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ToJackie

2010-10-31T07:09:56Z

Herpderpflerp: Not a bible

'''ToJackie''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris begs [[Jackie]] not to leave him, insisting that she matters more than [[video games]], that he can [[Random access humor|make her laugh]], and that no other [[Sex toys|non-living]] [[PS3|object]] can replace her.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ToJackie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|53pObVcCj2s}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|Grey T-shirt}}
| previous = [[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:I_want_you_Jackie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|How can you say no to that [[stare]]?]]

''[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]''

Listen. Jackie? I gotta— I gotta tell it to you straight. I mean, yeah. I have been doing these videos and everything FOR YOU. I put— I've given you so much time and energy. I want you to know that… it is all good. I am being honest with you. I have been honest with you. Sometimes, I have misspoke. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. [[Chris and religion|Hand to God. And on my Bible]]. I'd have to go look for it.

''[Chris turns around, looking for his Bible.]''

It's right over— here it is.

''[Chris picks up and places his hand on some sort of non-Bible object, presumably a box containing a video game.]''

Yeah, look. Hand on my Bible. I swear to God. I love you more than any— more than anything, Jackie. I love you more than anything.

''[Chris puts the Bible down.]''

And, plus, I'll be able to make you laugh. Make you more happy. Make you smile a lot more, after we meet— after we get together. I mean—

''[Chris turns around, shoves fake breasts down his shirt, and turns around again.]''

Hey, look. This is fun.

''[Chris imitates his [[WelcometoBollywood|belly dancing]].]''

We can feel each other up, ya know?

''[Chris bends over to show his breasts.]''

Hey, look. How do you like lookin' down at ''my'' cleavage? (Chris laughs.) I'll make you smile, make you happy. [Chris removes the fake breasts.] You know I will, because I love you. I love you a lot.

''[Chris pauses and slouches down.]''

And do— and there ain't no— there's nothing else in the world, 'cept outside my family. (Chris noticeably sighs.) You know, 'cause, you know, I gotta— I gotta respect my mom and dad. But no [[sonichu (game)|video game]], no high score or no dang [[PS3|console]] is going to go over you, because I love you so much more. You can return the feelings and emotions. No dang— non-living object can ever do that. I swear.

''[Chris stands up straight, leans forward and grabs the camera.]''

We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:ToJackie

2010-10-31T07:01:31Z

Herpderpflerp:

Umm Yeah from 2:10, I was fucking scared for my life after that vid. It's a shame that Chris will never find a "Real" woman that will love him for who he is. Also I'm not transcribing this shit I'm too creeped out [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 10:48, 30 October 2010 (PDT)
: I just transcribed this. You really need to watch the video to see how frightening his face is. Then again, he's HFA, so he's willing on fabricating any emotion necessary to get sex. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' <sup>O-Qua Tangin Wann</sup>]] 10:56, 30 October 2010 (PDT)
:: Gahh! I looked! Fucking hell, I looked into the eyes of insanity! *vomits* Fuck, my chicken nuggets! Gahh... Seriusly, this batch almost had me thinking Chris had jumped the shark (that comic #10 remake...zzzzzzZZzzzz...), and then this video at the end. Real horroshow. SO! From this video, we can infer some things: Chris has ''still'' yet to actually physcially meet Jackie, and Chris latest compuslion is transgender in nature. Seriously, what did he think he was gonna acheive with that "feel eachother up" stuff? We can add some lines about Chris and doublestandards on Dyke China, women's rights. Also, Chris is unable of being empathic, and thus, incapable of telling what girls are feeling; Like the other "don't leave me" ect videos, these are usually done after the "heartsweet" (troll) starts tearing into Chris for not doing enough things (and in the case of the one exception (Megan), when she told him to back the fuck off).--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:27, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Sooooo.....yeah, do we add jackie to the "past" part of the sweethearts template?--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:27, 30 October 2010 (PDT)
:Jackie probably didn't break up with Chris, just perhaps expressed some concerns. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:54, 30 October 2010 (PDT)

Wish we could get a better look at that bible, but from the blur we see, it's safe to say it's probably old, but still pristine condition.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:15, 30 October 2010 (PDT)
:It's not even a goddamn bible. It looks like an old PSX video game box or something.--[[User:Herpderpflerp|Herpderpflerp]] 00:01, 31 October 2010 (PDT)

DivineTrial

2010-10-31T06:38:11Z

Herpderpflerp: He obviously meant shot

'''DivineTrial''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris dresses up as Divine from the 1972 cult film [[Wikipedia:Pink Flamingos|''Pink Flamingos'']], and then re-enacts the trial scene from the movie with [[Clyde Cash]] as the culprit.

