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2010

2010-08-25T01:30:48Z

Honorablethief:

[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in [[2010]].]]

'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of organized trolling of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2010, Chris turned 28.

==January==
{{main|January 2010}}
[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|left|On '''17 January''', Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]]'']]

Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse him to do so.

==February==
{{main|February 2010}}
[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|On '''25 February''', Chris murders Evan in a totally disgusting way]]

As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|a series of phone calls]] from ''Asperchu'' creator Alec Benson Leary, demanding Chris to promise to show better tolerance towards Asperchu and to get rid of [[Simonla Rosechu]], with [[Mao]] holding CWCipedia hostage. Though, very slowly, Chris recovered enough from the stress to complete ''Sonichu 10'', which showed the death of Simonla, only for Chris to turn around and "kill" Alec, Mao and two other people in an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual [[Christian Love Day]]. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of [[Magical Man Potion|another human male]] entering Chris's [[room]], one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==March==
{{main|March 2010}}
[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|left|On '''9 March''', Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that inadvertently reveals the identity of [[The Wallflower]]]]

As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, [[Bob]], had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his [[fanbase]]. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive [[ego|narcissism]], reveal a name of his potential new [[sweetheart]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet|LBA]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover [[The Wallflower|her identity]], and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside source]] would intervene with Chris and force him to once again announce he leaves the Internet forever. (36 hours later after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

==April==
{{main|April 2010}}
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April''', Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe]] ad is discovered]]

As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe]], discovering that Chris was back to his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

==May==
{{main|May 2010}}
[[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|left|On '''May 26''' Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses]]

As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the [[PS3|life upgrade]]. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the [[Greene County]] School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the CWCipedia to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of [[e-mails]] are also leaked.

==June==
{{main|June 2010}}
[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|On '''30 June''', Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]]]]

After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with an autistic plan of revenge against Michael Snyder: long story short, Chris almost commits a [[Son-Chu|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol|drunk]] and he's let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events and announced that he's leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|the]] [[100 2188|fifth]] [[100 2189|time]].) Chris front then fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his Love Quest offline by acting [[pedofork|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared off to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.

==July==
{{main|July 2010}}
[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|left|On '''9 July''', Chris continues stalking girls at Fridays After Five.]]

July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting [[List_of places that have banned Chris|permabanned]] from Flipnote Hatena for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life; he was spotted at [[McIntire Park]] and twice at Fridays After Five. However, on 17 July he returned to [[Twitter]], telling [[trolls|his loyal fans]] that he's [[lie|working on the comic pages]]. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.

==August==

{{main|August 2010}}

Since posting on Twitter on 26 July, Chris hasn't given off any life signs. It is suspected he's spending his time playing PS3. However, a [[Matthew Noble call|phonecall]] to [[Bob Chandler]] was released, relieving some new info.

==November==

Chris's [[high school]] reunion will take place on November 8.

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Talk:List of Chris's lies

2010-08-17T01:43:06Z

Honorablethief:

==To do==
This is a personal thing I very much detest about Chris, that is, how he lies. I think it's wise we document every instance Chris has blatantly lied by describing the lie and how he blatantly says he lies. Case in point - his trip to Redmond, when he never went and he even says to Miyamoto how he had to "mistruth" or some stupid shit like that about the video. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:07, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Maybe we could make sure they are organized by date and time as much as possible, some of us prefer to see it as a slope through his life as progressively gets worse and worse. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:04, 6 August 2010 (EST)

==Comments about lying==
If I'm correct, Chris makes quite a few comments about lying like "I only lie some of the time" in the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 11 November 2009 (CET)

=Hope you got a LOT of spare time=

srsly, this article could be its own wiki if every one was covered. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 18:34, 11 March 2009 (CET)
*I'd mostly want to cover the major ones, the cases where Chris tries to pull a fast one on us but not fooling anyone. I wouldn't see any merit in documenting every single lie, which in some cases could very well be the result of his short term memory (in terms of discrepancies) or if you mean "lies" like that he has autism, when frankly we really can't deny his claims on that.
:Anyways, what I have in mind are the big ones, mostly to show how little Chris cares about his "fans", and how Chris can be a borderline sociopath who sees no problem with lying if it's for himself and how much of a hypocrite he is when he preaches "honesty" all the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:08, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Wow, this page is a lot shorter than I thought it would be.

*That's because no one has really worked on it. Also, please remember to sign your comments (It's four tildas). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

=Some Other Lies=

I may add upon these sometime, but if someone wants to get started, they can.

*The Sonichu Medallion being shipped back to Chris-chan from Blanca when it is obvious the new one he had was a fake.
*About his Adam & Eve purchases of phallic devices.
*About the batch of nudes that was sent out and he claimed, "They must have hacked my webcam."

**Yes, yes, yes. These are the sorts of things this articles should address. Not half truths, not things Chris could get away with subjectively (for example, Chris "lying" about being fat - objectively he is but the point is that you could get away with saying that it's a matter of aesthetics and a subjective valuation) or exaggerations (like his eye colors - his eyes are really different colors but you'd never notice if he didn't make it fucking obvious in the comics and go on about how his eyes are different colors). I mean flat out lies, like the very basic definition of a lie, a total untruth. One of the most disgusting things about Chris is that he blatantly lies like this and he thinks he's being "clever" and outwitting us but he's just making himself come out worse. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:30, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

*I put in the disclaimer he's adding to all of his comics now because I find it horribly lulzy and so obviously a lie. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 22:41, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

*I think a good companion article to this one would be a list of Chris's excuses, of which he has many. Autism, stress, "it's a parody," lots of people shit their pants from time to time, lots of guys drink their own semen, I'm saving that dildo for my future sweetheart, my counselor said it's okay, etc. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:53, 5 October 2009 (CEST)

==Addressing Liquid==
I felt compelled to do a big spergin' write up of his [[Addressing Liquid]] video to show how full of shit he is. I put it at the end of this as I thought the analysis would be more fitting here than on the video page itself, but if anyone feels it might be better put there or someplace else, or deleted entirely, that's all good. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:48, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*I just wanted to say that was totally awesome. [[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:42, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== Simonchu ==

Now this is actually a lie:
{{quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story. }}

