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Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2020-07-03T17:45:10Z

Gtbob122:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally!|Chris, blaming someone's else for [[The Wallflower|his mistakes]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|again]].}}

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|Right|I see London, I see Greece, I see Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]!]]

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[the Wallflower]]. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by putting on a Scottish kilt, showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Chris and race|insulting]], and being completely incompetent with a [[pocket knife]]. This video's title was noted in [[2018]] by the actual Britons at Cambridge University as an example of [[Chris and English|substandard English]], and has become the first known instance of formal linguistic study of Chris's odd habits.<ref>[https://books.google.com/books?id=NAdZDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=tito+got+no+luck+against&source=bl&ots=PLjY0F2sXF&sig=ACfU3U3HsPBqj-R0o8dLoovEsizi_A6T8Q&hl=en&ppis=_c&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigt6OTmvrlAhXimeAKHTK0CWYQ6AEwAnoECAkQAQ#v=snippet&q=sonichu&f=false Colloquial English: Structure and Variation, Cambridge University Press, 2018]</ref>

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the Internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of fail that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her pen name '''in the title''', which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.

It is also worth noting that "Brits" is an all-encompassing term for anyone from the [[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|United Kingdom]], which ''includes'' [[Wikipedia:Scotland|Scotland]] and [[Wikipedia:Northern Ireland|Northern Ireland]], as well as [[Wikipedia:England|England]], [[Wikipedia:Wales|Wales]], and a number of outlying territories and islands. This video was released shortly before St. Patrick's Day, which does something to explain the Celtic vibe of the video. Unfortunately, this also implies an [[Naive|ignorance of the]] [[Chris and race|differences between the Scottish and Irish peoples]], of which there are many. He also leaves Wales out entirely; which is ironic, since it's one of ''very'' few countries on the planet that includes people able to naturally pronounce his dumb abbreviation (ironically, it would be pronounced like "cuck"). However, in a case of [[Honor Roll|dumb]] luck that he couldn't have possibly intended, Ireland's Call, the song playing in the background, is actually the anthem of the united Ireland [[Chris and fashion|rugby]] team, created to be inclusive to both Irish Catholics and Northern Irish Protestants, who are mostly of Scottish descent.

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==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|znfqwbnepXc}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

{{quote|Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.'']

TITO. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your--[[Death threats|your days are numbered]]. I have forwarded your admission...to...[the Wallflower], and also the awesome [[gal-pal]] that we know between us, our [[Kim Wilson|Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]...and also...regain th--regain the love...and trust and friendship...of [the Wallflower].

Either way, you are going down, Tito. One way... [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[Butt garments|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] {{RageQuote|'''''Two ways'''''...}} [''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.''] ...or three! [''He puts the knife on a desk off screen.'']

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me [[Wikipedia:shillelagh|shillelagh]]! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh. Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man!

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't Mess With Me]]|nextlink=[["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]]
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-14]]

HippoOnYourHead

2020-07-03T13:14:06Z

Gtbob122:

[[File:You've got a hippo on your head.jpg|thumb|It stops making sense after this point.]]

'''HippoOnYourHead''' is Chris's third [[Flipnote Hatena]] animation, uploaded to his profile on 24 [[June 2010]]. This Flipnote is Chris's first attempt in the program at an actual narrative, as opposed to just an [[UltimateNightmare|animation test]] or [[Don'tGetTrolled!|blatant theft]]. It also sets the basic tone that future Flipnotes would conform to: stick figures joylessly acting out "funny" scenes. Chris, who assumes that he's a master of [[Random-access humor|comedy]], decided to put ''some'' effort into these videos. Many of his sockpuppet accounts gave positive reviews of this video, so it's completely unclear how many [[gal pal|people]] actually watched it.

This is not the first time Chris has brought up hippos on heads as something he believes is funny. He first brought up this example of [[random-access humor]] when he edited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page. In the [[Regina e-mails#Random-access humor demonstration|Regina e-mails]] it was all but pointed out to him how terribly unfunny it truly is. The phrase reappeared in a [[November 2015]] [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|video]] in which he threatened local [[manajerks]] with "the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever". A [[Facebook]] post by Chris<ref>[[:File:FSM2.PNG|"EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus"]]</ref> sheds some light on what he might consider funny about this joke: the hippo is a reference to the brain's [[Wikipedia:Hippocampus|hippocampus]].

Chris also mentions a "Buck Williams"; it is unclear whether this refers to the [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball player]], the character in [[Chris and religion|post-Rapture]] novel series ''[[Wikipedia:Left Behind|Left Behind]]'', or if it's simply another made-up "humorous" name. However, given that he says "signed Buck Williams", and considering Chris's love for old movies and television, it may be taken from a confession note read aloud at the end of the The Three Stooges classic '''''Disorder in the Court''''' .

The Flipnote ends with Chris begging for stars on Flipnote Hatena's rating system, proving that even when "off the [[internet]]", he still wants his [[fanbase]] to do him favors.
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==Description==
{{quotebox|Yep, if a Hippo IS on your [[Chris and English|had]], you will likely become flat as paper. LOL. A Silly, [[Random-access humor|Random]] piece from C.W.C. with no meaning whatsoever. }}

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = HippoOnYourHead
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0oME_VeGVZo}}
| stardate = 24 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[Don'tGetTrolled]]
| next = [[RandomHumor1Part1]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:Praiseme.png|thumb|If you don't, I'll be forced to give myself stars!]]

[''A [[Chris and art|poorly-drawn]] boy and girl stand facing each other, when a hippo spontaneously falls on the boy's head'']

'''Girl:''' Ah! You have a hippo on your head.

'''Boy:''' Yeah.

'''Hippo:''' [[Slow-in-the-minds|Dauhhh!]] [''Walks offscreen'']

'''Boy:''' Well, don't just stand there, write a letter on me!

[''The girl walks over to the flattened boy, picks him up, and starts to write'']

'''Girl:''' Dear Sir, Hello! Signed, [[Wikipedia:Cameron "Buck" Williams|Buck Williams]].

