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<p>Holdek: /* Poop DMs */ Copyedit</p> <hr /> <div>{{SonichuPossession}}<br /> <br /> This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[January 2021]].<br /> <br /> Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.<br /> <br /> ==Shadow is alive==<br /> 1 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to Chris's [[December 2020 social media posts#Vital Lesson|Vital Lesson]] tweet.''<br /> <br /> Bryanna (@BryannaGaga)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Do I get to meet [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Shadow the Hedgehog|shadow the hedgehog]] or not}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|You will; he is alive.}}<br /> <br /> ==Stay safe==<br /> 1 January<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Buildings are collapsing out there. I think I see a blue blur! Damn it! A golden thing is on the horizon. It is like a golden temple. My camera can't zoom in as much as my eyes can. Damn it! We are not 1218 or c-197! Why me?? Why us??!}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Stay safe; we’re working on things here; the it is still 1218 and C-197 merging, but there are still bad forces looking to harm in crossing over. Your prayers have been heard and will be answered.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional Merge==<br /> 1 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris replies to [[December 2020 social media posts#Vital Lesson|his previous Dimensional Merge tweet]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|The terminology you all have here: Dimensions, Universes, Multiverse, and your various perceptions and definitions of them can be very confusing, but sortable. Dimension divides separates each Universe within the respective Multiverse sets, so each universe is also considered a dimension, but a part of its collective sum of universes that make up the greater Dimension size. The process of the complete merge has been like a zipper as each respective pairs of dimensionally divided universes merged together. Being near the end of the greater sequence has allowed us between our respective 1218 and C-197 and locally to study and analyze the patterns and flows of the respective merges of the combined dimension pairs before us, so that we can have better prep work be made, of which everyone has done and did as good a job as possible.<br /> <br /> My apologies for the confusion with the terminology earlier, as I had questioned the locally perceived definition differences between Dimensions and Universes. It got confusing for me for a while as well, but this mind has clarity.⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Happy 2021==<br /> 1 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Happy 2021; stay safe and well in the upcoming days ahead. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a character going into a room and closing the door with text saying &quot;Okay, 2020, it's time to go now.&quot;.'']}}<br /> <br /> Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Where my Merge at?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Right in front of you and under your own nose. Your clouded judgment densed with cynicism is preventing you from fully feeling and experiencing it for yourself. Unfortunately, that is common amongst the haters and bad individuals of this dimension.}}<br /> <br /> ==Broken Sonichu pendant==<br /> 1 January<br /> <br /> Astrelle, Anya's #1 Melfriend (@SkyAstrelle)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Jek broke the Sonichu pendant :(<br /> <br /> [''Photo of a person with an annoyed expression on their face while holding a broken [[Sonichu Medallion|medallion]]'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Use some Krazy Glue or Epoxy to reattach the piece.}}<br /> <br /> ==More Dimensional Merge==<br /> 2 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|To all peoples of this Dimension 1218: I, Sonichu Prime of Dimension C-197, have been personally continuing to feel, foresee, see, and experience the events of the Merge, now it’s Apex Event in progress. I have been keeping my experiences confidential within our allied groups, because they actually, genuinely believe the facts that I, Chris Chan, and the rest of us have been presenting to all of you, and they, along with the kind and supportive love and prayers from the good and neutral peoples of this dimension, have been more helpful than even freaking foes like IdeaGuy, BlueSpike, and even Sockness. And I knew that everything that is sent over this Twitter account is constantly on watch by the bad individuals and haters that either do not get it for themselves, are in their own respective denial, or get their rocks off by throwing slaps in our faces and turning a blind eye and ear to what is right in front of their cynical faces. You poisonous lot do not know a damn thing, because you refuse to accept the present situations and what is obvious in front of you and offline. Your senses were numbed for far too long.<br /> <br /> The completion of the merge is at hand, so I speak freely of that reasoning. Your words do not reach us. We have no doubt in what is to come. I am not an asshole; you haters are speaking for yourselves and projecting that upon us.<br /> <br /> [''GIF of an anime character slapping another anime character'']<br /> <br /> I do not care for that intolerance. Chris, I, and all of the other deities are looking after each and every one surviving individual, regardless, between these two dimensions; we apologize deeply for the losses and sacrifices that had to be made. Believe me, we get it. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> P.S.<br /> <br /> I never said it was going down completed on January First; I said “Any Moment” at the present time.<br /> <br /> [[File:January2TwitterText.jpg|320px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Big Chungus==<br /> 2 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris if {{W|Wabbit Twouble#&quot;Big Chungus&quot;|Big Chungus}} will arrive in the [[Dimensional Merge]].<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|In C-197, Bugs Bunny, himself, would ask, “What’s a Chungus, Doc?” No, that fatty exists in the alternate Meme universe.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional collapse==<br /> 2 January<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|I look terrible. I might sleep all day. I don't need to get out of this apartment. I can pay taxes and stuff. I don't need anyone or anything. All I need can be drawn. I just need to wait till the Dimensional Merge and whatever happens after. Would be hilarious if both dimensions collapsed during the merge and erased me and everyone. Jajaja<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a character taking a selfie in the mirror'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|You will not be erased. There will be no collapse. You need not feel despondent, youthful one.}}<br /> <br /> ==Zonichu comic==<br /> 2 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to Zonichu tweeting out the end of chapter seven for their Sonichu fan comic.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Okay, that really sucks. Chris Chrus was right to warn you about him.}}<br /> <br /> ==Monster Energy==<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Skippin' breakfast today. #UltraRosá<br /> <br /> [''Promotional image of Monster Energy Ultra Rosá'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Like how bathing is better than [[Axe|#AXEbodyspray]], breakfast is better than an energy drink, alone. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Unnamed Zonichu section==<br /> 5 January<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Not doing that good. I jumped into a relationship. I am dating a 10 but I still miss Magichan and Jeff too. I feel worse by the minute<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a character with an empty expression on their face'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Girl, talk with Nikki about the troubles you’ve had before meeting him. You will feel better getting that off your chest, and I am certain he will understand and offer a sympathetic and supportive ear and response. He has had his share of experiences before being summoned to you.}}<br /> <br /> ==Prayers==<br /> 5 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to an enabler requesting for Chris's help to get back to their respective dimension after they accidentally sent themself to &quot;E Space&quot;.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Your prayers have been heard and will be answered.}}<br /> <br /> ==Greg Cipes==<br /> 6 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user called Greg Cipes announcing that they're now apart of the Brony community.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Welcome to the #Brony group, Greg. I like the art; maybe your cutie mark can be the triangle with a heart inside of it; all yellow. Ooh! Balance between your body, mind and soul, with all of the love in it for the ponies and other animals. Try the Hayburger and fries. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Oh No!==<br /> 8 January<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|OH SHIT OH NO.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Stay calm as best as you can; we will help you with Nikki. It was my fault in recommending this route to you, but this was also a test for you, @zonichu. In short: this was your chance to get to know and refocus your attention on Nikki, as opposed to letting your obsessions get the better of you. This is compariable to what Chris had done in chronicling us: she deviated and focused on her physical obsessions, while partially focusing on us, Cwcville and C-197 when writing her earlier books.<br /> <br /> There is a way for you to remedy this: Draw Nikki Tame. Also, make sure you’ve made up your mind about Nikki and how they should be; don’t be uncertain; collect your thoughts and know what the behavior of your ideal partner should be and reflect them into Nikki.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dry Stone==<br /> 8 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, #Opuscon789, just read your latest chapter; how ever did you know Chris, here, had a dry stone of power like that? JK, we knew that you would have known. Fact: Chris didn’t make this stone, she literally found it on an outing of hers. Kra-Kow! ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:January8FanFicScreenshot.jpg|250px]] [[File:January8TwitterStone.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Donald Trump==<br /> 9 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet displaying a list of things relating to [[Donald Trump]] that have recently been banned.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Well, some good news, all things considered.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yet kind of an “I don’t get why”; everyone else is seeing him as “account suspended”, yet for me, it’s there, but his tweets are hidden.<br /> <br /> [[File:January9TwitterPmurt1.jpg|200px]] [[File:January9TwitterPmurt2.jpg|200px]] [[File:January9TwitterPmurt3.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Yikes==<br /> 9 January<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|I am stuck what to draw. I have a notebook but no ideas and also a comic to make but feel empty}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yikes. Just take some time off; it will come back to you shortly enough.}}<br /> <br /> ==Looks good==<br /> 9 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Simonla]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s not bad; looks good.}}<br /> <br /> 10 January<br /> <br /> mrs. kujo blm (@spinosauridae)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|isn’t she someone else’s OC though}}<br /> <br /> FunnyValintineFan1890 (@FFan1890)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Yeah but I think the OC was genderbent}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Wrong. Simonchu and Simonla are separate individuals, yet they are brother and sister.}}<br /> <br /> ==Magi-Chan==<br /> 11 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to Zonichu tweeting artwork of their OC with [[Magi-Chan]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I see you got your Magi-Chan back in your company. Yep, enjoy him while you have him, and let him go when he has to go. With you, @zonichu, the old habits die hard, I see.}}<br /> <br /> ==BulmaBunny==<br /> 12 January<br /> <br /> BulmaBunny (@BulmaBunnyGirl)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Going to stream as Tails on Friday, anyone got any suggestions ? .. I do have something in mind but would still love to hear your thoughts UwU<br /> <br /> [''GIF of [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Tails's lack of a role in the comics|Tails]] from [[Sonic Boom]] hopping on one foot while going in circles'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Did Scratch just tell Tails to hop on one foot again? LOL.}}<br /> <br /> ==Banana==<br /> 12 January<br /> <br /> Springy (@SpringyDotPng)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Who is this? Wrong answers only<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a character from Five Nights at Freddy's known as Springtrap'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Banana}}<br /> <br /> ==Music==<br /> 13 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a now deleted tweet likely related to &quot;[[So Need a Cute Girl]]&quot;.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yeah. It has a better beat than the #BackstreetBoys track that was its music, and it is a lot less cringe for these ears to listen to. twitter.com/braphoglvr23/status/1349199861523087367}}<br /> <br /> ==Simonla Rosechu==<br /> 13 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Finally drew Simonchu! Look how different he is compared to simonla. Simonchu is another one I hope @CPU_CWCSonichu will update us on. You can barely even tell one was inspired by the other 🤔<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of [[Simonla Rosechu]]'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Kinda looks like you gave him boobs and drew his genderbent universe self-counterpart.}}<br /> <br /> ==Vinyl Scratch==<br /> 13 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet asking people to say something nice about the [[My Little Pony]] character named [[Vinyl Scratch]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|She does talk, she knows a great tune and jam when she hears it, and she keeps the haters out with da beats and cello she loves. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> Vladicarus (@Vladicarus)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|As a watcher of the show, shes literally never spoken once.}}<br /> <br /> 14 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|[[Chris and reality|You haven’t been to Equestria, personally, and talked with Vinyl]]. Plus, look in “Legend of Everfree”; her human counterpart speaks with Fluttershy.}}<br /> <br /> ==Forever Physical==<br /> 14 January<br /> <br /> Limited Run Games (@LimitedRunGames)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Want to win a K.O. Edition of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game - Complete Edition? Of course you do.<br /> <br /> 1. Follow us<br /> 2. Like and retweet this<br /> 3. Reply with #ForeverPhysical<br /> <br /> Winner drawn tomorrow. GLHF!}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|#ForeverPhysical}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonic drink==<br /> 14 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @BulmaBunnyGirl and @GottaGoFastYT, I discovered something really cool yesterday at our local @sheetz, and today just realized that a few days ago, y’all uploaded the @SonicWorldDX vid with #SonicTheHedgehog and #PrincessPeach. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:January14SonicDrink1.jpg|220px]] [[File:January14SonicDrink2.jpg|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris now knows German==<br /> 14 January<br /> <br /> DrachenLord (@RainerWinkIerDO)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Um das neue Jahr richtig zu begrüsen lade ich alle Fans und neutrale Zuschauer heute zu einer Riesen Sylvester Party bei mir ein. Kommt alle zur Schanze ihr wisst wo ;) XD XD dann wird geböllert ohne Ende!}}<br /> <br /> ''This roughly translates to &quot;To really welcome the New Year, I invite all fans and neutral viewers to a huge New Year's Eve party with me today. Everyone comes to the lair you know where;) XD XD then there is no end to blasting!&quot;. Lair refers to DrachenLord's property which is commonly referred to as &quot;die Drachenschanze&quot; which is German for &quot;the Dragon's Lair&quot;.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Alter. Guter segan [sic] heute; sendan [sic] sie [sic] mir bitte eine direkte nachricht [sic], wenn sie können. Vielen dank [sic]. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ''This roughly translates to &quot;Hey dude Good blessing today; please send me a direct message if you can. Many Thanks. ⚡⚡⚡&quot;.''<br /> <br /> ==Opuscon==<br /> 15 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, #opuscon789, I just read your latest chapter. So, you’ve heard of Mama Chris and I having discovered the eighth S-Chu Crystal Ball here in our pair of universes, and felt it well enough to include it. There are details you may have overlooked that you should consider on the details of Dimension/Universe N-641’s Sonichu Prime, Chris Chan, and their eight S-Chu Crystal Ball, since that is what you are referring to.<br /> <br /> Between Chris and I, here in 1218 and C-197 (she’s still in my body, by the way, but the body-swap was not an initial requirement for manifesting the eighth Crystal Ball), the major requirement is to manifest that mythical Crystal Ball is that, and I directly quote the Anchuent Prophecy: both the Original Creator (Chris Chan) and the Prime Creation (myself, Sonichu) of this pair of dimensions were to have the deepest of mutual appreciation, empathy, and understanding of each other, and in a moment of the two of them in a moment of deepest and sincere feelings of respect and appreciation for the other’s situations, emotions, life events, and everything else, the sparks from their respective Heart Crystals from within their Heart and Solar Plexus chakra points and area, in alignment with their respective other six chakra points at the same time, the two sparks come together between their two bodies facing each other, and at face-to-face alignment of their respective Solar Plexus and Heart chakra points, manifesting the mythical eighth S-Chu Crystal Ball; the most powerful of all of the other S-Chu Crystal Balls, even more powerful than the seven of them combined, and even more powerful and potent than the seven Chaos Emeralds, Sol Emeralds and Time Stones. The only match to its power is the mythical eighth Chaos Emerald, of which the circumstances of genuinely manifesting it remain uncertain, even after the events that led up to that which was portrayed in #SonicTheFighters of this dimension/universe 1218. End quote.<br /> <br /> So, #opuscon789, I ask you: in N-641, with that dimension’s Chris Chan being as cringe-worthy portrayed as narccistic, dumb, aloof, and so on, and their Sonichu Prime being portrayed as partially evil now, after what had happened to their Chris and their home, unempathetic, simp, womanizing, abusive, and so on.<br /> <br /> HOW did that Chris Chan and Sonichu Prime manifest their dimension/universe’s eighth S-Chu Crystal Ball?<br /> <br /> Not to mention that given every stereotypical misconception from the haters and bad trolls of this dimension/universe, here constantly portrays the two of them in N-641, it would be simply Impossible for the two of them to reach such a mutual understanding of each other and their respective situations, much less truly care about each other. So, yeah, having that eighth S-Chu Crystal Ball that originated from N-641 is just about impossible on the infinite of possibilities and so on. You truly did bring about an anomoly, #Opuscon789. And the only ones who can truly counter their eighth S-Chu Crystal Ball’s power is that from myself and our Chris Chan, here, of 1218 and C-197; no other dimension, universe, nor timeline’s eighth S-Chu Crystal Ball can match it, because their timeline is literally the Nega-version of ours, here. ...Ponder over that, Opuscon. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:January15FanFicScreenshot.jpg|400px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==The Powerpuff Girls==<br /> 16 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Rewatched this today; made me think, “This is essentially the #PowerpuffGirls reboot series from a few years ago.”<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|dAbq2jgw6y8}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Magi-Chan and Mewtwo==<br /> 16 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Did a sketch of @MagiChan111448 and mewtwo holding hands, or at least kind of. Very hard with mewtwos fat fingers. Will re draw this digitally and try and fix that, but working on another pic of magi right now. 😊<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Mewtwo]] holding hands'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|And in that digital redraw, try to be accurate on the height difference between Mewtwo and Magi-Chan. Magi-Chan stands 3’5” with 7 inch long ears.}}<br /> <br /> ==Poop DMs==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet from Rogue, Internet Man displaying screenshots of Chris suddenly messaging him on Twitter an odd paragraph in which he describes how he will eat his feces and ass.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I will own up to this: yes, this was a voluntary mistake and mishap that I, personally, did indeed participate in. Need no worry; this matter is personally being dealt with. I apologize for this sequence in this event. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Aside from that, @RogueManYT, the offer of my being on one of your shows is still legit.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Chris I say this with friendship but wtf and why would you do something so stupid, I know your not dumb.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|We were testing the waters of the individual and confirming the foreseen details of his intentions and relations with the individuals involved. We have our answers.}}<br /> <br /> ==Imported coins==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a photo of a My Little Pony toy standing on a coin.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|It is cool when one gets an imported coin from another dimension, universe or timeline; quite the artifact find, indeed.<br /> <br /> [[File:January17ImportedCoins.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==&quot;GFuel&quot;==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to [[Ben Saint]] quote tweeting a photo of Limited Edition Sonic the Hedgehog curry.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Ooh! Yummy! 😋⚡ Zap me up some of that with my one can of #GFuel LE for the day.<br /> <br /> [[File:January14SonicDrink1.jpg|220px]] [[File:January14SonicDrink2.jpg|220px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Comic and stones==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Moving on to and with other topics of interest: I’d like to talk a moment about @ItsAllSoUgly and his good ol’ #SlimeAndPunishment comic. Take a look at this stone I recently acquired from #MineralsAndMystics (formerly #CrystalConnections); this is...<br /> <br /> firemountaingems.com/resources/encyclobeadia/gem-notes/j40s<br /> <br /> [[File:January17TwitterStone.jpg|300px]] [[File:OhWhatIsThis.jpg|200px]] [[File:Blesshorncard.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> a chunk of Hemimorphite; mined from good ol’ Arizona (the state where NLACAakaNM exists), this stone aids in communicating one’s feelings and regulates inner-emotions; it also allows one further spiritual growth with ego detachment.<br /> <br /> But, regardless of rather or not you’re a stone believer, this particular stone, as I have shared with @ItsAllSoUgly recently, it is quite similar to the slime poudrins from Neo Milwaukee. In fact, as our Chris Chan confirms as well, this stone is literally this Universe’s counterpart of that very same slime. So, if you enjoyed #SlimeAndPunishment, or the #ArizonaSlime expansion pack of #TwilightSparklesSecretShipficFolder #TSSSF, or you want to have a bit of petrified Slime for yourselves, hit up your local rock/mineral store or look online for a chunk of Hemimorphite. #SlimeAndPunishment by @ItsAllSoUgly in collaboration with our Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, can be read in its entirety on @tapas_app. <br /> <br /> Note, as convoluted as it is, the events take place partly in C-197 of our Omega Timeline, and the Beta Timeline.<br /> <br /> tapas.io/series/SlimeandPunishment<br /> <br /> TryToKeepUp with the meta and dimensional/universe subtext and locations. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:January17TwitterThing1.jpg|300px]] [[File:January17TwitterThing2.jpg|300px]] [[File:TSSSFpack11.jpeg|200px]] [[File:TSSSFpack12.jpeg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> 18 January<br /> <br /> [[Ben Saint]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|While I don't yet have any C-197 hemimorphite, I do have these Poudrin Pins in original slime green and CWC-transformed blue (much rarer). Plus some authentic C-197 SLIMECORP Slimecoin. The first cryptocurrency to be locked into physical legal tender! Very high-tech stuff.<br /> <br /> [''Photo of various pins'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|By the way, mainly, the poudrin stayed green after Chris had personally blessed it for Phantom Horn, but in the drawing, she chose the wrong marker to colour it. But, still, a lucky accident or blessing in disguise; take your choice as you will.<br /> <br /> [[File:OhWhatIsThis.jpg|200px]] [[File:Blesshorncard.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Popular online==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user stating that everyone on their feed is saying that they look like the new Pokemon Snap professor.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Still, that is cool to continue on in being as popular online after an extended amount of time has passed. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==ZeepZ==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> ZeepZ (Commissions Closed) (@itsazack)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Gave this artist meme a go<br /> <br /> [''Image of an 'influence map' with various pieces of artwork and logos'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Feliz cumpleaños.}}<br /> <br /> ==Fugly==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a screenshot of Pinky from Pinky and the Brain standing on an assembly line.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Fugly}}<br /> <br /> ==Bar fight==<br /> 17 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet from a protected Twitter account.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Does Knux want fries with his bar fight?}}<br /> <br /> ==Thanks a bunch==<br /> 18 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of Sonichu.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s not bad; I like it. Thanks a bunch. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==RSonichu==<br /> 18 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|@zonichu told me Blake played guitar, and after talking he agreed to record guitar on a song! it should be coming out some time next month. (here's a pic of us after recording)<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of [[Blake]] and RSonichu sticking their tongues out after recording'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s cool. But a note, Blake would not generally stick his tongue out like that publicly. That sort of thing is mainly reserved for [[Bubbles]].}}<br /> <br /> ==Curves==<br /> 18 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with artwork of Magi-cHAN and an OC with curves on their body.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|It’s cool; dudes can have curves too. We’re not all blocky like a G1 Autobot toy. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Bodyswap announcement==<br /> 18 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Everyone.<br /> <br /> Now comes the time and moment that I am at liberty to share what has happened with our [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]] in [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] since she and I had [[Spirit possession|body-swapped]] on March 31, 2020.<br /> <br /> For starters: yes, it is still me, the OG [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu Prime]], here in Chris’ body.<br /> <br /> [[File:January18BodyswapArt.jpg|300px]]<br /> <br /> [[List of Chris's lies|Among which, you can tell it is I, because my habits, phrasing, and all that differ from what is normal with her.]] Not to mention, regardless of my having ascended to having a [[rainbow]] aura for myself, along with this body’s rainbow aura; as drawn above, my personal outline shown along the outline of Chris’ body is yellow and shaped like my good ol’ body (flat-ended male Sonichu tail, included).<br /> <br /> And, suffice to say, her rainbow aura went with her soul into my body as well, but her outline is blue with the curved, heart-shape tail end as well.<br /> <br /> [[File:January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg|300px]]<br /> <br /> And, yes, in more recent days, [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris had felt need to attest her own identity by using mascara on my face]]. Not my cup of tea, to put it lightly.<br /> <br /> Anyway. Chris had stayed in our timeline for about eleven days, since the body-swap, getting used to my bod and everything. She, Magi-Chan and Cryzel traversed to California for @BABSCon 2020 (Regardless of the [[COVID-19|pandemic]] happening here in 1218, there was no such pandemic in C-197; that was nipped in the bud and cleared out before any widespread at all) early on April 10; they had a good and safe trip. Also, that {{w|Spider-Man|#SpiderMan}} {{w|Doctor Octopus|villain’s}} attempt, {{w|Spider-Man (2018 video game)|as chronicled in that @PlayStation 4 game}}, was an epic fail on the villain’s part.<br /> <br /> Anyway But after they arrived, on a fated event, Magi-Chan was forced to whisk Chris away into a [[Time Void|paused timeline]] of that very second and moment. That was so she could channel and exercise her soul abilities and powers, as well as chronicle and re-chronicle in multiple new “Sonichu” books, into the hundreds (we have gone beyond 100, @BabulsArt, so your “End” is moot; you’re chronicling a total alternate dimension/universe. Have fun with that.). Chris was also going faster than time and light; a millisecond was equivalent to longer than a day to her; a whole minute would be like a year or so, like [[Wikipedia:Wally West|#WallyWestFlash]]. So she got a whole looooooot done. She has been storing all of her new books in her own personal subspace, which can be accessed in any and all dimensions, universes and timelines at any moment, so she was more than capable of retrieving them after returning to our timeline, here. Anyway, in that timeline moment, it was that very millisecond moment at @[[BABSCon]] 2020 on April 10; frozen in time, but she could still move, practice and do freely as she did. She meditated, ran mach-speeds around the Earth, shot some non-living targets with the thundershock and thunderbolts, and practiced her psychic skills, especially her telekinesis and teleportation. She did a whole lot with that frozen-in-time planet and universe; she leveled up to where she could move planets with her mind, soul and aura. Without her in my body, it’s not able to do that, but the electric attacks, mach-speed, spin attacks and punches can still break mountains at least. Like Senpai @sonic_hedgehog, [[Eggman]] and [[Giovanni]]’s got nothing on us. Anyway. Come [[November 2020|November, 2020]] (our time, which made it seven months to us; mere milliseconds to Chris), the stability of that paused temp universe became lost, and Sonic.exe, fatedly, entered it, and threatened Chris; she defended herself really well and had him on the ropes, yet Magi-Chan intervened to retrieve her to bring her back here to our timeline. So, yeah, she had some catching up to do in the seven-plus months time that had passed for us, here. She was able to catch up in a mere millisecond with a faster-than-time meditate. She came to visit me and Rosey as well. And during the months, she has done a whole lot on her tasks, missions, and responsibilities. Fourth-wall-breaking, we’re all even going with the flow of her chronicled pages as she had foreseen and written/drawn them, here in [[1218]]. Look up; you’re looking from within a “Sonichu” graphic novel’s panel or page right now. But she didn’t go overboard; all of the other deities still have and had their respective inputs and events. After all, #OccamsRazor; it takes one deity to do, but even that deity still needs help. And that is with the help of her fellow deities, as well as those of us all in our pair of dimensionally-divided universes to do our part to help in the manifestation of aspects of and specific events that needed to play out and do to succeed in the goal. Anyway, Chris and I continued to do our parts, respectively on both sides of this veiling Iron Curtain. Chris has worked so diligently, tough and focused, that she got [[Messiah complex|promoted to the ranks of Emanuelle, Buddha, Jesus, Zeus and the like]]. At least her soul did; my ol’ body still remains her present vessel, but she needs this body that I continued to tend to and improve for over nine months now in [[C-197]].<br /> <br /> Why I and this body are still in 1218 perplexes me, but I do not lose faith nor have doubt in the event of transitioning dimensions coming up. In her time back, she has also had to fight bunches of villains, demons, and even other-worldly threats, as well as neutralize and see specific progressive events through for both of our universes.<br /> <br /> And before anyone of you all, bads and haters in 1218 comment: The [[Merge]] Is On, rather you all see it, feel it, sense it, like it, or not. You all will see soon enough as well, so stop asking the “Where and When’s the Merge” questions; I have enough frustrations as it is with everything I continue to do on Chris’ behalf and for everyone in 1218. Okay? Thanks for listening; keep praying to #ChrisChanSonichu, the other Gods and Goddesses as well, including the CPUs, Celestia, and so on as you each respectively will and do. ⚡⚡⚡ Also, @Hasbro, stop with [[MLP|G5]]; it is still very much too soon for that; G4 needs its televised Seasons 10 to 14, and it will get those; the deities above you, and Celestia, Luna and Twilight, even Discord, do command so from Equestria.<br /> <br /> [[File:Hasbroprotestcard.jpg|200px]] [[File:Executiveprotestcard.jpg|200px]] [[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Rogue, Internet Man==<br /> 19 January<br /> <br /> Rogue, Internet Man (@RogueManYT)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|For those of you asking me in DMs, FUCK NO I won’t have Chris on a livestream. As much as I’d like to pick Chris’ brain, nothing good would come from it. It’s not worth it and Chris is best left alone these days.}}<br /> <br /> Robert Goostree (@Big_Jake_23)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Honestly if Chris was sane enough to do it that would probably he your most popular stream but even then I don't think it would be a good idea. Itd be like jumping into rusty barbwire for a million bucks}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|It’d definitely bring good money and views but the consequences would be pretty bad. Chris would want a chunk of the money, he usually just hands out billing information after certain transactions. I don’t need that kinda heat.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Actually, we’d do the interview pro-bono and free; we can focus on past details without talking about present or digressing too much. But yeah, your loss, dude.}}<br /> <br /> ==Genderbent Sonic characters==<br /> 20 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to artwork of genderbent versions of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @BulmaBunnyGirl, here’s a fresh bit of Sonica, Tailsko and Knuxie someone drew up recently. 😊⚡<br /> <br /> It looks really good, by the way.}}<br /> <br /> ==More Donald Trump==<br /> 20 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|The death of #DonaldTrump, in more ways than one. Not sorry; never will be. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:January20TrumpFlag.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Congrats, Joe Biden==<br /> 20 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet from Tara Strong stating that the presidential inauguration of Joe Biden was perfect.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Agreed. At least back in C-197, #LisaSimpson is sworn in as well. But for this universe, congrats, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Lisa Simpson==<br /> 20 January<br /> <br /> Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Joe Biden will inherit from Trump: The worst economy since the Great Depression, the worst public health crisis in 100 years, massive wealth inequality, the existential threat of climate change, a racist immigration system. These unprecedented crises demand unprecedented action.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yep, as #LisaSimpson was chronicled in doing so, as Secretary Van Houten put it when talking about America’s finances, “We’re broke.”}}<br /> <br /> ==Options are good==<br /> 21 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|O cool my internet service is down woooo o.o (using phone internet)}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Good to have the backup options. As @EmGo316 says, “Options... are good.”}}<br /> <br /> ==Mario==<br /> 21 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|😄⚡ Hey, y’all. Have I a couple of comments about this form of #Mario’s:<br /> <br /> I do believe he is now stealing from #MadMunchkin’s Maddie Lion form, including the size.<br /> <br /> And, yes, stealing a more likely Super Saiyan form from @sonic_hedgehog, #Goku, and...<br /> <br /> youtu.be/y_gepJM0CKw<br /> <br /> [[File:January21MarioTwitterScreenshot.jpg|330px]]<br /> <br /> ...even from our Sonichu and Rosechu Mega Evolved forms, combined.<br /> <br /> Which leads into my other thought: “Your Super Mario has evolved into an OP Not-Luxray.”<br /> <br /> Over-compensating much against Groudon-form and sized Bowser, good multi-skilled plumber?<br /> <br /> All I can say is: You do you.⚡ But, seriously: Mario’s new cat form is an oversized smoosh of mine and Rosey’s Mega Evolved forms.<br /> <br /> [[File:UltraSonichuCard.jpg|180px]] [[File:RoseyLionessCard.jpg|180px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Meditative sync==<br /> 22 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I pray to Chris Chan all of you are doing well for yourselves; if karma is against you, I’m sorry for you having a hatred fetish.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Passive-Aggressive moment, aside: should anyone be interested in being in meditative sync with this brain (although it generally is in #meditate and cosmically and dimensionally linked 24/7/365+1, you all may do so during the 2:00 PM hour, Eastern Standard Time. Flow with us.⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a dark figure sitting in front of cosmic space'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|This applies to Any day of the week, so chime in any day at around 2:00 pm, EST. For this body and I, Sonichu Prime of Dimension/Universe C-197, it is involuntary and good, but for you all who wish to, it is an opportunity to join us and feel blessed. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==GIFs==<br /> 22 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|#UniteTheBonds<br /> <br /> [''GIF of the Power Rangers uniting'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|#MendTheFabric<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a cartoon character making dresses'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|#ConnectTheStone<br /> <br /> [''GIF of an anime character opening a parcel to reveal a stone'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|#StrengthenTheMagic<br /> <br /> [''GIF of &quot;magic&quot; in a persons hands'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|#FlowWithUs<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a dark figure sitting in front of cosmic space'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Zappin it up==<br /> 22 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|#ZappinItUp! Kra-Kow! ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a woman using a portal to cook on the other side of a kitchen'']}}<br /> <br /> ==New Dimensional Merge date==<br /> 22 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Everyone between both of our dimensionally-divided sibling universes of 1218 and C-197: Note this date and day, January 22, 2021; AKA: 12221, for it is on this day that we all see #EyeToEye interdimensionally as the merge comes to the completion. Thank you. ⚡💛⚡&amp;⚡💙⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Humanized Sonichu==<br /> 22 January<br /> <br /> MissSimonlaPliskin98 (@pliskin98)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|To @CPU_CWCSonichu<br /> <br /> I was told to ask &quot;what you think of this humanized Sonichu?&quot;<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a humanized version of Sonichu'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s an outfit; looks good on that dude. ‘Bout all I can say. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Meditation update==<br /> 22 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|For all of you who have meditated this afternoon during the 2:00 pm Eastern Time hour, and succeeded in linking with us today, I leave this tweet for you all to share your story from today.<br /> <br /> Insincere or hatred comments will continue to be ignored. ⚡💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Larry Vaughn==<br /> 22 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets the tweet from Rogue, Internet Man displaying DMs of Chris sending him bizarre messages.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I will own up to this: yes, this was a voluntary mistake and mishap that I, personally, did indeed participate in. Need no worry; this matter is personally being dealt with. I apologize for this sequence in this event. ⚡⚡⚡ The guy whose behind you may want to kick is @LarryVaughn78; he was the ween who thought it would be funny to spam scat. But, he is a ween who wants only attention. I understand I am making irony by mentioning him here, but hear me out, please: see, Chris, Magi-Chan, the others and I had foreseen his input years in advance, but the possible intentions and outcomes were many, so I had to play along (to not have played along would have triggered a worst event for this timeline, believe us). It was not until after when his initial intentions only sounded good-natured when Vaughn had talked with our neutral friend, who then backed him up. So, on that outcome, we proceeded to contact those on his wish list. Getting no recognition of him from the contacts was the next confirmation. And the final nail in the coffin was the “ciphered message” scat shit talk. I followed it mainly on the encouragement to keep this timeline safe; again, another foreseen worse event had I not done so. But it further confirmed his bad trolling and ween intentions. In the coming days, I would witness him, as foreseen, digging his own holes with his replies to others, solely for attention-wanting. Meanwhile, Chris and Magi-Chan observed and guided his hand in realizing his errors and ways and appreciating his appropriate punishment of lack of attention in response to his more recent act, here, that he has pleaded guilty of by this point. My voluntary mishap was required in the event sequence to make him see that even though one may have not gotten the attention they wanted in development or recent days, it remains wrong to seek attention by following a toxic trend at the expense of someone else’s morals, values, and reputation. What he really should have done was just going out and being kind and open with others, with no intentions, whatsoever, to inflict wounds and sour notes upon them. And he could have sought help and guidance of his own to develop his social skills for the better, and to refrain from being selfish as he was.<br /> <br /> End of the day: you may or may not tell Vaughn how much of an a-hole he is, knowing well that is exactly what he wanted in the first place: a massive response from a sizable group of individuals. If, however, you feel pity on him, that’s your call, but you have been warned of what he is likely to do at the present time with his recent misdeeds.<br /> <br /> Do as you all will. Thanks for listening.<br /> ⚡⚡⚡ Also, we have known this whole time, regardless, the psychics and I. I’ve written this tweet set on Monday the 17th, and Then after writing all of the above, I have received texts from his number that were pretty much a confession.<br /> <br /> [[File:January22TextMessages1.jpg|200px]] [[File:January22TextMessages2.jpg|200px]] [[File:January22TextMessages3.jpg|200px]] [[File:January22TextMessages4.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> And even further was his idea of sending us a ransom letter in saying he had kidnapped a Magi-Chan Sonichu (he would have ended up kidnapping an alt-dimension one, and having backfired in his face).<br /> <br /> [[File:January22RansomLetter1.jpg|200px]] [[File:January22RansomLetter2.jpg|200px]] [[File:January22RansomLetter3.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> But aside from Vaughn the A-hole, not jut this person, but that people who have nothing better to do with their time but to harass Chris and me are pathetic. Chris was just trying to take care of Barbara and living day by day without hurting anyone else, aside from her being destined to become a literal Goddess, and everything. But Hater people like that guy; he has a job at a Virginia Vinyard and travels around, has a family who he neglects for his big breasted wolf waifus and shit. Why was he so interested in trolling us? Dumb NEET, he was. Again, thank you and have a good and safe day. ⚡💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|You know what’s funny about [[Miss L and Mr. Vaughn|@LarryVaughn78]], the individuals he told me to contact were random.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|So when he says “Say Happy Birthday to my relative, @___________”, I’m like “Are you sure they’re related to you? Or did you draw their name out of a hat to win the #WhoDoesChrisChanOrSonichuContactNext Sweepstakes?”<br /> <br /> [''GIF from the [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]] video'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Self-esteem==<br /> 23 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart depicting classic Chris and modern-day Chris.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|The present-day one who has found [[Chris and coping|self-esteem]] and [[Chris and his ego|self-confidence]] in herself of this dimension that I type this in; that is the correct one. ⚡💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Poudrin==<br /> 23 January<br /> <br /> [[Ben Saint]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|SLIMECORP fired up the money printers<br /> <br /> [''Photo of 'SlimeCorp' coins'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Good for you, and if you haven’t received it yet, you ought to be getting that genuine poudrin tomorrow. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Nostradumbass==<br /> 23 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I have just had a significant vision: earthquakes are not a [[My Little Pony|rarity]] in California, but one is going to really devastate a metropolis there.}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris somehow makes Larry King's death about himself==<br /> 23 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, just heard of the passing of {{w|Larry King|#LarryKing}}; he was a great in 1218 for CNN and all. @MagiChan111448 appreciated his share of wit and political insight as well. [[Magi-Chan]] didn’t have to watch television, because with his powers, he watched from his #PsychicVision.<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Larry King talking'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Fluttershy==<br /> 24 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter artist asking Chris who he would ship with their anthro cat OC.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I wanna say (human) Fluttershy, but I feel it wouldn’t work out too well.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dreamcast==<br /> 24 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Ooh! That would sell a Lot better should @SEGA upgrade the hardware to be at least as good as a PS3 or 4. It would be a good win for Neptune and Uzume. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> hard-money.net/shares-of-gamestop-halted-on-news-sega-is-re-releasing-the-dreamcast/}}<br /> <br /> ==Very cool==<br /> 24 January<br /> <br /> vhs luchadore (@clobberinthyme)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Been working on this piece for a while - Sonic Mania Adventures, on VHS! The tape includes the entire mini-series &amp; the holiday special. I even whipped up a retro ad for it!<br /> <br /> [''Photos of a custom made Sonic Mania Adventures VHS tape'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very cool. Awesome job, dude.}}<br /> <br /> ==Mostly good==<br /> 24 January<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Was gonna shade but I started to dislike this picture, really don't like rosechu eyes or sonichu head. Rather just move onto another picture then try fix this mess.<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Rosechu hugging Sonichu'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Still, it looks mostly good. Thanks.<br /> 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==More Larry Vaughn==<br /> 25 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris uses his old [[Twitter#CWCSonichu|CWCSonichu]] Twitter account here.''<br /> <br /> ''In response to one of Chris's recent Dimensional Merge Twitter ramblings.''<br /> <br /> [[Miss L and Mr. Vaughn#|Larry Vaughn]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Mmmm... Word soup. My favourite. Yummy.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Oh, you like word soup, huh? Well, how’s this for some words. Your little stunt is child’s play, NEET. We’re done with you. Your punishment is being served to you. You did this to yourself, dude. Suffice to say, you should have appreciated your blessings.<br /> ⚡💛⚡<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a character from Hey Arnold! singing'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Blocked==<br /> 25 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user stating that they blocked a ween.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I blocked that guy as well last night. He’s not worth it.}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris apparently doesn't need help==<br /> 27 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a comic directed at him stating that Chris needs serious help.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Chris does not need help; her mental health is overpowered and healthy. Why you all decided to employ one of Namgge’s robot rejects to send this message, Again, just speaks volumes. We appreciate your genuine concerns and all. Just pray to Chris if you want to speak with her.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|She is still in my body, but she can still hear all of you from this universe, here.<br /> <br /> [[File:January18SonichuBodyswapArt.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Zonichu introduction==<br /> 27 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter giveaway stating that you need to introduce yourself in order to be entered.''<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|I am Pickchu and wanna become a prophet like my mom but so far no luck. I draw but right now I am training physically. I enjoy drawing and creating reality.<br /> <br /> If you see it, you have to share and add your introduction ;3}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Nice job on your part. Keep your training and meditating up; you will do very well along with the rest of us. ⚡💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Stone rings==<br /> 27 January<br /> <br /> alexandra (@shop_beesknees)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|anything catch your eye? 👀<br /> <br /> dm me to ask about custom orders!<br /> <br /> [''Multiple photos of rings with small stones on them'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Kinda caught me off-guard that you wore the stones on the rings on the underside of the fingers. Those stones must have been really flat or small to keep them there and comfortable like that.}}<br /> <br /> ==GFuel and meditation==<br /> 27 January<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet from the official GFuel Twitter account promoting GFuel.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Haven’t found the @GFuelEnergy in the Charlottesville or Ruckersville @Walmart yet.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|@GFuelEnergy, I have been enjoying the energy, one can per day, and staying hydrated with more than 101.4 ounces of filtered water on the rocks within a #Glacce bottle. Really good stuff for meditating as well. Although, I wish more energy drink brands employ the plastic tab.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, during the heavy meditate hour today, we have mind-linked with everyone, and I showed them around the highlights of the full Earth in C-197, Cwcville included, obviously. We even visited #DoctorStrange, met #Discord, Mary Sue and Gary Stu, #ScroogeMcDuck, and so on.}}<br /> <br /> ==Blessings==<br /> 29 January<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G. F.]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|It is all lies! Lies! I am dating and have no friends at all locally}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|You are not alone in that, but count the blessings you do have in spite of that revelation. @zonichu counts as a blessing for you. ⚡💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Punched in the gut==<br /> 29 January<br /> <br /> [[image:CWCHyuga.jpg|thumb|''&quot;Only a fool wastes his time trying to become something he can never be!&quot;'']]<br /> <br /> [[Miss L and Mr. Vaughn#|Larry Vaughn]]<br /> <br /> ''Larry quote tweets Chris's previous response to him.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Child's play, and yet you went along with it. Think about that.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Did I, though?}}<br /> <br /> Abel (@Abel_0888)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|yeah you did, the fact that you let this happen proves that you dont have the ability to see in to the future you have shown no proof that your predictions come true you just wait until something happens and then say you saw it anyone can say that}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|You are about to get punched in the gut around your Root and/or Sacral chakra points around the time you read this, @Abel_0888.}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to Chris's earlier &quot;Did I, though?&quot; tweet.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Yeah, you did. You could have completely ignored me, but you and Praetor chose not to because y'all thought that I was a rich Jewish person you could milk for moolah, and then you thought about getting a private investigator on my ass. Fuck you and your anti-Semitism.}}<br /> <br /> 30 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|ALOL! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe you fooled our friend, but that wine bottle you left at the temple was cheap like static.<br /> <br /> Listen, Danny Boy, we all have foreseen your intentions even before that fated rainy day gift. Boy, did that wet and smear the ink on that letters of yours. I was reluctant for the while, because even I knew that you were a lost ween who did not appreciate their life, wife, vineyard job, and so on. So you had thought to troll us with your lacking thoughts and ideas. The pickle jar left with that wine was a major dead giveaway, too. Yet Mewtwo, Magi-Chan and I all knew that you needed to be made a spectacle of, due to your weenish desire for attention and wanting to decrease the blessing of another individual’s life. I played along, just to teach you that. I relayed your scat shit just to show you off. Obviously, you were and are too thick-headed and blind to fully appreciate everything in your local area of this vast universe of yours. Be cautious not to respond any more after this, Danny Boy, because you’ve done the damage to yourself, only to see me holding onto the metaphorical pen you wielded while you were writing out your lame ideas, and making sure you noticed the backlash of the erroneous methods and ways you’ve utilized. Enjoy your #Chipotle, dude. ⚡💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Successful heavy meditate hour==<br /> 30 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, y’all. During today’s successful heavy meditate hour, we were able to further analyze the zombie and robot-like state this body can tend to go into as a backup. We had recently heard of the term from #AvatarTheLastAirbender: the #AvatarState. For a few weeks,<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender'']<br /> <br /> I had thought the term was inspired by another from long before this particular chronicling. But in comparing what this body and brain go through in that state today and past, to what Aang goes through. I feel I can only concede to agree that what this body goes through is its own, and advanced, #AvatarState. But in addition to those linked from the past, present and future of your universe 1218, it accesses throughout all other timelines, universes and dimensions as well. And the infamous early Chris Chan photo that was uploaded in 2007 that was a moment the body and brain was in the Avatar State, so you all ended up seeing it in the still moment in the photographs. That make out session that shocked Christine, herself, into clocking out, triggered this particular Avatar State. ⚡💛⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:January30OldPhoto1.jpg|300px]] [[File:January30OldPhoto2.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Really nice==<br /> 30 January<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of Chris Chan Sonichu''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Ooh! That is really nice. 😊⚡ Thanks.}}<br /> <br /> ==Transformer toys==<br /> 30 January<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, just to knock on the @transformers communities a bit, but did you all think that Gigawatt could be considered an upscale version of the #Micromaster, Swindler, including the original G1 figure? At least Chris’ inner child was able to redo what she did with 1990s Swindler.⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:January30TransformerToy1.jpg|250px]] [[File:January30TransformerToy2.jpg|200px]] [[File:January30TransformerToy3.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Side-note: her original comparison when she first played with the G1 Swindler figure was with the car mode of the Gadgetmobile. #DeLorianCarVan.}}<br /> <br /> {{social media}}</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Captain&diff=296966 2022-08-07T02:37:38Z

<p>Holdek: /* Use of Amethyst Ring */ Typo</p> <hr /> <div>{{incomplete|Information on the Captain's role as a Guard Dog|Information regarding interactions with Chris}}<br /> {{TTSTwitter}}<br /> {{Infobox Person<br /> |name = The Captain<br /> |aliases = J-chu<br /> |gender = Male<br /> |image = The Captain.jpg<br /> |saga = {{saga|guarddog|cn}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''The Captain''' was an advisor and middleman for Chris following from some of the events that followed from Chris's influence from the [[Idea Guys]]. For quite some time, he had documented what was happening with Chris behind the scenes to the [[Kiwi Farms]].<br /> <br /> Being one of three members in a group called &quot;The Guard Dogs&quot;, a group created to protect Chris from potential trolls and enablers, The Captain had also played a significant role in ending influence from the Idea Guys onto Chris.<br /> <br /> ==As a Guard Dog==<br /> <br /> During spring 2018, The Captain, Marvin and Null stopped the [[Idea Guys]] after learning the extent of their maliciousnes activities towards Chris.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3551625/&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3566885/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Use of Amethyst Ring===<br /> [[File:Ring Comic for The Captain (compressed from original).png|thumb|200px|Chris sends the [[Amnyfest Ring]] to The Captain.]]<br /> <br /> During [[April 2018]], Chris listed the [[Amnyfest Ring]] for sale on [[Ebay]], under pressure from the [[Idea Guys]] to sell it and various other items in order to fund their monetary demands.&lt;ref name=ComicContext&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-3675397&lt;/ref&gt; The buyer of the ring turned out to be The Captain, and Chris drew a one-page comic to depict the transfer of his treasured [[high school]] ring over to him. Upon viewing the comic, The Captain noticed something odd about it:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The first warning sign that something was &quot;off&quot; about this transaction was the fact that nobody was smiling in the comic. All of the Sonichus are sad that he's giving the ring away, which in itself is indicative that Chris wasn't making any of these sales of his own free will.&lt;ref name=ComicContext&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> The Captain used the ring to turn the tables on the Idea Guys and empower the [[Guard Dogs]] to remove them from power. The Captain later sold the ring back to Chris.<br /> <br /> Chris depicted this trading of the ring in [[Sonichu Special 5]]. The Captain shared a page of the comic on 19 August 2018.<br /> <br /> ==Other Interactions with Chris==<br /> <br /> {{quote|If I was mentally ill, then the Captain would be too, because he has personally met Magi-Chan|Chris, inadvertently demonstrating the issue with validating his beliefs&lt;ref&gt;[[January 2019 social media posts#Accusing fan's OC of attempted assassination]]&lt;/ref&gt;.}}<br /> <br /> On 17 [[October 2018]], Chris's CWCSonichu account tweeted that Chris would be going to [[Megan]]'s house if he got enough donations.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]&lt;/ref&gt; The Captain consulted with Megan.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I spoke with Megan, told her about the tweets and she said she has guns and asked me to let him know.<br /> <br /> So that's exactly what I did. I don't want Chris shot.|The Captain&lt;ref&gt;{{cite farms|thread=48981|post=3873443}}&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Shortly after, CWCSonichu tweeted that Chris would not be going to Megan's after all.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[November 2018]], The Captain personally intervening after learning of Chris scamming people for money and using three ill stray kittens he had adopted as a vehicle for this. Fortunately, The Captain managed to contact a local Kiwi in [[Charlottesville]],&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3936293/&lt;/ref&gt; who adopted Liza, one of the three. Another is implying that Chris has [[Teen Troon Squad|IRL friends]] who offered him marijuana and acting similarly to the Idea Guys. <br /> <br /> According to [[Marvin]], through unexplained circumstances, The Captain has ceased involvement with Chris some time between late 2018 and May 2019.&lt;ref&gt;{{Cite farms|writer=Marvin|thread=49854|post=4696009}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===J-chu===<br /> [[File:J-chu, TSSSF card.jpg|thumb|150px|A [[TSSSF]] card of The Captain.]]<br /> Chris created the OC '''J-chu''' out of graditude for the Captain's efforts to protect him from trolls, depicting him as a &quot;flying wonder&quot;. The Captain expressed disaproval of this, saying he'd &quot;mix up a Moscow mule or two tonight, play some Soul Calibur VI (message me for my PSN if you want it) and pretend this isn't happening.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;{{Cite farms|writer=The Captain|thread=23605|post=3882003}}&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Marvin]]<br /> *[[Null]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{GuardDogSaga}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Guard Dogs]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Larry_the_Larryhog&diff=291172 2022-06-18T17:58:48Z

<p>Holdek: /* Operation Snowball article */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>{{Protip|Please do not warn me about the spambots. I can easily know what and where they are.}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu: The Animated Series Discussion==<br /> <br /> Dude the one before is way much better, why change to this simple and mediocre one?<br /> ::The article I changed into is captured from the [https://web.archive.org/web/20160420184753/sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_the_animated_series Wayback Machine] from 2015, before it was deleted. I initially created the page to recreate how the article was. Also, I thought the current article is a bit too cluttered and full of unnecessary info and lacks videos. And one more thing Mokele95, SIGN YOUR POST. This can be done by pressing &quot;~&quot; four times. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 20:39, 16 May 2018 (UTC)<br /> ::::I agree that maybe the article needs video links, but I don't see how it's cluttered with unnecessary info.[[User:Y0h 513nn R3n|Y0h 513nn R3n]] ([[User talk:Y0h 513nn R3n|talk]]) 18:31, 18 May 2018 (UTC)<br /> :::::To me, the article talks a little too much about Spazkid and some of the minor characters in the series. There are also too much speculations in Chris' thoughts subsection. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:48, 18 May 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==My Interaction with Sean Miller==<br /> Please delete thatstupid page about me<br /> ::No problem, just don’t self promote yourself on your user page and sign yout post by pressing ~ 4 times. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 12:27, 4 August 2018 (UTC)<br /> Stfu I didnt make it. Just delete the damn thing<br /> <br /> == Financhu Wordle ==<br /> <br /> In [[:File:Financhu Wordle.png|Financhu Wordle.png]], I noticed that the word “flub” seems to be the most used word. I know of the The Brothers Flub video, but as a person freshly interested in the Sonichu saga, are there any other videos where he said “flub”?<br /> <br /> I ask this because I probably have to explain why “flub” appears to be the most used word in the wordle (in the [[Financhu Crisis]] article). --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 23:12, 15 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::A quick google search tells me that to &quot;flub&quot; is a blunder or to make a blunder. He probably used it in a way that the mistakes he made prior caused the crisis. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 00:14, 16 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> :::I understand the definition of “flub”: the question is whether the Facebook posts or The Brothers Flub video was the main factor in the size, in order to clear things up for readers of the Financhu Crisis article. It is worth noting that I do not use (and have never used) Facebook due to the numerous problems with the site, and the fact that Facebook is just a waste of time for me. Thanks in advance anyway, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 13:54, 16 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::::It has nothing to do with the cartoon series. &quot;Flub&quot; is a slang term used in North America, something Chris would be familiar with. I agree with you on how word was mostly used in Facebook. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 14:50, 16 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> It's all good, thanks: after all, I am from the other side of the Atlantic. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:29, 16 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == New Spambots ==<br /> <br /> LizzieUpchurch, GWULinwood‎ and JoseKeisler0‎ are spamming stuff about San Francisco and Penis enlargement pills. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 04:42, 20 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::Done. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 06:15, 20 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == More Spambots==<br /> There are more spambots attacking the wiki. I've added in the deletion template on all of them. Can you do something about this? If so, thank you! [[User:The amazing owen|The amazing owen]] ([[User talk:The amazing owen|talk]]) 19:18, 21 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::Done -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 21:09, 21 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Reducing the impact of spambots ==<br /> <br /> I’ve [[User_talk:Canine#Feedback:_skip_captcha_for_legitimate_users|asked]] Canine to see if they can add a few extensions to reduce the impact of the spambots. I suggested UserMerge, which would allow you to merge the spambots into one blocked account. I also suggested activating the Renameuser extension to deal with the spam accounts whose user names are spam itself, but I think we would end up using the former more than the latter.<br /> <br /> Sorry for sounding too technical, but as I said to [[user talk:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]], I have experience in running MediaWiki sites. Best regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 23:13, 21 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Dated Template ==<br /> <br /> Hey, I've noticed that my edits to the Dated template have been reverted. I just feel like we need the template updated seeing how Bob is already dead, and the image that Chris just took of his mother just seemed a bit more fitting, as she does look to be on the verge of her deathbed as well. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 04:17, 20 November 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::I don't know, I just don't like the new pic of Barb being used for the template. And it's not just because of its angle. Maybe we should upload a cropped version to fit it better? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 04:21, 20 November 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::Maybe instead of using a person, we could use an object that suggests the passage of time. Like [[:File:Frozen sperm (720p).mp400001.png]] or [[:File:ChrisC64Tapes.jpg]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 21 November 2019 (UTC)<br /> :::Good Point, if we use Barb, who is probably going to die soon, it have the same problems as having Bob in the template.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 04:21, 21 November 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == transcriptions ==<br /> Is there an official page on how trancriptions are supposed to look. For example in the Jack Thaddeus calls the entire sentences are couloured, whereas in the other trabscriptions only the names are coloured. Which one do I follow?- [[User:Klop|Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 16:51, 20 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::The official transcription protocol from what I know calls for only the names to be colored. Because of that, I suggest you follow the latter. [[CWCki:Transcription Style|Look here for more info]].-[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:58, 20 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> Got it, should I edit that page and add that only the names must be coloured. Also completed Jack call 1. I'll do the others when I want something mind numbingly boring to do.[[User:Klop|Klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 02:42, 21 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::It's up to you now. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 15:47, 21 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Discord==<br /> Hey, you joined the discord today right? Just realised that I should have confirmed before giving mod. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]])<br /> ::That was me, thanks for the confirmation. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 17:49, 16 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Operation Snowball article ==<br /> <br /> Hey, just wondering about the article &quot;Operation Snowball&quot; that you created. Where did you find that/is there a source we can attribute? [[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 17:58, 18 June 2022 (UTC)</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=275895 2021-12-25T05:02:48Z

<p>Holdek: Changed for Christmas</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:JailLetter13Dec2021Drawing.png|500px]]<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}} [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Other_enablers&diff=273482 2021-12-05T03:45:58Z

<p>Holdek: /* William Waterman */ Chris is the former in this sentence.</p> <hr /> <div>{{Protip|Petty enablers, whether financial or fantastic, should not get more than a paragraph or two, and should be squarely focused on their relation to Chris.}}<br /> When the [[Idea Guys]] showed everyone in late [[2017]] that Chris is still just as [[naive]] as he was a decade earlier, he inspired many bored, childish, and mentally ill copycats. Chris's [[Chris and reality|deteriorating psyche]] has made him less amenable to being reached by such traditional methods as claiming to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]]; the Idea Guys had indeed caused Chris by [[March 2018]] to conclude the [[Love Quest]], blocking off this avenue outright. Instead, those who wish to prove themselves latter-day [[The Miscreants|Miscreants]] play along with Chris's more eccentric beliefs, including in [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|his own divinity]]. A few such '''[[enablers]]''', such as [[Ben Saint]] and [[Jacob Sockness]], have left their indelible marks on the ''Sonichu'' series. Most have not. This page lists such petty [[enablers]] who have got [[TRUE and HONEST]] responses from Chris on social media or in chat rooms, yet have not provoked Chris into doing anything substantial.<br /> <br /> ==Fantasy==<br /> ===Eschcal===<br /> [[File:CWCLivestream Fan, 12 Feb. 2020.png|thumb|200px|Eschcal tipping Chris $10 during a livestream.]]<br /> '''Eschcal''' aka '''Whyt Foxx''' is a former enabler who discovered Chris in October 2019. She initially claimed to follow Chris to be a positive influence on him. Eschcal would later come into the spotlight when she donated $10 in his [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|live reading of ''SNT Vs Sonichu'']]. However shortly after the livestream, she would claim the relationship between the two would suddenly deteriorate, resulting in her being kicked out of his Discord group and knowing the true colors of Chris. She still occasionally orbits Chris's Twitter account but has reduced her enabling.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr52os&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Helena Fiorenza===<br /> [[File:Helena Fiorenza with Magi-Chan.jpg|thumb|200px|Helena with Magi-Chan.]]<br /> '''Helena Fiorenza''' (born 1 February 1994) aka '''P1ckChu''' formerly '''PickinyFelliny''', is an Argentinian woman who photoshops images of Chris's creations to get Chris's attention. In September 2019, Helena posted photoshops of her and Magi-Chan on a date, tagging [[MagiChan111448]].&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.md/Q8Taw&lt;/ref&gt; Chris followed her back and answered:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxpurple|The images Helena has been uploading chronicled the one day she and I shared together, and yes, I did spend the night; her bed was comfortable. Thank you for your kindness and hospitality. My wish I made is coming true, as I had foreseen. 💜⚡️ }}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan1.png<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan2.png<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> She later implied her OC and Magi-chan were involved sexually to which Chris replied on Nov. 30th:<br /> {{quoteboxpurple|He does like to have fun at times, so his brain is not overworked. He also does enjoy the simple things when he can.}}<br /> <br /> Currently, she is continuing her ARG to get noticed by Chris, she also includes topics that may interest Chris such as the [[COVID-19]] pandemic and [[Trolls]] in her ARG, when she does get a response, it's mostly a braindead reply where Chris doesn't mention her and just pushes his agenda further.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Relax.png<br /> File:Slutty magichan2-small.png<br /> File:Slutty magichan-small.png<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan4.jpg<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan5.jpg<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan6.jpg<br /> File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan7.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> In March 2021, Chris made Helena's OC a prophet for his &quot;religion&quot;. After this, Helena continued to make more comics following the surreal deity worship ceremony. Helena later drew a comic stating that Pickchu had a crush on Chris; Chris responded saying he was grateful, but he did not want to pursue a romantic relationship. A few days later, Helena drew multiple comics of her bunny OC and [[Naitsirhc]] starting a relationship. Chris did approve of the relationship, despite the 20-year age-gap between the characters.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:March19ComicFull.jpg<br /> File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 1.png<br /> File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 2.png<br /> File:Chris tweet about Pickchu 3.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Kevin Fairchild===<br /> [[File:DarkrinaiSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Chris's drawing of Kai as a Sonichu.]]<br /> <br /> '''Kevin Fairchild''', also known as '''Kai''', is one of the players in a [[Dungeons and Dragons]] group Chris joined in [[2020]]. He has influenced Chris's fantasy beliefs.&lt;ref&gt;[[July 2020 Discord leaks#Kai and Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris named him as a beneficiary in his [[Last Will and Testament]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Multidimensional White Knights===<br /> {{Troll}}<br /> [[File:BlockDM.png|350px|right|thumb|'Carrie' pleads for SonichuMerch to advocate to let her back into Chris's viewing box.]]<br /> The '''Multidimensional White Knights''' (MWK) or '''Knights of C-197''' are a group of accounts, all associated with [[OCs|fictional characters]] from disparate children's programs, chief among them Carrie Krueger of ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1942683 The Amazing World of Gumball]'', originally created in [[February 2019]] and repurposed that summer in an idle attempt to mess with Chris as he was emerging from the [[Soft Exile]]. Throughout summer 2019, they would interact sporadically with Chris, getting occasional replies and likes but no [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], being overshadowed by [[Sockness]]'s distended belly. No conclusive evidence identifying the puppetmaster behind these accounts exists. <br /> <br /> During Chris's Twitter follower purge in [[July 2019]], Krueger was blocked from viewing Chris's account along with thousands of other perceived trolls, and the Knights were forced to use alternative accounts to reach him, though they were unblocked in October due to allegedly sending him a gift. Since then, the only one of the original ten Knights which Chris acknowledged as [[TRUE and HONEST]] was Ed Bighead of ''[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106115 Rocko's Modern Life]'', conflated with the [[Chris and religion|biblical]] [https://www.gotquestions.org/Darius-in-the-Bible.html Darius] and marketed as an ally against [[Ben Saint]] when he was trying to revise his comics that [[October 2019|October]].<br /> <br /> [[File:156806320645546305.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The first Carrie photo that Chris fell for, it shows the Mooninites allegedly assassinating an offscreen OC.]]<br /> <br /> Imitating the [[Idea Guys]]' love of the [[Operation BARBarossa|politically incorrect]], they also convinced Chris that [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/moon-man Mac Tonight] and former South African president [https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/history/southern-african-history-biographies/pieter-willem-botha Botha] were in league with Sockness's demons. They also convinced him that Austria-Hungary reformed and it was being led by Spongebob Squarepants who had changed his name to Amadeus and that the Ottoman Empire also reformed with a random Paper Mario character serving as Sultan. This was done by sharing a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BD-ba-aXQo Local 58 video] with Chris claiming that the events of the video were the work of Sockness's demons and Chris believed it.<br /> <br /> Most recently they got &lt;strike&gt;Chris&lt;/strike&gt; [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|Sonichu]] to acknowledge that the setting for [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Loud_House The Loud House] exists in C-197 during a Twitter thread in [[October 2020]].<br /> <br /> While the Knights keep trying to ignite conflicts about cartoon characters and random historical figures on [[Discord]] and involve Chris in them, they have got occasional lukewarm responses from Chris; they have moderately influenced his view on C-197 itself but his vision of the [[Dimensional Merge]] itself remains unaffected.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:ArbitarchMWKleak1.png<br /> File:ArbitarchMWKleak2.jpg<br /> File:ArbitarchMWKleak3.png<br /> File:ArbitarchMWKleak4.png<br /> File:ArbitarchMWKleak5.jpg<br /> File:ArbitarchMWKleak6.png<br /> File:Moonman1.png<br /> File:Moonman2.png<br /> File:MoonmanChris.png<br /> File:RealMacTonight.png<br /> File:CA24736A-3ABF-4B2B-80D4-412420678989.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Noah===<br /> '''Noah''' is a YouTuber and Chris [[ween]]/fan. He is known for snatching a drawing Chris had left at the abandoned [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|DeJarnette Center]], as well as deceiving a musician to appear alongside Chris on his [[Chris Chan &amp; Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|short-lived interview series]]. In [[April 2019]], he, along with his girlfriend, took Chris out for lunch at Citizen Burger Bar, located in [[Charlottesville]]. His girlfriend later described the encounter in a Reddit post.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/hvefmv/signed_sonichu_comic_book/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Gotta go into the repressed memories for this one. I’m going to refer to Chris as “they/them/their” bc I honestly don’t know what they identify as anymore. Basically my ex was really into following their story and found their address, which happened to be close-ish to where we lived. He contacted them and said we’d take them to lunch, which of course they chose a not-so-cheap option and made sure he would pay for it. Then we drove my car to pick them up, being greeted by the lovely sound of [[Clover and Snoopy|hound/beagle barks]]. They came out donning rainbow [[hair]], about 12 rings, a backpack, a jean skirt, and of course the [[Medallion|infamous Sonichu necklace]]. The ride to lunch was an absolute clusterfuck. They didn’t shut up, sang along to the radio, talked about how the [[Dimensional Merge|cartoon world would soon merge with our world]], how they [[Messiah complex|could talk to the dead]], and so on. I honestly didn’t think people like that really existed. Once we got to the restaurant, they pulled out a [[Idea Book Case|duct tape wallet]] to be able to play [[Pokemon GO|Pokémon go]] on two phones at once, like any sane person. They talked about everything so loudly I was mortified. Somehow the conversation ended up with them putting the Sonichu necklace on me and asking if I could “feel the power” (all I felt was dread). There’s a photo in existence of this great moment, but unfortunately it’s on my ex’s phone and I do not plan on ever speaking to him again, especially to ask for that photo. The ride back was an absolute disaster too, basically more ranting about crazy shit. It ended with them giving us [[business card]]s and saying we should hang out again, to which I obviously never took that offer up.}}<br /> <br /> When a fan asked if Chris had kissed her, she replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hahah no thank god- just a cringey hug. Might have had to do with the fact someone else was there though, and I’m about 15 years younger. Thought I’m not sure that would stop them.}}<br /> <br /> Chris also gifted a copy of his [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] comic.<br /> <br /> ===Richard Bale===<br /> '''Richard Bale''', known by his online handle '''Richard Righteous''',&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/orbiter-general-thread.75256/post-7145188&lt;/ref&gt; is a person who designed merch and the logo for [[CWCville Shopping]]. He is the central theme of a TSSSF expansion pack Chris made titled ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder#Righteous Rising Expansion Pack|Righteous Rising]]''.<br /> <br /> Active since 31 July 2018, Righteous keeps his face anonymous, wearing a Michael Myers facemask with makeup (blue lids, pink cheeks, and red lips) and blonde hair on it.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:R. Righteous.jpg|Righteous is often seen wearing a Michael Myers facemask when in public and/or on social media.<br /> File:Richard Bale.png|Bale without the mask. Note the [[stare|familiar look in his eyes]] and the [[obesity|double chin]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===KwaiiSandbag===<br /> '''[[KwaiiSandbag calls|KwaiiSandbag]]''' was an enabler who roleplayed as a psychic along with his friend Lily in order to convince Chris to stop LARPing as Sonichu. While his influence over Chris spanned less than two months in early 2021, KwaiiSandbag was able to put an end to the spirit possession saga. <br /> <br /> Not long after the spirit possession ended, KwaiiSandbag would admit to his fraudulency and expressed to Chris that he only wanted to help him lead a more normal life. Chris responded by saying he had known of this all along (a statement which was very likely false), and merely wanted a couple of people to talk to (which was more likely to be true).<br /> <br /> &lt;!--<br /> ===Megameh Hundred===<br /> An artist on Twitter who contacted Chris to take permission to remake Sonichu, nothing has happened since Chris started ghosting her. --&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Financial==<br /> {{See also|Enablers#Financial enablers}}<br /> {{Protip|Most financial enablers (those who ''just'' give him money) need only be cataloged in the sister article. Those here have gone beyond that: speaking with Chris and trying to influence him.}}<br /> <br /> ===Aly Hirschberg===<br /> {{Transgender|FTM}}<br /> {{quote|Christine is actually paying bills and stuff. The money I give her at least hasn't gone to waste, she uses my money I give for gas, electricity, car fuel, food, all the necessary essentials.|Hirschberg, February 2020,&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5985046 Money goes to &quot;necessary essentials&quot;, 7 February 2020]&lt;/ref&gt; justifying her financial enabling as freeing Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] to spend on toys instead}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Has he ever thanked you, or offer gratitude in any way?|A fan's question for Hirschberg}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|No which is why I hardly talk to her.|Hirschberg's reply, August 2020.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-7085596&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Alan.JPG|thumb|200px|Alan Hirschberg]]<br /> <br /> '''Aly Michelle Hirschberg''' (born 15 August 1987),&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5423984 Alan's real name and gender confirmed, 5 October 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; also known by her [[tomgirl|transgender]] byname '''Alan Christopher''', is a mentally disturbed&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482182 Interview with Hirschberg, 19 October 2019]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5510526 Interview with Hirschberg, 25 October 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scottish]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Jew]] living in England who emerged in mid-[[2019]] and believes herself to be Chris's best friend.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5741203 Details on Hirschberg's plans, 19 December 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; She is one of Chris's financial benefactors, and has even claimed to be his primary donor responsible for mitigating the [[Financhu Crisis]],&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5858020 Hirschberg describes her motives, 13 January 2020]&lt;/ref&gt; though Chris has denied this.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chandlers-sued-for-debt-megathread.55045/post-5947111 Chris repudiates Aly, 31 January 2020]&lt;/ref&gt; She has also set up abortive fundraisers to send Chris (and, for a time, [[Jacob Sockness]]) on a world tour,&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/ Meet the Creep Behind Chris Chan's Fundraisers, 16 September 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; which Chris repurposed to support his ''[[My Little Pony]]'' obsession.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|Chris earmarks Hirschberg's world tour fundraiser for BABScon, 6 October 2019]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Hirschberg and Chris have known each other since the Classic era: as early as [[2008]], they would exchange letters which contents have not yet been divulged.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5700309 External confirmation of Hirschberg's antiquity]&lt;/ref&gt; She has also spent several thousand dollars on his [[Etsy]] and [[eBay]] offerings before these [[Chris and business|ventures]] were shut down. She is apparently truly convinced that the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[CWCville]] are [[Chris and reality|real]], and that [[Jacob Sockness]]'s sorcery is really effective. Other than as a tool to solicit funds on Twitter in [[October 2019]], she has had no substantial interactions with Chris in public.<br /> <br /> In August 2020, Hirschberg stated that her donations have decreased to occasional gifts, mainly in the form of [[PSN]] game credits (which Chris didn't bother to use).&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/page-24&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Jack Jankowski===<br /> <br /> '''Jack Jankowski''', aka '''Jack Z''',&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-23#post-3284412&lt;/ref&gt; gave Chris $1,200 in April 2018 for a luxury trip to the 2018 [[BronyCon]] in the hopes that he and his friends would get to meet him there&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-4#post-3273576&lt;/ref&gt; and convince Chris to be interviewed on their YouTube channel.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-4#post-3273749&lt;/ref&gt; Chris thanked him for the money in [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]. However, the money ended up going to the [[Idea Guys]] due to their alleged extortion.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/confession.65532/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Jack paid $100 for a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|video (which Chris decided to bookend with unrelated begging announcements)]].<br /> <br /> Jack also tried to use the lore from ''{{w|Jojo's Bizarre Adventure}}'' to influence Chris, claiming that series antagonist {{w|Dio Brando}} was trolling him. However, Chris consulted the Idea Guys, who told him that Jack was a troll.&lt;ref&gt;[[Cryzel Torture]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Jack also stated that he'd been involved with the [[Prank calls#Liquid Bob calls Bob|Liquid Bob]] call several years prior.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/post-3274429&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Kenneth Englehardt===<br /> [[Image:260px-Kenneth_Erwin_Englehardt.jpg|thumb|200px|Kenneth Englehardt]]<br /> <br /> '''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''' (born 2 March 1960), affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' by Christorians, is a ''Sonichu'' fan and one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]] during the mid-2010s. He has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].<br /> <br /> He has made many responses to Chris's posts, which Chris sometimes finds to be annoying. In [[May 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, Kengle asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV, which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kengle agreed. Two days later, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kengle said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kengle outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kengle that he is still allowed to [[Negotiation|donate to his Patreon]] if he chooses. Kengle, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Not too long after, Kengle replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied with:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}<br /> <br /> In 2021, Chris would address [[Jail_Letter_2|a letter to him]] from jail, implying that Kengle was still in good standing with Chris. In it, Chris begs for donations to be made toward 14 Branchland Court, and to contact the President of the United States to pardon Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Miss Cherry===<br /> {{Transgender|MTF}}<br /> [[File:Danielle Stone.png|thumb|200px|Miss Cherry]]<br /> <br /> '''Miss Cherry''', birth name '''Daniel Stone''',&lt;ref&gt;According to [[The Captain]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/post-3586570 here]&lt;/ref&gt; is an Australian [[transgender]] who spent &lt;abbr title=&quot;Australian: equivalent ~$1000 US.&quot;&gt;AU$1500&lt;/abbr&gt; of his mother's money in a failed bid at becoming Chris's first [[Love Quest|sweetheart]] in the [[Idea Guys]]' wake. On 20 [[July 2018]], he pledged $589 to Chris's [[Patreon]], as a means of getting Chris's attention by being the first to hit his monthly goal and referring to himself as his number one fan and his newest sweetheart.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris simply took the money and disputed his claim of being in a relationship with him, partially doxxing him as well:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Oh. you're a good patron, I appreciate your support, but [[DoopieDoOver|You and I are NOT Lovers]], Cherry Stone.}}<br /> <br /> In response, Stone doubled down by increasing the pledge amount to $1,000.&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/mqzyT&lt;/ref&gt; On 23 July, Chris posted to Twitter about the good fortune of getting the money, as he needed it to fund his car repairs as his Plan A for getting to [[BronyCon]]. In doing so, he doxxed Stone fully.&lt;ref&gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1021436370768867329&lt;/ref&gt; That Chris appeared annoyed at Miss Cherry claiming to be in a relationship with him is interesting, considering that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he has done the same thing]] to [[Megan Schroeder|many]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in the past. Stone discontinued his pledge on the next day;&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/miss-cherry-tried-pretending-to-be-chriss-gf-pledged-1-000-to-him.45747/page-13#post-3594892&lt;/ref&gt; however, as Chris had set his Patreon to upfront charging,&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2017 Patreon posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; the money remained with Chris. Miss Cherry faded into obscurity, broke and broken-hearted.<br /> <br /> ===James Lewis Martin===<br /> [[File:William Robinson.jpg|thumb|200px|One of Martin's pictures that he had volunteered on [[Kiwi Farms]].]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Giving Christine money for food, petrol, gas, electricity isn't enabling.|Martin, defending his enabling.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6258328&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> '''James Lewis Martin''' (11 May 1985 – 1 June 2020),&lt;ref&gt;https://www.obituare.com/james-martin-obituary-77884/#obituary&lt;/ref&gt; also known as '''William Robinson''' or '''CPU Byzantium Heart''',&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/&lt;/ref&gt; was an [[autism|autistic]], emotionally perturbed &lt;s&gt;[[China|Chinese]]&lt;/s&gt; Polish Englishman, &lt;abbr title=&quot;One who exposes himself freely on Kiwi Farms.&quot;&gt;''halal'' lolcow&lt;/abbr&gt; and Hirschberg's friend, also giving Chris money and affirmation over his fantasy world by pretending to be a fellow [[CPU]] god.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/ByzantiumHeart/with_replies Archive: http://archive.fo/9qq4P&lt;/ref&gt; Robinson believed that he should give Chris his mother's money to keep him from going homeless and to fund his other expenses,&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-james-lewis-martin-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/post-6306934 Martin's funds come from his mother, 17 April 2020]&lt;/ref&gt; ignoring the fact that Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] already covers these and that Chris spends any donations on frivolities such as printing up [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|TSSSF]] cards and buying [[magic stones]]. Martin also tried to send his aunt, a social worker, to Chris's house to give him even more help,&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6250681&lt;/ref&gt; but Chris refused to answer the door, thinking the social worker was there to have him committed to a mental institution.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aly-hirschberg-alan-christopher.60596/post-6252776&lt;/ref&gt; His parents discovered him online (against [[Bob Walks In|family restrictions]]) after a failed [[white knight]]ing crusade on [[Kiwi Farms]] and bungled [[Chris and death|suicide attempt]], and revoked his Internet privileges. In [[June 2020]], Martin committed suicide following a bout of depression.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/william-robinson-james-lewis-martin-christopher-stokes-gaming-samurai-king.68238/post-6743199&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Sarah and Steven===<br /> [[File:Sarahchu.jpg|thumb|Sarahchu]]<br /> {{quote|Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.|Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.}}<br /> [[File:SnSoverit.png|thumb|150px|left|Let this be a lesson to all would-be enablers.]]<br /> <br /> '''Sarah and Steven''' were a pair of half-hearted enablers, working jointly, who first appeared in [[February 2019]] when they discussed a [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]] with Chris, as well as the possibility of meeting him in person, on Twitter.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Sarah and Steve ask permission to make medallion.jpg|Sarah and Steven's first appearance, 27 February 2019]]&lt;/ref&gt; They had bought a [[Nintendo Switch]] for Chris and supported him on Patreon, yet their attempts to keep themselves anonymous and out of public view were derailed by Chris himself when he [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|filmed himself with the new console and revealed their secret plans]] to move to [[Virginia]] and isolate Chris from other contacts to make him dependent upon them. After this, they disappeared for a month, setting a trend that would mark a pattern in all future cycles of interactions with Chris.<br /> <br /> In [[May 2019]], Sarah and Steven returned, professing themselves as believers in Chris's [[Chris and his ego|personality cult]],&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.fo/rc9aN&lt;/ref&gt; and again sought to malign him against the [[Guard Dogs]] by presenting themselves as exclusively trustworthy.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png&lt;/ref&gt; After several of their private discussions were leaked onto [[Kiwi Farms]],&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445&lt;/ref&gt; they abandoned course again and lamented that they were swindled out of the money they had freely given Chris in their bid for influence over him; their relationship with Chris further deteriorated,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:SNSjuly23rd2.png]][[:File:SNSjuly23rd3.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he finally cast them aside on 25 [[July 2019]], when they raised the question of what would happen should they dare question any of Chris's teachings or beliefs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:SNSunfollowed.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Further attempts to reach Chris by endorsing [[Jacob Sockness]], in both [[August 2019|August]] and [[October 2019]],&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 Random Chris updates, page 1149]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/ Thread on Sockness's attempts to isolate Chris, 3 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; have to date all ended in failure.<br /> <br /> In [[March 2021]], Chris revealed their OC, called Sarahchu, born from a Lopunny Pokémon and a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]; she is a part-poison type.<br /> <br /> ===William Waterman===<br /> {{quote|Do you Ever Stop?|[[Chris]], annoyed at Waterman constantly posting comments on his Facebook updates}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:William_Elliott_Waterman.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Waterman, a.k.a. VikingBoyBilly]]<br /> <br /> '''William Elliott Waterman''' (born 1 March 1986) was a [[Facebook]] friend of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] during the mid 2010s, known for making many comments of support, occasional advice, and off-topic remarks on Chris's posts, and for being repeatedly unfriended. He has also purchased artwork from Chris, including [[Sonichu 0|the first issue of ''Sonichu'']] and has been a supporter on [[Patreon]].<br /> <br /> Chris and Waterman apparently met online, through Waterman's cousin and one of Chris's most well-known enablers, [[Anna McLerran]]. They never met in person, and Chris initiated the friend request after correspondence with Waterman,&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#William Elliott Waterman's FUTURE MESSAGE]]&lt;/ref&gt; despite him being [[JERKS|male]] and having [[Asperger syndrome]]. Waterman's first activity on Chris's Facebook timeline is from May [[2013]].&lt;ref&gt;[[May_2013_Facebook_Posts#This_cold_is_really_weighing_me_down]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[November 2015]], Waterman tried to claim that Chris was under his control and would not make any more statuses or videos until the administration of [[Kiwi Farms]] gave into demands he made. Chris, refusing to be part of Waterman's schemes, posted on Facebook that he had control over his own life,&lt;ref&gt;[[November_2015_Facebook_Posts#I_Control_My_Life|Facebook post]]&lt;/ref&gt; and then promptly unfriended Waterman. By [[June 2016]], Waterman had wormed his way back into being re-added. Later that month, at Waterman's request, Chris began reading [[:Category:Rainbows, Unicorns, and a Bluebird of Happiness|Rainbows, Unicorns, and a Bluebird of Happiness]].&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-9#post-1534383&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-24#post-1563368&lt;/ref&gt; Shortly after Chris had read chapter four of that fanfic, he unfriended Waterman again.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-9-yt-announcement_20160709.22293/page-7#post-1586578&lt;/ref&gt; In [[Announcement 20160709]], Chris revealed that he was angry at &quot;Mr. Bill&quot; for suggesting that he read the story, which Chris found to be nonsensical. Three weeks later, Chris re-added him to his friend list again.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-28-tranny-status-updates.22924/page-3#post-1633317&lt;/ref&gt; Days after he reappeared on Chris's Facebook comments section, Chris began a new series of fanfic-reading videos called [[Reading: &quot;A Girl Who Brought Down the World&quot;, &quot;And Apparently Survived a Housefire&quot;]].<br /> <br /> Waterman paid Chris to insert his [[OC]] [[Bananasauros]] into [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where the character moves in with [[Punchy Sonichu]] and has sex with an opposite-gender clone. Chris apparently found Bananasauros so asinine he couldn't resist inserting his own criticisms into the comic. Despite being personally insulted by Chris in the very set of pages he had paid for, as well as on Patreon's comments section,&lt;ref&gt;[[July_2017_Patreon_posts#Ripping_off_MLP]]&lt;/ref&gt; Waterman continued to be a loyal supporter, donating monthly to Chris for some time, though eventually ending his pledge.<br /> <br /> With the revelation of Chris engaging in [[incest]] with his mother, Waterman declared on the former’s Facebook page that he was done with Chris.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christmas&diff=273326 2021-12-04T02:19:07Z