We have e-mails between Evan and Chris discussing how Chris liked the character, he'd use it in the comic, etc. This is a flat out lie - a self serving one, as I'm guessing Chris thinks he's going to weasel out of a possible lawsuit by claiming he happened to think of an electric-ground hedgehog Pokemon all by himself, which is why professionals don't accept unsolicited fan submissions. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion ==
[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux]] raised a concern that,just like [[Fail]], this is a listy bunch of tl;dr that encourages little other than everyone piping every third word in articles to [[Lie]]. It's well known that Chris lies out of his ass, so all this does is regurgitate content that is better summarized elsewhere. I figure the best way to stop the ED-esque piping to [[lie]] is just not to have an article on [[lie]] at all, since said article is superfluous anyway. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*May I suggest then that this be turned into a Redirect to Honest Content and that we just have a subsection there about his lying? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Idea. That might be the best thing. Expose the better bits to Sonichu Crystals and then redirect everything else. It saves time, and will kill that piping too. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Redirecting wouldn't kill the eighty bazillion unnecessary pipes though. I'm fine with a merge. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Are we merging to [[Honest Content]] then? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* I'm reappropriating the Liquid Section in preparation for deletion. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::I'm just saying, if you completely remove all traces of the page without the redirect, then you'll have a hell of a lot of red links to fix. I hope your up to it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::I can remove the redlinks without trouble. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Let me have my curry (and Cobras) and I'll finish taking the useful text out. Unless you want to get on it before, then the article will be set for deletion. -[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===No, no, NO===
Just because people poorly pipe to Lie does not mean the page should go. Chris lies blatantly and these lies need to be documented. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater - this article needs a better definition of what constitutes a lie and what should link to "lie." Chris changing his mind, half truths, etc. are not necessarily lies.

Limiting pipes to Lie should be ideal, in addition to improving article quality. Like I said, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*All right. I guess you've got a better idea than I; I wasn't exactly hell bent on getting this deleted, just throwing that out as an option. What's your take on Fail then? Cleanup there too? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===Checking account?===
I'm just throwing this out there just to make sure, but is it too early to call "trolls breaking into his checking account" a lie? It was just recently found out that Bob has been told by Chris about this, but no troll has heard of/admitting to doing this, and most seem to accept it as an excuse Chris made to cover his outrageous spending habits. I just don't want to jump the duck here. --[[User:Honorablethief|HonorableThief]] 18:36, 16 August 2010 (MST)

User:Honorablethief

2010-08-17T01:42:12Z

Honorablethief:

shit goes here that no one cares about

Talk:List of Chris's lies

2010-08-17T01:38:25Z

Honorablethief:

==To do==
This is a personal thing I very much detest about Chris, that is, how he lies. I think it's wise we document every instance Chris has blatantly lied by describing the lie and how he blatantly says he lies. Case in point - his trip to Redmond, when he never went and he even says to Miyamoto how he had to "mistruth" or some stupid shit like that about the video. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:07, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Maybe we could make sure they are organized by date and time as much as possible, some of us prefer to see it as a slope through his life as progressively gets worse and worse. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:04, 6 August 2010 (EST)

==Comments about lying==
If I'm correct, Chris makes quite a few comments about lying like "I only lie some of the time" in the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 11 November 2009 (CET)

=Hope you got a LOT of spare time=

srsly, this article could be its own wiki if every one was covered. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 18:34, 11 March 2009 (CET)
*I'd mostly want to cover the major ones, the cases where Chris tries to pull a fast one on us but not fooling anyone. I wouldn't see any merit in documenting every single lie, which in some cases could very well be the result of his short term memory (in terms of discrepancies) or if you mean "lies" like that he has autism, when frankly we really can't deny his claims on that.
:Anyways, what I have in mind are the big ones, mostly to show how little Chris cares about his "fans", and how Chris can be a borderline sociopath who sees no problem with lying if it's for himself and how much of a hypocrite he is when he preaches "honesty" all the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:08, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Wow, this page is a lot shorter than I thought it would be.

*That's because no one has really worked on it. Also, please remember to sign your comments (It's four tildas). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

=Some Other Lies=

I may add upon these sometime, but if someone wants to get started, they can.

*The Sonichu Medallion being shipped back to Chris-chan from Blanca when it is obvious the new one he had was a fake.
*About his Adam & Eve purchases of phallic devices.
*About the batch of nudes that was sent out and he claimed, "They must have hacked my webcam."

**Yes, yes, yes. These are the sorts of things this articles should address. Not half truths, not things Chris could get away with subjectively (for example, Chris "lying" about being fat - objectively he is but the point is that you could get away with saying that it's a matter of aesthetics and a subjective valuation) or exaggerations (like his eye colors - his eyes are really different colors but you'd never notice if he didn't make it fucking obvious in the comics and go on about how his eyes are different colors). I mean flat out lies, like the very basic definition of a lie, a total untruth. One of the most disgusting things about Chris is that he blatantly lies like this and he thinks he's being "clever" and outwitting us but he's just making himself come out worse. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:30, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

*I put in the disclaimer he's adding to all of his comics now because I find it horribly lulzy and so obviously a lie. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 22:41, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

*I think a good companion article to this one would be a list of Chris's excuses, of which he has many. Autism, stress, "it's a parody," lots of people shit their pants from time to time, lots of guys drink their own semen, I'm saving that dildo for my future sweetheart, my counselor said it's okay, etc. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:53, 5 October 2009 (CEST)

==Addressing Liquid==
I felt compelled to do a big spergin' write up of his [[Addressing Liquid]] video to show how full of shit he is. I put it at the end of this as I thought the analysis would be more fitting here than on the video page itself, but if anyone feels it might be better put there or someplace else, or deleted entirely, that's all good. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:48, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*I just wanted to say that was totally awesome. [[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:42, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== Simonchu ==

Now this is actually a lie:
{{quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story. }}

We have e-mails between Evan and Chris discussing how Chris liked the character, he'd use it in the comic, etc. This is a flat out lie - a self serving one, as I'm guessing Chris thinks he's going to weasel out of a possible lawsuit by claiming he happened to think of an electric-ground hedgehog Pokemon all by himself, which is why professionals don't accept unsolicited fan submissions. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion ==
[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux]] raised a concern that,just like [[Fail]], this is a listy bunch of tl;dr that encourages little other than everyone piping every third word in articles to [[Lie]]. It's well known that Chris lies out of his ass, so all this does is regurgitate content that is better summarized elsewhere. I figure the best way to stop the ED-esque piping to [[lie]] is just not to have an article on [[lie]] at all, since said article is superfluous anyway. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*May I suggest then that this be turned into a Redirect to Honest Content and that we just have a subsection there about his lying? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Idea. That might be the best thing. Expose the better bits to Sonichu Crystals and then redirect everything else. It saves time, and will kill that piping too. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Redirecting wouldn't kill the eighty bazillion unnecessary pipes though. I'm fine with a merge. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Are we merging to [[Honest Content]] then? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* I'm reappropriating the Liquid Section in preparation for deletion. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::I'm just saying, if you completely remove all traces of the page without the redirect, then you'll have a hell of a lot of red links to fix. I hope your up to it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::I can remove the redlinks without trouble. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Let me have my curry (and Cobras) and I'll finish taking the useful text out. Unless you want to get on it before, then the article will be set for deletion. -[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===No, no, NO===
Just because people poorly pipe to Lie does not mean the page should go. Chris lies blatantly and these lies need to be documented. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater - this article needs a better definition of what constitutes a lie and what should link to "lie." Chris changing his mind, half truths, etc. are not necessarily lies.

