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The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2016-03-07T04:09:50Z

Hellsperger:

{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|Well, after seeing this all the way through I can certainly understand how [[Christian Weston Chandler|a kid who loved this film in the late 80's]] would grow up to make a [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] featuring a [[Sonichu (character)|cross between pikachu and sonic]] that goes nowhere.|[[YouTube]] commenter satinsguard, upon watching this film.}}

[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|The American Rabbit]]

'''''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''''' is an insipid [[1980s#1986|1986]] animated film directed by [[Wikipedia:Fred Wolf|Fred Wolf]] about [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] [[Robbie Sonee|Rabbit]], a bunny who is transformed into a superhero to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia; all whilst parading around in quite possibly the most [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] costume in superhero history: a rabbit painted in the stars and stripes and wearing roller skates (even though he can fly).

The American Rabbit originated as a poster character created by Stewart Moskowitz. Since some of Moskowitz's creations were used as mascots in Japan, [[Anime|anime]] [[Transformers|power]][[Dragon Ball Z|house]] [[Wikipedia:Toei Animation|Toei]] [[Sailor Moon|Anim]][[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|ation]] co-produced the film with Wolf. ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' bombed at the box office (gaining a mere ''$291,126'' in its opening weekend) and quickly fell into obscurity. It was the last theatrical film made by Fred Wolf, so it was a miracle that the next year, [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)|two]] [[Wikipedia:DuckTales|projects]] [http://animationguildblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/brief-history-of-disney-tva.html he helped produce] were major successes. Despite its obscurity, it set the standards for Chris's perception of many things, including himself, [[America]], [[Chris and writing|storytelling]], [[Chris and race|race]] (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for oneself and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever). His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the movie's shallow glossing over of the issues in an anvilicious fashion. Even the "famous" cover for [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is plagiarized partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion, from a scene early in the film where the titular rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.

Robert Rabbit is also Chris's role model in life, on the level of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated "they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A [[Chris and television|TV SERIES]] of him." Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''American Rabbit'' is another obscure cartoon that had an inexplicably large impact on Chris's childhood. Given the film's obscurity, presumably [[Borb|his parents]] regularly raided the bargain bin for videotapes to keep young [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] amused.

==Influence==
''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' seems to have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style; the film has numerous plot holes, a bland Aesop-style moral tacked onto it, moments that make you go "Wait, ''what''?" (e.g. when some weasels somehow take over the world by kidnapping a couple of moose who make chocolate for a living), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, key ingredients of a ''Sonichu'' comic.

What's truly startling, however, is how much of it seems to have influenced Chris ''outside'' the ''Sonichu'' comics.

A character in the movie has a speech at the rally against the evil gang in the movie that starts out verbatim the same way that [[CWC's Second Message]] does, with the Panda character leading off by saying that "[they] all should know [him] by now." Much like the protagonist of the movie (and a lot of bad children's media) Chris regards his own actions as morally good no matter whether they actually are or not, and inversely the actions of his antagonists as bad simply because they aggrieve him. This very simple mentality doesn't seem to be directly tied to this movie until you look closer at it: The Jackals can get away with tormenting and destroying as they see fit, just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|several]] [[CWCki|things]] [[Kiwi Farms|that]] [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] [[4chan|has]] [[Get-Tar Region|compared]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|the]] [[Mal-Wart|same]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|way]]. If you look closer, constant analogies between this horrible movie and Chris's almost-equally-horrible life become woefully apparent.

This includes Chris's tendency to play into conspiracy theories. In ''American Rabbit'', all problems stem from the same small group of antagonists, in much the same way that Chris views all those who [[Kick the Autistic]] [[Chris and reality|as part of a conspiracy to ruin his life]]. In many ways, ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' thus provides one of the most compelling and disturbing looks into [[Chris and psychology|Chris's worldview]] outside his own body of work. Such was the import the young Chris assigned this testament to mediocrity that it became the centerpiece of not only how he [[Chris and writing|writes]] and even influenced how he [[Chris and English|talks]], but formed a big part of how Chris views the world itself.

==Possible influences on the ''Sonichu'' comic==
====Anchuent Powers/Legacy====
In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizard's robe (for some reason; he isn't a wizard) and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris's [[Anchuent Prophecy]], where Chris is given superpowers for no reason other than being the author's literal Mary Sue.

====Shallow love interests====
As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the ''Sonichu'' comic, ''American Rabbit'' actually remembers that it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|supposed to be for kids]] so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek. Regardless, this could have easily set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight - Sonichu and Rosechu were in love less than five pages after they met. The movie only features ONE female character - the aforementioned - who does absolutely nothing whatsoever to help fight evil, helping to set the standard for Chris's views on women.

====Worthless side characters that all look alike====
To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' or other media, but it's certainly present in ''American Rabbit''. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group composed of five white rabbits who look and sound exactly alike. Even the [[Chaotic Combo]] receive (marginally) more development than this.

====Worthless side characters in general====
Notionally, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a "duty to fight against evil," but out of all of them (including Rob) only Ping Pong the gorilla actually does anything effective to thwart the antagonists. This is mirrored in ''Sonichu'', where often the entire cast will struggle to defeat an enemy (or in the case of the [[Women's Rights|women]], stand around and watch) because Chris wants his [[Darkbind Sonichu|flavour of the month]] to be the focus of the action.

====Worthless [[Jerkop|law enforcement]]====
Rob's world has ''no meaningful law enforcement'' and the Jackals are free to terrorize, destroy, and threaten the global economy as they see fit (even though, as addressed, the means through which they do so make absolutely no sense). The Jackals' ability to get away with what they do in the cartoon indicates that, American Rabbit aside, there is no organized police or military force of ''any kind''. This is analogous to the dystopian [[CWCville]], where [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] are the only thing standing between the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and the terrified citizenry of the ailing dictatorship, rather like things are for the bulk of ''Sonichu'' before [[Jack Thaddeus|CWCVille was revealed to be under martial law]].

====All the protagonists are worthless====
With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his moron friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to [[CWC is Sad|a blubbering mess]], and has to be given a pep talk by the same geriatric rabbit who was watching over him as a child (who is now a New York taxi driver for some fucking reason) before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, particularly during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].

====A villain in a staff====
Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antagonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has somehow been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't directly controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots, [[Women's Rights|despite being less powerful and trapped in a fucking staff]].

====Plot holes and loose ends====
As mentioned, a great many inconsistencies exist within the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel America is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the aforementioned "chocolate moose" plot. The only excuse that ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' has is that it is just a single hour and a half movie made for children (and even then, children deserve far better animated movies than ''this''), whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in ''Sonichu'' until he's reminded in the [[Mailbag]], or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.

==See also==
*''[[Bugs Bunny]]''
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]], possibly named after the film's incompetent "hero".
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], Robbie's [[Tomgirl]] years.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166948/ IMDb page]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit TV Tropes page of the movie.]
*[http://articles.latimes.com/1986-05-16/entertainment/ca-5914_1_greeting-cards Review by Charles Solomon of the LA Times]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110525131844/http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrabbit.htm Review by Alex Jackson] (Wayback Machine)
*[http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/the-adventures-of-the-american-rabbit A review from Common Sense Media] that hits the nail right on the head.
*[https://madnessmonster.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/american-rabbit-review/ Review by Mad Ness Monster]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAof9rID5g The full movie on YouTube]
** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1JEPZKwHnc Or watch it with commentary]

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[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2016-03-07T04:08:23Z

Hellsperger:

{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|Well, after seeing this all the way through I can certainly understand how [[Christian Weston Chandler|a kid who loved this film in the late 80's]] would grow up to make a [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] featuring a [[Sonichu (character)|cross between pikachu and sonic]] that goes nowhere.|[[YouTube]] commenter satinsguard, upon watching this film.}}

[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|The American Rabbit]]

'''''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''''' is an insipid [[1980s#1986|1986]] animated film directed by [[Wikipedia:Fred Wolf|Fred Wolf]] about [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] [[Robbie Sonee|Rabbit]], a bunny who is transformed into a superhero to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia; all whilst parading around in quite possibly the most [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] costume in superhero history: a rabbit painted in the stars and stripes and wearing roller skates (even though he can fly).

The American Rabbit originated as a poster character created by Stewart Moskowitz. Since some of Moskowitz's creations were used as mascots in Japan, [[Anime|anime]] [[Transformers|power]][[Dragon Ball Z|house]] [[Wikipedia:Toei Animation|Toei]] [[Sailor Moon|Anim]][[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|ation]] co-produced the film with Wolf. ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' bombed at the box office (gaining a mere ''$291,126'' in its opening weekend) and quickly fell into obscurity. It was the last theatrical film made by Fred Wolf, so it was a miracle that the next year, [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)|two]] [[Wikipedia:DuckTales|projects]] [http://animationguildblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/brief-history-of-disney-tva.html he helped produce] were major successes. Despite its obscurity, it set the standards for Chris's perception of many things, including himself, [[America]], [[Chris and writing|storytelling]], [[Chris and race|race]] (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for oneself and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever). His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the movie's shallow glossing over of the issues in an anvilicious fashion. Even the "famous" cover for [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is plagiarized partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion, from a scene early in the film where the titular rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.

Robert Rabbit is also Chris's role model in life, on the level of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated "they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A [[Chris and television|TV SERIES]] of him." Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''American Rabbit'' is another obscure cartoon that had an inexplicably large impact on Chris's childhood. Given the film's obscurity, presumably [[Borb|his parents]] regularly raided the bargain bin for videotapes to keep young [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] amused.

==Influence==
''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' seems to have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style; the film has numerous plot holes, a bland Aesop-style moral tacked onto it, moments that make you go "Wait, ''what''?" (e.g. when some weasels somehow take over the world by kidnapping a couple of moose who make chocolate for a living), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, key ingredients of a ''Sonichu'' comic.

What's truly startling, however, is how much of it seems to have influenced Chris ''outside'' the ''Sonichu'' comics.

A character in the movie has a speech at the rally against the evil gang in the movie that starts out verbatim the same way that [[CWC's Second Message]] does, with the Panda character leading off by saying that "[they] all should know [him] by now." Much like the protagonist of the movie (and a lot of bad children's media) Chris regards his own actions as morally good no matter whether they actually are or not, and inversely the actions of his antagonists as bad simply because they aggrieve him. This very simple mentality doesn't seem to be directly tied to this movie until you look closer at it: The Jackals can get away with tormenting and destroying as they see fit, just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|several]] [[CWCki|things]] [[Kiwi Farms|that]] [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] [[4chan|has]] [[Get-Tar Region|compared]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|the]] [[Mal-Wart|same]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|way]]. If you look closer, constant analogies between this horrible movie and Chris's almost-equally-horrible life become woefully apparent.

This includes Chris's tendency to play into conspiracy theories. In ''American Rabbit'', all problems stem from the same small group of antagonists, in much the same way that Chris views all those who [[Kick the Autistic]] [[Chris and reality|as part of a conspiracy to ruin his life]]. In many ways, ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' thus provides one of the most compelling and disturbing looks into [[Chris and psychology|Chris's worldview]] outside his own body of work. Such was the import the young Chris assigned this testament to mediocrity that it became the centerpiece of not only how he [[Chris and writing|writes]] and even influenced how he [[Chris and English|talks]], but formed a big part of how Chris views the world itself.

==Possible influences on the ''Sonichu'' comic==
====Anchuent Powers/Legacy====
In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizard's robe (for some reason; he isn't a wizard) and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris's [[Anchuent Prophecy]], where Chris is given superpowers for no reason other than being the author's literal Mary Sue.

