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2011-09-10T21:12:02Z

HitIar: /* Article of the now. */

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==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== The Did You Know section ==

I myself have no way to edit that section, but I believe all the DYK quips that contain Bob should probably be changed into past tense now that he's dead. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 10:58, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

Template:Article of the now

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HitIar:

[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|left|200px|]]

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''(4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]]) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]]. His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.

Bob passed away on September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.

('''[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia|more...]]''')

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Template:Article of the now

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HitIar:

[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|left|200px|]]

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''(4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]]) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]]. [[Bob Walks In]] His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.

Bob passed away on September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.

('''[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia|more...]]''')

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Talk:Main Page

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2011-09-10T19:47:02Z

HitIar:

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Guten Tag Chris-chan obsessed weirdo's!

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2011-09-06T10:35:17Z

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2011-09-06T10:10:22Z

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Talk:Mumble 4

2011-09-05T23:07:12Z

HitIar: /* 23:07? */

Anybody know what game Clyde mentioned that Chris said was going straight towards the "nine niney nine" bin?
--[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 08:11, 22 November 2009 (CET)

*I *think* it was something to do with one of the crappily "fan" made Sonichu games. Chris wants PS3 level graphics and whatnot for his Sonichu game, and so anything less than that is deemed unworthy by him (hence, "it'd only end up in the $9.99 bargain bin") and so he doesn't want to use it. I *think*. [[User:Regexis|Regexis]]

Hes an imbecile but he didnt make a losing move in tic tac toe, dumbasses.

Dammit, used the wrong colors. I'll fix it tonight. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:19, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*Hey, if it's not too late: may I suggest using green for Clyde? No particular reason, but I recently revamped a few Clyde-related templates (e.g. [[Template:Clyde Saga|this]]), and made their headers green (as in [[Pickle]] and [[Troll]]). It would add some uniformity, don't you think? But again, it won't be the end of the world if you don't. Keep up the good work! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 23:33, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:*I'd say orange, since he's a guido. I think a darker orange would be readable. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:38, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*Btw, BlueSpike may be blue, and Chris red? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 23:34, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::I was just gonna go with the color Scheme in Julie Revealed. Clyde's a pale green, Bluespike is (against all logic) red, and Julie's violet. Chris is blue in pretty much every single color-coded transcript, so I guess that's the standard for him. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:00, 2 December 2009 (CET)
:::Yeah, I made BlueSpike red there 'cos Chris was already blue (from the phone call transcripts and stuff). Whaddaya gonna do. Clyde was green because of the "cash" connection, ha ha, and orange looked a bit too much like BlueSpike/Max's color. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 02:21, 2 December 2009 (CET)

Needs narrative summary, like the IRC chats.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

==On understanding things.==
I'm listening to this on a really awesome headset, and I can barely make out what Racist Chris is saying. I can't make out Donald Chris at all. Any corrections here would be greatly appreciated.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:56, 4 December 2009 (CET)

== 23:07? ==

Is it just me or does the .ogg file end at 23:07? [[User:Rabbitcore|Rabbitcore]] 18:07, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
: Yeah, it does. Does anyone have the rest of the conversation? [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 13:56, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
::I would like to hear the infamous donald duck. and would hate to see the rest of the audible mumble become lost. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 16:07, 5 September 2011 (PDT)

Mumble 4

2011-09-05T22:57:48Z

HitIar: /* Transcript */

The fourth of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]] on 6 [[February 2009]].

Length: '''48:34'''
==Summary==

* Chris is uploading the [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|second gay video]].
* Chris and [[Clyde]] play tic-tac-toe. Chris makes a losing move, so Clyde calls off the game.
* Chris explains why he didn't go to [[Miyamoto]].
* Clyde asks why Chris has spent over $1000 on [[PSN]]. Chris tries to label $1000 as an obvious exaggeration, a [[lie]] that Clyde calls him out on. Chris guesses that he's spent $10000 on games over the past 9 years, but claims to be recovering from his spending problem.
* [[Julie]] says she'd stay with Chris even if he becomes homeless.
* Clyde asks Chris to name 5 bills associated with the house. Chris's can't.
* "If anything" says Chris "I'm overqualified [...] for every type of job available."
* Clyde describes the wild woman he loved, who killed herself.

18:30

* Clyde says Chris doesn't know what love is.
* Chris gets emotional on the subject that [[PandaHalo]] (Sarah) got with Clyde, but less so when Clyde says she might be dead.
* Chris saw the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Just Friends|Just Friends]]''. "Romantic comedies build hope for TRUE romances." Memories build toward love. Without such honest feelings, it's as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.

25:30

* Chris denies just wanting [[sex]].
* In a woman, Chris looks for a caring personality, strong emotions, a strong will, all-around personality. But definitely not [[niggos|black]]. But he's not racist. "I would care about a black woman as a friend, honestly. But, you know, I would not want it beyond just friendship."

28:10

*Chris does a retarded imitation of a Jamaican racist. He also likens himself to Archie Bunker (from ''All in the Family''), who was intended to be reprehensible bigot.
*The [[Donald Duck impersonation]] scares the shit out of Clyde.

31:20

* Chris justifies giving advice with the quote: "Those who are unable to, teach."
* Chris burps.
* Chris tells Clyde he wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for not being receptive to her advice.
* The [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|second gay video]] is up.

39:00

* Clyde tells Chris to get rid of his material possessions for Julie. Chris says it'd take him more than 8 hours.
* Chris has read [[R.L.Stine|R.L. Stine]] books, "the one with George and... Lenny?", the Bible, ''The Giver'', Pamela Anderson's ''Star'', ???, another one on the tip of his tongue, and he's reading [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|Vivian's book]].
* Clyde gives Chris 3 days to sell or throw away his shit. (The result is [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]].)

48:00

* The other [[trolls]] jizz all over Clyde.

