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Chris's education

2026-10-16T06:25:59Z

Hurtful Truth Level: trying something with subsections

{{Quote|I would not be [[Monthly tugboat|where I am]] without my education, and more importantly, all of the people and [[Chris_and_socialization|friends]] I used to know. They treated me well to good back then. A handful out of which turned on me.

[[Chris and nostalgia|I REALLY Miss the good times of those days.]]|Chris, in [[February 2017]]<ref>[[February_2017_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}
[[Image:0045-MrWade.jpg|thumb|This man put up with Christian for an extended period of time. May God have mercy on his soul.]]

[[Chris]] has spent a great deal of his '''school years''' hopping from one school to another. He was a special education student, taking at least one special ed. class (Coping Skills), while being mainstreamed into core classes.

Below is a list of the schools that he spent time in.

==School list==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Time
! Level
! Institution
|-
| [[1987]]-[[1988|88]]
| Kindergarten
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1988]]-[[1989|89]]
| First grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1989]]-[[1990|90]]
| Second grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1990]]-[[1991|91]]
| Third grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1991]]-[[1992|92]]
| Fourth grade
| [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]
|-
| [[1992]]-[[1993|93]]
| Fifth grade
| Homeschooled
|-
| [[1993]]-[[1994|94]]
| Sixth grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1994]]-[[1995|95]]
| Seventh grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1995]]-[[1996|96]]
| Eighth grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1996]]-[[1997|97]]
| Freshman year
| [[Manchester High School]]
|-
| [[1997]]-[[1998|98]]
| Sophomore year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[1998]]-[[1999|99]]
| Junior year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[1999]]-[[2000]]
| Senior year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[2000]]-[[2001|01]]
| Freshman
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|-
| [[2001]]-[[2002|02]]
| Sophomore
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2002]]-[[2003|03]]
| Third year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2003]]-[[2004|04]]
| Fourth year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2004]]-[[2005|05]]
| Chris is suspended from PVCC at the behest of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
| None
|-
| [[2005]]-[[2005|06]]
| Final year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|}

==Schools==
===Greene County Primary School===
Greene County Primary School (now Nathaniel Greene Primary School) in Stanardsville was the school Chris attended from kindergarten through the third grade.<ref name="Early Years" /> In [[Song of Christian]], Chris calls it a "nice school".

===James Madison University===
[[Image:JamesMadisonUni.jpeg|thumb|right|JMU's Woodrow Wilson Hall, Shenandoah Valley]]

[[Wikipedia:James Madison University|James Madison University]] is a university that Chris went to for speech therapy sessions at a young age in {{w|Harrisonburg, VA|Harrisonburg}}.<ref name="Early Years">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> He carpooled there and shared classes with his friend [[Joshua Martinez]].

It's the best college ever, Chris once said.
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===Nathanael Greene Elementary School===
{{main|Nathanael Greene Elementary School}}

Chris was allegedly abused at this elementary school by the principal and members of the staff. According to Chris, they pinned him down and recorded him screaming. His father then moved the family to Richmond and took legal action against the school district. The case was dropped in 1994. Chris claims that he had very uncomfortable experiences with one allegedly gay teacher at Nathanael Greene which Chris uses to justify his [[homos|homophobia]]. Chris and his father also believed that the Greene County school system was not qualified to teach [[autism|autistic]] children and Chris would spend his fifth grade being homeschooled by his parents in order to protect him from the perceived danger of the public school system.
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===Homeschooling===
Following conflicts with the Greene County school system, Bob withdrew Chris from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and homeschooled him for his fifth-grade year (1992-93).

Although Chris believes that he moved to Chesterfield County in September 1992,<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref><ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]]</ref> contemporary sources indicate that he did not move until September 1993,<ref>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> meaning that his homeschooling would have taken place at [[14 Branchland Court]] in Ruckersville.
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===Providence Middle School===
[[Image:Providenceschool.jpg|thumb|right|Providence Middle School, Richmond]]

Chris's middle school.<ref name="Early Years" /> Chris has described his time there as happy.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref> He is fond of [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]], one of his special education teachers from Providence whom he sees as one of the most influential teachers he had. Chris credits her with helping him develop [[Chris_and_socialization|social skills]] and teaching him how to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with various problems, such as [[BACK THE FUCK OFF|bullying]].<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Mrs. Virginia Sanford]]</ref> That being said, Chris would also later on moan about verbal bullying he endured at Providence and being dragged to the school's principal office. He even described those events as being on the same level as having been abused by [[Abusive babysitter|his babysitter]].<ref>[[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events]]</ref> Chris once had his [[money]] stolen out of his gym locker; he had brought in a bag of over $20 worth of change to "count and recount" during school, placed it in his locker, then it went missing. Chris cried to Mrs. Sanford about it.<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Turning in Tarot card]]</ref>

Chris's half-sister [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] attended Providence Middle School as well.
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====Gallery====
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0148-ChristianInProvidenceMiddle2.jpg|Chris, 12, from his Providence Middle School years.
Image:0149-ChristianInProvidenceMiddle.jpg|Chris, presumably age 13 (striking resemblance to Chris in [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]).
Image:ProvidencePhoto1996.jpg|Chris's school photo in 1996.
Image:0227-PizzaParty.jpg|Bob [[pedofork]]ing on Chris's class during a pizza party.
Image:0228-HeyImEating.jpg|Chris eating a ''solitary'' lunch in a corner facing the wall.
Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg|In the background, there is a poster that shows that the school wants parents to pay their kids five dollars for failing grades.
</gallery>
</center>

===Manchester High School===
{{main|Manchester High School}}

Chris attended Manchester High School from 1996 to 2000, and has [[Chris and nostalgia|very fond memories]] of his time there. He seems to consider these years to be the best of his life. Chris may be right; there are [[My big 18th party|photographs and an attached story]] documenting that on his 18th birthday, several attractive girls came to visit and spend time with him. Such a thing is nearly unthinkable today. Photographs from the period also show that he was reasonably slim compared to today. Chris claims that he was an [[honor roll]] student and did well academically in high school, yet [[Manchester High Leaks|his assignments]] that he turned in prove those claims dubious at best.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}

Chris's [[Honor roll|mediocre grades]] in high school meant his only option for further education was this community college. Here, he began a two-year associate degree which took five years to complete, owing to his [[Love Quest]] beginning in earnest and in turn severely maligning his academic life. PVCC was also where Chris would meet one of the [[Mary Lee Walsh|greatest foes of his life]]. His battle with her would eventually lead to him being suspended from college for a year.

{{References}}

==External Links==
*[https://sites.google.com/a/ccpsnet.net/pvms/home Providence Middle School Website]
*[http://www.jmu.edu/ James Madison University Website]

{{Education}}
{{Places}}

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Wikipedia

2026-10-09T02:33:40Z

Hurtful Truth Level: i think this part is too confusing to leave in and its ultimately a small part of the discussion on not making a page

{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[trolls|troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from [[weens]] to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
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==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril|Larry Bundy Jr.}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
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Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

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{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy of the first version is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

A second version would be created on 27 [[October 2025]].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}" by user Skyshifter. Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}" by an anonymous user.

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}" by user KapoXP.

=== French ===
On 12 [[March 2025]], an article on Chris was created on the French Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=fr}}" by user Henry200034.

=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
{{The Internet}}
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Talk:Chris's education

2026-10-09T02:31:25Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Coping Skills */ new section

==To do==
Since I just started this, it could use some clean up.

I figured that the Greene County Primary and James Madison University were really short articles and at the moment, there's not much Chris has said about them. In the future, if something epic happens, they can get their own articles again but until they, they can really just belong on one list.

Nathanael Greene elementary I was on the border about, as it ''could'' belong on this list but Chris has talked a bit about it that I think it can warrant its own article. For now, I'll leave the article as it was.

Manchester High and PVCC obviously deserve their own articles.

In the latter three cases, a brief description of Chris's school days, so to speak, should be provided for each school, as readers can just read the main articles if they want more details.

The name isn't great, but it was better than "List of places Chris has attended for formal education" or something like that. If you have a better idea, by all means move the page to that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:34, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

*Needs an introduction. Also, very brief descriptions of his time at Nathaniel Greene, Manchester High, and PVCC are needed. Also, he was homeschooled in 5th grade (find a source for that), so mention that as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:46, 19 December 2009 (CET)

== Hey I maed this ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Time
! Level
! Institution
|-
| [[1987]]-[[1988]]
| Kindergarten
| [[Greene County Primary School]]
|-
| [[1988]]-[[1989]]
| First grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1989]]-[[1990]]
| Second grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1990]]-[[1991]]
| Third grade
| Greene County Primary School
|-
| [[1991]]-[[1992]]
| Fourth grade
| [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]
|-
| [[1992]]-[[1993]]
| Fifth grade
| Home-Schooling
|-
| [[1993]]-[[1994]]
| Sixth grade
| [[Providence Middle School]]
|-
| [[1994]]-[[1995]]
| Seventh grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1995]]-[[1996]]
| Eight grade
| Providence Middle School
|-
| [[1996]]-[[1997]]
| Freshman year
| [[Manchester High School]]
|-
| [[1997]]-[[1998]]
| Sophomore year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[1998]]-[[1999]]
| Junior year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[1999]]-[[2000]]
| Senior year
| Manchester High School
|-
| [[2000]]-[[2001]]
| First year
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|-
| [[2001]]-[[2002]]
| Second year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2002]]-[[2003]]
| Third year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|-
| [[2003]]-[[2004]]
| Fourth year
| Piedmont Virginia Community College
|}
RachmaninovDESU made this btw (sign the posts please)

:We all know Chris got kicked out of PVCC around 2003 for a year...wouldn't this make a gap in the time line?? and do we have<s> (or need)</s> a source for Chris's homeschooling? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 00:21, 28 May 2011 (PDT)

*Seems like a waste of space, we could just easily say that Chris went to Green County Primary School from 1987-1992 as opposed to 1987-1988, 1988-1989, etc. It's really a stretch, you know? And if that's the case, do we really need a table to illustrate this date if it can be expressed in four lines or so? Also, it'd be good to cite stuff.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:47, 28 May 2011 (PDT)

== PVCC graduation 2005 or 2006? ==

[http://web.archive.org/web/20080705130230/http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc] Here Chris says he graduated in 2006... though he also says he got a Bachelor's degree instead of an associates degree... So who knows. Just thought I'd bring this up as it could prove one of two things... 1) It actually took Chris 6 years to get a degree that takes a normal person 2 years to do... or 2) Chris doesn't remember the date of his own graduation (of course, if number 1 is correct...technically number 2 is as well) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 23:41, 4 February 2012 (PST)

== Coping Skills ==

Sort of want to throw together a section on Chris's references to the coping skills classes but not sure where to put it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:31, 8 October 2026 (EDT)

Anime

2026-10-09T02:28:27Z

Hurtful Truth Level: i think this is an error and jackie is talking about both otakon and a theoretical trip to see her

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[[File:054-CWCsAnimeWorldCD.jpg|thumb|Chris has liked anime since at least [[2000]].]]

'''Anime''' (アニメ) is a colloquial term for Japanese animation, a rather popular style that's been subbed/dubbed/emulated for its many hit series worldwide, drawing the attention of many loyal followers, including [[Chris]]. Over the years, Chris has taken quite an interest in the medium. Whether it be for [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] or [[Mass debating|self pleasure]], it's managed to make itself quite a large part of Chris's life. Chris enjoys the [[Chris and art|artform]] to some extent, as well, although it's not his primary obsession; nevertheless, he's watched a lot of anime, bought plenty of anime through the [[PlayStation Network]], and swiped as many ideas as he can get his head around from his favorite anime series.

==Chris and anime==
[[File:Sailorcwc.jpg|thumb|[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Chris]].]]
[[File:Jailart8-27-1.jpg|thumb|With Kasuo Saiki, 2022]]
It's not clear when Chris first discovered Japanese cartoons, although it's safe to guess that ''[[Pokémon]]'' or ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' were the seeds that sparked his interest, as it was for millions of other kids in America during the turn of the millennium. He was a serious ''Pokémon'' enthusiast by the late '90s, and by [[2004]] he had enough interest in anime generally to attend the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention in Richmond, [[Virginia]].

While Chris is often associated with online anime culture and is often slapped with the "weeaboo" tag, he actually doesn't appear to be into anime as much as people think he is. He returned to Anime Mid-Atlantic in [[2005]], but wouldn't go to another convention for years, and even then the only anime-oriented convention Chris has been to ever since was [[OmegaCon]]. (He considered a trip to Baltimore's Otakon convention in 2010 but failed to budget for it.)<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref> In his [[Adult Swim posts|posts on the Adult Swim forums]], he didn't have much to say about the Japanese imports on the Adult Swim schedule, except to note that he didn't like the cartoonish [[Homos|male nudity]] in ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' (big shock there) and he wanted to see more anime featuring "[[Sonichu 8|very-close-to-nude girls]]" (even bigger shock).

Chris still ripped off characters and story concepts from anime left and right, however, and he still watched some newer anime series. His PSN account shows that he downloaded the entire "[[Sonichu Girls|harem]]" comedy-drama ''{{w|Shuffle!}}'' in [[2009]]; given that it stars a hapless twit who finds himself surrounded by willing women for no very good reason, Chris probably loved it (he has yet to comment on the scene where the main character got his eye cut by his psychotic [[galpal]]). He also downloaded all of ''Gunslinger Girl'' in early [[2010]], doing plenty to undermine his contention that he isn't a [[pedofork]].
[[File:Fistofthesonichu.JPG|thumb|left|Chris summoning his stand,「Let Me Call You [[Sweetheart]]」.]]

According to his [[Netflix]] queue from around [[November 2009]], Chris rented a number of anime in big DVD sets. His anime sets centered around three of his likes: [[Sonic]], [[Transformers]] and scantily-clad women. In terms of Sonic, only three disks were seen rented, all three centered on ''Sonic X''. It is more than likely that before the queue was taken, he had seen the other disks that comprised the series. While he had most of the Transformers series that were made in the last ten years, some of those were part of the Transformers saga known as the Unicron Trilogy: ''Armada'', ''Energon'' and ''Cybertron''.

The rest of the anime, as stated earlier, revolves around women — strong women who are capable of defending themselves without simpering over a man, unlike [[Rosechu (species)|some creatures]] we all know and love. Some of those films and series included ''Read or Die'', ''Slayers Return'', ''Elfen Lied'' and, probably the least surprising of all, ''Kekko Kamen'', a comedic action series featuring a heroine who battles evil while stark naked. The last series might have had a particular impact on Chris, as the face-rape of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in [[Sonichu 8]] is [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|very similar]] to Pubic Hair Jump, a move by which the title character of ''Kekko Kamen'' defeats her enemies. ''Elfen Lied'' is a rather surprising choice for Chris given its notoriously dark and gruesome imagery and themes, but given [[Incest|certain elements]] of the series, perhaps it's not too surprising.

In his [[Chris Sex Logs|chats about sex with PandaHalo]], Chris mentioned that he's watched some pornographic anime, colloquially known as "hentai", but he didn't go into any further detail.

During Chris's interview on the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], he would recommend the shojo series ''{{w|Nana (manga)|Nana}}'' when asked what anime series he would recommend.

The [[Idea Guys]] used images from ''{{w|Symphogear}}'' and ''{{w|Sword Art Online Alternative Gun Gale Online}}'' as part of their brainwashing of Chris. Chris has watched a few episodes of ''Symphogear'', and has noted how one of the characters in the series, Chris Yukine, is referred to by the lead character Hibiki as "[[June_2018_social_media_posts#Symphogear_.28unintentionally.29_gives_a_shout-out_to_Chris|Chris-chan]]". He hasn't made any word on ''Sword Art Online'', but does own ''SAO: Lost Song'' for the [[PlayStation 4]].

In 2020, Chris made the somewhat dubious claim that watching {{w|''Cells at Work!''}} would strengthen one's immune system against [[coronavirus]].<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts]]</ref> He also posted about {{w|BNA: Brand New Animal|''BNA: Brand New Animal''}}.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

While in jail in 2022, he drew [[OfficialCWCmart_Jail_Art#"A Coffee Jelly Break", dated 08/27/2022|art]] inspired by ''[[Wikipedia:The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.|The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.]]'', indicating he saw it before he went in, or may have picked up the manga in the prison library. He mused on [[wikipedia:coffee jelly|coffee jelly]], a Japanese delicacy hard to get in the U.S.

==Anime and ''Sonichu''==
[[File:Anime.png|thumb|SO KAWAII! UGUU~]]
Although Chris was interested in anime before he began drawing his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, he didn't start giving the characters in his comic an obviously anime-inspired look until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], which he completed in the spring of [[2006]]. This was almost certainly the result of [[Megan Schroeder]]'s influence — she was a big fan of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' and other popular Japanese cartoons, and Chris was pursuing her especially fervently at the time. Practically speaking, this shift in style involved giving his characters huge, prismatic, saucer-like eyes, which make them look more [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] than animu, or "set-theoretic intersection" (∩) eyes. He also made use of creative elements that work in anime but not in a sequential comic, as well as tedious and unnecessary clichés common to anime.

Needless to say, despite the radical artwork style change in his comics, Chris still was cockblocked.

Since his relationship with Megan deteriorated (eventually [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|blowing up in his face]]), anime hasn't been so obvious an influence on Chris’s artwork. He still goes overboard with the giant saucer eyes from time to time, though.

==Anime Chris has ripped off==
{{main|Things Chris has ripped off#Anime}}
[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27, Revision 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|So pitiful, it's true.]] An example of Chris's anime-inspired artwork.]]
Like every other form of entertainment he enjoys, Chris views anime as a rich source of ideas that he can swipe and integrate into his own "original" works. Aside from the most obvious victims of his anti-creativity (like ''Pokémon''), these are some of the shows he’s abused.

* ''{{w|Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo}}'': The ''[[My Little Pony]]'' greeting card that Chris gave to [[Mimms]] mashed this series up with ''Naruto''.
* ''{{w|New Cutey Honey|Cutey Honey}}'': Chris quotes, almost word for word, Cutey Honey's transformation speech in [[Sonichu 5]]. It should be clear [[Chris and sex|why he even knows about Cutey Honey]].
* ''[[Dragon Ball]]'': Chris's infamous [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack is directly lifted from a similar attack from lead character Goku. Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] transformation from ''Sonichu #10'' is also based on the Super Saiyan 4 transformation featured in the ''{{w|Dragon Ball GT}}'' series.
* ''[[Excel Saga]]'': Consciously and otherwise, Chris has lifted (and butchered) dozens of jokes from this series. Chris also briefly attempted to copy a [[Red String of Fate|dating "strategy"]] from the series.
* ''{{w|Fullmetal Alchemist}}'': One of Chris's My Little Ponies is based off of main character Edward Elric.
* ''{{w|Inuyasha}}'': The entrapment of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] rips off the similar entrapment of ''Inuyasha'''s title character. Also Chris named Inuyashachu as one of [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]].
* ''[[Jiggliami|Macross Frontier]]'': Blanca traced her illustration of Jiggliami over a character from this series, and Chris unthinkingly traced over her tracing.
* ''[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance|Pretty Cure]]'': Chris's wonder-twin team-up with his sister [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]] in [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_Part_2.22|Sub-Episode 8]] lifts from this popular magical-girl series, one of Megan's favorites.
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]'': Chris ripped [[Sailor Megtune]] from here, obviously, among many other things.
* ''[[Samurai Pizza Bots|Samurai Pizza Cats]]'': In a spectacular display of unoriginality, even by Chris's standards, he swiped this title to give to CWCville's platoon of robot defenders. Apparently they deliver pizza in their off hours.
* ''{{w|Serial Experiments Lain}}'': [[Lainchu]], a character that Chris created for the [[Watchmen]], was named after the main character, Lain Iwakura.
* ''[[Simonla Rosechu|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'': Simonchu and [[Simonla Rosechu]] were inspired by this series, although Chris probably doesn't realize that.
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'': Chris has made many fanmade ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards depicting himself and his creations. In [[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]], Chris would depict [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]'s husband-to-be, William Spicer, as a character from the cards.
* ''{{w|YuYu Hakusho}}'': Chris's Zap Cannon attack in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] bears an uncanny resemblance to the protagonist's Reigan attack.

==''The End of Evangelion''==
[[File:The End of CWC by lilbootywipe.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|Art made by [https://lilbootywipe.newgrounds.com/ lilbooty wipe].]]
[[File:Neon_Genesis_Evangelion.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[2021 Lost Commissions|A commission]] Chris traced from a scene in the movie. Unironically one of his better drawings.]]

[[Ivy]] got Chris to see ''{{w|The End of Evangelion}}'', a movie that serves as an alternative finale to the anime series ''{{w|Neon Genesis Evangelion}}'' to the final two episodes of the series, to help incentivize him to finish [[Sonichu 9|the tenth issue of ''Sonichu'']].<ref>[[PVCC]] post by Ivy's friend: Notable Favorite Parts of End of Eva 1. Misato/Kaji sex scene(Where you only saw feet) Reason: It made him feel that he was a big man and that he was watching no Kid's Cartoon. 2. The Rei Angels that were Kawaii Reason: Kawaii~ 3. The internal Struggles of 1 boy Reason: unknown Theory: Probably sees himself as Shinji being constantly trolled by Auska, ect. What is Chris' Summary of End of Eva: An generic tale of a boy's struggle for acceptance...a lot like him. What Chris thought he saw: Symbolisms(IN MY EVA?) What Christ didn't like about Eva 1. Everyone turns to orange tang juice Reason: Unknown, Chris fears Death? Everyone at least got to see their lover before they died(even if the love was 1 sided). But that would require chris to understand it. 2.Rei angels getting turned on by stabbing themselves. Reason: Unknown. 3. The Doom and Gloom end Reason: Cause Chris don't like the bad news. 4.Auska freaking out(I don't wanna die) Reason: Draw your own thesis. Chris has made no mention of Shinji fapping to to the comatose auska. Why? we don't know. Final Question. Did Chris even understand what he even saw? Answer: We're guessing no.</ref><ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Chris's summary: A generic tale of [[Tomgirl Pictures|a boy's struggle for acceptance]]... [[Chris and his ego|a lot like him]]. Chris apparently didn't see any symbolism in the film (yes, in a franchise infamous for its usage of it), or if he did [[Honor roll|he's too stupid to see what it symbolized]].

Chris's favorite parts:
* The Misato and Kaji sex scene (where you'd see only feet), because it made him feel that he was a big boy and that he was watching a no-kids cartoon.
* The Rei Angels that were kawaii and had boobs.
* The internal struggles of Shinji.

Chris didn't like:
* Asuka freaking out.
* Everyone turning into [[Fanta|orange tang juice]].
* Rei Angels [[Un-clit 2.0|getting turned on by stabbing themselves]].
* Rei melting everywhere.
* The unhappy ending, because as we all know, he can't stand anything that's even [[Chris and stress|remotely depressing]].

[[File:HEX9u0pXcAA4C7J.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Art drawn by [[Singing "All of the Lights"|Kid Cudi]]'s niece, [https://x.com/ieatmysnawt/status/2037313411554382267?s=46 Lottie].]]
Chris was familiar with ''Evangelion'' prior to watching the movie at Ivy's behest, "but not really a heavy watcher".<ref name="Ivy"/> Despite this, Chris owns a [http://myfigurecollection.net/item/83641 soap dish in the shape of the character Rei Ayanami], as [[:File:AMA3.jpg|pictured in his hotel at Anime-Mid Atlantic]] in 2005. It's likely that Chris saw this item at the convention, didn't even register the figure as an ''Evangelion'' character, and bought it because he thought a soap dish with a "hot anime chick" on it would make for a [[Mass debating|fun novelty item]]. (That, and [[Chris and money|Chris spends a lot on stuff that he does not need]].)

''The End of Evangelion'' is known for its usage of the song "Komm, süsser Tod" ("Come, sweet death"), performed by Arianne Schreiber, which is played during its apocalyptic climax. This song has been used by Christorians and other [[4-cent_garbage.com|certain followers]] as a theme song for the end of Christory, especially after [[Affair with Mother|the incest situation]] became public.
{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Anime Wings]]
*[[Anime Mid-Atlantic]]
*[[Adult Swim]]
*[[Japanophilia]]
*''[[Shojo Beat]]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = My Name is Christine Weston Chandler (Kira)
| ytid = EtNMUXDDO3M
| stardate =15 [[November 2019]]
| maker = Greystar2426
| subject = Anime
| type = Animation
| info =Parody of a [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-name-is-yoshikage-kira famous monologue] from ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name =Chris Chan : The Anime Series : OP #1 Kimetsu no Yaiba / 鬼滅之刃 - Gurenge / 紅蓮華 (LiSA) (Cristina Vee)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kz2hr4uilzI}}
| stardate = 3 [[October 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Anime
| type = Animation
| info = "If [[Wikipedia:Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba|''Demon Slayer'']] starred Chris Chan instead of Tanjiro Kamado, this would be the opening for the show! This focuses on the Classic Era of Christian Weston Chandler, Creator of Sonichu and Mayor of Cwcville, before transitioning to Christine Weston Chandler. Some characters and events that are include are Manchester High School, Charlottesville Fashion Square, Piedmont Virgina Community College (PVCC), Rosechu, Angelo of Morioh, Godbear (Leonard Bearstein), Jerkops, Bob Chandler, Angelo Casper (who used to live under his house), Isabella Janke, Linkara, Barbara Chandler, Bubbles Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu, Angelica Rosechu, Crystal Weston Chandler (Chris Chan's Twin Sister), Pickle Dio, Liquid Chris, Clyde Cash, Surfside Tito, the man in the Pickle Suit, Jason Kendrick Howell, Adam Steakhouse, Jack Thaddeus, Mary Lee Walsh, Cakefarts, Patti the Dog, BlueSpike, Colossal Chan, the Sonichu Ball Crystals, CADD Chef, and even Sonic the Hedgehog himself! " }}

==Sources==
<references />

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

September 2026

2026-10-09T02:21:54Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Notable events */

[[File:Chris in September 2026.jpg|thumb|Chris in September]]
'''September''' [[2026]].

==Notable events==
*'''4 September''' - Chris's half-brother [[David Alan Chandler]] passes away after a brief illness aged 64.
*'''5 September'''
**Chris publishes [[A Tribute to Peter Cullen from JCWCSP]].
**Chris answers someone on Bluesky why there's been a "sudden lull in posting": "I've been busy."<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#I've been busy]]</ref>
*'''6 September''' - [[Philip Paymo]] creates a [[Bluesky]] account. Chris responds to the account and follows it.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Agreeing with Paymo banning spammer]]</ref>
*'''7 September''' - Chris publishes [[JCWCSP Cameo Q&A]], a compilation of [[Cameo]] clips compiled and edited by [[Philip Paymo]].
*'''8 September''' - [[Philip Paymo]], in DMs with a [[Geno Samuel]] impersonator, admits to being behind the "CwcvilleGuardian2009" YouTube channel from [[2024]], but denies creating the [[AI]] "Auli call".<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Paymo admits to being CwcvilleGuardian2009 (Paymo)]]</ref> Upon the DMs being leaked on Bluesky, Paymo defended himself by lying about the nature of the channel, claiming he never intended to impersonate anyone.
*'''10 September''' - Chris posts two swearing emojis on X in response to the canon [[CPU Blue Heart]] AKA Ciel.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Angry at Blue Heart, 1]]</ref><ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Angry at Blue Heart, 2]]</ref>
*'''11 September''' - On Bluesky, [[Philip Paymo]] plays the victim card and announces a hiatus.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Paymo surrenders (Paymo)]]</ref> Chris didn't acknowledge it, and he wasn't tagged in Paymo's posts.
*'''13 September''' - The [[CWCki]] learns about the death of David Alan Chandler, with Chris hearing about his death shortly after from a follower on Bluesky. He writes an entry for Alan's obituary guestbook and posts a message on Bluesky.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Death of Alan Chandler]]</ref>
*'''14 September''' - After sitting on the footage for nine months, Chris publishes [[TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever)|TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever)]]. Chris promises to make a more proper commentary video for the TLUM movie in the future.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Promising to make a better TLUM Movie commentary video]]</ref>
*'''17 September'''
** [[Caden Peck]] turns 24.
** Chris publishes [[JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music)]] and [[JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song, w. Subtitles (No AI Music)|its subtitled version]]. The music was created by [[Philip Paymo]], who Chris continued to credit despite recently being outed as a ween.
*'''18 September''' - ''{{w|Drunken Peasants}}'' tags Chris on Bluesky to ask for his thoughts on one of their thumbnails from their ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' reaction series.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Thoughts on Drunken Peasants' thumbnail]]</ref> Chris replies with "Interesting".
*'''20 September''' - Chris watches the 40th-anniversary re-release of ''The [[Transformers]]: The Movie'' in theaters,<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#The Transformers: The Movie]]</ref> possibly at Regal River Ridge in Lynchburg, Virginia (which was the only place showing it in Lynchburg, though there were also showings in [[Charlottesville]] and Roanoke on that day). Chris posts on social media that he enjoyed it.
*'''23 September''' - Chris posts a reminder that he still desires someone to make custom poseable Sonichu and Rosechu figures for him, resharing [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates|his video from July]].<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Still wanting custom poseable figures]]</ref>
*'''29 September''' - Chris, after being asked about it on Bluesky, acknowledges an obviously fake Chris account on [[TikTok]] which two days prior had posted an [[AI]]-generated deepfake of Chris lip syncing to "They Call Me [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]" which amassed nearly 100k likes.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Addressing viral fake TikTok account]]</ref> He confirms that he only has one TikTok account and he is under the impression that it had already been removed, which would become true in just a few days.

==Activity==

===Posts===
*[[September 2026 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]

===Sightings===
*None

===Videos===
*[[1-15 September 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[A Tribute to Peter Cullen from JCWCSP]]
*[[JCWCSP Cameo Q&A]]
*[[TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever)]]
*[[16-23 September 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music)]]
*[[JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song, w. Subtitles (No AI Music)]]
*[[24-30 September 2026 Cameo videos]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Minor Family Members

2026-10-09T02:20:53Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Alan Chandler */

{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.

Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].

Family members who died prior to the birth of Chris can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].

==Chandler Side==

===Patricia Chandler===
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.

=== Alan Chandler ===
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (28 November 1961 – 4 [[September 2026]])<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle" /><ref>[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]</ref> was an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.<ref name="BobObit" />

Alan was born in Roanoke, Virginia. Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],<ref name="richmondeye.com">[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)</ref> earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.<ref>[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]</ref><ref>https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/</ref><ref>https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999</ref> He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between [[May 2007]] and [[September 2008]],<ref>[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]</ref> showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specialized in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.<ref name="richmondeye.com"/>

Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]

[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Respectable Frames|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a "display" from Chris.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]</ref>

Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware that Alan probably barely knows her and is not related to her by blood.

On 4 [[September 2026]], Alan passed away after a brief illness.<ref>https://www.bennettfuneralhomes.com/obituary/david-alan-chandler-md</ref> Chris learned of the death on 13 September, from a follower on Bluesky shortly after a [[CWCki]] user discovered the news. Chris commented on Bluesky about it.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Death of Alan Chandler]]</ref> Chris also wrote an entry for the guestbook of Alan's online obituary:<ref>https://www.bennettfuneralhomes.com/guestbook/david-alan-chandler-md</ref>
{{quote|I've just heard about this from a fan of mine through [[Bluesky|BlueSky]]. I wanted to express my condolences to y'all, Kim and [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]]. I still remember the day Alan had examined and informed me that I needed glasses as I was going into [[Manchester High School]]. And our dad, [[Bob Chandler|Robert]], had spoken highly of Alan and his successes, even though he had cut communications from him. I pray you both will find your own happiness following that which is Light Powered, Holy and good. And I have been praying for a better world wherein all of us are together in better harmony with the rest of this undividing Earth and Universe. Both of you be safe and well. If y'all ever want to reach me, I can be contacted via the Contact page on [[Cwclight|officialsonichu.com]]. [[⚡️💙⚡️]]|J. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu Prime}}

=== Carol Chandler ===
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle">[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref> is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.

According to Chris, Carol is a Math "[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]" [sic] and "wiz."<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree]]</ref> She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)</ref> Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.<ref>[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]</ref> She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. "Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father", he wrote in the video description. "There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us". He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].

===Wayne Chandler===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle on Bob's side called Wayne.<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> Wayne's full name is apparently ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born 18 January 1955), and he is in fact a half-uncle of Chris's rather than a full uncle. Little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

===Relatives in North Carolina===
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.<ref>https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005</ref><ref>https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler</ref> Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

===Relatives in Oklahoma===
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and "a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives" living in the state as well.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>. The cousin is most likely ''' John James Hood, Sr.''' (1923-2021). Virtually nothing is known about them, and there is no indication that any of these relatives ever interacted with Chris.

==Weston Side==
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed

'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats

'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].<ref name=haiku>[[Weston Haiku]]</ref>}}
===Jonathan Carey===
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref> (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.<ref>[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]</ref>

===Raymond Inge===
[[File:Raymond Boyd Inge.png|left|thumb|150px|Raymond Boyd Inge]]
'''Raymond Boyd Inge''' (31 July [[Pre-1980#Events of the 1930s|1935]] – 12 [[April 2025]]) was Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]</ref> According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.

===Wayne Weston===
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149</ref> is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]

===Other aunts and uncles===
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).<ref name=haiku></ref><ref>https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png</ref> Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).

===Other Careys and Westons===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called "Van".<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576</ref> was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)<ref>https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/</ref> is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. Van is most likely '''Van Wade Carey''', Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)<ref>https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658</ref> is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>

Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref> Joey, Matthew and Jonathan are also mentioned in Chris's 2002 [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]].

===Cousin Madeline and her sister===
For [[Christmas]] [[2001]], Chris burned a CD for his cousin Madeline entitled ''Sing-A-Longs For Madeline''. He also kept a copy of the CD for himself, which he put up for sale on [[Cwclight]] in [[September 2024]] for $100. In the description of the CD, Chris reveals that Madeline was younger than him and that the last he had heard of her she was still living at home with her family in either Red Oak or Chesterfield.

Madeline is also mentioned in Chris's [[2002]] [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]], along with her sister, who is not named.
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===Unnamed autistic cousin===
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.

===Unnamed genealogist cousin===
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and "put together a pilgrimage" related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.

{{clear}}

== Sources ==
<references />

== External links ==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)

==See also==
*[[Aunt Corrina]]
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]
*[[Cole Smithey]]
*[[Savannah Chandler]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Weston Haiku]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Family Members]]

Minor Family Members

2026-10-09T02:19:57Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Alan Chandler */

{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.

Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].

Family members who died prior to the birth of Chris can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].

==Chandler Side==

===Patricia Chandler===
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.

=== Alan Chandler ===
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (28 November 1961 – 4 [[September 2026]])<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle" /><ref>[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]</ref> was an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.<ref name="BobObit" />

Alan was born in Roanoke, Virginia. Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],<ref name="richmondeye.com">[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)</ref> earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.<ref>[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]</ref><ref>https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/</ref><ref>https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999</ref> He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between [[May 2007]] and [[September 2008]],<ref>[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]</ref> showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specialized in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.<ref name="richmondeye.com"/>

Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]

[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Respectable Frames|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a "display" from Chris.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]</ref>

Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware that Alan probably barely knows her and is not related to her by blood.

On 4 [[September 2026]], Alan passed away after a brief illness.<ref>https://www.bennettfuneralhomes.com/obituary/david-alan-chandler-md</ref> Chris learned of the death on 13 September, from a follower on Bluesky shortly after a [[CWCki]] user discovered the news, and commented on Bluesky about it.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Death of Alan Chandler]]</ref> Chris also wrote an entry for the guestbook of Alan's online obituary:<ref>https://www.bennettfuneralhomes.com/guestbook/david-alan-chandler-md</ref>
{{quote|I've just heard about this from a fan of mine through [[Bluesky|BlueSky]]. I wanted to express my condolences to y'all, Kim and [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]]. I still remember the day Alan had examined and informed me that I needed glasses as I was going into [[Manchester High School]]. And our dad, [[Bob Chandler|Robert]], had spoken highly of Alan and his successes, even though he had cut communications from him. I pray you both will find your own happiness following that which is Light Powered, Holy and good. And I have been praying for a better world wherein all of us are together in better harmony with the rest of this undividing Earth and Universe. Both of you be safe and well. If y'all ever want to reach me, I can be contacted via the Contact page on [[Cwclight|officialsonichu.com]]. [[⚡️💙⚡️]]|J. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu Prime}}

=== Carol Chandler ===
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle">[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref> is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.

According to Chris, Carol is a Math "[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]" [sic] and "wiz."<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree]]</ref> She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)</ref> Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.<ref>[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]</ref> She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. "Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father", he wrote in the video description. "There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us". He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].

===Wayne Chandler===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle on Bob's side called Wayne.<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> Wayne's full name is apparently ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born 18 January 1955), and he is in fact a half-uncle of Chris's rather than a full uncle. Little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

===Relatives in North Carolina===
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.<ref>https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005</ref><ref>https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler</ref> Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

===Relatives in Oklahoma===
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and "a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives" living in the state as well.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>. The cousin is most likely ''' John James Hood, Sr.''' (1923-2021). Virtually nothing is known about them, and there is no indication that any of these relatives ever interacted with Chris.

==Weston Side==
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed

'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats

'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].<ref name=haiku>[[Weston Haiku]]</ref>}}
===Jonathan Carey===
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref> (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.<ref>[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]</ref>

===Raymond Inge===
[[File:Raymond Boyd Inge.png|left|thumb|150px|Raymond Boyd Inge]]
'''Raymond Boyd Inge''' (31 July [[Pre-1980#Events of the 1930s|1935]] – 12 [[April 2025]]) was Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]</ref> According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.

===Wayne Weston===
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149</ref> is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]

===Other aunts and uncles===
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).<ref name=haiku></ref><ref>https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png</ref> Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).

===Other Careys and Westons===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called "Van".<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576</ref> was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)<ref>https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/</ref> is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. Van is most likely '''Van Wade Carey''', Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)<ref>https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658</ref> is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>

Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref> Joey, Matthew and Jonathan are also mentioned in Chris's 2002 [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]].

===Cousin Madeline and her sister===
For [[Christmas]] [[2001]], Chris burned a CD for his cousin Madeline entitled ''Sing-A-Longs For Madeline''. He also kept a copy of the CD for himself, which he put up for sale on [[Cwclight]] in [[September 2024]] for $100. In the description of the CD, Chris reveals that Madeline was younger than him and that the last he had heard of her she was still living at home with her family in either Red Oak or Chesterfield.

Madeline is also mentioned in Chris's [[2002]] [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]], along with her sister, who is not named.
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===Unnamed autistic cousin===
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.

===Unnamed genealogist cousin===
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and "put together a pilgrimage" related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.

{{clear}}

== Sources ==
<references />

== External links ==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)

==See also==
*[[Aunt Corrina]]
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]
*[[Cole Smithey]]
*[[Savannah Chandler]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Weston Haiku]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Family Members]]

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<center>'''Current updates'''</center>
* '''7 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)]]'''.
* '''6 October''' - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being [[Jesus Christ]], '''[[October 2026 social media posts#Reason for social media name changes|stating]]''' that it is for branding purposes and that he still identifies as Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.
* '''17 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music)]]''' and [[JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song, w. Subtitles (No AI Music)|its subtitled version]].
* '''14 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever)|''TLUM'' Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever)]]'''.
* '''13 September''' - Chris's writes about his half-brother [[David Alan Chandler]] '''[[September_2026_social_media_posts#Death_of_Alan_Chandler|on Bluesky]]'''.
* '''7 September''' - Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP Cameo Q&A]]''', an edited compilation of [[Cameo]] clips.
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*'''7 August''' - Three [[Captain DMs]] from [[May 2018]].

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October 2026

2026-10-09T02:13:27Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{ongoing}}
'''October''' [[2026]].

==Notable events==
*'''1 October''' - [[Barb]] turns 85.
*'''6 October''' - Chris's [[Cameo]] profile has been updated to remove references of being [[Jesus Christ]], with the username "jchristchansp" being replaced with "chrischansp", and "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime" replaced with "CPU Christine Chandler Sonichu Prime". Chris's [[Bluesky]] and [[X]] profile names are also edited to reflect this. He also changed his [[TikTok]] username to "CPU Chris Chan Sonichu Prime". However the bios were left the same. He states that the changes are for branding purposes and that he still identifies as Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.<ref>[[October 2026 social media posts#Reason for social media name changes]]</ref>
* '''7 October''' - Chris publishes [[Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)]].
*'''31 October''' - [[Halloween]].

==Activity==

===Posts===
*[[October 2026 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]

===Sightings===
*None yet.

===Videos===
*[[October 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

October 2026 social media posts

2026-10-09T02:09:56Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated) */

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[October 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X|𝕏]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Autistic Incel Legend==
2 October

Posted to Chris's X.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=New Incel Forum - truecels.net (@General_Alek)|time=11:00 AM|[[Autism|Autistic]] [[Virgin with rage|Incel]] Legends: Chris Chan

This is definitely the OG incel

The internet's first ever incelebrity

A legendary truecel

It was easier for him to become a woman than get one

People always lined up to bully him and blame him

And he's still around today

@CPU_CWCSonichu}}
{{quoteboxgreen|time=11:04 AM|I mean Classic Chris Chan, not the creature he later became

But the creature he later became is a testament to his trueceldom

He was literally bullied into becoming a woman}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:17 AM|Bullied enough, yes. [[⚡️💙⚡️]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=New Incel Forum - truecels.net (@General_Alek)|time=1:14 PM|It would be the highest honour ever if you would join my forum}}

==Pizza Bagels==
4 October 
11:08 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then later on X at 11:20 AM.

{{quotebox|Hey, #[[Emgo316]], how do you like these Pizza Bagels? Hand crafted and delicious. ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels2.jpeg|300px]]

[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels3.jpeg|300px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels4.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|Although S.G. Optimus is not a fan of pizza bagels made by human hands, or does he? 
[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels5.jpeg|300px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels6.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|I used this recipe. And I can imagine swapping the onions and paprika for spinach and mushrooms. 😋 
[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels7.jpeg|200px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels8.jpeg|200px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels9.jpeg|200px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels10.jpeg|200px]]}}

On X, the [[Emgo316|Emgo]] hashtag was replaced with his handle @EmGo316, likely due to the fact that Emgo not have a Bluesky account to tag.

==Attempting to get Emgo's attention continued==
4 October

Posted to Chris's X, replying to the previous post.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:27 AM|By the way, @[[EmGo316]], how do you feel about the next line and story, @[[transformers]] Age of Evolution, aka Megatron Rising and the inclusion of a (new) SG Optimus Prime figure outside of Shattered Glass? 
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=@TFHypeGuy|Get ready for MEGATRON RISING!!

Hasbro is starting their "Sandbox Approach" to mainline Transformers!

Featuring a NEW Story, NEW designs and NEW characters.

Autobots must travel the multiverse and recruit Megatrons and bots to take down the corrupted Tyrannical Optimus Prime. 
[''Posts three pictures.'']}}
}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:29 AM|Not to mention So Many (new ones included) Megatrons!}}

==Pizza Bagels from Sheetz==
4 October

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Audibly LostPointer (@ajlsonichu.bsky.social)|time=11:58 AM|[''Replying to [[October 2026 social media posts#Pizza Bagels|an earlier post]]'']

oh what do you know? I also got myself some pizza bagels a few days, albeit from a cheap fast-food type of bagel place rather than making them myself. oh well, lol 
[''Posts picture of two pizza bagels.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:34 PM|I had also had the Limited Time Pizza Bagels from @[[sheetz]].bsky.social; they were very good. I wish Sheetz would make the Pizza Bagel permanent and offer customizing options, like spinach and mushrooms. Why doesn't Sheetz offer spinach yet #Wawa does? ⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Audibly LostPointer (@ajlsonichu.bsky.social)|time=12:38 PM|the place I got these pizza bagels from has them on the regular permanent menus if you're curious}}

At 12:35 PM, Chris went to X and posted the same message to someone else who replied to his pizza bagel post there.

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=FN1F3 🫟 COMS OPEN (@x_fnife_x)|time=12:08 PM|those look delish now im hungry}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:35 PM|I had also got the Limited Time Pizza Bagels from @[[sheetz]]; they were very good. I wish Sheetz would make the Pizza Bagel permanent and offer customizing options, like spinach and mushrooms. Why doesn't Sheetz offer spinach yet @Wawa does? ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Thoughts on Official Sonic Discord==
6 October 
11:45 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Antonio (@monarca.bsky.social)|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social Hey Chris-chan, what do you think about the official [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] [[Discord]] server opening? Were you in it, or did it depend on the ban over time?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It does not matter, as I am not on Discord much. Therefore, it is cool, good for them; I am neutral about it. 
⚡️💙⚡️}}

The Official Sonic Discord opened the previous day, with many viral posts on Twitter falsely claiming Chris was in the server, but these are all based on obvious impersonators. There is no presence of Chris's actual Discord account, and above Chris affirms that he isn't in it.

==Reason for social media name changes==
6 October 
3:10 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=I luv chris @chrisismyidol.bsky.social|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social Miss Christine, why did your usernames change to not have Jesus Christ in it? Is there a reason?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am synching up my social platforms and YouTube for branding purposes. I still identify as, and can be addressed as, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.}}

==Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)==
7 October 
2:55 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Technobots! Computron is no longer 2D in G.E. Defense! More updated portions to come in updated movies, and look forward to #TransformersZapPrime and #PastIdeasReemerging coming in 2027. ⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>Hasbro #Transformers

[''links to [[Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)]]'']}}

==Optimus Prime's upcoming voice actor==
7 October 
2:58 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Chaos Crave @ChaosCrave_|Chris Hemsworth has reportedly been cast to voice Optimus Prime in Michael Bay's upcoming live-action Transformers movie, taking over following the passing of Peter Cullen.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|WHY?! #GarryChalk is well more suited for Optimus Prime than this Hollywhood hot shot is. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Not in Sonic Discord server==
7 October 
10:48 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=11Smiley11 @Sophie484347809|[''replying to [[October 2026 social media posts#Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)|a previous post]]'']

ARE YOU ACC IN THE SONIC DISCORD???

[''posts screenshot of a fake Chris Chan account'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No. That's not me.}}

{{Social media}}

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October 2026 social media posts

2026-10-09T01:58:24Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Thoughts on Official Sonic Discord */

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[October 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X|𝕏]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Autistic Incel Legend==
2 October

Posted to Chris's X.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=New Incel Forum - truecels.net (@General_Alek)|time=11:00 AM|[[Autism|Autistic]] [[Virgin with rage|Incel]] Legends: Chris Chan

This is definitely the OG incel

The internet's first ever incelebrity

A legendary truecel

It was easier for him to become a woman than get one

People always lined up to bully him and blame him

And he's still around today

@CPU_CWCSonichu}}
{{quoteboxgreen|time=11:04 AM|I mean Classic Chris Chan, not the creature he later became

But the creature he later became is a testament to his trueceldom

He was literally bullied into becoming a woman}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:17 AM|Bullied enough, yes. [[⚡️💙⚡️]]}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=New Incel Forum - truecels.net (@General_Alek)|time=1:14 PM|It would be the highest honour ever if you would join my forum}}

==Pizza Bagels==
4 October 
11:08 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then later on X at 11:20 AM.

{{quotebox|Hey, #[[Emgo316]], how do you like these Pizza Bagels? Hand crafted and delicious. ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels2.jpeg|300px]]

[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels3.jpeg|300px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels4.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|Although S.G. Optimus is not a fan of pizza bagels made by human hands, or does he? 
[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels5.jpeg|300px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels6.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|I used this recipe. And I can imagine swapping the onions and paprika for spinach and mushrooms. 😋 
[[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels7.jpeg|200px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels8.jpeg|200px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels9.jpeg|200px]] [[File:4 October 2026 Pizza Bagels10.jpeg|200px]]}}

On X, the [[Emgo316|Emgo]] hashtag was replaced with his handle @EmGo316, likely due to the fact that Emgo not have a Bluesky account to tag.

==Attempting to get Emgo's attention continued==
4 October

Posted to Chris's X, replying to the previous post.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:27 AM|By the way, @[[EmGo316]], how do you feel about the next line and story, @[[transformers]] Age of Evolution, aka Megatron Rising and the inclusion of a (new) SG Optimus Prime figure outside of Shattered Glass? 
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=@TFHypeGuy|Get ready for MEGATRON RISING!!

Hasbro is starting their "Sandbox Approach" to mainline Transformers!

Featuring a NEW Story, NEW designs and NEW characters.

Autobots must travel the multiverse and recruit Megatrons and bots to take down the corrupted Tyrannical Optimus Prime. 
[''Posts three pictures.'']}}
}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:29 AM|Not to mention So Many (new ones included) Megatrons!}}

==Pizza Bagels from Sheetz==
4 October

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Audibly LostPointer (@ajlsonichu.bsky.social)|time=11:58 AM|[''Replying to [[October 2026 social media posts#Pizza Bagels|an earlier post]]'']

oh what do you know? I also got myself some pizza bagels a few days, albeit from a cheap fast-food type of bagel place rather than making them myself. oh well, lol 
[''Posts picture of two pizza bagels.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:34 PM|I had also had the Limited Time Pizza Bagels from @[[sheetz]].bsky.social; they were very good. I wish Sheetz would make the Pizza Bagel permanent and offer customizing options, like spinach and mushrooms. Why doesn't Sheetz offer spinach yet #Wawa does? ⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Audibly LostPointer (@ajlsonichu.bsky.social)|time=12:38 PM|the place I got these pizza bagels from has them on the regular permanent menus if you're curious}}

At 12:35 PM, Chris went to X and posted the same message to someone else who replied to his pizza bagel post there.

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=FN1F3 🫟 COMS OPEN (@x_fnife_x)|time=12:08 PM|those look delish now im hungry}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:35 PM|I had also got the Limited Time Pizza Bagels from @[[sheetz]]; they were very good. I wish Sheetz would make the Pizza Bagel permanent and offer customizing options, like spinach and mushrooms. Why doesn't Sheetz offer spinach yet @Wawa does? ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Thoughts on Official Sonic Discord==
6 October 
11:45 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Antonio (@monarca.bsky.social)|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social Hey Chris-chan, what do you think about the official [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] [[Discord]] server opening? Were you in it, or did it depend on the ban over time?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It does not matter, as I am not on Discord much. Therefore, it is cool, good for them; I am neutral about it. 
⚡️💙⚡️}}

The Official Sonic Discord opened the previous day, with many viral posts on Twitter falsely claiming Chris was in the server, but these are all based on obvious impersonators. There is no presence of Chris's actual Discord account, and above Chris affirms that he isn't in it.

==Reason for social media name changes==
6 October 
3:10 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=I luv chris @chrisismyidol.bsky.social|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social Miss Christine, why did your usernames change to not have Jesus Christ in it? Is there a reason?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am synching up my social platforms and YouTube for branding purposes. I still identify as, and can be addressed as, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.}}

==Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)==
7 October 
2:55 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Technobots! Computron is no longer 2D in G.E. Defense! More updated portions to come in updated movies, and look forward to #TransformersZapPrime and #PastIdeasReemerging coming in 2027. ⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>Hasbro #Transformers

[''links to [[Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated)]]'']}}

{{Social media}}

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Anime Mid-Atlantic

2026-10-04T22:41:51Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Aftermath */ this is pretty much unrelated drama

'''Anime Mid-Atlantic''' was an [[anime]] [[convention]] that [[Chris]] attended on 29 [[May 2004]] and 17 [[June 2005]]. It took place at a Holiday Inn (now DoubleTree) in [[Richmond]].

==2004==
Anime Mid-Atlantic took place on May 28–30, [[2004]]. Chris recounts this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #5:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews5.htm</ref>

{{quotebox|
On May 29, [[2004]], I, Christian Chandler, attended my first [[Anime]] Convention. I had a good time watching some Anime, sampling some [[Wikipedia:Ramune|Ramune]] (Japan Soda), and other things. My main highlight though was meeting the lovely and sweet-spoken voice actress,{{w|Monica Rial}} (pictured next to me to the left). Monica is well known for being the voice behind many Anime characters. Some of which include: Hyatt ([[Excel Saga]]), Saki ({{w|Steel Angel Kurumi}}), Mikako ({{w|Martian Successor Nadesico|Martian Sucessor Nadesico}} [''sic'']) and Shii ({{w|Puni Puni Poemy}}). She also sings opera very nicely, and she is a very nice, fun and sweet person to hang around with. She sure made my day a sweet one. ;8)
}}

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Image:CWCMonica.jpg|Chris develops his [[Megan Schroeder|shoulder]] fetish.
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{{-}}

==2005==
Chris anticipated this event in ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #9 and #10:<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews9.htm</ref> It took place on June 17–19, [[2005]].

{{quotebox|Since he has put himself into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]’s world, he will “[[Cosplay]]” as himself ([[Chris and his Ego|talk about self-respect]], huh?). Also, he will be watching some of the good anime, getting some souvenirs, participating in some of the events and just having a good time. Also, he will have some printed copies of the [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Premiere Issue #0]] on hand, but if you want a collectable copy, you will have to find him, and ask for one. 
At the convention, as noted for now, there will be quite a selection of special guests attending, such as ADV voice actors, {{w|Greg Ayres|Greg Ayers}} [''sic''] and {{w|Doug Smith}}, and author {{w|Robert V. Aldrich}}. CWC hopes that Monica Rial will be there again this year (see ''[[News Dash!]]'' #5 for his previous encounter with this lovely Voice Actress)! 8) Also up for fun are the Art Shows, contests, Guest Panels, Workshops, Video Game Room, Vendors to sell [[Anime Wings|Cool Anime items]] (some imported from Japan), and much, much more.
}}

[[Image:132-AnimeMidAtlanticBadge.jpg|8D|thumb]]

This year, Chris stayed for all three days of the convention, and spent two nights at a hotel alone.

<gallery>
File:0653-ANIME051.jpg|Chris with an early [[Son-Chu]]
Image:AMA1.jpg|[[Video games|GameCube]]...check.
Image:AMA2.jpg|[[Health|24-pack of Pepsi]]...check.
Image:0656-ANIME059.JPG|[[Pixelblocks]]...check.
Image:AMA4.jpg|...I said "check".
Image:AMA3.jpg|Erotic soap dish...check
Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic!Chris]] costume...check!
Image:0679-ANIME525.JPG|AWESOME!!!
</gallery>

===Witness account===
[[Image:0668-ANIME514.JPG|thumb|Fellow autists at the Sonic panel]]

In [[May 2010]], the blog ''Topless Robot'' had a contest for "Most Shameful Nerd Moment". One commenter named tasakeru828, who ran a ''[[Sonic]]'' panel at what was presumably Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005, described the experience:<ref>http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/05/moments_of_nerd_shame_and_the_winners_are.php</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|I actually met Chris-chan at an anime convention before [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] found out about him and started [[troll]]ing him en masse. A friend and I were hosting a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] panel and trying to prove that not all Sonic fans are as batshit insane as they're made out to be. That noble goal was shot to hell when the one-and-only Christian Weston Chandler arrived in all his [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], Sonichu-[[medallion]]-wearing glory and started handing out free copies of his first issue. He asked us a completely unintelligible question (thinking mistakenly that we actually had some influence on the series as a whole), and afterwards he babbled at us personally while we smiled and nodded trying to look interested. We obviously knew he was mentally ill, but we had no idea that we were meeting a future [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] legend. 
Now, I still persist in my goal to prove that some Sonic fans are decent, intelligent people. (...) But Lord, Chris-chan comes very close to ruining it all for even me, and that should tell you something.}}

== Sources ==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.animemidatlantic.com/ Official Website]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/105 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2004 Convention Information Page]
* [http://www.animecons.com/events/info.shtml/638 Anime Mid-Atlantic 2005 Convention Information Page]
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_Mid-Atlantic Wikipedia page]

{{Places}}

[[Category:2004]]
[[Category:2005]]
[[Category:Conventions]]

List of conventions

2026-10-04T22:37:58Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:Bc1 with RarifriendHN.jpg|thumb|Chris at BronyCon 2017.]]

Chris has attended many '''conventions''' over the years. Prior to the [[2010s]], he had only ever been to two specific conventions; since then, he has regularly attended various conventions. In the [[2020s]], however, his convention participation has dwindled due to [[COVID-19]] shutdowns and later the [[incest]] scandal making him persona non grata at several conventions.

Chris generally has a blast attending conventions, as it lets him get out of his house and surround himself with people with similar interests, therefore making it easier for him to [[Chris and socialization|socialize]] with them. Chris has noted that he feels more accepted at conventions, although whether this was truly the case or simply an incorrect interpretation of what really went on can be [[Mass debating|debated]] (and in terms of conventions he's attended after the [[Affair with Mother|incest scandal]], safely assumed to be the latter).

