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March 2012

2025-01-04T18:44:21Z

HKDR: Washington D.C. and Washington are two completely different places

[[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|Chris in March 2012.]]
[[File:Fbp8.png|thumb|Chris visits Washington D.C.]]

'''March''' was the third month of '''[[2012]]'''. Chris spent the majority of this month playing his newly-acquired [[PlayStation Vita]], and little else occurred. However, this was merely a cover for his deep fear about going to prison for the [[28 October 2011]] incident, and potentially dying behind bars as a [[virgin with rage]]. He became determined to starve himself if he was incarcerated, and decided that he needed to lose his virginity as soon as possible. This goal was ultimately fulfilled [[April 2012|the next month]] with the help of a [[Mia Hamm|local hooker]].

==Events==
* '''4 March''' - Chris makes a series of [[Facebook]] posts saying that he is feeling better, but is still lonely.
* '''5 March''' - Chris corresponds with a friend about an upcoming benefit show.
* '''7 March''' - Chris posts on Facebook that he is still lonely, and that his [[mother]] is getting on his nerves. He says they miss [[Bob]].
* '''9 March''' - Chris goes to the Rob & Dana Benefit Show at the Jefferson Theater with his [[mother]] and talks to other human beings.
* '''11 March''' - Chris is confused by the lyrics to Marc Anthony's "I Need to Know", and discusses the issue with his Facebook friends.
* '''13 March''' - Chris says he hates "Rage" comics, and also claimed he had a hard time with a [[GameStop]] employee concerning his [[PS3]].
* '''18 March''' - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he has realized that he and his mother are "misfits."
* '''18 March''' - Chris posts in the ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' forums, calling himself "internet famous" and requesting that people download his custom stuff for the Vita.
* '''20 March''' - Chris posts a new photo in the ''MNR'' forums.
* '''21 March''' - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he is having trouble meeting local women.
* '''24 March''' - Chris attends ''Mythbuster Tour: Behind the Myths'' in Washington D.C. with his mother.
* '''25 March''' - Chris post a Facebook status and picture of his mom during the ''Mythbuster Tour''.
* '''27 March''' - Chris declares to his private Facebook friends, "I Need Some [[Chris and sex|Sex]]."
* '''28 March''' - Chris posts another message in the ''MNR'' forums asking people to download his custom stuff.
* '''31 March'''
** Chris publishes an open note on [[Facebook]] in which he complains about the [[trolls]].
** Chris is banned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for shouting [[death threats]] to trolls on his phone.
** Chris tells his Facebook friends that he wants to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] before he goes to jail, where he intends to starve himself to death.

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[March 2012 Facebook Posts]]

{{Timeline}}

November 2024

2024-11-30T00:11:45Z

HKDR: This diction seems more appropriate now that Chris has debunked the rumors

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[[File:Cwc-nov2024.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris in November.]]

'''November''' is the eleventh month of [[2024]].

==Highlights==
* '''1 November'''
** [[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]] is published.
** [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|Chris's car]] is photographed at a [[Wendy's]] in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Wendy's]]</ref>
* '''2 November''' - Chris posts more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].<ref name=voteplan>[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris]]</ref>
* '''4 November'''
**Chris implies that his [[Kamala Harris]] signs had either been defaced or stolen.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder]]</ref>
**Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Election stream announcement]]</ref>
* '''5 November'''
**[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]] is published.
**The election of the President of the [[United States of America]] occurs. Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]], a livestream reacting to the election results, although he stops before the winner is declared. Later, [[Kamala Harris]], who Chris had voted for,<ref name=voteplan></ref><ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#I voted]]</ref> is defeated by [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].
*'''6 November'''
**Chris makes a post on [[Bluesky]] claiming he is "further making the move" to the platform.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Making the move to Blue Sky]]</ref>
**[[OfficialCWCmart]] is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of [[Chaos Crystal Control]], "Portal Workings" from the [[2021 Lost Commissions]], and "I Had Returned Home" from [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]].
*'''7 November''' - Chris blocks [[Caitlyn Jenner]]'s Twitter account over the latter's support of [[Pmurt]].<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Blocking Caitlyn Jenner]]</ref>
*'''9 November''' - Chris makes his "first insightful post" on [[Bluesky]]<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#First insightful post on Blue sky]]</ref> and announces his plan to switch to the platform in a [[Twitter]] post.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Bluesky]]</ref>
*'''11 November'''
**Chris announces new [[Cwclight]] exclusive [[Cwclight#NEW Official Rosechu Medallion, Handmade by CWC|Rosechu medallions]] for sale.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Rosechu medallions for sale]]</ref>
**Chris posts [[Cwclight#Blake Sonichu|Blake Sonichu]] and [[Cwclight#A few previously unanswered questions|A few previously unanswered questions]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''16 November''' - Chris posts [[Cwclight#Ultra Sonichu|Ultra Sonichu]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''21 November'''
**Chris removes the "Blue Heart" from "CPU Blue Heart" to add "On 🦋 BSky" to the end of his profile name on [[Twitter]] and also adds a link to his [[Bluesky]] in his bio.
**Chris enters a competition for a chance to have his [[OC]] [[Nightstar]] turned into a plush product sold by Youtooz.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Custom youtooz MLP plush design competition]]</ref>
*'''23 November''' - Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]], a livestream. A comment made by Chris in response to a ween asking him about children stirred up speculation about whether Chris was having or planning to have a child soon.
*'''25 November''' - Chris reveals that his [[Lynchburg]] P.O. box had been "closed due to a miscommunication," and says that mail should be sent to [[14 Branchland Court]] instead.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Lynchburg P.O. box closed]]</ref>
*'''27 November'''
**Chris puts an end to the viral false pregnancy rumor that had spread online after his recent stream by making a statement.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Pregnancy rumor confirmed false]]</ref>
**[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba Lumba]] is set to private and reuploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel again.
*'''28 November'''
**[[Cherokian Clan|Thanksgiving]].
**[[Son-Chu Review Skit Redux]] is published to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel.

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[Cwclight]]
*[[November 2024 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2024)#November]]
===Videos===
*[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]
*[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

[[Category:2024| 11]]

November 2024

2024-11-25T18:16:39Z

HKDR: Clarified this. I think this is the position the CWCki should take in order to stay truthful regarding the potential misinformation

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[[File:Cwc-nov2024.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris in November.]]

'''November''' is the eleventh month of [[2024]].

==Highlights==
* '''1 November'''
** [[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]] is published.
** [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|Chris's car]] is photographed at a [[Wendy's]] in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Wendy's]]</ref>
* '''2 November''' - Chris posts more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].<ref name=voteplan>[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris]]</ref>
* '''4 November'''
**Chris implies that his [[Kamala Harris]] signs had either been defaced or stolen.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder]]</ref>
**Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Election stream announcement]]</ref>
* '''5 November'''
**[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]] is published.
**The election of the President of the [[United States of America]] occurs. Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]], a livestream reacting to the election results, although he stops before the winner is declared. Later, [[Kamala Harris]], who Chris had voted for,<ref name=voteplan></ref><ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#I voted]]</ref> is defeated by [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].
*'''6 November'''
**Chris makes a post on [[Bluesky]] claiming he is "further making the move" to the platform.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Making the move to Blue Sky]]</ref>
**[[OfficialCWCmart]] is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of [[Chaos Crystal Control]], "Portal Workings" from the [[2021 Lost Commissions]], and "I Had Returned Home" from [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]].
*'''7 November''' - Chris blocks [[Caitlyn Jenner]]'s Twitter account over the latter's support of [[Pmurt]].<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Blocking Caitlyn Jenner]]</ref>
*'''9 November''' - Chris makes his "first insightful post" on [[Bluesky]]<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#First insightful post on Blue sky]]</ref> and announces his plan to switch to the platform in a [[Twitter]] post.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Bluesky]]</ref>
*'''11 November'''
**Chris announces new [[Cwclight]] exclusive [[Cwclight#NEW Official Rosechu Medallion, Handmade by CWC|Rosechu medallions]] for sale.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Rosechu medallions for sale]]</ref>
**Chris posts [[Cwclight#Blake Sonichu|Blake Sonichu]] and [[Cwclight#A few previously unanswered questions|A few previously unanswered questions]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''16 November''' - Chris posts [[Cwclight#Ultra Sonichu|Ultra Sonichu]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''21 November'''
**Chris removes the "Blue Heart" from "CPU Blue Heart" to add "On 🦋 BSky" to the end of his profile name on [[Twitter]] and also adds a link to his [[Bluesky]] in his bio.
**Chris enters a competition for a chance to have his [[OC]] [[Nightstar]] turned into a plush product sold by Youtooz.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Custom youtooz MLP plush design competition]]</ref>
*'''23 November''' - Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]], a livestream. A comment made by Chris in response to a ween asking him about children has stirred up speculation about whether Chris is having or planning to have a child soon. However, this interpretation is controversial and likely untrue.
*'''28 November''' - [[Cherokian Clan|Thanksgiving]].

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[Cwclight]]
*[[November 2024 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2024)#November]]
===Videos===
*[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]
*[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

[[Category:2024| 11]]

Talk:November 2024

2024-11-25T18:11:12Z

HKDR: Added my takes and cleaned up this talk page a little bit

== Chris allegedly unveiling a pregnancy ==
I don't think the livestream clip is enough proof Chris is revealing a pregnancy. It sounds more like he's stating what he might do in the situation as far as announcing it or not. He also didn't mention summer. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:48, 24 November 2024 (EST)

:You're right that Chris did not confirm a pregnancy. One way to interpret what he said is that he was trying to say that he's planning to conceive a child in Summer 2025, but it is definitely a step for him. After all, Chris has been talking about having a child since he was 21 and for him to answer a question like that and in that fashion, we're convinced that Chris could be revealing plans of some sort. It is at the very least, notable for him to bring up the topic of children. He hasn't really been entertaining the subject too much since he first came out as transgender. [[User:HKDR|HKDR]] ([[User talk:HKDR|talk]]) 21:08, 24 November 2024 (EST)

::When did he mention Summer 2025? He said "somewhere around that point" not "summer" and Chris wasn't the one who brought up the topic of children, the ween did. [[User:CwckiChristorian|CwckiChristorian]] ([[User talk:CwckiChristorian|talk]]) 21:27, 24 November 2024 (EST)

:::I had to re-watch my source for his quote and the video I saw was misleadingly captioned. He did not mention Summer. I suppose I'm a victim of confirmation bias and simply the disturbing amount of growing misinformation of the modern world. But I will say that the internet is still freaking out over the comments and I think it's worth mentioning that the incident sparked speculation at the bare minimum. Who remembers back in [[August 2022]] when a 4channer stirred up false rumors that Chris escaped jail? It was a load of bull, but the August 2022 page considers it notable because it helped bring Chris' name back to the spotlight for the first time since he was arrested. I think the fact we even need to have a discussion regarding the comments' noteworthiness in relation to the blatant misinformation surrounding them is enough of a reason to say they sparked rumors, no matter how untrue those rumors may be.

A few misconceptions by [[Slow-in-the-minds|the community]] lead to this out of context moment to gain traction for no good reason. This shouldn't be put onto the CWCki as a ''big deal'', as it isn't actually a big deal at all, more so Chris's delusional and untrustworthy words being misunderstood. It sounds like to me he was answering if/when he would announce a hypothetical baby ([[Tranny|he can't even procreate anyway]], it's just people jumping to unrealistic conclusions for LULZ, then other people took it way too seriously.) I agree with Hurtful. [[User:Ayumu Kasuga|Ayumu Kasuga]] ([[User talk:Ayumu Kasuga|talk]]) 00:32, 25 November 2024 (EST)

:I agree with Hurtful and Ayuma. Nobody in the live chat even reacted to his nothingburger comments but all it took was one slow-in-the-mind misunderstanding his words and we got everyone freaking out about the "news" [[User:CwckiChristorian|CwckiChristorian]] ([[User talk:CwckiChristorian|talk]]) 02:33, 25 November 2024 (EST)

::Rewatching the clip, I do agree with Hurtful, but I disagree with the motion he's making regarding the subject matter at hand. All across the web are people spreading misinformation regarding Chris' comments. Hurtful's position, as far as I'm aware, is to throw any mention of Chris' words away. I learned about this matter through claims by people online. In the past couple days, many people have helped spread the misinformation far and wide. Sort of like the false [[August 2022]] jail escape misinformation: it's worth mentioning because it's bringing Chris into the spotlight once again. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris came out with a later statement in his next stream to clarify his words when asked by a ween. Until then, we should consider the comments at the bare minimum "notable" due to the slow-in-the-mind understandings that have since circulated following the stream. [[User:HKDR|HKDR]] ([[User talk:HKDR|talk]]) 13:11, 25 November 2024 (EST)

November 2024

2024-11-25T02:11:33Z

HKDR: /* Highlights */ This should be a more neutral way of tackling the subject

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Cwc-nov2024.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris in November.]]

'''November''' is the eleventh month of [[2024]].

==Highlights==
* '''1 November'''
** [[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]] is published.
** [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|Chris's car]] is photographed at a [[Wendy's]] in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Wendy's]]</ref>
* '''2 November''' - Chris posts more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].<ref name=voteplan>[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris]]</ref>
* '''4 November'''
**Chris implies that his [[Kamala Harris]] signs had either been defaced or stolen.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder]]</ref>
**Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Election stream announcement]]</ref>
* '''5 November'''
**[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]] is published.
**The election of the President of the [[United States of America]] occurs. Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]], a livestream reacting to the election results, although he stops before the winner is declared. Later, [[Kamala Harris]], who Chris had voted for,<ref name=voteplan></ref><ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#I voted]]</ref> is defeated by [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].
*'''6 November'''
**Chris makes a post on [[Bluesky]] claiming he is "further making the move" to the platform.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Making the move to Blue Sky]]</ref>
**[[OfficialCWCmart]] is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of [[Chaos Crystal Control]], "Portal Workings" from the [[2021 Lost Commissions]], and "I Had Returned Home" from [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]].
*'''7 November''' - Chris blocks [[Caitlyn Jenner]]'s Twitter account over the latter's support of [[Pmurt]].<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Blocking Caitlyn Jenner]]</ref>
*'''9 November''' - Chris makes his "first insightful post" on [[Bluesky]]<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#First insightful post on Blue sky]]</ref> and announces his plan to switch to the platform in a [[Twitter]] post.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Bluesky]]</ref>
*'''11 November'''
**Chris announces new [[Cwclight]] exclusive [[Cwclight#NEW Official Rosechu Medallion, Handmade by CWC|Rosechu medallions]] for sale.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Rosechu medallions for sale]]</ref>
**Chris posts [[Cwclight#Blake Sonichu|Blake Sonichu]] and [[Cwclight#A few previously unanswered questions|A few previously unanswered questions]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''16 November''' - Chris posts [[Cwclight#Ultra Sonichu|Ultra Sonichu]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''21 November'''
**Chris removes the "Blue Heart" from "CPU Blue Heart" to add "On 🦋 BSky" to the end of his profile name on [[Twitter]] and also adds a link to his [[Bluesky]] in his bio.
**Chris enters a competition for a chance to have his [[OC]] [[Nightstar]] turned into a plush product sold by Youtooz.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Custom youtooz MLP plush design competition]]</ref>
*'''23 November''' - Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]], a livestream. A comment made by Chris during the stream regarding the topic of children has generated speculation that Chris may be having or planning to have a child soon. This remains unconfirmed.
*'''28 November''' - [[Cherokian Clan|Thanksgiving]].

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[Cwclight]]
*[[November 2024 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2024)#November]]
===Videos===
*[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]
*[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

[[Category:2024| 11]]

Talk:November 2024

2024-11-25T02:08:31Z

HKDR: Added my take

I don't think the livestream clip is enough proof Chris is revealing a pregnancy. It sounds more like he's stating what he might do in the situation as far as announcing it or not. He also didn't mention summer. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:48, 24 November 2024 (EST)

You're right that Chris did not confirm a pregnancy. One way to interpret what he said is that he was trying to say that he's planning to conceive a child in Summer 2025, but it is definitely a step for him. After all, Chris has been talking about having a child since he was 21 and for him to answer a question like that and in that fashion, we're convinced that Chris could be revealing plans of some sort. It is at the very least, notable for him to bring up the topic of children. He hasn't really been entertaining the subject too much since he first came out as transgender. [[User:HKDR|HKDR]] ([[User talk:HKDR|talk]]) 21:08, 24 November 2024 (EST)

Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)

2024-11-25T01:54:22Z

HKDR: More information

{{Wise|by drawing himself buttfucking [[Sonichu]], then Sonichu will become pregnant with Crystal at some point.}}

{{quote|As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.|Chris, presuming to know the wishes of GodBear<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a [[My Little Pony]] character]]

Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground-up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the [[Honor roll|illustrious metal]]",<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father – Chris – find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Things Chris has ripped off|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.

==Crystal and the Love Quest==
Finding a woman who would birth Crystal has been a fairly consistent justification for Chris's [[Love Quest]]. At times he has seemed to be more [[Honest Content|honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Chris and sex|get laid]] or prove he's straight. For example, when Julie expressed a desire to have a child, possibly with Chris, he was ambivalent, and seemed more interested in a threesome between Panda, Julie and himself.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3#2009-02-04]]</ref> Yet with new heartthrob Ivy, his fantasy of making a family was strong, and Chris was upset when Ivy said she didn't like the name Crystal, and demanded a say in their daughter's name.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Likewise, in a dialogue with potential sweetheart [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had a "[[Chris and religion|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterated this later in the conversation, saying he was "definitely in elementary school", when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had [[Chris and work|an office job]], which also [[Chris's resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to [[Pregnant Act|gestate a human female infant within his body]] (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world. While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender]] [[Pregnant Act|identity]] [[tomgirl|issues]], which typically begin in childhood. It's also somewhat possible that he doesn't know that the mother is the only one who gives birth, seeing how he [[Chris and English|uses it in other contexts]].

After Kacey, [[Jackie]] was next in line as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was to be bestowed. Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

==The influence of the Idea Guys==
[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|300px|Chris draws himself buttfucking his "son", [[Sonichu]], to guarantee Crystal's birth... [[Biology|Somehow.]]]]

In [[December 2017]], Chris was [[brainwashed]] by the [[Idea Guys]] over how Crystal would be born. Role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]] to Chris, an Idea Guy explained that the male [[Sonichu]] would become pregnant with Crystal after being impregnated by Chris through buttsex, and that by drawing it happening, Chris wouldn't have to do nasty anal himself.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu]]</ref> Chris actually believed this, and produced the drawing to appease them, even though [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his comic book counterpart]] allegedly does not have a [[Duck|penis]] [[Transgender|post-transition]]. Suffice it to say, nothing ever came of this.

[[Chris lost Crystal]], an undated, leaked video from the Idea Guys saga (although it's mostly due to the influence of the [[Teen Troon Squad]]), shows Chris yelling at a toilet, demanding to know what happened to his "baby". No context has been provided for the video, aside from some associated text provided by the Squad confirming that Crystal was the baby that Chris was screaming about, and not Reginald. However, it's possible that the drawn incident with Chris rawdogging Sonichu may have resulted in Crystal existing ([[Chris and reality|at least in his mind]]) before [[Dark Mirror Hole|disappearing from this world]].

Crystal apparently wrote a [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|future message]] delivered by her brother Reginald ([[Enablers|actually a troll playing along with Chris's delusions]]). The message itself describes Chris's goals of becoming a parent and warns people to make adjustments to their lives ahead of the coming [[Dimensional Merge]].

Like with much of the Idea Guys' lore, Chris maintained belief in the Crystal birth prophecy long after their ousting. In November 2019, he mentioned it on Twitter:

{{quotebox|It has been written that the father to me becoming the mother of the future Crystal Weston Chandler Sonichu, is none other than Sonichu (Prime), Himself; my Son. I am not dumb, stupid or blind to what is false from others; my abilities and mentality have improved greatly over the past months and years.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194506176505012225</ref>}}

==Name==
Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to [[Chris and sex#Incest|some confusion]].

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently, although somebody called "Crystle" appears in the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]].

In a [[February 2019 social media posts|2019 survey]] he referred to Crystal as '''Crystal Weston Chandler Rosechu'''.

== Real child? ==
During a Livestream by Chris on 23 [[November 2024]], Chris claimed he was either expecting a child to be born of his own in Summer 2025, or was having a child soon. By the time Summer 2025 rolls around, Chris will be 43-years-old. Most Christorians were dubious that a woman would ever sleep with Chris and willingly have Chris' child, but if Chris is to be believed, then Crystal Weston Chandler may actually become a reality.

It remains to be confirmed if Chris is actually having a child, but even if it weren't so, it speaks volumes that he could fool a significant portion of his spectators into believing that were the case.

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Fantasies}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)

2024-11-25T01:43:40Z

HKDR: Added recent information

{{Wise|by drawing himself buttfucking [[Sonichu]], then Sonichu will become pregnant with Crystal at some point.}}

{{quote|As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.|Chris, presuming to know the wishes of GodBear<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a [[My Little Pony]] character]]

Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[GodJesus|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground-up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the [[Honor roll|illustrious metal]]",<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father – Chris – find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Things Chris has ripped off|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.

Between 2003 and 2021, Chris had seemingly had no realistic chance of ever having a daughter. The closest he had was with a prostitute in [[April 2013]], and with Chris' infamy being blown to never-seen-before proportions following the leak of the [[Incest Call]] and subsequent arrest for [[Affair with Mother|sex acts with]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]], the odds of a woman ever bearing his child seemed minuscule, if existent at all. That was until Chris casually explained during a Livestream on 23 [[November 2024]] that he was expecting a child to be born of his own in Summer [[2025]].

==Crystal and the Love Quest==
Finding a woman who would birth Crystal has been a fairly consistent justification for Chris's [[Love Quest]]. At times he has seemed to be more [[Honest Content|honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Chris and sex|get laid]] or prove he's straight. For example, when Julie expressed a desire to have a child, possibly with Chris, he was ambivalent, and seemed more interested in a threesome between Panda, Julie and himself.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3#2009-02-04]]</ref> Yet with new heartthrob Ivy, his fantasy of making a family was strong, and Chris was upset when Ivy said she didn't like the name Crystal, and demanded a say in their daughter's name.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Likewise, in a dialogue with potential sweetheart [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had a "[[Chris and religion|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterated this later in the conversation, saying he was "definitely in elementary school", when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had [[Chris and work|an office job]], which also [[Chris's resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to [[Pregnant Act|gestate a human female infant within his body]] (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world. While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender]] [[Pregnant Act|identity]] [[tomgirl|issues]], which typically begin in childhood. It's also somewhat possible that he doesn't know that the mother is the only one who gives birth, seeing how he [[Chris and English|uses it in other contexts]].

After Kacey, [[Jackie]] was next in line as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was to be bestowed. Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

==The influence of the Idea Guys==
[[File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|thumb|300px|Chris draws himself buttfucking his "son", [[Sonichu]], to guarantee Crystal's birth... [[Biology|Somehow.]]]]

In [[December 2017]], Chris was [[brainwashed]] by the [[Idea Guys]] over how Crystal would be born. Role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]] to Chris, an Idea Guy explained that the male [[Sonichu]] would become pregnant with Crystal after being impregnated by Chris through buttsex, and that by drawing it happening, Chris wouldn't have to do nasty anal himself.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu]]</ref> Chris actually believed this, and produced the drawing to appease them, even though [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his comic book counterpart]] allegedly does not have a [[Duck|penis]] [[Transgender|post-transition]]. Suffice it to say, nothing ever came of this.

[[Chris lost Crystal]], an undated, leaked video from the Idea Guys saga (although it's mostly due to the influence of the [[Teen Troon Squad]]), shows Chris yelling at a toilet, demanding to know what happened to his "baby". No context has been provided for the video, aside from some associated text provided by the Squad confirming that Crystal was the baby that Chris was screaming about, and not Reginald. However, it's possible that the drawn incident with Chris rawdogging Sonichu may have resulted in Crystal existing ([[Chris and reality|at least in his mind]]) before [[Dark Mirror Hole|disappearing from this world]].

Crystal apparently wrote a [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|future message]] delivered by her brother Reginald ([[Enablers|actually a troll playing along with Chris's delusions]]). The message itself describes Chris's goals of becoming a parent and warns people to make adjustments to their lives ahead of the coming [[Dimensional Merge]].

Like with much of the Idea Guys' lore, Chris maintained belief in the Crystal birth prophecy long after their ousting. In November 2019, he mentioned it on Twitter:

{{quotebox|It has been written that the father to me becoming the mother of the future Crystal Weston Chandler Sonichu, is none other than Sonichu (Prime), Himself; my Son. I am not dumb, stupid or blind to what is false from others; my abilities and mentality have improved greatly over the past months and years.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194506176505012225</ref>}}

==Name==
Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to [[Chris and sex#Incest|some confusion]].

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently, although somebody called "Crystle" appears in the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]].

In a [[February 2019 social media posts|2019 survey]] he referred to Crystal as '''Crystal Weston Chandler Rosechu'''.

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Fantasies}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

November 2024

2024-11-25T01:34:16Z

HKDR: Added more information

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Cwc-nov2024.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris in November.]]

'''November''' is the eleventh month of [[2024]].

==Highlights==
* '''1 November'''
** [[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]] is published.
** [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet Aveo|Chris's car]] is photographed at a [[Wendy's]] in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Wendy's]]</ref>
* '''2 November''' - Chris posts more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].<ref name=voteplan>[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris]]</ref>
* '''4 November'''
**Chris implies that his [[Kamala Harris]] signs had either been defaced or stolen.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder]]</ref>
**Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Election stream announcement]]</ref>
* '''5 November'''
**[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]] is published.
**The election of the President of the [[United States of America]] occurs. Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]], a livestream reacting to the election results, although he stops before the winner is declared. Later, [[Kamala Harris]], who Chris had voted for,<ref name=voteplan></ref><ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#I voted]]</ref> is defeated by [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].
*'''6 November'''
**Chris makes a post on [[Bluesky]] claiming he is "further making the move" to the platform.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Making the move to Blue Sky]]</ref>
**[[OfficialCWCmart]] is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of [[Chaos Crystal Control]], "Portal Workings" from the [[2021 Lost Commissions]], and "I Had Returned Home" from [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]].
*'''7 November''' - Chris blocks [[Caitlyn Jenner]]'s Twitter account over the latter's support of [[Pmurt]].<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Blocking Caitlyn Jenner]]</ref>
*'''9 November''' - Chris makes his "first insightful post" on [[Bluesky]]<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#First insightful post on Blue sky]]</ref> and announces his plan to switch to the platform in a [[Twitter]] post.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Bluesky]]</ref>
*'''11 November'''
**Chris announces new [[Cwclight]] exclusive [[Cwclight#NEW Official Rosechu Medallion, Handmade by CWC|Rosechu medallions]] for sale.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Rosechu medallions for sale]]</ref>
**Chris posts [[Cwclight#Blake Sonichu|Blake Sonichu]] and [[Cwclight#A few previously unanswered questions|A few previously unanswered questions]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''16 November''' - Chris posts [[Cwclight#Ultra Sonichu|Ultra Sonichu]] to [[Cwclight]].
*'''21 November'''
**Chris removes the "Blue Heart" from "CPU Blue Heart" to add "On 🦋 BSky" to the end of his profile name on [[Twitter]] and also adds a link to his [[Bluesky]] in his bio.
**Chris enters a competition for a chance to have his [[OC]] [[Nightstar]] turned into a plush product sold by Youtooz.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Custom youtooz MLP plush design competition]]</ref>
*'''23 November''' - Chris records [[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]], a livestream. During this livestream, Chris casually reveals in response to a Superchat that he is expecting, or planning to expect, a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|child]] through [[Flutter]] in summer [[2025]].
*'''28 November''' - [[Cherokian Clan|Thanksgiving]].

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[Cwclight]]
*[[November 2024 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2024)#November]]
===Videos===
*[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]
*[[Minecraft God Dialogue Read]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024]]
*[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

[[Category:2024| 11]]

Sightings (2024)

2024-08-20T16:17:02Z

HKDR: /* Valley View Mall */ Added what the post said

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]].}}
{{Ongoing}}

Since his release from jail in [[2023]], multiple '''sightings''' of Chris have occurred in [[2024]]. The sightings are particularly notable, given Chris's decline in terms of having an active online presence.

==January==
===Ultimate Comics (North Carolina)===
On 4 [[January 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and photographed at Ultimate Comics in [[wikipedia:Cary, North Carolina|Cary, North Carolina]] by [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user RandyMagnum68, who claimed that the pair were picking up tickets for [[Animate! Raleigh]], a convention in [[wikipedia:Raleigh, North Carolina|Raleigh NC]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18yqgb5/chris_chan_sighting_in_cary_nc_with_young_girl/</ref> The following day, they were seen together at the event.

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===Animate! Raleigh===
{{main|Animate! Raleigh}}

===Raleigh Convention Center===
On 6 [[January 2024]], Chris and Flutter were spotted outside of the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention, purportedly being denied entry. An image was provided by r/ChrisChanSonichu user DeadStargazer, who stated that security was awaiting Chris and Flutter's arrival. The user says no incident prompted this removal, simply that Chris was reported to the convention ops on 5 January.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1907pum/chris_chan_kicked_out_of_animate_raleigh/</ref>
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===Gas station===
On 13 [[January 2024]], Reddit user u/lynnwood_davis allegedly spotted Chris at a gas station, presumably [[Sheetz]], in Henrico County.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/196hbd8/chris_came_into_my_job_yesterday/ ([https://archive.fo/nmSqb archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|I was finishing an order around 3:45pm when I noticed someone ordering had on really ugly green leggings and a jean skirt. I smiled to myself and thought "that lady looks like Chris Chan, got the ugly leggings+skirt combo on too", just for me to look at her face and realize it IS Chris Chan, with her fading blue hair and she/her pin on. I couldn't take a picture because she DEFINITELY noticed how much I was staring and I couldn't stop smiling. I texted my buddy on the register and apparently she ended up going through his line. he told me later that day that when he realized she was in his line, his eyes bugged out of his head and she awkwardly just said "doot doot doo..." under her breath. he confirmed his suspicions when she took out her Sonichu wallet. she awkwardly shuffled around the coffee area waiting for her order and mumbled anxiously looking for napkins, and left soon after.}}

This sighting, due to the lack of photos and credibility, has been disputed for a long time; however, since it's located near the airport Chris picked up Flutter from a month earlier and Flutter was nowhere to be seen, it's safe to say that's when she left the scene once again, as confirmed by later sightings and overall activity of Chris.

===Target===
On 23 [[January 2024]], Chris was spotted at [[Target]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/DatabaseSuccessful99 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/19er88t/christinachandler_at_target// ([https://archive.ph/D0Fl3 archive])</ref>

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Chris was separately spotted and recorded the same day by @andrewtsquid on TikTok.<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@lolcow.docs/video/7333269261877546270</ref><ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewtsquid/video/7333255461040377134</ref>

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==February==
===Walmart===
On 21 [[February 2024]], Chris was spotted at [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/Unhappy-Rub-6371 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1awq6vd/sorry_chris_chan_lynchburg_walmart_on_wards_road/ ([https://archive.ph/b6xA1 archive])</ref>

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===Liberty University===
On 24 [[February 2024]] Chris was spotted at [[wikipedia:Liberty University|Liberty University]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by @munchaboy24 on [[Twitter]]<ref>https://x.com/munchaboy24/status/1761490091661513085?s=20 ([https://archive.ph/eCJko archive])</ref>

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Chris was spotted again the same day by @AryehSYE on Twitter.<ref>https://x.com/AryehSYE/status/1761560858964943327?s=20 ([https://archive.ph/bALw8 archive])</ref>

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==March==
===River Ridge Mall (March)===
On 3 [[March 2024]] Chris was spotted at [[wikipedia:River Ridge Mall|River Ridge Mall]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/white_crayon69 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1b5skl7/chris_chan_spotted_at_the_river_ridge_mall_332024/ ([https://archive.ph/IjlfF archive])</ref>

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===Sheetz (March)===
On 11 [[March 2024]] Chris was spotted and photographed at a [[Sheetz]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by @hystericvision on [[Twitter]]. Chris's Car was also photographed with a new bumper sticker that reads [[Virginia is for Virgins|"VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS"]].<ref>https://twitter.com/hystericvision/status/1767282747943391638 ([https://archive.ph/JAoO6 archive])</ref>

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===River Ridge Mall (March, second sighting)===
At 2 pm on 18 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted at River Ridge Mall.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1bjg9cv/spotted_at_river_ridge_mall_318/ ([https://archive.fo/MOv81 archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|(Censored face of person sitting in bar behind them) Two guys had a camera and were recording a conversation with Chris, who (at one point) raised a hand and started singing a high note, garnering looks from the people around the food court.}}

The poster later claimed the individual interviewing Chris was [[TheGamerFromMars]], this was later confirmed by TheGamerFromMars in a podcast.<ref>https://youtu.be/dbcjCjg_sPg?si=ufj-1VfWZr42RReL&t=1796</ref>
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===TJ Maxx===
On 23 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted with [[Flutter]] at {{w|TJ Maxx}} in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/Possible-Major-6101 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1bm8mws/chris_chan_spotted/ ([https://archive.ph/5MuWP archive])</ref> This was the first time Flutter was seen since Animate! Raleigh, disproving rumors about her staying away from Chris due to the aftermath of the event.

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===Target Parking Lot===
On 25 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted alone in a parking lot near [[Target]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/DatabaseSuccessful99 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1bnlb6d/saw_her_again/ ([https://archive.ph/L3Eeh archive])</ref>

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==May==
===Dallas Airport===
On 24 [[May 2024]] Chris was spotted at {{w|Dallas Fort Worth International Airport}}, Texas by [[Reddit]] user Accomplished_Fix1716. Accomplished_Fix1716 said that Chris's flight was canceled. Accomplished_Fix1716 also said that Chris was calling someone, as well as texting.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1d029xf/botched_chris_chan_spotting/ ([https://archive.ph/2UMXH archive])</ref>

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====Transcript====
''[Accomplished_Fix1716 walks up to Chris seated while texting on his phone.]''

'''Accomplished_Fix1716:''' Uh, (clears throat) excuse me?

'''Chris:''' Mmmmm... I'm not acknowledging you right now.

'''Accomplished_Fix1716:''' Oh, okay. Sorry.

===Big Island House===
On 29 [[May 2024]], [[Kiwi Farms]] user TwistedFreak posted two pictures of Chris's car, alongside one photo of Chris himself in front of the [[Big Island House]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2069#post-18414439 ([https://archive.ph/7Zv1X archive])</ref> TwistedFreak later realized it was not, in fact, Chris's car in the side-view mirror photo taken at H&H Mart. <ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2074#post-18478398)</ref>
{{quoteboxgreen|Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
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1.Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?</nowiki> <nowiki>
2.Does bullying work?</nowiki>

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

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That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on [House address], I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

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So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:
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==June==
===River Ridge Mall (June)===
On 29 [[June 2024]], Chris was sighted at River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg with [[Flutter]] by [[Reddit]] user ProduceFuzzy1353. According to the Redditor, Chris and Flutter had Chick-Fil-A and went to see a movie,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1drypjd/chris_chan_spotted/ ([https://archive.fo/H72AD archive])</ref> later confirmed to be ''Inside Out 2''.<ref>[[June_2024_livestream]]</ref>
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==July==
===Walmart (July)===
On 5 [[July 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted at a [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by a friend of Reddit user white_crayon69.<ref>https://reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1dwaeub/chris_chan_spotted_at_the_walmart_in_lynchburg/ ([https://archive.fo/JGzmg archive])</ref>
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Another user, by the nick of Silly_Tourist123, later published a 2-second video clip of them at the customer service line, writing: "I saw them too while I was checking out my bags. I managed to tail [[Chevrolet Aveo|his car]] as he was leaving for a short ways."<ref>https://archive.is/WwiWk</ref><ref>https://streamable.com/9fdmp0 ([https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u1L2U9qwAvI backup copy])</ref> Silly Tourist also posted to [[Kiwi Farms]], where a photo of the car sighting was posted.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Walmart Sighting]]</ref>
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===Walmart Part II (July) ===
On 12 [[July 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted at a [[Lynchburg, VA]] Walmart by Reddit user ClownPrinceofGrape,<ref>https://new.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1e1uju0/chris_chan_is_in_lynchburg/ ([https://archive.fo/Q7FEu archive])</ref> who remarked:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1e1uju0/comment/lcxxlnn/ ([https://archive.fo/6d6nH archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|I do want to say i overheard them talking when they were checking out next to me and she was talking in a fake anime girl voice and he was telling her how to bag food properly and it was beyond weird}}

A Kiwi Farms user asked for details, and ClownPrinceofGrape replied that Chris was doing most of the talking about the food they needed and the order to bag it, and that Flutter was replying with simple answers such as "that sounds great!" or "ok!" in a waifu voice.<ref>[[:File:My Earnest Opinions-ClownPrinceofGrape 13Jul2024 DM.jpg]]</ref>

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===On the road===
On 16 [[July 2024]] Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted driving by [[Reddit]] user StalinF.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/mWreylWzcd</ref> StalinF mistook Flutter in the backseat for a child due to her appearance. StalinF left a comment saying:

{{quotebox|I don’t know much about the Chris chan lore so idk if this is interesting but I saw him on the way towards [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville VA]] with whoever the kid is in his backseat}}

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==August==
===River Ridge Mall (August)===
On 13 [[August 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted at River Ridge Mall.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1erots6/chris_chan_spotted_again/ ([https://archive.fo/Fk8An archive])</ref>
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===Valley View Mall===
On 19 August 2024, Chris and Flutter were spotted at Valley View Mall. Flutter was not in frame and was initially mistaken for a child by the photographer, who also wrote: <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1ewezzx/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/</ref>

{{quotebox|Seen at Valley View Mall. She had what looked like a little kid, but I did some research and it seems like someone named Flutter? I haven’t been tapped into the lore recently but that’s my best guess. She wouldn’t get a picture with my friend and I but she fist bumped us and said we’re blessed.}}

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{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{The Internet}}

File:CWC Flutter 19Aug2024.jpg

2024-08-20T16:14:08Z

HKDR: Chris spotted at Valley View Mall with Flutter (not in frame) on 19 August 2024.

== Summary ==
Chris spotted at Valley View Mall with Flutter (not in frame) on 19 August 2024.

Sightings (2024)

2024-08-20T16:12:52Z

HKDR: /* August */ Added new sighting picture and information

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]].}}
{{Ongoing}}

Since his release from jail in [[2023]], multiple '''sightings''' of Chris have occurred in [[2024]]. The sightings are particularly notable, given Chris's decline in terms of having an active online presence.

==January==
===Ultimate Comics (North Carolina)===
On 4 [[January 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and photographed at Ultimate Comics in [[wikipedia:Cary, North Carolina|Cary, North Carolina]] by [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user RandyMagnum68, who claimed that the pair were picking up tickets for [[Animate! Raleigh]], a convention in [[wikipedia:Raleigh, North Carolina|Raleigh NC]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18yqgb5/chris_chan_sighting_in_cary_nc_with_young_girl/</ref> The following day, they were seen together at the event.

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===Animate! Raleigh===
{{main|Animate! Raleigh}}

===Raleigh Convention Center===
On 6 [[January 2024]], Chris and Flutter were spotted outside of the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention, purportedly being denied entry. An image was provided by r/ChrisChanSonichu user DeadStargazer, who stated that security was awaiting Chris and Flutter's arrival. The user says no incident prompted this removal, simply that Chris was reported to the convention ops on 5 January.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1907pum/chris_chan_kicked_out_of_animate_raleigh/</ref>
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===Gas station===
On 13 [[January 2024]], Reddit user u/lynnwood_davis allegedly spotted Chris at a gas station, presumably [[Sheetz]], in Henrico County.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/196hbd8/chris_came_into_my_job_yesterday/ ([https://archive.fo/nmSqb archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|I was finishing an order around 3:45pm when I noticed someone ordering had on really ugly green leggings and a jean skirt. I smiled to myself and thought "that lady looks like Chris Chan, got the ugly leggings+skirt combo on too", just for me to look at her face and realize it IS Chris Chan, with her fading blue hair and she/her pin on. I couldn't take a picture because she DEFINITELY noticed how much I was staring and I couldn't stop smiling. I texted my buddy on the register and apparently she ended up going through his line. he told me later that day that when he realized she was in his line, his eyes bugged out of his head and she awkwardly just said "doot doot doo..." under her breath. he confirmed his suspicions when she took out her Sonichu wallet. she awkwardly shuffled around the coffee area waiting for her order and mumbled anxiously looking for napkins, and left soon after.}}

This sighting, due to the lack of photos and credibility, has been disputed for a long time; however, since it's located near the airport Chris picked up Flutter from a month earlier and Flutter was nowhere to be seen, it's safe to say that's when she left the scene once again, as confirmed by later sightings and overall activity of Chris.

===Target===
On 23 [[January 2024]], Chris was spotted at [[Target]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/DatabaseSuccessful99 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/19er88t/christinachandler_at_target// ([https://archive.ph/D0Fl3 archive])</ref>

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Chris was separately spotted and recorded the same day by @andrewtsquid on TikTok.<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@lolcow.docs/video/7333269261877546270</ref><ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@andrewtsquid/video/7333255461040377134</ref>

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==February==
===Walmart===
On 21 [[February 2024]], Chris was spotted at [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/Unhappy-Rub-6371 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1awq6vd/sorry_chris_chan_lynchburg_walmart_on_wards_road/ ([https://archive.ph/b6xA1 archive])</ref>

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===Liberty University===
On 24 [[February 2024]] Chris was spotted at [[wikipedia:Liberty University|Liberty University]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by @munchaboy24 on [[Twitter]]<ref>https://x.com/munchaboy24/status/1761490091661513085?s=20 ([https://archive.ph/eCJko archive])</ref>

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Chris was spotted again the same day by @AryehSYE on Twitter.<ref>https://x.com/AryehSYE/status/1761560858964943327?s=20 ([https://archive.ph/bALw8 archive])</ref>

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==March==
===River Ridge Mall (March)===
On 3 [[March 2024]] Chris was spotted at [[wikipedia:River Ridge Mall|River Ridge Mall]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/white_crayon69 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1b5skl7/chris_chan_spotted_at_the_river_ridge_mall_332024/ ([https://archive.ph/IjlfF archive])</ref>

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===Sheetz (March)===
On 11 [[March 2024]] Chris was spotted and photographed at a [[Sheetz]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by @hystericvision on [[Twitter]]. Chris's Car was also photographed with a new bumper sticker that reads [[Virginia is for Virgins|"VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERS"]].<ref>https://twitter.com/hystericvision/status/1767282747943391638 ([https://archive.ph/JAoO6 archive])</ref>

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===River Ridge Mall (March, second sighting)===
At 2 pm on 18 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted at River Ridge Mall.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1bjg9cv/spotted_at_river_ridge_mall_318/ ([https://archive.fo/MOv81 archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|(Censored face of person sitting in bar behind them) Two guys had a camera and were recording a conversation with Chris, who (at one point) raised a hand and started singing a high note, garnering looks from the people around the food court.}}

The poster later claimed the individual interviewing Chris was [[TheGamerFromMars]], this was later confirmed by TheGamerFromMars in a podcast.<ref>https://youtu.be/dbcjCjg_sPg?si=ufj-1VfWZr42RReL&t=1796</ref>
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===TJ Maxx===
On 23 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted with [[Flutter]] at {{w|TJ Maxx}} in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/Possible-Major-6101 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1bm8mws/chris_chan_spotted/ ([https://archive.ph/5MuWP archive])</ref> This was the first time Flutter was seen since Animate! Raleigh, disproving rumors about her staying away from Chris due to the aftermath of the event.

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===Target Parking Lot===
On 25 [[March 2024]], Chris was spotted alone in a parking lot near [[Target]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by u/DatabaseSuccessful99 on [[Reddit]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1bnlb6d/saw_her_again/ ([https://archive.ph/L3Eeh archive])</ref>

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==May==
===Dallas Airport===
On 24 [[May 2024]] Chris was spotted at {{w|Dallas Fort Worth International Airport}}, Texas by [[Reddit]] user Accomplished_Fix1716. Accomplished_Fix1716 said that Chris's flight was canceled. Accomplished_Fix1716 also said that Chris was calling someone, as well as texting.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1d029xf/botched_chris_chan_spotting/ ([https://archive.ph/2UMXH archive])</ref>

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====Transcript====
''[Accomplished_Fix1716 walks up to Chris seated while texting on his phone.]''

'''Accomplished_Fix1716:''' Uh, (clears throat) excuse me?

'''Chris:''' Mmmmm... I'm not acknowledging you right now.

'''Accomplished_Fix1716:''' Oh, okay. Sorry.

===Big Island House===
On 29 [[May 2024]], [[Kiwi Farms]] user TwistedFreak posted two pictures of Chris's car, alongside one photo of Chris himself in front of the [[Big Island House]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2069#post-18414439 ([https://archive.ph/7Zv1X archive])</ref> TwistedFreak later realized it was not, in fact, Chris's car in the side-view mirror photo taken at H&H Mart. <ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2074#post-18478398)</ref>
{{quoteboxgreen|Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
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1.Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?</nowiki> <nowiki>
2.Does bullying work?</nowiki>

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

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That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on [House address], I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

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So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:
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==June==
===River Ridge Mall (June)===
On 29 [[June 2024]], Chris was sighted at River Ridge Mall in Lynchburg with [[Flutter]] by [[Reddit]] user ProduceFuzzy1353. According to the Redditor, Chris and Flutter had Chick-Fil-A and went to see a movie,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1drypjd/chris_chan_spotted/ ([https://archive.fo/H72AD archive])</ref> later confirmed to be ''Inside Out 2''.<ref>[[June_2024_livestream]]</ref>
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==July==
===Walmart (July)===
On 5 [[July 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted at a [[Walmart]] in [[Lynchburg, VA]] by a friend of Reddit user white_crayon69.<ref>https://reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1dwaeub/chris_chan_spotted_at_the_walmart_in_lynchburg/ ([https://archive.fo/JGzmg archive])</ref>
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Another user, by the nick of Silly_Tourist123, later published a 2-second video clip of them at the customer service line, writing: "I saw them too while I was checking out my bags. I managed to tail [[Chevrolet Aveo|his car]] as he was leaving for a short ways."<ref>https://archive.is/WwiWk</ref><ref>https://streamable.com/9fdmp0 ([https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u1L2U9qwAvI backup copy])</ref> Silly Tourist also posted to [[Kiwi Farms]], where a photo of the car sighting was posted.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Walmart Sighting]]</ref>
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===Walmart Part II (July) ===
On 12 [[July 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted at a [[Lynchburg, VA]] Walmart by Reddit user ClownPrinceofGrape,<ref>https://new.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1e1uju0/chris_chan_is_in_lynchburg/ ([https://archive.fo/Q7FEu archive])</ref> who remarked:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1e1uju0/comment/lcxxlnn/ ([https://archive.fo/6d6nH archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|I do want to say i overheard them talking when they were checking out next to me and she was talking in a fake anime girl voice and he was telling her how to bag food properly and it was beyond weird}}

A Kiwi Farms user asked for details, and ClownPrinceofGrape replied that Chris was doing most of the talking about the food they needed and the order to bag it, and that Flutter was replying with simple answers such as "that sounds great!" or "ok!" in a waifu voice.<ref>[[:File:My Earnest Opinions-ClownPrinceofGrape 13Jul2024 DM.jpg]]</ref>

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===On the road===
On 16 [[July 2024]] Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted driving by [[Reddit]] user StalinF.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/mWreylWzcd</ref> StalinF mistook Flutter in the backseat for a child due to her appearance. StalinF left a comment saying:

{{quotebox|I don’t know much about the Chris chan lore so idk if this is interesting but I saw him on the way towards [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville VA]] with whoever the kid is in his backseat}}

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==August==
===River Ridge Mall (August)===
On 13 [[August 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted at River Ridge Mall.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1erots6/chris_chan_spotted_again/ ([https://archive.fo/Fk8An archive])</ref>
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===Valley View Mall===
On 19 August 2024, Chris and Flutter were spotted at Valley View Mall. Flutter was not in frame and was initially mistaken for a child by the photographer.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1ewezzx/chrischan_sighting_in_roanoke_va/</ref>

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{{References}}
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{{The Internet}}

Incest Arrest

2024-08-20T15:58:32Z

HKDR: Additional information about the body cam leak

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|{{w|Capture of Saddam Hussein|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."}}]]
[[File:Cwc-arrest.jpg|thumb|Chris accepting the inevitable.]]

'''Incest Arrest''' refers to footage of Chris being arrested for [[incest]] on his mother.

At approximately past midnight on 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] was posted on YouTube, in which Chris confessed to [[Affair With Mother|having sex]] with [[Barbara Chandler]], his mother. Hundreds across the world called the police, leading to Chris being evicted from his home, [[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb|taking $750 from his mother]] to stay at a motel on the outskirts of [[Chris's homes#Chesterfield County|Richmond, Virginia]], until he was finally arrested by officers of the Henrico County Police Department on 1 [[August 2021]].