<p>Holdek: /* 2010 */ copyedit</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Quote|I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.&lt;br&gt;<br /> I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.&lt;br&gt;<br /> She should be 18-22.&lt;br&gt;<br /> And she ought to be [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]] too.|Chris, 2004 (&quot;[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]&quot;)}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:MerryCWCmas.jpg|right|thumb|Merry C-Mas to all the [[troll]]s, [[JERKS]], [[homos]], [[niggos]] and [[jerkop]]s out there!]]<br /> [[File:HollyOCChristmas.jpg|right|thumb|Every Christmas is an [[OC]] Christmas.]]<br /> <br /> '''Christmas''' or, as [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] once [[CWC-isms|called it]], '''C-Mas''',&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu's News Dash]]&lt;/ref&gt; is one of our hero's favorite holidays. He always celebrates it at [[14 Branchland Court|home]] with his family, and often mentions it in his comics and videos.<br /> <br /> ==Christmas in the Chandler family==<br /> [[Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|right|thumb|Bob and li'l Chris remembering Jesus.]]<br /> {{quote|We celebrate like normal; a decorated tree, get-together, remembering [[Jesus]] and all.|ChrisChanSonichu, [[Mailbag 2#Holidays with the Chandlers|Mailbag #2]].}}<br /> <br /> Despite Chris's insistence that Christmas is a time for family, his atheist half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] does not take part in the traditional Chandler family celebrations, instead staying with his wife's family in California.&lt;ref&gt;[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> As evidenced by videos like [[100 2281]] and [[Tour of Chris's House]], the Chandlers keep a Christmas tree and decorations in their [[kitchen]] year-round because they are too lazy to take it down.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCmasStockings.jpg|right|thumb|The stockings were hung from the chimney with care.]]<br /> <br /> {{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> ==Santa Clause==<br /> [[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|right|thumb|Chris wishes he were as much of a man as Mr. &quot;Clause&quot; is.]]<br /> [[File:Pickle tree.jpg|thumb|A must for the discerning troll.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|[2008-12-15 07::03:20] EXKeine: Christmas is coming up, so... do you believe in Santa Claus?&lt;br&gt;[2008-12-15 07::03:40] ChrisChanSonichu: yep.|Chris on Santa Clause [sic], [[IRC (15 December 2008)]].}}<br /> {{quote|It’s been over a week since my [[PVCC|SUSPENSION]]; I am [[Stress|DEPRESSED]], [[Love Quest|LONELY]], SAD and BORED! I have [[Attraction Location|nowhere to go]] to attract a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free woman]]. I’ll be writing to Santa Clause [sic] this year, hoping that will bring me one. (8(|[[CWC's Diary]] for September 26, 2004, Chris acting like the 22-year-old grown-up man he is.}}<br /> {{quote|Or for— since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister— yo' Misses Claus. I have a...good ole heat, 'cuz I took...a bit o'...[[Chris and sex|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, ho-OH!|Chris RPing as The Man, [[iPods Down and Listen Up]].}}<br /> {{quote|I did not say that I was taking Viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that.|Chris, [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag #20]], on Kris Kringle's erectile dysfunction.}}<br /> <br /> &quot;Santa Clause&quot; [[Chris and English|[sic]]] (not to be confused with [[wikipedia:The Santa Clause|the Tim Allen movie that uses this spelling]]) is a legendary character associated with Christmas, whom many Western children believe in. <br /> <br /> According to surveys, most of these same children stop believing in Santa around the age of four, often when they find out it was actually [[Bob Chandler|their father]] with a [[Rollin' and Trollin'|fake beard]]. However, Chris claims that he still believes in &quot;Santa Clause&quot; [sic], despite pushing 40. He even put Santa's name on his [[JERKS#The List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate|List Of Males Chris Doesn't Hate]], which may imply that he: a) believes &quot;Santa Clause&quot; [sic] is real, b) believes Santa is a manly male man capable of landing himself a girlfriend (see also the [[Mailbag 20#Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus|Mailbag quote]] above). Also worth of note is the fact that Chris chose to put Santa's name on the list before [[God]] and [[Jesus]]...because, come on, these two [[JERKS]] never brought him even the tiniest presents!<br /> <br /> Of course, all this doesn't necessarily mean that Chris actually ''does'' believe in Santa. Chris probably maintains this line because he ''wants'' to believe it and maintain memories of the happy Christmases of his childhood. For Chris, who still plays with da [[Lego]]s, professing a belief in Santa is &quot;cute&quot; and shows that he is &quot;young at heart&quot;, one of his favorite traits. <br /> <br /> In a 2010 [[Jackie e-mails Part 1|e-mail exchange]] with a woman, Chris stated that he [[Honor roll|learned]] Santa wasn't real around age fifteen or sixteen, but finally &quot;gave up on him&quot; at 24 after he failed to bring him a girlfriend for the third year in a row.<br /> <br /> However, in a September 2018 tweet, Chris indicated that he maintained a belief in Santa&lt;ref&gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1036680791802167297&lt;/ref&gt;. Chris was 36 years old when he made the comment. <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Santa Clause has always been real; you just need to always keep an open mind and an open heart. Never close yourself off, because anything is possible.}}<br /> <br /> ==Presents Chris gives, wishes for, and receives==<br /> [[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '95]]<br /> [[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas '96]]<br /> {{quote|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is [[Obesity|a good suggestion]].|[[Mailbag 6#For the man who has everything|Mailbag #6]], on what he planned to give his parents for Christmas, 2009.}}<br /> <br /> ==Christmas-related songs and merch==<br /> Chris also got the name of his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]] from singing a 1950's Christmas song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, which actually [[Autism|says a lot about him]].<br /> <br /> He also seems to have an affinity for the song &quot;[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]&quot;, as he raged like an idiot because the word [[homos|gay]] should only be used in context of &quot;happy&quot;, as in the song.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (02 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Other confessions==<br /> Being the totally sensitive and tolerant person he is, Chris in his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' Christmas special (the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|text]] and [[Sonichu 11|comic]] versions) mentions the ways [[CWCville]] citizens of different faiths (that is, &quot;Jewish folk&quot;, Buddhists, possibly [[Niggos|black people]], and &quot;a few humbuggers&quot;) celebrate their own wacky versions of Christmas. In 2019, he referred to the holiday season as ''ChristmaHannuaKwanzaka''.&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2019 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Hanukkah/Chanukkah===<br /> {{quote|Cera continues with a question, holding a cookie in a zip-loc bag, &quot;I've invited Kevin too; do you think he'll like this candle-shaped cookie I made for him? He told me he was Jewish, and I thought it would be appropriate.&quot; Rosechu replies, &quot;I think he'll love it. You have made it really special with the white frosting for the wax and the yellow for the flame. Uh, what kind of cookie was it again?&quot; &quot;Vanilla&quot;, replies Cera, &quot;I felt it best to keep it neutral, in case he was allergic to the peanut butter or chocolate.&quot; &quot;Very Smart,&quot; says Rosechu with a smile, exchanging a high-five with Cera.|''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]'', Act I}}<br /> <br /> &quot;[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Haunaka]]&quot;/&quot;[[IRC (22 December 2008)|Chaunaka]]&quot;/&quot;[[Holiday Greetings|Konica]]&quot;/&quot;[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|Chanukkah]]&quot;/whatever, is a holiday [[CWCville]] &quot;Jewish folk&quot; celebrate while most other citizens celebrate Christmas. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up &quot;Menorah candles&quot; (the &quot;Haunaka&quot; [sic] Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah, called a &quot;Hanukkiah&quot;, has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]'s daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. This is another small example of Chris's naivety as a cookie of any shape would have likely been appreciated. That Cerah couldn't choose a more obvious Hanukkah symbol (such as a Menorah or a dreidel) over a ''generic candle'' shows that Cerah has extremely poor knowledge of even the most basic of Jewish traditions known in the Gentile world.<br /> <br /> In fact, there actually is a tradition of eating ''fried'' foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you - he just wanted to make sure that the cookie was hypoallergenic.<br /> <br /> In [[IRC (22 December 2008)]] Chris listed &quot;Haunaka&quot; and &quot;Chaunaka&quot; as two different holidays, probably belonging to different religions. In his [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]], he does nearly the same thing, saying &quot;happy Hanukkah, Chanukkah, all the other holidays to everybody of other religions&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Jolly Buddah [sic]===<br /> {{quote|Christmas Trees are abound most everywhere: in the homes of the townfolk, [[CWCville Mall|in the stores]], [[CWCville Mayoral Office|in the offices]], and the biggest one in the center of [[McIntire Park|CWC-Central Park]]. Some have Menorah Candles, or even a Jolly Buddah [sic].|[[Sonichu 11|A Sonichu Christmas]] (the comic version)}}<br /> {{quote|All the churches are full with all the believers, be they Christians, Jewish folk, Buddhists, and such.|[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]] (the text version)}}<br /> <br /> From what we know, Buddhism is one of the religions Chris tolerates, and so he sometimes mentions it as a display of his &quot;religious sensitivity&quot;. However, he probably doesn't know jack shit about Buddhism, and assumes that since Buddhists are all &quot;good-hearted believers&quot;, they undoubtedly should celebrate Christmas in some way! So, in [[CWCville]], Buddhists celebrate their Buddhist Christmas by going to their Buddhist churches on starting December 12, and having a &quot;Jolly Buddah&quot; instead of a Christmas Tree.<br /> <br /> By coincidence, Christmas is actually a popular holiday in some primarily Buddhist countries (such as [[anime|Japan]]). However, it's rare for celebrators to give the time special religious significance specific to their religion. Similar to how Halloween is celebrated in America based solely on the customs with practically no emphasis on the religious practices that started the holiday, so too do many Buddhists enjoy Christmas just as an excuse to put up lights, give each other gifts and participate in the same customs other people enjoy.<br /> <br /> ===Kawanza [sic]===<br /> <br /> Little is known of what Chris thinks about [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|&quot;Kawanza&quot;]] [sic] and the related rituals, except that he [[IRC (22 December 2008)|once]] congratulated his [[trolls]] with this holiday (among others), misspelling its name in the process.<br /> <br /> ===Other faiths===<br /> <br /> Chris doesn't say (or care, probably), what Muslims, Orthodox Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Baha'is or Atheists do in CWCville on Christmas Day. Probably they're the &quot;few humbuggers&quot; whom Chris derides for not celebrating C-mas/Haunaka/Kawanza/whatever those wacky Buddhists celebrate.<br /> <br /> ==Notable Christmases in Chris's life==<br /> ===1989 or 1992===<br /> [[Image:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|GodBear, directing his Chorus of AngelBears]]<br /> <br /> Sometime during the Christmas season of 1992 (other sources claim it happened in [[1989]]), Chris got probably the most dumbfounding present of his whole life, and from [[Christopher's name change|GodBear]] himself, no less. While strolling with his father through the Regency Square Mall, Christopher, as he was called at the time, encountered a band of bears playing some Christmas songs. Chris talked to the conductor, and being half-deaf from the cacophonous music they played, the man operating the bear mistakenly named him &quot;Christian&quot;.<br /> <br /> From that point on, Chris insisted his name was Christian, not Christopher, and a few months later [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|got his name legally changed to &quot;Christian&quot;]].<br /> <br /> ===2003===<br /> A comment made by Chris in a [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 2|video he shot on Christmas Day of 2004]] indicate that he met [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] on the Christmas Day of last year.<br /> <br /> ===[[2004]]===<br /> {{quote|[[Stress sigh|[Chris sighs] ]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope Santa will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler — by the way, you can [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|call my Chris]] in public—and... thank you.|Emo Chris, [[So Need a Cute Girl]].}}<br /> {{quote|I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.&lt;br&gt;I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.|Chris, the poetic [[geinus]].}}<br /> <br /> [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|This Christmas]], Chris expected to get: a) a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] from &quot;Santa Clause&quot; [sic], and b) an [[Chris and remorse|apology]] from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Not surprisingly, he didn't get either, and became [[Stress|depressed]]. He recorded [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|a whiny video]] about [[Sarah Hammer]] and [[Wes Iseli]].<br /> <br /> Chris filmed himself making his father choose between a DVD or VHS copy of ''Fraggle Rock'', and giving his mother a snowglobe ([[Chris and his ego|with a picture of him in it]]) and a ''Hamtaro'' toy.<br /> <br /> Earlier in December, he dedicated two different songs to the first of these two wishes: [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]] (written on December 4) and [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] (recorded on Christmas 20). The same day as the latter, Chris also recorded another song, the famous [[So Need a Cute Girl]], which was probably dedicated to the same thing.<br /> <br /> If &quot;Santa Clause&quot; [sic] really exists, this proves that he's a major [[JERK]], or that he doesn't tie up girls and leave them under trees as gifts for horny manchildren.<br /> <br /> Barb's extended family held a Christmas party this year which Chris and his parents attended. This was the last time any of them saw [[Cole Smithey]] in person.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 27]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Catherine#The_bowling_outing]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===[[2005]]===<br /> [[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's Christmas 2k5]]<br /> {{quote|Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance kissing on me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being indepentant. So you see what I mean? It's certainly nothing personal towards you. I'm just a girl who doesn't care about loving guys. That doesn't mean I can't be friends with them though.|[[Megan]] on 20 December 2005, trying to be diplomatic with Chris.}}<br /> <br /> Chris was probably [[stress]]ed as hell, because just a few days before his [[gal-pal]] and attempted [[sweetheart]] [[Megan Schroeder]] told him she doesn't like him [[Rape|trying to kiss her]], and that she [[Homo|doesn't want to have a boyfriend at all]]. Just to add insult to injury, &quot;Santa Clause&quot; [sic] brought him a shitty pirate ripoff instead of a genuine Lego set that year. No boyfriend-free girl under the tree this year either.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:077-StarOnTree.jpg<br /> Image:078-StarFront.jpg<br /> Image:079-StarBack.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===[[2007]]===<br /> [[Image:Fakeout-makeout2.jpg|right|thumb|Chris and Kimmi.]]<br /> <br /> On December 26, Chris bought himself a [[sex doll]] called [[Kimmi]], who would become a rival to his long-time artificial heartsweet [[Officer Nasty]], on [[Adamandeve.com]]. Probably because &quot;Santa Clause&quot; [sic] didn't bring him one this year, either.<br /> <br /> To compliment the sex doll, Chris also bought a &quot;Vintage XXX Cartoons DVD/CD&quot;, and received &quot;XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD&quot; and &quot;Playboy Magazine Digital Edition DVD/CD&quot; for free. The fact that Chris specifically sought something as bizarre as vintage porn cartoons to [[mass debating|fap]] his crooked [[duck]] to, for some reason, sits fine with all the other weird aspects of his twisted personality.<br /> <br /> However, being unsatisfied with fantasizing about naked women drawn in the 1960s, Chris went to Adamandeve.com again soon after New Year's Day, and purchased some more XXX-rated Holiday Gifts for himself. These include: a &quot;2008 Adam &amp; Eve Calendar&quot;, a &quot;[[Card games|Romance Roulette Card Game]]&quot; (which Chris probably plays as [[Virgin with Rage|solitaire]]), and, the strangest one of the bunch, a &quot;Carmen Boob Mousepad&quot;, whatever that is. He also got some free items as well, namely a &quot;XXX Pleasure Seekers DVD/CD&quot; and, most notably, the infamous &quot;Anal Love Beads&quot;, which would become a popular theme for [[trolling]] Chris in the ensuing year.<br /> <br /> ===[[2008]]===<br /> Chris got &quot;a couple of [[DVD]]s, ''Bee Movie'' on Blu-Ray, [[Obesity|assorted chocolates]] and [[Bob Walks In|a calming family moment]]&quot; ([[IRC (28 December 2008)]]); in Chris's words, it was &quot;simple, nothing extravagant&quot;. Bob outdid himself with a gift to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] overshadowing Sonichu in over-the-top symbolism. &quot;He gave her an arranged box of ornaments, with tags attached to them; each one representing her blessings; three angels, me, dad and my half-bro, Cole. Ones for [[Ruckersville]], Red Oak, [[Chandler Cats|our cats]], and one for her.&quot; (Chris, on [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]).<br /> <br /> ===[[2009]]===<br /> Chris took the time to send [[Kill De Jack|warm wishes]] to a [[Jack Thaddeus|dear friend]]. He also received chocolate and [[video games]] from [[Mailbag 24|his family]]. <br /> <br /> ===[[2010]]===<br /> Not much is known of how Chris spent Christmas this year. All that we know for sure is that for this Christmas he asked for all websites he sees as defamatory against him, such as the CWCki and [[ED]], to disappear.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24]]&lt;/ref&gt; He bought a ton of games in [[January 2011]], so he probably got PSN vouchers.<br /> <br /> ===[[2011]]===<br /> Due to [[28 October 2011|Chris' decision to trespass at The Game Place and Barb's decision to assault an officer]], Chris's Christmas in 2011 was spent amid court appearances and the fear of potentially going to jail. It was also Chris's first Christmas sans-Bob.<br /> <br /> ===[[2012]]===<br /> It's not known what Chris did, but he uploaded Bob's jazz marathon a few days beforehand.<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.<br /> http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip<br /> Merry Christmas.|[[Facebook]], 20 [[December 2012]]}}<br /> <br /> On the 21st, he watched [[Wikipedia:2012 (film)|''2012'']] and thanked God and Jesus that the [[Wikipedia:2012 phenomenon|world didn't end]], which must have brightened up his Christmas.<br /> <br /> A few days after Chris seemed miserable, saying ''&quot;I am back to the same old feelings; lonely, depressed, etc. makes me almost wish the world had ended, so I wouldn't have to continue feeling the pain. I desperately require my true (future) Sweetheart-to-be AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN...&quot;''&lt;ref&gt;[[2013 Imgur Leak]]&lt;/ref&gt; Apparently again Santa didn't bring him a pretty girlfriend.<br /> <br /> ===[[2013]]===<br /> Nothing but a few PS3 games. No Life Upgrade Upgrade, and still no sweetheart from the ground-up.<br /> <br /> ===[[2014]]===<br /> Chris requested much-needed [[Lego]] sets, and even suggested &quot;prank gifts&quot; for [[trolls]] to send him. The day after Christmas, he went to a local [[GameStop]] to give an [[Yellow-Shirted Foe|employee]] a [[26 December 2014|special present]].<br /> <br /> ===[[2015]]===<br /> In the build-up, Chris [[Seasons Greetings|suggested several gifts]], and sang &quot;[[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===[[2016]]===<br /> Chris hoped that [[Bob]] would enjoy Christmas in his [[Chris and death|new life]]. He also uploaded an enormous wishlist of toys and [[Transformers]] junk for fans to buy for him. He uploaded [[Sorbet likes to play with his little robot|a video]] of [[Sorbet]] playing with a robot on Christmas day.<br /> <br /> ===[[2017]]===<br /> [[File:Sonichu 16 page-37.jpeg|thumb|right|200px|Christmas Day 2017, as portrayed in ''Sonichu'' #13.]]<br /> Chris [[December 2017 tweets|tweeted]] ''&quot;Just a simple Merry Christmas to Every Good Person. May your Wishes Be Answered Fully.&quot;'' According to page 33 of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], Chris kept busy on Christmas Day by reading the novel ''[[Nazis|The Man in the High Castle]]'' to appease the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' character Blanc (clearly one of the [[Idea Guys]] roleplaying as the CPU). Furthermore, Chris goes on to note that his communication with the CPU Vert was interrupted by ''Wolfenstein'' antagonist, <br /> Wilhelm Strasse.<br /> <br /> ===[[2018]]===<br /> On C-Mas 2018, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] was revealed to be behind the [[Dimensional Merge]], and they announced its delay until 2038 in our dimension. Chris still believes in it, and announced that he was &quot;''opening presents with [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel]], [[Sylvana]], [[Mewtwo]], [[Patti]] and our [[Raichu]], Fate. It was very lovely. 😊 The Dimension Merge is still in progress, within its final steps before the apex. The [[PsychicPowers|psychic]] and soulful links and events I have been having are becoming more frequent, so I do know. And all of the other deities have been working very hard together, with me as part of the group, to make this happen.''&quot;<br /> <br /> ===[[2019]]===<br /> Chris posted on [[Twitter]] that his sinus infection was gone, and he posted a new drawing of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2019 social media posts#Chris gears up for BABSCon with TSSSF cards]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> ===[[2020]]===<br /> On December 10, Chris, [[possessed]] by [[Sonichu]], stated that he didn't want presents, just money via PayPal, adding ''&quot;Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on Legos and vidya games. Bladdy, bladdy blah.” No, we could use some money to keep the bank accounts better afloat this time around. Okay?&quot;'' He also described an audio recording of a conversation between him and Magi-Chan as &quot;an impromptu Christmas gift for all of you.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for money]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> On Christmas day itself, he wished everyone a Merry Christmas [[Chris and language|in multiple languages]]&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#Merry Christmas]]&lt;/ref&gt; and claimed that an eighth [[Sonichu Ball]] had manifested itself at his house.&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2020 social media posts#Seven Crystal Balls]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===[[2021]]===<br /> Chris will be celebrating Christmas behind bars, following his [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case#Second court appearance|court case continuance into early-2022]].<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and religion]]<br /> *&quot;[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]&quot;<br /> *&quot;[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]&quot;<br /> *[[Holiday Greetings]]<br /> *&quot;[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]&quot;<br /> *[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]<br /> *[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|A Very ''Asperchu'' Christmas]]<br /> *[[Halloween]]<br /> {{Year}}<br /> [[Category:Events]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Kengle)&diff=273325 2021-12-04T01:43:23Z

<p>Holdek: Correcting</p> <hr /> <div>On 25 [[October 2021]], Chris sent '''the 2nd letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<br /> <br /> Highlights of this letter include:<br /> <br /> *Kengle trying and failing to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, despite the prison commissary selling them.<br /> *Kengle writing to Chris about a pardon issue, Chris tells him not to try too hard as he’s aware of Kengle’s “mental limitations.”<br /> *Chris being unsure of wanting to be kissed by either [[Null]] or Judas.<br /> *Chris talks about prison ramen.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Response==<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth.<br /> <br /> I recieved your letter late last week, and I was low on paper (full sheets) that were blank on both sides until today with two letter pads from the comissary.<br /> <br /> In response to your letter, firstly, and I quote the Inmate Handbook, &quot;Paperback Books only, must be mailed directly to you from the publisher, not a book store,&quot; (Also Used Books are not allowed; NEW/Mint Only) &quot;and require prior approval of the administration of Chief of Security&quot; (or Major David, specifically, as someone from Books Thru Bars had talked with as well),&quot;Books not coming directly from the publisher will be returned to sender.&quot; This had met my concern and curiosity after reading of your intentions to send a book. Unfortunately, just yesterday, the 21st, the book had arrived to the facility, But I got the Notice Form that I signed and suggested they return the book (return postage at my expense). You May want to contact that bookstore you ordered the book from to confirm refunding of at least the book price.<br /> <br /> Consolation; the comissary does offer a copy of a Holy Quran for $11.95, and a generous fan donated very well recently, so I've ordered a copy that I'll recieve this coming Friday. If you wish, you may donate $15 to my Inmate Account (counting the $3 fee deduction), and I'll still cite you as the individual who gifted me a Quran. Thank you, Kenneth.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That aside, it does not suprise me at all that my letter and revelation of me being the Literal Reincarnation of Jesus Christ would receive such a massive number of views and responses. You have done well as foreknown for years, and expected of you.<br /> <br /> You may or may not be aware of this, or got the hints and message before, But I Meditate A LOT, Involuentarily 24/7/365+1, and for me to meditate conciously and actively is to dive even deeper and deepest into EVERYTHING out of this Earth and All Universes, Cosmos, and Dimensions of this very Timeline, but also the infinite Multiverse and beyond, and even the Akashi Records, among which. So, I have access to ALL Greater and Ultimate Knowledge, Insights, Wisdoms, and Everything, and I Know all there is of the past, present and future.<br /> <br /> That being said, your input on MY relations in my past life over 2000 years ago and the connections to Islam and Muslims is nothing new to me and only offers the reminder and reconfirmation of details and interests my Body to make concious of these Quran details for itself. <br /> <br /> AND you can gaurantee I am and will speak True and Fact with you and all, as I also have before.<br /> <br /> I also appreciate your input on the Pardon and the situation at present, but there is more very well beyond That and Everything for you to individually comprehend for yourself. It is possible for you to learn for yourself, But... → ②}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|②...do not &quot;fly too close to the sun&quot; and download too much infomation into your brain that you overload it and disable yourself from accessing the infomation again. I keep my brain on good maintainence of infomation storage for what I require in each passing moment. I am well aware of your mental limitations and restritions, as well, Kenneth, so I warn you now that thou art encouraged to seek thy infomation in meditive connections, but exercise concious caution for yourself.<br /> <br /> Between you and I, Kenneth, I do wonder which is the better kisser: Judas, or Joshua C. &quot;NULL&quot; Moon. <br /> <br /> Also, I've made instant chicken ramen noodle soup today in a Coke bottle and ate the soup from an 8oz foam cup; I utilized a folded-twice sheet of paper for a funnel to get the crushed dry noodle bits into the bottle. For the cold I'm still recovering from, the soup was spiritually satisfying and SHAKINGLY Good and Fun to make. Nissin was the brand of this soup; I also know dry noodles can also be consumed like chips or crackers, but I like them better in my soup.<br /> <br /> Be Safe and Well, Kenneth. And go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power and Glory as God.<br /> <br /> Take Care.<br /> <br /> Mrs Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all.}}<br /> <br /> ==Original Letter==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 1.jpg<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 2.jpg<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Kengle)&diff=273324 2021-12-04T01:41:33Z

<p>Holdek: Again, it was actually the opposite</p> <hr /> <div>On 25 [[October 2021]], Chris sent '''the 2nd letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<br /> <br /> Highlights of this letter include:<br /> <br /> *Kengle trying and failing to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, despite the prison commissary selling them.<br /> *Kengle writing to Chris about a pardon issue, Chris tells him not to try too hard as he’s aware of Kengle’s “mental limitations.”<br /> *Chris being unsure of wanting to kiss either [[Null]] or Judas.<br /> *Chris talks about prison ramen.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Response==<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth.<br /> <br /> I recieved your letter late last week, and I was low on paper (full sheets) that were blank on both sides until today with two letter pads from the comissary.<br /> <br /> In response to your letter, firstly, and I quote the Inmate Handbook, &quot;Paperback Books only, must be mailed directly to you from the publisher, not a book store,&quot; (Also Used Books are not allowed; NEW/Mint Only) &quot;and require prior approval of the administration of Chief of Security&quot; (or Major David, specifically, as someone from Books Thru Bars had talked with as well),&quot;Books not coming directly from the publisher will be returned to sender.&quot; This had met my concern and curiosity after reading of your intentions to send a book. Unfortunately, just yesterday, the 21st, the book had arrived to the facility, But I got the Notice Form that I signed and suggested they return the book (return postage at my expense). You May want to contact that bookstore you ordered the book from to confirm refunding of at least the book price.<br /> <br /> Consolation; the comissary does offer a copy of a Holy Quran for $11.95, and a generous fan donated very well recently, so I've ordered a copy that I'll recieve this coming Friday. If you wish, you may donate $15 to my Inmate Account (counting the $3 fee deduction), and I'll still cite you as the individual who gifted me a Quran. Thank you, Kenneth.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That aside, it does not suprise me at all that my letter and revelation of me being the Literal Reincarnation of Jesus Christ would receive such a massive number of views and responses. You have done well as foreknown for years, and expected of you.<br /> <br /> You may or may not be aware of this, or got the hints and message before, But I Meditate A LOT, Involuentarily 24/7/365+1, and for me to meditate conciously and actively is to dive even deeper and deepest into EVERYTHING out of this Earth and All Universes, Cosmos, and Dimensions of this very Timeline, but also the infinite Multiverse and beyond, and even the Akashi Records, among which. So, I have access to ALL Greater and Ultimate Knowledge, Insights, Wisdoms, and Everything, and I Know all there is of the past, present and future.<br /> <br /> That being said, your input on MY relations in my past life over 2000 years ago and the connections to Islam and Muslims is nothing new to me and only offers the reminder and reconfirmation of details and interests my Body to make concious of these Quran details for itself. <br /> <br /> AND you can gaurantee I am and will speak True and Fact with you and all, as I also have before.<br /> <br /> I also appreciate your input on the Pardon and the situation at present, but there is more very well beyond That and Everything for you to individually comprehend for yourself. It is possible for you to learn for yourself, But... → ②}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|②...do not &quot;fly too close to the sun&quot; and download too much infomation into your brain that you overload it and disable yourself from accessing the infomation again. I keep my brain on good maintainence of infomation storage for what I require in each passing moment. I am well aware of your mental limitations and restritions, as well, Kenneth, so I warn you now that thou art encouraged to seek thy infomation in meditive connections, but exercise concious caution for yourself.<br /> <br /> Between you and I, Kenneth, I do wonder which is the better kisser: Judas, or Joshua C. &quot;NULL&quot; Moon. <br /> <br /> Also, I've made instant chicken ramen noodle soup today in a Coke bottle and ate the soup from an 8oz foam cup; I utilized a folded-twice sheet of paper for a funnel to get the crushed dry noodle bits into the bottle. For the cold I'm still recovering from, the soup was spiritually satisfying and SHAKINGLY Good and Fun to make. Nissin was the brand of this soup; I also know dry noodles can also be consumed like chips or crackers, but I like them better in my soup.<br /> <br /> Be Safe and Well, Kenneth. And go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power and Glory as God.<br /> <br /> Take Care.<br /> <br /> Mrs Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all.}}<br /> <br /> ==Original Letter==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 1.jpg<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 2.jpg<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jail_Letter_-_25_October_2021_(Kengle)&diff=273323 2021-12-04T01:33:12Z

<p>Holdek: In his letter he says the commissary DOES sell them</p> <hr /> <div>On 25 [[October 2021]], Chris sent '''the 2nd letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<br /> <br /> Highlights of this letter include:<br /> <br /> *Kengle trying and failing to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, despite the prison commissary selling them.<br /> *Kengle writing to Chris about a pardon issue, Chris basically tells him to try harder.<br /> *Chris being unsure of wanting to kiss either [[Null]] or Judas.<br /> *Chris talks about prison ramen.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Response==<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, Kenneth.<br /> <br /> I recieved your letter late last week, and I was low on paper (full sheets) that were blank on both sides until today with two letter pads from the comissary.<br /> <br /> In response to your letter, firstly, and I quote the Inmate Handbook, &quot;Paperback Books only, must be mailed directly to you from the publisher, not a book store,&quot; (Also Used Books are not allowed; NEW/Mint Only) &quot;and require prior approval of the administration of Chief of Security&quot; (or Major David, specifically, as someone from Books Thru Bars had talked with as well),&quot;Books not coming directly from the publisher will be returned to sender.&quot; This had met my concern and curiosity after reading of your intentions to send a book. Unfortunately, just yesterday, the 21st, the book had arrived to the facility, But I got the Notice Form that I signed and suggested they return the book (return postage at my expense). You May want to contact that bookstore you ordered the book from to confirm refunding of at least the book price.<br /> <br /> Consolation; the comissary does offer a copy of a Holy Quran for $11.95, and a generous fan donated very well recently, so I've ordered a copy that I'll recieve this coming Friday. If you wish, you may donate $15 to my Inmate Account (counting the $3 fee deduction), and I'll still cite you as the individual who gifted me a Quran. Thank you, Kenneth.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That aside, it does not suprise me at all that my letter and revelation of me being the Literal Reincarnation of Jesus Christ would receive such a massive number of views and responses. You have done well as foreknown for years, and expected of you.<br /> <br /> You may or may not be aware of this, or got the hints and message before, But I Meditate A LOT, Involuentarily 24/7/365+1, and for me to meditate conciously and actively is to dive even deeper and deepest into EVERYTHING out of this Earth and All Universes, Cosmos, and Dimensions of this very Timeline, but also the infinite Multiverse and beyond, and even the Akashi Records, among which. So, I have access to ALL Greater and Ultimate Knowledge, Insights, Wisdoms, and Everything, and I Know all there is of the past, present and future.<br /> <br /> That being said, your input on MY relations in my past life over 2000 years ago and the connections to Islam and Muslims is nothing new to me and only offers the reminder and reconfirmation of details and interests my Body to make concious of these Quran details for itself. <br /> <br /> AND you can gaurantee I am and will speak True and Fact with you and all, as I also have before.<br /> <br /> I also appreciate your input on the Pardon and the situation at present, but there is more very well beyond That and Everything for you to individually comprehend for yourself. It is possible for you to learn for yourself, But... → ②}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|②...do not &quot;fly too close to the sun&quot; and download too much infomation into your brain that you overload it and disable yourself from accessing the infomation again. I keep my brain on good maintainence of infomation storage for what I require in each passing moment. I am well aware of your mental limitations and restritions, as well, Kenneth, so I warn you now that thou art encouraged to seek thy infomation in meditive connections, but exercise concious caution for yourself.<br /> <br /> Between you and I, Kenneth, I do wonder which is the better kisser: Judas, or Joshua C. &quot;NULL&quot; Moon. <br /> <br /> Also, I've made instant chicken ramen noodle soup today in a Coke bottle and ate the soup from an 8oz foam cup; I utilized a folded-twice sheet of paper for a funnel to get the crushed dry noodle bits into the bottle. For the cold I'm still recovering from, the soup was spiritually satisfying and SHAKINGLY Good and Fun to make. Nissin was the brand of this soup; I also know dry noodles can also be consumed like chips or crackers, but I like them better in my soup.<br /> <br /> Be Safe and Well, Kenneth. And go forth in Peace and Clarity by my Power and Glory as God.<br /> <br /> Take Care.<br /> <br /> Mrs Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Savior and God of all.}}<br /> <br /> ==Original Letter==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 1.jpg<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 2.jpg<br /> File:Kengle's 2nd Letter page 3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Jail Letters]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Medallions&diff=273043 2021-11-29T03:21:29Z

<p>Holdek: /* Mark 1 (and decoy) */ Removed bullshit</p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{quote|Never retiring the medallion, Ever.|[[Chris]], February 2020&lt;ref&gt;[[February 2020 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]<br /> [[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]<br /> <br /> The '''Medallions''' (also called &quot;'''Medals'''&quot; by [[Chris]]) were a result of Chris's infatuation with his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Due to the frequency of wearing his medallions in videos, photos and in public, it has become one of his more memorable characteristics along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]].&lt;ref&gt;[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu &amp; Rosechu Blog]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;&quot;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[An Official Sonichu Update]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt; Although Chris's habit of wearing the medallion at fluctuated over the years, he still wears the medallion in public. He does not plan ever to retire it, despite its degrading condition.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6015357 Chris rebuffs suggestion to replace medallion, 15 February 2020]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters and previously produced them in larger numbers for purchase through [[eBay]]. All previous and current iterations have been made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint]], and the quality varies from medallion to medallion. <br /> <br /> In 2016, Chris made [[Christine Doll|a custom doll figure of himself]], based on a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' toy. He has been seen holding it up in videos and taking it out in public (visible from his purse), which suggests that the doll is a new spin on the medallion concept. More recently, Chris has often been seen wearing the medallion alongside his [[unicorn cosplay]] and [[Z-Ring]], most notably in a photo of him at [[Cville Pride]] published in the local newspaper ''Daily Progress'' in September 2017.<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> ==Origins and purpose==<br /> <br /> Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some {{w|Crayola}} Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].|Chris, on the [[CWCipedia]]&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot;&gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with {{w|Shrinky Dinks}} hanging from its chain.]]<br /> [[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|200px|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]<br /> <br /> &lt;!--[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]--&gt;<br /> <br /> Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.<br /> <br /> Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his &quot;[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]&quot; video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature. <br /> <br /> In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's &quot;like a nametag&quot; for him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]&lt;/ref&gt; In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion &quot;identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;diff=1997315096&amp;oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;/ref&gt; And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.<br /> <br /> Chris wrote on his [[MySpace]] profile in [[2008]] that he considers the medallion a signifier which makes him &quot;Very Easy to find in public&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;myspace&quot;&gt;&quot;I am Very Easy to find in public; I usually wear my Sonichu Medallion.&quot; [[MySpace#July 2008]]&lt;/ref&gt;, suggesting that he may use the medallion as a kind of mobile [[attraction sign]]: a conversation piece to invite potential [[sweetheart]]s to ask about Sonichu, giving Chris an excuse to launch into a tirade about [[Chris and his ego|his famous creation which has made him]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase|beloved across the world]].<br /> <br /> Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 21]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Each medallion is constructed from {{w|Crayola}} Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a {{w|Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson}} wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he most likely has {{w|sensory defensiveness}}, which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied {{w|Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink}} charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.<br /> <br /> ==The Medallions==<br /> ===Sonichu Medallion===<br /> [[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|left|Yes, he even wore it to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation...]]<br /> [[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|Before [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]<br /> Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has frequently worn for most of his adult life, aside from a good chunk the time between [[2010]] and [[2017]] where he wore it more sparingly. Chris has worn this pretty consistently since then, usually alongside a necklace adorned with [[magic stones]] befitting of [[Chris and religion|his pseudo-religious beliefs]].<br /> <br /> This medallion, of course, depicts Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent Powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> As Chris explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], his medallion gives him no special powers in real life.<br /> <br /> Chris has repeatedly claimed that, in order for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, it requires him to wear the medallion during its filming. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|videos he posted confessing his homosexuality]], since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Prototype====<br /> {{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associate's degree in CAD/CAM.]]<br /> <br /> It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a &quot;CWC&quot; logo, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]].<br /> <br /> Chris wore this medallion as late as [[2004#May|May 2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].<br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 1 (and decoy)====<br /> [[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it in his sex fantasies.]]<br /> [[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]<br /> [[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's [[Creepy stare|supposed reaction]] to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]<br /> <br /> By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,&lt;ref name=&quot;Son cpedia&quot; /&gt; Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain, it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.<br /> <br /> No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures, they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's &quot;ears&quot; and &quot;cheeks&quot;, without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the &quot;stolen&quot; medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].<br /> <br /> Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the &quot;real&quot; one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unknown.<br /> <br /> A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s former owner/webmaster, Girlvinyl.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|k3Jr2ZktVfI}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Mark 2====<br /> [[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]<br /> <br /> After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from &quot;her&quot;, Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] explaining that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.<br /> <br /> Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. During this same exchange, he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case, he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2009]], [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his {{w|rectum}}. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive Max or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris thinks that [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would &quot;have another heart attack&quot; if he knew the details.<br /> <br /> ====Mark 3====<br /> [[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''{{w|The Blair Witch Project}}'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]<br /> [[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]<br /> <br /> Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.<br /> <br /> In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.<br /> <br /> Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum. <br /> <br /> On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.<br /> <br /> The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.<br /> <br /> As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.<br /> <br /> For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.<br /> <br /> The medallion was shattered when Chris accidentally dropped it on the floor at [[The End Games]] in April 2017.<br /> <br /> ====Mark 4 and beyond====<br /> [[File:VDAy shirt.jpeg|thumb|100|The filthy medallion in February 2020.]]<br /> <br /> The latest medallion, with numerous modifications made to it over the years (see Modified Medallion section below), has become increasingly discolored from late-2019 onward.<br /> <br /> Chris inadvertently revealed the reason in a [[Discord]] comment:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Celestial Key, Chrysoberyl, Medallion, and Lemurian Seed go into the shower and bed with me as well And combined with my Larimar Stone, I've personally met and made allies with the Goddess of Lemuria.|Chris on his collection of [[magic stones]].}}<br /> <br /> As Crayola Model Magic is porous when hardened, while Chris showers with it on, the medallion absorbs grime such as soap scum and skin cells. The surface of the Mark 4 medallion has also become increasingly uneven and discolored over time due to frequent contact with hot water.<br /> <br /> The medallion was last seen during Chris' arrest on 1 August 2021, and it's unknown if Chris took it to jail.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Rosechu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]<br /> [[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> The [[Rosechu]] medallion is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. It was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Only one Rosechu medallion existed, until Chris started making them for sale.<br /> <br /> The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].<br /> <br /> In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.<br /> <br /> &lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Black Sonichu medallion===<br /> [[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]<br /> [[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]<br /> <br /> Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],&lt;ref&gt;As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].<br /> <br /> The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Jiggliami medallion===<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]<br /> [[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]<br /> Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.<br /> <br /> It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.<br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Asperchu Medallion===<br /> [[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]] <br /> In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's [[Magical Man|mysterious friend]] is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and hung it up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until its destruction during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] of January 2014,&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]&lt;/ref&gt; covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Modified Medallion===<br /> [[File:MAGfest stuff2.jpg|thumb|200px|Modified to include elements from Sonichite and ''Neptunia''.]]<br /> <br /> Chris upgraded his medallion in June 2017 to include [[Sonichite]], by placing a painted sticker on the back of it, channeling [[Pokémon]]'s Mega Stone power-up item.<br /> <br /> In January 2018, he altered it again, this time to include a Share Crystal, fashioned from a Purple Rupee he had bought at [[MAGfest]].&lt;ref&gt;[[January 2018 tweets]]&lt;/ref&gt; Share Crystals are an integral part of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'s lore, representing faith in CPU goddesses and allowing them to recharge. Chris had made &quot;Share your shares&quot; a frequent rallying cry when he discovered the game.&lt;ref&gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Magic stones===<br /> {{see also|Magic stones}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his [[magic stones]] along with the medallion.]]<br /> [[File:24 03 20 Back of medallion.jpg|thumb|left|Magic stone on the back of the medallion]]<br /> [[Emily]] noted that around summer 2019, Chris was wearing a pouch of rocks around his neck in addition to the medallion, believing the rocks to have mystical powers&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5107905&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> [[File:September28TwitterMedallion2.jpg|thumb|Damaged medallion in 2020]]<br /> {{quote|Once he told me his neck hurts and when I told him it was probably because of his rocks he gave me the [[Creepy stare|1000 yard stare]] and I could tell his brain was malfunctioning for a response.|Emily}}<br /> <br /> Chris later purchased a set of containers for the stones to hang alongside his medallion.<br /> <br /> {{Clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Obtaining medallions==<br /> [[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]<br /> <br /> Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.<br /> <br /> ===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]=== <br /> *Sonichu v.1<br /> *Sonichu Decoy<br /> *Rosechu<br /> *Black Sonichu<br /> *Jiggliami<br /> <br /> ===Destroyed by Chris===<br /> *Sonichu v.2 (under duress)<br /> *Sonichu v.3 (by accident)<br /> <br /> ===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===<br /> *Asperchu<br /> <br /> ==Hiatus and the return==<br /> [[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|Old habits die hard.]]<br /> <br /> Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image, though he eventually returned to wearing it. <br /> <br /> Even while Chris had given up wearing the medallion, it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off-brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.<br /> <br /> In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014 Facebook post]].&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In October 2015, Chris was spotted in public, at [[The End Games]] card shop, wearing the Medallion. He was also wearing it at [[Cville Pride]] a year later. Interestingly, Chris seems to now exclusively wear the medallion in public, despite no longer wearing it in his videos. This trend lends credence to Chris's previous statement that he wears the medallion so that [[Boyfriend-free girl|friends and well-wishers]] can identify him in public&lt;ref name=&quot;myspace&quot;/&gt;.<br /> <br /> To promote his $12,000 eBay auction for [[The Classic]] in [[April 2017]], Chris donned the medallion on video once more in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. He wore it to events that year, such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] and [[BronyCon]].<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:133696094632.jpg|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].<br /> File:Chris Lego.jpg|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!<br /> File:HOW MANY GENDERS ARE THERE.png|In 2016.<br /> File:Chris posing with S-chu Ball, Nov 2017.jpg ‎|In 2017.<br /> File:Our signatures00001.png|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]] and the latter the medallion.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==The medallion goes mass-market==<br /> [[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]<br /> [[File:Medallion making framework.jpg|thumb|200px|Medallion blueprint]]<br /> ===Overview===<br /> On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[eBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also &quot;most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing.&quot; His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his eBay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300. In July he sold a few medallion/[[Amiibo]] bundle sets, and in August listed 20 more standalone medallions. Chris likely used a stencil to shape pieces of [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]] into the medallion, as evidenced by the scuff marks on the &quot;blueprints&quot;. Aside from use as a stencil, it has no other purposes [[CADD|without labels or measurements]].<br /> <br /> ===eBay Description===<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked &quot;Fragile&quot;. My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked &quot;Fragile; Handle With Care&quot;. I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;**&lt;/nowiki&gt;NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Medallions 1.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 2.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 3.JPG<br /> File:Medallions 4.JPG<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===eBay Questions and Answers===<br /> {{email|<br /> Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I can do both medals like that.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, any of those characters are most doable.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Can we request medallions of minor characters?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?<br /> }}<br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Yes.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Etsy Questions and Answers===<br /> A fan's particular requests for custom medallions in [[September 2015]] required a brief conversation:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|What is Robee's girlfriend's name and how did she meet her?}}<br /> <br /> Chris replied:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That is still yet to be determined.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Im asking cuz I wanna order 4 custom medallions.<br /> <br /> 1 Of me<br /> <br /> 1 of Trunks from Dragonball GT (not Z or Super)<br /> <br /> 1 Of Robee<br /> <br /> and<br /> <br /> 1 of Robee's girlfriend<br /> <br /> itd be good to have a name and history to go with the face.<br /> <br /> its not Mimi is it?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|It is definitely not Mimi. I will get back to you on Robee's sweetheart. And I can definitely fill that custom medallion order set you described. I will have your last order shipped out very soon. Thank you for your continued patronage.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|You're welcome! Does Robee have autism? What kind of stuff does she like to do in her spare time?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Robee is Not autistic. In her spare time, she likes to be active, rather it's going out for a run, trying to meet the speed to make her own Zapping Booms (like her daddy), mingling and hanging out with her girl friends (her sweetheart is part of that friendship circle). Or spending time alone with her sweetheart, sharing secrets, having fun, and the private matters. She, Robee's Sweetheart, really enjoys the best of both the tribbing, the traditional, and the other things. Robee also enjoy playing the Wii Sports and Sonic/Mario Olympic games, writing out her thoughts in her diary, and self-reflecting and meditate. She is no stranger to a party either.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Does Robee turn into Ultra Sonichu or a woman scorned like Rosechu? Also, what Robee's reason behind becoming a tomgirl?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|She is a Female Soul trapped in a male body, and she really likes doing nearly everything with style, flare, and functional-to-her dashin' fashion.}}<br /> [[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]<br /> ===Facebook Notices===<br /> As with other aspects of his eBay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|12 September 2014<br /> I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|25(?) September 2014<br /> I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.<br /> <br /> Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....<br /> <br /> First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5&quot; square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.<br /> <br /> And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!<br /> <br /> Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|1 October 2014<br /> My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br /> <br /> In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&amp;W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&amp;W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br /> <br /> I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===The Mr. Smith Situation===<br /> Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[September 2014]], Mr. Smith ordered a Sonichu medallion from Chris on eBay, who stated that it would take two weeks to ship. After two weeks passed, Mr. Smith, believing that the two-week period meant the medallion would be created and shipped during that time, contacted Chris, who stated he didn't make the medallion yet and lacked the money to ship it. This resulted in Mr. Smith filing a claim against him on 18 September, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> At this point, Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|26 September 2014<br /> PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!<br /> <br /> Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!}}<br /> <br /> To which he added:<br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!<br /> <br /> [Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].<br /> <br /> Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Mr. Smith was upset. At this point, the credibility of Smith's complaints became less important.<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Dear [omitted],<br /> <br /> Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|27 September 2014<br /> I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.<br /> <br /> Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!<br /> <br /> [[Chris and negotiation|Can't we just forgive and forget?]] Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?<br /> <br /> Good Grief!!!<br /> <br /> --:( feeling drained.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.<br /> <br /> {{email|<br /> Dear jesusguidesme2,<br /> <br /> I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|30 September 2014<br /> I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.<br /> <br /> His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested to be a portrait of himself with Sonichu. <br /> <br /> The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a &quot;troll face&quot;; depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying &quot;You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?&quot; Chris also wrote on the drawing, &quot;YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES.&quot; <br /> <br /> Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:<br /> <br /> {{EmailReply|<br /> I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!<br /> <br /> -jesusguidesme2<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. In the end, he got the following loot for free:<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|&quot;Angry eyes&quot; Sonichu.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.<br /> File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Needless to say, Chris did not come out of this fiasco looking as good as he [[Chris and his ego|probably thought he did]].<br /> <br /> ===The Received Medallions===<br /> Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as &quot;Christine,&quot; but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.<br /> <br /> ===Outsourcing production===<br /> Around [[October 2017]], Chris said that he wanted to have people produce medallions for his Sonichu merchandise business.&lt;ref&gt;[[CLog Special - PATREON &amp; MORE]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]], he demonstrated how to create a medallion.<br /> [[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|thumb|The awful third party Praetor Medallion]]<br /> <br /> Chris's goal of working as little as possible in medallion production was achieved in [[December 2020]]. Chris revealed that he had successfully outsourced the creation of the Sonichu medallions to a group of [[enablers]] known as [[Praetor]]. Chris also stated that some of the profits would go directly to him, although the exact amount is unknown. Despite ostensibly being made by people who are not autistic (or at least not as retarded as Chris), these particular medallions somehow managed to look even worse than Chris's handiwork made with far less effort (even by Chris's standards).&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2020 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; Regardless of shitty quality, the medallions sold out quickly- over 150 units were sold and dozens of glowing reviews were garnered.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 13 March 2021, Chris announced on [[Twitter]] that he would be selling &quot;limited run&quot; Golden Sonichu Medallions in collaboration with Praetor on his [[Etsy]] page.&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2021 social media posts#Golden Medallion]]&lt;/ref&gt; There were three medallions in production and were listed at $60 usd each. Those who purchased the medallions also had the ability to access Chris's private [[discord]] server and presumably talk to Chris himself. According to one buyer of a gold medallion, their messages were ignored and they never got into the server- but subpar customer service isn't too surprising all things considered.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Gallery of medallions, thus far<br /> |&lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.<br /> File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].<br /> File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.<br /> File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.<br /> File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.<br /> File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.<br /> File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.<br /> File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.<br /> File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.<br /> File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.<br /> File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.<br /> File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.<br /> File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.<br /> File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.<br /> File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.<br /> File:Med 34.png|Number 34.<br /> File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.<br /> File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.<br /> File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.<br /> File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.<br /> File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.<br /> File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, &quot;Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]&quot;.<br /> File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).<br /> File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.<br /> File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.<br /> File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.<br /> File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.<br /> File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.<br /> File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].<br /> File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.<br /> File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.<br /> File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.<br /> File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.<br /> File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.<br /> File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.<br /> File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.<br /> File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].<br /> File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.<br /> File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.<br /> File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, &quot;Care and Maintainence&quot;.<br /> File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.<br /> File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.<br /> File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.<br /> File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.<br /> File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.<br /> File:Meds 64 &amp; 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.<br /> File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.<br /> File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.<br /> File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.<br /> File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.<br /> File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had &quot;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]&quot; on it.<br /> File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.<br /> File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.<br /> File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.<br /> File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as &quot;[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]&quot; found inside the box.<br /> File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.<br /> File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.<br /> File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. &quot;([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.<br /> File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.<br /> File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. &quot;Yuya's Pendant&quot;.<br /> File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.<br /> File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.<br /> File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.<br /> File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.<br /> File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].<br /> File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.<br /> File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.<br /> File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.<br /> File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 C.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 D.png|Number 78, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 B.png|Number 78.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 E.png|Number 79, box.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.<br /> File:Med 78&amp;79 F.png|Numbers 78 &amp; 79, certificates.<br /> File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].<br /> File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.<br /> File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, &quot;Red&quot; Sonichu, apparently another original character.<br /> File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.<br /> File:Med85.png|Number 85.<br /> File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.<br /> File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.<br /> File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.<br /> File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.<br /> File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.<br /> File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.<br /> File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.<br /> File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.<br /> File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. &quot;Please Leave Positive Feedback.&quot;<br /> File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.<br /> File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.<br /> File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.<br /> File:Med 123.png|Number 123.<br /> File:Med126.jpg|Number 126.<br /> File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.<br /> File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.<br /> File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.<br /> File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as &quot;Christine.&quot;<br /> File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.<br /> File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.<br /> File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.<br /> File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.<br /> File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.<br /> File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.<br /> File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.<br /> File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.<br /> File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.<br /> File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.<br /> File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].<br /> File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.<br /> File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.<br /> File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].<br /> File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.<br /> File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.<br /> File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by &quot;Kinisis Gaming.&quot;<br /> File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named &quot;Dcencia.&quot; <br /> File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named &quot;Jeatz Axl.&quot;<br /> File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.<br /> File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.<br /> File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.<br /> File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.<br /> File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.<br /> File:Med 192A.jpg|Number 192.<br /> File:Med 192B.jpg|Number 192, back.<br /> File:Med 192C.jpg|Number 192, box and certificate.<br /> File:Med 192D.jpg|Number 192, instructions. Lots of hair.<br /> File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by &quot;Dcencia.&quot;<br /> File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by &quot;Dcencia.&quot;<br /> File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].<br /> File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.<br /> File:Med 209A.jpg|Number 209, box and certificate.<br /> File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.<br /> File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.<br /> File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.<br /> File:Med instagram.jpg|Unknown number, posted on Instagram.<br /> File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named &quot;Jojoswoon.&quot;<br /> File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to Internet animator OneyNG&lt;ref&gt;[https://twitter.com/oneyng/status/549287362824781824 Twitter]&lt;/ref&gt;, co-creator of ''Hellbenders'' and friend of [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Spazkid]].<br /> File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user &quot;divintrial&quot; with his medallion.<br /> File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.<br /> File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.<br /> File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.<br /> File:Medallion_251.jpg|A happy owner of 251. Couldn't ask for a better birthday gift.<br /> File:Med 254.jpg| Medallion 254. This one had hair in it.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> A few purchasers included videos:<br /> <br /> Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ<br /> <br /> Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0<br /> <br /> Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI<br /> <br /> Number 199: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP5HANhgZaU&amp;feature=youtu.be<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power<br /> *[[Christine Doll]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> {{BusinessList}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=More_of_Cole%E2%80%99s_Things_for_Sale&diff=272611 2021-11-17T16:12:42Z

<p>Holdek: /* Transcript */ Copyedit</p> <hr /> <div><br /> '''More of Cole’s Things for Sale''' is a video where Chris lists more of [[Cole Smithey|Cole's]] belongings for sale.<br /> <br /> The listings are archived on the [[2018 Sales Listings‎]] page under April.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = More of Cole’s Things for Sale<br /> | ytid = a89qbwYI4MA<br /> | stardate = 5 [[April 2018]]<br /> | subject = {{Marketing|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = <br /> | shirt = {{GopnikOutfit|text}}<br /> | previous = [[CWC Ancestry]]<br /> | next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne|Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Look! Bruce Lee! Bruce Lee! Bruce Lee! If that's his autograph, that'd by worth it|Desperate to sell Cole's junk}}<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> Selling off more of Cole’s things: see what will be listed. HE WAS A KISS FAN!<br /> <br /> <br /> https://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982/<br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again- and today I'm gonna be putting up some more stuff from my &quot;budder&quot; (brother) Joseph Cole Smithey on the ebay for y'all to buy.<br /> <br /> We definitely have one of a kind unique items here! It's gonna- they're gonna be a great buy, a great 'vestment and they'll each come with a certificate of authenticity individually marked from me and out mother Barbara Chandler. With our init- out names on them- and that's personally verifying. <br /> <br /> Some of these actually have Cole's signature on 'em. <br /> <br /> So let's take a look at a few. For example, the first one here- this... this poster sized &quot;model rocket flight sequence&quot; that... uh... Joe Cool himself put his name on. Working with his partner... and so much of his handwriting all over the place. [''camera roams around poster''] This is a very good collectible... definitely somethin' to have from the Smithey man himself... Old Joe Cool...<br /> <br /> Uh... (unintelligible) masking tape not included.<br /> <br /> Now lets see, we also have here &quot;A Complete Study of Skin Diving&quot; by Ray (???) and... guess what's inside? Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Baba! He wrote his initials. He took a skin diving course, and this was the book he studied with. <br /> <br /> And we also got some other good goodies, so now let's take a look here... da-da-ta-da-da-dada. <br /> <br /> Here we have that was presented pers- to him personally from Pack 883- his Boy Scout certificate... His contribution to the youth in 1968- huh! Day before... my birthday. <br /> <br /> And also, uh, his certificate from the Kim School of Tae Kwon Do. [''Holds certficate in silence'']<br /> <br /> And we have some foders (folders) of his. Bunch'a good stuff in their, lots of good stuff. So lets take a look at them one at a time. <br /> <br /> He has a whole bunch of Kiss stuff! He had a whole bunch of Kiss stuff. You just take a look in here and you just see this there's some good Kiss memorabilia- Oop! [''Zooms in on what is clearly not Peter Criss' autograph''] Someone tell me if that is his autograph either in Coles handwriting or if Peter Criss actually autographed the binder, because- because... I don't know. Anyway, there are some- heres a bunch of photos of... Kiss... hm. Here's a Kiss Army book- oop! it's a binder... &quot;You're in the Army now!&quot; Heh!... Love gun! Really? What's that for? Oh, and also, a comic book I didn't even know exists. And its super special KISS!- ARRGGG! [''turns camera to face, flicks tongue around'']- heh heh. All the pages in their and everything, just- oh, look at that! They even have (???) and Justice Legaue on the back. <br /> <br /> Well... whatever, I dunno. Anyway, so... Kiss Army, and this Super Teen special with inside look at Kiss- and let's see, you've got uh- this, and that, heh- a newsletter, a couple of newsletters, huh. Kiss- feels like... a sticker, or something... hm. It is a old sticker. [''reading from advertisement'' Don't miss any of these releases on record and tape! Big ol' Kiss folder right here! Get the most for your money here, folks!<br /> <br /> So... this'll be going good on ebay, and you'll definitely be able to get your money back if you try and sell this one (unintelligible) I don't know... anyway.<br /> <br /> Let's see, what else do we got here. I mean, some other (???) and (???) but I'm gonna show em anyway. He drew a bunch of... mazes. There's his initials right there, you can compare that to... previous. And uh... this, that, and the other, huh. He liked mazes! He like doing mazes, he liked drawing mazes, he was... aMAZing! <br /> <br /> Look! Bruce Lee! [''Deep voice''] Bruce Lee! [''High-pitched voice''] Bruce Lee! If that's his autograph, that'd by worth it, but I don't know. I'm not sayin'! I'm not confirming or denying, cause I don't know just yet. Anyways, so, Bruce Lee stuff. Let's see what else we got here... oh whats this, huh. (unintelligible) hm... what else we got here... what's this? Mr. Joe Smithey, Houston, Texas, valid phone-a-gram receipt... well, okay, whatever... maybe he wrote this? Maybe Cole wrote all of this? Anyway, stuff from his school day's, I'm sure. Anyway, hm. Let's see what else we got here. <br /> <br /> I noticed something funny here- this (???) wait, what's this &quot;Kiss Army&quot;- huh. &quot;... is recognized as a good name in state on the Kiss Army!&quot; Well, that's good fe- I ought to put that on the other folder. <br /> <br /> Associate Member of the... Revell?... all-star racing team- wow! Ha! I thought I saw something on the folder. This is a blank page in here, that's funny. I thought I saw something else... maybe that was in another folder is- looked at. <br /> <br /> Oh, here it is. Disney Magazine, from... a past September. Gonna sell that individually. But, you can definitely tell this was owned... by Cole, got some comics, and stuff in there. What year is this, da da da da da, September... anything on the back? No, but, oh boy. You gotta read this in the mirror to figure out what they're sayin'. Okay, that's funnny, that's funny to me. Anyway, ah, other stuff... piece of paper. <br /> <br /> (???) Is there anything in the bag? Um... blank piece of paper in the bag. I don't know why that was in here, but anyway, so... (???)<br /> <br /> Alright, what we got here. Oh yeah! Got an A- on... his... report of &quot;The Meeting of-on the Mill, by Cole Smithey&quot; Apparently there's two copies here... <br /> <br /> And uh... oh! The Zero Zone by Cole Smithey. Uh, something he wrote himself, I guess. And, drawings. Hm. That'd be cool. The Zero Zone by Cole Smithey! Da da da da da!... That'd be good by itself.<br /> <br /> And, what do we got here- what do we got, what do we got. Uh, report on... Brazil, by Cole Smithey. Heh heh! And, the History of Venezuela. Such different names! why is... that in here? okay yeah, you can tell that's definitely different handwriting, I dunno, uh... (???) That's kind of a curious question. <br /> <br /> Also, here's a bunch of paper clippings of his stuff. Huh. Imma put everything Kiss in the Kiss folder. Again, I don't want that falling away. Come on, stay! You stay! Don't fall! Don't fall! You stay! Stop falling! Stop falling! Eh! There. Just uh... some clipping art- ay! a fonzi picture! uh-oh, and... I'm dropping clippings all over the place!<br /> <br /> Am I fumbling? Maybe, but I'm doing this- Ay! Fonzi! [''laughs''] I dunno- maybe it is a picture of the Fonz, from the magazine, Mugging Minors on the back, I don't know. Okay, that was silly, that was fun [''sighs'']<br /> <br /> Darn it! You're (???) here! <br /> <br /> One more folder, let's see... (???) 'nother maze... oh yeah, apparently ah... Order of the... Molay? Hm. Thats... interesting.<br /> <br /> Anyway's, uh, that's pretty much it for now. Okay, thank you guys. [''Barb can be heard possibly yelling in the background as the video ends.'']<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Ancestry]]|nextlink=[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne|Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Ancestry&diff=272610 2021-11-17T16:10:11Z

<p>Holdek: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Taxpayermoney}}<br /> [[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's 23andMe results from March 2018.]]<br /> [[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated ancestry as of 11 October 2020.]]<br /> '''CWC Ancestry''' is a video of [[Chris]] explaining the results of a DNA test from 23andme.com, which the [[Idea Guys]] had him take.&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord Q&amp;A 7]]&lt;/ref&gt; He proudly declares and talks about his [[Michael_Snyder|Jewish]] and [[Niggos|African]] ancestry, despite the fact that he's not even 0.1% of either. The DNA test also reveals that he is not [[Cherokian_Clan|Native American]] as he previously thought he was.<br /> <br /> Sometime after the video was uploaded in 2018, Chris's 23andme results were updated to be more accurate. Chris has in fact no Iberian or Jewish ancestry, but he is 1.3% [[Super Mario Bros.|Italian]] and 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] (the closest thing in his ancestry to Cherokee). He is also 76.1% British/Irish rather than 55.0%.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Ancestry<br /> | ytid = Ig-r67Ew7FA<br /> | stardate = 31 [[March 2018]]<br /> | subject = {{Racism|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br /> | shirt = <br /> | previous = [[Our signatures]]<br /> | next = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I extend the same apologies to the black people|Chris upon learning he is 0.0001% [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited niggo]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> Brought to you by 23&amp;me; get Your Ancestry History and Report.<br /> <br /> My Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/e374f28fdb9d4f4a/?share_id=d1d6ea328ad541ac&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=ancestry_composition<br /> <br /> My Father's Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/d202df0525224336/?share_id=c61eba65271f4604&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=paternal_haplogroup<br /> <br /> My Mother's Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/82c08e4fc1124c94/?share_id=3bbc52fc047f45a0&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=maternal_haplogroup<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> Hello, everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and today we are... talking about ancestry, [[Chris and brand loyalty|sponsored by... 23andMe]], 23andMe.com, that's where I pay my money, that's where I send my [[Semen|DNA]], that's where I got my salt - my results earlier today. And, apparently, one - I'm 100%... European. But also, in my... paternal hay - haplogroup, which comes from [[Bob Chandler|my father]], apparently, there was some [[Niggos|black]] in him, so... [[Chris and reality|I'm black too]]. Hmm!<br /> <br /> And out of that, uh, ancestry composition, it's - I'm 55% [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|British and Irish]], 28.1% French and German, 3.8% [[PewDiePie|Scandinavian]], 12.7% broadly northwestern European, and s - I'm .3% [[Chris and Spanish|Iberian]], I'm less than .1% Ashkenazi... [''ash-KEN-uh-zi'']... ''[[Michael Snyder|Jewish]]''... and .2% broadly European. So, huh, black and Jewish behind... this person. This individual right here. I'm black and Jewish, mixed a little bit.<br /> <br /> So, [''[[Pedo-Glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|dramatic glasses removal]]''] on the first - on the high note of that, I'm definitely taking the first... [[Chris and English|preposition]] to address, I personally wish to extend my apologies, my most sincere apologies to every single Jewish individual in this world, and [[Reality Cartoon|everywhere else]]... for, uh, saying all the hurtful things I have said in the past, over the years. And, also, I extend the same apologies to the black people. I never really had any offense against black people, mind you. [[Chris and music|I'm a fan of Michael Jackson, I'm a fan of Louie Armstrong]], I was a fan of Redd Foxx, I was a fan of... I was a fan of the guy who played... George [[wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Sanford]]... [[wikipedia:George Jefferson|George... Jefferson]]! [''raspberry''] I like black people, alright?<br /> <br /> And I didn't really have a thing against Jewish, except, uh, for, pff, uh, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|that one time where I said that thing hastily]] to... [[Michael Snyder]], if you're listening to this, I apologize to you as well for that hurtful insult, so. And I'd like to go ahead and state and emphasize right now that... I recognize, mysel- I appreciate my Jewish heritage, and... I respect all Jewish people from now on and everywhere else, and I encourage to do the sa- everybody else to do the same, but... I reserve my right to not celebrate Jewish holidays. I may, if I am invited, then I'll celebrate with all of you, but that's not gonna be my typical thing. So with that, uh, everybody, be appreciative, be open, be kind, be supportive. I'm still a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]]. Okay? Alright.<br /> <br /> And I put down links on my [[Twitter]], and on [[Facebook]], to... among which, my ancestry composition, my [[HEXBox|halo]]groups of my father and [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]], so... I'll copy those in the... link down below this - down below this video. Thank you all so much, and have a... good, safe day.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Our signatures]]|nextlink=[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Ancestry&diff=272609 2021-11-17T16:09:07Z

<p>Holdek: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Taxpayermoney}}<br /> [[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's 23andMe results from March 2018.]]<br /> [[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated ancestry as of 11 October 2020.]]<br /> '''CWC Ancestry''' is a video of [[Chris]] explaining the results of a DNA test from 23andme.com, which the [[Idea Guys]] had him take.&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord Q&amp;A 7]]&lt;/ref&gt; He proudly declares and talks about his [[Michael_Snyder|Jewish]] and [[Niggos|African]] ancestry, despite the fact that he's not even 0.1% of either. The DNA test also reveals that he is not [[Cherokian_Clan|Native American]] as he previously thought he was.<br /> <br /> Sometime after the video was uploaded in 2018, Chris's 23andme results were updated to be more accurate. Chris has in fact no Iberian or Jewish ancestry, but he is 1.3% [[Super Mario Bros.|Italian]] and 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] (the closest thing in his ancestry to Cherokee). He is also 76.1% British/Irish rather than 55.0%.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Ancestry<br /> | ytid = Ig-r67Ew7FA<br /> | stardate = 31 [[March 2018]]<br /> | subject = {{Racism|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br /> | shirt = <br /> | previous = [[Our signatures]]<br /> | next = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I extend the same apologies to the black people|Chris upon learning he is 0.0001% [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited niggo]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> Brought to you by 23&amp;me; get Your Ancestry History and Report.<br /> <br /> My Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/e374f28fdb9d4f4a/?share_id=d1d6ea328ad541ac&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=ancestry_composition<br /> <br /> My Father's Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/d202df0525224336/?share_id=c61eba65271f4604&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=paternal_haplogroup<br /> <br /> My Mother's Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/82c08e4fc1124c94/?share_id=3bbc52fc047f45a0&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=maternal_haplogroup<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> Hello, everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and today we are... talking about ancestry, [[Chris and brand loyalty|sponsored by... 23andMe]], 23andMe.com, that's where I pay my money, that's where I send my [[Semen|DNA]], that's where I got my salt - my results earlier today. And, apparently, one - I'm 100%... European. But also, in my... paternal hay - haplogroup, which comes from [[Bob Chandler|my father]], apparently, there was some [[Niggos|black]] in him, so... [[Chris and reality|I'm black too]]. Hmm!<br /> <br /> And out of that, uh, ancestry composition, it's - I'm 55% [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|British and Irish]], 28.1% French and German, 3.8% [[PewDiePie|Scandinavian]], 12.7% broadly northwestern European, and s - I'm .3% [[Chris and Spanish|Iberian]], I'm less than .1% Ashkenazi... [''ash-KEN-uh-zi'']... ''[[Michael Snyder|Jewish]]''... and .2% broadly European. So, huh, black and Jewish behind... this person. This individual right here. I'm black and Jewish, mixed a little bit.<br /> <br /> So, [''[[dramatic glasses removal]]''] on the first - on the high note of that, I'm definitely taking the first... [[Chris and English|preposition]] to address, I personally wish to extend my apologies, my most sincere apologies to every single Jewish individual in this world, and [[Reality Cartoon|everywhere else]]... for, uh, saying all the hurtful things I have said in the past, over the years. And, also, I extend the same apologies to the black people. I never really had any offense against black people, mind you. [[Chris and music|I'm a fan of Michael Jackson, I'm a fan of Louie Armstrong]], I was a fan of Redd Foxx, I was a fan of... I was a fan of the guy who played... George [[wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Sanford]]... [[wikipedia:George Jefferson|George... Jefferson]]! [''raspberry''] I like black people, alright?<br /> <br /> And I didn't really have a thing against Jewish, except, uh, for, pff, uh, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|that one time where I said that thing hastily]] to... [[Michael Snyder]], if you're listening to this, I apologize to you as well for that hurtful insult, so. And I'd like to go ahead and state and emphasize right now that... I recognize, mysel- I appreciate my Jewish heritage, and... I respect all Jewish people from now on and everywhere else, and I encourage to do the sa- everybody else to do the same, but... I reserve my right to not celebrate Jewish holidays. I may, if I am invited, then I'll celebrate with all of you, but that's not gonna be my typical thing. So with that, uh, everybody, be appreciative, be open, be kind, be supportive. I'm still a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]]. Okay? Alright.<br /> <br /> And I put down links on my [[Twitter]], and on [[Facebook]], to... among which, my ancestry composition, my [[HEXBox|halo]]groups of my father and [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]], so... I'll copy those in the... link down below this - down below this video. Thank you all so much, and have a... good, safe day.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Our signatures]]|nextlink=[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Ancestry&diff=272608 2021-11-17T16:08:19Z

<p>Holdek: /* Transcript */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Taxpayermoney}}<br /> [[File:Ancestry composition1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's 23andMe results from March 2018.]]<br /> [[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's updated ancestry as of 11 October 2020.]]<br /> '''CWC Ancestry''' is a video of [[Chris]] explaining the results of a DNA test from 23andme.com, which the [[Idea Guys]] had him take.&lt;ref&gt;[[Discord Q&amp;A 7]]&lt;/ref&gt; He proudly declares and talks about his [[Michael_Snyder|Jewish]] and [[Niggos|African]] ancestry, despite the fact that he's not even 0.1% of either. The DNA test also reveals that he is not [[Cherokian_Clan|Native American]] as he previously thought he was.<br /> <br /> Sometime after the video was uploaded in 2018, Chris's 23andme results were updated to be more accurate. Chris has in fact no Iberian or Jewish ancestry, but he is 1.3% [[Super Mario Bros.|Italian]] and 0.1% [[Cherokean Chant|Siberian]] (the closest thing in his ancestry to Cherokee). He is also 76.1% British/Irish rather than 55.0%.<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Ancestry<br /> | ytid = Ig-r67Ew7FA<br /> | stardate = 31 [[March 2018]]<br /> | subject = {{Racism|text}}<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br /> | shirt = <br /> | previous = [[Our signatures]]<br /> | next = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I extend the same apologies to the black people|Chris upon learning he is 0.0001% [[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited niggo]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Description==<br /> Brought to you by 23&amp;me; get Your Ancestry History and Report.<br /> <br /> My Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/e374f28fdb9d4f4a/?share_id=d1d6ea328ad541ac&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=ancestry_composition<br /> <br /> My Father's Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/d202df0525224336/?share_id=c61eba65271f4604&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=paternal_haplogroup<br /> <br /> My Mother's Story<br /> <br /> https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/82c08e4fc1124c94/?share_id=3bbc52fc047f45a0&amp;utm_source=23andMe&amp;utm_medium=facebook&amp;utm_content=23c_Product&amp;utm_campaign=maternal_haplogroup<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> Hello, everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and today we are... talking about ancestry, [[Chris and brand loyalty|sponsored by... 23andMe]], 23andMe.com, that's where I pay my money, that's where I send my [[Semen|DNA]], that's where I got my salt - my results earlier today. And, apparently, one - I'm 100%... European. But also, in my... paternal hay - haplogroup, which comes from [[Bob Chandler|my father]], apparently, there was some [[Niggos|black]] in him, so... [[Chris and reality|I'm black too]]. Hmm!<br /> <br /> And out of that, uh, ancestry composition, it's - I'm 55% [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|British and Irish]], 28.1% French and German, 3.8% [[PewDiePie|Scandinavian]], 12.7% broadly northwestern European, and s - I'm .3% [[Chris and Spanish|Iberian]], I'm less than .1% Ashkenazi... [''ash-KEN-uh-zi'']... ''[[Michael Snyder|Jewish]]''... and .2% broadly European. So, huh, black and Jewish behind... this person. This individual right here. I'm black and Jewish, mixed a little bit.<br /> <br /> [''[[Dramatic glasses removal]]''] So, on the first - on the high note of that, I'm definitely taking the first... [[Chris and English|preposition]] to address, I personally wish to extend my apologies, my most sincere apologies to every single Jewish individual in this world, and [[Reality Cartoon|everywhere else]]... for, uh, saying all the hurtful things I have said in the past, over the years. And, also, I extend the same apologies to the black people. I never really had any offense against black people, mind you. [[Chris and music|I'm a fan of Michael Jackson, I'm a fan of Louie Armstrong]], I was a fan of Redd Foxx, I was a fan of... I was a fan of the guy who played... George [[wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Sanford]]... [[wikipedia:George Jefferson|George... Jefferson]]! [''raspberry''] I like black people, alright?<br /> <br /> And I didn't really have a thing against Jewish, except, uh, for, pff, uh, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|that one time where I said that thing hastily]] to... [[Michael Snyder]], if you're listening to this, I apologize to you as well for that hurtful insult, so. And I'd like to go ahead and state and emphasize right now that... I recognize, mysel- I appreciate my Jewish heritage, and... I respect all Jewish people from now on and everywhere else, and I encourage to do the sa- everybody else to do the same, but... I reserve my right to not celebrate Jewish holidays. I may, if I am invited, then I'll celebrate with all of you, but that's not gonna be my typical thing. So with that, uh, everybody, be appreciative, be open, be kind, be supportive. I'm still a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]]. Okay? Alright.<br /> <br /> And I put down links on my [[Twitter]], and on [[Facebook]], to... among which, my ancestry composition, my [[HEXBox|halo]]groups of my father and [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]], so... I'll copy those in the... link down below this - down below this video. Thank you all so much, and have a... good, safe day.<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Our signatures]]|nextlink=[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=271871 2021-10-29T20:41:18Z

