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Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor

2011-11-12T19:20:53Z

Grizzly: link

{{quote|With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 [[JERKS|men]]) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a [[Sweetheart]] to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without [[Virgin with rage|lonliness]] and with [[love]] and [[Daughter|children]].|Chris<ref>[[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]</ref>}}

[[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg|thumb|Get used to it, Chris]]

The '''Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor''' is Chris's primary concern on his [[Love Quest]]. It refers to the incredibly high probability that any given girl he speaks to will [[lie|already have a boyfriend]], making it impossible for him to find a [[sweetheart]]. The fear of this factor leaves Chris all-but paralyzed when he even thinks about speaking to a woman in real life, a fear he has named [[noviophobia]].

Mathematicians have worked in vain for years to disprove Chris's theorem, but the proof is in the pudding. Chris is still single, so it ''must'' be because all the [[JERKS]] have taken all the pretty girls. This realization led him to narrow his search and focus on [[boyfriend-free girls]].

If one uses the recently passed number of 7 billion people, and assuming that half are men, applying the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor means that there are 3,500,000,000 * 0.00000000000004 = 0.00014 [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate|males in the world that Chris doesn't hate]].

==Uses by Chris==
*Chris appears to have coined the term in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. It shows up in a couple of the middle issues of the newsletter, during one of his self-pitying advertisements for his [[Love Quest]] and in his collection of [[Sonichu's_News_Dash#Chris.27s_dating_tips|dating tips]].
*In Chris's letter to ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' concerning ''[[Sprung]]'', he says the game helped him forget his "fear of the infinitely high boyfriend factor."
*In an [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|e-mail]] to [[Megan]] about his angry freak-out at [[the GAMe PLACe]] (inspired by Megan kissing a friend of hers), Chris blames the Boyfriend Factor for his insane hatred of other men.
*Chris mentioned it in [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]], his first [[YouTube]] address, when talking about the early days of his sweetheart search.
*In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris says his Sweetheart Search "started with the realization of the infinitely-high boyfriend factor."
*A series of [[White_knight_E-mails#September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist|white knight e-mails]] from September 2008 includes repeated complaints about the Boyfriend Factor.
*In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC chat]] with his fans in December 2008, Chris listed the Boyfriend Factor among many impediments to his quest for a girlfriend.
*Comic Chris whines about the Boyfriend Factor when he's battling the [[B-Manajerk]] in [[Sonichu_3#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|Sub-Episode 4]].
*Chris's cartoon version of [[Robert Simmons V]] mentions the Boyfriend Factor in his interview on KCWC in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Noviophobia]]

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[[Category: CWC-isms]]

CWCki talk:Caption Crusade

2011-11-12T19:16:53Z

Grizzly: /* Test */ new section

So should there be separate sections for "Finished", "Awaiting Approval", and "In Progress" videos, or should it be a table with all videos in it and their degree of completion? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:44, 8 February 2011 (PST)
*A table of videos might get kinda crazy, so for the time being let's do three sections like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:50, 8 February 2011 (PST)

== Translations ==

I didn't realize YouTube does this but YouTube translates captions. Obviously it's not the world's best but I've looked at the Spanish translation and it's not too bad. Perhaps our resources might be better utilized at just making captions and letting YouTube do the rest, but on the other hand some things get lost in translation. What do you all think on the matter? Should translation be a priority in captioning Chris's fail? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:02, 17 February 2011 (PST)
*I almost finished the [[Song of Christian]](1) translation, so I'll send it anyway, but after that I'll stop the translations so I can work faster. --[[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 04:36, 18 February 2011 (PST)

== Things that don't need captions ==

[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] was marked as unnecessary for subtitling. Do you guys agree? Also phone calls/library audiobook mirrors/songs? [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 18:08, 17 February 2011 (PST)
*i will actually do it myself later [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 17:31, 20 February 2011 (PST)

== Caption links ==

Moving these over, more to come.

[http://www.mediafire.com/?akf9esbnvw85b43 ECV uncut (CWCville Library version)].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?7md1gt1wlpmyudn THAT IS MY HOUSE cut version].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?ydb95xdzj6r9470 Challenge For Clyde I].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?m71pt9p53fenc9r Clyde Cash The Kid].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?jgm4alopjj0p3ij Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?a7y92wuixh5vs3x ATTENTION ALL SONICHU FANS (NOT HATERS)].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?xv2v6n23b5adn77 REAL protest against the FAKE].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?dksfpgcyxi43otd CWC's Second Message].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?ps7en4rccwcgq7u Address to my CWCipedia SysOp].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?y28gn78f05cs4ab This was my fault]
[http://www.mediafire.com/?rgjb1ro1jmgjrvg And I accept full responsibility of my actions].