====Shallow love interests====
As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the ''Sonichu'' comic, ''American Rabbit'' actually remembers that it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|supposed to be for kids]] so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek. Regardless, this could have easily set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight - Sonichu and Rosechu were in love less than five pages after they met. The movie only features ONE female character - the aforementioned - who does absolutely nothing whatsoever to help fight evil, helping to set the standard for Chris's views on women.

====Worthless side characters that all look alike====
To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' or other media, but it's certainly present in ''American Rabbit''. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group composed of five white rabbits who look and sound exactly alike. Even the [[Chaotic Combo]] receive (marginally) more development than this.

====Worthless side characters in general====
Notionally, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a "duty to fight against evil," but out of all of them (including Rob) only Ping Pong the gorilla actually does anything effective to thwart the antagonists. This is mirrored in ''Sonichu'', where often the entire cast will struggle to defeat an enemy (or in the case of the [[Women's Rights|women]], stand around and watch) because Chris wants his [[Darkbind Sonichu|flavour of the month]] to be the focus of the action.

====Worthless [[Jerkop|law enforcement]]====
Rob's world has ''no meaningful law enforcement'' and the Jackals are free to terrorize, destroy, and threaten the global economy as they see fit (even though, as addressed, the means through which they do so make absolutely no sense). The Jackals' ability to get away with what they do in the cartoon indicates that, American Rabbit aside, there is no organized police or military force of ''any kind''. This is analogous to the dystopian [[CWCville]], where [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] are the only thing standing between the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and the terrified citizenry of the ailing dictatorship, rather like things are for the bulk of ''Sonichu'' before [[Jack Thaddeus|CWCVille was revealed to be under martial law]].

====All the protagonists are worthless====
With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his moron friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to [[CWC is Sad|a blubbering mess]], and has to be given a pep talk by the same geriatric rabbit who was watching over him as a child (who is now a New York taxi driver for some fucking reason) before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, particularly during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].

====A villain in a staff====
Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antagonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has somehow been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't directly controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots, [[Women's Rights|despite being less powerful and trapped in a fucking staff]].

====Plot holes and loose ends====
As mentioned, a great many inconsistencies exist within the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel America is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the aforementioned "chocolate moose" plot. The only excuse that ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' has is that it is just a single hour and a half movie made for children (and even then, children deserve far better animated movies than ''this''), whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in ''Sonichu'' until he's reminded in the [[Mailbag]], or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.

==See also==
*''[[Bugs Bunny]]''
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]], possibly named after the film's incompetent "hero".
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], Robbie's [[Tomgirl]] years.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166948/ IMDb page]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit TV Tropes page of the movie.]
*[http://articles.latimes.com/1986-05-16/entertainment/ca-5914_1_greeting-cards Review by Charles Solomon of the LA Times]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110525131844/http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrabbit.htm Review by Alex Jackson] (Wayback Machine)
*[http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/the-adventures-of-the-american-rabbit A review from Common Sense Media] that hits the nail right on the head.
*[https://madnessmonster.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/american-rabbit-review/ Review by Mad Ness Monster]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAof9rID5g The full movie on YouTube]

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[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2016-03-07T04:08:11Z

Hellsperger:

{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|Well, after seeing this all the way through I can certainly understand how [[Christian Weston Chandler|a kid who loved this film in the late 80's]] would grow up to make a [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] featuring a [[Sonichu (character)|cross between pikachu and sonic]] that goes nowhere.|[[YouTube]] commenter satinsguard, upon watching this film.}}

[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|The American Rabbit]]

'''''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''''' is an insipid [[1980s#1986|1986]] animated film directed by [[Wikipedia:Fred Wolf|Fred Wolf]] about [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] [[Robbie Sonee|Rabbit]], a bunny who is transformed into a superhero to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia; all whilst parading around in quite possibly the most [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] costume in superhero history: a rabbit painted in the stars and stripes and wearing roller skates (even though he can fly).

The American Rabbit originated as a poster character created by Stewart Moskowitz. Since some of Moskowitz's creations were used as mascots in Japane, [[Anime|anime]] [[Transformers|power]][[Dragon Ball Z|house]] [[Wikipedia:Toei Animation|Toei]] [[Sailor Moon|Anim]][[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|ation]] co-produced the film with Wolf. ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' bombed at the box office (gaining a mere ''$291,126'' in its opening weekend) and quickly fell into obscurity. It was the last theatrical film made by Fred Wolf, so it was a miracle that the next year, [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)|two]] [[Wikipedia:DuckTales|projects]] [http://animationguildblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/brief-history-of-disney-tva.html he helped produce] were major successes. Despite its obscurity, it set the standards for Chris's perception of many things, including himself, [[America]], [[Chris and writing|storytelling]], [[Chris and race|race]] (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for oneself and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever). His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the movie's shallow glossing over of the issues in an anvilicious fashion. Even the "famous" cover for [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is plagiarized partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion, from a scene early in the film where the titular rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.

Robert Rabbit is also Chris's role model in life, on the level of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated "they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A [[Chris and television|TV SERIES]] of him." Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''American Rabbit'' is another obscure cartoon that had an inexplicably large impact on Chris's childhood. Given the film's obscurity, presumably [[Borb|his parents]] regularly raided the bargain bin for videotapes to keep young [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] amused.

==Influence==
''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' seems to have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style; the film has numerous plot holes, a bland Aesop-style moral tacked onto it, moments that make you go "Wait, ''what''?" (e.g. when some weasels somehow take over the world by kidnapping a couple of moose who make chocolate for a living), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, key ingredients of a ''Sonichu'' comic.

What's truly startling, however, is how much of it seems to have influenced Chris ''outside'' the ''Sonichu'' comics.

A character in the movie has a speech at the rally against the evil gang in the movie that starts out verbatim the same way that [[CWC's Second Message]] does, with the Panda character leading off by saying that "[they] all should know [him] by now." Much like the protagonist of the movie (and a lot of bad children's media) Chris regards his own actions as morally good no matter whether they actually are or not, and inversely the actions of his antagonists as bad simply because they aggrieve him. This very simple mentality doesn't seem to be directly tied to this movie until you look closer at it: The Jackals can get away with tormenting and destroying as they see fit, just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|several]] [[CWCki|things]] [[Kiwi Farms|that]] [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] [[4chan|has]] [[Get-Tar Region|compared]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|the]] [[Mal-Wart|same]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|way]]. If you look closer, constant analogies between this horrible movie and Chris's almost-equally-horrible life become woefully apparent.

This includes Chris's tendency to play into conspiracy theories. In ''American Rabbit'', all problems stem from the same small group of antagonists, in much the same way that Chris views all those who [[Kick the Autistic]] [[Chris and reality|as part of a conspiracy to ruin his life]]. In many ways, ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' thus provides one of the most compelling and disturbing looks into [[Chris and psychology|Chris's worldview]] outside his own body of work. Such was the import the young Chris assigned this testament to mediocrity that it became the centerpiece of not only how he [[Chris and writing|writes]] and even influenced how he [[Chris and English|talks]], but formed a big part of how Chris views the world itself.

==Possible influences on the ''Sonichu'' comic==
====Anchuent Powers/Legacy====
In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizard's robe (for some reason; he isn't a wizard) and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris's [[Anchuent Prophecy]], where Chris is given superpowers for no reason other than being the author's literal Mary Sue.

====Shallow love interests====
As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the ''Sonichu'' comic, ''American Rabbit'' actually remembers that it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|supposed to be for kids]] so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek. Regardless, this could have easily set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight - Sonichu and Rosechu were in love less than five pages after they met. The movie only features ONE female character - the aforementioned - who does absolutely nothing whatsoever to help fight evil, helping to set the standard for Chris's views on women.

====Worthless side characters that all look alike====
To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' or other media, but it's certainly present in ''American Rabbit''. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group composed of five white rabbits who look and sound exactly alike. Even the [[Chaotic Combo]] receive (marginally) more development than this.

====Worthless side characters in general====
Notionally, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a "duty to fight against evil," but out of all of them (including Rob) only Ping Pong the gorilla actually does anything effective to thwart the antagonists. This is mirrored in ''Sonichu'', where often the entire cast will struggle to defeat an enemy (or in the case of the [[Women's Rights|women]], stand around and watch) because Chris wants his [[Darkbind Sonichu|flavour of the month]] to be the focus of the action.

====Worthless [[Jerkop|law enforcement]]====
Rob's world has ''no meaningful law enforcement'' and the Jackals are free to terrorize, destroy, and threaten the global economy as they see fit (even though, as addressed, the means through which they do so make absolutely no sense). The Jackals' ability to get away with what they do in the cartoon indicates that, American Rabbit aside, there is no organized police or military force of ''any kind''. This is analogous to the dystopian [[CWCville]], where [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] are the only thing standing between the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and the terrified citizenry of the ailing dictatorship, rather like things are for the bulk of ''Sonichu'' before [[Jack Thaddeus|CWCVille was revealed to be under martial law]].

====All the protagonists are worthless====
With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his moron friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to [[CWC is Sad|a blubbering mess]], and has to be given a pep talk by the same geriatric rabbit who was watching over him as a child (who is now a New York taxi driver for some fucking reason) before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, particularly during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].

====A villain in a staff====
Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antagonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has somehow been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't directly controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots, [[Women's Rights|despite being less powerful and trapped in a fucking staff]].

====Plot holes and loose ends====
As mentioned, a great many inconsistencies exist within the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel America is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the aforementioned "chocolate moose" plot. The only excuse that ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' has is that it is just a single hour and a half movie made for children (and even then, children deserve far better animated movies than ''this''), whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in ''Sonichu'' until he's reminded in the [[Mailbag]], or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.

==See also==
*''[[Bugs Bunny]]''
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]], possibly named after the film's incompetent "hero".
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], Robbie's [[Tomgirl]] years.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166948/ IMDb page]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit TV Tropes page of the movie.]
*[http://articles.latimes.com/1986-05-16/entertainment/ca-5914_1_greeting-cards Review by Charles Solomon of the LA Times]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110525131844/http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrabbit.htm Review by Alex Jackson] (Wayback Machine)
*[http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/the-adventures-of-the-american-rabbit A review from Common Sense Media] that hits the nail right on the head.
*[https://madnessmonster.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/american-rabbit-review/ Review by Mad Ness Monster]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAof9rID5g The full movie on YouTube]

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[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2016-03-07T04:07:03Z

Hellsperger:

{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|Well, after seeing this all the way through I can certainly understand how [[Christian Weston Chandler|a kid who loved this film in the late 80's]] would grow up to make a [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] featuring a [[Sonichu (character)|cross between pikachu and sonic]] that goes nowhere.|[[YouTube]] commenter satinsguard, upon watching this film.}}

[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|The American Rabbit]]

'''''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''''' is an insipid [[1980s#1986|1986]] animated film directed by [[Wikipedia:Fred Wolf|Fred Wolf]] about [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] [[Robbie Sonee|Rabbit]], a bunny who is transformed into a superhero to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia; all whilst parading around in quite possibly the most [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] costume in superhero history: a rabbit painted in the stars and stripes and wearing roller skates (even though he can fly).

The American Rabbit originated as a poster character created by Stewart Moskowitz. Since some of Moskowitz's creations were used as mascots in Japane, [[Anime|anime]] [Transformers|power]][[Dragon Ball Z|house]] [[Wikipedia:Toei Animation|Toei]] [[Sailor Moon|Anim]][[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|ation]] co-produced the film with Wolf. ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' bombed at the box office (gaining a mere ''$291,126'' in its opening weekend) and quickly fell into obscurity. It was the last theatrical film made by Fred Wolf, so it was a miracle that the next year, [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)|two]] [[Wikipedia:DuckTales|projects]] [http://animationguildblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/brief-history-of-disney-tva.html he helped produce] were major successes. Despite its obscurity, it set the standards for Chris's perception of many things, including himself, [[America]], [[Chris and writing|storytelling]], [[Chris and race|race]] (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for oneself and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever). His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the movie's shallow glossing over of the issues in an anvilicious fashion. Even the "famous" cover for [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is plagiarized partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion, from a scene early in the film where the titular rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.

