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2026-06-23T05:32:32Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Errors/exaggeration section */ new section

== To Do ==
*History of CWCki (starting with the original)
*Creation of CWCki and its relevance

== Does he know about this wiki? ==

Simple question: does he know that there is a whole Wiki about his antics? - TheRapingDog
*He's been told by white knights but apparently he doesn't know. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:47, 15 June 2009 (CEST)
** Guess when he heard "CWCki" he assumed that they were talking about his Cwcipedia. - Aldrasio
* The Wallflower just now told him about it. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 09:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Old CWCki==
Good Lord, someone went to the trouble of vandalizing it despite the fact it's several months old and no one uses it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:45, 14 October 2009 (CEST)
*who cares, all the useful information has been moved over here anyway. since the wiki software it runs on wasn't meant to deal with vandalism, i'll just delete it. i have an archive of it anyway, i think. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 10:12, 14 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Yeah, at first I was like save it for old time sakes but the old CWCki has outlived its purpose and not to mention it's not worth keeping it around with vandalism and shit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:14, 14 October 2009 (CEST)

== Forum? ==

*Hey guys, do you think that we need a Forum for our little Wiki?--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 04:09, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
**Cool idea but /cwc/ already do it better, why bother? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:13, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
***Good point.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 04:51, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*1) This does not improve the article, this page should be for discussing the CWCki article, 2) this has already been discussed [[CWCki:Community_Portal/Archive_4#We_should_start_a_forum_dedicated_to_Chris_Chan.27s_failings.|here]] and it was concluded we already have /cwc/, PVCC, and even EDF if you're in a pinch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:36, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

== Is Chris reading the Cwcki? ==

I believe Chris or (more likely) his mysterious helper is reading the cwcki and giving heads up on trolling, what people think of him and his videos, etc. I think this is because the only places I've spoken about Sandy as a troll is here on the Cwcki. I don't think Chris has any other leads apart from here about her, so he either read the wiki or one of his helpers did. I was also specifically abused by one of the page-blankers which leads me to believe Chris is getting info first or second hand from the Cwciki. Thoughts? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*If Chris or his people are getting info from CWCki then obviously we shouldn't put up sensitive information relevant to whatever new trolling schemes we have on here. That said we arn't a trolling organization to begin with. If Chris or his people really did want a heads up on trolling then they would want to go to PVCC or maybe Krapple. Even then, that's just organized trolling. Most major trolling comes from people working independently. I don't seem to recall anything about Liquid or Jack having to answer to us. I say that from now on we keep any of our own trolling plans to ourselves, and then all they've got is a site full of information about why Chris sucks. Not very useful to them unless they are deluded enough to think they can change Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:52, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*What specific thing did you say about Sandy and what page blanker targeted you? Speaking of which, can we see if the IPs of the page blankers are from around Ruckersville?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:16, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**In the Hook article discussion page I pretty much spilled the beans about everything. I forget if the Hook article was one of he ones blanked. There's also full transcriptions of Simon and Sandy's calls/YouTube videos on my userpage, which included some discussion on the trolling. The page blanker was I’m_just_here_to_hold_your_hand_when_you_die_(and_to_show_you_around_imaginary_places); he replied to my 'Fuck my life' post out of the blue with:

:::Yes, I quite agree. Fuck your life. Nighty night, friends.

This really doesn't seem like Chris' typing style, so I suspect it to be his helper. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:33, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*** It MAY be possible that Chris simply blocked her because he knows she's underage and therefore not a potential Crystal maker. I still think he has a friend reading the Cwcki. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:43, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== no more internal server errors ==
RIP 500 Internal Server Error joke. Also, I believe the article is as complete as it can be. Remove template? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:16, 4 November 2010 (PDT)

== Need references by Chris ==

A short section, ideally separate from Chris's opinion, of times Chris has referenced the CWCki (like in the [[JenkinJinkies]] video).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:53, 7 March 2011 (PST)

== Dead link ==

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* http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs
** In [[CWCki]] on 2011-09-20 22:30:23, HTTP Redirect Loop: [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs] -> [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs]
** In [[CWCki]] on 2011-09-28 08:00:51, HTTP Redirect Loop: [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs] -> [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs]

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:00, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Errors/exaggeration section ==

Should we have some kind of section acknowledging this? Like how this wiki was influenced from ED, how conjecture can also influence coverage of Chris, how the extent of info can be deceiving, etc? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 01:32, 23 June 2026 (EDT)

GiBi

2026-06-23T04:55:11Z

Hurtful Truth Level: not sure there's a good source for this being his name

{{Unreliable|type=misinfo}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|GiBi has taken information from many questionable sources at face-value, placing it in his videos.<ref group = note>GiBi has taken information from Naught and MKR regarding orbiters that they had targeted at face value.</ref>|GiBi has made bold, accusatory claims without verifying them first.{{refn|group="note"|Produced a video in which he erroneously named people in the [[Taser Discussion]] clip as being exclusively [[Praetor]] members.<ref name=taservideo>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4HfueLWzjY&lc=Ugz1EEI4ON6dhsYi1gN4AaABAg</ref> The uncut version of the clip revealed that only one person in the clip was from Praetor, who objected to the idea of Chris using a [[taser]] on himself.}}{{refn|group="note"|Produced a video in which he helped [[MKRNightVee]] propagate her spin about [[The WCT]], accusing him of abusing Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAQ1Nz8G1Xc</ref>}}}}
{{Incomplete|The Beginnings of GiBi's channel|Involvement in the Jacob Saga|Information on coverage of Praetor|Information on Discord Server|Information on Dr Phil}}

{{Infobox Person
|title = GiBi
|aliases = Good idea, Bad idea 
GiBi 
GiBi_Devon 
Lore Cattle Ranch
|image = GiBi in 2024.jpg
|knownfor = {{•}} Broadcasting happenings regarding Chris and his orbiters {{•}} Promoting a petition to get Chris on Dr. Phil
|gender = Male
|race = White
|nation = American
|saga = {{saga|jacob|cn}}, {{saga|arbitarch|cn}}, {{saga|crystalgate|cn}}, {{saga|incest|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}
{{quote|Also, a shout out to one of my favourite, yet sarcastic, supporters, @GiBi_Devon. Thank you for the perspectives from your earlier responses, albeit not perfect.|Chris, [[February 2024]]<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#GiBi shoutout]]</ref>}}
'''GiBi''' (which he has stated is short for "Good idea, Bad idea") or '''GiBi_Devon''', is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since [[2019]], after discovering Chris via the ''Tails Gets Trolled'' webcomic sometime before.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGO2wzE0Hvg]</ref> He uploaded videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading Chris's posts or [[Kiwi Farms]] posts, sometimes infamously with [[CWCki:Speculative Christory|his own theorizing and speculation]].

In [[October 2023]], GiBi renamed his [[YouTube]] channel to '''Lore Cattle Ranch''', and in [[April 2024]] to '''Gibi's Lore Cattle Ranch'''.

==Channel Beginnings==

GiBi had created his YouTube account, "GiBi_Devon" on 14 September 2015. Before posting any Chris-related videos, the channel primarily consisted of Let's Plays and reviews based around Star Wars movies, [[video games]], and toys (mostly [[LEGO]]). His most viewed video at the time was his first video centered around Chris, in which he commented on his beliefs about the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_HSvnxXiCQ]</ref>

One of GiBi's primary sources for his videos was [[CWCki|this website]], though he had also read posts made by users from the [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Early Chris-Centric Content===

{{quote|I think I need to work through it, and I need to talk to someone about it, but I don't know anyone else who follows her... So I'm gonna be doing that here.|GiBi, on why he made his first Chris video.}}

Shortly after his previous video on the Dimensional Merge, GiBi would begin his Weekly Chris Chan Update, a mainstay of his channel up until the [[Jail Saga]]. Also during this point in time, GiBi would release the second episode of his ''The Absurds'' series, in which GiBi regaled his audience with some of his favorite stories about Chris.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfViAhQSLm2ngolF0sv1YkNtzsad43j09]</ref> Just over a year later, GiBi would release another episode of ''The Absurds'' involving Chris, which would double as a backdoor pilot for his series of videos in which he details the plots of the [[Sonichu comics]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VxF1rre7Nk&t=19s]</ref>

==Dr. Phil==

In 2019, in between the releases of the two ''Absurds'' videos, one of GiBi's followers began a Change.org petition to get Chris on the Dr. Phil Show,<ref>change.org/p/dr-phil-get-chris-chan-on-dr-phil</ref> which Devon would promote in an episode of the Weekly Chris Chan Update.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hef5tBMB5ds&t=441s]</ref> The description of the petition claimed that Chris being on the television show would help him in two ways. Firstly, it could provide him with some money to prevent him from becoming homeless. Secondly, if Chris acted... like Chris in front of Dr. Phil and his almost 7 million viewers,<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Phil_(talk_show)]</ref> then maybe he would end up receiving some proper psychological care. GiBi states in his video promoting the petition that even if he did not expect the petition to actually get Chris onto the show, it may expose Chris to the general public and achieve the petition's latter goal. GiBi later released a second video on the Dr. Phil petition, in which he encouraged his followers to start contacting Dr. Phil on Twitter as soon as the petition reached 1,000 signatures.

GiBi would go on to make a third and final video regarding the Dr. Phil shenanigans, this time worrying aloud that Chris might actually end up on the Dr. Phil show after Chris [[tweeted]] that he would go on the show if Dr. Phil or his team invited him via a letter.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_S3ZxtfuZo]</ref>

==Jacob & Arbitarch Sagas==

The subject of [[Jacob Sockness]] was first brought up on GiBi's channel in an episode of the Weekly Chris Chan Update in early [[September 2019]], when Chris was still supposedly [[Body swap| body-swapped]] with [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08KDQU2SC58&t=520s]</ref> Being that Sockness simply went by "Chris Kink" on Twitter at the time and his actual name was only known from a GoFundMe, the title of this video does not reference Jacob directly, but instead simply refers to him as a "predator." GiBi covers this GoFundMe as well as a few of Jacob's tweets, making several negative comments about Christory's most infamous [[White Knight]]. Mere days later, GiBi released a second video on Jacob, in which he reads some of Jacob's tweets about [[Jakoba]] and conversation he had with Magi-Chan. GiBi finishes the video off by reinstating his opinion that Jacob is a danger to Chris.

{{quote|This guy really wants to meet Chris, and that's disturbing.|GiBi, making a statement that Jacob clearly didn't like.}}

Toward the end of the month, GiBi would release an ''Absurds'' episode about Jacob. In this video, he references Jacob's attempts to contact GiBi, where it is revealed Jacob did not like what Devon had to say about him.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBXRtcs3FQ&t=138s]</ref> This episode, like the Sonichu episode before, would serve as a pilot to a series titled ''The Sockness Files''. Ironically enough, Jacob had asked GiBi to do that very thing before rescinding the offer for obvious reasons.

GiBi would release three episodes of ''The Sockness Files'', in which he repeatedly spouted the opinion that Jacob was no good and went as far as to imply that Sockness may kill Chris,<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhmTbl6Gcpg]</ref> before we would hear more from the other side of the story. In a video where GiBi declares the Jacob Saga has concluded, Devon discusses the story of how the ultimate [[enabler]] would declare a war on him. After Jacob's [[heart level| heart level was smashed down to 15%]] by Chris, Jacob would apparently blame GiBi, and he became the villain of Jacob's story. Jacob would try to convince Chris that GiBi was trying to stop the [[Dimensional Merge]] alongside [[Null]] using fake DMs and a Twitter account [[Neo Spiritual Christianity| claiming to be God]].

{{quote|I don't believe in interfering with Chris. I have never contacted Chris. I have never talked to Chris. I have no problem interfering with Jacob.|Gibi, on the difference between Chris and Jacob}}

{{quote|The great ones most evil minion @GiBi_Devon celebrates this small victory, but the war has just begun|Goddess Emmanuelle, attempting to warn Magi-Chan about Hell's most despicable fiend.}}

==Crystalgate Saga==
In [[November 2020]], in [[The Place]] server, [[Naught]] claimed that GiBi had messaged him asking about [[Praetor]] and that he had given him information, which [[MKR]] stated was "cool," "since he's popular itll get the weens on the scene".<ref>[[The Place chats (November 2020)#GiBi asks Naught about Praetor]]</ref>

In [[February 2021]], Naught and MKR spread misinformation about [[Praetor]], putting out spin to make it appear the group wanted to get Chris to use a [[taser]] on himself. Naught leaked a brief clip from the [[Taser Discussion]] call to [[Kiwi Farms]], omitting key information in his post that [[Watchmen]] members were heavily involved with the call, that Watchmen member Val had jokingly told Chris to tase himself, and that Praetor member Caden objected. GiBi produced a video on the matter in which he erroneously assumed that all voices in the leaked clip were those of Praetor members.<ref name=taservideo></ref> Chris commented on the video, defending Praetor, and claiming that all ideas involving possible taser usage were his own.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan is Convinced to Taser Himself]]</ref>

==Incest Saga==
In [[August 2021]], while in the Halal Server, Naught claimed that "I used to feed gibi info during mine and [[MKR|mkrs]] feud with [[Dillin Thomas]]" and that "he didn't listen to me, i always gave him good info too."<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/attachments/halal-server-zip.10884/ Zip file of Halal Server leaks hosted at Onion Farms]. See Halal - General - halal-general [873250859369250879].html at 12-Aug-21 12:59 PM timestamp</ref>

On 20 April 2022, GiBi uploaded a video where he shares some screencaps of a conversation he had with [[The WCT]], who was under the screen name "currentlyinexile."

==Jail Saga==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|200px|thumb|GiBi discusses a screenshot of a text between [[Bella]] and [[Fiona]] (second upload). In his video, he had not fully cropped the screenshot, leaving a phone number visible.]]

In the wake of the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] scandal, GiBi created a daily series documenting the affair. [[Bella]] contacted GiBi and sent him screenshots of her DMs with both Chris and [[Fiona]]. Bella's screenshots included the headers of the DMs - which had information such as names and phone numbers for both Chris and Fiona. On 3 August 2021, GiBi produced a video covering the screenshots;<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210803081316/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v73xW_Fd9Zo</ref> he attempted to crop out the headers, and while he successfully did so for most, failed to fully crop at least two screenshots, which left Fiona's number visible. When told of one of the botched crop jobs, GiBi deleted the video. He then edited it to crop the number, and he uploaded it, only to fail to catch the second botched crop job. When again told of it, he deleted the second video. He planned to try again a third time but cancelled due to more information coming out.<ref>https://twitter.com/GiBi_Devon/status/1423754644422111238</ref> GiBi also posted the DMs he had received from Bella to [[Kiwi Farms]]; there, he censored the headers by placing a censor bar over Fiona's number and did not censor Chris's number.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (GiBi)#Bella DMs]]</ref>

Following from the months later, GiBi took a short hiatus on Chris-related content and instead shifted his attention to news stories. GiBi later went back to documenting Chris's known activities from jail, such as his letters and art, and occasionally providing conversations he had with other orbiters, which was exclusive to his channel.

During December of 2021, GiBi released a series of 26 videos about Chris-related topics corresponding with letters of the English alphabet.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtw0W-I3p2k&lc=Ugxk6jMY1Y7tZQPIRu54AaABAg]</ref> The next year, he would release a similar series of shorts containing facts about the Sonichu comics marketed as an advent-calendar.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtw0W-I3p2k&lc=Ugxk6jMY1Y7tZQPIRu54AaABAg]</ref> This would begin a relatively short-lived period where GiBi would release YouTube shorts every day going along with a theme that changed every month. This series came to an end during the [[May 2023| May of 2023]], with the release of the fourteenth episode of "Miscreant May."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vvnzixaa2js]</ref>

On 19 June 2022, Chris made a drawing while in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and sent it to [[Praetor]] to sell on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on his behalf. The drawing depicts CPU Blue Heart being interviewed on her opinion about "pride," to which she replies that "arrogance is the real sin." Along with [[Donald Trump]] and Vladimir Putin, Chris also cites GiBi as being at risk of committing the sin, and to be considered "neutral" on Chris's apparent scale of toxicity.

On 27 August 2022, Chris drew another drawing featuring GiBi, requesting Praetor to gift it to him.<ref>[[Praetor Jail Art#READ DESCRIPTION: "A Free Gift for Gibi", dated 08/27/2022]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:JailArt17.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Jail art Chris made of GiBi on 19 June 2022.
File:Gibi jail art 8-27-22.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Jail art on 27 August.
</gallery></center>

==Post-jail==
[[File:ChaosCrystalControl 1 (reissue 11Feb2026)(resized).jpg|Chris's drawing with the illustration of GiBi|thumb|200px]]
On 30 [[October 2023]], Chris posted a set of drawings on [[X]]. In one, a character appearing to be GiBi remarks about having been transported to [[2006]].<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement]]</ref> GiBi made a post wondering about the identity of the character, to which Chris confirmed it was meant to be him and that he had time-traveled to the past.<ref>[[October 2023 social media posts#GiBi]]</ref>

On 2 [[March 2024]], Chris watched a GiBi video in a livestream, in which he discusses Chris's [[jail art]].<ref>[[Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching]]</ref> Specifically, Chris watched [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBV_ANGhkzI this video], which was uploaded on 15 [[November 2022]].

On 29 [[March 2025]], Chris gave a shout out to GiBi, mentioning his [https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/5lMM4P57Z0o recent "clickbait" video] asking if Chris's [[Transformers Legacy United Merged]] were illegal.<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref> Chris added that he [[Chris and copyright|thinks it is legal]].

==Why GiBi Does It==
{{quote|Chris wouldn't be Chris if he was born in any other time or to any other parents, so what can we learn from this very specific person about the human condition as a whole?|GiBi's reason for it all.}}

Aside from the obvious reason that reporting on Chris has proven to be GiBi's most popular content (after all, he is now running an entire ranch on a single lolcow), Devon has always stated that his interest in Chris was not from the usual desire to laugh at Chris and his [[Sagas| various antics]], but instead genuine fascination or seeing his life as "beyond captivating."<ref>[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAjQ-AhytMk&t=17s]]</ref>

Similarly to [[Geno Samuel]] (who he has cited a similar belief as his motivation for extensively covering his life) GiBi has said that the life of Chris-Chan is like real life fiction, and expressed a desire to find meaning in his story. GiBi has described Chris as a negative role model, or "an anti-Bible" who served as a warning about what one could become in a worst case scenario.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPWE7FbWEU&t=123s]</ref>

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[GiBi DMs]]
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (GiBi)]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Christubers]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Zoomer Generation]]
[[Category:People from the United States]]
[[Category:People from New Jersey]]

Null DMs

2026-06-21T09:30:11Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Trying to convince Chris to inform his therapists */

This page contains DMs between Chris and [[Null]]. Their messages are quoted below, Chris's in blue and Null's in kiwi green.

==Personal space talk==
June 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-talk.44787/</ref>

{{quote|I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my [[hedgehog-defensive state]] and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.|Chris}}

After Chris got kicked out of [[TooManyGames]] for violating personal space boundaries, Null had a talk with Chris about the incident in which he warned Chris about the possible ramifications of his behavior. Notably, the moment he exceeded the [[CWC-isms#H|hurtful truth level]], Chris reacted by drifting off into his [[CWCville|imaginary land]], posting a lengthy diatribe about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]] (which is translated [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-talk.44787/page-2#post-3500758 here]).

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Did you remember to ship those items from Mercari people bought}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good Afternoon, Josh. I will be shipping out the three photographs today. I need to get three bubble envelopes.

Have you heard back from the people at BronyCon about upgrading my weekend pass on the complimentary?

I feel better, but getting up was rough.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I've not heard back from BronyCon.

Though you need to be aware that what happened at TooManyGames might get you banned from BronyCon preemptively. If it happens again you might end up on a global con blacklist, stopping you from going to any con ever again.

The touchy feely stuff is very serious and if it happens to the wrong person getting banned from a con is the least of your concern. They might press sexual assault charges which is sometimes years in prison.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am more aware of that now. My lips are kept to myself.

Hey. I am feeling better, yet still recovering. I want to let you know about something, I was sent to TMG to learn more about the possible return of Tari and Rei Ryghts being up to something with the Atari VCU. The CPUs' suspicions were correct from what we were able to get from what I learned during my time there. Amy Rose stayed the remainder of the convention to attend the remaining events and listen on the talk and gossip. We need to make the presence of the Nation of Comma, and the CPU of the Commodore Consoles, Scarlet, spread far and wide everywhere. Her Memories HAVE been bestowed to someone in this world of ours;

Scarlet is Kind and Compassionate; she is the counter to Rei Ryghts, should and when Rei attempt something to resurrect her lost Nation.

Scarlet Will help us against Rei Ryghts. Remember to share some prayers with the CPUs. Also, tell everyone to give their Full Support to Commodore on their Next Console, which will be named the Commodore CW. Let Commodore know that the console SHOULD have a Serial Port for the Floppy Driveand Printer, a port for the Cassette Drive, a Cartridge Port for their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their old Cartridges, as well as a Blu-Ray Drive for all media discs. As well as an HDMI Output AND Input, and a Component Output. Their controller should be reminiscent of the Commodore Logo in shape, with pattern of the typical controller, I like the Xbox controller scheme the “C” half facing outward from the player, following the controller for it, and it should be wireless with the USB cable port. And a USB input and output ports for media input and backup, and even hooking up to a PC or Laptop for using either as a monitor. The console should take the shape and form of the Classic Keyboard Console, Complete with the Keyboard. Online functions, downloadable games, and plenty Independent game Titles for the CCW. And the media of their new games should be Physical And Downloadable; I really like using the Cartridges for their games. And the price should be less than $400 on the finished console product. And they should take their time in fully developing, designing, assembling, testing and getting all the bugs out before making it available for sale.

Versus the Atari VCU, the Commodore CW Should be a Greater Success! Please, help me spread the word to the current people of Commodore in this world.

We need LOTS of this world's people to voice all of this to Commodore.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It's not just kissing. Someone claims, I don't know if it's true, but someone claims you squeezed their butt as well. That kind of thing, even the rumor, puts you at risk of being banned from BronyCon and all other cons in advance. I can't help you if that happens. It also scares away people who buy stuff from you. No one will buy medallions or drawings if they think you don't respect personal space.

Just keep it in mind. This is something I can't magic away and is way, way more serious than trespassing or bumping Snyder.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good Morning, Josh. I assure you that I never squeezed or even touched anyone's butt at all.

And I do understand all that. Believe me, and I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my hedgehog-defensive state and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Alright. Just be careful in the future and if it's anything other than putting a hand on the waist ask first. People will forgive and forget if the next con goes well.
Hopefully BronyCon still lets you go.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problem.
I am positive it will still be good.}}

==Trying to convince Chris to inform his therapists==
19 July 2018<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Therapist]]</ref>

Repeating a previous suggestion by [[Rocky Shoemaker]],<ref>[[On The Captain]]</ref> Null attempts to get Chris to talk about the [[Idea Guys]] conning him out of money to his [[Region Ten]] therapist in order to get the ball rolling on an official investigation. Chris again hesitates.

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I have an idea to get police involved but I need you to trust me on my plan

When you went to court they set you up with a therapist to see if they can help. That therapist works with the police all the time.

They might be able to get them to do something soon, but you have to be completely honest with them about what happened. If you hide things or lie about things, they can't help at all.

They'll challenge you on what you believe but stay honest. I can give them more information when they need it.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Good morning, Josh. This is some thinkary to wake up to. I can bring the event up next time I go to [REDACTED] and meet with my respective people there. They are aware of [[Polyamorous marriage|my loves and I]] and [[Cwcville]], as of right now, but I will have to be cautious in telling them what [[Idea Guys|Wise and Boyd]] pretended to be to extort out of me. I don't want to tell them about my [[Amnyfest Ring|Reality Stone]].}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|What is the Reality Stone?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Anyhow, I'm about to have my breakfast, and my itinerary is Colouring the remaining NINE pages in an estimated four hours time today.

You don't know? I thought [[The Captain|Captain Jack]] told you about that time between him and [[Magi-Chan]], and Magi-Chan telling me to use the energy of the stone inside me, linked to the stone in my ring there, to undo Wise and Boyd's damages to our dimension there.

Well, I recommend looking up Marvel Infinity Wars for starters.

The Reality Stone is one of the few powerful stones in the Infinity Gauntlet. It literally controls and distorts reality to a point and extent.

But, the stone I have is only a Portion of the full Reality Stone.

See, some time after the events, the stones of the gauntlet shattered, and I got a piece of the Reality Stone.

This piece is able to control at least the Nation of Cwcville, but I also already had some power and links of my own to Cwcville and our sister dimension

So, this stone piece in my ring is sort of an amplifier, at this point.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It would probably be best to be totally upfront with the people you talk to in real life, otherwise they might be confused.

I do remember this now, you're referring to the class ring that you and Jack met over initially.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I still have a lot to learn about the Reality Stone for myself.

Yes

Anyway, I will be back at [REDACTED] next Monday. I'll let all this process in my brain

Meanwhile: Cereal, then Colouring.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|You should be asking these people you talk to how to do two things. This is what I would ask.

1. How do you get police to concern themselves with the extortion, and
2. How you can seal off people from accessing what you believe without your permission so this never happens again.

Did they tell you about alternate dimensions or did you find it some other way}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I already had known of the sister dimension LONG before Wise ever came along. Magi-Chan came over and meditated, self-stat boosting to sessions, and shared prayers months beforehand. Also, he was my bodyguard at last year's [[BronyCon]], and 'he and I danced at the Grand Galloping Gala that weekend. It was magical.

I'll check you later.

Thank you, Josh. [''blushing emote'']⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Take it easy, good luck}}
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==Chris wants to role-play==
{{SonichuPossession}}
16 [[July 2020]], via [[Kiwi Farms]] DMs

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|[''cut-off''] becomes more obvious to me of why the psychics have foreseen the giant battle between [[Jakoba]] and Mama Chris Chan, since in [[Jacob]]'s spell, the Christos was to go to Jakoba, but now it's going to Mama's body, right here, instead. There remains a flaw, though. Although we have disabled Jacob of his greater magic abilities, he had already performed his spell and ritual for himself and sent what he had to Jakoba. So, now, we need to make sure everyone else on Earth, here, are knowing and aware to send their Christos in prayer to Chris Chan Sonichu for the greater good and safety of our future in the coming of the new timeline.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Chris,

I like you a lot. You have brought a lot of people a lot of joy. Sonichu was really cool and funny, and the thousands of people on this site used to find you interesting and loved to talk about you back when Sonichu was just a comic book.

If you were in trouble, I would help you. I have shown I want to help you. I have tried very hard to help you.

However, I can not and I will not play this game. As long as you act this way, I cannot help you and I cannot be your friend.

If you want my help, you must talk to me as a single person and you must not talk to me about these things which are not real. Even if you just do this when you talk to me, we can be friends and I will help you. If you can't do this, I can't help you.

-Josh}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Which brings us to why I am here today seeking your help, Josh. Firstly, Without making it prematurely too obvious to Jacob, I need help in making sure as many peoples of this Dimension's Earth Do pray to, and share at least a portion of their respective Christos with, Chris Chan Sonichu, herself. Obviously, the prayers and Christos go to this body, but it has two effects: Present Body projects and does as it will and needs to in the present goals, and Future Body (with Mama in it) answers all prayers and protects and helps as many as possible. Meanwhile, it slowly but surely becomes more consciously obvious to me and Chris-Core how this body will be able to break the [[Iron Curtain]] and go between Dimensions. Because the goal remains very clear for the future retcon (gonna prevent the [[COVID-19|pandemic]] from ever happening) and the fated event of me getting this body to Mama at [''cutoff'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[''In response to Null's message saying "...I can not and I will not play this game..."'']

Well, that's fine; believe what you want to believe, dude. But the facts still remain: I am Sonichu, talking to you from within Christine's body. I can agree to disagree with you on things, because the pressing matters and events are of far greater importance.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Ok Chris, Sorry I couldn't be more help. If you need something, you know where to find me.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|With that, now: I still would appreciate your help in helping me make sure everyone prays to Chris Chan Sonichu, and share a bit of their Christos with us, without making it obvious in wording and intention to Jacob.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|For now, at least, please help me to spread that word around to pray to Chris Chan Sonichu and share their Light Power and Aura Energy.

You will also note that I am remaining focused and catching myself after having read your response. I know Trolling is one of your things, as an advocate of Hades, to say the least, but, I am serious, and I would appreciate it if you would be, too. I don't think I need to mention [[Val]] ([[Magi-Chan]]'s Sonichu self-counterpart from another dimension) has been in contact with you, via DMs and Telepathically.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I am not interested in promoting this recent effort by Jacob Sockness to get more attention for himself. You can tell whichever "friend" of your puts you up to this that that is my final answer.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I, Sonichu, will be in touch. And I am certain Mama Chris Chan, and Magi-Chan, will be checking in with you, themselves, in person, very soon as well. I will leave it at that for now. Check you later. [''three lighting icons'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[''In response to Null's message saying "I am not interested in promoting this recent effort by Jacob Sockness to get more attention for himself..."'']

Jake is not involved in this part; he has been cut out of my communication and view for a few days now.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I promise you, whoever is talking to you right now, is Jacob or a friend of his. This is how it's always been Chris. You've always had the "Enemy" troll and the "Friend" troll, who is either just the same person or a friend of theirs.

You didn't contact me because you wanted my help. You contacted me because the "Friend" troll told you do, and that "Friend" troll is just one of Sockness's friend who wants me to feature how he's trolling you so he gets more attention.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Dude, I have literally come here to you of my own volition, and telepathic guidance from Mewtwo, Magi-chan, and Christine Chandler, herself. You can believe what you want to believe, but these are the facts and reality, here.}}

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==Contact Kai==
20 July 2020

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Also, [[Kai]] has your number now; I told him to contact you.}}

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==Concern over poop DMs==
16 January 2021

Null reaches out to Chris, concerned over the scatological Albert Fish messages Chris had been DMing to some Twitter users (due to him being tricked by [[Larry Vaughn]]). Chris claims sending the DMs was according to his plans.

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|Hey, Josh. Yes, I did in a voluntary mistake did send those messages out. I did this in order to confirm the trolling antics of [[Larry Vaughn|one who has been in contact with us recently]], with initial good and pleasant tidings of complimentary unopened candy, wine, and pickles in a jar.

This event was meant to be carried out as far as needed to confirm the foreseen trolling intentions of the individual in question. Christine (still in my Sonichu body) and [[Magi-Chan]] will deal with the individuals involved, personally.

And I am working with our trusted friend and [[business]] partner, [[Caden]], on another counter plan against the bad troll as well. I am awaiting the explanation of his plan to arrive later this afternoon.

I will brief you further, Josh, only should we definitely need your involvement as well. I am taking responsibility and dealing with the matter as best and appropriately as possible in this dimension. Thank you, Josh. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Okay, I asked because it's going to cause problems. I warned you after the time you got kicked out of [[TooManyGames|the convention]] to be careful of sexual harassment. If people think you're a sex predator, they will not financially support or help you. These messages are already being shared around by the people you sent them to.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|So I've noticed. And this brain does remember all to well what had happened at TMG.}}

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==Questioning Chris==
16 January 2021

Null tries asking Chris whose idea it was for him to DM Twitter users with an Albert Fish quote featuring a shit-eating fetish (which was [[Larry Vaughn]]'s).<ref name=larryvaughncode></ref> Null also asks about [[Caden]] and whether he was involved, which Chris denies.

