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User:HermanoBluth

2010-06-10T02:00:12Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr!
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User:HermanoBluth

2010-06-10T01:58:32Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr.
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User:HermanoBluth

2010-06-10T01:57:06Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr.
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User:HermanoBluth

2010-06-10T01:55:53Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr.
 
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2010-06-10T01:52:28Z

HermanoBluth:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and donts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions| FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:{{{1|{{<includeonly>subst:REVISIONUSER</includeonly>}}}}}|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
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2010-06-10T01:50:40Z

HermanoBluth: Accident. Sorry...

User talk:HermanoBluth

2010-06-10T01:47:55Z

HermanoBluth: Blanked the page

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2010-06-10T01:47:26Z

HermanoBluth: /* Hi there! */

User talk:Transfornersfan123

2010-06-09T01:42:50Z

HermanoBluth:

Uhhh...how old are you? --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 23:47, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*Probably 10. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 01:16, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Also, Trans'''forners'''. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 01:16, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
::*[[My page|Yep, he's 10.]] I replaced it with the delete template; look at the history. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 21:39, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*It would be hard for obvioustroll to be more obvious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:13, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
He's definitely a kid. [http://www.youtube.com/user/transformerfan123 His pathetic youtube channel]

Talk:6 June 2010

2010-06-08T19:58:27Z

HermanoBluth: /* Police Report */

Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers "enemies", him stalking people "offending" him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::That's not true. Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept. That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Robotnik==

I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic & Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*So he'll say "I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!" every time we win? Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yeah, kinda like that. And eventually he'll get fed up of going after <s>Sonic</s> the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen. Except by "building," I mean "inflating," and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.

:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky. Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero. Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno. It would be just like AoStH, except "Robotnik" has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Police Report==
There must be one. I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up. Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you. Not me though. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

CADD

2010-05-21T03:32:46Z

HermanoBluth: /* External links */ Added link

[[Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|Chris's Associate in Applied Science with CADD emphasis. "The Associate in Applied Science degree is awarded to students who are permitted to relax some of the general education requirements in order to study more course work in their program area. This kind of degree is for students who intend to enter the work force upon graduation."|thumb]]
[[Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|Chris's CADD certificate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]|thumb]]

'''CADD''' stands for "Computer-Aided Drafting and Design". It's pretty much a 2-year course (though it took Chris more like 6 years to complete it, including the year in which he was expelled from college) that teaches you how to use MS Paint. Even though it took Chris a long time to obtain this "degree," of the years spent pursuing it, he has only produced two pieces of work (while one might assume they were two big projects over a long amount of time, the two pieces of work he produced were a map of his mall and an incredibly large 3D Mayor's Office about the size of a football field with nothing much inside it).

Chris has two certificates in CADD. Looking at his current art, he'd probably have been better off spending his tuition fees on [[Lego]] blocks. The Associate's Degree in CADD is no longer offered by [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].<ref>http://www2.dailyprogress.com/cdp/news/local/local_govtpolitics/article/pvcc_drops_programs_amid_state_budget_crisis1/34137/</ref>

Chris states in his [[Father Call|call to Kacey's father]] that he entered into the CADD program without knowing what kind of jobs such a certificate could get him. Throughout his years at [[PVCC]], and in the three years since graduating, he still hasn't bothered to figure it out. If [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] still cared about anything, they'd be kicking themselves for wasting money on his tuition.

==Timewarp==
In [[Sonichu 5]], Chris claims he got his CADD degree in May [[2006]]. He had, however, already been suspended from [[PVCC]] for over a year by then, so chances are large they just gave him the certificate to shut him up, and to stop Bob from suing them for playing [[kick the autistic]]. If this is true, it could mean that Chris never even finished his CADD classes, which seems quite likely, considering [[CADD Chef]] consistently gave Chris the terrible grades he so rightly deserved.

==Usage in the comics==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|left|'''Computer'''-Aided, not Pen-Aided.]]
Chris's CADD degrees apparently come into use within his [[comic]]s. He even alludes to them assisting him at many points in his comic; for example, [[:Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|Sonichu & Rosechu's benefit house]]. However, the few basic measuring skills he may have picked up from his CADD courses are made even more pitiful by the fact that he never uses a ruler nor are his drawings to scale, defeating the purpose of even learning CADD courses in the first place. Then again, it shouldn't require a fucking college course to be able to make basic measurements or draw things relatively proportionate to each other.