Limiting pipes to Lie should be ideal, in addition to improving article quality. Like I said, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*All right. I guess you've got a better idea than I; I wasn't exactly hell bent on getting this deleted, just throwing that out as an option. What's your take on Fail then? Cleanup there too? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===Checking account?===
I'm just throwing this out there just to make sure, but is it too early to call "trolls breaking into his checking account" a lie? It was just recently found out that Bob has been told by Chris about this, but no troll has heard of/admitting to doing this, and most seem to accept it as an excuse Chris made to cover his outrageous spending habits. I just don't want to jump the duck here. [[User:Honorablethief|HonorableThief]] 18:36, 16 August 2010 (MST)

Talk:List of Chris's lies

2010-08-17T01:38:07Z

Honorablethief:

==To do==
This is a personal thing I very much detest about Chris, that is, how he lies. I think it's wise we document every instance Chris has blatantly lied by describing the lie and how he blatantly says he lies. Case in point - his trip to Redmond, when he never went and he even says to Miyamoto how he had to "mistruth" or some stupid shit like that about the video. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:07, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Maybe we could make sure they are organized by date and time as much as possible, some of us prefer to see it as a slope through his life as progressively gets worse and worse. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:04, 6 August 2010 (EST)

==Comments about lying==
If I'm correct, Chris makes quite a few comments about lying like "I only lie some of the time" in the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 11 November 2009 (CET)

=Hope you got a LOT of spare time=

srsly, this article could be its own wiki if every one was covered. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 18:34, 11 March 2009 (CET)
*I'd mostly want to cover the major ones, the cases where Chris tries to pull a fast one on us but not fooling anyone. I wouldn't see any merit in documenting every single lie, which in some cases could very well be the result of his short term memory (in terms of discrepancies) or if you mean "lies" like that he has autism, when frankly we really can't deny his claims on that.
:Anyways, what I have in mind are the big ones, mostly to show how little Chris cares about his "fans", and how Chris can be a borderline sociopath who sees no problem with lying if it's for himself and how much of a hypocrite he is when he preaches "honesty" all the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:08, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Wow, this page is a lot shorter than I thought it would be.

*That's because no one has really worked on it. Also, please remember to sign your comments (It's four tildas). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

=Some Other Lies=

I may add upon these sometime, but if someone wants to get started, they can.

*The Sonichu Medallion being shipped back to Chris-chan from Blanca when it is obvious the new one he had was a fake.
*About his Adam & Eve purchases of phallic devices.
*About the batch of nudes that was sent out and he claimed, "They must have hacked my webcam."

**Yes, yes, yes. These are the sorts of things this articles should address. Not half truths, not things Chris could get away with subjectively (for example, Chris "lying" about being fat - objectively he is but the point is that you could get away with saying that it's a matter of aesthetics and a subjective valuation) or exaggerations (like his eye colors - his eyes are really different colors but you'd never notice if he didn't make it fucking obvious in the comics and go on about how his eyes are different colors). I mean flat out lies, like the very basic definition of a lie, a total untruth. One of the most disgusting things about Chris is that he blatantly lies like this and he thinks he's being "clever" and outwitting us but he's just making himself come out worse. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:30, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

*I put in the disclaimer he's adding to all of his comics now because I find it horribly lulzy and so obviously a lie. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 22:41, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

*I think a good companion article to this one would be a list of Chris's excuses, of which he has many. Autism, stress, "it's a parody," lots of people shit their pants from time to time, lots of guys drink their own semen, I'm saving that dildo for my future sweetheart, my counselor said it's okay, etc. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:53, 5 October 2009 (CEST)

==Addressing Liquid==
I felt compelled to do a big spergin' write up of his [[Addressing Liquid]] video to show how full of shit he is. I put it at the end of this as I thought the analysis would be more fitting here than on the video page itself, but if anyone feels it might be better put there or someplace else, or deleted entirely, that's all good. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:48, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
*I just wanted to say that was totally awesome. [[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:42, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== Simonchu ==

Now this is actually a lie:
{{quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story. }}

We have e-mails between Evan and Chris discussing how Chris liked the character, he'd use it in the comic, etc. This is a flat out lie - a self serving one, as I'm guessing Chris thinks he's going to weasel out of a possible lawsuit by claiming he happened to think of an electric-ground hedgehog Pokemon all by himself, which is why professionals don't accept unsolicited fan submissions. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion ==
[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux]] raised a concern that,just like [[Fail]], this is a listy bunch of tl;dr that encourages little other than everyone piping every third word in articles to [[Lie]]. It's well known that Chris lies out of his ass, so all this does is regurgitate content that is better summarized elsewhere. I figure the best way to stop the ED-esque piping to [[lie]] is just not to have an article on [[lie]] at all, since said article is superfluous anyway. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*May I suggest then that this be turned into a Redirect to Honest Content and that we just have a subsection there about his lying? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Idea. That might be the best thing. Expose the better bits to Sonichu Crystals and then redirect everything else. It saves time, and will kill that piping too. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Redirecting wouldn't kill the eighty bazillion unnecessary pipes though. I'm fine with a merge. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:58, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Are we merging to [[Honest Content]] then? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* I'm reappropriating the Liquid Section in preparation for deletion. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::I'm just saying, if you completely remove all traces of the page without the redirect, then you'll have a hell of a lot of red links to fix. I hope your up to it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::I can remove the redlinks without trouble. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:52, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Let me have my curry (and Cobras) and I'll finish taking the useful text out. Unless you want to get on it before, then the article will be set for deletion. -[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===No, no, NO===
Just because people poorly pipe to Lie does not mean the page should go. Chris lies blatantly and these lies need to be documented. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater - this article needs a better definition of what constitutes a lie and what should link to "lie." Chris changing his mind, half truths, etc. are not necessarily lies.

