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		<title>File:Halva.jpg</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GuarGum: Add information.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Halva''' is a kind of dry, crumbly confectionery popular in the Balkans and the Middle East, made using sesame or sunflower tahini. Whilst halva was likely known during Biblical times, king Solomon is not known to have prophesied about it. The consistency and texture of halva can vary based on its ingredients and the country it's made in.&lt;br /&gt;
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Depicted: Sunflower halva. Not in two halves.&lt;br /&gt;
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''Image used under the CC-BY-SA license, sourced from wikimedia commons: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sonnenblumenhalva_20091117_005.JPG.''&lt;br /&gt;
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''Own work by Wikipedia user Sterilgutassistentin. File rescaled when uploaded here to reduce size.''&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GuarGum</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Larry_Vaughn&amp;diff=309969</id>
		<title>Larry Vaughn</title>
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		<updated>2023-08-02T12:44:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GuarGum: Explaining what the &amp;quot;two halves of halva&amp;quot; might be referring to&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troll}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SonichuPossession}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Larry has made many unsubstantiated claims.&amp;lt;ref group = note&amp;gt;Larry had once claimed in a reddit post that when he visited 14BC, the residence was being cleared out, to which a Kiwi Farms member had also visited and showed disagreement.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|The guy whose behind you may want to kick is @LarryVaughn78; he was the [[ween]] who thought it would be funny to spam scat. But, he is a ween who wants only attention. I understand I am making irony by mentioning him here|Chris on Twitter.&amp;lt;ref name=larry&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Larry Vaughn]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
|name    = Larry Vaughn&lt;br /&gt;
|image    = LarryVaughn.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases  = LAnon&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Miss L&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Daniel Arias&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Danny Boy&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|gender   = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|occupaton = Mayor (former)&lt;br /&gt;
|race     = White&lt;br /&gt;
|nation   = American&lt;br /&gt;
|saga     = {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|praetor|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Larry Vaughn''', also operating under the alias '''Miss L''', is a  troll persona portrayed by Twitter user and furry&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; LarryVaughn78,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/LarryVaughn78&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; who surfaced in [[January 2021]]. He manipulated Chris into sending DMs to Twitter users including rogueManYT,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/RogueManYT/status/1350503363599806467?s=20 (Archive https://archive.fo/dURcr)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; zero_mccall,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/zero_mccall/status/1350173980641132547&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Dubmare&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/Dubmare/status/1350302410837782529&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; on 14 January 2021 containing bizarre sexual and religious statements, including a &amp;quot;ciphered message&amp;quot; of a quote of perverse sexual fantasies from serial killer {{w|Albert Fish}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://davidmalocco.wordpress.com/2015/05/08/albert-h-fish-1870-1936-serial-killer/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The persona of &amp;quot;Larry Vaughn&amp;quot; is derived from a supporting character from the first two ''{{w|Jaws (film)|Jaws}}'' films: he is the [[Mayor|mayor]] of the town beset by shark attacks, whose unwise governing decisions end up costing lives.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://jaws.fandom.com/wiki/Larry_Vaughn&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Vaughn's introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|The Vaughn Interlude}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:LAnon Gifts.jpg|thumb|200px|Vaughn's gifts to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 3 January 2021, Chris received an introductory letter and gifts from &amp;quot;LAnon&amp;quot;, a group posed by Vaughn which claimed to be an organization that could see into other [[dimensions]]. He also received text messages from Vaughn's character Miss L, who claimed to be part of the group. Chris was a bit skeptical, but because Vaughn had stroked his ego by buying him gifts he wasn't willing to dismiss LAnon completely. Chris consulted with the [[Watchmen]], who tried to talk him out of engaging with LAnon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being warned, Chris proceeded to walk straight into Vaughn's trap and followed his instruction to send the perverted Albert Fish quote to various Twitter users.&lt;br /&gt;
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==DMs==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cipher.jpg|thumb|200px|The &amp;quot;ciphered message&amp;quot; Chris was told to send.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCVaughnFishquotes.png|thumb|200px|Vaughn persuading Chris to send the quotes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8321436&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
