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CWCville Shopping Center

2010-10-04T23:02:35Z

Horsehorsehorse: "restaurant" category to break up textwall, also removed missing cite/ref re: Scrapbook of Fail (why needed in first place?)

[[Image:ChrisCWCMall.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Chris raping the fourth wall in front of the mall (seen here to be called "CWCville Mall" despite other indications of it being called the "CWCville Shopping Center"]]
[[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by [[Spazkid28]] in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''.]]
'''CWCville Shopping Center''' (alternatively known as '''CWCville Mall''') is located in the center of downtown [[CWCville]]. It is the location of Chris's [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] and a temple to the rampant consumerism in CWCville. It's also Chris's version of his beloved [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]].

Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in PVCC, and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], he is now using the design in the comics. The plans were in the [[Scrapbook of Fail]], and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.

==Stores==
* [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]]
* [[Wikipedia:Aéropostale (clothing)|Aeropastale [sic]]]
* Arcade World (Video Games) [Yes, he's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
* [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]]
* [http://www.annajoys.com/ Anna Joy's] (local bridal shop)
* April's Sports (local sporting goods)
* [[Wikipedia:Bath & Body Works|Bath & Body Works]]
* [[Wikipedia:Big Lots|Big Lots]]
* [http://www.brmsstore.com/ Blue Ridge Sports]
* [[Chris's resume|Books-a-Million]]
* [http://www.cache.com/cache/control/main Cache] [sic]
* [[Wikipedia:Carlton Cards|Carlton Cards]] [One on each floor for some reason.]
* [[Wikipedia:Cellular One|Cellular One]]
* [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports
* [[Wikipedia:Christopher & Banks|Christopher & Banks]]
* [[Wikipedia:Circuit City|Circuit City]] Express
* [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]]
* [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic, Game & Hobby Place]]
* [[Li'l Chris|Create-A-Critter]]
* [[Cutco]] Outlet
* [[Wikipedia:CVS/pharmacy|CVS]]
* [[Wikipedia:Disney Store|Disney Store]]
* [[Wikipedia:Dollar Tree|Dollar Tree]]
* [[Wikipedia:Finish Line, Inc.|Finish Line]]
* [[Wikipedia:Foot Locker|Footaction USA]]
* [[Wikipedia:Trans_World_Entertainment#f.y.e.|F.Y.E.]]
* [[GameStop]]
* [[Wikipedia:Gap (clothing retailer)|Gap]]
* GCN [? - second floor, he may have meant [[Wikipedia:General Nutrition Centers|GNC]].]
* [http://www.glamourshots.com Glamour Shots]
* [[Wikipedia:Hallmark|Hallmark]]
* [[Wikipedia:Hat World|Hat World]]
* [[Megan|Hot Topic]]
* [[Wikipedia:J. C. Penney|JCPenny [sic]]]
* [[Wikipedia:Genesco|Journeys]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sterling_Jewelers#Kay_Jewelers|Kay Jewlers]] [sic]
* [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|KB Toys]]
* [[Wikipedia:Foot Locker|Lady Foot Locker]]
* [[Lego]] Outlet
* [[Wikipedia:LensCrafters|LensCrafters]] [Listed twice beside each other. Probably where Chris got his [[Pedo-glasses|Rapist Glasses]].]
* [[Wikipedia:Limited Brands|Limited]]
* [[Wikipedia:Limited Brands|Limited Too]]
* [http://www.mastercuts.com/ MasterCuts]
* [[Wikipedia:Destination Maternity|Motherhood Maternity]]
* [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Pacific Sunwear]]
* Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain)
* [[Wikipedia:Payless ShoeSource|Payless Shoe Source]]
* [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]]
* [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|Radio Shack]]
* [[Wikipedia:Ritz Camera|Ritz Camera]]
* [http://www.rockstarbodyjewelry.com/ Rock Star Body Jewelry]
* [[Wikipedia:Sam Goody|Sam Goody]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sears|Sears]]
* [[Wikipedia:Spencer Gifts|Spencer Gifts]]
* [[Wikipedia:Stride Rite Corporation|Stride Rite]]
* [[Wikipedia:Suncoast Motion Picture Company|Suncoast]]
* T&C Nails (no website, likely [[Punchy Sonichu|Chris's view]] [[Chris and race#Asians|of an average nail salon]])
* [http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ The Briar Patch]
* [http://www.thehappycook.com/ The Happy Cook]
* The [[Pokémon]] Center
* [[The GAMe PLACe|The Toy Place]]
* [http://www.thingsremembered.com/ Things Remembered]
* [http://www.tradesecret.com/ Trade Secret]
* [[Wikipedia:Verizon|Verizon]]
* [http://www.victoriasgallery.com/ Victoria's Art Gallery]
* [[Wikipedia:Victoria's Secret|victoria's [sic] Secret]]
* [[Wikipedia:Waldenbooks|Waldenbooks]]
* [[Wikipedia:Warner Bros. Studio Store|Warner Bros. Store]]
* [[Wikipedia:YesAsia|YesAsia.com]] Outlet Store
* [[Wikipedia:Zale Corporation|Zales Jewelry]]
* [[Wikipedia:Zany Brainy|Zany-Brainy]]

==Restaurants==
* [[Wikipedia:Burger King|Burger King]]
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Chris and ego|Christopher's Pizza]]
* [http://www.cinnamonster.com Cinnamonster]
* [[Wikipedia:Coffee Beanery|Coffee Beanery]]
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]]
* [[Wikipedia:NexCen Brands|Great American Cookie]]
* [http://www.kohrbros.com/ Kohr Bros. Frozen Yougurt] [sic]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Wikipedia:Mrs. Fields|Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies]]
* [[Wikipedia:Red Robin|Red Robin]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sbarro|Sbarro]]
* [[Hannah|Starbucks]]
* [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Taco Bell]]
* Tokyo Shogun (Virginia-based Japanese mall cuisine; no website)
* [[Wendy's]]
* [http://www.western-sizzlin.com Western Sizzlin']

==Non-Store Facilities==
* [[Wikipedia:Bank of America|Bank of America]] ATM
* [[Wikipedia:BB&T|BB&T]] ATM
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]
* [[Jerkop|Mall Security]]/Customer Service
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Restrooms]] [Multiple]
* [[Wikipedia:Wachovia|Wachovia]] ATM

==See also==

* [[CADD]]
* [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] - The IRL version of the CWCville mall.

==External links==
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloorOne.pdf Plans, Floor 1]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloor2.pdf Plans, Floor 2]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/MayorsOfficeModel1.pdf Plans, Mayor's Office]
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?we0oddnzwnk Original Project Files]

{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Places]]

User talk:Kazmeyer

2010-10-04T20:11:58Z

Horsehorsehorse:

{{welcome}}
--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:35, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

==My bad man==
For some reason I confused you and officerJulay.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:18, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:No worries, figured that was the case. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 02:19, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:48, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== re: SSI/SSDI ==

Hey, sorry for the confusion on that page. I've been trying to find where Chris or Bob talks about them filing with the work history, can you point me to that? Just curious. And thanks [[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]] 04:01, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
:No worries. Unfortunately, I don't have the source; it's just been a long-standing argument by the "sink Chris's tugboat" crowd that there had to be some fraud going on because they used Bob's social security information, which you do when applying for SSDI for a dependent child without a work history. My guess is it's in an IRC or a Mumble somewhere. I don't think we've ever gotten direct confirmation on the SSDI/SSI thing, but given all the apocryphal info, the size of the payment, and the fact that Chris doesn't bitch about having to meet with examiners every couple of months to tabulate his assets I'm pretty sure it's disability.
:It also kind of deflates the "Chris is leeching off the taxpayers" argument, too, because what he's really leeching off of is Bob's contributions. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 06:57, 4 October 2010 (PDT)
::Ah... yeah, that was something else I was puzzled about on that page. That first paragraph about his benefits just bugged me, esp the bit about "need-based welfare", but I guess I understand the trolling mentality that would want to rock the boat for Chris, pun intended. I don't particularly agree with it; Chris ''is'' legally disabled after all and for all indications would not be able to hold down a job with his emotional development jammed in neutral as it is, but it's better I guess to not give people more reasons to slam him. Not like they need more. Thanks for catching it when you did [[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]] 13:11, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Kazmeyer

2010-10-04T11:01:34Z

Horsehorsehorse: /* re: SSI/SSDI */ new section

Talk:Monthly tugboat

2010-10-04T10:54:04Z

Horsehorsehorse:

==To do==
*Chris's references to his monthly tugboat (see Smithey e-mails and Miyamoto e-mails).

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Random Thought: Since Chris gets paid from welfare out of our pockets, are we not paying for him entertaining us? It seems like a fair exchange for me. If anything, Chris should be thanking us (and everyone else who is an USAfag and pays taxes) for keeping him and his creepy obsessions alive. Since I have to pay for him, I want to get every cent worth from this lolcow. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:33, 12 May 2009 (CEST)

==Disambiguation==
'Monthly Tugboat' shoud just contain the definition and the times he's used the word, we shoud create another page titled 'Chris and Money' --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:38, 20 May 2009 (CEST)

I liek both the above ideas. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 17:22, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

==$800,$750?==

I've noticed that some pages say that his tugboat is $750 and others saying that it's $800. Does anyone have evidence to show which value it is?([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 19:25, 21 July 2009 (CEST))
*The thing is, Chris has said about three different values. I believe he's said "$800" so let's try and find a citation for that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 21 July 2009 (CEST)
*The tugboat rises in value each year so long as cost of living increases, so it's definitely over $800. $750 might be an old number from a few years back. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 17:06, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

==State or federal?==
Is the welfare program chris leeches off of paid for by all taxpayers or just the ones in virginia? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 21:18, 28 September 2009 (CEST)
*It's social security. So it's federal. And it is somehow arranged through Bob's SSN. Details as to how this works exactly are fuzzy. But it isn't typical state welfare. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:01, 28 September 2009 (CEST)
:*It needs to be reiterated that this is not a welfare check but a disability check. It is a form of government welfare, but it is not welfare in a "you don't need to work" sort of way but that he has managed to establish he has a disability (namely autism) that prevents him from maintaining or keeping work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

== On Advice of Bob? ==

Is there a source of where this came from? If it came from Chris I feel it may be a point to make that this may be Chris' point of view on the matter and may not reflect the truth. --[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 12:14, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== This is bullshit ==

NOT. A. FORUM. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:14, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
: Sorry for asking here, but since the PVCC is private, where can we go to talk about the BS about Chris spending our money on his stuff at? -- [[User:Ashki|Ashki]]
:: There may still be a /cwc/ board on 789chan. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:22, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== Can someone explain this to me in Chris's terms? ==

"Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an SSDI recipient could have earned from $700 dollars a month in the year 2000, when Chris was 18, to $1000 dollars a month in 2010 without losing a cent of their SSDI income."