The arrest was filmed and livestreamed by internet personality Ethan Ralph and his crew. Additionally, footage of the arrest was captured on the bodycams worn by [[Jerkops|police officers]], and the footage was later acquired by YouTube channel EWU Bodycam.

==Ethan Ralph's video==
===Background===
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Ethan_oliver_ralph_gunt.jpg|thumb|left|160px|Ethan Ralph, who recorded Chris's arrest [[The Classic|while cosplaying as him]].]]

On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user Chrisisaman located [[Son-Chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, a number of people attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful. They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded. Despite trying to turn Chris against [[Null]], who Ralph had a grudge against, Chris did not respond to these questions, nor did he respond to Ralph's offers to have him appear on the Killstream after his release.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having advised him the previous day to cooperate with the police during his arrest),<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref> though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car.

===Video===
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| name = Full Stream
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Video|Return of the living Chrischan]]
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{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background]''

May: They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

Ralph: Oh, shit! Oh shit--

[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events]

May: Oh my god!

Ralph: They're arresting her!

[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]

Ralph: Sorry.

[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]

May in background: Oh my god!

Ralph: Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

Chris: (yelling) Yeah, those are trolls! They are following me from the Internet! Do not record this!

Ralph: (yelling) CHRIS-CHAN, WHAT'S UP?! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

Guy in background: Let the charges drop! It's all about Joshua Conner Moon!

Ralph: Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

[Bystanders start yelling]

May in background: Give it up, Chris-Chan!

Guy in background: Give him up... save yourself, girl!

Another guy in background: Magi-Chan will help you!

Guy in background: You're beautiful!

Ralph: Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

Woman in background: Go to church!

Ralph: No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]

Person below: ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

Ralph: YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]

Guy in background: Got a (indistinct) here!

May in background: Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]

Ralph: Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing next to two waiting police cruisers]

Police officer:...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]

Chris: ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]

Woman in background:...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]

Ralph: Hey, officers, how's it going?

Police officer: How you doing? I just saw you.

Ralph: Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

Person in background: Sorry about that, guys.

Ralph: I told you!

Chris: I'm going, I'm complying...

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Chris: I'm complying, I am good like this!

Guy in background: (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

May in background: (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

Ralph: (To May) Yeah, I think so.

Ralph: (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

Chris: I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your Goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with CWCVille and my Sonichus and Rosechus and everybody.

Ralph: Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

Guy in background: How do you plead?

Ralph: Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

Chris : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

Ralph: Doing good, feeling good?

Chris : Yep.

Ralph: How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty stressful.

Chris : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

Ralph: Well that's good.

Guy in background: Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]

Chris: (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from My Little Pony.

Guy in background: Your Love Quest is over, Chris!

Chris: (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

Jesse: Hey, Ethan!

Ralph: What's up, Jesse?

Jesse: How you doing?

Ralph: Boy we almost missed it, huh?

[Ralph and Jesse laugh]

Jesse: I was wandering around the mall.

[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]

Chris: Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

Officer: I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

May in background: I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

[Someone makes a noise in the background]

Jesse: Christine, this man does want to help you.

Ralph: Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

May in background: We're here to help you!

[Indistinct yelling in background]

Ralph: We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

[The cop finishes his search]

Police officer: (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

Chris: I have nothing else on me.

[The police officer says something to Chris]

Chris: I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

Ralph: (Chuckles)

Chris: That felt good!

Ralph: (Laughs loudly)

Chris: Thank you.

Police officer: Alright, let's have a seat.

Jesse: Christine, is the merge coming?

Ralph: Aight...

Chris: It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

Ralph: (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

May in background: It's happening right now, it is.

Chris: We're living it!

[Chris turns to the officers.]

Chris: (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]

May in background: It's happening right now.

Guy in background: Merge the dimensions, Chris!

Ralph: Farewell, Chris Chan!

May in background: (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]

Ralph: Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

Guy in background: Don't let the boulder hit you!

Ralph: I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.}}

==Alternate angles==

Despite the [[Ethan Ralph]] footage being the most popular one, there have been multiple other people who have filmed the event of Chris's arrest.

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==Bodycam video==
On 17 [[August 2024]], the [[YouTube]] channel EWU Bodycam posted bodycam footage of the arrest. However, the full footage is not publicly available yet although with the number of FOIA requests the EWU Bodycam video is bound to inspire, it doesn't seem this will be the case for very long.

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===Highlights===
Throughout the video footage, the police are unaware of Chris or his infamy, expressing confusion about it at several points.

As Chris is being arrested, a [[Jerkop|police officer]] points a [[taser]] at him and warns that if he fights [[Kick the Autistic|he will be tased]]. Chris then says he will comply.

Chris reveals that he uses two cellphones, one to deal with trolls, and one for friends; he refers to the Kevin Gates song "[[Wikipedia:2 Phones|2 Phones]]."

As he's sitting handcuffed, Chris farts and says, "pardon my flatulence."

The police ask if Chris would like to remove his "necklaces" (which includes the [[medallion]]) as the jail will require them to be removed later anyway. When the police inform that the jail makes exceptions for religious crosses, Chris claims that his medallion [[Messiah complex|is a "cross"]] protecting him. The policeman responds that he doesn't think the jail staff will go for that.

While the officers double-check the arrest warrant, Chris tells them that his husband [[Magi-Chan]] is giving them a "gentle punch" across [[dimensions]]. Chris tries to elicit a reaction from the police, but one simply replies that he did not feel anything. Chris then encourages Magi-Chan to punch harder.

When Ethan Ralph and a bunch of other observers in the area talk to Chris, the officers repeatedly suggest that Chris shouldn't respond to them. Chris [[Honest Content|responds to them anyway]].

While riding in the police car, Chris starts telling the officer about the [[Dimensional Merge]] and asks the officer who his favorite superhero is. When the cop replies, "Probably Spider-Man," Chris excitedly informs him that he'll be able to meet Spider-Man in person.

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Christian Weston Chandler

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HKDR: Fixed some out of date information

:''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Honest}}

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| size = 350
| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
| aliases = Chris-Chan Chris Chan CWC [[Bob Chandler|Little C]] [[Spanish|Ricardo]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]] [[Sonichu (character)|Father]] [[Sonichu (character)|Pop]] [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<ref>[[:File:Kookydash.png]]</ref> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[Facebook|Tini]] [[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[Night Star]] [[CPU Blue Heart]] [[CWC Psychlight]] [[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]] [[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mother]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mama]] [[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]] [[Spirit possession|Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]] [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]] [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]] [[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]] [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]] [[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]] [[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]] [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]] [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]] [[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]
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|gender=[[JERKS|Male]] (1982–2016) [[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)
|nation=[[United States|American]]
|religion=Nondenominational Christianity<ref group = "note">Chris attended Presbyterian, Baptist, and Methodist churches at various points in his life.</ref> (1982-2017) [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptunian Cult]] (2017-2021) [[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]] (2021-present)
|race=White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8=Height
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|in=10
|heightsrc=<ref name=16novletter>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>
|lb=215
|weightsrc=<ref>[[Keffals_videos#The_Chris_Chan_Interview]]</ref>
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother) [[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother) [[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]]) YouTube streamer Video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid) Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]]) [[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid) Member of [[Praetor]], artist ([[2020]]-present)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref> The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref> [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]] 

}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the "Classic Era"]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.

Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. After spending a few months in the group home in Chesterfield County, he was bought a house in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|Big Island]], where he lives to this day. Chris remains active on [[Twitter]] and [[Youtube]], and (un)fortunately, he shows no signs of stopping.

There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{Protip|After publicly identifying as a transwoman since late 2014, Chris's gender identity has been the subject of much discussion among Christorians and controversy in and out of the trans community. For the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before the transition, and not causing additional confusion for readers, the CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition.

Be aware that not all Christorians accept this approach, with some opting to describe Chris exclusively with feminine pronouns after Chris identified as a transwoman, and others compromising by using gender-neutral pronouns, or pronouns applicable to various points in Chris's life reflecting Chris's gender identity at the time.

Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral and can abbreviate every full name that Chris has identified with. Chris has accepted it as a nickname, despite formerly objecting to it post-transition. Because of this, the CWCki most commonly uses this name when discussing Chris-Chan.

In any case, Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery, and most likely never will due to a handful of factors (including socioeconomic status, criminal history, and a lack of interest in more recent years).}}

{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]
[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside, although it can be argued that his work for Praetor can be considered one, even if he isn't paid enough), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]</ref>

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

[[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]

[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.

In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not to have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine."}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname "Chris-Chan," a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia "is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents." Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name "Chris-Chan" is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as "Chris Chan," as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler." He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC," and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick." Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine." In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's." Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo," and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler," or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.).

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. As of the Jail Saga, he calls himself "Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime", to account for him being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, sometimes even saying Jesus as "Hayy-zeus", probably as a botched attempt to sound Spanish, and sometimes shortening the name to "Christ-ine". And yes, [[Animate! Raleigh#Aqua Teen Hunger Force panel|he actually introduces himself as Jesus Christ in public]]. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy," popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris," used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth." Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his more recent antics.

==Foundational Era==
===Childhood and Adolescence===
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, "monkey," was spoken at just 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school," which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian," which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[Creepy stare|stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.

 
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
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Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face." Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
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===Adult Chronicles===
{{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Crossdresser Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or "[[tomgirl]]," as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris lived with his widowed mother until [[2021]] ([[Incest Saga|not that he willingly moved out]]), who along with the [[tugboat]], was his only source of income during this time. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]], after coming out as a transgender woman.]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely." Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove."

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==
{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<ref>[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]</ref>

==Downfall Era==
{{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}

{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph]].]]

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].

[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]

However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.

What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]

On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.

While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].

[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]

Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.

Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.

On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.

==Second Coming Era==
{{main|2023|2024|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Sightings (2024)|Second Coming}}

{{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|"Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime"]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}

[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|right|Free as fuck.]]

The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].

Though every good story needs a sequel, right?

After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> before updating their files to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.

Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as "[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]]."

In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to "Resolved Order Pending,"<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]</ref> Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].

On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|left|Chris, having a normal one in a 2024 livestream, where he swears he hasn't been watching hentai.]]

Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref> While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later, [[Fan visits#JacksonStarship|but Barb was since seen living there]] with all of her animals, being taken care off by a caretaker. That day also marked the first of many sightings of a mysterious girl, dubbed "Food Lion Lady", "Meryl", "Egg", or even "Cabbage Patch".

By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]].

In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day after his infamous reputation caught up to him and the weens reported him to the convention staff.

As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.

==Featured Fan Videos==
{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|[[Null]] [[Null DMs#Sound of mind|realizes Chris is beyond help]].}}

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

{{CWCipedia}}
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{{References}}

==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

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Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2024-03-18T21:17:27Z

HKDR: Should clarify that this was not just an anniversary, but the 24th anniversary

{{quote|What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris Chan.|The opening narration for the series. After Chris's [[Transgender|transition]], feminine pronouns are used instead.}}

[[File:ChrisChanACH1and85.png|thumb|The thumbnails for episodes 1 and 85, the first and last episodes of Season 1 of the series.]]

'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is a documentary [[Internet|webseries]] created by [[Geno Samuel]], which began in [[February 2018]]. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s life, similar to [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo]]'s. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with most videos being between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being tied to the playback of Chris's own audio and video.

The documentary series began on 14 June 2018 and covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the [[1980s]] to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]]. Currently running at 85 episodes, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the runtime for the documentary series is quite extensive at over two and a half days.<ref group = "note"; name=psychologist>More accurately: 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 4 seconds.</ref> The series is currently on an indefinite hiatus of a year or longer, with the last episode coming out on 17 [[March 2024]], on the 24th anniversary of the creation of [[Sonichu (character)|the Sonichu character]].

The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder.<ref name=extent>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Extent of Coverage]]</ref> In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner so he can focus on other projects, like making documentaries on other subjects and producing music.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12ppz6g/has_anyone_made_a_list_of_genos_doc_parts_that/jgv9rt9/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/r4crn archive])</ref> Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/comment/jwyqxpr/ ([https://archive.ph/dkFxb archive])</ref>

==Overview==
The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] – trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. It presents the events of Chris's life in a mostly objective light, allowing watchers to pass their own judgment on Chris and the people around him, although Geno selectively chooses what material to cover.<ref name=extent></ref> Nonetheless, Geno occasionally slips in dry, blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he also manages to maintain a completely neutral, deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's most humorous moments despite being an overview of Chris's life.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. However, Geno has used masculine pronouns in the context of referring to Chris's past antics, and also during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]]. Beginning with Episode 61, Geno began altering the theme music to represent the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Since the saga in question ended in Episode 62, Geno has said that it would be reverted back in Episode 63, although a distorted, reversed version of the theme has consistently played over the credits since then.<ref>https://youtu.be/W3K30u0T5gI?t=1091/</ref> Beginning with Episode 70, glitches have been introduced to the intro, with the severity of the distortion steadily increasing with every video. Episode 85 has no intro, instead featuring a black screen featuring the name of the episode. It also ends with "End of Season 1", instead of the usual "End of Episode X".

Geno initially predicted the series would take around 50 episodes to reach the present day when he began the project, but the fiftieth episode only reached the events of mid-[[2016]]. Geno has revised his initial prediction to eighty-nine episodes<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1517274668004118528/</ref>, implying a laid-out plan for the documentary, but he did finish it in slightly lesser amount of these. Once he's "caught up" with [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], Geno plans to continue the series incrementally up to [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|its logical conclusion]]. To give Christory more time to develop, he took a break following the release of the final episode of the first season.

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era" – much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas. The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail, but critiquing him on parts he found [[Honest Content|too graphic]] or [[List of Chris's lies|fake]].

In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took.<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804</ref> Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus following the release of Episode 59. He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, so he informed his patrons that he would not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974</ref> During that time, Geno redirected his attention to work on his other documentaries and music projects. The series officially resumed on 24 February 2022, [[Chris's birthday|Chris's 40th birthday]].

==History==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Chris's birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

On 31 [[July 2021]], Geno decided to put the series on hiatus following the release of Episode 59, in light of the incest situation. He had originally planned to do so after Episode 60, but opted to take a break from the series for multiple reasons.

On 1 [[October 2021]], Geno was featured on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcmxOGYGF51T1XsqQLewGtQ TrashTaste], a podcast featuring a group of anime YouTubers, thereby exposing Chris to millions of weebs everywhere. In the podcast Geno expressed his desire to also follow his other passions, not wanting to be known as "The Chris Chan guy". When asked how many episodes were possibly left, he replied <q>maybe another 10 episodes</q>. He also said <q>if the opportunity arises… if I can get something done with Netflix, this could be a stepping stone.</q><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciJamr2z1Q</ref>


On 24 [[February 2022]], Part LX (60) was released, ending the series' 208-day hiatus.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY</ref>

=== April Fool's jokes ===
[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the 2021 April Fool's joke.]]
Occasionally, Geno will play a prank involving the series on 1 April.

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210401070110/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2021]</ref> The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 1 [[April 2022]], Geno did another April Fool's Day joke by changing his username to Tekken Time Bomb and swapping all of the titles and thumbnails of the videos with clickbait on subjects unrelated to Chris, renaming the playlist "Freshest Videos".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220401133734/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2022]</ref> Nonetheless, the titles and thumbnails all cleverly alluded to details discussed in the videos themselves.

On 1 [[April 2023]], Geno uploaded what appeared to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWoYB0ppLk Part LXXIV (74)], which began as one would expect it to begin, however it took a sharp turn, revealing it to be an April Fools joke and showing a plotline imagining Chris realising that the Dimensional Merge was a delusion and Dimension 197 didn't exist, selling all his toys and video games and getting a job at a local Target, followed by him leaving the Internet and eventually marrying. It ended with a major-key version of the ''Comprehensive History'' theme song and a "THE END" card. Photoshops and AI-generated audio of Chris and [[Ben Saint]] were used to create the illusion. The video was unlisted the following day, but is available to those who have the link. The real Part 74 was later uploaded on the 17th.

==Omissions==
Geno has at times made omissions to the series. In response to a question on the matter, Geno gave episode 66 as an example and stated:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wun7mu/about_the_doc/ilb5j3f/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/EvOjj archive])</ref>

{{quote|Just for Part 66, I didn't include a whole period of time when Chris was obsessing over [[Bowsette]], and created a backstory for her which stated she was the child that resulted from Bowser raping Princess Peach. I didn't address it because it was a secluded period and was never addressed in the future. I tend to leave in things that I know will be featured later on, such as the development of the [[Dimensional Merge]] rhetoric, which is important enough to go over in more detail at least once. Once an event or idea is mentioned in the doc, I would go over it in lesser detail later on so as not to repeat myself too much.}}

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past homophobia with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued watching the series.

About Part 38, Chris tweeted about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]]<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>.

{{Quoteboxyellow|I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.

[[File:Derp1.jpg|200px]]

And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”

[[File:Derp2.jpg|200px]]}}

About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

About part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

About part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point of Chris's [[transgender]]ism.

{{quoteboxyellow| Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quotebox|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that "[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]" would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]</ref>

According to [[Don Lashomb]], Chris planned to collaborate with Geno and make audio commentary for every episode of the series.

{{clear}}

==Influence==
{{quote|I first fell in love with Christian Weston Chandler and thought I had a big brother when I watched the original run of Geno Samuel's documentaries.|Jacob Sockness<ref name=sockness>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/drxzg7/am_i_responsible_for_the_sockness_saga/</ref>}}

Geno's documentary is often noted for either introducing many people to Christory or having an influence on it.

* [[Jacob Sockness]]<ref name=sockness></ref>: An enabler who wanted to have sex with Chris.

* [[The WCT]]<ref name="WCTWiki">[https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?oldid=564 "The WCT" - EGS Reupload Wiki] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210811043202/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT (archive)]</ref>: A member of the [[Watchmen]] white knight/enabler group. While it's unknown whether WCT knew of Chris prior to the ''Comprehensive History'', WCT was "fascinated" by the series itself. WCT was also in GenoSamuel's Discord server where he met the Watchman member [[Naught]].

* [[Fiona]]<ref>[https://archive.ph/cV5W0 I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane]</ref>: A young woman and enabler who became infatuated with Chris. While she claimed to have been introduced to Chris through Deadwing Dork, she would also watch the series on end, and become an active member in the CWCSphere soon after.

* [[KwaiiSandbag]]: An enabler who role-played as a psychic and influenced Chris to end his phase of [[role-play]]ing as Sonichu.

==Episodes (both original and revised)==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Part
!align="left"|Link
!align="left"|Year(s)
!align="left"|Event timeline
|-
|1
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])
|1982-2000
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
|-
|2
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])
|2000-2004
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
|-
|3
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])
|2004-2006
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
|-
|4
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])
|2006-2007
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
|-
|5
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2007-2008
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
|-
|6
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NncBco0Hck4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original]) ([https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing Revised and Uncensored])
|2008
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
|-
|7
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])
|2008-2009
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to [[Clyde Cash]] revealing himself.
|-
|8
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])
|2009
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
|-
|9
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])
|2009
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
|-
|10
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])
|2009
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
|-
|11
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])
|2009
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
|-
|12
|[https://youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8ld-ZCo0&si=Nek4s08aLgf1gf1x Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])
|2009
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ May 2009)|cwcville.com]].
|-
|13
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])
|2009
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
|-
|14
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Current]
|2009
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
|-
|15
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Current]
|2009
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
|-
|16
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6A7czciKFA Current]
|2009
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
|-
|17
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Current]
|2009
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
|-
|18
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Current]
|2009
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
|-
|19
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Current]
|2009
|Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
|-
|20
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Current]
|2009
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
|-
|21
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Current]
|2009
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
|-
|22
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Current]
|2009-2010
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
|-
|23
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Current]
|2010
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
|-
|24
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]
|2010
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
|-
|25
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
|-
|26
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
|-
|27
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]
|2010
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
|-
|28
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]
|2010
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
|-
|29
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]
|2010
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
|-
|30
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]
|2010
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
|-
|31
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]
|2010
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
|-
|32
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]
|2010
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
|-
|33
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]
|2010
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
|-
|34
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]
|2010 - 2011
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]].
|-
|35
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]
|2011
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
|-
|36
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]
|2011
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
|-
|37
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]
|2012
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
|-
|38
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]
|2012-2013
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
|-
|39
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]
|2013-2014
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]].
|-
|40
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]
|2014
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
|-
|41
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]
|2014
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
|-
|42
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]
|2014
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
|-
|43
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]
|2014-2015
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015. This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
|-
|44
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]
|2015
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]]. Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
|-
|45
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]
|2015
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
|-
|46
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]
|2015
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
|-
|47
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]
|2015-2016
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
|-
|48
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]
|2016
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
|-
|49
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]
|2016
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
|-
|50
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]
|2016
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
|-
|51
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]
|2016
|[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].
|-
|52
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]
|2016
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
|-
|53
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]
|2016-2017
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
|-
|54
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]
|2017
|[[2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
|-
|55
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]
|2017
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
|-
|56
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]
|2017
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
|-
|57
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]
|2017
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
|-
|58
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]
|2017
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
|-
|59
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]
|2017
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].
|-
|60
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]
|2017-2018
| [[November 2017 tweets#The only person with Heterochromia|Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces]] to [[February 2018 Facebook Posts#Christian Love Day|the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday]].
|-
|61
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40wYDbcfYEg Current]
|2018
| The growth of the amount of [[Idea Guys]] to [[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys|a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes.]]
|-
|-
|62
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJ0x53ik34 Current]
|2018
| [[Twitch#CLog_04172018_-_Buy_My_Toys|Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items]] to [[WE_NEED_MONEY_FOR_MORTGAGE_NOW,_PLEASE#Please.2C_HELP_US.21_FORECLOSURE_RISK_HIGH.21|a desperate plea video for monetary donations.]]
|-
|-
|63
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMhrr5xkMI Current]
|2018
| [[May 2018 social media posts#Chris gets a new phone, wants to sell old phone|A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay]] to [[Nightstar_is_a_very_important_Special_Sonichu|a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star.]]
|-
|-
|64
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBIb1RMs Current]
|2018
| [[TooManyGames#At_the_con|Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention]] to [[BronyCon_2018|Chris leaving BronyCon 2018.]]
|-
|65
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM Current]
|2018
| [[Waiting for the tow truck]] to [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]
|-
|66
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9WHi2CMlg Current]
|2018
| [[August_2018_social_media_posts#So_where_is_the_Wikipedia_Article_about_me?|A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page]] to [[Misc_texts#Sorbet_deceased|a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension.]]
|-
|67
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKgagZawBI Current]
|2018-2019
|Chris explaining the [[Dimensional Merge]] to Chris falling out with [[The Captain]].
|-
|68
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XneFqMrLLNw Current]
|2019
|Chris announcing he will not be attending [[MAGfest]] to Chris begging to be unblocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|Brony Analysts]].
|-
|69
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJdb6HBw78 Current]
|2019
|Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]]
|-
|70
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q Current]
|2019
|From [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s prequel video to [[Sarah and Steve]] defending their enabling on [[Twitter]].
|-
|71
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mRucAOtJZw&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1 Current]
|2019
|From [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview]] to Chris begging for money to attend [[Bronycon]].
|-
|72
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyuvFpEXak Current]
|2019
|From [[Misc_texts#Thinking_of_selling_bath_water|Thinking of selling bath water]] to [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].
|-
|73
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPvr-D9nZI Current]
|2019
|From [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries|Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries]] to [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]].
|-
|74 (Faux)
|[https://youtu.be/pyWoYB0ppLk Current]
|2019-2023
|An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory.
|-
|74
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-Tfts0vdI Current]
|2019
|From Chris' gofundme for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle.
|-
|75
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2019-2020
|From Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] arguing over character ownership to [[The End Games]] blocking Chris on Twitter.
|-
|76
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2020
|From [[The End Games]] receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how [[COVID-19]] was eradicated in dimension C-197.
|-
|77
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWVN8nz8C4 Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" participating in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|the Leftovers Tonight stream]] to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].
|-
|78
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VHaZZr8Uc Current]
|2020
|From [[August 2020 social media posts#A Simple Clarification|"Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe]] to the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].
|-
|79
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8BmOqfVNY Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" planning to appear on [[The Create Unknown]] podcast to "Sonichu" [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|having a premonition]] concerning [[Manchester High School]].
|-
|80
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wqtfQFIaE Current]
|2020-2021
|From "Sonichu" [[November 2020 social media posts#Happy Thanksgiving|wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving]] to [[Null]] [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption]].
|-
|81
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with Kwaii Sandbag.
|-
|82
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the [[Affirmations List‎‎]] and [[Lovers Attributes List]].
|-
|83
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0k8xlxL_Y Current]
|2021
|From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop.
|-
|84
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTgU69ZJfc Current]
|2021
|From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut.
|-
|85
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHMhjZ-kEk Current]
|2021
|From Christine continuing to complete commissions for his fundraiser to get his to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.
|}

==Remastered cut plans==
Geno stated a plan to produce a remaster of the series, saying in a r/ChrisChanSonichu thread on August 2023 that plans "includes fixing mistakes, putting stuff in that I missed before, and even cutting some stuff out if it's really unnecessary" and that it "would be released in the same multipart format on Rumble".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/what_are_some_things_geno_samuel_has_either/jwz2gaq/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/yrrq4 archive])</ref>

==See also==
*[[Geno Samuel]]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

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David Heilberg

2024-02-26T03:00:10Z

HKDR: Clarified a trivia fact about Heilberg

{{quote|Ms. Chandler's frequent and sometimes over the top presence on the internet is partly a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others|Heilberg on Chris<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-lawyer-incest-charge-arrest-mental-health-2021-8</ref>}}

{{quote|I've let Heilberg do his work; He hardly keeps me updated or communicates with me. HE's frustrated at Region 10 Doing Absolutely Nothing|Chris on Heilberg<ref>In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022‎‎]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = David Heilberg
| name = David Leonard Heilberg
| image = HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|size=200px
| aliases = Dave
| gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|knownfor = • Defense lawyer for Chris on his [[incest]] charge
|occupation = Lawyer
|saga = {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''David Leonard Heilberg''' is Chris's defense lawyer for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge. Heilberg was assigned due to Chris being too poor to hire a lawyer, causing the court to grant him one, and unfortunately Heilberg didn’t know what he was getting into by agreeing to be his lawyer. Despite this, Heilberg spent the next year a half on this case, eventually ending with Chris's charges being dismissed.

Heilberg has been a lawyer for more than 50 years, and has won multiple awards for his work. Heilberg was also the attorney for one of the 2002 D.C. snipers, {{w|John Allen Muhammad}}, who was executed in 2009.

==Assignment==

On 5 [[August 2021]], Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned Heilberg to represent Chris. On the same day, Chris and Heilberg appeared in court, which did not go well for David. Chris interupted the proceedings by loudly shouting 'I'm famous on the internet!', after which Heilberg told him not to speak until spoken to. Heilberg told the court he'd be asked for evaluations of Chris, to which he started yelling about how he needed to get everything back home, and that he wouldn't feel safe until he gets his things back.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html</ref>

===News Interviews===

Shortly after being assigned, Heilberg interviewed the news sources [[Wikipedia:Insider Inc.|Insider]] and {{w|Newsweek}} about Chris. These provide insight into Heilberg's opinion on the situation, who seems to not trust Chris's [[Incest Call|admission of guilt]] due to his mental health issues and frequent troll manipulation. He asks the public to not believe everything on the internet, citing how information is often twisted.

{{collapsible|Insider Interview|
The lawyer representing Christine Weston Chandler, known online as Chris Chan, criticized Virginia's "critical shortage" of mental health facilities and said that mental health issues have played a role in Chandler's complicated online history.

"Ms. Chandler's frequent and sometimes over the top presence on the internet is partly a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others," David Heilberg said in a statement provided to Insider on Friday.

Chandler, a popular online figure for over a decade, has been charged with a single count of incest after a leaked audio recording alleged she had sex with her 79-year-old mother.

Chandler is known for creating the comic character "Sonichu," a cross between Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog, as well as being the target of trolling campaigns online since 2007. Chandler obsessives then spent years documenting her online history on a forum and Wiki page called CWCiki.

Heilberg referenced the harassment faced by Chandler, who has said she has an autism spectrum disorder, and warned followers against blindly believing information about Chandler shared to online forums.

"Under ordinary circumstances, people should not believe everything they learn on the internet," the statement said. "Everything you find there should always be filtered by skepticism that is not pursued enough. This applies even more to somebody who is legally disabled with mental health issues."

Heilberg also suggested that online trolls who document Chandler's life have reached out to him for information on the case and said that "legitimate inquiries from journalists, supporters and nuisance trollers will be handled the same way."

The lawyer added that "the criminal justice system is a poor vehicle to help people with mental health issues" and said that there is a great deal of "misinformation" circulating online about Chandler.

"There are few people with actual personal knowledge about what happened," Heidelberg said in his statement. "Just because you heard or read something does not make it true."

Heilberg asked those with "reliable information or evidence" to contact the Greene County Sheriff's Office.

Chandler is currently being held in a Virginia jail without bond and her next court date is September 16.<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-lawyer-incest-charge-arrest-mental-health-2021-8</ref>}}

{{collapsible|Newsweek Interview|
The lawyer representing Christine Weston Chandler, the YouTube star also known as Chris Chan online, says it is important "not believe everything they learn on the internet" about his client and her case.

Chandler was arrested on Sunday, August 1 and charged with one count of incest after the Green County Sheriff's Office received information about alleged "sex crimes against a family member, who resides in the Ruckersville area."

In a statement issued to Newsweek, Chandler's attorney, David L Heilberg said much of the information being put out online in relation to the case needed to be "filtered by skepticism" especially as his client is "legally disabled with mental health issues."

"Ms. Chandler's frequent and sometimes over-the-top presence on the internet is partly a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others," Heilberg said.

"Like almost anything on the internet, it is difficult to determine what is true. These principles hold no matter if you are a supporter, a legitimate journalist, or a trolling hater."

Heilberg also indicated that online trolls had been in touch with him and trying to get information about Chandler's case. He said "legitimate inquiries from journalists, supporters, and nuisance trollers will be handled the same way."

Chandler is currently being held at the Central Virginia regional jail without bond and is next due in court on September 16.

In a hearing held to determine whether she would be granted bond, the 39-year-old reportedly stamped her feet after a request to gather personal belongings was rejected.

Chandler's lawyer criticized the lack of support for his client in light of her well documented mental health issues.

"The criminal justice system is a poor vehicle to help people with mental health issues," he told Newsweek.

"There is also a critical shortage of mental health treatment facilities in Virginia. Providing
somebody with the help that they need is complicated and will take time."

Heilberg added that the "volume of misinformation" found on the internet about Chandler and the case online made it a "poor place to learn the truth."

"There are few people with actual personal knowledge about what happened. Just because you heard or read something does not make it true."

If found guilty of incest, she could face anywhere between one and 10 years in prison as well as a fine of up to $2,500 under Virginia state law.

Heilberg has urged anyone "with actual personal knowledge about the people involved and the facts of what happened" to contact the Greene County Sheriff's Office.<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388</ref>}}

==Mentions by Chris==

In [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]], Chris mentions that he wants the letter to be forwarded to Heilberg. He also claims that he has spoken to Heilberg about his beliefs of [[Messiah complex|being Jesus Christ]], though his response to this is unknown.

In [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]], Chris mentioned writing to Heilberg to tell him negative stories about [[Barbara]]'s character, including a claim that Barbara had offered herself for sex to Chris in [[2012]]. Chris believed that Barbara was never questioned on account of her age.

In [[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022]], Chris writes that Heilberg told him he'd be going home soon.

In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022‎‎]], Chris complained about Heilberg and the legal system:

{{quote|I've let Heilberg do his work; He hardly keeps me updated or communicates with me. HE's frustrated at Region 10 Doing Absolutely Nothing, Social Workers in Greene County and anywhere Do Absolutely Nothing, AND Western State Hospital, in his words, were Supposed to place me in a Group Home, BUT to simply Free Up a Room, they Sent Me Back to Jail}}

===Mentions by Others===

On 11 [[March 2023]], [[Praetor]] was [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|interviewed]]. In the interview, Praetor claims that Chris's "second coming" involved plans to put Heilberg on retainer. They also claim that they're in contact with Heilberg, who advised them to keep any "ill-meaning folk" away from Chris, making it so that no visitors visit Chris. The truth of these claims is unknown.

==Sealing the Case==
[[File:HeilbergStatement.png|200px|thumb|Heilberg on Chris's case being sealed]]

On 5 [[August 2022]], Heilberg filed a motion for autism disorder deferred disposition. This led to a grand jury hearing, which instead ended with a continuance. Shortly after this, the court decided on sealing Chris's court records, which David Heilberg explained in an email to a Christorian:

{{quoteboxnavy|RE: Reporting on Christine Chandler

Mr. Brown:

The reason that the case was sealed was because there was so much intense legitimate and illegitimate external interest about Ms. Chandler. Greene County is a small rural place. In a unique situation like this, there is case authority (attached) to keep all pre-trial materials sealed so that it will later be possible to select a local jury for a fair trial if and when this is needed. The application of the Depasquale remedy to prevent prejudicial pre-trial publicity is probably the only story that you can tell. This relief is rarely sought and allowed. However, the unique intense interest in this case, including inaccurate online disinformation, required this infrequently used remedy. In our current age of unregulated online disinformation about almost anything and everyone, this remedy might be needed now more than ever.

Dave

David L. Heilberg, PLC 
Attorney at Law<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>}}

===Jail Hoax===

In [[September 2022]], a [[4chan]] user claimed that Chris escaped through the window of a courthouse bathroom. Despite the lack of evidence presented, the claim went viral across social media, and numerous news articles were made about the rumor. On 16 September, {{w|USA Today}} posted an article debunking the claim, citing an interview had with Heilberg.

{{quotebox|A representative for Chandler, whose arrest was covered by People, CBS 19 and other news outlets , said reports of an escape were false.

“I am unaware from any source that Ms. Chandler ‘escaped’ and any contrary stories or rumors are untrue,” attorney David Heilberg told USA TODAY.

Heilberg added that there was “unique intense interest” and "online disinformation" surrounding the case.<ref>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/09/16/fact-check-vlogger-charged-incest-still-custody-after-arrest/8037525001/</ref>}}

==External Links==

https://www.heilberglaw.com/, Heilberg's website. Note that he specializes in sex offense allegations.

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{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{JailSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:People]]

Talk:Affair with Mother

2024-02-26T02:49:18Z

HKDR: Added "Probably a silly proposition, but..."

==Title==
I think this article needs a better title, like "The Incest Incident", "Incest Allegations" or "1 August 2021" something. The article is about an ongoing investigation and is being updated as such, like the attack on gameplace and the gamestop macing incident. Just the word incest doesn't seem right and makes it seem more like a artifact or hobby like dirty cramped briefs or mass debating. DCB and Mass debating are more one and done articles, this isn't. This is an incident article.
[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] ([[User talk:Theiselybros|talk]]) 04:45, 6 August 2021 (UTC)
:I strongly agree, this should either be renamed to be more specific, or the contents regarding the whole incident should be moved to its own article while we keep the actual stuff about incest here. [[User:Lez|Lez]] ([[User talk:Lez|talk]]) 10:17, 6 August 2021 (UTC)
:Yes the title should specifically be about this incident. 'Incest chat leak' or 'Incest allegations 2021' maybe. I wouldn't go for 'July 30, 2021'. I hate CWCki titles which are all/mostly just a date, titles should give ''some'' explanation of what their article is about. Separately another article could be made about everything incest related with Chris ('Chris and incest' or just splitting this one). Chris has made a few comments about incest over the years so there deserves to be an article talking generally about the topic. [[User:Zonkdonk|Zonkdonk]] ([[User talk:Zonkdonk|talk]]) 11:19, 7 August 2021 (UTC)

==Rework needed==
Consensus on [[Talk:August 2021 Arrest and Court Case]]:

:''"Having two articles that seem to be covering the same info yet are separate is quite confusing. [...] I think that it may just be a better idea to rework the Incest page to be about Chris's fascination with the act (basically lifting most of the content from the [[Chris and sex]] page) and the communications revealing what he'd done, followed by a separate page covering the arrest. Otherwise, we're going to be dealing with a gigantic article with how long the legal coverage is going to end up being. [...] The incest page should focus on Chris's past views of incest, his relationship with Barbra, and how Bella factored into all of that."''

I've begun moving content from here to the legal page, but this one still needs to be restructured and trimmed up a bit. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 14:07, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

== Admission ref broken ==

There was a reference named admission but the link itself seems to have been moved to another page at some point. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:22, 21 September 2021 (UTC)

:Fixed. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 17:12, 21 September 2021 (UTC)

== Source ==

What's the source for the incriminating text messages mentioned in the page? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:16, 23 September 2021 (UTC)

== Call date ==

Is the date of the call known? The Stardate says 30 July but that's only when it was leaked. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:56, 4 October 2021 (UTC)

:Reading into it, I think the call took place in the early morning hours of 28 July. Item 5 on the ILJ Summary Thread has a citation showing Bella discussing the call. Looked up the Discord chatlogs which were posted [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9667122 here]... in "Chess club - general" at the 28 July 2021 3:10 AM timestamp, Bella says, "about to video call cwc". At the 5:40 AM timestamp, in the "Chess club - book-club" channel, Bella begins mentioning the incest news, says "We talked for like four hours [...] I took some random clips [...] Im trying to compile it now". Someone asks if it'll be leaked to the documentary guy, and Bella replies, "I'll leak it to everyone eventually / I'm sending it to [Suitress] rn / nobody predicted this / really"

:So does it makes sense to put down 28 July for the call? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:37, 8 October 2021 (UTC)

== Split call to separate page? ==

Should the call versions be moved to another page? I think it's a bit clunky to have on this page since there are multiple versions. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:14, 8 October 2021 (UTC)

== Background section ==

Background section could use an update to include the [[Lonely feelings]] chat. Also I think the stuff on Chris's past mentions of incest could be moved to the Chris and Sex page, so the Background section here just focuses on the lead-up to the incest. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:27, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

:Should we include the Idea Guy stuff, where they convince Chris that he banged Sonichu in order to bring Cryzel into the world, onto this article? [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 20:59, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

== July28 Artwork ==

I'd like to preface this by saying I think the more evidence we have of Chris articulating his interest in and actions towards having sex with his mother will help this article as long as we avoid theory crafting and wild speculation on totally disconnected points. Take for example [[The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability]] and the massage oil, on their own they are relatively harmless but in context they not only help to establish intent but also reveal premeditation. So while this might not be mind blowing it is a shred of evidence.

Would it be too much of a stretch to say that the two purple figures in the bottom right of July28BeautyArtwork.jpg[https://sonichu.com/w/images/7/70/July28BeautyArtwork.jpg] are Chris's interpretation of the "affair". While Chris's sign is Pisces, it wouldn't be too out of left field for him to use Gemini to conceal the identity of the figure while still representing himself as Gemini in astrology is "the twins" and would align with Chris's fantasy of multiple personas. The sign for the other figure is Libra which just so happens to Barb's sign. This was picked up by the artist of the picture[https://sonichu.com/w/images/d/d8/SoulBonding.jpg] at the top of the [[Affair with Mother]] page so I'm not the first to notice this. If you really want to dig into it, of all of the pairs of figures in the picture (besides of the rainbow ones) this pair is the only one to share the same color suggesting they are related, furthermore they're colored purple which seems to be Chris's second favorite color after blue. [[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 17:35, 6 February 2022 (UTC)

== Section for Awareness of Wrongdoing? ==

Is there a pre-existing section for this on any relevant pages like this one or [[Jail Saga]]? Might be enough for one, considering things like Chris wanting to use an encryption app to discuss the incest and using his cover story to various people. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:37, 22 March 2022 (UTC)

:I say make it a subsection for this article. Maybe put it under "Rationalizations". [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:40, 22 March 2022 (UTC)

== Disclaimer about Chris's habit of changing stories? ==

I feel like it would also be a good idea to add a disclaimer about Chris's apparent habit of changing his side of the story on past events. When it comes to the affair, he referred to it as 'soul bonding' at first, then later started denying the events, before blaming the events on his "Shattered Glass" counterpart. So I believe it would be appropriate. [[User:PracticeBot13|PracticeBot13]] ([[User talk:PracticeBot13|talk]]) 14:33, 20 January 2024 (EST)
:Sounds good.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:21, 20 January 2024 (EST)

== Probably a silly proposition, but... ==

Should there be a disclaimer on the page that Chris Chan was never verified to have had sex with his mother in a court of law? Even though I undoubtedly believe he is guilty, it seems a tiny bit informal to not at least mention in a disclaimer near the top that the affair with his mother was not proven in a court of law but neither was is it disproved. Now you don't need more than two brain cells to know he did it but I think the disclaimer would be the most professional way to go about things. I know you guys aren't Wikipedia so professionalism and lack of bias isn't the #1 priority, but being a wiki documenting the life of a living person, I think it's worth giving him the benefit of a disclaimer of something that in the eyes of law enforcement, isn't objectively true.

I think the page saying he DID do it based on on the evidence is appropriate but a disclaimer that in a legal sense, Chris Chan was not convicted of the crime, is probably worth including. Of course the page should not say he did not do it but I'm sure you understand what I'm tying to say. [[User:HKDR|HKDR]] ([[User talk:HKDR|talk]]) 21:49, 25 February 2024 (EST)

February 2024

2024-02-24T15:48:35Z

HKDR: Added his second highlights stream to the notable events

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|Chris in February 2024]]{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Blocking Michael McKean.jpg|thumb|I- I am not crazy. I am NOT crazy! I know he fucked that mother, it was in 2021, one after COVID, as if Id ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I-I-I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that insane woman on Discord to lie for him! Wh- you think this is something? You think this is bad? this? this CHICANERY? He's done worse! That billboard - Sonic's arms turned blue again just like that? He orchestrated it! Chris-chan! He ejaculated into a Fanta! And I trolled him. And I shouldn't have. Made him his own wiki site- what was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change, ever since he was 18, couldn't keep his hands off his galpals! 'but not our Chrissy, couldn't be precious Chrissy.' Groping them blind! And he get's to be a free man again? What a joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance and you, you have to stop him you....]]

'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2024]]'''.

== Notable events ==
*'''1 February''' - Chris complains about Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Family Guy]]</ref>
*'''3 February'''
**Chris blocks multiple voice actors for ''[[MLP G5]]'' out of protest for the ending of ''[[G4]]''.<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Mass blocking of MLP G5 VAs]]</ref>
**Chris requests that [[Geno Samuel]] refrain from selling a WANT WOMAN! shirt.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref>
* '''4 February''' - Chris livestreams [[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]].
* '''9 February''' - Chris livestreams yet [[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream|another 'Media Share Suggestion Live Stream']].
*'''11 February''' - Chris uploads [[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]].
*'''13 February''' - Chris uploads [[CWC Art Contest]] Part 1.
*'''15 February''' - Chris uploads [[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 2|a second stream highlights video]].
*'''17 February''' - Chris livestreams [[Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media]].
*'''20 February''' - Chris uploads [[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 3|a third stream highlights video]] and [[CWC ART CONTEST Round 1]].
* '''24 February''' - Chris [[Chris's birthday#2024, 42nd birthday|turns 42]], celebrating his first birthday since his release from jail. He uploads two videos in his new [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series.

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[February 2024 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
===Videos===
*[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]
*[[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]
*[[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]]
*[[CWC ART CONEST Round 1]]
*[[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 2]]
*[[Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media]]
*[[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 3]]
*[[CWC ART CONTEST Round 1]]
*[[ART CONTEST Semifinals]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

February 2024

2024-02-24T15:45:23Z

HKDR: Placed his uploads from 20 February 2024 in the Notable Events

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|Chris in February 2024]]{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Blocking Michael McKean.jpg|thumb|I- I am not crazy. I am NOT crazy! I know he fucked that mother, it was in 2021, one after COVID, as if Id ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I-I-I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that insane woman on Discord to lie for him! Wh- you think this is something? You think this is bad? this? this CHICANERY? He's done worse! That billboard - Sonic's arms turned blue again just like that? He orchestrated it! Chris-chan! He ejaculated into a Fanta! And I trolled him. And I shouldn't have. Made him his own wiki site- what was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change, ever since he was 18, couldn't keep his hands off his galpals! 'but not our Chrissy, couldn't be precious Chrissy.' Groping them blind! And he get's to be a free man again? What a joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance and you, you have to stop him you....]]

'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2024]]'''.

== Notable events ==
*'''1 February''' - Chris complains about Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Family Guy]]</ref>
*'''3 February'''
**Chris blocks multiple voice actors for ''[[MLP G5]]'' out of protest for the ending of ''[[G4]]''.<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Mass blocking of MLP G5 VAs]]</ref>
**Chris requests that [[Geno Samuel]] refrain from selling a WANT WOMAN! shirt.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref>
* '''4 February''' - Chris livestreams [[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]].
* '''9 February''' - Chris livestreams yet [[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream|another 'Media Share Suggestion Live Stream']].
*'''11 February''' - Chris uploads [[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]].
*'''13 February''' - Chris uploads [[CWC Art Contest]] Part 1.
*'''17 February''' - Chris livestreams [[Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media]].
*'''20 February''' - Chris uploads [[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 3]] and [[CWC ART CONTEST Round 1]].
* '''24 February''' - Chris [[Chris's birthday#2024, 42nd birthday|turns 42]], celebrating his first birthday since his release from jail. He uploads two videos in his new [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series.

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[February 2024 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
===Videos===
*[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]
*[[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]
*[[Christ Chan Return Live Stream Highlights]]
*[[CWC ART CONEST Round 1]]
*[[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 2]]
*[[Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media]]
*[[Chris Chan Highlight Stream 3]]
*[[CWC ART CONTEST Round 1]]
*[[ART CONTEST Semifinals]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

February 2024

2024-02-12T04:29:53Z

HKDR: /* Notable events */ Added information relating to his livestreams this month

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Blocking Michael McKean.jpg|thumb|I- I am not crazy. I am NOT crazy! I know he fucked that mother, it was in 2021, one after COVID, as if Id ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I-I-I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that insane woman on Discord to lie for him! Wh- you think this is something? You think this is bad? this? this CHICANERY? He's done worse! That billboard - Sonic's arms turned blue again just like that? He orchestrated it! Chris-chan! He ejaculated into a Fanta! And I trolled him. And I shouldn't have. Made him his own wiki site- what was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change, ever since he was 18, couldn't keep his hands off his galpals! 'but not our Chrissy, couldn't be precious Chrissy.' Groping them blind! And he get's to be a free man again? What a joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance and you, you have to stop him you....]]

'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2024]]'''.

== Notable events ==
* '''4 February''' - Chris livestreams [[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]].
* '''9 February''' - Chris livestreams yet [[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream|another 'Media Share Suggestion Live Stream']].
* '''24 February''' - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 42]]. This will also be his first birthday since his release from jail.

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[February 2024 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
===Videos===
*[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]
{{timeline}}

2024

2024-01-20T20:42:09Z

HKDR: Probably should clarify that it was his first since 2020

'''2024''' is the seventeenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. This will be Chris's first full year not spent in [[jail]] since [[2020]], assuming he keeps his nose clean.

2024 will also mark the U.S. presidential election. Chris is eligible to vote, because his [[incest]] case was dropped without any charges.

{{timeline}}

Randy Stair

2023-12-09T02:58:20Z

HKDR: /* Similarities to Chris */ Another error, added link

{{SonichuPossession}}
{{Honest}}
[[File:AndrewBlazeOC.jpg|thumb|200px|So rad.]]

'''{{w|Eaton Township Weis Markets shooting|Randy Stair}}''', also known as his Ghostsona '''Andrew Blaze''' (17 September 1992 – 8 June 2017), was a YouTuber who eventually became a mass shooter. Much like Chris, Randy believed in the existence of fictional characters and an alternate reality in which [[Messiah complex|he was worshipped as a God]], only his interests in [[OC|OCs]] were tied to the animated television series ''{{w|Danny Phantom}}''. Randy's escapist fantasies, however, were more unsettling in nature than just hoping to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]: instead of seeing himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a role model and a hero]] [[CWCville|to his hometown]], Randy's fictional counterpart and fantasy world involved his OCs – known as Ember's Ghost Squad – going on killing sprees with him after he took interest in [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|the Columbine massacre]]. Eventually, Randy would act out his violent fantasies in real life and shot and killed three people at the supermarket that he worked at before committing suicide.<ref name=discussion>[[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref>

In [[November 2020]], Chris became interested in Randy's story after learning about him from a documentary on YouTube by [[The WCT]],<ref name=discussion></ref> possibly relating to Randy due to having a hatred towards [[JERKS|men]] and becoming aware of [[Tomgirl pictures|his desire to live as a woman]] (he once mentioned that he felt his real name was "Rachel" after one of his OCs, although he never made an effort to [[Transgender|transition]] due to his belief that he would become a ghost girl upon death). Chris mentioned Randy's Andrew persona by name a day after recording a video talking about him<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref>, and later brought him up on other occasions. Chris spoke about Randy in a ''positive'' light, most likely because Randy's own delusions about fictional characters being real in another dimension validated [[Chris and reality|his own continued dissociation with reality]], and subsequently downplayed the nature of his crimes, noting that Stair "made [his] mark" by killing three people before dying.