===rogueManYT===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey there. Mr. Vaughn sent me. How are you doing?}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|I am feeling well and good. I'm messaging you because I've heard you've had some experience in interdimensional travel as Chris, herself, has. Like you've at least [[Astral projection|astral projected]] and visited the [[dimension]] where yours and others' [[OC]]s reside in.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if you'd like, I'd be willing to be on one of your livestreams as a goodwill address.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|I have a ciphered message for you:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me when you want to do #2. I will take you over my knees, pull up your clothes, take down your drawers and hold my mouth to your sweet honey fat - ass holes and xxx xxxx xxx Eat your sweet Peanut Butter and as it comes out fresh and hot. That is how they do it in Hollywood. You wont need toilet paper to wipe your sweet pretty fat ass as I shall eat it all xxx xxx xx xxx of it then lick your sweet ass clean with my tongue.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===zero_mccall===&lt;br /&gt;
Messages sent to zero_mccall.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/KingBlackBun/status/1350173980641132547 / https://archive.ph/XSwSR&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey there. Miss L. sent me. How are you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pardon, me, I meant Mr. Vaughn}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|I'm alright, Idk who those people are}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|LAnon?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Whose LAnon?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|Oh well, that's not important at the moment.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Alright then, so wassup?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|I'm messaging you because you've had some experience in interdimensional travel as Chris, herself, has?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|The interdimensional travel as Chris?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, like you've at least astral projected and visited the dimension where yours and others' OCs reside in.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Imma be real with you, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking abou&lt;br /&gt;
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Are you asking if I ever thought about being my OC?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|In the darkness of the world, the end of An Age Unknown, the Two Halves of [[:File:Halva.jpg|Halva]] Becometh One. Let the Light Divide the Conquest the Receding Darkly Gloom, the Birds in The aether and the Fish in the Sea rejoice with the Sun Son. King Solomon Bekons Forth to Ophir!}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|........what?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Dubmare===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey there. Mr. Vaughn sent me. How are you doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have a ciphered message for you:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me when you want to do #2. I will take you over my knees, pull up your clothes, take down your drawers and hold my mouth to your sweet honey fat - ass holes and xxx xxxx xxx Eat your sweet Peanut Butter and as it comes out fresh and hot. That is how they do it in Hollywood. You wont need toilet paper to wipe your sweet pretty fat ass as I shall eat it all xxx xxx xx xxx of it then lick your sweet ass clean with my tongue.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Various Unknown Others===&lt;br /&gt;
While these three Twitter accounts are the only ones known to have publicly leaked Chris's DMs to them, the redacted contents of the LAnon letter&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:VaughnInterlude 03January2021 4.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Miss L texts&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Miss L Texts 3.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; indicate that Vaughn instructed Chris to contact at least ''19'' other accounts, if not more, be they on Twitter on otherwise. What exactly Chris wrote to them, if anything, remains unknown, although it was likely just more of the &amp;quot;ciphered message&amp;quot; quoted from Albert Fish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Follow-up response==&lt;br /&gt;
After the Twitter users leaked the messages, Chris gave a cryptic response to rogueManYT:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|I will own up to this: yes, this was a voluntary mistake and mishap that I, personally, did indeed participate in. Need no worry; this matter is personally being dealt with. I apologize for this sequence in this event. ⚡⚡&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We were testing the waters of the individual and confirming the foreseen details of his intentions and relations with the individuals involved. We have our answers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Poop DMs]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In private chats with the [[Watchmen]], Chris was too proud to admit he had been fooled and claimed it had been part of his master plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|It may only seem we played into their hands, but in reality and ultimately, their justice will be served upon them.|Chris to the Watchmen.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Vaughn Interlude]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The Watchmen again tried to tell him to ignore Vaughn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Feeding the troll==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris continued giving attention to Vaughn. On 22 January, he tagged Vaughn's Twitter handle with a lengthy rant about him.&amp;lt;ref name=larry&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On 25 January, he replied to a comment from Vaughn which made fun of Chris's &amp;quot;word soup&amp;quot; ranting style:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#More Larry Vaughn]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, you like word soup, huh? Well, how’s this for some words. Your little stunt is child’s play, [[Hypocrisy|NEET]]. We’re done with you. [[Messiah complex|Your punishment is being served to you.]] You did this to yourself, dude. Suffice to say, you should have appreciated your blessings.