'''Writing:''' If you like decent random humor, please add one green star or a bunch of yellow. CWC. Have a good and safe day. :)

==Sources==
<references/>

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-24]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-24]]

{{Flipnotes}}

HippoOnYourHead

2020-07-03T01:24:20Z

Gtbob122:

[[File:You've got a hippo on your head.jpg|thumb|It stops making sense after this point.]]

'''HippoOnYourHead''' is Chris's third [[Flipnote Hatena]] animation, uploaded to his profile on 24 [[June 2010]]. This Flipnote is Chris's first attempt in the program at an actual narrative, as opposed to just an [[UltimateNightmare|animation test]] or [[Don'tGetTrolled!|blatant theft]]. It also sets the basic tone that future Flipnotes would conform to: stick figures joylessly acting out "funny" scenes. Chris, who assumes that he's a master of [[Random-access humor|comedy]], decided to put ''some'' effort into these videos. Many of his sockpuppet accounts gave positive reviews of this video, so it's completely unclear how many [[gal pal|people]] actually watched it.

This is not the first time Chris has brought up hippos on heads as something he believes is funny. He first brought up this example of [[random-access humor]] when he edited the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page. In the [[Regina e-mails#Random-access humor demonstration|Regina e-mails]] it was all but pointed out to him how terribly unfunny it truly is. The phrase reappeared in a [[November 2015]] [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|video]] in which he threatened local [[manajerks]] with "the hippopotamus weights upon each of our heads forever". A [[Facebook]] post by Chris<ref>[[:File:FSM2.PNG|"EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus"]]</ref> sheds some light on what he might consider funny about this joke: the hippo is a reference to the brain's [[Wikipedia:Hippocampus|hippocampus]].

Chris also mentions a "Buck Williams"; it is unclear whether this refers to the [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball player]], the character in [[Chris and religion|post-Rapture]] novel series ''[[Wikipedia:Left Behind|Left Behind]]'', or if it's simply another made-up "humorous" name. However, given that he says "signed Buck Williams", and considering Chris's love for old movies and television, it may be taken from the a confession note read aloud at the end of the The Three Stooges classic '''''Disorder in the Court''''' .

The Flipnote ends with Chris begging for stars on Flipnote Hatena's rating system, proving that even when "off the [[internet]]", he still wants his [[fanbase]] to do him favors.
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==Description==
{{quotebox|Yep, if a Hippo IS on your [[Chris and English|had]], you will likely become flat as paper. LOL. A Silly, [[Random-access humor|Random]] piece from C.W.C. with no meaning whatsoever. }}

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = HippoOnYourHead
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0oME_VeGVZo}}
| stardate = 24 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[Don'tGetTrolled]]
| next = [[RandomHumor1Part1]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:Praiseme.png|thumb|If you don't, I'll be forced to give myself stars!]]

[''A [[Chris and art|poorly-drawn]] boy and girl stand facing each other, when a hippo spontaneously falls on the boy's head'']

'''Girl:''' Ah! You have a hippo on your head.

'''Boy:''' Yeah.

'''Hippo:''' [[Slow-in-the-minds|Dauhhh!]] [''Walks offscreen'']

'''Boy:''' Well, don't just stand there, write a letter on me!

[''The girl walks over to the flattened boy, picks him up, and starts to write'']

'''Girl:''' Dear Sir, Hello! Signed, [[Wikipedia:Cameron "Buck" Williams|Buck Williams]].

'''Writing:''' If you like decent random humor, please add one green star or a bunch of yellow. CWC. Have a good and safe day. :)

==Sources==
<references/>

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-24]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-24]]

{{Flipnotes}}

Match.com

2019-02-06T15:45:11Z

Gtbob122: /* cwcvilleguardian profile */

[[File:Matchdotcomscreencap.jpg|thumb|Chris's awful profile, preserved forever in jpg form.]]

Probably the most famous dating site on [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], '''Match.com''' has helped thousands of people worldwide meet members of the opposite sex (or in some cases the [[Homos|same sex]]). The site is overflowing with [[boyfriend-free girls]] looking for everything from long-term relationships to casual sex. This being the case, Chris's presence on the site was practically inevitable.

Chris set up his first account under the username "SonichuCWC" ages ago, back in the ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' days. The profile probably dates to sometime in [[2006]], since it indicates he's seeking a woman aged 18–24, and Chris's current age is invariably the upper limit for the age of a prospective sweetheart. However, he also claims to be "doing well" at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], from which he graduated in [[2005]]. Additionally, a page on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|Pokésite]] seeking a girlfriend ages 18-22 (implying a year of [[2004]]) mentions his Match.com page, so probably he made this profile while in PVCC and later updated it.

He doesn't seem to have updated it very much since then. He logged into the site as recently as 6 [[April 2010]], but by [[June 2014]] it was gone.

The text of the page was pretty similar to everything Chris has vomited onto the internet regarding his Love Quest: claims about how he keeps his promises, is [[honest]], etc. There were, however, a few interesting deviations from the Chris norm. He failed to indicate his religion, and in the sports and interests field, he apparently checked every single box, making the majority of the items in the list outright lies. He also said he would accept a [[Cherokian|Native American]] mate, instead of his usual demand of a white or Asian woman.

A second Match.com profile under the username "cwcvilleguardian" was discovered on [[2013|August 2013]]. Exactly when Chris opened it is not known. It is certain to to have been made after [[March 2011]], since he describes himself as a [[Tomgirl]], an identity he didn't adopt until that month.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> As of late 2015, this profile had also apparently been taken down.

Reproduced below are the two profiles in question.

