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Hyperdimension Neptunia

2017-11-23T17:26:50Z

Grgspunk:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{ongoing}}

{{quote|I have had to [[Chris and reality|personally astral project and share my power]] with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}

[[Image:Neptunia.jpg|thumb|250px|Cover of the first game]]
'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game series of role-playing games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri (a pun on "gaming industry"), which is divided into four regions/nations, with each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help</ref>

Interestingly enough, it is extremely unlikely that he would retain any interest in playing the actual Neptunia games, despite his statements to the contrary. Most of the games in the series are turn-based RPGs with large amounts of visual novel-style cutscenes, and thus wouldn't suit [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Video_games#What_Chris_plays Chris' taste for childish "casual" games.]

==Invasion of CWCville==
{{see also|Operation BARBarossa}}

In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [''sic''] in between!"

A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>.

According to Chris, the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the anime.

{{quotebox|I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸}}

On 14 November, he posted that [[Silvana]] had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kabab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. He called his plan [[Operation BARBarossa]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Silvana_is_captured</ref>.

In another bizarre plan of action, the same day, he uploaded a video called "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]" In it, he dons a tinfoil hat (so THE MAN can't take over his mind) and dances awkwardly to polka music, claiming the video was for Gamindustri and all the other worlds and dimensions.

On 15 November, Chris posted that Operation BARBarossa was a success, seeing Silvana's return. He claimed to have lost some soldiers, but kept the enemy back with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, his [[Transformers|Autobots]], and his family. He also signed a peace treaty with [[Count Graduon]], obtaining his troops and services, along with a large piece of land just outside Cwcville. Chris apparently used the land to create prison camps, complete with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps large ovens to keep the prisoners warm and showers]. He claimed that the battle was won because of people praying to the Gamindustri goddesses<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Operation_BARBarossa_is_a_success</ref>.

==Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|200px|Uzume as she appears in the series]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in Megadimension Neptunia VII. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 November, Chris wrote a lengthy missive<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref> on the "ongoing" events in his real life, alongside Cwcville. According to him, [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world and scanned Chris's Sega Dreamcast, saying there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and somehow pulling out a fictional character into his body. Chris claims Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconed his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against "Kurome." He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>. A fan of the Hyperdimension games deciphered Chris's autistic textwall:

{{quoteboxyellow|According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-neptunia-headcanon-q-a-thread.36274/page-6#post-2764377</ref>}}

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Hyperdimension_Neptunia_invades_CWCville1.jpg|Featuring [[Count Graduon]], [[Discord]], [[Night Star]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and Uzume.
Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|CWC Defense
Chris depicts reality and fiction blending.jpg|Chris depicting the events leading up to sharing his body with Uzume.
Neptuniatwitter.png
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4TIUWhCKca0}}
| maker = MadcrazeTV
| stardate = 13 [[November 2017]]
}}

{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

Hyperdimension Neptunia

2017-11-23T17:23:12Z

Grgspunk:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{ongoing}}

{{quote|I have had to [[Chris and reality|personally astral project and share my power]] with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}

[[Image:Neptunia.jpg|thumb|250px|Cover of the first game]]
'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game series of role-playing games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri (a pun on "gaming industry"), which is divided into four regions/nations, with each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help</ref>

Interestingly enough, it is extremely unlikely that he would retain any interest in playing the actual Neptunia games, despite his statements to the contrary. Most of the games in the series are turn-based RPGs that with large amounts of visual novel-style cutscenes, and thus wouldn't suit [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Video_games#What_Chris_plays Chris' taste for childish "casual" games.]

==Invasion of CWCville==
{{see also|Operation BARBarossa}}

In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [''sic''] in between!"

A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>.

According to Chris, the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the anime.

{{quotebox|I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸}}

On 14 November, he posted that [[Silvana]] had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kabab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. He called his plan [[Operation BARBarossa]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Silvana_is_captured</ref>.

In another bizarre plan of action, the same day, he uploaded a video called "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]" In it, he dons a tinfoil hat (so THE MAN can't take over his mind) and dances awkwardly to polka music, claiming the video was for Gamindustri and all the other worlds and dimensions.

On 15 November, Chris posted that Operation BARBarossa was a success, seeing Silvana's return. He claimed to have lost some soldiers, but kept the enemy back with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, his [[Transformers|Autobots]], and his family. He also signed a peace treaty with [[Count Graduon]], obtaining his troops and services, along with a large piece of land just outside Cwcville. Chris apparently used the land to create prison camps, complete with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps large ovens to keep the prisoners warm and showers]. He claimed that the battle was won because of people praying to the Gamindustri goddesses<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Operation_BARBarossa_is_a_success</ref>.

==Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|200px|Uzume as she appears in the series]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in Megadimension Neptunia VII. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 November, Chris wrote a lengthy missive<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref> on the "ongoing" events in his real life, alongside Cwcville. According to him, [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world and scanned Chris's Sega Dreamcast, saying there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and somehow pulling out a fictional character into his body. Chris claims Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconed his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against "Kurome." He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>. A fan of the Hyperdimension games deciphered Chris's autistic textwall:

{{quoteboxyellow|According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-neptunia-headcanon-q-a-thread.36274/page-6#post-2764377</ref>}}

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Hyperdimension_Neptunia_invades_CWCville1.jpg|Featuring [[Count Graduon]], [[Discord]], [[Night Star]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and Uzume.
Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|CWC Defense
Chris depicts reality and fiction blending.jpg|Chris depicting the events leading up to sharing his body with Uzume.
Neptuniatwitter.png
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4TIUWhCKca0}}
| maker = MadcrazeTV
| stardate = 13 [[November 2017]]
}}

{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

Hyperdimension Neptunia

2017-11-23T17:15:23Z

Grgspunk:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{ongoing}}

{{quote|I have had to [[Chris and reality|personally astral project and share my power]] with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}

[[Image:Neptunia.jpg|thumb|250px|Cover of the first game]]
'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game series of role-playing games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri (a pun on "gaming industry"), which is divided into four regions/nations, with each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help</ref>

Interestingly enough, it is extremely unlikely that he would have any interest in playing the actual Neptunia games. Most of the games in the series are turn-based RPGs that with large amounts of visual novel-style cutscenes, and thus wouldn't suit [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Video_games#What_Chris_plays Chris' taste for childish "casual" games.]

==Invasion of CWCville==
{{see also|Operation BARBarossa}}

In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [''sic''] in between!"

A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>.

According to Chris, the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the anime.

{{quotebox|I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸}}

On 14 November, he posted that [[Silvana]] had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kabab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. He called his plan [[Operation BARBarossa]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Silvana_is_captured</ref>.

In another bizarre plan of action, the same day, he uploaded a video called "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]" In it, he dons a tinfoil hat (so THE MAN can't take over his mind) and dances awkwardly to polka music, claiming the video was for Gamindustri and all the other worlds and dimensions.

On 15 November, Chris posted that Operation BARBarossa was a success, seeing Silvana's return. He claimed to have lost some soldiers, but kept the enemy back with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, his [[Transformers|Autobots]], and his family. He also signed a peace treaty with [[Count Graduon]], obtaining his troops and services, along with a large piece of land just outside Cwcville. Chris apparently used the land to create prison camps, complete with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps large ovens to keep the prisoners warm and showers]. He claimed that the battle was won because of people praying to the Gamindustri goddesses<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Operation_BARBarossa_is_a_success</ref>.

==Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|200px|Uzume as she appears in the series]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in Megadimension Neptunia VII. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 November, Chris wrote a lengthy missive<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref> on the "ongoing" events in his real life, alongside Cwcville. According to him, [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world and scanned Chris's Sega Dreamcast, saying there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and somehow pulling out a fictional character into his body. Chris claims Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconed his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against "Kurome." He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>. A fan of the Hyperdimension games deciphered Chris's autistic textwall:

{{quoteboxyellow|According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-neptunia-headcanon-q-a-thread.36274/page-6#post-2764377</ref>}}

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Hyperdimension_Neptunia_invades_CWCville1.jpg|Featuring [[Count Graduon]], [[Discord]], [[Night Star]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and Uzume.
Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|CWC Defense
Chris depicts reality and fiction blending.jpg|Chris depicting the events leading up to sharing his body with Uzume.
Neptuniatwitter.png
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4TIUWhCKca0}}
| maker = MadcrazeTV
| stardate = 13 [[November 2017]]
}}

{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!

2017-03-16T17:00:41Z

Grgspunk: /* Video */ - You call this worthy of the "reason" tag? This is pure tard rage, dudes.

'''GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 7 [[December 2015]], in response to a letter from [[GameStop]] expanding his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from the video games store's [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] branch to the entire state of [[Virginia]]. Considering how belligerent his letter to them was, this response comes as no surprise.

