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CatKnight Interview 3

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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.

== Highlights ==

Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past that Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.

[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].

==Transcript==
'''Arthur:''' Hello, Christine? 
'''Chris:''' Yes, hello Arthur. 
'''Arthur:''' Oh, how are you doing today? 
'''Chris:''' I'm alright. 
'''Arthur:''' Fantastic— 
'''Chris:''' Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new questions and inquiries? 
'''Arthur:''' Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again? 
'''Chris:''' The CWCki. 
'''Arthur:''' The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those. 
'''Chris:''' Yes... 
'''Arthur:''' I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth. 
'''Chris:''' Yes. Alright, well, fire away. 
'''Arthur:''' Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound? 
'''Chris:''' Yes, that sounds very good. 
'''Arthur:''' Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident. 
'''Chris:''' Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well. 
'''Arthur:''' That's just horrible, why would someone do that? 
'''Chris:''' [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the stereotypical reasons. 
'''Arthur:''' I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, unfortunately, that... is true. 
'''Arthur:''' That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly. 
'''Arthur:''' Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much. 
'''Arthur:''' Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Arthur:''' But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody— 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Arthur:''' even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumors being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation. 
'''Arthur:''' Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you. 
'''Chris:''' Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that. 
'''Arthur:''' It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully. 
'''Chris:''' [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out. 
'''Arthur:''' Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters. 
'''Chris:''' Yes. 
'''Arthur:''' Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die. 
'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh... 
'''Arthur:''' It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well. 
'''Arthur:''' Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child. 
'''Chris:''' [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millenium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato. 
'''Arthur:''' So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck. 
'''Chris:''' [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises''] 
'''Chris:''' [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time. 
'''Arthur:''' That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh''] 
'''Chris:''' Yes. 
'''Arthur:''' That was funny. 
[''brief silence''] 
'''Arthur:''' So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first. 
'''Chris:''' I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference. 
'''Arthur:''' Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. 
'''Arthur:''''Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you. 
'''Chris:''' [''[[sigh]]''] 
'''Arthur:''' But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that. 
'''Chris:''' I am none of those things. 
'''Arthur:''' None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church. 
'''Chris:''' Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there. 
'''Arthur:''' Okay, okay. And— 
'''Chris:''' Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that. 
'''Arthur:''' And are you getting along with your current congregation? 
'''Chris:''' Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time. 
'''Arthur:''' Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Arthur:''' Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe? 
'''Chris:'''Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights. 
'''Arthur:''' And, do you go often? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women. 
'''Arthur:''' Ah, more women. It's a good place to go. 
'''Chris:''' Yes. Yeah. 
'''Arthur:''' So it's it's- 
'''Chris:''' [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place. 
'''Arthur:''' So, technically, going to Impulse is an impulse for you. 
'''Chris:''' Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate. 
'''Arthur:''' Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't worry about that. 
'''Chris:''' [interrupting Arthur] Right.. Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group, of women that usually went there.. really big.. and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no, that was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names... uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part... at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, "Itty bitty titty per- parade". Sometin' like that. 
'''Arthur:''' I think the terminology is "Itty Bitty Titty Committee". 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that was it. But anyway, um, yeah because I did not know their names, that was just, I mean I didn't- it- it came to my mind, so that's, was just a... offhand reference. Had nothin' to do with my opinions, or anything- or what- or anything that- it- I was just borrowing the term. 
'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, understandable. Hey, we all say dumb things. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Arthur:''' Okay! Last one, and then straight to Sonichu. It's gonna be perfect. Um, I noticed on the CWCki, it mentions that every once in a while, you get... gifts? And donations? From people, sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated? 
'''Chris:''' Yes. Yes. 
'''Arthur:''' Wh-what kind of things do you get? I mean exactly, I mean I hope you're not getting, like, shoe boxes full of cat poop, or... You know... 
'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no, um, so that does not happen, very often... Uh, only once... time, only one time, though, somebody had sent me a Tupperware full of... Horse manure... And we put that- and we put that in the- 
'''Arthur:''' (''stifled laughter, breaking character'') I'm sorry, no, you gotta be kiddin'- (''in character)'' no. That's just wrong. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. That- th- anyway w- we put that in the trash immediately after we figured that- 
'''Arthur:''' I would hope so! 
(''pause'') 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
(''pause'') 
'''Arthur:''' Okay, so- like- but- like- d'you get money or is it like, um, like useful household items like soap or toilet paper, things like that? 
'''Chris:''' Um, yeah, they ha- ye- ma- ye- yeah especially after the, uh, fire, we have received a few helpful... Items... In- in th- in the mail. Uhh, we have received m- we have received s- some monetary donations around Christmas time, like, um... One or two actual, functional, gift cards to be redeemed, but uh- but somebody, uhh, one or two sent me EMPTY gift cards, as a... Joke. 
'''Arthur:''' (''uncaringly'') Now that's just mean... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but it's like, uh, y'know, I don't ha- I don't have to actually go out, uh, and be like "Oh I'm going to use the gift card! I don't know whether it's blank or not!" No, I verify them through the, uh, 800 number, that the web address lists on there. 
'''Arthur:''' Oh, that's clever. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah... I mean it- it bothers me that- it bothers me only a little bit, it ticks me off only minorly, but I've pretty much gotten used to that, along with the other... prank... bad... thing... uh... gifts, or... le- or hate mail, as to put it. And I just know to, just overlook this- just overlook that, and be like... Heck with it. 
'''Arthur:''' Well heck I'd always look inside all of 'em, just to make sure there's not a card inside, or something. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Arthur:''' So, okay! I think that covers all of the immmm- little tiny inconsequential questions, now it's time for some straight up business talk. And we're gonna start right off great, you're gonna love this. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. 
'''Arthur:''' Ummm.. There's talk about a game, but I can't go too far into it yet, but umm... If there was a game, how would you like it to be? Would it be an adventure game, would it be a platforming game, an RPG, a puzzle game? 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh... I think it'd be, I think it'd be uhh... mix of which but I think it would mostly be traditional platforming. 
'''Arthur:''' Mmm-kay. 
'''Chris:''' And uh with uh and uh with uh [pause] Uh I'd say inspired by the uh by the past Sonic the Hedgehog games but um.. not- not totally. Be more..... more among what I- what I figure ya know? I- I mean only inspired by but not totally copying. I mean, it's not like Sonic could naturally shoot lightning bolts at enemies. 
'''Arthur:''' No, no. Of course not, of course not. And if um, if this did happen, would the game follow the Sonichu story, like in the comics, like would you just recycle existing storylines or would you create a brand new storyline just for the game? 
'''Chris:''': Uh, yeah-- 
'''Arthur:''': --a brand new storyline just for the game? 
'''Chris:''': Yeah, I would definitely see-- I would say initially, among which, yes, based on what I've done so far, and then also introducing new elements, and [parts?]. 
'''Arthur:''': Okay, okay. All right, so um, another question is: some of my associates have actually seen your videos with the Amiibos and stuff, and um, they noticed you have a LOT of them. Are you, are you constantly making them, or do you just, like, move the same ones around a lot? 
'''Chris:''': Um, I mean, umm... it's not like to... make 'em all the time and then have 'em ready for distribution at once. Uh, no, it's that, what [sounds?]-- that would be like, totally kind of a waste, there, and then I'd just have rooms full of figures that nobody had purchased. Yeah, no, I make-- 
'''Arthur:''': So you just-- 
'''Chris:''': Yeah, no, I do-- 
'''Arthur:''': You just make them to order? 
'''Chris:''': Yeah, I do it as they-- as they come in, yeah. 
'''Arthur:''': Okay, okay. Makes sense, much more practical. 
'''Chris:''': Especially-- especially on the uncommon material figures for the-- what I would use for the chip and the base. 
'''Arthur:''': So, uh... how much do you usually make from your Am-- figurines and medallions? Ballparking, for business. 
'''Chris:''': Uhh, I'd say about, um... I'd, I estimate around... I'd say about around... ten dollars profit, but that's my est-- that's just a guess off the top of my head, I've never really thought about it totally, but... 
'''Arthur:''': Well I mean if-- I mean like in a total, like a, like a single sum number; like, if you took all your figures, all the Amiibos, all the medallions, all the comics you sold, how much do you think you've made in total? 
'''Chris:''': Uhh, but yeah, uh, initially, it did come up to like, uhh, over a th-- over a thousand doll-- over a thousand dollars when I started making the Sonichu figures on-- and selling them on Ebay. 
'''Arthur:''': Okay, okay, so we're on a thousand dollars. All right. Um, if we were to BUY the Sonichu name off of you? Like the rights? How much would that be worth to you? 
'''Chris:''': ...Uh, I would have to totally be involved with every project... 
'''Arthur:''': Oh no no, I understand that, I'm just saying, like, in the sense of if you were going to sell the rights, but you could still be involved, like Stephen King. 
'''Chris:''': Right. Umm... I'm not sure, umm... I'm gonna-- I'm gonna estimate over a million. 
'''Arthur:''': Over a million. So just like a straight million, 1.5, two mil? 
'''Chris:''': Yeah. 
'''Arthur:''': Okay. So, yeah, that's okay. Small number, most people go for fifteen mil, easy, right off the top. 
'''Chris:''': Hmm. All right, well... 
'''Arthur:''': It's too late, you already said a million. 
'''Chris:''': I don't, I don't-- I don't know everything, and, uh, still... 
'''Arthur:''': I'm just-- I'm just messing with you, Chris, don't worry. Hahaha! That kind of stuff will come together in a congre-- will come together in a meeting, and there'll be a contract, and there'll be a lawyer involved, we wouldn't just throw it out there and then just like, give you one choice. 
'''Chris:''': Right. 
'''Arthur:''': It'd be a lot of negotiation crap. All kinds of 'bleugh' stuff, nothing important, really. Um, now, here's an-- here's one question, and it's a little bit about your mother, Barbara. Um... I know she's getting on in years, and I'm not trying to say, you know, anything bad, but um-- 
'''Chris:''': Right. 
'''Arthur:''': If this goes through, um, and you move-- and you end up moving to London, umm-- 
'''Chris:''': [''stress sigh''] 
'''Arthur:''': Are you going-- are you going to be able to live by yourself, if your mother passes? 
'''Chris:''': I would have-- I would definitely need a lotta, lotta money in order for that to make me feel more secure, and I definitely would want my s-- my future, my sweetheart future wife... 
'''Arthur:''': Ohh. 
'''Chris:''': Uh, that's secure. I'd want everyth-- I would feel a lot, lot better if everything was secure, but initially, I don't feel like I could do fair-- I don't think I could do fairly well, initially, financially, and uhh, much else, mentally, emotionally, by myself. 
'''Arthur:''': Yes, you said 'sweetheart,' you have a girlfriend? 
'''Chris:''': Yea-- no, I still don't have one yet. 
'''Arthur:''': Oh, ah. I apologise, I don't mean to pry. 
'''Chris:''': Right. 
'''Arthur:''': But other than that, um... So, you'd be able to do something, but at only under the, uh, the aspect-- 
'''Chris:''': Yeah, after-- 
'''Arthur:''': --of having financial security? 
'''Chris:''': Yeah, after I've, uh, after I feel much-- after I've gotten-- after I find, and-- after I feel more emotionally, financially, secure and everything. 
'''Arthur:''': Okay, okay. All right. And uh, I remember earlier you said something about the, uh, the-- uh, [?], the videos? I mean, I haven't made videos out of this, I just save them as, uh, audio files. 
'''Chris:''': Oh yeah, uhh, yeah, [I asked you if I?], yeah-- 
'''Arthur:''': If you want copies, I can get you copies, no problem. I'll just send them to you. But all I do is I share them with my, uh, associates. I just play them at the meetings we have. 
'''Chris:''': Quite. Uh, but, I mean, yeah, I just-- I would put that on my Facebook to-- so that, so that everybody would be sure to hear the, uh, intervie-- hear the interview and all that. Get the straight-up stories, and... 
'''Arthur:''': Of course, of course. 
'''Chris:''': All the good stuff. 
'''Arthur:''': Now I said I had an idea for you at the end of this, and I think it'd be perfect. It's a little two-in-one deal, that I think my associates would absolutely fucking love. 
'''Chris:''': Hmm. 
'''Arthur:''': Let's take your two Amiibos, one for Sonichu and one for Christine, and uh, we'll get the camera on them, and you can show off your merchandise AND show off a little bit of your voice-acting at the same time. 
'''Chris:''': Oh. Okay, well I mean the difference to being this and the, uh, pitch, uh, Sonichu would be a higher pitch. Compared to me. 
'''Arthur:''': Okay. Well, they just want-- they just want a really short thing. Like, just like, I don't know, just a little bit of pantomime with the two characters. 
'''Chris:''': Hm. 
'''Arthur:''': Just make them have a conversation with each other for like, a minute? Maybe even thirty seconds. 
'''Chris:''': Yeah, all right, well I will think about that. Take it under great consideration. 
'''Arthur:''': Of course, of course. You're not being forced to do anything, but it'd really push the thing. Now before I go -- as I said, I've covered everything we need to cover in this meeting -- there are a few other projects that are being thrown on the table. After all, this is a-- this is an animation company, then we've got shows coming in all the time. We've got, we've got another show that involves an actual hedgehog character, and I've got somebody competing with me to get this show made... 
'''Chris:''': [''vague stress noises''] 
'''Arthur:''': It's been in works for years, and he's tried to-- he's been promoting it like crazy himself. I've got another guy who's trying to get some 'Generation Z' show going; he's some celebrity named Hayden Black, he sounds like a fucking idiot, I don't know who he is, but he's got his show, and I'm trying to get yours on top of the heap. 
'''Chris:''': All right. Uhh, but yeah, you can send me the-- you can tell me if-- you can type it all out and send it to me in an email. I'll be able to understand it completely better then. 
'''Arthur:''': Okay. But other than that, I think we've covered everything, Chris. This covers EVERYTHING. Next time I call you, I will have an answer for you about where things are going to go. 
'''Chris:''': ...All right, good. I will, thank-- thank you for the uhh, interviews, and uh, I'll talk to you next time. 
'''Arthur:''': Of course, Chris...tine, take care. 
'''Chris:''': All right, take care, bye bye. 
'''Arthur:''': Bye.

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* 16 [[February 2016|February]] - Chris releases two videos. [[Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia|One of which]] was for a transwoman named [[Julie|Julia]], "welcoming her to the group". [[Update 02/16/2016|The other]] is about some updates for his [[Etsy]], and a livestream announcement of [[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 3]], including a commentary of his [[Autism Tutorial]], ''if'' someone gives him a PS4.
* 12 [[February 2016|February]] - Chris releases a [[Apologies for offending people|video]] in which he attempts to apologise for hurting people's feelings over [[Asperger's Syndrome]] and the male gender, yet he subconsciously reinforces the fact that his feelings haven't changed. He also apologises for his e-begging and obsession with video games.
* 2 [[February 2016|February]] - Arthur Spatchcock [[CatKnight Interview 3|interviews]] Chris yet again. Chris reveals he received a Tupperware of horse manure and the infamous [[Donald Duck impersonation]] returns.
* 1 [[February 2016|February]] - Chris's [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]] on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls finally ends after he realized no one cared at all.
* 29 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris decides to bash PewDiePie and pressure people to buy his stuff in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a new video]].
* 23-26 [[January 2016|January]] - [[Honest|TRUE AND HONEST]] Sonichu fan Arthur Spatchcock [[CatKnight Interview|interviews]] Chris, who claims that Barb IS NOT a Snorlax, that he will take down the CWCki, and that he looks like Sailor Neptune.
* 25 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris [[Update 1/25/2016|makes a video]] where he explains that he can't mail orders because "the snow is up to his knees", and reads out some of his fanmail.

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==Make a new Saga?==
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)

the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)

==Note==
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.

==Did you know..==
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.

Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)

Did you know "Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24"
[[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)

==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums gone....again? ==

The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)

That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST)
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)

It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)

== Photo of rental house ==

Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Lego Wishlist ==

Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.
This def needs some looking in to!
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
**The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

== QOTN ==

"The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."

**This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.
These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.
I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)

== PSN Tracker ==

I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)

*I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December

* I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)

== refer Chris as a female with female pronouns =

==Article of the Now change?==

So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)

== Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==

Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)

== New update, transgender ==

"...(s)he"

I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be "he", indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)
*I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

== Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==

Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.