While talking with The WCT, Chris explained that he viewed Randy as a guardian figure, a notion which WCT played along with. When The WCT informed Chris of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s plot to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] and meet Chris, Chris turned to role-playing a fantasy scenario on stopping Sockness. Chris claimed that "Randy and the Ghost Squad are working to break through the horde of demons around [Sockness]'s apartment building" and that The WCT could assist them spiritually. When Chris, upset about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' Generation 5 reboot, role-played about a battle between angels and demons over the children's cartoon being produced, The WCT claimed to have communicated with Randy and that Randy also has a disdain for the rebooted ''My Little Pony''.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Role-playing to cope with MLP cartoon]]</ref>

==YouTube Comment==
[[File:RandyStairComment.png|thumb]]

Chris had commented on a video created by The WCT on 15 June 2021

{{quotebox|

I will also personally contribute that Miss Andrew Blaze and I have interdimensionally conversed from time to time. Despite her aggressive mindset, I still very much appreciate her present day role with the EGS in the spirit realm. I will also state fact, as I have time and again about myself as well: Andrew and I both have had interdimensional communications and relations through the veil into the C-197 half of our total universe, and then some in regard to the Spiritual Realms. Andrew knew her destiny and fulfilled her prophecy in the 1218 half, here, and she knew her time and energy was needed moreso in the spirit realms.

Similar, yet differing, I have done the same over the years in C-197, the spirit realms, Equestria, the D&D universe of CS-89, the GO! universe of CZ-69, and so on into the multiverses. But unlike Andrew, my body is immortal, and death is not required at all unto me and what I am doing and will need to do. Andrew and I are two examples of fully interdimensionally awakened individuals. Also, to note, Andy Warhol, as well, back in his days here, was also an interdimensionally awakened individual, but he did not fully comprehend his situation and abilities at the time. He remained clear-minded and focus- lacking, yet he did know from his subconscious and unconscious that had seeped into his conscious and into his words and actions that have foreshadowed and foreseen the number of events here since as early as the year I was born in this body in 1982.

Andrew and Andy were amongst the pioneers, and I am a literal Goddess who had transcended and pioneered within and around their blazing trails (pun unintended, but observed), among the number of others of whom I have personally recognized and acknowledge amongst the author, artist, actor and voice actor communities.

Andrew has continued to do very good and honest work with her crew, and so her legacy is continued on. And after the veil is totally gone, Andrew would delight in meeting her fans on kind intentions. She is grateful and humbled, as she had told me earlier. So, it is very much appropriate and well for not just Andrew, Andy and I to be greater appreciated during these times.

Lots of love for all of you; be safe and well. And Wildcat, you know to stay as awesome and powerful as you are. You Rock, too.}}

==Chris channels Randy==
A leaked audio recording from 6 [[November 2020]], originally titled '''Myrec_20-11-06_at_13:52:19.m4a''', which Chris uploaded to his Google Drive<ref>[[:File:Myrec 20-11-06 at 13-52-19 properties.png]]</ref> and sent to [[The WCT]] (referred to here as 'Neko' and 'WildCat'), involves Chris [[Spirit possession|"channeling"]] the spirit of Randy Stair possessing his Ghostsona, the [[transgender]] Andrew Blaze. Chris explained that he channeled Randy because "Andrew and her ghost squadron are able to help and do their part in the events of the [[Dimension Merge]], especially now that I was able to help her get a post-death message out."<ref name=discussion></ref>

Chris doesn't bother changing his voice while imitating Randy, nor does he use any of Randy's terminology while being "possessed".<ref group="note">For instance, he refers to the afterlife presented in ''Danny Phantom'' as the "Dead World" and not the "Ghost Zone", showing that Chris didn't do basic research ahead of this particular LARP.</ref> He seems to make the excuse that the possession is why he just still sounds like Chris, claiming: "When you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, and whatever."

"Randy", [[Naïve|in true Chris-Chan fashion]], blames his decision to commit a massacre on "mental handicaps" – though the real Randy did not have a significant history with [[Autism|disabilities]] or mental illness prior to his downward spiral and violent end – before immediately justifying the murders as his attempt to recruit new members for Ember's Ghost Squad before meeting them in the next world. "Randy" then explains that, after he killed himself and wound up in Limbo, Ember escorted him into the "Dead World" before he ran into several celebrities and {{w|Beetlejuice}}.

After a certain point, he rambles about the [[Merge]] in a very Chris-like fashion. He points out that, due to the Dimensional Merge, the souls of those that recently died would instead merge with their OCs instead of joining the ranks of the dead, and mentioned that like Chris, he also knew of [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]] and apparently had psychic visions before merging with his Andrew Blaze counterpart in the afterlife, going against the lore he had immediately set up moments earlier. "Randy" explained that ghosts were helping [[CPU Blue Heart|Chris's Godsona]] at [[14 Branchland Court|the Temple]] in preparation for what was to come.

"Randy" then reminisces about older videos and laughs maniacally, then praises The WCT for chronicling his life and leaving things back in "Sonichu's" hands.

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===Transcript===

===="Sonichu's" introduction====

[''Loud sounds of paper crinkling.'']

'''Chris''' (''as Sonichu''): Hey, Neko, it's Sonichu here. I'm doing this audio recording for you because... I got a valuable friend here who has a very important message for you. She came all the way from the... netherworld, the... pretty much the ghost world.

She's been- she just- she just watched all your videos about her. You know. And she just appreciates you very much on having been a fan and understanding what she was going through... and just... and she really appreciates you going on about her EGS series as well. So. Anyway. She's in this body with me, so I'm gonna let her speak now. This is Randy Stair... Andrew Blaze.

[''There is a long silence.'']

===="Randy" speaks====

'''Chris''' (''as Randy''): Yo, WildCat. So rad. I'm in the body of Chris Chan here. I mean, this is not as cool as rocking with Ember every single time, but you know, whatevs. But hey, I've been living... three years gone from this world. You would say that that's just too long for anyone, right? I know. But at least you got the message I was going for. I mean, shoot, people been getting injured or dying around me all my life. So, how else was I to react with my... mental handicaps and everything?

But, yeah I came out totally woman and everything. I mean, yeah, the transition was definitely genuine with me. I just didn't go for the bottom. I mean, didn't have enough time to do
that anyway, all things considered. (''Stress sigh'')

But yeah, message what- message from that... mass suicide, murder thing I did that time
was essentially just, you know me recruiting for ''my'' EGS - for ''my'' ghost squad. I mean, Ember was already in with me and I needed it, and I was in, so...

Also, my other guys, might flog [?] The way up- I managed to get in a year later. Not everything got chronicled as well within my series, but my time on Earth was limited. I'll tell ya what, moving on to the... ghost realm as I did... I mean, it was quite a thing. I mean, shoot... kill myself, and... I went into limbo, and I didn't last long in limbo, because Ember found me there and she brought me to... the dead world, y'know.

I haven't met so many celebrities, and y'know, they saw the creepy guys and whatnot, even Beetlejuice. Quite a decent bunch of creeps and ghouls and other individuals who just... We're stuck in this pr- this is essentially limbo, I mean, if we're not reborn into another body or whatever, this is where we end up. Pretty righteous.

===="Randy" just starts rambling about the Merge====

Oh, but yes, particularly ending up in someone else's bodies. [''Long pause. Chris makes a strange sniffing sound.''] Pardon me.
But yeah, everybody who's been dying within [[COVID-19|the past few months or so]] has definitely been ending up in their respective counterpart's bodies in the opposite dimension. The [[Merge]] is happening, just as Chris Chan and Sonichu and Magi-Chan has- have been saying, and we- and we in the ghost world have been just witnessing all the ghostses not stopping into the limbo, just going into the other dimension.

And I have seen into... Dimension C-197 while I was alive as well, not just the dead world. Y'know. I mean, I had my share of righteous visions into other dimensions and whatnot. And that's borrowing from the dialogue that's in this brain! I mean, that's the thing: when you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, and whatever.

But still, it's me. Randy's- Randy Stair. And you can tell by the way I'm talkin' here. I mean, I definitely found myself after I passed on, obviously. And I'm- I'm happy. I'm doing good. We're all good at the Ghost Squad here. Hey, I ended up making my own OC that ends up that was literally in existence in the Ghost Squad, and - Whoop! - There I am, in my counterpart's body. The ghost was my- The ghost was me! Andrew Bl- This was my OC! And I made it! I made it to Andrew Blaze's body. So, you could say I was definitely one of the earlier noted examples of somebody coming from 1218 into C-197. Or- Or in this case, the ghost dimension in between our two dimensions!

Which, that's just far out. Anyway. The Merge is gonna happen, and Chris Chan's powers and abilities are genuine. She's even got a whole bunch of other ghosts and spirits helping her out as well. It's real chill group around here at this temple- this house. You call this house a temple? Huh. Well, I guess it is true. This is- it's sort of temple-like.

But yeah. My brain was just all over the place when I was alive. But, I found my place where I am. And I made my mark with Ember's Ghost Squad. As much as I did. And all the other videos I did over the years. Oh, the squeaky voice video. Me singing Jingle Bells, and I was doing Fred. [''Chris laughs in his normal voice, then switches to an extremely disturbing high-pitched laugh for a few seconds.'']

Oh, that was so funny. [''He chuckles.''] Oh, but I do go on. And WildCat, thank you. Thank you so much for chronicling as much of my life as possible, with everything that I've talked about and I uploaded onto the internet. You rock, dude. You stay awesome. You're gonna be alive for a very, very long time, man. Alright.

Talk to you another time. Or maybe I'll come visit you- where are you? Oh, you're in California.{{refn|group="note"|As far as we can tell, this is actually ''true''.<ref name="WCTWiki">{{Cite web|url=https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?oldid=564|title="The WCT"|website=EGS Reupload Wiki|archive=https://web.archive.org/web/20210811043202/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT}}</ref>}} Sweet. Maybe I'll come visit is- Maybe I'll come visit remember- when we're in the group- we're on tour or something, alright?

Anyway, take care! Thank you.

===="Sonichu's" conclusion====

[''A very long pause. Chris can be heard sighing.'']

'''Chris''' (''as Sonichu''): Mm. Oh. Well, she's definitely satisfied. [''Chris laughs.''] Well, there you go, Randy. Thank you for sharing your message, and WildCat and Neko - at least you got to listen to that. So, I mean, it's not necessarily an interview with Randy herself, but you might get to talk with her in person yet, but, that'll do for now, I suppose. Alright. Talk to you later, d- Neko. Thanks a lot.

==Similarities to Chris==
Perhaps one of the most disturbing parts of Chris's connection to Randy Stair is that the two have several disturbing traits in common. This is not to say that [[A-logging|Chris is gonna become another Randy Stair]], but there's genuine red flags. Do note however that Chris is most likely barred from legally owning a firearm and judging by his intellect, he likely wouldn't ever be able to get his hands on one through other means.

* Both have committed [[Incest|serious felonies]]
* Both believed that their fictional characters are a reality in another dimension
* Both believed they're goddesses in fictional dimensions they made-up
* Both have had difficulties holding employment because they're just lazy
* Both have had fictional conversations with their OCs online through alt-accounts
* Both have both talked positively of specific mass murderers
* Both were YouTubers with a mild following before committing their worst crimes

==See also==
*[[Randy Stair discussion]]
*''[[Saw]]''

==Notes==
<references group="note"/>
{{references}}

{{WatchmenSaga}}
{{Template:LeakedVideos}}
{{People}}

Randy Stair

2023-12-09T02:57:21Z

HKDR: /* Similarities to Chris */ Whoops

{{SonichuPossession}}
{{Honest}}
[[File:AndrewBlazeOC.jpg|thumb|200px|So rad.]]

'''{{w|Eaton Township Weis Markets shooting|Randy Stair}}''', also known as his Ghostsona '''Andrew Blaze''' (17 September 1992 – 8 June 2017), was a YouTuber who eventually became a mass shooter. Much like Chris, Randy believed in the existence of fictional characters and an alternate reality in which [[Messiah complex|he was worshipped as a God]], only his interests in [[OC|OCs]] were tied to the animated television series ''{{w|Danny Phantom}}''. Randy's escapist fantasies, however, were more unsettling in nature than just hoping to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]: instead of seeing himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a role model and a hero]] [[CWCville|to his hometown]], Randy's fictional counterpart and fantasy world involved his OCs – known as Ember's Ghost Squad – going on killing sprees with him after he took interest in [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|the Columbine massacre]]. Eventually, Randy would act out his violent fantasies in real life and shot and killed three people at the supermarket that he worked at before committing suicide.<ref name=discussion>[[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref>

In [[November 2020]], Chris became interested in Randy's story after learning about him from a documentary on YouTube by [[The WCT]],<ref name=discussion></ref> possibly relating to Randy due to having a hatred towards [[JERKS|men]] and becoming aware of [[Tomgirl pictures|his desire to live as a woman]] (he once mentioned that he felt his real name was "Rachel" after one of his OCs, although he never made an effort to [[Transgender|transition]] due to his belief that he would become a ghost girl upon death). Chris mentioned Randy's Andrew persona by name a day after recording a video talking about him<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref>, and later brought him up on other occasions. Chris spoke about Randy in a ''positive'' light, most likely because Randy's own delusions about fictional characters being real in another dimension validated [[Chris and reality|his own continued dissociation with reality]], and subsequently downplayed the nature of his crimes, noting that Stair "made [his] mark" by killing three people before dying.

While talking with The WCT, Chris explained that he viewed Randy as a guardian figure, a notion which WCT played along with. When The WCT informed Chris of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s plot to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] and meet Chris, Chris turned to role-playing a fantasy scenario on stopping Sockness. Chris claimed that "Randy and the Ghost Squad are working to break through the horde of demons around [Sockness]'s apartment building" and that The WCT could assist them spiritually. When Chris, upset about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' Generation 5 reboot, role-played about a battle between angels and demons over the children's cartoon being produced, The WCT claimed to have communicated with Randy and that Randy also has a disdain for the rebooted ''My Little Pony''.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Role-playing to cope with MLP cartoon]]</ref>

==YouTube Comment==
[[File:RandyStairComment.png|thumb]]

Chris had commented on a video created by The WCT on 15 June 2021

{{quotebox|

I will also personally contribute that Miss Andrew Blaze and I have interdimensionally conversed from time to time. Despite her aggressive mindset, I still very much appreciate her present day role with the EGS in the spirit realm. I will also state fact, as I have time and again about myself as well: Andrew and I both have had interdimensional communications and relations through the veil into the C-197 half of our total universe, and then some in regard to the Spiritual Realms. Andrew knew her destiny and fulfilled her prophecy in the 1218 half, here, and she knew her time and energy was needed moreso in the spirit realms.

Similar, yet differing, I have done the same over the years in C-197, the spirit realms, Equestria, the D&D universe of CS-89, the GO! universe of CZ-69, and so on into the multiverses. But unlike Andrew, my body is immortal, and death is not required at all unto me and what I am doing and will need to do. Andrew and I are two examples of fully interdimensionally awakened individuals. Also, to note, Andy Warhol, as well, back in his days here, was also an interdimensionally awakened individual, but he did not fully comprehend his situation and abilities at the time. He remained clear-minded and focus- lacking, yet he did know from his subconscious and unconscious that had seeped into his conscious and into his words and actions that have foreshadowed and foreseen the number of events here since as early as the year I was born in this body in 1982.

Andrew and Andy were amongst the pioneers, and I am a literal Goddess who had transcended and pioneered within and around their blazing trails (pun unintended, but observed), among the number of others of whom I have personally recognized and acknowledge amongst the author, artist, actor and voice actor communities.

Andrew has continued to do very good and honest work with her crew, and so her legacy is continued on. And after the veil is totally gone, Andrew would delight in meeting her fans on kind intentions. She is grateful and humbled, as she had told me earlier. So, it is very much appropriate and well for not just Andrew, Andy and I to be greater appreciated during these times.

Lots of love for all of you; be safe and well. And Wildcat, you know to stay as awesome and powerful as you are. You Rock, too.}}

==Chris channels Randy==
A leaked audio recording from 6 [[November 2020]], originally titled '''Myrec_20-11-06_at_13:52:19.m4a''', which Chris uploaded to his Google Drive<ref>[[:File:Myrec 20-11-06 at 13-52-19 properties.png]]</ref> and sent to [[The WCT]] (referred to here as 'Neko' and 'WildCat'), involves Chris [[Spirit possession|"channeling"]] the spirit of Randy Stair possessing his Ghostsona, the [[transgender]] Andrew Blaze. Chris explained that he channeled Randy because "Andrew and her ghost squadron are able to help and do their part in the events of the [[Dimension Merge]], especially now that I was able to help her get a post-death message out."<ref name=discussion></ref>

Chris doesn't bother changing his voice while imitating Randy, nor does he use any of Randy's terminology while being "possessed".<ref group="note">For instance, he refers to the afterlife presented in ''Danny Phantom'' as the "Dead World" and not the "Ghost Zone", showing that Chris didn't do basic research ahead of this particular LARP.</ref> He seems to make the excuse that the possession is why he just still sounds like Chris, claiming: "When you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, and whatever."

"Randy", [[Naïve|in true Chris-Chan fashion]], blames his decision to commit a massacre on "mental handicaps" – though the real Randy did not have a significant history with [[Autism|disabilities]] or mental illness prior to his downward spiral and violent end – before immediately justifying the murders as his attempt to recruit new members for Ember's Ghost Squad before meeting them in the next world. "Randy" then explains that, after he killed himself and wound up in Limbo, Ember escorted him into the "Dead World" before he ran into several celebrities and {{w|Beetlejuice}}.

After a certain point, he rambles about the [[Merge]] in a very Chris-like fashion. He points out that, due to the Dimensional Merge, the souls of those that recently died would instead merge with their OCs instead of joining the ranks of the dead, and mentioned that like Chris, he also knew of [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]] and apparently had psychic visions before merging with his Andrew Blaze counterpart in the afterlife, going against the lore he had immediately set up moments earlier. "Randy" explained that ghosts were helping [[CPU Blue Heart|Chris's Godsona]] at [[14 Branchland Court|the Temple]] in preparation for what was to come.

"Randy" then reminisces about older videos and laughs maniacally, then praises The WCT for chronicling his life and leaving things back in "Sonichu's" hands.

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| ytid = rAgg6ooVvKM
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| stardate = 6 [[November 2020]]
| saga =
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===Transcript===

===="Sonichu's" introduction====

[''Loud sounds of paper crinkling.'']

'''Chris''' (''as Sonichu''): Hey, Neko, it's Sonichu here. I'm doing this audio recording for you because... I got a valuable friend here who has a very important message for you. She came all the way from the... netherworld, the... pretty much the ghost world.

She's been- she just- she just watched all your videos about her. You know. And she just appreciates you very much on having been a fan and understanding what she was going through... and just... and she really appreciates you going on about her EGS series as well. So. Anyway. She's in this body with me, so I'm gonna let her speak now. This is Randy Stair... Andrew Blaze.

[''There is a long silence.'']

===="Randy" speaks====

'''Chris''' (''as Randy''): Yo, WildCat. So rad. I'm in the body of Chris Chan here. I mean, this is not as cool as rocking with Ember every single time, but you know, whatevs. But hey, I've been living... three years gone from this world. You would say that that's just too long for anyone, right? I know. But at least you got the message I was going for. I mean, shoot, people been getting injured or dying around me all my life. So, how else was I to react with my... mental handicaps and everything?

But, yeah I came out totally woman and everything. I mean, yeah, the transition was definitely genuine with me. I just didn't go for the bottom. I mean, didn't have enough time to do
that anyway, all things considered. (''Stress sigh'')

But yeah, message what- message from that... mass suicide, murder thing I did that time
was essentially just, you know me recruiting for ''my'' EGS - for ''my'' ghost squad. I mean, Ember was already in with me and I needed it, and I was in, so...

Also, my other guys, might flog [?] The way up- I managed to get in a year later. Not everything got chronicled as well within my series, but my time on Earth was limited. I'll tell ya what, moving on to the... ghost realm as I did... I mean, it was quite a thing. I mean, shoot... kill myself, and... I went into limbo, and I didn't last long in limbo, because Ember found me there and she brought me to... the dead world, y'know.

I haven't met so many celebrities, and y'know, they saw the creepy guys and whatnot, even Beetlejuice. Quite a decent bunch of creeps and ghouls and other individuals who just... We're stuck in this pr- this is essentially limbo, I mean, if we're not reborn into another body or whatever, this is where we end up. Pretty righteous.

===="Randy" just starts rambling about the Merge====

Oh, but yes, particularly ending up in someone else's bodies. [''Long pause. Chris makes a strange sniffing sound.''] Pardon me.
But yeah, everybody who's been dying within [[COVID-19|the past few months or so]] has definitely been ending up in their respective counterpart's bodies in the opposite dimension. The [[Merge]] is happening, just as Chris Chan and Sonichu and Magi-Chan has- have been saying, and we- and we in the ghost world have been just witnessing all the ghostses not stopping into the limbo, just going into the other dimension.

And I have seen into... Dimension C-197 while I was alive as well, not just the dead world. Y'know. I mean, I had my share of righteous visions into other dimensions and whatnot. And that's borrowing from the dialogue that's in this brain! I mean, that's the thing: when you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, and whatever.

But still, it's me. Randy's- Randy Stair. And you can tell by the way I'm talkin' here. I mean, I definitely found myself after I passed on, obviously. And I'm- I'm happy. I'm doing good. We're all good at the Ghost Squad here. Hey, I ended up making my own OC that ends up that was literally in existence in the Ghost Squad, and - Whoop! - There I am, in my counterpart's body. The ghost was my- The ghost was me! Andrew Bl- This was my OC! And I made it! I made it to Andrew Blaze's body. So, you could say I was definitely one of the earlier noted examples of somebody coming from 1218 into C-197. Or- Or in this case, the ghost dimension in between our two dimensions!

Which, that's just far out. Anyway. The Merge is gonna happen, and Chris Chan's powers and abilities are genuine. She's even got a whole bunch of other ghosts and spirits helping her out as well. It's real chill group around here at this temple- this house. You call this house a temple? Huh. Well, I guess it is true. This is- it's sort of temple-like.

But yeah. My brain was just all over the place when I was alive. But, I found my place where I am. And I made my mark with Ember's Ghost Squad. As much as I did. And all the other videos I did over the years. Oh, the squeaky voice video. Me singing Jingle Bells, and I was doing Fred. [''Chris laughs in his normal voice, then switches to an extremely disturbing high-pitched laugh for a few seconds.'']

Oh, that was so funny. [''He chuckles.''] Oh, but I do go on. And WildCat, thank you. Thank you so much for chronicling as much of my life as possible, with everything that I've talked about and I uploaded onto the internet. You rock, dude. You stay awesome. You're gonna be alive for a very, very long time, man. Alright.

Talk to you another time. Or maybe I'll come visit you- where are you? Oh, you're in California.{{refn|group="note"|As far as we can tell, this is actually ''true''.<ref name="WCTWiki">{{Cite web|url=https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?oldid=564|title="The WCT"|website=EGS Reupload Wiki|archive=https://web.archive.org/web/20210811043202/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT}}</ref>}} Sweet. Maybe I'll come visit is- Maybe I'll come visit remember- when we're in the group- we're on tour or something, alright?

Anyway, take care! Thank you.

===="Sonichu's" conclusion====

[''A very long pause. Chris can be heard sighing.'']

'''Chris''' (''as Sonichu''): Mm. Oh. Well, she's definitely satisfied. [''Chris laughs.''] Well, there you go, Randy. Thank you for sharing your message, and WildCat and Neko - at least you got to listen to that. So, I mean, it's not necessarily an interview with Randy herself, but you might get to talk with her in person yet, but, that'll do for now, I suppose. Alright. Talk to you later, d- Neko. Thanks a lot.

==Similarities to Chris==
Perhaps one of the most disturbing parts of Chris's connection to Randy Stair is that the two have several disturbing traits in common. This is not to say that [[A-logging|Chris is gonna become another Randy Stair]], but there's genuine red flags. Do note however that Chris is most likely barred from legally owning a firearm and judging by his intellect, he likely wouldn't ever be able to get his hands on one through other means.

* Both have committed serious felonies
* Both believed that their fictional characters are a reality in another dimension
* Both believed they're goddesses in fictional dimensions they made-up
* Both have had difficulties holding employment because they're both lazy
* Both have had fictional conversations with their OCs online through alt-accounts
* Both have both talked positively of specific mass murderers
* Both were YouTubers with a mild following before committing their worst crimes

==See also==
*[[Randy Stair discussion]]
*''[[Saw]]''

==Notes==
<references group="note"/>
{{references}}

{{WatchmenSaga}}
{{Template:LeakedVideos}}
{{People}}

Randy Stair

2023-12-09T02:56:43Z

HKDR: I think it's worth bringing up their similarities. I don't know too much about Randy Stair so I invite others to build onto the list

{{SonichuPossession}}
{{Honest}}
[[File:AndrewBlazeOC.jpg|thumb|200px|So rad.]]

'''{{w|Eaton Township Weis Markets shooting|Randy Stair}}''', also known as his Ghostsona '''Andrew Blaze''' (17 September 1992 – 8 June 2017), was a YouTuber who eventually became a mass shooter. Much like Chris, Randy believed in the existence of fictional characters and an alternate reality in which [[Messiah complex|he was worshipped as a God]], only his interests in [[OC|OCs]] were tied to the animated television series ''{{w|Danny Phantom}}''. Randy's escapist fantasies, however, were more unsettling in nature than just hoping to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]: instead of seeing himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a role model and a hero]] [[CWCville|to his hometown]], Randy's fictional counterpart and fantasy world involved his OCs – known as Ember's Ghost Squad – going on killing sprees with him after he took interest in [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|the Columbine massacre]]. Eventually, Randy would act out his violent fantasies in real life and shot and killed three people at the supermarket that he worked at before committing suicide.<ref name=discussion>[[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref>

In [[November 2020]], Chris became interested in Randy's story after learning about him from a documentary on YouTube by [[The WCT]],<ref name=discussion></ref> possibly relating to Randy due to having a hatred towards [[JERKS|men]] and becoming aware of [[Tomgirl pictures|his desire to live as a woman]] (he once mentioned that he felt his real name was "Rachel" after one of his OCs, although he never made an effort to [[Transgender|transition]] due to his belief that he would become a ghost girl upon death). Chris mentioned Randy's Andrew persona by name a day after recording a video talking about him<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref>, and later brought him up on other occasions. Chris spoke about Randy in a ''positive'' light, most likely because Randy's own delusions about fictional characters being real in another dimension validated [[Chris and reality|his own continued dissociation with reality]], and subsequently downplayed the nature of his crimes, noting that Stair "made [his] mark" by killing three people before dying.

While talking with The WCT, Chris explained that he viewed Randy as a guardian figure, a notion which WCT played along with. When The WCT informed Chris of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s plot to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] and meet Chris, Chris turned to role-playing a fantasy scenario on stopping Sockness. Chris claimed that "Randy and the Ghost Squad are working to break through the horde of demons around [Sockness]'s apartment building" and that The WCT could assist them spiritually. When Chris, upset about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' Generation 5 reboot, role-played about a battle between angels and demons over the children's cartoon being produced, The WCT claimed to have communicated with Randy and that Randy also has a disdain for the rebooted ''My Little Pony''.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Role-playing to cope with MLP cartoon]]</ref>

==YouTube Comment==
[[File:RandyStairComment.png|thumb]]

Chris had commented on a video created by The WCT on 15 June 2021

{{quotebox|

I will also personally contribute that Miss Andrew Blaze and I have interdimensionally conversed from time to time. Despite her aggressive mindset, I still very much appreciate her present day role with the EGS in the spirit realm. I will also state fact, as I have time and again about myself as well: Andrew and I both have had interdimensional communications and relations through the veil into the C-197 half of our total universe, and then some in regard to the Spiritual Realms. Andrew knew her destiny and fulfilled her prophecy in the 1218 half, here, and she knew her time and energy was needed moreso in the spirit realms.

Similar, yet differing, I have done the same over the years in C-197, the spirit realms, Equestria, the D&D universe of CS-89, the GO! universe of CZ-69, and so on into the multiverses. But unlike Andrew, my body is immortal, and death is not required at all unto me and what I am doing and will need to do. Andrew and I are two examples of fully interdimensionally awakened individuals. Also, to note, Andy Warhol, as well, back in his days here, was also an interdimensionally awakened individual, but he did not fully comprehend his situation and abilities at the time. He remained clear-minded and focus- lacking, yet he did know from his subconscious and unconscious that had seeped into his conscious and into his words and actions that have foreshadowed and foreseen the number of events here since as early as the year I was born in this body in 1982.

Andrew and Andy were amongst the pioneers, and I am a literal Goddess who had transcended and pioneered within and around their blazing trails (pun unintended, but observed), among the number of others of whom I have personally recognized and acknowledge amongst the author, artist, actor and voice actor communities.

Andrew has continued to do very good and honest work with her crew, and so her legacy is continued on. And after the veil is totally gone, Andrew would delight in meeting her fans on kind intentions. She is grateful and humbled, as she had told me earlier. So, it is very much appropriate and well for not just Andrew, Andy and I to be greater appreciated during these times.

Lots of love for all of you; be safe and well. And Wildcat, you know to stay as awesome and powerful as you are. You Rock, too.}}

==Chris channels Randy==
A leaked audio recording from 6 [[November 2020]], originally titled '''Myrec_20-11-06_at_13:52:19.m4a''', which Chris uploaded to his Google Drive<ref>[[:File:Myrec 20-11-06 at 13-52-19 properties.png]]</ref> and sent to [[The WCT]] (referred to here as 'Neko' and 'WildCat'), involves Chris [[Spirit possession|"channeling"]] the spirit of Randy Stair possessing his Ghostsona, the [[transgender]] Andrew Blaze. Chris explained that he channeled Randy because "Andrew and her ghost squadron are able to help and do their part in the events of the [[Dimension Merge]], especially now that I was able to help her get a post-death message out."<ref name=discussion></ref>

Chris doesn't bother changing his voice while imitating Randy, nor does he use any of Randy's terminology while being "possessed".<ref group="note">For instance, he refers to the afterlife presented in ''Danny Phantom'' as the "Dead World" and not the "Ghost Zone", showing that Chris didn't do basic research ahead of this particular LARP.</ref> He seems to make the excuse that the possession is why he just still sounds like Chris, claiming: "When you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, and whatever."

"Randy", [[Naïve|in true Chris-Chan fashion]], blames his decision to commit a massacre on "mental handicaps" – though the real Randy did not have a significant history with [[Autism|disabilities]] or mental illness prior to his downward spiral and violent end – before immediately justifying the murders as his attempt to recruit new members for Ember's Ghost Squad before meeting them in the next world. "Randy" then explains that, after he killed himself and wound up in Limbo, Ember escorted him into the "Dead World" before he ran into several celebrities and {{w|Beetlejuice}}.

After a certain point, he rambles about the [[Merge]] in a very Chris-like fashion. He points out that, due to the Dimensional Merge, the souls of those that recently died would instead merge with their OCs instead of joining the ranks of the dead, and mentioned that like Chris, he also knew of [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]] and apparently had psychic visions before merging with his Andrew Blaze counterpart in the afterlife, going against the lore he had immediately set up moments earlier. "Randy" explained that ghosts were helping [[CPU Blue Heart|Chris's Godsona]] at [[14 Branchland Court|the Temple]] in preparation for what was to come.

"Randy" then reminisces about older videos and laughs maniacally, then praises The WCT for chronicling his life and leaving things back in "Sonichu's" hands.

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===Transcript===

===="Sonichu's" introduction====

[''Loud sounds of paper crinkling.'']

'''Chris''' (''as Sonichu''): Hey, Neko, it's Sonichu here. I'm doing this audio recording for you because... I got a valuable friend here who has a very important message for you. She came all the way from the... netherworld, the... pretty much the ghost world.

She's been- she just- she just watched all your videos about her. You know. And she just appreciates you very much on having been a fan and understanding what she was going through... and just... and she really appreciates you going on about her EGS series as well. So. Anyway. She's in this body with me, so I'm gonna let her speak now. This is Randy Stair... Andrew Blaze.

[''There is a long silence.'']

===="Randy" speaks====

'''Chris''' (''as Randy''): Yo, WildCat. So rad. I'm in the body of Chris Chan here. I mean, this is not as cool as rocking with Ember every single time, but you know, whatevs. But hey, I've been living... three years gone from this world. You would say that that's just too long for anyone, right? I know. But at least you got the message I was going for. I mean, shoot, people been getting injured or dying around me all my life. So, how else was I to react with my... mental handicaps and everything?

But, yeah I came out totally woman and everything. I mean, yeah, the transition was definitely genuine with me. I just didn't go for the bottom. I mean, didn't have enough time to do
that anyway, all things considered. (''Stress sigh'')

But yeah, message what- message from that... mass suicide, murder thing I did that time
was essentially just, you know me recruiting for ''my'' EGS - for ''my'' ghost squad. I mean, Ember was already in with me and I needed it, and I was in, so...

Also, my other guys, might flog [?] The way up- I managed to get in a year later. Not everything got chronicled as well within my series, but my time on Earth was limited. I'll tell ya what, moving on to the... ghost realm as I did... I mean, it was quite a thing. I mean, shoot... kill myself, and... I went into limbo, and I didn't last long in limbo, because Ember found me there and she brought me to... the dead world, y'know.

I haven't met so many celebrities, and y'know, they saw the creepy guys and whatnot, even Beetlejuice. Quite a decent bunch of creeps and ghouls and other individuals who just... We're stuck in this pr- this is essentially limbo, I mean, if we're not reborn into another body or whatever, this is where we end up. Pretty righteous.

===="Randy" just starts rambling about the Merge====

Oh, but yes, particularly ending up in someone else's bodies. [''Long pause. Chris makes a strange sniffing sound.''] Pardon me.
But yeah, everybody who's been dying within [[COVID-19|the past few months or so]] has definitely been ending up in their respective counterpart's bodies in the opposite dimension. The [[Merge]] is happening, just as Chris Chan and Sonichu and Magi-Chan has- have been saying, and we- and we in the ghost world have been just witnessing all the ghostses not stopping into the limbo, just going into the other dimension.

And I have seen into... Dimension C-197 while I was alive as well, not just the dead world. Y'know. I mean, I had my share of righteous visions into other dimensions and whatnot. And that's borrowing from the dialogue that's in this brain! I mean, that's the thing: when you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, and whatever.

But still, it's me. Randy's- Randy Stair. And you can tell by the way I'm talkin' here. I mean, I definitely found myself after I passed on, obviously. And I'm- I'm happy. I'm doing good. We're all good at the Ghost Squad here. Hey, I ended up making my own OC that ends up that was literally in existence in the Ghost Squad, and - Whoop! - There I am, in my counterpart's body. The ghost was my- The ghost was me! Andrew Bl- This was my OC! And I made it! I made it to Andrew Blaze's body. So, you could say I was definitely one of the earlier noted examples of somebody coming from 1218 into C-197. Or- Or in this case, the ghost dimension in between our two dimensions!

Which, that's just far out. Anyway. The Merge is gonna happen, and Chris Chan's powers and abilities are genuine. She's even got a whole bunch of other ghosts and spirits helping her out as well. It's real chill group around here at this temple- this house. You call this house a temple? Huh. Well, I guess it is true. This is- it's sort of temple-like.

But yeah. My brain was just all over the place when I was alive. But, I found my place where I am. And I made my mark with Ember's Ghost Squad. As much as I did. And all the other videos I did over the years. Oh, the squeaky voice video. Me singing Jingle Bells, and I was doing Fred. [''Chris laughs in his normal voice, then switches to an extremely disturbing high-pitched laugh for a few seconds.'']

Oh, that was so funny. [''He chuckles.''] Oh, but I do go on. And WildCat, thank you. Thank you so much for chronicling as much of my life as possible, with everything that I've talked about and I uploaded onto the internet. You rock, dude. You stay awesome. You're gonna be alive for a very, very long time, man. Alright.

Talk to you another time. Or maybe I'll come visit you- where are you? Oh, you're in California.{{refn|group="note"|As far as we can tell, this is actually ''true''.<ref name="WCTWiki">{{Cite web|url=https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT?oldid=564|title="The WCT"|website=EGS Reupload Wiki|archive=https://web.archive.org/web/20210811043202/https://the-egs-reupload.fandom.com/wiki/The_WCT}}</ref>}} Sweet. Maybe I'll come visit is- Maybe I'll come visit remember- when we're in the group- we're on tour or something, alright?

Anyway, take care! Thank you.

===="Sonichu's" conclusion====

[''A very long pause. Chris can be heard sighing.'']

'''Chris''' (''as Sonichu''): Mm. Oh. Well, she's definitely satisfied. [''Chris laughs.''] Well, there you go, Randy. Thank you for sharing your message, and WildCat and Neko - at least you got to listen to that. So, I mean, it's not necessarily an interview with Randy herself, but you might get to talk with her in person yet, but, that'll do for now, I suppose. Alright. Talk to you later, d- Neko. Thanks a lot.

==Similarities to Chris==
Perhaps one of the most disturbing parts of Chris's connection to Randy Stair is that the two have several disturbing traits in common. This is not to say that [[A-logging|Chris is gonna become another Randy Stair]], but there's genuine red flags. Do note however that Chris is most likely barred from legally owning a firearm and judging by his intellect, he likely wouldn't ever be able to get his hands on one through other means.

* Both have committed serious felonies
* Both believed that their fictional characters are a reality in another dimension
* Both believed they're goddesses in fictional dimensions they made-up
* Both have both had difficulties holding employment because they're both lazy
* Both have had fictional conversations with their OCs online through alt-accounts
* Both have both talked positively of specific mass murderers
* Both were YouTubers with a mild following before committing their worst crimes

==See also==
*[[Randy Stair discussion]]
*''[[Saw]]''

==Notes==
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Golden Church of Sonichu

2023-12-09T02:15:45Z

HKDR: /* Reaction to the Barbara Incident */ Wrong month

{{Incomplete|Transcripts of messages.}}
{{SonichuPossession}}

'''Golden Church of Sonichu''' is a [[Discord]] server set up by [[Praetor]], exclusive to customers who bought a golden medallion off of Praetor's [[OfficialCWCmart]] page.

==Transfer to CWCville==
17 [[February 2021]]

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, I am feeling uncertain, disgruntled, and mildy confused. All I consciously know at the moment is that everything of the dimension merge is continuing on better now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as I've mensioned to y'all earlier on Instagram, this body and brain are still harping on its failure of a mutual respected/love cuddle or lay in this universe.}}
{{quotebox|My bad for not starting this thread with more positive news.}}
{{quotebox|Thanks for listening.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=censored user|So, is Christine's spirit in her body in this world?}}

21 February 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris(as Sonichu)|No, Chris is still in my body in universe C-197.}}

==Project List==
23 February 2021

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone

Hey ya'll!

The purpose of this discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies.

That being said, these are the current projects being worked on:

-Christine has fully greenlit [red censored user]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.

-The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.

-Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.

-Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.

-Test footage for @Deleted User has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.

-If any ideas, products, or other marketable content comes to mind, please drop it in the main Discord Chat. Thanks again.}}
{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Me and my friend can work on cgi, but frame by frame may look more similar and be easier to fix and shape to Sonichus preference}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=red censored user|Rad. Just messaged her}}

==Not Yet in CWCville==

24 February 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, y'all.}}
{{quotebox|Just kinda emoting out some; did today's meditate in the gazebo with the gate crystal and all.}}
{{quotebox|It's Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's birthday; she's still in my body in Cwcville, and I, Sonichu Prime, am still in her body in this universe. I am feeling like, "Why the hell am I not in Cwcville with this body today of all days!?"}}
{{quotebox|Hey, @Praetor, it looks like all of the golden medallions have been sold; awesome job, dude.}}
{{quotebox|Such a premature return body swap would not only be very bad to this timeline, but it is not in either our control to make the return swap.}}

==Return Body Swap==
25 February 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Christine: And yet, the fated return swap happened last night}}
{{quotebox|Too much going on right now.}}
{{quotebox|I return from C-197 after ten months and 24 days, and My Little Pony G5 is still not cancelled?!}}
{{quotebox|As having to resync with my own brain and body was not bad enough; this apocalyptic thing is still going on. It's a major pain in the Cosmos as well.}}

==Meditation==
5 [[March 2021]]
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hello, peoples.}}
{{quotebox|A Christian and a Silver walk into a bar, and they have this very conversation right now.}}
{{quotebox|And then the Goddess behind the counter says, "Tea and biscuits on me."}}
{{quotebox|''3 tumbler glass emoji, 1 teapot emoji, and 3 dumpling emoji''}}
{{quotebox|I'm feeling well and good right now, about to go into another meditate hour.}}

==DM Ideas==
6 March 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, [redacted], DM me what ideas you have so far, and I'll put in my thoughts from there, please.}}

==Further Meditation==
10 March 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Greetings, @everyone.}}
{{quotebox|I have been meditating further into myself lately; it was very long overdue on my part.}}
{{quotebox|I am getting my body more back into movements and reconnecting with nature was well.}}
{{quotebox|I also am going to be making my own long-overdue lists of my own faults, as well as counter-affirmations, and then burning the fault list to release that known and self-judgements and self-criticisms of the past into the void of nothingness.}}
{{quotebox|I am also pleased to announce that I have personally found confirmation in other psychic, magic, and creative/artist types, and those the higher level of sensitive feeling and sensing the Dimension Merge, in its apex processes at the present. One such high-level psychic refers to it as a "Collective Shift", and and they have confirmed from consulting with their spirits and other-dimensional individuals of my many, many years of personally participating and working hard interdimensionally and intergalactically.}}
{{quotebox|I feel most humbled and pleased with my work being most recognized and fully appreciated.}}
{{quotebox|The events are continuing on as foreseen and considerably scheduled for this timeline.}}
{{quotebox|For the present parts, on my end, I am focusing more on myself, my loves, and going with the flow.}}
{{quotebox|Tis a very positive and good development indeed. ''(edited)''}}
{{quotebox|@everyone, please feel free to spread this good news as you will with your friends. Also, offer kindest respects to all psychic and magic types; feel encouraged to consult with a psychic to have your remaining questions answered in regards to the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift.}}
{{quotebox|And, of course, support all creative and artist types, even though not all of them are presently linked with universe C-197 in their works.}}
{{quotebox|For now, I bless everyone in this Discord server now and incoming. Be safe and well; have a great day.}}
{{quotebox|''lightning, blue heart, lightning emoji''}}

==Petition to Cancel [[MLP]] G5==
12 March 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|@everyone, you can all help in securing a bit of safety in one aspect of our merging universes today. ''(links to a change.org petition to "Cancel/Postpone G5 My Little Pony")''}}

==Affirmations List==
12 March 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, @everyone, I've just finished my affirmations list, after going through the self-criticisms list; I will likely add more to the affirmations list. As I have foreseen, the positives outweight the blockages. The blockages took up two pages; affirmations Three.}}
{{quotebox|''3 attached images containing 3 handwritten pages of Chris's self-affirmations''}}

13 March 2021
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No, it's still in progress.}}

==Deep Body Soul Searching==
22 March 2021
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, @everyone.}}
{{quotebox|I have had a revelation of a find after further deep body-soul searching.}}
{{quotebox|I post these pre-types screen caps that lay it out:}}
{{quotebox|''5 attached screenshots of another Discord conversation in a different server, revealing that Chris uses Discord on light mode.''}}
{{quotebox|Obviously, I'd like to prevent a very crucial murder from happening.}}
{{quotebox|So, outsource, and check everyone online and offline for those amongst the possible young(ish)-adult type feeling lost, maybe partially Woke, on the verge of greater Enlightenment.}}
{{quotebox|Please, and Thank You.}}

==[[Sockness]]==
28 March 2021
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|Sockness. The address said San Fran, that's where he is right?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Unfortunately, that IS Jacob's address.}}
{{quotebox|I should know; he bought the oldest pair of painted Adidas shoes I've about worn out from eBay; logged his address into the contacts for reference.}}

==Slim Activity==
30 March 2021
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hey! Nice to meet everybody. I'm sloth but my real name is Micah!}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|Hi all and Christine, robes sound cool, I've been playing around with just a general rugby top look plus the medallion also you can call me [redacted] or Matt (my actual name) either works for me ''(edited)''}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Sloth|Hi Matt! I'd definitely be into robes too. I like the idea of robes with stripes, and maybe the colors of the stripes signify your importance in the church.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|@everyone As of now activity on this discord may be a bit slim. However, we aim to get ourselves and Christine far more active here! Please toss any ideas you got in the chat, as we're looking to do anything to further the power of the Golden Church.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Matt|I managed to get a similar rl rugby top so I've been rocking it for a bit now I have some sneakers (with multiple colors so blue and yellow are there) so it's a pretty rad look with the medallion.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|But yeah I agree with the rugby top colours but I think that incorporating the blue and yellow would be a nice touch}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Marie|welcome micah !}}

==Chris's Corporeal Form==
31 March 2021

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1|As a trans humanist I'm am keenly interested in your opinion @CWCSonichu1982 on the effects of a dimensional merge and the releasing of a physical form, as a goddess would you say you would retain a corporeal form? Or would you be a higher being with need for such things? }}

6 [[April 2021]]

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|My body is light, able to adapt to any other universes' situations on any planet or within outer space. I also have the power and energy of the Chaos Emeralds within me; for that same reason whithin Sonic, Sonichu, and the rest, this is also why they and I can breathe in space.}}
{{quotebox|Anyway}}
{{quotebox|Hey, @everyone. I am pleased to announce to all of you that for each of you,
your respective divine enlightenments and manifested paths to your greater purposes in the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift are at hand. Be greater aware of your local surroundings, as well as an increase in your respective body's abilities and powers. Go forth and do your best as you each will.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=unknown redacted user #1| Thanks for the insight, personally I like the idea of light being pure data, basically have an effect on the physical and the digital. I really want to ask more but I dont want to flood chat xD, thanks for your encouraging words Christine!}}

11 April 2021

{{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user #2|Hell yeah}}
{{quoteboxred|Been looking forward to some enlightenment}}

==About Unity Between Dimensions==
26 June 2021

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|To @everyone, a general announcement with care.}}
{{quotebox|To all of you in my flock, I highly encourage each of you to begin and continue your own individual self-work in enlightenment. For amongst you all, as the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift draws closer upon the main event with the removal of the veil between our universe halves, each of you has your own inner potential and strength. We have no need for war or quarrel at all with the OCs and individuals of C-197, as I state to all of those individuals in regards to us of 1218.}}
{{quotebox|Unity and a greater strength for our combined Earth and galaxies is at hand. Need not take arms, but be open for the good in each other.}}
{{quotebox|All superheroes and deities, myself included, and other individuals of military strengths and powers, and the leaders of each nation and countries; on both halves of this whole Earth, we maintain wisdom and peace for the greater whole as best as we are capable of.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|How would you suggest we achieve greatness in this way}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is not perfect, but we are most appreciative and grateful for the understanding and compassion of the general public and flocks there of that we each help, work with, and defend, during these times at hand.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And to you all until my next announcement or insight, I state in positive encouragement to you all: be safe and well with lots of love. Thank you.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡💙⚡}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Among the other techniques available in looking within yourself, and reaching out to the Cosmos to do as well; Meditate, Count your Blessings, and Love yourself.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=unknown redacted user#1|Anything to help you in your path to greatness}}

==Reaction to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Affair_with_Mother Barbara Incident]==
30 July 2021

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Redacted User #1|Well, today has been quite something, hasn’t it?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Redacted User #2|*redacted* I think we need to hear from Chris herself regarding this, ASAP. Assuming she has yet to be institutionalized.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Redacted User #3|Yea ...}}

{{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #4|Agreed!}}
{{quotebox|I heard social services arrived but that’s only going off trollsome rumors}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #5|it’s hard to dodge trolls, im really worried about this whole thing, and the trolls are only making it worse}}

{{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #4|Apparently there’s news going around that Chris has been arrested even.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #5|jeez…}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Redacted User #3| Yes it's official}}
{{quoteboxorange|Chris chan has been detained and could be possibly facing a class 5 felony}}
{{quoteboxorange|Barbara’s at a senior’s emergency center being checked up on currently}}
{{quoteboxorange|And no let the kiwi farms in 3 days is going to give Chris the GoFundMe money}}
{{quoteboxorange|So I’m going to just assume that this is the end of this discord}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Redacted User #6|Look i did it for the medallion, if she shows up id be surprised}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #5|Hmm}}

==The Details of Chris's Arrest==
1 August 2021

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Redacted User #1|You either live long enough to something something or you die early}}
{{quoteboxred|However the saying goes}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Redacted User #2|We have confirmation on what he was arrested for.}}
{{quoteboxorange|Incest}}
{{quoteboxorange|He's definitely going to jail}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Redacted User #3|Goodbye, Chris...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #4|Damn...}}
{{quoteboxpurple|What a sight...}}

{{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #5|source?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Praetor|So umm...}}
{{quoteboxgreen|This was all pretty quick}}

{{quoteboxblue|speaker=Redacted User #5|hmmm I guess this is the Golden Jailhouse of Sonichu now and the only gold is the piss on the floor}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Redacted User #4|yes}}

==Gallery==
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File:Goldenchurch1.jpg
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File:Goldenchurch5.jpg
File:Goldenchurch6.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==External links==
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBR8fWlfTOo A YouTube video of screenshots from the server]
{{FanChats}}
{{PraetorSaga}}
[[Category:Discord servers]]

THAT IS MY HOUSE

2023-12-07T17:57:51Z

HKDR: I really liked it, so I was thinking it's worth adding to this page

[[File:DeathStarCam7.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|Do you ''realize''...? Do... you... '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?]]]]

