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White-Knights

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{{Protip|As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any old e-friend can reach Chris at this point and change him for the better. Certainly not by continuing to ass-pat and pamper him, which is precisely what fucked him up so badly in the first place; as this wiki evidences copiously.}}

{{quote|[Chris] blocked me too. We defend her, buy from her and encourage her. A truly repulsive person.|Former white knight [[David90637947]].<ref>https://twitter.com/David90637947/status/1154345242834812929</ref>}}

{{quote|White knights [during the [[Miscreants]] era] were subverted. Their messages blocked, deleted before Chris could see them. If they got through, trolls would leak their conversations with Chris and accuse the helper of being the culprit.|[[Marvin]], one of Chris's former trolls.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Subverted White Knights]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's impression.]]

'''White-Knighting''' is a term used to describe the act of going on [[the Internet]] to help or defend someone else against other people, out of [[CWC is Sad|pity or compassion]], or for ulterior motives. People who do this are often referred to as '''White-Knights'''. White knighting of [[Chris]] is especially prevalent because of the sheer volume of abuse he's taken ever since he found his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in [[2007]].

Thanks to events following from the Idea Guys, most white knights now fall into a sub-group referred to as '''Anti-Trolls''', those who try to ward other trolls and Quintet members away from Chris to have him for themselves, rather than for noble purposes. These are not to be confused with the other sub-group of White Knights, counter-trolls, who primarily fight against trolls to protect Chris, rather to troll him themselves.

'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme, which is effectively gatekeeping.

In the broader internet trolling community, a wide range of people, from neutral observers to even his greatest trolls, are accused of being white knights. This is mostly due to Chris's "fans" discouraging [[Weening]], [[Enablers|Enabling]] and [[A-Logging]], acts which, to outside observers, could be misinterpreted as an attempt to reduce trolling. Many of these outside observers are also confused by the tendency of Chris's trolls, including his most [[Vivian Gee|prolific]] [[Clyde Cash|ones]], trying to get him to improve his life, as they don't know Chris well enough to know it's nigh impossible to get him to improve using the "soft touch". So when the label "white knight" gets thrown around, take it with a grain of salt.

A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being a lolcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance, or even beyond help. Opinion on the matter is somewhat divided on whether Chris is capable of improvement, although most agree that if Chris is going to improve, it will not be in any large part due to the efforts of third parties who only interact with him over the Internet.

Some believed that Chris was improving on his own, albeit slowly and in small increments, as seen in his gradual abandonment of his homophobia, which began with him declaring tolerance for lesbians, which he eventually extended to gay men. Others believed that Chris had not tangibly improved and that he has merely moved sideways, rather than forward. Chris showed signs of "improving" from mid-[[2015]], having found [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a new hangout]] where it seemed he was finally making friends and improving his social skills. Moreover, he finally found a way to cash in on his e-fame, delighted his fanbase by resuming the comics ''and'' made his dreams of a Sonichu media empire a reality, albeit probably on a much smaller scale than he once envisaged.

Since Chris's arrest for [[incest]] in [[2021]], many of his white knights abandoned him, and he is now at the mercy of [[A-logs]] and [[weens]].

==Motives==

===Pity/Remorse ===
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes]] and the [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.

===Empathy===
The internet is full of [[autistic]] people, manchildren, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his [[obesity]], his all-consuming need for female companionship, or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience.

===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===
{{see also|Chris and manipulation}}
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of {{w|Prosopagnosia}}. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. [[Emily]] played numerous real-life characters, and yet Chris fell for every one of them. Pictures of different women were used to depict Blanca, and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of {{w|Megan Fox}} were of [[Vanessa Hudgens]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]</ref> In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] – [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Since he's never "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being overweight.

Chris' autism also means that he thinks, and sees the world, in simplistic, binary terms; he cannot easily "read between the lines" or detect sarcasm, or practically any kind of nuance or subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as actually being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances at [[the GAMe PLACe]] exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref> It is also thought that his decision to go [[tomgirl]] was at least partially due to him taking advice to "get in touch with his feminine side" literally.

===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, BlueSpike's sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. The [[JULAAAY|less sophisticated]] bulk of the trolling was the work of A-Logs and weens, who are frowned upon even by trolls, and rightfully so. And, of course, who ''really'' has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?

===Attention Whores===
Some of these white-knights, the aforementioned anti-trolls, desperately seek attention from the community that surrounds Chris, sometimes faking their protecting of Chris. A lot like [[enablers]], these people cannot contribute anything to society and therefore will never get a Wikipedia page of their own, so the CWCki or Geno's Documentary series is the next best alternative. White Knights with attention on their mind often pretend that they are protecting Chris for noble purposes, when in actuality are trying to gain confirmation from the community through morally questionable techniques.

==Arguments against white knighting==

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===Chris is beyond your ability to help at this point===
The trolls that allegedly wanted to teach Chris some unpleasant truths about life, along with previous White Knights who wanted to shield Chris from criticism while genuinely wanting to prepare him for the real world, have consistently come to the conclusion that Chris is simply incorrigible – nothing helpful that anyone says or does has actually stuck with Chris in a long-term capacity, while he is more than willing to pick up more harmful habits. Even [[Null]], the closest person who Chris had to a friend since the trolling began, and was the only advisor that Chris would actually listen to, came to the conclusion that Chris not only refuses to learn anything if it even slightly inconveniences him, but that he is actively malicious and will ignore you or betray your trust if it benefits him. Even medical professionals are believed to have a hard time helping Chris, particularly when considering that Chris was just as delusional after [[Chris and mental healthcare|three months of time]] in a [[Western State Hospital|psychiatric hospital]] as he was going in. While Chris is a victim of circumstance, he can only get help if he actually seeks it, and that feels like extremely wishful thinking at this point.

===White-Knighting Chris now takes on a completely different connotation===
An unfortunate shift in the character of Chris's Internet adversaries has developed in the [[Idea Guys]]' wake. Having caused Chris to believe himself [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] and a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|a goddess]], traditional methods of reaching to Chris, as pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], have become obsolete. And in recent times, there have been an overwhelming number of people who are confident that playing make-believe with Chris will either help him in the long run, or will turn them into trolling legends. Because of this newfound confidence built by playing make-believe with Chris, it has been abused several times, and likewise became the means of weeding them out, regardless of their intentions. White-Knighting as a whole has taken a much more negative connotation in the Chris Chan community than it ever has before.

===Protecting Chris from specific trolls does not automatically make you a "hero" in the Chris Chan saga===

It goes without saying, but just because you divert trolls away from Chris, doesn't exclude you from being a subject of critique, as you have involved yourself in the drama in the first place. No matter the intention, interacting with Chris has always been discouraged by the community surrounding him. Chris's story doesn't really have heroes in it, anyways – it can basically be described as a sad tale of villains, victims, victims who become villains, villains who become victims, and those who watch the whole sorry story play out.

===The stresses of white-knighting===
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to keep up-to-date on his activities. Most have to lie and pretend to be a goddess of another dimension, or a random [[OC]], to even capture his attention. This, combined with Chris's habit of pushing away anyone who tries to connect with him, is enough to make any sane non-psychologist crash into slumber. A key example of this is the [[enabler]] [[MKRNightVee|MKR]], who frequently came into conflicts with [[Jacob Sockness]] and his other enabling ilk while trying to warn Chris of the danger of letting Sockness get close – though for narcissistic reasons, as to some extent MKR simply wanted to keep Chris to herself. Regardless of whether they're white knighting for their own gain, or out of some misguided effort to help Chris, White knights will find themselves experiencing unprecedented levels of [[stress]]; this is one of the reasons why many simply give up.

===Chris will not even read your message===
Trolls had control over his e-mails. Messages sent to him by white knights were often deleted before he could read them. Even back in the days of the [[Mailbag]], any emails submitted to it, if they even got published, would've been [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].

===Chris won't ever learn his lesson, no matter what you tell him===
Due in no small part to the fact that Chris had been mollycoddled by [[Borb|his parents]] from the very beginning and had his hand held through school by [[Manchester High Leaks|teachers who were sympathetic to a fault]], he is flat out resistant to any harsh truths pointing out his countless shortcomings and the objective fact that the general public by and large isn't going to absolve him of responsibility for his antics.

He ''will not'' take a moment to reflect on his actions (let alone use memories of these experiences to avoid repeating the same mistakes ever again) because he is thoroughly convinced that [[Kick the Autistic|he is a righteous victim of an unfair society that horribly mistreats autistics]], thus anyone who goes against his ideals (i.e. denies him what he feels entitled to have) is an irredeemable villain in his eyes. As such, he won't accept any words that don't match what he believes in and/or wants to hear, so even simply trying to be nice and reasoning with Chris won't convince him you're not a dang dirty troll.

Even ignoring the numerous altercations Chris got into during his [[Love Quest]] (resulting in portraying authorities doing their jobs as [[Jerkop|one-dimensional]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|villains]] for him and his league of OCs to triumph over) and the brutally honest tongue-lashing he received during the [[Father Call]], a particularly notable example of a white knight unable to make Chris wake up and smell the coffee was none other than [[Vivian Gee]]. [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|After '''three hours''' of trying to do just that]], she eventually gave up, understandably equating the experience with "fighting a wall".

In short, as long as your words are not 100% in line with his childlike and egocentric point of view, it's utterly futile to try and help Chris.

===Being overly nice to Chris might have molded him badly and still does===

Tempting as it is to feel sympathetic for Chris ([[Affair With Mother|at least until mid-2021]]), doing so would only benefit him for all the wrong reasons. Chris's youth wasn't one without acts of kindness from others, albeit mainly people who were [[Manchester High|well-meaning yet misguided]] at best or [[Barbara Chandler|flat-out spoiled him at worst]]. As a result of others generally opting to shield Chris from even the slightest negativity ([[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|with a few attempts at genuine advice going in one ear and out the other]]), he has grown accustomed to receiving, or expecting to receive, nothing but complete satisfaction with no strings attached from anyone who gives him the time of day.

Not only has it led to Chris's tendency to become hostile to anyone trying to show him the error of his ways (and of course doesn't give him everything he wants), but it has also allowed opportunities for [[enablers]] to entertain his bizarre delusions, only making him worse than he was before his online infamy. To make matters worse, it has even effectively created a paradox where benefitting Chris prevents him from getting what would ''actually'' benefit him (i.e. [[Chris and mental healthcare|therapeutic aid he needs but refuses]]), so even the best of intentions will ultimately yield no positive results whatsoever.

==Examples==
{{main|White knight emails}}

===White Knights on YouTube===

Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and Panda. She also released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the [[CWCville Library]]'s original curator, Arjen Van Dierten.

On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/ThePinchisDaBomb tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends, forgetting the fact that BlueSpike ''has no friends''.

===White Knights on Facebook===

In recent times (since 2012), Chris has taken to using Facebook as his main means of expressing himself. Inevitably, this has not only attracted the attention of trolls, but, in 2013, a slew of White Knights as well, in particular, a [[William Elliott Waterman]], who taunted the trolls to come after him instead of Chris ('''Spoiler:''' Nobody did, because nobody actually cared what he had to say). Anna and [[Kim]] are two of the most notable ones on his friends list, both of whom try to offer constructive advice whenever Chris nosedives into a rant...when they're not busy kissing his ass, especially in the case of Anna.

However, as we've come to expect of Chris, anybody who tells him something he doesn't want to hear are people that needed to be brushed off until they stop saying those mean, awful things to him. A good case in point is his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|anger-laced tirade in September 2013, when he got thrown out of Walmart and started calling names]]. The white knights typically chimed in with their support...''until'' he revealed that he [[Chris and the law|vandalized]] an Xbox One display in the store. Several of them then told Chris that this was not right of him to do, and that the manager had every right to throw him out. His response to that?

{{quote|They do not.
And if they do, they are most in the wrong, [[Chris and reality|because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever]].|– Chris's response to Chris Rhodes}}

===TV Tropes===
The TV Tropes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. It was eventually removed due to TV Tropes' website policy changing later on – in other words, said message would no longer be allowed on the website. The message is reproduced below:

{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from [[Chris and mental healthcare|licensed professionals]], [[October 28 2011|before]] [[26 December 2014|the stuff]] [[Chris and sex#Incest|you do]] [[Jail Saga|gets you thrown in prison or forcibly committed]]. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans – [[True and Loyal Fanbase|the people you think are your fans]] are really either [[trolls]] or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us – for once.|– Concerned tropers.}}

Unfortunately, the editor in question fails to realize that their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]]

In another move that was appeared to be White Knight-ish to onlookers, the page was also locked in order to prevent [[Weening|Weens]] and [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] from derailing a page about [[Sonichu (comic)|Chris's stupid webcomic]] to instead flood it with a trope list covering his entire life, with entries on Chris and the effort to troll him taking up about two-thirds of the page as a result of overzealous editors piling on an easy target instead of talking about the comic itself. However, the mods took action not out of a desire to protect Chris, but because troping a creator in such a fashion was strictly prohibited, and [[CWCki|going into Chris's life in such detail]] constituted an [[Honest Content|invasion of privacy]] that was in direct violation of the site's rules. The subsequent cleanup led to several ''Sonichu''-related pages being locked, with the main page covering the work getting a milquetoast and somewhat insincere message explaining that the article was being locked over excessive negativity, rather than the page flagrantly being warped by its editors to serve a different purpose than what the site was actually made for. Some ''Sonichu'' pages were eventually unlocked and the message was eventually removed, with the goal of actually providing examples of tropes in ''Sonichu'' being realized. Following the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, the pages were locked once more, and all discussion of Chris's personal life was prohibited on the threat of suspension.<ref>https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13327578050A72722200&page=269#comment-6710</ref>

A recreation of what that page looked like before being overhauled by the mods of TV Tropes can be seen [[User:Canine/TV_Tropes|here]].

==Chris as a White Knight==
In 2017, Chris himself began (attempting) to white knight the crew of [[Planet Dolan]], particularly [[DoopieDoOver]], after he misinterpreted one of Doopie's tweets about being tired of harassment from Chris himself as referring to [[trolls]] harassing her. To this end, he started the #[[HarassCWCdirectly]] campaign in which he exhorted the supposed trolls to take aim at him and leave Doopie and friends alone. This may well be a misguided effort to [[Love Quest|win Doopie's affections]] after she emphasized that she considers him nothing more than a customer, not even a [[Gal pal|friend]].

He also bizarrely white knighted ''himself'' in [[May 2020]] while [[Spirit possession|LARPing]] as [[Pokémon#Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], [[Polyamorous marriage|his second husband]].<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref> Note that he did so as a brief interruption of his marathon session of LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

==See also==
* [[A-Logging]]
* [[Enablers]]
* [[Weening]]
* [[White knight E-mails]]
* [[Jacob Sockness]] – An infamous white knight of Chris' that claims he wants to get in his pants.

==References==
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==External links==
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php/White_Knighting White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

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Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability

2023-08-25T10:31:10Z

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{{quote|"Whether or not you are responding in the right way, with enough oomph, often enough, and to the right sort of person (god forbid you sexually respond to someone of the same sex, or much older than you, or... well, the list goes on) ... "|The book that started the downfall.<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 48.</ref>}}

{{quote|"Thank you to Miriam Kaufman, Corey Silverberg and Fran Odette, by the way, for this wonderful how-to guide on how to have sex with retarded people."|[[Null]], [[Affair with Mother|knowing what this godforsaken book eventually led to]] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8 video has been removed</ref>}}

[[Image:ultimate-guide-to-sex-and-disability-cover.jpg|right|thumb|200px| Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

'''''The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability''''' is an educational book by Miriam Kaufman, first published in 2007. It states that it's the first complete sex guide for people who live with disabilities, pain, illness, or chronic conditions. Useful for absolutely everyone, regardless of age, gender, or sexual orientation, the book addresses a wide range of disabilities -- from chronic fatigue, back pain, and asthma to spinal cord injury, hearing and visual impairment, multiple sclerosis, and more.

Chris's first known mention of this book was on 5 [[July 2021]] in a conversation between him and [[Null]] (which was leaked on 31 July), where Chris stated:<ref name=null>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

{{quotebox|As one of my more curious followers may have found through my Amazon by now, I even recently purchased a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance.}}

He also provided a picture of the book in his lap.<ref name=null/>

At time of writing, Christorians are unaware of how Chris was made aware of this book.

==Analysis==
=== Overview ===
A few Christorians have taken it upon themselves to obtain this cursed piece of literature to see exactly how its contents could influence Chris (e.g. passages taken out of context). The book overall is graphic in its language and its description of the multiple facets of sex in general. As stated elsewhere its written from a perspective of someone who has a physical disability who may find sex to be awkward or unenjoyable. It is not intended as a guide on HOW to have sex with people with disabilities.

=== "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." ===
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There are a few choice passages in the book that when taken out of context, and with the reader failing to grasp on basic reading comprehension skills, could explain why Chris thought what he was doing was 'okay' and 'normal'.

{{quote|"Maybe if disabled people on the whole weren't so excluded from life and normal life experiences, then the devotee attraction would not seem weird at all, but rather a factor of the magical continuum of desire, or the notion that there's at least one somebody for everybody-- and hopefully, in all our cases, lots of somebodies"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 101.</ref>}}

: Considering how Chris views himself as [[Autism|"disabled"]], he would naturally feel that what he is doing is okay because he has been excluded from "life and normal life experiences" and "there's at least one somebody for everyone". Therefore in his mind the book is justifying his decision and giving him a sense of entitlement that he deserves this.

{{quote|"We tend to class attractions as 'normal' and 'abnormal', and an attraction to disabled folk is firmly assigned to the 'abnormal' basket. Restrictions on who we're supposed to be attracted to seem the only 'abnormal' thing to me."|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 101.</ref>}}

: Chris would take this passage as the green light that justifies his sexual attraction to his mother. If there are no restrictions according to this book, why can't he have sex with his mother? However, the intention of the quote is reassure the disabled reader that his/her feelings towards someone are okay and justified, not that it's okay to have sexual relationships with persons that most cultures/societies would deem as abhorrent and at very least illegal.

{{quote|"As long as the fetish doesn't involve hurting themselves, or somebody else, and is consensual, we don't think people should be quick to judge fetishes as abnormal or threatening"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 138.</ref>}}

: In the context of the book as a whole, this line boils down to "don't kink shame". Everyone has their own tastes and preferences, and nobody is in a position to judge. Except when it's having sex with your own mother.

{{quote|"Whether or not you are responding in the right way, with enough oomph, often enough, and to the right sort of person (god forbid you sexually respond to someone of the same sex, ''or much older than you'')"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 48.</ref>}}

: This passage aged like milk, considering it aims to break the taboo of having sex with someone much older than you, and Chris initially led on about his sexual partner being "of this half of our universe", physically older than him, and worked "thoroughly and compassionately with her beforehand."

=== "On the 3rd day he rose again" ===

{{quote|"Successful spontaneity often happens as a result of careful planning. people tend to see this need for planning as a negative thing, but it is really an opportunity to expand our sexual horizons. regardless of disability it can be a good idea to plan ahead for sex"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 127.</ref>}}

: This quote could have been why Chris was so [[Duck|rigid]] with doing the deed every 3 days like clockwork.

=== Christorian Opinions/Discussion ===

In the pursuit of Christory, a number of Christorians obtained a copy of this book and subjected their eyeballs to the horrid content therein. Below are their opinions on topics on the book as a whole.

* In reading the contents of this book, the author has a common theme that amounts to "in case you talking about sex with your caretaker makes them uncomfortable, fire them and get a new one who is sex-positive". It is concerting that the author implies that it is socially acceptable to discuss sexual topics with what essentially is a paid employee. Discussing sex with someone who is not specialized in the topic could be viewed as tactless at best and sexual harassment at worst. Anything that could be misconstrued as encouragement of less-than-consensual activities would be dangerous for an autistic who has a hard time understanding [[Honest content|boundaries]] and desperately wants [[sex|China]].

* For a quick summary of the general lessons that the book takes away, it emphasizes how it's important to take away taboos with people who are disabled and dependent on caregivers who want sex, and it emphasizes breaking that taboo and getting comfortable asking for help achieving orgasm. One part of the book at the beginning says that there's too much taboo about who your partner is and "god forbid it be someone much older than you". "For some people it won’t be feasible to see and touch all parts of their bodies. If you require twenty-four-hour assistance you may never have someone willing to hold a mirror to see what your clitoris looks like. You may not feel comfortable even asking for that help." "What supports will you need to have in place in case you need to deal with things that come up during your experience? You may have overwhelming feelings that you don’t know how to cope with. Do you have someone you can talk with about these strong feelings or memories? If you don’t have a friend, family member, or caregiver with whom you can hash things out, or some other way that you work through difficult things in your life..."

==As a guidebook==
[[File:Guide to Sex and Disability.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's copy of the book]]
Seeing the book as a "valuable and informative" resource to help guide him with his incestuous relationship with Barb, Chris seems to have misinterpreted many of the things said in it.

The primary purpose of the book is to provide assistance and advice on how to perform sexual intercourse to those with physical disabilities and chronic illnesses, who would typically have problems having sexual intercourse. Therefore the scope of the book is a sexual guide written for people '''with''' disabilities, not a guide on how to have sex with disabled people.

As a result the book itself assumes the reader can already grasp what is considered sexually taboo and what is legal, as it does not appear to touch upon such topics in depth. This evidently makes it a terrible choice for Chris, whose problems relationship and sex-wise coupled with absolutely poor decision-making and reading comprehension skills go beyond the scope of this book.

===Chris the sexpert===

Chris seems to have believed himself to be in a position to mentor people with relationship problems after reading this book. This is most notable with him attempting to provide guidance to the [[Suitress]] on her finding her "long-term" sweetheart in the college she'd attend. Having newly found power in finding justification to do [[Affair with Mother|unspeakable acts]], he felt himself to be an expert in all things regarding sex and relationships.

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==See also==
*[[How to Talk to Girls]]
*[[Affair with Mother]]

==External links==
*[https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Sex-Disability-Disabilities/dp/1573443042 The book on Amazon]

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User:Gray Deign

2023-08-25T10:21:54Z

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List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris

2023-07-09T10:04:51Z

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Chris has been particularly susceptible to cult-style '''brainwashing''' from trolls since the [[Idea Guys]] saga began in fall [[2017]]. While Chris has always been [[naive]] and easily tricked, the Idea Guys took things to the next level by exploiting his weakness at differentiating fantasy from [[reality]] and his desire for validation to manipulate Chris's beliefs on both his imaginary world and his real life.

After the Idea Guys were removed from power in spring 2018, Chris failed to reflect and improve on his mental health, in spite of his court-mandated appointments with a [[Region Ten]] psychiatrist, and instead left the gates wide open for more bad actors to influence his beliefs in his quest for more validation.

==From the Idea Guys==

Below are summaries of changes to Chris's fantasy world and sense of reality attributed to the [[Idea Guys]].

===[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]===
Throughout November, Chris made several posts,<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref> some accompanied by drawings, on being possessed by ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' goddess Uzume Tennouboshi and an invasion of CWCville by enemy forces from the ''Neptunia'' video games.

===Nazi [[CWCville]]===
{{see also|Nazis}}
[[File:Smashing (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|200px|The [[Christine Doll]], shortly before being executed.]]

A day after the "Freestyle Dance", Chris described in detail how Silvana had been saved in a military conflict titled [[Operation BARBarossa]], thinking the name was meant to be a clever nod towards [[Barb|his mother]]. The post was littered with references to World War II, particularly on actions by Nazi Germany, such as "prison camps full of large ovens" built on CWCville soil.

Days later, Chris expanded on the new CWCville lore,<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#Updates on prison camps & reality]]</ref> giving the names of the prison camps. He also warned that CWCville's supply of U.S. money had been tainted with a virus – a concept borrowed from the video game ''Tom Clancy's The Division'' – and encouraged travelers to use "Cwcsmarts" instead – a name slightly reminiscent of Nazi (and Weimar) Germany's "Reichsmark". Later, he mentioned that CWCville's ZIP Code had been changed from its previous Mexican designation to one in Germany, near the picturesque village of Birkenau, not to be confused with the WWII death camp Auschwitz-Birkenau, which operated in German-occupied Poland - As expected, Chris failed to notice this error by Idea Guy, and so the abuse continued.

Two weeks after the BARBarossa post, Chris had noticed speculation that he had fallen in with the Nazi crowd, and took offense to it, insisting that the ideas had come from [[Count Graduon]].

On 26 December, the Idea Guy informed Chris that citizens of CWCville who refused to accept [[SLGBTQ]] formed a homophobic klan and attacked the [[CWCville Shopping Center|CWCville Mall]], and rioted after the trial of [[Jamsta]] for molesting [[Punchy Sonichu]]. In the same message, he mentioned that the [[TrollBusters]] have been reformed into the "CWCstapo", an obvious (though lost on Chris) reference to the [[wikipedia:Gestapo|Gestapo]], the secret police of Nazi Germany, to "be better at stopping criminals".<ref name=jamsta>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref> The update contains the line "A police state is a Country run by CRIMINALS", a quote from ''Fatherland'', a novel set in an alternate timeline in which Nazi Germany won World War II.

A few weeks later, on 16 January, Chris was told that the [[Christine Doll|MLP doll he had customized to his image]] was, in fact, bugged by Nazis. He took vengeance by [[smashing]] it to pieces on camera. A few days later, Chris destroyed his Christmas tree and a photo of Hulk Hogan in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!‎]] for the same reason.

{{quote|Chris thinks he fucked up big with having his new medallion crafted out of Element 115(Nazi Zombies reference FTW), which was stolen by a time traveling Hitler, and the Chris from the comics was taken too. Now Cwcville is under the control of the Nazis, and this is what he thinks Cwcville(along with the US) looks like in his imagination land.|Idea Guy<ref name=q&a>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

<center><gallery>
File:NaziDC.jpg|Still of a Nazi occupation
File:Nazi new york.png|A scene from The Man in High Castle used to trick Chris
</gallery></center>

===CWCville elections===
On 26 November, Chris broke his longstanding policy barring elections in CWCville by announcing that the position of mayor was up for election.<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election]]</ref> The mayoral candidates included several notorious historical figures, Russian president Vladimir Putin, actor [[Brendan Fraser]], [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and ''[[Video games|Payday 2]]'' character [[Bob]] McKendrick. Incumbent [[Allison Amber]] did not run for reelection. Chris himself endorsed McKendrick, due to him sharing a name with his father, with a slogan ripped off from [[Pmurt]]'s "Make America Great Again".

A few days later, Chris announced another election for chief of police.<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville Chief of Police election]]</ref> The candidates were Ian Brandon Anderson (again), "[[wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Man-Ewell Noriega]]", and two serial killers.

[[Brendan Fraser]] won the mayoral election and took office sometime in December;<ref name=jamsta></ref> Ian Brandon Anderson won the vote for chief of police but Chris has yet to confirm that he has taken office.

===Trans Rosechu===
[[File:Cwc imaginary gal-pal's penis.jpg |thumb|250px]]
A distraught Chris posted to Facebook and Twitter in early December, saying that [[Rosechu]] had informed him that she was actually transgender, and had a penis up until the events of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], at which point she underwent advanced gender-reassignment surgery to become "Fully Woman" and enable her to give birth to her children.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?]]</ref>

Chris, agitated about the prospect of altering his canon in such a significant way, put up a poll to ask fans whether Rosechu should stay trans or be retconned back to his original concept of her being female from birth, pointing out that Rosechu being trans would hurt him and that the other option would hurt her. This reaction was seen by spectators as trans-shaming towards Rosechu, who he believes to be real in another dimension. In essence, Chris wants to be accepted as trans, added a [[Robee Sonichu|ten-year-old]] trans-female to his comic, and forced Rosechu and the gang to fully accept and love Chris for coming out – [[Chris and hypocrisy|but refuses to believe Rosechu herself could possibly be trans]].

===Residents of the CWCville dimension===
====[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]====

With the revelation that the Nazis have taken Cwcville, it is also revealed that pre-tomgirl Chris in the comic was an from an alternate timeline, where he was whisked into the past by the Nazis. Every [[Sonichu 10|atrocity]] committed by Chris is also revealed to be the actions of Nazi Chris. He was then killed by tomgirl Chris with a swift kick to the testicles.

{{quote|Chris looked back at his comics and was shocked to see how little respect he had in portraying women in his works. He thinks the Nazis kidnapped 2000s Chris and brought him back in time where they possessed him with Satanic powers and helped the Nazis win WW2.

In truth, I made a joke about the Nazis and Satanic powers, not realizing just how much he'd take it in.

''[...]''

I told him Chris from the past abolished women's rights so he can go on his love quest. Chris got so pissed, especially after I told him that Classic Chris helped the Nazis win WW2. |Idea Guy<ref name=q&a></ref>}}

<center><gallery>
File:CWC gets kicked.jpg |Christine kicks Chris in the nuts.
File:CWC ded.jpg |Chris dies from testicular trauma.
File:CWC vs Hitler.jpg|Hitler is zapped to the extreme.
File:ChristineNude.jpeg|Self portrait of Christine in nude, recovered from the "Futanari virus".
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====[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]====
[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris butt-fucking Sonichu in comic form in order to fulfill a prophecy for [[Crystal]]'s birth.]]

[[Magi-Chan]] foretold of a prophecy in which [[Crystal]] would be born by Chris mating with Sonichu. He also informed Chris that if this was drawn, he wouldn't have to do it in real life. Chris complied<ref name=q&a></ref>.

[[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], a book Chris had wanted to use for a modern retelling of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] prior to his known interactions with the Idea Guys, has significant alterations to the canon of the comics. Sonichu's new birthday is given as April 20th, or "4/20" – representing the slang term "[[Tobacky#Cannabis|420]]", but also coinciding with Adolf Hitler's birthday and the anniversary of the Columbine massacre.

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Another change in birthday is for [[Magi-chan]], which was changed to 14 November, 1948<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191204063321/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/987472560114806786</ref> - the joke being that this made him [[Sex|69 years old]] - making him the oldest Sonichu in the comic. It is also the same birthdate of {{w|Charles III}}, the current King of the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth realms.

Halfway through December, Chris exclaimed that [[Silvana]] had been lost in the past, but that there was a way to bring her back if his followers would "BELIEVE In Silvana Rosechu, and her Fullest Existence in Cwcville, Virginia, USA, Of All Timelines, Worlds and Dimensions!". She was revived in a new form, with her old one destroyed.<ref name=silvana>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana lost in the past]]</ref>

Sonichu lore was changed from an unknown number of Sonichu species to an exact number - [[Sex|69]]<ref name=silvana></ref> - which Chris had to retcon [[Sonichu 8]] to fit in.

After Wise was outed, Chris resumed uploading pages for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. In it, jokes and references inserted by the Idea Guys survived: [[Night Star]] and [[Jessica Quinn|Diamond Melody]] order a hotdog from a {{w|Tesco}} merchant (Tesco, a supermarket chain in the [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|United Kingdom]], became embroiled in {{w|2013 horse meat scandal|a scandal}} during early 2013 in which it was found out that they had been inadvertently selling processed beef adulterated with horse meat to customers). Night Star also rambles about her age, giving references to ''Gears of War''.<ref>[[November 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>

Similarly, in-progress work on [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]] shows Chris still using Wise's suggestions.

Partial pages of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], then titled ''Sonichu'' #16, were posted by Kiwi Farms users whom Wise had confided in, the plot of which involves his explanation on how he got access to Chris and the nightmarish state of CWCville he had described to him. Chris retained the story after the Idea Guys were ousted, however, his allies suggested that he avoid publishing the issue.

===Real people===
====Theories on Ted Bundy====

Chris stated several wild theories about serial killer [[Ted Bundy]] during the [[Count Dankula]] interview.

====Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy====
Chris was told that some people are half-Sonichu, such as Chris, his father [[Bob]] and serial killer Ted Bundy. [[Barb]], on the other hand, is full human.

This idea was implanted into Chris prior to Josh Wise being doxed in January 2018; Chris maintained belief in this even after the Idea Guys had been finally removed from power in May 2018, bringing it up in June 2018 during the [[Count Dankula]] interview.

<center><gallery>
File:Bobchu.jpeg|Bob as a Sonichu named "Robertchu." Drawn in December 2017 and leaked the following month.
File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|Chris and Robertchu, in a drawing for Father's Day in June 2018.
File:Bundychu.jpeg|[[Ted Bundy]] as a Sonichu
</gallery></center>

====[[Megan Schroeder]]====
In July 2018, Chris, during a long rant on being a chronicler for the ''Sonichu''-verse, mentioned a belief that Megan has the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she had earned while in politics<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

===Chris trying to meet an anime girl IRL===
{{quote|I let him go to GameStop looking for Neptune while honking his horn and shouting her name. [...] He went up to the window and “thoroughly scanned” the inside for Neptune. [...] The Forest lakes GameStop. He went there because I said Neptune would wait at a GameStop. For some reason he went to the one he got banned from, so I went with it.|Joshua Wise<ref name=q&a></ref>}}

===Chris abandoning Christianity for Hyperdimension Neptunia===
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===Marrying Chris to Cryzel Rosechu and Magi-Chan===
{{main|Polyamorous marriage}}
Chris began a polyamorous relationship with fictional characters [[Cryzel Rosechu]] and [[Magi-Chan]] on 26 March 2018. Eventually, Chris declared himself to be bisexual after having had Magi-Chan as a boyfriend.

Strangely, Chris continued to hold onto this delusion even after the Idea Guys were removed from power<ref name=stillbelievingmarriage>[[May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed]]</ref>.

===Chris liking flat-chested women===
[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Early in April, Chris posted a drawing commemorating flat-chested women, depicting himself as flat-chested instead of with the usual comically-large breasts.
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===Turning Chris bisexual===
{{main|Bisexual}}

In [[March 2018]], the Idea Guys led Chris to believe he was in relationships with fictional male characters [[Kun T’Nyuget]] and [[Magi-Chan]], and that this meant he was bisexual in real life.

===Other content===
On 7 December, Chris posted a "dark" [[Pokémon]] fan theory, lamenting that Pokémon are kept in suspended animation with "NO Simulated Fields made from Virtual Reality! NO Living Room Apartment Setting! NOTHING! Suspended Animation in Dark".<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#What it's like in a Pokeball]]</ref>

On 21 April 2018, Chris recorded [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]], in which, having been thoroughly gaslit by the Idea Guys, Chris desperately pleads for his fans to forgive him for central aspects of his internet identity.

==From [[Jacob Sockness]]==

==From Guard Dogs==
* In the summer of 2018, [[The Captain]] attempted to convince Chris that the [[Amnyfest Ring]] was in fact the Reality Stone, and that Chris could use it to revert the damage the Idea Guys had done to CWCVille. Unfortunately, this attempt at redirecting Chris's attention away from the destructive fantasies of the Idea Guys failed, as Chris continues to believe in much of what the Idea Guys forced him to accept.

==From [[other enablers]]==

===Multidimensional White Knights===

[[File:Edbigheadtroll.png|200px|right]]

* Ed Bighead changing his name to Darius and assuming the Babylonian throne to defeat the slime.
* Local58 is real footage from another dimension.
* Moonman (AKA Mac Tonight) is causing the events of Local58.
* Spongebob changed his name to Amadeus and became the Austro Hungarian king.
* A Paper Mario Character is the Ottoman Sultan in C-197
* Ingigokt and Err (AKA the Mooninites) tried to murder Penny Fitzgerald from Gumball as an assignment from Moonman. But they failed.

==References==
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{{IdeaGuySaga}}
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Chris and politics

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{{quote|EID, PMURT, EID|[[Chris]]'s biting political commentary on President [[Pmurt|Trump]].}}

[[File:Chris_Chad_Sonichu.jpeg|thumb|right|Chris's political views defy conventional classification.]]

From his discovery on the internet towards [[2017|2017]], Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then leaned left. Following his [[transgender|shift in gender identity]] from 2011 onward, he moved further left. His progressing support of the LGBT+ community may have been why he has been more vocal about politics. In the [[Dimensional Merge| post-merge era]], he mentions politics infrequently (thankfully) as he's too busy [[Messiah complex|pretending to be the goddess of his imaginary world]]. (oh....)

==General views==
Before the [[2010s]], Chris was a self-described moderate. His views were eclectic – they could best be described as fiscally liberal and socially conservative. He would therefore receive criticism from both sides of the political fence. Liberal [[trolls]] criticized Chris for his [[racism]], [[sexism]], [[homophobia]], and black-and-white view of the world, as well as his poor understanding of science. Conservative trolls criticized him for his lack of a [[job]], reliance on the [[tugboat|government]], unusual behavior, and obscure interests.

After the close of the Classic era, Chris's social views started to shift left, while his fiscal views shifted even further.

===Reasons for Chris's political shift===
====Shift in identity====
Chris's [[transgender]] identity has left him open to political influence from others, particularly as he has begun socializing within the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] [[Impulse Gay Social Club|community]] and other generally progressive outlets. He even became accepting of [[homos|gay men]], a group he once vehemently opposed.

====Financial problems====
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}

Chris's deteriorating financial situation, continued dependence on [[Monthly tugboat|government money]], and growing [[Chris and health|health problems]] for himself and his mother have enhanced his sensitivity to social spending and fiscal policy. In particular, one of [[Pmurt]]'s most prominent policy goals was the repeal of the current {{w|Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act|Affordable Care Act}}; while the exact effects of the law on healthcare costs and availability for common people are debatable, it is generally considered at least partly effective. Chris has no doubt heard about Republican repeal efforts from his limited political news exposure, and likely holds them against Trump and his allies.

===Politics in the Trump era and beyond===
[[File:Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, a.mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris discussed his political opinions by using toys to role-play a conversation.<ref>[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref>]]

Chris voiced criticism of Republican Party presidential nominee Donald Trump throughout 2016; after Trump's surprise victory, he issued outright death threats against President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence. After they were inaugurated, he viewed himself as part of the anti-Trump resistance, although he did little aside from post memes and additional messages telling them to die. Chris's interests in [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ issues]] likely played a role in his attacks on the then-new administration. However, in 2018, under the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], he talked in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|a video]] about opposing Nazis, and claimed to be a member of {{w|Antifa (United States)|Antifa}}. He also [[Smashing|destroyed a toy pony]] under the impression that Nazis (a recurring antagonistic presence in the Idea Guys lore) had bugged it. As Chris became more enthralled by the concept of the [[Dimensional Merge]], he generally tuned out of politics as he became more focused on [[Dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and [[Messiah complex|his role in ensuring that cartoons and video games could become real]].

Chris would eventually voice support to Joe Biden's presidential campaign, but he voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}} in 2020 because [[Chris and reality|he actually believes]] that she will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] takes place<ref>[[Discord Q&A 5#Operation of CWCville's Government]]</ref>. While he continued to hate Trump and Pence, the outcome of the election didn't matter to him as much personally due to his belief in the delusion. His belief that Lisa is president presumably takes its influence from ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode "{{w|Bart to the Future}}", which is set years in the future after she succeeds Donald Trump's then-fictional administration, which substantially increased the national [[debt]] before she took office. However, the events of "Bart to the Future" are not predictive, despite numerous viral videos promoting such misconception: Donald Trump considered running for the job in 1999, one year before the episode aired, and the first of the six bankruptcies to affect his businesses (which the national debt joke referenced) occurred in 1991.<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/simpsons-predict-trump</ref>

==Views on policy==
Chris's political views resemble a third grade child's "if I were President" social studies assignment; possessing a shallow understanding of major world issues.

A rather insightful example of his limited understanding of how the world actually works is his video [[A Public Announcement for Congress]], in which Chris explains in detail the actions he would take if elected President of the United States.

One doesn't even need to play the video to know that Chris is full of shit, as the title "A Public Announcement for Congress", contradicts itself. The video is not directed at Congress in any way, but rather is a stump speech directed at the American people. Anyone familiar with Chris's [[Chris and English|unique]] manner of speaking knows that he makes a habit of using fancy-sounding words (to him, at least) to make himself sound more intelligent than he actually is. Since Chris has no idea how to actually use these words, the results often make him sound even more like a total moron.

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In the video, Chris displays for all the world that he has no idea how anything works.

Chris's first 100 days as President would be as follows:
* Use federal funds to create massive government housing complexes in every major city for the homeless.
* Drastically lower the sales tax of the state of Virginia from 5% to 2.5%
* Not lower "benefits" for retirees.
* Subsidize pharmaceutical costs for retirees.
* Confiscate all firearms owned by civilians.
* Legalize gay marriage in every member state of the United Nations.
* Construct FBI stations to monitor the activities of internet trolls.

Ideologically, Chris's views are all over the place, ranging from conservative (e.g. slashing tax rates in half) to extremely liberal views (e.g. setting up a massive welfare initiative in the form of "soup hotels").

Notably, the "five percent" tax rate Chris wants halved refers to the Virginia sales tax rate, and not a federal income tax. Besides the fact that sales tax rates are set by the states and not by the federal government, and a President Chandler would have no power to change this, Chris's misunderstanding of the distinction between income and sales tax points to the fact that, to nobody's surprise, Barb probably filed all of Chris's taxes for him during those three incredible months when Chris was actually employed.

Since Chris most likely has never seen a W2 in his entire life, his approval of cutting taxes was most likely the influence of his late father. This is also most certainly the case with the next two points, which both relate to benefits for retired persons.

He would also take away all firearms from the civilian population, a direct violation of the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution. He then immediately backtracks on this idea, instead settling to just confiscate and ban the sale of ammunition. This ammunition would then be redistributed to the population in the event of an attack from 'another nation or planet". Not even considering the fact that such a plan would be a logistical nightmare, Chris seems to forget that the United States already has a military to defend itself, so exactly why Chris believes the U.S. population would have to be engaged in Guerrilla-style warfare against a foreign invader is a mystery.

Chris's final proposal is perhaps the most egregious, suggesting that the resources of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a federal agency which is, among other things, ''dedicated to stopping foreign and domestic terrorist plots'', should be used to investigate people who type "ur gay" over the internet.

In short, Chris's views on politics at that time were mostly the product of the influences of his conservative parents, combined with a well-meaning, yet naïve understanding of complex sociopolitical issues like poverty and gun violence.

==Other Issues==
===Terrorism===

On 15 [[November 2015]], Chris wrote [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|a piece]] on the ISIS attacks in France.

He demonstrated a very simplistic notion of ISIS, comparing it to a cartoon villain “looking to gather energies and power for themselves.”

He also tried to understand the motives of the terrorists by using his own life experiences against trolls, saying “I feel the terrorists, regardless of country, are misguided with paranoia and fear of others.”

His solution for world peace is simply to “stand together, combining our hearts and souls in the efforts to share the lights of friendship and love.” This ignores all underlying motives for sociopolitical tensions, and is a solution more fitting for a fight among small children.

===Patriotism===

In the 2009 [[Father Call]], Matthew called out Chris on his lack of patriotism, for making [[Twin Falling Towers]], saying, “Don't tell me you're an American.” Chris took it literally, responding with “I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.”

On [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2|3 May 2017]], Chris naïvely appealed to North Korea, a foreign totalitarian regime, for a coup against the President of the United States.

==Chris's Involvement in the Political Process==

===2008-2012===
Chris, to many people's shock and horror, has voted in multiple United States presidential elections. In 2008, Chris voted for Democratic candidate Barack Obama. His main reason for doing so was the fact that he had watched a set of documentaries on both Obama and his Republican opponent, John McCain. Chris, in [[True and Honest]] form, said he voted against McCain because he couldn’t identify with him on a personal level. In December 2008, he stated:<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&E Biography, than in McCain's A&E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store.

Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemmas?}}
Chris's reasons for choosing Obama over McCain are understandable, given the amount of candidates, successful or otherwise, who have campaigned as a "man of the people." However, exactly what qualities of Barack Obama an obese manchild saw in himself is currently unknown. Chris elaborated further in 2014, during [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|a date with Catherine]]:

{{quotebox|I kind of felt like um, with my mental stabil-, with my mental problems and whatnot, I felt like I could similarly relate to him? I felt more related, felt more relatable to him in that sense than McCain was. As he was the, uh, prisoner in that other country he insisted, he did not want to be released early. He wanted to go out with the r-, with as s-, at the same time as errybody else. Uh I mean, that is, that is admirable [he pronounces this word all wrong].}}

Chris would go on to vote for Obama a second time in 2012 for, once again, no real reason besides his claim that he personally identified with him, saying, "I felt like I wanted to make sure that I had [[Chris and his Ego|good reason]] to decide from the change and having a first black president. Aside from that, cause if I had done that, if I had done it on just that alone, that would have been racist."

===2016===
{{see also|Pmurt}}

[[File:Cwc electionday 2016.jpg|thumb|Chris, after casting his vote for Hillary Clinton]]

Despite having four more years of opportunities to actually understand how a country functions, Chris's reasoning for his choice in the 2016 Presidential election remained laughably shallow. Chris repeatedly made clear his preference for Democratic candidate {{w|Hillary Clinton}} during this election cycle; his main reason being that she is a [[China|woman]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president.]]

Chris did make a ''slight'' attempt to develop his political views from the Obama era. Instead of just voting for Clinton because she reminds him of himself, he read up on the issues. Unfortunately, this consisted of [[Pmurt#Chris's news sources|skimming clickbait articles]] written by LGBT activists. He also cited an episode of The Simpsons as one of his major sources for being opposed to Clinton’s opponent, Donald Trump.<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

When a fan asked him for reasons to vote for Clinton, he responded:<ref>[[Misc texts#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

*Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt.

*She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants

*She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General.

*AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

Despite claiming to be a feminist, the sexism in Chris's "woman's touch" remarks seems to elude him.

Chris has also given [[Pmurt#Opposition to Trump|many reasons for opposing Trump]].

===2016 Election Results===

[[File:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, after learning of the election results]]
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris reacted to news of Donald Trump’s victory over Hillary Clinton [[Pmurt#Death Threats|by throwing a huge temper tantrum]]. During that time, he:

*Asked someone to kill Trump with “a sniper rifle”

*Made videos and Facebook posts depicting the President-elect, and later the Vice President-elect, being murdered in effigy, using Transformers and Legos

*Posted to the comments section of a LGBT Facebook page and asked its readers to pray for Trump’s death

He also signed [[Pmurt#Anti-Trump petitions|an online petition]] asking the Electoral College to disregard the results of the 2016 election and install Clinton into the presidency which did not happen.

Chris has refused to recognize Pmurt as his president, saying, “[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville.]]<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting]]</ref>

===Open Letter to Pmurt on the LGBT===
Upon reading that Pmurt had said he would sign the {{w|First Amendment Defense Act}} if passed by Congress, a bill opposed by liberals due to potentially enabling discrimination against the LGBT community, Chris first reacted by [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|making a death threat]], then writing [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|an open letter]] directed at Pmurt.

{{quotebox|Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.

In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?

If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.

Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.

<nowiki>#DonaldTrump</nowiki>, Abdicate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.

Good day. }}

Though confusing, Chris's point seems to be that he wants Pmurt to consider the perspective of a LGBT-oriented person before making his decision on the bill. Aside from the death threat at the end, it is a fair effort by Chris, whose own [[autism]] often makes it difficult for himself to empathize with other people. In any case, said bill was never passed or signed by Pmurt.

===2020===
{{quote|Right on! I say No to Drumpftastic [[Mathematics|infinity squared]].|Chris, giving support to the Biden/Harris campaign in response to Jason Alexander's endorsement.<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#No to Drumpftastic]]</ref>}}
[[File:YangGang.png|thumb|left|For a time, Chris was part of the Yang Gang.]]

By the time he encountered the Idea Guys, Chris had shifted his focus from being invested in following [[SLGBTQ|LGBT+ groups]] to being invested in his [[Chris and coping|imaginary world]]. Without the influence from LGBT groups, Chris seemed to have left his hatred of Trump and his interest in politics behind, preferring to occupy himself with his [[polyamorous marriage]]s and alternate [[dimensions]]. Nonethelss, Chris vocalized his support for Andrew Yang in [[October 2019]], during the lead-up to the Democratic Party primaries to select a nominee for President. This was most likely due to Yang's support of universal basic income, which Chris probably hoped would upgrade his [[monthly tugboat]] significantly. Conversely, he practically ignored any and all news concerning Trump's impeachment in [[December 2019]] and the months that followed, which demonstrated Chris's comparative lack of interest in politics at this point in time. After all, the impeachment process would have been the earliest point that he could have been removed in office besides January 2021, presuming that he lost his 2020 re-election bid (which he eventually did).

However, Chris did become slightly more engaged with politics much closer to the 2020 election, starting around the time that news that Donald Trump contracted [[COVID-19]] got out. Taking to [[October 2020 social media posts|social media]] during [[October 2020]], he replied to [[Ben Saint]] to dispel his claims that Chris was responsible for Trump's ailment via a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]]; Chris also took a moment to proclaim that COVID-19 would '''not''' be the cause Trump's demise, but that his end will come by other means, as [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|his death]] is foretold as part of Chris's own [[Dimensional Merge]] prophecies. He then vocalized support for Democratic Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris a few days later, after their respective debates against Donald Trump and Mike Pence, ensuring that they received the critical Sonichu vote in the election. Chris also appreciated the schadenfreude of someone reportedly hacking into Trump's [[Twitter]] account after it was reported to have very minimal security protection. True to Chris's prophecy, Trump recovered from his infection.

The actual election arrived on 3 November. Despite Chris’s opposition to Trump, and the uncertainty of the election, he tweeted that he would vote for Lisa Simpson, likely due to his belief that she would lead the nation after the Merge.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020]]</ref> Provisional results indicate that Chris may be one of only two {{w|write-in candidate|write-in}} voters in Ruckersville.<ref>[https://results.elections.virginia.gov/vaelections/2020%20November%20General/Site/Locality/GREENE_COUNTY/President_and_Vice_President.html Unofficial Election Results], Virginia Department of Elections</ref> Regardless of whether or not Chris really wasted his vote on Lisa Simpson, Biden then won Virginia later that night by nearly ten points, and eventually won enough states for both an electoral college and popular vote victory over Trump. Chris eventually [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|watched a ''Saturday Night Live'' segment that he later tweeted about]], expressing jubilation that Trump would not get a second term.

Amid a recent attempt to retreat into his fantasy world,<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref> Chris did not comment on the outcome of the run-off Senate races in Georgia, which gave Biden a bare majority in the Senate, the {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|storming of the U.S. Capitol}} on the following day, or Trump's second impeachment on charges of incitement to insurrection as a result of the storming. However, Chris did comment on Trump's ban from Twitter, which also occurred as a result of the storming.<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Donald Trump]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[Pmurt]]
*[[United States of America]]
*[[CWCville]]
*[[Chris and oration]]

==Sources==
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Chris and his personality

2022-12-27T17:02:08Z

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One's '''personality''' is a set of mental, emotional, and behavioral qualities that make up an individual's character. Studying personality is a key aspect of [[psychology]], allowing experts to know what makes people the way they are. There are many methods for testing one's personality, with some backed by decades of scientific research, and others created by random people on [[Facebook]] to show ads.

Chris's personality is quite eclectic. It is what draws countless people around the globe to study and follow his antics. He has spoken quite a bit on his own idea of his personality, but his own insight doesn't always jibe with [[reality]].

His personality has undergone quite the change since Bob's death, with some traits undergoing a full 180.

==Disclaimer==

[[File:Myers-Briggs type indicator.jpg|thumb|The Myers-Briggs type indicator is a popular personality test system.]]
Personality testing is a controversial field, with few tests used universally within the scientific community. Even the famous Myers-Briggs test, while useful for rough workplace assessments, is somewhat vague. It misses key areas like creativity and openness, and people who take the test often get different results over time. The closest thing to a gold standard is the Big Five, or OCEAN test.

This article discusses various aspects of Chris's personality, but is not to be taken as a substitute for an actual psych-eval.

==Introversion vs extraversion==
Chris has described himself as both introverted<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Socializing]]</ref> and extraverted<ref>[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> He has shown traits of both introversion and extraversion over the years. (It should be be noted that few people are 100% introverted or extraverted; it is more akin to a [[Autism|spectrum]] which people fall on. People can also react differently to different contexts, such as a casual one-on-one hangout versus a large crowd.)

At [[Manchester High School|high school]], Chris appears to have been fairly introverted, though he had a strong drive to be extroverted and outgoing. A [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Getting_Acquainted|leaked icebreaker worksheet]] shows that Chris only talked to 7 of his class-mates. They were all [[Noviophobia|female]]. Despite trying to later hold a high school reunion, in the [[Song of Christian]], a 16-year old Chris describes having few friends and how his "loneliness is off the scale”. Even with the social prestige of being a water-boy to the school [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball team]] and his [[Gal-pals]], Chris took his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] to the school prom. Nearly 10 years after the prom, Chris talked about feeling like an outcast at the prom, however his highlight of the evening was when one of his [[Tiffany Gowen|gal-pals]] felt sorry for him and "pulled [him] onto the dance floor". This dance "felt like hours" to Chris.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref>

Around the time of discovery by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Chris was mainly an introvert. He kept to himself and barely spoke to anyone but his sweetheart. He joined most public chats in both [[IRC|text]] and [[Mumble|voice]] forms only after being goaded by his current sweetheart<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5#February 10]]</ref> or a troll. And even in these chats, he didn't converse a lot, and only answered questions directed towards him. Even while playing video games, he mostly stuck to playing single player games such as God of War, Pokemon, Sonic and Animal Crossing. Any multiplayer game he did play was mostly with his sweetheart like LittleBigPlanet and Burnout Paradise. Before his discovery, when he frequented the THe GAMe PLAce, he mostly kept to himself (and Megan), and rarely interacted with other people except during card games.<Ref>[[Lucas and Mimms Q&A#Chris's behavior]]</ref>

Classic Chris would clearly fall on the introvert side of the spectrum but he isn't a full on introvert. He did visit an [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|anime expo in 2004 and 2005]]. New Chris, however, would easily fall on the extrovert side since 2017, as he started publicly responding to people, started playing multiplayer and co-op games such as [[Tetris 99]] and PayDay 2, visited multiple conventions like [[Bronycon]], [[OmegaCon]], [[BABScon]] and the [[TooManyGames]] expo. He has also started streaming videos, and answering questions his fans have. He has also joined public and private discord groups, though his interaction with other humans in them is limited. On [[Twitter]], he has started interacting (although poorly) to a ton of people ranging from artists to [[enablers]].

==Kindness and respect==
:''Main article: [[Chris and kindness|Kindness]]''

While Chris may strive to be kind, his efforts often fall flat and instead come across as annoying, overwhelming or creepy. Chris at least shows he makes an effort to look like a kind person, and he has referred to himself as the "kind and compassionate Christine Chandler".<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref> But ''saying'' you're kind and actually ''being'' kind are two very different things.

Many of Chris's attempts at being kind, from calling complete strangers "[[darling]]" to [[TooManyGames|kissing]] guys he just met, are a clear violation of other's boundaries and easily make people feel uncomfortable. Ironically, his attempts can be quite unkind, particularly in how forceful they are. To his credit though, Chris did raise funds for the childhood cancer charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]] in June 2012, as well as donating to the Red Cross after Hurricane Harvey in September 2017; but that's about as far as it goes for any legitimately kind deeds.

==Empathy vs antipathy==
:''Main articles: [[Chris and remorse|Remorse]] and [[Chris and anger|Anger]]''

Anger, or ''tard rage'' as trolls call it, is a defining feature of Chris's personality. Also notable is his lack of empathy, beyond the point where it can be autism-related. While autistic people often struggle with cognitive empathy (the ability to ''know'' what someone is feeling), they generally have lots of emotional empathy (the ability to ''feel'' what someone is feeling after finding out). Chris seems to lack both, ignoring others' feelings even after they directly state them.

Chris generally utilises apologies as a performative tool to placate others and to persuade them to either leave him alone or give him what he wants - on the [[Q&A NO MORE|few]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|occasions]] Chris does demonstrate what appears to be genuine remorse or grief, he still tends to either ignore or only broadly address issues at the heart of the matter, or shift blame onto others, and in what his perhaps his [[CWC is sad|most infamous example]] of a tearful apology, a stroke of blissful happenstance was enough to completely erase any lingering feelings of sorrow that Chris may have had - indeed, it galvanised him enough that he indirectly ''mocked'' the target of his past apologies instead.

While Chris is not utterly incapable of feeling empathy, he has repeatedly demonstrated difficulty in constructing meaningful, sincere apologies for his misdeeds. This is, in part, due to his condition, and accordingly due to how some of his previous statements intended to redress the grievances of others have been constructed. Having been raised on a steady diet of assorted television programs ever since childhood and having experienced little in the way of meaningful social interaction ever since his days at Manchester High, Chris seemingly relies on his experience with media to assist him in many social situations, and apologies are no exception. When Chris attempts to make amends, he often hinders his own efforts with his delivery - his manner of speech is monotonous and often without any real emotion in such instances, with him appearing to do his level best to appear dejected and put-upon, an illusion that is shattered the moment he asks for a ban to be lifted because he wants to [[Apology_to_Game_%26_Hobby_Place|buy things]], for instance. When he feels it necessary, he will also 'score' his videos with a background track, a tactic likely employed in this case to get the recipient to feel sorry for him and understand his point of view. This approach is possibly inspired by the media Chris has consumed: heartfelt moments call for fitting music, and so he sees it as the right thing to do, rather than an instance of blatant emotional manipulation.

The other, more noticeable aspect to this, however, is that on many occasions Chris displays an apparent inability to understand what he did wrong even after having his mistakes explained to him. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the Alec Benson Leary saga, where over the course of a number of telephone conversations Chris was repeatedly urged to apologise for actions that were explicitly read out to Chris on two separate occasions. The videos that followed these calls, already hampered by his flat, detached affect, did not address several of these wrongs, and those that were brought up were only spoken of briefly, with an absolute minimum of any emotion - in the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|seventh call]] between the two, Alec would directly accuse Chris of not understanding his faults. This eventually culminated in the highly controversial [[Sonichu 10]], in which Chris has comic representations of Alec and his friends be brutally murdered by his gaggle of OCs and Sonichu clones. While he would later revise the ending of this issue, at the time he staunchly defended himself, proving that like with most aspects of social grace Chris is perfectly willing to renege on past apologies and promises if it benefits him, or to spite others who prove themselves a nuisance to him and his work. In a [[9_February_2010|video]] published shortly before the comic's release, he backpedalled and claimed that he was taking a stand against Alec and his associates, and that he never wanted to kill Simonla Rosechu. a controversial character cribbed from an OC made by a friend of Alec's, characterising Evan's requests for apology and to stop using his work as 'blackmail', and in the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth and final call]] with Alec, he blatantly backtracked on several phone calls and two apology videos worth of statements, claiming that Simonla was always his, and when called out for his execution of the Asperpedia Four, he responded that 'requesting the death of one of [his] characters comes with a price.'

While Chris may be fickle when it comes to apologies and their sincerity, however, he has a much, ''much'' easier time committing himself to hating people, especially if he believes they have wronged him gravely. The two most enduring examples of his unyielding scorn are perhaps Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder. The former, for the 'crime' of destroying a sign in an effort to stop one of her college's pupils from loitering on school grounds in an attempt to solicit sex from students, was transformed into the first villain of the Sonichu comic series, made into a target of ridicule and mockery, and was sent intimidating drawings by Chris, the final straw in a series of missteps that saw him suspended from PVCC for a year. Although Chris would later try to change her image within the comics and even consider reconciling with her in reality, going as far as to deliver a framed version of his formal apology to her office himself, Chris still viewed the process of reconciliation through the lens of Chris forgiving Mary for ''her'' 'past misdeeds' - and when his attempt at delivering an apology was met with the dean contacting Chris' parents and asking them to ensure Chris remained away from the campus permanently under threat of legal summons, he was swift to do what he always did, labelling her as the architect of all his misery and deserving of whatever ill fortune may befall her. This bitter hatred burned for years after, surfacing most prominently in 2013, in which Chris blamed her and other parties for his life being the way it was in a series of Facebook rants. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] retired in 2019, whereupon Chris uncharacteristically wished her a peaceful life until her 'time of passing'... but not without offering 'constructive criticism' on how she could have better spoken to him.

[[Michael Snyder]] has not been as fortunate, by comparison. A constant target of Chris' wrath and a subject of his conspiratorial ramblings, Chris has spared extremely little in the way of pity or understanding for Snyder and his actions. Chris has commonly regarded Snyder as the ''other'' architect of all his misery, going so far as to accuse him of being a grasping, conniving schemer inexplicably conspiring with the Greene County school board to ban him from the GAMe PLACe and claiming that he didn't even know why he had been barred from the store when Snyder himself, and accounts of Chris' interactions with Snyder, make it clear that Chris' own behaviour was the cause. These feelings of antipathy only intensified after [[28 October 2011]], an incident which Chris has come to believe was entirely staged and grossly exaggerated by Snyder. Despite Snyder showing remarkable leniency towards both Chris and his mother in the subsequent legal proceedings, motioning for their sentences to be reduced to misdemeanours, Chris was not at all humbled by this impossibly gracious act of mercy; he went on to blame Snyder as the root cause for the Chandlers' financial crisis, rather than spending the entirety of Bob's inheritance on an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]], and in the years since then his venom has not abated. In June ''2021'', a full ''thirteen years'' after being banned from the premises of a now-defunct hobby store, Chris [[June_2021_social_media_posts#Discussing_trolls_and_other_stuff|listed]] Snyder as being among the worst negative influences on his life.

==Openness vs obstinacy==
In psychology, openness is a person's receptivity to new or unfamiliar experiences and ideas, including changes. A lot of Chris' close-mindedness can be attributed to his autism, as autistic people find comfort in predictable routines and are often averse to changes, both major and minor.

It is to be noted that no person is completely open to change and no person is completely against it. People tend to be open regarding views to things that don't matter to them and like to remain closed about topics that are close to them. Chris is no exception.

Chris is not very open to thoughts that differ from his; he rejects opinions and actual scientific facts if they do not match his beliefs. When he used to hate the LGBT community, he would find any excuse he could to rail against homosexuals - his hatred proved so overwhelming that the mere action of saying the word 'gay' was a task he found discomforting. He had also gone to the point where he rejected the fact that Asperger's syndrome is a form of autism just because he didn't like it, perceiving it as not being 'real' autism, and that those who had it were merely trying to take the 'limelight' away from 'true' autistic people.

After he came out as a transgender, he became much more open to the LGBTQ community and accepted them as equals, but his obstinacy has merely shifted topics. For example, his belief in the [[Dimensional Merge]] remains steadfast, and he is quick to dismiss anyone who tells him otherwise. He openly rejects proof that the merge isn't happening and cherry-picks minor incidents that seem to support his agenda. He is also quick to use his identification as someone within the LGBTQ community as grounds for accusations of discrimination whenever he finds himself prevented from doing what he wants by powers beyond his ability to influence or bargain with, a position that he is rarely talked down from taking.

Similarly, for a number of years, Chris held a potent hatred towards the Xbox line of gaming consoles. His explanations for this antipathy were often lacking and occasionally incoherent, but most accounts point to his aversion to the Xbox Live service around the time of the PS3 and Wii's prominence - his explanation then was that the Xbox was a poor investment because its competitors offered free wi-fi services, seemingly oblivious to the existence of 'Free' accounts that could access most wi-fi features outside of online play.

However, it should be noted that Chris is quick to vacillate in this regard, especially if he believes there is something in it for him, taking an incredibly rapid about-turn in his behaviour to placate others; later, in a bid to impress [[Jackie]], he would admit that his arguments against Microsoft's machine were born from a lack of experience. He confessed that he had never owned an original Xbox and only ever used an Xbox 360 at a booth, twice - and that they 'left [him] with no leg to stand on', with Chris divulging that his reason for his hatred of the console was not simply zealous [[brand loyalty]], but him [[Chris and money|being unable to afford an Xbox]], being envious of those who had the ability to do so. Despite this, he would later relapse at the height of the latest round of console wars between the PS4 and the Xbox One, but once more he changed his tune, seemingly unprompted. He revealed himself as a Gold Account owner in November 2017, and since then has not had a single bad word to say about a game console he once despised with remarkable intensity. Hence, this is also a case of Chris demonstrating a bizarre degree of sudden openness towards something he claimed to hate. He has shown identical behaviour towards other things which initially served to arouse his ire, yet eventually came to be counted among his obsessions - [[Equestria Girls]] chief among them, with Chris going from hating the very idea of the show in May 2013 to naming the franchise-launching film as his second-favourite movie of all time a mere three months later.

==Chris and personality tests==
[[File:Personality quiz.jpeg|thumb|Chris chose the blue option]]
[[File:Miscpersonalitytestthing.jpg|thumb|Anudder one]]
[[File:This is Christine.png|thumb|another]]
Being a [[Twitter|social]] [[Facebook|media]] addict who also likes [[magical thinking]], it's no surprise that Chris is a fan of personality tests. He has taken many over the years, here are a few of them:

*'''A Magic: The Gathering quiz''' to find out that he is most like the white color typing, as each color associated with certain personality traits, the white type is associated with law and order, being the good guy beating up the bad guy.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Chris_takes_a_M:TG_quiz|Post in question]]</ref> This seems to indicate that Chris held to his idealistic views of good and evil, and wasn't being very true and honest in the test, since he is very [[Chris and the law|anti-law]] when it stops him from doing what he wants.

==Dissociative identity disorder==
Due to Chris's more recent behaviours, such as a belief in [[spirit possession]] and the manifestations of cartoon characters, Chris may indeed now have a mild trauma-induced strain of '''{{w|Dissociative identity disorder}}''' ('''DID'''), a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states.<ref>https://archive.is/cAquC Archived article on DID, Chris shows many of the indicators listed here</ref> This is most likely connected to manipulation from the [[Idea Guys]] and other traumas in his youth due to the mistreatment of those with ASD in a clinical and social environment. It is unknown how real the characters are to Chris, but he seems very adamant that they are real and manifest physically.

The main indicators of DID that Chris displays are:
*'''Daydreaming''' - Chris often mentions daydreaming as a form of meditation, during which Chris can "visit Cwcville", Chris's [[cwcville|imaginary city]] where he is the overlord.
*'''Imaginary friends''' - Chris has a belief that all comic book characters are real people, as autonomous as any human, and that these characters exist in the real world and speak to him in his head.<ref>[[Magi-Chan]]</ref>
*'''Reality/Fantasy overlap''' - Chris not only believes that the fantasy world of cartoons is real, but that one day it will merge with reality, and that already characters like [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Mewtwo]], and [[Magi-chan]] have manifested themselves physically.
*'''Transitional Objects as Self''' - Chris has often emotionally attached himself to objects, resulting in [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_III|hoarding]], but the place in which this behaviour is most prevalent is with his character Sonichu. Chris identifies as Mother (previously Father) of Sonichu, and indeed all Sonichus, which results in him being protective of them, causing making things like putting them in danger in the comics seem [[Chris and writing|immoral]] to him.
*'''Time Loss''' - Due to Chris's reportedly long daydreaming sessions, and poor memory associated with them, and his frequent and aggressive habit of lying it can be suspected that this is a result of DID.
*'''Ability to Cut Off from Pain and an Awareness of Danger''' - Chris's peculiar approach to emotional pain, namely that he'll randomly cut off from it totally, can be ascribed partially to ASD, but there is also a chance it is also a symptom from some form of DID. Chris will produce very random responses, trolls efforts to destroy things that are close to him<ref>[[Medallions#Mark_1_.28and_decoy.29|Like his first medallion]]</ref> or kill those close to him<ref>Such as several gal-pals, examples of whom are: [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah May]] and [[Ivy]].</ref> sometimes result in Chris showing little to no signs of caring in the slightest.

With this evidence, particularly noting the trauma that Chris must have received from the Idea Guy's manipulations, and Chris's current beliefs about the existence of imaginary places and people, and their ability to possess him, one may conclude that Chris having a mild form of DID is likely.

==="Christian" vs "Christopher"===
For two days in [[August 2009]] Chris tried to convince [[Kacey]] and the rest of his fans that he had [[Wikipedia:Dissociative_identity_disorder|Dissociative identity disorder]], a mental disorder characterized by the maintenance of at least two distinct and relatively enduring personality states. One of these "personalities" was named "Christopher" and the other named "Christian", as demonstrated in a [[30_August_2009|video]] from the time.