==CWCki Logo==
Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now.
The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)

== So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]

This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?

* I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who "participated" in Chris's "embargos" and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)

February 2016 Facebook Posts

2016-02-02T18:14:17Z

Helis5:

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

2016-02-02T18:13:38Z

Helis5: /* Possible Sequel */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{DeadLinks}}

[[Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|thumb|Because making a homemade DVD about yourself justifies your existence.]]

'''''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''''' is [[Chris]]'s famed homemade DVD, featuring various video clips Chris had made before his Internet fame, and his actual, if meager, TV appearances. Despite its title, very little of the material on the DVD was ever featured on TV.

Chris originally sent copies of the DVD only to a select few people, but nevertheless thought him making the DVD was an [[Chris and his Ego|important enough achievement]] to mention repeatedly in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] and elsewhere. He also believed that people would actually be interested in buying a copy along with other merchandise, and even planned a [[Sony|Blu-ray]] release.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> Suffice to say, the disc was actually burned with a Magnavox DVD recorder out of material that appears to have been transferred off of aged VHS tapes, and doesn't actually approach commercial quality, even if it actually had any interesting content that people would actually pay for. Chris possibly thinks that lack of content and video quality that was abysmal to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.

Naturally, since this relic was so profoundly ''important'' in Chris's mind, the [[trolls]] had their curiosity piqued greatly over it. Eventually, a copy was obtained by [[LordSillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, [[Tiffany Robinson]].

After the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], it seems likely that the original copy of the DVD was destroyed.

==Tracklisting==
===''C.W.C. On TV'' Trailer===
To reduce marketing costs, Chris put the trailer for the DVD directly into the DVD. He also uploaded it to YouTube on 5 November 2007. The trailer provides an 8-minute summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole DVD. His YouTube description:

{{quotebox|This is the Trailer of my Limited Distributed DVD. More videos are avilable on [[YouTube#Chris's other video site--Veoh|www.veoh.com]]. Enjoy.}}

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!]]===
From 26 February [[1990s#1994|1994]], shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Anchormen and women on ''[[Wikipedia:WVIR|NBC 29]] [[Wikipedia:Dateline NBC|Dateline News]]'' report him winning a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' contest and earning a $1,000 shopping spree for video games. The pinnacle of Chris's entire existence to date, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.

===[[Song of Christian]]===
Filmed on 15 May [[1990s#1998|1998]], when Chris was 16. Presented as an episode of ''The Christian Chandler Show'', Chris gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends 20 minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about 15 minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], and the rest dedicated to him raging over the fact that the poem [[Honor roll|got him an "F" in school]].

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway#Prototype|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway Prototype]] Animation===

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway]] Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera===
Filmed on 4 June [[1990s#1998|1998]]. Hey, do you like ''Mario Kart''? Do you like LEGO bricks? Do you like stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same 15-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of LEGO men getting into car wrecks? Have we got the clip for you. By the way, LEGO Chris wins the race. [[Chris and his Ego|No surprises there.]]

===[[The City of Cwicville Tour!|Unfinished CWCville Tour]]===
Filmed 12 July [[2000s#2001|2001]]. LEGO Chris gives a tour of his Lego town, passing by 2 landmarks before the video abruptly ends.

===[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|OH BOY!]]
Filmed 16 October [[1990s#1999|1999]]. An anchorwoman on [[Richmond]] [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WWBT|WWBT]] does a fluff piece on the rise of the ''Pokémon'' fandom, Chris happening to be among the small children playing the game. Chris being 17 at the time, years older than the playing crowd, is not discussed. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:

{{quote|I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack!}}

===Christian Chandler's [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]===
Filmed 22 November [[2000s#2003|2003]]. Chris makes an hour-long video of him playing ''Animal Crossing'' that's about as exciting as watching [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|paint]] dry.

===[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|C.W.C.'s ''Animal Crossing''/''Mario Paint'' 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]===
Filmed on 7 June [[2004]]. Chris plays ''Animal Crossing'' in honor of [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] Chandler's anniversary.

===[[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need A Cute Girl" Music Video]]===
Filmed 20 [[2004#December|December 2004]]. Chris sings the lead single off [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|his debut album]] in this music video.

===Chris Chan's [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2005]]. Chris enters a contest where the goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a ''Harvey Birdman'' DVD. He instead blathers on about himself, ''Sonichu'', and Mary Lee Walsh. The time constraints laid out in the contest rules are obvious, as Christian struggles to cram his [[random-access humor]] into a thirty-second soundbite and as a result sounds like the Micro Machines man.

===Chris Chan's [[Pixelated PS3]]===
Filmed on 28 November [[2006]]. Chris enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a PlayStation 3. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?", Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from LEGOs and [[Pixelblocks]].

===C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics===
Chris films images taken from [[1980s#1982|1982]]-[[2007]]. Meanwhile, the 1998 [[KCWC broadcast]], which gives new insight into Chris's past, is playing in one audio channel in the background, alongside assorted pop songs and his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|first]] album.

===[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2007]]. Closing the DVD, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "ladies and gentlemen and dudes of all teenages."

==Great Director's Cut==
After the DVD was leaked onto the internet, Chris claimed<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> that the trolls didn't have the "Director's Cut", which includes footage of Chris's [[Christmas]] from [[Christmas#2004|2004]] and takes from the [[Pixelated PS3]] commercial. The trolls long thought that the "Director's Cut" was just a bluff he used to save face. That was, until [[December 2014]], when it was revealed that [[Catherine]] acquired a copy and handed over some footage to a CWCki Forums member to upload to YouTube, thus proving its existence.

He later told [[Regina]] that he has a "Master Copy" with over ''6 hours'' of tedious crap.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> The fate of this version after the events of [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|10 January 2014]] is unknown.

===[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004 parts 1 & 2]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris videotapes footage around the house while discussing C-Mas. Notable for being made when the hoard was in its infancy.

===[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Chris After Christmas 2004]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris bitches some more about [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]] and the continuation of his [[Love Quest]].

==Possible Sequel==
In an email to [[Cole]], Chris expresses his intention to create a new DVD "around (his) 50th or sooner"<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>. So far, this sequel has not materialized as of [[January 2016]].

==Images from the Physical DVD==
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Image:062-CWCsDVD.jpg|Cover.
Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|The cover of the release edition.
Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|And the Director's Cut Edition.
Image:063-1-CWCsDVD Label.jpg|Even DVD labels cannot be spared from the horror.
Image:ChrisDVDCD2.jpg|We asked for a "disc image". The torrent went up later, but this was delivered as a cop-out.
Image:CHRISDVD.jpg|Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content.
Image:ChrisDVD3.jpg|Chapter menu, complete with Magnavox DVD/VCR styling.
Image:CHRISletter.jpg|Letter to troll who received DVD.
Image:Chrislist1.jpg|''Chandler's List'' - It's like ''Schindler's List'', except you'd want to be sent to a gas chamber.
Image:Chrislist2.jpg|'''Spoiler:''' Most of these people went to school with Chris and probably have no idea who he is.
Image:Chrislist3.jpg|And here's the last page.
Image:Chrispaper1.jpg|"Now I'm even more perverted, sexist, and homophobic."
Image:Chrispaper2.jpg|People who Chris couldn't find pictures of to include - consider yourselves lucky.
</gallery>
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==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4433832/Christian_Weston_Chandler..._Yep__I_m_On_T.V.___)_DVD Torrent of the DVD]
* [https://ia601502.us.archive.org/11/items/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V./C.W.C.%20YEP%2c%20I%27M%20ON%20T.V.%20-%29.ISO ISO of the DVD]
* [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6581777D1899DCB6 The entire DVD on YouTube.]
* <s>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/dvd/ Contents of DVD slideshow.]</s>
* <s>[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EL8AHJ8P Slideshow download.]</s>

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February 2016 Facebook Posts

2016-02-02T17:47:45Z

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January 2016 Facebook Posts

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January 2016 Facebook Posts

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This page covers Chris's activity on his Facebook profile during [[January 2016]].
==Summary==
==Chris's Posts==
===Gibberish===
{{quotebox|1 January 2016
Is gibberish acceptable? Because my mind is full of that and dizzy. Flerp bam ni wop dew per tram zi pa dow po be notion ze popabli ipsew fac ne wop stew per tro an replesant dip per blap der kdbfksbefo.
Slappy Nu Year!! I'm feeling out for a rest and recover zerp pla blah de po bleu.}}
===Chris Finds Another Way to Make Money===
{{quotebox|1 January 2016
Here y'all go, a listing just for the Video Greeting Requests on my shop.}}

Chris included a link to his [https://www.etsy.com/listing/262274234/custom-birthday-holiday-or-general?ref=shop_home_active_1 Etsy listening] on this post.
===Chris's Embargo Against GameStop Continues===
{{quotebox|3 January 2016
Is there any news about GameStop? Has their sales fallen at the least from my embargo of their stores and website?}}

Chris included a link to a video from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck Master Elite Fighter] "protesting" against GameStop.
===Supportive Protester===
{{quotebox|6 January 2016
Also, to the supportive protester, I really appreciate your devotion and enthusiasm for me and my plights. Thank You.}}

Chris included a link of a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOmZVubFUrM video] from the same guy from the previous post but now protesting at "Lulu's Headquarters".
===New Publisher===
{{quotebox|7 January 2016
I have made my move to a new publisher; details in the listings will need to be updated. But I am capable again of selling and printing my books. Sonichu Book 3 will be made available later this month. Two Dollars Off if you save the autographing for next OmegaCon here. Thank You.
I will also be fulfilling the recent book orders over December ASAP. Y'all can keep the Coupon Codes, if you haven't used them yet, that I've sent out to y'all applicable. One Time Use Only on each of them.
Have a great and safe day. :)|}}

Chris included a link to a [https://www.etsy.com/listing/259235139/printed-sonichu-comic-books-0-1-and-2 Etsy listing of a Sonichu bundle].
===Lesbian Sleepover Party Cancelled===
{{quotebox|11 January 2016
**Announcement update**
I am retracting and cancelling the video invitation to the Lesbian Sleepover Party. We have agreed and decided to keep it a friends and guests private affair.
Do not send emails about it unless you have been personally informed or invited about and to it.
Thank you:}}
===Updated Listings===
{{quotebox|13 January 2016
I have updated the book listings; please feel free to order the books, and they will be on schedule as promised.}}

Chris included a link to the [https://www.etsy.com/listing/247867582/printed-sonichu-0-comic-book-autograph his new Etsy listing].
===Autism Amiibo===
[[File:AutismAmiibo.jpg|thumb|200px|right|"These are... Terrifying."]]
{{quotebox|17 January 2016
Here we are: Autism Figures in each colour, and two of each gender.}}

Someone replied with:

{{quoteboxgreen|These are... Terrifying.}}

To which Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Yeah; do you feel better with them wearing, or Not wearing, the headbands?}}
===The Big Reveal===
{{quotebox|21 January 2016
**Announcement, Retraction, and Correction(s)**

It has come to my attention that Jeff Ouzos, is set to serve time in prison. Suffice to say that among which, his shop on Zazzle.com, along with his other shops, will not be able to fulfill any orders for a Very Long time. During his remaining free time, I pray he is able to make such online amends.

I most sincerely feel sorry for her outcome in life.

At least now I can retract my recent passive-aggressive promotions of her party. I REALLY did not want to promote anything of hers at all. I had to this time, because, stubborn S,O.B. she was, she refused to pay me the Retro-Royalties from the use of my characters and self image on her shops.

And since it is moot now, I can finally state how upset I have felt about her and why. Among which, her continuing Pretentious, Egocentric, Selfish, Greedy, Delusional attitude and behavior REALLY closed the deal. Especially AFTER I doxed her in the earlier video, she had communicated with me her feelings of regret and sadness and desire to make amends. Alas, shortly later, NOTHING had changed in her attitude and behavior. In private chats with my new lady friend, Jeff interrupted and Really butted in and tried to prove herself Better than I. I had remained as cool as possible, regardless of the anxiety and stress Jeff's intrusions have caused unto me and my friend.

To put it most blunt: Jeff is no better than the Egocentric, Self-Centered, Narcissistic, Sociopathic, probably Psychopathic, Sexist, probably Paranoid, Insecure, unable to maintain having learned Anything from past misdeeds and errors Looney Tune, Daffy Duck. Not to mention that she also Continues to Panhandle, use my name to get sex and online money and misdirected fame, even regardless of having just got a home for herself.

I HAD offered an olive branch of friendship and kindness after Jeff communicated her regrets after the doxing, but then I felt need to retract it after she resumed her mal-social behavior and attitude shortly after. I had informed Jeff that she and I were Not friends after she showed her bad ass to my face, but she disillusioned and misperceived continuing friendship between her and I. She Really had Disappointed me

I was concerned over all this going against her, and her past misdeeds catching up eventually, in hopes of trying to make her understand and improve herself mentally and emotionally in maturity. I was mistaken.

I want to thank Jeff for her support and interests in my works and creations over the years. It offended and disappoints me that she had used my name for sex and misplaced money and fame upon herself, though.}}
===The Good Ghostbusters===
{{quotebox|21 January 2016
You know what would make a Great Comparison on ‪#‎ScrewAttack‬'s ‪#‎DeathBattle‬? ‪#‎Ghostbusters‬ Vs. Ghostbusters!
The Better being Jake, Eddie and Tracy, Vs. Peter, Egon, Ray and Winston. Which would take out More Ghosts, including Prime Evil? Which one's Tech is better than the other? That would make a great one.
I enjoyed the Good Ghostbusters on DC 20 Years ago.}}
===More Items to CWCville Shopping===
{{quotebox|22 January 2016
I will be adding more items onto Cwcville Shopping today, including the Sonee and Rosey Figures today.}}

Chris included a link to his [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.|Update 1/22/2016]] video.
===Book #3===
{{quotebox|23 January 2016
Sonichu Book #3 is available for order on Cwcville Shopping now.}}

Chris included a link to his [https://www.etsy.com/listing/265215692/printed-sonichu-3-comic-book-autograph?ref=shop_home_active_1 Etsy listing].
===The snow here is DEEP!===
[[File:DeepSnow.jpg|right|200px|thumb]]

{{quotebox|25 January 2016
The snow here is DEEP! Literally up to my knees out here. I shoveled a path to the road and mailbox; lot of work. It might not be until the end of the week before I will be able to get out again and mail out recent orders. I thank everyone for their patience.}}

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Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever

2016-01-29T23:48:10Z

Helis5:

'''Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever''' is a video in which Chris clarifies that he is not PewDiePie/Felix so that [[Ween|weens]] stop sending emails to him as if they were meant to be sent to PewDiePie (spoiler alert: this ain't going to work).

== Description ==
{{quotebox|This is Felix; he resides in the U.K.; NOT in Ruckersville, VA, United States of America.

[[wikipedia:PewDiePie|https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PewDiePie]]

Please, Do Not Send any mail addressed to him to My home address.

via YouTube Capture}}
== Video ==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 1/29/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vPKWtPwnP4I}}
| stardate = 29 [[January 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = blue turtleneck
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Update 1/25/2016]]
}}

</center>

== Transcript ==
''[Elevator music playing in background]''

Hello everybody on the internet today. Nuh- Once again, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my own desk. ''[touches Sonichu [[Amiibo]]]'' My own figures and everything. Brought to you courteously from my own shop. ''[puts hand on binder with shop name]'' [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]]! ''[taps image on binder]'' Online and I have my own binder catalog as well, yadda yadda. Anyway, do shopping, whatever, all that good stuff.