Limiting pipes to Lie should be ideal, in addition to improving article quality. Like I said, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*All right. I guess you've got a better idea than I; I wasn't exactly hell bent on getting this deleted, just throwing that out as an option. What's your take on Fail then? Cleanup there too? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

===Checking account?===
I'm just throwing this out there just to make sure, but is it too early to call "trolls breaking into his checking account" a lie? It was just recently found out that Bob has been told by Chris about this, but no troll has heard of/admitting to doing this, and most seem to accept it as an excuse Chris made to cover his outrageous spending habits. I just don't want to jump the duck here. [[User:HonorableThief|HonorableThief]] 18:36, 16 August 2010 (MST)

Flipnote Hatena

2010-08-10T07:59:27Z

Honorablethief:

{{protip|Reporting Chris's animations to get him banned is as retarded as calling him and shouting "JULAY" down the line. It achieves nothing.}}
[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that, after [[June062010.MOV|leaving the internet forever]], he was now spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes. Being a retard, he helped [[Clyde_Cash|a valiant troll]] to find him by registering with his full name.

After a little more than two weeks of shameless self-promotion and sharing his creepy sex fantasies with the world, Chris got himself banned. Chris's account became active again on 24 July.

==Chris's Flipnote career==
Predictably, Chris's first contribution to the Flipnote community was a picture of [[Sonichu]], posted on 17 June. Over the next two weeks, he added several more Flipnotes featuring a mixture of his trademark anti-humor and whining about the trolls.

Chris's Flipnotes swipe freely from various sources of "inspiration." He ripped off some other users' Flipnotes almost wholesale, and also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Sally at School"] to produce two of his shorts. He stole the dialogue from the first few minutes almost verbatim (the word "princess" is replaced with "sexy, beautiful woman" because Chris has a one-track mind) and used them in his crude animations.

At the same time, he also posted a number of comments on other Flipnotes (excerpted below) and added a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on [[HippoOnYourHead]] and 91 on [[Don'tGetTrolled]]. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.

On 29 June, Chris first drew the attention of the site's administrators with [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. This Flipnote was likely taken down for being too sexually explicit, but other videos with less risque content were taken down as well. Flipnote Hatena's terms of use are very strict when it comes to the sharing of personal information, and we all know Chris can't resist [[Chris and his Ego|autographing everything he's ever made]]. The site also frowns upon the infringement of intellectual property rights, which is of course Chris's stock in trade.

Over the next few days, Chris failed to get the message and repeatedly re-uploaded several of his deleted Flipnotes. On the third version of RomanticLabyrinth, Chris accused the trolls of trying to make him look [[homosexual]], and stubbornly tried to reupload the Flipnote to prove otherwise. The site's administrators ran out of patience on 2 July and banned him.

Note that the moderators of the site are, by nature of their position, no doubt well aware of how trolling and various other forms of Internet harassment work. Despite what Chris would have you believe, they would never have punished him for what someone else did in his comments section. Unlike Chris, they don't have an effectively infinite amount of time to dick around on the Internet, so they don't take kindly to flag abuse, either. Someone didn't give him exactly what he wanted so he decided to go out of his way to flip his shit and get himself banned, without trying to be banned and without ever understanding the reasons for being banned, from yet another public venue that [[The GAMe PLACe|dozens]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|hundreds]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|thousands]], or [[YouTube|millions]] of people use every day without issue, proving once again that no one can troll Chris better than Chris trolls himself.

==Chris's Flipnotes return==
Showing once again that he never learns, on 24 July a number of Chris's Flipnotes reappeared, including the "tame" version of RomanticLabyrinth. They were not accompanied by any new Flipnotes. This time, though, he disabled comments on all his submissions, perhaps working on the assumption that it was the comments from trolls (and not the content of his Flipnotes) that led to his original ban. However, Chris kept his full name on each and every one. Chris has yet to upload any new animations since.

Within two days after Chris's return to the site, several of his Flipnotes disappeared from his account, including RomanticLabyrinth and others that had been deleted before for violating the TOS. He later reuploaded the deleted Flipnotes but replaced the NSFW RomanticLabyrinth with the edited version. Currently, it seems like that after the ''sixth time'' reuploading these animations, none of them are being taken down. Either this is because the mods have tired of dealing with his bullshit, or because trolls tend to not report him anymore.

Around the beginning of August, Chris signed up for a "Plus" account on the site, which grants a variety of extra features to users who pay a premium. They can use emoticons and colors in their comments and see detailed statistics about who views their Flipnotes (which would no doubt be a boost to Chris's infamous ego). For a year's subscription, Chris would have to shell out $33 worth of his [[monthly tugboat]], but it's possible that he only signed on for the month-long free trial.

==Chris's Flipnotes==
:''Main Article: [[List of Flipnotes]]''

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Song of Christian|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

<center><gallery>
File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"My Trolls did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
File:Diamon1.png|
File:Diamon2.png|
File:Diamon3.png|
File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!
File:CWCcomment1.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 "That was Sweeet.] I can tell you have a [[Bubbles|bubbly]] personality from your style. Your [[JERK|Boyfriend]] is lucky to...
File:CWCcomment2.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 ...to have a] [[gal-pal|gal]] like you. :) Stay Sweet & Safe, Christian Weston Chandler. PS: Thanks for Faving me <strike>something</strike> back.
File:Flipnoteninja.png|
File:11542841929539631934 o.gif|Not a quid-pro-quo!<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/567831A059A36B1E@DSi/movie/A36B1E_09DD2199440AE_000</ref>
</gallery></center>

Comment left on other videos without a picture:

*"Why can't I find THIS FlipNote on my DSi, even through YOUR Profile's Posted F.N. pages? I want to download it; it IS funny. [:)]" (In response to a flipnote that is completely ripped off from ''[[Family Guy]]''.)

==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve ''[[Sonic]]'', ''[[Pokemon]]'', and ''[[Family Guy]]'', proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. In addition, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujo-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into animu) flavor.

==Sockpuppets==
Chris apparently registered several sockpuppet accounts to favorite himself and give high ratings. As of this writing, [[RomanticLabyrinth]] has over 10,000 stars. This is reminiscent of his campaign to cheat in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], in which he freely admitted to voting for himself multiple times.

Suspected sockpuppets include: [http://flipnote.hatena.com/EnterGodmode/following EnterGodmode], [http://flipnote.hatena.com/sonichuwulf/following Sonichuwulf], and [http://flipnote.hatena.com/sonichu4ever/following Sonichu4ever].