Robert Rabbit is also Chris's role model in life, on the level of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated "they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A [[Chris and television|TV SERIES]] of him." Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''American Rabbit'' is another obscure cartoon that had an inexplicably large impact on Chris's childhood. Given the film's obscurity, presumably [[Borb|his parents]] regularly raided the bargain bin for videotapes to keep young [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] amused.

==Influence==
''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' seems to have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style; the film has numerous plot holes, a bland Aesop-style moral tacked onto it, moments that make you go "Wait, ''what''?" (e.g. when some weasels somehow take over the world by kidnapping a couple of moose who make chocolate for a living), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, key ingredients of a ''Sonichu'' comic.

What's truly startling, however, is how much of it seems to have influenced Chris ''outside'' the ''Sonichu'' comics.

A character in the movie has a speech at the rally against the evil gang in the movie that starts out verbatim the same way that [[CWC's Second Message]] does, with the Panda character leading off by saying that "[they] all should know [him] by now." Much like the protagonist of the movie (and a lot of bad children's media) Chris regards his own actions as morally good no matter whether they actually are or not, and inversely the actions of his antagonists as bad simply because they aggrieve him. This very simple mentality doesn't seem to be directly tied to this movie until you look closer at it: The Jackals can get away with tormenting and destroying as they see fit, just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|several]] [[CWCki|things]] [[Kiwi Farms|that]] [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] [[4chan|has]] [[Get-Tar Region|compared]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|the]] [[Mal-Wart|same]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|way]]. If you look closer, constant analogies between this horrible movie and Chris's almost-equally-horrible life become woefully apparent.

This includes Chris's tendency to play into conspiracy theories. In ''American Rabbit'', all problems stem from the same small group of antagonists, in much the same way that Chris views all those who [[Kick the Autistic]] [[Chris and reality|as part of a conspiracy to ruin his life]]. In many ways, ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' thus provides one of the most compelling and disturbing looks into [[Chris and psychology|Chris's worldview]] outside his own body of work. Such was the import the young Chris assigned this testament to mediocrity that it became the centerpiece of not only how he [[Chris and writing|writes]] and even influenced how he [[Chris and English|talks]], but formed a big part of how Chris views the world itself.

==Possible influences on the ''Sonichu'' comic==
====Anchuent Powers/Legacy====
In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizard's robe (for some reason; he isn't a wizard) and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris's [[Anchuent Prophecy]], where Chris is given superpowers for no reason other than being the author's literal Mary Sue.

====Shallow love interests====
As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the ''Sonichu'' comic, ''American Rabbit'' actually remembers that it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|supposed to be for kids]] so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek. Regardless, this could have easily set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight - Sonichu and Rosechu were in love less than five pages after they met. The movie only features ONE female character - the aforementioned - who does absolutely nothing whatsoever to help fight evil, helping to set the standard for Chris's views on women.

====Worthless side characters that all look alike====
To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' or other media, but it's certainly present in ''American Rabbit''. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group composed of five white rabbits who look and sound exactly alike. Even the [[Chaotic Combo]] receive (marginally) more development than this.

====Worthless side characters in general====
Notionally, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a "duty to fight against evil," but out of all of them (including Rob) only Ping Pong the gorilla actually does anything effective to thwart the antagonists. This is mirrored in ''Sonichu'', where often the entire cast will struggle to defeat an enemy (or in the case of the [[Women's Rights|women]], stand around and watch) because Chris wants his [[Darkbind Sonichu|flavour of the month]] to be the focus of the action.

====Worthless [[Jerkop|law enforcement]]====
Rob's world has ''no meaningful law enforcement'' and the Jackals are free to terrorize, destroy, and threaten the global economy as they see fit (even though, as addressed, the means through which they do so make absolutely no sense). The Jackals' ability to get away with what they do in the cartoon indicates that, American Rabbit aside, there is no organized police or military force of ''any kind''. This is analogous to the dystopian [[CWCville]], where [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] are the only thing standing between the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and the terrified citizenry of the ailing dictatorship, rather like things are for the bulk of ''Sonichu'' before [[Jack Thaddeus|CWCVille was revealed to be under martial law]].

====All the protagonists are worthless====
With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his moron friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to [[CWC is Sad|a blubbering mess]], and has to be given a pep talk by the same geriatric rabbit who was watching over him as a child (who is now a New York taxi driver for some fucking reason) before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, particularly during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].

====A villain in a staff====
Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antagonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has somehow been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't directly controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots, [[Women's Rights|despite being less powerful and trapped in a fucking staff]].

====Plot holes and loose ends====
As mentioned, a great many inconsistencies exist within the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel America is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the aforementioned "chocolate moose" plot. The only excuse that ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' has is that it is just a single hour and a half movie made for children (and even then, children deserve far better animated movies than ''this''), whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in ''Sonichu'' until he's reminded in the [[Mailbag]], or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.

==See also==
*''[[Bugs Bunny]]''
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]], possibly named after the film's incompetent "hero".
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], Robbie's [[Tomgirl]] years.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166948/ IMDb page]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit TV Tropes page of the movie.]
*[http://articles.latimes.com/1986-05-16/entertainment/ca-5914_1_greeting-cards Review by Charles Solomon of the LA Times]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110525131844/http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrabbit.htm Review by Alex Jackson] (Wayback Machine)
*[http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/the-adventures-of-the-american-rabbit A review from Common Sense Media] that hits the nail right on the head.
*[https://madnessmonster.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/american-rabbit-review/ Review by Mad Ness Monster]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAof9rID5g The full movie on YouTube]

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[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2016-03-07T03:51:22Z

Hellsperger: /* External links */

{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|Well, after seeing this all the way through I can certainly understand how [[Christian Weston Chandler|a kid who loved this film in the late 80's]] would grow up to make a [[Sonichu (comic)|webcomic]] featuring a [[Sonichu (character)|cross between pikachu and sonic]] that goes nowhere.|[[YouTube]] commenter satinsguard, upon watching this film.}}

[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|The American Rabbit]]

'''''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''''' is an insipid [[1980s#1986|1986]] animated film directed by [[Wikipedia:Fred Wolf|Fred Wolf]] about [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] [[Robbie Sonee|Rabbit]], a bunny who is transformed into a superhero to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia; all whilst parading around in quite possibly the most [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] costume in superhero history: a rabbit painted in the stars and stripes and wearing roller skates (even though he can fly).

''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' bombed at the box office (gaining a mere ''$291,126'' in its opening weekend) and quickly fell into obscurity. It was the last theatrical film made by Fred Wolf, so it was a miracle when [[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)|the next series he commissioned]] was a major success. Despite its obscurity, it set the standards for Chris's perception of many things, including himself, [[America]], [[Chris and writing|storytelling]], [[Chris and race|race]] (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for oneself and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever). His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the movie's shallow glossing over of the issues in an anvilicious fashion. Even the "famous" cover for [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is plagiarized partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion, from a scene early in the film where the titular rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.

Robert Rabbit is also Chris's role model in life, on the level of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated "they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A [[Chris and television|TV SERIES]] of him." Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''American Rabbit'' is another obscure cartoon that had an inexplicably large impact on Chris's childhood. Given the film's obscurity, presumably [[Borb|his parents]] regularly raided the bargain bin for videotapes to keep young [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] amused.

==Influence==
''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' seems to have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style; the film has numerous plot holes, a bland Aesop-style moral tacked onto it, moments that make you go "Wait, ''what''?" (e.g. when some weasels somehow take over the world by kidnapping a couple of moose who make chocolate for a living), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, key ingredients of a ''Sonichu'' comic.

What's truly startling, however, is how much of it seems to have influenced Chris ''outside'' the ''Sonichu'' comics.

A character in the movie has a speech at the rally against the evil gang in the movie that starts out verbatim the same way that [[CWC's Second Message]] does, with the Panda character leading off by saying that "[they] all should know [him] by now." Much like the protagonist of the movie (and a lot of bad children's media) Chris regards his own actions as morally good no matter whether they actually are or not, and inversely the actions of his antagonists as bad simply because they aggrieve him. This very simple mentality doesn't seem to be directly tied to this movie until you look closer at it: The Jackals can get away with tormenting and destroying as they see fit, just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|several]] [[CWCki|things]] [[Kiwi Farms|that]] [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] [[4chan|has]] [[Get-Tar Region|compared]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|the]] [[Mal-Wart|same]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|way]]. If you look closer, constant analogies between this horrible movie and Chris's almost-equally-horrible life become woefully apparent.

This includes Chris's tendency to play into conspiracy theories. In ''American Rabbit'', all problems stem from the same small group of antagonists, in much the same way that Chris views all those who [[Kick the Autistic]] [[Chris and reality|as part of a conspiracy to ruin his life]]. In many ways, ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' thus provides one of the most compelling and disturbing looks into [[Chris and psychology|Chris's worldview]] outside his own body of work. Such was the import the young Chris assigned this testament to mediocrity that it became the centerpiece of not only how he [[Chris and writing|writes]] and even influenced how he [[Chris and English|talks]], but formed a big part of how Chris views the world itself.

==Possible influences on the ''Sonichu'' comic==
====Anchuent Powers/Legacy====
In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizard's robe (for some reason; he isn't a wizard) and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris's [[Anchuent Prophecy]], where Chris is given superpowers for no reason other than being the author's literal Mary Sue.

====Shallow love interests====
As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the ''Sonichu'' comic, ''American Rabbit'' actually remembers that it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|supposed to be for kids]] so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek. Regardless, this could have easily set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight - Sonichu and Rosechu were in love less than five pages after they met. The movie only features ONE female character - the aforementioned - who does absolutely nothing whatsoever to help fight evil, helping to set the standard for Chris's views on women.

====Worthless side characters that all look alike====
To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' or other media, but it's certainly present in ''American Rabbit''. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group composed of five white rabbits who look and sound exactly alike. Even the [[Chaotic Combo]] receive (marginally) more development than this.

====Worthless side characters in general====
Notionally, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a "duty to fight against evil," but out of all of them (including Rob) only Ping Pong the gorilla actually does anything effective to thwart the antagonists. This is mirrored in ''Sonichu'', where often the entire cast will struggle to defeat an enemy (or in the case of the [[Women's Rights|women]], stand around and watch) because Chris wants his [[Darkbind Sonichu|flavour of the month]] to be the focus of the action.

====Worthless [[Jerkop|law enforcement]]====
Rob's world has ''no meaningful law enforcement'' and the Jackals are free to terrorize, destroy, and threaten the global economy as they see fit (even though, as addressed, the means through which they do so make absolutely no sense). The Jackals' ability to get away with what they do in the cartoon indicates that, American Rabbit aside, there is no organized police or military force of ''any kind''. This is analogous to the dystopian [[CWCville]], where [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] are the only thing standing between the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and the terrified citizenry of the ailing dictatorship, rather like things are for the bulk of ''Sonichu'' before [[Jack Thaddeus|CWCVille was revealed to be under martial law]].

====All the protagonists are worthless====
With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his moron friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to [[CWC is Sad|a blubbering mess]], and has to be given a pep talk by the same geriatric rabbit who was watching over him as a child (who is now a New York taxi driver for some fucking reason) before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, particularly during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].