Even though the letter stresses the availability of online shopping for games, Chris is undeterred, and also seems to miss or ignore the possibility of taking his latest incarnation of [[Son-chu]] and hauling ass to West Virginia or Washington D.C. to get his goodies instead, both of which are within two hours from [[Ruckersville]].

He urges his fans to go to [[Gamestop]] stores and protest about what he claims is being unfair to autistics and the LGBT community. His tone for the entire video is sulky and whiny. He expects the Human Rights Campaign - an organization concerned with the gross mistreatment of sexual minorities - to support his childish personal vendetta against four local shops that rightfully banned him for being an idiot. Interestingly, one of his biggest problems with the store is how they don't sell Battletoads ''(worthy of note is that the last Battletoads game was the Arcade Version back in '''1994''', and GameStop in fact DOES supply Battletoads NES and Arcade via "Rare Replay" on Hexbox One)'', and also whines that they destroy unsold games (when they could be giving them to him, presumably).

His [[Chris's mannerisms|mannerisms]] are more cartoonish than ever; the shifts in his face and the pitch of his voice are more reminiscent of [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|an insipid animated character]] than an actual human being - an indicator of his continued isolation. His [[Chris and his ego|ego]] has evidently led him to think that he is a representative for all [[Autism|autistic]] and [[Tomgirl Saga|LBGTQ]] people, as he labors the idea that Gamestop is discriminating against him on the basis of his neurology and and gender identity. Yet despite their "discrimination", Chris [[Hypocrisy|still wants to be unbanned]] due to "points on the PowerUp, discounts on Pre-Owned items, [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibos]] included, and fair deals there," as he stated on a Facebook comment. As even a cursory glance will reveal, Chris is playing his old card of [[Kick the Autistic]] combined with a new addition to his hand - kick the lesbian tomgirl tranny transgender what-have-you.

Chris also appears to be attempting to imitate British mannerisms, probably from binge watching ''Doctor Who'' and the 80's British Sitcom ''Keeping Up Appearances'' (or simply an eerie imitation of [[Catherine]]), but completely misuses most of them and can't seem to decide on an accent.

==Description==
{{quotebox|We have received a response from GameStop, and it is certainly not good news at all. But, we must Protest Further. Because, not only me, they have a habit of BANNING Multiple Customers. They Discriminate of ANYTHING Battletoads. They Destroy ALL of their unsold games, instead of Donating them to the Hospitals, Children and whatnot.}}

== Video ==

{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|BUd_7H8kBAg}}
| stardate = 7 [[December 2015]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|Gamestop}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| saga = {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| previous = [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]]
| next = [[Seasons Greetings]]
}}

== Transcript ==
Good evening, fans. Apparently we finally have received a response from [[GameStop]]. Uh, but I would just like to go on record that uh, if it turns out that if this letter was not real, turned out to be a prank from somebody in the mailroom of GameStop possibly at the very least, they need to tell me directly, and what the deal is, because certainly being tired of being ignored.
[[File:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|right|300px]]
Anyway uh, with that I’ll read the letter right now. [''clears throat''] “December 4th, 2015. Dear Miss Chandler: This letter is to inform you that your petition to remove your existing ban from our GameStop retail locations in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] [] was received and forwarded on to our corporate Safety and Loss Prevention Team per company policy for review. I was assigned your case number and have referenced the existing legal files concerning the attempted assault—quote-unquote—on one of our employees on [[26 December 2014|December 26th, 2014]], to provide context to your letter. I have also interviewed the [[manajerks|managerial staff]] at the 1549 Rio [''pronounced Rye-oh''] Road East, Charlottesville, Virginia, 22901 retail store location. While your patronage is appreciated, we have concluded based upon extensive evaluation of your case that expanding the current local ban to a statewide ban would be in the best interests of both parties. We take the safety of our employees and customer base very seriously and believe that the precedence set by your previous behavior and the threatening tone of your letter towards one of our valued employees unfortunately indicates a high likelihood of future conflict. I have enclosed a complete list of the GameStop restail stores where you are no longer permitted entry for your convenience. Please be aware that our employees will be instructed to contact [[jerkops|local law enforcement]] for the immediate intervention if you should enter the premises at any of these locations. We hope that you will consider our GameStop online resources [''Chris gives thumbs down''] as a viable alternative to all of your game-related needs. Best wishes, Rus Rogerson, Corporate Safety and Loss Representative, GameStop Corporate Office and Headquarters, 625 Westport Parkway, Grapevine, Texas, 76051.”