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile] <s>BANNED</s> '''EVADED!'''
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11543000155817181722 The official Sonichu Flipnote Channel.]

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE

2010-08-09T09:31:59Z

Honorablethief: /* Rundown */

'''Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE''' (also known as '''CWC's Important Message 02242007''' also known as '''Chris Chan's IMPORTANT MESSAGE''') is a 24 February [[2007]] video in which, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, [[Chris]] proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "Ladies and Gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh gals."

This video proves that Chris is able to withstand direct sunlight for a considerable time before the inevitable mutation into his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|Vest-Man form]]. Compared to his current habits, Chris appears more confident, stutters less, and is less of a fattie in 2007.

==Intended audience==
As outlined in the video, Chris wanted it to be shown in local schools. To date it hasn't, possibly because the FBI would describe it as "grooming" children (note that Chris refers to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kinsey Dr. Kinsey]). Chris also posted it online as a fan teaser to his shitty autobiographical DVD, [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]], that he was never going to show them regardless. His disappointed fans responded to this catch-22 situation by trolling him and getting their hands on the [[DVD]], anyway.

==Rundown==
The video covers a myriad of topics Chris knows nothing about, like how to attract a sweetheart and how to stay straight.

*Why going to school, like waterboarding, is not torture.
*Why it is important to [[homos|STAY STRAIGHT]]™.
*How to attract a [[sweetheart]].
*Boys should stroke the hair of a [[My Little Pony]] to understand girls.
*Girls should acquire [[Transformers]] to understand boys.
*Why every last ounce of "[[tobacky]]" should be sent to the moon.
*Why [[Alcohol|drinking]] is bad and leads to bar fights.
*Why anybody who disregards you is a "peanut."
*Why "straying from the straight path" will "jeopardize the entire world and the human race."
*For the love of God, STAY STRAIGHT!!!
*Girls should seriously consider the romantic advances of ugly, dumpy guys, "because they will likely have a [[Lie|better personality]] [...] and they may end up having a brighter [[2011|future]] for themselves."

==Watch==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Iw9IybMbsI8}}
| Stardate = 24 [[February 2007]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Television|text}}, Drugs, Alcohol
| Performance Style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}, with jacket
| previous = [[Pixelated_PS3#Video|Pixelated PS3]]
| next = [[Soul_Calibur#Chris_vs_Mary_Lee_Walsh|SOUL CALIBUR: Chris-chan vs. Mary Lee Walsh]]
}}</center>

{{quote|All Views Expressed in this video ARE THOSE TRUE AND SOLID OF MY SOUND MIND AND COMPLETE CONSCIENCE. Especially STAYING STRAIGHT!!!}}

===Transcript===

Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals. My name is [[Christian Chandler]]; I am ''here'', and y'all are there. [''chuckles''] This message is for everyone of the present and the future, beyond this date: February 24th, [[2007]]th. My birthday. My twenty-fifth birthday. [''holds up two fingers'']

I am [[Autism|High-Functioning Autistic]], and in my twenty-five years, I have seen and learned so much. And today, I am share—intend to share some wise words that I hope each and every one of you will take to heart and will offer yourself and everyone else a better part of your future.

First off, remember that going to school is not a torture. It is a place of learning, a place for growing, a place where you form the spelling of your own opinions, your own feelings, and your own personality. So learn everything you are able to, and grow with it.

Now, you should also be able to try something for yourself, before forming praise or detest of it. As long as those things will not harm you, or shorten your lifetime in any way, it's totally cool.

What is totally NOT cool, though, is thinking or doing these things, which are very harmful to you, and definitely gr—will gross out those around you that don't do it, because I haven't done it and I don't like it—doing either of them. You should avoid ''at all costs'' [[tobacky|smoking]], drinking [[alcohol]], and then taking any [[semen| similar icky dangerous stuff]]. And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut ''drastically'' short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of [[tobacky]], put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the [[moon]].[Desi walks to front of the house in the backround] And for, uh, alcohol, they'll cause, uh, liver dysfunction, kidney prob—kidney [[fail]]ures, and uh, not only that, but, when you get drunk enough, bar fights and automobile accidents. So it's a real slow-acting poison. And I haven't done either one, and look at me now, I'm, uh... [''puffs out his chest''] [[Chris and Health|fit as a fiddle]], and I'm livin' twenty-five, hopin' to live on to be about eighty to a hundred. And y'all—hopefully, y'all will get a chance to get up to that ripe old age, as well.

Now, among the better things you should definitely try before despising, is some of the hobbies of those of your own—opposite gender. Like, uh, for example, if you are a young gentleman, I recommend buying yourself a [[My Little Pony]] figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice. And also, uh, you can pretend that, uh, the pony is, uh, that girl you want to take you wanna take out to—you wanna take out sometime, and talk to the pony like you would talk to the girl.

Now for the, uh, ladies I would recommend... a good old Autobot from [[Transformers]]. Because you can get to learn how to examine the mechanics... and variations of... each and every... I mean, of the, uh, Autobot you have... like, uh, you would tr—like you would learn how... [[Duck|a man]]... works. And it'll allow you to feel more comfortable in approaching, and talking to, that boy you've been flirtin' from a distance, or, uh, just have been, uh, flirting with from a distance. And, uh, hopefully, uh, all you have to do is just end up and say "hello". I mean, it's not so hard. All you have to do is say "hello" to the man, ladies; that's all. And everything will just get going from there. And also, uh, with the, uh, Autobot, while it's in vehicle mode you can pret—drive down that imaginary fast lane.

But any—in any case, uh, while few people may ridicule you, you should not worry about it, because most everybody will be o—totally okay with it, because it won't matter. It won't matter, because... [''completely loses his place''] ...they see you enjoyin' it, and it's totally cool, if you're enjoying it. So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total peanuts. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?

Also keep in mind that, while you're playin' with these things, you should keep in mind of what your true, original gender is. Because, uh, it's like you worry about that girl you want to take on a date—YOUNG MAN!—or, uh, likewise, you feel more comfortable to approach that boy—by just saying "hello"—that you've been checkin' out from a distance—YOUNG LADY!—and hopefully in due time or now, each and every one of you will STAY STRAIGHT. You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by [[Homos|Doctor Kinsey]]. Not just for me, not for [[Chris and religion|The Big Man Upstairs]], not for your family, but do it for, uh, yourself, and for—and for the benefits of everyone in the future: your children, your children's children... And, besides, if you stray away from the straight path, it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.