I am making this video as of- uh- matter of- of- has come to my attention for a while now, but it's of minor importance, but it's not um, tired of it, so I'm bringing it up. I want to bring up the uh, matter of one, uh, "Felix... Arvid... Ulf... Kjellberg" also known on the internet as "Pew... Die... Pie." I keep gettin- I'm- every now and then I keep getting mail that goes out to this guy. And, I have his Wikipedia [unintelligible] here which I'll post the link to this below this video [unintelligible]. ''[holds phone to camera with PewDiePie's Wikipedia image on the screen]'' Seriously. Does this guy look anything like me? No! This is not me whatsoever! And I do not know this person at all! ''[pulls phone away]'' Lord- Lords know- Lord knows where he is but okay, yeah, he's reside- he's residing currently in the UK. And he was born in Sweden. Not Ruckersville, Virginia. This is not me. I am not this Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie. You have the wrong address. Stop sending mail to this guy at my address. Okay? Cause it's annoying. I don't even know where this guy- and I do not know where this guy lives whatsoever. And I thought, for a long time, I thought it was prank mail. But I look him up on the internet today, and I find his Wikipedia article. So once again, ''[dog barks in background, Chris shows image on phone again and points at it]'' NOT this guy. ''[elbow hits binder and it falls over]'' Not Felix. ''[picks up binder and fixes it]'' He does not live here whatsoever. There is no Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie here at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, whatsoever. Okay? ''[pulls phone away]''

And, uh, let's see. I have more- I have uh, more money coming in and I'll be shipping everything out uh, after the weekend's over. I have some more things- I have some more medallions and whatever to make over the weekend. I'll get everything shipped out on about Monday. Thank you, and have a good, blessed day.
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Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever

2016-01-29T23:06:01Z

Helis5:

'''Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever''' is a video in which Chris is bashes on PewDiePie and asks for more money.

== Description ==
{{quotebox|This is Felix; he resides in the U.K.; NOT in Ruckersville, VA, United States of America.

[[wikipedia:PewDiePie|https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PewDiePie]]

Please, Do Not Send any mail addressed to him to My home address.

via YouTube Capture}}
== Video ==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 1/29/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vPKWtPwnP4I}}
| stardate = 29 [[January 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = blue turtleneck
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Update 1/25/2016]]
}}

</center>

== Transcript ==
''[Elevator music playing in background]''

Hello everybody on the internet today. Nuh- Once again, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from... my own desk. ''[touches Sonichu [[Amiibo]]]'' My own figures and everything. Brought to you courteously from my own shop. ''[puts hand on binder with shop name]'' [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]]! ''[taps image on binder]'' Online and I have my own binder catalog as well, yadda yadda. Anyway, do shopping, whatever, all that good stuff.

I am making this video as of- uh- matter of- of- has come to my attention for a while now, but it's of minor importance, but it's not um, tired of it, so I'm bringing it up. I want to bring up the uh, matter of one, uh, "Felix... Arvid... Ulf... Kjellberg" also known on the internet as "Pew... Die... Pie." I keep gettin- I'm- every now and then I keep getting mail that goes out to this guy. And, I have his Wikipedia [unintelligible] here which I'll post the link to this below this video [unintelligible]. ''[holds phone to camera with PewDiePie's Wikipedia image on the screen]'' Seriously. Does this guy look anything like me? No! This is not me whatsoever! And I do not know this person at all! ''[pulls phone away]'' Lord- Lords know- Lord knows where he is but okay, yeah, he's reside- he's residing currently in the UK. And he was born in Sweden. Not Ruckersville, Virginia. This is not me. I am not this Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie. You have the wrong address. Stop sending mail to this guy at my address. Okay? Cause it's annoying. I don't even know where this guy- and I do not know where this guy lives whatsoever. And I thought, for a long time, I thought it was prank mail. But I look him up on the internet today, and I find his Wikipedia article. So once again, ''[dog barks in background, Chris shows image on phone again and points at it]'' NOT this guy. ''[elbow hits binder and it falls over]'' Not Felix. ''[picks up binder and fixes it]'' He does not live here whatsoever. There is no Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie here at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, whatsoever. Okay? ''[pulls phone away]''

And, uh, let's see. I have more- I have uh, more money coming in and I'll be shipping everything out uh, after the weekend's over. I have some more things- I have some more medallions and whatever to make over the weekend. I'll get everything shipped out on about Monday. Thank you, and have a good, blessed day.
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-29T22:54:39Z

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[[CatKnight Interview|After a succesful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur talk about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, Sonichu the animated series as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive". Chris also talks about Megan after a long time, only to repeat the same old story.

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the Cwcki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The Cwcki, is that what it is? Okay, so the Cwcki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defence I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as sheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really cold hearted and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

C: Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu the animated series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a few pieces of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, colouring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original colouring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that Cwcki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the Cwcki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the Cwcki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the Cwcki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but I've matured. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-29T22:51:37Z

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[[CatKnight Interview|After a succesful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur discuss about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, Sonichu the animated series as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive". Chris also talks about Megan after a long time.

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the Cwcki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The Cwcki, is that what it is? Okay, so the Cwcki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defence I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as sheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really cold hearted and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

C: Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu the animated series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a few pieces of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, colouring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original colouring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that Cwcki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the Cwcki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the Cwcki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the Cwcki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but I've matured. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-29T22:50:52Z

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[[CatKnight Interview|After a succesful interview]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur discuss about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, Sonichu the animated series as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive".

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the Cwcki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The Cwcki, is that what it is? Okay, so the Cwcki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defence I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as sheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really cold hearted and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

C: Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu the animated series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a few pieces of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, colouring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original colouring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that Cwcki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the Cwcki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the Cwcki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the Cwcki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but I've matured. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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After a succesful interview, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur discuss about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death, THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown, Chris's art, Sonichu the animated series as well the reveal that Chris has a friend that is able to hack the CWCki and make it more "positive".

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the Cwcki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The Cwcki, is that what it is? Okay, so the Cwcki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defence I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as sheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really cold hearted and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

C: Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu the animated series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a few pieces of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, colouring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original colouring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that Cwcki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the Cwcki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the Cwcki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the Cwcki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but I've matured. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-29T22:47:55Z

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After a succesful interview, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite TRUE and HONEST Christine Weston Chandler on 26 January 2016.

== Highlights ==
[[File:Coles.jpg|right|thumb|200px|THE Cole Smithey.]]

Chris mentions his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] after a long time, mentions his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review and disagrees with his half-brother's opinion only to after mention that he hasn't watched ''Toy Story 3''. Arthur is impressed to meet a relative of THE Cole Smithey. Chris and Arthur discuss about the CWCki, Chris's time at jail, Bob's death and THe GAMe PLACe's shutdown.

== Audio ==
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG here].
== Transcript ==
'''Arthur:''' Hello?

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Ah, that's much better.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, so, what do you want to talk about?

'''Arthur:''' Oh all kinds of things Christine, all kinds of things. I got a hold of my superiors and we sat down and we had a long meeting.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Arthur:''' And we covered a lot of things, they listened to the conversation and they were impressed, implicably so even. But they do, have a few issues. And well I can't deny it the biggest thing working against you right now is the C-W-C-I-K-I.

'''Chris:''' I think you mean, yeah, you mean the Cwcki, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' The Cwcki, is that what it is? Okay, so the Cwcki, yes. Now I told them that that website is in no way whatsoever affiliated with you professionally.

'''Chris:''' That's right.

'''Arthur:''' But even under that guise they still took the time to look through it themselves and they did come across a few things that they can't deny as fact. So, I told them that I would contact you and find out a few more details about a few particular aspects if you don't mind.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, fire away.

'''Arthur:''' Alright, the first one that comes up is your alleged court case involving GameStop.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes that was uh, unfortunate. But, um, ah, that did happen but in my- but in my defence I was, very much, spooked and quite surp- and quite scared upon the event, and upon having encountered similar situations before, I had not been able to defend myself as bet- as best as I could. Um, but unfortunately yes that has happened, but the court case has cleared up and ah.

'''Arthur:''' Really? How did that turn out?

'''Chris:''' I, I went to each of my, went to each of the court trials as sheduled and everything and ah, you know and anyway, everything's all cleared up and I just have a few, just have a, the old court fines that I'm still paying off.

'''Arthur:''' The court fines? Though no sentences or anything? No incarceration?

'''Chris:''' Right, no sentences or incarceration.

'''Arthur:''' Okay okay, and how long were you arrested before you were released? That's just a small question.

'''Chris:''' Ah, yes, that was, you know I was arrested at the night of December 26th, 2014 and uh, I was put, I did not, I was not able to get back home until the following Monday

'''Arthur:''' Oh my!

'''Chris:''' So, yes so I spent a weekend hibernating in, jail.

'''Arthur:''' I hope they fed you well.

'''Chris:''' *Sigh,* Ah, yes.

'''Arthur:''' Teas and biscuit or ah, cheese burgers or pizza? I don't know, I've never been arrested.

'''Chris:''' Um, well actually it was more like, bit of, bit of meat, um, little bit of fruit, and some milk and juice, and water.

'''Arthur:''' Okay, alright, sounds about pretty common jailtime grub I guess

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. So we covered the little bit of, the jail indecencies and all that stuff. Now they mentioned another thing, and this one really caught their attention, because this was the big court case. Michael. Snyder.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, the previous, the owner of the, closed down Game and Hobby Place, ah.

'''Arthur:''' Oh it's closed down now?

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's been, yes it's been closed for about a year or two now.

'''Arthur:''' Is it? Ahh

'''Chris:''' Yes, it's now been, it's now a, it's now a, ah store for chocolates..

'''Arthur:''' Really? Do you go there often?

'''Chris:''' Ahhh, no. But I've drove, no but I've driven by there so I have, so that's how I, that's how I know.

'''Arthur:''' Hey you should stop by sometime, take a look around the place, see what they've done with it

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't think it is, I don't think it's as good a justice as it used to be. But anyway, um, aside from that um, yeah, two, s, yeah, pretty much nearly true except for exaggerations and the obvious fantasies they have from but yeah, um, about April, Snyder had a ship, a chip on his shoulder against me so he banned me from there, and ah, then, then the couple of years later I came in there asking, I came in there and talked him and asked him to lift the ban and he said, and he was really cold hearted and said no so then a couple of years later I tried again, still no, and then ah, shortly after my father's passing in 2011, ah, it takes a, my brain's a little slow you'll have to forgive me there

'''Arthur:''' It's no problem. Take your time.

'''Chris:''' Yes, anyway, am so after his death. Yeah my mother and I were out and we were driving by and we noticed a sign that said 'under new management,' so, so I took a guess that Snyder was out of the picture and then, my mom and I we both went in and he was there and he immediately called the police against us and my mother and I ended up having to spend a night in jail because of that, but yeah, after ah, the months with the uh, with the court trials and ah, ah shoot I'm trying to think of it, um. Uh, we were not, we were not sentenced to prison or anything bad like that, we had, we had to check in with ah, somebody every once about once a month or so, um, pretty much, uh, I, I have to plead closer to mind as far as the term that came up to my head. I would say, um some sort of parole but supervised, but then after that trial went about it became unsupervised so, and then we became free from that.

'''Arthur:''' Alright. Sounds good to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but it did kill us, pretty much nearly all remaining fund that Mr C my father, had left to us.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, God rest his soul.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now we've covered that, the next question that came up was um... do you actually have a brother by the name of Cole Smithey, or is that just a horrible troll joke?

'''Chris:''' Oh no, it's true. My half-brother, Joseph Cole Smithey. My mother gave birth to him, um, yeah, has his own mental and physical traumas, um... He left uh, he left my, he left our mother and had a chip on his shoulder against her, uh, moved to New York, and became the mo-- became the movie critic with his own website, Cole Smithey dot com.

'''Arthur:''' Wait a minute, he's THE Cole Smithey, the movie critic?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, he's quite well known over here, he's like a celebrity.

'''Chris:''' Yes, the world's smartest movie critic.

'''Arthur:''' Really? The smartest movie critic, that's an impressive title.

C: Well, well that's what it says on his website, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, I see.

'''Chris:''' ...Although at least, uh, even though, um, I might disagree with him on the review of Toy-- of the Toy Story 3 movie, but at least we agree on, uh, Inside Out.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I've heard a lot of people disagree with his review of Toy Story 3.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. Umm, I still have not seen Toy Story 3, but I've seen Toy Story 1 and some of number two. I-- it just never came about to my point of view yet.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now uh, one of the things that one of our interns who was checking the site for us came across was Sonichu the animated series.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that had nothing to do with the online animations that have been currently released yet, and that have been currently released, except for the one that I approved of, of which, uh, was a fan animation, computer-generated, and Sonichu took down a robot on his way to rescue Rosechu that I end up, uh, with the per-- with the permission, uh, quoting and re-drawing, and re-wri-- re-writing a little bit, in my number nine book.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. We were concerned about that, we wanted to make sure that it was legitimate and NOT associated with you.

'''Chris:''' Y-- But yes, Sonichu the animated series is not associated with me whatsoever.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. Uh, another aspect that came up -- and this one is the one that made them feel a little uncomfortable -- and that's your, how do I put this eloquently? Your extensive adult gallery?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yes, I have drawn a few pieces of, uh, se-- of sexual taste and whatnot, um, but mostly-- yeah, mostly in the nude with, uh, women and female characters, but I've mostly keep the-- uh-- I've, like, I-- was, I was, kinda like, just, I was kind of like, umm, yeah, I was just trying it out for a little while. And then also, umm, was the theoretical exes, a theoretical ex being, um, one of my past, uh, women friends that I've talked with over the internet but it turned out to be an-- an-- one of the internet trolls, cyber-bullies, and then, uh, and then-- and then that whole schlemie-- and then that whole schlemiel communication, uh, ended up being quote on quote 'exposed.'

'''Arthur:''' Oh, how horrible. Someone pretending to be a girl to get your affections?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' How deplorable.

'''Chris:''' And-- yeah, and-- yes, and among which they did req-- they did request of me to draw the things that would go on between her and me, respectively. But that was so long ago and I just put all that behind me, the last time I ever really drawn anything of the... SEXUAL tendencies.

'''Arthur:''' Oh well like I said, we're just making sure we've got all of our bases covered before we make too many steps forward. We wouldn't want to accidentally get associated with something that might be construed inappropriate for children.

C: Quite. Quite. But of course the uh, big difference between-- uh, between any, anybody else's, uh, redrawing of my characters and whatnot is definitely the drawing-- hand-drawing style. I've never-- I've never drawn anything within my comic book pages on the computer except to, uhh, to make sort of a collage or to quote from past pages.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I noticed that a lot of your art seems to be coloured with markers; a very intriguing form of, uh, you know, colouring.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I like using the Crayola markers. The ones that come in the fifty-pack, and they're uh, thi-- and they're thin, with the little pointed tips. Th-- th-- it's easier to stay in the lines, definitely.

'''Arthur:''' You wouldn't want to go outside the lines.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And then some of them even are-- are scented, so that's a little bit of fun as well, like I--

'''Arthur:''' Ooph!

'''Chris:''' --like, colouring with yellow, and you get lemon.

'''Arthur:''' Oh man, I think that would get like, crazy if you used all scented ones.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's-- it-- they're not all scented, it's just like, you know, with a select few out of the fifty.

'''Arthur:''' So are you saying that Sonichu is lemon-scented?

'''Chris:''' Ha ha! That would be fun, wouldn't it? But umm, uh, upon the original colouring, at some-- at some of the time, I would say so, but I would tend to say that the scent from the original ink has faded away by now.

'''Arthur:''' Do y-- uh, I do have another question. Now this is out of concern, but the associates and I came across that horrible little article about your house catching on fire.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, that was, uh, January of 2014. It was electrical, my mom and I and our dogs and one of our cats, we got out safe, and our insurance company helped us. Uh, we stayed in a hotel for about a month, and uh, we-- and we ended up moving into a temporary house for nearly the whole year, and we f-- and our house had finally been finished, reconstructed, uhh, about near the end of Decem-- about near the end of December, so we had gotten moved in just in the nick of time there, before the lease run-- ran out on the house we were temporarily residing in.

'''Arthur:''' That's good, that's good. Because uh, I noticed that people [tend to?] have a large collection of your property. It's kind of almost creepy. But uh, they uh, did you lose anything extremely important in that fire?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... yeah, among-- uh, yeah, we, we-- to my-- from my mother's perspective, uhh, she had lost and, uh, we ended up finding two of them. Uhh, she had lost a pair of shoes that she'd liked, but we ended up finding them, and she ended up losing her purse; we think, uhh, somebod-- the, the child from across the street living from us, came in and stole it, so... uh, but then we moved back-- but then upon moving back in, we found the purse, so it's like, re-- it was likely returned, but with some of the, uh, iden-- some of the, uh, money and whatever, was-- had, had been removed from it. And most importantly to my mother, we had a, uh, painting print copy, um, uh, expensive, one of the numbered editions of, umm... shoot... oh, S-Salvador Dali, the uh, one that, the one that's, tr-- that's a tree made of hands?

'''Arthur:''' Oh, it's a remake?