====A villain in a staff====
Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antagonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has somehow been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't directly controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots, [[Women's Rights|despite being less powerful and trapped in a fucking staff]].

====Plot holes and loose ends====
As mentioned, a great many inconsistencies exist within the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel America is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the aforementioned "chocolate moose" plot. The only excuse that ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' has is that it is just a single hour and a half movie made for children (and even then, children deserve far better animated movies than ''this''), whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in ''Sonichu'' until he's reminded in the [[Mailbag]], or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.

==See also==
*''[[Bugs Bunny]]''
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]], possibly named after the film's incompetent "hero".
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], Robbie's [[Tomgirl]] years.

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166948/ IMDb page]
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit TV Tropes page of the movie.]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110525131844/http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrabbit.htm Review by Alex Jackson] (Wayback Machine)
*[http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/the-adventures-of-the-american-rabbit A review from Common Sense Media] that hits the nail right on the head.
*[https://madnessmonster.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/american-rabbit-review/ Review by Mad Ness Monster]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAof9rID5g The full movie on YouTube]

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[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Lesbian Sleepover

2016-03-07T03:32:08Z

Hellsperger:

The ''Lesbian Sleepover'' was a sleepover that Chris and a "gal-friend" attempted to organise where Chris and a group of lesbians would gather at [[14 Branchland Court|Chris' palace]] to engage in "A night of fun and frivolous activities" and have "A sex-y time".
The sleepover was announced in a YouTube video uploaded on the 6th of January 2016, stating that he was extending the invitation to all straight, lesbian and bisexual women. Applicants were to email with a "Self photograph" and proof of ID to anightinchristine@gmail.com for a chance at winning a night of a lifetime.

10 minutes after Chris announced the sleepover [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kengle]] criticized Chris' decision to host the sleepover by pointing out that opening your house to complete strangers is a dumb idea.

On the 11th of January Chris, in a Facebook update, retracted the offer as he wanted to "Keep it a friends and guests private affair".

[[Category: Events]]

Happy Pokémon Day.

2016-03-07T03:27:43Z

Hellsperger:

"'''Happy Pokémon Day.'''" was a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 28 [[February 2016]] acknowledging the 20th anniversary of the [[Pokémon]] video game series. Chris devotes exactly three sentences to Pokémon, and then segues (via a baffling reminder that the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] 20th anniversary is a mere ''four years'' away) into a rant about how the ''Sonichu'' franchise wasn't [[Chris and copyright|plagiarized]] from Pokémon, but rather "inspired" by it (inspired to include literal hundreds of flagrant copyright violations from Pokémon, at any rate).

Chris cites crucial differences in the franchises to evidence this claim, which rather unsurprisingly number few; the only major one Chris offers is the plot. It's certainly true that the plots of the franchises differ greatly - Pikachu never facilitated a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of homosexuals]] - but then Chris undermines his own point by babbling about the necessity of Pokémon trainers in the ''Sonichu'' universe and then references a Pokémon parody from [[South Park]] and, amidst a tsunami of [[Random Access Humor]], rather unwisely applies ''Sonichu'' to the parody instead, drawing even more attention to the similarities between the franchises. He remembers to mention the Pokémon 20th anniversary again, ostensibly what the video is about, and the video ends.

Interestingly, this video seems to be the first work produced by Chris that uses ''é'' instead of '''e'' in "Pokémon".

==Video==
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| stardate = 28 [[February 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue T-shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
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</center>

==Transcript==
[''Chris sits at his desk with all his custom [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibos]] arranged in a row in front of him'']

Hello everybody, and uh, welcome to a... fun—t-tah—fun special... announcement or update from [[YouTube#CwcvilleGuardian_.28February_2012_-_present.29|CwcvilleGuardian]] channel, as well as [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]]. I know it's a day late... and quote, "a dollar short", but... Happy Pokémon Day! It was yesterday on February 27th! National Pokémon Day, apparently... or so it's called. As it came out to be in, uh... Japan and Ame—Japan, at least. Anyway, to—anyway, because it [[Chris and copyright|inspired]] Sonichu and Rosechu, we are definitely honoring that little bit. I mean, in four years time, it ''will'' be Sonichu's... 20th anniversary... pretty much, as well. As everybody would... as, uh, those who actually know that... well enough to be.

[''Chris's throat makes a sound'']

Yes, and uh... regardless of, uh, Sonic being a combination—Sonic and Pikachu on that not—on the originality, but it's ''INSPIRED'' by, not copying, INSPIRED. 'Cause, you know, the, uh... aside from the origin story of which... is still going on strong and undisputed... and whatnot and everything... we have our own complete different stories between [[Chris and English|either which]]. I mean Sonichu and Rosechu, they actually end up getting married and having children! And they still protect the city of Cwcville, Virginia, from the forces of evil! Who want to make [[Love Quest|true love]] and [[Heartsweet|sweet emotions]] [[Chris and the law|illegal]], so that everybody would be unhappy. That's... yeah.

[''Chris starts to lower his voice''] That was me[?], I've gotten impressions that it might be [[Virginia is for Virgins|illegal in Virginia]] for one person at least throughout my life, that's what's inspired the story. And possibly a little bit of [[Chris and anger|sour mood]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|attitude]], but... that's a whole different... territory.

''Ennnnywho''! So yeah, dere—in the wild, there ar—in the wild, since the rai—since the faithful [[rainbow]] [''Chris picks up Sonee and Rosey Amiibos for demonstration''], there have been [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonees and Roseys...]] coming up! And versus, uh, what came out-out to be from the rai—from the faithful rainbow in and around the city of Cwcville, in the wild you will only see wild Sonichus and Rosechus, the main ones. 'Cause that's what they typically would evolve to normally [''Chris accidentally taps something on his PS Vita''], as well as, uh... [''Chris turns to his PS Vita to undo his last tap''] As well as some [[Metonic]] and [[Vamprosa]]. It would take a skilful... trainer to figure out... which specific type of stones or circumstances... would... make them into amongst the other characters in the... set—in the set, as well.

But anyway, yes, so... happiest 20th ''[[Speech impediment|annisrrsry]]'' to creators of Pokémon, 'cause without y'all, I may not have something to have been the original cr—been, uh, original creator of from the ''INSPIRED'' [''picks up untouched Sonic Amiibo''] elements. But still different stories altogether among which, and more characters out of all of that, and famous for... nearly the twenty years! So... yeah, nearly sixteen years now, so... among which.

But I mean yeah, so [''Chris picks up the [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]] and Sonichu figurines''] ''boop''! The Pokéball! [''Chris mashes the two figurines into each other''] Into a Sonichu Ball! [''Chris opens the Sonichu Ball, there is crumpled paper inside''] Whoops, forgot to empty this one... [''Chris starts removing paper''] Anyway... [''Chris attempts to turn it into comedy''] Anybody want some receipts?! From... past transactions and whatever? I forgot to take these out. [''places paper to the side off-camera''] So... oh well! Who hasn't had a fail?

[''starts over''] Anyway... [''bashes two figurines together again, this time placing the Sonichu inside the Sonichu Ball''] Sonichu in the Sonichu Ball! But unfortunately it will not close, because it's too big. Oh well, it's fun to pretend anyway! Yep! [makes Pokéball sounds and takes Sonichu out of ball] Display purposes! [[Random Access Humor|Have no fun]], whatnot...

Just like South Park did, and that's pretty much one of my favourites parodies of Pokémon, the [[wikipedia:Chinpokomon|Chinpokomon]]! Chinpokomon... Yes, and I do realize that the definition... the English translation from ''"chinpoko"''... so—I've heard the commentary for that episode of South Park on DVD, so... make all the jokes th—as you want, as long as it—as long as you make it only apply to those who actually have... well, that are actually [''[Pickle|born male]'']. Versus, who are actually born fe''maaaaaale''... No ''jokes''!

'Cause [[Tomgirl|we women]] take offense to that very much! Humph!

But anyway, [''silly voice''] Chinpokomon! You can buy them all—you can collect them all... [''reaches for PS3 game''] in [[wikipedia:South Park: The Stick of Truth|South Park: Stick of Truth!]] Collect all 30, and earn 3 trophies in the process! [''makes silly noises with his tongue while waving game around, puts the game away'']

[''probably [[wikipedia:Eric Cartman|Cartman]] voice, but closer to Bugs Bunny''] Nyeeh, and if you believe that... [''Chris catches Sonichu Ball that just rolled off the table''] I got a bad joke at the end of the [[wikipedia:Black Friday (South Park)|Black Friday trilogy!]] [''obnoxious laugh'']

[''normal voice''] Really bad joke. I hate that. [''small raspberry''] Enh...

''Ennnnywho''! So, here's a parody of the ol' Chinpoko commercial with Sonichu and Rosechu!

[''silly voice''] Hey kids! Do you like Sonichu and Rosechu?

[''silence'']

[''Cartman-like voice again''] Yes...

[''silly voice''] Then you're gonna—then GOOD! Because you'll be able to c-collect 'em a—you'll be able to buy and collect 'em all nooowww!

[''starts singing''] I got to buy Sonichu and Rosechu, I got to buy 'em, I got to buuuy 'emmm! Buy and collect 'em all! [''picks up each figurine individually''] Sonichu! Rosechu! [reaches for [[Black Sonichu]], but changes his mind and skips over him] Wild! Simonla! Christine! The whole crew! And a whole lot more! From the whole series and [unintelligible] and everything! Because... allow—because...

[''starts singing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's folksy Theme Song]]''] There's the mighty Sonichu with the mighty zapping boom, there's the mighty Rosechu with the mighty zapping blade! And along with meeeee, we defend the cityyyyyyy! From the forces of e-vil! Who want to make true love and sweet emotions il-le-gal! Because they never could feel it for themselves. Very sad.

But anyway, so... you can collect them all.

[''Cartman voice''] Yay! I'm Eric Cartman, I wanna collect all the Chin—all the Sonichu and Rosechu figures! And b—battle them against my Chinpokomon!

Yo, I got news for you Lan—I got news for you, s—Cartman! Now, I know you're a ba—are you a... a very bad—a very bad kid? But I would kick [[''unintelligible''] I would avoid it—PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW—and just pretty much dominate like you kids did at the end of the episode. [''Short zip sound''] Heh.

Well, silly jokes all around. [''Sing-song voice''] I got to buy 'em! Sonichu and Rosechu! Bee-deep-bee-deep-bee-deep, the Sonichu and Rosechu. Only available authentically and truly from CWCville Shopping. But hopefully before the 20th anniversary, we'll have something more... manufactured along the lengths that I personally would oversee and supervise everything. And they definitely
would be based on the—they definetly would be based on and from the ones I've created originally. I mean, no other sources! [[TRUE and HONEST|Authentic, true, and everything]]! And personally certified. Made from my own two hands with the material figures and everything. Takes time though. Eh... mmm. But, sheer butenenergy [?].

But aside from that, good ratings, good everything—Amiibo functionality, too! Hmm. We'll play Nintendo Playstation! Perfect avatar of the old prototype of the Playstation CD-ROM drive onto the Super Nintendo! There's a Nintendo Playstation, would you like it? Playstation Vita that takes Amiibo functionality? Mmm. Oh well. Nintendo made the opt-out decision, so that's a whole different story right there. Oh well.

[''Slight falsetto''] I got to buy 'em! I got to buy 'em! Sonichu and Rosechu!

[''Normal voice''] So, yep, happy anniversary, Pokémon. And thank everybody for their continued support in my things and everything. Have a great and happy and safe day. Thank you.

[''Selfie remote fails as Chris reaches to the camera''] Darnit.