==Transcript==

 '''BlueSpike:''' Alright, so anyway. (?)
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I redid the video. I did not use the word “[[gaybian]]”. I did not use it.
 '''Clyde:''' [interrupts] Let's watch and find out okay?
 '''Chris:''' Well, it's gonna be 'bout a half-hour to an hour
 '''Clyde:''' Let's play a little game. It's called [[Wikipedia:Tic-tac-toe|Tic-tac-toe]]. You know, with the circles and the X's. Okay?
 '''Chris:''' Alright.
 '''Clyde:''' I call the middle square. What square do you call?
 '''Chris:''' Mmmm. Upper Left.
 '''Clyde:''' Alright, then I call the one right below it.
 '''Chris:''' I call... middle right.
 '''Clyde:''' Well, I'm just messing with you. Let's not play this game. Chris, I have to ask you one- one very important question.
 '''Chris:''' Shoot.
 '''Clyde:''' Ah man, my memory's going. Why... why do you drop women on the...just you know, on the tip of the hat? I mean, you and whatshername, [[PandaHalo|Sarah... Cassandra Mackenzie]]. I-I mean God, You said yourself you were like, really close for months and months.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Clyde:''' And you drop her on the, just drop it right there and you didn't go to [[Nintendo]]. You didn't do anything. Why didn't you do a thing?
 '''Chris:''' Hmmm...Uh... hmm...Well, because I felt uncertain of a lot of details. Like I wasn't totally sure I was talking to the real Mr. MAIyamoto. And plus I didn't have my family's support. And uh I really did not have the money to make the trip.
 '''Clyde:''' You just blew your chance, Chris. You know- you know that whatever you say will be taken as crazy talk but you know I'm already working with uh, [[Reggie]] right? It's not going to happen for quite a few months in fact. But be prepared, be prepared.
 '''Chris:''' For what?
 '''Clyde:''' You know, Rabbichoso. Come on.
 '''Chris:''' I bet it'll go straight to $9.99 bin.
 '''Clyde:''' [laughs] Of course, because it's being priced at $9.99. It's not a full-priced game. You know that. You know, it's going to be on like PlayStation Network. Well it's probably not. It's probably just gonna be on Wii Ware. Still good, it'll be just like [[Wikipedia:Cave Story|''Cave Story'']]. You ever play ''Cave Story''?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Clyde:''' Do you play any good games? I mean, Christ. You spent over $1,000 on the PlayStation Network...why would you spend so much [[money]]?
 '''Chris:''' I play a lot of good [[games]].
 '''Clyde:''' N-never mind about the good games part, that's irrelevant bullshit. Why would you spend over $1,000 on the PlayStation network?
 '''Chris:''' How do you know I spent over $1,000 on the PlayStation Network? Because that could be an obvious exaggeration right there.
 '''Clyde:''' It's not an obvious exaggeration.
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Clyde:''' I have your records detailing your intimate history from March [[2007|'07]] to [[January 2009|January '09]] of every single purchase you ever made. I calculated it. It's over $1,000.
 '''Chris:''' You don't have-You don't even have to track the history you could just go to my download list and then figure out which ones are demos-
 '''Clyde:''' Exactly, it's been over $1,000 Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Alright fine, woopty freakin' doo, $1,000. But it's only a little bit at a time over a long period of time.
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, you don't know anything about saving money. How much have you spent on games?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... well I spend a lot.
 '''Clyde:''' How much do you think you spent over the last nine years?
 '''Chris:''' Nine... well, yup. Mmmm...I'd say estimate, uh, taking a rough guess here. Fine, $10,000. I'm just taking a guess.
 '''Clyde:''' Ugh, Christ, man. If you can't afford the money then you can't afford to save anything for your future; for [[Daughter|your future children]]; for [[Lovely Weather|your future wife]]. You don't think about the future do you? You just think about now; you just think about what you want now; what you want-
 '''Chris:''' Fine well I'm not- well, I'll admit I'm not- I wasn't very good at money, I was compulsive on spending.
 '''Clyde:''' You still are.
 '''Chris:''' I'm recovering. Hey at least I'm not that far gone to admit it that I have a problem with spending and I admit the problem, that's the first step to recovery.
 '''Clyde:''' That's far from the first step, you have to do something.
 '''Chris:''' I am, I'm taking initiative to save.
 '''Clyde:''' And how much have you saved?
 '''Chris:''' Ugh, well I have bills to- I have credit card bills to pay!
 '''Clyde:''' For the past five years, I've been working on a little egg to save money. I spent- I've dipped into it a bit. This is- ain't, from my parents inheritance and some miles I can call him (?). I got 15,000 saved Chris, for the past five years Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Well good for you, I praise you for that.
 '''Clyde:''' I'm saying you can't even save $100. What makes you think you can support a family?
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]''
 '''Clyde:''' [[Julie]], why would you want to be with this man? He can't support a family, he can't support you!
 '''Julie:''' Because I love him.
 '''Chris:''' Not right away- but, but give me time.
 '''Julie:''' Because I truly love him.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. The power of love and God- and God- and power of prayer and God's help and enough time, it can work.
 '''Clyde:''' And what will you do if you're homeless? What will you do?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, homeless. That diff- that's a tough one. Well, there's a thing called family. I have good people in my family.
 '''Clyde:''' Julie, are you going to take this? You're going to accept living without a home? Really?
 '''Julie:''' If it's with Chris, yes.
 '''Clyde:''' Oh my god, you two are going to die faster than I can say autistic. Christ! You- I can't believe it. You would accept being homeless.
 '''Julie:''' Yes, I would.
 '''Clyde:''' Enjoy your death, enjoy your death.
 '''Chris:''' Hey, you don't know what-
 '''Julie:''' Chris will never be homeless.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah and besides- besides Clyde, you don't know- you don't know what kind of lifestyle Julie had to gre-grew up with. I mean she came from a poor country.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Interrupts]'' And this is what you're going to treat her to, is the same-the same old life she had before. That's very gentlemen-like Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Now I'm gonna tr- I'm gonna do my best to try to give her a mor- a much more comfortable life, I'll do my best.
 '''Clyde:''' Chris, when your parents die, what's gonna happen to your house, what's going to happen?
 '''Chris:''' You're asking me when my parents die, what's going to happen to my house?
 '''Clyde:''' Yes.
 '''Chris:''' [[Slow in the mind|Well, I assume the house is still gonna be on the land it was built upon.]]
 '''Clyde:''' Oh, so it's not yours anymore, interesting. Interesting.
 '''Chris:''' Well actually they're leaving it to me. So there.
 '''Clyde:''' So you've got a house, that's decent. Tell me, name five bills associated with, you know, maintaining the house. Can you even name five?
 '''Chris:''' Five bills associated with maintaining the house. Alright, there's the electricity, the water...abuhbuhbuhbuhbuh ''[muttering]''... food, clothing-
 '''Clyde:''' Food and clothing are not part of the house. That's part of the, you know, daily life. I'm talking about the actual house.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' Okay, there's, uh, hardware like-
 '''Clyde:''' What hardware? For what?
 '''Chris:''' Like for roofing. For one thing
 '''Clyde:''' Do your parents even own the house?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, they own the house.
 '''Clyde:''' Do they have a mortgage on it? What, anything?
 '''Chris:''' They do not have a mortgage on it.
 '''Clyde:''' Oh, so they own the house. Legally. Interesting. Well, you got one thing going for you, you at least have a house. But I don't know, man if you can actually survive in it.
 '''Chris:''' Tsk-tsk. You are so quick to under- to undermine a person. And underestimate them.
 '''Clyde:''' I'm not being quick to undermine a person. I'm thinking of what a family man should do, okay?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sudden awful family guy impersonation]'' Hey listen, Peter Griffin He's a family guy and he's retarded and yet look at his life! ''[Voice deepens into what is probably a horrible [[Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] impersonation]'' Homer Simpson D'oh!
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Disbelieving]'' That's a cartoon. That's not real life. Not-not even the closest.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah but it's based on the real life associated with the people who created them.
 '''Clyde:''' No it's not! You think Matt Groening's life is like Homer's life? Of course not!
 '''Chris:''' ''[More awful Homer Simpson impersonation]'' Well I don't know if it's close my life, but I feel like it's close enough to be with my own life! And nobody better lay a finger on my son's [[Wikipedia:Butterfinger|Butterfinger]]! D'oh!
 '''Clyde:''' What?! [softly] Oh-Chri- So are you saying that ''The Simpsons'' is exactly like real life?
 '''Chris:''' I'm not saying that necessarily, but if they can survive it in their own way, then I feel I can survive it in my own way- at my own pace. And that uh- with the power of prayer, and God by my side, and my sw- and my [[sweetheart]], things will work out.
 '''Clyde:''' Let me tell you something. Things don't magically “work out.” Things don't work that way. The real world does not work that way.
 '''Chris:''' I'm going to do the heavy work, and all the work associated with all that.
 '''Clyde:''' Now now, I know you said you're going to be a house husband? Right?
 '''Chris:''' That or I can go out and get a job.
 '''Clyde:''' And what kind of job can you get? What do you qualify for?
 '''Chris:''' If anything I'm overqualified!
 '''Clyde:''' For what?!
 '''Chris:''' Every- every type of job available!
 '''Clyde:''' You think you can be the CEO of a company?
 '''Chris:''' Hey, put me behind a desk and tell me what to do and I'll do it!
 '''Clyde:''' The thing is a CEO ''tells'' people what to do. If you need something be told then you are not qualified to do that job.
 '''Chris:''' I don't have to be- hey. I just need- hey if I am the one that needs to be telling everybody what to do then I have to find out what the company is about, and all things associated with the company, or whatever I'm the CEO of, and then I will give real thought, sound decisions and direction.
 '''Clyde:''' What kind of job can you get within your degrees? What will your degrees get you?
 '''Chris:''' If anything, like a job [[Bob|my father]] had working at [[Wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]]. Like for example he designed the controls for the plastic molding machines, so, without him, you would not have the plastic for your keyboard.
 '''Clyde:''' Okay, so you think you can design some... something I don't know whatever you just said.
 '''Chris:''' Hey without him you would not even have anything as simple as a plastic-
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Interrupts]'' I'm talking about you, I'm not talking about your dad. I'm talking about you.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?
 '''Clyde:''' I'm talking about ''you''. What can you do?
 '''Chris:''' I can do anything I am capable of, if I set my mind to
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Exasperated]'' I am asking you what you are capable of!
 '''Chris:''' I'm capable of a lot of things!
 '''Clyde:''' I'm telling you to be specific!
 '''Chris:''' I'm creative.
 '''Clyde:''' God. You said you had that CADD degree, and you- and I asked you to send that, I want to see what you-
 '''Chris:''' It takes- It takes creativity to create such things like I did in the [[CADD]] classes.
 '''Clyde:''' Your CADD degree, right? You had [[CWCville Mall|that mall]]? I want to see this mall, I want to see if you're actually qualified. I want to see if you're actually qualified to get a job.
 '''Chris:''' You want to see it, huh? Alright, give me a moment, I'll write the email for ya.
 '''Clyde:''' You know my email. [[Gregg Mays]] with the G's.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I'm gonna send it to you from my Gmail address because it's a big file.
 '''Clyde:''' Alright. If it's a big file it's probably better, isn't it?
 '''Chris:''' Well that depends on your perception.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Laughs]'' Never mind. I'd love to see this though. Looking forwards to it.
 ''[Intermittent background noise]''
 '''Chris:''' On its way. Right now.
 '''Clyde:''' Good. I'm looking forwards to seeing it. I wanna see.
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris.
 '''Clyde:''' Julie, you wanna see something?
 '''Julie:''' No, not really.
 '''Clyde:''' This is the man that's also gonna be your future husband. I'm just saying. You always have a chance to back out now.
 '''Julie:''' I would never. I would never.
 '''Clyde:''' Come on Julie, you don't want to do this. You don't want to do this. I beg of you. You don't want to be with this man. You don't.
 '''Chris:''' Julie, I care about you. I care about you very much.
 '''Julie:''' Chris is right. I do want to be with him.
 '''Clyde:''' You can give as much love. You can say all those empty “I love yous” over and over. Let me tell you something.
 '''Chris:''' When it comes from the heart, they are not empty. And every time I say I love you I have my heart behind me.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Laughs]'' Every time you say “I love you”! You say “I love you” to every woman that walks down the street! [mockingly] You said that to [[Megan]], you said that to [[PandaHalo|Sarah]], you say that to all those people!
 '''Chris:''' I- we- Because I was very close to each of those women! And I always meant it from my heart!
 '''Clyde:''' Whoa, you're going out with multiple women at once? That's a little- ehh, you know, you're treading some dangerous ground there.
 '''Chris:''' Hey, I can't help it if they all moved on with their lives. They didn't- couldn't stick around. That doesn't mean I'm not- I'm gonna hold it against them. I still care about them individually. I mean that, from my heart. Just like I care about Julie right now. Very much.
 '''Clyde:''' You don't know what love is, do you Chris?
 '''Chris:''' I know that love takes a lot of hard work and deep emotions. Obviously a lot more than you are capable of feeling, Clyde.
 '''Clyde:''' Let me tell you about the girl I loved.
 '''Chris:''' Alright.
 '''Clyde:''' She was a wild one. She did shit that most women never do. She was a wild one. Did sports, dropped out of school, did drugs. She killed herself. Still don't get over that.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry to hear that.
 '''Clyde:''' Let me tell you something. Tell you something. You still don't know what love is. You move on from woman to woman. If one is out of your reach, you just move on to the next one. You ditched the prospect of [[Sarah Hammer]] just for Megan and ''[Microphone cuts out]''.
 '''Chris:''' I- did not ditch her. I mean I tell ya. I was so hurting in my heart and my soul that I had to lose her to you. Really hurt me. It wasn't an immediate decision for me to move on. I had to make myself emotionally stable. ''[Starts stammering]'' And build up the- and build up so much in my head sorting all the details out at my own pace. It was hard. Very hard. ''[Sigh]'' But then I have- but then I have to realize I have like- I mean besides I haven't heard from Sarah in a long time. I could- I didn't even know what- I couldn't- I guess I just never really knew from her point of view. I mean I had to hear it from- I have to hear it from her own mouth that she is going to be with you. But I never heard so ''[voice cracks]'' heartbreak.
 '''Clyde:''' Alright I'll tell you the truth. Ever since the move, I haven't heard from her either. I fear she might be dead.
 ''[Long pause]''
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Clyde:''' I don't know where she is or what she's doing. She hasn't responded to me either. I had some nice pictures, I announced the wedding, but, ahh it's... I dunno. It's all gone. At least for now. She's supposedly in America right now, you know that, right? Could she be searching for you? ''[Laughs]'' I doubt it.
 '''Chris:''' Well I don't know. Can't say for sure, because yes, I have not heard from her.
 '''Clyde:''' Looks like she's probably moved on from both of us. I don't know what's going to happen to my child. [''sighs''] [''inaudible''] Now, I just want to ask you a few questions about- about your past life. You know there's this, You know there's this person called [[Wes Iseli]]? You seen- you know he's on youtube? He's married now, you know that?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry. Could you repeat his name please?
 '''Clyde:''' Wes Iseli, you know, the magician?
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Wes EYES-LEE.
 '''Clyde:''' I don't know how to pronounce it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well, okay- yeah, okay, so he's married. Is that what you just said?
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah, he's married now. Not to whatever-her-face was but, he's married, he's still successful and he's doing charity work. He's a very impressive man.
 '''Chris:''' Well, good for him.
 '''Clyde:''' How could you hate a man like that?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]'' I was jealous. Jealousy got the best of me then.
 '''Clyde:''' But what made you think that Sarah wanted you in any way?
 '''Chris:''' She and I were childhood friends.
 '''Clyde:''' Is that it?
 '''Chris:''' We were very close. She was my- we were literally next door neighbors.
 '''Clyde:''' Then welcome to the friendzone! Where you'll be friends forever and never be anything beyond that.
 '''Chris:''' Hey, I saw the movie [[Wikipedia:Just Friends|''Just Friends'']].
 '''Clyde:''' You know romantic comedies are just... bullshit.
 '''Chris:''' Romantic comedies build hope for true romances. And they build up for stronger romances. Though, I think I have a good general understanding of how to keep a romance true and strong.
 '''Clyde:''' No you don't. All you know is what's on TV and what's on movies and whatever. And they're lies, Chris, those are lies. And they've influenced you to a point where you just believe romance is saying "I love you" over and over and over. Like you're fated to be with a lover or something.
 '''Chris:''' I- it- it- it's a lot more than just saying I love you over and over again. It's a lot more than that. It's about building so many memories with the woma- with the person the- uh- person of the opposite gender that you truly love and care about. Growing fond memories, being close together. So many priceless- priceless. So close.
 '''Clyde:''' Memories. That- that's not what love is about.
 '''Chris:''' And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.
 '''Clyde:''' Why don't you do that? I mean, come on man.
 '''Chris:''' Because I desire meaning. I take it to heart.
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I mean, all you want is sex. It's pointless to argue.
 '''Chris:''' You're wrong! You are absolutely wrong! I don't just want sex! I want the true honest relationship that goes along with that. If I just wanted sex I would have hired a prostitute and gotten an STD years ago.
 '''Clyde:''' So you have an STD. Interesting.
 '''Chris:''' No. I said I would have hired a prostitute and got an STD. I do not have an STD.
 '''Clyde:''' And it looks like you'll never get one for your entire life. I mean, what do you look for in a woman.
 '''Chris:''' I look for ten- I look for caring personality, and strong emotions, strong willed. All around personality. Woman who will be good to me. And is not afraid to uh- to uh things to uh, to keep the relationship strong and alive, But also- Hmmm. Somebody also this woman who will just love me for me. And I will love her mutually. Her for her. And for who she is, and she love me for who I am.
 '''Clyde:''' Oh come on! I saw that, whatever you, that one myspace thing, you say you're looking for, blonde woman, not black, not a policewoman, not autistic, you know, under some weight. Come on man!
 '''Chris:''' So I was a bit more picky back then! And plus I wasn't, plus I wasn't sure if all the total details. I mean- I mean I've learned! That it gets more beyond the physical attributes. But still, call me [[Chris and race|old-fashioned]] but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... '''[[Niggos|NOT BLACK.''' Not black]]. Uh, I mean every other- all the other races would just like a majority... out of the whole bunch of races- [[Lie|I'm not being racist here]], Julie.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[In disbelieving shock]'' How is that not racist?! Come on! You blatantly said "not black!" Not black, come on.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I am willing to have- I mean I would care- I would care about a black woman as a friend. Honestly. But you know, not b- I would not want beyond just friendship.
 '''Clyde:''' You still have a lot to learn. That's about looks. Not about personality. You're still being racist.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sudden '''amazingly racist''' imitation of a Jamaican person]'' Hey don't you play for me no fool man.
 '''Clyde:''' What... What was that?
 '''Chris:''' You figure it out.
 '''Clyde:''' I didn't- I have no comment on- what was that?!
 '''Chris:''' ''[more racist imitation]'' Oh that is the imitation of a black person or somebody from Jamaica!
 '''Clyde:''' You- you do know those are different- oh Christ almighty! So you are racist, my god.
 '''Chris:''' ''[More ear rape]'' Hey well if it fits Archie Bunker's shoes then let it be! But I am not totally racist man. ''[Normal voice]'' I am not racist.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Laughing]'' Then what was that?! What was that?
 '''Chris:''' You just- I uh- you just threw a label at me so I just imitated someone who actually was.
 '''Clyde:''' Oh my Christ. Christ almighty. I don't know what to say to that. You know what you should do
 '''Chris:''' ''[Still more ear rape]'' [[South Park|Respect mah authoriTAH!]]
 '''Clyde:''' Why don't you do a [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Still more ear rape]'' (''Inaudible Donald Duck impression'') ... after I do a Donald Duck imitation.
 '''Clyde:''' Why do you enjoy scaring me like this?
 '''Chris:''' Well... mmm... I did not mean to scare you. I was just being entertaining.
 '''Clyde:''' That was frightening.
 '''Chris:''' I was trying to lighten up the conversation. hey, if uh, if an imitation is imitatable [''sic''], then it's- it's okay then. Oh wait wait. Okay, imiatable to a certain point.
 '''Clyde:''' I...oh my God, I'm shaking. What was that voice? Th- that was hell...
 '''Chris:''' You asked me to do Donald Duck. ''[In Donald Duck voice]'' That was Donald Duck.
 '''Clyde:''' I know that's Donald Duck but my God, you put an end to that madness before it blows up on my childhood and my mind.
 '''Chris:''' Mm...I see. Well I feel for you there.
 '''Clyde:''' I gotta ask you something. I mean, for someone was has never gotten laid or have an actual girlfriend, you still seem to give advice.
 '''Chris:''' It's just- it's like, uh- the stereotype of how anybody would describe any teacher. Those who are unable to, teach.
 [Incoherent interrupting]
 '''Clyde:''' You don't become a math teacher not knowing how to do math. What makes you want to go off about what you should do or what
 '''Chris:''' ''[Burps]'' 'xcuse me. Mm. I figured good sound advice from personal experiences on when I try- when I tried to find myself- a woman to make a sweetheart from the ground up.
 '''Clyde:''' A-and what do you mean by that? From the ground up? Are- what does that mean?
 '''Chris:''' Starting with friendship.
 '''Clyde:''' It sounds like you want to ground up a woman; it sounds like a serial killer to me.
 '''Chris:''' Well, m-maybe it was a bad choice of words I was going with for a long time. But I meant starting from friendship.
 '''Clyde:''' You know, you've been doing a lot of stupid things, and no one has corrected you. What kind of friends do you have?
 '''Chris:''' I have friends who care about me.
 '''Clyde:''' They didn't care about you enough to help you. Christ, I'm probably the closest friend you've got! I'm trying to help you!
 '''Chris:''' Mm. ''[pause]'' I hear you there. You said you were, uh, Vivian Gee's cousin?
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah. ''[pause]'' I've been working with her on Rabbichoso, I mean, I've never been close to her, not much. She introduced Ryan to Sonichu. I still hold a bit of a grudge against her. But we're working on Rabbichoso together and I guess it's ''[unclear]''
 '''Chris:''' ''Sigh.'' ''[pause]'' Anyway, tell Vivian I'm sorry, I, uh, pushed her away, and her, and her sharing her advice with me. I was- I was not very receptive. I'm sorry.
 '''Clyde:''' That's- that's probably one of the most honest things I've heard you say so far. I'm surprised. ''[pause]'' But that doesn't make up for everything you've done. You've gotta take some action, man. If you don't take action, then your words are meaningless.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I did take action. By the way, uh, video should be processed by now.
 '''Clyde:''' Alright, let me take a look at it...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It live.
 ''(Clyde watches "[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]")
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Sigh]'' Alright, I won't cut off an arm or anything. Maybe a few fingers, but that's about it.
 '''Chris:''' No. You leave Julie alone.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Says something but Chris's video is still playing over the top of him]''
 '''Chris:''' Look, I did-
 '''Clyde:''' It looks like the same video to me, what the hell!
 '''Chris:''' ''[Pause]'' Well, at least I did not say "gaybian".
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Pause]'' My god, you must be a really angry man. You just just... God, what IS in your room? Christ Almighty. You have so much stuff in your room, why don't you sell that? ''[Chris's video plays over the top of him, Clyde is hard to hear]'' There is no reason a man should have so many My Little Ponies and action figures and video games.
 '''Chris:''' Well. I have no response.
 '''Clyde:''' Julie, you there? Wouldn't you like to see what Chris has in his room there, all his "mature" stuff? Like My Little Ponies? ''[laughs]''
 '''Chris:''' Look, anyway- Look anyway, I did the uh, video, I said... I said "gayyyy". Will you leave her alone?
 '''Clyde:''' To be honest, I don't feel like leaving her alone. I just came all this way... Not to see the action coming, I mean, it's a waste of money if I don't do anything.
 '''Chris:''' Look... I called- Look. I listen- I... I've been very patient with you. I gave you honest... answers. I gave you some opening... I listened to you openly. I did what you asked me to do. So, please... Oh yeah, and I apologized. For clo- For shutting you and Vivian out before. So, please, leave Julie alone.
 '''Clyde:''' You know what? No one's gonna believe those videos, everyone's gonna think you're straight, you've been doing that for way too long. Alright, one more request, and I'll think you'll enjoy doing this one... I want you to destroy every possession that you'd love to give up for Julie. That will show your dedication for Julie.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]''
 '''Clyde:''' Material goods is nothing you need to hold on to in this mortal world. And you have TONS of stuff. "It is only when you lose everything, is when you're free to do anything."
 ''[Long pause]''
 '''Chris:''' I will give that consideration.
 '''Clyde:''' If you have that up in the next eight hours, I'll leave. I'll leave for good. Everything that you would give up, and it better be a lot of stuff, because you have so much goddamn stuff. Go ahead, sell it all, make tons of money. And then you'll be able to support Julie. And that is enough for me.
 '''Chris:''' Well... In order for me to sort through all that it's gonna take a lot more than eight hours.
 '''Clyde:''' My God, you really do have a lot of things, don't you? I mean, how much of that stuff do you actually use?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Pause]'' The vast majority of it.
 '''Clyde:''' You really use all that... My Little Ponies all the time, the... cards, and the... I don't know what else. You gotta show Julie you goddamn care about her.
 '''Chris:''' It's-
 '''Clyde:''' Sell you shit or destroy your shit, just... do something, make your room look presentable, I mean, Christ Almighty. You still look like a child!
 '''Chris:''' I'm young at heart.
 '''Clyde:''' Everybody has to grow up. Have you ever read ''Catcher in the Rye''?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Clyde:''' Well, no, why'd I ask, you haven't read any book, have you?
 '''Chris:''' I've read- I've read a whole buncha R.L. Stine books. I've read... ah shoot, that one with George and... what's his n- Lenny? Uh... ''Of Mice and Men''.
 '''Clyde:''' You haven't read a serious piece of literature. Have you even read the Bible?
 '''Chris:''' I have read the Bible. And I have read-
 '''Clyde:''' I guess you haven't read one book that's of any merit.
 '''Chris:''' I have READ ''Of Mice and Men''. I have read-
 '''Clyde:''' I said "of merit". Of merit.
 '''Chris:''' I have read ''The Giver''.
 '''Clyde:''' That's ONE book, name at least seven more. No. You can't.
 '''Chris:''' Yes I can.
 '''Clyde:''' Alright, go.
 '''Chris:''' Alright... ''[takes deep breath]'' I have read ''The Giver''. I have read ''Of Mice and Men''. I have read... R.L. Stine's ''Goosebumps'', and ''Fear Street''-
 '''Clyde:''' I said have you read a serious book, that is NOT a serious piece of literature.
 '''Chris:''' Well, among the genre, I just threw in two more as individual... books, so, so far, I gave you four.
 '''Clyde:''' ...Alright, that's four.
 '''Chris:''' Alright... Britney Spears- No, no, I'm sorry. Pamela Anderson's ''Star''. That's five. I'd include that. ''[Names another book, sounds like "Bobbitt's Town", I don't know]'' And um, I know I got another one on the tip of my tongue... Give me a moment... ''[Breathes deeply]'' And I'm reading Vivian's book.
 '''Clyde:''' Alright... I'll let that go, because I've read that book too, and I think it's a fantastic piece of literature.
 '''Chris:''' The majority of-
 '''Clyde:''' Alright, here's the deal. Because you have so much stuff, I hope to see tons of that in garbage bags, for sale, at a garage sale. I want to see you at least make a thousand dollars, with all that stuff you can sell. Or, destroy all the stuff, either you destroy it, or make a thousand dollars, that's what I want to see.
 '''Chris:''' Gonna take a lot of time...
 '''Clyde:''' I'm giving you three days.
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Clyde:''' You can either destroy all your stuff to prove yourself to Julie, or you can make money. And I suggest you pick wisely. ''[Pause]'' I'd like to see fire. Fire, fire!
 ''[After a long pause, Chris suddenly yells]''
 '''Chris:''' They did that bit in ''Saw III''! Where the guy had to choose between his- between all those toys from his child, or that guy he had... he had that angst against.
 '''Clyde:''' ...I don't know what you're talking about.
 '''Chris:''' ''SAW THREE''.
 '''Clyde:''' What is that?
 '''Chris:''' The movie.
 '''Clyde:''' I don't care about some goddamn movie, okay? I'm asking you... to give up material possessions. Okay, let's see what I have... I got a computer, I got a TV, what else do I got... I've got a printer. Uh, I've got speakers... Man, I've got... a drawing. What else... I really don't got much, to be honest- I got clothes, but everyone needs clothes. You own TOO MUCH shit, Chris. WAY too much. You need to give up some of that, MOST of it, in fact... Give up everything that ISN'T necessary for your survival. And prove to Julie that you are a man... You are a real man, because men don't play with fucking action figures, and... God, I don't know what else you do. Play... card games... It's a children's card game. For children. It's not for 26 year-olds. It's not for 21 year-olds. It's not even for 18 year-olds. I mean, wouldn't you like a nice, empty room, where you and Julie can spend a lot of time together, just thinking? Thinking about the future, thinking about life... I would love a girl who would, you know, just to chat about... whatever goes in the world, and... ride a motorcycle with me. Travel... I would love that.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, well listen... I'll go through everything I have and I'll think- I will give it great consideration... Hmmm... Just, please, leave Jul- I prom- Look, I promise. I'll go through everything and I'll deci- and I'll decide for myself... And it's gonna take me quite a bit... definitely quite a bit of time... I'll make out a list... I'll do- I'll list a bunch of it on eBay or... some- yeah, yeah I'll list some of it on eBay. Just, uh, please. Promise me you'll leave Julie alone.
 '''Clyde:''' Alright, I just hope to see a video of you just... tossing most of that stuff away, into a dumpster or something. Because most of that stuff isn't sellable. You don't need it. It's worthless, it's nothing. Mere trinkets, in a land that has so much more to offer.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright...
 '''Clyde:''' I give you three days. I'll see you then.
 '''Chris:''' I see. ''[sigh/grunt]''
 ''[Chris leaves and the trolls talk amongst themselves]''

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User talk:Anonymax

2011-09-04T16:19:51Z

HitIar: forgot to sign.

You've been busy already - good job. Keep it up. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:36, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks for fixing the typos in Mumble 3! Sometimes my memory fails me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:User Template Categories ==

That sounds like a good idea. Should we start moving pages, then? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:18, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
* Hmm, now that you mention it, I tried moving the weeaboo category to change its capitalization but I didn't see the "move" tab.

:An awards/standard userboxes split sounds good. It'll keep the Awards category from being cluttered. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:36, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

* Got it. I'd delete them right now, but since I'm only supposed to delete vandalism I don't want to accidentally abuse my Jerkop powers. Maybe you should ask one of the higher ups to do it? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:11, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

==Re: New Shirt Icons==

Okay. I've been using MS Paint all this time, but I just downloaded GIMP (it seems to be a lot more user-friendly than I remembered). How many have you fixed so far? I can fix the rest if there are any left to be done. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 01:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, I've got it. Thanks for offering, though. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:04, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** I hope you do ZThe Joker shirt justice seeing as it actually is one of his best known shirts for raging now.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:55, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

== About the welcome template... ==
I saw your post on YawningSquirtleRedux's talk page and I understand your reasoning, but wouldn't it be more convenient to to just use the template rather than all the text itself? I mean, thats what the template is for isn't it? It saves file size and and can actually be just typed out, rather than having to copy paste it in from somewhere. Plus it makes the talk pages easier to navigate around without all that text there. I don't know about you, but to me, using the template seems it'd be the easier option. And i'm still not sure what'd be so bad about the user talk pages changing when the template is edited. Wouldn't that just mean they'd have the up to date version of the welcome? Besides, how often would we even need to change the template. It looks fine to me as it is. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:52, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hey, buddy ==

[[Template:Zoroastrian|You forgot a userbox.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Ham ==

I'm amazed - nay, ASTOUNDED - that we have a template for that. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]], 21:40, 03 June 2010

== My Page ==
Thanks for cleaning up the userboxes. I kind of got the feeling I had done it wrong, but was too tired to mess around with it any more.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 04:57, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uh, question. ==

I recently saw in my talk page's history something about you not wanting me to reinvent the wheel?
May I ask what that was about?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

== whitespace issues ==

Thank you so much for fixing the whitespace issues for the troll userboxes. I was wondering what was causing them. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 19:44, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== Re: Your Jerkop application ==

In case you get this before you see my message in IRC, get in touch with me, I'd like to talk to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:10, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== re:Large Rollback ==

Ah, thank you! I'll be sure to remember that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 13:26, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

== Talk pages ==

The point of talk pages is to... TALK. It doesn't have to have a standard or anything. Right...? --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 06:51, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== I have a few words for you: ==

You especially, need to get off your high horse.

Funny how everyone on this wiki criticizes Chris for being full of himself, how ironic since it's common from the editors here too. I'm through editing this shit wikipedia. You editors are just as pathetic as Chris. Fuck you. --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 20:44, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

== Thanks for trying ==

Unfortunately none of those suit my needs, thanks for trying though. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]]

== Hey, idiot ==

Thanks for destroying my work: http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Vivian_Gee_E-mails_2&action=historysubmit&diff=115313&oldid=115312 --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:40, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== Work 1 section a time ==

Just like as I do. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:46, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== It's for future ==

Use the sections, there won't be conflicts of edits with someone else (probably). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:51, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

==WTF==
I didnt "re-add crap" I removed the names of the 2 tards on the call. Check the version difference.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 09:15, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

== Video icons with blank linkage, etc ==

Hiya. I edited a few of the "subject" and "style" [[Template:Video icon key|video icons]] that weren't pointing to links (i.e. they just went to file:image.blah and also were missing alt text), and changed one in particular ("Reason" under "style" pointed to the page for "Fail"; I changed it to "Chris and hypocrisy" since I figured there were plenty of examples and links for CWC's failures). Is there currently or will there be a desire to edit the icons in "shirt" and "other" similarly? If so, I'm willing to help, though not sure how people would want that done. There are only a few linked shirts so far, typically ones that are iconic of certain traits or events (e.g. the Pokemon shirt, the muscle bra). Others could be linked along the same way, like the "Rollin and Trollin" video for the "Trollin Style" outfit, or if something is ubiquitous enough it can just point to Chris's fashion page. The icons in the "other" category could link in the same way but I don't know if video types are categorized any further than the [[List of Videos]], nevermind that I'm not sure what qualifies as "live" or "directfeed".