A villain by the name of [[CADD Chef]] appears in the comics, mocking Chris's designs for his mall. It is speculated that CADD Chef may be based on Chris's real life CADD teacher, and that he probably gave Chris a bad grade on his real life mall designs. This "injustice" guaranteed CADD Chef a place in the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] as one of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s minions.

==Sauce==
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==External links==
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloorOne.pdf Plans, Floor 1]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloor2.pdf Plans, Floor 2]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/MayorsOfficeModel1.pdf Plans, Mayor's Office]
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?we0oddnzwnk Original Project Files]
* [http://educhoices.org/articles/Computer_Aided_Drafting_and_Design_Degree_Review_-_Bachelor_Degree_Info.html Information about the degree, including possible jobs]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:Anna McLerran

2010-05-03T23:11:55Z

HermanoBluth:

==To do==
*<strike>Add photos of Anna</strike> Thought there's definitely a better pic out there.
*<strike>add pictures from that birthday party</strike> They're on the page. --[[User:Rafaal|Rafaal]] 20:57, 1 September 2009 (CEST)
*<strike>Add the Crazy Pacer story where she first meets Chris</strike>

==Anna's birthday==
Based on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/dvd/196.jpg this DVD image], Anna's b-day seems to be early August. Now we just need a day. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:12, 12 March 2009 (CET)

==Okay...==
I pulled a bunch of information on her and dumped it onto the page, I'm going to clean up the article by tomorrow...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:01, 17 March 2009 (CET)

==God Damn.==
She's hot . I want her. [[User:ChainsawChandler|ChainsawChandler]] 00:16, 19 May 2009 (CEST)
*I could pull more photos if the community wants them --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 04:50, 19 May 2009 (CEST)
:Nudes plix. [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 13:52, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

**MMM...boobies...-[[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]]

==Youtube and Myspace==
http://www.youtube.com/user/mickylaren

Youtube page

http://www.myspace.com/annamclerran

myspace page.

I dont know how to update the page with this.
[[User:Granola|Granola]] 13:37, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

==I love lesbians, more than anyone, so why don't lesbians love me?==
Hey, I was adding a summary to an IRC chat where Chris talks about the lesbian thing, and I'm curious - do we have any primary source on that besides Chris? The page mentions Vivian also passed on that tidbit, but where did she get it from?

I ask only because I spent years growing up Mormon (kicked the habit when I left home), and the notion of an out-of-the-closet lesbian Mormon is very, very strange. Especially if she's out, still active in the church, AND living in Utah. Like I mentioned on the IRC page, the church collectively hates gay people almost as much as Chris does. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:38, 25 November 2009 (CET)

It might be that Anna told Chris she was a lesbian in order to prevent Chris from sexually harrassing her as he did Megan. On the other hand Vivian's testimony to this might be proof to the contrary. --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]
*Yeah, the prevailing opinion (and I think Anna even confessed this on the old PVCC) is that she's really not a lesbian and this is something she told Chris so he wouldn't harass her and rule out ANY possibility for a relationship in Chris's mind. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:55, 25 November 2009 (CET)

**I think the best thing to do is not to change the page, however. It would be best that newfags and basement dwellers think she's a dyke in order to prevent people from trying to stalk her OL and essentially being like Chris. --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]

==[[CWCki:NAR|OH SHIT, WE WERE WRONG]]==
[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] actually bothered to follow Anna's twitter and found out that [http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439 that was really Anna who said the stuff about Chris]. Can someone dig through the ED edits to find out when this was posted and who said this? If this was posted under Chris's account, was this something Anna told Chris and Chris posted it there verbatim, or just something she approved of?

But anyways, the undos - really, people here shouldn't be referred to as "disgusting bags of crap" even if it's Chris. People like CWCki because we're slightly less biased than ED and our language is more encyclopedic than full out bashing, yet with a tone of familiarity that makes articles enjoyable to read. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)
* Sorry about that Chief, I'll try to cut down on the insults, I'll rewrite that bit. Also, I'll look into the ED revisions. (I still think Chris a disgusting bag of crap)--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 13:11, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Cut down on the "ED" flavor. I hope this revision is more acceptable. Will update with research on her ED edits later. For now, I think it's important that we change the article to reflect the truth, to the best of our knowledge --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 13:21, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Alright, back from my terrify journey to ED. All the edits were done by the same username: [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:ChadamRocket ChadamRocket]. All their edits are about Chris, attention whoring and an edit war with an ED user named [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Pollyanna Pollyanna]. Here's her [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/ChadamRocket contributions]--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 13:33, 7 December 2009 (CET)
:::*Very good work, Megaman. Now we just need to find when she first posted that comment about Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:57, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:::: The quote was posted on 05:52, 9 August 2008. What do you want me to do with all this information?--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:20, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==Criticism==
That section needs to be reworded a bit. It's alright - more or less trying to get at "Anna defends Chris as being manipulated but Chris does all this shit on his own free will and volition" but it's not doing a very good job communicating this. Needs to be reworded and also better piping (that is, things like "own" should not link to Megan).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 8 December 2009 (CET)
* I was trying to demonstrate the many times Chris had done something strange and spontaneous without actualy listing and summarizing each one. I'll work on the re-wording. --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:20, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's relationship with Anna==
I just notice there's a cursory statement about how Anna and Chris were friends, like with the birthday party thing, but no real elaboration on that. Is there any way we could perhaps muster everything Chris has said about Anna to try and piece together a narrative on the nature of their relationship? Right now, the article seems to make a passing note about Tale of the Crazy Pacer and how the two became friends but then skips into how she got involved in ED drama and the trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:29, 19 December 2009 (CET)