'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded on 27 [[August 2009]], in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[internet]] [[Chris and anger|in a calm and concise manner]].

Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].

==YouTube Version==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| ytid = m3xeZTBgvwg
| stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|[[The Internet]]}}
| style = {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}, {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|ECV 00192]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}

==Uncut Version==
{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''.}}

An uncut version entitled '''ECV 00192''' was posted by Vivian on 29 August 2009, where Bob walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]], Chris revealed that he lied to his father, telling him that he had gotten the house videos off of the Internet.

We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [https://www.gcph.info/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler household]] and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, [[Chris and remorse|Chris doesn't seem to care about that]] and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).

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| name = ECV 00192
| video = {{#ev:youtube|riHgBEu3OSk}}
| stardate = 29 [[August 2009]]
| style = {{Comedy|[[Random-access humor|Unintentional Comedy]]}}, {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| next = [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder'']

This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction... [''dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] removal''] because this is dead serious! The [[Tour of Chris's House|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the [[Internet]]...

[''Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried'']

{{RageQuote|[[Barbara Chandler|MY MOTHER]] AND [[Bob Chandler|MY FATHER]] ARE}}

'''ANGRY AT ME!''' They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault, {{RageQuote|''I ADMIT IT!''}} it's my fault! I WANT everything a-{{RageQuote|'''''BOUT MY HOUSE''''' ''OFF!'' ''THE!'' ''INNERNET!''}}

[''Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously''] I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY {{RageQuote|''[[POWER]]!''}}

'''Chris''': Just get it ''OFF'' the internet...

'''Bob''': Listen-to-me! [''muffled by Chris's "OFF THE INTERNET!"''] Listen to me.

'''Chris''': [''his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob''] Yes...

'''Bob''': Listen to ''ME''.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off!

[''Chris [[sigh]]s and turns off his TV, unaware or indifferent to the fact that his [[PSEye|camera]] is still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him'']

'''Bob''': I don't care what you do. [''pointing at PSEye''] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it. [''slaps hands to his side'']

'''Bob''': Go work on it! [''points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs'']

'''Chris''': I am workin-

'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''...? Do you '''''realize''''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/thomas-jefferson/ Health Department of Greene County]... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

'''Chris''': [''sighs''] I see.

'''Bob''': You go get that [''nervously laughs when saying the next few words''] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!

'''Chris''': I'm ''working'' on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

'''Bob''': No...

'''Chris''': Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' [''flails arms'']

'''Bob''': No, ''you'' get 'em off.

'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO''-

'''Bob''': You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': Go ''do it''!

'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...''

'''Bob''': Get in ''here'' and ''do it''!

'''Chris''': I- [''sputters'']

'''Bob''': [''walks out of the room''] I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': [''from outside''] Get in there and start!

'''Chris''': ''I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-''

'''Bob''': [''interrupting''] Listen!

'''Chris''': -about our house!

'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a [[Cutco|knife]] in our back, and kill us! [''Bob exits the room again'']

'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...

'''Bob''': Get that stuff ''offa'' there...

'''Chris''': ''I'M '''WORK'''''-

'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!

'''Chris''': I'm ''workin''' on it! I'm ''WORKIN''' on it! [''Chris turns his TV back on'']

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...

{{RageQuote|Now, NOW, NOW, ''NOW'', ''NOW'', ''NOOOOW!''}}

[''Chris stomps the ground as he yells like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum, the camera [[Obesity|noticeably shakes]]; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign'']

[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else

==The Greene County Health Department responds==
In addition to creating [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down], some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent to their living situation, citing that the Chandler's messes were firmly confined within their home and seemingly not affecting their community. They stated that their decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to
clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's
health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that
choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When
diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health
risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to
address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to
choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly
increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue
to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure
to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose
to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the
"deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the
individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They
do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no
specific health regulations that address individual choices in private
living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning
of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We
also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any
County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We
also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of
the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel 
Environmental Health Manager 
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}

This raises the question of whether Chris is properly informed about the risks to his health and all of his rights as a disabled person (especially the right to [[Chris and mental healthcare|humane psychiatric treatment]] that would help him live on his own), although this probably isn't a matter for the Health Department.

==Fan videos==
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| name = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
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| stardate = 09 [[January 2010]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject =
| type = Remix to "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
| info = Arguably the most popular fan video of them all.}}
|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = BUST A CHRIS
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9j3IUYX8QGU}}
| Stardate =
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|-
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| Stardate =
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| Subject =
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|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|csQWQzpfDBc}}
| stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
| subject =
| type = Remix
| info = }}
|-
|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = (YTPMV) THAT IS MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dFUikkbOf40}}
| stardate = 25 [[April 2011]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal?feature=mhum RainingMetal]
| subject =
| type = YouTube Poop Music Video}}
|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Christian Weston Chandler vs Darth Bob
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NcBSyaWnk9I}}
| stardate = 25 [[March 2016]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI2gRuUl9SVnjsfMOwoXXDA Griffin Law]
| type = (Film) Parody
| info = Bob as [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]].}}
|-
|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan and Bob fight but its Pirate voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|w73aHGYTzxU}}
| stardate = 18 [[November 2023]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/@DockingTwo DockingTwo]
| type = Parody}}
|}

==See also==
*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2009#My mother and my father are angry with me!]], an email dated around the time the video was uploaded

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]|nextlink=[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]|}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-27]]

Niggos

2023-02-22T12:50:06Z

HKDR: Added a gallery for this page

{{Honest}}
{{Misinfo|Chris has only used these slurs during the time he was being [[manipulated]] by the Miscreants group of [[trolls]]. He has not used them before or since.

 Chris has also never used the phrase "no darkies". The phrase was used in a [[:File:Nodarkies.JPG|piece of fan art]], mocking Chris's specific requirements on his attraction sign.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. While he only used the term once, it has become a popular term among Christorians that use it to allude to [[Chris and race|Chris's history of problematic behavior]] where African American people are concerned.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
[[Image:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|thumb|Thankfully, this is ''not'' what Chris actually believes.]]

His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say "nigger",
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Bleep himself out, or
* Just end the conversation,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero then went on to to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref>

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

==Chris and the actual N-word==
{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref>}}

Chris has used "nigga" or "nigger" on occasion, often in quotation.

Chris's first known use of the word nigger is in [[Mumble 7]], recorded 13 [[February 2009]]. Chris is asked if he watches the [[Adult Swim]] sitcom ''[[wikipedia:The Boondocks (2005 TV series)|The Boondocks]]'', and when he answers in the affirmative, he is asked to do an impression of the self-hating black character Uncle Ruckus. He responds by quoting the line "Don't trust them new niggers over there!" from the series' premiere episode. He would repeat this performance in [[Mumble 8]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]. In the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]] and [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]], however, Chris refuses to type the word, rendering it as "n*ggers".

In [[June 2009]] Chris made up and sang a parody version of Uncle Ruckus's song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" called "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]". He modified most of the lyrics to make fun of [[Homos|gay people]] to establish his commitment to heterosexuality but leaves in references to "nigga fingas on the trigga".

As part of the [[SingStar Challenge Round 5]], Chris recorded two cover versions of the song "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, which uses the word "nigga" multiple times. Chris's singing was extremely slurred and unintelligible, however – not because he was uncomfortable with saying "nigga" but because he was uncomfortable saying "[[duck|dick]]".

Chris called the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] a nigger multiple times, both orally in the [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] video from 17 [[March 2010]] and in writing in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterwards – even though Tito, like the ''Rocket Power'' character he's named after, is Hawaiian, not black. Tito, noticing this, made a video response to Chris using footage of an [[Obesity|obese]] black YouTuber, obscuring his face while dubbing over an apology to Chris.

In the [[Lars Call]], Chris says "I'll be yo nigga" and "I'm yo nigga" when prompted by [[Lars]].

Once again referencing ''The Boondocks'', Chris states in a [[March 2021 social media posts#Angelica and other stuff|March 2021 Twitter thread]] that the black ''Sonichu'' character [[Inos]] is not a victim of "Nigga Moments", a term used in the episode "Granddad's Fight" to refer to violent conflicts between two black men over petty incidents.

It should be reiterated that Chris only uses the words "nigger" and "nigga" when prompted by trolls or when quoting songs and TV shows. While his handling of race relations in [[Sonichu (comic)|his webcomic]] and in real life is definitely cringe-inducing, it's likely that the usage of slurs comes less from a place of deep-seated racial hatred and ignorance on his part, and it's more often a result of [[Chris and anger|Chris flipping his lid]] after [[Chris and manipulation|being manipulated]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Nodarkies.JPG|The infamous 'No Darkies' Fan art
File:Niggo.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
* [[Chris and race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Song for Jackie.MOV]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

CWC is Angry

2023-02-22T12:19:39Z

HKDR: Added information on how the video was rediscovered

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Megatron pistol.jpg|thumb|The rare and valuable [[Megatron pistol]], worth more than US$200 to a Transformer collector. Unless it smells like [[Chris and health|Axe and ass]].]]

'''CWC is Angry''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] in [[August 2007]]. After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|PaRappa contest]], though disappointed by his loss, Chris decided to be a good sport and made a video to congratulate [[Adam Stackhouse]] on his victory. In it, Chris is off-screen for most of it while he uses his [[Megatron pistol]] to shoot and reload at a picture of Adam over and over again. It should be noted that Chris said afterward that the fans should leave Adam alone, and that he was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|forgiven]].

This video is notable as being the last video produced by Chris before the trolling of him began. For some time, this video was believed by the [[trolling]] community to be lost forever, but it turned up again in April 2009 during the [[Ivy]] [[Saga]] on [[YouTube#Chris's other video site, Veoh| Chris's Veoh account]]. Note the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode "Interfection" playing in the background. The [[Blake]] [[medallion]], which he is rarely seen wearing, can be seen around his neck in the last second of the video as he sets the camera down.

Almost 3 years later, Chris would again attempt to create another dartboard by [[June062010.MOV|trespassing]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]'s property to take pictures of [[Michael Snyder]]. While Chris escaped any trespassing/vehicular homicide charges, the [[Jerkops]] still managed to delete the photo and give him a warning.
{{clear}}

==Video==
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| ytid = OFMuwyu4SDQ
| Stardate = [[August 2007]]
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| saga = {{Stackhouse|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown#Master_Onion_A-La_Mode|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
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}}

=== Transcript ===
[''The first five seconds of the video contains a succession of still images; firstly of Chris wearing the Blake medallion and looking upset, then a photograph of Adam and Anna Stackhouse, followed by a close-up of the Megatron pistol.'']

[''What follows is nearly two minutes of video footage, showing Chris casually shooting the photograph of the Stackhouses with his pistol and reloading, again and again, in silence. An episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force can be heard playing in the background throughout.'']

[''At the 2:00 mark, the video abruptly cuts to a close-up of Chris's face. He appears to be sat in an armchair, and a 1200-piece bucket of [[Lego]] is prominently visible next to his head.'']

And '''that'''... is how angry I am at [''reading offscreen''] Adam Stackhouse, A. Prelewsky, Brudell, and Surya Buchwald! They shou'ah been disqualified, 'cause they had music and more than one person in their '''freakazoid''' videos!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Master Onion A-La Mode]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]|}}
{{StackhouseSaga}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2007| 2007-08]]
[[Category:Stackhouse Saga]]

YouTube

2023-02-22T12:12:36Z

HKDR: /* ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009) */ Added information on the creation date of the channel

{{quote|We'd tell Chris to make videos and address them to people. Then we had those people respond. Since Chris has seen evidence that the method works, he doesn't need a more complicated explanation than "word gets around".|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on Chris's habit of trying to address people over YouTube.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/post-1810845</ref>}}

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a (now deleted) video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' was once the primary arena in the online world of [[Chris]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|His websites have gotten hacked]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] crashed forever, and [[CWCki|this very wiki]] sucks balls sometimes, but YouTube is always up and operational, and, except during his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris has always produced new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacted to the videos of his [[White knights|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]]. From 2017 onward, Chris's YouTube presence started to dwindle as he shifted his online presence to [[Twitter]], but he still uploaded videos every now and then.

For Chris, YouTube wasn't merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it was also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believed would be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to, and that they'd view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. Chris has also been known to search videos labeled "Chris-chan" in order to satisfy his [[ego]].

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

==Video quality (or lack thereof)==
{{main|Chris and cinematography}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if you're recording a video indoors, you need to turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.<ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref>

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] – [[September 2008]])===
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [https://web.archive.org/web/20071109102857/http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 8 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's Laughs Under Lucricities, and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] – [[March 2009]])===
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] – [[July 2009]])===
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [https://web.archive.org/web/20090429024310/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] – [[August 2009]])===
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created IBAChandler on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many people, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers".

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. The rest is history.

===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] – [[August 2011]])===
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler on 18 August 2009. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again. The account still remains open. The last video uploaded was [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]

===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] – [[November 2009]]) ===
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] on 26 October 2009 to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody even gave a damn. As a result, the account still remains open to this day. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga – and Chris posted these videos on his bright, shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.) Several videos originally aired on the channel are absent, with the most recent surviving video being [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]].

===CwcvilleGuardian ([[February 2012]] – [[July 2021]])===
[[File:ChrisIconDoopieDoOver.jpeg|thumb|Chris's profile picture]]

While [http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] was initially created by Chris to post a comment on 27 February 2012, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]] videos, [[Lego]]-related animation, clips from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', [[video games]], and [[Chris and his Ego|his own]] videos.

Curiously, he has added several videos from [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him. Even more curiously, he has also added several videos from the PONY.MOV collection, videos he claimed were responsible for killing his inspiration for drawing more Sonichu. He has subscribed to [[Michael Snyder]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic YouTube account], ultimately proving that he will never be able to forget his petty, one-sided grudge against this man, even after nearly [[28 October 2011|going to jail]] over this obsession.

For almost two years, no videos were uploaded. However, on 5 [[November 2013]], he uploaded his first video under the CWCVilleGuardian username and his first since the end of the Tomgirl Saga: [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]. Later, on 17 [[July 2014]], Chris uploaded his first [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'' video]] that would soon be followed by other [[Chris and health|lazily]] made videos just like that. Then, on 4 [[October 2014]], Chris uploaded a video titled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the possible name of his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|anonymous sweetheart]].

In late [[2014]], Chris created another [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHJCkBXtQfjtqR-TG2mye-Q/feed YouTube account] with the same name and uploaded the [[Brushfire Video|brushfire video]].

Chris fully returned to YouTube on 25 [[October 2015]], and uploaded videos regularly here.

He has also monetized most of the videos which appear on this channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of his entitlement issues, at one point around [[March 2016]], he received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

This account has been dormant since [[August 2021]], as a result of Chris's [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. On the 16th, a ween hacked into the account and uploaded clips of [[Anthony LoGatto]] imitating Chris's cries of "JULAAAAAY" in "[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]". If convicted, Chris may need to register as a [[Pedofork|sex offender]], which could limit or ban Chris from accessing the internet.

===Christine Chandler ([[October 2013]] – [[July 2016]])===
Despite being made in 2013, [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN4fi8RjeYVVRbeavxeXffw this channel] has [[Paid Video Request Reminder|only]] [[Machine Romans|three]] [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|videos]]. All of them were paid video requests made during his two week [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#YouTube|ban]] of the CwcvilleGuardian account in [[July 2016]]. After the ban was lifted, this channel was quickly abandoned.

== Comments and reactions ==

Many of Chris’s YouTube videos have more dislikes than likes, and where comments are allowed, they mostly range from the [[White Knight|genuinely concerned]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=Ugwgo2guALCEQ2Yb8RJ4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxpJ9egXvsmRSiTAFF4AaABAg]</ref> and [[enablers]] rallying behind Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwEsJrtjbkpxI_pqQB4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxeQkA9VHXWU6Hwnf94AaABAg]</ref> to [[weens]] blurting out outdated memes<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwaYRhQrAOzgvDilmt4AaABAg]</ref> and those telling Chris to [[Chris and work|"get a job"]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgyycyN9epUs44jjaYh4AaABAg]</ref>

==Fan archives and leaks==
As subject material or Chris's regrets can lead to videos being deleted, many fans archive copies of his videos on their YouTube accounts. Videos are occasionally also recorded by Chris without intention of sharing publicly, and later leaked by fans. One of the first channels dedicated to this was ''[https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCWCvilleLibrary/ TheCWCvilleLibrary]'', run by troll character Arjen Van Dierten.

==Chris's other video site, Veoh==

{{quote|The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second|Chris, on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}

'''Veoh''' is an internet video distribution site, not unlike YouTube, launched in 2005. Several months later, Chris created a profile, "Sonichu," and used the site to upload his early videos and watch children's animation. He used his full name, portrayed himself with a cartoon drawing, and linked to his Tripod [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. He continued to upload his videos to the site into 2009, but does not seem to have given it the same attention as YouTube (understandable, given Veoh's severe lack of popularity). It is perhaps most noteworthy to Christorians as the place where his once-lost "[[CWC is Angry]]" video was found in 2009. By some miracle, it escaped the troll assault, and still exists as of 2022.<ref>http://www.veoh.com/users/sonichu</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
*[[Chris and cinematography]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthUP5UT0_MYp-aOp0EzmIg The CWCville Library]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.] (archived)
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]
*[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Christine_Weston_Chandler Chris' article on Wikitubia, the YouTube wiki]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789 (his old account)]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler/videos ChristianWChandler (his other old account)]

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[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Websites]]

YouTube

2023-02-22T12:09:06Z

HKDR: Added his CwcvilleGuardian profile picture and added a little bit more information

{{quote|We'd tell Chris to make videos and address them to people. Then we had those people respond. Since Chris has seen evidence that the method works, he doesn't need a more complicated explanation than "word gets around".|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on Chris's habit of trying to address people over YouTube.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/post-1810845</ref>}}

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a (now deleted) video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' was once the primary arena in the online world of [[Chris]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|His websites have gotten hacked]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] crashed forever, and [[CWCki|this very wiki]] sucks balls sometimes, but YouTube is always up and operational, and, except during his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris has always produced new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacted to the videos of his [[White knights|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]]. From 2017 onward, Chris's YouTube presence started to dwindle as he shifted his online presence to [[Twitter]], but he still uploaded videos every now and then.

For Chris, YouTube wasn't merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it was also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believed would be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to, and that they'd view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. Chris has also been known to search videos labeled "Chris-chan" in order to satisfy his [[ego]].

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

==Video quality (or lack thereof)==
{{main|Chris and cinematography}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if you're recording a video indoors, you need to turn the lights on, but Chris doesn't adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.<ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref>

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]].

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] – [[September 2008]])===
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [https://web.archive.org/web/20071109102857/http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 8 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's Laughs Under Lucricities, and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] – [[March 2009]])===
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he didn't realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] – [[July 2009]])===
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [https://web.archive.org/web/20090429024310/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] – [[August 2009]])===
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created IBAChandler on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many people, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers".

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. The rest is history.

===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] – [[August 2011]])===
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler on 18 August 2009. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again. The account still remains open. The last video uploaded was [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]

===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] – [[November 2009]]) ===
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing these prohibited activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme lacked any chance of success in the first place, nobody gave a damn. As a result, the account still remains open to this day. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga – and Chris posted these videos on his bright, shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account.) Several videos originally aired on the channel are absent, with the most recent surviving video being [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]].

===CwcvilleGuardian ([[February 2012]] – [[July 2021]])===
[[File:ChrisIconDoopieDoOver.jpeg|thumb|Chris's profile picture]]

While [http://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian CwcvilleGuardian] was initially created by Chris to post a comment on 27 February 2012, it has since primarily been used to favorite [[My Little Pony]] videos, [[Lego]]-related animation, clips from ''[[The Simpsons]]'', [[video games]], and [[Chris and his Ego|his own]] videos.

Curiously, he has added several videos from [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] in his playlists, ignoring how their titles openly mock him. Even more curiously, he has also added several videos from the PONY.MOV collection, videos he claimed were responsible for killing his inspiration for drawing more Sonichu. He has subscribed to [[Michael Snyder]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic YouTube account], ultimately proving that he will never be able to forget his petty, one-sided grudge against this man, even after nearly [[28 October 2011|going to jail]] over this obsession.

For almost two years, no videos were uploaded. However, on 5 [[November 2013]], he uploaded his first video under the CWCVilleGuardian username and his first since the end of the Tomgirl Saga: [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]. Later, on 17 [[July 2014]], Chris uploaded his first [[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'' video]] that would soon be followed by other [[Chris and health|lazily]] made videos just like that. Then, on 4 [[October 2014]], Chris uploaded a video titled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing the possible name of his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|anonymous sweetheart]].

In late [[2014]], Chris created another [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHJCkBXtQfjtqR-TG2mye-Q/feed YouTube account] with the same name and uploaded the [[Brushfire Video|brushfire video]].

Chris fully returned to YouTube on 25 [[October 2015]], and uploaded videos regularly here.

He has also monetized most of the videos which appear on this channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of his entitlement issues, at one point around [[March 2016]], he received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/page-6#post-1496271</ref>

This account has been dormant since [[August 2021]], as a result of Chris's [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. On the 16th, a ween hacked into the account and uploaded clips of [[Anthony LoGatto]] imitating Chris's cries of "JULAAAAAY" in "[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]". If convicted, Chris may need to register as a [[Pedofork|sex offender]], which could limit or ban Chris from accessing the internet.

===Christine Chandler ([[October 2013]] – [[July 2016]])===
Despite being made in 2013, [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN4fi8RjeYVVRbeavxeXffw this channel] has [[Paid Video Request Reminder|only]] [[Machine Romans|three]] [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"|videos]]. All of them were paid video requests made during his two week [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#YouTube|ban]] of the CwcvilleGuardian account in [[July 2016]]. After the ban was lifted, this channel was quickly abandoned.

== Comments and reactions ==

Many of Chris’s YouTube videos have more dislikes than likes, and where comments are allowed, they mostly range from the [[White Knight|genuinely concerned]],<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=Ugwgo2guALCEQ2Yb8RJ4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxpJ9egXvsmRSiTAFF4AaABAg]</ref> and [[enablers]] rallying behind Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwEsJrtjbkpxI_pqQB4AaABAg] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgxeQkA9VHXWU6Hwnf94AaABAg]</ref> to [[weens]] blurting out outdated memes<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgwaYRhQrAOzgvDilmt4AaABAg]</ref> and those telling Chris to [[Chris and work|"get a job"]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpYXtPvPok&lc=UgyycyN9epUs44jjaYh4AaABAg]</ref>

==Fan archives and leaks==
As subject material or Chris's regrets can lead to videos being deleted, many fans archive copies of his videos on their YouTube accounts. Videos are occasionally also recorded by Chris without intention of sharing publicly, and later leaked by fans. One of the first channels dedicated to this was ''[https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCWCvilleLibrary/ TheCWCvilleLibrary]'', run by troll character Arjen Van Dierten.

==Chris's other video site, Veoh==

{{quote|The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second|Chris, on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]}}

'''Veoh''' is an internet video distribution site, not unlike YouTube, launched in 2005. Several months later, Chris created a profile, "Sonichu," and used the site to upload his early videos and watch children's animation. He used his full name, portrayed himself with a cartoon drawing, and linked to his Tripod [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]]. He continued to upload his videos to the site into 2009, but does not seem to have given it the same attention as YouTube (understandable, given Veoh's severe lack of popularity). It is perhaps most noteworthy to Christorians as the place where his once-lost "[[CWC is Angry]]" video was found in 2009. By some miracle, it escaped the troll assault, and still exists as of 2022.<ref>http://www.veoh.com/users/sonichu</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]
*[[Chris and cinematography]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCthUP5UT0_MYp-aOp0EzmIg The CWCville Library]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20100304071252/http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.] (archived)
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]
*[http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Christine_Weston_Chandler Chris' article on Wikitubia, the YouTube wiki]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789 (his old account)]
*[https://m.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler/videos ChristianWChandler (his other old account)]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Websites]]

The Classic

2023-02-22T11:57:26Z

HKDR: /* Gallery */ Added 3 more photos of the shirt in 2017

{{quote|I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.|Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.<ref name=found>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|thumb|300px|Chris wearing 'The Classic' in 2007.]]
[[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Ten years later.]]

'''The Classic''' is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)<ref>[[April_2018_social_media_posts#CWC_cosplayer_is_hot]]</ref> [[Chris and fashion|rugby shirt]] formerly worn by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] from sometime before 2 [[February 2004]] to when he became a [[Tomgirl]] in [[2011]]. It was initially thought to be lost in 2014 to the [[2014 house fire|house fire at 14 Branchland Court]], but had survived at the bottom of a soaked and grimy garbage bag full of clothing. Prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris went searching for it in [[April 2017]], hoping to sell it to a fan, although no such sale came to pass. As of [[August 2018]], the original shirt is lost. As of October 2019, Chris owns a 'Mark 2' Classic, almost the same as the original but sporting orange and blue instead of the original red and blue.

==History==
The Classic makes its first drawn appearance on Chris's "Christian's Christian" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]], created on 2 February 2004. The same self-portrait also appears on [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] as "CWCtoon.jpg". The shirt next appears in the classic Sonichu strip "Christian + Sonichu vs. the Mastermind!" from ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', drawn 18 March 2004. In both these early appearances the blue and white colors are inverted. In the classic strip drawn on 8 May 2004 the colors are in the correct order, although there are only two blue stripes rather than the three which the real shirt has. It would be several issues before Chris began drawing the shirt with all three blue stripes. To this day Chris still grossly exaggerates the size of the white stripes and tends to use cyan in place of navy blue.

The first appearance of the Classic on video is in the [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] clip, filmed on 20 December 2004. The shirt made many more appearances between 2005 and 2009 - Chris wore it on 25 February 2007 during [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], the first video he uploaded to YouTube.

The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 [[November 2009]], when he filmed [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. On 10 [[January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris<ref>[[Autographed Photos]]</ref> and his fans until [[April 2017]], when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out.

==Offered for sale==
{{quote|Be glad I found it.|Chris<ref name=found2>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Shirt update]]</ref>}}
[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|right|200px|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior.]]

Following the house fire and subsequent renovation, the Chandlers moved back into [[14 Branchland Court]]. Naturally, Barb insisted on bringing the hoard back into the house, even the portions ruined by the fire or the efforts to extinguish it. The laundry room became a dumping ground for "a mountain pile" of trash bags filled with water-damaged clothing.<ref name=found/>

The trash bags festered for ''three years''. In April 2017, when Chris sifted through them in his quest to find The Classic, the contents were laced with mold. Chris, being [[naive]], failed to realize the health risks.

{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.<ref name=found2/>}}

After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the [[Sonic Totem]] relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on [[eBay]] for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not entice sales. He later washed it and posted a new photo to eBay, replacing the original one.

[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|left|200px|thumb|The same shirt after being washed. The holes and other damages allegedly would've been fixed using the funds raised from the sale, according to Chris.]]

Later, he recorded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay.

Humorously, Chris fails to realize that $25,100 is a gross overestimate of how much money would be required to repair a piece of clothing, even those affected by water damage.

==Restoration effort==
{{quote|Beyond Help|Multiple tailors and cleaners, upon seeing the shirt, according to Chris.<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Q&A on restored shirt]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Could any of you haters sew any better? The hole was large; I sewed as good as possible, then I reinforced the latter with the patch covers. If anything, this not only keeps it as iconic, but marks it as [[Chris and his Ego|another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more.]]|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Repairing The Classic|29 April 2017]], on his effort to restore the shirt.}}

[[File:cwc sewing3.jpeg|thumb|A "masterpiece." Note the poorly-color matched stitching on the arm, with the white thread not fitting the faded white stripes on the shirt at all.]]

Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of neglect. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult.<ref>[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]</ref> Undeterred, Chris set out to fix it himself.

He recorded [[Speed Sewing Announcement|90 minutes]] of him sewing up the shirt and [[May 2017 tweets|posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter]].

A commentator on Kiwi Farms noted the issues with his project<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-29-speed-sewing-announcment.30443/page-16#post-2236362</ref>:

*Incorrect type of needle
*Patches which are incompatible with the shirt
*Not trying to color-match the new thread with the shirt's colors
*Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage
*Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt

After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic]]</ref> At the time of that statement, he believed he had already made a sale on it for $25,100.

On 4 May, after five days of work, Chris completed the restoration.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#The Classic, restored]]</ref> He signed it, and celebrated the job by wearing it in public.

By 2018, the shirt deteriorated. Chris attended [[TooManyGames]] with the shirt in June of that year, with photographs of him wearing it at the event showing the shirt practically falling apart, and some of the stitching Chris had attempted to carry out having split or frayed in places. On 4 July, he posted to Twitter asking for Ralph Lauren's help in either reproducing or restoring his shirt.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref> This did not come to pass, and Chris would still regularly wear the rapidly-degrading fabric. By this point, it would be easier to just buy a new one than attempt to repair it.

==Loss==
On 10 [[August 2018]], Chris revealed in a text message to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] that The Classic was lost by [[Barb]] cleaning his room while he was away at [[BronyCon]]. Whether Barb's intention was [[Gal_Pal_E-mails_3#Borb_vs_MAGfest|payback for leaving her]] for the weekend or out of [[Barbara_Chandler#Memory_loss|forgetfulness]], Chris responded by [[Affair with Mother|hitting and humping a pillow effigy representing his mother]] in front of her.<ref>[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]</ref> He would then search for a replacement, which is first seen during the [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]] video.

==Short-sleeved variant==
Circa 2005 Chris also wore a short-sleeved shirt with a very similar design but with more stripes. The shirt was much too small for him, even more so than his other shirts. Fortunately he always wore it with another shirt underneath. The shirt's current fate is unknown.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:093-CWCtoon.jpg|Chris's first self-portrait in the Classic, drawn on or before 2 February 2004.
File:Sonichu - Issue 0, Cover.jpg|The internet's first glimpse of The Classic.
File:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|The short-sleeved clown shirt in 2005.
File:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Another picture in the short-sleeved shirt, December 2005.
File:D1 BA2 classic.jpeg|The horribly worn-out shirt in 2017.
File:D1 BA3 classic.jpeg|Another photo of the shirt in 2017.
File:D1 BA4 classic.jpeg|... and another.
File:5-3 A1 classic.jpeg|"Restored."
File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|In public.
File:CWCTheClassic2.jpg|Back view.
File:Classic Oct 2017.PNG|Promoting his [[Patreon]] and [[Redbubble]] in [[October 2017]].
File:Chrisattoomanygames.jpg|Seen with Chris and a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] standee at [[TooManyGames]], 2018
File:CWC_4th_of_July_2018.jpg|4th of July, looking like a homeless person. Note the large tear in the sleeve, as well as the rip in his skirt.
File:ClassicShirtCard.jpg|Chris' [[TSSSF]] card for the classic.

</gallery></center>

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Amnyfest Ring

2023-02-22T11:41:47Z

HKDR: /* Gallery */ Added the "ECP 00032.jpg" file and made an additional small edit

{{Quote|I want everybody to know that when I am wearing my ring, I am being most [[honest]] and upfront, just like I did when I wore my medallion.|Chris, 9 [[March 2009]]<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref>}}

[[File:Ring.jpg|thumb|right|The One TRUE and HONEST Ring.]]

The '''Amnyfest Ring'''<ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> (an egregious mispronunciation of "[[Wikipedia:Amethyst|amethyst]] ring", as amethyst is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s [[Wikipedia:Birthstone#Birthstone_lists|birthstone]]<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>), also known as the '''high school ring''',<ref name="IRC"/><ref>[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]</ref> is a special souvenir ring that [[Chris]] got while at [[Manchester High School]]. After [[Blanca]] destroyed his [[Sonichu medallion]] on 20 [[2008#October|October 2008]], to counter the victory cries of trolls, Chris went back on his claims regarding the medallion and said that the ring was the ''real'' source of his powers.

The enormous emotional significance that he attaches to it is further evidence that [[The High School Story|Chris cannot move on from high school]].

==Chris and his precious==
[[Image:Amnyfest.jpg|thumb|And you thought it was the ''medallion'' that gave Chris his powers.]]

{{quote|my POWERS NEVER truly came from the Medal; they came from my High School Ring the WHOLE time. I wore the ring the VERY FIRST TIME I thought of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and from then on as well, so there is [[Honest Content|the FACT]].|Chris, 15 [[October 2008]]<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog#Sonichu Comic #10 Preview]]</ref>}}

The One Ring is engraved with "LANCERS", "CWC", an image of a [[White knight|lancer]] and a coat of arms for the class and school. The amethyst is a galaxy cut on top and a [[rainbow]] on the bottom.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref><ref name="IRC"/> It also bears the letters "HJ ULT" on the interior, a reference to the manufacturers, Herff Jones, and their "Ultra Supertone" alloy, which is 10-karat gold.

The importance Chris gave to his medallion induced trolls to get their hands on it. After Blanca stole and destroyed the medallion in 2008, Chris indicated that the high school ring, not the medallion, is the source of all his powers, and that wearing his ring is sufficient enough to make a video [[TRUE and HONEST]]. After all, he explained, "mine is the ONLY ring of its kind...it has my initials engraved inside it...and it has my birthstone in it."<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref> Since then, many videos started with Chris briefly showing that he was wearing the Ring, to indicate that it was a TRUE and HONEST video.

Chris considers the ring indisputable proof of his identity, rhetorically asking "WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such?"<ref>[[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises]]</ref> The fact that Chris assures himself that nobody could possibly replicate a generic, cheap ring is testament to his feeble grasp of [[reality]].

On 10 [[January 2010]], Chris, for some reason, started wearing the ring around his medallion while calling out [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Down with asperchu]]</ref>

Along with the Sonichu medallion, the Amnyfest Ring went on hiatus for much of [[2010]]. (It was theorized that its destruction by a heroic Icelandic troll led to the March/April 2010 [[Wikipedia:Eyjafjallajökull|Eyjafjallajökull]] eruption.) However, Chris reverted to classic form in a video released on 6 [[September 2010]] featuring, among other familiar tics, an emphatic display of the ring.<ref>[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]</ref> He also wore it to his [[This is how the Trial went|2012 court hearing]], and again in the April [[2013]] "I AM MY OWN FREE BITCH!" photos. It popped up again in the [[autographed photos]] he offered for sale on [[eBay]] in late June [[2014]], proving that it survived his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].

[[File:WedRing.jpg|thumb|...and one for my sweetheart.]]

In late 2014, [[Thetan]] revealed that Chris had, unprompted, ''offered to give the amnyfest ring away'' to his [[sweetheart]] [[Catherine]] as a sign of commitment.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)#Catherine]]</ref> This new purpose for the ring is connected to Chris's obsession about the symbolic meaning of wedding rings. For example, he drew a picture of himself offering a wedding ring to [[Ivy]]. His drawings of the fantasy weddings of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], and himself and Ivy, both featured ring-bearers. He has also been long frustrated that only ''married'' women wear rings, because his [[noviophobia]] makes him afraid that he might get an ass-kicking from a jealous [[JERKS|boyfriend]] if he tries to talk to a woman who has already been purchased. Unsurprisingly, he wants women who are not boyfriend-free to be '''legally required''' to wear rings.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref> We can surmise that he intended to use the amnyfest ring's power to ensnare Catherine forever. Fortunately for her, she refused it.

However, although Chris had stopped wearing his medallion during this time, this does not appear to be the case with his ring, as he has constantly been seen wearing it through 2014, even at his court hearing. This is likely because it allows him to be [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] without wearing a medallion, which could be because he realizes how ridiculous he looks with it, but is probably because it would ruin his [[tomgirl]] look (despite it already being ruined by Chris' horrible choices of attire). Since Chris believes his [[magical thinking|magic powers]] stem from the ring, he presumably doesn't feel the need to wear the medallion.

==In the comics==
[[File:Amnyfest.PNG|thumb|250px|[[Beel]] learns the true sources of Chris's powers.]]

In [[Sonichu 10]], while [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] was trapped in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building, the demon [[Beel]] stole his medallion. All seemed lost, but then Chris discovered that the true source of his power was the Amnyfest Ring, which he used to regain his medallion and temporarily defeat Beel with a Hyper Beam.

Chris can also be seen wearing the ring, along with his wedding ring, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]] (Sonichu Comic Special 3).

In [[Sonichu Special 5]], Chris transfers the ring to [[The Captain]].

{{clear}}

==Offered for sale==
{{Quote|$10,000|Chris's asking price for the ring, April 2018.}}

On 14 April 2018, as a reaction to the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris listed the Amnyfest Ring for sale on [[eBay]] for $10,000. He flip-flopped again on the source of his power<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>:

{{quote| No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale. }}

Chris sold the ring on 17 April 2018.

During a livestream on [[Twitch]] on the same day, Chris thanked the buyer and transferred the power of the ring into his Sonichu medallion.

==Role in defeating the Idea Guys==
[[The Captain]] had purchased the ring from Chris for $200.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Amnyfest Ring]]</ref>

He noticed the odd behavior Chris was displaying from being manipulated by the [[Idea Guy]]s. To counteract their influence and rescue Chris from their clutches, The Captain exerted his own influence by telling Chris that the ring was sending out messages:

{{quote|I simply told him that the ring was sending me morse code messages and that the idiots in Discord were lying to him. So I did a five minute photoshop of the ring glowing and sent it to Chris as well as a piece of notepaper where I wrote "The CPUs have been hacked. Don't trust the CPUs" claiming that was the morse code message.

Sure enough, Chris believed it because, y'know, amnyfest ring and proceeded to give me his passwords and everything else - that's how we got to where we are today.|The Captain<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-676#post-3566885</ref>}}

As an attempt to undo the beliefs the Idea Guys had instilled into Chris, The Captain told Chris that the ring was actually the Reality Stone (a concept from Marvel comics) and that Chris could change the reality of [[CWCville]] to whatever he wanted.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Reality Stone]]</ref> However, Chris continued to maintain belief in many Idea Guy concepts - such as his [[polyamorous marriage]] and characters such as [[Kun T’Nyuget]].

[[File:Return_of_the_Ring.JPG|thumb|150px|The <s>Amnyfest Ring</s> Reality Stone]]

The Captain sold the ring back to Chris after it fulfilled its use<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-676#post-3566925</ref>. On 16 July 2018, the ring made a triumphant return to Chris's possession, as announced in a Facebook post.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:126499951987.jpg|One ring to rule them all.
File:ECP 00032.jpg
File:Own free bitch.jpg|I guess you are.
File:Aether in the goddess ring.jpg|The [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|TSSSF]] Card

</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Magic Stones]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.jostens.com/rings/class_rings_lp_hs.html Josten's high school rings] - of which Chris's is most likely one.

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[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Jacob Sockness

2023-02-06T22:37:03Z

HKDR: A grammar fix and a spelling fix

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats (December 2019)#Chris asks for Jacob to be kicked]]|[[The Place chats - Chris Unblocks Sockness]]|Information regarding Discord Server}}
{{Honest}}
{{quote|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.|Chris, 1 July 2020, criticizing Sockness for his creepy behavior after over a year of it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1278236917952327682</ref>}}

{{quote|Sockness is like the worst of A-logs|[[The Suitress]] on Jacob Sockness<ref name = "chess">[[Chess Group 15 Chats#Sockness]]</ref>}}

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'''Jacob Sockness''' is a mentally-retarded amateur sorcerer and conspiracy theorist from San Francisco, California who attempted to [[manipulate]] Chris into a relationship, notably by exploiting his fantasy world and tricking Chris into believing his [[imaginary friend]] approved of the idea.<ref>[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]]</ref> Prior to Sockness's interactions, the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as [[bisexual]], which enabled Sockness to try to become Chris's first (real-world) male sweetheart, which ultimately failed.

Sockness emerged in mid-[[2018]] and was most active between [[July 2019|July]] and [[November 2019|November]] of [[2019]]. He has the dubious honor of embodying every single aspect of the [[Unholy Tetrad]] over the course of his years of interacting with Chris. He has similarities with Chris, such as being [[autism|autistic]],<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Sockness admits he is autistic],</ref> [[tomgirl|non-gender-conforming]],<ref name=return /> receiving a [[monthly tugboat]], [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|believing to be a god]],<ref>[http://archive.is/eg2Gq Sockness claimed to be the Hindu god Ganesh]</ref> thinks he has [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic powers]] and has built an elaborate fantasy universe, into which he has appropriated ''Sonichu'' characters, with over a dozen installments that he believes [[Chris and reality|really exist]].<ref>[http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1404026 Sockness's 19-volume series for sale on Lulu]</ref> While he was at first seemingly just another [[troll]], notable for his [[Chris and sex|erotic]] disposition towards Chris, Sockness became openly malicious after establishing direct contact with Chris.

In mid-[[2019]], Sockness gained influence over Chris by offering to work together financially following Chris's [[June 2019]] ban from [[eBay]], he then achieved considerable influence over Chris's [[CWCville|fantasy world]], as seen in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. Most of his courting and [[enablers|enabling]] has been through Twitter, though he has also promoted himself through [[Reddit]], [[YouTube]] and even [[Kiwi Farms]]. For months, Sockness tried to manipulate Chris into meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm. Yet when Sockness finally set out to travel cross-country to [[14 Branchland Court]] in late September 2019, Chris rebuffed these efforts with the help of the [[Watchmen]]. Rehabilitation attempts over the following two months, at one point going even so far as manipulating Chris into mutual [[sweetheart|flirting]], could not ultimately repair their [[Heart Level|broken relationship]], and by the end of [[November 2019]] they rejected each other again. Sockness was nevertheless persistent, and by [[March 2020]] briefly had a toe in Chris's door once again. Chris and Jacob's relationship came to a permanent end in [[August 2020]] after Jacob claimed that [[Mia Hamm]] had a child with Chris.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions]]</ref>

==Discovery and motivations==
[[Image:Jacob Sockness CWC poster.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.]]
Jacob was discovered by chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] surrounding Chris's Twitter posts. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that he also had a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by linking to his [[Facebook]] and Tumblr that revealed his personal information. As he exposed himself on the Farms, Sockness, like [[Michael Hirtes]], is considered to be a ''halal'' lolcow.

Like many of Chris's orbiters, Sockness is a furry and lives in [[wikipedia:Section_8_%28housing%29|subsidised housing]] with a [[tugboat]]. He has a very low view of [[niggos|blacks]], describing them as 'beastly' and 'hyper sexual', believing that 'their race can only rape, because that is [their] way of reproduction in a natural setting.'<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/ Sockness's lolcow thread on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Unlike the [[Idea Guys]] who inserted such themes into Chris's mind for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness has been demonstrated to control several sockpuppets that he has used to white-knight and converse with himself; like Chris's [[Disguises|similar past attempts]] to cover himself.

Christorians could not discern the true motivations behind Sockness's behaviour. For a while, Jacob appeared to be the first [[TRUE and HONEST]] believer in [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]] after Chris, setting him apart from the [[Jessica Quinn|various]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]] professing to protect Chris and the [[Sarah and Steve|many]] [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|previous]] [[Multidimensional White Knights|imitators]] of the [[Idea Guys]] pretending to belong to Chris's abortive [[Chris and his Ego|cult]]. Over the months, evidence gradually came to light that indicated that Jacob's feelings were not in earnest. In [[November 2018]], Sockness admitted that he did not seriously believe in the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4&t=274s Interview with Sockness on YouTube, conducted 18 November 2018, released 29 October 2019]</ref> When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on [[Reddit]], even claiming that his sexual attraction to Chris was a façade.<ref>[[:File:KinkAct.png|Sockness states his erotic desires for Chris are not genuine, 11 July 2019]]</ref> On 21 September 2019, when a [[white knight|concerned onlooker]] tried to warn Chris that Sockness was tantamount to an autistic [[Idea Guy]], Sockness embraced the charges of manipulation, justifying his actions as protecting Chris from trolls.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-sockness-enabling-chriss-magi-chan-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/post-5361506 Dialogue between Sockness and onlooker]</ref>

== Early interactions with Chris==
{{quote|The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat & doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness<ref><s>https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585</s> Deleted</ref>}}

Sockness has spent hundreds buying items from Chris's [[eBay]], notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Chris blocked him on [[Twitter]] on 31 January 2019. By 22 [[May 2019]], Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account disappeared.

[[File:JacobBlockedLOL.png|thumb|left|200px|Jacob's reaction to Chris blocking his [[sockpuppet]].]]

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[[Image:KinkAct.png|200px|right]]
Still, this was not the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; Jacob then created a new Twitter account named "Chris Kink." On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds for a hotel room at the 2019 [[BronyCon]], a troll SonichuMerch told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.

{{quote|The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.|Sockness explains why Chris started following him.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cbmq7m/chris_is_following_sockness_on_twitter/ethqxsd/</ref>}}

After establishing direct communication with Chris, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on [[eBay]] for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-14-chris-will-circumvent-his-ebay-seller-ban-by-teaming-up-with-sockness.58419/ Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness]</ref> The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a ''shipping fund''.<ref>http://archive.fo/nkTcS</ref> As of [[September 2019]], Sockness has failed to restore Chris's access to eBay, which would have been prohibited at any rate. Sockness has continued to set up GoFundMe pages for [[Chris and money|Chris's incidental expenses]], such as when [[Son-chu|his car]] broke down and needed a thousand dollars worth of repairs.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Car is repaired but Chris needs cash (again)]]</ref>

[[File:JacobWhiteKnight.jpg|thumb|200px|left|White Knight Blue Heart, Sockness's primary Twitter identity while planning to travel to Chris's home.]]
[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|thumb|200px|Jakoba in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]].]]

Once Sockness had his foot in the door, he began talking about his alternate dimension fantasies, further enabling Chris.

