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2010-04-14T23:24:48Z

Hayate666:

I sure do hate that distestable discrimination. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:00, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

:And it's in fucking comic sans too. God damn you, Chris.... --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::My yellow-hue colour blindness makes this image especially poor quality. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:37, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
: Whats wrong with comic sans ? But I agree that this plea is retarded--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 19:58, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Using comic sans for anything remotely serious is like filling in a job application with blue and pink crayons. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 23:24, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris doesn't realize that the JPG format does not like text on a solid color background. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:00, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

: What the hell? Chris asks his true and loyal fanbase to rise up and fight Michael, so I make a YouTube account and promise to do that, and he blocks me? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:38, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris Deleted the pic. ==

lol, something must have happened, hopefully so. Chris deserves it. -[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]
* He says he'll put up a new ad. Maybe he realized that yellow words don't look good on a green background? (It's also worth mentioning that he removed the part where he tells his personal army to troll Michael. Hmm.) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:21, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
** In addition to that, I do have some information. Last night I was chatting with one of my "Special friends", and he actually called Michael at the store. Basically, Trolls have been calling Michael with messages of support for kicking Chris out, and apparently giving him valuable info on Chris. Michael said to the trolls "Do whatever you want to make his life a living hell". yes, this is real quote from Michael.
** From watching his moves, I think Michael found out and is giving Chris an ultimatum. I also checked the template history--Chris was demanding that people turn him in for discrimination initially and the ad went down an hour ago. I can see one of two things happening. One, Michael is following up and Chris is trying to hide the evidence. Two, and depressingly more likely, Michael is giving Chris an ultimatum to remove all harassing material from the internet. Also hell yes we have praise.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:32, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*** It is pretty unreal the lengths that Chris is willing to go with this whole thing, he's really beyond redemption and help. But the level of selfishness he displays is just, really, really disturbing. How he tries to justify himself is unreal. The Wallflower still blows my mind.[[ChrisPickles|ChrisPickles]]
** I called Michael from Australia and told him that I thought he did the right thing and that, were I able, I'd shop at his store. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:30, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

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2010-04-13T19:32:06Z

Hayate666:

I sure do hate that distestable discrimination. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 18:00, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

* And it's in fucking comic sans too. God damn you, Chris.... --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

User:Hayate666

2010-01-17T13:44:59Z

Hayate666: /* Why would anybody hate Chris? */

Long time lurker, psyfag and first time wiki-contributor. <div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358px;">
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==Why would anybody hate Chris?==

Some <s>anonymous user</s> People's Poet on /cwc/ explained it so eloquently, that I feel required to save his post for posterity.

{{quotebox|I find it nearly impossible to describe just how much I hate Chris, I had an abusive stepmother that I liked more than him. Let's begin with the simplest reason; Sonichu. Sonichu is a fucking recolor bastard child hybrid of sonic and pikachu, two characters I used to look back upon with fond feelings, now I can't even stand the sight of them.

2.) His writing; I've tried several times to stomach the sonichu comics, each attempt resulting in massive failure, the constant ripoffs from other more popular franchises... I can't list anything else... that's it, it's all one collective super rip-off equating in mass to a black hole, threatening to drain the life from pop culture as a whole.

3.) "Da Big Man" himself. He is a walking contradiction. In literary terms he is what would be called a "grotesque" or a character that inspires empathy and disgust. In this context do not mistake empathy for sympathy, we certainly are not feeling Chris Chan's emotions, but we understand them. And through that understanding we are thoroughly disgusted.
He's a freak, no better than pond scum, he shows no remorse, and lays blame to anyone but himself, because he can absolutely never be in the wrong. he is (after all) perfect, the mayor of CWC and a tormented virgin with rage trapped forever in virginia. Woe and betide those that would stand to thwart his love quest, for they receive worse than the death sentence, the dreaded "CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA!" How dare they even think to stand in the way of such an innocent soul.

