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[[Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his unhealthy lifestyle.

Already in atrocious physical condition for someone his age, Chris's baldness has made him look creepier and even more like a [[pedophile]]. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, and his occasional attempts at crafting a combover haven't helped matters.

A popular theory amongst [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. More likely, though, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well.

Naturally, Chris being Chris, he thinks his hair looks just fine. During the first [[Kacey Phone Call]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid]]) [[Chris and his ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his [[Barbara|mom]] probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh..I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

If you were at all surprised to learn that Chris doesn't bother to go to a decent barber, but instead lets his mom cut his hair...well, you're new here, aren't you?[[Image:FutureCWC.jpg|thumb|What Chris will look like by December]]

When confronted in the Mailbag ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris was, as per usual, completely in denial.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event, a bald spot is seen starting to appear on the back of his head.

Chris's brother [[Cole Smithey]] is a total baldo while only in his 40s.

==Hair mail==
Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], asked Chris for locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls can have them as a souvenir.

Because Chris can't say no to a pretty lady ([[Troll|or a dude pretending to be one, lol]]), he went to the trouble of cutting his hair, placing it into small baggies with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself.

Due to the Mexican postal service (insert derogatory joke about Mexicans here), it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock.

Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's version of Spanish, with each side having a [[Sonichu]] drawing, where the Spanish side has [[Racism|Sonichu in a sombrero]] (you know, BECAUSE ALL MEXICANS WEAR OVERSIZE SOMBREROS).

===Gallery of hair===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:CWCipedia

2010-06-26T21:02:37Z

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== Man I wish Chris would stop ==

Thank god he's already half-way there! Ahahahahah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Redirected ==

Is it possible that the CWCipedia was redirected due to Chris's comments in his last video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Well, his last video reached the ED message board. This means "Open Season" on Chris's racist arse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:25, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:*We'll know if it is replaced by either a message from the NAACP or if several ads involving giant black cocks suddenly show up. Still, the EDF pestering him seems to annoy Chris the most and this will set them off.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:42, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Mao is awesome ==
The impossible has been done people. Mao has defeated the CWCipedia Royal Navy and comandeered their vessle. This is a golden age for the pirates, and we shall rule the high seas forever! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:51, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
:I think shit might be getting real here folks.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:40, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
::I was talking about how that would be the best way to troll Chris today. Taking his property is the best way to piss him off, and about the only way at them moment. It'll blow Tito out of the water though... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:22, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Vandalism galore. BTW, I uploaded all the images they used to vandalize the place. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:57, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:: Chris never learns from the trolling, taking his CWCipedia wasn't probably a good thing for the CWCki, because the CWCipedia gave a lot of insight info about Chris. Probably Chris will crash into slumber once more and be inactive for a while.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:17, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::We'll have to see. If the damage is too great then probably. Chris is not one for hard work, and there is quite alot to repair. I didn't think that this would happen on quite such a grand scale... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::The damage IS too great. There's no way the CWCipedia can be restored without it becoming a clean slate, or it could be moved to this server. Anyway, the vandalism can be found [[CWCipedia vandalism|here]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 18:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:The CWCipedia became useless sometime around January when he gave up on mailbags, comic pages, character bio pages and was content on just sitting on his ass playing the [[PS3]]. In fact, when the vandalizing first started he was playing God of War III. Now he's playing Heavy Rain. So yeah. also archive: archive.cogsdev.org [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:24, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::Fair point. He's probably not too bothered then --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:25, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Indeed, he'll probably just start up a new website with his monthly tugboat, and I guarantee that the new site will be hacked within days of its creation. The CWCipedia was the only place where Chris could safely post stuff that we could all laugh at. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:12, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::Odds on his return to cogs at some point? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::Maybe he'll try a site like deviantart once more, like cheezyart or something that is free and it's not hard to use, but in that case, he would get banned shortly.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:31, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::If that is the case, then maybe it is in our best intrests to help restore CWCipedia? Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::<s>I'm assuming (hoping) the the PVCC kept an archival copy of the CWCipedia before they invited us to go open season so us dedicated Christorians can reference all the insane crap he wrote. If not, well there's always the page histories</s>. Lol, I'm dumb. Clyde put the archive up earlier on this very page. So now the intellegent thing to do would be to change the templates and cites that link to the CWCipedia to link to the archive instead.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::And what of the future? Most of all our new info comes from CWCipedia. If thats gone and Chris has no place to put his homophobic rants, then where will our info come from? That Mailbag is a goldmine, and if not for trolls, we would still have a chance of him ansewing it. If Chris makes his own new site, I can promise you that there would not be a mailbag. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::No worries, if it gets that bad, they'll just put the original CWCipedia back up. Chris is daft enough to brush it off as some sort of hacker anyway. He can't last on his own site, it would be hacked too quickly. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:13, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::He can last well on his own site if the ones who HACK IT DON'T DO IT. (WINK). The thing is the mailbags would be lost but fuck it, chris doesn't want to do SHIT anymore. He can easily set up a blog, upload some comic pages on his own. if you want your questions answered ask him yourself. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It's RIP CWCipedia then I guess... The tracker can be redone though, for wherever he chooses to go next, so that's not a great loss, at any rate. --18:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Some time ago, Chris came back to the CWCipedia and attempted to revert all of the vandalism that was done to it. As of now, he seems to have stopped. Maybe he's in the process of making a video where he rages about the fact that his wiki has been vandalized to hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Nope, he made a video about how he's leaving the internet. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 00:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