==Conventions Chris has successfully attended==
[[File:2002 BrickFest2.jpg|thumb|Chris at BrickFest 2001.]]
==={{w|BrickFest}}===
9-11 June [[2000]], 13-15 July [[2001]], 19-21 July [[2002]]; Arlington, Virginia

An adult [[LEGO]] convention and the first convention that Chris ever attended. Not much is known about his exploits here, but we can assume he probably showed off his Lego creations. Chris attended the very first BrickFest as well as the next two. In October 2025, [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] user studiopalas uploaded photos of Brickfest 2001, noting Chris to be among the people pictured.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1od0wm9/brickfest_2002_photos/ ([https://archive.fo/4RLhq archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1od0wm9/comment/nlbct01/</ref>
{{clear}}
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File:2002 BrickFest3.jpg
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File:2002 BrickFest7.jpg|[[Bob]] is pictured attending with Chris.
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File:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|Chris's Lego sculpture from BrickFest [[2002]].
</gallery></center>

===Anime Mid-Atlantic===
{{main|Anime Mid-Atlantic}}
29 May [[2004]], 17-19 June [[2005]]; [[Richmond]], Virginia

The last convention Chris would attend for a decade. Here, he met voice actors and actresses such as [[wikipedia:Monica Rial|Monica Rial]], tried out Japanese foods, and hocked copies of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] while [[cosplay]]ing as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|himself]].

===Madicon===
9 [[March 2013]]; Harrisonburg, Virginia

A two-day "Science Fiction, Fantasy, Anime, and Gaming convention" held at [[James Madison University]]. Chris was recommended to attend the convention by [[LoveYouLongTime]] but expressed concern that with his responsibilities, he would be unable to be away from the house for an entire day, let alone a weekend. He and his mother [[Barbara]] were also concerned about his ability to afford the trip. Later, Barbara allowed Chris to go and he attended the first day of the convention. He came dressed as Tom Cruise's masked, hooded character from ''Eyes Wide Shut'' in order to keep a low profile and not be recognized for himself.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Madicon]]</ref> He described the experience in [[March_2013_Facebook_posts#Madicon|a few Facebook posts]] as "The best day I have had in a very long time".

===OmegaCon===
{{main|OmegaCon}}
29 [[August 2015]], 28 [[August 2016]]; [[Charlottesville]], Virginia

Chris went alone dressed up as the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' character [[Vinyl Scratch]] and attended a cosplaying contest that he lost. He went back the next year and attended all three days from winning a free ticket from the last year. Chris also apparently tried [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|marijuana]] here.

===BronyCon===
{{main|BronyCon}}
11 [[August 2017]]-4 [[August 2019]]; Baltimore, Maryland

Chris attended this ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''-themed convention for its final three years.

===MAGfest===
{{main|MAGfest}}
6-7 [[January 2018]]; National Harbor, Maryland

Chris wanted to attend this convention in [[2011]], but [[Chris and money|budgeting issues]] led to failing to book a room. He came up with an ill-conceived backup plan to either sleep in the lobby or his car, which was vetoed by his parents out of safety concerns, and his [[mother]] threatened suicide over his stubbornness, pressuring him into cancelling.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>

He later attended the [[2018]] convention after hearing that there would be a panel themed after him that year.

===Gem, Mineral & Jewelry Show===
22 [[September 2018]]; Fishersville, Virginia

In September 2018, Chris attended an annual show on [[Magic stones|gems, minerals and jewelry]].<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Gem and mineral show]]</ref> He can be seen in crowd shots on the event's website.

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File:Chris at 2018 Gem, Mineral and Jewelry Show 1.JPG
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===Unnamed stamp conventions===
(Dates unknown)

In [[June 2021]], Chris claimed on [[Twitter]] to have attended "a couple of stamp conventions and rock conventions", stating that "vibes were neutral, in general, between them."<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Convention stuff]]</ref> These conventions probably took place in or around the Charlottesville area.

===Festival of Light===
[[File:Festival of Light building.png|thumb|The building in which the Festival of Light took place.]]
10 [[May 2025]]; [[Lynchburg]], Virginia

On 7 [[June 2025]], Chris posted four pictures of his toys, the backgrounds of which revealed a booklet with a picture of Chris on the front.<ref>[[June 2025 social media posts#Everybody loves my Transformers reviews]]</ref> Upon research, it was discovered that it was an "Aura Care Booklet", obtained from an "aura imaging photography" service provided by Avillion of Universal Insight.<ref>https://archive.ph/TARkN</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/39Xfm</ref> The written date on the booklet, 10 May, matched up with timing of the Festival of Light, an event held at 1499 Coffee Road, Lynchburg, VA 24503 over 10-11 [[May 2025]] during 10 AM through 5 PM, which provided the service. The booklet cost Chris $45, and provided him with "One full-color Aura Photograph of your Heart Chakra," a "Personal Chakra Report with 2 printed Full Body Pictures," and "An Aura Care Booklet with additional information on maintaining a strong and healthy Aura". There is seemingly an option to get a private "Angel-Guided Golden Light Ascension" reading session with the aura photograph for $90, but it is completely unknown whether or not Chris purchased it alongside his booklet. The admission fee for the event is unclear, with the prices for same event but held in [[November 2025]] set to cost $8 per day or just $10 for a weekend pass, while a random [[Facebook]] user claimed the entry price for the May 2025 festival was $5 per day. It is unknown whether or not Chris attended the second day of the festival, which landed on [[Barb|Mother]]'s Day.

==Conventions Chris was kicked out of==
===TooManyGames===
{{main|TooManyGames}}
22-23 [[June 2018]], Oaks, [[Pennsylvania]]

The first convention Chris was booted from during attendance. Chris got too touchy-feely with guests and kissed many of them without their consent; because of this, he was kicked out on the second day of the three-day convention. Chris reacted by melting down, curling in the fetal position, and crying on the floor for an extended period of time. It is not known if Chris was explicitly banned from coming back in later years, but he never made another effort to attend.

===Animate! Raleigh===
{{main|Animate! Raleigh}}
5-7 [[January 2024]], Raleigh, North Carolina

A comic/cartoon convention Chris went to with [[Flutter]]. Likely in order to avoid a pre-emptive ban, he did not announce his intention of attending the convention on social media, and he bought his ticket in person the day before it began. On day 2 of the convention, a friend of a Redditor claimed to have witnessed Chris and Flutter being escorted out by staff after having been previously denied entry earlier that day.<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1907pum/chris_chan_kicked_out_of_animate_raleigh/ ([https://archive.fo/bWEz2 archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1907pum/comment/kgn0c0r/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/WDBeL archive])</ref> The exact reasons for Chris being booted are currently unknown, but what is known is that he was ratted out by the staff and they took the [[Ween|snitch]]'s word over his.<ref>[[Focused, Divine Guidances - 01142024]]</ref>

===HarmonyCon===
{{main|HarmonyCon}}

On 13 [[February 2026]], Chris was spotted in a full [[cosplay]] at HarmonyCon, a ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' convention in Dallas, Texas.<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@lolcow.docs/video/7606510278624267551 ([https://archive.fo/pTB9r archive])</ref> Onlookers filmed him being removed from the Hyatt Regency Dallas by staff, not even making it past day 1. [[Flutter]] is seemingly absent this time around. This marks the second time Chris has been known to be in the state of Texas, last being spotted at the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport in [[May 2024]] wearing an apparent disguise.

==Conventions that have pre-emptively banned Chris==
[[File:SeaquestriaFest.jpg|350px|thumb|Artist's depiction of what could have been; had Chris not done the [[Affair with Mother|soul bonding]] with his [[mother]].]]

===Seaquestria Fest===
13-15 [[May 2022]], Ocean City, Maryland

Chris was included on a preemptive blacklist made before this ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' convention's slated 2020 launch, and he will probably remain permanently banned from any subsequent events. Chris mentioned wanting to go once in 2019. Due to COVID-19, it was not held in 2020 or 2021. Chris was nevertheless in jail when the 2022 launch took place.

===Everfree Northwest===
{{main|Everfree Northwest}}

13-15 [[August 2021]], Bellevue, Washington

In [[June 2021]], [[Null]] announced that Chris would attend Everfree Northwest, a Seattle-area ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' convention held in August 2021. Originally, Chris had planned to take the over 40-hour drive to the convention, however, he was convinced by Null to simply take a flight to Washington instead, who would help with Chris's financial arrangements for the trip.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Everfree Northwest Announcement]]</ref> Later in [[July 2021]], Null started a GoFundMe campaign in order to help raise the money for the trip, and Chris uploaded [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] to promote it, stating that donators to the campaign would receive shout out videos and artwork from Chris. Throughout July Chris would draw commissioned artwork and record videos for the donators.<ref>https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon (https://archive.is/OTXD3)</ref> However, following the [[Incest Call]] being leaked later that month, and Chris [[Incest Arrest|being arrested]] in a motel parking lot on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris was silently banned from attending Everfree Northwest by having his ticket revoked by the convention.<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Chris's Final Messages in the Knights Server]]</ref> Null later refunded all donors.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW#Update 4]]</ref>

===BABSCon===
{{main|BABSCon}}
29-31 [[March 2024]], Burlingame, California

Chris first expressed interest in attending this San Francisco Bay Area ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' convention in 2017 upon learning that volunteers were given free admission, but he lost interest after he realized that travel expenses would not be covered. He made a more serious attempt to raise money to attend the 2020 convention, but it was canceled that year due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic. Instead, he [[coped]] by playing make-believe that he had gone to the BABScon in dimension [[C-197]]. Chris's intention to attend the 2021 convention was frustrated when it too was canceled due to the ongoing pandemic. Chris's plan was to drive all the way from Virginia to California and back. BABScon eventually took place on [[April 2022]], but Chris was incarcerated while the con took place. Before the 2024 convention took place, Chris was informed by the [[Manajerks|convention organizers]] that he had been blacklisted permanently,<ref>[[BABSCon E-mails]]</ref> obviously due to the societal stigma against literal motherfuckers like Chris.

==Conventions Chris failed to attend for other reasons==
===[[wikipedia:Otakon|Otakon]]===
Baltimore, Maryland

In 2010, Chris planned for a time to visit the Otakon convention in Baltimore, but he managed to thwart himself by spending the money he'd set aside for the expedition. In an e-mail to [[Jackie]], he claimed that he overdrew his bank account shortly beforehand.<ref name=email6>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris's parents had initially been fine with him going on the trip, since Chris had a plan laid out. However, his failure to control his spending, along with Chris having been tricked by [[trolls]] into going on the [[Ohio trip]] the year before (leading his parents to assume he was being set up again), led them to reconsider, and they forbade Chris from the trip.<ref name=email6></ref>

==Looking ahead==
Even though Chris was granted [[Autism disorder deferred disposition|deferred disposition]] for his incest charge, it is safe to assume that if convention organizers ever neglect to pre-emptively ban Chris from attending a convention, and he shows up unannounced like he did at Animate! Raleigh, he will be promptly booted as soon as his presence becomes known. This is provided, of course, that convention organizers view Chris as [[Chris and his ego|too much of]] [[Chris and anger|a liability]]. Otherwise, Chris might luck out like he did with the Festival of Light.

==See also==
* [[Chris and socialization]]
* [[List of places that have banned Chris]]

==References==
<references/>
{{Lists}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Social life]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]
[[Category:Conventions]]

GiBi

2026-10-04T04:21:05Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|GiBi has taken information from many questionable sources at face-value, placing it in his videos.<ref group = note>GiBi has taken information from Naught and MKR regarding orbiters that they had targeted at face value.</ref>|GiBi has made bold, accusatory claims without verifying them first.{{refn|group="note"|Produced a video in which he erroneously named people in the [[Taser Discussion]] clip as being exclusively [[Praetor]] members.<ref name=taservideo>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4HfueLWzjY&lc=Ugz1EEI4ON6dhsYi1gN4AaABAg</ref> The uncut version of the clip revealed that only one person in the clip was from Praetor, who objected to the idea of Chris using a [[taser]] on himself.}}{{refn|group="note"|Produced a video in which he helped [[MKRNightVee]] propagate her spin about [[The WCT]], accusing him of abusing Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAQ1Nz8G1Xc</ref>}}}}
{{Incomplete|The Beginnings of GiBi's channel|Involvement in the Jacob Saga|Information on coverage of Praetor|Information on Discord Server|Information on Dr Phil}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = GiBi
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GiBi 
GiBi_Devon 
Lore Cattle Ranch
|image = GiBi in 2024.jpg
|knownfor = {{•}} Broadcasting happenings regarding Chris and his orbiters {{•}} Promoting a petition to get Chris on Dr. Phil
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}}
{{quote|Also, a shout out to one of my favourite, yet sarcastic, supporters, @GiBi_Devon. Thank you for the perspectives from your earlier responses, albeit not perfect.|Chris, [[February 2024]]<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#GiBi shoutout]]</ref>}}
'''GiBi''' (which he has stated is short for "Good idea, Bad idea") or '''GiBi_Devon''', is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since [[2019]], after discovering Chris via the ''Tails Gets Trolled'' webcomic sometime before.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGO2wzE0Hvg]</ref> He uploaded videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading Chris's posts or [[Kiwi Farms]] posts, sometimes infamously with [[CWCki:Speculative Christory|his own theorizing and speculation]].

In [[October 2023]], GiBi renamed his [[YouTube]] channel to '''Lore Cattle Ranch''', and in [[April 2024]] to '''Gibi's Lore Cattle Ranch'''.

==Channel Beginnings==

GiBi had created his YouTube account, "GiBi_Devon" on 14 September 2015. Before posting any Chris-related videos, the channel primarily consisted of Let's Plays and reviews based around Star Wars movies, [[video games]], and toys (mostly [[LEGO]]). His most viewed video at the time was his first video centered around Chris, in which he commented on his beliefs about the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_HSvnxXiCQ]</ref>

One of GiBi's primary sources for his videos was [[CWCki|this website]], though he had also read posts made by users from the [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Early Chris-Centric Content===

{{quote|I think I need to work through it, and I need to talk to someone about it, but I don't know anyone else who follows her... So I'm gonna be doing that here.|GiBi, on why he made his first Chris video.}}

Shortly after his previous video on the Dimensional Merge, GiBi would begin his Weekly Chris Chan Update, a mainstay of his channel up until the [[Jail Saga]]. Also during this point in time, GiBi would release the second episode of his ''The Absurds'' series, in which GiBi regaled his audience with some of his favorite stories about Chris.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfViAhQSLm2ngolF0sv1YkNtzsad43j09]</ref> Just over a year later, GiBi would release another episode of ''The Absurds'' involving Chris, which would double as a backdoor pilot for his series of videos in which he details the plots of the [[Sonichu comics]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VxF1rre7Nk&t=19s]</ref>

==Dr. Phil==

In 2019, in between the releases of the two ''Absurds'' videos, one of GiBi's followers began a Change.org petition to get Chris on the Dr. Phil Show,<ref>change.org/p/dr-phil-get-chris-chan-on-dr-phil</ref> which Devon would promote in an episode of the Weekly Chris Chan Update.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hef5tBMB5ds&t=441s]</ref> The description of the petition claimed that Chris being on the television show would help him in two ways. Firstly, it could provide him with some money to prevent him from becoming homeless. Secondly, if Chris acted... like Chris in front of Dr. Phil and his almost 7 million viewers,<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Phil_(talk_show)]</ref> then maybe he would end up receiving some proper psychological care. GiBi states in his video promoting the petition that even if he did not expect the petition to actually get Chris onto the show, it may expose Chris to the general public and achieve the petition's latter goal. GiBi later released a second video on the Dr. Phil petition, in which he encouraged his followers to start contacting Dr. Phil on Twitter as soon as the petition reached 1,000 signatures.

GiBi would go on to make a third and final video regarding the Dr. Phil shenanigans, this time worrying aloud that Chris might actually end up on the Dr. Phil show after Chris [[tweeted]] that he would go on the show if Dr. Phil or his team invited him via a letter.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_S3ZxtfuZo]</ref>

==Jacob & Arbitarch Sagas==

The subject of [[Jacob Sockness]] was first brought up on GiBi's channel in an episode of the Weekly Chris Chan Update in early [[September 2019]], when Chris was still supposedly [[Body swap| body-swapped]] with [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08KDQU2SC58&t=520s]</ref> Being that Sockness simply went by "Chris Kink" on Twitter at the time and his actual name was only known from a GoFundMe, the title of this video does not reference Jacob directly, but instead simply refers to him as a "predator." GiBi covers this GoFundMe as well as a few of Jacob's tweets, making several negative comments about Christory's most infamous [[White Knight]]. Mere days later, GiBi released a second video on Jacob, in which he reads some of Jacob's tweets about [[Jakoba]] and conversation he had with Magi-Chan. GiBi finishes the video off by reinstating his opinion that Jacob is a danger to Chris.

{{quote|This guy really wants to meet Chris, and that's disturbing.|GiBi, making a statement that Jacob clearly didn't like.}}

Toward the end of the month, GiBi would release an ''Absurds'' episode about Jacob. In this video, he references Jacob's attempts to contact GiBi, where it is revealed Jacob did not like what Devon had to say about him.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBXRtcs3FQ&t=138s]</ref> This episode, like the Sonichu episode before, would serve as a pilot to a series titled ''The Sockness Files''. Ironically enough, Jacob had asked GiBi to do that very thing before rescinding the offer for obvious reasons.

GiBi would release three episodes of ''The Sockness Files'', in which he repeatedly spouted the opinion that Jacob was no good and went as far as to imply that Sockness may kill Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhmTbl6Gcpg]</ref> before we would hear more from the other side of the story. In a video where GiBi declares the Jacob Saga has concluded, Devon discusses the story of how the ultimate [[enabler]] would declare a war on him. After Jacob's [[heart level| heart level was smashed down to 15%]] by Chris, Jacob would apparently blame GiBi, and he became the villain of Jacob's story. Jacob would try to convince Chris that GiBi was trying to stop the [[Dimensional Merge]] alongside [[Null]] using fake DMs and a Twitter account [[Neo Spiritual Christianity| claiming to be God]].

{{quote|I don't believe in interfering with Chris. I have never contacted Chris. I have never talked to Chris. I have no problem interfering with Jacob.|Gibi, on the difference between Chris and Jacob}}

{{quote|The great ones most evil minion @GiBi_Devon celebrates this small victory, but the war has just begun|Goddess Emmanuelle, attempting to warn Magi-Chan about Hell's most despicable fiend.}}

==Crystalgate Saga==
In [[November 2020]], in [[The Place]] server, [[Naught]] claimed that GiBi had messaged him asking about [[Praetor]] and that he had given him information, which [[MKR]] stated was "cool," "since he's popular itll get the weens on the scene".<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#GiBi asks Naught about Praetor]]</ref>

In [[February 2021]], Naught and MKR spread misinformation about [[Praetor]], putting out spin to make it appear the group wanted to get Chris to use a [[taser]] on himself. Naught leaked a brief clip from the [[Taser Discussion]] call to [[Kiwi Farms]], omitting key information in his post that [[Watchmen]] members were heavily involved with the call, that Watchmen member Val had jokingly told Chris to tase himself, and that Praetor member Caden objected. GiBi produced a video on the matter in which he erroneously assumed that all voices in the leaked clip were those of Praetor members.<ref name=taservideo></ref> Chris commented on the video, defending Praetor, and claiming that all ideas involving possible taser usage were his own.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan is Convinced to Taser Himself]]</ref>

In [[August 2021]], while in the Halal Server, Naught claimed that "I used to feed gibi info during mine and [[MKR|mkrs]] feud with [[Dillin Thomas]]" and that "he didn't listen to me, i always gave him good info too."<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]. See Halal - General - halal-general [873250859369250879].html at 12-Aug-21 12:59 PM timestamp</ref>

==Jail Saga==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|200px|thumb|GiBi discusses a screenshot of a text between [[Bella]] and [[Fiona]] (second upload). In his video, he had not fully cropped the screenshot, leaving a phone number visible.]]

In the wake of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, GiBi created a daily series documenting the affair. [[Bella]] contacted GiBi and sent him screenshots of her DMs with both Chris and [[Fiona]]. Bella's screenshots included the headers of the DMs - which had information such as names and phone numbers for both Chris and Fiona. On 3 August 2021, GiBi produced a video covering the screenshots;<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210803081316/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v73xW_Fd9Zo</ref> he attempted to crop out the headers, and while he successfully did so for most, failed to fully crop at least two screenshots, which left Fiona's number visible. When told of one of the botched crop jobs, GiBi deleted the video. He then edited it to crop the number, and he uploaded it, only to fail to catch the second botched crop job. When again told of it, he deleted the second video. He planned to try again a third time but cancelled due to more information coming out.<ref>https://twitter.com/GiBi_Devon/status/1423754644422111238</ref> GiBi also posted the DMs he had received from Bella to [[Kiwi Farms]]; there, he censored the headers by placing a censor bar over Fiona's number and did not censor Chris's number.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (GiBi)#Bella DMs]]</ref>

Following from the months later, GiBi took a short hiatus on Chris-related content and instead shifted his attention to news stories. GiBi later went back to documenting Chris's known activities from jail, such as his letters and art, and occasionally providing conversations he had with other orbiters, which was exclusive to his channel.

During December of 2021, GiBi released a series of 26 videos about Chris-related topics corresponding with letters of the English alphabet.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtw0W-I3p2k&lc=Ugxk6jMY1Y7tZQPIRu54AaABAg]</ref> The next year, he would release a similar series of shorts containing facts about the Sonichu comics marketed as an advent-calendar.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtw0W-I3p2k&lc=Ugxk6jMY1Y7tZQPIRu54AaABAg]</ref> This would begin a relatively short-lived period where GiBi would release YouTube shorts every day going along with a theme that changed every month. This series came to an end during the [[May 2023| May of 2023]], with the release of the fourteenth episode of "Miscreant May."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vvnzixaa2js]</ref>

On 20 April 2022, GiBi uploaded a video where he shares some screencaps of a conversation he had with [[The WCT]], who was under the screen name "currentlyinexile."

On 19 June 2022, Chris made a drawing while in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and sent it to [[Praetor]] to sell on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on his behalf. The drawing depicts CPU Blue Heart being interviewed on her opinion about "pride," to which she replies that "arrogance is the real sin." Along with [[Donald Trump]] and Vladimir Putin, Chris also cites GiBi as being at risk of committing the sin, and to be considered "neutral" on Chris's apparent scale of toxicity.

On 27 August 2022, Chris drew another drawing featuring GiBi, requesting Praetor to gift it to him.<ref>[[Praetor Jail Art#READ DESCRIPTION: "A Free Gift for Gibi", dated 08/27/2022]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt17.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Jail art Chris made of GiBi on 19 June 2022.
File:Gibi jail art 8-27-22.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Jail art on 27 August.
</gallery></center>

==Post-jail==
[[File:ChaosCrystalControl 1 (reissue 11Feb2026)(resized).jpg|Chris's drawing with the illustration of GiBi|thumb|200px]]
On 30 [[October 2023]], Chris posted a set of drawings on [[X]]. In one, a character appearing to be GiBi remarks about having been transported to [[2006]].<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement]]</ref> GiBi made a post wondering about the identity of the character, to which Chris confirmed it was meant to be him and that he had time-traveled to the past.<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#GiBi]]</ref>

On 2 [[March 2024]], Chris watched a GiBi video in a livestream, in which he discusses Chris's [[jail art]].<ref>[[Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching]]</ref> Specifically, Chris watched [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBV_ANGhkzI this video], which was uploaded on 15 [[November 2022]].

On 29 [[March 2025]], Chris gave a shout out to GiBi, mentioning his [https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/5lMM4P57Z0o recent "clickbait" video] asking if Chris's [[Transformers Legacy United Merged]] were illegal.<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref> Chris added that he [[Chris and copyright|thinks it is legal]].

==Why GiBi Does It==
{{quote|Chris wouldn't be Chris if he was born in any other time or to any other parents, so what can we learn from this very specific person about the human condition as a whole?|GiBi's reason for it all.}}

Aside from the obvious reason that reporting on Chris has proven to be GiBi's most popular content (after all, he is now running an entire ranch on a single lolcow), Devon has always stated that his interest in Chris was not from the usual desire to laugh at Chris and his [[Sagas| various antics]], but instead genuine fascination or seeing his life as "beyond captivating."<ref>[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAjQ-AhytMk&t=17s]]</ref>

Similarly to [[Geno Samuel]] (who he has cited a similar belief as his motivation for extensively covering his life) GiBi has said that the life of Chris-Chan is like real life fiction, and expressed a desire to find meaning in his story. GiBi has described Chris as a negative role model, or "an anti-Bible" who served as a warning about what one could become in a worst case scenario.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPWE7FbWEU&t=123s]</ref>

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==See also==
*[[GiBi DMs]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (GiBi)]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Christubers]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Zoomer Generation]]
[[Category:People from the United States]]
[[Category:People from New Jersey]]

Chris and reading

2026-10-03T07:31:44Z

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{{Incomplete|summary, [[:Category:Books|books list]]}}
{{quote|Just a thought, but I am concerned about Gen Alpha. A lot of them are still illiterate and are likely not going to thrive or survive as well.

In part, I blame [[Borb|the parents]] who parobably were among the online haters and fakers. They ended up feeding their kids memes and overlooking the needs...|Chris, misspelling the word "probably" as he complains about reading illiteracy among Gen Alpha.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Rant against Kiwi Farms]]</ref>}}

According to [[Bob]], Chris taught himself to '''read''' by turning on the closed captions on [[television]] and following along with the words.<ref>[[Date with Emily]]</ref>

Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. While in school, the only books Chris read voluntarily are paperback ''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'' novels by [[R.L. Stine]] which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school.

In terms of the readings he was assigned at [[Manchester High School]], Chris retained only a superficial understanding of them. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''{{w|To Kill a Mockingbird}}'' a mere month prior, which in all likelihood he only mentioned because it was assigned in high school. This was almost instantly proven false when started describing characters from ''{{w|Of Mice and Men}}'', another high school assignment. The [[Manchester High Leaks|essay]] he wrote about a selection from [[wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]]'s ''[[wikipedia:The Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]'' earned only a 69%.

==Children's books and young-adult literature==

===Berenstain Bears===
'''''Berenstain Bears''''' is a long-running children's book series by the Berenstain family, which began in 1962.

Chris enjoyed reading the series as a child,<ref>[[Warhol Tweets#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref> ironically claiming that ''The Bad Habit'' was his favorite book.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2#More questionnaire, Game Place is brewing]]</ref> Given that the books are simplistic morality tales about talking animals in which problems come out of thin air and are easily resolved by the final pages, it's not hard to see how they appealed to Chris.

===Goosebumps===
{{main|R.L. Stine}}

'''''Goosebumps''''' is a long-running children's horror novel series made by R.L. Stine and first published in 1992.

''Goosebumps'' is Chris's favorite book series, and he continued to read the books up to high school. Chris has also said that ''The Haunted Mask'' is his favorite book of all time.

===How to Talk to Girls===
[[File:How-to-talk-to-girls-cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|How to Talk to Girls}}
'''''How to Talk to Girls''''' by Alec Greven was published in 2008, when Alec was nine years old. It is a children's guide on how to get a [[boyfriend-free girl]].

Chris purchased the book in early [[2009]] under the guidance of his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] and the ''[[John Tesh]] Radio Show'', and in Chris's words is a "great book". In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], several concepts from the book are used in the [[dating education]] class.

===The Butter Battle Book===
[[File:The Butter Battle Book cover.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''The Butter Battle Book''''' by Dr. Seuss was published in 1984. It is a children's book themed on anti-war messages. Its plot is a metaphor for mutually assured destruction through nuclear weapons.

During the [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]] from [[January 2018]], Chris brought up the book's plot when arguing against the usage of nuclear weapons. Fegelein and [[Blanc]] then mocked Chris over the age range of the book, as Chris was 35 at the time.
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===The Giver===
[[File:Sonichu 16 page-25.jpeg|thumb|left|100px|''The Giver'' mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]'']]
'''''The Giver''''' by Lois Lowry was published in 1993. It is a young adult science-fiction novel about a [[CWCville|dystopian setting which at first glance appears a utopia]].

Chris read the book while in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. In a [[August 2009]] call with [[Kacey]], Chris mentioned he still has the book in his collection, which also includes ''[[Goosebumps]]'' and ''To Kill a Mockingbird'', and rambled about the book's plot to her.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref> In [[February 2010]] (when Chris was 28), he recommended the book to [[The Wallflower]] in an email to her and quoted the book's summary.<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails 1]]</ref> In ''[[Sonichu 13]]'', written 2017-2018, when comic Chris is role-playing a date with [[Blanc]], the conversation turns to books and he talks about ''The Giver'' to her.
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==Graphic novels==
===Faux Facts===
[[File:EWU59KAWkAAiHri.jpg|thumb|100px]]
'''''Faux Facts''''', by Mary Bellamy (who has worked on ''[[My Little Pony]]'' comics), is a series of ten graphic novels about a group of magical girls. Chris bought the first volume in [[April 2020]] and tweeted that it was "really fun, cute and cool." He said he would buy the rest of the series.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Bought stuff]]</ref>
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===Transformers/Back to the Future===
'''''Transformers/Back to the Future''''' is a crossover between the ''[[Transformers]]'' and ''Back to the Future'' franchises which consisted of four books and ran from [[October 2020]] to [[May 2021]]. Chris is a fan and in [[January 2021]] had read the first two and was waiting for the third to release. He liked a scene of the ''Transformers'' character Starscream being [[Arthur Spatchcock Interview 3|dunked into manure]] - a gag usually meant for Biff from ''Back to the Future''.<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Quartz, Transformers, Trump]]</ref>

==Adult literature==
===The Canterbury Tales===

'''''The Canterbury Tales''''' is a collection of stories periodically written by Geoffrey Chaucer till his death in 1400, and compiled numerous times over the years.

Chris read parts of the book during [[Manchester High School|high school]], and did an [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|English assignment]] on the story "The Nun's Priest's Tale".

{{quote|Chaucer's Canterbury Tales gives us a great picture of life in the Middle ages. In the "Nun's Priest's Tale," Chanticleer had a dream that showed what was going to happen. And that the Rooster's and the Fox's pride got each other into trouble. And, the rooster and the fox learned that from the mistakes they have made. Well, that's it for the essay.}}

Chris's essay received a [[Chris and sex|69%]] score from his teacher.

===Shakespeare===
{{w|William Shakespeare}} (1564 - 1616) was an English playwright and poet widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and among the greatest writers of all world literature. It is unknown if Chris has ever read a complete Shakespeare play, although he admits in his [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid answers]] that he has never read Shakespeare outside of school. Nevertheless, some of the Bard's more famous lines have been quoted or bastardized by Chris, likely because he picked them up from various forms of pop culture:

* In [[Sub-Episode 3]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', [[Mary Lee Walsh]] quotes a famous couplet from the witches in ''{{w|Macbeth}}'' while stirring a cauldron: "Double, double, toil and trouble, / Fire burn and culdron [''sic''] bubble!" She follows it up with a much worse couplet of Chris's own creation: "I shatter hearts as I please! / I hurt them hard, with the greatest of ease!".
* In [[Ode to Julie]], Chris attempts to quote Romeo's famous soliliquy from {{w|Romeo and Juliet}}: "'Christian-o! Christian-o! Wherefore art thou, Christian-o?' And I would be there… int—in your heart – for I have—for my heart is with you. For if I called you up—for I would be there in your heart. And I would personally be calling out, 'I am here, O fair Juliet. 'Tis no—'tis nobler thy name be heard every mom—every waking moment. "And Ju—the sun is in the east, and Juliet is the sun.' Though I know not much Shakespeare, but at least I know ''enough''… to getteth by!"
* In [[Gilligan Be or Not]], Chris sings a musical version of the famous "{{w|To be, or not to be}}" speech from ''{{w|Hamlet}}'', directly lifted from an episode of the show ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' where the characters put on a stage musical based off the play.

===To Kill a Mockingbird===

'''''To Kill a Mockingbird''''' is a coming-of-age {{w|Southern Gothic}} novel, written by Harper Lee and published in 1960. It is a commonly-read book in many [[Providence Middle School|middle schools]] and [[Manchester High School|high schools]] in the United States.

Chris was likely assigned to read the book in school once, but claimed in the [[Father Call]] that he read it [[October 2009|the month]] before the call took place. He seemed to have only really paid attention to the first part of the novel, as when [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew asked him to say what he learned from it, he gives a ''vaguely'' correct description of the plot, albeit focused entirely on an earlier plot point (Boo Radley secretly hiding gifts for Scout, Jem and Dill inside a tree at his place). Prior to that, he got mixed up and started talking about George and Lennie's roles in the story (who are characters from a different novel, ''Of Mice & Men'').

===Dating for Dummies===
{{quote|I only had read the tips that I felt I needed; I did not read the entire book.}}
[[File:Cwclight - Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide2 - IMG 5410.jpeg|thumb|150px|Chris's [[Signature|self-autographed]] copy of the book]]

'''''Dating for Dummies''''' by Joy Browne was published in 2006, with a third edition published in 2011. It is part of the popular "For Dummies" line of reference books.

In [[September 2024]], Chris offered his copy of the book for sale on [[Cwclight]] for $100. In the listing, he stated that he had bought the book a couple decades prior, and that he only read through some of its tips.<ref>[[Cwclight#Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide]]</ref>
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===Develop Your Psychic Skills===
[[File:Develop Your Psychic Skills.jpg|left|thumb|100px]]
'''''Develop Your Psychic Skills''''' by Enid Hoffman was published in 1981 (and republished in 1997).

According to an excerpt from the back cover of the book, it "gives you a broad overview of the whole field of psychic experiences. The exercises and practices given in this book are enjoyable and easy to do. Use them to strengthen and focus your own natural abilities and turn them into [[PsychicPowers|precise, coordinated skills]]. You'll be amazed at the changes that begin to happen in your life as you activate the right hemisphere of your brain; the intuitive, [[Art|creative]], psychic half [[Honor roll|which has been so seldom used for so long]]."

When Chris read the Psychokinesis chapter, which mentioned magician [[Uri Geller]] by name, he decided to try emailing Geller in [[September 2017]] to ask for help with developing his psychic skills. Geller replied by politely, but frankly, telling Chris that he was just wasting his time.<ref>[[Uri Geller#E-mails]]</ref>

===Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self===
[[File:Numerology the Key to Your Inner Self.jpg|thumb|100px|left]]
'''''Numerology: the Key to Your Inner Self''''' by Hans Decoz and Tom Monte was published in 1993. It is a book on the mystical belief of [[numerology]], an attempt to use numbers and [[math]] to interpret meaning in life.

Chris discussed the book with [[The Place]] during [[April 2021]], where he chatted about using numerology to interpret his birth name of "Christopher Weston Chandler".<ref>[[The Place chats (April 2021)#Numerology Analysis]]</ref>
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===The Man in the High Castle===
'''''The Man in the High Castle''''' by Philip K. Dick was published in 1962. It is an alternative history novel based on the idea of the Axis powers winning World War II.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Joshua Wise convinced Chris to read the novel. By 10 [[January 2018]], Chris reported that he was on chapter 11.<ref>[[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]]</ref> The book is also mentioned in ''[[Sonichu 13]]''.

===The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability===
[[File:Guide to Sex and Disability.jpg|thumb|100px]]
{{main|Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability}}

'''''The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability''''' by Miriam Kaufman, Cory Silverberg, and Fran Odette was published in September 2020.

Chris purchased a copy from [[Amazon]] for use during his incestuous [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. He described the book as "a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance".<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>
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==Fanfics==
Chris has read some of the fanfics and stories in which he or Sonichu is a main character. The stories tend to be unflattering, and Chris has complained about his portrayal in these works.

Chris has also solicited [[fans]] for fanfics to be written about him. In [[May 2021]] (during a timeframe in which his sex drive had shot up), he asked followers to write a romance story about him with the title "Romancing CWCly", but insisted he not be portrayed as a [[simp]].<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#“Romancing CWCly”]]</ref> A day later, a fan responded to his request with a short story, but Chris was judgemental, deeming it as "a start. Simplistic and not bad."<ref>[[May 2021 social media posts#Upcoming fanfiction]]</ref>
===A Girl Who Brought Down the World===
{{main|A Girl Who Brought Down the World}}
===My Friend Sonichu===
{{main|Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian}}
===SNT Vs Sonichu===
{{main|SNT Vs Sonichu}}

==Use of highlighters==
{{quote|Also, so y’all know, I have a [[rainbow]] of highlighters, each specified within the false-true range, and then some. Pay Attention.|Chris, June 2021<ref name=june21>[[June 2021 social media posts#Andy Warhol Technology chapter]]</ref>}}

[[File:June29BookPhoto3.jpg|thumb|200|Chris's chart explaining his highlight notation]]

A '''highlighter''' is a writing tool for specially noting text. Chris has a system for highlighting, demonstrated on at least three occasions.

When reading ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]'', Chris highlighted selected portions of the text in various colors. He explained his methods in a Twitter post:<ref name=june21></ref>

{{quotebox|
*Pink - That's Wrong ~ See Facts of from me

*Orange - Half-Right / Half Wrong, See my Facts

*Yellow - Generally Interesting, or made me smile

*Green - Additional Facts for Context, I have (More To It Than The Stated)

*Blue - Totally Agree, and on Point

*Purple - Highly Resonant with me
}}

<center><gallery>
File:June29BookPhoto1.jpg|Highlighted text from ''[[Warhol / Chris Chan]]''
File:June29BookPhoto2.jpg|From ''Warhol / Chris Chan''
File:July4BookPhoto.jpg|From ''Warhol / Chris Chan''
File:Twitter - Green Flags - 31Jan2024.jpg|From a social media image
File:Twitter - 13Jan2024 - BlockComplain1.jpg|From a message sent by a "close friend"
</gallery></center>

{{References}}
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Books]]

Talk:Idea Guys

2026-09-30T01:16:53Z

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==Blackmail and Extortion==
According to Null, Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd extorted $6,000 from Chris. Could this amount be directly related to this tweet Chris sent out in May? https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/998273890555080704 --[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 04:02, 26 July 2018 (UTC)

== Some niggo blanked this page ==

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::Thanks for making note and reverting the edit. But I am responding to let you know to sign your post by pressing ~ four times. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 20:47, 9 March 2019 (UTC)

== Impact of Quinn ==

There's a paragraph about how the Quinn breakup might've influenced Chris's emotional state to make him more susceptible to Wise. I'm kinda skeptical Quinn had that much of an effect. The breakup was within the first week of [[October 2017]], and Wise's role-playing campaign didn't begin until late October. For most of the interim, Chris was at his usual self, doing things like tweeting, drawing comics and doing interviews. Also, Quinn and Wise targeted different points of his emotional state - Quinn targeted his loneliness and Wise targeted his escapism. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:16, 24 June 2021 (UTC)
:I put that there mainly because that particular era of Chris's life ended there and a new one began shortly afterward. There is a stark difference between what Chris was like before then and what he's like after the Idea Guys got into his head, and I felt that it was worth at least pointing out that losing a long-term relationship may have hurt Chris in a way that wasn't quite apparent at the time. Note how hard he took it compared to previous "break-ups". [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 21:14, 24 June 2021 (UTC)
::I see what you're going for. On the other hand, Chris had been trying to interact with his imaginary friends prior to Quinn, like when he was posting about psychic connections to CWCville or dancing with Magi-Chan at the BronyCon. Wise played into that mentality. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:50, 25 June 2021 (UTC)
::As a compromise, I'm thinking the paragraph could be expanded to explore why Chris was so hooked onto Wise's lore. Something about how the Financhu Crisis also could've affected his emotional state and how he'd wanted imaginary friends even in his young adulthood. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:54, 27 June 2021 (UTC)

== $20,000 ==

Rereading [[The Bad Beginning]] chat, I don't see where it says Boyd demanded 20k or he would report Chris. The statements are split far apart, he says Chris owes 20k at the beginning but makes no mention of reporting. Then the next day, he threatens to report Chris but doesn't demand money.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:48, 16 November 2025 (EST)

== Law 18.2-178.1 ==

Shouldn't we use the text version that was on the books at the time? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:16, 29 September 2026 (EDT)

Kick the Autistic

2026-09-28T03:47:29Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Praetor Style */i think this relies too much on rumors

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{{quote|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST [[Megan Schroeder|MEGAN]] AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC [[Virgin with rage|25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN]], HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!"|Chris, coining the phrase [[Chris and contests|after taking a loss in a contest pretty well]].}}
[[Image:KickTheAutisticWii.jpg|thumb|Game of the Year, every year. Available on the Wii...]]

'''Kick the Autistic''' is a phrase first coined by [[Chris]] when he complained about not receiving preferential treatment for having [[autism]], shortly after he lost [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]. Soon the phrase developed into a game that consists of doing anything [[Chris]] doesn't like. He alleges it is America's favorite, owing to the frequency of his [[trolls|antagonists]] (perceived and real) playing it.

==Variations==
[[File:Kta.PNG|thumb|...and on the [[Car pranks|blatantly-stupid]] [[HEXBox]]!]]
There are many known variations of the game, and below are the most noteworthy.

===Artistic Style===
Enter a [[Chris_and_contests|competition]] of artistry where Chris is also competing, and [[Honor roll|beat him]]. This is generally easily done by showing any sort of competence. Favored by [[Manchester High School#Graduation|his fellow students]] and [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|that no-good]] [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Beware: Chris may [[CWC is Angry|get grumpy and print your picture out to shoot at]], beat you up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', or make a [[Magical thinking#Voodooism|Lego voodoo doll]] out of you.

===Chris Style===
Set yourself up as one of the most visible and recognized representatives of autism within [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] culture. [[Chris and negotiation|Act like an entitled child]], and [[Chris and sex|develop]] horrifying [[recycling|perversions]], which you [[Honest Content|discuss freely]] on [[YouTube]]. Give other autistic people as well as those with [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's Syndrome]] (which he hates) a bad reputation by association. There is a 100% chance this will result in them trolling you.

===[[Mary Lee Walsh]] Style===
Prevent Chris from pursuing his Love Quest by tearing his [[attraction sign]]s down from the corridors of his college, and telling him that this is not a proper way of finding a girlfriend. If he continues, have a meeting with him further forcing him to stop. If he ''still'' continues, suspend him from college for a year.

===[[Blanca]] Style===
Pretend to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Take the time to befriend Chris until he trusts you. Once that happens, get him to send you horrific [[Nudes|n00dz]] and [[Medallions|something of value to him]], and record yourself destroying it.

===[[Jimmy Hill]] Style===
If you are an artist troll or just bored, plagiarize Chris's own plagiarized comics. Chris is [[Chris and hypocrisy|very defensive]] about the material which he has plagiarized, and he will throw a fit and take [[Chris_and_the_law|legal action]] against you "if not removed by 14 days."

===[[Sweetheart]] Style===
Pretend to befriend Chris, known for being of the completely clueless type and willing to trust anyone who claims to have a [[china]]. Then, when you have gained his trust, tell him to do something amusing. Say you are a woman who is turned on at the thought of him [[recycling]]. Once this happens, put the goods up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Kiwi Farms]], and sit back as you watch them get their lulz.

===[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickleman]] Style===
Go to [[Virginia]] and somehow meet up with Chris while wearing a [[pickle]] costume. He will be bewildered by it, and be too powerless to act. Bonus points if you go to him while he's with [[Emily|another girl]], and you can manage to [[Date with Emily|steal his date]] in the process.

===[[The Miscreants|Miscreant]] Style===
Set [[Sonichu|events]] in motion that will keep Chris from [[Virgin with rage|ever getting laid]]. Physically [[Chris and health|weaken]] him so that he can't even [[iPods Down and Listen Up|rape]] a woman to lose his virginity, or do anything else for that matter. Extra points for clouding up [[BlueSpike|his]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|judgement]]. As an added "fuck you," send <s>an impostor</s> [[Liquid Chris|The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler]] to swipe [[Kacey|his sweetheart.]]

Keep doing this for the rest of his life, then send him to Hell where he'll be trolled for all eternity...or reincarnated as a pickle; whichever. The current champion of this style is Chris himself.

===[[Liquid]] Style===
<s>Pretend that you are</s> Be the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of [[Sonichu]], the electric hedgehog Pokémon. Upload videos on [[YouTube]] detailing your many encounters with [[Clyde Cash]] and your success at attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Brag about the millions you have earned thanks to Sonichu, and try to conquer the Sonichu media empire that is rightfully yours. Bonus points if you purchase ad space on the [[CWCipedia]].

Alec Benson Leary of [[Asperchu]] has used a similar tactic, to much the same effect.

===[[Michael Snyder]] Style===
Give Chris [[List of places that have banned Chris|the banhammer]], thus preventing him from going to [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite establishment]], for [[Chris and anger|no]] [[Chris and his Ego|good]] [[death threats|reason]] other than [[Autism#Chris and other autistics|sheer hatred for autistic people]]. Patiently wait until he tries to come back to his rightful place, and then [[28 October 2011#Email?|rub your legs on his car's bumper in order to fake injury]]. Sue Chris for damages and bribe [[July 2012 Facebook posts#Court|whoever needs to be bribed]]; once this is done, you'll be rolling in the dough.

===[[Chris and religion|God]] Style===
Refuse to bail out the one and only Autistic Hero and center of your universe, Christian Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville, VA]] whenever he hits parked cars, [[28 October 2011|trespasses on private property]], [[Mal-Wart|vandalizes store displays]], [[Affair with Mother|incest]] or [[26 December 2014|macing GameStop employees]]. Grant prayers to people with concerns that aren't half as important as winning glorious victory over the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Finally, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|refuse to step in when your Autistic Hero accidentally sets his home ablaze]].

===[[Gal pal|Gal Pal]] Style===
Reveal that [[Kellie Andes|you]] were [[Gal pal#Betrayal|just friends with him out of pity]]. Then, when Chris [[Chris and anger|throws a tantrum]] about it, turn that pity into laughter by linking to one of [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|his videos]] for all of his former gal pals to see just how far he's fallen since they've last seen him. Then, when the [[Catherine]] saga is coming to a close, reveal yourself as the fabricating troll mastermind behind both the admitting of befriending Chris out of pity, and the saga itself.

===[[Sega]] Style===
Push your biggest fan's buttons by changing the arm color of your main hero from tan to blue. Watch [[Sonic Boom Protests|the hilarity]] [[26 December 2014|ensue.]]

===[[Financhu Crisis]] Style===
Grant the Chandlers another mortgage on [[14 Branchland Court]], so they can have more spending money for their hoards, then [[stress]] them out by holding them to a payment plan.

===[[Pmurt]] Style===
Gradually work your way up in life to become a billionaire, and eventually the President of the United States. Watch as Chris films himself [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|threatening death on you by smashing his own toys]].

===[[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] Style===
Be a voice actress/artist who Chris orbits on Twitter. Accept his money to draw art commissions for him, then take cover as [[weens]] make fake pledges on your Patreon while Chris begins calling you "darling" and spamming your business email. Finally, call him out in public for being creepy and spending beyond his means, then step back as Chris tries to win you over by painting a bulls-eye on himself and telling everyone to [[HarassCWCdirectly]]. For bonus points, join the [[Kiwi Farms|trolls' internet forum]] and [[Doopie E-mails|leak the emails he had sent to you]]. Afterwards, have Chris talk with one of your [[LadyOfTheCosmo|best friends]], and have them start a flame war. If done right, have her [[A-Log]] Chris throughout all of her posts for him displaying the same creepy behavior towards her.

===[[Jessica Quinn|Quinn]] Style===
Be one of Chris' Facebook friends over a span of years and latch onto him when he's desperate for a girlfriend. As soon as you see him stalking a [[DoopieDoOver|voice actress]] on LazyCast, break up with him, wait for him to film himself crying about it, and then get back together with him. Be sure to goad him into making a rage video cursing [[Kiwi Farms]] trolls by completely ending the relationship one day before you were set to meet in real life and saying that they had hacked your Facebook as the reason.

===[[Idea Guy]] Style===
When you notice Chris's [[Chris and reality|detachment from reality]] and [[Autism|his gullibility]], take advantage of both to troll him. First, make up stories about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|the various happenings]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his creation]], and then inform Chris about them. Afterward, tell Chris to do a number of ridiculous tasks that you know will fly over his head, whether it be telling him to write "I have a penis" in Japanese, whilst making him think it's his signature, or forcing him to do the ''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'' chant, whilst making him think it's an [[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] Cherokean chant. Chris's response to such coercion will vary, so use it wisely. This style is bound to work if you inform him that Rosechu has a pickle, though. As an alternative, you can go the extra mile, and do some of the most deranged stuff any player of the game has commited, whether it be telling him to [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shit]] on the floor, or telling him to physically beat both himself and his mother.

===[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] Style===
Message and harass the Twitter accounts that Chris follows with large amounts of embarrassing information about him in order to get Chris [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocked]] from viewing those accounts.

===[[ProjectSNT]] Style===
Redesign some of Chris's characters and [[Stress|watch his mind completely break because he doesn't like a certain design element.]]

===[[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] Style===
Hijack Chris' delusions and tell him that he has to have sex with you in order for them to come true. Spend thousands of dollars for the opportunity to get access to Chris, only for him to epically shut you down.

===[[Weens|Trollshielding]] Style===
[[File:ChrisKicksHirtes.png|thumb|How to lose the game spectacularly]]

If you have [[weening|no creativity]] or aren't skilled enough to execute the above versions of play properly, but you want to use Chris's tard rage [[a-logging|to cover up your lulzyness]], you may want to use this variation of the game as a last resort. You'll see why this is a very bad idea as soon as you've read the instructions. First, you'll either want to [[Michael Hirtes|create close to ten Twitter sockpuppet accounts to spam and flame Chris with]], or [[A-log|create a YouTube channel solely dedicated to subpar commentaries on his older videos]]. Once you've farmed enough content, share your hard work and effort to get as many desperate upvotes and views as possible. If somebody figures out your shenanigans, do not fret. Just try to cover it up in a half-assed fashion, even if you stupidly include your own profile pic in one of the screenshots you sent to the [[Kiwi Farms]]. Even after you've been called out on your bullshit, simply continue attacking Chris on your preferred platform every time he posts new content, usually with some dead meme that anyone else would find cringy or by telling the rest of the world how horrible Chris is compared to you. All and all, you should never try to play the game this way, as you are always going to lose regardless of how you try to execute it. Chris will never respond to your unfunny commentaries let alone rage over them. Plus, all of your desperate trollshielding and spamming will only lead you to being mocked even more. Double Dumbass points if it is Chris who ends up kicking you instead.

===[[Hasbro]] Style===
Conclude his [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|favorite TV show]] and replace it with [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|something else]]. Then [[February 2024 social media posts#RussiaIsMLPG5|make a presentation]] showing off the new show to the [[Russia]]n market. Sit back and enjoy.

===Literally===
Examples of literally kicking the autistic include: the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] (allegedly), [[Jerkop]]s (probably exaggerated), [[Chris and Race#Black_people|TJ from GAMe PLACe]] (almost), and the staff at [[Western State Hospital]] (allegedly).

Chris has never experienced any substantial physical pain in his entire life that we know of; no broken bones or bare knuckle fights. His parents never raised a hand against him. There is also no evidence of him ever being grounded, or punished in any significant way – even after being [[Bob Walks In|caught masturbating in the kitchen]]! The only citation provided by Chris of physical pain whatsoever is an anecdotal story about the time that [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller-skate again.

Because Chris has never been through the "school of hard knocks" ([[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square#Chris_vs._Fashion_Square|even running away if a confrontation seems imminent]]), he seems pretty confident that he [[Mary Lee Walsh|can]] [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|tell]] [[Clyde Cash|any]][[Michael Snyder|one]] [[Death threats|any]][[Chris and race|thing]] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|he]] [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|wants]] without fear of consequence. On [[28 October 2011]] and [[26 December 2014]], respectively, Chris committed crimes which could have seen him end up in jail, where inmates don't take kindly to [[Chris and anger|temper tantrums]]. [[Jail Saga|When it finally happened]], Chris was given solitary confinement, which helped him avoid any further attempts at being a part of this game.

==Uses by Chris==
Recorded examples of this particular [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] include the following:

*In the e-mail he sent to Sony after losing [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], Chris blamed his failure on "AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!'"
*At the same time, in his first [[PSN blogs|PSN blog entry]] cursing [[Adam Stackhouse]], he bitched and mixed his metaphors about how "I have been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for my whole life."
*After finding out that [[PandaHalo|Panda]] was a troll during [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], Chris whined, "And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of 'Kick the Autistic'."
*Addressing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] users on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#21 January|21 January 2008]], Chris wrote ''"And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "KICK THE AUTISTIC", [[Chris and hypocrisy|then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.]]"'' in an attempt to get them to back off.
*A variation was used in Chris's second version of [[It's UGH!#Remake|Ok2bgay]], with Chris opening the video with the words "Merry Kickmas".

==See also==
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - Former [[Video games|Nintendo of America]] president, hoping to release Kick the Autistic on all major [[Nintendo]] consoles in time for [[Christmas]].
*[[Trolls]]
*[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Pin the Autistic]] – The prequel to America's favorite game.
*[[List of places that have banned Chris|Ban the Autistic]] – The spin-off to America's favorite game.
*[[TF2 Analysis|Block the Autistic]] – The hit sequel to America's favorite game.

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[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]

MKRNightVee

2026-09-23T07:35:32Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Interactions with Chris */

{{incomplete|[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]}}
{{Honest}}
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{{Unreliable|type=cred|MKR is a habitual liar, and has given misleading and contradictory statements, sometimes purposefully even leaving out key context.{{refn|group="note"|Used a cropped version of a three-year-old photo to claim he was gifting an item to Chris for his next birthday. See [[Medallions#NightVee Medallion]] for more information.}} {{refn|group="note"|Claimed via Twitter that he wasn't enabling Chris's delusions while away from Twitter and that he only watched movies and discussed interests.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210306073633/https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1368103151530700802</ref> However in his DMs with Chris he tried to introduce an [[OC]] named Angefly<ref>[[MKR DMs#Communication]]</ref> and in Discord chats he helped enabled Chris's fantasies.<ref name=psydet>[[The Place chats - Psychic Detective]]</ref>}}{{refn|group="note"|Has falsely claimed that [[Praetor]] wanted Chris to use a stun gun on himself, and purposefully left out key parts of a conversation between them and Chris to make this seem true, in an attempt to smear the group.<ref name=stungun>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1358939937463169024 (archive: https://archive.ph/PYMQh)</ref>}}|MKR is noted for having delusions of grandeur.<ref group=note>After Anaxis tried to suggest the Watchmen approach Praetor less aggressively, MKR viewed this as Anaxis betraying him, and ended the conversation with, "You'll grow to love me, they all do eventually. Except cat, he likes himself more."</ref>|MKR often says edgy or disgusting things purely for shock value.<ref group="note">In a chat between MKR and Chris involving him leaving The Place server, Chris complains about MKR, as well as Naught and Kyle, making racist comments about Nazis. MKR then states that he doesn't regret his "dark or even cringey sense of humor".</ref>|MKR is prone to having temper tantrums and instigating smear campaigns against others.{{refn|group="note"|Has falsely claimed [[Praetor]] planned to use a taser on Chris despite the [[Taser Discussion]] call indicating Praetor was opposed to it. Has also falsely claimed [[The WCT]] "probably [wanted] Chris to kill himself in a similar manner [to Randy Stair]"<ref name=wctrumor>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> in response to The WCT and Chris leaving his group's Discord server. On top of that, MKR came to believe that Chris didn't appreciate him enough when Chris started talking to the Praetors. Claimed to [[GiBi]] that [[The WCT]] wanted to use Chris to become famous.<ref>[[GiBi DMs]]</ref>}}}}
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|MKR, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if he really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

{{quote|I can only become better if you help me, I need you in my life.|MKR's last-ditch attempt to manipulate Chris back to his side.<ref name = "ToxicMKR"></ref>}}
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'''Meghan Kathleen Ringo''',<ref name=mkrthread>{{cite farms|thread=52454|title=Meghan K. Ringo / MKRNightVee}} ([https://archive.fo/gMwqP archive])</ref><ref name=twittername>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1088274497516400643 (archive: https://archive.ph/PEpIF)</ref><ref name="ToxicMKR"></ref> more commonly known as '''MKRNightVee''' ('''MKR''' for short), '''CPUMagentaHeart''', and sometimes referred to as '''Maker''' by Chris, appeared in [[December 2018]] and was active as a [[White-Knights|white knight]] and fantasy [[enablers|enabler]] on [[Twitter]] and [[Discord]], until Chris cut ties with him in July 2021 citing his toxic behavior.<ref name = "ToxicMKR">[[MKR DMs#On Chris leaving The Place]]</ref> He got into contact with Chris through Twitter,<ref name=megan>[[The Sons of the Miscreants chats#Megan]]</ref> then a friend looking up Chris's phone number for him.<ref name=motives>[[The Sons of the Miscreants chats#Motives]]</ref> He presented himself to Chris as being the [[CPU]] goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]], offering him validation on his fantasies of being a CPU and having magic powers. He has claimed that "My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support [...] I'm trying to help him better himself".<ref name=motives></ref> It is unclear how MKR thought encouraging Chris's delusions with ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' CPU lore would lead to him becoming better.