I'm not entirely sure how this works. Exactly, what did Bob do to screw Chris over? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 00:18, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
: Whether Bob "screwed Chris over" is kind of a matter of perspective, but it works like this. If an SSDI beneficiary works a real job and makes enough money, they will receive reduced benefits according to how much actual income they earn. However, there's a threshold that has to be reached before that reduction starts happening, which is what that quote describes. Chris could get a job and earn as much as a grand a month before the government started docking his monthly SSDI check (and he'd have to earn a lot more than that before they stopped giving him any SSDI money at all). So the argument would be that Bob has misled Chris to his detriment by convincing him that if he works, he won't make as much money as he brings in just by waiting for his SSDI checks. The counter-argument would be that Bob still has two brain cells to rub together and knows that sending Chris into the workforce would just mean eventually having to deal with another court date. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 02:40, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
::Alright, I should know how this works but it seems more clear now. Thanks. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

:::Chris gets around $9000/year from the gov't. Half of that goes towards "room & board" or something which like money the gov't would give to a mental institution or your caretakers. The rest is to pay for your living expenses including entertainment -- the gov't doesn't give a shit if you go see a movie or two on their dime. In theory they want you to be able to earn money on SSI, but if Chris did find and keep a job, even if it's washing dishes at Denny's, that could prove that his autism doesn't disable him hard enough to get free money. If he can work at a job then he's not disabled, and the tugboat goes away probably forever. Most of the money Chris has under his control gets spent on entertainment, because his parents still buy most or all of his food and gas. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:31, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Chris getting a job wouldn't end the tugboat; it's meant to supplement a low-paying job (as that's all Chris will ever be able to hold down) and provide a living wage. The disability payment is based on his autism, not on some judgment of how much he can or can't work. As noted above, his payments would only start to decrease once he started making over $12k a year. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 06:06, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
:::::SSI is only paid if your mental illness is so bad that you can't keep a job. It's fairly easy to lose SSI. This is like when people get disability insurance payments for a back injury and are caught lifting heavy shit. $12k a year is $8/hr for 30/hrs a week, btw. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 12:25, 24 September 2010 (PDT)
::::::Specifically, you get SSDI if you can't do "substantial work," whatever that means. I'm not sure it means just the same thing as the $x/month. --[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 18:48, 24 September 2010 (PDT)
:::::::There's a substantial difference between SSI (payments only to the disabled, end if you can work) and SSDI (payments to the disabled to supplement work income). Chris gets SSDI, he does not get SSI. (SSDI requires Social Security work credits, which is why Bob's work history was involved; SSI is paid out of the general revenues and would actually validate the Chris-on-welfare meme trolls like to get mad about.) [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 19:58, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

:I'm the one who wrote that. I know because I'm basically Chris. As SSDI was explained to me by a Social Security worker when I applied for it, you can make only up to a certain amount of money a month, after which you lose 100% of your benefits either immediately or after some sort of review process. This action is binary; there is no gradient similar to the $1 you lose for every $2 you make while getting SS retirement benefits. That amount changes yearly according to a certain, proscribed plan, I'm sure to adjust for inflation and shit. In 2010, the amount is $1000, i.e. person on SSDI—i.e. Chris—could contribute to society an amount of work a month worth $1000 without being penalized in the slightest, but Chris's dad, being an ignorant, self-important hick who holds some idiotic, arbitrary, long-dated sense of "honor" or God-knows what above any natural sense of decency, i.e. a Southerner, apparently convinced Chris not to bother. --[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 18:43, 24 September 2010 (PDT)
::I think, as has been speculated, Bob discouraged Chris from working in order to keep him out of trouble. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 19:58, 24 September 2010 (PDT)
:::That's obviously a possibility as Chris would IMMEDIATELY FUCK UP EVERYTHING if he got a job, but the article says that "[o]n the advice of his father, Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall," which is just flat-out stupid advice. I read somewhere that people don't always say exactly what they believe, though. --[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 21:25, 24 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Aye. I think "You can't get a job because you'll lose your disability" was just easier for Bob to use to convince him than "You can't get a job because you're a fuckup of cosmic proportions." [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 04:59, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

== Just to clarify ==

Since I edited the acronyms on this page -- when you're talking about the income that Chris receives from the gov't, that's '''Supplemental Security Income (SSI)''', the $800 or so he receives monthly. '''Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI)''' is something different; in Chris's case, that's Medicare (the federally funded healthcare system in the U.S., for overseas CWCikipedians). Since he is permanently disabled (his autism won't be "cured" by GodJesus or any of Chris's forgiveness blessings), he will ALWAYS receive Medicare, which pays for 80% of most healthcare excluding dental, vision, etc, but, as noted, his SSI is contingent on his total income & the poverty level in Virginia. I think he technically receives more than $800/month, but the money that's not deposited into his bank goes straight toward paying his Medicare premium. Obviously it's different for every case. Anyway, there are several other Social Security type benefits like Veterans, Survivors, Death, etc, but it always causes confusion because the acronyms are all fucked -- the Nixon administration or whoever didn't think their cunning plan through. [[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]] 16:00, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:Thanks for clearing that shit up, I can see I was confused on a number of points. Well done. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:33, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
::Actually, no, Chris's check is SSDI because they had to use Bob's work record to file for it. That wouldn't have been necessary if it was SSI. Chris would also be subject to extremely stringent asset rules if he was receiving SSI. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 16:59, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Monthly tugboat

2010-10-04T04:05:35Z

Horsehorsehorse:

I'm workin' on it

2010-10-04T00:56:29Z

Horsehorsehorse: Redirected page to THAT IS MY HOUSE

#REDIRECT [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]

Talk:Monthly tugboat

2010-10-03T23:00:16Z

Horsehorsehorse:

Monthly tugboat

2010-10-03T21:58:30Z

Horsehorsehorse: additional info on SSI, corrections, spelling/grammar edits

{{taxpayermoney}}

{{quote|Yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than [[sonichu.com]]|Chris to [[Miyamoto]], complaining about how long his free money is taking}}

[[Image:Monthly_Tugboat.jpg|thumb|right|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]

The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris's]] euphemism for his [[Wikipedia:Supplemental Security Income|SSI]] check, which is deposited into his bank account via direct deposit [http://ssa.gov/pubs/calendar.htm on or about the 3rd of each month]. Essentially, the United States government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support disabled individuals whose injuries or ailments affect their ability to earn a living wage. Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check isn't a need-based welfare check, nor is it meant to replace a paycheck for someone who is unable to work. Chris's disability check is meant to supplement the money he would receive at a low-paying job (the best he could hold down) and provide him enough money to live on his own. Chris, of course, chooses not to work and mooches off his parents instead, blowing his tugboat on video games. Unfortunately, this doesn't disqualify him from receiving disability.

Currently, Chris receives [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg|$809 each month with $565 going to his parents for room, board, and to pay toward his credit card debt.]] The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]] or [[sex toys|straight up his ass]]. However, $244 per month (about $8 per day) is nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of Chicken McNuggets, gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of 2009, [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit-card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg|bank]] [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg|statements]], at the end of one month he had less than three dollars left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 USD ''in the red''.

Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag 34|Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded "tugboat", because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy. This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]].

[[Image:Autism-costs.jpg|thumb|left|[http://www.autisticchild.org/autism-statistics This is true]]]

On the advice of his [[Bob Chandler|father]], Chris doesn't get a job, supposedly because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob is totally wrong. At the time of this writing, minimum wage in the state of [[Virginia]] is $7.25, pursuant to federal minimum wage. If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life, get off disability, and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly income before taxes and his rent payment would be approximately $1,260 USD. This would put Chris's annual income range, before tax, at roughly $15,100. Subtracting what he pays his parents to live in filth each month, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $9,000 in ''spending'' money, enough for many more sex toys and video games. Contrast this with the $4,200 Chris pulls in annually from the government after paying off his parents (roughly equal to what he's spent in total so far on his PS3).

Even if this weren't enough, the most cursory research reveals that an [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|SSDI]] beneficiary could have earned from $700 dollars a month in the year 2000, when Chris was 18, to $1,000 dollars a month in 2010 without losing a cent of their SSI payments.<ref>http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/sga.html</ref> It's clear that Bob's decision to encourage Chris's unemployment comes from negligence, ignorance, blind delusion, or the knowledge that his son is a total [[fail]]ure who can bring nothing but shame on himself and his family. His enabling has caused Chris to miss out on over $100,000 in potential earnings through the end of 2010, which could buy a lot of [[Muscle bra|bras]], [[Sex toys|fake china]], [[Flipnote Hatena|children's toys]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|Lego-covered PS3 accessories]].

If Bob's motivation comes from the reasonable assumption that Chris could never survive in an real-world workplace environment, of course, one wonders why [[Fridays After Five|he keeps unleashing him to run amok on an unsuspecting public]].

In the [[Father Call|father call]], Chris claims that his disability check is "a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out". Given Chris's tendency to waste his free money on frivolous shit rather than put it towards anything that might improve his life, he was probably just telling Kacey's father what he thought he wanted to hear.

Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his eighties, given reasonable "cost of living" increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $900,000 to $1,000,000 over his lifetime. In this day and age, that's chump change and he'd amass a larger fortune if he simply got off his ass and got a career; of course, it's [[Chris and Health|extremely unlikely]] that his fat ass will live anywhere near that long.