It seems that the WikiSysop took back control of the site, according to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Security_breach this.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:: It could be as well a trap to lure chris, let's wait to see what happens.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:19, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm betting Chris will be back soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:20, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia as our official "Uncyclopedia"? ==
I know that a lot of you probably thinks that Uncyclopedia is unfunny, but I am thinking more of the concept behind Uncyclopedia. A sort of place for the more intelligent vandalism and other things, that, while funny, would never fly on the CWCki, and it has already sort of become that, with the massive vandalism lately.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 20:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Well, forget about that, because the damn Sysop reverted it to its pre-Mao state. Now Chris is gonna be back within a week. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 03:38, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== It's Dead, Baby, It's Dead... ==

*I think that the whole CWCipedia is dead, I clicked on the link and it directed me to an error page. Should we make a mention about it? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*Nothing is unusual, it's just 110mb being shit.-- 06:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Given Chris's already faulty understanding of religion and the fact it came back on Easter might this inflate Chris's ego even more?
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
::*He'll probably proclaim the return of the CWCipedia as a miracle and then proceed to rub it in the faces of those DANG, DIRTY TROLLS in a YouTube video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:55, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

:::*I think that the CWCipedia may have crashed into slumber for awhile, error or not. Keep in mind that Chris wasn't doing ANYTHING on there even before it was hijacked by Mao. Chris hasn't uploaded any new comic pages and hasn't answered any of the mailbag questions for quite at least a month now. This isn't to say Chris won't go back to it (he can't stay off the internet) but he may not use the website until he gets bored and/or forgets about the trolls. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

==Ressurection==
Disregard that its back. Just had to fucking come back on my birthday of all the days >:(. although its still unlikely Chris will get of his lazy ass and update it though
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
: happy belated birthday? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 06:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

==Song placed on it==

So theres a song currently on the Cwcipedia and I was wondering first what is its name, and secondly did chris chose it or did Alec/Mao? --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
* I'm guessing it was either the latter or Jack Thaddeus. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