{{quote|Firstly, and mainly, I am not under Anyone’s Control. And second, I still support the Rokat and all the good peoples in Andromeda. I need to meditate further for more sound responses and thoughts. For now I will simply state that your research is valuable, indeed. Going silent.|Chris, addressing Sockness. He believes he is not under anyone's control while parroting Sockness's lore.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1154376923520352256</ref>}}

Chris featured Jakoba, an OC created by Sockness, in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. As Sockness put it: "She drew Jakoba, from one of mine when her CPU pals wanted to see the Rokat".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cgybzh/chris_drawing_with_his_awkward_pen_grip_while/euxv3zz/</ref> For most of summer 2019, the two interacted relatively little, though other [[weens]] tried to push them closer together.<ref>[[Sarah and Steve]]</ref> In [[August 2019]], Chris, through his [[Magi-Chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, [[naïve]]ly dismissed Sockness's violent inclinations and approved of Sockness coming to visit.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies]]</ref>

== Subsequent interactions and Virginia trip ==
On 7 [[September 2019]], Sockness released a [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|fabricated conversation]] between himself and [[Magi-Chan]] from [[May 2019]], in which he declared that he and Chris would need meet in person and marry for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to proceed. Though Chris affirmed thereafter that the counterfeit dialogue was [[TRUE and HONEST|trustworthy]] and [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for the funding to travel to California,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/post-5298762</ref> he changed tactics within a few days, stating on Twitter that Chris, [[Chris and reality|in Magi-Chan's body]], had arrived on the West Coast from "behind the [[dimension]]al curtain",<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing for the Teen Troon Saga]]</ref> while Chris's body was safely in [[Virginia]]. Nevertheless, Chris remained interested in Sockness coming to visit him at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]</ref>

[[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The rift between Jacob and Chris continued to widen on 28 September 2019, when Chris refused to join in Sockness's worship of [[Wikipedia:Barney & Friends|Barney]], whom Jacob believes to be Satan.]]
[[File:Socknesstraininfo.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sockness's ominously one-way train ticket, with dates blacked out. Astute Kiwis have calculated that Sockness should have arrived on Saturday evening (28 September 2019) in [[Charlottesville]] had he continued.]]
As autumn 2019 began, months of casual online role-playing came to a head: on 24 September, Sockness reported that he had bought train tickets to make the transcontinental trip to Chris.<ref>[https://archive.fo/vS8ac Sockness announces he has secured transport on Reddit]</ref> He made clear that his intent was both [[Chris and sex|sexual]] and [[Chris and violence|violent]] on Reddit, comparing his plans for Chris's rear to Germany's devastation by Allied bombings during [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the War]],<ref>[http://archive.is/kGTRi Sockness: 'I'll just destroy her ass like carpeting bombing Germany in WWII. It'll be in flaming ruin.']</ref> despite being physically incapable of such a feat.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5643632 Sockness reveals incapacity to rape Chris, 27 November 2019]</ref>

However, only a day later, Chris posted a statement on Twitter along with a short audio clip, [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]], indicating his desire for Sockness to return home after Sockness had left for Virginia, and saying that somebody in Chicago would provide him with a return ticket.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/post-5384612 Chris declares Sockness's destiny is to go home, asks his followers to stop him in Chicago]</ref> It seemed that Chris had a moment of clarity long enough to realise the magnitude of what was going to happen. He elaborated on his decisions a day later, including a statement from one of Jacob's imaginary gods, Michiro. In his statement, Chris cited [[Chris and health|his health]] as unconducive to having guests, and that Jacob had gone down the path of evil. Chris also said that he foresaw that he and Jacob would end up in a similar situation to how Chris and [[Cole Smithey]] are. On 26 September, Sockness admitted defeat, tweeting that his "involvement with the Dimensional Merge has ended in failure" and that he would delete his Twitter account upon returning home.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/page-6#post-5384295 Sockness quits, tweet screenshot mirrored on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Chris confirmed that Sockness had turned back the next day.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home]]</ref> In a [[honor roll|poorly thought out]] attempt to save face, Sockness later claimed that the train ticket was his own forgery, and that the entire Virginia trip a sham.<ref name=hoax>[[:File:SockHoax.jpg|Tweet by Sockness, 16 October 2019]]</ref>

== Failed romance ==
[[File:Sockness managing Chris's Patreon.jpeg|thumb|200px|Sockness handling Chris's Patreon funding, as he did with eBay earlier in the year.]]
Despite spending over $1,500 through the course of his failed bid for Chris's attention, Sockness remained determined to win his prize in the end, and managed to slither back into Chris's inner circle of orbiters despite his dangerous behaviour. He apologised for his [[Chris and anger|emotional outbursts]] to reconcile with Chris, and had indicated that he wishes to try visiting Chris again at some indeterminate future time, making sure to bring a mutual friend along with him.<ref>[[:File:SocknessPlans.png]]</ref> When Chris declared on 28 September his wish to attend BABSCon, a ''My Little Pony'' convention then scheduled for April 2020 just outside of San Francisco, Sockness consoled himself that he would see Chris in person after all.<ref>[http://archive.is/j8eth Sockness's Twitter, archived 30 September 2019]</ref> However, they did not converse again for over two weeks after this.
[[File:TruePals.png|thumb|200px|left|Sarah and Steve declare themselves outright to favour Sockness with this original artwork.]]
Halfway through October 2019, Sockness entered the picture again. On 12 October, Chris whined on Twitter about complaints from customers regarding the [[Patreon]] books they had not received.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]]</ref> Sockness, sensing an opportunity to regain access to Chris, discussed the matter with him, and then announced with his approval<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Good News to Patient Patrons (Patreon post)]]</ref> that he would be taking over management of the Patreon's financing, ostensibly to help, in a similar move to his managing Chris's eBay several months earlier. Emboldened, Sockness proclaimed on 16 October that he would fly to Virginia sometime about [[Halloween]].<ref name=hoax /> He promptly resumed hitting on Chris over Twitter, with Chris playing into it: on 19 October, Sockness, commenting on a video clip of cosplayers kissing, said: "How about it Love @CPU_CWCSonichu?", to which Chris answered, "I’m not gonna cosplay as Deadpool or a Zombie, but we can kiss at the future time."<ref name=cankiss>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1185683452282261505</ref> Halloween 2019 came and went with no indication that Sockness had flown to Virginia as he said he would.

Shifting tactics, Sockness determined to cordon Chris off from other social interactions, establishing himself as the only one Chris could trust. On 3 [[November 2019]] he managed to sour Chris's opinion of [[Null]].<ref>[[Null#Chris turns against Null]]</ref> Later that week, Sockness allied with a newly returned [[Sarah and Steve]] in byzantine Twitter dialogues ''defending'' Chris against other enablers who sought to gain influence over him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5562273 Peak autism, 8 November 2019]</ref> Among his many attempts to suppress rivals, Sockness harassed MKRNightVee in direct messages.<ref name=screech>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5646079 Merge table talk, 27 November 2019]</ref> Further seeking to cut Chris off from other contacts, including those who [[Guard Dogs|genuinely mean him well]], Sockness created a list of various [[Kiwi Farms]] and [[Twitter]] users he deemed untrustworthy for criticising his bid for control.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5576554 Sockness's Black Book, 11 November 2019]</ref>

== Jacob as a danger to Chris ==
Jacob is clearly unstable, with psychopathic tendencies. In his own mythos he is the prophet of the god of war and death, Jakoba, it is telling that Jacob named a death god after himself. His books contain many references to himself as an evil entity, most bluntly put in Celestial Studies where he says "Our job is to consume human flesh." In addition to this a lot of his books contain rituals, most have graphic descriptions, all of which are made to kill people in cruel and unusual ways. In a 2018 interview he says that he uses these rituals to kill homeless people when he's bored. Also in that interview he says in no uncertain terms that he would rape Chris if his advances are refused. It is unclear if what he says really happens, what matters is that Jacob thinks that he's killing the homeless and summoning daemons which is just as bad. Chris tries to hand wave these glaring faults in Jacob's online persona by saying that everything bad Jacob has done, he did because he was possessed by Jakoba. Despite Jacob saying that it is impossible for Jakoba to possess him. Jacob claims that Jakoba is responsible for the "red tape" preventing the [[Merge]], and tries to hold it hostage claiming it will only happen once he has had sex with Chris or they sacrifice a small child. Although it is not known for certain what would happen if Jacob and Chris met, it would certainly not be good.

===Friendzoning and second estrangement===
{{quote|I was following the request of Magi-Chan to keep on with Jacob, yet my feelings for him have developed, during the months. As for the present, I had to cool the romance, because even I Knew the whole time it was not meant to be, and Jacob's usefulness had become compromised.|Chris explaining his reasons for involving himself with Sockness to a random [[ween]]<ref name=aqua>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5653000 Chris blames Magi-Chan for Sockness, 30 November 2019]</ref>}}
Pressuring Chris to abandon his other contacts ultimately backfired. Chris received the list itself lukewarmly: while he affirmed that he was in [[Love Quest|love]] with Sockness, he still maintained some reservations.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5574329 Chris endorses Sockness against MKR, 11 November 2019]</ref> He challenged Sockness, noting that the list consisted mostly of Sockness's own enemies and asking whether he would be blacklisted also were he to turn on him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5578153 Chris's challenge for Sockness, 11 November 2019]</ref> Sockness went on to defeat the various pretenders to his position without much fanfare, though in vain: Chris was repulsed by Sockness's professed associations with demons, and issued a statement on 28 November 2019 that he was not in a romantic relationship with him, and moreover that the Dimensional Merge would be endangered if such intimacy were to occur.<ref>[http://archive.is/FVISg Chris rejects Sockness's overtures, 28 November 2019]</ref> His decision was applauded by other enablers, some of whom had become Jacob's targets. Nonetheless, Chris still counted Sockness as a friend, and thought of himself as protecting him against demons.<ref name=screech />

As had come to pass two months earlier, when Chris disrupted his journey to Virginia, Sockness responded to the word that he had been rejected with [[tard rage]]. He delivered an [[Chris and negotiation|ultimatum]] to Chris, threatening to revoke his tacit permission to use his fictional setting in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and pursue him for [[Things Chris has ripped off|copyright infringement]] if he continued to use them, unless they got married.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-29-sockness-takes-his-ball-and-goes-home.63588/post-5650528 Sockness turns on Chris, 29 November 2019]</ref> While Chris agreed [[Stress|apathetically]] no longer to use Jacob's demonic characters in his own works, he displayed in an autistic Parthian shot his usual [[honor roll|comprehension level]] of how [[Chris and copyright|intellectual property]] works: Chris's own experiences and memories of Jacob's [[dimensions|fictional universe]] were inviolable. Sockness remained adamant, sternly reiterating the [[Chris and the law|legal limits]] on what Chris could do [[Chris and money|financially]] with his characters in an endeavour to bring him back into his flabby arms. Holding firm, Chris stolidly divested himself of him by writing off their past business together as being at [[Magi-Chan]]'s request and describing Sockness as having outlived his usefulness.<ref name=aqua /> The two did not speak each other for over three weeks, and their friendship was dealt a hard blow.

[[December 2019]] saw Chris's relations with Sockness continue to sour. Defying Sockness's order not to use his fantasy world, on 16 December 2019 Chris released [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading card]], declaring that his final triumph over Jacob and his infernal horde was assured.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5727293 Chris commemorates his victory, 16 December 2019]</ref> Later that month, Sockness sought to spark conflict between Chris and [[Other enablers#MKRNightVee|an enabler]], but Chris recognised and dismissed these as the fabrications they were.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5755364 Sockness denounced as forger, 22 December 2019]</ref> Even Jacob's plan to confront Chris again at BABScon was derailed: the convention was cancelled in [[March 2020]] due to the risk of [[COVID-19]].<ref>[https://www.babscon.com/2020/ BABScon 2020 is cancelled due to SARS 2 outbreak, 18 March 2020].</ref> Unlike the [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|deep scars]] left to the ''Sonichu'' canon by the Idea Guys, Sockness's contributions, if not rejected outright, seemed to have been turned on their head and made impotent to warp Chris's thought any more than it [[Chris and reality|already is]]. For once, it appeared that Chris had actually managed to evade one of his malicious orbiters.

==Brief Reemergence==

{{quote|No. At least, not yet.|Chris, 15 July 2020, to a fan asking whether he and Sockness are dating.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1282966598911815680</ref>}}
Though Sockness had managed to make a reappearance in early 2020 and had attempted to get his foot in the door, it wasn't until Summer 2020 when Chris finally started humouring him in public again. Even so, Chris became increasingly dissatisfied with some of Sockness's behaviour, openly rebuking him over [[Twitter]].

{{Quote|Therefore, all of your information is false, and, once again, you can shut the hell up about this bull shit. End of discussion. ⚡⚡⚡|<s>Chris</s> Sonichu, rebuking Sockness over Twitter over his creepy behaviour and attempts at manipulation.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions]]</ref>}}

As a result of Sockness's secretive behaviour, much of what he has done with regards to attempting to get his foot back in the door with Chris can only be ascertained from Chris's comments and retweets on Sockness's posts; in early July 2020, Chris rebuked Sockness while [[Spirit possession|playing as]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for his creepy behaviour, and then told him in no uncertain terms to 'shut the hell up' when Sockness attempted to trick him into believing he had a 10 year old illegitimate son, born from his fling with the prostitute [[Mia Hamm]]. Even though Chris remained under Sockness's thrall, still believing other enabler-forced events to be true in the same breath, it was clear that once again, he managed to discern reality from fiction for just long enough to shoot down Sockness's misbehavior, if only for a few moments. With the cancellation of [[BABSCon]] due to [[COVID-19]], he claimed to have caused storms over China for stopping his plan to "meet the goddess."

==Second Blocking Onwards==

In [[August 2020]] Chris got in yet another [[Twitter]] spat with [[Ben Saint]]. This time, Sockness decided to butt in and add his own flavor of idiocy to the slapfight. This proved to be the last straw for Chris, who called Jacob out once more before blocking him. Afterwards, this turned Sockness off on Chris for good as he later posted occasional rants against Chris on his Twitter and his personal Subreddit, attacking Chris for his opposition to [[Pmurt]], who Jacob supports with a religious fervor, and coming up with plans to disrupt the [[Dimensional Merge]]. However, Sockness eventually cycled back into displaying his affection to Chris in a vain attempt to win back his heart. Sockness continued to try to and worm his way back into Chris’s life, but with his public Twitter account being suspended on [[January 2021]] and Chris deciding not to respond to his tweets and texts, no progress was ever made.

In [[June 2021]], Chris made [[June_2021_social_media_posts#Discussing_trolls_and_other_stuff|a social media post]] naming Jacob as being among the five most negatively impactful people in his life, casting severe doubt on the likelihood of any potential reconciliation between the two.

During [[August 2021]], as the fallout of the [[Incest call]] being leaked was occurring, Jacob responded to a Reddit thread asking about what he thought of the situation, stating that he no longer wanted to be involved with Chris, and that he was glad that the [[September 2019]] train trip failed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/page-96#post-9585377</ref> A few weeks later, Jacob made a video claiming that a member of [[Praetor]] was apparently responsible for Chris having sex with Barbara<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/does-sockness-have-any-credibility.96855/</ref> - given that [[Bella]] was involved with Praetor at one point, Jacob's claim may or may not hold water. Since then, Jacob has been periodically swinging between wanting to bang Chris once again, to hating his guts and wanting to replace him in his demented pantheon.

== Third trolling cycle ==
Any newfound optimism onlookers might have found in Chris's ability to discern his [[enablers]]' true intent turned out to be misguided. Through early [[2020]], Chris had fallen further into [[Mysticism|occult]] practises. On 31 [[March 2020]], Chris built a pagan altar in his bedroom according to instructions found in one of Sockness's books.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 Chris's altar, 31 March 2020]</ref><ref>[https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1245166234393444352 Sockness affirms the altar is after his model]</ref> Soon thereafter, on 6 [[April 2020]], Chris followed Jacob again on [[Twitter]].<ref name=return>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6251631 Sockness returns to Chris's interest, 6 April 2020]</ref> What precisely Sockness was doing at this time is unknown, as he restricted public access to his Twitter account on 19 April.<ref>[https://archive.li/V2QxB Sockness's restricted profile, 19 April 2020]</ref>
[[File:14BCFloorplan.png|thumb|150px|The supposed "proof" Jacob gave for visiting 14BLC]]
Jacob also declared that he would attempt to attend the brony convention [[Everfree Northwest]] in disguise the following year.<ref>{{Cite Reddit
|subreddit=Kidasuna
|title= Going to Ever Free
|username=[[Jacob Sockness|luvshak214]]
|post=ocsgyf/going_to_ever_free
|archive=https://archive.fo/dcP2u}}</ref> In response, Chris asked [[Bella]] to act as a bodyguard.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref> According to a conversation between Bella and [[the Suitress]], Chris had told them all about Sockness, prompting the Suitress to declare him as the "worst of A-logs".<ref name = "chess"/> Jacob continued to post about Chris, even during [[Jail Saga|his arrest in jail]], writing a letter to him in jail, which he claimed he would only post on an undisclosed paywall when he receives it. He also claimed that he had visited [[14 Branchland Court]] at some point, posting a recreation of the visit, which involves the general layout of the house, in Microsoft Paint.<ref>{{Cite Reddit|title=Floor Plan 14 BL|url=https://www.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna/comments/u8jqsa/floor_plan_14_bl/}}</ref>

[[File:Sockness comic death.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Helena]] clarifies why Chris considers Sockness dead.]]
In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], Chris claimed Sockness had died. [[Helena]] stated in response to a fan that this was because a fictional version of Sockness was requested to die in her comic and Chris was told the death happened in the comic.

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==See also==
*[[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]]
*[[Kidasuna]]
*[[Nightvee & the Warriors For Andromeda]], a [[TSSSF]] pack featuring lore from Jacob Sockness.
*[[Sockness DMs]]
*[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]]

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Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9

2023-02-06T01:26:21Z

HKDR: /* Video */ It sounds a bit more like frustration if I'm being honest

'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9''' is the ninth and final [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|call between Alec and Chris]], which took place 25 [[February 2010]].

==Summary==
The call begins with [[Alec]] asking [[Chris]] how his birthday was and then asking about his reasoning behind the recent disturbing developments in [[Sonichu 10]]. Alec points out some notable [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in regards to Chris's use of [[Chris and anger|violence]] in [[Issue 10]], given that Chris has criticized the [[Asperchu]] and [[Sonichu Revolution]] comics for using a lot of violence. Alec goes on to call out Chris for trying to weasel out of the conditions he had agreed to in earlier phone calls and telling him off for not listening to him...again.

Chris defends his actions with the always amazing excuse that "he was still filled with anger," which, you know, totally makes everything fine. Alec also points out that "apologizing" is not quite equal to "violently murdering the people you wronged in your comic." The two argue about the issue of [[Simonla]], and the fact that Chris didn't exactly kill her in the manner promised AND introduced the character "[[Sandy]]", Simonla's daughter, defeating the entire purpose of eliminating Simonla. They discuss [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] and Chris's misunderstanding of the concept, in addition to Chris's massive [[Chris and his ego|ego]].

[[Christian Love Day]] is also brought up. Chris denies [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] ''Independence Day'' and claims that trying to make his own birthday a national holiday isn't completely unreasonable in any way, shape, or form. Chris states that the Mexican Flag Day (which is coincidentally the same day as his birthday) "could be better," which implies that it "could be better" by celebrating his birthday on a national level AND saying that there should be a second day in addition to Valentine's Day to celebrate love and his birthday "just feels right". When Alec mentions that he's definitely creating a pathetic cover-up for wanting his own birthday to be a holiday, Chris dances around the question.

Chris also admits that he has no objections being kissed up to, which has been [[Ego|fairly obvious]] for quite a long time. He then goes on to prove he knows little to nothing of Christianity, his professed belief ([[Chris and religion|also obvious]]). Chris also admits to believing Simonla has always been his and tries to explain why it's not okay to [[parody]] a parody (it's as nonsensical as it sounds). In addition, Alec catches Chris in another [[List of Chris's lies|blatant lie]] about how many pages he had done. Chris blames the [[trolls]], for no reason whatsoever.

The call appears to end with Chris hanging up mid-sentence, much to the disappointment of Alec; this ironically serves as a perfect metaphor towards the relationship between the two.

==Video==
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{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|iu02fNtlmdQ}}
| Stardate = 25 February 2010
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| previous = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]
| next = Current
}} </center>

=== Transcript ===
'''Alec:''' Hey Chris, it's Alec.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Hi, Alec. I was not...

'''Alec:''' Hey, Happy birthday!

'''Chris:''' [''Annoyed''] I wasn't- okay, well I was not expecting you.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Chris:''' So, thank you.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Yeah, how was, how was your birthday today?

'''Chris:''' My birthday was yesterday, and it was, it was, it was good.

'''Alec:''' Oh, oh, it was, it was yesterday?

'''Chris:''' I spent it with my family. Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Well, yeah, I saw the pages you got uploaded today. Um, yeah... Uh... What's up with that trial, Chris? That was kinda like, that was kind of, uh, out of left field. That was... I didn't expect that at all.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, you drew, you drew, you, uh, drew me, you drew, you drew me in a set- in a setup of, uh, the, of uh, being beared false witness from uh, from your, from your parody of my Sonichu. In, uh, comparison of uh, that, of the [[Liquid Chris|other Chris]] being the real one and not me, which I was the real deal. And then you set me on fire. And then recently, you per-, you portrayed me getting my head getting chopped off with a sawblade! With gory detail!

'''Alec:''' Chris, you didn't read that, that last page. Did you read the, um, the page? 'Cause, what happened there was, um, that was a picture of the real you in the comic, and I said, you know, like your head got chopped off but then you came right back and said "No, it's okay, we're just faking". I didn't, your head didn't actually get chopped off.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Alec:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Okay, it could maybe have more obvious.

'''Alec:''' Well, if you read the text it would have been obvious. You know.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Alec:''' It, there was a lot, there was text there, I mean, I spelled it out. I specifically had you say "Don't worry, this is fake!", you know, "My head's not really chopped off. I'm fine." You know, um, you accuse me of using, er, well, not accused, of using violence, I do use violence, that's true. But I was just kind of, uh... It seems kind of weird that your comic has suddenly taken a ''very'' gory turn. I mean, like...

'''Chris:''' [''Interrupting''] It's just, it's just, it's just [[Sonichu Special 4|one time]].

'''Alec:''' But you said violence is wrong, though. One time's...

'''Chris:''' [''Interrupting again''] But I... Yeah, well, you, you, you did violence unto me, I was just returning the favor.

'''Alec:''' Oh, revenge is okay, though? Chris, you said violence is wrong. You didn't say it's okay in the case of revenge. [''long pause''] And, I'm kinda, I'm kinda curious, why is this trial taking place? Like, why are Alec and Mao and me, er, Alec and Mao and uh, Evan and Sean, uh, why are we on trial?

'''Chris:''' [''takes a smug tone''] Okay, let me see. The, uh, copy-, copycat, the whole bunch of copy-, copycat of practically everything from my, nearly everything from my books. Set me on fire, chopping my head off, false witness, and uh, oh yeah, how about wanting to kill Simonla Rosechu?

'''Alec:''' Um... Do you remember all the times we talked about Simonla? Where I explained to you that I wanted you to kill her because she's not your character, and Evan wanted her gone from your comic?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Chris, you told me, you swore up and down to me that, that you understood the point I was trying to get across to you and that you understood what I...

'''Chris:''' [''Interrupting yet again''] Yeah I did, yeah I did understand that. Yeah I-

'''Alec:''' [''Shutting Chris down''] Well, no! You're lying to me, Chris. You obviously didn't.

'''Chris:''' No, I did, I did...

'''Alec:''' [''Refusing to put up with Chris's bullshit excuses''] God Chris, I can't believe, I cannot believe you did this Chris. You, you know I thought that you were just, you know, kinda going "Yeah, uh-huh" just mouthing along and pretending to understand and saying what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. And you know, I said that to you. I asked you, "Are you doing that?" And you said "No," you said no. You, you promised you understood, you would comply, you believed what I was saying. But then this trial comes along and what you're telling me right now is apparently my words went in one ear and out the other with you. And you think that, that me and Evan did something wrong to you. You think that you have done nothing wrong? Do you seriously believe that we are, you know, antagonists and that you are just a saint here?

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. Let me think about that a moment. To ask my question best.

'''Alec:''' Okay, well, while you're thinking about it, remember: Don't tell me the answer that you think I want to hear. Tell me what you really believe. That's the answer that I actually want to hear, is what you really believe.

[''Tense pause. Chris is watching South Park in the background.'']

'''Alec:''' You know, I'm looking at... Uh, the page here where you had like 10 people simultaneously electrocute me. Sonichu says [''wimpy voice''] "Oh I'm not gay!"

[''Chris attempts to respond, Alec drowns him out.'']

'''Alec:''' Chris, how many times, how many times did I tell... Okay, another thing, apparently, you didn't listen to. How many times did I tell you that I never portrayed Sonichu as gay? I explained clearly to you. Because you thought that he and Asperchu are gay, and I explained to you, "No, they're just, they were just hugging because they're friends, they're close friends." And I thought that you understood that, but... Go ahead.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but like it'd be, but the portrayal could be misconstr-, construed, especially with the, uh, all the pink, all the pink-hearted drawings that you did...

 '''Alec:''' Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you did misconstrue it.

'''Chris:''' And the one, and the one where they were, the one where they were lying next to each other, in a bed situation...

'''Alec:''' Okay, okay, you did misconstrue it. That's true. And then you brought that up to me, and then I explained to you what it really meant. And now you apparently ignored that and just, you say, Sonichu says, "eeewww, you're portraying me as gay." I'm not portraying Sonichu as gay. I've never done that. The only gay characters in my comic are Wild and Simonchu... Well, Simonchu's bisexual. And, uh, I think that's it right now, actually. Well, Mitch, Mitch is gay in my comic. Although I haven't shown him having a lover yet. You know, none of my fans misunderstood that.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' I mean, not that it really matters, because the point is that you misunderstood it, you brought it up to me, and I explained it to you. I don't care that you misunderstood something, what I care about is that you apparently didn't even listen when I explained it to you. Because anybody can misunderstand something, but you brought it up to me, I explained it to you, and you made it sound like you did understand. But apparently you didn't.

'''Chris:''' Actually, I did understand, but I still had the anger and rage, I still had the anger against you. And I wanted to bear, I wanted to...

'''Alec:''' No! No. Why? Why would you have anger against me? If I explained...

'''Chris:''' One, uh, one big reason is continuing the adverts, continuing the blasphemous advertisements on my CWCipedia against me. Those are like...

'''Alec:''' [''shouting over Chris''] Oh, really? Hey, hey, hey, do you remember when I explained to you...

'''Chris:''' Especially, especially the ones declaring my birthday as Asperchu Day...

'''Alec:''' HEY! Chris. Chris! Do you remember when I explained to you last time that my ads are staying up there because you completely insulted me, and didn't respect what I wanted you to do in the apology video? But what you're saying me now is, you think that the ads are an attack on you. You're just completely forgetting what I told you before. Or maybe you're not forgetting it, maybe you're just choosing to disregard it. They were a direct consequence of your actions. You had the power to get rid of the ads and you did nothing. So how can you be mad at me for having the ads up? [''pause''] When I gave you several ways out, and you didn't take them?

'''Chris:''' Well, at least I, at least I, when, at least I went by your request and put, and hand-wrote all the apologies and everything, and killed Simonla.

'''Alec:''' Oh, oh no. [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|You said that me and Mao and Sean and Evan killed Simonla]]. That's what your comic says. Apparently you didn't fulfill that part of the requirement either. Because I wanted you to kill her, but you accused me of killing her. And then you killed us in your comic. What kind of apology is that? When... Okay, an apology is when you do something wrong, you acknowledge it, and you make reparations to whoever was wronged. An apology is not where, um, you attack the person that you owe an apology to.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Alec:''' It's like you said... It's like you handed me a bowl of ice cream, said, "Hey, here's some ice cream for you," but then just as I reached out for it, you threw it on the ground. That's kind of what it feels like. Chris, do you remember last time, I told you that you were the one who drew the Voltorb? You were the one who killed Simonla.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, well, requesting the death of one of my characters comes with a price.

'''Alec:''' I'm sorry, what was that?

'''Chris:''' And, and I had... I said request of the, request of the killing of one of my characters...

'''Alec:''' NOT YOUR CHARACTER. Not, no, Simonla was not your character. She was Evan's.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, with all the writing, with all the writing...

'''Alec:''' "Yeah, but anyway"?

'''Chris:''' With all the, uh...

'''Alec:''' You said, "Yeah, but anyway." Are you acknowledging that Simonla was not yours?

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] I acknowledge that Simonla was not mine, but I did not...

'''Alec:''' You just, but, two minutes ago you said...

'''Chris:''' I did not care very much for all the anger and torments and that such abuse that I continued to get from Evan. Anger...

'''Alec:''' What, what abuse did you get from him?

'''Chris:''' Verbal, verbal abuse and...

'''Alec:''' Like how?

'''Chris:''' In the Mailbag.

'''Alec:''' He sent you e-mails requesting you to stop using the character that was his.

'''Chris:''' And then threatening me with, sic his lawyers on me...

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Because you were committing illegal acts against him.

'''Chris:''' Anyway, the point is, Simonla is dead now.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, well, no, the point is that, um, you apparently don't listen when I talk to you. That's my point. Right?

'''Chris:''' Hm. Actually...

'''Alec:''' Because you believe that you are in the right, and everyone else is in the wrong. And you... Is that your TV going in the background? Do you ever turn your TV off when you talk to people on the phone? That might be kinda...

'''Chris:''' I do turn my... Well, actually, I do turn the TV off sometimes. [''takes a self-righteous tone''] Alright, I'll turn it off now.

'''Alec:''' Well, thank you, I appreciate that. Okay.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Alec:''' Alright. Thank you for that. Um, who is, uh, [[Sandy]], by the way? Sandy, like, Simonla's daughter?

'''Chris:''' Wild and Simonla's daughter. Yes.

'''Alec:''' How can Simonla have a daughter when she's not supposed to exist in your comic? You know, Evan might get pissed about Sandy existing.

'''Chris:''' Well, the, well, still, Sandy did not originate from Simonchu.

'''Alec:''' She kinda looks like, exactly like Simonla, but with, like, Lisa Simpson hair. She did originate from, she's like a clone of Simonla.

'''Chris:''' Well, she is not a clone of Simonla, she is a Ground-type rosechu.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. Isn't that what Simonla was? Do you even realize the point of getting rid of Simonla in the first place? It was because... Okay. Evan was mad about Simonla because Simonla was just a rip-off of Simonchu. And it looks like Sandy is a rip-off of Simonla, which, by corollary, makes her a rip-off of Simonchu as well.

'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I disagree with that.

'''Alec:''' You can disagree all you want. Doesn't make it true. You can tell me the sky is orange as much as you want, it doesn't change the fact that the sky is blue. I mean, judges will agree with that one.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, actually, still, Sandy does have an origin that's definitely not, definitely not one that Simonla was from. Explained lately, it's based off of somebody's, some other character.

'''Alec:''' She originates from Simonla.

'''Chris:''' She actually, she actually was born as a rosey...

'''Alec:''' From Simonla.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh, long pause'']

'''Alec:''' You know, this probably doesn't matter a whole lot, I bet you're never going to use Sandy again. I mean...

'''Chris:''' Oh yes I will! Because, because we need a constructor, we need, we need the main constructor in the city of CWCville, and Simonla was that, so now Sandy has to be the one who fills in Simonla's shoes.

'''Alec:''' Can't you just have, like, a construction crew? Like, you know, construction workers with vehicles? How can one person really do all the construction?

'''Chris:''' Simonla, Simonla was head builder, she did have a crew. And when you take out the leader the whole crew falls.

'''Alec:''' Okay, don't you think that crew... You know, I'm sure she had, like, a second-in-command, alright. Don't you think that her crew might feel kind of insulted that, um, you have, like, a person who is a week old just take control? Inheriting the crew. So you, you've got a construction crew that runs, like...

'''Chris:''' No, she was, she's not, well, she's not, Sandy's not going to take the reins prematurely like that...

'''Alec:''' You just said that...

'''Chris:''' She's going through heavy training.

'''Alec:''' Why? So she's child labor?

'''Chris:''' No, not child labor.

'''Alec:''' Well, she's like a week old, and you already had her assassinate people. I mean, that's...

'''Chris:''' The point of that was that they were revenged against Evan for having, for even thinking of killing off Simonla.

'''Alec:''' But you killed Simonla.

'''Chris:''' Because I was forced, because I felt forced to by, between, by y'all.

'''Alec:''' That's correct, we did force you to, because your refused to acknowledge that... Chris, what is copyright infringement? Give me your definition.

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] Copyright infringement...

'''Alec:''' Yes. I'd like to hear your definition.

'''Chris:''' [''another pause''] The misuse...of a character that originally belonged to somebody else.

'''Alec:''' Oh! Really.

'''Chris:''' Without their consent.

'''Alec:''' Okay, now, how does that connect to Simonla? You misused, you misused Simonla because she rightfully belonged to someone else.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, still, even still, even Sonichu was originally mine, and I have a copy-, I have the copyright registration forms to prove that.

'''Alec:''' So? What does that have to do with Simonla? You stole... Don't change the subject, Chris. You stole Simonchu and screwed around with him. Two wrongs make a right, is that, is that the case?

'''Chris:''' That is not the point I am trying to make.

'''Alec:''' Well, then, why do you...

'''Chris:''' That is fairly, that is fairly accurate though.

'''Alec:''' When we're talking about Simonla, why do you bring up Sonichu's copyright? What does that have to do with it?

'''Chris:''' Because you drew him, because you drew him in your pages without my consent, and then, and then made him look like, look like a homosexual. Or appear as such.

'''Alec:''' Why does what I... Why does anything that I do have anything at all to do with how you treat Evan and his property? Why do you want to punish one person for, for a wrong that you perceive another unrelated person doing?

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' I am not Evan. Evan is not me. Chris, do you... Okay, this... Goddammit, Chris, this is just like, remember when you were complaining about how, you know, the trolls and ED attack you, and you used that as an excuse for why you treat me like shit? Why do you think it's okay to treat some random person like shit just because you've been treated badly, by other people that aren't related?

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, now, to correct you, it is not, I did not do it on a random person, quote unquote, I actually had reasons to do it against you and your crew.

'''Alec:''' I asked you why you stole something from Evan, which happened a long time ago, as I understand it, actually, well before I created Asperchu, and your response is that, you know, it's because of something I draw.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm just saying, that was...

'''Alec:''' If I remember right...

'''Chris:''' ...why I did, why I didn't care for what you did very much, and that was what you did there.

'''Alec:''' Chris, when someone asks you a question, it's polite to respond with an answer that is relevant to the question. When I asked you why you think it's okay to steal Simonchu from Evan, please don't respond by going off on some unrelated tangent about how you don't like me.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' Okay? Now, if I remember right, on that Simonchu article, before you doctored it to make it look different, it said that it was like in August 2008 that you, quote unquote, created Simonla. That's a long time, that's over a year before I created Asperchu. I created Asperchu not even three months ago.

'''Chris:''' Mm-kay. Hm.

'''Alec:''' Okay? Okay what?

'''Chris:''' Well, let me think about that a moment so I can properly answer the question about the, uh... The quote unquote character theft.

'''Alec:''' You know what, I don't really want to go over whether you think stealing Simonchu is right or wrong or not, because we've done that before, and you, you know, I was fooled, I thought that I had gotten some kind of response out of you, which turned out to be a complete lie. Because you, to this day, still believe that Simonla is yours and everyone else is evil. I just want to know why, why you think that you're perfect, and that everyone else who has a disagreement with you is automatically wrong.

'''Chris:''' Well, to correct you, I never thought that I was perfect! I am imperfect, for a few reasons...

'''Alec:''' You still think that you're better than everyone else.

'''Chris:''' And one of which is definitely the high-functioning autism.

'''Alec:''' Well, what, what the hell does autism have to do with you being a bad person?

'''Chris:''' No, I was just saying, that's one reason why I'm not perfect.

'''Alec:''' So if not for autism, you think you would be perfect? Do you really think autism is your only flaw? I don't think...

'''Chris:''' No, I have a lot of other flaws, I know that.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, I don't think autism... Of all of your flaws, I don't think autism...

'''Chris:''' But I'm just saying, I'm just saying that's, I'm just saying that is one of my flaws that makes me not perfect. I am not perfect, I never said that. I have never said that I was perfect.

'''Alec:''' You imply it by suggesting that Evan and I are evil people who, who made you kill Simonla, because she was yours! Gah, okay, now I'm really pissed off, Chris. I'm mad at you. Because, why... How many years have you been pissing and moaning at people about your copyrights, your precious Sonichu copyrights? But you don't give a shit about Evan's copyright, or my copyright, or anyone else. You just take whatever you want, and you act like you're in the right by doing so. Why do you do that?

'''Chris:''' Hm. [''mumbles''] Why do I do that... [''long pause''] Hm. Mm. Hm.

'''Alec:''' You have no response, do you?

'''Chris:''' I'm thinking! Can I think? Sometimes my mind's a little slow.

'''Alec:''' You've had, like, how many years of worrying about copyright?

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Alec:''' I would think you would be a master of copyright law by now, considering how important it is to you. I would think you would know copyright laws backward and forward.

'''Chris:''' I am not as knowledgeable as a copyright lawyer.

'''Alec:''' Chris, um... Let's change the subject a little bit. What's up with that, your [[Christian Love Day]] video?

'''Chris:''' Because, because it was my birthday, I was just making a stand against the trolls. And the internet bullies.

'''Alec:''' What stand?

'''Chris:''' That I'm not gonna be let-, that I'm not going to be thrust down by the likes of which... And I'm going to continue on.

'''Alec:''' You... You kinda just... I recognized that speech you used, you just took that from ''Independence Day''.

'''Chris:''' What?

'''Alec:''' You took that speech from...

'''Chris:''' I did not take...

'''Alec:''' Chris, that speech, that "We will not go down without a fight" speech, that was... That was lifted directly from, uh, ''Independence Day''. Remember that movie?

'''Chris:''' Well... I remember that movie, I saw it only once, and I did not know that those, that those lines came from that, that speech was actually written by a friend of mine.

'''Alec:''' So you can't even write your own speech?

'''Chris:''' I can write my own speech! But he, I let my friend do it for me.

'''Alec:''' Well, why do you think that your birthday should be a holiday in the first place?

'''Chris:''' Well, it, well, once, when it is a, it is a holiday in Mexico. They should be equally important holidays in America.

'''Alec:''' It's, okay, it's Mexican Flag Day. In Mexico. Mexico has, I dunno, what, like 40 million citizens, something like that? So, are you really saying that Mexican Flag Day is no more important than your birthday? Should 40 million Americans, or more, be celebrating your birthday?

'''Chris:''' I'm not saying, I am not saying that.

'''Alec:''' You said that your birthday should be of equal importance to Mexican Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' I'm just saying...

'''Alec:''' Well, I was wrong, I just, I just looked it up, Mexico is actually like 110 million people. I was way off. Okay, so, your birthday is more important than 110 million Mexicans.

'''Chris:''' I never said that. And I never said that anybody should celebrate my birthday on that day.

'''Alec:''' Chris, um, your first response when I asked you, like 90 seconds ago, I asked you, "Why should your birthday be a holiday?" And you said, "Well, it's a holiday in Mexico, therefore it should be of equal importance in America." That is exactly what you said.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' And it's what you're thinking. You think that, you think that Mexican Flag day is just, not even good enough, right?

'''Chris:''' Well, it can be better.

'''Alec:''' It can be better?! It's a day for 110 million Mexicans to celebrate the freedom of their country!

'''Chris:''' And that, and that celebration could be, celeb-, could be accepted in America.

'''Alec:''' Well, why? Why would Americans celebrate Mexico's history? Americans have the fourth of July, that's when we celebrate our history. We have Flag Day too, like June 16 I think?

'''Chris:''' That's about, uh, I think that's about right.

'''Alec:''' Yeah. So we already have a Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' But still, I mean, we have these, we have the, the Messicans in America.

'''Alec:''' And I'm sure they can celebrate Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. So, we should accept that and, and maybe celebrate as well in like a congratulatory way for them.

'''Alec:''' Well, then why wasn't your video, um, about Mexican Flag Day, instead of this made-up Christian Love Day?

'''Chris:''' My idea behind Christian Love Day is, like, the possibility of a second Valentine's Day.

'''Alec:''' It's like 10 days after the real Valentine's Day. Why would we need another Valentine's so soon?

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] It's like we need more, it's like we need more reminders to love and care about each other.

'''Alec:''' Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday, sponsored by corporations to sell shitty gift cards and disgusting fake sugar candies. It's not about love. It's just a stupid corporate holiday. If you want, if you want to really celebrate love, you can do it at any time. You don't need a holiday.

'''Chris:''' It's to help us, help remind us to do so constant-, on a more constant basis.

'''Alec:''' Okay, so why your birthday? Why your birthday, of all the days in the year, why would you choose your birthday for this particular holiday? Unless it was about celebrating yourself.

'''Chris:''' Because it feels right.

'''Alec:''' What do you mean, "it feels right"?

'''Chris:''' It feels like a good dr-, a good day to celebrate something.

'''Alec:'''Yeah. Like Mexican Flag Day.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Chris, Chris, just admit that you just want... You really think that you're so important, that you're so saintly and perfect, that you think your birthday should be a holiday. Just admit that to me.

'''Chris:''' Well, I am not saintly or perfect.

'''Alec:''' But you think that you're such an important person that your birthday should be a holiday. Admit it. It's about [[Chris and his ego|your ego]].

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Hm. I partially agree with you on that, but it's actually a lot more than just quote unquote ego.

'''Alec:''' What, what more could it be?

'''Chris:''' I am not sure right now because I cannot come up with the right, with the right ans-, with appropriate answer for that.

'''Alec:''' Well then, well then you shouldn't be trying to create a holiday... Chris, you shouldn't really be trying to do anything until after you've come up with a logical reason to do it.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, I, okay well...

'''Alec:''' Countless times, countless times I've asked you why you do things, and you fall back on, "I'm not sure, it felt right." Or you use your emotions as an excuse, like when you brutally murdered me and Evan and Mao and Sean in your, in your sham mock trial. You know, [''mocking voice''] "because you were still angry about the ads!" Let's go back to that...

'''Chris:''' And another thing...

'''Alec:''' What, what other thing?

'''Chris:''' What, how you portray me and my, and my electric hedgehogs, even in a parodic way, as a, as a, as definitely mentally retarded for one characteristic.

'''Alec:''' [''talking over Chris''] Chris, how many times have you...

'''Chris:''' And then brutally killing, killing us off like you did...

'''Alec:''' You brutally killed me.

'''Chris:''' And then, and selling, and sexually expliciting us like that.

'''Alec:''' Sexually ex-

'''Chris:''' Where you said all that first.

'''Alec:''' Oh, so that makes it okay for you to do anything? Chris, how many times... Okay, okay, you accuse me of making a parody, and I can't even begin to count the number of times I told you Asperchu's not a parody, but you accuse me of making a parody like it's such an evil thing, um, how many times have you fallen back on describing Sonichu as a parody of Sonic and Pikachu, when people ask you? And when you do it, it's a good thing, you use it as a defense against attacks by Nintendo and Sega and other companies. Why is it, when you think someone else is parodying you, um, shit hits the fan? Why is that, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Well, for one thing, you have por-, you definitely have portrayed a sense of retardedness and stupidity and even worse in that sense. And then used, that came from me and my pages, and the videos, and put them in your book. Like, you definitely drew a dildo and a sports bra as among one of the things, as among two things that Asperchu was digging out of his chest in the first book.

'''Alec:''' Have you ever seen ''Team America''? You remember that movie?

'''Chris:''' Yep. Yeah, I've seen that movie.

'''Alec:''' Did you like it?

'''Chris:''' It was okay.

'''Alec:''' You remember how they made Matt Damon retarded in that movie?

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' Well, they did.

'''Chris:''' Some of, some of those jokes do not hit me right away because they're not that, they're not that obvious to me. Or I don't know what's about the context of it. Like for example, the recent new ''Family Guy'' where Chris dates the Down's Syndrome girl, and then apparently the joke where she says "I'm the daughter of a former Alaskan...something."

'''Alec:''' Governor. It was Sarah Palin, Chris. It was about her.

'''Chris:''' Former Alaskan Senator, that was it.

'''Alec: ''' No, it was the governor.

'''Chris:''' But yeah, it was supposed to be, it was, I learned in an article in today's ''Washington Post'' that, uh, that apparently it was meant as an attack on Sarah Parin, and I did not know that when I first heard that.

'''Alec:''' Sarah P-A-L-I-N, actually.

'''Chris:''' But I was, at least I was, that was a general statement.

'''Alec:''' Okay, um, we're getting off on a wild tangent here. My question is, why is parody such a bad thing to you? When other people do it.

'''Chris:''' Uh, I do not understand half the question. Why is parody blind to me...?

'''Alec:''' Why do you think parody is bad when other people do it?

'''Chris:''' Oh.

'''Alec:''' I mean, it sounds, it kinda sounds like, if I had drawn you as a perfect, you know, super-strong master of the universe like you draw yourself in your comic, then you would have been fine with it, because I would have been kissing your ass in that case.

'''Chris:''' That would have been, that would have been considered, that would be considerably agreeable right there between us, yeah.

'''Alec:''' So you prefer that people just kiss your ass all the time?

'''Chris:''' It may, it may, it helps, it makes me feel better, it makes me feel encouraged.

'''Alec:''' It makes you feel better?! Chris, you're an adult, you really want people to kiss your ass all the time?

'''Chris:''' Well, yeah, not all the time.

'''Alec:''' Why can't you learn to deal with...

'''Chris:''' I don't want, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like constant abuse.

'''Alec:''' What constant abuse?

'''Chris:''' And torment and slanders and cursings.

'''Alec:''' Oh, what torment and slander and cursing? Hey, Chris, okay, okay, you don't like slander? What about all the lies you've told about me? What about, okay, remember a while ago you made a video trying to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|hypnotize people into hating Asperchu]]? Like you spoke in backwards Spanish or something? Remember when you cursed me with the death threats?

'''Chris:''' And I apologized for that.

'''Alec:''' No, no, no, no, not, no, you're not getting away with that bullshit excuse this time, Chris. Okay? You can't just do things, do horrible things, and then offer a fake apology afterwards. That's not okay. That's not what apology is. You know, you claim to be a Christian, this is really, do you really think this is what God wants his children to do?

'''Chris:''' Hm. You're right, it is not something that, uh, God would like.

'''Alec:''' Yeah, well, you're not a Christian.

'''Chris:''' [''shifts to a grim, offended tone''] I am a Christian. I am a baptized practicing Methodist...

'''Alec:''' No, no you're not. You don't practice... Baptism doesn't mean shit. You don't even try to practice what Christianity teaches.

'''Chris:''' Well, for one thing, I don't have a total understanding of all the rules, and, uh...

'''Alec:''' Well, you can't be a very good Christian if you don't understand the rules.

'''Chris:''' Of course, there's a whole lots of, to memorize, and, and it's...

'''Alec:''' [''mockingly''] Yeah, religion is hard, isn't it?

'''Chris:''' ...and, what is, God does want, one of the things God wants us to do is not to worry about every single detail.

'''Alec:''' But you worry about every single... Oh, no, no, okay, no, that's not how it works. God wants you to follow the rules that he lays down. God wants you to try to be a good person. You don't even try to be a good person. You are completely selfish, and you do whatever you want, and you demand that other people go out of your way for you, to do things as you want them to. And then when someone starts pestering you, you offer a superficial apology and hope that smooths it all over. And then you draw a comic, you know, negating even that simple apology, where you threaten people and murder them in your comic. Thereby proving that you were just lying to the person who, you know, thought that you actually understood the point he was trying to get across. God condemns lying, you know.

'''Chris:''' [''frustrated sigh'']

'''Alec:''' Admit that you lied to me when you said, when you agreed with me that you didn't have a right to use Simonla. Admit that you have always believed that Simonla is yours.

 '''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I'll admit...that.

'''Alec:''' Oh, okay. Okay, good, so all of our previous calls were just lies, then.

'''Chris:''' Not, no, not, no, they actually happened.

'''Alec:''' Yes, they happened, Chris, but your responses were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Anyway, uh, let me get back, anyway, uh, I don't mean to be all, but I want to get back to an early, to the earlier topic about, uh, what's wrong with you making a parody of a parody. Okay, well, okay, well, take a cue from what they did in one episode of ''Robot Chicken''.

'''Alec:''' I don't watch ''Robot Chicken'', so this reference means nothing to me.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Well, anyway, anyway, anyway, one...

'''Alec:''' Try explaining it to me without the use of TV references.

'''Chris:''' [''angry''] Consider a remake of a remake of an original movie! That was original as a blockbuster.

'''Alec:''' Okay... What about it? What about a remake of a remake?

'''Chris:''' It's not very good.

'''Alec:''' Sometimes they are. Sometimes remakes are better. Did you see the new ''Dawn of the Dead''? That was way better than the George Romero shit.

'''Chris:''' I have not, I have not seen either, I have not seen either ''Dawn of the Dead''.

'''Alec:''' You probably shouldn't, 'cause there's gore in it, and I know how much you hate that.

'''Chris:''' I don't mind, I don't mind gore, up to a certain point.

'''Alec:''' Well, obviously, given how gory your murder of me was. But, okay, I'm still having a little trouble understanding why, um, parody is okay when you do it, but not okay when someone else does it.

'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Hm.

'''Alec:''' Because you proudly proclaim Sonichu to be a parody, but at the same time you accuse other people of doing parodies like they're doing a bad thing.

'''Chris:''' [''more stalling''] Hm. Okay, well, think about this. How about if somebody did a parody to Asperchu?

'''Alec:''' Yeah?

'''Chris:''' And made him look even more stupid and more retarded, and actually brutally killed him in all the blood and gory detail! Or had him sexually raped in a prison cell of all dudes! How would you feel if you saw that?

'''Alec:''' Uh, I don't think I'd give a shit, honestly. I mean, if it was well-done, I might kinda laugh at it. If it was meant to be a funny parody. See, I don't take myself completely, I don't take myself completely seriously like you do. I can laugh at my own foibles and I can laugh at the foibles of my comic. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] That is...a theory, yes. Though I am not one hundred per-, I'll, that is, a, a previous...

'''Alec:''' So you don't really agree with it, though? You don't think imitation is ever a good thing?

'''Chris:''' Not one hundred percent.

'''Alec:''' Because Sonichu's an imitation of Sonic. Then you must agree that Sonichu is a good thing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, because it was, because it was originally meant in a positive light. But then I get all the inputs from the trolls and all that on the internets, and then that just plain ticks me off.

'''Alec:''' Okay, if the guy who created Sonic, I don't know what his name is, but if he came along and discovered your Sonichu comic, he would probably-

'''Chris:''' [''burps'']

'''Alec:''' -See that at least half of it is just you attacking trolls... I mean, the comic's not even really about Sonichu. It's about you, and it's about your war against trolls.

'''Chris:''' Well, that's to be undone because, because I, because I have just, after I finish with book number 10 I will be making less appearances in the book...

'''Chris:'''-in the books, and then, and now it will be more about Sonichu.

'''Alec:''' Are you gonna do that reboot that we talked about?

'''Chris:''' There will be a form of a reboot, yes.

'''Alec:''' Why did you do these pages, then, if you're gonna do a reboot?

'''Chris:''' I mean, I mean, if I'm gonna be making less appearances in the comics, I figure I may as well let myself go out with a bang.

'''Alec:''' Um, no, no, Chris, Chris, I explained to you, a reboot is a complete restart. What happens in the reboot will have nothing to do with the comics that you've made thus far. And you know, you said you had like 30 pages, you only uploaded like...16.

'''Chris:''' That was the amount I had to complete number, book number 10. And the book is completed.

'''Alec:''' You said you had like 30 pages.

'''Chris:''' Well, right now I just wanted to get book number 10 out of the way.

'''Alec:''' But you said you were going to have like 30 pages up on your birthday.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Alec:''' So you went back on your word again.

'''Chris:''' [''angry''] Well, I overestimated myself!