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|[''cutoff''] he in the discord?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|No, [[Caden]] did not tell me to [[January 2021 social media posts#Poop DMs|make that Tweet that is still in Draft]]; that was on this body's [[Slow-in-the-mind|mental instincts]] and what it and the other psychic types and deities have foreseen.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Caden is on [[Discord]]; he's a member in [[The Place|the place]] server. And he is also on [[Instagram]] and [[Twitter]].

<nowiki>https://instagram.com/praetor_llc?igshid=1h7kxr3f9oviq</nowiki>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He's genuine and very kind and good in all intentions and so forth.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|No, the DMs. Did he suggest writing those}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|No}}

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==Ignoring Null's advice on Larry Vaughn==
17 January 2021

Null scolds Chris for ignoring his advice not to post [[January 2021 social media posts#Poop DMs|a set of tweets]] which acknowledged that Chris had sent out DMs to people featuring an Albert Fish quote about a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit-eating fetish]]. Chris had been tricked into sending out the DMs by [[Larry Vaughn]].<ref name=larryvaughncode>[[Larry Vaughn DMs#Coded Message (Albert Fish)]]</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|And I told you not to send those tweets yesterday. You didn't have to publicize it. It's just giving this guy more attention.

I dunno how I can help when you just ignore me mate}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I am not ignoring you, Josh.

But the apology tweet had to be sent out, in order for the tie cutting to commence.

And especially the recovery.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Well, I can't help with this anymore. This troll got you to do what he wanted and now you've told all your followers you did it so they'll be talking about it. It's going to hurt in the long run because people don't want to give money to someone who sexually harasses strangers and eats shit.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|He does not get attention if I do not directly talk about him publicly.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I hope you exercise restraint in the future.}}

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==Watchmen drama==
26 June 2021<ref>Chris took screenshots of the conversation and shared them with [[The WCT]] - [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-private-cwcsonichu1982-841751252929085491-html.2416236/ HTML file posted on Kiwi Farms of the Chris-WCT DMs]</ref>

Chris texts Null about [[Naught]] and other [[Watchmen]] members and discusses the infighting resulting from Naught doxing fellow Watchman [[The WCT]].

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Naught is the same name as a mega asshole on the kiwi farms. I don't know if he's the same person. Does he use an anime avatar?

I had to ban the one on the forum}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. That's him.

From what I've heard of his recent voice clips, he not only sounded like he was heavily defending himself and covering something up (I felt those emotions and vibes as well), but I also sense a slight vibe of external influence; possibly someone controlling him.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|He's in a group of two or three other people and they plan stuff together.
Mentally ill anime people.

Don't give them access to anything private}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yep. More than just anime, though. They've also talked of racism, and Nazi type things.

Definitely two others. [[Kyle]] and [[MKR]]; Kyle is definitely worse; talks soo damn much, boasting his smart-talk, interrogating my intentions and present mentalities. Damn, he's seriously tiring.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Yeah he's a weirdo. Keep him at a distance. If you have any issues with him let me know.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am planning on silently leaving [[The Place|the place]] Discord server, but on the right and fated timing in the near future. I don't want to pull out prematurely. I've also muted their respective phone numbers.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Good idea. Careful with discords, see people trying to invite you to their clubs all the time. It's a lot of drama.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Side-note, I will have to confirm [[Imaginary friends|Nightvee]]'s safety and being from Meghan. But, I'm certain [[Imaginary friends|Nights and Reala]] have his back during uncertain moments.

No shit.

Too much drama.

But what's been recently happening, it is another level.

Even potential worse "Big Boy" Doxxing from Naught.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Who is he doxing?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[The WCT|Neko/Wildcat]].

I have foreseen this potential outcome when I joined the group a couple of years ago, but I was uncertain at the time which were the toxic ones.

I had felt it was well and good to be part in later confirmation.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It probably started with good intentions but then people get their personal politics.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I was not surprised at all that they were wanting to take advantage of my less mature mentality of yesteryears, but how much they've should have know I have been maturing and doing better since [[Transgender|coming out in '14]].

Right on.

There were background happenings that saw other kind individuals banned from the group as well.

Anaxis, Silvia, Nigel Uno, Aquadiamond, to name a few.

"Ran them out of town", supposedly, too.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|If you're looking for some kind of outlet for talking to people let me know. Not sure what kind of socializing you're into these days. It seems like you want to have fans around.}}

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==Chris vaguely describes his relationship==
{{IncestCover}}
5 July 2021 (leaked by [[Null]] on 31 July 2021)<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's "girlfriend"]]</ref>

Chris misleads Null on the true nature of his relationship, lying by omission and leaving out key details to manipulate Null into believing the relationship was simply a matter between Chris and an older woman.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Now, I also have a major update to share with you; Strictly Confidential.

The past week up to Sunday the 27th has been a major game-changer for the positive with me. I tell you this in Strictest Confidence, and trust; I do not want word of this on the Kiwi or going public.

But, I had sex with someone last week; someone of this half of our universe. I worked thoroughly and compassionately with her beforehand, and at present. She's physically older than I. If heard, one may say it's something out of an anime or fan fiction. But, yeah, keeping her safe as well. Also, next appointment with [[Doctor McGovern|my doctor]] is on the 20th, so I'll get checked then, to be safe. Condoms are being used in the intercourse.

This relationship was something I have extensively given much, much deep thought and within myself. I had foreseen this among the infinite possible outcomes long ago. I no longer believe in labels that would hinder, and I do not listen to those shadows. This was of my own choice and acceptance, and I have no regrets. This feels right and good with I, and her.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Really? How'd you meet?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Well, I’ve met her a while ago, and was not fully aware at the time. And my ally deities guided me to seek her out and make things go further with great effort. We have talked off and on during the time in person. Behind a considerable camouflage, she was, but she was honest in her emotions. And she wanted to be with me as well; mutual feelings on good rapport. This relationship has been, from the start, offline and in-person, I assure you.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Do you have a picture of you and this girl btw?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Woof! Pressing hard for details. I do have photos of my lady friend, but I feel it too personal at this time. I did mention she was older than I; she’s in the over 50’s. And she definitely does not want to be spread around. As one of my more curious followers may have found through my Amazon by now, I even recently purchased a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance.

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{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I'm not trying to press, just curious. It's good you're both into things like anime}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, she doesn’t watch much anime, or animated series, or even television these days for that matter.

Adam West was one of her favourite people back in the 60’s, however, as it was for [[Cole|her son]] back then.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null| Well that's cool, I hope it works out}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It is

😊

I have found great appreciation for her in reading her deeply, and in listening to her stories and life adventures. Her High School days were quite fun for her. An intellectual, she is; worked a lot in numbers and accounting.

Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail. [[Don Lashomb]] and [[Wildcat]] are the two others who have additional clues as well. And I’ve mentioned this to my Doctor as well, without mentioning her name directly at all in any event. I will see my doctor on the 20th, so I will get tested to confirm lack of STDs then.

She and I have our romps in the sack every three nights at the present.

It does give her something to look forward to. She is very grateful, and I am also appreciative in being able to enlighten her with sex play she missed out on from even her exes.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|You should definitely not tell anyone who she is. It'll only complicate the relationship if people start harassing her.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Obviously}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|It's a good sign you've kept it secret so far but don't risk it}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Shhhhh.

We are safe, as long as none of this, even the obscure details, get leaked at all in public view or on Kiwi.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Good idea, I'd honestly advise not telling even people you trust that you have a girlfriend at this point.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Not telling anyone else after you, I do promise.}}

==Bella==
14 July 2021<ref name=dmsleakkf>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-383#post-9646585 ([https://archive.fo/oLIDM archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Also, a positive development in the past couple of days: I have found and am seeing set up a travel buddy in a friend of mine from the [[Praetor]] group, [[Bella]], aka 10thanonymous on Instagram. She put together the animation for my intro video where I sang "Twist of Fate", also. She is also a very intelligent and kind individual.}}

{{quotebox|She will have the time free over that weekend.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Bella is a 45-year-old man according to the Instagram profile. Have you met them before?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|That is a joke; she is a lot younger than that. I know her better, because she and I, and Sonichu, have texted back and forth; even played chess together in the app that allows simple board games between texting partners.
And I have a photograph of her.}}

''[Chris uploads a photo of Bella]''

{{quotebox|Haven't met her in person yet, though, but shortly will.}}

{{quotebox|Anyway, I need to take my meds and vitamins, and take care of myself for the morning before the outing. I will check back with you later.}}

{{quotebox|You have a lovely and safe day, Josh. Thank you, again.😊 ⚡️}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|You too, take it easy}}

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==KiwiMac card lore==
19 July 2021
[[File:Kiwimac.jpg|thumb|200px|The KiwiMac card]]
Chris discusses with Null his thoughts on flavor text for his custom KiwiMac [[TSSSF]] card, a card based on Null.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh! The visuai is striking me! KM is at a Starbucks enjoying a coffee or latte (I like my coffee black, by the way), and responding to a thought on a thread on the Kiwi, giving discerning and deep thoughts in the process. I can add dialogue from his thoughts in the Flavour text on the bottom of the card.

I'm sensing and feeling in groove with something like,...

"Ugh! These people can be so grating sometimes. Look, in my humble opinion, I say Nightstar is quite the mature unicorn, despite her childish appearance and tastes. So, quit your griping and shit. We've all got better things to do on here. Get your frustrations and anger out and move on. Don't dox anyone, either."

Or, alternatively, I can offer a thought in regards of something [[The WCT|Wildcat]] brought up recently of how people complain and hate on other races, while in the meantime they, themselves, are mixed races with those aspects of themselves. Such self destruction and hatred in that [''cutoff']}}

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==Incest questioning==
30 July 2021<ref name=dmsleakkf></ref>

Null noted on his MATI podcast that the conversation had occurred over the [[Signal]] app and prefaced it by saying that "I give him the [[Incest Call|the audio]] and [[Incest Texts|the screenshots of the messages]].<ref>Archived at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MygANnSgD5I</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|If this is real or not you need to tell me}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, Josh.}}

{{quotebox|Well, this is, indeed, a major shocker of a leak.}}

{{quotebox|But, firstly, let me state directly with you that I have told this ONLY to [[Bella|One Person]] outside the [[temple]].}}

{{quotebox|And second, Josh Moon,...}}

{{quotebox|Yes, it is true.}}

{{quotebox|The sex was consentual with [[Barbara]].}}

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==Incest leak questioning==
30 July 2021<ref name=dmsleakkf></ref>

Null asked Chris about the [[Incest Call]] leak, and Chris tells him he had told only Bella.
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I had told Bella in Strictest Confidence about this. And trust her not to have directly or personally leaked or divulged this story to ANYONE else.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Everything you told her was recorded and posted everywhere.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Who is Bella?}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Is that your girlfriend?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Bella, also known as 10thanonymous, on Instagram, is part of [[Praetor|Caden's group]]. And recently, she's joined [[Wildcat|WildCat]], I, and [[The Knights of CWC|the other outcasts]] from [[The Place|the former group]] who have proven to have not been toxic or bad.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Her computer also has been busy in [[Larry Vaughn|actively gathering intel on other bad trolls]] as well.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|this is the person I told you was a troll the very second you showed me 10thanonymous's instagram account}}

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==Sound of mind==
31 July 2021<ref name=dmsleakkf></ref><ref>{{cite farms|thread=96659|post=9619063}}</ref>

Null texted Chris asking how he rationalizes continuing to talk to [[Bella]] after the [[Incest Call]] leak.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|By the way, Bella has stepped forward and she has figured out who caused the leak.}}

{{quotebox|She also talked it out with [[The WCT|WildCat]].}}

{{quotebox|Anyway, see you later.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Bella caused the leak. How don't you get this}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|I don't understand. She is the only one who had it. It's her voice. How do you not understand}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I get the possibility, but she has stepped forward with her side, and it is worth looking into.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Bro all these people are fucking with you.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|You confessed to a crime to a person who has now gotten it kicked out of your own home and you may have criminal charges coming, but you're still talking to them like they're not obviously fucking with you}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|How do you rationalize this?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am spiritually guided and sound of mind.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|I really don't think you will ever get it. It's probably too late now anyways.}}

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==Chris takes money from Barb==
31 July 2021<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris Stole $750 From Barbara]]</ref>

{{see also|Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris Stole $750 From Barbara}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|Did you ask your mom to send you money? That is probably a violation of the EPO}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I did not ask her to send me money.

I have refrained from contacting her at all, and continue to do so.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|So she sent you money on her own?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She did not send me any money.

I managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance I needed.

Meanwhile, I presently have a little over five hours to kill, and both the favorite malls around here (CTC and Regency Square) don't open until 11:00.}}

{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Null|[''uploads a screenshot of a Bank of America notification which reads "Barbara Chandler sent you $750"'']

Do you have control over her bank accounts?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes, I have online control. And this was an emergency. I plan on sending the $750 back to her account after when the $1000 gets into my account.}}

Null then blocked Chris and reported his actions to the police.

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The Chris Chan Conspiracy

2026-06-10T20:48:28Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Errors */ is this why so many people seem to think it was null who ended the idea guys saga

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|name = Arthur James McDaniel
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|gender = Male
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[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|[[THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW!|Any minute now.]] ({{w|The Shining (film)|Paging Stanley Kubrick!}})]]
'''''The Chris Chan Conspiracy''''' is a documentary film series created by '''TheGamerFromMars''' (real name: '''Arthur James McDaniel'''), a channel dedicated to covering strange individuals and odd phenomena. Chris, having gained his own cult following on the internet, was one of the most requested topics for TheGamerFromMars to cover, so he pulled out all the stops to make a four episode series with an approximate runtime of five hours. Despite the suggestion of the title, no [[Conspiracy theories|conspiracy]] concerning Chris Chan is actually chattered about, and that choice of word is only there for alliterative purposes.

This documentary is more detailed than [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo's]] and covers a much greater period of time than that documentary, but it is less in‑depth and more succinct in comparison to [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno Samuel's documentary]]. The documentary makes use of several previously unseen interactions between TheGamerFromMars and [[Copitz]] with Chris at [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], which were filmed in [[December 2019]], showcasing Chris's daily life and providing additional insight into his hobbies and public behavior, along with [[Chris and reality|his descent into his delusions]]. Sections of Chris's life are depicted in the form of [[Chris and art|artwork resembling Chris's own]].

A trailer for ''The Chris Chan Conspiracy'' was uploaded onto [[YouTube]] on 18 March 2022, and the series proper ran from 19 [[March 2022]] to 9 [[April 2022]], covering everything from how [[Borb|Chris's parents]] met to [[Jail Saga|Chris being sent to a mental hospital]].

In [[October 2023]], TheGamerFromMars mentioned in a podcast that he was sending DMs to Chris, and that he had liked one of them.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNycj18vCYg&t=12s</ref>

TheGamerFromMars met with Chris in [[March 2024]] at the River Ridge Mall in [[Lynchburg, VA]] to record a segment for the fifth episode in the series, which premiered on 11 [[April 2025]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (March, second sighting)]]</ref> Notably, TheGamerFromMars was in communication with [[Praetor]] and also gained full exclusive access the yet-to-be-released [[Goddess Logs]] (Chris's jail diary). However, it remains unclear whether the source of the logs was Praetor or Chris himself.

==Meeting Chris Chan scenes==

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| name = Just the Chris-Chan scenes
| ytid = VrK_yTI5fu8
| maker = ADeMk
| subject = [[Chris]]
| type = Edited extracts
| info = The new and original segments.
| stardate = 10 [[April 2022]]}}

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| name = The Resurrection of Chris Chan but It's just the interview clips
| ytid = m4wkUxnC8Wk
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| subject = [[Chris]]
| type = Edited extracts
| info = The new and original segments.
| stardate = }}

==Trailer==
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Documentary Trailer
| ytid = cT71p14e84I
| stardate = 18 March 2022
| previous =
| next =
}}

==Episode 1: The Chris Chan Conspiracy==

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Chris Chan Conspiracy
| ytid = E6bEcBe99QM
| stardate = 19 March 2022
| previous = [[MLP Animation: Discord Meets the Princess Bride]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan|Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan]]
}}

===Analysis===
TheGamerFromMars is introduced to Chris. The crew first visit [[Chris's room]], where he films an "intro". At Copitz's wish, they make their way to the [[gazebo]], where they sit in the dark for a little while. They call it a day and awkwardly leave.

===Transcription===
[''Narrative intro'']

1:27 – [''Title card fade in: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

[''TheGamerFromMars walks to his car, then is shown driving'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So for years now people have been asking me to do a video talking about Chris Chan, and the problem is, I just never knew where to begin on the subject. So for the past month now, I've been trying to get in touch with Chris Chan in any way I could, uh, but after all that failed, I messaged [[Copitz]], he responded right away and asked me if I wanted to do an interview with Chris Chan, and the answer to that was "absolutely yes", so within a few days I get a cameraman and I am heading down—couple hours—making a roadtrip out of it—to meet the notorious Chris Chan in person.

And this is the street. Is that it?

'''Cameraman''': I… mean, that looks—

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]]! Look!

'''Cameraman''': Sonichu…

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Zoom in on the license plate.

'''Cameraman''': Hold on&mldr; huh&hyphen;huh&mldr; see if I can get that.

[''They exit the car.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hello!

'''Cameraman''': Hello ! Hi!

[''Hellish, still distant wailing from [[Snoopy and Clover]]. Worse is to come.'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Hey guys! How's it going?

'''Cameraman''': Hey! How are you?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Art? Is that right?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': How's it going?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Nice to meet you.

'''Cameraman''': I'm Jesse.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Jesse, nice to meet you.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's an honor to meet you!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Nice to meet you too.

'''Cameraman''': Christine, hello. I'm Jesse, nice to meet you.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, Jesse.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright, suppose we can go inside.

'''Cameraman''': [''mumbles''] Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''stutters''] We're gonna do the interview downstairs.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah—

'''Cameraman''': Okay. Ha-ha-ha.

[''The dogs begin barking torturedly and torturously. Cameraman zooms in on license plate.'']

[''Everybody enters.'']

'''Cameraman''': Oh.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Go [?] downstairs. [''Goes upstairs'']

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Snoopy, no! Quiet down, quiet down! Quiet! quiet! Alright, everybody's inside.

[''The crew are taken aback by [[Chris's room#New room|Chris's room]].'']

'''Cameraman''': O-kay&mldr; [''Films the walls. Copitz nods understandingly. Chris talks to the dogs in the background.''] Alright, well&mldr; this is, uh&mldr; very nice! [''Cameraman zooms in on the sheet of paper pictured above'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yes! [''indistinct''] uploaded&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yes, this is the room where it was all made!

'''Cameraman''': This is where it all&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Sonic&hyphen;chu!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Those dogs are screaming bloody murder!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah! [''laughs'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': They calm down after a little bit sometimes.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah, yeah.

[''Cut to Chris sitting on his bed.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[Joe Biden|The thing— is that thing]] on right now?

'''Cameraman''': Yeah, is that okay?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh. Yeah. Hello! Hello dear ip— hello dear YouTube and the Internet, all that! Hello! Hello. Hope y'all having a good day. There is your intro. Kinda.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah. Kinda. [''laughs'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''laughs'']

[''Title card: "Episode 1: The Birth of Chris Chan"'']

'''Cameraman''': Good enough.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''[[sigh]]'']

4:00 – [''Middling narration of Chris's early life commences.'']

53:36 – [''Middling narration of Chris's early life stops at the creation of the [[Sonichu comic]].'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': …feels good, feels good. Uh, is there—is there anything else, uh, what would you—what would you like to, I mean&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh…

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': …I guess, like maybe wanna go to [[McDonald's]] or something like that, or we can hang out in the gazebo, maybe…

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh… well it's dark out, now&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': It is.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': &mldr;so, might not— not— be able to see the gazebo…

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': That's true.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': &mldr;but I can&mldr; point it out, it's, uh, you know, behind the house, and, you know where the [[Duck|pen is]], the green of the fence right at the, that's, alongside the road there, and then—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Uh, I haven't seen it.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oof, anyway, you're driving down Westwood,&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Right.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': and you look to your right. You see, you will see a doghouse before you see&mldr; [''dogs start making noise again''] the… the, the, the pen—the gazebo's behind the doghouse.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Gotcha, I gotcha. Okay.

[''The two dogs bark deafeningly from the stairs. Chris talks inaudibly. Everybody exits. Cut to Chris holding a flashlight in the yard.'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Here we go, I got the gazeb— and then I get the [''inaudible'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Gazebo's over here.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Watch your step. This is your light source, I'm the light source.

'''Cameraman''': Yes! [''groan'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''inaudible'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's a very low gazebo.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah, it is, ha ha.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You gotta watch your head if you're more than&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': So, I'm able to, I'm able to stand, barely, but&mldr; at five ten.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ah&mldr; If you're {{W|Brad Garrett}} you'd have to hunch down.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Ooh. Yeah&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': 'Cause his height's more than six feet.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''unintelligible'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hm&mldr; yeah, watch your step.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Thank you.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So, Christine, do any of your neighbors know about, uh, Chris Chan and everything that goes on online?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh. Among which, yes.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Have, uh, the trolls ever harassed them?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hmmm&mldr; not that I'm aware of.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': I see.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I pray they haven't!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Anyway, so&mldr; bye guys!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''gruntingly''] Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Let you all&mldr; walk all back to your vehicles.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Sounds good!

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'll walk y'all back to your [[Transformers|autobots]].

55:56 – [''Title card: "To be continued&mldr;". Music swells.'']

==Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan==

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| stardate = 26 March 2022
| previous = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 1: The Chris Chan Conspiracy|Episode 1: The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan|Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan]]
}}

===Analysis===
The live‑action segments focus exclusively on [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]. In an arrangement reminiscent of a childhood sleepover, Chris single‑mindedly forces his guests to play his autistic twist on an autistic game. After two awkward hours, Copitz manages to put an end to the agony by winning.

===Transcription===
0:00:00 – [''Title card: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, the ga— the pre&dash;existing games, it's, it's the same game—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': — but essentially we got a s— we're playing a Start card in a set [''?''], we're gonna—I'm gonna play my "house". It's—the Start card—

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''laughs'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': —is essentially the author or&mldr; center&dash;piece of the whole fanfiction. [''cut to Chris reading off a card, laughing to himself''] "Twilight Sparkle is Eque— is Equestria's most prolific (and horrific) fanfic author. She ships herself, her friends, and her family together, regardless of relation, orientation, or harmonious mane&dash;and&hyphen;coat color combination. In order to help fulfill Twilight's dream of writing the perfect fanfics, you take turns expanding the shipping grid, joining new Ponies with Ship cards. If you are the first to make one of Twilight's narrative goals a reality, you earn the points for that goal! Of course, you also earn the shame of enabling Twilight's horrible penchant of shipping her friends, but nobody's perfect. [''shrill cackle'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''mumbles politely'']

[''Shot of Chris's phone showing his custom [[:File:Liquid Chris.jpg|Liquid Chris TSSSF card]]. Copitz imperceptibly says "thank you" to Chris or the cameraman.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Also we want to achieve on the shipping grid, the which in this case we start off with fulfilling the prophecy [?], we ship uh&mldr; any Sonichu with the prime keyword with Chris Chan or Christine Chan, we get the, or, we get, three unicorn sh—ships on the gri—, unicorn on unicorn ships, so that's, you know, um&mldr;

[''Another shot of a custom card on Chris's phone: [[:File:Robertchucard.jpg|Robertchu]].'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': There's my daddy!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What kind of, um, animal?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': So— he's a Sonichu! [''close cut''] &mldr;you know, then each player gets&mldr; four ponies and three ships, that's their starting hand. [''cut''] [''reading off materials''] "Each player plays at least one card from their hand if the— into the turn&mldr; [''cut''] All Pony cards closely shipped—as in, you know, attached to the ships [''Audio tracks of Chris start to overlap incomprehensibly in a torrent of words. Editing eventually stops in order to highlight Chris saying:''] Ah, told you it gets crazy!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah&mldr;

[''Title card: "Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan". "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" starts playing.'']

0:02:04 – [''Narration resumes at the publication of [[Sonichu #0]]'']

0:58:06 – [''Narration stops at [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''[[stress sigh]]'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Lots of cards.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But&mldr; situationally&mldr; strategically, situationally&mldr; ah, that is why I have want to do some shipping breakups!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are people able to bring their own decks into this game? [''being talked over''] people have this, decks&mldr; around?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah&mldr; Mos—mostly, yeah, actually, yeah&mldr; yeah, I figured out a rule where, like, you know, you can have two completing— you can have one deck playing against the other. That's another— that's a set of rules I came up with and had this&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': You would think they would get mixed up too much.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah&mldr; Alright&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Are there any places around Charlottesville that, where you can play this game with people? Like in, in&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, like, yeah, the, [[the End Games]] one if, uh&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh, okay, yeah, if you can get back in there, yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah&mldr;

[''Cameraman or TheGamerFromMars holds up a hand of cards with "[[:File:SkylanderChrisCard.jpg|Skylander Chris Chan]]" on top'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ah, the Black Moon, um&mldr; On the Black Moon of [[Jakoba]]&mldr; is some autism!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''taken aback''] Oh&mldr; autism me!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''clears throat''] Oh!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Never heard of that one.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': That's something!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': That's&mldr; Yeah, made up that me, just has gotta wear disfigured [?] face, but, simply, yeah&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Players allowed to trade cards in this game?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': What?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are we allowed trade cards?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh&mldr; Yeah, I do believe so, but mostly— buh— you don't have randomized booster packs or anything like that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''losing patience''] Like, during a game.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh— No. Ha ha—

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Oh.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Ha.

[''Title card: "After 2 hours, I slipped a card to Copitz off&hyphen;camera that would allow him to win the game."'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': So now you can actually add to that—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah, I'll put a ship.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': And then, and then, points, you can also reconnect with the other Start card ships on the grid&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': I get ya, I see, I see. So I'll put a Ship here—

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yup!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': —facing east, and then I will place, I, I, I have this crazy card, "Skylander Chris Chan"— [''black&hyphen;and&hyphen;white video of the card shown earlier'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh, yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': —and that works out very very nicely.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Because what that gives me is two points, which is just what I need&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': To win the game! [''TheGamerFromMars claps once'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': The final, the final that I need, the final card&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You made the quick play!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': &mldr;right here, and that gives me an even eleven. [''music swells'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yip&mldr; Yaaay! "{{W|Crisco}}" has won the game!

[''sickly clapping from all'']

[''"To be continued&mldr;". Credits roll.'']

==Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan==
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| name = The Golden Age of Chris Chan
| ytid = eewTeCROOBg
| stardate = 2 April 2022
| shirt = {{theclassic2.0|text}}
| previous = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan|Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 4: The Downfall of Chris Chan|Episode 4: The Downfall of Chris Chan]]
}}

===Analysis===
Certainly the most eventful of the episodes, its two halves feature Chris in complementary, yet equally unusual dispositions.

The first half sees Chris [[stress]]edly struggling to accommodate a [[Tetris 99]] session in his disaster of a room, culminating in an unexpected outburst.

Watching Chris struggle with uncooperative electronics, with a camera on him, in a space so cluttered as to give you sensory overload, with the deafening and constant braying of the tortured dogs, is an anxiety&hyphen;inducing experience. Chris's slip is therefore one of his most understandable, yet still manages to leave the viewer with a bitter taste. Indeed, the collected episodes of tard rage we've gotten from Chris have been directed at immaterial threats in the sole company of his camera; aggression in a social setting is actually quite unlike Chris, especially as of late with his cultivation of a superior, transcendent image.

Chris does have the social awareness to at least realize his mistake, and immediately tries to mend the situation by adopting a goofy tone. However, one gets the impression that his subsequent autistic stomping to shut the dogs up was conditioned by a "might as well" attitude after the cat was out of the bag.

The second half sees Chris in an entirely different disposition: freed from his house of horrors, he happily prances around Charlottesville's Downtown Mall. The crew enter an Indian restaurant, which sets off Chris's [[random access humor]] and prompts him to do an {{W|Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu}} impression. His companions hurriedly shush him. Besides this, Chris acts uncharacteristically well&hyphen;adjusted and makes small talk with the waiter. Outside, Chris is accosted by a female fan who asks for a picture.

===Transcription===
0:00:00 – [''Title card: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': [''off screen, upstairs, to the dogs which incessantly bark throughout the entirety of the video''] Come 'ere.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''fiddling with electronics''] &mldr;this gon' do, we'll [''unintelligible'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah, we're gonna some, some, some three&hyphen;player Tetris here&mldr; [''TheGamerFromMars or the cameraman mumbles "okay"'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Aah, actually four&hyphen;player, I have—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Ah— do— can, can you play it just three player, if Jesse's gonna be filming?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''perhaps a little irritated''] Oh. Oh yes of course, we can play it three&hyphen;player. [''someone "mhm"s'']

[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|0:00:13]]

[''Shot of framed [[Son-Chu]] license plate'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''unintelligible''] —find the— my mom's clapping up the dogs! Aaand everything's falling. Freaking gravity! It busts me, it confounds me! [''squeak'']

[''Shot of the furniture the monitor is sitting on, cluttered with numerous My Little Pony figurines and a tiny [[:File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|picture of Bob]] in a paper frame drawn with hearts'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': An organized chaos, this is my creative method, hah. Anyway, I— just gotta plug in my Switch dock, 'cause&mldr; I didn't have enough plugs left to do this, hm! [''cut''] Figure out how we can&mldr; [''burping sound from someone''] I got two pairs of Joy‑Cons, obviously, so&mldr; see if we can&mldr; play Tetris this way.

[''Shot of a stack of Sonic, Super Smash Bros and Guitar Hero game cases. Dogs start howling. Tension mounts.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''drowned out by hounds'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm tryna set up here, see if we can all play with these&mldr; hm.

[''Shot of the [[PSP of Fail]] on a cluttered piece of furniture, next to a figurine of [[Donald Duck]]. Tension is rising.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''whispering''] Joy‑Cons&mldr; [''unintelligible''] we're gonna finally&mldr; [''Barb says something to the dogs. Camera pans to an uncomfortable TheGamerFromMars.''] regular basic controller I have. [''slurred, unintelligible''] I— ah&mldr;

[''Shot of a shelf full of game cases'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''with Chris going on in the background''] &mldr;really need to find that controller?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': GameCube adapter maybe?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': It's all I've got [''raises voice''] '''No, no, we don't have GameCube.'''

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': But the, but the Pro Controller?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': '''''No, no, I don't have an adapter for GameCube!'''''

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''taken aback''] Do&mldr; do, do you have the Pro Controller?&mldr; [''pan to TheGamerFromMars's "told you so" expression'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''realizing he'd messed up, taking on an amiable tone''] I have a Pro Controller, I just don't know where it is right now. [''cut''] [''unintelligible''] The dogs are barking, they're driving me bonkers. Uh! It's definitely not— defilly&mldr; does not get boring around here.

[''Cut to Chris rummaging through heaps of miscellanea on the table with the visitors mumbling indistinctly. Something tumbles. He pauses in defeat, adjusts his glasses, belatedly [[stress sigh]]s and wipes his forehead'']

[''Shot of TheGamerFromMars holding a [[:File:CWC business card late 2010s.jpg|latter-day version]] of Chris's [[business card]], with Chris's info blurred'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': It does not focus right now, got the&mldr; [''drowned out by barking''] [''cut''] Ah, here, I'm gonna try an [[Xbox]] controller, see if I can plug it into a USB port, see if that'll work. [''cut''] Plug this into the puss [?]&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright&mldr; Now let's see! A Microsoft controller is compatible with a Nintendo system, it's the moment of truth.