<p>Holdek: Let's call a ween a ween</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]&lt;br&gt;It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|now in jail]] for alleged [[incest]]. His next court hearing is to be '''18 November 2021'''.''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> *'''25 October''' - Another '''[[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|letter from jail]]''' is posted; a [[ween]] asked Chris if he had sex with a plush doll, which Chris denied.<br /> *'''13 October''' - '''[[Jail Letter 3|Another letter from jail]]''' is posted, in response to weens attempting to convert Chris to Islam, which Chris rejects.<br /> *'''10 October''' - Chris [[Jail Letter 2|'''replies''']] to a letter from [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].<br /> *'''1 October''' - '''[[Barb]]''' turns 80.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] &lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&diff=269974 2021-10-11T04:16:57Z

<p>Holdek: /* Adding a Manipulation Disclosure to all Chris videos? */ Formatting</p> <hr /> <div>__NEWSECTIONLINK__<br /> <br /> {{Community Portal}}<br /> <br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]<br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]<br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 3|Archive 3]]<br /> <br /> For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.<br /> <br /> ==&quot;No shit is too minor&quot;==<br /> <br /> This is something that's been on my mind for a while and I feel like getting it off my chest now. It's about our motto &quot;No shit is too minor.&quot; I get this impression that people think it means &quot;We have a duty to document every facet of Chris, we must know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements.&quot; I think that isn't the case.<br /> <br /> First off, &quot;no shit is too minor&quot; is something someone just came up with one day and I thought it suited us well. It's not something I came up with or anything, but I've liked it because what I've always interpreted it as is &quot;We shouldn't overlook things about Chris.&quot; At times, people can be like &quot;Oh, we don't need to worry about this recording, we've looked over it before,&quot; that is that they will overlook material about Chris or not think it's important. I think the &quot;no shit is too minor&quot; in that as wiki editors we should dig through the content we do have and try and find new insights about Chris in it. For instance, when I first watched the [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]] I didn't think much of it. I was like &quot;Okay, Chris is rambling on and doing Animal Crossing shit, who cares?&quot; But then I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean we have to analyze his choice of font in the video, or we need to do a Freudian analysis of his music choices, but merely we shouldn't overlook things. <br /> <br /> Anyways, I could go on but what I think we need to do is not to overlook the little things, that's how I've interpreted, rather than &quot;Chris has a bowel movement, we need to document it and we need to know Chris's regularity&quot; which is how I see a lot of people interpret it as.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:25, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> *I agree completely, and encourage you to consider getting a new motto. I think the current one brings out people's spergy side. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:28, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> ** as i have said before, once you start leaving out details its like cancer. its all or nothing eventually. Either include everything because you never know what is or is going to be important (Elvis died on the crapper), or just dont include anything. if chris is irregular, well that sounds unimportant, but down the road that simple detail could help someone figure out something else. Logic requires detail for extrapolation of facts. more detail, more extrapolation, more facts...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:03, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> ** a possible new motto would be &quot;Just the facts&quot; or &quot;The devil is in the details&quot;<br /> **No, cancer would be filling up the CWCki with too many pointless details. Champ's rant was all about how we DON'T need to write about every little trivial aspect of Chris's life. It's fine to leave stupid shit out, and that's what we're trying to do. And, that is also why we are having this discussion about a possible new motto. That said, I think you have some good ideas for possible alternate mottos, and I highly encourage Champ if he's reading this to consider them. Also, you have to sign all your posts, not just your first one. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> *** Define what is 'stupid' clearly... What facts should be left out? COnjecture, that should be left out.. Opinion, that should be left out... But NO FACT no matter HOW MINISCULE should ever be left out, lest it be gone forever. The simple things, the details, the minutia, thats where the truth of Chris really lies...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:12, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Linking quotes ==<br /> <br /> Ok so i was reading the PS3 article over and notices that chris is quoted saying 'I'd throw away the cure for autism' where the word autism is linked to the autism page. well on the Pixelated_PS3 page (where the video lives that the quote comes from) autism is is also linked to the word autism.. ok here is the issue, when quoting chris on a page other then the one that has the original video, should we link the quote to that page directly? i mean we seem to link all kinds of stuff to all kinds of stuff but a barely see any quotes linked back to the source of the quote. Just asking what the protocol is for that?<br /> *We usually do link back the quotes in the article text around them or in the quote description. I don't think that there is any set in stone policy about it, but I can't really think of any instance where a quote's source has not been linked in the article somewhere. If you can though, by all means show me where. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> * if i run across it i will rectify it, the source is linked in the citation on the page i was talking about so there is a link, Chris is obviously quoted often so im sure there are quotes on pages with no back links. i guess creating citations for quotes is the best way to go.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Megaupload and Filesharing sites ==<br /> <br /> I've noticed that in quite a few articles that include things for download the link that lead to recently shut down file serving sites have been closed. Is it a priority to fix these? [[User:Granola|Granola]] 06:42, 13 February 2012 (PST)<br /> *Yes, it is a priority (and a quite large one at that). I am currently fixing the ones that I can and moving the ones that are still working to Google Drive. Drive will probably never shut down and the files will never be removed. Please feel free to do the same to any download links that you find that are not on Google Drive or are broken. [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 8:18, 21 July 2012 (CST)<br /> <br /> == Chris and violence ==<br /> <br /> Chris and violence have a long relationship. He has not only threatened violence, but also responded to threats of violence. He has performed tasks under the threat of violence and requested that tasks be performed with violence as an alternative.. <br /> <br /> The point here is that anger is one thing and violence is another. Chris has enough of a relationship with different areas of violence, that i believe that it deserves an article in the '''Chris and''' series. <br /> <br /> Violence itself should not be lumped with anger. Anger is an emotion where as violence is an act (or in many cases the threat of an act) anger deals with how chris feels toward a specific situation where as violence deals with how Chris acts. im not a great christorian but i know enough to understand that ''''Chris and violence'''' is a subject that deserves a page on this wiki... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:31, 9 March 2012 (PST)<br /> *First, we already have the [[Death Threats]] article, so that kind of counts. Second, Chris is pretty much [[Power|incapable]] of violence anyway (unless he gets his hands on a gun, but why would he buy a gun when that can go into [[vidya]]?), so anger and threats are all he's going to get. While I agree that he does seem to resort to violence pretty often, I have to say that he often channels that anger into various things we already have articles on, whether it be the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or the death threats previously mentioned. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 20:42, 22 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> ** Im not entirely convinced. The article i was thinking about is not just focused on chris DOING violence, but how he perceives violence, his bigotry regarding violence, and how he reacts to threats of violence. Basically chris is a bully, a pussy and generally has no empathy.[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:01, 23 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> ***Sounds rather pointless to me. The Chris and series in general just seems to be a way to take potshots at Chris nowadays, but they do have their place and they do cover a lot of things that would be hard to place into other articles. [[Chris and the law]] for instance I think is a page we needed to have. It could have ''maybe'' been placed into the [[Jerkop]] article, but it would have been wildly out of place. Now Chris and Violence on the other hand is something that very easily folds into articles like [[Death Threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], or even [[Chris and anger]]. Really, if you want to go into Chris's perception of violence, most of what you'd come up with would be ninety percent speculation anyway. You can try to write up the article yourself, and if anything is salvageable and CWCki appropriate we could make it into a [[Chris and anger]] subsection, but it's hardly appropriate for its own article. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:38, 23 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == A-Logging ==<br /> <br /> I've been thinking, what would you all think of a page covering &quot;A-Logging&quot;, that is thinking that Chris is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combine and deserves to be punished? I think this issue is sort of the opposite extreme of [[White knighting]] which we deal with. Now, I bring this up here because I ask - do you think we should have a formal article about it, ala the White knighting article, or perhaps we should make a policy about it to elaborate on [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]]? I think we get a lot of grief that we tend to foster A-Logs, that people will read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful person who has committed crimes against humanity (which really isn't the case). Or perhaps we should do both? My concern with an actual article on it is that A-Logging hasn't really impacted Chris trolling the same way white knighting has. A-Logs don't really fuck things up, they just make normal trolls look bad. <br /> <br /> I think we should try to be more neutral towards Chris, critical yet fair, as I believe that ideally we should be presenting information about Chris as &quot;This is what we know about Chris&quot; rather than &quot;Chris is x, y, z (and they're all bad things&quot;). So, what do you all think? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 29 April 2012 (PDT)<br /> *Yes. We need an article like this. A legitimate article like the White Knight one that explains in detail just how stupid the whole idea is, and with examples of what has resulted from it. In particular, I think we should point out that A-Log managed to get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page from doing so. That will deter this sperginess if nothing else. While we're at it, I also think that links to this page should be added into the CWCki's welcome message so that new users are directed to it, and it should get linked on the front page, at least for a little while, so that as many thirteen year old youtubers as possible see it. I also would not object to A-Logging being made a temporarily bannable offence, just so we can get rid of those that ignore it. I know the forums are already considered a hive for sperginess, but that's a reputation that does not need to be attached to actual wiki users. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:11, 1 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> So is anyone else going to do this, or will I have to? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:11, 10 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I'm currently hopped up on caffeine so I'll write out a rough draft, once I'm done I'll post it here and you can all edit it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I've started a rough draft [[User:Champthom/Alogging|here]]. By all means edit it and comment on it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Activity meter ==<br /> <br /> I was wondering if we could setup an activity meter, kind of like the defcon or the homeland security color system. It would theoretically measure how active chris is. Just thought ot would be a nice graphic that we could update when his activity level changes. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:26, 30 April 2012 (PDT)<br /> *One of the few ideas Slimz has ever had that I'm fully behind. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:12, 1 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> ** thanks, you dont have to like my ideas, but if i have them im gonna share them, worst anyone can say is &quot;no&quot; [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:51, 3 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> * After missing years of CWC news, I'm using the [[CWChronology]] as a gauge for activity. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 01:53, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I'm not a fan of this idea because if it's low activity, people will get pissed and it'll worsen discontent. Plus it's subjective, Chris posting a few Facebook posts every now and then is pretty good activity nowadays, though it'd probably be considered low than the days where Chris was releasing something every day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:31, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Index of terms ==<br /> <br /> I think an index of terms that are used often would be useful. <br /> Things like:<br /> Solid Chris<br /> Liquid Chris<br /> China<br /> Pickle<br /> true and honest<br /> fans<br /> gal-pal<br /> sweetheart<br /> <br /> <br /> Now i know that the terms for the most part each have an article, but a single page of Chris-centric vocabulary would be nice. <br /> thoughts [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:34, 9 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Audio articles? ==<br /> <br /> Someone on the CWCki Forums suggested that audio versions of articles, namely the &quot;Chris and...&quot; series be made so people like himself could listen to articles while he's working or driving to whatever. I suggested he post the request here, but I figure I'd help him out and post it here for him. My only concerns are 1) do you all think there is sufficient demand for audio articles (in other words, would anyone else besides this guy be interested in them?) and 2) does anyone here have a pleasant voice to read an article with? <br /> <br /> I don't think it's a bad idea, I mean it would make Chris accessible to the blind and people who don't feel like reading articles and would rather listen to them, but it's not like it's a huge, huge priority. I'm mostly posing this here to gauge responses, namely if anyone else would be interested in audio articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:26, 30 June 2012 (PDT)<br /> * there are a few problems<br /> #This is a wiki and its always changing<br /> #The &quot;Chris and&quot; series is one of the first most people read<br /> #It would be very boring unless it was all rewritten in novel fashion<br /> <br /> == The CWCki forums ==<br /> <br /> I looked for it, and it was gone. What happened? - Murderdartxker 18:07, 18 November 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Kacey Calls ==<br /> <br /> So the Youtube channel that had all the calls was banned and all the Mediafire links to the files are dead. How can we replace the videos let alone get the files back? This is a massive part of CWC history that was just destroyed and needs to be recovered.<br /> <br /> [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 05:38, 5 December 2012 (CST)<br /> *I've got a handful on my computer. I'd ask on the forum. As I recall someone else has brought this up in the past. While there's some great stuff in a couple of the calls, the vast majority are duller than dishwater. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 18:38, 5 December 2012 (PST)<br /> **Upload them somewhere and fix as many broken links as you can. ~[[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 09:54, 5 December 2012 (CST)<br /> **It doesn't matter if they're duller than dishwater or not. We're CWC historians here, and they're part of the historical record. I know there's been talk about &quot;how minor is too minor&quot; when it comes to recording Chris and his actions, but a trolling MP3 is an important piece of history and deserves to be re-uploaded and re-linked. --[[User:HCAndersen|HCAndersen]] 22:26, 8 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == The state of things ==<br /> <br /> I'll be honest, I and the rest of the staff has been doing a really lousy job keeping up with the CWCki. I don't think we need the number of mods and admins that we needed in the past when Chris was in full force but I think pretty much everyone on the staff is assuming that everyone else in the staff is keeping an eye on the CWCki and as a result, no one keeps an eye on the CWCki. I hear people will sometimes complain that Google will mark this site as an attack site and I'm wondering if it's because we're not banning people who do that sort of thing as it happens. <br /> <br /> The big thing I plan on doing is auditing the CWCki staff, checking in on mods and admins for their current status and possibly downsizing the staff and/or replacing it with fresh blood. It's a first step towards trying to clean up on things.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:52, 24 June 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Breaking up Facebook article ==<br /> <br /> I think the facebook article is too big and we need to break it up into sections. I'll try to make some example pages in my userspace. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 20:34, 6 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'll break it up once we finished doing all the Facebook posts and fixing the links to the sections. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 03:15, 7 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> *I was about to think, maybe break it up by month? Even if Chris stop doing this by, say, the end of the month, it wouldn't be a waste to have a &quot;September 2013 Facebook posts&quot; article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:04, 9 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'm glad to see breaking up the article is a priority. I guess I'll check back in a couple of months to see if it's still a thing. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 19:21, 9 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'm doing it right now. You want it, you got it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:03, 11 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == New Quote Box Colours? ==<br /> <br /> Because of there are some Facebook posts which involve more than 3 users in conversations, (such as [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|this one]], which had 5 users posting) should we add more colours of quote boxes? Currently, there's only red, green and blue. I thought up of yellow and orange. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Cleaning up Facebook page ==<br /> <br /> Hi, I'm starting to try to break up the facebook page, while adding info from [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ here]. Just wanted to make sure there was no opposition to this. I've already created a separate section for August 2013 posts. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 11:18, 3 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == New facebook navigation bar ==<br /> <br /> Unless anyone tells me no, I will be working on a couple of things:<br /> <br /> 1. Breaking up ALL facebook posts into pages based on months (since this is what Champ seems to want)<br /> 2. Working on a new navigation bar for the facebook section to accommodate the split pages<br /> <br /> Facebook remains our largest source on Chris's antics, so I think it's incredibly important that his posts are displayed in a readable and organized manner.<br /> <br /> Alright, I hope no one reverts my work or anything.<br /> <br /> [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 15:58, 4 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> * Also here is my proposed new navigation bar [[User:Chaosakita/exampletemplate]] [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 16:06, 4 November 2013 (PST)<br /> * I seem to have gotten the goahead from Champ, so I went ahead and replaced the navigation bar. Hope it doesn't bother anyone. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:47, 5 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Facebook revamp ==<br /> <br /> Looks like not too many people care about this so I'm going to continue with my plan:<br /> <br /> 1. I'm going to split up 2012 and 2013 into months (and abandon the existing 2012 and 2013 pages)<br /> 2. I'm going to continue transcribing pages from the imgur leak. This might take a while.<br /> 3. I already replaced the Facebook navigation template.<br /> <br /> Also, here's some things I would like to do:<br /> <br /> 1. I would like the abandon the titles for each post. They are not that informative, and can be even be misleading. I also suck at coming up with them. On the other hand, I have no idea how I would separate each section<br /> 2. I would like to separate Notes and Status Updates. Not a huge deal, but it would make everything neater, I guess. <br /> <br /> [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:52, 5 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Something Awful original threads ==<br /> <br /> In the 2007 article there are links to the archived versions of the original SA threads about Chris. I think it would be very worthwile to have our own copies of these as an archive. Does anyone have a SA archive account, or know someone with these accounts who would be up for the job? The links are the following:<br /> *http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671<br /> *http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=8#post335082042 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 22:06, 8 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Wouldn't that be illegal? I'm guessing that SA has copyrighted that content or used some other legal precautions to prevent people from copying it and giving it to other people free of charge. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 22:32, 8 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Could be, but we have quoted comments from dozens of websites and message-boards and have never really been in trouble for that. It would probably be best to ask first, but I think we'd get permission to mirror the threads due to the nature of this site. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 10:57, 11 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::But as far as I gather none of those message boards and websites hide behind paywalls. If we were to put archived SA threads on this wiki than in theory we will be making SA lose money. Permission should definitely be asked before we put anything from SA on the CWCki, but I'm not sure if we should even bother about getting copies of those threads. Do they contain any interesting information about Chris that's not already documented on this wiki? If not than in my opinion it's not worth the effort. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 20:07, 11 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Iirc they don´t contain interesting info about Chris himself, they do, however, contain very interesting info on the earliest spread of Chris as a web phenomenon, something which is very much relevant to this wiki. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:15, 13 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: Ok, I worked around the problem by adding a link to an archived version of the thread. The interesting thing is that the thread is started because of an eyewitness report on Chris that seems unrelated to Lucas taking the first pic (on the same day). Not sure if this is coincedence or if it adds up somehow. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:54, 13 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::It would be nice to have at least a partial screenshot, say, of the first few posts (as opposed to a whole honking thread), making the more-or-less start of this whole 'project' as it were, up on a page ''here''. At very least, it could be argued that there's a copyright exception/clause for documents of 'historical' nature? Giving credit for the source, of course. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] ([[User talk:Xavier orona|talk]]) 05:22, 14 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Piping to [[Chris]] ==<br /> <br /> So many articles start by piping to [[Chris]]. I find this annoying, and have removed some of these pipes, but I was wondering if it's a problem. [[User:Y0h 513nn R3n|Y0h 513nn R3n]] ([[User talk:Y0h 513nn R3n|talk]]) 17:56, 6 March 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Removing the CAPTCHA as ineffective against retarding spam ==<br /> <br /> Whenever we open registration, even for a brief period, we are bombarded by a similar formation of similarly assembled usernames creating their spam adverts as new articles. I think that it is obvious that the ReCAPTCHA system does not protect us in any meaningful sense against automated page creation. Meanwhile, I do find it rather inconvenient as a human user trying to shut out Google from my on-line life to need to enable Google and Gstatic in NoScript, complete a reCAPTCHA prompt and then disable it again if I wish to create a page that the CWCki would do well to have. I believe I had discussed the last time we had enabled registration that, instead of lowering the drawbridge on occasion, we require prospective CWCki editors submit applications that can be manually approved; I again point to CreationWiki as an example of how such a system can work. Naturally, we would ask for basic knowledge about Chris instead of real names. It hinders new aspiring editors when they cannot join, existing editors when they cannot create new pages without going through these hoops and it troubles us when we get so many noxious spambots coming in at once. There is surely a better way. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 23:40, 11 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> : I would support adopting ConfirmAccount to replace regular registration. In that way we can completely bin reCAPTCHA. A set of very simple challenge questions, from my memory, should eliminate most spambot registration attempts. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:22, 12 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> : You should reach out to Marvin at Kiwi Farms about your ideas. He's the owner/admin of the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:45, 12 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Standards for inclusion ==<br /> This is to continue the discussion that had begun on the [[Talk:Main Page#Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers?|main page]]. As a way to separate tetrad members from trolls worthy of an article, I would propose the following metric in evaluating trolls: '''that Chris has actively produced content relating to them''', such as incorporating them into the ''Sonichu'' comic. Conversations on social networks are not enough. Truly influential trolls, such as [[the Miscreants]], Chris's various sweethearts through the years or more recently the [[Idea Guys]] or [[Sockness]], have inspired Chris to go to great lengths and produce substantial content. Common enablers like [[Sarah and Steve]] may get some occasional short dialogue on Discord or Twitter, but nothing like the old IRC logs or Mumble chats. Articles on those who are not significant enough by this standard to warrant their own article should probably be folded into brief mentions in their appropriate category. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : It is something worth looking into, although there is a small risk that if we overlook an enabler who started small then suddenly become big a few months or years later, then we might have trouble tracing back their footsteps. The internet can forget as much as to never forget, but at the same time, we are dealing with more and more people going into great lengths to leave their mark in the Sonichu lore. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:45, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : We could Move the existing pages for enablers who don't make the cut into the CWCki namespace. That would also allow for keeping track without needing to write formally for the general CWCki audience. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:05, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : Should we still move the articles to the CWCki:Enablers page or just leave the preservation to the article history? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:58, 14 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> :: It is possibly better to leave them as article history. A simple search can find past references to an enabler from the Farms, but some enablers may well regard a CWCki article as some mark of honour or fame ensuring them a place in Christory. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 21:16, 14 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::Makes sense. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:32, 15 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> == Fan videos ==<br /> I propose deletion of all fan videos sections as they add nothing of value to the wiki. - [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:21, 14 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Not sure about removing all fan video sections - maybe if they're high quality enough and had effort put into them, they can stay, like some of the videos on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Agreed with your call on removing the reversal videos, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:14, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :: I have to agree with Hurtful Truth Level, particularly since there are some pretty good fan videos like those VHS parodies by Mycalfelps. I wish they could finish reuploading them and also the &quot;Greene County Conspiracy&quot; trailer. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:18, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: Yeah, I deleted all the reverse videos. Everything else has been left untouched - [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:20, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Chris and ==<br /> I have proposed some changes to the Chris and articles, since they are major, more discussion is required. [[CWCki:Improvement|Here are the changes]]. You can discuss on the CWCki Discord too. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 15:42, 3 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> :Chris and cosplaying could also just be renamed to Cosplaying, since it's not a significant aspect of Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:16, 3 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::I agree - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 02:05, 4 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Jerkops can now register new accounts ==<br /> <br /> I asked Canine to set it up so that anyone in the Jerkops (moderator) user group can register new accounts. This should make it so we won't need to resort to fully opening registration and letting the spambots in. There should be a Create Account link in Special Pages that Jerkops can access - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:CreateAccount.<br /> <br /> Anyone wanting an account can PM a Jerkop on Kiwi Farms or Discord. They'd only need to provide an email address and user name. There's an option to automatically generate a password for them.<br /> <br /> I could make a post about this in the Updating the CWCki thread on Kiwi Farms. Any jerkop who's open to being contacted about this, post your KF user name here and I'll tag you in the post. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:49, 30 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Kolp1607 on the farms [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:57, 30 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == The future of &quot;corner icons&quot; ==<br /> <br /> Within the last few days, we have seen more &quot;corner icons&quot; being added to a number of articles, such as [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu (character)]], in addition to existing ones at [[Chris and anger]] and [[Jacob Sockness]]. I wish to gather opinions on the future of this feature, because I am not seeing any purpose of such icons on this wiki, other than being random pictures in contravention on our policy of [[CWCki:CWCki is#CWCki is not Encyclopedia Dramatica|not copying]] Encyclopaedia Dramatica. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I think it’s getting way out of hand. I think very few article should have one. It just ruins the aesthetic if we just have one everywhere.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :: In my opinion, I would prefer phasing them out completely: it just distracts the reader from the main content. I am sure that there are plenty of reasonable alternatives to corner icons, such as expanding said articles or adding more inline images. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:23, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: I agree, none of them add anything and distract users from the actual article. Complete removal is the best option. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:34, 6 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Gatekeepers==<br /> <br /> There is a group of individuals who keep malicious individuals away from Chris. They enable his fantasies to keep him intrested but don't harm him in any other way. Should this be a new category to classify people or be a subsection in the enablers article. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:13, 10 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Just put them in the Enablers article. The main quality of an enabler is that they enable Chris’ bad habits, it doesn’t matter if it’s for good or bad intentions. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:26, 10 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Did it, though as time passes we may need a full article for them. Also now that they have publically revealed themselves, should we call this the &quot;Gatekeeping saga&quot;. They've been guiding Chris since atleast October 2019. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 01:15, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Are you proposing that they would be a new member of the Unholy Tetrad? (By which point they’d be the “Unholy Quintet”) [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 05:35, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::No, they very clearly come under Enablers as you pointed out. I'm proposing we call this time period the Gatekeeping saga since they have an incredibly deep root in Chris's life. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 05:40, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Is it saga material? Usually sagas are for describing major happenings revolving around Chris. Gatekeeper stuff so far seems to be more about releasing material about the Sockness and Dimensional Merge sagas. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:56, 12 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==New Template: To Do==<br /> <br /> Taking a page from [https://tcrf.net/The_Cutting_Room_Floor| The Cutting Room Floor], I think we should have a template that list things that should be added onto articles, that should work better than just having incomplete templates on several pages without an explanation. Does this sound like a good idea? [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:06, 14 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :It sounds like a useful idea. I suppose if a user has any suggestions but are too lazy to do the work themselves, they could always give some brief pointers on what could be done, so someone else can chip in later. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 21:21, 14 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;xth year of organised trolling&quot; ==<br /> <br /> Little Owl mentioned on [[Talk:2021]] that use of the phrase &quot;x year of organised trolling&quot; is kind of outdated now, especially since we tend to discourage people from getting involved with Chris directly. Should articles about years still say &quot;organised trolling&quot;, or should they just say &quot;x year since Chris' discovery&quot;? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 09:07, 15 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> : I would say &quot;x years since the discovery of Chris and the Sonichu franchise&quot;, because Sonichu is a very important part of the CWCiverse. Without the cringe-fest that is Sonichu, Chris would be just another fan of Pokémon and Sonic. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:32, 15 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Agree on &quot;discovery&quot;, I feel that while trolls and Sonichu are key aspects of the lore, for brevity's sake just &quot;Chris's discovery&quot; is sufficient. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:17, 16 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I feel that there should be a point where organized trolling stopped. 2010 or 2011 fit that pretty well. I think that every article from 2007 to 2010/2011 should keep the &quot;x year of organized trolling,&quot; but the years after that can be changed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 01:43, 16 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I just updated all the articles from 2011 to 2021 to say &quot;''x'' years since Chris's discovery&quot; rather than &quot;''x''th year of organized trolling.&quot;[[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 20:23, 21 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Adding a Manipulation Disclosure to all Chris videos? ==<br /> <br /> Should we edit the [[:Template:Infobox/video]] to insert a message pointing out that most videos were the result of troll manipulation? Something along the lines of:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxwhite|'''[[Manipulation]] Disclosure:''' The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public.}}<br /> <br /> [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:14, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Adding it to *all* videos seems like overdoing it. I'm pretty sure most people who spend an hour on the CWCki without any context at all will realize that half of Chris's life has been fabricated by trolls. Since videos Chris makes of his own volition seem to be the outliers, maybe an infobox disclaimer for videos Chris wasn't manipulated into making would be more helpful. With that being said, contextual textboxes should only be included if they're necessary, and I don't think any are warranted for this sort of thing.<br /> <br /> :[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:01, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Which videos are of his own volition can be hard to determine, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:08, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::For that reason alone, adding in an infobox for videos possibly-maybe-not-manipulated-out-of-Chris-by-trolls would be an addition which could be untrue for certain videos. [[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:22, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Kind of late, but I like the idea. [[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:15, 11 October 2021 (UTC)</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Adding a Manipulation Disclosure to all Chris videos? */ Formatting</p> <hr /> <div>__NEWSECTIONLINK__<br /> <br /> {{Community Portal}}<br /> <br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]<br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]<br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 3|Archive 3]]<br /> <br /> For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.<br /> <br /> ==&quot;No shit is too minor&quot;==<br /> <br /> This is something that's been on my mind for a while and I feel like getting it off my chest now. It's about our motto &quot;No shit is too minor.&quot; I get this impression that people think it means &quot;We have a duty to document every facet of Chris, we must know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements.&quot; I think that isn't the case.<br /> <br /> First off, &quot;no shit is too minor&quot; is something someone just came up with one day and I thought it suited us well. It's not something I came up with or anything, but I've liked it because what I've always interpreted it as is &quot;We shouldn't overlook things about Chris.&quot; At times, people can be like &quot;Oh, we don't need to worry about this recording, we've looked over it before,&quot; that is that they will overlook material about Chris or not think it's important. I think the &quot;no shit is too minor&quot; in that as wiki editors we should dig through the content we do have and try and find new insights about Chris in it. For instance, when I first watched the [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]] I didn't think much of it. I was like &quot;Okay, Chris is rambling on and doing Animal Crossing shit, who cares?&quot; But then I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean we have to analyze his choice of font in the video, or we need to do a Freudian analysis of his music choices, but merely we shouldn't overlook things. <br /> <br /> Anyways, I could go on but what I think we need to do is not to overlook the little things, that's how I've interpreted, rather than &quot;Chris has a bowel movement, we need to document it and we need to know Chris's regularity&quot; which is how I see a lot of people interpret it as.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:25, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> *I agree completely, and encourage you to consider getting a new motto. I think the current one brings out people's spergy side. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:28, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> ** as i have said before, once you start leaving out details its like cancer. its all or nothing eventually. Either include everything because you never know what is or is going to be important (Elvis died on the crapper), or just dont include anything. if chris is irregular, well that sounds unimportant, but down the road that simple detail could help someone figure out something else. Logic requires detail for extrapolation of facts. more detail, more extrapolation, more facts...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:03, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> ** a possible new motto would be &quot;Just the facts&quot; or &quot;The devil is in the details&quot;<br /> **No, cancer would be filling up the CWCki with too many pointless details. Champ's rant was all about how we DON'T need to write about every little trivial aspect of Chris's life. It's fine to leave stupid shit out, and that's what we're trying to do. And, that is also why we are having this discussion about a possible new motto. That said, I think you have some good ideas for possible alternate mottos, and I highly encourage Champ if he's reading this to consider them. Also, you have to sign all your posts, not just your first one. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> *** Define what is 'stupid' clearly... What facts should be left out? COnjecture, that should be left out.. Opinion, that should be left out... But NO FACT no matter HOW MINISCULE should ever be left out, lest it be gone forever. The simple things, the details, the minutia, thats where the truth of Chris really lies...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:12, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Linking quotes ==<br /> <br /> Ok so i was reading the PS3 article over and notices that chris is quoted saying 'I'd throw away the cure for autism' where the word autism is linked to the autism page. well on the Pixelated_PS3 page (where the video lives that the quote comes from) autism is is also linked to the word autism.. ok here is the issue, when quoting chris on a page other then the one that has the original video, should we link the quote to that page directly? i mean we seem to link all kinds of stuff to all kinds of stuff but a barely see any quotes linked back to the source of the quote. Just asking what the protocol is for that?<br /> *We usually do link back the quotes in the article text around them or in the quote description. I don't think that there is any set in stone policy about it, but I can't really think of any instance where a quote's source has not been linked in the article somewhere. If you can though, by all means show me where. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> * if i run across it i will rectify it, the source is linked in the citation on the page i was talking about so there is a link, Chris is obviously quoted often so im sure there are quotes on pages with no back links. i guess creating citations for quotes is the best way to go.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Megaupload and Filesharing sites ==<br /> <br /> I've noticed that in quite a few articles that include things for download the link that lead to recently shut down file serving sites have been closed. Is it a priority to fix these? [[User:Granola|Granola]] 06:42, 13 February 2012 (PST)<br /> *Yes, it is a priority (and a quite large one at that). I am currently fixing the ones that I can and moving the ones that are still working to Google Drive. Drive will probably never shut down and the files will never be removed. Please feel free to do the same to any download links that you find that are not on Google Drive or are broken. [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 8:18, 21 July 2012 (CST)<br /> <br /> == Chris and violence ==<br /> <br /> Chris and violence have a long relationship. He has not only threatened violence, but also responded to threats of violence. He has performed tasks under the threat of violence and requested that tasks be performed with violence as an alternative.. <br /> <br /> The point here is that anger is one thing and violence is another. Chris has enough of a relationship with different areas of violence, that i believe that it deserves an article in the '''Chris and''' series. <br /> <br /> Violence itself should not be lumped with anger. Anger is an emotion where as violence is an act (or in many cases the threat of an act) anger deals with how chris feels toward a specific situation where as violence deals with how Chris acts. im not a great christorian but i know enough to understand that ''''Chris and violence'''' is a subject that deserves a page on this wiki... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:31, 9 March 2012 (PST)<br /> *First, we already have the [[Death Threats]] article, so that kind of counts. Second, Chris is pretty much [[Power|incapable]] of violence anyway (unless he gets his hands on a gun, but why would he buy a gun when that can go into [[vidya]]?), so anger and threats are all he's going to get. While I agree that he does seem to resort to violence pretty often, I have to say that he often channels that anger into various things we already have articles on, whether it be the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or the death threats previously mentioned. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 20:42, 22 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> ** Im not entirely convinced. The article i was thinking about is not just focused on chris DOING violence, but how he perceives violence, his bigotry regarding violence, and how he reacts to threats of violence. Basically chris is a bully, a pussy and generally has no empathy.[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:01, 23 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> ***Sounds rather pointless to me. The Chris and series in general just seems to be a way to take potshots at Chris nowadays, but they do have their place and they do cover a lot of things that would be hard to place into other articles. [[Chris and the law]] for instance I think is a page we needed to have. It could have ''maybe'' been placed into the [[Jerkop]] article, but it would have been wildly out of place. Now Chris and Violence on the other hand is something that very easily folds into articles like [[Death Threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], or even [[Chris and anger]]. Really, if you want to go into Chris's perception of violence, most of what you'd come up with would be ninety percent speculation anyway. You can try to write up the article yourself, and if anything is salvageable and CWCki appropriate we could make it into a [[Chris and anger]] subsection, but it's hardly appropriate for its own article. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:38, 23 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == A-Logging ==<br /> <br /> I've been thinking, what would you all think of a page covering &quot;A-Logging&quot;, that is thinking that Chris is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combine and deserves to be punished? I think this issue is sort of the opposite extreme of [[White knighting]] which we deal with. Now, I bring this up here because I ask - do you think we should have a formal article about it, ala the White knighting article, or perhaps we should make a policy about it to elaborate on [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]]? I think we get a lot of grief that we tend to foster A-Logs, that people will read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful person who has committed crimes against humanity (which really isn't the case). Or perhaps we should do both? My concern with an actual article on it is that A-Logging hasn't really impacted Chris trolling the same way white knighting has. A-Logs don't really fuck things up, they just make normal trolls look bad. <br /> <br /> I think we should try to be more neutral towards Chris, critical yet fair, as I believe that ideally we should be presenting information about Chris as &quot;This is what we know about Chris&quot; rather than &quot;Chris is x, y, z (and they're all bad things&quot;). So, what do you all think? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 29 April 2012 (PDT)<br /> *Yes. We need an article like this. A legitimate article like the White Knight one that explains in detail just how stupid the whole idea is, and with examples of what has resulted from it. In particular, I think we should point out that A-Log managed to get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page from doing so. That will deter this sperginess if nothing else. While we're at it, I also think that links to this page should be added into the CWCki's welcome message so that new users are directed to it, and it should get linked on the front page, at least for a little while, so that as many thirteen year old youtubers as possible see it. I also would not object to A-Logging being made a temporarily bannable offence, just so we can get rid of those that ignore it. I know the forums are already considered a hive for sperginess, but that's a reputation that does not need to be attached to actual wiki users. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:11, 1 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> So is anyone else going to do this, or will I have to? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:11, 10 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I'm currently hopped up on caffeine so I'll write out a rough draft, once I'm done I'll post it here and you can all edit it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I've started a rough draft [[User:Champthom/Alogging|here]]. By all means edit it and comment on it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Activity meter ==<br /> <br /> I was wondering if we could setup an activity meter, kind of like the defcon or the homeland security color system. It would theoretically measure how active chris is. Just thought ot would be a nice graphic that we could update when his activity level changes. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:26, 30 April 2012 (PDT)<br /> *One of the few ideas Slimz has ever had that I'm fully behind. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:12, 1 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> ** thanks, you dont have to like my ideas, but if i have them im gonna share them, worst anyone can say is &quot;no&quot; [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:51, 3 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> * After missing years of CWC news, I'm using the [[CWChronology]] as a gauge for activity. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 01:53, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I'm not a fan of this idea because if it's low activity, people will get pissed and it'll worsen discontent. Plus it's subjective, Chris posting a few Facebook posts every now and then is pretty good activity nowadays, though it'd probably be considered low than the days where Chris was releasing something every day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:31, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Index of terms ==<br /> <br /> I think an index of terms that are used often would be useful. <br /> Things like:<br /> Solid Chris<br /> Liquid Chris<br /> China<br /> Pickle<br /> true and honest<br /> fans<br /> gal-pal<br /> sweetheart<br /> <br /> <br /> Now i know that the terms for the most part each have an article, but a single page of Chris-centric vocabulary would be nice. <br /> thoughts [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:34, 9 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Audio articles? ==<br /> <br /> Someone on the CWCki Forums suggested that audio versions of articles, namely the &quot;Chris and...&quot; series be made so people like himself could listen to articles while he's working or driving to whatever. I suggested he post the request here, but I figure I'd help him out and post it here for him. My only concerns are 1) do you all think there is sufficient demand for audio articles (in other words, would anyone else besides this guy be interested in them?) and 2) does anyone here have a pleasant voice to read an article with? <br /> <br /> I don't think it's a bad idea, I mean it would make Chris accessible to the blind and people who don't feel like reading articles and would rather listen to them, but it's not like it's a huge, huge priority. I'm mostly posing this here to gauge responses, namely if anyone else would be interested in audio articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:26, 30 June 2012 (PDT)<br /> * there are a few problems<br /> #This is a wiki and its always changing<br /> #The &quot;Chris and&quot; series is one of the first most people read<br /> #It would be very boring unless it was all rewritten in novel fashion<br /> <br /> == The CWCki forums ==<br /> <br /> I looked for it, and it was gone. What happened? - Murderdartxker 18:07, 18 November 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Kacey Calls ==<br /> <br /> So the Youtube channel that had all the calls was banned and all the Mediafire links to the files are dead. How can we replace the videos let alone get the files back? This is a massive part of CWC history that was just destroyed and needs to be recovered.<br /> <br /> [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 05:38, 5 December 2012 (CST)<br /> *I've got a handful on my computer. I'd ask on the forum. As I recall someone else has brought this up in the past. While there's some great stuff in a couple of the calls, the vast majority are duller than dishwater. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 18:38, 5 December 2012 (PST)<br /> **Upload them somewhere and fix as many broken links as you can. ~[[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 09:54, 5 December 2012 (CST)<br /> **It doesn't matter if they're duller than dishwater or not. We're CWC historians here, and they're part of the historical record. I know there's been talk about &quot;how minor is too minor&quot; when it comes to recording Chris and his actions, but a trolling MP3 is an important piece of history and deserves to be re-uploaded and re-linked. --[[User:HCAndersen|HCAndersen]] 22:26, 8 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == The state of things ==<br /> <br /> I'll be honest, I and the rest of the staff has been doing a really lousy job keeping up with the CWCki. I don't think we need the number of mods and admins that we needed in the past when Chris was in full force but I think pretty much everyone on the staff is assuming that everyone else in the staff is keeping an eye on the CWCki and as a result, no one keeps an eye on the CWCki. I hear people will sometimes complain that Google will mark this site as an attack site and I'm wondering if it's because we're not banning people who do that sort of thing as it happens. <br /> <br /> The big thing I plan on doing is auditing the CWCki staff, checking in on mods and admins for their current status and possibly downsizing the staff and/or replacing it with fresh blood. It's a first step towards trying to clean up on things.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:52, 24 June 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Breaking up Facebook article ==<br /> <br /> I think the facebook article is too big and we need to break it up into sections. I'll try to make some example pages in my userspace. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 20:34, 6 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'll break it up once we finished doing all the Facebook posts and fixing the links to the sections. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 03:15, 7 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> *I was about to think, maybe break it up by month? Even if Chris stop doing this by, say, the end of the month, it wouldn't be a waste to have a &quot;September 2013 Facebook posts&quot; article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:04, 9 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'm glad to see breaking up the article is a priority. I guess I'll check back in a couple of months to see if it's still a thing. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 19:21, 9 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'm doing it right now. You want it, you got it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:03, 11 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == New Quote Box Colours? ==<br /> <br /> Because of there are some Facebook posts which involve more than 3 users in conversations, (such as [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|this one]], which had 5 users posting) should we add more colours of quote boxes? Currently, there's only red, green and blue. I thought up of yellow and orange. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Cleaning up Facebook page ==<br /> <br /> Hi, I'm starting to try to break up the facebook page, while adding info from [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ here]. Just wanted to make sure there was no opposition to this. I've already created a separate section for August 2013 posts. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 11:18, 3 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == New facebook navigation bar ==<br /> <br /> Unless anyone tells me no, I will be working on a couple of things:<br /> <br /> 1. Breaking up ALL facebook posts into pages based on months (since this is what Champ seems to want)<br /> 2. Working on a new navigation bar for the facebook section to accommodate the split pages<br /> <br /> Facebook remains our largest source on Chris's antics, so I think it's incredibly important that his posts are displayed in a readable and organized manner.<br /> <br /> Alright, I hope no one reverts my work or anything.<br /> <br /> [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 15:58, 4 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> * Also here is my proposed new navigation bar [[User:Chaosakita/exampletemplate]] [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 16:06, 4 November 2013 (PST)<br /> * I seem to have gotten the goahead from Champ, so I went ahead and replaced the navigation bar. Hope it doesn't bother anyone. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:47, 5 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Facebook revamp ==<br /> <br /> Looks like not too many people care about this so I'm going to continue with my plan:<br /> <br /> 1. I'm going to split up 2012 and 2013 into months (and abandon the existing 2012 and 2013 pages)<br /> 2. I'm going to continue transcribing pages from the imgur leak. This might take a while.<br /> 3. I already replaced the Facebook navigation template.<br /> <br /> Also, here's some things I would like to do:<br /> <br /> 1. I would like the abandon the titles for each post. They are not that informative, and can be even be misleading. I also suck at coming up with them. On the other hand, I have no idea how I would separate each section<br /> 2. I would like to separate Notes and Status Updates. Not a huge deal, but it would make everything neater, I guess. <br /> <br /> [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:52, 5 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Something Awful original threads ==<br /> <br /> In the 2007 article there are links to the archived versions of the original SA threads about Chris. I think it would be very worthwile to have our own copies of these as an archive. Does anyone have a SA archive account, or know someone with these accounts who would be up for the job? The links are the following:<br /> *http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671<br /> *http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=8#post335082042 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 22:06, 8 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Wouldn't that be illegal? I'm guessing that SA has copyrighted that content or used some other legal precautions to prevent people from copying it and giving it to other people free of charge. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 22:32, 8 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Could be, but we have quoted comments from dozens of websites and message-boards and have never really been in trouble for that. It would probably be best to ask first, but I think we'd get permission to mirror the threads due to the nature of this site. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 10:57, 11 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::But as far as I gather none of those message boards and websites hide behind paywalls. If we were to put archived SA threads on this wiki than in theory we will be making SA lose money. Permission should definitely be asked before we put anything from SA on the CWCki, but I'm not sure if we should even bother about getting copies of those threads. Do they contain any interesting information about Chris that's not already documented on this wiki? If not than in my opinion it's not worth the effort. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 20:07, 11 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Iirc they don´t contain interesting info about Chris himself, they do, however, contain very interesting info on the earliest spread of Chris as a web phenomenon, something which is very much relevant to this wiki. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:15, 13 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: Ok, I worked around the problem by adding a link to an archived version of the thread. The interesting thing is that the thread is started because of an eyewitness report on Chris that seems unrelated to Lucas taking the first pic (on the same day). Not sure if this is coincedence or if it adds up somehow. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:54, 13 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::It would be nice to have at least a partial screenshot, say, of the first few posts (as opposed to a whole honking thread), making the more-or-less start of this whole 'project' as it were, up on a page ''here''. At very least, it could be argued that there's a copyright exception/clause for documents of 'historical' nature? Giving credit for the source, of course. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] ([[User talk:Xavier orona|talk]]) 05:22, 14 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Piping to [[Chris]] ==<br /> <br /> So many articles start by piping to [[Chris]]. I find this annoying, and have removed some of these pipes, but I was wondering if it's a problem. [[User:Y0h 513nn R3n|Y0h 513nn R3n]] ([[User talk:Y0h 513nn R3n|talk]]) 17:56, 6 March 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Removing the CAPTCHA as ineffective against retarding spam ==<br /> <br /> Whenever we open registration, even for a brief period, we are bombarded by a similar formation of similarly assembled usernames creating their spam adverts as new articles. I think that it is obvious that the ReCAPTCHA system does not protect us in any meaningful sense against automated page creation. Meanwhile, I do find it rather inconvenient as a human user trying to shut out Google from my on-line life to need to enable Google and Gstatic in NoScript, complete a reCAPTCHA prompt and then disable it again if I wish to create a page that the CWCki would do well to have. I believe I had discussed the last time we had enabled registration that, instead of lowering the drawbridge on occasion, we require prospective CWCki editors submit applications that can be manually approved; I again point to CreationWiki as an example of how such a system can work. Naturally, we would ask for basic knowledge about Chris instead of real names. It hinders new aspiring editors when they cannot join, existing editors when they cannot create new pages without going through these hoops and it troubles us when we get so many noxious spambots coming in at once. There is surely a better way. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 23:40, 11 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> : I would support adopting ConfirmAccount to replace regular registration. In that way we can completely bin reCAPTCHA. A set of very simple challenge questions, from my memory, should eliminate most spambot registration attempts. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:22, 12 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> : You should reach out to Marvin at Kiwi Farms about your ideas. He's the owner/admin of the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:45, 12 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Standards for inclusion ==<br /> This is to continue the discussion that had begun on the [[Talk:Main Page#Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers?|main page]]. As a way to separate tetrad members from trolls worthy of an article, I would propose the following metric in evaluating trolls: '''that Chris has actively produced content relating to them''', such as incorporating them into the ''Sonichu'' comic. Conversations on social networks are not enough. Truly influential trolls, such as [[the Miscreants]], Chris's various sweethearts through the years or more recently the [[Idea Guys]] or [[Sockness]], have inspired Chris to go to great lengths and produce substantial content. Common enablers like [[Sarah and Steve]] may get some occasional short dialogue on Discord or Twitter, but nothing like the old IRC logs or Mumble chats. Articles on those who are not significant enough by this standard to warrant their own article should probably be folded into brief mentions in their appropriate category. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : It is something worth looking into, although there is a small risk that if we overlook an enabler who started small then suddenly become big a few months or years later, then we might have trouble tracing back their footsteps. The internet can forget as much as to never forget, but at the same time, we are dealing with more and more people going into great lengths to leave their mark in the Sonichu lore. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:45, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : We could Move the existing pages for enablers who don't make the cut into the CWCki namespace. That would also allow for keeping track without needing to write formally for the general CWCki audience. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:05, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : Should we still move the articles to the CWCki:Enablers page or just leave the preservation to the article history? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:58, 14 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> :: It is possibly better to leave them as article history. A simple search can find past references to an enabler from the Farms, but some enablers may well regard a CWCki article as some mark of honour or fame ensuring them a place in Christory. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 21:16, 14 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::Makes sense. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:32, 15 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> == Fan videos ==<br /> I propose deletion of all fan videos sections as they add nothing of value to the wiki. - [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:21, 14 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Not sure about removing all fan video sections - maybe if they're high quality enough and had effort put into them, they can stay, like some of the videos on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Agreed with your call on removing the reversal videos, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:14, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :: I have to agree with Hurtful Truth Level, particularly since there are some pretty good fan videos like those VHS parodies by Mycalfelps. I wish they could finish reuploading them and also the &quot;Greene County Conspiracy&quot; trailer. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:18, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: Yeah, I deleted all the reverse videos. Everything else has been left untouched - [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:20, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Chris and ==<br /> I have proposed some changes to the Chris and articles, since they are major, more discussion is required. [[CWCki:Improvement|Here are the changes]]. You can discuss on the CWCki Discord too. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 15:42, 3 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> :Chris and cosplaying could also just be renamed to Cosplaying, since it's not a significant aspect of Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:16, 3 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::I agree - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 02:05, 4 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Jerkops can now register new accounts ==<br /> <br /> I asked Canine to set it up so that anyone in the Jerkops (moderator) user group can register new accounts. This should make it so we won't need to resort to fully opening registration and letting the spambots in. There should be a Create Account link in Special Pages that Jerkops can access - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:CreateAccount.<br /> <br /> Anyone wanting an account can PM a Jerkop on Kiwi Farms or Discord. They'd only need to provide an email address and user name. There's an option to automatically generate a password for them.<br /> <br /> I could make a post about this in the Updating the CWCki thread on Kiwi Farms. Any jerkop who's open to being contacted about this, post your KF user name here and I'll tag you in the post. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:49, 30 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Kolp1607 on the farms [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:57, 30 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == The future of &quot;corner icons&quot; ==<br /> <br /> Within the last few days, we have seen more &quot;corner icons&quot; being added to a number of articles, such as [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu (character)]], in addition to existing ones at [[Chris and anger]] and [[Jacob Sockness]]. I wish to gather opinions on the future of this feature, because I am not seeing any purpose of such icons on this wiki, other than being random pictures in contravention on our policy of [[CWCki:CWCki is#CWCki is not Encyclopedia Dramatica|not copying]] Encyclopaedia Dramatica. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I think it’s getting way out of hand. I think very few article should have one. It just ruins the aesthetic if we just have one everywhere.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :: In my opinion, I would prefer phasing them out completely: it just distracts the reader from the main content. I am sure that there are plenty of reasonable alternatives to corner icons, such as expanding said articles or adding more inline images. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:23, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: I agree, none of them add anything and distract users from the actual article. Complete removal is the best option. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:34, 6 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Gatekeepers==<br /> <br /> There is a group of individuals who keep malicious individuals away from Chris. They enable his fantasies to keep him intrested but don't harm him in any other way. Should this be a new category to classify people or be a subsection in the enablers article. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:13, 10 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Just put them in the Enablers article. The main quality of an enabler is that they enable Chris’ bad habits, it doesn’t matter if it’s for good or bad intentions. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:26, 10 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Did it, though as time passes we may need a full article for them. Also now that they have publically revealed themselves, should we call this the &quot;Gatekeeping saga&quot;. They've been guiding Chris since atleast October 2019. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 01:15, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Are you proposing that they would be a new member of the Unholy Tetrad? (By which point they’d be the “Unholy Quintet”) [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 05:35, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::No, they very clearly come under Enablers as you pointed out. I'm proposing we call this time period the Gatekeeping saga since they have an incredibly deep root in Chris's life. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 05:40, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Is it saga material? Usually sagas are for describing major happenings revolving around Chris. Gatekeeper stuff so far seems to be more about releasing material about the Sockness and Dimensional Merge sagas. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:56, 12 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==New Template: To Do==<br /> <br /> Taking a page from [https://tcrf.net/The_Cutting_Room_Floor| The Cutting Room Floor], I think we should have a template that list things that should be added onto articles, that should work better than just having incomplete templates on several pages without an explanation. Does this sound like a good idea? [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:06, 14 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :It sounds like a useful idea. I suppose if a user has any suggestions but are too lazy to do the work themselves, they could always give some brief pointers on what could be done, so someone else can chip in later. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 21:21, 14 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;xth year of organised trolling&quot; ==<br /> <br /> Little Owl mentioned on [[Talk:2021]] that use of the phrase &quot;x year of organised trolling&quot; is kind of outdated now, especially since we tend to discourage people from getting involved with Chris directly. Should articles about years still say &quot;organised trolling&quot;, or should they just say &quot;x year since Chris' discovery&quot;? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 09:07, 15 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> : I would say &quot;x years since the discovery of Chris and the Sonichu franchise&quot;, because Sonichu is a very important part of the CWCiverse. Without the cringe-fest that is Sonichu, Chris would be just another fan of Pokémon and Sonic. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:32, 15 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Agree on &quot;discovery&quot;, I feel that while trolls and Sonichu are key aspects of the lore, for brevity's sake just &quot;Chris's discovery&quot; is sufficient. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:17, 16 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I feel that there should be a point where organized trolling stopped. 2010 or 2011 fit that pretty well. I think that every article from 2007 to 2010/2011 should keep the &quot;x year of organized trolling,&quot; but the years after that can be changed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 01:43, 16 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I just updated all the articles from 2011 to 2021 to say &quot;''x'' years since Chris's discovery&quot; rather than &quot;''x''th year of organized trolling.&quot;[[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 20:23, 21 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Adding a Manipulation Disclosure to all Chris videos? ==<br /> <br /> Should we edit the [[:Template:Infobox/video]] to insert a message pointing out that most videos were the result of troll manipulation? Something along the lines of:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxwhite|'''[[Manipulation]] Disclosure:''' The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public.}}<br /> <br /> [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:14, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Adding it to *all* videos seems like overdoing it. I'm pretty sure most people who spend an hour on the CWCki without any context at all will realize that half of Chris's life has been fabricated by trolls. Since videos Chris makes of his own volition seem to be the outliers, maybe an infobox disclaimer for videos Chris wasn't manipulated into making would be more helpful. With that being said, contextual textboxes should only be included if they're necessary, and I don't think any are warranted for this sort of thing.<br /> <br /> :[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:01, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Which videos are of his own volition can be hard to determine, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:08, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::For that reason alone, adding in an infobox for videos possibly-maybe-not-manipulated-out-of-Chris-by-trolls would be an addition which could be untrue for certain videos. [[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:22, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Kind of late, but I like the idea. [[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:15, 11 October 2021 (UTC)</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Adding a Manipulation Disclosure to all Chris videos? */</p> <hr /> <div>__NEWSECTIONLINK__<br /> <br /> {{Community Portal}}<br /> <br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]<br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]<br /> *[[CWCki:General/Archive 3|Archive 3]]<br /> <br /> For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.<br /> <br /> ==&quot;No shit is too minor&quot;==<br /> <br /> This is something that's been on my mind for a while and I feel like getting it off my chest now. It's about our motto &quot;No shit is too minor.&quot; I get this impression that people think it means &quot;We have a duty to document every facet of Chris, we must know everything about Chris, if Chris takes a shit we need to document it and keep track of his bowel movements.&quot; I think that isn't the case.<br /> <br /> First off, &quot;no shit is too minor&quot; is something someone just came up with one day and I thought it suited us well. It's not something I came up with or anything, but I've liked it because what I've always interpreted it as is &quot;We shouldn't overlook things about Chris.&quot; At times, people can be like &quot;Oh, we don't need to worry about this recording, we've looked over it before,&quot; that is that they will overlook material about Chris or not think it's important. I think the &quot;no shit is too minor&quot; in that as wiki editors we should dig through the content we do have and try and find new insights about Chris in it. For instance, when I first watched the [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]] I didn't think much of it. I was like &quot;Okay, Chris is rambling on and doing Animal Crossing shit, who cares?&quot; But then I watched it another day and noticed that he talks a lot about his parents and how they met, that's some pretty significant information. It doesn't mean we have to analyze his choice of font in the video, or we need to do a Freudian analysis of his music choices, but merely we shouldn't overlook things. <br /> <br /> Anyways, I could go on but what I think we need to do is not to overlook the little things, that's how I've interpreted, rather than &quot;Chris has a bowel movement, we need to document it and we need to know Chris's regularity&quot; which is how I see a lot of people interpret it as.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:25, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> *I agree completely, and encourage you to consider getting a new motto. I think the current one brings out people's spergy side. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:28, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> ** as i have said before, once you start leaving out details its like cancer. its all or nothing eventually. Either include everything because you never know what is or is going to be important (Elvis died on the crapper), or just dont include anything. if chris is irregular, well that sounds unimportant, but down the road that simple detail could help someone figure out something else. Logic requires detail for extrapolation of facts. more detail, more extrapolation, more facts...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 07:03, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> ** a possible new motto would be &quot;Just the facts&quot; or &quot;The devil is in the details&quot;<br /> **No, cancer would be filling up the CWCki with too many pointless details. Champ's rant was all about how we DON'T need to write about every little trivial aspect of Chris's life. It's fine to leave stupid shit out, and that's what we're trying to do. And, that is also why we are having this discussion about a possible new motto. That said, I think you have some good ideas for possible alternate mottos, and I highly encourage Champ if he's reading this to consider them. Also, you have to sign all your posts, not just your first one. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> *** Define what is 'stupid' clearly... What facts should be left out? COnjecture, that should be left out.. Opinion, that should be left out... But NO FACT no matter HOW MINISCULE should ever be left out, lest it be gone forever. The simple things, the details, the minutia, thats where the truth of Chris really lies...[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 09:12, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Linking quotes ==<br /> <br /> Ok so i was reading the PS3 article over and notices that chris is quoted saying 'I'd throw away the cure for autism' where the word autism is linked to the autism page. well on the Pixelated_PS3 page (where the video lives that the quote comes from) autism is is also linked to the word autism.. ok here is the issue, when quoting chris on a page other then the one that has the original video, should we link the quote to that page directly? i mean we seem to link all kinds of stuff to all kinds of stuff but a barely see any quotes linked back to the source of the quote. Just asking what the protocol is for that?<br /> *We usually do link back the quotes in the article text around them or in the quote description. I don't think that there is any set in stone policy about it, but I can't really think of any instance where a quote's source has not been linked in the article somewhere. If you can though, by all means show me where. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:55, 27 January 2012 (PST)<br /> * if i run across it i will rectify it, the source is linked in the citation on the page i was talking about so there is a link, Chris is obviously quoted often so im sure there are quotes on pages with no back links. i guess creating citations for quotes is the best way to go.<br /> <br /> <br /> == Megaupload and Filesharing sites ==<br /> <br /> I've noticed that in quite a few articles that include things for download the link that lead to recently shut down file serving sites have been closed. Is it a priority to fix these? [[User:Granola|Granola]] 06:42, 13 February 2012 (PST)<br /> *Yes, it is a priority (and a quite large one at that). I am currently fixing the ones that I can and moving the ones that are still working to Google Drive. Drive will probably never shut down and the files will never be removed. Please feel free to do the same to any download links that you find that are not on Google Drive or are broken. [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 8:18, 21 July 2012 (CST)<br /> <br /> == Chris and violence ==<br /> <br /> Chris and violence have a long relationship. He has not only threatened violence, but also responded to threats of violence. He has performed tasks under the threat of violence and requested that tasks be performed with violence as an alternative.. <br /> <br /> The point here is that anger is one thing and violence is another. Chris has enough of a relationship with different areas of violence, that i believe that it deserves an article in the '''Chris and''' series. <br /> <br /> Violence itself should not be lumped with anger. Anger is an emotion where as violence is an act (or in many cases the threat of an act) anger deals with how chris feels toward a specific situation where as violence deals with how Chris acts. im not a great christorian but i know enough to understand that ''''Chris and violence'''' is a subject that deserves a page on this wiki... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:31, 9 March 2012 (PST)<br /> *First, we already have the [[Death Threats]] article, so that kind of counts. Second, Chris is pretty much [[Power|incapable]] of violence anyway (unless he gets his hands on a gun, but why would he buy a gun when that can go into [[vidya]]?), so anger and threats are all he's going to get. While I agree that he does seem to resort to violence pretty often, I have to say that he often channels that anger into various things we already have articles on, whether it be the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] or the death threats previously mentioned. [[User:Boriki|Boriki]] 20:42, 22 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> ** Im not entirely convinced. The article i was thinking about is not just focused on chris DOING violence, but how he perceives violence, his bigotry regarding violence, and how he reacts to threats of violence. Basically chris is a bully, a pussy and generally has no empathy.[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 05:01, 23 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> ***Sounds rather pointless to me. The Chris and series in general just seems to be a way to take potshots at Chris nowadays, but they do have their place and they do cover a lot of things that would be hard to place into other articles. [[Chris and the law]] for instance I think is a page we needed to have. It could have ''maybe'' been placed into the [[Jerkop]] article, but it would have been wildly out of place. Now Chris and Violence on the other hand is something that very easily folds into articles like [[Death Threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], or even [[Chris and anger]]. Really, if you want to go into Chris's perception of violence, most of what you'd come up with would be ninety percent speculation anyway. You can try to write up the article yourself, and if anything is salvageable and CWCki appropriate we could make it into a [[Chris and anger]] subsection, but it's hardly appropriate for its own article. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:38, 23 March 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == A-Logging ==<br /> <br /> I've been thinking, what would you all think of a page covering &quot;A-Logging&quot;, that is thinking that Chris is worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combine and deserves to be punished? I think this issue is sort of the opposite extreme of [[White knighting]] which we deal with. Now, I bring this up here because I ask - do you think we should have a formal article about it, ala the White knighting article, or perhaps we should make a policy about it to elaborate on [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]]? I think we get a lot of grief that we tend to foster A-Logs, that people will read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful person who has committed crimes against humanity (which really isn't the case). Or perhaps we should do both? My concern with an actual article on it is that A-Logging hasn't really impacted Chris trolling the same way white knighting has. A-Logs don't really fuck things up, they just make normal trolls look bad. <br /> <br /> I think we should try to be more neutral towards Chris, critical yet fair, as I believe that ideally we should be presenting information about Chris as &quot;This is what we know about Chris&quot; rather than &quot;Chris is x, y, z (and they're all bad things&quot;). So, what do you all think? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:59, 29 April 2012 (PDT)<br /> *Yes. We need an article like this. A legitimate article like the White Knight one that explains in detail just how stupid the whole idea is, and with examples of what has resulted from it. In particular, I think we should point out that A-Log managed to get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page from doing so. That will deter this sperginess if nothing else. While we're at it, I also think that links to this page should be added into the CWCki's welcome message so that new users are directed to it, and it should get linked on the front page, at least for a little while, so that as many thirteen year old youtubers as possible see it. I also would not object to A-Logging being made a temporarily bannable offence, just so we can get rid of those that ignore it. I know the forums are already considered a hive for sperginess, but that's a reputation that does not need to be attached to actual wiki users. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:11, 1 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> So is anyone else going to do this, or will I have to? --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:11, 10 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I'm currently hopped up on caffeine so I'll write out a rough draft, once I'm done I'll post it here and you can all edit it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:17, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I've started a rough draft [[User:Champthom/Alogging|here]]. By all means edit it and comment on it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 11 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Activity meter ==<br /> <br /> I was wondering if we could setup an activity meter, kind of like the defcon or the homeland security color system. It would theoretically measure how active chris is. Just thought ot would be a nice graphic that we could update when his activity level changes. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:26, 30 April 2012 (PDT)<br /> *One of the few ideas Slimz has ever had that I'm fully behind. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:12, 1 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> ** thanks, you dont have to like my ideas, but if i have them im gonna share them, worst anyone can say is &quot;no&quot; [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:51, 3 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> * After missing years of CWC news, I'm using the [[CWChronology]] as a gauge for activity. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 01:53, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> *I'm not a fan of this idea because if it's low activity, people will get pissed and it'll worsen discontent. Plus it's subjective, Chris posting a few Facebook posts every now and then is pretty good activity nowadays, though it'd probably be considered low than the days where Chris was releasing something every day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:31, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Index of terms ==<br /> <br /> I think an index of terms that are used often would be useful. <br /> Things like:<br /> Solid Chris<br /> Liquid Chris<br /> China<br /> Pickle<br /> true and honest<br /> fans<br /> gal-pal<br /> sweetheart<br /> <br /> <br /> Now i know that the terms for the most part each have an article, but a single page of Chris-centric vocabulary would be nice. <br /> thoughts [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:34, 9 May 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Audio articles? ==<br /> <br /> Someone on the CWCki Forums suggested that audio versions of articles, namely the &quot;Chris and...&quot; series be made so people like himself could listen to articles while he's working or driving to whatever. I suggested he post the request here, but I figure I'd help him out and post it here for him. My only concerns are 1) do you all think there is sufficient demand for audio articles (in other words, would anyone else besides this guy be interested in them?) and 2) does anyone here have a pleasant voice to read an article with? <br /> <br /> I don't think it's a bad idea, I mean it would make Chris accessible to the blind and people who don't feel like reading articles and would rather listen to them, but it's not like it's a huge, huge priority. I'm mostly posing this here to gauge responses, namely if anyone else would be interested in audio articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:26, 30 June 2012 (PDT)<br /> * there are a few problems<br /> #This is a wiki and its always changing<br /> #The &quot;Chris and&quot; series is one of the first most people read<br /> #It would be very boring unless it was all rewritten in novel fashion<br /> <br /> == The CWCki forums ==<br /> <br /> I looked for it, and it was gone. What happened? - Murderdartxker 18:07, 18 November 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Kacey Calls ==<br /> <br /> So the Youtube channel that had all the calls was banned and all the Mediafire links to the files are dead. How can we replace the videos let alone get the files back? This is a massive part of CWC history that was just destroyed and needs to be recovered.<br /> <br /> [[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 05:38, 5 December 2012 (CST)<br /> *I've got a handful on my computer. I'd ask on the forum. As I recall someone else has brought this up in the past. While there's some great stuff in a couple of the calls, the vast majority are duller than dishwater. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 18:38, 5 December 2012 (PST)<br /> **Upload them somewhere and fix as many broken links as you can. ~[[User:Pyromcr|Pyromcr]] 09:54, 5 December 2012 (CST)<br /> **It doesn't matter if they're duller than dishwater or not. We're CWC historians here, and they're part of the historical record. I know there's been talk about &quot;how minor is too minor&quot; when it comes to recording Chris and his actions, but a trolling MP3 is an important piece of history and deserves to be re-uploaded and re-linked. --[[User:HCAndersen|HCAndersen]] 22:26, 8 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == The state of things ==<br /> <br /> I'll be honest, I and the rest of the staff has been doing a really lousy job keeping up with the CWCki. I don't think we need the number of mods and admins that we needed in the past when Chris was in full force but I think pretty much everyone on the staff is assuming that everyone else in the staff is keeping an eye on the CWCki and as a result, no one keeps an eye on the CWCki. I hear people will sometimes complain that Google will mark this site as an attack site and I'm wondering if it's because we're not banning people who do that sort of thing as it happens. <br /> <br /> The big thing I plan on doing is auditing the CWCki staff, checking in on mods and admins for their current status and possibly downsizing the staff and/or replacing it with fresh blood. It's a first step towards trying to clean up on things.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:52, 24 June 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Breaking up Facebook article ==<br /> <br /> I think the facebook article is too big and we need to break it up into sections. I'll try to make some example pages in my userspace. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 20:34, 6 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'll break it up once we finished doing all the Facebook posts and fixing the links to the sections. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 03:15, 7 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> *I was about to think, maybe break it up by month? Even if Chris stop doing this by, say, the end of the month, it wouldn't be a waste to have a &quot;September 2013 Facebook posts&quot; article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:04, 9 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'm glad to see breaking up the article is a priority. I guess I'll check back in a couple of months to see if it's still a thing. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 19:21, 9 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> * I'm doing it right now. You want it, you got it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:03, 11 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == New Quote Box Colours? ==<br /> <br /> Because of there are some Facebook posts which involve more than 3 users in conversations, (such as [[September_2013_Facebook_Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|this one]], which had 5 users posting) should we add more colours of quote boxes? Currently, there's only red, green and blue. I thought up of yellow and orange. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:27, 20 September 2013 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Cleaning up Facebook page ==<br /> <br /> Hi, I'm starting to try to break up the facebook page, while adding info from [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ here]. Just wanted to make sure there was no opposition to this. I've already created a separate section for August 2013 posts. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 11:18, 3 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == New facebook navigation bar ==<br /> <br /> Unless anyone tells me no, I will be working on a couple of things:<br /> <br /> 1. Breaking up ALL facebook posts into pages based on months (since this is what Champ seems to want)<br /> 2. Working on a new navigation bar for the facebook section to accommodate the split pages<br /> <br /> Facebook remains our largest source on Chris's antics, so I think it's incredibly important that his posts are displayed in a readable and organized manner.<br /> <br /> Alright, I hope no one reverts my work or anything.<br /> <br /> [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 15:58, 4 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> * Also here is my proposed new navigation bar [[User:Chaosakita/exampletemplate]] [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 16:06, 4 November 2013 (PST)<br /> * I seem to have gotten the goahead from Champ, so I went ahead and replaced the navigation bar. Hope it doesn't bother anyone. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:47, 5 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Facebook revamp ==<br /> <br /> Looks like not too many people care about this so I'm going to continue with my plan:<br /> <br /> 1. I'm going to split up 2012 and 2013 into months (and abandon the existing 2012 and 2013 pages)<br /> 2. I'm going to continue transcribing pages from the imgur leak. This might take a while.<br /> 3. I already replaced the Facebook navigation template.<br /> <br /> Also, here's some things I would like to do:<br /> <br /> 1. I would like the abandon the titles for each post. They are not that informative, and can be even be misleading. I also suck at coming up with them. On the other hand, I have no idea how I would separate each section<br /> 2. I would like to separate Notes and Status Updates. Not a huge deal, but it would make everything neater, I guess. <br /> <br /> [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 07:52, 5 November 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Something Awful original threads ==<br /> <br /> In the 2007 article there are links to the archived versions of the original SA threads about Chris. I think it would be very worthwile to have our own copies of these as an archive. Does anyone have a SA archive account, or know someone with these accounts who would be up for the job? The links are the following:<br /> *http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671<br /> *http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2636398&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=8#post335082042 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 22:06, 8 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Wouldn't that be illegal? I'm guessing that SA has copyrighted that content or used some other legal precautions to prevent people from copying it and giving it to other people free of charge. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 22:32, 8 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Could be, but we have quoted comments from dozens of websites and message-boards and have never really been in trouble for that. It would probably be best to ask first, but I think we'd get permission to mirror the threads due to the nature of this site. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 10:57, 11 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::But as far as I gather none of those message boards and websites hide behind paywalls. If we were to put archived SA threads on this wiki than in theory we will be making SA lose money. Permission should definitely be asked before we put anything from SA on the CWCki, but I'm not sure if we should even bother about getting copies of those threads. Do they contain any interesting information about Chris that's not already documented on this wiki? If not than in my opinion it's not worth the effort. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 20:07, 11 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Iirc they don´t contain interesting info about Chris himself, they do, however, contain very interesting info on the earliest spread of Chris as a web phenomenon, something which is very much relevant to this wiki. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:15, 13 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: Ok, I worked around the problem by adding a link to an archived version of the thread. The interesting thing is that the thread is started because of an eyewitness report on Chris that seems unrelated to Lucas taking the first pic (on the same day). Not sure if this is coincedence or if it adds up somehow. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] ([[User talk:RachmaninovDESU|talk]]) 17:54, 13 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::It would be nice to have at least a partial screenshot, say, of the first few posts (as opposed to a whole honking thread), making the more-or-less start of this whole 'project' as it were, up on a page ''here''. At very least, it could be argued that there's a copyright exception/clause for documents of 'historical' nature? Giving credit for the source, of course. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] ([[User talk:Xavier orona|talk]]) 05:22, 14 March 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Piping to [[Chris]] ==<br /> <br /> So many articles start by piping to [[Chris]]. I find this annoying, and have removed some of these pipes, but I was wondering if it's a problem. [[User:Y0h 513nn R3n|Y0h 513nn R3n]] ([[User talk:Y0h 513nn R3n|talk]]) 17:56, 6 March 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Removing the CAPTCHA as ineffective against retarding spam ==<br /> <br /> Whenever we open registration, even for a brief period, we are bombarded by a similar formation of similarly assembled usernames creating their spam adverts as new articles. I think that it is obvious that the ReCAPTCHA system does not protect us in any meaningful sense against automated page creation. Meanwhile, I do find it rather inconvenient as a human user trying to shut out Google from my on-line life to need to enable Google and Gstatic in NoScript, complete a reCAPTCHA prompt and then disable it again if I wish to create a page that the CWCki would do well to have. I believe I had discussed the last time we had enabled registration that, instead of lowering the drawbridge on occasion, we require prospective CWCki editors submit applications that can be manually approved; I again point to CreationWiki as an example of how such a system can work. Naturally, we would ask for basic knowledge about Chris instead of real names. It hinders new aspiring editors when they cannot join, existing editors when they cannot create new pages without going through these hoops and it troubles us when we get so many noxious spambots coming in at once. There is surely a better way. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 23:40, 11 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> : I would support adopting ConfirmAccount to replace regular registration. In that way we can completely bin reCAPTCHA. A set of very simple challenge questions, from my memory, should eliminate most spambot registration attempts. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:22, 12 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> : You should reach out to Marvin at Kiwi Farms about your ideas. He's the owner/admin of the CWCki. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:45, 12 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Standards for inclusion ==<br /> This is to continue the discussion that had begun on the [[Talk:Main Page#Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers?|main page]]. As a way to separate tetrad members from trolls worthy of an article, I would propose the following metric in evaluating trolls: '''that Chris has actively produced content relating to them''', such as incorporating them into the ''Sonichu'' comic. Conversations on social networks are not enough. Truly influential trolls, such as [[the Miscreants]], Chris's various sweethearts through the years or more recently the [[Idea Guys]] or [[Sockness]], have inspired Chris to go to great lengths and produce substantial content. Common enablers like [[Sarah and Steve]] may get some occasional short dialogue on Discord or Twitter, but nothing like the old IRC logs or Mumble chats. Articles on those who are not significant enough by this standard to warrant their own article should probably be folded into brief mentions in their appropriate category. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : It is something worth looking into, although there is a small risk that if we overlook an enabler who started small then suddenly become big a few months or years later, then we might have trouble tracing back their footsteps. The internet can forget as much as to never forget, but at the same time, we are dealing with more and more people going into great lengths to leave their mark in the Sonichu lore. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 16:45, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : We could Move the existing pages for enablers who don't make the cut into the CWCki namespace. That would also allow for keeping track without needing to write formally for the general CWCki audience. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:05, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> : Should we still move the articles to the CWCki:Enablers page or just leave the preservation to the article history? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:58, 14 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> :: It is possibly better to leave them as article history. A simple search can find past references to an enabler from the Farms, but some enablers may well regard a CWCki article as some mark of honour or fame ensuring them a place in Christory. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 21:16, 14 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::Makes sense. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:32, 15 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> == Fan videos ==<br /> I propose deletion of all fan videos sections as they add nothing of value to the wiki. - [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:21, 14 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Not sure about removing all fan video sections - maybe if they're high quality enough and had effort put into them, they can stay, like some of the videos on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Agreed with your call on removing the reversal videos, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:14, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :: I have to agree with Hurtful Truth Level, particularly since there are some pretty good fan videos like those VHS parodies by Mycalfelps. I wish they could finish reuploading them and also the &quot;Greene County Conspiracy&quot; trailer. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:18, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: Yeah, I deleted all the reverse videos. Everything else has been left untouched - [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:20, 15 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Chris and ==<br /> I have proposed some changes to the Chris and articles, since they are major, more discussion is required. [[CWCki:Improvement|Here are the changes]]. You can discuss on the CWCki Discord too. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 15:42, 3 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> :Chris and cosplaying could also just be renamed to Cosplaying, since it's not a significant aspect of Chris. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:16, 3 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> ::I agree - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 02:05, 4 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Jerkops can now register new accounts ==<br /> <br /> I asked Canine to set it up so that anyone in the Jerkops (moderator) user group can register new accounts. This should make it so we won't need to resort to fully opening registration and letting the spambots in. There should be a Create Account link in Special Pages that Jerkops can access - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:CreateAccount.<br /> <br /> Anyone wanting an account can PM a Jerkop on Kiwi Farms or Discord. They'd only need to provide an email address and user name. There's an option to automatically generate a password for them.<br /> <br /> I could make a post about this in the Updating the CWCki thread on Kiwi Farms. Any jerkop who's open to being contacted about this, post your KF user name here and I'll tag you in the post. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:49, 30 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Kolp1607 on the farms [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:57, 30 July 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == The future of &quot;corner icons&quot; ==<br /> <br /> Within the last few days, we have seen more &quot;corner icons&quot; being added to a number of articles, such as [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu (character)]], in addition to existing ones at [[Chris and anger]] and [[Jacob Sockness]]. I wish to gather opinions on the future of this feature, because I am not seeing any purpose of such icons on this wiki, other than being random pictures in contravention on our policy of [[CWCki:CWCki is#CWCki is not Encyclopedia Dramatica|not copying]] Encyclopaedia Dramatica. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 17:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I think it’s getting way out of hand. I think very few article should have one. It just ruins the aesthetic if we just have one everywhere.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 18:51, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :: In my opinion, I would prefer phasing them out completely: it just distracts the reader from the main content. I am sure that there are plenty of reasonable alternatives to corner icons, such as expanding said articles or adding more inline images. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 21:23, 5 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: I agree, none of them add anything and distract users from the actual article. Complete removal is the best option. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:34, 6 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Gatekeepers==<br /> <br /> There is a group of individuals who keep malicious individuals away from Chris. They enable his fantasies to keep him intrested but don't harm him in any other way. Should this be a new category to classify people or be a subsection in the enablers article. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 08:13, 10 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Just put them in the Enablers article. The main quality of an enabler is that they enable Chris’ bad habits, it doesn’t matter if it’s for good or bad intentions. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:26, 10 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Did it, though as time passes we may need a full article for them. Also now that they have publically revealed themselves, should we call this the &quot;Gatekeeping saga&quot;. They've been guiding Chris since atleast October 2019. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 01:15, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Are you proposing that they would be a new member of the Unholy Tetrad? (By which point they’d be the “Unholy Quintet”) [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 05:35, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::No, they very clearly come under Enablers as you pointed out. I'm proposing we call this time period the Gatekeeping saga since they have an incredibly deep root in Chris's life. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 05:40, 11 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Is it saga material? Usually sagas are for describing major happenings revolving around Chris. Gatekeeper stuff so far seems to be more about releasing material about the Sockness and Dimensional Merge sagas. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:56, 12 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==New Template: To Do==<br /> <br /> Taking a page from [https://tcrf.net/The_Cutting_Room_Floor| The Cutting Room Floor], I think we should have a template that list things that should be added onto articles, that should work better than just having incomplete templates on several pages without an explanation. Does this sound like a good idea? [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:06, 14 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :It sounds like a useful idea. I suppose if a user has any suggestions but are too lazy to do the work themselves, they could always give some brief pointers on what could be done, so someone else can chip in later. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 21:21, 14 August 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;xth year of organised trolling&quot; ==<br /> <br /> Little Owl mentioned on [[Talk:2021]] that use of the phrase &quot;x year of organised trolling&quot; is kind of outdated now, especially since we tend to discourage people from getting involved with Chris directly. Should articles about years still say &quot;organised trolling&quot;, or should they just say &quot;x year since Chris' discovery&quot;? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 09:07, 15 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> : I would say &quot;x years since the discovery of Chris and the Sonichu franchise&quot;, because Sonichu is a very important part of the CWCiverse. Without the cringe-fest that is Sonichu, Chris would be just another fan of Pokémon and Sonic. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 19:32, 15 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Agree on &quot;discovery&quot;, I feel that while trolls and Sonichu are key aspects of the lore, for brevity's sake just &quot;Chris's discovery&quot; is sufficient. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:17, 16 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I feel that there should be a point where organized trolling stopped. 2010 or 2011 fit that pretty well. I think that every article from 2007 to 2010/2011 should keep the &quot;x year of organized trolling,&quot; but the years after that can be changed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 01:43, 16 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I just updated all the articles from 2011 to 2021 to say &quot;''x'' years since Chris's discovery&quot; rather than &quot;''x''th year of organized trolling.&quot;[[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 20:23, 21 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Adding a Manipulation Disclosure to all Chris videos? ==<br /> <br /> Should we edit the [[:Template:Infobox/video]] to insert a message pointing out that most videos were the result of troll manipulation? Something along the lines of:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxwhite|'''[[Manipulation]] Disclosure:''' The views Chris expresses may or may not be his own. Many of Chris's videos were orchestrated behind the scenes by trolls putting ideas in his head or goading him to act out; the majority of these interactions was never released to the public.}}<br /> <br /> [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:14, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Adding it to *all* videos seems like overdoing it. I'm pretty sure most people who spend an hour on the CWCki without any context at all will realize that half of Chris's life has been fabricated by trolls. Since videos Chris makes of his own volition seem to be the outliers, maybe an infobox disclaimer for videos Chris wasn't manipulated into making would be more helpful. With that being said, contextual textboxes should only be included if they're necessary, and I don't think any are warranted for this sort of thing.<br /> <br /> [[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:01, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Which videos are of his own volition can be hard to determine, though. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:08, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::For that reason alone, adding in an infobox for videos possibly-maybe-not-manipulated-out-of-Chris-by-trolls would be an addition which could be untrue for certain videos. [[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:22, 23 January 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Kind of late, but I like the idea. [[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:15, 11 October 2021 (UTC)</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rollin%27_and_Trollin%27&diff=269182 2021-10-06T23:19:58Z