'''Alec:''' What do you mean, "overestimated"? You said you had like 30 drawn and ready to be Photoshopped.

'''Chris:''' Well, just accept the fact that I had, I finished book number 10, and I had them all ready for Photoshop, and I uploaded them.

'''Alec:''' You know, if you have a deadline with a publisher and they're expecting 30 pages by a certain date, and you come to them and say, "Oh, yeah, here's 16 pages," they're not gonna be happy with you.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Alec:''' And you didn't even upload them on your birthday, you uploaded them today. The day after. People who miss deadlines don't get paid.

'''Chris:''' Well, I had computer troubles.

'''Alec:''' Of course you had...

'''Chris:''' And I had to go out, and I had to go with my family to a restaurant to celebrate my birthday.

'''Alec:''' Sonichu is your ''job'', Chris!

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] That's another thing, you put them in the perspective of like, he's my job, it just makes me feel...

'''Alec:''' Well, you intend to make your huge money-making franchise, right? So yes, he is your job.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Alec:''' Yeah! And you don't take your job seriously!

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, but you see, with that belief, with that definition, in the mentality of an artist, when the thing was originally supposed to be a work of art and creativity, then it just cheapens it.

'''Alec:''' Um, well, then, I could say it cheapened it when you started saying you intended to publish it and make money off of it.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Alec:''' So what you're telling me now is, you have no intention of ever making money off Sonichu. Because if it is just a work of art for its own sake, that's fine. But you keep promising, you know, deadlines that you miss, and you keep saying you're gonna publish it and make money off of it.

'''Chris:''' [''massive sigh'']

'''Alec:''' Do you not want to make money off Sonichu anymore?

'''Chris:''' No, I would like to make money off of Sonichu.

'''Alec:''' Well, okay. You're cheapening it, then, it's not a work of art anymore.

'''Chris:''' Because I had too many influx from bad people like the trolls!

'''Alec:''' What the hell do trolls have to do with it, Chris?

'''Chris:''' And also from, and also from...

 '''Alec:'''I have you as a troll, and my comic kept going just fine.

 '''Chris:''' And also from...

'''Alec:''' And how do trolls control what goes in the comic? Go ahead.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] It's when they really tick me off, and then it just, it just, it's like putting, [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|it's like putting poison into the water supply]].

'''Alec:''' Why do you keep responding to trolls, then?

'''Chris:''' [''mega-sigh'']

'''Alec:''' And another thing, you have a really broad definition of "trolls," it seems. Because you think that people that ask you questions you don't like in your Mailbag are trolls. You think homosexual people are trolls just for existing, because you want to cure gays.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Alec:''' I think the ironic thing there is, gays would probably consider you a troll. Because you want to destroy their identity when they haven't done anything to you.

'''Chris:''' [''another sigh'']

'''Alec:''' You think I'm a troll, and I've been trying to help you.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm sorry, sometimes things are, I have been trying to collaborate, I get misunderstood often, and it just really makes me feel like, I don't know, I feel like I'm being misunder-[''hangs up'']

'''Alec:''' "Mis-"?

{{succession|label=[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]|prevlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris and Alec Call 8]]|nextlink=Current|}}

==External links==
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBNTkyWTduZ0JXOXc The original audio]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu02fNtlmdQ YouTube version]

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Liquid Chris

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HKDR: It's kinda pointless to mention the birth information of his TWIN lol

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{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Liquid Chris
|image = CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|size=250px
|birthname = Christopher Morton Duckworth
|aliases = Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> "The Previous Chris" "The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>
|year = 1990
|gender = Male
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|spouse = [[Kacey]]
|siblings = SimplySpoons (brother, musical body double)
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]
|saga = {{saga|liquid|cn}}
}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born July 1990) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] '''Christian Weston Chandler''', and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends. Liquid was played by identical twin brothers Chris and '''Jon Duckworth'''. Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.

Liquid Chris gets his nickname from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', a video game which featured a storyline of the clone "brother" of the player character, Solid Snake (hence why [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is referred to as Solid Chris in this saga, as he will be for the remainder of this page). Eventually, Solid discovered Liquid, and he actually believed that he was an impostor trying to take credit for his glorious creation, rather than just being an impersonator. Once he was in Solid's sights, Liquid decided to up his game by playing along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan (as did his fans), and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]].

Liquid insisted that he was the real Chris-Chan, and chose to address his counterpart as the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], based on the initials of his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid eventually got into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, briefly halting production of videos when Liquid was kidnapped by Solid (portrayed by the other twin filming the video). Liquid made a triumphant return to defend Kacey's honor, and they retired from trolling Chris after "getting married". This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.

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==Prologue==
{{Incomplete|Information on Jack Thaddeus' contribution to the start of the saga.}}
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for Solid [[Chris]] full of highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account "'''CChanSonichu'''" compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.

{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris<ref name="realprotest">[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

==A challenger appears==
{{protip|"Liquid Chris" was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. The saga started as just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously, and Duckworth simply went along with it once noticed by the man himself. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper, never ''Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic'')
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode would have probably kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Liquid, however, then raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[File:LiquidChristine.jpg|thumb|right|It's on!!!]]
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:

{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

===Epilogue===
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend.

After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.<ref>https://www.targetedonc.com/view/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein</ref> Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.

While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Solid Chris, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which attracted the attention of Solid.

In the years since, Solid eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still held some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing "pretentious acting".

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}

'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}

== Liquid's last statement ==
[[File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg|thumb|200px|<s>Liquid</s> Chris and Kacey, happily married.]]
Hello All, 

I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye. 

Gladly to be Where I Am, 

Christian Weston Chandler 

PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]

[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

 

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]

Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.<ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOIauPQ5XI&t=4424s Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.

{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to [[14 Branchland Court|hell]], punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|[[Beel]] in the commissioned art.}}

However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.

==Fan videos==
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==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

{{References}}

== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on the TRUE and HONEST [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

2023-01-29T19:37:56Z

HKDR: These videos were uploaded on 1 May, not 2 May

'''CWC Address to Unilever About AXE''' is a two part video series made when [[Chris]] learned that [[Axe]], the line of men's hygiene products (also known as LYNX), is popular among [[homos|gay men]]. The second half was originally removed by YouTube due to a violation.

==Part 1==

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| previous = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
| next = [[MEOW]]
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{{quote|I would ask to ban sale of, and use of the product from the homos, but that would be retarded.}}

===Transcript===

Good day, I wish to, uh, make an announcement, uh, upon the side note, uh, aside from my usual work, uh, I would like to, uh, make a claim, uh, make it obvious of to the creators of, uh, my favorite br- one of my favorite brand of, uh, body spray: AXE. [Presents AXE spray] Apparently it ha- it has come to my attention that, uh, bunch of, uh, people of the, uh, wrong orientation are, uh, using the, uh, AXE brand, ah, by which I mean particularly the, uh, homosexuals.

Eh eweh thusly a stereotype has been, uh, m- has been made if you, uh, if, has been made apparently, uh, has been made apparently '''‘you be gay if you wear AXE.’''' That’s so stupid it’s not I mean it’s not true I mean I’m [[straight]] and I have been using AXE for years. [Presents AXE again] I’m a proud sub- I’m a proud user of AXE 'cause originally as it was originally intended for and I quote: [Reading label] “Effective deodorant protection designed to seduce the ladies” and then later, uh, when they expanded to, uh, the, uh, shower gel they continued with that in saying, uh, “ah kee—dr—kee—nahh let’s see. Hydrates your skin leavin’ it so pure that she’ll th—that ''she-ll'' think ''she’s'' the first one to touch it,” and then later again in, uh, shampoo it says here [Reading label] “Get girl approved hair. Wash, attract, repeat.”

Even though, uh, the comments, the, uh, comments, uh, sound, uh, sexist, uh, as I have learned, uh, on, uh, on their page on Wikipedia [gasp] I still feel that, uh, I have been at, uh, I still feel that, uh, is, uh, a big, uh, a big misuse and complete immoral act that the homosexuals take use of our- of the AXE brand which is prefer- which is dimensionally and originally oriented towards the straight people. I mean men attract ladies. It means they’re straight. They want to attract the ladies they’re straight. Please, okay, that didn’t come out right... But my point is anyway, uh, AXE is more straight is more meant for straight people: straight men who wish to attract the straight, nyell, the ladies.

The straight men who wish to attract the ladies and I have been the proud us—prow user of AXE throughout the many bre—throughout the many, uh, variations, ehmore to come and more out there to [mumbling] out there to market and I’m sure, other than the body spray, the eh—shower gel and the shampoo. In any case, AXE was [[speech impediment|adridgionally]] meant for, and should remain, only for the straight men who wish to attract the women. It is not meant for a homosexual dude to attract [lowers his voice] another homosexual dude. Ahem. Ticks me off. It really does.

So I hope that, uh, the aff—that the, uh, Unilever the company that creates the AXE products, uh, sees this, uh, video on the YouTube and also, uh, would like also, uh, I would like t- to, uh, well I’d be say— I'd be, uh, I would be sound like, uh, some kind of bad person if I tell 'em to not sell to the homosexuals but I wa—but it should be more obvious from the package that it is meant for straight people. Y'know and also I would like to make the following statement to all homosexuals who dare use it. '''You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!'''

Peace out.

==Part 2==

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===Transcript===

I wish to, uh, take a moment right now to, uh, read a letter I have just hand-written for the, uh, Unilever company about the, uh, issue at hand with AXE. I read this out loud because I currently cannot find the snail mail address, but when I do I will mail it off directly. But I re—but I read it now for hope that they will at least be able to get the—get the understanding and the gist of my, uh, of my proposition and hopefully do something about it and will not blow me off because of an opinion.

Hmmm. Anyway, to the Unilever company who creates, uh, AXE body spray, shower gel, shampoo, and all of that.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been a loyal user of AXE body spray for years now, and I have been enjoying the scent as I look forward to it making me smell better to attract (and keep one of) women to be my sweetheart. I have been sussessful with being enjoyed by my sweetheart—[''looks up to camera''] my sweetest [[Ivy]]. [''continues'']—who enjoys my pleasant presence and company with her.

I write the letter today, with concern of hearing that the '''ho-mo-sess-u-al pop-u-la-tion''' wear the AXE body spray as often as or greater than the straight people. Like myself. For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract... '''other dudes'''.

I would like—I would ask to ban sale of—and use of the product from the homos, ''but that would be [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]''. Instead I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN" or something strongly similar. Please make this so, and please do not try to blow me off for having an opinion about the product. Or having an opinion about the homosexuals. Because I do not care much about them.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
Proud Straight Male AXE User

Peace.

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User:HKDR

2023-01-27T17:20:04Z

HKDR: Decided to add some more information about how I got into Christory

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HKDR is short for "HoloKaustDenier", but it's probably worth noting that I'm not actually a holocaust denier, it's just an edgy username I've used on everything since 26/10/2019.

I'm rather new to Christory, having only began got into the subject around Easter Day of 2022. I began watching the Genosamuel documentary in July and that's when I began getting more serious about Christory. I got a CWCki account on 5 August 2022.

Asperchu

2023-01-27T11:26:05Z

HKDR: Added birth information for Alec Benson Leary

{{Troll|In spite of his testimony to the contrary, Alec created ''Asperchu'' as a parody of ''Sonichu'' and all the lore associated with Chris-Chan. He also played [[Jackie]] and [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].}}
[[File:Alec Benson Leary.jpg|thumbnail|right|Alec Benson Leary, in the flesh.]]

:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''

'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary (born as 'Alex Benson Leary' on [[Christmas|25 December]] 1982) of {{w|Eden Prairie, Minnesota}}.<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref> His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for DA.]]
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[The Classic|striped-shirt wearing]] [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters have resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger syndrome]], for [[Chris and his ego|some reason]].

==Chris on Asperchu==
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}
[[File:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]

It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.

When the ''Asperchu'' saga started taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode {{w|Road to the Multiverse}}. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's practically the fucking [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.] It helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''[[Moon-Pals]]''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, {{w|Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi}}. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.

The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of {{w|2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti}}, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.

Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.

Eventually, on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.

The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."

===The 19 January Demands===
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. In addition, he apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).

On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four."

[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.

By 2017, Chris had become more amenable towards ''Sonichu'' fan-fiction and parodies. He apologized to Alec in a Facebook post that October and offered that if Alec would print ''Asperchu'' through a self-publishing site, he would trade printed ''Sonichu'' in exchange.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Print_editions_for_fancomics</ref>

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.

Alec also portrayed [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]] in a phone call with Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris involved Alec (along with Mao, Sean, and Evan) in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a kangaroo court trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to slowly twist Mao's limbs backward until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]], and [[Allison]].

Amidst this brutality, Chris sees fit to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologize]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.

In recent updates to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris made good on his promise to "revive" Simonla. However, in the pages, it is revealed that [[:Image:Son11p22.jpg|she never died in the first place]]. This means that Chris set up the trial on a whim just so he would have a convenient excuse to kill Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan.

==''Sonichu Revolution''==
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that might take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately, Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. While he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.

===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===
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==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that the ad didn't get to him, but given [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|his history with trollsome ads]], a non-reaction was nigh-impossible.

[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, ''fucking awesome''. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].

[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]

Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris never responded to this, most likely because he was too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].

[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]

Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.

==[[Calling Out]]==
After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around and revealed a possible dox on Alec. He proclaimed that he's a "[[South Park|fatty-fat-fat]]" named Christopher who makes donations to [[The GAMe PLACe]] and doesn't have Asperger's. Like [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demanded reparations – namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] and then [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].

On 30 August 2011, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year-old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas, better known as [[YouTube]] sensation "Fatman".

Unbeknownst to Chris, the dox wasn't true. Not only does Fatman have a completely different voice than Alec, but he would have no motivation to troll Chris, let alone create a comic about him. The information on Fatman wasn't even accurate – Fatman is from Rutland, Vermont (which he later pointed out), and since he was born in 1980, he would have been 30 or 31 when Chris made his video. But Chris being Chris, was [[naïve]] enough to believe they were the same person, especially since Fatman represented what Chris thought his tormentors were really like.

Fatman later made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WrO0EHh37c|video video response], where he called Chris a "[[Slow-in-the-minds|dumb ass]]" for thinking he was Alec. Chris never replied to the video and presumably never saw it due to the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]] a week after he "revealed" Fatman.

== Legacy ==
One of the last surviving relics of the ''Asperchu'' saga met its demise during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]] on 10 [[January 2014]]. The Asperchu [[medallion]], gifted to Chris by Alec, was destroyed in the fire, as Chris revealed in a [[Facebook]] post on [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> Notably, the somber tone Chris takes on in this post when recalling the destruction of this and other fan items seems to suggest that his feelings toward Alec and ''Asperchu'' as a whole may have softened over the years, though he could have just been feigning this for sympathy to [[Chris and money|e-beg]].

Strangely, Chris stated that he did not know who made the medallion (or any of the other lost fan creations), suggesting that he [[Slow-in-the-minds|might not remember Alec at all]].

''Asperchu'' was mentioned in the [[CatKnight Interview]], in which Arthur Spatchcock brought up the series as a potential threat to ''Sonichu''<nowiki>'s</nowiki> distribution in Europe, likely due to Alec's claim on the copyright of the character Mitch Sonichu. Chris reasoned that Asperchu "is definitely not a canon character" in his comics, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|except for when he is]], rendering the issue moot [[Chris and copyright|as far as Chris is concerned]].<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa part 1], 8:40.</ref> Once again, Alec is not mentioned directly.

==Idea Guy influences==
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[[File:Alec as Bodhi.jpg|thumb|Chris believes this is Alec – actually Bodhi from ''Payday 2''.]]

During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality was hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts, and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Alec and Asperchu include:

*Chris wanted clarification over what really happened in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] and asked Idea Guy if Alec and the other Asperpedia Four trolls were saved by becoming Amish or executed. Since Idea Guy was playing ''Payday 2'' at the time, he used the character Bodhi's bio for a revised version of Alec, telling Chris that Alec had escaped and giving Chris the picture of Bodhi, saying it was Alec.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

*Asperchu is one of the 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus.<ref>[[:File:69_Sonichus.jpg]]</ref>

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]
* [https://archive.org/details/AsperpediaRecoveryFiles Asperpedia Comic Archive]

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:''This article is about "Asperchu", a very well-thought-out webcomic. For Chris's views and such and all that, see [[Asperchu]].''

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{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic [[Wikipedia:Bizarro World|bizzaro]] [[Chris]].|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

{{quote|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 24]]</ref>}}

[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself]]

'''''The Amazing Asperchu''''' (also called ''Asperchu: The Amazing Tales'' and ''The Spectacular Asperchu'') is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' detailing the zany misadventures of [[Asperchu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here].

''Asperchu'' pokes fun at everything that makes [[Chris]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic series what it is. Unlike ''Sonichu'', where everyone praises Chris for what he's done, the same cannot be said for Asperchu, whose descent into the same giant prick that Chris has become has the entire supporting cast detest him. Another thing that has earned the ire of Chris is its tablet-drawn style - this is, more or less, a delusional thing for Chris, who [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|believes that it doesn't have the same "character"]] as [[Chris and art|his paper-and-pencil-drawn pages]].

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==Protagonists==

===Asperchu===
[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu]]

Asperchu is a high-functioning Electric/Asperger's Hedgehog Pokémon. He has no Electric-type attacks; however, his Asperger's-type attacks do double damage against Autistic-type Pokémon. His strongest attack is the ''Asperhameha'', which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing mental blocks of their own.

Asperchu lives in Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu; his father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late [[2003]] and he hasn't been seen since. When not working hard on [[YouTube]] videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his [[Xbox 360]] or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Normandale Community College]] with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin. However, Asperchu's adventures and his recent state of mind has made him forget this detail and he has missed 195 days of school.

He is currently on a [[Love Quest]] to obtain a [[gal-pal]] whom he can build into a [[sweetheart from the ground up]]. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. He eventually met and fell in love with Dixie Chu, beginning his Dix Quest to win her heart. Having been rejected, though, Asperchu has been spending most of his time absorbed in video games and won't go anywhere without his Xbox Portable. As well, Asperchu has an incredible dislike for [[slow-in-the-mind]]s.

For a long time, Asperchu's hope for his Love Quest was to be able to finally have his dream-daughter Asperia, which later became unnecessary when he traveled back in time and met the [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] of the past. Both of them drank the [[semen|Special Fanta Brew]] that created [[Sonichu]] in the past; when Asperchu returned to the present, he found that he too was pregnant and defecated out a deformed monster, naming it "Asperia". While at first ecstatic to have her, he later grew bored of taking care of her and tried leaving her in the care of his grandma while he continued playing video games. Asperia was killed by [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].

Currently, Asperchu is being manipulated by a squirrel-creature calling itself "[[Rocky]]", telling Asperchu that he need never take responsibility for his actions. Unbeknownst to Asperchu, "Rocky" is one of the mysterious [[Man in the Pickle Suit|MIPS]].

It has been revealed that the source of Asperchu's powers is the Chaos Pickle of Diligence, though Asperchu believed that he was [[GodJesus]]'s next prophet.

*Asperchu is, of course, based on [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; his overweight appearance and clothing precisely emulate Chris's, and Asperchu's goatee is from Chris's [[Rollin' and Trollin']] phase. Asperchu's mannerisms are also directly copied from Chris, especially the [[ego]], narcissism, self-entitlement, and fixation on the [[Love Quest]]. Also, Asperchu's saga parallels Chris's descent into madness, with early issues focusing on Asperchu's fairly-innocent and [[naïve]] Love Quest, and later issues showing him to be just as big a [[duck|prick]] as Chris has become. It even goes as far as to hypothesize what Chris would do with a child if his wish came true: reasonably, he would get tired of said child and neglect to take care of it. Asperchu's hatred of gingers is reminiscent of Chris-chan's dislike of Blacks.

===Sonichu===
[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|150px|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu]]

The brother, hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Or at least he ''was''...

[[Sonichu]] shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the [[Troll]] Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a [[Homos|late night snuggling rendezvous]]. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of [[Virginia]], on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] as a component of the Autism Spectrum. Or at least he ''did...''

Sonichu was created in [[1999]] by Ian Brandon Anderson through an unholy mixture of human and Chu semen with Fanta. At first, Ian was overjoyed at having a son of his own, especially one who'd be a loyal and true son, unlike [[Bionic]]. However, Ian got bored of trying to raise Sonichu, especially when it got into his video game playing time. Casting him into a raft, Sonichu floated down the river until he was found by the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, who raised Sonichu as his own son. When Ian Brandon Anderson took over [[CWCVille]], Sonichu was forced to be married off to [[Rosechu]], only for him and the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] to revolt. Arriving in ALBVille, he and the rest of the Chaotic Combo fought to free CWCVille from Ian's grips. However, the release of Metal Asperchu would change all that as he would slaughter most of the Combo. When Sonichu went to confront Ian at last, Metal Asperchu made short work of him, lopping off his right arm. When Asperchu, Max and Jivin returned from the past, Asperchu revealed off-handedly that Ian was his father. Sonichu went on a quest to find the truth, only to end up with Mitch Chu dead. When Christian told Sonichu the truth, it drove Sonichu insane. He hunted down Ian as he was kidnapping Asperia and blew out his kneecaps, accidentally killing Asperia. Being captured by Bionic again, he provoked Sonichu into killing Ian for good. As a gift, he grafted Ian's arm where Sonichu's once was. When Argentum was released, he teleported Asperchu and Sonichu to the time when the [[4-Cent_Garbage]] Center was destroyed, only for the hedgehog to tear apart the place. When Sonichu returns to the present, Sonichu attempts to call Asperchu a monster, but he feels himself unworthy of Chris's love and runs away.

While in self-imposed exile in [[BlueSpike#Julie|Molvanîa]], he finds himself possessed by the soul of Ian and, in fear, runs to Bionic for help. When Bionic can't help him, the two rescue Sinestro from his prison. However, not even Sinestro understands Sonichu's odd transformation, his fur turning blue, his eyes taking Ian's [[heterochromia]] styling, [[Obesity|his cholesterol level skyrocketing]] and wanting to play the [[PS3]] for 5 to 9 hours.

In an alternate universe of sorts, Sonichu is shown as an actual [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]-like character fighting an evil madman named [[Robotnik|CWC-Botnik]].

At the end of Issue #F, Sonichu is no more, taken over by Ian's personality, becoming the dreaded ... '''Chris-Chan Sonichu'''.

===Max===
[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick]]

Close friend of Asperchu and Jivin. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them. His transformations include [[Wikipedia:Guido|Guido]], [[Wikipedia:Waffen SS|Waffen SS]], [[Niggos|2Pac]] and the Yellow Devil.

At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a Christian minister.
(Max is a completely original character and is not derived from [[Wikipedia:Kirby (character)|any source]] other than Alec Benson Leary's own imagination.)

===Jivin Pickles===
[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|150px|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here]]

The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's [[Niggos|black]] best friend. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his [[Love Quest]], although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward [[sweethearts]], while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of [[Christmas]], Jivin celebrates [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa]]. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.

Jivin is a fan-favorite on Asperpedia that has received his own sub-episode.[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/21069]

===Groovan===
Close friend of Max, Asperchu and Jivin. ''Asperchu'' issue Ten claims that they have always been friends, but Asperchu seems to have failed to notice him before then due to him blending in to the background.

==Villains==
===Ian Brandon Anderson===
[[Image:IBAasperchu.png|thumb|150px|left|The evil and deceitful IAN BRANDON SOMETHING]]

[[Ian]] believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a [[fat]], insane manchild. Ian rules [[CWCville]] through a totalitarian and Nazi-like regime, although the CWCville People's Liberation Front (CPLF) constantly fights against his oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a perverse form of "[[Dating Education|sexual education]]".

This recently changed after Ian's lengthy absence, leading to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Mayorshack Tito]]'s takeover and the return of justice to CWCville.

If he doesn't get his way, he uses his [[Megatron Pistol|Transformers gun]] to silence anyone who questions his delusions. Ian attempted to murder Christian to prove that he was the real Chris-chan, and also attempted to murder the "parodic" Sonichus before being set on fire by Metal Asperchu and losing his Transformers gun, where it passes hands until it is given away by Noir Chu.

In [[1999]], Ian had created Bionic, but quickly lost interest in him as the hedgehog attempted to win over his love. Fired from his job at [[Wendy's]] by [[Giovanni]], Ian discovered Asperchu and quickly became friends with him. He introduced him to his [[gal-pals]] [[Ivy]] and [[Megan]] before encountering his future self. The two fought and the younger Ian proved victorious. He attempted to have sex with the two before Megan tazered him. Trapped by the foppish Principal Blaziken, Bionic came to his aid, but Ian mistook Asperchu for the hero, breaking his creation in the process. He invites Asperchu to his house where he convinces Asperchu to surrender some of his [[comeuppance]] to create the Special Fanta Brew. Summoning [[Beel|Satan]] to his house after drinking the cup with their comeuppance, he has him use his satanic powers to turn them into a Sonichu inside his stomach. The younger Ian would encounter the older Ian, forcing the two to attack with their [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s, leading to Bionic being rendered how he is now. Disgusted by Bionic's perceived failure, Ian abandoned Bionic and, ten weeks later, gave birth to Sonichu. The birth, however, left his [[duck]] bent at a horrible angle. He later abandoned Sonichu since taking care of him took away from his time playing video games, so he sent him on a raft hoping that he'd raise himself to become the son he wanted without putting any effort into it.

When the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler disappeared, Ian initiated a coup on CWCville, quickly gaining control. As the Asperchu series shares the same universe as ''[[Simonchu]]'' and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'', it is said that he was able to con the people into thinking he was the true Christian Weston Chandler. In short order, Ian ravaged the city, destroyed it's commerce center and driven or killed 70% of its population, placing the remaining citizens under martial law.

Years later, Ian reappeared, seeking to aid in the rescue of Asperchu, only to encounter the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler and be sat on fire by Metal Asperchu. Through various conversations, we learned that Ian had raped a number of Rosechu as well as Mitch Chu. When Metal Asperchu attacked, Ian took up a Son-Chu and battled it out, nearly winning until the robot took advantage of damage Simonchu inflicted. When the robot activated a time warp, he was tossed into the past and beaten by his past self. He attempted to fight again, only to encounter Max. He completely ignores Max's impassioned plea to stop fighting and races back to his house, encountering his younger self and set off the chain of events that would shunt him back into the present, where Metal Asperchu awaited. For a time, Ian was Bionic's prisoner, utterly unable to remember who he was. When Sonichu broke into his cell in an attempt to learn the truth of his past, Ian told him a fake story, only to be rejected by Sonichu. He attempted to escape with Sonichu, only to be captured in the process, passing out until the real Chris rescued everyone. Upon learning of Asperia, Ian sought to take her away because he feels that she is actually his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. Upon attempting to spirit away Asperia, Sonichu blows out his kneecaps (accidentally killing Asperia) and is captured by Bionic. Bionic then uses the mentally unstable Sonichu to butcher his father. Ian finally meets his end with Sonichu's axe and Bionic's gun. As a reward, [[Metal Gear Solid|Bionic grafts Ian's right arm onto Sonichu's stump in place of the one he lost in Issue 3.]]

However, the soul of Ian lives on within Sonichu and whenever he takes over, he causes Sonichu's eyes to take its heterochromic styling.

*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]] is a version of Chris based on the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. Ian's appearance is a direct parody of Chris. Ian's death mirrors that of the deaths of Evan, Sean, and Mao in [[Sonichu 10]].

===Bionic the Hedgehog===
[[File:Bionicc.jpg|thumb|149px|Why don't you love me, father?]]
Ian Brandon Anderson's hedgehog creation. In 1999, Bionic was a jovial and [[homos|gay]] creature who encountered Jivin, Asperchu and Max after their time slip. They learned that he had sought to win Ian's love as the manchild slowly lost interest in stuff other than [[ego|himself]] and [[china|women]]. When Bionic rescued Ian from Principal Blaziken, Ian mistook Asperchu as his savior and scolded Bionic, which broke him. Rescued by Jivin, but apparently lost his ability to speak (most likely swallowed his tongue), Bionic attempted to return to Ian, only to watch as his older self and younger self prepared to fire a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on each other. Bionic saved an unwitting Asperchu from getting struck, only to be hit by the blasts. Losing an arm and being badly burned and scarred, Ian abandons him for his Sonichu. He attempts to get a job at McDonald's, but he is rejected by Robotnik. Rejected by his father and other lower forms, Bionic plots burning revenge against Ian.

Years later, Metal Asperchu would find him wheelchair-bound in a [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily-esque]] fortress. Bionic gave Metal Asperchu a Chaos Pickle as a sign of goodwill, then had him go after certain targets and kill them. Robotnik was first, killed for rejecting Bionic from McDonald's. Ian was the second target. When Metal Asperchu used the Chaos Pickles to create the time warp, he watched with joy as another robotic figure emerged. He finally managed to capture his father Ian Brandon Anderson (who forgot that Bionic was his first son and mistook him for another Sonichu parody), as well as his brother Sonichu. When the real Chris arrives to rescue Sonichu, he kills Mitch in cold blood before escaping.

Bionic returns and seemingly reveals his true master plan: by driving Sonichu insane through the revelation of his true parentage, he uses the broken Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to murder Ian Brandon Anderson; in essence, turning his favorite son against him. His plans for the body of the dead Asperia is currently unknown.

He attempted to help Sonichu with his strange transformation, but Sonichu stopped him and Sinestro, feeling this new form is much better. He is later called in to be a judge[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/482] for Asperchu's trial.

*Bionic's condition is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Christopher Pike|Christopher Pike]], the first captain of ''Star Trek's USS Enterprise'', with the exception that Bionic could still talk while Pike could only respond with light. His judge outfit resembles that worn by [[Wikipedia:Q (Star Trek)|Q]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' series premiere, "[[Wikipedia:Encounter at Farpoint|Encounter at Farpoint]]" and again in the finale, "[[Wikipedia:All Good Things...|All Good Things...]]".
*Similarly, Bionic's crippled body, mobile life support system, mechanized speech, distorted eyes, and general air of malevolent mystery could be based on [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]], one of the main villains on ''[[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|Doctor Who]].''
*Also, Bionic's base is based off a [[dream]] Chris mentioned about people being killed in a "[[Mailbag_39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED]]" factory.

===Metal Asperchu===
Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo.

From there he goes and forms an alliance with the severely crippled Bionic the Hedgehog, doing random tasks like blowing up fast [[McDonald's|food restaurants]] and killing [[Robotnik|Teddy Roosevelt]]. Bionic then orders the robot to bring him Christian Weston Chandler as his final task. He confronts Ian and attempts to kill him, only to be damaged in the process. He uses the four Pickles he gathered to take a new form and banish Ian, Asperchu, Max and Jivin to another time. When the four return, Metal Asperchu has taken up a new form and easily captures Ian. After obtaining the fifth Chaos Pickle, he decides to hold off on number six until he can unlock his full database. Confronting Sinestro, he learns the truth of the fourth directive, then releases Yellow Devil, Cthulu Chu and Bubastis Chu before imprisoning Sinestro in one of the tubes. After killing Cthulu Chu, he figures out the secret of the Fourth Directive and forces Sinestro to watch his work finally unfold. However, after the creation of Argentum and his subsequent turning, Metal Asperchu has gone into a massive blue screen of death. Soon after, WesLi Chu gives Metal Asperchu a disk and he begins scanning seven individuals who are part of the Anchuent Prophecy. He scans Asperchu, WesLi Chu, Sonichu, Chris and two others (presumably Alzheichu and Dino Dash) before the heroes attack him in his attempt to get the last one. He attacks Noir Chu and Aspercream and defeats many of the heroes before Alzheichu stabs him with Chris's knife, briefly causing him to go haywire and explode, destroying him and finally releasing the Chaos Pickles.

* Based on [[Metal Sonichu]] who in turn is based on Metal Sonic.

===Other villains===

;Sinestro
As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well. After activating and losing Metal Asperchu, Sinestro has found himself pushed aside as the main villain before being locked up completely by his own creation. He was recently rescued by Sonichu and Bionic in an attempt to cure Sonichu's odd transformation.
*Sinestro's name comes from a [[Wikipedia:Sinestro|comic-book villain]], while his appearance is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Excel_Saga_characters#Il_Palazzo|Il Palazzo]] of ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (whose appearance was also copied by Chris for the character [[ScotPalazzo]]), and his hairstyle is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:OrganizationXIII#Xemnas|Xemnas]] of the ''[[Wikipedia:Kingdom Hearts|Kingdom Hearts]]'' series and/or [[Wikipedia:Sephiroth (Final Fantasy)|Sephiroth]] from the [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy]] series.

;Lisa
A girl who attends Normandale Community College. Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King and she agreed. However, her plan all along was to steal his Asperchu Medallion and lower his Heart Level. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals. She appears to be in the employ of Sinestro, to whom she delivered the Medallion. She has recently returned in an attempt to find and retrieve a disk that had been used by Metal Asperchu
*Lisa most closely resembles Chris's ex-sweetheart [[Blanca]]. As with Lisa, Blanca pretended to be interested in Chris in order to steal his medallion. Her asking him out on a fake date is based on the acts of proto-troll [[Hanna]].

;John and Kendra
John (YouTube handle: '''GJ-Radar''', "GJ" presumably standing for [[GodJesus]]) is a born-again Baptist from rural Texas; He also represents some of Chris's [[Chris and religion|religious]] beliefs, such as his fear of [[Niggos|darkies]] and [[Homos|homogays]], aside from [[Mass debating|masturbation]]. John and his fiancée '''Kendra''' traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's YouTube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded that he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a YouTube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.
* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]].

;Dino Dash
Dino Dash is the guido who kidnapped Jonas Chu in order to impersonate him at the Guitar Hero championship and abduct Dixie Chu as part of Sinestro's plan to obtain the seven Chaos Pickles. He is the strongest and most cunning of Sinestro's pawns.
*Dino Dash is based on [[Clyde Cash]].

;Count Plot Cohesuon
Count Plot Cohesuon is the mysterious force that may be behind Sinestro's search for the Chaos Pickles. He is not fond of ''dei ex machina''. According to Alec's comments on Issue 5E, Plot Cohesuon is Count Graduon's cousin and he's also dead, having used his powers on himself in an accident.
*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.

;Silvana Rosechu
The evil, hermaphroditic Rosechu from the Sonichu series. Even more evil and cunning, she appears to work for Ian Brandon Anderson. She murders Bubbles and Magi-Chan, then lures Asperchu towards Ian, where's she's forced to become [[Meg Griffin]] for Ian's pleasure.[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/231] She also has a noticeable bulge.

;Yellow Devil
A leftover from Dr. Wily's usage, the Yellow Devil now works for Bionic, capturing Sonichu and Ian as they attempt to escape. It crushes Mitch Chu's legs, smacks Jivin around and fights Max before he is defeated by the real Chris.
*Based on the [[Wikipedia:List_of_Mega_Man_characters#Bio-Devil|Yellow Devil]] from the ''Megaman'' game series.

==Supporting characters==

===Asperchu's family===

;Grandpa Alzheichu
Asperchu's grandfather, an [[racist|old-fashioned]] Sonichu who spends most of his time sitting in his armchair and watching television. He also likes to make Asperchu do [[stress]]ful chores around the house. Alzheichu is married to Grandma Snorlax. Alzheichu sacrifices himself to stop Metal Asperchu's assault.
*Alzheichu is based on [[Bob Chandler]].

;Grandma Snorlax

Asperchu's grandmother. Spends all of her time sleeping in the backyard. Snorlax is married to Alzheichu. Lost her left foot due to Asperia's hunger.
*"[[Wikipedia:Snorlax|Snorlax]]" is the nickname given to [[Barbara Chandler]].

;Asperia Chu

The future daughter of Asperchu, as foretold by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] in a dream. Asperia Chu is definitely not a ginger. Asperia finally became a reality as a side effect of Past Chris's plans to become pregnant with Sonichu. When Asperchu craps her out in the present, he fails to realize what a disfigured abomination she really is. Asperchu quickly gets bored of her and, instead of taking care of her, stuffs her in the fridge or leaves her with sleeping Grandma Snorlax.

In one of Asperchu's daydreams of Asperia, she's seen wearing a bikini top and a thong underneath a skirt. This is likely mirroring Chris's [[pedofork]] tendencies. He also describes her as "the pinnacle of his existence", attributing to his own narcissism.

Sadly, Asperia is the latest victim of Ian Brandon Anderson's evils. Having been kidnapped by the madmanchild, she is accidentally killed by a vengeful Sonichu in his attempts to get back at him. However, Bionic recovers her body, and it is heavily implied he has plans for her since he sympathizes with having a neglectful father.

*Asperia Chu is based on [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]. As with Crystal, her name is a feminine version of her "father's." Also, Asperia's [[Wikipedia:Alien (creature in Alien franchise)|"Alien" appearance]] may be a jab at the [[Sonee and Rosey]] designs which have horrified many.

===[[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)|The Chaotic Combo]]===
*'''Wild Sonichu''' is the leader of the Chaotic Combo and Simonchu's gay lover. Despises Asperchu's desire to win back Dixie Chu.

*'''Angelica Rosechu''' uses her wings and her faith in GodJesus to help her fight the forces of evil.

*'''Punchy Sonichu''' is the master of the "anshuent Chinaman martial arts." He has a very noticeable accent due to his ethnicity.

*'''Bubbles Rosechu''' is the entirely useless member who just hangs out with the group. She is extremely [[retarded|slow-in-the-mind]] and is prone to injuring herself.

*'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' uses his psychic powers to aid the Chaotic Combo. Magi-Chan is able to locate any person by going into a five-and-a-half hour trance. He also likes to go on long walks in the park and [[Mass debate]] to videos of Simonchu and Wild's Honeymoon. He also seems to have a thing for Simonchu as well.

Wild, Angelica and Punchy were all brutally murdered by Metal Asperchu. Bubbles and Magi-Chan are later murdered by Silvana.

===Christian Weston Chandler===
[[Image:RealcwcAsperchu.png|thumb|150px|The TRUE and HONEST CWC (also the true and honest medallion)]]

Sonichu's father and creator, Christian is the hero of CWCville, always willing to risk his life and do what is necessary for the greater good. He helped to reform CWCville after the war with Albville under the reign of his father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert "The Lumberjack" Chandler]] and restored peace before Ian's hostile takeover. After assisting Asperchu's assault on Sinestro's castle, Christian left to pursue Ian Brandon Anderson.

In Issue 4, it's revealed that he raised Sonichu since as far back as he could remember, and trained him how to fight and WHEN to fight. However, during the time travel episode, Asperchu shed's light on the mayors past that puts Sonichu's biological parentage in doubt. The hedgehog now seeks Chris to try to find out the truth of his parentage. Instead, Chris finds them, rescuing them from Bionic, though not before Bionic kills Mitch. It is revealed in Issue 5 that Chris found Sonichu abandoned in a cardboard box and raised the Hedgehog Pokémon to be the creature who he was now.

It's been revealed that Chris is the avatar of the Chaos Pickle of Patience.

*Christian Chandler is based on [[Liquid Chris]]. The knife he carries is based on [[Sonichu Special 4]].

===Argentum===

The end result of Metal Asperchu's experiments, it is the Asperchu clone that has its fourth directive unlocked. It has the ability to warp spacetime and seems to be capable of feeding off the pain of others.

*Argentum's design is a mixture of the Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] and Sonic the Hedgehog character [[Wikipedia:Silver the Hedgehog|Silver the Hedgehog]], but may have been inspired by [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|Mewchu]]. His name is Latin for "silver".

===Other characters===
;Heaven Fatterton

Lisa's accomplice and a fat ginger. She pretends to be Lisa during Asperchu's date so that she can steal the Asperchu medallion while Lisa films the date for blackmail. When her wig falls of, Asperchu is to dense to realize she's a phony and instead thinks there's two Lisas when the real Lisa shows up. Heaven has a thinner, bustier sister named Hortense who was killed by [[Bob Chandler]] for getting close to Chris-Chan.

;[[Mitch Sonichu|Mitch Chu]]

Sonichu's cousin. He's a [[Homos|gay]] hairstylist, and his catch-phrase is "Razzle-dazzle". When problems arose during Metal Asperchu's attack, Sonichu called in Mitch to watch over Jivin and his dad, who were attacked by the robot. He ended up giving Jivin a new hairdo. Later he helps reform Asperchu clone Noir Chu by having him volunteer at an Albville soup hotel. In issue 3, it is implied that Ian raped Mitch when he was a Sonee. He also has two fathers. In Issue 4, he agrees to join Sonichu on his quest to find his real father. When he attempts to rescue Sonichu from Bionic's clutches, his legs are crushed by the Yellow Devil, pinned to a wall crucifix-style, then shot through the chest before the real Chris can save him.

Mitch also appears as Sonichu's guide through the wonderful world of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]] in ''[[Asperchu#Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]''.

*Mitch Chu is based on [[Mitch Sonichu]], Chris's take on Asperchu's "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" in [[Sonichu 10]]. He was made into a gay stylist as a logical conclusion to said makeover.

;Simonchu

Although [[Simonchu]] stars in his own comic series, he appears in Asperchu as the bisexual lover of Wild Sonichu. Metal Asperchu attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion. He is rendered grief-stricken when Metal Asperchu killed Wild, allowing him to be taken advantage of by Rosechu. In Issue 4, Simonchu agrees to join Sonichu in trying to find his real father.

;Dixie Chu

The girl of Asperchu's dreams. Dixie has been dating Jonas Chu and is disgusted by Asperchu, but that fact hasn't kept Asperchu from pursuing her. Asperchu has dedicated his life to obtaining "Dix" as his sweetheart. She recently returned to testify against Asperchu in his trial

* Dixie Chu is based off a number of Chris's [[gal-pals]], but is probably more centered on [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Kacey]].

;Jonas Chu

Asperchu's rival for the heart of Dixie Chu. Asperchu first met Jonas Chu at the Brass Dragon, where, in preparation for the Guitar Hero championship, they competed for the right to be Dixie Chu's boyfriend. Jonas beat Asperchu, but only by "cheating" by playing on Hard mode, which Asperchu had not yet mastered. Jonas was then kidnapped so that Dino Dash could replace him in the tournament and abduct Dixie.

He escaped over a week later by chewing through his handcuffs. Jonas followed Max and Jivin to Sinestro's castle, where he was reunited with his love.

* May have been based off the events from [[CWC More Than A Feeling]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. His waistcoast and name derive from the [[Wikipedia:Jonas brothers|Jonas brothers]].

;Denubius King

His only appearance is in the Jivin sub-episode. He is a [[niggo|black]] kingpin in pimp attire and carries a pimp cane with an afro on it, called the "Staff of Suffrage". He kidnaps Jivin's father and tries to steal the Pickles family farm to get his hands on the Chaos Pickle they're guarding, but is foiled by Jivin.

;Bullet-Time Montgomery.

First appeared in the Jivin Sub-Episode. He works for Denubius King and is a crack-shot with a revolver. Denubius orders him to kill Jivin, but Jivin knocks him out with "Deus ex BLACKina". He later reappears as a juror at Asperchu's trial.

;[[Rosechu]]
Sonichu's sweetheart. She is seen comforting Simonchu at the funeral for Wild, Punchy and Angelica. Jivin is shown to have sexual fantasies of her. After the funeral, she tells Simonchu that she [[pickle|can satisfy his needs]], which pisses off Magi-Chan. Rosechu later confronts Simonchu and seduces him. It's later revealed that Rosechu cheats on Sonichu all the time; she's also banged Punchy, Naitsirhc, and even Dino Dash. She is later used as a gamble chip to win back Sonichu, but it proves ineffective.

*Rosechu's transgenderism parodies the constant call-out to Chris concerning Rosechu's gender, especially after events in the [[Mailbag]].

;Whispy Sonichu

Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being Oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.

;Larry D. Waltz

Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[niggos|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc. When the disk is later stolen by WesLi Chu, he appoints Lisa to get it back. He nearly gets his head taken off by one of Asperchu's Asper-Ha-Me-Has.
*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].

;Sitting Chu

Sitting Chu is the head of ALBville's only Soup Hotel. He welcomes those who need refuge with open arms, but he isn't beyond kicking people out, as he did with Asperchu.
*Sitting Chu is based off of the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]].

;Jimarcus Chu

A friend of Mitch Chu's. He was a veteran of the Jamaican war, and currently works at the Albville Soup hotel (they only need one) to help CWCville refugees. He's accepting of Noir Chu and helps him adjust, though he, too, is not thrilled by Asperchu's self-centeredness.
*Jimarcus Chu is loosely based on [[Inos]] and his physical appearance is based off of [http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/Little_Jacob Little Jacob]. His name is derived from [[Wikipedia:Jamaica|Jamaica]] and [[Wikipedia:Marcus Garvey|Marcus Garvey]].

;[[Doctor Robotnik]]

It seems that the once-feared nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a [[McDonald's]]. He promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant when he attempts to ''seriously'' pay for a $31 meal with food stamps worth $10. He is then killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic.

;Megan and Ivy

Two of the younger Ian's [[gal-pals]]. When the younger Ian defeats his future self in pathetic combat, he attempts to have [[hanky panky]] only to be tazed by Megan.

* Megan and Ivy are based off of [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Ivy]].

;Principal Blaziken
The overly homosexual principal of Ian's high school. His actions lead Ian to call for help and is killed by Bionic, only for Ian to mistake Asperchu to be the hero.
* Principal Blaziken is based off [[Sonichu 10]]'s Marvey Blaziken and is reminiscent of the principal from Chris's elementary school.

;[[Sammy]]
A hat-wearing, bespectacled individual resembling Chris. Rambles in [[Cwc-isms|odd phrases]]. Metal Asperchu obliterates him and everything around him after getting the fifth Chaos Pickle. He later returns, alive and well, as a cushion for Asperchu's fall.
* While he is obviously modeled after [[Sammy]] from ''Sonichu'' (who was in turn a ripoff of [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]), he's also taken on some traits from ''Homestar Runner'' character Homsar, who wore a yellow bowler hat and spouted "word salads" and non-sequiturs (which turned out to simply be his native language), such as "All aboard the Gravy Train!"

;Bubastis Chu
Asperchu clone number 18. Originally just another extra for Sinestro's Forte Grosse, Bubastis Chu rose in popularity when she featured in Isabel Monday's Capering Berries in a spinoff comic. All of her comics are jokes based on the comic/film ''Watchmen'', and she generally annoys her two fathers Sinestro and Larry. Bubastis Chu and Cthulhu Chu are later released by Metal Asperchu in the Asperchu comics.

;[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]
Has a brief cameo appearance during Ian's daydreams. According to her Asperpedia article, Ian, believing himself to be Chris, thought Crystal Weston Chandler was his sister. And being the massive [[Chris and ego|narcissist]] that he is, believed that his ideal partner was [[Chris and sex#Incest|his closest genetic match]]. Failing to seduce his faux-sister, he instead named his dream daughter after her. Believing Asperia was really Crystal, Ian became jealous of Asperchu. Like Asperia, she wears a [[Pedofork|thong]].
* Crystal is obviously based on his imaginary daughter, but in a humorous twist, looks like Chris's comic drawing of his sister. Thus, the circle of incest is complete.

;Mayorshack Tito
The new democratically-elected mayor of [[CWCville]] after the dethronement of Ian Brandon Anderson. Tito has been tremendously successful in restoring the city to its former glory, bringing life back to the desolate wasteland. Asperchu, for some reason, thinks he's [[niggo|black]].
* Mayorshack Tito is based on the troll [[Surfshack Tito]], who gets his name from Tito Makani Jr. of ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''. Mayorshack Tito's appearance is also based on Tito Makani Jr.

;Noir Chu and Aspercream
[[File:Noir.jpg|thumb|Noir is fed up with this shit.]]
Noir Chu was Sinestro's newest attempt to clone Asperchu by adding a black man named DeShaunn into the mix. However, DeShaunn's girlfriend jumped into the mixture with him and was turned into the rabbit Aspercream. Noir Chu would confront Asperchu and, confused by his memories, would be lead to the Albville Soup Hotel, where he would find his calling there. After being banished by Sinestro for losing Noir Chu, Aspercream ran off to Albville where she was reunited with Noir. When Sonichu ran off to find Ian, Noir Chu takes Asperchu to find and stop them, with Aspercream pleading not to get hurt, SOMEHOW knowing that it was Asperchu who got Magi-Chan killed. Both Noir Chu and Aspercream are wounded in Metal Asperchu's rampage, but survive.
* Noir Chu is based on [[Blake]]. Aspercream resembles [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]].

;Princess [[Julie]]

One of the members of the [[Molvanîa]]n Royal Family. She and the others have strong ties with the Rebels of CWCVille.

* Princess Julie is based off of the infamous troll of the same name. Her design, however, is based off of [[Wikipedia: Bobby Hill|Bobby Hill]] of ''King of the Hill''.

;[[Crackder]]

One of Ian's attempts at making sentient war machines. However, it is slow-in-the-mind, rambles off random-access humor and is against war. Asperchu hates him because he's a slow-in-the-mind.

* Crackder is based off of the Decepticon Chris created of the same name.