It should be noted that the actor who played the role of Divine in the movie is a [[Muscle_bra|crossdresser]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = DivineTrial
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QAvNrc1A9VI}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| previous = [[DrainedCreativity]]
| next = [[JuggaloShoutOut]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''Chris stands in front of the camera wearing clown makeup, his shirt stuffed with his [[plush breasts]] and a red sheet of construction paper covering his crotch.'']

Hello, folks, and darlings, this is [[Homos|Divine]] Babs y'know... We are going to go on a trial now fo- to go against... our culprit, here- mister Clyde Cash... Say hello to the audience, Clyde.

[''Chris holds up a [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] doll which is supposed to represent Clyde.'']

'''Clyde:''' ''*mumbling noises*''

Ay, ain't got much to say, huh? Well, that's a shame. Clyde, now, you spoke to me on live Internet before the trial here was started.

'''Clyde:''' ''*mumbling noises*''

He stands accused of... being a [[troll]], a bully, and especially doing all these things against one Christian Weston Chandler and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Sonichu and Rosechu family]]... We bring in a witness here today... a which we will put that against Mr. Clyde Cash here... He's a witness- oh- s- Sonichu, I mean the original one...

[''Chris holds up a [[Pikachu]] doll, modified to resemble Sonichu.'']

All right, Sonichu... do you swear to speak the whole truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth... so help you God?

'''Sonichu:''' I do.

Alright, then will you please... point out the guilty party of this room that has... done all the trollings and dwollings and all that... and even personal... threatening and what not against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler?

'''Sonichu:''' Yes, [[Wikipedia:Divine (actor)|Divine]]. He's right over there! Mr. Clyde Cash!

Thank you, that'll be all, you c- may step down from the witness stand... Alright, then we will now have order in the court, order in the court! [''Bangs the table with a coffee cup''] I have reviewed all the case files and what not... and in this [[Sonichu 10|kangaroo court]] justice... I hearby... pronounce sentence to Mr. Clyde Cash... he is gulity of all charges! And then- and... on the lawsuit here... for his punishment... he will be shot to death... and his wi- and [[PandaHalo|his wife]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|one-cent daughter]]... [[Women's rights|will go to a better husband...]] outside of his family... one will be provided for her by law... somebody within her local reach, but not within the state of [[Virginia]].

But anyway, the punishment is death for Mr. Clyde Cash... For doing so many wrongs against Mr. Christian Weston Chandler... Case dismissed! [''Bangs the table with his coffee cup again'']

Are you ready for your execution, Mr. Clyde Cash?

'''Clyde:''' ''*mumbling noises*''

[[Random Access Humor|Well, at least my face ain't fucking orange!]] Buh-bye.

[''Chris pulls out his [[Megatron pistol]] and shoots Clyde.'']

And that was another fine episode of Divine's people court. You all enjoy- you all have yourselves a good day... and remember, Divine is... [[Christian Weston Chandler|the filthiest, dirtiest person in the world]]... Even though I've temporarily dyed my [[hair]] brown... It's usually blonde.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]|nextlink=[[JuggaloShoutOut]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

PlayingHouse

2010-10-26T16:11:53Z

Herpderpflerp: conflating gaems

'''PlayingHouse''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children. Chris most likely got this phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.

Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he [[Monthly tugboat|lies around at home]], "taking care of the children".

It is interesting to note that while "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]" is portrayed as a sweet little girl, her little brother "[[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]" is only referred to when Chris laments him [[Christian Weston Chandler|expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night]].

We get a good look at what kind of parent Chris would be. Although he is a stay-at-home dad, he prefers to send Crystal to pre-school to learn about colors, shapes, and how to tell time. She seems to have learned how to read and write, although this may have been intended to be something she inherited from her journalist mother. On car trips, Chris foists responsibility to his daughter in keeping her screaming tard brother quiet. Reginald was depicted sitting in a booster seat instead of a high chair. This implies one of three things: Chris doesn't know the difference; Chris is irresponsible to seat an infant in an unsecured hunk of plastic; or Reginald is big enough to be a toddler. This last scenario, given Reginald's inability to speak, not being toilet trained, and frequency in soiling himself suggests he inherited [[Autism|a lot]] from his father. [[Sonichu]], Chris's other son, is missing from the video.

We also get a glimpse of what Chris believes a married sex life would be like. As Chris slams his plastic body against his sweetheart, she cheers him on by telling him that he's doing well (''"Oh yeah, you do it good"'') in a way perhaps more befitting of a [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] than a wife. This may be yet another piece of evidence that Chris needs his future wife to constantly coddle him in the same way Barbara does now. It should be noted, however, that this could also qualify as an example of Chris conflating the situations and behaviours depicted in pornographic material with real life.

Also of note is Chris' first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting - though as with everything else Chris does with [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork and lighting]], it is badly done - the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.
==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = PlayingHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[SonichuBabies]]
| next = [[Wigwam]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Okay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.