Anyhow, I've always thought the video icons on the CWCiki are a neat touch. The shirts are all great. I'd only really change the "Rumors" icon because I always thought it was an old-fashioned weighing scale instead of a warning sign. Let me know if I can help. [[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]] 18:29, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

== Sorry ==

I was just trying to clear out some of the improper information and Clyde was jumping down my throat for no good reason, so yeah. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 20:47, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:* Honestly though, I can tell where I'm not wanted, so I might as well take my leave. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 20:48, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:::Hmm. Arguing against Clyde is a bit like tying your shoelaces up before entering a Mosque - a waste of time. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:52, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
::::Still, you might want to reign some control over him, there was absolutely '''no''' reason for him to jump down my throat for making a simple mistake, it's as simple as that. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]] 00:10, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:::::I don't think it was your simple mistake that did it, my friend. Although maybe you caught me a bad time. (ur still dumb lol) [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:43, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

==New article==
I just made an article titled Chris and Cosplay, can you look it over and tell me if I did anything bad?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 11:31, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

== Re: Duck censorship ==

We did in for the Chris and Sex article. It's the article for the damn protagonist of the comics, an obviously important page, people shouldn't have to look at Chris's penis unless they know what they're getting into. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 16:05, 20 October 2010 (PDT)

==Re: Whatever==

The issue with that is that we can say he fails at all sorts of things like "[[Song of Christian|Making a crowd noise]]" and validly put them into the article. I honestly think your example is a good one in that it is something he can't do, but the problem is that it's not something he regularly fails at. About a month ago, I went through the article and trimmed out stuff like that, purely because the article needed trimming and nobody else was doing it. If we start putting in examples of all of his individual failures, we'll have to put all of them back in, and the article will go back to the way it was before unless we limit it in some other way.

I think there comes a point at which we should put less emphasis on including every detail and more emphasis on making it humanly possible to read the article, and the Fail article has always been on the brink of this point. If you think that the article should be taken in a different direction, I honestly don't have an issue with that, but you'll have your work cut out for you.

Oh and also, there's already "Exercise" listed, but that's not as significant. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:09, 6 November 2010 (PDT)
* solution: delete the fail article because it sucks. the cwcki is a testament to chris's failure. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:12, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

== It's good to have you back man ==

TSIA.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 8 August 2011 (PDT)
Medical hiatus did me good =) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:54, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

==Sorry about that==

Sickness has kept me off-site for a while and I'm rusty. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:27, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
:It's cool - go get some sleep =) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:27, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks. ==

Nah that was an earlier edit I did this morning. I'll just have to do it all over again. I'll try useing that notpad thing you showed me, and if the "keep me logged in" box wasnt ticked before, it is now. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 09:19, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Anonymax

2011-09-04T16:18:12Z

HitIar: /* Thanks. */ new section

User talk:Freecell

2011-09-04T15:40:52Z

HitIar: /* Work is vanishing again. */ new section

{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

==Just a quick question==
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==RE: Sign Posts==
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== the beavis and butthead thing ==

Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

== Get with me ==

My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

== Hey ==
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Freecell old boy==
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Hey (again) ==
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

How do I do that????????

==Thanks bro==
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)

== About the PSN comment ==
(ps2crazed)

I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.

Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.

[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

== Freecell, I choose you! ==
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==Yo mang==
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==

This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

== Contact me ==

We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

== Screenshot works I hope... ==

I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==

How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

== Deletion ==

I believe this[[File:Klingon.jpg|thumb]] needs to be burnt at the stake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:38, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it because the image isn't "vandalism" per se. I'm sure Champ will oblige when he sees it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:43, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
::I cant figure out what its supposed to be a drawing of... Do you know? Also... I saw that this guy vandelized the main page... What did he do exactly? Sorry im just curious... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 17:51, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:::[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=4207&diff=145221&oldid=143723 Nothing much.] Also, no idea. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:02, 22 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks for the quick reply ==

I appreciate your fast reply, and welcoming to the cwc wiki! I might not be able to contribute a whole lot, as i'm typing from an ipod touch and it's a nightmare to correct typos or do much of anything, but i'll try to use any constructive ideas to help out.

[[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 18:43, 31 August 2011 (PDT)

== Dude ==

If someone pulls shit like Hitlar did, you can reasonably ban them, albeit for a short period of time. Just don't abuse it, because frankly I don't feel like monitoring stupid shit like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

== Work is vanishing again. ==

I did a good few hours transcripting Kacey call 14 and for some reason It logged me out and when I pressed save it told me that only users, admins and chris (lol) could edit this page and it deleted all my work again (why the fuck does it do that anyway?) I tryed pressing back which brought me back to the edit screen which still had all my work deleted...

Is the anyway I can retrieve my work?
Im guessing no, but just in case...
-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 08:40, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

Alec Benson Leary calls

2011-09-04T13:33:00Z

HitIar: /* See Also */

The '''Alec Benson Leary calls''' were a series of calls between Alec Benson Leary, the True and Honest creator of [[Asperchu]], and [[Chris]] which took place in late [[January 2010|January]] and early [[February 2010]].

These conversations provide valuable background insight into the battle over Asperchu. Chris is forced to confront someone who, in a few important ways, is not unlike him. Just as Chris swiped Nintendo and Sega's characters to provide the building blocks of his comic, so did Alec (at least in Chris's eyes) use Chris's characters as the foundation of his stories, offering the same kind of excuses (though in a provocative manner) as Chris in the bargain. Likewise, Chris is confronted with the fact that he stole and abused [[Evan]]'s character [[Evan#Simonchu|Simonchu]], just as [[trolls]] have abused many of Chris's own characters, like [[Rosechu]]. He is also shown that, in the same way that those trolls have used the internet to mock, slander, and character-assassinate Chris himself, he has spread lies and slander about Alec in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]].

For some people, this would be an important opportunity for sober reflection. Chris, however, doesn't have the wiring for that. In the earlier conversations, he tends to be combative, seemingly believing that he can either mock or debate Alec into submission. Later, as Alec proves unwilling to tolerate Chris's bullshit — and the operators of the [[Asperpedia]] prove unwilling to take down their offensive ads from the CWCipedia — Chris becomes less and less engaged in their conversations, mechanically responding to Alec by rote.

Altogether, the calls show the amazing extent of Chris's inflexible belief that he is always right. (Faced with an uncomplicated set of requirements, he fails at the simple task of delivering a sincere apology on no fewer [[29 January 2010|than]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|three]] [[5 February 2010|occasions]].) It's interesting to consider what Chris thought the ultimate outcome of the dispute would be. He never seems to realize, despite many clear warnings, that he has no real control over the CWCipedia, and that his refusal to cooperate with Alec and Evan could result in its [[9_February_2010|destruction]].

There are also several parallels between these calls and the [[Father Call|conversation between Chris and Matt Devoria]]. Discussions about what the word [[naïve]] truly means, Chris's inability to be an adult, and Chris's unwillingness to put honest effort into something he supposedly really cares about (in this case, his comic) prove that despite some [[11052009_Kacey,_I_Love_You,_and_I_Need_You|emotional]] [[CWC_is_sad|videos]] from that debacle, Chris didn't learn a single thing from his earlier experience.

==Call 1==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1}}
Alec calls Chris to talk about the ads Mao has been putting on the [[CWCipedia]], and to talk about the threatening videos Chris has been putting on [[YouTube]]. The two try to clear the air and start off making some progress, but they soon fall into some stumbling blocks about the usage of their respective characters. Alec keeps showing Chris that Chris is being two-faced about said usage, and pointing out that Chris is treating Alec in much the same way trolls treat Chris. Chris gets agitated and tries to change the subject several times, but each subject they move to further points out Chris's hypocrisy. Eventually a frustrated Chris says his phone's battery is running low and hastily disconnects.

==Call 2==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2}}
After not answering the phone when he said he'd be available, a surprised Chris gets another call from Alec later in the day. Once again they discuss the ads on Chris's site, and Chris laments that his fans actually [[Mailbag|ask questions]] instead of [[Chris and ego|e-fellating him]]. Chris says he thinks it's terrible that Alec emphasizes [[Asperchu]]'s condition by having "asper" in his name, and suggests Asperchu wouldn't want people to know about it, even though Chris has spent his entire life mentioning his [[autism]] at every opportunity and using it as an excuse for his failures. Chris admits that he thinks his [[Sonichu|cartoon characters]], their thoughts and feelings, and the [[Chris_and_reality|world they inhabit are completely real, just like Toontown coexists with reality in the film "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"]] and suggests Alec is naïve for thinking otherwise. Alec then hammers Chris on his poor work ethic and lack of effort, and they have a discussion about hand-drawn comics versus computer-manipulated ones in which Alec argues that Chris shouldn't put down the digital manipulation in "Asperchu" since Chris uses Photoshop to add text to [[Sonichu_(comic)|"Sonichu."]] They also discuss [[Evan]] possibly suing Chris over [[Simonchu]] until Chris conveniently gets [[stress|tired]].

==Call 3==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3}}
When Alec calls this time, Chris immediately tries to weasel out of speaking to him by claiming he's expecting a call. Alec takes Chris to task for [[29_January_2010|not putting out a satisfactory apology video]], for not giving in to Evan's demands regarding Simonchu and Simonla, and for calling Alec naïve and using the CWCipedia to slander him. Chris continues to whine that his fanmail challenges him, and he and Alec resume talking about the usage of their characters. Alec then tries to give Chris more advice about Chris's work ethic, but Chris makes more lame excuses, and quickly ends the conversation to wait for the aforementioned (and likely non-existent) phone call.

==Call 4==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4}}
The audio for this call starts in the middle of the conversation, but it's clear that the normally diplomatic and well-mannered Alec is growing increasingly weary of Chris's shit. Alec wants Chris to make a better apology video in return for removing the ads from CWCipedia. Alec lists the conditions of the apology, and Chris tries to negotiate items that are non-negotiable. As Chris doesn't ever feel he's wrong about anything, Alec has to hand-hold Chris through the process of figuring out for what he should be apologizing. Chris also tries to go back on their agreements for the usage of their characters and wanting Alec to remove his version of the Chaotic Combo, though it was previously established that Alec's version is completely different from Chris's. Chris says that he'll have the new apology uploaded to YouTube later that night.

==Call 5==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5}}
Alec is once again unsatisfied with [[Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan|Chris's apology]], which leaves out several items Alec mandated. Alec tells Chris he's tired of Chris's bullying and now understands how right Mao has been in giving Chris a hard time. After deftly pointing out how Chris is nothing but a troll, Chris steps away from the phone and [[Challenge for Clyde|hides behind his mother's skirt]] by impersonating [[Barbara Chandler|her]] and pretending she is calling Chris to take care of their [[Chandler cats|cat]]; he then comes back to the phone to tell a furious Alec that he has to leave.

==Call 6==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6}}
Alec goes through an even more deliberate process to step Chris through what's necessary to get the CWCipedia ads removed. Chris spends much of the call blowing Alec off and very strongly suggests that he's not going to budge on certain demands. For instance, he calls the demand to remove Simonchu from his comic "debatable" and at one point says he will not kill Simonla off, despite it being made clear that he must do these things to get the ads removed. There's a brief discussion where Chris says he didn't mean to [[Basement Rosechus|insinuate that Alec kept women in his basement in cages to rape them]], only that he was keeping them like pets. Scantily-clad abused pets. They discuss Chris's misunderstanding of words (such as "naïve") and figures of speech (Chris says if someone exclaimed figuratively, "just shoot me," he wouldn't ''necessarily'' shoot them). They talk further about Chris's update schedule, or lack thereof, and how easy it is for Chris's Sonichu Empire to get derailed. Chris tries to rationalize stealing the intellectual properties of others while complaining about Alec stealing from him. Chris firmly believes he will not be sued by Hasbro, Nintendo, or Sega if he tries to make money off Sonichu, and points to him not yet being sued as proof. Alec implores Chris to come up with something original before he gets sued, but his words surprisingly fall on deaf ears. Alec explains that he's ultimately trying to help Chris and it's very frustrating that he doesn't seem to care, and warns Chris that while he's been more than forgiving thus far, he has essentially run out of chances.

==Call 7==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7}}
At this point, Evan has frozen the CWCipedia due to Chris's stubbornness regarding Simonla and Simonchu. Despite the unmistakable clarity of Alec's requests in the previous call, Chris still delivers [[5_February_2010|an unsatisfactory apology]] leaving many items out. Chris complains that his computer has not been running right and now he can't get into CWCipedia to make updates or right the wrongs he never intended to right. Alec accuses Chris of not caring about Sonichu at all, citing his handling of the issue and inability to maintain a working computer. As he did with [[Kacey]] during the [[Father Call]] when he was accused of not caring about her and being unwilling to do right by her, Chris insists that's not true though he provides no evidence to counter the claims. When Alec shows Chris that he's putting far more effort into video games, sleeping, and attacking Alec than he does into his comic, Chris hangs up on him.

==Call 8==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8}}
After being summoned for yet another call to discuss the presence of Sonichu Revolution on CWCipedia, Alec complains about Chris's failure to upload his comics and calls him out on his hypocrisy.

==Call 9==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9}}
Alec calls up Chris a ninth time, this time to discuss his reasoning for the final pages of [[Sonichu 10]], his understanding of copyright, and the importance of [[Christian Love Day]].

==YouTube==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNQNdjFES7o The first call on YouTube]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGB99JTZJes The second call on YouTube]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XaH3RRyXZ0 The third call on YouTube]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18pBOGTVDYo The fourth call on YouTube]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=043M89cXAlU The fifth call on YouTube]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBPdXXFnvzU The sixth call on YouTube]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRH_7Puy6jY The seventh call on YouTube]

==See Also==
[[Chris and negotiation]]
{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Phone calls]]
[[Category: Asperchu Saga]]

Kacey Call 14

2011-09-04T12:23:55Z

HitIar:

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc9eleven.mp3

*[[Chris]] instantly starts rambling about stress and phone calls and doctors. Hard to make out anything he's saying.
*Kim had to explain what a metabolism was to Chris. [[Kacey]] is snarky about Chris not knowing what it meant, and said that he's not ready for the information because it's too high level for him.
*Kacey is explaining what different words mean, like sodium and calcium. Chris seems generally interested in learning more about this.
*Chris claims that because he is on cholesterol medication, that means that he has good cholesterol.
*Kacey says that she needs to start a diet, so Chris does too.
*Chris drove around his neighborhood to see how big it was, due to this he claims that he walked almost two miles. Chris doesn't know what jogging is.
*Kacey talks to Chris for a long time about oatmeal and how it's not healthy due to sugar.
*Chris: "We only have a total of four cars."
*Chris's [[mom]] refuses to sell her car, despite the fact that she doesn't even drive it anymore, and they only use Chris's [[car]] or his [[dad]]'s car. He adds that she's been hoarding since she quit her job.
*Kacey asks Chris if he's ever thought about giving up soda. "I can't go cold turkey on it" -Chris
*Chris is talking about Red Skelton.
*Chris was looking to buy some work out DVDs or a treadmill so he too can join the thousands of rednecks who don't use the treadmill in their house.
*Chris is thinking about buying Carmen Electra's workout striptease DVD.
*Chris is thinking about buying a guitar but he said he'd have to save money for it. Kim suggested it.
*Chris mentioned that he's working on his own [[audiobooks]].
*Kacey nags Chris to scan in his recent [[video game]] receipts and pictures of his [[PSN]] account to prove he's not buying any more [[games]].