The video's original subject was quickly derailed by "Christopher", Chris's more "repressed" personality, by interrupting "Christian" mid-sentence, and having a free-flowing sentence with "Christian", something which is almost impossible for somebody with DID to do, due to usually not sharing memories, or surfacing at the same time. Chris did not end up managing to fool anyone into believing he had the disorder, and Kacey reprimanded him for pretending to have DID and lying to her. Chris apologised and said he made it up to "fuel" the trolls, which still leaves one to wonder why he tried to convince Kacey it was true.

==References==
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Chris and brand loyalty

2022-12-27T16:53:56Z

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{{quote|You gotta have merchandise because it's like a wedding ring for the product. And it makes it- and then the fans will- will continue to support you as long as you have the merchandise a- it's like a wedding ring. |[[Download For Play Only|Chris, making his thoughts on branding as clear as he can.]]}}
[[Image:Chris Love Micky D's.png|thumb|I'm LOVIN' it.]]

'''Brand loyalty''' is a consumer's commitment to repeatedly purchase a product or service from a particular company or business. Companies often use advertising, loyalty programs, product placement and contests to establish a brand in which consumers will recognize, value, and seek out at the expense of other brands. Due to his [[Autism|difficulty separating]] [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]], Chris tends to think advertisement is [[Axe|literal documentation of a product's effectiveness]] rather than an intrinsically biased attempt to lure consumers. As a result of his sense of entitlement, he views [[Chris and contests|winning games of chance]] as a validation of his self-worth. These qualities, in combination with his [[Autism|rigid thinking, fear of change and attraction to routine]], has led Chris to have intense brand loyalty for certain products as well as hatred for their perceived rivals. His loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered "brands", such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations.

==Overview==
{{Quote|Oil of [[Wikipedia: Olay|Olay]] brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good... I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously]]! I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!|[[Anti Troll Movement Video1|Chris, promoting hygiene products without irony.]]}}

[[Image:Rubi 110309.jpg|thumb|right|Chris considered this an appropriate reward for drinking thousands of cans of Coke.]]

Chris considers his choice of brands to be a major component of his identity in the much the same way as [[Autism|other]] [[Love Quest| things.]] In general, once Chris has committed to a particular "brand" he will stand by it regardless of its quality. He considers those who abandon a brand in favor of a competitor, such as [[Sonichu]] fans who became fans of [[Asperchu]], to be "hypocrites". Chris seems to consider being a consumer of a particular brand as something like a relationship — at one point clumsily attempting to use a mangled quote from the video game ''[[:wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'' to explain this strange belief, saying that merchandise was like a wedding ring and that as long as there was branded merchandise available, fans should stay loyal.<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>

As Chris's allegiance to brands plays such an important role in defining Chris's personal understanding of his identity, he feels highly threatened when either his favorite brands or his loyalty to them are called into question. Many of Chris's most notorious outbursts are a direct result of this insecurity. While this was the basis for much of Chris's internet trolling, it apparently dates back into Chris's early life when school bullies, in a form of proto-trolling, would tell him that Sonic the Hedgehog was dead in order to get a rise out of him.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

Chris is highly susceptible to marketing and branding; he feels strong loyalty to brands even, and perhaps especially if they are essentially identical to their rivals. He is drawn to virtually every attempt at generating brand loyalty, compulsively entering any contest he encounters and fastidiously collecting various loyalty points, including [[My Coke Rewards]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's Monopoly|''McDonald's Monopoly'']].

[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|left|[[Chris and copyright|Free advertising]].]]
Chris seems to struggle to understand the economics of advertisements, instead of seeing them as positive features in the media he enjoys. He happily included his own versions of advertisements and product placement for real brands in his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] and nearly every issue of [[Sonichu]]; he seemed genuinely surprised that Coke, for example, wouldn't want one of his fake Coke ads — "hand-drawn charm" notwithstanding — on the [[CWCipedia]]. He also frequently states that his videos are sponsored or "brought to you by" various companies with which he has no business relationship and uses his own variation of marketing speak to plug their products.<ref>[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]</ref> Likewise he often attempts to promote his favorite brands by parroting their advertising language, a habit he has had since at least high school.<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref>

He is a vigorous defender of his favored brands in unusual ways, warning his readers not to purchase pirated versions of ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' (a PS3-exclusive title) for Xbox 360, despite the fact that this is impossible.

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==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==
{{quote|HERO OF MY LIFE|[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Chris, describing Sonic]}}
[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|A match made in heaven?]]
Sonic is the quintessential example of Chris's intense brand loyalty. Chris is, in many ways, the product of Sega's attempt to allow people to feel a personal connection with electronic appliances. Following Mario's success for Nintendo, Sonic was designed to appeal to young children and act as a mascot for Sega. He was concocted by combining elements from other popular cultural elements of the early 1990s, including Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Santa Claus. Part of Sega's strategy was to employ a multi-pronged marketing technique, including video games, television shows, toys and contests. Chris followed all of these closely and in a fateful moment became the winner of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], which cemented Sonic's place of honor in Chris's mind. Sonic became Chris's "lifelong hero," replacing his previous "lifelong hero" [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]] (despite Sonic's much greater grip on his life, Chris has often felt compelled to mention the American Rabbit, as if out of some obligation). While Sonic was certainly a popular franchise, particularly in the 1990s, Chris became obsessed with the hedgehog to a level likely unanticipated by Sega. During the 1990s Sonic occupied nearly all of his thinking, serving as a fantasy world in which he could escape from the realities of daily life. Chris would generally combine Sonic with whatever he was doing, whether it was replacing the characters in Goosebumps books with Sonic characters or combining [[Bionic|Sonic with basketball to form the recolor "Bionic]]." Over the past two decades, Chris has purchased nearly every Sonic-branded game, toy, and bit of merchandise, and seems to view Sonic as something resembling an old personal friend.

Instead of growing up and moving on when the Sonic brand began to grow stale at the end of the 1990s, Chris merged Sonic with his other beloved franchise at the time, [[Pokémon]], to create [[Sonichu]], who has largely replaced Sonic as the primary character in his internal fantasy world - although Sonic still makes occasional cameo appearances.

Despite Sonic's sidekick Tails' major presence in the Sonic canon, Chris rarely refers to him and conspicuously left him, or any recolor of him or two-tailed anything, absent from ''Sonichu''. Some have speculated that this may be due to popular schoolyard rumors that conjectured that Sonic and Tails were in a homosexual relationship. Chris's notorious [[homos|homophobia]] may have caused him to have an aversion to a character that he imagined might have tempted Sonic from "the straight path."

Although Mario and Nintendo were vicious rivals of Sonic and Sega, Chris seems to have been largely oblivious to this tension ([[Chris and hypocrisy|or simply did not care because he liked both brands]]) and never subjected them to the kind of hatred he would aim at rivals of his favored products later in his life.

Chris appears to worship Sonic ''the character'' more than Sonic ''the brand'', as he would be easily teased at school when other students said that Sonic was dead<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>, and believed that YouTuber "hotdiggedydemon" had murderous intent against the [[Chris and reality|fictional character]] in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?] and insisted [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Sonic: Too Fast?|that Sonic was alive]]. Chris's almost religious dedication to Sonic reached a surprising limit when he [[26 December 2014|vandalized products and assaulted staff]] over a superficial change to Sonic, [[Sonic Boom|the color of his arms]].

==[[PS3|Playstation 3]] vs. [[HEXBox]]==
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is never the answer.]]
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{{quote|Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call My Digital Home. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|[[PS3 History Level|Chris expressing TRUE and HONEST love.]]}}
Perhaps Chris's best known case of brand loyalty is his sycophantic love of the [[PS3|Sony PlayStation 3]] and abject hatred for the [[HEXBox|Microsoft XBox 360]]. While fanboyism for these video game consoles is certainly well known and the rivalry between these products is referred to as a "console war", Chris, as he frequently does, took it to a new level, irrationally hating the Xbox 360 and heaping love and money on Sony. Chris was obsessed with the PlayStation 3 long before he was able to purchase one, stating that he would throw out the cure for autism for the $600 hunk of black plastic.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> When he finally bought a PS3, after failing to [[Pixelated PS3|win it in a contest]], he considered it to be the "ultimate life upgrade". The PS3 and its online component the [[PSN]], where he has spent thousands of dollars, became an extremely important part of every day for Chris. He would also use his limited budget to purchase numerous Sony branded accessories, including a flat-screen TV, a [[PSEye]], PSmove, PSmove Sharpshooter and multiple [[Guitar Hero]] controllers. Chris seems to find more pleasure in the purchasing of PS3 content than in its actual use. He frequently buys downloadable content for games he does not own. Chris seems to consider the PS3 and its games and accessories to be a genuine life improvement or something akin to investments rather than a glorified hugbox; how these electronic gizmos do anything but distract him from reality remains unclear. Chris went to great lengths to express his distaste for the PS3's primary rival: the Xbox 360, or "HEXbox" as he liked to call it. When Chris would propose a video game such as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], he would make sure to state that it would be for all consoles... HEXbox excepted. Chris went as far as defacing in-store advertisements for the Xbox while yelling "kick that hex-bawx"<ref>[[August 2010]]</ref> and frequently lashing out at those who appeared to like or be affiliated with the Xbox.

Chris's reasons for hating the Xbox 360 have never been clearly defined. When pressed for answers, Chris would generally cite Xbox Live's (Xbox's online component) cost or the infamous "[[Wikipedia:Red_ring_of_death#.22General_Hardware_Failure.22_errors|red ring of death]]".<ref>[[Mailbag 5]]</ref> He would later admit that his anger stemmed from jealousy over being unable to afford an original Xbox and that the aforementioned reasons were merely excuses<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref>. Though he later softened his stance against the Xbox under the influence of [[Jackie]], the rivalry between the consoles and Chris's loyalty towards Sony was at its peak during the height of Chris trolling. This caused his hatred to become well known and the Xbox 360 to become a bit of a mascot for trolls. Chris also associated the Xbox with trolls, depicting [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as an Xbox user. Even though he has recanted much of his hatred towards the XBox 360, he has not made the choice to purchase one, despite spending the vast majority of his money on video games.

Chris once felt similar hatred towards the PlayStation 1 and 2, which were at that time rivals to his beloved Nintendo 64 and GameCube respectively. His hatred for Sony and its gaming products, described by Chris as equal to his contemporary hatred of Microsoft, evaporated when he purchased a PlayStation 1 at an SPCA rummage sale for a "bargain." He intended to sell it for profit, but instead played it and found it to be enjoyable. Instead of learning from this, discovering that rival consoles can be equally enjoyable, Chris simply became a [[Sony]] fanboy (in addition to a [[Nintendo]] fanboy) and began hating Microsoft.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref>
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==[[Autism]] vs. [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]]==
{{quote|Competing Retards|[[Mailbag 19|The first words that come to Chris's mind when he thinks of Asperger's syndrome]]}}
Chris extends his loyalty to brands far outside the normal realms of products and services and into the world of [[Slow-in-the-minds|mental abnormality.]] He is extremely loyal to his diagnosis of autism, swearing by "my autism" multiple times and considering it to be an integral part of his identity, despite having serious difficulty grasping how the condition affects his ability to function. Just as with the PS3 and Xbox 360, Chris has identified a rival to autism in Asperger's syndrome. This is a classic case of Chris's propensity to choose one "brand" over another despite the fact that they are identical; Chris's "high-functioning" autism and Asperger's are essentially the same diagnoses. Chris feels that people with Asperger's are trying to "steal his limelight" and in fact stated that the name of the disorder, beyond merely sounding like "a bad cut of meat," brought to mind "competing retards." He seems to believe that people with Asperger's syndrome are somehow faking their symptoms.

Chris's loyalty to autism and insistence on believing it to be different from Asperger's syndrome forces him to ignore any kind of reason. Initially, his unusual feelings on the matter were unknown and he was able to blissfully hold onto his ignorance unopposed, but when they were discovered and the outside world pushed him on the issue he displayed a stunning slide towards the grossly irrational. Initially, when confronted by "fans" in the [[mailbag]], Chris claimed, while pointing to the Wikipedia articles on the topic, that the two were differentiated by the age of onset (which is complete nonsense), but quickly decided that his "mind was closed" to the matter and refused to answer any more questions on the topic. When pushed further by [[Vivian G]], Chris went as far as to say that he was willing "[[Chris and reality|live this lie than believe that truth]]."

==[[Harry Potter]] vs. [[Pokémon]]==

[[Image:100-DarkCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Chris expressing his hatred for "that spaz" the only way he knows how... in Pokémon form.]]
{{quote|He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all.|[[Mailbag 7|Chris]]}}
Although this is not seen as a traditional rivalry by the rest of the world, Chris has a strong dislike of the boy wizard Harry Potter because he perceives him to be a threat to the Pokémon franchise. Chris calls him a "[[Christian Weston Chandler|total spaz]]"<ref>[[Mailbag 7]]</ref> and at one point even [[Death threats|''threatened to kill'']] [[Chris and reality|the fictional character]].<ref>[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg|"Dark Christian" card]] from [[Wall of Originals]].</ref> His hatred appears to stem from Chris's perception that a brand was once again "stealing the limelight" from something he identified with, in this case, Pokémon. While Pokémon was aimed at younger children, Harry Potter targeted a slightly older, more literate demographic. To Chris, the choice was obvious.
In later years Chris softened his stance on Harry Potter and at the request of [[Jackie]], he [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|dressed up as a wizard and made reference to Harry Potter]].

==My Little Pony==
Chris was [[My_Little_Pony_Protests|outraged]] by the release of My Little Pony: A New Generation, as best shown in his video, "Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!" This is due Chris's belief that if the show ends, his [[Imaginary friends]] will not achieve their true potential. This series of protests shows that even when it comes to the same brand, Chris feels the need to pick a side and stick with it till the end

==[[Nintendo]]==
{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have [[Chris and money|invested]] THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in Nintendo Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA.|[[Miyamoto_Saga#Chris's Inspiration|Chris, expecting his loyalty to Nintendo to be repaid.]]}}
Chris has been a lifelong fan of Nintendo products, and although his love of Sonic prevented him from becoming obsessed with Mario, Chris has owned nearly every Nintendo console and handheld since the NES (there have been no signs of the infamous Virtual Boy). His relationship with Nintendo and his interactions with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who he believed was interested in producing a Sonichu game, displays Chris's odd understanding of consumer/corporate relations. It appears that Chris believed that his loyalty to various corporate interests would be recognized and returned in a reciprocal fashion, as he listed his multitude of Nintendo purchases in an attempt to convince the game developer to work with him.<ref>Miyamoto emails</ref>

==Apple/iOS==
Chris is an avid user of iOS products. In 2013, he built a [[Idea Book Case|double phone case]] to contain his iPhone 5 and 5th-generation iPod Touch. Chris used the 8GB iPhone for everything requiring cell service, and he used the 32GB iPod for entertainment - and it wasn't even his only iPod Touch at the time. He had another one of equal capacity, loaded with different content. He designed the case to make it easy to switch between products, and even considers it to be [[ego|one of his greatest inventions]].<ref>[[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor]]</ref> Why he didn't just buy a 64GB iPhone is beyond mere mortals.

He still had the case as of 2018, but he now used it for holding not one, but two functioning iPhones. He bought an iPad Pro in [[May 2020]], rounding out the trilogy of iOS devices.

Despite this, Chris is on the PC side of the Mac or PC divide.

==Sexuality==
{{quote|I am straight; do not label me otherwise. I would rather suffer a painful [[Tomgirl|gender-change operation]] than ever be a [[homo]].|[[Sonichu #9|Chris demonstrating proper use of a semicolon.]]}}
{{quote|Also, I Swear as God and Jesus as my Witnesses, [[Virgin#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|THE FIRST TIME]], and maybe the second time as well, [[Mia Hamm|I HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN]], I WILL Video Record the Whole Thing and Upload it onto RedTube, so FINALLY PEOPLE can SEE what should have been seen almost a Decade Ago.|[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|Chris discussing his plans for his first time with his webmaster.]]}}
Chris's former allegiance to heterosexuality and hatred for homosexuality could be
seen as a form of warped brand loyalty. To Chris (prior to his [[transgender|coming out]]), heterosexual love is the
purest joyous expression of emotion that can be experienced, the search for
which is the noblest of quests. Its opposite — homosexual love — on the other hand, is a warped dangerous temptation and those who practice it are worthy of scorn. Chris had even forgone platonic same-sex friendships in an effort to avoid any possibility that he might associate with and be tempted by a homosexual. Just as with his hatred for the XBox, Chris was completely closed minded when it comes to evaluating homosexuality; to him, it was the enemy and the mere thought of it made him blind with rage. Despite his efforts at finding heterosexual love, Chris seemed more concerned with ensuring that he was properly labeled as a STRAIGHT man. His efforts to prove to the world that he was in fact not a homo included going as far as planning to record and publicize his first heterosexual experience against the wishes of his hypothetical partner. Whether Chris's former hatred for homosexuality stems from jealousy, as it did with his hatred for the XBox, is unknown.

The origin of this loyalty can be traced back to his childhood: [[Bob Chandler]], being a not-so-nice Southern gentleman, not only disliked homosexuals in the traditional bigoted manner, but suffered from frequent paranoid delusions regarding their role in his life. When Chris ran into trouble at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] Bob blamed the problems not only on the principal (who he was certain was a homosexual), but on the school board which, for reasons left unclear, he believed to be stacked with homosexuals who despised his family. Even the incredibly [[naïve]] Christian was capable of seeing that this was, at the very least, an exaggeration, if not a paranoid persecution fantasy<ref>Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.</ref>. Nevertheless, this kind of hatred and paranoia sunk into Chris's mind and was compounded by Bob's unfounded and bizarre belief that Chris's trolling originated with several homosexuals who he believed frequented [[the GAMe PLACe]].

Chris's feelings on lesbianism were more nuanced. While he still felt the Biblical injunction against same-sex coupling applies, scissoring was just too hot for him to condemn.

Everything changed in [[2014]] when Chris came out as a trans lesbian. He loosened his stance on sexuality, and he now considers himself to be part of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] community. In 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] convinced him that he was [[bisexual]], giving his loyalty to the LGBTQ+ community completely.

==[[Axe]]==
{{quote|I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN"|[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|Chris]]}}
Chris's loyalty to this multinational deodorant brand (called Lynx in the UK and [[PandaHalo|Australia]]) is a classic example of Chris taking advertising literally. Early commercials for the deodorant depicted women throwing themselves at men in a manner reminiscent of Chris's desire for women to approach him in public. Rather than seeing this as hyperbole, Chris seems to believe that the product may have this effect in reality. Obviously Axe has never worked as advertised for Chris, but he has maintained his status as a loyal customer for many years.

Axe is also an example of how Chris considers the products he buys an integral component of his identity. As a loyal Axe customer, he was deeply disturbed when he was told that Axe was popular in the gay community, and he felt the need to use [[YouTube]] to [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|request that the Unilever Corporation]] use labels to specifically forbid homosexuals from using their products. Chris clearly took the marketing towards heterosexual men literally.

==[[McDonald's]] vs. [[Burger King]]==
{{quote|Tea for a dollar, in a Large Cup, at McDonalds; go Dollar-Menuaires!|[[IRC (24 October 2008)|Chris, plugging his favorite restaurant to the trolls.]]}}
[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Chris and cinematography|An example of Chris's brilliant camerawork]].]]
Chris is a lifelong acolyte of McDonald's and thus dislikes its main competitor, Burger King. McDonald's is a major component of Chris's life. He eats a significant percentage of his meals at the popular fast-food restaurant, considers it the perfect location for a first date, and features it as a location in several issues of Sonichu. One of his most cherished and sickening fantasies involves having sex with his sweetheart in the handicapped bathroom of the local McDonald's. Chris has little love for Burger King, although he certainly never mentioned refusing to eat the food when dragged there by his father, who preferred it to McDonald's. Bob and Chris apparently did have some dispute about coupons with the manager of their local Burger King, resulting in Chris's bizarre attempt to get his trolls to troll the manager by creating an article on the CWCki. Chris has never mentioned having any strong positive or negative feelings toward [[Wendy's]] before his brief stint as an employee, and seems not to hold animosity toward the chain as a whole despite being fired from his local store after about a month.

Some time in 2012 Chris seemed to have turned on McDonald's, urging people to avoid the Forest Lakes location as he believes he has been discriminated against due to his autism and foul mouth. But in [[2013]], he plugged it on [[Facebook]]: ''Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea.'' (Note that McWraps contain up to 620 calories, and the tea 220. And even the apple slices have been found to be [http://jezebel.com/5934390/mcdonaldss-apple-slices-recalled-because-theyre-crawling-with-disease crawling with ''Listeria''].)

==Coke and Pepsi==
Surprisingly, Chris does not appear to have specific long-term loyalty in this classic example of a nonexistent choice. He has been known to drink both, but claims that Sonichu drinks only [[CWC Cola]], a variant of Pepsi with a [[Semen|special ingredient]]. At one point he supported a boycott of Pepsi due to its alleged "gay-friendliness." He has been known to hoard My Coke Rewards points; in the Ivy Q&A, Ivy describes his becoming miffed at having to use his points to buy a different version of a song he already owned to fulfill Ivy's request for a video. One might think that a few points are a trifling thing when sweet, sweet [[china]] is the potential reward, but then one probably isn't Chris.
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Chris and nostalgia

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[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris and Sonichu in the Good ol' days!]].]]

{{quote|I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.|Chris reminiscing on his High School days<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts##productofpublicschool]]</ref>}}

'''Nostalgia''' is a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for periods and/or places with happy personal associations. It is associated with a yearning for the past, its personalities, and events, particularly for the "[[Manchester High School|good old days]]" or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|childhood events]].<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia</ref>

The foundation of much of [[Chris]]'s [[Adult Chronicles|adult life]] has been his fixation on the past, especially for [[Chris and brand loyalty|things that have had deep significance to his life]] in order to escape from the present, whether it be through [[My Little Pony|cartoons]], interacting with past [[gal pals]] and [[sweethearts]], or reminiscing past experiences with [[trolls]].

==Nostalgia in Chris' life==
Although viewed as a mental disease when it was first discovered, nostalgia, in the modern age, is seen as a natural, common, positive emotion for escaping the [[Chris and reality|confines of reality]]. Seeing how difficult it is for Chris to grasp reality as it is in its present, the way he grasps the past is unimaginably worse.

Chris' nostalgia comes from a wide variety of sources. It can be speculated that the main source of Chris' nostalgia in unhealthy amounts is his [[stress]]. At a psychological level, nostalgia is the result of negative feelings and results in the increase in of one's positive emotions.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostalgia#Improve_mood</ref> It can also be used as a coping mechanism for dealing with whatever stressful situation one may be in.

Given how Chris currently lives his life, constantly dealing with [[weens]], and being denied [[china]] by every girl he meets, Chris will sometimes use his past experiences in a strange way to relieve his stress. For example, at the end of the [[Jessica Quinn|Jessica]] [[saga]], Chris, feeling awfully depressed from losing his girlfriend for the umpteenth time, decided to contact [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] on her [[Facebook]], and hook up with her again,<ref>https://archive.md/Mtsr7</ref> even after having been accusing her of being behind his current situation for the past four years.<ref>[[Megan Schroeder#The Blame Game]]</ref>

Other times, Chris will hold onto past experiences that gave him grief. For example, before attempting to contact Megan ever again, Chris always held onto how Megan was somehow responsible for his problems in his life for supposedly leaking information of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] with [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. This attachment to such events can become so strong that eventually, Chris will [[Chris and anger|snap]] from all of the added stress. For example, in [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|several 2013 September Facebook posts]], Chris continuously curses Megan along with [[Michael Snyder|other]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|fruits]] of his bad memories.

==Anemoia: nostalgia for a time before Chris was born==
As with many people, Chris also experiences nostalgia for media released before he was born. Much like a modern kid who loves 80s music and will tell you all about how Queen is the best band on the planet, Chris has a liking for ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' and other media released during [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s time. This is common for people who spend more time around their parents than they do around their peers.

==Chris and his childhood==
When it comes to nostalgia, people tend to cherish in it in order to relive a far simpler time – while this is perfectly normal in most people, Chris's obsession with his past takes this normal aspect of the human psyche and twists it to pathological degrees. Chris revels in his childhood memories and perusing child like fantasies to fill up the stressful parts of his life, purely to ignore them.

After getting a bear hug at the 2018 [[MAGfest]] from a fan who lifted his 212+ pound body off the ground, Chris commented on the nostalgia he felt, saying, "Hey, did anyone get video or photo of @Spinalpalm hugging me and lifting me up high after the Panel? I would love to have that video to watch over and over. I never thought I could ever be lifted up high by anyone since I got too heavy for my parents."<ref>[[January 2018 tweets#Much love for MAGfest fans]]</ref>

==Manchester High==
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[[File:Chris schooldesk drawing.jpg|thumb|A happy Chris at a schooldesk, drawn 17 years after he had graduated high school.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]</ref>]]

Of all of the memories Chris holds dear, he seems to be most attached to his years in Manchester High School. It isn't too hard to see why; his years there were among the last where he frequently got out of his house and interacted in a social environment. This is best shown with the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video, the Lego replica, and him wearing the jacket (as shown with the [[26 December 2014]] incident). He also purchased a schooldesk, which he uses as a workstation, allowing him to further transition back to his happiest years. For many years, he fixated on the idea of a high school reunion, but his numerous attempts at trying to hold one failed. Likely for the best, as the MHS of real life can't possibly compare with the one in his mind.

Like many people who overindulge in nostalgia, Chris has a rather warped view of his time at Manchester High in retrospect. He often looks back on it as a time when he was surrounded by friends and could have easily obtained the true love he seeks to this day, if only he had known how good he had it. In reality, his more down-to-earth recollections of high school paint a picture of Chris being bullied, fairly isolated and disengaged, with even his friends only really sticking around because the educational setting required them to.







==References==
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Chris and copyright

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[[Image:SonichuCertificate.jpg|thumb|Chris's copyright registration certificate.]]
[[File:Troll_lawyers.jpg|thumb|Chris telling some trolling stupid corporate lawyers that he owns the rights to Sonichu.]]
{{Quote|...anyone using my characters and all Without My Consent are Criminals, and such people should be reported to the [[Jerkop|Police]] immediately.|[[Chris]]|[[CWCipedia]]'s Copyright page<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20161007104757/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights</ref>}}

As with many things, Chris has a very limited understanding of '''copyright''' and how it's enforced. He is vaguely aware of what it is: some sort of a legal right that creators of things have that lets these creators to tell others what they can and can't do – a very [[naïve]] view, though not entirely incorrect.

==Sonichu as a copyrightable work==
[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|right|180px|[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|Too many CROOKS!]]]]

Chris really only had one real firsthand experience on the copyright questions that formed the basis of everything that followed. While working on a school project that required making a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover]], his teacher successfully explained to him that [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] are characters created by others, and he has no right to use them and has to create something original instead. Chris reacted to this by creating an "original" combination of the two characters, and thus [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was born. In the [[Father Call]], he also says the teacher told him he had been in the clear with the beginning as far as copyright is concerned. However, the fact that the teacher (unwisely) accepted Sonichu as original cemented Chris's vague understanding of the [[Chris and the Law|law]], and now Chris is simply unwilling to learn the truth. In his mind, mashing together two different characters and "[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|<nowiki>[putting]</nowiki> a little C-In-A-Circle and <nowiki>[his]</nowiki> John Hancock]]" creates completely new intellectual property that is his and his alone.

In reality, any work that uses previously copyrighted work as a basis is a derivative work. This means that while it may have substantial original elements that the creator definitely holds a copyright on, it cannot be published or distributed without permission of the original copyright holders. The reality isn't ''entirely'' clear-cut, however, and there are several exceptions to this rule, both well-understood ({{w|Fair use|Fair Use doctrine}}, which allows limited use of copyrighted material for journalistic and scholarly purposes) and less well understood (there's an ongoing debate about the emerging copyright issues like digital rights and the remixing arts).

Unfortunately for Chris, Sonichu is a fairly clear-cut case of a derivative work. While the character design itself has ''some'' originality despite its blatantly derivative style (and as such might have passed the teacher's inspection), as far as backstory is concerned, Sonichu explicitly said to be a fusion of two existing characters - by Chris as its creator and in the comic story itself.

Fundamentally, Chris wanted [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]; if they are just some made-up characters and ''not'' Pokémon, they just aren't ''true'' enough for him. Unfortunately, Chris doesn't understand that such "made-up" characters are how people ''define'' creativity. If Chris had elected to merely ape Sonic art style and plot elements from video games, he might have something that is borderline acceptable, and could avoid legal prosecution. However, the Sonichu comic makes copious usage of things from the Sonic and Pokemon franchises (as well as myriad others), meaning anything Chris does to profit from Sonichu renders him liable to be sued.

This would be harmless enough if he weren't actually profiting from it, but [[Chris and business|for two years he was]], and if any of the franchises he has plagiarized from had decided to pursue legal action, Chris would have been torn to shreds in court. Fortunately for Chris, an autistic moron hocking products on [[Etsy]] was unlikely to incur the wrath of a major multinational company; the worst he's likely to receive is a {{w|Cease and desist|cessation demand}}.

===Ban from Lulu===

Chris was banned from self-publishing site [[Lulu]] in [[December 2015]] since the staff recognized that Sonichu is a piece of fan-fiction. The sting of an actual business calling him out on the truth seemed to finally impress upon him the impossibility of defending Sonichu as an original work.

More than a year after the ban, Chris continued to scapegoat Lulu to explain why he was unwilling to work on [[Sonichu 11|the comic he had been paid over $1,000 to do]], saying in January 2017 that "the pester of "legality" questions and disputings in my creations and work" is the biggest reason that caused him to have an "inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories]]</ref>"

== Chris as an enforcer of rights ==
[[Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|thumb|right|[[Creepy stare|Don't look right into their eyes.]]]]
Chris is very paranoid regarding his copyright, and will frequently [[CWC Public Disclaimer|hand out all of his personal information to complete strangers]] if he thinks it is being contested. This has backfired in a number of ways.

Chris has encouraged people to report copyright infringements to the [[jerkop|police]]. The police, unfortunately, can't do much when random citizens report civil offenses such as copyright infringement. Even if Chris ''had'' the rights to the works in question, suing people for copyright infringement would be Chris's job and his job alone, or that of a representative whom he has specifically appointed to that specific task.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is a [[Chris and hypocrisy|total hypocrite]] when it comes to abusing the work of other creators. In the space of 13½ issues, [[Things Chris has ripped off|Chris pulled characters and concepts from innumerable franchises]] and even went so far as to steal "original" characters from fans and [[sweethearts]] with little respect shown to their creators. He's even had the balls to take [[Asperchu|another creator's characters]], [[Mitch Sonichu|alter them]] and demand that thenceforth they be portrayed the way ''he'' has made them in the original material. Despite how firmly Chris holds on to his views of copyright, when directly challenged on why it's okay for him to rip things off but not for other people to do the same to Sonichu, he's unable to think of a response.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]</ref>

Furthermore, Chris refuses to listen to the original creators of these "original" characters when they ask to have their characters removed. The best example would be the fight between [[Evan]] and Chris over the character [[Simonla Rosechu]], a ripoff of Evan's original character Simonchu. When Evan demanded that Chris remove Simonla from the comics in an on-page death, Chris refused because ''it would take [[Wild Sonichu]]'s girlfriend away''. As time went on, Chris fought tooth and nail to keep Simonla in, going so far as to write out a scenario where Simonchu is told to tell Evan that Simonla likes [[CWCville]]. In the end, it took two shut downs of the CWCipedia for Chris to finally surrender and kill off Simonla, and he just resurrected her a few years later anyway.

===Licensing and terms of use===

The {{w|MediaWiki}} software used on [[CWCipedia]] had various built-in settings for content licensing. During installation, MediaWiki defaults to {{w|GNU Free Documentation License}}, which states that the content can be reused elsewhere for any purpose, as long as proper copyright holder attribution and license references are given.

On 6 [[September 2009]], a fan wrote to Chris and thanked him for allowing this reuse, which provoked an uncharacteristically swift response from Chris, demanding WikiSysop not-so-politely to remove the obviously erroneous "GDU FDL" license.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The License on the bottom of my Cwcipedia (WS)|Chris's message to WikiSysop]]</ref>

This prompted Chris to write his own [https://web.archive.org/web/20111029204347/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights Copyrights] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20151216163433/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Terms_of_use Terms of use] pages.

The legal problems caused by Chris's terms are detailed elsewhere in this article. The Terms of Use are even weirder:

* ''"Any and All Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive works will be Immediately Deleted and NOT be uploaded, or seen ever again; NO RESUBMISSIONS ALLOWED of such pieces."''
* ''ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well."''
* Fan sites should be pre-approved by Chris.
* Sending spam to Sega and Nintendo about making official Sonichu games is apparently part of Terms of Use.

===Copyright registration===
It appears that Chris has actually paid US$45, and somehow got [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=1&ti=1,1&Search%5FArg=Sonichu&Search%5FCode=TALL&CNT=10&PID=ZvDUHHsi-vkzrRWQU2p5oLpU7yxe&SEQ=20091106120549&SID=1 Sonichu approved by the United States Copyright Office]. On 12 [[November 2009]], he also posted a scan of the confirmation letter he received to [[CWCipedia]] and posted a highly predictable [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|my-Heart-Level-just-went-to-100%-again video]].

Psychologically, this copyright registration represents a big win for Chris, because it gives him what he thinks are bragging rights, even though he has no idea what the copyright registration ''actually'' means. Copyright registration isn't an official recognition of copyright, however. Copyrights are granted automatically, and copyright registrations are only an official assertion that a specific work has been created at a specific date by the registrant; the registrations are only needed when suing another party for copyright infringement. It is also not registration of a ''trademark''; Chris has no special rights for the name "Sonichu" itself. Finally, Chris made a critical mistake in filing the registration application: he described Sonichu as a "work for hire" in the apparent belief that this meant that the comic was his primary occupation, when it {{w|Work for hire|really means}} that he created it on behalf of someone else, who is considered the creator for legal purposes.
It should also be noted that the United States Copyright Office does not check whether or not a registrant's work is infringing.

If Nintendo or Sega were to sue Chris they would easily win; it's clear that they hold the rights to original characters like Sonic and Pikachu and Chris's work is derivative thereof.

'''IN SHORT:''' Chris's copyright registration doesn't mean his comics aren't non-infringing, nor does it effectively protect his own intellectual property.

=== Use of copyright notices ===
The way Chris maintains his so-called copyrights within his works is also baffling. It's possible he goes by the assumption that almost everything he draws must contain copious copyright notices, usually in a large disclaimer:

{{quote|© Christian Weston Chandler, March [[2000]]-????}}

It's worth noting that Chris obsessively includes copyright symbols in pictures he draws of Sonichu, including a picture he drew in the snow in his [[Holiday Greetings]] video and a doodle he drew on his ticket to the [[2005]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention.

However, only daily newspaper comic strips have constant notices reminding about copyright due to their daily nature. In most forms of media throughout the world, one copyright notice at the beginning of the work is enough to assert rights, and only the year is noted in a copyright notice.

Finally, the year of the creation of the ''specific'' work in question should be noted in the copyright notice; for example [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] should be "''© 2009-2010 CWC''". If Chris would want to specifically emphasize that Sonichu, in general, has existed since March 2000, he'd need to do so in an additional copyright notice (e.g. "''Sonichu'' #10 © 2009-2010 CWC. Sonichu character © CWC, March 2000.")

===Christian's On the Lookout!===
Long before his discovery by the trolls, Chris created a webpage called '''Christian's On the Lookout!''' which linked to his main [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. Chris made the site no later than May 2006. Exactly how he used the site is not clear, especially since his main site did not link to this page. Chris's paranoia and arrogance regarding his copyright are on full display here.

{{quotebox|
'''A Message for all who are out to use the Sonichu Name!'''

From Christian Weston Chandler,

Original Creator of Sonichu, and related characters and materials.

I just want to inform all persons, fans of Sonichu or otherwise, that Sonichu was originally Created on March 17, 2000, and I have a copyright on my faithful Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. I am very proud to share my Sonichu with the people who appreciate my creativity in Sonichu's world.

I often do a "Search" of "Sonichu," and, currently, and I only want to see links to my Sonichu Site, or related sites. If I see links to websites with any person who has used his name, I will view it. If I should see the "Sonichu" name used to describe any character, other than my original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, I will send you an E-Mail to inform you if you have intruded into '''Copyrighted territory''', and request that you remove the name from your website, or forum entry, and change it to something else. If, however, you do not abide to the request, or not reply to the E-mail within 14 days, I may take legal action against you.

I am not a mean person, and I am not out to start any trouble, so [[Chris and religion|please do not use the Sonichu name in vain]]. If, however, you would like to create a fan website to describe my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, please send me an E-Mail to CWCSonichu@aol.com with information, and link, about your fan site. I will view your fan site, and if I like it, I, Christian Weston Chandler, will send you an approval E-Mail. And you may keep your website up on the web. If I find it offensive, I, Christian Weston Chandler, will send you an E-mail asking you to either change the content to something else, or remove the website from the web.

Also, if you would like to see Sonichu as a real video game, or catch him in a Pokemon title, please send your request to Nintendo of America, inc., or ''Nintendo Power'' magazine; please raise the hype on Sonichu so that I will be able to legally talk to the people of Nintendo of America, inc., and make a deal.

[[Chris and reality|Sonichu and I]], Christian Weston Chandler, thank you for following the Legal Guidelines expressed here. I sincerely hope that you enjoy the stories of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. And I also hope that you will voice your hype and interest about Sonichu, and my world of [[Cwcville]], to Nintendo of America, inc., so Sonichu can become a video game, cartoon (or anime), and all that other neat stuff.

Have a Zappin' Day!

This has been a message from Christian Weston Chandler, Original Creator of Sonichu.

All Sonichu Material is Copyrighted, March 2000-2005 by Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Chris's motivations===
In any case, Chris doesn't really care so much what his copyright registration means and what it might or might not be good for, practically speaking. To him, it's mainly just a crutch for his ego. In the aftermath of his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], he sees it as the final and clinching proof that he himself is the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu. On 26 [[November 2009]], he posted the following as part of an announcement on [[CWCipedia]], which is quite illuminating:

{{quotebox|Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if {{w|Godzilla}} or Clover [the {{w|Cloverfield}} monster] came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "[[Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V.]]" DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Cwcville]] and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal [[Fans]] and [[Troll]]s, something to quell your pallets [''sic''] until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, [[GameStop]], [[Best Buy]], [[Wal-Mart]], etcetera and such.

[[Chris and ego|I have spoken]], and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:17, 26 [[November 2009]] (CET)}}

In other words, Chris doesn't really care if other people use his supposed intellectual property, so long as he's the one that gets the credit, not some impostor in brown stripes. The idea expressed here is not unlike that in the {{w|Creative Commons}} Attribution license.

===Patreon leaks===

Since Chris began using [[Patreon]] for donations in exchange for his continued work on [[Sonichu 11]] and beyond, he has had, for the first time, an actual financial incentive to enforce copyright of his work. Chris announced that he would initially release Sonichu 11 only to Patreon supporters, and this plan seemed to go off without a hitch until several [[White knight|patrons]] leaked the exclusive pages that Chris had released so far, then [[Weening|notified Chris]] in his YouTube comments.

Chris took swift action to protect his only source of income besides his [[Monthly Tugboat]]. In [[CLog 06142017]], Chris begins by denouncing the leakers and comparing their actions (leaking the comic pages early) to the physical theft of purses and cell phones. However, Chris's copyright continues to be completely unenforceable, and it is almost certain that future patron pages will be leaked as well.

Interestingly, Chris's intentions to keep future Sonichu pages exclusive to his patrons could be considered a form of [[Chris and the law|fraud]], as [[DStecks]] already paid Chris ''$1000'' in [[September 2015]] to make 100 pages of Sonichu, which, according to Chris's pagecount estimate in [[CLog 06232017]], would cover the vast majority of the volume to be released.

==Chris's views==
{{main|Parody}}
Chris is ''very'' protective of his characters. Chris believes that his characters are officially "parodies", thus, he is allowed to create his multimedia empire on a legal loophole. What Chris fails to realize is that parodies are essentially mockeries of something they're based on, done for laughs or as a commentary on the original work. According to the {{w|Supreme Court of the United States|US Supreme Court}}, parody "is the use of some elements of a prior author's composition to create a new one that, at least in part, comments on that author's works." So if Chris was, say, making commentary on commercialization by making a pastiche of what was popular at the time, it would be fine. The fact that it is parody and not plagiarism must also be made obvious.

Sonichu and Rosechu are ''not'' parodies, just shitty recolors. Chris doesn't mean to make fun of the characters they're based on, nor make commentary of them. He slavishly imitates the kind of adventures they have in an attempt to tell his own stories. Even his most original characters are either based on [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|someone he knows]] or [[Flame the Sunbird|are cribbed extensively from existing characters]].

Chris plans for [[Sonichu 13]] to be a crossover between his comic universe and the characters of the popular "Planet Dolan" YouTube channel. Much like Nintendo and (formerly) Sega, the producers of the channel likely have never heard of Sonichu, much less gave Chris permission to use their characters. Assuming Chris actually makes #13, Chris will likely offer a similar "parody" defense to his ''direct'' use of someone else's intellectual property. This is no longer the case as Chris has been blocked by pretty much all of Planet Dolan Cast.

In his disclaimer at the beginning of [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Chris revealed a new outlook on copyright law, made even more incoherent by the influence of the [[Idea Guys]] and his crumbling sense of [[Chris and reality|reality]]:

{{quotebox|Despite what this world's "Legalities" are, All of the events in this book HAS happened not only in in Cwcville and Equestria and Canterlot High School, BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE in that SAME Dimension where all of our "Fictional" Characters and Individuals DO Exist and Co-Exist. So, EVENTS where Bowser, Dr. Eggman, and even Voldemort WORK Together for a common goal of overtaking lands and worlds; That CAN Happen. So, in a Passive-Agressive statement, and a fair and just warning, I say to those Fat Cat Legal People of This World: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, and WHEN ALL of those evils attempt something in THIS WORLD, and someone Writes and Draws EVERY SINGLE DETAIL about it in Chronicling it all, DO NOT EVEN ENCOURAGE COPYRIGHT/TRADEMARK LAWSUITS, AT ALL.}}

==Music==
Many of Chris's "songs" from his old [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] project have been taken down on YouTube for copyright. If Chris knew this, he would likely argue that his songs are "parodies" and thus Fair Use. The problem is that Chris's songs aren't parodies, nor they are reviewing the said songs, nor are they just covers with an instrumental version of the original song playing in the background. Just like how Sonichu and Rosechu are recolors and not parodies, Chris's songs are just rewrites of the originals with said original drowning out most of his voice.

Even if Chris's songs were legitimate parodies, he would still need to create his own instrumental since the song recording itself is copyrighted. Most professional parody artists (including Weird Al) hire backing bands. Weird Al also asks the original artists for their permission, because simply changing the words to a song doesn't make it a legitimate parody – there has to be some kind of criticism, and singing about food or [[boyfriend-free girl]]s doesn't criticize the song itself. Words alone don't define copyright, and changing them will not get you out of a musical plagiarism lawsuit.

==Fanart==

Chris believes he has the right to use any fanart depicting a ''Sonichu'' character for his own purposes. A key example is his banner for [[Patreon]] and YouTube, which uses another person's fanart of Sonichu and Rosechu<ref>https://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Rosechu-Wild-and-Angelica-artwork-293015701</ref>, even though the accounts are meant to showcase his own work, and he has not given credit to the original artist.

{{quote|It’s a lovely piece of art, I am not stealing it, I am using it in full appreciation of the artist that drew it, as much as possible.

And, it doesn’t matter: it has Sonichu and Rosechu; they both, all the others and the city of Cwcville, are mine, regardless.|Chris, responding to a fan's accusation of plagiarism<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris attempts to justify stealing from fanartists]]</ref>}}

==References==
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== See also ==
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Robert Simmons V]]
*[[Jimmy Hill]]
*[[Parody]]
*''[[Asperchu]]''

==External Links==
* {{w|Copyright|Wikipedia article}}
* <s>[https://web.archive.org/web/20060513032521/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/CWCcop.htm| Archived copy of Chris's "Christian's On the Lookout!" page.]</s> broken link

{{Chris and}}

Chris and copyright

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[[Image:SonichuCertificate.jpg|thumb|Chris's copyright registration certificate.]]
[[File:Troll_lawyers.jpg|thumb|Chris telling some trolling stupid corporate lawyers that he owns the rights to Sonichu.]]
{{Quote|...anyone using my characters and all Without My Consent are Criminals, and such people should be reported to the [[Jerkop|Police]] immediately.|[[Chris]]|[[CWCipedia]]'s Copyright page<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20161007104757/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights</ref>}}

As with many things, Chris has a very limited understanding of '''copyright''' and how it's enforced. He is vaguely aware of what it is: some sort of a legal right that creators of things have that lets these creators to tell others what they can and can't do – a very [[naïve]] view, though not entirely incorrect.

==Sonichu as a copyrightable work==
[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|right|180px|[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|Too many CROOKS!]]]]

Chris really only had one real firsthand experience on the copyright questions that formed the basis of everything that followed. While working on a school project that required making a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover]], his teacher successfully explained to him that [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] are characters created by others, and he has no right to use them and has to create something original instead. Chris reacted to this by creating an "original" combination of the two characters, and thus [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was born. In the [[Father Call]], he also says the teacher told him he had been in the clear with the beginning as far as copyright is concerned. However, the fact that the teacher (unwisely) accepted Sonichu as original cemented Chris's vague understanding of the [[Chris and the Law|law]], and now Chris is simply unwilling to learn the truth. In his mind, mashing together two different characters and "[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|<nowiki>[putting]</nowiki> a little C-In-A-Circle and <nowiki>[his]</nowiki> John Hancock]]" creates completely new intellectual property that is his and his alone.

In reality, any work that uses previously copyrighted work as a basis is a derivative work. This means that while it may have substantial original elements that the creator definitely holds a copyright on, it cannot be published or distributed without permission of the original copyright holders. The reality isn't ''entirely'' clear-cut, however, and there are several exceptions to this rule, both well-understood ({{w|Fair use|Fair Use doctrine}}, which allows limited use of copyrighted material for journalistic and scholarly purposes) and less well understood (there's an ongoing debate about the emerging copyright issues like digital rights and the remixing arts).

Unfortunately for Chris, Sonichu is a fairly clear-cut case of a derivative work. While the character design itself has ''some'' originality despite its blatantly derivative style (and as such might have passed the teacher's inspection), as far as backstory is concerned, Sonichu explicitly said to be a fusion of two existing characters - by Chris as its creator and in the comic story itself.

Fundamentally, Chris wanted [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]; if they are just some made-up characters and ''not'' Pokémon, they just aren't ''true'' enough for him. Unfortunately, Chris doesn't understand that such "made-up" characters are how people ''define'' creativity. If Chris had elected to merely ape Sonic art style and plot elements from video games, he might have something that is borderline acceptable, and could avoid legal prosecution. However, the Sonichu comic makes copious usage of things from the Sonic and Pokemon franchises (as well as myriad others), meaning anything Chris does to profit from Sonichu renders him liable to be sued.

This would be harmless enough if he weren't actually profiting from it, but [[Chris and business|for two years he was]], and if any of the franchises he has plagiarized from had decided to pursue legal action, Chris would have been torn to shreds in court. Fortunately for Chris, an autistic moron hocking products on [[Etsy]] was unlikely to incur the wrath of a major multinational company; the worst he's likely to receive is a {{w|Cease and desist|cessation demand}}.

===Ban from Lulu===

Chris was banned from self-publishing site [[Lulu]] in [[December 2015]] since the staff recognized that Sonichu is a piece of fan-fiction. The sting of an actual business calling him out on the truth seemed to finally impress upon him the impossibility of defending Sonichu as an original work.

More than a year after the ban, Chris continued to scapegoat Lulu to explain why he was unwilling to work on [[Sonichu 11|the comic he had been paid over $1,000 to do]], saying in January 2017 that "the pester of "legality" questions and disputings in my creations and work" is the biggest reason that caused him to have an "inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Inability to feel like drawing and writing the stories]]</ref>"

== Chris as an enforcer of rights ==
[[Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|thumb|right|[[Creepy stare|Don't look right into their eyes.]]]]
Chris is very paranoid regarding his copyright, and will frequently [[CWC Public Disclaimer|hand out all of his personal information to complete strangers]] if he thinks it is being contested. This has backfired in a number of ways.

Chris has encouraged people to report copyright infringements to the [[jerkop|police]]. The police, unfortunately, can't do much when random citizens report civil offenses such as copyright infringement. Even if Chris ''had'' the rights to the works in question, suing people for copyright infringement would be Chris's job and his job alone, or that of a representative whom he has specifically appointed to that specific task.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is a [[Chris and hypocrisy|total hypocrite]] when it comes to abusing the work of other creators. In the space of 13½ issues, [[Things Chris has ripped off|Chris pulled characters and concepts from innumerable franchises]] and even went so far as to steal "original" characters from fans and [[sweethearts]] with little respect shown to their creators. He's even had the balls to take [[Asperchu|another creator's characters]], [[Mitch Sonichu|alter them]] and demand that thenceforth they be portrayed the way ''he'' has made them in the original material. Despite how firmly Chris holds on to his views of copyright, when directly challenged on why it's okay for him to rip things off but not for other people to do the same to Sonichu, he's unable to think of a response.<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]</ref>

Furthermore, Chris refuses to listen to the original creators of these "original" characters when they ask to have their characters removed. The best example would be the fight between [[Evan]] and Chris over the character [[Simonla Rosechu]], a ripoff of Evan's original character Simonchu. When Evan demanded that Chris remove Simonla from the comics in an on-page death, Chris refused because ''it would take [[Wild Sonichu]]'s girlfriend away''. As time went on, Chris fought tooth and nail to keep Simonla in, going so far as to write out a scenario where Simonchu is told to tell Evan that Simonla likes [[CWCville]]. In the end, it took two shut downs of the CWCipedia for Chris to finally surrender and kill off Simonla, and he just resurrected her a few years later anyway.

===Licensing and terms of use===

The {{w|MediaWiki}} software used on [[CWCipedia]] had various built-in settings for content licensing. During installation, MediaWiki defaults to {{w|GNU Free Documentation License}}, which states that the content can be reused elsewhere for any purpose, as long as proper copyright holder attribution and license references are given.

On 6 [[September 2009]], a fan wrote to Chris and thanked him for allowing this reuse, which provoked an uncharacteristically swift response from Chris, demanding WikiSysop not-so-politely to remove the obviously erroneous "GDU FDL" license.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The License on the bottom of my Cwcipedia (WS)|Chris's message to WikiSysop]]</ref>

This prompted Chris to write his own [https://web.archive.org/web/20111029204347/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights Copyrights] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20151216163433/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Terms_of_use Terms of use] pages.

The legal problems caused by Chris's terms are detailed elsewhere in this article. The Terms of Use are even weirder:

* ''"Any and All Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive works will be Immediately Deleted and NOT be uploaded, or seen ever again; NO RESUBMISSIONS ALLOWED of such pieces."''
* ''ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well."''
* Fan sites should be pre-approved by Chris.
* Sending spam to Sega and Nintendo about making official Sonichu games is apparently part of Terms of Use.

===Copyright registration===
It appears that Chris has actually paid US$45, and somehow got [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=1&ti=1,1&Search%5FArg=Sonichu&Search%5FCode=TALL&CNT=10&PID=ZvDUHHsi-vkzrRWQU2p5oLpU7yxe&SEQ=20091106120549&SID=1 Sonichu approved by the United States Copyright Office]. On 12 [[November 2009]], he also posted a scan of the confirmation letter he received to [[CWCipedia]] and posted a highly predictable [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|my-Heart-Level-just-went-to-100%-again video]].

Psychologically, this copyright registration represents a big win for Chris, because it gives him what he thinks are bragging rights, even though he has no idea what the copyright registration ''actually'' means. Copyright registration isn't an official recognition of copyright, however. Copyrights are granted automatically, and copyright registrations are only an official assertion that a specific work has been created at a specific date by the registrant; the registrations are only needed when suing another party for copyright infringement. It is also not registration of a ''trademark''; Chris has no special rights for the name "Sonichu" itself. Finally, Chris made a critical mistake in filing the registration application: he described Sonichu as a "work for hire" in the apparent belief that this meant that the comic was his primary occupation, when it {{w|Work for hire|really means}} that he created it on behalf of someone else, who is considered the creator for legal purposes.
It should also be noted that the United States Copyright Office does not check whether or not a registrant's work is infringing.

If Nintendo or Sega were to sue Chris they would easily win; it's clear that they hold the rights to original characters like Sonic and Pikachu and Chris's work is derivative thereof.

'''IN SHORT:''' Chris's copyright registration doesn't mean his comics aren't non-infringing, nor does it effectively protect his own intellectual property.

=== Use of copyright notices ===
The way Chris maintains his so-called copyrights within his works is also baffling. It's possible he goes by the assumption that almost everything he draws must contain copious copyright notices, usually in a large disclaimer:

{{quote|© Christian Weston Chandler, March [[2000]]-????}}

It's worth noting that Chris obsessively includes copyright symbols in pictures he draws of Sonichu, including a picture he drew in the snow in his [[Holiday Greetings]] video and a doodle he drew on his ticket to the [[2005]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention.

However, only daily newspaper comic strips have constant notices reminding about copyright due to their daily nature. In most forms of media throughout the world, one copyright notice at the beginning of the work is enough to assert rights, and only the year is noted in a copyright notice.

Finally, the year of the creation of the ''specific'' work in question should be noted in the copyright notice; for example [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] should be "''© 2009-2010 CWC''". If Chris would want to specifically emphasize that Sonichu, in general, has existed since March 2000, he'd need to do so in an additional copyright notice (e.g. "''Sonichu'' #10 © 2009-2010 CWC. Sonichu character © CWC, March 2000.")

===Christian's On the Lookout!===
Long before his discovery by the trolls, Chris created a webpage called '''Christian's On the Lookout!''' which linked to his main [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. Chris made the site no later than May 2006. Exactly how he used the site is not clear, especially since his main site did not link to this page. Chris's paranoia and arrogance regarding his copyright are on full display here.

{{quotebox|
'''A Message for all who are out to use the Sonichu Name!'''

From Christian Weston Chandler,

Original Creator of Sonichu, and related characters and materials.

I just want to inform all persons, fans of Sonichu or otherwise, that Sonichu was originally Created on March 17, 2000, and I have a copyright on my faithful Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. I am very proud to share my Sonichu with the people who appreciate my creativity in Sonichu's world.

I often do a "Search" of "Sonichu," and, currently, and I only want to see links to my Sonichu Site, or related sites. If I see links to websites with any person who has used his name, I will view it. If I should see the "Sonichu" name used to describe any character, other than my original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, I will send you an E-Mail to inform you if you have intruded into '''Copyrighted territory''', and request that you remove the name from your website, or forum entry, and change it to something else. If, however, you do not abide to the request, or not reply to the E-mail within 14 days, I may take legal action against you.

I am not a mean person, and I am not out to start any trouble, so [[Chris and religion|please do not use the Sonichu name in vain]]. If, however, you would like to create a fan website to describe my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, please send me an E-Mail to CWCSonichu@aol.com with information, and link, about your fan site. I will view your fan site, and if I like it, I, Christian Weston Chandler, will send you an approval E-Mail. And you may keep your website up on the web. If I find it offensive, I, Christian Weston Chandler, will send you an E-mail asking you to either change the content to something else, or remove the website from the web.

Also, if you would like to see Sonichu as a real video game, or catch him in a Pokemon title, please send your request to Nintendo of America, inc., or ''Nintendo Power'' magazine; please raise the hype on Sonichu so that I will be able to legally talk to the people of Nintendo of America, inc., and make a deal.

[[Chris and reality|Sonichu and I]], Christian Weston Chandler, thank you for following the Legal Guidelines expressed here. I sincerely hope that you enjoy the stories of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon. And I also hope that you will voice your hype and interest about Sonichu, and my world of [[Cwcville]], to Nintendo of America, inc., so Sonichu can become a video game, cartoon (or anime), and all that other neat stuff.

Have a Zappin' Day!

This has been a message from Christian Weston Chandler, Original Creator of Sonichu.

All Sonichu Material is Copyrighted, March 2000-2005 by Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Chris's motivations===
In any case, Chris doesn't really care so much what his copyright registration means and what it might or might not be good for, practically speaking. To him, it's mainly just a crutch for his ego. In the aftermath of his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], he sees it as the final and clinching proof that he himself is the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu. On 26 [[November 2009]], he posted the following as part of an announcement on [[CWCipedia]], which is quite illuminating:

{{quotebox|Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if {{w|Godzilla}} or Clover [the {{w|Cloverfield}} monster] came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "[[Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V.]]" DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Cwcville]] and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal [[Fans]] and [[Troll]]s, something to quell your pallets [''sic''] until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, [[GameStop]], [[Best Buy]], [[Wal-Mart]], etcetera and such.

[[Chris and ego|I have spoken]], and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:17, 26 [[November 2009]] (CET)}}

In other words, Chris doesn't really care if other people use his supposed intellectual property, so long as he's the one that gets the credit, not some impostor in brown stripes. The idea expressed here is not unlike that in the {{w|Creative Commons}} Attribution license.

===Patreon leaks===

Since Chris began using [[Patreon]] for donations in exchange for his continued work on [[Sonichu 11]] and beyond, he has had, for the first time, an actual financial incentive to enforce copyright of his work. Chris announced that he would initially release Sonichu 11 only to Patreon supporters, and this plan seemed to go off without a hitch until several [[White knight|patrons]] leaked the exclusive pages that Chris had released so far, then [[Weening|notified Chris]] in his YouTube comments.

Chris took swift action to protect his only source of income besides his [[Monthly Tugboat]]. In [[CLog 06142017]], Chris begins by denouncing the leakers and comparing their actions (leaking the comic pages early) to the physical theft of purses and cell phones. However, Chris's copyright continues to be completely unenforceable, and it is almost certain that future patron pages will be leaked as well.

Interestingly, Chris's intentions to keep future Sonichu pages exclusive to his patrons could be considered a form of [[Chris and the law|fraud]], as [[DStecks]] already paid Chris ''$1000'' in [[September 2015]] to make 100 pages of Sonichu, which, according to Chris's pagecount estimate in [[CLog 06232017]], would cover the vast majority of the volume to be released.

==Chris's views==
{{main|Parody}}
Chris is ''very'' protective of his characters. Chris believes that his characters are officially "parodies", thus, he is allowed to create his multimedia empire on a legal loophole. What Chris fails to realize is that parodies are essentially mockeries of something they're based on, done for laughs or as a commentary on the original work. According to the {{w|Supreme Court of the United States|US Supreme Court}}, parody "is the use of some elements of a prior author's composition to create a new one that, at least in part, comments on that author's works." So if Chris was, say, making commentary on commercialization by making a pastiche of what was popular at the time, it would be fine. The fact that it is parody and not plagiarism must also be made obvious.

Sonichu and Rosechu are ''not'' parodies, just shitty recolors. Chris doesn't mean to make fun of the characters they're based on, nor make commentary of them. He slavishly imitates the kind of adventures they have in an attempt to tell his own stories. Even his most original characters are either based on [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|someone he knows]] or [[Flame the Sunbird|are cribbed extensively from existing characters]].

Chris plans for [[Sonichu 13]] to be a crossover between his comic universe and the characters of the popular "Planet Dolan" YouTube channel. Much like Nintendo and (formerly) Sega, the producers of the channel likely have never heard of Sonichu, much less gave Chris permission to use their characters. Assuming Chris actually makes #13, Chris will likely offer a similar "parody" defense to his ''direct'' use of someone else's intellectual property. This is no longer the case as Chris has been blocked by pretty much all of Planet Dolan Cast.

In his disclaimer at the beginning of [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Chris revealed a new outlook on copyright law, made even more incoherent by the influence of the [[Idea Guys]] and his crumbling sense of [[Chris and reality|reality]]:

{{quotebox|Despite what this world's "Legalities" are, All of the events in this book HAS happened not only in in Cwcville and Equestria and Canterlot High School, BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE in that SAME Dimension where all of our "Fictional" Characters and Individuals DO Exist and Co-Exist. So, EVENTS where Bowser, Dr. Eggman, and even Voldemort WORK Together for a common goal of overtaking lands and worlds; That CAN Happen. So, in a Passive-Agressive statement, and a fair and just warning, I say to those Fat Cat Legal People of This World: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, and WHEN ALL of those evils attempt something in THIS WORLD, and someone Writes and Draws EVERY SINGLE DETAIL about it in Chronicling it all, DO NOT EVEN ENCOURAGE COPYRIGHT/TRADEMARK LAWSUITS, AT ALL.}}

==Music==
Many of Chris's "songs" from his old [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] project have been taken down on YouTube for copyright. If Chris knew this, he would likely argue that his songs are "parodies" and thus Fair Use. The problem is that Chris's songs aren't parodies, nor they are reviewing the said songs, nor are they just covers with an instrumental version of the original song playing in the background. Just like how Sonichu and Rosechu are recolors and not parodies, Chris's songs are just rewrites of the originals with said original drowning out most of his voice.

Even if Chris's songs were legitimate parodies, he would still need to create his own instrumental since the song recording itself is copyrighted. Most professional parody artists (including Weird Al) hire backing bands. Weird Al also asks the original artists for their permission, because simply changing the words to a song doesn't make it a legitimate parody – there has to be some kind of criticism, and singing about food or [[boyfriend-free girl]]s doesn't criticize the song itself. Words alone don't define copyright, and changing them will not get you out of a musical plagiarism lawsuit.

==Fanart==

Chris believes he has the right to use any fanart depicting a ''Sonichu'' character for his own purposes. A key example is his banner for [[Patreon]] and YouTube, which uses another person's fanart of Sonichu and Rosechu<ref>https://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Rosechu-Wild-and-Angelica-artwork-293015701</ref>, even though the accounts are meant to showcase his own work, and he has not given credit to the original artist.

{{quote|It’s a lovely piece of art, I am not stealing it, I am using it in full appreciation of the artist that drew it, as much as possible.

And, it doesn’t matter: it has Sonichu and Rosechu; they both, all the others and the city of Cwcville, are mine, regardless.|Chris, responding to a fan's accusation of plagarism<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris attempts to justify stealing from fanartists]]</ref>}}

==References==
<references/>

== See also ==
*[[Liquid Chris]]
*[[Robert Simmons V]]
*[[Jimmy Hill]]
*[[Parody]]
*''[[Asperchu]]''

==External Links==
* {{w|Copyright|Wikipedia article}}
* <s>[https://web.archive.org/web/20060513032521/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/CWCcop.htm| Archived copy of Chris's "Christian's On the Lookout!" page.]</s> broken link

{{Chris and}}

SHE IS MINE NOW

2022-12-14T23:48:57Z

Gray Deign:

{{Honest}}

[[Image:Crazy.jpg|thumb|"I will kick your asses. Because I'm crazy."]]

'''SHE IS MINE NOW''' (officially '''10292009 - Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW''') is another call out to [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]] from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], uploaded on 28 [[October 2009]]. In it, he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her.

Ian plays a wide array of Aerosmith tracks in the background, undoubtedly in an attempt to seem rebellious and dangerous. He [[Autism|shuffles]] back and forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For Chris No 2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.

He also does his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]...that or another [[rage]] attack. Who knows?

It is also important to note that Ian seems to be sweating a fair amount in this video and can be seen wiping sweat from his brow. The sweating appears to become more profuse towards the end of the video compared to the somewhat dry start.

==Original video from the real Chris==
{{Infobox/video
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
| ytid = 3Q-1aHvLXnE
| stardate = 28 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject = {{Sex|[[Kacey]]}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| previous = [[For Chris|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK]]
| next = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#MC CWC responds|MC CWC responds]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
--ut'n, don't wanna play nice, do ya?! I'll school ya! [''Jump cut''] I'll s--I'll s--I'll school ya. I'll take you to town!

[''Liquid Chris steps back from the camera and performs several fighting moves similar to the ones seen in [[CWC Fighter]].'']

I'm comin' for ya!

[''Re-approaches camera'']

I am the only one here who is fit for [[Kacey]]! [''Jump cut''] And another thing! [''Jump cut''] Uhh. Yeah this one's for you.

[''Steps away from the camera'']

The real deal! '''[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAA!!]]'''

[''Jump cut. Liquid Chris is close to the camera again.'']

Oh and by the way. I have been talking to some people named [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Gregg Mays]], who have told me personally, that they are going to help me take you down! [''Heavy breathing, possibly due to the extreme cold''] And, uh, yeah! Jack Thaddeus, his assistant Samanda Handroil, Samantha Handroil and Gregg Mays, who is a good man, and what ha-has given me some information on you, so that uh- I don't think- I don't think you'll like it very much at- mmmh [''More heavy breathing''] I don't think you will- I don't think you would like it very much if it got out and ruined your life forever.

So yeah. Jack Thaddeus, Gregg Mays. They're on my side now. Mmm. So get ready, arch-nemesis. I will be waiting. And to the rest of you, peace, eh.

==Ian's video==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = SHE IS MINE NOW
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9H1ZQ-dzTuo}}
| stardate = 29 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Kacey]]}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
| next = [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]
}}

{{quote|<poem>You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!</poem>|MC Chris, [[Chris and music|"rhyming"]]}}

=== Transcript ===

Yo! MC Chris! I'm gonna rap it to ya, man! Listen up!

<poem>
[''Ian begins "rapping" while Run-DMC's cover of "Walk This Way" plays in the background'']
I seen yo video, yous a lame ass
[[Sonichu (comic)|You done copyin' this and that]]
[[homos|I'm gonna screw you]], I'm gonna take you to town
Who do you think you are, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]?
[''does a surprisingly okay Eric Cartman impression''] Screw you guys, I'm going home!
You had all with the [[pedofork|sweet little girl]]
[[List of Chris's lies|And yet you break your promise!]]
You done turn your back on her and turn to the [[trolls]]!
You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me,
Come fight me in person!
Come out from behind the camera, you FOOL!
I'll fight you any day!
[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Poop]]-pow! [''flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching'']
And I'm gonna just plain kick yo ass!
From-looking-at-your-body-type, you's a total width and shorter than me!
I'm a good 5 foot 10, what are you, like a 4 foots 8?
I tell you something right now
[[Virgin with rage|That ain't gonna let you laid]],
Yet you had it once with her and you let it down
You's a big ol' dang...[[Hello, Juffalo|stupid lame-ass clown]].
Because you know you had all the [[Chris and religion|blessings]]
She was smart she was sweet she was [[Speech impediment|riwwyvery]] fun!
And I'll tell ya what ya did...
You...she done left you boy!
You lost her! You [[Kimmi|treated her like]] [[Clown Doll|a dang ragdoll]]!

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Rag Doll"''] Dang ragdoll...
And she ain't no ragdoll, she's a caring human being!
And you is--and you is a dang fool for mistreating her like you did.
And I [[love]] her for--I love her for so much more than that.
And you so dumb...and you threw it all away, man.
She left you and now she's with me.
</poem>

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"''] So, at this point, you could just... [''turns back and awkwardly fast forwards through the intro to the song, and wipes his forehead''] So, at this point man. I'll tell you what you could do, because all your notions you had...with lovely, with sweet [[Kacey]]. This point, you could just...[[Dreams|dream]] on. Cause she and I we share [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".'']

[''In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the [[Claw of Fail]]''] SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOOOTION. You didn't share no sweet emotion. You just done played her for a fool. And I don't ca--and I don't take to fools like that. [''whispers''] Please don't. I swear. And by the way you know what? I don't care about bein' a virgin because you know what? She and me are gonna be like...

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator"''] ...[[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LOVIN' IT UP IN AN ELEVATOR!]] I mean, I tell ya. I tell ya what, man. She done leave you--she done left yous mang. She come--she come towards me. Because she's beyond beautiful.

[''Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack, awkwardly fast forwards through intro again and then <s>sings</s> mumbles along, badly''] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Listen to the words of Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond...brilliant. She is so kind. She cares a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts man. She's with me Mac- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the- just like the [[Monthly tugboat|boat]] that the [[Random access humor|MythBusters made out of newspaper and ice.]] Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, [[List of Chris's lies|I learned from it.]] So you can just move on, [[Wikipedia:Buster Brown|Buster Brown]]! 'Cause [[Chris|Mama Brown]] ain't gonna take that no more!