==SonichuCWC profile==
[[File:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|One of Chris's four profile pictures.]]
[[File:Matchdotcom2.jpeg|thumb|And another.]]
'''Help a lonesome and sad man find some companionship. ;8)'''

28-year-old man [''Note: Chris created this page when he was 24. Match.com automatically updates the profile age.]
 [[wikipedia:Advance Mills, Virginia|Advance Mills]], [[Virginia]], [[United States]] ''[Note: Chris listed Advance Mills as his location in both this profile and his cwcvilleguardian profile. Chris has never lived there, and we do not know why it was given as his hometown.]''
 seeking women 18-24
 within 25 miles of Advance Mills, Virginia, United States
 '''Relationships:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler|Some]][[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|day]]
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and race|White / Caucasian]]
 '''[[Fat|Body type:]]''' [[WeighIn|About average]] [''This would be about 140 lbs/64 kg, far less than Chris has ever been since high school.'']
 '''Height:''' 5'10" (178cms)
 '''Religion:''' [[Chris and religion|No Answer]]
 '''Smoke:''' [[Tobacky|No Way]]
 '''[[Alcohol|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out|Never]]

===About me and who I'm looking for===
I feel that I am [[Naive|young at heart]], because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with [[Lego]]s, [[Pokemon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Chris and art|drawing cartoonishly]]. I am also creator of my Pokemon character, [[Sonichu]]. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes [[Chris and sex|some of the things I do]]. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone. In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-24, lives in the [[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] area, has a happy, positive personality, [[Pedofork|young at heart]], [[Chris and reality|very pretty]], Average income, and [[Noviophobia|does not already have a Boyfriend]]. Also, trading card games, she could play said game(s) with me at the Pokemon League event that I go to weekly. Also, I have graduated from [[High School]] with [[Honor Roll]], [[Chris and Reality|I am doing very well at]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]], and I can express my feelings after putting them into words with my thinking mind. And if there's anything that I left out, well... oops. I am a shy, very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters,

===In my Own Words===
'''for fun:''' I enjoy [[Chris and art|drawing]], listening to music, playing video games and [[Pokemon]] or [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[card games]]. I also like [[anime]], creating with [[Lego]] pieces, and I love [[Barb|my]] [[Bob|family]]. And sometimes, I work on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|my Sonichu Site]].

'''[[Chris's education|my education]]:''' [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] in [[Charlottesville]] where I am working towards a [[CADD]] degree.

'''favorite hot spots:''' I go to the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping center]] on Saturdays, the Downtown Mall's [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic Game & Hobby Place]] (Pokemon League/Yu-Gi-Oh) on Fridays and Saturdays, and you can also find me at [[Wal-Mart]] in C-Ville on most other days of the week.

'''favorite things:''' In a list: Sonichu, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, most kinds of music, [[Mary Poppins]] (movie), Colors: blue and red, creating home-made trading cards (for fun and art), and looking at the [[China|lovely scenery]] on the [[UVA]] campus.

===About me===
'''[[Hair]]:''' Light brown
 '''Eyes:''' [[Heterochromia|Blue]]
 '''Sports and exercise:''' Baseball, [[Bionic|Basketball]], Bowling, [[Fridays After Five|Dancing]], Football, Golf, In-line skating, Racquet sports, [[Sonichu's Edge|Running]], Soccer, Swimming, VolleyBall, [[A Hike|Walking / Hiking]], [[11042009 51 50|Weights / Machines]]
 '''Exercise habits:''' Exercise 1-2 times per week
 '''Interests:''' [[Coffee Place|Coffee]] and conversation, [[SpaghettiRoutine|Cooking]], [[McDonald's|Dining out]], [[Ohio trip|Exploring new areas]], Fishing/Hunting, [[Chris and art|Hobbies and crafts]], [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Movies/Videos]], Museums and art, [[Music]] and [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], [[Chris's Big Night Out|Nightclubs]]/[[Chris's Big Night Out II|Dancing]], [[Card games|Playing cards]], [[Bionic|Playing sports]], [[Chris and money|Shopping/Antiques]], [[Video games]], Volunteering
 '''Education:''' [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Some college]]
 '''Occupation:''' [[Wendy's|No Answer]]
 '''Income:''' [[Monthly tugboat|No Answer]]
 '''Languages:''' Spanish
 '''Politics:''' Middle of the Road
 '''Sign:''' [[I Got A Fish|Pisces]]
 '''Pets I have:''' [[Cats]], [[Clover and Snoopy|Dogs]]
 '''Pets I like:''' Birds, Fish, Horses

===About my date===
'''Hair:''' Black, Blonde, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Light brown
 '''Eyes:''' [[Heterochromia|No Answer]]
 '''Height:''' 5'0" (152cms) to 5'10" (178cms)
 '''Body type:''' About average, Athletic and toned, Slender
 '''Languages:''' English
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Cherokian|Native American]], [[Chris and race|White / Caucasian]]
 '''Faith:''' No Answer
 '''Education:''' [[High school]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Some college]], [[CADD|Associates degree]], [[Chris and reality|Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral]]
 '''Job:''' No Answer
 '''Income:''' No Answer
 '''[[Tobacky|Smoke]]:''' No Way
 '''[[Alcohol|Drink]]:''' Never
 '''Relationships:''' [[Virgin with rage|Never Married]]
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler|Definitely]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Someday]]

==cwcvilleguardian profile==
'''"Bless me with your sweetness, and I will do what I can for you."'''

32 year old man
 Advance Mills, [[Virginia]], [[United States]]
 seeking women 25-30
 within 25 miles of [[Ruckersville]], [[VA]]

===His details===

'''Relationships:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' Definitely
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Native American]], White / Caucasian
 '''Body type:''' About average
 '''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)
 '''Religion:''' Christian / Other ''[Note: As of the time of this writing (June 2014), Match.com allows its users to list as their religion four options pertaining to Christianity: "Christian / Catholic," "Christian / LDS," "Christian / Protestant," and "Christian / Other." It's not clear why Chris made this particular choice, but it may be related to a [[Chris and religion|crisis of faith.]] It is also possible that he was not aware that Methodism is a type of Protestantism.]''
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''[[Alcohol|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out|Social Drinker]]

===In his own words===

"I am an all-around, [[Chris and Anger|emotionally]] [[Chris's Room|mature]], [[Gun Comic|good natured]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning autistic]], heterosexual [[tomgirl]] artist. I feel better being treated as a person than some sort of [[Chris|freak]] or something. [[Father Call|I am a good listener]], and sometimes I have to take my time thinking about a topic or issue. I am the [[Things Chris has ripped off|Original Creator]] of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of Cwcville, VA. I like making those close to me emotionally happy. Even though, I have been feeling seriously depressed, lonely and having constant heartaches.