<p>Holdek: This was not verified.</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:cwcrollin.png|thumb|right|KEEP ROLLIN', TROLLIN', ROLLIN']]<br /> <br /> '''Rollin' and Trollin'''' is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]] in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors. The key component of this message is that, in a shocking turn of events, Chris was engaging in the most elaborate trolling scheme in history, and has duped us all masterfully. (If only that were true.)<br /> <br /> To sell the deception, [[Chris]] changed his look to have:<br /> *a normal hairstyle<br /> *[[Krapple|a goatee]]<br /> *sunglasses instead of large, square [[pedo glasses]]<br /> *plain blue T-shirt and jeans<br /> *[[navy]] blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt<br /> *dog-collar bracelets<br /> *his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, complements the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest|fuck quest]]<br /> *no [[Amnyfest Ring]]<br /> *a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]<br /> <br /> Of course, the disguise unintentionally gave away the truth: the lack of the ring and medallion suggested that Chris was not entirely TRUE and HONEST when he made this video, something that he indeed confirmed later. Chris also is continuing his pattern that started about a month before of sometimes not speaking clearly; however, his dialogue is especially unclear here at many parts.<br /> <br /> In some parts of the video, his voice suddenly sounds like that of a man in his twenties. However, in other parts of the video, his voice starts cracking as it normally does, like a young boy's voice. No matter what, he still sounds like... well, an [[autistic]].<br /> <br /> In his ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' podcast interview, according to Chris's recollection, the cameraman was the mysterious [[Magical Man]]–a friend of Chris's [[Gal pal|gal pal]] [[Kim Wilson]]. <br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Rollin' and Trollin'<br /> | ytid = MD4AulkzdJE<br /> | stardate = 17 [[July 2009]]<br /> | maker = [[IBAChandler]]<br /> | subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Politics|text}}<br /> | style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{TrollinShirt|text}}<br /> | other = {{Live|text}}<br /> | previous = [[A near public apology]]<br /> | next = [[CWC Trollin More]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been autistic, I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, you have all been trolled. }}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> ''[Note: an [http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;gl=us&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;oe=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=107843413913045677951.0004720130396776af50b&amp;ll=38.030219,-78.480331&amp;spn=0.006845,0.012757&amp;t=h&amp;z=17&amp;lci=com.google.ugc.c752d13e87c4fbd7 annotated listing] of the locations featured in this video has been created on Google Maps.]''<br /> <br /> ''Christian Weston Chandler, Rollin’ and Trollin’''<br /> <br /> [''Music, in the form of &quot;Escape from the City&quot; from ''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2'', plays as Chris walks down the street'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''' ''imitating an announcer'': Hi we’re coming to you live from CWCville today. We’re over at the CWCville pavilion. The, uh, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Hedgehog Boys]] and the, uh, master Christian Mayor the, uh they for day, uh, come here every Friday night and, uh, and it draws a crowd, uh, and it’s very good, y’know. [''Shimmies clumsily''] This gives me some, uh, business from amongst the population that comes around.<br /> <br /> [''Music plays as Chris walks down the street'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Ah yes this is our graffiti wall in the mid- uh in the middle of the, uh, city of CWCville in the metropolis. The, uh, fee- the, uh, children are, uh, enjoying it obviously and this is also part of our beautification project in the city and we and I gotta say that the, uh, project just looks fantab- fantastic from here. It all looks very good. I tell you what. “Give me the liberty to know, to utter and to argue according to conscience above all liberties.”<br /> <br /> [''Music plays while Chris goes to an elevator. 15 seconds of dead air time pass while he waits for the elevator to arrive while the music plays like it's the coolest thing in the world. The video is also even cut in between the elevator wait as the elevator took even longer to come. The music itself makes the dead air time seem like it's two minutes instead of fifteen seconds. The music continues as he boards the elevator. The lift rises until they arrive at a car park on the top floor.'']<br /> <br /> '''Cameraman''': So how do you feel about President [[Barack Obama|Obama]] and his economic policies?[[File:Cameraman.png|thumb|Contrary to popular belief, the cameraman (on the right) seems to be a pretty normal guy.]]<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': I like it. It’s he’s doing a smash-up job of it and he’s, uh, getting everybody their money and, uh, getting everybody the bang for their buck.<br /> <br /> '''Cameraman''': How do you feel about President Obama’s foreign policies with countries like Iran and Iraq?<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Hmmm. Yeah. I think he’s doin’ OK. You know, uh, establishing, uh, good communications and, uh, giving them what they, uh, require yeah he’s I think he’s doing a very good job with his, uh, foreign policies. <br /> <br /> '''Cameraman''': President Obama, being a family man, what is your opinion on his character?<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': I think he’s a regular stand up [[Family Guy|family guy]].<br /> <br /> ''During the Obama questions, Chris's voice pitch was in the style of how his voice becomes very high-pitched when he lies.''<br /> <br /> [''Music plays as Chris walks along talking and gesturing at the sky. They arrive at the Timberlake drug store.'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Ah, yes, the old Timberlake drug store. It’s been in the, uh, family for generations. The, uh, only, uh ss- generation that, uh, has not been able to run it is the one that went on to a singing career. <br /> <br /> [''Outside a bar named Rapture. A clothing store called [[Vivian]]'s is clearly visible'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Alright, well, since the, uh, bar s- since the bar law has been repealed, the drinking law, the this here’s the first bar to open up. The, uh, Rapture, uh, in the city of CWCville. Ah, also known by the nickname of, uh, R2.<br /> <br /> [''Heart wipe. Chris strides along to music'']<br /> <br /> [[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|Downtown CWCville.]]<br /> '''Chris''': Over in downtown CWCville the honor the, uh, death of our dearly departed, uh, bodyguard of mine, [[BILLY MAYS]]. He sacrificed his life in an assassination attempt from m- from me and, uh, is doobly honored in downtown CWCville. We build this building. [''Camera pans to a derelict apartment block.''] To be completed in a few, uh, the towers n-, uh, the building the buildings will be the BILLY MAYS Tower and will serve as the new commercial site in the commercial center. <br /> <br /> ''And now some words to our fans''<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Hey Xantos (sic), man don’t ya be waggling that carton finger around at people. [''Flips off the camera''] Hey [[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]], you wish you were as cool as [[Doctor Robotnik|Doctor Ivo Eggman]]. [''Punches the air, gives V-sign''] Tie day is groovy, maaan. PeachyKeen is always awesome [''V-sign turns into Shocker sign''] wasn’t just in a decade it’s forever. [[Wikipedia:Space Channel 5|Ulala]], now reporting for Space Channel 9, is that yoouu in that picture? Hey, Cosmos, you wish that I could feel ya’. [[Wikipedia:Anthony Sullivan (pitchman)|Anthony Sullivan]], you’re nothing without BILLY MAYS, you’re nothing with BILLY MAYS and if you want to talk about cock building look at BILLY MAYS memorial right behind me. Okay, El Misto, you don’t like my beard so much [''Camera zooms in on his chin''] I’ll tell you much it was a present form uncle Scrotor. Tez-manian Devil, some people have oily skin [''Camera zooms in on his forehead''] it doesn’t mean that their hygiene is bad. How about instead of the, uh, water that doesn’t work so well how about I rub you off my face! Hey double C D, yeah the Robotech Era is over Gundam overshadowed it. Arrrg, Neckbeardedone, quit lurking in ye shadows and step up and be a real troll. Hey [[User:RachmaninovDESU‎|Rachmaninov]] [''In air quotes''] stop dissing this chick. Man up will you? Captains log star date Velour Fog? Zap Brannigan? What’s the deal with that? I’d punch you in the face like Leela does. [''Swipes at the air''] Hey Morden, yeah we kissed but that’s not all: I hit that like the fist of an angry God.<br /> <br /> ''Thank you''<br /> <br /> [''Music plays as Chris walks'']<br /> <br /> [''In a park. Chris is wearing a pair of eye glasses over his eyes and a pair of sunglasses over his forehead'']<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Hey, I’m not near-sighted that was a rules [ruse]. If you want to see what they really do gimme a sec’. [''Puts glasses in front of the camera. With a whoosh and a hum, the scene becomes posterized in reds, purples, and greens, mimicking [[wikipedia:Predator (alien)|the infrared sight]] of the creatures from the ''Predator'' movies.'']<br /> <br /> ''A few thoughts on [[Optimus Prime]]''<br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Yeah, Optimus Prime, uh, compurer, um, do not really care much for him, uh, I mean ever since the movie he’s always hanging around with Sam y'know. He’s always hanging around with kids. [[BlueSpike|Somemany]] [[Pedofork|needs to call]] [[Wikipedia:Chris Hansen|Chris Hansen]]. <br /> <br /> ''The final word about the greatest troll in history...''<br /> <br /> Well the, uh, truth comes out. I’ve never been [[autism|autistic]], I work forty hours a week to support my parents, this has all been a trick, [camera zooms in on Chris as he points his finger] you have been trolled.<br /> <br /> [''Music plays while Chris does his victory lap'']<br /> <br /> ''Cast''<br /> <br /> ''Christian Weston Chandler as Himself''<br /> <br /> ''Special Thanks: The Field Agents of CWCVille’s Security Taskforce''<br /> <br /> ''The [[PVCC (board)|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]''<br /> <br /> ''[[Axe|Old Spice Swagger: The Scent of Confidence]]''<br /> <br /> ''[[HEXBox|Microsoft’s X-Box 360]]''<br /> <br /> ''And the silly trolls everywhere, for the many [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] you have provided.''<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Fridays After Five]]<br /> *[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]|nextlink=[[CWC Trollin More]]|}}<br /> {{PoliticalVideos}}<br /> {{Troll Videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Social life]]<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Outdoor videos]]<br /> [[Category:Politics]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-17]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&diff=267311 2021-09-16T18:40:04Z

<p>Holdek: /* Reorganization */ Formatting</p> <hr /> <div>{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].}}<br /> <br /> '''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]<br /> ==Make a new Saga?==<br /> Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga &quot;Revalation&quot; Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)<br /> <br /> the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Note==<br /> Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.<br /> <br /> ==Did you know..==<br /> Some of the &quot;Did you knows&quot; sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.<br /> <br /> Ex. &quot;...that Chris is a disgusting human being?&quot;, &quot;That Chris cannot dance&quot;, I also have a personal gripe with, &quot;...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?&quot;, as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> Did you know &quot;Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24&quot;<br /> [[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==ohinternet==<br /> Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==Happy Sonichu Day!==<br /> <br /> Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==PSN Tracker==<br /> I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. <br /> How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Protect the templates==<br /> Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> *There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> *Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == new vid ==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&amp;feature=player_embedded<br /> <br /> can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==<br /> <br /> {{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}<br /> <br /> [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> I'm for this too.<br /> [[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)<br /> <br /> *Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4<br /> --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead<br /> <br /> == Project Map Fucking Everything ==<br /> <br /> Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.<br /> <br /> http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;gl=us&amp;ptab=2&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;oe=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b<br /> <br /> I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.<br /> <br /> Now, a question:<br /> Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the &quot;Locations&quot; divs on the other pages?<br /> -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> *Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br /> **Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Sports ==<br /> <br /> Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.<br /> *Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Slight Error ==<br /> Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.<br /> [[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)<br /> :Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br /> ::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to &quot;being on the Internet&quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br /> :::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Vandalism? ==<br /> Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Does Christian Who Cares know this?==<br /> I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br /> * It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say &quot;Well I guess there are some exceptions&quot; and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==CWCki is pretty dead==<br /> Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.<br /> ::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling<br /> ::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags<br /> ::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow. This discussion aged like milk. The CWCki's booming! --[[User: Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]] 19:13, 16 August 2020 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Sightings ==<br /> <br /> Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA<br /> :1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.<br /> :2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.<br /> :On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> *I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> ::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a &quot;sightings&quot; article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> ::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> ::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> <br /> :*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> <br /> == Is This Chris? ==<br /> <br /> He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some &quot;troll busting&quot;.<br /> <br /> Here's his channel:<br /> [http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]<br /> <br /> - 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011<br /> <br /> I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....<br /> <br /> ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011<br /> <br /> == ps3 tracker change ==<br /> <br /> the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Shojo letters ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]<br /> [[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]<br /> *Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA<br /> &lt;s&gt;If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him&lt;/s&gt; Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Potential Video of the Now? ==<br /> <br /> Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew<br /> <br /> -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011<br /> <br /> *For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the &quot;pickle&quot; euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Not sure if it goes here but ==<br /> <br /> *First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br /> :Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br /> :Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br /> *Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br /> <br /> ==Userboxes==<br /> *Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == da update should be first ==<br /> <br /> ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br /> :I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Seriously==<br /> *What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.<br /> : Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> *I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::: Y&lt;s&gt;eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?&lt;/s&gt; As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Ha!==<br /> Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> [[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> *When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST<br /> ** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == You are now aware ==<br /> <br /> [[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]<br /> <br /> :It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011<br /> <br /> == Remove the PSN tracker ==<br /> <br /> Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> <br /> ==TOMGIRL.PNG==<br /> May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Liquid Chris Article ==<br /> The whole &quot;MOTHERLAND CALLS!&quot; template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == An error in dating? ==<br /> <br /> Today's &quot;''This day in Christory''&quot; features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br /> *The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Kim ==<br /> Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Just for you==<br /> I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.<br /> <br /> ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&amp;autoplay=1&amp;loop=1&amp;start=1&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; fposition=&quot;left&quot; frame=&quot;false&quot;<br /> <br /> except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese<br /> <br /> Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==No detective needed==<br /> Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==New videos==<br /> Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> * I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> ** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Earthquake ==<br /> <br /> Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> :If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> :Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> :* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> == Article of the now. ==<br /> <br /> shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &amp;quot;wunderbar!&amp;quot;]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.<br /> ::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &amp;quot;wunderbar!&amp;quot;]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br /> <br /> ==Bob CWCki logo==<br /> I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> *I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh &amp;#124; All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> *It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Chris' family tree. ==<br /> <br /> We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way. <br /> <br /> <br /> J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED<br /> Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.<br /> Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.<br /> His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.<br /> Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.<br /> Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.<br /> A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.<br /> (Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King) <br /> <br /> http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html<br /> <br /> This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.<br /> <br /> == Edit-hiding ==<br /> <br /> What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br /> :I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Stop this ==<br /> <br /> The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]<br /> *Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == what is this? ==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&amp;feature=channel_video_title<br /> <br /> Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br /> *One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called &quot;HuaYifu&quot; and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br /> <br /> ==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==<br /> <br /> I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to &quot;a recent video&quot; or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word &quot;recent&quot; fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. &lt;small&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autosigned&quot;&gt;—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt; 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == STOP FORCASTING ! ==<br /> <br /> Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. &quot;Current&quot; articles have to be rewritten all the time. &lt;small&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autosigned&quot;&gt;—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt; 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.<br /> [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Current Events ==<br /> <br /> There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==<br /> <br /> I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br /> : While that's an interesting idea... anything that's &quot;new information&quot; is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think &quot;recent changes&quot; is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Birthday Suprise ==<br /> <br /> Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like &quot;Even now in his late twenties&quot; are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like &quot;twenties&quot; &quot;20s&quot; and specific ages as in &quot;at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home&quot; will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.<br /> [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br /> *here is an example &quot;There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as &quot;high functioning&quot; as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be.&quot; - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br /> :[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br /> :*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)<br /> ::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Revised idea ==<br /> <br /> Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below &quot;da update&quot; on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> <br /> That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)<br /> *Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == This is what chris actually believes ==<br /> <br /> I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops<br /> <br /> : I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==<br /> <br /> Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- &quot;That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!&quot;- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==<br /> <br /> I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: &quot;I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time.&quot; --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Confused ==<br /> <br /> So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}<br /> : We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Forums Gone? ==<br /> <br /> Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)<br /> : Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br /> : I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his &quot;apology post&quot; on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.<br /> :There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Forums gone....again? ==<br /> <br /> The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)<br /> Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> :We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. &lt;small&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autosigned&quot;&gt;—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt; 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> :Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> :They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST) <br /> ::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had &quot;defected&quot; to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of &quot;forum war&quot;. But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> :::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Photo of rental house ==<br /> <br /> Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> :: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Lego Wishlist ==<br /> <br /> Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?<br /> At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.<br /> This def needs some looking in to!<br /> --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> * I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> **The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> == QOTN ==<br /> <br /> &quot;The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit.&quot;<br /> <br /> **This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.<br /> These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.<br /> I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == PSN Tracker ==<br /> <br /> I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December<br /> <br /> * I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> == refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==<br /> <br /> ==Article of the Now change?==<br /> <br /> So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)<br /> <br /> == Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==<br /> <br /> Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == New update, transgender ==<br /> <br /> &quot;...(s)he&quot;<br /> <br /> I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be &quot;he&quot;, indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)<br /> *I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==<br /> <br /> Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.<br /> <br /> ==CWCki Logo==<br /> Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now. <br /> The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)<br /> :I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==<br /> <br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]<br /> <br /> This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?<br /> <br /> * I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who &quot;participated&quot; in Chris's &quot;embargos&quot; and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==<br /> <br /> I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Replace pmurt with new article ==<br /> <br /> The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17<br /> <br /> *Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==New sighting in local news==<br /> Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now<br /> <br /> *Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Begging counter ==<br /> <br /> For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::How about moving it down a bit then? My man concern is that the Video of the Now is at the very bottom, for example, even though that's probably what most people are looking for after Da Update. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 23:18, 24 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Alright. Video and Pic of the Now have been at the bottom for a while, though. Here's what the Main Page looked like before the counter - https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;oldid=199478 [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:40, 25 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Downtime ==<br /> <br /> What was up with the recent week-long downtime? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:20, 21 August 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Discontinuing social media collection pages ==<br /> <br /> Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute here, which isn't enough for updating everything.<br /> <br /> Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:<br /> <br /> - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts<br /> - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets<br /> - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts<br /> <br /> A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.<br /> <br /> If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps at KF / CWCki Club.<br /> <br /> A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.<br /> <br /> Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:44, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> * I don't want to have to comb through the Random Chris Updates threads to find a specific screenshot. I'll put in work to fill in the gaps when I get the chance.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] ([[User talk:MoarLurk|talk]]) 09:00, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *He made 22 tweets yesterday alone. Higher than average, but it's usually 5-10 per day and it adds up over the past few months. It's a lot to import into the wiki. If we don't discontinue, we should just use the social media pages to archive major posts that would be worthy of a thread or being on Da Update (like your updating the FB page on his lovequest posts from today). I think we should rewrite the opening paragraph present on the social media pages to state that they're now for major updates, as opposed to being a complete archive.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:10, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Another reason archiving is harder now is there are multiple pages covering his posts (FaceBook, Patreon, Tweets, Tweets for NightStar). Sometimes when Chris posts to a social media platform, content from it gets mirrored to the others.&lt;br&gt;If the post mentions another platform, check that platform's page to see if it's there so you won't go through the trouble of adding in something which is already present. Like, if there's a FaceBook post which refers to Twitter in its timestamp, you can post that content to the Tweets page instead. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:22, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris's fuckin dildo collection ==<br /> <br /> Can anyone please find out if Chris has a dildo collection it would be really appreciated.<br /> <br /> * Maybe if you channelled your energy into using the search bar instead of making this dumb post you would know. --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]<br /> <br /> == Tumblr ==<br /> <br /> So it looks like Chris has made a [https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com tumblr]. Should a page be made about it? My tablet doesn't take screenshots so I haven't started one, and I don't really know what all to write about it.<br /> <br /> -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 00:00, 14 October 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I made the page. It's currently a stub right now, so edit it to your heart's content :)<br /> <br /> --[[User:Camille|Camille]] 16:07, 14 October 2017 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==New Begging Video==<br /> Chris just made a new begging video poorly disguised as a Patreon announcement. I don't know how to edit the front page, so can someone change the begging counter, sil'vous plaît?<br /> <br /> Link to the video:<br /> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojxss2jEaGk<br /> <br /> -[[User:Camille|Camille]] 14:52,14 October 2017 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *I'm unsure if it counts as begging. I think his aim was to make an updated intro video for his Patreon, and part of his sales pitch was to say he wants money for bills, like with the first one, and he doesn't realize it's laughable to say that in a business video. If you want to change the counter, you can edit [[:Template:Begging Counter|this template]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:15, 15 October 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Chris wants to talk to Pewdiepie==<br /> <br /> [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864| Chris is requesting Pewdiepie DMs him] Could this be a new Saga? Did Pewdiepie insult him recently? [https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y| Apparently Pewdiepie has] (about the 7:42 mark). Chris also has a new super white-knight [https://twitter.com/MissLadyLikely| Desiree-Delightful]<br /> <br /> 18:29, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> Mate, first word of advice, just because Chris does something that doesn't involve him shitting himself, that doesn't make it a saga. 12 November 2017 ([[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]])<br /> <br /> Okay, people on Twitter were wondering if this would be the start of some kind of Saga. I apologize 19:12, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> *Since no-one has mentioned it yet, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvQ8HbaJeC0 Pewdiepie released a video about Chris today.] --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 07:58, 13 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Also- has anyone confirmed who MissLadyLikely is? Looking through tweets- she is either Chris, an ironic troll, or some kind of serious white knight...<br /> <br /> Tweets seem to point to Chris 14 November 2017, 1:43 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> *It's a ween who's trying to ingratiate himself to Chris and get attention. He tries to troll Chris occasionally, like when he posted some comic mocking Chris and then claimed to have been hacked - http://archive.is/30uM4, http://archive.is/Tg9BM . [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:29, 14 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Dance with Chris==<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWDcqmzkBw&amp;feature=youtu.be| his new video]<br /> <br /> 12:52 14 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> == Eliminate Improvement template? ==<br /> <br /> Should [[:Template:Improvement]] be removed? I don't think it's used much. Hasn't been updated since August and articles on current events are being updated fine without being listed there. Da Update and Recent Changes should be sufficient if people want to see which articles might need work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:37, 16 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *We can probably find something better to put there. I've tried going on the Improvement before but I usually don't know what to add/change. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 17:31, 16 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> ==CWCville is now in Germany==<br /> [[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1579750492119424?pnref=story| The Zip code was changed to 69488]], Chris speaking as if CWCville is real, further into delusions.<br /> <br /> 14:44 CST, 19 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> == The /pol/troll ==<br /> <br /> Seems there's a new troll whose signature move is manipulating Chris into saying controversial things about himself and CWCville. Someone on KF coined him as the /pol/troll. Just to keep track:<br /> <br /> *[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is probably influenced by this<br /> *[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]] and [[Operation BARBarossa]] definitely are<br /> *The penis line in [[November 2017 Patreon posts#Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature|the drawing Chris uploaded]].<br /> *[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election|an election for the Mayor's position]]<br /> *A KF user pointed out that in [[Sonichu 15]], &quot;Sonichu's b-day is April 20th, AKA 420, AKA Hitler's Birthday, AKA the anniversary of the Columbine massacre.&quot;<br /> <br /> [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:25, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Is this why Chris has been going into great details of CWCville daily as if it were real? Like how CWCville is now in Germany and apparently citizens are on vacation?<br /> <br /> 18:40 CST 20 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> *Probably, the theory is that someone is giving him &quot;advice&quot; and getting him to make these changes willingly. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:43, 21 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Do you think the finishing move will be ending the Tomgirl Saga? 23:23 PM (CST) 20 Nov 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> **Nah, Chris is too comfortable with being trans. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:49, 21 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris at AVN (porn festival) ==<br /> <br /> I noticed Chris in a video uploaded in january of this year. <br /> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmBeUZqv1QA at the 24 minute mark (left side)<br /> what was he doing here? where did he get the money?<br /> 21:37 CET 21 November 2017 (Akitaka_Tsuya09)<br /> <br /> *I dont see Chris anywhere on there.Chris would never go to Los Angeles I don't think (driving wise- I dont think Chris would ever fly nor could he afford it). If he was there, he would've posted something about it on Twitter or Facebook. Or he would have complained about traffic or if any &quot;homos&quot; were there. According to Chris's Facebook, a post never came from there. He would've had some post about meeting fellow lesbians or taken pictures with them and shared them.<br /> 15:57 CST 21 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart).<br /> <br /> == Rosechu being trans? ==<br /> <br /> I really don't understand why Chris would be so upset with Rosechu being a transwoman. Chris did not put up a fuss when he decided that Robbie would become Roberta. I feel he would be overjoyed to have &quot;Rosechu come to him and come out&quot;. Can anyone explain why Chris's own actions make him upset? He doesn't HAVE to make Rosechu a transwoman- but even in &lt;s&gt; Rosechu's story&lt;/s&gt; Sonichu 15, he made sure to make Rosechu a female Pikachu/Raichu. Chris is asking Twitter what should happen, trans-Rose or cis-girl Rose, claiming either answer hurts someone- a fictional character or himself. He claims he has no control over his created world...he does?? its just a comic??<br /> <br /> Also, anyone notice that Rosechu is now older than Sonichu by a few months? and they now apparently met on Valentine's day?<br /> <br /> 22:56 CST 6 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> * We believe he might be getting ordered around by a yet-to-be-known source. They may be paying him big bucks to do all of these things he's been doing for the past month. Either that, or he's slipping deeper and deeper into insanity. [[User:Rtucker913|Rtucker913]] ([[User talk:Rtucker913|talk]]) 05:24, 7 December 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Possibly, but I thought he would be excited to reveal that yet another character was trans-female (also odd since Roberta is trans, apparently Mother Rosechu is trans, and 'Grandma Christine' is trans). But again, in the opening to 15, its clear Rosechu is a female Pokemon (heart tail). Who knows- apparently being trans hurts Chris, but being cis will hurt Rosechu (again, fictional character). It was not a problem for these past years, and the tail incident in 0 seemed to be just artist error/ didnt know- with Chris lashing out that Rose was cis and edited the tail to be female.<br /> <br /> I dont know if this could be a troll paying him- hes gotten money in the past and barely did what he was paid for (it took him over 3 years or so to get back into making Sonichu- which was a 1000 dollar commission by Dstecks, and Patreons have been complaining hes not sending out his promised tier prizes<br /> <br /> 00:14 CST 7 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> ==On the Quotes of the Now==<br /> Just wondering, can I add quotes from people other than Chris? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:53, 12 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Sure, go for it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 12 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris' response to trolls ==<br /> <br /> Lately, Chris hasn't been ragequitting on the trolls as much as he used to, but instead tends to mock them. Where should we include this information? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]<br /> <br /> *Maybe mention in [[trolls]] and [[anger]] articles. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 14 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris and Spinalpalm ==<br /> <br /> Chris seems very obsessed with SpinalPalm, despite them being a ''JERK''. The CWCville News Facebook reported them to be together. Is that Facebook just a troll page or is it usually TRUE and HONEST on its information? Looking at it now it seems to have been hacked or becoming a troll page.<br /> <br /> Or is Chris possibly only excited since Spinal may have connections to Doopie?<br /> <br /> [[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 19:01 CST 18 January 2018<br /> <br /> *Most likely the latter. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:51, 20 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Spam Accounts ==<br /> <br /> Recently, a lot of spam accounts have been created on this website. Is there any other way we could deal with this besides just deleting both the accounts and the pages? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]<br /> *The only solution I can can think of is to make more moderators. Hurtful seems to be the only active user with the power to remove spam account. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 14:03, 22 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :This also happened a couple of years ago and I think they had to turn off automatic account creation for a while. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:39, 1 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Template layout ==<br /> <br /> Could Video of the Now and Pic of the Now be placed above This Day in Christory and Did you Know, since the latter aren't update items? I've tried experimenting a bit but I'm afraid I'll mess up the page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:36, 1 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I tried rearranging a bit, but moving Vid/Pic up kinda throws off the layout. Like, Article of Now would have a lot of white space under it because it's next to the taller Da Update. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Okay, thanks, yeah, I suppose it's a bit like arranging a puzzle with that many things. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:40, 24 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Begging Counter ==<br /> Is there a way to edit the counter? As of Feb 16, 2018, Chris once again begged for money via Youtube (no less than 10 dollars!!), also giving out his phone number to donate<br /> <br /> *Yeah, it's [[:Template:Begging Counter]]. There are directions for resetting it in the description. I don't think it should be reset in this case, though - he's not really begging. What happened was Facebook sent Chris a Memory notification for the [[A browsing around an ol' playground]] video, which was uploaded a year ago, and Chris just shared it without thinking through how his audience might interpret it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==10th Anniversary==<br /> 2018 and 2019 will see the 10th anniversary of some of the greatest trolling sagas. Should we make reference to that in the future? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:15, 20 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I don't know...2017 is when the 10 year anniversaries of organized trolling started happening, I believe. If there's something significant, though, I suppose, why not?<br /> <br /> ==Increasing Security==<br /> With two vandal attacks in a row, I think we need to add more moderators. Having only one active moderator is now enough for a wiki that large. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:06, 9 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *After talking with Larry and Canine, I've added a few more moderators (jerkops, as the wiki calls them). If anyone has any questions about it, let me know. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:24, 12 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;Minor&quot; ==<br /> <br /> So as I'm sure you all know, the front page features the phrase &quot;No shit is too minor&quot;, and minor links to another page... the duck page. Personally, I would've guessed it to link to pedofork. In [[Duck|short:]] Is this a dick joke? Why was it chosen over pedofork? Am I overthinking this and it was done for no reason? '''&lt;span style=&quot;color:#008080&quot;&gt; o &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000&quot;&gt; f u c &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffff00&quot;&gt; i t s &lt;/span&gt;''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 07:52, 9 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> :: &quot;No shit is too minor&quot; refers to the fact that no info is too minor. It refers how Chris reveals too much about himself. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:32, 9 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> ::: So... the link on minor is to ''emphasize'' just how much he reveals about himself. '''&lt;span style=&quot;color:#008080&quot;&gt; o &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000&quot;&gt; f u c &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffff00&quot;&gt; i t s &lt;/span&gt;''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 00:23, 10 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;Nothing too important but&quot;==<br /> sh<br /> I think Chris's new favorite word is &quot;yay!&quot; he constantly says it now in all of his tweets like &quot;Yayy!! Sonichu is 18!!&quot; &quot;YAAAYYY!!! I'd love a mod for Sonichu forces! YAY!&quot; &quot;YAY!!! The full video of the panel is up!<br /> [[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 14:46 CST 22 March 2018<br /> ::Such thought should be best posted in Kiwi Farms, you might actually have a reasonable debate over there. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:29, 22 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;Chris and Polyamory&quot;==<br /> <br /> So it appears Chris is now following the footsteps of Magi Chan and becoming poly (or as he called it in Magi's case, harem). He claims he knows these two in real life. Thoughts on who it may be, possibly its two of the &quot;friends&quot; he claims to go to events with? Maybe one of them is the 'friend' he went to see Sailor Moon with (Or guesses on the genders of these two? I kinda doubt a lesbian couple would want to be poly with him, but that's just me). Or are they even real, since he believes cartoon characters are real. If they are real, how long will it be until their identities are found out?<br /> [[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 18:15 CST 27 March 2018<br /> <br /> :Check out Chris's own sections in the [http://cwcki.club/index.php?forums/cwc-discussion.10/ CWCki Club] and the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms], full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions]]). --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:06, 28 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Video of the Now Formatting ==<br /> <br /> Is there a way to make the Video of the Now more narrow? It currently stretches to the right more than the entire rest of the Main Page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 20:22, 23 May 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == reCAPTCHA ==<br /> <br /> How difficult would it be to implement one of those verification services like reCAPTCHA on the CWCki? The recent onslaught of bots creating fake accounts is getting ridiculous.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 22:40, 28 July 2018 (UTC)<br /> ::I don’t know, but I highly agree with you. Additionally, the current verification service doesn’t work on mobile. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:23, 29 July 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == One page per month for videos? ==<br /> <br /> Chris's videos nowadays are mostly just short begging / ebay announcements or occasionally rambling about his imaginary land. Having one page per month, like with the [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests]] page, would make it easier to organize and navigate, and faster to edit. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:53, 5 September 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Article Suggestions==<br /> I highly suggest adding these topics to the Cwcki: Funko Pops, he is obsessed with them in recent years. Gems, may be a part of the Relic of Fails. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:23, 28 September 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Directing people to Kiwi Farms for updates ==<br /> <br /> Since there's currently a shortage of people editing and updating here, I think we should direct viewers to Chris's board on Kiwi Farms, since that place is the most up-to-date resource for Chris news. I propose removing the Da Update and CWCki News template and replacing with a message to check Chris's board on KF for the latest updates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:43, 7 October 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Bump. This is what I'm envisioning for the main page - https://imgur.com/a/s3iY4r9 . Let me know what you think, otherwise I'll go ahead and put in the changes tomorrow. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:09, 9 October 2018 (UTC)<br /> **Looks good to me. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:59, 9 October 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Spambots are back==<br /> <br /> Was registration unfrozen for a particular reason or was it an accident? Either way the spambots managed to reappear with perfect timing, and if registration is going to be kept open again then we need a permanent solution to the issue. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 02:40, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :[[User:Canine|Canine]] unfroze it to let someone register.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:32, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Some independent wiki sites such as Wikizilla have suffered from spambot problems similar to this, and it can be solved - Wikizilla is configured in such a way that users have to make 5 edits on existing pages before creating their own, which has largely stopped the spambots in their tracks since they're not sophisticated enough to attack existing pages. --[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 10:36, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::The trouble is that we ''have'' seen spambots edit existing pages in the past, the main page in particular. There's probably some way to set up a vetting system on new accounts, but it would have to be more restrictive/complex than just tracking the number of edits made. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 15:49, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::Is it possible to mark the main page as protected, like Wikipedia? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:37, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::::I think it's possible to make any page protected (not sure though), but I list the main page because it's the most frequently targeted. I think they've modified other pages, too. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 19:04, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::::That's what I'm thinking. Looking at the User Rights page for people points out a group called &quot;autoconfirmed users&quot;. I may be wrong but this implies the existence of a setting to manually confirm users before they are able to edit things, which would be the logical option to allow the relatively uncommon legitimate new users to be admitted with less hassle than simply blocking/unblocking registration entirely. If the bots just keep coming to clog up the new user rolls, this could probably be supplemented with a script that purges all non-confirmed users periodically. I think freezing registration is a decent stopgap measure as long as there aren't many new users, provided that it isn't kept open for so long that I have to delete literal dozens of spam pages.<br /> ::::::Where are the bots coming from, anyway? [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 21:48, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::Wikipedia also has a filter that detects spam and prevents changes from being published if the filter is tripped. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 16:43, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::::Perhaps the pages could be protected so only people who verify/confirm their email address could edit them. I'm not sure how that would be done, but it seems like it could work as a possible solution.--[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 12:40, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Registration has been disabled again, so at least we won't have to deal with new bots. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:27, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Perhaps I am [[naive]], but why not just set up a captcha for new registrations? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 19:40, 12 March 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Templates seem to be in sync again ==<br /> <br /> I checked with a different browser, and the problem the CWCki had with templates not syncing seems to have been fixed, probably when Canine fixed up the server recently. So we don't need to deal with making dummy edits to the main page anymore. Anyone want to double-check? If it's fine, we can remove the dummy edit notices from the main page templates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:43, 14 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Late response, but I can confirm you are right. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:49, 18 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Should we change the homepage layout, now that Da Update is to return? ==<br /> <br /> With Da Update and registration to new users (as myself) now restored, should we put it in a box taking up half the page [https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;oldid=223323| as it was arranged] before October 2018? I think that merging the Quote of the Now, Da Update and CWCiki news into the blue box along the side would look neater than the three broad boxes we have up top at the moment. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 22:04, 13 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> :Support. [[User:TopHatGuy|TopHatGuy]] ([[User talk:TopHatGuy|talk]]) 12:34, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Sounds good. Though I don't think Quote of the Now would fit on the side. Should Da Update be restored to how it was before (list of updates), or just have it link to the chronology page/KiwiFarms (like it is now)? I switched to the latter as an efficiency measure, because we were writing stuff into Da Update, and then copying over to the chronology for archiving, so I thought we could just write to the chronology directly. And not all of the major updates were making it into the CWCki, hence the KF link. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:43, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::Keeping Da Update true to its namesake like it was before would be logical; a dossier on the homepage is more interesting and convenient to read than sifting through pages of commentary mixed throughout Random Chris Updates. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 20:07, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :So something like [https://imgur.com/a/Ud7Zy10 this arrangement]? Tried putting Quote of the Now's space into the right side box to see how it'd look. Seems to me that it makes it too long, so we could leave Quote in its original space and use the right side box for CWCki News. I think CWCki News could be updated to note that registration/Captcha is enabled, and also to move to it the statement that all CWC updates can be seen at KF that's in Da Update at the moment. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:01, 15 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == A page for dimension C-197 stuff? ==<br /> <br /> Since Chris firmly believes his alternate dimension world is real, he's been churning out characters for it (though I guess they'd be residents to him). We could use a page to dump that stuff. Like the other day, he said that &quot;Cindy Zapbud&quot; was pretend-Cole Smithey's replacement as a Pokemon professor. Could also be used for OCs that various Idea Guy-types insert (Ted Bunchychu, Fate the Pikachu, etc). Maybe something titled [[Residents of C-197]]? Are there any existing pages this could go in? We could probably use a dedicated article for [[dimensions]], too, maybe taking material from the [[Chris and reality]] page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:09, 19 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> We already have [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Reality Cartoon]]. A dedicated C-197 article or one about dimensions could be nice. I'm not sure what the jumping-off point would be for someone wanting to read about this subject in a Chris/Sonichu context, but it's a significant ongoing event that should be documented in a &lt;b&gt;clear&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;lucid&lt;/b&gt; style. Mega-pages are hard to read. Maybe this is more of a saga? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 05:11, 17 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I don't think C-197 stuff fits with a saga. It's a bigger version of CWCville - an imaginary place where he has power that he doesn't in the real world. And trolls now know they can take advantage of that to insert their own characters. So it's a lot of one-off shit either made up by Chris or someone else. Even though mega pages are hard to read, stuff like Ted Bundychu doesn't have enough for their own articles, so something like [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals]] might be the best way to dump it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:49, 17 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Makes sense. Dimensional Merge is the event, C-197 is the place. I almost feel like there should be a box or something for Chris's views on reality over time. I discovered Chris a year or two before the start of the Tomgirl saga, and he seemed pretty sane then. The multiverse stuff, where it's not ripping off Marvel, strikes me as a break from Chris's usual psychology, perhaps influenced by HRT, Financhu Crisis, Barb's health, or other sources of stress. Just a gut feeling, but I think that things are changing. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 01:52, 18 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Obscure Sprung article origins... ==<br /> <br /> So, we know Chris appeared in Nintendo Power, May 2004, issue 179, and in Shojo Beat for November 2005, but where on Earth did the Sprung article come from? Is it also issue 179?<br /> <br /> -Update- I have narrowed it down to March/April 2004 of Nintendo Power which could be #177 or #178. I have purchased the physical copies of both, and will verify this first hand. I was unable to locate the scans for those two issues. I also want to frame them for my Chris Chan shrine :)<br /> <br /> -DarkWestern<br /> <br /> == Main page graphics update ==<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCki Introduction.png|150px|right|border]]<br /> [[File:CWCki News.png|150px|right|border]]<br /> <br /> Hi there, I am proposing some tweaks to the main page graphics to take advantage of the transparent background capabilities of the PNG file format.<br /> <br /> Before proceeding further, what should I do with the frowning face at the bottom of Sonichu’s thought bubble?<br /> <br /> I also plan to transcribe the captions for accessibility reasons (you know, the bit where you hover over an image and some text appears).<br /> <br /> Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:23, 30 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::I like the CWCki News graphics you made and there is no need to change the frowning face. As for the intro, I prefer to keep the old one to keep the consistency of the seasonal intros we have. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> === Revitalising the Main Page ===<br /> <br /> Hello, I have decided to only implement the background-free Update image, and postpone the top banner until I have the time to create the PNG versions of topical banners.<br /> <br /> I am also thinking of developing a new Main Page, that takes advantage of modern CSS capabilites, and to make CWCki look less of a clone of the English Wikipedia.<br /> <br /> What kind of design and layout would CWCki really like to have? I may be able to emulate the Sonichu logo for the top banner, while the panel layout could be based on the Sonichu comics ([[:File:Sonichu - Episode 2, Page 2.jpg|Inspiration 1]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 3.jpg|Inspiration 2]]), albeit both in a smarter way, and with Helvetica in place of Comic Sans.<br /> <br /> I am also thinking of a seperate panel to house the article counter, with an introduction to the CWCki and the active users counter. I got the idea from the [https://fr.wikipedia.org/ French Wikipedia], where the banner is a lot less cluttered as a result of the article counter having its own panel with the project introduction.<br /> <br /> Best regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> : Part of the CWCki's charm, in my opinion, is that it preserves the same late-2000s aesthetic that defined the Internet at the height of the Classic Chris era. Re-designing it to look ''modern'' would take away from that. I like the idea of including the editor number, though, perhaps similar to the [https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikipedio:%C4%88efpa%C4%9Do Esperanto Wikipedia]? [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:21, 9 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Housekeeping ==<br /> <br /> After recovering all the pages for [[Sonichu 4]], I have noticed that the file names of the pages are in a mess. I have a proposed naming scheme for the pages:<br /> <br /> * Sonichu - Issue # Cover.jpg (for covers)<br /> * Sonichu - Episode #, Page #.jpg (for episodes)<br /> * Sonichu - Sub-Episode #, Page #.jpg (for sub-episodes)<br /> * Sonichu - [Miscellaneous] Page.jpg (for ephemera)<br /> * Sonichu - [Product] Advertisement.jpg (for adverts)<br /> <br /> And they will be categorised under the appropriate issues that they appear in, with the appropriate sort key. For example: &lt;code&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#000a]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/code&gt; for the cover, and &lt;code&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#001]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/code&gt; for the start of the first story and so on.<br /> <br /> If you like, I can do the lifting work for you, finding and reuniting all those duplicates.<br /> <br /> Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:45, 25 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == The mass-reverted edits today ==<br /> <br /> Sorry about that. Not sure what happened. Maybe I had a tab open on Recent Changes and somehow clicked something that targeted all the Rollback buttons on the page to revert all recent edits. I think I cancelled everything out and restored the changes. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 25 October 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::I was wonder why there were that many edits and reverts. Good thing nothing serious happened. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 04:26, 25 October 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Removing &quot;WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!&quot; tagline ==<br /> <br /> I think this tagline can be retired. We're at the point where it no longer applies, since Chris content is so high quantity with most of it low quality, that much of it often doesn't get included in the CWCki. The Da Update section also notes that only select updates get covered now. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:18, 20 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> :I agree. There are too many orbiters flitting in and out, looking for their moment of on-line fame, who never get mentioned here. We should remove it. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:03, 20 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::It's such an ingrained part of the wiki though that regardless of validity it feels inappropriate to remove it. [[User:Duff101|Duff101]] ([[User talk:Duff101|talk]]) 04:57, 21 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> :::Even if it makes sense to us, there are many readers whom we never see because they come here for the first time to learn about this glorious mess. It is better not to mislead them. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:15, 22 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers? ==<br /> <br /> I dunno, maybe we should keep to some kind of standard for deciding which enablers get their own articles. We have several articles that are more about detailing attempts to worm into Chris's life, as opposed to significance to Chris. Classic trolls had significant interactions with him, his high school gal-pals, various jerkops/authority figures, etc, as well. But people like [[Aly Hirschberg]], [[Sarah and Steve]], [[Multidimensional White Knights]] don't have significant interactions. My concern is it might put off CWCki readers to come across articles describing plans cooked up by random enablers when this wiki is supposed to center around Chris and his failings.<br /> <br /> Or we could slap a template on the page to let readers know about the type of article, something like, &quot;This article is about an [[enabler]]. It primarily describes attempts to worm into Chris's life.&quot; [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Since you brought up the template, I’m currently working on an article on the ''Unholy Tetrad'', where it talks about all of the different types of people that attempted to contact Chris, but are frowned upon by most other people. I think we could use that page to list examples from each group, such as the enablers you mentioned.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> **This discussion would be more appropriate in the Community Portal; discussions here should be for the main page itself. However, I agree with HTL. Enablers are the latter-day equivalent of trolls, and the CWCki only records the likes of Liquid or Clyde, not their countless contemporary imitators who accomplished nothing of note. A purge might be in order to delete the full detailed articles for S&amp;S, Hirschberg, MWK and the rest; the amount of attention that an enabler has here should be proportional to how much his presence is acknowledged by Chris. This is not LOLcow Wiki. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:52, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> == Possesed by box ==<br /> Chris acting like an idiot on outside(eg. - Leftoversmedia stream) sources will bring a ton of newfags, to help those poor souls we should make a box which tells them who Chris is currently possessd by.<br /> <br /> Good idea, added a line to the Coping Counter box about it. Also, please sign your posts by pressing ~ four times at the end, thanks. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 24 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Bringing back the Improvement template? ==<br /> <br /> We used to have an Improvement template on the Main Page for listing articles in need of improvement. Should we bring it back? I deleted it a while back because it wasn't being used, but editors lately have been using their user/sandbox pages to keep track of to-do lists, so maybe there's a place for the Improvement template again? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:17, 24 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :yes yes yes yes yes maybe a page linked to the sidebar would be better cause when some newguy comes here, he shouldn't see a big box telling ”these articles need to be unfucked”- [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 10:23, 24 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::I can't change the sidebar, if you mean the left set of links (Main Page, Community Portal, etc). Maybe a spoiler tag could be used on the Improvement template for the same effect. Do we need the template itself or would just editing the CWCki News template suffice? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:27, 26 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: In that case, a link to a to do list page on the main page should work. We can call it the CWCki Bounty Board or whatever so it sounds cool - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:04, 26 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Started a page at [[:CWCki:Article Improvement]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:47, 27 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::CWCki improvement sounds better. I'll be dumping general CWCki improvement stuff more than any specific article on it. - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 09:16, 27 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;The encyclopedia about&quot; line ==<br /> <br /> Currently it reads &quot;The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Should we change that to read &quot;Chris Chan&quot; or &quot;Christine Weston Chandler&quot; instead? Christian hasn't been his name for years. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:27, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :My personal preference is the latter (Christine). Alternatively: &quot;The encyclopedia about the [[Chris|author]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''&quot;. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I say, focus on &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. Officially CWCki policy is to stick with [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Chris's TRUE and ORIGINAL gender]], so &quot;Christine&quot; isn't typically used in spite of the name-change legally happening. Plus, Chris-Chan is the name that garnered the most attention anyways. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 10:18, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :&quot;Chris Chan&quot; would be convenient since the [[:File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]] uses Christian, and &quot;Chris Chan&quot; has been a nickname for both &quot;Christian&quot; and &quot;Christine&quot;. Otherwise we would need a new CWCki Intro image with &quot;Christine&quot; to avoid confusion. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:58, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::Something like this? — &quot;The encyclopedia about [[Chris-Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''&quot;. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 20:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :::Okay with me. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::Chris has been fine with being referred to as Chris post-namechange to Christine, so I think if we were to change it, Chris-Chan/Chris Chan would be the best way to do it. Most people refer to him as Chris as opposed to Christian or Christine anyway. --[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:23, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Someone on the CWCki Discord suggested linking to [[Chris Chan]] as a way to link to his different names. Thoughts? Also, should it be written with or without the hyphen? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I agree with Hurtful here, chris chan is a much more well known name and is normally the first thing we think of when we talk about chris. But i also think we should add a 'creator of sonichu' to the tagline too, similar to what little owl thought of. [[User:Mon1ka|Mon1ka]] ([[User talk:Mon1ka|talk]]) 4:01am, 26th of april 2021 (utc)<br /> While we're at it, should we change the disclaimer at the bottom? It seems like a set-up for a punchline about Chris's inability to understand what does and does not qualify as &quot;parody&quot;, since the subject of the wiki is a real person. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:25, 28 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :The editor who added the parody line explained his reasoning [http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/the-cwcki.1979/#post-55098 in a CWCki Club post]. I think he has a point. Much of the narrative about Chris is framed by trolls who manipulated him. Chris Chan the Internet personality is basically a parody of Chris Chandler the person. Also many CWCki pages, especially earlier ones, tend to be heavy on the mockery. What would you have in mind to change the dislaimer to? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:57, 28 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Contingency ==<br /> <br /> So as you may know Kiwifarms may be in some hot water. If they go the way of 8Chan in August 2019 what's the plan to keep the Cwcki from going down forever, because IIRC this is hosted by a service set up by Null that would go down if KF is deplatoformed. The KF drama is affecting the Cwcki right now in fact, I've been getting intermittent time out errors as of late. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 03:44, 29 June 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Wait a minute, what's going on with Kiwi Farms? I don't really pay attention to it, but I'm gonna assume that this has something to do with Null saying that he would shut down the site if Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act wasn't renewed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 17:59, 30 June 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::It's under a DDOS attack. Marvin/[[User:Canine]] would be the one to ask about contingencies, he's the owner. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:16, 30 June 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Future of coping and begging counters ==<br /> <br /> In light of the incest shit and Chris' eviction, do you think we still need the begging and coping counters? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 05:20, 1 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> :I think that they should probably be taken down at some point and the page should be reorganized, but not until Chris has been detained. We are approaching the end of Christory as it once was, but we're still not there just yet. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 11:07, 1 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I've gone ahead and removed them now he's actually in custody. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:00, 2 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Reorganization ==<br /> <br /> After taking down the counters, the page looks weirdly asymmetrical. Could we compensate for this by making each batch of DYK entries longer, or move the CWCki news section to the other side while letting Da Update be longer instead? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:51, 8 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> :I think we should make the DYK batches longer, as making Da Update longer would defeat the purpose of it being a way to see all '''recent''' happenings related to CWC. Also, since I might as well bring it up here, should we add some type of counter related to Chris being arrested? Or would that be too redundant? [[User:Lez|Lez]] ([[User talk:Lez|talk]]) 11:23, 8 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::Might be worth putting up a new counter for how many days Chris has been in jail, considering he's being held without bond and he got a continence until at least November. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:38, 16 September 2021 (UTC)</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Reorganization */ Reply</p> <hr /> <div>{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].}}<br /> <br /> '''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]<br /> ==Make a new Saga?==<br /> Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga &quot;Revalation&quot; Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)<br /> <br /> the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Note==<br /> Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.<br /> <br /> ==Did you know..==<br /> Some of the &quot;Did you knows&quot; sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.<br /> <br /> Ex. &quot;...that Chris is a disgusting human being?&quot;, &quot;That Chris cannot dance&quot;, I also have a personal gripe with, &quot;...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?&quot;, as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> Did you know &quot;Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24&quot;<br /> [[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==ohinternet==<br /> Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)<br /> <br /> ==Happy Sonichu Day!==<br /> <br /> Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==PSN Tracker==<br /> I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple. <br /> How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Protect the templates==<br /> Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> *There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> *Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == new vid ==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&amp;feature=player_embedded<br /> <br /> can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==<br /> <br /> {{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}<br /> <br /> [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> I'm for this too.<br /> [[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)<br /> <br /> *Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4<br /> --[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead<br /> <br /> == Project Map Fucking Everything ==<br /> <br /> Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.<br /> <br /> http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;gl=us&amp;ptab=2&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;oe=UTF8&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b<br /> <br /> I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.<br /> <br /> Now, a question:<br /> Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the &quot;Locations&quot; divs on the other pages?<br /> -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> *Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br /> **Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Sports ==<br /> <br /> Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.<br /> *Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Slight Error ==<br /> Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.<br /> [[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)<br /> :Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br /> ::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to &quot;being on the Internet&quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)<br /> :::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Vandalism? ==<br /> Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Does Christian Who Cares know this?==<br /> I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br /> * It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say &quot;Well I guess there are some exceptions&quot; and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> ==CWCki is pretty dead==<br /> Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.<br /> ::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling<br /> ::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags<br /> ::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> <br /> Wow. This discussion aged like milk. The CWCki's booming! --[[User: Chris Chan's Chris Fan|Chris Chan's Chris Fan]] 19:13, 16 August 2020 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Sightings ==<br /> <br /> Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA<br /> :1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (&lt;nowiki&gt;~~~~&lt;/nowiki&gt;) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.<br /> :2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.<br /> :On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> <br /> *I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> ::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a &quot;sightings&quot; article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> ::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> :*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> ::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)<br /> ::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> <br /> :*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)<br /> *My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA<br /> <br /> == Is This Chris? ==<br /> <br /> He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some &quot;troll busting&quot;.<br /> <br /> Here's his channel:<br /> [http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]<br /> <br /> - 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011<br /> <br /> I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....<br /> <br /> ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011<br /> <br /> == ps3 tracker change ==<br /> <br /> the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Shojo letters ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]<br /> [[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]<br /> *Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA<br /> &lt;s&gt;If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him&lt;/s&gt; Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Potential Video of the Now? ==<br /> <br /> Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew<br /> <br /> -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011<br /> <br /> *For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the &quot;pickle&quot; euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Not sure if it goes here but ==<br /> <br /> *First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br /> :Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br /> :Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)<br /> *Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA<br /> <br /> ==Userboxes==<br /> *Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == da update should be first ==<br /> <br /> ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br /> :I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Seriously==<br /> *What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.<br /> : Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> *I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> :::: Y&lt;s&gt;eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?&lt;/s&gt; As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Ha!==<br /> Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> [[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> *When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST<br /> ** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == You are now aware ==<br /> <br /> [[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]<br /> <br /> :It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011<br /> <br /> == Remove the PSN tracker ==<br /> <br /> Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA<br /> <br /> ==TOMGIRL.PNG==<br /> May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Liquid Chris Article ==<br /> The whole &quot;MOTHERLAND CALLS!&quot; template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == An error in dating? ==<br /> <br /> Today's &quot;''This day in Christory''&quot; features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br /> *The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Kim ==<br /> Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Just for you==<br /> I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.<br /> <br /> ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&amp;autoplay=1&amp;loop=1&amp;start=1&quot; height=&quot;1&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; fposition=&quot;left&quot; frame=&quot;false&quot;<br /> <br /> except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese<br /> <br /> Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==No detective needed==<br /> Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==New videos==<br /> Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> *Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> * I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> ** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Earthquake ==<br /> <br /> Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> :If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> :Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> :* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> == Article of the now. ==<br /> <br /> shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &amp;quot;wunderbar!&amp;quot;]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> :Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.<br /> ::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &amp;quot;wunderbar!&amp;quot;]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> ::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].<br /> <br /> ==Bob CWCki logo==<br /> I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> *I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh &amp;#124; All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> *It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Chris' family tree. ==<br /> <br /> We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way. <br /> <br /> <br /> J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED<br /> Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.<br /> Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.<br /> His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.<br /> Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.<br /> Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.<br /> A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.<br /> (Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King) <br /> <br /> http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html<br /> <br /> This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.<br /> <br /> == Edit-hiding ==<br /> <br /> What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br /> :I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Stop this ==<br /> <br /> The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]<br /> *Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == what is this? ==<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&amp;feature=channel_video_title<br /> <br /> Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br /> *One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called &quot;HuaYifu&quot; and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]<br /> <br /> ==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==<br /> <br /> I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to &quot;a recent video&quot; or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word &quot;recent&quot; fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. &lt;small&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autosigned&quot;&gt;—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt; 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == STOP FORCASTING ! ==<br /> <br /> Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. &quot;Current&quot; articles have to be rewritten all the time. &lt;small&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autosigned&quot;&gt;—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt; 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> :: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.<br /> [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Current Events ==<br /> <br /> There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==<br /> <br /> I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br /> : While that's an interesting idea... anything that's &quot;new information&quot; is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think &quot;recent changes&quot; is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Birthday Suprise ==<br /> <br /> Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like &quot;Even now in his late twenties&quot; are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like &quot;twenties&quot; &quot;20s&quot; and specific ages as in &quot;at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home&quot; will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.<br /> [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br /> *here is an example &quot;There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as &quot;high functioning&quot; as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be.&quot; - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br /> :[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)<br /> :*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)<br /> ::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Revised idea ==<br /> <br /> Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below &quot;da update&quot; on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> <br /> That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)<br /> *Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == This is what chris actually believes ==<br /> <br /> I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops<br /> <br /> : I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==<br /> <br /> Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- &quot;That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!&quot;- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==<br /> <br /> I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: &quot;I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time.&quot; --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Confused ==<br /> <br /> So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}<br /> : We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Forums Gone? ==<br /> <br /> Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)<br /> : Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &lt;span style=&quot;font-size:smaller;&quot;&gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&lt;/span&gt; 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)<br /> : I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his &quot;apology post&quot; on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.<br /> :There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Forums gone....again? ==<br /> <br /> The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)<br /> Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> :We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. &lt;small&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autosigned&quot;&gt;—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt; 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> :Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> :They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST) <br /> ::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had &quot;defected&quot; to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of &quot;forum war&quot;. But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> :::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)<br /> <br /> == Photo of rental house ==<br /> <br /> Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> :: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Lego Wishlist ==<br /> <br /> Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?<br /> At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.<br /> This def needs some looking in to!<br /> --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)<br /> * I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> **The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> == QOTN ==<br /> <br /> &quot;The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit.&quot;<br /> <br /> **This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.<br /> These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.<br /> I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == PSN Tracker ==<br /> <br /> I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December<br /> <br /> * I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> == refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==<br /> <br /> ==Article of the Now change?==<br /> <br /> So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)<br /> <br /> == Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==<br /> <br /> Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == New update, transgender ==<br /> <br /> &quot;...(s)he&quot;<br /> <br /> I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be &quot;he&quot;, indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)<br /> *I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==<br /> <br /> Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.<br /> <br /> ==CWCki Logo==<br /> Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now. <br /> The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)<br /> :I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==<br /> <br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]<br /> <br /> This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?<br /> <br /> * I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who &quot;participated&quot; in Chris's &quot;embargos&quot; and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==<br /> <br /> I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Replace pmurt with new article ==<br /> <br /> The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17<br /> <br /> *Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==New sighting in local news==<br /> Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now<br /> <br /> *Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Begging counter ==<br /> <br /> For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::How about moving it down a bit then? My man concern is that the Video of the Now is at the very bottom, for example, even though that's probably what most people are looking for after Da Update. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 23:18, 24 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Alright. Video and Pic of the Now have been at the bottom for a while, though. Here's what the Main Page looked like before the counter - https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;oldid=199478 [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:40, 25 June 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Downtime ==<br /> <br /> What was up with the recent week-long downtime? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:20, 21 August 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Discontinuing social media collection pages ==<br /> <br /> Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute here, which isn't enough for updating everything.<br /> <br /> Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:<br /> <br /> - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts<br /> - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets<br /> - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts<br /> <br /> A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.<br /> <br /> If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps at KF / CWCki Club.<br /> <br /> A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.<br /> <br /> Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:44, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> * I don't want to have to comb through the Random Chris Updates threads to find a specific screenshot. I'll put in work to fill in the gaps when I get the chance.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] ([[User talk:MoarLurk|talk]]) 09:00, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *He made 22 tweets yesterday alone. Higher than average, but it's usually 5-10 per day and it adds up over the past few months. It's a lot to import into the wiki. If we don't discontinue, we should just use the social media pages to archive major posts that would be worthy of a thread or being on Da Update (like your updating the FB page on his lovequest posts from today). I think we should rewrite the opening paragraph present on the social media pages to state that they're now for major updates, as opposed to being a complete archive.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:10, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Another reason archiving is harder now is there are multiple pages covering his posts (FaceBook, Patreon, Tweets, Tweets for NightStar). Sometimes when Chris posts to a social media platform, content from it gets mirrored to the others.&lt;br&gt;If the post mentions another platform, check that platform's page to see if it's there so you won't go through the trouble of adding in something which is already present. Like, if there's a FaceBook post which refers to Twitter in its timestamp, you can post that content to the Tweets page instead. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:22, 7 September 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris's fuckin dildo collection ==<br /> <br /> Can anyone please find out if Chris has a dildo collection it would be really appreciated.<br /> <br /> * Maybe if you channelled your energy into using the search bar instead of making this dumb post you would know. --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]<br /> <br /> == Tumblr ==<br /> <br /> So it looks like Chris has made a [https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com tumblr]. Should a page be made about it? My tablet doesn't take screenshots so I haven't started one, and I don't really know what all to write about it.<br /> <br /> -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 00:00, 14 October 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I made the page. It's currently a stub right now, so edit it to your heart's content :)<br /> <br /> --[[User:Camille|Camille]] 16:07, 14 October 2017 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==New Begging Video==<br /> Chris just made a new begging video poorly disguised as a Patreon announcement. I don't know how to edit the front page, so can someone change the begging counter, sil'vous plaît?<br /> <br /> Link to the video:<br /> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojxss2jEaGk<br /> <br /> -[[User:Camille|Camille]] 14:52,14 October 2017 (PDT)<br /> <br /> *I'm unsure if it counts as begging. I think his aim was to make an updated intro video for his Patreon, and part of his sales pitch was to say he wants money for bills, like with the first one, and he doesn't realize it's laughable to say that in a business video. If you want to change the counter, you can edit [[:Template:Begging Counter|this template]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:15, 15 October 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Chris wants to talk to Pewdiepie==<br /> <br /> [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864| Chris is requesting Pewdiepie DMs him] Could this be a new Saga? Did Pewdiepie insult him recently? [https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y| Apparently Pewdiepie has] (about the 7:42 mark). Chris also has a new super white-knight [https://twitter.com/MissLadyLikely| Desiree-Delightful]<br /> <br /> 18:29, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> Mate, first word of advice, just because Chris does something that doesn't involve him shitting himself, that doesn't make it a saga. 12 November 2017 ([[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]])<br /> <br /> Okay, people on Twitter were wondering if this would be the start of some kind of Saga. I apologize 19:12, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> *Since no-one has mentioned it yet, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvQ8HbaJeC0 Pewdiepie released a video about Chris today.] --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 07:58, 13 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Also- has anyone confirmed who MissLadyLikely is? Looking through tweets- she is either Chris, an ironic troll, or some kind of serious white knight...<br /> <br /> Tweets seem to point to Chris 14 November 2017, 1:43 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> *It's a ween who's trying to ingratiate himself to Chris and get attention. He tries to troll Chris occasionally, like when he posted some comic mocking Chris and then claimed to have been hacked - http://archive.is/30uM4, http://archive.is/Tg9BM . [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:29, 14 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Dance with Chris==<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWDcqmzkBw&amp;feature=youtu.be| his new video]<br /> <br /> 12:52 14 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> == Eliminate Improvement template? ==<br /> <br /> Should [[:Template:Improvement]] be removed? I don't think it's used much. Hasn't been updated since August and articles on current events are being updated fine without being listed there. Da Update and Recent Changes should be sufficient if people want to see which articles might need work. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:37, 16 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *We can probably find something better to put there. I've tried going on the Improvement before but I usually don't know what to add/change. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 17:31, 16 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> ==CWCville is now in Germany==<br /> [[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1579750492119424?pnref=story| The Zip code was changed to 69488]], Chris speaking as if CWCville is real, further into delusions.<br /> <br /> 14:44 CST, 19 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> == The /pol/troll ==<br /> <br /> Seems there's a new troll whose signature move is manipulating Chris into saying controversial things about himself and CWCville. Someone on KF coined him as the /pol/troll. Just to keep track:<br /> <br /> *[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] is probably influenced by this<br /> *[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]] and [[Operation BARBarossa]] definitely are<br /> *The penis line in [[November 2017 Patreon posts#Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature|the drawing Chris uploaded]].<br /> *[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election|an election for the Mayor's position]]<br /> *A KF user pointed out that in [[Sonichu 15]], &quot;Sonichu's b-day is April 20th, AKA 420, AKA Hitler's Birthday, AKA the anniversary of the Columbine massacre.&quot;<br /> <br /> [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:25, 20 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Is this why Chris has been going into great details of CWCville daily as if it were real? Like how CWCville is now in Germany and apparently citizens are on vacation?<br /> <br /> 18:40 CST 20 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> *Probably, the theory is that someone is giving him &quot;advice&quot; and getting him to make these changes willingly. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:43, 21 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Do you think the finishing move will be ending the Tomgirl Saga? 23:23 PM (CST) 20 Nov 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> **Nah, Chris is too comfortable with being trans. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:49, 21 November 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris at AVN (porn festival) ==<br /> <br /> I noticed Chris in a video uploaded in january of this year. <br /> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmBeUZqv1QA at the 24 minute mark (left side)<br /> what was he doing here? where did he get the money?<br /> 21:37 CET 21 November 2017 (Akitaka_Tsuya09)<br /> <br /> *I dont see Chris anywhere on there.Chris would never go to Los Angeles I don't think (driving wise- I dont think Chris would ever fly nor could he afford it). If he was there, he would've posted something about it on Twitter or Facebook. Or he would have complained about traffic or if any &quot;homos&quot; were there. According to Chris's Facebook, a post never came from there. He would've had some post about meeting fellow lesbians or taken pictures with them and shared them.<br /> 15:57 CST 21 November 2017 (Shipper Of Heart).<br /> <br /> == Rosechu being trans? ==<br /> <br /> I really don't understand why Chris would be so upset with Rosechu being a transwoman. Chris did not put up a fuss when he decided that Robbie would become Roberta. I feel he would be overjoyed to have &quot;Rosechu come to him and come out&quot;. Can anyone explain why Chris's own actions make him upset? He doesn't HAVE to make Rosechu a transwoman- but even in &lt;s&gt; Rosechu's story&lt;/s&gt; Sonichu 15, he made sure to make Rosechu a female Pikachu/Raichu. Chris is asking Twitter what should happen, trans-Rose or cis-girl Rose, claiming either answer hurts someone- a fictional character or himself. He claims he has no control over his created world...he does?? its just a comic??<br /> <br /> Also, anyone notice that Rosechu is now older than Sonichu by a few months? and they now apparently met on Valentine's day?<br /> <br /> 22:56 CST 6 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> * We believe he might be getting ordered around by a yet-to-be-known source. They may be paying him big bucks to do all of these things he's been doing for the past month. Either that, or he's slipping deeper and deeper into insanity. [[User:Rtucker913|Rtucker913]] ([[User talk:Rtucker913|talk]]) 05:24, 7 December 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Possibly, but I thought he would be excited to reveal that yet another character was trans-female (also odd since Roberta is trans, apparently Mother Rosechu is trans, and 'Grandma Christine' is trans). But again, in the opening to 15, its clear Rosechu is a female Pokemon (heart tail). Who knows- apparently being trans hurts Chris, but being cis will hurt Rosechu (again, fictional character). It was not a problem for these past years, and the tail incident in 0 seemed to be just artist error/ didnt know- with Chris lashing out that Rose was cis and edited the tail to be female.<br /> <br /> I dont know if this could be a troll paying him- hes gotten money in the past and barely did what he was paid for (it took him over 3 years or so to get back into making Sonichu- which was a 1000 dollar commission by Dstecks, and Patreons have been complaining hes not sending out his promised tier prizes<br /> <br /> 00:14 CST 7 December 2017 (Shipper Of Heart)<br /> <br /> ==On the Quotes of the Now==<br /> Just wondering, can I add quotes from people other than Chris? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:53, 12 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Sure, go for it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 12 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris' response to trolls ==<br /> <br /> Lately, Chris hasn't been ragequitting on the trolls as much as he used to, but instead tends to mock them. Where should we include this information? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]<br /> <br /> *Maybe mention in [[trolls]] and [[anger]] articles. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 14 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris and Spinalpalm ==<br /> <br /> Chris seems very obsessed with SpinalPalm, despite them being a ''JERK''. The CWCville News Facebook reported them to be together. Is that Facebook just a troll page or is it usually TRUE and HONEST on its information? Looking at it now it seems to have been hacked or becoming a troll page.<br /> <br /> Or is Chris possibly only excited since Spinal may have connections to Doopie?<br /> <br /> [[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 19:01 CST 18 January 2018<br /> <br /> *Most likely the latter. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:51, 20 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Spam Accounts ==<br /> <br /> Recently, a lot of spam accounts have been created on this website. Is there any other way we could deal with this besides just deleting both the accounts and the pages? - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]<br /> *The only solution I can can think of is to make more moderators. Hurtful seems to be the only active user with the power to remove spam account. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 14:03, 22 January 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :This also happened a couple of years ago and I think they had to turn off automatic account creation for a while. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:39, 1 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Template layout ==<br /> <br /> Could Video of the Now and Pic of the Now be placed above This Day in Christory and Did you Know, since the latter aren't update items? I've tried experimenting a bit but I'm afraid I'll mess up the page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 02:36, 1 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *I tried rearranging a bit, but moving Vid/Pic up kinda throws off the layout. Like, Article of Now would have a lot of white space under it because it's next to the taller Da Update. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Okay, thanks, yeah, I suppose it's a bit like arranging a puzzle with that many things. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 04:40, 24 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Begging Counter ==<br /> Is there a way to edit the counter? As of Feb 16, 2018, Chris once again begged for money via Youtube (no less than 10 dollars!!), also giving out his phone number to donate<br /> <br /> *Yeah, it's [[:Template:Begging Counter]]. There are directions for resetting it in the description. I don't think it should be reset in this case, though - he's not really begging. What happened was Facebook sent Chris a Memory notification for the [[A browsing around an ol' playground]] video, which was uploaded a year ago, and Chris just shared it without thinking through how his audience might interpret it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 17 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==10th Anniversary==<br /> 2018 and 2019 will see the 10th anniversary of some of the greatest trolling sagas. Should we make reference to that in the future? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 01:15, 20 February 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :I don't know...2017 is when the 10 year anniversaries of organized trolling started happening, I believe. If there's something significant, though, I suppose, why not?<br /> <br /> ==Increasing Security==<br /> With two vandal attacks in a row, I think we need to add more moderators. Having only one active moderator is now enough for a wiki that large. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:06, 9 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *After talking with Larry and Canine, I've added a few more moderators (jerkops, as the wiki calls them). If anyone has any questions about it, let me know. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:24, 12 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;Minor&quot; ==<br /> <br /> So as I'm sure you all know, the front page features the phrase &quot;No shit is too minor&quot;, and minor links to another page... the duck page. Personally, I would've guessed it to link to pedofork. In [[Duck|short:]] Is this a dick joke? Why was it chosen over pedofork? Am I overthinking this and it was done for no reason? '''&lt;span style=&quot;color:#008080&quot;&gt; o &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000&quot;&gt; f u c &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffff00&quot;&gt; i t s &lt;/span&gt;''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 07:52, 9 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> :: &quot;No shit is too minor&quot; refers to the fact that no info is too minor. It refers how Chris reveals too much about himself. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:32, 9 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> ::: So... the link on minor is to ''emphasize'' just how much he reveals about himself. '''&lt;span style=&quot;color:#008080&quot;&gt; o &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ff0000&quot;&gt; f u c &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#ffff00&quot;&gt; i t s &lt;/span&gt;''' [[User:Hallowed Ween|Hallowed Ween]] ([[User talk:Hallowed Ween|Holla]]) 00:23, 10 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;Nothing too important but&quot;==<br /> sh<br /> I think Chris's new favorite word is &quot;yay!&quot; he constantly says it now in all of his tweets like &quot;Yayy!! Sonichu is 18!!&quot; &quot;YAAAYYY!!! I'd love a mod for Sonichu forces! YAY!&quot; &quot;YAY!!! The full video of the panel is up!<br /> [[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 14:46 CST 22 March 2018<br /> ::Such thought should be best posted in Kiwi Farms, you might actually have a reasonable debate over there. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 22:29, 22 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;Chris and Polyamory&quot;==<br /> <br /> So it appears Chris is now following the footsteps of Magi Chan and becoming poly (or as he called it in Magi's case, harem). He claims he knows these two in real life. Thoughts on who it may be, possibly its two of the &quot;friends&quot; he claims to go to events with? Maybe one of them is the 'friend' he went to see Sailor Moon with (Or guesses on the genders of these two? I kinda doubt a lesbian couple would want to be poly with him, but that's just me). Or are they even real, since he believes cartoon characters are real. If they are real, how long will it be until their identities are found out?<br /> [[User:Shipper Of Heart|Shipper Of Heart]] 18:15 CST 27 March 2018<br /> <br /> :Check out Chris's own sections in the [http://cwcki.club/index.php?forums/cwc-discussion.10/ CWCki Club] and the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms], full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|only use the wiki talk pages for article-related discussions]]). --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:06, 28 March 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Video of the Now Formatting ==<br /> <br /> Is there a way to make the Video of the Now more narrow? It currently stretches to the right more than the entire rest of the Main Page. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 20:22, 23 May 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == reCAPTCHA ==<br /> <br /> How difficult would it be to implement one of those verification services like reCAPTCHA on the CWCki? The recent onslaught of bots creating fake accounts is getting ridiculous.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 22:40, 28 July 2018 (UTC)<br /> ::I don’t know, but I highly agree with you. Additionally, the current verification service doesn’t work on mobile. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 13:23, 29 July 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == One page per month for videos? ==<br /> <br /> Chris's videos nowadays are mostly just short begging / ebay announcements or occasionally rambling about his imaginary land. Having one page per month, like with the [[January 2018 Paid Video Requests]] page, would make it easier to organize and navigate, and faster to edit. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:53, 5 September 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Article Suggestions==<br /> I highly suggest adding these topics to the Cwcki: Funko Pops, he is obsessed with them in recent years. Gems, may be a part of the Relic of Fails. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 03:23, 28 September 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Directing people to Kiwi Farms for updates ==<br /> <br /> Since there's currently a shortage of people editing and updating here, I think we should direct viewers to Chris's board on Kiwi Farms, since that place is the most up-to-date resource for Chris news. I propose removing the Da Update and CWCki News template and replacing with a message to check Chris's board on KF for the latest updates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:43, 7 October 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Bump. This is what I'm envisioning for the main page - https://imgur.com/a/s3iY4r9 . Let me know what you think, otherwise I'll go ahead and put in the changes tomorrow. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:09, 9 October 2018 (UTC)<br /> **Looks good to me. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 19:59, 9 October 2018 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Spambots are back==<br /> <br /> Was registration unfrozen for a particular reason or was it an accident? Either way the spambots managed to reappear with perfect timing, and if registration is going to be kept open again then we need a permanent solution to the issue. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 02:40, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :[[User:Canine|Canine]] unfroze it to let someone register.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:32, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::Some independent wiki sites such as Wikizilla have suffered from spambot problems similar to this, and it can be solved - Wikizilla is configured in such a way that users have to make 5 edits on existing pages before creating their own, which has largely stopped the spambots in their tracks since they're not sophisticated enough to attack existing pages. --[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 10:36, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::The trouble is that we ''have'' seen spambots edit existing pages in the past, the main page in particular. There's probably some way to set up a vetting system on new accounts, but it would have to be more restrictive/complex than just tracking the number of edits made. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 15:49, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::Is it possible to mark the main page as protected, like Wikipedia? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:37, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::::I think it's possible to make any page protected (not sure though), but I list the main page because it's the most frequently targeted. I think they've modified other pages, too. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 19:04, 4 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::::That's what I'm thinking. Looking at the User Rights page for people points out a group called &quot;autoconfirmed users&quot;. I may be wrong but this implies the existence of a setting to manually confirm users before they are able to edit things, which would be the logical option to allow the relatively uncommon legitimate new users to be admitted with less hassle than simply blocking/unblocking registration entirely. If the bots just keep coming to clog up the new user rolls, this could probably be supplemented with a script that purges all non-confirmed users periodically. I think freezing registration is a decent stopgap measure as long as there aren't many new users, provided that it isn't kept open for so long that I have to delete literal dozens of spam pages.<br /> ::::::Where are the bots coming from, anyway? [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 21:48, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::Wikipedia also has a filter that detects spam and prevents changes from being published if the filter is tripped. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 16:43, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::::::Perhaps the pages could be protected so only people who verify/confirm their email address could edit them. I'm not sure how that would be done, but it seems like it could work as a possible solution.--[[User:Zillachu|Zillachu]] ([[User talk:Zillachu|talk]]) 12:40, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Registration has been disabled again, so at least we won't have to deal with new bots. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:27, 5 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Perhaps I am [[naive]], but why not just set up a captcha for new registrations? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 19:40, 12 March 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Templates seem to be in sync again ==<br /> <br /> I checked with a different browser, and the problem the CWCki had with templates not syncing seems to have been fixed, probably when Canine fixed up the server recently. So we don't need to deal with making dummy edits to the main page anymore. Anyone want to double-check? If it's fine, we can remove the dummy edit notices from the main page templates. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:43, 14 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Late response, but I can confirm you are right. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:49, 18 January 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Should we change the homepage layout, now that Da Update is to return? ==<br /> <br /> With Da Update and registration to new users (as myself) now restored, should we put it in a box taking up half the page [https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;oldid=223323| as it was arranged] before October 2018? I think that merging the Quote of the Now, Da Update and CWCiki news into the blue box along the side would look neater than the three broad boxes we have up top at the moment. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 22:04, 13 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> :Support. [[User:TopHatGuy|TopHatGuy]] ([[User talk:TopHatGuy|talk]]) 12:34, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :Sounds good. Though I don't think Quote of the Now would fit on the side. Should Da Update be restored to how it was before (list of updates), or just have it link to the chronology page/KiwiFarms (like it is now)? I switched to the latter as an efficiency measure, because we were writing stuff into Da Update, and then copying over to the chronology for archiving, so I thought we could just write to the chronology directly. And not all of the major updates were making it into the CWCki, hence the KF link. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:43, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::Keeping Da Update true to its namesake like it was before would be logical; a dossier on the homepage is more interesting and convenient to read than sifting through pages of commentary mixed throughout Random Chris Updates. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 20:07, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :So something like [https://imgur.com/a/Ud7Zy10 this arrangement]? Tried putting Quote of the Now's space into the right side box to see how it'd look. Seems to me that it makes it too long, so we could leave Quote in its original space and use the right side box for CWCki News. I think CWCki News could be updated to note that registration/Captcha is enabled, and also to move to it the statement that all CWC updates can be seen at KF that's in Da Update at the moment. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:01, 15 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == A page for dimension C-197 stuff? ==<br /> <br /> Since Chris firmly believes his alternate dimension world is real, he's been churning out characters for it (though I guess they'd be residents to him). We could use a page to dump that stuff. Like the other day, he said that &quot;Cindy Zapbud&quot; was pretend-Cole Smithey's replacement as a Pokemon professor. Could also be used for OCs that various Idea Guy-types insert (Ted Bunchychu, Fate the Pikachu, etc). Maybe something titled [[Residents of C-197]]? Are there any existing pages this could go in? We could probably use a dedicated article for [[dimensions]], too, maybe taking material from the [[Chris and reality]] page. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:09, 19 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> We already have [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Reality Cartoon]]. A dedicated C-197 article or one about dimensions could be nice. I'm not sure what the jumping-off point would be for someone wanting to read about this subject in a Chris/Sonichu context, but it's a significant ongoing event that should be documented in a &lt;b&gt;clear&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;lucid&lt;/b&gt; style. Mega-pages are hard to read. Maybe this is more of a saga? [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 05:11, 17 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I don't think C-197 stuff fits with a saga. It's a bigger version of CWCville - an imaginary place where he has power that he doesn't in the real world. And trolls now know they can take advantage of that to insert their own characters. So it's a lot of one-off shit either made up by Chris or someone else. Even though mega pages are hard to read, stuff like Ted Bundychu doesn't have enough for their own articles, so something like [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals]] might be the best way to dump it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:49, 17 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Makes sense. Dimensional Merge is the event, C-197 is the place. I almost feel like there should be a box or something for Chris's views on reality over time. I discovered Chris a year or two before the start of the Tomgirl saga, and he seemed pretty sane then. The multiverse stuff, where it's not ripping off Marvel, strikes me as a break from Chris's usual psychology, perhaps influenced by HRT, Financhu Crisis, Barb's health, or other sources of stress. Just a gut feeling, but I think that things are changing. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 01:52, 18 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Obscure Sprung article origins... ==<br /> <br /> So, we know Chris appeared in Nintendo Power, May 2004, issue 179, and in Shojo Beat for November 2005, but where on Earth did the Sprung article come from? Is it also issue 179?<br /> <br /> -Update- I have narrowed it down to March/April 2004 of Nintendo Power which could be #177 or #178. I have purchased the physical copies of both, and will verify this first hand. I was unable to locate the scans for those two issues. I also want to frame them for my Chris Chan shrine :)<br /> <br /> -DarkWestern<br /> <br /> == Main page graphics update ==<br /> <br /> [[File:CWCki Introduction.png|150px|right|border]]<br /> [[File:CWCki News.png|150px|right|border]]<br /> <br /> Hi there, I am proposing some tweaks to the main page graphics to take advantage of the transparent background capabilities of the PNG file format.<br /> <br /> Before proceeding further, what should I do with the frowning face at the bottom of Sonichu’s thought bubble?<br /> <br /> I also plan to transcribe the captions for accessibility reasons (you know, the bit where you hover over an image and some text appears).<br /> <br /> Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:23, 30 April 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::I like the CWCki News graphics you made and there is no need to change the frowning face. As for the intro, I prefer to keep the old one to keep the consistency of the seasonal intros we have. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> === Revitalising the Main Page ===<br /> <br /> Hello, I have decided to only implement the background-free Update image, and postpone the top banner until I have the time to create the PNG versions of topical banners.<br /> <br /> I am also thinking of developing a new Main Page, that takes advantage of modern CSS capabilites, and to make CWCki look less of a clone of the English Wikipedia.<br /> <br /> What kind of design and layout would CWCki really like to have? I may be able to emulate the Sonichu logo for the top banner, while the panel layout could be based on the Sonichu comics ([[:File:Sonichu - Episode 2, Page 2.jpg|Inspiration 1]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 3.jpg|Inspiration 2]]), albeit both in a smarter way, and with Helvetica in place of Comic Sans.<br /> <br /> I am also thinking of a seperate panel to house the article counter, with an introduction to the CWCki and the active users counter. I got the idea from the [https://fr.wikipedia.org/ French Wikipedia], where the banner is a lot less cluttered as a result of the article counter having its own panel with the project introduction.<br /> <br /> Best regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 11:32, 1 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> : Part of the CWCki's charm, in my opinion, is that it preserves the same late-2000s aesthetic that defined the Internet at the height of the Classic Chris era. Re-designing it to look ''modern'' would take away from that. I like the idea of including the editor number, though, perhaps similar to the [https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikipedio:%C4%88efpa%C4%9Do Esperanto Wikipedia]? [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:21, 9 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Housekeeping ==<br /> <br /> After recovering all the pages for [[Sonichu 4]], I have noticed that the file names of the pages are in a mess. I have a proposed naming scheme for the pages:<br /> <br /> * Sonichu - Issue # Cover.jpg (for covers)<br /> * Sonichu - Episode #, Page #.jpg (for episodes)<br /> * Sonichu - Sub-Episode #, Page #.jpg (for sub-episodes)<br /> * Sonichu - [Miscellaneous] Page.jpg (for ephemera)<br /> * Sonichu - [Product] Advertisement.jpg (for adverts)<br /> <br /> And they will be categorised under the appropriate issues that they appear in, with the appropriate sort key. For example: &lt;code&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#000a]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/code&gt; for the cover, and &lt;code&gt;&lt;nowiki&gt;[[Category:Pages from Sonichu 15‎‎|#001]]&lt;/nowiki&gt;&lt;/code&gt; for the start of the first story and so on.<br /> <br /> If you like, I can do the lifting work for you, finding and reuniting all those duplicates.<br /> <br /> Regards, --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:45, 25 May 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == The mass-reverted edits today ==<br /> <br /> Sorry about that. Not sure what happened. Maybe I had a tab open on Recent Changes and somehow clicked something that targeted all the Rollback buttons on the page to revert all recent edits. I think I cancelled everything out and restored the changes. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:18, 25 October 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::I was wonder why there were that many edits and reverts. Good thing nothing serious happened. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 04:26, 25 October 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Removing &quot;WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!&quot; tagline ==<br /> <br /> I think this tagline can be retired. We're at the point where it no longer applies, since Chris content is so high quantity with most of it low quality, that much of it often doesn't get included in the CWCki. The Da Update section also notes that only select updates get covered now. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:18, 20 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> :I agree. There are too many orbiters flitting in and out, looking for their moment of on-line fame, who never get mentioned here. We should remove it. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 16:03, 20 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> ::It's such an ingrained part of the wiki though that regardless of validity it feels inappropriate to remove it. [[User:Duff101|Duff101]] ([[User talk:Duff101|talk]]) 04:57, 21 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> :::Even if it makes sense to us, there are many readers whom we never see because they come here for the first time to learn about this glorious mess. It is better not to mislead them. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:15, 22 December 2019 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Are we focusing too much on Chris's enablers? ==<br /> <br /> I dunno, maybe we should keep to some kind of standard for deciding which enablers get their own articles. We have several articles that are more about detailing attempts to worm into Chris's life, as opposed to significance to Chris. Classic trolls had significant interactions with him, his high school gal-pals, various jerkops/authority figures, etc, as well. But people like [[Aly Hirschberg]], [[Sarah and Steve]], [[Multidimensional White Knights]] don't have significant interactions. My concern is it might put off CWCki readers to come across articles describing plans cooked up by random enablers when this wiki is supposed to center around Chris and his failings.<br /> <br /> Or we could slap a template on the page to let readers know about the type of article, something like, &quot;This article is about an [[enabler]]. It primarily describes attempts to worm into Chris's life.&quot; [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:54, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *Since you brought up the template, I’m currently working on an article on the ''Unholy Tetrad'', where it talks about all of the different types of people that attempted to contact Chris, but are frowned upon by most other people. I think we could use that page to list examples from each group, such as the enablers you mentioned.[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 13:18, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> **This discussion would be more appropriate in the Community Portal; discussions here should be for the main page itself. However, I agree with HTL. Enablers are the latter-day equivalent of trolls, and the CWCki only records the likes of Liquid or Clyde, not their countless contemporary imitators who accomplished nothing of note. A purge might be in order to delete the full detailed articles for S&amp;S, Hirschberg, MWK and the rest; the amount of attention that an enabler has here should be proportional to how much his presence is acknowledged by Chris. This is not LOLcow Wiki. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 15:52, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> == Possesed by box ==<br /> Chris acting like an idiot on outside(eg. - Leftoversmedia stream) sources will bring a ton of newfags, to help those poor souls we should make a box which tells them who Chris is currently possessd by.<br /> <br /> Good idea, added a line to the Coping Counter box about it. Also, please sign your posts by pressing ~ four times at the end, thanks. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:36, 24 May 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Bringing back the Improvement template? ==<br /> <br /> We used to have an Improvement template on the Main Page for listing articles in need of improvement. Should we bring it back? I deleted it a while back because it wasn't being used, but editors lately have been using their user/sandbox pages to keep track of to-do lists, so maybe there's a place for the Improvement template again? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:17, 24 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :yes yes yes yes yes maybe a page linked to the sidebar would be better cause when some newguy comes here, he shouldn't see a big box telling ”these articles need to be unfucked”- [[User:Klop|Klop&amp;#124;polK]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 10:23, 24 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::I can't change the sidebar, if you mean the left set of links (Main Page, Community Portal, etc). Maybe a spoiler tag could be used on the Improvement template for the same effect. Do we need the template itself or would just editing the CWCki News template suffice? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:27, 26 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::: In that case, a link to a to do list page on the main page should work. We can call it the CWCki Bounty Board or whatever so it sounds cool - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 03:04, 26 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> :::Started a page at [[:CWCki:Article Improvement]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:47, 27 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::CWCki improvement sounds better. I'll be dumping general CWCki improvement stuff more than any specific article on it. - [[User:Klop|Klop (HALO INFINITE HYPE ((343 better not fuck it up)))]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 09:16, 27 June 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == &quot;The encyclopedia about&quot; line ==<br /> <br /> Currently it reads &quot;The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Should we change that to read &quot;Chris Chan&quot; or &quot;Christine Weston Chandler&quot; instead? Christian hasn't been his name for years. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:27, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :My personal preference is the latter (Christine). Alternatively: &quot;The encyclopedia about the [[Chris|author]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''&quot;. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I say, focus on &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. Officially CWCki policy is to stick with [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Chris's TRUE and ORIGINAL gender]], so &quot;Christine&quot; isn't typically used in spite of the name-change legally happening. Plus, Chris-Chan is the name that garnered the most attention anyways. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 10:18, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :&quot;Chris Chan&quot; would be convenient since the [[:File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]] uses Christian, and &quot;Chris Chan&quot; has been a nickname for both &quot;Christian&quot; and &quot;Christine&quot;. Otherwise we would need a new CWCki Intro image with &quot;Christine&quot; to avoid confusion. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:58, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::Something like this? — &quot;The encyclopedia about [[Chris-Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''&quot;. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 20:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :::Okay with me. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::Chris has been fine with being referred to as Chris post-namechange to Christine, so I think if we were to change it, Chris-Chan/Chris Chan would be the best way to do it. Most people refer to him as Chris as opposed to Christian or Christine anyway. --[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:23, 24 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Someone on the CWCki Discord suggested linking to [[Chris Chan]] as a way to link to his different names. Thoughts? Also, should it be written with or without the hyphen? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I agree with Hurtful here, chris chan is a much more well known name and is normally the first thing we think of when we talk about chris. But i also think we should add a 'creator of sonichu' to the tagline too, similar to what little owl thought of. [[User:Mon1ka|Mon1ka]] ([[User talk:Mon1ka|talk]]) 4:01am, 26th of april 2021 (utc)<br /> While we're at it, should we change the disclaimer at the bottom? It seems like a set-up for a punchline about Chris's inability to understand what does and does not qualify as &quot;parody&quot;, since the subject of the wiki is a real person. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:25, 28 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> :The editor who added the parody line explained his reasoning [http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/the-cwcki.1979/#post-55098 in a CWCki Club post]. I think he has a point. Much of the narrative about Chris is framed by trolls who manipulated him. Chris Chan the Internet personality is basically a parody of Chris Chandler the person. Also many CWCki pages, especially earlier ones, tend to be heavy on the mockery. What would you have in mind to change the dislaimer to? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:57, 28 April 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Contingency ==<br /> <br /> So as you may know Kiwifarms may be in some hot water. If they go the way of 8Chan in August 2019 what's the plan to keep the Cwcki from going down forever, because IIRC this is hosted by a service set up by Null that would go down if KF is deplatoformed. The KF drama is affecting the Cwcki right now in fact, I've been getting intermittent time out errors as of late. [[User:Homsar|Homsar]] ([[User talk:Homsar|talk]]) 03:44, 29 June 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Wait a minute, what's going on with Kiwi Farms? I don't really pay attention to it, but I'm gonna assume that this has something to do with Null saying that he would shut down the site if Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act wasn't renewed. [[User:Superspongebobbros|Superspongebobbros]] ([[User talk:Superspongebobbros|talk]]) 17:59, 30 June 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::It's under a DDOS attack. Marvin/[[User:Canine]] would be the one to ask about contingencies, he's the owner. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:16, 30 June 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Future of coping and begging counters ==<br /> <br /> In light of the incest shit and Chris' eviction, do you think we still need the begging and coping counters? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 05:20, 1 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> :I think that they should probably be taken down at some point and the page should be reorganized, but not until Chris has been detained. We are approaching the end of Christory as it once was, but we're still not there just yet. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 11:07, 1 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> ::I've gone ahead and removed them now he's actually in custody. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:00, 2 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Reorganization ==<br /> <br /> After taking down the counters, the page looks weirdly asymmetrical. Could we compensate for this by making each batch of DYK entries longer, or move the CWCki news section to the other side while letting Da Update be longer instead? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:51, 8 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> :I think we should make the DYK batches longer, as making Da Update longer would defeat the purpose of it being a way to see all '''recent''' happenings related to CWC. Also, since I might as well bring it up here, should we add some type of counter related to Chris being arrested? Or would that be too redundant? [[User:Lez|Lez]] ([[User talk:Lez|talk]]) 11:23, 8 August 2021 (UTC)<br /> :Might be worth putting up a new counter for how many days Chris has been in jail, considering he's being held without bond and he got a continence until at least November. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:38, 16 September 2021 (UTC)</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Post-Merge_Era&diff=267172 2021-09-14T15:20:57Z

