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		<title>Monty Python</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &amp;quot;Tungsten carbide drills?!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|And now for something completely different.|Quote from ''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python's Flying Circus|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''}} &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|...And now for [[Speech impediment|sometycompentydifferent]]. BUNG!|Chris, trying to quote Monty Python through flapping [[Autism|autistic]] lips}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:MSCPython.jpg|right|thumb|[[Darkbind Sonichu]] butchers the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]; Chris butchers a once-funny joke.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python|Monty Python]]''' is a British comedy troupe formed in the late [[1960s]] by [[Homos|Graham Chapman]], John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. They created the popular comedy sketch show '''''Monty Python's Flying Circus''''' which ran for 5 years on [[Wikipedia:BBC One|BBC1]] before moving its last year to [[Wikipedia:BBC Two|BBC2]], becoming a phenomenon in the UK and later developing a strong cult following throughout the English-speaking world. The troupe followed up the TV show by producing three feature films, including the classic ''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is a fan of the Monty Python comedy productions--he's bought almost [[Chris and money|$50 worth]] of ''Monty Python'' videos through his [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]] account--and as is the case with every other form of entertainment he enjoys, he views them as an excellent source of material to [[Parody|steal]] for his own comics and videos. Due to a minor cultural barrier, he probably doesn't even understand more than half the jokes. Chris has said that his favorite skit from the show is the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Dead Parrot sketch|Dead Parrot]]&amp;quot; sketch.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 43]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Even though Chris is a big fan of the Monty Python franchise, he has on more then one occasion gotten the name of the television series wrong. In both [[CWCFlyingElephants]] and his [[Flipnote]] animation [[CWC 3D Voice Check]], he refers to the show as ''Monty Python's Flying'' '''''Elephants''''' (instead of ''Monty Python's Flying'' '''''Circus'''''). This isn't accidental, and Chris believes that &amp;quot;''Flying Elephants''&amp;quot; is the correct name.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is currently unknown whether Chris is aware that Graham Chapman (who, ironically enough, excelled at playing the comic &amp;quot;straight man&amp;quot;) was openly [[Homos|gay]], and, in fact, one of the first openly gay men on television, thus making him something of a hero to modern-day queer and queer-friendly people. If so, this clearly doesn't stop him from enjoying the show; he is, after all, a fan of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', despite its narration by [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], who is also openly gay. So, [[Chris and hypocrisy|as long as they entertain him, Chris is willing to tolerate homosexuals]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The sextet's sense of humor is difficult to categorize. It combines satire, surrealism, cultural references, the deft use of non-sequitur, and liberal doses of vulgarity that often made it controversial back in the day. One way to define the Python style of comedy, though, might be this: imagine if [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s infamous [[random-access humor]] were actually somehow made funny, and not in a so-bad-it's-good way.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's interpretation==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bearonhead.jpg|thumb|right|NOTICE THE CLEVER SET-UP DERIVING FROM A TURN OF PHRASE AND OTHE...oh no, you just stuck a [[Li'l Chris|bear]] on your head.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris seems to have developed the notion that Monty Python involves putting something [[Autism|idiotic]] in a situation, and thus, it will make the scene funny. The fact that he believes this and makes it the basis of his random-access humor shows that he has little to no understanding of the finer facets of the show.&lt;br /&gt;
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While not always exactly highbrow or remotely esoteric, the show is quite masterful in its comedic devices. If we look at some of the more famous sketches such as &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|The Spanish Inquisition]]&amp;quot;, we see how the Monty Python crew start with what seems to be a humorous scene about [[CWC-isms|jargon]] and a [[Speech impediment|muffling accent]] is suddenly interrupted by a troupe of medieval clergymen who seek to extract confessions. All this deriving from the use of a language idiom in the beginning of what seemed to be a completely different scene. This is followed by increasingly more absurdist humor based on the Inquisitors.&lt;br /&gt;
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The formula of a normal situation which has become funny in its own right followed by absurdist humor coming directly out of the use of an idiom is totally lost on Chris. Instead he sees it as &amp;quot;SOMEONE SHOUTED SOMETHING RANDOM, IT MUST BE FUNNY.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Even the phrase &amp;quot;And now for something completely different&amp;quot; that Chris has &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;borrowed&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;ripped off&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; completely mispronounced and massacred was used in the original sketches as a way to lead into new material, but remained meaningful because the segue itself ''was'' completely different from the previous sketch. On the other hand, Chris merely uses it just to introduce more of his [[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|bullshit]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Attempts to be Pythonesque==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Wavingclothes.jpg|thumb|right|Do none of your friends want to be in your naked, retarded comedy re-enactments? Or, even worse, you have no friends at all? No problem. Talking to your clothing in a funny voice will do just fine.]]&lt;br /&gt;
If CWCFlyingElephants is to be our guide to how Chris thinks Monty Python humor is constructed, then we are to believe that things can be funny by skipping around to several random clips with no set-up or basis (while [[Nudes|naked]], no less). To top it off, Chris throws in bits of completely unrelated material from ''other'' comedy shows that have humor completely different from Monty Python, such as ''[[South Park]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''. While both shows are highly-regarded in their own rights, the fact remains that these programs are all known for their different, unique varieties of humor, which doesn't stop Chris from mashing them together in a retarded fashion that he thinks represents Monty Python.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to not involving proper set-up, planning and generally anything clever to the comedy process, Chris also fails to realize that only one character having dialogue is confusing. Whereas Monty Python will have either funny monologues related to one topic or derive humor from juxtaposing the absurd with the normal, Chris just carries on a conversation with himself and loses all nuances of setting and context.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Actual ripoffs==&lt;br /&gt;
Gags Chris has ripped from Python TV sketches and movies include:&lt;br /&gt;
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*The catchphrase &amp;quot;...And now for something completely different&amp;quot; (or &amp;quot;somecummpentydifferent&amp;quot; as Chris [[Speech impediment|mispronounces]] it). This was a running gag on the Python TV shows, part punchline and part segue. It would usually signal the end of a short bit of surreal imagery and lead into something new. In Chris's case, it's a sign that he's about to randomly access something &amp;quot;humorous&amp;quot;. Case in point, CWCFlyingElephants.&lt;br /&gt;
*At the beginning of CWCFlyingElephants, Chris seems to be attempting to channel Monty Python's &amp;quot;Johann Gambolputty&amp;quot; sketch,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDPqB9i1ScY]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but all he can muster is &amp;quot;Johann&amp;quot; interspersed with some nonsensical dialog. He then goes on to quote various other sketches, most noticeably a series of &amp;quot;I'd like to see...&amp;quot; lines in which he does an unmistakable impersonation of a &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Gumbys|Gumby]]&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s fight with the [[Merried Seinor Comic]] in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]. This is an almost word-for-word imitation of King Arthur (Graham Chapman)'s battle with the [[White knight|Black Knight]] (John Cleese) in ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''.&lt;br /&gt;
*The hedgehog that steals [[Jimmy Hill]]'s teeth in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] originally appeared in the &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Piranha Brothers|Piranha Brothers]]&amp;quot; sketch, where he was named &amp;quot;Spiny Norman,&amp;quot; although he never showed any particular interest in false teeth. Chris probably just fixates on anything [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]]-related. He's obviously failing at both violence and sarcasm.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery of things which are completely different==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Monty-python-black-knight.jpg|You can see here how Chris has replicated the incredibly humorous dialogue... by numbering it.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Woodpecker.jpg|Because ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' is really no different than masters of British non-sequitur comedy. [[Chris and reality|Not in Chris's mind anyway...]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Wavingarms.jpg|[[Random-access humor]] and Monty Python are completely interchangeable.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:TG10.jpg|''...I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!''&lt;br /&gt;
Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG| &amp;quot;Tungsten carbide drills?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Random-access humor]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{TV}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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		<title>User:Henry Bemis</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: Blanked the page&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Dimensional Merge</title>
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		<updated>2022-06-14T14:32:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Needs Updating|[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[Jail Saga|jail]] for an extended period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion|godhood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg|thumb|left|170px|''Help me Mama!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|500px|A chant declaring that the merge will happen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasize more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Merge as it's happening===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has written in a [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May 2022]] letter directed towards Kenneth Englehardt, telling him that he believed that the Dimensional Merge has already happened, and as a result all of the people he's deemed as &amp;quot;toxic&amp;quot; has suddenly evaporated.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Merge Era==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicized message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judgement Day, the Second Coming, and the Collective Shift===&lt;br /&gt;
As he was being arrested, Chris noted that, in his mind, the Merge was almost complete as he denied the reality setting in that he'd be thrown into the brig for a very long time. Some anticipated that with enough time away from the internet, and left purely to his own devices, Chris might come to realize the truth. However, instead of being a wake-up call, Chris's reignited interest in the Bible instead caused him to retreat even further into his fantasies, believing himself to be Jesus Christ reincarnated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over many correspondences from jail, Chris outlines a Judgement Day, where the following three events are supposed to occur:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Continuation of the Dimensional Merge.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Collective Shift, where all of the &amp;quot;good and neutrals&amp;quot; in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Second Coming, where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[Jail Saga|jail]] for an extended period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion|godhood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest means of avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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First announced in [[October 2018]], the Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. That deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent. In the years since then, indulging this belief has become the default latching-on point for would-be trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg|thumb|left|170px|''Help me Mama!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 2.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|500px|A chant declaring that the merge will happen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasize more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Merge as it's happening===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has written in a [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May 2022]] letter directed towards Kenneth Englehardt, telling him that he believed that the Dimensional Merge has already happened, and as a result all of the people he's deemed as &amp;quot;toxic&amp;quot; has suddenly evaporated.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Merge Era==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicized message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judgement Day, the Second Coming, and the Collective Shift===&lt;br /&gt;
As he was being arrested, Chris noted that, in his mind, the Merge was almost complete as he denied the reality setting in that he'd be thrown into the brig for a very long time. Some anticipated that with enough time away from the internet, and left purely to his own devices, Chris might come to realize the truth. However, instead of being a wake-up call, Chris's reignited interest in the Bible instead caused him to retreat even further into his fantasies, believing himself to be Jesus Christ reincarnated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over many correspondences from jail, Chris outlines a Judgement Day, where the following three events are supposed to occur:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Continuation of the Dimensional Merge.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Collective Shift, where all of the &amp;quot;good and neutrals&amp;quot; in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Second Coming, where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Needs Updating|[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[Jail Saga|jail]] for an extended period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion|godhood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest and most persistent attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's was set to begin on 18 November 2018,&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealing it to be a [[troll]] fabrication. &lt;br /&gt;
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. Naturally, that deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent.when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, &amp;quot;we discouraged the idea at first&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris proclaimed that the Merge was on when as the police [[Jail Saga|arrested him]] in August 2021 – the ensuing time period was dubbed the [[Post-Merge Era]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg|thumb|left|170px|''Help me Mama!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===2018===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2019===&lt;br /&gt;
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===2020===&lt;br /&gt;
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===2021===&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|500px|A chant declaring that the merge will happen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasize more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Merge as it's happening===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has written in a [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May 2022]] letter directed towards Kenneth Englehardt, telling him that he believed that the Dimensional Merge has already happened, and as a result all of the people he's deemed as &amp;quot;toxic&amp;quot; has suddenly evaporated.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Merge Era==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicized message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judgement Day, the Second Coming, and the Collective Shift===&lt;br /&gt;
As he was being arrested, Chris noted that, in his mind, the Merge was almost complete as he denied the reality setting in that he'd be thrown into the brig for a very long time. Some anticipated that with enough time away from the internet, and left purely to his own devices, Chris might come to realize the truth. However, instead of being a wake-up call, Chris's reignited interest in the Bible instead caused him to retreat even further into his fantasies, believing himself to be Jesus Christ reincarnated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over many correspondences from jail, Chris outlines a Judgement Day, where the following three events are supposed to occur:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Continuation of the Dimensional Merge.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Collective Shift, where all of the &amp;quot;good and neutrals&amp;quot; in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Second Coming, where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Needs Updating|[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[Jail Saga|jail]] for an extended period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion|godhood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest and most persistent attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's was set to begin on 18 November 2018,&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealing it to be a [[troll]] fabrication. &lt;br /&gt;
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of the year. Naturally, that deadline–and several others–passed without incident, but Chris has remained persistent.when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, &amp;quot;we discouraged the idea at first&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris proclaimed that the Merge was on when as the police [[Jail Saga|arrested him]] in August 2021 – the ensuing time period was dubbed the [[Post-Merge Era]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg|thumb|left|170px|''Help me Mama!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|500px|A chant declaring that the merge will happen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasize more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Merge as it's happening===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has written in a [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May 2022]] letter directed towards Kenneth Englehardt, telling him that he believed that the Dimensional Merge has already happened, and as a result all of the people he's deemed as &amp;quot;toxic&amp;quot; has suddenly evaporated.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Merge Era==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicized message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judgement Day, the Second Coming, and the Collective Shift===&lt;br /&gt;
As he was being arrested, Chris noted that, in his mind, the Merge was almost complete as he denied the reality setting in that he'd be thrown into the brig for a very long time. Some anticipated that with enough time away from the internet, and left purely to his own devices, Chris might come to realize the truth. However, instead of being a wake-up call, Chris's reignited interest in the Bible instead caused him to retreat even further into his fantasies, believing himself to be Jesus Christ reincarnated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over many correspondences from jail, Chris outlines a Judgement Day, where the following three events are supposed to occur:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Continuation of the Dimensional Merge.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Collective Shift, where all of the &amp;quot;good and neutrals&amp;quot; in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Second Coming, where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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		<title>Dimensional Merge</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Needs Updating|[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[Jail Saga|jail]] for an extended period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion|godhood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Merge is Chris’s latest and most persistent attempt at avoiding his self-inflicted real-life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication. &lt;br /&gt;
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, &amp;quot;we discouraged the idea at first&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris proclaimed that the Merge was on when as the police [[Jail Saga|arrested him]] in August 2021 – the ensuing time period was dubbed the [[Post-Merge Era]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg|thumb|left|170px|''Help me Mama!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|500px|A chant declaring that the merge will happen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasize more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Merge as it's happening===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has written in a [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May 2022]] letter directed towards Kenneth Englehardt, telling him that he believed that the Dimensional Merge has already happened, and as a result all of the people he's deemed as &amp;quot;toxic&amp;quot; has suddenly evaporated.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Merge Era==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicized message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judgement Day, the Second Coming, and the Collective Shift===&lt;br /&gt;
As he was being arrested, Chris noted that, in his mind, the Merge was almost complete as he denied the reality setting in that he'd be thrown into the brig for a very long time. Some anticipated that with enough time away from the internet, and left purely to his own devices, Chris might come to realize the truth. However, instead of being a wake-up call, Chris's reignited interest in the Bible instead caused him to retreat even further into his fantasies, believing himself to be Jesus Christ reincarnated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over many correspondences from jail, Chris outlines a Judgement Day, where the following three events are supposed to occur:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Continuation of the Dimensional Merge.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Collective Shift, where all of the &amp;quot;good and neutrals&amp;quot; in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Second Coming, where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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		<title>Dimensional Merge</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Needs Updating|[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[Jail Saga|jail]] for an extended period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion|godhood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Merge is Chris’s latest and most persistent attempt at avoiding his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication. &lt;br /&gt;
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, &amp;quot;we discouraged the idea at first&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris proclaimed that the Merge was on when as the police [[Jail Saga|arrested him]] in August 2021 – the ensuing time period was dubbed the [[Post-Merge Era]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg|thumb|left|170px|''Help me Mama!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 2.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|500px|A chant declaring that the merge will happen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasize more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Merge as it's happening===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has written in a [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May 2022]] letter directed towards Kenneth Englehardt, telling him that he believed that the Dimensional Merge has already happened, and as a result all of the people he's deemed as &amp;quot;toxic&amp;quot; has suddenly evaporated.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Merge Era==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicized message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judgement Day, the Second Coming, and the Collective Shift===&lt;br /&gt;
As he was being arrested, Chris noted that, in his mind, the Merge was almost complete as he denied the reality setting in that he'd be thrown into the brig for a very long time. Some anticipated that with enough time away from the internet, and left purely to his own devices, Chris might come to realize the truth. However, instead of being a wake-up call, Chris's reignited interest in the Bible instead caused him to retreat even further into his fantasies, believing himself to be Jesus Christ reincarnated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over many correspondences from jail, Chris outlines a Judgement Day, where the following three events are supposed to occur:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Continuation of the Dimensional Merge.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Collective Shift, where all of the &amp;quot;good and neutrals&amp;quot; in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Second Coming, where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2019 social media posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[Jail Saga|jail]] for an extended period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Dimensional Merge''' (or the[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan| Dimensional merger]] if you're an [[Jacob Sockness| even bigger idiot]]) is a supposed apocalyptic event in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes that &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]&amp;quot; (read: the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]], and in which Chris, being the designated liaison of the event, will ascend unto [[Chris and religion|godhood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, the Merge is just an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for Chris. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest and most persistent attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication. &lt;br /&gt;
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, &amp;quot;we discouraged the idea at first&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris proclaimed that the Merge was on when as the police [[Jail Saga|arrested him]] in August 2021 – the ensuing time period was dubbed the [[Post-Merge Era]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.&lt;br /&gt;
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From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &amp;quot;Magi-Chan&amp;quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the &amp;quot;dimension number&amp;quot; of &amp;quot;this Earth&amp;quot;. McGuire responded with &amp;quot;Earth 1218&amp;quot;, and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses &amp;quot;1218&amp;quot; to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 October, Chris tweeted:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He followed up on 23 October with:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Beliefs on the Merge==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SuitressSketch19.jpg|thumb|left|170px|''Help me Mama!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled &amp;quot;[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]&amp;quot; where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its &amp;quot;sister dimension&amp;quot; C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he &amp;quot;absorbed the spiral seal&amp;quot; from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun&amp;lt;ref name=mergebegins&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore. &lt;br /&gt;
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In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ &amp;quot;psychic headaches&amp;quot;] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ &amp;quot;lightning powers&amp;quot;] and that the &amp;quot;millions of volts&amp;quot; of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can &amp;quot;touch and feel&amp;quot;] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.fo/QKq44&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}&lt;br /&gt;
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to &amp;quot;red tape&amp;quot;, betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.&lt;br /&gt;
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He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still &amp;quot;Awake&amp;quot; to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the attached post from Lukas&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chris and health|health problems]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;quot;superpowers&amp;quot; that he got from it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued hope in the merge===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|500px|A chant declaring that the merge will happen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|The &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#DimensionMerge&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;=&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasize more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the &amp;quot;near-coming days&amp;quot; – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle. &lt;br /&gt;
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To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, &amp;quot;As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.&amp;quot; In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge &amp;quot;is on&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Merge as it's happening===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has written in a [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May 2022]] letter directed towards Kenneth Englehardt, telling him that he believed that the Dimensional Merge has already happened, and as a result all of the people he's deemed as &amp;quot;toxic&amp;quot; has suddenly evaporated.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Merge Era==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that &amp;quot;the merge is on&amp;quot; once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicized message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judgement Day, the Second Coming, and the Collective Shift===&lt;br /&gt;
As he was being arrested, Chris noted that, in his mind, the Merge was almost complete as he denied the reality setting in that he'd be thrown into the brig for a very long time. Some anticipated that with enough time away from the internet, and left purely to his own devices, Chris might come to realize the truth. However, instead of being a wake-up call, Chris's reignited interest in the Bible instead caused him to retreat even further into his fantasies, believing himself to be Jesus Christ reincarnated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over many correspondences from jail, Chris outlines a Judgement Day, where the following three events are supposed to occur:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Continuation of the Dimensional Merge.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Collective Shift, where all of the &amp;quot;good and neutrals&amp;quot; in the world will be sent to C-197, and the haters (referred to in ramblings as the Toxic Minority) will be left behind on a doomed world as the rapture occurs.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Second Coming, where Chris will descend from the Temple of Sonichu and personally carry out the collective shift, as well as rescue buildings and artifacts he happens to like. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Virginia_fan)#Chris's_Response]|Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and reality]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dimensions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about Chris's criminal offenses. For the Warrant in Debt civil offenses, see [[Debt]]. For Chris's personal views on legislation, see [[Chris and politics]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|...I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.|Chris describing a typical skirmish with authorities.&amp;lt;ref name=kick&amp;gt;[[28 October 2011#Email?]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines.|Chris on awaiting trial for his [[incest]] charge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed [[trolls|enemies]].&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2018, Chris has seven misdemeanors – three from [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with his car]], one from [[26 December 2014|macing the Yellow-Shirted Foe]], two from failing to acquire proper tags for [[Snoopy and Clover]] and one for trespassing after being banned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] – which resulted in him being placed on the [[Therapeutic Docket]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Virginia has a {{w|three-strikes law}} – which usually means that if someone is brought in a third time for a felony or misdemeanor, the sentence if found guilty is more severe than usual (in some states, the sentence is life in prison). The specifics of a three-strikes law vary by state, with some states having several such laws. Seeing as how Chris has never been sentenced to jail time despite several misdemeanors, he may not fall under the scope of the Virginia law. However, since the state law seems to say that third-time ''violent'' offenders will receive harsher sentencing (and Chris appears to have two – hitting Snyder and pepper-spraying), this could come into play if Chris is ever convicted of a third violent offense (which, it should be noted, he is currently not – he is being charged with incest, not rape).&lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically, in Chris's birth year of 1982, Virginia passed a law that would protect citizens from dangerous repeat offenders. Unfortunately, they could not protect Michael Snyder from being hit by a car, the Yellow-Shirted Foe from being pepper-sprayed, countless innocent women from being stalked and harassed, and Barbara Chandler being fucked by her own son.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Understanding==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the [[Jerkop|police]] came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1997405266&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun. 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming &amp;quot;NOOOOOOO!&amp;quot; loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;The Rise &amp;amp; Fall of My Heart&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit – while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[05142010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).&lt;br /&gt;
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The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as &amp;quot;Soliciting&amp;quot;, whereas the actual charge was &amp;quot;Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor – or at least accepting – of gun control legislation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of &amp;quot;self-defense&amp;quot;, which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and [[jerkop]] deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of incidents Chris has had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A#The end]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2004===&lt;br /&gt;
On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over several months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2005===&lt;br /&gt;
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and trespassing&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.&lt;br /&gt;
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5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Following Too Close&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple of times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]] – still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken and told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''&amp;quot;a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.&amp;quot;'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however, trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the same video, Chris also point-blank accused Mike of molesting his daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accuse others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run-in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]] or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, &amp;quot;a Jerkop and an accomplice&amp;quot;) approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seems to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he &amp;quot;found her on the backpage&amp;quot;, most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone shut down by the FBI that also solicited prostitutes – Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Before his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &amp;gt;8D]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2015===&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout most of 2015, Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October – a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined – No county dog tag 2&lt;br /&gt;
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his and [[Barbara]]'s dogs, [[Clover and Snoopy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2018===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|March 2018 trespass charge}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] threw a damned, Late Trespassing notice against me while I was there a few weeks ago. That is all; caught me in a trap like at the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]], except I didn't go to freaking jail, okay?|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/recKB&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DocketComplete.png|thumb|Charlottesville takes over the case for the Therapeutic Docket.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal Court.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris repeatedly signed his name as &amp;quot;[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]&amp;quot; on court documents, despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/aZ2DC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was represented by a public defender. After several continuances, the court decided to direct Chris to a court-diversion program, the [[Therapeutic Docket]], for nine months as an alternative to a jail sentence. The trespass case was transferred to Charlottesville's jurisdiction on 10 July to supervise the Docket check-ins, until Chris graduated from the Docket on 23 April 2019, resulting in the court dismissing his trespass charge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2019===&lt;br /&gt;
23 April saw the early end of Chris's [[Therapeutic Docket]] and the dismissal of his Trespassing after Forbidden charge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolled himself]] again on 5 August, when he absent-mindedly hit someone else's vehicle with [[Son-Chu]]. [[Jerkops|Police]] soon came to him and his mother about it; [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more involved with the situation at hand, while Chris soothed himself by kicking the police car several times before the police left. Fortunately for Chris, he was not penalized.&amp;lt;ref name=kick&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2021===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about [[Affair with Mother|his incestuous relationship with his mother]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his incest charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the darkest events in Christory happened in 2021, which might potentially spell the end of the tale of Chris-Chan as we know it.&lt;br /&gt;
A series of events so controversial and massive, that they caused this very wiki to crash due to the event persistently trending on [[Twitter]] (amusingly even overtaking the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Summer_Olympics Olympic Games] for a time), overrunning this site's servers with traffic alongside the ongoing DDOS attacks against [[Kiwi Farms]], of which this site shares a server.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 July 2021, audio leaked of Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], where he had casually admitted to repeatedly having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] since late June. Chris also indicated that Barb was confused, telling him to stop at times, raising the possibility of it being [[Chris and sex#Rape|non-consensual]], especially since some have speculated that Barb may be suffering from dementia. Bella played along for several minutes, pretending to approve of Chris's new habit so she could record more information. Meanwhile, another leak from [[Null]] (a confidant of Chris's) from around the same time indicated that Chris purchased a book about romancing the disabled, indicating that he was planning to have an affair with Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
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After hundreds of people contacted the police as a result of the leaks, authorities conducted a [[welfare check]] on Barb and issued an Emergency Protective Order on Chris on the following day, essentially a temporary restraining order that would last around a week, prohibiting access to Barbara and [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] until 5 August 2021. (Chris's neighbors took care of their pets after both Chandlers were taken from their home.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Made temporarily homeless by this turn of events, Chris decided to make matters even worse for himself by committing yet another crime; he stole $750 from Barbara's bank account to pay for hotel accommodations (and alleviate ''his negative bank balance'' at the time), which left him about $550 after the latter fact, before shelling out $384 for the hotel and wasting most of the remaining money on toys ([[Chris and Money|because ''of course'' he fucking did]]), leaving him with next to nothing yet again (around $1.38 according to Null). This crime, however, would land Chris in much hotter water than the many other times he stole from his parents: after discovering what Chris had done and being lied to about it during the confrontation, Null immediately cut ties and washed his hands of Chris, and proceeded to shut down the GoFundMe page intended to aid him on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] ([[List of places that have banned Chris|who banned him from entry after learning about the news]]), and refunding everyone involved. It should be noted that Chris had intended to use some of the funds to pay back his mother once they cleared, but, as stated before, he took the funds without permission and in violation of the Protective Order, which is, at the very least, a strong case for a theft charge to be laid on him later.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Patreon]], due to the scandal, also came under review, leaving many to speculate that it would most likely see deletion on top of his long-term [[Chris and negligence|neglect]] of the page and his subscribers. Sure enough, on 2 August 2021, his account was suspended, pending review - which remains until the creator logs back in. However, considering Chris' incarceration, it is unlikely he will be able to do so, ensuring that his account will permanently remain &amp;quot;under review&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his eventual arrest for the crimes he had committed, he may also lose his precious tugboat and the controversy has significantly reduced all donations from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], meaning that over the course of a weekend, Chris had single-handedly ruined all of his avenues of income, which will undoubtedly [[Financhu Crisis|spell disaster for his household]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest. &lt;br /&gt;
Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for and potentially ruining his life, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops|officers]] [[Homos|felt good]] before being taken away. He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which is likely why he believes that he can weasel his way out of this somehow.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of this writing, Chris is currently being held at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as further charges yet to be identified. He was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arraignment arraigned] on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys. The trial for 16 September was continued to 18 November, apparently for more time to evaluate Chris. During this time, he was held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail. Another continuance was then granted, with the next hearing taking place on 3 [[February 2022]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-18-2021-court-case-continued-into-the-new-year.105669/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another continuance was granted to 28 [[July 2022]], however, Chris was [[Jail Saga#transfer|transferred]] to [[Western State Hospital]] on the 28th [[February 2022]], making the future of the [[Jail Saga]] unclear. If it is discovered that Barb consented to Chris during the affair, she could be charged as a willing accomplice. However, if she did not consent (heavily speculated to be the case due to Barb's old age), Chris' incest charge could have a higher chance of becoming a felony, in addition to an added Rape charge, leading to a potential life sentence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's parents and the law==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem:&lt;br /&gt;
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* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bob]] claims that a man in [[Richmond]] by the name of Jamie Dunn tried to get him thrown in jail circa [[1999]] for unknown reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A#The End]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This may be part of the reason the Chandlers decided to move back to [[Ruckersville]] in [[2000]].&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was &amp;quot;not illegal&amp;quot;. This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, &amp;quot;it's a business place,&amp;quot; which has no bearing on private property laws.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also felony assault on a police officer, an extremely foolish crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped elicit her some clemency.&lt;br /&gt;
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.&lt;br /&gt;
*On 2 [[August 2021]], Chris was charged with incest with Barb. He was not charged with rape, meaning that Barb may have consented to the acts or simply did not want to pursue rape charges against her own son.&lt;br /&gt;
*On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic – the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence, including a &amp;quot;Kick in the Teeth&amp;quot;, which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&amp;amp;A videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted to be made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way, he would have received no response.&lt;br /&gt;
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This attitude is also reflected in his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|&amp;quot;Framed Hand-Drawn Apology&amp;quot;]] on her doorstep out of the blue.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he wasn't liable for it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 26]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the &amp;quot;Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing,&amp;quot; starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In CWCville==&lt;br /&gt;
During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is &amp;quot;mayor&amp;quot; (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Rosechus often congregate to &amp;quot;protest&amp;quot; for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w|Ecuador|foreign}} {{w|Zimbabwe|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of &amp;quot;laws&amp;quot;, the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated &amp;quot;[[dating education|Dating Education]]&amp;quot; classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to &amp;quot;stay straight&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] seems to reveal that there are three sets of &amp;quot;other&amp;quot; protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a &amp;quot;Police Force&amp;quot;, and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor (&amp;quot;there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections&amp;quot;) and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then &amp;quot;tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris may be able to murder without being reprimanded, but of course, this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable &amp;quot;psychic evidence&amp;quot; extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as &amp;quot;profanity to the max&amp;quot; that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a benchmarked &amp;quot;PLAINTIF&amp;quot; [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process but is further proof that Chris considers &amp;quot;slanderous mockeries&amp;quot; and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial, civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.&lt;br /&gt;
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Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) creator god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Debt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Manajerks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Parody]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Therapeutic Docket]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''April''' is the fourth month of '''[[2022]]'''. Chris was moved from Central Virginia Regional Jail at the end of February; his current location is unknown but it may be a hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable events ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 April''' - The third episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars and [[Copitz]] at [[14BC]] in [[December 2019]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''15 to 17 April''' - [[BABSCon]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention, will finally take place after several pandemic-induced delays. Chris had wanted to attend, but he will ultimately [[Jail Saga|miss out]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable events ==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 April''' - The third episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars and [[Copitz]] at [[14BC]] in [[December 2019]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''15 to 17 April''' - [[BABSCon]], an unofficial [[My Little Pony]] convention, will finally  take place after several delays on account of COVID-19. Chris had wanted to attend, but he will ultimately [[Jail Saga|miss out]].&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Autism</title>
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] &amp;quot;conquering&amp;quot; autism (and &amp;quot;ATScI3&amp;quot;) by confusing windmills with watermills.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris at war with autism (or &amp;quot;ATSIMU&amp;quot;) in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|200px|He plays this card a lot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Autism''' is the lens through which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] experiences the world. It is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[Chris and stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Examples of Chris's Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]], and [[Chris and reality|poor grasp on reality]] without understanding his relationship with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedia:Autism|Autism]] is a neurological condition and developmental disorder that is characterized by difficulty in communication and social interactions, issues that usually surface in childhood and carry on throughout life if not treated early on. The disorder represents a spectrum of different symptoms and behaviors; while some are low-functioning and can be mistaken for [[Slow-in-the-minds|those that are mentally challenged]], a greater percentage of people with autism are on the high-functioning side, a label that's usually associated with autistic people who are gifted with [[Honor roll|above-average intelligence]]. The autism spectrum covers a number of related diagnoses, including [[Asperger's syndrome]], [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|which Chris resents]]. Due to his status as an internet celebrity and lolcow, it goes without saying that Chris has a very unusual case autism, and is since he is arguably the most documented autistic person in modern history, he affects public perceptions of the disorder on the internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has built much of his identity around his high-functioning autism. His terror of being associated with severely autistic people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. The angst he has over his unsatisfactory graduation is made manifest in [[Sonichu (comic)|his webcomic]] as [[Count Graduon|one of the work's key villains]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of literally every other person in the world who has autism (which, while not ''totally'' wrong, is a gross oversimplification of the disorder). Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong mere minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_out_of_college|decisions]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's symptoms==&lt;br /&gt;
{{protip|Do not use Chris to bash all autistic people, and do not complain about how he gives autism a bad name. He is one person on the autism ''spectrum''. This article mostly deals with Chris's autism.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 2004 [[Autism papers|psychiatric evaluation]] confirms that Chris has ''autistic disorder''. Though his original childhood diagnosis papers are [[Destruction of Chris's House|presumably lost forever]], Chris was diagnosed by actual specialists, not armchair psychologists.&lt;br /&gt;
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Nevertheless, many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with that of various other autistics. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general, these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what most autistics are like. They are well-aware that the condition is a spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.&lt;br /&gt;
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A layman might come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic, guy with a few &amp;quot;eccentricities&amp;quot; and personality flaws, or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris is completely [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]] or full-blown schizophrenic. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of genuine autism, [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]], and other [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental impairments]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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His symptoms are listed below, coded to match [https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html the official DSM-5 diagnosis:]&lt;br /&gt;
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===A: Deficits in communication and social interaction===&lt;br /&gt;
