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<div>{{quote|The man in the pickle suit tricked me again!|Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
{{quote|HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!|Chris on the Cucumber People}}<br />
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[[Image:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|thumb|right|The Man in the pickle suit in it's natural habitat, eating some Sonees.]]<br />
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The '''Man in the Pickle Suit''' (also known as the '''MPS''') is the arch-Nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he blames whenever he is tricked or conned.<br />
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Chris actually believes this is a real person. Since he also believes said [[niggos|negro]] is after him and behind all the recent trollings, basically everyone can become the [[Pickle]] Suit Man. As such, The Man in the Pickle Suit has now become the figure as whom most [[trolls]] anonymize.<br />
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Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that [[Kick the Autistic|annoys him]] into a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|villain]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty comic]], the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when [[Clyde Cash|"Cly"]] fought Chris using a goddamn ''Pickle Gun''. A gun. Shaped like a pickle. That ''shot'' pickles. He never manages to actually hit Chris with it, so there's no way to tell how much damage a fucking pickle would actually do.<br />
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== Origin ==<br />
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[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the pickle negro. After posing as [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]] to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the Myspace. Ever since then, Chris fears the picklepeople.<br />
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{{quote|I don’t know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}<br />
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== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ==<br />
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This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's Church]] disguised as an average civilian.<br />
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==The Pickleman Today==<br />
[[File:Realpickle1.png|thumb|left|Shit just got real. Very, very real...]]<br />
Rumor says that the man in the pickle suit now leads a calm and relaxing life in the nude beaches of Molvania where he and the Molvanian people exchange ways to troll Chris.<br />
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However, recent information has emerged on the MPS, given a video recently posted on his newly-established [http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen YouTube Channel] that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final crushing blow upon the manchild.<br />
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==Selected videos==<br />
*11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]], where Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.<br />
*21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]], where Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].<br />
*17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]], where Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited nigger."<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Pickleslol.jpg|One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.<br />
Image:Black_man_in_pickle_suit.jpg|The man in the pickle suit looking awesome.<br />
Image:MPSGotReal.jpg|That's no suit, Chris.<br />
Image:FC07.jpg|He is real. Very real.<br />
Image:Read This One.jpg|Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.<br />
Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to [[Daniel Weston]]) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."<br />
Image:FightPickleman.jpg|The weaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.<br />
Image:CucumberMan.jpg|WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.myspace.com/kawaiikitsune123 TMITPS' Myspace page.]<br />
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Man-in-the-Pickle-Suit/178569036183 The Man In The Pickle Suit On Facebook.]<br />
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