https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Hk1986CWCki - User contributions [en]2026-04-27T20:02:39ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=New_Address&diff=116530New Address2010-09-28T16:47:21Z<p>Hk1986: </p>
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<div>'''New Address''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 27 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris addresses [[Lars]] to tell him that he has lost [[Jackie]], who has recently become Chris's [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. He then proceeds to boast about how he will satisfy Jackie's every desire, in an effort to make Lars jealous. The video concludes with Chris warning Lars that if he tries to mess with Jackie, [[Death threats|he will have to deal with Chris]].<br />
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This is the third video in as many days where Chris has worn the same shirt, [[Chris and hypocrisy|despite his previous video being sponsored by a brand of soap]]. The video is also a fine example of Chris's "smug voice", in which Chris attempts to lower his voice, stretching out certain vowels in the process.<br />
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Chris is definitely [[naive|acting like a little kid]] here, boasting that [[Kacey|he's stolen away someone else's girlfriend]] as if he's proud of it. If Chris keeps this up, he will almost certainly find himself in a (potentially IRL) game of [[Kick the Autistic]].<br />
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==Description==<br />
{{quotebox|Dude, I will throw you and knock you out as swiftly and easily as I threw that JetSki. Yeah!!!}}<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = New Address<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9_BK1fr7BmU}}<br />
| stardate = 27 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}<br />
| style = {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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Hello, Lars. I got your email, and I gotta tell you, you're a dang loser for hiding behind a picture of a [[Niggo|black man]]. A dang photograph. Anyway, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|it's over! It's over!]] [[Megan#Epilogue|You've lost!]] You're history! You're kaput! You could've-you had your chance with [[Jackie]] but you gonna- YOU LOST, BUDDY, YOU LOST! You just kept concentrating on [[ModNation Racers|your daaaayng boats]] all day and all night, ignoring '''HER''' needs, and her desires.<br />
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''(Chris licks his lips)'' Now she's with a real man. [[Chris and sex|I will satisfy her needs, and her desires]]. And if you ever wanna be happy with yourself, you [[Chris and hypocrisy|GROW UP]]! You grow up! And you stop [[Chris and his Ego|thinkin' about yourself]], YEEEEAAAAH! ''(Raises his arms in the air)'' You grow up, stop thinkin about yourself, YEAAH! ''(Throws the miniature toy boat he's holding. It hits the ceiling and lands on the floor behind him. Chris flinches and [[duck]]s to avoid his own projectile)''<br />
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You mess with me and her, you're gonna deal with me definitely. Down to the last sweat, or breath.<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Hk1986