MKR acted notably [[Gatekeeping|possessive towards Chris]]. Hecreated or spread lies about several other people interacting with Chris, even to the extent of falsely accusing them of criminal activity. He also became irritated with Chris when he felt that he was ignoring him,<ref name="twitter">[[The Place chats (March 2021)#MKR's Twitter]]</ref> and reacted with anger when Chris decided to leave his group's Discord server [[The Place]] due to toxicity from him and others in the group. Days later, in [[July 2021]], MKR attempted to emotionally manipulate Chris into returning, but he stood his ground and insisted MKR work on improving himself first.<ref name = "ToxicMKR"></ref>

MKR later began identifying as a [[transgender]] man.<ref name=transmkr>https://archive.fo/CApVg</ref>

==Interactions with Chris==
MKR set up a Discord group for Chris, telling his friends from [[The Sons of the Miscreants]] Discord server to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref name=chrischatrules></ref>

Under his assistance, [[Owls]] and would-be Watchmen members would roleplay as goddesses while in contact with Chris. MKR has claimed to be doing it out of the belief that doing so will somehow "better" him.

[[File:Tings Tingz - MKR red flag.png|thumb|left|200px|Tings Tingz comments on her concern after seeing one of MKR's tweets.]]

When MKR first appeared on the scene, [[Tings Tingz]] was suspicious of him due to MKR being an enabler to Chris's delusions. Tings was particularly suspicious of MKR's usage of the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' CPU lore to gain Chris's attention - as the [[Idea Guys]] had pioneered the use of the lore to [[manipulate]] Chris. Tings reached out to Chris with her suspicions, to which Chris defended MKR.<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Tings Tingz warning Chris about MKR]]</ref>

On 21 [[January 2019]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] thread was posted about MKR. The thread included several pages of chatlogs from [[The Sons of the Miscreants]] [[Discord]] server, in which MKR had discussed his interactions with Chris and recruited Discord users to chat with him.<ref name=mkrthread></ref> [[Tings Tingz]] pointed out the thread to Chris and warned him of MKR's "belittling" and "mocking" comments about him in the chats, his usage of the [[CPU]] lore to trick him, and also alleging MKR and his friends to be trolls and advising Chris to cut contact. Chris responded, "My head hurts." Tings pressed further, asking him, "Your still following MKR. Are you choosing the reassuring lie?" Chris answered, "I'm talking to her about the issue; I have not completely processed the details yet!"<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Pre-Block Chats]]</ref> Tings also confronted MKR.<ref>[[Tings Tingz DMs#Tings Tingz Confronts MKR Directly]]</ref>

[[File:Christine Nightvee ComicPeice.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Art Chris drew of MKR's [[OC]] Nightvee.]]

MKR claimed to the Sons of the Miscreants that Chris had attempted to get back into contact with [[Megan Schroeder]] with his assistance, to which Megan declined.<ref name=megan></ref>

In [[August 2020]], Chris offered MKR several of his possessions in his [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|Last Will and Testament]].

On 4 [[January 2021]], Chris bought a Funko Pop figure of [[Transformers]] character Starscream, then mentioned to MKR that he thought it was something MKR would like and asked for confirmation of his address. MKR replied that the figure was cute and sent his address details.<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Transformers Funko Pop for MKR]]</ref> Chris had at some point also gifted a Flame Toys Furai Starscream Model Kit as well.<ref>https://x.com/MKR11217089/status/2041566252033053108 ([https://archive.ph/9VtQN archive])</ref>

[[File:NightVeeMedallion.jpg|thumb|150px|A NightVee medallion]]
MKR has created a NightVee Amulet for Chris in 2018/2019.

[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||MKR enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]

MKR first tweeted to Chris's CWCSonichu account on 27 [[December 2018]], claiming to have powers.<ref>[https://twitter.com/search?q=(from%3AMKR11217089)%20(to%3Acwcsonichu)%20until%3A2018-12-31%20since%3A2018-12-01&src=typed_query&f=live MKR's tweets to Chris for December 2018] (archive: https://archive.ph/t8Pm0)</ref> Replying to a tweet Chris made about the [[Commodore 64]], MKR tweeted:

{{quote|Great news! I'm so happy for you, I recently was gifted my [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] as well I'm still trying to work out my powers
^-^" but I'll do my best for humanity's sake! And for you!
MKR 🌙💜🌙}}

During the [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analysis saga]], he created an alt Twitter account named [[Creamarina]] and shared it with Chris to enable him to evade blocks.<ref>[[Misc texts#Creamarina]]</ref>

On 17 [[February 2021]], Chris lamented his feelings of loneliness in [[The Place]]. He posted that he had considered MKR, who was then living as a woman, as among a potential list of options for a relationship, tagging him Discord handle in the process.<ref>[[The Place chats - Lonely Feelings]]</ref> Weeks later, on 12 [[March 2021]], Chris posted in The Place about his [[Lovers Attributes List]], tagging MKR and asking if any of the items on the list matched with him.

==As a Watchman==
{{quote|Bulling the weens leads to more fun than cwc|MKR on "bullying the weens"<ref name=jahans>[[The Place chats - Jahans discussion]]</ref>}}
During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, the [[Watchmen]] saw the potential danger in Sockness's activities, and helped steer Chris away from him during summer 2019; Sockness, who at the time was engaging in a full-scale war against Chris's enablers, followers and critics alike, considered MKR to be a notable enemy of his, and apparently abused MKR verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. MKR and the other Watchmen largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness. In September 2019, when Sockness announced a plan to come to Ruckersville by train, Chris took to Twitter to post an audio clip, [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]], telling him to stay away. MKR later claimed that "Christine herself came to me afraid and upset and asked Jacob not to come over"<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1192696909212745728 (archive: https://archive.ph/ZYs6x)</ref> and that Chris "asked for it to be stopped."<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1192706638488072193 (archive: https://archive.ph/evJng)</ref>

MKR was involved with infighting within the Watchmen. On 28 [[June 2021]], [[Spunky]] posted an account of MKR's time with the Watchmen, in which he described being belittled by both [[Naught]] and MKR.<ref>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/naught-bismuth-anameisaname-anon-llc-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-tardwarsllc-cpu-bismuth-heart-ctrl-moe.724/post-16378 (archive: https://archive.ph/sHJsm)</ref>

MKR voted for [[The WCT]] to take over the role of [[Lainchu]] in February 2021.<ref>[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Voting for Lainchu]]</ref>

MKR has discussed with Kyle and an unknown Watchman about the ethics of enabling Chris in a 9 March 2021 Second Layer chat, stating that it is necessary to enable Chris in his delusions in order to protect him from malicious trolls.<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Ethics of enabling]]</ref> In this chat, he states "Most people don't understand what dealing with Chris is like, they say feeding his delusions is ganna kill him or something. But honestly it doesn't matter at this point.", under the belief that Chris cannot change.

{{quote|The way CWC was acting, ignoring his true friends in favor of preator and ignoring the really nice heartfelt birthday message I posted to him while retweeting and responding to so many weens.|MKR on Chris talking to Praetor.<ref name="twitter"/>}}

[[File:mkrragequit.png|200px|thumb|left|MKR lashes out at Chris in March 2021.]]

On 5 [[March 2021]], MKR lashed out at Chris over Twitter in a fit of jealousy.

A month prior, MKR had learned that Chris was planning to use a [[taser]] on his [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]], which his new friend group [[Praetor]] was to let him borrow. MKR, among other [[Watchmen]], took to spreading a vicious rumor on the planned taser usage.<ref name=stungun></ref>

Though nearly a month had passed, on 5 March, MKR sent an angry Tweet directed towards Chris which expressed his disdain.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1368024530325630980 (Archive https://archive.fo/rXsVi)</ref>

He then temporarily deleted his Twitter account a few days later. However, this was a ruse by MKR designed to manipulate the public and Praetor - MKR believed that by dramatically acting as if he were quitting on Chris, it would lull Praetor into a false sense of security,<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#MKR not really quitting]]</ref> although Praetor members have not been known to care.

He also claimed to the other Watchmen that his Twitter account's true intent was to draw the attention of weens in order to put them on full blast.<ref name="twitter"/>

He reactivated his account, and tweeted again to Chris in April, replying to Chris tagging him to share a gif file,<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1380732044951515137 (archive: https://archive.fo/fL8wZ)</ref> and later to reply to another of Chris's tweets in order to call [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|one of his enablers]] a "faggot".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1380756077864620033 (archive: https://archive.fo/Ybm8P)</ref>

MKR attempted to manipulate Chris into interacting with Alexander Jahans, another delusional lolcow which he and Naught had taken interest in.<ref name=jahans></ref> In March 2021, when Chris was chatting with The Place about his psychic detective roleplay, MKR claimed that Jahans's abilities could help.<ref name=psydet></ref> Behind Chris's back, MKR rationalized the setup as "two tards playing pretend in a controlled environment."<ref name=jahans></ref> However, Jahans did not appear.

==Chris cuts ties==
{{main|Watchmen infighting drama}}
In [[June 2021]], internal conflict arose among Watchmen members over Naught doxing The WCT which resulted in the group separating. MKR had sided with Naught and Chris against, leading to Chris distancing himself from MKR in the fallout. MKR attempted to emotionally manipulate Chris into returning to his side. On 29 June, MKR tagged Chris’s Twitter and posted, “Your obviously good at using people and then moving on to the next. Have fun getting fucked over by WCT and [[Praetor]].”<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410076709148266498 (archive: https://archive.fo/zb0wM)</ref> Hefollowed up by tweeting that he regretted having spent his time drawing art for Chris and accused Chris of being unappreciative of it.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1411511053872025605 (archive: https://archive.fo/8WSOI)</ref>

On 26 June 2021, Chris left the Watchmen Discord server The Place. He and MKR discussed the matter over texts from 1-3 July. Chris mentioned that he feels MKR, Naught, and Kyle were toxic, after hearing edgy comments regarding racism and Nazis in voice chats and movie nights and therefore dubbed all three of them to be part of "the toxic trio". Chris also complained about Naught's attempts at doxing both Spunky and The WCT for not allowing him to use their Kiwi Farms accounts.

Chris ended with a request for the "toxic trio" to "shape up, clear themselves up spiritually, let go of their respective egos, and become most genuinely enlightened to fully comprehend", otherwise Chris would not return to The Place. MKR tried to guilt-trip Chris into returning to him by telling Chris that he felt that his image has been ruined thanks to him, and how he feels "betrayed and hurt". MKR then said he "can only become better if you help me, I need you in my life," to which Chris stood his ground and responded that only he can help himself.<ref>[[MKR DMs#On Chris leaving The Place]]</ref>

==Aftermath==
[[File:Lainchu Anaxis3.png|thumb|500px|MKR's Discord message, redacted by Spooky.]]
Following the Incest Leaks, Mean Girls leader [[Spooky Bones]] reached out to MKR over Twitter after he had falsely suggested that The WCT might have wanted Chris to kill himself. MKR was then invited to the Halal server, a Discord server run by Spooky's associates, where Spooky would interview him about WCT's role with Chris. MKR took advantage of the opportunity to spread more misinformation to the Halal Server, influencing the narrative that Halal Server members would later post on [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>[[:File:MKR Halal Server comments (unredacted username).png]]</ref> When Spooky uploaded a screencap of one of MKR's Discord posts on the CWCki, she redacted MKR's username and added the caption "Source affiliated with the "Watchmen" describes internal conflicts and how Sean Walker ("WCT"/"Conner") took over the "Lainchu" role from Anaxis, and Chris's poor response to the same."

MKR had also tried to get a former Watchmen member to convince editor [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] to add information about a NightVee medallion he made for Chris.

After Chris resumed internet activity in [[2023]] following his multi-year stint in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on an [[incest]] charge, MKR began orbiting his Twitter with messages once more.<ref>https://archive.fo/V3Nvh</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/nzmOO</ref> In [[February 2026]], Chris responded to one of those tweets, reestablishing contact between the two.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Talking dragons with MKRNightVee]]</ref> Mirage still periodically posts about Chris and Sonichu, as recently as April 2026. <ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/2044132139923583252</ref> <ref>https://x.com/MKR11217089/status/2041566252033053108</ref>

==OCs==

===[[NightVee (character)|NightVee]]===

[[File:NightVee.jpg|thumb||100px]]
Seemingly taking a page out of Chris's conception of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], MKR is also the creator of the OC '''NightVee''', a hybrid of the Sega character [[Wikipedia:Nights (character)|Nights]] (of ''Nights into Dreams'') and the [[Pokémon]] Eevee.

===[[Creamarina (character)|Creamarina]]===
[[File:Creamarina character.png|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Creamarina''' is a hybrid of Primarina and Cream the Rabbit, appears in the NightVee comic, and serves as a romantic interest for NightVee. Later, a Twitter account was created for the character, and Chris was given access to it.

===Angefly===
[[File:Angefly.jpg|thumb|100px]]

The '''Angefly''' (anne-ji-fly)<ref>[[MKR DMs#Communication]]</ref> was an aquatic legendary Pokemon OC that MKR had created for Chris in order to get his attention.<ref>[[The Place chats - Angefly]]</ref> Not much is known about the OC itself, as MKR had intended to only share it with Chris confidentially, and little has been revealed from what has been shared publically.

===CPU Magenta Heart===
[[File:Cpu magenta heart-min.jpg|thumb|left|150px|CPU Magenta Heart in [[TSSSF]] form.]]
'''CPU Magenta Heart''' was MKR's very own Goddess persona. She is the CPU Goddess of the Nintendo Switch.

===Tri===
[[File:TriCard.jpg|Tri|thumb|150px]]

'''Tri''' was one of three clones created out of the DNA of Angelica Rosechu and Magi-Chan.

===Harriet===

'''Harriet''' was one of the Broodals from ''Super Mario Odyssey''. She acts as a crony to Giovanni in the NightVee comic.
{{clear}}

==Art==
MKR drew fanart for Chris and other Watchmen members.

<center><gallery>
File:Kylechu sonichu.jpg|Avatar of [[Kyle]]
File:The WCT avatar.png|Avatar of [[The WCT]]
File:Cremarina-min.jpg|Art of [[OC]] Creamarina in Pokémon form
File:Bffs-min.jpg|Creamarina
File:Fire nightvee-min.jpg|Fire NightVee
File:Lightning nightvee-min.jpg|Lightning NightVee
File:Harriet-min.jpg|Harriet
File:Nightvee-min.jpg|NightVee
File:Nightveefullart-min.jpg|NightVee
File:Nightvee pendant-min.jpg|NightVee [[Medallion|pendant]]
File:Water nightvee-min.jpg|Water NightVee
File:Group image-min.jpg|Group of [[OCs]]
File:Shocking teamwork-min.jpg|Crossover between Chris's OCs and MKR's
File:Reula MKRNightVee art.jpg|OC by MKR
File:Lightning nightvee 2.jpg|Lightning NightVee
File:LunarOC.jpg|OC by MKR
File:Shamrock Shake Nightstar Lightning Quartz..jpg|Shamrock Shake, Nightstar, and Lightning Quartz
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]]
*[[AquaDiamond8]] - A former close associate of MKR
*[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]
*[[Nightvee & the Warriors For Andromeda]], a [[TSSSF]] pack featuring [[OC]]s by MKRNightVee
*[[Owls]] - A former close associate of MKR believed to be his "mentor"
*[[The Place chats - Jahans discussion]]
*[[Tings Tingz]] - Another Chris white-knight, which MKR had conflicts with when he was discovered by Tings.
*[[Toxic Trio]]
*[[Watchmen]]

==Notes==
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Afterlife

2026-09-14T02:56:27Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven */

{{Incomplete|the stuff from "Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven" needs to be moved to the post-Idea guys section, the Pre-Idea guys section is missing this: Possibly more stuff. The Reincarnation section needs to be expanded with info from the jail letters and it needs a list of charaters/people Chris believes have been reincarnated.}}

{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]</ref>}} {{clear}}

The '''afterlife''' or '''life after death''' is a concept found in many religions where the essential part of a person's identity continues to exist after the death of their physical body.<ref>{{w|Afterlife}}</ref>

==Understanding of the Afterlife==
===Pre-Idea Guys===
While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to Heaven and bad deeds sending them to Hell is a common one, most Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. Defying this, Chris has stated that one goes to Heaven or Hell based completely on personal actions. He thinks that he will go to heaven because he's done "[[Common Questions#1 January 2010|a lot of]] [[28 October 2011|good deeds]]". Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to Hell, and need to become heterosexuals to "[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to Heaven]]". He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for Hell for making fun of people over the Internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster. In [[Common Questions#09 January 2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], [[Thorg]] questioned Chris for threatening damnation against his Internet adversaries:

{{quotebox|"You often attempt to scare your [[trolls]] by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?"}}

To which Chris responded:

{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet".}}

In [[Mailbag 55]], a fan asked Chris the following.<ref>[[Mailbag 55#On the afterlife]]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|We all know that you are very religious, but I have a question to ask you. What do you think that Heaven and Hell are like? Do you think that in Heaven people wear flowing robe and fly around all day? Do you think that Hell is fiery and everyone there is being poked in the rear by Satan. I would just really love to hear your thoughts.}}

To which Chris replied that that's exactly what he thinks Heaven and Hell are like.

Further complicating Chris's ideas of the afterlife, he believes in ghosts, going so far as to claim that he might have seen one.<ref name=lvlup>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>

In 2013, Chris commented that he had considered suicide, but "The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo."<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref> In reality, {{w|Limbo}} is, in some Roman Catholic views, a state that unbaptised infants were supposed to enter into when they died: happy, but excluded from God due to their original sin. {{w|Religious views on suicide|Christian views on suicide}} and the fate of suicides in the afterlife is highly varied. His belief that suicide leads one to Limbo may stem from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "{{w|Death (South Park)|Death}}", in which it is found that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.

In the eulogy Chris made for [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], he wrote that "[Patti] has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven [...] she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up [in doggy heaven]."<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]</ref> This suggests that Chris believes that animals (or at least dogs) have an afterlife.

===Post-Idea Guys===
[[File:CWCAfterlife.jpg|thumb]]
Under the [[Idea Guys]]'s lingering influence, Chris believes that departed souls go to [[C-197]], the fictional universe that includes [[CWCville]], other [[Night Star|misbegotten OCs]] and various [[Chris and copyright|media franchises' universes]], which he believes objectively exist. He teaches that, upon death, one may merge with one's [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] counterpart there. Among those who have been depicted in their Sonichu form on the other side include disastrous German chancellor [[Nombie-zazis|Adolf Hitler]], serial killer and rapist [[Ted Bundy]] and Chris's late father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only the truly wicked, such as [[Liquid Chris]], are denied this in the hereafter: Satan instead burns their bodies in 'hell's lava pool', purges them of their memories and sends their oblivious souls to be reincarnated.<ref>[[:File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Solid Chris exhibits Liquid's fate, 2016]]</ref>

Since the autumn of [[2018]], Chris has taught that we are living in the latter days. From a mixture of off-hand comments by comic artists and several [[weens]] foddering him with misinformation and dumb inside jokes, Chris thinks that beginning in [[November 2018]], the real world (or 'Dimension 1218', as he calls it) is in the process of combining with C-197, in what he calls the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris has attributed miscellaneous events past and present, real and fictional, ranging from tragedies like the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Centre's destruction]] to salad recalls,<ref>[https://archive.md/H3gJk Chris attributes the WTC attacks to the Merge, 28 October 2019]</ref> to the impending Merge. Originally projected to be complete before [[January 2019|New Year's 2019]], Chris maintains still that the Merge is just about the corner. Chris foretells massive destruction heralding the Merge that will result in the deaths of about half the world's population, as well as half of the fictional characters from C-197. [[Chris and his ego|Naturally]], Chris, being the goddess in charge of managing this brouhaha, will be spared: everyone else must take their chances. Survivors will be able to enjoy the company of their favorite cartoon characters in the flesh, as well as their deceased relatives transformed into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

==Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven==

Following the [[Idea Guys]] saga, which affirmed to Chris his [[dimension]] beliefs, Chris began to think of alternate dimension [[C-197]] as Heaven. He stated that he believes his deceased pets have reincarnated as characters,<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]], the Cats or Dogs question</ref> that his father is "alive again",<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Thank you, father!]]</ref> and that his half-brother [[David Alan Chandler]] had passed into C-197.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Death of Alan Chandler]]</ref> He also stated that Marvel writer Stan Lee<ref>[[November 2018 social media posts#Reaction to Stan Lee's death]]</ref> and voice actor [[Peter Cullen]]'s<ref>[[August 2026 social media posts#Peter Cullen will return post-Merge]]</ref> souls had merged with their C-197 counterparts.

So sure was Chris in this that he even tried to console a woman whose father passed away by telling her that her father's soul had likely gone to C-197.<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Reacts to Death]]</ref>

==Reincarnation==
[[File:IsThisMyBodyorYoursCard.jpg|thumb|200px|When you're a headmaster, the possibilities are endless]]

Chris has said that he's open to the idea of reincarnation, common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions. In 2009 he stated flatly that he believed in the concept,<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor]]</ref> but in 2014 he seemed more uncertain, writing “It is possible, but I'm not sure.”<ref name=lvlup/>. He has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris has nothing to do with them and seems to have lifted the notion from [[anime|somewhere else]].

Chris has suggested that he is himself a reincarnation of various people. In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Chris's [[Comic Chris|fictional counterpart]] is the reincarnation of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], though he does not appear to believe this about himself in real life. However, during the epilogue of [[Sonichu 12#Episode 26: Prideful|''Sonichu'' Episode 26]], Chris mentions a real-world dream in which he discovered he had been a (true and honest) [[Homos|lesbian]] hippie who attended {{w|Woodstock}} in a recent past life. He credits this dream with his realization that he is a "female soul" and decision to identify as a transsexual as opposed to a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]], further calling the psychological validity of his gender identity into question. Besides his own reincarnation, Chris's explanation of [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|what happened to Liquid Chris]] in the ''Sonichu'' canon mentions Liquid's soul being cleared of all memory of previous incarnations before being reincarnated, as what Chris considers an ironic punishment for someone who dared impersonate him.

Chris believes that in other [[dimensions]], people have the innate ability to swap bodies with others, even inanimate robots.

In a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letter direct to Eels and the Eggman]], Chris claims that as the Messiah, he can reincarnate or "Respawn" infinitely many times, and retain memory of all prior lives. He states in [[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|another letter]] that only a few people besides him have an inate ability to reincarnate.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Chris and religion]]

{{References}}
{{Religion}}

Minor Family Members

2026-09-14T02:50:12Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Alan Chandler */

{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.

Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].

Family members who died prior to the birth of Chris can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].

==Chandler Side==

===Patricia Chandler===
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.

=== Alan Chandler ===
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (28 November 1961 – 4 [[September 2026]])<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle" /><ref>[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]</ref> was an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.<ref name="BobObit" />

Alan was born in Roanoke, Virginia. Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],<ref name="richmondeye.com">[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)</ref> earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.<ref>[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]</ref><ref>https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/</ref><ref>https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999</ref> He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between [[May 2007]] and [[September 2008]],<ref>[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]</ref> showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specialized in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.<ref name="richmondeye.com"/>

Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]

[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Respectable Frames|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}

One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a "display" from Chris.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]</ref>

Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware that Alan probably barely knows her and is not related to her by blood.

On 4 [[September 2026]], Alan passed away after a brief illness.<ref>https://www.bennettfuneralhomes.com/obituary/david-alan-chandler-md</ref> Chris learned of the death on 13 September, apparently shortly after the [[CWCki]] did, and commented on social media about it.<ref>[[September 2026 social media posts#Death of Alan Chandler]]</ref>

=== Carol Chandler ===
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)<ref name="FamilyTreeTitle">[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref> is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.

According to Chris, Carol is a Math "[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]" [sic] and "wiz."<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree]]</ref> She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)</ref> Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.<ref>[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]</ref> She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. "Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father", he wrote in the video description. "There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us". He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].

===Wayne Chandler===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle on Bob's side called Wayne.<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> Wayne's full name is apparently ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born 18 January 1955), and he is in fact a half-uncle of Chris's rather than a full uncle. Little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

===Relatives in North Carolina===
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.<ref>https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005</ref><ref>https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler</ref> Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

===Relatives in Oklahoma===
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and "a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives" living in the state as well.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>. The cousin is most likely ''' John James Hood, Sr.''' (1923-2021). Virtually nothing is known about them, and there is no indication that any of these relatives ever interacted with Chris.

==Weston Side==
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed

'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats

'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].<ref name=haiku>[[Weston Haiku]]</ref>}}
===Jonathan Carey===
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge</ref> (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.<ref>[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]</ref>

===Raymond Inge===
[[File:Raymond Boyd Inge.png|left|thumb|150px|Raymond Boyd Inge]]
'''Raymond Boyd Inge''' (31 July [[Pre-1980#Events of the 1930s|1935]] – 12 [[April 2025]]) was Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]</ref> According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.

===Wayne Weston===
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149</ref> is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]

===Other aunts and uncles===
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).<ref name=haiku></ref><ref>https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png</ref> Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).

===Other Careys and Westons===
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called "Van".<ref>[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]</ref> '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)<ref>http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576</ref> was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)<ref>https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/</ref> is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. Van is most likely '''Van Wade Carey''', Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)<ref>https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658</ref> is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.<ref>https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH</ref>

Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref> Joey, Matthew and Jonathan are also mentioned in Chris's 2002 [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]].

===Cousin Madeline and her sister===
For [[Christmas]] [[2001]], Chris burned a CD for his cousin Madeline entitled ''Sing-A-Longs For Madeline''. He also kept a copy of the CD for himself, which he put up for sale on [[Cwclight]] in [[September 2024]] for $100. In the description of the CD, Chris reveals that Madeline was younger than him and that the last he had heard of her she was still living at home with her family in either Red Oak or Chesterfield.

Madeline is also mentioned in Chris's [[2002]] [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]], along with her sister, who is not named.
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===Unnamed autistic cousin===
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.

===Unnamed genealogist cousin===
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and "put together a pilgrimage" related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.

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== Sources ==
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== External links ==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)

==See also==
*[[Aunt Corrina]]
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]
*[[Cole Smithey]]
*[[Savannah Chandler]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Weston Haiku]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Family Members]]

David Alan Chandler

2026-09-14T02:41:47Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

#REDIRECT [[Minor Family Members#Alan Chandler]]

[[Category:Dead]]

Talk:Wikipedia

2026-09-13T16:34:11Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Rephrasing of the current situation section */ new section

I lol'd. Oh WOW.

Oh yeah, and I saw a Wikipedia page about him (''not'' made by Chris) a few days ago but I think it got deleted. I should've took a screenshot or something when I had the chance. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 19:42, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

*Oh wow indeed. And of everything wrong with all of this, the first thing coming to my mind is "does he actually think that's how you spell [[Merried Seinor Comic|'senior']]?" Wow. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 00:39, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

Just beautiful. So many questions answered. And wow, I thought he was the self-loathing kind of narcissist. "Noble Gentleman" indeed. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:05, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

I think the profile should have its own page. Looks like Chris is going to be up to some good 'ol fashion antics on Wikipedia and it'll be hard to document them on the page as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:10, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

/agree, as of today, he re-uploaded his wikipeida profile with the only change being the removal of his picture and a "I hate ed" tag. There's going to be a lot on this page in the near future. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 04:15, 4 May 2009 (CEST)
*Actually, I added the ED tag, to make it look more presentable to Wiki admins. The pic removal is probably because it got deleted from WikiCommons. But this version is genuine. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:00, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

Oh god, the video now on his old account where he yells about keeping the Wikipedia page up. He's a bigger cunt than I imagined. I swear I almost feel like he's trolling Wikipedia. And bringing up Anne Boleyn again. Ughhhhh Christian Weston Chandler. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 05:47, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

From the letter:
it is HARDEST for me to get a job in a place that does background checks,
only to find that cursed E.D. Page those EVIL TROLLS created against me at the TOP of the
list.
Is he actually looking for a job, or is he adding something else to his massive list of lies? --[[User:Pope Explosives|Pope Explosives]] 06:31, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

:I'm personally just impressed that Chris has finally realized that the ED page could potentially affect his chances of getting job. Even if he's just saying this because he thinks Wikipedia will take pity on him for it, it's a greater level of insight than I thought he would ever achieve. Until now the only reason he seemed to mind the ED page was that women would read it and not want to have sex with him. Of course, writing his own history on Wikipedia doesn't counteract that any more than writing his own history on cwcville.com... --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 07:46, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

Edited to add my re-uploading of the article to Wikipedia. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 07:35, 6 September 2009 (CEST)

==What about a Chris and the Internet?==

I read this article and I find it quite thin. The whole Wikipedia affair took only a fraction of the 'Net presence of Chris. Not enough to warrant an entry in the "Chris And ..." series. What I suggest is that we merge the texts related to ED, Wikipedia, Youtube and all his websites in one great article called "Chris and the Internet". This would keep his appearances on the web cleanly squared in a corner of the CWCki instead of all around. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:29, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
: Yeah, that's a good issue to tackle. We already have ample evidence here that Chris is not exactly a stellar net citizen, and he has demonstrated that on several websites. (I rambled about this in [[White knight]] article already.) Don't know if all of this needs to be merged, but an article about common themes in Chris's net behaviour would be good: how he (ab)uses websites he doesn't own, etc etc etc... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:44, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fix this. ==
I honestly doubt that this is the real Megan Schroeder and Cole Smithey. Is it really worth noting some faggot tried to make another Chris article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:37, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

:I'm <s>pretty sure</s> think it was Cole. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:07, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:EricLayla/Subpage_1
** In [[Wikipedia]] on 2011-09-20 22:40:38, 404 Not Found
** In [[Wikipedia]] on 2011-10-31 02:34:56, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 October 2011 (PDT)

== Dead link 2 ==

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* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu
** In [[Wikipedia]] on 2011-09-20 22:40:38, 404 Not Found
** In [[Wikipedia]] on 2011-10-31 02:35:04, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 October 2011 (PDT)

==Related Account?==
Has anybody seen this account before? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Cwc_zen [[User:DiqueButtis|DiqueButtis]] 11:28, 11 November 2011 (PST)
:Nope, but it's nothing at all like what Chris writes. It's just a dumb troll who tried to get chris onto wikipedia a few years ago. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 11:34, 11 November 2011 (PST)

== Archive of the deletion discussion ==

Someone figure out how to include this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Christian_Weston_Chandler on this page. Im just a fact finder not a writer.

==Real or Fake?==

I'm confused. If this was a troll posting on Wikipedia, then why did Chris himself recreate the User Page autobiography on the CWCipedia immediately after Wikipedia axed it? Why did he put a link to the Wikipedia article on his Sonichu Site? If this is an April Fools joke it's pretty dumb. --[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/1/15
:I assure you, it isn't. I believe Chris did indeed use '''a''' wikipedia account in an attempt to upload that article about himself, but User '''ChrisChanSonichu''' was confirmed to be a sockpuppet of a troll long ago. I'm stunned that no one else ever bothered to check that. --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] ([[User talk:DawnDusk|talk]]) 07:26, 1 April 2015 (UTC)
::So the autobiography was NOT on the User Page of User:ChrisChanSonichu? If not, then where was it? What was Chris's actual Wikipedia username? Obviously this autobiography, if nothing else, was written by Chris. This is all before my time, but the people who created these articles seem pretty confident that ChrisChanSonichu was the real mccoy. How did this error happen? Can we find out what Chris's actual username was? --[[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 4/1/15
:::<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Sockpuppet_investigations/Lock_Your_Door/Archive#Report_date_June_11_2009.2C_05:46_.28UTC.29| link] that DawnDusk used to argue that User:ChrisChanSonichu was not really Chris does not prove that this is indeed the case. When they mention that ChrisChanSonichu and other wikipedia accounts are sockpuppets, it's not meant as "not really Christian Weston Chandler", but rather that it is suspected that they were all operated by the same person (which may or may not be Chris). The wikipedia users discussing this case do make comments saying that they believe that ChrisChanSonichu is not really Chris, but they have no way of knowing this for certein. ChrisChanSonichu uploaded Chris's biography to his user page on 1 May 2009, and it was confirmed to be the work of real Chris a couple of days later when he [[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up|released a video about this subject]]. I'm curious if DawnDusk mistake is honest or if this is an April Fools joke. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 09:38, 1 April 2015 (UTC)

== Rephrasing of the current situation section ==

I think the part that says "and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies" should be reworded. The context is that it's in reference to the nonsense gossip surrounding [[Bella]], which one editor had taken at face value as part of his argument against making a page, and then that one editor's overall argument was cited by an admin in closing the topic. I think the Bella reference could probably just be cut from here, it's overall only a piece of why a Chris Chan wiki article wasn't made. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:34, 13 September 2026 (EDT)

Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW

2026-09-01T22:13:38Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

'''Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW''' is a [[video]] posted to Youtube on 9 [[July 2021]]. In it, Chris requests that [[Fan|his viewers]] help him raise [[money]] via a GoFundMe campaign so that he can go to [[Everfree Northwest]] 2021, a ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' convention that takes place in Washington State.

The GoFundMe was organized by [[Null]] and asked for $1,000. The description stated that the flight would cost $750 and that the remainder would go towards expenses while in Seattle. It reached its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. The Fundraiser would be closed on 13 July 2021, after it had reached $5,000. The fundraiser raised a total of $5,085 before the option to donate was disabled.<ref>https://archive.is/TehcZ</ref>

On 30 July, two weeks prior to the convention, Everfree Northwest [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] Chris from attending<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Chris's Final Messages in the Knights Server]]</ref> in the wake of leaked chats in which Chris described his month-long [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]].

On 31 July, Null announced in an update to the GoFundMe that the money would be refunded to donors following Everfree's banning of Chris.

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==Video==

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===Description===

{{quotebox|https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon}}

The description was later updated to:

{{quotebox|Commissioned drawings and shout out videos are offered as part of the GoFundMe.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon}}

===Transcript===

[''starting out with a strong falsetto''] Hello everybodyyy, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once agaiiin~! I'll give you a [[Captain's Log]]: "stardate [''looks at watch''] 7-8-2021." There you go. [''laughs''] Just an old-time callback.

Anyway, I am recording this today of one particular very important insightful interest: [''holds up artwork on clipboard''] '''Everfreeeee!-''' Northwest." Over in the state of Washington. Over in Bellevue. I'm going to be there. I'm gonna be there! And I'm lookin' forward to meeting you all there buuuut- [''lowers artwork and momentarily raises finger to chin ''] though I am partially set up, I'm gonna need like a ''few'' more dollars to make sure I'm still covered for [[Toys|everything else I'm gonna need]] over the lovely weekend. ''Lovely weekend''.

Anyway, so, I got a lovely gu- got a [[Null|lovely guy]] who's helping me out. Keepin' [[Chris and money|my money]] organized and situated and everything. There'll be a GoFundMe by the time this video is uploaded, and you'll be able [to] donate that directly- he's managing it. And he's gonna do a very good job; I have faith in this guy- I have faith in 'im. Hey, I wouldn't throw a [[Kiwi Farms|kiwi]] at him or anything.

But anyway, aside from that, I got everything mostly prepared like I said, so yeah. I got my gaiter in case I need to [''covers mouth with hand''] ''cover up''. But I got the most important ticket- this convention ticket [''briefly raises lanyard with a [[COVID-19]] vaccination record card on it, and a note beneath it reading "She/Her pronouns"''] so, only if I reeeally need to. And, got my lovely gloves. [''holds up fingerless gloves, shaking them''] ''lovely, lovely, lovely gloves!'' Keep my fingers freeeeee for [[TooManyGames#Kicked out|touch-touch-touch-touch-touch!]] Mm, that's on my phone though, obviously- I mean [''blows fart with tongue'']. Mm.

Anyway, so, EVERFREE NORTHWEST is gonna be whole bunch of individuals and whatnot- artists and wha- and anybody- everybody from the brony community. It is IN-'''persooooon'''! Amongst the very, very first in-person convention since the frickin' pandemic resonated and started a couple of Novembers ago or so. Anyway, it's gonna be an awesome time. I'm lookin' forward to meeting everybody, seeing the ol' favorite celeb- old favorite people that I like- you know, from my favorite- Alice and other people I've gotten to know over the past year or two- through their videos, binging 'em and whatnot. Got a few more favorites in mind. And just lookin' forward to meetin' all of you- all of you lovely people who are gonna be there. My fans and art appreciators and aficionaaados and everything. But yeah, I'm approachable. Hugs are free. Only making sure you're fully vaccinated though, so [''raises vaccine card again''] mm- make sure you show the guys at the door your convention ticket.
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So aside from that, yeah. I need a '''''few bucks'''''. Like a few '''''extra thousand''''' to help me [''itches nose''] with the weekend. [''itches nose some more''] I'm sorry, I had an i- I really have an itch on my nose- this is ''not'' a body language or anything, I wanna emphasize that clearly. But yeah, for food, for additional details and transportation and a hotel- ''additional details'', mind you- and just, whatever else- whatever else and... yeeeah, a little bit of swag, I wanna be able to share some of this- share a little bit for the arts as well. Hey, [[Chris and art|I'm an artist]], and I appreciate and support ''all'' other artists. Okay? They're insightful. They're linked to the other [[dimensions]] as much as I am, if not... on matching levels, cuz, I'm overpowered, obviously. But anyway, so, ''Everfree Northwest!''... Um... I'm tryna remember the dates in my noggin right now, but- it's the ssssecond weekend in August, so, I'm hopin' to see y'all there, and I'm lookin' forward to meeting such lovely new people and seeing lovely old people again- I don't mean old as in elderly, though they need compassion and respect, too, mind you. [''sighs'']

But aside from that, Everfree Northwest. Come on down and give me a hand to get there, please. I am heavy at work at this time, so... At this time, but at the convention I'm gonna have a good time and I'm gonna be even more busy. I'm lookin' forward to seein' y'all there! I'd like a hand! Thank you very much.

==The GofundMe==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Funding}}

The GoFundMe is organized by [[Null]]. Its description reads:

{{quotebox|This is a fundraiser to help send Christine Weston Chandler to the Everfree NW My Little Pony convention. Christine / Chris / Chris-Chan is considered one of the most documented people in human history thanks to enormous volumes of online encyclopedias written about Chris and Sonichu, a comic series that Chris has worked on since highschool. This documentation started during the early years of the Internet and never stopped. Chris also really likes MLP, and has been a fan since 2007: many years before it was popularized in Gen 4.

Chris already has tickets and a hotel reservation, but has never traveled cross-country before. This is organized by Joshua Moon. I have been in light contact with Chris for about 7 years and have previously helped Chris deal with serious problems in that time.

Originally, Chris planned to make the 41-hour-long journey from Ruckersville, VA to Seattle, WA alone, crossing the badlands and Rocky Mountains both ways in an old minivan. That was a very bad idea, so instead, we're setting up a GoFundMe to help buy a plane ticket.

The roundtrip flight will cost $750 and has already been reserved. Extra money will be put towards expenses while in Seattle. If the GoFundMe greatly exceeds $1000, the overflow will be held for emergencies.

To reward contributors, '''Chris has agreed to do shout out videos and drawings for donors.''' I have been assured that these will be done and have stressed to Chris that completing these rewards is crucial to doing more things like this in the future. There is an understanding and I have confidence rewards will be completed.

'''Any$''' - Your name will be read out on a thank-you video after the GFM is concluded.

'''$40''' - Shout out video from Chris

'''$40''' - Character drawing.

'''$60''' - Both a shout out video from Chris and a character drawing.

If you would like a drawing mailed to you, please add '''$5''' extra for shipping and handling.

Chris did a drawing for me. Here's an example of what you might get:

[[File:July9Artwork.jpg|300px]]

Please keep in mind that while I can make sure every order is fulfilled, what you receive may not be what you expect. Your shoutout / drawing could exceed your expectations, fall short, or be something totally weird and unpredictable. Chris is just like that: roll with it.

Thank you for your help in sending Chris out to have fun and for furthering Chris's childhood dreams of becoming a professional artist.}}

===Update 1===

Null later posted an update to the campaign shortly after it had reached its $1,000 goal.

{{quotebox|Thank you for your support in sending Chris to Everfree NW. I also appreciate all the enthusiasm shown for giving Chris an opportunity to make art and do shout outs for this money. I share your enthusiasm and will be organizing your requests so that Chris can easily fulfill them.

If you donated $40+ dollars for a reward, please contact me through GoFundMe with the details of what you'd like your drawing to be, and/or who your shout out should be made to.

I'll arrange the shipping of physical orders after the GoFundMe is closed. The final thank you video will also be posted before the convention date (August 13th, probably sooner). I'll keep the GoFundMe open until either the interest has dropped off, or Chris feels overwhelmed by the workload, whichever comes first.

Attached is the first request fulfilled as an example.

[[File:GoFundMeArt1.jpg|300px]]

[''External link to the [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]] video'']}}

===Update 2===

On 12 [[July 2021]], Null posted a second update to the fundraiser.

{{quotebox|Over the weekend, Chris completed 10 orders. The three I've picked out are my favorites of the bunch. Chris seems comfortable doing about 5 drawings a day and recording shout out videos as they come in.

There are currently 82 donations over $40. 51 of those donors have contacted me to provide details for their request. 12 of those are marked complete or ready for shipping.

If you are in the group of 31 people who donated more than $40 but have not received an email from me confirming the details of their request, please contact me through GoFundMe if you would like a drawing or shout out. If you would also like it delivered to you and you added the $5, please include your address so I don't have to ask for it.

Chris has asked for the GoFundMe to be closed at $5000.

[[File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|300px]] [[File:July12Fundraiser2.jpg|300px]] [[File:July12Fundraiser3.jpg|300px]]}}

===Update 3===

On 13 [[July 2021]], after $5,000 had been reached, Null would make a third update to the fundraiser.

{{quotebox|I'm pleased to announce that the $5000 stretch goal has been reached and that GoFundMe has verified the campaign so that it can proceed with the payout. The plane ticket has been purchased and Chris will be going to Everfree NW!

I will be posting updates on the progress of rewards, but will not be accepting more contributions so that the workload stays manageable for Chris. I won't accept additional requests made by email; if Chris wants to do more orders, it will be announced via Twitter @CPU_CWCSonichu

Thank you for your support and I look forward to sharing the rewards with everyone as they're made.}}

===Update 4===
21 July

{{quotebox|Progress report:

The GoFundMe received 115 donations. 94 donated enough to receive a reward. 70 of those people have put in a request. 45 of them have already received their drawing or shout out video. Only 1 person has requested a refund.

If you're one of those 24 who donated enough for a reward but have not contacted me with your request, please do so immediately. I will not accept any more requests once we start shipping drawings.}}

===Update 5===
31 July

{{quotebox|On July 30th, audio and text messages leaked between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|an unknown woman]] where [[Incest call|Chris confessed to aggressive sexual behavior towards his mother]]. He has since been removed from his home and separated by an [[Emergency Protective Order|emergency protective order]] which will last until August 5th. The audio and text messages are authentic.

Everfree NW has since revoked his ticket to the convention. The GoFundMe no longer serves a legitimate purpose. As such, I am refunding all donations.

No drawing will be shipped. If you received a digital copy of your commission or shout out video, it's yours to keep. I will be deleting my ledger of customer names and addresses after the refund has finished.

This GoFundMe was my test to see if Chris could responsibly handle commissions. His success and commitment towards fulfilling these orders surprised me (in a good way), and indicated that it would be possible for him to stabilize his income and live comfortably off his work. This recent revelation is a massive Black Swan event and I am still internally processing it.}}

===Update 6===
28 August

{{quotebox|I have been informed that the refunds have been sent. Everybody should get 100% of their money back.

Thank you for your interest in this project and your support. I was surprised with the tenacious way Chris tackled his responsibilities and was happy with his work. I'm very sorry it ended this way and I still can barely believe it - and just when it started to look like he was learning and could be trusted in some ways.}}

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:July9EverfreeNWArt1.jpg|Chris's artwork for when he announced he was going to attend Everfree Northwest.
File:July9EverfreeNWArt2.jpg|
File:July9Artwork.jpg|A drawing for [[Null]].
File:GoFundMeArt1.jpg|The first commissioned piece of artwork.
File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed
File:July10PonyArtwork.jpg|
File:July14Art1.jpg|
File:July11TarotCards.jpg|
File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|"Free as a bird."
File:July11Shitpost2.jpg|
File:July12Fundraiser3.jpg|Another fender-bender in progress.
File:July12Artwork.jpg|Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde.
File:July13Artwork1.jpg|
File:July13Artwork2.jpg|[[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doing the Freddie Freaker pose.
File:July14PortalArt.jpg|Ponies and portals.
File:July17ToffeeAndPunchyArt.jpg|Toffee and Punchy on a date.
File:July18CommissionArt.jpg|
File:July18RosechuZapina.jpg|
File:July19Kwai-KonArtwork.jpg|
File:July20MrSandManArt.jpg|
File:July20KingGeradArt.jpg|King Gerard
File:July22LastSupperArt1.jpg|
File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|Chris's Last Supper. Note that Judas is [[Chris and race|portrayed as a]] [[niggo]].
File:July25ConcertArtwork.jpg|A Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert.
File:July26DonaldTrumpArtwork.jpg|Chris and Sonichu being angry at [[Pmurt]] for being tall.
File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|The last currently public piece of commissioned artwork released before the [[Incest call]] was leaked.
File:Jess's Birthday Surprise.jpg|Retrieved from 14 Branchland Court and listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] in October 2023.
File:Ottomanchu.jpg|Request by [[Kaya Orsan]]. Retrieved and listed for sale in [[July 2026]].
</gallery></center>

==Monetizing the artwork==
After Chris was released from jail, he retrieved from [[14 Branchland Court]] the artwork he had done as commissions. Since the fundraiser had been cancelled in the wake of Chris's arrest for [[incest]], Chris never finished it and did not mail out the artwork to the original buyers (who had received refunds from organizer [[Null]]).

The drawings were listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] under the heading "[[2021 Lost Commissions]]" on 15 [[October 2023]] with prices ranging from $125-$200. Another was listed in [[July 2026]].<ref>[[2026 Sales Listings#Worms Not Rockin' in Constantinople: 2021 Commissioned Art]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of conventions attended by Chris]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2021]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac]]|nextlink=[[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]]}}

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{{Captain's Log}}
{{BusinessList}}
[[Category:CWC drawings, 2021]]

Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW

2026-09-01T22:09:54Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

'''Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW''' is a [[video]] posted to Youtube on 9 [[July 2021]]. In it, Chris requests that [[Fan|his viewers]] help him raise [[money]] via a GoFundMe campaign so that he can go to [[Everfree Northwest]] 2021, a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention that takes place in Washington State.

The GoFundMe was organized by [[Null]] and asked for $1,000. The description stated that the flight would cost $750 and that the remainder would go towards expenses while in Seattle. It reached its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. The Fundraiser would be closed on 13 July 2021, after it had reached $5,000. The fundraiser raised a total of $5,085 before the option to donate was disabled.<ref>https://archive.is/TehcZ</ref>

On 30 July, two weeks prior to the convention, Everfree Northwest [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] Chris from attending<ref>[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Chris's Final Messages in the Knights Server]]</ref> in the wake of leaked chats in which Chris described his month-long [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his mother]].

On 31 July, Null announced in an update to the GoFundMe that the money would be refunded to donors following Everfree's banning of Chris.

__TOC__
==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW
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| stardate = 9 [[July 2021]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}} {{Business|text}} {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| saga =
| other =
| previous = [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac]]
| next = [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]]
}}

===Description===

{{quotebox|https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon}}

The description was later updated to:

{{quotebox|Commissioned drawings and shout out videos are offered as part of the GoFundMe.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon}}

===Transcript===

[''starting out with a strong falsetto''] Hello everybodyyy, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once agaiiin~! I'll give you a [[Captain's Log]]: "stardate [''looks at watch''] 7-8-2021." There you go. [''laughs''] Just an old-time callback.

Anyway, I am recording this today of one particular very important insightful interest: [''holds up artwork on clipboard''] '''Everfreeeee!-''' Northwest." Over in the state of Washington. Over in Bellevue. I'm going to be there. I'm gonna be there! And I'm lookin' forward to meeting you all there buuuut- [''lowers artwork and momentarily raises finger to chin ''] though I am partially set up, I'm gonna need like a ''few'' more dollars to make sure I'm still covered for [[Toys|everything else I'm gonna need]] over the lovely weekend. ''Lovely weekend''.

Anyway, so, I got a lovely gu- got a [[Null|lovely guy]] who's helping me out. Keepin' [[Chris and money|my money]] organized and situated and everything. There'll be a GoFundMe by the time this video is uploaded, and you'll be able [to] donate that directly- he's managing it. And he's gonna do a very good job; I have faith in this guy- I have faith in 'im. Hey, I wouldn't throw a [[Kiwi Farms|kiwi]] at him or anything.

But anyway, aside from that, I got everything mostly prepared like I said, so yeah. I got my gaiter in case I need to [''covers mouth with hand''] ''cover up''. But I got the most important ticket- this convention ticket [''briefly raises lanyard with a [[COVID-19]] vaccination record card on it, and a note beneath it reading "She/Her pronouns"''] so, only if I reeeally need to. And, got my lovely gloves. [''holds up fingerless gloves, shaking them''] ''lovely, lovely, lovely gloves!'' Keep my fingers freeeeee for [[TooManyGames#Kicked out|touch-touch-touch-touch-touch!]] Mm, that's on my phone though, obviously- I mean [''blows fart with tongue'']. Mm.

Anyway, so, EVERFREE NORTHWEST is gonna be whole bunch of individuals and whatnot- artists and wha- and anybody- everybody from the brony community. It is IN-'''persooooon'''! Amongst the very, very first in-person convention since the frickin' pandemic resonated and started a couple of Novembers ago or so. Anyway, it's gonna be an awesome time. I'm lookin' forward to meeting everybody, seeing the ol' favorite celeb- old favorite people that I like- you know, from my favorite- Alice and other people I've gotten to know over the past year or two- through their videos, binging 'em and whatnot. Got a few more favorites in mind. And just lookin' forward to meetin' all of you- all of you lovely people who are gonna be there. My fans and art appreciators and aficionaaados and everything. But yeah, I'm approachable. Hugs are free. Only making sure you're fully vaccinated though, so [''raises vaccine card again''] mm- make sure you show the guys at the door your convention ticket.
'
So aside from that, yeah. I need a '''''few bucks'''''. Like a few '''''extra thousand''''' to help me [''itches nose''] with the weekend. [''itches nose some more''] I'm sorry, I had an i- I really have an itch on my nose- this is ''not'' a body language or anything, I wanna emphasize that clearly. But yeah, for food, for additional details and transportation and a hotel- ''additional details'', mind you- and just, whatever else- whatever else and... yeeeah, a little bit of swag, I wanna be able to share some of this- share a little bit for the arts as well. Hey, [[Chris and art|I'm an artist]], and I appreciate and support ''all'' other artists. Okay? They're insightful. They're linked to the other [[dimensions]] as much as I am, if not... on matching levels, cuz, I'm overpowered, obviously. But anyway, so, ''Everfree Northwest!''... Um... I'm tryna remember the dates in my noggin right now, but- it's the ssssecond weekend in August, so, I'm hopin' to see y'all there, and I'm lookin' forward to meeting such lovely new people and seeing lovely old people again- I don't mean old as in elderly, though they need compassion and respect, too, mind you. [''sighs'']

But aside from that, Everfree Northwest. Come on down and give me a hand to get there, please. I am heavy at work at this time, so... At this time, but at the convention I'm gonna have a good time and I'm gonna be even more busy. I'm lookin' forward to seein' y'all there! I'd like a hand! Thank you very much.

==The GofundMe==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Funding}}

The GoFundMe is organized by [[Null]]. Its description reads:

{{quotebox|This is a fundraiser to help send Christine Weston Chandler to the Everfree NW My Little Pony convention. Christine / Chris / Chris-Chan is considered one of the most documented people in human history thanks to enormous volumes of online encyclopedias written about Chris and Sonichu, a comic series that Chris has worked on since highschool. This documentation started during the early years of the Internet and never stopped. Chris also really likes MLP, and has been a fan since 2007: many years before it was popularized in Gen 4.

Chris already has tickets and a hotel reservation, but has never traveled cross-country before. This is organized by Joshua Moon. I have been in light contact with Chris for about 7 years and have previously helped Chris deal with serious problems in that time.

Originally, Chris planned to make the 41-hour-long journey from Ruckersville, VA to Seattle, WA alone, crossing the badlands and Rocky Mountains both ways in an old minivan. That was a very bad idea, so instead, we're setting up a GoFundMe to help buy a plane ticket.

The roundtrip flight will cost $750 and has already been reserved. Extra money will be put towards expenses while in Seattle. If the GoFundMe greatly exceeds $1000, the overflow will be held for emergencies.

To reward contributors, '''Chris has agreed to do shout out videos and drawings for donors.''' I have been assured that these will be done and have stressed to Chris that completing these rewards is crucial to doing more things like this in the future. There is an understanding and I have confidence rewards will be completed.

'''Any$''' - Your name will be read out on a thank-you video after the GFM is concluded.

'''$40''' - Shout out video from Chris

'''$40''' - Character drawing.

'''$60''' - Both a shout out video from Chris and a character drawing.

If you would like a drawing mailed to you, please add '''$5''' extra for shipping and handling.

Chris did a drawing for me. Here's an example of what you might get:

[[File:July9Artwork.jpg|300px]]

Please keep in mind that while I can make sure every order is fulfilled, what you receive may not be what you expect. Your shoutout / drawing could exceed your expectations, fall short, or be something totally weird and unpredictable. Chris is just like that: roll with it.

Thank you for your help in sending Chris out to have fun and for furthering Chris's childhood dreams of becoming a professional artist.}}

===Update 1===

Null later posted an update to the campaign shortly after it had reached its $1,000 goal.

{{quotebox|Thank you for your support in sending Chris to Everfree NW. I also appreciate all the enthusiasm shown for giving Chris an opportunity to make art and do shout outs for this money. I share your enthusiasm and will be organizing your requests so that Chris can easily fulfill them.

If you donated $40+ dollars for a reward, please contact me through GoFundMe with the details of what you'd like your drawing to be, and/or who your shout out should be made to.

I'll arrange the shipping of physical orders after the GoFundMe is closed. The final thank you video will also be posted before the convention date (August 13th, probably sooner). I'll keep the GoFundMe open until either the interest has dropped off, or Chris feels overwhelmed by the workload, whichever comes first.

Attached is the first request fulfilled as an example.

[[File:GoFundMeArt1.jpg|300px]]

[''External link to the [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]] video'']}}

===Update 2===

On 12 [[July 2021]], Null posted a second update to the fundraiser.

{{quotebox|Over the weekend, Chris completed 10 orders. The three I've picked out are my favorites of the bunch. Chris seems comfortable doing about 5 drawings a day and recording shout out videos as they come in.

There are currently 82 donations over $40. 51 of those donors have contacted me to provide details for their request. 12 of those are marked complete or ready for shipping.

If you are in the group of 31 people who donated more than $40 but have not received an email from me confirming the details of their request, please contact me through GoFundMe if you would like a drawing or shout out. If you would also like it delivered to you and you added the $5, please include your address so I don't have to ask for it.

Chris has asked for the GoFundMe to be closed at $5000.

[[File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|300px]] [[File:July12Fundraiser2.jpg|300px]] [[File:July12Fundraiser3.jpg|300px]]}}

===Update 3===

On 13 [[July 2021]], after $5,000 had been reached, Null would make a third update to the fundraiser.

{{quotebox|I'm pleased to announce that the $5000 stretch goal has been reached and that GoFundMe has verified the campaign so that it can proceed with the payout. The plane ticket has been purchased and Chris will be going to Everfree NW!

I will be posting updates on the progress of rewards, but will not be accepting more contributions so that the workload stays manageable for Chris. I won't accept additional requests made by email; if Chris wants to do more orders, it will be announced via Twitter @CPU_CWCSonichu

Thank you for your support and I look forward to sharing the rewards with everyone as they're made.}}

===Update 4===
21 July

{{quotebox|Progress report:

The GoFundMe received 115 donations. 94 donated enough to receive a reward. 70 of those people have put in a request. 45 of them have already received their drawing or shout out video. Only 1 person has requested a refund.

If you're one of those 24 who donated enough for a reward but have not contacted me with your request, please do so immediately. I will not accept any more requests once we start shipping drawings.}}

===Update 5===
31 July

{{quotebox|On July 30th, audio and text messages leaked between Chris and [[Isabella Loretta Janke|an unknown woman]] where [[Incest call|Chris confessed to aggressive sexual behavior towards his mother]]. He has since been removed from his home and separated by an [[Emergency Protective Order|emergency protective order]] which will last until August 5th. The audio and text messages are authentic.

Everfree NW has since revoked his ticket to the convention. The GoFundMe no longer serves a legitimate purpose. As such, I am refunding all donations.

No drawing will be shipped. If you received a digital copy of your commission or shout out video, it's yours to keep. I will be deleting my ledger of customer names and addresses after the refund has finished.

This GoFundMe was my test to see if Chris could responsibly handle commissions. His success and commitment towards fulfilling these orders surprised me (in a good way), and indicated that it would be possible for him to stabilize his income and live comfortably off his work. This recent revelation is a massive Black Swan event and I am still internally processing it.}}

===Update 6===
28 August

{{quotebox|I have been informed that the refunds have been sent. Everybody should get 100% of their money back.