He doesn't have a proper perspective about anything at all, he believes cheesy one liners are an integral facet of courting a woman. He cannot keep his hands to himself. His idealized future is to have a wife bear the unholy hellspawn that would be his daughter Crystal. I shudder to think of the possibility that his child might be born male? What would he do then? I can imagine him casually disregarding the wife who never bore his daughter, leaving her alone to raise his spawn in an unforgiving world, crawling back to mommy so she can tell him it wasn't his fault and that he is still her perfect little boy.

I hate Chris Chan to a very deep degree, to the point where I relish the experience of seeing him in pain. I could die happy if I could just once see him shake with fear, explaining to us over youtube just how scared and alone he is, to see him cry real tears for the first time in his pathetic existence, to see his realization that even the friend zone is too exclusive a club for him.

It's safe to say that everything about Chris is a reason I hate him. I don't like hating people, I've even had thoughts of trying to help him, just so I don't have to hate him. However I know that he will never accept my help, and in turn will just make me hate him more.

However, out of every twisted and absurd flaw Chris displays, one stands out above the rest. I can forgive almost anything, but this is the icing on the shit cake, the dynamite stick at the end of the fuse. His reason for hating men. He hates all men because they took all the pretty girls leaving him with none to choose from. Whenever I read this statement I feel like driving all the way to Virginia and hitting Chris Chan right square in the teeth, with a baseball bat. The reason this stands out above all else is not because I am a man, but rather because his ego is so huge that he believes he has first pick of any woman he sees. He fails to realize that females are not simply slices of cake to be passed around at a birthday party. This is exemplified when Chris attempts to date Kacey, knowing full well that Liquid was her boyfriend. He doesn't care, he just wants some goddamn china.

These are the reasons I hate chris}}

And another:

{{quotebox|Some of you people are actually creepier than Chris. I don't understand this relentless ass-kissing of Chris that goes on, he's completely disgusting, IMMORAL and shameless - that's the fucking reason most sensible people are fascinated by him.

You're not even well informed about his disgusting behavior. Chris continued to grope Megan (touching her hair, hugging her without permission and cornering her) even after she strongly objected, it took his nasty pictures of her, an attempt by Chris to ingratiate himself with ED, to finally make her see sense. Megan was the only woman he knew, not his mother or paid to listen to his shit, that treated him with any sympathy which he repaid with constant low-level sexual harassment and then public humiliation in an attempt to buy off on-line enemies he'd never met! He has stated many times that he regularly masturbated and drew pornographic pictures of Megan to avoid doing "something stupid" to her. How clearly does he have to spell it out to you? How does his treatment of Megan indicate that Chris has a basic sense of morality however confused?

He is a classic misanthrope, he viscerally loathes men but "respects and loves all women" simply because women can give him what he wants: vindication against his father, sex, house cleaning, a daughter (his ideal sister, lover and daughter ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING!) and his diaper changing. However, he isn't prepared to spend any money or change any aspect of life to achieve these goals and he has explained his failures thus far as a conspiracy between men and the many "pretty girls" he has a God-given right to choose from. He recently forced a poor female shop clerk to measure him for a bra, one can only imagine how unpleasant that experience must've been for her. Again, how do these events indicate that Chris has a basic sense of morality however confused?

His mind is a day-glo sewer. There isn't a single positive aspect to his character or life. He has never demonstrated any higher motive than wanting a female slave ("my mom won't be around forever") and to be respected and highly paid for his manifest talents ("I am a brilliant artist"). He's never treated a single human being with anything like genuine and selfless respect.}}

==Essay==

* [[User:Hayate666/narcissism|Chris and narcissism]]

User:Hayate666

2010-01-17T13:44:40Z

Hayate666: /* Why would anybody hate Chris? */

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-17T12:55:38Z

Hayate666:

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Down with Asperchu

2010-01-10T11:36:06Z

Hayate666: /* Death threats */

This video: You rage you ruse -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 7:30 PM, January 9th 2010

I was seriously about to start transcripting it when somebody else began doing it.