====1: Social-emotional reciprocity====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris struggles with social-emotional reciprocity, the two-way understanding required for successful social interaction.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Trolls manipulated Chris into driving all the way to Ohio to save a fake girlfriend. Not understanding when others are lying or manipulating is a sign of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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=====Understanding others' intentions=====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has difficulty gauging others' thoughts, feelings, ideas, and intentions. He doesn't always understand that these might be different than his own, or how to predict these behaviors.  In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, &amp;quot;it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact&amp;quot; as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is extremely gullible. While autistics can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: &amp;quot;even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]&amp;quot; (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris shows very little [[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|empathy]] and [[Chris and kindness|concern for others]]. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was &amp;quot;find yourself a girlfriend.&amp;quot; He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an &amp;quot;innocent victim of misunderstanding&amp;quot;—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris does attempt empathy, it's only when he already sees himself in the person, no matter how big the stretch is. This habit shows up in Chris's justifications for his votes. He voted for [[Obama]] because he was a victim of discrimination – equating Obama's struggle with racism to his own struggle with autistic persecution. He mainly voted for [[Hillary Clinton]] because she was a woman – which Chris has identified as since 2014. He never looked at either candidate's platforms or voted based on actual issues, just based on who he can &amp;quot;see&amp;quot; himself in.&lt;br /&gt;
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=====Social awareness and boundaries=====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris holding sign.jpg|thumb|right|The [[attraction sign]] in action. Struggling with social norms and approaching people is a sign of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris struggles with social approach. He believed that holding up a literal [[sign]] with his requirements for an eligible sweetheart was a socially acceptable way to meet people. He would [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|pace around]] public places aimlessly, and he has difficulty initiating conversations. He sometimes starts off the convo with botched attempts at pickup lines, and [[random-access humor]]. Nowadays, much of his social approach takes the form of meet-and-greet photo ops at [[conventions]], though he still screws it up. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't understand the concept of boundaries, whether physical or verbal. He kissed people he met seconds ago at [[TooManyGames]]. He was quite handsy with [[Megan]] and [[Emily]], and he buried his face in [[Catherine]]'s breasts. He regularly refers to his [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] by their first name, sometimes even by [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|pet names]] they don't even use. He doesn't seem to understand that different relationships call for different sets of social norms.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social dysfunction. Without provocation, he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]], his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], his autism itself, and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He mostly takes interest in himself while talking, only occasionally taking interest in his conversational partner.&lt;br /&gt;
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All of the above could be explained by Chris's lack of social awareness. One notable instance of this, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|black]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====2: Nonverbal communication====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Demonstrating poor eye contact.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a &amp;quot;[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]&amp;quot; (though [[Barb]] displays a similar stare). When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. Also, notice his inconsistent eye contact in his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]] news interview. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural. His incompetency with emotional display extends to his [[art]] and comics as well. He has a hard time displaying emotion on his characters' faces, and has even added emoticons :) to the speech bubbles to make up for his lack of ability to communicate through his art and writing alone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year-old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour. He didn't realize that [[Emily]] and [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] were the same person, even though their voices and laughs were obviously identical. Chris is inconsistent with his self-portraits and drawings of other people, relying more on color schemes and cosmetics (hair, clothing choices, etc.) than on facial features to distinguish them apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0485-CWC18th16.jpg|thumb|left|Chris has had very little social interaction since high school. This is one of the few pictures of him with his [[gal pals]], and it only shows him from behind.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====3: Interpersonal relationships====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's social dysfunction has caused him trouble with developing and maintaining relationships – platonic or romantic. Many non-autistics have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's earliest friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], was more of a bully than a friend; she locked him in the crawlspace of her house. His high school [[Gal-Pals]] were &amp;quot;hired help&amp;quot;: Bob and the principal arranged a deal where they were paid to hang out with Chris. He rarely hung out with them outside school hours, except on his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] and at [[prom]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has had very few friends as an adult. He loses friends regularly, manages to get [[banned]] from his favorite hangouts, and has no contact with any of his beloved high school Gal-Pals. He did have a circle of [[Pokémon League friends|adult friends who played Pokémon with him]], but he lost contact with them once he switched his focus to [[imaginary friends]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite this, Chris's social life was robust in comparison with his love life. Chris is in his late thirties, and he hasn't had a serious romantic relationship or any consensual contact with the opposite sex (aside from a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]]), or [[bisexual|same sex]] for that matter. His foray into [[Dating profiles|online dating]] was a failure, and every one of his [[sweethearts]] was either [[Megan|just a friend]] or a troll. He viewed his desperate search as a [[Love Quest]] – a saga that began on his 21st birthday, and only ended when he got into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his OCs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is also estranged from his family outside his parents. Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] has blocked him on social media. He has little contact with his other half brother [[David Alan Chandler|David]], and knows even less of his half-sister [[Carol Chandler|Carol]].&lt;br /&gt;
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As with many autistics, Chris does manage to have good relationships with animals, whether [[Patti|real]] or [[Sonichu (species)|fake]]. Animals are more direct and don't have as complex of social rituals as humans. Animals also serve as a &amp;quot;social lubricant&amp;quot; for people on the spectrum. Anyone who knows anything about Temple Grandin can back this up.&lt;br /&gt;
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===B: Chris's restricted and repetitive behaviors===&lt;br /&gt;
To receive an autism diagnosis, the DSM-5 requires restricted and repetitive behaviors [https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html in at least two of the following four categories.] Chris meets all of them; examples are given below:&lt;br /&gt;
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====1: Movements and speech====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|Chris refers to the [[Xbox]] as the &amp;quot;HEXbox&amp;quot;, showing both his [[brand loyalty]] and vocabulary of made-up words.|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris often exhibits echolalia, which means he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|&amp;quot;humor&amp;quot;]]. He tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. He uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Autism is also linked to [[speech impediment]]s. Chris has trouble with articulation, and often slurs words together like &amp;quot;[[ED|Essaikapeeia Dramakka Payzh]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Chris|Krishnwessonchanler]]&amp;quot;. He frequently stutters, clutters his words, and speaks in a higher-pitched register.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's unusual [[mannerisms]] are another sign. He rocks back and forth (dubbed &amp;quot;The Autistic Shuffle&amp;quot;), especially when [[stress]]ed.  He uses the same gestures repeatedly, such as his [[stress sigh]], [[The Claw of Fail]], and the infamous [[Dramatic Glasses Removal]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Please,_Donate_(720p).mp400001.png|thumb|left|250px|Chris has spent the majority of his adult life in his bedroom.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====2: Insistence on sameness====&lt;br /&gt;
One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life]], has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women]], and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old lifestyle of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self-improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie]], Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the &amp;quot;Hurtful Truth Level&amp;quot;; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some autistic people follow rules so strictly that it's bordering OCD. Chris however, has the opposite problem. He lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with a very inconsistent plot, wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Autistics generally have &amp;quot;special interests.&amp;quot; They can be anything from elevators to astrophysics, or in Chris's case, Sonic the Hedgehog.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====3: Fixations and special interests====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, cartoons, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistics have difficulty maintaining relationships with people, they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. &amp;quot;5 mies[sic] from the city&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; instead of &amp;quot;outside the city&amp;quot;), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays and middle names that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to &amp;quot;[[pedofork|age up]]&amp;quot; the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's fixations also manifest as [[brand loyalty]]. Chris has been loyal to Nintendo, Sega and Sony, to the exclusion of [[HEXbox|Microsoft]]. He's loyal to [[McDonald's]] and dislikes [[Burger King]]. He felt that [[Harry Potter]] was a threat to [[Pokemon]]. His brand loyalty went beyond simple preferences and extended to actual obsessions and hatreds. He'd hype up [[Axe]] and [[Walmart]] in videos. He'd blindly trust advertisements and even include ads of his own in his comics. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[transgender]] identity is yet another fixation. According to psychologist Ken Zucker, trans folks are more likely to be autistic than the general population.  The link is caused by, among other traits, autistics' tendency to fixate on issues (in this case, gender).  Many autistic males (including Chris) also have qualities that can be considered &amp;quot;girly&amp;quot;, such as passiveness.  Since they have less social awareness, they may behave in ways that can be considered atypical for either sex and display less regard for gender roles.  Chris and many other autistics perceive their quirks as being &amp;quot;female in a male body&amp;quot; or vice versa, and assume that they will fit in better as their desired sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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His fixation showed itself strongly when Sega changed [[Sonic]]'s arms from tan to [[Sonic Boom protests|blue]]. Chris launched a crusade that ended with him [[26 December 2014|macing an innocent GameStop employee]]; a criminal offense launched entirely by a minor change to a fictional character who happens to be Chris's icon.&lt;br /&gt;
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====4: Sensory processing====&lt;br /&gt;
Autism affects how the brain interprets the senses. Chris is often either hypo- or hypersensitive to sensory stimulation. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that &amp;quot;[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a &amp;quot;Wilson&amp;quot; wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sensory dysfunction isn't limited to the five external senses – it extends to internal, &amp;quot;hidden senses&amp;quot; such as balance, body position, [[Obesity|hunger]], thirst, [[biological clock|time]], [[pickles|gag reflex]], and internal body pressure (such as when one has to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the facilities]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Severity of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|rae12, Cracked.com&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing average or above-average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his &amp;quot;medium&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;low&amp;quot; level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCBitchesDunno.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris will be quick to tell you about it, though.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Trolls]] have often noted that the &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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The newer [[Wikipedia:DSM-5|DSM-5]] ''does'' distinguish different levels of severity based on the amount of support needed, but the new term is &amp;quot;Autism Spectrum Disorder [[Vidya|Level 1]]&amp;quot;, not &amp;quot;High-Functioning Autism&amp;quot;. Additionally, the autism community detests functioning labels since they oversimplify the spectrum as a one-dimensional scale. When describing whether or not someone can speak, the community prefers &amp;quot;verbal&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;nonverbal&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;high/low functioning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them &amp;quot;WINDOWS TO HELL&amp;quot; and compared them to &amp;quot;zombies&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The irony of his resentment toward &amp;quot;low-functioning&amp;quot; autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soils his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write and draw, [[Speech impediment|even if]] [[Chris and art|he's not]] [[Son-Chu#Distracted driving|the best]] [[Chris and writing|at these things]]. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as Temple Grandin and [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]], amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life – hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are, for the most part (this is further elaborated on below), his own fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, &amp;quot;[[Chris and religion|God]] put the mute button on me&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development, even a random babysitter. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally &amp;quot;injected&amp;quot; with autism by doctors when he was a child as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is also worth noting that [[Bob]] was an engineer, and studies have found higher autism rates among children of engineers (and other technical occupations).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4093805/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as &amp;quot;autistic&amp;quot;, although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was &amp;quot;around age five or six&amp;quot;. However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than &amp;quot;five or six&amp;quot;.) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the &amp;quot;evil babysitter&amp;quot; incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot;, but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. &lt;br /&gt;
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In his &amp;quot;Song of Christian&amp;quot; video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven – that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of &amp;quot;therapy&amp;quot; had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he threw a temper tantrum so big it forced the faculty to physically restrain him while refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris frequently brings up that the reason people used to [[Kick the Autistic|be cruel to him]] in his childhood was because &amp;quot;they did not understand Autism&amp;quot;. In the [[1980s]]. When autism had been known for around 40 years. When asked about why they did not understand, Chris delivers his canned response of &amp;quot;I do not know&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is [[Chris and hypocrisy|perfectly justified]], but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in &amp;quot;everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|Missing White Woman Syndrome]]&amp;quot;, and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with &amp;quot;proper&amp;quot; autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's misconceptions about autism==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) [[Chris and his Ego|he's a brave little boy for living with it]]. His song &amp;quot;[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&amp;quot; sums up his attitudes about the disorder:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's &amp;quot;[[Love Quest]]&amp;quot; and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert. His tone-deafness for singing is fairly unusual for an autistic individual as well – autistic people tend to have stronger pitch perception, and they are more likely to have perfect pitch than the general population. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have &amp;quot;Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People&amp;quot;,]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 23]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's failure to understand the symptoms of autism may well explain some of his odd behaviors. Due to lack of social activity and poor theory of mind, Chris doesn't seem to realize that his behaviors are what they are, as best demonstrated by his belief that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it is normal for an adult to shit themselves]]. Chris does not recognize the differences between himself and others, and this applies to the differences between himself and neurotypicals - and, seeing no differences, he believes his autism to have been thoroughly conquered, even while embodying every single trait of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on the causes of autism===&lt;br /&gt;
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that &amp;quot;scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic&amp;quot;, and that the babysitter incident merely &amp;quot;brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot &amp;quot;the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth&amp;quot;, apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Some Favored Comedians|video]] in 2010 Chris said the Internet made people autistic, likely confusing the hyperbolic claim often made jokingly to that effect with fact. Ironically Chris's excessive use of the Internet in place of human interaction has probably done more to exacerbate his symptoms than almost anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. In fact, Asperger syndrome was eliminated and replaced with &amp;quot;autism spectrum disorder, level 1&amp;quot; in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and &amp;quot;high-functioning autism&amp;quot; one and the same.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to &amp;quot;ass burger&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;ass booger&amp;quot; for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself &amp;quot;close-minded&amp;quot; on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on Neurotypicality===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also has little understanding of the concept of neurotypicality, the state of lacking any kind of autistic traits. Some people on the autism spectrum, especially those with [[Aspergers]], are deemed to be of above-average intelligence or possess a special talent in another field like music or art. Chris has taken that to mean that he himself must also be in that same group of autistics, where he is much smarter than the average person. This is especially prevalent during the Dimensional Merge era, where he refers to non-believers as &amp;quot;neurotypically hindered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on autism education==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied &amp;quot;...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.&amp;quot; Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how &amp;quot;to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's&amp;quot;]], Chris's only response was, &amp;quot;My advice is to Mainstream the child.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem and doing nothing to help it) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Autism cured?==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's &amp;quot;homo vaccine.&amp;quot; Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over what?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over your autism?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yes&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; anyway, what is it that you want to do?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you serious?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Autism is not influenza&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't 'get over it'&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic ''recovered''&amp;quot;. A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was &amp;quot;suffering&amp;quot; from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that &amp;quot;''I still am for real.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In June of 2016, he [[Announcement_06292016#Video_2|claimed to have cured his autism]] using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]].  He stated that the track made him think clearer and [[Chris and socialization|interact better with others]]. However, he has shown no improvement in the quality of his recent videos, and he would continue to make autism-related content in the future.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other autistics==&lt;br /&gt;
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Listening to Chris go on about &amp;quot;us TRUE and HONEST autistics,&amp;quot; you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics &amp;quot;windows into hell&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; autistics (ironically, many feel this way about Chris).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can, therefore, be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are. &lt;br /&gt;
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For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, with some even going as far as [[A-Logging|wishing he'd fuck off and die]] and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was &amp;quot;Paranoia Fuel;&amp;quot; that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. [[Chris and hypocrisy|For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the &amp;quot;window into hell&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021308/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a &amp;quot;hate site&amp;quot;. Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Autism Wiki] called Chris an enemy of the Autism Community until the article was removed on 4 March 2019. &lt;br /&gt;
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Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asperger syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism Tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and psychology]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kick the Autistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stress]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Christian Chandler on the Autism Wiki]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] &amp;quot;conquering&amp;quot; autism (and &amp;quot;ATScI3&amp;quot;) by confusing windmills with watermills.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris at war with autism (or &amp;quot;ATSIMU&amp;quot;) in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|200px|He plays this card a lot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Autism''' is the lens through which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] experiences the world. It is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[Chris and stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Examples of Chris's Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]], and [[Chris and reality|poor grasp on reality]] without understanding his relationship with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wikipedia:Autism|Autism]] is a neurological condition and developmental disorder that is characterized by difficulty in communication and social interactions, issues that usually surface in childhood and carry on throughout life if not treated early on. The disorder represents a spectrum of different symptoms and behaviors; while some are low-functioning and can be mistaken for [[Slow-in-the-minds|those that are mentally challenged]], a greater percentage of people with autism are on the high-functioning side, a label that's usually associated with autistic people who are gifted with [[Honor roll|above-average intelligence]]. The autism spectrum covers a number of related diagnoses, including [[Asperger's syndrome]], [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|which Chris resents]]. Due to his status as an internet celebrity and lolcow, it goes without saying that Chris has a very unusual case autism, and is since he is arguably the most documented autistic person in modern history, he affects public perceptions of the disorder on the internet.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has built much of his identity around his high-functioning autism. His terror of being associated with severely autistic people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. The angst he has over his unsatisfactory graduation is made manifest in [[Sonichu (comic)|his webcomic]] as [[Count Graduon|one of the work's key villains]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of literally every other person in the world who has autism (which, while not ''totally'' wrong, is a gross oversimplification of the disorder). Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong mere minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_out_of_college|decisions]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview of Chris's symptoms==&lt;br /&gt;
{{protip|Do not use Chris to bash all autistic people, and do not complain about how he gives autism a bad name. He is one person on the autism ''spectrum''. This article mostly deals with Chris's autism.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 2004 [[Autism papers|psychiatric evaluation]] confirms that Chris has ''autistic disorder''. Though his original childhood diagnosis papers are [[Destruction of Chris's House|presumably lost forever]], Chris was diagnosed by actual specialists, not armchair psychologists.&lt;br /&gt;
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Nevertheless, many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with that of various other autistics. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general, these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what most autistics are like. They are well-aware that the condition is a spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.&lt;br /&gt;
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A layman might come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic, guy with a few &amp;quot;eccentricities&amp;quot; and personality flaws, or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris is completely [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]] or full-blown schizophrenic. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of genuine autism, [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]], and other [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental impairments]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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His signs are listed in the following two sections, coded to match [https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html the official DSM-5 diagnosis:]&lt;br /&gt;
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==A: Deficits in communication and social interaction==&lt;br /&gt;
===1: Social-emotional reciprocity===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris struggles with social-emotional reciprocity, the two-way understanding required for successful social interaction.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Trolls manipulated Chris into driving all the way to Ohio to save a fake girlfriend. Not understanding when others are lying or manipulating is a sign of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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====Understanding others' intentions====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has difficulty gauging others' thoughts, feelings, ideas, and intentions. He doesn't always understand that these might be different than his own, or how to predict these behaviors.  In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, &amp;quot;it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact&amp;quot; as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is extremely gullible. While autistics can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: &amp;quot;even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]&amp;quot; (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Empathy and sympathy====&lt;br /&gt;
Chris shows very little [[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|empathy]] and [[Chris and kindness|concern for others]]. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was &amp;quot;find yourself a girlfriend.&amp;quot; He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an &amp;quot;innocent victim of misunderstanding&amp;quot;—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris does attempt empathy, it's only when he already sees himself in the person, no matter how big the stretch is. This habit shows up in Chris's justifications for his votes. He voted for [[Obama]] because he was a victim of discrimination – equating Obama's struggle with racism to his own struggle with autistic persecution. He mainly voted for [[Hillary Clinton]] because she was a woman – which Chris has identified as since 2014. He never looked at either candidate's platforms or voted based on actual issues, just based on who he can &amp;quot;see&amp;quot; himself in.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Social awareness and boundaries====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris holding sign.jpg|thumb|right|The [[attraction sign]] in action. Struggling with social norms and approaching people is a sign of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris struggles with social approach. He believed that holding up a literal [[sign]] with his requirements for an eligible sweetheart was a socially acceptable way to meet people. He would [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|pace around]] public places aimlessly, and he has difficulty initiating conversations. He sometimes starts off the convo with botched attempts at pickup lines, and [[random-access humor]]. Nowadays, much of his social approach takes the form of meet-and-greet photo ops at [[conventions]], though he still screws it up. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris doesn't understand the concept of boundaries, whether physical or verbal. He kissed people he met seconds ago at [[TooManyGames]]. He was quite handsy with [[Megan]] and [[Emily]], and he buried his face in [[Catherine]]'s breasts. He regularly refers to his [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] by their first name, sometimes even by [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|pet names]] they don't even use. He doesn't seem to understand that different relationships call for different sets of social norms.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social dysfunction. Without provocation, he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]], his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], his autism itself, and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He mostly takes interest in himself while talking, only occasionally taking interest in his conversational partner.&lt;br /&gt;
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All of the above could be explained by Chris's lack of social awareness. One notable instance of this, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|black]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2: Nonverbal communication===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Demonstrating poor eye contact.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a &amp;quot;[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]&amp;quot; (though [[Barb]] displays a similar stare). When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. Also, notice his inconsistent eye contact in his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]] news interview. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural. His incompetency with emotional display extends to his [[art]] and comics as well. He has a hard time displaying emotion on his characters' faces, and has even added emoticons :) to the speech bubbles to make up for his lack of ability to communicate through his art and writing alone.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year-old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour. He didn't realize that [[Emily]] and [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] were the same person, even though their voices and laughs were obviously identical. Chris is inconsistent with his self-portraits and drawings of other people, relying more on color schemes and cosmetics (hair, clothing choices, etc.) than on facial features to distinguish them apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0485-CWC18th16.jpg|thumb|left|Chris has had very little social interaction since high school. This is one of the few pictures of him with his [[gal pals]], and it only shows him from behind.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===3: Interpersonal relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's social dysfunction has caused him trouble with developing and maintaining relationships – platonic or romantic. Many non-autistics have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's earliest friend, [[Sarah Hammer]], was more of a bully than a friend; she locked him in the crawlspace of her house. His high school [[Gal-Pals]] were &amp;quot;hired help&amp;quot;: Bob and the principal arranged a deal where they were paid to hang out with Chris. He rarely hung out with them outside school hours, except on his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] and at [[prom]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has had very few friends as an adult. He loses friends regularly, manages to get [[banned]] from his favorite hangouts, and has no contact with any of his beloved high school Gal-Pals. He did have a circle of [[Pokémon League friends|adult friends who played Pokémon with him]], but he lost contact with them once he switched his focus to [[imaginary friends]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite this, Chris's social life was robust in comparison with his love life. Chris is in his late thirties, and he hasn't had a serious romantic relationship or any consensual contact with the opposite sex (aside from a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]]), or [[bisexual|same sex]] for that matter. His foray into [[Dating profiles|online dating]] was a failure, and every one of his [[sweethearts]] was either [[Megan|just a friend]] or a troll. He viewed his desperate search as a [[Love Quest]] – a saga that began on his 21st birthday, and only ended when he got into a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his OCs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is also estranged from his family outside his parents. Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] has blocked him on social media. He has little contact with his other half brother [[David Alan Chandler|David]], and knows even less of his half-sister [[Carol Chandler|Carol]].&lt;br /&gt;
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As with many autistics, Chris does manage to have good relationships with animals, whether [[Patti|real]] or [[Sonichu (species)|fake]]. Animals are more direct and don't have as complex of social rituals as humans. Animals also serve as a &amp;quot;social lubricant&amp;quot; for people on the spectrum. Anyone who knows anything about Temple Grandin can back this up.&lt;br /&gt;
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==B: Chris's restricted and repetitive behaviors==&lt;br /&gt;
To receive an autism diagnosis, the DSM-5 requires restricted and repetitive behaviors [https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/autism/hcp-dsm.html in at least two of the following four categories.] Chris meets all of them; examples are given below:&lt;br /&gt;
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===1: Movements and speech===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris often exhibits echolalia, which means he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|&amp;quot;humor&amp;quot;]]. He tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. He uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Autism is also linked to [[speech impediment]]s. Chris has trouble with articulation, and often slurs words together like &amp;quot;[[ED|Essaikapeeia Dramakka Payzh]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Chris|Krishnwessonchanler]]&amp;quot;. He frequently stutters, clutters his words, and speaks in a higher-pitched register.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's unusual [[mannerisms]] are another sign. He rocks back and forth (dubbed &amp;quot;The Autistic Shuffle&amp;quot;), especially when [[stress]]ed.  He uses the same gestures repeatedly, such as his [[stress sigh]], [[The Claw of Fail]], and the infamous [[Dramatic Glasses Removal]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Please,_Donate_(720p).mp400001.png|thumb|left|250px|Chris has spent the majority of his adult life in his bedroom.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===2: Insistence on sameness===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life]], has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women]], and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old lifestyle of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self-improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie]], Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the &amp;quot;Hurtful Truth Level&amp;quot;; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some autistic people follow rules so strictly that it's bordering OCD. Chris however, has the opposite problem. He lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with a very inconsistent plot, wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Autistics generally have &amp;quot;special interests.&amp;quot; They can be anything from elevators to astrophysics, or in Chris's case, Sonic the Hedgehog.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===3: Fixations and special interests===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, cartoons, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistics have difficulty maintaining relationships with people, they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. &amp;quot;5 mies[sic] from the city&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; instead of &amp;quot;outside the city&amp;quot;), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays and middle names that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to &amp;quot;[[pedofork|age up]]&amp;quot; the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's fixations also manifest as [[brand loyalty]]. Chris has been loyal to Nintendo, Sega and Sony, to the exclusion of [[HEXbox|Microsoft]]. He's loyal to [[McDonald's]] and dislikes [[Burger King]]. He felt that [[Harry Potter]] was a threat to [[Pokemon]]. His brand loyalty went beyond simple preferences and extended to actual obsessions and hatreds. He'd hype up [[Axe]] and [[Walmart]] in videos. He'd blindly trust advertisements and even include ads of his own in his comics. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[transgender]] identity is yet another fixation. According to psychologist Ken Zucker, trans folks are more likely to be autistic than the general population.  The link is caused by, among other traits, autistics' tendency to fixate on issues (in this case, gender).  Many autistic males (including Chris) also have qualities that can be considered &amp;quot;girly&amp;quot;, such as passiveness.  Since they have less social awareness, they may behave in ways that can be considered atypical for either sex and display less regard for gender roles.  Chris and many other autistics perceive their quirks as being &amp;quot;female in a male body&amp;quot; or vice versa, and assume that they will fit in better as their desired sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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His fixation showed itself strongly when Sega changed [[Sonic]]'s arms from tan to [[Sonic Boom protests|blue]]. Chris launched a crusade that ended with him [[26 December 2014|macing an innocent GameStop employee]]; a criminal offense launched entirely by a minor change to a fictional character who happens to be Chris's icon.&lt;br /&gt;
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===4: Sensory processing===&lt;br /&gt;
Autism affects how the brain interprets the senses. Chris is often either hypo- or hypersensitive to sensory stimulation. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that &amp;quot;[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a &amp;quot;Wilson&amp;quot; wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sensory dysfunction isn't limited to the five external senses – it extends to internal, &amp;quot;hidden senses&amp;quot; such as balance, body position, [[Obesity|hunger]], thirst, [[biological clock|time]], [[pickles|gag reflex]], and internal body pressure (such as when one has to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the facilities]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Severity of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|rae12, Cracked.com&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing average or above-average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his &amp;quot;medium&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;low&amp;quot; level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCBitchesDunno.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris will be quick to tell you about it, though.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Trolls]] have often noted that the &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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The newer [[Wikipedia:DSM-5|DSM-5]] ''does'' distinguish different levels of severity based on the amount of support needed, but the new term is &amp;quot;Autism Spectrum Disorder [[Vidya|Level 1]]&amp;quot;, not &amp;quot;High-Functioning Autism&amp;quot;. Additionally, the autism community detests functioning labels since they oversimplify the spectrum as a one-dimensional scale. When describing whether or not someone can speak, the community prefers &amp;quot;verbal&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;nonverbal&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;high/low functioning.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them &amp;quot;WINDOWS TO HELL&amp;quot; and compared them to &amp;quot;zombies&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The irony of his resentment toward &amp;quot;low-functioning&amp;quot; autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soils his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write and draw, [[Speech impediment|even if]] [[Chris and art|he's not]] [[Son-Chu#Distracted driving|the best]] [[Chris and writing|at these things]]. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as Temple Grandin and [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]], amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life – hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are, for the most part (this is further elaborated on below), his own fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, &amp;quot;[[Chris and religion|God]] put the mute button on me&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development, even a random babysitter. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally &amp;quot;injected&amp;quot; with autism by doctors when he was a child as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is also worth noting that [[Bob]] was an engineer, and studies have found higher autism rates among children of engineers (and other technical occupations).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4093805/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as &amp;quot;autistic&amp;quot;, although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was &amp;quot;around age five or six&amp;quot;. However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than &amp;quot;five or six&amp;quot;.) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the &amp;quot;evil babysitter&amp;quot; incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot;, but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. &lt;br /&gt;
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In his &amp;quot;Song of Christian&amp;quot; video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven – that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of &amp;quot;therapy&amp;quot; had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he threw a temper tantrum so big it forced the faculty to physically restrain him while refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris frequently brings up that the reason people used to [[Kick the Autistic|be cruel to him]] in his childhood was because &amp;quot;they did not understand Autism&amp;quot;. In the [[1980s]]. When autism had been known for around 40 years. When asked about why they did not understand, Chris delivers his canned response of &amp;quot;I do not know&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is [[Chris and hypocrisy|perfectly justified]], but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in &amp;quot;everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to &amp;quot;[[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|Missing White Woman Syndrome]]&amp;quot;, and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with &amp;quot;proper&amp;quot; autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's misconceptions about autism==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) [[Chris and his Ego|he's a brave little boy for living with it]]. His song &amp;quot;[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&amp;quot; sums up his attitudes about the disorder:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's &amp;quot;[[Love Quest]]&amp;quot; and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert. His tone-deafness for singing is fairly unusual for an autistic individual as well – autistic people tend to have stronger pitch perception, and they are more likely to have perfect pitch than the general population. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have &amp;quot;Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People&amp;quot;,]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 23]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's failure to understand the symptoms of autism may well explain some of his odd behaviors. Due to lack of social activity and poor theory of mind, Chris doesn't seem to realize that his behaviors are what they are, as best demonstrated by his belief that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it is normal for an adult to shit themselves]]. Chris does not recognize the differences between himself and others, and this applies to the differences between himself and neurotypicals - and, seeing no differences, he believes his autism to have been thoroughly conquered, even while embodying every single trait of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on the causes of autism===&lt;br /&gt;
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that &amp;quot;scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic&amp;quot;, and that the babysitter incident merely &amp;quot;brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot &amp;quot;the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth&amp;quot;, apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Some Favored Comedians|video]] in 2010 Chris said the Internet made people autistic, likely confusing the hyperbolic claim often made jokingly to that effect with fact. Ironically Chris's excessive use of the Internet in place of human interaction has probably done more to exacerbate his symptoms than almost anything else.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. In fact, Asperger syndrome was eliminated and replaced with &amp;quot;autism spectrum disorder, level 1&amp;quot; in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and &amp;quot;high-functioning autism&amp;quot; one and the same.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to &amp;quot;ass burger&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;ass booger&amp;quot; for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself &amp;quot;close-minded&amp;quot; on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on Neurotypicality===&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also has little understanding of the concept of neurotypicality, the state of lacking any kind of autistic traits. Some people on the autism spectrum, especially those with [[Aspergers]], are deemed to be of above-average intelligence or possess a special talent in another field like music or art. Chris has taken that to mean that he himself must also be in that same group of autistics, where he is much smarter than the average person. This is especially prevalent during the Dimensional Merge era, where he refers to non-believers as &amp;quot;neurotypically hindered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on autism education==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied &amp;quot;...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.&amp;quot; Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how &amp;quot;to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's&amp;quot;]], Chris's only response was, &amp;quot;My advice is to Mainstream the child.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem and doing nothing to help it) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Autism cured?==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's &amp;quot;homo vaccine.&amp;quot; Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over what?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over your autism?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yes&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; anyway, what is it that you want to do?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you serious?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Autism is not influenza&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't 'get over it'&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic ''recovered''&amp;quot;. A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was &amp;quot;suffering&amp;quot; from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that &amp;quot;''I still am for real.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In June of 2016, he [[Announcement_06292016#Video_2|claimed to have cured his autism]] using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]].  He stated that the track made him think clearer and [[Chris and socialization|interact better with others]]. However, he has shown no improvement in the quality of his recent videos, and he would continue to make autism-related content in the future.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other autistics==&lt;br /&gt;
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Listening to Chris go on about &amp;quot;us TRUE and HONEST autistics,&amp;quot; you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics &amp;quot;windows into hell&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; autistics (ironically, many feel this way about Chris).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can, therefore, be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are. &lt;br /&gt;
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For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, with some even going as far as [[A-Logging|wishing he'd fuck off and die]] and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was &amp;quot;Paranoia Fuel;&amp;quot; that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. [[Chris and hypocrisy|For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the &amp;quot;window into hell&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021308/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a &amp;quot;hate site&amp;quot;. Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The [https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Autism Wiki] called Chris an enemy of the Autism Community until the article was removed on 4 March 2019. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asperger syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism Tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and psychology]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kick the Autistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stress]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20180626224122/https://autism.wikia.com/wiki/Christian_Chandler Christian Chandler on the Autism Wiki]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Health}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Love quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Physical characteristics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_12&amp;diff=206586</id>
		<title>Sonichu 12</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_12&amp;diff=206586"/>
		<updated>2017-05-22T02:13:52Z</updated>

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{{Infobox/Comic&lt;br /&gt;
| titleandissue  = Sonichu #12&lt;br /&gt;
| cover          = Issue 12 Cover Rough.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| coverdate      = 21 [[May 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = ''Unwritten''&lt;br /&gt;
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| previous       = [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Sonichu'' #12''', if it is ever written, would be the 13th comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. As Chris appeared to abandon the comic series in [[February 2010]], ''Sonichu'' fans were uncertain if they would ever get to see this issue. His rekindled effort to finish [[Sonichu 11]] in [[September 2015]], however, gives reason to hope. He is taking donations on [[Etsy]] to enable him to draw &amp;quot;Book #11 and Beyond!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris Moves to Etsy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early projections==&lt;br /&gt;
It was not clear what this issue would contain, as ''Sonichu'' #11 is itself a work in progress. Chris has said that the second or third part would complete the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas special]] begun in ''Sonichu'' #11.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#14 February 2010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[April 2010|April 2010]], [[Count Graduon]] was mentioned to play an important part in the issue, along with [[Metal Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Content==&lt;br /&gt;
On 21 [[May 2017]] Chris finally uploaded a scan of the front page, and more uncolored pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===To Be or Naught a Tomgirl… (Part 1)===&lt;br /&gt;
Late 2015. [[Robbie Sonee]] wonders why he, unlike other [[JERKS|BRUTE MALES]], dislikes [[Sonichu 10|violent media]]. He seeks advice from his sisters [[Cerah Rosechu]] and [[Christine Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Sonichu Issue 12 pg 3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_12&amp;diff=206585</id>
		<title>Sonichu 12</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_12&amp;diff=206585"/>
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{{Infobox/Comic&lt;br /&gt;
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| cover          = Issue 12 Cover Rough.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| coverdate      = 21 [[May 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = ''Unwritten''&lt;br /&gt;
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| previous       = [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
'''''Sonichu'' #12''', if it is ever written, would be the 13th comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. As Chris appeared to abandon the comic series in [[February 2010]], ''Sonichu'' fans were uncertain if they would ever get to see this issue. His rekindled effort to finish [[Sonichu 11]] in [[September 2015]], however, gives reason to hope. He is taking donations on [[Etsy]] to enable him to draw &amp;quot;Book #11 and Beyond!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris Moves to Etsy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early projections==&lt;br /&gt;
It was not clear what this issue would contain, as ''Sonichu'' #11 is itself a work in progress. Chris has said that the second or third part would complete the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas special]] begun in ''Sonichu'' #11.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#14 February 2010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[April 2010|April 2010]], [[Count Graduon]] was mentioned to play an important part in the issue, along with [[Metal Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Content==&lt;br /&gt;