Thank you for your interest in this project and your support. I was surprised with the tenacious way Chris tackled his responsibilities and was happy with his work. I'm very sorry it ended this way and I still can barely believe it - and just when it started to look like he was learning and could be trusted in some ways.}}

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:July9EverfreeNWArt1.jpg|Chris's artwork for when he announced he was going to attend Everfree Northwest.
File:July9EverfreeNWArt2.jpg|
File:July9Artwork.jpg|A drawing for [[Null]].
File:GoFundMeArt1.jpg|The first commissioned piece of artwork.
File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed
File:July10PonyArtwork.jpg|
File:July14Art1.jpg|
File:July11TarotCards.jpg|
File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|"Free as a bird."
File:July11Shitpost2.jpg|
File:July12Fundraiser3.jpg|Another fender-bender in progress.
File:July12Artwork.jpg|Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde.
File:July13Artwork1.jpg|
File:July13Artwork2.jpg|[[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doing the Freddie Freaker pose.
File:July14PortalArt.jpg|Ponies and portals.
File:July17ToffeeAndPunchyArt.jpg|Toffee and Punchy on a date.
File:July18CommissionArt.jpg|
File:July18RosechuZapina.jpg|
File:July19Kwai-KonArtwork.jpg|
File:July20MrSandManArt.jpg|
File:July20KingGeradArt.jpg|King Gerard
File:July22LastSupperArt1.jpg|
File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|Chris's Last Supper. Note that Judas is [[Chris and race|portrayed as a]] [[niggo]].
File:July25ConcertArtwork.jpg|A Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert.
File:July26DonaldTrumpArtwork.jpg|Chris and Sonichu being angry at [[Pmurt]] for being tall.
File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|The last currently public piece of commissioned artwork released before the [[Incest call]] was leaked.
File:Jess's Birthday Surprise.jpg|Retrieved from 14 Branchland Court and listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] in October 2023.
File:Ottomanchu.jpg|Request by [[Kaya Orsan]]. Retrieved and listed for sale in [[July 2026]].
</gallery></center>

==Monetizing the artwork==
After Chris was released from jail, he retrieved from [[14 Branchland Court]] the artwork he had done as commissions. Since the fundraiser had been cancelled in the wake of Chris's arrest for [[incest]], Chris never finished it and did not mail out the artwork to the original buyers (who had received refunds from organizer [[Null]]).

The drawings were listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] under the heading "[[2021 Lost Commissions]]" on 15 [[October 2023]] with prices ranging from $125-$200. Another was listed in [[July 2026]].<ref>[[2026 Sales Listings#Worms Not Rockin' in Constantinople: 2021 Commissioned Art]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[List of conventions attended by Chris]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2021]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac]]|nextlink=[[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]]}}

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{{Captain's Log}}
{{BusinessList}}
[[Category:CWC drawings, 2021]]

August 2026 social media posts

2026-09-01T22:05:03Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Wanting to collab withG Fuel */

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[August 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Releasing [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)|two]] [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates|videos]]==
1 August 
10:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Sorry for the delay, but I gave higher priority to a few close friends to see it first. But, Finally, Changeable Scouts, Part 4!(Subtitled Version coming soon)⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Also a Channel Update and Announcement Video. I am open for collabs, Doc ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates]]'']}}

==Rejecting date offer==
1 August 
11:14 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Jawn @JawnGore|@CPU_CWCSonichu no more jokes. You and me, real date, I’ll pick you up in my rolls royce, I’ll have a bouquet of roses, a gift, and a smile. I’ll take you to your favorite restaurant, wear your favorite dress, so I can take it off later. No phones, no politics, no bs. Just us. Xo

[[File:X - Rejecting date offer.jpeg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No.}}

==Toys "R" Us==
4 August 
12:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter one minute later. It shows the Toys "R" Us in [[Wikipedia:Westlake, Ohio|Westlake, Ohio]].

{{quotebox|Look where [[Son-Chu]] and I stopped by at. 
⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Toys "R" Us|ToysRUs]] 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us2.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|And we found a few #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged figures in there as well, like I said in my review videos. 
⚡️💙⚡️

{{Infobox/video
| name = Toys "R" Us video
| ytid = 0bB61Cu6-1k
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[August 2026 Cameo videos#Aaron's Birthday|Aaron's Birthday]]
| next = [[The Sick Mind of EDP445]]
}}}}
{{quotebox|So satisfying! ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us3.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Chris at Toys "R" Us posted 4 August 2026.jpeg|300px]]
}}

==ToysRUs is making a comeback==
4 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:20 PM|[''Replying to the previous post'']

My local toys r us closed eight years ago.. :(}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=8:01 PM|Good thing #ToysRUs is making a comeback, one store at a time.}}

==Approved CWC cosplay==
13 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:08 PM|[''Replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Toys "R" Us|an earlier post]]'']

Hey Christine I made a [[cosplay]], how does it look? 
[[File:Bluesky - Approved CWC cosplay.png|300px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=7:10 PM|👍🏻}}

==Chris would buy a new SEGA console==
18 August 
9:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Star Wars Timeline (Ben) 🇷🇺🇺🇸|Humor me this...

1. SONY cancels 💿 come 2028 
2. [[Sega|SEGA]] re-enters console war 
3. Drops new console w/disc drive 
4. Publishes their main titles exclusively

Would you buy a new @SEGA console? 
✔️Yes 
❌No 
[''Posts picture of a hypothetical SEGA "NOVA" video game console.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death==
27 August 
11:54 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=phillewis.bsky.social|Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Peter Cullen will always be remembered well as a voice of leadership and morale. I have also heard his humorous side through the likes of Eddy Spencer, as well as his friendship with #FrankWelker. Live long and Roll Out, Peter. See you soon.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 2==
27 August 
11:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|honestly just sort of dazed}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Me too! Peter Cullen was very inspirational and fun. I always like that heroic vibe he puts out in his dialogue, serious and fun.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 3==
27 August 
12:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=theahmedraafat.bsky.social|The real Optimus Prime dying one month before the 1986 Transformers 40th anniversary re-release titled “apology tour” (to apologize for the trauma caused by the fictional death of Optimus Prime when the film came out) is some weird cosmic bullshit}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You said it.}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 4==
27 August 
12:21 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

[''replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Reaction to Peter Cullen's death|an earlier post]]'']

{{quotebox|About just more than half a month from the re-debut of the updated movie, too. That hits like a truck, indeed. 😭 Even moreso than a truck. Like a father, Peter Cullen was. I felt the same.

[''posts image of Transformers: The Movie'']}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 5==
27 August 
12:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Em Gomez @EmGo316|A truly sad day for the franchise and the fandom. Rest in power, Peter Cullen. The man who taught us to be strong enough to be gentle. Forever a Prime. Forever our leader. Forever in the hearts of many generations. We love you. Till all are one.🙏🏼😔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Very much so. I feel the same. We all weep, but we must continue as everything completes and moves onward Til when All Are One. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 6==
27 August 
12:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=BigBadToyStore|We are deeply saddened by the passing of Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime.

His voice gave Optimus strength, compassion, and leadership, inspiring generations of Transformers fans.

Our condolences go out to his family, friends, and all whose lives he touched.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He has touched Everyone. He's got the Touch. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 7==
27 August 
12:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily|The gobots cartoon is goated because they really had peter cullen in the cast only voicing glup shittos}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Rip Peter Cullen thank you for everything king rest easy 💔💔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen1.jpg
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen2.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 8==
27 August 
12:51 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=80sThen80sNow|Peter Cullen, Known To Most of Us As Optimus Prime, Provided the Voices To Hundreds of Beloved Characters Including:

Spider Man and His Amazing Friends
Dr. Bruce Banner, Hulk, Mysterious, Red Skull

Rainbow Brite: Murky Dismal

Pac Man: Sour Puss

Knight Rider: K.A.R.R.

Monchhichhis: Shreeker, Snitchit, Gonker

Transformers: Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Streetwise, Wingspan, Slugslinger, Nightstick

The Biskitts: Dog Foot, Fang, Scratch

Dungeons and Dragons: Venger

Dragon’s Lair: Bertram, Sir Hubert Blunt

Voltron: Coran, King Alfor, Narrator

Go-Bots: Spoiler, Tank and Pincher

G.I. Joe: Airborne, Ramar, Zandar

Moondreamers: Igon + Others

Rambo: The Force of Freedom: Sergeant Havoc, Razor

Filmation Ghostbusters: Eddie Spenser Jr., Eddie Spencer Sr. Haunter

The New Adventures of Johnny Quest: Patch

Foofur: Baby the Rat, Vinnie the Cat

Also Provided Voices For:
The Muppet Babies, Snorks, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy Doo, The Smurfs, The Dukes, Mr. T, Pound Puppies, Bravestarr, Duck Tales, The Real Ghostbusters Visionairies, Dino-Riders, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gummi Bears, Rude Dawg and the Dweebs, TaleSpin, Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers, Tom & Jerry Kids, Tiny Toon Adventures and Many More!}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen1.jpg
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen2.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Peter Cullen will return post-Merge==
27 August 
9:31 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=happygolucky07.bsky.social|[''replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Reaction to Peter Cullen's death|an earlier post]]'']

Chris, what the hell do you mean you're gonna see him soon? Do you mean in heaven or something?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|His soul is in his [[C-197]] self-counterparts' body. We'll see him again along with the various [[OCs]] after the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]]'s completion.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=happygolucky07.bsky.social|Can you please explain that in a more logical sense?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I've explained it before. In maintaining the numbers between both the C-197 and 1218 halves of this Earth, so there is no over-population post merge, one passes on one half, their soul migrates into the body and merging with the Soul of their counterpart on the other half.}}
{{quotebox|This applies to both halves. If the specific individual passes on the C-197 half, they migrate and merge with their matching counterpart on the 1218 half. And vice-versa from 1218 to C-197 half. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|so by your logic, if we just cause a world-ending event on one half while preventing said catastrophe from happening on the other half, it'd effectively complete the dimension merge early}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's more complicated than that, and there is Divine Tining involved.}}

==Wanting to collab with G Fuel==
30 August 
6:30 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=G FUEL® @GFuelEnergy|What franchise would you LOVE to see G FUEL collab with? 🤔👇}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I’m still open for collabing with y’all with Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu in on this. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Booing the real Blue Heart==
31 August 
2:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Rockman Xelnia @SonyOfLastation|Long Live Lastation! All Hail Ciel! Trust in the PS5!!!

After 30 minutes of me being stubborn, I actually did it. The 1 HP 1 LP challenge. On stream!!!

Ciel is the best goddess of all time!! BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙 #Neptunia #ネプテューヌ #NepUnlimited #ネプアンリミテッド

[''posts Hyperdimension Neptunia gif'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻}}

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August 2026 social media posts

2026-09-01T22:04:25Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Peter Cullen will return post-Merge */

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[August 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Releasing [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)|two]] [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates|videos]]==
1 August 
10:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Sorry for the delay, but I gave higher priority to a few close friends to see it first. But, Finally, Changeable Scouts, Part 4!(Subtitled Version coming soon)⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Also a Channel Update and Announcement Video. I am open for collabs, Doc ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates]]'']}}

==Rejecting date offer==
1 August 
11:14 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Jawn @JawnGore|@CPU_CWCSonichu no more jokes. You and me, real date, I’ll pick you up in my rolls royce, I’ll have a bouquet of roses, a gift, and a smile. I’ll take you to your favorite restaurant, wear your favorite dress, so I can take it off later. No phones, no politics, no bs. Just us. Xo

[[File:X - Rejecting date offer.jpeg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No.}}

==Toys "R" Us==
4 August 
12:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter one minute later. It shows the Toys "R" Us in [[Wikipedia:Westlake, Ohio|Westlake, Ohio]].

{{quotebox|Look where [[Son-Chu]] and I stopped by at. 
⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Toys "R" Us|ToysRUs]] 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us2.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|And we found a few #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged figures in there as well, like I said in my review videos. 
⚡️💙⚡️

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{{quotebox|So satisfying! ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us3.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Chris at Toys "R" Us posted 4 August 2026.jpeg|300px]]
}}

==ToysRUs is making a comeback==
4 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:20 PM|[''Replying to the previous post'']

My local toys r us closed eight years ago.. :(}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=8:01 PM|Good thing #ToysRUs is making a comeback, one store at a time.}}

==Approved CWC cosplay==
13 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:08 PM|[''Replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Toys "R" Us|an earlier post]]'']

Hey Christine I made a [[cosplay]], how does it look? 
[[File:Bluesky - Approved CWC cosplay.png|300px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=7:10 PM|👍🏻}}

==Chris would buy a new SEGA console==
18 August 
9:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Star Wars Timeline (Ben) 🇷🇺🇺🇸|Humor me this...

1. SONY cancels 💿 come 2028 
2. [[Sega|SEGA]] re-enters console war 
3. Drops new console w/disc drive 
4. Publishes their main titles exclusively

Would you buy a new @SEGA console? 
✔️Yes 
❌No 
[''Posts picture of a hypothetical SEGA "NOVA" video game console.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death==
27 August 
11:54 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=phillewis.bsky.social|Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Peter Cullen will always be remembered well as a voice of leadership and morale. I have also heard his humorous side through the likes of Eddy Spencer, as well as his friendship with #FrankWelker. Live long and Roll Out, Peter. See you soon.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 2==
27 August 
11:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|honestly just sort of dazed}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Me too! Peter Cullen was very inspirational and fun. I always like that heroic vibe he puts out in his dialogue, serious and fun.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 3==
27 August 
12:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=theahmedraafat.bsky.social|The real Optimus Prime dying one month before the 1986 Transformers 40th anniversary re-release titled “apology tour” (to apologize for the trauma caused by the fictional death of Optimus Prime when the film came out) is some weird cosmic bullshit}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You said it.}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 4==
27 August 
12:21 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

[''replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Reaction to Peter Cullen's death|an earlier post]]'']

{{quotebox|About just more than half a month from the re-debut of the updated movie, too. That hits like a truck, indeed. 😭 Even moreso than a truck. Like a father, Peter Cullen was. I felt the same.

[''posts image of Transformers: The Movie'']}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 5==
27 August 
12:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Em Gomez @EmGo316|A truly sad day for the franchise and the fandom. Rest in power, Peter Cullen. The man who taught us to be strong enough to be gentle. Forever a Prime. Forever our leader. Forever in the hearts of many generations. We love you. Till all are one.🙏🏼😔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Very much so. I feel the same. We all weep, but we must continue as everything completes and moves onward Til when All Are One. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 6==
27 August 
12:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=BigBadToyStore|We are deeply saddened by the passing of Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime.

His voice gave Optimus strength, compassion, and leadership, inspiring generations of Transformers fans.

Our condolences go out to his family, friends, and all whose lives he touched.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He has touched Everyone. He's got the Touch. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 7==
27 August 
12:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily|The gobots cartoon is goated because they really had peter cullen in the cast only voicing glup shittos}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Rip Peter Cullen thank you for everything king rest easy 💔💔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen1.jpg
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen2.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 8==
27 August 
12:51 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=80sThen80sNow|Peter Cullen, Known To Most of Us As Optimus Prime, Provided the Voices To Hundreds of Beloved Characters Including:

Spider Man and His Amazing Friends
Dr. Bruce Banner, Hulk, Mysterious, Red Skull

Rainbow Brite: Murky Dismal

Pac Man: Sour Puss

Knight Rider: K.A.R.R.

Monchhichhis: Shreeker, Snitchit, Gonker

Transformers: Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Streetwise, Wingspan, Slugslinger, Nightstick

The Biskitts: Dog Foot, Fang, Scratch

Dungeons and Dragons: Venger

Dragon’s Lair: Bertram, Sir Hubert Blunt

Voltron: Coran, King Alfor, Narrator

Go-Bots: Spoiler, Tank and Pincher

G.I. Joe: Airborne, Ramar, Zandar

Moondreamers: Igon + Others

Rambo: The Force of Freedom: Sergeant Havoc, Razor

Filmation Ghostbusters: Eddie Spenser Jr., Eddie Spencer Sr. Haunter

The New Adventures of Johnny Quest: Patch

Foofur: Baby the Rat, Vinnie the Cat

Also Provided Voices For:
The Muppet Babies, Snorks, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy Doo, The Smurfs, The Dukes, Mr. T, Pound Puppies, Bravestarr, Duck Tales, The Real Ghostbusters Visionairies, Dino-Riders, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gummi Bears, Rude Dawg and the Dweebs, TaleSpin, Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers, Tom & Jerry Kids, Tiny Toon Adventures and Many More!}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen1.jpg
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen2.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Peter Cullen will return post-Merge==
27 August 
9:31 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=happygolucky07.bsky.social|[''replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Reaction to Peter Cullen's death|an earlier post]]'']

Chris, what the hell do you mean you're gonna see him soon? Do you mean in heaven or something?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|His soul is in his [[C-197]] self-counterparts' body. We'll see him again along with the various [[OCs]] after the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]]'s completion.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=happygolucky07.bsky.social|Can you please explain that in a more logical sense?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I've explained it before. In maintaining the numbers between both the C-197 and 1218 halves of this Earth, so there is no over-population post merge, one passes on one half, their soul migrates into the body and merging with the Soul of their counterpart on the other half.}}
{{quotebox|This applies to both halves. If the specific individual passes on the C-197 half, they migrate and merge with their matching counterpart on the 1218 half. And vice-versa from 1218 to C-197 half. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|so by your logic, if we just cause a world-ending event on one half while preventing said catastrophe from happening on the other half, it'd effectively complete the dimension merge early}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's more complicated than that, and there is Divine Tining involved.}}

==Wanting to collab withG Fuel==
30 August 
6:30 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=G FUEL® @GFuelEnergy|What franchise would you LOVE to see G FUEL collab with? 🤔👇}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I’m still open for collabing with y’all with Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu in on this. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Booing the real Blue Heart==
31 August 
2:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Rockman Xelnia @SonyOfLastation|Long Live Lastation! All Hail Ciel! Trust in the PS5!!!

After 30 minutes of me being stubborn, I actually did it. The 1 HP 1 LP challenge. On stream!!!

Ciel is the best goddess of all time!! BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙BLUE HEART!! 💙 #Neptunia #ネプテューヌ #NepUnlimited #ネプアンリミテッド

[''posts Hyperdimension Neptunia gif'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻}}

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Chris and death

2026-08-29T21:22:06Z

Hurtful Truth Level: some streamlining and de-alogging

{{Quote|And dying is not happening with me; I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years.|Chris being [[Chris and reality|absolutely delusional]] on [[Discord]].<ref name=deathcope>[[November 2019 Arbitarch CWC Alliance chats#Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years]]</ref>}}

[[Image:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace...?]]

'''Death''' is a concept that [[Chris]] has a notably hard time understanding and/or [[Chris and coping|coping]] with, be it the death of a [[Bob Chandler|human]] or an [[Patti Chandler|animal]], or even an [[imaginary friend]]. While Chris certainly has the capacity to grieve, and has undergone several periods of grieving in his life in response to deaths in his family, his other reactions towards deaths are considerably more perplexing.

His poor reactions to death most likely come from Chris's near-inability to empathize (a common symptom of [[autism]]), and childish thought patterns. Children often don't understand death, usually just thinking it's "like sleeping forever", "just leaving", or in Chris's mind, "merged with their counterpart from [[C-197]]." Chris, being a child inside, can only resort to these clumsy analogies to understand death.

==Family==

===Various ancestors===
Chris claimed that, at Aunt Corrina's funeral, his ancestors wished him a safe [[Ohio trip|trip to Ohio]] to meet [[Julie]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

===Aunt Corrina (1934–2009)===
Chris's aunt, [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina Inge]], passed away in [[February 2009]] from lung cancer. When Chris informed [[Julie]] that his aunt was dying, Julie insisted that Chris visit her in the hospital, which he had not considered doing. He asked Barb about visiting her, and she dissuaded him, saying she wouldn't know he was there (implying, if true, that Corrina might've also had a form of dementia, or would be too sick to talk to him). However, he did get the chance to tell Corrina that he loved her over the phone before she died.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2#A wild Snorlax appears!]]</ref>

Corrina's funeral happened to fall on Chris's birthday, which also happened to be [[wikipedia:Shrove Tuesday|Shrove Tuesday]] (also known as [[Obesity|Fat]] Tuesday or Mardi Gras), a Christian holiday that in some churches involves pancake dinners. Naturally, Chris was more concerned about missing out on the pancakes at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church at home]] than he was about the funeral of his own aunt.

===Bob Chandler (1927–2011)===
{{main|Death of Bob Chandler}}

[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|The crypt in which Bob lies and Barb will also one day lie.]]

[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|One of the ways Chris coped with the death, believing his father occasionally comes back as an [[imaginary friend]].]]

After a long battle with heart failure, the life of Chris's father [[Bob]] came to an end in [[September 2011]], while he was being hospitalized in the {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}}'s ICU.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 Bob's Obituary] (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref>

In an unreleased call with [[Jackie]], Chris broke down sobbing over his father's death.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref> The call, referred to by fans as the "[[The_Black_Tape|Black Tape]]", was sealed out of empathy for Chris.

In an email, Chris told Jackie that ''"my heavier cries from my father's passing is really hitting me bad"'', and lamented that in a previous [[dream]] the Grim Reaper had promised that he would not claim Bob until [[2015]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref>

In a 1 [[April 2012]] [[Facebook]] post, Chris expressed a desire for Bob's ghost to haunt the dreams of those expressing hatred towards him.<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#An Open Note]]</ref>

In a post from [[June 2013]], Chris lamented that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "serve and protect" [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]].

In [[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]], Chris, while reading [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters from his late father]], displays emotion over him, tearing up at times.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga and the rather disturbing events that took place within it, Chris was convinced that Bob had reincarnated as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] with plaid-colored fur named [[Robertchu]], in reference to his nickname "the internet lumberjack" (Chris later retconned his design to a much simpler plain red design because plaid fur was [[Chris and work|too much effort]]), and turned up in CWCville alongside [[Ted Bundy]] to defend the city.

Chris, to this day, still believes the Idea Guys narrative, and will probably never accept that his father is gone forever; believing a loved one is in a [[Afterlife|better place after death]] is a very common way of coping with their passing, even if in the form of an alternate [[dimension]].

===Barbara Chandler (1941–)===
{{quote|I really have none.|Chris on whether he has plans in place for after Barbara passes away.<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge]]</ref>}}

[[Barbara]] is Chris's surviving parent.

Alongside Bob, who Chris entered a protracted period of grieving for after his passing, Barbara was one of the few people in Chris's life that he cared about enough to genuinely fear her passing, and Barbara used this to [[manipulate]] Chris into following orders on multiple occasions; one such instance of this was in [[2011]] (prior to Bob's death), in which she threatened to commit suicide as a last resort to stop Chris from his poorly-thought-out plan to attend [[MAGfest]] in Maryland that year by sleeping in his car as he did not have the money to afford a hotel room - a distraught Chris backpedaled, receiving only more guilt-tripping and down payment on some [[vidya]] as a consolation prize.<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref> Barbara used her health as a scare tactic for so long that it instilled paranoia into Chris - on one occasion when Barbara failed to answer the phone when Chris called her while out, Chris panicked and called 911 for a [[welfare check]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Welfare Check on Barbara]]</ref>

In [[November 2015]], Chris released [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], where he addressed [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "her time runs out".

In [[November 2019]], Chris posted a tweet where he copes with the mortality of his mother, imagining her becoming a part-human/part-[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] hybrid after death, in the same vein he believed that Bob reincarnated into [[Robertchu]] after death.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190686432047837184</ref>

{{quote|Had I Not healed her, she would be dead Late August.|Chris on "[[Soul Bonding]]" with Barbara, November 2021<ref name=nov21>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>}}

Following Chris's [[August 2021]] arrest for [[incest]] with Barbara, which saw him confined to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] for nearly two years, he began to shift in his attitude towards her.

Chris began claiming that "[[Soul Bonding]]" with her was a method of healing her, and that she would have died without it.<ref name=nov21></ref>

Barbara was involved in a traffic collision on 24 [[November 2021]].<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> She suffered two broken ribs and a concussion. Chris took credit for having healed her with his "soul-bonding" when explaining that she had survived the crash.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

Barbara chose to remain living in [[14 Branchland Court]], despite Chris wanting to move back. At the time, Chris claimed there was a restraining order against himself and Barbara. In a jail letter, he complained that, despite having guided her soul into her Rosechu form/body, Barbara's soulless husk still clings onto life inside the house. He further claimed:<ref>[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)]]</ref>

{{quote|[It] is indeed clear and obvious, especially to all with spiritual and psychic ability, that she is sickly, and her passing on is to be from emotions. Yet, again, she still Lives, and zombie-like as well. And this was and is Fact through-out the majority of branching alternate Timelines since August, 2021, wherein she Had died in most of them by now.}}

...indicating that he had been [[Meditation|meditating]] over her death, in his selfish desire to inherit the house from her. In a [[March 2024]] interview, Chris felt the need to make it clear that he "never ever wished for Barbara's death," defending himself by claiming he was just "making it on the general preliminary line."<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Chris himself (1982–)===
{{quote|And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light. Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am [[Chris and English|LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET]].|Chris, on his visions of death.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Size does not matter. (CCS)|ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]</ref>}}

In a conversation with the [[CWCipedia]] sysop [[Cogsdev]], Chris once mentioned that he had been receiving recurring visions of himself walking into a bright light, which he one day hoped would be prevented from appearing by getting a sweetheart. After the surreal conclusion of the love quest in 2018, it is unknown if he still gets these visions.

In a Facebook post on 30 [[October 2013]], Chris stated that he had become so [[stress|stressed]] out (specifically, over [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|the revelation]] that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pal|gal-pals]] did not actually like him much at all), that he had contemplated killing himself multiple times. According to Chris, the only reasons he did not go through with it are [[Barbara Chandler|painfully]] [[Clover and Snoopy|obvious]]. This shows just how much Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentality]] has drained, and how badly he needs the professional help he so stubbornly refuses to get. Of course, this could well be Chris exaggerating and trying to gain pity as he has done in the past, and as his mother allegedly also has (or at least, used to have) a habit of doing. In all seriousness, however, suicide is no laughing matter, and this should be looked at with caution.

In a 2019 Discord chat between his fantasy enablers, Chris had claimed that he is set to live for thousands of years.<ref name=deathcope></ref>

In [[August 2020]], Chris (pretending that his body was being possessed by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]) uploaded a [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|video will]], apparently in case his body vanished from this dimension ([[1218]]).

On 8 [[September 2021]], Chris wrote in his [[Goddess Log]] that he "now [has] a will that is noterized [sic]." It is seemingly implied that this happened after or because of a suicide threat Chris made while in jail.

==Pets==

===Patti (1988–2006)===

[[Patti]] was the Chandler family's pet dog, who died in [[June 2006]]. Chris apparently drew a picture of a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face on the signature confirming the euthanasia process.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti&diff=4455&oldid=4454 Eulogy for Patti] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref> As seen in the image used in this article, Patti also appeared in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], immortalized as a furry character named [[Patti-Chan]].

To Chris, her death is among the greatest tragedies of his life. In [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]], he equates [[Ryan Cash]]'s death with Patti's, and in the [[Father Call]], he equates it to the death of [[Matthew Devoria]]'s mother in the 9/11 attacks.

On the 1-year anniversary of her death, Chris even broke down in tears and had to be consoled by his mother.<ref>[[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007#Chris is sad about Patti|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref>

It should be noted though that despite all of Chris's fondness for Patti, her memory was still not safe from being [[It's not that cold|defiled by trolls manipulating him]].

===Pollo (2003-2018)===

[[Pollo]] was a cat born sometime in [[2003]] that was adopted by Chris in [[2015]], who had passed away in [[May 2018]]. On 20 May 2018, Chris posted an urgent tweet to [[Twitter]] stating Pollo was having difficulty breathing, and that he needed money from [[eBay]] in order to take Pollo to the vet.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Pollo is dying]]</ref>

Later that morning, Pollo had passed away in the early hours of 20 May 2018, presumably due to the aforementioned breathing difficulties, and or other natural causes.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201210123247/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/998271176710406144</ref>

According to Chris, Pollo was buried next to Patti's resting place.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/998271909816033280</ref>

===Sorbet (2016-2018)===

[[Sorbet]] was a cat Chris had adopted in [[2016]], who passed away in [[May 2018]]. In [[May 2017]], Sorbet wandered out of the house and was hit by a car.<ref>[[May_2017_Facebook_posts#Sorbet badly injured, staying at vet]]</ref> Sorbet was rescued by Chris and his neighbor, and Chris took him to the vet.<ref>[[May_2017_Facebook_posts#Sorbet back from the vet, recovering]]</ref> In [[Solar Eclipse Vlogs#Crescent Eclipse|a video about the solar eclipse]] from [[August 2017]], Sorbet was shown to have residual effects from the accident, appearing to have some breathing issues.

On 17 [[May 2018]], Chris posted to [[Facebook]] in order to announce that Sorbet had gone missing after he was let outside. Chris would put posters with information relating to Sorbet on several telephone poles near the area in hopes of finding him.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Sorbet is Missing]]</ref>

However, Sorbet would not return, as in [[Misc texts#Sorbet deceased|a text message]] from [[October 2018]], Chris confirmed to a [[fan]] that Sorbet never came back and pronounced him dead. In order to cope with the loss of Sorbet, Chris claimed that Sorbet's soul had supposedly been reincarnated into dimension [[C-197]] as an anthropomorphic cat, and that he had since then been able to meet with him.<ref>[[Misc texts#Sorbet deceased]]</ref>

===Other Cats===

{{main|Chandler Cats#Deceased cats}}

Multiple other now-deceased cats once resided within [[14 Branchland Court]], the most notable of which being [[Scamper]] (2006-2014), a cat that unfortunately passed away as a result of the [[2014 house fire]],<ref>[[CatKnight Interview 3]]</ref> and [[Patches]] ''(October 2018-November 2018)'', a kitten that sadly passed away due to complications relating to pneumonia only one week after Chris had adopted him.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Liza Update]]</ref>

===Snoopy (2012-2021)===

[[Snoopy]] was a dog who was adopted by Barbara alongside [[Clover]] in [[May 2012]], who passed away 14 [[July 2021]].

After Snoopy's passing, Chris posted a eulogy dedicated to him on Twitter. In it, he explained that his neighbor and their daughter helped him bury Snoopy by a tree, making a stone mound around the burial to indicate where the body was. Chris was understandably distraught and saddened over the death of Snoopy; however, he still remained confident in his coping mechanism, the [[Dimensional Merge]]. On Twitter, Chris said that Snoopy was aware of the merge, which meant that him and Snoopy would reunite after the merge was complete. Chris would also bizarrely claim that he had seen an anthropomorphic version of Snoopy from another Dimension during his burial, stating that he looked like "a tall dog guy."<ref name=eulogy></ref>

==Imaginary friends==
Chris is also concerned over the deaths of his [[imaginary friends]] such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his pals. Since Chris believes all cartoon characters exist in some universe, and he had created Sonichu's, he feels that if he were to reboot the comics, that would mean that Sonichu and his friends would all die, and that they would all reincarnate into their newer rebooted versions.<ref>[[July 2017 Patreon posts#Delay on pages, no plans to reboot Sonichu|July 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>

The [[Idea Guys]] allegedly conned Chris out of thousands of dollars by telling him they would destroy [[CWCville]], which would lead to the deaths of Chris's imaginary friends. Chris paid up, even putting his mother's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] at risk of foreclosure by skipping a mortgage payment to do so.

Ironically, even when Chris inevitably does pass on and go forth to meet [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|GodBear]], he will still be remembered; not only for his life and the many [[Sagas|humorous misadventures]] in it, but for his comics. Thus, it can be said that Sonichu will never truly die.

===Simonla Rosechu===
[[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|80px|right|thumb|The bastard child in question.]]

During the [[Asperchu]] saga, a recurring theme was [[Evan]]'s legal claims in regard to [[Simonla Rosechu]] as a derivative of his character, [[Simonchu]]. While early demands were for Chris to edit his old strips to remove Simonla entirely from continuity, later Evan consented to letting Chris keep Simonla's early appearances, on the grounds that he kill her at a later date. Chris, not surprisingly, totally lost his shit, showing a much stronger emotional attachment to an empty, one-dimensional fictional character than he has managed for any living creature other than his dog. Finally, after being faced with the threat of legal action, Chris finally killed Simonla in issue #10, though not before she laid an egg out of wedlock with her baby-daddy [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] (though, of course, the act of laying the egg was never shown, or even mentioned), which hatched into [[Sandy Rosechu]].

Simonla's death apparently continued to haunt Chris long afterwards. This led to him [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|reviving Simonla]] around [[May 2014]], more than four years after her demise. It should be noted that, as revealed in the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls]], Chris considers cartoon characters to be real, living creatures that exist in some other world reminiscent of Toon Town from ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''. Simonla's death was as [[Chris and reality|real]] to him as that of any of his family members or sweethearts... perhaps even more so.

==Troll manipulation==
A favorite tactic of [[trolls]] is to [[manipulate]] Chris into reacting to scenarios involving death, a concept in contrast to Chris's childish mentality and thus guaranteeing he would either react in odd ways or in ways that could be used as ammo against him for future trolling. The scenarios, though fictional, were presented to Chris under the pretense they were true. While Chris generally went along with the claims under pressure from troll manipulation, he did maintain some skepticism, such as when he expressed disbelief to [[Kacey]] months later on the [[Ryan Cash]] suicide scenario.<ref name=skeptical>[[Kacey Call 18]]</ref>

The first death scenario trolls experimented with, in October 2008, was that of a fan whose father had passed away from [[Alcohol|alcoholism]]. When asking Chris for advice on [[coping]], Chris briefly replied that the fan will recover from the father's "accident" and then advised the fan not to become an alcoholic.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref>

[[File:Ryan memorial.PNG|thumb|Chris's memorial to Ryan in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.]]

A few months later, another death scenario was invented by trolls, involving the [[Ryan Cash]] character, designed to provoke Chris over his lack of work ethic on the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic; the fabrication was that Ryan had been a ''Sonichu'' fan and committed suicide when Chris stopped updating it. Trolls badgered Chris over multiple chats to keep acknowledging the death, not satisfied with his brief replies on the death being sad. Trolls then elevated matters by having the [[Clyde Cash]] character threaten Chris with revenge over the death of his brother. A frustrated Chris recorded a video in which he tried to reason with Clyde, and put his foot in his mouth by suggesting that if Clyde got a girlfriend it would help him get over the death.<ref>[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]</ref>

===Sweethearts===
{{Quote|Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.|[[Chris]] on the late [[PandaHalo]].<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

Trolls also carried out the death scenario fabrications using a few of their [[sweetheart]] characters. Chris had blunt responses to the supposed deaths and seemingly adjusted quickly when another sweetheart character professed to be in love with him.

[[File:SchuComic9P75.jpg|thumb|The fiery death of PandaHalo.]]

When [[PandaHalo]]'s character arc ended, Chris believed that her silence meant she might have been a victim of the [[Wikipedia:Black Saturday bushfires|Australian Black Saturday bushfires]] (despite her location being hundreds of kilometers away). Shortly after her apparent death, the [[Julie]] sweetheart character was introduced to Chris. In a Mumble chat where trolls directed the conversation to PandaHalo's fate, Chris said, "It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point."<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref> Nine months later, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] featured a special "memorial" to PandaHalo and a sequence in which she dies (off-screen) in a building fire after saving her "Pokemon", [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[BlazeBob Sonichu]], so they wouldn't "burn with" her. Chris also "dedicated" all of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to PandaHalo's memory. This would be almost touching, if the alleged dedication didn't wholly consist of how awesome Chris was for using Panda's cover artwork.

The [[Sarah May]] character claimed to attempt suicide after Chris accidentally called her "[[Julie]]" multiple times in a call.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> After Chris attempted to talk her down, Sarah May went offline still claiming she would kill herself. Julie, also in the chat, was playing along, and did not react to Sarah's suicide attempt in any human-like fashion; yet, it did not occur to Chris that Julie's behavior was unnatural. Chris told Julie, "Well at least I still have you." Chris then made recorded [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]], in which the only reason he offered as to why she shouldn't commit suicide was that he would be sad without her.

When the [[Ivy]] character arc was forced to end due to [[Rocky Shoemaker]]'s intervention, trolls came up with the scenario that she committed suicide by hanging after being upset she couldn't be in contact with Chris. Chris uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a memorial, a poorly-sung remake of Avril Lavigne's happy, bouncy pop-punk song, with lyrics changed to be about how much Chris would like women to date him. Chris included pictures of several past sweethearts in the video, making it less of a tribute to Ivy and more of a monument to Chris's failures. Ivy's demise was incorporated into [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], in the form of a gruesome accidental death, which involved having gotten her neck broken with elevator wires after falling through the elevator floor.

{{quote|Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but you should move on and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the same thing a few times in the past too.|Chris's advice to a fan.<ref>[[Mailbag 27#Love and loss]]</ref>}}

In a Mailbag answer to the troll scenario of a fan grieving over the loss of his girlfriend, Chris clearly states how he believes a death should be approached by a man (which includes finding another woman right away and a specific lack of grieving), and tells the traumatized fan that he should simply move onto a better woman since his girlfriend's death, not only being completely asinine, but also outlining that he believes women to be [[women's rights|replaceable and possibly interchangeable]].

==Terrorism and assassination==
[[File:Memory-card-15-2.jpg|200px|thumb|A Memory Card noting the 9/11 tragedy, next to the Dark Arbok Pokémon card Chris had purchased on that day.]]

Chris has a very juvenile understanding of terrorism and its effect on the world.

On the 9/11 terrorist attack, Chris wrote that it was the worst day in 2001, summarizing it as "an airplane was stolen and crashed in New York." Eight years later, trolls exploited Chris's childish mentality in order to [[Chris and manipulation|manipulate]] him into making the [[Twin Falling Towers]] video, suggesting that he should mock [[Clyde Cash]] by saying he's as weak as the Twin Towers. Chris failed to discern that he was being set up, producing a video in which he used his mouse cursor to "crash" into a picture of the buildings, while making explosion sound effects, and taunting Clyde. After it backfired on him, Chris recorded [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|an apology]], albeit one that also incorporated a picture of the Twin Towers as cake candles.
[[File:Jailart8-25-5.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Comic Chris lecturing a fallen [[Vladimir Putin]].]]
On the [[November 2015]] Paris terrorist attack, Chris expressed a modicum of grief in his own simple way, but equated the real-life atrocity which killed over 120 people with the actions of a "cartoon villain", suggesting he still has a poor grasp of the difference between reality and fantasy.<ref>[[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris]]</ref>

At some point in fall [[2020]], Chris tried asking [[Null]] to kill someone.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Wanting Null to Kill Someone]]</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftnLqowE1Gk</ref> In [[March 2025]], a donor asked Chris during a livestream if he asked Null to kill the [[Idea Guys]], to which he replied saying "No, that is not true. That is a rumor that somebody made amongst you."<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref>

In a jail artwork from [[2022]], Chris depicted [[Russia]]n president Vladimir Putin being assassinated.<ref>[[:File:Jailart8-25-5.jpg]]</ref> The art, drawn as a comic panel, shows Putin being impaled by a sword held by knight armor, as goddess comic Chris lectures him for having "fallen on your own sword upon divine intervention" and for his "[[Sonichu 10|callous torture]] upon the righteous".

On 13 [[July 2024]], [[Donald Trump]] survived an assassination attempt. Chris commented on the event while playing [[Minecraft]], saying "That's the first time. The next time he is shot, that'll hit 'em."<ref>[[Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal]]</ref>

==Suicide==
{{quote|[Suicide]'s taboo in Sonichu culture. The moment you threaten it, you're not considered a Sonichu.|An [[Idea Guy]] posing as [[Cryzel Rosechu]] talking Chris out of contemplating suicide.<ref name=bad>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>}}

Chris considered suicide in [[October 2013]] after discovering that past events and friends were nothing more than trolls or arranged acquaintances. However, he ruled out suicide, not only because of Barb and his pets but also because of his belief (at the time) that suicide would leave him in Limbo.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref>

In [[April 2018]], during a chat with the [[Idea Guys]] in which they psychologically abused Chris, he commented that he would commit suicide. The Idea Guys then talked him out of considering it by drilling into his mind that suicide is taboo in Sonichu culture and that Chris could not be a Sonichu if he committed suicide.<ref name=bad></ref>

In [[June 2018]], when talking about the infamous line "Zap to the extreme", Chris said he literally feels electricity in his body, then states that he isn't killing himself.<Ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Zap to the Extreme]]</ref>

In [[November 2020]], Chris had a [[vision]] about the Chris Chan doppelgangers which had been spawned by a spell [[Jacob Sockness]] had cast. In his vision, he believed that one such doppelganger to be working at [[Manchester High]] and would die by either suicide or a heart attack so that the doppelganger's power could be absorbed by the main Chris Chan for breaking the [[Iron Curtain]].<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Allen and his friend [[Bella]] joked to each other about there being a plan to get Chris to kill himself. In their [[Chess club]] Discord server, Allen said, "I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself" to which Bella responded, "yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying "oh no those ppl are os mean :(" and then he pays me".<ref>[[Chess club#Suicide Joke]]</ref> The Chess club server was leaked in August, after which Allen claimed he and Bella had been making edgy jokes and that there was no plan to kill Chris, also pointing out a lack of proof the two had been serious.<ref name=allendenial>[[Post-incest leak drama#8 August 2021]]</ref> During the [[Jail Saga]], rumors about Bella's comment were sent to Chris, who then falsely claimed in a jail letter in response to a fan's questions that he "ForeKnew ALL about Bella and the Setup and Her want to "Tempt" me into Suicide."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> Chris repeated more misinformation in an [[October 2023]] video in which he suggested that the [[Incest Call]] had been fabricated as a plot to get him to kill himself.<ref>[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]</ref>

In the [[Goddess Log]], which Chris wrote while in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], and in an entry apparently dated 8 [[September 2021]], Chris wrote of how he had threatened suicide in an attempt to have phone and Internet privileges, having deemed those as necessary for his plans. The move backfired, and Chris was categorized with a restriction during which he was forbidden from using razors (and therefore grew out a beard).<ref>[[Goddess Log#Misc]]</ref><ref>[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art#"I Had Returned Home", undated]]</ref>

==Other tasteless responses==
{{incomplete|Mentions of [[Michael Jackson]], Claire Hough and Morgan Harrington from [[The Place chats - Psychic Detective]], Brian Goldner from [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]]}}

==See also==
*[[Afterlife]]
*[[Death threats]]

==References==
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Talk:Chris and death

2026-08-29T20:44:20Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Bob's ghost */

I just came here from the Twin Falling Towers page, obviously expecting it to mention that video on this page now. I was expecting maybe the section would be named WTC or 911 Victims but reading the section title "Every Single Fucking Victim of September 11, 2001" made me laugh my fucking ass off. Props to you wonderful people. Chris has now officially become a horrible monster, and the few people who had sympathy for him are no more. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 05:47, 6 November 2009 (CET)

I think we need a section on Chris and his own eventual death.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:38, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

*I moved the Bob and Barbara section because it is supposed to be a placeholder for when Bob or the Snorlax die. If they are being put on the list behind someone else it sugests they are already dead. Also, we're gonna need to put up something for when he reacts to hearing about Mike Jackson. Whats the bet he won't really give a shit? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:32, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*Interesting concept, that. He won't be around for the only death he'll actually give a shit about. Poor Chris. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 14:08, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
*Oh yes. We do need a section about Chris's own death. He's only made a few mentions of it though. We need to expand it. I suggest a mailbag question asking him what he thinks of the idea of his own death. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:59, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

== About Mike Jackson ==

To whoever wrote the part about him: no offense dude, this was a massive troll. The "obituary" page tells you what you need to know:

Middle name Joseph. Which is also the dead pop singer's middle name.

Parents Joseph and Katherine, need I say more?

Plus, I find it hard to believe that an intelligent adult would do the stupid things he apparently did, or that his wife would allow it, or that he wouldn't be reported to childhood services for things like watching porn with his kids.

In short: troll. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Sonichewy|Sonichewy]] ([[User talk:Sonichewy|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Sonichewy|contribs]]) 

:Well done, Investigator Obvious. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:18, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

==The Edit Summary is too Small==

I changed the first sentence because being "stalked" by death doesn't "as a result" make someone have difficulty dealing with death.

Lots of (I would assume) normal people want the dead to "come back", so honestly I don't see how Chris asking the dead to come back is indicative of his being particularly out-of-touch with his peers.

The "Chris only watches shows that bring people back from the dead" paragraph I removed because it's speculation.

I removed the goddamn Titanic thing. Yeah, he made fun of a tragedy that occurred a century ago. I'm sure most of us have. It's not too soon. Chris does enough bad things without us being melodramatic.

There are a lot of smaller edits which were "This is a horrible thing Chris did" or "Nobody knows how Chris can be so EVIL!" because that doesn't add anything. Special mention goes to "Effectively, he's stolen and erased her soul" because he drew a comic of Patti. Stay classy, guys.

There was clearly also someone who went around and tacked on "Well this isn't really related to the topic but it shows that Chris is a bad person so I'll put it at the end" shit. Removed them.

Most of the PandaHalo section was also melodramatic speculation, so I trimmed that down.

Also removed the "Borb" and "Chris" sections. Yeah, they'll die. However, the sections were speculation pretty much exclusively. The article is, according to the intro, about how Chris copes with and responds to death, not about "This is how my uneducated ass thinks Bob will die".

Also rewrote some sentences for clarity. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 08:27, 22 January 2011 (PST)

== Patti's age ==

Do we have a reference to put up with when Patti was born? I'm just wondering how accurate 1988 was considering, if it was true, she would have had to be 18 when she died. With Patti's breed, with her living outdoors most of her life, and her probable diet of cheap dog food and human food.... it'd be extremely rare for a dog like that to live that long. While there are known cases of dogs living to be 27 and 28...they are rare. Beagle-spitz mixes (as are most beagle-anything mixes) are known to have an average life span of 10-12 years... 18 years would definitely be pushing it. Not saying it's not possible...just wondering where we got 1988 from. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:40, 28 January 2012 (PST)

== Chandler Cats ==

Do you think we should add any of the other deceased chandler cats like Pollo and Sorbet? Since they're both dead according to Chris as of summer 2018.

--[[User:PracticeBot13|PracticeBot13]] 12:27, 12 November 2018 (PST)

*Sure, go for it. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 22:54, 12 November 2018 (UTC)

== I think someone need to add Merge as well ==

I mean he told us that 3,5 billion people will end up getting rekt and, at the same time, he seems okay with that and even got saddened by the fact that we still haven't got a full-sized Resonance Cascade in our world.

:Good idea, feel free to add it. Btw, please sign your posts (press ~ four times at the end of your post). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:53, 18 April 2019 (UTC)

==Suicide==
Many people on the discord were discussing about Chris commiting suicide. I think a section on suicide would be worthwhile. It can have two sub-sections, one discussing about why he may commit suicide and another why he won't. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]])

:Sounds good. Suicide is touched on in the Chris himself section but, yeah, it could warrant its own section. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 18:09, 14 July 2020 (UTC)

== Cleanup ==

Most of the entries here are based on bombastic troll fabrications, like Ryan Cash committing suicide over the lack of Sonichu. Other entries are based on heavy troll manipulation - like Chris invoked 9/11 only because trolls planted the idea in his head and goaded him into it. Stuff like that, designed to make Chris look bad, waters down Chris's beliefs and attitudes on death. I think we could either delete those sections completely or just summarize them in a section that makes it clear troll manipulation was involved. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:07, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

:Ryan Cash's death is important due to how Chris reaced to it, his reaction to it wasn't fabricated though the death was. But for the 9/11 section I agree we should make it clear that it was a troll request and weren't Chris' true feelings towards the event. Sorry for the rollback, hit it by mistake.- [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 00:28, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

::A lot of the writing on the page is also very slanted. Like with Ryan's entry, it says Chris marveled at his power to incite suicide, but his words in the video are more neutral. Without the bombast, the takeaway from the troll scenarios is that Chris can be too blunt with the subject of death but he doesn't have ill intentions. So for the rewrite, maybe we keep the stuff involving the Chandler family and Simonla in section format, merge all troll scenarios into one Troll Deaths section that just talks about Chris's poor reactions in the context of being troll setups, and have another section for tragedies like 9/11. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:15, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

::: That's what I was thinking. Three sections Real life deaths, Troll deaths and something for the 9/11, titanic and the UVA girls death. - [[User:Klop|klop]] ([[User talk:Klop|talk]]) 11:18, 4 August 2020 (UTC)

==Pets section?==

I think that we should separate Chris's actual family members and his pets by making a pets section in this article. It doesn't make much sense to consider them family members here, and we could also use it as an opportunity to write in more detail about some of his deceased cats, and more recently the passing of Snoopy. [[User:Lez|Lez]] ([[User talk:Lez|talk]]) 03:06, 16 July 2021 (UTC)
*Sounds good. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:31, 16 July 2021 (UTC)

== Randy Stair ==

In the Suicide section, there's a paragraph about a plot involving Randy Stair. But it's missing sources. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:05, 25 September 2021 (UTC)

== Dated section ==

In the "The Chandlers face many issues" section, the list of concerns/counterarguments for Chris considering suicide is outdated since this was before the incest saga upended his life. Should this be updated, or maybe just removed altogether since it's rather speculative? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:26, 13 May 2023 (EDT)
:Decided to remove. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:46, 14 May 2023 (EDT)

== "Other tasteless responses" section? ==

I was going to do a writeup for how, in the [[Telling_It_To_All_of_You,_and_the_Hasbro_Executives_and_Staff|video about MLP G5 conspiracy theories,]] Chris claimed that the timing of the death of Hasbro CEO [[Wikipedia:Brian Goldner]] in October of 2021 was suspiciously soon before the 2022 invasion of Ukraine by Russia. Goldner actually died of prostate cancer, but, as you can see in the video, Chris doesn't finish reading his Wikipedia page until after suggesting that he may have been poisoned by Hasbro's Russian allies, [[Wikipedia:Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko|Litvinenko style]], and you can see Chris backpedalling a little after he realizes Goldner's death and the invasion were entirely unrelated. It called to mind to me the Yeardley Love incident from 2010, another tragic death Chris talked about gracelessly, but the section about her is gone and I don't know where both Love and Goldner would go, since neither were family, pets, imaginary friends, troll creations, or victims of terrorism. So I'm proposing a section for "Other tasteless responses" for a miscellaneous chronicling of Chris reacting to the deaths of celebs, strangers, and such in tactless or deranged ways.

[[User:Saltwatertaffy|Saltwatertaffy]] ([[User talk:Saltwatertaffy|talk]] 15:31, 30 July 2024 (EDT)

:Chris's mentions of Claire Hough and Morgan Harrington from [[The Place chats - Psychic Detective]] could be mentioned too, since he was claiming to talk to their spirits while role-playing as a psychic. What was tasteless about his comments on Love? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:19, 30 July 2024 (EDT)

:: Not so much his comments [[05142010|so much as using his fake-sympathy about her death]] to make himself look better. The way he phrases it, it sounds like he thinks the shock of him hearing about the murder was worse than the murder itself ("He deserves jail time and hard time... banging rocks, making license plates. So he can repay... debt to society for... the ''shock'' from this girl's murder.") It's not the meanest thing he's ever said, but it's definitely making it all about him. [[User:Saltwatertaffy|Saltwatertaffy]] ([[User talk:Saltwatertaffy|talk]] 12:38, 31 July 2024 (EDT)

:::I think it's too much of a stretch to put into a "tasteless" section. He says, "No accident. He should get a whole- he should get like 20 years in jail. That's what he deserves for that," so in that part he's saying the killer should be jailed for the killing act itself. The "shock" phrasing from after is a bit awkward but he says "debt to society", not to himself. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 21:10, 31 July 2024 (EDT)

::::I guess that's fair. Although without Love that just leaves us with three dead people he's claimed to spirit converse with (Goldner, Hough, and Harrington), so maybe a section on his tendency to put words into the mouths of real people who died tragically via spirit channeling? In the March 2024 video, Chris claimed to have spirit channeled Goldner and he apparently said exactly what Chris wanted to hear - that MLP G5 was Russian propaganda and he regretted ever making it.
::::For what it's worth, this was the section we had on Yeardley Love at the time it was removed in 2020:
[[Wikipedia: Murder of Yeardley Love|Yeardley Love]] (1987–2010)

Yeardley Love was a lacrosse player for [[University of Virginia|UVA]] who was murdered. Chris uploaded [[05142010|a video]] discussing the story (which he probably just saw on television for a few minutes), but didn't even bother to say her name. He also stated that the murderer should get 20 years in prison for the shock of the murder, which is twice his desired punishment for [[Tobacky|smoking]]. Later in the video, [[Chris and his Ego|he rerouted the subject towards himself]] and stated how everyone needed to be sympathetic of him and his autism and that he's not a bad man. In other words, he used the death of a girl he never knew in an attempt to make himself look good.
::::[[User:Saltwatertaffy|Saltwatertaffy]] ([[User talk:Saltwatertaffy|talk]] 23:40, 1 August 2024 (EDT)

:There's also [[Michael Jackson]]. Chris claimed an alt-dimension Jackson lived a few more years until dying the same way, then he made up some song lyrics and claimed that Jackson had written them. That's pretty tasteless. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:03, 2 August 2024 (EDT)

:: That too, yeah. [[User:Saltwatertaffy|Saltwatertaffy]] ([[User talk:Saltwatertaffy|talk]] 11:56, 3 August 2024 (EDT)

== Bob's ghost ==

What is the source for "In a 31 [[March 2012]] Facebook message, Chris expressed a desire for Bob's ghost to haunt the dreams of anyone who doesn't like him"? Don't see where Chris says this in [[March 2012 Facebook Posts]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:58, 29 August 2026 (EDT)
:Found it, it was from April 2012. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:44, 29 August 2026 (EDT)

Talk:Chris and death

2026-08-29T19:58:19Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Bob's ghost */ new section

Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History

2026-08-29T08:21:05Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

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{{quote|What made him this way? What is the attraction? What keeps us fascinated?

This is the story of Chris Chan.|The opening narration for the series. After Chris's [[Transgender|transition]], feminine pronouns are used instead.}}

[[File:ChrisChanACH1and85.png|thumb|The thumbnails for episodes 1 and 85, the first and last episodes of Season 1 of the series.]]

'''''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History''''' is an unofficial documentary webseries created by [[Geno Samuel]] and uploaded onto [[YouTube]], which began in [[February 2018]]. Most videos in the series are between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being the playback of Chris's own audio and video.

For research, Geno extensively reads both the [[CWCki]] and [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref>Description on ''Comprehensive History'' episodes''</ref> As both are [[Internet]] sources with their own biases into coverage of Chris,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Internet Exaggerations of Chris's Life]]</ref><ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Chris's Real Life Vs Portrayal on CWCki]]</ref> the bias also affects ''Comprehensive History'' itself. The series contains little original material (of which is primarily messages leaked by Geno which Chris had sent him),<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs]]</ref> in contrast to documentary efforts by other authors such as ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' and the aborted ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' which interviewed Chris and others.

''Comprehensive History'' covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the [[1980s]] to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]]. Currently running at 85 episodes, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the runtime for the documentary series is quite extensive at over two and a half days.<ref group = "note">More precisely: 2 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 4 seconds.</ref> The series went on hiatus after the release of Part LXXXV on 17 [[March 2024]], and is now slated to resume in November 2027 once the series' "remastered" editions are finished premiering weekly starting on 21 [[March 2026]].

The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder.<ref name=extent>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Extent of Coverage]]</ref> In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12ppz6g/has_anyone_made_a_list_of_genos_doc_parts_that/jgv9rt9/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/r4crn archive])</ref> Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/comment/jwyqxpr/ ([https://archive.ph/dkFxb archive])</ref>

==Overview==
The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, with a significant portion of the series (28 episodes) dedicated to [[Saga|the troll-influenced events of 2009 and 2010]] – trolls had prodded Chris into producing many calls and videos at the time, which the series utilizes for playback. Geno occasionally slips in dry, blunt observations over [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris's shortcomings]], along with summaries of how Chris's problems manifest themselves and worsen over time. Furthermore, he uses a deadpan tone of voice when discussing the absolute absurdities present in Chris's life, and he reads spelling errors precisely as they are written, which leads to some of the documentary's most humorous moments despite being a relatively snark-free overview of Chris's life. Nonetheless, the documentary often avoids taking sides on any given issue.

Geno's narration also reflects Chris's changes in identity throughout the series, [[Christopher's name change|initially referring to him as "Christopher" before changing it to "Christian" in the first episode]] and using masculine pronouns for the bulk of the show's run, eventually shifting over to [[Transgender|calling Chris "Christine" and using feminine pronouns]] by the time that the series reaches the events of late [[2014]], when Chris began to transition. However, Geno has used masculine pronouns in the context of referring to Chris's past antics, and also during Chris's extended period of being "[[Spirit possession|possessed]]" by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in most of [[2020]] and part of [[2021]]. Beginning with Episode 61, Geno began altering the theme music to represent the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Since the saga in question ended in Episode 62, Geno has said that it would be reverted back in Episode 63, although a distorted, reversed version of the theme has consistently played over the credits since then.<ref>https://youtu.be/W3K30u0T5gI?t=1091/</ref> Beginning with Episode 70, glitches have been introduced to the intro, with the severity of the distortion steadily increasing with every video. Episode 85 has no intro, instead featuring a black screen featuring the name of the episode and static that increases in volume in lieu of the intro music. It also ends with "End of Season 1", instead of the usual "End of Episode X".