[''Chris is fiddling with buttons during a brief respite from barking'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': No.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': No! [''cut''] '''DOGS''', {{RageQuote|SHUT UP!}} YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA BE LIKE "wawawawawa"! [''cut'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Let's just make the [?] find the controller.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ap!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ap!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ap! Ap! Aah! [''triumphantly holds the controller while the visitors applaud'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Alright.

'''Cameraman''': Ayy.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Phew.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Right when you said that.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I just need to turn&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': There's no batteries.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': &mldr;on. It has batteries, I was just gonna turn it on. [''clasps the battery door''] [''cut'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''to TheGamerFromMars''] No, yeah, I understand, yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': '''''Ugh, IF THOSE''''' {{RageQuote|''DOGS'' DON'T ''SHUT UP''}} '''''I'm gonna BARK my head off!''''' [''cut to Chris stomping his feet on the staircase'']

[''cut to Chris back from the confrontation and Copitz's worried expression'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yip! Got their attention with&mldr; stompitude. Phew. Alright. [''cut to Chris, Copitz and TheGamerFromMars ready to play Tetris'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': I'll go ahead and do the intro, I suppose.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''YouTuber voice activated. Chris talking indistinctly about the game in the background.''] Hey guys, it's Copitz, I'm here with Christine Weston Chandler and TheGamerFromMars, or Art. Today we're going to be playing some Tetris 99.

[''Title card: "Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan". Beethoven's 5th starts playing.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's gonna be a fun time.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm workin' on this.]] [''game chirp'']

0:03:03 – [''Narration resumes with [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]].'']

1:31:12 – [''Narration stops at [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|Chris leaving the internet again]].'']

[''Chris, Copitz and TheGamerFromMars are walking {{W|Downtown Mall|Charlottesville Downtown Mall's}} East Main Street due west, at the intersection with Heather Heyer Way, coordinates [https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=14/38.0301/-78.4793 38°01′48.6″N 78°28′45.7″W].'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Do you like Indian food?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah sure!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh yeah, Indian— I could go for Indian at times.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': "Taste of India", this is one of my favourite places. [''[https://goo.gl/maps/53otdijacpiFLFfS8 Shot of restaurant signage]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''going downstairs, in a sing-songy voice''] Oh! Taste of India!

[''cut to everyone standing inside'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Mmm, it smells good in here.

'''Cameraman''': I mean, it's—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''indistinct''] I'll ask.

'''Cameraman''': It's pretty empty.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''energetically''] Oh boy, I'm gonna— okay, now I just— I just feel like I have to do this, first time in here, feel like I got to do this: "Hello, my name is Apu! I want to do—"

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': No, no, no, no, no, we don't have to do that.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''somewhat embarrassedly yet unrepentantly putting hand in front of mouth and chuckling'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': That's alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': "Welcome to Kwik‑E‑Mart!"

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''to waitstaff''] Hello.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Hello.

[''cut to Chris at table'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''polite, in total contrast to his previous demeanor''] First time coming here, this is a lovely place, I'm surprised— I mean, I walked the mall many, many times and didn't think of coming in here. [''shyly looking at his attendants''] Feels really good, smells good!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So you like Indian food?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ah, I'm open— I— I keep an open mind for all kinds of foods, so&mldr; I mean, if there's something I don't like, then, well, at least I've tried it once. [''Way to go, Chris!''] [''cut''] Yeah, and I'd definitely be open&hyphen;minded for trying some [''adopts Scottish accent''] {{W|haggis}} if I ever go viti— visit Scotland or something! Ha ha ha!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': What is haggis?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Sheep guts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh!

[''cut to Chris flipping through a MLP comic book from a shelf of kids' books'']

[''Everybody is outside now.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''pointing a sign for a shop called "O'Suzannah for Littles"''] I never noticed this, but [''singing uncharacteristically tunefully''] "{{W|Oh! Susanna}}, now don't you cry for me, I come from Alabama with the banjo on my knee, twang twang twang twang twang twang twang twang!" [''cut'']

'''Female Fan''': Oh 'scuse me, is it possible that we can get a picture? You're the author of Sonichu, right?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': {{RageQuote|''YES!''}}

'''Female Fan''': Yeah! Can we get a picture?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Do you want me to take it for you guys?

'''Female Fan''': Yeah! That'd be great. Thank you so much. I couldn't believe that I saw you, and I was like&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': It's awesome.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes, hello! [''[[TooManyGames|embraces three fans]]'']

'''Female Fan''': [''chuckles'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': There you go.

'''Female Fan''': Thank you so much, it is great to meet you!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Nice to meet you too!

'''Male Fan''': Nice to meet you too!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Thank you!

'''Female Fan''': Have a good day!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Take care! [''walks away''] [''to the crew''] It doesn't— it doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's very humbling.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah, I've never&mldr; [''trails off'']

'''Cameraman''': So you don't get people coming up to you too often?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hmm, I say, on average, probably once or twice a month.

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But it's, it's very humbling and good when it happens.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah, happens.

[''cut to Chris & Co. walking on East Main Street due east after the intersection with First Street, coordinates [https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/38.03069444444444/-78.48130555555555 38°01′50.5″N, 78°28′52.7″W]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But anyway, that was one side of the park with the statue, we come on the other side of the park and the, in the side of the street, where the library is at, right there.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Right.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''possibly to the tune of "{{W|I'm Walkin'}}&hairsp;" by [[Obesity|Fats]] Domino''] And I'm walkin', into the "Love".

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh yeah.

[''cut to Chris behind the "O" of a giant "LOVE" in the square at the intersection of East Main Street and Second Street, [https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/38.030611111111114/-78.48055555555555 38°01′50.2″N, 78°28′50.0″W]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Feels good, send 'er [?] in.

'''Cameraman''': [''apathetically''] Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Send 'er in and I'll do my thing.

'''Cameraman''': Alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''imitating {{W|Porky Pig}}, a character who, at the end of {{W|Loony Tunes}} cartoons, bids the viewer farewell''] "Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!"

[''Title card: "To be continued&mldr;". "Für Elise" starts playing.'']

==Episode 4: The Downfall of Chris Chan==

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Downfall of Chris Chan
| ytid = IvbRPg3E4Hw
| stardate = 9 April 2022
| previous = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan|Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Deleted scenes|Tetris 99 with Chris Chan ft. TheGamerFromMars]]
}}

===Analysis===
The dramatic ending of TheGamerFromMars's visit with Chris sees the crew out of the house and in the gazebo, talking about the past, and Chris's inter-dimensional fantasies.

===Transcription===
0:00:00 – [''Title card: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

[''Open with the crew walking around the [[14_Branchland_Court|house]], to the [[Yard_(14_Branchland_Court)#Gazebo|gazebo.]]'']

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': Hello.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Hello.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hello!

'''Cameraman''': Hello.

[''Pan to Barb, who is leaning out of the door, before panning back'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Hello, Barbara!

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': Sorry y'all got kicked out by the [[Clover_and_Snoopy|dogs]]!

[''Overlapping voices'']

'''Cameraman''': Oh it's absolutely fine.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''unintelligible''] —no problem.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Thank you for trying to keep them quiet for us, I'm sorry that you had to do that.

[''Howling can be heard from inside'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': No problem— thank yo— nice meeting you!

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': Ok... take care!

[''Cut to the gang now in the gazebo'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Just uh... just trying to get a feel for like— y'know just— if you're on good terms with anybody from your past now if there's anybody you still talk to.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ehm, ehh...

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Assisting Chris''] Or has it kinda just been you and your mom?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh it's been mostly local— locally it's mostly just been... my mom and I mostly.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uhm, we have other people we can contact and talk to... but other than that, umm... yeah it's pretty much her and I— oh and uh [[Polyamorous_marriage|Magi-Chan, Sylvana, Cryzel]], and [[Imaginary_friends|everyone else]] that's in the yard right now [''raises voice in the direction of the roof''] ey— [[Pokémon|Alakazams]] y'all on the roof! Keep doing your good work!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': They're on the roof over there?

[Pan to the roof, revealing, shockingly, no Alakazams]

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah... on the roof... everywhere... we got [[Pokémon|Pokémon]] all around in this yard— yeah I see them. I see beyond the [[Iron Curtain]] which is the barrier between— this— our [[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]] and their [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]] where the majority of our [[OC|OCs]] exist and coexist. Every one of them.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Deadpan, as if something completely normal was just said''] Can you elaborate a bit more on that?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Raises voice''] Like you got [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonic the Hedgehog]]! [[Super_Mario_Bros.|Mario]]! Sonic! Kim Possible— everybody is on that side of the curtain. Iron Man! Batman! Everybody! [''Unintelligible''] Coexist in the same dimension— Mobius is Earth, Earth is Mobius, it's the same planet!

[''Cut forward to avoid schizo ramblings'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Y'know... th— there's so many thoughts, I don't have them written down uhhh so i just kind of have some [[Saga|sagas]], can you give— and I'll say them... and you can kind of just give your thoughts on them. Uh... Liquid Chris?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''Nodding'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Mmph... ehh... [''frustrated''] a doppelganger pretending to be me and turns out he was just making fun [''speeding up speech''] but I thought he was being serious I thought he was trying to steal my identity so... I don't know why I just— tho— hey let's do a sing-song— let's do a [[SingStar_Challenge|singing competition]] to determine which of us was real and all that and then I ended up uh... meeting a g— a [[Kacey|woman friend of his]] who... I thought was his girlfriend and she thought that he was me and I jus— try straightened her out —nd do that right and then yada-yada-yada-yada-yada [''takes breath, closes eyes and tilts head back, exasperated''] yaaaada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yadee—[''[[Autism#1:_Movements_and_speech|enters tard state, prolonged hum for 9 seconds]]'']

[''Zoom in on Chris droning, before he hits himself on the head'']

00:02:27 – ['''Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125, IV. Finale' begins. Titlecard: Episode 4, The Downfall of Chris Chan'']

00:02:31 – [''Narration begins at March 2010'']

1:29:21 – [''Narration leaves off at Chris in [[Jail_Saga|jail]], falsely speculating that this would be the end of Chris's story'']

[''Cut back to the 2021 interview with Chris, the crew is standing in the gazebo'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Why are— why's it so low? [''gestures to the roof of the gazebo'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh that was just the way it was built!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It seems like bad design.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Don't look at me! I'm not the one who designed this gazebo!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''Chuckles'']

[''Cut back to sitting down, mid-conversation'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': —any memories

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So that's what y—

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Interrupts, stutters''] And any a— ailments you had, I would just [[Magical_thinking#Healing_Power|heal]] them right now. So I can uh if you were feeling ill or something I would heal them.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Sure.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Cuz I did heal something on my mother— that time and she believed it. And— uh

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': I kind of have to go—

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I did that more than once, also. She felt better!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Mmm. That's good. I kind of have to go to the bathroom right now, could you like relieve that of me?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Laughs loudly''] No, you'd have to—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh. I gotta do that myself?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah... I'm not— I'm not— I'm not... an outside bladder.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh okay. Good. That's good to know. Keep that in mind.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm without—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Your— your healing abilities are limited to that?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Changing subject''] Have you ever talked to [[Geno_Samuel|Geno]]?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uhhh... yeah. I've messaged— I've talk— [[Geno_Samuel_DMs|I've dm'ed]] with— I've dm'ed him just saying "Hey thanks you're doing pretty well... keep up the good work!" just essentially supportive

[''Cut'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Something interesting there that you had told me about before is that uhm... Magi-Chan Sonichu... uhm your— your husband.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''Stutters through the awkward subject matter''] He— He has always lived within you, is that right?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh no he's lived out— he's not within— not

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Or he's always been there with you. I— I'll put it that way.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, he's always been there with me.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah he's always been there with you and— and he had the wisdom um... to know that y'know not to react to all the trolls and everything and that it was all trolls but he— he— is it right that he— why didn't he tell you? Why didn't he tell you that...

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Because of the dimensional— because the Iron Curtain he's uh standing right here right now [''gestures to empty spot in the gazebo beside him'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Right there? [''points to empty spot'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Bu— But anyway uhm so yeah we have the Iron Curtain dividing— that's been dividing us and I've had to be spiritually open. I wasn't as spiritually open or... I wasn't as open to him [''unintelligible''] at the time and.. and this definitely became more obvious to me as I looked up uh in what Geni— in what Geno Samuel...

[Cut]

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': And then there were like a whole bunch of CRINGE moments where even Magi-Chan was like "Oh my god I can't believe she did this!" [''facepalms'']

[''Cut to a few seconds later'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': What was that quote?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Quoting uh just— when [[CWC_with_Bible_-_Leviticus|I quoted Leviticus to shame gays...]]

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Lip trill''] And took— and then took that— they ended up taking that from [[Family_Guy|Family Guy]], and even Magi-Chan had said back then [''Magi-Chain voice''] "'''YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT LITERALLY! IT— FAMILY GUY'''... was... '''MOSTLY''' par—parodic... and jokes— and— '''YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT LITERALLY CHRISTIAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!'''"... something like that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': How— what does mom feel about uh your... your husband and uh... the inter-dimension and stuff, does she believe any of it?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah she—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Your multiple [''unintelligible''].

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah she has grown to believe it. She was uh... kind of neutral—she was neutral about it at first and [''unintelligible''] but then the events happened and more events and then I managed to prove— prove my [[Magical_thinking|psychic powers]], abilities to her and... and she actually did manage to speak with Magi-Chan and the others— at one point or another— so yeah, she's a believer.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Bewildered''] What did you do to... show her that— to prove it to her that this was going on and you had these powers?

[[File:Chris Healing.png|thumb|200px|Chris accessing Art's memory while he stares on helplessly.]]

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Well! [''Suddenly stands up''] Among which I can literally do this! I can heal people... and essentially access their memories a little bit just by [''closes eyes and places hand on TheGamerFromMars's shoulder''].

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Nods and then looks to the camera for help before looking away'']

['''Egmont Overture' begins building'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Slight zoom on Art blinking and contemplating what he's gotten himself into'']

[''Music crescendos with a victory coda'']

[''The End — Credits roll'']

==Deleted scenes==

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==Episode 5: The Resurrection of Chris Chan==
{{Incomplete}}
===Background===
[[File:RiverRidgeMall 18March2024.jpeg|270px|thumb|right|The meeting, photographed by an onlooker before its release.]]
On 9 [[April 2024]] TheGamerFromMars appeared on episode 122 of Some Ordinary Podcast. TheGamerFromMars confirmed that he had met with Chris [[March 2024|the month prior]] to work on part 5 to The Chris Chan Conspiracy series. He also revealed that SomeOrdinaryGamers was originally going to come with him to meet Chris, but couldn't make it due to scheduling conflicts. He claimed that Chris made both of them custom medallions. TheGamerFromMars said that Chris was more "mentally with it" and was better at not oversharing compared to the previous time they had met at the end of [[2019]]. He also said that Chris visits Barbara about once a month. TheGamerFromMars tried to go visit her with Chris, but couldn't due to the timing of the visit not working out. He mentioned that he briefly spoke with "[[Praetor|a team that runs all the financials]]" and called them a "solid group of people," as well as saying they seemed "pretty well-intentioned."

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Current State of Chris Chan (ft. @TheGamerFromMars) | Some Ordinary Podcast #122
| ytid = dbcjCjg_sPg
| maker = SomeOrdinaryPodcast
| stardate = 9 [[April 2024]]
}}

[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy 2025 teaser image.jpg|300px|thumb|right]]
On 25 [[February 2025]], TheGamerFromMars posted a teaser image to [[Twitter]], captioning the post with "Soon." On 9 [[April 2025]], a trailer was released for episode 5:
{{quoteboxgreen|After 5 years I returned to Virginia to reunite with the most well documented person in online history. This is the Resurrection of Chris Chan.<ref>https://x.com/gamerfrommars/status/1910026445713179019</ref>}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Resurrection of Chris Chan - Trailer
| ytid = K9glG8ea0hA
| stardate = 9 [[April 2025]]
| previous =
| next =
}}
{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Video starts with a clip from one of Chris's videos.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Clip of Chris}}''': ... [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|The reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between Barbara and I, period.]]

[''Video cuts to silent footage of TheGamerFromMars walking into the River Ridge Mall to meet Chris.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It just feels like a rollercoaster, like we're-- we're reaching the top of the tallest elevation... and, uh, once we meet Christine we're gonna go for a ride.

[''Video cuts to Chris walking into TheGamerFromMars's Airbnb.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hey viewers at home! [''Video cuts to Chris looking out the balcony''] That's a great view! [''yodeling noises'']

'''Clip of [[Chris in the media#Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight|Tucker Carlson]]''': Authorities say Chan was having sex with his 79-year-old mother who has dementia.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': ... I foreknew what was gonna happen, but then it... did happen—I was put into jail--

[''Video cuts to bodycam footage of [[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest]].'']

'''Clip of Cop''': You got a warrant for your arrest, alright?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Clip of Chris}}''': Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.

[''Video cuts back to interview.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are you able to heal people through touch still?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah. You feel a sting?

'''Clip of SomeOrdinaryGamers''': Chris Chan has been released from the Virginia [[Slow-in-the-mind|prison system]] after about a year--

[''Video cuts back to interview, a suspenseful zooming shot of Chris being talked to outdoors.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You say on this timeline, what you were arrested for-- Did it happen on another timeline, did it happen?

[''Video cuts to black screen with red text that reads "The Resurrection of Chris Chan"'']
}}

===Episode===
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Resurrection of Chris Chan - Full Documentary
| ytid = DG69VhcJ33M
| stardate = 11 [[April 2025]]
| previous = [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]]
| next = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya]]
}}

===Analysis===
Notably, the episode showcases some pages from the [[Goddess Log]].

===Transcription===
{{transcript}}
[''Narrative intro'']

1:34 – [''Title card: "The Resurrection Of Chris Chan", then "[[March 2024]]" fades in'']

[''TheGamerFromMars drives his car, then that footage's audio plays over footage of him entering the River Ridge Mall and meeting Chris there'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's been four and a half years since I originally met Chris Chan. It's my first time back in Virginia since then as well. It's crazy to think that an entire [[COVID-19|pandemic]] came and went. So it's going to be interesting to see what happens. I actually am quite nervous. It just feels like a rollercoaster, like we're- we're reaching the top of the tallest elevation... and, uh, once we meet Christine we're gonna go for a ride.

[''TheGamerFromMars and his cameraman are sitting and eating {{w|Chick-fil-A}} with Chris at the mall'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Well, it's nice to see you again, Chris- Chan, Christine, uhh...

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What's your current, like, title?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, I prefer to go by Christ Chan these days, or Christ-ine.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay, sounds good.

[''Chris prepares to gift him a packaged Megastone Medallion, which TheGamerFromMars opens'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So you have something for me?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah! Yeah, I gave you one of the special ones that has the, uh- flip it over.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Is this an eyeball?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': No. [''chuckles''] Essentially, it's a megastone, but really it's a horosphere quartz. Very, very blessed and definitely so.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Right- Thank you very much, I appreciate it. This is awesome!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You know why they call it '{{w|Chicken Soup for the Soul}}'?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Why?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Because chicken soup is neutrally- is a neutral good healing. I'm [[Chris and religion|multi-religious]]. I mean, physically, I actually am point f- about .01% Ashkenazi Jewish as proven by [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe]]. I- My apologies for, uh, not being specific on the name but my conscious memory—you can only take in so much at a time. Cuz I'm literally connected with the Akashic records and everything that is, and was, and will be. I'm connected with the literal- literal core and matrix of this universe as depicted, [''???''] universe by that- eye-looking thing with a star- with a star gem in the middle. I, uh, foreknew what was gonna happen, but then it... did happen—I was put into jail, accused of all those of which I was wrongfully false witness for... which obviously not- I mean, shoot. Even when you're conversing with one another, you're [[Soul Bonding]] that way. But, if you're feeling any doubt—because demons stem from doubt—if you have any doubt, those demons are gonna come right into you and just affect your mind- your mindset and thinking!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': That was- that was quite the- quite the s- uh, uh, amount of information to comprehend.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, it is. But, uh, yeah, I do have a few friends I talk with about that. And, uh, definitely gonna plug this in- So I started doing, uh, me versus [[AI]], [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan|in the regards of a "SingStar" competition]]. [''A little bit better?''] hey, versus a computer that can replicate singing and voicing in a way- but hey, that AI ''cannot adjust the pitch all the way from the nose down to the deep, deep base of the throat.'' [''loud siren-like wailing''] And they teach you that in- in voice acting and singing classes.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': I don't think I've ever known that before.

4:33 – [''Middling narration of events centered around the time of Chris's [[Incest Arrest|2021 arrest]] commences.'']

20:16 – [''Middling narration stops at the mention of [[Randy Stair]] and [[WCT]].'']

[''TheGamerFromMars drives his car, then that footage's audio plays over footage of him walking with Chris at the Riverfront Park in [[Lynchburg]], Virginia'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': -st, uh, now we are headed over to a park of some sort, so we're just following the car that says "Sonichu" on it.

Oh, jeez.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I got two-

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You got two phones!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[2 Phones|I got two phones!]] One for the trolls, and one for my homes! I got two phones! One for the bullies, and one for my friends. You think I need two phones? I'm so popular! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Very good.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You're feeling this right now. You're gonna feel my energy, and I'm gonna feel your energy.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are you able to heal people through touch still?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, just like, uh, I was able to do with your cameraman earlier.

[''Video cuts to a brief clip of them at the mall'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm gonna just temporarily shift you into the red.

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You feel a sting?

'''Cameraman''': A little bit.

[''Brief clip ends, video resumes to the park'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': As far as everybody knows, [[Big Island House|I'm living there by myself]]. I'm taking care of the bills and everything. Let's just say I do have somebody that handle- that helps me with the tax details, but aside from that, I'm decent. I'm good.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So how- how was your experience in jail for all that time?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Very meditative. I was really able to just disconnect from the technology and Internet and whatnot during the time. Really found myself, and that's the thing on developing your personal maturity. You s- you soul search.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So, a question that I had is, um, you know, you got out on bail. Were you able to get out on bail at any time if someone bailed you out?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm not sure... I don't think that w- I- if I remember correctly, I don't believe that was an option... or, yeah- This is obviously circumstance, didn't really have anybody at the time, yada, yada, yada. Yeah, obviously I'm using a [[Seinfeld]] reference! Yada, yada, yada! So here's my paraphrasing from the first Sonic movie: So, as I crash into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realized a few things. A: I know where I'm going, but I only have some idea of how to get there. B: Salt water stings, but I can swim! And C: I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because they betrayed me! THEY BETRAYED ME! And I still don't know whether or not- who was the better kister- Josh- miss better kisser- [[Josh Moon]] or Judas Iscariot?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You- I know you have said that Josh Moon is a reincarnation of Judas. Do you still stand by that?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, I think I did not say it was a reincarnation of Judas, I just- I just like, you know, the comparison.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay, sounds good.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But anyway...

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': When- when did you end up getting back in touch with her? Were you allowed to right after you got out of, uh, jail?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah. Yeah, obviously, uh, yes. After that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': The charges were dropped.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes. And to make this clear, I never ever wished for [[Barbara]]'s [[death]]. I never ever did that, I was making it on the general preliminary line, on, like, you know, either during the near future or just like years in the future when that would happen with Barbara. But I never ever wished for it, period.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You say in this timeline, the, you know, what you were arrested for, um, didn't happen. On another timeline, did it happen?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': That would be a remotely distant one, [''stuttering''] the fact that- it came about from the manifestation from [[Bella]]'s mind when she came up with that roleplay fanfiction for one thing. And also, that was among the shipping fanfics from among the, uh- among the mixed fans I have. It came out even years before that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So there is a timeline but you've never been on that timeline before?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': That's right. We were never on that timeline.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay, just making sure. A lot of people have that question of like, if the timeline ever merged to this during the inter[[dimensional merge]], or something along those lines.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, obviously, you know, as you can look up online, and ask any psychic, the timeline does shift here around- here and there, sometimes crossing into other timelines, but it did not cross into that. And just- the only way it did- it is- the only way it did that, it was through Bella. At that point.

23:33 – [''Middling narration of events centered around Chris's [[Jail Saga|stay in jail]] and the [[Goddess Log]] commences.'']

36:15 – [''Middling narration stops at the mention of [[Isabella Janke]].'']

[''TheGamerFromMars talks to the camera in an {{w|Airbnb}}, then that footage's audio plays over footage of him opening the door for Chris to enter'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So right now, uh, we're going to have Christine over to our Airbnb. We tried to get access to [[Transgender|her]] apartment, but she didn't feel comfortable with us going over there currently. We also tried to see if we could go and do a road trip [[14 Branchland Court|to see Barb]], but, uh, she didn't seem against it, but she didn't want to do it right now. So, I dunno, maybe some other time. But it's clear she still has access to Barb. So, yeah, we'll- we'll hang out here and, uh, I dunno, just do a couple of activities, hang out, maybe cook a bit, maybe draw a bit, and, uh, see where the day takes us.

Hello, Christine! Come right in!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah. Hey! Hey, viewers at home! [''Video cuts to Chris looking out the balcony''] That's a great view! [''yodeling noises, then the video cuts to Chris and TheGamerFromMars at a table'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So, let's see what- what do you wanna draw today?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] I figured I'd just keep it simple, I'm gonna do a simple Sonichu and Ro- Sonichu and Rosie drawing. [''Chris covers his mouth to burp''] Pardon me.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': How many drawings of Sonichu do you think you have done at this point?
[[File:Authentic Love Conquers Hate & Fake March 2024.png|thumb|200px|What Chris ended up drawing. TheGamerFromMars presumably kept it.]]
'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Quite the massive number. You buy something off [[Etsy]], you're not exactly gonna get the same quality twice. There's- there's bound to be an error or two along the way.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So what percentage of your day is, uh, working on the [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] and doing the [[OfficialCWCmart commissions|commissions]]?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[Chris and work|Decent amount]]. There's outsourcing, of course. Sheesh, I made Sonichu a little gruff looking, even from the side view.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What's still at the [[Old Temple|old house]] of yours? Do you still have any of the- the old collections?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, a bunch of the old collections, yes.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': When was the last time you were there visiting Barb?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Um, actually earlier this month. I'm vi- I visit- I'm visiting- I visit once a month these days.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So what if someone wanted a [[Rick and Morty|Pickle Rick]] in a picture like this? How much extra would that cost as a commission?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Can't put Pickle Rick in a drawing like this. It don't work.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What if someone, like, wanted to pay a lot of money to make it happen though? Is there- is there a price or do you just have the artistic merit? Where you'll- you'll never do it for a million dollars.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Merit. [''Chris gives the drawing to TheGamerFromMars''] There you are, with my compliments.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Thank you very much! So, you talked a bit about [[Andy Warhol]]. Do you think you're better than him? Or on the same level? What do you feel?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'd say decently on the same level, though more [[Chris and socialization|socially outgoing]].

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Do you have limits of what you'll draw?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes, I do have my boundaries. Definitely nothing NSFW and no gore. I mean, just rule of thumb, if it cannot be aired on {{w|Nickelodeon}} or {{w|Cartoon Network}}, ''no''.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What about [[Adult Swim]]?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, Adult Swim don't count in that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay.

38:27 – [''Middling narration of events centered around Chris's [[Jail Saga|final months in jail]] and his return to the Internet commences.'']

1:00:23 – [''Middling narration stops at the mention of [[Geno Samuel]] [[Carpetbagging|selling Chris-themed merchandise]] [[Weening|against his wishes]].'']

==Errors==
*In Episode 1, GamerfromMars mentioned Bob's [[stamps]] collection and misrepresented Chris's selling of the stamps as going against Bob's sentiments. Although GamefromMars quoted from [[Bob's Letters to Chris]], he neglected to include a quote from one letter of Bob giving Chris permission to recycle his collections back into the world for others to use.
*In Episode 4, GamerfromMars erroneously credited [[Null]] with being the one to stop the [[Idea Guys]]. This had actually been achieved by [[The Captain]], who GamerfromMars neglected to mention.
*In Episode 5, GamerfromMars gave a brief, condensed overview of Chris in which he highlighted the [[Idea Guys]] for putting the notion into Chris that fictional characters exist in another dimension which would be merged and that Chris fell deeper into the delusions with the help of [[Bella]]. This drastically overstates Bella's involvement with Chris.
*In Episode 5, GamerfromMars discussed Chris's [[incest]] charge being dropped. He mischaracterized this as being due to insufficient evidence and the prosecutor feeling that a full trial wouldn't be worthwhile. This is contradicted by court filings indicting that the prosecutor had been proceeding with a felony incest charge against Chris until the defense filed for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]].<ref>[[Jail Saga#Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury]]</ref>
*In Episode 5, GamerfromMars claimed that new guidelines were to complicate Chris's stay at [[Gateway Homes]]. No evidence was provided for such guidelines.

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Regency Inn Richmond

2026-06-09T11:37:37Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Booking a room */

{{quote|At least I can sleep comfy tonight.|Chris on staying at the motel while being investigated for [[incest]]<ref name=wctdms>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>}}

[[File:Incest Arrest Taser Warning.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris being arrested at [[taser]]-point in his Regency Inn room]]

The '''Regency Inn Richmond''' is a motel in [[Richmond]], VA. It is located about 62 miles away from [[14 Branchland Court]].

On the morning of 30 [[July 2021]], after his [[Affair with Mother]] had been exposed, Chris was [[ban]]ned from [[14 Branchland Court]], his mother's house in which he also lived, due to being served an [[Emergency Protective Order]] temporarily forbidding contact between him and his mother. Chris drove to Richmond to attempt to stay at [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]'s house, but they too banned him from their residence.<ref name=wctdms></ref> Chris booked a room at the Regency Inn and briefly stayed from the afternoon of 31 [[July 2021]] until [[Incest Arrest|his arrest]] on 1 [[August 2021]].

==Booking a room==
Having been turned away from any family homes, and lacking [[money]], Chris spent the night/early morning of 30/31 [[July 2021]] sleeping in his [[Son-chu|car]]. He felt this arrangement to be uncomfortable<ref name=wctdms></ref> and insecure.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> He then looked up Hotels.com<ref name=ewuclip3>[[Incest Arrest#Twitter clips]]</ref> and booked himself a room at Regency Inn Richmond for $56 per night with a check-in time of 2 pm on 31 July.<ref name=wctdms></ref> To help fund the room, Chris logged into his [[mother]]'s bank account and sent himself $750.<ref name=nulldms>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref> Though he noticed the two-star ranking of the motel, Chris was not aware that it has a reputation for [[Drugs|drug use]] until he was informed by one of his arresting officers.<ref name=ewuclip3></ref>

Chris stayed at room 216, a room on the second floor.<ref name=arrest>[[Incest Arrest]]</ref> For food, he went to the nearby Kroger store.<ref name=wctdms></ref> For entertainment, he considered going to the nearby Chesterfield Towne Center and [[Regency Square Mall|Regency Square]] malls.<ref name=nulldms></ref>

[[File:Incest Arrest Desk Stuff.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Some of Chris's stuff on a desk]]

Chris had some items with him at the motel. These include his duct-tape wallet, various plastic medicine boxes, a box of [[Wal-mart|Equate]]-brand maxi pads (for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]), medications, and a stick of Krazy Glue. The [[Night Star]] plush toy [[ChuuChuuRocket]] had made for him was also present on his bed's pillow.