[''throws down letter''] And essentially the list has me banned from...statewide. Everywhere in Virginia, they all the GameStops in Virginia, essentially, which, that just really pissed me off. It really pisses me off! But I am not, I did not mean anything threatening in my letter. Their interpretation was quite off. And, things made it worse. I mean, I only asked to be unbanned from four [''holds up three, then four fingers''] stores, in addition to a [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|shopping mall]] and one [[Best Buy]] location. They go and ban me statewide among the [] locations of all those stores! Ugh! This, this really, we need to step it up. Everybody! Go to your local GameStops and bring up a, and make a, bring up a sign of your own, and write on that, quote-unquote, “GameStop: Bloody unfair to [[autism|autistic]] people and [[homos|lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transsexuals, and queer people]].” This will certainly be forwarded to the Human Rights Campaign, Autism Awareness, and the Better Business Bureau, among all places.

Oh, and just to note—to take this to, to counter their attack, I have found and learned of a few other flaws in their plan, of which I am to quote; I have them written down among which...They apparently have banned a lot—a lot—of PEOPLE! Lots of peoplllle! With hardly a reason, other than I don’t know Lords, don’t know Lords knows what. What is the bloody past memory in those people in that corporate office to turn them into such cruel, soulless, heartless, bleedin’ bastards?
Anyway, aside from that, they also do not sell anything Battletoads. No Battletoads! Anywhere, in any GameStop! No Battletoads! Not even the raaaare remake on the Hex-Box! No Battletoads! They totally discriminate against Battletoads! Errybody loves Battletoads! Y’all should be siding with me on this.

And, among which, you know what they do to every last video game, used or otherwise possibly new that they cannot sell? You know what they do? [''mimes''] I have a mallet in my hand! This is a NES game of Super Mario Brothers Duck Hunt. Psshew! Smash it! THEY DESTROY THOSE GAAAMES! All my vintage br-, brethren, vintage gaming re-, brethren—you want to see those vintage games once again. You don’t want GameStop to destroy them. And even worse, here’s another bit: the hospitals and charities for the children—they have gone to GameStop and asked if they would donate any used games or any games at all. But guess what? They downright refuuuse! They do not donate any video games whatsoever. Used, new, none they could sell ever—no donation!

So therefore it is quite outright. GameStops are quite outright. So therefore, in respect to, among these, and the other reasons among [[YouTube]] videos and [[internet]] searches and what—heartless. GameStop does to a lot of people. And discriminations among which! We must protest! Cancel any preorders. And certainly, do not use their online resources for further purchases! And if I am imitating any accent, it is quite accidental and coincidental! But I mean it! Not to be threatening to anybody in particular, but you’re not, but this to reflect how upset I am! And we have found—GameStop people, people who work there discriminate against Battletoads. They banned more than just me! They discriminate against autistic people, the lesbians, gays, bisexual, transgenders, and the queer. They discriminate against Battletoads. They destroyed all the unsold gaaames! Downright! Very bad, bloody! Bloody bloody bastards! Heartless, soulless. We stand amongst them! Not only to get me unbanned statewide and everywhere, but to make them not so discriminatatiiiive. Unfair to autistics, LGBTQ, Battletoads, and pretty much, the unsold, and everything. [[Star Wars|Unfair to everybody, GameStop is.]]

[''deep breath''] That’s pretty much all I have to say. And the express in my emotions. Thank you for your continuing support. Oh! The [[Amiibo]] figures—guess what? There’s still Toys ‘R’ Us, there’s still [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], there’s still [[Target]], and guess what? Ten dollars apiece or so for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonics]] and the Pikachu among which. There is [[eBay]] and Amazon! So, I am not haltered...on my own creations. And henceforth, so the orders on [[Etsy]] will continue to be honored, very much so. Thank you very much. Have a good and safe day...and DOWN WITH GAMESTOP!

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Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-06-03T15:35:51Z

Grgspunk:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Honest}}
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[Youtube]] Video [[Chris]] Uploaded on 30th of [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is "five, seven inches long".

The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.

The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.

As of June 2nd, 2016. Youtube deleted the video due to violating its policies on nudity and sexual content. A backup of this video can be found here:

https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4

Video ==
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| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]
| next =
}}

== Transcript==
Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my bedroom! Which is separate from my work room. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.

I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']

[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']

[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.

[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']

And then of course I know about the vibrator go "bzzzzzz..." [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll'']

[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']

I know yes, we're tribbing! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.
Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.

