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United States of America

2017-04-09T09:00:56Z

GuyWithShitOpinions: Added another instance of Chris' lack of patriotism

{{Quote|"Hail thee, to the president, by gah ... her 'tis of thee..." 
Okay, [[Honor roll|I don't know the words]], but I am being patriotic here!|Chris<ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>}}
[[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|Christian's primary thoughts on the USA.]]

[[Chris]] is a citizen of the '''United States of America''', a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world.

Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his [[Twin Falling Towers|actions]] [[Calling Out|are]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|often]] [[Chris and the Law|very]] [[Monthly tugboat|obviously]] [[Pmurt|contrary]] to these claims.

==Politics==
{{main|Chris and politics}}
[[File:Cwcflag1.png|thumb|Christian's DEEPER thoughts on the USA.]]

At a glance, Chris's sense of politics seem very inconsistent; on some issues, he takes a very [[Wikipedia:Conservatism in the United States|conservative]] stance, on others a very [[Wikipedia:Liberalism in the United States|liberal]] one. While many people have an independent or bipartisan opinion, one has to realize the true nature of Chris's decision-making: that Chris doesn't favor what's good for the working class, or America, or the world, but rather what's good for Chris. As such, he's against gay marriage because he hates da [[homos]], and supported [[Barack Obama]] because he "saw himself in him".<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>

Another political insight is the vague statement "I agree with gun control.",<ref>[[Mailbag 4]]</ref> despite Chris's numerous [[death threats]] and [[Sonichu Special 4|vigilante plans]] that would require a firearm. Soon after, he clarified that he supports abortion,<ref>[[Mailbag 20]]</ref> undoubtedly to show his appreciation for [[women's rights]].

Chris proclaims himself to be a "moderate."<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe]]</ref> While typically this simply means not having extreme or overly partisan political beliefs, he takes this as a general-purpose response to all questions about politics, including ones that have no defined middle path. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the [[Mailbags]], where Chris will often dodge giving his opinion on issues ''every'' voter should have an opinion on, simply because ''he has no opinion'', though he did vote for [[Obama]] in 2008 and 2012.

{{Quote|I disagree with more of the [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (US)|Republican]]'s views than the [[Wikipedia:Democratic Party (US)|Democrats]]. As for [[Wikipedia:Iraq War troop surge of 2007|the troop surge]], I don't really care much for war, especially if it's [[Death threats|over some petty disagreement]], but regardless of the surge's success or failure, [[Chris and English|I feel at least half of the sent troops should not be pulled back to stand their ground]].|Chris, [[Mailbag 15#Everything in moderation|Mailbag 15]]}}

Chris doesn't react well in situations where he absolutely has to make a choice ([[Julie]] or [[PSN]]?<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>), and seems easily persuaded on matters that he doesn't really have a stake on. As a result, he often comes across like a weathervane, just repeating whatever opinion has most recently lodged itself in his head. His frequently vacillating opinion about Obama is a good example of this; he first parroted what [[Bob|his father]] had told him about it, then he changed his mind because of a documentary, and then he reverted his opinion because of his father again.

Chris's political stances became both more consistent and extreme at the outset of the [[Tomgirl Saga]]. This is likely a blend of his worldview changing with his new adopted gender identity and also the passing of Bob, leaving him with no omnipresent conservative voice to sway him. By the time of the 2016 presidential elections, Chris had become a vocal [[Wikipedia:Democratic Party (US)|Democrat]]. He does remain largely self-serving in his outlook however: he now ardently supports LGBTQ initiatives but qualifies his commitment with his dislike of gay men (rendering his support disingenuous at best). His financial woes have also made politics related to welfare and state support a focus for him but he never forms thoughts on the subject beyond the vague belief that one party or the other is inherently good. Like many things with Chris, his outlook on politics is unbridled by civility or even common sense. In November 2016 Chris went so far as to openly call for the assassination of president-elect Donald Trump, something even the most die-hard liberal politico would consider madness to say aloud.

==Understanding of government==
[[File:CWCVilleTrueFlag.png|thumb|What Christian's ideas actually amount to in [[Chris and reality|reality]].]]