Yeah... and I will kick your ass, 'cause... I'm [[autism|crazy]]! [''gibbers violently at the camera, pauses, then does a more effete version of gibbering at the camera'']

C'mon! You come fight me in person, and I'll kick your ass! Come on!

...have a good day. Anse--when you--meet me in person.

==MC CWC responds==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = MC CWC responds
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDMEVOM3pV8}}
| stardate = 29 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject = {{Sex|[[Kacey]]}}, {{Music|text}}
| previous = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Original video from the real Chris|BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU]]
| next = [[My_Half_of_A_Whole_New_World_for_Kacey#CChanSonichu CWC responds|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}

{{quote|Then I'm gonna turn you into a murder statistic,
Because, bitch 
I'm High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic|MC CWC, being '''fucking ill.'''}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Ian responds to MC CWC.jpg|thumb|Ian's comments on Chris's Response.]]
Kacey, you understand, this… this Ian, this… you do not want anything to have to do with him. I will win you back! I promise!

And another thing, I am gonna show you who is the real, who is the real better, talented CWC, in order to, in order to get you back! Cuz I will have you back, bay-bee! I miss you!

Here he is MC – the MC CWC, throwin’ down his favorite rhymes y’all! Yeah, okay.

[''The beat from [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem's]] "[[Wikipedia:My Name Is|My Name Is]]" begins playing (yes, just the beat, because Liquid Chris can actually play songs with the lyrics cut out)'']

''Kacey doesn’t love you – it’s true! 
''I checked her email this Tuesday at seven-oh-two 
''She has more apprehension than someone like you 
''Having his [[semen]], and [[recycling|drinking it too]] 
''In orange [[CWC Cola|Fanta, chocolate syrup]], you just can’t refuse 
''Mothafuckas online think that it cannot be true 
''But you prove them wrong, bottoms-up is yo motto 
''So it slides down yo throat, like a melty gelato 
''Wearin’ that bathrobe, like greener than avocado 
''Mashed up in a bathtub, infested with live mold 
''Your [[ShowerClean|shower]] got a problem with that, so I been told 
''In fact I’ve seen it – you’re twenty-seven years old! 
''You get [[CWCFlyingElephants|naked on camera and dance around like ten-fold]] 
''Fuck you, [[niggos|nigga]] – you makin’ my head explode 
''You know, with the stop-this and the stop-that 
''And the [[Nudes|expose of your ass-crack]] 
''On the camera, it was so wack 
''Look like Jack Black, on your last track 
''Mothafucka, I’ve never tried kickin’ an ass this hard 
''But I’mmabout to chew up and spit y’all about one million yards 
''I’ll take yo picture and send it to yo bodyguard 
''Now everybody yeah, sing along 

''Now everybody drawin’ the [[comic]] pages for ages 
''The sages of rage, and the age of contagion’s voracious 
''And pages, like the mothafuckin plague is 
''Upon a plantation and faces just can’t explain this 

''Sorry – didn’t understand that? 
''Understand my ass-crack! 
''I’m [[Wikipedia:Back in Black|back in black]] – and so’s my battery 
''Runs on [[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]], 
''You don’t deserve to listen to a band so legendary, 
''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Get the FUCK off]] of Kacey, 
''Blaze me? You’re pasty! 
''You can’t stop me, or block me, or amaze me. 
''You won’t even [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|come to her rescue]], ‘cuz you’re lazy! 
''It doesn’t phase me that you’re crazy, 
''‘Cuz if I see you try to contain me, 
''Then when I kick your ass, and salt and shake thee 

''I’m gonna rip off 
''Your four-inch 
''[[Duck|Deformed dick]] 

''[[BlueSpike#Max|Shove it up your ass]] 
''Like a certain 
''[[Medallion of fail|Medallion]] 

''Then I’m gonna turn you into 
''A murder 
''Statistic 

''Because, bitch, 
''I’m High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic. 

''Out! 

Yeah. M’kay. Yeah yeah, yeah, m’kay, yeah you listen to that and you take in the words from that.

Peace, and have a good day.

==External Links==
Download Liquid Chris's rap - Created by Youtuber CynicalController https://www.dropbox.com/s/5x4pdw699q1cf3p/Rhymes%20to%20Win%20Kacey%20Back.mp3?dl=0

==See also==
*[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
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[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-28]]

Help, please

2022-12-13T12:46:01Z

Gray Deign:

:''This article is about the begging video from 21 November 2016. For the series of begs from July 2016, see [[HELP, PLEASE!!!]]''
'''Help, please''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 21 [[November 2016]]. It is yet another lazy attempt to solicit donations through YouTube—apparently because his mortgage is due. Chris dispassionately admits his appreciation for all the handouts he's received over the past year and a half. He ends the video by wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

Chris made this video hours after he and Barb had paid their property tax of $616.52<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2016paid.png]]</ref>, further demonstrating his and Barb's weak budgeting skills, especially considering that Chris has spent ''at least'' $2,245.88 on toys in 2016 ''alone''<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#Chris's frivolous spending during the crisis]]</ref>.

Posts made by Chris<ref>[[Twitter|Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref> revealed that, around the time of this video, he had purchased '''both''' Pokemon Sun and Moon, and a Transformers toy<ref>[[Twitter|More wish list demands]]</ref>, adding to '''$90''' of frivolous expenses. He had mentioned going to Target for the Transformers toy on the 18th, which is also the release date for the Pokemon games. [[Chris and money|''Three days afterwards'', he made this video]].

A troll responded by donating one cent<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-6#post-1893900</ref>.

<center><gallery>
File:Receipt for a penny - credit to Philosophy Phil.png|$0.01 donation
</gallery></center>

Chris reacted, [[Twitter#We need more than a penny|tweeting]], "We need Donations larger than a penny apiece. Please try to give us $10 or a Lot more than that."

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Help, please
| ytid = gMVaxFmeJE0
| stardate = 21 November 2016
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{imdoneadulting|text}}
| previous = [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]
| next = [[CWC vs Koas]]
}}
{{quote|The mortgage company's biting our butts once again}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|
PayPal to ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

via YouTube Capture
}}

==Transcript==
Chris: Hello people of the internet, Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again... The mortgage company's biting our butts once again. Uhh, hopefully we'll be able to scrounge up enough- scrounge up the money locally but... We sure could use a lot more help. So... I mean, I am very thankful for all the kind donations that I have received from y'all within the past uh, year and greater... More than a year, Long ti- well few years. But we really could use your- use some more help now. So, just what you can; send it to me via PayPal...Please. Thank you, Happy Thanksgiving.

==References==
<references />

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]|nextlink=[[CWC vs Koas]]}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

S-Chu Ball

2022-12-13T12:34:42Z

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[[Image:227-SchuBall.jpg|thumb|150px|An S-Chu Ball]]
[[File:Chris S-Chu Ball Pic.jpg|thumb|Chris holds a replica S-Chu Ball]]
An '''S-Chu Ball''' is a special type of Poké Ball used for the capture and storage of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric- or Hedgehog-type Pokémon]]. They receive very little mention in canon, as few of the Sonichus and Rosechus are ever stored in Balls.

==In the Comic==
An S-Chu Ball appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and Chris claimed that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] can be stored in them in the plot for his ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode: ''"Then I break out my two S-Chu Balls, toss them and release Sonichu and Rosechu; more greetings."''<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22</ref> He also mentioned them in a phone call with [[Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1]]</ref> The S-Chu Balls are often confused with the [[Sonichu Balls]], which hold some relevance to the plot, have a completely different function and are colored differently (S-Chu Balls are yellow and light blue, Sonichu Balls have a solid color). As the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] act more like humans than [[Pokémon]], it's not surprising that S-Chu Balls don't feature in ''Sonichu''. Oddly, [[Blazebob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]] were kept in ordinary Poké Balls.

==In Real Life==
[[File:S-Chu ball 3.jpg|150px|left|thumb|The new S-Chu ball Chris made in 2017.]]
Chris slapped together a replica of a S-Chu ball using a Pokéball from [[Burger King]] topped with Model Magic, although he later lost a piece from it. He fashioned a new one in [[November 2017]]<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#New S-Chu ball]]</ref>. He also claims to have drawn an S-Chu Ball on the back of the [[Sonichu Medallion]] - this is probably what the blue blob to the right of his signature is.<ref> http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation</ref>

In 2018, Chris claimed to have retrieved an actual physical S-Chu Ball from [[CWCville]] and showed it to [[Count Dankula]].

In 2019, Chris bought a Poké Ball Plus ([[Financhu Crisis|$47]]) and painted it to resemble an S-Chu Ball.<ref>[[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction]]</ref> Chris then tweeted pictures that showed he bought five more Poke Ball Pluses so he could have a full team of six pokemon on his belt and reap more in game rewards. Chris then justified his purchase by saying he bought them pre-owned and a fan gave him money.

==Gallery==

<div align="center">
<gallery>
File:0658-ANIME513.JPG|Chris holding an S-Chu Ball while dressed as his [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|comic counterpart]].
File:Chrisangel02.png|On the medallion
File:Scb.PNG|On Comic Chris's DS
File:Comic CWC.PNG|Comic Chris holding an S-Chu Ball
File:Schub.jpg|[[Lego]] S-Chu Ball in Chris' Lego [[CWCville]]
File:225-SchuBall1.jpg|[[Pokemon|Pokémon TCG]] card
File:226-SchuBall2.jpg|[[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG]] card
File:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|On his GameCube skin
File:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|On the [[PSP]]
File:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA
File:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|GBA
File:S-Chu ball 2.jpg|S-Chu ball with his signature.
File:Chris posing with S-chu Ball, Nov 2017.jpg ‎|Posing with it.
File:SChuBallPlus1.jpg|S-Chu Ball Plus.
File:SChuBallPlus2.jpg|S-Chu Ball Plus.
File:FullTeamOnBelt1.jpg|
File:FullTeamOnBelt2.jpg|
File:Bronycon2019-30.jpg|Chris gifted this to a gal pal at [[BronyCon 2019]]
</gallery>
</div>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Balls]]
*[[Blazebob Sonichu]]
*[[Chloe Rosechu]]
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]
[[Category:Pokémon and Pokémon Trainers]]

February 2011

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[[Image:1298064748222.jpg|thumb|275px|Chris advertises his [[Autism Tutorial]].]]

'''February''' was the second month of [[2011]]. Chris turned 29, spent the majority of the month playing ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', and completed his half-hour "[[Autism Tutorial]]", which winds up being his first video since [[November 2010]]. Also, more background information was revealed about past [[sweetheart]]s [[Kacey]] and [[Ivy]].

==Events==
* 8 February - Chris leaves a message on his ''[[LittleBigPlanet 2]]'' account begging for a change on the [[CWCki]] main page.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140702052200/http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs archive</ref>
*12 February - The video [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]], made by Chris, is published. It is his first video in 3 months.
*13 February - The [[Ivy Q&A]] is released.
*13 February - A video of Chris's ''LBP2'' [[Autism Tutorial]] is released.
*24 February - Chris's 29th [[birthday]].
*25 February - Jackie sends Chris a [[Jackie E-mails 24|birthday greeting]] through email and asks about his well-being.
*25 February - ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' goes for an entire year without a single new page uploaded ([[Book10Replacement|excluding the "corrected" ending]]).
*26 February - The [[Chris Chan gets chewed out by Kacey|final phone call]] between Chris and [[Kacey]] is released.

== Sources ==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

Wish list

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A '''wish list''' is an online registry used for listing gifts one wants. Chris has used Amazon's wish list feature in attempts to gain gifts from his [[fanbase]] during the [[Financhu Crisis]], listing expensive toys such as [[Legos]] and [[Transformers]]. Trolls used the Buying it Elsewhere? option to trick Chris into believing he was really getting gifts. Chris appears to be sharing the list privately with financial [[enablers]] post-2018, as some items are marked as purchased even without Chris advertising the list.

Chris has been using the same wishlist since [[2015]].<ref>[[Seasons Greetings]]</ref>
==2015==

On 13 [[December 2015]], Chris [[December 2015 Facebook Posts#GIMME GIFTS|posted]] an Amazon.com wish list. It was filled with over a thousand dollars worth of PS4 consoles, Lego sets and Skylanders toys.

Screenshots of the wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-671#post-1887026 here].

Trolls responded by spamming the "Buying this gift elsewhere?" option<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-13-seasons-greetings.15325/page-17#post-1152508</ref>. Chris believed that the items disappearing meant that he would be getting lots of toys for Christmas. Of course, he reacted to this supposed good fortune by '''making another wish list''', containing over $1,000 worth of Transformers action figures, Amiibos, and DVDs.<ref>[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris reveals his measurements]]</ref>

Screenshots of the second wish list can be found [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-on-amazon-wishlists-and-donating-a-ps4.15610/page-3#post-1162967 here].

He also requested "pretty dresses of blue or red" and gave his measurements as "44/39/40." Notably, one of the items he had marked as highest priority was the [[Megatron pistol]], implying that the original was lost or damaged in the 2014 house fire.

==2016==

During [[February 2016]], Chris begged his audience to buy him a PS4 with accessories for his birthday<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>. He did not use Amazon, saying, "the Amazon Wish List is a definite fickle."<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref>

He provided a wish list with several links to stores such as GameStop and Best Buy. Notably, he had ended his "[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]]" against those shops, specifically to allow his fans to go there and buy him gifts.

He tried to provide an incentive, by offering a $500 voucher for his [[Etsy]] shop:

{{quotebox| The FIRST Person who purchases and sends me one, and I receive it Before or On February 24, 2016, I Will make and issue to the person a Big Voucher for $500 off on Cwcville Shopping. Which is equal to Ten Sonichu/Rosechu family Figures (more or less, depending on which ones), so all the person needs to pay on that order is the Shipping, and that order will definitely take up to Eight weeks for material figure acquiring, creations and certification.}}

After his birthday passed with no PS4, Chris uploaded [[Update: 2/25/16]], in which he complained about the lack of gifts, saying he had only gotten empty gift cards and a non-winning lottery ticket. He concluded the video by saying, "thanks for nothing!" like a spoiled child. In [[March 2016]], Chris [[Sonichu's First PS4 Broadcast|claimed]] that he had received a PS4 from [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Used Porn for Sale|Kagney Lynn Moore]]. In reality, Chris had bought it himself<ref>[[March 2016 Facebook Posts#PS4 Thanks]]</ref>.

In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Wish list for 2016|posted]] another wish list, days after making [[Pmurt#Death Threats|death threats against President-elect Donald Trump]]. He requested $859.71 worth of toys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-12-chriss-2016-wish-list-transformers-joke.25759/page-4#post-1876942</ref>. He also [[Chris and negotiation|forbade people from sending him gift cards]].

Halfway through November, Chris tweeted that he had bought several of the toys off his own wish list.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>

On 26 November, Chris updated his wish list, removing the items he had bought from it<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Updated wish list]]</ref>and surprisingly not adding more toys, in spite of the [[Help, please]] begging video he had made in the meantime. However, the updated wish list's links were all broken, due to Chris simply copy-and-pasting the message from an earlier post. He failed to notice, even though the post has a large Page Not Found error thumbnail on it.

==2018==
Chris posted a link to it in December 2018 on his twitter.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Purchased date
|-
|Transformers Generations Titan Master Ramhorn
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Titans Return Overlord Decepticon Figure
|November 26, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Misfire and Aimless
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Twin Twist and Flameout
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Computron Collection Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Chaos on Velocitron 5-figure pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Deluxe Class Optimus Prime Autobot Legacy 2-Pack (Amazon Exclusive)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|TAKARA TOMY 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS KEN vs CHUN-LI ACTION FIGURE
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Takara Tomy 30TH STREET FIGHTER II x TRANSFORMERS RYU vs VEGA ACTION FIGURE
|December 1, 2018
|-
|Transformers Takara Legends LG-EX God Ginrai
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Fortress Maximus
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Trypticon
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Nintendo Switch
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Wii U Console 32GB Land Bundle (Renewed)
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Microsoft Xbox One X 1Tb Console With Wireless Controller: Xbox One X Enhanced, Hdr, Native 4K, Ultra Hd
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Switch – Neon Red and Neon Blue Joy-Con - HAC 001
|December 2, 2018
|-
|retrogames The C64 Mini USA Version - Not Machine Specific
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class Wfc-S7 Skytread Action Figure
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Power of the Primes Titan Class Predaking
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Generations Titans Return Blitzwing and Decepticon Hazard
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers: Generations Siege on Cybertron 5-Figure Pack
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers SDCC 2018 Hasbro Exclusive Generations Power of the Primes Throne
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Transformers Power of the Primes Prime Wars T-Shirt
|December 2, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Splatoon Series - Octoling Amiibo 3-pack - Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Yacht Club Games Shovel Knight Treasure Trove 3-Pack - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo-Guardian: Breath of the Wild
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link Majora'S Mask ( The legend series of Zelda ) Japan Import [Nintendo 3DS]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|LOZ: Ocarina of Time Link Japanese Version Amiibo Accessory [Nintendo]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo Link - skyward sword (Series : The legend of Zelda) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo link The twilight princess ( The legend series of Zelda )Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo ToonLink (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda (Wind Tact) (The Legend of Zelda Series)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|The Champions Amiibo - The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Collection (Nintendo Wii U/Nintendo 3DS/Nintendo Switch)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo: Link [ARCHER] - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import [Nintendo Wii U]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo link (riding) - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Zelda - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Bokoblin - Breath of the Wild (The Legend of Zelda Series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo cloud 2P Fighter(Smash Brothers series) Japan Import (Original Version)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo Bayonetta 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Amiibo Kamui 2P Fighter (Smash Brothers series) Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Alm & Celica amiibo 2-Pack - Nintendo 3DS
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Chrom (Fire Emblem)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Tiki (Fire Emblem)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Urbosa (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Daruk (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Revali (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Mipha (Zelda Breath of the Wild)
|December 14, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Goomba (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Koopa Troopa (Super Mario)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Samus Aran & Metroid (2-Pack)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Metroid: Samus Returns Special Edition - Nintendo 3DS
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo - Mario/Peach/Bowser (Wedding 3-Pack) (Super Mario Odyssey)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Nintendo Switch
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Girl (Neon Pink)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Squid (Neon Purple)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - New Inkling Boy (Neon Green)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Male) - Moster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Qurupeco & Dan Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo Liolaeus&Cheval (monster Hunter storys)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|One-Eyed Rathalos and Rider (Female) - Monster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|amiibo Navirou - Moster Hunter Stories
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Monster Hunter Stories Capcom Amiibo Berioros ( Hyoga ) & Ayuria Japan Import
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Cuby [Japan Import]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Amiibo Mega Man - Japan Import (Mega Man Series) (Original Version)
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Dark Souls Solaire of Astora Amiibo
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo amiibo - Ice Climbers - Super Smash Bros. Series
|December 6, 2018
|-
|Nintendo Yarn Poochy amiibo Collectable - Wii U
|December 6, 2018
|-
|JP CELICA AMIIBO ACCESSORY [NINTENDO]
|December 6, 2018
|-
|El Rey/Pa'lante [[Straight]]
|December 4, 2018
|}

==2019-2020==
Surprisingly he still updates the same wish list from 2015.

After realising that he will just get trolled if he posts his wish list out to the public, he stopped begging people to buy him toys.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!Item
!Date added
!Purchased date
|-
|PSVITA1000 for L2 / R2 buttons mounted grip cover Black by Answer
|May 5, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Generations War for Cybertron: Siege Deluxe Class WFC-S15 Autobot Greenlight Action Figure with Dazzlestrike Battle Masters Figure
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Voyager WFC-S50 Apeface Triple Changer Action Figure - Adults and Kids Ages 8 and Up, 7-inch
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S49 Crosshairs Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|July 27, 2019
|No
|-
|Fitbit Blaze Smart Fitness Watch, Plum, Silver, Small (Renewed)
|August 22, 2019
|No
|-
|Commodore Keyring Keychain C64 Console And Joystick 3D Rubber Official
|September 10, 2019
|No
|-
|Ultra Pro 84157 My Little Pony Deck Protector Sleeves - Dj Pon3 65 Count
|
|October 27, 2019
|-
|Mewtwo & Mew GX - Card Sleeves - Tournament Legal - (65 Count) - Unified Minds Elite Trainer Box Exclusive
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|65 Mega Alakazam EX Sleeves/Deck Protectors (for Pokemon Cards) from Fates Collide Elite Trainer Box
|
|November 27, 2019
|-
|Pokémon Shield - Nintendo Switch
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron: Earthrise Deluxe Wfc-E6 Wheeljack Action Figure - Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Transformers Toys Generations War for Cybertron Deluxe Wfc-S37 Brunt Weaponizer Action Figure - Siege Chapter - Adults & Kids Ages 8 & Up, 5
|February 18, 2020
|No
|-
|Official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Players Handbook
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Frasier: The Complete Series
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|Friends: The Complete Series Collection (25th Anniversary/Repackaged/DVD)
|March 4, 2020
|No
|-
|My Little Pony - Equestria Girls Specials [DVD]
|May 26, 2020
|No
|}

==See Also==
* [http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/1NBYMDW5KQSWH/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_ws_owDBwb0Z3MPG6 CWC's Amazon Wish List]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Homos

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{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Quote|I Am Straight; [[China|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|There Was a time before I realized mine being a female soul trapped in a male-born body, when I was homophobic. But I became better aware of these kind and open-hearted people, and learned how understanding and compassionate they are, and with that, losing the homophobia, I felt more at peace with myself and those around me.|Chris evolves.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Open letter to Barron Trump]]</ref>}}

[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]

'''Homos''' was the pejorative term by which Chris referred to gay people – almost invariably gay males – nigh exclusively at the time of his discovery. He had also occasionally used phrases such as "those of the wrong orientation", because even saying the word "homo" or "gay" made him uncomfortable. Chris's former ire for male homosexuals was confusing, since they, of all people, posed the least threat to his [[Love Quest]], and seemed to be motivated entirely by his own sexual insecurities.

From the very beginning of his [[internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STAY STRAIGHT]]" had been one of his most noted and exploited aspects. Many interpreted his heteronormative crusade as a possible tell that he was repressing his sexuality in some fashion... Which ended up being the case in the long run. Over the course of the 2010s, Chris gradually recanted previous homophobic statements, becoming accepting of gay people, before eventually identifying as a [[bisexual]] [[Transgender|transwoman]] and proudly supporting what he called [[SLGBTQ]] causes.

==Past homophobia==

{{quote|"Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation."|Chris [[transgender|foreshadowing]]. <ref>E-mail to Megan, "I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm</ref>}}

Chris's homophobia apparently grew out of the complex stew of his [[noviophobia]], his failure to achieve his Love Quest, his admiration for [[My Little Pony|girly toys]], his own [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]], his loathing of [[muscle bra|male bodies]], and [[autism]]. His terror was such that he was barely able to bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo." He struggled with intrusive homosexual thoughts<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref>; he said that he couldn't even look at a picture of a [[pickle]] without being "freaked out."<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris revealed that he had to cover a section of his computer screen with a piece of paper so that he could browse the [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s pro-gay advertisements. Nothing got Chris angrier than being "mislabeled" as a homo.

Chris was not simply afraid of becoming a homo himself--he hated all gay men. This animosity seemed to result primarily from his fear of them (and all men) and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He had often characterized the [[trolls]] - all of them - as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] must be gay. It also revealed a belief that all of his trolls are male, since Chris used "homo" exclusively in reference to gay men. This notion is not only [[Ivy|demonstrably]] [[Jackie|false]], but in fact [[Chris and reality|completely delusional]], since many of Chris's greatest trolls have been women, and Chris knows it. This exercise in selective memory likely stems from Chris's loathing of male [[JERKS]] and inversely-proportional adoration of [[Gal-pals|women]].

Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]"|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59.}}

[[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic the Hedgehog|one of his own abominations]].]]

Chris further went on to propose a bizarre form of conversion therapy in which all gay men would be imprisoned and made to sleep with both female offenders and prostitutes against their will (read: basically rape), thereby "reprogramming" them. Interestingly, a certain [[wikipedia:Heinrich Himmler|Herr Himmler]] had a similar idea, suggesting that "pink triangle" concentration camp prisoners be forced to sleep with (female) camp prostitutes.

{{quote|[they would be] taken in and reprogrammed with multiple upon multiple pleasurable moments with female prison inmates and prosts.|Chris<ref>[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]</ref>}}

On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his sagacious opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He advocated the lifting of the ban, but only so that "[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]]."

The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the Law|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Gay|Family Gay]]"). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.

A classic case of Chris's homophobia surfaced in the struggle over advertisements on his CWCipedia. Jack Thaddeus purchased ad space on the CWCipedia to put up 2 ads. One featured Peter Griffin of ''Family Guy'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights; and the other promoted Mexican tourism with a cartoon cactus that Chris mistook for a [[pickle]]. Chris unsurprisingly went berserk, stating:

{{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with Vivian's [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''|Chris.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150316170011/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop]
Wiki Sysop archive</ref>}}

In protest, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site calling for a boycott of Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. To sum it up, in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that would ''not'' win him any gay friends whatsoever.

As with his fear of becoming a homo, the origins of Chris's deep homophobia are not clear. Certainly [[Bob]] had an influence, as the [[Matthew Noble call]] showed that he had the same kind of deranged hatred and prejudice as his son. On 7 January 2010, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight:

{{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}

If this is true, Chris made no reference to it at the time, restricting his hatred solely to the heterosexual male [[JERKS]]. It is certainly ironic considering his more recent views on lesbianism. It also adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by his being childish and whiny about not getting his way with ''one'' woman who turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.

He later expressed anxiety towards gays in his classic "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]]," released in February 2007.

Chris knows that his homophobia was unpopular with his fans, and he often tried to persuade the public that he respects homosexuals for "who they are". However, he usually betrayed his sincere intolerance of different lifestyles soon afterward - often within the same statement. On [[CWC Update 18 February 2009|18 February 2009]], for example, Chris issued one of his retractions of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects "the gay people" just as he respects his gal pals and his [[List of Chris's sweethearts|sweethearts]]. However, this was done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|a mere month later]] Chris was [[Chris and religion|reciting verses from the Bible]] to once again preach against the vile homos.

On 14 [[June 2009]], Chris posted a "[[music]]" [[video]] called "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]", which, in his tradition of ruining everything you ever loved, is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s satirical song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]]''. Later on that same day, he published an [[I'm Sorry, Dude|apology]] for the video and insisted that he likes gays who "ac...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''." Chris was of course unaware of the various other career accomplishments of Stephen Fry. It seems that this apology was only posted in the first place for the sake of his gal-pal [[Kim]]'s boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]]]

On 6 August 2009, at a time when the trolls were getting the most mileage out of baiting Chris regarding his sexual orientation, Chris posted a wide-ranging, [[Chris and anger|hate-fuelled]] rant on the [[CWCipedia]] which he hoped would clear up all misconceptions. His "Address to the Homosexuals," subtitled "I AM STRAIGHT!!! NOT HOMO; NOT BI; STRAIGHT!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!" is a classic statement on the issue. Unfortunately it had no noticeable effect on the trolling. The essay in full<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160330210442/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality] CWC Homosexuality archive</ref>:

{{quotebox|
Good day, I write this essay with sound mind to address the major issues that has been bugging me constantly for the past few yeas, The Pressure and '''Stress''' FROM the Homosexual Population.

First off, as I have said OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND '''OVER Infinite Number Of Times''', ''I, “Christopher” Christian “Ricardo” Weston Chandler, AM STRAIGHT.'' '''[[Tomgirl Saga|No Question or Shadow of a Doubt, EVER.]]'''

I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; '''NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW.''' Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head. Every time of such pictures’ appearance, ''I feel Queasy and want to Throw Up.'' I humbly apologize for being offensive, but that is how I feel.

As a human being, I have no hard feelings conversing and associating with the homosexuals at any time. Individually, they each have a right to their own opinions, perceptions and peaceful lives. I fully understand and respect that.

''The only thing that really Grinds My Gears Harshly is being '''Wrongfully Labeled as a Homosexual when I am straight.'''''

I am aware of the way I [[Speech impediment|stutter]], space my words and all that from the way I talk, but I assure you, that I sometimes have trouble fully comprehending situations and status at first; it sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, ''I am Sometimes Retarded.''

And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because '''the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY'''; kept down with the ''Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend''. I am not a man who likes confrontations with the guy who has spoken for the woman I’m eying over. And during my High School Years, '''I WAS NAÏVE on the subject of DATING''' (''Bring in Dating Education Classes, and Run them Alongside or Before Sexual Education, and make Dating Education Equally Mandatory)''. [[Honor roll|It had not dawned on me that I NEEDED TO BE DATING until AFTER I had turned Twenty-One-Years Old]], during my Third Year attending Piedmont Virginia Community College.

And my '''Sonichu and Rosechu Comic Pages'''; again, I understand each individual person has their own perception of things, BUT Contrary to the individual perceptions among some people, '''The Comics, Drawings, and ALL Words ALL HAD NO MEANING OF ANYTHING Homosexual Whatsoever!''' I Personally in Real Life AND in the Comic Pages and all that '''PROMOTE BEING STRAIGHT''', No Question or Shadow of a Doubt.

All Those of You have Heavily Wrongfully Misunderstood Parts of All the Comic Pages and all that of such.

'''I, All my Sonichus, Rosechus, and citizens of Cwcville, Virginia, Do Not Appreciate At All Being Wrongfully Labled as homosexuals. IT REALLY INFURIATES ME, Sonichu, Rosechu and EVERYBODY ELSE.'''

I have also heard of My Sonichu being ''written in College Essays that promote homosexuality.'' And even worse, ''promoting him in the Gay Pride Parades.'' '''WRONG LABELS; STOP WRITING OR PROMOTING ME OR MY CHARACTERS AS SUCH!''' ''[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|ALL Sonichus Are Straight!]] [[Silvana Rosechu|ALL Rosechus Are Straight!]] I Am Straight! My Comics are STRAIGHT COMICS.'' I, Sonichu and Rosechu, '''We Never Want to be part of ANY AND ALL Homosexual-Promoting Papers or Events, because with EVERY ITEM that is created from NOT OF MY OWN HANDS that EVEN Inklings such Wrongful Labelings upon, ME, Sonichu, Rosechu, and ALL MY STRAIGHT CHARACTERS, WE ARE ALL BEING DISREPECTED!'''

We will Never Take the Misunderstandings, Mislabelings And All The Like Sitting Down.

I, Personally, would RATHER have a PAINFUL Gender-Change Operation than EVER Turn Homosexual.

'''So, to reiterate, I, and 96 % of ALL CHARACTERS, are ALL STRAIGHT!''' ''NEVER EVER CALL me, my comics, or any of MY STRAIGHT Characters GAY!''

<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh*

And to conclude, while I personally do not care about the homosexual lifestyle that swift, and I personally respect each individual homosexual person as individual human beings, '''The MAIN thing that really Infuriates Me is being called gay. DO NOT EVER Call Me Gay, or EVER Question My Sexual Orientation.
'''

''I, “Christopher” Christian “Ricardo” Weston Chandler, Am Straight. Period.
''

Thank you.}}

On 12 January 2010, Chris again appeared to soften his stance, saying that "I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within CWCville." However, in the same breath Chris clarified, "gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request."<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> The reason why gay marriage isn't an "equal relationship right" is not readily apparent.

===Defenses against becoming a homo===
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by stomping on [[vibrator]]s and showcasing index cards indicating their straightness on their shoes.]]
It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Chris used many strange and totemic objects, from a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|poster of Sailor Moon]] to his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, to aggressively assert his straightness. Chris has said that he stared at his Sailor Moon poster every day to stave off temptations of homosexuality. The centerfold poster of [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge Simpson's ''Playboy'' edition]] was another of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she is a married cartoon character does not seem to have dissuaded him. Chris also subscribed to ''Playboy'' to help keep himself straight. You could tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to breasts and china.

When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to "maintain" sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag #4]]</ref>

Chris has also encouraged women to not [[Alcohol|drink]], [[Tobacky|smoke]], or be physically abused while pregnant, as this could cause the baby to be born homosexual, as if Homosexuality is like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. <ref>[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag #5]]</ref> Chris is also convinced that his chances of becoming homosexual have been raised because he did not engage in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160630043451/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education] old CWCki Dating Education archive</ref> hence his oft-stated regret that he did not get [[dating education]] classes in high school, and his recommendation that they be made available for the youth of today.

Considering the myriad of habits Chris has cultivated which are highly atypical for a straight male, it seems certain that he has been at the very least sexually confused. He is demonstrably very aggressive and insecure about it.

==Lesbianism==
Whereas Chris's discomfort with homosexual males has been fairly consistent, his views on lesbianism have wildly vacillated. In Chris's ''Carrie'' rip-off, "[[The High School Story]]", his Mary Sue character Terrah LeAnne Yowman is ridiculed and accused of being a lesbian by kids at her high school because she hangs around with male friends. As the work serves as a backstory to the villainous [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], Terrah's bullying may have served as a fictional inverse parallel to the endless accusations of homosexuality lodged by Chris' detractors, illustrating Chris' worldview of implied homosexuality as an insult.

{{quote|She felt angry when she heard "Lesbian"; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[Creepy stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight [[Christian Weston Chandler|Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|"[[The High School Story]]"}}

On 25 July 2009, Chris produced a [[CWC "Boyfriend"|rambling and nonsensical video]] to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend". In the middle of the video, Chris sings about the importance of "being straight" and intersperses a "STAY STRAIGHT" caption on a photo of a lesbian couple split in two.

{{quote|
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me!
Hey, you! Hey, you!
You need to be straight, girl!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend! }}

Later, Chris would gradually revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian."<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu">[https://web.archive.org/web/20160324174526/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Cwcipedia: Sonichu]</ref> He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu"/> Chris may have shoehorned a lesbian character into ''Sonichu'' to appear more tolerant, but his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality.

In [[Mumble 1]], which took place on the last day of 2009, Chris declared his support for lesbians and reiterated his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating that he hated [[JERKS]] in general, and how (typically) a porn DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris claimed that he supports lesbians because he believes women are beautiful, and hates gay men because men are icky.

{{quote|Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial [dis]courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion...I've uh talked to others before with uh, [[PandaHalo|Sarah]], my uh s-s-Sarah, my girlfriend. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}

{{quote|Yes, Yes they are- yes they're they're more beautf- they're more beautiful. They're like, they're really- they're truly like works of art in their own way- just like yeah you know, just like you know the statues that uh, were in past times.|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}

On 28 [[March 2013]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage |Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor|DOMA]] deliberations. In it, he reiterated his support for lesbians and his disapproval of "the damn homosexual males".

By 14 [[August 2014]], Chris's [[transgender]] status had proceeded to coming out as a "lesbian-identified male." In his coming out post, he posted a picture of himself holding an LGBT flag, but stated that "I support the LBT fully; the G.[ay] M.[ale]s are fortunate to be on this boat.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]]</ref>" On 31 [[October 2014]], Chris spent that [[Halloween]] at a gay bar dressed as a "Groovy 70's Lesbian",<ref>[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> further evidencing his apparent acceptance of homosexuality, in that visiting a gay bar was THE thing Chris had specified on multiple occasions in the past that he would never do in his life.

Through [[2017]], Chris expressed his interest in media ripe with lesbian implications; hinted at to the point in which he fantasizes himself in the act. Prior to his relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris complained of his loneliness by comparing to himself to ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' lesbian deuteragonist Chloe Price.

==Shifting stance==
[[File:CWC's FB like on news about gay men, April 2017.png|thumb|200px|Chris likes a news item about gay men, April 2017.]]

Not long after coming out as a "male lesbian," Chris felt deeply uncomfortable with being perceived as "gay" or "homo," and in Facebook statements attempted to exclude gay men from his crusade for gender equality. No doubt under the influence of his new sweetheart [[Catherine]] and other gal-pals, Chris retracted these clumsy statements, apologizing for the umpteenth time.

{{quote|I am accepting of the gays as people, just like most any individual person. Seriously, you all be proud of who you are. All I ask is not to find any reason to feel anger towards anyone of any orientation, race or whatever, based on their individual actions or offense as an individual person of self. Also, please disregard all of my past and Way past thoughts of turning gays straight; that was very wrong of me. I am very sorry about that, and continue to be true and proud of yourselves for who you are, as I am Very Proud of myself for being a Lesbian Transgender (a Female, Lesbian Soul trapped in a male body).|Chris, surprisingly redeemable.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}

He also announced his support for the Human Rights Campaign, going so far as to say that homophobics "are none other than the Cyber-Bullies and Internet Trolls who put hate on the innocent around the world; Young and Old. Some of which even put pressure on to force you into being something you know fully that you are Not!" Interestingly, his prior notion that all trolls are homosexuals had been completely reversed to the idea that they're all homo''phobes'', illustrating that Chris still believes that any detractor of his is part of an organized movement and [[Chris and his Ego|has personal flaws]].

However, if the past is any judge, the end of his relationship with Catherine has no doubt caused his homophobia to resurface. He confirmed in late 2014 that despite the fact that comic Chris shares his new gender identity, [[Reldnahc]], his opposite, is still an evil violent homo.<ref>[[Commissions]]</ref>

On 26 [[June 2015]], the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of gay marriage. Chris, shockingly enough, reacted very positively towards this:

{{Quotebox|Congratulations to us all for Nationwide Marriage Equality! If a holiday be made of June 26, 2015, how about ‪#‎PridependenceDay‬!

Now, I still require my Sweetheart to be my future wife. As a ‪#‎Lesbian‬ ‪#‎Transwoman‬, I do feel I am compatible with Any woman.

And No, I am not mistaken. I have been genuinely feeling and [[List of Chris's lies|identifying like a woman for about my whole lifetime]]. I never could appreciate the [[JERK|male's]] Neanderthal interests. And I felt more appreciative and comprehending of [[Women's Rights|fashions, makeup, shopping]], [[Chris and remorse|empathy]], identifying feelings and [[Death threats|looking to resolve problems]] [[Sub-episodes|reasonably]].

Plus, I have a great deal of [[Chris and Anger|self control]], and I can bring good and pleasant [[semen|tidings]] to an all woman party.

‪#‎LoveWins‬ ‪#‎OneFamily‬ ‪#‎LGBTQ‬ ‪#‎Pridependence‬ ‪#‎Pride‬}}

In [[October 2015]], Chris released a [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|video]] in which he apologizes for his past homophobic statements and iterates that he is now supportive of male homosexuals, while still drilling the point home that Sonichu and Rosechu are straight. He almost simultaneously [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] [[Sonichu 10]] and replaced the fictional gay epidemic with a bizarre [[Nombie-zazis|Nazi zombie]] premise, which still has homophobic implications given the context of the comic.

As of [[April 2021]], Chris seems comfortable enough identifying as bisexual that he feels that he can casually use the terms "fag" and "faggot" to describe other people ([[Chris and hypocrisy|but not himself]]), thinking that the slurs are words that the LBGT+ community universally wants to {{w|Reappropriation|reclaim}}. In reality, such a position is a point of controversial debate in the community, and the way Chris used the term was predictably met with backlash for being careless, tone-deaf, and potentially hurtful.<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#"Fag"]]</ref>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}

* [[Chris and religion]]
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Chris and sexuality]]
* [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
* [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]
* [[It's UGH!]]
* [[Magi-Chan]]
* [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]
* [[SLGBTQ]]
* [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Tomgirl]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Sexuality}}
[[Category:Homos]]

Nightstar & Friends

2022-12-11T18:56:25Z

Gray Deign: replacing dead link with archive

'''Nightstar & Friends''' is an expansion pack of Chris's custom [[TSSSF]] cards, featuring [[Night Star]] and other [[OC]]s inspired by the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' animated series.

==Pack images==
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==Description==

Into the fray of Fan Fictions and Shipping Fodder enters our one-and-only Special Half-Unicorn/Half-Sonichu, Nightstar, and her friends and family from Equestria.

The author of the "Sonichu" books in Equestria, Nightstar is a very unique unicorn who not only has powerful magics, but heavy psychic powers, electric abilities, and mach-speed running. She is not only friends with Princess Twilight and the rest of the Mand 6, but also the background ponies, and all of the OCs. She is even friends with THE Mary Sue and Gary Stu. And now, they're all heare in this crazy game of Shipping. Let's all work together to help each other in our many various ships.

This pack also includes a few #horsefamous OCs from the Brony Community, and the presently fully updated versions of the Mane 6, as they ARE and should be chronicled, peoperly, as not fan-fiction; literally Canon.

TSSSF Sonichu Deck or Core Deck are required for playing the game with this Expansion Pack. This pack contains 45 cards.

'''Cost:'''
$36.00<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191123145711/https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-nightstar-friends-expansion-pack-presale/7?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false archive of CWCVille Shopping listing</ref>

==Cards==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date
|-
|[[File:Bleu lightning-min.jpg|150px]]
| Bleu Lighting
| Pony
| Male, Wing
| Head Beyond the Clouds (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Wanting to fly higher than even a Wonderbolt could, Blew signed up to fly beyond the clouds with the Astronatuicals. He even flew into outer spacer once, but in a quick second, was able to fly back downward into the stratosphere, ending up making his own [[Sonic Boom]]. He opted to keep his head below outer space from then on.
| 10 July 2022
|-
| [[File:Cryptwingcard.jpg|150px]]
| Crypt Wing
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| Sniffin' The Trail (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into you hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| "Dude! That's so Awesome!", replies Crypt Wing. "I wonder if it would count if your levitated that cup from the ground, then flew upward with it in your mental grasp. Would that mean you can literally lift objects sky-high?" Feeling doggy, Crypt sniffs the air and barks a couple of times.
| 17 November 2019<ref name=17nov19></ref>
|-
|[[File:Diamond melody-min.jpg|150px]]
| Diamond Melody
| Pony
| Female, Wing
| Fattening The Bank (Special): Choose a Pony card shipped with this one, until the end of the turn, their race becomes Ω, and they gain a food-based keyword of your choice.
| [[Diamond Melody|Diamond]] met [[Nightstar]] at a concert where [[DJ Pon-3]] was headlining, and the two of them had hit it off very well. But, in [[1218]], Diamond's self-counterpart was being epic Bad-Trolling Chris Chan, and Diamond, know this was going, was not comfortable around Nightstar, and she moved to Las Pegasus for her other goals.
| 10 July 2022
|-
| [[File:NightStarAuthorCard.jpg|150px]]
| Equestrian Author of "Sonichu", Nightstar
| Start
| Female, Unicorn
| Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be removed from the grid.
| Once per turn when you play a Ship card, you may discard a Pony card from your hand and draw a card from the Pony deck and play it with that Ship. This power cannot be copied.
| 17 May 2021<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#Shipficfolder]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Flying Sky High in Equestria.jpg|150px]]
| Flying Sky-High in Equestria Chris Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Helping Out (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| "I like visiting Equestria from time to time, not only to help out in any way I can amongst everycreature there, but it is simply awesome and beautiful in its own right. And when I visit, I am welcomed, happily, by Princess Twilight, Nightstar and the others." -Chris Chan Sonichu.
| 29 December 2019<ref name=29dec19>[[December 2019 social media posts#So Many CWCs]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:Gallop crush-min.jpg|150px]]
| Gallop Crush
| Pony
| Male, Wing
| Aerial Blueprints (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice an put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Gallop Crush is the father of [[Nightstar|Nightstar Sonichu]]; he worked in Equestrian Engineering, helping to pioneer technology there in many a great way. he was also a great in aerial acrobatics, but his wings gave out, and he had to retire from flying to pursue his engineering profession.
| 10 July 2022
|-
| [[File:GaryStufCard.jpg|150px]]
| Gary Stu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| I'm Gary Stu, and I know what to do (Special): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, including powers that cannot be copied, except for pony cards with the changeling keyword.
| Here he is, everyone: the one-and-only Gary Stu. "Hey, Everyone! I simply can't go wrong. I've had my troubles at first, but I swiftly recovered and picked up on local etiquette. But, I would not be whereI am without my beloved Mary Sue. I have to say: where is Mary's TSSSF card? Hey, Methvan, can we have a card of our Mary, please?! I know what to do! I'm Gary Stu!"
| 11 November 2019
|-
|[[File:Gibbontake-min.jpg|150px]]
| Gibbontake
| Pony
| Male, Horseshoe
| Stretching The Edits (Special): After placing this card on the shipping grid, you may swap this card with another Pony card. up to three different swaps. This power cannot be copied, and it does not reactivate when swapped on the grid.
| Gibbon is a YouTuber who does what he can; he mainly likes to have fun and go with the flow. He is open to fun and new experiences, and he enjoys hanging out and messing around with his friends and allies. He is a Fourth-Wall-Breaking Editor, too.
| 10 July 2022
|-
| [[Image:ChrisNewArt1.jpg|150px]]
| Hanging With Past Friends
| Ship
| Heart
| You may choose to play the top card of the Pony discard pile with this Ship, rather than play a Pony card from your hand.
| Years after Nightstar accidentally slipped forward in time as a filly, she mastered her time spells and went back to live the years she missed. She was good friends with the Mane seven of the "Second Generation". She delighted with enlightening the group with her wisdom and sharing in their moments. In this moment, she was telling Clover of how she is capable of making her own good luck.
| 15 September 2019<ref name=15sept19>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris shows off some fresh new art]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:In flight shipping.jpg|150px]]
| In-Flight Shipping
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: [[Nightstar]] and [[Kun T’Nyuget|Kun]] are shipped together.
| Nightstar and Kun share a fly together, and as they do, it is always epically magical, especially when it's just the two of them.
| 30 June 2022
|-
|[[File:Keg standard-min.jpg|150px]]
| Keg Standard
| Pony
| Male, Horseshoe
| Gather Round For A Good Time (Special): You may take an other Pony card on the grid, and a Ship card attached to it, and then attached them with this card. This power cannot be copied.
| Keg is the brother of Phantom Horn. He is a standard dude that likes to review and whatnot on YouTube, and hit on the ladies while sportin' his shades. But he can be chill while also being down-to-earth, he don't give much shit to those he does not like. Catch his drift.
| 10 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Kite eating tree-min.jpg|150px]]
| Kite-Eating Tree
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| N/A
| 14 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Kun hanhphuc-min.jpg|150px]]
| Kun Hanhphuc
| Pony
| Male, Wing
| G.E. Blueprints (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| Kun is a pegasus who works in technology in [[Canterlot High School|Canterlot]]; he is always interested in the possibilities. [[Nightstar]] took him on a tour of a General Electric plant near [[Cwcville]]. Kun is very well-educated, smart, and all-around a chill, good and loyal individual. Nightstar is very blessed to have him as her sweetheart.
| 10 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Kun hanhphuc human form -min.jpg|150px]]
| Kun Hanhphyc (Human Form)
| Pony
| Male, Wing
| Important Tech (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| While in [[C-197|C-197's]] Earth, [[Kun]] likes to partake in the present technological advances and equipment, so he can utilize that in Equestria for everyone's benefit.
| 10 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Lavender butterfly-min.jpg|150px]]
| Lavender Butterfly
| Pony
| Female, Pony
| Butterfly Miso (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.
| Lavender fell in love with Bleu Lightning after he came into her restaurant for the first time, looking like his mane was really wind-swept. She wowed him with her excellent cooking skills. Lavender specializes in meals and soups of oriential, Asian, and other outside countries of Equestria.
| 10 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Lightning quartz-min.jpg|150px]]
| Lighting Quartz
| Pony
| Male, Horseshoe
| Fated Zapping (Special): When this card is discarded from the grid or your hand, search the Pony deck and discard pile for Lightning Quartz (Alicorn Form) and play him in Lightning Quartz's place.
| Lightning is a unique pony, even though he typically appears to be a Earth pony. He has off-and-on hints of magic powers within him. He's even mastered telekinesis within his typical restrictions. He generally prefers to lead a normal life, like every other pony. But, it is on a random instance of greater magic that allows Lightning to access his stronger form.
| 10 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Lightning quartz alicorn form -min.jpg|150px]]
| Lighting Quartz (Alicorn Form)
| Porn
| Male, Wing with Unicorn Horn
| Crazy Magic (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| When Lightning becomes Alicorn, he is blinded by fate and instincts for the most part, and goes off to where he needs to go as quick as he can fly, to use his strongest magics to perform the subconsciously-know spell(s) needed to make the event happen. Shortly, after finishing his job, Lightning flies back to his home, or as close as possible at the timeand reverts to his Earth form.
| 10 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Lightweight-min.jpg|150px]]
| Lightweight
| Pony
| Male, Wing
| Flying With The Greats (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| During some of the time Chris Chan, in her Alicorn form, was in Equestria, she needed to learn how to physically fly, so with a reference from Twilight Sparkle, she was admitted to learn the basics and techniques of flying. Lightweight, on the Wonderbolt Training Group, was partnered with her as her Wing Pony. Lightweight ended up performing very well for himself, and is now a Wonderbolt.
| 10 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Looking through portals-min.jpg|150px]]
| Looking Through Portals
| Ship
| Heart
| N/A
| N/A
|13 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Meeting nightstar.jpg|150px]]
| Meeting Nightstar
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: [[Nightstar]] is shipped with a Pony card with the #horsefamous keyword.
| There's no need to be shy, Nightstar is an outgoing and social type of Unicorn and Sonichu; she will always be happy to greet you with a kind smile, regardless of a quick read of your aura.
| 30 June 2022
|-
|[[File:Nightstar-min.jpg|150px]]
| Nightstar
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn Horn
| Premonitions (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| [[Nightstar]] is a Special Sonichu who came from the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] and was born as part Unicorn in Equestria. She possesses all of the psychic powers and can open dimensional portals, and naturally is able to wield electricity in self defense and run at mach speeds. She accidentally time-traveled back to enjoy the events that happened within those years.
| 11 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Nightstar human form -min.jpg|150px]]
| Nightstar (Human Form)
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn Horn
| Psychic Diplomacy (Keyword Change): When you attach this card to the grid, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for Pony names.
| Adapting with whichever dimension she is in, she can fall on the neutrally-acceptable human form at will and any time. She had to figure out this particular spell for herself in combination with the similar magic that converts pony bodies to human, and vice-versa, in the Equestria to Earth Portals. She still has no problem in learning new languages and maintaining diplomatic communications and dialouge.
| 11 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Nightstar sonichu-min.jpg|150px]]
| Nightstar Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn Horn
| Warping Thunderbolt (Special): You may swap this card with a Villain card on the grid. At the end of the turn, discard the Villain card from the grid.
| In her Sonichu form, she has greater electric output power and amplifications of her outgoing psychic powers. She continues to be able to run at mach speeds with greatest response timing.
| 11 July 2022
|-
| [[File:Orioncard.jpg|150px]]
| Orion
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| [[Magical thinking|Wicca Powers]] (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| Orion looks at Crypt Wing, and asks him, "How trippy is the feeling of magic when your soarin' [[Wacky Tobacky|super high]]? My homebrews to make unicorn magic a thing with me has been super successful and awesome! Oh! I'm making this cup levitate now!"
| 17 November 2019<ref name=17nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris celebrates Gabe Day]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:Popping in phantom horn-min.jpg|150px]]
| Poppin-In Phantom Horn
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn Horn
| Cuttin In (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card, other than Keg Standard, from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.
| "Not so fast, Bro-Heim. This show is not "ONE Best Bro B****ing About Ponies". -Phantom Horn.
| 11 July 2022
|-
| [[File:PrinceSpikeCard.jpg|150px]]
| Prince Spike of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| We're Not Flawless (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| Spike found his own ascension. In a day when everyone was being heavily divided up, because everyone was not accepting each other, Spike ended up being the one to save the day by being accepting of each and every individual he talked with. Soon after talking with everyone, Spike started glowing, and everyone was inspired to be accepting of each other.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessAppleJackCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Applejack of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| [[True and Honest|Honesty]] (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.
| In only what can be called the Day of a Thousand Truths, Everyone from Ponyville to Canterlot, to the Crystal Empire, and then some, began suffering from serious doubt in each other, and they all started lying to each other and everyone. Only Applejack was able to round up everyone and get them each to tell at least one truth, even if it was a lie. After getting at least a thousand creatures to tell the truth to heal them, Applejack ascended and became an Alicorn, and her first burst of magic healed all of Equestria of this heavy shroud of doubts and fears.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessFluttershyCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Fluttershy of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Love Conquers Hate (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.
| One day, everyone was Trolling and Hating on each other; this was massive; even the animals were prone to the dark magic that loomed this day. Fluttershy did what she could to continue to be kind to others, even if they wre being mean and cruel to her. And then she had to smack some sense into everyone out of tough love, and in doing so, she ascended and became an Alicorn; her kindness burst out across Equestria, resoring everyone to being kind again.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessPinkieCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Pinkie Pie of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Sonic Pinkieboom (Special): All Pony cards shipped with this one gain the Hero keyword.
| Another day, all of Equestra suddenly became sullen and depressed, some of the ponies started contemplating suicide, but none of them could go through with it. To Pinkie Pie, this was like looking into a mirror at pinkamina. She remebered the Sonic Rainboom. So, she took as many balloons as she could, shone them in front of the largest light around, and made a rainbow. Everyone started to smile. And then, Pinkie was teleported miles up, becoming an Alicorn, and then making her own Sonic Rainboom.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessRainbowDashCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Rainbow Dash of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Band Together (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| All across Equestria, one day, [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Loyalty]] had become scarce; eveyone ended up becoming selfish and aloof; friendly groups had disbanded recklessly, Rainbow Dash had to make everyone see what they all have in common goal and view. It would take more than a Sonic Rainboom to mend this mess. She talked to everyone, lured and forced them back together to listen. As she stood proud and tall as she spoke, a bright rainbow of light shone from her, and she became an Alicorn, and a new inspiration of Loyalty to everyone.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessRarityCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Rarity of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Lovely, Dahling (2-Draw): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.
| One day suddenly everyone all over Equestria became most greedy and selfish; not sharing with anyone at all. Rarity had to solve this the only way she can; she gave to as many as possible, and then encouraged them to give to each other; this took a lot of coercing, [[Creepy stare|glares]] and charm, but she managed. When Rarity was feeling weak, one of them gave to her, and then she glowed and became an Alicorn, inspiring generosity upon eveyone.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19></ref>
|-
| [[File:PrincessTwilightCard.jpg|150px]]
| Princess Twilight Sparkle of the Round Table of Friendship
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| Royal Command (copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.
| After saving Equestria of Triek, Chrysalis, Cozy Glow and Grogar, Twilight Sparkle ascended as one of the rules [sic] over Equestria. With her friends, she assembled the Round Table of Friendship, where the lot of them meet, plan and work out what the next step of the job ought to be. Celestia and Luna continue to rule alongside Princess Twilight Sparkle, but maintain free time for themeselves.
| 6 November 2019<ref name=6nov19>[[November 2019 social media posts#Gen5 is not meant to be for Years]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:Sugar darling-min.jpg|150px]]
| Sugar Darling
| Pony
| Female, Horseshoe
| Counting Oranges (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| Sugar Darling is the mother of Nightstar Sonichu. She grew up in a rural, countryside area, where their family raised oranges and other fruits. Oranges are her favourite fruit. She grew up tomboyish and rednecked, but she worked hard through her education and ended up taking a job in accounting, as she also had a good head for numbers.
| 11 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Talking through portals-min.jpg|150px]]
| Talking Through Portals
| Ship
| Heart
| You may choose to play the top card of the Pony discard pile with this Ship, rather than play a Pony card from your hand.
| N/A
| 15 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Tbbbap.jpg|150px]]
| TBBBAP
| Goal
| Checkmark
| Win this Goal when: Phantom Horn and Keg Standard are shipped together.
| "I'm Keg Standard." "And I'm Phantom Horn, and this week's fun episode was "Slime And Punishment"!" "Say, P.H., isn't that YOUR Web Comic that was not canon to MLP?", asked Keg. "Oh, NO, Brother of mine. This is Very Much Canon with the events in [[C-197]], the Dimension neighboring our Equestria", Phantom replied. "Wait. C-197?", Keg asked. And Phantom replied, "You need to explore other dimensions and timelines MORE, Kegster."
| 30 June 2022
|-
|[[File:Thunderblaze-min.jpg|150px]]
| Thunderblaze
| Pony
| Male, Wing
| Blazing Thunderhooves (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.
| Thunderblaze was born in Applelossa, and has western traits in his personality. He found greater ability in running above all his other skills. He is a very good flyer, but he prefers to RUN! He also is a connoisseur of spicy and hot foods, they don't phase his tongue at all. And he is really strong.
| 11 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Trollish historians-min.jpg|150px]]
| Trollish Historians
| Ship
| Heart
| When you attach this card to the end, you may choose one Pony card attached to this Ship. Until the end of your turn, that Pony card gains one keyword of your choice, except for pony names.
| While observing [[Nightstar]] meditating, Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk commentate, "That's Nightstar. She's super weird, dude. I just... feel compelled to study her; to become an expert Nightstar Historian, A Nightstorian, if you will." -Phantom Horn.
| 15 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Truth or lie -min.jpg|150px]]
| Truth Or Lie?
| Ship
| Heart
| If this Ship card is between two Heroes, or two Villains, these two Pony cards cannot be swapped on the shipped grid. If this Ship card is between a Villain and a Hero, Swap the new Pony card with another Pony card on the shipping grid.
| After asking Phantom and Strawberry if they were going to tell anyone what they saw through her portal at the time, she was testing their honesty. She had already known of their mildly chaotic trolling history.
| 15 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Vested discord-min.jpg|150px]]
| Vested Discord
| Pony
| Male, Wing with Unicorn Horn
| I've Got You Under My Skin (Bound): Whenever this card would be moved on the shipping grid, select a Pony card and the ship card attached to it; that Pony remains shipped with this card. This does not apply to the discard rules. If the destination has a full set of Pony cards around it, this card cannot be moved.
| Discord was my bodyguard for a time; made himself into a vest and put himself onto me, he fit really well and felt comfortable, yet chaotic. KP wore him as a vest as well for a while. -Chris Chan Sonichu
| 11 July 2022
|-
|[[File:Zap note-min.jpg|150px]]
| Zap Note
| Pony
| Female, Wing
| Flight Of The Bumblebees (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.
| Zap Note has a unique ability for when she flies, the wind trail behind her always plays a tune or meldoy of her own will; she thinks the tune, and it plays out in her trail as she flies. She applied to become a musical part of the Wonderbolts, and she got the job. So, in the Wonderbolt shows, she lights up the sky with music that everyone can hear, near and far.
| 12 July 2022
|-
|}

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[[Category:TSSSF Packs]]

Bananasauros

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|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" |
|-
! colspan="2" |Bananasauros
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| '''Date of birth'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Pokémon]], formerly human
|-
| '''Type'''
|Grass/Dragon
|-
| '''Original creator'''
| [[William Elliott Waterman]]
|}
[[File:Bananasauros.jpg|thumb|From ''Sonichu 11'', a [[ween]]'s character getting beaten up by a [[troll]]'s character.]]

'''Bananasauros''' (''sic'') is a [[The Wall of Originals|non-canonical]] species of Grass/Dragon-type [[Pokémon]] as a specific character who first appears in Episode 23 of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. As his name suggests, he is a yellow bipedal dinosaur around the same height as an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with a body shaped like a banana, including a black "stem" on his head, and brown spots indicative of a very ripe and sweet banana. He has the distinct honor of being liked by no one, not even Chris, with the possible exception of his creator, [[William Elliott Waterman]]. Waterman seemingly created the character to help Chris write new ''Sonichu'' narratives that didn't involve himself or his personal enemies, [[Chris and his ego|but unsurprisingly, Chris lost interest very quickly]].

==Sonichu 11==

Bananasauros is introduced when [[Simonla Rosechu#Development|Simonchu]] and [[Sandy Rosechu]] bring in a fossil to the CWCville Museum, which is subsequently revived by an unnamed [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] scientist. He is initially in a smaller, non-banana-shaped, spotless form called '''Bananasaur''', and becomes "Bananasaur''os''" after evolving (a few pages later) when [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] feeds him [[Chris and brand loyalty|Pocky]] - a highly confusing naming convention given that "-saur" is simply an anglicized form of "-saurus". Punchy subsequently brings him home and introduces him to [[Layla]]. Other characters are initially incapable of understanding Bananasauros, but Punchy and Layla are soon shown to somehow read his thoughts.

[[Chris]] informs the reader through Bananasauros' [[Chris and writing#Exposition|internal monologue]] that he was in fact a [[Manchester High School|high school]] "[[Merried Seinor Comic|seinor]]" named '''David Rotgard''', a self-described "expert rad [[Vidya|gamer]]" who "[[Chris and music|loved the heavy metal and hard rock]]", a "[[Honor roll|B- average student]]" with an ex-[[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] named Caitlyn, who he had recently cheated on with another girl named Henny. David recalls crashing his car while listening to AC/DC on the way to play video games with his friends, then waking up as Bananasaur at the museum.

At Punchy and Layla's house, he demonstrates his ability to play ''[[God of War]]''. Punchy then takes him to a day care center and [[Chris and sex#Rape|forces him to have sex]] with a Ditto in the form of a female Bananasauros to produce two Bananasaur eggs. Punchy and Bananasauros play Scrabble, and Punchy spends the rest of the day training Bananasauros to fight, upsetting Layla to the point of breaking up with him in the process. Punchy soon gets upset with Bananasauros' [[JERKS|stereotypical teen male]] behavior. Punchy ultimately punishes him by hiring him out to Shin-nabe for menial tasks, to teach [[Chris and his Ego|humility and respect]].

==Later appearances and demise==

Chris seems to dislike the Bananasauros character and promptly wrote him out of the main narrative in Sonichu 11. However, the character design (if not the actual character) made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 12]], where a vendor named "Arcana Black" at the [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival sells Bananasaur plushes and "Banasarous" (''sic'') figures.

In [[July 2021]], Chris confirmed that Bananasauros died sometime after the events of his debut comic, meaning the sweet release of death can provide someone with a way to break free the dystopian hellscape that is [[CWCville]]. Unfortunately, his species still survives, meaning that they will suffer in his place.<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Punchy and Angelica stuff]]</ref>

==Background==

Bananasauros first appeared (in Bananasaur form) in a piece of [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|commission artwork Chris did in 2014]], playing Scrabble with Punchy as he does in his official [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] debut. The character was made by [[William Elliott Waterman]], who is the source of his bizarre backstory of being a high school student as well<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#Clarification]]</ref>. Further evidence of it being Waterman's character occurs in the comic, where Chris credits "VBB" (VikingBoyBilly, an alias used by Waterman<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/members/vikingboybilly.4387/</ref>).

Bananasauros was featured in ''Sonichu'' #11 due to Waterman paying Chris $100 for the privilege<ref>[[:File:Waterman commission CWC $100 .png]]</ref><ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-5-11-sonichu-sketches.1402/#post-29062</ref>.

Chris was apparently led by Waterman to believe that Bananasauros was a major draw to the comic, and mentioned his appearance while shilling his [[Patreon]] in [[CLog 06232017]], despite the fact that no one but Waterman previously knew about the character. Chris wised up and quickly wrote off the character, while simultaneously criticizing Waterman, within the same ''Sonichu'' #11 plot it had appeared in.

==References==
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Talk:PVCC

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== PVCC message board ==

This disambiguation page contains text pointing towards the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens message board, albeit not linking anywhere. After visiting the /cow/ page and seeing it's first image, I'm certain that the PVCC message board is /cow/. Should I relink the PVCC message board to the /cow/ board?--[[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 05:01, 10 October 2020 (UTC)

:I think PVCC was a separate message board. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pvcc-staff-account-hacked-private-villa-of-corrupted-citizens-forum-leaks.33263/ [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:57, 10 October 2020 (UTC)

:: Is there enough information for the message board to have its own page? [[User:Gray Deign|Gray Deign]] ([[User talk:Gray Deign|talk]]) 18:12, 9 December 2022 (EST)

Talk:PVCC

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CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009

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The following videos were uploaded by [[Liquid Chris]] from [[August 2009|August]] through [[November 2009]].

This time period encompasses the [[Kacey]] Saga, and ends with [[Sonichu Special 4]]: the notorious shot-through-the-knees comic.

==Pre-Kacey Saga==

===Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|b3XaxocqdXM}}
| Stardate = August 10, 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}} [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Revised_Entry|RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am VERY Ticked Off right Now.

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

===Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aF-OqiCKDhY}}
| Stardate = 11 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, y'all. Just droppin' by For a Quick Update. Check out the New Store! http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

[[Captain%27s_Log|Captain's Log]]: Stardate August 11, 2009

Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the [[SingStar_Challenge|SingStar Challenge Contest]] between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler.

Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by {{w||Dark Horse Comics}}. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo.

Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [''holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds'']. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here.

[''Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics'']

And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh [[LEGO]] sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [''holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label'']

The, uhh, [[The_Sonichu_Chronicles|Sonichu Crystal Chronicles]] game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [''sigh of disappointment, but acting strong''] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference.

Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [''melodramatically''] Who knows what the future holds!

Peace.

[''black screen for a few seconds'']

And to my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow.

Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10.

Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [''bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds'']

Peace.

===I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|The Judges also Agree: I am the WINNER of the SingStar Challenge and the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Goodbye, Youtube. And Every Soul whose Heart I have Touched, and has Touched Mine Back. I have Found Myself, and Kacey and I will Grow Together.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===GONE===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}
{{Transcript}}

===10152009===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumours {{Homos}} [[Homos]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am Not Dead!!! Also, I have Sonichu's Patent now. Thank you For Your Support, my Fans!

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}
''[The camera zooms in on [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris]], who is tied up]''
Captain's log, Stardate August 13th 2009. Tell them your name.
*'''[Liquid Chris]''' Christian Weston Chandler.'''
''[Chris takes a moment to laugh like a manic retard]''
*'''[Chris]'''Are you the real Christian?
*'''[Liquid Chris] Yes.'''
''[Liquid and Solid Chris go back and forward a few times saying "No" and "Yes"]''
*'''[Chris] And why do you dress up like him?'''
''[The camera is zoomed up more on Liquid as Chris takes off the others medallion.]''
'''[THIS TRANSCRIPT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. PLEASE BE PATIENT.]'''

== Kacey Saga=

----

===THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GPc9QmkW9Eg}}
| Stardate = 21 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, for KACEY AND I'S PURE LOVE. I will Be Right Here.

CWC (Christopher by Birth)}}
{{Transcript}}

===BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3Q-1aHvLXnE}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Recorded in Front of the CWCVille Mayor's Office :)

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDMEVOM3pV8}}
| Stardate = 29 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Please Excuse the Curses, Swearing, and General Bad Language in this Video.

Peace,

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDQTxPqz48s}}
| Stardate = 30 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}
{{Transcript}}

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu Special 4]]|}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]

Xleepy

2022-12-09T14:02:49Z

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'''Xleepy''' is a MilSim (Military Simulation) YouTuber who collaborated with Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6124169</ref>

==Welcome to Xleepy - Feat. Chris Chan (Teaser)==
Chris demonstrates his [[psychic powers]], in footage mixed in with unrelated clips of the Xleepy's crews showing off their gun and military gear collections. The video was removed the day after upload and replaced with an alternate version with Chris's scene edited out without an explanation. The original video is archived below.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Welcome to Xleepy - Feat. Chris Chan (Teaser)
| ytid = coGYncL1ygs
| stardate = 29 [[February 2020]]
| maker = Xleepy
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]
| next = [[Sonic Rebuilt]]
| subject =
}}
{{Quote|You have just witnessed telekinesis.}}

===Transcript===
[''Video begins in a forest with the second flag of the separatist [[wikipedia:Donetsk People's Republic|Donetsk People's Republic]] flowing in the breeze,<ref>https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_Donetsk_People%27s_Republic_(2014-2018).svg</ref> wind chimes chiming and the word "hello" in the bottom right. The screen turns to black for a few seconds before turning to Chris, Xleepy and a third person in [[McDonalds]]. Chris is holding an amethyst crystal, one of his [[Magic stones|magic stone]]. The song "inpeace" by Sewerslvt plays.'']

'''Chris:''' It's moving slightly.