==Asperchu advertisement==

So now there's a gigantic Asperchu ad on top of every article, depicting a page from Asperchu where <s>Christian Weston Chandler</s> Ian Brandon Anderson gets shot in the calves (just desserts considering what he did to Liquid in Sonichu Special 4). How much do you want to bet Chris will completely lose his shit over this and make a vaguely threatening YouTube video about it? [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's plenty of other places to talk about this and this isn't one of those places. This talk page should be reserved for improving the article on the CWCipedia and not CWCipedia related commentary. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:43, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== Fan Mail ==

So apparently it's like the mailbags, only with more asskissing. I guess I'm getting what I wished for, but I'm not exactly thrilled at the prospect of having to kiss Chris's ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Great Rampage 2.0 ==

*Added some info about CWCipedia getting gang raped again, feel free to add stuff on it! --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:09, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia bites the dust==

Well, it seems all the stress has finally become to much for chris, and he's just decided to quit and fail, just like every other thing he does in life... Perhaps now that he's relinquished control, maybe Alec could take over the Sonichu franchise? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:57, 27 May 2010 (EST)
*Chris stated in his recent video that ''everything'' on the internet about him is false, which includes the videos he put up claiming to be the true and honest owner of Sonichu. Alec has ground to stand on if this plan works, and nothing will get Chris back faster than the thought that someone has taken Sonichu.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:29, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::That sounds perfect. We should get the sysop to lock up the CWCipedia, clean it up, and give control and copyright of Sonichu over to Alec. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:51, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::And Alec has the copyright because Chris failed to update the comic for three months straight. That might work, but again it's all up to PVCC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

And so it has been! Take a look over at the new CWCipedia, look who's in charge :) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:33, 27 May 2010 (EST)
:Maybe now we should start an e-mail campaign where we praise Chris for his vast improvement in his skills when he created Sonichu Season 2. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
Oh fucking hell, what happened? I go up north for the weekend and suddenly, BLAM.
The fuck? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 13:58, 31 May 2010 (EST)

:: On the FAQ page, it states that Alec now has legal ownership of sonichu. all it should take is a fake store selling merchandise and an outpouring of praise for the new comic and he'll come roaring back... Chris has always been very defensive about asserting his property rights, this should push him over the edge --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)
::: Oh god we have to make retarded Sonichu shirts and put them on one of those t-shirt websites. We just have to. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]

I only used to go to CWCipedia to do first-hand research on the comic. Where am I supposed to read it now? Does Alec actually control the first season or is he just saying that to piss Chris off? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:26, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris made a promise to update his comic on a daily basis, and he has failed to update for three months straight. Also, when Chris uploaded his comics to the CWCipedia, he surrendered the copyright of Sonichu over to the CWCipedia, and since Alec and Vivian now own the CWCipedia, the copyright of Sonichu now belongs to them. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

::I already know all that. What I'm saying is where else can I read the comic? I'm doing research for my own troll fic and I need specific insight of the past comics. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:57, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You'll probably find the comic here at the cwckiut since Chris can't actually post any comic at any site, the update should be on hold up until chris finds another site, and the CWCipedia tracker should change name, considering Chris gave up the CWCipedia.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:24, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Bill, I think there's a link to the pre-vandalism CWCipedia on the article itself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:09, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
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Haw, I like the "circle 9" they're using as the website's icon. Baka baka baka baka baka. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]

== Rewrite ideas ==

Now that this episode of Chris's history is over, it'd probably a good idea to rewrite this article more than a little bit, because currently it's a bit like a big ball of mud. It would probably make sense if we had some sort of overview section (what the CWCipedia was, how Chris used it, what kind of articles were there, and what kind of failures were inevitably met) and then explain the history of the site in detail. The various trolling episodes, like the Jack's famed advertising efforts, should probably go into another article ("Jack's CWCipedia ads" or whatever). Thoughts? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 21:38, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*I support. CWCipedia was a whole saga in itself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia spits out the dust ==

...he got it back. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:15, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Nah he didn't. Look closer. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:48, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::* Yup, so anyone think the new section should be rewritten or left as it is? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 10:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Rewrite it and the entire article in itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia Suspended? ==

