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Talk:Song of Christian

2010-12-21T04:21:23Z

Hazard:

He kind of sounds like Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
* Oh god, you're right! Can't unhear. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 00:30, 14 March 2009 (CET)

==The F in English==
There's some confusion over what F Chris is referring to. Some believe that he got an F for this video (though how could he get an F for a video where he's complaining about getting an F for?) but based on the fact that (after listening to it again), he talks about how he started out with an A and the teacher kept going "lower and lower" with his grade, it seems to suggest that Chris is complaining about his cumulative grade in English and thought he'd throw in his bitching at the end since his English teacher would have to see it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:06, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I think it's just referring to the poetry assignment. It might be his arrogance to assume that the assignment was worth an A, and then in the teacher's evaluation of it, she lowered that deserved grade all the way to an F. It being the cumulative grade in English does make sense, but if Song of Christian 2 was also made in mid-May, it would be too early to get a final grade. Although it's possible that he found out via an early warning notice or something.

I also find it unlikely that this video was for the class. I just always thought of it as him playing around with his camera, talking about various things relevant to him. However, if it were for class, it would most likely be only the first video; the second one only talks about the poem kind of as an afterthought. He makes reference to presumably his English teacher, with a name that is unclear, but starts with a B. In any event, it's different from the name (if it were a name) he said in the 'indecipherable mutter' soon before the reading of the poem. [[User:Pitifuladultlife|Pitifuladultlife]] 15:25, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

I think it is highly unlikely that Chris had a video camera to play around with at age 16. Chris has a lot of disposable income now because of his tugboat, but before he turned 18 his parents were probably keeping it all, and we know he didn't have a job. Chris was likely issued a camera by his school to make this video. Also remember that this was before youtube, so Chris didn't have the expectation that everyone in the world watches every video he makes. If he made this in the privacy of his own home for his own edification, then why is he referring to the teacher as 'you' and speaking as if she can hear him. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 20:21, 20 December 2010 (PST)

=="I talk well"==
Transcribing is a son of a bitch when this guy shoots out something three words in advance, and has to backtrack.
''And anyway, say, uh, sh-should, uh, or should I say this old-fashioned ah...'' He's a fuckin' dyslexic Foghorn Leghorn! Chris also uses language to infer that his audience should already know all about him. I'm assuming that in these ''pre-internet'' days he would ''blab'' incessantly about himself to kids and teachers.

The mumble after the poem's introduction sounds like "Here it is, Miss Snow[?]". Perhaps grudgingly addressing a teacher under his breath? [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 06:59, 17 May 2009 (CEST)

== I wonder who this video was made for? ==

I wonder who this video was made for? It wayyy predates Chris's YouTube adventures, and he can't possibly have thought of creating this sort of self-promotional DVDs at that time. It's pretty clear why he included it on the DVD (since the idea was probably to cram in every piece of video featuring him, ever), but who did he, ''at the time it was filmed,'' think this video was made for? Did he just pick up a camera and think "I shall create 'The Christian Chandler Show' in my image"? If he just wanted to rant about the poem not getting enough respect, why film it? ...just a few questions that probably never get really good answers. --[[User:Wwwwolf|Wwwwolf]] 16:47, 7 June 2009 (CEST)
*I think the standard interpretation is that this was made for a class project, though it's possible he made it for himself. However, the fact he asks people not to laugh, that he addresses his English teacher, etc. seems to suggest that it was for his class. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:03, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

== Transcribed the second video. ==

Now I'm going to go stick my dick in the toaster. It will be less painful than trying to figure out what this fat fuck was saying... [[User:AnalCactus|AnalCactus]] 01:25, 28 July 2009 (CEST)
:Good luck, there's a lot of stuff in the second video that I've been wondering about, particularly some of the things he says while raging on his English teacher--[[User:Megaman|<font face="Impact" color="blue" size="2px">''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!''</font> ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 01:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

== Tone ==

Why do you think that his voice sounds so far removed from his typical nasal monotone? Was it just that he had more energy at 16 (because he wasn't such a lazy fattie)? Less emotional baggage from all the crap that happened to him after high school? [[User:Semicolon|Semicolon]] 02:12, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Plagiarism? ==

Call me uncultured(I'm from Kentucky so it's probably correct), but what poem did Chris steal from? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:08, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
* The poems are named right bellow the transcript of the "Song of Christian" in part 1. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 18:04, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