The documentary series has inspired a considerable amount of new discussion related to Chris, which has predictably produced more [[Weening|weens]] who mistakenly think that "modern" Chris acts like he once did during the so-called "Classic Era" – much of the context behind trolling was never publicly released by Chris's trolls, making it appear as if many of Chris's actions during troll sagas were his own ideas.

The documentary itself eventually ended up being a part of Christory in a more direct fashion, as several people who would go on to interact with Chris either found out about him, or were influenced by, the series. Furthermore, Chris is aware of the series, and has commented on it several times over [[Twitter]] and [[YouTube]], usually expressing approval of Geno's attention to detail, but critiquing him on parts he found [[Honest Content|too graphic]].<ref name=p39>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 39]]</ref> After the series reached the point of Geno's involvement with Chris, he included DMs which Chris had with him.<ref>[[Geno Samuel DMs#Magi-Chan speaks to Geno]]</ref>

Despite his channel being demonetized, Geno has said that he does make money off the documentary.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Money]]</ref>

==History==
Geno attempted to monetize his GenoSamuel2 channel. On 13 [[June 2018|June of that year]], when it was his turn to be reviewed by YouTube staff for the monetization program, they instead issued community guideline strikes due to the clips of bullying featured in the videos, and as a result his channel was terminated.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/its_coming_cant_wait_for_the_new_material/enu9fug/</ref> Geno confirmed that he did send an appeal form, but YouTube never gave him his channel back. Fans reuploaded all of the episodes made prior to the strike and Geno created a new backup channel on YouTube where the series would be uploaded from then on.

A week later, Geno revealed on the backup channel he would be taking a long break from the videos, stating that he was getting tired of always having to have Chris in his mind when making the documentary. He said that he will continue working on them sometime near the end of the year.

On 3 [[January 2019]], he announced on his [[Twitter]] in the form of a teaser poster that the series would be coming back on 24 [[February 2019]], which also happens to be [[Chris's birthday|Chris's birthday]]. The new series contains updated audio, additional and corrected information and some modifications to prevent another takedown. He also mentioned that he would not be monetizing the videos out of respect.

Geno said that Chris knew of the original run of the series and approved of it.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyrkBzO-WY8&t</ref>

In [[July 2020]], Geno announced the series would go on hiatus again until [[August 2020|August]]; however, the series resumed slightly earlier than expected, as Part 41 premiered on 31 July.

On 14 September, Geno posted a message explaining why he decided to use feminine pronouns to refer to Chris beginning from Part 43:<ref>https://www.youtube.com/post/UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ [https://web.archive.org/web/20211002154846/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=UgyQY_S-ex_qB7nUns94AaABCQ (archive)]</ref>

{{quotebox|[[Sonic Boom Protests|CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS ARE NOT SHE/HER, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! GENO NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING REFERRING TO HIM AS A WOMAN AND CHANGE CHRIS’ GENDER BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!]] 
[[My Little Pony Protests|FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING ''CHRIS CHAN: A COMPREHENSIVE HISTORY'', UNTIL GENO WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS PRONOUNS BACK, NOW!!!]] 
[[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|Join My Group, FIX CHRIS CHAN’S PRONOUNS IMMEDIATELY, GENO!!!, and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!]] 
https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixCHRISCHANSpronounsImmediatelyGENO 
[[Christian Weston Chandler|This is what you sound like.]]

But seriously, yes, the transition happened, and has already caused an uproar which I doubt will subside. This would have happened anyway if I didn’t change it; I would have a different vocal minority yelling about it.
The change does not reflect my personal opinions, and even if they did, the star of the series’ name now would still be “Christine.” I must deal with the reality at hand. I started calling Christopher “Christian” [[Christopher's name change|when he wanted to be called that]], and now I just started referring to her as a woman with the name of “Christine.” The video series should not be seen as a voice of reason, or as a preacher with a message. It is an opportunity to give Chris a voice, and to offer a better understanding of her thoughts through the very many experiences meticulously documented in her life. It is up to you to make whatever you want with the information given. As the [[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient]] [[Cherokian Clan|Indian]] proverb goes, “[[Pmurt|It is what it is.]]”}}

In light of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] reveal, Geno, like everyone else, was utterly flabbergasted by the extremely dark turn that Christory took.<ref>https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1421139988138188804</ref> Geno then announced, via his [[Patreon]], that the series would be taking an extended hiatus following the release of Episode 59 (prior to the incest leaks, he had originally planned to take the hiatus when reaching Episode 60). He explained that he felt that it would be potentially tasteless and exploitative to continue the series immediately after Chris's appalling actions came to light, so he informed his patrons that he would not be completing and releasing new episodes of the series until early 2022.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/stopping-now-54330974</ref> However, Geno chose not to postpone Episode 59 itself, which he released the day after the incest leaks.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0</ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], Geno was featured on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcmxOGYGF51T1XsqQLewGtQ TrashTaste], a podcast featuring a group of anime YouTubers, thereby exposing Chris to millions of weebs everywhere. In the podcast Geno expressed his desire to also follow his other passions, not wanting to be known as "The Chris Chan guy". When asked how many episodes were possibly left, he replied <q>maybe another 10 episodes</q>. He also said <q>if the opportunity arises… if I can get something done with Netflix, this could be a stepping stone.</q><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FciJamr2z1Q</ref>

On 24 [[February 2022]], Part LX (60) was released, ending the series' 208-day hiatus.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY</ref>

Following Episode 85's release in March 2024, Geno took another hiatus, estimating it at a year or longer.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/part-85-future-100522229</ref>

In 2025, the GenoSamuel2 channel was renamed to ''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History'', to reflect the channel's focus on CCACH. Geno would also later announce the re-remaster of the series. With each episode getting a newly remastered version. These episodes would begin to release weekly starting 21 March 2026, with each old episode being unlisted when the remastered version was published. The remastered episodes would contain some amount of new content, mostly including extra details.

===Credit claims===
In his video descriptions, Geno credits both the [[CWCki]] and [[Kiwi Farms]] for use in research.

Contrarily, on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] and Kiwi Farms, Geno has falsely claimed that he does not read the CWCki,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/x095dl/me_seeing_that_the_cwcki_is_still_down/im8tsz5/ ([https://archive.fo/wgEG7 archive])</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-a-comprehensive-history.39396/page-236 ([https://archive.fo/ER5EW archive])</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16k7zv2/chris_chan_a_comprehensive_history_part_79/k11qgk6/ ([https://archive.fo/AmW4I archive])</ref> while sometimes contradicting himself by following up that he does use its chronology pages to keep track of events.

However, in some episodes of his series, Geno has screen-recorded content from the CWCki's chatlog pages, while summarizing portions of the text in his narration. Examples include his Episodes 60,<ref>https://youtu.be/dBN4_57TuMY?t=1290</ref> 61,<ref>https://youtu.be/40wYDbcfYEg?t=1280</ref> and 78,<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=2120</ref> which respectively use CWCki's formatted transcripts of [[Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein chat]], [[The Bad Beginning]], and [[User:Anaxis/The Place Chats#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place]].

=== April Fool's jokes ===
[[File:Donald Trump - A Comprehensive History.PNG|thumb|200px|Some of the altered episode names and thumbnails]]
[[File:ChrisGenoAprilFoolsReaction.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's complaint to Geno about the 2021 April Fool's joke.]]
Occasionally, Geno will play a prank involving the series on 1 April.

On 1 [[April 2021]], Geno commemorated April Fool's Day by changing the title of the series to ''[[Pmurt|Donald Trump: A Comprehensive History]]'', and altered the thumbnails of every video in the series to include images of him.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210401070110/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2021]</ref> The content of the videos themselves, however, remained unchanged. Chris did not take kindly to this, privately messaging Geno over Twitter to complain about the alteration.

On 1 [[April 2022]], Geno did another April Fool's Day joke by changing his username to Tekken Time Bomb and swapping all of the titles and thumbnails of the videos with clickbait on subjects unrelated to Chris, renaming the playlist "Freshest Videos".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20220401133734/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm WayBack Machine: 1 April 2022]</ref> Nonetheless, the titles and thumbnails all cleverly alluded to details discussed in the videos themselves.

On 1 [[April 2023]], Geno uploaded what appeared to be [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWoYB0ppLk Part LXXIV (74)], which began as one would expect it to begin, however it took a sharp turn, revealing it to be an April Fools joke and showing a plotline imagining Chris realising that the Dimensional Merge was a delusion and Dimension 197 didn't exist, selling all his toys and video games and getting a job at a local Target, followed by him leaving the Internet and eventually marrying. It ended with a major-key version of the ''Comprehensive History'' theme song and a "THE END" card. Photoshops and AI-generated audio of Chris and [[Ben Saint]] were used to create the illusion. The video was temporarily unlisted when Geno had received privacy complaints over including a name he had forgotten to censor, and he edited the video to blur it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/128hgu8/new_geno_episode_dropped/jenguc6/ ([https://archive.fo/pCmyH archive])</ref> The real Part 74 was later uploaded on the 17th.

On 1 [[April 2024]], Geno streamed a video titled "Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview". The video simply contained a countdown timer that reset every time it hit zero, with a short clip of Chris incomprehensively singing at the end, taken from his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series of videos at the very end.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MITx-WvKJjI Geno Samuel - Chris Chan Interview]</ref> Geno also released an April Fool's Day version of the documentary's theme music on his own channel.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOVX2ttWLXQ Geno Samuel - CWC's Theme (April Fools' Version)]</ref>

===Remastered cut===
Geno stated a plan to produce a remaster of the series, saying in a r/ChrisChanSonichu thread on August 2023 that plans "includes fixing mistakes, putting stuff in that I missed before, and even cutting some stuff out if it's really unnecessary" and that it "would be released in the same multipart format on Rumble".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15un9rc/what_are_some_things_geno_samuel_has_either/jwz2gaq/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/yrrq4 archive])</ref> During a live stream, Geno also said the remastered cut will also be uploaded onto YouTube.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ouMAzhFwCw</ref>.

These remastered episodes would begin releasing weekly on 21 March 2026. Each contains a bit more content than the older versions. Mostly focused on having more elaborate detail and including bits and pieces of Christory that were left out in the previous version(s).

During the release of the remastered episodes on YouTube, Geno encountered issues with YouTube's automatic [[AI]] take down system. The remaster of Part 12 was taken down twice in the same day due to URLs displayed on screen. He reuploaded a censored version a week later. The remaster of Part 20 was also taken down upon release because of email addresses shown on screen of a [[Mailbag]]. He reuploaded a censored version four hours later.

==Bias==
Contrary to Geno's claim,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/comment/kdat49l/ ([https://archive.fo/wjRuh archive])</ref> the series is not free of bias. Coverage of individuals associated with Chris varies at Geno's discretion, including the use of censorship on material involving them. These include:

*[[The WCT]], who was in contact with Geno and requested not to be doxed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (SamuellyGenie)#Names]]</ref> In response, Geno censored screenshots of The WCT to conceal his avatars and usernames for use in his series, using "WCT" instead of his usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/zk0k8xlxL_Y?t=988</ref> In addition, when using audio in which The WCT had spoken, such as [[Taser Discussion]], Geno modified it to pitch-shift his voice higher.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w&t=1287s</ref>
*[[Fiona Cooper]], who did not request to be censored. However, Geno chose to apply censorship anyway, citing he did it to avoid giving Fiona exposure due to her "having mental health problems from her involvement with Chris already".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1cqxv9k/reminder_that_chris_rejected_this_woman_who_was/l3vlhc9/ ([https://archive.fo/HfL8Z archive])</ref> She is referred to as "The Suitress", which was an alias [[User:PsychoNerd054|one of the jerkops]] had created during August 2021 in a separate attempt to censor Fiona for the CWCki (which has since been lifted).<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/The Blind Observers and a Snoo#The "Suitress Policy"]]</ref> In his series, Geno censors imagery of Fiona, as well as screenshots of her chatting, using "The Suitress" instead of her usernames.<ref>https://youtu.be/V3VHaZZr8Uc?t=1894</ref>
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], who stated in the [[Regarding Chris]] chat from July 2021 that she did not want to be part of Geno's series.<ref>[[Regarding Chris#Bella Wants to Talk to Geno Samuel]]</ref> However, Geno chose to use her imagery and name anyway. In his Episode 85, Geno superimposed the chat comments from Regarding Chris over footage of himself grinning.<ref>https://youtu.be/XXHMhjZ-kEk?t=2533</ref>

In late 2023, Geno began selling knock-off Sonichu medallions, as well as Chris-themed items, without Chris's approval.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref><ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref> This resulted in criticism of Geno by members of the CWC community. One example is a user who wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Good documentaries, don’t fuck around and shit stir, in an effort for what? Attention? More episodes? Honestly, the medallion comes off as tacky, and the whole thing reeks of desperation. You can’t have a documentary, and claim it’s unbiased, while interfering with your subject. It makes both you, and your work, biased.}}

Geno was dismissive, replying with, "Simply making the doc has already gotten attention from Chris which prompted her to retcon her past. Christory has already been interfered with."<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kdb7in7/ ([https://archive.fo/8FzR6 archive])</ref>

==Omissions==
Geno has at times made omissions to the series. In response to a question on the matter, Geno gave episode 66 as an example and stated:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/wun7mu/about_the_doc/ilb5j3f/?context=3 ([https://archive.ph/EvOjj archive])</ref>

{{quote|Just for Part 66, I didn't include a whole period of time when Chris was obsessing over [[Bowsette]], and created a backstory for her which stated she was the child that resulted from Bowser raping Princess Peach. I didn't address it because it was a secluded period and was never addressed in the future. I tend to leave in things that I know will be featured later on, such as the development of the [[Dimensional Merge]] rhetoric, which is important enough to go over in more detail at least once. Once an event or idea is mentioned in the doc, I would go over it in lesser detail later on so as not to repeat myself too much.}}

==Mentions by Chris==
In [[June 2018]], three days after the series had been removed from YouTube after Geno's termination, Chris posted on [[Twitter]] that he had no involvement in the removal:<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Not responsible for Geno Samuel's termination]]</ref>
{{quotebox|People have been asking me if I took down a YouTube documentary series by Geno Samuel. I had nothing to do with that and hope Geno and his fanbase can recover swiftly from this incident.}}

In [[August 2019]], Chris, while in his phase of role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]], began "binge-listening" to the series<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref> (suggesting that, like with the [[Sachumo]] documentary, Chris couldn't bear to actually watch the videos). Chris would make comments on the videos as Magi-Chan via Twitter, and as himself in YouTube's comment section.

Chris's interest in the series continued after his phrase of role-playing as Magi-Chan ended, eventually watching the series as opposed to just listening.

*"quite curious, when you think about it, from the ''Animal Crossing'' Video, Christine calls for ''Sonic Heroes'' being GameCube exclusive; she gave premonition to the Nintendo-Exclusive ''Sonic'' titles."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165329837071962117</ref>

*He noted exactly which cartoons and games [[Megan Schroeder]] had introduced him to over a decade prior "just for the record and Megan's reference", those being ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' and ''Tekken'' OC Yoshimitsu, also saying he'd been a fan of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' before meeting Megan.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*"You made me laugh when you stiltedly read, 'You don't have to tell me twice. But back in the Stone Age...' Just simply how you said it cracked me up. Reminder, the end of that joke is, '...you Really needed to tell them twice'; you couldn't get it through their heads at all."<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1165401077619073024</ref>

*Chris viewed his past [[homos|homophobia]] with regret.<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1166479203585466368</ref>

*Chris commented on Part 24 in YouTube's comment section, claiming that he had known [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll, among other dubious remarks:

{{quotebox|I remember those times, and it was cringing to hear myself drone ON and ON just in thinking he was going to clear those ads from my old website. [[Lie|Subconsciously, I had always Known he and his crew were Trolling me the whole time]], and it showed in how I reacted later on. And, yet, while partly oblivious, I Was Trolling Alec At the time. And I take no shame in it, because he was Trolling Me. I saw through his charade and showed it in how he treated everyone in my few pages, as he had already done, and worse, in his pages. It only added fuel to the nobility of pulling the plug on the [[Cwcipedia]] to save myself, my arts, and my peoples and family, he from the shit I was having to deal with from those bastards. [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]] were strong within me in the later part of this video. And they have only gotten stronger over the years into now, despite my having the many more trials to endure and learn from.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o&lc=UgxvWUOajowz_kPacNd4AaABAg Link to video], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20191023182218/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://youtu.be/1ffLGSfQf8o archive.org's screenshot of the comments section.]</ref>}}

*Chris tweeted on Part 31, about the [[100 2270]] video he filmed on 7 October 2010:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1236699315302797312</ref>

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris watches CCCS Part 31.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This Part, starting from 16:30, I forgot I made this video. It was soo Stupid, it is genuinely hilarious.

Rolling on the floor laughing

I guess it was in the high-energetic, loud voice I used that day to imitate Liquid Chris. ALOL!

“yamosexual”? Get ready for a meme of that word.}}

In summer 2020, during Chris's phase of [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris continued watching the series.

About Part 38, Chris tweeted about the goofy facial expressions he had made in [[Message for John Kyle]]<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary]]</ref>.

{{Quoteboxyellow|I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.

[[File:Derp1.jpg|200px]]

And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”

[[File:Derp2.jpg|200px]]}}

About Part 39, an angry Chris complained about Geno reading an e-mail from the [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]] collection in which Chris had privately talked about [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|shoving his own penis into his buttcrack]]. He also whined about Geno's coverage of the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey! Firstly, that door to the bathroom downstairs was unable to close at all back in 2013 and early ‘14. Second, Why the Hell would you read that personal shit about [[Mama]] with [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014#Chris fucks himself|the penis thing]]? [[God complex|Oh, My Chris Chan]]! Why did [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] have to be such a literal [[Troll]] to totally expose these things when they were shared with her in strictest confidence? “Kim Wilson”, if that is even your real name at this point, Mama may forgive you to an extent, but I, Sonichu, am truly insulted by this shit stunt you’ve pulled with her trust in betrayal over the years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg</ref>}}

On 22 [[August 2020]], Chris (as Sonichu) said that he would do commentary on the series at a later date.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#Comprehensive History]]</ref>

About Part 42, Chris commented on the [[Brushfire Video]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, when Mama recorded that putting out the fire video, she and Barb were literally still recovering from the house fire earlier that year. Sight of fire gave Mama a whole bunch of PTSD for the number of years.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc&lc=UgwK8W6anDfgeWo3YGR4AaABAg</ref>}}

About Part 44, Chris thanked Geno for referring to him with his preferred pronouns, as the series had entered the point where Chris began [[Transgender|transitioning to female]].

{{quoteboxyellow|Finally, you got the pronoun right with Mama Chris Chan; thanks, Geno. Better late than never. 😊⚡️<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c&lc=Ugzapm793HOq50Jjq7p4AaABAg</ref>}}

After the Sonichu spirit possession ended, Chris still commented on videos- albeit as Chris himself, once more.

About Part 52, Chris commented on his distaste of [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and the predictions he made.

{{quotebox|I predicted how horribly Trump was going to do. Who was right all along? Me. ⚡️💙⚡️
Trump was a Mean King, and he did not get our votes then or again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw&lc=UgwYOZd_fR_CdoQ_K-l4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 54, Chris made a [[Random-access humor|joke]] regarding the episode's Roman numbering (LIV).
{{quotebox|Part LIVe! On the Internet!<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI&lc=UgzA39cP4b-MEVr78AN4AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}

About Part 56, Chris promoted the as-of-yet unreleased next episode of the series, claiming it would cover the events of the [[Idea Guys]] saga.
{{quotebox|Tune in next video for Idea Guy, Johnson Wiles, and Stephen Boyd, or that, among which, is chronicled in “Awakening of a CPU”.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg&lc=Ugx3w3o9-QZT0EL3Tb54AaABAg&ab_channel=GenoSamuel2.1</ref>}}
Part 57 did not, in fact, bring up the Idea Guys. They eventually made their first appearance only by Part 59.

In his 100k subscriber Q&A special uploaded in December of 2020, Geno answered a question Chris had posted from the CwcvilleGuardian account. Roleplaying as Sonichu, Chris asked what Geno believed to be the draw of himself and life story.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcGzQrkKHo0</ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Geno. I, Sonichu, offer a sentiment of support and kind thoughts in response to this. Congratulations, Dude. But I do have a question, as well (feel free to get really Metaphysical about it; break your own fourth walls). Given every single possibility between this and all other dimensions in this Omega timeline set we live in, including that Mama Chris Chan, herself, being the OC of OCs, could also have been [[Messiah complex|a creator of all Original Creators, including yourself]], if not that one major influential aspect, What do you feel is the most significant factor that attracts everyone's attention, including yourself, to her?

In short, What do You feel and think is the attraction; what makes you fascinated about Chris Chan?}}

Geno answered Chris's inquiry at 1:10:28 as the final question of the video, stating that he found it fascinating due to how it cannot be replicated today and how Chris and various trolls created an entire fantasy world which Chris lived – and continues to live – in:

{{quoteboxnavy|The attraction is that the story of Chris Chan came about during a very interesting time on the internet: of course, because this could not technically really happen in real life as much as it did here. It was a difficult time on the internet where it was kinda like a Wild West situation, where there was a lot more focused on trolling and bullying and saying whatever the hell you want without any consequences. And people were getting in touch with the internet and posting videos and showing themselves off online a lot, without maybe understanding the consequences of what bad things might happen to them. You know, all the bullying that Chris took from the trolls, it's like a wonderful mix of belief in self mixed in with trolls' ambitions to work against or for that belief – to create this sort of fictional universe for Chris. Which [[Idea Guys|Chris ended up believing wholeheartedly]], recently. It's a product of its time, really. You can't really replicate it these days – because I think the internet has now a lot more safeguards against this sort of carry-on. And Chris is a very unique individual. I think you might know that very well. He's very unique, a product of his own upbringing and of his own [[autism]]. And that's what keeps me fascinated. It's almost like a fictional universe created artificially in a real life universe, you might say. Um, and I can understand how this can get really metaphysical because I kinda feel like the trolls and Chris kinda helped each other to create this fictional universe for each other. Though some people believed in it a lot more than others. And that's – I think – a big reason why Sonichu/Christine might think the same way about being the, uh, "creator" of real creations, because they are alive in a sense. If you believe in it, they are alive – the characters. You might treat them as alive to an extent. I think it's a bit too much to say that they do exist in an alternate dimension – I don't believe in that at all – but they do exist as much as you want them to exist. It's all up to you. It's all up to the human mind – each individual brain – what you think. It's all up to you – whether you want to improve yourself, or whether you want to go down this path or that path, whether you want to listen to your [[Mary Lee Walsh|superiors]] or not. It really is all up to you – and your world is whatever you want to make of it. Be it intentionally want to make of it or unintentionally want to make of it, consciously or subconsciously. And that's the story of why I find it fascinating.}}

In July 2021, [[The WCT]] and Chris discussed the series and potential upcoming episodes. Chris believed that "[[Spirit possession|the ten and a half months when Sonichu Prime and I were body-swapped]]" would be one of the last sagas people would find entertaining.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Bismuth and Geno]]</ref>

According to [[Don Lashomb]], Chris planned to collaborate with Geno and make audio commentary for every episode of the series.

{{clear}}

==Episodes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Part
!align="left"|Link
!align="left"|Year(s)
!align="left"|Event timeline
!align="left"|Ending Monologue
|-
|1
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx5tFz-9uuQ Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4 Original])
|1982-2000
|[[1980s#1982|Birth]] to his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]].
|''"Christian's time at high school is still thought of fondly by him, recalling his sweet memories of creating artistic projects for class and frequently hanging out with his gal pals, all of which were abruptly ended with that gloomy, rainy, graduation. But with the end of high school came the promise of a new world in college, a chance for new friends, new experiences, and the first steps to a brighter future."''
|-
|2
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDTPq939JKI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3QMqssyBwQ Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPdcWbBbUtY Original])
|2000-2004
|Enrollment in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] to the [[autism papers]].
|''"After the evaluation, Chris carried on with life much like before, with neither him nor his parents making any significant effort to change his ways. But Christmas was soon approaching, and maybe Santa would bring him a girlfriend like he wished, who could right all his wrongs and change his life for the better."''
|-
|3
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWGDaBYGns Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxWLdbRv7Uo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt-vXrZvQ20 Original])
|2004-2006
|[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|C-Mas 2004]] to Chris's graduation from PVCC.
|''"Now that Christian received his qualification, this made him more likely to get a job and advance his life towards building up a career doing what he loved. And possibly even realizing his wish for the Sonichu franchise to become a dignified reality, making his dream come true."''
|-
|4
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoKs2PWCgRI Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNxhKpigzY Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GiiN4XYfJQ Original])
|2006-2007
|Release of [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] to [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Chris's message]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
|''"With this recent upsurge in interest for Chris, he had the ability to raise awareness for his cause and maybe even take proper action to prevent further trolling. Or better yet, if he took better care of his online presence, he could have made all of this fade away."''
|-
|5
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwUgzdwqcU&t=2730s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxW4-_mCo-I Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2007-2008
|Chris finally caving into [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|editing his ED page]] to the [[Sonichu Game Talk]] video.
|''"Christian's newfound infamy brought him much stress and hardship, with him hardly being able to cope with the constant barrage of trolling, getting ever more challenging to discern what was false and what was true; what was an advice and what was an insult. But he still had his principles, his dreams, and ambitions, to see himself through the most trying period of his life."''
|-
|6
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzPV8BXA1II Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u2TUWXQehM Revised and Censored]) ([https://drive.google.com/file/d/1SdolXySgEUPAatIUWEOKStXuqjzaYBE9/view?usp=sharing Revised and Uncensored]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9Z_tXdRKI Original])
|2008
|Chris [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|emailing]] [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] about porn to the desecration of his [[Medallions#Mark 1 (and decoy)|medallion]].
|None
|-
|7
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUrNMVRwIBA Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOnVFhqvUNM Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylhPXIXBTIE Original])
|2008-2009
|Chris [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] to the [[Jason Kendrick Howell message]].
|''"With the trolls' moves and behavior becoming predictable, Chris might have had the sense to ignore them as he had stated before, and not fuel the fire. He knew that the trolls only craved attention and would grow in tenacity once noticed. The one calling himself Clyde Cash would prove to be no different."''
|-
|8
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6eL5MvupJ4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6saw-Ik0o Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWSWmgqz8ok Original])
|2009
|[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] to the Australian brushfires of [[2009]].
|''"On February 7th, raging bushfires began to spread across the Australian state of Victoria, eventually killing nearly 200 people. Even though she was known to be living in the state of South Australia, Chris believed that Sarah may have been lost to the fire."''
|-
|9
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ax86qZoX0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WisyzQW9BYU Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pgO5MwN0pM Original])
|2009
|[[CWC Update 8 February 2009]] to Chris preparing for [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral.
|''"After he left the chat, Christian began preparing for his Aunt Corrina's funeral, and his eventual trip into uncertainty awaiting him in Cleveland, Ohio. Without a doubt, this would prove to be the most trying birthday of his life."''
|-
|10
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSBWZWBdNl8 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjCsNGBKUo Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrODxoJKRz0 Original])
|2009
|Aunt Corrina's funeral to [[Robert Simmons V]]'s [[Church audio|church visit]].
|''"After he let go of his dependence on conversing online with possible trolls, Christian's life seemed to have taken a turn for the better. But while his relationship with Emily looked promising, he was blissfully unaware of her true motives, and the mysterious scheme to steal her away from him."''
|-
|11
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N3d3ve9l-s Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tUU9ytpY8 Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3YzUZN2Hog Original])
|2009
|[[Apology to Emily]] to [[YouTube Finale]].
|''"As it has been shown that Chris hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that he would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
|-
|12
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L3kp1wsKis Current] ([https://youtube.com/watch?v=cd-8ld-ZCo0 Revised and Censored]) ([https://archive.org/details/chris-chan-a-comprehensive-history-part-12 Revised and Uncensored]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je0IuVlvdug Original])
|2009
|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica#1 April 2009|ED's 2009 April Fools' Day prank]] to the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!#cwcville.com_(April_–_May_2009)|cwcville.com]].
|''"The recent burst of attention Christian had gotten was unfortunately not because of Sonichu, but rather his own unconventional actions. In any case, he paid little attention to the thousands of eyes watching him and he simply carried on with his life, undoubtedly set to encounter more trolls, sweethearts, challenges, and challengers."''
|-
|13
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abvn--Dl4I Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDffEuoQDtM Revised]) ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8mpA_fSzcc Original])
|2009
|[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] to [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to detach himself from the reputation that has haunted him for years, the trolls remained relentless, sucking him back into their universe. And now, Christian was locked in a fierce battle with his worst enemy: himself."''
|-
|14
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQaHAHOdR4 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3-bD2Wyaec Original])
|2009
|[[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] to [[Liquid Chris]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|revealing]] Chris's [[Ian Brandon Anderson|"real" name]].
|''"As Chris remained locked in battle, he came to terms with the possibility that the trolls whom he hated so may well become his saving grace. The extensive documentation of his activities, in his mind, made it clear that there could be only one true Christian Weston Chandler, and whether he wanted it or not, they had become part of his life and would forever stay with him every step of the way."''
|-
|15
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwStFw9iCio Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EdNmDVOQow Original])
|2009
|[[C.W.C. - Thank You :)]] to [[LOOK at the truth!]].
|''"With the battle of the Chrises still seemingly raging on, Christian was trying his hardest to take back his life. Which, despite its many flaws, regrets, and troubled past, it was rightfully his and his alone."''
|-
|16
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AblfhJYgOX0 Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzh_z6-097g Revised and Censored]) ([https://archive.org/details/GenoSamuel2.1/Chris+Chan+-+A+Comprehensive+History+-+Part+16.mp4 Original])
|2009
|Chris's ''circa'' August 2009 meeting with [[Kim Wilson]] and [[Kacey]] at Applebee's to [[Kacey Call 4]].
|''"Despite his best efforts to shake the trolls off his tail, they refused to let go. And even though he continued to play tricks on them in an attempt to fool them, Christian was no match for the organization, persistence, and cunning of the trolls."''
|-
|17
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc0j-ljg0vw Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBkuKp6OjUo Original])
|2009
|Chris's [[September 2009]] [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|death threat]] to [[Vivian Gee]] to [[Kacey Call 21]].
|''"Little did Chris know, but the encouragements and advice he was getting from his supposed friends was all designed to make him look like a fool. It seemed like there was nowhere he could turn, where he could find help and support, and even if he were to find it, perhaps it would be too late."''
|-
|18
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrtOFjjc1TA Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzlFJxKLBO0 Original])
|2009
|[[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers|Final installment]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Chris's interview with Larry Bundy Jr.]] to [[To Clyde Gregg#Another One for Clyde Gregg|Another One for Clyde Gregg]].
|''"With both the trolls and Christian intensifying their efforts to antagonize each other, the trolls became characters in a story, a story in which they were the villains and Chris was the hero. In Chris's mind, the trolls only made his comic book world of heroes vs. evil foes become a reality, a reality he all too readily embraced."''
|-
|19
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTCeONkSUTA Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1qDg0Vmp2g Original])
|2009
|Chris opening his "[[YouTube#ClydeGreggCashMays (October 2009 – November 2009)|ClydeGreggCashMays]]" account on YouTube to the [[Father Call]].
|None
|-
|20
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZaR-81fYlc Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2MM9Aetv0 Original])
|2009
|[[11042009 51 50|Chris's 51 bicep curl video]] to the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]].
|''"As another sweetheart saga drew to a close, Christian displayed a remarkable bouncing-back of spirits, urging others to make the Sonichu franchise a dignified reality, like he had done so for much of his adult life. Which only reassured trolls that his life was a seemingly endless, repeating cycle, and that there was always room for another nemesis and another boyfriend-free girl to come along."''
|-
|21
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNN5vqWTU-Q Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXE7QZntZtU Original])
|2009
|[[Prank calls#Failed Prank Call|Failed Prank Call]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 13]].
|''"Chris seemed to have become revitalized with energy, completing another Sonichu issue and continuing to believe in troll-induced dreams of fame and popularity. But as the dust was settling from the conclusion of Liquid Chris saga, there was someone else rising into Christian's field of vision, challenging his life choices, world views, and what it means to be a Sonichu."''
|-
|22
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngth9_XfBuk Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38EZ7I8c-A Original])
|2009-2010
|[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]] to [[14 January 2010|01142010.MOV]].
|''"With the rise of Asperchu, Christian began seeing Alec Benson Leary as his arch-nemesis of that time, effectively replacing Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash before him, showing that he had not learned from his mistakes and past actions, and practically guaranteed that he was destined to repeat them."''
|-
|23
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UyQI2IgLOY Current] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FB0hHfrk0 Original])
|2010
|[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]] to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]].
|''"As another creator managed to converse about the creative process with Chris, his peculiar attachment to his characters was made crystal clear. CWCville had become more than a hobby, more than an ambitious dream of stardom, even more than a way to live out his fantasies. In Christian's mind at least, it had become a tangible reality, inhabited by living, breathing cartoon characters, for as he had stated before, Chris was truly young at heart."''
|-
|24
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ffLGSfQf8o Current]
|2010
|[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] to Chris answering [[Mailbag 52]].
|''"Despite Alec's best effort to make Christian aware of Sonichu's damning legal issues, it seemed that everyone except Chris knew that Sonichu could never truly come to fruition. As it was, in essence, an extension of its creator, an amalgam of ideas taken from various pop culture sources, existing in a nonsensical fantasy world, destined to fail."''
|-
|25
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5GgVLk2Tio Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] to the release of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].
|''"Christian's hypocrisy, as highlighted many times by Alec, was on full display again, brutally murdering those to whom he had complained about the graphic violence of their own comics. It would seem that Alec's efforts to change his ways were for naught, as the delivered justice as seen by Chris would only create more conflict in his real life and turn more people away from him. For while he was living his fantasy life as a hero, he failed to realize that in the real world, he was letting himself become the villain."''
|-
|26
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_fOd7pFc4 Current]
|2010
|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9]] to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV]].
|''"As it has been shown that he hardly ever learned from his mistakes, it should come as no surprise that Chris would eventually return to YouTube. To broadcast his daily life, to express his love for his sweetheart, to threaten the trolls, to refuel the fire."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a slightly-reworded copy of the one from Episode 11.'''
|-
|27
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxYfdJxqY_M Current]
|2010
|[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]] to [[Greene County Conspiracy]].
|''"With his recent outbursts concerning his mistreatment in Greene County, the falsified Sonichu issue, and his stubborn stance against Asperger's Syndrome, it appeared that Chris was desperately trying to cling to his version of reality in order to escape the depressing truth: that he was still a virgin with a desperate desire for a mate. And since he no longer fled into his comics for comfort, he had to learn how to fend for himself, in a world not his own."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cthb7G-pU Current]
|2010
|[[05142010|Yeardley Love video]] to [[JenkinsJinkies]]' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|conversation with Clyde]].
|''"As he distanced himself from YouTube, he began returning to his old tricks of attempting to attract women in public. And even though he claimed to not pay attention to trolls, he would continue coming back, proving that no matter how much his environment or the people around him may change, there was one thing that always stayed the same: Chris."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9tkCwNaX-A Current]
|2010
|Chris's [[McIntire Park#Independence Day Sighting|4 July 2010 visit]] to [[McIntire Park]] to [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]].
|''"With Chris's return to YouTube, he felt that he had the upper hand to the trolls, but was in fact unknowingly following their instructions, acting just as they had expected. However, Christian was about to enact a scheme that he believed would surely get the best of his foes, once and for all."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjr6JgWWkV0 Current]
|2010
|[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]] to [[Jackie E-mails 16]].
|''"With his relationship with Jackie still holding steady and promising, the introduction of an ex-boyfriend provided a new foe in Chris's life, which encouraged him to release his inner emotions in video form once again, adding more excitement to his internet presence. For while he may not have been aware, the trolls were the screenwriters of his life, inserting love interests and villains as they wished, in order to entertain a very peculiar audience of a man unwittingly starring in his own show."''
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|31
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdA9A8h_oYQ Current]
|2010
|[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]] to [[A Public Announcement for Congress]].
|''"As he edged closer to entering the third decade of his life, Christian was seemingly putting in more a creative effort than ever before, showing exactly what motivated him. A chance to lose one of the things he loathed the most, a thing that he felt cursed him but also defined him: his innocence."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQwREsoM3oc Current]
|2010
|[[Pregnant Act]] to [[ToJackie]].
|''"Despite how Jackie treated him, to Chris, she was his best chance at fulfilling his desire to lose his virginity and refused to let her go. Though Christian realized that her instructions for his videos were often very demanding and unreasonable, he didn't have much hope for finding someone else, and tried desperately to convince her that she would be the one, in spite of, or perhaps because of, his flaws."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4ETdYm6tg Current]
|2010
|[[Jackie E-mails 20]] to [[100 2357.MOV]].
|''"His most recent correspondences with Jackie made it clear that the troll behind that persona made great effort to make Christian realize that he was to be more responsible of himself if he wanted to change for the better, and that his main source of support, Rocky Shoemaker, only further encouraged his current way of life. No matter how great or small the possible changes he could make, Chris felt great discomfort, and was reluctant to take his life into his own hands."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKXtK2SqanQ Current]
|2010 - 2011
|[[Jackie E-mails 23]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]].
|''"While Chris's coming out as a Tomgirl may have come as a shocking surprise to many observers, the signs were obvious to those who watched him the closest. Many theorized that his curious case of homophobia was due to his own repressed desires, stifled by his conservative household. And for those who wished to delve deep into his past, Chris's future changes in identity should come as no surprise at all."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJzngZrtp04 Current]
|2011
|Creation of the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum to [[The Red-Maned Deer]].
|''"With Chris's recent re-emergence back into the internet spotlight, trolls and onlookers felt like they were experiencing a return of old norms: yet another sweetheart saga alongside another ploy to defeat the trolls. But little did anyone know, his colorful online presence would be suddenly cut short by a tragic event that would drastically change Chris's life."''
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|36
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqLWF_iWns Current]
|2011
|[[Kaka Makeup Basics]] to the [[Rocky Shoemaker call]].
|''"With his father's death, for the most part, trolls decided to leave Chris completely alone and not intrude in his affairs, silencing his online world. But his run-ins with the law caused many eyes to turn their gaze back onto him, and whether he was conscious of it or not, Christian would soon show that the internet spotlight was too alluring for him to stay away for good."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx2CgXqdxMw Current]
|2012
|Chris's [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January 2012]] [[Facebook]] posts to the [[28 October 2011|July 2012 settlement]] of the Michael Snyder case.
|''"As his frequent court appearances subsided, Christian showed no sign of stopping to express his hatred against the owner of The GAMe PLACe, or his burning desire to escape his current real-life situation. For him, the social media site Facebook offered an easy way to voice his innermost thoughts to his friends and foes, and continued to do so, because despite what he had been told, he felt that his constant monologuing and reaching out to others offered him an avenue to some of his most sought-after things: love and validation."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBOyq64x8yk Current]
|2012-2013
|''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'' to Chris's [[September 2013 Facebook Posts|September 2013 Facebook posts]] about Lego minifigs.
|''"Without much interaction from other real-life people, Christian's imagination took over, fueling his unquenchable rage for the people who he saw as his enemies. Even when his friends tried to convince him otherwise, he refused to let go of the idea that he was a widely-persecuted figure, hungry for revenge. So he sought comfort in the things that could not disagree with his thoughts, those that could help him realize his visions of vengeance: the games and toys around him."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ Current]
|2013-2014
|[[October 2013 Facebook Posts|October 2013 Facebook posts]] to [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]].
|''"As he continued to put his trust in his supposed online friends at this troublesome time in his life, they for the most part did their best to help. Christian's relaxed nature led to him revealing more secret truths about himself, and when encouraged, he thought more about who he was and was coming ever closer to solving his inner confusion, and coming to terms with who he felt he truly was."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95_A-_W37qk Current]
|2014
|[[May 2014 Facebook Posts|May 2014 Facebook posts]] to him finishing his first leg of his date with [[Catherine]].
|None
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EsycjHeJs Current]
|2014
|Second leg of his date with [[Catherine]] to Chris addressing his reasoning for the [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation|Mr. Smith situation]].
|''"While Christian's efforts at using his own infamy to generate extra income seemed like a wise idea, his execution of it had many faults, which included a failure to keep up with demands, and a pricing plan which reflected his perceived infamous reputation. In his struggles to help his family's financial situation, he was faced with some difficult truths about life, accountability, and responsibility."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karTjT_4Gbc Current]
|2014
|Start of the [[Sonic Boom Protests]] to the end of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page.
|''"With the recent change in his idol's appearance, Christian showed just how much he was unwilling to accept seemingly insignificant modifications. This was in part due to his autism, which made it difficult for him to accept changes. In addition, his response was the result of a lifetime of being pampered by his parents, and years of inflated self-importance brought about by the trolls, which led him to falsely believe that he had any power at all to make a difference."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyNfJQbg9o8 Current]
|2014-2015
|[[Sonic Boom Protests#Pickle Joke|Possible reference to Chris's distaste for]] [[pickle]]s in an episode of ''Sonic Boom'' to [[March 2015 Facebook posts#Redundancy|a comment made by him on the official ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' Facebook page]] in March 2015.
This is the first episode to use feminine pronouns to describe Chris.
|''"Christine's insistence in keeping herself young at heart had resulted in a change in circumstances that she felt were unjust: an adult consequence brought about as a result of a childlike tantrum. With her life now colored once again with more impending court dates, Chris still failed to become an adult, not because she didn't want to grow up, but perhaps, she didn't understand if she still could."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5MdSQG0B_c Current]
|2015
|[[26 December 2014#2 April Hearing|Chris's second hearing]] for the Boxing Day macing to his [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Endless Horror|"Pink Fresh Lemonade" drawing]].
Debuts a new version of the intro, using feminine pronouns.
|''"As she continued to embrace her new identity, Christine felt more at ease at mingling with seemingly like-minded people, a feeling of belonging she had not felt in a very long time. The gay club was a sanctuary, a relief from both trollsome and legal troubles still prevalent in her life. However, a change in identity did not largely change her personality, and she would continue to engage with life with a predictable attitude. For she still was the same person behind a different name."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-v3Iefr58U Current]
|2015
|[[List of places that have banned Chris#Facebook|Chris's temporary ban from Facebook]] to [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
|''"After achieving early success in selling off her customized crafts, Christine further pushed her figurines to be sold for profit, a practice that she originally considered as merely a hobby with minimal desire to make money from it. But the figures now had more than just one purpose: aside from characters contained within her fictional comics, there were also individuals from her personal life, or as she might possibly see it, characters from her life story, characters which she could use to enact her fantasies of vengeance, and triumph. A new reality where she can hide from her troubles. A reality in which she can always win a losing battle."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtELwaQYTK0 Current]
|2015
|[[Donation Options Reviewed.]] to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]].
|''"In a dramatic turn of events, it seemed that Christine had returned to her old ways of disputing impostors, troll-created fictitious Sonichu merchandise, and attacking people who she believed were part of a grand conspiracy against her. As new trolls continued to test the waters and see if they could reenact past events, it became clear that as the world continued to spin around, so too with the life of Chris Chan."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07p94FYn1zM Current]
|2015-2016
|[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#A Fun Visual|Chris' 1 December 2015 Facebook post about his bed]] to [[Update, 1/22/2016, and new items for Cwcville Shopping.]]
|''"With the seeming demise of her latest foe, Chris apparently avoided a larger trolling saga. Yet hiding behind the scenes was a mysterious gal-friend, about which nothing was revealed. Once again, Christine was in the midst of a possibly new acquaintanceship with a troll, pretending to be a possible love interest. Unbeknownst to Chris, and also, to the ones who watched her the closest."''
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|48
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INP-_0MDS9U Current]
|2016
|[[CatKnight Interview]] to [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
|''"As Chris reengaged in a seeming battle with her impostor, Chris found that the extensive documentation of her activities continued to haunt her. And whether she wanted it or not, her past actions, whether they be good or bad, had become a constant part of her life. And like the trolls, would forever stay with her every step of the way."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8h-ja6dftY Current]
|2016
|[[Happy Pokémon Day.]] to [[Please, Donate]].
|''"With the grim reality slowly coming to surround her, Christine had to deal with making the unwanted choice between doing what she needed to do and doing what she wanted to do. A financial crisis restricted her from enjoying a lackadaisical lifestyle. Sooner or later, Chris would have to realize that the carefree life of a child was no longer an option for her."''
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|50
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDwMta3fRs Current]
|2016
|[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] to [[Donations Requested, Please]].
|''"As both her mother's health and financial troubles worsened, Christine seemed to struggle with living through troublesome times. Her past success in creating merchandise now seemed to be lost, with the mounting pressure of keeping up with demands becoming too much to bear. From now on, whether she liked it or not, the strangers who looked on, prying into her private life, would become her last hope for survival."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qc3QE-E9Yw Current]
|2016
|[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]] to Chris's Facebook [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|post]] regarding [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]].
|''"As Christine caused herself a medical emergency, she refused to admit that she was bringing herself in harm's way, overcome with the belief that she could transform her body into a true female form. With the overflow of messages of concern and advice, it appeared that rather than observing her every move out of mockery or amusement, there was an increasing number of people watching to make sure she was safe. For Chris continued to prove, day after day, that she could not live her life comfortably on her own."''
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|52
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os51Bmrr0Kw Current]
|2016
|Chris's [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Get off your ass, Cole!|Facebook announcement]] to [[Cole Smithey]] to [[Feelings of the election results]].
|''"As Christine tried to deal with a reality that was not to her liking, she, like in many situations before, resorted to creating realities which existed only in her imagination. Because the only reality that she had full control over, for the time being at least, was in her mind."''
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|53
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXsr45VigJs Current]
|2016-2017
|[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]] to Chris's first interactions with [[DoopieDoOver]].
|''"As Christine stated, she tried her best to forget about the actions of trolls and cyberbullies of the past, and made efforts to form new bonds and possible friendships. However, she had trouble in understanding how she could be perceived by others, and what were the appropriate actions one should make in starting new relationships, which only increased the chance of more misunderstandings and more heartbreaks."''
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|54
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHnLlqY6SI Current]
|2017
|[[March 2017 tweets#Don't be blinded impulsively|Chris offering words of wisdom]] to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 05052017]].
|''"With the return of The Classic, Christine tried yet another way to capitalize on her past infamy. However, it proved to yield no financial gain, as the value she believed it had was a product of her perceived worldwide appreciation and fame, thinking she had a loyal fan base of millions. Nevertheless, she would soon venture down another path, another hearkening back to old times, a return to the very thing that placed her in the public spotlight."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZgaHw3y66w Current]
|2017
|[[Live Drawing Streams#05082017|Chris's first ''Sonichu'' Issue #11 livestream]] to [[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris|Doopie confirming that she knew about Chris's old antics]].
|''"As Christine continued to interact with DoopieDoOver, she failed to see how she was nothing more than another one of her many supporters, hoping against hope to strengthen their relationship, or perhaps advance it further to the next level. She would soon find out that hope can sometimes be a foolish thing."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hydR9nksHSg Current]
|2017
|[[July 2017 tweets#Chris downplays the macing incident while simping for the Planet Dolan crew|Chris interacting with the Planet Dolan crew]] to [[Night Star#Chris spills the beans|Chris revealing that he was behind the NightStar2891 account]].
|''"BronyCon made Christine feel loved and accepted, due to the nature of the attendees generally maintaining an air of acceptance and kindness, though often it was merely face-value courtesy. Riding high on waves of happiness, Christine would soon be met with dark clouds once again."''
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|57
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZOVgot6a4 Current]
|2017
|[[August 2017 tweets#Chris's pizza observation|Chris's pizza observation]] to [[Jessica Quinn#Relationship with Kiwi Farms|Jessica Quinn's conversation with Moonman's Son]].
|''"Even though Jessica firmly stood by her stance as a real woman, genuinely interested in a possible relationship with Christine, most people assumed her to be a troll on the count of her sometimes ethically questionable Facebook posts over the years. Whatever the case, Christine believed, once again, that she had found her sweetheart, a girlfriend like she wished, who could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
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|58
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f_aVxYQeHo Current]
|2017
|[[September 2017 Facebook posts#Jessica Quinn .3D Lovely Weather|Chris comparing Jessica Quinn to Lovely Weather]] to [[October 2017 tweets#Quinnspiracy|Chris rationalizing that Quinn wasn't a troll]].
|''"Though heartbroken by her breakup with Jessica Quinn, Christine sought comfort in the possibility, however unlikely, that the nature of their relationship was genuine. This created a feeling of success, a belief that Chris did, in fact, have and lost a true sweetheart, giving her the strength to start again and keep moving forward, producing more merchandise and exploring new stories, new characters, and new ideas."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-1uVPwrs0 Current]
|2017
|[[Sonichu_12|Creation of Sonichu 12]] to [[Operation_BARBarossa|the Facebook post about Operation BARBarossa]].
|''"With Wise seemingly in control of Chris's thoughts, he established how easily convinced Christine could be of outlandish concepts, if one were to indulge in her adventurous musings in cartoon realities and alternate dimensions. This was merely the beginning of an insidious cycle of trolling, that would cause detrimental effects to her psyche for years to come."''
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|60
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN4_57TuMY Current]
|2017-2018
| [[November 2017 tweets#The only person with Heterochromia|Chris's tweet about a Heterochromia customization in Sonic Forces]] to [[February 2018 Facebook Posts#Christian Love Day|the Facebook post celebrating his 36th birthday]].
|''"For the time being, it seemed that Christine had regained some semblance of control of her own life and her mind. Her online reputation continued to provide her with additional income in the form of eBay sales and Patreon supporters. However, out of sight of the public eye, individuals with menacing plans were toying with her emotions and beliefs, and were about to push her to her breaking point."''
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|61
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40wYDbcfYEg Current]
|2018
| The growth of the amount of [[Idea Guys]] to [[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys|a string of tweets Chris posted about his fetishes.]]
|''"From the events of these past few days, it became all the more clear that Christine was still under the control of bad actors. No one knew for the time being their true identities, the extent of their torment, or even the lengths they would soon go to use Chris's loosening grip on reality for their own amusement."''
|-
|62
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJ0x53ik34 Current]
|2018
| [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Chris streaming on Twitch urging others to buy his eBay items]] to [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|a desperate plea video for monetary donations.]]
|''"In the aftermath of the Idea Guys Saga, Christine was left in a dire financial situation. Desperate to meet obligations, she lashed out at her real-life surroundings, which all too often, were unkind to her. Unlike the interdimensional world she had come to accept, through the Idea Guys. While they no longer actively influenced her, they imprinted onto her a seemingly tangible world where Chris had true control, influence, and love. A magical escape too alluring to let go."''
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|63
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMhrr5xkMI Current]
|2018
| [[May 2018 social media posts#Chris gets a new phone, wants to sell old phone|A Twitter post of Chris attempting to sell his old phone on eBay]] to [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu|a video in which he states the importance of his ponysona Night Star.]]
|''"With the recent ousting of the Idea Guys came support in the form of Null and the other Guard Dogs, who did what they could to quell the abuse and negative attention that surrounded Christine. What they couldn't restrict, however, were Chris's own actions, which would undoubtedly, like many times before, attract many curious and unkind eyes once more."''
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|64
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBIb1RMs Current]
|2018
| [[TooManyGames#At_the_con|Justin Silverman emailing Chris about his fundraising campaign to get to the convention]] to [[BronyCon_2018|Chris leaving BronyCon 2018.]]
|''"After packing up her things, Christine made her way back to the car and began her trip back home: back to reality, and back to troubles."''
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|65
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVF5KepFaxM Current]
|2018
| [[Waiting for the tow truck]] to [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]]
|''"Christine had begun to embrace her infamy once more, by increasing her merchandise output. However, like with the ideas she sought from her circle of friends and acquaintances, she focused on instant gratification with no foresight of her future outlook, dooming herself to an endless cycle of foregoing needs in favor of wants. Ignoring mistakes of her past that she was bound to relive in the future."''
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|66
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9WHi2CMlg Current]
|2018
| [[August 2018 social media posts#So where is the Wikipedia Article about me?|A tweet from Chris in which he asks for the whereabouts of his Wikipedia page]] to [[Misc texts#Sorbet deceased|a text message in which Chris states his lost cat Sorbet had died and merged with his counterpart in the sister dimension.]]
|''"As the Chandler household slipped further and further into debt, and the future looked more and more uncertain, Christine tried her hardest to escape the misery of her life by creating the hope for a new one. She hoped all her and others' creations would come alive and live side by side with her. She hoped that if she tried really hard to believe in the Merge, it could indeed come true. She hoped that if people agreed with her, it could let her know that there truly could be a way out from the life she made."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKgagZawBI Current]
|2018-2019
|Chris explaining the [[Dimensional Merge]] to Chris falling out with [[The Captain]].
|''"From this recent turn of events, it was apparent that meddling in Christine's life, no matter with good intentions or bad, was bound to only bring trouble for all involved. As those who got too close had to deal with the negative fallout, Chris careened on, changing rules for her life to form as many comfortable cushions as possible, to brace herself for whatever inevitable blow may come."''
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|68
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XneFqMrLLNw Current]
|2019
|Chris announcing he will not be attending [[MAGfest]] to Chris begging to be unblocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|Brony Analysts]].
|''"Cracking under the pressure of the people she sought comfort in pushing her away, Christine once more failed to acknowledge that her own actions were largely at fault. For most people, it is difficult to own up to their mistakes, and take the blame and inevitable consequences. For a goddess like Christine, whose reality decreed she could do no wrong, perhaps it was impossible."''
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|69
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJdb6HBw78 Current]
|2019
|Chris forgives Twitter blockings to Chris being gifted a [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]]
|''"From recent developments, it seemed that some individuals were very willing to spend their time and money to attempt to help Christine in some way, seeing her as a hapless victim in an unfortunate environment, surrounded by hate. They regrettably did not realize that, not unlike Chris herself, they failed to learn from mistakes of the past and hoped against hope for a well-intended - but doomed to fail - brighter future."''
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|70
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9OtvE0r6Q Current]
|2019
|From [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s prequel video to [[Sarah and Steve]] defending their enabling on [[Twitter]].
The intro from this episode onward begins featuring increasingly disintegrative "glitches" in the lead-up to Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest.]]
|''"As debt further mounted, Christine found comfort in the people that followed her, for she could almost surely depend on someone to financially help her when needed. In her world, helping hands were always within reach. With such a life, there was no need to try to improve or to change."''
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|71
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mRucAOtJZw Current]
|2019
|From [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview]] to Chris begging for money to attend [[Bronycon]].
|''"As BronyCon soon approached, Christine clamored for any hope of recapturing the perceived love and acceptance she felt during the previous convention. For her, it was an escape from a world of bullying, demands, responsibilities, and accountability; to a small part of the world where she would have freedom, and not be judged and ridiculed. She would do all she was willing to in order to achieve that release, if only for a moment."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHyuvFpEXak Current]
|2019
|From [[Misc texts#Thinking of selling bath water|Thinking of selling bath water]] to [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].
|''"As the prophesized Dimensional Merge continued to elude her in her time of need, ''[Audio glitch]'' -and used by those with ulterior motives, boosting her beliefs so as not to break the bond. After years of being tricked into believing alternate realities, it seemed that there was no one who could break the cycle and bring her back to reality. The stage was set for new players to enter and perform the roles that only Chris wanted to see."''
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|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPvr-D9nZI Current]
|2019
|From [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries|Chris and Magi-Chan are luminaries]] to [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]].
This episode is notable as the only one with a sponsorship, which Geno segues into after reading the Magi-Chan tweet that serves as the opening.
|''"Christine continued to live in her own world of idyllic illusion, though supplanting her famed comics with trading cards, perhaps to hearken back to his younger years of playing trading card games. But now, instead of seeking the thrill of winning matches, she was enacting fantasies of matchmaking and romance with characters of her own design, controlling a game of love over which Chris herself had no control."''
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|74 (Faux)
|[https://youtu.be/pyWoYB0ppLk Current]
|2019-2023
|An April Fool's joke that gives a false good ending to Christory.
|''"Christine's life is one that no one should envy. Born into unideal circumstances, Christopher and his parents struggled to deal with a condition with which they were ill-equipped to deal, but tried to the best of their abilities to live to the fullest. Unfulfilled, yet hopeful, Christian searched for happiness, a place to belong, and himself, only to find bullying, hostile environments, and losing his sense of self. Relying on her misery to carry herself forward, Christine learned to accept her imperfect and hopeless existence, occasionally alleviating her lifelong lows with momentary highlights, by consuming the kinds of media by which he was arguably raised. Somehow, a sudden outsider perspective caused her to rethink her way of living, and found a new hope on the horizon, acknowledging that a girlfriend or any outsider help would not fix her life; but rather, changing her own life from within. In the end, Chris left her endless cycle of mistake and ill-judgment-ridden adversity behind her, and matured, took control, and found love along the way. As the troll Clyde Cash once said: 'Everybody has to grow up, but for some, growing up can take a very long time.'"''
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|74
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG-Tfts0vdI Current]
|2019
|From Chris' GoFundMe for BABSCon to his reply to the troll @CWCEmmanuelle.
|''"After a decade-long cycle of bullying, mistakes, and ill-judgment-ridden adversity, Christine found solace after rejecting the reality that treated her so harshly, greatly aided by individuals seeking some semblance of internet notoriety, driven by the misguided belief that they were contributing to a story of historical note. Chris's life was one that no one should envy nor influence, for if left to her own devices, she may not believe it was possible to escape her consequences in search of a better life."''
|-
|75
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2019-2020
|From Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] arguing over character ownership to [[The End Games]] blocking Chris on Twitter.
|''"As time went on, Christine's inter-dimensional lore grew and became more convoluted, confusing herself and others by mixing what creating and chronicling characters and events truly meant, trying to hold on to her make-believe idyllic world, despite its tearing at the seams right in front of her. As a possible reaction to her perplexment, Chris sought comfort in others in the real world, who could help her expand the lore of her fantasy and encourage her to keep moving forward, though it appeared to be a Herculean task, since Chris was still Chris."''
|-
|76
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXPel8CwYA Current]
|2020
|From [[The End Games]] receiving a threatening letter from Chris to "Sonichu" explaining how [[COVID-19]] was eradicated in dimension C-197.
|''"As COVID-19 brought about a need for social distancing, mass travel restrictions, and closings of establishments, it is conceivable that Christine used the concept of a body switch scenario to further engross herself in an escapist fantasy, one in which she managed to attend the long-awaited BABScon in an alternate timeline. As it has happened before, negative outside influences only encouraged a deeper retreat into fantasy, that Chris was now less likely than ever to let go."''
|-
|77
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWVN8nz8C4 Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" participating in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|the Leftovers Tonight stream]] to [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]].
|None
|-
|78
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3VHaZZr8Uc Current]
|2020
|From [[August 2020 social media posts#A Simple Clarification|"Sonichu" assuring everyone that Chris and Barbara are safe]] to the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].
|None
|-
|79
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr8BmOqfVNY Current]
|2020
|From "Sonichu" planning to appear on [[The Create Unknown]] podcast to "Sonichu" [[The Place chats (November 2020)#Premonitions and trances|having a premonition]] concerning [[Manchester High School]].
|''"With the Dimensional Merge perpetually approaching, but never arriving, Christine reached out to any conceivable source of media that could reassure her that her reveries would come true, seeking guidance in Randy Stair's history and twisting past events to make them fit into her personal reality. Though as hard as the Watchmen may have tried to keep her grounded, they were powerless to stop her wandering mind from leading her into troubles that they could never imagine."''
|-
|80
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1wqtfQFIaE Current]
|2020-2021
|From "Sonichu" [[November 2020 social media posts#Happy Thanksgiving|wishing his followers a happy Thanksgiving]] to [[Null]] [[Null DMs#Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn|DMing Chris telling him not to tweet about a troll's fetish for excrement consumption]].
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
|-
|81
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_nzYpZo-w Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" discussing the fallout of the Larry Vaughn saga with the Watchmen to the second Psychic Discord chat with KwaiiSandbag.
|''"No matter if their true intentions were for better or worse, Christine would prove time and time again that she would only listen to those who encouraged her beliefs of an idyllic universe, that could right all her wrongs and change her life for the better."''
'''Note: This ending monologue is a copy of the one from Episode 80.'''
|-
|82
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzwyCuPCU4s Current]
|2021
|From "Sonichu" sharing his feelings of loneliness with the Watchmen to the [[Affirmations List‎‎]] and [[Lovers Attributes List]].
|''"As more and more people tried to sway her into a different state of thought, Christine started to push against their efforts, convincing herself that her perceived sense of divinity was being challenged and tested. After many years of indulging in fanciful lies, she now seemed incapable of accepting an inconvenient truth."''
|-
|83
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk0k8xlxL_Y Current]
|2021
|From Chris finding masturbation tiring to discounted meditation stones on Praetor's Etsy shop.
|''"In her seemingly ever-uncertain life, Christine reflected on her past and present in an effort to find her future, utilizing any and all spiritual and New Age means she could find. While believing herself a guide and a source of wisdom, she was but a blind follower, accepting any outcome given, allowing her thoughts be altered by players working from the very same playbook that others used so many years before."''
|-
|84
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZTgU69ZJfc Current]
|2021
|From Chris sharing his first of daily Tarot card reading on Twitter, to sharing two new photos of Barb's haircut.
|''"From the outset, Christine's life seemed to have taken a positive turn. With Null's help, she and her followers saw just how much of an active fan base Chris still had, and just how many were willing to help her reach her life goals, with some, perhaps quietly, expecting trouble to follow her in her new adventures. However, no one could have predicted how her life would soon be dramatically altered, forever."''
|-
|85
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHMhjZ-kEk Current]
|2021
|From Chris continuing to complete commissions for his fundraiser to get him to the Everfree Northwest convention, to the troll Bella getting discovered.
This episode lacks the normal intro altogether, with the opening disclaimers and titles over a black screen while a buzzing noise plays that increases in volume, until the screen turns white.
|''"As for Christine, she remained in jail, seemingly under the belief that her actions would bring no long-term repercussions, and that her confinement was a result of a momentous misunderstanding. Whatever historic event she thought would come about during the Dimension Merge was seemingly taking place, a perverted expression of affection brought about by the burning of sexual frustration. This turn of events propelled her to a level of attention never before experienced, further adding to her sense of importance and self-grandiosity. Much of Chris's belief that her life in particular was one of great significance, no doubt was an effort 15 years in the making, as online observers continually followed and notated his activities in the most excruciating detail possible, striving to complete a complete record of this particular person's life, turning, in the grand scheme of things, an insignificant and ill-functioning individual into an icon of significance. All compelled to contribute in the name of Christory, an unexplainable desire to document Chris Chan and study study the minutia of her life. Some Christorians are compelled to spread the word, believing it is a life story meant to be heard. A lesson in all that can go wrong in a life, the practice of which only leads more and more people to discover her and embrace Christory, adding to the ever-increasing record of her infamous life. Some not only seek her out, but also inject themselves into Christory, as a means to attain a semblance of notoriety, or to help a pitiful soul who, more often than not, would reject thoughtful well-meaning efforts in favor of accepting words of false praise from the apparent masses. With an international ever-present following like hers, it is not hard to understand that Christine would feel she was of great importance to the world. At this point in her life, no matter how hard Christine Weston Chandler's body would get beaten, there was no overthrowing the mind of Christine, the goddess."''
|}

==See also==
*[[Geno Samuel]]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1 Playlist of old version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm Playlist of current version]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-1XyJSh9umIGMBHqFIOq-MJxVPOLfG50 Playlist of a mixture of old and current]
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/featured?disable_polymer=1 Geno's backup channel]
*[https://www.youtube.com/user/GenoSamuel1994Part2 Geno's main channel]

{{Documentaries}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
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[[Category:Documentaries]]

August 2026

2026-08-29T07:39:38Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Notable events */

{{ongoing}}
'''August''' [[2026]].