== Trivia ==
* The Chandler Family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s.
* All hail the Sonic Totem.
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.

==See also==
* [[For Julies Eyes Only]]
* [[Chris and Sex]]
* [[Duck]]
* [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi]

Lesbian Sex Audition

2016-06-03T15:35:24Z

Grgspunk:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Honest}}
'''IMG 3207''' is a [[Youtube]] Video [[Chris]] Uploaded on 30th of [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is "five, seven inches long".

The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.

The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.

As of June 2nd, 2016. Youtube deleted the video due to violating its policies on nudity and sexual content. A backup of this video can be found here:

https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4

Video ==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|CaYABgbZsQU}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]
| next =
}}

== Transcript==
Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my bedroom! Which is separate from my work room. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.

I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']

[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']

[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.

[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']

And then of course I know about the vibrator go "bzzzzzz..." [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll'']

[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']

I know yes, we're tribbing! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.
Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.

== Trivia ==
* The Chandler Family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s.
* All hail the Sonic Totem.
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.

==See also==
* [[For Julies Eyes Only]]
* [[Chris and Sex]]
* [[Duck]]
[https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi]

CWC Responds to a bully named Johan

2016-05-31T01:01:32Z

Grgspunk: I don't know about you, but rambling unintelligibly over unfitting music or dissing someone for being an ex-gay pornstar with AIDS doesn't exactly sound like "reason" to me.

{{Transcription}}
'''CWC Responds to a bully named Johan''' is a [[Youtube]] video Chris uploaded on the 28th of May 2016. In it, Chris explains how he has been bullied by a troll named Johan after getting a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple to accept fathering his baby, only for them to back out due to Johan pointing out Chris is [[Autism|autistic]] and in turn, Chris sensibly insinuating Johan has AIDS due to his supposed past as a gay pornographic actor. Chris shows this through his [[lego]] mini-figures while squeezed under a child's school desk, acting out the ordeal in unintelligible ramblings. However, his rambling just sounds like [[Patti|dogs]] grunting because he chose to play a loud dub-step track over his speech, resulting in him being barely audible.
It should be noted, that Chris is acting the way he did before the [[Liquid]] saga, claiming he is being bullied by doing impersonations of his foes and recounting any times trolls have made him do embarrassing stuff, even naming [[Megan|Megan Shroeder]].

== Video ==
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== Description ==

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==Transcript==
[''Chris stares blankly at the desk while fidgeting''] Hello ladies and gentlemen on the internet and my Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from the room once again, and I'm about to tell ya a story that is direct and true... 'bout what happened recently. And it'll be demonstrated through... the minifigures.

So, that's to tell you the truth. So, my associate has introduced me to a lesbian couple who's looking to have their own little daughters... their little daughters, mkay? And they... mnam(?) was delighted to be made to be designated as a parent. But unfortunatly throughout the few weeks, the initial few weeks there were miscommunications and we ca- an- and it was kinda spotty catchin' up with one another and one of them wanted to be artificially but the other one wanted natural. But, tonight, uh, earlier tonight, they mutually settled on both being natural, so we were plannin' on settin' up... because, uh, earlier in that day, was there- I think mighta second candidate though, so that left me feeling sad. But he didn't show up, and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess. I be(?) quite... the acrobat.

But she- that made me feel delighted.

So yeah, we were on the online chatroom, we were settin' up. We were talkin' about our meetin', and then comes along, dur- bit- dur- new guy(?). He were be- were quite intrusive it was very rude.

(Chris sounds like a dog having a stroke)

Yeah I'm Christine Chandler... Charmed I'm sure... charmed.

(More dog grunts) yer tha big gu- yer da big guy, er da tryna ee (gorilla noises) it sallts blah blah blah blah blah blah bla bla bluh (grunts)

Yeah an I can tell from my way aside from... the obvious that what he's said among which, yeah... you're a bad guy, you bullied me.

Anyway so anyway we were... so he was attacking me and trying to prove himself mighty and courageous like Captain Copernicus Quark or somebody dumb like that. huurhrh herr lookat me I'm superior [Grunting becomes high pitched and cutesy, Johan figure simulates humping] woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Aaanyway it was just a whole bunch like that but, they were gettin' tired of it and I was gettin tired a hearin' abou- hearin' it. and then he realized, oh wait, you're... da Christian Chandler?

The original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, that's me.

Er, well I got dirt on you *a bunch of stuttering* you haven't leaned about this bad thing ya did.