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Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

2016-03-07T03:27:08Z

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"'''Jeff is Beyond Denounced.'''" was a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 28 [[February 2016]]. In it, the ongoing tension between Chris and Jeff/Francine Ouzuo comes to something of a head, as Chris calls them a "bastard" and reviews the various merchandise Ouzuo claims to be offering in the near future. The merchandise is generally themed around prominent Chris memes such as [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and [[She Came for CWC]]. Chris denounces it all as "low-brow" and "offensive", despite it all being based on things Chris has done or said. One shirt features nothing more than Chris's own drawing of Sonichu and Rosechu in an intimate moment, to which Chris reacts with an "ick".

Chris's tone in this video is characteristically whiny and pouty, this seeming to be the way in which his anger is expressed of late. As usual, he attempts a feminine voice at the beginning of the video, as well as a "flattering" angle of his boobs, but the female facade is eroded as Chris becomes angrier, and by the time he is reacting to the Ouzuo merchandise, he sounds like the same old male Chris he always was. He refers to Ouzuo, apparently a male-to-female transgender (which Chris also claims to be), [[Hypocrisy|exclusively by their male name of Jeff and with male pronouns]].

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| next = [[Happy Pokémon Day.]]
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==Transcript==
[''Chris is seated, recording on his iPhone. A camera stabilization effect is applied.'']

'Ello everyone, and welcome to a short special edition of eh, one of my videos here on the CWCvilleGuardian channel, and, uh, right now we are talking about about, eh, f—yes, the copycat... Jeff Ouzos. Yeah. So anyway, apparently... he is d—apparently he is defin—is definitely doing something with the ugly memes that I in no... way or matter [''Chris takes off his glasses''] agree to, authorize or represent at all, and clothing/attire items of m—of, uh, are coming soon, and prototypes in the works of my associal—my associates and I.

Anyway, uh, so let's uh, take a look at some of these, and I—mmm. Anyway, I definitely denounce everything there is with ''Jeff''. [''Chris pouts, turning up his glasses.''] I mean, he's still—I mean, I never actually considered him a friend, more like an acquaintance, but after his behavior over the past—more recently, and everything and whatnot, just a total bastard. [''Chris shakes his head''] But anyway, you want everything authentic, you buy from me directly on, onl—on the shops that I inform y'all about through this YouTube channel and my Facebook page.

Alright, so with that, we shall look at the m—the poor taste items that, uh, Jeff is ''soon'' to be, quote unquote, offering". Mmm. [''Chris moves the camera around''] Can I get this thing to—hmm, well—uhh. Oh well. [''Chris focuses in on a PS Vita, which displays an image of a red top labeled "MAN BOOBS".''] Alright, so hopefully y'all can see that clear as day w—with my... camera here. I can't see it from the back. Anyways, so yeah. That's uh, I do not—that has uh, one of the ugly memes that I in no way represent, at all. I really detest the memes. M-E-M-E-S. Especially these [''unintelligble''] offensive ones.

[''Chris scrolls down to a white thong with a red scissors symbol, captioned "ugly growth".''] And... right. There's that.

[''Chris scrolls to a flesh-colored undergarment labeled "[[Dirty, Crapped Briefs]]" with a feces symbol.''] [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Darnit.

[''Chris scrolls to a red t-shirt labeled "[[ShecameforCWC.jpg|SHE CAME FOR CWC]]"''] Ick. Very ick.

[''Quickly scrolls past mug labeled "WARNING: Contents may contain Navy"''] And skip the mug there, that one was really bad.

[''White t-shirt of Sonichu having intercourse with Rosechu, as depicted in the comic''] Ick.

[''Black hoodie with grey sleeves, labeled "PVCC" with the [[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|naked picture of Mary Lee Walsh Chris drew]]''] Eh, really ick. I'm sure PVCC ''would'' complain about this one.

[''Pink-purple shirt labeled "You know what I love? [[Jackie E-mails 30|CAKE FARTS]]" , with a small image of cake in the middle''] And, cake farts, ihhh.

[''Grey t-shirt labeled "MAN BABY" with image of Chris naked''] Ehh. Really really bad taste. Euughh.

[''White cell phone case with red text reading "[[26 December 2014|DON'T CALL ANYBODY]]" with pepperspray can''] And I don't like this one at all. Really bad.

[''Chris shifts the camera back to himself.''] But my products have in no way—any of these malcontent or offensive content whatsoever. These are definitely ro—low-brow, what I just showed you, my thoughts are definitely not only authentic and personally authorized, but [''Chris puts his finger against his head''] the opposite of low-brow. So much better than that, okay? Alright, so I'll let you all go with that, minor thing, another update'll be coming shortly tonight, something more on a pleasant topic. Thank you and have a good night.

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Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia

2016-03-07T03:26:07Z

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'''Welcome to the LGBTQ Group, Julia''' is a video created by [[Christian|Chris]] on 2/16/2016.

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| shirt = Black Google Shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Apologies for offending people]]
| next = [[Update 02/16/2016]]
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== Transcript ==

'''Loud music is playing, dominant over Chris's voice.'''

Hello, everybody! This here's a special video going out to.. Julia. Friend of a friend who.. (''??'') ... suggested I do this video but anyway. So, Julia! I understand you're be- you're coming- ma- you're come, you're transitioning, coming out as a lesbian transwoman. Good for you. Anyway. Yeah. (''?'') wishes you a good luck on your transition very much. And from me, I say: welcome to the group! Huh? The group. ''The'' group! Of us: the LGBTQ! Good luck with that. And have a great and safe day. Julia.

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Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.

2015-11-23T00:47:50Z

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'''Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 20 [[November 2015]].

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| shirt = Light blue with black patterns
| previous = [[I Am me; He is not]]
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==Transcript==

Hello and good day once again. This is Christine Weston Chandler coming to you live from home, and we have a final and good update from uh, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Franc-, from Jeff]], which might turn out for the better, at least I hope for his benefit. But aside from that, uh, I have uh, issued a short lis-, a short list of demands and con-, conditions, more I would prefer to use the word conditions because...anyway, yeah, just let this go after he’s met the conditions and I intend it well.

But anyway, let me read those out, um...I quote, um, “I’ll forgive you and move forward under the following conditions. Firstly, considering your income amount per year on the (air quotes) Sonichu gifts, and how many years your store has been up and running, I want you to send directly to me no less than $120,000. Second, as I am deciding on opening a Zazzle branch of Cwcville Shopping for apparel and such, such gifts, with the image-, imagery direct from me, uh, I want you to remove the following items from your shop, as they are most direct to my drawing style and original past content: the Sonichu belt buckles, Rosechu vest t-shirts, Sonichu Battle Ringer t-shirts, Sonichu ‘Time to Zap’ t-shirt, CWC (air quotes) ‘Manchild’ shirt, and the Chris trucker hat. Among which I will personally redo these items on my shop, and I want no reports or complaints from you or anyone else. Third, morally, I want you to personally contact each and every person you have introduced yourself to under my name, and inform ‘em all of your real legal name. I want you to come clean. And I want you to present each of them with references and links of my own Facebook and Etsy pages, validating and confirming who Christian/Christine Weston Chandler really is: me, not you. And finally, I want to assume lead director and main consultant on the CWC Adult Chronicles video game currently on the internet. I will personally play it through, clarify, verify, and clean up details of the story, plot, and everything within it. And upon accoming console release, I wanna sign all the papers and be heavily credited and everything.”

Alright, then I do the other final vers-, final thing of which--I’m just doing this here—um, so I’m do-, I’m reading this, so this is quoted from Jeff Oh-zoo-zoes hi-, uh...Ouzos. I try to say it right—Oh-zoos, Ooh-zohs, whichever vowel is silent in his last name. But anyway, mm, for, for all, everything legal and whatnot to access everything, uh, I am uploading this video personally, and publishing those statements. It’s important that they know exactly what they are coming from me and not any impostor, so that’s all good. And as I re-, and he wants me to read his apology, which I found to be very just...wow. It’s quite self-improvement upon him, I feel. And, I do not want this to be taken out of context from this original video. This is quoted from Jeff Ouzos himself.

“My apologies, Christine Weston Chandler, the official creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric-hedgehog Pokemon. You win. I submit my total and unconditional surrender to you. When I saw your last video, your words cut me to the core. You exposed me for who I really am—just an impostor of a truly talented, one-of-a-kind, special, beloved across the internet, female author wiht the dedication to create more than eleven issues of the Sonichu comic and handmade merchandise. I was wrong to take your identity for my own personal financial and sexual gains. I did this because I am truly your greatest fan. You are the person that I always dreamed of being. You are a beautiful feminine soul and a famous artist. I am but a poor homeless loser with ass-burgers who roams the streets of Seattle looking for cheap drubs and an easy trib. I am nothing in comparison to who you are. I am sorry I impersonated you to so many women. They could usually figure it out after a while anyway. My breasts are not as full and transitioned as yours, and it brought quite a lot of disappointment when I finally got to second base with them. It was also increasingly obvious that I was not you because when I would eventually trib with them, it became clear that I had no experience in the bedroom, and even tried to use the wrong hole once. So many women who thought they were fulfilling their ultimate fantasy were duped by me. I also had trouble pulling off your look because I am balding and must wear a wig, and am forced to wear my mom’s old hand-me-downs. I will also be handing over to you the official certificate recognizing you as Seattle lesbian transgender community Member Of The Year, since I used your identity to win the award, and you are the one who really deserves it. I pray that you accept this title and honor. That goes hand-in-hand with the payment of $120,000 you requested from me. I will make that payment that payable as, to you as soon as possible. My sincerest, heartfelt apologies. I am trans-, transitioning back to Jeff, as I am not worthy to be the feminine spirit you are. Jeff.”

Just...wow. (pause) Well, I mean, I would ap-, I would, I greatly would appreciate and accept the title of lesbian transgender community member of the year, but I don’t live in Seattle. So instead, I would graciously allow it to be moved over to the first runner up in that...contest, since they live in Seattle. But if they can’t accept it, then...(pause) I would say second runner up. But if nobody’s available, then I will accept it fully.

Anyway, thank you, Jeff. I had considered you under bad adjectives, but it makes me feel better (removes glasses) to see you actually taking good actions on your own self-improvement, and better reflecting upon yourself, and I pray for your better improvement of your own life, and your own identities, and figuring yourself out and everything. All I can suggest is be yourself. Not anybody else. I’m sure aside from the, if you just act on good behavior and [video cuts off]

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*'''[[Chris and Jackie's Date]]''' ''11 [[July 2011]]'' <small>(4:21)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Leaked}} <br/> Chris pretends that his blow-up doll is [[Jackie]] and screws it in a '''[[McDonald's]] parking lot'''.

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*'''[[Forgot the Glitter]]''' ''14 [[July 2011]]'' <small>(2:00)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Leaked}} <br/> Chris waggles his fat ass for Jackie in the dressing room at [[Mal-Wart]].

*'''[[Cakefarts]]''' ''18 [[July 2011]]'' <small>(2:03)</small> {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}} {{Leaked}} <br/> Chris farts on a cake for Jackie's amusement, erect [[duck]] and all.

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2015-11-16T01:59:29Z

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|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2009]]''', Chris gave a [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|shout-out to the Columbine killers]] and produced a bizarre Lego play.
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2015-11-16T01:59:10Z

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|list2 = [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
|group3 = [[Jack Thaddeus]]
|list3 = [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]] • [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] • [[Re-Calling Ahuvia|Ahuviya's official response to Chris]] • [[Response to ADF]]
|group4 = [[Surfshack Tito]]
|list4 = [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]] • [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]] • [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Tito's official response to Chris]] • [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
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Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris

2015-11-16T01:54:29Z

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[[File:S&rchuparis.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The post in question.]]
On 13 [[November 2015]], Paris was attacked by a group of terrorists of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS), [[Chris and death|killing over 120 people]] and plunging France into a state of emergency. In a display of [[Chris and remorse|'empathy']] rivalling that of the [[Twin Falling Towers]], [[Chris]] decided that he would create his own show of grief, albeit two days late, loaded with references to [[Sonichu]] and [[Amiibo]]s, and put it up on [[Facebook]].