==Notable events==
*'''1 August'''
** Five year anniversary of Chris's [[incest arrest]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]].
** Chris publishes [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates]].
* '''3 August''' - Chris is spotted at the airport on his way back from [[Ohio#Second Trip|Ohio]].<ref>[[Sightings (2026)#Cleveland Hopkins International Airport (Ohio)]]</ref> A Cameo [[August 2026 Cameo videos#How To Fix Your Sonichu Medallion|video]] from 2 August shows Chris at the [[Big Island House]], so it is more likely a one day trip rather than a continuation of the trip from July 2026.
* '''4 August''' - Chris posts about his recent trip to a Toys R Us in Ohio, still pretending his [[TLUM]] custom figures are being officially sold.<ref>[[August 2026 social media posts#Toys "R" Us]]</ref>
* '''9 August''' - The documentary on [[pedofork|EDP445]], ''[[The Sick Mind of EDP445]]'', premieres on YouTube at 7 PM. Several popular influencers were interviewed by the producer Mike Clum, including Chris, who briefly appears in the outro condemning EDP.
* '''between 9 August and 15 August''' - Chris rants about his part in ''The Sick Mind of EDP445'' in multiple [[Cameo]] videos.
* '''15 August''' - Chris is spotted at PetSmart.<ref>[[Sightings (2026)#PetSmart]]</ref>
* '''19 August''' - Chris reveals in a [[Cameo]] video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the {{w|A Christmas Story House}} during his recent trip to Ohio.<ref>[[August 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Talks About Ohio]]</ref>
* '''21–23 August''' - [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA, takes place.
* '''27 August''' - [[Optimus Prime]]'s voice actor [[Peter Cullen]] dies. Chris makes multiple posts grieving over the death and also claims that Cullen's soul has merged with his [[C-197]] counterpart to return after the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s completion.'''<ref>[[August 2026 social media posts#Peter Cullen will return post-Merge]]</ref>

==Activity==

===Posts===
*[[August 2026 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2026)#August]]

===Videos===
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates]]
*[[August 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[The Sick Mind of EDP445]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Template:Da update

2026-08-29T07:36:45Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

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''Record Streak: 233 days''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current updates'''</center>
* '''27 August''' - [[Optimus Prime]]'s voice actor Peter Cullen dies. Chris makes multiple posts grieving over the death and also '''[[August 2026 social media posts#Peter Cullen will return post-Merge|claims]]''' that Cullen's soul has merged with his [[C-197]] counterpart to return after the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s completion.
* '''19 August''' - Chris reveals in a [[Cameo]] video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the {{w|A Christmas Story House}} during his recent trip to [[Ohio]].
* '''15 August''' - Chris is '''[[Sightings_(2026)#PetSmart|spotted at PetSmart]]'''.
* '''9 August''' - The documentary '''[[The Sick Mind of EDP445]]''' is released. Chris is among the people who were interviewed.
* '''??? - 3 August''' - Chris '''[[August 2026 social media posts#Toys "R" Us|takes a trip to Ohio]]''' and is spotted at the airport on his way back.
* '''1 August'''
** Chris publishes '''[[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates]]'''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''7 August''' - Three [[Captain DMs]] from [[May 2018]].
*'''23 July''' - YouTube [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Sonic Pals LIVE - Playing Sims 4 Sonic Mods (FT GottaGoFast! EmeraldMasters CharmyBee)|live chat messages]] from [[November 2020]].
*'''10 July''' - [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Sheetz(September)/On the road Part II|DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video]] from [[September 2023]].

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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Afterlife

2026-08-29T07:17:01Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven */

{{Incomplete|the stuff from "Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven" needs to be moved to the post-Idea guys section, the Pre-Idea guys section is missing this: Possibly more stuff. The Reincarnation section needs to be expanded with info from the jail letters and it needs a list of charaters/people Chris believes have been reincarnated.}}

{{Quote|For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do.|Ephesians 2:8-10, on the place of good deeds in the Christian faith.}}
{{Quote|Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in Heaven or Hell depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and possibly Reincarnation.|Chris.<ref>[[Mailbag 30#Questions]]</ref>}} {{clear}}

The '''afterlife''' or '''life after death''' is a concept found in many religions where the essential part of a person's identity continues to exist after the death of their physical body.<ref>{{w|Afterlife}}</ref>

==Understanding of the Afterlife==
===Pre-Idea Guys===
While the idea of good deeds causing someone to go to Heaven and bad deeds sending them to Hell is a common one, most Protestant theology explicitly states that the salvation of one's soul is based completely on one's faith. Defying this, Chris has stated that one goes to Heaven or Hell based completely on personal actions. He thinks that he will go to heaven because he's done "[[Common Questions#1 January 2010|a lot of]] [[28 October 2011|good deeds]]". Likewise, he feels that [[homos]] are almost certainly bound to go to Hell, and need to become heterosexuals to "[[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|better their chances of going to Heaven]]". He has also stated numerous times that he feels [[Clyde Cash|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] are bound for Hell for making fun of people over the Internet. He has suggested that they [[To Clyde and Jack|commit suicide]] so that they might receive their eternal punishment faster. In [[Common Questions#09 January 2010|Common Questions 9 Jan 2010]], [[Thorg]] questioned Chris for threatening damnation against his Internet adversaries:

{{quotebox|"You often attempt to scare your [[trolls]] by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?"}}

To which Chris responded:

{{quote|Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", [[Chris and reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say "Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet".}}

In [[Mailbag 55]], a fan asked Chris the following.<ref>[[Mailbag 55#On the afterlife]]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|We all know that you are very religious, but I have a question to ask you. What do you think that Heaven and Hell are like? Do you think that in Heaven people wear flowing robe and fly around all day? Do you think that Hell is fiery and everyone there is being poked in the rear by Satan. I would just really love to hear your thoughts.}}

To which Chris replied that that's exactly what he thinks Heaven and Hell are like.

Further complicating Chris's ideas of the afterlife, he believes in ghosts, going so far as to claim that he might have seen one.<ref name=lvlup>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing]]</ref>

In 2013, Chris commented that he had considered suicide, but "The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in Limbo."<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref> In reality, {{w|Limbo}} is, in some Roman Catholic views, a state that unbaptised infants were supposed to enter into when they died: happy, but excluded from God due to their original sin. {{w|Religious views on suicide|Christian views on suicide}} and the fate of suicides in the afterlife is highly varied. His belief that suicide leads one to Limbo may stem from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "{{w|Death (South Park)|Death}}", in which it is found that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.

In the eulogy Chris made for [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], he wrote that "[Patti] has departed from our world here on earth to a doggy heaven [...] she will run free and play with all the other dogs who are already having fun up [in doggy heaven]."<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]</ref> This suggests that Chris believes that animals (or at least dogs) have an afterlife.

===Post-Idea Guys===
[[File:CWCAfterlife.jpg|thumb]]
Under the [[Idea Guys]]'s lingering influence, Chris believes that departed souls go to [[C-197]], the fictional universe that includes [[CWCville]], other [[Night Star|misbegotten OCs]] and various [[Chris and copyright|media franchises' universes]], which he believes objectively exist. He teaches that, upon death, one may merge with one's [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] counterpart there. Among those who have been depicted in their Sonichu form on the other side include disastrous German chancellor [[Nombie-zazis|Adolf Hitler]], serial killer and rapist [[Ted Bundy]] and Chris's late father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only the truly wicked, such as [[Liquid Chris]], are denied this in the hereafter: Satan instead burns their bodies in 'hell's lava pool', purges them of their memories and sends their oblivious souls to be reincarnated.<ref>[[:File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Solid Chris exhibits Liquid's fate, 2016]]</ref>

Since the autumn of [[2018]], Chris has taught that we are living in the latter days. From a mixture of off-hand comments by comic artists and several [[weens]] foddering him with misinformation and dumb inside jokes, Chris thinks that beginning in [[November 2018]], the real world (or 'Dimension 1218', as he calls it) is in the process of combining with C-197, in what he calls the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris has attributed miscellaneous events past and present, real and fictional, ranging from tragedies like the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Centre's destruction]] to salad recalls,<ref>[https://archive.md/H3gJk Chris attributes the WTC attacks to the Merge, 28 October 2019]</ref> to the impending Merge. Originally projected to be complete before [[January 2019|New Year's 2019]], Chris maintains still that the Merge is just about the corner. Chris foretells massive destruction heralding the Merge that will result in the deaths of about half the world's population, as well as half of the fictional characters from C-197. [[Chris and his ego|Naturally]], Chris, being the goddess in charge of managing this brouhaha, will be spared: everyone else must take their chances. Survivors will be able to enjoy the company of their favorite cartoon characters in the flesh, as well as their deceased relatives transformed into Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.

==Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven==

Following the [[Idea Guys]] saga, which affirmed to Chris his [[dimension]] beliefs, Chris began to think of alternate dimension [[C-197]] as Heaven. He stated that he believes his deceased pets have reincarnated as characters<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]], the Cats or Dogs question</ref> and that his father is "alive again".<ref>[[June 2018 social media posts#Thank you, father!]]</ref> He also stated that Marvel writer Stan Lee<ref>[[November 2018 social media posts#Reaction to Stan Lee's death]]</ref> and voice actor [[Peter Cullen]]'s<ref>[[August 2026 social media posts#Peter Cullen will return post-Merge]]</ref> souls had merged with their C-197 counterparts.

So sure was Chris in this that he even tried to console a woman whose father passed away by telling her that her father's soul had likely gone to C-197.<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Reacts to Death]]</ref>

==Reincarnation==
[[File:IsThisMyBodyorYoursCard.jpg|thumb|200px|When you're a headmaster, the possibilities are endless]]

Chris has said that he's open to the idea of reincarnation, common in Hinduism and other Eastern religions. In 2009 he stated flatly that he believed in the concept,<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from The Doctor]]</ref> but in 2014 he seemed more uncertain, writing “It is possible, but I'm not sure.”<ref name=lvlup/>. He has yet to offer any criteria for what might cause someone to be reincarnated. While reincarnation was and to some extent is still embraced by a few Christian sects, Chris has nothing to do with them and seems to have lifted the notion from [[anime|somewhere else]].

Chris has suggested that he is himself a reincarnation of various people. In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Chris's [[Comic Chris|fictional counterpart]] is the reincarnation of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], though he does not appear to believe this about himself in real life. However, during the epilogue of [[Sonichu 12#Episode 26: Prideful|''Sonichu'' Episode 26]], Chris mentions a real-world dream in which he discovered he had been a (true and honest) [[Homos|lesbian]] hippie who attended {{w|Woodstock}} in a recent past life. He credits this dream with his realization that he is a "female soul" and decision to identify as a transsexual as opposed to a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]], further calling the psychological validity of his gender identity into question. Besides his own reincarnation, Chris's explanation of [[Liquid Chris#In the comic|what happened to Liquid Chris]] in the ''Sonichu'' canon mentions Liquid's soul being cleared of all memory of previous incarnations before being reincarnated, as what Chris considers an ironic punishment for someone who dared impersonate him.

Chris believes that in other [[dimensions]], people have the innate ability to swap bodies with others, even inanimate robots.

In a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|jail letter direct to Eels and the Eggman]], Chris claims that as the Messiah, he can reincarnate or "Respawn" infinitely many times, and retain memory of all prior lives. He states in [[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|another letter]] that only a few people besides him have an inate ability to reincarnate.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Chris and religion]]

{{References}}
{{Religion}}

November 2018 social media posts

2026-08-29T07:12:28Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Liza adopted */

{{TTSTwitter}}
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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[November 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.

==Kittens==
2 November 2018

{{main|Magi-Chan Tweets#Kittens}}

==Begging==
2 November 2018

{{quotebox|I Just Need Money; ASAP.}}

==Help the kittens==
2 November 2018

{{quotebox|Please help my kittens! I will NOT get any of this money the food and medicine will be delivered to me! https://twitter.com/SonichuMerch/status/1058488939659644928}}

==Animal control calls==
2 November 2018

{{quotebox|Oh, People. Did I Not tell all of you to Not Contact Animal Control? Because we’ve just had a visitor who came to check on us! Good Grief!}}

==Liza adopted==
4 November 2018

{{quotebox|Also, I would like to add; [[The Captain|Captain]] got me in touch with someone I used to know from [[The End Games]]. She adopted The Orange Kitten, Liza, after having tea and good conversation with my mother and I. I hope Her Son enjoys his new kitten!}}

==Reaction to Stan Lee's death==
12 November 2018

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Stan Lee|<nowiki>#FlashbackFriday</nowiki> (courtesy of the #StanLeePapers) to the final day of @Comic_Con 43 years ago today. What events would you have liked to attend?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I’ve just heard: Stan Lee died from this world earlier today, 11/12/2018. Fortunately, his counterpart in C-197 lives on, and the two souls have merged together, and we will see him again after the #DimensionalMerge.}}
{{quoteboxgray|[''tweet since deleted'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|What do you mean? All I was saying is that he is not really dead, and that his soul is now living onward through his self-counterpart.}}
{{quoteboxgray|[''tweet since deleted'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You don’t understand: C-197 is Not Just MY world, it’s also partly his, Matt Groening’s, Seth MacFarland, Malcolm Wheeler Nicholson’s, Walt Disney’s, Lauren Faust’s; Every Creator has a PIECE of C-197, aside from those in alt-dimensionsions and timelines.}}
{{quoteboxgray|[''tweet since deleted'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Do Not Be So Dense.}}
{{quoteboxgray|[''tweet since deleted'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have not been turned against anyone; it is the responses I just read from you that is throwing me off, here. I made it clear in my tweet threads on the #1218C197 #DimensionalMerge about self-Counterparts, creators and all that. I did not know Stan Lee would pass on beforehand.}}

==Reaction to Stan Lee's death 2==
12 November 2018

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=KP @ILoveKPAlot|Today I woke up and I'm sad. #StanLee was a legend and the pinical of how people should act as a creator. Engaging, constantly participanting, and also really understood what fiction could mean to people. What a god among men.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|What a God-Level Creator among Creators Stan Lee shall remain, only to be contended by his equal level peers. Also, a major fourth-wall breaking good person.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Mad Munchkin's content==
12 November 2018

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Mad Munchkin|Should YouTubers like myself talk about nostalgic things more than new releases? Or visa versa?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I feel an equal combination of both is very good. 😊}}

==Reaction to Stan Lee's death 3==
13 November 2018

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Cathy Weseluck|Farewell to the Legendary Stan Lee...we thank you, from our Hearts.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And he thanks us from his soul as he works with his bunch of OCs to make our world more safe and awesome! 😊

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Zap It Up!==
13 November 2018

{{quotebox|ZAP IT UP! This person gets it! 😃 ⚡️💙⚡️ https://twitter.com/mad74401413/status/1062328017693884416 }}

==All OCs alive in C-197==
13 November 2018

{{quotebox|As I have stated earlier, Every Original Character Begins in our Sister Dimension, C-197, and stays there, unless that OC is specified to Mainly Exist in an alternate dimension or timeline aside from C-197.

Summary: Every OC Exists and Co-Exists, alive and well, starting there.}}
{{quotebox|And we will all be soon able to fully see them in the #DimensionalMerge. Be grateful, us Creators who have seen and talked with some of them before, as well as those with truesight, as we all will be better able to hang with them. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Hitler not an OC==
13 November 2018

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{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Adolf Hitler was Never an OC.}}

==Not a court date==
13 November 2018

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{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It’s NOT a damn Court Date.}}

==Reaction to Stan Lee's death 4==
13 November 2018
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=mktoon|@TheRealStanLee made us believe in the Amazing, the Fantastic and the Incredible. Showed us heroes that were just like us in their flawed imperfect glory. Taught us "with great power there must also come great responsibility." The world is a little less super today #EXCELSIOR}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Stan Lee lives on, and very soon, this world will become even more super and awesome.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Leaking of All Star masturbation clip==
18 November 2018

Tweet later deleted.<ref>[[:File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png]]</ref>

{{quotebox|This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers

<nowiki> - </nowiki>The guy in the "bluegras state"

You lose [[Kiwi Farms|farms]]!

[''clip from [[All Star]] uploaded'']}}

==Chris embracing his inner Amy's Baking Company==
{{quotebox|They are MY CATS! I am their MOTHER! Why can't you just leave me alone? I love and care for each and every one of Them!}}

==Magi-Chan sayz==

{{quotebox|And Magi-Chan made those money-requesting Tweets yesterday, on our behalf.}}

==Merge Sperg==
{{quotebox|Part Four: Post-Merge

And now, what will be After the Dimensional Merge, and everything has settled down? All buildings, objects, and individual people and creatures have been successfully brought together, of those what and who are meant to be, anyway.

#DimensionalMerge
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{{quotebox|Very likely, Everyone will be able to return to their homes. But those whose homes have been altered by one dimension or the other's building, even on the possibility of moving back in with a (super)Hero(es), Anti-Hero, Villain, or yours or someone else's self-counterpart,...
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{{quotebox|The best and sound thing to do in the meantime is to move back into the one home together, regardless of Government-Regulated occupancies of the building. If need be, you all are more than capable of calmly discussing how y'all can live together better, or to relocate one...
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{{quotebox|...or the other with the local Government's Assistance and Help in the cost of the new home. And who stays should be determined in extensive thought and common sense of the current circumstances of one or the other; Keep Calm and take your time thinking about it, or seek...
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{{quotebox|...help from a local impartial third party to hear both sides, and make a fair and reasonably sound final decision on who stays and who leaves.

Another detail is the people who end up staying, while their self-counterparts either merges with them or dies.
}}
{{quotebox|REMEMBER, these people have had the MOST Similar or Matching Personality Aspects and Memories, so those of you all who are friends or family with these people are capable of picking up where they left off. Otherwise, if the individual(s) have no memory of you or the situation...
}}
{{quotebox|...that led y'all to become family or friends, it is possible to make a fresh start on y'all's relationship, or, if you feel it needed or choose so, to simply let them go and move forward with your life. My deepest condolences to those of you who end up letting them go.
}}
{{quotebox|Locations and Local Government: Now, for example, whatever city it was in New Jersey that has now become Gotham City, For Real, your home will have the similar or new address, with the obvious difference being that it's in Gotham City, and possibly the Zip Code.
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{{quotebox|You will likely need to fill out a change of address form to update that, at your local Post Office, and update anything else with your new address. The Local Government were your are is likely to pick up where it left off and resume work as quickly as possible.
}}
{{quotebox|Even the White House in DC will end up taking their time picking things back up and adapting to the Donald Trump of C-197 resuming work as the POTUS of the updated United States. The same will apply to the Nations and Countries with their respective World Leaders.
}}
{{quotebox|But, in due time, short or long, after getting everything re-situated, Everyone on the Earth will have become used to being around everyone who they had considered before as "Fictional Characters", and accepting them as the real people, anthropomorphic animals, intelligent...
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{{quotebox|...beings from other dimensions or planets, and so forth, as y'all had before with everyone else before the #DimensionalMerge. And life and time will continue marching forward and onward.
}}
{{quotebox|Another topic: us Creators/Artists/Authors and any and all Future Creations and Edits; will those Creations take place and happen on our Earth then, and our OCs being born here as well? That outcome is likely, so unless y'all had Previously, Specifically Drawn/Written...
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{{quotebox|...your OCs and their events in an alternate timeline, location, planet, dimension, galaxy, or so forth: EXERCISE CAUTION as this will not only affect the local area and space around your own Self-Counterpart, but Yourself, as well. Thinking it is one thing; Bringing it to...
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{{quotebox|...confirmed fruition is another, Especially if you take pen to page. Because, once you've completed that story, or even a word in a sentence with that ending punctuation at the end; moreover completing it by Signing Your Name on the completed piece; you will have set a...
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{{quotebox|...chain of events that will make that happen at least around your OC, or yourself. Either that, OR a new Dimension for all that to happen outside of our combined Earth could be opened/created in all of this. Personally, I Want to Encourage Staying Creative and Creating, anyway.
}}
{{quotebox|SOO Much is still yet to be Final and Determined sound and well by the Cosmos and Fate of events. We will be able to figure this part out better later on after the #DimensionalMerge.
}}
{{quotebox|PHEW! That is a whole Meta Mind-Blower, right there. My sequence of thoughts have ended there, so I do believe that should be just about everything covered for The Merge Survival Guide. Any questions, please leave and comment to @SonichuMerch,...
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{{quotebox|...and the most Frequently Asked Questions will be relayed to me, and I, or Magi-Chan, will personally answer them. Also, you all can clear your thoughts and take deep breaths in a short meditate to ask your question in your mind and the wisdom of the Cosmos will respond.
}}
{{quotebox|Thank You All for heeding our warnings and information on the #DimensionalMerge. All of you, Stay Safe, Well and Creative, and Remember to THINK and Keep COMMON SENSE in your minds and hearts.
⚡️💙⚡️
#1218C197
}}

==Raw Dump==

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@CWCSonichu
29 Nov 2018
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That was a good minute that I was part of (Time Code: 25:04 - 26:20). 😊
⚡️💙⚡️Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,
Justin Silverman @MAGfest

@JustySilverman
Check @the3GI's feature-legnth "Shrek Retold" out. Hundreds of artists came together to remake Shrek. My review: "I'm listed as producer for some reason..." https://youtu.be/pM70TROZQsI
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Everyone who has seen her work knows as well as I, and I have enjoyed some of her pieces. 😊 @AmyMethvenart does very good art, so lend her a bit of help and get some awesome styled art in return. She really does put full heart and ambition into her work!Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,
Jasper Pie

@DaJoestanator
My friend @AmyMethvenart is in a bit of a spot and needs commissions, so if you wants awesome artwork by Christmas time, I'd go to her now! https://twitter.com/AmyMethvenart/status/1068086635928190976 …

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OR, in other words, what do you do when you have a Hyperactive Soul, and your body is falling behind in keeping up with it?
⚡️💙⚡️

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What do you do when you have such a case of insomnia that melatonin and coffee end up having near full opposite effects with you?🌀😔🌀
⚡️💙⚡️
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26 Nov 2018
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I also put Trypticon on the Wish List, but you can get it Least Expensive at BigBadToyStore, MISB.

Transformers Titans Return Titan Trypticon

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26 Nov 2018
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Hey, take a look at this wishlist, everyone who wishes to send me a gift. Thank you. Large monetary amounts (minimum of $20) sent directly to my PayPal is also good.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1NBYMDW5KQSWH … #Amazon

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24 Nov 2018
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Mad Munchkin 'The Importance of Staying Creative' Bronycon 2018 Panel

She did a Very Awesome Panel this year! Seriously: Stay Creative, even during these merging times of ours. Bonus, Look for me and Nightstar in the audience. Yay! 😊

https://youtu.be/YYv6hR9e-0U via @YouTube

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22 Nov 2018
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So, one more time: Keep the Faith, Keep Calm, Pray to the CPUs, and practice your Common Sense and THINK.
⚡️💙⚡️

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22 Nov 2018
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...I am really not at liberty to share the Really Specific Details as they are happening or before they happen. It is all part of my share of the responsibilities in all of this, and I am minor in the level, yet also important.

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22 Nov 2018
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...off-the-charts in doing its part in all of this, as well as keeping track of the events in action and yet to come. I have to keep the details that I end up sharing online non-specific and opaque, or Not Sharing Them At All, because...

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...the Dimensional Merge was upon us, I stated that it was really beginning, as it had been warming up for a while beforehand. And the sequence of events has been continuing to unfold in both this Earth of 1218, and the Earth of C-197. My mind and psychic superpowers has been...

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22 Nov 2018
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...our own OCs and everyone else’s: I am thankful for the 1218 & C-197 Dimensional Merge in Progress. Do believe me, and keep the faith, and pray to the CPUs, please, because I do tell the truth about that.

Off-topic for a bit: when I said on Monday the 19th that...

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10) Last, but certainly Not Least, but the Best:

I am thankful for the many, many, many new acquaintances, friends, allies and family that I was able to meet, greet and get to know better of over the past year. And, slipping this in, as it is indeed how we All get closer to...

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6) We still have the house to reside in and keep us safe and warm.

7) The sincere, heartfelt kindness from most people of this world.

8) The arts and creations from myself and Everyone.

9) Good Music, and other Simple Things.

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3) My mother is still alive, healthy, strong and well. She Is Strong to handle all that unpacking, Finally.

4) New Family of Love with the Kittens that came in and gone, and the one that stayed; our purringly fun Sylvia.

5) I’m still alive, healthy, positive and optimistic.

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22 Nov 2018
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2) I became bestowed with the memories and soul of Scarlet, the CPU of Comma and the Commodore Consoles, and became a CPU, myself. All of the responsibilities and superpowers I am still getting better acquainted and knowing of. I do promise to do my best with my peers and allies.

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22 Nov 2018
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I don’t have to ask for more from the five of us together, but there is a whole lot More in store.

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22 Nov 2018
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I’m Thankful and Blessed for:

1) I finally got Married, to not just one, but four: Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel and Sylvana Rosechus, and the one and only Mewtwo. Destiny does work, and in crazy ways, sometimes. I Love my Guardian Angel, my Destined Gal, and two more smart psychics

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22 Nov 2018
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Things that I am thankful for; counting my blessings; the year (and that six month) flew by slow, yet quick. Too many new things to count, so I’ll just list ten of them (in no particular order).

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22 Nov 2018
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“Thanksgiving Dinner, let’s all eat. E-I-E-I-O! And on Thanksgiving, we’ll invite some Indians” (should be Natives)”, E-I-E-I-O.”
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22 Nov 2018
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My favorite Thanksgiving TV special, you may think would be “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” (Classic!), but NO. My Thanksgivings aren’t complete without watching the Helen Keller episode of South Park. The Gobbles and Timmy story is good, but the Kindergartner’s Play is the seller

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22 Nov 2018
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Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!
⚡️💙⚡️

Be thankful for those and yourselves who have brought joy upon you throughout the year in good tidings, along with the other blessings.
🦃🦃🦃🦃

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18 Nov 2018
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The merge is in progress and will be taking final effect very soon. Have Faith, and pray to the CPUs, Everyone.

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@CWCSonichu
18 Nov 2018
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Part Two: Locations

https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1056961181888450561?s=21 …

Part Three: Your Counterparts and You

https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1057329585916915712?s=21 …

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Part Four: Post-Merge

And now, what will be After the Dimensional Merge, and everything has settled down? All buildings, objects, and individual people and creatures…
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@CWCSonichu
18 Nov 2018
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For you all who have not read it yet, here are the links to the guide I had made earlier.

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@CWCSonichu
Good Morning, Everyone. It is I, your friendly local CPU, Christine. And, right now, I am going to take a crack on getting the ball rolling on talking about the Dimensional Merge, how it affects this world we are living on, here…
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The time has come.

Be sure to pray to the CPUs.
⚡️💙⚡️

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17 Nov 2018
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Sylvia is doing very well. 😊

Cat video - Sylvia playing https://youtu.be/fjPUGJZE8iI via @YouTube

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15 Nov 2018
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Also, aside from that, it’s (winter mix) raining here, and our power just went out. We’re all okay, the dogs and cats too, and calling our electric company to report it now.
⚡️💙⚡️

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15 Nov 2018
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...for all of the OCs on the merged Earth to combine with the remaining regular population count without increasing the original 1218’s Earth Population Count..

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15 Nov 2018
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The best outcome in the #DimensionalMerge is 59% of 1218’s Earth Surviving and, not counting the OCs, 11.25% of C-197’s Earth Surviving. I am not at liberty to give the math answer, but it is sufficient to state that the division can be equal between both Earths, making room...

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15 Nov 2018
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To clarify the earlier Tweets, the Ratio of those Surviving/Dying and the Margin of Error applies to Both Earths of 1218 and C-197, with the ratio being applied to each of them. So, in C-197’s Earth, OCs aside, the remaining population, 61.25%, is Equal to 1218’s Earth Population

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14 Nov 2018
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Hey, @AmyMethvenart, I was pondering: your Mary Sue is “practically perfect in every way”, yet the same is said of Mary Poppins. Would Poppins be considered an overpowered Mary Sue Type, or would your Sue call Poppins a poser? Either way, it’s all awesome! 😊

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14 Nov 2018
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RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win a Sonic Pop! PEZ! @PEZCandyUSA

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Whoever said math is applicable in real life, that person was Very Correct.
⚡️💙⚡️

I did the math in my head.

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...with the likely and best outcome of up to 59% of 1218’s Earth surviving, and 51% of the non-OC people of C-197’s Earth surviving.

See for yourselves, out of the percentages, how it equals out, with the chance of cost equal between both Earths, yet possibly moreso in C-197’s.

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...in the #DimensionalMerge is equivalent. Anyone else who wants to do the math for themselves: that’s 51% Surviving, 41% Dying, 8% Margin of Error, respectively for Both Earths, with the guaranteed survival of the OCs which make up 38.75% of C-197’s total population,...

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...38.75% of the total worldwide population in C-197’s Earth. Which means the remaining 61.25% is literally Equal to 100% of 1218’s Earth (Our World Here). And, in thinking it further last night in doing all the math, the ratio of those who survive and those who die...

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Good Morning, Everyone. I have a fun fact about the population of C-197’s earth to share. I just learned this from Magi-Chan last night: all of the OCs, counting the self-counterparts that greatly differ from their respective Creator here, makes up about...

#1218C197

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11 Nov 2018
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✨🎨!!! ARTISTS !!! 🎨✨

I think its amazing how in the last couple days this artist follow trend made the art community here closer and more supportive of eachother

SO! I want to join too. i’ll follow all artists who follow me and rt this post! 🌸 lets get to know eachother

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It’s a relief to see bullies get their comeuppance.

Top 10 TV Bullies Who Got What They Deserved https://youtu.be/o8yQ1XTiD-k via @YouTube

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10 Nov 2018
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❤️ Hello, if you are a creator please RT this so that I can follow you! I would urge others to do the same too, following and supporting other artists! I’d love some new art friends. Inspired by everyone else.
Please leave some of your art below ❤️

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And we will all be soon able to fully see them in the #DimensionalMerge. Be grateful, us Creators who have seen and talked with some of them before, as well as those with truesight, as we all will be better able to hang with them. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️

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13 Nov 2018
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As I have stated earlier, Every Original Character Begins in our Sister Dimension, C-197, and stays there, unless that OC is specified to Mainly Exist in an alternate dimension or timeline aside from C-197.

Summary: Every OC Exists and Co-Exists, alive and well, starting there.

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13 Nov 2018
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ZAP IT UP! This person gets it! 😃
⚡️💙⚡️ https://twitter.com/Mad74401413/status/1062328017693884416 …

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13 Nov 2018
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And he thanks us from his soul as he works with his bunch of OCs to make our world more safe and awesome! 😊
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Cathy Weseluck

@CathyWeseluck
Farewell to the Legendary Stan Lee...we thank you, from our Hearts.
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12 Nov 2018
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I’ve just heard: Stan Lee died from this world earlier today, 11/12/2018. Fortunately, his counterpart in C-197 lives on, and the two souls have merged together, and we will see him again after the #DimensionalMerge.Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,

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@TheRealStanLee
#FlashbackFriday (courtesy of the #StanLeePapers) to the final day of @Comic_Con 43 years ago today. What events would you have liked to attend?
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11 Nov 2018
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I saw that; I like it, and so does Patti; she adopted that outfit for herself after seeing it. 😊Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,

A Big Fat Bear.

@UmbrellaVinyl
@CWCSonichu, I made this awhile ago. How do you like Patti-Chan's design?
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11 Nov 2018
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Hey, Everyone! I still have the Golden Stamps, now reduced by 100 down to $250, so Buy Now, Please! Need Money.
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10 Nov 2018
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RT & follow @OriginalFunko for a chance to WIN an exclusive Social Media Freddy Funko Pop!

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10 Nov 2018
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Get some Pika Power Today!
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Friends:

A veteran with a paraplegic wife lost his dad this week. The family can not afford to get to the funeral. This comes from a Navy Master Chief I know personally and trust.

Can you help get this family home for the funeral tomorrow?

https://www.facebook.com/donate/489822828196226/?fundraiser_source=external_url …

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@CWCSonichu
Love It! ⚡️💙⚡️😊

Minor note: I’ll overlook the lack of brown stripes on the shoes, and I’d want Sonichu to be playable as an Avatar, so he and Sonic can work together.…
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But, on the Positive Note, for the first time in a long while, without requiring a Melatonin, I actually fell asleep in less than an hour’s time, and stayed asleep for up to five hours, before waking to Sylvia resting on my head again. 😸

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I also heard about what happened in California; such a crime and shame. This is one reason why I encourage everyone to Think and practice Common Sense. At least the people made it out. I pray the fires get doused ASAP.
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Now, if only we can get this Mod as free DLC for Sonic Forces on PS4, XBoxOne and Nintendo Switch.
😊⚡️💙⚡️

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Love It! ⚡️💙⚡️😊

Minor note: I’ll overlook the lack of brown stripes on the shoes, and I’d want Sonichu to be playable as an Avatar, so he and Sonic can work together.

Smash Bros Ultimate Did This! - Sonichu - Mod Showcase - Sonic Forces https://youtu.be/AjYEoajypPM via @YouTube

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Look at Sylvia on my head. She is soo sweet and cuddly. 😸

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Ah! PS4 version of PUBG; I’ll want In on that. ⚡️💙⚡️ https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2018/11/7/18071336/pubg-free-microsoft-xbox-one-free-pro-evolution-soccer-2019 …

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Also, Sylvia is doing a lot better now; her eye is clearing up. She should become a grown-up cat very soon.
😸

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I also enjoyed “Take My Hand”, which I downloaded a few years ago.

Take My Hand - Single by Tara Strong
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I always like a good song that makes me smile, as well as being able to help others out too. 😊⚡️💙⚡️Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,
tara strong
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@tarastrong
So @RealEGDaily & I did a thing to make folks laugh but also for charity. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/impeachable-beautiful-single/1441473930 … proceeds going to https://www.gofundme.com/OrangeRibbonsForJaime …, & https://ginarosemontaltomemorialfoundation.org/
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I’ve got over the longest Depression I’ve had years ago, but for everyone else who is feeling depressed, I want them to be able to feel happy again.
😊⚡️💙⚡️Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,
Depression Notes™ 📄

@depressionnote
RT if you are tired of depression 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️
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It REALLY Hurts when someone you’ve been working hard as possible in your own individual abilities and resources, while in your arms, and so young, breathes their final breath with dilated pupils. 😭😭😭
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I feel it's time that I let people know; last night, my Newly Adopted Kitten, Patches, died in My Arms.

I Had Just taken him to see the vet. Dr. Hagen. We purchased him a Heating Pad as well as some kitten food with nutritional supplements; but to No Avail.

Hurt and Drained. 😿

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I’m saying some silent prayers.Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart added,
Cher
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@cher
Let’s say little silent prayer....
Couldn’t Hurt🙏🏻
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As a Moderate who was helping the country, I Voted Democr-r-r-atically!
⚡️💙⚡️
#RockTheVote 2018

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The 2018 CWCville Election is now live until November 30th! We've partnered with @CWCSonichu for this project and the winner will be the next adviser to the CPU. Tshirts, long-sleeve shirts, hoodies, and stickers are available.

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If you live in the United States and are eligible, you should vote Tuesday.
Afterward, consider this idea: Be polite about it, no matter the outcome. Change the dialogue. Make it about leading, not winning.

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A couple of good Q&As that has come to my attention today that I’ve personally addressed just now.

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Peter Cullen

2026-08-29T06:31:44Z

Hurtful Truth Level: Redirected page to Miscellaneous celebrities#Peter Cullen

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[[Category:Dead]] [[Category:Silent Generation]]

Stan Lee

2026-08-29T06:29:16Z

Hurtful Truth Level: Redirected page to Miscellaneous celebrities#Stan Lee

#redirect [[Miscellaneous celebrities#Stan Lee]]

[[Category:Dead]] [[Category:Greatest Generation]]

Miscellaneous celebrities

2026-08-29T06:21:55Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

'''Miscellaneous celebrities''' are well-known individuals who have made appearances in Christory, but not enough to warrant separate articles.

==Boogie2988==
[[File:Boogie2988.jpeg|thumb|100px|Boogie and his [[sweetheart]].]]
{{w|Boogie2988}} had a voice actor role in ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' from [[2022]]. He also collaborated with Planet Dolan in [[May 2016]], something Chris likely is aware of.<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#Planet Dolan]]</ref> He and Chris have had interactions over [[Twitter]]. In [[November 2023]], Chris replied to a tweet about favorite video games.<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Video game]]</ref> In [[December 2023]], Chris replied to Boogie's tweet about his relationship, saying, "I, for one, appreciate and like seeing you both content and mutually appreciating each other as soul mates. It is very good."<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Boogie2988]]</ref>

As a panel member of the podcast ''[[Lolcow Live]]'', Boogie tweeted at Chris in November 2023, attempting to persuade him to accept an invite onto the show.<ref>https://x.com/Boogie2988/status/1729596851622457424 ([https://archive.fo/SYVjY archive])</ref> Chris ultimately decided against appearing, objecting to the "lolcow" label in a message sent to the podcast staff.

==Caitlyn Jenner==
[[File:7 November 2024 Caitlyn Jenner block.png|thumb|100px|Chris blocking Jenner]]
Caitlyn Jenner, formerly named Bruce Jenner, is a media personality and former professional athlete, known for identifying as [[hermaphrodite|transgender]]. Chris occasionally posted on social media about Jenner since [[June 2015]],<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#A Thought Out Thought]]</ref> and has also replied in support to Jenner's tweets.<ref>[[January 2017 tweets#Praise for Caitlyn Jenner]]</ref>

However, on 7 [[November 2024]], Chris blocked Jenner's [[Twitter]] over the latter's support of [[Pmurt]]. Chris remarked, "What the hell?! Caitlyn supported Trump?! Well, I am no longer her fan, regardless of her being a fellow transwoman."<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Blocking Caitlyn Jenner]]</ref>
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==Megan Youmans==
[[File:Megan Youmans.jpg|thumb|100px|Youmans on Chris.]]
Megan Youmans, a voice actress, once claimed over Twitter that Chris approached her to sell his work, but she was unaware of his history until her staff explained it to her. She filed it as her "worst WTF freelance artist moment".<ref>https://x.com/MeganRYoumans/status/1782945404877000784 ([https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SMk8t archive])</ref>

Youmans gave no context or details for the alleged encounter.

==Peter Cullen==

==Stan Lee==

==The Official Podcast==
===Cr1TiKaL===
[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
{{w|Cr1TiKaL}} has collaborated with [[Planet Dolan]] in [[December 2015]], something Chris is likely aware of.<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#Planet Dolan]]</ref> In [[September 2023]], Chris shared a picture of himself holding a GFUEL Cr1TiKaL can to [[Helena]].<ref>[[Helena DMs#Keeping a Low Profile]]</ref> On 14 [[March 2025]], Chris mentioned that perhaps he could do another Q&A session via livestream, as long as he receives "genuine thoughts and questions" that are not "mean-spirited or MoistCr1TiKaL." Chris then explained that he was making a joke about not wanting any criticisms, and also said "I like penguinz0, he's a cool guy."<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>

It is unclear if Cr1TiKaL is aware of Chris's approval.

===Kaya Orsan===
Orsan commissioned a drawing from Chris for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser, though the fundraiser was cancelled in light of Chris's [[incest]] scandal. Chris had completed the drawing, and it was listed for sale on [[OfficialCWCmart]] in [[July 2026]].<ref>[[2026 Sales Listings#Worms Not Rockin' in Constantinople: 2021 Commissioned Art]]</ref>

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File:Worms Not Rockin' in Constantinople 2021 Commissioned Art9.jpg|Orsan's request.
File:Ottomanchu.jpg|The drawing.
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August 2026 social media posts

2026-08-29T05:22:53Z

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This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[August 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Releasing [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)|two]] [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates|videos]]==
1 August 
10:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Sorry for the delay, but I gave higher priority to a few close friends to see it first. But, Finally, Changeable Scouts, Part 4!(Subtitled Version coming soon)⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Also a Channel Update and Announcement Video. I am open for collabs, Doc ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates]]'']}}

==Rejecting date offer==
1 August 
11:14 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Jawn @JawnGore|@CPU_CWCSonichu no more jokes. You and me, real date, I’ll pick you up in my rolls royce, I’ll have a bouquet of roses, a gift, and a smile. I’ll take you to your favorite restaurant, wear your favorite dress, so I can take it off later. No phones, no politics, no bs. Just us. Xo

[[File:X - Rejecting date offer.jpeg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No.}}

==Toys "R" Us==
4 August 
12:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter one minute later. It shows the Toys "R" Us in [[Wikipedia:Westlake, Ohio|Westlake, Ohio]].

{{quotebox|Look where [[Son-Chu]] and I stopped by at. 
⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Toys "R" Us|ToysRUs]] 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us2.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|And we found a few #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged figures in there as well, like I said in my review videos. 
⚡️💙⚡️

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| previous = [[August 2026 Cameo videos#Aaron's Birthday|Aaron's Birthday]]
| next = [[The Sick Mind of EDP445]]
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{{quotebox|So satisfying! ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us3.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Chris at Toys "R" Us posted 4 August 2026.jpeg|300px]]
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==ToysRUs is making a comeback==
4 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:20 PM|[''Replying to the previous post'']

My local toys r us closed eight years ago.. :(}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=8:01 PM|Good thing #ToysRUs is making a comeback, one store at a time.}}

==Approved CWC cosplay==
13 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:08 PM|[''Replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Toys "R" Us|an earlier post]]'']

Hey Christine I made a [[cosplay]], how does it look? 
[[File:Bluesky - Approved CWC cosplay.png|300px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=7:10 PM|👍🏻}}

==Chris would buy a new SEGA console==
18 August 
9:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Star Wars Timeline (Ben) 🇷🇺🇺🇸|Humor me this...

1. SONY cancels 💿 come 2028 
2. [[Sega|SEGA]] re-enters console war 
3. Drops new console w/disc drive 
4. Publishes their main titles exclusively

Would you buy a new @SEGA console? 
✔️Yes 
❌No 
[''Posts picture of a hypothetical SEGA "NOVA" video game console.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death==
27 August 
11:54 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=phillewis.bsky.social|Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Peter Cullen will always be remembered well as a voice of leadership and morale. I have also heard his humorous side through the likes of Eddy Spencer, as well as his friendship with #FrankWelker. Live long and Roll Out, Peter. See you soon.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 2==
27 August 
11:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|honestly just sort of dazed}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Me too! Peter Cullen was very inspirational and fun. I always like that heroic vibe he puts out in his dialogue, serious and fun.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 3==
27 August 
12:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=theahmedraafat.bsky.social|The real Optimus Prime dying one month before the 1986 Transformers 40th anniversary re-release titled “apology tour” (to apologize for the trauma caused by the fictional death of Optimus Prime when the film came out) is some weird cosmic bullshit}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You said it.}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 4==
27 August 
12:21 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

[''replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Reaction to Peter Cullen's death|an earlier post]]'']

{{quotebox|About just more than half a month from the re-debut of the updated movie, too. That hits like a truck, indeed. 😭 Even moreso than a truck. Like a father, Peter Cullen was. I felt the same.

[''posts image of Transformers: The Movie'']}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 5==
27 August 
12:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Em Gomez @EmGo316|A truly sad day for the franchise and the fandom. Rest in power, Peter Cullen. The man who taught us to be strong enough to be gentle. Forever a Prime. Forever our leader. Forever in the hearts of many generations. We love you. Till all are one.🙏🏼😔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Very much so. I feel the same. We all weep, but we must continue as everything completes and moves onward Til when All Are One. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 6==
27 August 
12:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=BigBadToyStore|We are deeply saddened by the passing of Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime.

His voice gave Optimus strength, compassion, and leadership, inspiring generations of Transformers fans.

Our condolences go out to his family, friends, and all whose lives he touched.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He has touched Everyone. He's got the Touch. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 7==
27 August 
12:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily|The gobots cartoon is goated because they really had peter cullen in the cast only voicing glup shittos}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Rip Peter Cullen thank you for everything king rest easy 💔💔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

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==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 8==
27 August 
12:51 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=80sThen80sNow|Peter Cullen, Known To Most of Us As Optimus Prime, Provided the Voices To Hundreds of Beloved Characters Including:

Spider Man and His Amazing Friends
Dr. Bruce Banner, Hulk, Mysterious, Red Skull

Rainbow Brite: Murky Dismal

Pac Man: Sour Puss

Knight Rider: K.A.R.R.

Monchhichhis: Shreeker, Snitchit, Gonker

Transformers: Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Streetwise, Wingspan, Slugslinger, Nightstick

The Biskitts: Dog Foot, Fang, Scratch

Dungeons and Dragons: Venger

Dragon’s Lair: Bertram, Sir Hubert Blunt

Voltron: Coran, King Alfor, Narrator

Go-Bots: Spoiler, Tank and Pincher

G.I. Joe: Airborne, Ramar, Zandar

Moondreamers: Igon + Others

Rambo: The Force of Freedom: Sergeant Havoc, Razor

Filmation Ghostbusters: Eddie Spenser Jr., Eddie Spencer Sr. Haunter

The New Adventures of Johnny Quest: Patch

Foofur: Baby the Rat, Vinnie the Cat

Also Provided Voices For:
The Muppet Babies, Snorks, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy Doo, The Smurfs, The Dukes, Mr. T, Pound Puppies, Bravestarr, Duck Tales, The Real Ghostbusters Visionairies, Dino-Riders, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gummi Bears, Rude Dawg and the Dweebs, TaleSpin, Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers, Tom & Jerry Kids, Tiny Toon Adventures and Many More!}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen1.jpg
File:X - 27Aug2026 - cullen2.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Peter Cullen will return post-Merge==
27 August 
9:31 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=happygolucky07.bsky.social|[''replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Reaction to Peter Cullen's death|an earlier post]]'']

Chris, what the hell do you mean you're gonna see him soon? Do you mean in heaven or something?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|His soul is in his [[C-197]] self-counterparts' body. We'll see him again along with the various [[OCs]] after the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]]'s completion.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=happygolucky07.bsky.social|Can you please explain that in a more logical sense?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I've explained it before. In maintaining the numbers between both the C-197 and 1218 halves of this Earth, so there is no over-population post merge, one passes on one half, their soul migrates into the body and merging with the Soul of their counterpart on the other half.}}
{{quotebox|This applies to both halves. If the specific individual passes on the C-197 half, they migrate and merge with their matching counterpart on the 1218 half. And vice-versa from 1218 to C-197 half. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|so by your logic, if we just cause a world-ending event on one half while preventing said catastrophe from happening on the other half, it'd effectively complete the dimension merge early}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's more complicated than that, and there is Divine Tining involved.}}
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August 2026 social media posts

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This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[August 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Releasing [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)|two]] [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates|videos]]==
1 August 
10:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Sorry for the delay, but I gave higher priority to a few close friends to see it first. But, Finally, Changeable Scouts, Part 4!(Subtitled Version coming soon)⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Also a Channel Update and Announcement Video. I am open for collabs, Doc ⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates]]'']}}

==Rejecting date offer==
1 August 
11:14 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Jawn @JawnGore|@CPU_CWCSonichu no more jokes. You and me, real date, I’ll pick you up in my rolls royce, I’ll have a bouquet of roses, a gift, and a smile. I’ll take you to your favorite restaurant, wear your favorite dress, so I can take it off later. No phones, no politics, no bs. Just us. Xo

[[File:X - Rejecting date offer.jpeg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No.}}

==Toys "R" Us==
4 August 
12:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter one minute later. It shows the Toys "R" Us in [[Wikipedia:Westlake, Ohio|Westlake, Ohio]].

{{quotebox|Look where [[Son-Chu]] and I stopped by at. 
⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Toys "R" Us|ToysRUs]] 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us1.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us2.jpeg|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|And we found a few #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged figures in there as well, like I said in my review videos. 
⚡️💙⚡️

{{Infobox/video
| name = Toys "R" Us video
| ytid = 0bB61Cu6-1k
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[August 2026 Cameo videos#Aaron's Birthday|Aaron's Birthday]]
| next = [[The Sick Mind of EDP445]]
}}}}
{{quotebox|So satisfying! ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:Son-Chu Toys "R" Us3.jpeg|300px]] [[File:Chris at Toys "R" Us posted 4 August 2026.jpeg|300px]]
}}

==ToysRUs is making a comeback==
4 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:20 PM|[''Replying to the previous post'']

My local toys r us closed eight years ago.. :(}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=8:01 PM|Good thing #ToysRUs is making a comeback, one store at a time.}}

==Approved CWC cosplay==
13 August

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Le stooped man|time=7:08 PM|[''Replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Toys "R" Us|an earlier post]]'']

Hey Christine I made a [[cosplay]], how does it look? 
[[File:Bluesky - Approved CWC cosplay.png|300px]]}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=7:10 PM|👍🏻}}

==Chris would buy a new SEGA console==
18 August 
9:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Star Wars Timeline (Ben) 🇷🇺🇺🇸|Humor me this...

1. SONY cancels 💿 come 2028 
2. [[Sega|SEGA]] re-enters console war 
3. Drops new console w/disc drive 
4. Publishes their main titles exclusively

Would you buy a new @SEGA console? 
✔️Yes 
❌No 
[''Posts picture of a hypothetical SEGA "NOVA" video game console.'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death==
27 August 
11:54 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=phillewis.bsky.social|Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Peter Cullen will always be remembered well as a voice of leadership and morale. I have also heard his humorous side through the likes of Eddy Spencer, as well as his friendship with #FrankWelker. Live long and Roll Out, Peter. See you soon.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 2==
27 August 
11:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|honestly just sort of dazed}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Me too! Peter Cullen was very inspirational and fun. I always like that heroic vibe he puts out in his dialogue, serious and fun.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 3==
27 August 
12:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=theahmedraafat.bsky.social|The real Optimus Prime dying one month before the 1986 Transformers 40th anniversary re-release titled “apology tour” (to apologize for the trauma caused by the fictional death of Optimus Prime when the film came out) is some weird cosmic bullshit}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You said it.}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 4==
27 August 
12:21 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

[''replying to [[August 2026 social media posts#Reaction to Peter Cullen's death|an earlier post]]'']

{{quotebox|About just more than half a month from the re-debut of the updated movie, too. That hits like a truck, indeed. 😭 Even moreso than a truck. Like a father, Peter Cullen was. I felt the same.