Also, girls and ladies, don't just go over gaga, over the handsome rich boys... and men... because they may turn out to be disrespectful and distasteful in their personality. You should take into consideration all the other gentlemen that you may have considered, that may be ''less'' attractive, or equally—less or moderately. Because those will—because they will likely have a better personality that you will—that you will generally enjoy and like, and they may end up having a brighter future for themselves. Like, look at me now—I'm shootin' this movie for a DVD... that's gon—that I hope will be shown in a couple of schools, at least.

Now, uh, also, uh... also, when you—when each and every one of you has a true general understanding of the, uh, opposite gender, and after that—finding that special MAN—LADIES!—or that special GIRL—GENTLEMEN!—always keep the... heart and memories of times that you two felt most attracted to each other, because that will be a key point to recovering from any disputes or arguments that you two might have in the future. Otherwise, so you two will just be darn happy with each other. But it's not all always gonna be peaches and cream or strawberry shortcakes. [[Sigh|[''Chris sighs'']]] And also remember, you two should KEEP each other, because there will be nobody else—no matter how much you think about it—nobody else that can replace that special someone—him for her or... her for him—there's just nobody else...there's no substitute for that [[Virgin with rage|first one.]]

And now, I leave you with the lessons that you should have—that I hope you have learned from my message. You should all—you should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... or... when you play with things that may not s—that may not seem like you—or whatever. Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am Christopher "Christian" Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you [[fuzzy-wuzzies]]. War gets you [[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Pixelated PS3]]|nextlink=[[Soul Calibur|Chris-chan vs. Mary Lee Walsh]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User talk:Honorablethief

2010-08-02T21:38:48Z

Honorablethief:

{{welcome|Trombonista}}

== you're a faggot ==

and i thought you should know --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 03:43, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
* oh right, i forgot about that -- [[User:Honorablethief|HonorableThief]] 03:36, 2 August 2010 (MST)

User talk:Honorablethief

2010-08-02T21:35:04Z

Honorablethief:

{{welcome|Trombonista}}

== you're a faggot ==

and i thought you should know --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 03:43, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
* oh right, i forgot about that

Flipnote Hatena

2010-08-02T10:15:08Z

Honorablethief: /* Sockpuppets */ Thanks for acknowledging my handiwork, but I'm not Chris. I was bored one night and added stars just to see what would happen.

{{protip|Reporting Chris's animations to get him banned is as retarded as calling him and shouting "JULAY" down the line. It achieves nothing.}}
[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that, after [[June062010.MOV|leaving the internet forever]], he was now spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes. Being a retard, he helped [[Clyde_Cash|a valiant troll]] to find him by registering with his full name.

After a little more than two weeks of shameless self-promotion and sharing his creepy sex fantasies with the world, Chris got himself banned. Chris's account became active again on 24 July.

==Chris's Flipnote career==
Predictably, Chris's first contribution to the Flipnote community was a picture of [[Sonichu]], posted on 17 June. Over the next two weeks, he added several more Flipnotes featuring a mixture of his trademark anti-humor and whining about the trolls.

Chris's Flipnotes swipe freely from various sources of "inspiration." He ripped off some other users' Flipnotes almost wholesale, and also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Sally at School"] to produce two of his shorts. He stole the dialogue from the first few minutes almost verbatim (the word "princess" is replaced with "sexy, beautiful woman" because Chris has a one-track mind) and used them in his crude animations.

At the same time, he also posted a number of comments on other Flipnotes (excerpted below) and added a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on [[HippoOnYourHead]] and 91 on [[Don'tGetTrolled]]. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.

On 29 June, Chris first drew the attention of the site's administrators with [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. This Flipnote was likely taken down for being too sexually explicit, but other videos with less risque content were taken down as well. Flipnote Hatena's terms of use are very strict when it comes to the sharing of personal information, and we all know Chris can't resist [[Chris and his Ego|autographing everything he's ever made]]. The site also frowns upon the infringement of intellectual property rights, which is of course Chris's stock in trade.

Over the next few days, Chris failed to get the message and repeatedly re-uploaded several of his deleted Flipnotes. On the third version of RomanticLabyrinth, Chris accused the trolls of trying to make him look [[homosexual]], and stubbornly tried to reupload the Flipnote to prove otherwise. The site's administrators ran out of patience on 2 July and banned him.

Note that the moderators of the site are, by nature of their position, no doubt well aware of how trolling and various other forms of Internet harassment work. Despite what Chris would have you believe, they would never have punished him for what someone else did in his comments section. Unlike Chris, they don't have an effectively infinite amount of time to dick around on the Internet, so they don't take kindly to flag abuse, either. Someone didn't give him exactly what he wanted so he decided to go out of his way to flip his shit and get himself banned, without trying to be banned and without ever understanding the reasons for being banned, from yet another public venue that [[The GAMe PLACe|dozens]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|hundreds]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|thousands]], or [[YouTube|millions]] of people use every day without issue, proving once again that no one can troll Chris better than Chris trolls himself.

Showing once again that he never learns, on 24 July a number of Chris's Flipnotes reappeared, including the "tame" version of RomanticLabyrinth. He has so far not made any new flipnotes, however. This time, though, he disabled comments on all his submissions, perhaps working on the assumption that it was the comments from trolls (and not the content of his Flipnotes) that led to his original ban. However, Chris kept his full name on each and every one. It's only a matter of time before he's banned again.

Within two days after Chris's return to the site, several of his Flipnotes disappeared from his account, including RomanticLabyrinth and others that had been deleted before for violating the TOS. He later reuploaded the deleted Flipnotes but replaced the NSFW RomanticLabyrinth with the edited version. This cycle of events is expected to repeat until the mods lose their patience with him... again.

==Chris's Flipnotes==
:''Main Article: [[List of Flipnotes]]''

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Song of Christian|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

<center><gallery>
File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"My Trolls did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
File:Diamon1.png|
File:Diamon2.png|
File:Diamon3.png|
File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!
File:CWCcomment1.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 "That was Sweeet.] I can tell you have a [[Bubbles|bubbly]] personality from your style. Your [[JERK|Boyfriend]] is lucky to...
File:CWCcomment2.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 ...to have a] [[gal-pal|gal]] like you. :) Stay Sweet & Safe, Christian Weston Chandler. PS: Thanks for Faving me <strike>something</strike> back.
File:Flipnoteninja.png|
File:11542841929539631934 o.gif|Not a quid-pro-quo!<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/567831A059A36B1E@DSi/movie/A36B1E_09DD2199440AE_000</ref>
</gallery></center>

Comment left on other videos without a picture:

*"Why can't I find THIS FlipNote on my DSi, even through YOUR Profile's Posted F.N. pages? I want to download it; it IS funny. [:)]" (In response to a flipnote that is completely ripped off from ''[[Family Guy]]''.)