On 21 [[May 2017]] Chris finally uploaded a scan of the front page, and more uncolored pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===To Be or Naught a Tomgirl… (Part 1)===&lt;br /&gt;
Late 2015. [[Robbie Sonee]] wonders why he, unlike other [[JERKS|BRUTE MALES]], dislikes [[Sonichu 10|violent media]]. He seeks advice from his sisters [[Cerah Rosechu]] and [[Christine Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Development Images &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Sonichu Issue 12 pg 3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|thumb|A FALSE and DISHONEST issue 12 cover by [[PandaHalo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Sonichu 12</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_12&amp;diff=206581"/>
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{{Infobox/Comic&lt;br /&gt;
| titleandissue  = Sonichu #12&lt;br /&gt;
| cover          = Issue 12 Cover Rough.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| coverdate      = 21 [[May 2017]]&lt;br /&gt;
| finishedcomic  = ''Unwritten''&lt;br /&gt;
| pagecount      =&lt;br /&gt;
| Episodes       = &lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
'''''Sonichu'' #12''', if it is ever written, would be the 13th comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. As Chris appeared to abandon the comic series in [[February 2010]], ''Sonichu'' fans were uncertain if they would ever get to see this issue. His rekindled effort to finish [[Sonichu 11]] in [[September 2015]], however, gives reason to hope. He is taking donations on [[Etsy]] to enable him to draw &amp;quot;Book #11 and Beyond!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Chris Moves to Etsy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Early projections==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|thumb|A FALSE and DISHONEST issue 12 cover by [[PandaHalo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
It was not clear what this issue would contain, as ''Sonichu'' #11 is itself a work in progress. Chris has said that the second or third part would complete the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas special]] begun in ''Sonichu'' #11.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#14 February 2010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[April 2010|April 2010]], [[Count Graduon]] was mentioned to play an important part in the issue, along with [[Metal Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Content==&lt;br /&gt;
On 21 [[May 2017]] Chris finally uploaded a scan of the front page, and more uncolored pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===To Be or Naught a Tomgirl… (Part 1)===&lt;br /&gt;
Late 2015. [[Robbie Sonee]] wonders why he, unlike other [[JERKS|BRUTE MALES]], dislikes [[Sonichu 10|violent media]]. He seeks advice from his sisters [[Cerah Rosechu]] and [[Christine Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_brand_loyalty&amp;diff=198790</id>
		<title>Chris and brand loyalty</title>
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{{quote|You gotta have merchandise because it's like a wedding ring for the product. And it makes it- and then the fans will- will continue to support you as long as you have the merchandise a- it's like a wedding ring. |[[Download For Play Only|Chris, making his thoughts on branding as clear as he can.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris Love Micky D's.png|thumb|I'm LOVIN' it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Brand loyalty''' is a consumer's commitment to repeatedly purchasing a product or service from a particular company or business. Companies use advertising, loyalty programs, product placement and contests to establish a brand which consumers will recognize, consider valuable, and seek out at the expense of other brands. Due to his difficulty separating [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]], Chris tends to think an advertisement is a [[Axe|literal documentation of a product's effectiveness]] rather than an intrinsically biased attempt to lure consumers and, as a result of his sense of entitlement, he views [[Chris and contests|winning games of chance]] as a validation of his self worth. These qualities, in combination with his [[Autism|rigid thinking, fear of change and attraction to routine]], has led Chris to have intense brand loyalty for certain products as well as hatred for their perceived rivals. His loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered &amp;quot;brands,&amp;quot; such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Oil of [[Wikipedia: Olay|Olay]] brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good... I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously]]! I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!|[[Anti Troll Movement Video1|Chris, promoting hygiene products without irony.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rubi 110309.jpg|thumb|right|Chris considered this an appropriate reward for drinking thousands of cans of Coke.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris considers his choice of brands to be a major component of his identity. In general, once Chris has committed to a particular &amp;quot;brand&amp;quot; he will stand by it regardless of its quality. He considers those who abandon a brand in favor of a competitor, such as [[Sonichu]] fans who became fans of [[Asperchu]], to be &amp;quot;hypocrites.&amp;quot; Chris seems to consider being a consumer of a particular brand as something like a relationship - at one point clumsily attempting to use a mangled quote from the video game ''[[Brutal Legend]]'' to explain this strange belief, saying that merchandise was like a wedding ring and that as long as there was branded merchandise available, fans should stay loyal&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Download For Play Only]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Chris's allegiance to brands plays such an important role in defining Chris's personal understanding of his identity, he feels highly threatened when either his favorite brands or his loyalty to them are called into question. Many of Chris's most notorious outbursts are a direct result of this insecurity. While this was the basis for much of Chris's internet trolling, it apparently dates back into Chris's early life when school bullies, in a form of proto-trolling, would tell him that Sonic the Hedgehog was dead in order to get a rise out of him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;some Jackie chat&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is highly susceptible to marketing and branding; he feels strong loyalty to brands even, and perhaps especially, if they are essentially identical to their rivals. He is drawn to virtually every attempt at generating brand loyalty, compulsively entering any contest he encounters and fastidiously collecting various loyalty points, including [[My Coke Rewards]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's Monopoly|''McDonald's Monopoly'']].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|left|[[Chris and copyright|Free advertising]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris seems to struggle to understand the economics of advertisements, instead seeing them as positive features in the media he enjoys. He happily included his own versions of advertisements and product placement for real brands in his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] and nearly every issue of [[Sonichu]]; he seemed genuinely surprised that Coke, for example, wouldn't want one of his fake Coke ads - &amp;quot;hand-drawn charm&amp;quot; notwithstanding - on the [[CWCipedia]]. He also frequently states that his videos are sponsored or &amp;quot;brought to you by&amp;quot; various companies with which he has no business relationship and uses his own variation of marketing speak to plug their products. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Likewise he often attempts to promote his favorite brands by parroting their advertising language, a habit he has had since at least high school. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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He is a vigorous defender of his favored brands in unusual ways, warning his readers not to purchase pirated versions of [[Little Big Planet]] (a PS3 exclusive title) for Xbox 360, despite the fact that this is impossible. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|HERO OF MY LIFE|[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Chris, describing Sonic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|A match made in heaven?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic is the quintessential example of Chris's intense brand loyalty. Chris is, in many ways, the product of Sega's attempt to allow people to feel a personal connection with electronic appliances. Following Mario's success for Nintendo, Sonic was designed to appeal to young children and act as a mascot for Sega. He was concocted by combining elements from other popular cultural elements of the early 1990s, including Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Santa Claus. Part of Sega's strategy was to employ a multi-pronged marketing technique, including video games, television shows, toys and contests. Chris followed all of these closely and in a fateful moment became the winner of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]], which cemented Sonic's place of honor in Chris's mind. Sonic became Chris's &amp;quot;lifelong hero,&amp;quot; replacing his previous &amp;quot;lifelong hero&amp;quot; [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]] (despite Sonic's much greater grip on his life, Chris has often felt compelled to mention the American Rabbit, as if out of some obligation). While Sonic was certainly a popular franchise, particularly in the 1990s, Chris became obsessed with the hedgehog to a level likely unanticipated by Sega. During the 1990s Sonic occupied nearly all of his thinking, serving as a fantasy world in which he could escape from the realities of daily life. Chris would generally combine Sonic with whatever he was doing, whether it was replacing the characters in Goosebumps books with Sonic characters or combining [[Bionic|Sonic with basketball to form the recolor &amp;quot;Bionic]].&amp;quot; Over the past two decades Chris has purchased nearly every Sonic-branded game, toy, and bit of merchandise, and seems to view Sonic as something resembling an old personal friend.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Instead of growing up and moving on when the Sonic brand began to grow stale at the end of the 1990s, Chris merged Sonic with his other beloved franchise at the time, [[Pokémon]], to create [[Sonichu]], who has largely replaced Sonic as the primary character in his internal fantasy world - although Sonic still makes occasional cameo appearances.    &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Sonic's sidekick Tails' major presence in the Sonic canon, Chris rarely refers to him and conspicuously left him, or any recolor of him or two-tailed anything, absent from ''Sonichu''. Some have speculated that this may be due to popular schoolyard rumors that conjectured that Sonic and Tails were in a homosexual relationship. Chris's notorious [[homos|homophobia]] may have caused him to have an aversion to a character that he imagined might have tempted Sonic from &amp;quot;the straight path.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Although Mario and Nintendo were vicious rivals of Sonic and Sega, Chris seems to have been largely oblivious to this tension ([[Chris and hypocrisy|or simply didn't care because he liked both brands]]) and never subjected them to the kind of hatred he would aim at rivals of his favored products later in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris appears to worship Sonic ''the character'' more than Sonic ''the brand'', as he would be easily teased at school when other students said that Sonic was dead&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and believed that YouTuber &amp;quot;hotdiggedydemon&amp;quot; had murderous intent against the [[Chris and reality|fictional character]] in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?] and insisted [[List of Christian's comments on YouTube#Sonic: Too Fast?|that Sonic was alive]]. Chris's almost religious dedication to Sonic reached a surprising limit when he [[26 December 2014|vandalized products and assaulted staff]] over a superficial change to Sonic, [[Sonic Boom|the color of his arms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[PS3|Playstation 3]] vs. [[HEXBox]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is never the answer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call My Digital Home. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|[[PS3 History Level|Chris expressing TRUE and HONEST love.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps Chris's best known case of brand loyalty is his sycophantic love of the [[PS3|Sony PlayStation 3]] and abject hatred for the [[HEXBox|Microsoft XBox 360]]. While fanboyism for these video game consoles is certainly well known and the rivalry between these products is referred to as a &amp;quot;console war,&amp;quot; Chris, as he frequently does, took it to a new level, irrationally hating the Xbox 360 and heaping love and money on Sony. Chris was obsessed with the PlayStation 3 long before he was able to purchase one, stating that he would throw out the cure for autism for the $600 hunk of black plastic &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Pixelated PS3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. When he finally bought a PS3, after failing to [[Pixelated PS3|win it in a contest]], he considered it to be the &amp;quot;ultimate life upgrade.&amp;quot; The PS3 and its online component the [[PSN]], where he has spent thousands of dollars, became an extremely important part of every day for Chris.  He would also use his limited budget to purchase numerous Sony branded accessories, including a flat-screen TV, a [[PSEye]], PSmove, PSmove Sharpshooter and multiple [[Guitar Hero]] controllers. Chris seems to find more pleasure in the purchasing of PS3 content than in its actual use. He frequently buys downloadable content for games he does not own. Chris seems to consider the PS3 and its games and accessories to be a genuine life improvement or something akin to investments rather than a glorified hugbox; how these electronic gizmos do anything but distract him from reality remains unclear. Chris went to great lengths to express his distaste for the PS3's primary rival: the Xbox 360, or &amp;quot;HEXbox&amp;quot; as he liked to call it. When Chris would propose a video game such as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], he would make sure to state that it would be for all consoles... HEXbox excepted. Chris went as far as defacing in-store advertisements for the Xbox while yelling &amp;quot;kick that hex-bawx&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;August 2010&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and frequently lashing out at those who appeared to like or be affiliated with the Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reasons for hating the Xbox 360 have never been clearly defined. When pressed for answers, Chris would generally cite Xbox Live's (Xbox's online component) cost or the infamous &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Red_ring_of_death#.22General_Hardware_Failure.22_errors|red ring of death]]&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. He would later admit that his anger stemmed from jealousy over being unable to afford an original Xbox and that the aforementioned reasons were merely excuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Though he later softened his stance against the Xbox under the influence of [[Jackie]], the rivalry between the consoles and Chris's loyalty towards Sony was at its peak during the height of Chris trolling. This caused his hatred to become well known and the Xbox 360 to become a bit of a mascot for trolls. Chris also associated the Xbox with trolls, depicting [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as an Xbox user. Even though he has recanted much of his hatred towards the XBox 360, he has not made the choice to purchase one, despite spending the vast majority of his money on video games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris once felt similar hatred towards the PlayStation 1 and 2, which were at that time rivals to his beloved Nintendo 64 and GameCube respectively. His hatred for Sony and its gaming products, described by Chris as equal to his contemporary hatred of Microsoft, evaporated when he purchased a PlayStation 1 at an SPCA rummage sale for a &amp;quot;bargain.&amp;quot; He intended to sell it for profit, but instead played it and found it to be enjoyable. Instead of learning from this, discovering that rival consoles can be equally enjoyable, Chris simply became a [[Sony]] fanboy (in addition to a [[Nintendo]] fanboy) and began hating Microsoft.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] vs. [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Competing Retards|[[Mailbag 19|The first words that comes to Chris's mind when he thinks of Asperger's syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris extends his loyalty to brands far outside the normal realms of products and services and into the world of mental abnormality. He is extremely loyal to his diagnosis of autism, swearing by &amp;quot;my autism&amp;quot; multiple times and considering it to be an integral part of his identity, despite having serious difficulty grasping how the condition affects his ability to function. Just as with the PS3 and Xbox 360, Chris has identified a rival to autism in Asperger's syndrome. This is a classic case of Chris's propensity to choose one &amp;quot;brand&amp;quot; over another despite the fact that they are identical; Chris's &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; autism and Asperger's are essentially the same diagnoses. Chris feels that people with Asperger's are trying to &amp;quot;steal his limelight&amp;quot; and in fact stated that the name of the disorder, beyond merely sounding like &amp;quot;a bad cut of meat,&amp;quot; brought to mind &amp;quot;competing retards.&amp;quot; He seems to believe that people with Asperger's syndrome are somehow faking their symptoms. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's loyalty to autism and insistence on believing it to be different from Asperger's syndrome, forces him to ignore any kind of reason. Initially his unusual feelings on the matter were unknown and he was able to blissfully hold onto his ignorance unopposed, but when they were discovered and the outside world pushed him on the issue he displayed a stunning slide towards the grossly irrational. Initially, when confronted by &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; in the [[mailbag]], Chris claimed, while pointing to the Wikipedia articles on the topic, that the two were differentiated by the age of onset (which is complete nonsense), but quickly decided that his &amp;quot;mind was closed&amp;quot; to the matter and refused to answer any more questions on the topic. When pushed further by [[Vivian G]], Chris went as far as to say that he was willing &amp;quot;[[Chris and reality|live this lie than believe that truth]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Harry Potter]] vs. [[Pokémon]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:100-DarkCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Chris expressing his hatred for &amp;quot;that spaz&amp;quot; the only way he knows how... in Pokémon form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all.|[[Mailbag 7|Chris]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
Although this is not seen as a traditional rivalry by the rest of world, Chris has a strong dislike of the boy wizard Harry Potter because he perceives him to be a threat to the Pokémon franchise. Chris calls him a &amp;quot;[[slow-in-the-minds|total spaz]]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and at one point even [[Death threats|''threatened to kill'']] [[Chris and reality|the fictional character]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg|&amp;quot;Dark Christian&amp;quot; card]] from [[Wall of Originals]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His hatred appears to stem from Chris's perception that a brand was once again &amp;quot;stealing the limelight&amp;quot; from something he identified with, in this case Pokémon. While Pokémon was aimed at younger children, Harry Potter targeted a slightly older, more literate demographic. To Chris, the choice was obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
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In later years Chris softened his stance on Harry Potter and at the request of [[Jackie]], he [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|dressed up as a wizard and made reference to Harry Potter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Nintendo]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have [[Chris and money|invested]] THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in Nintendo Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA.|[[Miyamoto_Saga#Chris's Inspiration|Chris, expecting his loyalty to Nintendo to be repaid.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has been a lifelong fan of Nintendo products, and although his love of Sonic prevented him from becoming obsessed with Mario, Chris has owned nearly every Nintendo console and handheld since the NES (there have been no signs of the infamous Virtual Boy). His relationship with Nintendo and his interactions with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who he believed was interested in producing a Sonichu game, displays Chris's odd understanding of consumer/corporate relations. It appears that Chris believed that his loyalty to various corporate interests would be recognized and returned in a reciprocal fashion, as he listed his multitude of Nintendo purchases in an attempt to convince the game developer to work with him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Miyamoto emails&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am straight; do not label me otherwise. I would rather suffer a painful [[Tomgirl|gender-change operation]] than ever be a [[homo]].|[[Sonichu #9|Chris demonstrating proper use of a semicolon.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Also, I Swear as God and Jesus as my Witnesses, [[Virgin#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|THE FIRST TIME]], and maybe the second time as well, [[Mia Hamm|I HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN]], I WILL Video Record the Whole Thing and Upload it onto RedTube, so FINALLY PEOPLE can SEE what should have been seen almost a Decade Ago.|[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|Chris discussing his plans for his first time with his webmaster.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's allegiance to heterosexuality and hatred for homosexuality could be seen as a form of warped brand loyalty. To Chris, heterosexual love is the most pure joyous expression of emotion that can be experienced, the search for which is the noblest of quests. Its opposite- homosexual love- on the other hand, is a warped dangerous temptation and those who practice it are worthy of scorn. Chris has even forgone platonic same-sex friendships in an effort to avoid any possibility that he might associate with and be tempted by a homosexual. Just as with his hatred for the XBox, Chris is completely closed minded when it comes to evaluating homosexuality; to him it is the enemy and the mere thought of it makes him blind with rage. Despite his efforts at finding heterosexual love, Chris seems more concerned with insuring that he is properly labeled as a STRAIGHT man. His efforts to prove to the world that he is in fact not a homo include going as far as planning to record and publicize his first heterosexual experience against the wishes of his hypothetical partner. Whether Chris's hatred for homosexuality stems from jealousy, as it did with his hatred for the XBox, is unknown. &lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of this loyalty can be traced back to his childhood: [[Bob Chandler]], being a not-so-nice Southern gentleman, not only disliked homosexuals in the traditional bigoted manner, but suffered from frequent paranoid delusions regarding their role in his life. When Chris ran into trouble at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] Bob blamed the problems not only on the principal (who he was certain was a homosexual), but on the school board which, for reasons left unclear, he believed to be stacked with homosexuals who despised his family. Even the incredibly [[naïve]] Christian was capable of seeing that this was, at the very least, an exaggeration, if not a paranoid persecution fantasy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Nevertheless this kind of hatred and paranoia sunk into Chris's mind and was compounded by Bob's unfounded and bizarre belief that Chris's trolling originated with several homosexuals who he believed frequented [[the GAMe PLACe]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's feelings on lesbianism are more nuanced. While he still feels the Biblical injunction against same-sex coupling applies, scissoring is just too hot for him to condemn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Axe]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as &amp;quot;DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN&amp;quot;|[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's loyalty to this multinational deodorant brand (called Lynx in the UK) is a classic example of Chris taking advertising literally. Early commercials for the deodorant depicted women throwing themselves at men in a manner reminiscent of Chris's desire for women to approach him in public. Rather than seeing this as hyperbole, Chris seems to believe that the product may have this effect in reality. Obviously Axe has never worked as advertised for Chris, but he has maintained his status as a loyal customer for many years.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Axe is also an example of how Chris considers the products he buys an integral component of his identity. As a loyal Axe customer, he was deeply disturbed when he was told that Axe was popular in the gay community, and he felt the need to use [[Youtube]] to [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|request that the Unilever Corporation]] use labels to specifically forbid homosexuals from using their products.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[McDonald's]] vs. [[Burger King]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Tea for a dollar, in a Large Cup, at McDonalds; go Dollar-Menuaires!|[[IRC (24 October 2008)|Chris, plugging his favorite restaurant to the trolls.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Chris and cinematography|An example of Chris's brilliant camerawork]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a lifelong acolyte of McDonald's and thus dislikes its main competitor, Burger King. McDonald's is a major component of Chris's life. He eats a significant percentage of his meals at the popular fast-food restaurant, considers it the perfect location for a first date, and features it as a location in several issues of Sonichu. One of his most cherished and sickening fantasies involves having sex with his sweetheart in the handicapped bathroom of the local McDonald's. Chris has little love for Burger King, although he certainly never mentioned refusing to eat the food when dragged there by his father, who preferred it to McDonald's (Bob and Chris apparently did have some dispute about coupons with the Manager of their local Burger King, resulting in Chris's bizarre attempt to get his trolls to troll the Manager by creating an article on the CWCki). Chris has never mentioned having any strong positive or negative feelings toward the Wendy's chain before his brief stint as an employee, and seems not to hold animosity toward the chain as a whole despite being fired from his local store after three days.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some time in 2012 Chris seemed to have turned on McDonald's, urging people to avoid the Forest Lakes location as he believes he has been discriminated against due to his autism and foul mouth. But in [[2013]], he plugged it on [[Facebook]]: ''Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea.'' (Note that McWraps contain up to 620 calories, and the tea 220. And even the apple slices have been found to be [http://jezebel.com/5934390/mcdonaldss-apple-slices-recalled-because-theyre-crawling-with-disease crawling with ''Listeria''].)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Coke and Pepsi==&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, Chris does not appear to have a specific long-term loyalty in this classic example of a nonexistent choice. He has been known to drink both, but claims that Sonichu drinks only [[CWC Cola]], a variant of Pepsi with a [[Semen|special ingredient]]. At one point he supported a boycott of Pepsi due to its alleged &amp;quot;gay-friendliness.&amp;quot; He has been known to hoard My Coke Rewards points; in the Ivy Q&amp;amp;A, Ivy describes his becoming miffed at having to use his points to buy a different version of a song he already owned to fulfill Ivy's request for a video. One might think that a few points are a trifling thing when sweet, sweet [[china]] is the potential reward, but then one probably isn't Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You gotta have merchandise because it's like a wedding ring for the product. And it makes it- and then the fans will- will continue to support you as long as you have the merchandise a- it's like a wedding ring. |[[Download For Play Only|Chris, making his thoughts on branding as clear as he can.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris Love Micky D's.png|thumb|I'm LOVIN' it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Brand loyalty''' is a consumer's commitment to repeatedly purchasing a product or service from a particular company or business. Companies use advertising, loyalty programs, product placement and contests to establish a brand which consumers will recognize, consider valuable, and seek out at the expense of other brands. Due to his difficulty separating [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]], Chris tends to think an advertisement is a [[Axe|literal documentations of a product's effectiveness]] rather than an intrinsically biased attempt to lure consumers and, as a result of his sense of entitlement, he views [[Chris and contests|winning games of chance]] as a validation of his self worth. These qualities, in combination with his [[Autism|rigid thinking, fear of change and attraction to routine]], has led Chris to have intense brand loyalty for certain products as well as hatred for their perceived rivals. His loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered &amp;quot;brands,&amp;quot; such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Oil of [[Wikipedia: Olay|Olay]] brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good... I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously]]! I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And Axe body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!|[[Anti Troll Movement Video1|Chris, promoting hygiene products without irony.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rubi 110309.jpg|thumb|right|Chris considered this an appropriate reward for drinking thousands of cans of Coke.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris considers his choice of brands to be a major component of his identity. In general, once Chris has committed to a particular &amp;quot;brand&amp;quot; he will stand by it regardless of its quality. He considers those who abandon a brand in favor of a competitor, such as [[Sonichu]] fans who became fans of [[Asperchu]], to be &amp;quot;hypocrites.&amp;quot; Chris seems to consider being a consumer of a particular brand as something like a relationship - at one point clumsily attempting to use a mangled quote from the video game ''[[Brutal Legend]]'' to explain this strange belief, saying that merchandise was like a wedding ring and that as long as there was branded merchandise available, fans should stay loyal&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Download For Play Only]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  &lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris's allegiance to brands plays such an important role in defining Chris's personal understanding of his identity, he feels highly threatened when either his favorite brands or his loyalty to them are called into question. Many of Chris's most notorious outbursts are a direct result of this insecurity. While this was the basis for much of Chris's internet trolling, it apparently dates back into Chris's early life when school bullies, in a form of proto-trolling, would tell him that Sonic the Hedgehog was dead in order to get a rise out of him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;some Jackie chat&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is highly susceptible to marketing and branding; he feels strong loyalty to brands even, and perhaps especially, if they are essentially identical to their rivals. He is drawn to virtually every attempt at generating brand loyalty, compulsively entering any contest he encounters and fastidiously collecting various loyalty points, including [[My Coke Rewards]] and [[Wikipedia:McDonald's Monopoly|''McDonald's Monopoly'']].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|left|[[Chris and copyright|Free advertising]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris seems to struggle to understand the economics of advertisements, instead seeing them as positive features in the media he enjoys. He happily included his own versions of advertisements and product placement for real brands in his [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] and nearly every issue of [[Sonichu]]; he seemed genuinely surprised that Coke, for example, wouldn't want one of his fake Coke ads - &amp;quot;hand-drawn charm&amp;quot; notwithstanding - on the [[CWCipedia]]. He also frequently states that his videos are sponsored or &amp;quot;brought to you by&amp;quot; various companies with which he has no business relationship and uses his own variation of marketing speak to plug their products. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Likewise he often attempts to promote his favorite brands by parroting their advertising language, a habit he has had since at least high school. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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He is a vigorous defender of his favored brands in unusual ways, warning his readers not to purchase pirated versions of [[Little Big Planet]] (a PS3 exclusive title) for Xbox 360, despite the fact that this is impossible. &lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|HERO OF MY LIFE|[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Chris, describing Sonic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|A match made in heaven?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonic is the quintessential example of Chris's intense brand loyalty. Chris is, in many ways, the product of Sega's attempt to allow people to feel a personal connection with electronic appliances. Following Mario's success for Nintendo, Sonic was designed to appeal to young children and act as a mascot for Sega. He was concocted by combining elements from other popular cultural elements of the early 1990s, including Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, and Santa Claus. Part of Sega's strategy was to employ a multi-pronged marketing technique, including video games, television shows, toys and contests. Chris followed all of these closely and in a fateful moment became the winner of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]], which cemented Sonic's place of honor in Chris's mind. Sonic became Chris's &amp;quot;lifelong hero,&amp;quot; replacing his previous &amp;quot;lifelong hero&amp;quot; [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]] (despite Sonic's much greater grip on his life, Chris has often felt compelled to mention the American Rabbit, as if out of some obligation). While Sonic was certainly a popular franchise, particularly in the 1990s, Chris became obsessed with the hedgehog to a level likely unanticipated by Sega. During the 1990s Sonic occupied nearly all of his thinking, serving as a fantasy world in which he could escape from the realities of daily life. Chris would generally combine Sonic with whatever he was doing, whether it was replacing the characters in Goosebumps books with Sonic characters or combining [[Bionic|Sonic with basketball to form the recolor &amp;quot;Bionic]].&amp;quot; Over the past two decades Chris has purchased nearly every Sonic-branded game, toy, and bit of merchandise, and seems to view Sonic as something resembling an old personal friend.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Instead of growing up and moving on when the Sonic brand began to grow stale at the end of the 1990s, Chris merged Sonic with his other beloved franchise at the time, [[Pokémon]], to create [[Sonichu]], who has largely replaced Sonic as the primary character in his internal fantasy world - although Sonic still makes occasional cameo appearances.    &lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Sonic's sidekick Tails' major presence in the Sonic canon, Chris rarely refers to him and conspicuously left him, or any recolor of him or two-tailed anything, absent from ''Sonichu''. Some have speculated that this may be due to popular schoolyard rumors that conjectured that Sonic and Tails were in a homosexual relationship. Chris's notorious [[homos|homophobia]] may have caused him to have an aversion to a character that he imagined might have tempted Sonic from &amp;quot;the straight path.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Although Mario and Nintendo were vicious rivals of Sonic and Sega, Chris seems to have been largely oblivious to this tension ([[Chris and hypocrisy|or simply didn't care because he liked both brands]]) and never subjected them to the kind of hatred he would aim at rivals of his favored products later in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris appears to worship Sonic ''the character'' more than Sonic ''the brand'', as he would be easily teased at school when other students said that Sonic was dead&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and believed that YouTuber &amp;quot;hotdiggedydemon&amp;quot; had murderous intent against the [[Chris and reality|fictional character]] in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?] and insisted [[List of Christian's comments on YouTube#Sonic: Too Fast?|that Sonic was alive]]. Chris's almost religious dedication to Sonic reached a surprising limit when he [[26 December 2014|vandalized products and assaulted staff]] over a superficial change to Sonic, [[Sonic Boom|the color of his arms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[PS3|Playstation 3]] vs. [[HEXBox]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is never the answer.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call My Digital Home. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|[[PS3 History Level|Chris expressing TRUE and HONEST love.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps Chris's best known case of brand loyalty is his sycophantic love of the [[PS3|Sony PlayStation 3]] and abject hatred for the [[HEXBox|Microsoft XBox 360]]. While fanboyism for these video game consoles is certainly well known and the rivalry between these products is referred to as a &amp;quot;console war,&amp;quot; Chris, as he frequently does, took it to a new level, irrationally hating the Xbox 360 and heaping love and money on Sony. Chris was obsessed with the PlayStation 3 long before he was able to purchase one, stating that he would throw out the cure for autism for the $600 hunk of black plastic &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Pixelated PS3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. When he finally bought a PS3, after failing to [[Pixelated PS3|win it in a contest]], he considered it to be the &amp;quot;ultimate life upgrade.&amp;quot; The PS3 and its online component the [[PSN]], where he has spent thousands of dollars, became an extremely important part of every day for Chris.  He would also use his limited budget to purchase numerous Sony branded accessories, including a flat-screen TV, a [[PSEye]], PSmove, PSmove Sharpshooter and multiple [[Guitar Hero]] controllers. Chris seems to find more pleasure in the purchasing of PS3 content than in its actual use. He frequently buys downloadable content for games he does not own. Chris seems to consider the PS3 and its games and accessories to be a genuine life improvement or something akin to investments rather than a glorified hugbox; how these electronic gizmos do anything but distract him from reality remains unclear. Chris went to great lengths to express his distaste for the PS3's primary rival: the Xbox 360, or &amp;quot;HEXbox&amp;quot; as he liked to call it. When Chris would propose a video game such as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]], he would make sure to state that it would be for all consoles... HEXbox excepted. Chris went as far as defacing in-store advertisements for the Xbox while yelling &amp;quot;kick that hex-bawx&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;August 2010&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and frequently lashing out at those who appeared to like or be affiliated with the Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's reasons for hating the Xbox 360 have never been clearly defined. When pressed for answers, Chris would generally cite Xbox Live's (Xbox's online component) cost or the infamous &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Red_ring_of_death#.22General_Hardware_Failure.22_errors|red ring of death]]&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. He would later admit that his anger stemmed from jealousy over being unable to afford an original Xbox and that the aforementioned reasons were merely excuses&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Though he later softened his stance against the Xbox under the influence of [[Jackie]], the rivalry between the consoles and Chris's loyalty towards Sony was at its peak during the height of Chris trolling. This caused his hatred to become well known and the Xbox 360 to become a bit of a mascot for trolls. Chris also associated the Xbox with trolls, depicting [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as an Xbox user. Even though he has recanted much of his hatred towards the XBox 360, he has not made the choice to purchase one, despite spending the vast majority of his money on video games.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris once felt similar hatred towards the PlayStation 1 and 2, which were at that time rivals to his beloved Nintendo 64 and GameCube respectively. His hatred for Sony and its gaming products, described by Chris as equal to his contemporary hatred of Microsoft, evaporated when he purchased a PlayStation 1 at an SPCA rummage sale for a &amp;quot;bargain.&amp;quot; He intended to sell it for profit, but instead played it and found it to be enjoyable. Instead of learning from this, discovering that rival consoles can be equally enjoyable, Chris simply became a [[Sony]] fanboy (in addition to a [[Nintendo]] fanboy) and began hating Microsoft.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Autism]] vs. [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Competing Retards|[[Mailbag 19|The first words that comes to Chris's mind when he thinks of Asperger's syndrome]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris extends his loyalty to brands far outside the normal realms of products and services and into the world of mental abnormality. He is extremely loyal to his diagnosis of autism, swearing by &amp;quot;my autism&amp;quot; multiple times and considering it to be an integral part of his identity, despite having serious difficulty grasping how the condition affects his ability to function. Just as with the PS3 and Xbox 360, Chris has identified a rival to autism in Asperger's syndrome. This is a classic case of Chris's propensity to choose one &amp;quot;brand&amp;quot; over another despite the fact that they are identical; Chris's &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; autism and Asperger's are essentially the same diagnoses. Chris feels that people with Asperger's are trying to &amp;quot;steal his limelight&amp;quot; and in fact stated that the name of the disorder, beyond merely sounding like &amp;quot;a bad cut of meat,&amp;quot; brought to mind &amp;quot;competing retards.&amp;quot; He seems to believe that people with Asperger's syndrome are somehow faking their symptoms. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's loyalty to autism and insistence on believing it to be different from Asperger's syndrome, forces him to ignore any kind of reason. Initially his unusual feelings on the matter were unknown and he was able to blissfully hold onto his ignorance unopposed, but when they were discovered and the outside world pushed him on the issue he displayed a stunning slide towards the grossly irrational. Initially, when confronted by &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; in the [[mailbag]], Chris claimed, while pointing to the Wikipedia articles on the topic, that the two were differentiated by the age of onset (which is complete nonsense), but quickly decided that his &amp;quot;mind was closed&amp;quot; to the matter and refused to answer any more questions on the topic. When pushed further by [[Vivian G]], Chris went as far as to say that he was willing &amp;quot;[[Chris and reality|live this lie than believe that truth]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Harry Potter]] vs. [[Pokémon]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:100-DarkCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Chris expressing his hatred for &amp;quot;that spaz&amp;quot; the only way he knows how... in Pokémon form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all.|[[Mailbag 7|Chris]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
Although this is not seen as a traditional rivalry by the rest of world, Chris has a strong dislike of the boy wizard Harry Potter because he perceives him to be a threat to the Pokémon franchise. Chris calls him a &amp;quot;[[slow-in-the-minds|total spaz]]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 7|Mailbag #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and at one point even [[Death threats|''threatened to kill'']] [[Chris and reality|the fictional character]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:100-DarkCWC.jpg|&amp;quot;Dark Christian&amp;quot; card]] from [[Wall of Originals]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His hatred appears to stem from Chris's perception that a brand was once again &amp;quot;stealing the limelight&amp;quot; from something he identified with, in this case Pokémon. While Pokémon was aimed at younger children, Harry Potter targeted a slightly older, more literate demographic. To Chris, the choice was obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
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In later years Chris softened his stance on Harry Potter and at the request of [[Jackie]], he [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|dressed up as a wizard and made reference to Harry Potter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Nintendo]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have [[Chris and money|invested]] THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in Nintendo Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA.|[[Miyamoto_Saga#Chris's Inspiration|Chris, expecting his loyalty to Nintendo to be repaid.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has been a lifelong fan of Nintendo products, and although his love of Sonic prevented him from becoming obsessed with Mario, Chris has owned nearly every Nintendo console and handheld since the NES (there have been no signs of the infamous Virtual Boy). His relationship with Nintendo and his interactions with [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who he believed was interested in producing a Sonichu game, displays Chris's odd understanding of consumer/corporate relations. It appears that Chris believed that his loyalty to various corporate interests would be recognized and returned in a reciprocal fashion, as he listed his multitude of Nintendo purchases in an attempt to convince the game developer to work with him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Miyamoto emails&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I am straight; do not label me otherwise. I would rather suffer a painful [[Tomgirl|gender-change operation]] than ever be a [[homo]].|[[Sonichu #9|Chris demonstrating proper use of a semicolon.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Also, I Swear as God and Jesus as my Witnesses, [[Virgin#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|THE FIRST TIME]], and maybe the second time as well, [[Mia Hamm|I HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN]], I WILL Video Record the Whole Thing and Upload it onto RedTube, so FINALLY PEOPLE can SEE what should have been seen almost a Decade Ago.|[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|Chris discussing his plans for his first time with his webmaster.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's allegiance to heterosexuality and hatred for homosexuality could be seen as a form of warped brand loyalty. To Chris, heterosexual love is the most pure joyous expression of emotion that can be experienced, the search for which is the noblest of quests. Its opposite- homosexual love- on the other hand, is a warped dangerous temptation and those who practice it are worthy of scorn. Chris has even forgone platonic same-sex friendships in an effort to avoid any possibility that he might associate with and be tempted by a homosexual. Just as with his hatred for the XBox, Chris is completely closed minded when it comes to evaluating homosexuality; to him it is the enemy and the mere thought of it makes him blind with rage. Despite his efforts at finding heterosexual love, Chris seems more concerned with insuring that he is properly labeled as a STRAIGHT man. His efforts to prove to the world that he is in fact not a homo include going as far as planning to record and publicize his first heterosexual experience against the wishes of his hypothetical partner. Whether Chris's hatred for homosexuality stems from jealousy, as it did with his hatred for the XBox, is unknown. &lt;br /&gt;
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The origin of this loyalty can be traced back to his childhood: [[Bob Chandler]], being a not-so-nice Southern gentleman, not only disliked homosexuals in the traditional bigoted manner, but suffered from frequent paranoid delusions regarding their role in his life. When Chris ran into trouble at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] Bob blamed the problems not only on the principal (who he was certain was a homosexual), but on the school board which, for reasons left unclear, he believed to be stacked with homosexuals who despised his family. Even the incredibly [[naïve]] Christian was capable of seeing that this was, at the very least, an exaggeration, if not a paranoid persecution fantasy&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Nevertheless this kind of hatred and paranoia sunk into Chris's mind and was compounded by Bob's unfounded and bizarre belief that Chris's trolling originated with several homosexuals who he believed frequented [[the GAMe PLACe]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's feelings on lesbianism are more nuanced. While he still feels the Biblical injunction against same-sex coupling applies, scissoring is just too hot for him to condemn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Axe]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as &amp;quot;DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN&amp;quot;|[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's loyalty to this multinational deodorant brand (called Lynx in the UK) is a classic example of Chris taking advertising literally. Early commercials for the deodorant depicted women throwing themselves at men in a manner reminiscent of Chris's desire for women to approach him in public. Rather than seeing this as hyperbole, Chris seems to believe that the product may have this effect in reality. Obviously Axe has never worked as advertised for Chris, but he has maintained his status as a loyal customer for many years.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Axe is also an example of how Chris considers the products he buys an integral component of his identity. As a loyal Axe customer, he was deeply disturbed when he was told that Axe was popular in the gay community, and he felt the need to use [[Youtube]] to [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|request that the Unilever Corporation]] use labels to specifically forbid homosexuals from using their products.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[McDonald's]] vs. [[Burger King]]==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Tea for a dollar, in a Large Cup, at McDonalds; go Dollar-Menuaires!|[[IRC (24 October 2008)|Chris, plugging his favorite restaurant to the trolls.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Burgerking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Chris and cinematography|An example of Chris's brilliant camerawork]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a lifelong acolyte of McDonald's and thus dislikes its main competitor, Burger King. McDonald's is a major component of Chris's life. He eats a significant percentage of his meals at the popular fast-food restaurant, considers it the perfect location for a first date, and features it as a location in several issues of Sonichu. One of his most cherished and sickening fantasies involves having sex with his sweetheart in the handicapped bathroom of the local McDonald's. Chris has little love for Burger King, although he certainly never mentioned refusing to eat the food when dragged there by his father, who preferred it to McDonald's (Bob and Chris apparently did have some dispute about coupons with the Manager of their local Burger King, resulting in Chris's bizarre attempt to get his trolls to troll the Manager by creating an article on the CWCki). Chris has never mentioned having any strong positive or negative feelings toward the Wendy's chain before his brief stint as an employee, and seems not to hold animosity toward the chain as a whole despite being fired from his local store after three days.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some time in 2012 Chris seemed to have turned on McDonald's, urging people to avoid the Forest Lakes location as he believes he has been discriminated against due to his autism and foul mouth. But in [[2013]], he plugged it on [[Facebook]]: ''Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea.'' (Note that McWraps contain up to 620 calories, and the tea 220. And even the apple slices have been found to be [http://jezebel.com/5934390/mcdonaldss-apple-slices-recalled-because-theyre-crawling-with-disease crawling with ''Listeria''].)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Coke and Pepsi==&lt;br /&gt;
Surprisingly, Chris does not appear to have a specific long-term loyalty in this classic example of a nonexistent choice. He has been known to drink both, but claims that Sonichu drinks only [[CWC Cola]], a variant of Pepsi with a [[Semen|special ingredient]]. At one point he supported a boycott of Pepsi due to its alleged &amp;quot;gay-friendliness.&amp;quot; He has been known to hoard My Coke Rewards points; in the Ivy Q&amp;amp;A, Ivy describes his becoming miffed at having to use his points to buy a different version of a song he already owned to fulfill Ivy's request for a video. One might think that a few points are a trifling thing when sweet, sweet [[china]] is the potential reward, but then one probably isn't Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|[[Chris]], on himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble 9.5]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'M RETARDED.|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|exposing Jeff]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] &amp;quot;conquering&amp;quot; autism (and &amp;quot;ATScI3&amp;quot;) by confusing windmills with watermills.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or &amp;quot;ATSIMU&amp;quot;) in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but it has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger_Syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_Out_of_College|decisions]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|[https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/|rae12, Cracked.com]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his &amp;quot;medium&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;low&amp;quot; level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Trolls]] have often noted that the &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them &amp;quot;WINDOWS TO HELL&amp;quot; and compared them to &amp;quot;zombies&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|soils himself]] on a semi-regular basis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are for the most part his own fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, &amp;quot;[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally &amp;quot;injected&amp;quot; with autism by doctors when he was a child, as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as &amp;quot;autistic,&amp;quot; although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was &amp;quot;around age five or six.&amp;quot; However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than &amp;quot;five or six.&amp;quot;) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the &amp;quot;evil babysitter&amp;quot; incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to &amp;quot;high-functioning,&amp;quot; but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the &amp;quot;Childhood Disintegrative Disorder&amp;quot; category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his &amp;quot;Song of Christian&amp;quot; video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of &amp;quot;therapy&amp;quot; had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in &amp;quot;everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|&amp;quot;Missing White Woman Syndrome&amp;quot;]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with &amp;quot;proper&amp;quot; autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's symptoms==&lt;br /&gt;
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Many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.&lt;br /&gt;