==Part 1==

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 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, it's Kacey, what's up?
 '''Chris:''' [''voice instantly becomes much higher pitched''] Hi, Kace! You got out- You got out- You got home early?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I did. Actually I did we were really slow, so I got to get out early.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, just a little tired I kinda rushed through my ending (?) work.
 '''Chris:''' Aw. Okay. Well I'm okay, I had- I had a better days, you know. Little bit- little bit more peaceful, uh, I uh, skimmed through my email, but it's not like I really checked my email, um…
 '''Kacey:''' Mmhm?
 '''Chris:''' [''talking really quickly and stuttering''] I mean- I mean, you know I kinda asked you and Kim- if you know- concerned about like, you know- concerned about- concerned about, you know… Uh, like you know I blanked out and was really distant, you know- like you know- It was- It was just normal stress. But, you know I- I replied and uh, told her to know that my appreciation for her concern but it, you know, was just normal stress and it stress just me to blank out and all that. Yeah, I'm going to talk my doc- I'm going to talk to my doctor about uh… You know my stress and uh, all that you know, all that she between you, me, she, we three talked about it.
 '''Kacey:''' [''probably understood very little''] Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, actually I also uh just remember uh… Kim told me a little bit about- th- about the metabolism and uh, what that was. And, uh, you know, she just I talked you know maybe you could inform me more about it?
 '''Kacey:''' You- You didn't know what a metabolism was?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, not really until I said but then she described it in a nutshell as like uh, the uh, speed o- the speed of digestion.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, I mean I guess that's good for layman's tremens, yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Mmkay. What else do you know about it?
 '''Kacey:''' [''slightly over Chris's question''] It's an extremely complicated process that goes down to the cellular level and I'm not sure you're ready for that.
 '''Chris:''' It's okay. So… Tell me more about it.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, okay, just what you need to know is metabolism is basically just what she told you. It's how fast your body takes in things, like glucose and fats and all sorts of chemicals and uses them up or stores them. If you have a fast metabolism you're going to use it al- a lot closer- or a lot sooner, sorry.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean I bet you don't even know what glucose is.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, glucose is a type of fat.
 '''Kacey:''' No, uh glucose is what sugar breaks down into.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose tissue is fat.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, what kind of tissue is fat?
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose.
 '''Chris:''' Adipose?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes. Adipose. It- It means fat.
 '''Chris:''' Huh… [''Kacey talks over him''] Adipose is fat.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you know like, break down, like, sodium. Uh, do you know what sodium is?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, sodium's like salt.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, at least you know what that is.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, cause things like calcium and potassium and sodium are extremely important to how your cells work.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Cap- Calcium and potassium and sodium. Yeah, I've heard that uh, yeah, one needs to have a good little bit of potassium and fortunately there is potassium in bananas and peanuts.
 '''Kacey:''' Right, but you don't want too much of neither sodium or, um potassium, because then your homeostasis will be put off. Do you know what homeostasis is?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah that's a new one on me. [''pronouncing it incorrectly''] Homeostasius.
 '''Kacey:''' Homeostasis. It means the balance your body is in for th- to be working at optimal levels.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. The balance for my body to be working at optimal levels. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, like I said it's huge 'cause then you have to get into positive feedback and negative feedback, you have to get into sol- uh, cellular levels and it's just… It- it- it's a lot.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It does sound like a lot. [''long pause''] So please continue.
 '''Kacey:''' Uhh, well what do you want to know about? Ask some questions, cause I don't know what wa- wo- would be too deep. I mean what do you want to know about metabolism?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... okay well yeah, I understand that th- sleep slows metabolism and that uh, it's a bad idea to eat before you go to asleep. Because uh, then it just, th- then the sweetness sw- the uh, digestion get slows down and then that's uh, one way the body and one wa- and one wa- one way that fat builds up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well technically um, you actually burn a lot of calories when you're sleeping. But yeah if you eat just before then umm, basically it depends on when you're eating. um, Because that's going to get your metabolism, no you probably shouldn't when you're not active. But the thing is that's also for people who usually eat only three times a day, if you eat five to six little meals and two snacks today you're pretty much ok. Because then your body's constantly eating- like if you only eat once a day which is really bad, your body goes into starvation mode even though your not starving yourself and it holds onto everything it can, especially fat.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, mmkay. yeah, well fortunately I like uhh, I eat- som- yeah, I like eat two or three meals in a day. [''pause''] Or uhh, like you know maybe, or like, you know maybe two uhh, or maybe two and uh, a small one or yeah like maybe a- maybe one [[McDonald's|big meal]] and two little ones, something like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it also depends on the portions you eat, like if you were eating multiple portions and a meal, you're not helping yourself at all, you're actually hurting your metabolism.
 '''Chris:''' yeah, I mostly eat- I mostly eat a single portion.
 '''Kacey:''' well, I think we already discussed that you don't really know what portion sizes are. Like okay,okay like, umm, a, [thinks] what do you usually get when you go to McDonalds? or BurgerKing? anywhere, what sandwich do you usually get?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well lately I've been ahh, lately I've been eating ahh, the ahh, "size sar" [''salad?''] when I been going to McDonalds or BurgerKing.
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Okay, woah woah okay, you use to get grilled chicken sandwiches right?
 '''Chris:''' Um, yeah I did get a grilled chicken sandwich ['''Kacey:''' okay.] or sometimes, or some- or sometimes I'll have like a double cheese burger.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay well lets go though the double cheese burger, how many servings of bread and meat do you think that is?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... [thinks] yeah, it would be stupid of me to say, one of each right? [chuckles]
 '''Kacey:''' [humorous tone] It would be ''amazingly'' stupid.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I dunno maybe probably like, I dunno like, two or three?
 '''Kacey:''' Well yeah, it's like two and a half for bread and if you have, let's say each patty is... we'll go ahead and say nine ounces each that is, ['''chris:''' is that how much?] that's almost six servings of meat right there.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, six servings are nine ounces?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, cuase it's anywhere from three to four ounces. So think about that, you're eating all the meat you should eat, in one burger.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' And it's not even lean.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' I know it's scary right?
 '''Chris:''' No! No, it n- it's not scary, just surprising.
 '''Kacey:''' [''typing''] Well I mean, you can go to your doctor and get tests for your metabolism to see where it is.
 '''Chris:''' [''stutters as he lies''] Yeah I, yeah I'll, yeah, I think it's okay but yeah I'll check with my doctor next time, sure they can- I'm sure that's, that's, that's in the woodwork [''pronounced "budwork"'']. [''long pause''] Well at least my cholesterol is ok.
 '''Kacey:''' [''laughs''] well how do I know that? your on cholesterol um, medicine! I mean that's not good! That's not good at all! that means it not ok! [''chuckles''] cause even if it is helping out with your Homeostasis, that means you can't do it on your own.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah well, yeah, like I said before-
 '''Kacey:''' I- I mean it's my opinion that your metabolism is probably pretty bad right now, I mean mine is too! So I mean you should probably get it looked into.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah okay. Yeah, after talking about it right now yeah, I'll definitely get my metabolism checked out. [''long pause''] yeah I'll, yeah I'll talk to my doctor after I see him in November.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you should probably get that done now, I mean this is important you shouldn't wait till November.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' Like me, in about a week, I'm getting all these test done you know, so I can see what I can improve my metabolism right, and I'm going on a diet plan and everything.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well you see the thing is you know, um, my family has imformed me like you know, if I schedule an appointment with my doctor it has to be like you know, ahh, I dunno, like an aliment or something because you know, our insur- our insurance.
 '''Kacey:''' [''loudly interrupts''] Chris this is an aliment! this is extremely an aliment! obesity is counted as a disease! I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, or I don't like fat people or anything, but this is important! Don't you care about your health? and plus you're on Medicaid!
 '''Chris:''' Um yeah, yeah okay, well, yeah, well I'll check with my family about that, and uhh, I'll see if I can't get an appointment to get my metabolism checked out.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, do you really need your family to tell you if it's okay for you to care about your body?
 '''Chris:''' [''slightly angry tone''] Uhh, no I do not need my family to tell me if it's ok to worry about my body or not. But I uhh, I just have to make sure that like, you know, insurance would cover an metabolism check up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well your family's not going to know that, you're going to have to call the insurance company or your going to have to call the doctor, and even if you don't get your metabolism checked, it's a good idea to go to your doctor and have an appointment and say "look, I really think I'm unhealthy, I want to get healthy again" and you should do that first. Because he's going to tell you whether he wants to check your metabolism or not, you may not even have to,['''Chris:''' Hmm.] your doctor would probably be thrilled.
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humoring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now?
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least I'm exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, it's not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked-
 '''Kacey:''' cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humoring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now?
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now?
 '''Chris:''' oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least I'm exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, it's not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked-
 '''Kacey:''' Cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' yeah I'm getting into the, I'm getting to the jogging I just haven't gotten to the uhh, I walked, I walked, I uhh, I walked my almost two miles, around the neighborhood I'm not sure, it's almost, it's about two miles, the route I take you know, around my neighborhood. Including my heartbeat-
 '''Kacey:''' Well how do you know it's two miles? ['''chris:''' Yeah I previously-][''interrupts''] did you have a- uhm?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I previously measured it with my car.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't know how you would measure with your car. Maybe you should get uh, one of those step monitors, that would help, most phones actually have them on there, umm or they have speed watches.
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, yeah, my phone is a Motorola W315 so I'm pretty, and plus, aside- and plus, I don't see it on there, so I'm pretty sure its not on there.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it'll be an application or something, a lot of phones do. But either way you gotta start jogging, walking's not going to help you, I told you, you know, it's NOT going to help you at all, and if you can't even jog, then you're seriously out of shape.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm, yeah, well I mean I could jog if I knew the running speed that jogging- if I knew the appropriate speed that ''is'', I mean I know it's somewhere between walking and running.
 '''Kacey:''' No it's, you have to get your heart rate up, you have to go online. The are calculators that you can use that will check what your heart rate needs to be for your weight and your height, and then what-

==Part 2==

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 '''Kacey:''' -do is you, you take your two fingers err, your umm, your pointer finger and your, the two ones by your thumb and you put them on your pulse in your neck and you count the beats per-minute and that's your heart rate.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I, I've learned that before yeah, the uhh measuring heart rate, before you called.
 '''Kacey:''' Well then you definitely, definitely, need to do it.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Okay. [''longer pause'']
 '''Kacey:''' So anything else on your mind? you know like both metabolism or any science stuff?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhh, I think it's pretty much, I think it's pretty much it for me there, on that. Arrum, okay let me tell you about my day a little bit umm, yeah I had my oat, I had my oatmeal as usual at first, and then I, and then I went out with my father you know just to keep him company. uhh, he c-
 '''Kacey:''' Um, real quick what type of oatmeal do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah currently it's the food-loin brand oatmeal.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean is it flavored? or is it instant? or is it the actual oats?
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, I would say it's uhh, flavored instant.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you know how much sugar's in there right? I mean if you're gonna eat oatmeal you may as well eat real oatmeal or like some sort of granola. Cause that stuff can be just as bad, especially in the mornings.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm okay well, if that's the case then, okay well how much sugar should be in the uhh, oatmeal that I shouldn't eat, over eat on or if ca-
 '''Kacey:''' The shouldn't be any sugar in it, its oatmeal! I mean if you want to add a little bit of brown sugar cinnamon, that would be good, but that's better than white sugar.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah okay, the brown sugar is better then white sugar, hang on, I'm going to go check the oatmeal to see if there's any sugar in it.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah definitely!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah hang on a second here, [''music in the background''] hmm let's see errm... oh, okay yeah the, okay yeah, the is, does seem to be sugar in this oatmeal.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I bet it's way over eight grams isn't it? and I bet you eat more than one serving.
 '''Chris:''' err no, I eat like one packet umm, let me have a check here umm... yeah I'm looking at the nutrition facts oh, here we are, it's not like uhh, about an of average eleven grams, between the four flavors.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you want to get down to at minimum about four grams, and even that's pushing it. Just you shou- what you should do is if you have those nutritional labels you should add up the percentages every day umm, to see umm, if you're going over a hundred percent of course. Plus if you want to lose wight your going to have to gradually decrease your calorie intake.
 '''Chris:''' [''door can be heard''] Yeah, I think I'm working on that you know, uhh, I'm ma, I'm making more healthy choices, you know, I'm eating, I'm eating more fruits and vegetables.
 '''Kacey:''' Well like I said remember, some fruits and vegetables can be bad for you. Depending on how your metabolism and how you have to lose weight, like with my diet, for the first month I can't have fruits vegetables or anything with carbs. Because these to many carbs in fruits and vegetables, like apples, you wouldn't think it, there in there.
 '''Chris:''' Huh, there's carbs in apples?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah in the skin, its got fiber.
 '''Chris:''' Huh, and they always say a doctor a day, a apple a day is good for you and keeps the doctor away.
 '''Kacey:''' [''laughs''] Yeah, I mean it's good in moderation, but when you're starting off, you really need to shock your body so it starts using other fuels and in that way at least you can catch up and go to normal [''pause''] its not good to stay on it for ever mind you, but ['''chris:''' hmm-hmm] you should really talk to your doctor about this. But umm,go ahead and tell me about your day.
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, yeah okay, so anyway I went out with my father with uhh, he went, he went out car battery shopping. Cause we need to get our cars inspected in uhh, next month. Including the uhh, incl, inc, you know we have twelve, four cars and uhh, one of them is a BMW it's pretty much suffering the same fate as the Jaguar we use to have, that was surposed to be my [[mother|mothers]] car but [[obesity|she's not finding herself driveing as much these days]]. So, yeah so, its like you know, it was pretty much, pretty much, when I was shopping for an inexpensive battery for that car, for that BMW, and then I-
 '''Kacey:''' So basically she just not useing it so the battery keeps dieing?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' Well yeah that sucks, you have to use cars. I mean if you're not useing it why dont you guys sell it? if she obviously doesnt needs [''sounds like "eat"''] it.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah Yeah, my fathers been [''complaining?''] that aswell, Its like my mom, my mom does not want to do that. I mean its her car and I-
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah but I mean its sucking up, its sucking up insurance and its a BMW, if shes not going to use it I mean, shit or get off the pot.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, w- wait what was, what was that expression you just used?
 '''Kacey:''' Shit or get off the pot, its pretty vulgar but its funny.
 '''Chris:''' Shit or get off the pot?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes.
 '''Chris:''' Huh, never heard that expression before.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah its an old one.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean besides she might want to sell it now before it gets to, to old. I mean cuase then you going to get like what? three hundred dollars for it? and I mean, you know, its not like its a camaro or a trans am or anything.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well it is a stick shift model.
 '''Kacey:''' See alot of people dont want stick shifts unless there collectors and there going to want them now. Becuase you know, people are just lazy about stick shifts nowadays.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, my father knows that you know, it can be sold for like ten thousand dollars, and he would like to sell it. But you know, the cars under my moms name, under my moms name its sorta like you know, we cant do anything without her consent on that thing.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean, if shes not going to use it, shes not going to use it. I mean thats, I mean can she even drive? does she drive?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yes sometimes but when she drives its mostly you know, either my car or dads car or the [[obesity|van]].
 '''Kacey:'''
 '''Chris:'''

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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ick4la17xde9m59 mp3 of phonecall]

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Talk:Kacey Call 14

2011-09-04T09:50:34Z

HitIar: /* MP3 link is down. */

Anyone transcribing this? Got bored and decided to do the ones that hadn't been done. Half way through this, on the bit with Barbara drunkenly rambling and figured I'd ask if anyone else is already working on this one, cause if that's the case I can quit straining my ears to listen to her hick gibberish.
If not well fuck it, push on for lulz. LOL WRONG PAGE MY BAD. But still applies cause I'll get to this one eventually.--[[User:Ehgringo!|Ehgringo!]] 15:39, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
:Nobody's doing it as far as I'm aware of. Good luck and thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
So are you doing this one?? I was also going through the ones that I've done already to make sure they are correct and am now looking for ones that aren't done or haven't beens started yet. If you claim this one, I'll move on. PLEASE, don't go insane...I know it'll be hard to avoid...but we need all the transcribers we can :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:54, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
 I haven't started this one yet since I was doing call 15 and Barbara's voice made me wander off from it and get drunk for a few hours, so if you want to get on it that's cool. If not I'll do it eventually. --[[User:Ehgringo!|Ehgringo!]]

== MP3 link is down. ==

Its would be alot more easyer if I had that mp3 file... -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 15:14, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
:It worked fine for me... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:44, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
::It must be a problem where I am because the whole site wont load and I've already tryed clearing my cach. I'll just have to do it with the youtube videos, wunderbar. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 02:50, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Kacey Call 14

2011-09-03T22:14:58Z

HitIar: forgot to sign.

Talk:Kacey Call 14

2011-09-03T22:14:23Z

HitIar: /* MP3 link is down. */ new section

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-03T21:47:33Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

==Hi there!==

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Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

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-[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:56, 24 July 2011 (PDT)

==RE: Your work vanishing==

It should show two edit interfaces when your edit conflicts with another, the top of which is the other person's edit and the bottom of which is yours. You can simply copy/paste the transcript over. If you've moved away from the edit screen or closed the tab, you can re-open the tab or go back pages until you hit the edit screen and your edit should still be intact. I think the only issue would be if you completely closed your browser. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:32, 25 August 2011 (PDT)
:Nope it's gone. im just going to have to do it all over again... wunderbar.
:Thanks anyway though -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:19, 25 August 2011 (PDT)

== MLP ==

We don't need to pothole a bazillion words together. [[Chris|Because]] [[lie|when]] [[fail|you]] [[My Little Pony|do shit]] [[Spanish|like]] [[Bob|this]], [[Barbara|it's hard]] [[duck|to tell]] [[Golden Corral|where]] one link ends and another begins. (Also, "Is" is capitalized in titles.) [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:23, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
:OH MY SHITTING GOD! what is this black magic?!? I cant tell where one link ends and another begins!! the horror! why would post that on my talk page?!?! why would you be so evil?!?

:seriously though anyone who gets annoyed because they cant tell where one link ends and another begins is a fucking moron, plus it tells you where it links you to when you scroll over it so whats the problem?

:none the less I removed those horrible, unholy, sinkholes from the MLP page properly, with criticism intact
:so what was your favorite pony again Asstrophe? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 03:00, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
::I already told you not to harass other users. Apostrophe is doing it right because he's not attacking you. Try that. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:41, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:::I'm not "attacking" him, im simply umm, loudly and sarcastically disagreeing with asstrophes undeniable love for my little pony, and he could of easly just fix'd the link instead of removeing whole lines that pointed at that my little pony '''IS''' infact a show created '''AND''' aimed at small girls, which I doubt asstrophe is... I think...

:::Unless of course you're implying that saying someone likes MLP '''IS''' an insult and could be considered "attacking" them. If that is the case then I have to say Im disappointed in you Mr Cell, as a figure of authority (which I respect) on this website, I expected you to accept different views and tastes in childrens programs even if watching said programs may make the person a complete faggot.

:::I'm going to go continue transcribeing Kacey Call 14, I hope you read this and understand what im trying to say, Thank you.

:::your's awesomely:
:::-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 05:27, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
::::I don't like the show, but the CWCki isn't the place to talk shit about other peoples' tastes or insult them. Strictly speaking, I don't have the authority to ban you for this, but keep this up and I'll make sure an admin gets involved, because you ARE breaking the rules, and those rules are without exception. I'd rather that didn't happen, but there are so many times you can be given a warning. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:43, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:::::I'd rather not get banned either and I thank you for being so understanding and I will make sure that I will never do something as insulting as implying that someone likes MLP again, I understand now that what I did was wrong and how asstrophy could take offence at such gross mislabelings, and even thou I dont understand why you would want to go as far as to get one of the admins involed (which Im sure have better things to do, and I think you SHOULD have the power to ban people) I must say that I respect your authority and Im sure your decisions are based on nothing but intellect and strict adherence to the rules, for which I am thankfull.

:::::your's handsomely:
:::::-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 06:25, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:I agree. There's a fine line between teasing and being a jerk, and you crossed it over and over again. My favorite is Rainbow Dash, by the way. :-P [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 12:54, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
::Yes what I did was probably the most horrible thing anyone has ever done ever, and I am honestly and truely sorry for what I did...
::lol sarcasm. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 13:37, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:::He didn't say you did the worst thing ever, just that you were being a dick and kinda still are. If you really have a problem with someone's taste in cartoons, then take it somewhere else, otherwise just drop it. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 17:42, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
::::Woosh!! feel that thing go over your head? that was a joke, a joke you completely missed. well done. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 02:27, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
:::::Unless you have no idea what sarcasm is, you said in your last post that what you did was not the worst thing ever and you're not sorry (If that's not what you said then feel free to clarify). I was responding to that. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 10:24, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
::::::It was a joke, I dont really think it was the worse thing ever and im not sorry because I have nothing to be sorry for! It was never meant to make asstrophy sad or angry, I was just pokeing fun. I was continueing what I was doing above (sarcasticly over dramatizing everything and pretending to be sorry). The only people here who seem to be annoyed are you (for some reason) and Freecell. oh and Im SOOOooo sorry if it offended you in any way, honestly! and I completely understand and respect your choice and freedom to get involved! ;D -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 11:19, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

While we appreciate your efforts to wikify articles, refrain from things like the original example Apostrophe gave. It's quite simple really - there was no need for this mis-indented mess of words on your talk page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:18, 3 September 2011 (PDT)
:I comepletely understand and honestly agree but i can help but point out that i only type out this "mess" as you so call it so i can properly address peoples con- blah blah blah... im bored off this, yeah okay i'll stop it annoymax...

:I should REALLY finish that kacey call... -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:47, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-03T18:19:47Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-03T09:27:26Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-02T20:38:39Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-02T20:37:57Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

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:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
{{clear}}
-[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 05:56, 24 July 2011 (PDT)

==RE: Your work vanishing==

It should show two edit interfaces when your edit conflicts with another, the top of which is the other person's edit and the bottom of which is yours. You can simply copy/paste the transcript over. If you've moved away from the edit screen or closed the tab, you can re-open the tab or go back pages until you hit the edit screen and your edit should still be intact. I think the only issue would be if you completely closed your browser. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:32, 25 August 2011 (PDT)
:Nope it's gone. im just going to have to do it all over again... wunderbar.
:Thanks anyway though -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:19, 25 August 2011 (PDT)

== MLP ==

We don't need to pothole a bazillion words together. [[Chris|Because]] [[lie|when]] [[fail|you]] [[My Little Pony|do shit]] [[Spanish|like]] [[Bob|this]], [[Barbara|it's hard]] [[duck|to tell]] [[Golden Corral|where]] one link ends and another begins. (Also, "Is" is capitalized in titles.) [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:23, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
:OH MY SHITTING GOD! what is this black magic?!? I cant tell where one link ends and another begins!! the horror! why would post that on my talk page?!?! why would you be so evil?!?

:seriously though anyone who gets annoyed because they cant tell where one link ends and another begins is a fucking moron, plus it tells you where it links you to when you scroll over it so whats the problem?

:none the less I removed those horrible, unholy, sinkholes from the MLP page properly, with criticism intact
:so what was your favorite pony again Asstrophe? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 03:00, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
::I already told you not to harass other users. Apostrophe is doing it right because he's not attacking you. Try that. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:41, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:::I'm not "attacking" him, im simply umm, loudly and sarcastically disagreeing with asstrophes undeniable love for my little pony, and he could of easly just fix'd the link instead of removeing whole lines that pointed at that my little pony '''IS''' infact a show created '''AND''' aimed at small girls, which I doubt asstrophe is... I think...