Anyone have any idea what this is for? [[User:Straw|Straw]] 16:43, 26 June 2010

I don't know, but considering the ORANGE IMPOSTER is in control of Asperpedia at the moment, it might have carried over to CWCipedia. Or the powers that be are planning something. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Or maybe Vivian realised that her attempt at a troll scheme was a failure and just decided to shut down the site, for great justice. Incidentally, I want to know what the legal status of Sonichu is if it was work for hire to the CWCipedia and and CWCipedia is now dead. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**It's still, if it really is considered work-for-hire, copyrighted to the owners of the CWCipedia, I believe -- whomever they may be. If Chris agreed to assign his copyright rights to the owners of the CWCipedia, then that means they are under copyright protection for up to 35 years. The owners of the CWCipedia are the ones who may choose to negotiate the termination of the copyright. It's all [http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap2.html#204 here] in black and white. I might be misreading it, but there is a certificate of transfer (in the form of the WFH form signed by both parties), and that serves as the major evidence that the transfer took place. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 8:59, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

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__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

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A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Oh God... It's true... Excuse me, I need to take a nice, long shower, followed by scheduling a therapist... --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 06:20, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: You may want to start [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-60.3 here]. Anything Chris would be convicted of would be stalking under this definition, more specifically putting a person in reasonable fear of a sexual crime. Rape is defined [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-61 here], a jump-off point for crimes requiring state registration is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+9.1-902 here], sex with a pubescent is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-63 here], definitions of a complaining witness [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.10 here] (for the purposes of a sex crime conviction, of course), kidnapping [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-47 here], sexual abuse as a class 1 misdemeanor [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.4 here], all attempts [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.5 here], and raping a Snorlax [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-361 here]. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 09:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also check out [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Merried_Seinor_Comic&diff=prev&oldid=98918 this retard]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:39, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Consider it.....[[Chris and television|started]]. Needs images. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

'''get out''' [[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:01, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, don't. Not even troll sweethearts are safe from Chris's advances. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:06, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's just not a good idea.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:14, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:No. This type of stunt should be left to the pros. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's gone to a new plan, man. He's going to accept three(3) attempts by you to communicate with him before he expects you to make a booty call. He's become so lazy a sweetheart plan needs a lot of planning to work now(though I will rejoice when the day he flat-out abandons the communications part and demands instant booty calls).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a plan...it is a long one but a good one [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== So AnimuAnimalia's YT account is gone ==

But as she had some of the very best Chris-chan fan videos (and a ton of them), anyone have them archived or is in contact with her? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 20:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Butthurt fan on the loose ==

Some guy on Isabel Monday's new site was going around saying he hacked the Asperpedia because he really hates fan works. He went by the name Bearman on the forum. I suggest you look out for him, he may try to vandalize the fan portal here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 22:07, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

*Watch out I'm so scarrryyyy [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**Nah, just retarded. and BTW, don't bring your faggotry here. this is not ED.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

And yet in spite of this he and the other Asperpedia vandals are still uploading the Asperchu comic pages. *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:22, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
*cuz asperchu rocks unlike all that other bullshit [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**How much of the Asperpedia fan section did you read before you deleted it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
***He probably stopped after "fan"[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== hey i need new editors on the asperpedia ==
if you do a good job, you'll get a free bucket of nothing. http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're not doing a thing until we're sure the fiasco is over. Mao hasn't even given a coherent explanation for what happened; he won't even acknowledge anything happened. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== How should we handle Chris's Flipnotes? ==

The first two were laughably pathetic, and the trollsong was just extended plagarisim, but Hippo on Head is longer than some of Chris's full-fledged youtube videos.

I personally think that we should treat Chris's video flipnotes the same way we do his videos, with a page and a transcript, as well as add them to the list of videos. At least one person here is mirroring the videos on youtube, so we can display those on the CWCki with no problems.