AnIhome. And my wife's coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got printed, it got some very huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.

[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']

''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Chris|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|peeps n' poops]]! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his [[Butt garments|diapers]] too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''

''[Table and chairs are set out''] [[Burger King|Dinnertime]]! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']

[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''[[navy|Mmm, that was delicious dear]]''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my woom now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soon.'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!''

''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.''

Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, that was a very lovel- very nice story you read to me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a [[Women's Rights|ballerina dancer]]. Either that, or a [[Officer Nasty|police wo- police woman]]. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!''

Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little [[homos|partner]]. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, [[chris and death|he's sound asleep already]], hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.

[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.

''["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]'' And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow? ''Well I got another case to report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that.'' Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm. ''That's good...'' ''[Chris begins to [[rape|do the inevitable]], but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]'' So, you wanna do it? ''Yeah, why not.'' ''[Chris pushes the lego figures together]'' ''Oh yeah, you do it good.'' [''Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds''] ''Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay.'' Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight. ''[Chris, avoiding the previous tragedy of getting the figures on the bed, just drops the minifigures on the floor.]''

The e-

==See also==

*[[A Sonichu Day]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[SonichuBabies]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

PlayingHouse

2010-10-26T16:08:31Z

Herpderpflerp: derp

'''PlayingHouse''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children. Chris most likely got this phrase from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to make these.

Also, this video suggests that, if they were to be married, Chris would want Jackie to work as a journalist during the day while he [[Monthly tugboat|lies around at home]], "taking care of the children".

It is interesting to note that while "[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]" is portrayed as a sweet little girl, her little brother "[[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]" is only referred to when Chris laments him [[Christian Weston Chandler|expelling various bodily fluids and crying all night]].

We get a good look at what kind of parent Chris would be. Although he is a stay-at-home dad, he prefers to send Crystal to pre-school to learn about colors, shapes, and how to tell time. She seems to have learned how to read and write, although this may have been intended to be something she inherited from her journalist mother. On car trips, Chris foists responsibility to his daughter in keeping her screaming tard brother quiet. Reginald was depicted sitting in a booster seat instead of a high chair. This implies one of three things: Chris doesn't know the difference; Chris is irresponsible to seat an infant in an unsecured hunk of plastic; or Reginald is big enough to be a toddler. This last scenario, given Reginald's inability to speak, not being toilet trained, and frequency in soiling himself suggests he inherited [[Autism|a lot]] from his father. [[Sonichu]], Chris's other son, is missing from the video.

We also get a glimpse of what Chris believes a married sex life would be like. As Chris slams his plastic body against his sweetheart, she cheers him on by telling him that he's doing well (''"Oh yeah, you do it good"'') in a way perhaps more befitting of a [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] than a wife. This may be yet another piece of evidence that Chris needs his future wife to constantly coddle him in the same way Barbara does now.

Also of note is Chris' first use of what appears to be a makeshift stage with lighting - though as with everything else Chris does with [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork and lighting]], it is badly done - the viewer can see one of the corners of the box because of the shadow, the light is still too low, and the camera isn't centered on the scene.
==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = PlayingHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[SonichuBabies]]
| next = [[Wigwam]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Okay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.

AnIhome. And my wife's coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got printed, it got some very huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.

[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']

''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Chris|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|peeps n' poops]]! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his [[Butt garments|diapers]] too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''

''[Table and chairs are set out''] [[Burger King|Dinnertime]]! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']

[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, orange one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''[[navy|Mmm, that was delicious dear]]''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my woom now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soon.'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!''

''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.''

Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, that was a very lovel- very nice story you read to me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a [[Women's Rights|ballerina dancer]]. Either that, or a [[Officer Nasty|police wo- police woman]]. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!''

Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little [[homos|partner]]. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, [[chris and death|he's sound asleep already]], hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.

[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.

''["Jackie" and "Chris" are on the bed. The bed is only 4 units wide, so both characters are teetering on the edge.]'' And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow? ''Well I got another case to report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that.'' Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm. ''That's good...'' ''[Chris begins to [[rape|do the inevitable]], but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]'' So, you wanna do it? ''Yeah, why not.'' ''[Chris pushes the lego figures together]'' ''Oh yeah, you do it good.'' [''Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds''] ''Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay.'' Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight. ''[Chris, avoiding the previous tragedy of getting the figures on the bed, just drops the minifigures on the floor.]''