[http://www.mediafire.com/?y9css25c2gnpode Apologies to Alec and Mao].
--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:36, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== i am so glad you guys are helping ==

anywya i'm going to check my pm box now, thanks [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 06:41, 20 February 2011 (PST)

== i will do some myself ==

i will let you know which ones i do OF COURSE --[[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 17:31, 20 February 2011 (PST)

== Universal Subtitles ==

[http://universalsubtitles.org/ Universal Subtitles]. Would this help? This might be an interesting thing to try, because it'd let people edit the subtitles live, much like any wiki page, and you can just time the subtitles ''once'' and translate the subs to other languages. The user-edited subs also don't show up when you just view the video through YouTube, so this wouldn't need to change the process much: people could edit the subtitles on this site, let the archivists know that there's a new set of subtitles or a new language version up, and they can then export the sub file from universalsubtitles and import it in YouTube. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 04:07, 21 February 2011 (PST)

== Test ==

Hey guys, I was just trying out the tool and attempted to caption [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]. No idea if I did it right, but [http://www.mediafire.com/?j5bpc3pyodbpcvd here's the link]. [[User:Grizzly|Grizzly]] 11:16, 12 November 2011 (PST)

28 October 2011

2011-11-12T18:47:12Z

Grizzly: Added date of Chris and Barb bonding out, with refs

{{recent}}
On '''28 October 2011''' - a date which will live in infamy - the [[GAMe PLACe]] was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of [[CWCville]].

On that Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.<ref>Based on metadata from Chris's photos</ref>, [[Chris]] and [[Barbara]] visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its [[manajerk|manager]], [[Michael Snyder]]. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the [[CWCki]] in November. Why the delay? Well, as it turns out, he and Barb had been [[jerkop|arrested]] and jailed for various offenses (trespassing, assault, and hit & run). Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a '''term of imprisonment of not less than one year''' nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $2,500."<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-10.HTM</ref>

Both Chris and Barb were bonded out on 29 October<ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=323013&searchType=offender</ref><ref>https://www.vinelink.com/vinelink/detailsAction.do?siteId=47000&agency=228&id=125674&searchType=offender</ref>, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any [[autism|medical grounds]] that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. The Chandlers will be represented in court by [[Wikipedia:Robert B. Bell|Rob Bell]], a Republican member of the Virginia House of Delegates.

This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of [[Bob]] on 6 [[September 2011]].

== The charges ==
Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the [http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/captchaVerification.do?landing=landing General District Court Online Case Information System]. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in [[June 2010]], we can assume a rough outline of events.

===Barbara's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-894</ref>)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b">http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-57</ref>)
** Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. It's likely that this occurred when Barb attempted to prevent the police from arresting Chris.

==== Court dates ====
* 31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.

===Chris's===
* '''FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL''' (§ 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.<ref name="a" />)
** Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value, thought to be vehicular damage on the grounds of The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
* '''ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR)''' (§ 18.2-57. Assault and battery.<ref name="b" />)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person, perhaps [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]].
* '''TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN''' (§ 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-119</ref>)
** Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Trespassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden, no doubt due to setting foot in The GAMe PLACe.

==== Court dates ====
* 7 November 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
* 15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, at the same time Barb is.

== Civil suit ==
Michael Snyder also filled a civil suit against both Chris and Barb on November 1, 2011, 4 days after the incident.
The reason for the lawsuit and what damages are being sought is currently unknown besides that it is related to the October 28th event.

== Aftermath ==
* On 4 November, soon after being bailed out of jail, Chris uploaded the pictures he took of Michael Snyder on the 28th to the CWCki, plastering them on the front page as well as Michael's own article, with Chris presumably doing it as a response to the events at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Special:Contributions/Christianchandler]]</ref> In the respective image descriptions, Chris claimed that Snyder molests children and taunted him for his [[obesity]].

== Photos ==
<gallery>
File:HNI 0020.JPG|Chris's photo of The GAMe PLACe; note that everyone is looking at the camera
File:HNI 0021.JPG|Chris's photograph of Michael Snyder
File:HNI 0022.JPG|Chris's second photograph of Michael Snyder
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb1.png|Barb's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Barb2.png|Barb's felony assault on a police officer charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris1.png|Chris's failure to stop felony charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris2.png|Chris's misdemeanor assault charge
File:28 Oct 2011 Chris3.png|Chris's trespass misdemeanor charge
File:Christian_Chandler_Civil_Suit.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Chris
File:Barbara_Chandler_Civil_Suit.png|Michael Snyder's civil suit against Barbara
</gallery>

==Fan Art ==
<gallery>
File:Chris mug.jpg|Artist's depiction of Chris's mugshot.
File:Chris joker.jpg| Why so serious?
File:TheJoker.png|Oh dear...
File:Chris court sketch.png| An artist provides a theoretical court sketch.
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

== See also ==
*[[6 June 2010]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

[[Category:Events]]