==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve ''[[Sonic]]'', ''[[Pokemon]]'', and ''[[Family Guy]]'', proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. In addition, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujo-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into animu) flavor.

==Sockpuppets==
Chris apparently registered several sockpuppet accounts to favorite himself and give high ratings. As of this writing, [[RomanticLabyrinth]] has over 10,000 stars. This is reminiscent of his campaign to cheat in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], in which he freely admitted to voting for himself multiple times.

Suspected sockpuppets include: [http://flipnote.hatena.com/EnterGodmode/following EnterGodmode], [http://flipnote.hatena.com/sonichu4ever/following Sonichu4ever], and [http://flipnote.hatena.com/SoulofChaosAgentofLight/following SoulofChaosAgentofLight].

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile] <s>BANNED</s> '''EVADED!'''
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11543000155817181722 The official Sonichu Flipnote Channel.]

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Websites]]

User:Honorablethief

2010-07-31T04:15:47Z

Honorablethief: Created page with 'Just some furfag'

Just some furfag

RomanticLabyrinth

2010-07-26T02:52:10Z

Honorablethief:

[[File:Report.png|thumb|What had to be done.]]

'''An Ol' Classic Dream''', later renamed '''RomanticLabyrinth''', is the tenth animation Chris posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]]. It is essentially one of Chris's [[sex]] fantasies conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based on the [[Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream|watery maze dream]], albeit featuring ([[Chris and Censorship|censored]]) [[Duck|genitalia]] (complete with erection), nipples, and [[china]], as well as implied [[Giant Penis Comic|sex]] - note that [[Chris and the Internet|this is predictably and clearly against the rules of Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in literally millions of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even ''more'' and which, regardless, no one would ever want to see.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization totally antithetical to Chris's perverse delusions, removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), citizens of the [[CWCki]] were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] had soon mirrored it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever. Needless to say, Chris probably [[Mass Debate|faps]] to this.

Also of note is that, if you look really close near the end of the video, ''(where Chris says "If only I knew who you are in reality"'') a big black mess appears near his legs, making it look like he [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shat himself thinking about this mystery woman.]]

==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = An Ol' Classic Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z0iYHA41Ntk}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| previous = [[Edit Me]]
| next = [[For_Women_ONLY]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been [[Pedofork|hastily altered from a 13]].'']

[''A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".'']

[''A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.'']

[''The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.'']

[''This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.'']

LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[''Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.'']

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF [[Chris and his Ego|FIVE MILLION]]...

STARS ☆ INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

[[Chris and music|Music: "City in the Clouds"]] by [[Wikipedia:Howard Drossin|Howard Drossin]]

Have a Good and Safe Day. ''Christian W. Chandler.''

== Later versions ==
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|The third and final version.]]

As any sane person would guess, the mods brought the hammer down on Chris's sex fantasy very, very quickly. And as anybody with even a casual knowledge of Chris would guess, he was less than happy. Not long after the first version was taken down, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing (reminiscent of the edits made to [[Sonichu 8]]) and the hard-on replaced by a [[semen|strange white cloud]]. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a ''third'' version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>*</nowiki>I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT

Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE,

THERE IS NO FLASHING! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...

FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,

Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!

Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted

anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them

create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please

allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

The second version followed after the text. The mods deleted this one so quickly that nobody was actually able to see the video on its own page. Its thumbnail is all the evidence we have that it ever existed at all.

On July 2, Chris attempted to upload the second version a fourth time, which led to his DSi being permanently blocked from the service.

Along with several other videos, the second version was uploaded a ''fifth'' time on July 24, after Chris likely bought a new DSi to evade his ban.

As of the moment of writing, the fifth upload has over [[4-cent_garbage.com|9001 stars]].

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]

RomanticLabyrinth

2010-07-26T02:51:59Z

Honorablethief:

[[File:Report.png|thumb|What had to be done.]]

'''An Ol' Classic Dream''', later renamed '''RomanticLabyrinth''', is the tenth animation Chris posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]]. It is essentially one of Chris's [[sex]] fantasies conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based on the [[Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream|watery maze dream]], albeit featuring ([[Chris and Censorship|censored]]) [[Duck|genitalia]] (complete with erection), nipples, and [[china]], as well as implied [[Giant Penis Comic|sex]] - note that [[Chris and the Internet|this is predictably and clearly against the rules of Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in literally millions of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even ''more'' and which, regardless, no one would ever want to see.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization totally antithetical to Chris's perverse delusions, removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), citizens of the [[CWCki]] were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] had soon mirrored it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever. Needless to say, Chris probably [[Mass Debate|faps]] to this.

Also of note is that, if you look really close near the end of the video, ''(where Chris says "If only I knew who you are in reality"'') a big black mess appears near his legs, making it look like he [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shat himself thinking about this mystery woman.]]

==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = An Ol' Classic Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z0iYHA41Ntk}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| previous = [[Edit Me]]
| next = [[For_Women_ONLY]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been [[Pedofork|hastily altered from a 13]].'']

[''A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".'']

[''A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.'']

[''The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.'']

[''This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.'']

LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[''Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.'']

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF [[Chris and his Ego|FIVE MILLION]]...

STARS ☆ INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

[[Chris and music|Music: "City in the Clouds"]] by [[Wikipedia:Howard Drossin|Howard Drossin]]

Have a Good and Safe Day. ''Christian W. Chandler.''

== Later versions ==
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|The third and final version.]]

As any sane person would guess, the mods brought the hammer down on Chris's sex fantasy very, very quickly. And as anybody with even a casual knowledge of Chris would guess, he was less than happy. Not long after the first version was taken down, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing (reminiscent of the edits made to [[Sonichu 8]]) and the hard-on replaced by a [[semen|strange white cloud]]. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a ''third'' version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>*</nowiki>I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT

Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE,

THERE IS NO FLASHING! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...

FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,

Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!

Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted

anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them

create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please

allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

The second version followed after the text. The mods deleted this one so quickly that nobody was actually able to see the video on its own page. Its thumbnail is all the evidence we have that it ever existed at all.

On July 2, Chris attempted to upload the second version a fourth time, which led to his DSi being permanently blocked from the service.