== Best Buy vs. Best Products ==

I know Christian has terrible pronunciation, but I really don't think he's saying Best Buy in the video. I think he's talking about the defunct department store Best Products. If you listen to the video again, I think it's obvious that he's not mispronouncing the word buy, but is fumbling saying the word products. I know it's minor, but at least part of the story makes more sense. --[[User:ThaFNFreak|ThaFNFreak]] 15:50, 5 November 2010 (PDT)
*Yeah, he's definitely saying Best Products. Also, it probably doesn't matter too much given Chris's slippery memory, but Best Buy didn't exist in 1982 and their store in Charlottesville looks like it opened in the 2000s. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 12:46, 7 November 2010 (PST)
**I also edited out the factual error about Best Buy, since it's no longer relevant. --[[User:ThaFNFreak|ThaFNFreak]] 20:16, 13 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Breast Cancer Awareness

2010-10-21T02:53:41Z

Hazard:

{{Not A Forum}}

If nobody else is on, I'll do a rough transcription [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 21:39, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
Transcription done. I'm not entirely sure how to format it to have the video and all that cool stuff show up, so if anyone could do that, it'd be rad. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 21:57, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
* I got that formatting thing up, now to identify it.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:10, 18 October 2010 (PDT)
== What's in Chris's Kitchen Game ==
Identify the shit. We should start a list on the main article. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

* I made a start. The video quality is really bad and I'm not good at recognizing American brand names. Sufficient enough to say, there is a fucking mountain of junk, unwashed plates and food scraps left out in the open. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:22, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

* Is this really the most appropriate place for this, or is there enough material to spin this off into it's own 'Chris's Kitchen'/'Chris's House' article? [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 19:53, 20 October 2010 (PDT)
== Stolen? ==
That last bit HAS to be stolen from somewhere. Chris isn't that funny. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 06:47, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*It's pobably been said to him at some point by a gal-pal. --[[User:Svek|Švek]] 07:00, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Breast Cancer Awareness

2010-10-19T04:57:02Z

Hazard:

Breast Cancer Awareness

2010-10-19T04:49:31Z

Hazard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9es2xamI57s&f

=== Transcription ===

''[Chris is sitting in his kitchen with his shirt obviously padded to make it appear like he has very large breasts. Throughout the radio or television plays loudly in the background]''

Seriously, though, folks, there is something else that you should be aware of ''[He scratches his noses, and glances off-screen]'' you know, breast cancer. You know what that's both us both males and females, regardless of size. ''[He adjusts his fake breasts, pauses, then laughs]''

Anyway, make yourselves aware of this. You should feel your tatas. ''[Cups his own fake breasts, then a creepy stare at the camera]'' Feel your breasts. Check to see if you have any lumps, they could be breast cancer. You never know. If you suspect breast cancer, go get yourself checked out with a doctor. Breast cancer awareness. ''[Draws a ribbon in the air with his fingertip]'' Pink ribbon.

''[Cuts to a closeup on his chest, fake breasts still intact. Radio/TV is no longer in the background]''

Hey. Hey hey. Hey! ''[He grabs the camera, pointing it towards his face]'' Eyes up here, buddy.

Talk:Breast Cancer Awareness

2010-10-19T04:39:36Z

Hazard: Created page with "If nobody else is on, I'll do a rough transcription ~~~~"

If nobody else is on, I'll do a rough transcription [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 21:39, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-21T09:04:42Z

Hazard:

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
:::: I bet when Fox cancels the Cleveland Show (and they will, everyone i know hates that garbage), I totally expect CWC to rage about it and blame the leaving of that voice actress for the cancellation --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The Trucker Look is what he described it to Sydney as, so I'm voting for 'The Trucker'. That and I must automatically agree with anything Beat says because he is awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:55, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I also vote for "The Trucker."--[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 20:18 20 May 2010 (PST)
::::::* "The Trucker" has my vote as well. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Rocky can't watch over Chris forever. One of these days, she'll think that Chris has finally changed his ways and turn a blind eye. When that happens, Chris will return. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:53, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::In fact, Rocky's influence is already slipping. Chris added in the video comments about Jews, his family's health status and special pleading for his autism. This is the same tactic he used in the video "It's Okay To Be Gay"; tell everything they want you to say but slip from time to time. Oh yes, he's coming back. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ==