:::Unless of course you're implying that saying someone likes MLP '''IS''' an insult and could be considered "attacking" them. If that is the case then I have to say Im disappointed in you Mr Cell, as a figure of authority (which I respect) on this website, I expected you to accept different views and tastes in childrens programs even if watching said programs may make the person a complete faggot.

:::I'm going to go continue transcribeing Kacey Call 14, I hope you read this and understand what im trying to say, Thank you.

:::your's awesomely:
:::-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 05:27, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
::::I don't like the show, but the CWCki isn't the place to talk shit about other peoples' tastes or insult them. Strictly speaking, I don't have the authority to ban you for this, but keep this up and I'll make sure an admin gets involved, because you ARE breaking the rules, and those rules are without exception. I'd rather that didn't happen, but there are so many times you can be given a warning. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:43, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:::::I'd rather not get banned either and I thank you for being so understanding and I will make sure that I will never do something as insulting as implying that someone likes MLP again, I understand now that what I did was wrong and how asstrophy could take offence at such gross mislabelings, and even thou I dont understand why you would want to go as far as to get one of the admins involed (which Im sure have better things to do, and I think you SHOULD have the power to ban people) I must say that I respect your authority and Im sure your decisions are based on nothing but intellect and strict adherence to the rules, for which I am thankfull.

:::::your's handsomely:
:::::-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 06:25, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:I agree. There's a fine line between teasing and being a jerk, and you crossed it over and over again. My favorite is Rainbow Dash, by the way. :-P [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 12:54, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
::Yes what I did was probably the most horrible thing anyone has ever done ever, and I am honestly and truely sorry for what I did. lol sarcasm. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 13:37, 2 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Apostrophe

2011-09-02T20:30:12Z

HitIar: /* Couldnt help but notice... */

{{welcome|Champthom}}
Also, thanks for reminding me, I need to start the Grammar Nazi project. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:37, 1 December 2009 (CET)

==Linking Chris's name==
I think in general, things should be linked at least once per section (on first mention), even if it's multiple times in an article. I use to subscribe to the school of thought that once per article would suffice but I think in a case where a subsection of an article was linked directly, the user shouldn't be made to scroll up to find an article on a topic if it'll clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:05, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==Why did you delete the line, "Chris misses the irony that ass meat is exactly what he eats every time he drives to McDonalds."?==

You said "let's not compromise the facts here", but isn't it well known that round steaks are popularly used as hamburger meat? McDonald's beef contains a variety of things and I imagine that round steak is one of the less nasty parts of the equation. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 02:12, 6 December 2009 (CET)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/BeefCutChuck.svg/511px-BeefCutChuck.svg.png
How is the part labeled "Round" (or at least the part of the round closest to the tail) not the ass? I am genuinely curious. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 03:03, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Red links==
Red links aren't exactly a bad thing, FYI. If there's a red link, make it a blue link by making it into something if it's notable enough to be its own article. Or, if it's a category, see if there's an existing category. You categorized a BlueSpike chat under [[:Category:BlueSpike]] which seems to be restricted to fan art of BlueSpike, while you could have placed it in [[:Category:PSN Chats]]. However, to be fair, PSN chats should be a subcategory of BlueSpike because, at least at the moment, all of the PSN chats are with BlueSpike. Anyways, back to red links, there's some option where if you don't like seeing red links, it'll just show a little question mark of the end of the word. Yeah.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:09, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Hey, Boss==
Well, boss, I'm ready to round up all the bad articles from the ghettos and put them to work in grammaticalization camps. Where do you want me to start? Give me an assignment! I'm ready for it. I'm ready, boss. Put me in! --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 23:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*Something has suddenly come to my attention.... Shouldn't we be putting the titles of these works also into their proper... format? Like a book or DVD having its mention in the article italicized, and, more dauntingly, having quotes around the titles of all the of the YouTube videos? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:28, 12 December 2009 (CET)
:*Oh, and two more things: a. Some titles are being written as "[number] [given title]", whereas others are just the number or given title or ' "[given title]" (officially known as "[number]")'. What format should we be using that? b. Also, what's our policy on the annotations in transcripts? You know, the "[''pissing my pants'']" things. It's usually been policy to have them italicized, but the thing that really gets me about them is whether or not to capitalize the first letter in them, and if so, in what situations to do so. I always just leave the first letter lowercase (unless it's a proper noun). What are your feelings on how to handle these evil specks of Satanspawn? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:01, 12 December 2009 (CET)

==Species==

Ugh... a matter of confusion, master. We have Sonichu and Rosechu... and then we have the species of each. Are they be written "Sonichu"/"Rosechu", or are they "sonichu/rosechu" (and similarly with Sonees/sonees and Roseys/roseys)? There seems to be two different forms floating around; there's one that's capitalized and another that isn't. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:25, 13 December 2009 (CET)

==Death of the strikethrough==

Are we commiting genocide against the strikethrough? If yes, I'll join you, Liquid Chris for one, has not been purged. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:37, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
*Did it anyway. There we go. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
*We should probably draw up a hitlist of things like [[Lie]] and [[Fail]] to sort out.
--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Mumble 2==

Good work on Mumble 2 there Apostrophe! Article is looking much better. Was it you who wikified the summary as well? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:49, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

==It's been a while==

Where have you been? Not seen you in a while. CWCki has been missing you! --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:40, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

==Hey==

Your dedication to the elimination of poor grammar, red links, and strikethroughs is inspiring. Keep it up! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 15:42, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Emphasis ==

What would you say is a better way to add emphasis? Capitals are used quite often, as in the "Description" section on [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]], but I'd tend to rather italicise. What is more appropriate? [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 10:42, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, forgot to sign... [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 10:42, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Seriously==

You need to relax, bro.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 10:51, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

It's annoying as shit. Leave a message on the offender's talk page instead of going STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (granted it sonuds like something I'd do...once maybe twice. Not all the damn time. but i could be lying.) -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:54, 1 November 2010 (PDT)

== Couldnt help but notice... ==

That you removed all criticism of chris watching a show aimed at small girls on the MLP page and then added "the only kiddy cartoon that most adults can watch without being derided." which is fucking hilarious...

unless of course you actually meant it...

does a certain faggot like a certain cartoon? hmm? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 04:17, 1 September 2011 (PDT)

[[Image: Problemsonichu.png|thumb|left|do you leik ponies Asstrophe?]]
:Don't harass other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:24, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
::okay sorry, just some friendly trolling. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 04:43, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
:::Well it tells you where it links you when you scroll over it, so whats the problem?
:::None the less I removed those horrible, unholy, sinkholes from the MLP page properly, with criticism intact.
:::So... whats your favorite pony again? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 03:22, 2 September 2011 (PDT)
:::: lol I knew it, dont worry I dont care... well I do but... nevermind. no hard feelings right? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 13:30, 2 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-02T13:25:37Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-02T12:27:33Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

User talk:Apostrophe

2011-09-02T10:22:45Z

HitIar: /* Couldnt help but notice... */

My Little Pony

2011-09-02T10:11:29Z

HitIar: missed one, my bad.

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:My little chris chan by psychoticturtle.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]

'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has made several MLPs with [[hair]] from his head.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]] or possibly the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor character]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this very revealing aspect of Chris's life was mocked and laughed at by the good people of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]]. Years later, many of them would ironically become fans themselves.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling.

The latest known reference to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]].

In a [[Calling Out|subsequent video]] that followed these events, he referred to his [[Sonichu|pet series]] as being a ''"TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series"'', which can be considered a reference to how ''Friendship is Magic'' ultimately turned out (along with its dedicated internet fanbase), and could perhaps be considered the type of show he looks up to, and wants an [[Chris and the industry|animated series]] to turn out. [[Chris and writing|It will probably never happen]], but it does give an interesting insight on how even after claiming to have given them up a long time ago, it appears he still retains interest in them. Despite being made for and aimed at small girls, [[List of Chris's lies|big surprise]].

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's 3DS in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.

Chris also has a My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic play list on his YouTube account that includes all the episodes. confirming once and for all his love for a [[Ghostbusters|childrens show]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F]</ref>

{{-}}

==In the comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it.]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

{{-}}

==Gallery==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-02T10:00:52Z

HitIar: /* MLP */

My Little Pony

2011-09-02T09:46:58Z

HitIar: sinkholes removed properly.

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:My little chris chan by psychoticturtle.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]

'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has made several MLPs with [[hair]] from his head.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]] or possibly the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor character]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this very revealing aspect of Chris's life was mocked and laughed at by the good people of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]]. Years later, many of them would ironically become fans themselves.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling.

The latest known reference to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]].

In a [[Calling Out|subsequent video]] that followed these events, he referred to his [[Sonichu|pet series]] as being a ''"TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series"'', which can be considered a reference to how ''Friendship is Magic'' ultimately turned out (along with its dedicated internet fanbase), and could perhaps be considered the type of show he looks up to, and wants an [[Chris and the industry|animated series]] to turn out. [[Sonichu 8|It]] [[Sonichu 10|will]] [[Chris and writing|probably]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|never]] [[Chris and art|happen]], but it does give an interesting insight on how even after claiming to have given them up a long time ago, it appears he still retains interest in them. Despite being made for and aimed at small girls, [[List of Chris's lies|big surprise]].

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's 3DS in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.

Chris also has a My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic play list on his YouTube account that includes all the episodes. confirming once and for all his love for a [[Ghostbusters|childrens show]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F]</ref>

{{-}}

==In the comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it.]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

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==Gallery==
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{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
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==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]

Kacey Call 14

2011-09-01T19:05:38Z

HitIar: finally they talk about something different...

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc9eleven.mp3

*[[Chris]] instantly starts rambling about stress and phone calls and doctors. Hard to make out anything he's saying.
*Kim had to explain what a metabolism was to Chris. [[Kacey]] is snarky about Chris not knowing what it meant, and said that he's not ready for the information because it's too high level for him.
*Kacey is explaining what different words mean, like sodium and calcium. Chris seems generally interested in learning more about this.
*Chris claims that because he is on cholesterol medication, that means that he has good cholesterol.
*Kacey says that she needs to start a diet, so Chris does too.
*Chris drove around his neighborhood to see how big it was, due to this he claims that he walked almost two miles. Chris doesn't know what jogging is.
*Kacey talks to Chris for a long time about oatmeal and how it's not healthy due to sugar.
*Chris: "We only have a total of four cars."
*Chris's [[mom]] refuses to sell her car, despite the fact that she doesn't even drive it anymore, and they only use Chris's [[car]] or his [[dad]]'s car. He adds that she's been hoarding since she quit her job.
*Kacey asks Chris if he's ever thought about giving up soda. "I can't go cold turkey on it" -Chris
*Chris is talking about Red Skelton.
*Chris was looking to buy some work out DVDs or a treadmill so he too can join the thousands of rednecks who don't use the treadmill in their house.
*Chris is thinking about buying Carmen Electra's workout striptease DVD.
*Chris is thinking about buying a guitar but he said he'd have to save money for it. Kim suggested it.
*Chris mentioned that he's working on his own [[audiobooks]].
*Kacey nags Chris to scan in his recent [[video game]] receipts and pictures of his [[PSN]] account to prove he's not buying any more [[games]].

==Part 1==

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 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, it's Kacey, what's up?
 '''Chris:''' [''voice instantly becomes much higher pitched''] Hi, Kace! You got out- You got out- You got home early?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I did. Actually I did we were really slow, so I got to get out early.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, just a little tired I kinda rushed through my ending (?) work.
 '''Chris:''' Aw. Okay. Well I'm okay, I had- I had a better days, you know. Little bit- little bit more peaceful, uh, I uh, skimmed through my email, but it's not like I really checked my email, um…
 '''Kacey:''' Mmhm?
 '''Chris:''' [''talking really quickly and stuttering''] I mean- I mean, you know I kinda asked you and Kim- if you know- concerned about like, you know- concerned about- concerned about, you know… Uh, like you know I blanked out and was really distant, you know- like you know- It was- It was just normal stress. But, you know I- I replied and uh, told her to know that my appreciation for her concern but it, you know, was just normal stress and it stress just me to blank out and all that. Yeah, I'm going to talk my doc- I'm going to talk to my doctor about uh… You know my stress and uh, all that you know, all that she between you, me, she, we three talked about it.
 '''Kacey:''' [''probably understood very little''] Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, actually I also uh just remember uh… Kim told me a little bit about- th- about the metabolism and uh, what that was. And, uh, you know, she just I talked you know maybe you could inform me more about it?
 '''Kacey:''' You- You didn't know what a metabolism was?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, not really until I said but then she described it in a nutshell as like uh, the uh, speed o- the speed of digestion.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, I mean I guess that's good for layman's tremens, yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Mmkay. What else do you know about it?
 '''Kacey:''' [''slightly over Chris's question''] It's an extremely complicated process that goes down to the cellular level and I'm not sure you're ready for that.
 '''Chris:''' It's okay. So… Tell me more about it.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, okay, just what you need to know is metabolism is basically just what she told you. It's how fast your body takes in things, like glucose and fats and all sorts of chemicals and uses them up or stores them. If you have a fast metabolism you're going to use it al- a lot closer- or a lot sooner, sorry.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean I bet you don't even know what glucose is.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, glucose is a type of fat.
 '''Kacey:''' No, uh glucose is what sugar breaks down into.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose tissue is fat.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, what kind of tissue is fat?
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose.
 '''Chris:''' Adipose?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes. Adipose. It- It means fat.
 '''Chris:''' Huh… [''Kacey talks over him''] Adipose is fat.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you know like, break down, like, sodium. Uh, do you know what sodium is?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, sodium's like salt.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, at least you know what that is.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, cause things like calcium and potassium and sodium are extremely important to how your cells work.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Cap- Calcium and potassium and sodium. Yeah, I've heard that uh, yeah, one needs to have a good little bit of potassium and fortunately there is potassium in bananas and peanuts.
 '''Kacey:''' Right, but you don't want too much of neither sodium or, um potassium, because then your homeostasis will be put off. Do you know what homeostasis is?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah that's a new one on me. [''pronouncing it incorrectly''] Homeostasius.
 '''Kacey:''' Homeostasis. It means the balance your body is in for th- to be working at optimal levels.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. The balance for my body to be working at optimal levels. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, like I said it's huge 'cause then you have to get into positive feedback and negative feedback, you have to get into sol- uh, cellular levels and it's just… It- it- it's a lot.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It does sound like a lot. [''long pause''] So please continue.
 '''Kacey:''' Uhh, well what do you want to know about? Ask some questions, cause I don't know what wa- wo- would be too deep. I mean what do you want to know about metabolism?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... okay well yeah, I understand that th- sleep slows metabolism and that uh, it's a bad idea to eat before you go to asleep. Because uh, then it just, th- then the sweetness sw- the uh, digestion get slows down and then that's uh, one way the body and one wa- and one wa- one way that fat builds up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well technically um, you actually burn a lot of calories when you're sleeping. But yeah if you eat just before then umm, basically it depends on when you're eating. um, Because that's going to get your metabolism, no you probably shouldn't when you're not active. But the thing is that's also for people who usually eat only three times a day, if you eat five to six little meals and two snacks today you're pretty much ok. Because then your body's constantly eating- like if you only eat once a day which is really bad, your body goes into starvation mode even though your not starving yourself and it holds onto everything it can, especially fat.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, mmkay. yeah, well fortunately I like uhh, I eat- som- yeah, I like eat two or three meals in a day. [''pause''] Or uhh, like you know maybe, or like, you know maybe two uhh, or maybe two and uh, a small one or yeah like maybe a- maybe one [[McDonald's|big meal]] and two little ones, something like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it also depends on the portions you eat, like if you were eating multiple portions and a meal, you're not helping yourself at all, you're actually hurting your metabolism.
 '''Chris:''' yeah, I mostly eat- I mostly eat a single portion.
 '''Kacey:''' well, I think we already discussed that you don't really know what portion sizes are. Like okay,okay like, umm, a, [thinks] what do you usually get when you go to McDonalds? or BurgerKing? anywhere, what sandwich do you usually get?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well lately I've been ahh, lately I've been eating ahh, the ahh, "size sar" [''salad?''] when I been going to McDonalds or BurgerKing.
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Okay, woah woah okay, you use to get grilled chicken sandwiches right?
 '''Chris:''' Um, yeah I did get a grilled chicken sandwich ['''Kacey:''' okay.] or sometimes, or some- or sometimes I'll have like a double cheese burger.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay well lets go though the double cheese burger, how many servings of bread and meat do you think that is?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... [thinks] yeah, it would be stupid of me to say, one of each right? [chuckles]
 '''Kacey:''' [humorous tone] It would be ''amazingly'' stupid.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I dunno maybe probably like, I dunno like, two or three?
 '''Kacey:''' Well yeah, it's like two and a half for bread and if you have, let's say each patty is... we'll go ahead and say nine ounces each that is, ['''chris:''' is that how much?] that's almost six servings of meat right there.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, six servings are nine ounces?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, cuase it's anywhere from three to four ounces. So think about that, you're eating all the meat you should eat, in one burger.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' And it's not even lean.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' I know it's scary right?
 '''Chris:''' No! No, it n- it's not scary, just surprising.
 '''Kacey:''' [''typing''] Well I mean, you can go to your doctor and get tests for your metabolism to see where it is.
 '''Chris:''' [''stutters as he lies''] Yeah I, yeah I'll, yeah, I think it's okay but yeah I'll check with my doctor next time, sure they can- I'm sure that's, that's, that's in the woodwork [''pronounced "budwork"'']. [''long pause''] Well at least my cholesterol is ok.
 '''Kacey:''' [''laughs''] well how do I know that? your on cholesterol um, medicine! I mean that's not good! That's not good at all! that means it not ok! [''chuckles''] cause even if it is helping out with your Homeostasis, that means you can't do it on your own.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah well, yeah, like I said before-
 '''Kacey:''' I- I mean it's my opinion that your metabolism is probably pretty bad right now, I mean mine is too! So I mean you should probably get it looked into.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah okay. Yeah, after talking about it right now yeah, I'll definitely get my metabolism checked out. [''long pause''] yeah I'll, yeah I'll talk to my doctor after I see him in November.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you should probably get that done now, I mean this is important you shouldn't wait till November.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' Like me, in about a week, I'm getting all these test done you know, so I can see what I can improve my metabolism right, and I'm going on a diet plan and everything.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well you see the thing is you know, um, my family has imformed me like you know, if I schedule an appointment with my doctor it has to be like you know, ahh, I dunno, like an aliment or something because you know, our insur- our insurance.
 '''Kacey:''' [''loudly interrupts''] Chris this is an aliment! this is extremely an aliment! obesity is counted as a disease! I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, or I don't like fat people or anything, but this is important! Don't you care about your health? and plus you're on Medicaid!
 '''Chris:''' Um yeah, yeah okay, well, yeah, well I'll check with my family about that, and uhh, I'll see if I can't get an appointment to get my metabolism checked out.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, do you really need your family to tell you if it's okay for you to care about your body?
 '''Chris:''' [''slightly angry tone''] Uhh, no I do not need my family to tell me if it's ok to worry about my body or not. But I uhh, I just have to make sure that like, you know, insurance would cover an metabolism check up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well your family's not going to know that, you're going to have to call the insurance company or your going to have to call the doctor, and even if you don't get your metabolism checked, it's a good idea to go to your doctor and have an appointment and say "look, I really think I'm unhealthy, I want to get healthy again" and you should do that first. Because he's going to tell you whether he wants to check your metabolism or not, you may not even have to,['''Chris:''' Hmm.] your doctor would probably be thrilled.
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humoring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now?
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least I'm exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, it's not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked-
 '''Kacey:''' cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humoring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now?
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now?
 '''Chris:''' oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least I'm exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, it's not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked-
 '''Kacey:''' Cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' yeah I'm getting into the, I'm getting to the jogging I just haven't gotten to the uhh, I walked, I walked, I uhh, I walked my almost two miles, around the neighborhood I'm not sure, it's almost, it's about two miles, the route I take you know, around my neighborhood. Including my heartbeat-
 '''Kacey:''' Well how do you know its two miles? ['''chris:''' Yeah I previously-][''interrupts''] did you have a- uhm?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I previously measured it with my car.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't know how you would measure with your car. Maybe you should get uh, one of those step monitors, that would help, most phones actually have them on there, umm or they have speed watches.
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, yeah, my phone is a Motorola W315 so I'm pretty, and plus, aside- and plus, I don't see it on there, so Im pretty sure its not on there.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it'll be an application or something, a lot of phones do. But either way you gotta start jogging, walking's not going to help you, I told you, you know, it's NOT going to help you at all, and if you can't even jog, then you're seriously out of shape.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm, yeah, well I mean I could jog if I knew the running speed that jogging- if I knew the appropriate speed that ''is'', I mean I know it's somewhere between walking and running.
 '''Kacey:''' No it's, you have to get your heart rate up, you have to go online. The are calculators that you can use that will check what your heart rate needs to be for your weight and your height, and then what-