==References by Chris==
*The earliest known use of the term "monthly tugboat" was in March 2007 in Chris's first e-mail to his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]]. When introducing himself, Chris says, "I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a monthly tugboat." He does not actually explain what a "monthly tugboat" is supposed to be.
*An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Adam_Stackhouse_wins.2C_Chris_is_a_horrible_cheater_and_likes_Megan_.22so_much.22|e-mail to Megan]] from August 2007 recounts Chris's purchase of [[Guitar Hero]] with his latest tugboat check.
*During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris claimed he was waiting for his tugboat (in an e-mail to "Miyamoto" himself, no less) to fix technical problems with his website.
*In [[Mumble 1]], Chris mentions that he'll have to wait for his next tugboat to buy some new content for ''Ape Escape'' on the PSP.
*In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]], Chris tells [[Julie]] that he can't make it to Ohio until his next tugboat comes in.
*Since late 2009, Chris seems to have mostly given up the term "tugboat," possibly because of its extensive adoption by trolls in the Mumble chats, the [[Mailbag]], and elsewhere. In the [[Father Call]] he refers to it as his "monthly income," while in the [[Jackie e-mails]] he simply says he's on Social Security, although he did refer to it once as a "tugboat" in [[Mailbag 34]].

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Chris and money]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Template:Christory/October 02

2010-10-02T06:49:06Z

Horsehorsehorse:

{{Template:Christory Entry
|imagename = Sonichu%27s_Ode.jpg
|imagecaption = poetic genius
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2003]]''', Chris writes "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu", part of which is quoted in [[Issue 0|Episode 2]].
|link = Sonichu's_Ode_to_Rosechu
}}

Chris and the Internet

2010-10-01T06:25:40Z

Horsehorsehorse: added images. derp

[[File:Bob the Lumberjack.jpg|thumb|240px|right|The proper response to a [[virgin with rage]] on the internet.]]

The '''Internet''' is a specialized computer programming that allows the transmission of data through long distances through a massive collection of networks connected all over the world. The Internet has grown since its first real conception in the 1980s as a means for [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College|universities]] to communicate with each other. It is said that nearly 2 billion people are connected to the Internet.

One of those is [[Christian Weston Chandler|a fat, whiny, bigoted, misogynistic, and egotistical manchild.]] He is the Internet's [[Basement_Rosechus|battered girlfriend]] who always comes back for more.

==Understanding==

Chris seems to be aware that the Internet is a place where, once you put something up, anyone with access to a computer could see it. However, due to a combination of his ego and his [[Autism|general inability to understand others]], Chris has come to the conclusion that if he puts anything on the Internet, everyone ''will'' see it; and if you direct a message to someone, ''only'' they will see it. Chris has in the past attempted to address videos to specific people, from [[Congrats,_Jack_Black|celebrities]] to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|potential employers]] to [[Ivy|internet girlfriends]]. Most telling is [[100_2178|his 8 May 2010 rant]], which was addressed to anyone who served on the Green County School Board in the early 1990s.

Chris sees no problem in dropping [[Honest Content|highly sensitive information]] over his videos — including his phone number, [[14 Branchland Court|street address]], and the secret name of [[The Wallflower|the girl]] he desperately wanted to be his [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. He doesn't understand that [[YouTube]] is a public website and not an instant messaging service, never paying attention to the deluge of comments he gets from horrified onlookers that definitively prove his "[[For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only|private]]" messages are anything but.

Chris has been on the Internet for some time, yet does not understand how to act online any more than he does in real life. While many users of the Internet contribute content, are polite and helpful, and generally [[Chris_and_the_Law|follow any established rules]], Chris sees all websites as vehicles to spew his [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_the_CWCki|self]]-[[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|serving]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile|version]] of [[Honest_content|the truth]]. Even worse, when given his own website, he audaciously claims that [[CWC_Blog#January_2010|it is he who has control over the site]], not [[User:cogsdev|the Sysop]] who does the work of setting it up, or the [[Jack_Thaddeus|advertisers]] who pay for it.
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==Forums and bans==

[[File:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|240px|left|Some people see [[duck|dicks]] everywhere on the internet. Chris tends to see these instead.]]

As with many places in real life, Chris has found himself banned from the few places he frequents online.

Chris does not normally participate in forum discussions, either due to a dislike of reading or simple egotism. When he does, he always signs his message — be it a comment on YouTube, a rant on the [[Adult_Swim_posts|Adult Swim boards]], or a complaint about something in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.<ref>http://forums.littlebigworkshop.com/t5/PS3-Workshop/Complaints-on-the-Sonic-the-Hedgehog-and-Werehog-Costumes/m-p/239893;jsessionid=C15F46579256D040386028A0EAB09412</ref> He never follows up on these posts either, nor does he read the comments left by other users, just like on YouTube. Any retractions or responses are saved for completely unrelated posts elsewhere on the Internet.

Common sense would suggest that Chris would fare well in the Internet forums, which are havens for socially retarded, thirty-something man-children who still live with [[Barbara_Chandler|Mommy]] and [[Bob_Chandler|Daddy]]. However, Chris has managed to fail here too. By appearing in the web as his usual nicknames or full names, and plastering Sonichu crap all over, he draws the attention of his trolls, and reacts predictably when they follow him. More importantly, if the trolls somehow fail to notice his new hangouts, he's quick to make enemies completely on his own accord, due to his [[ego]], selfishness and complete disregard of rules.

Thanks to his screwed up conversation filter, Chris has done stupid stuff and has stuff taken down or been banned from places. However, due to his relative inactivity concerning Internet forums, he's banned from fewer places online than expected. He was banned from [[deviantART]] in the summer of 2009 for posting the uncensored version of Sonichu 9 without an [[Honest_content|NSFW]] tag, though he doesn't understand why—comments left on his CWCipedia talk page suggest that he is under the impression that his dA account simply vanished into cyberspace for no reason. He was also banned earlier for the uncensored version of Sonichu 8. As well, despite bouncing from one account to the next, Chris has only been [[The July 10th Messages|banned once]] from [[YouTube]]. However, unlike DA, Chris has constantly made new accounts after one was taken down or abandoned. He has also had posts moderated at [[GameFAQs]] when he attempted to solicit money for special characters in [[ModNation Racers]].

His most grievous ban to date involves [[Flipnote Hatena]]. Between 29 June and 2 July, Chris had [[RomanticLabyrinth|the same Flipnote]] removed from the site ''four times'' because of its sexual nature, with Chris thinking it was being removed by trolls instead of the fact that a [[Nintendo]]-owned website wouldn't ''like'' that sort of thing being put on their site. Because of this and other flipnotes he had uploaded and reuploaded, the mods blocked Chris's DSi from uploading any further flipnotes. Nearly a month later, Chris resurfaced on the website and reuploaded all the flipnotes that got him banned in the first place. It is suspected that he has purchased a new DSi in order to evade the ban, adding yet another reason for the moderators to ban him from the website.

One notices a pattern in all of this—Chris is simply too lazy to read a website's terms of service, too lacking in empathy to lurk for a while and see what people generally do on the sites, or even pick up the basic common sense needed for survival in most Internet communities. He just meanders onto a website and begins to post whatever he feels like posting, reacting with shock when he crosses a line because he did not bother trying to learn its location. When protesting his ban from Wikipedia for violating one of their numerous rules, he argued that he didn't have the time to read the pages upon pages of fine print that stipulated what constituted acceptable behavior. When faced with a similar conflict on Flipnote, he failed to get the hint that something in all of those videos was violating the terms of service, uploading a video anyone could tell was inappropriate for the PG-13 website no less than ''four times'' before his DSi was blocked from the service. Undeterred, Chris purchased a new DSi (a handheld that is worth almost as much as his monthly budget) and uploaded it a fifth time.
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== Attempts to leave the Internet ==

[[Image:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|240px|right|What Chris means when he says people should "[[03212010_C-Ya_Later.MOV|go outside and enjoy life.]]"]]

As the saying goes, "when the going gets tough, the tough get going". However, in Chris's case, he takes this and butchers it — when [[trolls]] descend on him and [[Stress|torture]] him, he gets up and leaves. He's like a child who packs up all of his toys and goes home when things don't go his way. For many trolls, this would be a great victory — threatening to quit the Internet forever is such a common reaction to trolling it has its own [[ED]] article. However, Chris just can't stand to get away from the Internet.

His [[Youtube Finale|first attempt]] to abandon the Internet was in the aftermath of the [[Julie]] incident; tired of [[Clyde Cash]]'s trolling, Chris proclaimed that he was leaving the Internet. Instead of doing that, he disappeared for all of two weeks, before creating a new account on YouTube. His [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|second]], [[100 2188|third]], and [[100 2189|fourth attempts]] all seemed to have been directed by an [[Rocky Shoemaker|outside force]]. Of course, Chris being Chris, he never made good on his word to stay off.

After he made his second announcement of leaving the Internet, he made a [[Cleveland_Show_Voice_Rant|rant about the Cleveland Show]] a mere ''36 hours later''. He also made his fourth announcement of leaving the Internet just ''four days'' after making his third announcement, saying that the [[Kick the Autistic|trolls have scared him from the Internet, that he is literally afraid of the Internet]]. Chris being Chris, he returned just [[June062010.MOV|one week]] after this grand proclamation. After talking about how he almost committed vehicular homicide, he makes his ''fifth'' announcement that he is leaving the Internet.

Nearly two weeks after his ''fifth'' abandonment of the Internet, he was spotted at [[Fridays After Five]] playing [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi. He soon discovered the pictures and videos of him on the Internet and broke his exile to post his response to it all on Flipnote Hatena the next day, saying that he wishes trolls would stop spreading his bad reputation around. This shows not only that Chris is still looking out for his Internet reputation, but that he also assumes that by telling trolls "I'm leaving the Internet forever," he expects them to stop talking about him.

This would've been easy for the trolls to do, if Chris had just [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|stopped]] [[The_MovingForward_videos|making]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|videos]]—especially ones [[Stardate,_August_27,_2010|addressing them]] [[Haters_Gonna_Hate.MOV|specifically]] ([[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square#Chris_captured_on_video|not seeking out trolls offline couldn't hurt, either]]).

What Chris doesn't seem to realize is that the [[PS3#Playstation_Network|PSN]] he [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|loves]] [[List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_video_downloads|so]] [[List_of_Chris%27s_PSN_game_downloads|dearly]] and Flipnote Studios are all technically a part of the Internet, as they consist of a network of interconnected computers/devices. Also, a quick check of his YouTube profile will usually reveal he has signed on within the last 12-24 hours, meaning he still visits YouTube daily; he's also recently taken to [[Twitter]], Gamespot, and [[GameFAQs]] to beg for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' codes. It's plain to see he is [[Chris_and_hypocrisy|full of shit]], and his announced departures only cover the parts of the Internet [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|that]] [[CWCki|bother]] [[4-cent_garbage.com|him]].