{{clear}}

==Spectators and arrest==
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris about to be driven to jail]]
Around midnight on 1 [[August 2021]], [[Reddit]] user Chrisisaman spotted [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in the motel's parking lot and posted a picture of it to r/ChrisChanSonichu at 12:51 AM:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/596tP</ref>
{{quoteboxred|Location Confirmed 10 Minutes Ago 
[[File:Chris's car at Regency Inn Richmond.jpg|300px]]}}

The Reddit user posted some comments while live at the scene:
{{quoteboxred|It’s next to a very sketchy motel by one of the malls he complained about this morning. He’s parked partially in to a space that contains a motorcycle.

Edit: he is not in the vehicle. Did not find any rooms emanating an interdimensional aura}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Good work man. Did you see him around if you walked by around there?}}
{{quoteboxred|My guess is he’s locked up tight. Place is mostly folks living there and a very rough crowd having karaoke night in the attached bar}}
{{quoteboxgreen|lol were you actually looking for him or did you just stumble upon this?}}
{{quoteboxred|I’m a local that’s known loosely about him since before the internet. Got real in to the lulz in mid 00s. When this hit I knew this was the worst motel as close as possible to the two malls he mentioned. Went while out of the house for other stuff and sure enough saw his van.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Wait you heard of him pre internet? Please share info from what you heard back then}}
{{quoteboxred|Unfortunately everything on him has been documented. Just imagine the weird kid that's in every school. 10 years later you're on 4chan and he's drinking his semen. Then for another 15 years it just keeps getting weirder.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I can’t tell if it’s just because the photo is fuzzy, but is his front wheel up on a curb??}}
{{quoteboxred|Nah sorry. Intermittent awful storms. It’s flat ground just crooked and in two spaces}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Ask for Christine at the front desk. You'll be a legend of you get a picture of him.}}
{{quoteboxred|Part of me wants to shrekt my weekend for eternal memes and stake out the van}}

The post would end up being removed by Reddit, and Reddit also banned the user.

Another individual recorded Chris walking on the second floor of the Regency Inn.

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| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|2398722-ff-7e-98418ecf-6423f-817c-57443f-22911}}
| stardate = 1 [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}}
| previous = [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.]]
| next = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
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Chris was also photographed walking toward Regency Square.
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[[Ethan Ralph]] drove into town and attempted to find Chris at either the motel or the nearby mall.

On 1 [[August 2021]], the Henrico county [[police]] arrived at the motel and arrested Chris at his room, and footage of this was captured on their bodycams. Ethan Ralph was nearby and livestreamed the arrest.<ref name=arrest></ref>

Since Chris's car was left unattended in the motel parking lot before [[Barbara]] could arrange for it to be returned to her, a [[ween]] stole Chris's "Sonichu" vanity plate off of it.<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/860223907/ ([https://archive.is/7NxSl archive])</ref>

In [[October 2021]], Chris wrote that Barbara had visited the Regency Inn as well as the Henrico County Jail to check for the status of his belongings, leading Chris to believe that his [[two phones]], [[iPad]], and [[video game]] consoles were safe at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Goddess Log#Vol. 2]]</ref>

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==Gallery==
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Regency square room 1.jpg|Wide shot of Chris's room at Regency Inn
Regency square room 2.jpg|The east wall, also featuring the bathroom
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Conspiracy theories

2026-06-08T09:07:54Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Possible Origins and Reinforcement */

{{quote|THE MAN will not take over your MIIINNNDDDSSS!|Chris in one of the first videos alluding to [[Dimensional Merge|the Merge]].<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]</ref> Ironically, [[Idea Guys|the people who got Chris to say this]] did exactly that.}}

[[File:Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!.mp400001.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing a conspiracy theorist's tinfoil hat.]]

A '''conspiracy theory''' is a belief that a secret, powerful, evil organization is responsible for an event. Among the many issues faced by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] in his perception of [[Chris and reality|reality]], his tendency towards conspiracy theories is the one that has caused him the most trouble. Chris views the fact of his own life through the lens of his [[Chris and his ego|huge, cloying ego]], and as such believes that anyone who prevents him from getting what he wants is only interested in [[Kick the Autistic|being mean to him]] for its own sake, something to which neither he nor his parents take kindly.

When no culprit responsible for his unhappiness is visible, Chris prefers to accuse unseen hands of plotting against him – even years after [[Trolls#The Miscreants|actual conspirators]] stopped trolling him. By placing the blame at the feet of someone else, be they seen or unseen, this allows Chris to shirk responsibility for his own actions (as usual) and continue on his merry way with the kind of poor behavior that will fail him in the long run and leave him miserable later into his life, [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he ever gets that far]].

==Conspiracies Chris ACTUALLY BELIEVES==

*Chris believes that he was intentionally [[Honor roll|infected]] with [[autism]] by his doctor. Anyone who hinders Chris's [[Love Quest]] is part of an effort to "[[Virginia is for Virgins|make true love illegal]]", either in [[Virginia]] or nationwide.<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Blog#10 March 2010]]</ref> This choice of words suggests that Chris thinks he is entitled to a girlfriend, and that people are attempting to take legal action to deprive him of this alleged right.

*Chris blamed his inability to find guests to a sporting event on efforts by the [[Greene County]] school board to deprive him of friends; including conspiracy with realtors to keep him in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] and with [[Michael Snyder]] to keep him out of his [[The GAMe PLACe|favorite hangout]].<ref>[[100 2178]]</ref>

*When Chris was active on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, he revealed that his parents believed his former acquaintances from the GAMe PLACe were behind the harassment he had been receiving from trolls. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] may have concluded this due to their unfamiliarity with the concept of internet [[trolls|trolling]], and Chris also held the belief. In addition, he claimed that Michael Snyder was hiding a criminal scandal because the owner of the Place (as well as three other associated hobby stores) is a convicted sex offender. He also tried to argue that the store itself is in violation of the law, simply because it is close to a public school and owned by a sex offender who is never actually there. Ironically enough, acting like a sex offender is one of the many things that got Chris banned from the store in the first place. Chris would eventually accuse Michael Snyder himself of being a [[pedofork|child molester]], going as far as to baselessly claim that he was molesting his own daughter.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> In case you've forgotten, Snyder once chased Chris down after he (unintentionally) took candid photographs of the same daughter Chris accused him of molesting.

*Three years after being banned from the [[TooManyGames]] convention (on [[TooManyGames#Kicked out|''very'' legitimate premises]]), Chris mentioned his belief that the event coordinator had been with the trolls the entire time, and his ban had been the result of a setup.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris blames the TooManyGames incident on the trolls again]]</ref>

*In a [[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022|jail letter sent on 25 June 2022]], Chris states that he believes that the jail staff has been tampering with his letters he has been sending to people from jail, and changing up the things said in them.

*In [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]], as well as in [[February_2024_social_media_posts#RussiaIsMLPG5|various social media posts from February 2024 onwards]], Chris has conjured up a conspiracy surrounding the fifth generation of [[My Little Pony]], namely ''[[My Little Pony: Pony Life]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark]]'', being [[Russia|Russian]] propaganda, misconstruing the fact that MLP is licensed to air and sell merchandise in Russia as being backed by the Russian government (which, given that the Russian government has declared it "[[Homos|gay propaganda]]" and slapped this children's cartoon with an 18+ age rating over there, it seems unlikely it's Kremlin-backed). Chris also suspects foul play in the 2021 death of former Hasbro CEO [[Wikipedia:Brian Goldner|Brian Goldner]], who in reality died of prostate cancer, entirely unrelated to MLP G5 and Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

==Possible Origins and Reinforcement==

Chris's tendencies towards these sorts of thoughts may spiral back to two people: [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. A phone call between his parents and a troll fraudulently posing as [[Matthew Noble call|a GAMe PLACe employee]] revealed a number of things; most importantly, it illustrated that they believe Chris's entire trolling began as a conspiracy between Michael Snyder, [[Megan Schroeder]], and a number of potential [[homosexual]]s to "terrorize", "torment", and "persecute" Chris for being autistic, going so far as to believe they broke into Chris's credit card account and tried to [[Chris and money|ruin his credit]]. Considering how readily and fervently these beliefs were held by his parents, it is sadly little wonder that Chris thinks the same way.

==See also==
* [[Chris and reality]]
* [[Chris and his ego]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
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Conspiracy theories

2026-06-08T09:07:34Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Possible Origins and Reinforcement */

{{quote|THE MAN will not take over your MIIINNNDDDSSS!|Chris in one of the first videos alluding to [[Dimensional Merge|the Merge]].<ref>[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]</ref> Ironically, [[Idea Guys|the people who got Chris to say this]] did exactly that.}}

[[File:Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!.mp400001.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing a conspiracy theorist's tinfoil hat.]]

A '''conspiracy theory''' is a belief that a secret, powerful, evil organization is responsible for an event. Among the many issues faced by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] in his perception of [[Chris and reality|reality]], his tendency towards conspiracy theories is the one that has caused him the most trouble. Chris views the fact of his own life through the lens of his [[Chris and his ego|huge, cloying ego]], and as such believes that anyone who prevents him from getting what he wants is only interested in [[Kick the Autistic|being mean to him]] for its own sake, something to which neither he nor his parents take kindly.

When no culprit responsible for his unhappiness is visible, Chris prefers to accuse unseen hands of plotting against him – even years after [[Trolls#The Miscreants|actual conspirators]] stopped trolling him. By placing the blame at the feet of someone else, be they seen or unseen, this allows Chris to shirk responsibility for his own actions (as usual) and continue on his merry way with the kind of poor behavior that will fail him in the long run and leave him miserable later into his life, [[Chris and death#Chris himself (1982–)|presuming that he ever gets that far]].

==Conspiracies Chris ACTUALLY BELIEVES==

*Chris believes that he was intentionally [[Honor roll|infected]] with [[autism]] by his doctor. Anyone who hinders Chris's [[Love Quest]] is part of an effort to "[[Virginia is for Virgins|make true love illegal]]", either in [[Virginia]] or nationwide.<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Blog#10 March 2010]]</ref> This choice of words suggests that Chris thinks he is entitled to a girlfriend, and that people are attempting to take legal action to deprive him of this alleged right.

*Chris blamed his inability to find guests to a sporting event on efforts by the [[Greene County]] school board to deprive him of friends; including conspiracy with realtors to keep him in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] and with [[Michael Snyder]] to keep him out of his [[The GAMe PLACe|favorite hangout]].<ref>[[100 2178]]</ref>

*When Chris was active on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, he revealed that his parents believed his former acquaintances from the GAMe PLACe were behind the harassment he had been receiving from trolls. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] may have concluded this due to their unfamiliarity with the concept of internet [[trolls|trolling]], and Chris also held the belief. In addition, he claimed that Michael Snyder was hiding a criminal scandal because the owner of the Place (as well as three other associated hobby stores) is a convicted sex offender. He also tried to argue that the store itself is in violation of the law, simply because it is close to a public school and owned by a sex offender who is never actually there. Ironically enough, acting like a sex offender is one of the many things that got Chris banned from the store in the first place. Chris would eventually accuse Michael Snyder himself of being a [[pedofork|child molester]], going as far as to baselessly claim that he was molesting his own daughter.<ref>[[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]</ref> In case you've forgotten, Snyder once chased Chris down after he (unintentionally) took candid photographs of the same daughter Chris accused him of molesting.

*Three years after being banned from the [[TooManyGames]] convention (on [[TooManyGames#Kicked out|''very'' legitimate premises]]), Chris mentioned his belief that the event coordinator had been with the trolls the entire time, and his ban had been the result of a setup.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris blames the TooManyGames incident on the trolls again]]</ref>

*In a [[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022|jail letter sent on 25 June 2022]], Chris states that he believes that the jail staff has been tampering with his letters he has been sending to people from jail, and changing up the things said in them.

*In [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]], as well as in [[February_2024_social_media_posts#RussiaIsMLPG5|various social media posts from February 2024 onwards]], Chris has conjured up a conspiracy surrounding the fifth generation of [[My Little Pony]], namely ''[[My Little Pony: Pony Life]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark]]'', being [[Russia|Russian]] propaganda, misconstruing the fact that MLP is licensed to air and sell merchandise in Russia as being backed by the Russian government (which, given that the Russian government has declared it "[[Homos|gay propaganda]]" and slapped this children's cartoon with an 18+ age rating over there, it seems unlikely it's Kremlin-backed). Chris also suspects foul play in the 2021 death of former Hasbro CEO [[Wikipedia:Brian Goldner|Brian Goldner]], who in reality died of prostate cancer, entirely unrelated to MLP G5 and Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

==Possible Origins and Reinforcement==

Chris's tendencies towards these sorts of thoughts may spiral back to two people: [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. A phone call between his parents and troll fraudulently posing as [[Matthew Noble call|a GAMe PLACe employee]] revealed a number of things; most importantly, it illustrated that they believe Chris's entire trolling began as a conspiracy between Michael Snyder, [[Megan Schroeder]], and a number of potential [[homosexual]]s to "terrorize", "torment", and "persecute" Chris for being autistic, going so far as to believe they broke into Chris's credit card account and tried to [[Chris and money|ruin his credit]]. Considering how readily and fervently these beliefs were held by his parents, it is sadly little wonder that Chris thinks the same way.

==See also==
* [[Chris and reality]]
* [[Chris and his ego]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
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Chris and mental healthcare

2026-06-03T05:13:35Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{Dated|gender dysphoria, HRT/valium in meds section, and the effect jail has had on him}}

{{quote|My CURRENT [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] can help me a LOT better than any "professional" because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.|Chris, in 2008<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am only going to say this Once for those who may think me as delusional, crazy or shit like that. [[Chris and reality|I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort]].

I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my [[Polyamorous marriage|family]] and [[Idea Guys|allies]].

I’ve already talked with psychiatrists and therapists years ago, so any new such meetings would be a very moot point.|Chris, 2018<ref name=notdelusional>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris insists he isn't delusional, refuses to see a psychiatrist about it]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|An artist's impression of [[Jail Saga#Transfer|part of Chris's time in jail]], due to [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|erratic behavior caused by mental health issues]].]]

[[Chris]] has a troubled relationship with '''mental health professionals'''; both psychologists and psychiatrists. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded, and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Chris has refused to see a psychologist of his own volition in the past, opting to see [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor, instead. The sole exception occurred in 2016, when Chris went to a gender psychologist over his [[transgender]] issues. Chris's various run-ins with the [[law]] have resulted in mandated therapy such as the [[Therapeutic Docket]], however, Chris has failed to adjust his behavior from such sessions.

Ironically, Chris has no problem telling ''other'' people to seek professional help. In the [[Mailbag]], he has occasionally responded to his detractors with retorts like [[Chris and hypocrisy|"Go See a Psychiatrist."]]<ref>[[Mailbag_35#Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris|Mailbag #35]]</ref>

==The problem(s) with Chris==
[[File:Picasso.jpg|thumb|400px|An insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
[[File:AbstractMentalHealth.jpg|thumb|400px|Another insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
===In his own mind===
Chris claims to be [[autism|autistic]], [[Homos|homophobic]] as a genuine phobia,<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]: '''Chris''': "I am a homophobe; I fear them all"</ref> and a victim of [[noviophobia]], a made-up phobia of girls having boyfriends. He also diagnosed himself with [[Wikipedia:Dissociative Identity Disorder|dissociative identity disorder]] in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|the August 30th Captain's Log]], although he later revealed in [[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] that it was "a lie to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]." (Once again, Chris proved that he had no understanding of how serious mental disorders can be. Pretending to be crazy is an odd sort of [[wikipedia:Catch-22 (logic)|Catch-22]].)

It's no secret that Chris has always had a very childish mindset and views growing up as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|some sort of epic, arduous challenge,]] but it wasn't until a [[Kacey Call 10|conversation with Kacey]] that we knew just how serious this was; according to Chris, as a child, he never had any serious idea of what he wanted to be when he grew up (something all healthy children consider at one point or another), nor did the thought of becoming an adult ever truly cross his mind. This implies that Chris may have thought that he would remain a child forever.

Chris also seems to be at a level of incompetence that prevents him from realizing how incompetent he is. A [[Wikipedia:Cornell University|Cornell University]] [http://people.psych.cornell.edu/~dunning/publications/pdf/unskilledandunaware.pdf psychology journal] details this phenomenon:

{{quote|...when people are incompetent in [[Attraction Sign|the strategies they adopt]] to achieve success and [[China|satisfaction]], they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of [[Naïve|the ability to to realize it.]]|A disturbingly accurate account of Chris’s reaction to [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

===The 2004 survey===
{{Main|Autism}}
The psychiatrist who compiled [[autism papers|a survey]] of Chris's issues following his troubles at PVCC in [[2004]] echoed the diagnosis of autism that Chris received sometime in his youth, and took note of "an obsessional quality to his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend." He also administered a [[Wikipedia:Folstein test|Folstein test]], a brief questionnaire designed to detect cognitive impairment. Chris racked up a perfect score, indicating no problems with his memory or basic information processing abilities. On the [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|Global Assessment of Functioning]], the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness.

===Late-onset gender dysphoria===
{{Main|Gender dysphoria}}
{{Incomplete}}

==Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)==
===[[Mary Lee Walsh]]===
Although not a mental health professional, Walsh has experience in dealing with a large body of students and their individual problems. She has also [http://www.bookfinder.com/dir/i/The_Freshman_Experience-Creating_College_Success_Piedmont_Virginia_Community/0787288381/ written a book on coping with college life]. Despite her advanced knowledge and experience, Chris chose the better path of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing her]] and putting her low on his [[Scale of Respect]].

===Psychiatric Papers===
Following his outburst towards Mary Lee Walsh, Chris was sent to a psychiatrist for evaluation. The resulting papers easily show a number of things, most of which can easily be told by trolls themselves. Another interesting thing is that, despite the encouragement to follow up on this, Chris's parents refuse to on the account of [[Chris and money|insurance problems]].

The documents note that at some point, Chris received a psychiatric evaluation at the Center for Learning Potential in Mount Sidney, Virginia (a small town in northeast Augusta County that's 50 miles west of his Ruckersville home). They don't say when this took place, but given the location of the Center, it was likely either during his elementary school years or sometime after the Chandlers moved back to Charlottesville in the summer of 2000.

===Anger management and the shrink===
Following his encounter with Mary Lee Walsh, he was ordered to take anger management classes.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> The only thing that seemed to arise from it was complaints that he had to pay to see a professional, and... Well... He still can't control his anger. There's very little information about his anger management classes, as they occurred in the pre-[[ED]] days, and are only mentioned in a few old documents of Chris's that have surfaced. He's never really talked about it since, and it's never come up in comics or videos.

===Rocky Shoemaker===
Religious institutions are fond of providing spiritual counseling services to all members of their congregations, sometimes unwisely as a method of hammering them with doctrine to solve their problems, sometimes beneficially by giving them a person to talk to for free and referring them to a real professional if necessary. Whether Rocky is generally beneficial or harmful to the people who come to see her is uncertain, but she [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 is certainly admired for her past work]. What remains certain is that she was not the best solution for Chris because...
#She is not a licensed counselor and as such, is unable to offer professional advice.
#He barely listened to '''anything''' she says anyway.
#She was not qualified, much less experienced in advising a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris
#When he listened, he misconstrued everything she said, accepting advice he liked and ignoring advice he didn't like. She told him about his past habits being unacceptable, but Chris remained as determined as ever to be a total idiot. Although she put a stop to trolling plans, [[Fridays After Five|his behavior remained the same]]. She also told him it would be a good idea to stop posting videos on YouTube, since they only feed the trolls. [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|That hasn't]] [[100 2178|really worked]] [[100 2188|out now]], [[100 2189|has it]]?
#Chris doesn't want help regardless, only validation.

About the only thing that he took away from their sessions is that [[Chris_and_sex#Moral_basis_on_sex_and_double_standards|he can fuck someone before they are married]].

[[Image:CWC Joker.jpg|thumb|left|What do you get [[Dimensional Merge|when you cross]] a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-ill]] [[Chris and socialization|loner]] with [[CWCville|a society]] [[Kick the Autistic|that abandons him and treats him like trash]]? [[26 December 2014|You get what]] [[100 2267|you fucking deserve]]!]]

===Relationship Management Classes===
Chris mentioned in a [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|video]] from October 2009 and told [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey_Call_22|a phone call]] in September 2009 that he had been taking some relationship management classes. Undoubtedly, Chris felt that he had found some form of real life [[Dating education|date ed]]. In reality, Chris came upon a class meant for couples who wanted to ''manage their already established relationships'' as opposed to finding out how to get into one.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2011 assault-and-battery case===
The conditions of Chris's plea bargain in [[July 2012]] required him to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation, but it seems to have had little effect.

===Court-mandated therapy from the 2014 pepper spray case===
Chris makes mention of therapy in his video [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]] and it was also reported by observers viewing his July 23 court hearing. The mental health group he attended was On Our Own of Charlottesville.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/activity/926374040790409</ref>

===Gender psychologist===
During 2016, Chris met with a gender psychologist who affirmed to him that he is [[transgender]].<ref>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional vouch that the patient is in gender transition on this form. Also mentioned by Chris in a [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] page</ref>

===Transgender support group===
In [[September 2017]], Chris mentioned to an interview that he had found a local support group for [[transgender]] people in [[Charlottesville]] and was meeting once a month.<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)#Therapy (1:08:36-1:09:56)]]</ref>

===Court-mandated therapy from the 2018 mall trespass case===
Chris was directed to the [[Therapeutic Docket]] program and required to meet with a psychiatrist and therapy group between [[July 2018]] and [[April 2019]]. However, he failed to benefit from the resources, instead retreating further into his imaginary world and the bad actors validating his beliefs.

===DR Wolf===
Chris acted out a therapy session with fictional [[MLP|Brony]] character [[DRWolf]] in the February 2019 video [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]].

===Western State Hospital===
On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]]. While details were initially scarce, Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent there to make him sufficiently competent to stand trial.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref>

Notably, the day before Chris returned to jail, staff members pinned him to the floor, which reminded him of a similar incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He has gone on record to state that if they aren't wiped out by the [[Dimensional Merge]], he would sue the mental hospital in retribution.

Later on, Chris claimed that Western State Hospital was expected to place him in a group home but instead sent him back to jail, allegedly to "free up a room". Once again, he accused hospital staff of being "Abusive As Fuck" and "arrogantly shit-minded with their patients".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> Whether or not any of this is true, given [[List of Chris's lies|Chris is a known liar]], has yet to be proven.

===Gateway Homes===
{{Main|Gateway Homes}}

{{references}}

==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism papers]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Dreams]]

===CWCki user essays===
These essays speculate about Chris's undiagnosed problems.

* [[User:Hayate666/narcissism]]
* [[User:Ronichu/Babble#Conspiracy Theories]]
* [[User:SandwichSonichu/Defense mechanisms]]

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Chris and mental healthcare

2026-06-03T05:13:09Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{Dated|gender dysphoria, HRT/valium in meds section, and the effect jail has had on him}}

{{quote|My CURRENT [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] can help me a LOT better than any "professional" because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.|Chris, in 2008<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am only going to say this Once for those who may think me as delusional, crazy or shit like that. [[Chris and reality|I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort]].

I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my [[Polyamorous marriage|family]] and [[Idea Guys|allies]].

I’ve already talked with psychiatrists and therapists years ago, so any new such meetings would be a very moot point.|Chris, 2018<ref name=notdelusional>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris insists he isn't delusional, refuses to see a psychiatrist about it]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|An artist's impression of [[Jail Saga#Transfer|part of Chris's time in jail]], due to [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|erratic behavior caused by mental health issues]].]]

[[Chris]] has a troubled relationship with '''mental health professionals'''; both psychologists and psychiatrists. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded, and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Chris has refused to see a psychologist of his own volition in the past, opting to see [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor, instead. The sole exception occurred in 2016, when Chris went to a gender psychologist over his [[transgender]] issues. Chris's various run-ins with the [[law]] have resulted in mandated therapy such as the [[Therapeutic Docket]], however, Chris has failed to adjust his behavior from such sessions.

Ironically, Chris has no problem telling ''other'' people to seek professional help, however. In the [[Mailbag]], he has occasionally responded to his detractors with retorts like [[Chris and hypocrisy|"Go See a Psychiatrist."]]<ref>[[Mailbag_35#Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris|Mailbag #35]]</ref>

==The problem(s) with Chris==
[[File:Picasso.jpg|thumb|400px|An insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
[[File:AbstractMentalHealth.jpg|thumb|400px|Another insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
===In his own mind===
Chris claims to be [[autism|autistic]], [[Homos|homophobic]] as a genuine phobia,<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]: '''Chris''': "I am a homophobe; I fear them all"</ref> and a victim of [[noviophobia]], a made-up phobia of girls having boyfriends. He also diagnosed himself with [[Wikipedia:Dissociative Identity Disorder|dissociative identity disorder]] in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|the August 30th Captain's Log]], although he later revealed in [[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] that it was "a lie to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]." (Once again, Chris proved that he had no understanding of how serious mental disorders can be. Pretending to be crazy is an odd sort of [[wikipedia:Catch-22 (logic)|Catch-22]].)

It's no secret that Chris has always had a very childish mindset and views growing up as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|some sort of epic, arduous challenge,]] but it wasn't until a [[Kacey Call 10|conversation with Kacey]] that we knew just how serious this was; according to Chris, as a child, he never had any serious idea of what he wanted to be when he grew up (something all healthy children consider at one point or another), nor did the thought of becoming an adult ever truly cross his mind. This implies that Chris may have thought that he would remain a child forever.

Chris also seems to be at a level of incompetence that prevents him from realizing how incompetent he is. A [[Wikipedia:Cornell University|Cornell University]] [http://people.psych.cornell.edu/~dunning/publications/pdf/unskilledandunaware.pdf psychology journal] details this phenomenon:

{{quote|...when people are incompetent in [[Attraction Sign|the strategies they adopt]] to achieve success and [[China|satisfaction]], they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of [[Naïve|the ability to to realize it.]]|A disturbingly accurate account of Chris’s reaction to [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

===The 2004 survey===
{{Main|Autism}}
The psychiatrist who compiled [[autism papers|a survey]] of Chris's issues following his troubles at PVCC in [[2004]] echoed the diagnosis of autism that Chris received sometime in his youth, and took note of "an obsessional quality to his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend." He also administered a [[Wikipedia:Folstein test|Folstein test]], a brief questionnaire designed to detect cognitive impairment. Chris racked up a perfect score, indicating no problems with his memory or basic information processing abilities. On the [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|Global Assessment of Functioning]], the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness.

===Late-onset gender dysphoria===
{{Main|Gender dysphoria}}
{{Incomplete}}

==Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)==
===[[Mary Lee Walsh]]===
Although not a mental health professional, Walsh has experience in dealing with a large body of students and their individual problems. She has also [http://www.bookfinder.com/dir/i/The_Freshman_Experience-Creating_College_Success_Piedmont_Virginia_Community/0787288381/ written a book on coping with college life]. Despite her advanced knowledge and experience, Chris chose the better path of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing her]] and putting her low on his [[Scale of Respect]].

===Psychiatric Papers===
Following his outburst towards Mary Lee Walsh, Chris was sent to a psychiatrist for evaluation. The resulting papers easily show a number of things, most of which can easily be told by trolls themselves. Another interesting thing is that, despite the encouragement to follow up on this, Chris's parents refuse to on the account of [[Chris and money|insurance problems]].

The documents note that at some point, Chris received a psychiatric evaluation at the Center for Learning Potential in Mount Sidney, Virginia (a small town in northeast Augusta County that's 50 miles west of his Ruckersville home). They don't say when this took place, but given the location of the Center, it was likely either during his elementary school years or sometime after the Chandlers moved back to Charlottesville in the summer of 2000.

===Anger management and the shrink===
Following his encounter with Mary Lee Walsh, he was ordered to take anger management classes.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> The only thing that seemed to arise from it was complaints that he had to pay to see a professional, and... Well... He still can't control his anger. There's very little information about his anger management classes, as they occurred in the pre-[[ED]] days, and are only mentioned in a few old documents of Chris's that have surfaced. He's never really talked about it since, and it's never come up in comics or videos.

===Rocky Shoemaker===
Religious institutions are fond of providing spiritual counseling services to all members of their congregations, sometimes unwisely as a method of hammering them with doctrine to solve their problems, sometimes beneficially by giving them a person to talk to for free and referring them to a real professional if necessary. Whether Rocky is generally beneficial or harmful to the people who come to see her is uncertain, but she [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 is certainly admired for her past work]. What remains certain is that she was not the best solution for Chris because...
#She is not a licensed counselor and as such, is unable to offer professional advice.
#He barely listened to '''anything''' she says anyway.
#She was not qualified, much less experienced in advising a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris
#When he listened, he misconstrued everything she said, accepting advice he liked and ignoring advice he didn't like. She told him about his past habits being unacceptable, but Chris remained as determined as ever to be a total idiot. Although she put a stop to trolling plans, [[Fridays After Five|his behavior remained the same]]. She also told him it would be a good idea to stop posting videos on YouTube, since they only feed the trolls. [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|That hasn't]] [[100 2178|really worked]] [[100 2188|out now]], [[100 2189|has it]]?
#Chris doesn't want help regardless, only validation.

About the only thing that he took away from their sessions is that [[Chris_and_sex#Moral_basis_on_sex_and_double_standards|he can fuck someone before they are married]].

[[Image:CWC Joker.jpg|thumb|left|What do you get [[Dimensional Merge|when you cross]] a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-ill]] [[Chris and socialization|loner]] with [[CWCville|a society]] [[Kick the Autistic|that abandons him and treats him like trash]]? [[26 December 2014|You get what]] [[100 2267|you fucking deserve]]!]]

===Relationship Management Classes===
Chris mentioned in a [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|video]] from October 2009 and told [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey_Call_22|a phone call]] in September 2009 that he had been taking some relationship management classes. Undoubtedly, Chris felt that he had found some form of real life [[Dating education|date ed]]. In reality, Chris came upon a class meant for couples who wanted to ''manage their already established relationships'' as opposed to finding out how to get into one.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2011 assault-and-battery case===
The conditions of Chris's plea bargain in [[July 2012]] required him to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation, but it seems to have had little effect.

===Court-mandated therapy from the 2014 pepper spray case===
Chris makes mention of therapy in his video [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]] and it was also reported by observers viewing his July 23 court hearing. The mental health group he attended was On Our Own of Charlottesville.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/activity/926374040790409</ref>

===Gender psychologist===
During 2016, Chris met with a gender psychologist who affirmed to him that he is [[transgender]].<ref>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional vouch that the patient is in gender transition on this form. Also mentioned by Chris in a [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] page</ref>

===Transgender support group===
In [[September 2017]], Chris mentioned to an interview that he had found a local support group for [[transgender]] people in [[Charlottesville]] and was meeting once a month.<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)#Therapy (1:08:36-1:09:56)]]</ref>

===Court-mandated therapy from the 2018 mall trespass case===
Chris was directed to the [[Therapeutic Docket]] program and required to meet with a psychiatrist and therapy group between [[July 2018]] and [[April 2019]]. However, he failed to benefit from the resources, instead retreating further into his imaginary world and the bad actors validating his beliefs.

===DR Wolf===
Chris acted out a therapy session with fictional [[MLP|Brony]] character [[DRWolf]] in the February 2019 video [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]].

===Western State Hospital===
On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]]. While details were initially scarce, Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent there to make him sufficiently competent to stand trial.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref>

Notably, the day before Chris returned to jail, staff members pinned him to the floor, which reminded him of a similar incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He has gone on record to state that if they aren't wiped out by the [[Dimensional Merge]], he would sue the mental hospital in retribution.

Later on, Chris claimed that Western State Hospital was expected to place him in a group home but instead sent him back to jail, allegedly to "free up a room". Once again, he accused hospital staff of being "Abusive As Fuck" and "arrogantly shit-minded with their patients".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> Whether or not any of this is true, given [[List of Chris's lies|Chris is a known liar]], has yet to be proven.