I am looking for a woman to be my friend/Sweetheart/Future Wife from the ground up. She should be true and honest in personality, all-around, compassionate, understanding, patient, and [[Chris and Money|financially stable]] [[Chris and Reality|(I get along fair and surviving)]]..

[[Women's Rights|ALL Women interested in me MUST be willing to meet in person/in real life IMMEDIATELY]]; I have had bad online experiences numerously from a lot of fake people. Finding me in Person at my hangout is the best bet; I usually am Very cautious about any and all messages I receive online and I screen my phone calls. AND getting my attention must be direct with a pleasant greeting and introduction.

Please forgive me if I respond coldly or timidly at first, I am very shy, and I am paranoid of most people and the kind of bad person they may be."

'''Sign:''' Pisces

'''Political views:''' Middle of the Road

'''College:''' Piedmont Virginia Community College, Charlottesville, VA

'''For fun:''' "Creating artwork, reflecting/thinking, video games, [[Chris and English|care taking]] [[Barb|my mom]] and our two beagle pups."

'''Pets:''' I have Cats, Dogs

'''Favorite hot spots:''' "I can be found either pondering over tea or coffee at McDonalds, or Burger King, in Ruckersville, or walking once around the nearby Wal-Mart."

'''Favorite things:''' "Sonichu and Rosechu, Mary Poppins (movie), color: blue, most music (jazz, POP and easy listening are cool); I like Britney Spears and Katy Perry (top two favorite artists)."

===More about him===

====Him====

Appearance
 '''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)
 '''Body type:''' [[Obesity|About average]]
 '''Eyes:''' Blue
 '''Hair:''' Light brown

Lifestyle
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''Drink:''' Social Drinker
 '''Occupation:''' I'll tell you later
 '''Income:''' [[Chris and Money|I'll tell you later]]
 '''Relationship:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Wants kids:''' Definitely

Background / Values
 '''Ethnicity:''' Native American, White / Caucasian
 ''[Under this section, Chris put the following sentence]'': "Part Cherokee, British, French and English."
 '''Faith:''' Christian / Other
 ''[Under this section, Chris put the following sentence]'': "Methodist at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church."
 '''Languages:''' English, Spanish
 '''Education:''' Bachelors degree

====What he is looking for====

Appearance
 '''Height:''' 4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
 '''Body type:''' Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Full-figured
 '''Eyes:''' No preference
 '''Hair:''' No preference

Lifestyle
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''Drink:''' No preference
 '''Occupation:''' No preference
 '''Income:''' [[Chris and Money|$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+]]
 '''Relationship:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Wants kids:''' Definitely, Someday

Background / Values
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Niggos|No preference]]
 '''Faith:''' No preference
 '''Languages:''' English
 '''Education:''' No preference

==See also==
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]
*[[Dating profiles]]

==References==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Love Quest]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Match.com

2019-02-06T15:15:53Z

Gtbob122: /* His details */

[[File:Matchdotcomscreencap.jpg|thumb|Chris's awful profile, preserved forever in jpg form.]]

Probably the most famous dating site on [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], '''Match.com''' has helped thousands of people worldwide meet members of the opposite sex (or in some cases the [[Homos|same sex]]). The site is overflowing with [[boyfriend-free girls]] looking for everything from long-term relationships to casual sex. This being the case, Chris's presence on the site was practically inevitable.

Chris set up his first account under the username "SonichuCWC" ages ago, back in the ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' days. The profile probably dates to sometime in [[2006]], since it indicates he's seeking a woman aged 18–24, and Chris's current age is invariably the upper limit for the age of a prospective sweetheart. However, he also claims to be "doing well" at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], from which he graduated in [[2005]]. Additionally, a page on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|Pokésite]] seeking a girlfriend ages 18-22 (implying a year of [[2004]]) mentions his Match.com page, so probably he made this profile while in PVCC and later updated it.

He doesn't seem to have updated it very much since then. He logged into the site as recently as 6 [[April 2010]], but by [[June 2014]] it was gone.

The text of the page was pretty similar to everything Chris has vomited onto the internet regarding his Love Quest: claims about how he keeps his promises, is [[honest]], etc. There were, however, a few interesting deviations from the Chris norm. He failed to indicate his religion, and in the sports and interests field, he apparently checked every single box, making the majority of the items in the list outright lies. He also said he would accept a [[Cherokian|Native American]] mate, instead of his usual demand of a white or Asian woman.

A second Match.com profile under the username "cwcvilleguardian" was discovered on [[2013|August 2013]]. Exactly when Chris opened it is not known. It is certain to to have been made after [[March 2011]], since he describes himself as a [[Tomgirl]], an identity he didn't adopt until that month.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> As of late 2015, this profile had also apparently been taken down.

Reproduced below are the two profiles in question.

==SonichuCWC profile==
[[File:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|One of Chris's four profile pictures.]]
[[File:Matchdotcom2.jpeg|thumb|And another.]]
'''Help a lonesome and sad man find some companionship. ;8)'''

28-year-old man [''Note: Chris created this page when he was 24. Match.com automatically updates the profile age.]
 [[wikipedia:Advance Mills, Virginia|Advance Mills]], [[Virginia]], [[United States]] ''[Note: Chris listed Advance Mills as his location in both this profile and his cwcvilleguardian profile. Chris has never lived there, and we do not know why it was given as his hometown.]''
 seeking women 18-24
 within 25 miles of Advance Mills, Virginia, United States
 '''Relationships:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler|Some]][[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|day]]
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Chris and race|White / Caucasian]]
 '''[[Fat|Body type:]]''' [[WeighIn|About average]] [''This would be about 140 lbs/64 kg, far less than Chris has ever been since high school.'']
 '''Height:''' 5'10" (178cms)
 '''Religion:''' [[Chris and religion|No Answer]]
 '''Smoke:''' [[Tobacky|No Way]]
 '''[[Alcohol|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out|Never]]