Along with several other videos, the second version was uploaded a ''fifth'' time on July 24, after Chris likely bought a new DSi to evade his ban. As of the moment of writing, the fifth upload has over [[4-cent_garbage.com|9001 stars]].

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]

100 2188

2010-05-27T08:37:46Z

Honorablethief:

'''100_2188''' was uploaded 27 May 2010. In this video, Chris complains about the trolls vandalizing the CWCipedia and then tries to defend himself, saying that he is [[PS3|active]] in his community and that the trolls are losers who sit at their computers all day. He also asserts that he is STRAIGHT for the millionth time.

Chris claims that hacking someone else's "crap and stuff" is something he would never do, either forgetting or ignoring the fact that he invaded [[Liquid Chris]]'s e-mail account in his pursuit of [[Kacey]] and Samantha Thaddeus's e-mail account in order to [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|converse with Jack]].

His outfit in this video is a new variation on the "Trucker" costume from [[Some Favored Comedians]] and his [[The Hook Cafe|Hook Cafe]] profile pictures, this time featuring a dark blue t-shirt and a black vest. Whether this represents a sea change in his [[Chris and fashion|fashion]] choices remains to be seen.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2188
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i1RDewqiAIo}}
| stardate = 27 May 2010
| subject = {{Website|[[CWCipedia]]}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}, {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[Some Favored Comedians]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris opens the video with a sigh.'']

May 27, 2010. Look. All you people who dare, who are, all you people who mock me and torment me, you trolls. I'm sick and tired of having to deal with you. You do not need to be gettin', hacking into my crap and stuff, you do not need to be doing that. And you should never do that! [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|I would never even do that]].

I am trying to improve myself. I am [[Mass Debating|working on myself]] in real life. [[Monthly Tugboat|I am not lazy!]] I am no, I am not so much a manchild as I was before! And I am act-, and I am active within my community looking for new, looking for new friends to talk, to hang out with and talk to. Especially the women. I do not need to repeat myself!

[''Chris dramatically removes his glasses.'']

I am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]. I love women!

[''After a long pause, Chris puts his glasses on.'']

And I am not going to be on the internet much because I have been turned off of the internet, because of what, because of them damn tr-, because of you damn trolls. Give me so many bad essperiences of the internet. Real life is so much beardier now, you know, you glue yourselves to your computers...

[''The glasses come back off.'']

...every last one of you! And y'all are becoming autistic, like! Stuck within your computers! Nobody, not, not too many people are socializing in real life anymore, they're just glued to their computers. That is not a world, that we do not need to live in. Technology is suppo-, is supposedly, supposed to improve our lives, make things easier for us. I'll tell you one thing that it is not making easier. Being sociable in real life. You need to glue, you need to get yourselves away from your computers. [[Chris and hypocrisy|And your sheltered lives. And go out and socialize in real life!]] Talk to people! Go find yourself, go find your own sweethearts, or if you already found 'em, go t-, go talk to them and h-, and, and hang out with them, and... [[Hanky panky|everything]].

I do not need to have to update myself on the internet. My good name is my own good name. And nothing on the internet will change that for fact. Everything on the internet may as well be considered false. If you really want to know the truth, you have to, seem, you have to talk to me in person! In real life! Because I am not going to be pushed around anymore by anybody on the internet. Anybody outside of this state, outside of my own com-, outside of [[CWCville|my own world]]. On the, on the internet, through the computer. The only ones that I will associate with and possibly entrust are those closest to me in real life. Computer-heads, go get your own life! Away from the computer!

People meeting people on the internet supposedly is an [[The Hook Cafe|improvement]] in [[Okcupid|relationships]], but you know what?

[''Chris shakes his head vigorously.'']

[[Aspergers|I disagree! Heavily!]]

[''After another long pause, the glasses go back on.'']

Improvement on what, socially? Nothing! We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone! We do not need the internet and e-mails! We've become, y'all have become slaves to your own damn thing. Think about it!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Some Favored Comedians]]|nextlink=Current}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

PS3

2010-05-26T06:09:49Z

Honorablethief:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

Chris's [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' (purchased 17 March [[2006]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>) is his "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards.

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.]]

[[Chris]], being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt (although this was during the [[Julie]] Saga). As of now that number is higher, at a little over a third of Chris's [[Monthly tugboat|annual income]].

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much, and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

As of the end of 2009 and the beginning of 2010, Chris's PSN purchases are growing: in several months during this time frame, Chris spent more than $200 each month on the PSN.

As of February 2010, Chris has currently spent: '''$3405.22'''

=== Trophies ===

According to the [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 20 May 2010, Chris has 996 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

The games where he has over 50% progress so far include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
|''God of War III''
|36
|100%
|All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
|''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the God of War Collection.
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| Apparently, a demoscene production. ''Not'' remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''Flower''
| 14
| 100%
|-
| ''Wheel of Fortune''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Gunstar Heroes''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have got 100% in Gunstar Heroes, but IRL he's a total zero.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''Frogger Returns''
| 4
| 100%
| ''One hundred percen—!'' ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
|-
| ''inFamous''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
| ''Burnout Paradise''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>[[Brutal Legend Plus]]</ref>
|-
| ''Braid''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be a [[Christian Weston Chandler|stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that Braid is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
|''God of War''
|33
|82%
| Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under 5 hours.
|-
| ''Sonic Unleashed''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D Sonic title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Noby Noby Boy''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Heavy Rain''
| 43
| 65%
| Chris's trophies for this game are largely the ones achieved through rote button-pressing, not the ones that require actual exploration or puzzle-solving skill.
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen]]''
| 8
| 57%
|
|-
| ''UNO''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there's a bunch of them that he hasn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he has touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over ''a couple of hours''. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'')

=== Hacking ===

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account has been hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart Julie, was able to convince Chris to "share" his password in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3|February 2009]], and later used it as a wedge to control and torment Chris. Later, in the summer of 2009, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 February 2010, thanks to a certain [[Surfshack Tito|Hawaiian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is]]}}
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles}}

[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]
Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical stress.

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It remains to be seen if doing so will void any long-term warranty the PS3 might have had or impede his quest to gather more trophies and download stuff from the PlayStation Network.

==Other oddities==

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in [[Brutal Legend]].</ref> He even does so in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - detailing his entire game collection.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempt to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
*[[PS3 History Level]]
*[[PSEye]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSN Blogs]] - an archive of Chris's posts.
*[[Sonichu Home Club]] - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
*[[Sony]]
*[[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - the Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

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