[''posts image of Transformers: The Movie'']}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 5==
27 August 
12:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Em Gomez @EmGo316|A truly sad day for the franchise and the fandom. Rest in power, Peter Cullen. The man who taught us to be strong enough to be gentle. Forever a Prime. Forever our leader. Forever in the hearts of many generations. We love you. Till all are one.🙏🏼😔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Very much so. I feel the same. We all weep, but we must continue as everything completes and moves onward Til when All Are One. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 6==
27 August 
12:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=BigBadToyStore|We are deeply saddened by the passing of Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime.

His voice gave Optimus strength, compassion, and leadership, inspiring generations of Transformers fans.

Our condolences go out to his family, friends, and all whose lives he touched.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He has touched Everyone. He's got the Touch. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 7==
27 August 
12:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily|The gobots cartoon is goated because they really had peter cullen in the cast only voicing glup shittos}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Rip Peter Cullen thank you for everything king rest easy 💔💔}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

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==Reaction to Peter Cullen's death 8==
27 August 
12:51 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=80sThen80sNow|Peter Cullen, Known To Most of Us As Optimus Prime, Provided the Voices To Hundreds of Beloved Characters Including:

Spider Man and His Amazing Friends
Dr. Bruce Banner, Hulk, Mysterious, Red Skull

Rainbow Brite: Murky Dismal

Pac Man: Sour Puss

Knight Rider: K.A.R.R.

Monchhichhis: Shreeker, Snitchit, Gonker

Transformers: Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Streetwise, Wingspan, Slugslinger, Nightstick

The Biskitts: Dog Foot, Fang, Scratch

Dungeons and Dragons: Venger

Dragon’s Lair: Bertram, Sir Hubert Blunt

Voltron: Coran, King Alfor, Narrator

Go-Bots: Spoiler, Tank and Pincher

G.I. Joe: Airborne, Ramar, Zandar

Moondreamers: Igon + Others

Rambo: The Force of Freedom: Sergeant Havoc, Razor

Filmation Ghostbusters: Eddie Spenser Jr., Eddie Spencer Sr. Haunter

The New Adventures of Johnny Quest: Patch

Foofur: Baby the Rat, Vinnie the Cat

Also Provided Voices For:
The Muppet Babies, Snorks, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy Doo, The Smurfs, The Dukes, Mr. T, Pound Puppies, Bravestarr, Duck Tales, The Real Ghostbusters Visionairies, Dino-Riders, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gummi Bears, Rude Dawg and the Dweebs, TaleSpin, Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers, Tom & Jerry Kids, Tiny Toon Adventures and Many More!}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|He also voiced Stallion in Challenge of the Gobots.⚡️💙⚡️

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{{Articleofthenow}}
:''This is the article for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.

[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]].]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.]]

{{quote|The Cwcki, which was originally created without my prior consent, is a [[Wikipedia]] style website about [[Chris|me]] and [[Sagas|my life details]] to the extent of [[Honest Content|what I've shared, personally, online and in writing]], and even what the "Christorians", [[Weens]] and [[Internet]] [[Trolls]] paparazzied of me without my consent or conscious knowledge at those respective times.|Chris on the CWCki, [[September 2024]]<ref>[[FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.#CWCKI]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Only [[Template:Da update|the updates]], once in a while. Just to see if y'all actually [[Sightings ({{#time:Y}})|spotted me out in public]].|Chris on how often he frequents the CWCki, [[March 2025]]<ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref>}}

The '''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee") was created by [[Cogsdev]] in late [[2008]], as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the infamous [[Autism|autistic]] manchild. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).

Although editors attempt to detail as much of Chris as is feasible, like any [[Internet]]-based resource on him, the CWCki's coverage is limited to information both put out by Chris himself and publicly leaked by people chatting with him. However, Chris often chooses not to share details of his life to the public, and not all chats with him have ever been leaked. This can contribute to [[CWCki:Gossip|gaps in understanding]] about Chris.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Internet Exaggerations of Chris's Life]]</ref><ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Chris's Real Life Vs Portrayal on CWCki]]</ref>

[[Marvin]] is the current owner of the CWCki, after Cogsdev had developed troll's remorse and demanded the website be taken down. In late [[2012]], CWCki admin [[Champthom]] created the [[CWCki Forums]], which would later become [[Kiwi Farms]] under [[Null]]'s subsequent ownership.

Until 20 [[December 2019]], the CWCki's motto was '''NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR'''. That motto was [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|dropped]] in response to a substantial increase in people [[Unholy Quintet|trying]] to influence Chris for attention, being replaced with '''OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.''' Historically, the site's operators and regular users were often involved with [[Trolls|trolling Chris directly]]. Today, interacting with Chris is generally advised against for safety and public image, though it is not prohibited.

==History==
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|right|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.]]

=== 110mb era (2008–2010) ===

The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* [[August 2009]]: A [[White-Knighting|white knight]] complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.
* 13-18 [[September 2009]]: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed.
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org. All prior images on the site were manually reuploaded around this time during Operation Restore.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.

=== Independent era (2010–2018) ===

* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com, having obtained the domain name.
* 1 [[March 2016]]: Captcha Service for the CWCki shuts down.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20161004184738/http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru/</ref>
* 21 [[August 2018]]: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. New accounts are only open to those who contact a CWCki jerkop.

=== 1776 Hosting era (2018–2022) ===

* 2 [[November 2018]]: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, owned by [[Null]] (who also owns the [[Kiwi Farms]] and operates it out of 1776 Hosting).
* 12 [[April 2019]]: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!
* 2-12 [[July 2019]]: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.
* 29 [[June 2021]]- 3 [[July 2021]]: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]].
* 12 [[February 2022]] - 16 February 2022: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 13 February) as a result of another DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]] by the same force.
* 22 [[August 2022]]: A harassment campaign against [[Keffals]], and the fallout from it, results in a wave of {{w|denial-of-service attack}}s against the [[Kiwi Farms]], causing the CWCki to go offline.
* [[September 2022]]: {{w|Cloudflare}} ended services with the Kiwi Farms, forcing them to move to {{w|VanwaTech}}; later, the Kiwi Farms suffers a data breach.<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/kiwi-farms-back-online-vanwatech</ref><ref>https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/09/kiwi-farms-has-been-breached-assume-passwords-and-emails-have-been-leaked</ref>

=== Post-1776 Hosting era (2022–present) ===

* 22 [[October 2022]]: Amid the ongoing turmoil with the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki leaves 1776 Hosting after four years and moves to a new host, allowing it to return online after two months offline.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref>

==Forum==
{{main|CWCki Forums}}

Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the [[CWCki Forums]], which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical.

Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.

With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.

==Chris's opinion==
{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[List of Chris's sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}

The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[Chris and his ego|ego]], and as usual issues a [[death threats|death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[Chris and stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the [[Chris and the law|solid legal standing]] of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.

In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.

On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].
{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}

Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.

Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a laugh. After a few more minor [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].

Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and [[The GAMe PLACe]], and to accuse Snyder of being '''[[Obesity|fat]]''', [[pedofork|child-molesting]] and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).
As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his [[Scrapbook of Fail]] has survived in digital form after the [[2014 house fire|fire]]. That was, until [[January 2015]], when Chris posted a long tirade on [[Facebook]], criticizing people who "haze" him on ED and the CWCki. Chris also stated on Facebook in [[December 2016]] that while the CWCki spreads the popularity of Sonichu, it apparently still defaces him in mal-mannered ways.

Since [[2017]], Chris has taken a less harsh stance on the CWCki. In multiple instances on social media, he has used several CWCki articles as references, including the [[Son-chu]], [[Manchester High]], and the [[The End Games]] articles. However, in [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|a tweet]] from [[June 2019]], he demanded that the "Sonichu.com" domain name be changed to "CWCki.com" so he could use it for his own website.

{{quote|AND, I’ve even tried looking on the Cwcki for the Tweet sets as well; They do not have them on there, or they are very difficult to find. [...] WHY was all of this NOT on the Freaking CWCKI?!!!!!!!!!|Chris on using the CWCki for research on his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].<ref name=octplace>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]</ref>}}

==References by Chris==
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* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris and [[Jackie]] have a fairly lengthy discussion about the CWCki. Chris gives her specific examples of inaccuracies and how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him, how the CWCki's front page parodied elements from his [[CWCipedia]], and she informs him that his assumption that the CWCki was created ''after'' the CWCipedia is not true.
* [[Jackie E-mails 15]] - Jackie confronts Chris about his spending habits on [[video games]] after seeing his purchase history information on the CWCki. Chris replies the next day, he complains that he will have to change the password on his RewardZone account, and the rest of the email is mostly about his thoughts for "[[TrollBusters|Troll Awareness and Cyber-Bully Self-Protection]]."
* [[Jackie Chat 2]] - Jackie asks Chris about Best Buy and Samantha, to which Chris tells her that he already told her about it in his [[Jackie E-mails 15|previous email responding to her question of what she saw on the CWCki]].
* [[Jackie Chat 4]] - Chris tells Jackie that he prays that [[McDonald's]] "does not give the dang Cwcki a look" when they perform a background check on him.
* [[Jackie Chat 5]] - Chris briefly mentions the CWCki when recalling going to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] and using his [[Attraction Sign]].
* [[Jackie Chat 6]] - Chris tells Jackie that he's surprised "the trolls" didn't catch that he was also impersonating [[Liquid Chris]] in one of his [[100 2270|his recent videos]], due to it not being included on the CWCki's Da Update (written by [[Champthom]]), which read: "Chris uploads a [[100 2267|video]] where he impersonates [[Clyde Cash]], then [[100 2270|goes on]] to impersonate [[Alec Benson Leary]] [[100 2269|and]] The Beatles." Chris also asks Jackie if she has read about [[Mimms]] on the CWCki, and he tells her about him, explaining that he just wants to "punch his lights out."
* [[Jackie Chat 9]] - Jackie asks Chris "what is this "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty crapped briefs]]" thing i've read about on the cwcki?" They discuss the matter and Chris literally shits himself.
* [[Jackie E-mails 24]] - Chris laments to Jackie about trolls stalking him due to the CWCki's [[Template:PSNTracker|"PSNTracker" template]], and expresses his desire for the CWCki to be "GONE, DELETED, WIPED OFF from the face of the Internet and the World FOREVER, never to be revived, recreated or reuploaded again ever" as his [[Christmas]] wish.
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted a quote on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140702052200/http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs</ref>
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will answer with honesty.
* [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook, 28 April 2012]] - in which Chris discovered the CWCki forum (link to it is admittedly hard to find on the main page, as you ''actually need to scroll down'') and launched a dastardly misinformation campaign of epic proportions. And it totally worked, according to Chris anyway!
* [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]] - Along with many other things, Chris blames [[Megan]] for the creation of the CWCki.
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Mentions the CWCki along with [[4chan]].
* [[June 2014]] - Chris tries to sell his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing‎]] on [[eBay]]. He also told everyone to spend money on it instead of donating to the CWCki.
*[[January 2015 Facebook posts#He Hasn't Forgotten Us!|January 2015 Facebook posts]] - Chris gets mad at the CWCki and ED for "hazing" him.
*[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Take down the CWCki, or Not to take down the CWCki|December 2016 Facebook posts]] - After carefully considering the matter, Chris concludes that the CWCki should be taken down.
* [[March 2017 Facebook Posts]] - Read the article on [[Son-Chu]], then set the record straight on his inspiration for it. He also posted a screenshot of the article to Facebook.
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] - Mentioned how [[The Classic]] is a Ralph Lauren shirt and tells viewers to put "that into your Cwcki".
*[[May 2018 social media posts]] - In response to a user who told him to calm down, warning him that otherwise "CWCiki is going to have a field day with this one", Chris wrote back "YOUR MOM IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR [[duck|LIMP DICK]]!"
*[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|June 2019 social media posts]] - In his tweet searching for forgiveness after his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris digresses into whining how the CWCki owns the Sonichu.com domain and wishes that it remains reserved for him until he relaunches his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]. Also included is a screenshot from the Manchester High article.
*[[The Place chats (December 2019)]] - Replying to a user who commented that the CWCki has a list of [[dimensions]] Chris believes in, albeit being sparse in details, Chris replied, "'''Eye Twitching'''".
*[[January 2020 social media posts]] - Chris tweeted a screenshot of [[The End Games]] article while ranting about their lack of "inclusivity".
*[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls|June 2020 social media posts]] - Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]], mentions the CWCki in a rant about the [[trolls]].
*[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place chats (October 2020)]] - Chris refers to the CWCki for researching his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]] but is disappointed to find that some of his tweet sets on the [[Merge]] were either missing or difficult to find.
*[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris|June 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the 'Christorians' that they're free to chronicle a bizarre series of tweets where he [[Spirit possession#Younger Chris|roleplays as his pre-name change self]].
*[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|July 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the CWCki to update on the lyrics to [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]] as they do not match his intended lines.
*[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]] - Chris tells the "Christorians of the CWCki" to "clean up the language on that website," as he had "[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|already made things clear in that statement video]]." He was likely referring to the [[Main Page|front page]] calling him a "[[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]]".
*[[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]] - In his 18 [[March 2024]] video, Chris reads his Equestria Daily community soapbox post from the [[Equestria Daily]] CWCki page, since the Equestria Daily website scrubbed it.
*[[September 2024 social media posts#Book #0 HD progress and CWCki correction|September 2024 social media posts]] - Chris demands the "Freaking CWCki" update to say that [[CWCville]]'s Pokémon professor isn't [[Cole Smithey]] but rather Professor Pine (although Chris claimed in [[April 2019]] otherwise).<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#CWCVille's Pokemon Professor]]</ref>
*[[Cwclight]] - In [[September 2024]], Chris announced a new website venture. The CWCki is mentioned in it; a partial quote reads: "Personally, I applaud the website on archiving all that of me, and on the other hand, I feel really disappointed of it, due to the bunch of [[Affair with Mother|innacurate details]] and [[Chris and sex|NSFW]] and [[Tranny|hate speak]] spewed throughout in places."<ref>[[FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.#CWCKI]]</ref>
*[[November 2024 social media posts#Chris talks about his audience (detractors, fake and misinformed fans)|November 2024 social media posts]] - While reflecting on the toxic elements of his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], Chris said, "while I take my blame for having said too much in clearing away the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page or even the freaking CWCki, that shit with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Walsh]] and whatnot, a share of the blame does reside within specific individuals that are/were among all of you."
*[[December 2024 social media posts#Bumba Lumba|December 2024 social media posts]] - Chris criticized the CWCki's summary of his [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] for Bumba Lumba.
*[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]] - When a donor asked Chris if he ever reads the CWCki, Chris replied with "Only the updates, once in a while. Just to see if y'all actually spotted me out in public."
*[[November 2025 social media posts##NoToPaxil|November 2025 social media posts]]- Chris tells the CWCki to update the year he started speaking again from 7 to 5 years old.
*[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Son-Chu's powers and abilities|January 2026 social media posts]]- Chris tells the CWCki that Son-Chu was never a 2006 Chevrolet Aveo.
*[[January_2026_social_media_posts#CWCki|January 2026 social media posts]]- Responding to a question, Chris says that if he were to become an editor on the Cwcki, he would also try to become the site's co-owner, rebrand it as [[Cwclight]], and have users to reedit and delete everything that he does not approve.
*In [[C-Log 03182026]], Chris tells the CWCki to stop with the [[Sightings (2026)|bigfoot photos]] assuming it had anything to do with that.

==See also==
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[CWCki Forums]]

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Chris and money

2026-08-28T04:11:06Z

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[[File:Cwcshutup.png|thumb|Chris's response to literally any commercial.]]
{{quote|I'd call a tow truck, but now I have less than $20 between the bank accounts and PayPal.|Chris, after his car broke down on the way home from BronyCon.<ref>[[Waiting for the tow truck]]</ref>}}

{{quote|He's [[Chris and science#Mathematics|not good at math]] when it comes to managing money.|[[Bob Chandler]], understating it.<ref>[[Date with Emily]]</ref>}}

[[Chris]] has repeatedly shown though his actions and words that he has no idea how to handle '''money''' or manage his own finances. Between his impulse spending, [[Chris and his Ego|his greed and selfishness]], his unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money, and his massive sense of entitlement, Chris manages to demonstrate complete incompetence and ineptitude in managing financial affairs. Chris has repeatedly amassed debt on credit cards, only to have his enabling parents bail him out multiple times. [[Monthly tugboat|Too lazy to work]], he refuses to make or follow any type of budget or financial plan, instead spending far beyond his means, and expecting others<ref>[[:File:Piss_and_burn_fb.PNG]]</ref> to pay off his accumulated debt for him. It is clear that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea what financial responsibility is]] and that his enabling, delusional parents taught him nothing about how to handle finances while he was growing up. Irresponsible, careless, and thoughtless, Chris fails at just about every aspect of financial management that can be thought of.

As of [[November 2016]], Chris lists the dumbest thing he's ever spent money on as the $11 cake he ruined [[Cakefarts|by farting on it]].<ref>[[Reddit#Dumbest thing ever spent money on (15 November 2016)]]</ref>

==But wait, Chris isn't employed!==
:''Further reading: [[Chris and work]]''
For the vast majority of Chris's "adult" life, his only source of income has been the "[[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]]" that he received from the U.S. federal government every month. In 2009, the payout was $809 a month, placing his annual income at $9,708. After [[Death of Bob Chandler|Bob's death]], Chris was given a survivor's benefit – increasing the amount to $1,300 per month and making his annual income $15,600. Barb's income, from Social Security and a pension, is around $1,200 per month or $14,400 per year.<ref>https://archive.md/DLyOa</ref> As of 2023, it is very likely that he has ''stopped'' recieving his tugboat, as his [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy venture]] (along with all of his other joint ventures with Praetor) is making much more than the monthly income limit set by the SSA.<ref>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oWEK9Boyzt70RIvhwv3R1jLgK5hl2VCsH6uH2RADfVI/edit?gid=0#gid=0</ref>

Chris's parents originally took $450 to pay for room and board;<ref name="Miyamoto" /> this payment was later increased to $565, and then to $580, after Bob paid off Chris's enormous credit card [[debt]].<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009#8 December]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref> The rest of the tugboat generally went towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], [[McDonald's|junk food]], or [[sex toys|other frivolous purchases]]. However, $229 per month (about $7.50 per day) was (and is) nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for electronic entertainment, pornography, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads, a constant supply of [[McDonald's|Chicken McNuggets]], gallons of [[Coke]], and, since the summer of [[2009]], [[alcohol]]. As of [[January 2010]], he owed roughly $3,500 in credit card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents. Indeed, according to one of his bank statements,<ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg]]</ref> at the end of one month he had fewer than $3 left in his account. Even more, just by straight spending and no other extra income, he put himself $452.57 in the red. How much he got to keep later on isn't known.

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive [sic] shoppiness [sic] (mostly controable [sic]), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.|Chris, [[Chris and his ego|completely deluded and taking pride]] in [[Chris and negligence|being a lazy bastard]].<ref name="Miyamoto">[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>}}

===Chris and impulse spending===
It's obvious that Chris has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his monthly tugboat as possible on frivolous things like [[The Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[List of Chris's video games|video games]], [[alcohol]], [[Kaka Makeup Basics|make-up]], [[Lego|toys]], [[Mia Hamm|prostitutes]] and weekly lottery tickets.<ref name=J12>[[Jackie E-mails 12]]</ref>

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer.<ref name="Miyamoto" /> His [[PlayStation Network]] account has shown that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he still went out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' single [[PlayStation 3]] game that he's ever purchased, and even for ''games he didn't own'', and he also further promoted his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sony fanboyism]] by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris bought his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores. Usually, children are taught the value of money at a very young age – not in Chris's case, apparently.

In [[September 2013]], Chris complained about he and his mom going through "emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By", making it clear that the family income dipped after Bob's passing. However, these supposedly lean times were apparently not enough to motivate Chris to get a job, or even to cut down on unnecessary expenses, as evidenced by him racking up over $1,000 in game purchases on ''The Simpsons: Tapped Out''.<ref>[[Chris's spending on iPhone games]]</ref>

Throughout the summer of 2014, Chris continued to spend thousands of dollars on [[Lego]] and other frivolities, all while whining and complaining on Facebook about the family's poor finances. Chris financed this spending primarily with money from selling custom arts and crafts on his eBay account. Offering free shipping to customers, Chris would receive money from customers, and then pay for shipping out of his own pocket. However, Chris would immediately spend money as soon as it was deposited into his account, often leaving him unable to ship products to customers who had already paid him because of his own financial irresponsibility and [[Chris and negligence|negligence]].

When several of Chris's eBay customers filed complaints against him because Chris failed to ship a order as promised and obligated, Chris responded by harassing and trolling the customers, posting their personal information in a public post on his Facebook account. In light of this, you would think most prospective future customers probably wouldn't want to risk being harassed or scammed by Chris. Unfortunately, to this day, many more still purchase from Chris on a daily basis.

All the while, even as Chris's credit card debt continued to spiral out of control, Chris continued to buy thousands of dollars of video games, Lego, and other frivolities. As if this were not bad enough, just days after putting his and Barb's cars up for sale (at exorbitant prices), Chris went out and bought a 2010 Ford Focus, stating on Facebook that he had been approved for a loan, probably at a high interest rate. He also stated that paying for insurance on his new car was "killing" him, implying that either the insurance payment was costly, that he was having trouble paying it, or both.

In January 2015, it was leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, racking up '''585''' transactions in the last 4.5 years,<ref>[[Nintendo employee reveals details of Chris's Nintendo transactions]]</ref> a list which includes useless shovelware, hoards of 1st-party Nintendo software, Virtual Console games and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he doesn't even like]]. 276 of these purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (buying '''4''' DSs and DSis), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind 39% of purchases Chris has on his account are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high number. This information comes on the heels of Chris begging people for money to fix his mother's cavities, as well as the financial worries that his trials will undoubtedly cause.

In [[July 2016]], a field agent provided the following account of Chris, in a painfully awkward situation where he did not have enough cash to pay for his junk food at a gas station:<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Short on Cash]]</ref>

{{quotebox|My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.}}

One dreads to imagine how his financial incompetence will affect him once Barb is dead - knowing Chris, and while it is quite tragic, he'll probably continue in his destructive spending patterns until he loses everything he has, and even then, he'll [[Ego|learn nothing]].

===Chris's parental enabling===
If Chris were to somehow do a complete 180° on his life and begin working a full 40-hour week, his monthly payment before taxes and payment for room and board would be about $1,260: that's $15,100 annually. Subtracting the money he pays his mom every month to live, as well as the 5% tax his income range mandates in the state of Virginia, Chris could very likely be left with a ridiculous $8,000, which knowing Chris, would be spent on yet more frivolities. Contrast this with the $2,748 Chris pulled in annually from the government after paying off his parents, and it becomes clear that Bob's encouragement came from either thinking Chris would lose his social security if employed (which he wouldn't) or the more accurate notion that his son is a useless failure.

A very likely explanation for Chris's reckless spending is that his parents are at fault (to a degree at least). In addition to coddling him throughout his entire life, they managed to make sure that [[Chris and remorse|Chris has never felt the repercussions for his exorbitant spending (or for anything else)]] by taking over paying Chris's credit card debt, regularly giving him about "$6 a day for small things", buying him [[List of restaurants|fast food]] on a daily basis, and continuing to let himself blow all his money on frivolities and useless stuff, as opposed to essentials like [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|hygiene products]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|courses that could eventually help him onto the employment ladder]] or [[Clown shirt|clothing that isn't unbelievably tacky]]. Whenever Chris manages to [[The GAMe PLACe|get himself into trouble]], he knows that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] will come [[Matthew Noble call|running to his aid and defend him]] and dig him out of whatever mess he's managed to get himself into, even if it is clear that he [[Get-Tar Region|is in the wrong]]. This enabling is the most likely explanation (in addition to his [[Autism|poor impulse control]]) for why Chris spends himself into debt as much as he does.

===Fan funding===
{{main|List of Chris's financial enablers}}

===Chris's beliefs===
[[File:Chris's economic theories.jpeg|thumb|right|A meme explaining why Chris doesn't get capitalism or government.]]

Chris believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless junk, he is aiding the economy and paying for other people's tugboats.<ref>[[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever]]</ref> This is a [[Honor roll|damningly moronic conviction]], since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with ''federal'' payroll tax. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy [[Chris and his ego|fixation]] on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff, and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond. While Chris mocked [[Lars]]’s habit of buying and collecting [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|model boats and addons for them]] after learning about it from [[Jackie]], he [[slow-in-the-minds|failed to realize]] that Lars’s supposed habit was directly parodying his obsessive purchasing and hoarding of video games and DLC, even for games that he didn’t own. Speaking of Jackie, his relationship with her was heavily fraught because he continued to spend tons of money and time on buying and playing video games, even though Jackie wanted him to move away from doing so; when he was asked by Lars during [[Lars Call|a call]] which of the two he wanted more, Chris flatly stated, "I want Jackie and I want to be able to keep my video games." His mother has served as a bad influence regarding Chris’s beliefs in material goods, as she would frequently shop at Goodwill and compulsively hoard the purchases, which both wasted money and helped turn [[14 Branchland Court|their house]] into a [[2014 house fire|fire hazard]].

On 16 [[May 2019]], Chris tweeted a screenshot of an NBC story about how "Ex-EPA chief Scott Pruitt spent nearly $124,000 on 'excessive airfare'." Chris then showed off his complex views on the U.S. economy by saying... {{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. Here’s a Think Piece: firstly, if people didn’t overspend so much, then there would be more money to give to charities around the world. And then that brought to mind that if things had not gone up in price (I Know About Inflation and that More Money has been officially printed and distributed over the decades), there would be more to freely give to those unfortunate. “Why, Back in the day, we used to pay a Nickel for a Hershey Bar. A Nickle [sic]! Now, it’s a dollar, dollar-fiddy; we could be using that $1.45 to feed the hungry everywhere. But, Everyone got greedy for the green and don’t appreciate it as much. A Nickel.” Yep, Grandpa, people have done goofed with inflation and crap. 😔}}<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris has complex economic views]]</ref>

===After the house fire===
On [[10 January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court burned down. This would undoubtedly place the Chandlers in grim circumstances, due to the costs of rebuilding the home and replacing what was lost. Some of his fans pooled their funds to send him a care package, with a money order for $500.<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>

Many, concerned about Chris due to his wasteful spending habits, hoped that this would be the moment in Chris's life where he finally woke up and realized the importance of having a rainy day fund. Unfortunately, not even ''that'' has broken Chris's thick skull; throughout 2014, he wasted '''$5,000''' on ''Lego sets''.<ref>[[Lego#Addiction and Financial Ruin]]</ref><ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

==Barb's toxic influence==
According to a troll with insider info, Chris was able to manage his own finances to a rudimentary degree, even after Bob passed away,<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref> although he still has an issue with not saving money for [[2014 house fire|potential emergencies]].

The troll also asserted that Chris's financial hardships are caused, in most part, by [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] helping herself to Chris's monetary accounts in order to attempt paying her out-of-control debts.<ref>https://archive.md/jt1fU</ref>

{{quotebox|Barb is the one who has serious debt. She fucks up Chris' budgeting by erratically taking money from Chris' account when she needs it, generally without warning.

There are two types of Chris begging videos. One is when Chris wants a bit extra for some legos. You can identify those videos by how vague Chris' requests are, and how relaxed Chris is in the video. Chris isn't in meltdown mode in those videos.

Now, the other type of video is when Barb tried to snatch some money from Chris and Chris doesn't have anything for her. You can identify those videos by how freaked out Chris looks. He's visibly distressed and he's citing specific bills he's got to pay, usually things that seem un-Chris-like. That's when Barb is freaking out at him for not having enough money to pay her debts.

The thing is, the perception is that Chris is bad with money. He's not bad with money (as far as monthly budgeting goes). Despite how foggy Chris' head is, he's got enough memory to recognize patterns in bills over the course of a few months. He knows he's gotta pay electricity bills and rent and things like that. And he does do the math each month about what bills he's got to pay, and how much that leaves him for Legos and food. You can't trust his begging. He begs because he wants more money, not because he's in any financial straits (that is, not including Barb).

He lives cheaply as shit. He saves money by buying dollar store shit. He's the type of person to buy single ply toilet paper at the dollar store. But sometimes he'll splurge and treat himself to things, like alcohol. He does this all while meeting his obligations, like his minimum payments and his bills.}}

Information from Cousin Al<ref>[[Catherine#The bowling outing]]</ref> revealed that Chris and Barb '''had''' an inheritance from Bob worth "tens of thousands of dollars". However, Barb spent all of it on hiring Rob Bell to defend herself (...and Chris) from legal charges incurred after [[28 October 2011|the two of them hit Michael Snyder with a car]]. It should be noted that a state-provided attorney would have been free and yielded the same result (pleading guilty), for the case was so cut-and-dry that even a lawyer of Bell's caliber had no chance of winning it.

In November 2014, Chris revealed to Renee that Barb was borrowing money from his life insurance.<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Barb is borrowing from Chris's life insurance]]</ref>

Although [[Null_DMs#Chris_takes_money_from_Barb|in a Kiwi Farms post]], in the wake of the bombshell that [[Affair with Mother|Chris had been in a sexual relationship with Barb]], [[Null]] revealed that Chris nonchalantly stated in their final conversation with each other that ''he'' had control of her bank account by then (which allowed him to swipe $750). That said, it's unknown whether or not Barb actually used to exploit his finances before the roles eventually switched at some point (not to mention, if so, ''when'').

===Bank lawsuits against Barb===
In 2016, two banks, Discovery and Capital One, sued Barb for not paying '''over $20,000 total''' in debts, leaving the Chandlers ''even further'' in financial turmoil.

Barb herself appeared in multiple videos in 2016-17, trying to [[Chris and manipulation|scam people]] into donating to her.

*[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]
*[[Donations Requested, Please]]
*[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]
*[[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]]

In the first two videos, Barb claimed not to have enough money for asthma medication, and in the third, she claimed to need money for dental work.

If Barb actually needed money for an emergency, she could simply have instructed Chris to sell some of their possessions. In the videos, Chris's toys and Barb's hoard are clearly visible behind them.

==Debt==
{{main|Debt}}

As one could imagine from his poor spending habits and laziness, Chris, along with his mother, is heavily in debt to several creditors. They have been taken to court numerous times over failing to pay their debt, with Chris in particular being sued no less than ''eleven times''. As of the late 2010s, Chris has taken to simply ignoring his debt payments instead of worrying about them, which has led to multiple collection agencies filing suit against him.

==Subscription services==
Chris has been subscribed to various services over the years. These include [[Netflix]] (both their DVD-by-mail and streaming services), Hulu,<ref>[[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris's Poorly-Done Family Guy Screenshot]]</ref> Clip Studio,<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Chris gets an iPad]]</ref> Crystal Council,<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Crystal Council]]</ref> Disney+ (which he has seemingly bundled with Hulu and ESPN),<ref>[[The Place chats (December 2019)#Priorities]]</ref><ref>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Avatar State]]</ref><ref>[[Arbitarch CWC Alliance chats (December 2019)#6 December]]</ref> HBO Max,<ref>[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]]</ref> [[Patreon]], and Tokyo Treat.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Tokyo Treat]]</ref><ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Spends More Money]]</ref><ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Tentacle grape]]</ref>

==Money-Making Schemes==
===Wheeling and Dealing===
Also known as {{w|return fraud}}. In 2010, Chris described buying video games from one store for a lower cost, then exchanging them for a higher amount of store credit at another store.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 15]]</ref>

===Lottery===
Chris considers the lottery to be ''an investment'', and not a form of gambling in reality. In September 2010, he told Jackie the following:<ref name=J12/>

{{quotebox|I invest $4 weekly between Win For Life and Mega Millions; two plays each.}}

Cash4Life and Mega Millions currently costs $2 per play (as of 29 March 2021),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061252/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/megamillions Mega Millions] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20210329061444/https://www.valottery.com/data/draw-games/cash4life Win For Life] descriptions on the official site of Virginia Lottery, accessed 29 March 2021.</ref> meaning that if Chris stopped playing the lottery, he would save around $416 per year.

===Craigslist===
[[File:Chris chan bmw.jpg|thumb|right|The Craigslist ad.]]
{{main|Craigslist}}
In late [[October 2011]], Chris posted a Craigslist ad for a 12-year-old 32" CRT television and expected a non-negotiable $250 for it;<ref>[[Craigslist#Television]]</ref> in reality, this is about the price of a new flatscreen HDTV of that size, and he would be lucky to get a tenth of his asking price.

Chris placed two cars for sale on Craigslist in September 2014. One was a dilapidated, rusty 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block that hadn't run in over a year. Despite having a market value (as scrap) of approximately $150, Chris demanded $5,000 for the automobile, insisting that the cracked engine block made the car a great [[Chris and reality|"fixer upper."]] Chris also placed his mother's BMW z3 for sale. The 1999 BMW z3 is currently listed on the Roanoke Craigslist for $10,000 OBO. Kelley Blue Book estimates the car with 70,000 miles and in a fair condition is worth $4,318. Chris describes the car as "Mint condition Z3 model. Like a go-cart with rocket power. Seriously fun to drive 5 speed and pure joy with the top down. Color is jet black."

===Pawn shops===
{{main|List of Chris's video games#Chris (barely) lets go}}

Chris occasionally visits pawn shops or similar businesses, among them Snooky's Pawn Shop, [[GameStop]] and Plan 9 Music, to sell his old toys and video games so that he can afford new ones.

===eBay===
{{main|eBay}}
Chris has long used eBay to sell bits of his toy hoard. He doesn’t put much effort into researching prices, and often lists items at vastly inflated prices. In August 2016, he listed a used VHS of ''Aladdin'' with a 'Buy it Now' price of '''$3,000'''. There were no (legitimate) takers, probably because one can buy the same edition on Amazon for ''one penny'' (plus shipping, but still).

In June 2019, Chris’s account [[EBay#Suspension_of_Chris's_eBay|was restricted]], and all of the active listings were removed. Two reasons for the restriction against Chris are possible: either his seller approval rating was abysmal (84.7% on 21 June 2019),<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20190621113537/https://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=pristinechristine1982&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true&rt=nc Wayback Machine’s snapshot] of pristinechristine1982’s eBay feedback, archived and accessed 21 June 2019.</ref> or that his PayPal account was in the red.

===CWCville Shopping===
{{main|Chris and business}}
From 2014-2016, Chris sold custom arts and crafts, finally monetizing Sonichu, through [[eBay]], [[Etsy]] and [[Lulu]], before losing his business due to [[PS4|stress]].

===Kickstarter===
{{main|Kickstarter}}

On 23 September 2014, Chris opened a Kickstarter project, asking for $5,000 to build the CWCville shopping mall out of LEGO. At the end of the campaign, Chris raised just $150 from 27 backers, causing the campaign to fail and Chris never seeing the money.

In [[July 2022]], Chris mentioned, in letters sent while he was [[Jail Saga|in jail for incest]], that he wanted to start a Kickstarter campaign to essentially bribe his mother into leaving the house and letting him live there again.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> However, no such project has been found, if it was ever created to begin with.

===YouTube monetization===
Chris has monetized most of the videos which appear on his YouTube channel, as another way of [[Etsy|profiting]] from his internet infamy. As further proof of Chris's entitlement issues, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that at one point around [[March 2016]], Chris received $80 and was "pissed" that he hadn't gotten more.<ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>

{{quotebox|This is going to become a pattern. Chris is going to do one of his 'Let's Plays' followed by an e-begging video and then polish it off by purchasing some dumb thing he doesn't need in excess of fifty bucks. He knows how this system works and it's the greatest amount of payoff with the least amount of work; the first time when Chris played Destiny he made 80$ from Youtube(And was surprisingly pissed it was that small, fuck that, I want eighty bucks from Youtube). Then he makes a video whining about how he needs more money and lo and behold, he gets even more~! If anything people are contributing to his float and that convinces him he can get away with being frivolous that much more. }}

Social Blade estimates that as of 12 December 2019, Chris could earn between $245 and $3,900 per year,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191212192942/https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/cwcvilleguardian Social Blade]</ref> but there are many factors, such as Content ID claims, that make it very difficult to estimate the true value of any YouTube channel.

===Let’s Plays===
In [[March 2016]], [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] introduced Chris to the idea of doing Let's Plays to boost his online activity and help him gain some money through YouTube's monetization program<ref>https://archive.md/e0D8M</ref><ref>https://archive.md/pJZj4</ref>. The plan fell apart after Let's Plays of ''[[CWC's Destiny start|Destiny]]'' and ''[[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|Uncharted]]'', since by that point, Chris was [[Chris and Health|too lazy]] to play video games for money, and he simply wanted to [[Financhu Crisis|beg from his audience]] instead.

===YouTube Support button===
On 23 May 2016, Chris [[Live Game Stream - Uncharted|announced]] the debut of a Support button on his YouTube channel to replace the Etsy donation listing (which was forcibly removed due to it violating Etsy's TOS). He apparently got this idea from [[William Elliott Waterman]].<ref>[[https://archive.md/2ksJJ]]</ref>

===Paypal.me===
Announced on 11 [[May 2017]].

{{quotebox|Cwcville Shopping I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, with more than eleven comic books worth of content under my helm. Please donate to help me quell my financial problems that quell my creativity. Ruckersville, VA}}

===Prostitution===
On 19 June 2016, aka Father’s Day, Chris decided to become [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|a prostitute]].

He has yet to receive any takers.

===Begging===
{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, proving he has zero self-awareness]]

One of the earliest instances of Chris e-begging for money was in [[9 December 2009|December of 2009]]. Chris exhorted his alleged European [[Trolls|fanbase]] to donate €1,000 in order to remove troll ads from the CWCipedia.

In 2014, after his house [[2014 house fire|caught fire]], Chris again resorted to e-begging for money, placing extra emphasis on ''"My mother and I really need the money,"'' despite dropping more than '''$5,000''' on expensive [[Lego]] sets to feed his worsening addiction. One would think that Chris would have wised up to the fact that his wanton spending and lack of gainful employment are contributing to his woes, but one glance at his [[May 2014 Facebook Posts]] could easily tell you that he's seeing his situation as an avenue to get stuff from people, the most ridiculous of which being a "$300 Sea Cow" on his wish list, which would not benefit anybody but himself in the slightest.

In 2016, Chris's e-begging drastically increased, as a result of the Chandlers' stubborn refusal to live within their means. That year saw Chris spend over $1,000 on toys, while both Chris and Barb had court cases resolved which penalized them with steep costs. In addition, Barb joined in to the begging, appearing in three videos so far.<ref>[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Requested, Please]]</ref><ref>[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]</ref>

He asked for donations, or at least mentioned them, in many of the posts and videos he made in 2015 through 2016. At first, this was supposedly to fund his production of Sonichu merchandise, but he later shifted to saying that he and Barb needed help with paying the bills and buying groceries. While it's entirely possible that Chris was simply lying to get more money for [[Lego|useless]] [[Chris and video games|crap]], this indicates that the financial hardships, which [[White-Knights|many]] [[Trolls|people]] have warned him about, have finally arrived. Only time will tell how his financial situation ultimately plays out, but given his attitude and inaction, the future definitely doesn't seem bright.

=== Theft ===
Chris has an extended history of indulging in five-finger discounts that he attempts to keep secret from prying eyes.

At one point when he was a child, Chris went to a Radio Shack store and walked out with an LCD dinosaur game without paying for it. He seemingly fessed up to his parents about the theft, and was made to go back the next day to properly pay for the game.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

As far back as 2009, if not before, Chris would steal increasingly larger sums of money from his mother's purse for personal use, and use both of his parents' credit cards to finance his gaming addiction as revealed by the [[Ivy Q&A]]. Despite Chris insisting that this behavior was 'in the past', he would engage in it with apparent reckless abandon regardless, stopping only when forced to after Barb discovered just how much he had purloined.

[[File:BoA alert 1 Aug 2021.png|thumb|Null leaks a screenshot of Chris's bank notifying him he has $1.03 left in his account.]]

On 31 [[July 2021]], after Chris was served an [[Emergency Protective Order]] temporarily forbidding him from his home, he took $750 from Barb's bank account. He spent much of the money in lodging at [[Regency Inn Richmond]].<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref> After the money was withdrawn, [[Null]] was snooping through Chris's email and noticed an email from Chris's bank about the transaction. After asking Chris about it and becoming upset with him over his evasive answers, Null assumed it a case of theft and contacted the police. However, no charge was filed against Chris, suggesting that Barb did not report it as theft.

In a letter Chris relayed to Null the following month, he claimed to have sent his $150 Patreon payout back to Barb, as compensation for taking the money, and intended to repay the rest later.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> This is presumably a [[List of Chris's lies|lie]] since Chris would be forced to wait until the next Monday due to their pay-out waiting period of 1-3 business days (something that Chris himself acknowledges in the same letter).

==In the comic==

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|250px|[[CWCville]] currency.]]

{{quote| What the? What the fuck is a C-quarter? What the fuck is a W-quarter? [[Chris and writing|Nobody explained any of this to me!]]|Brendaniel upon discovering CWCville's weird currency <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECqdrsvDobY&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUI3klvTpy2Xdqa7B9bim3h&index=36</ref>}}

In [[Sonichu (comic)|the ''Sonichu'' comics]], it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris in real life. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the [[United States of America|American]] populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two-story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of US$3,500 a month just to hang around. And maybe for the occasional [[Sonichu 9|city defense]] or [[A Sonichu Day|errand]].<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Home economics]]</ref>

While legislating as mayor of [[CWCville]], he equated 10 years in prison to a US$1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated fifty hours of {{w|community service}} to $500 (for any [[sex]]ual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually issues its own currency, in the form of C-Quarters and W-Quarters. Ten C-Quarters make up a W-Quarter - don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, considering [[honor roll|what the word "quarter" means]]. (Our best guess: C-Quarters = US$0.25, W-Quarters = US$2.50) Nor does it explain why fines are levied in U.S. dollars: perhaps to bolster the dictatorship's foreign currency reserves, ''à la'' {{w|North Korea}}.

This makes even less sense considering [[CWCVille]] is part of the [[United States of America|United States]]. States, let alone cities, cannot print their own money, despite holding considerable power over their own affairs. The Constitution expressly forbids anyone else other than the federal government from issuing currency. However, it has been somewhat common for companies, communities and local governments to issue localized currency known as 'scrip', a depression era practice still seen from time to time. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] being Chris, and likely reading [[Goosebumps]] instead of paying attention in class, is probably wholly unaware of this information.

On the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu, Chris wrote that [[Rosechu]] is usually the one who cooks for her family, but when Sonichu cooks for his wife and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] he "will go as HIGH in portions as a Banquet", even though he only cooks for five individuals.<ref name=>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Married Life and Children Sonichu]</ref> This suggest that Sonichu is just as frivolous with money as his father.

===Soup hotels===

Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels.|Chris with a very bad idea.}}

Chris depicts "Soup Hotels" as buildings ten stories tall with between ten and twenty rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, beds, lighting and cable television.<ref>[[Mailbag 20#This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem]]</ref> Of course, the homeless stay there for free. So, instead of building homeless shelters with dormitories, common rooms, and shared TV sets, Chris thinks the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in [[CWCville]], there are around 1,500 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, choked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, being unable to make a profit there and thus moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and a bevy of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that [[CWCville]] has had to open at least seven new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things. Or more tellingly, that the economy of CWCville is crashing to the ground, fast.

==In other works==
[[File:Kiwi Farms silver coin photo.jpg|thumb|200px|In 2021, Chris was placed ''on'' money, in the form of [[Kiwi Farms silver coin|a non-legal tender commemorative silver coin]] minted for the [[Kiwi Farms]], and featuring Chris's likeness for a 2021 merch run. These coins received additional attention following Chris's [[Affair with Mother|legal troubles]] that same year.]]

In [[Mumble 6]], Chris discussed making a TV show called ''The Chris Chandler Show''. One of his demands was the show should not have any commercial breaks, either showing a distinct lack of understanding as to how a TV station makes money, or perhaps he plans to sell the advertising fees to a single company so that they can play a long ad in the beginning of the air time and leave the rest of the show uninterrupted, ''à-la'' the season premieres of {{w|24 (TV Series)|''24''}}. We cannot know for sure, but he has probably seen at least one show that has done this, and gathered the idea from there.

In [[Mailbag 29#In which Chris loses his mind|Mailbag 29]] he stated that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp, pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free [[Dating education|Sex Ed classes]] for [[virgin]]s.

In real life, according to Chris, he tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] who was charging $100 per hour by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. He said the prostitute then hung up on him.

Chris also proves us that, in the possibility of being part of a family, he wouldn't be the main purveyor. In the [[PlayingHouse]] video, his [[sweetheart]] of [[Jackie|the moment]] is portrayed as a successful journalist with high ambitions while he's a [[14 Branchland Court|stay at home]] Dad. Even then, he portrays himself doing "hard work" like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|changing diapers]] and watching over the kids. In this last role, he's so incompetent that he needs to recruit his [[Crystal|preschool daughter]] to watch over [[Reginald Chandler|his son]] while he's shopping. This is paralleled by his real life situation - with [[Bob]] gone, one would assume that he'd be the "man of the house" and assume some responsibility for once. Unfortunately, as evidenced by his [[This is how the Trial went|admission in court,]] Barb is still pulling his ass out of any such concept by paying his court fees. Keep in mind that, by extension, Chris is being minded by an ailing woman's retirement money which was used to bail him out of a mess that ''he'' started, while he wastes his own money on meaningless frivolities.

==Post-Jail==
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris would be released from jail by "[[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|court order]]". In the months that followed, he would be [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|spotted]] numerous times in [[Mal-Wart|Wal-mart]] and various other stores purchasing frivolous items. Money obviously had to come from somewhere if he was able to purchase [[Chris and nutrition|junk food]], crystals, a [[Nintendo|Nintendo Switch]], and even another car.

There was speculation as to how Chris had the money to begin with.
*The group home Chris resided at may have given him an allowance for necessities.
*Money could have come from [[Praetor]]'s sales.
*If the tugboat was suspended, Chris may have reactivated it upon release, albeit with some help on account of his laziness.
*If the tugboat was not suspended, it may have accumulated during Chris's stay in jail, which could explain how he could afford expensive purchases such as gaming consoles and a car.

Either way, it seems Chris has not changed and continues his poor money management as he did before the arrest. It will only be a matter of time before he spends all his money and will resort to begging again.

==Conclusion==
Given Chris's longtime, carefree abandon when it comes to his spending habits, many are actually concerned as to what will happen to Chris when Barb passes on and he has to fend for himself. A past conversation with [[Clyde Cash]] revealed that he doesn't even know the basic expenses that go into running a household,<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref> and his plan of [[PlayingHouse|marrying a sweetheart to dump all of the financial responsibilities on her]] would have [[Sweetheart#Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?|never worked to begin with]].

Long story short, if Chris doesn't start saving for his future now, he won't have one to look forward to. And he'll have nobody to blame but himself. ''(Not that he won't try, of course.)''

==See also==
*[[Chris and business]]
*[[Chris and work]]
*[[COVID-19]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]
*[[Lego]]
*[[Monthly tugboat]]

== References ==
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{{Chris and}}
{{Money}}

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Talk:CWCki

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== To Do ==
*History of CWCki (starting with the original)
*Creation of CWCki and its relevance

== Does he know about this wiki? ==

Simple question: does he know that there is a whole Wiki about his antics? - TheRapingDog
*He's been told by white knights but apparently he doesn't know. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:47, 15 June 2009 (CEST)
** Guess when he heard "CWCki" he assumed that they were talking about his Cwcipedia. - Aldrasio
* The Wallflower just now told him about it. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 09:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Old CWCki==
Good Lord, someone went to the trouble of vandalizing it despite the fact it's several months old and no one uses it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:45, 14 October 2009 (CEST)
*who cares, all the useful information has been moved over here anyway. since the wiki software it runs on wasn't meant to deal with vandalism, i'll just delete it. i have an archive of it anyway, i think. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 10:12, 14 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Yeah, at first I was like save it for old time sakes but the old CWCki has outlived its purpose and not to mention it's not worth keeping it around with vandalism and shit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:14, 14 October 2009 (CEST)

== Forum? ==

*Hey guys, do you think that we need a Forum for our little Wiki?--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 04:09, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
**Cool idea but /cwc/ already do it better, why bother? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:13, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
***Good point.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 04:51, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*1) This does not improve the article, this page should be for discussing the CWCki article, 2) this has already been discussed [[CWCki:Community_Portal/Archive_4#We_should_start_a_forum_dedicated_to_Chris_Chan.27s_failings.|here]] and it was concluded we already have /cwc/, PVCC, and even EDF if you're in a pinch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:36, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

== Is Chris reading the Cwcki? ==

I believe Chris or (more likely) his mysterious helper is reading the cwcki and giving heads up on trolling, what people think of him and his videos, etc. I think this is because the only places I've spoken about Sandy as a troll is here on the Cwcki. I don't think Chris has any other leads apart from here about her, so he either read the wiki or one of his helpers did. I was also specifically abused by one of the page-blankers which leads me to believe Chris is getting info first or second hand from the Cwciki. Thoughts? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*If Chris or his people are getting info from CWCki then obviously we shouldn't put up sensitive information relevant to whatever new trolling schemes we have on here. That said we arn't a trolling organization to begin with. If Chris or his people really did want a heads up on trolling then they would want to go to PVCC or maybe Krapple. Even then, that's just organized trolling. Most major trolling comes from people working independently. I don't seem to recall anything about Liquid or Jack having to answer to us. I say that from now on we keep any of our own trolling plans to ourselves, and then all they've got is a site full of information about why Chris sucks. Not very useful to them unless they are deluded enough to think they can change Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:52, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*What specific thing did you say about Sandy and what page blanker targeted you? Speaking of which, can we see if the IPs of the page blankers are from around Ruckersville?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:16, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**In the Hook article discussion page I pretty much spilled the beans about everything. I forget if the Hook article was one of he ones blanked. There's also full transcriptions of Simon and Sandy's calls/YouTube videos on my userpage, which included some discussion on the trolling. The page blanker was I’m_just_here_to_hold_your_hand_when_you_die_(and_to_show_you_around_imaginary_places); he replied to my 'Fuck my life' post out of the blue with:

:::Yes, I quite agree. Fuck your life. Nighty night, friends.

This really doesn't seem like Chris' typing style, so I suspect it to be his helper. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*** It MAY be possible that Chris simply blocked her because he knows she's underage and therefore not a potential Crystal maker. I still think he has a friend reading the Cwcki. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:43, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== no more internal server errors ==
RIP 500 Internal Server Error joke. Also, I believe the article is as complete as it can be. Remove template? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:16, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

== Need references by Chris ==

A short section, ideally separate from Chris's opinion, of times Chris has referenced the CWCki (like in the [[JenkinJinkies]] video).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:53, 7 March 2011 (PST)

== Dead link ==

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* http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs
** In [[CWCki]] on 2011-09-20 22:30:23, HTTP Redirect Loop: [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs] -> [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs]
** In [[CWCki]] on 2011-09-28 08:00:51, HTTP Redirect Loop: [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs] -> [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs]

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:00, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Errors/exaggeration section ==

Should we have some kind of section acknowledging this? Like how this wiki was influenced from ED, how conjecture can also influence coverage of Chris, how the extent of info can be deceiving, etc? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:32, 23 June 2026 (EDT)
:I don't think a full section is necessary. Maybe a sentence or two in the lead which links to the [[CWCki:Gossip]] page. The gossip page could be expanded with a section on how gossip/misinformation is created in the CWCsphere. [[User:BaboonRancher23|BaboonRancher23]] ([[User talk:BaboonRancher23|talk]]) 10:19, 24 June 2026 (EDT)
::Maybe something like this? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:28, 25 August 2026 (EDT)

{{collapsible|text|Although editors attempt to detail as much of Chris as is feasible, like any [[Internet]]-based resource on him, the CWCki's coverage is limited to information both put out by Chris himself and publicly leaked by people chatting with him. However, Chris often chooses not to share details of his life to the public, and not all chats with him have ever been leaked. This can contribute to [[CWCki:Gossip|gaps in understanding]] about Chris.}}

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{{Honest}}
{{incomplete|housing ideas [[:File:KF chat - 25Apr2018 - Null Chris company.png]]| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJXVdmPN9jM, [[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Vision with Trying to Help Chris]]}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Null
| name = Joshua Conner Moon
| image = Null2021.png
| aliases = Null KiwiMac<ref>[[:File:Kiwimac.jpg]]</ref>
|day = 9
|month = 12
|year = 1992
| gender = [[MALE]]
| race = White
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| occupation = ''[[Guard Dog]] (former)'' Owner of [[Kiwi Farms]]
| saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|guarddog|cn}}, {{saga|list|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}
}}

'''Joshua Conner Moon''', better known by his online alias '''Null''', is the current owner of the controversial gossip forum [[Kiwi Farms]] (formerly the [[CWCki Forums]]). He occasionally contacted Chris between 2013-2021 offering some forms of help, although held conflicts of interest stemming from his forum ownership that resulted in [[carpetbagging]].

During the spring of [[2018]], Null began acting as one of Chris's volunteer advisors, part of a group dubbed the [[Guard Dogs]]. Null attempted to report the [[Idea Guys]] to law enforcement, filtered Chris's email and set up another to weed out [[ween]] messages from legitimate [[business]] dealings,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Legit Emails]]</ref> as well as offering advice, such as warning Chris not to invade people's personal space at other conventions after Chris's behavior had gotten him [[banned|kicked out]] of [[TooManyGames]]. The involvement lasted a few months before Null grew tired of it and cut ties, but Chris reconciled with him in [[2020]]. Null continued acting as manager for Chris, such as attempting to fundraise a trip to [[Everfree Northwest]].

In the wake of the [[July 2021]] [[Affair with Mother|incest]] allegations against Chris, Null was snooping through Chris's email and noticed an alert from Chris's bank that he had received money from his mother [[Barbara]]'s bank account. Null asked Chris about it, assuming it a violation of the [[Emergency Protective Order]]. Chris replied with misleading answers, and Null chose to cut ties with Chris again. Chris felt betrayed that Null had leaked their conversation and saw Null as a Judas Iscariot-like figure once his [[Messiah complex]] reached new heights, since he now believes himself to be [[Jesus]] reincarnated. In late [[2025]], he began to walk this back, forgiving Null after supposedly learning about how he had helped him against the Idea Guys. Null is unlikely to care about or respond to Chris anymore, and will remain as one of the many people that Chris can't let go.

==Ownership of CWCki Forums/Kiwi Farms==
{{main|CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms}}
{{quote|I started hosting the CWCki Forums in [[2013]]. Before [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] died, [[trolling]] Chris was particularly funny, but after Bob has died, it has become less funny and more miserable every goddamn year.|Null, on Chris's [[weens|current-day trolls]].<ref name="currenttrolls" />}}
The CWCki Forums was a forum created by [[Champthom]] to serve as a Chris-focused message board; he later passed ownership to Null. In February 2015, Null consolidated and rebranded it into the Kiwi Farms, shifting focus away from just Chris as the board expanded its horizons to other potential lolcows.

Null has often referred to Chris as a "dead cow" and largely shifts his focus to moderating the other boards.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Dead Cow]]</ref> As of 2022, his ill-advised antagonism of certain cows (such as non-binary video game developer Near/Byuu and transgender Twitch streamer [[Keffals]]) and mismanagement of the site has lead to frequent downtime and deplatforming; this has left Kiwi Farms as a less reliable resource for Chris information and discussion.

===1776 Hosting===
In 2018, Null launched a hosting service that hosted his Kiwi Farms forum. From 2018-2022, [[Marvin]], the [[CWCki]]'s owner, had the CWCki on 1776's service. As the result of a wave of DDoS attacks against Kiwi Farms in late summer 2022 which rendered 1776 Hosting unresponsive, Marvin opted to migrate the CWCki to another host in October 2022.

==Conflicts of interest==
{{incomplete|[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Therapist]], [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]}}

Null's activities with Chris had a conflict of interest with his own role as owner of the [[CWCki Forums]]/[[Kiwi Farms]] gossip forum. In an early contact from 2013, Null tried to manipulate Chris into registering an account on the CWCki Forums.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Attempt to Convince Chris to Join]]</ref> In an example from 2020, Null advised Chris to be interviewed by ''[[The Create Unknown]]'',<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref> then created a forum thread on it.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Create Unknown Interview]]</ref> In another from 2021, Null used his contact with Chris to engage in [[carpetbagging]] by asking to use his likeness in the [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]s.