===Gateway Homes===
{{Main|Gateway Homes}}

{{references}}

==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism papers]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Dreams]]

===CWCki user essays===
These essays speculate about Chris's undiagnosed problems.

* [[User:Hayate666/narcissism]]
* [[User:Ronichu/Babble#Conspiracy Theories]]
* [[User:SandwichSonichu/Defense mechanisms]]

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Instagram

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'''Instagram''' is a social media website owned by [[Facebook]] that allows users to share photos and videos with captions and/or various effects. It is one of the biggest social media websites in the world; with such a big platform, it comes as no surprise that [[Chris]] would have an account on there.

==History of the account==
The account was first made in [[2018]], under the name "christinewestonchandler", and since then has gained over 2000 followers. However, he didn't start posting until early [[2021]]. It's unclear whether or not there were posts before then or not, possibly some lost to time. However, most of Chris's posts consist of things related to [[magical thinking]] and [[Pokemon]], along with his daily life as well.

==Notable Posts==
Some of Chris's most notable posts are about magic, including things about crystals, and chakra tea. Other than those posts, Chris mainly posts Pokemon cards he makes, with a majority of his Instagram posts are exactly that.

On 31 [[May 2026]], a ween hacked into the account and used an AI-modified version of one of his jail-era drawings to promote a crypto coin - the damage was reversed the next day.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token]]</ref>

==External Links==
[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]
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Instagram

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'''Instagram''' is a social media website owned by [[Facebook]] that allows users to share photos and videos with captions and/or various effects. It is one of the biggest social media websites in the world; with such a big platform, it comes as no surprise that [[Chris]] would have an account on there.

==History of the account==
The account was first made in [[2018]], under the name "christinewestonchandler", and since then has gained over 2000 followers. However, he didn't start posting until early [[2021]]. It's unclear whether or not there were posts before then or not, possibly some lost to time. However, most of Chris's posts consist of things related to [[magical thinking]] and [[Pokemon]], along with his daily life as well.

==Notable Posts==
Some of Chris's most notable posts are about magic, including things about crystals, and chakra tea. Other than those posts, Chris mainly posts Pokemon cards he makes, with a majority of his Instagram posts are exactly that.

On 31 [[May 2026]], a ween hacked into the account and used an AI-modified version of one of his jail-era drawings to promote a crypto coin - the damage was reversed the next day.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token]]</ref>

==External Links==
[https://www.instagram.com/christinewestonchandler/ Chris's Instagram]

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[[Category:Chris's websites]]
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BronyCon

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[[File:cwc bronycon 2017 3.jpg|thumb|Chris posing with [[Rainbow Dash]].]]

'''BronyCon''' was a yearly [[convention]] held by [[bronies]], adult fans of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'', each summer from [[2011]] to [[2019]]. It was held annually at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland, beginning in [[2013]].

Chris only began attending the conventions in [[2017]] as his interest in the children's cartoon deepened. He would continue to attend annually until ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' ended its nine-year run in 2019 (despite Chris's protests).<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Spreads a Message from MLP Characters to Boycott the Upcoming Show]]</ref>

In total, Chris attended three BronyCons:
*[[BronyCon 2017]]
*[[BronyCon 2018]]
*[[BronyCon 2019]]

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Chris and hygiene]]
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BronyCon 2019

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[[File:Bronycon2019-20.jpg|thumb|350px|Chris meets the cast of the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' show.]]
'''[[BronyCon]] 2019''' was the final iteration of the annual convention for fans of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''. The convention took place between 1 and 4 August 2019 at the Baltimore Convention Center. Unfortunately for Chris, despite [[My Little Pony Protests|his best efforts to counter the inevitable]], both his favorite animated series and his favorite convention would draw to a close in such a short timespan.

Most notably at this convention, Chris discovered [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]], a fan-made shipping card game. Once the convention was over, he would begin posting his own fan-made cards on [[Twitter]] – becoming the successor of his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals#Custom Pokémon Cards|custom Pokémon cards]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Yu-Gi-Oh! cards]].

==Funding==
{{quote|My Main Plan with Two Friends who HAD Reserved a room for us three, and had their passes; they fell off the Communications Map On Me!!!|After Sarah and Steve ghost him, Chris is back to begging<ref name=sarah>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris will attend BronyCon, still needs cash]]</ref>}} [[Sarah and Steve]] had originally planned to share a room with Chris, but they pulled out, leaving Chris to appeal for $600 to cover costs.<ref name=sarah></ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5103999</ref> On 14 July, some [[enabler]] gave him the whole amount, and on 30 July, he confirmed on YouTube that he would attend the entire four days in his [[General BronyCon Announcement.]]

==Cosplay==
In July, Chris teased his attire for next month's BronyCon in two tweets.<ref>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris leaves a mystery]]</ref><ref>[[July 2019 social media posts#Chris Makes a Pokégear]]</ref> Fans soon deciphered that Chris would be cosplaying as [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kris_(game) Kris], the female selectable protagonist of the video game ''Pokémon Crystal''. Considering Chris's [[Hair#Tomgirl hair|usual hack jobs when it comes to hair dye]], achieving such seaweed color would not prove too much of a challenge.

<center><gallery>
File:SuicuneClue.jpg|Suicune in [[Pokémon GO]].
File:CWC Pokegear construction.jpg|<s>K</s>- Chris's Pokégear.
File:Kris Pokemon Crystal.png|What Chris was aiming for.
</gallery></center>

It should be noted that for the duration of the convention, Chris wore a metal wire on his forehead, shaped to resemble the [[Commodore]] logo, which represents his [[CPU Blue Heart]] alterego.

==Day 1==
In the early hours of 1 August, Chris made the journey to Baltimore, leaving at around 6:15 local time (EST) and arriving at around 10:45. The journey took Chris and [[Son-Chu]] about 4 hours and 30 minutes, 2 hours longer than the estimated time.<ref>https://www.distance-cities.com/distance-ruckersville-va-to-baltimore-md</ref> At the convention itself, as a [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|long time pledger of voice actor, Michelle Creber's Patreon]], Chris joined her private Patreon party.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris settles in]]</ref>

===Shoutout to a fan===
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'''Chris:''' 3, 2, 1.

'''Cameraman:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Hi, [[Jacob Sockness|Jacob!]] This is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from [''mispronounces''] BronyCon. Here's to you being a good fan of mine. Cheers [''raises mug to camera''] with a home mug of sarsaparilla.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:ChrisHeadsOut.jpg|Chris sets off for Baltimore
File:Bronycon2019-2.jpg|Arriving at the Con
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|With [[Ben Saint]]
File:Bronycon2019-1.jpg|With a fan
File:Bronycon2019-3.jpg|An eerie foreshadow?
File:Bronycon2019-4.jpg|Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|pulls a bird]]
File:Bronycon2019-5.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-6.png
File:Bronycon2019-7.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-8.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-13.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Day 2==
On Day 2, Chris dusted off his old [[unicorn cosplay]], and met voice actor, Andrea Libman.

===All Star 3.0===
That morning, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Jasonfan89 captured some covert footage within the convention:
{{quoteboxgreen|He's at some kinda arcade doesn't he play enough [[Chris and video games|vyda]] at home?
 

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{{quoteboxgreen|He's playing some kinda Tetris game I overheard someone say he's kiklink it casue well...he is what did you expect from someone who's had 30 odd years of practice
[[File:Bronycon2019-9.jpg|200px]]

Sorry for the crappy pics I'm keeping a low profile

Also fuck no I didn't spend money on this fuck fest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5102889</ref>}}

Eventually, they captured a video of Chris while [[All Star|Smash Mouth's ''All Star'']] plays in the background. At first, Chris seems reluctant to join in with the singalong – perhaps, due to his [[Idea Guys|previous association with the song]]; however, from 0:54 onwards, he can be heard singing:
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===Birthday message===
Chris recorded a birthday shoutout for the rapper, Billy the Fridge:
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'''Chris:''' You ready?

'''Cameraman:''' All right.

'''Chris:''' Hi, Billy. This is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from BronyCon. You be an awesome dude, and you have an awesome day. You're better off than [''deepens voice''] [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|BillyWitchDoctor.com]]. He don't like... giant chicken. [''laughs'']

 
The video was later used in a YouTube Poop-style video, as part of [https://youtu.be/LwBZdoqAYCM Billy the Fridge's birthday livestream].<ref>Chris' clip can be seen at 4:39 and is also addressed at 12:00.</ref>

===From The Matrix to Silence of the Lambs Panel===
On the evening of day 2, Chris attended the ''From The Matrix to Silence of the Lambs: Movies in Pony Voices'' panel,<ref name=website>https://bronycon2019.sched.com</ref> which saw YouTube voice actors reenact famous movie scenes as ''MLP'' characters. Throughout the video, Chris is seen constantly fidgeting like a bored child:

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===Grand Galloping Gala===
That night, Chris attended the ''Grand Galloping Gala'' concert. In summary, the concert was a blend of dancing and Broadway style performances by a troupe of actors/cosplayers who play the main characters of the animated series. Concertgoers also witnessed a brony marriage proposal.<ref name=proposal>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5105272</ref>

Jasonfan89 chipped in once again:
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Following the concert, Chris participated in a photoshoot with the cast.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bronycon2019-19.jpg|All that clutter but no [[Anime Mid-Atlantic#2005|24-pack of Pepsi]]
File:Bronycon2019-18.jpg|[[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|"Two Meta-Types together."]]
File:Bronycon2019-10.jpg|"CWC was leaning so hard on me I almost fell over"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5104425</ref>
File:Bronycon2019-11.jpg|Found on /mlp/
File:Bronycon2019-25.jpg|Ditto
File:Bronycon2019-12.jpg|Dab
File:Bronycon2019-16.jpg|
File:Bronycon2019-15.jpg|"Actually doing a panel right now and look whose in line to ask a question"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5106851</ref>
File:CWC BronyCon fan photo.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-17.jpg|Chris gifts [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] to a Brony artist
File:Bronycon2019-14.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]|Chris witnesses a marriage proposal at the ''Grand Galloping Gala''<ref name=proposal></ref>
File:Bronycon2019-43.jpg|Meeting a fan at the GGG
File:Chris_at_bronycon_2019.jpg|With a fan.
</gallery></center>

==Day 3==
===TF2 Analysis Anarchy Panel===
On the Saturday morning, Chris attended the [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analysis Anarchy]] panel—composed of several brony analysts who had [[Twitter#Blocks|blocked]] Chris back in [[January 2019|January]]—where he witnessed Mad Munchkin being proposed to. Chris appears behind the man in the wheelchair, slightly to his left (the vibrant pink Night Star plushie is a giveaway). Notably, Chris can be heard trying to get the attention of the panel by making a childish quip at 0:17, and recurring [[Cherokean Chant|high-pitched screams]] (especially 3:31) as the audience celebrates the newly-engaged couple:

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Chris later recapped the moment:
{{quotebox|I was in the audience when that happened! Now I can say something about it! I congratulated the couple on the way out, and my screams were amongst those recorded there. Yay!<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Mad Munchkin wedding proposal]]</ref>}}

===Pony Origins Panel===
[[File:Bronycon2019screenie.jpg|thumb|400px|Creator meets creators.]]
At the ''Pony Origins'' panel, Chris came face-to-face with the ''true original creators'', Bonnie Zacherle and Lauren Faust of the [[Wikipedia:My Little Pony (TV series)|80s cartoon]] and ''Friendship is Magic'', respectively.<ref name=website></ref><ref name=origins>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5108574</ref>

Jasonfan89 reported in:
{{quoteboxgreen|[The hosts] asked the guys who watches [[Sailor Moon|sailor Moon]] he raised both arms

[[File:Bronycon2019-26.jpg|200px]]<ref name=origins></ref>}}

During the Q&A, Chris went on to ask Lauren Faust about whether she had planned to include [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], one of the 80s human characters in the most recent iteration of the show:
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The following livestream clip captures the full response:
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<center>'''Alternative footage:''' [https://youtu.be/Zs_xAVjNA_s] [https://youtu.be/-vHmM8JsGK8]</center>

'''Chris:''' Hi, Lauren. Hey y'all. All right, first. I just want to say: Thank you for all your shows. Aside from ''MLP'', [''rock on gesture''] love ''The Powerpuff Girls''!

[''Applause'']

'''Lauren Faust:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' And this'll lead into my question [?], beginning from G1. About like, you know, the human characters, especially [http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Megan_and_Sundance Megan], and the relationship between the humans and the ponies. Uhh... Did you just think about wanting to do that originally for G4 in the earlier phases, or did it just kinda like–uhh, it was rejected initially, or [''unintelligible''] it all, and then later figured out for like, ''Equestria Girls''?

'''Lauren Faust:''' You know, I... umm–Early on in the development process, I had considered that Hasbro might ask me to bring in Megan, because you know, working in the animation business, I was kind of anticipating like oh [''jazz hands''] "girls can't relate to horses, they need to have a person to talk to and relate to. So you need to have a person in the story."
So, I was expecting them to do that. They never did. Like, not even once. But, I did have a little snippet of an idea to bring Megan in for like maybe a special or something like that. It was a very brief idea that might have just been like a one shot idea. But I didn't need it, so I didn't really flesh it out [''chuckles''].

'''Chris:''' Ah. Well, at least it brought–at least it all brought out in ''Equestria Girls''. [''very sincere''] Thank you.

'''Lauren Faust:''' Sure.

[''Applause'']

 

Looking back on the event:
{{quotebox|And now, with a [[Magic stones|piece of lovely quartz]], Lauren Faust has a copy of [[Sonichu 12-9|Nightstar’s Book]] too. I asked her about G1 Megan and the symbolance/relationship between Equestrians/Ponyville Residents and Humans and Human-Types.<ref name=review>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5119653</ref>}}

===Friendship is Magic: The Gathering===
On Saturday evening, Chris was spotted entering the Friendship is Magic: The Gathering panel hosted by Josh Scorcher, during the latter half of the event. When the panel concluded, Chris walked towards the front where Josh was talking among fans, in what was presumably an attempt to converse with Scorcher to smooth things over after the mass Twitter blocking. It is unknown what transpired in this conversation or if it had any affect on Scorcher's opinion of Chris.

As Scorcher and a large group of panel attendees left the panel hall, Chris was observed walking out at the very backend of the group. It was at that point that a selfie was requested by an editor of the CWCki, and taken right outside the entrance to Hall of the Stars.

===Meeting Nicole Oliver===
[[File:ChrisTF2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris meets Princess Celestia.]]
Later that day, Chris went to the meet and greet of voice actress, Nicole Oliver. For $30 worth of [[Monthly tugboat|Tugboat]], Chris received Oliver's autograph—done on [[Chris and art|one of his drawings]]—and they both posed for a photo together.<ref>[https://bronycon2019.sched.com/event/T4z7/autograph-session-nicole-oliver According to the Con's schedule]</ref><ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris meets Princess Celestia]]</ref>

Having failed to learn the lesson from the [[Tabitha St. Germain]] block, Chris shared his photo in a tweet tagging Nicole Oliver, which resulted in a surge of ween comments. This prompted the voice actress to voice her opinion against online harassment in a separate tweet; it is undeniable that she was alluding to Chris:

{{quoteboxwhite|It has come to my attention that some of you are commenting on a picture I took with a fan. People are alleging this fan is responsible for certain behaviours. I do not CONDONE any disrespectful behaviour. Period. It has no association to me.

Peace & love everyone.

Xo ☀️<ref>https://twitter.com/mouthnoize/status/1157832836675768320</ref>}}

[[September 2019|One month later]], Chris would [[Spirit possession|convey]] as [[Magi-Chan]] that during their meeting, he reassured the voice actress that she would be bound to voicing one character for a little longer than she hoped:
{{quoteboxpurple|And Celestia and Luna are a long way from retiring. As @CPU_CWCSonichu has personally told @mouthnoize at BronyCon, “The Reirement [''sic''] is not in.”<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris spoke to VA about the Pony Protests]]</ref>}}

In an [[August 2020]] leak, it was revealed that Nicole Oliver eventually blocked Chris on Twitter.<ref>[[:File:NicoleOliverTwitter.jpg]]</ref>

===BronyPalooza===
BronyPalooza was a recurring all-night concert, featuring several musicians of the brony community.<ref name=website></ref> After enjoying Creber's Patreon party on the Thursday, Chris made an appearance during her Saturday BronyPalooza gig. Chris can be seen at regular intervals during the first two hours of the video, but is especially recognizable at 1:15:33, brandishing his [[Night Star]] plushie:

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A [https://youtu.be/V6SgDdhwDdc video with an alternative camera] also shows Chris' plushie.<ref>For example, at 1:05:01</ref>

While the concert was ongoing, Chris snapped some photos and shared them on Twitter:
{{quotebox|@ChuuChuuRocket, Nightstar’s Jammie’ with #CreberBrown!

[[File:Bronycon2019-21.jpg|250px]][[File:Bronycon2019-22.jpg|250px]] [[File:Bronycon2019-23.jpg|250px]][[File:Bronycon2019-24.jpg|250px]]
<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris parties with Night Star]]</ref>}}
It is unknown whether Chris remained at the concert after Creber's set ended.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bronycon2019-27.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-28.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-29.jpg|Chris reunites with his [[gal pal]] from [[BronyCon 2018]]...
File:Bronycon2019-30.jpg|...and gifts her a life-size [[S-Chu Ball]]
File:Bronycon2019-38.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-31.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-32.jpg
File:Instagram officialaystar Bronycon2019.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-37.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Day 4==
On the final day of the convention, Chris met an old foe, and paid another $30 to meet voice actor, Rebecca Shoichet.

===Dining with bronies===
According to a user of [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board, on the Sunday, they joined Chris to ride in Son-Chu and have dinner together:<ref name=4chan>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34106350</ref>
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-40.jpg|left|100px]] I got to eat dinner on Sunday with Chris and rode in Barb's van}}
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-41.jpg|left|100px]] Oh no, Barb wasn't there, Chris was driving.
Also, sorry about the rotation, something fucked up when I posted. But yeah, this is Barb's van because the [[Son-Chu#Ford Focus|old car got totaled or something]]}}
{{quoteboxred|Well, we went to a burger joint and ate burgers. Chris showed us the Sonichu binder and some new age Crystal and we just chilled and talked. I said to drive safe because he headed home afterwards, but apparently there was a [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|fender bender or some shit]]. It was actually really interesting.}}
{{quoteboxred|By no means, but he was very calm and in a good mental state this year at the con. Last year he was talking about the [[Dimensional Merge|dimensional merge]] a lot, but a lot of the crazy shit that happens with Chris is the machinations of trolls. Still kind of out there, but I'm happy he was having a good time. I'm not gonna whiteknight him, he's done some pretty bad stuff in the past and the autism is no excuse, but it was an interesting experience to meet such an internet legend. Hopefully he keeps himself out of trouble.}}

The /mlp/ user found his post on Kiwi Farms and elaborated on the experience:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5139835</ref>
{{quoteboxred|[[File:bronycon2019-44.jpg|left|120px]]Alright, so we went to a burger place for dinner, recommend to Chris by someone. Chris didn't smell, or at the very least I was [[Alcohol|drunk]] enough not to notice (definitely not nearly as bad as some other people at the con though, she was tolerable). At dinner, Chris talked a lot about Sonichu and a crystal she had, seems like it was some new age beliefs about magic in the crystals or something. We made small talk about the con, and I was talking with several people. One of the guys at the table ordered his burger with ghost pepper cheese, and Chris mentioned something about it, maybe having eaten it before. It was an interesting experience and overall Chris seemed pretty alright during it. I told her to drive safe before we parted our ways, but I guess that didn't work out. I'm not here to talk mad shit or anything, but my brother is pretty interested in Chris chan despite being a normie so I figured I'd get some pictures and I got more than I really bargained for.}}
{{quoteboxred|He was prompted to speak about Sonichu at the table, and was showing us the binder he brought around. I believe he talked about some of the lore, but I really am not as familiar with it as I used to be. [[BronyCon 2018#Day 0|@Jaiman]] might be a better source on it, since he was there as well and probably could go into more detail.}}
{{quoteboxred|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the con center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokémon GO|Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights. I knew a guy who used to do that and IMO it can lead to distracted driving. Hopefully that is not something that happens normally with Chris.}}

Twitter user Tenkowski revealed more photos years later recalling the experience, writing:<ref>https://twitter.com/Tenkowski/status/1770144601321460064</ref>
{{quoteboxpurple|I had lunch with Chris-Chan at BronyCon 2019 and rode in the Sonichu.}}
<center><gallery>
File:Tenkowski - BronyCon 2019 Day 4 picture1.jpg
File:Tenkowski - BronyCon 2019 Day 4 picture2.jpg
File:Tenkowski - BronyCon 2019 Day 4 picture3.jpg
File:Tenkowski - BronyCon 2019 Day 4 picture4.jpg
</gallery></center>
Tenkowski also wrote:
{{quoteboxpurple|Chris was chill, we sat together at the restaurant, and they would gush about the Sonichu comic that they brought along. It was a good encounter, almost wholesome even. I know there's a lot to say about Chris but I had no real issues with them in this moment in time.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|If you were expecting me to say something negative, there's just one thing, when Chris was driving back to the convention Chris was really into spinning the Pokestops along the way :v distracted driving!!!}}
{{quoteboxpurple|FAQ:
- Yes I had every opportunity to ask questions but I either didn’t or forgot. I was shell-shocked from having the opportunity to spend time with her and being at BronyCon in general. If I didn’t take pics/vids of it, I most likely forgot

- No she didn’t stink, don’t be weird}}

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:ChrisMeets4Chan.jpg|Still at it, [[4-cent_garbage.com|ten years later]]
File:Bronycon2019-35.jpg
File:ChrisAndRebecca.jpg|Meet and greet with Rebecca Soichette [''sic'']
File:Bronycon2019-33.jpg|The plushie purchases keep on coming
File:Bronycon2019-34.jpg
File:Bronycon2019-36.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Unknown date==
<center><gallery>
File:Bronycon2019-42.jpg|Either Day 1 or 4
File:Bronycon2019-39.jpg|Day 3 or 4
File:CWC BronyCon fan photo (censored).jpeg|Day 2 or 3
File:Bronycon2019-45.jpg|With [[Midnight Moonflower]] (second from right)
File:Thunder--Bolt and Chris selfie.jpg|With [[Reddit]] user Thunder--Bolt<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/cpky3v/got_a_selfie_at_bronycon_with_the_one_and_only_cwc/ ([https://archive.fo/bFCdR archive])</ref>
File:BronyCon 2019 - Meeting That Creepy Reading.jpeg|With YouTuber That Creepy Reading
</gallery></center>

==Souvenirs and autographs==
On 6 August, Chris posted a thread on Twitter, showing off his haul from BronyCon.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris' BronyCon loot]]</ref> To say that Chris bought a lot of merchandise would be a severe understatement:

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! Notable items
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|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul1.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*[[:File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|Andrea Libman]], Nicole Oliver and [[:File:SchuComic12-9Page19.jpg|Rebecca Shoichet]] autographs
*" " " meet and greet prints
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul2.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*[[TF2 Analysis|Team KP]] autographs
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul3.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*[[TF2 Analysis#List of people Chris has been blocked by|Lightning Bliss]] and [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|Silver Quill]] autographs
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul4.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*[[Mad Munchkin]] autograph
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul5.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Flower retrieved from [[:File:CMC Drawing.jpg|Michelle Creber]] at her [[Patreon#Chris as a patron|Patreon party]]
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul6.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Pin from [[CosmicKeyframe|Keyframe]]
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul7.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*A literal quill from Silver Quill
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul8.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Various buttons
*Various CDs from brony musicians
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul9.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Animation cell from ''MLP'' G2 ([[:File:ChrisNewArt1.jpg|later used for a TSSSF card]])
*G2 Firefly drawing
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul10.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Sailor and Mona Pia plushies
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul11.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Rainbow Dash/[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] poster
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul12.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*[[Slow-in-the-minds|Derpy]] poster
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul13.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Twilights poster
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul14.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*More prints
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul15.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*[[:File:Bronycon2019-17.jpg|Choco Pony]] autograph
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul16.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*''More'' plushies
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul17.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*''Midnight Mares'' poster
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul18.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*[[TSSSF]] Core and ''Equestria Girls'' Deck<ref name=review></ref>
|-
|<center>[[File:BronyConHaul19.jpg|200px]]</center>
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*Various prints of characters
*Rainbow Dash toy
*[[Guitar Hero|''MLP'' guitar picks]]
*''MLP'' blind bag toy
|-
|}

==Aftermath==
In closing, since his [[BronyCon 2017|first attendance in 2017]], BronyCon has left an overall positive impact on Chris. The conventions were one of the few places where mindsets such as his are normalized, as their target audiences are typically a melting pot of [[Autism|like-minded people]]. BronyCon was a setting which provided a brief escape from his [[Jacob Sockness|various problems back in Ruckersville]], and being a [[troll]]-free safe space, has also allowed Chris to filter the positive attention he receives from fans; Chris claimed that in 2019, he was approached by "200 awesome and kind individuals."<ref>August 2019 social media posts#Chris is happy about how BronyCon went]]</ref>

===Friendship is Magic ends===
{{main|My Little Pony Protests}}
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris isn't pleased.]]
BronyCon has been the catalyst in several noteworthy events in the [[2010s|late 2010s]]: The 2017 convention gave Chris the much-needed motivation to commence work on his next issue of ''Sonichu''; albeit, it was a [[Sonichu 12-9|''MLP'' fanfiction]] which happened to be part of his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book canon]]. After [[BronyCon 2018]], he began engaging with members of the brony analyst community—several of which were present at Baltimore—which ultimately led to the [[TF2 Analysis|Twitter Block saga]] and his Soft Exile on social media.

Returning his homelife after BronyCon 2019, Chris resumed [[My Little Pony Protests|his ''My Little Pony'' protest campaign]] and demanded Hasbro for a renewal of the series to at least Season 14. On 12 October 2019, the finale of ''Friendship of Magic'' aired, leaving Chris in vehement denial. As of [[November 2019]], he refused to watch it, and instead chose to send a barrage of ranting tweets to both Hasbro and anybody mentioning it. Despite other media picking up where the show left off, including ''My Little Pony: Pony Life'' (which is essentially G4.5 of the franchise) and the IDW comic series,<ref>[[November 2019 social media posts#Not this GO! Crap]]</ref><ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris complains about the MLP comics]]</ref> Chris refuses to acknowledge these as any form of canon because it doesn't conform to [[C-197|his existing fantasy world]]. As of [[July 2020]], ''Pony Life'' has aired to lukewarm reviews, but Chris remains committed to his boycott.

===BABSCon===
{{main|BABSCon}}
With the closure of BronyCon, Chris desired to attend the next well-regarded convention in the USA, BABSCon. BABSCon is also a yearly convention; however, it is instead based in the San Francisco Bay Area. Chris was never able to attend. The 2020 BABSCon was cancelled due to [[COVID-19]] (which Chris reacted to by launching his most elaborate coping mechanism to date, pretending to be Sonichu for nearly a year), the 2021 BABSCon was similarly cancelled, Chris was in jail for [[incest]] during the 2022 BABSCon, and in [[Gateway Homes]] during the 2023 BABSCon. Chris purchased tickets for the 2024 BABSCon, but was preemptively [[ban]]ned by convention staff for it and all subsequent BABSCons.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/post-5115238 Unverified account on Day 4] from [[Kiwi Farms]]

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[[Category: Conventions]]

BronyCon 2017

2026-06-02T14:13:15Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

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{{quote|[[Magi-Chan]] was my escort and bodyguard the whole weekend. Even though, to most, it appeared I was dancing a duet solo, I was literally dancing with Magi-Chan, my guardian angel.|Chris on interacting with one of his [[imaginary friends]].<ref name=magi>[[:File:MergeComic6.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp1 (see summary for hi-res link).jpg|thumb|right|250px|Totes Lez.]]
'''[[BronyCon]] 2017''' was the ninth iteration of the annual convention for fans of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''. The 2017 convention ran from 11 August to 13 [[August 2017]] at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland.

This was Chris' first BronyCon, and it would prove a major influence on the direction of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic – the notable outcome being his ''Pony'' fanfiction, [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The trip also marks a point in Chris's rejection of [[reality]] – during the convention, he believed his imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] was present with him, even dancing with thin air under the belief that Magi-Chan was his dance partner.

==Background==
Chris drove all the way to Baltimore to visit the convention, staying for the full three days, spending the money he had taken from [[Patreon]] instead of on bills (causing a two-week delay in shipping his August books to patrons).<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Blew patron funds on BronyCon, can't ship books]]</ref> While he was there, Chris took many pictures with some of the show's staff, as well as other fans. He also made several new drawings over the course of the event; some of these were signed by voice actresses from the show.

Several fellow bronies from [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board,<ref name=mlp>http://archive.is/lHRYe</ref> Twitter, and [[Kiwi Farms]] provided photos and reports on their sightings of Chris.

Unlike his [[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Mythbusters|last out-of-state trip]] five years before, he left [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] behind, however she did make him call her twice a day to check up on her.<ref name=clare></ref> One of his friends implied that she was helping Chris by promising to be on call for Barb if she needed help during the weekend.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-19#post-2507095 "a friend asked me to be on call for her mom while she is out of town."</ref>

Overall, Chris's trip to BronyCon went abnormally well and seemingly without incident. He even described feeling "the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life" after returning home.

It is likely that BronyCon 2017 was the place where [[Bella]] first saw Chris, although she claims that she did not know who he was at the time and did not talk to him.<ref>[[Chess Group 15#Fiona enters chess group #15]]</ref> This would have been the only time she ever saw him in person.

==Day 1==

Chris met Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress for MLP, talked to her about Sonichu and CWCville,<ref name=clare>[[Clare Porter]]</ref> and got an autograph and a photo with her. He also met [[Clare Porter]], a fan of his. Chris can be seen toting three large bags throughout the convention which apparently contained "the original copies of Sonichu",<ref name=clare></ref> snacks, and toys.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bc1 1.jpg|A wild clopper has been spotted!
File:Clopper_Spotting.JPG
File:Clopper Spotting2.png
File:Bc1 2.png
File:Bc1 3.jpg|In line for a panel.
File:cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|Donning his brand new [[unicorn cosplay]].
File:Cwc bronycon 2017 3.jpg
File:Bc1 with RarifriendHN.jpg
File:BronyCon 2017 - Chris with gay fan.jpeg
File:cwc bronycon 2017 2.jpg|With Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress.
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg ‎|"Spike loves Sonichu too. :)"
File:cwc bronycon 2017 4.jpg|"Also, Fluffle licking Vinyl. LOL"
File:Flufflepuff cwc glasses.jpg|"Fluffle Puff looks smart with my glasses; [[Ego|she Knows a Lot. 😋]]"
File:Bc1 - chris card.png|Miiverse card, which he handed out. Note the lazy correction of Christian to Christine.
File:Chris and scared girl.jpg|
File:Bc2017fan.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Day 2==

[[File:Bc2 mlp-soul-min.jpg|thumb|150px]]
An /mlp/ user got Chris's autograph.

{{quoteboxred|I don't know anything about this year's CWC drama, but I'm glad to have my own little souvenir from the Con. After the panel Chris was showing a little girl a binder of Sonichu stuff with a Sonic Rainboom in it, so I took my opportunity.<ref name=mlp></ref>}}

The same user provided an audio clip, apparently of Chris.