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A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few &amp;quot;eccentricities&amp;quot;, or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix &amp;quot;aut-&amp;quot; is a form of &amp;quot;auto-&amp;quot;, meaning &amp;quot;self,&amp;quot; as in &amp;quot;automobile,&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;self-moving&amp;quot;. In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, &amp;quot;it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact&amp;quot; as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: &amp;quot;even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]&amp;quot; (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a &amp;quot;[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]].&amp;quot; When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was &amp;quot;find yourself a girlfriend.&amp;quot; He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an &amp;quot;innocent victim of misunderstanding&amp;quot;—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has trouble developing platonic relationships. Many non-autistic people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He is also uninterested in talking about subjects besides himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the &amp;quot;Hurtful Truth Level&amp;quot;; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and the organization of elements bordering OCD. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. &amp;quot;5 mies[sic] from the city&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; instead of &amp;quot;outside the city&amp;quot;), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to &amp;quot;[[pedofork|age up]]&amp;quot; the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that &amp;quot;[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a &amp;quot;Wilson&amp;quot; wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|&amp;quot;humor&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.&lt;br /&gt;
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*An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly. This condition is also linked to [[speech impediment]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's misconceptions about autism==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's &amp;quot;[[Love Quest]]&amp;quot; and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have &amp;quot;Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People&amp;quot;,]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. &lt;br /&gt;
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 23]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on the causes of autism===&lt;br /&gt;
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that &amp;quot;scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic&amp;quot;, and that the babysitter incident merely &amp;quot;brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot &amp;quot;the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth&amp;quot;, apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and &amp;quot;high-functioning autism&amp;quot; one and the same.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to &amp;quot;ass burger&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;ass booger&amp;quot; for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself &amp;quot;close-minded&amp;quot; on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied &amp;quot;...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.&amp;quot; Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how &amp;quot;to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's&amp;quot;]], Chris's only response was, &amp;quot;My advice is to Mainstream the child.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's &amp;quot;homo vaccine.&amp;quot; Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over what?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over your autism?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yes&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; anyway, what is it that you want to do?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you serious?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Autism is not influenza&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't 'get over it'&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic ''recovered''&amp;quot;. A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was &amp;quot;suffering&amp;quot; from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that &amp;quot;''I still am for real.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other autistics==&lt;br /&gt;
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Listening to Chris go on about &amp;quot;us TRUE and HONEST autistics,&amp;quot; you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics &amp;quot;windows into hell&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; autistics (read: Chris).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can therefore be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are. &lt;br /&gt;
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For their part, [[A-Logging|people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name]]. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was &amp;quot;Paranoia Fuel;&amp;quot; that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the &amp;quot;window into hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a &amp;quot;hate site.&amp;quot; Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asperger syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism Tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and psychology]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kick the Autistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stress]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Love quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Autism</title>
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[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|[[Chris]], on himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble 9.5]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'M RETARDED.|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|exposing Jeff]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] &amp;quot;conquering&amp;quot; autism (and &amp;quot;ATScI3&amp;quot;) by confusing windmills with watermills.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or &amp;quot;ATSIMU&amp;quot;) in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but it has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger_Syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_Out_of_College|decisions]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|[https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/|rae12, Cracked.com]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his &amp;quot;medium&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;low&amp;quot; level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Trolls]] have often noted that the &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them &amp;quot;WINDOWS TO HELL&amp;quot; and compared them to &amp;quot;zombies&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|soils himself]] on a semi-regular basis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are for the most part his own fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, &amp;quot;[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally &amp;quot;injected&amp;quot; with autism by doctors when he was a child, as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as &amp;quot;autistic,&amp;quot; although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was &amp;quot;around age five or six.&amp;quot; However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than &amp;quot;five or six.&amp;quot;) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the &amp;quot;evil babysitter&amp;quot; incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to &amp;quot;high-functioning,&amp;quot; but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the &amp;quot;Childhood Disintegrative Disorder&amp;quot; category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his &amp;quot;Song of Christian&amp;quot; video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of &amp;quot;therapy&amp;quot; had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in &amp;quot;everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|&amp;quot;Missing White Woman Syndrome&amp;quot;]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with &amp;quot;proper&amp;quot; autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's symptoms==&lt;br /&gt;
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Many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.&lt;br /&gt;
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A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few &amp;quot;eccentricities&amp;quot;, or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix &amp;quot;aut-&amp;quot; is a form of &amp;quot;auto-&amp;quot;, meaning &amp;quot;self,&amp;quot; as in &amp;quot;automobile,&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;self-moving&amp;quot;. In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, &amp;quot;it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact&amp;quot; as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: &amp;quot;even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]&amp;quot; (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a &amp;quot;[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]].&amp;quot; When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was &amp;quot;find yourself a girlfriend.&amp;quot; He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an &amp;quot;innocent victim of misunderstanding&amp;quot;—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has trouble developing platonic relationships. Many non-autistic people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He is also uninterested in talking about subjects besides himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the &amp;quot;Hurtful Truth Level&amp;quot;; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and the organization of elements bordering OCD. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. &amp;quot;5 mies[sic] from the city&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; instead of &amp;quot;outside the city&amp;quot;), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to &amp;quot;[[pedofork|age up]]&amp;quot; the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that &amp;quot;[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a &amp;quot;Wilson&amp;quot; wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|&amp;quot;humor&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.&lt;br /&gt;
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*An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly. This condition is also linked to [[speech impediment]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's misconceptions about autism==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's &amp;quot;[[Love Quest]]&amp;quot; and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have &amp;quot;Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People&amp;quot;,]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. &lt;br /&gt;
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 23]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on the causes of autism===&lt;br /&gt;
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that &amp;quot;scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic&amp;quot;, and that the babysitter incident merely &amp;quot;brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot &amp;quot;the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth&amp;quot;, apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and &amp;quot;high-functioning autism&amp;quot; one and the same.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to &amp;quot;ass burger&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;ass booger&amp;quot; for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself &amp;quot;close-minded&amp;quot; on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on autism education==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied &amp;quot;...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.&amp;quot; Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how &amp;quot;to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's&amp;quot;]], Chris's only response was, &amp;quot;My advice is to Mainstream the child.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Autism cured?==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's &amp;quot;homo vaccine.&amp;quot; Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over what?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over your autism?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yes&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; anyway, what is it that you want to do?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you serious?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Autism is not influenza&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't 'get over it'&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic ''recovered''&amp;quot;. A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was &amp;quot;suffering&amp;quot; from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that &amp;quot;''I still am for real.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other autistics==&lt;br /&gt;
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Listening to Chris go on about &amp;quot;us TRUE and HONEST autistics,&amp;quot; you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics &amp;quot;windows into hell&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; autistics (read: Chris).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can therefore be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are. &lt;br /&gt;
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For their part, [[A-Logging|people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name]]. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was &amp;quot;Paranoia Fuel;&amp;quot; that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the &amp;quot;window into hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a &amp;quot;hate site.&amp;quot; Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asperger syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism Tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and psychology]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kick the Autistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stress]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|[[Chris]], on himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble 9.5]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'M RETARDED.|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff|exposing Jeff]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] &amp;quot;conquering&amp;quot; autism (and &amp;quot;ATScI3&amp;quot;) by confusing windmills with watermills.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or &amp;quot;ATSIMU&amp;quot;) in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but it has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger_Syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_Out_of_College|decisions]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|[https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/|rae12, Cracked.com]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his &amp;quot;medium&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;low&amp;quot; level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Trolls]] have often noted that the &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them &amp;quot;WINDOWS TO HELL&amp;quot; and compared them to &amp;quot;zombies&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Asperger syndrome]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|soils himself]] on a semi-regular basis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are for the most part his own fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, &amp;quot;[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame (other than the elderly [[Bob]] and [[Barb]]) for Chris's sudden loss of language development. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally &amp;quot;injected&amp;quot; with autism by doctors when he was a child, as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as &amp;quot;autistic,&amp;quot; although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was &amp;quot;around age five or six.&amp;quot; However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than &amp;quot;five or six.&amp;quot;) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the &amp;quot;evil babysitter&amp;quot; incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to &amp;quot;high-functioning,&amp;quot; but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the &amp;quot;Childhood Disintegrative Disorder&amp;quot; category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his &amp;quot;Song of Christian&amp;quot; video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of &amp;quot;therapy&amp;quot; had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in &amp;quot;everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|&amp;quot;Missing White Woman Syndrome&amp;quot;]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with &amp;quot;proper&amp;quot; autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's symptoms==&lt;br /&gt;
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Many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.&lt;br /&gt;
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A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few &amp;quot;eccentricities&amp;quot;, or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix &amp;quot;aut-&amp;quot; is a form of &amp;quot;auto-&amp;quot;, meaning &amp;quot;self,&amp;quot; as in &amp;quot;automobile,&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;self-moving&amp;quot;. In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, &amp;quot;it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact&amp;quot; as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: &amp;quot;even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]&amp;quot; (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a &amp;quot;[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]].&amp;quot; When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was &amp;quot;find yourself a girlfriend.&amp;quot; He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an &amp;quot;innocent victim of misunderstanding&amp;quot;—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has trouble developing platonic relationships. Many non-autistic people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He is also uninterested in talking about subjects besides himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the &amp;quot;Hurtful Truth Level&amp;quot;; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and the organization of elements bordering OCD. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. &amp;quot;5 mies[sic] from the city&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; instead of &amp;quot;outside the city&amp;quot;), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to &amp;quot;[[pedofork|age up]]&amp;quot; the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that &amp;quot;[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a &amp;quot;Wilson&amp;quot; wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|&amp;quot;humor&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.&lt;br /&gt;
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*An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly. This condition is also linked to [[speech impediment]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's misconceptions about autism==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's &amp;quot;[[Love Quest]]&amp;quot; and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have &amp;quot;Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People&amp;quot;,]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. &lt;br /&gt;
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 23]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on the causes of autism===&lt;br /&gt;
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that &amp;quot;scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic&amp;quot;, and that the babysitter incident merely &amp;quot;brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot &amp;quot;the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth&amp;quot;, apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and &amp;quot;high-functioning autism&amp;quot; one and the same.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to &amp;quot;ass burger&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;ass booger&amp;quot; for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself &amp;quot;close-minded&amp;quot; on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on autism education==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied &amp;quot;...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.&amp;quot; Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how &amp;quot;to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's&amp;quot;]], Chris's only response was, &amp;quot;My advice is to Mainstream the child.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Autism cured?==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's &amp;quot;homo vaccine.&amp;quot; Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over what?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over your autism?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; yes&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; anyway, what is it that you want to do?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you serious?&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Autism is not influenza&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't 'get over it'&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic ''recovered''&amp;quot;. A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was &amp;quot;suffering&amp;quot; from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that &amp;quot;''I still am for real.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other autistics==&lt;br /&gt;
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Listening to Chris go on about &amp;quot;us TRUE and HONEST autistics,&amp;quot; you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics &amp;quot;windows into hell&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; autistics (read: Chris).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can therefore be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are. &lt;br /&gt;
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For their part, [[A-Logging|people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name]]. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was &amp;quot;Paranoia Fuel;&amp;quot; that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the &amp;quot;window into hell.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a &amp;quot;hate site.&amp;quot; Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.&lt;br /&gt;
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Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asperger syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism Tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and psychology]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kick the Autistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stress]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I believe in God and Jesus too, but God must hate me to put me in the lifestyle I am forced to be cooped up and bored with.|Eli Eli lama sabaqtani! ([[Facebook]])}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SonichuRosechuReligious.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu and Rosechu recall Joseph's story of &amp;quot;forgiveness&amp;quot; immediately prior to Rosechu brutally faceraping [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''The religion of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]''' is a complicated topic because his stated religious convictions often starkly differ from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil.  &lt;br /&gt;
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That Chris professes a belief in Christianity completes the general stereotype of the [[naïve]] [[Ruckersville, VA|hillbilly]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|idiot]] who thinks that citing divine authority is the way to win arguments about things he doesn't understand. With religion, as with all things, Chris only hears what he wants to hear. For example, he espouses his religion's teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality ''yet'' ignores the fact that it also forbids pre-marital [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[Nudes|pornography]], and [[Chris and health|gluttony]]. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: he actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents... shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's narrow view of the world requires that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] share his religious beliefs, despite the fact that they also regard Chris as their almighty creator and father, creating yet another tier on this wedding cake of theological contradictions. &lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless of his religion, Chris believes he has received [[Dreams|multiple visions from God]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Denomination==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|right||Program from Chris's baptism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, [[BlueSpike|fornication]], [[Twin Falling Towers|wickedness]], [[Kacey|covetousness]], [[Don't Mess With Me|maliciousness]]; full of [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|envy]], [[Death threats|murder]], [[Mass debating|debate]], [[List of Chris's lies|deceit]], [[Chris and anger|malignity]]; whisperers, [[Autism Tutorial Extra|backbiters]], haters of God, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|despiteful]], [[Chris and his Ego|proud]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|boasters]], inventors of [[Sonichu|evil things]], [[Bob Chandler|disobedient to parents]], [[Naïve|without understanding]], covenantbreakers, [[Hanky-panky|without natural affection]], [[Chris and remorse|implacable]], [[Sonichu Special 4|unmerciful]]: who knowing the judgment of God, that they which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|commit such things are worthy of death]], not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.|Romans 1:28-32, on Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The first church Chris and his parents are known to have attended is a Korean Presbyterian church at Chesterfield County.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Church audio#00:18:10 - Seth MacFarlane &amp;amp; The Bible]]; [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris would later on attend [[Grace Baptist Church]], a small congregation in [[Charlottesville]] that launched in [[2000]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://cvilletomorrow.typepad.com/charlottesville_tomorrow_/2007/12/grace_baptist.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[2008]] he was, under [[Nudes|mysterious circumstances]], forced to leave that community, at which time he began attending [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]. Although Chris identifies himself as Methodist and so did his [[Bob Chandler|father]], his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] identifies herself as a Presbyterian.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Wesley Mem&amp;quot; is located near the [[University of Virginia]] and has an unusually liberal theology; the common conclusion among [[trolls]] is that congregations more in line with Chris's intolerance of [[homos]] are equally intolerant of ''him'', so he had to come here. The doctrinal differences between the [[Wikipedia:Southern Baptist|Southern Baptist]] and Methodist denominations are probably too subtle for Chris to concern himself with, and he likely does not spiritually identify with any particular denomination of Christianity beyond simply being Protestant, or even simply Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Concept of God (or: GodJesus)==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCletter.jpg|thumb|left|Chris invokes God and Jesus, saying they told him that [[Blanca]] is real. Proof that God and Jesus are on the [[trolls]]' side.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|God and Jesus ('sup?) tell Chris he is meant to be with [[Ivy]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Traditionally, Chris had a fundamental belief in an omnipotent, benevolent male God. He also accepted Jesus Christ as the son of God and the savior of mankind. He was reluctant to mention God without also including Jesus, perhaps out of some sense that he must stress his specifically Christian notion of God (despite other Abrahamic sects using completely different words for Him). In effect, Chris frequently referred to &amp;quot;God and Jesus&amp;quot; (or &amp;quot;GodJesus&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) as if they were some sort of [[wikipedia:Binitarianism|Binity]], unlike the mainstream Christian concept of the [[Wikipedia:Trinity|Trinity]], which states that God Himself exists as three &amp;quot;persons&amp;quot; or expressions in one Essence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Being the unparalleled study in [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] he is, Chris seemed to view God as a more of an instrument of his own will than a supreme being to Whom he is subject. In Chris's view of God, the Almighty will overlook (or simply not care about) his misdeeds, but will become as enraged as Chris over those of others, especially when they malign Chris. Case in point, the ''fact'' that Chris cheated in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|PaRappa the Rapper contest]] is not nearly as important as the ''suspicion'' that [[Adam Stackhouse]] did, and Chris invoked God numerous times in his threats to Adam.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris believes God has a special interest in his own life, which would be consistent with Western monotheism, except that he also thinks God has nothing better to do than attend to him, and him alone. In his worldview, God's primary purpose should be to arrange events so that he is happy, and punish those who make him unhappy. This is nearly the exact opposite of Christianity which states that man is to serve God. He has been commonly observed saying things like &amp;quot;with God (and Jesus) on my side I will...&amp;quot;. He often invokes the wrath of God in his [[Death threats|infantile threats]], and is oblivious to the fact that God has yet to back him up on any of them. &lt;br /&gt;
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Much like the [[Wikipedia:Ruhollah Khomeini|Ayatollah Khomeini]], Chris attributes most of his impetus to commands given to him directly from GodJesus in [[Dreams|visions]]. “I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping,” he wrote in 2014.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His exact beliefs concerning these prophetic dreams are difficult to pin down, but the most rational interpretation is that Chris dreams about something he'd like to do, then wakes up and decides it was God telling him to do it. In Chris's mind, each vision is simultaneously a directive to do something and proof that it will happen no matter what occurs. For instance, after Chris had a vision about fathering a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]], he decided he was required to actively [[Love Quest|make that happen]] while also assuring himself that [[Virgin with rage|failure]] was impossible. When Chris was being accused of [[Chris and race|racism]] for insisting that he can only date white women, he justified this by arguing that his prophesied daughter must be white.&lt;br /&gt;
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Visions from God supposedly confirmed that [[Blanca Weiss]], then [[PandaHalo]] and finally [[Ivy]] were to be the mother of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chris's child]], despite the fact that each of these women subsequently turned out to be [[trolls]]. This proves that God, if he exists, is either not responsible for Chris's supposedly prophetic dreams, or is having a [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laugh at his expense]], an idea which Chris may have later taken to heart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also believes that if he confesses his sins to GodJesus he will be forgiven. Private confessions directly to God are not uncommon in Protestantism, but generally it's assumed that the confessor is doing so out of true [[Chris and remorse|remorse]] and to genuinely atone for mistakes. However, Chris abuses the purpose of confession so that he can commit whatever wrongs he wants and then wipe the slate clean with his &amp;quot;confession.&amp;quot; For example, Chris made [[To Clyde and Jack|a video]] in which he suggested that [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] commit suicide so that they can burn in Hell forever. He later drew them doing just that in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]]. Just one day after the comic appearance, Chris answered a fan letter asking why he had been wishing suicide upon them, and pointing out that such a wish conflicts with his Christian beliefs. Chris responded that he had &amp;quot;confessed of that to God and Jesus, and they have forgiven [him] on that.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 33#Chris demanded suicide under &amp;quot;reasonable hatred&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; One of two things happened: either Chris wished for their deaths in the video, asked for forgiveness, then gleefully drew it happening afterward anyway, or he waited until he'd finally got done saying his piece, then conveniently offered up his confession right after getting everything out of his system. Either way, such a confession is highly disingenuous.&lt;br /&gt;
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In recent years, Chris appears to have become somewhat disenchanted with God. Traditional theology has long dealt with the so-called &amp;quot;problem of pain&amp;quot; in books Chris is unlikely to read any time soon. Despite Chris's strong belief that GodJesus is backing him up on his [[Love Quest]], God has nevertheless imparted upon him such [[stress]] and trolling. He seems to believe that the way prayer should work is the same way a little kid learns to get what they want: by saying &amp;quot;please.&amp;quot; To Chris, prayer is apparently like ordering a pizza, and as long as you pray for something, it'll show up for you exactly how you ordered it. Since Chris hasn't gotten exactly what he has prayed for, the fault must lie with God. In a farewell [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] meant for his fellow parishioners at Wesley Memorial, he wrote that &amp;quot;God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 7 September 2013, Chris cursed God's name on [[Facebook]] after a run in with a [[Jerkop]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He explained the reasons for his disillusionment in a [[May 2013]] letter to [[Kim]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, Kim. I have just read over some of the webpage Phil relayed to me. I must admit, and Amy is welcome to read this as well, it took me by surprise seeing the words &amp;quot;Magick&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Pagan&amp;quot; in this religion(?).&lt;br /&gt;
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I like magic(k). I have fully accepted Jesus as my savior. And my mother, father, and what I've hear on television, all have informed me about heaven, hell, that the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness. And that &amp;quot;God&amp;quot; is within all of us, as energy and direction. And in the end, we all believe in the same God(ess). Yet also, if God is supposed to love us all, why does he let me continue to have a Lot of downs in my life? I often feel temptation towards destroying the Lego Minifigure I have made in an image of God, or otherwise just torturing it. I admit, I am not perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
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So, all things considered, Amy, I will be most willing to try your way on, and see how I feel fully about it after. The way I figure it, at least I can still go to my church regardless. :)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Soon thereafter, inspired by [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]], he seemed to divorce himself from a Christian conception of God altogether, choosing to believe in a rather capricious, relativistic deity: &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|The Higher Force above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.|Chris on Facebook, August 2014.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#tl;dr]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Afterlife==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} {{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to Heaven and bad deeds sending them to Hell is not an uncommon one, Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. In general this teaching means that one's prior sins (no matter how terrible) can be forgiven by God, and that members of the faith should try to live righteous lives not because it will get them into Heaven, but simply because doing so is morally the right thing to do. The salvation of one's soul through faith is essentially the single point upon which nearly every Protestant denomination is based (as opposed to Catholicism, where one's fate in the afterlife is determined almost exclusively by mortal actions and sacraments).&lt;br /&gt;
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Absurdly, Chris has stated that one goes to Heaven or Hell based completely on personal actions - the Catholic theory, not the Protestant. He personally believes he will go to heaven because he's done &amp;quot;[[Common Questions#Answered 01/01/10|a lot of]] [[28 October 2011|good deeds]]&amp;quot;. Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to Hell, and need to become heterosexuals to &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to Heaven]]&amp;quot;. He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for Hell for making fun of people over the Internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster.&lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, Chris has said that he's open to the idea of reincarnation, common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions. In 2009 he stated flatly that he believed in the concept,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but in 2014 he seemed more uncertain, writing “It is possible, but I'm not sure.”&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. He has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris has nothing to do with them and seems to have lifted the notion from [[anime|somewhere else]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Further complicating Chris's ideas of the afterlife, he believes in ghosts, going so far as to claim that he might have seen one.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2013, Chris commented that he had considered suicide, but &amp;quot;The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In reality, [[Wikipedia:Limbo|Limbo]] is, in some Roman Catholic views, a state that unbaptised infants were supposed to enter into when they died: happy, but excluded from God due to their original sin. [[Wikipedia:Religious views on suicide|Christian views on suicide]] and the fate of suicides in the afterlife is highly varied.&lt;br /&gt;
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His belief that suicide leads one to Limbo may stem from the [[South Park]] episode &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Death (South Park)|Death]]&amp;quot;, in which it is found that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the eulogy Chris made for [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], he wrote that &amp;quot;[Patti] has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven [...] she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up [in doggy heaven].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This suggests that Chris believes that animals (or at least dogs) have an afterlife. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Concept of sin==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:John Asperchu.JPG|thumb|right|Take note, Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you...|Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:44}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO [[Death threats|KILL]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|JASON KENDRICK HOWELL]]|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] Forum}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|HAVE A GOD DAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THIS VERY MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!|E-mail from Chris to [[Vivian]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Other than vehemently opposing [[homos]], [[trolls]] and [[jerkop]]s, Chris seems to have little notion about the nature of sin and evil except that people who do things he doesn't like should go to Hell. This is completely at odds with the part of Christian philosophy that states all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and anyone who repents his sins will be redeemed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's understanding of Christian theology is extremely limited, and he does not seem to know anything about the Bible (although he apparently owns a copy of the New International Version). His homophobia had nothing to do with the prohibitions on homosexuality in the Old Testament, which he was unaware of until he heard about it from ''[[Family Guy]]''. His [[Fapcup|aversion to &amp;quot;spilling his seed&amp;quot;]] and his [[recycling|dedication to the unborn]] have absolutely no basis in Biblical passages condemning sexual immorality and abortion.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris gave in to temptation and cybered with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] in violation of his monogamous relationship with [[Ivy]], Chris made [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|a big production]] out of confessing his sin and seeking forgiveness. This suggests that he previously had little to no experience with the idea of repenting sins before God.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris clearly does not follow the Christian concept of the seven deadly sins, as he commits [[death threats|wrath]], [[Liquid Chris|envy]], [[obesity| gluttony]], [[monthly tugboat|sloth]], [[Chris and money|greed]], [[virgin with rage|lust]] and [[Chris and his ego|pride]] constantly.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and forgiveness==&lt;br /&gt;
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A major tenet in most any religion you can think of is the act of forgiveness. Unfortunately for Chris, he has [[Autism|no idea of what forgiveness really is]], and will often hold grudges against [[Clyde Cash|anybody]] [[Michael Snyder|he]] feels has wronged him, [[Greene County Conspiracy|sometimes even for years]]. While some may argue that he did show [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha_Retraction|forgiveness]] in a few of his videos, even more will argue that such things were done either under an [[China|ulterior motive]] or is meaningless as he goes on to curse and scream at them later on.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[This is how the Trial went|During his trial]] on July 10th, 2012, it was discovered that Michael Snyder made an honorable plea that Chris be shown leniency, as a felony was a life-changing event that could really harm Chris in the long run. This comes despite Chris [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|scaring his customers away]], ''(while he was still allowed in the store)'', [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Video|shouting racist slurs at him]], [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|threatening to set fire to his business]], and [[28 October 2011|injuring him with his car]]. This was probably the most extraordinary form of forgiveness that anyone has ever shown towards Chris, even after the latter's horrible actions. Chris's show of gratitude was to go against all common sense and commit ''public slander'' in a court of law:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't think that [[Michael Snyder|thieving liar]] deserves a [[Monthly tugboat|red cent]]!|Chris, [[This is how the Trial went]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris the Shaman==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The spirit of Patti will have his soul for dinner tonight! She will be haunting your nightmares, Mr. Leary.|Chris, [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|1) &amp;quot;Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha&amp;quot; - Placing Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune on all of those who give me grief or hate.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; 2) &amp;quot;Forgiveness Blessing&amp;quot; - Cures all ailments of virus or physical qualities.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; 3) &amp;quot;Hono&amp;quot; - Makes Gays, regardless of gender, become Straight; NEVER to be gay EVER Again.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; 4) &amp;quot;Peaceful Teaching&amp;quot; - Quells all disputes and disagreements within a 1000 mile radius, and turns all weaponry into dust.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; 5) &amp;quot;Come to me, my Women&amp;quot; - Locates and attracts 18 to 30-year old single women within a 5-mile radius.|Chris's terrifyingly insane list of &amp;quot;spells&amp;quot;, [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts|Mailbag 23]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his professed Christianity, Chris's beliefs and behaviors almost tend towards a sort of shamanistic mindset, where God is a force to be controlled and the Universe can be influenced by various mystic rituals. In Chris's case, he seems to believe that his tirades and tantrums will somehow affect the trolls who torment him. His attacks on the [[Clown Doll]], for instance, are a metaphorical threat, but also suggest an attempt at somehow literally harming the trolls through [[Wikipedia:sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]], like a voodoo doll. He views his revenge against his enemies in the comic or in ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur III]]'' as being equivalent to actual revenge, rather than simply venting.&lt;br /&gt;
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The world of [[CWCville]] is also a spirit realm, where Chris is almighty and can create and shape it as he pleases due to his power of &amp;quot;creativity&amp;quot;. It exists outside, but parallel, to the real world, and sometimes Chris seems to honestly believe that it's a real place, even if it's just imaginary. The idea of this spirit realm became more valid when, in a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|video]], Chris claimed that the soul of his [[Patti Chandler|dead dog]] (now [[Patti-Chan|living in CWCville]]) would devour Alec Benson Leary's soul and haunt his [[dreams]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While Chris has used the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] in reality, he never took it too seriously, at least until he used it on [[Liquid Chris]] in a video. With the &amp;quot;kidnapping&amp;quot; of Liquid, he then realized that he had &amp;quot;the power&amp;quot; to actually curse people. He also developed a new ability to bless people via the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] skill. He honestly seems to believe that these powers are real, even stating in one video that if it works, then he knows he has &amp;quot;the power.&amp;quot; GaoGaiGar fans then promptly wanted to hit Chris for his abuse of [[Wikipedia:The_King_of_Braves_GaoGaiGar_glossary#.22THE_POWER.22_and_Jupiter-X|ZA POWER]]. Chris later stated in a music video that if people antagonize him, they will be cursed, but if you're TRUE and HONEST, you will receive blessings.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris ought to be aware that his sorcery is not merely atypical of a Christian, but in fact explicitly proscribed by his faith. [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=galatians%205:19-20&amp;amp;version=KJV Galatians 5:19-20] lists witchcraft as one of the more blatant acts of sin, whilst in the Old Testament, [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+22%3A18&amp;amp;version=KJV Exodus 22:18] commands &amp;quot;Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live&amp;quot;. That's right, there's a Biblical mandate for Chris's death (and though there is some debate as to whether or not the original terms used refers only to harmful spellcasters, Chris has repeatedly attempted to curse people with things like death and haunting for very petty reasons). Alec Benson Leary, in one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|phone calls]] with Chris, attempted to point out the thoroughly un-Christian nature of Chris's dabbling in black magic, but his reasoning appeared to have little effect.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, it is important to remember, even if he did convert to a shamanistic faith, chances are most groups would kick him out just as quickly. Cursing people is one of the few things Wiccans and neo-Pagans are forbidden from doing (at least without good reason), and most, if not all, groups would look down upon his general idiocy and his dabbling into powers [[Slow-in-the-minds|beyond his comprehension]] – not to even mention the fact that neo-Pagans often take a dim view on people who get into religious groups [[Chris and sex#Moral basis on sex and double standards|just to get sex]], without comprehending the philosophy. No matter what, Chris will likely be hated for being an [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]], [[Women's rights|sexist]], [[Chris and race|racist]], failure.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Delusions of Godhood?==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Fear not. For behold I bring tidings of great joy.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian. Sonichu, will he forgive me?|Aspie Sonichu, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Issue 10 Pg 48.jpg|thumb|Sonichu cracks open his tomb and descends in a beam of light.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:EmperorChris.png|thumb|left|All hail Christian Weston Chandler, God-&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Mayor of [[CWCville]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Starting on page 42 of [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], Chris displays a somewhat disturbing twist to the plot (such as it is) of his comics. [[Ultra Sonichu]] frees [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her stony state using his Chaotic powers, then appears to [[Darkbind Sonichu]] with a message similar in tone, if not outright text, to prophecies of the coming of Jesus Christ (complete with arms outstretched as if he were suspended on a crucifix).&lt;br /&gt;
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Later on in the issue, Ultra Sonichu travels to the world of [[Asperchu]], where the characters of that comic inform him that they were forced into their roles by Alec, and that they had been praying to Christian Weston Chandler for deliverance and forgiveness. Lo and behold, Chris did send the Messiah Sonichu to end their suffering. Sonichu uses the &amp;quot;Chaotic Remedy&amp;quot; to miraculously cure them all of their [[Asperger syndrome]] (even though only Asperchu himself had the condition) and gives them new names and new, &amp;quot;better&amp;quot; looks.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that, like Jesus Christ, [[Sonichu]] was born to a [[virgin with rage|virgin]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Even before this, Chris had directly compared himself to God. In Issue #7, after Christian is lost in the Time Void, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_32 Sonichu says this].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|In the meantime, he will receive the [[Chris and English|accumilitive]] memories of the passing moments, so in a way, he is looking down on us, like our Lord and God are able to, but the vision may be blurred.|[[Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Possibly in response to criticism about acting as God, in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_62 later pages] Chris addressed the issue of the non-canon Chaotic Combo worshipping him in an incredibly ignorant manner. First, he declares that he is not God but &amp;quot;a servant of him and Jesus&amp;quot;, and immediately after goes on to &amp;quot;forgive&amp;quot; Michael (the copycat Sonichu's made-over name) for &amp;quot;baring false witness against &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;[Chris]&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;quot;, as if he has the authority to forgive the breaking of the Ten Commandments, ''like he's God or something.'' In addition, only five pages later [[Angelica]] condemns those who prefer [[Asperchu|Alec]]'s artwork over Chris's as &amp;quot;blasphemous&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic10P66.jpg Issue 10, page 66]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Further evidence of Chris's blossoming God complex comes through his answer to some of the frequently asked questions that were put to him via the [[Mailbag]], where he states that he considers Sonichu to have over one billion fans.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Common Questions]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The only other character who can claim such a number is GodJesus (or AllahMuhammad). This mad mentality is compounded by the fact that Chris is like a God to Sonichu; this means that his opinion of himself is that of a God's God. Or maybe a [[Christopher's name change|God's bear]]. Chris moves in mysterious ways.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] he seems to call himself Jesus: ''&amp;quot;You have my word as an Avid Gamer, Lamb of God, and Humble Human Being that I WILL work Very Hard to Save, Save, Save.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, this could also be a [[Chris and English|malapropism]] for &amp;quot;Word of God.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris might have developed a God complex as early as [[2000]], as the halo floating over his head on the cover of ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]'' seems to indicate.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other faiths==&lt;br /&gt;
Given his sheltered existence in the heart of the suburban American South, Chris probably hasn't had much direct exposure to anything but mainstream brands of Protestantism. When his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; asked him for his feelings on other religions during an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]], he glossed over the question and simply reiterated his own unthinking statement of faith. At other times, his comments have been scattered and inconsistent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Christian denominations===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has no connection to Catholicism, which he seems to regard as a benign but alien practice. In his comics, he assigns it to a minor character, [[Angelica Rosechu]], whose faith doesn't practically differentiate her from the rest of the inhabitants of [[CWCville]] - she's still as much of a slut as the rest of her [[Rosechu (species)|species]]. Through Angelica, it is obvious that Chris knows almost nothing about Catholicism and seems to think it's just a variety of Protestantism with nuns - he refers to Catholic priests as [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu|&amp;quot;pastors&amp;quot;] and almost certainly doesn't know the Catholic Bible is different from the one generally used by Protestants. Also, Angelica's home congregation is called &amp;quot;Samuel Memorial United Christian Church,&amp;quot; which is about the least likely name for a Roman Catholic church Chris could have come up with. He does, at least, realise that Catholicism is a form of Christianity, which is more than can be said for some.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[PandaHalo]]'s persona was designed to be devoutly Roman Catholic specifically to confound Chris's desire for pre-marital sex with contraception. Faced with this challenge, Chris tried to argue that God really does allows premarital sex because his pastor said so (ironically, Catholicism preaches deference on moral issues to one's priest while Protestantism does not). It didn't even occur to Chris that what his pastor said to him wouldn't apply to a Catholic, because Chris is incapable of seeing things from perspectives besides his own.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has described &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Mormonism|Mormans]]&amp;quot; [sic] as not being datable.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[MySpace messages]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He has never explained why, but he may have learned through [[Anna McLerran]] that Mormons typically don't date non-Mormons. While it is not clear how much does Chris knows about [[:wikipedia:Unitarianism|Unitarianism]] (likely not a lot), he is not hostile toward that sect; [[Jackie]] identified herself as a Unitarian,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie#Profile]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Chris was not bothered by this (conceivably because he didn't know what it was).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Given that he takes his own religion à la carte, Chris is likely unaware of most of the differences between the sects of Protestantism, and, indeed, the differences between Protestantism and Catholicism. He has never been pressed for comment on Eastern variants of Christianity, such as the Eastern Orthodox church, and it is uncertain what he thinks of these sects, or if he's even aware of their existence.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Judaism===&lt;br /&gt;