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who doesn't notice any difference between the two voice actresses on "The Cleveland Show." Maybe it's the horrible audio quality on Chris's PSEye, but I can't hear any difference. --SpaceScreaminJohn 03:23, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:Seemed slightly higher-pitched to me, but seeing as how her character is supposed to be a teenage girl, it's not a big deal. Also, he's not recording with the PSeye. You can see it on top of the TV in the background.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:10, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::As someone that watches the show... Yes, there is an immediately noticeable difference between the two voice actresses, and yes, the new one is... Grating. That said, it's not the sort of thing that deserves the amount of attention Chris has given it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:06, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Yeah, I know, not a forum, but. ==

Has anyone noticed how he referred to himself in the third-person (through Seinfeld) as a teenager?
Isn't that a bit odd? I know it's old news he's mentally stuck as a teenager, but still. He said it himself.
Edit: Ffff. Didn't re-read the article. For some reasn when I originally wanted to post this, the whole thing error'd on me.
So yeah, ignore my observation.
*Sign your post please. Also, it may be that he was speculating that he'd be confused ''for'' a teenager--he seems convinced that he hasn't changed at all physically since high school.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
**My impression was that he was just talking about some random autistic teenager. Granted, the only person Chris cares about is Chris, so you had better belive that this random teenager would basically be Chris in every way shape and form.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:01, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Comedy ==
Anyone think that this could be a good basis for a 'Chris and Comedy' page? This isn't really Random Access Humor, it is just unfunny. Chris thinks that his weird, rambling stand-up thing about autism, that contains no actual jokes, is funny.
Any thoughts? [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 09:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-05-13T13:47:55Z

Hazard: Forgot signature

I'll transcribe this I guess. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Everybody knows that BITCHES need transcribing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Damian==
Is he talking about the wallflower? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:Yes. "Damian Antaria" was a pseudonym of some sort, hence the speech marks in the vid title. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 19:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:: I know it was a pseudonym, just asking to be sure about the gal pal being wallflower. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 19:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Chris is just too stupid to resist dropping the dox of other people on the internet. Of course, it's futile to tell him how bad dropping dox is, since he refuses to listen to anyone other than himself. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:33, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to explain to me in very simple terms how can we keep on censoring Chris. I mean, he's INSISTING on dropping WallFlower's name and aliases all over the place. There's little that we can do. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Maybe when the CWCVille Library mirrors these videos involving the Walliflower, we can ask them to censor her name and upload those videos here instead to keep our promise of censorship for her sake. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 04:13, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* If the poor gal could keep him on a leash we wouldn't have this problem. Sadly, if she contacted him again, even just to say "for fuck's sake stop splattering my name all over YouTube," he'd probably just think that meant she still wanted him after all... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Bloody stalker. That's it, I am out of here; I need a beer! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Okay, we're overthinking this. Let's keep her name in the videos and the transcripts and continue as usual. If she complains, we tell her to take it up with Chris--we're just documenting what he says and he insists on dropping her name. We may also need to remind her that the names "Heather" and "Damian Antaria" are not directly linked to one another and the article discussing her connection to Chris has been edited for anonymity.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:17, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

I googled Damian Antaria and it it led me to a page on fanfiction.net of a girl whose username is Damian-Antaria (real name Antaria Wilson, approximately 24 years old): if she's the girl Chris' talking about then I guess he's going for girls who like yaoi, going against his homophobia.--[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]]
:Chris probably has no clue that she writes yaoi fanfiction. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:52, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::Turns out he does, but he'll overlook that for china --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 03:52, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

==Chris is getting desperate for china==
Soon he'll probably just upload a video demanding china.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 3:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:I'll lol hard if he does that. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah I would, but seeing as this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] we're talking about it seems like he probably will either just claim he got laid even if he didn't or go mad saying that the sex with Lovely Weather actually did happen.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 19:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* How fucking awful is it when, even when not talking to Chris, we use the phrase "china" instead of pussy, and nobody cares?[[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:44, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
** It's a clear sign that we're all on this website too much. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 10:47, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
*** How can the manchild have such a TRUE and LOYAL trollbase? This is wrong. I hate myself.-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:58, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Fun Fact==

Chris posted his threats to Surf Shack Tito around 3 am his time, and this video around 3 pm his time. He's wearing a different shirt, suggesting that he woke up around 2 in the afternoon, depending on how long it takes Chris to put on a different bra and shirt. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 20:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Isn't it possible that he woke up earlier and got dressed? Then again, if he's up at 3 in the morning making death threats to second rate Nickelodeon cartoon characters, does it matter?[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 23:00, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

When does he talk about women loving men who beg? I don't see that anywhere. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Chris doesn't; that's just an observation by the editor because Chris keeps saying please -- [[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 02:03, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Actually - he hints at something like this at one point by disagreeing that men are the magnets. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 12:41, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==I think the transcripts off==