<s>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TkJ0kRIb17</s> As of July 2020, file no longer exists.

[[File:Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.jpg|thumb|200px|Another, less shitty shot of Chris at the Gala.]]
Another user reported playing against Chris at poker and accidentally misgendering him, and answered a few questions:

{{quoteboxred|Okay. So who's this Christine? I played poker against her in the tournament and she got really, really fucking mad when I accidentally called her - him.
I never care to call someone by their shitty preferred gender, but fuck you got to give me some time to figure out what you fucking want to be called.

I met her again at the gala and shes been glaring at me. Lol.

I didn't realize she was a meme until I saw pictures. Who is she?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|How did he smell like? Did he joined you at poker? Did you beat him?}}

{{quoteboxred|Bad.

It was a paired tournament so we didn't have be a choice who we played.

And she can't play worth a shit. But she did manage to build off of idiots. She lost it all chasing though.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Did he say anything else at all? Talked about his comic? Was he alone?}}

{{quoteboxred|Nah. Just a lot of shit about people needing to respect correct genders.}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp3.jpg|thumb|200px]]

A fan complimented Chris on the Sonichu merch he had brought with him:

{{quoteboxred|I found Chris-Chan at a panel and gained his trust.

I asked him if his Sonichu Medallion was authentic, and he said "I am the she that used to be that he that.." and then quickly showed me the first edition of Sonichu.

He wanted to take a selfie with me, and here it is after cropping myself out.

Then he shook my hand for some reason.}}

A 4chan user claimed that Chris was "told off" by convention officials for "going up to guests and saying he's horny," apparently in reference to his plastic unicorn horn. However, there is no solid evidence backing up this claim, and at this point it should be taken with a grain of salt.

Chris appears in voice actor Claire Corlett's vlog for Day 2. Chris is seen briefly at 4:32 in the background, above the Brony wearing the rainbow wig.
{{Infobox/video
| name = BRONYCON DAY 2! Claire Margaret Corlett
| ytid = _uKk-2dRpSI
| Stardate = 12 August 2017
| Maker = Claire Margaret Corlett
| Subject =
| previous = [[HarassCWCdirectly]]
| next = [[BronyCon 2017#Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala|Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala]]
}}

===Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Grand Galloping Gala BronyCon2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DxRXjw4H7Zc}}
| Stardate = 12 August 2017
| Maker =
| Subject =
| previous = [[BronyCon 2017#Day 2|Day 2]]
| next = [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|Dancing with Magi-Chan]]
}}

===Dancing with Magi-Chan===
Takes place directly after above video. Chris dances with imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]]<ref name=magi></ref> at the ''Grand Galloping Gala'':

{{Infobox/video
| name = Grand Galloping Gala BronyCon2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XStjxI2grpA}}
| Stardate = 12 August 2017
| Maker =
| Subject =
| previous = [[BronyCon 2017#Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala|Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala]]
| next = [[BronyCon 2017#Day 3|Day 3]]
}}

During the early morning hours, Chris was spotted walking away from a parking garage which had closed for the night, leaving him unable to access his car.<ref name=mlp></ref> He took an Uber back to his hotel. Chris would later recap this event in a tweet the following year:
{{quotebox|I was feeling really tired from the shock of the Parking Garage I had my car in CLOSED at Midnight while I was at the Grand Galloping Gala, Immune to Adagio’s manipulations, and dancing with my then future husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu. YAY!<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>}}

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bc2 mlp2 (reduced size, see comment).png|Viewing "Keeping Friendship Magic: The Odd Pony Out" panel.
File:Bc2 with Kelly Sheridan.jpg|"Me and Kelly [Sheridan], Times Two!"
File:Chris at Bronypalooza.jpg| Spotted again at Bronypalooza, a BronyCon concert.
File:Blurry Chris spotting.jpg| Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.
File:Bc2 with imaginary friend.jpg|[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-22#post-2507908%7C|"He's sitting here talking to himself and holding his hand out in front himself."]
File:Bc2 mlp4.jpg|Cropped selfie with a fan.
File:Chris with @PopPunkAlto.jpg| Shut-in minds think alike.
File:Bc2 with @BookFag.jpg
File:Chris with @flutterplushies.jpg| Chris in his Gala dress.
File:Chris and @KrazyKariana.jpg| With a gal-pal/potential [[Love Quest|sweetheart]].
File:Chris Posing BC D2.jpg| Chris posing for a photo, legging holes on full display.
File:Bronycon d2 posing with mascots.jpg| With two other unicorns.
File:Chris' belongings at Bronycon.jpg|Chris's belongings.
File:Bc2 mlp5.jpg|Locked out of the parking garage.
File:Bc2 with Tetsuotherobot.jpg |"Just helped out @CWCSonichu with an uber. Worth it."
File:Bronycon2017stall.jpg|Browsing a vendor table.
</gallery></center>

==Day 3==
Chris spent his final day at BronyCon attending a panel, taking pictures with cosplayers and other fans, and no doubt buying more crap he doesn't need with his [[Patreon]] and [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money. He wore a [[Chris and fashion|multicolored poncho]] as a top, somehow managing to look even worse than he did for the previous two days.

{{quoteboxred|He's in the Fan Project panel now. He's spent three minutes complaining about his [[trolls]] and how autistic he is, and he turned away the microphone so no one can hear what he's saying.}}

Another anon elaborated:

[[File:Bronycon2017-mlpdash.jpg|left|150px]]
{{quoteboxred|'''Sat near Chris-chan at Bronycon today.'''
It was at the fan project panel, and he even asked a question and rambled on about how he had comics and a fandom (though never explicitly stating it was Sonichu). He even said the "high functioning autistic" line. He also mentioned being trolled, not having many friends, and all that, and I honestly felt kinda bad for him. Though most of the shit he's gotten over the years was his own self inflicted stupidity, so can't feel too bad for him.

But yeah, that's been the weirdest thing at this convention by a loooong shot. Like, at most like 5-10% percent of the thousands people I've seen and heard were weird or cringy, but nearly everyone here is either normal or just standard nerds.

But seeing and hearing Chris-chan, dear God that was hard to deal with...<ref><s>https://yuki.la/mlp/30721666</s></ref>}}

{{clear}}

Day 3 pictures of Chris confirm that he wore the same ripped pair of [[Chris and fashion|leggings]] for three consecutive days. Based on his lack of basic hygiene habits, it can be assumed that they were not washed for the entire weekend.

After the con, Chris drove back to Virginia, car-pooling with Magi-Chan.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Back from BronyCon, carpooling with Magi-Chan]]</ref>

{{quotebox|On our way back home; Son-Chu, Magi-Chan and I. #BronyCon2017 was Awesome! See y'all next year (or sooner). 😉 ⚡️💖💖💖⚡️ }}

===Videos===
Chris was recorded asking a [[Chris and oration|difficult-to-understand]] question about ad-libbing at the aforementioned panel, but not before greeting them in a jarringly high-pitched voice. He later shared the video on [[Facebook]], with the caption "So cute! :)". {{Infobox/video
| name = CWC at Bronycon 2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YbJcaesnQ30}}
| Stardate = 13 August 2017
| Maker = BB Rocket
| Subject =
| previous = [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|Dancing with Magi-Chan]]
| next =
}}
'''Chris:''' [''extremely high pitched voice''] Hi again!

'''Panel:''' Hello. Hello.

'''Chris:''' [''creepy laugh''] Ohhhh. But in the ad-libbing talk, ya'll did answer one of my questions, starting with: Y'know, "I like kites," from that episode of ''My Little Pony''.<ref>Editor's note: This is presumably a reference to [https://youtu.be/0JK-Xims7F0 this clip from the show], which also suggests that Kelly Sheridan was in the panel.</ref> I did see ad-lib and [unintelligible] so [mumbles]. Um, what ideal ad-lib would you like to contribute eventually in any show, including My Little Pony, and uh, which ones have you done so far are your personal favorite? Not counting "''I like kites''". [''laughs'']

'''Panel:''' Is that a question for all of us?

The panel's response to Chris is as below:

{{Deletedvideo}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan at Bronycon 2017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dKDEI7CJ-2I}}
| Stardate = 16 August 2017
| Maker = The Last Tendie
| Subject =
| next = [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]
}}

[''Continuation of Chris's question from previous video'']

'''Panel:''' Is that a question for all of us?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Panel:''' Okay.

Ad libs? Well, the whole thing with ad libs is it's kind of hard to pre-plan an ad lib because that's the nature of it, is to just kind of make it up on the spot. Kind of as you're saying the lines. So, uh, I mean I guess I'd want to say one that was popular, maybe. I feel like an ad lib for Tho- I don't know if there's Thorax ad libs, but for Vinny I had a lot of ad libs in Littlest Pet Shops, uh, he did [''character voice''] "Uhhhhh, I don't know!" He had lots of weird ad libs.

Normally, we don't get- We're not allowed to ad lib. Whatever is written, uh, in the script is pretty much what we have to say, so, unless you're coughing or laughing or [unintelligible], it stays. It's really standard not to do that. But if I were to pick something I would say, I would love to ad lib more Spike in his sleep. Sleep talking.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Chris at the Holiday Inn Express.jpg| Chris fueling up before the con at the Holiday Inn Express.
File:BronyCon-d3-r1.jpg
File:BronyCon-d3-r2.jpg
File:Chris on a bus.jpg| Chris, presumably carpooling to the con.
File:Bronycon 2017 Panel.jpg|The panel Chris visited his final day at Bronycon.
File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg| A head-to-toe view of Chris's Day 3 outfit.
File:Spike in a Pikachu costume.jpg| The second drawing of Spike in a Pikachu costume. This one's only nominally less [[Chris and art|disturbing]] than the first.
‎File:Fluffle Love.jpg| "Lots of Fluffle Love. :)"
File:Chris looking uncomfortable with unknown man.jpg| Looking uncomfortable with a fan.
File:Chris dabbing.jpg| Chris performing the dab to attract a potential sweetheart. Pictured with [[Clare Porter]].
File:CWCmobile.jpg|[[Son-Chu]] 3.0 crossing the Virginia state line, on its way back to the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]].
File:MergeComic6.jpg|Chris's drawing of his dance with Magi-Chan ([[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]])
</gallery></center>

==Souvenirs and autographs==

After the around three-hour drive back to [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris shared images on Facebook, showing pieces of merchandise he purchased along with some new drawings he made. Some of these were autographed by other visitors to the convention, notably several [[My Little Pony voice actresses]]:

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|[[File:Signed Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
|Chris had Cathy Weseluck, the voice actress for Spike the Dragon, autograph his "personal copy of Sonichu #0".
|Cathy Weseluck autographed my personal copy of Sonichu #0, she remembered my name, and me kindly when I greeted her again. She is super wise, and left such an inspirational impression on me! Thank You, Cathy.
|-
|[[File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|150px]]
|Kelly Sheridan, voice of Starlight Glimmer, signed one of Chris's drawings.
|Kelly Sheridan; I was looking forward to meet her so much. She even loved my Night Star bringing up Schultz's Kite-Eating Tree. She even related to me with how I was being trolled and bullied, with such a quote that will be in my memory forever. With that many trolls, and fans, "You have made it." As in how successful I have become. Thank You, Kelly.
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|[[File:CMC Drawing.jpg|150px]]
|Claire Corlett, Michelle Creber, Madeleine Peters, and Brynna Drummond all "read" about Chris's "many talents" and signed his [[Chris and ego|ego-stroking]] drawing for him.
|Awesome Bonus, All of the CMC actresses were there, I was inspired to draw and write Night Star putting forward a question to really test the four of them on how to figure out the extensive meaning behind a single Cutie Mark that defines ALL of your multiple talents. They each loved and agreed on how I imagined their respective CMC responded. Not to mention more lasting impressions upon me and each of them. Thank You, Maddy! Thank You, Brynna! Thank You, Michelle! Thank You, Claire! To each of all of you, I want to say that You Are Awesome! 🌸🌸💖💖💖💖🌸
|-
|[[File:Signed BC Picture.jpg|150px]]
|Daniel Ingram's autograph on a picture of two ponies.
|And let's Not forget the Music from the show and the movies and special shorts. In General, minus Heavy Metal, music moves me, and to me, there are certain ones that send a Shiver of Happiness, Literally, throughout my whole body! To name a few, Sonic CD's "Sonic Boom", "Watashitachi Ni Naritakute", the Sailor Stars Theme Song, and even a number of Daniel Ingram's songs make me feel that musical joy. Between the Cafeteria Song, Shine Like Rainbows, even the Rainboom's Half of the Battle Song between the Dazzlings and Rainbooms. And even just Now, in the New Episode of MLP I finally watched today, I related to this episode, in short: Matched My Surprise and initial inability to cope with suddenly being That Famous, and being harassed/trolled when not used to or ready for that. And, YES, even in my Sonichu Books, like the Leasons, I never said I was as Super Powerful Perfect, I had my flaws, and they were written and drawn in ink. I, too, was and still am a Work In Progress. Daniel, Thank You for producing the Most Tracks that can fill me with the Positivity I can feel to further empower myself emotionally and mentally. And, just to repeat, Let Vinyl Scratch Speak, Soon, Please! 🎵⚡️🌸🌸⚡️
|-
|[[File:Vinyl Scratch Figure.jpg|150px]]
|He wanted Nowacking to autograph his Vinyl Scratch figure, but didn't meet her. Nowacking would later block Chris on Twitter.
|Also, and I Wish I knew sooner, Nowacking, and Doctor Wolf; I am a huge fan of them both; they were there too! I would have loved to not only Selfies with them, and Nowacking autographing my Minis Vinyl Scratch's skirt, but also a little chat, to share a positive memory with them. An intelligent chat with Doctor Wolf, singing in an impression of her "All About That Bass". I would have visited their panels, if I knew with a better highlight of those respective ones from the schedule. Then, I take a deep breath, mindfully meditate, and remind myself that I can reach out to them online, and that there's always next year.
|-
|[[File:BC fb haul 1.JPG|150px]]
|Finally, FluffyMixer signed Chris's bag with mysterious brown stains.
|Oops, I forgot one. FluffleMixer, of the Fluffle Puff series on YouTube, singed the bag that came with my Fluffle Puff plush. Thank You! 😊
|}
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==Aftermath==
Chris described his enjoyment of the event:

{{quotebox|And, once again, I had an Awesome Time throughout the weekend! What really made it for me was being able to actually shine as the actual kind and open-hearted person that I was, and still am, to a LOT of people, who already knew me, and those just getting acquainted, and those who now I would delight in further communications now and then or so. And all of the Kindness and Heartfelt, Honest Love I have found, enjoyed, and will always treasure in my heart forever; the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life.

And to All of You who found me and shared at least a joyful greeting, Thank You All! I Love You All! And I truly mean that from the bottom and fullness of my smiling heart and soul, and I Loved making Each and Every one of you Smile too.

🌈🎵⚡️🖍📝🌸💖😊💖🌸📝🖍⚡️🎵}}

Although not without some muscle soreness from hauling his Sonichu crap, souvenirs and fat gut everywhere.

{{quotebox|I will say the enduring price I had to pay for the weekend, and to match tie Grand Galloping Gala's Dress Code; pinched toes and hurt heels And my calves still hurt from the weight of carrying my Sonichu books; next year, a backpack on wheels, and try for a size 7 slipper. Everything Positive still worth all that endurance on my part. Earned my enjoyable weekend more ways than one. 😊 I'm alive and okay; I will recover quick like normal.}}

Chris would go on to attend [[BronyCon 2018|the following BronyCon]].

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BronyCon

2026-06-02T14:12:35Z

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'''BronyCon''' was a yearly [[convention]] held by [[bronies]], adult fans of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'', each summer from [[2011]] to [[2019]]. It was held annually at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland, beginning in [[2013]].

Chris only began attending the conventions in [[2017]] as his interest in the children's cartoon deepened. He would continue to attend annually until ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' ended its nine-year run in 2019 (despite Chris's protests).<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Spreads a Message from MLP Characters to Boycott the Upcoming Show]]</ref>

In total, Chris attended three BronyCons:
*[[BronyCon 2017]]
*[[BronyCon 2018]]
*[[BronyCon 2019]]

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Chris and hygiene]]
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BronyCon

2026-06-02T14:11:35Z

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BronyCon 2018

2026-06-02T14:06:44Z

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{{quote|I got to meet and share a kind moment with the YT Celebs this year; they all remember, and a bunch of them knew me already, so it was kind of a Peer Celeb meet and greet. I was fan girl, I admit, when I met them this year.|Chris reflects on BronyCon 2018}}
[[File:BronyCon2018Ingridpanel.jpg|thumb|right|400px|'''''Where's [[Chris and Spanish|Ricardo]]?''''']]
'''[[BronyCon]] 2018''' was the penultimate iteration of the annual convention for fans of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''. The [[2018]] convention took place between 27 and 29 [[July 2018]], once again at the Baltimore Convention Center.

Chris's visit to BronyCon was a remarkable contrast to the [[TooManyGames|TooManyGames incident]], [[June 2018|one month prior]]. It is notable to mention that Chris received significant attention from his female fans, including one cosplayer, who attended several events with him.

==Funding==
Chris had a difficult time with the funding for the 2018 trip, due to being conned out of [[money]] by the [[Idea Guys]].<ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> Chris eventually scrounged up enough money to afford the trip from [[eBay]] sales and donations.

The first of the donations came on 17 [[April 2018]]. Following a bout of Chris's begging over Twitter and in [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]], [[Enablers#Financial enablers|Jack Z]] gave Chris $1,200 in the hopes that Chris would attend BronyCon and hang out with Jack and be interviewed for his YouTube channel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/</ref> Chris then spent $250 on registration for a Bronze plan – confirmed by "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" appearing on the Sponsor section of BronyCon's website, as that is a perk of the Bronze plan.<ref name=bronyconreg></ref>

However, Chris was still in financial distress. On 10 May 2018, Chris had a meltdown over Twitter, in part due to people pointing out the [[Financhu Crisis|issues with his finances]]:<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Meltdown on Twitter]]</ref>

{{quote|YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO TO BRONYCON! FUCK YOU! I TOOK CARE OF MY BILLS AND EVERYTHING WAS TAKEN FROM ME! FUCKING EVERYTHING!}}

On 18 May, Chris requested free admission from BronyCon, on the grounds that "[[Ego|y'all know who I am]]" and that he was having extreme financial difficulties.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025122748/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997581679521812480</ref> A fan pointed out that BronyCon offered a three-day pass for only $65, but Chris hesitated, saying he wanted a higher tier pass for getting autographs.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025121703/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997596539714392064</ref> ''Note: The higher tier passes only grant priority in line''.<ref name=bronyconreg>http://archive.is/0EGot</ref>

The next day, a fan suggested that Chris use BronyCon as an opportunity to make some money by selling at the Artist Alley, but Chris rejected the idea, saying he wants to "experience the whole BronyCon, and I cannot do that from Sitting in ONE spot in the marketplace".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025122307/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997794676395700224</ref> Chris then tried asking BronyCon for a free upgrade from the Bronze pass he had paid for weeks ago to a Diamond pass valued at $2,000, again receiving no response.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025122754/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997915157442547715</ref>

Strong ebay sales during the summer pulled him back from the brink of financial ruin in time for BronyCon.

Nine days before the convention, Chris had another obstacle to overcome, explaining in [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] that [[Son-Chu]] was in bad shape and needed $850 for repairs. Luckily for him, [[Danielle Stone]] hatched a scheme to become his sweetheart, which involved giving him $1,000 to get his attention. Chris simply friendzoned Stone and used the money for his car repair. As the repairs would not be done in time, Chris instead opted to borrow [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s car instead, which she allowed after Chris promised to get new tires and a full oil change for it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nulls-gambit.45655/page-11#post-3598032</ref>

==Day 0==
{{quotebox|This Year’s BronyCon is sponsored in part by the Nation of Cwcville, and the Sonichus and Rosechus. ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris strokes his ego on Twitter.}}

Chris arrived in Baltimore on 26 July, the day before the con. He picked up his badge and ate dinner with Jai Heart – a fan. During the ride, Chris had a squeegee man wash his windshield, as captured in [[Chris Chan Boasting About Celebrity Status]].

<center><gallery>
File:CWC BronyCon 2018 Day 0 reg1.jpg|Chris's registration badge.
File:CWC BronyCon 2018 Day 0 reg2.jpg|Showing off his Sponsor status and sporting a drawing he had commissioned weeks before of [[Night Star]] kissing [[Kun T’Nyuget]].
File:CWC and TangerinePone BronyCon 2018.jpg|"Eating out with my new friend @CWCSonichu"
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==Day 1==
===Good Morning, Baltimare===
On the morning of the con, Chris posted a video to Twitter, where he announced his appearance, showed off his cosplay and explained his options for meetups and autographs.

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{{quote|Don’t harass me or anything. Be kind. Follow the rules! Okay?|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris, who had unconsensually kissed fans]] at [[TooManyGames]] only a month earlier<ref>[[TooManyGames#Kissing_fans]]</ref>}}

'''Chris:''' [''imitates OG''] Wassup, my [''unintelligble''], my bronies and pegasister peeps! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from Baltimare, Maryland and I gotten my ears and horn from last year. All I need is a pair of wings. I’ll get a pair in a little while. [''unintelligible mumbling like a Japanese schoolgirl'']. Ah, I’m gonna be around, around the BronyCon. And [''holds up convention pass''] like I said: [''deep, smug voice''] I sponsored it. I sponsored it! [''deep, smug laugh'']. [''holds up his multitude of badges''] And I got this, and for that. [''unintelligible''] ...this! [''holds up autograph book''] ...From last year! Hmm! [''unintelligible''] And... [''holds up Green Card''] it’s a green!<ref>According to the [https://archive.bronycon.org/2018/about/policies/color-communication-cards/index.html convention's website], the color of the card denotes approachability.</ref> So... Come say hi! Selfies, hugs... Little chat – free. Just, you know... Don’t harass me or anything. Be kind. Follow the rules! Okay? I’m certainly going to follow the rules. I learned my lesson from [[TooManyGames|past experiences]] that I’m not going to go into liberty and talk about. But, where am I gonna be? Where I’m gonna be? I’ll be around. I’ll be around. [‘’places finger on lip’’] Shh. [''childish voice''] You don’t know where I’ll be. I’m not putting any details online but I have on this. [''unintelligible'']. I looked through the schedule. And I picked the events I liked. Just like I’m sure everyone of y’all did same. So, enjoy BronyCon, and... See you around.

===Waiting for Tabitha===
Later that day, Chris attended a signing event, featuring voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]].<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1022886011586732033</ref> As he waited in line, he uploaded a video. Once they met, they shared a photo together and had "lovely chat."<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris meets Tabitha St. Germain]]</ref> Whether Chris appealed for [[HarassCWCdirectly#Aftermath|Tabitha to unblock him following last year's Twitter events]] remains unknown.

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'''Chris:''' Hey, everybody. Christine Chandler coming to you live from BronyCon. And right now, I’m waiting in line to get Tabitha St. Germain’s autograph. So, nobody interrupt me there! And... my feet gave out, so I’m standing on my knees. Huh. I did get a few good selec–a few good pictures here and there of my fa–meet and greets of my fans. And also, I enjoyed uhh... ObabScribbler’s ''Analysing YouTube'' panel and [''unintelligible''] get to meet her. But, she knew–she recognized me and she gave me a hug off the bat. And–that was good. And I also met her fiancé, Reverb Brony. That was awesome [''thumbs up'']. [''peace sign''] So, anyway... That’s my story right now. Hmm. Check in again later!

===Gallery===
At the convention, Chris posed for photos with fans. It is worth noting that Chris ensured his [[Night Star]] plushy from [[ChuuChuuRocket]] was always in the shot. Like 2017, users of /mlp/ once again posted their photos of Chris.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32696878</ref>

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File:BronyCon2018fan.jpg|With a fan
File:BronyCon2018fan2.jpg
File:BronyCon2018fan3.jpg
File:BronyCon2018Stall2.jpg|Captured by a table holder
File:BronyCon2018Galpal.jpg|With a Twitter [[gal pal]]
File:BronyCon2018spotted.jpg|Spotted
File:ChrisTabitha.jpg|Chris meets [[Tabitha St. Germain]]
File:BronyCon 2018 - Chris and female fan selfie 30 July 2018.jpeg
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==Day 2==
According to a Twitter user who attended a same panel as Chris, Chris engaged with a voice actor, regarding "sister dimensions".<ref>https://twitter.com/SandalwoodRK/status/1023349071317221377</ref> He also attended the ''Stepping Stones'' panel with voice actor, Ingrid Nilson.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Stepping Stones panel]]</ref>

===Mad Munchkin Panel===
Chris was present at ''The Importance of Staying Creative'' – a panel hosted by [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analyst]], Mad Munchkin. Chris can be seen in the audience towards the front, by the left of the aisle:

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In a vlog by [[DRWolf]], Chris appears at the 3:06 mark (also from the ''Importance...'' panel):

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Chris tweeted about enjoying panels and the convention so far:

{{quotebox|I enjoyed Mad Munchkin’s Creativity Panel, and I enjoyed the TF2 Analytic Panel. I have a poster for Ingrid to sign; the Convention is Awesome.}}

===Nowacking rejection===
Not long after the aforementioned tweet, Chris posted again:
[[File:NowackingTweet.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris attached this image to his rant.]]
{{quotebox|Okay, Venting Time}}

{{quotebox|HE Pushed Me Away, and I had a drawing and a present. He remembered Blocking me on Twitter, like, MONTHS Ago! What is HIS Problem with me NOWADAYS?! He closed himself off from me; did not even stop to tell me why. I Feel Devastated! I Feel Upset! Tears are Welling a Bit. Why? 😧}}

{{quotebox|Awesome and Inspirational as he is, He Can be a Dick, apparently. Who Knew? I guess it is the Aloof, Cold Dude in him.}}

Chris deleted the last tweet moments later.

Fans deduced that Chris was referring to [[Nowacking]], who identifies as a [[transgender]] male, had a panel occurring at the time of Chris's post, and voices the character Chris attached as images.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-17#post-3607785</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-17#post-3607830</ref> In August 2017, Nowacking blocked Chris twice on Twitter due to [[August 2017 tweets#Relationships and online dating|Chris replying to every single tweet he made in a short space of time and the subsequent ween harassment]]; thus, he would have sufficient reason to turn down Chris.

Jai Heart, who dined with Chris on Friday, posted his account on the Farms:
{{quoteboxyellow|I personally don't want to name the VA, but they're a fandom voice actor who is transitioning FtM. These were the gifts that Chris intended to give him:

[[File:BronyConNowacking1.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConNowacking2.jpg|200px]]

I met Chris again in the vendor hall, and she told me what happened. This was minutes before the tweets. She gave me those two gifts and suggested I give them to the VA because he might accept it from me. She seemed to be in a hurry because she rushed off.

After the tweets, I told Chris in private that I won't be giving the gifts to the VA, and suggested he delete the tweets and maybe write an apology, because this could give people a legitimate report about Chris. I'm currently trying to get the gifts back to her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-25#post-3610318</ref>}}

Jai's post gave solid confirmation that Nowacking was the subject of Chris's upset tweets, and the pony featured in the drawing with Night Star matched Nowacking's OC.<ref>https://www.deviantart.com/wyntercreations/art/Nowacking-OC-Request-330440591</ref> Chris [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|later confirmed that it was Nowacking who turned him down]].

Chris had expressed hardships in affording to attend BronyCon 2018, yet he did not hesitate to [[Financhu Crisis#Chris's frivolous spending during the crisis|purchase a sizeable Hasbro figurine]] for someone who likely receives fan gifts often. Chris's attempt at gifting a drawing to reconnect with a person who blocked him echoes the "[[DoopieDoOver#NightStar2891|apology piece]]" during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] — both attempts achieving similar outcomes.

===Riffing Rainbow Panel===
Chris participated in the ''Riffing Rainbow'' panel, which allowed audience members to come up to the stage and read terrible fan fiction for a prize. If the contestant did not correctly pronounce a syllable (as per the script exactly) the contestant would lose. Chris first appears at 0:41 mark and is the second contestant at 5:25. Briefly taking the top spot, he roleplays as a host while other contestants take part.

Ultimately, the winner greatly outperformed Chris to win a Blu-ray of ''Paul Blart: [[Jerkops|Mall Cop]]''. Worth it, right?

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An alternative angle was also filmed:
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[[File:BronyCon18Day2-5.jpg|thumb|right|300px|At the ''Riffing Rainbow'' panel.]]

'''Transcript starts at 5:25'''

'''RiffPonies member:''' Okay. So next up–I'm actually a big of you. I follow you on all [''unintelligible''].

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''RiffPonies member:''' Come on up. So. Let's see, where did we leave off? It was "commed."

'''Chris:''' Commed.

'''RiffPonies member:''' Commed.

'''Chris:''' [[Random-access humor|I'll be sure to leave a ''comment'' on that commed]].

'''5:42-5:48''' Chris is directed to the script and is given the microphone.

'''Chris:''' Mmmkay. And [[Chris and his Ego|just so everybody knows]]: I’m Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. I am the creator Sonichu and Rosechu and the Nation of CWCville. So, let’s do this bad fan fiction.

[''Scattered applause'']

'''5:53-6:03''' The cameraman realizes he's recording someone unique, so he gets up and faces the main camera towards Chris.

[''Chris pauses until the current first place winner points to Chris's script'']

'''Chris:''' And Spike commed over to her.

"What do you want Twilight?" Sp–Spike said.

And Twilight said, "I need you to get me the book of magic. Okay, Spike?"

–Said, "I will get it for you."

And he went over to the bookshelf to get the book for Twilight Sparkle. It was a dusty book, and Spike almost sneezed, but he didn’t. He gave the book to Twilight and she said, "Thank you, Spike. Go away now."

[''audience laughs'']

'''Chris:''' And Spike said, "Okay. I will go away."

And he slidded away like a dragon.

Twil-Li-i-ight.

'''RiffPonies member:''' Good.

Chris: Open the book to chapter–

'''RiffPonies member:''' [''interrupts''] Ah!

[''Audience groans as Chris looks on with sheer disappointment'']

'''RiffPonies member:''' It is "pook."

'''Chris:''' Okay, you got me.

[''Applause'']

'''RiffPonies member:''' But that was a nice time! 47.6 seconds.

'''Chris:''' [''Falsetto''] Thank you! [''Bows slightly'']

'''7:11''' Chris at this point takes the top spot and sits next to one of the hosts.

'''Chris:''' [''to the audience''] All right! Number three, come on up!

'''11:31''' Chris is dethroned

'''Chris:''' [''to the host''] What's the time on that?

'''RiffPonies member:''' That was a minute, 18.49 seconds.

'''11:41''' Chris leaves the front.

'''21:52''' Chris is once again waiting in the line.

'''53:40''' By this time, the panel is selecting one more person to take part.

'''Chris:''' [''yells to stage''] Can I have a Round 2?

'''Panel:''' We unfortunately don't have anymore time.

'''53:46''' Chris returns to his seat.

'''1:00:46''' Chris shuffles to the stage to congratulate the winner.