He also compares the atrocities committed to the acts of a cartoon villain, suggesting that he really didn't care, or wasn't paying full attention. He also ends up sympathising with ISIS and pledges that the terrorists should just stand down and become friends with each other, possibly thinking that an organisation dedicated to bringing the world down in flames would really listen to a [[Virgin with rage|single]] American citizen with [[Autism]]. The return of the dreaded [[Stress]] is ever prevalent in Chris's musings.

However, it is possible to discern a mote of kindness and compassion in Chris's passage, even if it is horribly misguided and vague.

==Transcript==
''The text is printed on a colourful background, and poorly scanned so that the sentences run off the image on multiple lines. A poorly-photoshopped and small photograph of the French Tricolour can be seen in the top left corner, and the text is layered on top of a much larger drawing of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in front of the '''American''' flag in uppercase. (This image was reused from page 25 of [[Sonichu 9]], during the sequence where Sonichu claims that people calling Chris gay are an insult to America.)''

{{quotebox|IT IS VERY SAD THAT FRANCE WAS ATTACKED BY TERRORISTS YESTERDAY ON THE 14TH. WHERE WAS I WHEN I HEARD THIS WAS HAPPENING? I WAS LITERALLY BEGINNING WORK ON THE BONUS ROSECHU FIGURE, AT HOME FOR THE PERSON WHO BOUGHT THE FIFTIETH SONICHU AMIIBO FIGURE RECENTLY. IT DOES MAKE ME FEEL DISPONDANT (sic) WHEN I HEAR SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD SUCH CHAOS IS HAPPENING, ESPECIALLY REMINISCENT OF SIMILAR ATTACKS ANYWHERE BY THE RANDOM CARTOON VILLAIN, LOOKING TO GATHER ENERGIES AND POWER FOR THEMSELVES, AND THE HEROIC CHARACTERS DO WHAT THEY ARE ABLE TO STOP THEIR ATTACKS WITH SUPERHEROIC, AS WELL AS NORMAL, ABILITIES. BUT LIKE SONICHU, ROSECHU AND MYSELF, WE ALL STAND TOGETHER, COMBINING OUR HEARS AND SOULS IN THE EFFORTS TO SHARE THE LIGHTS OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE AND COMPASSION THAT THE VILLAINS HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKING THAT HIGHLIGHTS THEIR VIEWS ON OTHER PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD AS MIS-GUIDED. AND I FEEL THE TERRORISTS, REGARDLESS OF COUNTRY, ARE MISGUIDED WITH PARANOIA AND FEAR OF OTHERS. IF THEY ONLY UNDERSTAND THAT WE CAN ALL COME TOGETHER AS CARING AND COMPASSIONATE, THEIR ATTACKS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN NEEDED. WHAT GOES ON IN THEIR MIND WITH SANDESS AND MENTAL FRUSTRATIONS AND LACK OF BETTER OPTIONS AND IDEAS, IS MOST UNFORTUNATE. I WISH THOSE PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE AND BETTER UNDERSTAND THAT ON THIS PLANET EARTH, WE ALL ARE STILL MANY OF INDIVIDUAL AND FRAGILE HUMAN BEINGS AND PEOPLE. TO FRANCE, MY PRAYERS GO OUT TO THEM AS WELL IN THEIR RECOVERY. AND MY PRAYERS OF MORAL GUIDANCE AND MORE COMPASSIONATE IDEALS GO OUT TO THE ATTACKERS AS WELL, BECAUSE, THEY, TOO, ARE PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH.}}
==See Also==
*[[Twin Falling Towers]]
*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
{{Writings}}

[[Category:Prose]]

Kevin the Jew

2015-11-16T01:53:22Z

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[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court marshall for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character History==

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it with vanilla, as Jews are (seemingly) allergic to everything else.

Kevin and Cera played ''Call of Duty'' together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character was carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him that he shouldn't take the death of a virtual game character so seriously, but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin screamed and smashed the cookie to bits. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]]

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==

Like [[Allison Amber]] or [[Heather Iglesias]], Kevin is one of the few characters not directly based on any existing media character.

His hair is long and blonde, and he is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-10-25-chris-uploads-new-sonichu-11-pages.13812/page-10#post-1060085]</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]].

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing ''Call of Duty'' provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character to die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that ''she'' is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also a staggering hypocrite. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

==Sources==

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War of Love

2015-09-29T03:52:17Z

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In [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu Issue 8]], [[Chris]] generously put in a set of pages of the 'pop-star debut performance' of [[Jiggliami]] and her song 'War of Love', apparently written by then sweetheart and [[trolls|obvious troll]], [[Blanca Weiss]]. According to the pathetically drawn creation, it was dedicated to her 'ol pikachu boyfriend' who randomly disappeared from Jiggliami's 'home field'. Whether or not this pikachu was an anthropomorphic hellish creature like Jiggliami or was a normal [[Pokemon]] is never explained. If this Pikachu was the original [[Sonichu]] or not is also not explained, even though it is hinted at. Since this plot point is [[Chris and Writing|never mentioned or seen again]], no one cares.

== Lyrics ==

<poem>

I can't hide this feeling any more
Don't you notice the fever of love

Dark clouds were hanging low.
A busy city had lost its colors.
Sunshine hiding away,
Twilight fading out,
And shadows nearing me now.

The world is not
How it used to be
I don't know if
Love has changed
But do I still want you?

What could I do?
What should I do?
Baka dana watashi!

It's the War of Love!

I can't give you up
I hate to see
[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|You smile to every girl
Except for me.]]
I want you so bad.
[[Obesity|Too heavy ]]and too deep.
Please focus on me.
[[For Julie's Eyes Only|I will show you how much
You love me.]]

[[Virgin with rage|I screamed out to you]] with a
Megaphone, to find it broken.
I try to reach up as high as I can.
But your eyes are never on me

Now I look up to the sky.
I find it has been cleared.
But it has not been done for me.
I can't stop these feelings.
They're getting out of hand.

Oh, what could I do?
What should I do?
[[Love Quest|I swear in this love,
I'll never give you up.]]

Dai-suki!

It's the War of Love.
</poem>

== Creation ==

It is interesting to note that this song 'written' by Blanca is actually a near-copy of the song 'Love is War',a [[Wikipedia:Supercell|Supercell]] song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. Whether or not Chris is [[Things Chris has ripped off|aware of the plagiarism]], did not care, or was genuinely convinced that Blanca had written a song that looked like it was taken directly from Google Translate but was totally original is not known.

A quick Google search states that the Love is War song was uploaded to Youtube in February [[2008]], while the comic says that the song was written in [[August 2008]].

A small yet funny thing to note, 'baka dana watashi', a [[Random-access humor|random]] piece of Japanese placed in the middle of the song apparently translates to be 'what a fool I am', a funny thing to consider when you remember that Blanca was just a [[troll]] that managed to get 'her' work into Chris's comic.

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Cville Pride

2015-09-29T03:45:12Z

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[[File:CvillePrideLogo.jpg|thumb|right|150px]]
'''Cville Pride''', formally the Charlottesville Pride Community Network, is a prominent LGBTQ organization in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]. Ever since [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] came out as a [[homos|lesbian]] in mid-2014, the group has been an important conduit for his emergent participation in the LGBTQ community.

==Pride Festival==

Back when he was a raging homophobe, a gay pride festival was the last place on earth Chris would have wanted to find himself. He was deeply upset when, in 2009, the fanclub [[Gay 4 Sonichu]] displayed a float of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for one of their “UGH!!!... pride parades.”<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref> All this changed on 14 [[August 2014]], when Chris came out on [[Facebook]] "as a [[Tomgirl]], Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser," later clarified (if you can call it that) as "a Lesbian Identified Male and Cross-Dressing Transgender." He immediately expressed an interest in attending "Pride Parades," where he thought he could get some play.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]] and [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#On the prowl for centerfolds]]</ref> At the urging of his [[gal-pals]], he took the initiative to attend the third annual Charlottesville Pride Festival, organized by Cville Pride, on 14 [[September 2014]]. It was held in Lee Park in downtown Charlottesville, and featured drag performances and information booths. He had planned to attend with [[Catherine]], but at the last minute she came down with a case of car trouble.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Empathy lessons]]</ref> Chris hung out for a few hours, and then went home and posted about it on Facebook.

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{{Quote|I was at the Pride Festival today, and I really felt accepted and liked among the LGBT community; like I do belong there as the Lesbian Transgender that I am, and a lot of [[Women's rights|real women]] there showed me kindness and respect. :) I feel better about myself for that. But I was not in the mental state to meet new people yet, but I did make some acquaintances; talked with some of them for a bit. But I do feel that I really want to do more with the community, so I may join up with the C-Ville Pride, or something; I have some pamphlets and details. I will make my own decisions!|Chris on Facebook, 13 September 2014<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#The Pride Festival]]</ref>}}

Not long after this, he added "Lee Park" as one of his Places on his Facebook page.

==Bowling Night==
While the full extent of Chris's involvement with Cville Pride is unclear, he soon took to keeping track of their events on Facebook, liking articles regarding lesbian or transgender issues. Chris's next verified Cville Pride event was "LGBTQ Youth & Family Bowling Night" on 10 [[June 2015]], which put him back $5.00.

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While it was open to "all ages," it is not clear if the organizers were imagining 33 as a serious number. Nevertheless, Chris went, again at the urging of his gal-pals, and seems to have had a good time, based on the photos posted on the Facebook page.

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[[Weens]] couldn't resist trying to ruin Chris's fun, though:

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All the photos were quickly removed.

==Pride Night at Firefly==
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Chris noted on Facebook that he would be attending another Cville Pride-hosted event, "Pride Night at Firefly," a casual meetup at a Charlottesville restaurant, on 18 July 2015. At present it's not known if he attended or how many children he weirded out. That evening, however, he did put in an appearance at [[Impulse Gay Social Club|Impulse]].

==Another Pride Festival==
[[File:Pridefest.png|right|thumb|200px|Facebook announcement.]]
On 19 September 2015, Chris returned to the annual Charlottesville Pride Festival in Lee Park. He was in generally good spirits but all was not perfect in Cwcville:

{{quote|I am at ‪#‎CVillePride‬ . Having a good and safe time. Only complaint is no woman friend/partner to cuddle or hold hands with.|Chris on Facebook.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Still Want Woman]]</ref>}}

This time around, instead of sitting by himself, he was affiliated with a local mental health service with a booth at the event. According to a reputable field agent, he wore a blue sleeveless top and white skirt with his [[Sonichu medallion]]. He had set up a bulletin board advertising his comic, and whiled away his time drawing caricatures and passing out flyers.<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-9-19-chris-is-having-a-good-time-at-cville-pride-but-wants-woman.12734/#post-984267]]</ref> [[Weens]] attempted to ruin his day, but the decent folk of the [[Kiwi Farms]] thwarted the effort, thereby gaining karma.<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/which-one-of-you-fuckers-did-this.12741/]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Impulse Gay Social Club]]

==References==
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==External Links==
[http://cvillepride.org/ Cville Pride homepage]

[https://www.facebook.com/cvillepride Cville Pride Facebook page]

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April 2012 Facebook posts

2015-09-29T03:43:48Z

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The following is an account of Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[April 2012]].