''See also: [[Chris and race#Jews|Chris and race]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and [[Sonichu 11]]&amp;quot; reveal that Chris has a somewhat basic awareness of [[Wikipedia:Judaism|Judaism]], probably picked up from watching ''[[South Park]]''. He appears to not understand that Jews and [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhists]] don't celebrate [[Christmas]], at least not the religious aspects of it. However, in the way he wrote it, it is unknown if he's implying that Christians, [[Hanukkah|Jews]] and [[Christmas#Jolly Buddah (sic)|Buddhists]] go to the same place of worship, or if he's saying they go to separate places of worship and calls them &amp;quot;churches&amp;quot; because his vocabulary is heavily lacking.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;In fact, in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13#09-02-27|one chat]] Chris has referred to what was most likely a synagogue as a &amp;quot;Jewich [sic] Church&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]], Chris is being blatantly anti-Semitic by &amp;quot;just throwing it out there&amp;quot; that he thinks Snyder is Jewish, and uses &amp;quot;Jew&amp;quot; as an insult (which he also got from ''South Park''). [[Some Favored Comedians]] is a thinly-veiled furious backpedaling attempt in which he rambles on and on about how he respects Jewish comedians like [[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Islam===&lt;br /&gt;
In a CWCipedia [[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris-Chan the Moralf**|article]], he strongly hints at feeling great hatred towards Muslims. Although the article primarily exists to deny various accusations trolls have made about him, he does not deny being a &amp;quot;prolific hater of all things not Christian&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In all likelihood he knows nothing about Islam or the Quran, and is not known to have ever commented on the religion directly.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Scientology===&lt;br /&gt;
On 28 [[December 2009]], Chris wrote a blog entry telling [[Jack Thaddeus]] to get out of the closet and &amp;quot;Go Into F***ing Scientology&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Following this comment Chris was asked to elaborate his thoughts on Scientology; he said that he neither agrees with it nor disapproves of it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 52#Master of diplomacy at work|Mailbag 52]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His opinion of it has probably been culled from ''[[South Park]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Non-theism===&lt;br /&gt;
Out of all of these sections, Chris's opinion of irreligious people, and atheists in particular, is the most vacillating and incoherent, and also coincidentally one of the best documented.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Vivian Gee]]'s belief in [[Wikipedia:Taoism|Taoism]], a non-theistic religion, seemed to be a concept he couldn't process, and even seemed to make him uneasy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ruckersville, VA|Unsurprisingly]], he doesn't seem to like or trust atheists, but even there, he has a hard time articulating his opinion. When Vivian asked him to explain why he dislikes them, he said, &amp;quot;I don't know, but I do know that they are not believers of God and Jesus.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Even from an evangelical point of view, it's hard enough for atheists to try and take [[GodJesus]] seriously enough to believe in them without Chris going around boasting about having the deities on his side as though they were his personal avengers. When asked &amp;quot;You often attempt to scare your [[trolls]] by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?&amp;quot; by [[Thorg]] in [[Common Questions#09 January 2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], his response was:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a &amp;quot;scare tactic&amp;quot;, [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say &amp;quot;Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet&amp;quot;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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While it might hurt your brain trying to translate that second line from autism to English, Chris is trying to say that Hell exists but we haven't experienced it yet because we're still alive. This shows that Chris simply doesn't comprehend non-belief in religion, as of course an atheist would not be cowed by the threat of something they by definition don't believe exists. In the [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] answers, Chris stated that he would not date an atheist. On the other hand, [[The Wallflower]] told Chris in one of her e-mails that she had no religion,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wallflower E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which would most likely classify her as either an atheist, a deist or an agnostic. As the rest of the correspondence shows, Chris was not bothered by her lack of faith and [[&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|continued to pursue her]]. However, in his later, revised [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid]] account, he states (to the surprise of nobody) that he would be willing to date an atheist if it meant he had a chance at some [[Chris and sex|hanky panky]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In another sudden turn, in his [[Calling Out]] videos, Chris gives &amp;quot;pizza-faced atheist&amp;quot; as [[Thorg]]'s defining characteristic, with a heretofore unseen vitriol. Then in a later video, he attacks atheism with arguments so silly that even a strawman-using fundamentalist wouldn't use them, and that's saying something.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But... I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have [[GodJesus|God or Jesus]] at my- by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer... I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada‎|exposed Thorg]], his reasoning for wanting people to troll Thorg instead of him devolve from &amp;quot;because he's trolling me&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;because he's an 'evil' atheist&amp;quot;. The video was removed because it was declared hate speech.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] is also an atheist, although his opinion on this is unclear.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angelica Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dreams]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian's name change|GodBear]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://store.engrish.com/products/god-jesus-t-shirt Buy your own GodJesus T-shirt here]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal his already-stolen characters.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]] and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Understanding==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1997405266&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has attempted to contact current President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life.''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming &amp;quot;NOOOOOOO!&amp;quot; loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;The Rise &amp;amp; Fall of My Heart&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit - while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[05142010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).&lt;br /&gt;
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The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the trial on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as &amp;quot;Soliciting&amp;quot;, whereas the actual charge was &amp;quot;Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor - or at least accepting of - gun control legislation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of &amp;quot;self-defense&amp;quot;, which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and Jerkop deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legal troubles==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of incident Chris had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A#The end]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2004===&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2005===&lt;br /&gt;
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and trespassing&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.&lt;br /&gt;
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5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Following Too Close&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]]--still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away, and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken, and basically told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''&amp;quot;a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.&amp;quot;'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the same video, Chris also point blank accused Mike of molesting his own daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accusing others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe. It appears that the Virginia justice system had finally run out of patience.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a direct result of his October 28 run in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under a probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]], or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, &amp;quot;a Jerkop and an accomplice&amp;quot;) approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seem to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the 12th April, Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he 'found her on the backpage', most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craiglist clone that also solicits prostitutes--Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 28 [[April 2012]], Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Prior to his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &amp;gt;8D]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under a one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing an [[HEXBox|Potatobox One]] display at a Wal-Mart, but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was also confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to have been jailed.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2015 and 2016===&lt;br /&gt;
Thoughout most of 2015 Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October - a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's parents and law==&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.&lt;br /&gt;
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* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://208.210.219.132/stars/mainmenu.jsp;jsessionid=0000XHMY2MEVFIV0HN4N1CX0EQA:ulnfn1uq], case 0438-94-2&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Alec]] called the Chandler household posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Noble, [[Borb]] claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was &amp;quot;not illegal.&amp;quot; This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* During that same call, Bob simply won't have a bar of the concept that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, &amp;quot;it's a business place,&amp;quot; which has absolutely no bearing on private property laws.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident, but also felony assault on a police officer, a crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped earn her some clemency.&lt;br /&gt;
*On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served a two year probation.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic- the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence including a &amp;quot;Kick in the Teeth&amp;quot; which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&amp;amp;A videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008|the only one]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted made in order to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way he would have received no response.&lt;br /&gt;
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This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|&amp;quot;Framed Hand-Drawn Apology&amp;quot;]] on her doorstep.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to sender, he wasn't liable for it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 26]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his own benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the &amp;quot;Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing,&amp;quot; starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would actually be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is &amp;quot;mayor&amp;quot; (read: god-king) and has banned a number of things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and Money|considers an equally bad punishment]]. CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Rosechus often congregate to &amp;quot;protest&amp;quot; for women's rights. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws) as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot - some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance) but CWCville has its own currency, and its own set of &amp;quot;laws&amp;quot;, the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that - a sovereign state, on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though, and evidently believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated &amp;quot;[[dating education|Dating Education]]&amp;quot; classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to &amp;quot;stay straight.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] seems to reveal that there are three sets of &amp;quot;other&amp;quot; protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a &amp;quot;Police Force&amp;quot;, and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor (&amp;quot;there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections&amp;quot;) and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey literally anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then &amp;quot;tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris may be able to commit murder without being reprimanded, but of course this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable &amp;quot;psychic evidence&amp;quot; extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as &amp;quot;profanity to the max&amp;quot; that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a bench marked &amp;quot;PLAINTIF&amp;quot; [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process, but is further proof that Chris considers &amp;quot;slanderous mockeries&amp;quot; and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments, and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.&lt;br /&gt;
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Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Parody]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Manajerks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Chris and}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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		<title>The Adventures of The American Rabbit</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|&amp;quot;Well, after seeing this all the way through I can certainly understand how a [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|kid who loved this﻿ film in the late 80's]] would grow up to make a [[Sonichu_(comic)|webcomic]] featuring a [[Sonichu (character)|cross between pikachu and sonic]] that goes nowhere.|[[YouTube]] commenter satinsguard, upon watching this film.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|The American Rabbit]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''''' is an insipid [[1980s#1986|1986]] animated film directed by [[Wikipedia:Fred Wolf|Fred Wolf]] (of ''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' fame) about Robert Rabbit, a bunny who is transformed into a superhero to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia; all whilst parading around in quite possibly the most [[Autism|retarded]] costume in superhero history: a rabbit painted in the stars and stripes and wearing roller skates (even though he can fly). &lt;br /&gt;
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''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' actually set the standards for Chris's perception of many things, including himself, [[United States of America|America]], [[Chris and writing|storytelling]], [[Chris and race|race]] (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for oneself and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever). His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the shallow cartoon's glossing over of the issues in a ham-handed, incomplete, moralizing fashion. Even the famous cover for [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is plagiarized partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion from a scene early in the film where the little rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.&lt;br /&gt;
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Robert Rabbit is also Chris's role model in life, on the level of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated &amp;quot;they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A [[Chris and television|TV]] SERIES of him.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' is another example that Chris's childhood was fed by obscure cartoons that no one's ever heard of. That or his parents regularly raided bargain bins for videos to keep young Christopher amused.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Influence==&lt;br /&gt;
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''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' may have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style, as the film has numerous plot holes, a generic, mostly tacked-on moral message, moments that make you go &amp;quot;Wait, ''what''?&amp;quot; (e.g. when the antagonist weasels take over the world by kidnapping two moose who are somehow responsible for the entire chocolate supply), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, key ingredients of your typical [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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What's truly startling, however, is how much of it seems to have influenced Chris ''outside'' the ''Sonichu'' comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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A character in the movie has a speech at the rally against the evil gang in the movie that starts out - literally - the same way that [[CWC's Second Message]] does, with the Panda character leading off by saying that ''&amp;quot;they all should know him by now.&amp;quot;'' Chris continues to view [[Chris and the Law|anything he does as automatically good]], whilst anything anyone who does anything he doesn't like as [[Troll|automatically bad]]. This very simple mentality doesn't seem to be directly tied to this movie until you look closer at it: The Jackals can get away with tormenting and destroying as they see fit, just like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|several]] [[CWCki|things]] that Chris has compared the same way. If you look closer, constant analogies between the horrible cartoon and Chris's almost-equally-horrible life become woefully apparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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This includes Chris's tendency to play into conspiracy theories. In ''the Adventures of the American Rabbit'', all problems stem from the same small group of antagonists, in much the same way that Chris views [[Chris and Reality|all his various stressors as part of a massive conspiracy to ruin his life]]. In many ways, ''The Adventures of the American Rabbit'' thusly provides one of the most compelling and disturbing looks into [[Chris and Psychology|Chris-Chan's world-view]] outside his [[Sonichu Comic|body of work]]. Such was the import the young Chris assigned this testament to mediocrity that it became the centerpiece of not only how he [[Chris and Writing|writes]] and even influenced how he [[Chris and English|talks]], but formed a big part of how Chris views the world itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Possible influences on the ''Sonichu'' comic===&lt;br /&gt;
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====Anchuent Powers/Legacy====&lt;br /&gt;
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In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizard's robe and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris's [[Anchuent Prophecy]], where he is the chosen one who gets superpowers, for no particular reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Shallow love interests====&lt;br /&gt;
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As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the ''Sonichu'' comic, American Rabbit actually remembers that it's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|supposed to be for kids]] so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek, but this could easily have set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Worthless side characters that all look alike====&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] series, but it's just as apparent in ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' as well. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group made out of five white rabbits that literally look and sound alike. They get mentioned by name once, which could mean that Chris at least treats the [[Chaotic Combo]] a bit better than them.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Worthless side characters in general====&lt;br /&gt;
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Supposedly, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a &amp;quot;duty to fight against evil,&amp;quot; but out of all of them, only Ping, the Garfield-voiced Gorilla, actually does anything against the Jackal antagonists. In fact, he's probably more effective than Rob is, American Rabbit or not. This is mirrored in Sonichu, where everyone besides [[Magi-Chan]] is completely expendable, unless they are just waiting off to the side to dramatically leap in to save their friends, a la [[Darkbind Sonichu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====Worthless [[Jerkop|law enforcement]]====&lt;br /&gt;
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Rob's world has ''no meaningful law enforcement'' and the Jackals are free to terrorize, destroy, and threaten the global economy as they see fit. The Jackals' ability to get away with what they do in the cartoon indicates that, American Rabbit aside, there is no organized police or military force of ''any kind''. This is analogous to the dystopian [[CWCVille]], where [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] are the only thing standing between the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and the terrified citizenry of the ailing dictatorship, rather like things are for the bulk of ''Sonichu'' before [[Jack Thaddeus|CWCVille was revealed to be under martial law]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====You know what, all the protagonists are worthless====&lt;br /&gt;
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With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two of the Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his dipshit friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to a blubbering mess, and has to be given a pep talk by the same wizard who was watching over him as a child before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, especially during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====A villain in a staff====&lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antagonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Plot holes and loose ends====&lt;br /&gt;
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In fact, lots of things aren't addressed by the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel [[America]] is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the utterly retarded &amp;quot;chocolate moose&amp;quot; plot (basically, the villains take over the entire chocolate industry by stealing two chocolate-producing moose that are apparently the source of all the world's chocolate). Since ''The Adventures of The American Rabbit'' is just a single hour and a half movie made for children, it at least has an excuse, whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in ''Sonichu'' until he's reminded in the [[Mailbag]], or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Bugs Bunny]]''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie Sonee]], possibly named after the film's incompetent &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166948/ IMDb page]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAdventuresOfTheAmericanRabbit TV Tropes page of the movie.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110525131844/http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrabbit.htm Review by Alex Jackson] (Wayback Machine)&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hulu.com/watch/199194/the-adventures-of-the-american-rabbit Watch it on Hulu]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Adventures of The American Rabbit}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Things Chris likes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church&amp;diff=168864</id>
		<title>Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church&amp;diff=168864"/>
		<updated>2014-01-03T22:00:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: On 3 January 2014...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|&amp;quot;Wesley Mem&amp;quot;* is a church for all of [[Autism|God’s children]], regardless of [[Attraction Sign|age]], [[Niggos|race]], [[Silvana|gender]], [[Monthly tugboat|socio-economic situation]], or [[Homos|sexual orientation]].|WMUMC's slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|right|Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church, Charlottesville.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Christian]] started attending the '''[[Wikipedia:John Wesley|Wesley]] Memorial [[Wikipedia:United Methodist Church|United Methodist Church]]''', [[Charlottesville]] in [[March 2008]] after getting kicked out of his old church, the [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He was baptised at WMUMC on Mother's Day of 2008.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Regina_e-mails#Regina_tries_to_make_sense_of_all_that&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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WFMC is closely associated with the [[University of Virginia]]. Ironically, given his intense homophobia, Chris attends a [[homo]]-accepting church because it is the only one that won't kick him out. Having been besieged with [[nudes]] of Chris, they now have this disclaimer on their homepage: &amp;quot;We are not responsible for any content or links that may appear on the personal web pages of any member of this congregation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bob]] attended with his son, with [[Barbara]] usually staying home.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Church audio#00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== People ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Wesley Church.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Wesley Foundation Methodist Church's logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Reverend Ed Winkler, current pastor&lt;br /&gt;
* Reverend Elizabeth Foss, former pastor&lt;br /&gt;
* Marty Peterman, who told Chris to not send anything over the internet he wouldn't want his grandmother to see&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;sept08&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2008#September]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Reverend [[Rocky Shoemaker]], pastoral counselor; Elizabeth introduced Rocky to Chris in [[September 2008]] because she knows Chris doesn't listen to [[JERKS|men]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;sept08&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Elizabeth and Rocky are authority figures Chris respects, he lists them as references on his [[resume]] and continually seeks help from them against trolls.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2008#September]], [[Jackie E-mails 5#Chris's brilliant ideas]], [[Jackie E-mails 7]] (August 4), [[Jackie E-mails 8]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] (November 16)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] [[Church audio|visited]] this church and talked to Chris and Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[July 2011]] Ed Winkler became a pastor at the church.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.linkedin.com/pub/ed-winkler/1a/16a/360 Ed Winkler's profile] at LinkedIn&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He would later on ban Chris from the church for an entire month, and would also forbid Chris from speaking there. Winkler's treatment of Chris was one of the factors that led the latter to withdraw from the church for an unknown period of time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 [[September 2011]], [[Bob]]'s funeral took place at the church.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 10 [[June 2012]], Chris ran a [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] for a cancer charity.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 3 [[January 2014]], Chris gave the church a glowing yet passive-aggressive review on [[Facebook]]. Perhaps coincidentally (and perhaps not), 3 January was the date of a pizza-making party for middle and high-school students.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Incidents ===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30 March 2013, a [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|note]] had made its way to the [[CWCki Forums]] shedding light on Chris' current status within Wesley Methodist:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|**Please Print (in multiples) and Share This Message with EVERYBODY at Church**&lt;br /&gt;
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I, Christian Weston Chandler, will not be attending church for a long time.&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced. I also feel my meetings with Rocky no longer have much effect on me or my life. My life continues to be at a disappointing standstill of sadness, loneliness and great stress. Only the people way older than me ever do so much as greet me, and I have very little to share in common with any of them. Nobody even close to my age, or even in their twenties, gives me much to do, or include me in their conversations.&lt;br /&gt;
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Aside from that, I am hated by a number of people for [[Homos|reasons]] [[Niggos|beyond]] [[Death threats|my]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell message|full]] [[Vivian_Gee#Extortion_by_Chris|understanding]], because I always tried to be a good and nice person for a long time. And in public, I am constantly overlooked, ignored or ostracized by Everybody. Even speaking out gets me absolutely no attention. I continue to be paranoid of most everyone, because of them likely being among the Internet Trolls that still continue to haunt and taunt me. I am still long desperate for a woman to be my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart]]. I am tired of being single, dang it. I continue to serve my [[Barb|family]] the best I can, and I continue to feel sad, depressed and lonely. My heart feels numb, and I am forced to keep a great emotional distance from Everybody outside my house and home. I am an [[Autism|autistic]] mental and emotional mess, and there is very little I can do to help myself, beyond my knowledge. And [[God]] sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to continue to curse me as a jinx.&lt;br /&gt;
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And, so, the church is not helping me much in my life, mentally, or emotionally, at all. So I will not be coming back for a long time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sent from my iPhone&lt;br /&gt;
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Stay Safe,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian W. Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In a last-ditch effort to blame anything but himself for his woes, Chris has now resorted to slamming [[GodJesus]] Himself for playing [[Kick the Autistic]]. The letter also reveals that Chris has earned himself a [[List of places that have banned Chris|temporary ban]] from the church, probably because the minister has tired of hearing Chris ramble about [[Trolls|da trolls]] during the homily. In a rare moment of insight, Chris also notes that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] has been ineffective as a counselor.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should also be noted that Chris had asked Rocky to distribute copies of this exact letter to the congregation, effectively demanding she distribute not only &amp;quot;proof&amp;quot; of her own counseling inadequacy but also a letter insulting God to an entire Methodist congregation.&lt;br /&gt;
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== In the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The Sonichu Comics feature a church called Samuel Memorial United Christian Church, located outside of [[CWCville]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ang cwcipedia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu Angelica Rosechu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The name of the fictional Church is most likely based on the name of Chris's real church. Samuel Memorial is perhaps best known as the place where [[Angelica]] hatched, grew and lives.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ang cwcipedia&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; It also appears to be her favorite place for [[Mass debating]], and not about theology if that's what you're thinking.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;See the fourth drawing in Chris's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack# Images from the Luv Shack (or: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here)|Rule 34 gallery]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She was also yiffed there by [[Reginald Sneasel]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 9]],[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 p. 32]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After the Chaotic Combo met each other and Sonichu, Angelica took them all (and Rosechu as well) to Samuel Memorial, where from there on they would attend service every Sunday. Sonichu and Rosechu would later on marry there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Son cwcipedia&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Church staff includes/have included the Reverend Grace Rosewell and pastor Fritz Richmond.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Son cwcipedia&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ang cwcipedia&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, the church where Chris's imaginary wedding to [[Ivy]] took place is not Samuel Memorial United Christian Church, but CWCville Baptist Church.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wedding Comic]], [[:Image:SchuComicSP2P1.jpg|p. 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This fictional church is likely to be named after Chris's [[Grace Baptist Church|previous IRL church]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and religion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky Shoemaker]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of places that have banned Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://avenue.org/wmumc/ Church website]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Places}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Places]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_GAMe_PLACe&amp;diff=166076</id>
		<title>The GAMe PLACe</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_GAMe_PLACe&amp;diff=166076"/>
		<updated>2013-06-15T17:19:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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[[Image:The-Game-Place.jpg|thumb|The GAMe PLACe]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|Another angle, revealing The GAMe PLACe to be adjacent to a Staples store.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:HNI_0020.JPG|thumb|The inside of the PLACe as of 27 October 2011.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville... BURNS TO THE GROUND! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''The GAMe PLACe''' (currently named '''Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys''') is a comic book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in [[Charlottesville]]. For several years,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;In his [[Chris's resume|resume]], Chris says that in June [[2002]] he became a Gym Leader’s Assistant in The GAMe PLACe, so he must have been a patron of the store by that time. It is not known whether or not he started frequenting the store at an earlier date.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; up until the summer of [[2008]], Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' [[card games]]. The shop hosts the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_Organized_Play#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG_Leagues|''Pokémon TCG'' League]], where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store).&lt;br /&gt;
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After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the [[manager]]s, [[Michael Snyder]], on 28 [[August 2008]]. Since then, Chris has attempted several times to regain access to the store, to no avail thanks to Michael's insistence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Following the judgement after the [[28 October 2011]] incident ([[#The_Charlottesville_Incident|see below]]), Chris must keep away from Michael Snyder at all times, which by extension means he is permanently banned from the store by law.&lt;br /&gt;
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==People of note==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris originally met [[Megan Schroeder]] at The GAMe PLACe in [[2005]], where they bonded over their shared interest in ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Megan continued to hang out at the shop even after her friendship with Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|collapsed]] in the spring of [[2008]], although their relationship by that point was strained to say the least. Once she broke off all contact with Chris, she did her best to ignore him entirely when they were at the store at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
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The other two best-known patrons of the shop, aside from Chris himself, are [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. The two friends are the primary source of most of what is known about Chris's behavior at The GAMe PLACe (and most of the information in this article), which they revealed during a detailed [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A|Q&amp;amp;A session]] on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC forums]]. They're also famous for having taken and uploaded the first photograph of Chris to reach the Internet, which Mimms snapped and Lucas uploaded to [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] in the fall of [[2007]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Michael Snyder]] was one of the store's managers until he became the owner around October 2011. Chris often mistakenly referred to Snyder as the store's owner long before he purchased the store. Snyder would eventually become one of Chris's real-life nemeses when he kicked Chris out of the store in the summer of 2008.&amp;lt;ref name=ban&amp;gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms' and Lucas' Q&amp;amp;A: Chris's ban from the store.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's attitude at The GAMe PLACe==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris would rarely ever shake anyone's hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer.|[[Mimms]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|left|Chris acting his age.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TonyTyAndBriana.jpg|thumb|Some regulars.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In his early days at The GAMe PLACe, Chris's behavior seems to have been more &amp;quot;childlike&amp;quot;, for lack of a better word. According to Mimms, who was a regular at the store for the entire time Chris hung out there, Chris avoided using foul language when he first started gaming at the store.&amp;lt;ref name=homo&amp;gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A: Racism and Homophobia]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also never failed to show up for ''Pokémon'' games in his old [[Chris and cosplaying|Ash Ketchum costume]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The costume was eventually retired, however (by the time of the 2007 photo, Chris was showing up in his [[Chris and fashion|usual colorful clown shirts]] and sporting the [[Sonichu medallion]]), and Chris's behavior grew more aggressive and vulgar over the years. According to Mimms and Lucas, Chris often became angry at his card-game opponents, even small children. An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_pissed_that_Chris_is_nosing_in_her_business|October 2007 e-mail]] from Megan mentions an incident where Chris was extremely threatening and insulting to a guy whom he thought was putting the moves on his gal-pal.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mimms recounted a few instances of Chris displaying his dislike and distrust of black people. He was openly suspicious of the young black kids he played ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' with, apparently because he thought they were going to make off with his cards.&amp;lt;ref name=mimms1&amp;gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms &amp;amp; Lucas Q&amp;amp;A: Initial Post]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris also nearly managed to earn himself a beating from an older black gamer by the name of TJ:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris yells at him, &amp;quot;I'm going to smack your effing face down!&amp;quot; and TJ stands up like he's going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says &amp;quot;I mean your face-down monster...&amp;quot;|Mimms, [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Likewise, Chris's [[Homos|homophobia]] occasionally surfaced while he was hanging out at the shop. A [[homos|gay]] regular at the shop by the name of Eric was the target of mockery and threats from Chris (although Mimms noted that, for obvious reasons, Chris wasn't likely to ever do him any great physical harm).&amp;lt;ref name=homo/&amp;gt; Chris also assumed that two of the shop's regulars were gay because they happened to exchange a few jokingly romantic remarks — his literal mind took that as proof that they were a couple.&amp;lt;ref name=homo/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris the [[card games|TCG]] gamer==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:409-CWCWeekP3.jpg|thumb|Chris stares down his youthful opponent.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played.|Mimms, summing up Chris.&amp;lt;ref name=mimms2&amp;gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Though he apparently spent plenty of money buying new cards at the store&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_as_a_customer|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A: Chris as a Customer]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and built them into a sizable collection of themed decks, Chris didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' trading card games. Even when playing against small children, he rarely won games or advanced in tournaments, although Mimms recounts one occasion where Chris managed to win a match on a day when most of the regular players were absent, and proudly hollered &amp;quot;I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=mimms2/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris often declares that he was a gym leader in the store's ''Pokémon'' league (an older player who manages tournaments, keeps track of wins and losses, and so forth). It's mentioned on his [[Chris's resume|resume]], for instance, and he talks about it in the [[Father Call]]. However, his memory has apparently inflated his role considerably. &amp;quot;He wasn't actually a gym leader,&amp;quot; says Mimms, but rather a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions. He also wasn't very good at the job, reportedly becoming angry and snapping at the players he was supposed to be taking care of.&amp;lt;ref name=mimms2/&amp;gt; This earned him his first ban from the store, lasting two weeks, which, according to Lucas, began on 4 April 2008.&amp;lt;ref name=ban/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris's very slight credit, Mimms says he did resist using his custom ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards in actual games.&amp;lt;ref name=mimms1/&amp;gt; Mimms and Lucas also noted that he played the [[Card games#UFS_(Ultimate_Fighting_System)_TCG|''Universal Fighting System'' card game]], often playing female characters such as Cassandra from the ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' series and [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The GAMe PLACe photograph==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|right|Blurry because [[Mimms]] was trying to be covert.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the fall of 2007, Chris discovered the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page devoted to him. There, he also discovered a blurry photograph of himself, which had been taken and posted to 4chan by Mimms and Lucas respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though he'd already pretty thoroughly blown a gasket over the ED page, Chris went even crazier trying to discover the identity of the photographer. In an e-mail to [[Anna McLerran]] from [[November 2007]], he mentions pestering the staff of The GAMe PLACe to go through their anti-theft camera footage to find out who had taken the photo.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris_E-mails_2007#November|Chris E-mails: November 2007]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Unsurprisingly, they weren't very cooperative. According to Mimms, Chris complained about the photo and the ED page so loudly and frequently at the store that the management eventually threatened to kick him out if he didn't stop.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also complained to his mother, who apparently became as angry or more so. At one point, early in November, Chris's parents visited the store and interrogated Mimms as to the origin of the photo. After Mimms admitted that he had snapped the picture (but feigned ignorance as to how it found its way onto the Internet), they threatened to take legal action, but never actually did so.&amp;lt;ref name=mimms2/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's &amp;quot;investigations&amp;quot; continued on and off for months after he originally found the picture. In an e-mail to Megan (sent in [[March 2008]] and oddly situated in-between desperate apologies for the porn he drew of her), he recounts an indirect confrontation with Lucas at [[GameStop]] on 8 March.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|So it brought up to mind my first word being &amp;quot;Monkey&amp;quot;, so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, &amp;quot;Well, that's something new you didn't know about 'be-4' about this 'Chan'.&amp;quot; I noticed a look on his face like, &amp;quot;Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information.&amp;quot; He said nothing.|Chris's idea of subtlety, from the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan e-mails]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, Lucas gave his own interesting take on the story.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that e-mail.|Lucas, [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Trolling_Chris_at_the_Game_Place|Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris gets the boot==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into The GAMe PLACe and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sing along to [[Britney Spears]] during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] in public, and so on.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The trigger for his permanent ban in [[August 2008]] was a shouting match with a young [[Niggo|black]] kid. That particular incident was merely the straw that broke the camel's back, though &amp;quot;Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point,&amp;quot; says Mimms.&amp;lt;ref name=mimms1/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Predictably, Chris did his best to resist getting kicked out of the store. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[Jerkops]]. Despite a fierce response from [[Barbara Chandler]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication is that Chris will never be allowed back into the store.&amp;lt;ref name=mimms1/&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris offers his own chronology and version of events. There, he claims that he was thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. The so-called &amp;quot;Wii Incident&amp;quot;, according to Chris, was when Michael Snyder forced Chris to stop bogarting the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of children to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry and wrote a letter, sign, or simply scrawled a note on the side of a card box stating &amp;quot;Michael Snyder Loves the &amp;quot;F&amp;quot; out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&amp;quot; This, Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw and he booted him then. &lt;br /&gt;
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According to the [[CWCipedia]] article for [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder Megan Schroeder], Chris claims that Megan was there the day he was banned and claimed that she just stood there in shock, refusing to speak up for him. In reality, of course, she was simply disgusted by his behavior like any rational person would have been and relieved that his being kicked out of the store would be the last time Chris would ever be in her sight.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan_Schroeder&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Also, she refused to defend Chris not because of shock, but because of his sexual harassment, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|destruction of her dignity]], anger issues, and overall immaturity, ultimately cementing the fact that nobody wants Chris to ever return to the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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In February 2011, Chris released the [[Autism Tutorial Part 3|third part of his Autism Tutorial]], in which he shared that he still feels bitter over his banning. In his words: &amp;quot;And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville... burns to the ground! Along with Michael Snyder!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Unbanning attempts==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Episode200Comment.PNG|thumb|Chris recounts flipping Michael Snyder the bird.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in [[Chris_E-mails_2008#July|a July 2008 e-mail]], Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In [[March 2009]], he attempted to apologize in the best way he knew how: [[Apology to Game &amp;amp; Hobby Place|posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it.]] This was [[Chris and remorse|not the most sincere apology in the world]], since Chris made it clear in a [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|later video]] that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place. A month later, in [[April 2009]], Chris attempted to sneak into the store, but when a cashier recognized him and caught him, Chris ran.&lt;br /&gt;
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Almost two years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe Chris would try again to get the ban lifted. Chris's conversations with Jackie reveal that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church on 11 [[April 2010]]. When he was once again recognized by a cashier who threatened to call the cops, Chris got angry and bolted. The next day, Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio from the incident]] shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban (later noting on YouTube, that Chris was actually reading the apology from a pre-written script&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&amp;amp;v=u_p6bShW97Y YouTube comment by Mike.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) and Chris took this about as well as could be expected; he flipped Michael off,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw YouTube comment by Chris.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; yelled &amp;quot;JEW!&amp;quot; at him, and left the store in a huff. [[Chris and the law|The police were called]] about the incident, according to Mimms, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived. No charges were pressed, likely because nobody was actually harmed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later that day, Chris uploaded the audio of the incident to [[YouTube]], accompanied by a description soliciting harassment and &amp;quot;trolling&amp;quot; of Michael and his fellow employees. However, it was removed from the site in a matter of hours due to a &amp;quot;Terms of Use Violation&amp;quot;. Considering [[Chris and race|Chris's antisemitic remark]] directed at Michael, his invitation for others to harass him, and the possibly illegal nature of the recording, it's easy to see why it was pulled.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has never fully understood why he was kicked out of the store. According to Mimms, Chris didn't see what was wrong with his behavior at the time,&amp;lt;ref name=ban/&amp;gt; and he evidently hasn't reflected on the subject much in the intervening years. During the April 2010 visit to the store, the only possible grounds for his ban he could remember was the aforementioned &amp;quot;Wii Incident&amp;quot;. Later, when he posted an ad on CWCipedia complaining about Snyder's refusal to lift the ban, Chris appeared to believe that the store manager refused to let him in because he hated him personally and [[Kick the Autistic|people with autism in general]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[October 2010]], Chris made [[100 2261.MOV|yet another request]] to be readmitted. Wearing an ancient ''Pokémon'' League T-shirt, he apologized for his behavior and said that the ban was his fault, blaming the whole thing on his infamous &amp;quot;[[stress]]&amp;quot;. He also claimed to have only &amp;quot;shouted a loud outburst&amp;quot; twice. Mike was unmoved.&lt;br /&gt;
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With Chris's continued failure to overturn the ban, it is clear that his chances of winning entry to The GAMe PLACe are almost as remote as the chances of his [[duck]] winning entry to [[China]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Charlottesville Incident==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sny.PNG|thumb|300px|Sonichu wishes Chris luck in his next murder attempt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris visited The GAMe PLACe. [[6 June 2010|He claimed]] that he wanted to take a photograph of Snyder to use as a dartboard, but when Snyder saw him with his camera outside, he chased Chris. Chris claimed that he tried to drive away, but was accosted by Snyder, a woman he didn't recognize, and the police. Snyder's version was more succinct:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by [[jerkop|the police]]. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his [[car]]. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The police listened to Chris rant about the trolls for a while and eventually made him delete the pictures and sent him home with a warning. Chris did not tell his parents anything and it would be [[Matthew Noble call|two months]] before they would learn about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Crime story==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png|thumb|300px|The coupon itself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|28 October 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
On 28 October 2011, Chris and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] got arrested and ended up facing multiple charges; hit-and-run (both), misdemeanor assault, trespassing (Chris), and attacking a law official (Barb). Going by the details of said charges, as well as recent photographs uploaded [[CWCki|on-site]] by Chris himself, it can be assumed that the two tried to enter the store, Chris got in a fight with Michael, the two tried and failed to escape the parking lot before the police arrived, damaging something in the process, and when the cops showed up Barb tried to stop them from arresting Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the incident, Chris used a 10% off coupon found in the local newspaper to produce an anti-GAMe PLACe flyer - stating that it was a &amp;quot;cyber-bullies hang-out&amp;quot; and encouraging people to &amp;quot;stay far away&amp;quot;. He also stated that the PLACe will go down by &amp;quot;[his] will, or by someone elses fire-on-a-stick and bombs&amp;quot; suggesting he has learnt absolutely nothing from his chastening court experience.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Google Maps reviews===&lt;br /&gt;
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Recently, trolls had discovered a scathing review of the place on Google Maps written by a &amp;quot;[[Bob Chandler|Robert]]&amp;quot;. What's notable about this is that the review was written right around the time of the incident.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Owner is very rude and a liar. He banned my autistic friend Chris from the store a couple years ago. I tried to talk it over with the owner who's name is Michael Snyder to see if I can get him to let my friend back to be a customer there again, [[Chris and English|we wouldn't]] give me a reason behind the ban and hung up on me. But that's only the beginning. Just recently he actually had the gall to charge my friend and his WIDOWED MOTHER with some bogus &amp;quot;hit and run&amp;quot; charges. The employees however are pretty nice and try to help you, but if my money is going to the profit of this utterly contemptible owner I would much rather take my business somewhere else.&amp;quot;'''|&amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot;, on the GAMe PLACe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?cid=17883942249907557493&amp;amp;q=google+maps+charlottesville+games+and+hobbies&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Several clues made quite a few trolls suspicious that 'Robert' was actually Chris. The mere fact that his &amp;quot;friend&amp;quot; has to point out that he's autistic from the get-go raises a red flag, and the message is pretty much full of biased contempt towards [[Michael Snyder]], and pretty much sets the tone for his anti-GAMe PLACe campaign above. Note also, that the words, &amp;quot;WIDOWED MOTHER&amp;quot; is in all caps, something Chris [[Chris and Writing|routinely does in his writing]] when [[Chris and Anger|angry]].&lt;br /&gt;