===Gallery===
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File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|"Today I was lucky enough to get a photo taken by the creator of Sonichu , @CWCSonichu ! I wanted to surprise them with a cosplay of their very own comic character!"
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File:BronyCon 2018 - Chris and fan "reunited" 28 July 2018.jpeg
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File:BronyCon 2018 - Chris and fan 28 July 2018.jpeg
File:BronyCon18Day2-4.jpg|Taken "around 10 pm", according to the author<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-22#post-3609383</ref>
File:BronyconPic932.png
File:BronyConMadMunchkin.jpg|At the Mad Munchkin Panel, as screenshotted by Chris.
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==Day 3==
On the final day of the convention, Chris attended screenwriter M. A. Larson's panel with his new gal pal.<ref>https://twitter.com/KrazyKariana/status/1023590919876927489</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:BronyCon18Day3-1.jpg|At the M. A. Larson panel
</gallery></center>

==Unknown date==
<center><gallery>
File:NightStarPlush.jpg|Close-up of Chris's Night Star plush
File:Chris at Fells Point City Pier.jpg|Dabbing
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==Aftermath==
{{main|Waiting for the tow truck}}
[[File:BronyConSponsor.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris's name in the booklet as a sponsor. Yes, he did graffiti the booklet to highlight his name.]]
After BronyCon, Chris became an [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|avid follower of Mad Munchkin on Twitter]] – his obsession going as far as devising a genderswap counterpart to Munchkin's OC named [[A little bit of Gary Stu|Gary Stu]].<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Eye of the Beholder]]</ref> In [[January 2019]], following a combination of Chris's usual online behavior and excessive ween activity, Munchkin, among several other Brony analysts, blocked Chris on Twitter, paving the way for the [[TF2 Analysis|Twitter block saga]].

Chris also started following [[DRWolf]], whose aforementioned convention vlog featured Chris in the Munchkin audience. Chris adapted Wolf's fursona into a [[Sonichu Special 6|''Sonichu'' short]], as well as an [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|unexpected Lego parody]]. Both media dealt with the mass Twitter block of January 2019.

Chris would be seen the next year at the final [[BronyCon 2019]].

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[BronyBabes]]
*[[BronyCon 2018 gift comics]]
*[[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9'']]
*[[TF2 Analysis]]

==References==
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[[Category:Conventions]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

BronyCon 2018

2026-06-02T14:05:39Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{quote|I got to meet and share a kind moment with the YT Celebs this year; they all remember, and a bunch of them knew me already, so it was kind of a Peer Celeb meet and greet. I was fan girl, I admit, when I met them this year.|Chris reflects on BronyCon 2018}}
[[File:BronyCon2018Ingridpanel.jpg|thumb|right|400px|'''''Where's [[Chris and Spanish|Ricardo]]?''''']]
'''BronyCon 2018''' was the penultimate iteration of the annual convention for fans of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''. The [[2018]] convention took place between 27 and 29 [[July 2018]], once again at the Baltimore Convention Center.

Chris's visit to BronyCon was a remarkable contrast to the [[TooManyGames|TooManyGames incident]], [[June 2018|one month prior]]. It is notable to mention that Chris received significant attention from his female fans, including one cosplayer, who attended several events with him.

==Funding==
Chris had a difficult time with the funding for the 2018 trip, due to being conned out of [[money]] by the [[Idea Guys]].<ref>[[The Chris-Chan Extortionists]]</ref> Chris eventually scrounged up enough money to afford the trip from [[eBay]] sales and donations.

The first of the donations came on 17 [[April 2018]]. Following a bout of Chris's begging over Twitter and in [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]], [[Enablers#Financial enablers|Jack Z]] gave Chris $1,200 in the hopes that Chris would attend BronyCon and hang out with Jack and be interviewed for his YouTube channel.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/</ref> Chris then spent $250 on registration for a Bronze plan – confirmed by "Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu" appearing on the Sponsor section of BronyCon's website, as that is a perk of the Bronze plan.<ref name=bronyconreg></ref>

However, Chris was still in financial distress. On 10 May 2018, Chris had a meltdown over Twitter, in part due to people pointing out the [[Financhu Crisis|issues with his finances]]:<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Meltdown on Twitter]]</ref>

{{quote|YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO TO BRONYCON! FUCK YOU! I TOOK CARE OF MY BILLS AND EVERYTHING WAS TAKEN FROM ME! FUCKING EVERYTHING!}}

On 18 May, Chris requested free admission from BronyCon, on the grounds that "[[Ego|y'all know who I am]]" and that he was having extreme financial difficulties.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025122748/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997581679521812480</ref> A fan pointed out that BronyCon offered a three-day pass for only $65, but Chris hesitated, saying he wanted a higher tier pass for getting autographs.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025121703/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997596539714392064</ref> ''Note: The higher tier passes only grant priority in line''.<ref name=bronyconreg>http://archive.is/0EGot</ref>

The next day, a fan suggested that Chris use BronyCon as an opportunity to make some money by selling at the Artist Alley, but Chris rejected the idea, saying he wants to "experience the whole BronyCon, and I cannot do that from Sitting in ONE spot in the marketplace".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025122307/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997794676395700224</ref> Chris then tried asking BronyCon for a free upgrade from the Bronze pass he had paid for weeks ago to a Diamond pass valued at $2,000, again receiving no response.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191025122754/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/997915157442547715</ref>

Strong ebay sales during the summer pulled him back from the brink of financial ruin in time for BronyCon.

Nine days before the convention, Chris had another obstacle to overcome, explaining in [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] that [[Son-Chu]] was in bad shape and needed $850 for repairs. Luckily for him, [[Danielle Stone]] hatched a scheme to become his sweetheart, which involved giving him $1,000 to get his attention. Chris simply friendzoned Stone and used the money for his car repair. As the repairs would not be done in time, Chris instead opted to borrow [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s car instead, which she allowed after Chris promised to get new tires and a full oil change for it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nulls-gambit.45655/page-11#post-3598032</ref>

==Day 0==
{{quotebox|This Year’s BronyCon is sponsored in part by the Nation of Cwcville, and the Sonichus and Rosechus. ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris strokes his ego on Twitter.}}

Chris arrived in Baltimore on 26 July, the day before the con. He picked up his badge and ate dinner with Jai Heart – a fan. During the ride, Chris had a squeegee man wash his windshield, as captured in [[Chris Chan Boasting About Celebrity Status]].

<center><gallery>
File:CWC BronyCon 2018 Day 0 reg1.jpg|Chris's registration badge.
File:CWC BronyCon 2018 Day 0 reg2.jpg|Showing off his Sponsor status and sporting a drawing he had commissioned weeks before of [[Night Star]] kissing [[Kun T’Nyuget]].
File:CWC and TangerinePone BronyCon 2018.jpg|"Eating out with my new friend @CWCSonichu"
</gallery></center>

==Day 1==
===Good Morning, Baltimare===
On the morning of the con, Chris posted a video to Twitter, where he announced his appearance, showed off his cosplay and explained his options for meetups and autographs.

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{{quote|Don’t harass me or anything. Be kind. Follow the rules! Okay?|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris, who had unconsensually kissed fans]] at [[TooManyGames]] only a month earlier<ref>[[TooManyGames#Kissing_fans]]</ref>}}

'''Chris:''' [''imitates OG''] Wassup, my [''unintelligble''], my bronies and pegasister peeps! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from Baltimare, Maryland and I gotten my ears and horn from last year. All I need is a pair of wings. I’ll get a pair in a little while. [''unintelligible mumbling like a Japanese schoolgirl'']. Ah, I’m gonna be around, around the BronyCon. And [''holds up convention pass''] like I said: [''deep, smug voice''] I sponsored it. I sponsored it! [''deep, smug laugh'']. [''holds up his multitude of badges''] And I got this, and for that. [''unintelligible''] ...this! [''holds up autograph book''] ...From last year! Hmm! [''unintelligible''] And... [''holds up Green Card''] it’s a green!<ref>According to the [https://archive.bronycon.org/2018/about/policies/color-communication-cards/index.html convention's website], the color of the card denotes approachability.</ref> So... Come say hi! Selfies, hugs... Little chat – free. Just, you know... Don’t harass me or anything. Be kind. Follow the rules! Okay? I’m certainly going to follow the rules. I learned my lesson from [[TooManyGames|past experiences]] that I’m not going to go into liberty and talk about. But, where am I gonna be? Where I’m gonna be? I’ll be around. I’ll be around. [‘’places finger on lip’’] Shh. [''childish voice''] You don’t know where I’ll be. I’m not putting any details online but I have on this. [''unintelligible'']. I looked through the schedule. And I picked the events I liked. Just like I’m sure everyone of y’all did same. So, enjoy BronyCon, and... See you around.

===Waiting for Tabitha===
Later that day, Chris attended a signing event, featuring voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]].<ref>https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/1022886011586732033</ref> As he waited in line, he uploaded a video. Once they met, they shared a photo together and had "lovely chat."<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris meets Tabitha St. Germain]]</ref> Whether Chris appealed for [[HarassCWCdirectly#Aftermath|Tabitha to unblock him following last year's Twitter events]] remains unknown.

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'''Chris:''' Hey, everybody. Christine Chandler coming to you live from BronyCon. And right now, I’m waiting in line to get Tabitha St. Germain’s autograph. So, nobody interrupt me there! And... my feet gave out, so I’m standing on my knees. Huh. I did get a few good selec–a few good pictures here and there of my fa–meet and greets of my fans. And also, I enjoyed uhh... ObabScribbler’s ''Analysing YouTube'' panel and [''unintelligible''] get to meet her. But, she knew–she recognized me and she gave me a hug off the bat. And–that was good. And I also met her fiancé, Reverb Brony. That was awesome [''thumbs up'']. [''peace sign''] So, anyway... That’s my story right now. Hmm. Check in again later!

===Gallery===
At the convention, Chris posed for photos with fans. It is worth noting that Chris ensured his [[Night Star]] plushy from [[ChuuChuuRocket]] was always in the shot. Like 2017, users of /mlp/ once again posted their photos of Chris.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32696878</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:BronyCon2018fan.jpg|With a fan
File:BronyCon2018fan2.jpg
File:BronyCon2018fan3.jpg
File:BronyCon2018Stall2.jpg|Captured by a table holder
File:BronyCon2018Galpal.jpg|With a Twitter [[gal pal]]
File:BronyCon2018spotted.jpg|Spotted
File:ChrisTabitha.jpg|Chris meets [[Tabitha St. Germain]]
File:BronyCon 2018 - Chris and female fan selfie 30 July 2018.jpeg
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==Day 2==
According to a Twitter user who attended a same panel as Chris, Chris engaged with a voice actor, regarding "sister dimensions".<ref>https://twitter.com/SandalwoodRK/status/1023349071317221377</ref> He also attended the ''Stepping Stones'' panel with voice actor, Ingrid Nilson.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#Stepping Stones panel]]</ref>

===Mad Munchkin Panel===
Chris was present at ''The Importance of Staying Creative'' – a panel hosted by [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analyst]], Mad Munchkin. Chris can be seen in the audience towards the front, by the left of the aisle:

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In a vlog by [[DRWolf]], Chris appears at the 3:06 mark (also from the ''Importance...'' panel):

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Chris tweeted about enjoying panels and the convention so far:

{{quotebox|I enjoyed Mad Munchkin’s Creativity Panel, and I enjoyed the TF2 Analytic Panel. I have a poster for Ingrid to sign; the Convention is Awesome.}}

===Nowacking rejection===
Not long after the aforementioned tweet, Chris posted again:
[[File:NowackingTweet.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris attached this image to his rant.]]
{{quotebox|Okay, Venting Time}}

{{quotebox|HE Pushed Me Away, and I had a drawing and a present. He remembered Blocking me on Twitter, like, MONTHS Ago! What is HIS Problem with me NOWADAYS?! He closed himself off from me; did not even stop to tell me why. I Feel Devastated! I Feel Upset! Tears are Welling a Bit. Why? 😧}}

{{quotebox|Awesome and Inspirational as he is, He Can be a Dick, apparently. Who Knew? I guess it is the Aloof, Cold Dude in him.}}

Chris deleted the last tweet moments later.

Fans deduced that Chris was referring to [[Nowacking]], who identifies as a [[transgender]] male, had a panel occurring at the time of Chris's post, and voices the character Chris attached as images.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-17#post-3607785</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-17#post-3607830</ref> In August 2017, Nowacking blocked Chris twice on Twitter due to [[August 2017 tweets#Relationships and online dating|Chris replying to every single tweet he made in a short space of time and the subsequent ween harassment]]; thus, he would have sufficient reason to turn down Chris.

Jai Heart, who dined with Chris on Friday, posted his account on the Farms:
{{quoteboxyellow|I personally don't want to name the VA, but they're a fandom voice actor who is transitioning FtM. These were the gifts that Chris intended to give him:

[[File:BronyConNowacking1.jpg|200px]][[File:BronyConNowacking2.jpg|200px]]

I met Chris again in the vendor hall, and she told me what happened. This was minutes before the tweets. She gave me those two gifts and suggested I give them to the VA because he might accept it from me. She seemed to be in a hurry because she rushed off.

After the tweets, I told Chris in private that I won't be giving the gifts to the VA, and suggested he delete the tweets and maybe write an apology, because this could give people a legitimate report about Chris. I'm currently trying to get the gifts back to her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-25#post-3610318</ref>}}

Jai's post gave solid confirmation that Nowacking was the subject of Chris's upset tweets, and the pony featured in the drawing with Night Star matched Nowacking's OC.<ref>https://www.deviantart.com/wyntercreations/art/Nowacking-OC-Request-330440591</ref> Chris [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|later confirmed that it was Nowacking who turned him down]].

Chris had expressed hardships in affording to attend BronyCon 2018, yet he did not hesitate to [[Financhu Crisis#Chris's frivolous spending during the crisis|purchase a sizeable Hasbro figurine]] for someone who likely receives fan gifts often. Chris's attempt at gifting a drawing to reconnect with a person who blocked him echoes the "[[DoopieDoOver#NightStar2891|apology piece]]" during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] — both attempts achieving similar outcomes.

===Riffing Rainbow Panel===
Chris participated in the ''Riffing Rainbow'' panel, which allowed audience members to come up to the stage and read terrible fan fiction for a prize. If the contestant did not correctly pronounce a syllable (as per the script exactly) the contestant would lose. Chris first appears at 0:41 mark and is the second contestant at 5:25. Briefly taking the top spot, he roleplays as a host while other contestants take part.

Ultimately, the winner greatly outperformed Chris to win a Blu-ray of ''Paul Blart: [[Jerkops|Mall Cop]]''. Worth it, right?

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An alternative angle was also filmed:
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[[File:BronyCon18Day2-5.jpg|thumb|right|300px|At the ''Riffing Rainbow'' panel.]]

'''Transcript starts at 5:25'''

'''RiffPonies member:''' Okay. So next up–I'm actually a big of you. I follow you on all [''unintelligible''].

'''Chris:''' Thank you.

'''RiffPonies member:''' Come on up. So. Let's see, where did we leave off? It was "commed."

'''Chris:''' Commed.

'''RiffPonies member:''' Commed.

'''Chris:''' [[Random-access humor|I'll be sure to leave a ''comment'' on that commed]].

'''5:42-5:48''' Chris is directed to the script and is given the microphone.

'''Chris:''' Mmmkay. And [[Chris and his Ego|just so everybody knows]]: I’m Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu. I am the creator Sonichu and Rosechu and the Nation of CWCville. So, let’s do this bad fan fiction.

[''Scattered applause'']

'''5:53-6:03''' The cameraman realizes he's recording someone unique, so he gets up and faces the main camera towards Chris.

[''Chris pauses until the current first place winner points to Chris's script'']

'''Chris:''' And Spike commed over to her.

"What do you want Twilight?" Sp–Spike said.

And Twilight said, "I need you to get me the book of magic. Okay, Spike?"

–Said, "I will get it for you."

And he went over to the bookshelf to get the book for Twilight Sparkle. It was a dusty book, and Spike almost sneezed, but he didn’t. He gave the book to Twilight and she said, "Thank you, Spike. Go away now."

[''audience laughs'']

'''Chris:''' And Spike said, "Okay. I will go away."

And he slidded away like a dragon.

Twil-Li-i-ight.

'''RiffPonies member:''' Good.

Chris: Open the book to chapter–

'''RiffPonies member:''' [''interrupts''] Ah!

[''Audience groans as Chris looks on with sheer disappointment'']

'''RiffPonies member:''' It is "pook."

'''Chris:''' Okay, you got me.

[''Applause'']

'''RiffPonies member:''' But that was a nice time! 47.6 seconds.

'''Chris:''' [''Falsetto''] Thank you! [''Bows slightly'']

'''7:11''' Chris at this point takes the top spot and sits next to one of the hosts.

'''Chris:''' [''to the audience''] All right! Number three, come on up!

'''11:31''' Chris is dethroned

'''Chris:''' [''to the host''] What's the time on that?

'''RiffPonies member:''' That was a minute, 18.49 seconds.

'''11:41''' Chris leaves the front.

'''21:52''' Chris is once again waiting in the line.

'''53:40''' By this time, the panel is selecting one more person to take part.

'''Chris:''' [''yells to stage''] Can I have a Round 2?

'''Panel:''' We unfortunately don't have anymore time.

'''53:46''' Chris returns to his seat.

'''1:00:46''' Chris shuffles to the stage to congratulate the winner.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|"Today I was lucky enough to get a photo taken by the creator of Sonichu , @CWCSonichu ! I wanted to surprise them with a cosplay of their very own comic character!"
File:BronyCon18Day2-1.jpg
File:BronyCon18Day2-2.jpg
File:BronyCon 2018 - Chris and fan "reunited" 28 July 2018.jpeg
File:BronyCon18Day2-3.jpg
File:BronyCon 2018 - Chris and fan 28 July 2018.jpeg
File:BronyCon18Day2-4.jpg|Taken "around 10 pm", according to the author<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bronycon-2018.45941/page-22#post-3609383</ref>
File:BronyconPic932.png
File:BronyConMadMunchkin.jpg|At the Mad Munchkin Panel, as screenshotted by Chris.
</gallery></center>

==Day 3==
On the final day of the convention, Chris attended screenwriter M. A. Larson's panel with his new gal pal.<ref>https://twitter.com/KrazyKariana/status/1023590919876927489</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:BronyCon18Day3-1.jpg|At the M. A. Larson panel
</gallery></center>

==Unknown date==
<center><gallery>
File:NightStarPlush.jpg|Close-up of Chris's Night Star plush
File:Chris at Fells Point City Pier.jpg|Dabbing
</gallery></center>

==Aftermath==
{{main|Waiting for the tow truck}}
[[File:BronyConSponsor.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris's name in the booklet as a sponsor. Yes, he did graffiti the booklet to highlight his name.]]
After BronyCon, Chris became an [[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts|avid follower of Mad Munchkin on Twitter]] – his obsession going as far as devising a genderswap counterpart to Munchkin's OC named [[A little bit of Gary Stu|Gary Stu]].<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Eye of the Beholder]]</ref> In [[January 2019]], following a combination of Chris's usual online behavior and excessive ween activity, Munchkin, among several other Brony analysts, blocked Chris on Twitter, paving the way for the [[TF2 Analysis|Twitter block saga]].

Chris also started following [[DRWolf]], whose aforementioned convention vlog featured Chris in the Munchkin audience. Chris adapted Wolf's fursona into a [[Sonichu Special 6|''Sonichu'' short]], as well as an [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|unexpected Lego parody]]. Both media dealt with the mass Twitter block of January 2019.

Chris would be seen the next year at the final [[BronyCon 2019]].

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[BronyBabes]]
*[[BronyCon 2018 gift comics]]
*[[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9'']]
*[[TF2 Analysis]]

==References==
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May 2026 social media posts

2026-06-02T11:00:11Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
File:C2 photo.jpg
File:C2 drawing.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==
22 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.
{{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}

==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==
22 May 
11:39 AM

Replying to the above post.

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
22 May 
12:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Memorial Day==
25 May 
3:46 PM

{{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@barackobama.bsky.social

[[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}

Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:

{{quotebox|@BarackObama}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated==
29 May 
11:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|An updated Review Video... Why? Why not? New short as well that goes with the flow of the original video and updated opening.⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#Transformers #Hasbro #GOBOTS</nowiki>

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]'']}}

==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==
29 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up

“If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]” 
[''two pictures'']}}
}}

==Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
29 May 
12:01 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 hours and 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|PARTY TIME!!! Come get away from your troubles during Crackder #64127's one party. Cheers!⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#Transformers #Hasbro #GOBOTS</nowiki>

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

[''links to [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']
}}

==[https://archive.fo/oWFWt Addressing the $SONICHU token]==
31 May 
6:54:36 PM (1:54:36 AM in [[Finland]])

Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. On this day, an exploit on Instagram became viral which allowed a password reset link to be sent to any email of choice by simply asking [[Facebook|Meta]] [[AI]] support. As a result, many people fell victim to having their accounts hijacked, including Chris. The following was posted to his account, and his account's bio was replaced to just a link.<ref>https://archive.fo/Z57jW</ref>

{{quotebox|A couple of things.

First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.

The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.

Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.

Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.

As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.

In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.

Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. 
[[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}
[[File:Chris hacked 31 May 2026.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|A monumental waste of potential.]]
{{quoteboxred|speaker=nastygnocchi|I didn’t even know I followed you. But I will not be purchasing}}

{{quotebox|@nastygnocchi you are going to hell}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lourdielou|Thank you Christine! I just put my partner and I's life savings and a second mortgage on the house to invest in this, god bless SONICHU}}

{{quotebox|@lourdielou god bless}}

Between 1:56 - 2:07 AM (8:56 - 9:07 AM in Finland), the post was finally removed, likely after Chris had slept through the entire night and discovered what had happened. He fixed his bio, making it the same as it was before the hijacking. The post had gotten over 2000 likes and lasted 7 hours before its deletion.<ref>https://archive.is/QvPFQ</ref> The artwork was an AI-modified version of a [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|drawing from September 2021]].

{{references}}
{{Social media}}

May 2026 social media posts

2026-06-02T10:58:58Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Memorial Day */

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
File:C2 photo.jpg
File:C2 drawing.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==
22 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.
{{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}

==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==
22 May 
11:39 AM

Replying to the above post.

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
22 May 
12:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Memorial Day==
25 May 
3:46 PM

{{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@barackobama.bsky.social

[[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}

Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:

{{quotebox|@BarackObama}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated==
29 May 
11:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|An updated Review Video... Why? Why not? New short as well that goes with the flow of the original video and updated opening.⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#Transformers #Hasbro #GOBOTS</nowiki>

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]'']}}

==Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
29 May 
12:01 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 hours and 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|PARTY TIME!!! Come get away from your troubles during Crackder #64127's one party. Cheers!⚡️💙⚡️

#Transformers #Hasbro #GOBOTS

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

[''links to [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']
}}

==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==
29 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up

“If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]” 
[''two pictures'']}}
}}

==[https://archive.fo/oWFWt Addressing the $SONICHU token]==
31 May 
6:54:36 PM (1:54:36 AM in [[Finland]])

Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. On this day, an exploit on Instagram became viral which allowed a password reset link to be sent to any email of choice by simply asking [[Facebook|Meta]] [[AI]] support. As a result, many people fell victim to having their accounts hijacked, including Chris. The following was posted to his account, and his account's bio was replaced to just a link.<ref>https://archive.fo/Z57jW</ref>

{{quotebox|A couple of things.

First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.

The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.

Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.

Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.

As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.

In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.

Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. 
[[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}
[[File:Chris hacked 31 May 2026.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|A monumental waste of potential.]]
{{quoteboxred|speaker=nastygnocchi|I didn’t even know I followed you. But I will not be purchasing}}

{{quotebox|@nastygnocchi you are going to hell}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lourdielou|Thank you Christine! I just put my partner and I's life savings and a second mortgage on the house to invest in this, god bless SONICHU}}

{{quotebox|@lourdielou god bless}}

Between 1:56 - 2:07 AM (8:56 - 9:07 AM in Finland), the post was finally removed, likely after Chris had slept through the entire night and discovered what had happened. He fixed his bio, making it the same as it was before the hijacking. The post had gotten over 2000 likes and lasted 7 hours before its deletion.<ref>https://archive.is/QvPFQ</ref> The artwork was an AI-modified version of a [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|drawing from September 2021]].

{{references}}
{{Social media}}

Talk:Chris and mental healthcare

2026-06-02T10:50:22Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* pvcc evals */

I thought the CWCki needed an article like this even though I didn't have a whole lot to contribute. Feel free to expand on it. [[User:Pugs Malone|Pugs Malone]] 19:22, 1 July 2009 (CEST)
*Oh Lord, this is going to be fun to watch. Everyone and their sister have their own theory about why Chris is fucked up, and whether or not he's really autistic, so let's hope this doesn't get ugly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:20, 1 July 2009 (CEST)
*I actually conceived this article as an examination of his experiences with psychologists and his current refusal to see one, but if it goes on another path, I'm not going to stop it. [[User:Pugs Malone|Pugs Malone]] 00:56, 2 July 2009 (CEST)

I added a piece about narcissism as I felt it was sorely missing on a wiki about a narcissistic manchild. Should it get its own article or is it fine the way it is or should it be deleted? Suggestions plz! --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 11:16, 3 July 2009 (CEST)

Added a few examples and a tidbit on his refusal to get treated. Some other issues that might bear fruit...
*How Chris's jealousy manifests as outright hatred. What symbolizes this best, in my opinion, is his Animal Crossing card for Wes Iseli, where he's drawn with little evil eyes, and the back describes how bad it is that he's Sarah's girlfriend and how much Chris doesn't like him.
*His problems with recognizing voices, faces, and everything else. Is that autism related, Asperger's related, or something else?
*His fear of effort. Likely not a literal fear, but Chris seems to despise putting any more effort into things than he absolutely has to. His art hasn't really improved, for instance, it just goes through different imitative styles. Not a mental illness, but a definite psychological problem.
Mind, practically ALL of Chris's problems are psychological in origin, so this page could get mighty bloated (and I might be forgetting about a few pages that cover some of these bits in greater detail). We might stick to covering genuine mental illnesses here as opposed to idiotic quirks, which would go on their own page (e.g. linking "jealousy" to Noviophobia--I think I'll do that right now, in fact). Also, HOLY SHIT practically everything on that narcissism website could apply to Chris. Except maybe the "intelligence" part. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 00:29, 4 July 2009 (CEST)
*It might be wise we stick to Chris's views on psychology and what ''he'' thinks is wrong with him, as opposed to what ''we'' think is wrong with him. Yes, I myself like e-diagnosing him but everyone has their own theory about why Chris is fucked up and all the possible explanations for why Chris is fucked up could fill volumes. The narcicism thing is very good, but now that I think about it, maybe not an appropriate place. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:05, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

* Thanks for the constructive criticism guys. I've been mulling over the narcissism for a while now and this seemed a fitting way of adding it. I have some personal and professional experience with mental illnesses (such as narcissism and autism) and it is one of the main reasons I find Chris so amusing. Champthom: I'll keep the essay on my user page for anyone interested or for future use. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 01:38, 4 July 2009 (CEST)
:*I'm really glad that essay got saved as a subpage on your account. It's great. :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:41, 4 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Enlightening, even. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 01:44, 4 July 2009 (CEST)

This should go with the rest of Chris and... series--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:08, 23 July 2009 (CEST)

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This might sound a little stupid, but there's a point in here: My mom is currently working on getting a masters degree in therapy and becoming an accredited therapist (A step or two below a shrink, a few steps higher than Rocky). I'm thinking about showing her a video or two of CWC's and seeing her reaction, would you guys be interested in this?

tl;dr - I know somebody actually remotely qualified and I'd like her to e-diagnose Chris. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 05:40, 27 August 2009 (CEST)

==Destubification==
Added some info about specific instances. I also don't think this really qualifies as a stub anymore, so it has been reclassified. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:52, 25 October 2009 (CET)

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Recently i've been thinking that maybe we could add a section of Sonichu(the comic) and Chris's psyche, both in what does the comic tells us about how his mind is working and how, unitentionally, his TRUE and HONEST sonichu's relate to how either he sees the world or how he perceives himself or wishes to (like for example, Sonichu represents who he wants to be, Rosechu how he sees woman or at least the perfect woman, Black sonichu at first represented his "dark side" etc.)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:You mean like a psychoanalysis of what the comic represents? Thats possible. Would take a little time though [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 10:09, 5 May 2010 (EST)

== Defense ==

The defensew mechanism section needs more BLUE :)
- Yeah it does. I was just prattling away and only thought about a couple links. Now that I read back on it, it could be blue-er. --[[User:SandwichSonichu|SandwichSonichu]] 12:17, 30 December 2011 (PST)
:* Is this section even necessary? I'm only asking because it seems to be a lot of conjecture and not really all that relevant... and not at all proven. There are a TON of mental and emotional disorders that Chris can fit when you look at event by event, though not always when you look at it throughout his life. He has autism; that plus a severe lack of parenting, cooping skills, therapy, and education will lead to what Chris is today... I don't think what Freud would say about Chris is really all that different than from what "normal" people would say: Chris is messed up. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:49, 30 December 2011 (PST)

== OCD ==

Each and every one of us e-psychiatrists has his own diagnosis for Chris and we can't all add our conjectures to the articles on the CWCki if we want it to retain its credibility. However, after reading [https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:cKuzmRFFMO4J:www.psychologytoday.com/files/attachments/72634/williamshocd2008.pdf+Homosexual+ocd&hl=en&gl=il&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESgoxTNeVF0-KTh5EBVxZnBUUGKftX6PhaG_VCxekNmegql4vutDIvOR-8VuaepGJuLer7dI2VBtp9TGJP-PYZpuKkhzhv4YfVd79TBKhdMstvi3gKicdRDm6Cq2rVBksNlgZOTM&sig=AHIEtbQpey5ajy_SZ0agzNUNsR8m4aygBA&pli=1 this] and [http://www.ocdonline.com/articlephillipson7.php this] I'm seriously thinking that Chris's fears of being/becoming a homosexual are not due to repressed same-sex attraction but are a manifestation of OCD. A lot of his acts which are usually interpreted as evidence for repressed homosexuality sound like symptoms of homosexual anxiety OCD: fear of the "tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path", strong aversion to everything with even a smack of homosexuality (including the word "gay"), staring at a Sailor Moon poster to stay straight, random images of penises entering his head...