'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, it was... Yeah, yeah, I believe by uh, Dali himself, but it was one of the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Because if you honestly had a Salvadari-- Dali picture, I wouldn't have wanted that sol-- uh, you know, lost. That's worth a lot of money.

'''Chris:''' Yes. But that was-- but that was lost, uh, we think somebody came in and stole it. Mostly the same kid that came in and stole my mother's purse, then returned it.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, quite a rapscallion.

'''Chris:''' But that's just spec-- that's speculation right there.

'''Arthur:''' All right, no proof, no, you know, no loss. So we've covered quite a few things that-- a lot of the things that the associates were concerned about. Uh, one last, little thing that came up, and um, honestly, I don't feel comfortable asking about this, but there was one name that popped up on that list quite a few times on that Cwcki, as you called it -- uh, Miss Megan Schroeder?

'''Chris:''' Ah yes, uhh... when I was going to Pokemon League at the Game and Hobby Place, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, crush of-- she was kind of a crush of mine, and I had wanted to start a relationship, but she felt-- she became uncomfortable with me being close to her, and uh, and then all of this and that, and then the day when Snyder banned me, she did not step up to... to aid me or anything, she just stood by-- she just stood back and watched, but anyway, um, a few minor, uh, heres and theres against her on my shoulder, but I have not sp-- spoken to her, or had not been able to speak with her very much at all since way back then.

'''Arthur:''' Yeah, and we noticed that there was a couple of recent videos in about the last year or so; you seemingly still holding a grudge against her. Was that just a minor thing, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'd-- I'd say I've mostly for-- I've most-- I've mostly gotten over the grudges. But aside-- aside from that, I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv-- living mine. It's all done and over with.

'''Arthur:''' Good aspect on life to have.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' ...Now, is there any chance that you can have the Cwcki removed?

'''Chris:''' Umm... oh, X number of times back in about 2007, [?] when I first found the uh, pages and whatnot, um... Yeah, I've tried personally to take it down, but umm... Yeah, it's not w-- it's not very much within my powers, definitely dependent upon the troll webmaster of the actual website there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, so somebody's forcing that to stay up?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Arthur:''' How atrocious.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Have you tried pleading with them? You know, trying to take advantage of their, uhh, human kindness?

'''Chris:''' Umm... yes, I have tried, and of to no avail.

'''Arthur:''' No avail, that's a pity. Try as you might, seems you can't succeed on that front. Because we were hoping that if you could get the Cwcki removed, that would definitely have a huge impact on this being able to take a, uh, leap forward, essentially.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Arthur:''' Because right--

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's--

'''Arthur:''' Oh go ahead, please.

'''Chris:''' Actually, uhh, my-- my uh, my friend and associate, uh, who has been helping me, uh, with, more recently, um... yeah, she has a friend who... could, who could have-- who could hack into and take down the, uh...

'''Arthur:''' Oh my.

'''Chris:''' Take down the Cwcki website?

'''Arthur:''' Well let's not delve too far into that, we don't want to get implicated with any information about that. You keep that your little secret, all right, Christine?

'''Chris:''' Yes. But anyway, um, aside from that, aside that-- if we can h-- if uh, we are able to hack into the Cwcki, umm, we would actually-- I would rather have it, um... sev-- I would rather have it severely edited and, uh, trimmed down to where it's more positive than negative against me.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So you wouldn't even want to take it down, you'd just want it more... towards the, uhh... positive approach?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' After all, that would reflect your current lifestyle, in a way. You were more negative when you were younger, but now you're more positive.

'''Chris:''' Um... I uh, I was-- I would tend to say, um...

'''Arthur:''' I'm not going to lie, Christine. I've seen some of the videos you've made in the past, and you definitely had a little bit of an 'anger issue,' if you want to put it nicely.

'''Chris:''' Okay, okay, yes, then on that note, yeah, I was more negative in the past, but I've matured. For the better.

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, definitely for the better. I'm impressed, extremely impressed.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...I mean, if you keep u-- if you keep this up, I can only expect great things in your future.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I believe that's covered all of the things I have on my little footnote here from my associates. I'm gonna have another meeting with them later this week, I will contact you, and hopefully this next call we have will be the last one we need to make.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Bye--

'''Arthur:''' Before we start moving things forward.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine. You have a nice day.

'''Chris:''' You have a good day too.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.
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CatKnight Interview 2

2016-01-29T22:39:06Z

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2016-01-29T22:36:56Z

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[[Sonichu comic|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock of England interviews our [[Chris|TRUE AND HONEST hero]], posing as an interested English entrepreneur. Chris is completely fooled, despite the affected English accent fluctuating a good deal, and even tries to British it up himself by responding ad nauseam with "quite" and "indeed". Naturally, numerous tangents that are totally inappropriate for a business call occur.
[[File:weeaboo.jpg|thumb|The resemblance is uncanny.]]
== Highlights ==
Chris reveals the plot for upcoming pages in [[Sonichu 11]], rants about [[Evan]] and how [[Barb]] does not look like a Snorlax, and claims that he looks like [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]].

== Video ==
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== Transcript ==

'''''Part 1'''''

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Hello there! Yes, Christine!

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' It is my distinct honour to be talking to you. As you know, I'm [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Arthur Spatchcock]]. It's a pleasure, really it is.

'''Chris:''' ...Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' I've been a long-time fan of [[Sonichu]]. I mean, implacably so.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Arthur:''' My favourite character, actually, is [[Magi-Chan]], to be honest.

'''Chris:''' ...Oh, do tell me why?

'''Arthur:''' Magi-Chan, it's because of his-- you know, he wants to help all of his friends, and with his ability to contact them all simultaenously at the same time, it's an amazing ability to have.

'''Chris:''' Quite, he is the [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|psychic type]], after all.

'''Arthur:''' Right, yes. And I absolutely love the fact that, you know, he can plan things accordingly and contact everyone, simultaneously, and get that plan out.

'''Chris:''' He can also see into the future a bit as well.

'''Arthur:''' How far into the future can he see, actually? He doesn't want to ruin his own future, right?

'''Chris:''' Hm. Not enough to, uhh... Well, he knows quite-- he can see quite a bit far into the future, but although there are details of which you might not be able to see, a point or two.

'''Arthur:''' Right, he wouldn't want to time-logic himself, accidentally mess up the future by trying to affect it.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Yes. Also a big fan of [[Rosechu]]; I think every, I think every Sonichu fan loves Rosechu.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Arthur''' Of course. Now, as I said, I'm interviewing you because I want to get some personal information about Sonichu and a little bit about yourself.

'''Chris:''' Uh--

'''Arthur:''' For example, I cannot wait to see some more pages of the latest chapter -- [[Sonichu 11|chapter eleven]] -- great, the Christmas special was fantastic; loving [[Kevin]] as a character, by the way.

'''Chris:''' ...Okay, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' But uh, are there more coming? Because I can tell you right now, I know a few rabid fans, my niece included, who can't wait to see some more.

'''Chris:''' Yes, uh, yes, more pages will be coming and are still, are still in the, uh, works, it just, uh, depends on my mood, and how I feel in a days, 'cause...

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, we -- we all get [[Stress|the frumps]].

'''Chris:''' Nobody's perfect.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, we all get the frumps.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. But they're still-- they're still in my mind, and in the processes, and everything. I just take it one moment at a time and I do what I can when I'm able.

'''Arthur:''' Absolutely, you go at your pace, that's what I expect. I don't want you to rush yourself.

'''Chris:''' ...Indeed.

'''Arthur:''' And as for your [[medallions]] and stuff, I'm still thinking about getting one, but honestly, I just don't know where I could ever wear it.

'''Chris:''' Ha! I know: you could always, display it at the very least.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, very true. And your [[Amiibo]] collection is getting quite large, actually.

'''Chris:''' ...Well I have a wide variety of characters, and uh, a few more to come out, there's-- to expect.

'''Arthur:''' Have you considered releasing a box set at some point, with a special edition? Maybe -- ooh! How about this: a Christian-- a Christine Weston Chandler ultimate box set, the first edition set, all ten of the original completed comics, and a medallion of your choice, for a hundred dollars.

'''Chris:''' [''minor [[stress sigh]]''] [[Chris and Money|For a hundred dollars]]? Th-that's, that's quite, that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...

'''Arthur:''' Oh, well we can worry about those details in the uh, the process, the manufacturing aspect. I'm talking about after we make this stuff BIG, Christine. Not right now. Once you get some-- once you actually get some, uh, CLOUT behind Sonichu, you won't have to worry about things like funding anymore.

'''Chris:''' ...Well... Uh I'll just, I'll just wait and see how it comes about, and when it comes about I'll be able to plan better.

'''Arthur:''' Precisely. So, okay, I guess we should get to the question part. This conversation's great, but I don't want to waste all of your time, you might-- you must be ''very busy'' working on smaller projects as is.

'''Chris:''' Quite, indeed.

'''Arthur:''' Indeed indeed. All right, so I guess the first question is: if Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|were brought over here to Europe]] -- you know, Britain and all that, I guess if you want to be technical -- um, how do you think he would be best implemented? As a [[Sonichu the animated series|cartoon]], or maybe a [[Asperchu|comic]]?

'''Chris:''' I'm sure probably both.

'''Arthur:''' A cartoon and a comic, that's ambitious.

'''Chris:''' Eventually, uh, I would do the, the voice-acting of Sonichu and myself, personally.

'''Arthur:''' Now that is a question I do have to bring up. With the, um, with the change you've made in your life, going from "Chris" to "Christine," that is an interesting aspect based on the original comic pages. How do you plan on altering that, to fit into the storyline?

'''Chris:''' It's been, it's been implemented during the, uh, during the eleventh book here--

'''Arthur:''' Ah, it is.

'''Chris:''' It is, it is a bit of, I think I've mentioned it as a bit of a hint, of that, uh, amongst the recent pages I've uploaded, but if not there is something that will be hinted in the upcoming pages, of which I do have planned, which where everybody's gathered around the Christmas tree in the shopping mall.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, you've been bringing up that Christmas party on the last update of the comic, and let me tell you, I was absolutely surprised you had to stop right there. You could have just gone a little further.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, yeah, it just depends on my pace and my mood, and uh, all the other projects and everything that goes on in my life, it's just, [[Lego|it's really]] [[video games|busy]] [[television|around here]].

'''Arthur:''' Understandable, understandable.

'''Chris:''' ...I mean, I certainly do a lot around here, and uh, our funds are, most of our-- [[Monthly tugboat|mostly fixed, yet uh, limited, and can be varying]], but-- but for the most part we get by fairly well throughout the month.

'''Arthur:''' You're not hurting or anything, are you? I mean, you're not like, you're not stuck eating ramen noodles and uh, cups of water, are you?

'''Chris:''' No. We get-- no, we get by fairly well. We, uh, [[Chris and English|we try to eat very well and good]].

'''Arthur:''' I myself had some eggies in a basket today and some toad-in-the-hole which were really good.

'''Chris:''' I, warmed up a batch-- warmed up a couple of eggs with spinach to make green eggs and ham.

'''Arthur:''' Really now? How did that turn out, was it good?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Hmm, I'll have to try that sometime.

'''Chris:''' I mean, look it up on the internet, you uh, you put, you, uh, put the eggs in the-- in there with the, with the pieces of the spinach leaves, and mix 'em together to put- pour it into the frying pan, and put in whatever else you kn-- you might like, some salt or cheese, and-- or maybe even put the-- put pieces of ham IN to the eggs, make yourself, uh, kind of an omelette there, as well. It'll work out pretty good.

'''Arthur:''' So you really are taking care of yourself physically. I've noticed in the last couple of videos that you've done, you've been looking a lot slimmer.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' It's nice to see you taking care of yourself.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I try to get out and about, uh, most days of the week, and get at least, uh, the thousand to ten thousand steps, if not greater.

'''Arthur:''' Ten thousand steps, that's impressive. ...Even I don't get that many, but I sit in front of a computer all day doing work, so I don't have that choice.

'''Chris:''' I'm sitting behind my-- I'm sitting behind my desk or, uh, sit-- or sitting with the dogs, and uh, giving them some time, but I try and make time for my family as well, during-- during each day.

'''Arthur:''' How has [[Barb|your mother]] been? If I'm not digging too deep; if that's going too far, just let me know.

'''Chris:''' My mother-- my mother is in quite good health. She is not, uhh, lazy or fat like a Snorlax, like, uh, some people would claim.

'''Arthur:''' I've-- I've seen the jokes, I find them in completely poor taste.

'''Chris:''' Yes, very poor taste. And quite most inaccurate.

'''Arthur:''' Now, one thing that does come to mind is that I know there are quite a few people out there who have besmirched your name; not only yours, but your creations as well. This "[[Asperchu]]," as he was called? Was completely asinine, if I remember correctly?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now, this per-- now this person won't make an appearance if we try to bring this business deal to light, will he?

'''Chris:''' Mmph... Yeah, Asperchu is definitely not a canon character, except for, uh, in [[Sonichu 10|book ten]], where, to-- tried to put a damper on the... [[Parody|parodies]]... of my character, which is considerable parody of the other two characters, of [[Sonic]] and [[Pokemon|Pikachu]]. Yeah, but essentially, that's where I tried to remedy and tried to make-- him-- make him to be better, as in, uh, were- among which, drawn to look better, definitely-- the way that guy drew his characters, and pages? It was just so blocky, and that's not really, quite all that befitting.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, understandable. I mean he's besmirching your name, he's stealing your [[copyright]], of course it's not going to look as good as the original.

'''''Part 2'''''

'''Chris:''' But then also the way my [[hair]] turned out, after the semi-permanent hair colour, [[Chris and reality|kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune]].

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I see the resemblance.

'''Chris:''' And I find that quite-- quite favourable, 'cause it's, in the anime she was an artiste as well, on the violin.

'''Arthur:''' I would suggest-- I would suggest, Christine, that if you really want to bring out that blue colour, that you should pick a lighter colour first and start with that, and then hit it with the blue, and it will come out extremely vibrant.

'''Chris:''' I'll keep that in mind.

'''Arthur:''' Like, go with a um, like a blonde or a platinum blonde, and THEN wait a few days to hit it with that blue? And it'll hit that battery blue colour you're looking for perfectly.

'''Chris:''' Mmkay.

'''Arthur:''' Because it would really bring out the colour in your eyes, you know?

'''Chris:''' Indeed.

'''Arthur:''' ...Okay, so we left off at Sonichu, if I remember correctly?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, we were talking about, we were talking about the Asperchu part.

'''Arthur:''' That's right, we were talking about Asperchu. I noticed there's a few other things, like when you brought Simonla back from the dead. That was a very ballsy move, I have to say.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I just don't care about [[Evan|the guy]] who created his Simonchu and claiming that [[Simonla]] was based off of that? That's not the case at all. I mean, even long before Simonchu ever came about from my viewpoint, I wanted to make a ground-type character, among which, and-- and uh, I wanted-- I definitely had in mind amongst which, uh, drill arms, and that sort of thing, but I just never really could figure out the, uh, shape and formula in my head. But then eventually I did see the Simonchu, and... and from, and from that, uh, I took a little out-- I took a little bit, here and there, and I made the Rosechu character. And, uh, I mean, Simonla is, was-- I got that name based off of the, uh, movie that's called "Simone"? Uhh, which uh, that was about a holographic, uh, woman, that was depicted as a famous singer.

'''Arthur:''' I see, I see, yes. Well you know, all that copyright infringement and stuff, everything, I don't think you'll have to worry about that. I mean, the person would have to come forward and complain about it, and what are the odds of that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, quite. And plus, definitely stronger than his Simonchu with the simitanium bones and recovery aspect, similar to Wolverine.

'''Arthur:''' Actually, I looked up simitanium, and it's an actual thing.

'''Chris:''' Huh, it is. I thought I just made it up.

'''Arthur:''' No. It's actual-- I don't think it has much to do with what you're talking about, but it's actually [[wikipedia:Itanium|an electronic thing]] with [[computer]]s.

'''Chris:''' Huh. Well, chalk it up to coincidence, definitely, 'cause I never heard of that.

'''Arthur:''' No, no, completely coincidental. I mean, it seems to work; I mean, after all, it's basically given her Wolverine-like powers.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes. And then the irony, com-- going to computers and electronics, she's a ground and electric type, it turns out to work out pretty good.