<p>Holdek: Creating talk page</p> <hr /> <div><br /> == Too early? ==<br /> <br /> I feel like it may be a bit early to definitively call this &quot;post-merge.&quot; For all we know, Chris will come out of jail and say the merge is happening soon, but hasn't occurred quite yet. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 15:20, 14 September 2021 (UTC)</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=263994 2021-08-02T22:29:05Z

<p>Holdek: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]&lt;br&gt;It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> *'''1 August'''- [[Chris]] is arrested by police at a hotel on a livestream for incest.<br /> *'''31 July''' - [[Null]] announces a refund to donors of the '''[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|GoFundMe]]''' that was intended to fund Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]. Later, Null cuts ties with Chris and notifies the police, following '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/post-9580110 a conversation between them]''' in which Null finds that Chris lied to him about his financial situation and that Chris has taken money from his mother's bank account in a potential violation of the protective order. Null also leaks '''[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris vaguely describes his relationship|a chatlog]]''' from 5 July in which Chris had vaguely and misleadingly described sex with his mother as if he was simply in a relationship with an older woman. <br /> *'''30 July''' - A [[welfare check]] is conducted over the '''[[incest]]''' allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler house]] until 5 August. In the wake of the scandal, Chris trends on Twitter, and [[Everfree Northwest]] bans him from attending its upcoming convention.<br /> *'''29 July''' - Audio leaks of Chris allegedly '''[[Incest|admitting to having sexual intercourse with his mother]]''' since 27 June 2021.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] &lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Clover_and_Snoopy&diff=263012 2021-07-16T00:21:40Z

<p>Holdek: /* Snoopy's Death */</p> <hr /> <div>{{infobox<br /> | title = Clover&amp;nbsp;and&amp;nbsp;Snoopy<br /> | image = [[File:Clover and snoopy.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Names<br /> |data1 = Clover&lt;br&gt;Snoopy<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = c. [[April 2012|April]]-[[May 2012]] (Clover and Snoopy)<br /> |label4 = Date of Death<br /> |data4 = 15 [[July 2021]] (Snoopy)<br /> |label5 = Gender<br /> |data5 = Female (Clover)&lt;br /&gt;Male (Snoopy)<br /> |label6 = Breed<br /> |data6 = {{w|Beagle}}<br /> |label7 = Owners<br /> |data7 = [[Barbara]]&lt;br /&gt;[[Chris]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Clover''' (b. circa [[April 2012|April]]/[[May 2012]]&lt;ref&gt;According to their [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210124928/http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?p=A&amp;c=64810&amp;s=22437342&amp;i=1&amp;sort=DESCENDING#SD entry], they were three months old when Chris entered them into the contest. Since registration to the contest began on 16 [[July 2012]] (see [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210125245/http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Rules.aspx?contestid=64810 contest rules]), this would mean they were born on either April or May.&lt;/ref&gt;) is the Chandlers' beagle. '''Snoopy''' (b. April/May 2012 - d. 15 July 2021) was her brother.&lt;ref name=snoopydeath&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/snoopy-has-died.95170/&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=eulogy&gt;[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]&lt;/ref&gt; The Chandlers bought them at a puppy mill in Fredricksburg on 13 [[May 2012]].<br /> <br /> The idea of getting beagles was originally Barb's idea, and Chris eventually acquiesced. The CWC community learned of their existence on 1 [[August 2012]], when a link to an [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210124928/http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?p=A&amp;c=64810&amp;s=22437342&amp;i=1&amp;sort=DESCENDING#SD entry of them] Chris submitted to a [[Chris and contests#Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest|local contest]] was posted on the [[CWCki Forums]]; Chris didn't win the contest.<br /> <br /> According to one of Chris's [[Facebook]] posts, the dogs are siblings. Clover has a white mark on her snout, and Snoopy doesn't. Additionally, they each have an animal chew toy - Clover has a [[duck]], Snoopy a [[Megagi La Skunk|skunk]]. Snoopy has a green collar, and Clover, Chris's dog, naturally has a pink collar. Barb claimed in the [[Rental House Tour]] audio that the dogs were part fox, though this is incredibly unlikely – no authenticated hybrids between domestic dogs and foxes exist.<br /> <br /> Snoopy, who officially belongs to Barb, is unimaginatively named after the dog from ''[[Peanuts]]'', who was also a beagle. Even though Snoopy is her dog, Chris was listed as the person responsible for not getting proper checks and licenses for both dogs, according to legal records from 2016.<br /> <br /> The origin of Clover's name is unclear. It was initially believed to be derived from Patti-Chan's origin story in [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], which featured a four-leaf clover by way of explanation. When Chris first introduced the dogs on Facebook, he posted the cryptic comment, &quot;'Shine, little Clover, Glimmer, Glimmer.' :D.&quot; This would imply that Clover's name actually came from Chris mishearing the lyrics to Johnny Mercer's song &quot;{{w|The Glow-Worm}}&quot; (which he probably heard from [[Bob]]'s collection). The actual lyrics are: &quot;Shine, little glow-worm, glimmer, glimmer.&quot; However, to confuse the story even more, during his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date with Catherine]], Chris claimed that Clover was named after the character from the show ''[[My Little Pony]] Tales''. <br /> <br /> ==Poor Living Conditions and Neglect==<br /> [[File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|In the background is one of the newspaper spots where the Chandler dogs relieve themselves. Pictured in April 2018, in the doorway of the [[kitchen]].|thumb|200px]]<br /> <br /> On 6 [[August 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook#One_of_my_pups_just_peed|Facebook]] a picture of dog urine on a newspaper. In [[December 2014]], a statement released by [[Catherine]] (who was invited to the Chandler's [[Rental House]] by Chris himself) confirmed that the dogs are not house-trained, are aggressive towards strangers, and are severely [[obese]]. This was especially apparent in a series of photos released in [[November 2015]]. The dogs were still relieving themselves on newspaper in April 2018, evidenced when Chris filmed a paid request video which showed a newspaper with dog shit on it in the background&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A few seconds of Barb dancing]]&lt;/ref&gt;. In the [[Rental House Tour]], Barb can be heard attempting to justify her gross neglect of her animals by whining about how she's too old to perform laborious tasks such as opening a door to let the dogs out to relieve themselves.<br /> <br /> When Chris reflected on Snoopy's life, he noted that he'd regularly sleep on the couch with the puppies until January 2014, and that they would regularly play in [[14 Branchland Court|the hoard]]. This eventually led to an accident where Snoopy injured his left back leg, an injury which he would never fully recover from.&lt;ref name=eulogy&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> When faced with a situation where he wanted to go on a date, but Barb was not home to watch the dogs, Chris's proposed solution was to take the dogs with him, then '''leave them in the car'''. Catherine managed to dissuade him from this act of animal abuse.&lt;ref&gt;[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]&lt;/ref&gt; Catherine also stated that the dogs are so terribly taken care of that they can't even be left at home by themselves without ''destroying all the furniture''. <br /> <br /> [[File:Snoopy, 7 December 2018.jpg|An overweight Snoopy, pictured in December 2018. Note the premature greying around his chin, which is sometimes taken as a sign of living in an uncomfortable and [[Chris and stress|stressful]] environment.|thumb|left|200px]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Clover, 7 December 2018.jpg|Clover, also overweight and pictured in December 2018|thumb|left|200px]]<br /> <br /> Chris also mentioned to Catherine that he has fed the dogs chicken noodle soup,&lt;ref&gt;[[Rental House Tour]]&lt;/ref&gt; which can cause sodium ion poisoning if fed from canned soup with high sodium amounts.&lt;ref&gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20201210125623/https://canigivemydog.com/chicken-noodle-soup&lt;/ref&gt; An insider source confirmed that to be the case.&lt;ref&gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20201210125800/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-2-chris-fined-for-lack-of-dog-paperwork.23228/page-10#post-1683681&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On a 29 [[November 2013]] Facebook post, he said that he doesn't love the dogs.&lt;ref&gt;[[November 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris's life is a bleak wasteland. Happy Thanksgiving!]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, in the [[Rental House Tour]], Chris is cooing and babbling over them.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2016]], Chris was hit with two (more) misdemeanors on his record, as a result of failing to acquire proper licenses and rabies checks for the dogs, further cementing his reputation as an incompetent pet owner. This marks the first time the authorities have gotten involved because of Chris's neglect of his pets.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined - No county dog tag 2<br /> File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined - No rabies certificate 2<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> As of 2020, Clover and Snoopy were both still alive, barking loudly and getting overexcited when pizza deliveries summoned by [[weens]] appeared at the door while [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|Chris tried reading fanfiction in a livestream]].<br /> <br /> ==Stealing a Neighbor's Dog==<br /> According to [[Emily]], Chris and Barb once stole a neighbor's dog. They eventually gave it back when its owner showed up at their door.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-27#post-1759719&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I don't think I have emails regarding that, but if anyone needs the rundown...a neighbor's dog slipped out of their collar while tied up outside and went wandering around the neighborhood. I'm assuming it was more Barb's idea, but she decided she wanted to keep it so instead of doing the right thing and asking around first. They bought it a collar and a couple of other supplies. Lo and behold, the neighbor goes looking for their dog and winds up at the Chandler's. From what I remember, they put up a fight to keep the dog and blamed the neighbor for being irresponsible. Basically, finders keepers. Neighbor still got their dog back. But Chris couldn't comprehend why it was wrong for them to try and keep the dog. I wonder if this is (part) of the reason they keep their own dogs locked up inside, a fear of repercussion from trying to steal someone else's dog.}}<br /> <br /> ==Snoopy's Death==<br /> Snoopy passed away in July 2021 in his sleep.&lt;ref name=snoopydeath&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; Shortly after his demise, Chris took to social media to offer a eulogy not unlike the one he gave [[Patti Chandler]] so many years ago. In the process, Chris explained that he and a neighbor buried the dog by a tree, making a stone mound around where the body lay as a marker for the pooch. Chris was understandably distraught by his dog's demise, but remained confident that the [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] of the [[Dimensional Merge]], which he believed that Snoopy was somehow also aware of, would allow him to reunite with the animal. Chris also noted that he saw an anthropomorphized version of Snoopy in [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]] that was taller than Patti-Chan.&lt;ref name=eulogy&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Mikmmp.jpg|&quot;Snoopy has a hat on his tush, and Clover is looking at the camera.&quot;<br /> File:Dogs 1.jpg|Clover in a picture on [[Facebook]]<br /> File:Dogs 2.jpg|Another Facebook picture, with Chris looking extremely fat.<br /> File:Dogs 3.jpg|Clover again.<br /> Image:Twitter20June201301.png|Clover and Snoopy in a picture on [[Twitter]] from 20 [[June 2013]].<br /> File:ChrisPupsPeed.png|&quot;One of my pups just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a girl.&quot; <br /> File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Snoopy.<br /> File:DogsA.jpg|First in a series of old photos leaked in [[October 2015]].<br /> File:DogsB.jpg|These were presumably taken in 2012.<br /> File:DogsC.jpg|Chris posted this photo on his [[Manchester High School]] alumni site page.<br /> File:DogsD.jpg<br /> File:DogsE.jpg|Both dogs.<br /> File:DogsF.jpg|Clover, based on the collar color.<br /> File:DogsG.jpg<br /> File:DogsH.jpg<br /> File:DogsI.jpg<br /> File:DogsJ.jpg|Very obese.<br /> File:Cloversnoopy tweet.jpeg|Date unknown. Chris tweeted it in March 2017.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Pets]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2021_social_media_posts&diff=261388 2021-06-04T20:24:27Z

<p>Holdek: /* Chris larps as his younger self */ Different Don</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> <br /> This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2021]].<br /> <br /> ==Helena G.F.==<br /> 1 June<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I am making a art/rp. Come by and comment stuff, dm me on twitter that you want to put your oc in the year 2090. The more I make, the more you can make your own oc or oc thing for the account or just come see what I make&lt;3<br /> Twitter: <br /> @P1ckChu}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yes, I’ll still be young and alive then, so sign me up, please; I’m immortal. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Happy Pride Month==<br /> 1 June<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Happy #Pride Month! 😊🌈⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a rainbow with lightning around it with text saying &quot;BELIEVE IN YOURSELF&quot;'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Young Chris==<br /> 1 June<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am continuing work on my self-healing alongside my workings with the other deities, the total universe, Cosmos, as well as from within myself. Today, I start reconnecting with my inner child once again.<br /> <br /> With that stated, I felt it would be good and well <br /> <br /> [[File:June1YoungChrisPhoto.jpg|210px]]<br /> <br /> to channel young Christopher and let him talk things out with you all in a set of tweets. Do note, that Young Chris mentality spans between birth to around 15 to 18. Christian, the Young Adult, you all have read about and became past-accustomed to, spans in a transition in 15 to 18, and onward to about 2015, and I became better enlightened around 2010 to be the more enlightened and better developed and clear one of present day.<br /> <br /> BUT, again, the focus is on the younger part of me. And for the Christorians, feel free to chronicle this on the CWCki and for your own personal reference. This will take a while from after I finish, here. Without further ado, I lend my body and the keyboard in front to the little boy from the 1980s, Christopher.<br /> <br /> 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris larps as his younger self==<br /> 1 June<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hello, everyone. My name is [[Christopher]], or Chris, for short. I’m feeling uncomfortable and nervous talking like this. I have been ever so observant over the years. As Christine has said, my view is on the youthful side. Um, I’ve had some friends way back when. My closest friends were [[Sarah]] and [[Josh]]. I spoke for a while; only a few weeks old; this is true. I remember [[Barb|Mom]] and I were at the BEST store that day, and I spoke to her. I came into this world with the memories from my past life with Merlin, but other stuff became more important. I also remember shouting as I was playing that day when the [[babysitter]] got really upset and locked me in that room. I had no one to talk with; just the toys in that room. I did have a friend who came and played with me. My guardian, [[Magi-Chan]]. He talked to me and told me stories. I had [[dream]]s of visiting this large city. One of which is the one where I fled from a tall business building with a baby in-hand, my [[Crystal|future daughter]]. Still holding onto that dream. I didn’t talk too much after that day with the babysitter. I was following Magi-Chan’s example of being telepathic, but apparently, not a lot of people were getting my messages. I played a lot with my toys. I read Bearnstein Bears. I watched Sesame Street, Care Bears, [[Transformers]], Smurfs, Muppet Babies, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] when he finally came on television. I played my Commodore 64 computer a lot. I typed the command in, have the floppy disk with all of those games saved on it in the disk drive, and I played whatever I felt like. I played with Sarah; we were neighbors. Ran around, tag, hide and seek, swing set. We had fun. We played with the other kids in the neighborhood. I also watched Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show a lot. Speech therapy at James Madison University; had classes with Josh. We went to Kid’s Castle, and had Country Fried Steak with white gravy at Country Cookin’. School. Green County Schools were fun a lot of the time. I liked playing on the playground, and on the computer. There was this Fish game that had to do with bigger ones eating the smaller ones. That one scared me when the really big fish came around. Number Munchers was a lot of fun. Oregon Trail. Apple Vs Commodore; I gotta stick with the one I have at home for the better choice. I also played with my Transformers figures. I liked the Micromaster and Action Master figures; they were within my reach when I became old enough. I have a few G2 toys, hardly any G1. We went to a lot of yard sales and flea markets. There was this flea market on the corner where Food Lion is now in [[Ruckersville]]; I was always calling it the junk yard. I don’t know, I was a kid. In Primary School, we had this awesome teacher, Miss Miller. She got married, my mom and [[Bob|dad]] and Magi-Chan and I went to the reception party before Miss MIller moved to Utah. I liked our principal, Mister Wade; he was a kind and understanding man. Dad worked at General Electric, the big building not far from here. He had a lot of papers from there. He designed the controls for plastic mills, steel mills, saw mills, and all that stuff. Mommy worked at Virginia Power in finances. She worked on a computer a lot at a desk with these removable walls. Mommy was a real businesslady. Daddy was a real businessman. All these words that were one way I could get, but bunch of times over my head. Grown up words to an extent were tough on a youthful mind, depending on how old the soul within is, and I was really old and beyond grown up. Autism really kept me feeling frustrated and overwhelmed. But I still had my thoughts and ideas and things. I read and look at pictures. I turned on the closed captions when they were available on the TV. Dad and I sometimes watched Nick at Nite when he let me stay up late. “Get Smart”! Yay! Don Adams! I liked the RCA Video Disc player; those {{w|LaserDisc|vinal DVDs}} we had in those hard plastic cases. I’ve put records on the turntables; they can break if you’re not careful. Darkwing Duck is Really Cool! I did not like fourth grade; it sucked. Pinned down by those mean teachers. Mrs. Gaede, WHY? WHY did you pin me down with them? Why did you hurt me? Did [[Autism]] really confound you? I had a crush on [[Tiffany Robinson]], though. She was a really pretty girl. She lived somewhere else, though. Somewhere beyond Standardsville from where I lived. The court house visits really confused me some. I got really hurt from that pin-me-down, but did they Really have to kick me out and force me into Home School for Fifth Grade? I missed riding on the big bus to school that year. Sarah and I were really sad when mom and dad and Magi-Chan and I had to move to [[Richmond]] to continue my education. But, it turned out for the better. Awesome Bonus, I Won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes]]! That was a really good day when we bought those games and zords. I’m feeling mentally drained right now. I think I need to let Christine have this body again. Thank you all for listening to me.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am reading Chapter 5 of #WarholChrisChan right now. One reason why I was to check in with my inner child was to find any remaining issues to address that haven’t been addressed, or could be addressed better. And spiritual guidance also informs of something between Barb and I. Well, in part thanks to Don, but moreover to me in recognizing resonance in the present moment topic: My Mom Has Hoarded Too Much Stuff. Even as a child, I recall every single time she went shopping wherever. Furniture, Knick-Knacks, and such. What was the majority of Her ”Collection”, and I apologize in advance to any and all seamstress and tailor types reading this: She Has Hoarded CLOTH and CLOTHING ITEMS! And with that, it makes even more sense WHY we had those me-high tall mountains of clothing piles downstairs.<br /> <br /> Barbara did make clothes and was a master at the sewing machine. It was something she heavily picked up in her childhood in Red Oak. She made her own dresses and outfits, because her family of both parents and eight children (counting her) made financial balancing not easy for them. And Barb was number 5 out of 8; one of the two Middle Children. So, even though her studied major was in accounting and numbers, she also had a knack at sewing.<br /> <br /> Now, here’s the thing: she has not used her sewing machine at present nor in the past number of years. And even though we have successfully cleared out over 75% of the piled clutter that was piled after moving back in on New Year’s Eve of 2014 a few years ago, there is still a bunch of stuff in One Room that can be easily opened to be an additional bedroom that nobody uses anymore. There’s still some stuff in the workshop, but it’s more than half-cleared these days. We leave alone the garden shed my dad left a bunch of stuff behind in, including a light-up Christmas Village display. I have not checked the back porch, but wagering it is still full of stuff. And another point Don reminded me of, the fact that I was not allowed to even touch her things in reorganizing, donation or disposal. And, By The Way, you all can thank my friend, Anna, who was a major Genuine Positive Help in encouraging my mom to unload during that time. [[Null|NULL]], Please, Please, Please Rescend your unrequited threat against her, and allow her to speak with me again soon. She was, or is, never going to bad talk you or separate me from talking to you; that remains of my choosing, alone. Back on topic: considering where we are at with the events at this time, I feel capable of presenting this chapter portion to Barbara by reading it to her, personally, and waking her up to realize what we can actually do. And personally, I would like to clear that spare room up. I feel better getting that off of my mind. Thank you.<br /> <br /> 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Furry==<br /> 2 June<br /> <br /> Xena (@X3naFerrer)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|I'm tempted to get a furry version of Xena. I was a furry a few years before I ever become a brony but I've never had a fursona as such.<br /> Thoughts?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Considering your lovely pony counterpart is furry, I’d say you’re already covered. But, even a furry and furry-lover doesn’t settle for just one furry sona or alt-form. I know from personal multiverse experiences. May I recommend meditating to find any other identifying creature?}}<br /> <br /> ==Not a new saga==<br /> 2 June<br /> <br /> violent anarcho primitivism (@shinjipiIled)<br /> <br /> ''This user quote tweets the previous series of tweets where young Chris was supposedly talking.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|NEW CHRIS CHAN ARC}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Um, don’t count this as a “Saga”. I let Christopher speak in better reconnecting with him. Count this as something more that y’all get to add into the chronicling. Thanks a bunch. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> Lots of Love.}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris is too hip for the room==<br /> 2 June<br /> <br /> Tekeyah (@TeKeHall)<br /> <br /> ''This user quote tweets the previous series of tweets where young Chris was supposedly talking.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Chris, please, as an antifan get help.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|And, please, as myself, who reflects you, of which I could tell you to “Get help” as well, I tell you: Like Donnie Darkko, I’m too hip for the room. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Tarot Cards==<br /> 3 June<br /> {{quotebox|Hey, everyone. As a few of you all may have heard, I have taken up Tarot Card reading amongst my hobbies. Seeing today’s card for myself, I feel it safe to share the card I drew for today with you all. The deck I like using is #OSHOZenTarot. With that stated<br /> <br /> Today’s card is Integration. I hear meaning of everything coming together today. The thing with Tarot cards is you draw a card, and you determine its meaning from your perspective for yourself. I invite you all to share in interpreting this card for yourselves today. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:June3TarotCard.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Orphanages in CWCVille==<br /> 3 June<br /> <br /> Queenie @ Raffle time! (@kill3rQu33nie)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu are there any orphanages in cwcville with cute little sonees and Rosees that need any homes?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|One orphanage exists in the city; it’s mainly for human children, but even other young anthro creatures with no parents or guardians may reside there for adoption.}}<br /> <br /> {{social media}}</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Jesus */ Wikifying</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> <br /> This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[March 2021]].<br /> <br /> ==Blake and The Dimensional Merge==<br /> 1 March<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Silvana and Blake! Did @CPU_CWCSonichu ever bring up the fact that she raped poor Blake. Can't imagine he ever got over it, or how about bubbles! A part of the story I think would be best changed}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yes, I get it. Sylvana did pretend to be Bubbles that one time, While she was still under darker influences and misunderstood facts. That was more than a Decade ago now, and she has been working with us and on the side of good for over a decade now. She has apologized to them, and she has made amends with Bubbles and Blake. She has never done it again since. That is chronicled in one of the newer books I’ve written and drawn while in Sonichu’s body. Everyone of this universe will see those new books shortly.<br /> <br /> The Merge Is Happening, you hating fucks}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Seriously, though, situations like this are Not funny at all. Attraction and Sex under massive Deceptions and Manipulations; I ought to Damn every single Faker that shat me like that over the years, but the deities and I have something else more appropriate for you all. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Cancel MLP G5==<br /> 1 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a previous tweet from February protesting My Little Pony generation 5.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Seriously, Though, @Hasbro, you all Really NEED to Cancel My Little Pony G5; Movie and Series and all, Right Freaking Now. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Smart fitness watch==<br /> 1 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Woahly Crap! What the hay did I just find in the mail today?!!! Whoever ordered and sent me this, THHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNK YOU SOO MUCH!!! 😃⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Seriously, my FitBit I’ve been using was needing to be upgraded. I’ll be sure to give my old one to someone who will put it to awesome use.<br /> <br /> [[File:March1InstagramWatch.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==The temple==<br /> 2 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just putting these on here, since we’ve started using this app. The ol’ temple with the gazebo in the backyard and all is still what I locally and interdimensionally call a home. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March2InstagramCard1.jpg|250px]] [[File:March2InstagramCard2.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Ground yourself==<br /> 3 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a deleted tweet.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Scared of the very ground you walk and stand upon? I think we found a buyer for Moon Shoes. Either that, or going barefoot is not an option; ground yourself and conquer your fears. Genuinely, your only real enemy is yourself, so stop fearing the ground. But deep mud; steer clear.}}<br /> <br /> ==Interstellarchu==<br /> 3 March<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Welcome interstellarchu! She floats about in space watching all the stories of the worlds and universes unfold. But she never let's her self been known and will never do anything to affect the lives of normal mortals, as she feels it is beyond her right.<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Interstellarchu'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Guess what; I have actually met her before. One time, Interstellarchu showed up in a dream, teenage years, I think. And I met and hung out during one of my meditations while in Sonichu’s body. She’s a pretty insightful and nice deity when you get to know her. Makes a lovely tea.}}<br /> <br /> ==Cherry soda==<br /> 3 March<br /> <br /> LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|PSA: If you still have those Rainbow Dash drinks from 8 years ago lying around somewhere in your pony collection they are probably leaking by now.<br /> <br /> I was wondering why the figures didn't topple when the shelf gets jostled... Turns out they are glued down with sugar!<br /> <br /> [''Photographs of the aftermath of soda leaking on a My Little Pony merchandise collection'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That cherry soda was really good; I had two cans of it, and I still have both of those soda cans. And I am aware of the booty faux-pa in that statement; I do have it going on.}}<br /> <br /> 4 March<br /> <br /> Mario Skywalker (@SuperJediMario)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Is it the same cherry cola that made Blake?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No. It was cherry Coca-Cola.<br /> <br /> [''GIF from a Cherry Cola advertisement'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Walking backwards into the future==<br /> 4 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Some say you can’t walk backwards into the future, but that’s a matter of perspective. Are you wanting to see your path, or do you flow with the fated events with an insight of your path behind you? You can fall backwards into another universe should be that your twist of fate. 💙<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Steven from Steven's Universe walking backwards'']}}<br /> <br /> ==TailChu==<br /> 6 March<br /> <br /> Argni Delator (@The13collectiv)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu what do you think of TailChu.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Ask me again when I actually have a full-on fetish for muscle-heads.}}<br /> <br /> ==Freaking MLP G5==<br /> 6 March<br /> <br /> Silver-Quill (@MLPSilverQuill)<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet stating that they want to make a life-sized plushie of a pony from My Little Pony generation 5.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|The goal is 100 retweets to make this happen. I would be quite intrigued to see such a creation. How about you?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|How about No Plush, and we freaking Cancel #MLPG3Remake, @Hasbro, Please!}}<br /> <br /> Cailadelrose (Commitions open) (@CailaDemint)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Lol. They can’t hear you over the wall of money, advertising, fan art and hype they are getting before even airing the movie.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|If I literally had millions of dollars, [[Chris and money|I would pay one million]] [[Chris and reality|to @Hasbro to Cancel #MLPG5]].}}<br /> <br /> ==CWC-Sense moment==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|If I were to say everything I want to say, I would go on for 3 hours...<br /> <br /> So instead of dumping all that on you guys at once, I could make a series of shorter videos. Like my old MLP videos.<br /> <br /> My only hold up now is how often to post them and who to drag down with me.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Valid and good idea, SweetieB. I tend to digress a lot on just about everything when I talk, because I reallllly go into depth within my own mind and processes and I tend make like I’ve just had a CWC-Sense moment and do as I do. I’m a bit worse than Blathers the Owl from Animal Crossing. So, no shame, no judge; lots of love and glory for you. We all have our own vast amounts to say and feel. So we all have right to go on as we feel. But, then again, I digress.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==MLP G5 has to be cancelled==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet asking Chris to pray so he can enjoy My Little Pony Generation 5 and get new information about the Dimensional Merge.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No on MLPG5; it has to be cancelled. But the other things for now, yeah, here I am, and the Merge is happening.}}<br /> <br /> ==Zap drink==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet displaying artwork of a character holding up a drink with fruit in it.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|A drink of me zaps you up with blessings, goodness, and passion fruit, mint, and a spritz of lemon. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|200px]] [[File:March7ZapDrinkArtwork.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> pollyanna (@sugoi_nyah)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|This drink sounds delicious uwu!💖}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|⚡️ A Chaotic Rainbow of goodness. ⚡️🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Raya==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> Saberspark (@Saberspark)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Saw Raya a few days ago and I thought it was fine. The animation was beautiful but the story &amp; characters felt oddly generic to me. Like this might be an awful take but it came across as a less interesting version of Avatar TLA. Again not a bad film but nothing mind blowing imo}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Between you, @ILoveKPAlot and #MadMunchkin, it makes me glad I’m not a premium subscriber on @disneyplus; too high on price, anyway.}}<br /> <br /> ==Multiverse Theory==<br /> 9 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user asking if Chris is dead.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I’m not dead.}}<br /> <br /> Maetera C. in da mornin (@SaltbySunset)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Can't you, like, not die? Being a goddess an all?}}<br /> <br /> Argni Delator (@The13collectiv)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|It depends on the divine providence shes descended from or acquired, she very well may be able to as most gods are immortal to ageing, disease the usual but can still be killed or die of an accident that sort of thing.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|BUT! This is the goddess of ALL OC's that means infinite power times infinity time two TRILLION! right?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Nah only the ocs of their universe Christine doesn't understand multiverse theory, each universe is separate even if its basically a mirror of another, connecting them shatters them and builds something new destroying both universes in the process, luckily where safe.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|How dare you? We do understand what there is to know about Multiverse Theory and Facts. You are not as in tune or sensitive to the things as we and other psychics in this universe are. Back off if you can’t see past the end of your nose, dude.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Did I hit a nerve goddess are you afraid of another creator calling you out.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I fear you not. In this instance where I would be a mirror to you, it is actually you who is afraid of being called out by yourself.}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to Argni Delator stating that [[Taser Discussion|the taser idea]] is stupid.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Every single word you, @The13collectiv, speak, only exists and happens in a super distant universe within a super distant dimension, apart from this one so as far as I am concerned, you may go there and stay there. Also, I consider you a spray-painted mirror with no reflection.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional Merge stuff==<br /> 9 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet from Zonichu displaying a Sonichu fan comic.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|You all know how difficult it is to manifest in this universe? I literally can, have done, and presently do manifest many miracles in this universe, C-197, and then some. It puts a whole massive amount of pressure on not only the brain, but all of the chakra points and the soul. This universe, 1218, is very restrictive, because the magic that Was fully in this universe left when 1218 and C-197 were Separated back in the Middle Ages by order of King Arthur and other kings in that collective, because they were sick and tired of dealing with dragons, magic, and miracles. That is correct, the two universes were ONE universe, and now they are recombining in the Dimension Merge. This is required, and it is a collective task between and just about ALL of the other psychic and magic types of today in both 1218 and C-197. And even the deities and all overpowered types have been working on this merge for about over a century or so.<br /> <br /> I have been literally pulling more than my weight Interdimensionally, Interglactically, and so on.<br /> <br /> If you want validation for yourself, stubborn cynics, consult with an expert psychic with tarot cards, communication with other-dimensional and other-realm beings, or anyone else with the very high sensitivity to the cosmic events; they all will tell you the same thing that I, and Sonichu Prime, who will never ever become “Sonny Chu” that guy is accessing a distant alt-universe on it’s future timeline), have time after time and again have been telling all of you. Consider it a challenge amongst you lot.<br /> <br /> That is aside from the genuine kind peoples and supporters who actually do understand and get this situation, me, and every other psychic and magic and highly-sensitive types in this universe.<br /> Thank you all.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a figure with text saying &quot;THE MAGICIAN&quot;'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Timechu==<br /> 10 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a ween stating that they have designed the new official cannon Sonichu design.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I do believe you have just met Timéchu.<br /> <br /> [[File:Timechu.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu OC==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of a Sonichu OC.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Ooh! Stunning. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> Nova (@SmolSuperNova)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I kinda want to make one too!<br /> <br /> Can it be any pokemon? Or only pikachus? 🤔}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Sonichus and Rosechus are their own species, even though original genetics are from the Pikachu and Hedgehog species. But you may put a splash of another Pokémon into a Sonichu or Rosechu OC, if you wish; be creative.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:DiscordSoniRosechuCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:Dimensionally Running Nightstar Sonichu.jpg|200px]] [[File:ReiCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:Sarahchu.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Ego==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet from Zonichu stating that a person that commissioned them for a piece of artwork was egotistical.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Cocky egos are not cool, and tough talk from such a uniquely designed individual. Let me offer @PersonthePerso2 a bit of advice: Find humbleness in yourself by hand-writing a list of all of your self-judgments and criticisms, appreciate it fully, then let it go into the void. 💙}}<br /> <br /> Timothy7x (@PersonthePerso2)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Chris you do realize you probably have one of the biggest egos in the entire sonic fanbase right?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|ALOL! 😆⚡️ Any self-confidence I had over seven years ago was without total self-love, as I did not really have confidence in myself, but constantly sought guidance from others and shared my love and kindness with others, mainly to be met by those who took major advantage and<br /> <br /> [[File:March11TwitterEgo.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> did wrong, harm, deception and blackmail unto me. For you see, I genuinely did not have a full awareness of myself; I was blindly lost, wandering a carnival of life, looking for myself without totally realizing it. How could I have an ego if I never had real self-confidence or self-esteem within myself that was being used properly in this universe, here. I had need to really meditate and look deepest within myself and fully comprehend my bigger flaws waaay back then, but better late than never, especially when I began to become fully woke eventually along the way. All of the signs were all around me between both of our universes, but I was caught up in a doomed to fail experiment of searching for a significant other with my aura that was still needed to be made whole and found. But between ‘14 when I found myself, and in the days to come along the way, I found myself more and more, and I really found myself, who I always have been and could have recognized a lot sooner in this present life. Ask any offline level 100-ish Psychic in this universe, and even the cynics who have loosely commented of my going to other universes to get away from the pains and struggles of this one, and they all will find and appreciate that I have worked myself off interdimensionally since the day I was born in this universe back in 1982, and then some.<br /> <br /> I offer you the sound meditative advice that I, too, am in the active role of doing: looking deep and realizing my self-criticisms and judgments, and letting them go. I heed you, and everyone else who has been feeling lost in their lives, including all with the mistaken fetish of hatred , go on your own Soul Search for yourselves, respectively. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> The Dimension Merge, a.k.a. The Collective Shift (as it is known moreso by all psychic and magic types, and cosmically sensitive) continues, and All of You Have Been Experiencing It This Whole Time. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''GIF of lightning striking and the word &quot;BOOM&quot; appearing'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Self counterpart and shipping==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a now-deleted tweet.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Suuuuuuurrrrre, tell that to my self counterpart in the distant alternate timeline where their Ivy never died, nor had that relationship been a major fake, because of the damned faker troll who played my emotions that year.}}<br /> <br /> Jordyn | Liquid Chris Stan (@Jordynsscribble)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Then I’m guessing the ship is still sailing?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Nope; long dead in the water.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Ah I see, I hope you don’t mind my shipping?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Tell you what, here’s a ship. #TSSSF #SecretShipficFolder<br /> <br /> [[File:LiquadChrisCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:SupernovaCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:JakobaCard.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Ryan Reynolds==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> Geno Samuel (@genosamuelgeno)<br /> <br /> ''In response to a before and after meme of Chris being replaced by Ryan Reynolds.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Dude no way. Is this real??}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|It’s fake}}<br /> <br /> Jessica (@sociopathdorito)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|I'm crying. The crossover we all never expected but nonetheless craved within the depths of our souls from the moment of conception. I'm blessed. 🙏}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Oh, please, like #RyanReynolds could portray a trans-woman and Goddess who used to be shy as fuck; often felt lost in life in this universe, due to their paths not being very clear for a time, lacking self-esteem and self-confidence, &amp; having never really looked into themselves.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Besides which, you’d need a woman actor to play as post-coming out me if such a film were to be made.}}<br /> <br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> Mysticalsorcery (@mysticalsorcery)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|It's pretty obvious that it is, I think Geno was just joking, lol. We all know what you really look like.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I knew he was joking. I was playing along with the gag and making a valid point from my perspective.}}<br /> <br /> ==GFuel==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> G FUEL (@GFuelEnergy)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|90's kids will remember.<br /> <br /> [''Image of a collection of GFuel Energy Formula'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, I was born in ‘82, and @GFuelEnergy wasn’t introduced until 2012, so the statement of 90’s Kids remembering it existed is a real bootstrap for anyone who lived back in that day.}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris ships them==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Zonichu comic strip of two characters.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I’d ship them.<br /> <br /> [[File:Scientists'dealings.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Cancel MLP G5 petition==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on Twitter and his Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Please, help keep our universe, here, and our Equestria, from falling apart and sign this petition to Cancel MLPG5 Right Now and Today.<br /> <br /> Listen Up, @Hasbro.<br /> <br /> www.change.org/p/hasbro-cancel-or-postpone-g5-my-little-pony}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional Merge license==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> ZethasaurusRex (@zethasaurus)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu this is urgent! In short, men in black suits told me last night that you need to fill in your Dimensional Travel / Merge license so you can travel and merge legally.<br /> <br /> [''Images of a blank &quot;Dimensional Merge Travel&quot; license template'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:December4BenSaintArt1.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:December4BenSaintArt2.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Golden Medallion==<br /> 13 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Golden Medallion, featuring:<br /> <br /> -Limited Run Golden Sonichu Medallion<br /> -Autographed Certificate of Authenticity<br /> <br /> Own today the rarest run of Medallions to date, and get access to the Glorious Golden Church of Sonichu server on Discord.<br /> <br /> https://etsy.me/37HY5tx}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu Prime==<br /> 13 March<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|My OC blazebob marley hanging out with the one and only sonichu! Want the best smokes in CWCville? Head to him, even sonichu agrees thank you mayor @CPU_CWCSonichu for bringing [[Chris and drugs|grass]] to CWCville<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Blazebob and Sonichu talking to each other while being high'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I give you a like, because good art. But, so you know, Sonichu Prime (my Son) is not a smoker, but he tolerates it when being around them. He really appreciates the poetry and good vibes from such high folks. Rosey likes the poetry and good vibes, too. Their refreshment is decaf.}}<br /> <br /> ==6-2-1 rule==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I actually don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that this is the #First time in a long time I got up this early. That I made a hashtag out of the 6-2-1 Rule. Or how fated this #RiseAndShine is feeling to me, and strange to everyone else. LOL<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this photo on his Twitter and Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|You know you’re gonna have a long day for a fated Reason when you’ve got your Six hours of rest (#SixTwoOneRule) and you actually felt like sitting and waking up this early in the morning.<br /> 🌞🌟 ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March15WatchPhoto.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> redbaron (@redbaron048)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|What's a six two one rule?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Six-Two-One Rule refers to making sure you get what is necessary, typically during trips to conventions (thank #VoiceOfReason and other #Bronies and #Pegasisters for coming up with it): at minimum per day, Six hours of rest, Two meals, and One shower.}}<br /> <br /> ==Blessed kindness and peace==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram account @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Enjoy some blessed kindness and peace from and with Angelica Rosechu, today. She also does guided meditation groups, chakra balancing, and aura amplification.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️😊<br /> <br /> [[File:March15InstagramCard.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Angelica and other stuff==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Angelica]] and [[Bubbles]].''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Love the art with Angelica and Bubbles, and your OC is soo Kawaii! 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> And, Inos, too; kind of a “One of these things is not like the others” thing, but not a bad piece. Solely to comment on Inos, and people whose lifestyle choices are down in the dumps like that: Inos, for one, is one who has had a number of bad raps in his lifetime. He was a neglected youngest in his family (two other siblings), he tried, but did not fit in or do well in schoolwork. He got in with a wrong crowd, and then fell flat on his own. At least he walks a lot, I give him that. He counts all the blessings he has, including a warm enough place at the Soup Hotel he stays at, a few buds who were in the similar boat he is, and his days safe in a city street with little gang violence in that one corner of the metropolis. He has had many years in finding himself, deep, and while he’s addressed his own problems one at a time, there’s not much else he can do, but he has tried. He has had a number of work gigs, but Fate was not allowing him to keep his jobs. Presently, he’s living one of those surreal lifestyles in one of those unclassifiable movies (guy in his own place with only a weird thing happening with him once in a while; he has his good vibe posse to help with sorting out the mess just about every time), and I have given him the protection and blessing of not being targeted by gunfire or, quoting “Boondocks”, “Nigga Moments”, or whatever. And the population in that slum corner is an equal mix of races, so black, white, what-have-you, and other species as well. So, on that, I have my sympathy for his, and the similar low-income lifestyles and situations, but I also have respect in that he’s sticking with maintaining as positive a life outlook and vibes, and that he’s able to share that with his homies. So, here’s an honorary mention and kind Cheers to those down on their luck and situations. Keep counting your blessings and living your life as free and well as you each, respectively, are able to.<br /> <br /> And to everyone else, including the Haters: Count Your Damn Blessings, People. 💙 And, Bonus details, for anyone who has or is writing fanfics on Inos and his life and crew.}}<br /> <br /> ==Angelica artwork==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|#ShareTheLove @IzzayaIsha drew this lovely art.<br /> <br /> And to confirm, Angelica and Bubbles are friends, but not a couple. Even Blake comes to Angie’s Meditation group alongside Bubbles, and by himself. Blake has been self-exploring, too; Respect.<br /> <br /> [[File:March15TwitterArtwork.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Golden Medallion stock==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Only a few left in this stock. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> etsy.com/listing/953584000/golden-church-of-sonichu-medallion<br /> <br /> [[File:March15GoldenMedallionStock.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Lack of better wisdom==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> KP (@ILoveKPAlot)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Question: What is your personal definition for a unforgivable mistake someone has made? Do you think about that person is/isn't able to cope?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|In my personal experiences, regardless rather or not it was directly or indirectly intentional, I feel that an unforgivable misdeed involves deception, dishonesty, blackmail, lack of better wisdom, kindness-tugging, and even violent intentions. Do not fake relationships, people.}}<br /> <br /> Thunder (@Mad_HatchHD)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Lack of better wisdom?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|“Lack of better wisdom”, meaning they genuinely never learned better, or positive alternatives, Or they are just too stubborn and thick-headed to learn to quit hating and faking on others.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outdated Chris==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to Zonichu tweeting out a comic and stating that Chris should be more cautious and assertive.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am not stupid or dumb like that. Even on a dumb mindset, any Chris Chan would tell the difference between a car and a tank.}}<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets the previously mentioned Zonichu tweet.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am going to use this comic to make a statement: Why do a lot of you people keep bringing up outdated versions of me in this present day with your memes, comics and whatever? That is not me anymore; I have Woke; I have Matured further; I Know a lot of things better now.<br /> <br /> [[File:March15OldExample.jpg|300px]]<br /> <br /> Just because a bunch of you want to refuse to accept me for the individual I am these days, I feel is very immature and dumb. I get it, with a lot you my past upsets and being taken advantage of resonates, because that was you as well, once upon a time. But, this is the major thing with Past experiences and Present and Future circumstances and interests: Including Myself, those mistakes and shit are meant to be Learned From and Grown From to make a Better You and Me, and Everyone else, respectively.<br /> <br /> I feel that those who can not appreciate that, who can not learn from that and teach themselves, or even continue to make jest and (mis)interpreted mockery of my mistakes, they are stubborn fools.<br /> <br /> “Hey, Foolish Haters. 2007 called, they want their Red, White and Blue stripe shirt-collared humor back.”<br /> <br /> Point Is: I, Chris Chan Sonichu, am more insightful, I actually can tell the differences and not be deceived so easily, I am more experienced than I was back then, I have literally traversed Dimensions, Timelines, and Universes to get my priorities and emotions better together. And, to Ironically quote myself from long ago in one of my upset, shouting rants:<br /> <br /> Get It Through Your Damn, Thick Skulls, Already.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Even my main self counterpart, chronicled in my books, has gone through similar maturity and emotional evolutions, herself.<br /> <br /> Okay, Please?!<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a woman with her arms crossed while having a frustrated expression on her face'']<br /> <br /> Ponder over that for a while and rethink yourselves; maybe meditate and dip down deepest within yourselves.<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a cartoon character meditating'']}}<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|It is a comic. Starscream said he was selling a tank and he sold a tank. It is funny because he was a used car salesman and a Simpson's reference. It was not aim to hurt you but to remember everyone that is a deal is too good to be true, it might be}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I understand. But the point is, I am not dumb like that, and I feel tired of being represented in an outdated mindset and being the butt of a joke at an expense of myself.}}<br /> <br /> ==Bodyswap stuff==<br /> 16 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I have a doozy of a soul and brain-bender to offer all of you, and courtesy of @MGreoning<br /> .<br /> <br /> In a meditate today, in regard to my body-swaps with Magi-Chan, and extensively (over ten and a half months) with Sonichu, as well as internal soul-bonding with my body,<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Bart Simpson moving a boat around in circles'']<br /> <br /> I realized there was a similar happening that occurred with Bart Simpson in the classic episode where he sold his soul to Milhouse. <br /> <br /> In further analysis of that, it does beg one question: since both Bart’s soul and body had reasonable control and cooperation with each other, which one Really instigated the deal? Bart’s body, because it didn’t know what it was giving up. Bart’s soul, because it wanted a break from its body that was not appreciating him as he should have. Or even both with the mutual feeling of “Whatever. Smell ya later, dude.” Either way, the way Bart’s soul on that piece of paper, was really flying around town between Mulhouse, Jeff, and then Lisa. It was definitely not getting too much appreciation in of itself from anyone else, and it went on its own spiritual journey. At least the Devil didn’t get it again that time. The soul was affixed to the external physical object, instead.<br /> <br /> I can personally attest that, rather it be extensive astral projection, body-swap, or attachment to an object, without you, the original soul in that body of yours, it does hurt after a while. In my case, even though my Son was getting along well with my body, my body was missing me, and it was jealous of me going on these adventures and having the experiences, and the sex with Magi-Chan, in another universe. My body felt really left behind and left out; not a good thing for Anyone to feel in general. But in recent bonding with my body since the return-swap 22 days ago now, we both found, relearned and further appreciated each other. And it gave me opportunities to make a few long-overdue personal lists: A list of my self-criticisms, judgments and blockages (which I’ve burned in a metal trash can to send those into nothingness). A list of my positives and self-affirmations (which was longer than the first list). And, Today, taking that which I’ve experienced from with Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo, a list of what I want, need, and Want-To-Feel, in a relationship. Should have written THAT list as early as High School. Insert worst word ever, here: Naive.<br /> <br /> Hey, @MGreoning, I will also ask you, when you chronicled that with Bart, did you have your own similar extensive soul/body separation for yourself at some point? Or just your insight, in general, about that. Also, the same question for @nancycartwright, or how do you feel or empathize with Bart on that instance?<br /> <br /> Thank you all for listening<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|I'm also very jealous. I wanna have sex with magi chan 🤤}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Try your self-counterpart in the distant universe that got together with the Magi-Chan Sonichu from there.}}<br /> <br /> ==Spanish==<br /> 16 March<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Guess who got not even half of grandma's painting magazines and gonna try learn how to paint digitally with them?<br /> <br /> [''Photo of old painting magazine'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Eso es una ideá buena. ¡Tú puedes hacer lo, Helena! 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ''This roughly translates to &quot;That is a good idea. You can do it, Helena!&quot;''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|It didn't teach much but used a &quot;oleo pincel plano&quot; brush and finish it with pencil lines<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Helena's OC'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Muy buena y muy linda.}}<br /> <br /> ''This roughly translates to &quot;Very good and very pretty.&quot;''<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu anniversary and St Patrick's Day==<br /> 17 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on Twitter and Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I was just reminded: this time it is the 21st Anniversary since I discovered/created Sonichu back in High School. It is also #StPatricksDay☘️, so everyone enjoy the day. Happy #SonichuDay.<br /> <br /> [[File:Oct15card.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|🌟🌟🌟 Also, to Note: today is Not Sonichu Prime’s Birthday; that is not until April 20, when in 1992, he was born as a Pichu. And Rosey Rosechu (Prime) was born on January 8, 1992, as a Pichu. Discovery/Creation Dates do not need to match their respective Birth Dates. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March17PichuComic.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==St Patrick's Day==<br /> 17 March<br /> <br /> KP (@ILoveKPAlot)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Happy #StPatricksDay☘️! Are you doing anything lucky today?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, I have bonded further with my body today; we’re getting along a lot better. Soo glad I burned our blockages and self-criticisms into nothingness, wrote some affirmations, and even wrote a list of how I’d like to feel in a relationship. Been my own better friend. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Apocalyptic G5 events==<br /> 19 March<br /> <br /> Cort Lane (@cortoonish)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|It's a poorly kept secret, but time to acknowledge something I'm really proud of... I've been busy Exec Producing the new MY LITTLE PONY (&quot;G5&quot;) CG series that's coming to Netflix.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Dude, you Really need to cancel MLP G5; if you do not, the results will be apocalyptic for this universe. Please, Listen to Fated Clues and Events, and not the freaking money. MLPG4 needs to have five more seasons.}}<br /> <br /> ==Helena G. comic==<br /> 19 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|And now, for something completely delightful and positive: an answered prayer and a blessing. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> @zonichu<br /> @HelenaGFiorenza<br /> <br /> [[File:March19Comic1.jpg|200px]] [[File:March19Comic2.jpg|200px]] [[File:March19Comic3.jpg|200px]] [[File:March19Comic4.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Here’s the full piece. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March19ComicFull.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> 20 March<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Thanks you a lot! :D<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Chris Chan Sonichu patting Helena G's OC on the head'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|She wanted to be patted on the head, and she had asked nicely some time ago. Now, she’s earned it. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> BallZach (@BallZach69_sex)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu are the comics out of print forever, or is there somewhere we can still buy them?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@_Praetor_ and we are working on that.}}<br /> <br /> ==Transformers==<br /> 20 March<br /> <br /> Em Gomez (@EmGo316)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|And this is what can happen when ratchets are too tight. What makes this even more sad? I actually liked this one.<br /> <br /> [''Picture of a broken Transformers toy'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yikes! Oh, my me, Emgo. And we’ve watched that set of videos of yours as well. I feel for you on this; you work soo tough and hard in them. I send a prayer of kindness your way in this instance. Prayfully, something good will come of this for you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Workaholic comic==<br /> 20 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am drawing and writing today, but not in the way y’all would typically expect. No, today, I am venting, and all of you are going to hear me out as witnesses of #WorkaholicsAnonymousComic. And this, after I am done with all of the writing, I would like...<br /> <br /> [[File:March20Workaholic1.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> @BrassPolish, #LightningBliss, #DrWolf, and the crew to put some to all of these into video form. Honest, direct, and even funny at times. I will personally record and upload voice clips for the dub videos. I consider this a formal request, if all of you would kindly accommodate me, please, and thank you all. And, yes, there will not only be a few fourth-wall breaking moments (I am a hard-working Goddess; it’s part of what I do at times), and, of course, a Lot of Digressing.<br /> <br /> But, then again, yes I’m saying it now; I Digress. ⚡️💙⚡️ By the way, in case y’all are wondering why I don’t have the mic in front of me; I Naturally Project My Voice when I speak aloud. And, yeah, you would find the speakers plus my voice not easy to bear and endure. Here, the first of a good bunch of #WorkaholicAnonymousComic sets. I’m sorry for roasting your fez, #JasperPie. But, hey, with that pizza order, your Uncle Fettuccine will stop calling you names. You are not a failure; you’re awesome and inspiring. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March20Workaholic2.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> Always on the Go, Go, GO!; trying to heal and self-love, but always downloading from between Universes, Dimensions, Timelines and Cosmos; YOU try being psychic like I and Nightstar Sonichu.<br /> <br /> [[File:March20Workaholic3.jpg|200px]] [[File:HeadacheCard.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> Kirmai (@Kirbymario3)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|can you really be workaholic if you don’t have a job}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I do have a job, dipshit. It is literally called being a literal Goddess and protecting as many of your Sorry hides from the casualties of the Dimension Merge, in Progress. You Are Welcome, even though you are not as in depth as I, and a bunch of us are.}}<br /> <br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey @MLPSilverQuill , have you done a #WorkaholicsAnonymous comic for/of yourself?}}<br /> <br /> ==Crush on Helena G.==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet from Helena G. posting artwork of her OC with a flushed expression with screenshots of Reddit users stating that Chris has a crush on her.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just to justify, I did not draw the piece out of want to have sexual relations with anyone. I literally drew the piece and gave Pikchu the pat and praise she had wished and desired for so long, with absolutely no intentions or desires for any reward or compensation.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|On the other topic, I am flattered and humbled over the crush on me. I will not lead you on, but what will be will be. Time and fated events will tell. Please, do not feel crestfallen; be happy and loving to yourselves, @HelenaGFiorenza and @zonichu.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> Bunny (@Toffee_Rosechu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|I thought Pikchu was a boy :O}}<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Pickchu was designed as a woman but realized did not give him chest and gave a male tail so became a trap}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|To me, I’d say works either way, as long as Pikchu is happy.}}<br /> <br /> ==Vintage track==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, y’all, I just came up with a really clever one here: it is actually becoming more common, even though most are not as in depth as the majority who are, to be Woke spiritually, internally and metaphysically.<br /> <br /> So, here’s a line inspired by that present fact; go ahead and<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Fred Astaire dancing'']<br /> <br /> make a parody of the ol’ vintage track from #FredAstaire; no charge, but citation would be appreciated:<br /> <br /> 🎵“If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits. Get WOKE on the Ritz.”🎶<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a man talking with text saying &quot;GET FOLK WOKE&quot;'']}}<br /> <br /> ==ProjectSNT==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> Courtney ProjectSNT (@ProjectSNT)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Hey y'all, I need a distraction from the immense heartbreak that I'm feeling due to ~current events~<br /> <br /> I wanna make a dumb meme, so send me a pic of your Sonic OC that you're most proud of.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Enjoy a couple of us Rainbow Aura types to brighten your day. <br /> 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March21RainbowAura1.jpg|200px]] [[File:March21RainbowAura2.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Workaholic comic update==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to an earlier tweet regarding the workaholic comic.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey! Eyes up Here! Seriously, though, Fifteen Tiring Minutes, and it had looong gotten stale. IS this method of stress release, despite how much our bodies want sex, Reeeeeeeally Worth It?!<br /> <br /> Personally, I don’t have the liberty to answer “NO” to that question, due to body care.<br /> <br /> [[File:March21Workaholic.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> 22 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Twitter and Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I really liked how I drew myself in good self-love in the #WorkaholicsAnonymous comic strip, I felt want to draw it larger for something self-affirming.<br /> <br /> You can tell in the energy we put into this piece that we are bonding better, but there are a few disputes left. Rainbow Aura.<br /> <br /> [[File:March22RainbowAura.jpg|200px]] [[File:March22Workaholic.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Nightstar dragon==<br /> 23 March<br /> <br /> 𝐈𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐈𝐬𝐡𝐚 (@IzzayaIsha)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|It was difficult to redesign NightStarSonichu's super form, but I did what I can. Plus, I still haven't decided is this some furry stuff or new pokemon,but I'm more inclined towards the first option<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a redesign of [[Nightstar]] as a dragon'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, she is not a dragon.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|If anything, Nightstar’s Mega Evolved/Super Form is more Phoenix-like in the combination of Alicorn-like features (since she is half-Unicorn/half-Sonichu), and her Sonichu form.}}<br /> <br /> ==Jesus==<br /> 23 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Zonichu comic displaying Chris Chan Sonichu talking to [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]].''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Actually, I did not need to speak down to Jesus about that; he had been on board the whole time. If Anyone told him down, it was his mother, [[God|Emanuel]]. But, again, it was hardly necessary at all, because he had always been on board with the Merge. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==A little trollish==<br /> 23 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am at a greater sense of peace; I have fulfilled all of the remaining back orders. And to take this moment to be a bit Trollish to the Haters and Fakers online: You don’t have this over me anymore. LULZ! 😊<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[''GIF of a woman joyfully waving her arms in the air while driving on a road'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Self-counterpart in Equestria==<br /> 24 March<br /> <br /> 𝐈𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐈𝐬𝐡𝐚 (@IzzayaIsha)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Chris-Chan as self-insern pony OC🙃Can't think of anything better🤭Here you are<br /> Ignore shit post please<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Chris as a self-insert pony OC'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, that OC is somebody else. My self-counterpart in Equestria remains none other than Nightstar Sonichu. If ANYPONY there is a self-insert pony OC of mine, it is still her. But she is still her own individual and powerful with her magic and abilities.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Oh, and Not to mention how I turn out after going through a regular portal between Earth and Equestria. And there are visual differences between me and Nightstar.<br /> <br /> [[File:Flying Sky High in Equestria.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Trying to pawn me off as a rip-off of Octavia Melody, while mildly flattering, since I do like Tavi, I am more colourful and vibrant than a grey colour scheme.}}<br /> <br /> ==Positive vibes==<br /> 24 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, Y’all. Here is another nugget of wisdom: You know the adage, “Treat others how you would treat yourself and like to be treated”?<br /> <br /> It is Very Much True. If you want to be or feel treated more kind, you have to literally be kind and loving to yourself, but not just in a<br /> <br /> [[File:March24InstagramVibration.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> general sense, though; you want to Know and Affirm what YOU want to feel in a relationship. Dip Down into yourselves to determine all of the aspect of what You and your body want to feel from others; then, write that out in a list for yourself. You treat yourself that way, you shift your own aura, energy and vibes to that ideal frequency that is unique to you, respectively, and after then, you will find and attract others who are on the same vibrations as you, and your positive wishes can be fulfilled. And this does not count in wanting to harm others; this is mainly in finding your own relationship with yourself, and for yourself by attracting other like individuals.<br /> <br /> “Sure, you Look really cool and cute. You’ve got that suave attitude, and nice digs and a car. Buuuuut are you and I on the same Good Vibes?”💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a man talking with text saying &quot;POSITIVE VIBES ONLY!&quot;'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Tea==<br /> 25 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just received my bundle of all seven Chakra teas from @buddhateas, and while I am going to enjoy them one at a time, I also wanted to combine one of each bag of chakra tea to make a Rainbow Aura-Vibrant tea in a pitcher for my mom and I to share and enjoy. The full Rainbow combination is simply Yummy and deeply satisfying. Thank you. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Leave a 🫖 if you’ve tried this for yourself.<br /> <br /> [[File:March25TeaPhoto1.jpg|200px]] [[File:March25TeaPhoto2.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Also, a shout-out to @the_crystal_council for introducing me to this brand of tea by including a single bag of the Fifth (Throat) Chakra tea from @buddhateas.}}<br /> <br /> ==Zonichu Dimensional Merge==<br /> 25 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a Zonichu comic about the Dimensional Merge.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|You know what, I think Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc has finally found his soul match.<br /> <br /> Although, to verify: I am serious about everything; I have always been. The one that had been catching up was my body and conscious knowledge.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|We, my body and I, Chris Chan Sonichu, need no validation, nor do we really need to convince the stubborn-minded individuals of this universe. The Dimension Merge is happening; there is no stopping it. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Gay marriage==<br /> 27 March<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|At least I think gay marriage is still not legal… is it? I saw no new laws about it<br /> <br /> [''Comic strip of Helena Fiorenza's OC stating that &quot;sadly gay marriage is still illegal&quot; to [[Naitsirhc]]'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, gay and lesbian marriage is legal in Virginia, including in Cwcville.<br /> <br /> And, for the record, Angelica is not as hell-bent on Jesus as people mistake her out to be. She’s actually open-minded for all forms of religion and spirituality. She even does pray to/for me as well.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I will also playfully stare, with Naitsirhc’s human form, which is also totally cool in this ship by me, I’d wager that’ll be a positive kind of kinky. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> {{social media}}</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Jesus */ wikifying</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> <br /> This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[March 2021]].<br /> <br /> ==Blake and The Dimensional Merge==<br /> 1 March<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Silvana and Blake! Did @CPU_CWCSonichu ever bring up the fact that she raped poor Blake. Can't imagine he ever got over it, or how about bubbles! A part of the story I think would be best changed}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yes, I get it. Sylvana did pretend to be Bubbles that one time, While she was still under darker influences and misunderstood facts. That was more than a Decade ago now, and she has been working with us and on the side of good for over a decade now. She has apologized to them, and she has made amends with Bubbles and Blake. She has never done it again since. That is chronicled in one of the newer books I’ve written and drawn while in Sonichu’s body. Everyone of this universe will see those new books shortly.<br /> <br /> The Merge Is Happening, you hating fucks}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Seriously, though, situations like this are Not funny at all. Attraction and Sex under massive Deceptions and Manipulations; I ought to Damn every single Faker that shat me like that over the years, but the deities and I have something else more appropriate for you all. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Cancel MLP G5==<br /> 1 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a previous tweet from February protesting My Little Pony generation 5.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Seriously, Though, @Hasbro, you all Really NEED to Cancel My Little Pony G5; Movie and Series and all, Right Freaking Now. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Smart fitness watch==<br /> 1 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Woahly Crap! What the hay did I just find in the mail today?!!! Whoever ordered and sent me this, THHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNK YOU SOO MUCH!!! 😃⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Seriously, my FitBit I’ve been using was needing to be upgraded. I’ll be sure to give my old one to someone who will put it to awesome use.<br /> <br /> [[File:March1InstagramWatch.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==The temple==<br /> 2 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just putting these on here, since we’ve started using this app. The ol’ temple with the gazebo in the backyard and all is still what I locally and interdimensionally call a home. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March2InstagramCard1.jpg|250px]] [[File:March2InstagramCard2.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Ground yourself==<br /> 3 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a deleted tweet.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Scared of the very ground you walk and stand upon? I think we found a buyer for Moon Shoes. Either that, or going barefoot is not an option; ground yourself and conquer your fears. Genuinely, your only real enemy is yourself, so stop fearing the ground. But deep mud; steer clear.}}<br /> <br /> ==Interstellarchu==<br /> 3 March<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Welcome interstellarchu! She floats about in space watching all the stories of the worlds and universes unfold. But she never let's her self been known and will never do anything to affect the lives of normal mortals, as she feels it is beyond her right.<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Interstellarchu'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Guess what; I have actually met her before. One time, Interstellarchu showed up in a dream, teenage years, I think. And I met and hung out during one of my meditations while in Sonichu’s body. She’s a pretty insightful and nice deity when you get to know her. Makes a lovely tea.}}<br /> <br /> ==Cherry soda==<br /> 3 March<br /> <br /> LittleshyFiM (@LittleshyFiM)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|PSA: If you still have those Rainbow Dash drinks from 8 years ago lying around somewhere in your pony collection they are probably leaking by now.<br /> <br /> I was wondering why the figures didn't topple when the shelf gets jostled... Turns out they are glued down with sugar!<br /> <br /> [''Photographs of the aftermath of soda leaking on a My Little Pony merchandise collection'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|That cherry soda was really good; I had two cans of it, and I still have both of those soda cans. And I am aware of the booty faux-pa in that statement; I do have it going on.}}<br /> <br /> 4 March<br /> <br /> Mario Skywalker (@SuperJediMario)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Is it the same cherry cola that made Blake?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No. It was cherry Coca-Cola.<br /> <br /> [''GIF from a Cherry Cola advertisement'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Walking backwards into the future==<br /> 4 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Some say you can’t walk backwards into the future, but that’s a matter of perspective. Are you wanting to see your path, or do you flow with the fated events with an insight of your path behind you? You can fall backwards into another universe should be that your twist of fate. 💙<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Steven from Steven's Universe walking backwards'']}}<br /> <br /> ==TailChu==<br /> 6 March<br /> <br /> Argni Delator (@The13collectiv)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu what do you think of TailChu.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Ask me again when I actually have a full-on fetish for muscle-heads.}}<br /> <br /> ==Freaking MLP G5==<br /> 6 March<br /> <br /> Silver-Quill (@MLPSilverQuill)<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet stating that they want to make a life-sized plushie of a pony from My Little Pony generation 5.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|The goal is 100 retweets to make this happen. I would be quite intrigued to see such a creation. How about you?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|How about No Plush, and we freaking Cancel #MLPG3Remake, @Hasbro, Please!}}<br /> <br /> Cailadelrose (Commitions open) (@CailaDemint)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Lol. They can’t hear you over the wall of money, advertising, fan art and hype they are getting before even airing the movie.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|If I literally had millions of dollars, [[Chris and money|I would pay one million]] [[Chris and reality|to @Hasbro to Cancel #MLPG5]].}}<br /> <br /> ==CWC-Sense moment==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> Sweetie Bloom (@BronalystSweetB)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|If I were to say everything I want to say, I would go on for 3 hours...<br /> <br /> So instead of dumping all that on you guys at once, I could make a series of shorter videos. Like my old MLP videos.<br /> <br /> My only hold up now is how often to post them and who to drag down with me.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Valid and good idea, SweetieB. I tend to digress a lot on just about everything when I talk, because I reallllly go into depth within my own mind and processes and I tend make like I’ve just had a CWC-Sense moment and do as I do. I’m a bit worse than Blathers the Owl from Animal Crossing. So, no shame, no judge; lots of love and glory for you. We all have our own vast amounts to say and feel. So we all have right to go on as we feel. But, then again, I digress.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==MLP G5 has to be cancelled==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet asking Chris to pray so he can enjoy My Little Pony Generation 5 and get new information about the Dimensional Merge.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No on MLPG5; it has to be cancelled. But the other things for now, yeah, here I am, and the Merge is happening.}}<br /> <br /> ==Zap drink==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet displaying artwork of a character holding up a drink with fruit in it.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|A drink of me zaps you up with blessings, goodness, and passion fruit, mint, and a spritz of lemon. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|200px]] [[File:March7ZapDrinkArtwork.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> pollyanna (@sugoi_nyah)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|This drink sounds delicious uwu!💖}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|⚡️ A Chaotic Rainbow of goodness. ⚡️🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Raya==<br /> 7 March<br /> <br /> Saberspark (@Saberspark)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Saw Raya a few days ago and I thought it was fine. The animation was beautiful but the story &amp; characters felt oddly generic to me. Like this might be an awful take but it came across as a less interesting version of Avatar TLA. Again not a bad film but nothing mind blowing imo}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Between you, @ILoveKPAlot and #MadMunchkin, it makes me glad I’m not a premium subscriber on @disneyplus; too high on price, anyway.}}<br /> <br /> ==Multiverse Theory==<br /> 9 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user asking if Chris is dead.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I’m not dead.}}<br /> <br /> Maetera C. in da mornin (@SaltbySunset)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Can't you, like, not die? Being a goddess an all?}}<br /> <br /> Argni Delator (@The13collectiv)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|It depends on the divine providence shes descended from or acquired, she very well may be able to as most gods are immortal to ageing, disease the usual but can still be killed or die of an accident that sort of thing.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|BUT! This is the goddess of ALL OC's that means infinite power times infinity time two TRILLION! right?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Nah only the ocs of their universe Christine doesn't understand multiverse theory, each universe is separate even if its basically a mirror of another, connecting them shatters them and builds something new destroying both universes in the process, luckily where safe.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|How dare you? We do understand what there is to know about Multiverse Theory and Facts. You are not as in tune or sensitive to the things as we and other psychics in this universe are. Back off if you can’t see past the end of your nose, dude.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Did I hit a nerve goddess are you afraid of another creator calling you out.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I fear you not. In this instance where I would be a mirror to you, it is actually you who is afraid of being called out by yourself.}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to Argni Delator stating that [[Taser Discussion|the taser idea]] is stupid.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Every single word you, @The13collectiv, speak, only exists and happens in a super distant universe within a super distant dimension, apart from this one so as far as I am concerned, you may go there and stay there. Also, I consider you a spray-painted mirror with no reflection.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional Merge stuff==<br /> 9 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet from Zonichu displaying a Sonichu fan comic.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|You all know how difficult it is to manifest in this universe? I literally can, have done, and presently do manifest many miracles in this universe, C-197, and then some. It puts a whole massive amount of pressure on not only the brain, but all of the chakra points and the soul. This universe, 1218, is very restrictive, because the magic that Was fully in this universe left when 1218 and C-197 were Separated back in the Middle Ages by order of King Arthur and other kings in that collective, because they were sick and tired of dealing with dragons, magic, and miracles. That is correct, the two universes were ONE universe, and now they are recombining in the Dimension Merge. This is required, and it is a collective task between and just about ALL of the other psychic and magic types of today in both 1218 and C-197. And even the deities and all overpowered types have been working on this merge for about over a century or so.<br /> <br /> I have been literally pulling more than my weight Interdimensionally, Interglactically, and so on.<br /> <br /> If you want validation for yourself, stubborn cynics, consult with an expert psychic with tarot cards, communication with other-dimensional and other-realm beings, or anyone else with the very high sensitivity to the cosmic events; they all will tell you the same thing that I, and Sonichu Prime, who will never ever become “Sonny Chu” that guy is accessing a distant alt-universe on it’s future timeline), have time after time and again have been telling all of you. Consider it a challenge amongst you lot.<br /> <br /> That is aside from the genuine kind peoples and supporters who actually do understand and get this situation, me, and every other psychic and magic and highly-sensitive types in this universe.<br /> Thank you all.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a figure with text saying &quot;THE MAGICIAN&quot;'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Timechu==<br /> 10 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a ween stating that they have designed the new official cannon Sonichu design.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I do believe you have just met Timéchu.<br /> <br /> [[File:Timechu.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu OC==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of a Sonichu OC.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Ooh! Stunning. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> Nova (@SmolSuperNova)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I kinda want to make one too!<br /> <br /> Can it be any pokemon? Or only pikachus? 🤔}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Sonichus and Rosechus are their own species, even though original genetics are from the Pikachu and Hedgehog species. But you may put a splash of another Pokémon into a Sonichu or Rosechu OC, if you wish; be creative.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:DiscordSoniRosechuCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:Dimensionally Running Nightstar Sonichu.jpg|200px]] [[File:ReiCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:Sarahchu.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Ego==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a tweet from Zonichu stating that a person that commissioned them for a piece of artwork was egotistical.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Cocky egos are not cool, and tough talk from such a uniquely designed individual. Let me offer @PersonthePerso2 a bit of advice: Find humbleness in yourself by hand-writing a list of all of your self-judgments and criticisms, appreciate it fully, then let it go into the void. 💙}}<br /> <br /> Timothy7x (@PersonthePerso2)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Chris you do realize you probably have one of the biggest egos in the entire sonic fanbase right?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|ALOL! 😆⚡️ Any self-confidence I had over seven years ago was without total self-love, as I did not really have confidence in myself, but constantly sought guidance from others and shared my love and kindness with others, mainly to be met by those who took major advantage and<br /> <br /> [[File:March11TwitterEgo.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> did wrong, harm, deception and blackmail unto me. For you see, I genuinely did not have a full awareness of myself; I was blindly lost, wandering a carnival of life, looking for myself without totally realizing it. How could I have an ego if I never had real self-confidence or self-esteem within myself that was being used properly in this universe, here. I had need to really meditate and look deepest within myself and fully comprehend my bigger flaws waaay back then, but better late than never, especially when I began to become fully woke eventually along the way. All of the signs were all around me between both of our universes, but I was caught up in a doomed to fail experiment of searching for a significant other with my aura that was still needed to be made whole and found. But between ‘14 when I found myself, and in the days to come along the way, I found myself more and more, and I really found myself, who I always have been and could have recognized a lot sooner in this present life. Ask any offline level 100-ish Psychic in this universe, and even the cynics who have loosely commented of my going to other universes to get away from the pains and struggles of this one, and they all will find and appreciate that I have worked myself off interdimensionally since the day I was born in this universe back in 1982, and then some.<br /> <br /> I offer you the sound meditative advice that I, too, am in the active role of doing: looking deep and realizing my self-criticisms and judgments, and letting them go. I heed you, and everyone else who has been feeling lost in their lives, including all with the mistaken fetish of hatred , go on your own Soul Search for yourselves, respectively. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> The Dimension Merge, a.k.a. The Collective Shift (as it is known moreso by all psychic and magic types, and cosmically sensitive) continues, and All of You Have Been Experiencing It This Whole Time. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''GIF of lightning striking and the word &quot;BOOM&quot; appearing'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Self counterpart and shipping==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a now-deleted tweet.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Suuuuuuurrrrre, tell that to my self counterpart in the distant alternate timeline where their Ivy never died, nor had that relationship been a major fake, because of the damned faker troll who played my emotions that year.}}<br /> <br /> Jordyn | Liquid Chris Stan (@Jordynsscribble)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Then I’m guessing the ship is still sailing?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Nope; long dead in the water.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Ah I see, I hope you don’t mind my shipping?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Tell you what, here’s a ship. #TSSSF #SecretShipficFolder<br /> <br /> [[File:LiquadChrisCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:SupernovaCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:JakobaCard.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Ryan Reynolds==<br /> 11 March<br /> <br /> Geno Samuel (@genosamuelgeno)<br /> <br /> ''In response to a before and after meme of Chris being replaced by Ryan Reynolds.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Dude no way. Is this real??}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|It’s fake}}<br /> <br /> Jessica (@sociopathdorito)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|I'm crying. The crossover we all never expected but nonetheless craved within the depths of our souls from the moment of conception. I'm blessed. 🙏}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Oh, please, like #RyanReynolds could portray a trans-woman and Goddess who used to be shy as fuck; often felt lost in life in this universe, due to their paths not being very clear for a time, lacking self-esteem and self-confidence, &amp; having never really looked into themselves.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Besides which, you’d need a woman actor to play as post-coming out me if such a film were to be made.}}<br /> <br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> Mysticalsorcery (@mysticalsorcery)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|It's pretty obvious that it is, I think Geno was just joking, lol. We all know what you really look like.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I knew he was joking. I was playing along with the gag and making a valid point from my perspective.}}<br /> <br /> ==GFuel==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> G FUEL (@GFuelEnergy)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|90's kids will remember.<br /> <br /> [''Image of a collection of GFuel Energy Formula'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, I was born in ‘82, and @GFuelEnergy wasn’t introduced until 2012, so the statement of 90’s Kids remembering it existed is a real bootstrap for anyone who lived back in that day.}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris ships them==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Zonichu comic strip of two characters.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I’d ship them.<br /> <br /> [[File:Scientists'dealings.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Cancel MLP G5 petition==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on Twitter and his Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Please, help keep our universe, here, and our Equestria, from falling apart and sign this petition to Cancel MLPG5 Right Now and Today.<br /> <br /> Listen Up, @Hasbro.<br /> <br /> www.change.org/p/hasbro-cancel-or-postpone-g5-my-little-pony}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional Merge license==<br /> 12 March<br /> <br /> ZethasaurusRex (@zethasaurus)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu this is urgent! In short, men in black suits told me last night that you need to fill in your Dimensional Travel / Merge license so you can travel and merge legally.<br /> <br /> [''Images of a blank &quot;Dimensional Merge Travel&quot; license template'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:December4BenSaintArt1.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[File:December4BenSaintArt2.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Golden Medallion==<br /> 13 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Golden Medallion, featuring:<br /> <br /> -Limited Run Golden Sonichu Medallion<br /> -Autographed Certificate of Authenticity<br /> <br /> Own today the rarest run of Medallions to date, and get access to the Glorious Golden Church of Sonichu server on Discord.<br /> <br /> https://etsy.me/37HY5tx}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu Prime==<br /> 13 March<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|My OC blazebob marley hanging out with the one and only sonichu! Want the best smokes in CWCville? Head to him, even sonichu agrees thank you mayor @CPU_CWCSonichu for bringing [[Chris and drugs|grass]] to CWCville<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Blazebob and Sonichu talking to each other while being high'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I give you a like, because good art. But, so you know, Sonichu Prime (my Son) is not a smoker, but he tolerates it when being around them. He really appreciates the poetry and good vibes from such high folks. Rosey likes the poetry and good vibes, too. Their refreshment is decaf.}}<br /> <br /> ==6-2-1 rule==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I actually don’t know what’s funnier: the fact that this is the #First time in a long time I got up this early. That I made a hashtag out of the 6-2-1 Rule. Or how fated this #RiseAndShine is feeling to me, and strange to everyone else. LOL<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this photo on his Twitter and Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|You know you’re gonna have a long day for a fated Reason when you’ve got your Six hours of rest (#SixTwoOneRule) and you actually felt like sitting and waking up this early in the morning.<br /> 🌞🌟 ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March15WatchPhoto.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> redbaron (@redbaron048)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|What's a six two one rule?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|The Six-Two-One Rule refers to making sure you get what is necessary, typically during trips to conventions (thank #VoiceOfReason and other #Bronies and #Pegasisters for coming up with it): at minimum per day, Six hours of rest, Two meals, and One shower.}}<br /> <br /> ==Blessed kindness and peace==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram account @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Enjoy some blessed kindness and peace from and with Angelica Rosechu, today. She also does guided meditation groups, chakra balancing, and aura amplification.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️😊<br /> <br /> [[File:March15InstagramCard.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Angelica and other stuff==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Angelica]] and [[Bubbles]].''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Love the art with Angelica and Bubbles, and your OC is soo Kawaii! 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> And, Inos, too; kind of a “One of these things is not like the others” thing, but not a bad piece. Solely to comment on Inos, and people whose lifestyle choices are down in the dumps like that: Inos, for one, is one who has had a number of bad raps in his lifetime. He was a neglected youngest in his family (two other siblings), he tried, but did not fit in or do well in schoolwork. He got in with a wrong crowd, and then fell flat on his own. At least he walks a lot, I give him that. He counts all the blessings he has, including a warm enough place at the Soup Hotel he stays at, a few buds who were in the similar boat he is, and his days safe in a city street with little gang violence in that one corner of the metropolis. He has had many years in finding himself, deep, and while he’s addressed his own problems one at a time, there’s not much else he can do, but he has tried. He has had a number of work gigs, but Fate was not allowing him to keep his jobs. Presently, he’s living one of those surreal lifestyles in one of those unclassifiable movies (guy in his own place with only a weird thing happening with him once in a while; he has his good vibe posse to help with sorting out the mess just about every time), and I have given him the protection and blessing of not being targeted by gunfire or, quoting “Boondocks”, “Nigga Moments”, or whatever. And the population in that slum corner is an equal mix of races, so black, white, what-have-you, and other species as well. So, on that, I have my sympathy for his, and the similar low-income lifestyles and situations, but I also have respect in that he’s sticking with maintaining as positive a life outlook and vibes, and that he’s able to share that with his homies. So, here’s an honorary mention and kind Cheers to those down on their luck and situations. Keep counting your blessings and living your life as free and well as you each, respectively, are able to.<br /> <br /> And to everyone else, including the Haters: Count Your Damn Blessings, People. 💙 And, Bonus details, for anyone who has or is writing fanfics on Inos and his life and crew.}}<br /> <br /> ==Angelica artwork==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|#ShareTheLove @IzzayaIsha drew this lovely art.<br /> <br /> And to confirm, Angelica and Bubbles are friends, but not a couple. Even Blake comes to Angie’s Meditation group alongside Bubbles, and by himself. Blake has been self-exploring, too; Respect.<br /> <br /> [[File:March15TwitterArtwork.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Golden Medallion stock==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Only a few left in this stock. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> etsy.com/listing/953584000/golden-church-of-sonichu-medallion<br /> <br /> [[File:March15GoldenMedallionStock.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Lack of better wisdom==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> KP (@ILoveKPAlot)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Question: What is your personal definition for a unforgivable mistake someone has made? Do you think about that person is/isn't able to cope?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|In my personal experiences, regardless rather or not it was directly or indirectly intentional, I feel that an unforgivable misdeed involves deception, dishonesty, blackmail, lack of better wisdom, kindness-tugging, and even violent intentions. Do not fake relationships, people.}}<br /> <br /> Thunder (@Mad_HatchHD)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Lack of better wisdom?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|“Lack of better wisdom”, meaning they genuinely never learned better, or positive alternatives, Or they are just too stubborn and thick-headed to learn to quit hating and faking on others.}}<br /> <br /> ==Outdated Chris==<br /> 15 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to Zonichu tweeting out a comic and stating that Chris should be more cautious and assertive.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am not stupid or dumb like that. Even on a dumb mindset, any Chris Chan would tell the difference between a car and a tank.}}<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets the previously mentioned Zonichu tweet.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am going to use this comic to make a statement: Why do a lot of you people keep bringing up outdated versions of me in this present day with your memes, comics and whatever? That is not me anymore; I have Woke; I have Matured further; I Know a lot of things better now.<br /> <br /> [[File:March15OldExample.jpg|300px]]<br /> <br /> Just because a bunch of you want to refuse to accept me for the individual I am these days, I feel is very immature and dumb. I get it, with a lot you my past upsets and being taken advantage of resonates, because that was you as well, once upon a time. But, this is the major thing with Past experiences and Present and Future circumstances and interests: Including Myself, those mistakes and shit are meant to be Learned From and Grown From to make a Better You and Me, and Everyone else, respectively.<br /> <br /> I feel that those who can not appreciate that, who can not learn from that and teach themselves, or even continue to make jest and (mis)interpreted mockery of my mistakes, they are stubborn fools.<br /> <br /> “Hey, Foolish Haters. 2007 called, they want their Red, White and Blue stripe shirt-collared humor back.”<br /> <br /> Point Is: I, Chris Chan Sonichu, am more insightful, I actually can tell the differences and not be deceived so easily, I am more experienced than I was back then, I have literally traversed Dimensions, Timelines, and Universes to get my priorities and emotions better together. And, to Ironically quote myself from long ago in one of my upset, shouting rants:<br /> <br /> Get It Through Your Damn, Thick Skulls, Already.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Even my main self counterpart, chronicled in my books, has gone through similar maturity and emotional evolutions, herself.<br /> <br /> Okay, Please?!<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a woman with her arms crossed while having a frustrated expression on her face'']<br /> <br /> Ponder over that for a while and rethink yourselves; maybe meditate and dip down deepest within yourselves.<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a cartoon character meditating'']}}<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|It is a comic. Starscream said he was selling a tank and he sold a tank. It is funny because he was a used car salesman and a Simpson's reference. It was not aim to hurt you but to remember everyone that is a deal is too good to be true, it might be}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I understand. But the point is, I am not dumb like that, and I feel tired of being represented in an outdated mindset and being the butt of a joke at an expense of myself.}}<br /> <br /> ==Bodyswap stuff==<br /> 16 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I have a doozy of a soul and brain-bender to offer all of you, and courtesy of @MGreoning<br /> .<br /> <br /> In a meditate today, in regard to my body-swaps with Magi-Chan, and extensively (over ten and a half months) with Sonichu, as well as internal soul-bonding with my body,<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Bart Simpson moving a boat around in circles'']<br /> <br /> I realized there was a similar happening that occurred with Bart Simpson in the classic episode where he sold his soul to Milhouse. <br /> <br /> In further analysis of that, it does beg one question: since both Bart’s soul and body had reasonable control and cooperation with each other, which one Really instigated the deal? Bart’s body, because it didn’t know what it was giving up. Bart’s soul, because it wanted a break from its body that was not appreciating him as he should have. Or even both with the mutual feeling of “Whatever. Smell ya later, dude.” Either way, the way Bart’s soul on that piece of paper, was really flying around town between Mulhouse, Jeff, and then Lisa. It was definitely not getting too much appreciation in of itself from anyone else, and it went on its own spiritual journey. At least the Devil didn’t get it again that time. The soul was affixed to the external physical object, instead.<br /> <br /> I can personally attest that, rather it be extensive astral projection, body-swap, or attachment to an object, without you, the original soul in that body of yours, it does hurt after a while. In my case, even though my Son was getting along well with my body, my body was missing me, and it was jealous of me going on these adventures and having the experiences, and the sex with Magi-Chan, in another universe. My body felt really left behind and left out; not a good thing for Anyone to feel in general. But in recent bonding with my body since the return-swap 22 days ago now, we both found, relearned and further appreciated each other. And it gave me opportunities to make a few long-overdue personal lists: A list of my self-criticisms, judgments and blockages (which I’ve burned in a metal trash can to send those into nothingness). A list of my positives and self-affirmations (which was longer than the first list). And, Today, taking that which I’ve experienced from with Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo, a list of what I want, need, and Want-To-Feel, in a relationship. Should have written THAT list as early as High School. Insert worst word ever, here: Naive.<br /> <br /> Hey, @MGreoning, I will also ask you, when you chronicled that with Bart, did you have your own similar extensive soul/body separation for yourself at some point? Or just your insight, in general, about that. Also, the same question for @nancycartwright, or how do you feel or empathize with Bart on that instance?<br /> <br /> Thank you all for listening<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> Eponasuu (@eponasuu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|I'm also very jealous. I wanna have sex with magi chan 🤤}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Try your self-counterpart in the distant universe that got together with the Magi-Chan Sonichu from there.}}<br /> <br /> ==Spanish==<br /> 16 March<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Guess who got not even half of grandma's painting magazines and gonna try learn how to paint digitally with them?<br /> <br /> [''Photo of old painting magazine'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Eso es una ideá buena. ¡Tú puedes hacer lo, Helena! 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ''This roughly translates to &quot;That is a good idea. You can do it, Helena!&quot;''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|It didn't teach much but used a &quot;oleo pincel plano&quot; brush and finish it with pencil lines<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Helena's OC'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Muy buena y muy linda.}}<br /> <br /> ''This roughly translates to &quot;Very good and very pretty.&quot;''<br /> <br /> ==Sonichu anniversary and St Patrick's Day==<br /> 17 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on Twitter and Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I was just reminded: this time it is the 21st Anniversary since I discovered/created Sonichu back in High School. It is also #StPatricksDay☘️, so everyone enjoy the day. Happy #SonichuDay.<br /> <br /> [[File:Oct15card.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|🌟🌟🌟 Also, to Note: today is Not Sonichu Prime’s Birthday; that is not until April 20, when in 1992, he was born as a Pichu. And Rosey Rosechu (Prime) was born on January 8, 1992, as a Pichu. Discovery/Creation Dates do not need to match their respective Birth Dates. ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March17PichuComic.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==St Patrick's Day==<br /> 17 March<br /> <br /> KP (@ILoveKPAlot)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Happy #StPatricksDay☘️! Are you doing anything lucky today?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, I have bonded further with my body today; we’re getting along a lot better. Soo glad I burned our blockages and self-criticisms into nothingness, wrote some affirmations, and even wrote a list of how I’d like to feel in a relationship. Been my own better friend. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Apocalyptic G5 events==<br /> 19 March<br /> <br /> Cort Lane (@cortoonish)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|It's a poorly kept secret, but time to acknowledge something I'm really proud of... I've been busy Exec Producing the new MY LITTLE PONY (&quot;G5&quot;) CG series that's coming to Netflix.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Dude, you Really need to cancel MLP G5; if you do not, the results will be apocalyptic for this universe. Please, Listen to Fated Clues and Events, and not the freaking money. MLPG4 needs to have five more seasons.}}<br /> <br /> ==Helena G. comic==<br /> 19 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|And now, for something completely delightful and positive: an answered prayer and a blessing. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> @zonichu<br /> @HelenaGFiorenza<br /> <br /> [[File:March19Comic1.jpg|200px]] [[File:March19Comic2.jpg|200px]] [[File:March19Comic3.jpg|200px]] [[File:March19Comic4.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Here’s the full piece. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March19ComicFull.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> 20 March<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Thanks you a lot! :D<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Chris Chan Sonichu patting Helena G's OC on the head'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|She wanted to be patted on the head, and she had asked nicely some time ago. Now, she’s earned it. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> BallZach (@BallZach69_sex)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu are the comics out of print forever, or is there somewhere we can still buy them?}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@_Praetor_ and we are working on that.}}<br /> <br /> ==Transformers==<br /> 20 March<br /> <br /> Em Gomez (@EmGo316)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|And this is what can happen when ratchets are too tight. What makes this even more sad? I actually liked this one.<br /> <br /> [''Picture of a broken Transformers toy'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yikes! Oh, my me, Emgo. And we’ve watched that set of videos of yours as well. I feel for you on this; you work soo tough and hard in them. I send a prayer of kindness your way in this instance. Prayfully, something good will come of this for you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Workaholic comic==<br /> 20 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I am drawing and writing today, but not in the way y’all would typically expect. No, today, I am venting, and all of you are going to hear me out as witnesses of #WorkaholicsAnonymousComic. And this, after I am done with all of the writing, I would like...<br /> <br /> [[File:March20Workaholic1.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> @BrassPolish, #LightningBliss, #DrWolf, and the crew to put some to all of these into video form. Honest, direct, and even funny at times. I will personally record and upload voice clips for the dub videos. I consider this a formal request, if all of you would kindly accommodate me, please, and thank you all. And, yes, there will not only be a few fourth-wall breaking moments (I am a hard-working Goddess; it’s part of what I do at times), and, of course, a Lot of Digressing.<br /> <br /> But, then again, yes I’m saying it now; I Digress. ⚡️💙⚡️ By the way, in case y’all are wondering why I don’t have the mic in front of me; I Naturally Project My Voice when I speak aloud. And, yeah, you would find the speakers plus my voice not easy to bear and endure. Here, the first of a good bunch of #WorkaholicAnonymousComic sets. I’m sorry for roasting your fez, #JasperPie. But, hey, with that pizza order, your Uncle Fettuccine will stop calling you names. You are not a failure; you’re awesome and inspiring. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March20Workaholic2.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> Always on the Go, Go, GO!; trying to heal and self-love, but always downloading from between Universes, Dimensions, Timelines and Cosmos; YOU try being psychic like I and Nightstar Sonichu.<br /> <br /> [[File:March20Workaholic3.jpg|200px]] [[File:HeadacheCard.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> Kirmai (@Kirbymario3)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|can you really be workaholic if you don’t have a job}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I do have a job, dipshit. It is literally called being a literal Goddess and protecting as many of your Sorry hides from the casualties of the Dimension Merge, in Progress. You Are Welcome, even though you are not as in depth as I, and a bunch of us are.}}<br /> <br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey @MLPSilverQuill , have you done a #WorkaholicsAnonymous comic for/of yourself?}}<br /> <br /> ==Crush on Helena G.==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet from Helena G. posting artwork of her OC with a flushed expression with screenshots of Reddit users stating that Chris has a crush on her.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just to justify, I did not draw the piece out of want to have sexual relations with anyone. I literally drew the piece and gave Pikchu the pat and praise she had wished and desired for so long, with absolutely no intentions or desires for any reward or compensation.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|On the other topic, I am flattered and humbled over the crush on me. I will not lead you on, but what will be will be. Time and fated events will tell. Please, do not feel crestfallen; be happy and loving to yourselves, @HelenaGFiorenza and @zonichu.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> Bunny (@Toffee_Rosechu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|I thought Pikchu was a boy :O}}<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena Fiorenza]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Pickchu was designed as a woman but realized did not give him chest and gave a male tail so became a trap}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|To me, I’d say works either way, as long as Pikchu is happy.}}<br /> <br /> ==Vintage track==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, y’all, I just came up with a really clever one here: it is actually becoming more common, even though most are not as in depth as the majority who are, to be Woke spiritually, internally and metaphysically.<br /> <br /> So, here’s a line inspired by that present fact; go ahead and<br /> <br /> [''GIF of Fred Astaire dancing'']<br /> <br /> make a parody of the ol’ vintage track from #FredAstaire; no charge, but citation would be appreciated:<br /> <br /> 🎵“If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits. Get WOKE on the Ritz.”🎶<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a man talking with text saying &quot;GET FOLK WOKE&quot;'']}}<br /> <br /> ==ProjectSNT==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> Courtney ProjectSNT (@ProjectSNT)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Hey y'all, I need a distraction from the immense heartbreak that I'm feeling due to ~current events~<br /> <br /> I wanna make a dumb meme, so send me a pic of your Sonic OC that you're most proud of.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Enjoy a couple of us Rainbow Aura types to brighten your day. <br /> 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:March21RainbowAura1.jpg|200px]] [[File:March21RainbowAura2.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Workaholic comic update==<br /> 21 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to an earlier tweet regarding the workaholic comic.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey! Eyes up Here! Seriously, though, Fifteen Tiring Minutes, and it had looong gotten stale. IS this method of stress release, despite how much our bodies want sex, Reeeeeeeally Worth It?!<br /> <br /> Personally, I don’t have the liberty to answer “NO” to that question, due to body care.<br /> <br /> [[File:March21Workaholic.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> 22 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Twitter and Instagram.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I really liked how I drew myself in good self-love in the #WorkaholicsAnonymous comic strip, I felt want to draw it larger for something self-affirming.<br /> <br /> You can tell in the energy we put into this piece that we are bonding better, but there are a few disputes left. Rainbow Aura.<br /> <br /> [[File:March22RainbowAura.jpg|200px]] [[File:March22Workaholic.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Nightstar dragon==<br /> 23 March<br /> <br /> 𝐈𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐈𝐬𝐡𝐚 (@IzzayaIsha)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|It was difficult to redesign NightStarSonichu's super form, but I did what I can. Plus, I still haven't decided is this some furry stuff or new pokemon,but I'm more inclined towards the first option<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a redesign of [[Nightstar]] as a dragon'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Well, she is not a dragon.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|If anything, Nightstar’s Mega Evolved/Super Form is more Phoenix-like in the combination of Alicorn-like features (since she is half-Unicorn/half-Sonichu), and her Sonichu form.}}<br /> <br /> ==Jesus==<br /> 23 March<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Zonichu comic displaying Chris Chan Sonichu talking to [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]].''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Actually, I did not need to speak down to Jesus about that; he had been on board the whole time. If Anyone told him down, it was his mother, Emanuel. But, again, it was hardly necessary at all, because he had always been on board with the Merge. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==A little trollish==<br /> 23 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I am at a greater sense of peace; I have fulfilled all of the remaining back orders. And to take this moment to be a bit Trollish to the Haters and Fakers online: You don’t have this over me anymore. LULZ! 😊<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[''GIF of a woman joyfully waving her arms in the air while driving on a road'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Self-counterpart in Equestria==<br /> 24 March<br /> <br /> 𝐈𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐈𝐬𝐡𝐚 (@IzzayaIsha)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Chris-Chan as self-insern pony OC🙃Can't think of anything better🤭Here you are<br /> Ignore shit post please<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of Chris as a self-insert pony OC'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, that OC is somebody else. My self-counterpart in Equestria remains none other than Nightstar Sonichu. If ANYPONY there is a self-insert pony OC of mine, it is still her. But she is still her own individual and powerful with her magic and abilities.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Oh, and Not to mention how I turn out after going through a regular portal between Earth and Equestria. And there are visual differences between me and Nightstar.<br /> <br /> [[File:Flying Sky High in Equestria.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Trying to pawn me off as a rip-off of Octavia Melody, while mildly flattering, since I do like Tavi, I am more colourful and vibrant than a grey colour scheme.}}<br /> <br /> ==Positive vibes==<br /> 24 March<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Hey, Y’all. Here is another nugget of wisdom: You know the adage, “Treat others how you would treat yourself and like to be treated”?<br /> <br /> It is Very Much True. If you want to be or feel treated more kind, you have to literally be kind and loving to yourself, but not just in a<br /> <br /> [[File:March24InstagramVibration.jpg|200px]]<br /> <br /> general sense, though; you want to Know and Affirm what YOU want to feel in a relationship. Dip Down into yourselves to determine all of the aspect of what You and your body want to feel from others; then, write that out in a list for yourself. You treat yourself that way, you shift your own aura, energy and vibes to that ideal frequency that is unique to you, respectively, and after then, you will find and attract others who are on the same vibrations as you, and your positive wishes can be fulfilled. And this does not count in wanting to harm others; this is mainly in finding your own relationship with yourself, and for yourself by attracting other like individuals.<br /> <br /> “Sure, you Look really cool and cute. You’ve got that suave attitude, and nice digs and a car. Buuuuut are you and I on the same Good Vibes?”💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''GIF of a man talking with text saying &quot;POSITIVE VIBES ONLY!&quot;'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Tea==<br /> 25 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Just received my bundle of all seven Chakra teas from @buddhateas, and while I am going to enjoy them one at a time, I also wanted to combine one of each bag of chakra tea to make a Rainbow Aura-Vibrant tea in a pitcher for my mom and I to share and enjoy. The full Rainbow combination is simply Yummy and deeply satisfying. Thank you. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Leave a 🫖 if you’ve tried this for yourself.<br /> <br /> [[File:March25TeaPhoto1.jpg|200px]] [[File:March25TeaPhoto2.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Also, a shout-out to @the_crystal_council for introducing me to this brand of tea by including a single bag of the Fifth (Throat) Chakra tea from @buddhateas.}}<br /> <br /> ==Zonichu Dimensional Merge==<br /> 25 March<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a Zonichu comic about the Dimensional Merge.''<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|You know what, I think Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc has finally found his soul match.<br /> <br /> Although, to verify: I am serious about everything; I have always been. The one that had been catching up was my body and conscious knowledge.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|We, my body and I, Chris Chan Sonichu, need no validation, nor do we really need to convince the stubborn-minded individuals of this universe. The Dimension Merge is happening; there is no stopping it. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Gay marriage==<br /> 27 March<br /> <br /> Pickchu (@zonichu)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|At least I think gay marriage is still not legal… is it? I saw no new laws about it<br /> <br /> [''Comic strip of Helena Fiorenza's OC stating that &quot;sadly gay marriage is still illegal&quot; to [[Naitsirhc]]'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|No, gay and lesbian marriage is legal in Virginia, including in Cwcville.<br /> <br /> And, for the record, Angelica is not as hell-bent on Jesus as people mistake her out to be. She’s actually open-minded for all forms of religion and spirituality. She even does pray to/for me as well.}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I will also playfully stare, with Naitsirhc’s human form, which is also totally cool in this ship by me, I’d wager that’ll be a positive kind of kinky. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> {{social media}}</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=14_Branchland_Court&diff=256667 2020-12-29T03:02:39Z