==[[Asperger Syndrome|Asperger's?]]==
I found Anna's [http://www.formspring.me/AMcLerran formspring page] and when she was asked a question on if she hates autistic people, she stated that she has a form of autism herself. After reading a bit on Anna, I'm guessing Asperger's. I'm not sure if she's lying or whatever or whether we discussed this already, but I'd thought I'd share. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 04:16, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Anna McLerran

2010-05-01T04:16:05Z

HermanoBluth:

==To do==
*<strike>Add photos of Anna</strike> Thought there's definitely a better pic out there.
*<strike>add pictures from that birthday party</strike> They're on the page. --[[User:Rafaal|Rafaal]] 20:57, 1 September 2009 (CEST)
*<strike>Add the Crazy Pacer story where she first meets Chris</strike>

==Anna's birthday==
Based on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/dvd/196.jpg this DVD image], Anna's b-day seems to be early August. Now we just need a day. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:12, 12 March 2009 (CET)

==Okay...==
I pulled a bunch of information on her and dumped it onto the page, I'm going to clean up the article by tomorrow...--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:01, 17 March 2009 (CET)

==God Damn.==
She's hot . I want her. [[User:ChainsawChandler|ChainsawChandler]] 00:16, 19 May 2009 (CEST)
*I could pull more photos if the community wants them --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 04:50, 19 May 2009 (CEST)
:Nudes plix. [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 13:52, 26 July 2009 (CEST)

**MMM...boobies...-[[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]]

==Youtube and Myspace==
http://www.youtube.com/user/mickylaren

Youtube page

http://www.myspace.com/annamclerran

myspace page.

I dont know how to update the page with this.
[[User:Granola|Granola]] 13:37, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

==I love lesbians, more than anyone, so why don't lesbians love me?==
Hey, I was adding a summary to an IRC chat where Chris talks about the lesbian thing, and I'm curious - do we have any primary source on that besides Chris? The page mentions Vivian also passed on that tidbit, but where did she get it from?

I ask only because I spent years growing up Mormon (kicked the habit when I left home), and the notion of an out-of-the-closet lesbian Mormon is very, very strange. Especially if she's out, still active in the church, AND living in Utah. Like I mentioned on the IRC page, the church collectively hates gay people almost as much as Chris does. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:38, 25 November 2009 (CET)

It might be that Anna told Chris she was a lesbian in order to prevent Chris from sexually harrassing her as he did Megan. On the other hand Vivian's testimony to this might be proof to the contrary. --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]
*Yeah, the prevailing opinion (and I think Anna even confessed this on the old PVCC) is that she's really not a lesbian and this is something she told Chris so he wouldn't harass her and rule out ANY possibility for a relationship in Chris's mind. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:55, 25 November 2009 (CET)

**I think the best thing to do is not to change the page, however. It would be best that newfags and basement dwellers think she's a dyke in order to prevent people from trying to stalk her OL and essentially being like Chris. --[[User:Liquidcole|Liquidcole]]

==[[CWCki:NAR|OH SHIT, WE WERE WRONG]]==
[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] actually bothered to follow Anna's twitter and found out that [http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439 that was really Anna who said the stuff about Chris]. Can someone dig through the ED edits to find out when this was posted and who said this? If this was posted under Chris's account, was this something Anna told Chris and Chris posted it there verbatim, or just something she approved of?