==Part 2==

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 '''Kacey:''' -do is you, you take your two fingers err, your umm, your pointer finger and your, the two ones by your thumb and you put them on your pulse in your neck and you count the beats per-minute and that's your heart rate.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I, I've learned that before yeah, the uhh measuring heart rate, before you called.
 '''Kacey:''' Well then you definitely, definitely, need to do it.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Okay. [''longer pause'']
 '''Kacey:''' So anything else on your mind? you know like both metabolism or any science stuff?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhh, I think it's pretty much, I think it's pretty much it for me there, on that. Arrum, okay let me tell you about my day a little bit umm, yeah I had my oat, I had my oatmeal as usual at first, and then I, and then I went out with my father you know just to keep him company. uhh, he c-
 '''Kacey:''' Um, real quick what type of oatmeal do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah currently it's the food-loin brand oatmeal.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean is it flavored? or is it instant? or is it the actual oats?
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, I would say it's uhh, flavored instant.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you know how much sugar's in there right? I mean if you're gonna eat oatmeal you may as well eat real oatmeal or like some sort of granola. Cause that stuff can be just as bad, especially in the mornings.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm okay well, if thats the case then, okay well how much sugar should be ih the uhh, oatmeal that I shouldnt eat, over eat on or if ca-
 '''Kacey:''' The shouldnt be any sugar in it, its oatmeal! I mean if you want to add alittle bit of brown sugar cinnamon, that would be good, but thats better than white sugar.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah okay, the brown sugar is better then white sugar, hang on, im going to go check the oatmeal to see if there's any sugar in it.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah definitely!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah hang on a second here, [''music in the background''] hmm let's see errm... oh, okay yeah the, okay yeah, the is, does seem to be sugar in this oatmeal.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I bet it's way over eight grams isnt it? and i bet you eat more than one serving.
 '''Chris:''' err no, I eat like one packet umm, let me have a check here umm... yeah im looking at the nutrition facts oh, here we are, it's not like uhh, about an of average eleven grams, between the four flavours.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, you want to get down to at minimum about four grams, and even thats pushing it. Just you shou-, what you should do is if you have those nutritional labels you should add up the percentages every day umm, to see umm, if you're going over a hundred percent of course. Plus if you want to lose wight your going to have to gradually decrease your calorie intake.
 '''Chris:''' [''door can be heard''] Yeah, I think im working on that you know, uhh, Im ma, Im making more healthy choices, you know, im eating, im eating more fruits and vegetables.
 '''Kacey:''' Well like I said remember, some fruits and vegetables can be bad for you. Depending on how your metabolism and how you have to lose weight, like with my diet, for the first month I can't have fruits vegetables or anything with carbs. Becuase these to many carbs in fruits and vegetables, like apples, you wouldnt think it, there in there.
 '''Chris:''' Huh, theres carbs in apples?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah in the skin, its got fiber.
 '''Chris:''' Huh, and they always say a doctor a day, a apple a day is good for you and keeps the doctor away.
 '''Kacey:''' [''luaghs''] Yeah, I mean it's good in moderation, but when you're starting off, you really need to shock your body so it starts using other fuels and in that way at least you can catch up and go to normal [''pause''] its not good to stay on it for ever mind you, but ['''chris:''' hmm-hmm] you should really talk to your doctor about this. But umm,go ahead and tell me about your day.
 '''Chris:'''
 '''Kacey:'''
 '''Chris:'''

==Part 3==

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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ick4la17xde9m59 mp3 of phonecall]

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2011-09-01T14:03:32Z

HitIar: /* What is this thing??? */

No matter how many times I look at it, there's always something that chills me about his eyes.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:39, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== What is this thing??? ==

Does Chris have some kind of weird cassette tape wrist strap on his left arm? What is that? Why's his arm so far back? Could this be a lost relic of fail of some sort? [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 06:05, 1 September 2011 (PDT)

:oh yeah, never noticed that... looks like a glass's case... -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 07:03, 1 September 2011 (PDT)

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2011-09-01T14:03:02Z

HitIar: /* What is this thing??? */

No matter how many times I look at it, there's always something that chills me about his eyes.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:39, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== What is this thing??? ==

Does Chris have some kind of weird cassette tape wrist strap on his left arm? What is that? Why's his arm so far back? Could this be a lost relic of fail of some sort? [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 06:05, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
oh yeah, never noticed that... looks like a glass's case... -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 07:03, 1 September 2011 (PDT)

Kacey Call 14

2011-09-01T13:53:12Z

HitIar: god-damnit! he was about to talk about his day and his father! nobody cares about what oatmeal he eats kacey, you bitch!

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc9eleven.mp3

*[[Chris]] instantly starts rambling about stress and phone calls and doctors. Hard to make out anything he's saying.
*Kim had to explain what a metabolism was to Chris. [[Kacey]] is snarky about Chris not knowing what it meant, and said that he's not ready for the information because it's too high level for him.
*Kacey is explaining what different words mean, like sodium and calcium. Chris seems generally interested in learning more about this.
*Chris claims that because he is on cholesterol medication, that means that he has good cholesterol.
*Kacey says that she needs to start a diet, so Chris does too.
*Chris drove around his neighborhood to see how big it was, due to this he claims that he walked almost two miles. Chris doesn't know what jogging is.
*Kacey talks to Chris for a long time about oatmeal and how it's not healthy due to sugar.
*Chris: "We only have a total of four cars."
*Chris's [[mom]] refuses to sell her car, despite the fact that she doesn't even drive it anymore, and they only use Chris's [[car]] or his [[dad]]'s car. He adds that she's been hoarding since she quit her job.
*Kacey asks Chris if he's ever thought about giving up soda. "I can't go cold turkey on it" -Chris
*Chris is talking about Red Skelton.
*Chris was looking to buy some work out DVDs or a treadmill so he too can join the thousands of rednecks who don't use the treadmill in their house.
*Chris is thinking about buying Carmen Electra's workout striptease DVD.
*Chris is thinking about buying a guitar but he said he'd have to save money for it. Kim suggested it.
*Chris mentioned that he's working on his own [[audiobooks]].
*Kacey nags Chris to scan in his recent [[video game]] receipts and pictures of his [[PSN]] account to prove he's not buying any more [[games]].

==Part 1==

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 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, it's Kacey, what's up?
 '''Chris:''' [''voice instantly becomes much higher pitched''] Hi, Kace! You got out- You got out- You got home early?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I did. Actually I did we were really slow, so I got to get out early.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, just a little tired I kinda rushed through my ending (?) work.
 '''Chris:''' Aw. Okay. Well I'm okay, I had- I had a better days, you know. Little bit- little bit more peaceful, uh, I uh, skimmed through my email, but it's not like I really checked my email, um…
 '''Kacey:''' Mmhm?
 '''Chris:''' [''talking really quickly and stuttering''] I mean- I mean, you know I kinda asked you and Kim- if you know- concerned about like, you know- concerned about- concerned about, you know… Uh, like you know I blanked out and was really distant, you know- like you know- It was- It was just normal stress. But, you know I- I replied and uh, told her to know that my appreciation for her concern but it, you know, was just normal stress and it stress just me to blank out and all that. Yeah, I'm going to talk my doc- I'm going to talk to my doctor about uh… You know my stress and uh, all that you know, all that she between you, me, she, we three talked about it.
 '''Kacey:''' [''probably understood very little''] Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, actually I also uh just remember uh… Kim told me a little bit about- th- about the metabolism and uh, what that was. And, uh, you know, she just I talked you know maybe you could inform me more about it?
 '''Kacey:''' You- You didn't know what a metabolism was?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, not really until I said but then she described it in a nutshell as like uh, the uh, speed o- the speed of digestion.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, I mean I guess that's good for layman's tremens, yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Mmkay. What else do you know about it?
 '''Kacey:''' [''slightly over Chris's question''] It's an extremely complicated process that goes down to the cellular level and I'm not sure you're ready for that.
 '''Chris:''' It's okay. So… Tell me more about it.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, okay, just what you need to know is metabolism is basically just what she told you. It's how fast your body takes in things, like glucose and fats and all sorts of chemicals and uses them up or stores them. If you have a fast metabolism you're going to use it al- a lot closer- or a lot sooner, sorry.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean I bet you don't even know what glucose is.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, glucose is a type of fat.
 '''Kacey:''' No, uh glucose is what sugar breaks down into.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose tissue is fat.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, what kind of tissue is fat?
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose.
 '''Chris:''' Adipose?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes. Adipose. It- It means fat.
 '''Chris:''' Huh… [''Kacey talks over him''] Adipose is fat.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you know like, break down, like, sodium. Uh, do you know what sodium is?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, sodium's like salt.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, at least you know what that is.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, cause things like calcium and potassium and sodium are extremely important to how your cells work.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Cap- Calcium and potassium and sodium. Yeah, I've heard that uh, yeah, one needs to have a good little bit of potassium and fortunately there is potassium in bananas and peanuts.
 '''Kacey:''' Right, but you don't want too much of neither sodium or, um potassium, because then your homeostasis will be put off. Do you know what homeostasis is?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah that's a new one on me. [''pronouncing it incorrectly''] Homeostasius.
 '''Kacey:''' Homeostasis. It means the balance your body is in for th- to be working at optimal levels.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. The balance for my body to be working at optimal levels. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, like I said it's huge 'cause then you have to get into positive feedback and negative feedback, you have to get into sol- uh, cellular levels and it's just… It- it- it's a lot.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It does sound like a lot. [''long pause''] So please continue.
 '''Kacey:''' Uhh, well what do you want to know about? Ask some questions, cause I don't know what wa- wo- would be too deep. I mean what do you want to know about metabolism?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... okay well yeah, I understand that th- sleep slows metabolism and that uh, it's a bad idea to eat before you go to asleep. Because uh, then it just, th- then the sweetness sw- the uh, digestion get slows down and then that's uh, one way the body and one wa- and one wa- one way that fat builds up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well technically um, you actually burn a lot of calories when you're sleeping. But yeah if you eat just before then umm, basically it depends on when you're eating. um, Because that's going to get your metabolism, no you probably shouldn't when you're not active. But the thing is that's also for people who usually eat only three times a day, if you eat five to six little meals and two snacks today you're pretty much ok. Because then your body's constantly eating- like if you only eat once a day which is really bad, your body goes into starvation mode even though your not starving yourself and it holds onto everything it can, especially fat.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, mmkay. yeah, well fortunately I like uhh, I eat- som- yeah, I like eat two or three meals in a day. [''pause''] Or uhh, like you know maybe, or like, you know maybe two uhh, or maybe two and uh, a small one or yeah like maybe a- maybe one [[McDonald's|big meal]] and two little ones, something like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it also depends on the portions you eat, like if you were eating multiple portions and a meal, you're not helping yourself at all, you're actually hurting your metabolism.
 '''Chris:''' yeah, I mostly eat- I mostly eat a single portion.
 '''Kacey:''' well, I think we already discussed that you don't really know what portion sizes are. Like okay,okay like, umm, a, [thinks] what do you usually get when you go to McDonalds? or BurgerKing? anywhere, what sandwich do you usually get?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well lately I've been ahh, lately I've been eating ahh, the ahh, "size sar" [''salad?''] when I been going to McDonalds or BurgerKing.
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Okay, woah woah okay, you use to get grilled chicken sandwiches right?
 '''Chris:''' Um, yeah I did get a grilled chicken sandwich ['''Kacey:''' okay.] or sometimes, or some- or sometimes I'll have like a double cheese burger.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay well lets go though the double cheese burger, how many servings of bread and meat do you think that is?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... [thinks] yeah, it would be stupid of me to say, one of each right? [chuckles]
 '''Kacey:''' [humorous tone] It would be ''amazingly'' stupid.
 '''Chris:''' yeah, I dunno maybe probably like, I dunno like, two or three?
 '''Kacey:''' well yeah, it's like two and a half for bread and if you have, let's say each patty is... we'll go ahead and say nine ounces each that is, ['''chris:''' is that how much?] that's almost six servings of meat right there.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, six servings are nine ounces?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, cuase it's anywhere from three to four ounces. So think about that, you're eating all the meat you should eat, in one burger.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' And it's not even lean.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' I know it's scary right?
 '''Chris:''' No! No, it n- it's not scary, just surprising.
 '''Kacey:''' [''typing''] Well I mean, you can go to your doctor and get tests for your metabolism to see where it is.
 '''Chris:''' [''stutters as he lies''] Yeah I, yeah I'll, yeah, I think it's okay but yeah I'll check with my doctor next time, sure they can- I'm sure that's, that's, that's in the woodwork [''pronounced "budwork"'']. [''long pause''] Well at least my cholesterol is ok.
 '''Kacey:''' [''laughs''] well how do I know that? your on cholesterol um, medicine! I mean that's not good! That's not good at all! that means it not ok! [''chuckles''] cause even if it is helping out with your Homeostasis, that means you can't do it on your own.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah well, yeah, like I said before-
 '''Kacey:''' I- I mean it's my opinion that your metabolism is probably pretty bad right now, I mean mine is too! So I mean you should probably get it looked into.
 '''Chris:''' yeah okay. yeah, after talking about it right now yeah, I'll definitely get my metabolism checked out. [''long pause''] yeah I'll, yeah I'll talk to my doctor after I see him in November.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you should probably get that done now, I mean this is important you shouldn't wait till November.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' Like me, in about a week, I'm getting all these test done you know, so I can see what I can improve my metabolism right, and I'm going on a diet plan and everything.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well you see the thing is you know, um, my family has imformed me like you know, if I schedule an appointment with my doctor it has to be like you know, ahh, I dunno, like an aliment or something because you know, our insur- our insurance.
 '''Kacey:''' [''loudly interrupts''] Chris this is an aliment! this is extremely an aliment! obesity is counted as a disease! I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, or I don't like fat people or anything, but this is important! Don't you care about your health? and plus you're on Medicaid!
 '''Chris:''' Um yeah, yeah okay, well, yeah, well I'll check with my family about that, and uhh, I'll see if I can't get an appointment to get my metabolism checked out.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, do you really need your family to tell you if it's okay for you to care about your body?
 '''Chris:''' [''slightly angry tone''] Uhh, no I do not need my family to tell me if it's ok to worry about my body or not. But I uhh, I just have to make sure that like, you know, insurance would cover an metabolism check up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well your family's not going to know that, you're going to have to call the insurance company or your going to have to call the doctor, and even if you don't get your metabolism checked, it's a good idea to go to your doctor and have an appointment and say "look, I really think I'm unhealthy, I want to get healthy again" and you should do that first. Because he's going to tell you whether he wants to check your metabolism or not, you may not even have to,['''Chris:''' Hmm.] your doctor would probably be thrilled.
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humoring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now?
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least I'm exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, its not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked-
 '''Kacey:''' cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humoring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now?
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now?
 '''Chris:''' oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least I'm exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, its not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked-
 '''Kacey:''' Cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' yeah I'm getting into the, I'm getting to the jogging I just haven't gotten to the uhh, I walked, I walked, I uhh, I walked my almost two miles, around the neighborhood I'm not sure, it's almost, it's about two miles, the route I take you know, around my neighborhood. Including my heartbeat-
 '''Kacey:''' Well how do you know its two miles? ['''chris:''' Yeah I previously-][''interrupts''] did you have a- uhm?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I previously measured it with my car.
 '''Kacey:''' I don't know how you would measure with your car. Maybe you should get uh, one of those step monitors, that would help, most phones actually have them on there, umm or they have speed watches.
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, yeah, my phone is a Motorola W315 so I'm pretty, and plus, aside- and plus, I don't see it on there, so Im pretty sure its not on there.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it'll be an application or something, a lot of phones do. But either way you gotta start jogging, walking's not going to help you, I told you, you know, it's NOT going to help you at all, and if you cant even jog, then you're seriously out of shape.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm, yeah, well I mean I could jog if I knew the running speed that jogging- if I knew the appropriate speed that ''is'', I mean I know it's somewhere between walking and running.
 '''Kacey:''' No it's, you have to get your heart rate up, you have to go online. The are calculators that you can use that will check what your heart rate needs to be for your weight and your height, and then what-

==Part 2==

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 '''Kacey:''' -do is you, you take your two fingers err, your umm, your pointer finger and your, the two ones by your thumb and you put them on your pulse in your neck and you count the beats per-minute and thats your heart rate.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I, I've learned that before yeah, the uhh measureing heart rate, before you called.
 '''Kacey:''' Well then you definitely, definitely, need to do it.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Okay. [''longer pause'']
 '''Kacey:''' So anything else on your mind? you know like both metabolism or any science stuff?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhh, I think it's pretty much, I think it's pretty much it for me there, on that. Arrum, okay let me tell you about my day alittle bit umm, yeah I had my oat, I had my oatmeal as usual at first, and then I, and then I went out with my father you know just to keep him company. uhh, he c-
 '''Kacey:''' Um, real quick what type of oatmeal do you have?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah currently it's the food-loin brand oatmeal.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I mean is it flavored? or is it instant? or is it the actual oats?
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, I would say it's uhh, flavored instant.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you know how much suger's in there right? I mean if you're gonna eat oatmeal you may as well eat real oatmeal or some kind of granola. Cause that stuff can be just as bad, especially in the mornings.
 '''Chris:'''
 '''Kacey:'''
 '''Chris:'''
 '''Kacey:'''
 '''Chris:'''
 '''Kacey:'''

==Part 3==

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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ick4la17xde9m59 mp3 of phonecall]

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User talk:Apostrophe

2011-09-01T11:43:37Z

HitIar: /* Couldnt help but notice... */

User talk:HitIar

2011-09-01T11:19:51Z

HitIar: /* RE: Your work vanishing */

User talk:Apostrophe

2011-09-01T11:17:34Z

HitIar: /* Couldnt help but notice... */

User talk:Apostrophe

2011-09-01T11:16:14Z

HitIar: /* Couldnt help but notice... */ new section

{{welcome|Champthom}}
Also, thanks for reminding me, I need to start the Grammar Nazi project. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:37, 1 December 2009 (CET)

==Linking Chris's name==
I think in general, things should be linked at least once per section (on first mention), even if it's multiple times in an article. I use to subscribe to the school of thought that once per article would suffice but I think in a case where a subsection of an article was linked directly, the user shouldn't be made to scroll up to find an article on a topic if it'll clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:05, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==Why did you delete the line, "Chris misses the irony that ass meat is exactly what he eats every time he drives to McDonalds."?==

You said "let's not compromise the facts here", but isn't it well known that round steaks are popularly used as hamburger meat? McDonald's beef contains a variety of things and I imagine that round steak is one of the less nasty parts of the equation. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 02:12, 6 December 2009 (CET)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/BeefCutChuck.svg/511px-BeefCutChuck.svg.png
How is the part labeled "Round" (or at least the part of the round closest to the tail) not the ass? I am genuinely curious. --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 03:03, 6 December 2009 (CET)