== Will Chris ever really leave? ==

It's possible, perhaps even inevitable, that circumstances will enable Chris to really leave the Internet. The most likely reason would be the death or intervention of [[Robert Chandler|certain benefactors]] that keep the Internet train a-rolling. Another (slightly) less-likely possibility would be the end result of Chris's terminal slothfulness: just ceasing to care about anything except [[video games]], [[toys]], and his [[CWCville|Happy Place]]. If pressed, Chris always claims to be "workin' on it ([[Sonichu]]/[[job|employment]]/the [[Love Quest]]/etc.)," but effort is anathema to Chris.

It is highly unlikely that he'll ever leave the Internet of his own volition. Chris thrives on attention just as much as he is burned by the terrible strain of effort. Like an abused spouse, he may never leave unless [[Rocky_Shoemaker|someone else]] steps in. [[Trolls|Being the horrible people we are]], we'd rather have it that he stay. And now, with the [[Fridays After Five|trolling efforts]] of field agents in play, it seems the only way Chris will ever truly leave the Internet will be through his [[Chris and Health|inevitable]] [[death]].

==References==
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{{Chris and}}
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Anti Troll Movement Video1

2010-10-01T03:12:16Z

Horsehorsehorse: transcription edits

[[File:datface1.png|thumb|200px|[[Audiobooks|LOOK AT THAT FACE GOD DAMN]].]]

'''Anti Troll Movement Video1''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 26 [[September 2010]]. He "sings" the same song about [[trolls]] featured in his heavily plagiarized [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]] animation [[Don'tGetTrolled!|Don'tGetTrolled]], apparently in hopes of promoting an "Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement". Surprisingly, Chris was able to recite the lyrics with a good deal of accuracy, even though he [[Autism|completely missed the original point of the song]].

It goes without saying that Chris, once again, fails at singing.

In the latter half of the video (which, completely contrary to the alleged topic of the video, has nothing to do with anti-trolling), he lists the "sponsors" of his video, including ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', and feminine skin care products. Considering he is wearing the same t-shirt he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|wore the day before]], his promotion of [[Chris and health#Hygiene|personal hygiene]] products is rather ironic. Chris specifying and praising anti-dandruff formula haircare makes it a safe assumption that he has dandruff (which is no surprise).

Just like in other videos, his [[Chris and English|mastery of the English language]] is apparent, as when he tries to say "I don't use products ''tested'' on animals" comes out as "I don't use animals". He has trouble keeping his thoughts [[Homo|straight]] even in the same sentence. Then he goes off on a tangent about his bathing habits (or lack thereof) and [[Recycling|semen utilization]].

In essence: Chris once again [[Family_guy#Influence_on_Chris| doesn't get the point of the original message]] of [[Parody|what he steals]], nor does he apply [[Cwcipedia#CWCipedia_closed_due_to_A.28I.29DS|previously learned lessons]] and [[Wallflower_E-mails_3|repeats the mistakes of the past]].
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==Description==
{{quotebox|Original song from [[FlipNote Hatena]] user 8-BIT.

<nowiki>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016?in=user</nowiki>}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Anti Troll Movement Video1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EgZijKM17Kw}}
| stardate = 26 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
| next = [[New Address]]
| saga =
}}
{{quote|Oil of Olay brand bar soap... Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good.|Chris on the benefits of washing}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris turns on the camera and steps a pace back.'']

[''theatrically''] And now, a very, encouraging, song.

[''Another step back with a head twitch, and begins singing "[[Don'tGetTrolled!|You've Been trolled]]" to the tune of "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Our_Guest Be Our Guest]" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast'']

Youuuu've beeeen trolled 
You've been trolled 
You have PROB-ly been told 
Don't reply...
[[File:Christler.jpg|thumb|right|Haben Sie einen schönen Tag, mein Führer.]]
[''He turns away and reaches for a crudely-drawn picture of a troll, which he holds up through the song and after.'']

...to this guy 
He is just getting a rise 
Out of you 
Yes, it's true 
You respond and that's his cue 
You start trouble on the double 
While he strokes his manly stubble

You've been trolled 
You've been trolled 
You should probably just fold 
When the only winning move is not to plaaaay

Then you keep on trying 
Endlessly replying 
You've been trolled 
You've been trolled 
Havenicedaaay!

[''Song ends.'']

This video, portraying and projecting the Anti-Troll Cyber Bully Movement...

[''He puts down the troll picture.'']

...has been brought to you by ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' and...

[''He holds up a box of soap.'']

...Oil of Olay brand bar soap, and other things. Softer, smoother skin in a week or so! And, not only that, it gets you clean, and it makes you smell good...

[''Chris [[Homo|drops the soap.]]'']

I just used it to wash my hands! And I use it in the shower! To [[Mass debating|wash myself vigorously!]] I certainly do not use any animals, my own [[Semen|jizz]], or anything else other than Oil of Olay brand bars of soap. And [[Axe]] body wash. And shampoo, and conditioner. Available in anti-dandruff form! But anyway, Oil of Olay. Softer, smoother skin in a week, and makes you very clean. Have a nice day!

[''Chris throws up a [[CWCville|Nazi]] salute and turns off the camera.'']

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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]|nextlink=[[New Address]]}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User talk:Anonymax

2010-10-01T01:29:31Z

Horsehorsehorse: /* Video icons with blank linkage, etc */ new section

You've been busy already - good job. Keep it up. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:36, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks for fixing the typos in Mumble 3! Sometimes my memory fails me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:User Template Categories ==

That sounds like a good idea. Should we start moving pages, then? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:18, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
* Hmm, now that you mention it, I tried moving the weeaboo category to change its capitalization but I didn't see the "move" tab.

:An awards/standard userboxes split sounds good. It'll keep the Awards category from being cluttered. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:36, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

* Got it. I'd delete them right now, but since I'm only supposed to delete vandalism I don't want to accidentally abuse my Jerkop powers. Maybe you should ask one of the higher ups to do it? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:11, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

==Re: New Shirt Icons==

Okay. I've been using MS Paint all this time, but I just downloaded GIMP (it seems to be a lot more user-friendly than I remembered). How many have you fixed so far? I can fix the rest if there are any left to be done. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 01:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, I've got it. Thanks for offering, though. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:04, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** I hope you do ZThe Joker shirt justice seeing as it actually is one of his best known shirts for raging now.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:55, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

== About the welcome template... ==
I saw your post on YawningSquirtleRedux's talk page and I understand your reasoning, but wouldn't it be more convenient to to just use the template rather than all the text itself? I mean, thats what the template is for isn't it? It saves file size and and can actually be just typed out, rather than having to copy paste it in from somewhere. Plus it makes the talk pages easier to navigate around without all that text there. I don't know about you, but to me, using the template seems it'd be the easier option. And i'm still not sure what'd be so bad about the user talk pages changing when the template is edited. Wouldn't that just mean they'd have the up to date version of the welcome? Besides, how often would we even need to change the template. It looks fine to me as it is. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:52, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hey, buddy ==

[[Template:Zoroastrian|You forgot a userbox.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Ham ==

I'm amazed - nay, ASTOUNDED - that we have a template for that. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]], 21:40, 03 June 2010

== My Page ==
Thanks for cleaning up the userboxes. I kind of got the feeling I had done it wrong, but was too tired to mess around with it any more.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 04:57, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uh, question. ==

I recently saw in my talk page's history something about you not wanting me to reinvent the wheel?
May I ask what that was about?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

== whitespace issues ==

Thank you so much for fixing the whitespace issues for the troll userboxes. I was wondering what was causing them. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 19:44, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== Re: Your Jerkop application ==

In case you get this before you see my message in IRC, get in touch with me, I'd like to talk to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:10, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== re:Large Rollback ==

Ah, thank you! I'll be sure to remember that. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 13:26, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

== Talk pages ==

The point of talk pages is to... TALK. It doesn't have to have a standard or anything. Right...? --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 06:51, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== I have a few words for you: ==

You especially, need to get off your high horse.

Funny how everyone on this wiki criticizes Chris for being full of himself, how ironic since it's common from the editors here too. I'm through editing this shit wikipedia. You editors are just as pathetic as Chris. Fuck you. --[[User:Tommy-Vercetti|Tommy-Vercetti]] 20:44, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

== Thanks for trying ==

Unfortunately none of those suit my needs, thanks for trying though. --[[User:Ashki|Ashki]]

== Hey, idiot ==

Thanks for destroying my work: http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Vivian_Gee_E-mails_2&action=historysubmit&diff=115313&oldid=115312 --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:40, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== Work 1 section a time ==

Just like as I do. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:46, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== It's for future ==

Use the sections, there won't be conflicts of edits with someone else (probably). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:51, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

==WTF==
I didnt "re-add crap" I removed the names of the 2 tards on the call. Check the version difference.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 09:15, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

== Video icons with blank linkage, etc ==

Hiya. I edited a few of the "subject" and "style" [[Template:Video icon key|video icons]] that weren't pointing to links (i.e. they just went to file:image.blah and also were missing alt text), and changed one in particular ("Reason" under "style" pointed to the page for "Fail"; I changed it to "Chris and hypocrisy" since I figured there were plenty of examples and links for CWC's failures). Is there currently or will there be a desire to edit the icons in "shirt" and "other" similarly? If so, I'm willing to help, though not sure how people would want that done. There are only a few linked shirts so far, typically ones that are iconic of certain traits or events (e.g. the Pokemon shirt, the muscle bra). Others could be linked along the same way, like the "Rollin and Trollin" video for the "Trollin Style" outfit, or if something is ubiquitous enough it can just point to Chris's fashion page. The icons in the "other" category could link in the same way but I don't know if video types are categorized any further than the [[List of Videos]], nevermind that I'm not sure what qualifies as "live" or "directfeed".