===About me and who I'm looking for===
I feel that I am [[Naive|young at heart]], because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with [[Lego]]s, [[Pokemon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Chris and art|drawing cartoonishly]]. I am also creator of my Pokemon character, [[Sonichu]]. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes [[Chris and sex|some of the things I do]]. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone. In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-24, lives in the [[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] area, has a happy, positive personality, [[Pedofork|young at heart]], [[Chris and reality|very pretty]], Average income, and [[Noviophobia|does not already have a Boyfriend]]. Also, trading card games, she could play said game(s) with me at the Pokemon League event that I go to weekly. Also, I have graduated from [[High School]] with [[Honor Roll]], [[Chris and Reality|I am doing very well at]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]], and I can express my feelings after putting them into words with my thinking mind. And if there's anything that I left out, well... oops. I am a shy, very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters,

===In my Own Words===
'''for fun:''' I enjoy [[Chris and art|drawing]], listening to music, playing video games and [[Pokemon]] or [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[card games]]. I also like [[anime]], creating with [[Lego]] pieces, and I love [[Barb|my]] [[Bob|family]]. And sometimes, I work on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|my Sonichu Site]].

'''[[Chris's education|my education]]:''' [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] in [[Charlottesville]] where I am working towards a [[CADD]] degree.

'''favorite hot spots:''' I go to the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping center]] on Saturdays, the Downtown Mall's [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic Game & Hobby Place]] (Pokemon League/Yu-Gi-Oh) on Fridays and Saturdays, and you can also find me at [[Wal-Mart]] in C-Ville on most other days of the week.

'''favorite things:''' In a list: Sonichu, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, most kinds of music, [[Mary Poppins]] (movie), Colors: blue and red, creating home-made trading cards (for fun and art), and looking at the [[China|lovely scenery]] on the [[UVA]] campus.

===About me===
'''[[Hair]]:''' Light brown
 '''Eyes:''' [[Heterochromia|Blue]]
 '''Sports and exercise:''' Baseball, [[Bionic|Basketball]], Bowling, [[Fridays After Five|Dancing]], Football, Golf, In-line skating, Racquet sports, [[Sonichu's Edge|Running]], Soccer, Swimming, VolleyBall, [[A Hike|Walking / Hiking]], [[11042009 51 50|Weights / Machines]]
 '''Exercise habits:''' Exercise 1-2 times per week
 '''Interests:''' [[Coffee Place|Coffee]] and conversation, [[SpaghettiRoutine|Cooking]], [[McDonald's|Dining out]], [[Ohio trip|Exploring new areas]], Fishing/Hunting, [[Chris and art|Hobbies and crafts]], [[For Julie's Eyes Only|Movies/Videos]], Museums and art, [[Music]] and [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], [[Chris's Big Night Out|Nightclubs]]/[[Chris's Big Night Out II|Dancing]], [[Card games|Playing cards]], [[Bionic|Playing sports]], [[Chris and money|Shopping/Antiques]], [[Video games]], Volunteering
 '''Education:''' [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Some college]]
 '''Occupation:''' [[Wendy's|No Answer]]
 '''Income:''' [[Monthly tugboat|No Answer]]
 '''Languages:''' Spanish
 '''Politics:''' Middle of the Road
 '''Sign:''' [[I Got A Fish|Pisces]]
 '''Pets I have:''' [[Cats]], [[Clover and Snoopy|Dogs]]
 '''Pets I like:''' Birds, Fish, Horses

===About my date===
'''Hair:''' Black, Blonde, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Light brown
 '''Eyes:''' [[Heterochromia|No Answer]]
 '''Height:''' 5'0" (152cms) to 5'10" (178cms)
 '''Body type:''' About average, Athletic and toned, Slender
 '''Languages:''' English
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Cherokian|Native American]], [[Chris and race|White / Caucasian]]
 '''Faith:''' No Answer
 '''Education:''' [[High school]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Some college]], [[CADD|Associates degree]], [[Chris and reality|Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral]]
 '''Job:''' No Answer
 '''Income:''' No Answer
 '''[[Tobacky|Smoke]]:''' No Way
 '''[[Alcohol|Drink]]:''' Never
 '''Relationships:''' [[Virgin with rage|Never Married]]
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' [[Reginald Chandler|Definitely]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Someday]]

==cwcvilleguardian profile==
'''"Bless me with your sweetness, and I will do what I can for you."'''

32 year old man
 Advance Mills, [[Virginia]], [[United States]]
 seeking women 25-30
 within 25 miles of [[Ruckersville]], [[VA]]

===His details===

'''Relationships:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' Definitely
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Native American]], White / Caucasian
 '''Body type:''' About average
 '''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)
 '''Religion:''' Christian / Other ''[Note: As of the time of this writing (June 2014), Match.com allows its users to list as their religion four options pertaining to Christianity: "Christian / Catholic," "Christian / LDS," "Christian / Protestant," and "Christian / Other." It's not clear why Chris made this particular choice, but it may be related to a [[Chris and religion|crisis of faith.]] It is also possible that he is not aware that Methodism is a type of Protestantism.]''
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''[[Alcohol|Drink]]:''' [[Chris's Big Night Out|Social Drinker]]

===In his own words===

"I am an all-around, [[Chris and Anger|emotionally]] [[Chris's Room|mature]], [[Gun Comic|good natured]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning autistic]], heterosexual [[tomgirl]] artist. I feel better being treated as a person than some sort of [[Chris|freak]] or something. [[Father Call|I am a good listener]], and sometimes I have to take my time thinking about a topic or issue. I am the [[Things Chris has ripped off|Original Creator]] of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the city of Cwcville, VA. I like making those close to me emotionally happy. Even though, I have been feeling seriously depressed, lonely and having constant heartaches.

I am looking for a woman to be my friend/Sweetheart/Future Wife from the ground up. She should be true and honest in personality, all-around, compassionate, understanding, patient, and [[Chris and Money|financially stable]] [[Chris and Reality|(I get along fair and surviving)]]..