==Red links==
Red links aren't exactly a bad thing, FYI. If there's a red link, make it a blue link by making it into something if it's notable enough to be its own article. Or, if it's a category, see if there's an existing category. You categorized a BlueSpike chat under [[:Category:BlueSpike]] which seems to be restricted to fan art of BlueSpike, while you could have placed it in [[:Category:PSN Chats]]. However, to be fair, PSN chats should be a subcategory of BlueSpike because, at least at the moment, all of the PSN chats are with BlueSpike. Anyways, back to red links, there's some option where if you don't like seeing red links, it'll just show a little question mark of the end of the word. Yeah.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:09, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Hey, Boss==
Well, boss, I'm ready to round up all the bad articles from the ghettos and put them to work in grammaticalization camps. Where do you want me to start? Give me an assignment! I'm ready for it. I'm ready, boss. Put me in! --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 23:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*Something has suddenly come to my attention.... Shouldn't we be putting the titles of these works also into their proper... format? Like a book or DVD having its mention in the article italicized, and, more dauntingly, having quotes around the titles of all the of the YouTube videos? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:28, 12 December 2009 (CET)
:*Oh, and two more things: a. Some titles are being written as "[number] [given title]", whereas others are just the number or given title or ' "[given title]" (officially known as "[number]")'. What format should we be using that? b. Also, what's our policy on the annotations in transcripts? You know, the "[''pissing my pants'']" things. It's usually been policy to have them italicized, but the thing that really gets me about them is whether or not to capitalize the first letter in them, and if so, in what situations to do so. I always just leave the first letter lowercase (unless it's a proper noun). What are your feelings on how to handle these evil specks of Satanspawn? --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:01, 12 December 2009 (CET)

==Species==

Ugh... a matter of confusion, master. We have Sonichu and Rosechu... and then we have the species of each. Are they be written "Sonichu"/"Rosechu", or are they "sonichu/rosechu" (and similarly with Sonees/sonees and Roseys/roseys)? There seems to be two different forms floating around; there's one that's capitalized and another that isn't. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:25, 13 December 2009 (CET)

==Death of the strikethrough==

Are we commiting genocide against the strikethrough? If yes, I'll join you, Liquid Chris for one, has not been purged. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:37, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
*Did it anyway. There we go. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
*We should probably draw up a hitlist of things like [[Lie]] and [[Fail]] to sort out.
--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

==Mumble 2==

Good work on Mumble 2 there Apostrophe! Article is looking much better. Was it you who wikified the summary as well? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:49, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

==It's been a while==

Where have you been? Not seen you in a while. CWCki has been missing you! --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:40, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

==Hey==

Your dedication to the elimination of poor grammar, red links, and strikethroughs is inspiring. Keep it up! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 15:42, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Emphasis ==

What would you say is a better way to add emphasis? Capitals are used quite often, as in the "Description" section on [[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]], but I'd tend to rather italicise. What is more appropriate? [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 10:42, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, forgot to sign... [[User:Sussuro|Sussuro]] 10:42, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Seriously==

You need to relax, bro.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 10:51, 26 October 2010 (PDT)

It's annoying as shit. Leave a message on the offender's talk page instead of going STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP (granted it sonuds like something I'd do...once maybe twice. Not all the damn time. but i could be lying.) -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:54, 1 November 2010 (PDT)

== Couldnt help but notice... ==

That you removed all criticism of chris watching a show aimed at small girls on the MLP page and then added "the only kiddy cartoon that most adults can watch without being derided." which is fucking hilarious...

unless of course you actually meant it...

does a certain faggot like a certain cartoon? hmm?

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My Little Pony

2011-09-01T10:51:06Z

HitIar: it seems like people are just fighting over this page, please dont be faggots.

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:My little chris chan by psychoticturtle.png|thumb|Chris Chan: The original brony]]

'''My Little Pony''' (MLP) is a line of [[toys]] intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for [[Chris]], who himself was introduced to them by [[Megan]]. Chris has made several MLPs with [[hair]] from his head.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]] or possibly the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|ancestor character]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this very revealing aspect of Chris's life was mocked and laughed at by the good people of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]]. Years later, many of them would ironically become fans themselves.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]], you can see his My Little Ponys hanging from his ceiling.

The latest known reference to MLP made by Chris was on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where Chris used a picture of Applejack from the more recent ''[[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' animated series as his avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series- [[Rainbow|Rainbow Dash]].

In a [[Calling Out|subsequent video]] that followed these events, he referred to his [[Sonichu|pet series]] as being a ''"TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series"'', which can be considered a reference to how ''Friendship is Magic'' ultimately turned out (along with its dedicated internet fanbase), and could perhaps be considered the type of show he looks up to, and wants an [[Chris and the industry|animated series]] to turn out. [[Sonichu 8|It]] [[Sonichu 10|will]] [[Chris and writing|probably]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|never]] [[Chris and art|happen]], but it does give an interesting insight on how even after claiming to have given them up a long time ago, it appears he still retains interest in them. Despite being made for and aimed at small girls, [[List of Chris's lies|big]] [[List of toys|surprise]].

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction_of_EX_relationship_status|Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's 3DS in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Wristwatch-SwissWatch]] video.

Chris also has a My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic play list on his YouTube account that includes all the episodes. confirming once and for all his love for a [[transformers|children's]] [[Ghostbusters|show]].<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F]</ref>

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==In the comics==
[[File:Ponywed.jpg|thumb|Show this to any father with a young daughter and he'd probably think she made it.]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|Sonichu Special 2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

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==Gallery==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Semen|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchamest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]],'' though part of the name may come from Squall Leonhart of Final Fantasy 8.
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. [[Chris and Sex|Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since]].
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]] at [[Wikipedia]]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]

Talk:Yu-Gi-Oh!

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HitIar: /* sonichu medallion. */ new section

==Cards==
Will continue to add cards from Gallery and remove Gallery if no one objects. --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 11:14, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

*Done. --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 10:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Excellent work, I would never have thought of transcribing the cards.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:48, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, need to wikify the card text transcriptions. In addition, aren't the "stars" suppose to be "Level"? I only dabbled in Yu-Gi-Oh as a teen, so I don't quite recall. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
*IIRC, yeah, the stars mean the level of the creature/trap card/etc. Higher the star level, stronger the card. Ahh, the wonders of using the anime as a guide --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:15, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
**Actually, it's their cost. 4 and under you can just play without any sacrifices, 5-6 needs you to give up another Monster to play it, 7 and up needs 2. It's not necessarily strength; Atlantean Pikeman is level 2, and it's stronger than the level 5 Shapesnatch. --[[User:Sum Feller|Sum Feller]] 8:40, 20 June 2011 (UTC)

*Fixed. I've never played Yu-Gi-Oh! or even seen the show, so I don't really know anything about them. Let me know if I screwed anything else up.--[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 04:11, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Dark Magical Chris==

Fuck, I know why he drew himself as a female monster. There was this episode early on in the series where a villain trapped most of the characters in their favorite playing cards. Whenever their favorite card got played, they'd physically be their favorite monster. It doesn't surprise me that DMG is Chrissy's favorite. If anything it's the funniest joke Chris ever made at his own expense. But that's no reason to not put this in the Homosexual page right under "Evidence that Chris is gay".--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:43, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Official Sonichu Yu-Gi-Oh==

There has been a recently announced competition from Yu-Gi-Oh,the Duel To Rule sweepstakes.All minor users(you know who you are) should enter themselves and spread the word.If a troll wins,even if they just have to buy a starter deck or some shit to compete in the tournament,they could make a Sonichu card which would be the perfect torture,seeing as how Sonichu was made famous by someone else.If someone does win,remember to name it "Trollnchu" or some shit like that to avoid copyright infringement.They also get 1000$ and some cards out of it,so it's certainly worth a look. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 00:49, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== Heart of da cards ==
Has Chris ever suggested that he believes in the Heart of the Cards, like Yugi does? --[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 23:19, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not sure if he truly believes it, but he has mentioned it when referring to how he met Megan in the comic. He says something about "turning to the Heart of the Cards to find the best woman", or something like that. It seemed almost as if he thought "the heart of the cards" had guided him to Megan (though that's just my interpretation of his words, I can't be sure). On the other hand, due to the fact that he believes things in the cartoon world effect the real world, he may believe it on some level. I can't be certain though, and I don't really think there's any super-solid proof, but it's an interesting thing to consider. --[[User:Chupacabra|Chupacabra]] 01:29, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

== I'd really like to... ==

...Get Chris' decklist for massive lulz. I assume he ran a Level deck, due to the "I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!" thing. But i assume no one has it, which is sad. --[[User:Reimu H|Reimu H]] 15:12, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

== sonichu medallion. ==

Is it possible chris copyed the medallion idea from yu-gi-oh?
yugi has a medallion around his neck wich plays a big part in the show and if I remember correctly the medallion also had an ancient egyption prophecy, just like how chris's medallion has an anchuent cherokian prophecy.

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{{ #switch: {{{1}}}
|10=
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child?
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?
|11=
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
|12=
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]]?
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?
|13=
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]?
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*...that the American government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass?
*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
|14=
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"?
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
|15=
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers [[Burger King]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]] committed suicide?
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
|16=
*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?
*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because [[fail|he didn't get one]]?
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|convicted in court twice]]?
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?
*...that Chris [[Chris_and_rape#Chris as a rapist|would probably rape a woman]] if he wasn't so [[obesity|fat]] and lazy?
|17=
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?
*...that Chris is stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
|18=
*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dream]]s?
*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
|19=
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?
|20=
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]?
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?]]
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*...that Chris's [[fail]] is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl?]]
|21=
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]?
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] kept four [[Rosechu]]s imprisoned in his basement?
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|over one billion fans]]?
*...that Chris wanted "Dont Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?
*...that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?
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Kacey Call 14

2011-08-27T20:14:07Z

HitIar: one video down!

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

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*[[Chris]] instantly starts rambling about stress and phone calls and doctors. Hard to make out anything he's saying.
*Kim had to explain what a metabolism was to Chris. [[Kacey]] is snarky about Chris not knowing what it meant, and said that he's not ready for the information because it's too high level for him.
*Kacey is explaining what different words mean, like sodium and calcium. Chris seems generally interested in learning more about this.
*Chris claims that because he is on cholesterol medication, that means that he has good cholesterol.
*Kacey says that she needs to start a diet, so Chris does too.
*Chris drove around his neighborhood to see how big it was, due to this he claims that he walked almost two miles. Chris doesn't know what jogging is.
*Kacey talks to Chris for a long time about oatmeal and how it's not healthy due to sugar.
*Chris: "We only have a total of four cars."
*Chris's [[mom]] refuses to sell her car, despite the fact that she doesn't even drive it anymore, and they only use Chris's [[car]] or his [[dad]]'s car. He adds that she's been hoarding since she quit her job.
*Kacey asks Chris if he's ever thought about giving up soda. "I can't go cold turkey on it" -Chris
*Chris is talking about Red Skelton.
*Chris was looking to buy some work out DVDs or a treadmill so he too can join the thousands of rednecks who don't use the treadmill in their house.
*Chris is thinking about buying Carmen Electra's workout striptease DVD.
*Chris is thinking about buying a guitar but he said he'd have to save money for it. Kim suggested it.
*Chris mentioned that he's working on his own [[audiobooks]].
*Kacey nags Chris to scan in his recent [[video game]] receipts and pictures of his [[PSN]] account to prove he's not buying any more [[games]].

==Part 1==

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 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, it's Kacey, what's up?
 '''Chris:''' [''voice instantly becomes much higher pitched''] Hi, Kace! You got out- You got out- You got home early?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I did. Actually I did we were really slow, so I got to get out early.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, just a little tired I kinda rushed through my ending (?) work.
 '''Chris:''' Aw. Okay. Well I'm okay, I had- I had a better days, you know. Little bit- little bit more peaceful, uh, I uh, skimmed through my email, but it's not like I really checked my email, um…
 '''Kacey:''' Mmhm?
 '''Chris:''' [''talking really quickly and stuttering''] I mean- I mean, you know I kinda asked you and Kim- if you know- concerned about like, you know- concerned about- concerned about, you know… Uh, like you know I blanked out and was really distant, you know- like you know- It was- It was just normal stress. But, you know I- I replied and uh, told her to know that my appreciation for her concern but it, you know, was just normal stress and it stress just me to blank out and all that. Yeah, I'm going to talk my doc- I'm going to talk to my doctor about uh… You know my stress and uh, all that you know, all that she between you, me, she, we three talked about it.
 '''Kacey:''' [''probably understood very little''] Okay.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, actually I also uh just remember uh… Kim told me a little bit about- th- about the metabolism and uh, what that was. And, uh, you know, she just I talked you know maybe you could inform me more about it?
 '''Kacey:''' You- You didn't know what a metabolism was?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, not really until I said but then she described it in a nutshell as like uh, the uh, speed o- the speed of digestion.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, I mean I guess that's good for layman's tremens, yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Mmkay. What else do you know about it?
 '''Kacey:''' [''slightly over Chris's question''] It's an extremely complicated process that goes down to the cellular level and I'm not sure you're ready for that.
 '''Chris:''' It's okay. So… Tell me more about it.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, okay, just what you need to know is metabolism is basically just what she told you. It's how fast your body takes in things, like glucose and fats and all sorts of chemicals and uses them up or stores them. If you have a fast metabolism you're going to use it al- a lot closer- or a lot sooner, sorry.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean I bet you don't even know what glucose is.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, glucose is a type of fat.
 '''Kacey:''' No, uh glucose is what sugar breaks down into.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose tissue is fat.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, what kind of tissue is fat?
 '''Kacey:''' Adipose.
 '''Chris:''' Adipose?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes. Adipose. It- It means fat.
 '''Chris:''' Huh… [''Kacey talks over him''] Adipose is fat.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you know like, break down, like, sodium. Uh, do you know what sodium is?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, sodium's like salt.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, at least you know what that is.
 '''Chris:''' [''weakly''] Mmkay.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, cause things like calcium and potassium and sodium are extremely important to how your cells work.
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Cap- Calcium and potassium and sodium. Yeah, I've heard that uh, yeah, one needs to have a good little bit of potassium and fortunately there is potassium in bananas and peanuts.
 '''Kacey:''' Right, but you don't want too much of neither sodium or, um potassium, because then your homeostasis will be put off. Do you know what homeostasis is?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, yeah that's a new one on me. [''pronouncing it incorrectly''] Homeostasius.
 '''Kacey:''' Homeostasis. It means the balance your body is in for th- to be working at optimal levels.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. The balance for my body to be working at optimal levels. Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, like I said it's huge 'cause then you have to get into positive feedback and negative feedback, you have to get into sol- uh, cellular levels and it's just… It- it- it's a lot.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It does sound like a lot. [''there is a long pause''] So please continue.
 '''Kacey:''' Uhh, well what do you want to know about? ask some questions, cause I don't know what wa- wo- would be too deep. I mean what do you want to know about metabolism?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... okay well yeah, I understand that th- sleep slows metabolism and that uh, it's a bad idea to eat before you go to asleep. Because uh, then it just, th- then the sweetness sw- the uh, digestion get slows down and then that's uh, one way the body and one wa- and one wa- one way that fat builds up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well technically um, you actually burn a lot of calories when you're sleeping. But yeah if you eat just before then umm, basically it depends on when you're eating. um, Because that's going to get your metabolism, no you probably shouldn't when you're not active. But the thing is that's also for people who usually eat only three times a day, if you eat five to six little meals and two snacks today you're pretty much ok. Because then your body's constantly eating- like if you only eat once a day which is really bad, your body goes into starvation mode even though your not starving yourself and it holds onto everything it can, especially fat.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, mmkay. yeah, well fortunately I like uhh, I eat- som- yeah, I like eat two or three meals in a day. [''pause''] Or uhh, like you know maybe, or like, you know maybe two uhh, or maybe two and uh, a small one or yeah like maybe a- maybe one [[McDonald's|big meal]] and two little ones, something like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it also depends on the portions you eat, like if you were eating multiple portions and a meal, you're not helping yourself at all, you're actually hurting your metabolism.
 '''Chris:''' yeah, I mostly eat- I mostly eat a single portion.
 '''Kacey:''' well, I think we already discussed that you don't really know what portion sizes are. Like okay,okay like, umm, a, [thinks] what do you usually get when you go to McDonalds? or BurgerKing? anywhere, what sandwich do you usually get?
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well lately I've been ahh, lately I've been eating ahh, the ahh, "size sar" [''salad?''] when I been going to McDonalds or BurgerKing.
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Okay, woah woah okay, you use to get grilled chicken sandwiches right?
 '''Chris:''' Um, yeah I did get a grilled chicken sandwich ['''Kacey:''' okay.] or sometimes, or some- or sometimes I'll have like a double cheese burger.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay well lets go though the double cheese burger, how many servings of bread and meat do you think that is?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm... [thinks] yeah, it would be stupid of me to say, one of each right? [chuckles]
 '''Kacey:''' [humorous tone] It would be ''amazingly'' stupid.
 '''Chris:''' yeah, I dunno maybe probably like, I dunno like, two or three?
 '''Kacey:''' well yeah, it's like two and a half for bread and if you have, let's say each patty is... we'll go ahead and say nine ounces each that is, ['''chris:''' is that how much?] that's almost six servings of meat right there.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, six servings are nine ounces?
 '''Kacey:''' Well, cuase it's anywhere from three to four ounces. So think about that, you're eating all the meat you should eat, in one burger.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Okay.
 '''Kacey:''' And it's not even lean.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' I know it's scary right?
 '''Chris:''' No! no, it n- it's not scary, just surprising.
 '''Kacey:''' [''typing''] Well I mean, you can go to your doctor and get tests for your metabolism to see where it is.
 '''Chris:''' [''stutters as he lies''] Yeah I, yeah I'll, yeah, I think its okay but yeah I'll check with my doctor next time, sure they can- I'm sure that's, that's, that's in the woodwork [''pronounced "budwork"'']. [''long pause''] Well at least my cholesterol is ok.
 '''Kacey:''' [''luaghs''] well how do i know that? your on cholesterol um, medicine! I mean that's not good! that's not good at all! that means it not ok! [''chuckles''] cause even if it is helping out with your Homeostasis, that means you can't do it on your own.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah well, yeah, like I said before-
 '''Kacey:''' I- I mean it's my opinion that your metabolism is probably pretty bad right now, I mean mine is too! So I mean you should probably get it looked into.
 '''Chris:''' yeah okay. yeah, after talking about it right now yeah, I'll definitely get my metabolism checked out. [''long pause''] yeah I'll, yeah I'll talk to my doctor after I see him in November.
 '''Kacey:''' Well you should probably get that done now, I mean this is important you shouldn't wait till November.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' Like me, in about a week, I'm getting all these test done you know, so I can see what I can improve my metabolism right, and I'm going on a diet plan and everything.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah well you see the thing is you know, um, my family has imformed me like you know, if I schedule an appointment with my doctor it has to be like you know, ahh, I dunno, like an aliment or something because you know, our insur- our insurance.
 '''Kacey:''' [''loudly interrupts''] Chris this is an aliment! this is extremely an aliment! obesity is counted as a disease! I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, or I don't like fat people or anything, but this is important! Don't you care about your health? and plus you're on Medicaid!
 '''Chris:''' Um yeah, yeah okay, well, yeah, well I'll check with my family about that, and uhh, I'll see if I cant get an appointment to get my metabolism checked out.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, do you really need your family to tell you if it's okay for you to care about your body?
 '''Chris:''' [''slightly angry tone''] Uhh, no I do not need my family to tell me if its ok to worry about my body or not. But I uhh, I just have to make sure that like, you know, insurance would cover an metabolism check up.
 '''Kacey:''' Well your family's not going to Know that, your going to have to call the insurance company or your going to have to call the doctor, and even if you don't get your metabolism checked, its a good idea to go to your doctor and have an appointment and say "look, I really think I'm unhealthy, I want to get healthy again" and you should do that first. Because he's going to tell you wether he wants to check your metabolism or not, you may not even have to,['''Chris:''' Hmm.] your doctor would probably be thrilled.
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humoring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe-
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I-
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now?
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least I'm exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, its not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked-
 '''Kacey:''' cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' [''almost humouring tone''] M'kay yeah, [''pause''] yeah sounds good [''pause''] yeah well I get- yeah, I get uhh, I wanna get healthy yeah, uhmm hmm, what do you mean whe- 
 '''Kacey:''' [''interrupts''] Well you need to be serious about this and vigilant.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I- 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean how healthy do you think you are right now? 
 '''Chris:''' How well do I think I am right now? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, how healthy do you think you are tight now? 
 '''Chris:''' oh, how ''healthy'' do I think I am right now? umm, yeah I can't really say for certain, but I mean I feel okay. Uhh, but at least Im exercising more and uh, I think my, I think my belly went in alittle bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, its not going to happen that quickly um, unless you're killing yourself, but anyway, or taking steroids, but umm, so did you exercise today? how long did you jog? 
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah I power walked- 
 '''Kacey:''' Cause you said you were going to jog more right?
 '''Chris:''' yeah Im getting into the, im getting to the jogging I just havent gotten to the uhh, I walked, I walked, I uhh, I walked my almost two miles, around the neighborhood Im not sure, its almost, its about two miles, the route I take you know, around my neighborhood. Including my heartbeat- 
 '''Kacey:''' Well how do you know its two miles? ['''chris:''' Yeah I previously-][''interrupts''] did you have a- uhm? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I previously measured it with my car.
 '''Kacey:''' I dont know how you would measure with your car. Maybe you should get uh, one of those step monitors, that would help, most phones actually have them on there, umm or they have speed watches.
 '''Chris:''' Uhh, yeah, my phone is a motorola W315 so Im pretty, and plus, aside- and plus, I dont see it on there, so Im pretty sure its not on there.
 '''Kacey:''' Well it'll be an application or something, alot of phones do. But either way you gotta start jogging, walkings not going to help you, I told you, you know, it's NOT going to help you at all, and if you cant even jog, then you're seriously out of shape.
 '''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hmm, yeah, well I mean I could jog if I knew the running speed that jogging- if I knew the appropriate speed that ''is'', I mean I know its somewhere between walking and running.
 '''Kacey:''' No its, you have to get your heart rate up, you have to go online. The are calculators that you can use that will check what your heart rate needs to be for your weight and your height, and then what-