'''Xleepy:''' Oh... Oh.

'''Chris:''' I'm gonna get it to move.

[''Chris closes his eyes and faces away from the stone.'']

'''Chris:''' ''[unclear]'' The hand is barely moving.

'''Xleepy:''' Woah. That's incredible.

'''Cameraman:''' It's moving. Woah.

''Camera gets a close up of the stone.''

'''Xleepy:''' Wait-wait-wait. Woah.

[''The stone falls out of Chris' hand onto the table. Chris picks it up and puts it in his pocket.'']

'''Cameraman:''' Woah-ho-ho.

'''Chris:''' You have just witnessed telekinesis.

[''Video then cuts to numerous shots of Xleepy and Co. loading and firing guns, video game footage, one of the group driving a jeep, then the video ends with the YouTube channel's logo.'']

==See also==
*[[Copitz]], Xleepy's friend and fellow YouTuber.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6124215</ref>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]|nextlink=[[Sonic Rebuilt]]}}
== References ==

<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
 
{{People}}

[[category:Delusions and enablers]]

JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV

2022-12-09T13:45:52Z

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{{Articleofthenow}}
[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] was a video leaked on 8 [[August 2010]]. In the video we see Chris, standing in the bathroom at his local Goodwill with what appears to be his ''[[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]]'' [[Chris and fashion|shirt]] on his head.

==History==
In [[May 2010]], Chris attempted to join the [[CWCki]] as "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". After he wrote the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] article, he was fooled into thinking he'd become a legendary [[troll]] and invited to join the "[[The Miscreants|inner circle]]" at [[Trollin Train]]. As part of the application process, he was required to make a video stating why he hated Chris, mention some nefarious trollings he'd done, and pledge allegiance to Clyde Cash.

It should be noted that Chris apparently thought that doing his {{w|Uncle Ruckus}} impression (in lieu of digital distortion, as per the example video) and putting a shirt on his head would be enough to convince trolls that he was a fourteen-year-old boy.

{{Infobox/video
| name = JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV
| ytid = mUOVuGKAmy8
| stardate = 8 [[August 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[6 June 2010]]
| next = [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]
}}

{{quote|I've performed my own voice-check with my DSi's Voice-Recording Program; I've found the best method to completely change my voice is to go deep, and also pucker my lips while I spoke. It really worked.|[[Jackie_E-mails_5|Chris on the making of this video.]]}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris attempting to disguise his voice but only succeeding in sounding like someone doing a shitty [[Pmurt|Trump]] impression'']

To- For [[Clyde Cash]], and for everybody else on the [[CWCki|CWC-kii]]... I hate Christian Weston Chandler because...he is a lazy slob, [[Monthly tugboat|the money]] is wasted on him, he doesn't have to work for his money, damn that- damn him! And also, he is not friendly to us [[JERKS|males]]! He should be friendly to us males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. [''Grunt.'']

[''A PA announcement is heard in the background.''] Anyway, I have been trolling him... I sent him nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading [[Sonichu (comic)|the comics]]...and, uh, then he did not reply, so then I sent him a bunch of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]], and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other companies like that and such; (rushed) obviously he deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, [''raises right hand and briefly slips out of character, doing his best two finger cub scout sign''] I pledge my allegiance to Clyde Cash [''lowers hand''] and everybody else at the CWCki of getting the information on Christian Weston Chandler.

I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from his house. Black sheep of the family. They live in that house and they promise not to tell my family back up in Boston. But of course, you know also, I ha- I have, uh, trolled him, I found him over at the [[Burger King]] on the way back to Boston from South Virginia. As I have created [[Chris and his ego|the famous]] [[Coffee Place|Burger King page]].

Thanks very much; Clyde Cash, you rule.

[''walks offscreen'']

{{LeakedVideos}}

CWCville

2022-12-07T23:44:14Z

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}

{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</ref>}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), also stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent and self-governing city-state in northern [[Virginia]], [[United States]]. Despite its leader's claims to the contrary, the country is a totalitarian dictatorship - sporting a pervasive [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|personality cult]] around the leader, [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four|no independent judiciary]] nor any [[CWCville Mayoral Office|separation of powers]], [[Mailbag 31|mass surveillance]] of the populace as well as largely autonomous [[chaotic combo|paramilitary organizations]]. The [[CWCville#Economy|economy]] is almost exclusively geared towards serving the whims of the ruling elite, with many of the country's citizens living in homeless shelters. Due to widespread discontent, elements of a façade democracy have been at times [[CWCville#Elections|introduced and retracted again]]. The country has engaged in [[4-cent_garbage.com|state terrorism]] against neighboring countries in the past.

As the name suggests, CWCville is derived from Chris's own initials, and serves as much of an exercise in [[Chris and his ego|boosting his ego]] as you'd expect. While the setting was initially believed exist to justify [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his self-insert's presence]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', it was later learned that Chris's concept of a utopia had origins with a [[Lego]] city created in [[Chris's room|his own bedroom]], predating the webcomic. Additional lore provided over the years also indicated that Chris himself is not the founder of this city, but his father was, and he named it after his newborn son.

Chris believes that CWCville [[Chris and reality|actually exists]], and for many years used the city as a way to “[[Chris and coping|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].<ref name="cwcville-reality">[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Recently, Chris has used [[Dimensional Merge|other]] [[Messiah complex|means]] [[Spirit possession|of]] coping, and CWCville became part of the parallel dimension of [[C-197]], which he also believes to actually exist. Curiously, Chris has occasionally referred to [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] as CWCville.

==Overview==
{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 9, Page 6.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] was Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believed for many years that CWCville actually exists, claiming at one point to be Mayor of CWCville “IN REAL LIFE”.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref><ref name="cwcville-reality"/> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] is bolstered by his ability to retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating the [[Jerkops]], and bringing his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts is due to the fact that in CWCville his will is supreme. This serves as a safety blanket that protects his physically and mentally feeble self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned with people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seed of CWCville was planted early in Chris's life. An avid [[LEGO]] enthusiast, Chris eventually put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In [[February 2011]], Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in [[2001]].<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in [[2003]]. This spelling features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris's stunted imagination granted him only the title of mayor. Based on his maps, CWCkville consists of so few buildings that it would more accurately qualify as a village or hamlet, although this could be a consequence of his physical and mental limitations. He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of Hyrule; a different character rules it instead of Chris's self-insert. All this suggests that at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|grade school]] age child.

In late-[[2017]] Chris ceased being merely the mayor of a town and instead became goddess of an [[C-197|entire dimension]]. Chris's earlier restraint may be due to his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of [[Ruckersville]] and nearby [[Charlottesville]]. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait that is typically seen only in young children who lack basic life experience. One might hope that Chris's ability to understand scope and relevance had improved, but he has instead become only more delusional.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] from [[2000]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room used to read "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

== In-universe history ==

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]], Chris’s father, [[Bob Chandler]], founded CWCville in [[1982]].<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']], [[Episode 18]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 18, Page 8.jpg|page 8]].</ref> It is unclear why it was not called Robertville: in fact, there are barely any records and symbols of the old regime – similar to the Roman practice of ''{{w|damnatio memoriae}}'', where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death.

One fan theory is that Bob served as a regent while Chris was growing up, since there are {{w|Zaifeng, Prince Chun|real life}} {{w|Mswati III|examples}}: since Chris believes that CWCville is real, and that nearly all of the events in the comic mirror real life (albeit with a [[Chris and his ego|pro-Chris spin]]), it is safe to assume that Bob was alive when passing CWCville over to Chris. Another fan theory for Bob’s absence from the comics is that Chris overthrew Bob and secretly imprisoned him in an unknown location, but Chris’s stunted writing ability, laziness and ad-hoc manner of storytelling, indicates that Chris simply left Bob out of the comics.

== Geography and location ==

[[File:CWCville's zip code.png |thumb|CWCville's zip code, prior to the [[Idea Guy]] Saga.]]

CWCville began life as an infill city somewhere within the state of [[Virginia]],<ref>''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.</ref> but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. According to [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], one of the shortcut portals to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.<ref>''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.</ref> Today, Chris uses so-called “[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions” to get there.

In [[2020]], Chris narrowed the “location” of the CWCville to somewhere “north to north-east” of {{w|Fredericksburg, Virginia}}:<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10#CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)|Discord Q&A 10, “CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)” section]]</ref> he later placed CWCville Beach by the shore of the Potomac River, east of Fredericksburg,<ref>[https://osm.org/go/ZZYfsOAc?m= OpenStreetMap location]</ref> claiming that the city is as large as Baltimore or New York City.<ref>[[The Journey to the Merge#Pebble Beach|The Journey to the Merge, “Pebble Beach” section]]</ref> The exact locations of key CWCville places as they relate to the [[Dimension 1218|real world]], such as the [[CWCville Mall]], remain unclear.

CWCville's {{w|ZIP Code}} was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], an unused code {{w|List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|available}} for Brockton, Massachusetts:<ref>''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.</ref> the correct ZIP code (at least during the infill era) would have started with 22, like [[Ruckersville]] (22968). Chris has changed the ZIP Code twice in [[2017]], as if it was possible through <s>dictatorial</s> mayoral decree:<ref>In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change its ZIP Code.</ref> On 7 October the ZIP code was 16429, an unused code available for the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]</ref> On 19 November the ZIP Code changed to 69488, raising suspicions that the [[Idea Guys]] (who were active around the time) may be responsible: 69488 is the postal code for {{w|Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau}} in Germany, which shares its name with the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp.

; Variations from the canon

There was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the {{w|Kantō region}} in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near {{w|Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square}}, from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<ref>''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.</ref>

==Government and politics==
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Note how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Also observe that Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

CWCville is in theory part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to [[United States of America|U.S. ideals]]. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked.]]
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of a riot in CWCville. [[August 2020 social media posts#Very Distant alt-timeline|Chris did not approve.]]]]

The Mayor attempts to refute accusations of dictatorship, (incorrectly<ref>*The {{w|Assad family|Assad dynasty}} in Syria *The {{w|Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier}} {{w|François Duvalier|dynasty}} in Haiti *The {{w|Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila}} {{w|Joseph Kabila|dynasty}} in the Democratic Republic of Congo *The {{w|Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty}} in North Korea The {{w|Pahlavi dynasty}} in Iran </ref>) claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, while he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]].

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people (DP [[Nazis|Leni Riefenstahl]], 1935, colorized).]]

Contrary to what Chris may believe, a self-proclaimed police force doesn't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|The dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, while possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute [[homosexuals]], and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies in the face of the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this quality of CWCville is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

CWCville's court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, deposed, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are deposed, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people — [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] — are arrested and subjected to a show trial less than a week later, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds to the charges, considering slander via the [[Asperpedia]] (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is in actuality a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan's]] psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet,<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref> and the Mayor's hedgehog friends receive free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office, not unlike Soviet nomenklatura.

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In [[February 2017]], prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref> [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Strangely, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real-life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is [[stress|too much]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

===Elections===
According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government was a "King/Queen thing" for which there is no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''. In all, CWCVille's government more resembles an absolute monarchy or the Roman Republic under Caesar than any American polity.

Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that {{w|Doublethink|he was always the ruler}} and that there would be no further elections.

However, Chris eventually lost interest in being the mayor. By some point prior to 2017, he handed over the role to [[Allison Amber]].

[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - 2021.]]

In November 2017, an [[Idea Guy]] tricked Chris into believing that an election was to take place, with several candidates running.<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election]]</ref> He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were:

*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor known for his role in the ''Mummy'' movies, who became a meme due to his career decline and heavy alimony payments ([https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-frasers-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up link])
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - communist leader of [[China]] between 1949 and 1976
*[[Allison Amber]] - then mayor of CWCville, formerly Chris's secretary
*{{w|Augusto Pinochet}} - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990
*{{w|Vladimir Putin}} - Current President of Russia

A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:

*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game ''PAYDAY 2'', who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area
*Vladimir Putin
*Brendan Fraser

He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref>

Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of CWCville Police Department would take place. His candidates were<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election]]</ref>:

*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Pardo (serial killer)|Manuel Pardo Jr]] - a [[jerkop]] and serial killer executed in 2012
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
*{{w|Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega}} [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989
*{{w|Ed Gein|Edward Geen}} [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.

Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.

In April 2021, Chris stated the current mayor to be [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref> While in jail, Chris said that Walsh remained mayor: ''"Who has Time for Elections when us Goddesses Defend Cwcville (The City Of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge Completed and the Collective Shift in Progress, then we have my Second Coming on 1218 Earth. Not to Mention the Damage Control and Prevention that are beyond Non(Super)-Powerful Individuals' Control, anyway."''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref>

===Prison Camps===
{{Main|Operation BARBarossa}}

As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]] war are sent to be reformed.

==Economy==

CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21</ref>

Strangely enough, Sonichu and Rosechu, both being too lazy to work, get $3,500 per month, (as shown in [[Mailbag 21]]), which is unusually a large sum of [[Chris and money|money]] for a [[monthly tugboat]]. This, also coupled with the unusually high homelessness rate, could tell us that CWCville possibly severely overtaxes its citizens to feed its [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|delusional, power-hungry dictator's]] multiple [[Dating Education|vanity]] [[TrollBusters|projects]].

Chris claims that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york," and is on the stock exchange.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/>

=== Currency ===

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]

CWCville also mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red "W", while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to shore up foreign <s>currency reserves</s> spending money for a tottering dictatorship.

According to Chris on 19 November 2019,<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.</ref> and assuming that {{w|SIX Interbank Clearing}} chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = {{w|US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}}} 2.50,<ref>CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.</ref> which puts the CWCville quarter only behind {{w|Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait}}, {{w|Bahraini dinar|Bahrain}} and {{w|Omani rial|Oman}} in terms of purchasing power.<ref>[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).</ref> In reality, the irrational command economy and the ongoing [[Financhu Crisis|debt crisis]] in real-life means that the parallel (black market) rates may command a huge discount… {{w|Hungarian pengő#End of the pengő|something like}} {{abbr|USD|US Dollar}} 1 = {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 4×1029.

== The Invasion of CWCville ==
{{main|Sonichu 13}}
[[File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|thumb|A map created by [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise]].
After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of CWCville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring CWvCille would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like CWCville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their ween ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that CWCville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into CWCville's newly established prison camps.

Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of Australatina. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of CWCville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath CWCville (presumably created by Simonla who didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing CWCville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around CWCville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.

Despite all of their reckless bumbling, the Idea Guys managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make CWCville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor, rape, and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.

== CWCville's Restoration ==
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] was still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.

With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, CWCville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about CWCville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the COVID-19 pandemic.

== Twin towns ==

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]

CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life.

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32/> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as CWCville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville will look like once Chris passes away and it is forgotten.
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below.
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of CWCville.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| ytid = bbHypp3ziBQ
| maker = MycalFelps
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCville Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}

{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</ref>}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), also stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent and self-governing city-state in northern [[Virginia]], [[United States]]. Despite its leader's claims to the contrary, the country is a totalitarian dictatorship - sporting a pervasive [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|personality cult]] around the leader, [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four|no independent judiciary]] nor any [[CWCville Mayoral Office|seperation of power]], [[Mailbag 31|mass surveillance]] of the populace as well as largely autonomous [[chaotic combo|paramilitary organizations]]. The [[CWCville#Economy|economy]] is almost exclusively geared towards serving the whims of the ruling elite, with many of the country's citizens living in homeless shelters. Due to widespread discontent, elements of a façade democracy have been at times [[CWCville#Elections|introduced and retracted again]]. The country has engaged in [[4-cent_garbage.com|state terrorism]] against neighboring countries in the past.

As the name suggests, CWCville is derived from Chris's own initials, and serves as much of an exercise in [[Chris and his ego|boosting his ego]] as you'd expect. While the setting was initially believed exist to justify [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his self-insert's presence]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', it was later learned that Chris's concept of a utopia had origins with a [[Lego]] city created in [[Chris's room|his own bedroom]], predating the webcomic. Additional lore provided over the years also indicated that Chris himself is not the founder of this city, but his father was, and he named it after his newborn son.

Chris believes that CWCville [[Chris and reality|actually exists]], and for many years used the city as a way to “[[Chris and coping|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].<ref name="cwcville-reality">[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Recently, Chris has used [[Dimensional Merge|other]] [[Messiah complex|means]] [[Spirit possession|of]] coping, and CWCville became part of the parallel dimension of [[C-197]], which he also believes to actually exist. Curiously, Chris has occasionally referred to [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] as CWCville.

==Overview==
{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 9, Page 6.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] was Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believed for many years that CWCville actually exists, claiming at one point to be Mayor of CWCville “IN REAL LIFE”.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref><ref name="cwcville-reality"/> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] is bolstered by his ability to retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating the [[Jerkops]], and bringing his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts is due to the fact that in CWCville his will is supreme. This serves as a safety blanket that protects his physically and mentally feeble self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned with people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seed of CWCville was planted early in Chris's life. An avid [[LEGO]] enthusiast, Chris eventually put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In [[February 2011]], Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in [[2001]].<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in [[2003]]. This spelling features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris's stunted imagination granted him only the title of mayor. Based on his maps, CWCkville consists of so few buildings that it would more accurately qualify as a village or hamlet, although this could be a consequence of his physical and mental limitations. He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of Hyrule; a different character rules it instead of Chris's self-insert. All this suggests that at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|grade school]] age child.

In late-[[2017]] Chris ceased being merely the mayor of a town and instead became goddess of an [[C-197|entire dimension]]. Chris's earlier restraint may be due to his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of [[Ruckersville]] and nearby [[Charlottesville]]. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait that is typically seen only in young children who lack basic life experience. One might hope that Chris's ability to understand scope and relevance had improved, but he has instead become only more delusional.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] from [[2000]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room used to read "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

== In-universe history ==

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]], Chris’s father, [[Bob Chandler]], founded CWCville in [[1982]].<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']], [[Episode 18]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 18, Page 8.jpg|page 8]].</ref> It is unclear why it was not called Robertville: in fact, there are barely any records and symbols of the old regime – similar to the Roman practice of ''{{w|damnatio memoriae}}'', where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death.

One fan theory is that Bob served as a regent while Chris was growing up, since there are {{w|Zaifeng, Prince Chun|real life}} {{w|Mswati III|examples}}: since Chris believes that CWCville is real, and that nearly all of the events in the comic mirror real life (albeit with a [[Chris and his ego|pro-Chris spin]]), it is safe to assume that Bob was alive when passing CWCville over to Chris. Another fan theory for Bob’s absence from the comics is that Chris overthrew Bob and secretly imprisoned him in an unknown location, but Chris’s stunted writing ability, laziness and ad-hoc manner of storytelling, indicates that Chris simply left Bob out of the comics.

== Geography and location ==

[[File:CWCville's zip code.png |thumb|CWCville's zip code, prior to the [[Idea Guy]] Saga.]]

CWCville began life as an infill city somewhere within the state of [[Virginia]],<ref>''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.</ref> but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. According to [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], one of the shortcut portals to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.<ref>''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.</ref> Today, Chris uses so-called “[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions” to get there.

In [[2020]], Chris narrowed the “location” of the CWCville to somewhere “north to north-east” of {{w|Fredericksburg, Virginia}}:<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10#CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)|Discord Q&A 10, “CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)” section]]</ref> he later placed CWCville Beach by the shore of the Potomac River, east of Fredericksburg,<ref>[https://osm.org/go/ZZYfsOAc?m= OpenStreetMap location]</ref> claiming that the city is as large as Baltimore or New York City.<ref>[[The Journey to the Merge#Pebble Beach|The Journey to the Merge, “Pebble Beach” section]]</ref> The exact locations of key CWCville places as they relate to the [[Dimension 1218|real world]], such as the [[CWCville Mall]], remain unclear.

CWCville's {{w|ZIP Code}} was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], an unused code {{w|List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|available}} for Brockton, Massachusetts:<ref>''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.</ref> the correct ZIP code (at least during the infill era) would have started with 22, like [[Ruckersville]] (22968). Chris has changed the ZIP Code twice in [[2017]], as if it was possible through <s>dictatorial</s> mayoral decree:<ref>In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change its ZIP Code.</ref> On 7 October the ZIP code was 16429, an unused code available for the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]</ref> On 19 November the ZIP Code changed to 69488, raising suspicions that the [[Idea Guys]] (who were active around the time) may be responsible: 69488 is the postal code for {{w|Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau}} in Germany, which shares its name with the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp.

; Variations from the canon

There was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the {{w|Kantō region}} in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near {{w|Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square}}, from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<ref>''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.</ref>

==Government and politics==
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Note how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Also observe that Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

CWCville is in theory part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to [[United States of America|U.S. ideals]]. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked.]]
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of a riot in CWCville. [[August 2020 social media posts#Very Distant alt-timeline|Chris did not approve.]]]]

The Mayor attempts to refute accusations of dictatorship, (incorrectly<ref>*The {{w|Assad family|Assad dynasty}} in Syria *The {{w|Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier}} {{w|François Duvalier|dynasty}} in Haiti *The {{w|Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila}} {{w|Joseph Kabila|dynasty}} in the Democratic Republic of Congo *The {{w|Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty}} in North Korea The {{w|Pahlavi dynasty}} in Iran </ref>) claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, while he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]].

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people (DP [[Nazis|Leni Riefenstahl]], 1935, colorized).]]

Contrary to what Chris may believe, a self-proclaimed police force doesn't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|The dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, while possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute [[homosexuals]], and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies in the face of the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this quality of CWCville is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

CWCville's court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, deposed, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are deposed, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people — [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] — are arrested and subjected to a show trial less than a week later, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds to the charges, considering slander via the [[Asperpedia]] (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is in actuality a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan's]] psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet,<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref> and the Mayor's hedgehog friends receive free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office, not unlike Soviet nomenklatura.

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In [[February 2017]], prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref> [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Strangely, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real-life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is [[stress|too much]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

===Elections===
According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government was a "King/Queen thing" for which there is no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''. In all, CWCVille's government more resembles an absolute monarchy or the Roman Republic under Caesar than any American polity.

Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that {{w|Doublethink|he was always the ruler}} and that there would be no further elections.

However, Chris eventually lost interest in being the mayor. By some point prior to 2017, he handed over the role to [[Allison Amber]].

[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - 2021.]]

In November 2017, an [[Idea Guy]] tricked Chris into believing that an election was to take place, with several candidates running.<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election]]</ref> He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were:

*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor known for his role in the ''Mummy'' movies, who became a meme due to his career decline and heavy alimony payments ([https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-frasers-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up link])
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - communist leader of [[China]] between 1949 and 1976
*[[Allison Amber]] - then mayor of CWCville, formerly Chris's secretary
*{{w|Augusto Pinochet}} - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990
*{{w|Vladimir Putin}} - Current President of Russia

A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:

*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game ''PAYDAY 2'', who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area
*Vladimir Putin
*Brendan Fraser

He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref>

Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of CWCville Police Department would take place. His candidates were<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election]]</ref>:

*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Pardo (serial killer)|Manuel Pardo Jr]] - a [[jerkop]] and serial killer executed in 2012
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
*{{w|Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega}} [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989
*{{w|Ed Gein|Edward Geen}} [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.

Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.

In April 2021, Chris stated the current mayor to be [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref> While in jail, Chris said that Walsh remained mayor: ''"Who has Time for Elections when us Goddesses Defend Cwcville (The City Of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge Completed and the Collective Shift in Progress, then we have my Second Coming on 1218 Earth. Not to Mention the Damage Control and Prevention that are beyond Non(Super)-Powerful Individuals' Control, anyway."''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref>

===Prison Camps===
{{Main|Operation BARBarossa}}

As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]] war are sent to be reformed.

==Economy==

CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21</ref>

Strangely enough, Sonichu and Rosechu, both being too lazy to work, get $3,500 per month, (as shown in [[Mailbag 21]]), which is unusually a large sum of [[Chris and money|money]] for a [[monthly tugboat]]. This, also coupled with the unusually high homelessness rate, could tell us that CWCville possibly severely overtaxes its citizens to feed its [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|delusional, power-hungry dictator's]] multiple [[Dating Education|vanity]] [[TrollBusters|projects]].

Chris claims that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york," and is on the stock exchange.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/>

=== Currency ===

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]

CWCville also mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red "W", while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to shore up foreign <s>currency reserves</s> spending money for a tottering dictatorship.

According to Chris on 19 November 2019,<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.</ref> and assuming that {{w|SIX Interbank Clearing}} chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = {{w|US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}}} 2.50,<ref>CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.</ref> which puts the CWCville quarter only behind {{w|Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait}}, {{w|Bahraini dinar|Bahrain}} and {{w|Omani rial|Oman}} in terms of purchasing power.<ref>[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).</ref> In reality, the irrational command economy and the ongoing [[Financhu Crisis|debt crisis]] in real-life means that the parallel (black market) rates may command a huge discount… {{w|Hungarian pengő#End of the pengő|something like}} {{abbr|USD|US Dollar}} 1 = {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 4×1029.

== The Invasion of CWCville ==
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[[File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|thumb|A map created by [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise]].
After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of CWCville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring CWvCille would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like CWCville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their ween ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that CWCville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into CWCville's newly established prison camps.

Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of Australatina. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of CWCville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath CWCville (presumably created by Simonla who didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing CWCville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around CWCville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.

Despite all of their reckless bumbling, the Idea Guys managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make CWCville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor, rape, and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.

== CWCville's Restoration ==
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] was still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.

With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, CWCville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about CWCville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the COVID-19 pandemic.

== Twin towns ==

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]

CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life.

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32/> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as CWCville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville will look like once Chris passes away and it is forgotten.
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below.
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of CWCville.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| ytid = bbHypp3ziBQ
| maker = MycalFelps
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCville Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)

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{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Liquid Chris
|image = CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|size=250px
|birthname = Christopher Morton Duckworth
|aliases = Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> "The Previous Chris" "The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>
|year = 1990
|gender = Male
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|spouse = [[Kacey]]
|siblings = SimplySpoons (brother, musical body double)
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]
|saga = {{saga|liquid|cn}}
}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born July 1990) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] '''Christian Weston Chandler''', and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends. Liquid was played by identical twin brothers Chris and '''Jon Duckworth''' (born 1990). Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.

Liquid Chris gets his nickname from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', a video game which featured a storyline of the clone "brother" of the player character, Solid Snake (hence why [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is referred to as Solid Chris in this saga, as he will be for the remainder of this page). Eventually, Solid discovered Liquid, and he actually believed that he was an impostor trying to take credit for his glorious creation, rather than just being an impersonator. Once he was in Solid's sights, Liquid decided to up his game by playing along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan (as did his fans), and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]].

Liquid insisted that he was the real Chris-Chan, and chose to address his counterpart as the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], based on the initials of his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid eventually got into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, briefly halting production of videos when Liquid was kidnapped by Solid (portrayed by the other twin filming the video). Liquid made a triumphant return to defend Kacey's honor, and they retired from trolling Chris after "getting married". This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.

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==Prologue==
{{Incomplete|Information on Jack Thaddeus' contribution to the start of the saga.}}
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for Solid [[Chris]] full of highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account "'''CChanSonichu'''" compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.

{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris<ref name="realprotest">[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

==A challenger appears==
{{protip|"Liquid Chris" was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. The saga started as just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously, and Duckworth simply went along with it once noticed by the man himself. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper, never ''Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic'')
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode would have probably kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Liquid, however, then raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[File:LiquidChristine.jpg|thumb|right|It's on!!!]]
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:

{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

===Epilogue===
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend.

After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.<ref>https://www.targetedonc.com/view/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein</ref> Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.

While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Solid Chris, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which attracted the attention of Solid.

In the years since, Solid eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still held some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing "pretentious acting".

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}

'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}

== Liquid's last statement ==
[[File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg|thumb|200px|<s>Liquid</s> Chris and Kacey, happily married.]]
Hello All, 

I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye. 

Gladly to be Where I Am, 

Christian Weston Chandler 

PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]

[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

 

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]

Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.<ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&t=4424s Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.

{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to [[14 Branchland Court|hell]], punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|[[Beel]] in the commissioned art.}}

However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.

==Fan videos==
{{collapsible
|Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL
|
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}
| Stardate = 25 [[January 2010]]
| Maker = BobbyHillify
| Subject =
| Video Type = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Theme Song - Caillou
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}
| maker = SiIvaGunner
| stardate = 4 [[November 2016]]
| type = High quality video game rip
}}

}}

==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

{{References}}

== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on the TRUE and HONEST [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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{{people}}

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Rental House Tour

2022-12-07T17:05:03Z

Gray Deign: archive appears to be a dead link

The '''Rental House Tour''' is the last in the series of events of 31 [[August 2014]], which had begun with the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]] and had continued with the [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]. That afternoon, Chris, [[Catherine]], and her [[Cousin Al|cousin Al]] stopped by the [[Rental House]] to meet [[Barb]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]]. Note that every time Catherine sneezes, it's an attempt to prevent Chris from putting his arm around her or kissing her.
[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The rental house.]]

==Summary==
* Chris shows them his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego version of Manchester High]] and some little figures of [[Catherine]] and himself.
* They find that Chris has a picture of Catherine on his night stand.
* Chris confirms that all of his [[Playstation 3]] [[Video games|games]] have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].
* Chris shows off his [[High School]] yearbook and talks about each of his [[gal-pals]].
* Chris talks about his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], who are horribly trained and cared for and who go berserk if they see someone they don't recognise.
* Chris and [[Barb]] talk a little about [[Daniel Weston|Richard Weston]].
* Barb tells the story about how [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] almost died of an infection.
* Barb explains how they're British royalty.
* The background music, which appears to consist of orchestral versions of [[Beatles]] songs and other 50s/60s hits, lends the entire exchange an air of classic Hollywood melodrama, as if Katharine Hepburn were about to slap someone or burst into tears at any moment.

==Part One==
===Audio===
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|ssLj-FCmtss}}
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| previous = [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|14BC Tour Video]]
| next = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
}}
===Transcript===
====Introductions====

'''Al''': Hey Chris!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Is it alright if I park right there?

'''Chris''': That’s fine.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': You’re OK. Don’t worry about it.

'''Al''': Damn, this is a…

'''Catherine''': Yeah, you don't wanna get...[?]

'''Al''': Yeah, this is a nice place.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': It’s a nice little neighborhood.

'''Chris''': It’s two stories but only about two-thirds of the width.

'''Al''': Yeah. So you’ve been livin’ here since when?

'''Chris''': Eh, since last February.

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Chris''': [entering house] Hello!

'''Al''': Howdy.

'''Chris''': [[Clover and Snoopy|Hi Snoopy! Hi Clover!]] Hi mom.

'''Al''': Howdy.

'''Barb''': Hi.

'''Chris''': Um, Barbara Anne, this is, this is…

'''Catherine''': Nice to meet you.

'''Chris''': That’s Catherine and her cousin Al.

'''Al''': Glad to meet ya. I’m Big Al.
[[File:Clover and snoopy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|They're a lot fatter now.]]
'''(one or more of the dogs start baying)'''

'''Catherine''': They're lovely, too... [?]

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Oh…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Snoopy…

'''Al''': There’s some, yeah they seem a little bit worked up there.

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s Snoopy, and that’s Clover.

'''Catherine''': Strangers in their house.

'''Al''': Well howdy Snoopy, howdy Clover.

'''Barb''': They’re part fox.

'''Chris''': Huh huh!

'''Catherine''': They are cute.

'''Al''': Oh, no kiddin’.

'''Catherine''' I love dogs, so (phone rings) I've gotta...

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Dog:''' Bark!

'''Catherine''': Alright, we’ll let you…

'''Al''': Yeah, we’ll let you get to…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOO! AROOOOOO! AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': …the door.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Ah, thank you.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh, actually and I had also got you a case…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOO!

[chaos]

'''Al''': OK, OK.

'''Chris''': Anyway, [?].

'''Al''': Don’t bite me!

'''Catherine''': Oh, thank you.

'''Chris''': Yeah, and I…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Al''': Hold the last one.

'''Catherine''': I really need. [?]

'''Al''': They seem pretty loud.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they get loud, when there’s new people.

====Touring Chris's playroom====

'''Al''': Aw, cool! Dude, is this your room?

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s my work room.

'''Al''': Can I go in for a moment?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Sure.

'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!

'''Chris''': Hey now, doggies, calm down! That’s good. [To Al]: I had to pretty much prepare for Catherine’s staying over for a while longer at least. I had a second, I had, I made room for a second ''chair''.

'''Al''': So, so what is all this then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, pretty much some random things, but that’s a high school I built based on the one from Heartlake High. I dedicated building that to [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. Took me about a ''month'' to build that.
[[File:Rebuilths3.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's Lego high school as it appeared in the rental house.]]
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!

'''Al''': Really.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Well see Chris, you have, you spent a month to build that?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Well see, that’s dedication right there.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': With your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and stuff, you can do the same thing, if you can be dedicated. Like if you can work on that for a month…

'''Chris''': Yeah...

'''Al''': …you can spend a month working on a comic book.

'''Chris''': Yeah. [Wants to change the subject] Anyway, yeah, I built this house on multiple houses. And here’s our minifigs, me and Catherine.

'''Al''': Awww.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I pain-, I painted a kilt on her.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, it’s a [[Lego]] head on a…

'''Al''': Oh, so that’s like the little kilt right there then?

'''Chris''': Uh, it’s like a…

'''Al''': Is that like bubblegum or…?

'''Chris''': That’s denim skirt.

'''Al''': Oh. Oh.

'''Chris''': Yeah but, I used paper to make that.

'''Al''': Neat, yeah, and that’s little Catie. What’s that around her neck, is that like a little medallion, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]]. Uh, on my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], I eventually would give them.

'''Al''': Oh. Cool.

'''Chris''': And custom minifigures of the hedgehogs.

'''Al''': So did you make those yourself then?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So you seem to have an interest in arts and crafts, then.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Al''': Neat. So what’s…

[Catherine enters]

'''Chris''': [cloying voice] Yeah, that’s you.

'''Catherine''': Is that me? Oh that’s even tinier than I thought. Oh that’s so cute.

'''Chris''': And here, and here I am.

'''Catherine''': Oh, they’re cute. [giggles] That’s so cute. There you go.

'''Al''': [Feigning awe] Dude.

'''Catherine''': Wow, you’ve got a lot of [[Lego]]. I didn’t realize you had that much.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, what, what’s in this case right here, is this…?

'''Chris''': Oh that’s my medicine case. It’s got my [[Chris and health|prescription medicine]]…

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Catherine''': [?]

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, too bad you’re not staying, we could have watched [[Wikipedia:Gigi (1958 film)|Gigi]].

'''Catherine''': Yeah I’m sorry, we’ve got to get out of here.

====Next stop: the bedroom====

'''Chris''': Yeah. Uh, at least let me show you the uh, my bedroom. It is right there.

'''Catherine''': So, you go right ahead.

'''Al''': So this is sort of like your office, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Here’s where I sleep.

'''Catherine''': Oh it’s a nice room. Wow, it’s a Skylanders.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': There’s a lot, how many…? [counting?]

'''Al''': Catie, can I take a look for a mom-?

'''Catherine''': [joking] No, you can’t.

[Al and Catherine goof around]

[Elevator music starts up]

'''Catherine''': Wow.

'''Al''': Oh you have a nice set up in here, man.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So is this your TV then?

'''Chris''': Uh, that’s, yeah, that’s a 3D TV, from Sony. [[Playstation]].

'''Al''': Dude, you got a lot of PS3 [[Video games|games]]!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Did these survive [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], or…?

'''Chris''': Yes, they all did. Every last one.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s fortunate.

'''Al''': Oh that’s good, yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh…

'''Al''': So do you have…?

'''Chris''': …do you happen to have an interest in video discs as well?

'''Al''': Dude, those things are so old - do you collect those?

'''Chris''': Uh…

'''Al''': Have you had those ever since…?

'''Chris''': We had these, we had these a lo-, pretty much all my life.

'''Al''': Oh, Catie, take a look at the night stand there!

'''Chris''': Yeah, this is pretty much our entire collection of…

'''Catherine''': [Slightly horrified] Oh, I didn’t realize you kept my picture on your night stand. Oh wait, I think you did tell me that.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You kept my picture on your night stand. That’s so cute...

'''Al''': So what game system do you got, is that, uh, Sega…?

'''Chris''': Sega Dreamcast.

'''Catherine''': Oh I remember that…

'''Al''': And who’s that?

'''Chris''': That’s [[Robert Chandler|my father]].

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Chris''': That’s Mr. C right there.

'''Al''': So you keep that there too?

'''Chris''': That’s Catherine and Mr. C.

'''Catherine''': Do you think he would approve of me?

'''Chris''': How do you feel?

'''Catherine''': I like to think so.

'''Chris''': And that, then I think he does.

'''Catherine''': He see-, he seems a little bit… interested in your best program here. [?]

====High school reminisces====

[music swells]

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that’s uh, I ended up with two copies of the senior yearbook.

'''Al''': Why two copies?

'''Chris''': Uh, uh, I think it’s because, uh, well, wound up, separate purchases, I think.

'''Al''': Oh. So somebody like, filled out a form wrong or something?

'''Chris''': Yeah, I think so.

'''Al''': So who were your [[gal-pals]] then, that you were talking about in high school? Were they, are they in here, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah, they’re in, they’re in there, mostly, uh…

'''Al''': Now did this get water damaged during the fire?

'''Chris''': Um…

'''Catherine''': Put in the fire.

'''Al''': It seems like the pages are a little bit wrinkled, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, I think that one did get some water damage.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': You might have better luck with this copy which is only smoke-damaged.

'''Al''': Yeah. Did they, so the insurance company, are they compensating you for all this damage? Cuz like…

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': …when stuff like this gets damaged, it’s priceless, you know? I mean…

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh yeah, I bookmarked the beginning of the ''senior'' section there.

'''Al''': Aw, did they, did they sign your yearbook at all?

'''Chris''': Um…Oh I might not have thought about it.

'''Al''': Yeah, there’s some people…

'''Chris''': Yeah plus we didn’t, I don’t think we got these yearbooks till ''after'' [[graduation]].

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s unusual.

'''Al''': Oh that sucks.

'''Catherine''': So where are you in here?

'''Al''': Which one is your gal-pal then?

'''Chris''': Um, there’s a number of them, uh let’s see, [flipping through yearbook]…There I am.
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's yearbook photo.]]
'''Catherine''': Oh, there we go.

'''Al''': Oh!

'''Catherine''': In a little tuxedo.

'''Al''': Yeah see, I like it man, you look very…

'''Catherine''': Very smart.

'''Al''': You know, you know what you remind me of there?

'''Chris''': Who?

'''Al''': You should, you should, you know like Frank Sinatra, one of those old singers.

'''Chris''': Oh, [[Chris and music|I like Frank Sinatra]].

'''Al''': That, that would go on stage, and he’d talk, and the smooth voice and he’d talk to the ladies…

'''Chris''': [takes on persona] Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah!

'''Chris''': We’ve really got a big show for you tonight!

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah, like from one of those, uh, old black-and-white movies, you know? But yeah, you look smooth and classy, man.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh uh, [[Kellie Andes]], uh, was my high school s-, sweetheart that I fell in big like with…

'''Al''': So, so which one is she?

'''Chris''': [spelling] A…A L E, um, yeah.

'''Al''': This says Kellie Lynn Andes right there.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah.

'''Al''': Oh, that one?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Can I have a look?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, she’s very pretty.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie? Right Chris?

'''Chris''': No, she’s…

'''Catherine''': [laughs] Did you just call him Catie?

'''Chris''': [chuckles]

'''Al''': Oh I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

'''Catherine''': I have to sneeze again, sorry.

'''Al''': I’m a little big dyslexic myself. Sometimes I mix up words and stuff.

'''Chris''': Uh, well.

'''Al''': I say something when I mean to say something else. So.

'''Catherine''': [Sneezes] Excuse me.

'''Chris''': [spelling] C B B…

'''Catherine''': Must have caught a cold on the plane.

'''Chris''': Oh I hope not.

'''Catherine''': It happens all the time. Every time you travel.

'''Chris''': [browsing] Oh and, it's B E V... … Oh shoot, [trails off]. Oh, Sarah Bev-, [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]].

'''Al''': Oh that, that one right there.

'''Catherine''': Oh she’s very pretty too.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You have lots of pretty friends, haven’t you?

'''Chris''': [Smugly] Eh, yeah.

'''Al''': Dude, you gotta go back to whatever it was you were doing back then, you got all the girls. Well I mean you have Catie now, so I mean…

'''Chris''': Yeah, I’d rather, I’d rather stick with a winner.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': It’s good to be a winner, I think?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Hm, G O… Tiff-, there she is. [[Tiffany Gowen]].

'''Al''': Yeah right there, the blonde at the bottom...

'''Catherine''': She looks a little bit like, em, Cameron Diaz.

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah.

'''Catherine''': I think it’s the hair, but she does look a little bit like Cameron Diaz.

'''Al''': Do you have any [[JERKS|guys]] that you hung out with back in high school, or…?

'''Chris''': Uh,…

'''Catherine''': Or was it mostly girls?

'''Chris''': Not, not, it was mostly girls.

'''Al''': Mostly girls?

'''Chris''': Yeah. I did have, uh, [[Joseph Herring|one]], um, uh, I hung out with in my freshman year when I was vars-, when I was, uh, co-water boy/manager of the [[Manchester High School#Go Lancers!|varsity basketball team]].

'''Al''': So wait, you were manager of the basketball team?

'''Chris''': Yeah, varsity.

'''Al''': That’s pretty cool.

'''Catherine''': Thank you.

'''Al''': Hey, is this the bathroom?

'''Chris''': Oh yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah, you mind if I take a leak real quick?

'''Chris''': Go ahead.

'''Al''': Yeah, hey Catie, I’ll get here and then I’ll go downstairs and join up with you guys, so.

'''Catherine''': Alright.

'''Al''': I’ll be out in just a minute.

==Part Two==
===Audio===

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| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|pepLdYwk3Wk}}
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| previous = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
====Chatting with Barb====

[toilet flushes]

[sink runs]

[door squeaks open]

[20th Century orchestral music is heard]

'''Al''': Hello.

'''Catherine''': [Oh watch?]

'''Al''': Oh, are they gonna eat me alive now, or…?

'''Chris''': [unintelligible] he wants to buy a bunch of ours.

'''Al''': Yeah, the uh, vinyl records y’all got, I collect them, so.

'''Barb''': You can go through 'em.

'''Al''': Sure.

'''Catherine''': ...'Cuz I know you loved your records.

'''Barb''': Right now they’re all in a tractor-trailer.

'''Al''': In a tractor-trailer?

'''Chris''': Not really, no, they’re in a storage unit or downstairs.

'''Barb''': They’re not downstairs.

'''Chris''': Oh, oh.

'''Barb''': I put ‘em on a tractor-trailer.

'''Chris''': Oh, OK, well I guess, when the Rainbow cleaners, some of them got taken to their facility. Well not all of them, there was a bunch of them at the s-, at the unit.

'''Barb''': Oh.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': At your storage unit?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Oh, OK.

'''Chris''': [to dog] Oh, hi baby girl. He’s a kisser. [baby voice] He likes to kiss.

'''Catherine''': They’re so cute. I’m sure they’ll get used to me eventually.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': They just don’t know who I am or why I’m in their house!

'''Chris''': Snoopy, Clover, that’s Catherine. Catie. You saw her picture?

'''Catherine''': [giggles] You showed your dogs my picture? That’s so cute.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': They like the picture or what, or…?

'''Chris''': Uh well, they sniffed it. They smell everything.

'''Catherine''': That's the ticket.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they got, we got separate to pee and poo on the paper.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, try not…

'''Chris''': On the black thing.

'''Catherine''': …to stand on it.

'''Al''': Yeah. They what? Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense then, on the paper…

'''Catherine''': Try not to stand on it or anything.

'''Barb''': It’s, it’s awfully inconvenient to take them outside and have to pick it up.

'''Al''': Yeah. Yeah.

'''Barb''': I’d rather have it inside, to pick it up.

'''Al''': Oh yeah, and then it’s closer so you can clean it up without going as far away.

'''Barb''': I’m 72 years old, and I don’t.

'''Catherine''': Fair enough.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You’ve worked enough in your life, so…

'''Chris''': Yeah. I told, I told mom about, uh, how you have a lot of interesting stories from your travels in the European Brish - British areas.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Hey mother, tell her, tell her something about the Weston name. Or some of it.

'''Barb''': 400 years ago, the king declared the name [[Daniel Weston|Weston]], W-E-S-T-O-N, not I-N or E-N, but O-N, to be part of England’s [[Anne Boleyn|royalty]] forever.

'''Catherine''': That’s interesting.

'''Barb''': So Christian…

'''Catherine''': There’s a lot of uh, there’s a lot of names like that in England, and um… Well you go, you go back through the um, the old records and stuff and you see…

'''Barb''': Well my cousin…

'''Catherine''': …lordships, and you see…

'''Barb''': Well my cousin was the one that put together a pilgrimage…

'''Catherine''': Wow. That’s a piece of history right there.

'''Al''': It certainly seems, Christian seems like a pretty good son. He was talking about how he helps you out around the house and all, and such.

'''Barb''': Oh my gosh.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I couldn’t, I couldn’t survive without him.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well I hope he takes care of Catie just as well. So.

'''Chris''': I’m pretty sur-, I’m fairly confident I will. I had practice.

'''Barb''': [cackles] He’s had a lot of practice. His father died three years ago.

[Music actually switches to a sadder tone]

'''Catherine''': I know. We heard. I’m terribly sorry.

'''Al''': Yeah. Sorry. I apologize for your loss. That’s gotta suck. So.

'''Barb''': Yeah. Yeah you, you never get over it.

'''Catherine''': Not really, no.

'''Barb''': My sister and…[?] um, her husband…

'''Chris''': Yes, yeah, [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom]].

'''Barb''': …had to have surgery on this area.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that’s terrible. Oh, poor doggie.

'''Barb''': He has a growth that’s blocking the flow of whatever fluids, and as a result, it’s causing constant infection.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s awful.

'''Al''': Sounds awful.

'''Barb''': So, he’s gonna get operated on at the end of September.

'''Al''': In September?

'''Barb''': I, I wonder if it’s life-threatening, cause this area here…

'''Chris''': They didn’t mention that.

'''Barb''': …there’s a hole in the brain right there.

'''Catherine''': Well that’s…

'''Al''': A hole in the brain?

'''Barb''': There’s a hole that goes right in the brain. My oldest son, um…

'''Chris''': [[Cole]].

'''Barb''': …almost died from a sinus infection, in California…

'''Chris''': I didn’t hear this one.

'''Catherine''': Oh my goodness.

'''Barb''': …shortly after he went out there to college. He - he had a sinus infection.

'''Catherine''': That’s awful.

'''Barb''': And he couldn’t - couldn’t shake it.

'''Catherine''': I’m so sorry.

'''Barb''': He um - so he went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you’re just in time".

'''Catherine''': Well that’s good.

'''Barb''': For a few hours. He wouldn’t’ve made it a few hours... [?]

'''Catherine''': Wow. That was…let’s see…

'''Barb''': That’s when I really learned…

'''Catherine''': …when he first went to college, so he would, he would have been about eighteen, nineteen?

'''Barb''': Yeah, he was about nineteen.

'''Catherine''': I don’t, I have no idea how old he is now, so I don’t know how long ago that would have been.

'''Barb''': He’s, yeah he was born in ’63.

'''Catherine''': OK.

'''Barb''': And Christian was born in ’82.

'''Chris''': Uh, 40, 51.

'''Barb''': ’82. I bought mailbox numbers 63 and 82.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Al''': Oh!

'''Barb''': I had trouble, I had trouble remembering it and I started…

'''Al''': Well that’s a good trick.

'''Catherine''': Well that’s handy.

'''Chris''': Yeah, we like number games as well as word games.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s lovely.

'''Chris''': Yeah, hey, tell ‘em your anniversary date. Or wedding.

'''Barb''': 6-7-80.

'''Catherine''': 6-7-80, that’s easy to remember.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': My husband and I got married, we were married 31 years.

'''Catherine''': That’s a long while.

'''Barb''': And um, two months after we were married, he had triple bypasses, and the doctors told me that he would not have lived two more weeks.

'''Catherine''': Wow.

'''Barb''': If he hadn’t had…and if he hadn’t had married me he’d never’ve known.

'''Catherine''': Cause you made him go to the doctor.

'''Barb''': It was very suddenly. Because he was, uh, an engineer at GE and he did hard core negotiating to sell their products.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': To sell their products. So.

'''Catherine''': (to Snoopy) Oh, I'm not me. Do you want to smell me?

'''Barb''': It wasn’t easy…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Snoopy, calm down.

'''Catherine''' Alright, fair enough.

'''Chris''': Calm down, little boy, calm down. I think they’re probably easier if uh, if I was sitting down.

'''Al''': Yeah, I don’t know if we have much room here.

'''Chris''': It was…

'''Catherine''': We can’t stay too terribly long.

'''Al''': Yeah we’re gonna head out in a few minutes anyways, so…

====The fire and its consequences====

'''Barb''': The couch belongs to the dogs. They saved us from the fire.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, Christian said they woke you up.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they woke me up, then I woke her up.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I got, I burned both feet, because I didn’t have any shoes on.

'''Al''': You had to walk through the fire then?

'''Barb''': Well I had to extinguish it, try to put it out, and what happened was, uh…

'''Chris''': More over on... [?]

'''Barb''': The flecks from the... insulation... in the wall.

'''Al''': The flecks from the insul-, like, they were drop-, pieces of insulation were dropping down?

'''Barb''': Yes.

'''Al''': And they burnt you on the foot?

'''Barb''': I on the bottom, I stepped on them.

'''Chris''': Um, well OK, I didn’t hear that. I thought, I thought the worst damage to your feet was from you had to walk all over that wet grass cause it was raining that morning.

'''Barb''': Well I didn’t know that I had damaged my feet…

'''Chris''': Oh. [stress sigh]

'''Barb''': …until later.

'''Al''': So you saw the fire, you grabbed an extinguisher, you’re lucky you had one on hand.

'''Barb''': He grabbed an extinguisher, pulled the thing out, and handed it to me.

'''Chris''': I remember from training, you know, you pull the pin first.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': And then you handed it off to your mum.

'''Al''': Sounds like you were both pretty brave to fight the fire like that.

'''Barb''': We didn’t have any choice. I had to hold, I was able to hold it just long enough for him to get his head together, take the dogs and the cat, and uh, we got out.

'''Chris''': Actually our cat [[Chandler Cats#Lucy|Lucy]] came to us. She was upstairs.

'''Barb''': Was she?

'''Chris''': Yeah, you remember, she came downstairs and met us, and then she ran out of [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] with us.

'''Barb''': That’s right, she did.

'''Chris''': Yeah I put the leads on the dogs.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You’re all very lucky to have gotten out of that.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': I’m so sorry for your loss.

'''Barb''': That’s OK, it hasn’t been totally bad.

'''Al''': Things happen, life happens, you know?

'''Barb''': I think for a reason.

'''Al''': You just get through it, so.

'''Barb''': I think for a reason.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, we’ve learned a lot. [Laughs] Yeah, we did some hardcore negotiating, with uh, State Farm.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Excuse me just a moment.

'''Al''': Uh yeah, sorry. Yep, yep, get through there…

'''Catherine''': …in your way.

'''Al''': Hard core negotiating, what, they didn’t wanna pay out or somethin’, or…?

'''Barb''': They don’t…the adjustor is a woman, and she hates the ground I walk on. She dislikes me terribly, cause I’m too old and too smart. See I’m not the typical 72-year-old woman.

====Barb and Catie talk sewing====

'''Chris''': Yeah I’ll just remember it and I’ll save it.

'''Al''': Um…

'''Catherine''': He uses that for work. Pretty much.

'''Al''': Yeah, that’s mostly a work phone, I wouldn’t want people, but you can contact me through Catie.

'''Chris''': OK.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. It's- it's- we’re always in touch.

'''Chris''': OK, so you know I should contact him on the inquir- inquiry about the records.

'''Catherine''': Uh, you can al- you can always let me know and I’ll pass the message.

'''Barb''': I appreciate you driving her there.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': That was a good security move.

'''Al''': Well her phone, [Catherine: “Car.”] her car broke down, so there was hardly any choice, I was the only guy who could, so.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, so.

'''Al''': But yeah.

'''Barb''': Well, it was good security.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah everything…

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah, I mean, I didn’t, I didn’t know Christian or anything, I hadn’t met you all at all, and they were talkin’ pretty serious, like it seemed, so I thought I would get to know your family as well, cause if these two were gonna get hitched, it’s gonna be one family, so.

'''Barb''': You’re just as beautiful as he said.

'''Catherine''': Oh thank you. You’re very sweet.

'''Al''': Yeah, so.

'''Barb''': Yeah, you are. You are.

'''Catherine''': Thank you.

'''Barb''': I understand you sew a little bit?

'''Catherine''': A little bit, not very much. Um, basically just enough to put, like, a button on my shirt, or, or um, like, stitch up my pants.

'''Barb''': I have a trainload of [felt?].

'''Catherine''': Oh, I’m terribly sorry.

'''Chris''': Well, [drowned out]

'''Al''': Christian said you used to sew, or you sew occasionally…?

'''Barb''': I used to. I’m, I’m going to, after I get settled back in the house.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I’m gonna start designing and sewing.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Chris''': Yeah. I told, I told her about the A-skirts you put together.

'''Catherine''': Oh yeah, you can make an A-line skirt out of an old pair of jeans. You just cut um, you, you rip the side, the seams in the middle, and then you use the leg to cut it off about here, and you use the legs to make the panels.

'''Chris''': It's easy to do.

'''Catherine''': And it works very well. It’s very easy. It’s just you need a sewing machine to do it.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': But you could sew it by hand, but it takes ages.

'''Chris''': Hm. [Bizarrely inflected] She can sew more than a '''button'''.

'''Al''': Yeah. Alright.

'''Catherine''': Well, I mean…

'''Barb''': I taught my oldest son to sew, when he was growing up.

'''Catherine''': My roommate knits. My roommate is from Texas and he knits.

'''Barb''': Every, every boy needs to know how to sew and how to cook.

'''Catherine''': Exactly. Cause you’re not gonna have a woman all the time. Makes you self-sufficient.

'''Barb''': Hey, what if a woman can't cook for kids, so…

'''Catherine''': Exactly.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': [?]

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

====Barb's family heritage====

'''Barb''': In my family, I was the, I was number one as far as, there were eight children, five girls, and uh, um…

'''Al''': You were the eldest? You had to take care of the rest?

'''Barb''': I was five, number five of eight.

'''Al''': Ah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, so you were almost in the middle.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, I had a, I had a good spot.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': I had to fight both ways.

'''Catherine''': [Laughs]

'''Barb''': I had to change diapers both ways. [Laughs]

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Well I had two sisters and a brother younger than me. I have s- one [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|sister]] and [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|brother]] still with us, and it’s nice. I just talked to her last night.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Well I think I uh, told Catie about how Barbara Anne wanted to be an English teacher...? Enjoyed some English literature I think?

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, I enjoy literature.

'''Chris''': Yeah. She likes a lot of Shakespe'''ah'''.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I do like Shakespeare.

'''Chris''': She also enjoys The Tudors, uh, HBO program through Netflix, all about King Henry VIII.

'''Barb''': Oh, Henry VIII. [[Anne Boleyn]], his wife…

'''Catherine''': One of, yeah, one of six.

'''Barb''': Well, she couldn’t produce a boy.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': So he killed her.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': But he drummed up all these excuses that the maids helped him to put together.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. Well he was the king, he could say whatever he wanted about anybody, and they wouldn’t dare say no, it’s not right. So.

'''Barb''': Yeah. He was just a murderer.

'''Catherine''': Mm. A little bit.

'''Barb''': The first, the first Queen Elizabeth was her daughter.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': That was uh, the last of the Tudors.

'''Barb''': We’re blood kin to them. I suppose we got blood kin to every Wes-, blood Weston in the world.

'''Catherine''': That would be an interesting thing to research, like go through old records and things like that, and actually draw a line and be able to say, this is exactly where that went.

'''Chris''': I still don’t know the missing link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn.

'''Catherine''': Well Weston’s not exactly an uncommon name in Britain. I mean it’s not super-common, it’s not like Smith or anything, but there are a lot of people with that name.

'''Barb''': I suppose there are. There are.

'''Chris''': Oh, and I uh…

'''Barb''': You’ve done a lot of important things in the, 400...

'''Catherine''': 400 odd years, yeah, done a lot of things and made a lot of children.

'''Chris''': Oh yeah, in our thinking ahead, I did mention to her that uh, I promised you [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|our first daughter]] would have the middle name Weston.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': So to continue that tradition. And royalty.

'''Barb''': [?]

'''Catherine''': It does.

'''Barb''': So, you’re part Scottish?

'''Catherine''': Yeah, on my mother’s side. My mom’s Scottish and my dad’s Italian.

'''Barb''': Our biggest [?] combination.

'''Catherine''': It’s an interesting one.

'''Barb''': Yeah, it is.

====Time to go====

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOO.

'''Chris''': Ah, Snoopy, calm down.

'''Barb''': Calm down. [Laughs]

'''Chris''': Yeah. They’re visiting right now, but I’m thinking she’ll be good more often.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And y’all can get to know her, and I, they let me sit between them and hug them.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s nice.

'''Chris''': They’re so sweet like, they’re so sweet like that, in other ways.

'''Barb''': Yeah, they’re good dogs, they really are.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': They’re very, very protective.

'''Catherine''': Beagles usually are. They’re very, they like their families. They like to be very protective of their... Their pack.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well anyway, uh, I, I’m Catie’s ride, and I got some stuff to do, so…

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So probably should be heading out, yeah.

'''Catherine''': Nice meeting you.

'''Barb''': Nice meeting you too.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I look forward to seeing you again.

'''Catherine''': Certainly.

'''Al''': Yeah. And that, and this is like, we just went out to eat, and we just dropped in unannounced, and we don’t wanna, yeah we won’t take up too much, too much time. Good meeting you, Mrs. Chandler.

'''Chris''': Partially, partially, partially unannounced, because I had thought about bringing ''her'' over here anyway.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': At least to meet her, and, you know, watch Gigi, but we couldn’t do that, [Catherine sneezes.] cause um, cause your car’s in the shop. Oh bless you.

'''Catherine''': Excuse me. Thank you. I must, I must have caught cold on the plane.

'''Chris''': I hope not.

'''Catherine''': It happens to me every time I fly. You’ve got 200-odd people in one little little tiny plane for about an hour.

'''Barb''': Is it a long flight?

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I have to fly to Chicago, and then catch another flight, so.

'''Chris''': Well cool, I’ll…

'''Barb''': [something about Cole] ...I took him to San Francisco, California when he was about seven years old.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. That’s a long flight. I think that’s about, what is that, five hours?

'''Barb''': I don’t quite remember [?] [Laughs]

'''Catherine''': Yeah, but it’s a long flight.

'''Barb''': It was painful. It was painful.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. You get stuck in an airplane, you get all that air recycled. There’s somebody gets sick, it happens to me all the time.

'''Barb''': Yeah it does.

'''Catherine''': I’ll probably be fine in a few days.

'''Chris''': If not there’s always chicken noodle soup.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, definitely.

'''Chris''': They like chicken noodle soup. They’ve had some! [baby voice] Chicken noodle soup. Wasn’t that good, doggies? Yeah.

'''Barb''': Anything with chicken in it…. Well, we’ll let you go now.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Alright, thank you for, thank you for your hospitality.

'''Al''': Yep. Nice place. Nice place y'all got here, so.

'''Catherine''': [unintelligible] over there.

'''Chris''': OK, well hey, um, Catherine, before you go…

'''Catherine''': Yeah?

'''Chris''': I wanted to let you know: What am I doing in a place like this? Waiting for the most honest, true, and awesome woman to come around in my life.

'''Catherine''': Oh my god, you’re so sweet!

'''Chris''': I’ve had that, I’ve had, I had that in my head for the long time since I’ve…

'''Catherine''': I’ve got to sneeze again. Sorry. No I don't.

'''Chris''': [chuckles]

'''Catherine''': It went back into my forehead.

'''Al''': I hate it when it’s like you’re like 90% ready for sneezing and…

'''Chris''': I’m so glad this is working out very well.

'''Catherine''': Me too. Sorry, we’ve got to get going or I need to, I need to get my things back.

'''Al''': OK.

'''Chris''': OK.

'''Al''': Hey Chris, we’ll both be pretty busy, but you and Catie can talk over the internet and we’ll see if we can work something out.

'''Catherine''': You’ve got my number now, we can text all you like.

'''Chris''': You know where to phone me, yes?

'''Al''': Yeah, we’ll see if we can work something out over the next couple weeks.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Maybe meet up again.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Hopefully, uh, Catie, you know where we are, you can come over yourself if you feel like it.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, well I would let you know, obviously. I wouldn’t just turn up, that would be so rude.

'''Al''': Yeah, OK. Yeah, anyway, yeah, we wouldn’t want to interrupt nothin’. Nothin’ like that.

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s understandable.

'''Al''': Yeah. OK, well it was nice meet- [audio cuts off]

==External Links==
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16op1Mxtq7rDMXQfI4rEgsmJNSthJHYxH?usp=sharing Download the audio here.]

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Evan

2022-12-07T17:00:40Z

Gray Deign:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Detailsonichurule34.png|thumb|200px|right|One of Evan's first pieces of Sonichu art.]]

'''Evan Christopher George''' is a [[troll]] and the original creator of [[Simonchu]].

Rewind to [[2007]]: ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' was found on the Cartoons image board at [[4chan]]. It soon made its way over to the Video Games board. On 3 November, a "fanart" (read: dickgirls) thread for Sonichu was made at /v/ and someone suggested that someone there should do the honors of sending him the e-mails. Thinking it to be a good idea at the time, Evan collected the best images from the thread and a pornographic MS Paint comic he drew (pornographic MS Paint comics being his disgusting yet hilarious specialty to this very day) and sent it to [[Chris]]'s AOL e-mail account.

[[Masturbating and squirtin'|The reply]] he got shocked a nation.

The line "[[masturbating and squirtin']]" was the first sign of Chris's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris and Sonichu made for his response (an image ripped out of Sub-Episode 3<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 3, Page 6.jpg]]</ref>), with the words "We're Keeping Track." The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the fanart he had been sending. Eventually Chris threatened to create Evan in ''[[Soul Calibur]] III'' and beat him up, much like he had [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and Evan sent him a drawing of himself just so he could create such a video. However, he never replied and largely forgot these e-mails even happened.

==After the e-mails==
After the emails, Evan remained a part of the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up fan art in MS Paint of the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' car from the preview of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], the image was actually used in the comic when it was officially released. Evan was oddly credited by his Encyclopedia Dramatica account name, implying that Chris got the image from ED. However, if he had any sense, he would've realized the same account was used to post those HATEFUL and SLANDEROUS e-mails that ruined his life.

[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|150px|right|The awful fancharacter that eventually became [[Simonla|worse]].]]

Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris still blames [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to this day.

{{anchor|Simonchu}}Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a fan character into Sonichu, creating "Simonchu" due to his at-the-time addiction to ''Gurren Lagann''. This totally backfired on him as Chris turned it into [[mass debating|mass debate]] material, making Simonchu into the character [[Simonla Rosechu]].

==Effort to remove Simonla from ''Sonichu''==
For some time, Evan attempted to have [[Simonla Rosechu]] removed from the comics, stating anger at Simonla being given a [[china]] (which is sort of ironic considering that he gave [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]], but Chris isn't clever enough to make that point). Christian decided he would include Simonchu in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] after reading these e-mails, which would have lead to TWO shitty recolors running around instead of one less as intended--if Chris had actually included Simonchu.

[[Image:GDChandler.png|thumb|left|Another image from the ''Simonchu'' comics.]]

In a Mailbag Chris mentioned to a fan that Evan allowed him to edit Simonchu into Simonla.<ref>[[Mailbag 21]]</ref> Soon after, Evan sent an e-mail to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], calling BS on that claim, only to be ignored.<ref>[[Mailbag 22]]</ref> Evan sent a second e-mail, demanding that, as his character, Simonla be killed off on-screen. Evan got a response, blankly informing him that Simonla was essentially Chris's character now, since he decided she would date [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>

Evan persisted in his actions to remove Simonla from the comic, his e-mails to the Mailbag either being answered bluntly or being entirely ignored. Chris insisted on what he called "The Brother/Sister Plan", stating he would put Simonchu into the comics as Simonla's brother. However, Evan protested this, not wanting TWO bastardizations of his character running around. The situation culminated in [[Mailbag 43#...Well,_this_is_disturbing!|an e-mail originally sent to enlighten Chris on the use of IP addresses]]. As a sidenote, Evan asked Chris to remove Simonla once more; Chris promptly retorted with a long-winded and completely bizarre statement:

{{quote|YOUR Simonchu came to [[Cwcville]] while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True Wild Sonichu was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as "Ecgville"...

...Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life. I am the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea Great Director Chandler]!|Chris, [[Chris and reality|completely losing his grip on reality.]]}}

Ironically, earlier that day Chris uploaded an image to [[CWCipedia]] encouraging support for aid to the 2010 Haiti earthquake disaster, depicting Simonchu and Simonla working together to build a table. The construction of this table was so monumental that the two placed a plaque in front of it stating [[Chris and reality|"Rebuilt by the Brother/Sister Team of Simonla and Simonchu"]].

Unwilling to let him continue to use Simonchu as well as his "sister", Evan sent [[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly|Chris another email]], warning him that it would be his last chance to remove both characters from the Haiti image and the comics. Chris states that, despite all her relatively obvious similarities to Simonchu, that Simonla is a "SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER", and that Evan should stop [[stress|stressing out]] about it. Chris also claims that, although the character is based on Simonchu, the fact that he ''could'' have come up with her on his own basically amounts to her being an original character. Later, Chris would attempt to call a "retraction" and erase all evidence of Simonla ever being inspired by Simonchu, hoping that this would provide an easy escape to the problem. Of course, it didn't.

On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], Chris revealed that he was finally doing away with Simonla and removing her entry from the CWCipedia. However, this didn't please Evan, especially when Chris said he'd do it "later". In response, his lawyers had the CWCipedia slapped with a cease and desist notice to fully remove the character, forcing the Sysop to close the CWCipedia to edits. This resulted in Evan [[9 February 2010|destroying the undestroyable]].

On 14 [[February 2010]], Evan released two pages from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] which he had received from Chris. The first page is essentially a written form of his apology videos to Alec and Evan, whilst the second page involves Simonla finally being killed, by way of an exploding toilet. While this conformed to Alec's wishes, Chris as usual refuses to admit total defeat, and implies Wild is out for "revenge."

==''Simonchu'' comic==
Evan used to work on ''Simonchu'', a comic series describing the adventures of Simonchu as Evan intended. It was hosted on the [[Asperpedia]], due to Evan entrusting the rights of Simonchu to Alec Benson Leary. Whether Chris's mysterious G.D.C. powers have taken their effect on Evan's free will remains to be seen.

After Chris finally killed off Simonla, Evan put the ''Simonchu'' comic on hold. Evan's stance on the possibility of more ''Simonchu'' comics is so far unknown.

==In the comics==
Evan appeared in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]: attempting to drop something on Simonla to kill her, he's stopped by [[Magi-Chan]] before he can. However, [[Alec Benson Leary]] ends up doing so, planting an exploding [[Pokémon#Voltorb|Voltorb]] in the toilet and killing Simonla. Evan is imprisoned along with Alec, [[Sean]] and [[Mao]] (Sean and Mao having done nothing to them) and given a biased show trial that predictably gets them sentenced to death. Evan is tortured to death (having his hands and feet amputated and his [[duck]] mutilated) by Wild and his new child, [[Sandy Rosechu]]. And since Evan is, according the rules of the CWC-verse, Sandy's grandfather, a whole new layer of disturbing is added to the whole thing.

In [[Book10Replacement|the revised ending]], Evan is instead exiled to the Amish community, where, without Internet access, he can no longer troll.