Oh, what? (pauses to pose minifig) you mean that time I sat bare-ass on a cake?... sat bare ass on a cake? What do ya think about that?

err? That threw me off I was not expecting that (masculine mumbling)

Oh, and how about the time I... took pieces of my- pieces of my medallion and shoved up my behind. I am human enough to admit and take the blame for the mistakes I made.

(Filthy male impersonation)

and he was bringing up the image, the picture... of the n- notorious M.E.G. and me and my (finger ends?) up there... and I was like oh yeah that vi- that vintage old thing. Vintage, so old. I've drawn more since then. And my e- other exes, I mentioned two of them by name. And he was like:

What? (inane sounds)

And on just a note, we are talking jibberish with this guy 'cause we don't remember exactly everything that was said... but anyway, aside from that to try to prove himself to be the... more better male he attacked me verbally, with an onslaughts of insults and whatnot, like fireballs. And I defended my- and... I held my ground. *pauses to fiddle with his fucking toys* I hold my ground, I, took two(?) attacks. *pew pew* one attack at a time. *pew pew* I defended myself with the shield. *pew pew pew... pew... pew pew* And not stooping down to his level how he was phrasing his attacks... I offered my own, style and elegant... repertoire of, offence. *pew pew pew* Hit him a bit hard too. Agai- some of them did not hit as hard. What? not every attack is perfect. so, anyway then he was like

Well then I issue a challenge... you say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, we each upload a video... And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins

And I was like, what? you're not gonna let the girl- you're not gonna... let our ladyfriends have the say in the matter

Yeah, well, you know what? (complete vocal diarrhea)

*sigh* nd a- anyway in the meanwhile they were tired of listening to all this and I was tired of listening to all this

*sounds of what we can only assume is Chris's inner monologue*

(coughs and clears his throat) So anyway, point is, uhmm *sigh* even though tis challenge seemed quite pointless and unnecessary and time consuming I... teh... I, well let's do it, I accept your challenge.

Finally, I'm gonna upload my video and I'm gonna (something) you. (language of a subhuman male)

And fortunately I had already do- uh- made a video for la- for the lesbian couple, which pr- which demonstrated quite well my, acrobatic, sexual prowess, thats goes yet to be unappreciated especially since I was self-taught.... but anyway then so... tokamai(?), so anyway, so we all left the chatroom and, yadda yadda yadda. I talked to my associate and a little birdie told em, a little birdie came in and, told me about ooohO dark past about Mr. Johan. That's his name, Johanson, but as like to call 'em Johan. Hey everybody! look. it's Johan from the Smurfs. Hey! where's Peewee Johan? Go ahead and make all the Smurf jokes you want! He laid so many s- he said he was a Smurftastic lay, or, satisfy Thirty Women! He laid so many Smurfs, I wonder how many of them little smurfs he laid actually like this guy... and now everybody else! along with me or in your own words! make up your own Smurftastic jokes about Johan! Even the more obvious one that ya'll be making up in a moment when I tell you when ya hear that this little birdie told me *cheep cheep cheep* little birdie tell me the dirt! okay, Here's the dirt.

This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male (blubbery sex noises)

And, guess what? (confused ogre noise) aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch, guess what? he got FIRED from one of his... things. he got fired from one of his movies and you know why he got fired? Why? He failed the STD test!... and apparently n order to be fired from any porn act that STD had to be something lethal.

Possibly lethal as say something like AAAAIIIIDDDSSS!?!

And yet, among the disquestion(?) that was talked about earlier. He said that he had no STDs, but the way he acted and behaved and all that... apparently he told fifey lies! filthy lies! he lied!

So, with that, we'll leave it at that. Everybody in the audience, yes, high functioning autistic. But you know what? Even a normal person, normal father, normal mother, whichever, can give birth to an autisti- an autistic child. And it's just about as much risk as me because I'm high functioning autistic, high functioning. so therefore, hi- there's a higher- probability of a child being normal, so there.

So if your votes on... rather or not who has the better sexual style and activity, ability. Johan, by the way, did you do one of my- PEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... heh, merptiow(?), merptiowek(?), mh, anyway, this guy, or, me! And they have praised me as acrobatic! Truthfully so, thank you very much it was the ho- it made my night. Hear that. There will be a voting page coming up soon! And my video on this channel and his video on his channel. There will be links in the voting page.

So, that'll pretty much do it for now. Details coming soon. Thank you. Goodnight. (cartoon noises)
==See Also==
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]