When he says "I mean, you aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! It's better that for a little while", it looks to me like he's saying "I respected that for awhile". It makes more sense to me because he's clearly implying he's a better match for her, thus bringing up his whole "I'm a gentleman" thing he often does when china is involved, and because "It's better that for a little while" doesn't make any sense.--[[User:Curseshot|Curseshot]] 21:43, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Good catch. It was hard to tell what he was saying, the way he slurs that part. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Fan Video==

What? What is this? Why is it on my CWCki? I'm missing the joke here... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:34, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Toughdog thinks he's funny. --[[User:KingTaco|KingTaco]] 16:50, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Right. I thought it was curiously unfunny. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:50, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Completely agreed. --[[User:KingTaco|KingTaco]] 16:52, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Paused Video on the TV in the background==

Lets discuss the significance of this here --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 14:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
:Naaah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:48, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Racism/Sambo==
It sounds like he's saying "That old sambo" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo_(racial_term) instead of 'Sumbah' which I'm not quite sure is a word. Can I get confirmation on 'Sambo'? If this is true, it means this is yet another instance of Chris hating on Tito for being a niggo, which he obviously isn't, and it's almost certainly a word that Chris learned from Bob. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 13:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!

2010-05-13T13:47:28Z

Hazard:

Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

2010-05-12T09:08:10Z

Hazard: /* maury */

{{Not A Forum}}

Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Rename==
I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
**That name sounds good.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
**"The Greene County Conspiracy" is great. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 00:42, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to [[Song of Christian]]? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*/sign --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 23:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Why don't we just call it 8 May 2010? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 10:52, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*8 May 2010 is the proper thing to call this. That said, if we're gonna give it a custom title, I would suggest "Chris looks back".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:06, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'd suggest "Chris Breaks Down". [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*How about "The Bourne Autistic" or "eternal despair of the autistic mind" or simply "Chris has 0 friends" or "Chris has 0 friends (the Greene county conspiracy uncovered)"-[[User:OfficerBagget|OfficerBagget]] 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I think it should be called 'Chris goes emo' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:47, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, it's not a useful name but as we've discussed before, ideally we should be keeping Chris's original naming. I'd rather leave it, to be honest. If people have people locating this video, we'll consider renaming it then, unless someone has a more compelling argument. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

*I vote for "The Greene County Conspiracy."

*I would vote for "Chris Gets the Greene County Blues." See its funny cause green and blue are colors that go well together! Barring that, I'd say "The Greene County Conspiracy" would be a great choice title. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 02:44, 10 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!

*Either the current title (original video name without the useless .MOV file extension), or date. Barring that, "Live from the pits of paranoia: The Greene County Conspiracy, or how a narcissistic manchild thinks every bad thing is everyone else's fault, part the umpteenth." (I know long titles aren't in fashion, but...) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 12:08, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

*I for one like the current title's mysterious quality, but renaming it with words would be more useful in the long run, especially since Chris might reference this video in the future. I see a lot of people are trying to be clever, but "The Greene County Conspiracy" is the most accurate (and popular) title being discussed. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:11, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I'd go for the cwcvillelibrary's name of dem autistic blues.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 19:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I vote Green county Conspiracy I mean he obviously thinks there is one so why not just do as his delusions make him thing? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

==Cry some more, Chris==
Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*"We" didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Pertinence==
This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Maybe we could link his newletter to here to show another way he is similar to a conspiracy theorist.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Shirt. ==

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to ''possibly'' riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I ''believe'' to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost ''alot'' of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
* First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange ''Sonic Heroes'' t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the ''Sonic Heroes'' logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Almost thought it was the shirt from "10 September 2009" since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Isn't this the "Jerkop" shirt he used to wear during the Ivy saga? It looks orange in this video and the "Jerkop" one is bright yellow, but seeing how bad the quality is... --[[User:Goronian|Goronian]] 12:28, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Why not have some kind of official redirect? The redirect would be named "The Greene County Conspiracy" of course. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 07:19, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

==The Conspiracy==
I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County.
(2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu.
(3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation [[User:Urist|Urist]] 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? [[User:BrokenDead89|BrokenDead89]] 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of <s>Adam Stackhouse</s> <s>Joshua Martinez</s> <s>Jerkops</s> <s>Clyde Cash</s> <s>THE IMPOSTOR</s> <s>That Damn ED Page</s> <s>The Cwcki</s> <s>Michael Snyder</s> <s>Ms. Roach the Babysitter</s> <s>Chris's principal</s> The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it==