Anyhow, I've always thought the video icons on the CWCiki are a neat touch. The shirts are all great. I'd only really change the "Rumors" icon because I always thought it was an old-fashioned weighing scale instead of a warning sign. Let me know if I can help. [[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]] 18:29, 30 September 2010 (PDT)

Template:Crazy

2010-09-30T05:30:22Z

Horsehorsehorse:

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Template:Smug

2010-09-30T05:29:33Z

Horsehorsehorse:

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Template:Reason

2010-09-30T05:26:21Z

Horsehorsehorse:

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Template:Reason

2010-09-30T03:58:11Z

Horsehorsehorse: didn't realize "rage" icon already went to "chris and anger"

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Template:Reason

2010-09-30T03:42:07Z

Horsehorsehorse:

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Template:Power

2010-09-30T03:31:27Z

Horsehorsehorse:

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[[Chris and English|Grammar Nazi]] and [[fag|eager student]] of [[Chris|human nature]].

Long-term health problems give me a convenient excuse to dick about on the net a lot, and for my [[Monthly Tugboat|money]], this is the greatest show on the interbutts.

===to do===
*grammar/spelling nitpicking
*prettying up formatting
*help out with transcripts
*get various [[Template:Video icon key|video icons]] to conform re: alt text, links, etc
*not fuck up too much

[[Image:Horse3.gif|Horsehorsehorse]] [[User talk:Horsehorsehorse|Talktalktalk]]

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2010-09-30T00:57:46Z

Horsehorsehorse: Created page with "Grammar Nazi and eager student of human nature. Long-term health problems give me a convenient excuse to dick about on the net a lot, and..."

[[Chris and English|Grammar Nazi]] and [[fag|eager student]] of [[Chris|human nature]].

Long-term health problems give me a convenient excuse to dick about on the net a lot, and for my [[Monthly Tugboat|money]], this is the greatest show on the interbutts.

===to do===
*grammar/spelling nitpicking
*prettying up formatting
*helping out with transcripts

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Talk:CWCipedia

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== Man I wish Chris would stop ==

Thank god he's already half-way there! Ahahahahah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Redirected ==

Is it possible that the CWCipedia was redirected due to Chris's comments in his last video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Well, his last video reached the ED message board. This means "Open Season" on Chris's racist arse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:25, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:*We'll know if it is replaced by either a message from the NAACP or if several ads involving giant black cocks suddenly show up. Still, the EDF pestering him seems to annoy Chris the most and this will set them off.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:42, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Mao is awesome ==
The impossible has been done people. Mao has defeated the CWCipedia Royal Navy and comandeered their vessle. This is a golden age for the pirates, and we shall rule the high seas forever! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:51, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
:I think shit might be getting real here folks.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:40, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
::I was talking about how that would be the best way to troll Chris today. Taking his property is the best way to piss him off, and about the only way at them moment. It'll blow Tito out of the water though... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:22, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Vandalism galore. BTW, I uploaded all the images they used to vandalize the place. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:57, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:: Chris never learns from the trolling, taking his CWCipedia wasn't probably a good thing for the CWCki, because the CWCipedia gave a lot of insight info about Chris. Probably Chris will crash into slumber once more and be inactive for a while.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:17, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::We'll have to see. If the damage is too great then probably. Chris is not one for hard work, and there is quite alot to repair. I didn't think that this would happen on quite such a grand scale... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::The damage IS too great. There's no way the CWCipedia can be restored without it becoming a clean slate, or it could be moved to this server. Anyway, the vandalism can be found [[CWCipedia vandalism|here]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 18:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:The CWCipedia became useless sometime around January when he gave up on mailbags, comic pages, character bio pages and was content on just sitting on his ass playing the [[PS3]]. In fact, when the vandalizing first started he was playing God of War III. Now he's playing Heavy Rain. So yeah. also archive: archive.cogsdev.org [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:24, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::Fair point. He's probably not too bothered then --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:25, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Indeed, he'll probably just start up a new website with his monthly tugboat, and I guarantee that the new site will be hacked within days of its creation. The CWCipedia was the only place where Chris could safely post stuff that we could all laugh at. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:12, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::Odds on his return to cogs at some point? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::Maybe he'll try a site like deviantart once more, like cheezyart or something that is free and it's not hard to use, but in that case, he would get banned shortly.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:31, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::If that is the case, then maybe it is in our best intrests to help restore CWCipedia? Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::<s>I'm assuming (hoping) the the PVCC kept an archival copy of the CWCipedia before they invited us to go open season so us dedicated Christorians can reference all the insane crap he wrote. If not, well there's always the page histories</s>. Lol, I'm dumb. Clyde put the archive up earlier on this very page. So now the intellegent thing to do would be to change the templates and cites that link to the CWCipedia to link to the archive instead.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::And what of the future? Most of all our new info comes from CWCipedia. If thats gone and Chris has no place to put his homophobic rants, then where will our info come from? That Mailbag is a goldmine, and if not for trolls, we would still have a chance of him ansewing it. If Chris makes his own new site, I can promise you that there would not be a mailbag. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::No worries, if it gets that bad, they'll just put the original CWCipedia back up. Chris is daft enough to brush it off as some sort of hacker anyway. He can't last on his own site, it would be hacked too quickly. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:13, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::He can last well on his own site if the ones who HACK IT DON'T DO IT. (WINK). The thing is the mailbags would be lost but fuck it, chris doesn't want to do SHIT anymore. He can easily set up a blog, upload some comic pages on his own. if you want your questions answered ask him yourself. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It's RIP CWCipedia then I guess... The tracker can be redone though, for wherever he chooses to go next, so that's not a great loss, at any rate. --18:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Some time ago, Chris came back to the CWCipedia and attempted to revert all of the vandalism that was done to it. As of now, he seems to have stopped. Maybe he's in the process of making a video where he rages about the fact that his wiki has been vandalized to hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Nope, he made a video about how he's leaving the internet. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 00:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

It seems that the WikiSysop took back control of the site, according to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Security_breach this.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:: It could be as well a trap to lure chris, let's wait to see what happens.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:19, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm betting Chris will be back soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:20, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia as our official "Uncyclopedia"? ==
I know that a lot of you probably thinks that Uncyclopedia is unfunny, but I am thinking more of the concept behind Uncyclopedia. A sort of place for the more intelligent vandalism and other things, that, while funny, would never fly on the CWCki, and it has already sort of become that, with the massive vandalism lately.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 20:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Well, forget about that, because the damn Sysop reverted it to its pre-Mao state. Now Chris is gonna be back within a week. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 03:38, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== It's Dead, Baby, It's Dead... ==

*I think that the whole CWCipedia is dead, I clicked on the link and it directed me to an error page. Should we make a mention about it? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*Nothing is unusual, it's just 110mb being shit.-- 06:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Given Chris's already faulty understanding of religion and the fact it came back on Easter might this inflate Chris's ego even more?
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
::*He'll probably proclaim the return of the CWCipedia as a miracle and then proceed to rub it in the faces of those DANG, DIRTY TROLLS in a YouTube video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:55, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

:::*I think that the CWCipedia may have crashed into slumber for awhile, error or not. Keep in mind that Chris wasn't doing ANYTHING on there even before it was hijacked by Mao. Chris hasn't uploaded any new comic pages and hasn't answered any of the mailbag questions for quite at least a month now. This isn't to say Chris won't go back to it (he can't stay off the internet) but he may not use the website until he gets bored and/or forgets about the trolls. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

==Ressurection==
Disregard that its back. Just had to fucking come back on my birthday of all the days >:(. although its still unlikely Chris will get of his lazy ass and update it though
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
: happy belated birthday? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 06:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

==Song placed on it==

So theres a song currently on the Cwcipedia and I was wondering first what is its name, and secondly did chris chose it or did Alec/Mao? --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
* I'm guessing it was either the latter or Jack Thaddeus. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

==Asperchu advertisement==

So now there's a gigantic Asperchu ad on top of every article, depicting a page from Asperchu where <s>Christian Weston Chandler</s> Ian Brandon Anderson gets shot in the calves (just desserts considering what he did to Liquid in Sonichu Special 4). How much do you want to bet Chris will completely lose his shit over this and make a vaguely threatening YouTube video about it? [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's plenty of other places to talk about this and this isn't one of those places. This talk page should be reserved for improving the article on the CWCipedia and not CWCipedia related commentary. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:43, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== Fan Mail ==

So apparently it's like the mailbags, only with more asskissing. I guess I'm getting what I wished for, but I'm not exactly thrilled at the prospect of having to kiss Chris's ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Great Rampage 2.0 ==

*Added some info about CWCipedia getting gang raped again, feel free to add stuff on it! --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:09, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia bites the dust==

Well, it seems all the stress has finally become to much for chris, and he's just decided to quit and fail, just like every other thing he does in life... Perhaps now that he's relinquished control, maybe Alec could take over the Sonichu franchise? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:57, 27 May 2010 (EST)
*Chris stated in his recent video that ''everything'' on the internet about him is false, which includes the videos he put up claiming to be the true and honest owner of Sonichu. Alec has ground to stand on if this plan works, and nothing will get Chris back faster than the thought that someone has taken Sonichu.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:29, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::That sounds perfect. We should get the sysop to lock up the CWCipedia, clean it up, and give control and copyright of Sonichu over to Alec. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:51, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::And Alec has the copyright because Chris failed to update the comic for three months straight. That might work, but again it's all up to PVCC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

And so it has been! Take a look over at the new CWCipedia, look who's in charge :) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:33, 27 May 2010 (EST)
:Maybe now we should start an e-mail campaign where we praise Chris for his vast improvement in his skills when he created Sonichu Season 2. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
Oh fucking hell, what happened? I go up north for the weekend and suddenly, BLAM.
The fuck? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 13:58, 31 May 2010 (EST)

:: On the FAQ page, it states that Alec now has legal ownership of sonichu. all it should take is a fake store selling merchandise and an outpouring of praise for the new comic and he'll come roaring back... Chris has always been very defensive about asserting his property rights, this should push him over the edge --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)
::: Oh god we have to make retarded Sonichu shirts and put them on one of those t-shirt websites. We just have to. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]

I only used to go to CWCipedia to do first-hand research on the comic. Where am I supposed to read it now? Does Alec actually control the first season or is he just saying that to piss Chris off? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:26, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris made a promise to update his comic on a daily basis, and he has failed to update for three months straight. Also, when Chris uploaded his comics to the CWCipedia, he surrendered the copyright of Sonichu over to the CWCipedia, and since Alec and Vivian now own the CWCipedia, the copyright of Sonichu now belongs to them. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