But anyways, the undos - really, people here shouldn't be referred to as "disgusting bags of crap" even if it's Chris. People like CWCki because we're slightly less biased than ED and our language is more encyclopedic than full out bashing, yet with a tone of familiarity that makes articles enjoyable to read. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)
* Sorry about that Chief, I'll try to cut down on the insults, I'll rewrite that bit. Also, I'll look into the ED revisions. (I still think Chris a disgusting bag of crap)--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 13:11, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Cut down on the "ED" flavor. I hope this revision is more acceptable. Will update with research on her ED edits later. For now, I think it's important that we change the article to reflect the truth, to the best of our knowledge --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 13:21, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Alright, back from my terrify journey to ED. All the edits were done by the same username: [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:ChadamRocket ChadamRocket]. All their edits are about Chris, attention whoring and an edit war with an ED user named [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Pollyanna Pollyanna]. Here's her [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/ChadamRocket contributions]--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 13:33, 7 December 2009 (CET)
:::*Very good work, Megaman. Now we just need to find when she first posted that comment about Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:57, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:::: The quote was posted on 05:52, 9 August 2008. What do you want me to do with all this information?--[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:20, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==Criticism==
That section needs to be reworded a bit. It's alright - more or less trying to get at "Anna defends Chris as being manipulated but Chris does all this shit on his own free will and volition" but it's not doing a very good job communicating this. Needs to be reworded and also better piping (that is, things like "own" should not link to Megan).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 8 December 2009 (CET)
* I was trying to demonstrate the many times Chris had done something strange and spontaneous without actualy listing and summarizing each one. I'll work on the re-wording. --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:20, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's relationship with Anna==
I just notice there's a cursory statement about how Anna and Chris were friends, like with the birthday party thing, but no real elaboration on that. Is there any way we could perhaps muster everything Chris has said about Anna to try and piece together a narrative on the nature of their relationship? Right now, the article seems to make a passing note about Tale of the Crazy Pacer and how the two became friends but then skips into how she got involved in ED drama and the trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:29, 19 December 2009 (CET)

==[[Asperger Syndrome|Asperger's?]]==
I found Anna's [http://www.formspring.me/AMcLerran| formspring page] and when she was asked a question on if she hates autistic people, she stated that she has a form of autism herself. After reading a bit on Anna, I'm guessing Asperger's. I'm not sure if she's lying or whatever or whether we discussed this already, but I'd thought I'd share. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 04:16, 1 May 2010 (UTC)

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

2010-04-07T22:04:02Z

HermanoBluth:

[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! …wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]

'''''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], [[Christian's]] nonexistent fan band, because talking over music, [[Chris and Ego|changing existing lyrics so they're all about you]], and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' is EXACTLY like being in a real band.

==Background==
After a four-year hiatus, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over a selection of the greatest hits of the '80s, '90s and today.

Notable is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]]. While a newfag would believe Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true Christian and the Hedgehog Boys fan will know that Sonic left the band due to artistic differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while Shadow died of a cocaine overdose.

This is notable as Wild's first musical appearance where he departs from his [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series|Sit 'n Spin background]].

==Tracks==
#"[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]" (to the tune of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise")
#"[[CWC Like a Virgin]]" (to the tune of Madonna's "Like a Virgin")
#"[[Feel Our Love At Play]]" (to the tune of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away")
#"[[I Gotta Make My Move]]" (to the tune of Rod Stewart's "If You Want My Body")
#"[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]" (to the tune of Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights")
#"[[Lovin' You]]" (to the tune of Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You"... sort of.)
#"[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light")
#"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" (to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark")
#"[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]" (to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack")

==Reception==
While critics applauded Christian for upgrading the quality of the music he talks over, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon. ''Rolling Stone'' refused to review the album.

Fans of Wild Sonichu's mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that Punchy could not live up to the legacy of Shadow.

==ORIGINAL LYRICS==

'''DO NOT STEAL'''

<gallery>
Image:TrollstasParadise1.jpg|"Trollsta's Paradise"
Image:TrollstasParadise2.jpg
Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|"Feel Our Love At Play"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove1.jpg|"I Gotta Make My Move"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg
Image:IllNeverLeaveYouIvy.jpg|"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"
Image:PunchyandLaylasDanceInTheDark.jpg|"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Image:SexyForMyIvy1.jpg|"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
</gallery>

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Pretty Homo (For A Retard)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|JON8Q53BKwA}}
| Stardate = 31 July 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/CWCLovesPickles CWCLovesPickles]
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = True and Honest unreleased bonus track!!! Original [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkIB5l-OlM here].
}}

==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QRPCIV36 Download the album]

{{Hedgehog Boys}}

User:HermanoBluth

2010-01-21T02:49:15Z

HermanoBluth:

User:HermanoBluth

2010-01-19T05:12:31Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr.