Chris's grasp of how the government works, much like Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] as a whole, is very tenuous. One of the most telling examples of this is his ignorant stance on taxation and [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]]. Because Chris is jobless, he pays no taxes. However, he still thinks of himself as a contributing member of society, because he pays [[Wikipedia:Sales taxes in the United States|sales taxes]] on the massive amount of crap he buys.

{{Quote|[[Chris and money|My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well.... I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well.]]|Chris, [[Honor roll|being wrong]].<ref>[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]</ref>.}}

It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the federal government pays him and the amount he gives back to the economy via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand that, in the USA, sales taxes are collected by state and local governments, while his Social Security Disability check comes from the federal government.

Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. Chris, however, would like it to be a totalitarianism and ideally to be the one running it, allowing him to enforce his deranged fantasies on the American populus:

{{Quote|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.|Chris.<ref> [[Common Questions#28 December 2009]]</ref>}}

The facts that this would neither help the country in any way nor be even remotely possible to put into practice are not ones Chris considers important. Chris's reasoning is simply that since he wants a [[sweetheart]], ''everybody'' must want a sweetheart, and if everybody wants a sweetheart, the government needs to make it happen. Similarly, since he is uncomfortable with gays personally, every single gay person in the country must be forced into a heterosexual lifestyle.

Over the years, Chris has proposed a large number of laws, even sending letters to President [[Barack Obama]] demanding legislation against [[trolls]] and [[homos]]. This is completely futile for myriad reasons, but two are most pressing: one, the President of the United States has much more pressing concerns than making an insane manchild in Ruckersville, VA, happy, and two, the US President ''can't make laws''. Separation of powers and checks and balances in government are concepts Chris has no time for — [[CWCville]], after all, is a hereditary dictatorship.

Oddly, the closest analog for how Chris views his government is how Chris views his [[Chris and religion|religion]]. He treats both the U.S. government and [[God]] as things that can be completely ignored unless he has a personal problem, at which point they should immediately act as instruments of his will. He believes that both have a deeply vested interest in himself, often at the expense of everybody else.

== Chris on patriotism ==
As established, Chris has a very [[naïve]] view of American politics and how the federal government operates. Despite these setbacks, Chris has developed a unique brand of patriotism he brings up quite often, usually either in [[Father Call|defense of his character]] or dehumanization of his [[Trolls|enemies]]. As a result, these stabs at [[Wikipedia:Jingoism|jingoism]] often feel forced or out of place. Chris has utilized this tactic in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], with the iconic "Clarksville Address":

{{quote|Yes, sir, my loving, caring [[Sweetheart]] and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it would be removed from the internet for good. For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.|[[Sonichu]], on Chris's batshit insane claim that insulting him means you hate America.<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref>}}

[[Image:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|thumb|left|Chris bastardizing the American flag with his [[Chris and fashion|favorite shirt]].]]

In the above statement, the central flaw in Chris's reasoning is displayed - the belief [[Song of Christian|his problems are analogous with the problems of every American]]. Therefore, if [[ED]] satirizes ''him'', they insult ''all'' U.S. citizens. This would become something of a recurring theme, with a later video claiming that any attack on Chris or [[CWCville|his fictional "utopia"]] was equivalent to mocking any 'C-ville' in America.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> On a shallower level, it's an obvious ploy for sympathy, a façade of reasonable nationalism that aims to make him the 'good guy', and by extension, [[Jason]] the 'bad guy'. Thus, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what will win him [[Scale of Respect|respect]] and reprieve.

His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his tendency to [[Twin Falling Towers|mock national tragedies]] and his [[Chris and music|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the opposite effect.

However, his bumbling enthusiasm isn't reserved for the USA alone. Like many Americans, Chris has contrived of a highly dubious ancestry for himself, starting from [[Anne Boleyn]], a Queen of England who was executed in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1536]]. This was almost instantly proven false when her ultimate descendant Queen Elizabeth I, also known as [[Virgin with rage|"The Virgin Queen"]], died in 1603, childless. Then Chris tried in vain to co-opt British, Scottish, and Irish national sentiment in his kilt-clad tirade against [[Surfshack Tito]]<ref>[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]</ref> as a means of intimidation. Also, while not a standard country per se, he also evoked his relation to the Cherokee nation in his infamous [[War Paint Video]]. Finally, Chris attempts to use the fact that February 24 is Mexico's Flag Day to justify [[Christian Love Day|turning his own birthday into a holiday]]; an ''American'' holiday. Note that all of these cases, Chris's total ignorance of other nations means he fails spectacularly at representing them and appearing patriotic.
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==Chris for President?==
[[File:Idealworld.jpg|thumb|Christian's [[CWCville|promised America]].]]