==Summary==
* 1 April - Chris accuses everyone on the [[internet]] of not caring about him.
* 4 April - Chris has had [[Chris and sex|sex]].
* 8 April - Chris provides some details about his one sexual encounter.
* 9 April - Chris went on vacation.
* 13 April - Chris claims to be losing weight.
* 13 April - Chris reveals his non-virginity to the public.
* 14 April - Chris reviews a movie.
* 16 April - Chris had to go to court.
* 16 April - Chris taunts the trolls.
* 17 April - Chris reviews his new hairspray.
* 19 April - Chris needs help meeting women.
* 22-24 April - Chris is desperate to find a sweetheart.
* 25 April - Chris demands that his friends help him.
* 25 April - Chris likes [[My Little Pony|Derpy]].
* 26-28 April - Chris plays a dumb game with his trolls.
* 29 April - Chris tries to lift his self-esteem.
* 30 April - Chris mistakenly believes a troll has been destroyed.
* 30 April - Chris clears up a misconception of the trolls.

==Status Updates from Chris==
===No longer a virgin===
{{quotebox|4 April 2012
I am not a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] anymore.}}

[[Anna]] responded:

{{quoteboxred|What?! Explain!!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Now, now, ladies. I don't kiss and tell. ;)}}

===Good Mood===
{{quotebox|8 April 2012
I have been in a good mood a lot lately, because I finally had sex, so I'll divulge a couple of details. I mean, seriously, I literally awake, and the first thing that comes to mind is the occasion. and I am smiling for hours. [[Mia Hamm|She]] was a very nice and sweet early 20s woman: and even better. she's [[Cherokian Clan|half-cherokee]]. We've hit it off from the shared characteristic of being good people, and a very delightful and pleasant conversation. We exchanged phone numbers, and we did it in her room. I put together a nice gift basket for her to show my appreciation.

Aside from me and she, only one other very trusted friend, who led us to our meeting knows the full story. And in the future, the other person who will learn of it is my Sweetheart-to-be.

<nowiki>;)</nowiki> If ya really wanna know, you'd have to stay with me for a long while and more.}}

===Really Enjoyed my Dick===
{{quotebox|8 April 2012
Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.}}

Anna:

{{quoteboxred|You have rendered me speechless.}}

===Vacation===
{{quotebox|9 March 2012
Hey. Just got back from a vacation in the country (Redoak, VA). The relatives there were busy, but we enjoyed a nice, peaceful time away from the stresses of here. And [[Barb|mama]] planted fresh flowers at her father's and [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]]'s graves in good respect. The church in front of the Weston Family there had a mannequin in front of their cross that Easter Sunday; looked really good like our Lord.

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===Losing weight===
{{quotebox|13 April 2012
I'm losin weight. Going down to 223 and falling.

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Anna replied:

{{quoteboxred|Way to go!}}

===Three Stooges===
{{quotebox|14 April 2012
I have just watched The (New) Three Stooges Movie; It was a lot of laughs, it had a fair set of plots, and I feel the actors captured the essence of the original Moe, Larry and Curly very well. It was neat seeing Larry and Curly watching Moe giving the MTV Jersey Shore gang the pokes, slaps and gags. And the placement of the classic theme song and Act Cards (out of three) were well-placed. And all of the classic references make this movie a real feat for the classic reproduction.

It is very good. :)}}

Dana replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|glad you enjoyed it!: ) i haven't seen it yet but i love the original stooges.}}

Chris added:

{{quotebox| My favorite classic short is "Loco Boy Makes Good;" it is a Classic example of The Stooges. "'Press.' 'Press.' 'Pull.'"}}

===Tweet, tweet===
{{quotebox|16 April 2012
Tweet, Tweet. Just testing the link between my OLD [[Twitter]] to my facebook.}}
{{quotebox| Cool, That Works. :) I Approve My Follwers Too.}}

===Really Tired===
{{quotebox|16 April 2012
Just lost 2 hours of life in court waiting for hearing date setup. Really Tired. Wish [[Snyder]] dead from HIS own self-stress. I need sleep.}}

[[Kim]] wrote:

{{quoteboxred| Though I wouldn't wish death on anyone, I'm sorry you're still going through all this. I'm here for you. :)}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank You.}}

===Twitter re-engaged===
{{quotebox|17 April 2012
I have Blocked EVERY LAST Ex-Follower of my Twitter; Now Only my REAL Friends should be able to read my tweets.}}
{{quotebox|By that, I mean my friends here on Facebook.}}
{{quotebox|I think it is safe to tweet to facebook now. :)}}

===Hairspray===
{{quotebox|17 April 2012
I have tried a hairspray [[Mia Hamm|my cherokee gal friend]] recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy. :)}}

===Freeze up===
{{quotebox|19 April 2012
My self-confidence is still good; I still smile a lot; but I lately freeze up upon seeing a pretty woman; why can't I even say "hi"? }}

Kim answered:

{{quoteboxred|One step at a time, but eventually you must take the dive. Even if you're rejected multiple times, you must continue trying. Like I've told you once, you won't ever succeed unless you try. Just take rejection in stride. Everyone gets rejected one way or another in their lifetime.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Yep.}}

He added:

{{quotebox|
I must still have some old fears of her being already taken, possible troll, rejection, etc, etc, etc.}}
{{quotebox|
Aside from ice-breaking with friendly face recognition, I would appreciate help on flirting with women; kissing help would be good too.}}
{{quotebox|
The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.}}

===Twitter requests===
{{quotebox|19 April 2012
Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request }}

===I still require a sweetheart===
{{quotebox|22 April 2012
I enjoyed the Canterlot Wedding [[My Little Pony|M.L.P.]] 2-Parter episodes; It was very nice, and the songs sang were v great.}}
{{quotebox|
I just w it again on my iTunes}}
{{quotebox|I just enjoyed it again on my iTunes, with my mother. Still a great show. Now, I feel reminded of my desperation for my Sweetheart-2-B.}}
{{quotebox|The virgin-breaker was a Great Milestone for me, and it made me feel more self-confident, but still, it was One thing. }}
{{quotebox|I still require my [[Sweetheart]]. :_( ...<3}}

===Fear of the future===
The following is a series of tweets Chris wrote on 23 April 2012 and shared on Facebook:

{{quotebox|23 April 2012
At [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|WMUMChurch]] yesterday, I went, but the loneliness was really hitting me. I just am not feeling loved in my congregation.}}
{{quotebox|Only two people acknowledged me during the opening Passing of the Peace; ONE of who I actually know. Still did not perk me up much. }}
{{quotebox|I wrote a LOT of Prayer Concerns about myself and put them into the top collection plate Before the service started.}}
{{quotebox|Am I acknowledged in needing prayers and concerns when that part came up? NO.}}
{{quotebox|I do not care much for Ed's words of worship, although he does his own good job; EVERY Sunday I went and Elizabeth Foss was there... }}
{{quotebox|HER words Always, if not mysteriously, coincidentally, telepathically or whatever, HER words Always Related to what I was feeling... }}
{{quotebox|right then. Ed always talks on and on in a droning way about the Religious aspects of Methodism, but RARELY about the People and...}}
{{quotebox|how WE are feeling. Elizabeth ALWAYS had a GREAT Comforting word. I wish she had NOT left the church: She really is a caring and good... }}
{{quotebox|person. Mr. Ed, I feel, is an uncaring, non-understanding, uncompassionate, ignorant, stubborn old horse.}}
{{quotebox|And I feel like I was considerably forgotten in the church; I knew I was gone for too long, but my [[Biological clock|internal clock]] kept me awake at night... }}
{{quotebox|and prohibited me from being a day person. *sigh* I am Lonely.}}
{{quotebox|NOT many people, INCLUDING family, Really or Truly cares about me OR my mother...}}
{{quotebox|I am alone at the moment. My mother is getting a sleep-napia for her snoring at M.J.H.}}
{{quotebox|It just dawned on me that THIS is what it is like if it WAS just me... It really IS lonely, and it is hell to me.}}
{{quotebox|I understand financially, I just could not survive alone for long, and my daddy was right on that.}}
{{quotebox|WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!}}
{{quotebox|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub. }}
{{quotebox|I certainly would Not last long either. Is my fathers missed fate my fate to be?}}
{{quotebox|I am in a LOT of emotional pain and distress right now.}}
{{quotebox|My mom is awake now, so I go pick her up. But I realize what I have just Tweeted. I can not afford to be alone in life. :_( }}

Kim replied with the following comment:

{{quoteboxred|24 April 2012
Sorry I haven't been able to email you these past few days! It seems you have gone through quite a bit. If you need to vent, don't be shy to send me an email. Even if I don't respond, I always get them. Just keep your head held high, even when things seem hopeless. You'll get through this with that driven spirit you have. :) I hope your mom is okay and give her my regards.}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|24 April 2012
Thank You.}}

===Panic===
{{quotebox|24 April 2012
I had a great amount of sleep but I feel mighty weak from the stress, fear and all that from yesterday.}}
{{quotebox|I desperately require my Sweetheart to be I seriously can not find and contact her by myself. I NEED HELP, PLEASE.}}
{{quotebox|I NEED HELP! On my Sweetheart Search; NOW!}}

===Cole info===
{{quotebox|24 April 2012
[[Cole Smithey]] - The Smartest Film Critic in the World http://t.co/UBijdU6 via @colesmithey}}

===Skype info===
{{quotebox|24 April 2012
Exclusively to my confirmed friends, I can be reached through my PSVita on Skype at "chrischan02241982".}}

===Comfort me!===
{{quotebox|25 April 2012
Isn't ANYONE ELSE reading my posts?! I am under emotional distress, and ONLY 1/8 of my Real Friends offer me comfort and wisdom?!}}

Dana replied:

{{quoteboxgreen| i am. i don't know of anything i can do to help though. :(}}

Typically, Chris snaps at this attempt to comfort him:

{{quotebox|"WOULD it Kill any woman to approach me in public and offer her hand in friendship with a Long and True Relationship with me?!!"}}
{{quotebox|How about TELLING other women about me, spreading GOOD words about me, etc., etc.}}

Dana:

{{quoteboxgreen|i do say nice things about you. i don't know who to introduce you to though. don't be mad at me.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Most ANY Single Woman.}}
{{quotebox|I'm not mad; just self-frustrated. It's not your fault.}}

===Tell women I'm a nice guy===
{{quotebox|25 April 2012
EVERYONE who cares can TALK to other women about me; spreading GOOD words about me, etc., etc. IT would be Truly and Greatly Appreciated.}}

===Uncharacteristic optimism===
{{quotebox|29 April 2012
I'm feeling lonely and tired. Been reading trolls' thoughts. Amazingly, half to most are bad, but a Lot are Good.}}
{{quotebox|Popularly, I am still a great artist, I am more dedicated when I set my to doing something; drawing LOTS of comic pages.}}
{{quotebox|I am an interesting, unique individual, they see me as harmless, I am more than meets their eyes in depth.}}
{{quotebox|I am more social, outgoing and spontaneous than ANY of those SHY, Fallible Trolls.}}
{{quotebox|I have a flair in Cheering People Up, I am Fun and Comical, and I am Direct and Honest.}}
{{quotebox|Their screencapped, "unsolicited", highlighted testimonials will be added to my album later.}}
{{quotebox|PLEASE Relay my good qualities to your women friends, and introduce them to me ASAP.}}

Kim wrote:

{{quoteboxred|I told a girlfriend of mine about you, and she seemed real Interested. But apparently she only goes for men with realty dark hair. Sorry! If she changes her mind, I'll have her call you or send you an email!}}

===Follow Kim's example===
{{quotebox|30 April 2012
EVERYONE. If you'll read Kim's comment in response to my recent Tweet below,... }}
{{quotebox|SHE did the Right Thing; She Told a Girl Friend of hers about me. Follow Her Example, Please. And Thank You. :)}}

===One down===
{{quotebox|30 April 2012
CHECK THIS OUT! A Troll FINALLY Got Served! I Looove It}}

Anna had her doubts:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Looks like it's fake...}}
{{quoteboxgreen|
confirmed. just found this

http://789chan.org/cwc/res/206305.html

'''/cwc/ - Don't get mad; these people fucking LOVE mad.'''}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|
Oh well, that's fine; [[Rob Bell]] has my login info; I have the growing number of screencaps; the Trolls/Cyber-Bullies' downfall IS within our reach and their demise.}}

==Notes from Chris==
===An Open Note===
{{quotebox|
1 April 2012 at 11:12pm

I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]

The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.