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A second review later showed up by someone who identified themselves as &amp;quot;Ben McMullan.&amp;quot; The review read:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Owner is a registered sex offender. He has also historically denied service to autistic patrons.&amp;quot;'''|&amp;quot;Ben McMullan&amp;quot;, on the GAMe PLACe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?cid=17883942249907557493&amp;amp;q=google+maps+charlottesville+games+and+hobbies&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It is unknown if this review is by Chris or by a [[troll]], but, judging Ben McMullan's other reviews, which include businesses in Georgia, North Carolina, and Maryland (places Chris has never been), it would appear to be the latter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another review from &amp;quot;Henry Bradston&amp;quot; is possibly by Chris:&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|This store has a wonderful and expansive selection of [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] [[cards]], which is what attracted me to the store in the first place. Then my cousin mentioned he was banned from the store a few years ago, and that made me realize how nasty the employees are.  Upon a visit I took to the &amp;quot;Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys&amp;quot; last month, I had the pleasure of meeting who I think was the supervisor, or possibly the owner(...?) His name was [[Mike]] and he seemed like a very nice man. After only browsing booster packs for five minutes, I saw him start screaming at another patron. I don't recall what the argument was about, but it only lasted a couple minutes. The little kid (who couldn't have been older than ten) ran out of the store, crying.  This incident alone coupled with the fact my cousin (who already has [[Autism|troubles]] of his own) was banned for what he says was &amp;quot;no good reason&amp;quot; has changed my perception of the store entirely. I would advise anyone who is interested in comics, TCGs, or [[toy]] collecting to NOT visit this store.   And if I could say something to that fat sixty-something year old, I'd tell him to change his business tactics of scaring kids away cause it will only hurt business.  ALSO, it turns out the OWNER is a registered sex offender.|&amp;quot;Henry Bradston&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://plus.google.com/100281781145752145855/reviews]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's parents and The GAMe PLACe==&lt;br /&gt;
A [[Matthew Noble call|phone conversation]] recorded in early [[August 2010]] reveals many more details about the odd attitude that Bob and Barb Chandler hold towards The GAMe PLACe. During the discussion, they evidence a total ignorance of how Chris behaved at the store and why he was banned. Barb shows signs of still holding a grudge over her visit to the store after Chris's final ban, while Bob suggests that he believed that the trolling of Chris somehow originates from a conspiracy at the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Mike and Megan are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people — kids there that I think were gay — to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob Chandler, on the GAMe PLACe conspiracy.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob does not explain why Mike, Megan, and the &amp;quot;gay kids&amp;quot; (likely a reference to Eric and Tito&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Mimms_and_Lucas_Q&amp;amp;A#Racism and homophobia&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) would create this grand conspiracy against Chris, but he goes as far as to accuse them of fraudulently obtaining access to Chris's credit cards and bank accounts. [[Best Buy|Data]] uncovered a month later shows that Chris wasted shit tons of money on PlayStation Network cards and games he won't play in the future, resulting in further debt and an excuse to blame Snyder and the trolls for stealing his credit cards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Acceptance?==&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''&amp;quot;I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.&amp;quot;'' It remains to be seen whether he will follow through. However, it could be a ''geinus'' plan to lull [[Michael Snyder]] into a false sense of security. &lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Facebook#Imgur|Imgur leak]] revealed [http://i.imgur.com/mBFcon9.png a post] that would elaborate more on this development. Amusingly, Chris believed that everyone at the PLace masterminded the trolling that continues to haunt him to this day, particularly [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder]], who he deemed as the &amp;quot;Prime Trolls&amp;quot;. He also called for the PLace itself to be destroyed, if only for the reason of ousting a manchild that acted like a jackass in the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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Either way, it seems that given [[28 October 2011|the consequences of his actions]] and his [[Autism|utter refusal to let go of childish things]], it seems very unlikely that Chris will forgive or forget the Game PLace. It does, however, raise a valid question concerning Chris: What will he do once his probation ends?&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.cvilleshobbiesgamesandtoys.com/ Current website]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.thegameplace.com/ Old website]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Template:Love quest</title>
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|list1= [[Megan Schroeder]] • [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]] • [[PandaHalo]] • [[BlueSpike|Julie Milvana]] • [[Vanessa Hudgens]] • [[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]] • [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]] •  &amp;quot;[[The Wallflower]]&amp;quot; ([[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|in Chris's words]]) • [[Jackie|Jackie Romy]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|list3= [[Mary Lee Walsh]] • [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] • [[Manajerks]] • [[Autism]] • [[Virginia is for Virgins]] • [[Noviophobia]] • [[Friend zone]] • [[Trolls]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|list4= &amp;quot;[[Valentines Day Hymn]]&amp;quot; • &amp;quot;[[For My True Love, I Would…]]&amp;quot; • &amp;quot;[[Hard Love Quest]]&amp;quot; • &amp;quot;[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]&amp;quot; • &amp;quot;[[Saddest Heart in the World]]&amp;quot; • &amp;quot;[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]&amp;quot; • &amp;quot;[[So Need a Cute Girl]]&amp;quot; • &amp;quot;[[Feel So Lonesome]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|list5= [[Attraction Sign]] • [[Boyfriend-free girl]] • [[Dating]] • [[Dating education]] • [[Gal pal]] • [[Heart level]] • [[Heart Torch of Fail]] • [[Mass debating]] ([[Fapcup]]) • [[Raincoat]] • [[Red String of Fate]] • [[Semen]] • [[Sex toys]] • [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]] • [[Third date]] • [[Virgin with rage]] &lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>The High School Story</title>
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;'''The High School Story'''&amp;quot; is a piece of alternate reality fiction [[Chris]] authored on the [[CWCipedia]] as part of his backstory for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:carrie.jpg|thumb| Terrah LeAnne Yowman: ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
In it, Chris creates another [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] persona, Terrah LeAnne Yowman (one [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|gender-flipped Mary Sue]] wasn't enough for Chris), a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]] young lady with psychic powers. She is accused of being a [[homos|lesbian]] even though she is STRAIGHT, and all because she has more guy friends than [[gal-pals]]. Anybody calling her out on this is beaten the hell out of by a nearby homophobe. With little transition beyond establishing a [[Gal-pal|guy-pal]] with a suspiciously feminine name, Chris retells the story of his [[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|&amp;quot;seinor prom&amp;quot;]] inexplicably fused with [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his graduation]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Like in the real life high school graduation, Terrah is snubbed for awards despite the [[Honor_roll#Chris's award winning art work|awesomeness]] of [[Chris and art|her artwork]]. The reasonable thing for her to do is throw a hissy fit about it while exploding the high school, killing everyone there. A pity that her guy-friend was going to propose to her after the promduation. Now she must wander the halls eternally drawing a hideous, mutant abomination 'pon the empty walls and kill time until [[Mary Lee Walsh]] ghostbusts her ass. How there even ''are'' halls for her to haunt is a bit of a mystery, since she annihilates the entire fucking building with her [[Chris and Anger|hissy fit]]. In other words, bratty disproportionate retribution (or typical tard rage) at its finest.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!|Terrah LeAnne Yowman, AND NOT CHRIS AT HIS GRADUATION}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Text==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quotebox|The High School used to be the respectable school, known as [[Manchester High School|Menchi-Nasu High]]. It was left behind and abandoned, because of lack of funds for that one school. Then the students left, and the &amp;quot;students&amp;quot; bummed around. There was an accident that happened at a [[Manchester_High_School#Seinor_Prom|Seinor Prom]] in [[1999]]; a [[autism|High-Functioning Autistic]] individual with Psychic Powers, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]], roamed the halls with growing social outreachings; she had a number of good guy-pals, and a few [[gal-pals]]. She was constantly ridiculed with being labeled a [[homos|Lesbian]], because she hung out with MORE DUDES Mutually.&lt;br /&gt;
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She felt angry when she heard &amp;quot;Lesbian&amp;quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully [[The Creepy Stare|an intimidating glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight Homophobe would attack that bully with No Mercy; beat the crap out of that person.&lt;br /&gt;
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Come her Seinor Prom in 1999, she asked her Best Guy-Pal, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tippanston Gowen]], to the Prom. And even though she felt nervous at first, he asked her to dance. She replied, &amp;quot;I have two left-feet.&amp;quot; Still, he took her hand, and danced the night with her. She was most happy and in peace. Then after the last dance, he kissed her long and good. If she was still alive today, she would have been [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|anxiously waiting for the 2009 Reunion]] to return the favor of Gowen offering the Strong Autistic individual the best night of their life at the Prom.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, Terrah was a [[lie|Great]] Artist, as she was well-known and well-praised in the number of Art Classes she took at Menchi-Nasu High.&lt;br /&gt;
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Following the last dance, they had the [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|Seinor Awards Ceremony]]; ALL the students stayed until the FINAL END of that night. Terrah got a Star-Pin for her Good Grades; that was the ONLY AWARD she would receive that night. She anxously awaited Awards for her Inspiring, Creative Artwork she had Hand-Painted, Carved, Molded, Drawn and all Media Taught to her, yet she received NO AWARDS FOR HER CREATIVITY. She felt distraught even when called out the passing of the ART AWARDS; Her Name was NOT SAID at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Only Few Left early enough to tell the tale, but AFTER the final award was passed, and during the FINAL DANCE, she was beside herself; feeling alone. In her Furious Rage in not being appreciated Creatively EVEN ONCE, she concentrated ALL HER PSYCHIC POWERS, SHOUTED &amp;quot;PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!&amp;quot;, then a NOVA FLASH beamed from the Prom location, seen from as far as a Hundred Miles away. All that remained was Total Silence, Terrah's gown and Star Pin, and just nearby the gown, Tippanston's Dress Jacket, with a Wedding Ring in a box, and engraved in it, &amp;quot;To Terrah, My Sweetest, Most Creative Woman Ever. I Love You.&amp;quot; Tippanston wanted to wait till he had brought her back home to propose, but sadly, he died with her that night.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since then, Terrah haunted the halls of Menchi-Nasu High, drawing the Cheerleader Raccoon Character, [[Bionic|Francine StripeCheer]], she had created from her freshman year as Varsity Cheerleader Manager. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Analysis==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, as always, fails to understand the differences in gender relations and perception in society, as while a man who hangs out with a lot of women as strictly friends will get called gay, a woman who hangs out with a lot of guys is more likely to be called a &amp;quot;[[Gal-pal|tease]]&amp;quot; or a [[Tomgirl|tomboy]]. The only reasonable interaction in the story — a boy proposing to a girl on prom night, which is a melodramatic cliché but still happens in real life once in a while — is soured when one realizes &amp;quot;Tippansten&amp;quot; is meant to be a gender-flipped [[Tiffany Gowen]], girl Chris knew from high school, which means he also still wants a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|heroine fresh from the shop]] to rescue him from a world that doesn't appreciate his &amp;quot;[[art]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Perhaps this desire to be rescued is what prompted him to try out the gender-flip itself, as well: In heterosexual romantic relationships, it's generally the guy who is expected to initiate things by asking the girl out. Chris, however, given his [[noviophobia]], the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and having never had to work for anything in his life, would prefer to take the passive role. Therefore, he creates a female alter ego, for whom this passivity will hopefully be seen as more societally acceptable. Sadly, Terrah fails just as badly as Chris did and dies a [[virgin with rage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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This story also confirms that Chris absolutely can't name for shit. (Seriously, [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]? And now ''Tippansten''? ''Yowman''?  And a raccoon cheerleader named Francine ''StripeCheer?'')&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, Francine StripeCheer is an analogue to [[Bionic]], rather than [[Sonichu]]. Notice how Bionic the basketball-playing hedgehog was turned into [[Megagi La Skunk|a cheerleading raccoon]], as Chris is [[Women's Rights|far too sexist]] to have a girl actually playing a sport.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the inherently smaller framework of a short-story, Chris still manages to make a number of continuity errors. In addition to the above-noted incomplete complete destruction of the school, it is also said that some students survived the hellsent hissyfit by leaving the prom early, despite it also being stated that all the attendees stayed till the FINAL END. Chris also proposes two alternative futures had Terrah not lost her shit at the prom, which in context seem mutually exclusive; one in which she anxiously awaits the school reunion so she can ask Tippenston to dance to &amp;quot;return the favor&amp;quot;, and another in which Tippanston proposes to Terrah after the prom (and she presumably accepts). Thus, even when Chris is writing about things that are hypothetical ''in-universe'', he still manages to screw it up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The whole story is an obvious ripoff of the [[1976]] [[The Wallflower|Stephen King]] film ''[[Wikipedia:Carrie (film)|Carrie]]''. It has been suggested that Chris is too sheltered to have read the novel; however, it is likely that Chris has seen the movie adaptation of it. By no coincidence, the movie ''Carrie'' appeared in Chris's [[Netflix]] queue before he wrote this story. Considering how Chris can equate the death of [[Patti|his dog]] to the death of [[Ryan Cash|a human being]], it's easy to think he would consider not getting his stupid little awards exactly as bad (if not worse) than having pig's blood dumped on him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan comic==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p11.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p12.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p13.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p14.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Dramatic Reading of The High School Story&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|R88HlvfLXB4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 28 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| type           = &lt;br /&gt;
| info           = Apologies to Howard Shore.   &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:High School Story}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Prose]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_High_School_Story&amp;diff=165324</id>
		<title>The High School Story</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_High_School_Story&amp;diff=165324"/>
		<updated>2013-04-12T17:47:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;'''The High School Story'''&amp;quot; is a piece of alternate reality fiction [[Chris]] authored on the [[CWCipedia]] as part of his backstory for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:carrie.jpg|thumb| Terrah LeAnne Yowman: ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL!]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
In it, Chris creates another [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] persona, Terrah LeAnne Yowman (one [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|gender-flipped Mary Sue]] wasn't enough for Chris), a high-functioning [[autism|autistic]] young lady with psychic powers. She is accused of being a [[homos|lesbian]] even though she is STRAIGHT, and all because she has more guy friends than [[gal-pals]]. Anybody calling her out on this is beaten the hell out of by a nearby homophobe. With little transition beyond establishing a [[Gal-pal|guy-pal]] with a suspiciously feminine name, Chris retells the story of his [[Manchester High School#Seinor Prom|&amp;quot;seinor prom&amp;quot;]] inexplicably fused with [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his graduation]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Like in the real life high school graduation, Terrah is snubbed for awards despite the [[Honor_roll#Chris's award winning art work|awesomeness]] of [[Chris and art|her artwork]]. The reasonable thing for her to do is throw a hissy fit about it while exploding the high school, killing everyone there. A pity that her guy-friend was going to propose to her after the promduation. Now she must wander the halls eternally drawing a hideous, mutant abomination 'pon the empty walls and kill time until [[Mary Lee Walsh]] ghostbusts her ass. How there even ''are'' halls for her to haunt is a bit of a mystery, since she annihilates the entire fucking building with her [[Chris and Anger|hissy fit]]. In other words, bratty disproportionate retribution (or typical tard rage) at its finest.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!|Terrah LeAnne Yowman, AND NOT CHRIS AT HIS GRADUATION}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Analysis==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, as always, fails to understand the differences in gender relations and perception in society, as while a man who hangs out with a lot of women as strictly friends will get called gay, a woman who hangs out with a lot of guys is more likely to be called a &amp;quot;[[Gal-pal|tease]]&amp;quot; or a [[Tomgirl|tomboy]]. The only reasonable interaction in the story — a boy proposing to a girl on prom night, which is a melodramatic cliché but still happens in real life once in a while — is soured when one realizes &amp;quot;Tippansten&amp;quot; is meant to be a gender-flipped [[Tiffany Gowen]], girl Chris knew from high school, which means he also still wants a [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|heroine fresh from the shop]] to rescue him from a world that doesn't appreciate his &amp;quot;[[art]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Perhaps this desire to be rescued is what prompted him to try out the gender-flip itself, as well: In heterosexual romantic relationships, it's generally the guy who is expected to initiate things by asking the girl out. Chris, however, given his [[noviophobia]], the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and having never had to work for anything in his life, would prefer to take the passive role. Therefore, he creates a female alter ego, for whom this passivity will hopefully be seen as more societally acceptable. Sadly, Terrah fails just as badly as Chris did and dies a [[virgin with rage]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This story also confirms that Chris absolutely can't name for shit. (Seriously, [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]? And now ''Tippansten''? ''Yowman''?  And a raccoon cheerleader named Francine ''StripeCheer?'')&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Interestingly, Francine StripeCheer is an analogue to [[Bionic]], rather than [[Sonichu]]. Notice how Bionic the basketball-playing hedgehog was turned into [[Megagi La Skunk|a cheerleading raccoon]], as Chris is [[Women's Rights|far too sexist]] to have a girl actually playing a sport.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the inherently smaller framework of a short-story, Chris still manages to make a number of continuity errors. In addition to the above-noted incomplete complete destruction of the school, it is also said that some students survived the hellsent hissyfit by leaving the prom early, despite it also being stated that all the attendees stayed till the FINAL END. Chris also proposes two alternative futures had Terrah not lost her shit at the prom, which in context seem mutually exclusive; one in which she anxiously awaits the school reunion so she can ask Tippenston to dance to &amp;quot;return the favor&amp;quot;, and another in which Tippanston proposes to Terrah after the prom (and she presumably accepts). Thus, even when Chris is writing about things that are hypothetical ''in-universe'', he still manages to screw it up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The whole story is an obvious ripoff of the [[1976]] [[The Wallflower|Stephen King]] film ''[[Wikipedia:Carrie (film)|Carrie]]''. It has been suggested that Chris is too sheltered to have read the novel; however, it is likely that Chris has seen the movie adaptation of it. By no coincidence, the movie ''Carrie'' appeared in Chris's [[Netflix]] queue before he wrote this story. Considering how Chris can equate the death of [[Patti|his dog]] to the death of [[Ryan Cash|a human being]], it's easy to think he would consider not getting his stupid little awards exactly as bad (if not worse) than having pig's blood dumped on him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Text==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quotebox|The High School used to be the respectable school, known as [[Manchester High School|Menchi-Nasu High]]. It was left behind and abandoned, because of lack of funds for that one school. Then the students left, and the &amp;quot;students&amp;quot; bummed around. There was an accident that happened at a [[Manchester_High_School#Seinor_Prom|Seinor Prom]] in [[1999]]; a [[autism|High-Functioning Autistic]] individual with Psychic Powers, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Terrah LeAnne Yowman]], roamed the halls with growing social outreachings; she had a number of good guy-pals, and a few [[gal-pals]]. She was constantly ridiculed with being labeled a [[homos|Lesbian]], because she hung out with MORE DUDES Mutually.&lt;br /&gt;
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She felt angry when she heard &amp;quot;Lesbian&amp;quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully [[The Creepy Stare|an intimidating glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight Homophobe would attack that bully with No Mercy; beat the crap out of that person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Come her Seinor Prom in 1999, she asked her Best Guy-Pal, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tippanston Gowen]], to the Prom. And even though she felt nervous at first, he asked her to dance. She replied, &amp;quot;I have two left-feet.&amp;quot; Still, he took her hand, and danced the night with her. She was most happy and in peace. Then after the last dance, he kissed her long and good. If she was still alive today, she would have been [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|anxiously waiting for the 2009 Reunion]] to return the favor of Gowen offering the Strong Autistic individual the best night of their life at the Prom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, Terrah was a [[lie|Great]] Artist, as she was well-known and well-praised in the number of Art Classes she took at Menchi-Nasu High.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following the last dance, they had the [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|Seinor Awards Ceremony]]; ALL the students stayed until the FINAL END of that night. Terrah got a Star-Pin for her Good Grades; that was the ONLY AWARD she would receive that night. She anxously awaited Awards for her Inspiring, Creative Artwork she had Hand-Painted, Carved, Molded, Drawn and all Media Taught to her, yet she received NO AWARDS FOR HER CREATIVITY. She felt distraught even when called out the passing of the ART AWARDS; Her Name was NOT SAID at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Only Few Left early enough to tell the tale, but AFTER the final award was passed, and during the FINAL DANCE, she was beside herself; feeling alone. In her Furious Rage in not being appreciated Creatively EVEN ONCE, she concentrated ALL HER PSYCHIC POWERS, SHOUTED &amp;quot;PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!&amp;quot;, then a NOVA FLASH beamed from the Prom location, seen from as far as a Hundred Miles away. All that remained was Total Silence, Terrah's gown and Star Pin, and just nearby the gown, Tippanston's Dress Jacket, with a Wedding Ring in a box, and engraved in it, &amp;quot;To Terrah, My Sweetest, Most Creative Woman Ever. I Love You.&amp;quot; Tippanston wanted to wait till he had brought her back home to propose, but sadly, he died with her that night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since then, Terrah haunted the halls of Menchi-Nasu High, drawing the Cheerleader Raccoon Character, [[Bionic|Francine StripeCheer]], she had created from her freshman year as Varsity Cheerleader Manager. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan comic==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p11.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p12.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p13.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:F1p14.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Dramatic Reading of The High School Story&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|R88HlvfLXB4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 28 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| type           = &lt;br /&gt;
| info           = Apologies to Howard Shore.   &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Writings}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:High School Story}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Prose]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Monthly_tugboat&amp;diff=164125</id>
		<title>Monthly tugboat</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Monthly_tugboat&amp;diff=164125"/>
		<updated>2012-12-08T17:17:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|it's a [[Random-access humor|fun story]]. anyway, you know the expression, &amp;quot;Our ship has come in,&amp;quot; well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of [[Autism|creative thinking]]. :)|Chris's autistic explanation for his Tugboat}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Monthly Tugboat.jpg|thumb|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s [[CWCism|euphemism]] for his [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|Social Security Disability Insurance]] payment, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit on or about the 3rd of each month.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Essentially, the U.S. government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support disabled individuals whose injuries or ailments affect their ability to earn a living wage. Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check isn't a need-based welfare check, nor is it meant to replace a paycheck for someone who is unable to work. Chris's disability check is meant to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job (the best he could hold down) and provide him enough money to live on his own{{cite}}. Chris, of course, chooses not to work and mooches off his parents instead, blowing his tugboat on [[video games]]. Unfortunately, this doesn't disqualify him from receiving disability.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Chris receives $809 each month, with $580 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], junk food, or [[sex toys|straight up his ass]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) is nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at the end of one month he had less than three dollars left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing to take into consideration is that while Chris spends a chunk of his social security on American products like McDonald's, Chris spends most of it on video games. The problem is his game systems ([[PSP|Sony PSP]], [[Wii|Nintendo DS, Nintendo Wii]], and [[PS3|Sony PS3]]), come from Japanese companies. Yes, these companies have American bases and a very small amount is produced in the U.S., but the majority is produced, developed and imported from Japan. So the money he spends goes to the retailer, which goes to the employees wages and fixed costs of the retailer's expenses that keep it functioning, which will be possibly be spent in America thus be put into the U.S. economy, the rest will given to the foreign company's employees and fixed costs that keep ''them'' functioning, which will be spent in Japan, thus being put back into Japan's economy. However, if Chris was an [[Hexbox|Xbox]] consumer, the majority of it would be put back into the U.S. economy, as Microsoft's Xbox is a U.S. based company, with a majority of its products being developed and manufactured in the U.S. and a large majority of it employees being Americans. In the same way buying a car from American brands like GM, Ford, and Chrysler, stimulates the U.S. economy, and buying a foreign car like Honda, BMW, and Kia, doesn't and stimulates ''their'' foreign economies, Chris could help the economy by getting over his irrational hatred of Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autism-costs.jpg|thumb|left|This is true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the advice of [[Bob Chandler|his dead father]], Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob was totally wrong. At the time of this writing, minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25, pursuant to federal minimum wage. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life, get off disability, and begin working a full forty-hour week, his monthly income before taxes and rent payment would be approximately $1,260 USD. This would put Chris's annual income range, before tax, at roughly $15,100. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, enough for many more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulls in annually from the government after paying off his parents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|SSDI]] beneficiary could have earned from $700 a month in the year [[2000]], when Chris was eighteen, to $1,000 a month in [[2010]] without losing a cent of their SSDI payments.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's clear that Bob's decision to encourage Chris's unemployment comes from negligence, ignorance, blind delusion, or the knowledge that his son is a total failure who can bring nothing but shame on himself and his family. His enabling has caused Chris to miss out on over $100,000 in potential earnings through the end of 2010, which could buy a lot of [[Muscle bra|bras]], [[Sex toys|fake china]], [[My Little Pony|children's toys]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Lego-covered PS3 accessories]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If Bob's motivation came from the reasonable assumption that Chris could never survive in an real-world workplace environment, of course, one wonders why [[Fridays After Five|he kept unleashing Chris to run amok on an unsuspecting public]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Father Call]], Chris claims that his disability check is &amp;quot;a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out.&amp;quot; Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on frivolous shit rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Kacey's father what he thought he wanted to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his eighties, given reasonable &amp;quot;cost of living&amp;quot; increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $1,000,000 over his lifetime from the American taxpayer. In this day and age, that's chump change and he'd amass a larger fortune if he simply got off his ass and got a career; of course, it's [[Chris and health|extremely unlikely]] that he will live anywhere near that long.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==References by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
* The earliest known use of the term &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; was in March [[2007]] in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, &amp;quot;I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat.&amp;quot; He does not actually explain what a &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; is supposed to be.&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Adam_Stackhouse_wins.2C_Chris_is_a_horrible_cheater_and_likes_Megan_.22so_much.22|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' with his latest tugboat check.&lt;br /&gt;
* During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to &amp;quot;Miyamoto&amp;quot; himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.&lt;br /&gt;
* Since late 2009, [[Chris]] seemed to have mostly given up the term &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the [[Mumble]] chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]], he refers to it as his &amp;quot;monthly income&amp;quot;, while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot; in [[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype logs]], quoted at the top of the page shine a light on the origin of the term.&lt;br /&gt;
*In one of the [[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie chat logs]], he wrote about the reason he deserves the welfare:&lt;br /&gt;
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[7:47 pm] CWC: Originally, I was given that blessing through [[Bob|my father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a job, which I have told you I disagree with fully.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: Yesterday, I have actually asked [[God]] the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my [[Stress|trials and tribulations]] in my life.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: God responded...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and [[Chris and English|less richer]] people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]: ???&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] CWC: And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: that doesnt make sense&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: I don't know.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats not my understanding of how God works&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|i mean, are you sure you heard him correctly? no one I know has EVER heard God tell them &amp;quot;hey, just sit back and do nothing, i'll hand you a job and money so you can just play games all day&amp;quot;|Jackie, destroying Chris with sound logic.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and money]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Monthly_tugboat&amp;diff=164124</id>
		<title>Monthly tugboat</title>
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		<updated>2012-12-08T17:16:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|it's a [[Random-access humor|fun story]]. anyway, you know the expression, &amp;quot;Our ship has come in,&amp;quot; well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of [[Autism|creative thinking]]. :)|Chris's autistic explanation for his Tugboat}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Monthly Tugboat.jpg|thumb|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s [[CWCism|euphemism]] for his [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|Social Security Disability Insurance]] payment, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit on or about the 3rd of each month.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Essentially, the U.S. government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support disabled individuals whose injuries or ailments affect their ability to earn a living wage. Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check isn't a need-based welfare check, nor is it meant to replace a paycheck for someone who is unable to work. Chris's disability check is meant to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job (the best he could hold down) and provide him enough money to live on his own{{cite}}. Chris, of course, chooses not to work and mooches off his parents instead, blowing his tugboat on [[video games]]. Unfortunately, this doesn't disqualify him from receiving disability.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Chris receives $809 each month, with $580 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], junk food, or [[sex toys|straight up his ass]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) is nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at the end of one month he had less than three dollars left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing to take into consideration is that while Chris spends a chunk of his social security on American products like McDonald's, Chris spends most of it on video games. The problem is his game systems ([[PSP|Sony PSP]], [[Wii|Nintendo DS, Nintendo Wii]], and [[PS3|Sony PS3]]), are Japanese companies. Yes, these companies have American bases and a very small amount is produced in the U.S., but the majority is produced, developed and imported from Japan. So the money he spends goes to the retailer, which goes to the employees wages and fixed costs of the retailer's expenses that keep it functioning, which will be possibly be spent in America thus be put into the U.S. economy, the rest will given to the foreign company's employees and fixed costs that keep ''them'' functioning, which will be spent in Japan, thus being put back into Japan's economy. However, if Chris was an [[Hexbox|Xbox]] consumer, the majority of it would be put back into the U.S. economy, as Microsoft's Xbox is a U.S. based company, with a majority of its products being developed and manufactured in the U.S. and a large majority of it employees being Americans. In the same way buying a car from American brands like GM, Ford, and Chrysler, stimulates the U.S. economy, and buying a foreign car like Honda, BMW, and Kia, doesn't and stimulates ''their'' foreign economies, Chris could help the economy by getting over his irrational hatred of Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autism-costs.jpg|thumb|left|This is true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the advice of [[Bob Chandler|his dead father]], Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob was totally wrong. At the time of this writing, minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25, pursuant to federal minimum wage. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life, get off disability, and begin working a full forty-hour week, his monthly income before taxes and rent payment would be approximately $1,260 USD. This would put Chris's annual income range, before tax, at roughly $15,100. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, enough for many more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulls in annually from the government after paying off his parents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|SSDI]] beneficiary could have earned from $700 a month in the year [[2000]], when Chris was eighteen, to $1,000 a month in [[2010]] without losing a cent of their SSDI payments.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's clear that Bob's decision to encourage Chris's unemployment comes from negligence, ignorance, blind delusion, or the knowledge that his son is a total failure who can bring nothing but shame on himself and his family. His enabling has caused Chris to miss out on over $100,000 in potential earnings through the end of 2010, which could buy a lot of [[Muscle bra|bras]], [[Sex toys|fake china]], [[My Little Pony|children's toys]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Lego-covered PS3 accessories]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If Bob's motivation came from the reasonable assumption that Chris could never survive in an real-world workplace environment, of course, one wonders why [[Fridays After Five|he kept unleashing Chris to run amok on an unsuspecting public]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Father Call]], Chris claims that his disability check is &amp;quot;a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out.&amp;quot; Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on frivolous shit rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Kacey's father what he thought he wanted to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his eighties, given reasonable &amp;quot;cost of living&amp;quot; increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $1,000,000 over his lifetime from the American taxpayer. In this day and age, that's chump change and he'd amass a larger fortune if he simply got off his ass and got a career; of course, it's [[Chris and health|extremely unlikely]] that he will live anywhere near that long.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
* The earliest known use of the term &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; was in March [[2007]] in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, &amp;quot;I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat.&amp;quot; He does not actually explain what a &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; is supposed to be.&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Adam_Stackhouse_wins.2C_Chris_is_a_horrible_cheater_and_likes_Megan_.22so_much.22|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' with his latest tugboat check.&lt;br /&gt;
* During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to &amp;quot;Miyamoto&amp;quot; himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.&lt;br /&gt;
* Since late 2009, [[Chris]] seemed to have mostly given up the term &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the [[Mumble]] chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]], he refers to it as his &amp;quot;monthly income&amp;quot;, while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot; in [[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype logs]], quoted at the top of the page shine a light on the origin of the term.&lt;br /&gt;
*In one of the [[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie chat logs]], he wrote about the reason he deserves the welfare:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[7:47 pm] CWC: Originally, I was given that blessing through [[Bob|my father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a job, which I have told you I disagree with fully.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: Yesterday, I have actually asked [[God]] the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my [[Stress|trials and tribulations]] in my life.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: God responded...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and [[Chris and English|less richer]] people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]: ???&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] CWC: And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: that doesnt make sense&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: I don't know.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats not my understanding of how God works&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|i mean, are you sure you heard him correctly? no one I know has EVER heard God tell them &amp;quot;hey, just sit back and do nothing, i'll hand you a job and money so you can just play games all day&amp;quot;|Jackie, destroying Chris with sound logic.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and money]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Monthly_tugboat&amp;diff=164123</id>
		<title>Monthly tugboat</title>
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		<updated>2012-12-08T17:16:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|it's a [[Random-access humor|fun story]]. anyway, you know the expression, &amp;quot;Our ship has come in,&amp;quot; well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of [[Autism|creative thinking]]. :)|Chris's autistic explanation for his Tugboat}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Monthly Tugboat.jpg|thumb|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s [[CWCism|euphemism]] for his [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|Social Security Disability Insurance]] payment, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit on or about the 3rd of each month.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Essentially, the U.S. government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support disabled individuals whose injuries or ailments affect their ability to earn a living wage. Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check isn't a need-based welfare check, nor is it meant to replace a paycheck for someone who is unable to work. Chris's disability check is meant to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job (the best he could hold down) and provide him enough money to live on his own{{cite}}. Chris, of course, chooses not to work and mooches off his parents instead, blowing his tugboat on [[video games]]. Unfortunately, this doesn't disqualify him from receiving disability.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently, Chris receives $809 each month, with $580 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], junk food, or [[sex toys|straight up his ass]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) is nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at the end of one month he had less than three dollars left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing to take into consideration is that while Chris spends a chunk of his social security on American products like McDonald's, Chris spends most of it on video games. The problem is his game systems, [[PSP|Sony PSP]], [[Wii|Nintendo DS, Nintendo Wii]], and [[PS3|Sony PS3]], are Japanese companies. Yes, these companies have American bases and a very small amount is produced in the U.S., but the majority is produced, developed and imported from Japan. So the money he spends goes to the retailer, which goes to the employees wages and fixed costs of the retailer's expenses that keep it functioning, which will be possibly be spent in America thus be put into the U.S. economy, the rest will given to the foreign company's employees and fixed costs that keep ''them'' functioning, which will be spent in Japan, thus being put back into Japan's economy. However, if Chris was an [[Hexbox|Xbox]] consumer, the majority of it would be put back into the U.S. economy, as Microsoft's Xbox is a U.S. based company, with a majority of its products being developed and manufactured in the U.S. and a large majority of it employees being Americans. In the same way buying a car from American brands like GM, Ford, and Chrysler, stimulates the U.S. economy, and buying a foreign car like Honda, BMW, and Kia, doesn't and stimulates ''their'' foreign economies, Chris could help the economy by getting over his irrational hatred of Xbox.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autism-costs.jpg|thumb|left|This is true.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the advice of [[Bob Chandler|his dead father]], Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob was totally wrong. At the time of this writing, minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25, pursuant to federal minimum wage. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life, get off disability, and begin working a full forty-hour week, his monthly income before taxes and rent payment would be approximately $1,260 USD. This would put Chris's annual income range, before tax, at roughly $15,100. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, enough for many more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulls in annually from the government after paying off his parents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|SSDI]] beneficiary could have earned from $700 a month in the year [[2000]], when Chris was eighteen, to $1,000 a month in [[2010]] without losing a cent of their SSDI payments.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It's clear that Bob's decision to encourage Chris's unemployment comes from negligence, ignorance, blind delusion, or the knowledge that his son is a total failure who can bring nothing but shame on himself and his family. His enabling has caused Chris to miss out on over $100,000 in potential earnings through the end of 2010, which could buy a lot of [[Muscle bra|bras]], [[Sex toys|fake china]], [[My Little Pony|children's toys]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Lego-covered PS3 accessories]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If Bob's motivation came from the reasonable assumption that Chris could never survive in an real-world workplace environment, of course, one wonders why [[Fridays After Five|he kept unleashing Chris to run amok on an unsuspecting public]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Father Call]], Chris claims that his disability check is &amp;quot;a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out.&amp;quot; Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on frivolous shit rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Kacey's father what he thought he wanted to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his eighties, given reasonable &amp;quot;cost of living&amp;quot; increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $1,000,000 over his lifetime from the American taxpayer. In this day and age, that's chump change and he'd amass a larger fortune if he simply got off his ass and got a career; of course, it's [[Chris and health|extremely unlikely]] that he will live anywhere near that long.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
* The earliest known use of the term &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; was in March [[2007]] in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, &amp;quot;I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat.&amp;quot; He does not actually explain what a &amp;quot;monthly tugboat&amp;quot; is supposed to be.&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Adam_Stackhouse_wins.2C_Chris_is_a_horrible_cheater_and_likes_Megan_.22so_much.22|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' with his latest tugboat check.&lt;br /&gt;
* During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to &amp;quot;Miyamoto&amp;quot; himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|BlueSpike PSN Chat #4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.&lt;br /&gt;
* Since late 2009, [[Chris]] seemed to have mostly given up the term &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot;, possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the [[Mumble]] chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]], he refers to it as his &amp;quot;monthly income&amp;quot;, while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a &amp;quot;tugboat&amp;quot; in [[Mailbag 34|Mailbag #34]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|BlueSpike Skype logs]], quoted at the top of the page shine a light on the origin of the term.&lt;br /&gt;
*In one of the [[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie chat logs]], he wrote about the reason he deserves the welfare:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[7:47 pm] CWC: Originally, I was given that blessing through [[Bob|my father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a job, which I have told you I disagree with fully.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: Yesterday, I have actually asked [[God]] the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my [[Stress|trials and tribulations]] in my life.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: God responded...&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:48 pm] CWC: He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and [[Chris and English|less richer]] people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]: ???&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] CWC: And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: that doesnt make sense&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:49 pm] Jacklyn Romy: why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] CWC: I don't know.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[7:50 pm] Jacklyn Romy: thats not my understanding of how God works&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|i mean, are you sure you heard him correctly? no one I know has EVER heard God tell them &amp;quot;hey, just sit back and do nothing, i'll hand you a job and money so you can just play games all day&amp;quot;|Jackie, destroying Chris with sound logic.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and money]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Alcohol&amp;diff=164122</id>
		<title>Alcohol</title>
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		<updated>2012-12-08T17:13:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sonichurosey.png|thumb|Ever since getting married to [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu]] finds that Reeb helps dull the pain.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like [[sex toys|shoving things]] up his ass, '''alcohol''' was something that [[Chris]] used to preach against until he tried it and discovered he loved the pleasant effect. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|Finally Loosened up and flew to Long Island June 12, 2009.  '''Keep It Responsible'''; ONLY One in a day, or 7 or less in all in a week. ''(Quote from [[CWCipedia]])'']]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris describes alcohol as a &amp;quot;slow-acting poison&amp;quot; in his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] video. He also touches on the subject during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], where in line 309, he mentions that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes). When asked about it in [[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat 2]], he stated that it &amp;quot;causes [[Chris and health|liver dysfunction]] and likely [[Anger|bar fights]] and [[6 June 2010|automobile accidents]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris delivered a particularly effusive tirade in one of his e-mails to [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|ALSO, I BET YOU PROBABLY SMOKE AND DRINK, don't you? I SPEAK AGAINST THOSE AS WELL SINCE THEY ARE TOOLS TO SPEED YOU TO DEATH WITH CANCER, LIVER PROBLEMS, BAR FIGHTS AND AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS. GIVE UP THE HABITS! THEY ARE BEYOND GROSS AND DISGUSTING!|Chris, to Reggie, early in 2009.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Discovery==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite this, a hypocritical [[Chris's Big Night Out|video]] of Chris drinking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]] was uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 12 [[June 2009]], perhaps showing us Chris will be willing to throw all his principles out the window when chances of being around a female arise.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some subsequent point, Chris also discovered cheap beer. Budweiser is apparently his brand of choice, based on eyewitness reports from [[Fridays After Five]] and his account of a trip to a bar prior to visiting [[the GAMe PLACe]] on [[6 June 2010]].  Meanwhile, a [[100 2281|video]] from mid-[[October 2010]] showed Chris slugging Kahlúa liqueur straight from the bottle, although he didn't seem to enjoy it too much.&lt;br /&gt;