::I already know all that. What I'm saying is where else can I read the comic? I'm doing research for my own troll fic and I need specific insight of the past comics. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:57, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You'll probably find the comic here at the cwckiut since Chris can't actually post any comic at any site, the update should be on hold up until chris finds another site, and the CWCipedia tracker should change name, considering Chris gave up the CWCipedia.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:24, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Bill, I think there's a link to the pre-vandalism CWCipedia on the article itself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:09, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
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Haw, I like the "circle 9" they're using as the website's icon. Baka baka baka baka baka. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]

== Rewrite ideas ==

Now that this episode of Chris's history is over, it'd probably a good idea to rewrite this article more than a little bit, because currently it's a bit like a big ball of mud. It would probably make sense if we had some sort of overview section (what the CWCipedia was, how Chris used it, what kind of articles were there, and what kind of failures were inevitably met) and then explain the history of the site in detail. The various trolling episodes, like the Jack's famed advertising efforts, should probably go into another article ("Jack's CWCipedia ads" or whatever). Thoughts? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 21:38, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*I support. CWCipedia was a whole saga in itself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia spits out the dust ==

...he got it back. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:15, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:* Nah he didn't. Look closer. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:48, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::* Yup, so anyone think the new section should be rewritten or left as it is? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 10:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Rewrite it and the entire article in itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia Suspended? ==

Anyone have any idea what this is for? [[User:Straw|Straw]] 16:43, 26 June 2010

I don't know, but considering the ORANGE IMPOSTER is in control of Asperpedia at the moment, it might have carried over to CWCipedia. Or the powers that be are planning something. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Or maybe Vivian realised that her attempt at a troll scheme was a failure and just decided to shut down the site, for great justice. Incidentally, I want to know what the legal status of Sonichu is if it was work for hire to the CWCipedia and and CWCipedia is now dead. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**It's still, if it really is considered work-for-hire, copyrighted to the owners of the CWCipedia, I believe -- whomever they may be. If Chris agreed to assign his copyright rights to the owners of the CWCipedia, then that means they are under copyright protection for up to 35 years. The owners of the CWCipedia are the ones who may choose to negotiate the termination of the copyright. It's all [http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap2.html#204 here] in black and white. I might be misreading it, but there is a certificate of transfer (in the form of the WFH form signed by both parties), and that serves as the major evidence that the transfer took place. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 8:59, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
***Due to complaints about the old vandalized cwcipedia apparently, it was still up. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:17, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
****Can some lawfag translate for me? I know he didn't give a "note or memorandum of the transfer... in writing and signed by the owner of the rights conveyed" because it wasn't signed and isn't in writing, only typing which doesn't count in court of law. Furthermore, as it isn't being lawfully seized, it isn't an "operation of law". Did he then give an "instrument of conveyance" by stating he was abandoning the site? If not, than we fail the first hurdle in saying that the copyright isn't his because the transfer of copyright isn't legally valid by this law. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:39, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== How did it all begin? ==

The "early days" history is fairly ambiguous. All we know was that it was hosted on [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs's]] server. We don't know why Chris requested it, or why Cogs offered the space... --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:15, 2 September 2010 (PDT)

== tmi? ==

I don't want to step on any toes due to my newfaggotry but one of the most recent edits (in the parenthetical bit in the first line) has me wondering if it really should be there. The CWCipedia drama has always left mrs horse & I puzzled until we saw that, after which we both fell over from the incredible impact of lulz. i know Chris reads the CWCiki, so I ask if this is too much info at this time. [[User:Horsehorsehorse|Horsehorsehorse]] 16:35, 29 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:CWCipedia

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{{Honest}}

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|Chris proudly claimed the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

'''CWCipedia''' (4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010) (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]], which was also set up by the [[Cogsdev|same webmaster]]) was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it was designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris had more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of MediaWiki's software and its usability, in that it strove to create a platform even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/lazy fuck can easily use. While Chris does possess some "[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Bob.27s_work_history_.2807:18_-_16:58.29|technological]]" intelligence, he still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

Chris had a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article, he ended up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This led into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he had in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had leveled them). This somehow led to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that was basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery, he got back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
For several months Chris's use of the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintained the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris made no money from advertisement revenue; all of it went towards keeping the CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was the only donor who delivered over €1,000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may have been tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seemed limited.

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, scolded Chris, telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. Furthermore it said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. In other words, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], ''[[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]]'' and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting to CWCipedia:
{{quote|I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text, later converted to a jpeg) and featuring a picture of a man releasing his [[navy]]. Chris, surprisingly, never reacted, even though he has a [[Homos|giant homophobic ass]].

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Image:DicksSporting.png|[http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/home/index.jsp No Joke]
Image:Diversity.png|But [[niggos|"No Darkies"]]
Image:DuckPreservationSociety.png|[http://www.woodducksociety.com/ You should always take good care of your duck!]
Image:Eyesight.png|Plus, if you go blind, you can't enjoy shirtless men.
Image:Fkinglie.png
Image:GayAutismCure.jpg|Get yours today!
Image:GayAutisticSingles.jpg|The man of your dreams could be living next door!
Image:GayAutisticSon.jpg|I bet Chris [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Could.]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|Twice]].
Image:GayDrawing1.png|[[Sonichu (comic)|Case in point.]]
Image:GayDrawing2.png|You know what sounds like [[Autism|artistic]]?
Image:GayForGod.png|[[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] Approves.
Image:GayOtakuSexClub.jpg|Can I bring my [[Anime Wings]]?
Image:GayPokemonDVDs.png|That's digusting! Get a [[Muscle bra]] and cover up!
Image:GLISTENINGHALF-NAKEDBLACKMEN.jpg|This one is my favorite.
Image:Heavenlyreward.png|After you die, you get your [[Semen#Comeuppance|Comeuppance]].
Image:HEXBAWKSad.png|A [[Hex Bawx|"Life upgrade"]].
Image:HGwait4u1.png|He's already a [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|fan]]
Image:HGwait4u2.png|AUTISM HOOOOOOU~
Image:Hitlerpedia.png|[http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights.html Bill of Rights]
Image:HOTTHROBBINGGAYCOCKjpg.jpg|Cumming to butts near you.
Image:JoinTheNavy.gif|[http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-425.html/ DON'T ASK DON'T TELL]
Image:JustGuys.png|There's nothing wrong with [[High_school#Social_life|only hanging out with one gender]]
Image:Knight.png
Image:PlayNow.png
Image:Kool-Aid.png|It's recommended by 9 out of 10 High Functioning Autistics
Image:LearnAboutIslam.png|Chris has lots of [[mailbag|fans in the middle east]]
Image:Lipitor.png|Better [[Chris and health|stop taking it]] before it makes you [[homos|gay]]
Image:Mystery pic.png|Can you identify our mystery penis?
Image:Naivewater.png|[[Naïve|It's not what you think it is]]
Image:OK2BGay.png|[http://okaytobegay.blogspot.com/ There's a big difference between bending down and kneeling over]
Image:OxieCleanAd.gif|GETS OUT AUTISM, FAST! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!
Image:PickelParty.png|Sounds promising
Image:PicklePops.png|Pop a Pickle in your mouth today!
Image:PKMN4HP.gif|That HP kid is a total [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic spaz]
Image:Sexvote.png|[http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/2571589/ PollDaddy Answers Poll]
Image:Specialsomeone.png|They don't meet the [[Attraction Sign|requirements]]
Image:This2this.png|Go from [[Obesity|THIS]] to [[Clyde Cash|THIS]]!
Image:VirginiaLaw.png|[[Jerkop|I am the LAW]]
Image:CWCipediaChrisLesGayAd.png|[http://www.eflgc.org.uk/ What do you mean, 'gay and Christian'? It's not possible... or is it?]
Image:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|It seriously is.

</gallery>}}

==The Twitter feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Sysop later put the feed on the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

== A history of (un)availability ==
===CWCipedia closed due to A(I)DS===
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]

During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having gotten a little first-hand lesson regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he was completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his website of fail.

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

===CWCipedia closed (again) due to theft===
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 February 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

===CWCipedia lives on===
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons, likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]]. When it returned, for a few days visitors were treated to the sight of a series of animated ads featuring gigantic ejaculating cocks, revenge from Jack Thaddeus in response to Chris's execution of the Asperpedia Four at the end of [[Sonichu 10]].

===CWCipedia closed due to parody===

{{quote|Also, you might want to take a look at your site before you go around advertising it... Some pretty vulgar vandalism you have going on there on a majority of pages.|Some guy on LittleBigWorkshop. Chris never read this and discovered the vandalism the next day.}}

Going into March 2010, Chris appeared to lose all interest in updating the site or presenting any meaningful new content. He neglected updating the Mailbag and stopped uploading new comic pages. His only additions to the site in the first three weeks of March were a series of rants directed at trolls and his fans, where he accused them of breaking up his pursuit of [[the Wallflower]] and complained that the demand for new Sonichu comics was ruining his life.

On 18 March 2010, CWCipedia was taken down and replaced with a redirect to a [[parody]] version of the website run by [[Mao]]. The Sysop had decided to allow Mao to buy a permanent redirect for 100 dollars. Since Chris was the captain, he decided to sail the U.S.S. CWCipedia into an iceberg and let it sink, making Jack pull all his funding and forcing the Sysop to shut the site down for good.

===CWCipedia opened for everybody===
{{main|CWCipedia vandalism}}

{{Quote|STOP THIS!!! THIS IS MY DOMAIN, and I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS SCREW IT UP!!!|Chris, somewhat upset.}}
[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|One of the hundreds of images uploaded by trolls during their epic vandalism.]]

A day later, however, the original CWCipedia returned. At the same time, Mao was given sysop, bureaucrat, and oversight powers on the site, suggesting the arrival of a new "captain" on deck. The result was much good vandalism, most notably on the main page itself, by "Kine", "SEANBOTMK2", "ALECBOTMK2", "EVANBOTMK2", and "Metal Asperchu." Soon, account creation was enabled for all and the website was utterly vandalized in a flurry of [[duck|genitalia]].