In May 2014, Chris revealed that his retcon was for the [[Asperpedia Four]] to have failed in the attempt to murder [[Simonla]], and to have been incarcerated at an off-shore CWCville maximum-security prison facility.<ref>[[Simonla#Resurrection]]</ref> Being as this essentially violates the tenets of Chris's original agreement with Evan, for several years it remained to be seen whether or not the reclusive creator of Simonchu would emerge from the darkness to reap vengeance once more. After Simonla's revival in [[Sonichu 11]], the answer became a firm and decisive "No." Evan was most likely momentarily amused and then immediately stopped caring, since the joke was long over by that point. Plus, the good gesture of Chris retconning his death in the comic probably satisfied him enough to stop caring.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Evan responds to his death.png|Evan calls Chris out on death by genital mutilation.
File:Evan responds to his death2.png|More explanation why kids drill dicks
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

{{trolls}}
{{people}}
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

Evan

2022-12-07T16:59:44Z

Gray Deign: reference fix

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Detailsonichurule34.png|thumb|200px|right|One of Evan's first pieces of Sonichu art.]]

'''Evan Christopher George''' is a [[troll]] and the original creator of [[Simonchu]].

Rewind to [[2007]]: ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' was found on the Cartoons image board at [[4chan]]. It soon made its way over to the Video Games board. On 3 November, a "fanart" (read: dickgirls) thread for Sonichu was made at /v/ and someone suggested that someone there should do the honors of sending him the e-mails. Thinking it to be a good idea at the time, Evan collected the best images from the thread and a pornographic MS Paint comic he drew (pornographic MS Paint comics being his disgusting yet hilarious specialty to this very day) and sent it to [[Chris]]'s AOL e-mail account.

[[Masturbating and squirtin'|The reply]] he got shocked a nation.

The line "[[masturbating and squirtin']]" was the first sign of Chris's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris and Sonichu made for his response (an image ripped out of Sub-Episode 3<ref>[[:File:Sonichu_-_Sub-Episode_3,_Page_6.jpg]]</ref>), with the words "We're Keeping Track." The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the fanart he had been sending. Eventually Chris threatened to create Evan in ''[[Soul Calibur]] III'' and beat him up, much like he had [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and Evan sent him a drawing of himself just so he could create such a video. However, he never replied and largely forgot these e-mails even happened.

==After the e-mails==
After the emails, Evan remained a part of the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up fan art in MS Paint of the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' car from the preview of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], the image was actually used in the comic when it was officially released. Evan was oddly credited by his Encyclopedia Dramatica account name, implying that Chris got the image from ED. However, if he had any sense, he would've realized the same account was used to post those HATEFUL and SLANDEROUS e-mails that ruined his life.

[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|150px|right|The awful fancharacter that eventually became [[Simonla|worse]].]]

Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris still blames [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to this day.

{{anchor|Simonchu}}Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a fan character into Sonichu, creating "Simonchu" due to his at-the-time addiction to ''Gurren Lagann''. This totally backfired on him as Chris turned it into [[mass debating|mass debate]] material, making Simonchu into the character [[Simonla Rosechu]].

==Effort to remove Simonla from ''Sonichu''==
For some time, Evan attempted to have [[Simonla Rosechu]] removed from the comics, stating anger at Simonla being given a [[china]] (which is sort of ironic considering that he gave [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]], but Chris isn't clever enough to make that point). Christian decided he would include Simonchu in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] after reading these e-mails, which would have lead to TWO shitty recolors running around instead of one less as intended--if Chris had actually included Simonchu.

[[Image:GDChandler.png|thumb|left|Another image from the ''Simonchu'' comics.]]

In a Mailbag Chris mentioned to a fan that Evan allowed him to edit Simonchu into Simonla.<ref>[[Mailbag 21]]</ref> Soon after, Evan sent an e-mail to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], calling BS on that claim, only to be ignored.<ref>[[Mailbag 22]]</ref> Evan sent a second e-mail, demanding that, as his character, Simonla be killed off on-screen. Evan got a response, blankly informing him that Simonla was essentially Chris's character now, since he decided she would date [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>

Evan persisted in his actions to remove Simonla from the comic, his e-mails to the Mailbag either being answered bluntly or being entirely ignored. Chris insisted on what he called "The Brother/Sister Plan", stating he would put Simonchu into the comics as Simonla's brother. However, Evan protested this, not wanting TWO bastardizations of his character running around. The situation culminated in [[Mailbag 43#...Well,_this_is_disturbing!|an e-mail originally sent to enlighten Chris on the use of IP addresses]]. As a sidenote, Evan asked Chris to remove Simonla once more; Chris promptly retorted with a long-winded and completely bizarre statement:

{{quote|YOUR Simonchu came to [[Cwcville]] while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True Wild Sonichu was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as "Ecgville"...

...Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life. I am the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea Great Director Chandler]!|Chris, [[Chris and reality|completely losing his grip on reality.]]}}

Ironically, earlier that day Chris uploaded an image to [[CWCipedia]] encouraging support for aid to the 2010 Haiti earthquake disaster, depicting Simonchu and Simonla working together to build a table. The construction of this table was so monumental that the two placed a plaque in front of it stating [[Chris and reality|"Rebuilt by the Brother/Sister Team of Simonla and Simonchu"]].

Unwilling to let him continue to use Simonchu as well as his "sister", Evan sent [[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly|Chris another email]], warning him that it would be his last chance to remove both characters from the Haiti image and the comics. Chris states that, despite all her relatively obvious similarities to Simonchu, that Simonla is a "SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER", and that Evan should stop [[stress|stressing out]] about it. Chris also claims that, although the character is based on Simonchu, the fact that he ''could'' have come up with her on his own basically amounts to her being an original character. Later, Chris would attempt to call a "retraction" and erase all evidence of Simonla ever being inspired by Simonchu, hoping that this would provide an easy escape to the problem. Of course, it didn't.

On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], Chris revealed that he was finally doing away with Simonla and removing her entry from the CWCipedia. However, this didn't please Evan, especially when Chris said he'd do it "later". In response, his lawyers had the CWCipedia slapped with a cease and desist notice to fully remove the character, forcing the Sysop to close the CWCipedia to edits. This resulted in Evan [[9 February 2010|destroying the undestroyable]].

On 14 [[February 2010]], Evan released two pages from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] which he had received from Chris. The first page is essentially a written form of his apology videos to Alec and Evan, whilst the second page involves Simonla finally being killed, by way of an exploding toilet. While this conformed to Alec's wishes, Chris as usual refuses to admit total defeat, and implies Wild is out for "revenge."

==''Simonchu'' comic==
Evan used to work on ''Simonchu'', a comic series describing the adventures of Simonchu as Evan intended. It was hosted on the [[Asperpedia]], due to Evan entrusting the rights of Simonchu to Alec Benson Leary. Whether Chris's mysterious G.D.C. powers have taken their effect on Evan's free will remains to be seen.

After Chris finally killed off Simonla, Evan put the ''Simonchu'' comic on hold. Evan's stance on the possibility of more ''Simonchu'' comics is so far unknown.

==In the comics==
Evan appeared in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]: attempting to drop something on Simonla to kill her, he's stopped by [[Magi-Chan]] before he can. However, [[Alec Benson Leary]] ends up doing so, planting an exploding [[Pokémon#Voltorb|Voltorb]] in the toilet and killing Simonla. Evan is imprisoned along with Alec, [[Sean]] and [[Mao]] (Sean and Mao having done nothing to them) and given a biased show trial that predictably gets them sentenced to death. Evan is tortured to death (having his hands and feet amputated and his [[duck]] mutilated) by Wild and his new child, [[Sandy Rosechu]]. And since Evan is, according the rules of the CWC-verse, Sandy's grandfather, a whole new layer of disturbing is added to the whole thing.

In [[Book10Replacement|the revised ending]], Evan is instead exiled to the Amish community, where, without Internet access, he can no longer troll.

In May 2014, Chris revealed that his retcon was for the [[Asperpedia Four]] to have failed in the attempt to murder [[Simonla]], and to have been incarcerated at an off-shore CWCville maximum-security prison facility.<ref>[[Simonla#Resurrection]]</ref> Being as this essentially violates the tenets of Chris's original agreement with Evan, for several years it remained to be seen whether or not the reclusive creator of Simonchu would emerge from the darkness to reap vengeance once more. After Simonla's revival in [[Sonichu 11]], the answer became a firm and decisive "No." Evan was most likely momentarily amused and then immediately stopped caring, since the joke was long over by that point. Plus, the good gesture of Chris retconning his death in the comic probably satisfied him enough to stop caring.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Evan responds to his death.png|Evan calls Chris out on death by genital mutilation.
File:Evan responds to his death2.png|More explanation why kids drill dicks
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

{{trolls}}
{{people}}
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

Super/Mega Forms (TSSSF Pack)

2022-12-05T15:30:36Z

Gray Deign: replacing dead link with archive

==Pack images==
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File:TSSSFpack5.jpeg|
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==Description==

When just being yourself is not enough for the battles against your foes on the Shipping Grid to save the innocent beings from being abused isn't enough, it is about time to Mega Evolve for Battle!

Witness the Awesome Power of the Sonichus and Rosechus with either their Mega Stones, or the seven Chaos Emeralds, with the rarest Powers able on the grid. Time to take down a bunch of bad guys and save everyone from the infamous type of shipping there ever is, with the Seriously Evil Kind.

Note: there is a set of new rules for the use of these specific type of cards; please, consult the additional Rule Card, enclosed with the others in this pack, and add it to the other Rule Cards in the Deck. Zap It Up!

TSSSF Sonichu Deck is required for playing the game with all of the cards in this pack. This pack contains 19 cards

'''Cost:'''
$30.00<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191123145711/https://www.cwcvilleshopping.com/product/tsssf-sonichu-rosechu-super-mega-forms-expansion-pack-presale/6?cp=true&sa=true&sbp=false&q=false CWCville Shopping listing archive</ref>

==Cards==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Card
! Name
! Type
! Icon
! Effect
! Description
! Date published
|-
| [[File:ChaosEmeraldsCard.jpg|150px]]
| Chaos Emeralds
| Ship
| Heart
| If this card is attached to a Pony card with a matching super form (Mega or Chaos keyword) in your hand or discard pile at any time, you may discard the attached Pony card and replace it with its matching super form.
| "The seven servers are the chaos. Chaos is power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos." -Tikal Let the Chaos Emeralds be charged by the kindness and love in our hearts and souls, and bring everyone together in allyship towards the common goal of defending the Earths from our greatest threat from another galaxy.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Collosal Christine Chan Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Christine Chan Sonichu]]
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| When Christine Chan Sonichu would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Healing Zaps (Special): All non-Villain Pony cards gain the Hero keyword until when they're discarded. This power cannot be copied.
| When Christine Chan Sonichu Mega Evolves, she gains a massive increase in power to overpower her foes and enemies. She also can heal many a wounded and suffering in one felt swoop before reverting back to normal.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
|[[File:Dimensionally running nightstar sonichu-min.jpg|150px]]
| Dimensionally-Running Nightstar Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| Breaking The Iron Curtains (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.
| Between her Sonichu, Unicorn and Psychic abilities, Nightstar can run through any Dimensional Barrier into the neighboring dimensions and timelines at conscious focus.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:MegaAngelicaCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Angelica Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| When Angelica would be discarded from the gird, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. [[Chris and religion|Holy Messiah]] (Special): Until the end of the turn, All other Pony cards on the grid, including new incoming Pony cards, become [pegasus symbol]. This power cannot be copied.
| When Angelica Rosechu Mega Evolves, she becomes uber enlightened and gains the Psychic typing; everyone around her looks upon her in awe, like the highest level deity has emerged from the Cosmos to bless them all this very day with recovered health and divine interventions. She Really Glows.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192></ref>
|-
| [[File:MegaBubblesCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Bubbles Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| When Bubbles would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Hydro Waves (Special): Until the end of the turn, All other Pony cards on the grid, including new incoming Pony cards, become Ω. This power cannot be copied.
| When Bubbles Rosechu Mega Evolves, her quills transform into total water, so she has a hair of flowing water, solid and transparent. Her water pressure power can go up to the strongest water pressures possible upon her foes.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192></ref>
|-
| [[File:MegaMagiChanCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Magi-Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| When Magi-Chan would be discarded, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Premonition Insight (Special): For the rest of the game, play with 6 Goal cards face up. This power cannot be copied.
| When Magi-Chan Sonichu Mega Evolves, it is like a divine intervention moment for eveyone in the area. His psychic powers get a massive boost, even a bit more powerful than Mega Mewtwo Y's psychic power. He brings instant insight and wisdoms to everyone with good intentions in their hearts that lasts as long as he is Mega Evolved.
| 17 November 2019
|-
|[[File:Mega nightstar sonichu-min.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Nightstar Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Wing with Unicorn Horn
| When [[Nightstar]] would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Zap Heart Fusion (Special): Draw the top half number of cards from the Pony and Ship discard piles. This power cannot be copied.
| When Nightstar Mega evolves, her psychic powers and unicorn magic get even more overpowered. She can open multiple portals to many dimensions and send her foes flying and packing. She is also able to speed up her own body soo fast that to her, everyone and everything else around her is on pause and stopped. To them, it's a eye blink.
| 11 July 2022
|-
| [[File:MegaPunchyCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Punchy Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| When Angelica [sic] would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. [[Tard rage|All-Out Pummeling]] (Special): Discard up to 10 Pony cards with the Villain and/or Changeling keywords from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied, and cannot be activated when swapped.
| When Punchy Sonichu Mega Evolves, he channels the auras of the other past and present combat warriors and fighters in all existance. In this form, he can even rival [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] in his highest level Super saiyan forms.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192></ref>
|-
| [[File:RoseyLionessCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Rosey Rosechu (The Lioness)
| Pony
| Female, Unicorn
| When Rosey, with the Prime keyword would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Hear Me Roar!!! (Special): You may swap this card on the grid, and then discard up to five Pony cards from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When a Rosechu Mega Evolves, it becomes a Lioness type. Ferocious and even more agile, it can even shred massive stones and steel beams into shards with their electrified claws. To keep their clothes from getting ripped apart in the Mega Evolution, they must be removed before Evolving.
| 17 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Mega Simonla Rosechu.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Simonla Rosechu
| Pony
| Female, Earth Pony
| When Simonla would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Earthquake (Special): Discard up to three Ship cards from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Simonla Rosechu Mega Evolves, she gains massiver physical strength and defensive endurance, also her quills are [[Knife|seriously sharp]] to the touch. In this form, she can dig tunnels at almost light-speed, even through stone and mountains.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Mega Sylvana Rosechu.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Sylvana Rosechu
| Pony
| [[Transgender|Male or Female]], Alicorn
| When Sylvana would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Psychic Transformations (Special): You may select a Sonichu or Rosechu from the Pony discard pile and replace a Villain on the shipping grid with it. This power cannot be copied.
| [Archivist's Note: Yes, Chris forgot to change the flavor text from the Mega Simonal card] When Simonla Rosechu Mega Evolves, she gains massive physical strength and defensive endurance, also her quills are seriously sharp to the touch. In this form, she can dig tunnels at almost light-speed, even through mountains.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:MegaWildCard.jpg|150px]]
| Mega Wild Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Pegasus
| When Wild would be discarded from the grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Vines of Razor Leaves (Special): You may take up to five Pony cards from the discard pile and replace that number of Pony cards on the grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Wild Sonichu Mega Evolves, his tail becomes as long as he is tall, and he can bounce off of, and glide in the high skies with his tail. In this time of flight, he can snipe and take out his foes with faster-than-light flying durable and sharpest of leaves and vine thorns.
| 14 November 2019<ref name=14nov192>[[November 2019 social media posts#Introducing the Chaotic Combos' Mega Evolution]]</ref>
|-
| [[File:Rosechite.jpg|150px]]
| Rosechite
| Ship
| Heart
| If this card is attached to a Rosechu, and their matching super form (Mega or Chaos keyword) is in your hand or discard pile at any time, you may discard the attached Rosechu and replace it wtih its matching super form.
| All Sonichites and Rosechites have been created from the shattered Crystal S-Chu Balls, each containing a bit of energy from the Chaotic Rainbow and the Chaos Emeralds. Rosechites make a Rosechu Evolve into its Mega Form (although the form varies if it is a Rosechite of a Special Rosechu). These Mega Evolved forms are less powerful than direct use of the seven Chaos Emeralds.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:SilverBlakeCard.jpg|150px]]
| Silver Blake Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Unicorn
| When Blake would be discarded, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Spacial Bolts (Special): You may discard up to three Villains from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Blake Sonichu Mega Evolves, His powers become more aggressive. In his battles, he still maintains his focus and mind. He is able into insta-teleport and appear behind his foes to take them out in a single sweep. He can also divide his electric energy so a single thunderbolt can strike in a hundred or so locations upon his foes.
| 17 November 2019
|-
| [[File:Sonichite.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichite
| Ship
| Heart
| If this card is attached to a Sonichu, and their matching super form (Mega or Chaos keyword) is in your hand or discard pile at any time, you may discard the attached Sonichu and replace it wtih its matching super form.
| All Sonichites and Rosechites have been created from the shattered Crystal S-Chu Balls, each containing a bit of energy from the Chaotic Rainbow and the Chaos Emeralds. Sonichites make a Sonichu Evolve into its Mega Form (although the form varies if it is a Sonichites of a Special Sonichu ). These Mega Evolved forms are less powerful than direct use of the seven Chaos Emeralds.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[Image:Ogsonichucard.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Earth Pony
| Extremespeed (Special): You may draw 3 cards from the Ship or Pony deck or a combination between the two.
| "I like yellow. It's vibrant, bright, and even flashy in the dark Even my fur is yellow. But blue is calming; I look up at the clear, blue sky on a good day, I feel free. Like I'll be able to do awesome things. Even make a dark sky blue again with a break in the lightning." -Sonichu" Book #15
| 23 November 2019
|-
| [[File:SuperChrisChanSonichuCard.jpg|150px]]
| Super Chris Chan Sonichu
| Pony
| Female, Alicorn
| When Chris Chan Sonichu would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in her place. Overpowered Electricity (Special): Discard all Pony card with the Villain keyword from the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Chris Chan Soncihu uses the power of the Chaos Emeralds, regardless of present form, she becomes Super Chris Chan Sonichu; same abilities and powers as Ultra Sonichu, on top of her other abilities and powers.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:Superpowered Counterparts.jpg|150px]]
| Superpowered Counterparts
| Goal
| Check Mark
| Win this Goal when: A Pony card with the Mega or Chaos keyword is shipped with their original form, listed in their card detail.
| Wow! This is rather awkward. How can my Super Form be co-existing with me right here, right now?!!! Maybe this is me from another dimension or timeline who powered up while being here. I wonder if I should power-up too.
| 17 December 2019 (leaked)
|-
| [[File:UltraSonichuCard.jpg|150px]]
| Ultra Sonichu
| Pony
| Male, Alicorn
| When Sonichu, with the Prime keyword would be discarded from the shipping grid, play this card from your hand or discard pile in his place. Chaos Control! (Special): Swap up to all of the other Pony cards on the shipping grid. This power cannot be copied.
| When Sonichu (Prime) is exposed to the power of he seven Chaos Emeralds, he becomes Ultra Sonichu. To the touch of his aura and fur, insanely powered-up, his foes and adversaries get an insta-kill, unless we're talking a [[Obese|Really large]] foe, or one that is also over-powered, then it will take a few hits from him.
| 17 November 2019
|-
|}

{{References}}
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[[Category:TSSSF Packs]]

Chris and contests

2022-12-05T15:23:58Z

Gray Deign:

Ever since the early [[1990s]], Chris has entered a number of '''contests'''. Chris places great weight on his success and failure with regard to promotional contests. He becomes elated and sees victory as an indication of his own greatness when he wins, yet he becomes enraged and lashes out at the winners when he loses.

==Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes==
{{Main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}
The Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes was a contest held in [[1993]] to promote the syndicated ''[[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Adventures of]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.

The contest's grand prize — a $1,000 [[wikipedia:KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys]] shopping spree — was awarded to two lucky winners, one of whom happened to be [[Chris]]. This is one of the defining moments of young Chris's life, being the first of many contests Chris has entered over the years.

==Pokémon Books-A-Million Contest==
On 29 April 2000, a Pokémon-themed costume contest was held at [[Books-A-Million]]. Chris, who used to come regularly to the store wearing an Ash Ketchum costume, won the first prize, "a cool T-shirt".<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>

==Harvey Birdman Commercial==
{{Main|Harvey Birdman Commercial}}

In February 2005, Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set. Chris did not win the contest or even place in the top five. This inspired him to post a complaint on the [[Adult Swim]] forums.

=="What would you do for a PS3?" contest==
{{Main|Pixelated PS3}}

In November 2006, Chris entered [[Adult Swim]]'s "What would you do for a PS3?" contest. In his entry video, Chris says he'd throw away the cure for [[autism]] if he had it, he would trade in his PS2, and would make a PS3 out of [[Pixelblocks]], and shows off his Pixelated PS3. Needless to say, Chris did not win the PS3.

==PaRappa the Rapper Contest==
{{Main|PaRappa the Rapper Contest}}

In June 2007, Chris entered the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, which required contestants to film themselves performing an a capella version of either Chop Chop Master Onion's rap, Instructor Mooselini's rap, or Cheap Cheap the Cooking Chicken's rap. The grand prize winner of the contest would receive two [[PSP]]s and an all-expenses-paid trip to Seattle for the 2007 Penny Arcade Expo. Chris hoped that he would win, so that he could bestow one of the PSPs to his beloved [[Megan]] and invite her to accompany him on the trip, thereby creating an opportunity for her to give in to her obvious passion for him.

Chris's video made it into the top 10, from which the winner was to be selected from a vote by PlayStation Underground members in July 2007. Despite a campaign on the part of Chris, the competition was won by [[Adam Stackhouse]], whom Chris bears a grudge against, as he felt Adam broke the rules<ref>[[PSN Blogs#31 July 2007 12:59 — Last Day to VOTE, Rappers!|PSN blog, 31 July 2007]]</ref> by having music and multiple people in his entry. Chris loathed the 2nd and 3rd place winners for having music as well. In actuality, the beatboxing in Adam's video counts as ''a cappella''. Furthermore, another top 10 finalist claimed that he had removed his own music to avoid breaking the rules, but [[Sony]] said it was fine.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWwfRqMZ6QE Momo :: Chop Chop Master Onion Showdown (w/music)] video on [[YouTube]]</ref>

Relentless vote stuffing did earn Chris a reward, however. The rules state that finalists would, "...get their Submissions published on PlayStation.com, and will receive a copy of the game PaRappa the Rapper for the PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system and some PaRappa branded premium items such as a PSP skin, PSP charm, and a PaRappa signature beanie (ARV $60)."

==Radio station contests==
Chris created [[Li'l Chris]] at the "Create-a-Critter Workshop" after winning a gift certificate from a radio station sometime in his early 20s.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>

In May 2010, Chris won four tickets to an EXTREME ACTION SPORTS show from a radio call-in contest. As he could not find anyone else to go with him, even after he called the members of his Church's Young Adult Social Group, he was forced to scalp the tickets in front of the stadium and then sit alone in the bleachers beside a "lovey-dovey couple". This event prompted the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.

==GameStop contests==
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|right|This image was apparently worth $400.]]
{{Main|GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes}}

Chris entered the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes in October 2008. The competition required entrants to send in a photograph of themselves in a "guitar hero pose" for the chance to win a $400 GameStop gift certificate.

Several [[trolls]] caught sight of Chris's entry and, mistakenly believing that the person with the most votes would star in the ''Guitar Hero'' game, encouraged people to vote for Chris. Due to this, Chris went on to win the competition.

In August 2010, Chris won another GameStop gift card, this time for $50, through participation in a blood drive.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref>

==''Jackass 3D'' Contest==
{{Main|Cwcsicle}}

In February 2010, Chris entered a contest for the movie ''Jackass 3D'', in which the person who submitted the best prank would get to appear in the film. Needless to say, Chris did not win, as he violated the rules by sticking his [[pickle]] in the snow for 15 minutes. ''Jackass''-style pranks were forbidden in this contest; entrants were supposed to send in plans or sketches.<ref>http://jackass-3d-contest.wonderhowto.com/blog/jackass-3d-prank-contest-0118504/</ref>

==Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest==
[[Image:Mikmmp.jpg|thumb|[[Patti]] has been betrayed.]]
On August 1, 2012, trolls discovered the existence of [[Clover and Snoopy]]. Chris decided to take pictures of them and post his photos on the internet in an attempt to gain votes for a contest. In the description, he writes, "Snoopy has a [[Random-access humor|hat on his tush]], and Clover is looking at the camera." The beagles were given positive comments and one person even asked for the dog breeder so they could have one.<ref>http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?p=A&c=64810&s=22437342&i=1&sort=DESCENDING#SD</ref> However, Chris did not win the contest. {{clear}}

==Skylanders Creator Contest==
On 17 [[November 2016]], Chris entered a [[Twitter#Skylanders contest|Skylanders contest]].

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The prize is a 3D print of a custom figure.<ref>http://skylanderscharacterlist.com/skylanders-imaginators-creator-contest-win-a-3d-printed-figure/</ref> Chris would use it to 3D print his own [[Chris and his Ego#Fixation on self-image|Christine Chandler avatar]].

{{quotebox|There will be a grand total of 100 winners (20 winners for each entry period).

Each winner will receive one (1) code redeemable for a 3D printed model of the created character included in the Entry.}}

Unfortunately for him, he failed to follow the guidelines set by the contest.

According to the [https://www.skylanders.com/content/dam/atvi/skylanders/imaginators/sweeps/SkylandersCreatorContest-OfficialRules.pdf rules], the entries will be judged on:

{{quotebox|
*30% diversity of parts comprising character
*30% uniqueness
*40% creativity of accompanying catchphrase}}

Chris neglected to post a catchphrase with his character.

He did not even enter the right category. The [https://twitter.com/SkylandersGame/status/798257445696991232 twitter page] where he submitted stated that the week's entries were for Magic-type characters, however, he entered a Light-type (missing the contest for that type by several days). From the contest page<ref>http://skylanderscharacterlist.com/skylanders-imaginators-creator-contest-win-a-3d-printed-figure/</ref>:

{{quotebox|
Entry Period 1: October 24, 2016 10 AM to October 30, 11:59 PM – Water
Entry Period 2: October 31, 2016 12:00 AM to November 6, 2016 11:59 PM – Undead
Entry Period 3: November 7, 2016 12:00 AM to November 13, 2016 11:59 PM – Light
Entry Period 4: November 14, 2016 12:00 AM to November 20, 2016 11:59 PM
Entry Period 5: November 21, 2016 12:00 AM to November 27, 2016 11:59 PM}}

He tried again a few days later, minutes before the contest deadline, providing a catchphrase and entering under the right category.

==Best of C-ville 2017==
A yearly poll conducted by C-VILLE Weekly, a Charlottesville, VA publication. The poll for 2017 was conducted in two stages – one where people could submit their own entries to the poll and a second where finalists would be chosen by staff for another round of public voting.

In May 2017, Chris was added to the poll under the "Best Local Minor Celebrity" category. He took to Facebook to announce it and asked his fans to vote for him.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#In the running for Best Local Minor Celebrity]]</ref>

Once it was discovered that anyone viewing the poll could add entries and that people could vote multiple times by clearing cookies or opening a private browser session, shenanigans ensued, with joke entries based on Chris getting stuffed into the poll.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-5-11-chris-in-the-running-for-best-local-minor-celebrity-6-3-chris-lost-mad-at-trolls.1401/#post-28910</ref> Chris took the lead for a time.

However, the joke entries quickly grew out of control. Chris tried to run damage control,<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#Clarification]]</ref> saying to "not add my name, or any other similar versions of, under Any Other Category; I am Not a Place or Event, and I have not been on television, recently."

Ultimately, the C-VILLE Weekly staff took notice and deleted the Chris references from the poll. Annoyed, Chris complained on Facebook, posting, "I did not make the finals. Thanks a lump for over-voting me out, you Trolling Stupids."<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Lost the C-ville Best Of poll, mad at trolls]]</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and brand loyalty]]

==References==
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{{Chris and}}

Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing

2022-12-05T00:17:10Z

Gray Deign: replacing dead link with archive

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|200px|"First ever straight-from-the-creator and artist full-colored Original Sonichu and Rosechu hand-drawn and colored artwork available for sale. The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during the listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingFramed.JPG|thumb|200px|"Rising Interests, AND Hurt from Trolls have instigated the increase of the Original Drawing in the relishing from the wrongful removal, so Tough. You want it; bid or PAY UP Now."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingCrotch.jpeg|thumb|200px|The inclusion of this image is to backup a previous unsolicited statement of ''"AND, in case you were paying attention, the Raichu Tail is FEMALE, just as the Rosechu that transformed from the original FEMALE Raichu HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE; [[Chris and English|VAGINIA]], OVARIES, C-CUP MILKING BREASTS WITH TITS AND ALL!!!"'']]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingSignature.JPG|thumb|200px|"Q: Why is the drawing dated 6/14/14? That date has not occurred yet. Are you sure this is legit? A: [[Honor roll|Oops! That was a mistake]]; I meant to write 6/1/2014; an extra "4" that should be disregarded, and it can not be undone or changed since it is laminated."]]

[[Image:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|The photo Chris attached to the Facebook post advertising his third attempt to have a legitimate auction.]]

[[Image:Ebayremoval.jpg|thumb|200px|"CRAP!!! After a few days of non-eBay-influenced peace, they tore my listing DOWN AGAIN!!! UGH!!! Too many damn idiots making unsolicited offers while I am SET on the final value after the very same [[Stress|Stress]] multiple times!!!"]]

[[File:Sonichu eBay listing capture 6-16-14.png|thumb|200px|The seventh version of the listing preserved in its entirety.]]

[[File:Original Sonichu And Rosechu Drawing.JPG|thumb|Chris uploaded the colored version of his drawing on his seventh version on the 21st of June, disregarding his previous use of black-and-white as an anti-forgery countermeasure.]]

The '''Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing''' is a laminated [[Chris and art|hand-drawing]] of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] that [[Chris]] auctioned off on [[eBay]] to raise the funds to buy more [[Lego|Legos]]. This was the second item Chris attempted to sell on eBay in 2014, the first being [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] violin.

"Freshly thought and drawn on June 1, 2014", this picture also bears Chris's signature, although this is difficult to make out in the full-sized image. The uploaded images were originally solely in black-and-white, an apparent anti-forgery method used by Chris to protect his precious artworks from counterfeiting.

Encouraged by the attention shown from his artwork, Chris soon followed up this posting with a number of other original drawings for sale.

==Specifications==
Note: all descriptions were by Chris himself, and were not verified.
*Medium: Ink
*Subject: Fantasy
*Style: Pop Art
*Size: 8.5 X 11
*Date of Creation: 2000-Now

==First Two Listings==
Within the first day of bidding, the bids reached over $10,000 USD. Speculation of troll involvement was mentioned occasionally by Chris's friends on his Facebook post related to it. The first posting was removed, most likely due to Chris realizing (or being told) that he was unlikely to collect on it.

However, the listing returned on the next day, with some extra information added. Chris included a black-and-white picture of the frame he considered so goddamn important, a color closeup of his signature, a color closeup of [[Rosechu|Rosechu's]] [[China|crotch]], and an additional alleged [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] page. Verification of the signature and Rosechu's womanhood caused bids to skyrocket, quickly reaching $15,000 USD. It's important to note that eBay does impose some limits on how much a seller can sell an item for without paying additional fees.

==Protecting His Valuable Intellectual Property==
Chris also made some [[Chris and copyright|untested copyright claims]]:

{{Quote|ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively. The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of [[Chris and money|profit]]|Chris}}

==Third Time's The Charm==
On the third day of bidding, the posting was taken down again, only to have Chris replace it with an identical one (minus the questions from prospective buyers). It is unknown if this was because eBay removed it, or because Chris realized he was being fucked with again. He also appeared to stop accepting future inquires regarding the item, likely due to [[Trolls|misuse]] of it. He also made another [[Facebook]] post, again attempting to assert the authenticity of the item.

The original price was $5,000 Buy It Now or Best Offer, later reduced to $2,500. On Wednesday, June 04, 2014, a scant four days after the creation of the 'Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing', Chris accepted a 'Best Offer' of $1,000 for his artwork. However, the buyer backed out the next day. Chris also appeared to have removed (or possibly managed to sell) his [[Bob Chandler|father's]] Stradivarius violin.

==Fourth Listing==
After the previous [[trolls|buyer]] wouldn't pay up, Chris relisted the drawing on eBay with a $1,000 Buy It Now price and no auction. The sale was also a 'Pay It Now', meaning it must be paid for as soon as it is bought, so there is no chance of anyone 'buying' it and then backing out.

Chris later summarized his experiences thus far on Facebook:
{{quotebox|With eBay constantly removing my listing for this SAME, SINGULAR ARTWORK Four Times the past week, and the offer-maker who offered 1,000 on the last listing Totally Bailed! I am super frustrated and I am just SET on one thousand or bust on this SAME drawing what my venture with it having been [[Stress|Really Too Much]]. And [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] and I [[Legos|REALLY NEED THE MONEY]]. Please Buy and Pay in Full Now!}}

With this update, Chris revealed that some of the removals of listings were due to eBay removing them. He also attempted to garner sympathy by reminding us all that the money is for his mother and him to live off of, as opposed to, say, [[Legos]], for instance.

The fourth listing was eventually removed by eBay as a result of Chris asking people to make him offers on the drawing outside of the official eBay interface. He immediately removed the offending clause and relisted it with everything else intact.

{{quotebox|I will be relisting Again, and I will make it Very Clear: NO OFFERS LESS THAN THE BUY IT NOW PRICE WILL BE ACCEPTED, AND ANY AND ALL OFFERS WILL BE READ AND DISREGARDED. I am not ignorant! I read all of those comments before I deleted them on the listing link here on Facebook.

My 72-Year Old Mother and I Really Need the Money. Why the hell send your money to the damn Cwcki and it's Forums when the Actual Artist and his family could use the money better for [[Legos|Debt relief]] and a living. Good Grief!!!}}

==Fifth Listing==
By 8 June, it was removed for the fifth time and Chris's eBay account was restricted from listing new items for 3 days due to repeated ToS violations. According to messages from eBay administration to Chris, posted by himself on Facebook for some inexplicable reason, these violations include 'direct sales', '[[Facebook|inappropriate links]]', and 'brand name misuse' (likely due to the usage of [[Nintendo|various]] [[Sega|copyrighted]] [[Sony|names]] in the listing). He reacted to this by demanding on Facebook that people [[Chris and his Ego| donate $1,000 to him via PayPal]]. He also betrayed the fact that he believed it was actually the troll bidding that got his listing pulled, not simultaneously soliciting sales on Facebook (a violation under the terms of service, as it allows the seller to avoid having to pay certain fees). The fact that Chris received several emails from eBay explaining the exact reason of these sanctions against him suggests that he didn't read (or agree with) the entirety of said emails.

{{quotebox|Are You All HAPPY NOW?!!! Because of ALL OF YOU DAMN TROLLS pushing and Pushing and PUSHING ME, NOW I will not be able to list or relist for THREE DAYS!!! }:(( I am Super [[Chris and anger|Angry]] at most Everyone for REALLY Letting the Oxygen Out Of My Tank!!!

The ONLY WAY YOU ALL CAN MAKE THIS UP TO ME RIGHT NOW, RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!! SEND ME $1,000.00, American Dollars, via PayPal to iammrc@aol.com. Quit Donating to the Hate-Crap-Filled Cwcki and it's Forum, and PAY ME!!! Money is Really Tight with me and my mother here!!!}}

{{quotebox|Why the hell send your money, Donating to the Hate-Crap-Filled Cwcki and it's Forum, when the Actual Artist and Creator, who has not received ONE RED CENT for ANYTHING "inspired" from my own works SOLD over the freaking, Damnable Internet and its even More Damnable Social Websites, or Wherever, and his family could use the money better for Debt relief And a [[Monthly tugboat|Living from a Tight, Low Budget!]].}}

By this point, his Facebook friends repeatedly told him that begging for money and making demands was unlikely to make people want to help him, and that his art only really holds value to trolls. Several of them also suggested using a venue other than eBay to sell his wares, or to take commissions. Experience suggests that it is exceedingly [[Chris and his Ego|unlikely that Chris will listen to the advice of others]].

Later in the day, Chris seemed to have calmed down somewhat. Despite almost unanimous commentary on his previous Facebook status, telling him that his price was too high and that maybe he'd have more success selling more pieces at a lower cost, Chris remained unwavering in his belief that this piece (or perhaps the time and effort spent trying to sell it) was absolutely worth a grand.

{{quotebox|At this point, I will sell the framed drawing to the first person who sends me $1,000.00, [[Honor roll|USA American]] via PayPal (see earlier post). Please provide your name and US Mailing address in the details.

After that, and after the three day suspension, I will be more reasonably priced on future drawings. But if no one sends the $1,000.00, the still current drawing will be relisted for the full $1,000.00, regardless.}}

==During the Ban==
On June 9th, a buyer (presumably the one that 'bought' the piece before backing out and leaving Chris holding a big bag of fuck-all instead of a ten thousand dollar payday) left negative feedback on Chris's eBay account.
{{quoteboxred|Refuses to cooperate. Extremely rude and threatening. Blocks buyer no replies.}}

==Sixth Listing==
On June 12th, true to his word, Chris relisted the picture as soon as his ban had expired. Chris did not link to the posting on his Facebook status. The price remained at $1000, showing that Chris did however completely ignore all advice recommending he lower his prices.

{{quote|No Offers of Lower Value Will Be Accepted, PERIOD!!! NO DIRECT SALES EITHER!!! BUY IT NOW AND PAY IN FULL ONLY!!! I am Sick and Tired of eBay constantly removing my ONE listing for the ONE Artwork/Drawing that I have still YET to sell!!! UGH!!! My 72-Year Old Mother and I Really Need the Money. Why the hell send your money to the damn Cwcki and it's Forums when the Actual Artist and his family could use the money better for Debt relief and a living. Good Grief!!!|Chris, introducing the new and improved eBay posting}}

The statement of 'no direct sales' can either be interpreted as Chris claiming he will not attempt to sell the piece through Facebook again, or a disclaimer that he will not accept 'direct sales', which would suggest he still doesn't fully understand the reason of his ban.

==The Second Ban==
{{quote|UGH! [[God of War|Persephone]], fuck me; the listing got removed AGAIN!!!|Chris, June 13}}

Soon after, the sale was removed ''again''. Chris received another three-day ban from selling any items on eBay.

==Seventh Listing (seriously, Chris, this isn't funny anymore)==
On June 16th, Chris relisted the image once more, standing his ground with the price of $1000. He posted a link to his eBay account, which may or may not be the exact reason of his multiple removals and (so far) two selling bans. The description of the item more closely resembled what it had originally been, before a combination of both the trolls placing fake bids and eBay taking issue with Chris's disregard for the rules had created the circus we see today. He retained the lengthy [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] paragraph, which also may have been a reason for Chris to be considered breaking the Terms of Service of eBay.

Early on June 17th, Chris dropped the price to $500. He later explained (in answer to a question nobody asked) why he has declined exactly 245 offers separate from his Buy It Now price.:

{{quotebox|I only declined the offers for good reasons: 0 Feedback are often Trolls; if they Really can offer MORE than the asking price or close equal, then they can afford to Buy It Now; I am very, reasonably paranoid.

So there.}}

On June 21st, Chris changed the image to a new photograph of the framed picture in color. It is unknown what caused him to abandon this security measure.

Bidding ended at 10:33 PM, on June 22nd (in Chris's timezone), several seconds before the timer expired, when Chris accepted the best offer.

Shortly after the auction concluded (for now), Chris had this to say:
{{quotebox|I took the more reasonable offer that was made closest to the end of the Sonichu and Rosechu drawing's listing. If no payment is received, it will be relisted after a week. The Violin IS NOT FAKE OR COUNTERFEIT, you damn bored, hateful, despicable, immature, uncaring bastards.}}

The buyer of the masterpiece sent positive feedback in eBay on June 23rd saying:
{{quoteboxred|Can't wait to get this man. It's so hard to find decent rolling papers nowadays.}}

The buyer felt that the original price he paid was a bit too high. He sent another feedback on June 26th saying:
{{quoteboxred|You think you could sell me this for $20 though? I'll trade you my good vase too}}

By June 30, Chris explained via Facebook that the buyer 'flaked out' on him.

==Sold==
On 1 July 2014, the Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing was purchased for $200 by [[Slow-in-the-mind|an unknown person]] for unknown reasons. It can be inferred that the drawing was paid for because Chris shipped it. The buyer gave the following feedback:

{{quoteboxred|I absolutely love it! :) Super fast shipping too! Thank you so much, Chris}}

== Change of Business Model ==
{{main|Autographed Photos|Commissions|Medallions#The medallion goes mass-market}}

Despite his difficulties selling this single piece of art, the tremendous interest in the item raised Chris's hopes that he could make money selling his art and capitalizing on his fame. Over the next several months, he began selling [[Commissions|commissions]] for other drawings, [[Autographed photos|autographed photos of himself]], and his famous clay [[medallions]].

Furthermore, he put on the market six more original drawings. Originally listed at $200, they were later marked down to $150. The first two appeared on 30 June:

==="Original Sonichu Drawing: Sonichu's Zapping Boom, June 14, 2014"===
This drawing depicts our hero Sonichu going fast. The title might refer to Sonic Boom.

====Description====
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh full-colored Original Sonichu hand-drawn and colored artwork available for sale. The title of this piece is "Sonichu's Zapping Boom". The drawing is Laminated and Framed in a lovely photo frame. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". The Signature is in the lower-right area, right under the mountains, with the Copyright Date note of 3/2000; it was Freshly Thought and Drawn on June 14, 2014. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and taped onto the drawing's back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the drawing AT ALL. The drawing WILL be framed and mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.

Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.

Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively. The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Sonicu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork.

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==="Original Sonichu Drawing: Sweethearts Playing a Round, June 30, 2014."===
Here we have Sonichu and Rosechu playing tennis while a giant image of Rosechu holding what appears to be a banana looms over them. The eBay description was almost identical to that of the previous drawing. Chris helpfully explained the confusing perspective:

====Questions and answers====
{{email|
Hello, I am very confused about what is happening in this drawing. Why is one roseychu so much larger than the other roseychu? Please explain. -a member of your UK sonichu fanbase
}}
{{EmailReply|
They both are the same Rosechu; the background action is a recent memory from her past going on.
}} 

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==="Original Sonichu Drawing: Electric Wedding Bells, July 18, 2014"===
[[File:Sonichu's Wedding.JPG|left|thumb|How [[Chris and writing|romantic]].]]
This was listed on 5 August and announced on Facebook. It is a visual depiction of the Lovehogs' wedding. [[Blake]] is hiding in the rafters, and the pastor appears to be based off Elizabeth Foss, his pastor at [[Wesley Memorial]]. He described the ceremony in detail on the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|
During another one of the "Capture Sonichu" plans, it took place on March 17, 2006, at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church... The Wedding Day of Sonichu and Rosechu. It was going to be a simple plan of shooting a net at Sonichu and the few camouflaged [[Team Rocket]] members going in for the reel. They were even camouflaged from [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]'s telepathy while they wore dome helmets of lead. Blake was concealed above the main church entrance the whole time. He was going to shoot the net right before the "I Dos", but something else wandered his mind... or should I say someOne. [[Bubbles Rosechu]] was one of the Bridesmaids alongside [[Angelica]],[[Crystal]], [[Allison]], and a couple of other ladies that escape me at the moment. Bubbles stood out among all of the bridesmaids, and caught Blake's eyes like a child finding a shiny new quarter on a tile floor. It was Love at First Sight for Black Sonichu, and that was unfortunate for Team Rocket, because that love immobilized him, and he didn't shoot the net until after Sonichu and Roschu were pronounced man and wife, kissed and walked back up the aisle. The net missed everyone and hit the stained-glass window behind the serving Justice of the Peace. He later learned her name from a copy of the Wedding Program.
}}

True and Honest fans noted some chronological inconsistencies, notably the attendance of [[Zapina]] and [[Simonla]]. In a Q&A, Chris tried to clear up the confusion:

====Questions and answers====
{{email|
The wedding occurred at 17 March 2006. According to the Chronology, the in-universe date for Simonla's first appearance in the comic is 3 November 2007, so she definitely shouldn't be at the wedding. The presence of Zappina is also a chronological error. In her first appearance in the comics (episode 17) she introduces herself to Rosechu, suggesting the two were not previously acquainted. But as the Sonichu chronology shows, episode 17 happened AFTER the wedding, meaning Rosechu and Zappina wouldn't have known each other at this time. With no one knowing Zappina and Simonla; why are they at the wedding? Is this a trick you're trying to pull here?
}}
{{EmailReply|
No trick; regardless of first appearance chronologically, the ladies are still able to have met long beforehand. Rosechu (Prime) knew her and Zapina; they may have been lightly introduced during the wedding (what with the wedding day jitters and stress), plus [[Lolisa]] might not have met them formally before the comic appearance. You all may make your own surmises upon my surprises.
}} 
{{email|
i honestly wish to buy this, but people have been saying you cannot afford to ship this out. is this true? i was directed to your facebook where you made a status update confirming these rumors. like i said i really wish to purchase this high quality painting and possibly more, but i am very apprehensive about their and your claims of non-delivery.
}}
{{EmailReply|
That post is now outdated: I will be most capable of shipping the piece to you the very next day after receiving payment.
}} 

==="Original Sonichu Drawing: WACs: Real American Heroines!, July 24, 2014"===
[[File:WACS 1.JPG|thumb]]
This picture appeared on eBay on 10 September. It depicts Rosechu in a militant posture akin to her [[The Incredible Lioness|Incredible Lioness]] mutation, doing battle against all that is un-American. Chris was obviously inspired by his recent discoveries regarding his gender identity.

====eBay Description====
I dedicate the coloring of this piece towards the brave women of all kinds that have braved their own battles, rather it be enduring the torturous pains from being institutionalized up to the late 1800s for being Lesbians. As well as the women in the Women's Army Corp who completely stood up against President Eisenhower's sweep-out plan and made him back the heck off! And everyone amongst the LGBT community I have become a part of personally in two of the categories of Transgender and Lesbian. And I am very proud to be a Woman and Lesbian Soul, and I appreciate and feel for those lesbian souls who have suffered and worked as difficult as they all have in their lifetimes. [[Women's rights|Equal Rights]] for Everyone in our LGBT Communities!!!
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh full-colored Original Sonichu hand-drawn and colored artwork available for sale. The title of this piece is "WACs: Real American Heroines!" (featuring Rosechu). The drawing is Laminated and will be Framed in a lovely photo frame. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". The Signature is in the lower-right area, right under the mountains, with the Copyright Date note of 3/2000; it was Freshly Thought and Drawn on July 24, 2014. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and taped onto the drawing's back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the drawing AT ALL. The drawing WILL be framed and mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.

====Questions and Answers====
{{email|
You said that lesbians were raped and it was a bad thing; but you yourself said that you wanted gay men to be "cured" with your blood and forced to have vagina pushed into their faces. Have you changed your views? Do you not want [[Homos|gay men]] cured anymore? If you have honestly changed, I think people would buy more stuff like this from you.
}}
{{EmailReply|
I don't care about them; as far as I am concerned, they can do whatever they want, as long as they do not give me any reasons to be angry at any of them.
}} 
{{email|
Are Rosechu's private parts showing in this picture? It looks like there is a rip in the crotch of her pants and her lady parts are exposed to see! I am interested in this piece, but not if it's pornographic.
}}
{{EmailReply|
As portrayed in the drawing, She had been fighting in Heavy Warfare and Battles for America and Freedom. During which, she would have got her clothing torn in random places. Also, the Trolls have often portrayed my Rosechu with a horrific penis or a [[pickle]] (vegetable) for a penis; I wanted to make it Very Clear that Rosechu IS FULL ON FEMALE!!! Also, if you look up Lesbian History in America, on the Wikipedia Article or wherever else: between the 1600s and 1899, Lesbians were misunderstood often for mentally unstable and were institutionalized. During which, in the "name of curing them", the Male Doctors would actually rape the lesbians. And they were Prostitued with a blind eye turned by the police, and forced to have sex with men against their will. Also, some women find it empowering to show off their bodies to play on the stereotypical male's horniness and sex drive to get what they want and need. Of which is reasonably able to be seen as objectified, but you take the good with the bad, and come up with your own opinions and ideas. Women, Lesbian or Straight, all have suffered under the griefs of Male Chauvinism and all that for a LOT of Years. And to make sure Rosechu will not be mislabeled or misdrawn again as anything but the woman she is! It is not meant to be Pornographic, her privates are not exposed; those are her panties.
}} 

This sold for $150 on 17 September.

On 9 September, Chris listed two more pieces, the last during 2014. Neither attracted any attention before the account went on hiatus.

==="Original Sonichu Drawing: Angelic [[Angelica]]!, July 24, 2014"===
[[File:Angelica 1.JPG|thumb|center]]

==="Original Sonichu Drawing: [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbly]] Under The Sea, July 24, 2014"===
[[File:Bubbly 1.JPG|thumb|center]]

===Chris takes a break===
On 6 December 2014, the following notice appeared on all of Chris's eBay pages:

{{quotebox|**UPDATE 12/06/2014**

As of this moment, up to January first, 2015, I am on break from making medallions and commissions, aside from all of the remainder that will be completed and shipped by Wednesday the 10th.

[[Barb|My mother]] and I are going to be in the process of moving back into our renovated [[14 Branchland Court|house]] by Christmas.

Any new orders made between now and January 1st will not be able to begin or fill them until close to or after that date. Feel free to place a new order if you wish now, but do not expect it/them until middle of next January.

I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience, and Appreciate your patronage, patience and understanding. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year.}}

He did not actually return to eBay until 2 [[February 2015]]. Even then, the restrictions placed on his account prevented him from listing any original drawings. When he moved his shop to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], while he now had the freedom to sell original drawings, he chose not to.

==External Links==
[https://web.archive.org/web/20140625141039/http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Sonichu-And-Rosechu-Drawing-June-1-2014-/191216311183?pt=Art_Drawings&hash=item2c85615b8f eBay listing archive]

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I Pimp My Ride.MOV

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[[Image:Pokeyman shirt CWC.jpg|thumb|right|[[The MovingForward videos|He really did.]]]]
'''I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 5 [[May 2010]].

Some time earlier, the [[CWCki]] featured a page with detailed information on [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|how easy it is to place a bugging device]] in a [[PS3]]. Not to be outdone by the [[troll]]s who keep stealing Chris's PSN accounts, Chris shows how he has removed the [http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html Wi-Fi antenna] from his PS3, believing that this makes covert information transmission over WLAN much harder (this claim can not be substantiated by even the brightest of the CWCki geeks).

Chris brags about his technological prowess and virtual victory over the trolls all while wearing a never-before-seen, [[Obesity|ill-fitting]] [[Pokémon]] shirt. The shirt reads "[[Books-A-Million]] Trainer", a position which he dubiously held back in [[2000]]; the shirt certainly ''looks'' that old. He then takes out his PS3 keyboard controller (that has wheels taped on to it) and a [[Lego]] car, and proclaims that he has "Pimped His Ride".

Chris's [[Son-chu|actual ride]] remains un-pimped.

==Video==
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{{quote|I did spend a bit of dough on my grill.}}

=== Transcript ===
Hey yo [[trolls]]! You got nothing going on for ya, 'cause you know what?

[''Chris proudly lifts the Wi-Fi antenna, thinking it is the bug.'']

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on my PS3 anymo! You bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I p-did spend a bit of [[Chris and money|dough]] on my [[Fangs|grill]], but you know what? I'm no b-different from y’all! 'Cuz I like to [[Random-access humor|Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!]]

[''Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a Lego car in the other.'']

[[Homo|I'm out]], peace!

{{-}}

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14 Branchland Court

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{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}}
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Snoopy and Clover|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> where she is currently at the mercy of caretakers and hateful family members after the [[November 2021]] car accident.<ref>[[Jail_Letter_-_27_November_2021#Kengle.27s_description_and_response]]</ref>

==History==
{{See also|Property tax assessment}}

14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 with a lot of 0.56 Acres.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref>

Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

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===Ground Floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Top Floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and the trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old and/or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.

The yard now consists of some simply crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a '''shed''' and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where Bob would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the "dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C," and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris could not summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.

The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223</ref> five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.

As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.

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==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

{{Main|2014 house fire}}

On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some were hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' hasn't seemed hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].

Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.

===Current state===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
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[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding are slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, is just about the only part of the property which is thriving as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

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File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]
File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] relieve themselves. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.
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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref>

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] is now accessible and can be used for cooking. Chris has used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is now Chris's toy-filled workroom.

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being '''''very''''' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it's semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves, suggesting it's only soon before long that the house will return to being the fire hazard that it was not too long ago.

==Tour of the Chandler Yard==
{{See also|Pokemon GO}}
[[File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 4.jpg|thumb|250px|A derelict shed in the Chandler yard.]]

In [[April 2019]], Chris, while playing [[Pokémon]] Go, used the game to photograph several locations in the yard, uploading them to his Google [[Sonichu Headquarters]] page.<ref>https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/108869577750408912899/photos/@38.2001432,-78.4081779,17z/data=!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1</ref>

The eerie images unintentionally capture the abandoned state of the yard, including the gazebo, [[Bob]]'s old greenhouse, the unkempt, weed-strewn, and thinning lawn, and a derelict shed, as backdrops against colorful game characters. In essence, the images are a look into Chris's psyche and his own abandonment of [[reality]] for escapist fantasies.

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File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 2.jpg|Another angle of the gazebo.
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File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 5.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
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==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank] but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>

*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref>

*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
{{main|Fan visits}}
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
[[File:JailArt13.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a Pokéstop.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

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File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
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File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021
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===September 2021===
On 6 [[September 2021]], a [[carpetbagger]] trying to promote his book, [[Winfield Winfield]], released 18 pictures of the house and surrounding structures.

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===December 2021===
On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 December 2021, a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.
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===October 2022===
On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

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File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

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| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
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Another from 2020.
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| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2022.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]
| maker = whitepaws
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[2014 house fire]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]

==References==
<references />
{{Places}}
{{Health}}
{{Money}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Chris's house]]
[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]

Jacob Sockness

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{{Needs Updating|[[December 2019 Watchmen leaks#Chris asks for Jacob to be kicked]]|[[The Place chats - Chris Unblocks Sockness]]|Information regarding Discord Server}}
{{Honest}}
{{quote|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.|Chris, 1 July 2020, criticizing Sockness for his creepy behavior after over a year of it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1278236917952327682</ref>}}

{{quote|Sockness is like the worst of A-logs|[[The Suitress]] on Jacob Sockness<ref name = "chess">[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Sockness]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
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| image = SocknessCWC.jpg|size=250px
|aliases = Michiro Hutaki Agian Siin Darkseed2012 RamleIronHeart Jacob JS drunkendragon415 luvshak214 Ashva Gohda Gakuto Numata White Knight Blue Heart Jake Hammer <abbr title="'Love Christine' in Hindi">क्रिस्टीन को प्यार करो</abbr> Centralized Imperial Government of Kidasuna [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU God]] of the Super Nintendo Right Eye of GOD Fanta-Fun GOD the All Father
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|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|religion = Neo-Pagan Satanism (former)
|occupation = Amateur Occultist Conspiracy Theorist Stalker Unemployed
|saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|shipfic|cn}}, {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''Jacob Sockness''' is an amatuer sorcerer and conspiracy theorist from San Francisco, California who attempted to [[manipulate]] Chris into a relationship, notably by exploiting his fantasy world and tricking Chris into believing his [[imaginary friend]] approved of the idea.<ref>[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]]</ref> Prior to Sockness's interactions, the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as [[bisexual]], which enabled Sockness to try to become Chris's first (real-world) male sweetheart, which ultimately failed.

Sockness emerged in mid-[[2018]] and was most active between [[July 2019|July]] and [[November 2019|November]] of [[2019]]. He has the dubious honor of embodying every single aspect of the [[Unholy Quintet]] over the course of his years of interacting with Chris. Sockness is a [[White Knights|white knight]] turned [[Enablers|enabler]] turned [[Carpetbaggers|carpetbagger]] turned [[Weening|ween]] turned [[A-Logging|A-Log]]. He has similarities with Chris, such as being [[autism|autistic]],<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Sockness admits he is autistic],</ref> [[tomgirl|non-gender-conforming]],<ref name=return /> receiving a [[monthly tugboat]], [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|believing to be a god]],<ref>[http://archive.is/eg2Gq Sockness claimed to be the Hindu god Ganesh]</ref> thinks he has [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic powers]] and has built an elaborate fantasy universe, into which he has appropriated ''Sonichu'' characters, with over a dozen installments that he believes [[Chris and reality|really exist]].<ref>[http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1404026 Sockness's 19-volume series for sale on Lulu]</ref> While he was at first seemingly just another [[troll]], notable for his [[Chris and sex|erotic]] disposition towards Chris, Sockness became openly malicious after establishing direct contact with Chris.

In mid-[[2019]], Sockness gained influence over Chris by offering to work together financially following Chris's [[June 2019]] ban from [[eBay]], he then achieved considerable influence over Chris's [[CWCville|fantasy world]], as seen in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. Most of his courting and [[enablers|enabling]] has been through Twitter, though he has also promoted himself through [[Reddit]], [[YouTube]] and even [[Kiwi Farms]]. For months, Sockness tried to manipulate Chris into meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm. Yet when Sockness finally set out to travel cross-country to [[14 Branchland Court]] in late September 2019, Chris rebuffed these efforts with the help of the [[Watchmen]]. Rehabilitation attempts over the following two months, at one point going even so far as manipulating Chris into mutual [[sweetheart|flirting]], could not ultimately repair their [[Heart Level|broken relationship]], and by the end of [[November 2019]] they rejected each other again. Sockness was nevertheless persistent, and by [[March 2020]] briefly had a toe in Chris's door once again. Chris and Jacob's relationship came to a permanent end in [[August 2020]] after Jacob claimed that [[Mia Hamm]] had a child with Chris.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions]]</ref>

==Discovery and motivations==
[[Image:Jacob Sockness CWC poster.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.]]
Jacob was discovered by chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] surrounding Chris's Twitter posts. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that he also had a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by linking to his [[Facebook]] and Tumblr that revealed his personal information. As he exposed himself on the Farms, Sockness, like [[Michael Hirtes]], is considered to be a ''halal'' lolcow.

Like many of Chris's orbiters, Sockness is a furry and lives in [[wikipedia:Section_8_%28housing%29|subsidised housing]] with a [[tugboat]]. He has a very low view of [[niggos|blacks]], describing them as 'beastly' and 'hyper sexual', believing that 'their race can only rape, because that is [their] way of reproduction in a natural setting.'<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/ Sockness's lolcow thread on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Unlike the [[Idea Guys]] who inserted such themes into Chris's mind for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness has been demonstrated to control several sockpuppets that he has used to white-knight and converse with himself; like Chris's [[Disguises|similar past attempts]] to cover himself.

Christorians could not discern the true motivations behind Sockness's behaviour. For a while, Jacob appeared to be the first [[TRUE and HONEST]] believer in [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]] after Chris, setting him apart from the [[Jessica Quinn|various]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]] professing to protect Chris and the [[Sarah and Steve|many]] [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|previous]] [[Multidimensional White Knights|imitators]] of the [[Idea Guys]] pretending to belong to Chris's abortive [[Chris and his Ego|cult]]. Over the months, evidence gradually came to light that indicated that Jacob's feelings were not in earnest. In [[November 2018]], Sockness admitted that he did not seriously believe in the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4&t=274s Interview with Sockness on YouTube, conducted 18 November 2018, released 29 October 2019]</ref> When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on [[Reddit]], even claiming that his sexual attraction to Chris was a façade.<ref>[[:File:KinkAct.png|Sockness states his erotic desires for Chris are not genuine, 11 July 2019]]</ref> On 21 September 2019, when a [[white knight|concerned onlooker]] tried to warn Chris that Sockness was tantamount to an autistic [[Idea Guy]], Sockness embraced the charges of manipulation, justifying his actions as protecting Chris from trolls.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-sockness-enabling-chriss-magi-chan-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/post-5361506 Dialogue between Sockness and onlooker]</ref>

== Early interactions with Chris==
{{quote|The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat & doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness<ref><s>https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585</s> Deleted</ref>}}

Sockness has spent hundreds buying items from Chris's [[eBay]], notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Chris blocked him on [[Twitter]] on 31 January 2019. By 22 [[May 2019]], Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account disappeared.

[[File:JacobBlockedLOL.png|thumb|left|200px|Jacob's reaction to Chris blocking his [[sockpuppet]].]]

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Still, this was not the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; Jacob then created a new Twitter account named "Chris Kink." On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds for a hotel room at the 2019 [[BronyCon]], a troll SonichuMerch told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.

{{quote|The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.|Sockness explains why Chris started following him.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cbmq7m/chris_is_following_sockness_on_twitter/ethqxsd/</ref>}}

After establishing direct communication with Chris, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on [[eBay]] for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-14-chris-will-circumvent-his-ebay-seller-ban-by-teaming-up-with-sockness.58419/ Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness]</ref> The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a ''shipping fund''.<ref>http://archive.fo/nkTcS</ref> As of [[September 2019]], Sockness has failed to restore Chris's access to eBay, which would have been prohibited at any rate. Sockness has continued to set up GoFundMe pages for [[Chris and money|Chris's incidental expenses]], such as when [[Son-chu|his car]] broke down and needed a thousand dollars worth of repairs.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Car is repaired but Chris needs cash (again)]]</ref>

[[File:JacobWhiteKnight.jpg|thumb|200px|left|White Knight Blue Heart, Sockness's primary Twitter identity while planning to travel to Chris's home.]]
[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|thumb|200px|Jakoba in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]].]]

Once Sockness had his foot in the door, he began talking about his alternate dimension fantasies, further enabling Chris.

{{quote|Firstly, and mainly, I am not under Anyone’s Control. And second, I still support the Rokat and all the good peoples in Andromeda. I need to meditate further for more sound responses and thoughts. For now I will simply state that your research is valuable, indeed. Going silent.|Chris, addressing Sockness. He believes he is not under anyone's control while parroting Sockness's lore.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1154376923520352256</ref>}}

Chris featured Jakoba, an OC created by Sockness, in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. As Sockness put it: "She drew Jakoba, from one of mine when her CPU pals wanted to see the Rokat".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cgybzh/chris_drawing_with_his_awkward_pen_grip_while/euxv3zz/</ref> For most of summer 2019, the two interacted relatively little, though other [[weens]] tried to push them closer together.<ref>[[Sarah and Steve]]</ref> In [[August 2019]], Chris, through his [[Magi-Chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, [[naïve]]ly dismissed Sockness's violent inclinations and approved of Sockness coming to visit.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies]]</ref>

== Subsequent interactions and Virginia trip ==
On 7 [[September 2019]], Sockness released a [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|fabricated conversation]] between himself and [[Magi-Chan]] from [[May 2019]], in which he declared that he and Chris would need meet in person and marry for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to proceed. Though Chris affirmed thereafter that the counterfeit dialogue was [[TRUE and HONEST|trustworthy]] and [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for the funding to travel to California,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/post-5298762</ref> he changed tactics within a few days, stating on Twitter that Chris, [[Chris and reality|in Magi-Chan's body]], had arrived on the West Coast from "behind the [[dimension]]al curtain",<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing for the Teen Troon Saga]]</ref> while Chris's body was safely in [[Virginia]]. Nevertheless, Chris remained interested in Sockness coming to visit him at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]</ref>

[[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The rift between Jacob and Chris continued to widen on 28 September 2019, when Chris refused to join in Sockness's worship of [[Wikipedia:Barney & Friends|Barney]], whom Jacob believes to be Satan.]]
[[File:Socknesstraininfo.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sockness's ominously one-way train ticket, with dates blacked out. Astute Kiwis have calculated that Sockness should have arrived on Saturday evening (28 September 2019) in [[Charlottesville]] had he continued.]]
As autumn 2019 began, months of casual online role-playing came to a head: on 24 September, Sockness reported that he had bought train tickets to make the transcontinental trip to Chris.<ref>[https://archive.fo/vS8ac Sockness announces he has secured transport on Reddit]</ref> He made clear that his intent was both [[Chris and sex|sexual]] and [[Chris and violence|violent]] on Reddit, comparing his plans for Chris's rear to Germany's devastation by Allied bombings during [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the War]],<ref>[http://archive.is/kGTRi Sockness: 'I'll just destroy her ass like carpeting bombing Germany in WWII. It'll be in flaming ruin.']</ref> despite being physically incapable of such a feat.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5643632 Sockness reveals incapacity to rape Chris, 27 November 2019]</ref>

However, only a day later, Chris posted a statement on Twitter along with a short audio clip, [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]], indicating his desire for Sockness to return home after Sockness had left for Virginia, and saying that somebody in Chicago would provide him with a return ticket.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/post-5384612 Chris declares Sockness's destiny is to go home, asks his followers to stop him in Chicago]</ref> It seemed that Chris had a moment of clarity long enough to realise the magnitude of what was going to happen. He elaborated on his decisions a day later, including a statement from one of Jacob's imaginary gods, Michiro. In his statement, Chris cited [[Chris and health|his health]] as unconducive to having guests, and that Jacob had gone down the path of evil. Chris also said that he foresaw that he and Jacob would end up in a similar situation to how Chris and [[Cole Smithey]] are. On 26 September, Sockness admitted defeat, tweeting that his "involvement with the Dimensional Merge has ended in failure" and that he would delete his Twitter account upon returning home.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/page-6#post-5384295 Sockness quits, tweet screenshot mirrored on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Chris confirmed that Sockness had turned back the next day.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home]]</ref> In a [[honor roll|poorly thought out]] attempt to save face, Sockness later claimed that the train ticket was his own forgery, and that the entire Virginia trip a sham.<ref name=hoax>[[:File:SockHoax.jpg|Tweet by Sockness, 16 October 2019]]</ref>

== Failed romance ==
[[File:Sockness managing Chris's Patreon.jpeg|thumb|200px|Sockness handling Chris's Patreon funding, as he did with eBay earlier in the year.]]
Despite spending over $1,500 through the course of his failed bid for Chris's attention, Sockness remained determined to win his prize in the end, and managed to slither back into Chris's inner circle of orbiters despite his dangerous behaviour. He apologised for his [[Chris and anger|emotional outbursts]] to reconcile with Chris, and had indicated that he wishes to try visiting Chris again at some indeterminate future time, making sure to bring a mutual friend along with him.<ref>[[:File:SocknessPlans.png]]</ref> When Chris declared on 28 September his wish to attend BABSCon, a ''My Little Pony'' convention then scheduled for April 2020 just outside of San Francisco, Sockness consoled himself that he would see Chris in person after all.<ref>[http://archive.is/j8eth Sockness's Twitter, archived 30 September 2019]</ref> However, they did not converse again for over two weeks after this.
[[File:TruePals.png|thumb|200px|left|Sarah and Steve declare themselves outright to favour Sockness with this original artwork.]]
Halfway through October 2019, Sockness entered the picture again. On 12 October, Chris whined on Twitter about complaints from customers regarding the [[Patreon]] books they had not received.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]]</ref> Sockness, sensing an opportunity to regain access to Chris, discussed the matter with him, and then announced with his approval<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Good News to Patient Patrons (Patreon post)]]</ref> that he would be taking over management of the Patreon's financing, ostensibly to help, in a similar move to his managing Chris's eBay several months earlier. Emboldened, Sockness proclaimed on 16 October that he would fly to Virginia sometime about [[Halloween]].<ref name=hoax /> He promptly resumed hitting on Chris over Twitter, with Chris playing into it: on 19 October, Sockness, commenting on a video clip of cosplayers kissing, said: "How about it Love @CPU_CWCSonichu?", to which Chris answered, "I’m not gonna cosplay as Deadpool or a Zombie, but we can kiss at the future time."<ref name=cankiss>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1185683452282261505</ref> Halloween 2019 came and went with no indication that Sockness had flown to Virginia as he said he would.