[[Women's Rights|ALL Women interested in me MUST be willing to meet in person/in real life IMMEDIATELY]]; I have had bad online experiences numerously from a lot of fake people. Finding me in Person at my hangout is the best bet; I usually am Very cautious about any and all messages I receive online and I screen my phone calls. AND getting my attention must be direct with a pleasant greeting and introduction.

Please forgive me if I respond coldly or timidly at first, I am very shy, and I am paranoid of most people and the kind of bad person they may be."

'''Sign:''' Pisces

'''Political views:''' Middle of the Road

'''College:''' Piedmont Virginia Community College, Charlottesville, VA

'''For fun:''' "Creating artwork, reflecting/thinking, video games, [[Chris and English|care taking]] [[Barb|my mom]] and our two beagle pups."

'''Pets:''' I have Cats, Dogs

'''Favorite hot spots:''' "I can be found either pondering over tea or coffee at McDonalds, or Burger King, in Ruckersville, or walking once around the nearby Wal-Mart."

'''Favorite things:''' "Sonichu and Rosechu, Mary Poppins (movie), color: blue, most music (jazz, POP and easy listening are cool); I like Britney Spears and Katy Perry (top two favorite artists)."

===More about him===

====Him====

Appearance
 '''Height:''' 5'10" (177cms)
 '''Body type:''' [[Obesity|About average]]
 '''Eyes:''' Blue
 '''Hair:''' Light brown

Lifestyle
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''Drink:''' Social Drinker
 '''Occupation:''' I'll tell you later
 '''Income:''' [[Chris and Money|I'll tell you later]]
 '''Relationship:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Wants kids:''' Definitely

Background / Values
 '''Ethnicity:''' Native American, White / Caucasian
 ''[Under this section, Chris put the following sentence]'': "Part Cherokee, British, French and English."
 '''Faith:''' Christian / Other
 ''[Under this section, Chris put the following sentence]'': "Methodist at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church."
 '''Languages:''' English, Spanish
 '''Education:''' Bachelors degree

====What he is looking for====

Appearance
 '''Height:''' 4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
 '''Body type:''' Slender, About average, Athletic and toned, Full-figured
 '''Eyes:''' No preference
 '''Hair:''' No preference

Lifestyle
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''Drink:''' No preference
 '''Occupation:''' No preference
 '''Income:''' [[Chris and Money|$50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+]]
 '''Relationship:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Wants kids:''' Definitely, Someday

Background / Values
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Niggos|No preference]]
 '''Faith:''' No preference
 '''Languages:''' English
 '''Education:''' No preference

==See also==
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]
*[[Dating profiles]]

==References==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Love Quest]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Rosechu

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:''This article is about the character. For the general species of female OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]].''

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Rosechu Original.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Rosechu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 22 December 1988 (in universe)
8 January 1992 ([[Sonichu 15]])

22 December 2000 (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female (transgender)
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'8" (142 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 90 lbs (41 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Luxray (father), Raichu (mother)
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosey]] or [[Raichu]]
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| [[Vamprosa]] or [[The Incredible Lioness]]
|-
|}

'''Rosechu''' (pronounced "rose'chu" ([ˈroːztʃu]) in canon;<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu's CWCipedia Page]</ref> ro'-za-chu ([ˈrozətʃu]) in the [[Audiobooks]]) is the second [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], and the girlfriend-turned-wife of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

As the primary <del>male</del> female character in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe, she represents Chris's idea of a perfect woman, which unsurprisingly amounts to a bleating wall-eyed semen receptacle with no personality. Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's [[Pickle|pickle]], posting nude photos of herself on the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[Women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as "father" (or more likely "papa"), just like Sonichu.
Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[Pickle|penis]].

==Development==

{{quote|Pink Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. The original cutie. She is Sonichu’s girlfriend. Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews2.htm ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #2]}}

Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]]. Having first created [[Sonichu]], he would inevitably have to turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added. Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some drama and comedy, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.

Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and does not need to, as Rosechu falls for him instantly. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner within the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu, the character essentially serves as little more than an [[Kimmi|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|ejaculate]] inside.

As [[Trolls|trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with fervent attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, underwear and cameltoe. This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics. [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, even featuring an instance of Rosechu displaying formidable powers (in an attack which needlessly involved face-to-vagina contact).

Chris developed a biography page for Rosechu and revealed that he had created her on 22 December [[2000]], over nine months after creating Sonichu. Nowhere on the page is there any mention of him using [[Amy Rose]] as a base. It should also be noted that this was done basically out of obligation, as Rosechu (one of the comic's main characters) did not have her own page until [[February 2010]], while [[Simonla]], a rather minor character, had one back in [[December 2009]]. All information on Rosechu was originally to be found in a subsection of Sonichu's page, despite Chris's efforts to imply she is equal to him.

==Early life==

In the [[CWCipedia]] article for Rosechu, Chris gives a rambling, pointless backstory for Rosechu. According to Chris, Rosechu was raised by her parents: fathered by a [[Wikipedia:Luxray|Luxray]] and mothered by a [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]]. The [[Wikipedia:Luxray|Luxray]] hunts and does other masculine activities, while the Raichu stays home and [[Women's rights|cooks dinner]]. Chris gives the small group a family dynamic similar to that of humans (the notion of which is completely ridiculous in the [[Pokémon]] universe). While still a [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]], she was captured by a trainer, separating herself from family (though unlike [[Wild Sonichu]], she expresses no emotion whatsoever about this as an adult).

The Pichu was taken in by [[Wikipedia:Professor Oak|Professor Oak]], a character from the first-generation Pokémon games, and given to [[Kel|Kellie Felix]] as a consolation for not having arrived in time to receive one of the traditional starters. This plot point is stolen directly from the Pokémon anime and ''Pokémon Yellow'', which begin in almost the exact same way.

More extremely dull biographical information ensues, chiefly concerning [[Kel]] gathering a full team of Pokémon. Oddly, every one of her Pokémon has a human nickname ("David," "Ashley", et cetera) but the Pichu is not given a nickname at all. The Pichu that would become Rosechu evolves into a Pikachu at one point, and at level 50 Kel uses a Thunder Stone to force it to evolve into a Raichu
.