;[[Yawning Squirtle]]

We don't know how the hell he got off the [[Moon]], but he's off of it and still smoking it up. It was revealed that he was Mayorshack Tito's opponent in the CWCville elections, and currently works as an attorney. His hated rival is Lewis Croagunk, who opposed him in Asperchu's trial.

;[[Mimms]] and Lucas

Two patrons of the Brass Dragon. Mimms sports a wicked green 'fro.

* Both Mimms and Lucas are based off of the CWC informants who frequented the GAMe PLACe. Lucas's design resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Lucas (Mother)|the character of the same name from the ''Mother'' series]].

;[[Rocky]]

A mysterious squirrel with green antenna. He calls Asperchu "dum-dum" and tries to steer him in the opposite direction to make him blameless. In actuality, Rocky is MIPS 09, attempting to steer Asperchu into fulfilling the Anchuent Prophecy.
* While Rocky's design and speech resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Rocky the Flying Squirrel|Rocky the Flying Squirrel]] of the ''Rocky and Bullwinkle'' cartoons and [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of ''The Flintstones'', the creature is also a parody of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], Chris's pastoral counselor (although the real Rocky is not as indulgent as the ''Asperchu'' Rocky).

;[[Jimmy Hill]]

Ruler of Molvanîa and Princess Julie's father. Enjoys playing Pokémon trading-card games. When he finds out of Julie's capture, he opts to move out to save her.

* Jimmy Hill resembles the old man used in the earlier Chris trolling schemes, but his mannerisms match more of Hank Hill of ''King of the Hill''.

;Lewis Croagunk

The prosecutor for Asperchu's trial. It is revealed that he is old rivals with Yawning Squirtle and he seems to be a very competent lawyer. Oddly, for a Croagunk, he has a human's head.

* Lewis Croagunk may be a parody of Chris's various court-based characters from ''Sonichu 10''.
* {{w|Croagunk}} are a variety of [[Pokémon]].

;Prison inmates

A gathering of the biggest, baddest villains and other faces from various TV shows, including Skullmaster of ''Mighty Max'', Krang from the 1980s ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' cartoons, Tohru, Finn, and Ratso from ''Jackie Chan Adventures'', and an assortment of Pokémon (most notably a rapist Poliwrath).

;Warden Clawdorf

Warden of the prison Asperchu is locked up in. He's a real [[niggos|black]] [[duck|dick]].

*[[Clawdorf]] is [[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s archnemesis in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] who appears only in a silhouette, which inadvertently resembles a penis with arms. ''Asperchu'' Clawdorf parodies this.

;Gumby

One of children's lovable creations was an inmate in the jail after accidentally killing a child inside a book. He had converted to Christianity and attempted to do so with Asperchu, but only got him to create his own Bible with him as the Son of God. He is wiped from existence after Asperchu leaves him inside his book.
* {{w|Gumby}} was a [[REAL Protest against the FAKE|C-L-A-Y]] character created by Art Clokey.
;Asperchoso

Asperchu's avatar in his "Second Greatest Story Ever Told". The paragon of manliness and a Son of God, he prevents others from getting girlfriends by blowing their kneecaps out.

* Asperchoso's name is derived from the Rabbichosos from [[Vivian Gee]]'s "[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]" story. His actions are similar to Chris's in [[Sonichu Special 4]], when he blows Liquid Chris's kneecaps off.

;Poliwrath

A hardened criminal who tried to [[rape|make Asperchu his bitch]] upon his arrival. However, after Asperchu and Gumby escaped into Asperchu's book, he quickly became a convert to Asperchu's "religion".
* {{w|Poliwrath}} are a variety of [[Pokémon]].

===4-Cent_Garbage Center residents===

;[[Naitsirhc]]

Naitsirhc has a brief cameo in the 4-Cent_Garbage Center that Argentum recreates. He is seen alongside [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. He attempts to get Sonichu to calm down, but ends up getting his neck snapped by the hedgehog.

*Unbelievably, Naitsirhc in Asperchu looks ''[[Homos|even gayer]]'', as he sports earrings and crotchless chaps.

;[[Mary Lee Walsh]]

Another one of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. When Sonichu tears apart the building, she and Count Graduon go and unleash Joshua Martinez.

*Mary's design in Asperchu borrows largely from ''[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|Final Fantasy VIII]]'' villain Ultimecia.

;[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
Owner of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. His appearance is identical to that in Sonichu. When he confronts ''Sonichu'', he is killed in the same manner Rosechu attacked him.

;[[Clyde Cash]]
Clyde makes a very brief cameo in Ian's dream in Issue 4, where he's demonstrating his dominance over said troll. It is likely this scene was inspired by [[:Image:325504_-_Chris-chan_clyde_cash.jpg|this piece of fanart.]] According to Asperpedia's article on Clyde, he, [[Brian Bash]] and Dino Dash were all part of an elite government task force at one point in the past. Clyde Cash makes another appearance, this time in the 4-Cent Garbage tower. When Plautistic captures Sonichu, Clyde and Jack go to finish Sonichu. Clyde is shown wearing Spider-Man's pants and boots and is able to shoot webbing from his hands.

*Clyde's design is based off of the picture Chris found of Clyde (actually a photo of Joe Hotti). His having Spider-Man powers is based off of [[No More Jokes|the set of videos trying to troll Clyde]].

;[[Jack Thaddeus]]
Seen in the 4-Cent Garbage Tower alongside Clyde Cash. His appearance is similar to that in Sonichu. He uses the Goblin Glider and Pumpkin Bombs of [[Wikipedia:Norman Osborn|the Green Goblin]].

;[[Count Graduon]]
One of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent Garbage Tower. His appearance resembles a [[duck|penis]]. When Sonichu tears apart the building, he and Mary Lee Walsh free Joshua Martinez. When the creature is destroyed, Joshua tosses him aside.

;Chief Boyd
One of the heads of the COProtectors. Is brutally murdered by Sonichu.
*Based on the [[Jerkhief]] from ''Sonichu''; "COProtectors" is an inversion of "[[jerkop]]".

;[[Bagget]]
Head of security at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. A no-nonsense type of guy, Bagget tries to get Asperchu to reveal where Sonichu is before the hedgehog confronts the two of them. Sadly, Bagget falls to Sonichu.

;[[Wall of Originals|Plautistic]]
A mysterious creature held by those within the 4-Cent Garbage Building bonded with Joshua Martinez When Sonichu goes on a rampage, Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon release it. The creature resembles the mythical creature Hydra. Its leaves can be smoked as a type of [[Tobacky|drug]].

;[[Joshua Martinez]]
A Mexican who was once bonded with Plautistic. In the heat of battle, Sonichu tears him from Plautistic, then tears his head off.

;[[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wesli Chu]]
A hedgehog working within the 4-Cent Garbage Building. ACTUALLY knows magic, including his own Anchuent power, Wes-Li-Ha-Me-Ha. He's such a manly man, he can even make full-on [[Megagi|bull dykes]] crave his [[duck]]. After escaping the destruction of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, the MIPS made him give a data CD to Metal Asperchu. Shortly after, his memory was wiped. It has been revealed that he holds the Chaos Pickle of Chastity.

;[[Giovanni]]
The feared leader of [[Team Rocket]] and gym leader of Viridian City has another job: manager at Wendy's. He was seen in 1999, firing Ian Brandon Anderson after he fell asleep on the job, then promised that he'd never work in the city again. Years later, he takes up residence at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. When his son is killed by Sonichu's hand, he confronts Sonichu, using a small army of Pokémon to stop him. Sonichu uses said Pokémon to kill Giovanni, mostly by impaling him with them.

;[[CADD Chef]]

Killed in the destruction of 4-cent.

;[[Michael Snyder]]
A Jewish magician working for the MIPS. He also runs [[The GAMe PLACe|The Brass Dragon]] and is frustrated by Sonichu's attempts to trade a rare Black Lotus card with a ''Pokémon Ruby'' cartridge. He was responsible for helping Jack and Clyde escape.

;MIPS

Self-aware supercomputers that help run 4-Cent. Michael Snyder reports directly to them and contacts them by pickle-phone. He asks them to help evacuate the building, but they claim they're using up all their resources to [[100 2178|control the realtors]]. They are capable of meeting anywhere, including in space. They are keenly interested in fulfilling the [[Anchuent Prophecy]].
*MIPS are a personification of Chris's paranoid belief in a [[100 2178|conspiracy by the Greene County school board]] to keep his family in Ruckersville so he can stay in his "autistic shell". MIPS is speculated to stand for "[[The Man in the Pickle Suit|Men In Pickle Suits]]".

;[[ScotPalazzo]]

Killed in the destruction of 4cent.

;[[Megagi]] Chu
A purple lesbian skunk who broke Sonichu's heart in the past and has orgies with Saramah Chu, Jiggliami and even Wes-Li. Is killed with Saramah Chu's torn off arms, taunting him to then end.

;[[Sarah Hammer|Saramah Chu]]
A yellow Rosechu who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. Her arms are ripped off, the trauma killing her. However, after the destruction of Metal Asperchu, her Chaos Pickle, Temperance, returned to her and revived and restored her.

;[[Jiggliami]]
A pink Jigglypuff humanoid who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. She is killed when Sonichu punches through her head.

===Chaos Pickles===

The Chaos Pickles are seven magical items of great power. According to Chris, the pickles are within seven special people and, should they be removed, they enable its user to be revived and restored once they are freed again.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Image
!Color
! Trait
! Location
!Avatar
|-
|[[File:Pickle-violet.jpg|50px]]
|Purple
|Kindness
|Owned by the Pickles family; stolen by Metal Asperchu
|Lovely Weather
|-
|[[File:Pickle-blue.jpg|50px]]
|Blue
|Temperance
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu
|Saramah Chu
|-
|[[File:Pickle-green.jpg|50px]]
|Green
|Patience
|Owned by Flame the Sunbird; stolen by Metal Asperchu
|Christian Weston Chandler
|-
|[[File:Pickle-pink.jpg|50px]]
|Pink
|Charity
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu in return for murdering Robotnik
|Megan
|-
|[[File:Pickle-orange.jpg|50px]]
|Orange
|Chastity
|Owned by Sammy; stolen by Metal Asperchu
|Wesli Chu
|-
| –
|Yellow
|Diligence
|Inside Asperchu
|Asperchu
|-
| –
|Red
|Humility
| -
|Ian Brandon Anderson
|}

*The Chaos Pickles parody the [[Sonichu Balls]]. They are each named for one of the [[Wikipedia:Seven virtues#Seven heavenly virtues|seven heavenly virtues]].

==Locations==

===Alzheichu's Home===
This is where Asperchu lives. A junky, decrepit home, Alzheichu makes Asperchu do menial, back-breaking chores. Asperchu's room is a particular mess, covered with various toys and anime posters. It also has an [[Hex Bawx|XBox 360]], which Asperchu constantly plays, especially after his encounter with Dixie Chu. The house's frame is under constant [[stress]], since Grandma Snorlax is always up against it.
* A parody of [[Tour of Chris's house|Chris's house]].

===The Brass Dragon===
A gaming store which Asperchu frequents. This is where Asperchu encounters Dixie Chu and Jonas Chu and attempts to win Dixie's heart. Michael Snyder runs the shop. Asperchu is now officially banned from the store for trying to steal a rare card.
* This is a parody of [[The GAMe PLACe]].

===Pickles Ranch===
Home of Jivin and Dick Pickles, who owned a Chaos Pickle before Metal Asperchu broke in and stole it. Oddly, it has a collection of skeletons.
*Resembles the Skywalker farm from [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|''Star Wars'']].

===[[CWCville]]===
Before and after Ian Brandon Anderson's reign as mayor, CWCville was a peaceful, beautiful city with flowering fields and a happy populace. Under Ian, however, it turned into a dictatorship that wiped out 70% of the population, all of whom were found distasteful by the mayor. Women are forced into [[dating education|brothels]] as early as Junior High School, and all remaining occupations are in the mayor's mall. The environment was destroyed by his dark energy and the pollution of state Orange Soda factories. An army of Sonichu Nazis carry out the mayor's will and are as intolerant and depraved as he is. Fortunately, thanks to the reconstruction effort, most of the damage has been reversed. Democracy has also been returned thanks to [[Liquid|Chris's]] efforts, and [[Surfshack Tito|Mayorshack Tito]] won the first CWCville election in years.

===Albville===
Neighboring town to CWCville and Asperchu's hometown. Unlike CWCville, it is under a democratic system and accepts people of all races, orientations and creeds. In fact, they receive many CWCville refugees, who are well taken care of in the Albville soup hotel (they only need one). It allied with [[Evan|ECGville]] during a brief war with old [[CWCville|RFCville]] and has since maintained good relations with the town. Founded by Alec Benson Leary, who has since disappeared in [[Sonichu 10|mysterious circumstances]].

===Bionic's fortress===
[[Bionic]]'s base of operations, which was abandoned when [[Liquid|Chris]] came to Sonichu's rescue.
*Based on [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily's]] fortress, as well as Chris's dream of a [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED factory]] where [[Tobacky|smokers]] were murdered.

===[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent_Garbage Center]]===
The remnants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, which was destroyed by Ian, are still being cleaned up by CWCville's citizens. Originally the economic center of the city, it also contained many of Ian's [[trolls|"Undesirables"]] and he [[Twin Falling Towers|flew his mouse-pointer plane into the building]] to destroy it. Many lives were lost, and to this day is considered "Ian's most terrible legacy". Argentum brings Sonichu and Asperchu to the restored Center, where Sonichu climbs the building to confront his father. It is revealed that Ian's airplane did jack shit and it was Sonichu's Roaring Rampage of Revenge that caused the destruction in the first place. Ian was probably blamed for it because he was the only one still alive to take the blame. It is also revealed that it was destroyed during the Chaotic Funeral.
*The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is a combination of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu_10#Rage_Against_the_Garbage_2:_Electric_Boogaloo|Rage Against the Garbage 2]] and an infamous Chris video mocking [[Clyde]] by comparing him to [[Twin Falling Towers|the destruction of the World Trade Center]].

===Molvanîa===

An oddball East European country. Home of the MIPS and the survivors of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center survivors.
*[[Molvanîa]] was the home of [[Julie]] and [[Max]], named after a fictional East European country created by Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch.

==Issues==
Thus far, sixteen issues (and one Sub-Episode) of ''Asperchu'' have been released. The confusing issue numbering (0–0A–0B–C–1–2–3–3D–4–5–5E–6–7–8–F–Ten) is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which began its issue numbering with [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and then complicated the matter with numbered "Episodes" and "Sub-Episodes" (so [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] is the fourth issue, and contains Episodes 10 and 11 and Sub-Episode 4).
===List of issues===

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! style="background:silver;" | Cover
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot summary
! style="background:silver;" | Release
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| [[File:a0.jpg|150px]]
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|Issue #0
|''ASPERCHU'S First Date... and his first villain!''
| Asperchu goes on a date with Lisa, and is tricked into having his medallion stolen. ''First appearance of Asperchu, Max, Jivin Pickles, Lisa, Heaven.''
| ''Begun'' 4 Dec [[2009]] ''Complete'' 12 Dec [[2009]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 0A Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Issue 0A
| ''The challenge of TRUE Piety''
| Asperchu makes a video attacking the trolls, provoking the ire of Christian couple Kendra and John. Grandpa Alzheichu refuses to let Jivin enter his house. John confronts Asperchu over his unChristian attitudes; Asperchu retaliates by forging a new medallion. Lisa tells John that she stole the original medallion. ''First appearance of Grandpa Alzheichu, Sitting Chu, Jormungand.'' ''Only appearance of Calvin, Kendra, John, Micah, Benny Chu, W.E.B. Dubois, various Normandale students.''
| ''Begun'' 12 Dec [[2009]] ''Complete'' 18 Dec [[2009]]
|-
| [[File:JIVIN_Issue_0_Page_1.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="black" height="10px"|
| Jivin Sub-Episode
| ''Jivin's first solo adventure!''
| Jivin's father is captured by Denubius King, but Jivin rescues him. It turns out that the Pickles family owns one of the fabled Chaos Pickles. ''First appearance of Dick Pickles, Bullet-Time Montgomery.'' ''Only appearance of Denubius King.''
| ''Begun'' 19 Dec [[2009]] ''Complete'' 23 Dec [[2009]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 0B Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue 0B
| ''Swords and Axes... the Duel of Ages!''
| Jonas Chu defeats Asperchu in a ''Guitar Hero'' tournament, then is kidnapped by Dino Dash. Jivin fails to seduce Dixie. Asperchu makes a weak attempt at impersonating Jonas on YouTube, then fails to prevent Dixie's abduction. ''First appearance of Grandma Snorlax, Sonichu, Dixie Chu, Dino Dash, Sinestro, Jonas Chu.''
| ''Begun'' 20 Dec [[2009]] ''Complete'' 30 Dec [[2009]]
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| [[File:Issue C Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue C
| ''Things are coming to a head!''
| Asperchu is kidnapped by Sinestro, who has created many Asperchu clones. ''First appearance of Christian Weston Chandler, Ian Brandon Anderson, Metal Asperchu.'' ''Only appearance of Autischu, Down Chu, XXY Chu.''
| ''Begun'' 31 Dec [[2009]] ''Complete'' 9 Jan [[2010]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 1 Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Issue #1
| ''The big leagues.''
| Metal seizes Simonchu's drill medallion. Sonichu introduces Asperchu to the Chaotic Combo, and Magi-Chan enters a trance in order to track down Metal - but Asperchu makes him find Dixie instead. Wild tells of the oppression wreaked by Mayor Anderson. Metal takes the first Chaos Pickle from the Pickles family. Sinestro creates Noir Chu and (accidentally) Aspercream. The Combo fight Metal Asperchu, who kills three of them and then finds the second Pickle in a mysterious skull-shaped factory. ''First appearance of Simonchu, Bubbles, Larry D. Waltz, Magi-Chan, Noir Chu, Aspercream, Mitch Chu.'' ''Only appearance and death of Punchy, Angelica, and Wild.''
| ''Begun'' 10 Jan [[2010]] ''Complete'' 21 Jan [[2010]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 2 Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue #2
| ''The quest for the Chaos Pickles continues.''
| The funeral of Punchy, Angelica and Wild takes place. Metal Asperchu forces the second Chaos Pickle from Bionic, who tells him the owner of the third Pickle: Flame the Sunbird. Rosechu and Simonchu hook up at the funeral (despite Magi-Chan's love for Simonchu), while a confused Noir Chu confronts his clone-brother Asperchu. Mitch Chu brings Noir and Asperchu to Sitting Chu's Soup Hotel in ALBville, where Noir gives up his gun and they meet the Basement Rosechus. Asperchu is kicked out for eating the homeless's food, and attempts to buy a McDonald's meal with food stamps. Metal kills Robotnik in return for Bionic giving him the fourth Chaos Pickle. Silvana murders Bubbles and hacks into Magi-Chan's computer. Bionic then asks that Metal Asperchu bring him Christian Weston Chandler - alive. ''First appearance of Rosechu, Bionic, Silvana.'' ''Only appearance of Whispy, Thomas Jefferson, Flame the Sunbird, Jimarcus Chu, Officer Louis Perez, Moe Chu, Brit-Tay Rosechu, Mary Rosechu, Rosee.'' ''Only appearance and death of Ivo Robotnik.'' ''Death of Bubbles.''
| ''Begun'' 22 Jan [[2010]] ''Complete'' 7 Feb [[2010]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 3 Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue #3
|'' Taking the battle to the enemy.''
| Sinestro and Waltz unsuccessfully interrogate Aspercream to find out Noir Chu's location. Sonichu 'n' pals try to liberate CWCville. Magi-Chan is murdered by Silvana, who brings Asperchu to Ian Brandon Anderson. Sonichu, Mitch and Simonchu confront IBA, but then Metal breaks in and cuts off Sonichu's hand. Ian enters his Son-Chu suit and fights back. He cripples Metal Asperchu, but is then is set on fire by Metal and thrown from his tower. Metal then activates his four Chaos Pickles and takes on a new form. ''Only appearance of IBA's legion of Sonichus.'' ''Last appearance of Silvana.'' ''Death of Magi-Chan.''
| ''Begun'' 8 Feb [[2010]] ''Complete'' 23 Feb [[2010]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 3D Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue #3D
| ''Travel through the third dimension... Time!''
| Asperchu, Max and Jivin have been sent back to 1999. 1999-Ian takes them to Manchester High School, and beats up the modern IBA. Bionic then appears and talks to the trio. 1999-Ian molests Ivy, is tasered by Megan and then meets Blaziken, who tries to molest him. Bionic kills Blaziken, but Asperchu claims credit. A distraught Bionic attempts suicide, but Jivin saves him. 1999-Ian mixes Asperchu's comeuppance with his own to create Sonichu. The two Ians then fight, their Curse-ye-ha-me-has crossing to knock our heroes back to their own time. In 2000, Ian gives birth to Sonichu, while in the modern day, Metal Asperchu confronts Asperchu and Ian. ''First appearance of Bill the Scientist, Megan.'' ''Only appearance of Ian's boss, Ivy, Satan.'' ''Only appearance and death of Principal Blaziken.''
| ''Begun'' 25 Feb [[2010]] ''Complete'' 14 Mar [[2010]]
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| [[File:Issue 4 Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Issue #4
| ''Metal and glass...''
| Asperchu reveals to Sonichu than Ian is his true father. Metal Asperchu takes the fifth Chaos Pickle from Sammy. Asperchu craps out Asperia. Metal demands that Sinestro tell him what the "fourth directive" is. Sonichu, Simonchu and Mitch break into Ian's cell in order to find Sonichu's true origin. Simonchu is captured by Bionic. Asperia eats Grandma Snorlax's foot. Max defeats the Yellow Devil, then Christian Weston Chandler arrives. Bionic shoots Mitch and flees. ''First appearance of Yellow Devil, Cthulhu Chu, Sammy.'' ''Only appearance of Bubastis Chu.'' ''Death of Mitch Chu.''
| ''Begun'' 15 Mar [[2010]] ''Complete'' 26 Mar [[2010]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 5 Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue #5
| ''The end of one, beginning of another.''
| Ian Brandon Anderson realizes that Asperchu was the part-creator of Sonichu. Mayorshack Tito is the new Mayor of CWCville - CWC shows Asperchu the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, and tells Sonichu that Ian is his real father. In a rage, Sonichu hunts down his father, shooting Ian in both knees. The Yellow Devil captures Sonichu, Noir Chu and Asperchu, and brings them to Bionic. Metal Asperchu realizes that the "fourth directive" will work on an immature Asperchu clone. Bionic goads Sonichu into killing IBA, and he accidentally shoots Asperia. Metal creates Argentum, who rebuilds the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Sonichu climbs the 4-Cent_Garbage Center in order to gain revenge on his father. ''First appearance of Argentum, Slaweel the Witch, Naitsirhc, Jack Thaddeus, Mayorshack Tito, Jason Kendrick Howell.'' ''Death of Cthulhu Chu, Ian Brandon Anderson, Asperia.''
| ''Begun'' 27 Mar [[2010]] ''Complete'' 1 Apr [[2010]]
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| [[File:Issue 5E Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue #5E
| ''A bloody fight.''
| Sonichu fights his way up the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, killing Naitsirhc, Jerkops, Jason Kendrick Howell and Bagget, before being attacked by Plautistic, Jack Thaddeus, Clyde Cash and Joshua Martinez. Sonichu then aims to kill Asperchu, only to be interrupted by Wes-Li Chu, who shows him some "magic". Giovanni then battles Sonichu with his elite Pokémon, who Sonichu defeats. He then reaches "WesLi Chu's Luv Shack", where Megagi Chu, Saramah and Jiggliami mock him and are murdered by him. Sonichu fights Wes-Li again, but is teleported to the top of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, where he fights Slaweel, who transforms into an Ultimecia-style dragon. Asperchu accidentally kills her by throwing his Xbox Portable into her mouth. The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is destroyed, and Sonichu realizes that Asperchu is also his father. ''First appearance of Michael Snyder, MIPS, Saramah Chu, Wesli Chu, Blazebob Sonichu.'' ''Only appearance of Giovanni, Plautistic, Count Graduon, CADD Chef, Shuckle, Metapod, Castform, Delibird.'' ''Only appearance and death of Jerkops, Bagget, Joshua Martinez, Megagi Chu, Jiggliami.'' ''Death of Naitsirhc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Slaweel the Witch.''
| ''Begun'' 2 Apr [[2010]] ''Complete'' 21 Apr [[2010]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 6 Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue #6
|''Darkness fears not the Heart.''
| Wesli Chu is imprisoned in Molvanîa by the MIPS. CWC sends Asperchu and Jivin to Molvanîa to find him. Yawning Squirtle is recovered from the wreckage of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Wesli steals a mysterious disk from the Dean and gives it to Metal Asperchu, who tells him to kill Argentum. Asperchu 'n' pals go to the Brass Dragon, owned by Michael Snyder. Metal Asperchu scans several people, and then fights our heroes at the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Grandpa Alzheichu dies in defeating Metal. ''First appearance of Princess Julie, Yawning Squirtle.'' ''Only appearance of Crackder, Punislav Royal Guard, GameStop boss.'' ''Death of Noir Chu, Grandpa Alzheichu.''
| ''Begun'' 22 Apr [[2010]] ''Complete'' 19 May [[2010]]
|-
| [[File:Issue 7 Cover.jpg|150px]]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
|Issue 7
| ''Excuses, excuses, excuses...''
| The MIPS plan to set up Asperchu to fulfill the Prophecy. Asperchu meets Heaven in a bar, drinks a beer and decides to take a photograph of Snyder for his dartboard. He attempts vehicular homicide of Snyder, Perez and Grant, and is arrested for causing minor injuries to Michael Snyder. Meanwhile, Bionic tries to cure Sonichu of his possession by Ian, and they seek out Sinestro's help. A squirrel named Rocky tells him that nothing is his fault and that his Asperger's excuses everything. CWC bails him out, but Asperchu demands an apology for being left to wait THREE HOURS at the police station. Asperchu is thrown from their tower, landing on Sammy, and the liberators of CWCville go back to searching for survivors from the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. They recover Saramah Chu, who is somehow still alive. Christian Weston Chandler says that the seven Chaos Pickles are "artifacts of supreme power and energy", and that they have attached themselves to seven "avatars" in order to remain stable in this universe. It is revealed that Asperchu, CWC, Wesli Chu, Saramah Chu and Sonichu are five of the avatars, and two are unknown. Also, Rocky is revealed to the reader to be one of the MIPS. Chris decides to lead a unit to retrieve Sonichu's Pickle. Heaven and Lisa kidnap Asperchu and bring him to Dean Waltz in a bid to retrieve the information that Metal Asperchu gave to the MIPS. Sonichu feels ecstatic after his Pickle is activated. When Chris, Rosechu and Julie come to speak to him, he has them imprisoned; Sonichu seems to have become insane. Meanwhile, Asperchu attacks the Dean with his Asperhameha, and is arrested again. Max and Jivin visit him. Jimmy Hill, King of Molvanîa, is enraged by his daughter Julie's capture, and plans to rescue her. ''First appearance of "Rocky".'' ''Only appearance of GAMe PLACe kids, Gerald Grant.''
| ''Begun'' 20 May [[2010]] ''Complete'' 6 Jun [[2010]]
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|Issue #8
|''Trial by fire!''
| Asperchu unwisely hires Yawning Squirtle to defend him. The jury consists of Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu, Chloe Rosechu and the clerk from Issue 0, while Lewis Croagunk prosecutes. Squirtle makes the feeble counter-defense that Snyder was planning to break into Asperchu's house, pour Wite-Out on his playing cards and wipe his hard drive, but has nothing to back this allegation up with. Sonichu appears as witness, and says that Asperchu is innocent. "Rocky" convinces Asperchu to dismiss his lawyer and represent himself. Sonichu and Asperchu begin a pointless argument as to who is "true and honest", and Sonichu freaks out and flees the courtroom. Jimmy Hill breaks into the courtroom and retrieves his daughter Julie. Asperchu receives life imprisonment. Sonichu appears to have absorbed too much of Ian's personality, and is thrown from Fort Grosse by Argentum. ''Only appearance of Lewis Croagunk, Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Chloe Rosechu.'' ''Last appearance of Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu.''
| ''Begun'' 7 Jun [[2010]] ''Complete'' 20 Jun [[2010]]
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|Issue #F
| '' Three guesses what the F stands for...''
| Argentum has sent Chris, Sonichu, Sinestro and Bionic to bizarre worlds.
*Chris sees a perfect Sonichu facing CWC-Botnik, whom he easily kills. Chris realizes that this is not the real Sonichu, as he has no idea who Benny Chu (from ''Asperchu'' #0A) was.
*A now-mobile Bionic finds himself the beloved son of a "Rollin' and Trollin'"-style Ian Brandon Anderson. Chris releases him from the fantasy world.
* Sinestro is met by Naitsirhc, who brings him to Slaweel. Sinestro realizes that all this is false. Mary offers him the sixth and seventh Chaos Pickle, but Sinestro realizes that it's an illusion. He punches a hole in reality and goes to meet CWC. The avatars of the final two Pickles emerge: Megan and Lovely Weather. Argentum goes to seek the other avatars.
*The diseased Sonichu struggles through a strange forest to confront the deceased Mitch Chu, who reminds Sonichu of all the evil he did in Ian's name. Sonichu becomes completed possessed by Ian's essence, becoming... Chris-Chan Sonichu.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Asperchu finds prison life difficult - he is attacked by a Skullmaster and almost raped by a Poliwrath, but saved by Gumby, who decides to protect him and teach him to be a Christian. Asperchu rewrites the Bible as ''Asperchoso''. Gumby then introduces Asperchu to Jesus Himself, but Asperchu isn't very interested. Asperchu and Gumby escape the other prisoners by jumping into ''Asperchoso''. Once there, Asperchoso shoots Gumby in the shins, and Asperchu escapes the book. Poliwrath becomes a devotee of Asperchoso, and Asperchu erases Gumby from the Book, killing him.

Chris and Julie arrive to break Asperchu out of prison, in order to protect him and his Chaos Pickle from Argentum.

Meanwhile, Bionic creates a holographic version of the Ian who loves him.
 ''First appearance of Lovely Weather.'' ''Only appearance of CWC-Botnik, Skullmaster, Krang, Blaziken, Poliwrath, Jesus, Asperchoso, various prisoners.'' ''Only appearance and death of Gumby, Warden Clawdorf.''
| ''Begun'' 9 Jul [[2010]] ''Complete'' 11 Aug [[2010]]
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|Issue Ten
|''It's time.''
| Issue Ten has begun with Asperchu describing "LITTLE BIG AUTISM", in which he talks of [[Asperger's syndrome]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''. He awakes on Julie's airship and the coalition aims to defeat Argentum.
 ''First appearance of Groovan.''
| ''Begun'' 13 Feb [[2011]] ''Seemingly Abandoned''
|}

== References ==
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==External links==
*[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ ''Asperchu'' site]
*[http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia](Site down)

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BlueSpike Skype Logs 12

2023-01-25T00:25:30Z

HKDR: /* Summary */ El typo

{{quote|Importantly, I believe [[Julie|you]], and I believe in [[Molvania]].|Christopher C.W.C.}}

'''BlueSpike Skype Logs 12''' details a chat between Chris and Julie on 23 [[February 2009]].

== Summary ==
• Julie convimces Chris about the existence of Molvania. 
• Chris will show Julie's greencard to [[Bob]]. 
• Chris explains what "tugboat" means. 
• Julie sends her pictures to Chris, he says he saw her face before seeing the rest. 
• Chris goes on typing without Julie ever responding. 
• [[White knight|Someone]] tells Chris that Julie is a troll, he doesn't believe them. 
• Julie asks Chris to write a hentai story, Chris agrees. 
• Max tells Chris to join mumble and takes Julie to Clyde. 

==Chat==
 [00:02:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
This came from my friend Anneke, who is related to Edward Van Dierten.
 [00:02:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
 [00:03:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
[[julie]], these are the main points of [[Molvania]], accd. to Edward Van Dierten: 1. Molvania was an unrecognized territory some 50 miles in radius on the eastern edge of Georgia, a nation that was once a part of the former Soviet Union; its capital was Lagodekhi. The territory came into existence during the mid-1980s, and the [[United States]], under suggestion from both NATO, the CIA and then-President Ronald Reagan, established a small embassy there in the hopes of helping the territory become an independent free republic. 
2. The original entry in [[Wikipedia]] on Molvania was written by my other niece and fellow diplomat, Cameron Van Dierten. However, the Georgian government--who took issue with Molvania's existence from the start--decided to rewrite it in a manner that would present the territory as false, even going so far as to commission a faux-travel guide from Australia--of all places--to cement the territory's place in history as, well, a joke. 
3. Earlier this year, possibly due to the disappointment of losing South Ossetia last August, the Georgian government covertly "re-absorbed" Molvania, erasing all traces of the territory's existence.
 [00:04:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Awesome. I'll write that info down after I finish up writing the directions. I'd print all this, but my black ink cart got messed up after multiple refillings.
 [00:04:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah.
 [00:11:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've got the directions all written. I used the back of your letter to write half of the set of directions on, and the cardstock paper your pictures are taped onto for the remaining half.
 [00:11:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll use another piece of paper to hand-write your information from your friend.
 [00:13:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I got my green-card scanned as ID.
 [00:26:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Wow.
 [00:26:21] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:26:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can show this to your parents, and they'll believe me and you can come to Ohio!
 [00:27:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess, but I'm looking right at it, and some of the information is blurred out.
 [00:27:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, my friend (whos scanner i used) told me to blur that out, because it's not a good idea to put that out on the [[internet]].
 [00:28:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand. I'll copy the pic and show it to my family on my [[PSP]].
 [00:29:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
also, for my info, in the info from Anneke, she said the capitol was spelled with an "I" at the end, Lagodekhi, is that the full spelling?
 [00:29:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, that's correct.
 [00:30:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [00:30:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
well, if my father is awake, I'll go let him know about all this, and if not, then I'll tell him later this morning.
 [00:33:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, FYI, while I was writing the directions, I had a Skype window open for [[Sarah May]], and was chatting with her a bit. She fully supports you and me being together, and even vouched for you being Truly Julie. :)
 [00:33:41] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:34:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
also, the video is still uploading, but to let you know, I've gone "Romeo and [[Julie]]t" in my effort, but I feel it works well. :)
 [00:34:36] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:34:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't forget to show the ID to your mother, too.
 [00:35:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will; no worries. ;)
 [00:36:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just reformattted the pic to .jpg and saved it onto my "CWC" memory stick duo (it's a Light Blue 1 GB Memory Stick Duo with a bunch of images from my [[Slideshow]], [[Sonichu]] book, [[comic]] pages, etc.
 [00:37:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's safe for you to take your ID off the internet now.
 [00:37:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have it.
 [00:37:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [00:37:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
brb
 [00:39:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
my mom and dad are asleep now; I'll inform them later.
 [00:40:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
K
 [00:40:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least I have all this on paper, and your ID on my PSP
 [00:40:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
K
 [00:40:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, did you talk to your friend about sending me the files of your pictures from the 15th?
 [00:41:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, I forgot.
 [00:41:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry.
 [00:41:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay.
 [00:41:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
But we can both go and get the files once you're here. :)
 [00:42:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's an idea, but it'll be like March at the earliest when I would be able to drive up there.
 [00:42:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [00:42:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's 50 dollars at most.
 [00:42:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's a 7 hour drive.
 [00:42:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
do you have your friend's e-mail address; I can ask her myself.Christopher C.W.C.I understand that, but I need my tugboat to come in, so I can have the minimum 50 dollars.
 [00:42:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
You are STRESSING ME OUT.
 [00:43:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry.
 [00:43:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh.
 [00:43:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry, I forgot about the tugboat..
 [00:43:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes, the [[monthly tugboat]].
 [00:43:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
would you like to know why I call it a Tugboat?
 [00:43:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sure.
 [00:43:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's a fun story.
 [00:44:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink.
 [00:45:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense.
 [00:45:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heh.
 [00:45:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship.
 [00:46:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking. :)
 [00:47:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I can ask your friend to send me the pictures in an e-mail if I can have her address.
 [00:48:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm looking for them right now, she says.
 [00:48:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
You'll have the pictures soon, don't worry.
 [00:48:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how was your day?
 [00:48:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. is Anneke your friend we've been talking about?
 [00:48:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's been okay.
 [00:49:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how was your day?
 [00:49:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, it's my other friend, Susan.
 [00:49:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
My day was alright.
 [00:49:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh, okay.
 [00:49:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you go to your [[church]]?
 [00:50:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not today, no.
 [00:51:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was a bit too tired.
 [00:51:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ah
 [00:51:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
for my info, it is a methodist church, yes?
 [00:51:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [00:51:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [00:52:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm not sure I told you before, but I was baptized in my church last Mother's Day
 [00:52:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it was a great day for my [[mother]]. :)
 [00:52:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm.
 [00:52:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have copies of the bulliten from that day, if you want one.
 [00:53:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's okay.
 [00:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
My friend found them, she's uploading them to tinypic.
 [00:54:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, after I was baptized, I received a certificate of baptism (later framed it and have it in my room), a wooden cross with grains from where [[Jesus]] was on the cross in a small window, a church ornament, and a few other trinkets.
 [00:54:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [00:55:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Tell Susan I said thank you for taking your pictures and now uploading them.
 [00:56:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
she did a good job taking your pics, and you did excellent in posing for them. ;)
 [00:56:15] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:56:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
What did you think of them, the pictures?
 [00:56:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://i42.tinypic.com/9jioau.jpg
 [00:56:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://i41.tinypic.com/2w34xmx.jpg
 [00:56:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://i43.tinypic.com/fygynq.jpg
 [00:56:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
There they are.
 [00:56:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Positively Gorgeous. :D
 [00:57:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything else you noticed about me? ;)
 [00:59:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You have a pretty smile, I like your hairstyle, I compared your eyes to chocolate-covered strawberries; beautiful, sweet and even better on the inside. You have a cute nose. and, well, you're sexy too. :)
 [01:00:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Something else I've just noticed; in two of them, you were wearing your shirt; in the one you took just for me, is that your bra?
 [01:00:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes. :)
 [01:01:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Wow!
 [01:01:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :D
 [01:04:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have them downloaded and saved now.
 [01:04:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, in the one where you were lying on the floor, were you wearing a skirt?
 [01:05:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [01:05:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Lovely. (L)
 [01:06:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I tell you the truth, I saw your face first in all three pictures before I looked at everything else.
 [01:06:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You won't have to tell me "Eyes Up Here". :D
 [01:07:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
unless we're getting intimate.
 [01:07:27] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:07:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I [[Love]] You Truly, Julie. :-*
 [01:08:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I love you too, Chris.
 [01:08:05] '''BlueSpike:''' :*
 [01:08:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg eat something; I'm a bit hungry.
 [01:08:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL, Julie-Heart.
 [01:08:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I will inform my family of all the information I've hand-written tonight.
 [01:09:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and, maybe, then some. :)
 [01:09:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You take care, and enjoy the video after it's fully uploaded.
 [01:10:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [01:11:43] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [05:58:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart.
 [05:58:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sure you're catching some sleep for yourself for now. but I wanted to ask you something.
 [05:58:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Just to make it clear for me,
 [06:00:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
What is it?
 [06:02:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You grew up in Lagodekhi, which was the capitol of Molvania. I've typed in Lagodekhi, and just as your friend has said earlier, it was at the eastern edge of Georgia.
 [06:02:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Actually, come to think of it, it's more of a verification of my findings.
 [06:02:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Molvania was east of Georgia, yes?
 [06:03:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I mean, when my father was trying to find Molvania on his maps, he found some theories of his own.
 [06:03:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
he confused Moldavia (something like that) for Molvania.
 [06:04:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So, this will be good for his findings.
 [06:04:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
If I'm stressing you, I apologize.
 [06:04:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm only confirming that Georgia and Molvania were neighbors
 [06:05:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *neighboring countries
 [06:06:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess I didn't have to bother you with that inquiry, the thing was when I just found the map in a search on my [[PS3]]'s internet, there was a lack of an outline on one point.
 [06:07:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
my bad.
 [06:08:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm awake, because I've picked up some z's earlier. I was surprised to see you still up; I thought you'd be sleeping for work later.
 [06:09:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [06:10:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
[[Sweetheart]]?
 [06:11:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you fall asleep?
 [06:12:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay. I'm waiting for my father to be getting up in a couple of hours, so I can update him with all the information.
 [06:13:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, I have installed your pics for my PS3 and PSP Wallpapers.
 [06:13:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I ended up using the pic of you on the floor in your skirt on both systems. :)
 [06:14:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll tell you, just seeing you and thinking fondly of you turned me on. I masturbated to your picture and thinking of you during that time while it was displayed on my TV on my PS3 wallpaper.
 [06:15:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But take that as a compliment, because it was another step closer to actually being with you in that sense. it made me release a bit quicker than recently.
 [06:16:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll let you go, and I will TTYL.
 [06:17:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Sleep well, Julie-Heart. :-*
 [06:17:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwal.
 [06:17:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [09:16:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just gave my father the information, and spelled out the name of Lagodekhi to him. He's having trouble finding that in his map books. problems seem to be that he needs a more current atlas; he has books published in the late 60s.
 [09:17:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I plan on going to the Alderman Library this afternoon and check out an Reader's Digest atlas from the 1990s; a map of Molvania should be in there, since it was established in the 80s.
 [09:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My mother is still sleeping; I will show her your ID as soon as she wakes up.
 [09:17:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
The country-search is frustrating me too.
 [09:18:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Importantly, I believe you, and I believe in Molvania.
 [09:19:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I can relate on being made a mockery of to a point of being non-existant. That happened to me among the [[Troll]]-Talk within the past couple of years.
 [09:19:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I will continue to do my best to find Molvania on a map and show it to my father.
 [09:20:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
something else puzzles me, it was said before that it was close to Romania, yet Lagodekhi is on the east line of Georgia, far from Romania.
 [09:20:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I don't want to bother you with too many thinks to thunk.
 [09:20:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [09:20:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I Love You, Julie-Heart. :-*
 [10:48:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, on a positive note, I have your ID on my PSP; that proves you for you, period. :)
 [10:49:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and after I get another black in cart, I will print it out for my paper reference, to go with you letter and pictures.
 [10:49:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in later after I see what I can find at the Alderman.
 [11:27:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Just checking in again.
 [11:28:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have good news, my mother feels better about you now; I showed her your ID, and she has warmed up a bit towards you now.
 [11:30:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
A spot of bad news, though, she is still against me going to Ohio at the moment, but I think she is leading to a point where she will grant me emotional support in the trip, so still good news there.
 [11:31:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I am looking in my congregation for an escort to Ohio, if my mother doesn't want to come with me. Fortunately, [[Rocky]], my Pastoral Counsolor has relatives in Ohio, and she goes there like every few weeks, months or so.
 [11:32:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So, I will be talking to Rocky more about you, our relationship and the trip to Ohio.
 [11:33:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hopefully, I'll be able to make the trip in March, depending on how soon things turn up, aside from the money, which I will have at least 50 or 100 dollars, aside from what I use to pay my family, and my bills.
 [11:34:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I know that I am an adult, and I shouldn't have to go through these restrictions, but at least I am finding safe routes that my mother can agree on.
 [11:35:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, she has expressed her concern about the international diseases that can follow one from another country. But I have assured her that you have confirmed for me that you are free of such diseases.
 [11:36:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've added that you've had a medical check-up to confirm that, before or after you arrived in Ohio. Please feel free to correct me if I was incorrect.
 [11:37:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Final Point: My family is feeling more positive and trusting towards you.
 [11:37:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I need to restart my PC to install a VirusScan update, so I'll restart my Skype and talk to you again later.
 [11:38:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Be happy, Sweetheart. Things are working better for our coming together. :)
 [11:38:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ickvenschwal. :-*
 [11:38:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)
 [11:38:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
(L)(L)(L)(L)
 [13:43:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [13:43:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just got back from buying a new black ink cartridge.
 [13:46:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I've just received a call on my cell; they left a voicemail, then I deleted it. "She" called you a troll, and made a claim that the [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sex video]] I sent you was uploaded onto [[YouTube]], then deleted. My first thought was shock, but then I realized that it might have been your brother up to his tricks again. Please verify that for me later today in a [[PSN]] Chat; I will be waiting for you to log in and send me an invite.
 [13:47:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I was expecting some "Troll Claims" since I've revealed you as my Sweetheart; the same thing happened before with Panda.
 [13:48:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It just makes me shudder to know that people can be soo cruel and jealous, even to LIE and "hand on a Bible" say that they themselves were not trolls, when I know better.
 [13:49:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Even to hear about the detail of the "Video of me having [[sex]] with a [[Kimmi|doll]]" just put me in a state of surprise. and you were the only one who got that file, so the only conclusion is that your brother must be up to his old tricks again.
 [13:51:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Again, I'll wait for you to verify my theory as true on the PSN Chat later today. Also, please talk to your brother, and ask him to stop it. I have been doing big favors for you and him (since he can play your downloaded [[games]] as well); I had trusted him when he said he would not Troll me again.
 [13:52:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I need to rest this stress off. I'll TTYL, Sweetheart.
 [13:52:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I still fully trust you, Julie, and I still Love You with my heart. :-*
 [16:53:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I tried to keep it hidden, but I think he found it. I left my computer on while I worked, and he must've found it.
 [16:53:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I beat him up, though, and he promised he wouldn't do it again.
 [19:44:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hope you don't mind if I go on...
 [19:51:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I've wondered, you think you could maybe write/draw a Hentai story? You could put it on the Luv Shack.
 [21:25:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Zlkavszka, Julie-Heart. :)
 [21:26:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a hentai story. I will give that much thought.
 [21:27:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but it's looking good.
 [21:28:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have a good number of hentai stories to get an idea from, and I can make it relate to a Sonichu/Rosechu story.
 [21:29:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I'm happy to hear that I was right. You didn't have to beat him up, but I'm glad you talked to him for me about that.
 [21:29:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you, Sweetheart. :-*
 [21:33:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, I'm sorry I missed your chat window earlier; I was busy doing some work at the time.
 [21:34:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
drawing
 [21:37:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I also have been preparing myself for the funeral tomorrow. I need to hit the hay earlier tonight, so I will be able to drive my share of the trip when my parents feel unable to.
 [21:40:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello, Chris...
 [21:40:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
there you are. :)
 [21:40:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
This is Max.
 [21:40:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh.
 [21:40:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie's brother?
 [21:40:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I bet you were excited just now..
 [21:41:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Julie chose to take a nap..
 [21:41:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [21:41:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd suggest you join Mumble, you may find it in your best interest.
 [21:42:00] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what's going on?
 [21:42:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may find it in your best interest.
 [21:42:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd hurry, we're not very patient.
 [21:42:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll be there shortly.
 [21:44:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hurry up, Chandler.
 [21:45:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand. I've got to clean up the mess you started.
 [21:45:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, it's more than that.
 [21:45:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheheh, I see you found out what I've done?
 [21:58:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Angered, Chrissy?
 [21:59:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Why can't you see the kind human being that I am?
 [21:59:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Because, the things you do.
 [21:59:26] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have cared for all my women very much.
 [21:59:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
The...awful way you act, in attempts to get a 'Mate'.
 [21:59:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
A 'boyfriend-free girl'.
 [21:59:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
It sickens me that you'd be that way.
 [22:00:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't even know why my sister would want you.
 [22:00:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Look, Julie asked me herself to make that video, and I did as she wished, because I cared and respected her wishes.
 [22:00:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
because she cares about me deeply and she respects me truly. And I care and respect her in the same way truly.
 [22:01:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's too late now, Chris.
 [22:01:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm taking [[Julie]] to [[Clyde]].
 [22:01:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can convince me to do otherwise, come back in Mumble.
 [22:01:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
You have 5 minutes.
 [22:01:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
look, I plan on spending my good money and drive to her in your house.
 [22:01:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd hurry.
 [22:02:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Talk to my leader, Clyde.
 [22:02:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Answer him.
 [22:18:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm driving Julie there now, Chris.
 [22:18:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheheh.
 [22:18:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any last words before I depart?
 [22:18:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Leave her be; do not drive her anywhere.
 [22:18:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's not working, Julie's coming with me to HQ.
 [22:19:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Inform Clyde for me, would you?
 [22:19:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
NO
 [22:19:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Don't go anywhere!
 [22:19:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
As JKH said, 'toodles'.
 [22:20:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, almost forgot.
 [22:20:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell Clyde for me, and maybe I'll let Julie go a little sooner.
 [22:20:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's a deal.
 [22:20:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
tell clyde what you're telling me?
 [22:20:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell Clyde Julie will be at HQ in 10 minutes.
 [22:21:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hurry it up.
 [22:21:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Now, toodles.
 [22:21:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
LEAVE HER ALONE
 [22:21:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will not.
 [22:21:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's not gonna work, Chris.
 [22:21:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anything that may win me over?
 [22:22:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or is that all you'll say, like a broken record?
 [22:22:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what do you want?
 [22:22:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [22:22:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Nothing, I'm taking her to HQ.
 [22:22:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe I'll give her limited internet access.
 [22:22:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe.
 [22:23:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll talk to you after I get back.
 [22:23:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait for me.
 [22:33:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello, Chrissy.
 [22:33:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
My sister is now safely kept in HQ.
 [22:34:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
You there, Chris?
 [22:34:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may want to keep in close contact with me if you wish to see Julie.
 [22:35:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Come on now, Chrissy.
 [22:36:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I expected better from you.
 [22:45:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do however, expect you to hide.
 [22:46:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Like now.
 [22:52:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you truly love my sister, you'll answer.
 [22:58:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hahahahaha.
 [23:10:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
My anger is reaching a point, Chris.
 [23:10:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fail to respond tonight..
 [23:19:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
You think I'm BLOWING SMOKE?
 [23:19:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
This is quite a thing to say, Chris.
 [23:19:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I figured you'd run off to the PS3.
 [23:20:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm here.
 [23:20:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
You DARE take me for a liar.
 [23:20:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm saddened, Chris.
 [23:20:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me..
 [23:20:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
How do you feel?
 [23:20:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
emotionally terrible and crestfallen.
 [23:21:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wonderful.
 [23:21:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
why are you doing this to me?
 [23:21:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I thought you were over this, Max.
 [23:21:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Would you care to speak to me through your mic?
 [23:21:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hello.
 [23:21:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Heheheheh.
 [23:21:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
You don't deserve my voice.
 [23:22:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
You really wanna know?
 [23:22:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't want my sister to be with you.
 [23:22:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
You think games can buy me over?
 [23:22:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
You take me for one easily bribed!@?
 [23:22:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
FOR ME?
 [23:22:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
You hated me as far as I know!
 [23:22:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I barely do!
 [23:23:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
You forgive me for taking my own sister away?
 [23:23:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah.
 [23:23:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
That.
 [23:23:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, why do you love my sister so?
 [23:23:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know why myself.
 [23:23:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I doubt that, Chris.
 [23:23:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, but she lived with me.
 [23:24:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
She had no other place to go.
 [23:24:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I took her in.
 [23:24:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, it is.
 [23:24:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just to see that she came here for THIS, you.
 [23:24:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, and the fact I SAW THAT AWFUL VIDEO.
 [23:24:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
COMPARING MY SISTER TO A DOLL!
 [23:25:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Really.
 [23:25:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [23:25:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I couldn't put it better myself.
 [23:25:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
It can't be unseen.
 [23:26:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know why she said that.
 [23:26:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm her older brother, my family entrusted me to look after my sister!!
 [23:26:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Not inside a fucking doll!
 [23:26:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't, you know.
 [23:26:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do that.
 [23:27:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't talk to her exactly.
 [23:27:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
She's at HQ, remember?
 [23:27:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd rather not.
 [23:27:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't think I should.
 [23:27:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
She needs time.
 [23:27:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Listen..
 [23:27:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
You truly love her?
 [23:27:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then come and get her.
 [23:28:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
You have 5 days to come to my home in Ohio, I believe you have the address. To come here, and I shall show you the way.
 [23:28:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, that's your problem.
 [23:28:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Get a job.
 [23:28:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you don't come within 5 days, dire things will happen.
 [23:28:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
That is how things are done, you need a deadline.
 [23:28:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I do.
 [23:29:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm trying to make sure she gets a suitable man!
 [23:29:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
I want you to prove it!
 [23:29:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rocky, yes.
 [23:29:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
...
 [23:29:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
You're a lazy fuck!
 [23:29:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I demand to see you here in 5 days.
 [23:30:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
What will it be?
 [23:30:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your true sweetheart..
 [23:30:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or your mother's law?
 [23:30:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I had a choice like that once.
 [23:30:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I believe that's correct.
 [23:30:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
No.
 [23:31:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me tell you.
 [23:31:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
You come to my home, you know the address.
 [23:31:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I show you the way to our base.
 [23:31:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
The base..
 [23:31:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Of the [[Miscreants]].
 [23:31:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Run by Clyde Cash.
 [23:31:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
My and Clyde will escort you to Julie.
 [23:32:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
You and her will be free to leave.
 [23:32:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [23:32:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
But be warned, if you try ANYTHING, measures will be taken.
 [23:32:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
If you do things like you're told, yes.
 [23:32:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Fail to comply, and..I don't think I should tell you.
 [23:33:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry for your loss.
 [23:33:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell me..When should we expect you?
 [23:33:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Clyde tends to love to set up the 'party'.
 [23:33:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not setting up anything, I swear on my life.
 [23:33:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
You come here, take my sister, that's it.
 [23:34:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, I see.
 [23:34:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
I meant set up by decorate and shit.
 [23:34:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
He actually likes to make the area look nice.
 [23:34:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I assure you, you can tell him yourself in Mumble.
 [23:34:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then..
 [23:35:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
We will talk after.
 [23:35:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
See you after.
 [23:35:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Say hello.
 [23:36:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ask about Clyde.
 [23:36:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Clyde's not there, now what?
 [23:36:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just ask where we went.
 [23:36:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
You may gather information.
 [23:37:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell them everything.
 [23:38:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell them what I did.
 [23:38:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Please do.
 [23:50:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry about that, I'm actually watching [[Family Guy|family guy]].
 [23:50:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Mine thing is on voice activated.
 [23:50:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
The one where [[Meg]] becomes pretty.
 [23:56:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
T them that I'm a troll, and ask them what they think. They don't seem to care..
 [23:57:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
W...
 [23:57:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
I said TELL THEM I'M A TROLL.
 [23:57:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
NOT THAT I'M NOT.
 [23:57:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
SILLY.
 [23:58:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Tell them what I did.
 [23:58:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [23:59:03] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd prefer if you call it Miscreant HQ.
 [23:59:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Google 'The Miscreants'

{{FanChats}}
[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

Honor roll

2023-01-22T16:51:23Z

HKDR: Now it's as of 2023

{{protip|As of 2023, it is still unknown whether or not Chris really did make the honor roll. [[China]] and [[pickles]] await anyone who can conclusively prove or disprove Chris's honor roll status.}}

{{quote|No solamente con ellos, pero con mis puntos de HONOR ROLL. ¡Bueño! [sic]|[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<ref>Translation: Not lonely with them, but with my points of HONOR ROLL. Good!</ref>}}

{{quote| I AM HONOR ROLL!| [[Liquid Chris]]<ref name=showdown>[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]</ref>}}

{{quote|HONOR ROLL MY ASS|[[Vivian Gee]], [[Audiobooks]]}}

Chris's presence on the '''honor roll''' in [[high school]] is something he often brings up as evidence of his [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligence]]. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's [[Trolls|past behavior]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens|obvious gullibility]], [[Chris and English|poor communication]] and [[Chris and his ego|self]]-[[Chris and reality|delusion]] cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible as it is one of the easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

In actuality, what information about his grades and behavior in classroom demonstrates either that Chris was a student with a mixed track record at best or that he was poorly suited for mainstream public education at worst. [[Borb|His parents]] bugged the school county enough to keep him away from special education courses that may have better suited Chris's issues, and as such, it's likely that Chris benefitted from some kind of curve from some of his teachers.