'''Arthur:''' Hm. Maybe you should point that out sometime, make it a part-- make it a part of the character.

'''Chris:''' I'll make a little [[Random Access Humor|joke]] out of that at one point, then.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, sounds like a good idea to me. So we were talking about Sonichu, and like I said, you won't have to worry-- hope too much about some of your, um, less than desirable people. I know that you went on a bit of a hiatus for a while; you came back, stronger than ever. I mean, I thought Sonichu was dead and gone forever, but then you came back with new comics, and new medallions and Amiibos, and I was blown away.

'''Chris:''' Yes. I never meant-- I w-- I was never meant-- I mean, Sonichu was not dead. I never meant for that to be uh, the outcome there. I fell into the hiatus because I felt overwhelmed with the stress, and uhh... [[Mental Block|shoot, what's the word there I'm trying to think of]]... Well anyway, I just-- I just felt overwhelmed from between the internet trolls laying me down, and I had to take my webpages down because of them hacking into it. And it just killed-- it just killed my inspiration for a while. And then eventually I realised that trolls are people, and I started find-- and especially after I identified myself as a female soul trapped in this male body, and a lesbian transwoman from that? I def-- I definitely was able to turn my self-esteem around from that, but uh, I still need improvements here and there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh no, you seem more confident than ever.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Honestly, you seem more confident than you did five years ago, and that's great.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...It's nice to see that you've finally came to terms with the fact that if you can't beat the trolls, you just ignore them.

'''Chris:''' Yes. And definitely to quote the WatchMojo dot com Top Ten Internet Trolls, it definitely puts in better perspective that they are still just people, don't know how better communicate in better words, or emotions. ...But yeah, nobody's perfect, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Right. ...Okay, so so far we've covered Sonichu, we've covered, um, the people from your past that hopefully won't come forward trying to claim rights to Sonichu; we wouldn't want THAT issue when we're trying to set up our little endeavour.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now the last thing we need to talk about is your input on this. Now, you said you wanted to voice Sonichu AND yourself in the show. That makes sense.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Are there any other characters-- Now, honestly, there are a few characters we simply cannot touch. Now I noticed you brought in Ren Skysoar to replace Doctor Robotnik. Now that's a good start, but I can tell you right now that my associates CANNOT get Sonic into that show easily.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Although I tell you, um, definitely I was able to rectify the problem in book one, where Simonla disguised hers-- transformed, and made herself into Sonic, for that book, and then definitely later into Amy Rose just for the walk-in.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. So that will definitely cover those small bases. Because honestly, we can't touch characters like, you know, we can't touch Robotnik, we can't touch Aqua Teen Hunger Force, because that'll just create all kinds of issues with other companies, and they're gonna, they're all gonna want their piece of the pie. And let's face it, you don't want your piece to get any smaller.

'''Chris:''' Quite, mm. What makes you bring in the, uh, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, if I may ask?

'''Arthur:''' You remember, that scene when they're inside the, the restaurant, when Son-- uh, no, it's the mall, and Sonichu and Rosechu are eating at the restaurant, and you've got the little meatwad thing on the table?

'''Chris:''' Oh, oh, oh yeah. Yes, just to make a little-- fun happy-- fun-- yeah. I do remember that part, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' You've got to be careful, because I can tell you right now, people on the internet'll notice the smallest things and point them out.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's not pertinent to the story or whatever.

'''Arthur:''' It might not hurt anything.

'''Chris:''' It's not gonna be repeated.

'''Arthur:''' We'll-- Oh, I'm sorry, please continue.

'''Chris:''' It'll definitely be revealed in, uh, a later part that after I've made apparent in the Facebook post that Sonichu is allergic to [[Pickle|pickles]].

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I find that-- I've always found his allergy to pickles to be quite hilarious.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And uh, kind of a spoiler, there will be a part in a future story where he-- where pretty much in a dream scenario, he has to swim in a river of essentially pickle brine juice.

'''Arthur:''' Oh no.

'''Chris:''' And he blows up during the swim.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So he's like, he's like deathly allergic to pickles?

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' He better hope he gets an [[wikipedia:Epinephrine|endephrine shot]] after that.

'''Chris:''' Well he's quite, uh, he's quite strong, so he's able to survive it, and at the end of the river is uh, is a healing pond at which he recovers from the allergy fairly quick.

'''Arthur:''' Well I guess that will definitely take care of that problem.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Arthur:''' Now are you going to be introducing any more new characters into the series? Because right now you've already got quite a collection of people already ready to go. But seeing as how previous villains in the series have either been arrested, or, or gone, or dead, or missing, I should say, are you introducing new villains into the series based on the current, you know, issues in your life?

'''Chris:''' I would say that's still yet to be determined. But at least I was-- at least I am definitely glad to give Count Graduon a past human form with which to lead into his spirit, and um, [[Duck|very small]] spoiler, among the uh, people he'll be bringing in uh, the bodies, he finds somebody that looks nearly exactly like he used to, and he brings in-- he becomes one of the Jerkops, so he brings him in and moves his soul from the Metal Sonichu into that body.

'''Arthur:''' Now I gotta tell you right now, I definitely want to see more Metal Sonichu.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you'll definitely see Graduon's soul in Metal Sonichu's body, and uh, Skysoar will be employed under Graduon, and he'll make a few more of them.

'''Arthur:''' See, what you need in the series, I think to really push the bad guys now, instead of just having Jerkops, you need like, robotic Jerkops, like 2.0.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, pretty much, uh...

'''Arthur:''' After all, when you have a hero like Sonichu... Sonichu is already pretty powerful, and all of his friends are pretty strong too. You need to start adding that concept of conflict by making the enemies tougher too.

'''Chris:''' ...Yes, that will be taken under consideration. I already have a few-- I already have a few ideas on my mind, among which. But that is definitely one I could definitely add into, uh, the uh, into the Jerkop and Janekops, there.

'''Arthur:''' Because--

'''Chris:''' Make 'em-- make 'em a bit cyborg.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, you know, it's like, uh, it's like Power Rangers, the original Power Rangers, with Zordon? When they had the Putties, and then they had the Lord Zedd Putties?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...Quite. But anyway, yes, I will take all that under great consideration.

'''Arthur:''' Just ideas to implement. You know, create-- because after all, if you're going to make a cartoon, you definitely want it to be action-packed for the kids.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, action-packed, but also would like to be able to, put a good lesson or positive story in, every now and then.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Put a nice little bit of Column A, and a little bit of Column B, and that makes sure you've got a great show for kids.

'''Chris:''' Yes. I do agree.

'''Arthur:''' Because after all, your core demographic are the kids, you want them, 'cause they're the ones who are gonna get their kids-- their parents to buy them Sonichu action figures, and Sonichu video games.

'''Chris:''' Yep, definitely in there amongst my pipe dreams, there.

'''Arthur:''' Well, the great thing about a pipe dream is it's always there. So if you try hard enough, it might happen.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' We're slowly building the foundations, here. Right now, this is the foundation. I'm going to show this to my superiors, and we're gonna see where things go from there.

'''Chris:''' That sounds good.

'''Arthur:''' I will get back to you, and I will share their ideas with you, to see what the next step is.

'''Chris:''' All right. That's good. And uh, definitely be sure to, uh, when you, when you broadcast this interview, to talk about my CWCVille shopping store on [[Etsy]].

'''Arthur:''' Absolutely.

'''Chris:''' And uh-- and I'm guessing that you do have to link to that, so copy and paste that to the storefront.

'''Arthur:''' Of course.

'''Chris:''' And, this-- this has been good.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, it's been a great conversation. Like I said before, it was a glorious opportunity to get this first opportunity to speak with you.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' Of course. You're one of my-- I'm one of your biggest fans.

'''Chris:''' Thank you very much, I really do appreciate th-- your support, and everyone's sup-support, regardless of them being good or bad or trolls or bullies or indifferent.

'''Arthur:''' Well, you know what they say, Christine: all-- no publicity is bad publicity.

'''Chris:''' I have heard that, yes.

'''Arthur:''' So even if people, even if people are being [[jerks]] and making fun of you, they're still bringing attention to you, and bringing attention to you brings attention to Sonichu.

'''Chris:''' Yes. I have realised that.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I think we've covered enough on this first little meeting. I'll get back to you in a few days to see how things have turned out with my superiors.

'''Chris:''' Okay, thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine, you have a nice evening.

'''Chris:''' Yes, you have a good evening, too. Y'all take care.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' Bye bye.

'''Arthur:''' Goodbye.

== External Links ==
*[https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa Part 1], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-2/s-o9B33 Part 2]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2foze6TYvE Youtube Mirror]

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|list9 = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]] • [[Kacey Call 4|4]] • [[Kacey Call 5|5]] • [[Kacey Call 6|6]] • [[Kacey Call 7|7]] • [[Kacey Call 8|8]] • [[Kacey Call 9|9]] • [[Kacey Call 10|10]] • [[Kacey Call 11|11]] • [[Kacey Call 12|12]] • [[Kacey Call 13|13]] • [[Kacey Call 14|14]] • [[Kacey Call 15|15]] • [[Kacey Call 16|16]] • [[Kacey Call 17|17]] • [[Kacey Call 18|18]] • [[Kacey Call 19|19]] • [[Kacey Call 20|20]] • [[Kacey Call 21|21]] • [[Kacey Call 22|22]] • [[Kacey Call 23|23]] • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]

|group10 = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls
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|list12 = [[Colin Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Colin Chat 2|2]]'''

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|list13 = [[CatKnight Interview|1]] • [[CatKnight Interview 2|2]]

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|list14=[[Andrew Simmons chat]] • [[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Hooker incident#Result|Hooker incident call]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[July 25, 2014 Leaks]] • [[Jail calls]]
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Arthur Spatchcock Interviews

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[[Sonichu comic|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock of England interviews our [[Chris|TRUE AND HONEST hero]], posing as an interested English entrepreneur. Chris is completely fooled, despite the affected English accent fluctuating a good deal, and even tries to British it up himself by responding ad nauseam with "quite" and "indeed". Naturally, numerous tangents that are totally inappropriate for a business call occur.
[[File:weeaboo.jpg|thumb|The resemblance is uncanny.]]
== Highlights ==
Chris reveals the plot for upcoming pages in [[Sonichu 11]], rants about [[Evan]] and how [[Barb]] does not look like a Snorlax, and claims that he looks like [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]].

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== Transcript ==

'''''Part 1'''''

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Arthur:''' Hello there! Yes, Christine!

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' It is my distinct honour to be talking to you. As you know, I'm [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Arthur Spatchcock]]. It's a pleasure, really it is.

'''Chris:''' ...Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' I've been a long-time fan of [[Sonichu]]. I mean, implacably so.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Arthur:''' My favourite character, actually, is [[Magi-Chan]], to be honest.

'''Chris:''' ...Oh, do tell me why?

'''Arthur:''' Magi-Chan, it's because of his-- you know, he wants to help all of his friends, and with his ability to contact them all simultaenously at the same time, it's an amazing ability to have.

'''Chris:''' Quite, he is the [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|psychic type]], after all.

'''Arthur:''' Right, yes. And I absolutely love the fact that, you know, he can plan things accordingly and contact everyone, simultaneously, and get that plan out.

'''Chris:''' He can also see into the future a bit as well.

'''Arthur:''' How far into the future can he see, actually? He doesn't want to ruin his own future, right?

'''Chris:''' Hm. Not enough to, uhh... Well, he knows quite-- he can see quite a bit far into the future, but although there are details of which you might not be able to see, a point or two.

'''Arthur:''' Right, he wouldn't want to time-logic himself, accidentally mess up the future by trying to affect it.

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' Yes. Also a big fan of [[Rosechu]]; I think every, I think every Sonichu fan loves Rosechu.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Arthur''' Of course. Now, as I said, I'm interviewing you because I want to get some personal information about Sonichu and a little bit about yourself.

'''Chris:''' Uh--

'''Arthur:''' For example, I cannot wait to see some more pages of the latest chapter -- [[Sonichu 11|chapter eleven]] -- great, the Christmas special was fantastic; loving [[Kevin]] as a character, by the way.

'''Chris:''' ...Okay, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' But uh, are there more coming? Because I can tell you right now, I know a few rabid fans, my niece included, who can't wait to see some more.

'''Chris:''' Yes, uh, yes, more pages will be coming and are still, are still in the, uh, works, it just, uh, depends on my mood, and how I feel in a days, 'cause...

'''Arthur:''' Oh yes, we -- we all get [[Stress|the frumps]].

'''Chris:''' Nobody's perfect.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, we all get the frumps.

'''Chris:''' ...Quite. But they're still-- they're still in my mind, and in the processes, and everything. I just take it one moment at a time and I do what I can when I'm able.

'''Arthur:''' Absolutely, you go at your pace, that's what I expect. I don't want you to rush yourself.

'''Chris:''' ...Indeed.

'''Arthur:''' And as for your [[medallions]] and stuff, I'm still thinking about getting one, but honestly, I just don't know where I could ever wear it.

'''Chris:''' Ha! I know: you could always, display it at the very least.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, very true. And your [[Amiibo]] collection is getting quite large, actually.

'''Chris:''' ...Well I have a wide variety of characters, and uh, a few more to come out, there's-- to expect.

'''Arthur:''' Have you considered releasing a box set at some point, with a special edition? Maybe -- ooh! How about this: a Christian-- a Christine Weston Chandler ultimate box set, the first edition set, all ten of the original completed comics, and a medallion of your choice, for a hundred dollars.

'''Chris:''' [''minor [[stress sigh]]''] [[Chris and Money|For a hundred dollars]]? Th-that's, that's quite, that's uh, it'd take more funds for me to, more funds than that for me to be able to acquire the material figures...

'''Arthur:''' Oh, well we can worry about those details in the uh, the process, the manufacturing aspect. I'm talking about after we make this stuff BIG, Christine. Not right now. Once you get some-- once you actually get some, uh, CLOUT behind Sonichu, you won't have to worry about things like funding anymore.

'''Chris:''' ...Well... Uh I'll just, I'll just wait and see how it comes about, and when it comes about I'll be able to plan better.

'''Arthur:''' Precisely. So, okay, I guess we should get to the question part. This conversation's great, but I don't want to waste all of your time, you might-- you must be ''very busy'' working on smaller projects as is.

'''Chris:''' Quite, indeed.

'''Arthur:''' Indeed indeed. All right, so I guess the first question is: if Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|were brought over here to Europe]] -- you know, Britain and all that, I guess if you want to be technical -- um, how do you think he would be best implemented? As a [[Sonichu the animated series|cartoon]], or maybe a [[Asperchu|comic]]?

'''Chris:''' I'm sure probably both.

'''Arthur:''' A cartoon and a comic, that's ambitious.

'''Chris:''' Eventually, uh, I would do the, the voice-acting of Sonichu and myself, personally.

'''Arthur:''' Now that is a question I do have to bring up. With the, um, with the change you've made in your life, going from "Chris" to "Christine," that is an interesting aspect based on the original comic pages. How do you plan on altering that, to fit into the storyline?

'''Chris:''' It's been, it's been implemented during the, uh, during the eleventh book here--

'''Arthur:''' Ah, it is.

'''Chris:''' It is, it is a bit of, I think I've mentioned it as a bit of a hint, of that, uh, amongst the recent pages I've uploaded, but if not there is something that will be hinted in the upcoming pages, of which I do have planned, which where everybody's gathered around the Christmas tree in the shopping mall.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, you've been bringing up that Christmas party on the last update of the comic, and let me tell you, I was absolutely surprised you had to stop right there. You could have just gone a little further.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, yeah, it just depends on my pace and my mood, and uh, all the other projects and everything that goes on in my life, it's just, [[Lego|it's really]] [[video games|busy]] [[television|around here]].

'''Arthur:''' Understandable, understandable.

'''Chris:''' ...I mean, I certainly do a lot around here, and uh, our funds are, most of our-- [[Monthly tugboat|mostly fixed, yet uh, limited, and can be varying]], but-- but for the most part we get by fairly well throughout the month.

'''Arthur:''' You're not hurting or anything, are you? I mean, you're not like, you're not stuck eating ramen noodles and uh, cups of water, are you?

'''Chris:''' No. We get-- no, we get by fairly well. We, uh, [[Chris and English|we try to eat very well and good]].

'''Arthur:''' I myself had some eggies in a basket today and some toad-in-the-hole which were really good.