Shifting tactics, Sockness determined to cordon Chris off from other social interactions, establishing himself as the only one Chris could trust. On 3 [[November 2019]] he managed to sour Chris's opinion of [[Null]].<ref>[[Null#Chris turns against Null]]</ref> Later that week, Sockness allied with a newly returned [[Sarah and Steve]] in byzantine Twitter dialogues ''defending'' Chris against other enablers who sought to gain influence over him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5562273 Peak autism, 8 November 2019]</ref> Among his many attempts to suppress rivals, Sockness harassed MKRNightVee in direct messages.<ref name=screech>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5646079 Merge table talk, 27 November 2019]</ref> Further seeking to cut Chris off from other contacts, including those who [[Guard Dogs|genuinely mean him well]], Sockness created a list of various [[Kiwi Farms]] and [[Twitter]] users he deemed untrustworthy for criticising his bid for control.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5576554 Sockness's Black Book, 11 November 2019]</ref>

== Jacob as a danger to Chris ==
Jacob is clearly unstable, with psychopathic tendencies. In his own mythos he is the prophet of the god of war and death, Jakoba, it is telling that Jacob named a death god after himself. His books contain many references to himself as an evil entity, most bluntly put in Celestial Studies where he says "Our job is to consume human flesh." In addition to this a lot of his books contain rituals, most have graphic descriptions, all of which are made to kill people in cruel and unusual ways. In a 2018 interview he says that he uses these rituals to kill homeless people when he's bored. Also in that interview he says in no uncertain terms that he would rape Chris if his advances are refused. It is unclear if what he says really happens, what matters is that Jacob thinks that he's killing the homeless and summoning daemons which is just as bad. Chris tries to hand wave these glaring faults in Jacob's online persona by saying that everything bad Jacob has done, he did because he was possessed by Jakoba. Despite Jacob saying that it is impossible for Jakoba to possess him. Jacob claims that Jakoba is responsible for the "red tape" preventing the [[Merge]], and tries to hold it hostage claiming it will only happen once he has had sex with Chris or they sacrifice a small child. Although it is not known for certain what would happen if Jacob and Chris met, it would certainly not be good.

===Friendzoning and second estrangement===
{{quote|I was following the request of Magi-Chan to keep on with Jacob, yet my feelings for him have developed, during the months. As for the present, I had to cool the romance, because even I Knew the whole time it was not meant to be, and Jacob's usefulness had become compromised.|Chris explaining his reasons for involving himself with Sockness to a random [[ween]]<ref name=aqua>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5653000 Chris blames Magi-Chan for Sockness, 30 November 2019]</ref>}}
Pressuring Chris to abandon his other contacts ultimately backfired. Chris received the list itself lukewarmly: while he affirmed that he was in [[Love Quest|love]] with Sockness, he still maintained some reservations.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5574329 Chris endorses Sockness against MKR, 11 November 2019]</ref> He challenged Sockness, noting that the list consisted mostly of Sockness's own enemies and asking whether he would be blacklisted also were he to turn on him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5578153 Chris's challenge for Sockness, 11 November 2019]</ref> Sockness went on to defeat the various pretenders to his position without much fanfare, though in vain: Chris was repulsed by Sockness's professed associations with demons, and issued a statement on 28 November 2019 that he was not in a romantic relationship with him, and moreover that the Dimensional Merge would be endangered if such intimacy were to occur.<ref>[http://archive.is/FVISg Chris rejects Sockness's overtures, 28 November 2019]</ref> His decision was applauded by other enablers, some of whom had become Jacob's targets. Nonetheless, Chris still counted Sockness as a friend, and thought of himself as protecting him against demons.<ref name=screech />

As had come to pass two months earlier, when Chris disrupted his journey to Virginia, Sockness responded to the word that he had been rejected with [[tard rage]]. He delivered an [[Chris and negotiation|ultimatum]] to Chris, threatening to revoke his tacit permission to use his fictional setting in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and pursue him for [[Things Chris has ripped off|copyright infringement]] if he continued to use them, unless they got married.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-29-sockness-takes-his-ball-and-goes-home.63588/post-5650528 Sockness turns on Chris, 29 November 2019]</ref> While Chris agreed [[Stress|apathetically]] no longer to use Jacob's demonic characters in his own works, he displayed in an autistic Parthian shot his usual [[honor roll|comprehension level]] of how [[Chris and copyright|intellectual property]] works: Chris's own experiences and memories of Jacob's [[dimensions|fictional universe]] were inviolable. Sockness remained adamant, sternly reiterating the [[Chris and the law|legal limits]] on what Chris could do [[Chris and money|financially]] with his characters in an endeavour to bring him back into his flabby arms. Holding firm, Chris stolidly divested himself of him by writing off their past business together as being at [[Magi-Chan]]'s request and describing Sockness as having outlived his usefulness.<ref name=aqua /> The two did not speak each other for over three weeks, and their friendship was dealt a hard blow.

[[December 2019]] saw Chris's relations with Sockness continue to sour. Defying Sockness's order not to use his fantasy world, on 16 December 2019 Chris released [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading card]], declaring that his final triumph over Jacob and his infernal horde was assured.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5727293 Chris commemorates his victory, 16 December 2019]</ref> Later that month, Sockness sought to spark conflict between Chris and [[Other enablers#MKRNightVee|an enabler]], but Chris recognised and dismissed these as the fabrications they were.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5755364 Sockness denounced as forger, 22 December 2019]</ref> Even Jacob's plan to confront Chris again at BABScon was derailed: the convention was cancelled in [[March 2020]] due to the risk of [[COVID-19]].<ref>[https://www.babscon.com/2020/ BABScon 2020 is cancelled due to SARS 2 outbreak, 18 March 2020].</ref> Unlike the [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|deep scars]] left to the ''Sonichu'' canon by the Idea Guys, Sockness's contributions, if not rejected outright, seemed to have been turned on their head and made impotent to warp Chris's thought any more than it [[Chris and reality|already is]]. For once, it appeared that Chris had actually managed to evade one of his malicious orbiters.

==Brief Reemergence==

{{quote|No. At least, not yet.|Chris, 15 July 2020, to a fan asking whether he and Sockness are dating.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1282966598911815680</ref>}}
Though Sockness had managed to make a reappearance in early 2020 and had attempted to get his foot in the door, it wasn't until Summer 2020 when Chris finally started humouring him in public again. Even so, Chris became increasingly dissatisfied with some of Sockness's behaviour, openly rebuking him over [[Twitter]].

{{Quote|Therefore, all of your information is false, and, once again, you can shut the hell up about this bull shit. End of discussion. ⚡⚡⚡|<s>Chris</s> Sonichu, rebuking Sockness over Twitter over his creepy behaviour and attempts at manipulation.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions]]</ref>}}

As a result of Sockness's secretive behaviour, much of what he has done with regards to attempting to get his foot back in the door with Chris can only be ascertained from Chris's comments and retweets on Sockness's posts; in early July 2020, Chris rebuked Sockness while [[Spirit possession|playing as]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for his creepy behaviour, and then told him in no uncertain terms to 'shut the hell up' when Sockness attempted to trick him into believing he had a 10 year old illegitimate son, born from his fling with the prostitute [[Mia Hamm]]. Even though Chris remained under Sockness's thrall, still believing other enabler-forced events to be true in the same breath, it was clear that once again, he managed to discern reality from fiction for just long enough to shoot down Sockness's misbehavior, if only for a few moments. With the cancellation of [[BABSCon]] due to [[COVID-19]], he claimed to have caused storms over China for stopping his plan to "meet the goddess."

==Second Blocking Onwards==

In [[August 2020]] Chris got in yet another [[Twitter]] spat with [[Ben Saint]]. This time, Sockness decided to butt in and add his own flavor of idiocy to the slapfight. This proved to be the last straw for Chris, who called Jacob out once more before blocking him. Afterwards, this turned Sockness off on Chris for good as he later posted occasional rants against Chris on his Twitter and his personal Subreddit, attacking Chris for his opposition to [[Pmurt]], who Jacob supports with a religious fervor, and coming up with plans to disrupt the [[Dimensional Merge]]. However, Sockness eventually cycled back into displaying his affection to Chris in a vain attempt to win back his heart. Sockness continued to try to and worm his way back into Chris’s life, but with his public Twitter account being suspended on [[January 2021]] and Chris deciding not to respond to his tweets and texts, no progress was ever made.

In [[June 2021]], Chris made [[June_2021_social_media_posts#Discussing_trolls_and_other_stuff|a social media post]] naming Jacob as being among the five most negatively impactful people in his life, casting severe doubt on the likelihood of any potential reconciliation between the two.

During [[August 2021]], as the fallout of the [[Incest call]] being leaked was occurring, Jacob responded to a Reddit thread asking about what he thought of the situation, stating that he no longer wanted to be involved with Chris, and that he was glad that the [[September 2019]] train trip failed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/page-96#post-9585377</ref> A few weeks later, Jacob made a video claiming that a member of [[Praetor]] was apparently responsible for Chris having sex with Barbara<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/does-sockness-have-any-credibility.96855/</ref> - given that [[Bella]] was involved with Praetor at one point, Jacob's claim may or may not hold water. Since then, Jacob has been periodically swinging between wanting to bang Chris once again, to hating his guts and wanting to replace him in his demented pantheon.

== Third trolling cycle ==
Any newfound optimism onlookers might have found in Chris's ability to discern his [[enablers]]' true intent turned out to be misguided. Through early [[2020]], Chris had fallen further into [[Mysticism|occult]] practises. On 31 [[March 2020]], Chris built a pagan altar in his bedroom according to instructions found in one of Sockness's books.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 Chris's altar, 31 March 2020]</ref><ref>[https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1245166234393444352 Sockness affirms the altar is after his model]</ref> Soon thereafter, on 6 [[April 2020]], Chris followed Jacob again on [[Twitter]].<ref name=return>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6251631 Sockness returns to Chris's interest, 6 April 2020]</ref> What precisely Sockness was doing at this time is unknown, as he restricted public access to his Twitter account on 19 April.<ref>[https://archive.li/V2QxB Sockness's restricted profile, 19 April 2020]</ref>
[[File:14BCFloorplan.png|thumb|150px|The supposed "proof" Jacob gave for visiting 14BLC]]
Jacob also declared that he would attempt to attend the brony convention [[Everfree Northwest]] in disguise the following year.<ref>{{Cite Reddit
|subreddit=Kidasuna
|title= Going to Ever Free
|username=[[Jacob Sockness|luvshak214]]
|post=ocsgyf/going_to_ever_free
|archive=https://archive.fo/dcP2u}}</ref> In response, Chris asked [[Bella]] to act as a bodyguard.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref> According to a conversation between Bella and [[the Suitress]], Chris had told them all about Sockness, prompting the Suitress to declare him as the "worst of A-logs".<ref name = "chess"/> Jacob continued to post about Chris, even during [[Jail Saga|his arrest in jail]], writing a letter to him in jail, which he claimed he would only post on an undisclosed paywall when he receives it. He also claimed that he had visited [[14 Branchland Court]] at some point, posting a recreation of the visit, which involves the general layout of the house, in Microsoft Paint.<ref>{{Cite Reddit|title=Floor Plan 14 BL|url=https://www.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna/comments/u8jqsa/floor_plan_14_bl/}}</ref>

[[File:Sockness comic death.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Helena]] clarifies why Chris considers Sockness dead.]]
In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], Chris claimed Sockness had died. [[Helena]] stated in response to a fan that this was because a fictional version of Sockness was requested to die in her comic and Chris was told the death happened in the comic.

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==See also==
*[[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]]
*[[Kidasuna]]
*[[Nightvee & the Warriors For Andromeda]], a [[TSSSF]] pack featuring lore from Jacob Sockness.
*[[Sockness DMs]]
*[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]]

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{{WatchmenSaga}}
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December 2008

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[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
In December, Chris talks a lot with his fans in several Q & A sessions on IRC, we learn about his fecal leakage, and he wins the Guitar Hero contest. Whatever trolling Chris went through this year was nothing compared to what he would have to face in [[2009]].

==Events==
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 11 - Chris updates his Sonichu website to warn his fans about illegitimate Sonichu merchandise.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 14 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 22 - Chris earns his 1st ever platinum trophy on the [[PlayStation Network]] in [[Little Big Planet]].
* December 23 - [[Anna McLerran]] visits Virginia and meets with Chris.<ref>Chris mentioned on [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December 2008]] that he met Anna on Tuesday that week. 27 December 2008 [http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/monthly.html?year=2008&month=12&country=1 fell on a Saturday], and Tuesday of that week fell on 23 December. Therefore, we can infer that Chris met Anna during that date.</ref>
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes a video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community and makes his first posts.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

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BronyCon 2017

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{{quote|[[Magi-Chan]] was my escort and bodyguard the whole weekend. Even though, to most, it appeared I was dancing a duet solo, I was literally dancing with Magi-Chan, my guardian angel.|Chris on interacting with one of his [[imaginary friends]].<ref name=magi>[[:File:MergeComic6.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp1 (see summary for hi-res link).jpg|thumb|right|250px|Totes Lez.]]
'''BronyCon 2017''' was the ninth iteration of the annual convention for fans of [[My Little Pony|''My Little Pony'']]. The 2017 convention ran from 11 August to 13 [[August 2017]] at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland.

This was Chris' first BronyCon, and it would prove a major influence on the direction of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic – the notable outcome being his ''Pony'' fanfiction, [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The trip also marks a point in Chris's rejection of [[reality]] – during the convention, he believed his imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] was present with him, even dancing with thin air under the belief that Magi-Chan was his dance partner.

==Background==
Chris drove all the way to Baltimore to visit the convention, staying for the full three days, spending the money he had taken from [[Patreon]] instead of on bills (causing a two-week delay in shipping his August books to patrons).<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Blew patron funds on BronyCon, can't ship books]]</ref> While he was there, Chris took many pictures with some of the show's staff, as well as other fans. He also made several new drawings over the course of the event; some of these were signed by voice actresses from the show.

Several fellow bronies from [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board,<ref name=mlp>http://archive.is/lHRYe</ref> Twitter, and [[Kiwi Farms]] provided photos and reports on their sightings of Chris.

Unlike his [[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Mythbusters|last out-of-state trip]] five years before, he left [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] behind, however she did make him call her twice a day to check up on her.<ref name=clare></ref> One of his friends implied that she was helping Chris by promising to be on call for Barb if she needed help during the weekend.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-19#post-2507095 "a friend asked me to be on call for her mom while she is out of town."</ref>

Overall, Chris's trip to BronyCon went abnormally well and seemingly without incident. He even described feeling "the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life" after returning home.

It is likely that BronyCon 2017 was the place where [[Bella]] first saw Chris, although she claims that she did not know who he was at the time and did not talk to him.<ref>[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Suitress enters chess group #15]]</ref> This would have been the only time she ever saw him in person.

==Day 1==

Chris met Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress for MLP, talked to her about Sonichu and CWCville,<ref name=clare>[[Clare Porter]]</ref> and got an autograph and a photo with her. He also met [[Clare Porter]], a fan of his. Chris can be seen toting three large bags throughout the convention which apparently contained "the original copies of Sonichu",<ref name=clare></ref> snacks, and toys.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bc1 1.jpg|A wild clopper has been spotted!
File:Clopper_Spotting.JPG
File:Clopper Spotting2.png
File:Bc1 2.png
File:Bc1 3.jpg|In line for a panel.
File:cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|Donning his brand new [[unicorn cosplay]].
File:Cwc bronycon 2017 3.jpg
File:Bc1 with RarifriendHN.jpg
File:cwc bronycon 2017 2.jpg|With Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress.
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg ‎|"Spike loves Sonichu too. :)"
File:cwc bronycon 2017 4.jpg|"Also, Fluffle licking Vinyl. LOL"
File:Flufflepuff cwc glasses.jpg|"Fluffle Puff looks smart with my glasses; [[Ego|she Knows a Lot. 😋]]"
File:Bc1 - chris card.png|Miiverse card, which he handed out. Note the lazy correction of Christian to Christine.
File:Chris and scared girl.jpg|
File:Bc2017fan.jpg
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==Day 2==

[[File:Bc2 mlp-soul-min.jpg|thumb|150px]]
An /mlp/ user got Chris's autograph.

{{quoteboxred|I don't know anything about this year's CWC drama, but I'm glad to have my own little souvenir from the Con. After the panel Chris was showing a little girl a binder of Sonichu stuff with a Sonic Rainboom in it, so I took my opportunity.<ref name=mlp></ref>}}

The same user provided an audio clip, apparently of Chris.

<s>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TkJ0kRIb17</s> As of July 2020, file no longer exists.

[[File:Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.jpg|thumb|200px|Another, less shitty shot of Chris at the Gala.]]
Another user reported playing against Chris at poker and accidentally misgendering him, and answered a few questions:

{{quoteboxred|Okay. So who's this Christine? I played poker against her in the tournament and she got really, really fucking mad when I accidentally called her - him.
I never care to call someone by their shitty preferred gender, but fuck you got to give me some time to figure out what you fucking want to be called.

I met her again at the gala and shes been glaring at me. Lol.

I didn't realize she was a meme until I saw pictures. Who is she?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|How did he smell like? Did he joined you at poker? Did you beat him?}}

{{quoteboxred|Bad.

It was a paired tournament so we didn't have be a choice who we played.

And she can't play worth a shit. But she did manage to build off of idiots. She lost it all chasing though.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Did he say anything else at all? Talked about his comic? Was he alone?}}

{{quoteboxred|Nah. Just a lot of shit about people needing to respect correct genders.}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp3.jpg|thumb|200px]]

A fan complimented Chris on the Sonichu merch he had brought with him:

{{quoteboxred|I found Chris-Chan at a panel and gained his trust.

I asked him if his Sonichu Medallion was authentic, and he said "I am the she that used to be that he that.." and then quickly showed me the first edition of Sonichu.

He wanted to take a selfie with me, and here it is after cropping myself out.

Then he shook my hand for some reason.}}

A 4chan user claimed that Chris was "told off" by convention officials for "going up to guests and saying he's horny," apparently in reference to his plastic unicorn horn. However, there is no solid evidence backing up this claim, and at this point it should be taken with a grain of salt.

Chris appears in voice actor Claire Corlett's vlog for Day 2. Chris is seen briefly at 4:32 in the background, above the Brony wearing the rainbow wig.
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===Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala===

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===Dancing with Magi-Chan===
Takes place directly after above video. Chris dances with imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]]<ref name=magi></ref> at the ''Grand Galloping Gala'':

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During the early morning hours, Chris was spotted walking away from a parking garage which had closed for the night, leaving him unable to access his car.<ref name=mlp></ref> He took an Uber back to his hotel. Chris would later recap this event in a tweet the following year:
{{quotebox|I was feeling really tired from the shock of the Parking Garage I had my car in CLOSED at Midnight while I was at the Grand Galloping Gala, Immune to Adagio’s manipulations, and dancing with my then future husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu. YAY!<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>}}

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bc2 mlp2 (reduced size, see comment).png|Viewing "Keeping Friendship Magic: The Odd Pony Out" panel.
File:Bc2 with Kelly Sheridan.jpg|"Me and Kelly [Sheridan], Times Two!"
File:Chris at Bronypalooza.jpg| Spotted again at Bronypalooza, a BronyCon concert.
File:Blurry Chris spotting.jpg| Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.
File:Bc2 with imaginary friend.jpg|[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-22#post-2507908%7C|"He's sitting here talking to himself and holding his hand out in front himself."]
File:Bc2 mlp4.jpg|Cropped selfie with a fan.
File:Chris with @PopPunkAlto.jpg| Shut-in minds think alike.
File:Bc2 with @BookFag.jpg
File:Chris with @flutterplushies.jpg| Chris in his Gala dress.
File:Chris and @KrazyKariana.jpg| With a gal-pal/potential [[Love Quest|sweetheart]].
File:Chris Posing BC D2.jpg| Chris posing for a photo, legging holes on full display.
File:Bronycon d2 posing with mascots.jpg| With two other unicorns.
File:Chris' belongings at Bronycon.jpg|Chris's belongings.
File:Bc2 mlp5.jpg|Locked out of the parking garage.
File:Bc2 with Tetsuotherobot.jpg |"Just helped out @CWCSonichu with an uber. Worth it."
File:Bronycon2017stall.jpg|Browsing a vendor table.
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==Day 3==
Chris spent his final day at BronyCon attending a panel, taking pictures with cosplayers and other fans, and no doubt buying more crap he doesn't need with his [[Patreon]] and [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money. He wore a [[Chris and fashion|multicolored poncho]] as a top, somehow managing to look even worse than he did for the previous two days.

{{quoteboxred|He's in the Fan Project panel now. He's spent three minutes complaining about his [[trolls]] and how autistic he is, and he turned away the microphone so no one can hear what he's saying.}}

Another anon elaborated:

[[File:Bronycon2017-mlpdash.jpg|left|150px]]
{{quoteboxred|'''Sat near Chris-chan at Bronycon today.'''
It was at the fan project panel, and he even asked a question and rambled on about how he had comics and a fandom (though never explicitly stating it was Sonichu). He even said the "high functioning autistic" line. He also mentioned being trolled, not having many friends, and all that, and I honestly felt kinda bad for him. Though most of the shit he's gotten over the years was his own self inflicted stupidity, so can't feel too bad for him.

But yeah, that's been the weirdest thing at this convention by a loooong shot. Like, at most like 5-10% percent of the thousands people I've seen and heard were weird or cringy, but nearly everyone here is either normal or just standard nerds.

But seeing and hearing Chris-chan, dear God that was hard to deal with...<ref><s>https://yuki.la/mlp/30721666</s></ref>}}

{{clear}}

Day 3 pictures of Chris confirm that he wore the same ripped pair of [[Chris and fashion|leggings]] for three consecutive days. Based on his lack of basic hygiene habits, it can be assumed that they were not washed for the entire weekend.

After the con, Chris drove back to Virginia, car-pooling with Magi-Chan.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Back from BronyCon, carpooling with Magi-Chan]]</ref>

{{quotebox|On our way back home; Son-Chu, Magi-Chan and I. #BronyCon2017 was Awesome! See y'all next year (or sooner). 😉 ⚡️💖💖💖⚡️ }}

===Videos===
Chris was recorded asking a [[Chris and oration|difficult-to-understand]] question about ad-libbing at the aforementioned panel, but not before greeting them in a jarringly high-pitched voice. He later shared the video on [[Facebook]], with the caption "So cute! :)". {{Infobox/Fanvideo
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'''Chris:''' [''extremely high pitched voice''] Hi again!

'''Panel:''' Hello. Hello.

'''Chris:''' [''creepy laugh''] Ohhhh. But in the ad-libbing talk, ya'll did answer one of my questions, starting with: Y'know, "I like kites," from that episode of ''My Little Pony''.<ref>Editor's note: This is presumably a reference to [https://youtu.be/0JK-Xims7F0 this clip from the show], which also suggests that Kelly Sheridan was in the panel.</ref> I did see ad-lib and [unintelligible] so [mumbles]. Um, what ideal ad-lib would you like to contribute eventually in any show, including My Little Pony, and uh, which ones have you done so far are your personal favorite? Not counting "''I like kites''". [''laughs'']

'''Panel:''' Is that a question for all of us?

The panel's response to Chris is as below:

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[''Continuation of Chris's question from previous video'']

'''Panel:''' Is that a question for all of us?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Panel:''' Okay.

Ad libs? Well, the whole thing with ad libs is it's kind of hard to pre-plan an ad lib because that's the nature of it, is to just kind of make it up on the spot. Kind of as you're saying the lines. So, uh, I mean I guess I'd want to say one that was popular, maybe. I feel like an ad lib for Tho- I don't know if there's Thorax ad libs, but for Vinny I had a lot of ad libs in Littlest Pet Shops, uh, he did [''character voice''] "Uhhhhh, I don't know!" He had lots of weird ad libs.

Normally, we don't get- We're not allowed to ad lib. Whatever is written, uh, in the script is pretty much what we have to say, so, unless you're coughing or laughing or [unintelligible], it stays. It's really standard not to do that. But if I were to pick something I would say, I would love to ad lib more Spike in his sleep. Sleep talking.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Chris at the Holiday Inn Express.jpg| Chris fueling up before the con at the Holiday Inn Express.
File:BronyCon-d3-r1.jpg
File:BronyCon-d3-r2.jpg
File:Chris on a bus.jpg| Chris, presumably carpooling to the con.
File:Bronycon 2017 Panel.jpg|The panel Chris visited his final day at Bronycon.
File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg| A head-to-toe view of Chris's Day 3 outfit.
File:Spike in a Pikachu costume.jpg| The second drawing of Spike in a Pikachu costume. This one's only nominally less [[Chris and art|disturbing]] than the first.
‎File:Fluffle Love.jpg| "Lots of Fluffle Love. :)"
File:Chris looking uncomfortable with unknown man.jpg| Looking uncomfortable with a fan.
File:Chris dabbing.jpg| Chris performing the dab to attract a potential sweetheart. Pictured with [[Clare Porter]].
File:CWCmobile.jpg|[[Son-Chu]] 3.0 crossing the Virginia state line, on its way back to the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]].
File:MergeComic6.jpg|Chris's drawing of his dance with Magi-Chan ([[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]])
</gallery></center>

==Souvenirs and autographs==

After the around three-hour drive back to [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris shared images on Facebook, showing pieces of merchandise he purchased along with some new drawings he made. Some of these were autographed by other visitors to the convention, notably several [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|MLP voice actresses]]:

{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="800"
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!'''Image'''
!'''Description'''
!'''Chris's commentary'''
|-
|[[File:Signed Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
|Chris had Cathy Weseluck, the voice actress for Spike the Dragon, autograph his "personal copy of Sonichu #0".
|Cathy Weseluck autographed my personal copy of Sonichu #0, she remembered my name, and me kindly when I greeted her again. She is super wise, and left such an inspirational impression on me! Thank You, Cathy.
|-
|[[File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|150px]]
|Kelly Sheridan, voice of Starlight Glimmer, signed one of Chris's drawings.
|Kelly Sheridan; I was looking forward to meet her so much. She even loved my Night Star bringing up Schultz's Kite-Eating Tree. She even related to me with how I was being trolled and bullied, with such a quote that will be in my memory forever. With that many trolls, and fans, "You have made it." As in how successful I have become. Thank You, Kelly.
|-
|[[File:CMC Drawing.jpg|150px]]
|Claire Corlett, Michelle Creber, Madeleine Peters, and Brynna Drummond all "read" about Chris's "many talents" and signed his [[Chris and ego|ego-stroking]] drawing for him.
|Awesome Bonus, All of the CMC actresses were there, I was inspired to draw and write Night Star putting forward a question to really test the four of them on how to figure out the extensive meaning behind a single Cutie Mark that defines ALL of your multiple talents. They each loved and agreed on how I imagined their respective CMC responded. Not to mention more lasting impressions upon me and each of them. Thank You, Maddy! Thank You, Brynna! Thank You, Michelle! Thank You, Claire! To each of all of you, I want to say that You Are Awesome! 🌸🌸💖💖💖💖🌸
|-
|[[File:Signed BC Picture.jpg|150px]]
|Daniel Ingram's autograph on a picture of two ponies.
|And let's Not forget the Music from the show and the movies and special shorts. In General, minus Heavy Metal, music moves me, and to me, there are certain ones that send a Shiver of Happiness, Literally, throughout my whole body! To name a few, Sonic CD's "Sonic Boom", "Watashitachi Ni Naritakute", the Sailor Stars Theme Song, and even a number of Daniel Ingram's songs make me feel that musical joy. Between the Cafeteria Song, Shine Like Rainbows, even the Rainboom's Half of the Battle Song between the Dazzlings and Rainbooms. And even just Now, in the New Episode of MLP I finally watched today, I related to this episode, in short: Matched My Surprise and initial inability to cope with suddenly being That Famous, and being harassed/trolled when not used to or ready for that. And, YES, even in my Sonichu Books, like the Leasons, I never said I was as Super Powerful Perfect, I had my flaws, and they were written and drawn in ink. I, too, was and still am a Work In Progress. Daniel, Thank You for producing the Most Tracks that can fill me with the Positivity I can feel to further empower myself emotionally and mentally. And, just to repeat, Let Vinyl Scratch Speak, Soon, Please! 🎵⚡️🌸🌸⚡️
|-
|[[File:Vinyl Scratch Figure.jpg|150px]]
|He wanted Nowacking to autograph his Vinyl Scratch figure, but didn't meet her. Nowacking would later block Chris on Twitter.
|Also, and I Wish I knew sooner, Nowacking, and Doctor Wolf; I am a huge fan of them both; they were there too! I would have loved to not only Selfies with them, and Nowacking autographing my Minis Vinyl Scratch's skirt, but also a little chat, to share a positive memory with them. An intelligent chat with Doctor Wolf, singing in an impression of her "All About That Bass". I would have visited their panels, if I knew with a better highlight of those respective ones from the schedule. Then, I take a deep breath, mindfully meditate, and remind myself that I can reach out to them online, and that there's always next year.
|-
|[[File:BC fb haul 1.JPG|150px]]
|Finally, FluffyMixer signed Chris's bag with mysterious brown stains.
|Oops, I forgot one. FluffleMixer, of the Fluffle Puff series on YouTube, singed the bag that came with my Fluffle Puff plush. Thank You! 😊
|}
</center>

==Aftermath==
Chris described his enjoyment of the event:

{{quotebox|And, once again, I had an Awesome Time throughout the weekend! What really made it for me was being able to actually shine as the actual kind and open-hearted person that I was, and still am, to a LOT of people, who already knew me, and those just getting acquainted, and those who now I would delight in further communications now and then or so. And all of the Kindness and Heartfelt, Honest Love I have found, enjoyed, and will always treasure in my heart forever; the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life.

And to All of You who found me and shared at least a joyful greeting, Thank You All! I Love You All! And I truly mean that from the bottom and fullness of my smiling heart and soul, and I Loved making Each and Every one of you Smile too.

🌈🎵⚡️🖍📝🌸💖😊💖🌸📝🖍⚡️🎵}}

Although not without some muscle soreness from hauling his Sonichu crap, souvenirs and fat gut everywhere.

{{quotebox|I will say the enduring price I had to pay for the weekend, and to match tie Grand Galloping Gala's Dress Code; pinched toes and hurt heels And my calves still hurt from the weight of carrying my Sonichu books; next year, a backpack on wheels, and try for a size 7 slipper. Everything Positive still worth all that endurance on my part. Earned my enjoyable weekend more ways than one. 😊 I'm alive and okay; I will recover quick like normal.}}

Chris would go on to attend [[BronyCon 2018|the following BronyCon]].

==References==
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[[Category:Conventions]]

A Workout

2022-12-04T01:42:06Z

Gray Deign: removing dead link

'''A Workout''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 19 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris appears to have stuffed his [[muscle bra]] again and performs [[Chris_and_health#Exercise|a workout routine]] to "Ass 'N' Titties" by {{w|DJ Assault}}, specifically a [[YouTube]] video which includes dancing by various ''World of Warcraft'' characters. Most would assume this is [[I AM STRONG|yet another attempt]] for Chris to prove that he is not obese and is actually [[chris and health|very athletic]], but his display is not very convincing.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Workout
| ytid = RRNSnltH1i4
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]
| next = [[SonichuBabies]]
}}

{{quote|Feel her boobies!}}

=== Transcript ===
'''''0:00-0:10''' Video starts with Chris putting on Ass 'n' Titties by DJ Assault. Chris faces the camera with his stuffed [[muscle bra]] and starts [[Chris and health|exercising]] by punching spastically in time to the beats. ''

'''''0:11-0:24''' He then begins doing his version of jumping jacks.''

'''''0:25-0:59''' Chris starts swaying his hips from side to side before doing several [[CWC Fighter|Chun Li kicks]]. He noticeably begins to slow down here but continues on and adds spastic punches as well.''

'''''1:00-1:27''' He starts twisting side to side with stuffed muscle bra in full view. [[Slow in the minds|Chris loses the beat]] of the track at this point.''

'''''1:28-1:54''' Next up he starts stretching his arms to the ground and back up. Though he speeds up again for a few seconds, he goes back to slow relatively quickly.''

'''''1:55-2:11''' Chris starts stretching his arms down each arm individually.''

'''''2:12-2:19''' Here he stretches out his back with his [[Obesity|fat autistic gut]] on display.''

'''''2:20-2:43''' Next he begins twisting side to side again momentarily before doing jumping jacks again with poor posture.''

'''''2:44-3:05''' Begins punching again, taking a brief look at his screen. Starts punching side to side.''

'''''3:06-3:23''' Chris twists side to side again, this time with his arms open and being twice as slow as the rhythm.''

'''''3:24-3:29''' Punches upwards and then back forwards. Music stops. Chris faces the camera and gropes his own man tits.''

Feel her boobies!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]|nextlink=[[SonichuBabies]]}}
{{Power videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-19]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-19]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-19]]

Kiwi Farms posts (LegendaryChristorian)

2022-11-26T14:34:28Z

Gray Deign:

This page is an archive of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s posts on the online forum, [[Kiwi Farms]], under the username, LegendaryChristorian. Posts are sorted by date.

__TOC__

[[File:LegendaryChristorian1.png|thumb|300px||LegendaryChristorian's first post on Kiwi Farms]]

==Good Day, People! Pin This To The Top==
4 [[October 2017]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/good-day-people.34903/ ([https://archive.ph/aVoza archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Your combined dream is realized, for I Am The Miss Christine Weston Chandler, and I am here to address my followers (bad ones included, and forgiven (just Do Not talk more Mockery, Smack or anything I would not initially say, against me)).

I come here today to begin in directly taking on any applicable, and acceptable questions about myself; No Personal Details, Mind You.

But there Is a catch, a simple price for my attendance here to answer your LittleBigQuestions. Firstly, NONE of You, nor ANY of your associates, friends, allies, ecetera, will EVER contact, NOR mal-tweet, NOR mal-comment, ANY and ALL of My Friends, Family And Associates. This, Especially Includes my Sweetheart. I Understand you all have a common desire: My Happiness and Good Future; this goes appreciated very much. But the happiness of My Closest Ones are Most Important to me. As for face-to-face, Offline, should any of you catch me at such a moment, I ask that None of you Follow or Stalk me, UNLESS You are Courageous enough to greet me kindly and share a Pleasent moment. In the company of my Sweetie, such stalking is most questionable. I will have little to no discomfort upon anyone else in my presence. Consider My Personal Space and Person a SAFE SPACE I will personally NOT tolerate any mal-content within mine, or ANY of my friends, family or associate's Total Local Space.

I will come onto here Once a Week, take down some Questions, and I will answer them on a live-streaming video soon after. I am in development of making this the limited-time routine.

One FAQ I Will address Right Now, so it will NOT Be Repeated in My Single Thread On Here: "Why don't you get a job/why don't you take more responsibility/why don't you just grow up already?"

Obviously, those who ask this and these questions likely are already employed themselves, or are spoiled in their own individual lives, and do not appreciate how tough it is to simply Get A Job. I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon Family, my City of Cwcville, [[Chris and reality|my own Only-Me Psychic Connection to my family and friends there, in that dimension]]. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate at most given times, as they are at those respective moments. And I Have Matured Emotionally and Mentally; More than you could ever imagine. And I do have a great empathy skill, so I am fully capable of putting myself into any of your individual shoes.

ALSO, I would very much appreciate being addressed and referred to in the Female Pronouns, from Now On, not only in this Thread, but All Threads. And my Name is Christine; Chris or Chris Chan is also acceptable when addressing me. Mainly Remember, please, that I Am Woman.

I will leave you all for the moment with these words. My Time and Presence on These Forums of yours are NOT to Troll any of you. I will Not Bully Anyone, and I certainly have not, nor will ever, Harass anyone. I can and will offer kindness and support on the safe online areas of my Twitter, Facebook, or similar Social Media pages where I do frequent in the Typing form of communication or sharing. I Am a person, Just like Each and Every One of You All, but I Am Better than to sink to a Trolling level, despite any and all past times I have felt need to. And Those will Not be brought up again, if you all will please. My information past and present shared May go towards making a better documentary or series of my characters. USE COMMON SENSE, and LOVE; my stories are Not Dark, and aside from my trial at saucy tidbits, The main targeted age rating is TV-Y7 And Above. Y7! I encourage fan creativity, stylish arts as individually possible, but also retro style and in younger skill levels for those who Are in that age range, or are mentally alone in that age range. Let us all make this a Brighter and Better Future not only for Me, but Everyone I Care for and About Very Much from my Heart and Soul. Love Is Love! I thank you all for your understanding, compassion, kindness and respect.

To each and every one of you, with all due respect, I wish you a Great and Safe Day.

Sincerely,
Miss Christine Weston Chandler (formerly known as Christopher and Christian).}}

[[File:LegendaryChristorian2.png|thumb|300px||LegendaryChristorian's second post on Kiwi Farms]]

==I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!==

5 October 2017<ref name="curse">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-curse-each-and-every-one-of-you-all.34943 ([https://archive.ph/UCPRI archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!}}

==See also==
*[[CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)]]
{{references}}

[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts]]

Timeline of the Financhu Crisis (2016)

2022-11-26T03:55:41Z

Gray Deign: url updates with a couple archives, although I believe many of these can be converted to internal files or links

This page lists the '''[[2016]] timeline of the [[Financhu Crisis]]'''.

==March '16==
*1st - Chris buys a PS4, worth $540, from Fingerhut (using a credit card).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/internet-detective-proves-chris-bought-the-ps4-himself.18249/ (archive: https://archive.ph/kitoW)</ref>
*16th - Barb is found guilty in a debt case involving Discover Financial Services. The judgement states that she owes $4,706.93.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/barb-sued-by-discover-bank.18379/page-28#post-1324090</ref>
*19th - Chris spends $425 on a single Lego set,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/</ref> available for $75 less on the lego website.<ref>https://shop.lego.com/en-US/Firehouse-Headquarters-75827</ref>

==April '16==
*12th - [[Please, Donate|Chris begs]]. This video is notable for being the first video devoted to asking for money.
*16th - It's revealed that Chris borrowed $3,000 from a payday loan.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref>
*24th - [[Donation Request|Chris begs]] again, this time without offering crafts in exchange.

==May '16==
*4th - The donations listing on Chris's Etsy shop is removed, presumably for violating TOS.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-29-chris-is-excited-about-ratchet-clank-totes-swag.20150/page-10#post-1434759</ref>
*9th - Chris spends $60 on his [[waifu|waifu]].
*23rd - The Chandlers pay $616.52 for the first half of 14BC's 2016 [[:File:Property tax 2016 part1.png|property tax]].
*23rd - [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|Chris begs]] for bananas. He also [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announces]] the debut of a Support button on his Youtube channel to replace the Etsy listing.
*25th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal|in a Facebook post]] while reminding readers that Etsy removed his donation listing and that he has a Support button on Youtube instead.
*26th - Chris begs [[May 2016 Facebook posts#Uncharted video and donations|on Facebook]], links to his game stream of Uncharted and repeats his statements from the 25th.
*28th - Chris spends nearly $100 on Transformers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
*29th - Chris spends another $30 on his waifu.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-8#post-1498444</ref>
*31st - Chris spends $150 more on Transformers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496692</ref>

==June '16==
*8th - Chris's Etsy shop is closed,<ref>[[Etsy#Shop Closure]]</ref> presumably for failing to send orders.
*11th - [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he announces that his shop is closed. Starting from this video, Chris adds his begging to the video descriptions.
*14th - Chris begs to have $100 for Barb's asthma medicine, in [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|two]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] which feature Barb.
*17th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|Chris begs]] to have $200 for an electric bill, while reading a fanfic called "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness".
*19th - [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|Chris begs]], again saying he wants $200 for an electric bill, and also wanting food money, while reading another chapter of Bluebird.
*19th - Chris wants to become a [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitute]], in an attempt to get both money and china.
*26th - Chris begs his half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help, while simultaneously insulting him for "pissing and burning" the money he earns from working as a movie critic on apartment rent.<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts#O brother, where art thou?]]</ref>
*29th - [[Announcement 06292016|Chris begs]], saying that even though he got donations, he wants more because "we could still do better", before reading the third chapter of Bluebird.

==July '16==
*1st - Chris pays his $541 court costs for pepper-spraying a Gamestop employee in 2014.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-1-chris-paid-his-court-costs.22142/ (archive: https://archive.ph/amBHo)</ref>
*8th - [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|Chris begs]] while reading chapter four of Bluebird.
*9th - [[Announcement 20160709|Chris begs]] in a long rant, saying he is stressed from dealing with finances. He mentions a mortgage among the bills. He wants food money for himself, Barb and their pets.
*10th–11th - [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|Chris begs]] in a series of four videos, wanting $20 or $50. He demeans himself on camera to get people to donate. Finally, he thanks people for sending the "minimum $20" before begging to have money for Barb's teeth.
*13th - [[Donations Further Requested, Please|Barb begs]] to have money for her dental work.
*13th - Chris finally decides to sell some of his toys to raise money. He lists one Pokémon card on eBay for $50.<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Chris Offers a Pokemon Card for Sale]]</ref>
*14th - Chris lists two more Pokémon cards on eBay, for $100 each.
*15th - Chris begs for food money in a [[July 2016 Facebook posts#"I'm not on drugs!"|Facebook post]], complaining that people aren't willing to donate anymore.
*18th - [[Update 20160718|Chris begs]] for money in the same video in which he reads an anniversary dedication, while expecting to be paid $50 for it.
*18th - One of the $100 Pokémon cards Chris listed on eBay is sold.<ref>http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=282101638696</ref>
*20th–22nd - Chris produces [[Paid Video Requests|eight videos]] to earn money from his fanbase.
*23rd - Chris returns to begging [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|on Facebook]]. He also announces that "this window is for Donations Only. No video requests until further notice", after his YouTube account receives its second strike against it for violating policy on "nudity or sexual content" after [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|a video]] he uploaded on the 22nd got reported. He [[:File:Cwc-crayolasword-stitched.png|also begs]] to a Kiwi Farms user named crayolasword who asks him about the situation.
*24th - Chris announces [[July 2016 Facebook posts#I have grown a labia!|on Facebook]] that he has grown a labia using subliminal frequencies found on YouTube. He also requests donations for gender reassignment.
*26th - Three days after being barred from uploading videos to his CwcvilleGuardian YouTube account, Chris circumvents the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]], restarting the Paid Video Requests program and accepting offers for $10-$50.
*28th - Chris makes one sale on the video program.

==August '16==
<center><gallery>
File:Barb capitalone.png|Capital One Bank vs Barb
File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined - No county dog tag 2
File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined - No rabies certificate 2
</gallery></center>
*4th - Barb is sued by yet another bank. The hearing would take place on September 14th.
*5th - Chris pays $121 in court costs and fines for failing to acquire proper certifications for [[Clover and Snoopy]].
*5th - Chris begs for donations in [[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning|a Facebook post]] and asks for tubes of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Oestrogel]] to be sent to him.
*9th - Chris relists the Birthday Pikachu card on eBay for $500 and begs people to "Buy It Now and help me and my family".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Buy this $3,000 VHS tape]]</ref> He also offers a VHS tape of Aladdin for $3,000.<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/282128626463</ref>
*11th - Chris begs [[Cole Smithey|Cole Smithey]] for financial help again, this time by saying, "Hey! Cole!!! Get off of your ass and apologize and make peace with us here, In Person, and Help Us Financially, Please".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts|Get off your ass, Cole!]]</ref>
*14th - A buyer purchases the [[Megatron pistol]] from Chris, netting Chris $50. It's the first Relic of Fail to be sold during the Crisis.
*31st - Chris begs his audience [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|on Facebook]] to pay his mortgage of $115,000.

==September '16==
<center><gallery>
File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png|Capital One Bank court ruling.
</gallery></center>
*12th - Chris is spotted and photographed at a [[Card Games#Toys "Я" Us|Toys "Я" Us]] buying two tins of Pokémon cards, two days before his mother goes to court.
*14th - Greene County's court rules that Barb owes $15,906.99 in unpaid debt to Capital One bank.
*19th - Chris begs in [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|a Facebook post]], while showing off his new pet cat. He wants money to cover bills for the second half of the month, one paragraph after stating that he needed "allowance fun" to get a break from [[stress]] in the first half of the month.
*27th - Chris claims in a [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|video]] that the "fickle finances" are improving for him and Barb, shortly before playing with his newly-bought Transformers toys, showing that he is unaware or does not care about the fact that his mother legally owes over $20,000 as a result of the two lawsuits filed against her in 2016 or that the property tax for their house will be due in two months.

==October '16==
*18th - Chris resumes begging in a [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while|video]], saying that he is sick and that he is running low on chicken noodle soup and money. Notably, he had spent $160 buying Transformers toys on eBay in the weeks beforehand.<ref>[[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return]]</ref>

==November '16==
<center><gallery>
File:Receipt for a penny - credit to Philosophy Phil.png|$0.01 donation
</gallery></center>

*9th - Chris, in response to the election, films a [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|video]] of him destroying a Transformer toy that is meant to represent Donald Trump. The toy was part of the Transformers toy purchase back in September, costing him $25.
*18th - Chris spends $90 on Pokemon<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref> and Transformers.<ref>[[Twitter#More wish list demands]]</ref>
*21st - The Chandlers pay the second half of their 2016 property tax for 14 Branchland Court, costing them $616.52.<ref>[[:File:Propertytax2016paid.png]]</ref>
*21st - Chris [[Help, please|makes another video]] to beg for donations again. He also [[Twitter#Help, please|posts]] to Twitter, saying, "We need more money, please. The Mortgage people are [[Kick the Autistic|kicking us again]]. Please send money to me via PayPal".
*22nd - Chris reacts to a penny donated by a troll,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-6#post-1893900</ref> [[Twitter#We need more than a penny|tweeting]], "We need Donations larger than a penny apiece. Please try to give us $10 or a Lot more than that".
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon|posts]] that he will join [[Patreon]], after Barb had to pawn a necklace, which she had to sell at a significant loss for $325, to pay debts/bills.
*30th - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|updates]] his Christmas [[wish list]], to remove the $50 Transformers toy,<ref>http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=HAS25156&mode=retail Chris mentioned this shop listing</ref> named "Alpha Trion and Astrotrain", which he had bought. He does not pawn this, or any of his other toys, to help Barb; instead, he makes [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|a video of himself playing with it]].
*30th - Chris launches his [[Patreon]] account. He states that he wants $200,000 to pay the "home's finances, including the Mortgage and Credit Cards". He also says he wants an extra $50,000 for "[[List of toys|rainy day(s)]]".

==December '16==
*1st - Chris updates his [[Patreon]] with more gifts, consisting of merchandise from Skylanders [[Chris and his Ego#Fixation on self-image|customized to appear like his in-game avatar]] (which would be produced by that company) and clarifies that he wants $250,000 total, rather than per month, showing that he still has unrealistic views on how much he can scam out of people.
*2nd - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]], in which he plugs his Patreon channel while playing with expensive Transformers toys.
*19th - Barb wants to sell a [[Craigslist#Riding lawn tractor|riding lawn tractor]] for $595.

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
[[Category:Financhu Crisis]]

CWCki Forums

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Gray Deign: updated urls and added archives

:''This article is about the original CWCki Forums. For the subsequent site that it was enlarged and rebranded as, see [[Kiwi Farms]]. For the Kiwi Farms splinter site, see [[CWCki Club]].

{{quote|CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED [[Homos|HOMO]]!!!! CHRISTIAN IS [[STRAIGHT]]!!!! He gets [[Cakefarts|hard]] over women!! He vomits at [[JERKS|males]]!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!|Chris on the CWCki Forums, 24 August 2013}}

[[File:137704626985.jpg|thumb|400px|This is basically it.]]

The '''CWCki Forums''' was the name of a web message board previously loosely affiliated with the [[CWCki]]. It was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested in all things Christorical. Its primary purpose was to allow users to discuss and speculate about [[Chris]], without needing to do so in the [[CWCki:NAF|CWCki talk pages]]. It received hundreds of thousands of posts on hundreds of different discussion topics about Chris over the years, and had thousands of posters, which can cause one to pause and either marvel at the enduring fascination of Chris as a subject matter, wonder who the ''actual'' autists were, or both.

It is known that Chris was posting on the forum in 2012 under the nickname "paintingatree". In his few posts, he generally tried to defend himself under the guise of a remorseful troll. This fact alone, as well as his [[Chris and writing|writing style]] and posting habits (posting rarely, never in the same thread again and never trying to start a conversation with other users) made his presence somewhat a open secret. Surprisingly, Chris registered again under the same nickname in February 2013. He wrote the first post on 23 May, in which he made it clear that it was him. In spite of this, [[Slow-in-the-minds|in other posts he pretended to be someone else.]] As it could be expected, he was trying to defend himself again (mostly from accusations of being [[Homos|homosexual]], since many users, knowing that they're being watched, jokingly concluded that the meaning behind his absurd [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#The_Riddle|Facebook riddle]] is that Chris wants to [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|come out of the closet]]), and was very rude to the users in almost all of his posts. Being in the process of adding old friends from his [[Manchester High|high school]] on FB, he also asked if anybody found [[Tiffany Gowen]].

It's assumed that Chris lurked on the boards regularly, and screenshots of the forum have appeared on his [[Facebook]] account. His exact motivations for doing this are not clear, but it has been speculated that he intended to use the screen caps as proof of a troll conspiracy including [[Michael Snyder]]. Robert Bell, Chris's lawyer, was apparently unpersuaded by Chris's legal acumen and did not enter any screen caps into evidence.

In February 2015 the site was consolidated into the [[Kiwi Farms]], which focuses on lolcows (people and groups who are generally not self-aware and whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs) in general and not just CWC. (The new name came from the way several lolcows mispronounced "CWCki Forums".)

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==Posts==
Below are the posts Chris wrote under pseudonym paintingatree between 23 May and 6 September 2013. Unfortunately, all of his posts from the old Forumer incarnation from 2012 seem to be lost. Chris's posts are in blue, while posts in threads he was responding to are in red.

===Re: DreamHost and a possible migration===
{{quoteboxred|'''by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] » Wed May 22, 2013 1:00 am'''
Uhh, all the cool kids use linode. Also, I'd whatever the whatever you're asking us to whatever, but I'm too drunk to do it properly and/or usefully right now, so, maybe when I'm sober.|Marvin}}

And then, [[Pokémon|a wild Chris-Chan appears]]:

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Thu May 23, 2013 7:36 am'''
Why don't you and that damn [[Cwcki]] just go ahead and die off the [[Internet]] already so I can finally find some peace of my life?<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dreamhost-and-a-possible-migration.998/#post-65470 (archive: https://archive.ph/7ecjI)</ref>}}

===Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?===
{{quoteboxred|'''by Thetan » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:42 pm'''
Rather than constantly whining about how lonely he is, Chris should consider revising his sweetheart standards. He has set the bar far too high for himself. He couldn't even make things work out with [[Faeryn]] or [[The Wallflower]].

Chris could do well with a 'special' girl: potentially someone mildly mentally retarded who enjoys the same childish things he does. They could enjoy each other's company, coloring and watching cartoons together. As long as they don't have unprotected sex, I don't see a problem with this type of relationship.

Such a person may actually find Chris interesting, look up to him, and hang onto his every word. The relationship would not only alleviate his loneliness, but be good for his ego as well.|Thetan}}

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm'''
In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a [[Tomgirl|"Special Girl"]]? [[Chris and hypocrisy|How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/should-chris-consider-dating-a-special-girl.1183/page-6#post-77414 (archive: https://archive.ph/k5ww5)</ref>}}

===Re: Tiffany Gowen===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:20 pm'''
Hey, whatever happened to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]? Didn't she get [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]] or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tiffany-gowen.1065/page-2#post-70608 (archive: https://archive.ph/xUbJL)</ref>}}

Most noteworthy response:

{{quoteboxred|'''by applecat » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:14 am'''
I found her! It was tough because she didn't have a Facebook, but I made sure to send her a link to the CWCki so she would know to stay away from that horrible man. She was very disappointed in him, but she thanked me for the tip-off. That's one more gal-pal safe from Chris!|applecat <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tiffany-gowen.1065/page-3#post-70624</ref>}}

===Re: I had a conversation with my wife about Christian.===
{{quoteboxred|'''by The Dude » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:41 am'''
I've told her a little about Christian back in the day, but haven't told her about any of the recent stuff like Tomgil, running over Snyder, stuff like that.

The conversation went like this:

Me: So let's have a hypothetical.

Mrs. Dude: OK.

Me: Let's say something happens to me and we're no longer together. For sake of argument let's say I died.

Mrs. Dude: Oh no!

Me: So I'm dead and gone, and you're single again. Enough time has passed that you want to get back out and find another man.

Mrs. Dude: OK.

Me: Now here's the rub; the only guy who wants to date you is fat, balding, doesn't bathe, has no job, dresses like a girl, and lives with his mother in a hoarded house. He also shits himself when he's upset.

Mrs. Dude: Ew! EEWWWWW!!!

Me: What do you do?

Mrs. Dude: Tell him to stay away and strongly consider becoming a lesbian.

Me: A wise choice.

Mrs. Dude: There's someone out there that you know about who fits that exact description, isn't there?

Me: Remember that guy I told you about on the internet? The guy I showed you the videos of him having a [[Singstar Challenge|singing battle]] with [[Liquid Chris|my friend]]?

Mrs. Dude: The autistic kid with the fucked up Sonic thing?

Me: Yup.

Mrs. Dude: He SHITS himself?

Me: Yup.

Mrs. Dude: Oh my...why? That's just grody! EW! EEWWWW!!

Me: I know.

Do you ever have conversations with anyone about Chris? How have they gone?|The Dude <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-had-a-conversation-with-my-wife-about-christian.1721/ (archive: https://archive.ph/KIQWr)</ref>}}

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:56 pm'''
You, sir, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-had-a-conversation-with-my-wife-about-christian.1721/page-2#post-107433 (archive: https://archive.ph/KIQWr)</ref>}}

===Seriously? No one wants to finish [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#The_Riddle|Chris' Puzzle]]?===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:08 pm'''
You all aren't even going to figure the Links between the photos? I mean, I don't think they have the same common thread, but one still links to the other. The lemon cake is a favorite food of businesswomen, and Cuban is a businessman. A bakery in Delaware highly recommends lemon and almond cookies. Delaware Bue Hens; hens on a farm with tornados. It's not totally rocket science. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/seriously-no-one-wants-to-finish-chris-puzzle.1725/ (archive: https://archive.ph/egXnb)</ref>}}

===Re: Chris likes [[Manchester_High_School#Go_Lancers.21|the lancers]] on facebook.===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:10 pm'''
Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless [[MALE|males]]! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!

BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!

[[Chris and hypocrisy|You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all!]] I do not know why I keep following you all at all!

Break Up the whole Group here already!!! <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-likes-the-lancers-on-facebook.1713/page-9#post-106963 (archive: https://archive.ph/coCJ2)</ref>}}

===Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:59 pm'''
You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at [[MALE|males]]!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!

You god damned [[JERKS|males]] make me vomit, sick and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]!! <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/christian-weston-chandler-is-straight.1760/ (archive: https://archive.ph/6tD1B)</ref>}}

===September 2 FB update; New Troll to "Welcome"===

Just after revealing himself in his previous post, Chris acts as if nothing happened. Instead of [[Calling Out|encouraging his trolls to harass his perceived enemies]] directly in a quoted FB post, he does it by pretending to be one of them... and fails.

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Mon Sep 2, 2013 9:22 am'''
He has posted Publically ''[sic]'', and I quote:

I have just been intercepted by a Manajerk and an Offline Troll/Bully. Her name is [REDACTED]; works within the Mal-Wart region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the XBox brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem!

Yes! Let's Bother The Hell Out Of the Manajerk, and Give Her the Worst Day of Her Life!!!<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/september-2-fb-update-new-troll-to-welcome.1805/ (archive: https://archive.ph/5CWdh)</ref>}}

===Bann has happened again===
Chris again requests for a trolling plan to troll Ms.Manajerk which is according to his [[Facebook#Chris_Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]], ignoring the '''No trolling plans''' rule again.
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:00 pm'''
Ha! I sincerely do not find anything credible about this forum that makes it Not-Trolling. We really should Troll (name redacted) now that she has followed in [[Michael Snyder]]'s steps now. She deserves revenge in Chris' name. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bann-has-happened-again.1851/ (archive: https://archive.ph/EwLmk)</ref>}}

===YOU ALL DO NOTHING BUT CONTINUE TO TROLL PEOPLE!!!===
After getting the responses he doesn't desire, Chris then tard rages and shows off his huge [[Chris and his ego|ego]] about how [[Chris and copyright|taking his words and content without permission or consent is trolling and cyber-bullying.]] Again, he pretends as if he is not Chris at all.
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:02 pm'''
IF this was NOT a Trolling Forum, you all would NOT be talking at all about Christian. [[Chris and his ego|The more you talk about him, AND bother him in ANY Communications, AND take his words and content without permission or consent, THE MORE YOU BASTARDS ARE SO TROLLING AND CYBER-BULLYING!!!]]

DESTROY THIS FORUM AND THE DAMN CWCKI NOW!!!<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/you-all-do-nothing-but-continue-to-troll-people.1855/ (archive: https://archive.ph/8gRkp)</ref>}}

==Gallery==
Through the years, Chris has taken screencaps of various posts on both the CWCki Forums and the Kiwi Farms, posting and responding to them on either [[Facebook]] or [[Twitter]].
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File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks board regular "Lucrid" and assures us the [[JenkinsJinkies]] sodomy story was made up.
File:Koreans.PNG|Chris denigrates Korean cuisine due to a misunderstanding.
File:No_trolling_plans.jpg|"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?" - [[Facebook#No_trolling_plans|Chris, over Facebook]]
File:CWCKiForumsPoll.jpg|Right; I'm ugly as hell. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[2012 Poster campaign]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[GameFAQs]]
* [[Kiwi Farms]]
* [[Sonichu Girls]]
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

[[Category: Websites]]

Etsy

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Gray Deign: Kiwi Farms urls updated, archived more links

[[File:Etsy 3 years complaint.png|thumb|right|An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.]]

'''Etsy''' is an online marketplace for handmade, vintage, and craft items and supplies. On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris created an account to sell his wares, ending a long and turbulent tenure as an [[eBay]] seller. Chris spent about one year selling his arts and crafts on eBay, but was never satisfied with the arrangement. eBay frequently took items down, sometimes due to trolls, but more often due to Chris violating the site policy (over and over, in the same way every time). His habits likely caught up with him, because on 8 June 2016, Chris's Etsy seller account was closed.

In 2021, the group [[Praetor]] partnered with Chris, opening a shop owned by Praetor, with products created by the group with Chris's approval.

==Announcement==
[[File:Flyer.jpg|thumb|right|200px|He's probably passing these out at [[Impulse Gay Social Club|Impulse]] too.]]
On 2 September 2015, Chris announced that he was winding down his business on eBay and relocating to Etsy:

{{quotebox|I am Moving Shop to etsy.com; it is Definitely an Improvement from eBay. So, come on down and request a Medallion, a Commission, a Photo, or simply Donate towards Book #11 and Beyond!

Listings for Sonichu and Rosechu, and CWC, Amiibo Figures are Coming Soon.

Have a Great Day!}}

He added:

{{Quote|It is definitely Easier and Better than eBay.}}

The following day he made a Facebook note announcing the switch, and a week later he revealed a flyer for the shop. True and Honest Fans have since found the flyer taped to a bathroom wall in Charlottesville, and had it mailed to a business in Richmond.<ref>https://archive.ph/WSxOY</ref><ref>[[:File:CWCville SC Ad.jpeg]]</ref>

Chris's Etsy shop, which opened for business on 2 September, was named "'''Cwcville Shopping'''," subheaded "Cwcville Shopping Center." The tagline was, "Christine Weston Chandler's Shop for Items and Creations Straight from the Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the City of Cwcville, Va."

An archive of the page as it appeared on 10 Sep 2015 can be seen [https://archive.is/isB96 here].

==Christine Chandler's Profile==
[[File:Etsy profile.png|right|thumb|250px|Chris's Etsy profile.]]
'''About'''

I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.

I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.

I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :) And I feel happy about myself.

Lesbian TransWoman

Born on February 24

Joined August 29, 2015

'''Favorite Materials
'''

Crayola Model Magic Clay, Crayola Markers, Paper, Pen, Krazy Glue, Acrylic Paints, and other things

==Items==
By the time Chris left eBay, he was being allowed to sell only one item at a time per his two accounts, due to him constantly breaking site rules. Etsy provided a fresh start, and allowed him to sell as much as he wanted. The [[medallions]], [[autographed photos]], and [[commissions]] appeared immediately, and the [[Sonichu Amiibo]] soon followed. For some reason he chose not to offer any more [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original drawings]] for sale, probably because commission work was more reliable. The product descriptions were largely copied from those on eBay, including instructions regarding "bidding," even though Etsy is a strictly a buy-it-now market. He got the sample photos for his commissions straight from this very wiki.

Autographed paperback copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' through ''4'' were also for sale, made by [[Lulu]]. Sonichu 1 became available only after the [[Sonichu 1#2015 revisions|most recent revisions]] introducing [[Ren Skysoar]] were made, suggesting that someone persuaded him he'd need to make less use of Sega's [[copyright]]ed characters.

Eager fans quickly shelled out money for all these items.

===Donate towards New Comic Book Pages===
{{Main|Sonichu 11}}
{{see also|Donation listing drawings|DStecks}}

An archive of the Donate page can be seen [http://archive.is/hxMPv here].
{{quotebox|
$10.00

'''Overview'''

* Handmade item
* Materials: paper, pen, marker
* Ships worldwide from Ruckersville, Virginia

'''Item Details'''

As a devoted fan to the Sonichu and Rosechu Comic Book Series, I am certain you do want to see More Pages since I ended up with Creator's Block and forced into Hiatus in 2011. Well, I, Christian, now Christine, Weston Chandler, am getting back into the drawing, writing and coloring recently, and working on a schedule that works around my projects as well. And then, I have my own typical stresses in Life and all.

And if you don't feel like buying a medallion, commission, or figure from me, I offer you a chance to donate towards my own peace of mind to further and better draw and create. $10 for One Full Written, Drawn and Colored Page in my current Book, makes a great difference and everyone wins.

And for each person who donates through here, I will draw and send a single Character Drawing as a sign of gratitude. Requests for drawing content are welcomed, but if no request is made, I shall draw a fresh drawing of Sonichu. **Limit One Drawing Per Person, Per Day.

Thank You for your help.

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Not long after listing this, something rather unprecedented happened. A YouTube reviewer named [[DStecks]] gave Chris $1,000 towards the continued production of Sonichu.

Subsequently, Chris edited the price to "$10.00+" and the description to include more options:

{{quotebox|
All completed Past and NEW Pages will be uploaded and Publicly viewable on my Facebook Page, https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian, in their respective photo albums. After getting enough funds, I will look further into Paper Self-Publishing and Printing of the books, and shortly after sell them on my shop here.

And for each person who donates through here, I will draw and send a single Character Drawing as a sign of gratitude. Requests for drawing content are welcomed, but if no request is made, I shall draw a fresh drawing of Sonichu. **Limit One Drawing Per Person, Per Day.

And, in the back of the book, I'll put your name there in a dedicated page. You reserve the right to request your name not be listed and remain anonymous.

EVERYONE who Donates gets a Character Drawing and a name in the book's back, each and respectively. But you get more if you Donate More. **ALL Character Drawings will be shipped within two days of Donation.

At the $50.00 Level, you'll get your choice of either a Sonichu Medallion (Or other optional variant or Custom; see Medallion Listing) Or an Autographed Photo of me. Allow up to two weeks for medallion creation.

$100.00 gets you your choice of one of the Sonichu or Rosechu Amiibo Figures, or one of the CWC Amiibo Figures (see their individual listings). Allow up to four weeks for Figure parts being acquired and assembly/creation.

$500.00 gets you a Sonichu Medallion (Or other optional variant or Custom; see Medallion Listing), one Sonichu or Rosechu Amiibo Figure of your choice, AND the three piece set of CWC Amiibo Figures (Pre-2011 Christian Weston Chandler, Chris Chan Sonichu, and Post-2011 Christine Weston Chandler). Allow a Month for Figure parts being acquired and assembly/creation, and you may request an Autographed Photo as well. Depending on the timing of Donation and Page Creation, your name may end up being written into the back(s) of the current book, as well as the following book.

$1,000 gets you the Complete Main Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo Figure Wave 1 Set (Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy and Magi-Chan), the three-piece CWC Amiibo Figure Set (Pre-2011 Christian Weston Chandler, Chris Chan Sonichu, and Post-2011 Christine Weston Chandler), a Sonichu Medallion (Or other optional variant or Custom; see Medallion Listing), and you may request an Autographed Photo as well. Depending on the timing of Donation and Page Creation, your name may end up being written into the back(s) of the current book, as well as the following book, and maybe the one book after that. So, up to three books.

Thank You soo much for your help. Even the little donations help and go a very long way.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Coupon Codes should NOT be applied to Donations.}}

However, the donation eventually ended up for naught, as Chris soon abandoned Sonichu 11 late next month, making only 16 out of the promised 100 pages.

===Custom, Birthday, Holiday, or General, Greeting Video featuring Christine Weston Chandler===
1 January 2016

Price: $50

This listing is a continuation of an offer from 22 December 2015, when he made [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]] to announce that anyone paying $50 through the ''Donate'' listing would receive a video.

{{Paid Videos}}

{{quotebox|What you see is what you read in the title of this listing: A personal Greeting or Shout Out video from me, Christine Weston Chandler, the creator and author of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville. See details below, as well as public sample videos on my channel.

**The contents of the video(s) have to be clean and pleasant. Each video will end up resulting up to and around a minute in length, on average, but can be longer in time length. After recording, the video will be uploaded onto my YouTube channel, CwcvilleGuardian, as unlisted.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiYERZuoAiu9ltkMcXZPYRQ
If you wish your video to be Public, instead, please specify with the Variation Option. Time of my being able to record the video and uploading it will vary depending on my state of physical and mental well-being, as well as energy level, and life events and so forth, but more likely, I'll have the video recorded and uploaded within a day or two. After uploading, and confirmation of being able to view it, I will send you the link to your video on the receipt of Sending the item out. All Rights Reserved and everything; safety of my person and being must be maintained. Your requests will be taken under great consideration prior to recording. Thank you for your continuing support and patronage.

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===Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm on T.V. Two DVD Set===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}
1 February 2016

Price: $30

{{quotebox|This is the DVD I've personally compiled before and completed on February 24, 2007; my 25th Birthday. On Disc One, see just about everything in my life up to my 25th Birthday, including the inspirational message I recorded on the exact day for future generations as well. See past recorded videos, unedited, as well as slideshows of over a thousand photographs of me, my family and (past) friends, with audio featuring myself playing a radio show host with selections of good songs from my music collection.

On Disc Two, there are a few videos recorded After 2/24/2007, including the animations and level videos I have personally created on Sony PlayStation 3's LittleBiGPlanet and LittleBiGPlanet 2, of which are still uploaded and playable from LBP 1, 2 and 3 respectively (I have not uploaded anything from LBP 3, Karting, PSP, or Vita yet). Although, I have uploaded Race Tracks AND Characters on PlayStation 3's ModNation Racers (which are also downloadable and playable on ModNation Racers Road Trip on Vita).

Enjoy an extensive trip through time with all these numerous content pieces from Christine (Christian) Weston Chandler, myself. Total Content Running Time: More than Six Hours. (Get your Binge Watching/Listening On)

**DISCRETION: In the Future Message, since that date, my views on homosexual people was misguided; I have changed my feelings and emotions on the topic, as I, myself, am a Lesbian Transwoman. Everyone, just be yourselves, as you are, and be as happy as possible about yourself.

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==Updates==

On 19 October, Chris began to make updates to his shop, consisting of captioned photos tagged to particular items.

<center><gallery>
File:Ren metal.jpg|Here's the Doctor of Robotics official to the world of Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville, Doctor Ren Skysoar. The official maker of Metal Sonichu.

File:AutismamiiboC.jpg|Support Recovery and Research of Autism by purchasing the Autism Mii Character Figure. Ten Dollars from each Autism Mii Figure sale will be donated to the VA Institute of Autism. The Autism character is still difficult to give eye contact.