==Where Chris has claimed honor roll status==
Chris has trumpeted his honor roll status in a number of his documents and videos.

*The earliest reference is in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], which begins a long pattern of Chris using the honor roll line to attract the ladies.
*In [[Sub-Episode 2]], Chris drops the honor-roll line in a post-script to his unsolicited follow-up email to [[Hanna]]. Because the girl who just deliberately [[troll|trolled]] your [[heart level]] down to 15% will flip for you if you're on the honor roll.
*In his [[Miyamoto emails|e-mails]] to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], he apparently thought making the honor roll would impress a world-renowned game designer.
*Likewise, he mentioned the honor roll early in his [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail exchanges with Blanca]].
*The honor roll gets a shout-out in the lyrics to "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]" by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
*Chris's [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|Wikipedia autobiography]] prominently mentioned the honor roll.
*In his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's rant]], Chris cited making the honor roll as one of many ways in which he overcame the obstacles presented by his [[autism]], and how he is apparently better than those with [[Aspergers]].
*In his [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|first public plea for understanding on YouTube]], Chris mentioned the honor roll in passing.
*Chris inserted the honor roll line in his early [[dating profiles]], including [[Match.com]], his [[PSN blogs]] bio (which he used as a dating profile), and his first [[OkCupid]] profile from [[February 2009]].
*In [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]], Chris bragged about his "honor roll points" as one of the many qualities that apparently set him apart from [[Liquid Chris]].
*In response, Liquid Chris picked up the honor-roll catchphrase himself, using it in one of their arguments over the phone.<ref name=showdown/>
*Chris told [[Kacey Call 6|Kacey]] that he received a "star pin" for his "honor roll grades".
*Potential sweetheart [[Sydney Kirsch#Houston, we have liftoff!|Sydney Kirsch]] was informed that Chris was on honor roll as part of his standard biography.
*In the [[Autism Awareness E-mails]], Chris mentioned making the honor roll as one reason why he did not need a caretaker or other supervision.
*As with all his potential sweethearts, Chris let [[Jackie E-mails 9|Jackie]] know that "Grade-Wise From Middle School, I was on Honor Roll ALL THE WAY".
*In [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|reply]] to the comment of a former high school [[gal-pal]] that he had looked to his female friends for protection, Chris countered that he had been self-sufficient to the extent of making honor roll.
*In [[July 2014]], Chris hit back against false rumors about his grades by reminding his [[Facebook]] fans that he made honor roll. "If you want confirmation," he advised, "you may contact the Manchester High office and inquire".
*To defend himself against [[Colin Chat 1|Colin]]'s accusation that he was stupid, Chris stated that he made honor roll in both middle and high school.

==Truthfulness of the claim==
[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The white stole says Chris made the honor roll, but the [[Creepy stare|slack-jawed stare]] says [[Slow-in-the-minds|so much more.]]]]
[[File:Honor Roll I dont think so.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Chris's D+ grade in English Class.]]

In Chris's graduation pictures from both high school and college, he is wearing a stole that generally indicates graduating with honors. This only means so much without additional context, though. As of the 2013-14 school year, being listed on the Honor Roll for a given semester at Manchester High School only requires a 3.0 grade point average,<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_fJESV_/14cd5010b650607b3745a49013852ec4/2012-13_student_handbook.pdf</ref> with no distinction made between harder classes and easier remedial course work (such as the English 12 class where Chris claims [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls]] got an A). The psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|intake survey]] in [[2004]] noted that Chris took regular classes in high school, but he may have only had Chris's word for that. Often, even without remedial course work, it's not hard to get honor roll. Assuming 3.0 was a B or B-, getting enough help from his parents with homework might have made up for a C average on tests. In the first semester of 2013–14, 789 students at Manchester made either the Honor Roll or the more prestigious Distinguished Honor Roll,<ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGXZ_/a4271ab7097cdab83745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Regular_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref><ref>http://www.manchesterhs.mychesterfieldschools.com/files/_xaGYj_/1bb1298af5762f333745a49013852ec4/2013-2014_S1_Distinguished_Honor_Roll1.pdf</ref> about 40% of the total enrollment of about 1,800–2,000.<ref>https://p1pe.doe.virginia.gov/reportcard/report.do?division=21&schoolName=1531</ref> This may explain why Chris was [[Count Graduon|so upset]] at being awarded [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|''only'' a star pin for his grades]].

On the other hand, it is not completely out of the question to consider that Chris may have been able to get decent grades in school, even in harder courses. His emotional and social issues have always made judging his actual intelligence a little tricky. In "[[Song of Christian]]", he is enraged to receive an F in English, suggesting that he usually got good grades, and also exclaims: ''"I mean, I started off with an "A" and you just lowered it, lowered, lowered it!"'', indicating that he initially made good grades in the class, but for one reason or another, they had slipped considerably by mid-May.

Chris's basic cognitive functions appear to work fine, as the 2004 psychiatric survey confirmed, and in some respects he seems to be no less intellectually capable than many ordinary people. He has a reasonable facility with [[computers]] and technology, for instance. At the same time, his [[Stress|laziness]], [[naïve|naïveté]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], [[Chris and anger|temperament]] and [[Chris and sex|sexual frustration]] have led him to ever-increasing depths of self-destructively foolish behavior. The Miyamoto Saga offers an interesting example of this contrast: Chris was bright enough to eventually work out that the e-mails he received from "Miyamoto" came from an easily-spoofed domain; however, one would think that if he could deduce this, he should never have believed that [[Nintendo]] was interested in his [[Sonichu (character)|low-quality spin-off]] in the first place.

One would think that all Chris would need to do to end the doubts of his alleged intelligence would be to post his grades. Sadly, according to [[Mailbag 19#We cannot see Chris's report cards|Mailbag 19]], Chris's report card papers were said to be locked away beyond his reach. This could have meant a number of things. They could have been buried under the hoard, he might have been lying about their existence, or he might have just been too lazy to get up and find them. Since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] and the disorganization of the year-long [[Rental House|relocation]] in 2014, the documents, if they exist at all, are undoubtedly even less likely to ever be disinterred.

Chris also claims that the grades testifying to honor roll status are a matter of [[Mailbag 21#When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards|public record]], and that interested parties should contact the high school directly. However, [[Trolls|those]] who might be interested in accessing the Chesterfield County Public Schools hall of records should note that the school district website states otherwise.<ref>http://mychesterfieldschools.com/community/alumni/transcripts/</ref>

[[Bob]] stated in a prank call that Chris did not, in fact, make the honor roll.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs</ref> It is possible that Bob was either mistaken, lying or progressing into senility. Also casting serious aspersions on his purported honor roll status is the fact that, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], Chris nonchalantly documented that he slept through much of his class time – in twelfth grade. When Chris reiterated on [[July 2014 Facebook Posts#Honor Roll|Facebook]] in [[July 2014]] that he was honor roll, a friend who claimed to be a fellow alumnus challenged, "How's that possible when you barely passed Mrs. Dorazio's class? Remember? I was in that class with you... you don't have to lie to be cool." Chris's report card for Mrs. Dorazio's class had been leaked the previous month, however (see below), so the friend's comments should be taken with a grain of salt.

===June 2014 leaks===
{{Main|Manchester High Leaks}}
In June of 2014, information was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] about Chris's high school days. These documents revealed that, despite one or more teachers giving him high marks that he indisputably did not deserve (possibly out of pity or their own incompetence), Chris got a D+ (72%) in English for the spring 1999 semester, and got low scores in at least two other classes. Extrapolating backwards from his English report card, however, his grade for fall 1998 was a relatively decent 84%, probably a B. Suffice to say, this, plus the content of the actual documents, cast yet more doubt on Chris's claimed honor roll status.

==Notes and references==
{{DeadLinks}}
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==See also==
*[[Chris and mathematics]]
*[[Manchester High School]]
*[[Slow-in-the-minds]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

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[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:High School Saga]]

January 2023

2023-01-19T10:40:10Z

HKDR: Added another interesting detail of the alleged jail visit

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Traineealex_sketch.png|thumb|A sketch of Chris allegedly drawn during a possible jail visit by a ween.]]
'''January''' is the first month of [[2023]]. It begins with Chris still in jail for [[Affair with Mother|alleged incest]] with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]. A [[ween]] claimed to have made a prison visit to Chris, and Chris' case comes up for review at the end of the month.

==Notable events==
*'''9 January''' - Traineealex supposedly visits Chris in jail. Five days later, Traineealex posts to Reddit about his claimed jail visit, mentioning several updates on Chris, including that his hair is turning gray and that he has lost quite a bit of weight.<ref name=visit>[[January 2023 jail visit]]</ref>
*'''27 January''' - A review is scheduled for Chris's [[incest]] case.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 January 2023.png]]</ref>

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

April 2017

2023-01-18T18:45:06Z

HKDR: /* Highlights */ It's best the article pertains to a single format for dates rather than alternating between 2 of them

[[File:April 2017.png|thumb|Chris, in April, wearing [[The Classic]] shirt after recovering it from the hoard.]]

'''April ''' is the fourth month of '''[[2017]]'''. Chris spent most of the month trying to find ways to solve the [[Financhu Crisis]] by selling more stuff. As a result, [[The Classic]] would make its return, albeit heavily damaged from the [[2014 house fire]]. Chris also got into a dispute with a buyer after Chris failed to send his [[Sonic Totem]] to a buyer after promptly blowing the profit from the sale on a [[$400 gold necklace]]. Eventually, however, Chris managed to resolve the situation and send out the item. Meanwhile, over the course of the month [[DoopieDoOver]] would warm up to Chris enough to reply back to him, blowing the door open for Chris to try and take it too far.

{{quote|I do not feel I would be mentally suited for an application-required, long waits to be contacted or not contacted, "am I hired yet", under "The Man", Freaking job!!! Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|4 April]], after his friends on Facebook refused to entertain his nonsense excuses for not having a job.}}

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[April 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#April|April 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[Son-Chu Review]]
*[[Sonic Totem and More]]
*[[By the book, Buy the book plus update]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]
*[[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]
*[[Speed Sewing Announcement#Part 2|It's a start...]]

==Highlights==
*2 April - Chris releases [[Son-Chu Review]], a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.
*3 April - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a [[2017 tweets#STRESSFUL SUNDAY. GAWD!|tweet]].
*4 April - Chris explains [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|why he won't get a job]]. Later that day, he whines on [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Whining about the mortage|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#I Really Do Not Like Seterus|Twitter]] about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
*5 April - Chris throws a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|tantrum]] at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
*6 April - Chris tweets to [[Cole Smithey]], asking for [[2017 tweets#Begging Cole for money|financial help]].
*7 April - Chris releases [[Sonic Totem and More]], offering to sell his [[Sonic Totem]] for a ludicrous '''$1,500'''. It is sold '''4 hours later'''. One hour after the sale, he blows [[$400 gold necklace|$400 on a gold necklace for Barb]]. During the next three days, he orders $750 worth of [[Skylanders avatar]] products for his [[Stamps|raffle prizes]]
*10 April - Chris uploads [[By the book, Buy the book plus update]], imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had ''already spent the money from selling the totem.'' He also states he will mail it later in the week.
*14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], ''while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before''. Six hours later, Chris uploads [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
*19 April - Chris's [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|Paypal account is in the red by over $1,450]], because he had failed to ship the Sonic Totem; as a result, the buyer filed a dispute and eBay or Paypal placed a temporary hold on the $1,500, pulling it from Chris's account. He [[eBay#Sonichu drawings from 2014|lists six Sonichu drawings]], from 2014, at $2,000 for the lot. Then, he digs through 10 to 20 bags of wet, moldy clothes, left over from the [[Destruction Of Chris's House]] three years before, and finds The Classic shirt. He [[eBay#The Classic shirt|lists it on eBay]] for $12,000 (or a Buy It Now price of $20,000). Later, he records [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote the listing.
*20 April - [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance|Barb bails herself and Chris out of imminent financial ruin]] by borrowing from their life insurance, repeating [[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance|a move she pulled in 2014]]. This time, she uses the cash to fix the $800 deficit on her bank account, pay for Chris to ship the Sonic Totem to its buyer, and buy groceries.
*21 April - The [[Sonic Totem]] buyer receives it in the mail and leaves positive feedback, saying, "The item arrived safely." Since the dispute was resolved, the sale money was then released to Chris, putting his Paypal back in the black.
*22 April - The [[eBay#The Classic shirt|auction for the Classic Shirt]] concludes, bid to $25,100.
*27 April - Chris [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|asks people to buy his stamp album for $500]], since his bank account is still in the red. He also mentions that the Classic Shirt buyer had not paid him $25,100 for it yet, and he would give her until the next day to begin paying.
*29 April - Chris [[Speed Sewing Announcement|attempts to repair]] The Classic shirt.

{{timeline}}

January 2023

2023-01-18T18:31:41Z

HKDR: Added a bit of context to why he was in jail at the start of the year

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Traineealex_sketch.png|thumb|A sketch of Chris allegedly drawn during a possible jail visit by a ween.]]
'''January''' is the first month of [[2023]]. It begins with Chris still in jail for [[Affair with Mother|alleged incest]] with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]. A [[ween]] claimed to have made a prison visit to Chris, and Chris' case comes up for review at the end of the month.

==Notable events==
*'''9 January''' - Traineealex supposedly visits Chris in jail. Five days later, Traineealex posts to Reddit about his claimed jail visit, mentioning several updates on Chris, including that his hair is turning gray.<ref name=visit>[[January 2023 jail visit]]</ref>
*'''27 January''' - A review is scheduled for Chris's [[incest]] case.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 17 January 2023.png]]</ref>

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

CWCki:CWChronology

2023-01-11T13:52:20Z

HKDR: /* Accessing the CWChronology */ Added 2023 to the list of years covered

The '''CWChronology''' (pronounced like "Quick-Chronology") is the timeline that documents every notable occurrence in [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] life. It was started by Rach on [[2009#January|23 January 2009]], on the oldskool [[PVCC]], and since then it has been working like a news service. All data covering events prior to [[2009#January|23 January 2009]], have been gathered through historical research. On [[February 2009|16 February 2009]], the CWChronology moved to [[CWCki]], so that now everybody can edit it.

For those who prefer a visual aid, see [[CWCki:Timeline|the Timeline]]. For those who prefer a topical approach to Christory, see [[Christorical eras]]. For an even more topical approach, see [[Saga]].

==Overview and terminology==
[[File:Chris chan evolution.png|thumb|left|350px|So much happened before, between, and after these two photos of Chris.]]

The events and happenings of Chris's life do not always follow a clear, linear pattern. Chris has had quite a few busy months with much trolling action to be documented, punctuated by slow years with little new. Chris's life is not easy to predict, and much of it is told from Chris's perspective. As with many [[autistic]] individuals, Chris is known to quickly develop passions and obsessions, with some lasting longer than others. As such, a purely chronological view of Christory can be hard to follow for many.

Enter the saga. Sagas can include Chris's obsessions at the time, his responses to trolls, events that dramatically affected his life, beliefs, campaigns, and interactions with other people. Sagas are typically treated as landmarks within the CWC timeline. They are arbitrarily defined and typically reserved for significant events that are already well-documented – otherwise, there would be thousands of them.

Furthermore, sagas are separated into '''eras''', where the overall climate surrounding Chris has changed drastically. These eras play a significant role in what can be considered a "saga". What can be considered a "saga" largely depends on how Chris's current mindset plays into it. Typically groups of events that best illustrate said climate within that era are considered "sagas". All in all, the one key element that defines all sagas is that '''Chris is the core of it'''.

[[CWChronology|CWChronologists]] use the term to describe an on-going [[troll]]ing effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sagas might unfold over a period of anywhere from a few weeks to several years in length. Upon his online discovery in late [[2007]], [[Chris]] was found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment. As a result, he has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or another ever since. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time, or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period, as royal dynasties are used to divide national histories into epochs, yet Chris would describe his [[Love Quest]] as a saga on the cover of ''[[Sonichu 4]]'' in [[2005]], well before he became publicly known.

==Accessing the CWChronology==
From [[1999]] on, all years have separate articles. There are also articles for the [[1990s]], [[1980s]] and a single page for [[pre-1980]] events.

Years that have been covered in the CWChronology:
*[[Pre-1980]]
* [[1980s]]
* [[1990s]]
* [[1999]]
* [[2000]]
* [[2001]]
* [[2002]]
* [[2003]]
* [[2004]]
* [[2005]]
* [[2006]]
* [[2007]]
* [[2008]]
* [[2009]]
* [[2010]]
* [[2011]]
* [[2012]]
* [[2013]]
* [[2014]]
* [[2015]]
* [[2016]]
* [[2017]]
* [[2018]]
* [[2019]]
* [[2020]]
* [[2021]]
* [[2022]]
* [[2023]]

==CWChronology rules and style guide==
[[Image:Professional-drinker.png|thumb|left|The average Christorian.]]
* Dates must somehow be relevant to Chris. For instance, trolling is only included in the CWChronology if it somehow affects Chris, otherwise it's not important enough. Exceptions can be made for dates that are relevant to the CWChronology itself.
* Lots of blue links. The CWChronology should be a portal to the rest of the [[CWCki]].
* Lots of images. This makes it moar fun browsing. Best way to not let the images fuck up the layout is to just list them at the top of the article (see [[2008]]). Also, make sure they are somewhat related to the text next to them.
* If two sources conflict, and give different dates for an occurrence, add them both, but mention the fact that the sources conflict.
* Occurrences in the ''Sonichu'' canon are also included, but they are noted as being in the ''Sonichu'' canon.
* Annotations aren't obligatory, but they are welcome. Especially if the date isn't considered as common knowledge, or if the inclusion is controversial.
* If multiple unrelated events take place on one day, they get separate entrances. They are listed in the order in which the events happened.
* Don't make style components up. It looks messy and will be reverted no matter how important the info is. Spare us and yourself the time.

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[[Category:CWCki projects]]

Chloe

2022-11-16T12:20:05Z

HKDR: /* Aftermath */ Was a little more specific about when he claimed to not remember her

{{Articleofthenow}}

''This page is about the fictional girlfriend. For the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] of the same name, see [[Chloe Rosechu]].''

[[Image:Chloe.jpg|thumb|This is what Chloe would look like, if she were actually real.]]

'''Chloe''' is the made-up girlfriend that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] claimed to be seeing shortly after his break-up with [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. She was partially inspired by [[PandaHalo]], but still described as a separate entity.

==Background==
In an [[Chris's_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|IRC chat]] in the wee hours of 26 [[October 2008]], Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008. This happened to be the day his medallions had been destroyed, and one day before he BAWWED in [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_21st%2C_2008|this video]], which raised suspicions as to why he would have been depressed about [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] if he had already met a new sweetheart. Supposedly, they ran into each other at the local [[GameStop]] while the both of them were preordering ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. Chris alleged that he had his first date at Taco Bell, after which they "kissed deeply".

Chris said that Chloe was his "[[Sweetheart|VIRGIN-TAKER]]" and that she took his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page "with a grain of salt".

Chloe was formally introduced in the [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|Q&A video of 27 October 2008]], in which Chris nervously announced her existence. He announced that he would possibly be moving in with her after she got her own place.

==Aftermath==
{{Quote|I currently have no recollection of a Chloe.|Chris, probably being completely [[honest]].<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref>}}

Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory, as well as inaction on the part of [[trolls]], after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was talking mostly about Panda (and it would later be revealed on [[CWCipedia]] that Panda created a fan character named [[Chloe Rosechu]]<ref name="Son cwcipedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref><ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref>). However, he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda, who he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly. Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] about having a girlfriend, as opposed to his usual tactic of merely exaggerating the significance of an existing relationship. Say what you will about his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] or [[the Wallflower]], at least they were actual people.

A little over a year later (10 December 2009), in [[Mailbag 13]], Chris honestly couldn't remember Chloe, even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris'_Sonichu_IRC_Chloe_Introduction|Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]
*[[Night Star]]

{{PandaSaga}}
{{Love Quest}}

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Shigeru Miyamoto

2022-10-28T03:46:52Z

HKDR: Added DOB

{{Troll}}
{{quote|I'm certain Mr. Miyamoto wants to meet up with me and discuss the future of [[Sonichu]] and the Sonichu Alpha Project, as much as I'd be humbled and honored to meet with him and discuss the matter; [[Chris and his Ego|PROBABLY MORE FOR HIM]], becuase I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, [[Rosechu]], the other associated characters and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]] around them all.|Chris on Miyamoto}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Shigeru Miyamoto
| image = Shigeru_Miyamoto_cropped.jpg
| imagesize = 250px
|name = Shigeru Miyamoto
|Date of Birth
|data2 = [[Pre-1980#1950s|16 November 1952]] (age {{age|1952|11|16}})
|gender = Male
|nationality = Japanese
|race = Asian
|occupation = Game designer Game producer
|saga = [[Miyamoto]]}}

'''Shigeru Miyamoto''' (Japanese: 宮本茂; born: 16 November 1952) is the creator of some of [[Nintendo]]'s (and gaming's) most legendary video game franchises such as [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway|''Mario'']], [[Clawdorf|''Zelda'']] and [[List_of_Chris%27s_games#Nintendo_64|''Star Fox'']], and is a colleague of former Nintendo of America president [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]. Back in 2009, he engaged in preliminary discussions with [[Chris]] regarding the possibility of making a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] game for the Nintendo platform. Unfortunately for Chris, these discussions, and the opportunity to develop a Sonichu game franchise with a major gaming label, ultimately fell through.

Eventually, it came to light that "Miyamoto" was none other than [[Clyde Cash]], using the Nintendo programmer's likeness as a disguise early on in his trolling career.

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==Early contact==

On 15 [[August 2008]], Chris asked his fanbase to persuade Nintendo and Sega to open discussions with him to create a video game based on his Sonichu character.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]</ref> In response, a [[troll]] sent this e-mail to Chris. (The awkward backslashes are a side effect of the software used by the troll to forge the email headers.)

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
Dear Chris Chandler, 
Good evening. My name is Shigeru Miyamoto. Perhaps you\'ve heard of me. If you haven\'t, then allow me to introduce myself. I am the general manager of Nintendo and creator of Mario, Zelda, and countless other franchises.

I normally do not talk directly to fans in this matter as I am a very busy man. However, over the past few months, I have received countless amounts of emails from your fans stating that you wish for my company and Sega to create a game based on your fan character.

I am sorry to say this but I cannot and will not allow this to happen. There are several problems with your proposal, the first of wich ''[sic]'' is the simple fact that your character is NOT original. You can not make a game by combining two characters from opposing companies and then call it a new game. Things do not work this way.

Second of all, I have read your comics and they would not make a good concept for a game. It seems as though your comics are all about you and your personal problems.

You seem to have created a sort of alternate reality based around you and you only. You must understand one thing if you want to make a game. Video games are a medium where you must think of what other people want. Nobody wants to play a game where it\'s all about you and you only. Nobody wants to play a game about a person\'s inner thoughts and their problems with the world. People have problems of their own. People play games to escape from the problems of the real world, into a reality that they can feel a part of. Your game idea doesn\'t provide that. It only focuses on you and the things that bother you.

Third, I have already spoken with the president of Sega and he even thought that it was proposturous. Not only that, the amount of cooperation it wiould talk to make such a game would never work in reality. Even if we did merge Pikachu and Sonic, who would take the credit for it? Sega would lose the character that basically is their identity and Nintendo would end up with a character that quite frankley just isn\'t an original or new idea.

I\'m sorry but we can\'t do this and we outright refuse to have any part in your game idea proposal. Please stop sending us emails about this as it is simply not possible or probable for us to even entertain such an idea.

Please don\'t take this too hard on yourself. Maybe someday you can come up with an original idea and we can work togehter [sic]. But right now, you don\'t seem to have anything that can work as a video game. I wish you luck in your future endevours and I hope you have a nice day.

Sincerely,
Shigery Miyamoto
General Manager, Nintendo Company Ltd.</div>

Shortly after receiving the above, Chris posted the following entry on his [[Sonichu.net]] blog. Chris's flat out refusal to acknowledge the unpleasant truth proved to be an early example of his delusional thinking.

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
The Big Brain behind Super Mario, Zelda and other Popular Nintendo characters and games, Shigeru Miyamoto, sent me an e-mail with his response to the Sonichu Game Project. He says Nay, but I bet's he could be holding out on us, or something. So, I say this unto you, my loyal fans, continue with the e-mails and Forum Talks with Nintendo and SEGA of America or Japan. They are missing out on a REAL Profitable thing they can work with me on and cash in handsomely. I sent a detailed reply, but it came back to me in a "Mailer Daemon" message, so I've taken the liberty of printing a copy of the original message, and a copy of my reply that I will send to Nintendo of America for them to transfer to Mr. Miyamoto himself. Give them time and messages.</div>

==Miyamoto emails==
[[Image:Cwcmail.png|thumb||right|Christian discussing his censorship because of Miyamoto's intervention.]]
{{main|Miyamoto emails}}

In January 2009, Chris started to receive a new series of e-mails from Miyamoto that were more receptive to his ideas than previous correspondence had been. Chris quickly overcame his lingering suspicion regarding the authenticity of the previous email encounter, as the new emails informed him that Miyamoto was interested in meeting Chris to talk about creating a Sonichu game after all.

==Trolled==
[[Image:Nintendo's Reponse.png|thumb|Nintendo on Sonichu]]
Eventually, Chris received a [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|legitimate response from Nintendo]]. Only then did it become clear to Chris that he had, yet again, fallen victim to the [[trolls]]. However, instead of admitting defeat, Chris hailed his discovery a victory.

==References==
<references />

==See also==

*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto]]
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Wikipedia article on Shigeru Miyamoto]]

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[[Category:Miscreants Members]]
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[[Category: Miyamoto Saga]]

Liquid Chris

2022-10-27T01:47:36Z

HKDR: Added month to birth information at the top of the page

{{Improve|details and citations|expand the subtopics under the ''Liquid Saga''}}
{{Troll}}
{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Liquid Chris
|image = CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|size=250px
|birthname = Christopher Morton Duckworth
|aliases = Chris Chandler<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref> Jeff<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> "The Previous Chris" "The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>
|year = 1990
|gender = Male
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|spouse = [[Kacey]]
|siblings = SimplySpoons (brother, musical body double)
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]
|saga = {{saga|liquid|cn}}
}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born July 1990) claimed to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] '''Christian Weston Chandler''', and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In reality, he was simply an impersonator on [[YouTube]] who initially just made videos to amuse himself and his friends. Liquid was played by identical twin brothers Chris and '''Jon Duckworth''' (born 1990). Chris portrayed Liquid on YouTube and in the PVCC Forums, while Jon portrayed him during the Sing-Star Challenge.

Liquid Chris gets his nickname from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', a video game which featured a storyline of the clone "brother" of the player character, Solid Snake (hence why [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is referred to as Solid Chris in this saga, as he will be for the remainder of this page). Eventually, Solid discovered Liquid, and he actually believed that he was an impostor trying to take credit for his glorious creation, rather than just being an impersonator. Once he was in Solid's sights, Liquid decided to up his game by playing along with his rivalry with Chris-Chan (as did his fans), and became a full-time [[Trolls|troll]].

Liquid insisted that he was the real Chris-Chan, and chose to address his counterpart as the impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], based on the initials of his IBAChandler YouTube username. Liquid eventually got into fights with Solid over [[Kacey]]'s heart, briefly halting production of videos when Liquid was kidnapped by Solid (portrayed by the other twin filming the video). Liquid made a triumphant return to defend Kacey's honor, and they retired from trolling Chris after "getting married". This saddened Chris, though he quickly got over it and moved onto finding another [[sweetheart]] after about a day.

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==Prologue==
{{Incomplete|Information on Jack Thaddeus' contribution to the start of the saga.}}
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for Solid [[Chris]] full of highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account "'''CChanSonichu'''" compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.

{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris<ref name="realprotest">[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

==A challenger appears==
{{protip|"Liquid Chris" was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. The saga started as just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously, and Duckworth simply went along with it once noticed by the man himself. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|"There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!" |thumb]]
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on "CChanSonichu" was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper, never ''Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic'')
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]
* [[Autism]]

All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.

==Ian Brandon Anderson==
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}

What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his "CChanSonichu" channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he "called out" three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped "supposed states of residence"). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for "CChanSonichu".

The next piece fell into place when he posted his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video on his new YouTube account, "[[IBAChandler]]". When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as "Ian Brandon Anderson". Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.

Even then, the damage control from that episode would have probably kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Liquid, however, then raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.

==The CWCivil War==
===Opening shots===
[[File:LiquidChristine.jpg|thumb|right|It's on!!!]]
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC</nowiki>". HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[Naive|NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref name="realprotest"/>}}

Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:

{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC<ref>[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]</ref>}}

===The battleground===

===="More Than A Feeling"====
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]

For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.

====Spanish Challenge====
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''

More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].

====''SingStar'' Challenge====
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}

{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|"''SingStar'' Challenge"]]}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid, the absolute chad, and Solid, as always, was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

==="SHOWDOWN"===
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}

{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]}}

On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to get Liquid arrested for identity theft, dragging Bob into the debacle along the way:

{{quotebox|If you DO NOT COME CLEAN RIGHT NOW, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get FUCKING ARRESTED, THROWN IN JAIL AND YOU WILL NOT GET TO LIVE THE PEACEFUL, HAPPY LIFE THAT KACEY AND I WOULD LIKE ''YOU'' TO LIVE, BECAUSE KACEY REALLY CARES FOR YOU, ''MAN''!<ref>[[SHOWDOWN|"SHOWDOWN"]]</ref>}}

==="I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up."===
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}

Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]]}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|"The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who"]]</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is extremely disturbing.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}

Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]
{{Main|Kacey}}

Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.

In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''"the previous Chris"'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''"the other Chris"''' repeatedly.

When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving TRUE and HONEST arms of the Liquid.

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

===Epilogue===
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]

Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]].

Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.

Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend.

After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.<ref>https://www.targetedonc.com/view/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein</ref> Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.

While Chris Duckworth has retired from trolling Solid Chris, he recorded a [[parody]] of the theme song to ''{{w|The Cleveland Show}}'' at some point prior to [[November 2015]], when the video was reuploaded. The song was eventually animated as ''[[The Chris-Chan Show]]'' in [[November 2020]], which attracted the attention of Solid.

In the years since, Solid eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref> However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still held some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing "pretentious acting".

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}

'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}

== Liquid's last statement ==
[[File:Liquid and Kacey.jpeg|thumb|200px|<s>Liquid</s> Chris and Kacey, happily married.]]
Hello All, 

I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye. 

Gladly to be Where I Am, 

Christian Weston Chandler 

PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.

==Irony==
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].]]
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]

[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBAChandler]] has mocked Liquid on several points:

* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning, worse still if it is a fun-house mirror made especially to [[parody|mock]] you.

In early August 2009,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref> Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|"100 2270"]].

 

== In the comic ==
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]

Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.

Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.<ref>[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]</ref>

Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon<ref>[[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI?t=4433| Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]]</ref> and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.

{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to [[14 Branchland Court|hell]], punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|[[Beel]] in the commissioned art.}}

However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.

==Fan videos==
{{collapsible
|Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL
|
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}
| Stardate = 25 [[January 2010]]
| Maker = BobbyHillify
| Subject =
| Video Type = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Theme Song - Caillou
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}
| maker = SiIvaGunner
| stardate = 4 [[November 2016]]
| type = High quality video game rip
}}

}}

==See also==
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]
* [[Solid Chris]]
* [[Solidus Chris]]
* [[Jimmy Hill]]
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics

{{References}}

== External links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on the TRUE and HONEST [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

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Speech impediment

2022-10-26T13:17:26Z

HKDR: /* Chris's tomgirl voice */ I wouldn't exactly call them "people"

<div style="font-family:Arial; font-size:18px; margin:.33em 0 17px;">{{color|#ea4335|Did you mean:}} [[Chris|{{color|#1a0dab|Christian '''''Wesson''''' Chandler}}]]</div>

[[Chris]] has an '''unusual manner of speaking''', due to the combination of his strong [[Ruckersville, VA|Southeastern regional dialect]], [[autism]]-related inflection difficulties, and what appear to be genuine impairments.

==History==
Counter-intuitively, Chris's speech impediment appears to have worsened over time. He spoke relatively clearly and normally in his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|earlier]] videos (outside saying "listen" as "risten"), while his stuttering and other difficulties have increased significantly since then.

Likely causes include troll-induced [[stress]] and a lack of conversational company not already accustomed to Chris's speaking tendencies.

Chris's problems in verbal communication potentially stem from either the extended period of "muteness" he went through during his childhood (supposedly as a consequence of his treatment by the [[abusive babysitter]]) or his [[autism]], a disorder which often results in speech difficulties. Chris's written communication generally tends to be significantly more coherent and grammatically correct than how he speaks. While writing, he has more time and freedom to determine what he says.

Nervousness in general may also be a factor with Chris's stuttering issues. His early videos in which he stuttered less and spoke more fluently, comparatively speaking, were possibly rehearsed and may have required several takes before the final version. He was also within the comforts of his own room and house, and possibly felt more relaxed than he would in a normal social situation. When conversing with outside parties, such as trolls or random strangers out and about, he may feel more pressured to be sociable and thus, trip and stumble over his sentences.

==Non-symptoms==
Slang such as "Y'all" and "'em", and contracting the "g" of words ending in "-ing" is typical in dialects of the southeastern United States, Chris's native region.

Chris's pronunciation of "nt" (Internet pronounced "Innernet") is a common trait of American accents.

Chris tends to mispronounce names (such as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]) due to his [[Naïve|ignorance]] of how they are actually pronounced, rather than impairments in his speech.

==Symptoms==
Chris's diction is naturally staggered, interspersed with pauses, deep breaths, "um", "uh" and "hm". The pauses and deep breaths, used in speech therapy, suggest that Chris has had his speech impediment professionally treated at some point. Chris's protracted style of speaking seems to make it easier for him to lose his thought, stray off topic, or forget to include certain segments of his thoughts. However, in the [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]] he has made, his speech is surprisingly fluent, with no "ums" or "uhs". This fluency is probably because he is being timed to do it, so there's little time to stop.

Chris also has a strong tendency to stutter. Although not the type of "machine-gun" stutter largely associated with the problem, Chris constantly has to repeat whole phrases, and he stumbles over certain phrases as he finds the correct words to best convey his ideas. This also could be because Chris finds the need to correct himself, and finds repetition to be the optimal way to deal with this. Ofte- usually this resu- this resu- thi- th- this ends up in Chris having to rei- repe- this ends up in Chris having to shuffle through many synonyms just to express a brief statement (prime example: [[Kacey calls]]).

During the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s dad, Chris claimed to pause before speaking in order to "spellcheck" what he is saying. This implies that Chris needs to consciously plan what he is going to say or else he is unable to say it; this suggests that Chris's difficulty with speech stems from poor contact between the speech centers of his brain and his cerebellum, a common characteristic of [[autism]]. Ironically, Chris clearly [[Chris and writing|doesn't spellcheck his ''written'' work]].

Like small children, Chris has a tendency to speak too quickly, run words into one another, and slur words. For example, Chris's pronunciation of "[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Ensykapeia Dramakka paysh]]".

Chris sometimes mixes up the pieces of multiple word phrases, resulting in [[wikipedia:spoonerism|statements]] like "[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|harvey-dirdban]]" and "rell-wested".<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>

Chris has difficulties with the post-vocalic L in words like real /ˈɹiːəl/ and medal /ˈmɛdəl/, pronouncing the "al" as an "o" (real becomes Rio, medal becomes meadow, jail rhymes with mayo, etc.)

Chris has difficulty pronouncing the letter "X" (/ks/ or /gz/), as well as related consonantal digraphs (/sk/, /st/), pronouncing it either as an "/s/" sound (elision) or as a "/t͡s/" sound (fronting); for example, he pronounces the number 6 as "sits". In addition, he pronounces the voiced "th" sound (/ð/) as "d", even when it's not deliberate (as in "da" standing in for "the"). This indicates trouble with consonants, known as [[wikipedia:Speech-Language_Pathology_in_School_Settings#Articulation_disorders|articulation disorders]]. This may have also been caused by high-frequency hearing loss that Chris experienced as a young child (as noted by the [[autism papers]]). Oddly enough, Chris only has this problem in words spelled with the letter "X" - he pronounces plural and present-tense forms ending in "ks", "cs" or "gs" (all sounds associated with "X") properly.<ref>[[Incest call]] - Chris clearly says "dicks" with a /ks/ sound at the beginning of the recording</ref> It's also not unheard of for older Southern people to pronounce the letter that way, and Chris may have picked it up from [[Borb]].

However, given the above, it is most likely he has [[wikipedia:cluttering|tachyphemia]]. This explains most of his speech and grammar usage.

==Chris's singing voice==
''Main article: [[Chris and music#Singing|Chris and Music]]''

Chris cannot sing. Instead, he speaks loudly and rarely shifts his pitch in songs when every other singer does. His singing voice is so unbelievably bad that he is most likely tone-deaf, and early frequency hearing loss backs this speculation up.<ref>[[Autism papers#SOCIAL_HISTORY]]</ref> As is the case with many tone-deaf individuals, Chris has not caught on to his impairment, resulting in him producing three [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|full]] [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|length]] [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|albums]] comprised of ''dozens'' of butchered psuedo-covers.

==Chris's tomgirl voice==
Chris has attempted to change his voice as part of becoming [[transgender]]. Though some MTF tannies are able to pull off a convincing female voice with practice, Chris isn't one of them. He opens his videos with a falsetto voice, but usually switches back to his natural voice at some point during a video.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and English]]

{{Health}}

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Bob Chandler

2022-08-10T17:00:33Z

HKDR: His nickname "Bob" deserves some kind of recognition in the first part of this article. It's a very typical format in names to include nicknames between the first and middle inside a pair of parenthesis

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.<ref name=LoudNoise>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, honoring Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest call#Transcript]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[Idea Guy#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Holloman (1906–1945)
|education = Auburn University (engineering)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}, {{saga|liquid|cn}}, {{saga|asperchu|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]];<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> his nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack", came from this incident when he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb he at least made the effort. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly Tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. (It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks.) Whether in person or over the phone Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone.

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who now had to become the man of the house occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later in 2021, Chris repeatedly cuckolded his own father by having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned.

==Biography==
Bob was born in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Holloman (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y47mWzzz1qblvg5o1_1280.jpg (Mirror: [[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]])</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

Bob has said that he was "interested in the world" around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]: his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref> Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}}, after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and joined the band there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was a member of Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for 40 years. There he designed a variety of electrical subsystems. During the 1950s he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975 he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "might not have arrived so soon",<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic", although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky, and he apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of Moldova, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1962) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1969).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Chris did not know he had a niece, via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>, and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more strained. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and last they heard she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claims that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway." Barb, however, disputes this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This is probably why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them "acting out as a couple of drunken losers".<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she only married Bob because "he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops",<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio". Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but he thought (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and only can associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|written letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. He priced Bob's pieces at decent prices, generally for $5 per set, though tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy'. The antagonism to which Chris refers is likelier to be Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to be the origin of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with trolls, Bob stated that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life. However, it is unknown if Bob actually believes that (not to mention what accomplishments he was referring to), or it was just something he was saying because he didn't want to admit to complete strangers that his son was a total failure in life and a leech on society.<ref name="Prank"><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref>

He seemed never to get past the notion that Chris could and had achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>CLog 09042017 - Mister C</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since the latter's passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often visits Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>Emily Date Conversation Transcript</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref> He also had friends in Australia.<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had "a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]]",<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place in August 1980. He wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob "has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 23 April 2011, in an e-mail to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011".<ref name="BobObit" />

It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/black-tape-chris-call-where-he-mourns-bob.1201/</ref>

Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the [[Christorical eras|"Classic Era"]] voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's demise. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claims that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.

{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}

Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case) Chris's actions are motivated purely out of selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise". He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris<ref name=LoudNoise></ref>}}

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville|all things considered]]) who tried ([[Destruction Of Chris's House|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos| backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral, or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his Ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he caught him [[Bob Walks In|masturbating]] in the kitchen. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris' future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris.

Ultimately, Bob's legacy is a complicated one. While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as an old backward-thinking coot who is partially responsible for the person Chris is today.

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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==
===Idea Guy influences===
{{quote|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's and Ted Bundy's souls never went to Heaven or Hell; They both became reborn ''[...]'' as their respective Sonichu forms. ''[...]'' Mister C. and Ted also serve to help the nation of CWCville in defense, and in intellect.|[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], page 49}}

[[File:Bobchu.jpeg|thumb|150px|Bob's Sonichu form.]]
[[File:Bob meets Ted Bundy, Sonichu 16.JPG|Bob meets Ted Bundy in the hereafter.|thumb|150px]]

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspectives of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Perhaps one of the more heinous examples of this was the Idea Guys' manipulation of Chris's views on his own father; views which Chris has yet to abandon, despite the Idea Guys being removed from power by the [[Guard Dogs]] in mid-2018. Ideas involving Bob include:

*Bob's spirit resides in CWCville, dimension [[C-197]], as a half-Sonichu named Robertchu, styled in his Sonichu form as a beaver with checkerboard fur<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122024/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref><ref>The drawing of Robertchu was among those drawn for Idea Guy, and no references to it exist beforehand.</ref> (a reference to his troll-given Internet Lumberjack nickname).

*Bob met serial killer Ted Bundy while in CWCville and helps defend it alongside Ted.<ref>[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]</ref>

[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Robertchu as a [[Shipfic]] card.]]

Post-Idea Guys, Chris decided that Robertchu's fur color was really red with black ears because he found it too time-consuming to draw the checkerboard pattern.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial]]</ref>

Robertchu was featured as cards in Chris's homemade [[Shipfic]] expansion. In one, Chris photoshopped a photo of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] so that she is standing beside a drawing of Robertchu in his Sonichu form. The card text reads, "Honey, I'm Home" and states:

{{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}

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==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later "told me he accepts and love [sic] me for who I am" shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guys]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer Ted Bundy.

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
Image:Thehell.jpg|
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan tributes==
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| name = Bob
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}
| Stardate = 10 September 2011
| Maker = TheSevenRiders
| Subject = ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tribute to Bob Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}
| Stardate = 11 September 2011
| Maker = 8x13Wolf
| Subject =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = RIP Bob Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}
| Stardate = 29 September 2011
| Maker = furnacewoodsband
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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