<s>Doin a rough transcribing, feel free to tweak it up when I finish.</s> Done with a rough transcript, feel free to tweak it up with format, links, w/e. And yes, I put in the "fat fiction" part on purpose because it seriously sounds like he's saying that. [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:39, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Clyde saga==
lolwut? Really, this isn't part of any particular saga though an Asperchu saga may arise...--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*Agreed, but do you think we should make like a CWCipedia or Jack saga, too? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:02, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Proposed new page==
Now that he's been mentioned in a video (and likely will be in future videos), as well as having created something notable (Asperchu), should Alec Benson Leary get his own page? --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 06:29, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*No, at this point I think it's more logical to put the stuff about him in the Asperchu article. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 06:40, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Death threats==
Is it me, or is Chris way too trigger happy with his death-threats lately? [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 08:40, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed he is. Seems to make some kind of sense to me though. Chris is getting built up by having his own website organised for him and receiving constant mailbags kissing his ass and inquiring about his life. With the increased attention comes increased delusions of power. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 11:36, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Asperger syndrome

2010-01-06T19:23:21Z

Hayate666:

[[Image:CWCASPIE.JPG|thumb|right|People with Asperger's are frequently called "Aspies"]]

[[Chris]] has an extremely warped and inconsistent view of '''Asperger's syndrome'''. He varies between outright denying that it is part of the [[Autism]] spectrum, to idiotically confusing it with Alzheimer's Disease. You know, since both sound German. Like [[duck|bratwurst]]. He also believes people with Asperger's are [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"Stealing the limelight from us autistics"]].

{{quote|
Aspergers is Nothing At All Like Autism. I have stated this [[lie|Fact]] over and over again in my replies to messages from people who tell me otherwise. I feel very sick and tired of hearing that false rumor that the two are Anything to Full Similar.|[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Chris - in all his failtastic glory]]}}

==Background==
Asperger's syndrome is a social disorder that is considered by some to fall within the autism spectrum. Its symptoms are similar to those seen in high-functioning autism cases like Chris (although, unlike Chris, people with Asperger's syndrome are generally marked by above-average intelligence).

Because many laypersons regard Asperger's and HFA to be essentially interchangeable and identical, and because the slang term "aspie" (short for "Asperger's", obviously) is often used to describe anyone with a disorder along the autism spectrum, newcomers to the Chris-chan phenomenon sometimes assume that he has and/or claims to have Asperger's. A few people even jump to the conclusion that, like some people who claim to have Asperger's, Chris is self-diagnosed.

However, Chris is easily offended by the suggestion that Asperger's syndrome is even remotely similar to autism.

==Chris on Asperger's==
For some time, Chris referred to Asperger's as a disorder that affects the memory - [[IRC (02 January 2009)|on IRC]], in his online [[Quizzes#Autism Quiz|Autism Quiz]], in the [[Sonichu 1 Official Videobook]], and in his [[Mailbag]] on [[CWCipedia]], among other places. It appeared as if Chris was confusing Asperger's with Alzheimer's disease, an easy enough mistake for someone as stupid as he is to make.

Not long after Chris began answering the Mailbag, Asperger's became a recurring topic in the column. Numerous e-mails doggedly attempted to correct his misconceptions, while in his replies Chris became much more defensive and much less consistent in his arguments about why Asperger's is so different from autism. Eventually, he decided to settle the issue with a [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|spectacularly butthurt essay]], revealing the real reason Asperger's "grinds his gears."

{{Quote|And those with Aspergers DARE try to take the Shine and Limelight AWAY from us Autistic people, not only with their "Social Flaws" and such possibly similar traits to Autism. But to SHUN us Autistics by being BETTER Communicatively and Mentally than us.|Chris, claiming that people with Asperger's are out to steal his autistic thunder.}}

In short, Chris doesn't understand what differences between his condition and Asperger's syndrome may or may not exist, and more to the point, he doesn't care. He simply feels that people with Asperger's are receiving some measure of the attention and sympathy that [[Chris and his ego|he deserves]] instead. Naturally, [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] ensues. In [[Mailbag 19]] he even admits that the first thing he thinks of when he hears the term Aspergers is "Competing Retards".