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When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 6#Sonichu and drinking|Mailbag 6]] challenged him regarding his shift in attitude, Chris replied, &amp;quot;I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Mailbag 16#Alcoholism|Mailbag 16]], from [[December 2009]], he described his drinking habits in more detail: &amp;quot;I am more of a Social Drinker; I generally do NOT spend a weekly amount on drinks; I only drink at like a party or with a friend on rare ocassions [sic].&amp;quot; This remark was met with some skepticism from [[trolls]], since Chris has no friends, much less any who would invite him to parties.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even after discarding his original hard-line attitude, though, Chris still found opportunities to get a little preachy regarding the demon liquor. In [[Mailbag 33#Chris and the census|Mailbag 33]], from early [[January 2010]], he remarked, &amp;quot;And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, unresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents.&amp;quot; He also, in [[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag 5]], advanced the bizarre theory that drinking while pregnant &amp;quot;CAN PROVOKE [[homos]]exuality in the child.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chandler family and alcohol==&lt;br /&gt;
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It is interesting to note that [[Cole Smithey]] mentions that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] [[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Chandler family line has a history with alcohol. Chris's maternal great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn, &amp;quot;drank heavily and had a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] during the time he was married. Family stories say [[Bob|he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children]] ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RealReeb.jpg|thumb|Reeb is the official drink of [[Kick the Autistic]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|left|A worker at [[4-cent_garbage.com]] downing a relaxing can of Reeb.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' Chris refers to beer in all instances as &amp;quot;Reeb.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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At first glance this seems odd, until you realize Chris still thinks Sonichu is targeted towards children (despite the hideous porn and violence), and so, he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in English-translated [[anime]] shows such as ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]''. &lt;br /&gt;
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Possessing or drinking alcohol was also one of the worst crimes to commit in [[CWCville]], and could have led to a $1,500 fine or ten years in prison&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (the fact that Chris thinks that ten years in prison and a $1,500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards [[money]]). It is also interesting to note that this punishment is much more lenient than the CWCville penalty for [[homosexuality]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|Mailbag 31]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; And you thought Chris was intolerant.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later said in his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video that the prohibition had since been repealed.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reeb&amp;quot; is also the drink of choice for the drunkards working at [[4-cent garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Alcoholism?==&lt;br /&gt;
It is speculated that Chris's introduction to alcohol held some consequence in his life. As evidenced by the [[Chris's Big Night Out]] videos, Chris's introduction to alcohol was a mostly positive experience for him. His introduction to the drug's effects was in conjunction with (as far as we can tell) his first night enjoying an adult experience Chris was not accustomed to. Alcohol was mentioned briefly in a video shortly after, titled [[I'm Sorry, Dude]]. In this video, Chris makes an offer to treat Logan to drinks; as opposed to his past offers of &amp;quot;coffee or soda&amp;quot; to those whom he wanted to get to know. Alcohol was briefly revisited again on camera in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], where Chris was seen drinking. Chris's first recorded video where he appeared visibly intoxicated was  [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]. Alcohol began a slow and steady progression into Chris's life; this was made obvious in an email to [[Regina]], where he said ''&amp;quot;I've also tasted Mike's Hard Lemonade, Budwiser, Miller, Micolobe ''[Michelob]'', Samual Adams and a couple of others. And I look forward to sampling more varities of liqour.&amp;quot;'' In [[6 June 2010]], Chris revealed that he drives and attempts vehicular assault after drinking.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alcohol may be contributing to the declining health of Chris. Since his decision to leave the internet and go about seeking real life interaction with other people, Chris has revealed to us that he spends most of his day sitting in bars and playing Nintendo DSi. While once claiming to be a &amp;quot;Social Drinker&amp;quot;, it is becoming quite obvious that he is anything but. Christian's childlike perception of the world is most likely deafening his awareness to the substance's advancement of relevancy in his life. At this point, he is most likely turning to alcohol for escapism. &amp;quot;I went over to a bar, and I had a Bud. A bottle of Bud. And I p- and then I played some solitaire on my DS, while I- while I waited to the- uh, while I waited to the hour.&amp;quot; It is obvious that with Chris's current loneliness and depression, his alcohol use will yield repercussions in his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage.com]], where the workers often drink reeb&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]], where the CWCville crime is mentioned&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], where he gives &amp;quot;advice&amp;quot; on the subject&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Chris and}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Social life]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church&amp;diff=162805</id>
		<title>Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|&amp;quot;Wesley Mem&amp;quot;* is a church for all of [[Autistic|God’s children]], regardless of [[Attraction Sign|age]], [[Niggos|race]], [[Silvana|gender]], [[Monthly tugboat|socio-economic situation]], or [[Homos|sexual orientation]].|WMUMC's slogan}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|right|Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church, Charlottesville.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Christian]] started attending the '''[[Wikipedia:John Wesley|Wesley]] Memorial [[Wikipedia:United Methodist Church|United Methodist Church]]''', [[Charlottesville]] in [[March 2008]] after getting kicked out of his old church, the [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He was baptised at WMUMC on Mother's Day of 2008.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Regina_e-mails#Regina_tries_to_make_sense_of_all_that&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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WFMC is closely associated with the [[University of Virginia]]. Ironically, given his intense homophobia, Chris attends a [[homo]]-accepting church because it is the only one that won't kick him out. Having been besieged with [[nudes]] of Chris, they now have this disclaimer on their homepage: &amp;quot;We are not responsible for any content or links that may appear on the personal web pages of any member of this congregation.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Bob]] attended with his son, with [[Barbara]] usually staying home.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Church audio#00:06:27 - A Wild Chris-Chan Appears]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== People ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Wesley Church.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Wesley Foundation Methodist Church's logo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* Reverend Ed Winkler, current pastor&lt;br /&gt;
* Reverend Elizabeth Foss, former pastor&lt;br /&gt;
* Marty Peterman, who told Chris to not send anything over the internet he wouldn't want his grandmother to see&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;sept08&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2008#September]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* Reverend [[Rocky Shoemaker]], pastoral counselor; Elizabeth introduced Rocky to Chris in [[September 2008]] because she knows Chris doesn't listen to [[JERKS|men]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;sept08&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Elizabeth and Rocky are authority figures Chris respects, he lists them as references on his [[resume]] and continually seeks help from them against trolls.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2008#September]], [[Jackie E-mails 5#Chris's brilliant ideas]], [[Jackie E-mails 7]] (August 4), [[Jackie E-mails 8]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] (November 16)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Events ==&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[March 2009]], [[Robert Simmons V]] [[Church audio|visited]] this church and talked to Chris and Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 [[September 2011]], [[Bob]]'s funeral took place at the church.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 10 [[June 2012]], Chris ran a [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] for a cancer charity.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and religion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://avenue.org/wmumc/ Church website]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Places}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Places]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Autism&amp;diff=162170</id>
		<title>Autism</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-29T05:26:48Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|It sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, '''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|Chris, on himself.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;6th paragraph down: http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble]] chat 23 February 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I'M RETARDED|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] &amp;quot;conquering&amp;quot; autism (and &amp;quot;ATScI3&amp;quot;) by confusing windmills with watermills.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or &amp;quot;ATSIMU&amp;quot;) in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[100 2178|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, in typical Chris fashion, not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his ego|special significance]], but also seems to think that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism. Because, you know, everything to do with Chris has to be [[slow-in-the-minds|special]]. Because he's autistic, Chris is, naturally, better than everyone else (because having autism automatically makes him a genius), and everyone should acknowledge how utterly brilliant he is. At the same time, Chris is not responsible for anything he ever does wrong, because he is autistic and that means it's not his fault if he [[Twin Falling Towers|does]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|stupid]] [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|things]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==&lt;br /&gt;
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Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; i.e., high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, near-normal comprehension, fluent speech, and about-average intellect. This lets Chris have it both ways: you can't blame him for his failures because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's retarded because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Trolls]] have often noted that the &amp;quot;high-functioning&amp;quot; qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, even the most casual of observers would conclude that Chris is basically non-functioning.&lt;br /&gt;
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Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them &amp;quot;WINDOWS TO HELL&amp;quot; and compared them to &amp;quot;zombies&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.&lt;br /&gt;
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He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]], has never had a real girlfriend, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|shits his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything with his life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are utterly his fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After bawwwing for hours, he emerged from his lair unable to talk (which implies that Chris could talk before this incident, and that would be in direct contradiction to Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven); as Chris himself puts it, &amp;quot;[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me.&amp;quot; Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Autism Characteristics]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far, far more likely that one or both of Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is not currently clear how Chris came to be considered as &amp;quot;autistic,&amp;quot; although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was &amp;quot;around age five or six.&amp;quot; However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than &amp;quot;five or six.&amp;quot;) By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
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When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the &amp;quot;evil babysitter&amp;quot; incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to &amp;quot;high-functioning,&amp;quot; but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the &amp;quot;Childhood Disintegrative Disorder&amp;quot; category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his &amp;quot;Song of Christian&amp;quot; video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of &amp;quot;therapy&amp;quot; had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Persecution==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g., throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in &amp;quot;everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Chris and Rape|tactful and sensitive]] comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger Syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|&amp;quot;Missing White Woman Syndrome&amp;quot;]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with &amp;quot;proper&amp;quot; autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's symptoms==&lt;br /&gt;
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Many [[troll]]s dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked-up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe &amp;quot;normal&amp;quot; behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.&lt;br /&gt;
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A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular (albeit idiotic) guy with a few &amp;quot;eccentricities&amp;quot; (more like psychotic), or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|left|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix &amp;quot;aut-&amp;quot; is a form of &amp;quot;auto-&amp;quot;, meaning &amp;quot;self,&amp;quot; as in &amp;quot;automobile,&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;self-moving&amp;quot;. In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, &amp;quot;it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact&amp;quot; as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not Ian Brandon Anderson and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[naive|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approaching him about making a Sonichu game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: &amp;quot;even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]&amp;quot; (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his pinkeye and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you like having Chris haunt your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a &amp;quot;[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]].&amp;quot; When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13 year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them. It should be noted that the two have entirely different skin colors.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. See his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of [[Ryan Cash]] was &amp;quot;find yourself a girlfriend.&amp;quot; He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an &amp;quot;innocent victim of misunderstanding&amp;quot;—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has trouble developing relationships. Many neurotypical people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow.&lt;br /&gt;
**In the [[Jackie E-mails 23|final exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to Jackie's frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by telling her she had exceeded the &amp;quot;Hurtful Truth Level&amp;quot;; While he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and near OCD like organization. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the law|law]] when it inconveniences him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LBP#First Date Level|interests]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor Roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. &amp;quot;5 mies[sic] from the city&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; instead of &amp;quot;outside the city&amp;quot;), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to &amp;quot;[[pedofork|age up]]&amp;quot; the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[continuity#Chronology|continuity errors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris's given reasons for his love of [[My Little Pony]] are also indicative of autism. Autistics are drawn to physical sensations which give them a feeling of being 'grounded', and this is probably why Chris finds stroking the hair of these toys so &amp;quot;[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|therapeutic]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Unnatural relationships with objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has an evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PS3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random access humor|&amp;quot;humor&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[attraction sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]--where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games, him trying to remain a child, or fear of failure. More than likely though this more to the fact that Chris is lazy, fat, selfish, naive, incompetent, refuses to grow up, and refuses to accept responsibility.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's misconceptions about autism==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}&lt;br /&gt;
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To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex is too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's &amp;quot;[[Love Quest]]&amp;quot; and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have &amp;quot;Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People&amp;quot;,]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|the disorder did not even exist before he was born]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary. &lt;br /&gt;
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. More recently he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 23]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris on the causes of autism===&lt;br /&gt;
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In more recent years (specifically, during [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009), he said that &amp;quot;scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic&amp;quot;, and that the babysitter incident merely &amp;quot;brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered on Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.&lt;br /&gt;
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To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot &amp;quot;the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth&amp;quot;, apparently in reference to the highly disputed urban myth alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and &amp;quot;high-functioning autism&amp;quot; one and the same.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to &amp;quot;ass burger&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;ass booger&amp;quot; for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up - in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself &amp;quot;close-minded&amp;quot; on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a higher (in his eyes, superior) tier of the spectrum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on autism education==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied &amp;quot;...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run.&amp;quot; Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how &amp;quot;to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's&amp;quot;]], Chris's only response was, &amp;quot;My advice is to Mainstream the child.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness &amp;amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is [[List of Chris's lies|the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Autism cured?==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's &amp;quot;homo vaccine.&amp;quot; Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:''' Over what?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:''' . . .&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:''' Christian&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Chris on Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a &amp;quot;high-functioning autistic ''recovered''&amp;quot;). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's &amp;quot;suffering&amp;quot; from autism, he comments &amp;quot;''which I still am for real.''&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend) he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but to live a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and other autistics==&lt;br /&gt;
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Listening to Chris go on about &amp;quot;us TRUE and HONEST autistics&amp;quot;, you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so in reality he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics than himself &amp;quot;windows into hell&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and regards them with [[Chris and Hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]]. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; autistics (read: Chris).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Episode_19#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even for [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can be speculated from this that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem very unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are. &lt;br /&gt;
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For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was &amp;quot;Paranoia Fuel&amp;quot;, that is to say it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the &amp;quot;window onto hell&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:&lt;br /&gt;
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* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a &amp;quot;hate site&amp;quot;. Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Asperger syndrome]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism Tutorial]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and psychology]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kick the Autistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stress]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic ]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Love quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Autistic Spectrum Disorders]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Dating_education&amp;diff=161943</id>
		<title>Dating education</title>
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		<updated>2012-07-17T05:23:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: See also: Dating&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|Date Ed, but not Dated... get it!?]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Those who are unable to, teach.|[[CWC]]|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dating Education''' is [[Chris]]'s term for the formal instruction he believes should be provided to instruct people on how to date.  As with &amp;quot;Sex Ed,&amp;quot; Chris abbreviates dating education to &amp;quot;'''Date Ed''',&amp;quot; and frequently makes use of (alleged) joke that the idea of &amp;quot;Date Ed&amp;quot; sounds &amp;quot;Dated.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
==In Real Life==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.|CWC|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education|Wikipedia autobiography]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''Goosebumps'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and some of the relevant biology. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on STDs and contraception. An educational experience so useful that Chris even suggested that [[Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being violated in vivid Crayola color:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.|CWC|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan Emails, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His proposed class depends on a concept that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Consistent with both his [[autism]] and his own unique resistance to learning, Chris tries to seek out clear, direct steps in social interactions where his natural instincts and social skills (or lack thereof) fail him. In fact, his schools most assuredly did have &amp;quot;Coping Skills&amp;quot; instruction in their [[Wikipedia:Special education|special education curriculum]], which he was required to attend. Sadly, though he has been exposed to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Special Education&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rocky Shoemaker|Pastoral Counseling]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Psychology and Psychiatry&lt;br /&gt;
*God AND the Bear&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...none of them can offer him the checklist of winning moves that he believes exists (but that has been kept from him). So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women. For the record, Chris considers Date Ed to be one of his top three inventions&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;amp;mdash;right behind the ''Sonichu'' Universe and a Lego contraption for carrying [[Pokémon]] cards.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In ''Sonichu''==&lt;br /&gt;
:''Main Article: [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Depending on how charitable your mood is, you might argue that Chris's idea for Date Ed is ''stupid'' but not ''insane.'' That is to say that it makes sense for Chris to want some guidance, and to extrapolate that to mean that other people want the same. But then you read ''Sonichu'' Episode 19, and you witness the insanity of DAT 303. DAT 303 is a thinly veiled matchmaking service, with a side order of Sex Ed. It boggles the mind to picture what DAT 101 or 404 might look like. Consider the following:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Everyone who took this class did so in hope of being paired up with a potential mate. IN THIS CLASS.&lt;br /&gt;
*The class was split perfectly 50% male, 50% female.&lt;br /&gt;
*On the off chance that there was a spare student, the professor expressly states that she herself won't be paired up with anybody, because it conflicts with both regulations AND her current relationship. Dear reader, if this class was just about learning to socialize, why would it matter?&lt;br /&gt;
*The students are given dolls of the opposite sex, to practice their communication skills. ''THE DOLLS ARE CALLED [[Bob Chandler|ROBERT]] AND [[Barb|BARBARA]].''&lt;br /&gt;
*Everybody hooks up. Except, it would seem, for &amp;quot;[[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cwash]],&amp;quot; who only got a 65% in the class.&lt;br /&gt;
* DAT 303. DAT3 03. [[Third Date|DATE 03]]. Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==DAT 303==&lt;br /&gt;
===Course Syllabus===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Rationale''':&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.|CWC|&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article|CWCipedia]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Materials Provided:''' Robert and Barbara Dolls; iDate Software&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Core concepts''':&lt;br /&gt;
*Staying [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|cool under pressure]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Being [[Friend Zone|friends first]] and letting the relationship grow organically&lt;br /&gt;
*The etiquette of romance: asking before [[Megan|touching]] or [[Emily|kissing]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Methodology:''' &lt;br /&gt;
*Students are paired up by the teacher over the internet anonymously and then eventually reveal themselves and fall in love in person. &lt;br /&gt;
*Students will be required to regularly do short transcripts of imaginary conversations their dolls. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Final Exam===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|Final Exam|&lt;br /&gt;
Name_________________ Date__________&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;1. About _% of regular girls ditch boys, and _% of pretty girls ditch boys &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. 10/100 B. 50/50 C. 73/98 D. 75/13&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;2. Which of the follow characteristics attract your opposite gender best?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. Class Clown B. Full Show-Off C. Silent - Types D. None of the Above&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;3. When is an appropriate time to ask for a phone number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. Upfront B. Middle of Converstation [sic] C. End of Enjoyable Conversation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;4. Boys can be like magnets, and girls the metal, when the boy is confident, honest, and smart.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. True B. False&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;5. When there should be a girl for every boy, all people of your opposite gender is already taken by some other dude or gal.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. True B. False&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;6. If the relationship or crush doesn't work out, you...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. Worry B. Move On C. Cry and Pout D. None of the above&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;7. How should you approach the person of your opposite gender if you are really shy?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. As a Friend First B. Run Away C. With [[Hanky panky|Hankey]] in Mind D. Send Someone Else&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;8. If she/he gives you a wrong number, try harder on that person.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. True B. False&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;9. To keep your girl/guy liking you, you should...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A. Keep Clean B. Act Normal C. Show off A skill D. All of the Above&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;10 Essay Question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;From Approach to the end of the conversaion [sic], list a 10-step approach in walking to and talking to people of your opposite gender.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;**&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;FOR ALL Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu Site VISITORS AND COMIC READERS**&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELF AND IF YOU DO, FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS IMAGE, PRINT IT OUT, AND TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELVES. THEN E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS, VERBATIM, ESPECIALLY THE ESSAY QUESTION AND I WILL GRADE IT HONESTLY.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Answer Key===&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|Answer Key|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Multiple Choice&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# C&lt;br /&gt;
# D&lt;br /&gt;
# C&lt;br /&gt;
# A&lt;br /&gt;
# B&lt;br /&gt;
# B&lt;br /&gt;
# A&lt;br /&gt;
# B&lt;br /&gt;
# D&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;Free Response&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;#42;&amp;amp;#42;This was an Open Question with Multiple Answer Variation depending on person writing the essay.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;#42;&amp;amp;#42;Here is what I feel is the BEST EXAMPLE of an answer from Chi-Chian of the PSN; Congratuations! &amp;amp;#61;D&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
1. Aprroach the boy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;Hi, what's up!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
2. Get the name&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;I'm Alex, what are you called?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
3. Find out more, get his interest&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;So what are you into? What music do you like? Seen any good movies lately?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
4. Give feedback, get opportunities for him to ask questions and get interested&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;I'm into anime (my favorite is Puni Puni Poemy, by the way - Kobayashi Poemi is so funny!!). I’ve seen that movie too! I like that actor.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
5. Give interest/compliments back&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;I love your haircut (t-shirt, belt. etc)! What's that cologne?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
6. Get more intimate details&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;So how old are you? Come here often? You from around here?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
7. Food is a conversation foundation&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;Can we go get lunch/dinner? Can you buy me something to drink?&lt;br /&gt;
(I think a gentleman should buy the lady a drink. although I don't drink alcohol or smoke).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
8. At the food place you can expand on the themes previously discussed, such as art,&lt;br /&gt;
music or cinema. but allow the boy to talk as well, support him if he gets&lt;br /&gt;
shy or stumped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
9. A walk to help with digestion. Usually there's a couple of shops around&lt;br /&gt;
in crowded places, so you can always visit a couple together. Not necesserily&lt;br /&gt;
buying anything, just browsing. A bookshop or a music/video store&lt;br /&gt;
is always a good choice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
10. Alter the walk it‘s time to go, but this is where the telephone trade-offshould start.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;It&amp;quot;s been really cool talking and walking with you and I'd like to do it again sometime.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;#42;&amp;amp;#42;Chi-Chian wrote and submitted her answers via e-mail, April 13, 2009.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;#42;&amp;amp;#42;CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER WROTE THIS EXAM ON APRIL 11, 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic9P30.jpg|Final Exam as written by Chris in episode 19.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic9P105.jpg|Answers to the multiple choice.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic9P106.jpg|Answers to the essay question.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dating|Dating]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]&lt;br /&gt;
[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=310722 Abridged MyBuzz Quiz version of the exam]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Love quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=WeighIn&amp;diff=160953</id>
		<title>WeighIn</title>
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		<updated>2012-06-11T21:58:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''WeighIn''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris, to the surprise of us all, steps on a scale to weigh himself. The scale gives a weight of 216&amp;amp;nbsp;lb (15&amp;amp;nbsp;st 6&amp;amp;nbsp;lb / 98&amp;amp;nbsp;kg). There is some speculation as to whether or not Chris offset the scale, but in any case, it didn't do any good; based on [[Wikipedia:Body mass index|BMI]], this weight implies that he is [[obesity|obese]] for a man of his height (5'10&amp;quot; / 175&amp;amp;nbsp;cm).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi_scripts/bmi_udaim.pl?htf=5&amp;amp;hti=10&amp;amp;wt=216&amp;amp;scale=english&amp;amp;submit_e=Submit]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Admittedly, BMI is a flawed metric, which doesn't take into account muscle mass or build, but in any case Chris has [[Power|almost]] [[I AM STRONG|no]] [[51 50|muscles]] and has quite a thin build.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is also revealed that Chris is wearing blue Crayola Model Magic around the bridge of his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = WeighIn&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|e9eT2CLp5pc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 25 [[October 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Power|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Reason|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{RedBlueShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[DayOut#At_Least_My_Face_Is_Not_F3c7ing_Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[FullHouse]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
Here is the official weigh-in on Sunday, September twenty- [[October 2010|October 24th 2010]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Aims camera, jerkily, at scale readout.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If I can stay still long enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway it says 216. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Speaks into the camera again. His [[glasses]] are now on his face and the bridge appears to be wrapped in tape.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Currently I'm 216 pounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Power videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DayOut]]|nextlink=[[FullHouse]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-25 e]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-25 e]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-25 e]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=160876</id>
		<title>Template:Da update</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&amp;diff=160876"/>
		<updated>2012-06-04T22:07:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: 4 June 2012 Voicemail&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;[[Image:News.jpg]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*4 [[June 2012|June]] - Chris posts in [[Facebook]] again, claiming that there was no [[Charlottesville]] Poster Campaign. He also makes an angry [[Voicemail greeting|voicemail]] greeting before changing it back again.&lt;br /&gt;
*13 [[May 2012|May]] - Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 November 2010 and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallion]], Chris's nasty [[hair]] and a proto-[[Tomgirl]] look.&lt;br /&gt;
*12 [[May 2012|May]] - Chris posts a new note on [[Facebook]] about [[Mimms]], attempting to get people to annoy him. He then deletes the note minutes later.&lt;br /&gt;
*9 [[May 2012|May]] - A [[Kacey Call 1.5|call]] between [[Chris]] and [[Kacey]] that was &amp;quot;misplaced&amp;quot; by [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]  is released.&lt;br /&gt;
*6 [[May 2012|May]] - A previously unseen [[Jackie#Sex pics|drawing]] of Chris and Jackie in a pool having sex is released.&lt;br /&gt;
*5 [[May 2012|May]] - Chris posts a [[Facebook#Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!|note]] on Facebook calling on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone and clarifying that he does not see [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] in her. In addition, an old drawing of the Wallflower from 2010 is released.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&amp;diff=160875</id>
		<title>Voicemail greeting</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&amp;diff=160875"/>
		<updated>2012-06-04T22:00:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. You have reached the cellphone of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- [[Chris and his ego|Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4q2yk3pgk| Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== c. [[May 2011]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 13 May 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 15 July 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, you have [[Chris and english|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]].  Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep...  Have a good day...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 9 December 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&amp;amp;list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&amp;amp;feature=plcp  Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*no recording &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*no recording&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*no recording&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your call is being forwarded to an &amp;quot;I don't give a damn&amp;quot; service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&amp;diff=160874</id>
		<title>Voicemail greeting</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&amp;diff=160874"/>
		<updated>2012-06-04T21:59:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: 4 June 2012&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. You have reached the cellphone of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- [[Chris and his ego|Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4q2yk3pgk| Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== c. [[May 2011]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 13 May 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== 15 July 2011===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, you have [[Chris and english|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]].  Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep...  Have a good day...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== 9 December 2011 ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&amp;amp;list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&amp;amp;feature=plcp  Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*no recording &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*no recording&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue:&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*no recording&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;RoyalBlue:&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your call is being forwarded to an &amp;quot;I don't give a damn&amp;quot; service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Homos&amp;diff=160867</id>
		<title>Homos</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Homos&amp;diff=160867"/>
		<updated>2012-06-04T03:26:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: Under &amp;quot;Why Chris appears to be a homo:&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Whenever Chris gets called out...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun Fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.|Chris, lying.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 31]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I put a condom on the dildo and actually did put it up my, uh, A-hole. Uh...and uh, in my humble opinion, it just did not feel right to me. And uh, the anal beads, I just put 'em in there and they were, it's like... in. Not so stiff. So it was just that one time, then they got covered in poo, and I just, I put them in the trash can.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Homos''' is the pejorative term by which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to '''homosexual people''' almost exclusively.&lt;br /&gt;
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From the very beginning of his [[Internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|&amp;quot;STAY STRAIGHT&amp;quot;]] have been one of his most noted and exploited aspects.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fear of being a homo==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0067-Christian&amp;amp;Barbie.jpg|thumb|left|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWC new novel.png|thumb|A glimpse into the future?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a [[Tomgirl|gender change operation]].&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;E-mail to Megan, &amp;quot;I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's homophobia is just that: he is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be &amp;quot;leered off the straight path.&amp;quot; His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for &amp;quot;homo&amp;quot;. He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a [[pickle|penis]] without being &amp;quot;freaked out&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he has cited [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|several techniques]] he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag #3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag #3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag #4]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; his [[Dating Education]] classes naturally being the reasonable solution to preventing people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt to wildly assert his straightness (and fail at it), using anything from the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to objects as strange and totemic as his [[Optimus Prime]] toy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hatred of homos==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability/desire to make him gay. He has often characterized the [[trolls]] as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu]] must be gay.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]&amp;quot;|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic|one of his own abominations]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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He added that gay men should be incarcerated in prisons with female offenders and be provided with access to prostitutes, arguing that they would come out &amp;quot;reprogrammed&amp;quot; into healthy, law-abiding heterosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|February 18, 2009]], Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects &amp;quot;the gay people&amp;quot; like he respects his [[gal pals]] and his [[sweethearts]]. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; by [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|10 March 2009]] Chris was reciting verses from the Bible to justify his position against homos.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Chris's ''Carrie'' rip-off, &amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;, Chris's Mary Sue character, Terrah LeAnne Yowman, is called a lesbian by kids at her high school, because she hangs around with guys all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|She felt angry when she heard &amp;quot;Lesbian&amp;quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[The Creepy Stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight [[Christian Weston Chandler|Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|&amp;quot;[[The High School Story]]&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 14 [[June 2009]], he created a video called ''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]'', which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s song &amp;quot;Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There&amp;quot; from [[Wikipedia:The Garden Party|the pilot episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called ''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]'', and insisted that he likes gays who &amp;quot;ac— ...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.&amp;quot; This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than ''LBP''), an author of several blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his [[gal pal]] [[Kim]]'s boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as &amp;quot;a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Cwcipedia]]: &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; It is unknown why Chris mentions this, given that he has vacillated wildly in the past in his feelings on lesbianism, sometimes [[Mumble 1|coming out in support]] and other times [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;|condemning it]], or why the character is both Hispanic and a lesbian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head.&amp;quot;|Chris &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Because it's OK for him to wave around his degenerate sexuality and showcase real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but God forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 July 2009, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/08/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/#comment-241496&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey, the Street Fighter Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.&lt;br /&gt;
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His Avitar…&lt;br /&gt;
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If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009|July 26, 2009]], Chris goes so far as to call &amp;quot;gay&amp;quot; a synonym for &amp;quot;stupid.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Mailbag]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the &amp;quot;homo gene&amp;quot; (an idea stolen from [[Wikipedia:Family Gay|this episode of]] ''[[Family Guy]]''). They have not, however, isolated the &amp;quot;straight gene&amp;quot;, and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia: Sonderbehandlung|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]], or by imprisoning gays in [[Rape|co-ed prisons]]). This storyline finally came to light in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the &amp;quot;cure&amp;quot; to turn every gay person on Earth straight. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jack Thaddeus]] purchased advertisement space on the [[CWCipedia]] to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|stating]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with [[Vivian]]'s [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.&lt;br /&gt;
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And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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On Christmas Day, [[2009]], the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting the Twitter off as he didn't want any &amp;quot;homo trolls&amp;quot; talking behind his back.&lt;br /&gt;
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Around New Year [[2010]], Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an &amp;quot;ex-gay&amp;quot; ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that [[wikipedia:Avatar (2009 film)|''Avatar'']] was a ''totally'' straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts - in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do ''not'' win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous &amp;quot;respect&amp;quot; for gays is nothing but idle words.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris responded to a [[Mailbag]] letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When evidence of homosexuality was found in a couple, the people involved would be arrested and fined heavily.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, on 7 January, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, &amp;quot;Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian.&amp;quot; That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because ''one'' woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 January, Chris appeared to soften his stance, saying that &amp;quot;Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within [[Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Of course, it's not clear how gays can have &amp;quot;equal relationship rights&amp;quot; if they can't marry, but Chris tends to be pretty weak on logic.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He is for the lifting of the ban so that &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[August 2010]], [[Bob]] showed the same kind of hatred and prejudice as his son does for &amp;quot;DA HOMOS&amp;quot;. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob said that he believed that a few homosexual kids were working alongside [[Michael Snyder|Mike]] and [[Megan]] to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the February 5th, 2012 entry on his [[Facebook_statuses|Facebook page]], he mentions buying Napoleon Dynamite because he learned 'that homo Andy Dick' didn't star in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Why Chris appears to be gay==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:564Homos.jpg|thumb|left|At least Chris doesn't fail at cataloging pictures. [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality No, it's not a shoop].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|Oh lawd, is dat some lipstick on Chris?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.|[[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] - Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|For someone who claims to be straight, Chris sure does love talking about BALLS. Also, balls are touching.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|That's one [[pickle|phallic]] [[Lego]] tower you're building there, Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically, the harder Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|tries to convince people]] he's straight, the gayer he appears. He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying &amp;quot;I am straight! I have a subscription to ''Playboy''!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Update 18 January 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would rather be female than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* He collects [[My Little Pony]] figures well into early adulthood.&lt;br /&gt;
* For a straight man, he sure does [[Semen#Transcript|consume a lot of semen]]. Likewise, the idea of [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his own ejaculate]] off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.&lt;br /&gt;
* Like many gay men, most of his [[gal-pal|&amp;quot;friends&amp;quot;]] were female and he never slept with any of them.&lt;br /&gt;
* In a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|PSN Chat with Julie]], Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say &amp;quot;Christian is gay.&amp;quot; Unless Chris is having ''very specific'' auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded ''delighted'' describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the [[Vanessa Saga]] on 16 [[April 2009]], he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for &amp;quot;a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3|Vanessa IRC Chat III]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris said that he would put something up his ass for [[Ivy]] &amp;quot;in a heartbeat,&amp;quot; including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 7|Vanessa IRC Chat VII]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
* Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 9|Vanessa IRC Chat IX]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* During their correspondence, [[Jackie]] told Chris she was curious about anal sex.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Instead of taking it to mean she wished to be penetrated from behind (as most men would have understood it), Chris thought she wanted to use a strap-on/anal bead on him and said he would comply. In her next email, Jackie clarified her intentions but said she was open to the prospect of being the penetrative partner,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 6]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; leading a jubilant Chris to discuss his past anal experiences in detail.&lt;br /&gt;
* Christian argues that the vibrator and anal beads were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. However, according to [[List of Chris's Adam &amp;amp; Eve purchases|the receipts]] that were uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for the anal beads as the gift.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris kept the vibrator around for months.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[Chris Sex Logs]], Chris shows off a dildo to [[PandaHalo]]. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that [[Sex_Logs#This_is_my_dildo|goes up your butt]], and then immediately denies it's been up his butt. He also says having a dildo in your butt &amp;quot;will feel good.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* On [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|5 February 2009]] Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man. He later issued a retraction which was far less persuasive.&lt;br /&gt;
* When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from [[Max]], Chris was given the choice of burning his [[medallion]] or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Julie_Reveals_Herself|Julie finally revealed herself]] as a 13 year old boy, Chris' immediate response was &amp;quot;I did not know you were a 13 year old!&amp;quot; making it sound like he's shocked by the age but not the least bit concerned about the fact that he's a boy.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a [[nudes|close-up picture of his anus]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He wears a pink [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt buckle]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He owns a set of [[anime wings]] which are basically hair clips. And hair clips are for women.&lt;br /&gt;