What do you all think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Edward approves. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*I was considering organizing the Flipnote page to delimit each of his creations, so yes, I think it would be a good move. Perhaps any "direct from Chris" video should fall under this template as well? --[[User:ScottyBNickles|ScottyBNickles]] 17:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
**What about 8-bit's original flipnote and any other which chris may plagiarize. would they be included?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 18:37, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::*On the page for you have been trolled, we would just provide a link back to 8-bit's original and explain that it's 90% plagarized. It would be good if we could get the CWCville Library to upload the videos but I'm not sure what their policy is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==We should rename the "Did You Know..." section==

to "DO YOU REALISE..." ;) [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 14:09, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I don't know where to put this but... ==

While i was i using the white pages to look for somebody, i just got bored and looked up "chandler" in virginia. the first thing that came up was christian, but he was registered as Christian '''Pickle''' Chandler instead of the more familiar version. Does anybody know when was this and if its important enough to be mentioned in an article?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Could you scan that for us? And was it his phone number?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::It was on the internet. here: http://www.whitepages.com/search/Replay?facebook_count=289&linkedin_count=12&lower=1&more_info=1&search_id=74261380098655103168&search_type=findperson&site_id=10583&twitter_count=0
::I don't know if its his phone number, but its definetly his adress.--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Well that's just silly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It wouldn't incredibly difficult or invasive to confirm the number. Maybe letting the world know his TRUE and HONEST name? --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 16:44, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

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2010-06-26T09:15:38Z

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2010-06-26T08:57:45Z

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I'm invisible. You can't see me.

I wanted to correct the grammar on a lot of pages, and reorganize the sentence structure here and there to phrases I felt were easier to read or more comprehensive.

See also: [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Brevity_is_wit|This bullshit.]]

HEXBox

2010-06-25T06:05:44Z

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[[Image:Hexbox.PNG|center|300px]]

[[File:Hexboxguido01.png|thumb|left|[[Clyde Cash|Shit was SO cash!]]]]
[[Image:LegoHexBawxController.jpg|thumb|What a CWC lego Hex Bawx controller would look like if Chris: 1. Liked Xboxes 2. Had any sort of [[autistic|artistic]] talent.]]

'''Hex Bawx''' (or '''Hex-Box''') is a [[CWC-ism]] for the Xbox 360 game console, which [[Chris]] hates for no real reason other than not wanting to pay for online gaming.

Chris has stated that if his video game ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON XBOX.

Judging from his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], Chris may have owned an original Xbox at one point, making his hatred of the Hex Bawx extremely [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]].
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==The hatred==
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In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 January 2009, Chris expands upon his Hex Bawx hatred:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
 12:18 <vivitheg> Why, the Xbox 360 has a lot of games that are on the [[PS3]] too
 12:18 <ChrisChanSonichu> because the Live is costly.
 12:18 <vivitheg> It's only 50 dollars a year
 12:19 <vivitheg> that's very cheap compared to the ps3
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> and I'm already a subscriber between PS3 and Wii, which are FREE.
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> PSN is Free; [[Nintendo]] Wi-Fi is Free.
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> [[Random-access humor|Skadoosh]].
</div>

While [[Chris humps his PS3|making sweet love to his one and only love]], Chris failed to tell what he ''really'' feels about the Hex-Box ([[honor roll|and also failed some rather basic geometry]], but that was perfectly understandable in the, ahem, heat of the moment):

: ''"I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—[[fail|makes you do a 360° and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor roll|whatever the half of 360° is]]. Damn damn damn damn damn! damn damn damn damn damn! [...] I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350–360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn."''

He was asked about this in his [[Mailbag]], and he answered pretty much the same as all of the other responses.