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User:HermanoBluth

2010-01-18T03:54:44Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr.

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User:HermanoBluth

2010-01-18T03:54:00Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr.

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User:HermanoBluth

2010-01-18T03:53:42Z

HermanoBluth:

I am HermanoBluth. I am the TRUE and HONEST founding leader of the First Apostolic Church of the Bluth Company. Praise George Sr.

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What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N

2010-01-15T02:18:09Z

HermanoBluth: Added hyperlinks within transcript

'''What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N''' was uploaded by Chris on 14 [[January 2010]]. He sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N
| image = {{#ev:youtube|mT3OO8Jo9z4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[14 January 2010]]
| next = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Well, with indebted gratitude to Mr. Matt Groening and Mr. Moby, here's my version of that song with my name on it.

[''Chris raps along with Moby's music video, changing lyrics to [[Chris_and_his_Ego|insert himself into the song]].'']
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
[[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Chandler]]
What's that name?
Christian Chandler
What's the name?
Christian Chandler

[[Autism|C-H-I-S-C-H-A-N]]!

Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler

You don't need to worry,
[[Chris and art | I'm drawing here]]
Drawing in color,
With my pen and marker!

My [[Bob | papa]] was chicken,
And named me Christian Chandler
Afternoon before the sunrise,
I have a new page for you,
Open your eyes
New plots are a big surprise
[[Lie | The hand drawn art is quality,
And that's no lie]]

What's the name?
It's Christian Chandler
</poem>
[''Chris briefly plays what he thinks is the melody on his harmonica, failing hard.'']

One, two, three!
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler
What's that name?
Christian Chandler
What's the name?
Christian Chandler
</poem>
[''Chris resumes playing the harmonica.'']

[''Chris stops playing and is silent while Lisa Simpson, in Moby's video, says, "Promise to never do that again."'']

Aw'right.

[[Category:Music_Videos]]

YouTube Finale

2010-01-06T18:49:11Z

HermanoBluth: Added video box

[[YouTube Finale]] is a [[YouTube]] video, posted by [[Chris]] on 30 March [[2009]]. Chris claims he will be leaving YouTube forever.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = YouTube Finale
| image = {{#ev:youtube|NBtyA-XX0C4}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| previous = [[Secret Weapon]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]
}}
</center>

{{quote|As for those who despise me? Justice will be served.}}

===Transcript===

[[Clyde Cash|Clyde]], you are a liar… [''removes glasses dramatically''] and a vicious son of a female dog! [''sighs'']

Anyway, nothing you do will stop me finding my true love. And I ''swear'' from hand of [[Chris and religion|God]] that you will see justice. I am going to turn you in to the police, and if you and I should ever meet in public - ''even at the police station'' - I swear to God I will... beat you up. I will punch [''mimes throwing a punch''] your lights out.

This'll be the last video I upload to YouTube, but my… ''inspiration'' shall continue. My-- to my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|loyal fans]]: thank you for your patience. They will continue to be rewarded. As for those who despise me? ''Justice will be served.''

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Secret Weapon

2010-01-06T18:45:50Z

HermanoBluth: Added video box

[[Secret Weapon]] is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]]. Chris claims to have the mugshot of one of his [[trolls]], [[Clyde Cash]], and he scoffs and laughs at the ugliness of said person. Chris also calls Clyde an ugly freak. He has obviously not looked in any mirrors lately to be able to make that statement.

It should also be noted that the "mugshot" is that of <strike>Paulie "So Cash" Carbone, who died on July 10, 2007</strike> actually it's Lee Hotti, who is alive and well, and still a guido.

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Secret Weapon
| image = {{#ev:youtube|btXP1JthVes}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Random-access humor|Comedy]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| previous = [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
| next = [[YouTube Finale]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris was a guido in [[2003]]]]

Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. '''Sin Dinero''' [Spanish, obviously meaning "without money"], because you have no money. And you-I can tell you why you can't-why you [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|try to steal other men's women]], I tell you what.

[''looks at picture of "[[Clyde Cash]]", scoffs''] And a big detail you left-you may eh-you might have not overlooked. [''holds picture up to the camera''] I have your mugshot. I can't even stand to look at it! All those ''damn freckles''! You're a [[autistic|freak]]! [''lets loose an ungodly laugh''] I scoff at you, you ugly freak!
{{Clear}}
==See also==
*[[No More Jokes]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]|nextlink=[[YouTube Finale]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]