'''Chris:''' I, warmed up a batch-- warmed up a couple of eggs with spinach to make green eggs and ham.

'''Arthur:''' Really now? How did that turn out, was it good?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Hmm, I'll have to try that sometime.

'''Chris:''' I mean, look it up on the internet, you uh, you put, you, uh, put the eggs in the-- in there with the, with the pieces of the spinach leaves, and mix 'em together to put- pour it into the frying pan, and put in whatever else you kn-- you might like, some salt or cheese, and-- or maybe even put the-- put pieces of ham IN to the eggs, make yourself, uh, kind of an omelette there, as well. It'll work out pretty good.

'''Arthur:''' So you really are taking care of yourself physically. I've noticed in the last couple of videos that you've done, you've been looking a lot slimmer.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' It's nice to see you taking care of yourself.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I try to get out and about, uh, most days of the week, and get at least, uh, the thousand to ten thousand steps, if not greater.

'''Arthur:''' Ten thousand steps, that's impressive. ...Even I don't get that many, but I sit in front of a computer all day doing work, so I don't have that choice.

'''Chris:''' I'm sitting behind my-- I'm sitting behind my desk or, uh, sit-- or sitting with the dogs, and uh, giving them some time, but I try and make time for my family as well, during-- during each day.

'''Arthur:''' How has [[Barb|your mother]] been? If I'm not digging too deep; if that's going too far, just let me know.

'''Chris:''' My mother-- my mother is in quite good health. She is not, uhh, lazy or fat like a Snorlax, like, uh, some people would claim.

'''Arthur:''' I've-- I've seen the jokes, I find them in completely poor taste.

'''Chris:''' Yes, very poor taste. And quite most inaccurate.

'''Arthur:''' Now, one thing that does come to mind is that I know there are quite a few people out there who have besmirched your name; not only yours, but your creations as well. This "[[Asperchu]]," as he was called? Was completely asinine, if I remember correctly?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now, this per-- now this person won't make an appearance if we try to bring this business deal to light, will he?

'''Chris:''' Mmph... Yeah, Asperchu is definitely not a canon character, except for, uh, in [[Sonichu 10|book ten]], where, to-- tried to put a damper on the... [[Parody|parodies]]... of my character, which is considerable parody of the other two characters, of [[Sonic]] and [[Pokemon|Pikachu]]. Yeah, but essentially, that's where I tried to remedy and tried to make-- him-- make him to be better, as in, uh, were- among which, drawn to look better, definitely-- the way that guy drew his characters, and pages? It was just so blocky, and that's not really, quite all that befitting.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, understandable. I mean he's besmirching your name, he's stealing your [[copyright]], of course it's not going to look as good as the original.

'''''Part 2'''''

'''Chris:''' But then also the way my [[hair]] turned out, after the semi-permanent hair colour, [[Chris and reality|kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune]].

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I see the resemblance.

'''Chris:''' And I find that quite-- quite favourable, 'cause it's, in the anime she was an artiste as well, on the violin.

'''Arthur:''' I would suggest-- I would suggest, Christine, that if you really want to bring out that blue colour, that you should pick a lighter colour first and start with that, and then hit it with the blue, and it will come out extremely vibrant.

'''Chris:''' I'll keep that in mind.

'''Arthur:''' Like, go with a um, like a blonde or a platinum blonde, and THEN wait a few days to hit it with that blue? And it'll hit that battery blue colour you're looking for perfectly.

'''Chris:''' Mmkay.

'''Arthur:''' Because it would really bring out the colour in your eyes, you know?

'''Chris:''' Indeed.

'''Arthur:''' ...Okay, so we left off at Sonichu, if I remember correctly?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, we were talking about, we were talking about the Asperchu part.

'''Arthur:''' That's right, we were talking about Asperchu. I noticed there's a few other things, like when you brought Simonla back from the dead. That was a very ballsy move, I have to say.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I just don't care about [[Evan|the guy]] who created his Simonchu and claiming that [[Simonla]] was based off of that? That's not the case at all. I mean, even long before Simonchu ever came about from my viewpoint, I wanted to make a ground-type character, among which, and-- and uh, I wanted-- I definitely had in mind amongst which, uh, drill arms, and that sort of thing, but I just never really could figure out the, uh, shape and formula in my head. But then eventually I did see the Simonchu, and... and from, and from that, uh, I took a little out-- I took a little bit, here and there, and I made the Rosechu character. And, uh, I mean, Simonla is, was-- I got that name based off of the, uh, movie that's called "Simone"? Uhh, which uh, that was about a holographic, uh, woman, that was depicted as a famous singer.

'''Arthur:''' I see, I see, yes. Well you know, all that copyright infringement and stuff, everything, I don't think you'll have to worry about that. I mean, the person would have to come forward and complain about it, and what are the odds of that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, quite. And plus, definitely stronger than his Simonchu with the simitanium bones and recovery aspect, similar to Wolverine.

'''Arthur:''' Actually, I looked up simitanium, and it's an actual thing.

'''Chris:''' Huh, it is. I thought I just made it up.

'''Arthur:''' No. It's actual-- I don't think it has much to do with what you're talking about, but it's actually [[wikipedia:Itanium|an electronic thing]] with [[computer]]s.

'''Chris:''' Huh. Well, chalk it up to coincidence, definitely, 'cause I never heard of that.

'''Arthur:''' No, no, completely coincidental. I mean, it seems to work; I mean, after all, it's basically given her Wolverine-like powers.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes. And then the irony, com-- going to computers and electronics, she's a ground and electric type, it turns out to work out pretty good.

'''Arthur:''' Hm. Maybe you should point that out sometime, make it a part-- make it a part of the character.

'''Chris:''' I'll make a little [[Random Access Humor|joke]] out of that at one point, then.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, sounds like a good idea to me. So we were talking about Sonichu, and like I said, you won't have to worry-- hope too much about some of your, um, less than desirable people. I know that you went on a bit of a hiatus for a while; you came back, stronger than ever. I mean, I thought Sonichu was dead and gone forever, but then you came back with new comics, and new medallions and Amiibos, and I was blown away.

'''Chris:''' Yes. I never meant-- I w-- I was never meant-- I mean, Sonichu was not dead. I never meant for that to be uh, the outcome there. I fell into the hiatus because I felt overwhelmed with the stress, and uhh... [[Mental Block|shoot, what's the word there I'm trying to think of]]... Well anyway, I just-- I just felt overwhelmed from between the internet trolls laying me down, and I had to take my webpages down because of them hacking into it. And it just killed-- it just killed my inspiration for a while. And then eventually I realised that trolls are people, and I started find-- and especially after I identified myself as a female soul trapped in this male body, and a lesbian transwoman from that? I def-- I definitely was able to turn my self-esteem around from that, but uh, I still need improvements here and there.

'''Arthur:''' Oh no, you seem more confident than ever.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Honestly, you seem more confident than you did five years ago, and that's great.

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' ...It's nice to see that you've finally came to terms with the fact that if you can't beat the trolls, you just ignore them.

'''Chris:''' Yes. And definitely to quote the WatchMojo dot com Top Ten Internet Trolls, it definitely puts in better perspective that they are still just people, don't know how better communicate in better words, or emotions. ...But yeah, nobody's perfect, anyway.

'''Arthur:''' Right. ...Okay, so so far we've covered Sonichu, we've covered, um, the people from your past that hopefully won't come forward trying to claim rights to Sonichu; we wouldn't want THAT issue when we're trying to set up our little endeavour.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Now the last thing we need to talk about is your input on this. Now, you said you wanted to voice Sonichu AND yourself in the show. That makes sense.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Arthur:''' Are there any other characters-- Now, honestly, there are a few characters we simply cannot touch. Now I noticed you brought in Ren Skysoar to replace Doctor Robotnik. Now that's a good start, but I can tell you right now that my associates CANNOT get Sonic into that show easily.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Although I tell you, um, definitely I was able to rectify the problem in book one, where Simonla disguised hers-- transformed, and made herself into Sonic, for that book, and then definitely later into Amy Rose just for the walk-in.

'''Arthur:''' Okay. So that will definitely cover those small bases. Because honestly, we can't touch characters like, you know, we can't touch Robotnik, we can't touch Aqua Teen Hunger Force, because that'll just create all kinds of issues with other companies, and they're gonna, they're all gonna want their piece of the pie. And let's face it, you don't want your piece to get any smaller.

'''Chris:''' Quite, mm. What makes you bring in the, uh, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, if I may ask?

'''Arthur:''' You remember, that scene when they're inside the, the restaurant, when Son-- uh, no, it's the mall, and Sonichu and Rosechu are eating at the restaurant, and you've got the little meatwad thing on the table?

'''Chris:''' Oh, oh, oh yeah. Yes, just to make a little-- fun happy-- fun-- yeah. I do remember that part, yeah.

'''Arthur:''' You've got to be careful, because I can tell you right now, people on the internet'll notice the smallest things and point them out.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's not pertinent to the story or whatever.

'''Arthur:''' It might not hurt anything.

'''Chris:''' It's not gonna be repeated.

'''Arthur:''' We'll-- Oh, I'm sorry, please continue.

'''Chris:''' It'll definitely be revealed in, uh, a later part that after I've made apparent in the Facebook post that Sonichu is allergic to [[Pickle|pickles]].

'''Arthur:''' Yes, I find that-- I've always found his allergy to pickles to be quite hilarious.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And uh, kind of a spoiler, there will be a part in a future story where he-- where pretty much in a dream scenario, he has to swim in a river of essentially pickle brine juice.

'''Arthur:''' Oh no.

'''Chris:''' And he blows up during the swim.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So he's like, he's like deathly allergic to pickles?

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' He better hope he gets an [[wikipedia:Epinephrine|endephrine shot]] after that.

'''Chris:''' Well he's quite, uh, he's quite strong, so he's able to survive it, and at the end of the river is uh, is a healing pond at which he recovers from the allergy fairly quick.

'''Arthur:''' Well I guess that will definitely take care of that problem.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Arthur:''' Now are you going to be introducing any more new characters into the series? Because right now you've already got quite a collection of people already ready to go. But seeing as how previous villains in the series have either been arrested, or, or gone, or dead, or missing, I should say, are you introducing new villains into the series based on the current, you know, issues in your life?

'''Chris:''' I would say that's still yet to be determined. But at least I was-- at least I am definitely glad to give Count Graduon a past human form with which to lead into his spirit, and um, [[Duck|very small]] spoiler, among the uh, people he'll be bringing in uh, the bodies, he finds somebody that looks nearly exactly like he used to, and he brings in-- he becomes one of the Jerkops, so he brings him in and moves his soul from the Metal Sonichu into that body.

'''Arthur:''' Now I gotta tell you right now, I definitely want to see more Metal Sonichu.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you'll definitely see Graduon's soul in Metal Sonichu's body, and uh, Skysoar will be employed under Graduon, and he'll make a few more of them.

'''Arthur:''' See, what you need in the series, I think to really push the bad guys now, instead of just having Jerkops, you need like, robotic Jerkops, like 2.0.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, pretty much, uh...

'''Arthur:''' After all, when you have a hero like Sonichu... Sonichu is already pretty powerful, and all of his friends are pretty strong too. You need to start adding that concept of conflict by making the enemies tougher too.

'''Chris:''' ...Yes, that will be taken under consideration. I already have a few-- I already have a few ideas on my mind, among which. But that is definitely one I could definitely add into, uh, the uh, into the Jerkop and Janekops, there.

'''Arthur:''' Because--

'''Chris:''' Make 'em-- make 'em a bit cyborg.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, you know, it's like, uh, it's like Power Rangers, the original Power Rangers, with Zordon? When they had the Putties, and then they had the Lord Zedd Putties?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...Quite. But anyway, yes, I will take all that under great consideration.

'''Arthur:''' Just ideas to implement. You know, create-- because after all, if you're going to make a cartoon, you definitely want it to be action-packed for the kids.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yes, action-packed, but also would like to be able to, put a good lesson or positive story in, every now and then.

'''Arthur:''' Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Put a nice little bit of Column A, and a little bit of Column B, and that makes sure you've got a great show for kids.

'''Chris:''' Yes. I do agree.

'''Arthur:''' Because after all, your core demographic are the kids, you want them, 'cause they're the ones who are gonna get their kids-- their parents to buy them Sonichu action figures, and Sonichu video games.

'''Chris:''' Yep, definitely in there amongst my pipe dreams, there.

'''Arthur:''' Well, the great thing about a pipe dream is it's always there. So if you try hard enough, it might happen.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Thank you.

'''Arthur:''' We're slowly building the foundations, here. Right now, this is the foundation. I'm going to show this to my superiors, and we're gonna see where things go from there.

'''Chris:''' That sounds good.

'''Arthur:''' I will get back to you, and I will share their ideas with you, to see what the next step is.

'''Chris:''' All right. That's good. And uh, definitely be sure to, uh, when you, when you broadcast this interview, to talk about my CWCVille shopping store on [[Etsy]].

'''Arthur:''' Absolutely.

'''Chris:''' And uh-- and I'm guessing that you do have to link to that, so copy and paste that to the storefront.

'''Arthur:''' Of course.

'''Chris:''' And, this-- this has been good.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, it's been a great conversation. Like I said before, it was a glorious opportunity to get this first opportunity to speak with you.

'''Chris:''' Yes, thank you.

'''Arthur:''' Of course. You're one of my-- I'm one of your biggest fans.

'''Chris:''' Thank you very much, I really do appreciate th-- your support, and everyone's sup-support, regardless of them being good or bad or trolls or bullies or indifferent.

'''Arthur:''' Well, you know what they say, Christine: all-- no publicity is bad publicity.

'''Chris:''' I have heard that, yes.

'''Arthur:''' So even if people, even if people are being [[jerks]] and making fun of you, they're still bringing attention to you, and bringing attention to you brings attention to Sonichu.

'''Chris:''' Yes. I have realised that.

'''Arthur:''' All right, Christine. I think we've covered enough on this first little meeting. I'll get back to you in a few days to see how things have turned out with my superiors.

'''Chris:''' Okay, thank you, Arthur.

'''Arthur:''' No problem, Christine, you have a nice evening.

'''Chris:''' Yes, you have a good evening, too. Y'all take care.

'''Arthur:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' Bye bye.

'''Arthur:''' Goodbye.