It's also interesting to point out that, unlike the other Sonichu/Rosechus in the comic, she is the only one to evolve fully clothed. Sonichu evolved with shoes on (somehow), the others seemed to as well, minus when Chris broke into Angelica's room, giving her shoes and a Scrunchy. When her children evolve, they do not share their mother's magic clothes evolution trait. Before her children, shes the only non-human character to be fully clothed while the other Sonichu/Rosechus run about naked or wear little to no clothing.

==Sexism==

{{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}
Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women and considers them completely different from men, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes. Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent garbage.com]], Chris will only have Rosechu partake in stereotypical female activities. She enjoys "shopping" for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long "girly chats" that can last for hours — as seen with her interaction with Amy Rose, whom according to Chris she does not resemble in any way. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for [[Women's rights]]). Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and playing the damsel in distress and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.

Also worth noting is that, unlike Sonichu, Rosechu didn't fall in love at first glance. According to the [[CWCipedia]], Rosechu only fell in love with Sonichu after he asked her to get him something to eat. [[Women's rights|Subtle]].

Despite being [[Slow in the minds|slower]] than her counterpart,<ref>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref> and rarely showing any usefulness or fighting prowess (merely twice at last count), Chris claims that Rosechu is equal to her heartsweet in every way; she's just always "caught off-guard".<ref>[[Common Questions#30_January_2010]]</ref> This tactfully implies that although Rosechu is as formidable in potential as Sonichu against the forces of evil, she is too incompetent to perform this duty. Logically, since Rosechu was created from Raichu, the evolved form of Pikachu, from which Sonichu was created, she should be stronger than him in basically every regard, but her crippling handicap of being female robs her of this.

It is notable that her nickname is the ''exact same'' as the [[Rosey|baby form]] of her species, in what is totally not an infantilization of her character. To Chris's credit, she probably had the nickname before Chris came up with the Sonee/Rosey idea. Also, this could simply be an emulation of the common term of endearment ''"baby"'' normal people use (but isn't likely to be considering Chris's unoriginality).

==Transgender drama==

{{quote|Okay, who’s Ready to have their minds Totally, Royally F***ed Up? Rosey, our Prime Rosechu, Sweetheart of Sonichu... Was born, as a Pichu, MALE. The D***ed Trolls were correct.|Chris, December 2017}}

[[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's edited "proof" of Rosechu's sex.]]
[[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|The unedited page tells a different story.]]

[[Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|Officially canon]]

On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a [[tomgirl|transwoman]]. The fourth generation of the ''Pokémon'' games introduced a sexually dimorphic feature for [[Raichu]]; female Raichu have rounded tails, whereas the males have a defined point - the latter being the original Raichu design, and as such the design of the Raichu that would become Rosechu. Rather than simply explaining that he had created the character before this gender-specific characteristic existed in the game art, Chris's reaction was to freak out in [[Chris and writing|CAPS LOCK]] and [[12 January 2010#Part 2|scream into his camera]]. This intense reaction, of course, meant that the trolls had found yet another one of Chris's hot-buttons.

Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's transgendered nature before taking further action. He threw together a poorly photoshopped collage, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was female. Unfortunately for Chris, the page in the archives remained unedited. This was pointed out in [[Mailbag 45#Caught in a lie? Just delete the evidence|Mailbag 45]]. Chris responded to the serious accusation of lying to his fans the only way he knew: by deleting the letter. Chris eventually used the obvious defense that the gender differences didn't exist when he drew the page in [[Mailbag 51#Apologizing deeply|Mailbag 51]], when a patient fan explained he should have done that all along.

When Chris created the Rosechu biography page, he mentioned that Rosechu had a blunt tail as a Raichu (contradicting his own art) and that it became pointed because of her transformation.

{{quote|I actually have heard this Fact from Rosechu, Herself; it is Not Fan Input on that.|Chris says Rosechu informed him that she is actually transgender.}}

[[File:Rosechu gender poll results.png|thumb|Official poll results: Rosechu is transgender.]]

On 6 [[December 2017]], Chris took a complete 180 from his original viewpoint and confirmed that Rosechu was, indeed, hatched a male<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Is Rosechu a transwoman?]]</ref>, stealing a plot point from the [http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/85929898301 fan webcomic, ''Rosechu's Story'']. He claims she got an operation on her genitals so that she could give birth to her three children. He then asked his followers to vote on whether she should remain a transwoman or get retconned to being a female from birth again, and they voted 57% to 43% for her to be transgender.

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==Marriage==

[[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]

Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Despite living together and having constant [[Rule 34|sex]], the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves. Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function as a [[Sonee and Rosey]] factory. As of 2009, the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their put-upon-yet-attractive [[Heather Iglesias|Hispanic lesbian nanny]], presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of screwing and saving Chris from the trolls. The eldest, Cera, was already enrolled in elementary school in [[Sonichu 11]], despite being ostensibly two years old.

After having the kids, Rosechu "volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,"<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> which Chris believes is a reversible procedure (it generally is not). Rosechu elects to do this despite the fact that it would be be easier and safer for Sonichu to get a [[Wikipedia:vasectomy|vasectomy]] and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that preventing future children is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's [[Women's rights|self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage]].

==Religion==

She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|unspecified Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should "remember the story of Joseph" (which of the Bible's three Josephs it is unclear) and forgive them. After all, all of the "good guys" of Chris' comic must be like their [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|insane, murderous god]].

However, Rosechu fails to remember the story of Joseph herself when she savagely mauls [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. As proof of her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], Rosechu transforms into [[The Incredible Lioness]], face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting him, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]</ref>

==Campaigner==

Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].

Rosechu has also been known to complain about the "dumb" child pornography laws,<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> mirroring Chris's wish that they be overturned so he can expand his [[Love Quest]] criteria to include children.

With her total lack of personality, rampant promiscuity, violent behaviour and enthusiasm for child pornography, Chris believes Rosechu is the perfect model for young female fans.