You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===
{{quotebox|
13 April 2012 at 10:08pm

It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.

[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.

And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own self-fabricated theories and fables; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.

You Trolls, Get A Life.

Sincerely,<br/>
Christian Weston Chandler<br/>
4/13/2012
}}

===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===

{{quotebox|
16 April 2012 at 4:21am

Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j

I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].

[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.

You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the once innocent good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.

HA HA HA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref>
}}

===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===

{{quotebox|
25 April 2012 at 17:45

In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.

Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.

Christian Weston Chandler.
April 25, 2012

[[File:Saved.jpg|thumb|left]]

<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki>
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.
}}

===I have decided===
{{quotebox|
26 April 2012 at 19:35

The time is too great, and these are grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my [[Attraction Sign|sign]] and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 from 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].

I Welcome All.

Sincerely,<br/>
Christian Weston Chandler<br/>
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

{{quotebox|
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''

I Welcome All.

Sincerely,<br/>
Christian Weston Chandler<br/>
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}

===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===
On 28 April 2012, Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he let the trolls get to him in the mall, resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.

{{quotebox|28 April 2012
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j

To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]

You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].

In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]

I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]

YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler

4/28/2012

<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps".
}}

===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===
{{quotebox|30 April 2012 at 01:41

And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]

[[File:Lucrid.jpg]]
}}

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User:Sinistersnare/Alternate sagas

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== Alternate Christary Page ==

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'''Disclaimer, I'm making these because I'm bored, and alternate history no matter what the subject is a bit of a hobby of mine :)'''

== What if Chris Chan never had an ED article, and was never discovered? ==

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'''The Megan Saga'''
It's a no brainer that the Megan saga could have lasted from a couple of more months to a couple of more years had there not been an ED page about Chris Chan. The reason that Megan stopped contacting Chris was because of the poorly drawn pron of Megan, Chris had made to counter the ED artwork of the homosexual and futa porn people have been making with Chris's characters. Megan would have still kept contact with Chris, and would probably still use him like a debit card until she gets her own someday.

Months pass, and Chris gets lied to about Megan from Barbara Chandler saying that Megan is using Chris due to Barb's hate for Megan. In a way Megan was sort of just using him like a debit card, but the main reason why was because Megan didn't have one because of the internet just getting the popularity it has today. Due to Barb's hatred to Megan, and Barb wanting Megan to just leave Chris alone due to the fear of Chris becoming a man, and leaving her like Cole has, she told him more lies to convince Chris to stop talking to Megan like "I checked Megan's phone, and she texted her friend that she was going to rob Chris out of all of his money when Megan spent the night here". Chris believes this due to his mother having absolute control over his mind, and gets outraged. Chris emails Megan about this, and of course Megan doesn't know what the hell the crazy bastard is talking about. After a few emails back, and forth with Megan, Chris eventually makes Megan so confused, and upset at him that she stops talking to him.

'''The Adam Stackhouse Saga'''
This saga happens the exact same way it did in our timeline, Chris makes a shitty video, Chris loses, Chris rages over it like a child.

'''The Cole Smithey Saga'''
Here is where I am going to make Sagas that aren't in our timeline. The Cole Smithey Saga began with Chris emailing Cole, mainly because Barb probably wants her abuse victim to crawl back to her. Chris tells Cole that he's been lied to by other relatives, and that he should stop being such a "meanie" to Barb. Cole after reading Chris's email about how he should stop being so angry at Barb, recoils by explaining to Chris that he was abused by Barb, and gave Chris a few examples, such as "Barb almost shot me in the head, because she thought I was a robber.". Chris after fed more lies from Barb after reading the Email, doesn't understand what Cole has been trying to say to Chris for the past couple of months they've been contacting each other for.

A few months had passed, and Cole eventually brings up what happened to the tiny friendship Chris had with Megan that he had found out about from Chris because he gives personal information like it's candy, and obviously Chris gets upset at him for bringing that up. Cole sucks in his pride, and tells him that Barb probably lied to him about Megan, giving valid points about how Barb never brought any evidence to him about Megan at all, and spends a few dozen emails trying to put a dent in the wall of ignorance Barb has placed for his son. Cole eventually does get Chris to somewhat realize that Megan might have not had been a bad person like Chris originally believed, and sends Megan an email, beginning the next Saga that relates to Megan.

'''The Mother Saga'''
Chris emails tries to get in contact with Megan one last time without his parents knowing, and starts to email her once more. After a few months from the day he tried to contact Megan again but to no avail, he eventually gets one email from Megan simply ready "What? >:(". Megan still is a bit frustrated with Chris, and clearly doesn't want to talk to him, but Chris attempts the advice Cole from the Cole Saga had given him, and tried to talk to Megan without Barb's influence. Chris and Megan talk over email for a few weeks, and Chris showed the first sign of him maturing by him owning up to responsibility for his own actions, and simply said "I'm sorry that I got angry at you" sincerely for a change. Megan took the apology, and attempted to at least be friends with Chris over email, do to her move to a different location from Chris Chan, and her feeling uneasy still being around him.

Chris eventually gets his first job at a Wal*Mart (or a Mal-Wart as it's known in the Sonichu universe) and slowly begins to forget about Sonichu due to the character not getting the infamous popularity it had gotten in this timeline. Chris told Megan about him getting a job, and she acknowledge that she's happy that he finally did. But it's during this time that Barb began to get suspicious of Chris becoming so successful in his life, and how he's growing up at last, instead of her being happy for her son like a caring mother should. Barb would begin to check if Chris had forgotten to log out of his Email after a week of her suspicions, and eventually she would see the recent emails shared between Chris, and Megan, and how they've rebuilt their friendship stronger then it had been before Barb destroyed it. Barb began to feed Chris lies about his co-workers at Wal*Mart, and his friend Megan which at first were successful. But Chris began to show signs of him being a bit stronger in will, and started asking her questions such as "How do you know these things are true?", and Barb would only answer with "A Mother just knows.". For the first time in Chris's life, Chris began to think what his mother is, and was telling him was bullshit, and he eventually gained the backbone to call Barb out on it.

Chris took Megan's advice that she had told Chris over email, and advised him to move out. Chris eventually pulled himself together, after the argument he had with his mother, and he told her he's moving out of the house along with Bob. Bob thinks this is a wonderful idea, and is happy for his son that he's finally moving out, but keeps it bottled up inside because Barbara is devastated after hearing that his child is finally leaving the nest. Barbra stormed into her room to cry, which in return made Chris feel guilty for something he should be doing. After packing his things Barbara stormed out of her room, and yelled at Chris for leaving her like this, although Chris explained to his mother that he would still keep in contact with her, she was too upset, and blinded by her fears to see that what Chris is doing is a good thing, and Chris leaves with his heart actually feeling like it's at 10%.

'''The Return Of Megan Saga'''
After a year since Chris moved to a 1 bedroom apartment, and talking to Megan over skype now, Megan finally feels like she can somewhat trust Chris, and asked if she could stay at his place for a few nights since, as she puts it "It's not really working out where I'm at...". Megan warned Chris not to act weird like he did when they lived an hour away from each other, and hesitantly began to drive back to Virginia. Chris promised Megan that he'll be on his best behavior, and Megan was slightly relieved.

Once Megan arrived at the Christian Chandler apartment, she sees how much Chris's life has turned around since her last encounter in real life, he wasn't that [[Axe]]-wearing [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirt]] [[pedo glasses]] weirdo, for Chris was well groomed, and wasn't wearing Goodwill clothes, and has gotten some new glasses. Megan stays at the Chris's apartment for a few weeks, and Chris, and Megan just hang out watching [[South Park], and [[Family Guy]], eating Pizza, talking, and a few laughs were thrown over the weeks Megan stayed over.

Chris eventually asks Megan if she would like to go on a [[Random access humor|date as friends]] since Chris knows that Megan is Asexual, and wouldn't want a romantic or sexual relationship at all, but Megan agrees since her level of trust with Chris has grown slightly after proving he can handle her living in his home. During his date with Megan, Chris began to change his position on alcohol, and had his first beer in the restaurant Megan, and Chris were in. Megan laughed when Chris, after drinking the beer, cringed, and said "I think it's stale". Chris didn't get it, but after Megan explained that all alcohol tastes like that, Chris laughed with Megan. Chris, and Megan got drunk, and had a good time together, but once Chris woke up the next morning with his first hangover, he saw Megan next to him, he knew that his love quest was over.

'''Epilogue Saga'''
Chris, and Megan today are just friends due to Megan being Asexual, and can't form a romantic bond with a someone. Chris has regained contact with Cole, and became very close with his brother do to Chris, and Cole understanding one another from being abused by Barbara. Chris has also kept a good relationship with his other family members, even after Aunt Corrina passed away, and not just with Cole. Barbara was given mental help after Chris, and Cole suggested that she should for the longest time, and eventually she had to by a judge after her having a mental breakdown, and tried to stab Cole with a fork since she is convinced the reason why Chris grew up was because of him. Bob passes away happy that his son is now a man, and is dearly missed by Chris. Chris has been engaged since 2014, and now is about to be married in this Timeline to a girl named Heather, and has found true happiness.

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Category:Attraction images

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A set of photos taken by Chris to help publicize his [[love quest]]. They were originally published as part of [[CWC's Cool Profile]], an AOL webpage Chris established in [[2005]].

The true purpose for the pictures was to reel in the ladies. The pictures didn't work as intended.

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Category:EBay

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Stuff which Chris has bought or sold on [[eBay]], or content related to his activity there.

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{{Protip|Technically this whole site is about Chris, so before you put a page here look for a more specific category.}}

All articles relating to Chris, TRUE ORIGINAL CREATOR of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Add pages to this category with <nowiki>[[Category:Chris]]</nowiki>

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Christian Weston Chandler

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:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Full Name'''
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Chris-chan<br>Chris Chan<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>Solid Chris<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br> [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] <br> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] <br> Christine Weston Chandler <br> [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] <br> Fat-Ass
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male (1982–present)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012)<br>Unknown (2012-2014)<br>Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-present)<br>Transwoman (2015-present)
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[American]]
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| White (1/8th Cherokee)
|-
| '''Height'''
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Weight'''
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], 33-year-old former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon|Pikachu]]. Chris also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled online comic book.

His adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world he constructed remain very much prominent in his life. Instead, he has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a transwoman.

In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].

==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.

When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself "Christine".

Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].
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==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Chris is a timid, autistic transwoman (even though he has only replaced his hormones as of now) with [[Chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in [[Borb|his parents]]' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 33 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you,using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]], and not having your life's mission be to [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing]] a children's character's arms. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.

Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that her chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.
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== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).

In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not some elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a Fat-Ass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

<center><gallery>
Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].

Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.

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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>

Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.

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==Discovery==
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==Chris today==
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.

Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].
[[File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, as he enters [[2015]].]]

More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulting an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.

In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.

More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yoyoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood. He has even indicated feeling some degree of attraction to men, although he still seems to prefer women.

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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