File:NewAngelicaA.jpg|Angelica looks divine with her Halo, transcending wings, and on a Palutena Base.

File:NewAngelicaB.jpg|Regular Or Black/Dark Pit, her wings are white, and the Pit in the base is still good.

File:SonichuRosechuAmiibo.jpg|<nowiki>**</nowiki>A Golden Opportunity** The Sonichu Amiibo Figures I have been making are closing in on the 50th Sonichu Figure made. The 50th Sonichu Figure will have its base and shoes Totally Painted Gold, and the buyer will get a Bonus Rosechu Figure with it.

File:AmiiboSet.jpg|In Limited Package Quantity available, you can have the complete CWC three piece set, With respective Miis saved onto the human bases' chips. And for a small discount compared to buying them individually.

File:Etsy Update Magi-Chan.jpg|The Meeting of the Minds between Mentor and Padawan as Mewtwo has finally made the scene to battle with Magi-Chan Sonichu! The Mewtwo Base is Now Available as an Option for Magi-Chan Sonichu.

File:7 Nov. 2015 G.jpg|Black Friday Bonuses on Cwcville Shopping! Bonus Free Book 0, 1 or 2 with minimum $50 Purchase (not valid on Donations) Free Bonus Figures with minimum $100 Donations! Don't Delay; Order Today! To get your figures before Christmas.

File:BlakeAmiiboA.jpg|"Blake Sonichu" Friday Deals are in Now until Sunday, November 29, 2015. $5-$10 Off individual Figures (regularly priced $30-$70), $20 Off Figure Bundles, and Free Book deal extended to Sunday (Minimum $50 purchase required).
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==Decline==
In March 2016, Chris bought a PS4. The new life upgrade proved too distracting, as he ignored Etsy orders, often for months.

People who paid him $50 for a video greeting would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late.<ref>[[Happy Birthday Tom]]</ref><ref>[[Happy Birthday, Jonathan]]</ref>

Despite that, many people were willing to give Chris slack, and often waited months for him to deliver, before giving up and seeking refunds through Paypal.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-etsy-shop-is-possibly-closed-updated-6-8.20473/page-7#post-1452928 (archive: https://archive.ph/YlJVe)</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2016-05-24-paypal-dings-cwc-48usd.20998/ (archive: https://archive.ph/qOkij)</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-19-chapter-2-the-autism-strikes-back.21715/page-9#post-1541284 (archive: https://archive.ph/eJA1Y)</ref>

==Shop Closure==
On 8 June 2016, a Kiwi Farms user noticed that Chris's Etsy shop had been replaced with an error message<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-etsy-shop-is-possibly-closed-updated-6-8.20473/page-9#post-1510942 (archive: https://archive.ph/VDch2)</ref>. Days later, on 11 June 2016, Chris announced in a [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|video]] that the shop was "on vacation."

Chris claimed that he needed to catch up on orders. Given Chris's track record with personal responsibility, it's also likely that Etsy shut down the shop after numerous failures by Chris to deliver orders due to [[Chris and work#Chores|his]] [[PlayStation 4|stressful]] [[Chris and health|lifestyle]].

==Praetor's shop==
{{Main|Praetor}}
{{quote|Sonicu's Only Offical Page|Etsy profile description}}

In [[December 2020]], Chris announced that he was partnering with Praetor to sell [[medallions]] on Etsy, and with that he was back in business. This time around, the account (named OfficialCWCmart) was not under Chris's administration. Instead, it is owned by Praetor, a group of minor enablers who were closely affiliated with Chris, and have an agreement to split profits with him.

Praetor handled production and shipment of the medallions and management of the Etsy shop, while Chris gave approved of the medallions, allowed usage of his [[OC]]s and occasionally advertised for the Etsy shop. As such, the bulk of the profits went to Praetor - figures cited in February 2021 were $400 for Chris and $6,000 for Praetor (though it is unclear if the $6,000 refers to revenue or profit).<ref>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>

===Medallions (1st run)===
On 3 [[February 2021]], the initial run of Sonichu medallions was released on Praetor's shop.<ref>[http://etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion Praetor's listing for the Sonichu medallion]</ref>

{{quotebox|For a limited time you can get these, the very first approved, certified, and personally blessed Sonichu medallions. If you have bought a medallion from any place other than Chris Chan, now you have the chance to actually buy the only official personally approved medallions. These are the first run of the mass-produced Christine Weston Chandler medallions. Limited quantity; order now!

(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|150px|center]]}}

The medallions are of a much worse quality than those produced only by Chris, and have received backlash from [[weens]] and concerned [[fans]]. Chris told them to count their blessings and assured them they will be of high quality, despite the page selling the medallions stating that "these are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality."

===Golden Medallions===
First listed on 23 February 2021.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Golden Church of Sonichu Medallion]]</ref>
{{quotebox|Golden Church of Sonichu Medallion

*Handmade

The Golden Medallion, featuring:

- Limited Run Golden Sonichu Medallion
- Autographed Certificate of Authentication, straight from the printer of Christine Chandler herself

Own today the rarest run of Medallions to date, and get access to the Glorious Golden Church of Sonichu. Join our discord to aid in projects, hear Words of Wisdom from our Goddess, and gain membership into the Church itself. To join, simply purchase a medallion and send the four digit access code included on the certificate to llcpraetor [!at] gmail.com, or send us a message on Etsy.

Join the only True and Honest group around. Join The Golden Church.

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===Rocks===
On 15 April 2021, Praetor and Chris offered a package of [[Magic stones|meditation crystals and enchanted rocks]] from [[14 Branchland Court]]'s driveway for $45.<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Etsy stuff]]</ref><ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210415234054/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1001861737/meditation-stones Archive of Meditation Stones Etsy listing]</ref>

{{quotebox|Meditation Stones

*Handmade
*Vintage from the 1900s
*Materials: Rocks, Burlap, Stones, Crystals

These are Meditation Crystals accompanied by stones from the One and Only Temple, Goddess Christine Weston Chandler's home, All of which are imbued with Christine’s energy and Rainbow Aura. Also includes Certificates of Authenticity with Christine’s signature. Contains one meditation crystal and 4-6 stones from the [[14 Branchland Court|temple]].

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On 29 May 2021, the price of the rocks and crystals were lowered to $20. The description of the listing was also updated to say that one buyer would supposedly get a free book about Chris and Andy Warhol.

{{quotebox|For a limited time, one gem pack will also come with a copy of Don Lashomb's "Warhol/Chris Chan," a novel about the Goddess. Buy now for your chance to win!}}

==Chris's Purchases==
From 22 September 2015 through 1 December, Chris bought at least 51 Amiibricks from seller [https://www.etsy.com/shop/WeekNightStudios/reviews?ref=shop_info WeekNightStudios], spending $209. Chris left several reviews.

22 September
*Bought: 1 brick (25 times, according to [[September 2015 Facebook Posts#AmiiBricks|photos he posted to Facebook]])
*Price: $125
*Rated: 4/5

{{quotebox|The AmiiBrick is good; it functions as stated; my Amiibo figures fit snugly into the bricks, and the bricks attach well onto my Lego plate and bricks. All in all, for a good method of storing/displaying your original and/custom Amiibo figure(s), I would personally recommend one or more AmiiBricks, so they would be less likely to fall off or out upon impact. There is room for slight improvement to make them more flat on the sides. And the top portion can be better flattened and the pegs aligned to better make that sandwich between a 2X2 or a 2X4 on top, the brick(s) or plate on the bottom, and any bricks around the putter sides of the AmiiBrick.}}

25 October

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5
{{quotebox|New technic rod slots makes for great side to side support with less required base plates.

[[File:Autism on lego.jpg|250px]]}}

25 October

*Bought: 1
*Price: $4
*Rated: 5/5

4 November

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5

10 November

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5

10 November

*Bought: 5
*Cost: $16
*Rated: 5/5

1 December

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5

==See Also==
*[[eBay]]
*[[Lulu]]

==References==
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==External Links==
*[https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping Chris's Etsy account] (archive: https://archive.ph/isB96)

{{BusinessList}}

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Etsy

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[[File:Etsy 3 years complaint.png|thumb|right|An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.]]

'''Etsy''' is an online marketplace for handmade, vintage, and craft items and supplies. On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris created an account to sell his wares, ending a long and turbulent tenure as an [[eBay]] seller. Chris spent about one year selling his arts and crafts on eBay, but was never satisfied with the arrangement. eBay frequently took items down, sometimes due to trolls, but more often due to Chris violating the site policy (over and over, in the same way every time). His habits likely caught up with him, because on 8 June 2016, Chris's Etsy seller account was closed.

In 2021, the group [[Praetor]] partnered with Chris, opening a shop owned by Praetor, with products created by the group with Chris's approval.

==Announcement==
[[File:Flyer.jpg|thumb|right|200px|He's probably passing these out at [[Impulse Gay Social Club|Impulse]] too.]]
On 2 September 2015, Chris announced that he was winding down his business on eBay and relocating to Etsy:

{{quotebox|I am Moving Shop to etsy.com; it is Definitely an Improvement from eBay. So, come on down and request a Medallion, a Commission, a Photo, or simply Donate towards Book #11 and Beyond!

Listings for Sonichu and Rosechu, and CWC, Amiibo Figures are Coming Soon.

Have a Great Day!}}

He added:

{{Quote|It is definitely Easier and Better than eBay.}}

The following day he made a Facebook note announcing the switch, and a week later he revealed a flyer for the shop. True and Honest Fans have since found the flyer taped to a bathroom wall in Charlottesville, and had it mailed to a business in Richmond.<ref>https://archive.ph/WSxOY</ref><ref>[[:File:CWCville SC Ad.jpeg]]</ref>

Chris's Etsy shop, which opened for business on 2 September, was named "'''Cwcville Shopping'''," subheaded "Cwcville Shopping Center." The tagline was, "Christine Weston Chandler's Shop for Items and Creations Straight from the Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the City of Cwcville, Va."

An archive of the page as it appeared on 10 Sep 2015 can be seen [https://archive.is/isB96 here].

==Christine Chandler's Profile==
[[File:Etsy profile.png|right|thumb|250px|Chris's Etsy profile.]]
'''About'''

I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.

I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.

I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :) And I feel happy about myself.

Lesbian TransWoman

Born on February 24

Joined August 29, 2015

'''Favorite Materials
'''

Crayola Model Magic Clay, Crayola Markers, Paper, Pen, Krazy Glue, Acrylic Paints, and other things

==Items==
By the time Chris left eBay, he was being allowed to sell only one item at a time per his two accounts, due to him constantly breaking site rules. Etsy provided a fresh start, and allowed him to sell as much as he wanted. The [[medallions]], [[autographed photos]], and [[commissions]] appeared immediately, and the [[Sonichu Amiibo]] soon followed. For some reason he chose not to offer any more [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original drawings]] for sale, probably because commission work was more reliable. The product descriptions were largely copied from those on eBay, including instructions regarding "bidding," even though Etsy is a strictly a buy-it-now market. He got the sample photos for his commissions straight from this very wiki.

Autographed paperback copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' through ''4'' were also for sale, made by [[Lulu]]. Sonichu 1 became available only after the [[Sonichu 1#2015 revisions|most recent revisions]] introducing [[Ren Skysoar]] were made, suggesting that someone persuaded him he'd need to make less use of Sega's [[copyright]]ed characters.

Eager fans quickly shelled out money for all these items.

===Donate towards New Comic Book Pages===
{{Main|Sonichu 11}}
{{see also|Donation listing drawings|DStecks}}

An archive of the Donate page can be seen [http://archive.is/hxMPv here].
{{quotebox|
$10.00

'''Overview'''

* Handmade item
* Materials: paper, pen, marker
* Ships worldwide from Ruckersville, Virginia

'''Item Details'''

As a devoted fan to the Sonichu and Rosechu Comic Book Series, I am certain you do want to see More Pages since I ended up with Creator's Block and forced into Hiatus in 2011. Well, I, Christian, now Christine, Weston Chandler, am getting back into the drawing, writing and coloring recently, and working on a schedule that works around my projects as well. And then, I have my own typical stresses in Life and all.

And if you don't feel like buying a medallion, commission, or figure from me, I offer you a chance to donate towards my own peace of mind to further and better draw and create. $10 for One Full Written, Drawn and Colored Page in my current Book, makes a great difference and everyone wins.

And for each person who donates through here, I will draw and send a single Character Drawing as a sign of gratitude. Requests for drawing content are welcomed, but if no request is made, I shall draw a fresh drawing of Sonichu. **Limit One Drawing Per Person, Per Day.

Thank You for your help.

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Not long after listing this, something rather unprecedented happened. A YouTube reviewer named [[DStecks]] gave Chris $1,000 towards the continued production of Sonichu.

Subsequently, Chris edited the price to "$10.00+" and the description to include more options:

{{quotebox|
All completed Past and NEW Pages will be uploaded and Publicly viewable on my Facebook Page, https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian, in their respective photo albums. After getting enough funds, I will look further into Paper Self-Publishing and Printing of the books, and shortly after sell them on my shop here.

And for each person who donates through here, I will draw and send a single Character Drawing as a sign of gratitude. Requests for drawing content are welcomed, but if no request is made, I shall draw a fresh drawing of Sonichu. **Limit One Drawing Per Person, Per Day.

And, in the back of the book, I'll put your name there in a dedicated page. You reserve the right to request your name not be listed and remain anonymous.

EVERYONE who Donates gets a Character Drawing and a name in the book's back, each and respectively. But you get more if you Donate More. **ALL Character Drawings will be shipped within two days of Donation.

At the $50.00 Level, you'll get your choice of either a Sonichu Medallion (Or other optional variant or Custom; see Medallion Listing) Or an Autographed Photo of me. Allow up to two weeks for medallion creation.

$100.00 gets you your choice of one of the Sonichu or Rosechu Amiibo Figures, or one of the CWC Amiibo Figures (see their individual listings). Allow up to four weeks for Figure parts being acquired and assembly/creation.

$500.00 gets you a Sonichu Medallion (Or other optional variant or Custom; see Medallion Listing), one Sonichu or Rosechu Amiibo Figure of your choice, AND the three piece set of CWC Amiibo Figures (Pre-2011 Christian Weston Chandler, Chris Chan Sonichu, and Post-2011 Christine Weston Chandler). Allow a Month for Figure parts being acquired and assembly/creation, and you may request an Autographed Photo as well. Depending on the timing of Donation and Page Creation, your name may end up being written into the back(s) of the current book, as well as the following book.

$1,000 gets you the Complete Main Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo Figure Wave 1 Set (Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy and Magi-Chan), the three-piece CWC Amiibo Figure Set (Pre-2011 Christian Weston Chandler, Chris Chan Sonichu, and Post-2011 Christine Weston Chandler), a Sonichu Medallion (Or other optional variant or Custom; see Medallion Listing), and you may request an Autographed Photo as well. Depending on the timing of Donation and Page Creation, your name may end up being written into the back(s) of the current book, as well as the following book, and maybe the one book after that. So, up to three books.

Thank You soo much for your help. Even the little donations help and go a very long way.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Coupon Codes should NOT be applied to Donations.}}

However, the donation eventually ended up for naught, as Chris soon abandoned Sonichu 11 late next month, making only 16 out of the promised 100 pages.

===Custom, Birthday, Holiday, or General, Greeting Video featuring Christine Weston Chandler===
1 January 2016

Price: $50

This listing is a continuation of an offer from 22 December 2015, when he made [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]] to announce that anyone paying $50 through the ''Donate'' listing would receive a video.

{{Paid Videos}}

{{quotebox|What you see is what you read in the title of this listing: A personal Greeting or Shout Out video from me, Christine Weston Chandler, the creator and author of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville. See details below, as well as public sample videos on my channel.

**The contents of the video(s) have to be clean and pleasant. Each video will end up resulting up to and around a minute in length, on average, but can be longer in time length. After recording, the video will be uploaded onto my YouTube channel, CwcvilleGuardian, as unlisted.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiYERZuoAiu9ltkMcXZPYRQ
If you wish your video to be Public, instead, please specify with the Variation Option. Time of my being able to record the video and uploading it will vary depending on my state of physical and mental well-being, as well as energy level, and life events and so forth, but more likely, I'll have the video recorded and uploaded within a day or two. After uploading, and confirmation of being able to view it, I will send you the link to your video on the receipt of Sending the item out. All Rights Reserved and everything; safety of my person and being must be maintained. Your requests will be taken under great consideration prior to recording. Thank you for your continuing support and patronage.

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===Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm on T.V. Two DVD Set===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}
1 February 2016

Price: $30

{{quotebox|This is the DVD I've personally compiled before and completed on February 24, 2007; my 25th Birthday. On Disc One, see just about everything in my life up to my 25th Birthday, including the inspirational message I recorded on the exact day for future generations as well. See past recorded videos, unedited, as well as slideshows of over a thousand photographs of me, my family and (past) friends, with audio featuring myself playing a radio show host with selections of good songs from my music collection.

On Disc Two, there are a few videos recorded After 2/24/2007, including the animations and level videos I have personally created on Sony PlayStation 3's LittleBiGPlanet and LittleBiGPlanet 2, of which are still uploaded and playable from LBP 1, 2 and 3 respectively (I have not uploaded anything from LBP 3, Karting, PSP, or Vita yet). Although, I have uploaded Race Tracks AND Characters on PlayStation 3's ModNation Racers (which are also downloadable and playable on ModNation Racers Road Trip on Vita).

Enjoy an extensive trip through time with all these numerous content pieces from Christine (Christian) Weston Chandler, myself. Total Content Running Time: More than Six Hours. (Get your Binge Watching/Listening On)

**DISCRETION: In the Future Message, since that date, my views on homosexual people was misguided; I have changed my feelings and emotions on the topic, as I, myself, am a Lesbian Transwoman. Everyone, just be yourselves, as you are, and be as happy as possible about yourself.

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==Updates==

On 19 October, Chris began to make updates to his shop, consisting of captioned photos tagged to particular items.

<center><gallery>
File:Ren metal.jpg|Here's the Doctor of Robotics official to the world of Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville, Doctor Ren Skysoar. The official maker of Metal Sonichu.

File:AutismamiiboC.jpg|Support Recovery and Research of Autism by purchasing the Autism Mii Character Figure. Ten Dollars from each Autism Mii Figure sale will be donated to the VA Institute of Autism. The Autism character is still difficult to give eye contact.

File:NewAngelicaA.jpg|Angelica looks divine with her Halo, transcending wings, and on a Palutena Base.

File:NewAngelicaB.jpg|Regular Or Black/Dark Pit, her wings are white, and the Pit in the base is still good.

File:SonichuRosechuAmiibo.jpg|<nowiki>**</nowiki>A Golden Opportunity** The Sonichu Amiibo Figures I have been making are closing in on the 50th Sonichu Figure made. The 50th Sonichu Figure will have its base and shoes Totally Painted Gold, and the buyer will get a Bonus Rosechu Figure with it.

File:AmiiboSet.jpg|In Limited Package Quantity available, you can have the complete CWC three piece set, With respective Miis saved onto the human bases' chips. And for a small discount compared to buying them individually.

File:Etsy Update Magi-Chan.jpg|The Meeting of the Minds between Mentor and Padawan as Mewtwo has finally made the scene to battle with Magi-Chan Sonichu! The Mewtwo Base is Now Available as an Option for Magi-Chan Sonichu.

File:7 Nov. 2015 G.jpg|Black Friday Bonuses on Cwcville Shopping! Bonus Free Book 0, 1 or 2 with minimum $50 Purchase (not valid on Donations) Free Bonus Figures with minimum $100 Donations! Don't Delay; Order Today! To get your figures before Christmas.

File:BlakeAmiiboA.jpg|"Blake Sonichu" Friday Deals are in Now until Sunday, November 29, 2015. $5-$10 Off individual Figures (regularly priced $30-$70), $20 Off Figure Bundles, and Free Book deal extended to Sunday (Minimum $50 purchase required).
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==Decline==
In March 2016, Chris bought a PS4. The new life upgrade proved too distracting, as he ignored Etsy orders, often for months.

People who paid him $50 for a video greeting would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late.<ref>[[Happy Birthday Tom]]</ref><ref>[[Happy Birthday, Jonathan]]</ref>

Despite that, many people were willing to give Chris slack, and often waited months for him to deliver, before giving up and seeking refunds through Paypal.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chriss-etsy-shop-is-possibly-closed-updated-6-8.20473/page-7#post-1452928</ref><ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/2016-05-24-paypal-dings-cwc-48usd.20998/</ref><ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/yt-6-19-chapter-2-the-autism-strikes-back.21715/page-9#post-1541284</ref>

==Shop Closure==
On 8 June 2016, a Kiwi Farms user noticed that Chris's Etsy shop had been replaced with an error message<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chriss-etsy-shop-is-possibly-closed-updated-6-8.20473/page-9#post-1510942</ref>. Days later, on 11 June 2016, Chris announced in a [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|video]] that the shop was "on vacation."

Chris claimed that he needed to catch up on orders. Given Chris's track record with personal responsibility, it's also likely that Etsy shut down the shop after numerous failures by Chris to deliver orders due to [[Chris and work#Chores|his]] [[PlayStation 4|stressful]] [[Chris and health|lifestyle]].

==Praetor's shop==
{{Main|Praetor}}
{{quote|Sonicu's Only Offical Page|Etsy profile description}}

In [[December 2020]], Chris announced that he was partnering with Praetor to sell [[medallions]] on Etsy, and with that he was back in business. This time around, the account (named OfficialCWCmart) was not under Chris's administration. Instead, it is owned by Praetor, a group of minor enablers who were closely affiliated with Chris, and have an agreement to split profits with him.

Praetor handled production and shipment of the medallions and management of the Etsy shop, while Chris gave approved of the medallions, allowed usage of his [[OC]]s and occasionally advertised for the Etsy shop. As such, the bulk of the profits went to Praetor - figures cited in February 2021 were $400 for Chris and $6,000 for Praetor (though it is unclear if the $6,000 refers to revenue or profit).<ref>[[Taser Discussion]]</ref>

===Medallions (1st run)===
On 3 [[February 2021]], the initial run of Sonichu medallions was released on Praetor's shop.<ref>[http://etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion Praetor's listing for the Sonichu medallion]</ref>

{{quotebox|For a limited time you can get these, the very first approved, certified, and personally blessed Sonichu medallions. If you have bought a medallion from any place other than Chris Chan, now you have the chance to actually buy the only official personally approved medallions. These are the first run of the mass-produced Christine Weston Chandler medallions. Limited quantity; order now!

(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|150px|center]]}}

The medallions are of a much worse quality than those produced only by Chris, and have received backlash from [[weens]] and concerned [[fans]]. Chris told them to count their blessings and assured them they will be of high quality, despite the page selling the medallions stating that "these are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality."

===Golden Medallions===
First listed on 23 February 2021.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Golden Church of Sonichu Medallion]]</ref>
{{quotebox|Golden Church of Sonichu Medallion

*Handmade

The Golden Medallion, featuring:

- Limited Run Golden Sonichu Medallion
- Autographed Certificate of Authentication, straight from the printer of Christine Chandler herself

Own today the rarest run of Medallions to date, and get access to the Glorious Golden Church of Sonichu. Join our discord to aid in projects, hear Words of Wisdom from our Goddess, and gain membership into the Church itself. To join, simply purchase a medallion and send the four digit access code included on the certificate to llcpraetor [!at] gmail.com, or send us a message on Etsy.

Join the only True and Honest group around. Join The Golden Church.

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===Rocks===
On 15 April 2021, Praetor and Chris offered a package of [[Magic stones|meditation crystals and enchanted rocks]] from [[14 Branchland Court]]'s driveway for $45.<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Etsy stuff]]</ref><ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1001861737/meditation-stones?ref=shop_home_active_1</ref>

{{quotebox|Meditation Stones

*Handmade
*Vintage from the 1900s
*Materials: Rocks, Burlap, Stones, Crystals

These are Meditation Crystals accompanied by stones from the One and Only Temple, Goddess Christine Weston Chandler's home, All of which are imbued with Christine’s energy and Rainbow Aura. Also includes Certificates of Authenticity with Christine’s signature. Contains one meditation crystal and 4-6 stones from the [[14 Branchland Court|temple]].

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On 29 May 2021, the price of the rocks and crystals were lowered to $20. The description of the listing was also updated to say that one buyer would supposedly get a free book about Chris and Andy Warhol.

{{quotebox|For a limited time, one gem pack will also come with a copy of Don Lashomb's "Warhol/Chris Chan," a novel about the Goddess. Buy now for your chance to win!}}

==Chris's Purchases==
From 22 September 2015 through 1 December, Chris bought at least 51 Amiibricks from seller [https://www.etsy.com/shop/WeekNightStudios/reviews?ref=shop_info WeekNightStudios], spending $209. Chris left several reviews.

22 September
*Bought: 1 brick (25 times, according to [[September 2015 Facebook Posts#AmiiBricks|photos he posted to Facebook]])
*Price: $125
*Rated: 4/5

{{quotebox|The AmiiBrick is good; it functions as stated; my Amiibo figures fit snugly into the bricks, and the bricks attach well onto my Lego plate and bricks. All in all, for a good method of storing/displaying your original and/custom Amiibo figure(s), I would personally recommend one or more AmiiBricks, so they would be less likely to fall off or out upon impact. There is room for slight improvement to make them more flat on the sides. And the top portion can be better flattened and the pegs aligned to better make that sandwich between a 2X2 or a 2X4 on top, the brick(s) or plate on the bottom, and any bricks around the putter sides of the AmiiBrick.}}

25 October

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5
{{quotebox|New technic rod slots makes for great side to side support with less required base plates.

[[File:Autism on lego.jpg|250px]]}}

25 October

*Bought: 1
*Price: $4
*Rated: 5/5

4 November

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5

10 November

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5

10 November

*Bought: 5
*Cost: $16
*Rated: 5/5

1 December

*Bought: 5
*Price: $16
*Rated: 5/5

==See Also==
*[[eBay]]
*[[Lulu]]

==References==
<references/>

==External Links==
*[https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping?ref=l2-shopheader-name Chris's Etsy account] - '''DOWN'''

{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Business]]

So Need a Cute Girl

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{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and [[Homos|NOT TO MOST]] [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl," 11 [[November 2007]] [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]].<ref name="ed">[http://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 Encyclopedia Dramatica (Wayback Machine), as of 12/23/2009]</ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'s [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|eponymous debut album]]. It is sung over a live version of "[[wikipedia:I Want It That Way|I Want It That Way]]" by the [[wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]] on their 2000 '''Into the Millennium Tour'''.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_KRcrMD5uU&t=5890s</ref> [[Chris]] has described it in an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] edit as his "[[Love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

Bizarrely enough, since [[November 2013]] the song has been available for download for 89 cents on Amazon's MP3 store. As Chris has never mentioned (or noticed) this, it is very likely a [[troll]] put it up there and is [[carpetbaggers|making money off of Chris's work]].

In 2016, Chris made a [[Singing an ol' diddy|remake]] of the song for the Paid Video Requests, replacing the words "I have a boyfriend" with "I'm already taken" to include [[tomgirl|lesbians]]. In a [[2017]] retrospective, Chris admitted that hearing his old song made him cringe, also misidentifying the original artist behind the song as [[wikipedia:*NSYNC|*NSYNC]] instead of the Backstreet Boys.<ref>[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Opinion on Sachumo's CWC Documentary|"And then, I heard the old song I sang, that makes me cringe now, in tune to "I Want It That Way" from N*Sync..."]]</ref>

==Song==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = "So Need a Cute Girl"
| ytid = 0tCrBvkTVZA
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Noviophobia]]}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

[[Chris and his ego|Hey! Look at me!]] 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see da ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the [[jerks]] 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I ain't ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I ain’t ever wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In some versions of the song, "I ain't ever wanna hear you say, / I have a boyfriend" is replaced by the alternative lyric "I really mean it when I say, / I need a girlfriend."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref name="ed"/>''

** ''In more recent versions, he replaces "I have a boyfriend!" with "I'm already taken!"'"<ref name="ed"/>''

==Music video==
{{Main|All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend}}

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| ytid = wlP5VhuJubE
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
| style = {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Crazy|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Drunk]]}}
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video (in which, in an attempt to evoke Michael Jackson, he <s>slaps his hand on</s> grabs his crotch) makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===
'''Chris:''' [''fervently slaps crotch at the end''] LADIES, ALL HANDS ON ME. [''There are no takers, just laughter'']

'''Man:''' [''bewildered''] Oh-whoa-''WHOOOOA there, buddy!!'' Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GDqJ4VuzhnU}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' response from the real Chris Chandler. Main vocals by Liquid's brother, SimplySpoons/Jon D.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}
| stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CØØL ϟCØØTΣR - So Need a Cute Girl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UOVELz68Z28}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2020]]
| maker = [https://soundcloud.com/negativexp Negative XP]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover (Mirrored)
| info = Cover made by Negative XP
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = christian and the hedgehog boys - so need a cute girl (glueboy cover)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|37XB_ahoMWk}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2021]]
| maker = [https://open.spotify.com/artist/0V0ff56r4CNnLzL7yqgkYE lil glueboy]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = Usually in [https://www.tiktok.com/music/so-need-a-cute-girl-6959567166924392449 TikTok videos about Chris]
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl Goes DEATH METAL - Your Noble Truths
| video = {{#ev:youtube|utr6qfkc0h8}}
| stardate = 20 [[April 2022]]
| maker = [https://youtube.com/channel/UCGzE8BnIRI2fvlLfaMCG05g Your Noble Truths]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = Cover by Your Noble Truths, Art and editing by [https://youtube.com/c/JavaJake Java Jake]
}}

== References ==
<references/>

== See also ==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with rage]]

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{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Love quest}}

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[[Category:Music Videos]]

Kevin the Jew

2022-11-23T20:29:27Z

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[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court marshall for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character history==

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it with vanilla, as Jews are (seemingly) allergic to everything else- except eggs it seems, as eggs are a main ingredient in cookies and Cera fails to take this into consideration.

Kevin and Cera played ''Call of Duty'' together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character was carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him that he shouldn't take the death of a virtual game character so seriously, but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin screamed and smashed the cookie to bits. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]] Even though this is not how PTSD works.

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him (says the guy who rage quit after his character was killed). He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance and personality==

It’s not surprising that Chris stole an existing character design AGAIN. This time he stole Peppermint Patty's design, from the green shirt to the way the hair is stylized, with literally no differences other than Peppermint Patty is female and Kevin is male so that's right, [[David the Dragonite|Chris made a]] [[Simonla|gender-bender character AGAIN]].

He is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-25-chris-uploads-new-sonichu-11-pages.13812/page-10#post-1060085 (archive: https://archive.ph/rL5EO)</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170803105815/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu and Rosechu from_1998 to Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]]. This is also slightly confusing, as Cera suddenly comes out as a lesbian after her evolution- never showing romantic interests in women before this- Kevin being her only known crush/partner.

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing ''Call of Duty'' provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character to die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that ''she'' is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also a staggering hypocrite. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

This could also be Chris rubbing the idea women should not be aggressive, and Cera should just stick to her [[Women's_Rights|job]] making Kevin cookies.

==Sources==

[[Category:Characters]]

Christopher's name change

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[[Image:Bearsteinofficial.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Godbear|"I am GodBear Almighty; walk before me faithfully and be blameless. Then I will make [[Anchuent Prophecy|my covenant]] between me and you and will greatly increase your numbers." Christopher fell facedown, and the Bear said to him, "As for me, this is my covenant with you: No longer will you be called Christopher; your name will be Christian, for you will be the father of [[CWCville|many <s>towns</s> nations]]."]]
::''"Christopher" redirects here. For the troll named Christopher, see [[Asperchu]].''
At age ten, Christopher Weston Chandler '''changed his name''' to [[Christian Weston Chandler]] as a result of events in December [[1992]]. His name was legally changed in late 1993 or early 1994. Given the significance Chris ascribes to his identity and his name, it's no wonder that he continues to consider this to be one of the most significant events of his life.

In 2016, Chris legally changed his name a second time to "[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]]".<ref>[[Name change#Christian to Christine]]</ref> Two years later, he would say that his full name was Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, but he did not file to add Sonichu to his name.

==Leonard Bearstein==
Chris credits his name change to "Leonard Bearstein", an animatronic bear in a musical program presented at shopping malls and other venues. The Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra is still in operation to this day, running shows in North Carolina, Virginia, and elsewhere during the Christmas season. The Leonard character is designed to be fully interactive and engage in conversations with the audience via a human operator behind the scenes.<ref>[http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein's website]</ref><ref>[<s>http://www.facebook.com/pages/Leonard-Bearstein/205357189065</s> Leonard Bearstein has a Facebook FFS https://archive.vn/IuXUS the Post]</ref> During a shopping trip to [[Richmond]] in late 1992, the Chandler family encountered the Bearstein show at the Regency Square shopping mall (now [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]]). Chris was evidently fascinated by the spectacle, and due to the light turnout that day, he received considerable attention from the interactive bear. The performer operating Leonard asked Chris his name, and misheard "Christopher" as "Christian." Chris and his family seem to attribute this error to Leonard's English accent, rather than the fact that a [[speech impediment|mumbling]] kid was slurring to a man over a microphone built into a robotic bear. (While the name "Christian" was uncommon outside the UK until the late 80s, "Christopher" is a very common name on both sides of the Atlantic, and that's ignoring the fact that Bearstein could be faking his accent.) <ref name="a">[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref>

For reasons understood only by him, Chris adopted the new name and insisted upon being called by it.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> [[1993|On 29 December 1993]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' ran [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|a fluff piece]] on the incident. The story drew a connection between Chris's experience with the bear and his successes in finding an [[autism]]-friendly school and winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]], and reported the family's decision to begin the legal process to rename him. It also quoted Chris's father [[Bob]] as admitting that he had wanted to name his son "Christian" to begin with, but "was chicken".<ref name="a" /><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Christopher|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]], 52:22</ref>

Chris has [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|repeatedly]] [[DVD Slideshow Transcripts|misstated]] [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|the date of the event]] as 1989, as has Bob, who said it took place when Chris was "seven or eight years old".<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Bear Band (0:51:01–0:55:23)]]</ref>

==Significance today==
[[Image:Crystal.jpg|thumb|right|Who the hell is Christopher? Now you know.]]
As even a cursory examination will reveal, Chris is fixated on his own name and events from his childhood. Thus an event which resulted in him having ''two'' names to obsess over is of supreme importance to him, even after almost twenty years. However, Chris routinely glosses over key details in the story – at times he will simply refer to "Christopher" or discuss being renamed by "a conducting Bear" as if no further context is required.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]</ref> For example, the [[trolls]]' first real insight into the event comes from this brief note in Chris's [[DVD]] slideshow:

{{quote|Before moving from Ruckersville to Richmond, in December of [[1989]], my family and I were watching the Regency Square Bear Band perform. When the Conductor asked me my name, I told him "Christopher", but apparently he was english, since he misunderstood me and called me "Christian". The name change settled in. Originally when I was born my father wanted to name me Christian, but he chickened out and named me Christopher.|Chris's note in his DVD Slideshow<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]]</ref>}}

As seen here, even at age 25 Chris saw no need to explain why he would change his name at the behest of a total stranger, ursine or otherwise.

Chris's fixation on his identity came to the fore during the [[Liquid Saga]], when he was confronted with an impostor of himself. In his struggle to affirm his uniqueness in the universe, Chris reluctantly conceded that Liquid might truly share the name "Christian Weston Chandler", but clung to the idea that he and he alone was ''born'' Christopher Weston Chandler and later ''became'' Christian Weston Chandler. (This, of course, missed the point that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was not merely taking credit for Chris's accomplishments but was claiming to ''be'' the true and honest Christian, name change and all.) This became a recurring theme in Chris's videos at the time, as he would repeatedly cite his name change as something that the impostor could not possibly claim as his own.

Since Liquid and others were constantly accusing Chris of being an impostor named "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]", Chris frequently asserted the authenticity of his name. However, the name change clouds the matter, and Chris could not even use a phrase like "my God-given name" without qualifiers:

{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[God]] and the bear has given me throughout my whole life.|Chris makes no sense, 6 [[August 2009]]<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref>}}

Along with Chris's tendency to refer to [[God and Jesus]] in the same breath (or even [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|the same word]]), this quote gave rise to the troll meme that Leonard Bearstein is an avatar of GodJesus, or perhaps GodBear.

==Christopher as a separate personality==
{{quote|We left Christopher over there with those people in Greene County.|Bob, 19 [[March 2009]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Bear Band (0:51:01–0:55:23)]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Recent Activity.jpg|thumb|250px|"Christopher" in action]]

That Chris's preadolescence has a name unto itself seems to encourage Chris to treat "Christopher" as a former life. In his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special|KCWC dedication special]], Christian dedicated a song to Christopher and explained the distinction:

{{quote|Coming in at number five! It's a dedication to myself but also mainly to my pa-to my... to the one that was at my birth name: Christopher. Christopher Weston Chandler. Before the name change and all, he still lives in me in [[heterochromia|my one blue eye]]. And in my heart and soul. Cuz he is me, I am him.|Chris, 12 [[August 2009]]<ref>[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part 4: #6 and #5]]</ref>}}

Shortly thereafter, Chris briefly tried to imply that Christian and Christopher were [[30 August 2009|split personalities]], going as far as faving [[anime]] porn videos on [[YouTube]] in the name of "Christopher".<ref>[[:File:Recent Activity.jpg]]</ref> However, he quickly abandoned the act, and later admitted that he made the whole thing up.<ref>[[Mailbag 4]]</ref> He also tried it on [[Kacey]], but she didn't bite.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref>

Despite Chris's assertion that Christopher lives on in him, it would appear Christopher's spirit haunts the grounds at [[14 Branchland Court]], judging by the account of ace field agent [[JenkinsJinkies]]:

{{squote|I went over to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] with a flashlight that Night. I'm trekking through the daylilly garden aisles, searching for more bad I can do about the house. When suddenly, I hears a voice, "Hello". I look around and see nobody. I am Terrified. Then suddenly, I am fucking paralyzed; my ankles and wrists are pulled to my left and right, feeling like there were other people's hands holding them down on a floor, and I feel a pair of hands on my Neck too; strangling me, yet I can still breathe. Then the voice comes back, "Hello, Mr. [[Troll]]." It is the voice of a child, about 8 years old. I struggle to look around, yet I see nobody. I'm fuckin' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shittin' my pants here]]. The voice continues, "Do not be afraid of me, like the teachers of the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Elementary School]] were; they did not understand me and [[Autism|my mind]]. I want you to understand my mind..." Right after, I see a lot of strange images going through my mind. Including the images of an [[abusive babysitter]] called "Roache" locking me alone in a static room; a therapy session at [[James Madison University]]; the teachers, guidance counsoler and principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School holding me down and taping my screams and more. I tried to scream, but Nothing came out; it was a Scream of Silence; I could not even utter a WORD in Normal Voice; Only Silence. [...] I have encountered the Spirits of Young Christopher Weston Chandler and [[Patti]], protecting the Chandler Household. I warn you all right here and now, Stay Away from his house, and Patti's Grave.|Jenkins reports on the Chandler household, 27 July 2010<ref>[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1068&highlight=#1068]</ref>}}

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:432CWCSNHP8.jpg|From the [[scrapbook]]
Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|From the [[DVD]]
Image:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|Bearstein performance in the Regency Sq. Mall
Image:Godbear.jpg|A challenger appeared. Beware, Raptor Jesus!
Image:Bearsteinofficial.jpg|Another performance
Image:Leonard Bernstein.jpg|[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|No relation]]
Image:Angrybear.png|Don't mess with GodBear.
Image:GODBEARStrip.png|The TRUE and HONEST event. (Artist's Impression)
</gallery>
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==See also==
*[[Ricardo Weston Chandler]]
*[[Carlos Chantor]]
*[[Transgender|Christine Chandler]]
*[[Jail Saga#Arrest|August 2021 arrest]], another pivotal event in Chris's life involving Regency Mall

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein's website] Blank Site [https://web.archive.org/web/20011203063210/http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ earliest archive of the site]
*[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT Richmond Times - Dispatch article, 29 December 1993] Dead link [https://archive.vn/VjC7y Archive of Richmond Times article]
*[http://www.regencysquaremall.com/ Regency Square Mall site]

{{BearsteinSaga}}

[[Category:Events]]

Sonichu Amiibo

2022-11-23T18:44:11Z

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[[File:Amiibo5.jpg|right|thumb|200px|[[Chris]], proudly holding his new creations.]]
[[Wikipedia:Amiibo|'''Amiibo''']] are figurines which, when brought in physical contact with a [[Nintendo]] Switch Joy-Con, Wii U GamePad, and 3DS system, will add features or functions to a game. On 6 [[April 2015]], Chris unveiled his own custom [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] Amiibo for sale on [[eBay]]. He offered 10 for sale for $41 each. They [[White knight|sold out]] within 2 hours. Another batch of ten appeared on eBay on 3 [[June 2015]] and also sold out within a few days. His attempt the following month to sell a [[medallion]] with an Amiibo as a bundle deal did not work out so well, however. Undeterred, he introduced a [[Blake]] Amiibo in August. When he moved to [[Etsy]] in September, the floodgates opened, as collecting and customizing Amiibo developed into his new favorite hobby. Naturally, Chris is unaware that by customising and selling Amiibo he is violating [[copyright]].

==eBay Description==
The information and photos uploaded to his eBay page revealed that to create his custom Amiibo, he had bought a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] Amiibo, broke the limbs, repositioned them, glued them back on, and repainted them.

{{quotebox|Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.). It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Sonic the Hedgehog Amiibo chip. All of these figures are still Unregistered and [[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] New; if you would like for me to level the figures up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the random in-game items and money with them, please inform me under the "Special Instructions" section when checking out. Or send me a message after purchase. Otherwise, if left uninformed, I will be sending the figure to you Unregistered and Fresh there. I highly recommend going with the Yellow-Shoe alt-colour in-game choice when setting up your figure, to best represent Sonichu in the game(s). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, [[Mario Kart 8]], Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, the Metal Sticker has been removed from the base portion of the package, so the figure can be read while inside its package.

Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.

Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, [[Cwcville]] and such material is [[Chris and copyright|Copyrighted]] March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively, as well as everything Super Smash Bros, respectively. The piece that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Sonicu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork.}}

Chris also noted, "The figures were mint in package, but then physically remolded, repositioned and strengthened, then put into new packaging, as shown in the photos."

The photos:

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Please note that these Amiibo figures cost $30 more than the official ones.

==Production costs==
It's worth noting that to produce each Sonichu Amiibo, Chris had to buy a Sonic Amiibo to repaint. In addition, rather than simply sculpting Sonichu's tail himself, he opted to cut the tails off of existing Pikachu Amiibo to glue them on. The end result is that each Sonichu Amiibo uses both a Sonic and a Pikachu, doubling the cost of materials to $26 a pop. Between the base Amiibo, [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|acrylic paint]], eBay fees, shipping costs, and time and labor invested, it's not unreasonable to assume that Chris is making a minuscule profit, if any. This seems consistent with his [[Chris and money|general financial history]].

He kept the pile of leftover Pikachu bodies, unsure of what to do with them, until someone suggested that he use those parts to make Sonee and Rosey figures<ref>[[:File:Cwc_talk_soney_rosee.png]]</ref>.

The Blake Amiibo have even higher production costs, because Blake uses a ''Bowser'' Amiibo chip rather than the Sonic or Pikachu chips that would normally be built into the figure. Christian at least seems to be aware that using three Amiibo to construct one might be a bad idea, but production continued nonetheless.

==Facebook announcements==
[[File:Amiibo6.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's new cover photo.]]
On the same day, Chris posted an announcement on Facebook with a link to his eBay page. He uploaded a new photograph of himself which implied that [[Rosechu]] Amiibo were on the way. He also put up a new, relevant Facebook cover photo.
{{quotebox|Here's something different and good; a Sonichu Figure! And an Amiibo Figure at that! Personally created and Certified and packaged.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Unfortunately, due to the lowered listing allowance on my eBay, I am unable to list medallions this month. Please Leave Positive Feedback upon receipt after your individual purchases. Ten Figures are immediately available. Thank you, and have a good day.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>I forgot to mention, the Metal Sticker has been removed, so the figure can be read while still in its package. And Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.).}}
[[File:SonichuAmiibo.jpg|thumb]]
The following day he clarified:

{{quotebox|My choice of which character goes into the base of my characters are relevant to their individual perspectives and whatnot. some of which are Rare ‪#‎Amiibo‬ characters at the moment as well. ‪#‎Sonichu‬'s choice is Sonic, out of respect. Pikachu is not as strong as ‪#‎Sonic‬ anyway. Tune in next week to hear ‪#‎Rosechu‬'s choice.}}

Simultaneously, Chris tied his new Amiibo with a desire to make Sonichu a downloadable character for the game Super Smash Bros, including a drawing of Sonichu holding his own Amiibo.

Upon announcing his second Amiibo listing in June 2015, he let his fans know that he had suffered for his art:

{{quotebox|
[[File:CutFromPocketKnife.jpg|150px|left|thumb]]
Seriously. I work diligently, tough-hard, lovingly, on each Sonichu Figure. To actually be able to Hand Repurpose, with minimal model magic usage, paint and personally, metaphorically, give birth, and certify, Actual Figures of my own personal main Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon character... It is plain incredible and simply awesome to me.

And I had a mishap when I started creation of this batch, on the morning of Wednesday, the 20th: I literally cut my left forefinger, near deep and bad, with a slip of my [[pocket knife]]. Fortunately, I had my last tetanus shot less than five years ago. I went to the emergency room; I had to get my finger numbed and stitched. They gauzed and splinted the finger; I've had to put up with that for nearly a week, during the healing and reapplication of antibiotic ointment and the band-aids and putting the gauze and splint back on. I just had the stitch removed this past Monday.

And now I am feeling crestfallen that over a day has passed from relisting the figures, right after completing them, and no one is buying them. What the hell?}}

In July, in response to the tepid response to his Amiibo/medallion bundle sets, Chris made a wide-ranging appeal, focusing not on the Amiibo as a product but on the character of Sonichu himself. He also reminded everyone that just as he had [[Father Call|pulled weeds]], he was putting a superhuman amount of effort into these figurines:

{{quotebox|I still have six Sonichu Figures and Medallions for sale on the listing.

Listen, everyone, I am aware that I, personally, am appreciated like a person celebrity. That is great and all. BUT, I do feel that Sonichu should get as much respect as y'all give me. Aside from the [[autism]] I wish I did not have, I still have poured a lot of the kind of person I was and am into his character (transgender not included either). And I understand and can see how he and his friends, family, and whatnot can be considered "fanfiction".

But Sonichu, the First and Prime Sonichu, is MORE than just a yellow colored Sonic; Sonichu is MORE than a tall Pikachu. He is an individual who from a lone mouse, became a Sweetheart, a loyal friend, a lover, a caring type, a family hedgehog, a better than fast speed superhero type, a leader and a teammate who works with his team, and saves the day and helps around at home and in town. He is self-confident with awareness to his strengths, weaknesses and limits, humble, stays to fight when appropriate; a good soul and individual.

Sonic the Hedgehog; did he become a family hedgehog with Amy Rose or Sally Acorn? NO. Is Sonic a totally loyal, loving and caring type? Yes and No; he was loyal and caring of his friends, including the ladies and girls, but he is soo the "Love 'em and Leave 'em type, reluctant to heartfelt affections, and he is still afraid of commitment. Not only that, but SEGA is sending him spiraling down the drain with RUSHED Final Products, and offensive changes to him. I would not change, or allow change onto, Sonichu's physical characteristics. And I would want the final games and animations, should I be partnered with someone Official and Legitimate to create them, to Not be Rushed; Quality is Good to me.

And Pikachu, the one with Ash; no better than a wild or trained type of animal. Sonichu was wild, but domesticated himself with Rosechu and everyone else. Sonichu has a stronger Defense and Attack than Pikachu; faster too. And Sonichu has more story potential with his life. Pikachu is a lot of going wherever Ash goes, shadowed by him most of the time, and a lot of "attack and win or lose"; so trite. No contest: Sonichu wins the Pokémon battle.

Plus, not only can the Amiibo figure be used in Smash Bros and unlock things in other games, but as a figure, you can imagine him going into battle and sending a thunderpunching sky uppercut for the win.

I spend Hours locating the figure resources, sorting out the pieces, disassembling portions, Krazy glued some, painted, added and solidified the portions with Model Magic and more K-glue, putting them together, label them, certifying them, package them... ALL Hand Worked to the end; I end up with Krazy glue on my fingers and end up gnawing the dried portions off. I put a LOT of Time, Effort, Heart and Soul into Each Individual Figure. An I am improving the packaging quality to make sure they each do not fall apart in transit. And I need the funds from the sales to help pay the bills here at home and better.

My Crafts are Hand-Made Soul Pieces, and hand-made usually have the good charm and quality in each of them, and they are Collectible. Think about it.}}
[[File:Amiibo.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Chris's other Amiibo]]
Even this plea couldn't move product, unfortunately, and he was forced to lower the price.

==Blake Amiibo==
Over the months, Chris made more Amiibo based on his comic characters. At first he doubted that he would be able to bring them to market. As he explained on Facebook:<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Amiibo Expenses]]</ref>

{{quotebox|The reason I am hesitant on offering figures of the rest of my electric-hedgehog Pokémon, is because of possible, past undetermined, higher costs to make each of them. In particular, [[Angelica]] needs not only Pit's figure's chip, but the wings as well. Little Mac is extremely rare, and Ness is rare too. It takes three figures to make up Blake and [[Magi-Chan]] figures.}}

He also whined about "the return of the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arm bandits behind these Sonic Booms]] occupying our minds and [[stress|stressing]] me."<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Magi-Chan in Super Smash Bros.]]</ref>

Nevertheless, he overcame these obstacles, and in August announced on Facebook that he was offering ten [[Blake]] Amiibo for sale. Because of higher production costs, he jacked up the price to $50.

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For the Blake Amiibo product description on eBay, he simply made superficial edits to the Sonichu Amiibo description. Half-assing it as usual, he neglected to delete references to Sonichu, and he STILL referred to himself as "Christian," demonstrating how seriously he takes his female identity.

{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Blake Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Blake is posed in a fighter-style, right arm flexed, and looking down his left arm at his opponent threateningly. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive will vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Bowser Amiibo chip. All of these figures are still Unregistered and Virgin New; if you would like for me to level the figures up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the random in-game items and money with them, please inform me under the "Special Instructions" section when checking out. Or send me a message after purchase. Otherwise, if left uninformed, I will be sending the figure to you Unregistered and Fresh there. I highly recommend going with the Yellow-Shoe alt-colour in-game choice when setting up your figure, to best represent Sonichu in the game(s). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, the Metal Sticker has been removed from the base portion of the package, so the figure can be read while inside its package.

Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.

Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively, as well as everything Super Smash Bros, respectively. The piece that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Sonicu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork.}}

Three days after the offer, since he had sold exactly zero, Chris threw in an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]] and edited the description to read:

{{quotebox|All of these figures have beel leveled up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the max amount of random in-game items and money with them.}}

Despite his best efforts, after three listings he only managed to sell five of the Blakes.

==All The Amiibo!==
In early September 2015, Chris shifted from eBay to [[Etsy]] to sell his items. Shortly thereafter, throwing caution to the wind, he listed eleven Amiibo, including Sonichu, Blake, the entire [[Chaotic Combo]], and three "CWC Amiibo Figures"--traditional [[Comic Chris]], "Post 2011 Christine Weston Chandler," and [[Chris Chan Sonichu]]. The new website required new product descriptions; for the most part he copied the descriptions from eBay, but added a precis of each character.

===Custom Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|

$50.00

Materials: Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo

Sonichu is the lead main character in the Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series. Transformed from a Pikachu after a collision accident with chaos powers, that also gave start to the rest of the main Electric-Hedgehog (Pokemon), Sonichu not only runs soo fast that he can create Sonic Booms, of which for him, electricity exudes with the sonic boom, causing temporary paralysis to some people, and a possible temporary power failure to some off in a miles-away distance. He has seen trials and tribulations, some of which have not yet been told; he stands tough and determined to stand up for what is good and right for everyone in the community, as well as his friends and family. Hardly anything, even Sonic the Hedgehog, can out flank and overtake this Zappin' to the Extreme Speedster and Caring Friend and Father. He sometimes has an attitude as well, but he does mean well and good.

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===Custom Blake Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
$40.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Bowser Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue, Gannondorf Amiibo

Blake Sonichu, also known as Black Sonichu, or just Blake; He was a villian, born from being cloned of the original Sonichu's DNA in Giovanni's lab, and a scientist accidentally spilled cherry cola onto the strands, changing the pigment of the fur from yellow and brown, to black and red. He was your typical Bad Boy who would tote a gun, but he doesn't have to with his Lightning Bolts and Electric attacks. He worked for Team Rocket, under the training of adopted son, Naitsirhc. He lost speed for attack, but makes up for the speed difference from Sonichu with rockets on his shoes. Flamethrower from the heel! He turned good from a combination of Falling in Love with Bubbles Rosechu, and the fateful transformation from bad to worse with Naitsirhc. Bubbles really loves Blake in return, and she helped him to adjust from villian to Anti-Hero-like. Flex his muscles in his arms and his legs, and he can duke it out like a heavyweight!

...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Bowser or Gannondorf Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Samus Amiibo, Zero Suit Samus Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Rosechu is posed in a stance, wielding her lightning blade, ready to attack. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

Rosechu is the lead main woman character, and partner and Sweetheart, and wife, to Sonichu. Transformed from the same fateful accident, on the other end of the rainbow that radiated from the origin point. She is a woman who takes no guff from anyone. She is able to make others feel better about themselves with her own charm, self confidence and esteem, and confidence in the abilities of her family and friends. She really stands up for those she cares about in her family and community. You do not want to make her angry, or really angry. She is able to form weapons from her natural electric attacks; from a sword, shield, scythe, staff, throwable bolts and other forms. She takes pride in her blade styled after Nariko's in Playstation 3's Heavenly Sword. Each of her electric weapons can not only paralyze and shock on contact, but tough and solid enough to cut and slash. Rosechu is a tough and loyal woman, as well as independent and smart.

...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Samus, or Zero Suit Samus, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Samus or Zero Suit Samus Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Pre-2011 Christian Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|$30.00+

Materials: Toon Link Amiibo, Link Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure. This me before I realized and found myself and came out for the person I am. I was also feeling constantly lost and naive back then. I am borrowing Toon Llink's pose, but the sword is rotated upward. It's a repaint, with model magic to make the face based off of myself in the past.

...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Toon Link Amiibo chip, but for an additional difference, I can put in my other favorites: Link, Fox McCloud, Samus or Zero Suit Samus, Female Robin or Lucina. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

Or, if you like, I can do the work on a Link Figure instead; making my past self taller to say the least, at no price difference.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Link or Fox McCloud, Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will swap the base in favor at no extra charge. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you and check on the progress.

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In mid-October, right before his [[26 December 2014|conviction]], he added:

{{quotebox|This figure is representative of me, as I was, around and before 2011, in male haircut and attire. Still, a Lot of history that led up to me figuring myself out ultimately as a female soul, and being a still famous author and creator. And the mental anguish and being bullied online. At least I matured mentally and emotionally from that for the most part.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my YouTube. (The Mii saved on the Mii Chip for this figure will be the one in the red hoodie; make sure your SSB WiiU or 3DS Software is currently updated).
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC Mii Showcase|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ]]}}

===Custom Post 2011 Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
$30.00+

Materials: Mii Swordfighter Amiibo, Link Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure. This is me in my Present, and most delightful, Lesbian Transwoman Self. I am borrowing Link's pose. It's a repaint, with model magic to make the face based off of my own personal Mii character.

...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Link or Swordfighter Mii (with my own Personal Mii) Amiibo chip, but for an additional difference, I can put in my other favorites: Fox McCloud, Samus or Zero Suit Samus, Female Robin or Lucina. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Swordfighter Mii, Fox McCloud, Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Robin or Lucina Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will swap the base in favor at no extra charge. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you and check on the progress.

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In mid-October he added:

{{quotebox|This is me as I am today, and always have been soulfully, as best represented in this figure, and on my Mii that will be saved on the Mii Swordfighter Chip. I am the famous author and artist and creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA, USA. Regardless of the hatred against me from the haters on the internet, I am myself; a good lesbian transwoman with high-functioning autism.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my [[YouTube]].
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC vs Autism|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ]]

As well as a demo (highlight) video of me, [[Borb|my mom and dad]], teaming up against my enemies, Count Graduon, Slaweel Ryam, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] (evil/opposite twin), and a couple of Jerkops.
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC Mii Showcase|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPncjK7woQ]]}}

===Custom Chris Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
50.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Chris Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure. In my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon (Superpower) form, I am posed as if running forward.

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Chris Chan Sonichu is my, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler, superpower, or superhero, alter-form. I transform, in the book pages, with the help of the energies in my own master Sonichu Medallion (Certified reproductions of the medallion are for sell in the Sonichu Medallion listing on this shop). I channel the powers of my electric-hedgehogs, and my own energies, to take the Sonichu form of a Normal/Electric type. I can channel the typical Electric attacks and defenses. I run at sonic and sonic boom speeds. My attack queue include Psychic attacks, Hyper Beam, Thunderbolts, Electric-formed weapons, Sky Uppercut, and even Spin Dash! My ultimate attack to take down my foes and haters is MENTAL! I would put my own experiences of Autism into their minds, disabling them; confusing them; driving them crazy with Multiple and Quick Synapses between their brain cells. Hey, this is Smash Bros; a Video Game! I can perform all of the Psychic and Mental attacks that I want.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Sonic Amiibo chip, but for an additional difference, I can put in my other favorites: Fox McCloud, Samus or Zero Suit Samus, Female Robin or Lucina. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Fox McCloud, Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Robin or Lucina Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will swap the base in favor at no extra charge. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $15 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Magi-Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$45.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Ness Amiibo, Mewtwo Amiibo, Lucas Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Magi-Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Magi-Chan is posed in a levitating Meditate, and he looks out at you, as if his meditation was interrupted, and he does not like being interrupted.

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Magi-Chan Sonichu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. Born alone(?) inside a deep, dark cave in the mountains above Cwcville, VA, his mentor psychically called out to him from within the mountainous area. The original cloned Mewtwo! Magi-Chan was psychically raised, practicing his natural telepathy, mind-reading, levitating, and other psychic powers, and then improving over and over and over again, even to combine his electrical attacks into the mix as well. After full mastering, his mentor left him, and he progressed with his life outside in the world. He met and became friends with the other electric-hedgehogs of Cwcville, as well as their families, and the Mayor/Creator, me. Always on the lookout over the city and around thereabouts, he helps greatly to prevent and stop crimes and malcontent with the help of his team of Alakazams to back him up. He does get out to enjoy life as well. But when disturbed of a bad person, he can see it coming and dart out of harm's way. And he will shoot out electric attacks and psychic energy spheres and beams. He can levitate his foes and toss them around. He can turn his foes ultimately weak, but still able to move about and heal of their power as a last resort. Magi-Chan Sonichu is a real and serious mental force that no weak mind can penetrate easily.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Ness, Mewtwo or Lucas, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Ness, Mewtwo or Lucas Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $25 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $25 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Punchy Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Little Mac Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

<nowiki>***</nowiki>NOTE: I have yet to make another Punchy Sonichu in the new pose that is better than what I have come with on my original Prototype. After I have that new version of the figure made, I will take new photos of the figure, in the package, and swap them for the ones on here right now.

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Punchy Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Punchy is posed having just performed a left jab and getting ready to do a right hook.

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Punchy Sonichu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. He was raised in a Japanese style Dojo by the master, Shinabe. Punchy was taught and mastered the ways of Karate, Self-Defense, and great offense. Although random in humor, and enjoys the comical shows on television often, he has mastered the ability to maintain focus and concentration. So, he is instantly able to channel his inner chi and energy at the ready and instant of battle. He can chop ferociously, and dig to escape and attain an advantage from behind the foe. But his specialties lie in his volley of Thunderpunches, although he can also throw Fire Punch and Ice Punch, and even form a Tri Attack from within. His Sky Uppercut is usually a Winning Move for him in every Championship Bout he has participated in, and on the field as well. He can even cause an earthquake by Punching the ground.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Little Mac, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Little Mac Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Angelica Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pit Amiibo, Dark Pit Amiibo, Black Pit Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Angelica Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Angelica is posed wings spread and enjoying the heavens above as she looks up at the sky. Fun Bonus: you can hold the figure, and pretend she is flying around you!

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Angelica Rosechu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. She was raised by a group of nuns in a church near the city of Cwcville, VA. Taught of the rightous guidance of God and the Holy Bible, she takes delight in the pleasant and good things of life. She can pray and give new life to plants, creatures and her friends, as well as healing. She can fly Sky High into the Heavens, yet she does not meet any other Angels up there. She meets them on the ground among the people and her friends' kindness and compassion. But to the devils and bad people who wish to seek and do harm, especially when talking them down is not an option, she takes the angelic offense between beating them up with her wings, slashing them with Steel Wing attacks, and shocking them with her electric attacks. She prefers to shoot her lightning bolts like a bow and arrow set in quickest succession. Divine Intervention with focused sunbeams from the heavens above at her prayer request can take out ALL of her enemies in a Massively Damaging Swoop!

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Pit or Dark (Black) Pit, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

Although, if you would like a Palutena Base for Angelica, I would still require the wings of either Pit figure. But that would work, with a Bonus: I would take the halo and wing piece from Paluentena's figure and make Angelica more angelic with that halo hovering over her. I would charge extra for that addition. Although, if you have an extra Palutena Amiibo Figure, I will not charge extra. But, initially, there would not be a discount from the initial price.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Pit or Dark (Black) Pit Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Wild Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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35.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Donkey Kong Amiibo, Diddy Kong Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Wild is posed running and performing a Vine Whip, as if to make ready to swing from tree to building.

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Wild Sonichu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. He was raised in the wild by a male Scyther and a female Venusaur. Wild has learned to survive in the wild jungles and forests, using his razor leaves and vine whips to cut, bind, attack and defend. And he can swing from tree to tree, or even building to building in the city of Cwcville. He is also able to adapt with camouflage to blend in and hide with stealth. Very quick in jumping and very agile, Wild is a real natural force to be reckoned with.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $15 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $15 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Bubbles Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Peach Amiibo, Rosealina Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Bubbles Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Bubbles is performing her Surf attack and enjoying the ride on the water wave.

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Bubbles Rosechu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. She was raised under the sea, and sometime on land, by a female Swampert. She rescued and helped her mom to shore after a passing Wailord accidentally dropped a boulder onto the mother's head. Bubbles is a sweet, caring and bubbly soul, who likes to have fun and enjoy the day! But don't get her mad, or she will make you wet, and maybe shocked. Her attacks of Water and Electricity are a powerful combination against her foes. She prefers to be friendly than foe; she enjoys hanging out with her gal pals, including Rosechu, Angelica, Simonla and other good friends. Her smile and bubbly personality makes those around her feel happy and smile.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Peach or Rosealina, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Peach or Rosealina Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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On 25 September, two more Amiibo appeared on Etsy, part of the "Second Wave." Even though Chris hadn't yet created any and said that it would take four weeks to make them, he nevertheless copy-pasted the section from the other entries stating, "These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment." He also referred to photos which didn't exist.
[[File:ComingSoon.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris used this as a placeholder before he had photos of the Slaweel and Graduon Amiibo.]]
===Custom Slaweel Ryam Amiibo Figure===

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$40.00+

Materials: plastic, model magic, ink, acrylic paints, krazy glue, rosealina amiibo, zelda amiibo, peach amiibo, paper, Swordfighter Mii Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified [[Slaweel Ryam]] Amiibo Figure. The Prototype has yet to be made, and is part of the Second Wave of the Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo Set. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The figure, at this time, will be designed and created after a purchase has been made. But it can and will be created and everything within four weeks. [''This line was deleted after he produced a prototype.'']

Slaweel Ryam, a hack witch and spellcaster, and past villain to Christine/Christian Chandler; she worked alongside the spirit of the major Wizard, Count Graduon. They both sought to put an end to Honest and True Love and Compassion in the world by any means required. In Slaweel's mind, she long thought she was in control of the operation, but Graduon was the one who really had all the magic power within his dark, evil and corrupted spirit.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is planned to be a Rosalina Amiibo chip, or alternatively a Zelda or Peach Amiibo chip. [''Later edited to read:'' The default program chip in each base is a Rosalina Amiibo chip, or alternatively a Mii Chip of her face and a valid costume represented of her character (at an extra charge), a Zelda or Peach Amiibo chip.] The final figure will be MORE than just a repaint of a per-existing figure, as I do on most of my figures. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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In mid-October, he felt compelled to add:

{{quotebox|Also, I want to make it clear that This Figure has been made due to the character being one of the (past) Lead Villains, as well as the great interest in the followers and fan base of my works. I, Christine Weston Chandler, hold absolutely No Ill Will nor malcontent of [[Mary Lee Walsh|any person this character may have been based off of at all.]]}}

This Amiibo disappeared from Etsy around 26 October. When a fan asked about it, Chris replied:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-9-slaweel-and-count-graduon-amiibos-confirmed-jerkops-coming-soon.13265/page-4#post-1057511 (archive: https://archive.ph/tKSQr)</ref>

{{quotebox|Blame it on a [[troll|hater]] who filed a fake DMCA claim against it with a supposed "structure" of Slaweel that does not exist.

Hopefully, after Etsy looks further into the claim, the listing will hopefully be restored in less than ten day. I have no comment on feelings, other than how it takes away the benefit of requesting and ordering the witch as a figure away from everyone, including themselves who filed the claim.}}

Sure enough, on 11 November, Chris triumphantly announced on Facebook:

{{quotebox|Hey, Hey, Hey! Slaweel is back with the Count on the shop!}}

===Custom Count Graduon Amiibo Figure (From Original Creator)===

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$40.00

Materials: Ganondorf Amiibo, plastic, model magic, acrylic paints, ink, paper, krazy glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Slaweel Ryam [sic] Amiibo Figure. The Prototype has yet to be made, and is part of the Second Wave of the Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo Set. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The figure, at this time, will be designed and created after a purchase has been made. But it can and will be created and everything within four weeks. [''This line was deleted after he produced a prototype.'']

[[Count Graduon]], the Dark, Evil and Corrupted Spirit of a Wizard, is one who, or what, seeks to destroy and shatter hearts in love by putting an end to Honest and True Love and Compassion in the world by any means required. Graduon is the mastermind, while in the while with Slaweel by his side; she was merely his pawn. Graduon was a wizard of castle times and ages. He Was an expert wizard and a master of his witchcraft. People never really took him seriously, because he was only four foot, seven, and he had his conquering plans overtaken by knights, royalty and the armies. He also was viewed as having numerous imaginary friends, and was bullied, teased, taunted and tortured growing up. He had powers to resurrect, empower, armor, mentally ablitize and control the dead; as long as they had all of their limbs and such. While alive, he had experienced love, but he was hardly able to experience the Good in it at all, no matter how many women he laid with. Women viewed him as a bastard; his attitude and clothing attire said it all. He had been executed, and then his soul trapped in the sphere and locked away forever. Until Slaweel uncovered it, and brought back to the light of day.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is planned to be a Ganondorf Amiibo chip. The final figure will be MORE than just a repaint of a per-existing figure, as I do on most of my figures. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Autism Mii Amiibo Figure===

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$50.00

Materials: Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Brawler Mii Amiibo

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The figure, and the face of which, are NOT Representative of any individual person or persons that suffer from Autism of any level of functionality. The face on the Mii is one I have created to offer a representation of the mental disability, so for our individual imaginations at least, we can look it right in the face and overpower it in our individual recovery.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, for each sale of THIS figure, $10.00 will personally be donated to the local Virginia Institute of Autism in Charlottesville, VA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>At the moment the Prototype Figure has not yet been made, and after creation, a photo of the figure will be added onto this listing.