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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ick4la17xde9m59 mp3 of phonecall]

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Kacey Call 14

2011-08-27T13:30:46Z

HitIar: /* Part 1 */

Trolls

2011-08-27T12:42:54Z

HitIar: /* The Jew in the Pickle Suit */

{{quote|they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|[[Chris]] on trolls<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].}}[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]
[[Image:Ff7troll.png|thumb|300px|Now for the [[Hex Box]].]]

'''Trolls''' (numbered about six billion strong) are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.

==Pre-ED==
It is notable that Chris was bullied IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==

===Asperpedia Four===
Includes Alec Benson Leary (the creator of ''[[Asperchu]]''), [[Evan]] (the creator of ''Simonchu'', and therefore [[Simonla]]), Sean August Watley (the creator of ''Moon-Pals''), and Mao (the creator of the Asperpedia, which brought them all together).

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]

=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, and was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity.]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]], who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a thirteen-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left).]]

=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In|"Bob Walks In"]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of bullies. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of bullies. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

=== [[Jimmy Hill]] ===
Jimmy Hill (full name James William Thomas Hill, OBE) is the true original creator of Sonichu, the first openly gay cartoon character that became very popular in Europe back in 2009, he has since retired as a billionaire.

=== [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ===
The original creator of the [[ED]] page.

=== [[Man in the Pickle Suit|The Jew in the Pickle Suit]] ===
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]

=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
A troll from [[ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde]].

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] ===
Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本茂) is the creator of some of Nintendo's most legendary video game franchises such as Mario, Zelda, and Star Fox. Who in 2009 took time out of his busy schedule to troll chris by pretending to be interested in his [[sonichu|yellow sonic abortion]].

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===
An enigmatic troll who managed to invoke Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with [[The Wallflower]]. Recently, he has been involved in the destruction of Chris' beloved [[PS3]].

[[image:TH.PNG|thumb|80px|left|Thorg]]

=== [[Thorg]] ===
A troll responsible for creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] in 2009 and exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in 2011. A major part of Chris's 2011 [[Calling Out|blackmail campaign]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].
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==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction.]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]
Aside from the several notable figures above, the '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
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== Motivations ==

===Chris's perspective===
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else.

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll, but then [[Jack|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to admit that he is, indeed, a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'', and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan Trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who frequented The GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. When speaking with Ivy, Bob described Megan with words like "cruel" and "German". Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.

It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos, God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appearing on their lawn, Chris having [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, Chris once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

==See also==
* [[4-cent garbage.com]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[PVCC (Message Board)|PVCC]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[White knight]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Trolls

2011-08-27T12:05:37Z

HitIar: /* Shigeru Miyamoto */

{{quote|they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|[[Chris]] on trolls<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].}}[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]
[[Image:Ff7troll.png|thumb|300px|Now for the [[Hex Box]].]]

'''Trolls''' (numbered about six billion strong) are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.

==Pre-ED==
It is notable that Chris was bullied IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==

===Asperpedia Four===
Includes Alec Benson Leary (the creator of ''[[Asperchu]]''), [[Evan]] (the creator of ''Simonchu'', and therefore [[Simonla]]), Sean August Watley (the creator of ''Moon-Pals''), and Mao (the creator of the Asperpedia, which brought them all together).

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]

=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, and was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity.]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]], who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a thirteen-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left).]]

=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In|"Bob Walks In"]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of bullies. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of bullies. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

=== [[Jimmy Hill]] ===
Jimmy Hill (full name James William Thomas Hill, OBE) is the true original creator of Sonichu, the first openly gay cartoon character that became very popular in Europe back in 2009, he has since retired as a billionaire.

=== [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ===
The original creator of the [[ED]] page.

=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]

=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
A troll from [[ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde]].

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] ===
Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本茂) is the creator of some of Nintendo's most legendary video game franchises such as Mario, Zelda, and Star Fox. Who in 2009 took time out of his busy schedule to troll chris by pretending to be interested in his [[sonichu|yellow sonic abortion]].

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===
An enigmatic troll who managed to invoke Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with [[The Wallflower]]. Recently, he has been involved in the destruction of Chris' beloved [[PS3]].

[[image:TH.PNG|thumb|80px|left|Thorg]]

=== [[Thorg]] ===
A troll responsible for creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] in 2009 and exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in 2011. A major part of Chris's 2011 [[Calling Out|blackmail campaign]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].
{{clear}}

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction.]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]
Aside from the several notable figures above, the '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
{{clear}}

== Motivations ==

===Chris's perspective===
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else.

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll, but then [[Jack|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to admit that he is, indeed, a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'', and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan Trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who frequented The GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. When speaking with Ivy, Bob described Megan with words like "cruel" and "German". Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.

It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos, God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appearing on their lawn, Chris having [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, Chris once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

==See also==
* [[4-cent garbage.com]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[PVCC (Message Board)|PVCC]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[White knight]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Trolls

2011-08-27T11:54:39Z

HitIar: /* Jimmy Hill */

{{quote|they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|[[Chris]] on trolls<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].}}[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]
[[Image:Ff7troll.png|thumb|300px|Now for the [[Hex Box]].]]

'''Trolls''' (numbered about six billion strong) are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.

==Pre-ED==
It is notable that Chris was bullied IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==

===Asperpedia Four===
Includes Alec Benson Leary (the creator of ''[[Asperchu]]''), [[Evan]] (the creator of ''Simonchu'', and therefore [[Simonla]]), Sean August Watley (the creator of ''Moon-Pals''), and Mao (the creator of the Asperpedia, which brought them all together).

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]

=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, and was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity.]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]], who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a thirteen-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left).]]

=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In|"Bob Walks In"]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of bullies. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of bullies. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

=== [[Jimmy Hill]] ===
Jimmy Hill (full name James William Thomas Hill, OBE) is the true original creator of Sonichu, the first openly gay cartoon character that became very popular in Europe back in 2009, he has since retired as a billionaire.

=== [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ===
The original creator of the [[ED]] page.

=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]

=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
A troll from [[ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde]].

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] ===
{{stub}}

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===
An enigmatic troll who managed to invoke Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with [[The Wallflower]]. Recently, he has been involved in the destruction of Chris' beloved [[PS3]].

[[image:TH.PNG|thumb|80px|left|Thorg]]

=== [[Thorg]] ===
A troll responsible for creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] in 2009 and exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in 2011. A major part of Chris's 2011 [[Calling Out|blackmail campaign]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].
{{clear}}

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction.]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]
Aside from the several notable figures above, the '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
{{clear}}

== Motivations ==

===Chris's perspective===
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else.

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll, but then [[Jack|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to admit that he is, indeed, a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'', and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan Trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who frequented The GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. When speaking with Ivy, Bob described Megan with words like "cruel" and "German". Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.

It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos, God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appearing on their lawn, Chris having [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, Chris once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

==See also==
* [[4-cent garbage.com]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[PVCC (Message Board)|PVCC]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[White knight]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Kacey Call 14

2011-08-25T20:42:00Z

HitIar: /* Part 1 */

Kacey Call 14

2011-08-25T20:39:36Z

HitIar:

User talk:HitIar

2011-08-25T19:19:44Z

HitIar: /* RE: Your work vanishing */

User talk:Trombonista

2011-08-25T18:24:32Z

HitIar: /* oh you bastard. */

You can talk to me here, or at [http://la-trombonista.livejournal.com/ la_trombonista] on LJ.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]]

Thanks for the welcome, man. 8) - [[User:ABoredGameDev|ABoredGameDev]] 13:21, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Hey did I ever thank you for doing all that work in the IRC chats? ==

Because that was really awesome of you! Thanks a bunch!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:35, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== Oi, you ===

How come I never got a welcome pack? :( I'm disappointed --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:42, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*You joined CWCki before I did.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:45, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Oh, right. Ok, can I get a retrospective one? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:46, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Thanks Trombonista :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:18, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris' -> Chris's ==

Hey mate, I saw the changes you made to Chris and Remorse (turning Chris' into Chris's) and I was about to fly into a tard rage and change it back, but I figured I should try and find a source before I did. Turns out you are right about how it should be; specifically, to the best of my now current understanding, if Chris's CWCipedia ever shows an article where Chris claims to speak for all Chrisses, and these collective Chrisses' voices say they don't want him to speak for them, then that is how it should be written.

My head hurts now. You have rocked me to my ''core'', good lady. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:47, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Also, Mumble 6 ==

Thanks for fixing up Falsion's name in Mumble 6. I have no idea who these people are so I'm only basing my transcription on what I can hear. Names are something I'm struggling with- in fact, the first part of this whole damnable thing needs a re-listen to so I can name the trolls. Thanks for your help! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:47, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Busy aren't we? ==

Where do you find the time to categorize both CWCki fanart and Asperpedia comics? More importantly, what would compel you to take on such an insanely huge task? Just curious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]]
:I just felt like it.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 03:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== The Welcome Message ==

>Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion

I lol'd. --[[User:Saul Goodman|Saul Goodman]] 05:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's nice, but I didn't make the template.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for the welcome! --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 05:59, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*You're welcome.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Whereabouts in the North Burbs? I live near the Addison Blue Line stop. --[[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 04:40, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Highland Park.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 05:11, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**That is p close! Do you know anyone else on here nearby? We should have a meetup for Long Island iced teas. --[[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 02:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Re:GJ ==

No prob! And thanks for undoing his edits. The guy needs a new hobby, seriously. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 22:38, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks for the welcome and the template ==

Wow, you did this back in May, but I just got around to seeing it now...sorry!
Thanks for the welcome and the Americunt template! Haha! I'm gonna work on trying to make my user page more "spiffy".{{Unsigned|Coqui}}

== Happy Rosh Hashanah! ==

[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:20, 9 September 2010 (PDT)

== Thanks! ==

For the welcome message, specifically. In exchange, a thanks section on your talk page for everyone to piggyback off of.--[[User:Absent|Absent]] 19:56, 3 November 2010 (PDT)

== Thank you, Trombonista! ==

Thanks for the warm welcome! I look forward to working with you and the rest of the cwcki community!{{Unsigned|Darkhorse816}}

== Sightings ==

*I know this, however, the article was made for a reason. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:57, 22 December 2010 (PST)CFA
**I know; you made it for attention, right?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 13:06, 23 December 2010 (PST)

==Site unseen==
'''McAfee found a virus the moment I opened your site in a new tab. Now I'm never reading your shit.''' 
I apologize. Do you have an e-mail address? I would be happy to send you a free issue. --[[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 03:37, 18 January 2011 (PST)
*I have three points for you:
1. No, I won't give you my e-mail address. How do I know you won't send a trojan with the free issue?
2. You should reply to such messages on your ''own'' talk page. Quoting comments and replying on other people's talk pages only makes you look even more like an attention whore.
3. Don't delete talk page messages. I brought your comment back partly for this reason (the other reasons where so I could reply and so others could see what a dumbass you are).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:48, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Kacey Calls ==
Thanks for your help fixing my grammar and spelling errors. I didn't notice any of them, was too distracted by the horrible shit I was hearing. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 19:06, 3 March 2011 (PST)

Same here... you must have the patience of a saint. I'm being driven made with my paltry 1:30 of audio. oh btw... how do those user boxes work? that looks pretty cool! Laterz[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 20:03, 3 March 2011 (PST)

== Thoughts on comic categories ==

I appreciate the effort you went into categorizing the uploaded comic pages, but wouldn't it make more sense to have a category for the comic proper, as opposed to just art? Obviously the comic proper would be a sub category of Art from said comic. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:40, 4 March 2011 (PST)

== Kacey Call 8 ==

While I'm grateful for any help I can get, and I'm aware that vegetable is spelled with an "e", many of the spelling errors that are in this transcription are purely because of the way words are said... just like I wrote "Cuz" instead of Cause or Because... Chris literally says "VegItable". I guess I can spell words the way they are suppose to be spelled, but then it wouldn't show Chris's inability to pronounce words correctly. Again, I am extremely grateful for the help none-the-less. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:16, 4 March 2011 (PST)

== oh you bastard. ==

I know you didnt mean it but, I just spent a good two hours transcripting and when I pressed save it told me that a change had occurred and it deleted all my work...

I hate you so much right now...
oh and apparently im the 1,000th person to access this page.
woo-hoo.-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 11:24, 25 August 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Trombonista

2011-08-25T18:10:57Z

HitIar: /* oh you bastard. */

You can talk to me here, or at [http://la-trombonista.livejournal.com/ la_trombonista] on LJ.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]]

Thanks for the welcome, man. 8) - [[User:ABoredGameDev|ABoredGameDev]] 13:21, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Hey did I ever thank you for doing all that work in the IRC chats? ==

Because that was really awesome of you! Thanks a bunch!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:35, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== Oi, you ===

How come I never got a welcome pack? :( I'm disappointed --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:42, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*You joined CWCki before I did.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:45, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Oh, right. Ok, can I get a retrospective one? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:46, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Thanks Trombonista :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:18, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris' -> Chris's ==

Hey mate, I saw the changes you made to Chris and Remorse (turning Chris' into Chris's) and I was about to fly into a tard rage and change it back, but I figured I should try and find a source before I did. Turns out you are right about how it should be; specifically, to the best of my now current understanding, if Chris's CWCipedia ever shows an article where Chris claims to speak for all Chrisses, and these collective Chrisses' voices say they don't want him to speak for them, then that is how it should be written.

My head hurts now. You have rocked me to my ''core'', good lady. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:47, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Also, Mumble 6 ==

Thanks for fixing up Falsion's name in Mumble 6. I have no idea who these people are so I'm only basing my transcription on what I can hear. Names are something I'm struggling with- in fact, the first part of this whole damnable thing needs a re-listen to so I can name the trolls. Thanks for your help! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:47, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Busy aren't we? ==

Where do you find the time to categorize both CWCki fanart and Asperpedia comics? More importantly, what would compel you to take on such an insanely huge task? Just curious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]]
:I just felt like it.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 03:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== The Welcome Message ==

>Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion

I lol'd. --[[User:Saul Goodman|Saul Goodman]] 05:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's nice, but I didn't make the template.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for the welcome! --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 05:59, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*You're welcome.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Whereabouts in the North Burbs? I live near the Addison Blue Line stop. --[[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 04:40, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Highland Park.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 05:11, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**That is p close! Do you know anyone else on here nearby? We should have a meetup for Long Island iced teas. --[[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 02:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Re:GJ ==

No prob! And thanks for undoing his edits. The guy needs a new hobby, seriously. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 22:38, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks for the welcome and the template ==

Wow, you did this back in May, but I just got around to seeing it now...sorry!
Thanks for the welcome and the Americunt template! Haha! I'm gonna work on trying to make my user page more "spiffy".{{Unsigned|Coqui}}

== Happy Rosh Hashanah! ==

[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:20, 9 September 2010 (PDT)

== Thanks! ==

For the welcome message, specifically. In exchange, a thanks section on your talk page for everyone to piggyback off of.--[[User:Absent|Absent]] 19:56, 3 November 2010 (PDT)

== Thank you, Trombonista! ==

Thanks for the warm welcome! I look forward to working with you and the rest of the cwcki community!{{Unsigned|Darkhorse816}}

== Sightings ==

*I know this, however, the article was made for a reason. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:57, 22 December 2010 (PST)CFA
**I know; you made it for attention, right?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 13:06, 23 December 2010 (PST)

==Site unseen==
'''McAfee found a virus the moment I opened your site in a new tab. Now I'm never reading your shit.''' 
I apologize. Do you have an e-mail address? I would be happy to send you a free issue. --[[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 03:37, 18 January 2011 (PST)
*I have three points for you:
1. No, I won't give you my e-mail address. How do I know you won't send a trojan with the free issue?
2. You should reply to such messages on your ''own'' talk page. Quoting comments and replying on other people's talk pages only makes you look even more like an attention whore.
3. Don't delete talk page messages. I brought your comment back partly for this reason (the other reasons where so I could reply and so others could see what a dumbass you are).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:48, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Kacey Calls ==
Thanks for your help fixing my grammar and spelling errors. I didn't notice any of them, was too distracted by the horrible shit I was hearing. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 19:06, 3 March 2011 (PST)

Same here... you must have the patience of a saint. I'm being driven made with my paltry 1:30 of audio. oh btw... how do those user boxes work? that looks pretty cool! Laterz[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 20:03, 3 March 2011 (PST)

== Thoughts on comic categories ==

I appreciate the effort you went into categorizing the uploaded comic pages, but wouldn't it make more sense to have a category for the comic proper, as opposed to just art? Obviously the comic proper would be a sub category of Art from said comic. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:40, 4 March 2011 (PST)

== Kacey Call 8 ==

While I'm grateful for any help I can get, and I'm aware that vegetable is spelled with an "e", many of the spelling errors that are in this transcription are purely because of the way words are said... just like I wrote "Cuz" instead of Cause or Because... Chris literally says "VegItable". I guess I can spell words the way they are suppose to be spelled, but then it wouldn't show Chris's inability to pronounce words correctly. Again, I am extremely grateful for the help none-the-less. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:16, 4 March 2011 (PST)

== oh you bastard. ==

I know you didnt mean it but, I just spent a good two hours transcripting and when I pressed save it told me that a change had occurred and it deleted all my work...

I hate you so much right now...[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 11:10, 25 August 2011 (PDT)