In an [[October 2010]] video, Chris outlined what he would do if he were elected President. He declared he would [[Chris and money|cut taxes in half]], build "soup hotels", give [[Merried Seinor Comic|senior citizens]] increased funds for medications and special services, [[Sonichu Special 4|restrict guns to law enforcement personnel only]], [[homos|allow gay marriage]], and [[TrollBusters|form a special police force that focuses entirely on capturing Internet trolls.]]<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref>

Aside from his failure to deliver a good speech, this video also showcases his complete and utter ignorance of how government and taxes work. Building luxury hotels for the homeless<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref> and increasing social security for [[Bob Chandler|senior citizens]] would cost a gigantic amount of money to do, yet he also proposes cutting taxes in half (again thinking that all tax is federally mandated), thus also reducing the amount of money the government can spend in half. Given that Chris probably has [[Honor roll|no knowledge of economics]], he likely assumes that money can be printed endlessly without fear of inflation.

Chris's restrictions of guns to professionals only is a blatant violation of the [[Wikipedia:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution|Second Amendment]], which explains the right of American citizens to own a wide array of weaponry can never be infringed. While there are certain restrictions on who can own a gun and what types, generally differing on the state level, a flat-out ban on weapons would be found unconstitutional. Then again, Chris isn't exactly big on [[Homos|respecting]] [[Asperchu|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|rights]] [[Mailbag 31|of]] [[Niggos|others.]]

His departure from his previous stance on gay marriage is surprising, but then again, he was influenced by [[Jackie]] when he made the video. Despite his decree of equal rights, he does finish up his point by imploring [[Homos|gays]] to [[Sex tape|"keep it to yourselves in your room, just don't force it upon everybody."]] Meanwhile, Chris can [[Fridays After Five|flaunt his depravity]] in public to his heart's content.

While taxes, government spending, gay marriage and gun control are all big issues, Chris finishes up his video by proposing his most important change: the establishment of a special [[TrollBusters]] unit of [[Chris and the Law|law enforcement]], apparently dedicated to finding trolls who make fun of people online, and incarcerating them. While a cybercrimes unit already exists for the FBI, they spend their time pursuing actual criminals like [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and scam artists, not people who make fun of fat manbabies online.

Chris was also asked in [[Mailbag 55]] to list the laws he would like to see put in place. As well as stating that he wants a ban on smoking, he also wishes for all men to wear a [[muscle bra]] and that all women who are currently in a relationship should be forced to wear a ring. Not only are such laws inane and draconian, the latter two would only help [[Chris and His Ego|Chris' ego]] and nobody else.

Also, the fact that Chris is willing to suspend constitutional rights and spend countless theoretical millions to incarcerate people that make fun of him on the Internet is proof that Chris is neither a Republican or Democrat, capitalist or socialist, right-wing or left-wing, authoritarian or libertarian, liberal or conservative, communist or fascist, elitist or egalitarian, individualist or collectivist, religious or secular, extremist or moderate - or really any political stripe at all. His politics truly begin and end with him alone.

==Sources==
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==See also==
*''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]''
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[TrollBusters]]
*[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
*[[Sonichu 8]]

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CWCALICIOUS

2017-02-13T23:15:33Z

GuyWithShitOpinions: buttz

"'''CWCALICIOUS'''" (pronounced "quick-alicious"?) is a song by [[Chris]]'s second group [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], and is the 13th track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]''. It is a cover of the song "[[Wikipedia:Fergalicious|Fergalicious]]" by [[Wikipedia:Fergie (singer)|Fergie]].

Please note the [[Chris and English#Spelling|spelling errors.]] Also, despite the title, Chris never sings "CWCalicious" in the song.

== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCALICIOUS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AY5zIbM0RR4}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Boys Boys Boys v2]]
| next = [[Thriller]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===

Listen up y'all cause this is it 
[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|The beat that I'm bangin']] is delicious 

Fergalicious definition 
Make them girls go loco 
They want my treasure 
So they get their pleasures from [[Tomgirl Pictures|my photo]] 

You can see me, you can't squeeze me 
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy 
I got reasons why I tease 'em 
[[Sweetheart|Girls]] just come and go like seasons 

Fergalicious 
So del...[''loses track''] 
But I ain't [[For Julie's Eyes Only|promiscuous]] 
And if you was suspicious 
All that [[Chris and censorship|BEEP]] is fictitious 

[[CWC's Message for Ivy|I blow kisses]] 
That puts them girls on rock, rock 
And they be linin' down the block 
Just to watch [[Nudes|what I got]] 

So delicious 
It's hot, hot 
So delicious 
I put them girls on rock, rock 
So delicious 
They want a taste of what I got 
I'm Fergalicious 
[[Semen|T-t-tasty, tasty]] 

Fergalicious def- 
Fergalicious def- 
Fergalicious def- 

Fergalicious definition 
Make them girls go crazy 
They always claim they know me 
Comin' to me call me [''stutters''] Stacy 

I'm the F to the E, to the G, the I, to the E 
And can't no other girls put it down like me 

I'm Fergalicious 
So delicious 
My body stay vicious 
[[Pokemon|I be up in the gym]] 
[[Guitar Hero|Just]] [[30 Push-Ups|workin']] [[A Workout|on]] [[100 2278|my]] [[11042009 51 50|fitness]] 

She's my witness 
I put yo' girl on rock on rock 
And he be linin' down the block 
Just to watch what I got 

So delicious 
It's hot, hot, hot 
So delicious 
I put them girls on rock 
So delicious 
They want a taste of what I got 
I'm Fergalicious 
Hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out 

Baby, baby, baby 
If you really want me 
Honey, get some [[Stress|patience]] 
Maybe then you'll get a taste 

Of my tasty, tasty 
I'll be laced with lacey 
It's so tasty, tasty 
It'll make you crazy 

T, to the-, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you're tasty 
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-E, girl you so tasty 
D, to the E, to the double I-C-I-E-U-S 
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the 
Hit it Fergie! 

[''The following verses are comprised of [[Speech impediment|mumbles and word mash]], which is saying a lot''] 
All the time I turn around brothas gather round 
Always lookin' at me up and down, lookin' at my 
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin? to round up drama 
Little mama I don't wanna take your girl 

And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited 
And I keep on repeatin' how the girl wanna eat it 
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele 

Cause they say she delicious 
But I ain't promiscuous 
And if you was suspicious 
All that BEEP is fictitious 

I blow kisses 
That puts them girls on rock 
And they be linin' down the block 
Just to watch what I got 

My body stay vicious 
I be up in the gym 
Just workin' on my fitness 
She's my witness 

I put yo' girl on rock 
And he be linin' down the block
Just to watch what I got 

So delicious 
[''He starts making noises that sound (barely) like turkey gobbles.''] 
AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AYYA AY AY AY AY 
Fergalicious T-T-Tasty 

So delicious 
AY AY AY AY AY AY (rapid fire AY AY AY again) 
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-taaaaahahah 

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty 
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty 
T, to the E, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty 
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the 

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S 
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S 
To the ah D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S 
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the 

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty 
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty 
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty 
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the [[Spanish|Quarto, Tres, Dos, d' Uno]] 

To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S 
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S 
To the D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S 
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the 

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]
[[Category:Yo! CWC Raps]]
[[Category:Music]]

Boys Boys Boys v2

2017-02-13T23:08:53Z

GuyWithShitOpinions: Replacing this one too

'''Boys Boys Boys v2''' is the 12 track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. The song is a cover of "[[Wikipedia:Girls, Girls, Girls (Mötley Crüe song)|Girls, Girls, Girls]]" by [[Wikipedia:Mötley Crüe|Mötley Crüe]]. It should not be confused with the 11th track from the same album, also titled "[[Boys Boys Boys]]".

== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Boys Boys Boys v2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|L3uc-F_umhA}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Boys Boys Boys]]
| next = [[CWCALICIOUS]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===
Boys it- Bonus Track from Mötley Crüe!

Friday night, and I need a fight! 
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife! 
Hand full of grease and my hair feels right! 
All I need to make me feel tight, are those 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

… Legs and Burgundy lips! 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Da … cin’ down on the sunset strip! 
Girls, Girls Girls! 
Red lips, finger tips.

Trick or treat, sweet to eat. 
On Halloween and New years Eve! 
Yankee Girls, you just can’t be beat. 
But they are best when they’re off their feet! 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

At da doll house in Fort Lauderdale, 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Rockin in-in Atlanta at the tell-tales, 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Raisin’ hell at the seventh veil, 
Girls! – You heard the news? There's 
In the Soho Tribune 
You know she did me! 
Th-that she broke my heart! 
I’m such a goo- good boy, 
I just need a new toy!

I tell you what, Jackie, 
Dance for me, I’ll keep you overemployed for a lifetime, 
Just send me a story, you know-you know the one I mean.

Crazy Horse, Pa-ar-ris France, 
Forget the names, remember romance! 
I got the photos, of ménage à trois 
Must of broke those Frenchies hoes, of those

Girls, Girls, Girls! 
B-b-b-body shop! And a marble arch! 
Girls, Girls, Girls! 
Tropicana where I lost my heart. 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

''[[Stress sigh]], followed by instrumental.''

Girls... 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

Jackie, Jackie Jackie Pie! 
You’re the girl I need! Da only one I want! 
Only one for my heart! 
You know it Jackie pie! 
Cause when I say “multiple girls,” 
I mean, with you. Multiple times! 
Girls, Girls, Girls!

...Girls, Girlsssss!

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]
[[Category:Music]]

Boys Boys Boys

2017-02-11T13:37:41Z

GuyWithShitOpinions: Replaced video with alive link

"'''Boys Boys Boys'''" is the eleventh track from ''[[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]'' by [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. The song is a cover of "[[Wikipedia:Boys (Summertime Love)|Boys (Summertime Love)]]" by [[Wikipedia:Sabrina Salerno|Sabrina]], but [[Chris]], [[Love Quest|being Chris]], changes all instances of the word "boys" to "girls".

It should not be confused with the 12th track from the same album, also titled "[[Boys Boys Boys v2|Boys Boys Boys]]".

24 seconds into the track, there is a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|rather odd noise]] that does not belong to the original song...

== Audio ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Boys Boys Boys
| video = {{#ev:youtube|jAzquO1s2hg}}
| stardate = [[November 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Johnny are you Queer]]
| next = [[Boys Boys Boys v2]]
}}

=== Lyrics ===

[[File:SabrinaSalerno.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Sabrina, sharing the same singing quality as [[Britney Spears]].]]

Girls, girls, girls (X4)

[''24 seconds in, Chris [[CWC Update 8 February 2009|farts]].'']

Sunshine's down 
So come to town 
Set yo' body free 
Hold me tight 
My love tonight 
Tell me you'll believe

Everybody, summertime love 
You remember me 
Everybody, summertime love 
Be my lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
Get ready for my love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for the good time 
Girls girls girls 
I'm ready for your love

See around 
The sun goes down 
Babe, I'm feeling right! 
Take a chance 
With love romance 
Have some fun tonight

Everybody, summertime love 
You remember me 
Everybody, summertime love 
Be my lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
Get ready for my love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm lookin' for the good time 
Girls girls girls 
I'm ready for your love!

(mumbling) Girls, girls. 
(mumbles through the male backup part) 
Girls girls girls 
Summertime love on the beach tonight 
Girls girls girls 
(another mumble with beach and love) 
Girls girls girls 
Summertime love I wish I wasn't alone ???

Girl- vrybody, summertime love 
You'll remember me 
Everybody, summertime love 
You're a lover, be my girl

Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
Get ready for my love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for a good time 
Girls girls girls 
I'm ready for your love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm looking for your love 
Girls girls girls 
I'm lookin' for a good time!

{{The Tomgirls}}
[[Category:SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]]
[[Category:Videos About or Featuring Farts]]
[[Category:Music]]