Straight from the creator and artist of Sonichu and Rosechu, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Autism Mii Amiibo Figure. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior. Parents usually notice signs in the first two years of their child's life. These signs often develop gradually, though some children with autism reach their developmental milestones at a normal pace and then regress. The diagnostic criteria require that symptoms become apparent in early childhood, typically before age three. (Quote from Wikipedia.org) Research and Development is still in the works in preventing, and recovery of, Autism in children and adults.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Brawler Mii Amiibo chip, with the Autism Mii saved onto it, ready to fight in either Super Smash Bros. game for 3DS or WiiU. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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In mid-October he completed the prototype, made the relevant changes to the above text, and added:

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I have had to suffer with autism inhibiting my socializing ability for my lifetime, and to me that was a bad headache. Join me in dealing some major damage, symbolically, and virtually literally, in Super Smash Bros. by fighting the custom Mii Fighter saved on a Mii Brawler figure chip.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my [[YouTube]].
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC vs Autism|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ]]

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>Each figure will come complete with a removable headband, similar to the one it wears in SSB, in case looking it right in its eyes on its forehead, above its blushing cheeks, above its misplaced mustache and mouth, above its nose on its chin, freaks you out.
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===Custom Chris Chan Amiibo Complete Three Piece Set (from Original Creator)===
In early [[November 2015|November]] Chris threw together a set of "Me, Myself, and I."

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$120.00

Materials: Mii Swordfighter Amiibo, Krazy Glue, Plastic, Ink, Paper, Acrylic Paints, Model Magic, Pikachu Amiibo, Sonic Amiibo, Toon Link Amiibo, Link Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a complete three piece set of Fresh, reposed, coloured, strengthened, and certified Christine, and Christian, Weston Chandler, and Chris Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figures. The individual figures' details are as stated in their respective listings.

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===Custom Christine Weston Chandler's Family Amiibo Figure Pack===

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$120.00

Materials: Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink, Swordfighter Mii Amiibo, Link Amiibo, Brawler Mii Amiibo, Fighter Mii Amiibo, Mario Amiibo, Gunner Mii Amiibo, Mega Man Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a complete three piece set of Fresh, reposed, coloured, strengthened, and certified Christine Weston Chandler, Barbara Weston Chandler, and Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Amiibo Figures. The individual figures' details are as stated in their respective listings. Packaged in one of a limited quantity three-pack Amiibo package and custom card back.

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Post-2011 Christine Weston Chandler:

This is me as I am today, and always have been soulfully, as best represented in this figure, and on my Mii that will be saved on the Mii Swordfighter Chip. I am the famous author and artist and creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA, USA. Regardless of the hatred against me from the haters on the internet, I am myself; a good lesbian transwoman with high-functioning autism.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my YouTube.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ</nowiki>

Barbara Weston Chandler:

My mother; she is a good person. Her expertise is in finances and secretarial. A tomboy, she knows how to take a punch, as well as giving a punch. Caring and tough; this is one good looking mama you would not want to give a difficult time.

Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.:

My father; he was very smart and technical. A retired engineer from General Electric, he has designed the controls for many a machine, including Plastic Moulding, Steelmill and Sawmill; all with his own Patents and name on them. Without him, you not have the plastic on your smartphones and laptops and game controllers, or even a simple plastic funnel. He also served in the army after WWII, stationed in Souel Korea in the Signal Corp. He knew how to be eloquent in speech, and also put up an argument. Very Smart.

In Memory Of RFCJr: September 4, 1927 - September 6, 2011.

See my mom, dad and I take on our foes on my YouTube.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPncjK7woQ</nowiki>

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each Christine Weston Chandler Figure base each is a Swordfighter Mii Amiibo chip. The program chip in each Barbara Weston Chandler base is a Brawler/Fighter Mii Amiibo chip. The program chip in each Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. base is a Gunner Mii Amiibo chip. (Each figure has their own respective Personal Miis saved onto them, as shown in the screen caps above) No non-Mii chips are available in this offer. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Jerkop and Janekop Amiibo Figures===

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$20.00<nowiki>+</nowiki>

'''Select a material:'''

<poem>Randon Mii Amiibo ($30.00)
Swordfighter Mii ($30.00)
Brawler/Fighter Mii ($30.00)
Gunner Mii ($30.00)
Random Human Amiibo ($20.00)</poem>

'''Skin, Clothes, Sex'''

Select an option:

<poem>Random
White_White_Male
White_White_Female
Black_White_Male
Black_White_Female
White_Brown_Male
White_Brown_Female
Black_Brown_Male
Black_Brown_Female
White_Red_Male
White_Red_Female
Black_Red_Male
Black_Red_Female</poem>

<nowiki>**</nowiki>You must Select BOTH a Variant AND and an Option before Adding to Cart. IF you want Random for both, please select "Random" for both fields. If you're buying more than one, and you want differing variant and option between each of them, please add one to cart with one set of options, and then add one to cart with your other set of options.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Non-Mii Human Amiibo Figures include those of Mario, Luigi, Zero Suit Samus, etcetra; Any figure without a skirt or dress, and NO Non-Human Form Figure (a pair of arms; a pair of legs; a head with a face). NO Animals or Animal Form Figures either.

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Jerkop or Janekop Amiibo Figure.

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Jerkops and Janekops; the Soldiers and Troop Force, under the control of the might and magic of Count Graduon (and in the past, of Slaweel Ryam). Originally, they were each brainwashed people who were shanghaied into Slaweel and Graduon's control. And later on, without Slaweel, free from the wand, the sould of Graduon finds a new body, and reverses the age of the recent deceased to the average age of 30 Years, and revives them, each with a fragment of Graduon's regenerating soul. Void of their past identities and personalities, the revived all are neutrally Graduon (regardless of physical gender and skin tone), but they are more commonly referred to, and acknowledged as, the impostors of the Poice Force in Blue, with false authorities, Jerkops (male) and Janekops (female).

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Each Figure made will definitely be individual in appearance (each figure's face matching as close as possible to the Mii saved onto their respective chip; if the chip is any other than a Mii, the face will definitely NOT match the character on the chip), but still in neutral or mean in facial expression. And their features can be customizable upon suggestion or request (Human or Human-Like Faces Only) to be molded like anyone's face (even your own, an enemy of yours; whatever as you wish. Hats are optional, but the clothes from the neck down are strictly the Uniforms of White, Brown or Red). I will answer any questions of the details, as well as in regards to facial custom requests.

See the demo video of a variety of Jerkop and Janekop Mii Fighters in combat.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNzV8KSROE</nowiki>

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base will be dependent on your choice of a Mii Amiibo chip or other human-type Amiibo chip selected or at random choice. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Silvana Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$70.00

Select a Material:
Robin Base
Wii Fit Trainer Base
Villager Base

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Silvana Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Silvana is posed performing a mighty powerful kick.

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Silvana Rosechu, a Psychic Type, was a naturally born female, hatched from one of the eggs that came about from the rainbow of energy that spawned from the collision of Super Sonic with the Pikachu that transformed into Sonichu, and the Raichu that transformed into Rosechu. Her egg landed on the Earth's Moon. She hatched alone, and was able to survive on there. The spirit of Count Graduon found her up there, and took her under his teachings for his desires. Aside from her natural powers, Graduon granted her with the ability to Transform into other beings. The price of which being deprived of being able to naturally give birth, as well as the addition of a male part onto her (at least it stays inside, so states the biology of a Sonichu). Ultimately, she does turn good for the better, but while she was loyal to Graduon, she spied on the electric-hedgehogs, and Christian Chandler (as I was known as back then). And she found a connection with Magi-Chan Sonichu, but she had past denied his views over the social status and lack of social skills of the public, taught to her by Count Graduon.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>As Silvana is able to transform between both genders, she likes to play as the few characters that have both male and female versions in the Super Smash Bros Games, so the program chip in each base can be either a Robin, Wii Fit Trainer, or Villager Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Simonla Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$50.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Mega Man Amiibo, Rock Man Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Simonla Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Simonla is posed with her left arm's drill at the ready, about to dig into the ground.

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Simonla Rosechu, loyal wife of Wild Sonichu and mother of their child, Sandy Rosechu, is a tough ground/electric type, with drill parts, natural on her arm, that when not in use, cover her forearms, and when in use, covers her hands, and she is able to drill into the ground and borrow her way around underground and back up. She works at Cwcville Construction as a forewoman, and ensures the ground underneath is level and most stable for building support. Her bones and drill components are composed of a natural metal stronger than adamantanium, Simitanium. With simitanium, she is also capable of self-healing from injuries and bad damage. She also has retractable eye covers, so she can see underground and keep the dirt and rocks and other minerals and such out of her eyes. You don't want to get on Simonla's bad side, and hardly anything can keep her down for long; Tough and Durable.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Mega Man/Rock Man Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Christine Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$50.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Zelda Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Christine Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Christine is posed mid-walking with sass and style.

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Christine Rosechu, the middle of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a rare Shiny Rosechu, and enjoys fashion, style, socializing and making many real and good friends. She often sparkles naturally under a light. Christine is a generous and kind gal who likes to offer help in adding style and class and positive vibes to all around her. And she likes being on stage in a play or film, and she likes to see her fellow actors shine in their own way, as she does for herself. She is content anywhere on the stage, and does not hog the spotlight or center of attention. She is also a bisexual, so she is attracted to everyone (as long as they don't get on her bad side).

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Zelda Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Cera Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$50.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Wario Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Krazy Glue, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Cera Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Cera is posed in a defensive pose, looking at her opponent, ready to fight for her family and friends.

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Cera Rosechu, oldest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a tough and loyal woman; she doesn't like bad guff from others, but she is capable of shaking it off and keeping her composure, and only raises her fist when the threat or challenge is great or worse. She is physically tough and strong after lifting weights in the gym and punching the sandbags. She is not Wonder Woman or Supergirl, but she has been recorded to be able to lift as much as 4,000 pounds in the efforts of rescue and defense. She also tossed a one ton boulder a far distance of more than 20 miles away. Her natural electricity and electric abilities helps to give her punches a real shocking wallop. Cera is also a lesbian, and finds true love with her Asian lady friend.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Wario Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Robbie Sonichu Amiibo Figure (From Original Creator)===

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$60.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Shiek Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Robbie Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Robbie is posed in a sassy pose with a rock on hand gesture.

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Robbie Sonichu, the youngest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is physically active and very caring and empathetic of his family and others. Not only that, but Robbie is a female soul, born into the male body, with attraction and kind friendships with women around her age; self identified as a lesbian transwoman. She likes to follow in her father's footsteps, almost literally, by looking to be able to run as fast as, or faster than, her father. She also helps to defend her home town and friends from incoming bullies from Count Graduon's army with her strong electric attacks and speed. And she likes to run and spark with style and sass.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Shiek Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Sonichu and Rosechu Family Amiibo Figure Set (from Original Creator)===

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$220.00

Materials: shiek amiibo, Zelda amiibo, Wario amiibo, Pikachu amiibo, Samus amiibo, sonic Amiibo, Krazy Glue, Ink, Paper, Acrylic Paints, Model Magic, Plastic, Zero Suit Samus Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified set of the Sonichu and Rosechu Family Amiibo Figures.

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Sonichu is the lead main character in the Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series. Transformed from a Pikachu after a collision accident with chaos powers, that also gave start to the rest of the main Electric-Hedgehog (Pokemon), Sonichu not only runs soo fast that he can create Sonic Booms, of which for him, electricity exudes with the sonic boom, causing temporary paralysis to some people, and a possible temporary power failure to some off in a miles-away distance. He has seen trials and tribulations, some of which have not yet been told; he stands tough and determined to stand up for what is good and right for everyone in the community, as well as his friends and family. Hardly anything, even Sonic the Hedgehog, can out flank and overtake this Zappin' to the Extreme Speedster and Caring Friend and Father. He sometimes has an attitude as well, but he does mean well and good. Sonic Amiibo Chip in Base

Rosechu is the lead main woman character, and partner and Sweetheart, and wife, to Sonichu. Transformed from the same fateful accident, on the other end of the rainbow that radiated from the origin point. She is a woman who takes no guff from anyone. She is able to make others feel better about themselves with her own charm, self confidence and esteem, and confidence in the abilities of her family and friends. She really stands up for those she cares about in her family and community. You do not want to make her angry, or really angry. She is able to form weapons from her natural electric attacks; from a sword, shield, scythe, staff, throwable bolts and other forms. She takes pride in her blade styled after Nariko's in Playstation 3's Heavenly Sword. Each of her electric weapons can not only paralyze and shock on contact, but tough and solid enough to cut and slash. Rosechu is a tough and loyal woman, as well as independent and smart. Samus (Original or Zero Suit) Amiibo Chip in Base.

Cera Rosechu, oldest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a tough and loyal woman; she doesn't like bad guff from others, but she is capable of shaking it off and keeping her composure, and only raises her fist when the threat or challenge is great or worse. She is physically tough and strong after lifting weights in the gym and punching the sandbags. She is not Wonder Woman or Supergirl, but she has been recorded to be able to lift as much as 4,000 pounds in the efforts of rescue and defense. She also tossed a one ton boulder a far distance of more than 20 miles away. Her natural electricity and electric abilities helps to give her punches a real shocking wallop. Cera is also a lesbian, and finds true love with her Asian lady friend. Wario Amiibo Chip in Base.

Christine Rosechu, the middle of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a rare Shiny Rosechu, and enjoys fashion, style, socializing and making many real and good friends. She often sparkles naturally under a light. Christine is a generous and kind gal who likes to offer help in adding style and class and positive vibes to all around her. And she likes being on stage in a play or film, and she likes to see her fellow actors shine in their own way, as she does for herself. She is content anywhere on the stage, and does not hog the spotlight or center of attention. She is also a bisexual, so she is attracted to everyone (as long as they don't get on her bad side). Zelda Amiibo Chip in Base.

Robbie Sonichu, the youngest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is physically active and very caring and empathetic of his family and others. Not only that, but Robbie is a female soul, born into the male body, with attraction and kind friendships with women around her age; self identified as a lesbian transwoman. She likes to follow in her father's footsteps, almost literally, by looking to be able to run as fast as, or faster than, her father. She also helps to defend her home town and friends from incoming bullies from Count Graduon's army with her strong electric attacks and speed. And she likes to run and spark with style and sass. Shiek Amiibo Chip in Base.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program Amiibo chip in each base are mentioned in each character's detail above. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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==Received Amiibo==
While Chris has not yet received negative feedback on eBay or Etsy for these items (in part because of the threat that crossing the Great Director Chandler can result in [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|public doxxing]]), the quality of those received has been less than spectacular. On one of them, the tail and right ear had come off in transit, despite Chris's order to the U.S. Mail, "THIS SIDE UP." The "Certificate of Authenticity" read:

{{quotebox|This Certificate verifies the authenticity of the accompanying Sonichu/Rosechu Amiibo Figure from Christian/Christine Weston Chandler. The Signature on this document attests that she alone, full of heart, soul and efforts in reposing the figure, painting and gluing and all other specific detailings on the figure, and external of the base.}}

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Another Amiibo arrived essentially broken in half:
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The recipient stated, "the head is off, the tail is off, and one of the ears came off where he had just wrapped the modeling clay around sonic's existing ear. no glue or anything." He also noted that Chris had attempted to reseal the package with double-sided tape, which had collected dust and grime.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-6-sonichu-amiibo-for-sale.8808/page-17#post-650310 (archive: https://archive.ph/XErQO)</ref>

A contributor on Chris's old stomping grounds, [[Keep Sonic Original]], posted two images of his received Amiibo:

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While he said it was "worth every single cent," he noted that both the ears and the tail were broken off.<ref><s>[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1563772267236048&set=gm.1567543786831201&type=1&theater]</s> Dead Link</ref>

A user on Reddit posted images of another received Amiibo with a broken tail. It arrived with instructions on how to take care of the "medallion."

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Someone with a Tumblr account posted pictures of her received Amiibo. They indicate that Chris is actually editing the small print on the package to insert his own copyright notice.

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And another. Notice how Chris asks, "Please Leave Positive Feedback."

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As posted on Instagram, received Sonichu and Blake Amiibo:

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An Australian recipient took the time to make an in-depth snarky review highlighting the shit condition of the item:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Amiibo Review
| ytid = vRQFAPEvIKA
| stardate = 17 [[April 2015]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvytGl8wpGddafLQh9DPGA VN Reader]
| subject =
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A purchaser of the Amiibo/medallion package set posted an unboxing video:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = SONICHU AMIIBO FIGURE & SONICHU MEDALLION UNBOXING
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HP5HANhgZaU}}
| stardate = 31 [[July 2015]]
| maker =
| subject =
| type =
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==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Smash 4 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gXsTKUXrK98}}
| stardate = 22 [[March 2015]]
| maker = SmackaDerp
| subject =
| type =
| info = }}

==References==
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Sonichu Amiibo

2022-11-23T18:43:34Z

Gray Deign: url update, adding archive, at least one of the reference leaks is dead

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[[File:Amiibo5.jpg|right|thumb|200px|[[Chris]], proudly holding his new creations.]]
[[Wikipedia:Amiibo|'''Amiibo''']] are figurines which, when brought in physical contact with a [[Nintendo]] Switch Joy-Con, Wii U GamePad, and 3DS system, will add features or functions to a game. On 6 [[April 2015]], Chris unveiled his own custom [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] Amiibo for sale on [[eBay]]. He offered 10 for sale for $41 each. They [[White knight|sold out]] within 2 hours. Another batch of ten appeared on eBay on 3 [[June 2015]] and also sold out within a few days. His attempt the following month to sell a [[medallion]] with an Amiibo as a bundle deal did not work out so well, however. Undeterred, he introduced a [[Blake]] Amiibo in August. When he moved to [[Etsy]] in September, the floodgates opened, as collecting and customizing Amiibo developed into his new favorite hobby. Naturally, Chris is unaware that by customising and selling Amiibo he is violating [[copyright]].

==eBay Description==
The information and photos uploaded to his eBay page revealed that to create his custom Amiibo, he had bought a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] Amiibo, broke the limbs, repositioned them, glued them back on, and repainted them.

{{quotebox|Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.). It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Sonic the Hedgehog Amiibo chip. All of these figures are still Unregistered and [[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] New; if you would like for me to level the figures up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the random in-game items and money with them, please inform me under the "Special Instructions" section when checking out. Or send me a message after purchase. Otherwise, if left uninformed, I will be sending the figure to you Unregistered and Fresh there. I highly recommend going with the Yellow-Shoe alt-colour in-game choice when setting up your figure, to best represent Sonichu in the game(s). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, [[Mario Kart 8]], Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, the Metal Sticker has been removed from the base portion of the package, so the figure can be read while inside its package.

Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.

Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, [[Cwcville]] and such material is [[Chris and copyright|Copyrighted]] March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively, as well as everything Super Smash Bros, respectively. The piece that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Sonicu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork.}}

Chris also noted, "The figures were mint in package, but then physically remolded, repositioned and strengthened, then put into new packaging, as shown in the photos."

The photos:

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Please note that these Amiibo figures cost $30 more than the official ones.

==Production costs==
It's worth noting that to produce each Sonichu Amiibo, Chris had to buy a Sonic Amiibo to repaint. In addition, rather than simply sculpting Sonichu's tail himself, he opted to cut the tails off of existing Pikachu Amiibo to glue them on. The end result is that each Sonichu Amiibo uses both a Sonic and a Pikachu, doubling the cost of materials to $26 a pop. Between the base Amiibo, [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|acrylic paint]], eBay fees, shipping costs, and time and labor invested, it's not unreasonable to assume that Chris is making a minuscule profit, if any. This seems consistent with his [[Chris and money|general financial history]].

He kept the pile of leftover Pikachu bodies, unsure of what to do with them, until someone suggested that he use those parts to make Sonee and Rosey figures<ref>[[:File:Cwc_talk_soney_rosee.png]]</ref>.

The Blake Amiibo have even higher production costs, because Blake uses a ''Bowser'' Amiibo chip rather than the Sonic or Pikachu chips that would normally be built into the figure. Christian at least seems to be aware that using three Amiibo to construct one might be a bad idea, but production continued nonetheless.

==Facebook announcements==
[[File:Amiibo6.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's new cover photo.]]
On the same day, Chris posted an announcement on Facebook with a link to his eBay page. He uploaded a new photograph of himself which implied that [[Rosechu]] Amiibo were on the way. He also put up a new, relevant Facebook cover photo.
{{quotebox|Here's something different and good; a Sonichu Figure! And an Amiibo Figure at that! Personally created and Certified and packaged.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Unfortunately, due to the lowered listing allowance on my eBay, I am unable to list medallions this month. Please Leave Positive Feedback upon receipt after your individual purchases. Ten Figures are immediately available. Thank you, and have a good day.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>I forgot to mention, the Metal Sticker has been removed, so the figure can be read while still in its package. And Sonichu is posed doing a Thunderpunching Sky Uppercut attack (his Up + B Special, if Sonichu was a playable character in Super Smash Bros.).}}
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The following day he clarified:

{{quotebox|My choice of which character goes into the base of my characters are relevant to their individual perspectives and whatnot. some of which are Rare ‪#‎Amiibo‬ characters at the moment as well. ‪#‎Sonichu‬'s choice is Sonic, out of respect. Pikachu is not as strong as ‪#‎Sonic‬ anyway. Tune in next week to hear ‪#‎Rosechu‬'s choice.}}

Simultaneously, Chris tied his new Amiibo with a desire to make Sonichu a downloadable character for the game Super Smash Bros, including a drawing of Sonichu holding his own Amiibo.

Upon announcing his second Amiibo listing in June 2015, he let his fans know that he had suffered for his art:

{{quotebox|
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Seriously. I work diligently, tough-hard, lovingly, on each Sonichu Figure. To actually be able to Hand Repurpose, with minimal model magic usage, paint and personally, metaphorically, give birth, and certify, Actual Figures of my own personal main Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon character... It is plain incredible and simply awesome to me.

And I had a mishap when I started creation of this batch, on the morning of Wednesday, the 20th: I literally cut my left forefinger, near deep and bad, with a slip of my [[pocket knife]]. Fortunately, I had my last tetanus shot less than five years ago. I went to the emergency room; I had to get my finger numbed and stitched. They gauzed and splinted the finger; I've had to put up with that for nearly a week, during the healing and reapplication of antibiotic ointment and the band-aids and putting the gauze and splint back on. I just had the stitch removed this past Monday.

And now I am feeling crestfallen that over a day has passed from relisting the figures, right after completing them, and no one is buying them. What the hell?}}

In July, in response to the tepid response to his Amiibo/medallion bundle sets, Chris made a wide-ranging appeal, focusing not on the Amiibo as a product but on the character of Sonichu himself. He also reminded everyone that just as he had [[Father Call|pulled weeds]], he was putting a superhuman amount of effort into these figurines:

{{quotebox|I still have six Sonichu Figures and Medallions for sale on the listing.

Listen, everyone, I am aware that I, personally, am appreciated like a person celebrity. That is great and all. BUT, I do feel that Sonichu should get as much respect as y'all give me. Aside from the [[autism]] I wish I did not have, I still have poured a lot of the kind of person I was and am into his character (transgender not included either). And I understand and can see how he and his friends, family, and whatnot can be considered "fanfiction".

But Sonichu, the First and Prime Sonichu, is MORE than just a yellow colored Sonic; Sonichu is MORE than a tall Pikachu. He is an individual who from a lone mouse, became a Sweetheart, a loyal friend, a lover, a caring type, a family hedgehog, a better than fast speed superhero type, a leader and a teammate who works with his team, and saves the day and helps around at home and in town. He is self-confident with awareness to his strengths, weaknesses and limits, humble, stays to fight when appropriate; a good soul and individual.

Sonic the Hedgehog; did he become a family hedgehog with Amy Rose or Sally Acorn? NO. Is Sonic a totally loyal, loving and caring type? Yes and No; he was loyal and caring of his friends, including the ladies and girls, but he is soo the "Love 'em and Leave 'em type, reluctant to heartfelt affections, and he is still afraid of commitment. Not only that, but SEGA is sending him spiraling down the drain with RUSHED Final Products, and offensive changes to him. I would not change, or allow change onto, Sonichu's physical characteristics. And I would want the final games and animations, should I be partnered with someone Official and Legitimate to create them, to Not be Rushed; Quality is Good to me.

And Pikachu, the one with Ash; no better than a wild or trained type of animal. Sonichu was wild, but domesticated himself with Rosechu and everyone else. Sonichu has a stronger Defense and Attack than Pikachu; faster too. And Sonichu has more story potential with his life. Pikachu is a lot of going wherever Ash goes, shadowed by him most of the time, and a lot of "attack and win or lose"; so trite. No contest: Sonichu wins the Pokémon battle.

Plus, not only can the Amiibo figure be used in Smash Bros and unlock things in other games, but as a figure, you can imagine him going into battle and sending a thunderpunching sky uppercut for the win.

I spend Hours locating the figure resources, sorting out the pieces, disassembling portions, Krazy glued some, painted, added and solidified the portions with Model Magic and more K-glue, putting them together, label them, certifying them, package them... ALL Hand Worked to the end; I end up with Krazy glue on my fingers and end up gnawing the dried portions off. I put a LOT of Time, Effort, Heart and Soul into Each Individual Figure. An I am improving the packaging quality to make sure they each do not fall apart in transit. And I need the funds from the sales to help pay the bills here at home and better.

My Crafts are Hand-Made Soul Pieces, and hand-made usually have the good charm and quality in each of them, and they are Collectible. Think about it.}}
[[File:Amiibo.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Chris's other Amiibo]]
Even this plea couldn't move product, unfortunately, and he was forced to lower the price.

==Blake Amiibo==
Over the months, Chris made more Amiibo based on his comic characters. At first he doubted that he would be able to bring them to market. As he explained on Facebook:<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Amiibo Expenses]]</ref>

{{quotebox|The reason I am hesitant on offering figures of the rest of my electric-hedgehog Pokémon, is because of possible, past undetermined, higher costs to make each of them. In particular, [[Angelica]] needs not only Pit's figure's chip, but the wings as well. Little Mac is extremely rare, and Ness is rare too. It takes three figures to make up Blake and [[Magi-Chan]] figures.}}

He also whined about "the return of the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arm bandits behind these Sonic Booms]] occupying our minds and [[stress|stressing]] me."<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Magi-Chan in Super Smash Bros.]]</ref>

Nevertheless, he overcame these obstacles, and in August announced on Facebook that he was offering ten [[Blake]] Amiibo for sale. Because of higher production costs, he jacked up the price to $50.

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For the Blake Amiibo product description on eBay, he simply made superficial edits to the Sonichu Amiibo description. Half-assing it as usual, he neglected to delete references to Sonichu, and he STILL referred to himself as "Christian," demonstrating how seriously he takes his female identity.

{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Blake Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Blake is posed in a fighter-style, right arm flexed, and looking down his left arm at his opponent threateningly. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive will vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Bowser Amiibo chip. All of these figures are still Unregistered and Virgin New; if you would like for me to level the figures up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the random in-game items and money with them, please inform me under the "Special Instructions" section when checking out. Or send me a message after purchase. Otherwise, if left uninformed, I will be sending the figure to you Unregistered and Fresh there. I highly recommend going with the Yellow-Shoe alt-colour in-game choice when setting up your figure, to best represent Sonichu in the game(s). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, the Metal Sticker has been removed from the base portion of the package, so the figure can be read while inside its package.

Everyone involved, including ALL Bidders, are bound by eBay's Terms and Regulations as stated therein, link below at bottom of this web page.

Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively, as well as everything Super Smash Bros, respectively. The piece that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Sonicu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork.}}

Three days after the offer, since he had sold exactly zero, Chris threw in an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]] and edited the description to read:

{{quotebox|All of these figures have beel leveled up to the maximum level in Super Smash Bros. (3DS or WiiU), and include the max amount of random in-game items and money with them.}}

Despite his best efforts, after three listings he only managed to sell five of the Blakes.

==All The Amiibo!==
In early September 2015, Chris shifted from eBay to [[Etsy]] to sell his items. Shortly thereafter, throwing caution to the wind, he listed eleven Amiibo, including Sonichu, Blake, the entire [[Chaotic Combo]], and three "CWC Amiibo Figures"--traditional [[Comic Chris]], "Post 2011 Christine Weston Chandler," and [[Chris Chan Sonichu]]. The new website required new product descriptions; for the most part he copied the descriptions from eBay, but added a precis of each character.

===Custom Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|

$50.00

Materials: Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo

Sonichu is the lead main character in the Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series. Transformed from a Pikachu after a collision accident with chaos powers, that also gave start to the rest of the main Electric-Hedgehog (Pokemon), Sonichu not only runs soo fast that he can create Sonic Booms, of which for him, electricity exudes with the sonic boom, causing temporary paralysis to some people, and a possible temporary power failure to some off in a miles-away distance. He has seen trials and tribulations, some of which have not yet been told; he stands tough and determined to stand up for what is good and right for everyone in the community, as well as his friends and family. Hardly anything, even Sonic the Hedgehog, can out flank and overtake this Zappin' to the Extreme Speedster and Caring Friend and Father. He sometimes has an attitude as well, but he does mean well and good.

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===Custom Blake Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
$40.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Bowser Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue, Gannondorf Amiibo

Blake Sonichu, also known as Black Sonichu, or just Blake; He was a villian, born from being cloned of the original Sonichu's DNA in Giovanni's lab, and a scientist accidentally spilled cherry cola onto the strands, changing the pigment of the fur from yellow and brown, to black and red. He was your typical Bad Boy who would tote a gun, but he doesn't have to with his Lightning Bolts and Electric attacks. He worked for Team Rocket, under the training of adopted son, Naitsirhc. He lost speed for attack, but makes up for the speed difference from Sonichu with rockets on his shoes. Flamethrower from the heel! He turned good from a combination of Falling in Love with Bubbles Rosechu, and the fateful transformation from bad to worse with Naitsirhc. Bubbles really loves Blake in return, and she helped him to adjust from villian to Anti-Hero-like. Flex his muscles in his arms and his legs, and he can duke it out like a heavyweight!

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Bowser or Gannondorf Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Samus Amiibo, Zero Suit Samus Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Rosechu is posed in a stance, wielding her lightning blade, ready to attack. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

Rosechu is the lead main woman character, and partner and Sweetheart, and wife, to Sonichu. Transformed from the same fateful accident, on the other end of the rainbow that radiated from the origin point. She is a woman who takes no guff from anyone. She is able to make others feel better about themselves with her own charm, self confidence and esteem, and confidence in the abilities of her family and friends. She really stands up for those she cares about in her family and community. You do not want to make her angry, or really angry. She is able to form weapons from her natural electric attacks; from a sword, shield, scythe, staff, throwable bolts and other forms. She takes pride in her blade styled after Nariko's in Playstation 3's Heavenly Sword. Each of her electric weapons can not only paralyze and shock on contact, but tough and solid enough to cut and slash. Rosechu is a tough and loyal woman, as well as independent and smart.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Samus, or Zero Suit Samus, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Samus or Zero Suit Samus Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Pre-2011 Christian Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|$30.00+

Materials: Toon Link Amiibo, Link Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure. This me before I realized and found myself and came out for the person I am. I was also feeling constantly lost and naive back then. I am borrowing Toon Llink's pose, but the sword is rotated upward. It's a repaint, with model magic to make the face based off of myself in the past.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Toon Link Amiibo chip, but for an additional difference, I can put in my other favorites: Link, Fox McCloud, Samus or Zero Suit Samus, Female Robin or Lucina. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

Or, if you like, I can do the work on a Link Figure instead; making my past self taller to say the least, at no price difference.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Link or Fox McCloud, Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will swap the base in favor at no extra charge. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you and check on the progress.

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In mid-October, right before his [[26 December 2014|conviction]], he added:

{{quotebox|This figure is representative of me, as I was, around and before 2011, in male haircut and attire. Still, a Lot of history that led up to me figuring myself out ultimately as a female soul, and being a still famous author and creator. And the mental anguish and being bullied online. At least I matured mentally and emotionally from that for the most part.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my YouTube. (The Mii saved on the Mii Chip for this figure will be the one in the red hoodie; make sure your SSB WiiU or 3DS Software is currently updated).
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC Mii Showcase|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ]]}}

===Custom Post 2011 Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
$30.00+

Materials: Mii Swordfighter Amiibo, Link Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure. This is me in my Present, and most delightful, Lesbian Transwoman Self. I am borrowing Link's pose. It's a repaint, with model magic to make the face based off of my own personal Mii character.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Link or Swordfighter Mii (with my own Personal Mii) Amiibo chip, but for an additional difference, I can put in my other favorites: Fox McCloud, Samus or Zero Suit Samus, Female Robin or Lucina. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Swordfighter Mii, Fox McCloud, Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Robin or Lucina Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will swap the base in favor at no extra charge. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you and check on the progress.

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In mid-October he added:

{{quotebox|This is me as I am today, and always have been soulfully, as best represented in this figure, and on my Mii that will be saved on the Mii Swordfighter Chip. I am the famous author and artist and creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA, USA. Regardless of the hatred against me from the haters on the internet, I am myself; a good lesbian transwoman with high-functioning autism.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my [[YouTube]].
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC vs Autism|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ]]

As well as a demo (highlight) video of me, [[Borb|my mom and dad]], teaming up against my enemies, Count Graduon, Slaweel Ryam, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] (evil/opposite twin), and a couple of Jerkops.
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC Mii Showcase|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPncjK7woQ]]}}

===Custom Chris Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
50.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Chris Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure. In my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon (Superpower) form, I am posed as if running forward.

...

Chris Chan Sonichu is my, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler, superpower, or superhero, alter-form. I transform, in the book pages, with the help of the energies in my own master Sonichu Medallion (Certified reproductions of the medallion are for sell in the Sonichu Medallion listing on this shop). I channel the powers of my electric-hedgehogs, and my own energies, to take the Sonichu form of a Normal/Electric type. I can channel the typical Electric attacks and defenses. I run at sonic and sonic boom speeds. My attack queue include Psychic attacks, Hyper Beam, Thunderbolts, Electric-formed weapons, Sky Uppercut, and even Spin Dash! My ultimate attack to take down my foes and haters is MENTAL! I would put my own experiences of Autism into their minds, disabling them; confusing them; driving them crazy with Multiple and Quick Synapses between their brain cells. Hey, this is Smash Bros; a Video Game! I can perform all of the Psychic and Mental attacks that I want.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Sonic Amiibo chip, but for an additional difference, I can put in my other favorites: Fox McCloud, Samus or Zero Suit Samus, Female Robin or Lucina. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Fox McCloud, Samus, Zero Suit Samus, Robin or Lucina Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will swap the base in favor at no extra charge. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $15 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Magi-Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

{{quotebox|
$45.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Ness Amiibo, Mewtwo Amiibo, Lucas Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Magi-Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Magi-Chan is posed in a levitating Meditate, and he looks out at you, as if his meditation was interrupted, and he does not like being interrupted.

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Magi-Chan Sonichu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. Born alone(?) inside a deep, dark cave in the mountains above Cwcville, VA, his mentor psychically called out to him from within the mountainous area. The original cloned Mewtwo! Magi-Chan was psychically raised, practicing his natural telepathy, mind-reading, levitating, and other psychic powers, and then improving over and over and over again, even to combine his electrical attacks into the mix as well. After full mastering, his mentor left him, and he progressed with his life outside in the world. He met and became friends with the other electric-hedgehogs of Cwcville, as well as their families, and the Mayor/Creator, me. Always on the lookout over the city and around thereabouts, he helps greatly to prevent and stop crimes and malcontent with the help of his team of Alakazams to back him up. He does get out to enjoy life as well. But when disturbed of a bad person, he can see it coming and dart out of harm's way. And he will shoot out electric attacks and psychic energy spheres and beams. He can levitate his foes and toss them around. He can turn his foes ultimately weak, but still able to move about and heal of their power as a last resort. Magi-Chan Sonichu is a real and serious mental force that no weak mind can penetrate easily.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Ness, Mewtwo or Lucas, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Ness, Mewtwo or Lucas Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $25 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $25 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Punchy Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Little Mac Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

<nowiki>***</nowiki>NOTE: I have yet to make another Punchy Sonichu in the new pose that is better than what I have come with on my original Prototype. After I have that new version of the figure made, I will take new photos of the figure, in the package, and swap them for the ones on here right now.

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Punchy Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Punchy is posed having just performed a left jab and getting ready to do a right hook.

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Punchy Sonichu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. He was raised in a Japanese style Dojo by the master, Shinabe. Punchy was taught and mastered the ways of Karate, Self-Defense, and great offense. Although random in humor, and enjoys the comical shows on television often, he has mastered the ability to maintain focus and concentration. So, he is instantly able to channel his inner chi and energy at the ready and instant of battle. He can chop ferociously, and dig to escape and attain an advantage from behind the foe. But his specialties lie in his volley of Thunderpunches, although he can also throw Fire Punch and Ice Punch, and even form a Tri Attack from within. His Sky Uppercut is usually a Winning Move for him in every Championship Bout he has participated in, and on the field as well. He can even cause an earthquake by Punching the ground.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Little Mac, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Little Mac Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Angelica Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pit Amiibo, Dark Pit Amiibo, Black Pit Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Angelica Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Angelica is posed wings spread and enjoying the heavens above as she looks up at the sky. Fun Bonus: you can hold the figure, and pretend she is flying around you!

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Angelica Rosechu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. She was raised by a group of nuns in a church near the city of Cwcville, VA. Taught of the rightous guidance of God and the Holy Bible, she takes delight in the pleasant and good things of life. She can pray and give new life to plants, creatures and her friends, as well as healing. She can fly Sky High into the Heavens, yet she does not meet any other Angels up there. She meets them on the ground among the people and her friends' kindness and compassion. But to the devils and bad people who wish to seek and do harm, especially when talking them down is not an option, she takes the angelic offense between beating them up with her wings, slashing them with Steel Wing attacks, and shocking them with her electric attacks. She prefers to shoot her lightning bolts like a bow and arrow set in quickest succession. Divine Intervention with focused sunbeams from the heavens above at her prayer request can take out ALL of her enemies in a Massively Damaging Swoop!

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Pit or Dark (Black) Pit, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

Although, if you would like a Palutena Base for Angelica, I would still require the wings of either Pit figure. But that would work, with a Bonus: I would take the halo and wing piece from Paluentena's figure and make Angelica more angelic with that halo hovering over her. I would charge extra for that addition. Although, if you have an extra Palutena Amiibo Figure, I will not charge extra. But, initially, there would not be a discount from the initial price.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Pit or Dark (Black) Pit Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Wild Sonichu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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35.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Donkey Kong Amiibo, Diddy Kong Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Wild is posed running and performing a Vine Whip, as if to make ready to swing from tree to building.

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Wild Sonichu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. He was raised in the wild by a male Scyther and a female Venusaur. Wild has learned to survive in the wild jungles and forests, using his razor leaves and vine whips to cut, bind, attack and defend. And he can swing from tree to tree, or even building to building in the city of Cwcville. He is also able to adapt with camouflage to blend in and hide with stealth. Very quick in jumping and very agile, Wild is a real natural force to be reckoned with.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $15 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $15 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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===Custom Bubbles Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$30.00+

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Peach Amiibo, Rosealina Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Krazy Glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Bubbles Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Bubbles is performing her Surf attack and enjoying the ride on the water wave.

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Bubbles Rosechu, one of the five main electric-hedgehog Pokemon that spawned from the rainbow of chaos on the fateful day of collision. She was raised under the sea, and sometime on land, by a female Swampert. She rescued and helped her mom to shore after a passing Wailord accidentally dropped a boulder onto the mother's head. Bubbles is a sweet, caring and bubbly soul, who likes to have fun and enjoy the day! But don't get her mad, or she will make you wet, and maybe shocked. Her attacks of Water and Electricity are a powerful combination against her foes. She prefers to be friendly than foe; she enjoys hanging out with her gal pals, including Rosechu, Angelica, Simonla and other good friends. Her smile and bubbly personality makes those around her feel happy and smile.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Peach or Rosealina, Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you have an extra Peach or Rosealina Amiibo Figure, with Base and Chip, New or Used; I will cut you a deal if you ship that figure to me to use as the material for the figure; $20 off. Just select "I Will Send a Figure" I will provide my address to send the figure to, if it's not viewable on my Etsy Profile, and I will expect the figure within a couple of weeks. If I do not receive the figure, I will contact you, and either I will bill the $20 difference to you, or I'll issue a refund to you. I do not like to be cheated, and I am a person of my word and pride.

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On 25 September, two more Amiibo appeared on Etsy, part of the "Second Wave." Even though Chris hadn't yet created any and said that it would take four weeks to make them, he nevertheless copy-pasted the section from the other entries stating, "These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment." He also referred to photos which didn't exist.
[[File:ComingSoon.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris used this as a placeholder before he had photos of the Slaweel and Graduon Amiibo.]]
===Custom Slaweel Ryam Amiibo Figure===

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$40.00+

Materials: plastic, model magic, ink, acrylic paints, krazy glue, rosealina amiibo, zelda amiibo, peach amiibo, paper, Swordfighter Mii Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified [[Slaweel Ryam]] Amiibo Figure. The Prototype has yet to be made, and is part of the Second Wave of the Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo Set. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The figure, at this time, will be designed and created after a purchase has been made. But it can and will be created and everything within four weeks. [''This line was deleted after he produced a prototype.'']

Slaweel Ryam, a hack witch and spellcaster, and past villain to Christine/Christian Chandler; she worked alongside the spirit of the major Wizard, Count Graduon. They both sought to put an end to Honest and True Love and Compassion in the world by any means required. In Slaweel's mind, she long thought she was in control of the operation, but Graduon was the one who really had all the magic power within his dark, evil and corrupted spirit.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is planned to be a Rosalina Amiibo chip, or alternatively a Zelda or Peach Amiibo chip. [''Later edited to read:'' The default program chip in each base is a Rosalina Amiibo chip, or alternatively a Mii Chip of her face and a valid costume represented of her character (at an extra charge), a Zelda or Peach Amiibo chip.] The final figure will be MORE than just a repaint of a per-existing figure, as I do on most of my figures. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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In mid-October, he felt compelled to add:

{{quotebox|Also, I want to make it clear that This Figure has been made due to the character being one of the (past) Lead Villains, as well as the great interest in the followers and fan base of my works. I, Christine Weston Chandler, hold absolutely No Ill Will nor malcontent of [[Mary Lee Walsh|any person this character may have been based off of at all.]]}}

This Amiibo disappeared from Etsy around 26 October. When a fan asked about it, Chris replied:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-9-slaweel-and-count-graduon-amiibos-confirmed-jerkops-coming-soon.13265/page-4#post-1057511 (archive: https://archive.ph/tKSQr)</ref>

{{quotebox|Blame it on a [[troll|hater]] who filed a fake DMCA claim against it with a supposed "structure" of Slaweel that does not exist.

Hopefully, after Etsy looks further into the claim, the listing will hopefully be restored in less than ten day. I have no comment on feelings, other than how it takes away the benefit of requesting and ordering the witch as a figure away from everyone, including themselves who filed the claim.}}

Sure enough, on 11 November, Chris triumphantly announced on Facebook:

{{quotebox|Hey, Hey, Hey! Slaweel is back with the Count on the shop!}}

===Custom Count Graduon Amiibo Figure (From Original Creator)===

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$40.00

Materials: Ganondorf Amiibo, plastic, model magic, acrylic paints, ink, paper, krazy glue

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Slaweel Ryam [sic] Amiibo Figure. The Prototype has yet to be made, and is part of the Second Wave of the Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo Set. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist. These Figures have been personally assembled within the past month, and all are ready for quick shipment.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The figure, at this time, will be designed and created after a purchase has been made. But it can and will be created and everything within four weeks. [''This line was deleted after he produced a prototype.'']

[[Count Graduon]], the Dark, Evil and Corrupted Spirit of a Wizard, is one who, or what, seeks to destroy and shatter hearts in love by putting an end to Honest and True Love and Compassion in the world by any means required. Graduon is the mastermind, while in the while with Slaweel by his side; she was merely his pawn. Graduon was a wizard of castle times and ages. He Was an expert wizard and a master of his witchcraft. People never really took him seriously, because he was only four foot, seven, and he had his conquering plans overtaken by knights, royalty and the armies. He also was viewed as having numerous imaginary friends, and was bullied, teased, taunted and tortured growing up. He had powers to resurrect, empower, armor, mentally ablitize and control the dead; as long as they had all of their limbs and such. While alive, he had experienced love, but he was hardly able to experience the Good in it at all, no matter how many women he laid with. Women viewed him as a bastard; his attitude and clothing attire said it all. He had been executed, and then his soul trapped in the sphere and locked away forever. Until Slaweel uncovered it, and brought back to the light of day.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is planned to be a Ganondorf Amiibo chip. The final figure will be MORE than just a repaint of a per-existing figure, as I do on most of my figures. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Autism Mii Amiibo Figure===

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$50.00

Materials: Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink, Brawler Mii Amiibo

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The figure, and the face of which, are NOT Representative of any individual person or persons that suffer from Autism of any level of functionality. The face on the Mii is one I have created to offer a representation of the mental disability, so for our individual imaginations at least, we can look it right in the face and overpower it in our individual recovery.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, for each sale of THIS figure, $10.00 will personally be donated to the local Virginia Institute of Autism in Charlottesville, VA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>At the moment the Prototype Figure has not yet been made, and after creation, a photo of the figure will be added onto this listing.

Straight from the creator and artist of Sonichu and Rosechu, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Autism Mii Amiibo Figure. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs each figure base. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the figure. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior. Parents usually notice signs in the first two years of their child's life. These signs often develop gradually, though some children with autism reach their developmental milestones at a normal pace and then regress. The diagnostic criteria require that symptoms become apparent in early childhood, typically before age three. (Quote from Wikipedia.org) Research and Development is still in the works in preventing, and recovery of, Autism in children and adults.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: the figure you receive may vary in a small detail or two, compared to the above photograph, but they all have been hand-reconfigured, painted and all that personally.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Brawler Mii Amiibo chip, with the Autism Mii saved onto it, ready to fight in either Super Smash Bros. game for 3DS or WiiU. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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In mid-October he completed the prototype, made the relevant changes to the above text, and added:

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I have had to suffer with autism inhibiting my socializing ability for my lifetime, and to me that was a bad headache. Join me in dealing some major damage, symbolically, and virtually literally, in Super Smash Bros. by fighting the custom Mii Fighter saved on a Mii Brawler figure chip.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my [[YouTube]].
[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC vs Autism|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ]]

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>Each figure will come complete with a removable headband, similar to the one it wears in SSB, in case looking it right in its eyes on its forehead, above its blushing cheeks, above its misplaced mustache and mouth, above its nose on its chin, freaks you out.
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===Custom Chris Chan Amiibo Complete Three Piece Set (from Original Creator)===
In early [[November 2015|November]] Chris threw together a set of "Me, Myself, and I."

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$120.00

Materials: Mii Swordfighter Amiibo, Krazy Glue, Plastic, Ink, Paper, Acrylic Paints, Model Magic, Pikachu Amiibo, Sonic Amiibo, Toon Link Amiibo, Link Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a complete three piece set of Fresh, reposed, coloured, strengthened, and certified Christine, and Christian, Weston Chandler, and Chris Chan Sonichu Amiibo Figures. The individual figures' details are as stated in their respective listings.

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===Custom Christine Weston Chandler's Family Amiibo Figure Pack===

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$120.00

Materials: Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink, Swordfighter Mii Amiibo, Link Amiibo, Brawler Mii Amiibo, Fighter Mii Amiibo, Mario Amiibo, Gunner Mii Amiibo, Mega Man Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a complete three piece set of Fresh, reposed, coloured, strengthened, and certified Christine Weston Chandler, Barbara Weston Chandler, and Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Amiibo Figures. The individual figures' details are as stated in their respective listings. Packaged in one of a limited quantity three-pack Amiibo package and custom card back.

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Post-2011 Christine Weston Chandler:

This is me as I am today, and always have been soulfully, as best represented in this figure, and on my Mii that will be saved on the Mii Swordfighter Chip. I am the famous author and artist and creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA, USA. Regardless of the hatred against me from the haters on the internet, I am myself; a good lesbian transwoman with high-functioning autism.

See demo video of Me, Myself, and I, teaming up against our mutual enemy of Autism on my YouTube.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEkxWuODGQ</nowiki>

Barbara Weston Chandler:

My mother; she is a good person. Her expertise is in finances and secretarial. A tomboy, she knows how to take a punch, as well as giving a punch. Caring and tough; this is one good looking mama you would not want to give a difficult time.

Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.:

My father; he was very smart and technical. A retired engineer from General Electric, he has designed the controls for many a machine, including Plastic Moulding, Steelmill and Sawmill; all with his own Patents and name on them. Without him, you not have the plastic on your smartphones and laptops and game controllers, or even a simple plastic funnel. He also served in the army after WWII, stationed in Souel Korea in the Signal Corp. He knew how to be eloquent in speech, and also put up an argument. Very Smart.

In Memory Of RFCJr: September 4, 1927 - September 6, 2011.

See my mom, dad and I take on our foes on my YouTube.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPncjK7woQ</nowiki>

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each Christine Weston Chandler Figure base each is a Swordfighter Mii Amiibo chip. The program chip in each Barbara Weston Chandler base is a Brawler/Fighter Mii Amiibo chip. The program chip in each Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. base is a Gunner Mii Amiibo chip. (Each figure has their own respective Personal Miis saved onto them, as shown in the screen caps above) No non-Mii chips are available in this offer. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Jerkop and Janekop Amiibo Figures===

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$20.00<nowiki>+</nowiki>

'''Select a material:'''

<poem>Randon Mii Amiibo ($30.00)
Swordfighter Mii ($30.00)
Brawler/Fighter Mii ($30.00)
Gunner Mii ($30.00)
Random Human Amiibo ($20.00)</poem>

'''Skin, Clothes, Sex'''

Select an option:

<poem>Random
White_White_Male
White_White_Female
Black_White_Male
Black_White_Female
White_Brown_Male
White_Brown_Female
Black_Brown_Male
Black_Brown_Female
White_Red_Male
White_Red_Female
Black_Red_Male
Black_Red_Female</poem>

<nowiki>**</nowiki>You must Select BOTH a Variant AND and an Option before Adding to Cart. IF you want Random for both, please select "Random" for both fields. If you're buying more than one, and you want differing variant and option between each of them, please add one to cart with one set of options, and then add one to cart with your other set of options.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Non-Mii Human Amiibo Figures include those of Mario, Luigi, Zero Suit Samus, etcetra; Any figure without a skirt or dress, and NO Non-Human Form Figure (a pair of arms; a pair of legs; a head with a face). NO Animals or Animal Form Figures either.

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Jerkop or Janekop Amiibo Figure.

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Jerkops and Janekops; the Soldiers and Troop Force, under the control of the might and magic of Count Graduon (and in the past, of Slaweel Ryam). Originally, they were each brainwashed people who were shanghaied into Slaweel and Graduon's control. And later on, without Slaweel, free from the wand, the sould of Graduon finds a new body, and reverses the age of the recent deceased to the average age of 30 Years, and revives them, each with a fragment of Graduon's regenerating soul. Void of their past identities and personalities, the revived all are neutrally Graduon (regardless of physical gender and skin tone), but they are more commonly referred to, and acknowledged as, the impostors of the Poice Force in Blue, with false authorities, Jerkops (male) and Janekops (female).

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Each Figure made will definitely be individual in appearance (each figure's face matching as close as possible to the Mii saved onto their respective chip; if the chip is any other than a Mii, the face will definitely NOT match the character on the chip), but still in neutral or mean in facial expression. And their features can be customizable upon suggestion or request (Human or Human-Like Faces Only) to be molded like anyone's face (even your own, an enemy of yours; whatever as you wish. Hats are optional, but the clothes from the neck down are strictly the Uniforms of White, Brown or Red). I will answer any questions of the details, as well as in regards to facial custom requests.

See the demo video of a variety of Jerkop and Janekop Mii Fighters in combat.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNzV8KSROE</nowiki>

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base will be dependent on your choice of a Mii Amiibo chip or other human-type Amiibo chip selected or at random choice. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Silvana Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$70.00

Select a Material:
Robin Base
Wii Fit Trainer Base
Villager Base

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Silvana Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Silvana is posed performing a mighty powerful kick.

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Silvana Rosechu, a Psychic Type, was a naturally born female, hatched from one of the eggs that came about from the rainbow of energy that spawned from the collision of Super Sonic with the Pikachu that transformed into Sonichu, and the Raichu that transformed into Rosechu. Her egg landed on the Earth's Moon. She hatched alone, and was able to survive on there. The spirit of Count Graduon found her up there, and took her under his teachings for his desires. Aside from her natural powers, Graduon granted her with the ability to Transform into other beings. The price of which being deprived of being able to naturally give birth, as well as the addition of a male part onto her (at least it stays inside, so states the biology of a Sonichu). Ultimately, she does turn good for the better, but while she was loyal to Graduon, she spied on the electric-hedgehogs, and Christian Chandler (as I was known as back then). And she found a connection with Magi-Chan Sonichu, but she had past denied his views over the social status and lack of social skills of the public, taught to her by Count Graduon.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>As Silvana is able to transform between both genders, she likes to play as the few characters that have both male and female versions in the Super Smash Bros Games, so the program chip in each base can be either a Robin, Wii Fit Trainer, or Villager Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Simonla Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$50.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Mega Man Amiibo, Rock Man Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Simonla Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Simonla is posed with her left arm's drill at the ready, about to dig into the ground.

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Simonla Rosechu, loyal wife of Wild Sonichu and mother of their child, Sandy Rosechu, is a tough ground/electric type, with drill parts, natural on her arm, that when not in use, cover her forearms, and when in use, covers her hands, and she is able to drill into the ground and borrow her way around underground and back up. She works at Cwcville Construction as a forewoman, and ensures the ground underneath is level and most stable for building support. Her bones and drill components are composed of a natural metal stronger than adamantanium, Simitanium. With simitanium, she is also capable of self-healing from injuries and bad damage. She also has retractable eye covers, so she can see underground and keep the dirt and rocks and other minerals and such out of her eyes. You don't want to get on Simonla's bad side, and hardly anything can keep her down for long; Tough and Durable.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Mega Man/Rock Man Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Christine Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$50.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Zelda Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Christine Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Christine is posed mid-walking with sass and style.

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Christine Rosechu, the middle of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a rare Shiny Rosechu, and enjoys fashion, style, socializing and making many real and good friends. She often sparkles naturally under a light. Christine is a generous and kind gal who likes to offer help in adding style and class and positive vibes to all around her. And she likes being on stage in a play or film, and she likes to see her fellow actors shine in their own way, as she does for herself. She is content anywhere on the stage, and does not hog the spotlight or center of attention. She is also a bisexual, so she is attracted to everyone (as long as they don't get on her bad side).

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Zelda Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Cera Rosechu Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)===

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$50.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Wario Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Krazy Glue, Acrylic Paints, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Cera Rosechu Amiibo Figure. Cera is posed in a defensive pose, looking at her opponent, ready to fight for her family and friends.

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Cera Rosechu, oldest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a tough and loyal woman; she doesn't like bad guff from others, but she is capable of shaking it off and keeping her composure, and only raises her fist when the threat or challenge is great or worse. She is physically tough and strong after lifting weights in the gym and punching the sandbags. She is not Wonder Woman or Supergirl, but she has been recorded to be able to lift as much as 4,000 pounds in the efforts of rescue and defense. She also tossed a one ton boulder a far distance of more than 20 miles away. Her natural electricity and electric abilities helps to give her punches a real shocking wallop. Cera is also a lesbian, and finds true love with her Asian lady friend.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Wario Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Robbie Sonichu Amiibo Figure (From Original Creator)===

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$60.00

Materials: Sonic Amiibo, Pikachu Amiibo, Shiek Amiibo, Plastic, Model Magic, Acrylic Paints, Krazy Glue, Paper, Ink

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified Robbie Sonichu Amiibo Figure. Robbie is posed in a sassy pose with a rock on hand gesture.

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Robbie Sonichu, the youngest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is physically active and very caring and empathetic of his family and others. Not only that, but Robbie is a female soul, born into the male body, with attraction and kind friendships with women around her age; self identified as a lesbian transwoman. She likes to follow in her father's footsteps, almost literally, by looking to be able to run as fast as, or faster than, her father. She also helps to defend her home town and friends from incoming bullies from Count Graduon's army with her strong electric attacks and speed. And she likes to run and spark with style and sass.

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<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program chip in each base is a Shiek Amiibo chip. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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===Custom Sonichu and Rosechu Family Amiibo Figure Set (from Original Creator)===

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$220.00

Materials: shiek amiibo, Zelda amiibo, Wario amiibo, Pikachu amiibo, Samus amiibo, sonic Amiibo, Krazy Glue, Ink, Paper, Acrylic Paints, Model Magic, Plastic, Zero Suit Samus Amiibo

Straight from the creator and artist, Christine/Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh reposed, coloured, strengthed and certified set of the Sonichu and Rosechu Family Amiibo Figures.

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Sonichu is the lead main character in the Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series. Transformed from a Pikachu after a collision accident with chaos powers, that also gave start to the rest of the main Electric-Hedgehog (Pokemon), Sonichu not only runs soo fast that he can create Sonic Booms, of which for him, electricity exudes with the sonic boom, causing temporary paralysis to some people, and a possible temporary power failure to some off in a miles-away distance. He has seen trials and tribulations, some of which have not yet been told; he stands tough and determined to stand up for what is good and right for everyone in the community, as well as his friends and family. Hardly anything, even Sonic the Hedgehog, can out flank and overtake this Zappin' to the Extreme Speedster and Caring Friend and Father. He sometimes has an attitude as well, but he does mean well and good. Sonic Amiibo Chip in Base

Rosechu is the lead main woman character, and partner and Sweetheart, and wife, to Sonichu. Transformed from the same fateful accident, on the other end of the rainbow that radiated from the origin point. She is a woman who takes no guff from anyone. She is able to make others feel better about themselves with her own charm, self confidence and esteem, and confidence in the abilities of her family and friends. She really stands up for those she cares about in her family and community. You do not want to make her angry, or really angry. She is able to form weapons from her natural electric attacks; from a sword, shield, scythe, staff, throwable bolts and other forms. She takes pride in her blade styled after Nariko's in Playstation 3's Heavenly Sword. Each of her electric weapons can not only paralyze and shock on contact, but tough and solid enough to cut and slash. Rosechu is a tough and loyal woman, as well as independent and smart. Samus (Original or Zero Suit) Amiibo Chip in Base.

Cera Rosechu, oldest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a tough and loyal woman; she doesn't like bad guff from others, but she is capable of shaking it off and keeping her composure, and only raises her fist when the threat or challenge is great or worse. She is physically tough and strong after lifting weights in the gym and punching the sandbags. She is not Wonder Woman or Supergirl, but she has been recorded to be able to lift as much as 4,000 pounds in the efforts of rescue and defense. She also tossed a one ton boulder a far distance of more than 20 miles away. Her natural electricity and electric abilities helps to give her punches a real shocking wallop. Cera is also a lesbian, and finds true love with her Asian lady friend. Wario Amiibo Chip in Base.

Christine Rosechu, the middle of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a rare Shiny Rosechu, and enjoys fashion, style, socializing and making many real and good friends. She often sparkles naturally under a light. Christine is a generous and kind gal who likes to offer help in adding style and class and positive vibes to all around her. And she likes being on stage in a play or film, and she likes to see her fellow actors shine in their own way, as she does for herself. She is content anywhere on the stage, and does not hog the spotlight or center of attention. She is also a bisexual, so she is attracted to everyone (as long as they don't get on her bad side). Zelda Amiibo Chip in Base.

Robbie Sonichu, the youngest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is physically active and very caring and empathetic of his family and others. Not only that, but Robbie is a female soul, born into the male body, with attraction and kind friendships with women around her age; self identified as a lesbian transwoman. She likes to follow in her father's footsteps, almost literally, by looking to be able to run as fast as, or faster than, her father. She also helps to defend her home town and friends from incoming bullies from Count Graduon's army with her strong electric attacks and speed. And she likes to run and spark with style and sass. Shiek Amiibo Chip in Base.

...

<nowiki>**</nowiki>The program Amiibo chip in each base are mentioned in each character's detail above. Each Figure will be Leveled up to Level 50 and have maximum number of items, in and for Super Smash Bros (WiiU and 3DS). Compatible for Game Use, or Unlocks, in the following 3DS and WiiU Games: both Super Smash Bros. games, Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Warriors, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, and Mario Party 10, and more titles to come.

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==Received Amiibo==
While Chris has not yet received negative feedback on eBay or Etsy for these items (in part because of the threat that crossing the Great Director Chandler can result in [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|public doxxing]]), the quality of those received has been less than spectacular. On one of them, the tail and right ear had come off in transit, despite Chris's order to the U.S. Mail, "THIS SIDE UP." The "Certificate of Authenticity" read:

{{quotebox|This Certificate verifies the authenticity of the accompanying Sonichu/Rosechu Amiibo Figure from Christian/Christine Weston Chandler. The Signature on this document attests that she alone, full of heart, soul and efforts in reposing the figure, painting and gluing and all other specific detailings on the figure, and external of the base.}}

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Another Amiibo arrived essentially broken in half:
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The recipient stated, "the head is off, the tail is off, and one of the ears came off where he had just wrapped the modeling clay around sonic's existing ear. no glue or anything." He also noted that Chris had attempted to reseal the package with double-sided tape, which had collected dust and grime.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-6-sonichu-amiibo-for-sale.8808/page-17#post-650310 (archive: https://archive.ph/XErQO)</ref>

A contributor on Chris's old stomping grounds, [[Keep Sonic Original]], posted two images of his received Amiibo:

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While he said it was "worth every single cent," he noted that both the ears and the tail were broken off.<ref><s>[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1563772267236048&set=gm.1567543786831201&type=1&theater]</s> Dead Link</ref>

A user on Reddit posted images of another received Amiibo with a broken tail. It arrived with instructions on how to take care of the "medallion."

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Someone with a Tumblr account posted pictures of her received Amiibo. They indicate that Chris is actually editing the small print on the package to insert his own copyright notice.

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And another. Notice how Chris asks, "Please Leave Positive Feedback."

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As posted on Instagram, received Sonichu and Blake Amiibo:

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An Australian recipient took the time to make an in-depth snarky review highlighting the shit condition of the item:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Amiibo Review
| ytid = vRQFAPEvIKA
| stardate = 17 [[April 2015]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvytGl8wpGddafLQh9DPGA VN Reader]
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A purchaser of the Amiibo/medallion package set posted an unboxing video:

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| name = SONICHU AMIIBO FIGURE & SONICHU MEDALLION UNBOXING
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HP5HANhgZaU}}
| stardate = 31 [[July 2015]]
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==Fan Videos==
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| name = Sonichu Smash 4 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gXsTKUXrK98}}
| stardate = 22 [[March 2015]]
| maker = SmackaDerp
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==References==
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GameStop

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[[File:GameStopCville.jpg|thumb|The store in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] which Chris patronized.]]
[[Image:SchuGameStop.jpg|thumb|From ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'']]

'''GameStop''' is an [[United States of America|American]] [[video game]] retailer from which [[Chris]] used to buy his consoles and games, prior to [[26 December 2014]].

Within the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], GameStop locations appear in [[CWCville Mall]] in ''[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]'', and in the [[Sho-Mall Region]] in ''[[Sub-Episode 1]]'' .

In [[2008]], Chris won $400 in the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' contest after an uncoordinated [[troll]] attack backfired.

Chris also supposedly met [[Chloe]] there while the two of them were pre-ordering ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.

==2009 sighting==
On 23 [[November 2009]], a post was made on a gaming forum by a GameStop employee.<ref>https://www.the-nextlevel.com/tnl/threads/54444-CWC-Chris-Chan?p=1064427996#post1064427996</ref> The post documented a real-life encounter with Chris and contained four pictures.

The employee, named Angel, had some knowledge of Chris prior to this meeting, thanks to Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. Angel made a wager with a [[gal pal]] that if he was to ever take a picture with Chris, she and Angel would have to get married. The gal pal accepted this challenge—yet another example of [[Liquid Chris|people]] [[Kacey|finding]] true love through [[trolling]] Chris.

Angel's forum post:

{{quotebox|Pic 1: Don't the teen affectations, I hadda do the duck lips and peace sign as part of the wedding bet, oh, I had to touch him also.

Pic 2: [[Sonichu]] Shrinkey Dinks, bitches, copywritten and all.

Pic 3: Siggy, I need to get an extra for my fiance, but it needs to be personalized and say "love" at least once.

Pic 4: His card.

Basically, I've known this girl since she was 12, we discovered him sometime earlier this year and after some creative googling, I discovered he was a local. Then I started to remember him from [[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]] on Fridays, [[Pokemon]] night--easier to find an [[Boyfriend-free girl|unattached girl]] when she's [[Pedofork|only 9]], I guess. I told my friend and she accused me of lying, so we made a bet, her idea, her hand, for my pic with him.

Everyone at the store, hell the whole GameStop corporation, knows this guy, he's a bottomless pit of lulz for us, which I'll share soon. Oddly they didn't know about the orange soda and semen drinking. Anyhow, Once the deal was made, I swore everyone in the store to calling me once he shows. A month or so back, he showed up at the GH5 contest blood drive and I was working.

I motion to Kyle to stop him from walking out the door because I was busy and Kyle pussied out, so I yelled out "I-is that... Sonichu?" he did a 180 so fast there was a sonic boom and immediately made for me. He started talking to me about that shitty comic of his, and I hadda pretend to be into it. But I got my pic and my wife. I'll post pics of her at some point, if she says yes to it.}}

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==In 2014==
{{main|26 December 2014}}
[[File:Chris chan dec 2014.png|thumb|Chris blowing a raspberry at getting filmed.]]

On 26 [[December 2014]], Chris was caught vandalizing a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] display in GameStop, the result was recorded by a bystander who uploaded the evidence to Tumblr the next day. As a [[JERKS|male]] [[Manajerks|member of staff]] called security, Chris stormed out, saying "[[Chris and negotiation|Don't call anybody!]]" and sprayed the poor man, with mace, according to the person who recorded this. Chris clearly still has no idea how to behave in public, as he continues to deface store property (in fact he's lucky not to have been arrested for vandalism yet), abuse staff, and generally turn heads for all the wrong reasons. Moreover, his actions clearly show that [[Chris and reality|he believes]] [[Chris and his Ego|he is]] [[Chris and the law|answerable]] [[Chris and religion|to no-one]].

Moreover, Chris violated a previous ban from the store to do this, which is why he is wearing a pair of [[Chris and fashion|purple toy sunglasses]], [[Honor roll|as some sort of disguise]]. A troll from [[4-cent garbage|4chan]] supposedly called the employee Chris has attacked, who confirmed he will be pressing charges, and it was eventually confirmed that Chris went to jail, and was later released on bond. In 2015, after a string of continuances, his offense was reduced from a felony to a misdemeanor, and he was charged a fine of $541, which he paid off the following year.<ref>[[:File:Pepper spray crime - final result.png]]</ref>

==War Against GameStop==

In [[November 2015]], [[CWCville]] enacted an embargo on GameStop in retaliation for their discriminatory practices against [[Autism|Autistics]], [[Homos|Lesbians]], and [[Tomgirl Saga|transgenders]].

After a [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|video]] in which Chris pleas for an end to the discrimination, he received a letter [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|stating]] that GameStop decided to extend the ban to cover the state of Virginia, showing that Chris's feeble attempt at damage control had failed yet again. It was later shown that the letter was the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462 (archive: https://archive.ph/df0l4)</ref>

Chris dropped the embargo on 1 February 2016,<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#The Prequel to the Begging]]</ref> stating that "I have ended my embargos on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls, because nothing has come at all from that". However, that post was the precursor to one begging his audience to buy him a PS4 from a place such as GameStop or Best Buy, showing that he had only retracted his embargo because [[Chris and remorse|he thought he might get something out of it]].

In [[October 2016]], Chris resumed the embargo<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from GameStop]]</ref> after [[Unban contracts|a contract he wrote]] and took to the GameStop management failed to get his ban repealed.

==2018==
In [[January 2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] manipulated Chris into driving to a GameStop after telling him Neptune from Hyperdimension Neptunia was "in a Gamestop", so Chris decided to drive to the Forest Lakes GameStop he was banned from. He honked his car horn, screamed for her multiple times, and "carefully scanned" the interior from behind the glass windows.

==2019==
In [[March 2019]], a Gamestop employee uploaded an [[A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction|eyewitness video]] of Chris shopping for a Poke ball Plus peripheral for his Nintendo Switch he got from [[Sarah and Steve]].
[[Image:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|thumb]]

==References==
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==See also==
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]
*[[26 December 2014]]

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