== External Links ==
*[https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa Part 1], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-2/s-o9B33 Part 2]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2foze6TYvE Youtube Mirror]

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|list4 = '''[[BlueSpike PSN Chats|PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]) • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]] '''[[BlueSpike Skype Logs|Skype Logs]]:''' [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]] '''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] • [[Bob Walks In]] • [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself]]

|group5 = [[Mumble]]
|list5 = [[Mumble 1|1]] • [[Mumble 2|2]] • [[Mumble 3|3]] ([[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]) • [[Mumble 4|4]] • [[Mumble 5|5]] • [[Mumble 6|6]] • [[Mumble 7|7]] • [[Mumble 8|8]] • [[Mumble 9|9]] ([[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]) • [[Mumble 10|10]] • [[Mumble 11|11]] • [[Mumble 12|12]]

|group6 = [[Sarah May]]
|list6 = [[Sarah May Skype Logs]]

|group7 = [[Alec Benson Leary]]
|list7 = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]

|group8 = [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa AIM chats]]
|list8 = [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|1]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|2]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|3]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4|4]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5|5]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|6]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7|7]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8|8]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|9]]

|group9 = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]
|list9 = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]] • [[Kacey Call 4|4]] • [[Kacey Call 5|5]] • [[Kacey Call 6|6]] • [[Kacey Call 7|7]] • [[Kacey Call 8|8]] • [[Kacey Call 9|9]] • [[Kacey Call 10|10]] • [[Kacey Call 11|11]] • [[Kacey Call 12|12]] • [[Kacey Call 13|13]] • [[Kacey Call 14|14]] • [[Kacey Call 15|15]] • [[Kacey Call 16|16]] • [[Kacey Call 17|17]] • [[Kacey Call 18|18]] • [[Kacey Call 19|19]] • [[Kacey Call 20|20]] • [[Kacey Call 21|21]] • [[Kacey Call 22|22]] • [[Kacey Call 23|23]] • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]

|group10 = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls
|list10 = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]

|group11 = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]
|list11 = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''

|group12 = [[Colin]] Chats
|list12 = [[Colin Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Colin Chat 2|2]]'''

|group13 = CatKnight Interviews
|list13 = '''[[CatKnight Interview|1]]''' • '''[[CatKnight Interview 2|2]]'''

|group14 = Other
|list14=[[Andrew Simmons chat]] • [[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Hooker incident#Result|Hooker incident call]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[July 25, 2014 Leaks]] • [[Jail calls]]
}}

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{{Navbox
|title = Chats and calls
|name = FanChats

|group1 = [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]
|list1 = '''[[2008]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] • [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] • [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] • [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] • [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] • [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] • [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] • [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] • [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] • [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] • [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] • [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]] '''[[2009]]:''' [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] • [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] • [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] • [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] • [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] • [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]

|group2 = [[PandaHalo]]
|list2 = [[Chris Sex Logs|Skype Sex Logs]]

|group3 = [[Vivian Gee]]
|list3 = [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]

|group4 = [[BlueSpike]]
|list4 = '''[[BlueSpike PSN Chats|PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]) • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]] '''[[BlueSpike Skype Logs|Skype Logs]]:''' [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]] '''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] • [[Bob Walks In]] • [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself]]

|group5 = [[Mumble]]
|list5 = [[Mumble 1|1]] • [[Mumble 2|2]] • [[Mumble 3|3]] ([[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]) • [[Mumble 4|4]] • [[Mumble 5|5]] • [[Mumble 6|6]] • [[Mumble 7|7]] • [[Mumble 8|8]] • [[Mumble 9|9]] ([[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]) • [[Mumble 10|10]] • [[Mumble 11|11]] • [[Mumble 12|12]]

|group6 = [[Sarah May]]
|list6 = [[Sarah May Skype Logs]]

|group7 = [[Alec Benson Leary]]
|list7 = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]

|group8 = [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa AIM chats]]
|list8 = [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|1]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|2]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|3]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4|4]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5|5]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|6]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7|7]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8|8]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|9]]

|group9 = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]
|list9 = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]] • [[Kacey Call 4|4]] • [[Kacey Call 5|5]] • [[Kacey Call 6|6]] • [[Kacey Call 7|7]] • [[Kacey Call 8|8]] • [[Kacey Call 9|9]] • [[Kacey Call 10|10]] • [[Kacey Call 11|11]] • [[Kacey Call 12|12]] • [[Kacey Call 13|13]] • [[Kacey Call 14|14]] • [[Kacey Call 15|15]] • [[Kacey Call 16|16]] • [[Kacey Call 17|17]] • [[Kacey Call 18|18]] • [[Kacey Call 19|19]] • [[Kacey Call 20|20]] • [[Kacey Call 21|21]] • [[Kacey Call 22|22]] • [[Kacey Call 23|23]] • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]

|group10 = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls
|list10 = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]

|group11 = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]
|list11 = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''

|group12 = [[Colin]] Chats
|list12 = [[Colin Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Colin Chat 2|2]]'''

|group13 = CatKnight Interviews
|list13 = '''[[CatKnight Interview|1]]''' • '''[CatKnight Interview 2|2]]'''

|group14 = Other
|list14=[[Andrew Simmons chat]] • [[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Hooker incident#Result|Hooker incident call]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[July 25, 2014 Leaks]] • [[Jail calls]]
}}

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CatKnight Interview 2

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CatKnight Interview 2

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Template:FanChats

2016-01-29T22:12:34Z

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|name = FanChats

|group1 = [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]
|list1 = '''[[2008]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] • [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] • [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] • [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] • [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] • [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] • [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] • [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] • [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] • [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] • [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] • [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]] '''[[2009]]:''' [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] • [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] • [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] • [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] • [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] • [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]

|group2 = [[PandaHalo]]
|list2 = [[Chris Sex Logs|Skype Sex Logs]]

|group3 = [[Vivian Gee]]
|list3 = [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]

|group4 = [[BlueSpike]]
|list4 = '''[[BlueSpike PSN Chats|PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]) • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]] '''[[BlueSpike Skype Logs|Skype Logs]]:''' [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]] '''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] • [[Bob Walks In]] • [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself]]

|group5 = [[Mumble]]
|list5 = [[Mumble 1|1]] • [[Mumble 2|2]] • [[Mumble 3|3]] ([[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]) • [[Mumble 4|4]] • [[Mumble 5|5]] • [[Mumble 6|6]] • [[Mumble 7|7]] • [[Mumble 8|8]] • [[Mumble 9|9]] ([[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]) • [[Mumble 10|10]] • [[Mumble 11|11]] • [[Mumble 12|12]]

|group6 = [[Sarah May]]
|list6 = [[Sarah May Skype Logs]]

|group7 = [[Alec Benson Leary]]
|list7 = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]

|group8 = [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa AIM chats]]
|list8 = [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|1]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|2]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|3]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4|4]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5|5]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|6]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7|7]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8|8]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|9]]

|group9 = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]
|list9 = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]] • [[Kacey Call 4|4]] • [[Kacey Call 5|5]] • [[Kacey Call 6|6]] • [[Kacey Call 7|7]] • [[Kacey Call 8|8]] • [[Kacey Call 9|9]] • [[Kacey Call 10|10]] • [[Kacey Call 11|11]] • [[Kacey Call 12|12]] • [[Kacey Call 13|13]] • [[Kacey Call 14|14]] • [[Kacey Call 15|15]] • [[Kacey Call 16|16]] • [[Kacey Call 17|17]] • [[Kacey Call 18|18]] • [[Kacey Call 19|19]] • [[Kacey Call 20|20]] • [[Kacey Call 21|21]] • [[Kacey Call 22|22]] • [[Kacey Call 23|23]] • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]

|group10 = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls
|list10 = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]

|group11 = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]
|list11 = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''

|group12 = [[Colin]] Chats
|list12 = [[Colin Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Colin Chat 2|2]]

|group13 = Other
|list13=[[Andrew Simmons chat]] • [[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Hooker incident#Result|Hooker incident call]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[July 25, 2014 Leaks]] • [[Jail calls]] • [[CatKnight Interview]]
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|title = Chats and calls
|name = FanChats

|group1 = [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]
|list1 = '''[[2008]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] • [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] • [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] • [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] • [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] • [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] • [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] • [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] • [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] • [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] • [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] • [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]] '''[[2009]]:''' [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] • [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] • [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] • [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] • [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] • [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]

|group2 = [[PandaHalo]]
|list2 = [[Chris Sex Logs|Skype Sex Logs]]

|group3 = [[Vivian Gee]]
|list3 = [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]

|group4 = [[BlueSpike]]
|list4 = '''[[BlueSpike PSN Chats|PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]) • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]] '''[[BlueSpike Skype Logs|Skype Logs]]:''' [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]] '''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] • [[Bob Walks In]] • [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself]]

|group5 = [[Mumble]]
|list5 = [[Mumble 1|1]] • [[Mumble 2|2]] • [[Mumble 3|3]] ([[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]) • [[Mumble 4|4]] • [[Mumble 5|5]] • [[Mumble 6|6]] • [[Mumble 7|7]] • [[Mumble 8|8]] • [[Mumble 9|9]] ([[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]) • [[Mumble 10|10]] • [[Mumble 11|11]] • [[Mumble 12|12]]

|group6 = [[Sarah May]]
|list6 = [[Sarah May Skype Logs]]

|group7 = [[Alec Benson Leary]]
|list7 = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]

|group8 = [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa AIM chats]]
|list8 = [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|1]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|2]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|3]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4|4]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5|5]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|6]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7|7]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8|8]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|9]]

|group9 = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]
|list9 = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]] • [[Kacey Call 4|4]] • [[Kacey Call 5|5]] • [[Kacey Call 6|6]] • [[Kacey Call 7|7]] • [[Kacey Call 8|8]] • [[Kacey Call 9|9]] • [[Kacey Call 10|10]] • [[Kacey Call 11|11]] • [[Kacey Call 12|12]] • [[Kacey Call 13|13]] • [[Kacey Call 14|14]] • [[Kacey Call 15|15]] • [[Kacey Call 16|16]] • [[Kacey Call 17|17]] • [[Kacey Call 18|18]] • [[Kacey Call 19|19]] • [[Kacey Call 20|20]] • [[Kacey Call 21|21]] • [[Kacey Call 22|22]] • [[Kacey Call 23|23]] • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]

|group10 = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls
|list10 = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]

|group11 = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]
|list11 = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''

|group12 = [[Colin]] Chats
|list12 = [[Colin Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Colin Chat 2|2]]

|group13 = Other
|list13=[[Andrew Simmons chat]] • [[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Hooker incident#Result|Hooker incident call]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[July 25, 2014 Leaks]] • [[Jail calls]] • [[CatKnight interview]]
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Update 1/25/2016

2016-01-29T22:04:03Z

Helis5: /* Video */

'''Update 1/25/2016''' is a video uploaded on the 25th of January, 2016. Chris, with a towel-[[Twin Falling Towers|turban]] wrapped around his head, claims that the snow is delaying delivery of his orders; afterwards, he reads a poem sent in by a female fan.
== Video ==
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| name = Update 1/25/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1JN4HjHjj7Q}}
| stardate = 25 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Purple T-shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
| next = [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello. Good day once again to all my people on the internet. Christine Chandler coming to you live from house. Yep. And as I just posted and shared on my Facebook, it is literally up to my knees out there with snow; it was even taken past the street into the mailbox. It's gonna be quite longer before anyone gets the car out. So, might not be till the end of the week till I'm able to ship the recent orders out, but the patience will be rewarded. And I appreciate everybody's continued support and patience, and patience, as well as any new orders that come in.

And then we have another...on that note, I would like to present a poem from uh, from a fan who has, uh, made a request unto me, and this is an unpaid solicitation. So, anyways, uh, she writes:

<poem>"Dear Christine,
You've brought smiles to my face over the years,
I've felt so much joy at your triumphs,
And pain over your tears,
I first found you online only when I was fifteen,
And found you the most fun online [pauses] person that I've ever seen,
I know you haven't had...haven't had it easy,
So often life has been tough,
But you stayed true to yourself,
And that's the thing I love,
So stay happy Christine,
Appreciate the good, ignore the rest,
There's still a true fan like me out there,
Who always thinks you're the best."</poem>

That...that's very nice and lovely. Thank you.

Anyway, so, that's about it for today. I'm continuing work on the orders and everything, I'll have as much as I can shipped out, right after I get out of the house by about the end of the week. Y'all have a great, safe day. Thank you.

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever

2016-01-29T22:02:44Z

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Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever

2016-01-29T22:01:58Z

Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T21:49:11Z

Helis5: /* References */

Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T21:47:37Z

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Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T21:44:54Z

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Doxing Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T21:34:28Z

Helis5: /* Jeff/Francine's Response */

[[File:ChrisNegotiatesWithMaple.png|thumb|400px|Chris the shakedown artist.]]
'''Doxing Jeff/Francine ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 17 [[November 2015]], in which he calls out and belittles a trans woman named Francine for distributing unofficial [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] merchandise. The [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] of transphobic comments is, naturally, lost to Chris.

In this video, Chris also mentions the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' fangame and says it was created by Jeff/Francine Ouzuo, leading people to believe that Jeff/Francine Ouzuo was actually [[CWCki Forums]] user Maple, who is the true creator of the fangame. All the current information suggests that Maple has nothing to do with Jeff/Francine and that Chris's new "manager"/troll probably told Chris this information.

Yet again, another aspect of Chris's old self emerges--his stalwart [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]] and refusal to accept the idea of someone else using his [[Chris and copyright|uncopyrightable]] character. It's as if a fragment of the [[Jimmy Hill]] Saga has reappeared in the present day.

Chris has applied image stabilization to this video, despite the fact the camera is entirely stationary throughout.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Pretending to be me, panhandling and selling Sonichu "Merchandise" online and behind my back. It is time for "her" to come forward and pay me my dues; about fifty percent. "60K a Year", she says. And this person is from Pennsylvania, NOT [[Ruckersville]], VA.

Francine, please reply to my video to my second email address, Anightinchristine@gmail.com, to discuss the details of sending me the money.

Have a good day.
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Doxing Jeff/Francine
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cGz0sctOS7U}}
| stardate = 17 November 2015
| subject =
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]
| next = [[Reaching Out to Game Developers.]]
}}

==Transcript==
[[File:CrumbsPortrait.jpg|thumb|210px|''Franciiine.'']]
Hello my loyal fans! I got a selfie remote, so that works for the better. Anyway, I'm here tonight because obviously for years, since I started, uh, with the trolls and whatnot, there have been instances of fakers and false products that I had no approval of, or have participated in whatsoever, and now this has come to my attention, such as which is somebody made a fan version of my [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|"Adult Chronicles"]] titled video game, of which I've made the, uh, fake title sort of. But anyway, uh, this uh, "Jeff Ouzo" or as she prefers to be called, "Franciiine," from the s-, state of Washing''ton''. She did not feel safe in Pittsburgh, and she's not transitioning very well either, sh-, so she claimed to be a les-, a trans woman. Mm. Anyway, she's uh, been preten-, she has pretended to be me on uh, a website or two, so...

And apparently, between that and her own bunch of, bunches of panhandling and whatnot, I would s-, I hav-, it has come to my attention that this person makes a lot of money, especially off of the quote-unquote "Sonichu merchandise" that she has pretended to be me and selling with, so here's the deal Francine: you cut me in on at, on about half of that, half of what you have made, from my name, and my imagery, and whatnot, or otherwise shut, shush on my store down. Shut it down. Because I have all the details abo-, about you, pretty lady-man. Mm? [''blows raspberry'']

Right, so, cut me in on all those profits, the half of that at least, 'cause you ain't getting away with the false merchandising anymore. At least I would not be sending any people asking for directions your way either. So you're safe from that. But everybody should know to come to me on my shop on [[Etsy]] and any other shops that I personally list and reference between my [[Facebook]] page, as well as my [[Twitter]] feed, and definitely on my Etsy storefront. Additional branches may come out very soon, still depending, I'm still learning. Thank you all very much, and have a good pleasant day.

==Maple's Response==

===Description===

{{quotebox|No.}}

===Video===

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "Doxing Jeff/Francine" Adult Chronicles Edition
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2Pny8liUdAo}}
| stardate = 18 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CWCAdultChronicles
| subject = [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]|nextlink=[[Reaching Out to Game Developers.]] |}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T21:28:26Z

Helis5: /* Chris's hypocrisy */

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2016-01-29T21:26:26Z

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'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]] |
[[Clover and Snoopy]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[Minor Family Members]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]] |
[[Reginald Chandler]] |
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]

'''Enemies:'''
[[Michael Snyder]] |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Wes Iseli]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Merried Seinor Comic|Kirby McDerbie]]

'''[[Jerks]]:'''
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]]

'''[[Sweethearts]]:'''
[[Blanca Weiss]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[BlueSpike]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Emily]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Kacey]] |
[[Jackie]] |
[[Catherine]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Laura Dorazio]] |
[[Tiffany Gowen]] |
[[Kellie Andes]] |
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] |
[[The Wallflower]] |
[[Kim Wilson]]

'''The Asperpedia Four:'''
[[Alec Benson Leary]] |
[[Evan]] |
[[Asperchu#Sean|Sean August Watley]] |
[[Asperpedia|Mao]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[Jack Thaddeus]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Takashi Tezuka]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] |
[[Omar Woodley]] |
[[Jeff/Francine]]

'''Other:'''
[[Abusive babysitter]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] |
[[Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] |
[[Rocky Shoemaker]] |
[[Rob Bell]] |
[[William Elliott Waterman]] |
[[Mia Hamm]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Chloe]] |
[[Officer Nasty]] |
[[Kimmi]] |
[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]]
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Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T21:26:12Z

Helis5: /* History */

Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T21:08:22Z

Helis5: /* History */

Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T20:55:43Z

Helis5:

Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T20:35:14Z

Helis5:

Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T20:29:41Z

Doxing Jeff/Francine

2016-01-29T20:12:54Z

Helis5: i have been lurking the forums and im fixing the information here which seems to not be TRUE and HONEST

[[File:ChrisNegotiatesWithMaple.png|thumb|400px|Chris the shakedown artist.]]
'''Doxing Jeff/Francine ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 17 [[November 2015]], in which he calls out and belittles a trans woman named Francine for distributing unofficial [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] merchandise. The [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] of transphobic comments is, naturally, lost to Chris.