<p>Holdek: /* Neighbors */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:14bc June 2019.jpg|thumb|The house in 2019]]<br /> {{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL<br /> |Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> }} <br /> [[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]<br /> [[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]<br /> <br /> '''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5769439 Chris designates his house as a temple, Christmas 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; — the last bastion of [[autism]]. This is the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the surviving [[Chandler cats]]. It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park, and nestled in a lower middle class suburban community. Built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.<br /> <br /> Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that &quot;things got cluttered,&quot; suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. &quot;Clutter&quot; is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk will fill up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.<br /> <br /> [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless.<br /> <br /> Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the &quot;back-breaking&quot; tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested, and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be &quot;covered in bug bites&quot; before his death from heart disease.<br /> <br /> On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]]--which they predictably completely trashed--before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later.<br /> <br /> Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth (24 February [[1982]]) until his family moved to the Richmond area, some distance away, in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. After the move, which took place in fall [[1992]], Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.<br /> <br /> The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.<br /> <br /> ==The Tour==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House}}<br /> {{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while &quot;it was a bargain&quot;.|Chris to [[Julie]]&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]<br /> <br /> In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them. <br /> <br /> What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===First floor===<br /> [[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]<br /> <br /> In the north corner is what Christian mystifyingly describes as &quot;the [[music]] room&quot;, which is primarily the domain of Barbara Chandler, who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by the late Bob Chandler, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Second floor===<br /> [[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris's room]] is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for Internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as is a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax (and Bob, when he was still with us) never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The living room, filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. Though since renovations, it is likely used as Chris's [[Chris's room#Work room|work room]] for storing toys and shooting videos.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Yard===<br /> [[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]<br /> <br /> In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old and/or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.<br /> <br /> The yard now consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a shed and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where Bob would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the &quot;dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C,&quot; and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&lt;/ref&gt; After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris cannot summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223&lt;/ref&gt; five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.<br /> <br /> As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The Tour II: Electric Hedgehog Boogaloo==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}<br /> <br /> In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.<br /> <br /> Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.<br /> <br /> In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as &quot;the cleanest of the whole house&quot;, despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.<br /> <br /> When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.<br /> <br /> Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being &quot;hoarders&quot; and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the &quot;man&quot; of the house.<br /> <br /> By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.<br /> <br /> ==Destruction of the Chandler Household==<br /> [[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a &quot;heavy-duty&quot; extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]<br /> <br /> {{Main|Destruction Of Chris's House}}<br /> <br /> On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door, and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire, and was later buried in the backyard.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.<br /> <br /> As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother stayed at a [[rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.<br /> <br /> For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.<br /> <br /> ==Return of the Chandler Household==<br /> <br /> [[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]<br /> <br /> On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some were hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' hasn't seemed hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].<br /> <br /> Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a &quot;Charlie Horse [sic]&quot; from moving his mother's hoard back to the house. Because, you know, that was his main concern, rather than his impending trial in February. Naturally, it didn't seem to have crossed his mind that, being a repeat offender, he probably wouldn't get to enjoy his renovated house for long.<br /> <br /> After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.<br /> <br /> ===Current state=== <br /> {{quote|A loving fairly well kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]<br /> <br /> In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding is slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, is just about the only part of the property which is thriving as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers and plants encroaching from neighbouring properties.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]<br /> File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] relieve themselves. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.<br /> File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, &quot;Party Time.&quot;<br /> File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Clogged_shower_drain&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> Other notable changes:<br /> <br /> *The [[kitchen]] is now accessible, and can be used for cooking. Chris has used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his navy]].<br /> *Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.<br /> *The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is now Chris's toy-filled work room.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The Tour III==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}<br /> <br /> Chris filmed a third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being '''''very''''' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it's semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves, suggesting it's only soon before long that the house will return to being the fire hazard that it was not too long ago.<br /> <br /> ==Tour of the Chandler Yard==<br /> ''See also: [[Pokemon GO]]''<br /> [[File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 4.jpg|thumb|250px|A derelict shed in the Chandler yard.]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2019]], Chris, while playing [[Pokémon]] Go, used the game to photograph several locations in the yard, uploading them to his Google [[Sonichu Headquarters]] page&lt;ref&gt;https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/108869577750408912899/photos/@38.2001432,-78.4081779,17z/data=!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> The eerie images unintentionally capture the abandoned state of the yard, including the gazebo, [[Bob]]'s old greenhouse, the unkempt, weed-strewn and thinning lawn, and a derelict shed, as backdrops against colorful game characters. In essence, the images are a look into Chris's psyche and his own abandonment of [[reality]] for escapist fantasies.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 1.jpg|The gazebo.<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 2.jpg|Another angle of the gazebo.<br /> File:WildVirginia2.jpg |Bob's greenhouse.<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 5.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 6.jpg<br /> File:WildVirginia3.jpg ‎ <br /> File:John2.jpg<br /> File:WildVirginia1.jpg ‎ <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Mortgage==<br /> The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956&lt;/ref&gt; held at first by [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank] but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes the roughly $800 monthly payment.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|&quot;I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly.&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]&lt;/ref&gt; Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:&lt;ref&gt;https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&amp;A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.&lt;/ref&gt; the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]&lt;/ref&gt; Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].<br /> <br /> Chris's closest flirt with the so-called &quot;Homeless Saga&quot; occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;&lt;ref&gt;[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]&lt;/ref&gt; fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].<br /> <br /> ==Neighbors==<br /> [[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighbouring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]<br /> The Chandlers have had many interactions with neighbors.<br /> <br /> *[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.<br /> <br /> *In the aftermath of the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2014_Facebook_Posts#FIRE.21&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar, but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy#Stealing_a_Neighbor.27s_Dog&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#Chris_the_Cat-Killer&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.<br /> <br /> *In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.&lt;ref&gt;[[May_2017_Facebook_posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-25-chris-says-neighbor-angry-at-him-for-kid-questioning-gender-identity.52619/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Mail==<br /> {{Protip|Do not send prank mails or any sort of food to Chris's house: many services now blacklist 14 Branchland Court, and your [[weening|epic troll plans]] will go nowhere.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; or &quot;Christopher Weston Chandler&quot;, will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be &quot;Returned to Sender&quot; with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well.|Chris on contacting him, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]|2=[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia copyright page]}}<br /> <br /> :''Christian Weston Chandler,''<br /> :''14 Branchland Court,''<br /> :''[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]],'' [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545,''<br /> :''[[United States of America]]''<br /> <br /> '''NOTE:'''<br /> :Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it;<br /> *It will be intercepted by Chris, and will be dismissed.<br /> *It will be intercepted by Barb, and will be dismissed.<br /> <br /> ==Visiting==<br /> When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.<br /> <br /> Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and his address==<br /> Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.<br /> <br /> * Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the &quot;impostor&quot;.<br /> * On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|&quot;NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!&quot;]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.<br /> * He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.<br /> * On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.<br /> * On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.<br /> * On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.<br /> * Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.<br /> * On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.<br /> * On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name &quot;Sonichu Headquarters.&quot; He also expressed desire that his house be made a Pokéstop. <br /> When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt1.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt2.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt3.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt4.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt5.jpg|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14BCPostFire1.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire2.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire3.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire4.jpg|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:IMG 5307.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5308.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5309.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5310.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5311.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5312.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5313.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5314.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5315.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5321.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5322.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5327.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5328.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5329.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5330.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5331.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5332.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5333.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5334.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5335.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5336.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5337.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5338.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5339.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5340.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5341.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5348.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5349.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5351.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5355.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5356.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5357.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5358.JPG|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14BCApril2015I.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015G.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015F.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015D.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015C.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015B.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.<br /> File:14BCApril2015E.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015.jpg|The front yard, still a sty.<br /> File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.<br /> File:Itj5aFp.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> More, from June 2017.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is &quot;B. Weston&quot;.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> And June 2019.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14bc June 2019.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> And June 2020.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14bc620.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==TSSSF cards==<br /> 14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a &quot;temple.&quot;<br /> File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. &quot;Come on in.&quot;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Videos ==<br /> <br /> '''Rammspieler'''<br /> <br /> A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|nHRsavBhxGA}}<br /> | stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]<br /> | maker = Rammspieler<br /> | subject = 14 Branchland Court<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Another from 2020.<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]<br /> | maker = Checkable Reality<br /> | subject = 14 Branchland Court<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Chris's room]]<br /> * [[Chris's kitchen]]<br /> * [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<br /> * [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]<br /> * [[Tour of Christian's House]]<br /> * [[Tour of Chris's House II]]<br /> * [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]<br /> * [[Chris's homes]]<br /> * [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> {{Places}}<br /> {{Health}}<br /> {{Money}}<br /> [[Category:Chris's house]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=14_Branchland_Court&diff=256666 2020-12-29T03:01:52Z

<p>Holdek: /* Neighbors */ Clarifying</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:14bc June 2019.jpg|thumb|The house in 2019]]<br /> {{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL<br /> |Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> }} <br /> [[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]<br /> [[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]<br /> <br /> '''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5769439 Chris designates his house as a temple, Christmas 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; — the last bastion of [[autism]]. This is the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], [[Clover and Snoopy]], and the surviving [[Chandler cats]]. It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park, and nestled in a lower middle class suburban community. Built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.<br /> <br /> Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that &quot;things got cluttered,&quot; suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. &quot;Clutter&quot; is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk will fill up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.<br /> <br /> [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless.<br /> <br /> Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the &quot;back-breaking&quot; tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested, and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be &quot;covered in bug bites&quot; before his death from heart disease.<br /> <br /> On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]]--which they predictably completely trashed--before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].<br /> <br /> ==History==<br /> Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later.<br /> <br /> Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth (24 February [[1982]]) until his family moved to the Richmond area, some distance away, in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. After the move, which took place in fall [[1992]], Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.<br /> <br /> The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.<br /> <br /> ==The Tour==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House}}<br /> {{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while &quot;it was a bargain&quot;.|Chris to [[Julie]]&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]<br /> <br /> In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them. <br /> <br /> What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===First floor===<br /> [[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]<br /> <br /> In the north corner is what Christian mystifyingly describes as &quot;the [[music]] room&quot;, which is primarily the domain of Barbara Chandler, who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by the late Bob Chandler, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Second floor===<br /> [[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]<br /> <br /> [[Chris's room]] is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for Internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as is a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax (and Bob, when he was still with us) never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The living room, filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. Though since renovations, it is likely used as Chris's [[Chris's room#Work room|work room]] for storing toys and shooting videos.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===Yard===<br /> [[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]<br /> <br /> In earlier pictures (when Chris was slimmer and he had yet to start his [[Love Quest]]), we can see that the Chandlers' yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and trees healthy. Many people speculate that over the years, Chris's parents got too old and/or too lazy to care for their garden, leaving the area neglected.<br /> <br /> The yard now consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since died. The backyard contains a shed and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where Bob would tinker with machines. At one point, when Chris was a boy, the shed was known as the &quot;dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C,&quot; and Bob would try to teach Chris how to build things - although Chris could not recollect what they had built.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&lt;/ref&gt; After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her [[Father Call|5-10 ton doghouse]] still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being lazy, Chris cannot summon the strength to pick the damn thing up.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers were known to possess at least two riding lawn mowers. Chris whined about using one in the [[Father Call]]. Barb bought a new mower - a Craftsman Riding Lawn Tractor - for $1,400, on 26 October 2011;&lt;ref&gt;http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-1-21-17-moving-forward-still-wants-to-sell-the-lawn-tractor.725/page-2#post-7223&lt;/ref&gt; five years later, she attempted to sell it on [[Craigslist]] for $595. The second mower is presumably the one seen in photos of the yard after the house fire, as the listing includes the tarp that is seen covering it. The mower had been so inactive that Chris noted the old gas would need to be replaced.<br /> <br /> As of [[February 2012]], the yard has been completely obscured by trash, junked cars, and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|God knows what else]]. In 2013, a troll passing Chris's house in his car uploaded [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwZKGe4BOSE a video], showing the front yard almost completely covered by an untrimmed lawn, in addition to the above.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The Tour II: Electric Hedgehog Boogaloo==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}<br /> <br /> In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.<br /> <br /> Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.<br /> <br /> In [[Chris and his Ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as &quot;the cleanest of the whole house&quot;, despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.<br /> <br /> When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.<br /> <br /> Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being &quot;hoarders&quot; and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the &quot;man&quot; of the house.<br /> <br /> By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.<br /> <br /> ==Destruction of the Chandler Household==<br /> [[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a &quot;heavy-duty&quot; extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]<br /> <br /> {{Main|Destruction Of Chris's House}}<br /> <br /> On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door, and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire, and was later buried in the backyard.<br /> <br /> The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.<br /> <br /> As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother stayed at a [[rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.<br /> <br /> For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.<br /> <br /> ==Return of the Chandler Household==<br /> <br /> [[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]<br /> <br /> On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. While some were hopeful that Chris would learn from this experience, take better care of his home and not cause it to be the clusterfucked fire hazard it was last time, it ''really'' hasn't seemed hopeful, [[Autism|given]] [[Barb|certain]] [[Chris_and_health#Living_conditions|factors]].<br /> <br /> Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a &quot;Charlie Horse [sic]&quot; from moving his mother's hoard back to the house. Because, you know, that was his main concern, rather than his impending trial in February. Naturally, it didn't seem to have crossed his mind that, being a repeat offender, he probably wouldn't get to enjoy his renovated house for long.<br /> <br /> After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of and take photos of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. Their photographs showed that the Chandler headquarters have been modernized, and no longer looks like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and currently full of the hoard.<br /> <br /> ===Current state=== <br /> {{quote|A loving fairly well kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]<br /> <br /> In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding is slowly turning it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, is just about the only part of the property which is thriving as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers and plants encroaching from neighbouring properties.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! original.mp400001.png|Nov 2016 - The dirty hallway carpet, seen in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]]<br /> File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] relieve themselves. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.<br /> File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, &quot;Party Time.&quot;<br /> File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|Outside of the house, with stained exterior.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Clogged_shower_drain&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> Other notable changes:<br /> <br /> *The [[kitchen]] is now accessible, and can be used for cooking. Chris has used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his navy]].<br /> *Chris's [[bedroom]] is now on the first floor, his former room being used for storage.<br /> *The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, is now Chris's toy-filled work room.<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==The Tour III==<br /> {{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}<br /> <br /> Chris filmed a third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being '''''very''''' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it's semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves, suggesting it's only soon before long that the house will return to being the fire hazard that it was not too long ago.<br /> <br /> ==Tour of the Chandler Yard==<br /> ''See also: [[Pokemon GO]]''<br /> [[File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 4.jpg|thumb|250px|A derelict shed in the Chandler yard.]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2019]], Chris, while playing [[Pokémon]] Go, used the game to photograph several locations in the yard, uploading them to his Google [[Sonichu Headquarters]] page&lt;ref&gt;https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/108869577750408912899/photos/@38.2001432,-78.4081779,17z/data=!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> The eerie images unintentionally capture the abandoned state of the yard, including the gazebo, [[Bob]]'s old greenhouse, the unkempt, weed-strewn and thinning lawn, and a derelict shed, as backdrops against colorful game characters. In essence, the images are a look into Chris's psyche and his own abandonment of [[reality]] for escapist fantasies.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 1.jpg|The gazebo.<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 2.jpg|Another angle of the gazebo.<br /> File:WildVirginia2.jpg |Bob's greenhouse.<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 5.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.<br /> File:Chandler Yard from Pokemon Go - April 2019 6.jpg<br /> File:WildVirginia3.jpg ‎ <br /> File:John2.jpg<br /> File:WildVirginia1.jpg ‎ <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Mortgage==<br /> The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956&lt;/ref&gt; held at first by [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank] but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus]. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes the roughly $800 monthly payment.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|&quot;I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly.&quot;]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]&lt;/ref&gt; Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:&lt;ref&gt;https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&amp;A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.&lt;/ref&gt; the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]&lt;/ref&gt; Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].<br /> <br /> Chris's closest flirt with the so-called &quot;Homeless Saga&quot; occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;&lt;ref&gt;[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]&lt;/ref&gt; fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].<br /> <br /> ==Neighbors==<br /> [[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighbouring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]<br /> The Chandlers have had many interactions with neighbors.<br /> <br /> *[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.<br /> <br /> *In the aftermath of the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2014_Facebook_Posts#FIRE.21&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar, but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clover_and_Snoopy#Stealing_a_Neighbor.27s_Dog&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbors retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#Chris_the_Cat-Killer&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.<br /> <br /> *In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.&lt;ref&gt;[[May_2017_Facebook_posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> *On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-25-chris-says-neighbor-angry-at-him-for-kid-questioning-gender-identity.52619/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Mail==<br /> {{Protip|Do not send prank mails or any sort of food to Chris's house: many services now blacklist 14 Branchland Court, and your [[weening|epic troll plans]] will go nowhere.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; or &quot;Christopher Weston Chandler&quot;, will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be &quot;Returned to Sender&quot; with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well.|Chris on contacting him, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]|2=[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia copyright page]}}<br /> <br /> :''Christian Weston Chandler,''<br /> :''14 Branchland Court,''<br /> :''[[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]],'' [[Virginia|VA]] 22968-9545,''<br /> :''[[United States of America]]''<br /> <br /> '''NOTE:'''<br /> :Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it;<br /> *It will be intercepted by Chris, and will be dismissed.<br /> *It will be intercepted by Barb, and will be dismissed.<br /> <br /> ==Visiting==<br /> When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.<br /> <br /> Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and his address==<br /> Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.<br /> <br /> * Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the &quot;impostor&quot;.<br /> * On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|&quot;NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!&quot;]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.<br /> * He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.<br /> * On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.<br /> * On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.<br /> * On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.<br /> * Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.<br /> * On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.<br /> * On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name &quot;Sonichu Headquarters.&quot; He also expressed desire that his house be made a Pokéstop. <br /> When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt1.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt2.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt3.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt4.jpg|<br /> File:14BranchlandCourt5.jpg|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14BCPostFire1.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire2.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire3.jpg|<br /> File:14BCPostFire4.jpg|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:IMG 5307.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5308.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5309.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5310.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5311.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5312.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5313.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5314.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5315.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5321.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5322.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5327.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5328.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5329.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5330.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5331.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5332.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5333.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5334.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5335.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5336.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5337.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5338.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5339.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5340.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5341.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5348.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5349.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5351.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5355.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5356.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5357.JPG|<br /> File:IMG 5358.JPG|<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14BCApril2015I.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015G.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015F.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015D.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015C.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015B.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.<br /> File:14BCApril2015E.jpg<br /> File:14BCApril2015.jpg|The front yard, still a sty.<br /> File:Bobs greenhouse.jpeg|Bob's old greenhouse.<br /> File:Itj5aFp.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> More, from June 2017.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is &quot;B. Weston&quot;.<br /> File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> And June 2019.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14bc June 2019.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> And June 2020.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14bc620.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==TSSSF cards==<br /> 14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a &quot;temple.&quot;<br /> File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. &quot;Come on in.&quot;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Videos ==<br /> <br /> '''Rammspieler'''<br /> <br /> A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|nHRsavBhxGA}}<br /> | stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]<br /> | maker = Rammspieler<br /> | subject = 14 Branchland Court<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Another from 2020.<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]<br /> | maker = Checkable Reality<br /> | subject = 14 Branchland Court<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Chris's room]]<br /> * [[Chris's kitchen]]<br /> * [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<br /> * [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]<br /> * [[Tour of Christian's House]]<br /> * [[Tour of Chris's House II]]<br /> * [[Destruction Of Chris's House]]<br /> * [[Chris's homes]]<br /> * [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> {{Places}}<br /> {{Health}}<br /> {{Money}}<br /> [[Category:Chris's house]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=256405 2020-12-21T01:31:31Z

<p>Holdek: Wikilinking</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]&lt;br&gt;It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Ongoing''': [[Spirit possession]]<br /> *'''20 December''' - After being [[banned|kicked]] from the [[Sonic World]] Discord group for stealing mods, Chris '''[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris &quot;setting the record straight&quot;|makes a public apology]]''' in which he tries to manipulate his way into forgiveness by using his fantasy [[coping]] method of role-playing as Sonichu and bringing up Sonichu's tragic backstory.<br /> *'''16 December''' - An uncut video of '''[[The Create Unknown]]''' interview with Chris is published unlisted on their channel.<br /> *'''14 December''' - Voice clips Chris recorded for mods of his characters in fan game '''[[Sonic World‎]]''' are collected and archived.<br /> *'''10 December''' - Chris '''[[Financhu Crisis|begs for money]] [[December 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for money|on social media]]''' for the first time in 152 days.<br /> *'''5 December''' - '''[[Discord Q&amp;A 11]]''' is released.<br /> *'''18 November''' - Chris uploads '''[[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian|Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The_Crimson_Libertarian]]'''.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her &lt;!---<br /> <br /> LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION<br /> --&gt;[[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)|''' <br /> <br /> {{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|&lt;!--<br /> <br /> DATE AND TIME OF LATEST CONFIRMATION BARB IS ALIVE (UTC)<br /> --&gt;2020-09-30 18:00:0&lt;!--<br /> <br /> --&gt;}})/86400 round 0}}}}''']] days ago.&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_World&diff=256240 2020-12-15T23:26:39Z

