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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Surfshack_Tito_(troll)&amp;diff=79273</id>
		<title>Surfshack Tito (troll)</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-31T19:00:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;HolyCanoli: /* E-mails with Chris */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Tito_300.gif|thumb|It's easy to see what the Wallflower fell for, isn't it?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Surfshack Tito''' is a mysterious [[troll]] who first emerged in early [[March 2010]]. His arrival was reminiscent of the rise of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of 2009 — like Jack, he first made his mark by hacking [[Chris]]'s [[PS3|PlayStation Network]] accounts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The nickname &amp;quot;Surfshack Tito&amp;quot; is a reference to the corpulent surf-shop owner from the Nickelodeon kids' cartoon ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Based on Chris's insults towards Tito in the emails and videos, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris believes that ''[[Chris and Reality|the actual Tito from Rocket Power is trolling him.]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tito in Chris's videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris first addressed Tito in a [[Surfshack Tito (video)|video]] released on 2 March 2010. His comments were brief and cryptic. Chris merely referred to Tito by name, threatened him with doom in his nightmares, and delivered a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Execution_and_effect|Curse Shot]] attack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly afterward, [[Clyde Cash]] explained that Tito had hacked Chris's PSN account a few days prior, in late February. This revelation was accompanied by another info-dump concerning Chris's ongoing [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloadable]]-[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|content]] spending spree.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A week later, trolls discovered the identity of [[the Wallflower]], throwing Chris into a flailing rage. Initially, Chris seemed to blame Clyde for the breakup of his latest one-sided relationship, but on 14 March 2010, he released a [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|video]] suggesting that he viewed Tito as the culprit. In that clip, he declares, &amp;quot;Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered.&amp;quot; Threats involving a shillelagh and Chris's deadly [[pocket knife]] followed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tito apparently kept up the pressure on Chris through the next few days of March 2010. On 18 March, Chris released [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|yet another threatening video]], in which he accused Tito of stealing the Wallflower from him, called him a &amp;quot;womanizing rapist&amp;quot; and a &amp;quot;[[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited]] [[nigger]],&amp;quot; and alluded to e-mails he had received from Tito (their contents unspecified, but Chris definitely didn't like them).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==E-mails with Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Surfshack Tito Emails}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During mid-March 2010, Tito exchanged several e-mails with Chris, baiting him with regard to the revelation of the Wallflower's identity and other subjects. Their conversations reveal that Chris was aware of his gal-pal's interest in gay slash fiction, and was apparently willing to look past it (the quest for china trumping all other considerations). The e-mails also feature Chris employing the word &amp;quot;nigger&amp;quot; with great enthusiasm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Surfshack Tito]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Surfshack Tito Emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>HolyCanoli</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Surfshack_Tito_(troll)&amp;diff=79272</id>
		<title>Surfshack Tito (troll)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Surfshack_Tito_(troll)&amp;diff=79272"/>
		<updated>2010-03-31T18:59:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;HolyCanoli: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Tito_300.gif|thumb|It's easy to see what the Wallflower fell for, isn't it?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Surfshack Tito''' is a mysterious [[troll]] who first emerged in early [[March 2010]]. His arrival was reminiscent of the rise of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of 2009 — like Jack, he first made his mark by hacking [[Chris]]'s [[PS3|PlayStation Network]] accounts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The nickname &amp;quot;Surfshack Tito&amp;quot; is a reference to the corpulent surf-shop owner from the Nickelodeon kids' cartoon ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Based on Chris's insults towards Tito in the emails and videos, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris believes that ''[[Chris and Reality|the actual Tito from Rocket Power is trolling him.]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Tito in Chris's videos==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris first addressed Tito in a [[Surfshack Tito (video)|video]] released on 2 March 2010. His comments were brief and cryptic. Chris merely referred to Tito by name, threatened him with doom in his nightmares, and delivered a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Execution_and_effect|Curse Shot]] attack.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly afterward, [[Clyde Cash]] explained that Tito had hacked Chris's PSN account a few days prior, in late February. This revelation was accompanied by another info-dump concerning Chris's ongoing [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloadable]]-[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|content]] spending spree.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A week later, trolls discovered the identity of [[the Wallflower]], throwing Chris into a flailing rage. Initially, Chris seemed to blame Clyde for the breakup of his latest one-sided relationship, but on 14 March 2010, he released a [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|video]] suggesting that he viewed Tito as the culprit. In that clip, he declares, &amp;quot;Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered.&amp;quot; Threats involving a shillelagh and Chris's deadly [[pocket knife]] followed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tito apparently kept up the pressure on Chris through the next few days of March 2010. On 18 March, Chris released [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|yet another threatening video]], in which he accused Tito of stealing the Wallflower from him, called him a &amp;quot;womanizing rapist&amp;quot; and a &amp;quot;[[Man in the Pickle Suit|pickle-suited]] [[nigger]],&amp;quot; and alluded to e-mails he had received from Tito (their contents unspecified, but Chris definitely didn't like them).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==E-mails with Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Surfshack Tito Emails}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During mid-March 2010, Tito exchanged several e-mails with Chris, baiting him with regard to the revelation of the Wallflower's identity and other subjects. Their conversations reveal that Chris was aware of his gal-pal's interest in gay slash fiction, and was apparently willing to look past it (the quest for china trumping all other considerations). The e-mails also feature Chris employing the word &amp;quot;nigger&amp;quot; with great enthusiasm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Example.jpg|Caption1&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Example.jpg|Caption2&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Surfshack Tito]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Surfshack Tito Emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>HolyCanoli</name></author>
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