In the battle of [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]] she mentions how her glorious body and women's genitals are used to carry her children until they emerge for their "glorious birth". However, Rosechu should not be able to have live births, as every Sonee/Rosey seen was mentioned or shown to have been hatched (minus Sonichu, Rosechu, and Blake). She possibly meant she would lay the eggs- but her wording makes it sound she is able to give live births-what Pokemon cannot do. According to the [[Sonichu_chronology|Sonichu Chronology]], all three of her children were born at this time.

==Obesity==
[[File:Fatrosechu2.jpg ‎|thumb|200px]]

[[Sonichu 12]] features a storyline about Rosechu becoming obese. Chris wrote the plot into the story as a reflection of his relationship with then-sweetheart [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_1#Question_12:_About_the_Rosechu_weight_gain</ref>.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:229-ACRchu.jpg
Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg
Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg
Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg
Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg
Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg
Image:239-RchuWink.jpg
Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg
Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg
Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.
Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!
Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg
Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|[[The Incredible Lioness|Rosechu's final form]], campaigning for [[Women's rights|women's rights]] with facerape.
Image:ECP 00077.jpg|They've fused!
Image:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|In ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:LBPRosechu.jpg|In [[LittleBigPlanet]].
File:Medallions 2.JPG|Rosechu [[medallion]].
File:Lego Rosechu B.jpg|[[LEGO]] Rosechu.
File:Lego Rosechu A.jpg|Rosechu's tail, shaped with great care and attentiveness.
File:WACS 1.JPG|"WACs: Real American Heroines!," offered for sale on [[eBay]].
File:Rosechu tennis 1.JPG|"Sweethearts Playing a Round," another marketed drawing.
File:RosechuAmiiboA.jpg|Rosechu [[Amiibo]], for sale on [[Etsy]].
File:Night Star Rosechu.png|As [[Night Star]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[The Incredible Lioness]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu likes.
*[[Pickle]], a vegetable another Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Rosechus]]

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

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Gtbob122:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally!|Chris, blaming someone's else for [[The Wallflower|his mistakes]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|again]].}}

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|Right|I see London, I see Greece, I see Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]!]]

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by putting on a Scottish kilt, showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Chris and race|insulting]], and being completely incompetent with a [[pocket knife]].

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the Internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of fail that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her pen name '''in the title''', which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.

It is also worth noting that "Brits" is an all-encompassing term for anyone from the [[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|United Kingdom]], which ''includes'' [[Wikipedia:Scotland|Scotland]] and [[Wikipedia:Northern Ireland|Northern Ireland]], as well as [[Wikipedia:England|England]], [[Wikipedia:Wales|Wales]], and a number of outlying territories and islands. This video was released shortly before St. Patrick's Day, which does something to explain the Celtic vibe of the video. Unfortunately, this also implies an [[Naive|ignorance of the]] [[Chris and race|differences between the Scottish and Irish peoples]], of which there are many. He also leaves Wales out entirely; which is ironic, since it's one of ''very'' few countries on the planet that includes people able to naturally pronounce his dumb abbreviation. However, in a case of [[Honor Roll|dumb]] luck that he couldn't have possibly intended, Ireland's Call, the song playing in the background, is actually an anthem for the united Ireland [[Chris and fashion|rugby]] team, created to be inclusive to both Irish Catholics and Northern Irish Protestants, who are of Scottish descent.

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==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|znfqwbnepXc}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

{{quote|Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.'']

TITO. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your--[[Death threats|your days are numbered]]. I have forwarded your admission...to...[the Wallflower], and also the awesome [[gal-pal]] that we know between us, our [[Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]...and also...regain th--regain the love...and trust and friendship...of [the Wallflower].

Either way, you are going down, Tito. 1 way... [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[Butt garments|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] {{RageQuote|'''''2 ways'''''...}} [''He then fiddles with a knife for a good 8 seconds.''] ...or 3! [''He puts the knife on a desk off screen.'']

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me [[Wikipedia:shillelagh|shillelagh]]! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh. Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man!

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't Mess With Me]]|nextlink=[["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]]
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-14]]

Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2018-03-15T00:09:51Z

Gtbob122:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally!|Chris, blaming someone's else for [[The Wallflower|his mistakes]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|again]].}}

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|Right|I see London, I see Greece, I see Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]!]]

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by putting on a Scottish kilt, showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Chris and race|insulting]], and being completely incompetent with a [[pocket knife]].

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the Internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of fail that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her pen name '''in the title''', which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.

It is also worth noting that "Brits" is an all-encompassing term for anyone from the [[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|United Kingdom]], which ''includes'' [[Wikipedia:Scotland|Scotland]] and [[Wikipedia:Northern Ireland|Northern Ireland]], as well as [[Wikipedia:England|England]], [[Wikipedia:Wales|Wales]], and a number of outlying territories and islands. This video was released shortly before St. Patrick's Day, which does something to explain the Celtic vibe of the video. Unfortunately, this also implies an [[Naive|ignorance of the]] [[Chris and race|differences between the Scottish and Irish peoples]], of which there are many. He also leaves Wales out entirely; which is ironic, since it's one of ''very'' few countries on the planet that includes people able to naturally pronounce his dumb abbreviation. However, in a case of [[Honor Roll|dumb luck]] that he couldn't have possibly intended, the song he chose, Ireland's call, is actually an anthem for the united Ireland [[Chris and fashion|rugby]], created to be inclusive to both Irish Catholics and Northern Irish Protestants, who are of Scottish descent.

{{-}}

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|znfqwbnepXc}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

{{quote|Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.'']

TITO. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your--[[Death threats|your days are numbered]]. I have forwarded your admission...to...[the Wallflower], and also the awesome [[gal-pal]] that we know between us, our [[Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]...and also...regain th--regain the love...and trust and friendship...of [the Wallflower].

Either way, you are going down, Tito. 1 way... [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[Butt garments|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] {{RageQuote|'''''2 ways'''''...}} [''He then fiddles with a knife for a good 8 seconds.''] ...or 3! [''He puts the knife on a desk off screen.'']

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me [[Wikipedia:shillelagh|shillelagh]]! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh. Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man!

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't Mess With Me]]|nextlink=[["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]]
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-14]]