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 29 January, Chris again responded to more of Vaughn's ribbing.&amp;lt;ref name=punch&amp;gt;[[January 2021 social media posts#Punched in the gut]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Vaughn stated:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|Child's play, and yet you went along with it. Think about that.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's comeback was:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxyellow|Did I, though?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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When another Twitter user pointed out that, in fact, he had, and pointed out the flaws in Chris's fantasy [[coping]] mechanisms, Chris shot back:&amp;lt;ref name=punch&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|You are about to get punched in the gut around your [[PsychicPowers|Root and/or Sacral chakra points]] around the time you read this, @Abel_0888}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Vaughn's failed plans==&lt;br /&gt;
As seen in text messages Vaughn sent to an unknown third party and posted by Chris to Twitter,&amp;lt;ref name=larry&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; he had a collection of ways in which he wanted to troll Chris. Most of these ideas had already been done by the trolls of years passed, such as posing as a [[List of Chris's sweethearts|sweetheart]] and making Chris [[Ohio trip|drive to a location]]. Vaughn would pull a page out of the [[Idea Guys]]' manual and use the threat of a bunch of fictional characters which Chris believes are real to blackmail him into being his plaything. Chris would have to contact [[Null]] and ask him if he and [[Praetor]] could accompany him to Disneyworld in Florida. On the way there, each &amp;quot;[[Transgender|male identifying]] member&amp;quot; would take a shit in a Buc-ee's urinal. How Vaughn thought any of this would work is a complete mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thankfully, because [[Mass debating|he shot his load]] too early with the scat DMs, Vaughn's plans never came to fruition, although the person behind him is still at large and will most likely continue to be a massive [[Autism|autist]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Vaughn vs. Praetor vs. The Watchmen==&lt;br /&gt;
On 11 [[February 2021]], Vaughn made a [[Kiwi Farms]] account&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/members/larry-vaughn.78927/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and started posting in a recently-created thread dedicated to discussion about [[The Place chats (February 2021)]]|Chris's use of a taser and Praetor's involvement in the affair]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The Watchman [[Naught]] had been leaking several [[Taser Discussion|tidbits of information]] about this event, going so far as to dox Caden Peck, the leader of Praetor,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8300206&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Vaughn decided to join in. After being prompted by another user, he made several unsubstantiated claims about Praetor, including that they allegedly tried to involve him in their business efforts and that they approved of some of Vaughn's trolling plans, even being willing to finance the trip that Vaughn wanted Chris to take to Florida.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8320971&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He followed this up by posting numerous screenshots of his conversations with Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8321436&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; then further doxxing Caden by posting his phone number.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8321457&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps not wanting Vaughn to get away with his trolling attempts unscathed, Naught responded to this by posting Vaughn's supposed real name as it was given to Chris, as well as his phone number,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8326322&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; both of which Vaughn dismissed as fake.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8328389&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Upon further interrogation by Naught on his motives, Vaughn then claimed that he wanted to try and get Chris to end his belief in the [[Merge|merge]] or get help (a statement that seems at odds with his actions), which then shifted into a desire to make Praetor look incompetent, because he believed them to be &amp;quot;fucking nuts.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/post-8331746&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Text messages==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Larry Vaughn DMs}}&lt;br /&gt;
Vaughn and Chris also communicated with texts, which Vaughn later leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
Posted by Chris to Twitter, the screenshots are apparently of Vaughn laying out additional troll schemes to a third party.&amp;lt;ref name=larry&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:January22TextMessages1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:January22TextMessages2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:January22TextMessages3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:January22TextMessages4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:January22RansomLetter1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:January22RansomLetter2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:January22RansomLetter3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Notes}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Vaughn}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WatchmenSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PraetorSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>File:Halva.jpg</title>
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		<updated>2023-08-02T12:40:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GuarGum: Sunflower halva. Not in two halves.