===CWCipedia closed to outside edits again===

Early on 22 March, the Sysop returned to the site after being busy on other projects and quickly reversed everything back to the pre-Mao state of the site. However, much of the vandalism continued to remain in the history of many of the pages, and several pages were not changed back, either due to the Sysop skipping them over or not caring.

===Broken dead===

During the early hours of 31 March, the front page of the CWCipedia [[Patti Chandler|decomposed]] into HTML code. This was attributed to the nature of the 110mb server. The [[Honest content|true and honest]] version created by [[Mao]] is still up and running.

===Resurrection===

Whether it was coincidence or an act of Godbearjesus, the CWCipedia came back on Easter Sunday. It is more likely that some technicians actually worked through the Easter weekend just so an autistic manchild can carry on putting up badly drawn comics when he feels like it for his [[fanbase|fans]].

===Traitorous mutiny===

On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded the rest of [[Sonichu 11]] and updated the [[Captain's Log]]. However, many quickly learned that these new pages may not have been as true and honest as they first appeared, as it involved [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] filing for divorce, [[Reginald]] whipping [[pickle|it]] out in front of [[Robbie]], Sandy getting hit by a car, Wild committing suicide by blowing his head off, and all three of the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu kids]] getting killed by drinking detergent (actually, Cerah survived, but was put out of her misery by being smothered with a pillow). Two days later, Chris discovered the vandalization and replaced all of the images with a disclaimer that work on Sonichu 11 was ongoing. He then called out on the Sysop's "traitorous mutiny", but was willing to forgive her. He then ranted about how he would find peace off the internet, [[Youtube Finale|suggesting he may]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quit the internet]]... [[Lie|again]]. (SPOILER ALERT: He didn't.)

===A new face===

{{quote|DO NOT "[[South Park|SOUTH PARK]]" MY WORK.|Chris, on Daria's changes. What he means by this is currently unknown.}}

On 13 [[May 2010]], a new user called DariaCamacho appeared on the CWCipedia. She then proceeded to edit the main page and its templates as well as making new character bios. Chris, still highly paranoid after [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], reverted her edits on 14 May. The next day, displaying HTML skills similar to Chris, she broke the main page, which was again reverted, and added a message to her talk page asking Chris why he didn't appreciate her edits. [[Ego|We all know why.]] Chris then added his own response on 16 May, telling her not to "[[South Park]]" his work.

DariaCamacho was eventually revealed to be Mao.

===CWCipedia gets gang-banged (again)===

On 26 May 2010, CWCipedia was hacked, again. And once again, it was open to everyone. Several pages, once blanked and/or deleted were restored, and ''[[Sonichu 11]]'' had the not TRUE and not HONEST comic pages back up.

===CWCipedia abandoned and revived===

Frustrated by this new wave of trolling, Chris, [[100 2188|in a message in a recent video]], declared the CWCipedia abandoned:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all therein.]]

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the internet.

[[List of Chris's lies|I never meant to become famous]], and I wish to [[Manchester High School|go back]] to when there was little against me.}}

With the declaration made, the CWCipedia became perfect breeding grounds for [[duck|dicks]] and [[Doctor Robotnik|PINGAS]]. However, Mao Ling swooped in and rescued it. Given to [[Hamsty the Hamster]], the CWCipedia was revived and [[Sonichu Season 2|a new season of ''Sonichu'']] began.

===Return of the Captain?===

On 4 June 2010, over a week after he abandoned the CWCipedia, Chris seemingly returned to the CWCipedia, writing in his Captain's Log that he's taking back the CWCipedia from those "D*** trolls". However, if you had read his TRUE and HONEST FAQ, you would've noticed that it was just another trolling attempt.

===The end===

On 26 June 2010, the CWCipedia (or Sonichu Fans Wiki, as it had been called by its [[Asperpedia|new owners]]) was finally terminated. Fortunately, [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page a copy of the site as it was before the vandalism and takeover] was kept so future generations can witness the monster of [[fail]] that was the CWCipedia. The vandalisms can be seen on the website as well with a click of the "history" tab.

==See also==
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]</s> '''DELETED'''
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia (pre-vandalism)]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]

Talk:CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC

2010-09-29T06:45:17Z

Horsehorsehorse: /* Jesus */ new section

Oh wow Chris is pulling a spax3 and we ALL know how that has turned out...[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 21:13, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
* Messianic Complex! Amazing. "''uh, BELIEVE IN ME HONESTLY, a-a-AND YE SHALT BE, uh, DELIVERED THY OFFICIAL AND, erm, ORIGINIAL REWARDS!''" (But maybe not everyday, just check my Wiki) [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 22:20, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
I'm actually excited to be learning what Chris's blood type is. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 23:34, 9 August 2009 (CEST)

* May I ask why? [[User:Dammerung|Dammerung]]

==Oh Wow==
Haha, my name is Ian irl, so now Chris hates my name for ever. ^^ Feels good man. ^^ [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 00:06, 11 August 2009 (CEST)

== Jesus ==

I've been watching Chris's 28-year spiral of doom for a while now but I'm not sure how I missed this video. Comparing himself to Jesus ''and'' extorting a "strong and long" kiss from a random girl ''and'' video of it?? What is this I don't even

This page needs to be added to and have the transcript cleaned up for formatting, and I'd be glad to do it but I think I need to lie down. [[User:Horsehorsehorse|Horsehorsehorse]] 23:45, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

It's UGH!

2010-09-29T05:19:32Z

Horsehorsehorse: /* Remake */ observation

'''It's UGH!''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[July 2009]] before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. The video features him begrudgingly singing along to the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0 Ok2bgay] by Norwegian group Tomboy, which had been uploaded to his previous account when it was hacked in June. At the end of the video he curses at [[Jack Thaddeus]] (who had made [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris hump his PS3]] within the same day) and "Samantha whatever."

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's UGH!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|tvSmjxpNb20}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music, {{Homos}} Homos
| Shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt2}} Brown with Blue Logo
| previous = [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]
| next = [[It's UGH!#Remake Video|It's____]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the song "Ok2bgay". Chris starts singing at 0:37, in a very unsettling growling voice/Kermit the Frog impression. Chris actually talks at 4:04.'']

<poem>It's okay to be [[gay]], let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your [[semen|load]]
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way ''[gagging sounds]''
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade

Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay!

Ugh. Yech. Ung... uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.</poem>

==Remake==
[[Image:TrickeryFail.jpg|thumb|Chris thought he would be clever if he made the video by not actually titling the video "It's Okay to be Gay," in addition to having tags "It's a Mockery you damn, dirty [[homos]]."]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], not satisfied with a video of Chris singing in a dumb voice and covering most of the camera as part of Chris's attempt, wanted a version of Chris singing it with more vigor.

'''It's____''', a remake of It's UGH! was uploaded on the following day, 25th [[July 2009]]. Chris is seen disguised with a Groucho mask, along with the hat and jacket of his [[Officer Nasty]] sex doll. Note, surprisingly, that Chris looks somewhat thinner in this video which just goes to show that black (and stained sex-doll accessories) really is slimming. The Youtube search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty [[homos]]." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". In the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the [[trolls]].

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's____
| image = {{#ev:youtube|q_2aSNbw56Y}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music, {{Homos}} Homos
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| previous = [[It's UGH!#Video|It's UGH!]]
| next = [[Cwc dare]]
}}

===Transcript===

[[Random-access humor|Merry Kickmas. Why not?]]

It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you've come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
queen of the balls
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
open your eyes
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah
It's getting to ya

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade (cough)

(mumbling) Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's ''not'' okay to be gay!

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Is Louis Armstrong
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6FpV-Xkaxo0}}
| Stardate = 9 January 2010
| Maker = RandomVideoDump
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Cwc dare]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Homos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWCipedia

2010-09-28T23:13:32Z

Horsehorsehorse: edited for readability, redundancy

{{Honest}}

{{quote|Abandon hope all ye who enter here.|From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia}}

[[Image:CWCipedia Introduction.jpg|thumb|Chris proudly claimed the CWCipedia in the name of [[CWCville]]]]

'''CWCipedia''' (4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010) (not to be confused with the [[CWCki]]) was a wiki set up for the sole use of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], as a sort of personal wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it was designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|his Wikipedia profile]].

Since its inception, Chris had more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put his comics without having to pay for the resulting bandwidth use. CWCipedia also served as the ultimate test of MediaWiki's software and its usability, in that it strove to create a platform even an [[autism|autistic]] manchild/lazy fuck can easily use. While Chris does possess some "[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Bob.27s_work_history_.2807:18_-_16:58.29|technological]]" intelligence, he still managed to fuck it up from time to time, even with a Sysop holding his hand.

Chris had a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his [[Sonichu]] article, he ended up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to [[Kel]] (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon gym. This led into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokémon he had in his team, and his collection of Pokémon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had leveled them). This somehow led to a fantastically retarded idea for a Pokémon game system that was basically just the holographic projectors from [[Yu-Gi-Oh]], except with Pokémon. After all of that dumbfuckery, he got back to talking about Sonichu again.

==The early days==
For several months Chris's use of the wiki proceeded without incident. He was able to display his comics and music, share more details of his personal life, reveal more background information about the world of CWCville, and shout his bizarre homophobic rantings from the virtual rooftops in peace. The administrators of the site remained a silent, benevolent force behind the scenes.

Towards the end of 2009, this would change.

==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[Image:Untitled.png|thumb|100px|left|Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.]]
[[Image:NewCWCipediaFrontpage.jpg|thumb|Chris's revised frontpage]]
As 2009 came to a close, CWCipedia's operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it gets on a daily basis and the profusion of large files held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its TRUE and LOYAL [[fans]], the Sysop that maintained the website for Chris turned to selling advertising space on the site. Keep in mind that these ads were all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by [[trolls]]. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers reside, ads may only be purchased from within the European Union.

Chris made no money from advertisement revenue; all of it went towards keeping the CWCipedia up and running.

Chris responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was the only donor who delivered over €1,000, qualifying him to create custom advertisements on the site. [[CWC Blog#7 December 2009|In a blog post]], Chris hoped that ''someone'' within the EU would be able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to ''remove'' the homoerotic ads that appeared on the site (even though most online advertisers give ''no'' such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even though it may have been tempting for some European fans, the appeal of this opportunity seemed limited.