==Early Involvement==
[[File:BBOSBox.jpg|thumb|200px|The CWCki Forums care package.]]
[[File:BBOSLetter.jpg|thumb|200px|The smaller items included, including a letter.]]
===Fundraiser===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
After the 2014 house fire, Null sympathized, as he himself had suffered a house fire in his youth. He organized a fundraiser on CWCki Forums that resulted in several hundred dollars worth of supplies being sent as a care package for Chris to get on his feet again, with the remainder of the amount sent as a money order. Mistakenly thinking that the money order was signed incorrectly (and thus rendered useless), Chris insulted Null by calling him a "{{w|Dodo}} brain" on Facebook,<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#Hey, Dodo Brain!]]</ref> although later retracted the post. He then made a follow-up post thanking everyone involved with the care package.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#BIG BOX of stuff]]</ref>

===CWCki Forums Private Board===
{{main|CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board}}
In November 2014, Null wrote a post on how he had closed down a private discussion subforum used by trolls. He did so in an attempt to discourage trolls after [[Thetan]] and [[Cousin Al]]'s antics (respectively, impersonating multiple people in Chris's life, and rooting through Chris's garbage), saying that the trolling disturbed him and he didn't think there was any more comedy to get from Chris<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Closure of CWCki Forums Private Board]]</ref>

===Cville Pride Ween===
{{main|Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Countering Cville Ween}}

On 19 [[September 2015]], Chris attended [[Cville Pride]], a pride event in Charlottesville. A [[ween]] used Null's e-mail to send a message to the convention staff, where they pretended to be a concerned parent of a girl who went to the pride parade, only to be touched inappropriately by Chris. Null, upon finding a worried response from Cville Pride, posted the e-mail on [[Kiwi Farms]] and messaged the staff to clarify that this was a fabricated story.

==The Guard Dogs==
{{main|Guard Dogs}}

Null pushed to have the [[Idea Guys]] investigated for their alleged extortion and blackmailing of Chris. For a time, Null assisted Chris by screening his messages to separate [[ween]] and [[troll]] e-mails from legitimate [[business]] dealings, by setting up a custom e-mail address - christine@cwcville.us - for Chris to use.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Email and Blog Plans]]</ref> The other Guard Dogs had vouched for Null to Chris, who rationalized the inclusion of Null – whom he would have considered a troll at any other point in time due to his ownership of [[Kiwi Farms]] – by playing make-believe that Stan Smith, a character from ''[[Family_Guy#American_Dad.21|American Dad!]]'', had vouched for Null as well:

{{quote|when Chris first started messaging me he said that Stan Smith from ''American Dad'' said I was somehow affiliated with the FBI/CIA, which I think is entirely his head canon. If you wonder why I'm a big softy with Chris, there's a good example.|Null<ref name=stan>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Stan Smith]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg|thumb|250px|Drawing Chris sent to Null. Note how uncomfortable Null's Ponysona looks after Chris hits on him.]]

Chris's communication with Null got off to a rocky start. Null tried to avoid the subject of [[Chris_and_reality|Chris's delusions]] as he did not want to further damage Chris's mental state, but Chris insisted on bringing up the matter. Null was subsequently horrified by what he had learned about Chris's deteriorating psyche:

{{quote|He is utterly convinced [fictional characters are real]. I can't approach the topic with him at all. The first thing he asked me when we started talking was if I believed in the [[dimensions|alternate dimensions]] and I said no. He got very mad, started describing his adventures, and I had to walk it back by saying "I can only speak on experience".|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Beliefs]]</ref>}}

Shortly after beginning talks with Null, Chris drew an art piece of him as a ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' character to show appreciation for his Guard Dog-related efforts in May 2018, and followed Kiwi Farms's [[Twitter]] account a few days later. The drawing features Chris calling Null "handsome and cute".

Null attempted to screen [[weens]] from contacting Chris, shown in his thread [[OPERATION: Kingsnake]], where he monitored an email account he'd created for Chris and publicly doxed anyone who tried to troll him.

Null also tried threatening potential orbiters such as [[Jack Z]]:

{{quote|if you fuck with my tard, there are no rules. i have no idea what you're doing but if you're going to a con there will be pictures of you and they will be on [[Kiwi Farms|this site]]. i will make sure your grandchildren, god forbid you have them, know you as 'that fucking faggot loser grandpa who fucked with a mentally ill tranny for fun at a male pony convention'. your feats will be etched into a particularly well illuminated corner of this website until the day i fucking die|Null<ref>[[:File:NullsThreatToJackZ.png]]</ref>}}

==Cutting ties==
After a few months, Null walked away from Chris, also abandoning his screening of e-mails directed at Chris.

On 25 [[August 2019]], Chris, during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Magi-Chan_.2814_August_2019_-_14_September_2019.29|role-playing as Magi-Chan]], attempted to get back in contact with Null, though Chris got upset and ragequit when Null refused to entertain his delusions.

{{quote|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing {{w|Terry A. Davis|Terry [Davis]}} again. It makes me so fucking sad.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Sad About Chris's Roleplaying]]</ref>}}

Months later, when a Kiwi Farms user wondered if Null would be intervening with [[Jacob Sockness]] during that saga, Null reiterated his stance that he had washed his hands of Chris:

{{quote|I'm not doing shit. Stop tagging me into the Chris board. I don't care.|Null<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Not Dealing with Sockness]]</ref>}}

===Chris turns against Null===
{{quote|Even Null will be cowering before the judgment of the good deities, including Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, herself.|Chris, [[June 2020]], during his phase of [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu_.2815_April_2020_-_25_February_2021.29|role-playing as Sonichu]].<ref>[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls]]</ref>}}

In [[November 2019]], Sockness, intent on [[Chris and manipulation|manipulating]] Chris to trust only him, maligned Null to Chris, telling Chris that Null was a murderer and accused him of being "the devil in human flesh".<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20191103065043if_/https://twitter.com/wkbh1983/status/1190880485716582400 2 Nov 2019 tweet (archive)]</ref>

Since Sockness had been giving validation for Chris's Dimensional Merge beliefs, Chris easily took his word on Null, who had only given help based in reality and refused to entertain Chris's fantasies during his time as a Guard Dog. Chris then took to Twitter to denigrate Null and the Kiwi Farms. Among his quotes:

{{quotebox|I personally attest and confirm to these things against the Farms and Null. I am well-aware that not Everyone on the Farms is evil, but I still see genuine good amongst the remainder. Even a look into Null’s eyes reveals his demonic influence, even photographed. But, at this point and juncture, I feel it is time that I step up and finally begin the process of taking down the KiwiFarms for good. Everyone with genuine good in your hearts, I implore you all to leave the web forum for good. The time of its downfall in these set of events is upon us. I stand with the Good People in deity-level Light Power to take down the evils Null has been trying to influence upon everyone. The lives of those taken by his influence shall not have been lost in vain. Null, Troll Us No More! ⚡️💙⚡️<ref name=demonic>[[November 2019 social media posts#Bashing Null]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Look, I Understand how this affects y’all, the good peoples; I am not blind to that. Which is Why I am encouraging all of you to ditch the KiwiFarms and escape Null’s deceptive grasp. Don’t let yourselves continue to be linked to this slew of murderous links and malintentions.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Ditch Kiwi Farms and Null]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|[...] defending the Earths from the likes of Null and [[Jakoba]]. ⚡️💙⚡️<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Can't we all get along?]]</ref>}}

Chris further stated that pony Null would die in the Dimensional Merge while noting that the Idea Guys would live:

{{quotebox|I have read, re-read and meditated on this event: I confirm that [Sockness's assertion that trolls will not survive the Merge as their OCs will be wiped out] happens to the self-counterparts of all Haters and really bad people of [[1218]], as they were isolated in this one distant “Troll City”; All neutral and Good Trolls remain unaffected, as well as the few select bad people and haters, as they are fated to continue for a future judgment and retribution, such as [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy and Boyd]] paying back what they extorted. I do confirm, that not of a disease, but a fated event literally took out Null’s Equestria (Pony) OC axnd self-counterpart, even though drawn by my hand some time ago. This had happened beyond my own control. So, among the bulk of Haters, Null will not survive.<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Sockness's war role-play]]</ref>}}

==Reconnected==
{{quote|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.|Chris in [[Discord Q&A 2]], August 2020.}}
After [[Sockness]]'s influence over Chris ended, Chris viewed Null as an ally once again.

During his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed by Sonichu]], Chris would [[Null DMs#Chris wants to role-play|send a series of messages]] to Null, spouting bizarre lore about [[Jacob Sockness]]. Null responded by first complimenting Chris on the joy he's brought to many people and said that he was open to help him if he needed something. But continued on to say that he refused to role-play or talk with him about things that aren't real. Chris responded somewhat angrily, saying that he really was possessed by [[Sonichu]] and continued rambling about more lore until Null finally told him he wasn't interested on giving more attention to [[Jacob Sockness]].

On 12 [[September 2020]], Null joined [[The Place]] Discord server where he sometimes chatted with Chris or spoke with server members about him.<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)]]</ref>

During that month, Null tried to assist Chris with catching up on unfulfilled customer orders (which Chris took advantage of in a talk with a customer, telling the customer to talk to Null about a delay in shipping instead).<ref>[[Justin DMs]]</ref> In [[November 2020]], Null assisted Chris with arranging potential interviews.<ref>[[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff]]</ref> In [[February 2021]], Null asked Chris for permission to use his image in the creation and sale of [[Kiwi Farms silver coin|coins for a Kiwi Farms merch run]], also offering compensation for using his likeness.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Coin Run Compensation]]</ref> Chris agreed to this.<ref>https://twitter.com/Job4_2/status/1381713091092738052 (Archive https://archive.fo/9FDsh)</ref>

Null has stated that he had a plan for assisting Chris with [[Chris%27s_homes|housing]] after his mother passes away.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Housing Plan]]</ref>

Chris was apparently under the impression Null had ties to organized crime. According to Null, at some point, Chris tried asking him to kill someone.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Wanting Null to Kill Someone]]</ref> According to [[Kyle]], in [[February 2021]], Chris wanted a hooker and asked Kyle to ask Null to get him one.<ref>[[The Place chats (March 2021)#Chris wanted a hooker]]</ref>

In [[June 2021]], Null announced that Chris would attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention to be held on 13 [[August 2021]]. He mentioned vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, saying he would help Chris with financial arrangements.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Everfree Northwest Announcement]]</ref> On 9 July 2021, Null created [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the trip]]. The GoFundMe met its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. Throughout the majority of [[July 2021]], Null helped Chris by continuing to organize and update the GoFundMe campaign.

==Future ideas==

==Cutting ties again==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

{{quote|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.|Null, after finding out Chris had [[Affair with Mother|sex with his own mother]], and a day before blocking him}}

The following day on 31 July 2021, during the fallout from the aforementioned incest allegations against Chris, who was now legally barred from [[14 Branchland Court]] and from contacting his mother for a week by [[Emergency Protective Order]], a conversation was held between Null and Chris. Null, who was allowed by Chris to help manage his email account, noticed an email notification from a bank showing a transfer of $750 from Barbara's bank account to Chris. When asked, Chris initially denied transferring any money, but later admitted to lying to Null about the funds after being confronted with proof.

Null then notified the [[jerkop|police]] that Chris had taken money from Barbara in a potential violation of the EPO and then cut all ties with Chris, blocking him on Telegram.<ref>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

{{quote|I now believe that Chris is simply a bad person, make no mistake, but bad people are always even worse people when they have others participating in their destructive behaviors. The "trolls" just fucking with him are not nearly as dangerous to Chris as the people so star-struck by Chris they're willing to enable him just to get closer to him. I am an outlier to these people because I'm the only person in the last 5 years who Chris trusted that obtained that trust by actually helping him and not by enabling him to play pretend better.|Null<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-601#post-9591439</ref>}}

===Aftermath===
{{Quote|Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Moon Hard for his past sins and demonics. And yet, I still find curious if either he or [[Bella]] would have been better kissers than Judas Isacariot.|Chris, in a [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022|July 2022 letter]]}}
In [[September 2021]], Chris, from jail, directed [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a letter to Null]] in which he expressed upset at Null for "betraying" him by leaking info that he had taken money from his mother and mentioned that he had done so because he had felt uncomfortable sleeping in his car in a parking lot. He compared Null's behavior to Judas's betrayal of Jesus in the [[Chris and religion|Bible]]. The money which Chris had taken had gone towards a room at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]]. Despite Null's accusation of theft, Chris was not charged for taking the money.

On 28 [[October 2025]], Chris wrote about becoming better aware of Null's efforts against the [[Idea Guys]], feeling appreciative and thankful.<ref>[[October 2025 social media posts#Chris lacks full understanding of audience]]</ref> On 22 [[April 2026]], Chris posted that he had put the numbers of Null's date of birth onto a ''[[Transformers]]'' figure. He alluded to Null, writing that he "had misjudged him when he tried to redeem himself by helping me."<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Homage to Null, toxicity on Twitter]]</ref> The next day, Chris declared that Null was redeemed and forgiven.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Troll fanfiction has nothing to do with Dimensional Merge somehow]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC follows Kiwi Farms.png|Chris follows [[Kiwi Farms]].
File:Sonichu 12-9 Bonus Pull-Out Poster.jpg|Pony Null appears in a bonus page for [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].
File:July9Artwork.jpg|Artwork Chris made for Null in order to promote the July 2021 GoFundMe campaign.
File:Kiwimac.jpg|Null's ponysona defending [[Nightstar]] on a [[TSSSF]] card.
File:Teammates2021.jpg|Another TSSSF card.
File:JailArt15.jpg|A jail artwork from [[June 2022]] in which Chris blames Null for betrayal.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Guard Dogs]]
*[[Kiwi Farms]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)]]
*[[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]
*[[Null DMs]]
*[[OPERATION: Kingsnake]]

{{References}}

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The Place chats (September 2020)

2026-08-22T22:37:02Z

Hurtful Truth Level: i'll fill this in later

{{SonichuPossession}}

This page contains chats from the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]] during [[September 2020]].

Server members present in the chats below are: Chris (@Sonichu982), Anaxis (@Lainchu), Hurtful Truth Level (@hedgehog), [[Null]] (@Josh), [[Klop]], [[Kyle]] (@Nova), [[MKRNightVee]] (@MKR), [[Naught]] (@ภคยﻮђՇ), [[The WCT]] (@Neko Onyx (Kat)), [[Val]] (@Val), and at least one user who had deleted their Discord account by the time of the logs being saved.

==First Layer chats==
===Discussing Merch Distribution, The Loud House, and a Chris-Chan Dating Sim===
8 September 2020<ref name=anaxisplace>[[:User:Anaxis/The Place Chats]]</ref>

{{quotebox|speaker = Klop|time = 12:39 AM|Hey @Sonichu982 Can I put up the comics on {{w|Amazon (company)|Amazon}}?

We don't have to do anything, Amazon will print and deliver everything and send the profits to whatever account you have. It's a very neat system. (edited)}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 12:41 AM|From a business perspective it makes good sense.}}

{{quotebox|speaker = Klop|time = 12:41 AM|We also need a website,}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 12:42 AM|I'm rarely used to working in a budget, but I like the challenge.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:32 PM|Hey, y’all.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:33 PM|Afternoon.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:33 PM|Henlo just read your message}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:34 PM|I’m feeling okay; Rosey is by my side; let me recap of the so-far for today:}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:34 PM|Okie}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 02:37 PM|Good afternoon}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:38 PM|Well, last night, after I settled this body down for the night, Val had to force the body into a quick-meditate, and 1214 Chris Chan had to hold the physical fort for the time. I was projected and had to spend HOURS, and then some within the milliseconds around frozen time, learning as much as possible about the utilization and further advanced basics of this body and its abilities. And after getting back at about 6:00 am, the body was still asleep, but (1214) Chris Chan went back to her body, and after finally waking up at about 12:30 pm, I migrated my knowledge and details of what I’ve learned last night into the brain; it instigated an extensive vibration, at least that knowledge is conscious in this brain now.

Aside from that.

I received a sitting, big head Luan plush ({{w|The Loud House|Loud House}}) in the mail today.

And I found the text from [[Null|Joshua Moon (Null)]] asking about the setup of the new online store and what we were selling, so I gave him the 411.

And after taking the meds, and between the new energy and details in the brain, the V8+ Energy, and a York Peppermint Patty, and a bit of Pepsi, I’m feeling pretty jazzed.

Oh, and watching a bit of Luan on YouTube.

Mama had not watched much of Loud House, so I had to give this brain a conscious intro of Luan. (edited)}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:42 PM|That's a lot of caffeine and not a whole heck of a lot of nutrition.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:42 PM|It’s a further wake-up call.

Anyway}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:43 PM|What's luan?}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:43 PM|Ya, I'd say eating more substantially would avoid some of the highs and lows.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:44 PM|''[[https://youtu.be/w7wH28ycjks YouTube link to "Queen of The Loud House | Luan | Nickelodeon UK" by Nickelodeon UK]]''

It’s not an everyday diet thing, Kyle.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:44 PM|Ahhhhh cal arts artsyle}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:44 PM|Plus, I had a sandwich.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:44 PM|Reeeeeee}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:45 PM|The only thing that gives “Cal Arts” a bad name is {{w|Teen Titans Go!|Teen Titans GO}} and [[GOPony]].

And the other slapdash bull crap type of shows that have little substance.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:45 PM|I always found the design to be kind of naff. it's too "current year".}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:46 PM|But the art style is not bad for chronicling; it’s well and good.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 02:46 PM|It can be charming if done right}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:46 PM|We still have the likes of [[Steven Universe]] and {{w|Star Butterfly}} that give it the highlight of positivity.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:46 PM|It's efficient not very aesthetic}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 02:46 PM|That's what major networks want}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:46 PM|Anyway}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 02:46 PM|Minimal cost, maximum profit}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:47 PM|Obviously.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:47 PM|As I have mentioned to Josh and Bis earlier:}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:47 PM|Even the old style with animation cels was like that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:47 PM|We're gonna also need a skilled crafter or two, maybe someone with a 3D Printer, to make the medallions and the Amiibo Figures on our behalf. Along with other Sonichu and Rosechu merch with positively good and lovely art on them (including that from these hands, personally).

That’s on top of what we have so far.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker = Val|time = 02:48 PM|SonichuDizzy<ref name = "SonichuDizzy">[[File:Sonichuemojidizzy.png|50px]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 02:48 PM|Would you be up for a short Q&A today @Sonichu982 ?}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:48 PM|{{w|3D printing}} is a lemon from a manufacturing perspective.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:48 PM|A dud?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:48 PM|In the new timeline, eventually, there will be a Sonichu Convention.

Well, how do you expect to make a BUNCH of the [[Amiibo]] figures and [[Medallions]], if not by time and work by hands?}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:49 PM|Ya, it's expensive and the material limitations are severe.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:49 PM|No shit.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:49 PM|You're limited to a few specialized plastics, they're expensive and mechanically crap.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:49 PM|Lel}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:50 PM|Which is why I’m also open to the figures being on removable black bases, so they can optionally be glued onto an Amiibo base with their matching chips in the base.

Also, still have the [[Mii]] QR codes for the human Amiibo figures.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:50 PM|Hmm, thinking about it, we'd need to get a read on volume before planning anything.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:51 PM|Being [[Mama Chris Chan]], [[Barbara]], [[Robertchu]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Graduon]], and the [[Jerkops]], plus [[Alan Chandler|Alan]], [[Carol Chandler|Carol]] and [[Cole]].

And the Autism Miis.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:51 PM|But on low volume, physical merch is operating at an incredibly thin margin, so it's questionably worth it.

Better off with unique pieces at that scale and price.

''[1 👍 reaction, likely from Chris]''}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:52 PM|She’s made 40 figures.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:53 PM|Like Van Gogh vs all the Van Gogh styled merch now. They've sold a lot of mugs.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:53 PM|And that’s not counting the extra [[Blake]] and [[Punchy]] figures.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:53 PM|Well with high volume, you also have to deal with the cost of inventory.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:53 PM|🤨 I'm going be here pretending I know what's going on}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:54 PM|I hear that.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:54 PM|If you've got many unique parts, that's even more cost.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 02:54 PM|''[Quoting "🤨 I'm going be here pretending I know what's going on"]''

@ภคยﻮђՇ That's how you make it through life half the time}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:54 PM|Yeah, which is why the people we ask to make the figures on our behalf will end up doing it based on the prototypes we have here.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:55 PM|Like the book printing services, you need a lot of volume to get a low unit cost.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:55 PM|[[Chris and business|That’s Business Basics.]]}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:55 PM|That would just be deferring costs.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:55 PM|TellingittotheCeos.jpg{{refn|group="note"|This appears to have been text written by Naught, not an image that failed to load.}}}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:56 PM|So a very strange ad hoc franchising system, which is so bizarre and not viable for a merch business.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:56 PM|Mama’s practice was crap on making, or ordering from the delegated outsource, as each order was made.

Yet it is doable.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:56 PM|Hmm, some things might work.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:57 PM|We just need to find the right artists and people.

Who can do this with love and energy on Mama’s behalf.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:57 PM|Looking at Amazon for their printing services, you'd get the minimum unit cost possible at this level.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:57 PM|Yeah, for the books.

Do they do 3D printing?}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:57 PM|Remember those people who made the Sonichu merch? Is that applicable here or would that hamper thing's?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:58 PM|Yes, it is applicable here.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:58 PM|But physical merch just doesn't seem viable from any angle I see at this scale.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:58 PM|The knowledge they have can help us figure out what to do here, or we can hire them to be part of our team.

The individuals of this dimension want Physical Merch, no matter what.

Digital is mainly only half as good.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 02:59 PM|If you had the scale to consider hiring, you'd be running a full business at that level.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 02:59 PM|It can’t compare to having the actual book in your hand, or holding the figure of myself, or Mama, or who else.

Yeah, it’s all over the place.

Mama didn’t really have a full head for business, as best as she had tried in years past.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:00 PM|That's part, but you'd have to get the ball rolling on something cheap and mass marketable.

Like game studios make games before they make physical merch.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:00 PM|Yes, exactly.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:01 PM|And a good number of games never have merch.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:01 PM|Starting small, profit from that, so then better things can be made.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:01 PM|A {{w|dating sim}} would be a project that comparatively is doable without needing to hire out much, if at all.

Cheap and cheerful, that's a low-risk option.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:02 PM|Yeah, the Dating Sim y’all were working on the while so far.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:03 PM|Never really planned it out, you didn't seem too dead set on being involved. (edited)}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker = Val|time = 03:03 PM|Nova, I watch.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:03 PM|Same lel}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:03 PM|A Dating Sim in this Dimension, BEFORE Pokemon Lightning Bolt and Diva Pink and “Sonichu Adventure”.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:04 PM|Well it's starting small in a way that doesn't require any principle and thus, no real risk of loss.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:04 PM|Let me ask a question, though.

Is there a Dating Sim with Sonic Maurice Hedgehog; my senpai?}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:05 PM|I was thinking of it being the main character being the kind of neutral "new guy in town" type thing.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:05 PM|.img list of sonic dating simulators}}

{{quoteboxwhite|speaker = NotSoBot|time = 03:05 PM|''[[https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/2306114f-61d4-420a-b6ae-9fcd4f127e3b/d2dxcwv-066d92b8-1643-46c5-9a4e-41b9fda9182d.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTpmaWxlLmRvd25sb2FkIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi8yMzA2MTE0Zi02MWQ0LTQyMGEtYjZhZS05ZmNkNGYxMjdlM2IvZDJkeGN3di0wNjZkOTJiOC0xNjQzLTQ2YzUtOWE0ZS00MWI5ZmRhOTE4MmQuanBnIn1dXX0.gk_TIpnmyOmwLSylMmgrN6B0cOl1vagssgsg9m55LSs Image of a smiling 2D Amy Rose sitting in a 3D-modeled room is generated.]]''}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:05 PM|The datebles being at least the [[Chaotic Combo|chaotic combo]].}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:05 PM|Fair enough. (edited)}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:06 PM|Some kind of overarching story that builds up to some villain of the week.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:06 PM|At least y’all have the common sense in that.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:06 PM|One interesting one I've seen is {{w|Hatoful Boyfriend}} having one of the routes end like an RPG boss.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:06 PM|Isn’t that the one with the Pidgeons?}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:06 PM|Yes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:07 PM|Yeah, a flock of Pidgeys could do just as good with that thing.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:07 PM|Shuu and okosan are the hottest pigeons.

Oh ya, for having 0 former presence, that guy made a mint on his work.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:08 PM|I get the point.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:08 PM|Let me check real quick...

https://steamspy.com/app/310080

Steamspy says 200-500k sales.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:09 PM|Well, with what we’re doing, we’re dreaming big with small, humble beginnings.

At least we have the books and the [[TSSSF]] cards in having our legs up and dashing.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:10 PM|Generously saying 200k sales at 10 bucks a pop, minus 30% of revenue as the only known cost, that's 140k of basically profit.

Someone like [[Pewdiepie]] plays it, boom, free marketing.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:11 PM|Yeah, it’s like how it was joked in [[TF2 Analysis|Analysis Anarchy]] about Pewdiepie’s popularity.

At least I haven’t seen any new mail that was addressed to him come by [[14 Branchland Court|this Temple]] in months.

Damn, don’t those people know he lives by the UK?}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:12 PM|That was just some low effort failtrolls, why it stopped.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:12 PM|Lel}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:13 PM|Yep (edited)}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:14 PM|But it takes planning ahead to make something, that's free though.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:14 PM|I heard you were active so I decided to drop by and say hi. I hope you're having a good day. @Sonichu982}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:15 PM|Like a legit deal with [[Nintendo]] and [[SEGA]], and the animated series and video games where Mama personally does the voices for me and herself.

Hey, Neko.

Here’s something fun.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:15 PM|Ya, that's very much a down the line thing.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:15 PM|[[File:Luan plush.jpg|200px]]

Neko, here’s Luan.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:16 PM|Cute!}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:16 PM|You're not going to become an F1 driver by just showing up at the track one day, generally it's better to have the money come to you rather than come off as overstepping.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:17 PM|Yeah.

In her subconscious, Mama realized that our popularity would garner the attention of both Nintendo and SEGA, and how massive our fan, troll, and hater base has become in this dimension. So, it is more than obvious that her personal involvement in working with them is more than profitable.

At least mine and Rosey’s Pokédex Numbers are good for the next new Pokemon Game they can definitely make.

Lightning Bolt and Diva Pink.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:19 PM|Why the whole indie scene exists, ideas are cheap, so they don't like things they have to build up themselves.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:19 PM|I think Sega and Nintendo have [[Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris|acknowledged]] your Mother's work in the past. And it was quite astounding.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:19 PM|Yes, very much so.

And they know how to best contact her.

In person, US Mail.

Not via email or Social Media, though.

She’s been duped before by [[Trolls|fakes]].

We all know better.

On the positive side,}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:20 PM|It's interesting, but until it pays, it's not exactly good odds.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:20 PM|We DO have Blanc and Neptune on our side, who both of them stand above Nintendo and SEGA, respectively.

So, in the new timeline to come very soon, that will be a more happening thing.

In case y’all need a reminder:

Blanc is the CPU of Nintendo, and Neptune is the CPU of SEGA.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:22 PM|Well, no reason to sit still on it now. It's not productive.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:22 PM|- So is it time travel or like a body swap?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:22 PM|Excuse me, Bis?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker = Val|time = 03:22 PM|What you do echoes throughout each timeline.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:22 PM|Hey, Val.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:22 PM|Yes}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:22 PM|Indeed so.

Both, Bis.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker = Val|time = 03:23 PM|Therefore, make them all as best as one possibly can.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:23 PM|Remember: I have to ultimately travel back in time to prevent Covid, and then deliver this body personally to Mama at BABSCon, 2020, on April 10, for the return body swap to happen.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:23 PM|It's pretty wholesome, and it would be a fun experience to work together.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:24 PM|Very well said and very much so, Val.

By the way, on the Dating Sim, are we keeping that aimed for a “T” Rating?

Or are y’all keeping it on the “E”?}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:25 PM|I think we should go for the "T".}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:25 PM|“M” is definitely not the direction we want to go.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:25 PM|I'm thinking E, unless we have an idea of what we want from the T.

Well that would also complicate trying to get it featured.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:26 PM|You'd have a little more Creative Freedom with a T rating. But an E10 wouldn't be too bad either.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:26 PM|The series Mama had started was meant to be full of [[Sonichu 8|genuine love and compassion]], and [[Sonichu 10|sincerity in its tone.]]}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:26 PM|I just wanna grill

''[Link to a [[4chan]] image that no longer exists]''}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:26 PM|But {{w|Steam (service)|Steam}} is really good for that sort of thing.

Ya, why I want to know what we do that's T.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:26 PM|It’s not my fault that she went a bit too far in her creative privileges, but I won’t hold it against her.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:27 PM|@Nova you can get away with more mature and limited sexual content, and some more swearing. (you can't drop the F bomb though)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:27 PM|Yeah, “T” is the best option in this case for this Dating Sim.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:27 PM|@Sonichu982 the Kids wouldn't also have as many issues picking it up as well.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:27 PM|We do want to keep our best foot forward.

That is true.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:27 PM|Ya, I mean it's not organic to have M content given the timespan being a "first week in CWCville" type deal.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:28 PM|Obviously.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:28 PM|It should be mature, but not over the top mature. A T rating represents a good balance.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:28 PM|Not the most current year thing.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:28 PM|@Nova tell me about it. lol}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:29 PM|Ya, just give an example of some of the stuff.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 03:29 PM|{{w|ESRB}} ratings don't matter a ton on steam tbh}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:29 PM|Not at all.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:29 PM|The content was mis-tarnished by the haters in past years, but now we have the chance and ability to rectify that and make it as more wholesome and true as it should have been perceived in the first place.

Still, the Rating is there, and sets the guidelines for where to draw the line.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:30 PM|Wholesome is the goal.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:30 PM|Mama went beyond it in that XXX-Tended version of Book 8.

Even in her NSFW work, though, she originally had the preface being genuine, positive and mutual compassion. Again: freaking haters misinterpreting what she did and said.

I feel like I need a break.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:31 PM|I'll have to try and find some of the loose planning, but we can write a script.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:31 PM|But this was truly productive.

And I am more confident that you all have the continued common sense and wisdoms to make this work on our behalf.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:32 PM|5 or 7 days, however it pans out, I'll try to find some way to structure it.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:32 PM|Thank you all soo much for your continued efforts and hard work.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:32 PM|You can do the dialogue as well as anyone I imagine.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker = The WCT|time = 03:32 PM|@Sonichu982 you're welcome. 🙂}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:33 PM|In the end, you all will be compensated positively with high honors in Cwcville’s Basillicom by Mama, herself, personally.

''[1 💙, 1 💜, and 1 🖤 reaction]''}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:33 PM|The dialogue is of key importance}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker = Anaxis (Lainchu)|time = 03:33 PM|Have a good rest of your day}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 03:33 PM|I’ll check y’all later.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 03:33 PM|Be safe stay hydrated}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 03:34 PM|Wholesome and genuine stuff, I'll come up with some kind of skeleton structure and we can tweak from there.}}

===Blood Pressure Spikes===
16 September 2020

Chris complains of feeling spikes in blood pressure, and he [[Coping|copes]] with it by role-playing that it is a sign of a disturbance in [[dimensions]]. [[Kyle]] attempts to diagnose the issue, asking Chris about his medications and supplements.

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|@everyone, I am sensing many a disturbance between both dimensions happening right now, as I am experiencing some blood pressure spikes from that; remaining still and chillaxing in bed in the meantime, because immobilized feeling from that.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|A lot of simpler explainations.

Chris was on blood pressure medication at one point, still ongoing? Statins?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|And I’m not the only one; apparently [[Spunky]] has been experiencing headaches in this regard.

Yes.

I’m not sure which is which, but I can shortlist the names:}}

{{quoteboxonion|speaker=Sethern|Da fuk}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Propranolol, Pravastatin, Omeprazole, and Fluoxetine for anxiety quelling.}}

{{quoteboxonion|speaker=Sethern|I could use some of those lemme know if you’re sellin’.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Fluvoxamine?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|No, not selling.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Omeprazole, for presumably GERD?

Ya, don't ever do that, ever.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|It is common sense.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Well...

Many ways to look at that.

But operating on the assumption that criminals are never smart enough to get away with things for long, I'm nothing if not practical.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Regardless, Kyle.

The point is that something major and big is happening right now.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Well fucking around with statins is more just an imminently dangerous thing.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, that was what was prescribed to Mama decades ago.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Least it's not coumadin which is literal fucking poison. Just, keep on top of this better enough than to be worried.

Well, and don't mix up causality with that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Except the fluoxitine; that replaced the paroxetine less than a year ago, due to a side-effect that [[Barbara]] felt concerned over.

Not mixing anything up.

Plus, I’ve had many a vision earlier today as well.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Is it possible that you physically exerted yourself too much prior to relaxing?}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Well that something that could be a side effect may be misinterpreted, which would be doubly worse.

Are you in the realm of hypertension or prehypertension? What's the normal range and what are the spikes like?}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|@Sonichu982 I have something that might make you feel better, check this out

[[File:The Place-1st Layer - 16Sept20 - MedsSupplements - FanartforChris.jpg|200px]]

fan drew it}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|That’s cute and cool.

Not sure yet on the tension levels, but the feeling was, out of a ten scale, about a five or six, and when checking the [[Fitbit]], the plus was about 93.

It’s back down to 72 right now.

And spikes subsided, but feeling like a two on aftershocks.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|So labile hypertension can have multiple causes, the only things generally recommended in absence of high diameter lipoproteins or more general hypertension accompanying are antianxiety meds.

Could be a reaction to caffeine, some people have more of a radical response to it, made much worse if taken without food.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Like coffee?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Very unlikely.

Have not drank any [[2014 house fire|coffee]] in quite a while.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Coffee or soda are most likely, tea would be a level of sensitivity that would have had complications show up much earlier.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Halted the V8+Energy as well in that same timing.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|And of course caffeine pills, but that's only for fitness people nowadays.

There's some evidence now recommending specific types of high fat diet for people with family history of cardiac problems, it's generally very healthy as long as you don't mess up.

Borderline keto.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Regardless, we need to be on alert and watch for any of these events, local, and distant in reported online posts and news.}}

{{quoteboxteal|speaker=Val|Yes, the universal is important. Nonetheless the personal still matters.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Could also be a multisystemic problem, things like constipation and circulatory issues are common corollaries.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Obviously

And, yeah to you, [[Val]], which is why I’ve been remaining still in the bed since the spikes happened minutes ago.

<nowiki>*quarter</nowiki> hour ago.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|The supplements too, that might be worth looking into, there's a lot of cheap stuff 99% of people would have just about zero use for and can complicate existing problems.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I’m rolling my eyes, reluctantly, but if you insist, Kyle:}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Ah, what was that weight loss thing, sensa? They got done in by the FTC, standards are lacking.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|I might not like it but nova is often right}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|I like having reasonable certainty I won't die randomly.

Thanks?...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|B-12, C, D3, E, Fish Oil, Ginko Biloba, Flaxseed Oil, Probiotic, Iron, and the [[Transgender|Estradiol and Spironolactyn]].

And I’ve already listed the remaining four earlier.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Check the levels on the D and E as well as if anything contains A.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|There is definitely no vitamin A at all.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|In that fat soluble vitamins are possibly harmful, a number of multivitamins overdo it on that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I’ll check them later and text you the specifics, Kyle, as that requires me getting the big ol’ case that holds the bottles.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|General rule is that something has about as much situational or practical use as it has side effects.

Well discounting some things that have just outright horrible TIs.

And the trivially high ones.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Anyway, I mainly wanted to alert all of you to this circumstance and to be aware of anything presently happening in this dimension.

I also saw again, recently, the eventual happening with your dimension’s [[Trump]]. Mama had foreseen it some time ago happening before November, 2020.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Just want to make sure, it's not a negative thing, it's just something that if we can actively manage problems regarding, is entirely a positive thing.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Best to keep confidential with that detail, so do not share that publicly.

I understand. Thanks, Kyle.

I’ll check back later.}}

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===Follow the Leader===
16 September 2020

{{main|The Journey to the Merge#Follow the Leader}}

===Downtown Mall and Fashion Square===
20 September 2020

Chris discusses having gone to the Downtown [[Mall]] for [[Pokémon GO]]'s Porygon Community Day and that a [[Daydream|"vision"]] he'd had about statues came true.

He also claims to have visited the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], despite having been [[March 2018 trespass charge|charged with trespass]] two years prior after violating a [[ban]] there.

During the conversation, [[Klop]], who is setting up an [[Amazon]] storefront for Chris to sell the ''Sonichu'' comics, asks for his cooperation, but Chris prefers to talk about his day instead.

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, y’all.}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Hello}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|hey}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|Good evening}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Finished Moral Orel again, God the Mountain Goats do good songs.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|you should have got a code, can you dm it

ill upload the books by tonight (for me) (edited)}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|[''posts YouTube link for "The Mountains Goats - Old College Try"'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, I went out to the downtown mall today in part for the Porygon Community Day, and as I have told [[Kyle|@Nova]], [[The WCT|@Neko Onyx (Kat)]], and [[Naught|Bismuth]] (damn, he had to pick characters for his username that aren’t in the default keyboard catalog) recently of the vision I had a few days ago, it came true.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|You can tell what era of the internet lyric videos come from when they look like that}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|On the downtown mall, there’s the Hardware Store, and the glass-front building, where one side is rounded, like there’s an elevator in it, where the vision started.

I ended up being invited to an Articuno raid on [[Pokemon GO]], and took part in that there. And on the hardware store building was a poster with the history of the building, itself, and it stated the mall became a walking street mall in 1974, so I got a fated good history lesson there.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|It's a bit specific, but I've always been able to imagine games in motion, usually more original stuff.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|And the artifact that appeared in front of the Paramount theatere, just a few buildings down; there were a few outside vending stalls with creative works of jewelry, figures and kitschy type of things.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Sacred artifact?}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Love thrifting, made a bit of money off of it, but even I ain't got the breadth to make it viable.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|On the table that was stationed in front of the Paramount, I saw two bronze-like statues on the table that in combination looked like the clockwork artifact I saw in the vision, and the two figures resonated just the same.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|So, clockwork, count the segments, can narrow down a function based on that.

Inner workings, less important, function dictates the tools used, and now tools are much better.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Hello friend.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Fuck if Alan Turing wasn't smart though.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|South vietnam welcome you there!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|They were a pair of Buddha type of art pieces. One had Shiva surrounded by a ring, and the one right next to it was a triangle type of thing; seeing the two figures in their arrangement was what I was meant to find that I had foreseen.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Im follow coconutism of the coconut monk.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|That sounds right.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Hinduism is, common in new age stuff, but that's a lot of the dicey ends of stuff, lot of garbage to sift through there.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|It could be Nataraja, not shiva}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Destruction and creation}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|I will explain about it if you want when i have free time.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|[''posts image of Nataraja statue'']}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|But I could be wrong}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Yeah, something like that.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Depends how many arms Greeks had one with 100.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Not exactly like that, though.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|Is that Shiva? I always thought that was Vishnu}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Hecatoncheires, nobody ever drew one though.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|Live and learn, I suppose}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|its nataraja not shiva

the god of dance i think

its technically a form of shiva}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Surf the kali yuga}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I may end up getting the name wrong; this brain has a fault in recalling names at times, and I was not into Buddhism at all.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Reminds me of the lesser Goetic stuff, the really specific demons that kind of suck.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Anyway}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Surgat and his locks, kind of dumb really.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|I remember seeing this short film with that god

[''posts YouTube link for "THE GOD & THE FLY"'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Still trying to figure out the meaning and symbolic things from my finding the pair of figures.

I feel better typing this out tonight.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Well, bit like something out of that movie I recommended to Bis.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|The problem is that each god takes forms, so you have 10 gods with distinct personalities but theyre technically all the same people}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Small Apartments (2012)}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Just let him go and we can decipher the bits after}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|The trippy scenes have brilliant cinematography, just saying.

Kind of a neat hidden meaning to some of the plot.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|It’ll come to me shortly enough. For now, wanted to update and share that with y’all.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Just gonna recommend some of the more group things to destress, everyone gets too much into themselves sometimes.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|Its always nice to discuss the day}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Also, @Neko Onyx (Kat), to confirm and answer your earlier question about Fashion Square, on the fated and foreseen event that involved just me being there with this body to open up something there, or set up the near future event to happen there, I went there today; yes, it is still open, very much.

More than half the stores in it are still in business, but JCPenny is closing its store there at this time.

And, the irony of the [[GameStop]] at Forest Lakes closing shop, and yet the GameStop in Fashion Square is still open.

Feels like a gyp, but whatever.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Saw an interesting expose on Weworks, horrible business plan that was.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=Klop|Also, you should have recieved a notification from amazon, can you confirm it}}
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===Megan Obsession===
20-21 September 2020

{{main|The Place chats - Megan Obsession}}

===The "New Associates"===
22 September 2020<ref name=anaxisplace></ref>

{{Main|The Place chats - New Associates}}

===Helena Hate===
22 September 2020<ref name=anaxisplace></ref>

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker = MKR|time = 01:52 PM|@Sonichu982 I'd block [[Helena Fiorenza|helena]] if I were you, she's another try hard troll/ween}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker = Kyle|time = 01:57 PM|Her magic crackhouse of wonderment garbage is getting pretty fucking old.}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker = MKR|time = 02:03 PM|Agreed, she needs to stop drawing your ocs in such disgusting ways.}}

===Chris's Update to Naught===
24 September 2020<ref name=anaxisplace></ref>

{{quoteboxgray|speaker = Naught|time = 02:34 PM|

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|I am feeling good and well right now.

The border moment of my recent future sight problem that I could not see beyond has passed, happened, and personally experienced.

I've regained the ability to see into the future, and I've received a new bunch of visions and present moment tasks.

The time frame was between Tuesday night and this very morning.

Also, I have met with our new business associates, and their plans are very sound and good. They intend on reigniting Mama's, and our Sonichu and Rosechu, brand. And, amongst the group, they are genuinely psychically and magically able on healthy to high levels. Proven so in-person as well. One of them was able to recognize from our aura that there was more than one soul in this body. Very good, considering there are, in addition to me, Sonichu; I've mentioned them before, at least the Mew, Celebi, Meloetta and Victini.

Given the foreseen circumstances and present events, as well that which has been personally confirmed, I'll be inviting one of them onto our Discord server; he's partly able, but has a good amount of power within him.
I will allow him to introduce himself after he gets on to talk with you all.

I probably should have typed all of this up on the Discord server. But, I feel it best if you would, please, copy/paste, or screen cap, what I've shared with you now and relay the information to the others.}}

¯\(ツ)\/¯}}

===Patreon Troubles, Chris's Online Social Life, "The Boys," Praetor LLC Revealed===
25 September 2020<ref name=anaxisplace></ref>
{{Main|The Place chats - Praetor Revealed}}

===Complaining about Justin===
26 September 2020

{{see also|Justin DMs}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Justin <CENSORED> sent me another angry text today. With some frustration, I ended up telling him the extensive truth, even mentioning [[Null]]. And I also told him, "You will get your books when you will get them. Then he sent me a few more angry texts. Also, these came from a third phone number, <CENSORED>.}}
}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|It's possible the guy is generating new numbers to keep his identity private?}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Val|[''posts an image of a lookup of the phone number. The first name on the lookup reads "Yusuf".'']}}

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===Movie Night picks===
26 September 2020

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|[''posts a panel comic'']}}
{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Cute ~

@everyone boss said

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Yeah, that could be fun, I suppose. I have an idea: a Richard Kelly Marathon; start with "The Box", followed by "[[Donnie Darkko]]", "Southland Tales" and maybe "S. Darkko". Or we could do "Sonic the Hedgehog" and "Detective Pikachu" with one or both volumes of "Guardians of the Galaxy" or "Infinity War" and "Endgame". Just my two bolts.

You may share this, and we can try to do the movie night tomorrow.

Let's say 6:30 pm, Eastern.}}
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===Complaining about Justin, part 2===
27 September 2020

[Past midnight on 27 September 2020]

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, @everyone. Just took a peek at the earlier talk on here; Justin is a lot worse than a dick. Check out the texts he sent me from that YUSUF number:

[''Chris uploads [[Justin DMs#Chris Responds]].'']}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Let me see...}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|What a total jerk...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|This guy even threatened [[Null|Josh]], of all people in this dimension. (edited)}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Sounds young, least the grammar is so fucked up that it seems like it...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|Weird.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|I smell the butthurt from here.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Doesn't fuck up capitals like some people I've seen.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I am mainly not letting this guy get to me; I even blocked all three of his numbers.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|Good.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|I don't recommend trying to pull rank via proxy, but if blocking it is the end, that's good enough.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Can you just refund it

He'll shut up}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I have not read the entirety of the texts he sent after I responded, but in the screen capping, I caught that glance.

Can’t refund; [[money]] issues.

I’ll make the order to him on the third, after when [[Monthly tugboat|Mama’s income]] does come in.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Ya, that's just something more general about running the business and not going over, most wealthy people live below their means, it's corollary.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Among which I even in all honesty opened up a bit to inform him.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|[''pins a deleted message'']}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Generally not smart when they're already claiming to know everything.}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|He should be patient and realize that times are tough right now}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|[''pins a deleted message'']}}

{{quoteboxpurple|[''pins a deleted message'']}}

{{quoteboxpurple|[''pins a deleted message'']}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Well, beyond that, things can be managed much better once you restructure.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|This guy is a dick, check the first message..}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|He really is}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I’d class him as a hotheaded asshole.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Ya, that's just no good...}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Failtroll}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|I agree.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Hes trying to illicit a response}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Naw, I'm an asshole, this guy is just scum.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Don't even bother responding, it s what keeps them going}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|Fail troll.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Anyway, yeah, I saw through his shit.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|Exactly.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|It was obvious he was hate-trolling}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|"hehe I scared THE chris chan"

idiots}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|I hate how most people just love acting as a dumbass.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|It's pretty shallow to be that proud of, just managing things and planning would leave no opportunity for this kind of thing.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|Congrats to the dude in question. He's gonna get laughed at for his failed trolling. (you should have listened)}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|I saw it from the start did only Val and I read the messages? (edited)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, he did not scare or frighten me; I felt concerned with the genuine patron, and I felt frustrated in his continued attacks.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|That's why I asked Val to get the numbers}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|people that go after your mother don't realize that it isn't funny anymore, neither is it cool. @Sonichu982}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|It is a crying shame that a number of the patrons are trolls, and fewer in number are the haters.

At least they aren’t always abusive.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|What would you estimate the percentages at?}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|[''quotes Chris's "It is a crying shame that a number of the patrons are trolls, and fewer in number are the haters." remark'']

At the end of the day, your mother is still making money off them.

[''posts a reaction image'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, Mama’s become an online troll, but a lawful good type.

And how many people go online and comment and shit?

And how vast is the history of trolling others in this dimension?

Trolling was even portrayed in the musical, “GiGi”.

But, it is easier to answer that question with another question:}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|I don't get the musical thing, broadway has gone to hell these days.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|What would you define as trolling?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|What’s the percentage of your people, worldwide, who are haters?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|What might be a simple joke to one might be a troll to another. (edited)}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Well, both Patreon and in general.

It's a small community, just from the volume on the former.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|[''uploads a screenshot of a definition of troll'']

“Trolling” is searching around and observing as many as possible for opportunities or knowledge. And then in the worst cases stringing them along in a bit of deception to likely spite, bully or hate on them, or even teach them a lesson in their own self-development.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Val|Hes threatening barb. Read the bloody messages.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Self-development really can't come from outside.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|He's mad that he's been trolled. lol}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Okay, that spooked me a bit hearing that, but it doesn’t surprise me.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Pay 🐖

Did you not read it?

"You and your mother."

He didn't mean cwc}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|It's never easy, it's easy to claim, impossible to prove.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|sonichu and cwc}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Ya, that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Okay, stop talking about it, please; I get it. This guy threatened Barb.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|No problem}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I don’t need to read the texts.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|No, he didn't}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|What is his motive regarding hurting barb?

I mean why he wants to hurt an old lady?}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Josh might want to be notified of that, it's pretty serious, depending on exactly how it was said.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|[''quotes Deleted User's "What is his motive regarding hurting barb?" remark'']

let the boy stay mad.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|He’s blowing of a whole bunch of steam for his own self-satisfaction and to get a ride out of me.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=The WCT|Let him cry.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|Wait no, he did threaten Barb

what a piece of shit}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|These people don't need a specific motive beyond trolling to give them reason to do extreme things}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|So he hurting people so he can get his own fame?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|also threatened null}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|This is just horrible to heard tbh.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|what an absolute ass}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Maybe another ” serial killer fetish ” tard.

Some people legit copy serial killer to fulfill their own ” search for fame and fantasies ”.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, his address is literally on that screen cap in the back orders I sent to you, [[Naught|@ภคยﻮђՇ]].}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Generally there's not much that makes sense to do. Block and move on.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|He has been blocked.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Just ignore him since he want fame.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Lainchu (Anaxis)|Is it possible to block him on patreon as well?}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|He gonna said and do terrible things to get attention.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=[redacted Watchman]|I doubt he will go to court for 30$}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|If y’all want to press on with the serial killer theory, look him up at his address.}}

[...]

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Y’all may share the concerns about Justin <CENSORED>, and his very concerning texts, with Josh

I got a bit of a headache that is slowly fading away.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Shipping is a pain, far as we know the market doesn't demand alternative options.}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|Don't worry, we will give him the info.

You should rest tbh, you always tired and busy with weirdos.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Text and dm him here or on the farms he's busy}}

{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Deleted User|We can handle those weirdos for you when you rest.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Thanks.}}

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===High Heart Rate===
29 September 2020

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, @everyone. I pray all of you are feeling okay and well. I’m okay for the most part. This body and brain have been working a lot harder lately. I have been sensing many a disturbance and dimensional breaches. So much so, it’s jarring the heart rate in this body to high numbers. In further meditation, scanning and reflection, I continue to find the number of disturbances in present moment visions.

And I’m still getting future visions as well.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Any accompanying headaches?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Also, in this morning’s dream, [[Imaginary friends|Discord]], himself, showed up to share a very incriminating detail in the back halls of Hasbro’s executives.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Brain fog is a kind of vague and indefinable symptom, so I'd hesitate to suggest that.

Like, an evil plot?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Apparently what appears to be a pricy, gaudy business dressed woman is plotting to destroy Equestria, which would be even worse than one would imagine.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|I mean, that's so tongue and not terribly creative.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Also saw Discord talking with Princess Celestia about it, and I was able to agree with them that we will make sure Equestria does not get deleted or anything of the sort.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|At least the gents in finance dress kind of classy douchey.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|If you want to argue with the Draconequis God of Chaos, Kyle, that’s your call.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|So, they, undid it? Kind of weird and shallow motives.

I argue with everyone, that's all Socrates wanted in the afterlife.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Anyway, I felt need to share that with y’all.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Could make an interesting fanfic.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|To answer your question, the high heart rate is having some effect on the body in moments of brief disable and paralysis, but fortunately this body, brain and core keeps a very high constitution and fortitude.

It’s a nuisance, but I’m keeping a good amount of control over the situation.

And I also have mind over matter at work.

I can recover quick enough at mental command.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|As long as there's no issue with clotting, generally circulatory things tend to be very acute.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I doubt there is clotting going on.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Or TIA, generally harmless in and of itself, but never a good sign.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=hedgehog|maybe you should ask your doctor to be safe.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Yes, that is a valid idea.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Any localized paralysis is typically very bad news.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|My bad, but who’s changed their username this time? @hedgehog

I will make an appointment very soon.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=hedgehog|Oh, I'm friends with Archiver. Haven't introduced myself to you before.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Oh.

So many like to change their usernames, it gets confusing.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=hedgehog|lol, yeah.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|It’s cool.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Most common conditions mimicing TIA are either low blood sugar, migranes or some forms of neurological conditions like minor focal seizures.

And generally TIA does indicate a high risk of stroke.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Thanks, Kyle.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Contributing factors, weight as well as preexisting heart conditions like afib. You might have a family history of that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|That’s enough, Kyle.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|I just know things.

If it's at all relevant to bring up, well, it helps to have smart questions to ask your doctor.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Well, I’ve made an appointment with Mama’s doctor. Luckily, he had a cancellation, so I’ll see him tomorrow.

Anyway, the dream, and the events that are happening between dimensions and worldwide.

Thank you.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Kyle|Any specifics on the plot?}}

[''Six hours later'']

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey.}}

{{quoteboxnavy|speaker=Naught|Henlo}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Hi :3}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Checking in; I’m feeling better.

The Sacral Chakra/Heart Crystal spot was glowing heavily for a long while.

I definitely am sensing the differences, but I’ll still talk with Mama’s doctor about the problematic moments.

The pulse feels calm, but the [[Fitbit]] is reading 91 bpm; I’m not sure that is right. Although it was right earlier on the definite heavy heartbeat moments.

Body heat’s been steadily very warm, sometimes hot.

Let out some of the magic and psychic energies out of these hands to help further progress the events, here.

It gets difficult when you have such powerful hands that you have to keep away from the body, or some gaseous pain builds up, unless there was already some pain there, and I focus the energy to be healing.

Aside from that, Rosey, Cryzel and I have been binging Batwoman on HBO Max.

Also, on the further details of the plot with the businesswoman at Hasbro that wants to see Equestria gone (didn’t have much to go on from the dream), but on further meditation, I believe it has something to do between GOPony and this “upcoming” MLP Movie.}}

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===Doctor Visit===
30 September 2020<ref name=anaxisplace></ref>

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker = Chris (as Sonichu)|time = 06:11 PM|Also, just to let @everyone know in update: I saw Mama’s doctor; the pulse and blood pressure were consistent. Also did a quick EKG which turned up Normal at the end of the appointment. In talking with [[McGovern]], as Val has personally witnessed as well as he was there with me, Rosey and Cryzel.

''[4 SonichuSmile<ref name = "SonichuSmile" /> reactions]''

In explaining the recent details, showing him the heart rate data from the FitBit app, and as he did the usual checkup, McGovern expressed some perplexed emotions and feelings. He essentially played it off, as foreseen and as most doctors would do the same in this situation, as a factor of stress.

Obviously, that is only partly true, as all of you are aware.

That’s all I have for now.}}

==Second Layer chats==
===Null Joins The Place===
12 September 2020
{{incomplete}}
{{Notes}}

{{References}}
{{WatchmenLeaks}}

Bob Chandler

2026-08-22T20:59:21Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Chris */

{{Incomplete|[[ThePCAssassins]]}}
{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>}}

{{quote|All around the world, everyone prays to their own God, but they are all praying to the same God.|Bob's alleged last words.<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Chris is the Avatar, Bob's last words]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = {{gender|gender=male}}
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]]) [[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children and despised by his stepson for alleged abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child despite the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The [[Dreaming Studio]] in their backyard, hoping they'd create things there (though sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from his concern for Chris's foolish behavior and from his occasional attempts to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's life, noting that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed, much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Robertchu]].

Years later, in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could.<ref>[[Incest Texts]]</ref>

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> despite the international field of electronics having so many contributors that Bob likely had zero significant influence.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris also recalled Bob and Barb would routinely argue with each other, in which he felt the need to play "peacemaker" and the constant shouting matches caused him [[Stress|stress]] which he struggled to [[Chris and coping|cope with]].<ref name=feb26>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, Bob certainly knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris were more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography, such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

During Chris's fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], there was an incident which resulted in Chris being pinned down by staff. Bob took legal action against the school, though his suit was later dismissed. Greene's staff suggested Chris be enrolled at an institution 80 miles away in the city of Winchester. Following the dispute, Bob pulled Chris out of Greene County's school system and Chris was homeschooled through fifth grade. The two moved near the larger Chesterfield County's school district for Chris to attend [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]]. While in Chesterfield's district, Chris was enrolled as a special education student, taking Coping Skills classes, and he also continued to be mainstreamed into regular classes.

While Chris attended middle school, Bob felt he needed supervision to get to and from the bus stop safely. He paid a classmate of Chris's, [[Natasha Turner]], to walk with him. Despite Bob giving Chris the money to pay Natasha and explicitly informing him it was like babysitter money, Chris [[Slow-in-the-minds|did not realize]] why Natasha was being paid until [[2013]] when the revelation shocked him.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Natasha]]</ref>

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob (allegedly, according to Chris) consulted with the school principal about Chris's socialization, which resulted in [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] asked to be friends with Chris. The exact details are, however, murky at best, and Chris's accounting may be affected by a later lie told to him by the troll [[Thetan]]. While at Manchester, Chris had an incident on the regular bus which resulted in him being placed on the special education bus (which makes direct door-to-door pickups) for the remainder of his high school years.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections to others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked by barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

{{quote|I've wanted to yell back at Mister C for Years, then I finally did in High School over his stupid random thought of verbal "sparring" over freaking frog's teeth! Gah!!!|Chris, [[February 2026]]<ref name=feb26></ref>}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' Bob also engaged in friendly and interesting conversation with [[ThePCAssassins]] many times through [[2010]] and [[2011]], further disproving Chris's belief. The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about the beginning of Chris's [[transgender]]ism in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag".

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
{{See also|Death of Bob Chandler}}
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref> Bob had voted for the sheriff of Greene County, John Scott Haas, and also met him at a fruit stand while he was running for office (which could've been around either [[2003]] or [[2007]]).<ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (incorrectly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg
File:2002 BrickFest7.jpg|Bob with Chris at [[BrickFest]] [[2001]].
File:2002 BrickFest10.jpg
File:0612-DaddyIs75.jpg|75th birthday.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
<references />

==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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