In this video, Chris also mentions the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' fangame and says it was created by Jeff/Francine Ouzuo, leading people to believe that Jeff/Francine Ouzuo was actually [[CWCki Forums]] user Maple, who is the true creator of the fangame. All the current information suggests that Maple has nothing to do with Jeff/Francine and that Chris's new "manager"/troll probably told Chris this information.

Yet again, another aspect of Chris's old self emerges--his stalwart [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]] and refusal to accept the idea of someone else using his [[Chris and copyright|uncopyrightable]] character. It's as if a fragment of the [[Jimmy Hill]] Saga has reappeared in the present day.

Chris has applied image stabilization to this video, despite the fact the camera is entirely stationary throughout.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Pretending to be me, panhandling and selling Sonichu "Merchandise" online and behind my back. It is time for "her" to come forward and pay me my dues; about fifty percent. "60K a Year", she says. And this person is from Pennsylvania, NOT [[Ruckersville]], VA.

Francine, please reply to my video to my second email address, Anightinchristine@gmail.com, to discuss the details of sending me the money.

Have a good day.
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Doxing Jeff/Francine
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cGz0sctOS7U}}
| stardate = 17 November 2015
| subject =
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]
| next = [[Reaching Out to Game Developers.]]
}}

==Transcript==
[[File:CrumbsPortrait.jpg|thumb|210px|''Franciiine.'']]
Hello my loyal fans! I got a selfie remote, so that works for the better. Anyway, I'm here tonight because obviously for years, since I started, uh, with the trolls and whatnot, there have been instances of fakers and false products that I had no approval of, or have participated in whatsoever, and now this has come to my attention, such as which is somebody made a fan version of my [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|"Adult Chronicles"]] titled video game, of which I've made the, uh, fake title sort of. But anyway, uh, this uh, "Jeff Ouzo" or as she prefers to be called, "Franciiine," from the s-, state of Washing''ton''. She did not feel safe in Pittsburgh, and she's not transitioning very well either, sh-, so she claimed to be a les-, a trans woman. Mm. Anyway, she's uh, been preten-, she has pretended to be me on uh, a website or two, so...

And apparently, between that and her own bunch of, bunches of panhandling and whatnot, I would s-, I hav-, it has come to my attention that this person makes a lot of money, especially off of the quote-unquote "Sonichu merchandise" that she has pretended to be me and selling with, so here's the deal Francine: you cut me in on at, on about half of that, half of what you have made, from my name, and my imagery, and whatnot, or otherwise shut, shush on my store down. Shut it down. Because I have all the details abo-, about you, pretty lady-man. Mm? [''blows raspberry'']

Right, so, cut me in on all those profits, the half of that at least, 'cause you ain't getting away with the false merchandising anymore. At least I would not be sending any people asking for directions your way either. So you're safe from that. But everybody should know to come to me on my shop on [[Etsy]] and any other shops that I personally list and reference between my [[Facebook]] page, as well as my [[Twitter]] feed, and definitely on my Etsy storefront. Additional branches may come out very soon, still depending, I'm still learning. Thank you all very much, and have a good pleasant day.

==Jeff/Francine's Response==

===Description===

{{quotebox|No.}}

===Video===

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "Doxing Jeff/Francine" Adult Chronicles Edition
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2Pny8liUdAo}}
| stardate = 18 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CWCAdultChronicles
| subject = [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Saga

2016-01-29T19:51:53Z

Helis5: /* Selling Out Saga (3 July 2014 - Present) */ adding a banner

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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Chris]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris's life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[audiobook]] project.

==List of Sagas: Pre-1st Exile==
===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 18 March 2008'')===
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg]]
{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first and longest saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 18 March 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris.

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a contest in order to win Megan's heart, only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and [[PaRappa_contest#Aftermath|several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers]]. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and put up the "Chris-Chan" page on ED. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg]]
{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he believed that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - maybe ongoing)''===
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg]]
{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg]]
{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
[[Image:Miyamotosaga.jpg]]
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by <s>a troll posing as</s> [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
[[Image:Juliesaga.jpg]]
{{main|Julie}}

In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. BlueSpike still remains the most divisive of Chris's trolls.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
[[Image:Ivysaga.jpg]]
{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, Chris would meet and fall in love with his then-latest sweetheart, Ivy. A troll who merely asked for a shout-out from Chris and had no idea of what would come later, his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

===Vanessa Saga (''April 2009 - May 2009'')===
{{Incomplete}}
[[Image:Vanessa Saga.png]]
{{main|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}

In [[April 2009]], Chris believed that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material. [[Chris and reality|He wasn't]].

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 10 November 2009'')===
[[Image:Liquidsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
[[Image:The CWCipedia Saga.jpg]]
{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given the CWCipedia, a wiki-styled web page, so that Chris can use it to upload his ''Sonichu'' comics, blog, and events of his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 30 August 2011'')===
[[Image:The Asperchu Saga.jpg]]
{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
[[Image:The Surfshack Tito Saga.jpg]]
{{Main|Surfshack Tito}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] while wearing a Scottish kilt. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - June 2014'')===
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain to the store's manager, [[Michael Snyder]] and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They must also pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Yet, even after this, he still holds a grudge against Mike.

==1st Exile Sagas==
===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}

After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post 1st Exile/Pre 2nd Exile==
===Jackie Saga (''April 5, 2010 - November 26, 2010'')===
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{{main|Jackie}}

Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''28 April 2011 - ongoing'')===
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{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In mid-2011, Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, as of 2014, Chris is once again openly cross-dressing, against Barb's wishes.

===Call Out Saga (''06 August 2011 - 01 September 2011'')===
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{{main|Surfshack Tito (troll)|BlueSpike|Clyde Cash}}
{{incomplete}}
During the beginning of August, Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of reprisal out of the trolls. Chris warned the
trolls that if they didn't meet his demands on the deadline Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information that he believed to be
true, even though most believe some of the information to be fake.

===Catherine Saga (''9 July 2014 - 14 December 2014'')===
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{{main|2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|Catherine E-mails|Catherine}}

With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 15 October 2015'')===
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{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exist and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?)

===Selling Out Saga (''3 July 2014 - Present'')===
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{{main|Etsy|Sonichu Amiibo}}
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it has ultimately outlasted it. Chris realised during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and freshly-customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s. This Saga is also notable for featuring the return of frequent videos of Chris, plus the return of some aspects of his Classic Chris personality that were thought to have been put to one side.

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category: Sagas]]

January 2016 Facebook Posts

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December 2015 Facebook Posts

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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[December 2015]].

==Summary==
Chris obsesses over Dr Who, gets a headache, plugs his merchandise and begs for money and gifts.

==Chris's Posts==
===A Fun Visual===
{{quotebox|1 December 2015
[[File:Bedsheet cat.jpg|300px|left]]
How about a fun laugh? Check out the fun visual I caught. What is it? I thought it was a stray white cat that wandered in.}}

Chris added:

{{quotebox|It's part of the bed sheet.

I'm also liking "Doctor Who" on Netflix. Jolly interesting show. :)}}

===Sonee and Rosey Amiibo===
{{quotebox|1 December 2015
Want to give 'em a hug? Might not be recommended. LOL. [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and Rosey]] Figures to be added soon to [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]], and inexpensively; $20 apiece or both for $30. Part of the Third Wave set.
[[File:Sonee&RoseeA.jpg|left|300px]]
[[File:Sonee&RoseeB.jpg|right|300px]]}}

[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehardt]] suggested:

{{quoteboxgreen|You know what would be cool: You could make a set of little stuffed Sonee and Rosey figures and have a brandname like "Sonichu Huggies".}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I like that. I will take that under advisement; probably hire a plush maker to help with that.}}

===A Polite Threat===

On 2 December, Chris posted on the "[[GameStop]]" Facebook wall. He included a link to a [[YouTube]] [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015|video]] in which he suggested that others do the same.

{{quotebox|2 December 2015
Unban Me from my Four Local GameStop Stores, please, or you all lose business, as well as have continuing Bad Karma.}}

===Chris Be Trippin', Yo===
{{quotebox|2 December 2015
Just Really feeling off today; had [[biological clock|too much sleep]], feeling dizzy, blank and off-center. Oi! - feeling Off Beat.}}

He added:

{{quotebox| I feel like I might be, what you may call, tripping, even though I am not on any of your high-inducing [[Tobacky#Cannabis|drugs]] and whatnot. My head is here and there right now.}}
{{quotebox|[[Stress]], I think.}}

===Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs===

{{quotebox|4 December 2015
[[File:VibratingBraA.jpg|400px|left]]
[[File:VibratingBraB.jpg|400px|right]]
I have personally undergone my own experiment with vibrators on the [[manboobs|breasts]], ‪#‎vibratingbra‬. I bought two remote and wired vibrating eggs. For a whole week, I have placed the vibrators between the outer sides of my breasts and inside my [[muscle bra|bra]], and turned them on to stimulate the blood flow into my breasts about 15 minutes a day. After the week, my breasts do feel and appear to me a bit larger, and also More Firm. So I definitely would call this method of natural breast enlargement, coupled with some natural or Rx estrogens, quite plausible.

And not only that, the vibrations upon my breasts does feel good.}}

===Here We Go Again===
Chris linked to his [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|protest video]] of 29 November and wrote:

{{quotebox|4 December 2015
Also, I Was able to get GameStop's attention on the problem at hand. I have posted my video onto the GameStop timeline. I have learned it Was successfully on their visitor page, but then was removed. That is a start, but due to their removing of it, as well as not contacting me, still, it would appear as me being ignored. This will not stand.

I encourage you all to copy the link to my Embargo video, and Spam it to GameStop's Inbox, as well as repetitively onto their [[Facebook]] Timeline and [[Twitter]] Feed.

We have to let them know that we, you all and I, will not take the injustice and be left ignored! If left unchecked and unresolved, GameStop will be getting away with being UNFAIR TO [[autism|AUTISTICS]], AND [[homos|LGBTQ]], PEOPLE!

Stand Tall with me! Spam the Video with the tag line: "UNFAIR TO AUTISTICS, AND LGBTQ, PEOPLE!" onto GameStop's timeline, feed, inbox and boards.

We shall Not Be Banned for our emotions and beliefs! This mess started with a peaceful protest, but that is overwith; now we have to make them accept our apologies and unban us all!

<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>HRC‬

‪<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>GameStop‬

‪[[Best Buy|#‎BestBuy‬]]

‪[[Charlottesville Fashion Square|#‎SIMON‬]]

‪<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>LGBT‬

‪<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>autism‬}}

===New Book Offer===

{{quotebox|4 December 2015
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Update Announcement!**

I will be making price adjustments on the prices of my [[Sonichu (comic)|books]]. Firstly, they each will be reduced by $2.00 in price. For this, I will be ordering each book, or each order set of books, directly from my publisher and sending them directly to you, the loyal fans and consumers. And optionally, for one dollar, I will send one book sleeve and card back per book.

Second, for the two dollar difference, I will have the book(s) sent to me and I will personally autograph and sleeve them.

You see, when it came to the books, I have had to wait and make my orders to Lulu in the bulk, and the waiting gets tiring for me. And while I am very appreciative in the requests for my autograph on each book, the wait and the time on being able to ship from my home, is consuming on me at times.

I pray this will work out well and reasonable for you all.

Also, I will be setting up a three book bundle with one of each book included. No autograph will be included, as the orders will be shipped directly from my publisher. And I will personally send a set of three book sleeves and cards to you separately from Lulu; that will be included in that price.

As for the four new [[Amiibo|figures]] I've completed the prototypes of: [[Sandy]], [[Zapina]], Sonee and Rosey; I will have those listings up shortly after I draw and design their respective package cards.

Thank you all for your continuing patronage and support.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Bleeding Unfair===

{{quotebox|7 December 2015
[[File:Gamestop vs cwc.jpg|450px|left]]
[[File:GameStop envelope.jpg|300px|right]]
We have received a response from GameStop, and it is certainly not good news at all. But, we must Protest Further. Because, not only me, they have a habit of BANNING Multiple Customers. They Discriminate of ANYTHING Battletoads. They Destroy ALL of their unsold games, instead of Donating them to the Hospitals, Children and whatnot.

"GameStop; BLEEDING UNFAIR to Autistics, LGBTQ, and practically Everyone!"

‪#‎HRC‬ ‪#‎HumanRightsCampaign‬ ‪#‎Autism‬ ‪#‎AutismAwareness‬ ‪#‎BBB‬ ‪#‎BetterBusinessBureau‬ ‪#‎GameStop‬ ‪#‎LameStop‬}}

Chris linked to a [[YouTube]] video entitled, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeXoOPcYHqo "Gamestop is Cheap and Greedy."]

A little while later he linked to a new self-created [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|video]] and added:

{{quotebox|P.S. This does not affect my ability to acquire the material figures for the figures I make and create, but mildly more difficult. I still have eBay, Amazon, and Importing.

Cancel Your Pre-Orders at ANY GameStop! Sell your old games at a Pawn Shop or on eBay! GameStop is not worth it.}}

Jessica Quinn suggested:

{{quoteboxgreen|If GameStop is so vile, why would you want them to lift the ban so you could shop at such a place with terrible policies? Wipe your hands clean of this place hon and find something else.}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I feel it is principal, also morally, should the banning be All lifted, I would surely forgive them of their misdeeds. My friend and manager is looking over the letter I have typed up in response; I should be mailing that out very soon.}}
{{quotebox|Also, points on the PowerUp, discounts on Pre-Owned items, Amiibos included, and fair deals there.}}

===BBC Overdose===
{{quotebox|8 December 2015
I have just watched episode 4-1 of ‪#‎DoctorWho‬; what a good guest star lineup on the spaceship Titanic. A spot of "Keeping Up Appearances" with Clive Swift and "As Time Goes By" with Geoffrey Palmer. The show gets more appealing by the episode. :)

I do enjoy the British Comedies as well. Mr. Humphries could have been asking "Are You Being Served?" on the ship as well; that would have been a good complete BritCom set reminiscent of our PBS Saturday Nights.}}

===GIMME GIFTS===
{{quotebox|13 December 2015
Seriously, though, monetary donations would be be Most appreciated. And you can Opt Out of having your name in the book (or remain anonymous) if you wish.

''(link to CWC's Wish List on Amazon)''}}

===UPDATE and ANNOUNCEMENT===
{{quotebox|26 December 2015
**UPDATE and ANNOUNCEMENT**
I hesitated to inform everyone, but Lulu has Suspended my account on their website, because they considered my work "Fanfiction", and were concerned on the copyright and all that s***. This has been on for a couple of weeks. The last number of Number 0 Books I've shipped out over a week ago were the last I have been able to ship out, available to me. I have talked with the people of Lulu, and they are Unreasonable and Won't Listen. UGH!
I am working on finding another good publishing site, and updating my book files along the way. Currently, I am looking into publishing through Create Space (and Amazon piggybacking on that); this has been a LOT of Headaches and Stress upon me.
As soon as Possible, I will be able to catch up on the book orders. Meanwhile, I sincerely apologize for the delay, and I appreciate everyone's patience in this dilemma.
I Hate #Lulu.com for making me Have To Go Through All of this Worse Stress and Mental Torture!!!}}

===Lulu Sucks Blah Blah Blah===
{{quotebox|29 December 2015
I am still working and pondering over the book printing troubles. I have deactivated the book listings on Etsy, and posted an Update note on the Donations listing. I Promise to have the book orders fulfilled as soon as I am back up and running. Lulu.com has Really driven me towards lost focus and lost peace of mind. For all who have ordered a book or more than one, I am unable to issue refunds, as I have had to pay my bills and support this household. If you want a figure or two instead, or a medallion, I can make a coupon code for the total amount paid, and that can be applied towards those items. Please PM me on Etsy if that is what you would like. Thank you all for your patience and understanding. Have a good and safe day.}}

===Feeling Hurt===
{{quotebox|29 December 2015
Headaches, stress, dizzy, out of focus; feeling hurt.}}

===Happy New Year And Enjoy the Ball Drop===
{{quotebox|31 December 2015
Happy New Year, Everyone.
I'm still feeling woozy in the head, from ALL of the recent stress, and believe me, I'm Stressed, so I'm resting. Enjoy the ball drop.
Donations made through my listing would be greatly appreciated at this time as well. Thank you all for your continued support and patronage.}}

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