On 27 December 2009, the ad space, previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar on the left side of the page, was moved to the very top of the navbar. Another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On 28 December, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the his beloved [[My Coke Rewards]] program. The Sysop, however, scolded Chris, telling him that ''he'' had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. Furthermore it said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. In other words, Chris ''defaced his own website'' in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that worked.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for [[CWC Cola|Coca-Cola]], ''[[Wild Sonichu|Avatar]]'' and [[It's UGH!|Proposition 8]]. He took his self-bestowed title of [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Captain]] to an absolute extreme, posting to CWCipedia:
{{quote|I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another [[Mailbag]] or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so [[Chris and his Ego|as Captain of this website vessel]].
'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''}}

Additionally, Chris posted the following message to his [[Twitter]]:
{{quote|C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and [[Chris and Anger|Mutiny will not be tolerated.]] Stay Safe, and have a good day.}}

As to whether or not [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] will receive forty lashes less one for his inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Due to gay porn ads on the CWCipedia, on 01 [[February 2010]] Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|unleashed]] a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] upon Mao "Bamboo" Ling, after which he "[[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologized]]" to Alec and [[Evan]].

Eventually, on 26 [[February 2010]], Jack Thaddeus returned with an unclickable ad reading "JACK'S BACK" (in text, later converted to a jpeg) and featuring a picture of a man releasing his [[navy]]. Chris, surprisingly, never reacted, even though he has a [[Homos|giant homophobic ass]].

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==The Twitter feed==
{{main|Twitter}}

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the [[Mailbag|mailbag]]. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Twitter Twitter] feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Sysop later put the feed on the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that ''(ahem)'' it probably needed some wider exposure.

== A history of (un)availability ==
===CWCipedia closed due to A(I)DS===
[[Image:CWCipedia-Home-Copyright.jpg|thumb|The CWCipedia as it appeared on 1/1/10]]

During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads of his own that didn't inspire uncomfortable questions about his sexuality. The Sysop became furious at Chris's unauthorized interference and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for its unauthorized use of their logo on the site. Thus, the Sysop was forced to close the website for a few days until the matter could be resolved. Having gotten a little first-hand lesson regarding what [[Chris and copyright|copyright law]] is all about, Chris issued an [[This_was_my_fault|apology]] on YouTube. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he was completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his website of fail.

Within a few days the site was returned to normal.

===CWCipedia closed (again) due to theft===
[[Image:Cwcipedia closed again.jpg|thumb|right|The CWCipedia's source page as of 2/6/10]]
In the early morning of 6 February 2010, the CWCipedia was closed down again, this time thanks to a DMCA request from representatives of [[Evan|Evan George]]. According to the request, Chris's use of the character [[Simonla Rosechu]] on his website and in his comics infringes upon Evan's intellectual property, as Simonla is clearly a derivative of Evan's character [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]]. This was most likely triggered by Chris's announcement, [[5_February_2010|in a video from 5 February]], that he agreed to do away with Simonla and stop featuring her in his comics, but only at an unspecified "later" time.

Three days after the CWCipedia was locked to edits, it was wiped from the internet entirely. In its place appeared a redirect link to Asperpedia; however, due to a bug, it redirected to an online role-playing game, ''Dogs of the Seas''.

===CWCipedia lives on===
On 12 February 2010, the CWCipedia was revived to a certain extent. Although it was still locked to edits and only a "login required" screen was accessible, it was functional enough for Alec Benson Leary to display the first two pages of "[[Asperchu#Sonichu_Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]." The next day, Chris fulfilled [[Evan]]'s request and the CWCipedia was restored for all people to see. "Sonichu Revolution" continued onward from there, prominently featured at the top of every page of the CWCipedia.

On 24 February 2010, a new set of ads appeared on the CWCipedia, calling Chris out on his [[Christian Love Day (video)|unwarranted self-importance]] on his birthday, with a message from [[Fan: Moon-Pals|Sean]] imploring fans to give gifts to victims in Haiti instead. The next day, CWCipedia vanished for a couple of minutes for unknown reasons, likely due to Wild and Simonla's [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]]. When it returned, for a few days visitors were treated to the sight of a series of animated ads featuring gigantic ejaculating cocks, revenge from Jack Thaddeus in response to Chris's execution of the Asperpedia Four at the end of [[Sonichu 10]].

===CWCipedia closed due to parody===

{{quote|Also, you might want to take a look at your site before you go around advertising it... Some pretty vulgar vandalism you have going on there on a majority of pages.|Some guy on LittleBigWorkshop. Chris never read this and discovered the vandalism the next day.}}

Going into March 2010, Chris appeared to lose all interest in updating the site or presenting any meaningful new content. He neglected updating the Mailbag and stopped uploading new comic pages. His only additions to the site in the first three weeks of March were a series of rants directed at trolls and his fans, where he accused them of breaking up his pursuit of [[the Wallflower]] and complained that the demand for new Sonichu comics was ruining his life.

On 18 March 2010, CWCipedia was taken down and replaced with a redirect to a [[parody]] version of the website run by [[Mao]]. The Sysop had decided to allow Mao to buy a permanent redirect for 100 dollars. Since Chris was the captain, he decided to sail the U.S.S. CWCipedia into an iceberg and let it sink, making Jack pull all his funding and forcing the Sysop to shut the site down for good.

===CWCipedia opened for everybody===
{{main|CWCipedia vandalism}}

{{Quote|STOP THIS!!! THIS IS MY DOMAIN, and I WILL NOT HAVE YOU FAGGOTS SCREW IT UP!!!|Chris, somewhat upset.}}
[[Image:Niggachris.jpg|thumb|One of the hundreds of images uploaded by trolls during their epic vandalism.]]

A day later, however, the original CWCipedia returned. At the same time, Mao was given sysop, bureaucrat, and oversight powers on the site, suggesting the arrival of a new "captain" on deck. The result was much good vandalism, most notably on the main page itself, by "Kine", "SEANBOTMK2", "ALECBOTMK2", "EVANBOTMK2", and "Metal Asperchu." Soon, account creation was enabled for all and the website was utterly vandalized in a flurry of [[duck|genitalia]].

===CWCipedia closed to outside edits again===

Early on 22 March, the Sysop returned to the site after being busy on other projects and quickly reversed everything back to the pre-Mao state of the site. However, much of the vandalism continued to remain in the history of many of the pages, and several pages were not changed back, either due to the Sysop skipping them over or not caring.

===Broken dead===

During the early hours of 31 March, the front page of the CWCipedia [[Patti Chandler|decomposed]] into HTML code. This was attributed to the nature of the 110mb server. The [[Honest content|true and honest]] version created by [[Mao]] is still up and running.

===Resurrection===

Whether it was coincidence or an act of Godbearjesus, the CWCipedia came back on Easter Sunday. It is more likely that some technicians actually worked through the Easter weekend just so an autistic manchild can carry on putting up badly drawn comics when he feels like it for his [[fanbase|fans]].

===Traitorous mutiny===

On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded the rest of [[Sonichu 11]] and updated the [[Captain's Log]]. However, many quickly learned that these new pages may not have been as true and honest as they first appeared, as it involved [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] filing for divorce, [[Reginald]] whipping [[pickle|it]] out in front of [[Robbie]], Sandy getting hit by a car, Wild committing suicide by blowing his head off, and all three of the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu kids]] getting killed by drinking detergent (actually, Cerah survived, but was put out of her misery by being smothered with a pillow). Two days later, Chris discovered the vandalization and replaced all of the images with a disclaimer that work on Sonichu 11 was ongoing. He then called out on the Sysop's "traitorous mutiny", but was willing to forgive her. He then ranted about how he would find peace off the internet, [[Youtube Finale|suggesting he may]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quit the internet]]... [[Lie|again]]. (SPOILER ALERT: He didn't.)

===A new face===

{{quote|DO NOT "[[South Park|SOUTH PARK]]" MY WORK.|Chris, on Daria's changes. What he means by this is currently unknown.}}

On 13 [[May 2010]], a new user called DariaCamacho appeared on the CWCipedia. She then proceeded to edit the main page and its templates as well as making new character bios. Chris, still highly paranoid after [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]], reverted her edits on 14 May. The next day, displaying HTML skills similar to Chris, she broke the main page, which was again reverted, and added a message to her talk page asking Chris why he didn't appreciate her edits. [[Ego|We all know why.]] Chris then added his own response on 16 May, telling her not to "[[South Park]]" his work.

DariaCamacho was eventually revealed to be Mao.

===CWCipedia gets gang-banged (again)===

On 26 May 2010, CWCipedia was hacked, again. And once again, it was open to everyone. Several pages, once blanked and/or deleted were restored, and ''[[Sonichu 11]]'' had the not TRUE and not HONEST comic pages back up.

===CWCipedia abandoned and revived===

Frustrated by this new wave of trolling, Chris, [[100 2188|in a message in a recent video]], declared the CWCipedia abandoned:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all therein.]]

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the internet.

[[List of Chris's lies|I never meant to become famous]], and I wish to [[Manchester High School|go back]] to when there was little against me.}}

With the declaration made, the CWCipedia became perfect breeding grounds for [[duck|dicks]] and [[Doctor Robotnik|PINGAS]]. However, Mao Ling swooped in and rescued it. Given to [[Hamsty the Hamster]], the CWCipedia was revived and [[Sonichu Season 2|a new season of ''Sonichu'']] began.

===Return of the Captain?===

On 4 June 2010, over a week after he abandoned the CWCipedia, Chris seemingly returned to the CWCipedia, writing in his Captain's Log that he's taking back the CWCipedia from those "D*** trolls". However, if you had read his TRUE and HONEST FAQ, you would've noticed that it was just another trolling attempt.

===The end===

On 26 June 2010, the CWCipedia (or Sonichu Fans Wiki, as it had been called by its [[Asperpedia|new owners]]) was finally terminated. Fortunately, [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page a copy of the site as it was before the vandalism and takeover] was kept so future generations can witness the monster of [[fail]] that was the CWCipedia. The vandalisms can be seen on the website as well with a click of the "history" tab.

==See also==
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]</s> '''DELETED'''
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia (pre-vandalism)]

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