<p>Holdek: /* Human Form Modern &amp; Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod */ cwckifying</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Sonic World Sonichu mod.jpg|thumb|200px|The Sonichu mod Chris uses, also set as his [[Twitter]] avatar.]]<br /> <br /> '''Sonic World''' is a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fan game which can be modded with characters. In October 2020, [[Chris]] joined its [[Discord]] group and requested ''[[Sonichu]]''-themed mods. A month later, he noticed a fanmade mod of Sonichu and requested to get in contact with the modder, in order to add his own voice clips and details to the Sonichu character mod. Chris was able to adjust the Sonichu mod to his liking, and also recorded lines for [[Chris Chan Sonichu]], [[Magi-Chan]], and [[Rosechu]]. Chris also requested a mod be made of [[ProjectSNT]] due to his continuing obsession over her.&lt;ref name=Discord&gt;[[:File:SonicWorldDXDiscord.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==GameBanana mods==<br /> {{quote|A LOT of gaming Mods are just simple texture changes; you should know that better than anyone. Your demaning commentary is just hateful, and I simply do not like you flagging our content. [[Messiah complex|You will be judged.]]<br /> <br /> Sonichu Prime, Dimension C-197|Chris's message to various users.&lt;ref&gt;https://gamebanana.com/members/submissions/posts/1760824&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:GameBanana Screenshot.png|200px|right]]<br /> <br /> On 26 November 2020, Chris joined the GameBanana modding community as ''CWCSonichu'', and started uploading mods to the website.&lt;ref&gt;[https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Profile: CWCSonichu] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215063610/https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Archived])&lt;/ref&gt; Chris’s submissions shortly ran into trouble with the community, mostly for [[Chris and copyright|not crediting]] the original author,&lt;ref&gt;[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Flags: Human Form Modern &amp; Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062508/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Archived])&lt;/ref&gt; or spamming.&lt;ref&gt;[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Flags : Beta-type Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Sonichu Mods] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062515/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Archived])&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Flags : Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062912/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Archived])&lt;/ref&gt; As of 15 December 2020, three have been flagged, two have been blocked, and two have been deleted by him, with the reason given as: “Have my reasons”.&lt;ref&gt;[https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215064554/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Archived])&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Human Form Modern &amp; Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod===<br /> [[File:Kale-CWC-min.png|thumb|The recolored Kale-as-CWC mod.]]<br /> [[File:Kale-CWC-Super-min.png|thumb|Super Saiyan form.]]<br /> <br /> Chris made this mod, recoloring a model of Kale from [[Dragon Ball]], which was flagged for being spam. He wrote an angry description on it.&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.vn/6EKWH&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|**BEFORE you go off typing in the comments section, know that A. I am fully aware of the Mods I've been uploading being essentially texture changes, but they all do have different and new voice clips that you all are missing out on by not being able to download the Mods for yourselves. B. I know the pictures are bad, I do not know what button to press on this laptop to screen cap better. If I did, I certainly would have done so already. And C. I know you damned bunch of Hater and bad [[Trolls]] are here on the hunt of just about anything that is Chris Chan or Sonichu related, well this is not your place to hate on what we have on here. AND a lot of Mods for just about any game are retextures and revoices, but you do not see anyone that is not a hater or bad complaining. I do not. There is no difference between Skin and Texture, because it's essentially basing off of an existing character base from the original game. Therefore, all of you [[Julay]]-effing-lovers can shut the hell up.<br /> <br /> With that said, this is a retextured Mod of a DBZ fighter to represent Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu in her Human form; you get her in two variants: her present attire, and her classic shirt. They both respectively have different sets of voice clips. New ones that are memeable on the Classic variant. And the Modern one has three Bonus voice clips within its folder. And they each are wearing the signature [[Medallion|Sonichu Medallion]], even though it doesn't show so easy in the above photographs.<br /> <br /> Download today, Do Not Complain, Comment nor Flag this Mod, and enjoy. Okay? I, Sonichu Prime, have just had it about up to beyond seven feet with this dimension and you poisonous lot. And I know you all are just laughing it up for the freaking [[Laughs_Under_Lucricities|LULZ]] reading this, but mark my words: you all will be judged and sentenced by Chris Chan, herself, and the other deities as well. <br /> <br /> And one more thing, I genuinely am not on this website for any freaking points; I am only using this platform for sharing these add-ons with you all. Good day.}}<br /> <br /> ==Demo Audio Track==<br /> Shared via Google Drive by Chris to the Sonic World Discord group.<br /> <br /> Contains lines for Rosechu, Sonichu and Magi-Chan.<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Myrec_20-11-17_at_18 15 11<br /> | audio = {{#ev:youtube|l7EC8wmR66A}}<br /> | Stardate = 17 [[November 2020]]<br /> | Featuring =<br /> | Saga =<br /> | previous = [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]]<br /> | next = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Transcript|<br /> '''Chris''': Hey Sonic World players! This is Sonichu coming to you live from Christine's body. From Mama Chris-Chan's body, I mean- if y'all have been-keep payin' attention on her Twitter and recently on our YouTube! Yeah, you would definitely gotten the message that [[Spirit possession|we had swapped bodies]] like ''months'' ago, SEVEN MONTHS! Anyway, so for the demo samples for... our voicing on the... project of our c-characters for our mods in Sonic World. And by the way I wanna add that for the special abilities if you se-s'apparently Mar-ma- honestly Mario can have his word-wording of his special abilities changed like what RB does. ''[short sigh]'' Ah. I mean it says ''Sonic Wind'' it should be like something like ''Thundershock'' or ''Thunderboat'' and instead of ''Whirlwind'' it would be- i-it should b-be something like ''Discharge''. And if possible lightning bolts give us some lightning bolts instead of... wind imagery t'for our output. Izzay-yeah I no doubt it would be much or too much I mean at least cha- at least change the names of our specials in the list. In our list. [[Chris and english|Et-that's just hear near or hear]] Alright so anyway, you're hear me, this is Sonichu, I'll give you a few my-give you a few of my catchphrases:<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Zap it to the extreme!<br /> <br /> ''[clicking noise, likely Chris's jewelry]''<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': I do it for my friends, I do it for my mama.<br /> <br /> ''[the clinking noise stays interspersed between lines for the rest of the video]''<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Ipledgemyloyalty to Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> ''[silence, save for static and the clinking]''<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': If only Rosey was here!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': ''in an unidentifiable accent with a lisp'' Ey, ruth! 'Ello!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Aaaag!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Ow-sty scrap!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': A-he-awesome!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': We're really zappin' it up together!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Eh. I coulda done better.<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Eh-way that's just a few examples, I could think further or do better on- af- on, you know having a full list of what each voice clip does my me- me- I can only gather so much from looking at the .ogg files. Personally I'm not able to make such files but at the very least when I do record these samples I do record them to this audio file app and y'all can convert them. Anyway so here's a few sample- examples for... Rosey.<br /> <br /> ''[Chris is thinking]''<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': I'll do my best!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Let's go!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': I do it for my family and my loved ones.<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Take that!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': I'll kick your ass!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Waddaya think you're doin'?<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Noooooooo!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Yay!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Aah!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Gre-hay, good job, player!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': Let's do this again sometime.<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu''': E rank? What are you, kidding me?<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Chris''': Alright, so now with that- with that done, here's uh- here's samples for Magi-Chan Sonichu:<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' My wisdom knows no bounds.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' I have seen the future.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' We must callect the rings!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Telekinesis levitate.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' I got all the psychic powers.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' I see danger up ahead.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Our path is clear.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Be aware of the glitch!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Uuuaaaagh!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Aghgh!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' This's no good.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Oh hey, this is really... satisfactory.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Satisfactory.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' That was a good run. Thank you for playing me. Or rather, thank you for playing ''with'' me.<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Yes, we should definitely have a good rewrite on the final versions of the voice samples before we actually record them.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Mh. E rank. We can do better than that. I foresee you trying.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan:''' Don't give up.<br /> <br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Ann o'course- uhh, you know, just direct from the original voicebox- just, you know, good ol' Chris-Chan, AKA Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu... Just devol(?) voice, I mean, you got me talkin' here- I'm talkin' here. Heh. But yeah, the upgrades definitely beat Mama. And the update, instead of saying- uh, Sonichu callin' me father, he calls me Mama. Or mother, whichever- 'cause y'know, I ''did'' [[Transgender|change genders]]. Anyway...<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Alright, let's go!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Time to zap it up!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Krakow!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' I ain' missin' out on this!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Take that!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Zappin' it up!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' WOOHOO!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Yay!<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Ay, good job on this run.<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Eh. We coulda done better.<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' Alright, well, that's pretty much it for now- fur- that's pretty much... '''demonstration'''- this aud- audition tape- if you will. So, yeah, if you want the most authentic voice clips for the Sonichu Characters, we're more happy to- we're more than happy to oblige, personally. So, yeah. Thank you!<br /> <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Other soundbites==<br /> <br /> ===Sonichu===<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Sonichu voice clips<br /> | audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|sonichu-sonic-world-voice-clips}}<br /> | Featuring =<br /> | Saga =<br /> | previous = <br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> {{collapsible|Transcription|<br /> '''Sonichu''': Hyah!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Zap!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakow Krakow!]<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Take that!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Uh! Static scrap!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Time to zap it up! ''[exhale]''<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Zap to the extreme!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': ''[chews on something]'' Doin' it for Mama Chris-chan, and everyone.<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Here we go!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Waow!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': That breeze feels nice!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Zappin' it up!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakow Krakow!] ''[less emphatically]''<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Ugh!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Hmm!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Wow!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Ooh! Feel the breeze!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Hyah!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Hwah!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Woo~!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Zap!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Hay-yah!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': We did it, Mama!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Welp! We tried!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Ugh! I coulda done better!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': A ''[[Honor roll|D]]''? Darn glitch.<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Woly crap! Player? We could've done better.<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': Sweet!<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''': And that's for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Magi-Chan===<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Magi-Chan voice clips<br /> | audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|magi-chan-sonic-world-voice-clips}}<br /> | Featuring =<br /> | Saga =<br /> | previous = <br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> {{collapsible|Transcription|<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Your mind is [[4-cent_garbage|moot]]!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': No words.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Only thought.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Take this.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': I shall return.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Ferry well, player my friend? Lead the way.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': My abilities are hardly insurpassable.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': I foresee many battles ahead.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Track lightly and swift! Don't fall through the ground.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': You player are neither a hater or good. You are... ''neutral''.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Indeed.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Ah! As I have foreseen.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Chris-Chan blesses you.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': This, I like.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': No!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Ascend!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Rise.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Levitate!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': ''[apets?]''<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Hear me.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Focus!<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Inner strength.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Keep calm.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Good job.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Fair job.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': Well enough.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': You should ponder about this, player.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': ''pound pound'' Your wisdom and skills, need much improvement, my friend.<br /> <br /> '''Magi-Chan''': I need not speak; I foresaw this vittory.}}<br /> <br /> ===Chris Chan Sonichu===<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Chris Chan Sonichu voice clips<br /> | audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|chris-chan-sonichu-sonic-world-voice-clips}}<br /> | Featuring =<br /> | Saga =<br /> | previous = <br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> {{collapsible|Transcription|<br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''possibly cut-off'' HAME-HA!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show you!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Chaos! Control!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Taste my aura!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Kuh!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''exhale'' Calm mind, clear mind, meditate. ''inhale'' Let's go!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to answer some prayers.<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Ah! A good day between dimensions.<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show those haters what I'm made of.<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to draw these pages up!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hu-yah!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[McDonald's|I am lovin']] this moment!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Seven rings in my haaaand! ''voice wavering''<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Another page colored in!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Unf!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hay-yah!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Boing! ''imitating a spring''<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''':''high-pitched'' Wee!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Woosh!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Breathe it in!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom.<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Electric Hedgehog power!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Well! Awesome job!<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Eh. Good enough.<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Yep. We got a C. Meme that up.<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[Honor roll|I've hardly ever earned a D in my education.]]<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': My brain and my mouth. May not sync at times, but that was pitiful.<br /> <br /> '''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Esselent! You have done very well.<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Education */ formatting</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> <br /> This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[December 2020]].<br /> <br /> Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.<br /> <br /> ==Jasper==<br /> 2 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet announcing the release of {{W|Sam &amp; Max Save the World|Sam &amp; Max Save the World}} on the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch|Nintendo Switch]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Jasper is a happy Pie! 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris likes this==<br /> 2 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of Sonichu.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I like this. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Lost island with SNT==<br /> 3 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @[[ProjectSNT]] and #opuscon789, guess where I am right now. I’m on that damn lost island with SNT, Elise and the everyone else. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December3SNTVsSonichu.jpg|400px]]}}<br /> <br /> Shadow the Hedgehog (@Shadow_Hegehog)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|where is shadow}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|He’s not here; he’s back at home in [[C-197]].}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user telling Chris to leave [[ProjectSNT]] alone.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|[''Leave Britney alone! GIF'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Crystal concept art==<br /> 3 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet displaying concept art for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very nice. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Patti-Chan and Ben Saint comic==<br /> 3 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Patti-Chan]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s cute.}}<br /> <br /> 111/1112221111 (@tommy36536743)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|You should be asleep now 😉}}<br /> <br /> Scotch Pilgrim (@vsthegrifters)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Geniuses never sleep}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Plus this body has a fickle [[biological clock|circadian rhythm]].}}<br /> <br /> 4 December<br /> <br /> Will (@UrOpinionIsShlt)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|I wish people would stop with the mislabelings IM STRAIGHT}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Who do you think you’re fooling?<br /> <br /> [[File:December4BenSaintArt1.jpg|350px]] [[File:December4BenSaintArt2.jpg|350px]]}}<br /> <br /> Beau M (@beau74335646)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|He’s just quoting you in case if you didn’t understand}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Obviously; I got the reference. I was playing off of the likely fact that he was referring to himself as he said that.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|And I thought you haded that comic?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Regardless of feeling, the panel is still appropriate and okay to use.}}<br /> <br /> ==Slipping into other dimensions==<br /> 4 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris asking him not to involve [[ProjectSNT]] in the [[Dimensional Merge]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|She’s already been involved by slipping into other dimensions, and getting involved in the other fated similar adventures.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gatorade==<br /> 4 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to [[ProjectSNT]] tweeting out pictures of things from a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s a sour Panpour; looks like someone tried to mix in some Gatorade with its water typing.}}<br /> <br /> ==Youthful artist==<br /> 5 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to an enabler asking for Chris's permission for a piece of artwork to be featured on [[Reddit|r/CultOfCWC]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yes, you may feature it there, despite the events of the third Bullet Point on the the youthful artist portrayed here.}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonic World DX==<br /> 5 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|**A wild Sonichu has appeared, but wait! It’s a Shiny!! Register this one into your PokéDex today in @SonicWorldDX R8 or R9.<br /> <br /> https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, free bonus Icon of the Shiny variant, and we’re Featured on @GameBanana; so awesome. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December5ShinySonichuIcon.jpg|180px]] [[File:December5FeaturedOnGameBanana.jpg|230px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Magi-Chan and glasses==<br /> 5 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a post with fanart of [[Magi-Chan]] in various different costumes.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very nice, but maybe update the glasses on the first image; there is no model magic holding them. And if you’re going with the feminine<br /> Lady Magíc Sonichu, then you may want to make the tail heart-curvey at the end. Please, respect our psychic types. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December5TwitterGlasses.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|And no need for the bulge at the crotch in the Chris Chan attire image, please.}}<br /> <br /> ==Very cool==<br /> 6 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Rosechu]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very cool. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==So?==<br /> 6 December<br /> <br /> Aqua Ampora (@AquaManMck)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Chris, your shite mod wasn't featured on anything, Gamebanana has this thing where they show the newest mods on their front page, everyone's mods are on the front page when they upload, genius.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, so?}}<br /> <br /> ==Zap-Hog==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a post of a Twitter user inquiring of what he thinks of an &quot;Adventures of Sonichu the Zap-hog&quot; idea and theme song.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s cool. As for the song, I like it; find a lady singer to sing it in tune to the track, make it an mp3; and we’ve got a new track for our set. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to an enabler replying to Chris's previous tweet with a GIF of a monkey.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|[''GIF of a monkey with text saying &quot;GET FUNNY MONKEY'D&quot;]}}<br /> <br /> ==Electric Goat==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with concept art of a new design for Sonichu.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Uh, no, I am not a goat, but that concept is not bad for a separate individual OC.}}<br /> <br /> ==Ben Saint and Idea Guys==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> [[Ben Saint]]<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user replying to one of Chris's recent tweets remarking how if only 2009 Chris could see modern-day Chris.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Modern Chris and Pre-2009 Chris already met in C-197 and modern Chris kicked old Chris in the groin. If you read your history you'd know that.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Unfortunately, that is true; that happened during the months of IdeaGuy.}}<br /> <br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> Mason Mellinger (@mellinger_mason)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|So, you just admitted you were and still are [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by the [[Idea Guys]]. [[Dimensional Merge|The merge]], [[Messiah complex|the]] [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] [[Chris and religion|stuff]], all of it. Christine, if you’re still in there it’s not too late fix your life for the better. It’s ok to face [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|No, [[Null|that has been stopped in April]], and made undone with [[Magical thinking|Chris' Aether and abilities]]. [[List of Chris's lies|We are not under the influence of IdeaGuy.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Sache==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> Saki's Art Dump (@artofmcgee)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|You just going to scroll by without saying happy birthday to Sache???<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a character named Sache'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Sache! 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==CosmicKeyframe==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> CosmicKeyframe Productions (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) (@CosmicKeyframe)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|My new Youtube profile pic! Out with the old, in with the Cosmic! :D<br /> <br /> [''Screenshot of new Youtube profile picture'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Love it; it looks really good. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Goofball==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> Max G (@BrainDumpTweets)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I've decided to release a new Brain Dump this month, but ONLY if you say something nice about Goofball<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a character named Goofball'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I like the aura around Goofball; looks good. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Type of hater troll==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> Gibbontake (@TheHippocrit)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Stupid people are so exhausting<br /> <br /> The smugness, the absolute certainty that they're correct, the ironclad stubbornness<br /> <br /> It's just too much. I don't know how people can argue for so long in the face of someone who has no intention of EVER saying &quot;i guess i was wrong about that&quot;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That is one definition of a hater type of troll.}}<br /> <br /> ==SNT Advent Calender==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to [[ProjectSNT]]'s day 7 tweet of a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, I wanna say that’s a Haxorus, but it looks like it’s part Skarmory.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Even better, a silver Dragonzord or a Mecha Godzilla.}}<br /> <br /> ==Pinkie Pie==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|A little Pinkie Pie reminded me that someone of a certain #Quill has a birthday coming up.<br /> <br /> [''GIF of two human Pinkie Pie's from Equestria Girls going in and out of a portal'']}}<br /> <br /> ==New icon==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|New Icon for something special in a little while. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December8TwitterIcon.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> 9 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Slight delay, but we wanted to make sure nobody was feeling red-nosed and left out when we have Blake uploaded for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. The new voice clips will be even more the worth it, like a lovely sea shell souvenir for Bubbles Rosechu.<br /> ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> J sandwich (@Randomg40184662)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Dang that's 3 sonichu mods now. I've got some ideas for what the next one might be<br /> 1. Ultra Sonichu (the super form for sonichu doesn't look like ultra Sonichu)<br /> 2. Chris chan Sonichu<br /> 3. Punchy<br /> Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Ultra Sonichu is playable; have the seven Chaos Emeralds and collect the rings to the activate it with a jump and a press of “Y” button. We have more in mind for the future. Still would appreciate a Rosey Rosechu Mod, though; we have the voice lines for the Mod.}}<br /> <br /> ==Patti-Chan in a future comic==<br /> 9 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris if [[Patti-Chan]] will ever be in a future comic.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very likely so}}<br /> <br /> ==Night Star==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of a [[My Little Pony]] OC and [[Night Star]] sitting together.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I really love this. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets another tweet of more Night Star artwork.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yes, we remember your drawing, too. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Color contacts==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with art of [[Liquid Chris]] with color contact lenses.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|You gave him colour contacts. Meh.}}<br /> <br /> ==Strawberries==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris with artwork of a character asking Chris if he would like to eat some strawberries.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I would, but I think your head would be too big for my fruit cup. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==More Sonic mod stuff==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris continues the recent new icon Twitter thread.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|And, yes, while in its prototypical levels with the initial base, all future Sonichu and Rosechu Mods will be made positive to have different result poses, different skill sets with completed animations, and so on. Not to mention more accurate physical details.⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December10ModImage1.jpg|350px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Obviously between me, Shiny and Blake, we can get away with having the same skill sets for now, of which shall be updated when the model is updated. Definitely want to give Blake a different pose with closed fists. And this pose is okay, but does not suit me. Just my two bolts.<br /> <br /> [[File:December10ModImage2.jpg|350px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris loves this==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a fan making an {{w|Emblem}} of Sonichu.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Love this! ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris begs for money==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, just to mention, we will not be asking for presents, [[Chris and money|but if y’all want to, money can be directly sent to Mama Chris’ PayPal]], paypal.com/paypalme/cwcvilleguardian/.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on [[Legos]] and [[Chris and video games|vidya games]]. Bladdy, bladdy blah.” No, we could use some money [[Financhu Crisis|to keep the bank accounts better afloat this time around]]. Okay?<br /> <br /> [''GIF from [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]] of [[Women's rights|Sonichu slapping Rosechu]]'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|If you all would be kind to do so, please, and Thank you, kindly and very much.<br /> ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I will comment, however, that I have never abused Rosey over the years like a lot of the haters like to portray me in doing. The repercussions from seeing those abusive memories from my alt-dimension self-counterparts who have, however, is not helpful to Rosey or I, either. Stop.}}<br /> <br /> ==Praetor sells medallions==<br /> 11 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, up and available now are a bunch of personally approved [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallions.]] This is the first run of them, and will be limited in supply, so order yours now. [[Praetor|@_Praetor_]]<br /> [[File:Sonichu_medallion_etsy_dec_2020.jpg]]<br /> <br /> [https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion Etsy page]}}<br /> <br /> ''Later, Chris would clarify that he did not make the medallions:''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally, and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9, with a theme as well. Count your blessings.}}<br /> <br /> ==Education==<br /> 11 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user giving a C- grade to ween art.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Oh, someone earned a “C”; meme that up. Chris [[Honor Roll|hardly has ever earned a C or a D in her education]]. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December11ModImage.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonic mod voice acting stuff==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, because we felt like the dialogue direct from Magi-Chan and Christine are important for all to hear for now, so here is a Beta-like early access to both of their Mods for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. Note, this is not the final product.<br /> <br /> gamebanana.com/textures/6272}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, had to relocate the Shiny Sonichu Mod (stupid, picky haters). It is still on Gamebanana, thank Chris Chan.<br /> <br /> gamebanana.com/textures/6271}}<br /> <br /> ==Lots of love==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user stating that they love Chris.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Lots of love. 💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Mean-spirited level==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> Ruby RoseyChu (@Ruby64723133)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Is it okay if I do some animation memes with sonichu and the gang? <br /> @CPU_CWCSonichu}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|As long as they are not mean-spirited or Hater level, that is all right.}}<br /> <br /> ==Helena G.F.==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G.F.]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Today I had my 5th dream with Chrischan and I was getting married with her and her mom was teaching me how to make scrambled eggs for breakfast, just like Chris likes them. I don't even think she eats that for breakfast. What the mind creates, huh?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Well, for your information, Chris does like egg foods for breakfast when she can get that; she makes her own omelettes, too. Very yummy, with a dash of ghost pepper sauce. She’ll take them scrambled. But her favourite is adding spinach to make the eggs positively green (and ham).}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Then was the dream a warning then? A premonition?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|To be determined and confirmed via in-person experience}}<br /> <br /> ==Velocity's rings==<br /> 13 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet with a comic showing how Velocity the cat, an original character (not of Chris's) got her rings''<br /> <br /> v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|[[File:Velocity rings.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very cool, and I can agree, personally.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris rings.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|AHHHHH I LOVE IT ♡<br /> <br /> I'm legit jealous ; o ;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Velocity looks to be a really cool cat. Have you played @SonicWorldDX R9? Velocity would make for a cool character Mod for it.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I have not, no. I'll look into it tho!}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|It is an awesome fun game (despite the glitches), and there are many Mods available and playable in R9. Can’t stop playing it; it is that good.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I'm downloading R9 now, I'm very excited to try it. I wish I could find a way to Mod Velocity in there, but I know 0% about how to go on about it lol}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|There are people who excel at Mod creating; you could commission one of those who are doing commissions to make it, and then you could add it onto Gamebanana or something to share it with everyone. And, if you wanted, you could even add your own voice acting for Velocity.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I would definitely commission someone if I knew where to find them. I'll try making a tweet and see if anyone responds! I'll let you know if anything comes out of this :D}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I’ll check again as well and let you know of anything I find.}}<br /> <br /> ==Additional posts regarding the [[Praetor]] [[medallions]]==<br /> 11-13 December (in chronological order)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally,...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|...and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in [https://twitter.com/SonicWorldDX @SonicWorldDX] R8 and R9, with a theme as well. [[Chris and his ego|Count your blessings.]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist. So, these medallions are about as genuine, and they have some of the love from this body in them.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I forgot to mention, some of these medallions are personally signed, so randomly, you may get a signed one. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|So, to reiterate: the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist; the love is in there. Plus, some of them are signed. [[Chris and money|Buy now.]]}}<br /> <br /> Cryptic Enigma (@CrypticEnigma50)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Are you getting any royalties or a certain percentage from each purchase, why are you promoting merchandise that isn’t yours?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I am, yes.}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris why they look different from the regular Medallions.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|This is the first run, the second run will end up being more accurate. But you will want to get in on the first run, as it will be a personal collectible.}}<br /> <br /> Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Should've shown a later run then if that's the case. Don't you realize the display item is supposed to look nicer then what you actually get. Didn't you learn anything from fast food establishments?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and count your blessing.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|You're not hearing me out thou, the display is supposed to look nicer by comparison to the actual product. That's just how it is.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|“Sonichu” book zero looked ugly in comparison to the later books.}}<br /> <br /> ==Rudolph==<br /> 13 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user stating that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired on Tv in 1964.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That was 18 years before Christine was born in ‘82.}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonic World DX Discord==<br /> 13 December<br /> <br /> v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|FRIENDS:Are there any Mod makers out there that will be willing to make a Velocity Mod for @SonicWorldDX?I will pay you handsomely for your efforts, please leave a comment or send me a DM. Thanks :3c}}<br /> <br /> {{Quoteboxyellow|There’s also a Discord Server of the game where your search may yield results as well.}}<br /> <br /> {{Social media}}</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Education */ wikilink</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> <br /> This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[December 2020]].<br /> <br /> Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.<br /> <br /> ==Jasper==<br /> 2 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet announcing the release of {{W|Sam &amp; Max Save the World|Sam &amp; Max Save the World}} on the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch|Nintendo Switch]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Jasper is a happy Pie! 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris likes this==<br /> 2 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of Sonichu.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I like this. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Lost island with SNT==<br /> 3 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @[[ProjectSNT]] and #opuscon789, guess where I am right now. I’m on that damn lost island with SNT, Elise and the everyone else. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December3SNTVsSonichu.jpg|400px]]}}<br /> <br /> Shadow the Hedgehog (@Shadow_Hegehog)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|where is shadow}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|He’s not here; he’s back at home in [[C-197]].}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user telling Chris to leave [[ProjectSNT]] alone.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|[''Leave Britney alone! GIF'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Crystal concept art==<br /> 3 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet displaying concept art for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very nice. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Patti-Chan and Ben Saint comic==<br /> 3 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Patti-Chan]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s cute.}}<br /> <br /> 111/1112221111 (@tommy36536743)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|You should be asleep now 😉}}<br /> <br /> Scotch Pilgrim (@vsthegrifters)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Geniuses never sleep}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Plus this body has a fickle [[biological clock|circadian rhythm]].}}<br /> <br /> 4 December<br /> <br /> Will (@UrOpinionIsShlt)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|I wish people would stop with the mislabelings IM STRAIGHT}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Who do you think you’re fooling?<br /> <br /> [[File:December4BenSaintArt1.jpg|350px]] [[File:December4BenSaintArt2.jpg|350px]]}}<br /> <br /> Beau M (@beau74335646)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|He’s just quoting you in case if you didn’t understand}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Obviously; I got the reference. I was playing off of the likely fact that he was referring to himself as he said that.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|And I thought you haded that comic?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Regardless of feeling, the panel is still appropriate and okay to use.}}<br /> <br /> ==Slipping into other dimensions==<br /> 4 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris asking him not to involve [[ProjectSNT]] in the [[Dimensional Merge]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|She’s already been involved by slipping into other dimensions, and getting involved in the other fated similar adventures.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gatorade==<br /> 4 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to [[ProjectSNT]] tweeting out pictures of things from a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s a sour Panpour; looks like someone tried to mix in some Gatorade with its water typing.}}<br /> <br /> ==Youthful artist==<br /> 5 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to an enabler asking for Chris's permission for a piece of artwork to be featured on [[Reddit|r/CultOfCWC]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yes, you may feature it there, despite the events of the third Bullet Point on the the youthful artist portrayed here.}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonic World DX==<br /> 5 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|**A wild Sonichu has appeared, but wait! It’s a Shiny!! Register this one into your PokéDex today in @SonicWorldDX R8 or R9.<br /> <br /> https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, free bonus Icon of the Shiny variant, and we’re Featured on @GameBanana; so awesome. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December5ShinySonichuIcon.jpg|180px]] [[File:December5FeaturedOnGameBanana.jpg|230px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Magi-Chan and glasses==<br /> 5 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a post with fanart of [[Magi-Chan]] in various different costumes.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very nice, but maybe update the glasses on the first image; there is no model magic holding them. And if you’re going with the feminine<br /> Lady Magíc Sonichu, then you may want to make the tail heart-curvey at the end. Please, respect our psychic types. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December5TwitterGlasses.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|And no need for the bulge at the crotch in the Chris Chan attire image, please.}}<br /> <br /> ==Very cool==<br /> 6 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Rosechu]].''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very cool. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==So?==<br /> 6 December<br /> <br /> Aqua Ampora (@AquaManMck)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Chris, your shite mod wasn't featured on anything, Gamebanana has this thing where they show the newest mods on their front page, everyone's mods are on the front page when they upload, genius.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, so?}}<br /> <br /> ==Zap-Hog==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a post of a Twitter user inquiring of what he thinks of an &quot;Adventures of Sonichu the Zap-hog&quot; idea and theme song.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That’s cool. As for the song, I like it; find a lady singer to sing it in tune to the track, make it an mp3; and we’ve got a new track for our set. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to an enabler replying to Chris's previous tweet with a GIF of a monkey.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|[''GIF of a monkey with text saying &quot;GET FUNNY MONKEY'D&quot;]}}<br /> <br /> ==Electric Goat==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with concept art of a new design for Sonichu.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Uh, no, I am not a goat, but that concept is not bad for a separate individual OC.}}<br /> <br /> ==Ben Saint and Idea Guys==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> [[Ben Saint]]<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user replying to one of Chris's recent tweets remarking how if only 2009 Chris could see modern-day Chris.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Modern Chris and Pre-2009 Chris already met in C-197 and modern Chris kicked old Chris in the groin. If you read your history you'd know that.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Unfortunately, that is true; that happened during the months of IdeaGuy.}}<br /> <br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> Mason Mellinger (@mellinger_mason)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|So, you just admitted you were and still are [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by the [[Idea Guys]]. [[Dimensional Merge|The merge]], [[Messiah complex|the]] [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] [[Chris and religion|stuff]], all of it. Christine, if you’re still in there it’s not too late fix your life for the better. It’s ok to face [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|No, [[Null|that has been stopped in April]], and made undone with [[Magical thinking|Chris' Aether and abilities]]. [[List of Chris's lies|We are not under the influence of IdeaGuy.]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Sache==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> Saki's Art Dump (@artofmcgee)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|You just going to scroll by without saying happy birthday to Sache???<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a character named Sache'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Sache! 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==CosmicKeyframe==<br /> 7 December<br /> <br /> CosmicKeyframe Productions (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) (@CosmicKeyframe)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|My new Youtube profile pic! Out with the old, in with the Cosmic! :D<br /> <br /> [''Screenshot of new Youtube profile picture'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Love it; it looks really good. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Goofball==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> Max G (@BrainDumpTweets)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I've decided to release a new Brain Dump this month, but ONLY if you say something nice about Goofball<br /> <br /> [''Artwork of a character named Goofball'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I like the aura around Goofball; looks good. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Type of hater troll==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> Gibbontake (@TheHippocrit)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Stupid people are so exhausting<br /> <br /> The smugness, the absolute certainty that they're correct, the ironclad stubbornness<br /> <br /> It's just too much. I don't know how people can argue for so long in the face of someone who has no intention of EVER saying &quot;i guess i was wrong about that&quot;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That is one definition of a hater type of troll.}}<br /> <br /> ==SNT Advent Calender==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to [[ProjectSNT]]'s day 7 tweet of a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, I wanna say that’s a Haxorus, but it looks like it’s part Skarmory.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Even better, a silver Dragonzord or a Mecha Godzilla.}}<br /> <br /> ==Pinkie Pie==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|A little Pinkie Pie reminded me that someone of a certain #Quill has a birthday coming up.<br /> <br /> [''GIF of two human Pinkie Pie's from Equestria Girls going in and out of a portal'']}}<br /> <br /> ==New icon==<br /> 8 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|New Icon for something special in a little while. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December8TwitterIcon.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> 9 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Slight delay, but we wanted to make sure nobody was feeling red-nosed and left out when we have Blake uploaded for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. The new voice clips will be even more the worth it, like a lovely sea shell souvenir for Bubbles Rosechu.<br /> ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> J sandwich (@Randomg40184662)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Dang that's 3 sonichu mods now. I've got some ideas for what the next one might be<br /> 1. Ultra Sonichu (the super form for sonichu doesn't look like ultra Sonichu)<br /> 2. Chris chan Sonichu<br /> 3. Punchy<br /> Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Ultra Sonichu is playable; have the seven Chaos Emeralds and collect the rings to the activate it with a jump and a press of “Y” button. We have more in mind for the future. Still would appreciate a Rosey Rosechu Mod, though; we have the voice lines for the Mod.}}<br /> <br /> ==Patti-Chan in a future comic==<br /> 9 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris if [[Patti-Chan]] will ever be in a future comic.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very likely so}}<br /> <br /> ==Night Star==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets fanart of a [[My Little Pony]] OC and [[Night Star]] sitting together.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I really love this. 😊⚡}}<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets another tweet of more Night Star artwork.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yes, we remember your drawing, too. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Color contacts==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with art of [[Liquid Chris]] with color contact lenses.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|You gave him colour contacts. Meh.}}<br /> <br /> ==Strawberries==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris with artwork of a character asking Chris if he would like to eat some strawberries.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I would, but I think your head would be too big for my fruit cup. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==More Sonic mod stuff==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris continues the recent new icon Twitter thread.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|And, yes, while in its prototypical levels with the initial base, all future Sonichu and Rosechu Mods will be made positive to have different result poses, different skill sets with completed animations, and so on. Not to mention more accurate physical details.⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December10ModImage1.jpg|350px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Obviously between me, Shiny and Blake, we can get away with having the same skill sets for now, of which shall be updated when the model is updated. Definitely want to give Blake a different pose with closed fists. And this pose is okay, but does not suit me. Just my two bolts.<br /> <br /> [[File:December10ModImage2.jpg|350px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris loves this==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> ''Chris quote tweets a fan making an {{w|Emblem}} of Sonichu.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Love this! ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Chris begs for money==<br /> 10 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, just to mention, we will not be asking for presents, [[Chris and money|but if y’all want to, money can be directly sent to Mama Chris’ PayPal]], paypal.com/paypalme/cwcvilleguardian/.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on [[Legos]] and [[Chris and video games|vidya games]]. Bladdy, bladdy blah.” No, we could use some money [[Financhu Crisis|to keep the bank accounts better afloat this time around]]. Okay?<br /> <br /> [''GIF from [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]] of [[Women's rights|Sonichu slapping Rosechu]]'']}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|If you all would be kind to do so, please, and Thank you, kindly and very much.<br /> ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I will comment, however, that I have never abused Rosey over the years like a lot of the haters like to portray me in doing. The repercussions from seeing those abusive memories from my alt-dimension self-counterparts who have, however, is not helpful to Rosey or I, either. Stop.}}<br /> <br /> ==Praetor sells medallions==<br /> 11 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, up and available now are a bunch of personally approved [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallions.]] This is the first run of them, and will be limited in supply, so order yours now. [[Praetor|@_Praetor_]]<br /> [[File:Sonichu_medallion_etsy_dec_2020.jpg]]<br /> <br /> [https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion Etsy page]}}<br /> <br /> ''Later, Chris would clarify that he did not make the medallions:''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally, and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9, with a theme as well. Count your blessings.}}<br /> <br /> ==Education==<br /> 11 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user giving a C- grade to ween art.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Oh, someone earned a “C”; meme that up. Chris hardly has ever [[Honor Roll|earned a C or a D in her education]]. ⚡⚡⚡<br /> <br /> [[File:December11ModImage.jpg|250px]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonic mod voice acting stuff==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, because we felt like the dialogue direct from Magi-Chan and Christine are important for all to hear for now, so here is a Beta-like early access to both of their Mods for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. Note, this is not the final product.<br /> <br /> gamebanana.com/textures/6272}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, had to relocate the Shiny Sonichu Mod (stupid, picky haters). It is still on Gamebanana, thank Chris Chan.<br /> <br /> gamebanana.com/textures/6271}}<br /> <br /> ==Lots of love==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user stating that they love Chris.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Lots of love. 💛⚡}}<br /> <br /> ==Mean-spirited level==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> Ruby RoseyChu (@Ruby64723133)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Is it okay if I do some animation memes with sonichu and the gang? <br /> @CPU_CWCSonichu}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|As long as they are not mean-spirited or Hater level, that is all right.}}<br /> <br /> ==Helena G.F.==<br /> 12 December<br /> <br /> [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G.F.]]<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Today I had my 5th dream with Chrischan and I was getting married with her and her mom was teaching me how to make scrambled eggs for breakfast, just like Chris likes them. I don't even think she eats that for breakfast. What the mind creates, huh?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Well, for your information, Chris does like egg foods for breakfast when she can get that; she makes her own omelettes, too. Very yummy, with a dash of ghost pepper sauce. She’ll take them scrambled. But her favourite is adding spinach to make the eggs positively green (and ham).}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Then was the dream a warning then? A premonition?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|To be determined and confirmed via in-person experience}}<br /> <br /> ==Velocity's rings==<br /> 13 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a tweet with a comic showing how Velocity the cat, an original character (not of Chris's) got her rings''<br /> <br /> v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|[[File:Velocity rings.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Very cool, and I can agree, personally.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris rings.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|AHHHHH I LOVE IT ♡<br /> <br /> I'm legit jealous ; o ;}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Velocity looks to be a really cool cat. Have you played @SonicWorldDX R9? Velocity would make for a cool character Mod for it.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I have not, no. I'll look into it tho!}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|It is an awesome fun game (despite the glitches), and there are many Mods available and playable in R9. Can’t stop playing it; it is that good.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I'm downloading R9 now, I'm very excited to try it. I wish I could find a way to Mod Velocity in there, but I know 0% about how to go on about it lol}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|There are people who excel at Mod creating; you could commission one of those who are doing commissions to make it, and then you could add it onto Gamebanana or something to share it with everyone. And, if you wanted, you could even add your own voice acting for Velocity.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|I would definitely commission someone if I knew where to find them. I'll try making a tweet and see if anyone responds! I'll let you know if anything comes out of this :D}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I’ll check again as well and let you know of anything I find.}}<br /> <br /> ==Additional posts regarding the [[Praetor]] [[medallions]]==<br /> 11-13 December (in chronological order)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally,...}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|...and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in [https://twitter.com/SonicWorldDX @SonicWorldDX] R8 and R9, with a theme as well. [[Chris and his ego|Count your blessings.]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Also, the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist. So, these medallions are about as genuine, and they have some of the love from this body in them.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I forgot to mention, some of these medallions are personally signed, so randomly, you may get a signed one. ⚡⚡⚡}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|So, to reiterate: the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist; the love is in there. Plus, some of them are signed. [[Chris and money|Buy now.]]}}<br /> <br /> Cryptic Enigma (@CrypticEnigma50)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|Are you getting any royalties or a certain percentage from each purchase, why are you promoting merchandise that isn’t yours?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|I am, yes.}}<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris why they look different from the regular Medallions.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|This is the first run, the second run will end up being more accurate. But you will want to get in on the first run, as it will be a personal collectible.}}<br /> <br /> Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Should've shown a later run then if that's the case. Don't you realize the display item is supposed to look nicer then what you actually get. Didn't you learn anything from fast food establishments?}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and count your blessing.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|You're not hearing me out thou, the display is supposed to look nicer by comparison to the actual product. That's just how it is.}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|“Sonichu” book zero looked ugly in comparison to the later books.}}<br /> <br /> ==Rudolph==<br /> 13 December<br /> <br /> ''In response to a Twitter user stating that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired on Tv in 1964.''<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|That was 18 years before Christine was born in ‘82.}}<br /> <br /> ==Sonic World DX Discord==<br /> 13 December<br /> <br /> v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|FRIENDS:Are there any Mod makers out there that will be willing to make a Velocity Mod for @SonicWorldDX?I will pay you handsomely for your efforts, please leave a comment or send me a DM. Thanks :3c}}<br /> <br /> {{Quoteboxyellow|There’s also a Discord Server of the game where your search may yield results as well.}}<br /> <br /> {{Social media}}</div>

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<p>Holdek: Changing wikilink to endnote</p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Honest}}<br /> {{Transgender|MTF}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Chris&amp;nbsp;Chandler<br /> | image = [[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|250px|center]] [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]])&lt;br&gt;Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016)&lt;br&gt;Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–present, not a legal name change) <br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |label5 = Gender<br /> |data5 = Male (1982–2011)&lt;br&gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)&lt;br&gt;[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2015–present)<br /> |label6 = Nationality<br /> |data6 = [[United States|American]]<br /> |label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data7 = White (1/8&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label8 = Height<br /> |data8 = 5'11&quot; (1.80 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label9 = Weight<br /> |data9 = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label11 = Father<br /> |data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label12 = Mother<br /> |data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br /> |label13 = Siblings<br /> |data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br /> |label14 = Education<br /> |data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |label15 = Occupations<br /> |data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])&lt;br&gt;Video game designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br&gt;Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br /> |label16 = Spouse(s)<br /> |data16 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label17 = Titles<br /> |data17 = Sonichu Creator&lt;br&gt;Chronicler of Sonichu &amp; Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;The Queen of Modern Laughter&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet_Dream_Lounge#Outro_.281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;s&gt;'''Christopher'''&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;'''Christian'''&lt;/s&gt; '''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], mentally ill&lt;ref&gt;Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]]&lt;/ref&gt; individual, a former [[virgin with rage]], and a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]]. He is commonly referred to by his initials '''CWC''', by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', or simply '''Chris'''.<br /> <br /> Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he scored an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], which ostensibly tells the story of the titular [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] and his [[sweetheart]], but really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]] and directing that anger at [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|would impede him]] on his journey. After completing high school and college, Chris has remained largely unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|occasional donations]] from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the internet, which were first mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]]. These images soon caught the attention of [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] became exposed to his webcomic for the first time. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]], and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a spiral of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual. Thus began a cycle of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continue to this day, influencing the development of the webcomic on the rare occasions that he actually updates it.<br /> <br /> Chris's most notable period of activity was between 2007 and 2010, in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period... But when he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later, he was not the same. Chris had begun to [[Chris and fashion|experiment with crossdressing]], calling himself a [[Tomgirl Pictures|&quot;Tomgirl&quot;]], before eventually coming out as [[Transgender]] in 2015 and beginning the process of transitioning.<br /> <br /> Aside from this new development, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|accidentally setting his house on fire]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident at a GameStop store]], Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards) until [[Idea Guys|a new set of trolls]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs, culminating in Chris's revelation that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a deity]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]]. Since then, Chris has used this delusion as a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues to avoid looking for employment or other ways to better himself. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]].<br /> <br /> There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, and it is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail. If you want to go down the rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> {{protip|While Chris now identifies as a woman, the CWCki continues to refer to Christian only by his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent to [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era|classical]] records when he referred to himself as a man.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the &lt;s&gt;begging&lt;/s&gt; generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partially [en]courages&quot; and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]],&quot; and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> On 24 February 1982, Chris was born Christopher Weston Chandler to his parents to [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]]. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now regularly locks himself in a room, surrounded by toys.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't activated by external events). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==The trolling continues==<br /> {{main|2009|2010}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. Alas, the good times were not to last, as it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise goofing off. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> == Chris today ==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015|2016|2017|2018|2019|2020}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> <br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in [[2015]].]]<br /> <br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, when Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove&quot;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> Afterward, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon. While under the influence of the Idea Guy, Chris began spending time with members of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] who attempted to influence the ''Sonichu'' lore through involving themselves in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Along the way, a second Idea Guy appeared in order to feed into Chris's delusions, ultimately culminating in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from his own delusions about the nature of reality and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''. While a group of Kiwi Farms users known as the [[Guard Dogs]] were able to expose the two Idea Guys and stop them from further exploiting or otherwise humiliating Chris, the damage was done: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a god as a new coping mechanism, and his psyche's already-shaky grasp on reality has hit rock bottom.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is [[Ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC&quot;, and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;. Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine&quot;. In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's&quot;. Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions. Other modern names for himself include CPU [[Scarlet]] and [[Night Star]], respectively his self-inserts for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] and [[My Little Pony]]. In contexts when he wants to be grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth&quot;. Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]] and/or the [[Tomgirl Saga]].<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris| ]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

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<p>Holdek: Copyedit</p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{Honest}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Chris&amp;nbsp;Chandler<br /> | image = [[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|250px|center]] [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]])&lt;br&gt;Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016)&lt;br&gt;Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–present, not a legal name change) <br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |label5 = Gender<br /> |data5 = Male (1982–2011)&lt;br&gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)&lt;br&gt;[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2015–present)<br /> |label6 = Nationality<br /> |data6 = [[United States|American]]<br /> |label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data7 = White (1/8&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label8 = Height<br /> |data8 = 5'11&quot; (1.80 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label9 = Weight<br /> |data9 = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label11 = Father<br /> |data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label12 = Mother<br /> |data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br /> |label13 = Siblings<br /> |data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br /> |label14 = Education<br /> |data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |label15 = Occupations<br /> |data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])&lt;br&gt;Video game designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br&gt;Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br /> |label16 = Spouse(s)<br /> |data16 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label17 = Titles<br /> |data17 = Sonichu Creator&lt;br&gt;Chronicler of Sonichu &amp; Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|The Queen of Modern Laughter]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;s&gt;'''Christopher'''&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;'''Christian'''&lt;/s&gt; '''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], mentally ill&lt;ref&gt;Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]]&lt;/ref&gt; individual, a former [[virgin with rage]], and a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]]. He is commonly referred to by his initials '''CWC''', by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', or simply '''Chris'''.<br /> <br /> Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he scored an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], which ostensibly tells the story of the titular [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] and his [[sweetheart]], but really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself over his dissatisfaction with his academic performance and inability to find a romantic partner. After completing high school and college, Chris has remained largely unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|occasional donations]] from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a spiral of ever-greater scrutiny of his life, [[Honest Content|revealing more disturbing facts about him]]. Thus began a cycle of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continues to this day, influencing the development of the webcomic on the rare occasions that he actually updates it.<br /> <br /> Chris's most notable period of activity was between 2007 and 2010, in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]] and [[The Miscreants]], the most notable group of trolls. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period... But when he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later, he was not the same. Chris had begun to [[Chris and fashion|experiment with crossdressing]], calling himself a [[Tomgirl Pictures|&quot;Tomgirl&quot;]], before eventually coming out as [[Transgender]] in 2015 and beginning the process of transitioning.<br /> <br /> Aside from this new development, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|accidentally setting his house on fire]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident at a GameStop store]], Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards) until [[Idea Guys|a new set of trolls]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs, culminating in Chris's revelation that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a deity]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]]. Since then, Chris has used this delusion as a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues to avoid looking for ways to better himself. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]].<br /> <br /> There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, and it is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail. If you want to go down the rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> {{protip|While Chris now identifies as a woman, the CWCki continues to refer to Christian only by his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent to [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era|classical]] records when he referred to himself as a man.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the &lt;s&gt;begging&lt;/s&gt; generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partially [en]courages&quot; and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]],&quot; and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> On 24 February 1982, Chris was born Christopher Weston Chandler to his parents to [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]]. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now regularly locks himself in a room, surrounded by toys.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't activated by external events). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==The trolling continues==<br /> {{main|2009|2010}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. Alas, the good times were not to last, as it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise goofing off. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> == Chris today ==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015|2016|2017|2018|2019|2020}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> <br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in [[2015]].]]<br /> <br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, when Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove&quot;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> Afterward, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon. While under the influence of the Idea Guy, Chris began spending time with members of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] who attempted to influence the ''Sonichu'' lore through involving themselves in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Along the way, a second Idea Guy appeared in order to feed into Chris's delusions, ultimately culminating in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from his own delusions about the nature of reality and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''. While a group of Kiwi Farms users known as the [[Guard Dogs]] were able to expose the two Idea Guys and stop them from further exploiting or otherwise humiliating Chris, the damage was done: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a god as a new coping mechanism, and his psyche's already-shaky grasp on reality has hit rock bottom.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is [[Ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC&quot;, and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;. Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine&quot;. In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's&quot;. Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions. Other modern names for himself include CPU [[Scarlet]] and [[Night Star]], respectively his self-inserts for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] and [[My Little Pony]]. In contexts when he wants to be grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth&quot;. Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]] and/or the [[Tomgirl Saga]].<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris| ]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

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<p>Holdek: Wikifying</p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{Honest}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Chris&amp;nbsp;Chandler<br /> | image = [[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|250px|center]] [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]])&lt;br&gt;Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016)&lt;br&gt;Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–present, not a legal name change) <br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|The Queen of Modern Laughter]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |label5 = Gender<br /> |data5 = Male (1982–2011)&lt;br&gt;[[Tomgirl]] (2011–2014)&lt;br&gt;[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2015–present)<br /> |label6 = Nationality<br /> |data6 = [[United States|American]]<br /> |label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data7 = White (1/8&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label8 = Height<br /> |data8 = 5'11&quot; (1.80 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label9 = Weight<br /> |data9 = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label11 = Father<br /> |data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label12 = Mother<br /> |data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br /> |label13 = Siblings<br /> |data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br /> |label14 = Education<br /> |data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |label15 = Occupations<br /> |data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])&lt;br&gt;Video game designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br&gt;Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br /> |label16 = Spouse(s)<br /> |data16 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label17 = Titles<br /> |data17 = Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Sonichu Creator&lt;br&gt;Chronicler of Sonichu &amp; Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;s&gt;'''Christopher'''&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;'''Christian'''&lt;/s&gt; '''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], mentally ill&lt;ref&gt;Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]]&lt;/ref&gt; individual, a former [[virgin with rage]], and a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]]. He is commonly referred to by his initials '''CWC''', by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', or simply '''Chris'''.<br /> <br /> Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he scored an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], which ostensibly tells the story of the titular [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] and his [[sweetheart]], but really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself over his dissatisfaction with his academic performance and inability to find a romantic partner. After completing high school and college, Chris has remained largely unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|occasional donations]] from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a spiral of ever-greater scrutiny of his life, [[Honest Content|revealing more disturbing facts about him]]. Thus began a cycle of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continues to this day, influencing the development of the webcomic on the rare occasions that he actually updates it.<br /> <br /> Chris's most notable period of activity was between 2007 and 2010, in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]] and [[The Miscreants]], the most notable group of trolls. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period... But when he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later, he was not the same. Chris had begun to [[Chris and fashion|experiment with crossdressing]], calling himself a [[Tomgirl Pictures|&quot;Tomgirl&quot;]], before eventually coming out as [[Transgender]] in 2015 and beginning the process of transitioning.<br /> <br /> Aside from this new development, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|accidentally setting his house on fire]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident at a GameStop store]], Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards) until [[Idea Guys|a new set of trolls]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs, culminating in Chris's revelation that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a deity]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]]. Since then, Chris has used this delusion as a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues to avoid looking for ways to better himself. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]].<br /> <br /> There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, and it is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail. If you want to go down the rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> {{protip|While Chris now identifies as a woman, the CWCki continues to refer to Christian only by his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent to [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era|classical]] records when he referred to himself as a man.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the &lt;s&gt;begging&lt;/s&gt; generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partially [en]courages&quot; and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]],&quot; and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> On 24 February 1982, Chris was born Christopher Weston Chandler to his parents to [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]]. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now regularly locks himself in a room, surrounded by toys.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't activated by external events). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==The trolling continues==<br /> {{main|2009|2010}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. Alas, the good times were not to last, as it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise goofing off. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> == Chris today ==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015|2016|2017|2018|2019|2020}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> <br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in [[2015]].]]<br /> <br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, when Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove&quot;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> Afterward, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon. While under the influence of the Idea Guy, Chris began spending time with members of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] who attempted to influence the ''Sonichu'' lore through involving themselves in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Along the way, a second Idea Guy appeared in order to feed into Chris's delusions, ultimately culminating in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from his own delusions about the nature of reality and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''. While a group of Kiwi Farms users known as the [[Guard Dogs]] were able to expose the two Idea Guys and stop them from further exploiting or otherwise humiliating Chris, the damage was done: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a god as a new coping mechanism, and his psyche's already-shaky grasp on reality has hit rock bottom.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is [[Ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC&quot;, and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;. Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine&quot;. In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's&quot;. Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions. Other modern names for himself include CPU [[Scarlet]] and [[Night Star]], respectively his self-inserts for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] and [[My Little Pony]]. In contexts when he wants to be grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth&quot;. Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]] and/or the [[Tomgirl Saga]].<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris| ]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

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<p>Holdek: Updated infobox with title Chris gave himself on Internet Dream Lounge</p> <hr /> <div>:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the &quot;Sonichu&quot; character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br /> <br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{Honest}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&amp;t=57&amp;start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Chris&amp;nbsp;Chandler<br /> | image = [[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg|250px|center]] [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]])&lt;br&gt;Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016)&lt;br&gt;Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–present, not a legal name change) <br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|The Queen of Modern Laughter]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})<br /> |label5 = Gender<br /> |data5 = Male (1982–2011)&lt;br&gt;Tomgirl (2011–2014)&lt;br&gt;[[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2015–present)<br /> |label6 = Nationality<br /> |data6 = [[United States|American]]<br /> |label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data7 = White (1/8&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt; &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label8 = Height<br /> |data8 = 5'11&quot; (1.80 m)&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label9 = Weight<br /> |data9 = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]&lt;ref&gt;[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label11 = Father<br /> |data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label12 = Mother<br /> |data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)<br /> |label13 = Siblings<br /> |data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)<br /> |label14 = Education<br /> |data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br /> |label15 = Occupations<br /> |data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])&lt;br&gt;Video game designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) &lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br&gt;Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br /> |label16 = Spouse(s)<br /> |data16 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label17 = Titles<br /> |data17 = Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Sonichu Creator&lt;br&gt;Chronicler of Sonichu &amp; Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> &lt;s&gt;'''Christopher'''&lt;/s&gt; &lt;s&gt;'''Christian'''&lt;/s&gt; '''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], mentally ill&lt;ref&gt;Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]]&lt;/ref&gt; individual, a former [[virgin with rage]], and a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]]. He is commonly referred to by his initials '''CWC''', by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''', or simply '''Chris'''.<br /> <br /> Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he scored an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], which ostensibly tells the story of the titular [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] and his [[sweetheart]], but really serves as wish fulfillment for Chris himself over his dissatisfaction with his academic performance and inability to find a romantic partner. After completing high school and college, Chris has remained largely unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|occasional donations]] from his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a spiral of ever-greater scrutiny of his life, [[Honest Content|revealing more disturbing facts about him]]. Thus began a cycle of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chandler that continues to this day, influencing the development of the webcomic on the rare occasions that he actually updates it.<br /> <br /> Chris's most notable period of activity was between 2007 and 2010, in which he was repeatedly baited by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]] and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]] and [[The Miscreants]], the most notable group of trolls. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the internet at the end of this period... But when he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later, he was not the same. Chris had begun to [[Chris and fashion|experiment with crossdressing]], calling himself a [[Tomgirl Pictures|&quot;Tomgirl&quot;]], before eventually coming out as [[Transgender]] in 2015 and beginning the process of transitioning.<br /> <br /> Aside from this new development, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|accidentally setting his house on fire]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident at a GameStop store]], Chris's internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards) until [[Idea Guys|a new set of trolls]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs, culminating in Chris's revelation that he is [[CPU Blue Heart|a deity]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]]. Since then, Chris has used this delusion as a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continues to avoid looking for ways to better himself. All the while, Chris's [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] are withering away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money is becoming a serious issue for the Chandler household]].<br /> <br /> There has never been an internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, and it is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail. If you want to go down the rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> {{protip|While Chris now identifies as a woman, the CWCki continues to refer to Christian only by his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|true, original gender]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|GodBear-given name]], to keep consistent to [[Sagas#Classic Chris Era|classical]] records when he referred to himself as a man.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the &lt;s&gt;begging&lt;/s&gt; generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile, Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he &quot;partially [en]courages&quot; and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[sweetheart from the ground-up]],&quot; and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> On 24 February 1982, Chris was born Christopher Weston Chandler to his parents to [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]]. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br /> <br /> ===Childhood and adolescence===<br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey&quot;, was spoken at 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being intensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now regularly locks himself in a room, surrounded by toys.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't activated by external events). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1992]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian&quot;, which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school&quot;, which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school. It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face&quot;. Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result writing and drawing of his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Discovery==<br /> {{main|2007|2008}}<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}} <br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> ==The trolling continues==<br /> {{main|2009|2010}}<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exasperating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. Alas, the good times were not to last, as it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise goofing off. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> == Chris today ==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015|2016|2017|2018|2019|2020}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or &quot;[[tomgirl]]&quot;, as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br /> <br /> Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely&quot;. Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous &quot;art&quot; on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in [[2015]].]]<br /> <br /> More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]]. <br /> <br /> As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br /> <br /> In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br /> <br /> This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, when Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove&quot;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> Afterward, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon. While under the influence of the Idea Guy, Chris began spending time with members of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] who attempted to influence the ''Sonichu'' lore through involving themselves in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Along the way, a second Idea Guy appeared in order to feed into Chris's delusions, ultimately culminating in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from his own delusions about the nature of reality and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''. While a group of Kiwi Farms users known as the [[Guard Dogs]] were able to expose the two Idea Guys and stop them from further exploiting or otherwise humiliating Chris, the damage was done: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a god as a new coping mechanism, and his psyche's already-shaky grasp on reality has hit rock bottom.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot;. In either case, he answers to &quot;Chris&quot; and &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&quot;. He is [[Ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC&quot;, and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick&quot;. Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine&quot;. In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's&quot;. Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo&quot;, and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;, or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler&quot;.<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions. Other modern names for himself include CPU [[Scarlet]] and [[Night Star]], respectively his self-inserts for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] and [[My Little Pony]]. In contexts when he wants to be grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are &quot;Chrissy&quot; (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris&quot;, used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth&quot;. Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]] and/or the [[Tomgirl Saga]].<br /> <br /> ==Featured fan video==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] - Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris| ]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu_the_Animated_Series_(Spazkid)&diff=249107 2020-08-11T04:50:43Z

<p>Holdek: /* The Animated Series */ Copyedit</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> {{protip|This article was previously deleted due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it. As a reminder, we do not endorse you whoring yourself out.}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:SonichuTASTitleCard.PNG|200px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Sonichu: The Animated Series<br /> |-<br /> | '''Created by'''<br /> |Cory J. Beck <br /> |-<br /> |'''Seasons'''<br /> |2<br /> |-<br /> |'''Episodes'''<br /> |12<br /> |-<br /> |'''Original Run'''<br /> |3 November 2009 – 21 March 2010<br /> |- <br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' was an animated series created by Spazkid as a [[parody]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Spazkid created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. <br /> <br /> He ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant drama with voice actors and writers. In one episode of a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that another reason why he abruptly stopped the series was because he felt that Chris's life had become more depressing to the point where Spazkid starting feeling bad for him, especially when he found out about Chris's [[Tomgirl]] transformation and the death of [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}} <br /> <br /> Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and despicable human being.<br /> <br /> ==The Animated Series==<br /> Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series centers around the misadventures of Chris. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second having one episode split into two parts. The series mocks Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu, who loves and adores his &quot;father&quot;...[[homos|maybe a little too much]]<br /> <br /> Since the series is a mashup of Chris' real-life adventures and his comics, many plot elements are taken from both Christorical [[sagas]] and the ''Sonichu'' comic. These events are usually heavily exaggerated for comedic effect. Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy. <br /> <br /> The animation was animated in [[Wikipedia:MS Paint|MS Paint]], with the style being reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Ren &amp; Stimpy|''Ren &amp; Stimpy'']] in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It is also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to how Chris' characters [[Chris and art|never look the same in any drawings he does]].<br /> <br /> It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris in some episodes since he was at the time one of the few people who could imitate Chris perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, it was either Spazkid himself or [[CWCki]] editor [[User:PhinnyCupcakes|PhinnyCupcakes]]. In some instances, audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as &quot;[[So Need A Cute Girl]]&quot;, &quot;[[I am STRAIGHT#Part 2|I am STRAIGHT]],&quot; and &quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]&quot; were used.<br /> <br /> Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it. &lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> [[File:Sonichu_TAS_Cast_Collage.jpg|thumb|The cast of Sonichu TAS]] <br /> ===Major===<br /> These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.<br /> *'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old &quot; virgin with rage&quot; who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his &quot;love quest&quot; through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode. In some episodes, his voice was provided by the [[Liquid Chris]].<br /> *'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's &quot;son&quot; and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.<br /> *'''Rosechu'''- the possible &quot;daughter&quot; of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.<br /> *'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.<br /> *'''Count Graduon'''- Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.<br /> *'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.<br /> *'''Allison Amber'''- Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an &quot;ugh...boyfriend&quot;, but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.<br /> <br /> ===Minor===<br /> These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life. <br /> *'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.<br /> *'''Angelica Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her &quot;unconscious&quot; body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.<br /> *'''Bubbles Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.<br /> *'''Punchy Sonichu'''- Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]], <br /> *'''Wild Sonichu'''- Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with. <br /> *'''Bionic'''- Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.<br /> *'''Silvana'''- Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters. <br /> *'''Black Sonichu/Blake'''- Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.<br /> *'''Nintendo Executives'''- Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|craps]] on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.<br /> *'''Beel'''- Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does &quot;a little favor&quot; for him.<br /> *'''Jason'''- Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.<br /> <br /> ===Notable Mentions===<br /> The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga<br /> *'''[[Megan]]'''- Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream. <br /> *'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]'''- Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice. <br /> *'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''- is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.<br /> *'''[[Ivy]]'''- only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the &quot;incident&quot;<br /> *'''[[Layla]]'''- only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as &quot;the incident&quot; <br /> *'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.<br /> *'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles. <br /> *'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.<br /> <br /> ===Celebrities===<br /> *'''Sean Connery'''- Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.<br /> *'''Billy Mays'''- Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the &quot;Big Washing Machine In The Sky&quot;. He also makes an appearance in the comics.<br /> *'''Patrick Stewart'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.<br /> *'''Abraham Lincoln'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.<br /> *'''Ray Charles'''- Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot; During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.<br /> *'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''- Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.<br /> *'''Soulja Boy'''- Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.<br /> <br /> ==Episode Synopses==<br /> ===Episode 1===<br /> Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where &quot;the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%.&quot; The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming &quot;Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!&quot;<br /> <br /> The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 2===<br /> The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring &quot;all in a day's work!&quot;. Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hey there Girls,<br /> Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.<br /> No Darkies ): &lt;<br /> | Chris's sign}}<br /> <br /> Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's &quot;bulletproof.&quot; Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.<br /> <br /> The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 3===<br /> After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries &quot;oh, Sonichu!&quot;. The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 4===<br /> The title is quickly referred to &quot;Chris-Chan Saves The Planet&quot;, before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.<br /> <br /> Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring &quot;good grief&quot;, followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out &quot;my one weakness!&quot;, and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.<br /> <br /> The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)<br /> <br /> ===Episode 5===<br /> The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go &quot;tend to the beast&quot; and leaves Chris.<br /> <br /> The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.<br /> <br /> The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].<br /> <br /> Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 6===<br /> The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.<br /> <br /> The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the &quot;CWClub&quot; as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 7=== <br /> The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on &quot;boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous&quot;. He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out &quot;like a Pez Dispenser&quot; to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu &quot;china&quot; and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia. <br /> <br /> The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex (&quot;You know, for kids!&quot;), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the &quot;coffee and Mexican sex&quot;. Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.<br /> <br /> Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.<br /> <br /> Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how &quot;the door matches the walls&quot;, causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his &quot;gf&quot; have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a &quot;20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries&quot;, then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and &lt;s&gt; streaking&lt;/s&gt; jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot;. Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to &quot;play with her pickle&quot;, as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring &quot;I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!&quot; in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.<br /> <br /> Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments &quot;What a show!&quot; before the ending title card pops up<br /> <br /> ===Episode 8===<br /> The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a &quot;SURPRISE!&quot; Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.<br /> <br /> In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a &quot;silly picture&quot; of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.<br /> <br /> SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. &quot;Bubbles&quot; happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has &quot;barbed cock jammed down [her] throat.&quot; Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of &quot;grotesque bum-sex,&quot; Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with &quot;him.&quot; Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however, she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 9===<br /> <br /> The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from &quot;their night of activities.&quot; Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|&quot;the incident.&quot;]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 10===<br /> As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her &quot;vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis.&quot; Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.<br /> <br /> The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 11===<br /> <br /> ==Reception==<br /> <br /> The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL16A8CF016BC676A8 Playlist of the first season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2537D12307740BFD Playlist of the second season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw Video containing the entire series.]<br /> *[https://youtu.be/PXdpSksFBok?t=683 Spazkid's retrospective on the series.]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* The Animated Series */ Copyediting and wikifying</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> {{protip|This article was previously deleted due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it. As a reminder, we do not endorse you whoring yourself out.}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:SonichuTASTitleCard.PNG|200px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Sonichu: The Animated Series<br /> |-<br /> | '''Created by'''<br /> |Cory J. Beck <br /> |-<br /> |'''Seasons'''<br /> |2<br /> |-<br /> |'''Episodes'''<br /> |12<br /> |-<br /> |'''Original Run'''<br /> |3 November 2009 – 21 March 2010<br /> |- <br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' was an animated series created by Spazkid as a [[parody]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Spazkid created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. <br /> <br /> He ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant drama with voice actors and writers. In one episode of a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that another reason why he abruptly stopped the series was because he felt that Chris's life had become more depressing to the point where Spazkid starting feeling bad for him, especially when he found out about Chris's [[Tomgirl]] transformation and the death of [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}} <br /> <br /> Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and despicable human being.<br /> <br /> ==The Animated Series==<br /> Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series centers around the misadventures of Chris. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second having one episode split into two parts. The series mocks Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu, who loves and adores his &quot;father&quot;...[[homos|maybe a little too much]]<br /> <br /> Since the series is a mashup of Chris' real-life adventures and his comics, many plot elements are taken from both Christorical [[sagas]] and the ''Sonichu'' comic. These events are usually heavily exaggerated for comedic effect. Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy. <br /> <br /> The animation was animated in [[Wikipedia:MS Paint|MS Paint]], with the style being reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:Ren &amp; Stimpy|''Ren &amp; Stimpy'']] in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It is also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to how Chris' characters [[Chris and art|never look the same in any drawings he does]].<br /> <br /> It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris in some episodes since he was at the time one of the few people who could imitate Chris perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, it was either Spazkid himself or [[User:PhinnyCupcakes|CWCki editor PhinnyCupcakes]]. In some instances, audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as &quot;[[So Need A Cute Girl]]&quot;, &quot;[[I am STRAIGHT#Part 2|I am STRAIGHT]],&quot; and &quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]&quot; were used.<br /> <br /> Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it. &lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> [[File:Sonichu_TAS_Cast_Collage.jpg|thumb|The cast of Sonichu TAS]] <br /> ===Major===<br /> These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.<br /> *'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old &quot; virgin with rage&quot; who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his &quot;love quest&quot; through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode. In some episodes, his voice was provided by the [[Liquid Chris]].<br /> *'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's &quot;son&quot; and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.<br /> *'''Rosechu'''- the possible &quot;daughter&quot; of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.<br /> *'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.<br /> *'''Count Graduon'''- Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.<br /> *'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.<br /> *'''Allison Amber'''- Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an &quot;ugh...boyfriend&quot;, but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.<br /> <br /> ===Minor===<br /> These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life. <br /> *'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.<br /> *'''Angelica Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her &quot;unconscious&quot; body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.<br /> *'''Bubbles Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.<br /> *'''Punchy Sonichu'''- Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]], <br /> *'''Wild Sonichu'''- Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with. <br /> *'''Bionic'''- Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.<br /> *'''Silvana'''- Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters. <br /> *'''Black Sonichu/Blake'''- Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.<br /> *'''Nintendo Executives'''- Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|craps]] on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.<br /> *'''Beel'''- Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does &quot;a little favor&quot; for him.<br /> *'''Jason'''- Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.<br /> <br /> ===Notable Mentions===<br /> The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga<br /> *'''[[Megan]]'''- Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream. <br /> *'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]'''- Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice. <br /> *'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''- is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.<br /> *'''[[Ivy]]'''- only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the &quot;incident&quot;<br /> *'''[[Layla]]'''- only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as &quot;the incident&quot; <br /> *'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.<br /> *'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles. <br /> *'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.<br /> <br /> ===Celebrities===<br /> *'''Sean Connery'''- Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.<br /> *'''Billy Mays'''- Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the &quot;Big Washing Machine In The Sky&quot;. He also makes an appearance in the comics.<br /> *'''Patrick Stewart'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.<br /> *'''Abraham Lincoln'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.<br /> *'''Ray Charles'''- Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot; During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.<br /> *'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''- Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.<br /> *'''Soulja Boy'''- Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.<br /> <br /> ==Episode Synopses==<br /> ===Episode 1===<br /> Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where &quot;the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%.&quot; The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming &quot;Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!&quot;<br /> <br /> The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 2===<br /> The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring &quot;all in a day's work!&quot;. Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hey there Girls,<br /> Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.<br /> No Darkies ): &lt;<br /> | Chris's sign}}<br /> <br /> Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's &quot;bulletproof.&quot; Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.<br /> <br /> The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 3===<br /> After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries &quot;oh, Sonichu!&quot;. The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 4===<br /> The title is quickly referred to &quot;Chris-Chan Saves The Planet&quot;, before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.<br /> <br /> Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring &quot;good grief&quot;, followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out &quot;my one weakness!&quot;, and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.<br /> <br /> The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)<br /> <br /> ===Episode 5===<br /> The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go &quot;tend to the beast&quot; and leaves Chris.<br /> <br /> The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.<br /> <br /> The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].<br /> <br /> Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 6===<br /> The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.<br /> <br /> The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the &quot;CWClub&quot; as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 7=== <br /> The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on &quot;boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous&quot;. He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out &quot;like a Pez Dispenser&quot; to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu &quot;china&quot; and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia. <br /> <br /> The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex (&quot;You know, for kids!&quot;), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the &quot;coffee and Mexican sex&quot;. Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.<br /> <br /> Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.<br /> <br /> Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how &quot;the door matches the walls&quot;, causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his &quot;gf&quot; have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a &quot;20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries&quot;, then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and &lt;s&gt; streaking&lt;/s&gt; jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot;. Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to &quot;play with her pickle&quot;, as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring &quot;I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!&quot; in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.<br /> <br /> Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments &quot;What a show!&quot; before the ending title card pops up<br /> <br /> ===Episode 8===<br /> The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a &quot;SURPRISE!&quot; Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.<br /> <br /> In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a &quot;silly picture&quot; of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.<br /> <br /> SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. &quot;Bubbles&quot; happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has &quot;barbed cock jammed down [her] throat.&quot; Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of &quot;grotesque bum-sex,&quot; Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with &quot;him.&quot; Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however, she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 9===<br /> <br /> The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from &quot;their night of activities.&quot; Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|&quot;the incident.&quot;]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 10===<br /> As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her &quot;vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis.&quot; Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.<br /> <br /> The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 11===<br /> <br /> ==Reception==<br /> <br /> The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL16A8CF016BC676A8 Playlist of the first season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2537D12307740BFD Playlist of the second season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw Video containing the entire series.]<br /> *[https://youtu.be/PXdpSksFBok?t=683 Spazkid's retrospective on the series.]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* The Animated Series */ Wikifying</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> {{protip|This article was previously deleted due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it. As a reminder, we do not endorse you whoring yourself out.}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:SonichuTASTitleCard.PNG|200px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Sonichu: The Animated Series<br /> |-<br /> | '''Created by'''<br /> |Cory J. Beck <br /> |-<br /> |'''Seasons'''<br /> |2<br /> |-<br /> |'''Episodes'''<br /> |12<br /> |-<br /> |'''Original Run'''<br /> |3 November 2009 – 21 March 2010<br /> |- <br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' was an animated series created by Spazkid as a [[parody]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Spazkid created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. <br /> <br /> He ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant drama with voice actors and writers. In one episode of a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that another reason why he abruptly stopped the series was because he felt that Chris's life had become more depressing to the point where Spazkid starting feeling bad for him, especially when he found out about Chris's [[Tomgirl]] transformation and the death of [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}} <br /> <br /> Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and despicable human being.<br /> <br /> ==The Animated Series==<br /> Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series centers around the misadventures of Chris. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second having one episode split into two parts. The series mocks Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his &quot;father&quot;..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]<br /> <br /> Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, many plot elements are taken from both [[sagas]] and the ''Sonichu'' comic. These events are usually heavily exaggerated for comedic effect. Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy. <br /> <br /> The animation was animated in MS Paint, with the style being reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters [[Chris and art|never look the same in any drawings he does]]<br /> <br /> It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris in some episodes since he was at the time one of the few people who could imitate Chris perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, it was either Spazkid himself or [[User:PhinnyCupcakes|CWCki editor PhinnyCupcakes]]. In some instances, audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as &quot;[[So Need A Cute Girl]]&quot;, &quot;[[I am STRAIGHT#Part 2|I am STRAIGHT]],&quot; and &quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]&quot; were used.<br /> <br /> Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it &lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> [[File:Sonichu_TAS_Cast_Collage.jpg|thumb|The cast of Sonichu TAS]] <br /> ===Major===<br /> These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.<br /> *'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old &quot; virgin with rage&quot; who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his &quot;love quest&quot; through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode. In some episodes, his voice was provided by the [[Liquid Chris|TRUE and HONEST man himself]].<br /> *'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's &quot;son&quot; and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.<br /> *'''Rosechu'''- the possible &quot;daughter&quot; of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.<br /> *'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.<br /> *'''Count Graduon'''- Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.<br /> *'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.<br /> *'''Allison Amber'''- Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an &quot;ugh...boyfriend&quot;, but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.<br /> <br /> ===Minor===<br /> These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life. <br /> *'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.<br /> *'''Angelica Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her &quot;unconscious&quot; body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.<br /> *'''Bubbles Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.<br /> *'''Punchy Sonichu'''- Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]], <br /> *'''Wild Sonichu'''- Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with. <br /> *'''Bionic'''- Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.<br /> *'''Silvana'''- Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters. <br /> *'''Black Sonichu/Blake'''- Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.<br /> *'''Nintendo Executives'''- Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|craps]] on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.<br /> *'''Beel'''- Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does &quot;a little favor&quot; for him.<br /> *'''Jason'''- Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.<br /> <br /> ===Notable Mentions===<br /> The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga<br /> *'''[[Megan]]'''- Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream. <br /> *'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]'''- Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice. <br /> *'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''- is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.<br /> *'''[[Ivy]]'''- only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the &quot;incident&quot;<br /> *'''[[Layla]]'''- only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as &quot;the incident&quot; <br /> *'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.<br /> *'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles. <br /> *'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.<br /> <br /> ===Celebrities===<br /> *'''Sean Connery'''- Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.<br /> *'''Billy Mays'''- Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the &quot;Big Washing Machine In The Sky&quot;. He also makes an appearance in the comics.<br /> *'''Patrick Stewart'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.<br /> *'''Abraham Lincoln'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.<br /> *'''Ray Charles'''- Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot; During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.<br /> *'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''- Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.<br /> *'''Soulja Boy'''- Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.<br /> <br /> ==Episode Synopses==<br /> ===Episode 1===<br /> Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where &quot;the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%.&quot; The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming &quot;Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!&quot;<br /> <br /> The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 2===<br /> The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring &quot;all in a day's work!&quot;. Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hey there Girls,<br /> Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.<br /> No Darkies ): &lt;<br /> | Chris's sign}}<br /> <br /> Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's &quot;bulletproof.&quot; Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.<br /> <br /> The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 3===<br /> After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries &quot;oh, Sonichu!&quot;. The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 4===<br /> The title is quickly referred to &quot;Chris-Chan Saves The Planet&quot;, before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.<br /> <br /> Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring &quot;good grief&quot;, followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out &quot;my one weakness!&quot;, and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.<br /> <br /> The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)<br /> <br /> ===Episode 5===<br /> The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go &quot;tend to the beast&quot; and leaves Chris.<br /> <br /> The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.<br /> <br /> The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].<br /> <br /> Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 6===<br /> The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.<br /> <br /> The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the &quot;CWClub&quot; as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 7=== <br /> The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on &quot;boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous&quot;. He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out &quot;like a Pez Dispenser&quot; to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu &quot;china&quot; and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia. <br /> <br /> The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex (&quot;You know, for kids!&quot;), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the &quot;coffee and Mexican sex&quot;. Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.<br /> <br /> Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.<br /> <br /> Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how &quot;the door matches the walls&quot;, causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his &quot;gf&quot; have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a &quot;20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries&quot;, then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and &lt;s&gt; streaking&lt;/s&gt; jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot;. Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to &quot;play with her pickle&quot;, as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring &quot;I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!&quot; in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.<br /> <br /> Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments &quot;What a show!&quot; before the ending title card pops up<br /> <br /> ===Episode 8===<br /> The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a &quot;SURPRISE!&quot; Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.<br /> <br /> In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a &quot;silly picture&quot; of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.<br /> <br /> SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. &quot;Bubbles&quot; happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has &quot;barbed cock jammed down [her] throat.&quot; Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of &quot;grotesque bum-sex,&quot; Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with &quot;him.&quot; Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however, she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 9===<br /> <br /> The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from &quot;their night of activities.&quot; Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|&quot;the incident.&quot;]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 10===<br /> As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her &quot;vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis.&quot; Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.<br /> <br /> The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 11===<br /> <br /> ==Reception==<br /> <br /> The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL16A8CF016BC676A8 Playlist of the first season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2537D12307740BFD Playlist of the second season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw Video containing the entire series.]<br /> *[https://youtu.be/PXdpSksFBok?t=683 Spazkid's retrospective on the series.]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Background */ De-Alogged</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> {{protip|This article was previously deleted due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it. As a reminder, we do not endorse you whoring yourself out.}}<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; | [[File:SonichuTASTitleCard.PNG|200px]]<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |Sonichu: The Animated Series<br /> |-<br /> | '''Created by'''<br /> |Cory J. Beck <br /> |-<br /> |'''Seasons'''<br /> |2<br /> |-<br /> |'''Episodes'''<br /> |12<br /> |-<br /> |'''Original Run'''<br /> |3 November 2009 – 21 March 2010<br /> |- <br /> |}<br /> <br /> <br /> ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' was an animated series created by Spazkid as a [[parody]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Spazkid created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. <br /> <br /> He ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant drama with voice actors and writers. In one episode of a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that another reason why he abruptly stopped the series was because he felt that Chris's life had become more depressing to the point where Spazkid starting feeling bad for him, especially when he found out about Chris's [[Tomgirl]] transformation and the death of [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}} <br /> <br /> Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and despicable human being.<br /> <br /> ==The Animated Series==<br /> Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series centers around the misadventures of Chris. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second having one episode split into two parts. The series mocks Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his &quot;father&quot;..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]<br /> <br /> Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, many plot elements are taken from both sagas and the ''Sonichu'' comic. These events are usually heavily exaggerated for comedic effect. Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy. <br /> <br /> The animation was animated in MS Paint, with the style being reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters [[Chris and art|never look the same in any drawings he does]]<br /> <br /> It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris in some episodes since he was at the time one of the few people who could imitate Chris perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, it was either Spazkid himself or [[User:PhinnyCupcakes|CWCki editor PhinnyCupcakes]]. In some instances, audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as &quot;[[So Need A Cute Girl]]&quot;, &quot;[[I am STRAIGHT#Part 2|I am STRAIGHT]],&quot; and &quot;[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]&quot; were used.<br /> <br /> Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it &lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ==Characters==<br /> [[File:Sonichu_TAS_Cast_Collage.jpg|thumb|The cast of Sonichu TAS]] <br /> ===Major===<br /> These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.<br /> *'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old &quot; virgin with rage&quot; who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his &quot;love quest&quot; through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode. In some episodes, his voice was provided by the [[Liquid Chris|TRUE and HONEST man himself]].<br /> *'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's &quot;son&quot; and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.<br /> *'''Rosechu'''- the possible &quot;daughter&quot; of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.<br /> *'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.<br /> *'''Count Graduon'''- Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.<br /> *'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.<br /> *'''Allison Amber'''- Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an &quot;ugh...boyfriend&quot;, but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.<br /> <br /> ===Minor===<br /> These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life. <br /> *'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.<br /> *'''Angelica Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her &quot;unconscious&quot; body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.<br /> *'''Bubbles Rosechu'''- Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.<br /> *'''Punchy Sonichu'''- Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]], <br /> *'''Wild Sonichu'''- Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with. <br /> *'''Bionic'''- Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.<br /> *'''Silvana'''- Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters. <br /> *'''Black Sonichu/Blake'''- Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.<br /> *'''Nintendo Executives'''- Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|craps]] on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.<br /> *'''Beel'''- Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does &quot;a little favor&quot; for him.<br /> *'''Jason'''- Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.<br /> <br /> ===Notable Mentions===<br /> The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga<br /> *'''[[Megan]]'''- Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream. <br /> *'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]'''- Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice. <br /> *'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''- is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.<br /> *'''[[Ivy]]'''- only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the &quot;incident&quot;<br /> *'''[[Layla]]'''- only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as &quot;the incident&quot; <br /> *'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.<br /> *'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles. <br /> *'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.<br /> <br /> ===Celebrities===<br /> *'''Sean Connery'''- Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.<br /> *'''Billy Mays'''- Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the &quot;Big Washing Machine In The Sky&quot;. He also makes an appearance in the comics.<br /> *'''Patrick Stewart'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.<br /> *'''Abraham Lincoln'''- Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.<br /> *'''Ray Charles'''- Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot; During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.<br /> *'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''- Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.<br /> *'''Soulja Boy'''- Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.<br /> <br /> ==Episode Synopses==<br /> ===Episode 1===<br /> Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where &quot;the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%.&quot; The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming &quot;Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!&quot;<br /> <br /> The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 2===<br /> The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring &quot;all in a day's work!&quot;. Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hey there Girls,<br /> Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.<br /> No Darkies ): &lt;<br /> | Chris's sign}}<br /> <br /> Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's &quot;bulletproof.&quot; Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.<br /> <br /> The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 3===<br /> After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries &quot;oh, Sonichu!&quot;. The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 4===<br /> The title is quickly referred to &quot;Chris-Chan Saves The Planet&quot;, before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.<br /> <br /> Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring &quot;good grief&quot;, followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out &quot;my one weakness!&quot;, and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.<br /> <br /> The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)<br /> <br /> ===Episode 5===<br /> The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go &quot;tend to the beast&quot; and leaves Chris.<br /> <br /> The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.<br /> <br /> The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].<br /> <br /> Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 6===<br /> The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.<br /> <br /> The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the &quot;CWClub&quot; as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 7=== <br /> The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on &quot;boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous&quot;. He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out &quot;like a Pez Dispenser&quot; to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu &quot;china&quot; and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia. <br /> <br /> The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex (&quot;You know, for kids!&quot;), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the &quot;coffee and Mexican sex&quot;. Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.<br /> <br /> Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.<br /> <br /> Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how &quot;the door matches the walls&quot;, causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his &quot;gf&quot; have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a &quot;20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries&quot;, then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and &lt;s&gt; streaking&lt;/s&gt; jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing &quot;Hit The Road, Jack!&quot;. Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to &quot;play with her pickle&quot;, as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring &quot;I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!&quot; in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.<br /> <br /> Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments &quot;What a show!&quot; before the ending title card pops up<br /> <br /> ===Episode 8===<br /> The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a &quot;SURPRISE!&quot; Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.<br /> <br /> In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a &quot;silly picture&quot; of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.<br /> <br /> SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. &quot;Bubbles&quot; happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has &quot;barbed cock jammed down [her] throat.&quot; Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of &quot;grotesque bum-sex,&quot; Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with &quot;him.&quot; Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however, she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 9===<br /> <br /> The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from &quot;their night of activities.&quot; Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|&quot;the incident.&quot;]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 10===<br /> As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her &quot;vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis.&quot; Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.<br /> <br /> The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.<br /> <br /> ===Episode 11===<br /> <br /> ==Reception==<br /> <br /> The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL16A8CF016BC676A8 Playlist of the first season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2537D12307740BFD Playlist of the second season.]<br /> *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw Video containing the entire series.]<br /> *[https://youtu.be/PXdpSksFBok?t=683 Spazkid's retrospective on the series.]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]</div>