Image used under the CC-BY-SA license, sourced from wikimedia commons: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sonnenblumenhalva_20091117_005.JPG
Own work by Wikipedia user Sterilgutassistentin. File rescaled by yours truly to reduce size.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Sunflower halva. Not in two halves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image used under the CC-BY-SA license, sourced from wikimedia commons: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sonnenblumenhalva_20091117_005.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Own work by Wikipedia user Sterilgutassistentin. File rescaled by yours truly to reduce size.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GuarGum</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:GuarGum&amp;diff=265295</id>
		<title>User:GuarGum</title>
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		<updated>2021-08-26T20:02:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GuarGum: Got to emulate Chris for a bit and reveal some personal information&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Eurofag}} {{Christian}} {{Orthodox}} {{JERK}} {{ClassicChris}} {{GrammarNazi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GuarGum</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dungeons_and_Dragons&amp;diff=265294</id>
		<title>Dungeons and Dragons</title>
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		<updated>2021-08-26T19:34:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GuarGum: Added some more information regarding the mechanical problems with his sheet. Amended one error.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am making good progress on my D&amp;amp;D Sheet. Also, on average, a Sonichu or Rosechu can run about 765 mph, and I did the math to figure out how that translates into feet per Breath. We and Sonic can [[Sonichu's Edge|dash over 3,700 feet in a single breath]]. I did this on my own merit and skill.😊|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1223076163595186177&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris Chan Sonicleric.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris Chan Sonicleric as a [[TSSSF]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Dungeons and Dragons''' is a popular fantasy role-playing game, considered the father of modern RPGs. Chris picked up interest in the game during Winter of 2019 after [[ProjectSNT]] cited it as inspiration for her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He tried to convince local card game shop [[The End Games]] to unban him in order for him to learn to play (while insisting that their meetup group at a local restaurant was not good enough); however the shop stood their ground.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The End Games#Demands to be unbanned]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris eventually learned to play from a local group of what he believes to be are friends.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#D&amp;amp;D]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Dimensional beliefs==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|[[Polyamorous marriage|We]], personally, are in of need of better help in [[1218|this restrictive Dimension]] that has been now getting in-flowing Magics and Powers now, and better so, Presently. I need the help that ONLY the staff and past/present patrons of [[The End Games|@TheEndGames]] can provide.|Chris claims learning how to play D&amp;amp;D will assist with the Dimensional Merge.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In order to rationalize his [[Chris and anger|triggering]] over ProjectSNT's redesigns, Chris dreamed up the [[CS-89]] dimension [[ProjectSNT#Rationalizations and attempts to get SNT to respond|in a meditation session]] on 11 [[December 2019]]. Dimension CS-89 is supposedly the Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons-esque version of [[C-197]] that is home to Plutia and Peashy from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', the redesigns, and Chris's D&amp;amp;D character, Chris Chan Sonicleric. &lt;br /&gt;
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In his tweets, Chris believed that his triggering was caused by a disturbance in the CS-89 dimension. What kind of &amp;quot;disturbance&amp;quot; hasn't been disclosed by Chris, but he stated migrations of peoples and items from CS-89, alongside entire dungeons via heavy magic, came into C-197. Chris also came into the dimension as a Cleric to prevent &amp;quot;something really bad&amp;quot; from happening. Neither that nor how the migrations to C-197 worked have been disclosed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also claims that Dungeons and Dragons is one of the events that will lead to the [[Dimensional Merge]].&amp;lt;ref name=merge&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1224601569393553409&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Character sheet==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris posted an in-progress character sheet to Twitter on 30 January 2020. As with his [[art]], the sheet is written in pen. A few entries are corrected with Wite-Out tape.&lt;br /&gt;