The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the "Extreme Sports" show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous "Young Adult Social Group" in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

**From what it sounds like, Chris has finally realized how socially isolated he has become, and instead of examining his behavior to see if their are any faults, he blames everyone in life that he has viewed as being mean to him. Now that even his YSAG no longer supports him or even wants to be around him, he has eventually realized that he has no friends. Apparently, this realization is so ego-shattering to Chris, he has to find other forces that are at fault for this, even though this is a problem that he specifically created... I also believe this video was purposely done in silhouette, because he doesn't want the "trolls" to see him cry. As stupid as he is, he has proven in past videos that he is capable of shooting a decently lit video. As we can all recall, when Chris was kicked out of his english class as PVCC, he was extremely distraught because no one was there to comfort him. Now that he's realized he has no one to comfort him again, perhaps we can see more drastic actions in the future: The return to stalking women in stores, trying to "be at the sociable places", and perhaps even a renewed push in the sweetheart search. That's my 2 cents --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:49, 9 May 2010 (EST)

==Holy shit, guys==

Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but "You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters." fits me to the letter --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== The radio call in contest ==

Would it be possible to look into 95.1's archives to find a recording of Chris winning? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 12:11, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Heh, I just looked up the radio station on google to try to do this, and the tag is "Z95 Today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for women." P.S. I'm looking now. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The contest itself==

I am trying to find info on the event itself. All I could is find the stadium where the event took place, in the university of Virgina, but that's it. I can't find the event Chris went to. Any suggestions? Maybe I can get a picture of Chris as a contest winner. --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:02, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Googling "Extreme Action Sports" gets http://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=12447194 , which appears to be the right event. It is a motocross style thing. Very Virginia. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 02:02, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Bob's Influence ==

This seems like something Bob would say. He would be more concerned with being unable to sell 14 Branchland Court, more likely to use the phrase "paid off the realtors," and more likely to have a firmer memory of such adult details than Chris. By this token, Chris is simply repeating something his father said into the camera, taking it as fact. Then, midway through, he decides that surely the Michael Snyder incident, which Bob is either unaware of or unconcerned by, is also involved. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:20, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

*Most likely. You have to remember: Chris is like a sponge, he takes every message than manages to permeate his thick skull (ads, statements, rants, ect) and repeats them as verbatim fact. He's too low-functioning to form his own opinions, and simply parrots what he hears and likes... Speaking of Snyder, someone contact Mao. I think his response is more than worthy of a CWCipedia AD on our spoiled little manchild's page. With any luck, it might prompt an angry response video, with ample amounts of tard raging --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:32, 10 May 2010 (EST)

== Paranoia ==

Chris seems to be growing increasingly paranoid. if he hasn't cracked yet, he's definitely cracking. That's obvious, and this video only makes the fact even more so. Ol' Mike obviously has nothing to do with this, and Chris seems to think he does. Perhaps Chris thinks he's a Jewish reptilian who was behind 9/11 too? i wouldn't put it beyond him by this point. [[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 01:28, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think that Chris is in the clutches of paranoia. Even if he got solid reasons to be (Trolling), I thinks it's the narcissism talking. For one in his life, he had an opportunity to share something and be a philanthropical show-off. He just dint understood why it dint worked. In his twisted world where he's perfect, he just went back to the past and blamed the biggest culprit his (autistic) mind can find. Since Count Graduon was taken, he went deeper. So, in his mind, he can't get better friends because the opportunity to make childhood friends was taken by the autistic-intolerant director of the Nathanael Greene Elementary School. Since he solidified this in his mind, he uses the same excuse for the mystery (in his point of view) behind the recent Game Place fiasco. So, this is not paranoia, it is pure 'Tard-Logic in action. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:34, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

==The Dirty Snyder's Response==

Is there any proof that this is a real response by Michael Snyder? It just looks more like a stupid troll trying to hurt Chris. I doubt Michael Snyder spends his spare time looking for CWC videos on youtube. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 02:06, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

==maury==
I know, not a forum, but I just realized he's watching maury in the background. One has to wonder if he draws any of his influence or social cues and social knowledge/understanding from maury.[[User:Seniorcitizenvirgin|Seniorcitizenvirgin]] 03:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)-
* He's only watching Maury in the background of the (Bad) troll response video, where it's the segment about the girl who is terrified of pickles. In the real video, if you've watched it, the TV is off. [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 09:08, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

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