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<p>Holdek: /* Analysis */ Removed pure speculation</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:NataliePortman.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The Queen of Modern Laughter.]]<br /> '''''Internet Dream Lounge''''' (stylized as '''Ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ　Ｄｒｅａｍ　Ｌｏｕｎｇｅ''') was a short-lived [[YouTube]] podcast series hosted by Danish web artist Merryweather, and EDM artist Easy-K.&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q7ndms_7GIAELHGLqq72w/about YouTube page]&lt;/ref&gt; The premise of the podcast was to interview people with a [[Weens|sizable following]] over the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]]. Chris was interviewed twice by the podcast – the [[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)|first version]] was scrapped, and the second released on 4 [[October 2017]].<br /> <br /> As of [[August 2020]], the channel remains inactive, with all videos privatized.<br /> <br /> ==Background==<br /> Despite their chummy relationship during and beyond the recording of the interview, months prior to ''Internet Dream Lounge'', Chris and Merryweather clashed on Twitter after Merry [[Weens|insisted on]] calling Chris a [[Gender|male]].&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2017 tweets#Chris/MLP crossover page]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 29 [[August 2017]], Merryweather approached Chris on [[Twitter]], asking if he would be interested in doing an interview:<br /> {{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Hi Christine! Are you interested in coming on my podcast for an interview? We promise to be respectful.}}<br /> {{quoteboxred|We want to talk to you about your new [[BlockTheTrolls|block the trolls not the heroes hashtag]].&lt;ref name=start&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-4-planned-podcast-interview.33946/&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> A short time later, having completely forgotten about their early interactions, Chris was following Merry's Twitter and [[Patreon]]. Upon arranging the interview, Merry asked his Patreon supporters for questions to ask Chris.&lt;ref name=start&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 4 [[September 2017|September]], Chris retweeted Merryweather, who [[September 2017 tweets#The Internet Dream Lounge Podcast|announced]] that recording for the [[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)|first interview]] had been completed for a next week release, and that Chris would be their next guest star. The following day, Merryweather made contact with [[Kiwi Farms]] in defense of the interview, upon receiving criticism from users that he was not going to get any new information out of Chris. He revealed to an extent the contents of the interview, notably an &quot;interesting answer&quot; from Chris with regards to the identity of the [[Magical Man]].&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-4-planned-podcast-interview.33946/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris stated that he accepted the interview for the following reasons:&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2017 Patreon posts#Music request]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> *He was not pressed on sensitive issues.<br /> *He was [[Financhu Crisis|paid]].<br /> *Merryweathery agreed to help [[Tapas|Chris's Sonichu business]] as a &quot;social media manager.&quot;<br /> <br /> A Kiwi Farms user also probed Merry in a private correspondence, learning that Chris may have been motivated to participate in the interview because of Merry's [[Chris and money|established presence on Patreon]]:<br /> {{quoteboxred|I honestly have no idea why Chris responded to me to begin with, but I think it's because he saw I had a fairly big patreon and he seems to hope I can help him earn more on Patreon.<br /> <br /> His very first line in our interview after my co-host said he was a fan of sonichu was &quot;DONATE TO MY PATREON&quot;}}<br /> Merry also expressed his doubts in his first interview and pondered on recording a second version.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-4-planned-podcast-interview.33946/post-2578225&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 9 September, Merry went on to announce the delay of the podcast &quot;to improve the quality of the interview,&quot; and was accepting additional questions for the interview. Chris openly encouraged question submissions:&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2017 tweets#The Internet Dream Lounge Podcast]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> {{quotebox|Bonus follow-up, so most kind questions are accepted. No questions about [[Jessica Quinn|my Sweetheart]] or our budding relationship, please. Support is good.}}<br /> <br /> On 9 [[October 2017|October]], ''Internet Dream Lounge'' published the second interview with Chris, with Kiwi Farms given access a day earlier. According to Merryweather, the interview was recorded on the 4th of October; though, this clashes with a remark Chris made in the interview itself.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-10-cwc-podcast-interview.35059&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=bob&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Following the interview, Merryweather maintained good relations with Chris. In December, he tweeted a gift to @WeWuzMetokur of a drawing of him by Chris, saying that Chris had done it as a favor.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/940976409601826817&lt;/ref&gt; Chris later drew an art piece for Merry for his birthday.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Mister Kurmeto by Chris Chan.jpg|Mister Kurmeto<br /> File:Art for Merryweathery birthday.jpg|Art for Merryweathery<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Interview==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ　Ｄｒｅａｍ　Ｌｏｕｎｇｅ　＃４ - Chris Chan<br /> | video = {{#ev:archiveorg|idl-4-chris-chan}}<br /> | stardate = 4 [[October 2017]]<br /> | maker = Internet Dream Lounge<br /> | subject = }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> [[File:InternetDreamLounge.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Artist's impression of the virtual interview (from left to right: Easy-K, Chris and Merryweather).]]<br /> ===Intro (0:00-1:03)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Welcome to another episode of the Internet Dream Lounge. I'm your host, Merry, and with me as always, my trusty, O faithful co-host, Easy-K. And on this show, we have the honor of presenting to our dear viewers: the eternal [[Love Quest|hero of love]], the defender of [[Autism|autism]] and the [[Godbear|God-Emperor]] of [[CWCville]]. The creator of [[Sonichu]], [[Christine Weston Chandler]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hey, everybody! How y'all doing?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So how are you today, Chris?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm doing good. How are you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm good–doing quite fine. We already did this interview already. Uh, just want to re-record it because the last one was quite boring. Uh, and also, a few times, I slipped up and didn't call you by your proper pronouns. So, what was it you told me to do this time–uh, in ca–like, in order to make sure I don't slip up and call you he instead of she?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Pretend you're–ru–talking with [''Speaking in a high voice''] Natalie Portman! Hello, I'm Miss Natalie Portman! Let's have [''Merry laughs''] fun together[''?''], all right? [''Chris chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Dude, is Natalie Portman in the room right now?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ap–apparently, she is!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Is Natalie Portman here? [''Chris laughs'']<br /> <br /> ===Heroes and villains (1:03-4:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Chris can be heard joking in the background''] Anyway.. um. [''Merry laughs''] Anyway... uh... well, in order to not–uh–not–uh–mess up the pronouns and call her Christine–uh–she instead of he. I will be pretending it's Natalie Portman, so I hope that helps. Anyway, uh, Chris, I want to get straight into things and see that you have actually started your very own [[Redbubble|merchandise shop]] recently.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Good. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; My very own merchandise shop. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Chris talks over Merry''] Yes, we should buy some ''Christian''... uh, Weston Chandler pillows. Uh, the classic ones, the ones with your picture from when you were a guy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, well, something old and then also a bit something new if you wanna go updated.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Absolutely. So, Chris, could you tell us a little bit about Sonichu, your creation? What's the l- the listeners who don't know about that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Sonichu and Rosechu, are the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in the city of Cwcville, Virginia, United States of America, and- with my help, or rather, with their help if I'm–when I'm in danger, we defend–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; –The city of Cwcville from those who want to make true love and feeling and finding it illegal in the United States of America, and around the world.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; And of course the people who want to make, uh, true love illegal, well, that would be the, uh, i-i-in the lore of your comics, that would be the [[jerkops]] and [[Slaweel Ryam]], who is based on a person who brought a lot of problems into your life. Uh, I've been asked not to mention her [[Mary Lee Walsh|real name]], um, but a lot of it is based on your real life experiences and your troubles are in your, um, adult life. I believe, a subtext for the comic is the [[Adult Chronicles]] of Christian Weston Chandler, or Christine Weston Chandler as it is now. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Give or take, but really the main antagonist is actually the embodiment of my loneliness and depressions. The one of which I have given a name based on one of my depressing life events. The infamous spiritual magician, [[Count Graduon]]. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Count Graduon. And he's, like, the eternal, kind of, your nemesis in a way in the comic.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, because apparently he was the one that could never feel love and he never could feel it for his son- for himself, he never could find it, so it- so, back in the medieval centuries, he would attack kingdoms and castles and eventually a knight beheaded him, and yeah, when- we had an archaeologist in England, he gets possessed–He finds the orb that he was encapsulated in and Graduon pur– [''struggles to pronounce'']. Uh, here's another one for the blooper reel. Graduon possesses him–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughing''] It's quite alright, Chris. Don't worry.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Graduon possesses him, and in the–in the body, Graduon guides the guy all the way to America. Or at least to be America. And the [[Cherokee]]–and the Cherokee clan recognizes this now spirit and exorcises Graduon from the poor archaeologist, and puts him in a new sphere encapsulation and hides that underground. And then in many years later, he is uncovered and put in a museum, the sphere. And that's where Slaweel and he met... a half witch. <br /> <br /> ===Sonichu's origin (4:30-5:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So that's the origin story of the villains. Can we–can we hear a little bit about how you came up with your title character, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], and of course, [[Rosechu]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yes. Back in uh two th–back in [[2000|March 17th 2000]], from my Computer Graphics class at [[Manchester High School]], we had to do a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD insert and cover]], and I wanted to put [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]] on there, but [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]] were not allowed. So I ended up combining the two, and that's how Sonichu was made. From then on, Sonichu and I actually grown closer together – we got to know each other. And then eventually, I made his [[sweetheart]], Rosechu, followed by [[Blake]]—[[Niggos|Black Sonichu]]—and then all the other characters that followed over the years.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So these are all hedgehogs and Pokémon? Like, hedgehogs from ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' and Pokémon from ''Pokémon''?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Classified as Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.<br /> <br /> ===CWCville politics (5:30-7:31)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Obviously, the comics have been going on for [[Sonichu 0|some time]] now, and throughout your life, you've had some troubles, you've had some struggles. A lot of the characters in the comic–the villains in the comic–they kind of represent people who have brought you trouble in your real life. I mean, since Slaweel and you mentioned Count Graduon, who is not a single person as I understand it. He's more like a manifestation of, I assume your [[Manchester High School#Graduation|graduation from high school]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And the–and the [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|years]] of [[Love Quest|loneliness]] and [[Chris and stress|depression]] I've had to endure.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Of course. And–But there's of course the presence of [[trolls]] within your comic. There's not–there's a long list of trolls that, of course, I won't name. But, I just want to ask you. Because, of course, there was an attempt to crown [[Billy Mays]] as the mayor of CWCville, which you quickly shut down very fast. Would you like to tell us a little bit about that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well–I mean, I don't know why people insisted on [''unintelligible''] ''Billy Mays'', who did the OxiClean commercials. It just seems so [[Random-access humor|''random'']]. I never could understand that. But no, he could never be mayor, because he wasn't originally a CWCville resident. But, at least in my absence, did have my [''pauses''] secretary, who is also quite knowledgeable in the–managing the city—done very well—Miss [[Allison Amber]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. So, uh–is it possible for someone other than you, to be elected mayor of CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Not really. 'Cause [[Bob|my father]] would have founded the city, and–and he ended up passing it down to me. 'Cause–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Okay–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; –Too much. The origin story of the city of CWCville: My father founded it and built it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''pauses''] Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And they passed it onto me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, it's like a monarchy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Bit of a monarchy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Interesting. <br /> <br /> ===Fan productions (7:31-9:34)===<br /> [[File:Trap Top Neon Vol 1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Chris would later [[Things Chris has ripped off|appropriate the ''Dream Lounge'' artwork]] to create an album cover for Easy-K.]]<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right. That–that's pretty interesting. Also, of course, there is umm–the ''Sonichu'' comics have sort of, ever since their debut in–Uhh... I believe the late [[2009]]? So, when was it that your [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|popularity kind of blew up]], Chris? Can you remember that, yeah?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. It was more–it was like '09 or [[2010|'10]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, so around that time. Since then, there's been all sorts of creations of people fascinated by your life. There's been a [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu animated series]], there's been a [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]], which you have seen, which we will get into later. There's been all sorts of creations, and people have actually come forward during your absence from the comic and created comics of their own. Someone created a comic book – like a web comic called [[Asperchu#Sonichu Revolution|''Sonichu''–I believe it was ''Revolution'']], which kind of told a more dark version. And one of the characters in it, Slaweel, was kind of–because a lot of the fans draw Slaweel as an attractive young blonde woman, I was wondering what you think about that. Because she is quite–in the comics, in the canon comic, she is an old woman. I was wondering what you think about, like reimaginings of the different villains of your comic in ways like that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I encourage creativity amongst my fans. But, although, this is [''unintelligible''] correction. I never really watched any of the created animated series because–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It just [[Chris and his Ego|wasn't directly from me]], and uh... There just some things lacking in there. But also, I think they definitely got Slaweel's blonde color from her Viking helmet. She wore a Viking helmet. It [''voice cuts out on chat''] with red horns. She was never a blonde. She was a lot older than that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I suppose it was kind of a misconception based on early drawings of her then?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right.<br /> <br /> ===The abusive babysitter (9:34-10:44)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Early in your–like... early back in your timeline, like the farthest back you can remember, there was a...[[Abusive babysitter|an event]], which [[Autism|shaped you as a person]]. It was when your childhood babysitter, who I believe she's called Miss Roach, left you in your room, she locked you in your room, because you were interrupting her phone call. Now, I asked you this question in a private chat between you and I, but I would like to ask you again so you can elaborate on it in our interview: Would you ever consider putting Miss Roach into your comic as a villain?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Very unlikely. Because, I have very little information or recollection about her past or current appearance, much less her first name. So, that would be a big no.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Very well. Because a lot–like that's kind of like the [[Twin Falling Towers|ground zero]] of everything Chris-Chan. Of everything Christory, as it's called. Do you know that term, ''Christory''?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that's ok–yeah that's good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah [''laughs'']. All right. That's good. You like that one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. All right. Wonderful.<br /> <br /> ===Autism (10:44-12:06)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; There are several moments in your life that have kind of been shrouded in mystery. Now, you are, of course, an internet legend. You have been documented more than some [[George W. Bush|Presidents of the United States]]. [''Chris chuckles''] Your life has been, probably, one of the most documented things in... internet history, because you have put yourself out there. You have told everyone, &quot;Here's my story. Here's all of it. I will not keep anything hidden from any of you.&quot;<br /> <br /> And some people might say that was a bit stupid, some people might say that's admirable. You're brave, you put yourself out there. More people know about you and your life than most–like what is known about most celebrities. So, when an event like that is described by you, the... The sort of ground zero, the moment your babysitter locked you in your room. You mentioned that a lot, as in the past—correct me if i'm wrong—as having sort of been the cause of your autism.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know about ''it'' being the cause of my autism. It might have been theoretically something in the genetics, or very unlikely, [[Conspiracy theories|in one of the vaccines]]. But, it's prett—I would say, it instigated–it brought the autism up that one moment.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Very well.<br /> <br /> ===Trolls (12:06-16:30)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Has anyone, of the trolls in your life–you've obviously had a long, like history of people who have tried to troll you, and who have tried to mess around with your life. A long list of people pretending to be girlfriends–pretending to be internet girlfriends. There was one time when you [[Ohio trip|drove a long way to meet someone who wasn't actually there]], and I believe it was an old black woman who opened the door?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Could you tell us a little bit about your real life encounters with trolls?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sighs''] A little bit. A little bit. [''thinking''] I can–doh–I... I don't have very many upon recounting. There was the one where I [[Emily#Chris's first date|met her]] at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]]—my father was there—and... then we were met with the infamous [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Guy in the Pickle Suit]]. Just... [''Merryweather sniggers''] That was totally random. I don't know why, 'cept from like, you know, Sonichu doesn't like [[Pickle|pickles]], because he's allergic to ''pickles'' and ''[[Semen|pickle brine]]''. I hadn't mentioned that [''sound cuts out''] before, but mentioned it later. And, uhh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, what was through it? Like, what went through your head when you saw the Man in the Pickle Suit approach you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... I was like– [''mumbles''] This is crazy. Just random. I really did not know what to think or expect at that moment. And then the girl left with the Guy in the Pickle Suit [''Merryweather sniggers'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; At that point, did you kind of–like put it together in your head, like &quot;Okay, this was maybe like a setup.&quot;?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Soon enough, I did piece it together like that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Probably around the time, like your [[medallion]] came up missing?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Um... No. I would say, just shortly after the actual event.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm sorry, if I could just interject: So, you did–did you, like notice that your medallion was gone?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; My medallion was not removed from my person at that time.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, it wasn't? After that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You might be confusing it with the other [[Blanca Weiss|theoretical ex who had me send it to her in the mail for safekeeping, and then that's when the original medallion was put in a pickle jar, cut apart, yadda yadda yadda]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; I was given misinformation. I thought that–that's how they actually acquired your medallion.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, no. Like, they–I believe it was someone who was pretending to be a girlfriend of Chris.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; They asked Chris to send the medallion, and then they absolutely destroyed it and uploaded it to [[YouTube]]. Of course, Chris made a new medallion after that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, Chris, Natalie, Christine...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Chuckles''] Did–have you ever, 'cause a lot of these things that people do to you. They're just borderline–like illegal, some of them. Like that example right there. That's destruction of property. Like, you know. Yeah, you went–willing sent it to them, but that was your property and they destroyed it – destruction of property. Have you ever considered, like [[Chris and the law|pressing charges]] against these people? I mean, 'cause really, that seems like it would be the best course of action for a lot of these cases.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, I don't remember the address I sent it to, and... I only know–I only would remember the ''pseudo''-name that the troll was using at that time. So, how could I press charges against somebody I don't know who, he or she, fully is?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Besides, it happened–it happened a long–it happened a [[2008|long time ago]] and–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't think–like, as much as the trolls have brought... Horror into your life, Christine, I don't think any of them have ever physically harmed you. Is that correct in saying?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... Yeah, not physically, but between their manipulations and blackmail, they did a lot of emotional and mental damage to me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, you've ''never'' considered that? You've never considered, like pressing charges like ever?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... Yeah, my father had brought up pressing charges. But, like I said: Another state. Don't know who that person actually is.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mhmm.<br /> <br /> ===Internet Lumberjack (16:30-18:05)===<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Are you... Are you familiar about the memes about your father?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah yes, ''The Internet Lumberjack''. [''impersonates Bob''] [[Bob Walks In|''I'm gonna cut that internet down]]''!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] If we–in our previous interview, we–I kind of introduced you to the meme about—which you were aware of at the time—the meme about the Internet Lumberjack. We were recording it during your father's birthday.&lt;ref name=bob&gt;Based on this statement, the first interview can be dated on 4 September 2017&lt;/ref&gt; So, there is–I want you to know, that a lot of people actually view him very fondly. Like, I don't think anyone disliked Bob Chandler, and I think people actually were kind of sad when he passed away. So, there's several pieces of fan art, for example, him knocking down the gates to [[Chris and religion#Afterlife|heaven]] and screaming, &quot;I'm gonna cut that internet down,&quot; with a glory over his head. Umm... Do you remember that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Hmmm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I hope you can appreciate.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yeah. If anybody wants to hear more about my father, Bob Chandler, go check–enquire over at the [[Bob Chandler#Career|General Electric Plant]] in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville, Virginia]], or between Charlottesville and [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], up 29 South. Uhh... Just ask about–uhh... Mr. Robert Chandler or &quot;Bobby C&quot; as they like to call him.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Bobby C.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And they'll tell you about the–uhh... control schematics that he drew up, and some of his awards and phrases in the–in that industry.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right.<br /> <br /> ===Magical Man (18:05-21:58)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, Chris. I want go into your–into the umm... We talked a little about meeting trolls in real life. There is one particular moment in, as they call it &quot;Christory&quot;... Uhh... Chris-Chan history, where you uploaded a series of videos, and they featured a [[Magical Man|mysterious individual]] that nobody really knows anything about. There's a lot of theories about who this man is. I'll tell you. The video you uploaded—one of them—is called [[Magical Man Potion|The Magic Potion]]—something like that–where you drink, you consume a potion, and you turn into this young, kind of attractive guy. And this was like a comedy skit that you made. And there was also another video where you [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|sat down with this man and you were showing him things on your PlayStation]]. Uhh... Who is this man? Nobody really knows who he is. We can't really–like, nobody can really figure out who this guy is. There's theories that he was a troll, there's theories that he was a family friend. Could you tell us about him?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... He was a friend. And also, a friend of [[Kim Wilson|another friend of mine]], who–I won't be naming her name right now. But I'm–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Interrupts''] One of your [[Gal pal#From school years|high school gal pals]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... No. One of my later friends.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But anyway, I cannot remember his name, but he has been married since. So, I had lost touch with him, some time ago. But, he was a good person, not a troll.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; What did you do with him generally, other than make videos?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sighs''] Just... kinda hang–just kinda hung out.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; How were you introduced to him?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. My gal pal introduced–introduced us.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Did she figure you should get a [[JERKS|male]] friend, perhaps? That's why she introduced you to him?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... Pretty much. Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Did you at any point figure that he might be aware of your internet presence? Did he mention anything about it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... Yeah. He was made aware of my internet presence.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. So, he know about that before meeting you? Or did he–or did you tell him about it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. He had become aware. And, she knew about my internet presence.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. [''pauses'] Umm... So, I want to ask you: Do you have any stories you can say[''?''] about this person, what you did together, anything interesting? Or, is it mainly just what we see in the video?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... I want to say one thing mainly. What was in that video. But... I do–if I remember correctly, I do believe he recorded [[Rollin' and Trollin'|that one where I was walking along the downtown mall, that one video]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Was it the one where you were wearing normal clothes, and you kind of like, tried to play a prank on people?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''light chuckle''] I don't know. You might say that. But, I know I was wearing denim vest.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, right. So the denim vest video. Uhh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Was it the one where you were like, trying to play it like you didn't actually have autism, and it was kind of all a prank, and it was all a troll or something like that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I recall a video like that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Well, I'm going to say, I guess it could be interpreted as that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Very well. Other than that, I will ask you: You mentioned, he got married. Uh... How old, about, was he?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... I don't know. About–Umm... early to mid-thirties.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right. So, he– his Love Quest came to an end... You could say.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Pretty much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's a happy ending for the Magic Potion Man, I suppose.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sniggers''] Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> ===The Man in the Pickle Suit (21:58-22:39)===<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Did you–did you ever end up meeting the– [''vengeful voice''] ''THAT DAMN PICKLE-SUITED MAN'' again?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''nonchalantly''] No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; No? You mentioned once to me that you met him one more time outside of the pickle suit.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh wait. Yes I did. Umm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; May have one more time. Uhh... I kinda put it in the back–in the back of memory, I'm afraid. So, that's–I really did not remember until you said something there just now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, okay. So, can you kind of recall how you met him? Any interesting details?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ummm... No, it's hard to recollect right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Uhh... Very well.<br /> <br /> ===Japan (22:39-23:53)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyway. So, I suppose we should move on a little bit to some other things. Uh, I'll ask you a quick–uh.... as I call it, a Lightning Round of questions. And then–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; –We will play a game of–I'm not sure if you're familiar with it, but it's called ''Fuck, Marry, Kill'' – it's very fun. You know the game?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'll introduce you to it. All right. Let's just ask you some questions then. Please give relatively short answers to these questions. If you wanna elaborate, you can, but let's keep it, like relatively down. All right. So–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you like [[anime]], Chris?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [[Japanophilia|Yes]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Which anime do you like?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I like ''[[Excel Saga]]'', ''Steel Angel Kurumi'', ''Cowboy Bebop'', Sha–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Which anime would you recommend people watch?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh. Definitely ''Nana''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; ''Nana''?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The story–yeah, the anime with the [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|two girls who became roommates]]. Both named Nana.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Interesting. All right. When did you realize you were [[transgender]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; About uhh... June of... About [[June 2014|June of 2014]]. Late in that month.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> ===A-Logs and Jobs (23:53-26:24)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Now, we've talked about the trolls, we've talked about all of the horrible things they've done. There's also a lot of ''good'' things the trolls have done. I hope you realize that the trolls display a fondness of you – that's why they kind of–that's why they try to be a part of your life, Chris. They like you, they are interested, they are fascinated in you. So, it's not... Not all trolls are bad, I hope you realize.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... Yeah, I had the realization of not all people in a bad labelled community are bad individually.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. But, I suppose if you, like the people you call trolls, I suppose, are the ones who would try to harm you. So, I suppose those trolls are bad. That's like, in the community, that's what we called [[A-Logging|A-Logs]]. A-...Logs – who try to harm what we call &quot;lolcows&quot;, who are people who kind of, like eccentric internet individuals like you, Chris. Ummm... And these people–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; –Are looked down upon, because they–because it's seen as a bad thing to try to harm someone, you know?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. So, I hope you realize that communities, they do look down upon [''unintelligible''] attempt at harming you, Chris. That's not their po–that's not what they want. They want you–I actually think they want you to...To have a good life in the end. I think they want you to take responsibility for yourself, and maybe [[Chris and work|get a job]], and [[Chris and business|try to make money for yourself]], and get a good life and everything like that. I suppose [[Stress|it's hard]]. We had a talk before, where you mentioned the fact that... If you–like most jobs these days, they google someone's name. And I have a hard time believing that any reasonable job would hire someone after googling &quot;Christian Weston Chandler.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, yeah. Pretty much. But aside from that, there's other individual, respective... Uhh... This and thats, that just makes it that more difficult to get a job anywhere, pretty much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Uh... Chris, you've obviously been through a lot. You do have autism – you are high-functionally autistic. Umm... Have you considered getting a more, like permanent type of therapy... Help, so to say?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmmm... No. I think I'm at a good place in my life, where I wouldn't need constant therapy in regards of my autism.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Of course.<br /> <br /> ===Dose of reality (26:24-27:30)===<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I just wanted you to know, Chris, that, of course, ''Sonichu'' is a franchise, and that can be monetized, as we've talked about before. You can sell merchandise, you can sell the comics.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; The likelihood–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; –of it earning you a permanent living. Even if you can like earn a permanent living for a–like, not a permanent living, but, even if you can earn a living salary for a while. It's not likely to keep going. Like, I–for example, my comics: I make comics for Lion Webtoon, which is a South Korean company. Now, they pay me very handsomely, and that's what I'm living off. But, I also know that, even with the best comic, even if–even some of the more famous comics in the world, you're not going to be able to live off them forever. Do you have any long term plan, in case that doesn't–in case ''Sonichu'' stops giving money?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... Not really. Just, I pretty much go with the flow.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Very well.<br /> <br /> ===Barb (27:30-30:55)===<br /> [[File:Snorlax1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|In [[August 2018]], Chris would capitalize on the Snorlax meme by [[2018 Sales Listings#Barbara Chandler Autographed Snorlax Plush - Chris Chan|offering a limited edition Barbara Chandler signed Snorlax plushie]].]]<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; You uploaded about two-three months ago, a [[We need immediate funds, please|video]] of [[Barbara Chandler]], your mother, your dear mother, asking for donations for food. In this video she was–she looked a bit ''off'', and she kind of stared into the camera in a slight confused way, and I think it made a lot of people concerned that Barbara wasn't doing very well. Could you–is Barbara all right?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, she's all right. She's just... Old. She just turned 76 years old – day before yesterday.&lt;ref&gt;This would date the interview as 3 October; however, this contradicts Merryweather's given date of 4 October.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Umm... Now I don't want to be mean, and kind of bring troll content to you, Chris. But, I feel like I should mention it, just because it's relevant to what I'm going to ask next. And, don't worry, we'll get back to the fun questions. I just want to make sure I get the right questions also answered, so we can go back to having fun afterwards. I hope that's all right with you, Christine.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Your mother, Barbara Chandler, back in the day, back in the wacky troll–uhh... Your–back in the days of your epic battles against the trolls. Umm... She was, kind of lovingly, also a little bit jokingly, referred to as &quot;Snorlax&quot;, because in a lot of your videos, she was–she was a little bit of a heavyset woman back then. Umm... She's lost a lot of weight since, hasn't she?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; You've–You've been the doctor and have it checked out?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... Yes. My mom has been, and she's had–she's been put on a meal replacement milkshake, recently. She's been doing better after that, but... Really we were able to eat better because my late father was able to help us out while he was alive.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh... Well... God bless his soul, I supp–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Plus, in both of their younger days—both my mom and my dad—did do their share of cooking, and they made pretty good meals now and then.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... A person I've been talking about a bit—he's been helping me out with some stuff—Uhh... Mister Metokur. He asked me to ask you this question, and it's a question that's been on a lot of people's minds. Umm... If Barbara Chandler, an–and I hope this doesn't happen for a long time, I hope you realize, Chris. [[Chris_and_death#Barbara_Chandler_.281941.E2.80.93202.3F.29|If Barbara Chandler would happen to pass away]], and you will be alone in your house, what do you have for plans in that case? What's your idea – what happens then?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I really have none.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; No... I hope you realize that's a bit worrying.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''seemingly unfazed''] Well... I worry myself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Well, I personally hope that you will get a plan and things will turn out fine. Like, my–my personal Christory dream is for you to live comfortably 'til [[Chris_and_death#Chris_himself_.281982.E2.80.9320.3F.3F.29|your day's end]]. For you to, [[2027|in ten years]], look back upon your epic battles with the trolls, your crazy internet antics, all them memes, and all of the fun that people have had about you, and look at back at that, and not be upset by it, but rather laugh at it, and have fun with it. Because–<br /> <br /> ===Jessica Quinn and DoopieDoOver (30:55-33:11)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Yeah. Well, I think my life is shaping up, especially with my [[Jessica Quinn|girlfriend–sweetheart]] – not going to mention her name right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But those who do know, know who she is. But anyway, we have a good thing going on, and... It's just... She–I think she's gonna be a big help to me and my mother... In the longer run.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Very well...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] And I just–I just thank God everyday that she's in my life. I just... Really appreciative of her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... Your girlfriend, also [[Jessica_Quinn#First_breakup|got a bit upset with you on Facebook]], suddenly. Uhh... Can you tell us a bit about what happened there?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, yeah. That was in referen–in reference to... What happened when... Uh... [[DoopieDoOver]] [[DoopieDoOver#Shot_down|blocked me]]. And, I was obsessive about that...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you do agree you were a bit obsessive about DoopieDoOver?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, yes. I was obsessive, because... I did not like being blocked by others – be it [[TF2 Analysis|person]] or [[The GAMe PLACe|place]], blocked or banned. [''pauses''] But, I made a promise, I made a promise to my sweetie that... I would not be obsessive over all that and... Ties with Doopie... You know, stopped following her on YouTube and even [[Tumblr]] – I have a Tumblr account, but not tr–it's not in so much popular use right now. But anyway: Disconnected the ties with her and... I'm not obsessing.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. That's good to know.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, made the move for the better, because I value my sweetie more than... Th–than... This [[Planet Dolan]] actress, who obviously was [[Darling|not liking me so much]], and at one point, [[Doopie E-mails|was a troll herself]], but I had forgiven her on that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Well, I suppose that's a healthy realization to have, Chris.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; And that, she did–she was not quite happy.<br /> <br /> ===Sonichu 12 (33:11-35:06)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... Anyway. Uh... Moving on a little bit. There is... Uhh... ''Sonichu'' is starting up again now. You've been drawing, I believe it was Episode 12?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah [[Sonichu 12|Book 12]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Book 12. And there's a–there's a [[SLGBTQ|Pride Festival]] in Book 12.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. I have finished that–I have finished that episode in completion. I'm finishing up the [[Sonichu_12#Episode_24.2C_Part_2:_The_Clip_Show:_Catching_Up|Clip Show episode]], where right now, the current clip is where Rosey had gained some weight while in the hospital.<br /> <br /> [''everyone speaks at once'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Tell us about that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; –Exactly with–with that one?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... Bit inspired with my sweetie, but definitely in ret–in history, with Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of CWCville, 'cause I have the links. I have the psychic links to my characters and the city. So–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I get the direct [[Twitch|streaming]] in my noggin. I don't call me–call me crazy if you want to, but it's true, it's there – my psychic powers. But anyway, yeah, she had gone to the hospital, after breaking both her legs, she gained some weight. And, after being surprised, Sonichu actually found a fascination in her... [[Obesity|Squishy tummy]]! Heh. So, she kept that up for a while.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And–and, spoiler alert: After a nightmare Sonichu does have and share it with Rosey, she had co–she had come out to him that she had been thinking about it [''pauses''] for quite a while. And while, she did enjoy her freedom of eating a lot, eating as much as she'd like, and what not, she felt constricted, felt limited, with all that weight weighing her down. So, she was–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, she had decided where he liked or not to start losing the weight, but [[Women's rights|she had to tell him first]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''amused''] Okay. I see.<br /> <br /> ===Future villains (35:06-36:25)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyway, Christine. I just want to move on a little bit and ask some questions. Is that all right?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right. As I mentioned, ''Sonichu'''s starting up again. A big kind of thing about the ''Sonichu'' comic is the villains. Like, I'm–I really like the villains. I like... Uhh... That's the thing I like about watching the ''Batman'' movies and reading the ''Batman'' comics. I like the villains and their motivations. And, I think one of the more interesting things about the ''Sonichu'' comic is, as mentioned, the villains. Uhh... So, do you have any plans for any new, interesting villains, or it mainly just bringing back old villains?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhhh... There act–there will be some new villains, but mainly it's going to be centered around where the leader is Count Graduon. Uh... Currently... In these books rights now, being possessing and repairing the [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Metal_Sonichu|Metal Sonichu]] body. But, he does find a possessed body that, in amongst the [[Jerkops]], that very closely resembles to how he used to look back when his living days – way back in the 1500s, let's say. The medieval days. So, he swaps ou–he swaps out from the Metal Sonichu, and [[Spirit possession|puts himself into that new body]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Very well.<br /> <br /> ===BronyCon (36:24-38:03)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I just want to ask you another question: Could you tell us a bit about [[BronyCon 2017|BronyCon]], Chris?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''perks up''] Oh, yes. It was awesome. I had an awesome weekend. I met so–I met quite a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|number of fans]] who actually approach–recognized and approached me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; –Kindly. And it was. And they were very sincere, and I've just–I really appreciate that. It made me feel a whole lot better about myself and everything.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Have you ever considered doing a [[MAGfest#The_Christory_of_Sonichu_panel|real life meetup for your fans]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... That would be quite a setup, but might be possible. I'd be possible at [[BronyCon 2018|next year's BronyCon]] in Baltimare.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. You know, I–I–I could fly over. I have some [[Niggos|big black guys]] to [[Guard Dogs|guard you]] – so nobody messes with you. [''Chris laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] Make sure to break their arms if they try screaming to lay at you. [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I doubt that's necessary because BronyCon, in its strict rule policy, and they have their own guards everywhere.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; BronyCon is a safe space.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Are they ''big black guards''? [''Easy-K laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unamused''] No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughing''] You did show [''unintelligible'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; There might be some big black guys in there, I don't know. Pfft [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, ''I absolutely love big black guys'' [''Easy laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, jeez. [[Homos|Why don't you go marry one]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ohh... [''Chris laughs''] I would be too much like [[Wikipedia:Milo Yiannopoulos|Milo Yiannopoulos]] if I did that. [''Easy laughs''] He's marrying a big black guy. Uhh... [''laughs''] Okay. As if the gay rumors aren't enough. Anyway... [''cannot control laughing''] Uhh... I suppose we move on a little bit.<br /> <br /> ===Fuck, Marry, Kill (38:03-42:26)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... Chris. Let's play a game of ''Fuck, Marry, Kill''. All right. Uh... You–I–it's kind of a party game. So, I–I guess you haven't really had a chance to play it. It's not something you do in high school. Umm... So, Chris. I will mention three people. And, here's the rules: You have to [[Chris and sex|fuck one]], you have to [[Polyamorous marriage|marry one]], and you have to [[Death threats|kill one]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... Do I get a brief bio of each of these people?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... Yeah. But, it'll probably be people you know, to be honest. Umm... So, I'll mention three people, and you'll just let me know, all right?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So. Okay, so. Let's start off with [[Barack Obama]], Hillary Clinton, and [[Pmurt|Donald J. Trump]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, there's an–that's an obvious one. I'd... I'd have sex with Hillary Clinton.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... Let's see. Oh. Well, let me swap that. I'd marry Hillary Clinton and, [''reluctantly''] okay, I'll ffff- [''hesitates''] I'll flay[''?''] with Barack Obama, and [[Pmurt#Death threats|I would kill Donald Trump]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Yeah, you don't like Trump very much, do you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I do not.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. Is it mainly based on things you've heard about him from your friends – your new friends in the LGBT community?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... More or–but–more or less, I had watched the political debates before the election—all three of them—and, I could saw–see it from a mile away, that he was an obvious... narcissist, or [''mumbling''] the psycholo–the psychologists have coined a phrase, he is a &quot;malignic [''sic''] narcissist&quot;. And his actions since he came into office have definitely reflected all of that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I see. All right. Well, let's not get too into politics. Uh... Are you familiar with [[Wikipedia:Anita Sarkeesian|Anita Sarkeesian]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. Okay. Do you remember [[Wikipedia:Gamergate controversy|Gamergate]]? Remember, I told you about Gamergate?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Back in [[2014]]? Umm... Yeah, anyway. Remember, I told you when you made a post about Gamergate. Uhh.. About them harassing people and stuff like that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm... I think I remember.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Uhhh... Well, you... Like, Anita Sarkeesian is one of the main people who took part in Gamergate. She's a feminist critic. And she claims, allegedly, that people sent her death threats for being a feminist critic. There's also the people on the Gamergate side that believe Anita Sarkeesian's critiques of games are very unfair. Uhh... She will, like... That's a whole thing, but yeah, she–I suggest checking her out. It would be interesting to hear your opinion on her. Uhh... Easy, do we have a ''Fuck, Marry, Kill'' list for Chris? I can't really think of any–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Aw, man. You–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I can't bring up the social justice warriors.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; You can't bring up the social ju–Uhh... Okay. Uh, let's try this. Let's try – and you can say no to this: Umm... [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog#Amy_Rose|Amy Rose]], Rosechu, or uhh–oh, what's her face? Oh, what was the one character? Mary Lee Walsh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, jeez. None are–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] This is the young version [''Chris chuckles''] <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; The young–the young Mary Lee Wal–the young, hot Mary Lee Walsh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; The beautiful.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; In her better days.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... Well, I don't wanna take her away from Sonichu, so I'll just have a little fuck around with Rose–with Rosey, I'm sorry. [''everyone laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're so kind, Chris!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I guess... Okay. Well, and then I guess I'd... Would have a marital crush on Amy Rose.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And... And, yeah, kill off Slaweel Ryam.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh... That's a shame.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well... [''laughs''] I–well I–then again you are stealing her from Sonichu. Uhh... No, I mean [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]. [''Chris laughs raucously'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Like I said–like I said, he would marry her.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Then again–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Whoa!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; –it's better than killing her, I suppose... [''long pause''] Amy Rose. [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> ===Cakefarts (42:26-43:50)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyway. Uhh... Let's see. Do we have anything else? Oh, right. Umm... Just a brief moment. Chris, what's your biggest regret?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm... Biggest regret... Yeah, albeit seemingly minor, I'd have to say my biggest regret was when one of my [''mispronounces''] [[Jackie|theoretical exes]] told me that she was fascinated with [[Cakefarts]], and I paid $11 for this beautiful chocolate cake from [[Walmart]] that I had actually cut and eat a piece out of beforehand. And, well... I sat bare ass on the cake. And, after that, it was remai–not–it was made not edible, and then I end up having to trash the–that remaining cake that I'd sat on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''shocked''] Jeez...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''flabbergasted''] Uhh... I mean... [''sniggers'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well that–thats, I'm sorry to hear that. Uh, it seems like–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Sorry about the cake, man. [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; That–that–that's–that's a shame. [''contains amusement''] Um... Well. Uh, how much did it cost–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; R.I.P. that cake [''sniggers'']. [''long pause''] Uh, I had some questions.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Chris? Oh, hold on–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; –Is Chris still there?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I'm still here.<br /> <br /> ===The Two Donalds (43:50-46:25)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. I suppose Easy has a few questions now. Go ahead, Easy.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes! Uh... Yes, Christine. Um... Could you give me your best [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Donald Duck impersonation''] I LIKE TO SING, YEAH. [[Wikipedia:I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)|TEACH THE WORLD TO SING IN PERFECT HARMONY]]. BA BA BA. BA-BA BA BA. I'M DAFFY DUCK. I WANT TO [''unintelligible'']. [''normal voice''] Sufferin' succotash!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] Okay... [''laughs''] That was great. I'm glad you did that. [''Chris laughs''] Okay. Apparently, I don't know about this – this is just something that somebody told me. But, apparently there's been all these articles saying that you've died. Uh... What's up with that? You're alive, right? I'm pretty sure.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm alive. I'm alive–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; –Kicking, breathing.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's fake news!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Fake news.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Fake news!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; &lt;nowiki&gt;#FakeNews&lt;/nowiki&gt;.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Fake news, as registered by Donald Trump!<br /> <br /> [''Merryweather and Easy laugh'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, Chris. Do you know about the people–ah, oh sorry. I'll–like I just need to quickly ask this.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you know about the people who like, send a million responses to every single tweet that Donald Trump sends? [''Chris guffaws''] Like, they sit down and then they write a long chain of responses to Donald Trump. Like, just critiquing everything he says – even the slightest detail.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even though, he's like gonna not read ''any'' of them.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Pretty much. It's a bit pointless [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You know what? Pretty much, his... Vying for attention, he sure is a lot getting it. He is the ULTIMATE INTERNET, CYBERBULLYING, TROLLING STUPID PRESIDENT that's bringing this country down.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Have you–have you considered making one of those chain responses to–I'm sure everyone would love to vote you to the top, so you will be–you will forever be below the President of the United State in one o–in the United States in one of his tweets. Just a response from Christia–Christine Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Huh. Well, I don't know about making a chain response. But, if he did end up tweeting something [[Monthly tugboat|I really objected]], and I did actually make a comment against him about a few...A few set of comics, I don't remember exactly what I said. But, if you wanna go find that, then you can tweet that up to the top.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Merry and Easy laugh''] I see. Well, maybe we can– [''laughs''] maybe if Donald Trump tweets that [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonichu's arms are blue]].<br /> <br /> ===Gaming (46:25-50:58)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; I was just about to ask that! I was just to ask about Sonic's arms. Why are Sonic's arms blue and not the color of human skin?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know why. That was at the decision of [[Sega]], and their designers when they did the ''Sonic Boom'' da–games. It ''did'' trigger me back then, but eventually I gotten used to it. So [''blows raspberry'']. [''sighs''] Plus–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; You had a pretty big issue.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, it was a big issue at the time. And, I definitely was very verbal and protesting about it, as I was – no doubt. Um... Actually, you know what. Actually, you know what. I take back my greatest regret about the cakefart, and I wanna [[Card games|swap it out]] for prote–for this useless protest against Sonic's arms, because it just... It ended up with [[26 December 2014|somebody getting maced]], and I ended up getting [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned from multiple places]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's a shame. At least you can still buy, like download games online.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Game shops. They're overrated, man. You got [[Steam]] – you're good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well. I don't play Steam. So...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''surprised''] Really? You don't have a Steam account?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have a Steam account. Somebody gifted me uh... ''Portal''. On Steam, I think.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Good game. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But, I nev–but I never actually played it on Steam. I mean, I accessed the account, I redeemed the code, but it's like umm... I don't really–I never actually gotten big into the keyboard control scheme. I mainly prefer the analog controllers.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right. Uh, so you are more–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''continues over Merry''] And that–and that's–and that's–and that's aside from where I could hook one USB-wise to the laptop.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. So, you're more of a console person. You prefer consoles. You of course, famously [[The MovingFoward videos|destroyed your PlayStation]]. Can you tell us a bit about that? There was that one time when you decided to destroy your PlayStation.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, boy. Pffft. Well, first off, let me finish the–my thought on the computer gaming–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because, I've also played ''Minecraft'' and that was good. I was able to adept to that fairly well on the computer. And I did try the console version and that kind of was lack–that definitely, aside from it lacking in content. But, the control – that was kind of like hard to get used to compared to the laptop scheme. I know I might sound [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when I don't play most PC games, and yet I can play PC ''Minecraft'' better.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's the better version. It's just the better game.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's endless. All right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, yes. Of course, you're more of a console sort of person, Chris, right? You–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; You infamously destroyed your PlayStation, I believe it was. Your PlayStation 3. Uh... And–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Which resulted in [[Fridays After Five|you being spotted]] in many, like real life location and events. Umm... You decided to be more in real life than in the game. Can you tell us a bit about what happened there? Because, you sort of [[Saga#First_Exile_.2820_March_2010_-_29_August_2010.29|quit the internet]]. Uhh... A not a lot of things about you are known about that period.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Okay. Well, lemme–lemme get onto answering the question. Umm... A theoretical ex that I was talking with at the time was like, &quot;Ey, you're [''stammers'']. There's somebody that actually's gonna pay you to... Pay you like a few hundred bucks to actually destroy this thing. So, why not? Destroy it. See if you get the money.&quot;<br /> <br /> And obviously I destroyed the console, but I kept the inter–I kept the HDD. So, I could put that the replacement PlayStation 3 I was gonna get, regardless. So, obviously it was a joke thing, but–and obviously I never got paid for destroying the first one. So–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''continues''] Whoopity whoa! That– [''someone sniggers''] that–that was–I backfire. An epic fail. But, I better just be like, &quot;Ey. They won't be able to destroy this thing. Here it go – I destroyed it!&quot;<br /> <br /> But I ended up replacing it, because I still was a gamer.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Of course.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; A nerd and a gamer.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; We never really quit games, do we Chris?<br /> <br /> ===Following a pedofork on Twitter (50:58-53:08)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... Anyway. You followed a specific person on Twitter, called [[Shadman]]. Can you tell us about why you followed him?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, shoot. Uh... When was this?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; A bit ago, I think. A bit ago.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm... Shad–ohhh. Ah, I think that was a reference to the Documentary?&lt;ref&gt;Chris is likely confusing the name with [[Sachumo]], the creator the 2015 documentary.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; It was? Uh... It–like, Shadbase is a person, Shadman. It's an artist. He draws so very edgy, kind of pornographic artwork.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, wait. Now I 'member. He–it was for a... [''stammering''] appropriately th–Uh... Thank the artist who drew the original... Fan comic of ''Days of Our Hogs'' or ''Wish You Were Hare'' – the parody of the Sonichu and Rosechu wedding. Um, but it turns out it wasn't Shadwell. I found the cover that he played off of my [[:Category:Sonichu 0 Cover Parodies|Book 0 cover]]. That–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; –Actually was Joe Crayon. So then... So, this–like could be like the one little lying joke after you see the big wedding – the big page of the wedding, where Sonichu and Rosechu are kissing, just like in the piece I did a few years ago. Except now, this little purple-sweatered rabbit in there. Because, there was a purple-sweatered ''wabbit'' in this fan comic, that had lost his food, and apparently, Sonichu ge–had this lucky rabbit's foot, and it was that rabbit's foot. And, obviously.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''continues''] So then, that's goes to Sonichu saying, &quot;Despite what Joe Crayon would have you believe, no rabbits were ever harmed before, during or after the wedding.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right. So–so, you followed Shadman because you thought he had drawn, was it someone who told you he had drawn that comic?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. It was a response on uh, Twitter after I asked &quot;Who drew this?&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; And then people said, &quot;Shadbase.&quot;?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Sorry, it was Joe Crayon<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''simultaneously with Chris''] I think it's quite funny [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> ===Carlos Chantor (53:08-54:14)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; All right, Chris.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Very well. Uh, so...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; What–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Just a mistake. All right. Uh, Chris. I want to go into also–uh, oh, quickly. Do you have any questions, Easy?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes! All right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Go ahead.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; What can you tell me about [[Carlos Chantor]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh... Jeez. That was a pitiful–that was a pitiful moment in my life. Just a made up persona, just so I could try to... Try and obviously fail. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Eh.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''[[Stress sigh]]''] Put myself out for... Sexual favors.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''tuts''] For a–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That never really panned out.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Never really made it as a gigolo? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Definitely not. And, I chickened out.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; I mean, hey–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; –And only person who actually called me about that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's probably for the best. I don't really see you as a avid gigolo. You–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Definitely not–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're too kind-hearted.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm more [[Chris and kindness|kind-hearted]] and better than that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah...<br /> <br /> ===What is the attraction? (54:14-58:46)===<br /> [[File:InternetDreamLoungeAvatar2.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Chris's ''Internet Dream Lounge'' avatars.]]<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, uhhh... Other than that, just want to ask, Chris: You are obviously more and more aware these days that you do have a sort of ironic kind of infamy around you and your comic. Why do you think, people, kind of, are so fascinated by specifically you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... I'm never really sure. But, I like to think among which, I actually was a victim of whole bunch of internet trolls and cyberbullies—the real actual bad people—and that I stood against them, the best as I was able to. And, while I was down and out for a while, I definitely made a rebound and came back around. So, I like to think that it's because this is a person, who having a [[Autism|mental handicap]]—though ''[[Honor roll|high-functioning]]''—was actually able to stand up and continue onward, despite all these bullies just picking on tha–on this person.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. So, in a way, you do agree that it is the reactions to the trolls, that is the reason why that kind of separates you from–because now, people like DarksydePhil and Andrew Dobson, who carry the same title as you, within these online communities, which is called &quot;lolcow&quot;. Are you aware of that term, Chris?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. I am aware of ''lolcow''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. I suppose, a lot of people might be a bit upset at me for kind of breaking the [[fourth wall]] in telling you about this, because it's kind of like–uhh... It's kind of like ''[[Star Trek]]'', you know. You're not supposed to tell the people– [''laughs''] like the people that you are serving, you're not supposed to let them know, but there you go. The–There are people who carry this title of lolcows well, who are not... They–people aren't fascinated by them, they hate them. Andrew Dobson, DarksydePhil – people despise these individuals. But, for you, it's more fondness. You are kind of the original lolcow. You are–people don't dislike you. They find sometimes that the things you do might be a bit unfair – the [[Financhu Crisis|donation requests]], Uh... The, kind of the–your Monthly Tugboat. Umm... There–I'm sure you un–like you must understand also why some people might find these things a little bit unfair.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Umm... In a ways. Uh... X number of times, I was meaning to be comical, but then, they remain times, or which I believe was most of the time, I would say that I was trying to be more serious. And–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; –I might have been misunderstood, and they made the memes out of me. And, that's where one portion of my misinterpretation of... Uh... Rather, these people are being kind and sincere, or these people are being bullying and sarcastic.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Well, there i–there is, um... I just want to tell you, Chris, that I believe personally, I believe that the reason why you're such a fascinating person is because, we all have a [[Pregnant Act|little bit of you inside of us]]. There is–there–like, inside all of us, there's... There's a Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Because, most of us also dislike adult responsibilities. Most of us would prefer to sit and play PlayStation, and relax and enjoy our time, without having to go to school, or go study at the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|university]], or go to [[Wendy's|work]] every single day. It's a drag, it's a–like, people would prefer to sit and play with [[Legos]], and people would prefer to make a comic, and kind of draw with crayons, and–like, people loved their childhoods, and a lot of people hate their adults–uhh... Adulthoods. Uhh... And that's why you're fascinating, because you are, sort of, what happened to the average millennial when that person just said, &quot;No. I'm just not gonna–I'm just not gonna grow up.&quot;<br /> <br /> And that is understandable from your side in a way, because as you've mentioned, you cannot actually get a job that easily, you cannot actually move on that easily.<br /> <br /> ===Jobs (58:46-1:02:19)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; You have a [[CADD|limited college degree]], from what I understand?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... More or less. It's a–was a degree in a Bachelor's Certificate for Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. Umm... But also, want to comment that while it may appear, and only appear that I'm–might be shirking responsibilities, and trying to be like a permanent, ''not growing up'' type of thing, that is never the case, because, I actually continue to grow up, in my mind and emotionally, despite any–despite what other people may think from, what they might see from me, here and there, might joke around a little bit, yadda yadda yadda.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Of–of course, you–I'm not saying you haven't grown up, Chris. I think most people who have followed you will agree that you have matured in many ways. Umm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Thank you. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Would you ever–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But anyway, I did have my own share of responsibilities around the household anyway, between helping my father in his later age, and helping my mother, and doing a whole bunch of [[I AM STRONG|heavy lifting]] and whatnot, here and there in the household. And definitely, more piled upon me after my father passed on. I had a whole lot to do around here, aside from my passion of my book series, and all that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Of course. It wasn't meant to be a–degradatory, I'm sorry. [[English]] is not my first language. It wasn't meant to be rude towards you, that I asked that, Chris. Umm... I do want to follow up and ask: If you were able to get a job, would you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Would you agree to work, uh... like, at least a few hours a day?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... I'm gonna say maybe. But I'm not 100% – at least, not right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I hope you realize, it's not–like, I only have your best interests in mind, Chris. It's not gonna get easier. You need, like even if you doing ''Sonichu'' and your monthly tugboat can kind of carry you towards the end of the month, even if that's the case, you do need a backup. You do need something that you can kind of depend on, other than that, and...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm not–I'm not the person to pressure on that, Chris. I just want to let you know, and I'm sure you are aware. A lot of people have like told you already.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I am aware. It's just... I don't–I don't know. It's–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's a bit hard.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's just quite–it is quite a real burden to bear.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; No–well, yes. Like... I don't like to work either. I worked as a phone salesman for about six months, and I hated a lot of it. I had fun, I had some great moments. Uh... But I also hated a lot of it. I prefer doing my comic job, but... Even the most talented comic artist in the world is not likely gonna be able to live off doing his book series forever, because we're not always gonna have a series, we're not always gonna have a web series, we're not always gonna have projects to work on. These kinds of things are an art, so one must have something else also. Umm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> ===Christory Videos (1:02:19-1:06:05)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Anyway. Uh, moving on a little bit. Does–have you–you've–you've obviously watched the documentary and you came out with a [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#Opinion_on_Sachumo.27s_CWC_Documentary|long Facebook post about it]]. Would you like to tell us a little bit about... Uh, what you thought of the Sachumo documentary... About your life?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I thought about when it came to like the [[Mathematics|first 50-55%]] of the documentary, where it was more about my... Younger days. Like you know, pre-[[2004]], let's say. And then, it came into–and then they started going into where... Uh... This–where this happened, that happened, where and uh... They mainly put up a... Just put up a bunch of my videos, and I sai–and I said this and that, and... Uh... It just end up being cringeworthy to me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I see.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And... I just... It was too much. I could only listen to it. I did not watch it, I listened to it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, a lot of the older videos of you, they–you consider them kind of cringeworthy?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; I suppose that's accurate, a bit. Uh, do you recall the one where you were [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|screaming at people to get them to remove images of your house from the internet]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, that was part of that. That an–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That was... One of my–That was... One of my cringes there, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. So–well... I hope you–I hope you know that a lot of people find it kind of funny in a–in a light-hearted way, that you were so passionate about it – passionate about getting these things off the internet. But, I suppose it can be cringey, like most people cringe when they look back at old recordings of themselves, I suppose. Yours, while you were kind of battling the trolls, they might be a little bit more cringey for you than the rest of us, who just use to seeing get old – Chris-Chan. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Anyway, Uhh... Suppose, I–how about the [[Ben Saint]] documentary. A man named Ben Saint, who is obviously very learned in facts about your life, he made a full lecture called ''[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI Sonichu 101]''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yeah. I've watched part of that. I haven't watched the whole thing yet. I started watching it after I finished up watching the Documentary. I, like, watched like the first 15 minutes or so of it. I... Am planning on watching the remainder, I just hadn't gotten around to it yet.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ben Saints – get on the show, we want to talk to you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Heh. Yeah, I'm gonna say for–I'm gonna say to Ben: Yeah, from what I've seen so far, it was a good show. And, also like to bring up Sachumo's teacher, who responded after the documentary. I like–I like to say that I liked his take–I liked his responses to the video as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. The uhh... The ones that Sachumo put, he put like little segments where he talked to one of his–I believe it was a psychology teacher.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... Yeah, but I'm talking about the [https://youtu.be/DDbRnQPQ_Fw 20 minute length video] where it was all about his teacher.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''unintelligible''] I didn't see that one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''simultaneously with Merry''] Yeah, it was him and his teacher sitting down and talking about the film.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's pretty interesting. I should watch that one, I suppose.<br /> <br /> [''Chris and Easy talk at once'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; It was mostly talking about the film.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're not aware of it! I made you aware of it! [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''chuckles''] All right.<br /> <br /> ===Sonichu the Animated Series (1:06:05-1:08:09)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, Chris. Before we started this interview, I linked you the song that we want to use for our ending of this episode, which is called the &quot;Sonichu Animated Opening&quot;. Have you seen all of it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, yes. I've watched the animation and I've listened to the whole song from its original author. I like it, very much. It's awesome.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Did you see the artwork?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I liked the artwork too. That was one of my favorite art–art from amongst what I found. [''unintellgible''] of that comic book segment, I–no, I don't 'member wh–the name of that artist. But, I liked the style. [''brief sigh''] I thought there was one thing I would correct, I would correct Sonichu's shoes – there's not single white striped, they're the two brown stripes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Aside from that, I di–I did like the–and uh...I did like the dress he put on Rosechu. And again, right there, her chee–she does not have yellow cheeks.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Uh, have you–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Aside from that, I like–I liked his drawing style.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good. Yeah, it's actually a very high quality kind of thing. It's a little bit sad about the image quality in some other ways – this animated opening, but it's very high quality. Have you seen any of, uh–we mentioned, of course, the [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu Animated Series]]. You mentioned you haven't seen it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Have you considered? Because, there's obviously all of this kind of high quality content that was created around the kind of troll culture that where fascination–with fascination of Chris-Chan – your persona online. Have you considered maybe doing like a weekly review of some of the things?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm... That had not come across my mind. I might consider it, but not at this time right now. 'Cause, I got–I got a whole bunch of other things on my plate.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Very well. Uh, I suppose, uhhh... Don't really have much else to ask you.<br /> <br /> ===Liquid Chris (1:08:09-1:10:23)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, Chris. Tell me. Um... Whatever happened to the &quot;[[Liquid Chris|Impostor in Brown]]&quot;?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [[Godbear|Lord]] knows.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Lord knows. Uh...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't–I don't.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; You don't. Well. You–did you ever hear from him after everything that happened?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, the people who don't know what I'm talking about, the &quot;Imposter in Brown&quot; and uh... I–I've been asked by–well he did–he called himself Chris-Chan – like he called himself your name. Um... Which is, he was obviously a troll, of course. Uhh but–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''continues''] And, the kind of recurring joke was that you were [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and you stole his identity. Can–can you see it was a little bit funny in retrospective? I don't think anyone really believed that Chris.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, mildly.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mildly. You have some bad memories of it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Uh, just to correct everyone, it's–yeah, the name Ian Brandon Anderson was taken from... Yeah, I was quoting my mother's car's license plate, which that plate read &quot;I.B.A.&quot;...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''continues''] &quot;IBAWeston&quot;. &quot;''I be a Weston''&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] The Weston part was spelt, 'cause you've kind of a character limit, but it's just &quot;I be a...&quot; – &quot;I ''am'' a...&quot; <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; &quot;...Weston.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. Uh... That–that's actually interesting. So, that's kind of where the Ian Brandon Anderson thing came from.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah – a license plate.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; You seem a bit upset by that. They did kind of upset you, still to this day?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I don't–yeah, definitely do not like being addressed by that name, as it is not my name!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Of course not. I hope you realize–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And there's–and there's so much p–and there's so much better things to address me by than the–a license plate number.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] Okay, yeah. I can see that. Uh... That–That might–that might be true.<br /> <br /> ===Future comic villains again (1:10:23-1:12:27)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm...Anyway, Chris. Uh... I suppose, that's kind of it. To close off, I would like to ask you: Um... Is there anything that people ''don't'' know about you? Is there any piece of information that nobody has any idea about?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... There's bound to be bunches of pieces that's lodged in my memory–my subconscious—that can only be answered one at at time, as they are thought up or brought up. I mean, it's just I can't really say off the top of my head.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. So, uh, back in the day—just to close off everything—back in the day, you were... You would add troll, as I've mentioned several times, you would add evil characters based on people who brought you trouble in real life. If someone turns out to kind of cause you trouble in real life, in your current adult life, will you add them to the comic, or have you grown past that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I've grown past that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. So, any villains will not be based on real people from now on?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Pretty much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even the–even if trolls or something like that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, even trolls. Although, there is a later story arc pretty much, where Count Graduon actually controls all of the internet trolls and cyberbullies.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Will some of the old–sorry?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, everybody regardless, even the people who created like [[4chan]] or Anonymous. And, anybody who was or is an internet troll/cyberbully, they were under the control, even subtly, of Count Graduon.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Interesting. So, we will see some old faces, perhaps?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... Possibly.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Possibly<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''continues''] Out of retrospect.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Maybe, someone with [[Clyde Cash|guido hair]]?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... I don't know. We'll see.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay. We'll see. All right. <br /> <br /> ===Outro (1:12:27-1:16:25)===<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, do you have anything else you want to say, Chris-Chan?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mmm... I don't think so. Except, umm... Yeah, I got the new shop open. The older comic books are gonna be–are on [[Tapas]], and I'm still working on [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]. Support me on [[Patreon]], as I'll be closing in on the [[My Little Pony|special]] [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' 12-9]], focusing on my [[OC]] pony, Miss [[Night Star]], who has the power to open dimension portals, and see into other dimensions. [''assertively''] She can watch our YouTube videos. And actually visit those other dimensions.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Wonderful. Thank you for very much for doing the interview again, Chris. I'm very happy. Uh... Please, uh... No matter, whatever happens in your life, Chris, no matter what, you will always be an internet legend.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; The &quot;King of ''Cows''&quot;, as they say... [''realizes''] Oh–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The &quot;''Queen'' of ''Cows''&quot; [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, I'm sorry. Oh–<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Even that sounds like an insult, but it's like, I can mildly laugh at that 'cause I'm making that joke.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''chuckles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Listen...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But, I [''unintelligible''] to other people that we just offended by saying that, I definitely apologize on my part.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh... yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; But, let's say, I'll tell you what. Um... Let's say, instead of that, I'm the &quot;Queen&quot;... The &quot;Queen of Modern Laughter.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; The &quot;Queen of Modern Laughter.&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#AB2554&quot;&gt;'''Easy-K:'''&lt;/font&gt; Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman, the Queen of Modern Laughter, ladies and gentleman.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''guffaws'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Natalie Portman, or Christine Weston Chandler. Thank you very much for joining in. Do you wanna do a little bit, uh... Exit? Our podcast name is ''Internet Dream Lounge''. Do you wanna give us an exit?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. This has been ''ze'' [''[https://youtu.be/PGP0dZiAV-A Sonichu Cartoon theme plays]''] ''Internet Dream Lounge''. And you have been listening to Miss Christine Weston Chandler [''MLG airhorn censors Chris saying Merry's actual name''&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-10-cwc-podcast-interview.35059/post-2664186&lt;/ref&gt;] and Easygoing. Y'all have a great and safe day. Stay safe, well, love, freedom and peace!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#BE32B2&quot;&gt;'''Merryweather:'''&lt;/font&gt; Christine, uh, you just [[Dox|doxed]] me. [''laughs'']<br /> <br /> [''Everyone laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I did?<br /> <br /> [''Conversion fades out to music'']<br /> <br /> ==Analysis==<br /> The interview offers insight into Chris's [[Homos|sexual orientation]] and [[Chris and gender|gender identity]]. In the second (and published) recording of the interview, Chris adopts the name [[Wikipedia:Natalie Portman|Natalie Portman]] as a cue for his hosts to use his preferred gender pronouns. <br /> <br /> Merryweather introduces Chris to the game ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fuck-marry-kill Fuck, Marry, Kill]'', where the chosen person is given the name of three individuals, and has to decide on whom they would [[Chris and sex|have sex with]], [[Wedding Comic|marry]], and [[Death threat|kill]]. Presented with [[Barack Obama]], Hillary Clinton, and [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]], Chris is swift to choose Clinton and Trump to marry and [[Pmurt#Death threats|kill]], respectively. In spite of the nonconsequential nature of the game, Chris is [[Stress|hesitant]] to straight up say he would &quot;fuck Obama&quot;–opting instead for a [[Honest Content|tamer]] verb. Though Chris [[SLGBTQ|claims to embrace the LGBT culture]], Chris's discomfort may hint a [[Wikipedia:Freudian slip|Freudian slip]] on his attitude towards male homosexuality. In a second round, co-host Easy-K asks Chris to choose between [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Amy Rose|Amy Rose]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Fan art|young]] [[Mary Lee Walsh]], to which he selects to [[Bestiality|kill the human]].<br /> <br /> [[Chris and his ego|Chris's ego]] is prevalent in this interview. Optimistic for his [[Jessica Quinn#Second breakup|then]] relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris's sense of entitlement led him to expect Jessica will look after [[Barbara Chandler|his ailing mother]] ''in addition to'' himself. Despite [[Chris and socialization#Tara Strong|little recognition]] in the [[My Little Pony|Brony community]], Chris is confident he can [[Chris and money|ride the coattails]] of [[BronyCon]] 2018 by hosting a panel, based on the evidence that people approached him during his 2017 attendance. Chris later goes on to describe President Trump as a &quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|narcissist]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> In an unintentional throwback to the [[Father Call]], Chris once again claims that he has matured from his previous experiences, despite his life situation remaining [[Bedroom|relatively the same]] as it had [[2009|8 years prior]] (and beyond). Merryweather empathizes with Chris' struggle to find a job due to his reputation online; however, Chris [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|still]] cites his [[Chris_and_work#Chores|household chores]] as a plight equivalent to a 9 to 5 job.<br /> <br /> Chris also claims in the interview to have a &quot;[[Chris and reality|psychic link]]&quot; to his fictional characters, confirming that, despite years of opportunity for soul-searching and growth with his newfound transgender identity, he still adheres to his childlike belief that his characters really do exist in a plane of reality reminiscent of Toon Town from &quot;Who Framed Roger Rabbit?&quot; Interestingly, he prefaces this claim by saying &quot;I know this sounds crazy...&quot;, acknowledging an awareness that rational people don't think this way about imaginary electric hedgehogs.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] - the scrapped, original version of the interview<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[https://soundcloud.com/user-834122669/internet-dream-lounge-4-chris-chan Interview] via [https://soundcloud.com SoundCloud]<br /> *[https://sta.sh/2c5r7c5z6bo Artwork used in Interview video] via [https://sta.sh Sta.sh]<br /> <br /> {{BusinessList}}<br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Interview videos]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Magical_Man&diff=245994 2020-07-30T21:33:46Z

<p>Holdek: /* 2017 */ I don't think we need to mention unconfirmed claims</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Magical Man Potion.png|thumb|right|250px|Try try try to understand...]]<br /> In late [[February 2010]], Chris made several videos involving a unknown person codenamed the '''Magical Man''', most notably the [[Magical Man Potion]] video in which this man portrays Chris's alter ego. As one of a select few people to be filmed inside the Chandler household, and the only one outside of Chris's immediate family, this &quot;Magical Man&quot; has been the subject of intense speculation.<br /> <br /> This remains one of the more mysterious unanswered questions of the Chris-Chan saga. Originally it was believed that his appearance would herald the beginning of new epic misadventures for Chris, prompting heated speculation about his motives and plans. Since Magical Man never appeared again, the matter became completely trivial. However, since Chris's trolls have become [[autism|autistic]] by [[Toucher_and_Rich_Segment#Chris.27s_Response|gluing all of their attention to computers]], it's hard to let things go at that.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> His presence was first felt in Chris's [[Christian Love Day (video)|23 February address]] on the eve of [[Christian Love Day]]. Chris quotes from [[Wikipedia:Independence Day (film)|''Independence Day'']] and talks about an impending &quot;personal change,&quot; foreshadowing his next video. Chris would later deny knowing where the speech was copied from, claiming that it was written for him by his friend.&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]]: &quot;Well... I remember that movie, I saw it only once, and I did not know that those, that those lines came from that, that speech was actually written by a friend of mine.&quot;&lt;/ref&gt; At the time, though, there was no major indication of anything special going on. The video is of noticeably [[Chris and cinematography|higher quality]] than Chris's usual shit, and the camera is clearly being held by someone rather than being set in a fixed position, but a troll happening to notice these things might chalk it up to Chris wasting money on a new camera and getting [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] to hold it for him.<br /> <br /> The troll world collectively shit bricks, however, when Chris later uploaded [[Magical Man Potion]], a skit in which he plays a mad scientist who concocts a [[Wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|Jekyll and Hyde]]-style potion. Viewers expecting Chris's &quot;[[Wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|Buddy Love]]&quot; to just be [[Ian Brandon Anderson|himself in a shitty costume]] were astonished to see a rather handsome man, wearing [[Chris and fashion|similar clothes to Chris]] and quoting [[Wikipedia:Beetlejuice|''Beetlejuice'']]. That Chris could successfully recruit someone to appear in one of his videos, or that a troll could successfully infiltrate his [[Chris's room|''sanctum sanctorum'']], captivated the imaginations of trolls everywhere.<br /> <br /> A third video, [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]], saw Chris show his [[PS3]] menus to his mystery guest, who filmed the whole thing. Throughout the video the man tries to feign interest in every stupid thing Chris shows him, and he later begins panning around the room to get footage of the stuff plastered on Chris's walls.<br /> <br /> A few days later, Chris uploaded [[29 January 2010|an apology]] to Alec, and commented ''&quot;my friend had told me the truth of how my past words against Alec and [[Asperpedia|his crew]] were making me look like a troll. I banged my head against a wall in realization and embarassment right before I started that video.&quot;''&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu_Forum#There_was_zero_risk_of_serious_injury]]&lt;/ref&gt; This &quot;friend&quot; was quite possibly the mysterious visitor, to whom Chris probably babbled about those dang dirty [[troll]]s.<br /> <br /> ==Identity==<br /> Chris has received relatively normal guests on his eighteenth birthday&lt;ref&gt;[[My big 18th party]]&lt;/ref&gt;, so it's not impossible that trolls speculated that the Magical Man was a family member, [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church member]] or acquaintance who happened to bring a camera and let Chris use it. However, his interest in filming [[Chris's room]] may indicate his true motives as a field agent trying to go where no [[troll]] had gone before.<br /> <br /> In trying to make sense of the Magical Man, many quickly jumped to the conclusion that he had to be someone we've already heard of, such as [[Clyde Cash]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], or the various field agents who participated in [[Chris's Big Night Out]] or [[Rollin' and Trollin']]. On several occasions&lt;ref&gt;[[Brutal Legend Plus]]: Chris refers to [[Liquid Chris]] as his friend.&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC_Blog#14 March 2010]]: Chris lists [[Vivian Gee]] as one of his [[gal-pals]], in spite of their [[Death threats|past differences]].&lt;/ref&gt; Chris has forgiven and tried to befriend enemies when he thinks he has made them see reason, so it's not impossible.<br /> <br /> On 2 [[March 2010]], Chris announced that he had made peace with Alec and that Alec had given him an [[Asperchu medallion]],&lt;ref&gt;[[02 March 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; which is believed to be the same medallion the mystery guest wore in the potion video. This strengthened the case that the Magical Man was Alec, burying the hatchet with Chris in person. However, this was debunked when the 25 February phone conversation between Alec and Chris was released, in which their relationship is still quite chilly and Alec doesn't know what Chris did on his birthday. Most likely, Chris had received the medallion in the mail prior to his birthday, and it was totally unrelated to Magical Man until it came in handy as a prop for the transformation.<br /> <br /> On 10 [[February 2012]], nearly 15 days before the 25 February conversations began, evidence surfaced that a user on #sonichu, [[PodMonkey]], is the true Magical Man, citing a Skype log with [[Kacey]] as evidence.&lt;ref&gt;[http://pastebin.com/QFk7AxZE]&lt;/ref&gt; However, on the [[CWCki Forums]] the [[Man_in_the_Pickle_Suit#The_Jew_in_the_Pickle_Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]] denied that it was PodMonkey. Christorians continue to speculate on who he is. <br /> <br /> Whoever the Magical Man is, he most likely has chosen not to disclose his real information. If he is still active in the trolling community, he evidently has no interest in taking credit for his accomplishments or exploiting his relationship to Chris, perhaps deriving quiet satisfaction from his identity being the greatest unsolved mystery in Christory.<br /> <br /> ===2017===<br /> In [[September 2017]], internet personality Merryweathery secured an interview with Chris on his ''[[Internet Dream Lounge]]'' podcast. Opening up to [[Kiwi Farms]], Merryweather revealed that Chris had an &quot;interesting answer&quot; with regards to a question on the identity of the man:<br /> {{Quoteboxpurple|Chris remembered him, and had an interesting answer. We talked a lot about Chris' real life encounters with trolls, and some new information about the man in the pickle suit.<br /> <br /> I hope the interview wont be boring. We really tried our best. There are some slightly boring parts, but we'll try to slim it down to the best of our abilities.}}<br /> <br /> In the interview, Chris remarked that the Magical Man is a friend of one his [[Gal pal|gal pals]] ― he did not say which. When asked by Merryweathery, he stated that they were introduced as an attempt to get Chris comfortable with having [[JERKS|male]] friends. He also stated that the Magical Man is now a ''married man'', having married in his early 30s. Given this was after his appearance in Chris's videos, it can be assumed that he is around Chris's age. Chris added that he has not really kept in touch with him much since his marriage.<br /> <br /> During the events of [[Jessica Quinn#Second breakup|Jessica's breakup with Chris]], upset by [[Kim Wilson]]'s misunderstanding of the situation, Chris blurted out that Kim is the gal pal who knows Magical Man's identity.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Chris_vs_Kim_Wilson_Oct_2017.png|Jessica breakup conversation with Kim]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category: Chris's alter egos]][[Category: Trolls]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Magical_Man&diff=245993 2020-07-30T21:33:13Z

<p>Holdek: Reply</p> <hr /> <div>Just so you know, it can't have been Liquid due to Liquid's lack of left shoulder/difficulty using left arm. I don't know if it was that common an opinion, but it is completely impossible. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:14, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> : Personally I know it's not Liquid because he looks nothing like Liquid, but there's always going to be some idiot saying Liquid/Clyde/Alec/Vivian/whoever is a master of disguise. It really doesn't matter who he was, so I figured the article should stick to: Here's what we know, here's what we don't know, this is why people still talk about the guy. --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 15:12, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br /> :: Makes sense. I guess that will work. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:55, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> probably some random guy from church/young adult social group whose parents made him spend time with the friendly neighborhood handicapped birthday boy -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 14:57, 8 January 2011 (PST)<br /> <br /> Might be the camera guy from the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video. --[[User:Tepit|Tepit]] 19:41, 24 April 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> He's a guy called Podmonkey from #sonichu. [http://pastebin.com/QFk7AxZE] [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 04:00, 10 February 2012 (PST)<br /> <br /> So, there's this person going by the name of Taylor Moore, who just commented on a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsX3MRw31e0&amp;lc=z23gvb1xxsq5djlik04t1aokgwkbksdnfq11yejzoj2srk0h00410 fan video] of the [[Magical Man Potion]] video. He stated that he is the Magical Man in the video. Considering his comment (&quot;As the magical man, this was hilarious.&quot;), this indicates that he really is the Magical Man in the video. [[User:Makuchi|Makuchi]] 20:37, 2 December 2017 (PST)<br /> * It's a bit presumptive to take some random guy at his word with no confirmation. It's definitely worth noting considering no one else has claimed to be the Magical Man before, but his claim should be taken with a grain of salt. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 20:01, 3 December 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ::I don't think we need to mention unconfirmed claims. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 21:33, 30 July 2020 (UTC)</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=241639 2020-04-27T06:15:10Z

<p>Holdek: Cwckified</p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|On that, after the [[S-Chu Ball]]s broke apart and became our species’ Mega Stones, C-Chan (gonna shorten Christine Chan from here on) and her non-human form turned female, yet she still had the [[Male]] parts in her human form ([[Sonichu 11|“Sonichu” Book 11]]; mentioned in the clip show, part 1), She did the thing from between her ol’ [[Duck|cock]] and moving the [[navy|spunk]] into her [[Un-clit|vag]], and had to stay stuck in Sonichu form until [[Russel and Cynthia]] were born for a few weeks. After that, she went back to her human form, and she had to go through the similar quick process that Roberta went through, but the Estrogen was coming in quicker with C-Chan, since her alt-form was now female.<br /> |&quot;[[Sonichu]]&quot; on Twitter, describing the conception of Chris' Sonichu children.}}<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=241208 2020-04-09T16:45:40Z

<p>Holdek: Wikiformatting</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu Tattoo.png|500px]]<br /> <br /> An Australian fan gets a [[Sonichu]] tattoo in Germany.<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}} [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=241207 2020-04-09T16:44:41Z

<p>Holdek: Updated with Sonichu tattoo</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;div class=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File: File:Sonichu Tattoo.png|500px]]<br /> <br /> An Australian fan gets a [[Sonichu]] tattoo in Germany.<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}} [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_End_Games&diff=239207 2020-01-18T19:54:54Z

<p>Holdek: Wikilinked “ban”</p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> [[File:PickingUpLesbiansAtTheEndGames.jpeg|thumb|200px|The Man [[Chris_and_gender|herself]], October 2015]]<br /> '''The End Games''' is a card-game shop in [[Charlottesville]] that Chris frequented until his [[ban]] in early 2018.<br /> <br /> ==Sightings==<br /> Chris was spotted here by the brother of a [[Kiwi Farms]] user in [[October 2015]]&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-sighting-at-game-shop.23117/| The Forum Post where the photo was leaked]&lt;/ref&gt; wearing the [[Sonichu Medallion]] and a [[Chris and fashion|pink shirt and dress]].<br /> <br /> The first of the [[BraveryJerk Interviews]] occurred here in [[September 2016]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]<br /> <br /> In [[January 2017]], he posted a photo of himself playing with his [[Christine Doll]]s while children play Pokémon around him.<br /> <br /> Allegedly, in [[April 2017]], Chris dropped his medallion on the floor and had an outburst over it.&lt;ref&gt;http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/chris-freaks-out-over-smashed-medallion.1335/&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Christine had a meltdown today. He dropped his sonichu medallion and freaked. Screamed at everyone to not move an inch while he collected the pieces off the floor.}}<br /> <br /> Although there is no concrete proof behind the allegation, there is a bit of circumstantial evidence for it. The incident was said to have happened on 2 April, a Sunday; during that day, Chris had tweeted, &quot;Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) Gawd! Just... GAWD!!!&quot;&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In November 2017, amid his obsession with ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Chris attended the club with bodyguards – in the form of [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Discord]], figments of his own imagination.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I allowed Discord to enjoy some of the fun there. He watched a few Dungeon and Dragon-type games get played. I even allowed him to see if he could get one of my friends to notice and see him. But she didn't budge.|Chris's [[Chris and reality|delusions]] spilling over into the real world [[Mary Lee Walsh|again]]&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> In early 2018, [[Emily]] spotted Chris loudly singing into his phone:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|He had been going for Pokemon night every week. I was there a while ago to pick some stuff up and he was there singing/wailing into his phone. While he got a couple of glances, it was unsettling how nonchalant everyone was, like this was a normal occurrence.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-23-18-trespass-after-forbidden-charge.40933/page-28#post-3212114&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Management's perspective==<br /> Weens have occasionally harassed the shop's management with made-up stories about Chris. The management has given responses showing they do keep an eye on Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote|We are aware of this customer and keep an eye on them because of their obvious strangeness. We do believe this person to be [[28 October 2011|harmless]]|The staff}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:End Games responds to a ween 1.png ‎|Weening from February 2017, note the outdated-by-years reference to blue arms.<br /> File:End Games responds to a ween 2.PNG|From June 2017.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Banned==<br /> On 20 March 2018, Chris posted a message to the Pokémon Club's Facebook page:&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2018 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Yeah. How about telling Shan to let me back in so I can enjoy the fun again, Please?}}<br /> <br /> Shan is possibly referring to Shane B., the owner of The End Games.<br /> <br /> On 29 March, someone posted a comment on The End Games's Facebook about Chris. The staff responded:&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/wpJX0&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|We hate to have to ban anyone as we try to be all inclusive. We do hope the environment will be more enjoyable for everyone now.}}<br /> <br /> A fan asked Shane whether Chris was arrested, which he denied.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:End_Games_owner_denies_Chris_Chan_arrested.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Two explanations have emerged for the ban:<br /> <br /> The first involved him arguing with a game judge:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Chris did get banned from The End because apparently he got into a disagreement with a new judge and the manager (unsurprisingly) took the judge's side. No idea about any other details, but I'm sure you all can imagine his reaction.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-2018-trespassed-at-fashion-square-mall-banned-from-end-games.40933/page-32#post-3293101&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> The second involved a dispute over whether Sonichu was a Pokémon:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxorange|He had Sonichu stuck to the sign at End Games, they got a new sign, he found the old one in the trash with his loving son attached to it and rheed the fuck out. [...] it was the sign they put up for Pokémon league, not their main sign.<br /> <br /> The manager in question said they Sonichu isn't a Pokémon and isn't Pokémon-related, and shouldn't be on the sign. You can figure out on your own how that went...&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/5-7-chris-rejects-group-of-twitter-orbiters.42802/page-5#post-3333505&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/5-7-chris-rejects-group-of-twitter-orbiters.42802/page-5#post-3333553&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> On 17 [[January 2020]], Chris demanded on [[Twitter]] that he be unbanned from the store so he can learn how to play ''Dungeons &amp; Dragons''&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1218186325750439937&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:CWCnov15.jpg|Facebook profile pic in November 2015<br /> File:Chrispic3.jpg|August 2016, Thursday night club. Taken by [[BraveryJerk]].<br /> File:Cwc card box.jpg|Christian's Pokémon Box<br /> File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|May 2017, modelling [[The Classic]].<br /> File:Pokemon club chris.jpeg|October 2017, wearing the [[Z-Ring]].<br /> File:End games jan2018.jpg|January 2018, showing off his bling at a ''Pokémon Ultra Prism'' pre-release, three days before [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|begging for money for his mother's teeth]].<br /> File:Drawing on easel at End Games, Feb 2018.jpg|Drawing [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] pages in February 2018.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> <br /> [http://www.theendgames.co/ The End Games Website]<br /> == References ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Places}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Places]]</div>

Holdek https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=232212 2019-06-28T22:37:39Z

<p>Holdek: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;center&gt;[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Ongoing''': [[June 2019]] ([[June 2019 social media posts|social media]] • [[2019 Sales Listings#June|sales listings]]) • [[Sonichu 17]] • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]<br /> <br /> *'''27 June''' - Chris uploads '''[[PsychicPowers]]''', demonstrating his psychic abilities.&lt;br&gt;A video of Chris '''[[dancing with Magi-Chan]]''' during the 2017 [[BronyCon]] is found.<br /> *'''26 June''' - Chris '''[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack|claims he had a heart attack two days prior.]]''' Presumably from his hospital bed, he breaks his 148-day [[Chris and art|artistic]] hiatus by '''[[Sonichu 17|uploading seven new Sonichu pages]]''', all of them about the Merge. In those pages, he says he actually had “three heart attacks in one minute.”<br /> *'''25 June''' - Chris removes his [[Twitter]] account from protected mode, opening it again '''[https://mobile.twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu for public view]''' and thus ending the [[Soft Exile]].<br /> *'''19 June''' - Chris goes to [[Chris and the law|court]] for another [[Chris and money|debt hearing]]. An '''[[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness account]]''' is posted, mentioning that Chris spent much of his time there acting like a child and [[autism|making goofy noises]], while [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] tried in vain to control him. The court rules in favor of the creditor, so '''[[Financhu Crisis#Outstanding debts|Chris owes $2,681.70 to Portfolio Recovery Associates]]'''.<br /> *'''16 June''' - Chris commemorates his [[Bob Chandler|late father]] in a series of [[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial|'''Twitter posts''']], mixed in with pontificating on how [[Chris and religion|all religions are really his doomsday cult in different forms]], and how Bob changed his [[Robertchu|Sonichu form]] to be easier for Chris to draw.&lt;br&gt;Chris's '''[[eBay#Removal of Chris's eBay|eBay]]''' seller account is restricted, likely due to his [[Chris and business|poor performance]] and repeated failure to ship items. All of his [[2019 Sales Listings|listings]] were also removed. Three days later, Chris encourages his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fans]] to donate to him directly in exchange for items, saying, &quot;I don't need a listing for that.&quot;<br /> *'''13 June''' - '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon|In a rant on Twitter]]''' and in the video '''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]''', Chris proclaims that [[GodJesus|Christ himself]] is an OC of equal level to the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]], and is reaching out to churches and PokéStops to complete the Merge. He encourages followers to send kind thoughts to fictional characters in other dimensions. In between these retreats to his fantasyland, he '''[[2019 Sales Listings#June|begs for money]]'''. Also, Chris records '''[[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden!]]''', in which he doxxes himself yet again, complaining about getting mail labelled for [[PewDiePie]].<br /> *'''12 June''' - Chris '''[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Claims To Be Employed Overseeing Dimensional Merge|tries to justify being unemployed]]''' by claiming he has a God-given job overseeing the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also makes a new post on [[Patreon]], for the first time in over 10 months, saying he was too distracted with the dimensional merge to deal with sending out books or producing content.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;</div>

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