{{quote|I never cared for the HEXBox, and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT. The Wii and Playstation Networks are FREE, ONLY costing you if you BUY the Downloadable Games. When Microsoft FINALLY get that costly detail LONG-GONE, I MAY reconsider. But in the meantime, I rest my case.|Chris, [[Mailbag 5#Chris hates the HexBawks|being completely irrational]].}}

Actually, you can get a free version of Xbox Live, known as Xbox Silver, that lets you download demos and add-ons without subscribing. You can also upgrade your account to the Gold version, which costs a little under fifty dollars a year if you pay for a year instead of one month at a time. Considering Chris's [[monthly tugboat|monthly allowance]], this price is little to nothing. Chris has already accrued thousands of dollars of debt through his many other video game-related purchases; this obviously raises the question of why a relatively small payment of $50/year is out of Chris's reach, especially with the weekly discounts that are available to Gold members. Furthermore, it is a well-known fact that Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, is a philanthropist and donates to government programs, [[monthly tugboat|thus putting more money right back into Chris's pocket.]]

Furthermore, it's not like Chris is actually active in the online multiplayer world of PS3. The most he does is play ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' while the rest of his games collect dust on the shelf.

Chris has also spent over $50 on individual issues and subscription of [[Wikipedia:Qore (PlayStation Network)|Qore]], a video magazine whose subscribers get early access to PSN content, not entirely unlike Live Gold. (Incidentally, the Inside Xbox team also publishes videos, which are available through Xbox Live for ''free'', and are also published on official YouTube channels - that's right, you don't need to even own an Xbox 360 to view them!) He's also likely unaware that PSN is coming up with a paid subscription service similar to XBox Live's pay model for what Sony calls "premium content and services."<ref>http://www.destructoid.com/psn-plans-premium-subscriptions-online-play-remains-free-155553.phtml</ref> Chris may need to go out and buy more [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs to dirty and crap]] when that happens. Chris is too preoccupied with the "console wars" mindset and believes that PS3 ''will'' win the console war.

==In the comics==
[[Image:Jason's_Hexbox.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]] controlling his evil empire from the luxurious comfort of his Hex-Box.]][[Image:DBNT2G_police.jpg|thumb|''Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls'', an indie release that, according to ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', Chris thinks is the only worthwhile game on the platform. Feel free to draw all conclusions from this you logically can.]]
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]][[Image:TrophyUnlocked.jpg|thumb|Trophy informing reader they can now play their "PLAYSTATION 3 OR NINTENDO Wii IN PEACE".]]

The HEX-BOX 360 is featured during the [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|''elevator gag'']] portion of Sonichu issue 8. Sonichu and Rosechu are greeted by a depiction of an axe cutting through this despised console while traveling past the 70th floor of the [[4-cent_garbage]] building. The 71st floor displays a Playstation Trophy award for ''killing that HEX-BOX''. Why the 4-cent_garbage building would devote an entire floor to one HEX-BOX with an axe in it is never addressed.

Christian draws a '''red''' LED around the HEX-BOX's power button. He was either aware of the red lights on the Xbox 360, or is simply using this color to represent a force of evil. Chris may have been aware of the publicized [[wikipedia:Xbox 360 technical problems|Red Ring of Death]]; earlier Xbox 360 models frequently died with RRoD due to Microsoft's cost cutting in various parts of the manufacturing, and the problems still haven't entirely been eliminated in the new models either. Normally, all four quadrants being illuminated on an Xbox 360 would indicate a disconnected, or damaged, AV cable.

In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is shown surveying his evil realm using an Xbox 360 and the controller — which he appears to hold upside down — and a pirated copy of ''LittleBigPlanet''; Chris thinks pirates would be somehow motivated to undertake such humongous tasks as porting a game on a platform that's about as different from PS3 as you can possibly get, without access to the game's source code. Later, Chris portrays [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as the owner of an Xbox 360, though as an actual computer hard drive. Chris, as Collosal Chan, enters the Xbox, ''deletes fucking everything'' about Asperpedia, then destroys the Xbox.