Chris basically outright refuses to gain any higher understanding of Asperger's: he states in his [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Cwcipedia article]] that it's a "fact" that HFA and Asperger's are [[Lie|entirely unrelated]] (despite stating in the sentence beforehand that the article is composed of his "honest personal opinions"), and that anything to the contrary is a false rumour, despite said false rumour being a popular scientific opinion. Of course, that doesn't fit into Chris's view of things, so he ends up just ignoring it and pretending it doesn't exist.

Chris's belief that he is somehow representing his fellow autistics in some sort of tribal conflict against people with Asperger's is funny on a couple of levels. For one, it's all a figment of his overactive imagination, and for another, autistics who've been exposed to Chris universally regard him as a revolting embarrassment to other people with the same condition.

He's also just kind of bothered by the fact that it sounds kind of like "ass burgers".

==Real differences between Asperger's and autism==

According to Chris, having Asperger's is [[Chris and Anger|NOTHING LIKE AUTISM GET IT THROUGH YOUR DANG DIRTY SKULLS]]! Of course we don't have to take [[Chris|Chris's]] word for it and we would be clinically insane if we did. People that are far more qualified than him have done some research on the matter and the results may be considered not entirely surprising.

'''Spoiler''': [[fail|Chris couldn't be more wrong if he tried]]. Srsly.<ref>[http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:0eVuokPKvMoJ:www.sacramentoasis.com/docs/8-22-03/as_%26_hfa.pdf+difference+asperger+autism&hl=nl&gl=nl&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEEShq7bXfr0kKmJZJO041e8U6YGlrx0bwKzBzXWh0tJHAWrIe024G57KwzsmIjUW5rrsNhXUr7ld4nVUWIMJRXFXzoIUksEVD8GBb7t_FhNriLnFJp5vcrfkd_tLlmUqFsY3gDCxL&sig=AHIEtbRUV1TCXswi1U77qGwN-mVIUHVG3w Study by renowned autism researcher Tony Attwood]</ref>

{{quotebox|There has been research comparing the cognitive profile of adolescents with autism and Asperger's syndrome. The studies have examined the cognitive profile of what may becalled 'High Functioning Autism', that is children with a diagnosis of autism with an Intelligence Quotient in the normal range, i.e. above 70. The term High Functioning Autism has been used in the past to describe children who had the classic signs of autism in early childhood but as they developed, formal testing of their cognitive skills indicated a greater degree of intellectual ability with greater social and adaptive behaviour skills than are usual with children with autism. Their clinical outcome was better than expected. The cognitive abilities of this group of children were then compared to the cognitive profile of children with Asperger's syndrome, who did not have a history of early cognitive or language delay. The results of the research has not established a distinct and consistent profile for each group. It was found that only a minority of each diagnostic group showed a characteristic profile.

Clinical experience and research has confirmed that in terms of the child's behavioural profile, children and adults with High Functioning Autism and Asperger's syndrome have a very similar presentation. Both groups benefit from the same behavioural treatment programs. The recommendations from clinicians and academics for treatment for both High Functioning Autism and Asperger's syndrome are the same. Clinicians have noted that as the clinical picture of Pervasive Developmental Disorders or Autistic Spectrum Disorders changes over time, a child may receive a diagnosis of severe autism or High Functioning Autism at one point in their developmental history and Asperger's syndrome at a later stage.

In short, the research and clinical experience would suggest that there is no clear evidence that they are different disorders. Their similarities are greater than their differences.}}

Perhaps the leading irony of Chris's crusade against Asperger's is that in many cases, the only real difference between a diagnosis of "high-functioning autism" and "Asperger's" is the time at which the diagnosis was made. Asperger's syndrome was first added to the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual in 1994, and it wasn't until the 2000s that it gained substantial recognition among professionals. Chris happens to have made "high-functioning autism" a cornerstone of his identity because that's the diagnosis he received as a child in the late 1980s. If he'd been born two decades later, though, it is quite likely he'd have wound up diagnosed with the Asperger's label he so fiercely detests. In which case, that article he wrote would probably be ranting about the autistics trying to steal his aspie thunder.

TL;DR: Autism and Asperger's are so similar even people trained to diagnose them have trouble telling the difference.

==See also==
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]

==Sauces==
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[[Category:Autistic Spectrum Disorders]]