The e-

==See also==

*[[A Sonichu Day]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[SonichuBabies]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:PlayingHouse

2010-10-26T15:58:41Z

Herpderpflerp:

Transcribin'

[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Holy shit that was a long video. I think my brain started melting towards the end, so apologies for any stupid mistakes. Also Chris is REALLY hard to understand when he's doing his high-pitched voice. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

:Don't blame you, it's been awhile since I needed alcohol to finish one of Chris's videos. I'm gonna edit some parts I could make out that I think you missed. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

:Thanks, mate. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:49, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Shit, ''I'' may take up drinking if I keep up with Chris's shit. Anywho; Crystal, police woman, Officer Nasty. Nuff said.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 17:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Is it worth noting that, whilst playing house with children's toys, he brings up the concept of a murder trial? All things considered, it isn't really appropriate in the environment, and that he brought it up ties in a lot with his other failures to understand age-appropriate material (Sonichu slaughters and Sex Ed for little kids being the most imminent examples). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:47, 25 October 2010 (PDT)
:Follow the idea of Occam's Razor, which states that the simplest explanation is most likely the correct answer. In this case, he probably just assumes that that's what people report on as journalists. So probably not.--[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:03, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Ooh, he updated his looks with a fleshie minifig. Anyway, I'd love to make a more accurate CWC minifig, but how do I add extra fat? [http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=1572900 This] gives me an idea... --[[User:AlfredNTheFettuc|AlfredNTheFettuc]] 21:59, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

Would you slow-in-the-minds stop forcing these half-baked insults into the articles please? Lots of people send their kids to pre-school. Lots of people would like their partner to be vocal during sex. I don't know if the people adding this stuff come from countries where these things are somehow unacceptable or what but you don't need to try so hard to make Chris look bad. He can do that himself. --[[User:Herpderpflerp|Herpderpflerp]] 08:58, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

100 2270

2010-10-08T01:46:51Z

Herpderpflerp: derp

'''100 2270''' is the third of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In it, he does a painful impression of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in a strange, nasally, voice in an attempt to mock him. Half the time his insults are [[Chris and English|unintelligible]] and his assumed, Eric Cartman-like accent does nothing to aid his insults.

Chris appears to randomly switch impersonations to one of [[Liquid Chris]] about midway through the video without changing his voice at all. He also proceeds to beat the dead horse about not only how Alec put [[Homos|homosexual imagery in Asperchu]], but about how violent Asperchu can be. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Because we all know that Sonichu doesn't have]] [[Sonichu 10|gore, violence and needless killing of characters]], right?

Chris also claims Alec Benson Liquid is from [[Wikipedia:Philadelphia, PA|Philadelphia, PA]], and seems to base this on a phone call he received from a Blockbuster video location. However, neither Alec nor Liquid live in the vicinity.

Chris continues the trend of using construction paper props, making a facsimile of the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" clown shirt]]. (Why he does this instead of actually wearing that shirt is unknown.) The [[Asperchu Medallion]] makes a reappearance in this video.

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==Video==
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| name = 100 2270
| video = {{#ev:youtube|l8ir2SbF5T4}}
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2269]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Chris's face is partially obscured by darkness due to the lighting in his room. A large piece of cardboard with horizontal orange and grey stripes covers most of his chest. The Asperchu medallion is visible around his neck.]''

''[Odd voice]'' Ello, web! Dis is Christian Weston Chandler 'ere! But I'm no-I'm not really Christian Weston Chandler, and I'm not the creator of Sonichu because I live in Philidelphia! I was born in Philidelphia! At least as far as I know. [[Things Chris has ripped off|I don't have any originality]], or idea points because I never put up a page of my own! In real life, and still I only mock the real Christian Weston Chandler in Virginia-and now I am mocking Alec Benson Leary, ''[grabs Asperchu medallion]'' I am pretending to be Alec Benson Leary, oh look at me I'm Alec, [[Chris and Art|I draw teeeerrribly]], ''[mimes drawing]'' I draw everything in squares, I put [[homos]]exual drawings in the background, [[Death threats|I kill everybody!]] I put gore all over the floor and blood all over the place, ''[flails arms and shifts from foot to foot]'' I killed the real Christian Weston Chandler, I even killed the origina-I even killed the second dude, who pretended to be the original!

''[pauses for breath]''

Anyway, I'm Christian Chandler, I live in Philidelphia, I have a girlfriend, her name is [[Kacey]], ''[more arm-flailing]'' except we're married now! And [[Chris and his ego|she coulda had the real Christian Weston Chandler]], who lives in Virginia, except I'm just a Christian Chandler who lives in Philidelphia! Now I'm sorry, [[Honor roll|I didn't mean Philidelphia, I meant to say Pennsylvania!]] Pennsylvania! But I pretended to be the original Christian Weston Chandler and rent movies from Blockbuster in Peennsylvaniaa! And the phone call was sent to the real deal, the real man in Virginia.

Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yaddblahblahblahyahbahblahyablahlalalalalah!

''[Pause]''

[[Britney Spears|Hey baby hit me one more time!]] I done it from my head! Bye now!

==See also==
*[[100 2267]]
*[[100 2269]]

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