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He considers work on the sheet to be [[meditation]].&amp;lt;ref name=merge&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+CLASS &amp;amp; LEVEL&lt;br /&gt;
|Cleric Ranger 23&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+BACKGROUND&lt;br /&gt;
|Mix&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+RACE&lt;br /&gt;
|Sonichu/Human&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ALIGNMENT&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Law|Neutral Good]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+INITIATIVE&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;+3&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+SPEED&lt;br /&gt;
|3,736 Feet&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+HIT DICE&lt;br /&gt;
|1d8 + 1d10&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ATTACKS AND SPELLCASTING&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! NAME&lt;br /&gt;
! ATK BONUS&lt;br /&gt;
! DAMAGE/TYPE&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Pocket knife|Longsword]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|1d8 Slashing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Crossbow, Hand&lt;br /&gt;
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|1d6 Piercing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Dual Shortsword&lt;br /&gt;
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|2d6 Piercing&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+FEATURES AND TRAITS&lt;br /&gt;
|Shelter of the Faithful, By Popular Demand, Rustic Hospitality, Guild Membership, Discovery, Position of Privilege, Researcher&lt;br /&gt;
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Transform Bonuses;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Pokémon|Mega Evolving]] with C.C. [[Sonichite]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses (super).&lt;br /&gt;
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7 [[Sonic|Chaos Emerald]] transform to Hyper [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] adds +10 to ALL Bonuses.&lt;br /&gt;
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Going HDD To [[CPU Blue Heart]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses. &lt;br /&gt;
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* I can't be Mega Evolved and Hyper Form at the same time&lt;br /&gt;
* I can be Mega Evolved OR Hyper Form while in either Normal Sonichu Form or CPU Form. Bonuses get combined in this instance (of CPU and Mega or Hyper).&lt;br /&gt;
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Single Transformation lasts for one action.&lt;br /&gt;
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Giant Killer, Steel Will, Land's Stride, Dual Wielder. Athlete,&lt;br /&gt;
Elemental Adept, Observant, War Caster, Spellcasting (Cleric + Ranger), Divine Domain (Knowledge, Life, Light), Channel Divinity, Turn/Destroy Undead (3) Divine Intervention, Favored Enemy, Natural Mountain Explorer, Two-Weapon Fighting&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+EQUIPMENT&lt;br /&gt;
|Longsword, Shield, Chain Shirt, Two Short-swords, Hand Crossbow, 20 Crossbow Bolts, Travelers Clothes, [[Sonichu Medallion]], C.C. [[Sonichite]], [[Magic stones|Celestial key]], Magic Wand, Magic Amp, [[Fanta|Elixer Bottle]], Pen, [[Magic Stones]];&lt;br /&gt;
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Backpack: Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, 50' Rope, 2 Spellbooks, 10 Potions, Painter Supplies, Blanket, DayRations (5), Mess Kit, Waterskin, Note Case, Signet Ring, Small Knife, Dice &amp;amp; Cards, Guild Letter&lt;br /&gt;
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File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:D&amp;amp;D character sheet3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--The character is a level 15 cleric, level 8 ranger. Remember this before you add an incorrect flaw. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
===Flaws===&lt;br /&gt;
Fans noted several flaws with Chris's character sheet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Broken character.&lt;br /&gt;
*Abilities which don't exist in D&amp;amp;D, such as Mega-evolving from ''[[Pokémon]]'', with no homebrew explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nonsensical speed. A single round of D&amp;amp;D lasts six seconds in-game. An average player moves 30 feet (9 metres) in that time, while Chris's character moves 3,700 feet (1.1 km) in that time.&lt;br /&gt;
