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<div>[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]<br />
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'''Warning - Naughty Women ;)''' (officially '''10102009 Warning - Naughty Women. ;)''') is a video in which [[Chris]] tries to use [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], a drawing of himself [[Fuck Quest|having sex]] with three female members of his [[Guitar Hero]] "rock band" as evidence against allegations that he's a [[homosexual]]. He also specifically points out that one of them is [[Niggos|"half-and-half"]] to refute accusations of racism. <br />
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Of course, by trying to pass a drawing off as a photograph, all Chris really proves is that he lacks the ability to [[Chris and reality|distinguish fantasy from reality]] ''(either that, or that he's an outright idiot.)'' He also accuses trolls of being immature, while showing off a Rule 34 drawing he did of his virtual harem from a video game. Real mature, Chris.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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'''Official description:''' Warning - Naughty Women. ;)<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Warning - Naughty Women ;)<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nR_udefSZt4}}<br />
| stardate = 10 [[October 2009]]<br />
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[9 October 2009]]<br />
| next = [[Challenge for Clyde]]<br />
}} <br />
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{{quote|Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! I'm having sex with three women!}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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Hmm, [[Captain's Log|Captain's Loooog]]. [[CWCki:DATING|The 10th of October 2009]]. <br />
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Now. I would like to make it perfectly clear, but first I would like to state...THE update [''dramatic [[glasses]] removal''] that will be on the [[CWCipedia]] tomorrah-uh-duh-later tonight or tomorrow. A few more pages for the numb nine book. So, look forward to that [''short pause''] good viewers.<br />
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Now, for those who DAYARE continue to mislabel me as dang [[homos|''gaaaaay'']], homosexual, or bisexual, uggh... ''[shakes head]'' I'm straight. I. Am. Straight. <br />
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[''Chris approaches the [[camera]] by maneuvering around something off-screen, grabs the camera, and holds it close to his face''] <br />
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And I tell you what. If I was a s-homosetsual or anything like that, would I not would I be having sex...<br />
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[''angles camera down and shoves [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] fully into the frame, with strips of paper taped over the genitals and nipples, including Chris's''] <br />
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..with THREE WOMEN? Huh? Huh? Look at it! Look at it! [[Chris and reality|I'm having sex with three women]], and you know what? The one in the middoo is [[niggos|half-and-half!]]<br />
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[''Chris points camera back at his enraged face''] <br />
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I am STRAIGHT. Get through your damn dirty immature skulls! <br />
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[''sets camera back down with a forceful thud, meanders back to where he was originally standing by awkwardly stepping over the object from earlier, takes a moment to set himself''] <br />
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Thank you very much [''flashes victory sign''] and have a good day. <br />
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[''bends down to the controller to halt recording'']<br />
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==Remix==<br />
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Chris-Chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZOpGtblij8Y }}<br />
| stardate = 10 [[October 2009]]<br />
| maker = AngusHiggens<br />
| subject = {{Homos|text}}<br />
| type = Remix<br />
}} <br />
== See also ==<br />
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], about the drawing itself.<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
*[[Chris and reality]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[9 October 2009]]|nextlink=[[Challenge for Clyde]]|}}<br />
{{Captain's Log}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-09]]<br />
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-10-09]]<br />
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-10-09]]</div>Heather Dalleyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Heather_Dalley&diff=164435User:Heather Dalley2013-01-02T00:52:35Z<p>Heather Dalley: ...</p>
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