* His best man at [[CWC's &amp;quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&amp;quot;|his wedding]] is [[Sarah Hammer]] in drag.&lt;br /&gt;
* He sang &amp;quot;I Love the Nightlife&amp;quot; on his [[Chris's Big Night Out|visit to a local bar/restaurant]], which is popular at gay clubs and drag revues.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys'']] features two covers of the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]], one cover of a [[Britney Spears]] song, and one cover of a [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] song. This music was popular among thirteen-year-old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[muscle bra|He wears a bra.]] In fairness, he uses it to [[Fridays After Five|try to attract women]].&lt;br /&gt;
* He [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|implores men to wear bras]] because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#On brassieres|Mailbag 55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian_fun.21|Mailbag #55]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.&lt;br /&gt;
* When you look up &amp;quot;Homosexuality&amp;quot; in Chris's [[CWCipedia|own web encyclopedia]], you ''literally'' see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[PS3 History Level]] video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of [[Wikipedia:Sex and the City (film)|''Sex and the City'']] (the film) when he showcased his then current collection of [[PS3]] games and movies.&lt;br /&gt;
* In his response to a letter in [[Mailbag 4]] about &amp;quot;impure&amp;quot; homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he &amp;quot;[has] had this problem too,&amp;quot; and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves dropping the thoughts into his stomach acid, lest the gay gene take its toll.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris reacts to [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by giving the all the characters a free makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris donates some of his &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from people who have the virus being fought.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Chris's ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' vehicles is called &amp;quot;A Man's Toy&amp;quot;, which is a light blue carriage with [[rainbow]] lollipop wheels and a message that says &amp;quot;Tea parties are good and nice&amp;quot; on the rear end of the carriage.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/1296110&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* In the guise of his trollsona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used [[Trollin' Train]] to go into far more detail than was necessary about a supposed homosexual encounter, describing various acts with a relish out of place for someone who claims to be disgusted by the mere thought of a penis.&lt;br /&gt;
* He made a drawing of [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Punchylaylalove.jpg wearing panties and bra].&lt;br /&gt;
* He also made a [[:File:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|drawing]] of a [[Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey|Sonee and a Rosee]] in which the hairless spot on the Rosee's abdomen looks like an erect penis. &lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] contains a [[:File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|self portrait of Chris]] as the ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' character [http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Magician_Girl Dark Magician Girl].&lt;br /&gt;
* He [[Tomgirl|voluntarily dressed up as a woman]], went out in public and used [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|the woman's washroom]]. While not all cross-dressers are homosexuals, men who are afraid of being seen as a homosexual generally do not take a disturbing amount of pride in cross-dressing in public.&lt;br /&gt;
* On the 29th April, 2012, Chris 'reveals' that the gay camp experience story he made up as [[JenkinsJinkies]] was a fake. Aside from the fact that [[Naive|absolutely nobody fell for this at all]], it does leave this question: out of all of the stories that Chris could have made up under a fake identity, why did he go with one where he gets sodomized at [[Pedofork|seven]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*Whenever anyone calls Chris out on his [[Women's rights|objectification of women's bodies]], he is always quick to back-pedal and say he appreciates women more for their personalities, unaware that personalities are the key reason for relationships between gay men and their female friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Defenses against becoming homo==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by taping index cards indicating their straightness to their shoes (while stomping on [[vibrator]]s). Srsly.]]&lt;br /&gt;
It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] which he stares at everyday to stave off temptations of homosexuality. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also subscribes to ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to boobies and [[China|vaginas]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) [[trolls|fans]] sent Chris questions on the [[CWCipedia]] asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs with an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ReferenceA&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He also clarifies that one need not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.&lt;br /&gt;
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To prevent future homos, he also encourages women to not drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag #5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In ''[[Kill De Jack]]'', Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: he covers a section of his &amp;quot;[[CWC-ism|computer]]&amp;quot; (we can assume that he means &amp;quot;computer screen&amp;quot;) with a piece of paper so that he can browse [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that the centerfold poster of [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge's ''Playboy'' magazine]] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has [[kacey|no bearing on Chris's desires]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|-Matthew 28, [[Chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read, nor wouldn't care to read.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on his alleged homosexuality==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|having sex with THREE WOMEN?&amp;quot;]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* &amp;quot;I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Masturbating and squirtin']]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;I'M STRAIGHT! I'M STRAIGHT! '''YOU'RE THE HOMOS!''' EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;I'm straight, don't doubt me!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[PS3 History Level]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|CLOSET]] AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Yep, you heard me. I am...a [[gaybian|gaaaaaaaaay...bian]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Anyway the, uh- anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all- how y'all understand it.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;And look at me. Do I look like- [*shakes head in disagreement*] '''No more of those stupid acquisition messages!''' Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty SKULLS! '''I. Am. STRAIGHT!'''&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Curiously, in his own [[A Public Announcement for Congress|campaign ad]], Chris announced a promise of &amp;quot;gay marriage ability for every state within the United Nations.&amp;quot; Suffice to say, this has not helped him in the polls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and religion]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gaybian]] (a &amp;quot;male lesbian&amp;quot;, according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[It's UGH!]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rainbow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magi-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Heather Iglesias]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tomgirl]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyO3pnkI3H4 CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9hdbiwA3k Chris-chan is sick of the lies!]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpGtblij8Y Chris-chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong.]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Homos]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Chris and negotiation</title>
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		<updated>2012-06-01T06:04:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!]]|Christian Weston Chandler on everything and anything}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|Chris waiting for his [[china]] to come to him]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|The same 2 weeks later]]&lt;br /&gt;
When dealing with [[Chris]], trolls often experience a unique form of '''negotiation'''. Due to a severe sense of [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]], a [[Barb|lifetime of coddling]] and [[autism|other factors beyond his control]], Christian Weston Chandler has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.&lt;br /&gt;
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Often, trolls blackmailing Chris will find him making demands of them, as if he were the one with leverage. Conversely, some have experienced the oddity of having Chris run away from a situation where he was purposely given the upper hand. When it comes to dealing with Chris directly, one can only expect that he will always take the path of least resistance, even if it doesn't benefit him.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Concept of compromise==&lt;br /&gt;
Negotiation is based on compromise. Both parties must work together and make concessions to each other in order to find the best possible solution to their problems in a satisfactory manner. Chris doesn't understand this, and arguably ''cannot'' understand this, given his severely stunted ability to understand that other people have thoughts and feelings that differ from his own. Being completely ego-centric, Chris believes that, in any exchange, both parties must share the same viewpoint: his. Chris can't stand any form of prolonged confrontation and quickly tires if his demands aren't met exactly as he has made them.&lt;br /&gt;
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On numerous occasions, Chris has tried to negotiate either by making ridiculous demands or outright refusing to give anything up (or do anything at all for that matter). After he makes his case, his mind is &amp;quot;closed on the matter&amp;quot; and he is unwilling to budge. When further pressed, he often shuts down completely and walks away from the table, into the waiting arms of his [[PS3|hugbox]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Examples of negotiation==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mary Lee Walsh===&lt;br /&gt;
One of the earliest examples of Chris's attempts at negotiations was after his expulsion from his [[PVCC|community college]]. In [[Chris emails 2004-2006#February 2004|emails]] between [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and himself, Chris was unapologetic about a violent outburst that he had had in their previous meeting. Instead of apologizing, Chris offered to &amp;quot;never hang notes on the wall again&amp;quot;, and to consider &amp;quot;stopping my Silent Treatment&amp;quot; of Susan Hannifan, a PVCC Guidance Counselor&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.pvcc.edu/counseling_services/disability_services.php]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. To further sweeten the deal, Chris offered to &amp;quot;knock[...] [Walsh] and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points&amp;quot;. Ignoring the horrible choice of words in regards to &amp;quot;knocking up&amp;quot; two of his female superiors, Chris believed that an imaginary measurement of his personal opinion was an extremely important bargaining chip. This is an example of how Chris behaves in negotiations where he wants something from another person - by offering minimal effort on his part, but expecting full returns from the other party.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Miyamoto saga===&lt;br /&gt;
During the Nintendo saga, [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] stated that Chris must meet him at Nintendo's American headquarters in Redmond, Washington. Chris handled this by making a [[CWC Update 26 January 2009|video]] where he pretended to come back from Redmond, when he actually never left the house. Chris demanded that the CEO of an international company come to HIS house and meet with him. When Chris was pressed as to why the meeting had to be at his house, Chris said that he had no money. When he was asked why he had no money, he said he had no job. When he was asked why he didn't have a job, Chris made various excuses and cited his very brief employment at [[Wendy's]]. He also insulted Miyamoto, asking him &amp;quot;Are you the &amp;quot;Mario&amp;quot; who Plays Fair, or the &amp;quot;Bowser/Koopa&amp;quot; who Cheats and Lies?&amp;quot; This sort of &amp;quot;pass the buck&amp;quot; attitude is very common when dealing with Chris. Nothing negative can ever be his fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Audiobooks]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2009]], Chris came into contact with [[Vivian Gee]], a white knight who eventually turned troll. Vivian was very helpful to Chris at first, but Chris refused to hear any of her input. As a result, their relationship soured, and Vivian started a popular Sonichu parody audio book that Chris despised. [[4 September 2009|Chris ranted and raved]], demanding that audio books be removed. They were not, but one month later, Chris quickly changed his tune. After taking out a [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] on the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|NAME &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;]], Chris believed he now had magical copyright powers, and demanded that Vivian give him 25% of all the profits she'd made from the audiobooks (SPOILER ALERT: 25% of zero is zero). Suddenly, something that he had made death threats over, was not only welcome, but he was demanding to be part of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jack Thaddeus===&lt;br /&gt;
When Jack stole Chris's [[PSN]] accounts, Chris asked him &amp;quot;Why don't you come down to my house yourself in person, unless you are the cowardly weakling?&amp;quot; Jack had to remind him that he (Jack) held all the cards, and Chris was in no position to make demands.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sweetheart sagas===&lt;br /&gt;
Whenever Chris wants to meet one of his &amp;quot;[[sweethearts]]&amp;quot; in real life, he usually wants them to come to him, no matter how difficult such a trip would be. He wanted [[PandaHalo]] to come to him despite her living in Australia. He wanted [[Julie]] to come to him even though she was supposedly a poor immigrant who couldn't afford a car or bus fare. He wanted [[Kacey]] to come to him even though she lived in the D.C. area, which is an hour or so from Ruckersville. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the most recent sweethearts, [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], was willing to have a relationship with Chris as long as he tried to become a better person. Instead of trying to put more effort and try to better himself, he decided to end things.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the Julie saga, Chris made a number of deals with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[The Miscreants]], all of which he reneged on: &lt;br /&gt;
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*In the first deal, Chris agreed to do a video where he came out of the closet in order to save Julie's life. In the [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_1|first take]], he called himself a &amp;quot;[[gaybian]]&amp;quot;, which was done so that he could somehow say he was gay without actually calling himself gay. He did a [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_5th,_2009#Take_2|second take]] where he clearly stated that he was being forced to say he was gay. When he actually did call himself a homosexual, he mumbled it and stated he was &amp;quot;guhhhhh&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*The second deal was that Chris would clean his room in order to save Julie's life and that he would do a video in order to prove it was clean. In order to avoid actually having to clean his room, he merely pushed some of his stuff aside and filmed his floor for 30 seconds before he did his [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|Captain's Log]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*The final deal resulted in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call. [[BlueSpike]], as both Julie and her kid brother Max, had gained access to Chris's [[PSN]] account. In the guise of Max, he offered Chris an ultimatum: The PSN and Yahoo accounts or Julie. In a conversation before the call, Chris told Max that he chose Julie, believing that, like in the movies and TV, he would get both back for &amp;quot;making the right choice&amp;quot;. Right when &amp;quot;Max&amp;quot; put &amp;quot;Julie&amp;quot; on, Chris immediately asked &amp;quot;her&amp;quot; to get his PSN and Yahoo back. Failing that, he tried to guilt Max into giving it back to him. In the main call, Max gives Chris one last chance to change his choice. He sticks with Julie, despite the hold that his PSN account has over him. When Max threatened to sell his account on eBay, he revealed that he &amp;quot;made the right choice&amp;quot; and that he deserves his PSN.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris, CWCipedia captain===&lt;br /&gt;
When he was given [[CWCipedia|his own wiki]] for free, he demanded complete executive control from day one. In Chris's mind this meant that every demand he made would be fulfilled by the staff, and that anything done without his permission would be removed immediately. He insisted on a gaudy background, and [[CWCipedia#Traitorous_mutiny|threatened to stop working]] whenever the [[Cogsdev|webmaster]] displeased him. Later, when [[Jack Thaddeus]] graciously paid for the CWCipedia's webspace with ads featuring homoerotic images, Chris went on a tirade and immediately demanded that they be taken down, yet refused to even consider paying for his own website. When removal failed, he said that he wanted them to be smaller, as if he had some say in how large advertisements were. Chris had no concept of how advertising worked, but merely assumed that he had the final say in everything. &lt;br /&gt;
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Later, during the &amp;quot;popularity contest&amp;quot; between ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and ''[[Asperchu]]'', he tried to make amends with [[Alec Benson Leary]] in an effort to remove ''Asperchu'' ads from the front page of the CWCipedia. However, instead of making reparations, Chris demanded that Alec tell his fans to go back to ''Sonichu''. Chris, who was in no position to make requests, attached several &amp;quot;clauses&amp;quot; to his apologies. In fact, Chris's list of demands was larger than the apology they were bundled with. All of this came after Chris drew a comic where he broke into Alec's house, stole a dating game from his [[Xbox]] 360, blew up said Xbox, and freed a group of [[Rosechus]] that he implied were the victims of sexual abuse. After finally fulfilling most of Alec's requests in a substandard and slapdash manner, Chris killed him, his webmaster and two other comic artists in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as some sort of childish form of revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===PlayStation 3===&lt;br /&gt;
Often, trolls will gain access to Chris's PSN, and make various demands. The most common of these demands is that he sell or throw out some of his beloved toys or games. Despite his claims that he plays with everything in his room, a quick glance at his PSN account shows otherwise. Most of his PSN activity is divided between ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', ''[[God of War]] 3'' and ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', which leaves most of his [[List of Chris's games|vast collection of games]] untouched. Even though he doesn't use the majority of the toys and games he owns, he refuses to sell them. This refusal is usually followed up by him saying that he doesn't have the money to do something that would improve his life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between late [[August 2010]] and early [[September 2010]], Chris was met with the opportunity (not really) of gaining $9,001 in exchange for the [[The MovingForward videos|destruction of]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|his PS3]]. Needless to say, [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|it didn't go well]]. The bounty was only for trolls and was, in turn, fake. However, Chris tried to haggle (albeit ''very'' poorly) with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] to get something that never existed. The ultimate result of this was Chris [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|actually waiting for his money at the Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after being tricked into going there. After realizing he had been tricked, he ended by telling them to &amp;quot;go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like [[South Park|Eric Cartman]], and then [[Rape]] yourselves with your own Damn [[Sex toys|Darth Maul Dual Light Saber]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[3DS Flipnote|Flipnote Studio on 3DS]]===&lt;br /&gt;
In one of Chris's many [[Flipnote Studio]] creations, he requests that Nintendo port the software to their 3DS platform. In typical Chris fashion, his animation consists of him [[Chris and anger|yelling loudly]] and demanding that Nintendo bring the software to the 3DS. Chris had sped his voice up to the point where it's hard to decipher what he's saying, but he assumes that being loud will get you what you want. Throughout the entire animation, his tone of voice and choice of words suggest that [[Chris and Ego|he's under the impression that he's some sort of spokesperson]] for all Flipnote users.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Calling Out|Calling Out videos]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Returning to [[YouTube]] after an 8-month hiatus, Chris decided to confront two of his trolls, [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]] over what they've done and demanding that Tito apologize to Sony over the hackings and to [[The Wallflower]] for &amp;quot;breaking them up&amp;quot;, then give him [[Chris and money|$1000 US Dollars]], and telling Thorg to apologize for putting up pictures years ago and to put up a non-slanderous billboard saying that Chris IS STRAIGHT. He also wants them to remove all contributions to the [[CWCki]]. If these weren't done, he'd reveal their pictures and possible other dox and have the trolls troll them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike the incident involving [[Clyde Cash]] resulting in [[Twin Falling Towers|a very poorly made decision]], Chris honestly believes he has the upper hand and can finally pay back against some of his trolls. However, what he's doing isn't a negotiation, but an [[Chris and the Law|extortion]], expecting these goals to be completed or they were to suffer the consequences with Chris doing nothing on his part.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's Tactics==&lt;br /&gt;
===Ignoring reality===&lt;br /&gt;
When Chris is faced with a task requiring any effort on his part, or involves something that does not benefit him, he completely ignores it. Chris automatically disregards anything that will not benefit him immediately, or almost immediately. The hardest part of negotiating with Chris, is that, if you make a demand that he does not agree to, he shuts down. Like a spoiled infant, Chris will not even deal with something that isn't self-serving and easy.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand, when you have something Chris wants, Chris will not give up until he has acquired it, on his own terms. When the road to a reward has a sign that bluntly says Chris is not eligible, he will attempt to get the reward anyway, or claim that the rules are discriminatory and unfair. Chris will pursue his goal thoughtlessly and simplemindedly, often ignoring even the idea that he might not get what he wants. In the process, he frequently acts as if he has some sort of leverage even in situations where this is manifestly not the case — he continually made demands of the CWCipedia's administrators, for instance, despite the fact that they had full control over the website and he had none.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Altering reality===&lt;br /&gt;
In some instances (the rare ones that he actually does what he was instructed to), anything said or done he feels slandered his good name he will simply state are lies and instruct everyone to ignore them, then will [[Mailbag 2|close his mind]] on the subject. This is retarded for two reasons. By telling his &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; to ignore the lies, he is alerting &amp;quot;fans&amp;quot; that are a little behind on what's happening with Chris of their existence, making more people see them than would have if he didn't acknowledge them. He is also showing he is clearly aware of their existence, and still insisting they are lies.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Delays===&lt;br /&gt;
When Chris has to meet a requirement during a negotiation (ESPECIALLY deadlines), he will explain that he is &amp;quot;working on it&amp;quot;. To Chris, saying this is an acceptable substitute for actual work, whether or not he is indeed &amp;quot;working on it&amp;quot;. If, in his own good time, Chris feels inclined to fulfill the deal, he'll submit whenever he wants to, regardless of the original agreement, well after the deadline. If the agreement was that he would receive something for the &amp;quot;work&amp;quot; done, he will demand it unceasingly, despite not holding up his end of the deal in any way, shape, or form.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even if Chris somehow agrees to a set of terms, he will try to get around them. If he agrees to give something up for someone, he will go behind that person's back in order to get it back so that he could have both. If he agrees to draw a comic, he will most likely do something easier, like make a video or write a blog entry, figuring that that counts as work. If he agrees to willingly slander himself (like calling himself gay, for instance), he'll either mumble it so that it's incomprehensible, or he'll hide his face. &lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Chris and}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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		<title>Examples of Chris's Ego</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Here's an exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the real world==&lt;br /&gt;
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===School===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local community college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Public places===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV, and was an all-around pain for the manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game &amp;amp; Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards. Chris has also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say &amp;quot;Hey, look at me! I'm more important!&amp;quot; Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing in a bizarre attempt to save it, then tried to interrupt the proceedings with a speech about how he didn't want to pay for a YMCA membership when the recognized speaker made the mistake of referring to him. He was no doubt trying to gain sympathy by noting that it would make an ostensible retard sad to build the YMCA. Chris also requested that the wading pool be deeper, most likely meaning the wading pool was not meant to be used by a full grown adult. Chris was promptly and thankfully shot down.&lt;br /&gt;
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===With people===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sarah Hammer]] - One of Chris's first crushes, Chris made the small booklet ''[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]'' in an attempt to win her over on her 21st birthday. The booklet was more a major ego trip, talking more about him and less about her, with the two of them replaced with Sonichu and Rosechu. He later cast her in his Sonichu comic and having her break up with [[Wes Iseli]] before disposing her when she was married away to [[William Spicer]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkops]] - Thanks to Chris's various run-ins with the law, Chris has a very skewed view of law enforcement. After being tossed out of [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Target]], he deemed that security guards were evil and just trying to play [[Kick The Autistic]] and prevent him from completing his [[Love Quest]]. However, following his arrest on [[28 October 2011]], Chris has now assumed that ''all'' law enforcement is evil and has gone out of his way to make sure they never take him into any sort of custody again.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever-growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''PlayStation Magazine Europe'' is a troll because the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house... then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it &amp;quot;constructive criticism&amp;quot;. He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these &amp;quot;offending&amp;quot; letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his &amp;quot;Autism Mailbag&amp;quot; and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a &amp;quot;mental block&amp;quot; and refuses to go any further. On 5 December 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|&amp;quot;...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment &amp;quot;Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her,&amp;quot; he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - For the most part, Chris ignored the [[Audiobooks]] that were being made out of his comics. However, when he found out that they were being &amp;quot;sold&amp;quot;, Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]], threatening to kill her AND [[Clyde Cash|her family]]. He then released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and asked for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened &amp;quot;legal action&amp;quot; during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the True and Honest Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of &amp;quot;pot calling the kettle black&amp;quot; in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis. Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character &amp;quot;Simonchu&amp;quot; as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her &amp;quot;[[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]&amp;quot;. When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but in [[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonla would return to Evan's &amp;quot;ECGVille&amp;quot; and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC (&amp;quot;Great Director Chandler&amp;quot;) powers.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only &amp;quot;holding out on [him]&amp;quot; and would surely accept his offer in the near future.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art &amp;quot;crappy&amp;quot; several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the &amp;quot;character&amp;quot; that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is &amp;quot;obviously naïve&amp;quot; because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|one call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[twitter|tweeted]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers, like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do, or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp;amp; Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: one and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, shrugs his shoulders and says &amp;quot;Whatever&amp;quot; whenever a fan tells him they were going to leave, and then he expects them to come to his aid whenever it's necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only did he attack the trolls, he also attacked his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart. Hilariously, Chris thinks that he has over a billion fans. Let's put this into perspective: The internet has close to ''two billion users''. Chris thinks he has half of them.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Wallflower]] - The Wallflower was a woman Chris hung out with outside of the Young Adult Social Group. In an article in the CWCipedia, Chris shoves the blame on The Wallflower herself, saying that she should never have had a Facebook page or Fanfiction.net page and that, because she refuses to give ''him'' an apology for this, despite the fact it should be ''him'' to ''her'', she will forever hold the guilt of breaking his heart. In addition, Chris claims that the two of them had &amp;quot;exchanged DNA&amp;quot; at the movies and that she was his girlfriend in his [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|&amp;quot;C-Ya Later&amp;quot; video]], when in reality, they were never more than friends. A recent video shows that he ''still'' thinks she was his girlfriend and he still hasn't let go of her.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Trolls]] - One of the things that has enraged even casual Christorians is his smugness towards even his trolls. In Chris's own mind, he has came up with the image that they are actually [[homos]]exual [[niggos|blacks]] who are jealous of his work and are slowly becoming autistic by staying on the computer. Furthermore, he has arrived at the belief that they are only jealous of his material goods.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lars]] - Even though Chris has been known for the longest time to berate [[JERKS|most other males]] for taking all of the [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]s and leaving none for him, he was more than happy to taunt Lars like a little kid about his breakup with [[Jackie]], acting like he is actually proud of taking her away from him (With liberal use of [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|racist terms]]) and threatening to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|to kill him]] should he say anything about it. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Now there's something to think about]]. However, it should be noted that this [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|isn't the first time]] [[SHE IS MINE NOW|he has done this]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Love Quest]] - A recurring requirement for potential [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, established most notably on his [[attraction sign]]s and in his [[Sonichu's_News_Dash]], is that they be age 18-[Chris's current age]. In the latter, he goes as far as to specify &amp;quot;18-21 years of age (18-22 as of February 24, 2004[the date on which Chris turned 22])&amp;quot;, demonstrating that although he expects 18 year old girls to be interested in him regardless of his age, anyone so much as a ''day'' older than Chris doesn't meet his standards. Also, Chris has stated he would not date a girl with autism or any other mental disabilities, yet expects a woman to accept an autistic manchild like himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jackie]] - Not even his [[sweetheart]] is safe from the ego. In the final e-mail exchanges&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 21]], [[Jackie E-mails 22]] and [[Jackie E-mails 23]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; between the two, Jackie, quite accurately, pointed out many of Chris's flaws, also taking the time to rationally explain what he was doing wrong and what he could do to fix things. However, Chris took it the wrong way, claiming that she was insulting him and [[Kick the Autistic|hating]] him by pointing out his flaws, believing himself to be perfect. It remains to be seen whether this has ruined their relationship, but from what we can see, it has.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] - The latest of the many trolls to come after Chris, Chris's ego has ramped up incredibly after [[Calling Out|his return to the internet]]. In his first video in eight months, Chris revealed that he had dox on him and was pretty much blackmailing him to do certain things or he'd reveal those dox. Chris's demands were for him to apologize to Sony for hacking the Playstation Network (when it was other people entirely), apologize to The Wallflower for breaking her and Chris up (when it was her finding out about how sick Chris was that ended their ''friendship'', not ''relationship'' - something he never had), to pay him $1000 dollars (probably to pay for the [[PS3]] that ''he destroyed'') and to remove everything he added to the [[CWCki]] (despite the fact that anyone with half a brain could easily put back up)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Michael Snyder]] - Michael has been a thorn in Chris's side since the day he was kicked out of the [[GAMe PLACe]]. At first, it seemed that Chris's animosity towards Michael was minor, that he just wanted to go back and start buying stuff again. However, after [[The Wallflower]] incident, Chris had stepped up his attempts to get back in and failing miserably. This has lead Chris to throw &amp;quot;anti-Semetic&amp;quot; &amp;quot;slurs&amp;quot; (re: calling him a &amp;quot;[[South Park|Jew]]&amp;quot;), and attempting vehicular assault at least twice. As of now, he sees Michael as some sort of ring leader for cyber-bullying and considers the GAMe PLACe to be the headquarters for it all.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Barbara Chandler]] - Despite [[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Re:_Mothers|her disapproval]] of his [[Tomgirl]] shenanigans (she even tried bribing him to get him to stop wearing a bra and panties), Chris continued to parade around as a crossdresser, no doubt causing a lot of undue embarassment to his mother. From what little contact anyone had with Chris since a [[28 October 2011|certain incident]], Chris has shown no visible [[Remorse|remorse]] for getting his aging mother thrown in jail and waist deep in legal troubles since then. While he does mention Barb as being &amp;quot;the only person who cares about him&amp;quot; in a [[Facebook]] note, the note primarily focuses on his grievances with the trolls and how much they've made his life miserable. Again, this comes on the heels of the Chandlers ending up in legal troubles, which was entirely his fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Online===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Show RESPECT to me, &amp;quot;C&amp;quot;CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending taxpayer money on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingering [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; he has never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people &amp;quot;should know him by now&amp;quot;. He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the &amp;quot;Collector's Case&amp;quot;, which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights, and even showed his &amp;quot;amazing&amp;quot; Parkay skills.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarotti]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White, Who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog in the original three Sonic cartoons. He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson, and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since free-riding on someone else's talents is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and his account was blocked.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money, and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]], and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of ED and edited out at his convenience.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia was a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the &amp;quot;Captain&amp;quot; of CWCipedia.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu Forum|Chris and the Sonichu Forum]] - When Chris discovered a troll site filed with people pretending to be Sonichu fans, he used it to its maximum possible extent. The notorious [[Mailbag 50]] was made using hand-picked posts from the forum, selected for their copious amounts of ass-kissing. When one troll suggested that Chris [[Sonichu Forum#Chris doesn't own a mirror|wasn't much of a catch IRL]], Chris responded with anger, demanding to know what could possibly make them think that he was anything less than awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that lead to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and the Internet|Leaving the Internet]] - No fewer than ''six times'', Chris has boldly claimed that he was &amp;quot;distancing himself from the Internet&amp;quot; and that the only way he would be seen would be outside. However Chris has always returned, anywhere from 36 hours to eight months after making this bold claim. In a hypocritical sense, Chris hasn't left the Internet - he's left the parts that he doesn't like anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flipnote Hatena]] - After &amp;quot;distancing himself from the Internet&amp;quot;, Chris decided to bide his time on Flipnote Hatena, a website that allows him to post animated creations from the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote Studio. So far, Chris has used it to spread his word over how to deal with trolls by butchering a humorous music video, thinking its creator was thinking the same thing he was, and by creating a set of &amp;quot;tags&amp;quot;, listing out a bunch of lies. At the end of [[An Ol' Classic Dream]], he demands that his brainwashed, obedient fanbase give him 5 million stars in exchange for an uncensored version of the already raunchy video. When mods took down his flipnotes, Chris would put them back on, disable comments on his page, then re-allow them, and post a flipnote that should have been him apologizing for doing so, but talked more about the trolls and his &amp;quot;Internet Rep&amp;quot; than an actual apology.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|Trollbusters]] - After returning to the Internet, Chris comes up with the idea for a &amp;quot;Trollbusters&amp;quot; group, having made shirts and cars on [[ModNation Racers]]. All of this was done so he can make the Internet safe for himself. Searches through Google though, reveal that there have been other Trollbuster attempts in the past by other people and, most likely like this one, were doomed to fail.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Calling Out]] - In Chris's first video since he &amp;quot;left&amp;quot; the Internet, he just had to reintroduce himself to others, almost copying word for word the same thing he said when first began his attack on the trolls. As well, he stood to reveal that the Playstation Network hackings weren't the work of a series of hackers, but by Surfshack Tito himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Facebook]] - On 1 April 2012, Chris posted a note on his Facebook, talking about how all of his [[trolls]] know nothing about him, that what they've said and done is totally uncalled for and that the only person who cares about him is [[Barbara]] and he would rather not meet anyone who might be a troll. This is despite the fact that numerous [[white knight]]s have attempted to tell Chris to straighten up or he's going to die and some of the trolling attempts were attempts to get him to do just that. And all of them were ignored. Later on, on the 28th April, 2012, Chris placed screenshots on the CWCki forums, and started bragging about 'deceiving the trolls' despite them merely making small talk over his announcement about re-using the Attraction Sign. Even more telling, though, is his claim that he knows where every user lives, that that he'll [[Death Threats|find them all]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Contests===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - In an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the PlayStation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] - After [[trolls]] caused Chris to win the contest in a misguided attempt to troll the entire gaming community, Chris vowed to spend his winnings (a $400 USD gift card) with his church. Instead, he barely spent half of it towards the church, taking the rest (approximately over 200 dollars) for himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, &amp;quot;If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses ''professional'' psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Homos]]exuality - Given his passion for STAYING STRAIGHT, in [[Kacey Call 22]], Chris actually seems bemused by the idea that gay men don't find him attractive enough to &amp;quot;lure off the straight path.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris reveals that he believes he can use his current congregation as a personal army.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Copyright|His copyright]] - If there is one thing Chris takes pride in, it's his &amp;quot;official&amp;quot; Sonichu copyright. With this, he feels as if he can actually make his multimedia empire with no one to stop him. When he first got the paperwork, he boasted it not even a day after he lost Kacey to Liquid Chris, more or less telling her she got stuck with a loser. He also attempted to set up a bunch of videos trying to sell Sonichu to other companies. In his second &amp;quot;I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER&amp;quot; video, he uses the copyright again to boast that he has won over the trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Car Pranks|His answering machine]] - When a number of trolls attempted to call Chris over a Craigslist listing of his car, one of the calls got to his answering machine. The recorded message says that his lawyers and a doctor of some sort advise him not to take any interviews due to  too much information being leaked, then calls the trolls &amp;quot;trollin' stupid.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[100 2178|Greene County School Board]] - In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his &amp;quot;autistic shell&amp;quot;. This also included paying off a Realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.&lt;br /&gt;
*In a [[Media:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|one-page spread]] designed to spread awareness of the victims of the earthquake in Haiti (and likely done only in response to a [[:File:Haitihelp.JPG|similar ad]] featuring Asperchu), Chris drew all the human victims being dwarfed by four and a half foot tall hedgehogs. The human children, sitting beside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|a bunch of furry runts]], are to scale less than a foot tall. Topping it all off was the inclusion of Simonchu in order to spite [[Evan]]. To Chris, it's more important that his (stolen) recolor abominations have more exposure than the people he's trying to help.&lt;br /&gt;
*Similarly, the [[:File:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|poster]] ostensibly designed to be a protest sign features the aforementioned recolors more prominently than the [[McIntire Park|message]] of the sign.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessings]] - Much like his lord and master GodJesus, Chris believes he has the power to forgive those who have sinned against him, essentially the opposite of his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack. Apparently, Chris is so arrogant, he thinks he can use his [[Chris and religion|retard magic]] to cleanse the souls of the [[trolls|wicked mortals]] who dare to play [[Kick the Autistic]] instead of worshipping him, and has done so [[One Blessing, and One Curse|on]] [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|numerous]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|occasions]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Exposing Jeff]] - Despite acknowledging that Liquid knows three different tongues (in addition to his native English) and how to play the guitar, Chris still says that he can be &amp;quot;so much better&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DivineTrial]] - [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] is put to trial by Chris ([[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as Divine), who acts as a prosecutor, judge, jury and a one man firing squad. Apparently [[PandaHalo|Panda]]'s rape wasn't serious enough to be put into the charges against Clyde, though his various acts of trolling against Chris were.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]] - The cover features a picture of Chris with a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|halo]] made mostly out of Pokémon energy symbols floating over his head.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Virgin with rage|Losing his virginity]] - After losing his ever-so-hated virginity, the news of it spread across the troll community with one thing in mind - it could not have happened. When Chris finally admitted it, he talks down to the trolls, vowing never to reveal what had happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Sonichu 5|Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] see Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome, although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2'', and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extremely self-indulgent fantasies that are described below.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon strive to protect is known as [[CWCVille]]. The city's currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as [[CWC Cola]]. The radio station is called &amp;quot;K-CWC&amp;quot;; the hotel is called the &amp;quot;Double CWC&amp;quot;; even his [[Wikipedia:Hyrule|Hyrule]] ripoff is called &amp;quot;[[RuleCWC]]&amp;quot;. Basically, everything is named after Chris. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him &amp;quot;father&amp;quot;. No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the True and Honest mayor of CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself. Sonichu tries to make a point about how &amp;quot;[[lie|creative]]&amp;quot; the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of fail.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]:''' Again, Chris's existence in the comics is very minor, confined to Sub-Episodes and a sudden appearance, mocking how ridiculous a singing and dancing [[Robotnik]] is.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree &amp;amp; breaking up with him, just because she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to &amp;quot;buck up&amp;quot;, even though he's the first one to make a scream when he lost a [[Hannah|one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. In reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this &amp;quot;skitch&amp;quot;). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan &amp;quot;dumping&amp;quot; him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]], who Chris would later claim as his own, as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy. On the plus side, that does look a little bit like him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are &amp;quot;so lifelike&amp;quot;, and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a &amp;quot;pickle&amp;quot;. Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a &amp;quot;pickle&amp;quot;. Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent garbage.com]], which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED, she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the guy who created Chris's ED page, putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for &amp;quot;[[Women's Rights]]&amp;quot;...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the &amp;quot;[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]&amp;quot;. It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend, which makes no fucking sense storyline wise. The truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out; a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]] and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move, out of pity, and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceeds with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present, and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some &amp;quot;devil trolls&amp;quot;, but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling &amp;quot;CWC&amp;quot; in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egotistic, ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues, he attacks the 4-cent_garbage HQ, using the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who &amp;quot;slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name&amp;quot;, then proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009 will be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. Then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from &amp;quot;[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]&amp;quot; and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issues an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan, and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pulls evidence out of their asses and gets them sentenced to death, two of which Chris participates in!&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for &amp;quot;not treating her right&amp;quot;, bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), blows out a disarmed Liquid's kneecaps with a [[Megatron pistol|handgun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling praises about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid. However, Karma would later [[Kacey and Liquid Call|come back to bite him]] after Kacey and Liquid read the strip.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Christian Love Day==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. &amp;quot;[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]],&amp;quot; all Homosexuality and, in a startling display of overkill, [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentine's Day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Significance===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.|[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he &amp;quot;feels&amp;quot; like it should, especially since it &amp;quot;feels&amp;quot; like a holiday to him, neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday. He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The &amp;quot;forgettable&amp;quot; holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag Day in Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interesting to note is the celebration of a &amp;quot;man&amp;quot;(child) giving his [[Navy|&amp;quot;blood&amp;quot;]] to &amp;quot;save&amp;quot; the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|&amp;quot;damnation&amp;quot;]]. [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Declaration===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day. Also, notice how he has buttocks on his front.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is so engrossed by the idea, that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his army of [[fans]] to celebrate his hubris. To remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and his Ego]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sub-Episodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Lists]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_contests&amp;diff=160713</id>
		<title>Talk:Chris and contests</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_contests&amp;diff=160713"/>
		<updated>2012-05-29T05:10:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Does this meet the standards for a &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; article?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:15, 10 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Unsure. It's actually a decent article, and has the potential to be even better, but I'm iffy about the name. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:14, 4 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*It seems like it should just be, you know &amp;quot;Contests&amp;quot;. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 23:01, 14 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*At the moment, this is a list article. For a &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; article, it would need, among other things, an introduction explaining the importance of contests to Chris. What kind of contests does he enter? Why does he put so much faith in them to further his own ends? Et cetera, et cetera. --[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:10, 28 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_contests&amp;diff=160712</id>
		<title>Talk:Chris and contests</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_and_contests&amp;diff=160712"/>
		<updated>2012-05-29T05:10:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Henry Bemis: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Does this meet the standards for a &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; article?&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:15, 10 April 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Unsure. It's actually a decent article, and has the potential to be even better, but I'm iffy about the name. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:14, 4 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*It seems like it should just be, you know &amp;quot;Contests&amp;quot;. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 23:01, 14 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*At the moment, this is a list article. For a &amp;quot;Chris and...&amp;quot; article, it would, among other things, an introduction explaining the importance of contests to Chris. What kind of contests does he enter? Why does he put so much faith in them to further his own ends? Et cetera, et cetera. --[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 22:10, 28 May 2012 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Henry Bemis</name></author>
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