*Starting at level 23, a level higher than god characters, quite fitting for his [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|delusions]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Level 20 is the highest a player character can attain in the game, making this particularly ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;
** His tally marks specify he's taken 15 levels of cleric and 8 levels of ranger, which makes him miss out on the best cleric features and spells (levels 17-20).&lt;br /&gt;
*Only has 2 hit dice. A level 23 character would be expected to have a cumulative total of 23 hit dice (a number of d8s equal to his cleric levels, and a number of d10s matching his ranger levels).&lt;br /&gt;
*Prioritizing fluff about the character over skills, stats or feats.&lt;br /&gt;
*Attempt to homebrew a custom race (Sonichu).&lt;br /&gt;
*Overpowered transformation ability, also non-existent in normal D&amp;amp;D, giving himself a +5 or +10 bonus (cumulative with his other custom-made abilities), enough to make it so that he would never lose at dice rolls.&lt;br /&gt;
** A level 20 character usually has a +11 bonus to actions he's proficient in; Chris's special extra bonuses could bump that to +21 or more, making even &amp;quot;difficult&amp;quot; tasks, which usually require a roll of at least 20, impossible to fail.&lt;br /&gt;
*Insufficient equipment, weapons, or money. He's only listed starting equipment befitting a level 1 character; his 50 gold pieces are also a far cry from what can be expected from a level 20 character.&lt;br /&gt;
**He's used all of his 5 opportunities to increase his stats to take feats instead (Dual Wielder, Athlete, Elemental Adept, Observant, and War Caster), which means his core abilities (e.g. Dexterity, Constitution, and Wisdom, the latter especially important for clerics) are exactly the same as a level 1 character's.&lt;br /&gt;
**His &amp;quot;dual shortsword&amp;quot; is listed as doing 2d6 damage. A shortsword deals 1d6 damage, and dual-wielding two of them only allows you to make an additional attack, it doesn't give you an extra damage die. Additionally, you don't need to take the Dual Wielder feat to use two shortswords to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris listed a &amp;quot;Magic Wand&amp;quot; without specifying what it is, which is pointless for one of two reasons:&lt;br /&gt;
** A wand can be used as a &amp;quot;focus&amp;quot; by sorcerers, warlocks, and wizards, but neither by rangers nor by clerics (rangers may not use foci or use a druidic focus; clerics use holy symbols, which a medallion could technically be, as harrowing as that thought is), making a wand useless for him.&lt;br /&gt;
** Alternatively, he might have meant a particular type of wand, which means he did so without understanding they are created with one particular spell in them. This suggests that he doesn't understand the difference between an arcane focus and a magical wand. This also shows that when he selected the item he did it without paying anything or even looking in a book, because wands are always listed with their spell and a price based on the power of that spell.&lt;br /&gt;
** In either case, he has a stick he can't use for anything. It's also worth noting that a &amp;quot;magic amp&amp;quot; is not a thing in D&amp;amp;D; in a similar manner, his two random spellbooks are nothing he can actually use, as only wizards rely on spellbooks.&lt;br /&gt;
*He has the &amp;quot;Shelter of the Faithful&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;By Popular Demand&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Rustic Hospitality&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Guild Membership&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Discovery&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Position of Privilege&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sage&amp;quot; features, which implies he took SEVEN backgrounds ([[Religion|Acolyte]], [[Music|Entertainer]], [[Ego|Folk Hero]], [[Art|Guild Artisan]], [[Reality|Hermit]], [[Anne Boleyn|Noble]] and [[Chris_and_oratory|Sage]]) instead of the permitted ONE.&lt;br /&gt;
*Clerics are only permitted one Divine Domain. Chris has chosen three (Knowledge, Life and Light).&lt;br /&gt;
*Has written down the Favoured Enemy ranger feature, but hasn't actually chosen a favoured enemy (a type of monster to gain benefits against); conversely, he hasn't written down his ranger archetype (Hunter) at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*A completely new player that isn't [[slow in the minds]] can be briefly overwhelmed when first playing a level 1 character. Giving a greenhorn some ridiculous feature-laden &amp;quot;level 23&amp;quot; character guarantees he'll have no idea what's going on in the game, especially if he happens to be Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Hobbies]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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