Chris also has no idea what a real Xbox 360 is supposed to look like. Most notably, he thinks the console is tinier than a Wii (as everyone who has ever owned an Xbox 360 knows, XBOX IS HUEG and you need a forklift to move this fucker around) and he also places the power button on the top end of the console rather than the bottom end (incidentally, Wii also has power button on top and eject button on bottom, exactly the opposite of Xbox 360). He also appears to think that it has 4 unprotected USB sockets directly under the disc tray (like those in the [[PS3]]), as his portrayal of Alec's console shows; a real 360 console has 2 memory card slots at that location, and the USB sockets are located next to the power button, under a door.

The Microsoft Corporation is not addressed in the comics either directly, or via pseudonym.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DojyqeVCD6U A typical Hexbox game]

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Virginia is for Virgins

2010-06-25T05:48:29Z

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[[Image:VirginiaVirginsComic.jpg|thumb|right|Sign indicating "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS" with a [[Jerkop]] claiming that true love is illegal in Virginia. From [[Sonichu 4]]]]

'''Virginia is for Virgins''' is one of [[Chris|Chris's]] many, many stupid theories. It is a corruption of the state department's slogan "[[Wikipedia:Virginia is for Lovers|Virginia is for Lovers]]", which is used in ads to promote tourism.

In a fashion typical of a paranoid delusional personality, Chris literally thinks that every man, woman, and child in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]] is taking part in a massive, Manhattan Project-style cover-up devoted solely to keeping him from getting any [[china]]. This idea was formulated after his sign was destroyed by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and Chris was told that he couldn't get a girlfriend by using a sign.

[[Image:VirginiaIsForVirginsAd.jpg|thumb|lolwut?]]

==Origins==
In Chris's [[Story of My Current Days]], Chris explains how he came to believe that "Virginia is for Virgins":
{{quotebox|So, as of August, Y2K3, I did the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of, I made a simple sign that stated, "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every Boyfriend-Free, 18-21year old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens, Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or Black impersonating JERKOPS, Manajerks and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that Love Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a Sweetheart was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the jerks of the Greene County School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank God for blessing me with many happy years at Providence Middle School and Manchester High School in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

==Contradictions==
While Chris states that Virginia "is for Virgins" only, people with an actual brain wind up with this question: how is it possible that our [[autism|Autistic Hero]] developed a [[noviophobia|hatred towards men]] in a state where [[hanky panky|true love]] is virtually forbidden? If lovers cannot stay together, how come [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] married? Does he imply that his parents don't actually love each other?

It is possible that all the couples seen in Virginia are nothing more than holograms created by Mary Lee Walsh to taunt Christian, to eternally make him remember that no woman will ever free him from his [[virgin with rage|sexual frustrations]]. Either that, or it's just Chris who fails to realize that the problem of him not finding a [[sweetheart]] does not lie in the fact that the State where he lives is against romance, but because he's completely fucked up in his mind and is not willing to make any changes to improve himself.

'''BUT WAIT!'''

==Proof==
These links provide irrefutable proof that it is illegal for Christian to ever have sex in Virginia. Read [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-61 here], and [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-346 here].

Huh. Seems we were wrong about that after all, eh?

==A case for state involvement in Chris's sexuality==

Chris goes as far as believing that the government of Virginia should be involved in his quest for [[China]]. Just like the speech therapy he received at [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]], he believes that he and his fellow social retards should receive special "[[Dating education|dating education]]" before receiving any form of sexual education. In his own words, from his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education|Wikipedia entry]]: "If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years".

As if that weren't enough, Chris also believes that the government [[Monthly tugboat|should pay]] for him to get laid. In [[Mailbag 29]], Chris argues that virgins should be referred to state-sponsored [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|sex workers]] so they can lose their virginity. The fee, he reckons, should be set to $10 for an hour of service, including a 30 minute crash course in sexual intercourse.

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Kick the Autistic]]

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