I'm usually against having the CWCki ascribe to Chris any psychiatric diagnosis which weren't suggested by Chris himself or a professional who examined him... but this whole Homosexual OCD thing fits Chris to a T. Do you think this article (or alternatively the article on homosexuality) should have a section on the possibility of Chris having OCD or is it too speculative? - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 18:50, 31 December 2011 (PST)
:* I would like to point out that OCD is considered to be as much on the Autism Spectrum as Asperger's. Do what you will with that piece of knowledge. I know this because I have a family member with OCD and this is what multiple doctors have told us. When we asked if that meant he could have Autism, we were told that No, having OCD did not mean you were autistic, BUT a lot of autistics have symptoms related to OCD. So my take on this question is that Chris probably doesn't have OCD, but because he is autistic, he has OCD-like characteristics.... though to be fair, I should mention that the doctors said that autistics with OCD-like characteristics are usually on the end of the spectrum that doctors call "lower" functioning and "more severe"... Chris was, as far as we know, considered to be on the higher end of the spectrum of autism. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:21, 1 January 2012 (PST)

==Defense Mechanisms==

I'm kinda of against editors on this wiki acting as e-psychiatrists and diagnosing Chris with additional disorders beyond the ones he's been professionally diagnosed with (although as the above section shows I dabbled with this practice as well). The psychiatric reports we've obtained already show that Chris is not right in the head, I don't see why we need to engage in baseless speculations. For this reason I'm in favor of completely removing from this article the sections called "Defense Mechanisms". What are everyone's thoughts on this matter? Are there any objections to this move? - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 16:14, 22 February 2014 (UTC)
:Seeing that no one has came to defend the continuing inclusion of said section in the article, and seeing [[Talk:Chris and psychology#Defense|it has aroused opposition]] from other users in the past, I have decided to delete it. If any one disagrees with my decision they're free to discuss it here. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 13:38, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
::IMO educated guesses have a place in a complete biography. But Freudian theory is obsolete and certainly doesn't have a place in an article about scientific psychology, any more than a reading of Chris's astrological chart would. Can we maybe move the section to a new article, called [[Psychoanalysis of Chris]] or something like that? [[User:Promethean|Promethean]] ([[User talk:Promethean|talk]]) 02:43, 25 February 2014 (UTC)
:::I'll agree that educated guesses have a place on this wiki, but when it comes to Chris's psyche and mental health none of us can provide educated guesses, since no one here (at least as far as I know) is a psychiatrist/clinical psychologist. If anybody wants to provide his own analysis of Chris's mind, they are free to do so within their own user space. In fact, several users have [[User:Hayate666/narcissism|already]] [[User:Ronichu/Babble|done so]]. I don't see a need for these kind of speculations in this article or in a separate one. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 12:01, 25 February 2014 (UTC)
* For me, I don't think it's necessary for any armchair psychology stuff here. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 12:49, 25 February 2014 (UTC)
:::: @NegaCWC: Fine, but we at least need links to them, so people can find them. It's not enough to try to be Wikipedia, because there are no journals of Christory for Google Scholar to index. Should links from articles to user pages go under "See also" or "External links"? [[User:Promethean|Promethean]] ([[User talk:Promethean|talk]]) 16:07, 25 February 2014 (UTC)
* I think both are okay. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:59, 26 February 2014 (UTC)
** I'm not exactly sure to whom your post is directed, but if it was directed to Promethean than I also agree with the changes he made to this article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 18:49, 26 February 2014 (UTC)

==Other psychology principles==

Rather than focusing on the mental disorder aspects of psychology (i.e., e-psychologists), it may be interesting to look at Chris in terms of basic psychological principles. For example, moments in Chris's life that involve cognitive dissonance, fundamental attribution error, self-enhancement, or reconstructive memory could prove fruitful in terms of understanding him.

His inability to recognize himself in a mirror, other people, or to discern people from others (see Sarah and Britney Spear) could also indicate processes related to prosopagnosia. While I'm not suggesting that he has such a condition, it may be worth discussing his overall incompetence with facial recognition, a normal ability most people have. --[[Ungeziefer]] 14:20, 10 March 2015

== Move to "Chris and mental healthcare" ==

First of all, a lot of this article deals with psychiatry instead of psychology. Medications are definitely psychiatry and not psychology – and while the two professions fall under mental health, and have influenced each other, they developed separately.

It should also be "healthcare" and not "health" because the article only briefly touches upon Chris's mental state, plus we already have articles describing Chris's autism symptoms, egotism, dysphoria, coping skills, delusions, etc. in detail. Either that, or more of that information should be incorporated in this article. Abnormal psychology is literally what draws people to Chris. [[User:AAE|AAE]] ([[User talk:AAE|talk]]) 06:22, 14 July 2020 (UTC)

:Sounds good. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:29, 14 July 2020 (UTC)

== Moving History of Meds? ==

Should we move the History of Meds section to [[Chris and drugs]]? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:11, 14 November 2025 (EST)
:Yeah, I think so. [[User:Master|Master]] ([[User talk:Master|talk]]) 14:15, 14 November 2025 (EST)

== pvcc evals ==

This article claims "his evaluators repeatedly recommended further counseling and psychiatric treatment, but Chris and his parents refused", then it speculates about his parents having old-fashioned ideas about mental healthcare. But looking at the [[Autism papers]] page, I only see it mentioned that the parents were unsure because of insurance concerns. Are there any other sources to back up the article claims?[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:10, 1 June 2026 (EDT)
:Actually does anyone object to just deleting the entire opening section in "Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)". It's severely outdated and has too many errors in it, also goes into a weird tangent about trolls. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:50, 2 June 2026 (EDT)

Talk:Chris and mental healthcare

2026-06-01T23:10:41Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* pvcc evals */ new section

Autism papers

2026-06-01T22:57:06Z

Hurtful Truth Level: trimmed unnecessary parts

The '''autism papers''' are some of the most valued [[Relics of Fail|Holy Fails]], in which the exact nature of [[Chris]]'s psychiatric [[Chris and psychology|diagnosis]] is revealed by an objective source (as opposed to Chris's revisionist account of his life), and the extent of his [[autism]] is explained.

To date, only an intake survey from [[2004]] is available, resulting from Chris's mandated visit to a psychiatrist after flipping out while attending [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. His original, earlier papers, dating to when Chris was five or six years old, were locked away in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] filing cabinet. Ivy discovered that it is impossible for Chris to recover them himself, as Bob kept the keys on his person at all times. As a result of Bob's death, the keys are presumably in [[Barbara]]'s possession now.

Chris was scheduled to receive a new mental health evaluation between August and November 2021, as part of his [[Jail Saga|court hearings]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]]. The results of this, or if it has taken place at all, are currently unknown.

==Background==
In '''November 2009''', Solid Chris e-mailed [[Kacey]] these papers to show that he is a [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] autistic. Kacey shared these papers with her new husband, [[Liquid Chris]], who in turn distributed them online. The papers are presented here in their original form, edited only for wiki styling and linking.

A number of passages of this copy have been outlined in yellow highlighting marker. Most of them either describe Chris's search for a [[sweetheart]] (quite possibly the reason he claimed to be a "PAPER-CERTIFIED STRAIGHT MAN"<ref>[[It's UGH!#Altered description]]</ref>) or contain some of the evaluator's more favorable judgments of Chris's mental state. A few are passages that confirm the diagnosis of Chris's autism.

To date, this is the only independent, professional evaluation of Chris's condition available.

Several observers have pointed out that these documents seem to paint a surprisingly rosy picture of Chris's behavior and mental state. It helps to keep a few factors in mind, though:

* The survey took place in [[2004]] — at the time, Chris still attended school (at least until the suspension), went outside on a regular basis, was yet to be banned from his [[The GAMe PLACe|favorite hangout]], and received at least a modest amount of social interaction. He was probably in a genuinely better state of mind at the time of the exam, as opposed to Chris after years of isolation and staying indoors for days at a time.

* This survey also predates all of Chris's major run-ins with [[Chris and the law|the law]]. At the time, there was no strong evidence to suggest Chris had the potential for violent acts and merely came off as a socially awkward outcast.

* Despite being famous for his wild confrontations with authority, Chris is in fact extremely deferent in the face of authority figures so long as he doesn't think they're a hindrance to him (consider the opening moments of the [[Father Call]]).

* To the uninitiated, his [[Love Quest]] can come across as rather sweet in an idiotic way, the desperate actions of a socially awkward but basically sincere and harmless person – after all, the majority of people want love.

* The survey was based on a fairly brief encounter with Chris by a psych''iatr''ist. Deeper autism evaluations are generally the job of a clinical psych''olog''ist, and they can involve multiple lengthy sessions. The psychiatric diagnostic process is much quicker than the psychological process, relying more on simple checklists than a battery of tests.

* The mental status exam was cursory – full autism evaluations are usually conducted alongside thorough IQ tests, while Chris's evaluator used the much quicker Folstein test. Most people, even those with mental illnesses, can still get a perfect Folstein score.

==Intake Survey==
===Page 1===

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<center>'''OUTPATIENT PSYCHIATRIC SERVICES'''</center>
 Department of Psychiatric Medicine
 [[University of Virginia]] Health System

 Northridge Building, Suite 210, P. O. Box 801210
 [[Charlottesville]], Virginia 22908-1210
 (434) 243-4646; Fax (434) 243-4743

 Patient's Name: Christian Chandler
 UVA History #: 003 79 67
 Date of Birth: 02/24/[[1982|82]]
 Date of Intake: 11/05/[[2004|04]]
 [[Wikipedia:Residency (medicine)|Resident Physician]]: Jeff Raynor, M.D., Resident in Psychiatric Medicine
 Attending Physician: Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.

====IDENTIFYING STATEMENT:====

Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old SWM with a history of [[autism]], who was referred for psychiatric evaluation following his recent suspension from community college.

====HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS:====

Mr. Chandler says that since finishing high school and starting at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] in the year [[2000]], he has had an [[Love Quest|increasing interest]] in a [[Boyfriend-free girl|female companion]]. His attempts at this ultimately led to his suspension from college. His attempt took the form of a [[Attraction sign|sign]], which he placed next to himself while sitting in the lobby at Piedmont. The sign was a list of qualifications that a potential girlfriend would have. He said that he has been very frustrated by his inability to find a girlfriend and he suffers from "[[Noviophobia|novio phobia]]." This refers to his frustration that females often tell him that they already have a boyfriend. While he does have [[Chris and sex|physical attraction]] towards females, his primary frustration is with his lack of companionship. He had also carried his sign in the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. This unfortunately led to him being detained by [[Jerkop|the police]] and placed in handcuffs briefly, although he was not taken to jail.

During the interview, the patient provided the examiner with a number of examples of his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. Much of this artwork was centered on his interest in a video game, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], as well as [[Pokémon|Pokeman [''sic'']]] cartoon characters.

The patient's parents provided additional historical information and documentation as to the reasons for his suspension from PVCC. According to his parents, there have been a number of incidents which led to his suspension. They feel strongly that the suspension was unwarranted and did not take into account the patient's developmental limitations. One such occurrence was during an interaction with [[Chris and Race#Black_people|African American]] classmates. These young women were questioning the patient regarding his search for a girlfriend, at which point he told them they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. This was perceived as racially insensitive, although from the patient's perspective, he was merely pointing out they did not meet his standard criteria for a [[gal pal|female companion]]. He says that he was unaware at the time that there was any other connotation to this. Various guidance counselors at the college were working with the patient to help him adjust to the college setting. They had apparently asked him to stop carrying the sign around campus, per the patient, one of these counselors actually physically destroyed the sign to prevent this behavior. He left an angry note with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Ms. Walsh]], who is in administration. He provided a copy of this note, and it is contained in the chart. It did not specifically [''continues on Page 2'']

===Page 2===
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 Christian Chandler (003 79 67)
 Page 2 of 4
 November 5, 2004

[''Continuing from Page 1''] [[Death threats|threaten her]], but expressed his dislike of her and communicated an [[Creepy_stare|"intimidating glare"]] in a pictorial fashion. Based on the letter sent to him by the college, this was interpreted by the administrator as being a form of harassment. There were several hearings held on the matter and ultimately the patient was suspended. The criteria that have been set for his return to Piedmont included [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes, psychological evaluation, and "social skills counseling." He has already undergone psychological evaluation by Robin Hawkes at the Center of Learning Potential. The recommendation concerning Mr. Chandler's [[heart level|emotional status]] is that he seek psychiatric and psychological treatment. The psychologist felt that counseling and medication would possibly address his obsessive thought patterns and assist him with social skills. She also recommended anger management training.

====PAST PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY:====

Mr. Chandler was diagnosed with autism around age five or six. He has never had ongoing treatment by a psychiatrist, but has been treated in the past by [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|for unclear reason]] [''sic'']. He has never been in a psychiatric hospital and has no history of violent or self-injurious behavior. He has no history of [[Affair with Mother|sexual acting out]].

===[[Chris and health|PAST MEDICAL HISTORY]]:===

The patient has not had significant medical problems other than his autism. He has no history of head injury, loss of consciousness, seizures, CNS infections, stroke.

====MEDICATIONS:====

:[[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] 20 mgs. q. day, which the patient has been on for the past four years.

:Herbal supplements/over-the-counter - none.

====ALLERGIES:====

None known.

====SUBSTANCE ABUSE:====

The patient does not use [[Tobacky|tobacco]] or [[My Coke Rewards|caffeine]]. He does not [[Alcohol|drink]] and he does not use illicit substances.

====SOCIAL HISTORY:====

The patient was born in the [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] area. He had a normal prenatal period. He walked at normal age but was delayed in his language ability. He had some high frequency hearing loss early on. Per his parents, he did not speak until the age of seven. At around age twelve, he began to develop more effective communication skills. He apparently used the closed captioning on the television to learn how to read. There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, [[Bob Chandler|the patient's father]] moved them to [[Richmond]], Virginia. He went to a regular middle school and [[Manchester High School|high school]] while there. He was able to function well academically and graduated from high school in regular classes. He had a number of friends through middle and high school.

===Page 3===
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Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
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November 5, 2004

====FAMILY HISTORY:====

The patient's [[Bob|father]] has significant [[Wikipedia:Coronary artery disease|Coronary Artery Disease]] and recently had a bypass graph done. He is 77-years-old and is retired engineer from General Electric. [[Barb|His mother]] is 65-years-old and worked in the past at a local bank. Neither of his parents or any other family members are known to have any psychiatric disease. The patient has a maternal cousin who has severe autism, although there are no other family members with developmental delays.

====MENTAL STATUS EXAM:====

The patient is a mildly [[Obesity|overweight]], white male, wearing blue jeans and a [[Chris and fashion|shirt]]. He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has [[Medallions#Prototype|a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [''sic''] characters head]]. He also had a number of “shrinky dink” decorations attached to this necklace. He had a large backpack that he carried with him and had a [[Scrapbook of Fail|notebook containing a large number of drawings]]. He showed the examiner an extensive set of [[Card games|trading cards]], which he created for his video game characters. The artwork was hand drawn and then scanned into the [[Computers|computer]] for transfer to the card. He had a number of statistics and other information on the backside of the card. The patient pointed out a series of cards that were of a video game theme, but depicted him in various difficult situations in which he has dealt with recently. He also presented the examiner with his [[business card]] containing a link to [[Sonichu.net|his website]]. His speech was somewhat nasal with frequent, awkward laughing during his sentences. His speech was fluent. His responses were appropriate to the questions posed to him. Overall, the volume of his speech was slightly elevated, although his tone was generally pleasant and almost jovial. His thought processes were linear and logical. He was somewhat concrete, especially regarding social interactions. He seemed to have good insight into his limitations. As suggested above, his thought content was largely based on his interest in Pokeman [''sic''] and sonic [''sic''] cartoons. He did not express any delusional thought content. There was perhaps an obsessional quality to [[Love Quest|his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend]], although he did not feel that this was a problem for him. He did not voice any perceptual disturbances and did not seem to be responding to internal stimuli. His impulse control appeared to be good during the interview and his judgment was fair, although social judgment was likely somewhat limited.

[[Wikipedia:Mini-mental state examination|Folstein score]] was 30/30 with his sentence being, “[[Random-access humor|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey.]]”

====IMPRESSION:====
Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and autism. Despite these limitations, he seems to have been [[Honor Roll|quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities]]. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective [''sic''] communication skills. He is left, however, with a severe degree of social awkwardness and seems to have good insight into this. He is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for companionship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way which he would like. He has been on antidepressants for many years and it is not entirely clear what role they played. As mentioned above, there is a certain obsessional quality to his thoughts, although it is not clear that he meets criteria for an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Overall, he has a sense that the Paxil has been affective [''sic''] in tempering his frustrations and anger. His parents also feel he has benefited from it. He would possibly benefit from psychotherapy, although this would need to be tailored to his interpersonal style. Ideally this would be done in a setting tailored to patients with this sort of developmental problem. Based on the information available at this time, the patient doesn't seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else. There is some suggestion that the anger control has been a problem, although how that has manifested itself is unclearly [''sic'']. He certainly has no history of physical violence which would suggest any [[October 28 2011|future]] [[26 December 2014|risk]].

===Page 4===
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Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
Page 4 of 4 
November 5, 2004

====DIAGNOSIS:====
[[Wikipedia:Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders#DSM-IV multi-axial_system|Axis]] I: None 
Axis II: Autistic disorder, [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV_Codes#Pervasive_developmental_disorders|299.00]] 
Axis III: None 
Axis IV: Suspension from school, social isolation 
Axis V: [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|70]] 

====PLAN:====
1. After discussing the risks, benefits, and side effects, the patient and his parents agreed to have his Paxil increased from 20 mgs. to 30 mgs. They were offered a prescription, but preferred to have this done by their primary care physician.

2. Releases of information were signed for the counselors at PVCC in case this became necessary for further evaluation purposes.

3. We will try to work with the department of rehab services to facilitate any other services that might be available for Mr. Chandler

4. The patient's parents were unsure of whether they will be following up here at the clinic in the future as there are insurance concerns which might limit this. They were, however, informed of access to emergency care and encouraged to call the clinic with any questions or concerns.

5. No follow-up appointment has been scheduled, although should they wish to continue the patient's psychiatric care at this clinic, we would be more than happy to see him.

6. The patient was seen by the attending, Dr. Zachariah Dameron, who agrees with the above-mentioned assessment and treatment plan. 

Jeff Raynor, M.D. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D. 
Resident in Psychiatric Medicine Attending 

JR:ns T: 11/12/04 D: 11/11/04

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[Chris and psychology]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:2004]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:PVCC Saga]]

Talk:May 2026

2026-06-01T00:52:34Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Instagram */ new section

== Instagram ==

I'm not sure the Instagram post is by Chris, could've been compromised. Maybe we should see if he confirms or denies it on Bluesky or Twitter. I don't think it should be on Quote of the Now for the time being. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:52, 31 May 2026 (EDT)

Chris and mental healthcare

2026-06-01T00:41:33Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Nathanael Greene Elementary School */ this is probably too speculative especially since there's little info on the institution

{{Dated|gender dysphoria, HRT/valium in meds section, and the effect jail has had on him}}

{{quote|My CURRENT [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] can help me a LOT better than any "professional" because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.|Chris, in 2008<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am only going to say this Once for those who may think me as delusional, crazy or shit like that. [[Chris and reality|I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort]].

I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my [[Polyamorous marriage|family]] and [[Idea Guys|allies]].

I’ve already talked with psychiatrists and therapists years ago, so any new such meetings would be a very moot point.|Chris, 2018<ref name=notdelusional>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris insists he isn't delusional, refuses to see a psychiatrist about it]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|An artist's impression of [[Jail Saga#Transfer|part of Chris's time in jail]], due to [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|erratic behavior caused by mental health issues]].]]

[[Chris]] has a troubled relationship with '''mental health professionals'''; both psychologists and psychiatrists. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded, and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Chris has refused to see a psychologist of his own volition in the past, opting to see [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor, instead. The sole exception occurred in 2016, when Chris went to a gender psychologist over his [[transgender]] issues. Chris's various run-ins with the [[law]] have resulted in mandated therapy such as the [[Therapeutic Docket]], however, Chris has failed to adjust his behavior from such sessions.

==The problem(s) with Chris==
[[File:Picasso.jpg|thumb|400px|An insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
[[File:AbstractMentalHealth.jpg|thumb|400px|Another insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
===In his own mind===
Chris claims to be [[autism|autistic]], [[Homos|homophobic]] as a genuine phobia,<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]: '''Chris''': "I am a homophobe; I fear them all"</ref> and a victim of [[noviophobia]], a made-up phobia of girls having boyfriends. He also diagnosed himself with [[Wikipedia:Dissociative Identity Disorder|dissociative identity disorder]] in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|the August 30th Captain's Log]], although he later revealed in [[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] that it was "a lie to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]." (Once again, Chris proved that he had no understanding of how serious mental disorders can be. Pretending to be crazy is an odd sort of [[wikipedia:Catch-22 (logic)|Catch-22]].)

It's no secret that Chris has always had a very childish mindset and views growing up as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|some sort of epic, arduous challenge,]] but it wasn't until a [[Kacey Call 10|conversation with Kacey]] that we knew just how serious this was; according to Chris, as a child, he never had any serious idea of what he wanted to be when he grew up (something all healthy children consider at one point or another), nor did the thought of becoming an adult ever truly cross his mind. This implies that Chris may have thought that he would remain a child forever.

Chris also seems to be at a level of incompetence that prevents him from realizing how incompetent he is. A [[Wikipedia:Cornell University|Cornell University]] [http://people.psych.cornell.edu/~dunning/publications/pdf/unskilledandunaware.pdf psychology journal] details this phenomenon:

{{quote|...when people are incompetent in [[Attraction Sign|the strategies they adopt]] to achieve success and [[China|satisfaction]], they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of [[Naïve|the ability to to realize it.]]|A disturbingly accurate account of Chris’s reaction to [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

===The 2004 survey===
{{Main|Autism}}
The psychiatrist who compiled [[autism papers|a survey]] of Chris's issues following his troubles at PVCC in [[2004]] echoed the diagnosis of autism that Chris received sometime in his youth, and took note of "an obsessional quality to his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend." He also administered a [[Wikipedia:Folstein test|Folstein test]], a brief questionnaire designed to detect cognitive impairment. Chris racked up a perfect score, indicating no problems with his memory or basic information processing abilities. On the [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|Global Assessment of Functioning]], the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness.

===Late-onset gender dysphoria===
{{Main|Gender dysphoria}}
{{Incomplete}}

==Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)==
One of the most frustrating elements of Chris is his adamant refusal to take help from any source. In the aftermath of his suspension from PVCC, his evaluators [[Autism papers|repeatedly recommended]] further counseling and psychiatric treatment, but Chris and his parents refused. It seems that [[Borb]] thinks that the world of mental health hasn't evolved past the turn-of-the-century treatment of straitjackets and lobotomies. The only thing close to therapy that Chris has ever had was a compulsory anger management class, and we all know [[Chris and anger|how much good that did]]. About the only authority figure he listened to was [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor; he claimed that he had no need for psychotherapy because his pastor is better at helping him than anyone with, you know, years of training and experience in helping people with psychiatric problems.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Chris and Rocky parted ways around [[2011]]. He's shown repeated disregard for the authority of health professionals.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In which Chris acts superior to an experienced Doctor|Mailbag #2]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_4#Chris the close-minded|Mailbag #4]]</ref> It is suspected that, even if Chris received professional help, he would disregard most of it and undermine the therapy.

It seems Chris only acknowledges his personal flaws if they get him pity or to demonstrate that he's beaten them already. Notice how often Chris claims to have won the battle over autism,<ref>Example: [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris is over his autism|Sarah May Chat]]</ref> only to fall back on "I have autism!" as an excuse.<ref>Example: [[Father Call]]</ref> Similarly, he wrote ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]'' to tell them he conquered his noviophobia, only to say later that his fear "came back like a boomerang."<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews8.htm</ref>

Regardless of how blatantly stupid his actions are; regardless of how often trolls ([[BlueSpike|including a thirteen-year-old]] and con artists such as the [[Idea Guys]]) trick him into doing horrible, horrible things; regardless of how any mental health worker worth their salt would pin Chris down like a butterfly to get a chance to crack open his impenetrable shell of fail, Chris will carry on as usual, justifying away everything that would inconvenience him even slightly.

Chris has no problem telling ''other'' people to seek professional help, however. In the [[Mailbag]], he has occasionally responded to his detractors with retorts like [[Chris and hypocrisy|"Go See a Psychiatrist."]]<ref>[[Mailbag_35#Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris|Mailbag #35]]</ref> Funnily enough, were Chris to ever see a psychoanalyst, he or she would probably see this as classic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Freudian projection].

===[[Mary Lee Walsh]]===
Although not a mental health professional, Walsh has experience in dealing with a large body of students and their individual problems. She has also [http://www.bookfinder.com/dir/i/The_Freshman_Experience-Creating_College_Success_Piedmont_Virginia_Community/0787288381/ written a book on coping with college life]. Despite her advanced knowledge and experience, Chris chose the better path of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing her]] and putting her low on his [[Scale of Respect]].

===Psychiatric Papers===
Following his outburst towards Mary Lee Walsh, Chris was sent to a psychiatrist for evaluation. The resulting papers easily show a number of things, most of which can easily be told by trolls themselves. Another interesting thing is that, despite the encouragement to follow up on this, Chris's parents refuse to on the account of [[Chris and money|insurance problems]].

The documents note that at some point, Chris received a psychiatric evaluation at the Center for Learning Potential in Mount Sidney, Virginia (a small town in northeast Augusta County that's 50 miles west of his Ruckersville home). They don't say when this took place, but given the location of the Center, it was likely either during his elementary school years or sometime after the Chandlers moved back to Charlottesville in the summer of 2000.

===Anger management and the shrink===
Following his encounter with Mary Lee Walsh, he was ordered to take anger management classes.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> The only thing that seemed to arise from it was complaints that he had to pay to see a professional, and... Well... He still can't control his anger. There's very little information about his anger management classes, as they occurred in the pre-[[ED]] days, and are only mentioned in a few old documents of Chris's that have surfaced. He's never really talked about it since, and it's never come up in comics or videos.

===Rocky Shoemaker===
Religious institutions are fond of providing spiritual counseling services to all members of their congregations, sometimes unwisely as a method of hammering them with doctrine to solve their problems, sometimes beneficially by giving them a person to talk to for free and referring them to a real professional if necessary. Whether Rocky is generally beneficial or harmful to the people who come to see her is uncertain, but she [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 is certainly admired for her past work]. What remains certain is that she was not the best solution for Chris because...
#She is not a licensed counselor and as such, is unable to offer professional advice.
#He barely listened to '''anything''' she says anyway.
#She was not qualified, much less experienced in advising a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris
#When he listened, he misconstrued everything she said, accepting advice he liked and ignoring advice he didn't like. She told him about his past habits being unacceptable, but Chris remained as determined as ever to be a total idiot. Although she put a stop to trolling plans, [[Fridays After Five|his behavior remained the same]]. She also told him it would be a good idea to stop posting videos on YouTube, since they only feed the trolls. [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|That hasn't]] [[100 2178|really worked]] [[100 2188|out now]], [[100 2189|has it]]?
#Chris doesn't want help regardless, only validation.

About the only thing that he took away from their sessions is that [[Chris_and_sex#Moral_basis_on_sex_and_double_standards|he can fuck someone before they are married]].

[[Image:CWC Joker.jpg|thumb|left|What do you get [[Dimensional Merge|when you cross]] a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-ill]] [[Chris and socialization|loner]] with [[CWCville|a society]] [[Kick the Autistic|that abandons him and treats him like trash]]? [[26 December 2014|You get what]] [[100 2267|you fucking deserve]]!]]

===Relationship Management Classes===
Chris mentioned in a [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|video]] from October 2009 and told [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey_Call_22|a phone call]] in September 2009 that he had been taking some relationship management classes. Undoubtedly, Chris felt that he had found some form of real life [[Dating education|date ed]]. In reality, Chris came upon a class meant for couples who wanted to ''manage their already established relationships'' as opposed to finding out how to get into one.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2011 assault-and-battery case===
The conditions of Chris's plea bargain in [[July 2012]] required him to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation, but it seems to have had little effect.

===Court-mandated therapy from the 2014 pepper spray case===
Chris makes mention of therapy in his video [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]] and it was also reported by observers viewing his July 23 court hearing. The mental health group he attended was On Our Own of Charlottesville.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/activity/926374040790409</ref>

===Gender psychologist===
During 2016, Chris met with a gender psychologist who affirmed to him that he is [[transgender]].<ref>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional vouch that the patient is in gender transition on this form. Also mentioned by Chris in a [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] page</ref>

===Transgender support group===
In [[September 2017]], Chris mentioned to an interview that he had found a local support group for [[transgender]] people in [[Charlottesville]] and was meeting once a month.<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)#Therapy (1:08:36-1:09:56)]]</ref>

===Court-mandated therapy from the 2018 mall trespass case===
Chris was directed to the [[Therapeutic Docket]] program and required to meet with a psychiatrist and therapy group between [[July 2018]] and [[April 2019]]. However, he failed to benefit from the resources, instead retreating further into his imaginary world and the bad actors validating his beliefs.

===DR Wolf===
Chris acted out a therapy session with fictional [[MLP|Brony]] character [[DRWolf]] in the February 2019 video [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]].

===Western State Hospital===
On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]]. While details were initially scarce, Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent there to make him sufficiently competent to stand trial.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref>

Notably, the day before Chris returned to jail, staff members pinned him to the floor, which reminded him of a similar incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He has gone on record to state that if they aren't wiped out by the [[Dimensional Merge]], he would sue the mental hospital in retribution.

Later on, Chris claimed that Western State Hospital was expected to place him in a group home but instead sent him back to jail, allegedly to "free up a room". Once again, he accused hospital staff of being "Abusive As Fuck" and "arrogantly shit-minded with their patients".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> Whether or not any of this is true, given [[List of Chris's lies|Chris is a known liar]], has yet to be proven.

===Gateway Homes===
{{Main|Gateway Homes}}

{{references}}

==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism papers]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Dreams]]

===CWCki user essays===
These essays speculate about Chris's undiagnosed problems.

* [[User:Hayate666/narcissism]]
* [[User:Ronichu/Babble#Conspiracy Theories]]
* [[User:SandwichSonichu/Defense mechanisms]]

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Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)

2026-05-30T15:18:42Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Chris has never been hacked */

This page is an archive of [[Marvin]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date.

==Anna's Message to Catie==
18 [[December 2014]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/annas-anti-troll-plea-to-catie.6571/ ([https://archive.is/7Tzsc archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Ok, so, the background:

Back when Catie was ramping up, Anna was desperately trying to shut down Catie. However, Chris had already met Catie IRL at that point (if my memory is accurate). Catie was already tangible to Chris, so Anna was fighting a losing battle.

Anna's last ditch attempt to dislodge Catie was that she would appeal to Catie's humanity:}}

Marvin quoted a message:

{{quoteboxwhite|You really need to leave Christian alone. It's so painfully obvious to anyone on the outside that you have a fake profile specifically designed to troll him. Just about every paragraph holds a clue against you. The fake license was a pathetic effort, but one you knew would work well enough on someone naive. Too bad you used the wrong font, didn't match the background color, made your fake signature longer than the signature box would allow, and forgot to put the second signature over the picture.

I don't care what you're hoping to get out of this--whether you want to troll him to do something funny, or simply get him to trust you to ultimately help him. You are doing far more damage than you think. You're messing with an autistic man who simply won't see the truth because he wants the lie so badly. And that's sick. You're not just messing with him, though--you're messing with his mom, and you're messing with me.

Whatever your opinion of his mom is, it doesn't give you the right to break her heart either. She doesn't deserve to be given false hope that maybe her son HAS found a soul mate and WILL be taken care of after she's gone. Because that's her greatest fear, and you're playing on it like a predator.

So just stop. I know you're probably pretending to be upset with him right now so that you'll get him desperate enough to do whatever you tell him. It's obscene. Let it go, walk away. Delete the fake accounts, and never do anything like this again.}}

Marvin commented:

{{quoteboxkiwi|(I just want to point out: Anna doesn't know Barb. Like, at all. She's pulling the "his poor mother :'(" guilt trip out of her ass.)}}

==Marvin on how the Miscreants trolled Chris==

6 [[July 2015]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127 ([https://archive.ph/Om30l#selection-4619.0-4631.462 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I still predict that he is eventually going to get into trouble somehow at Impulse, though. Chris is who he is, people do not change on a dime and he has been the same person for 30+ years, he is just currently showing a bit more control over what he lets out and isn't taking the bait for trolls as much anymore. But the fact that he doesn't understand social boundaries and can sperg out over criticism will never change. Chris is and always will be a walking powder keg awaiting an inevitable lit match."

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris never "took the bait" from trolls. All of the past trolling was artificially constructed by a group of people with lots of control over Chris. It's fake. Chris doesn't really sperg out over criticism on his own like you'd think based on what the cwcki portrays.

There isn't anything for Chris to do to get in trouble for at Impulse. He can't get in trouble because there's nothing for him to get in trouble about. He doesn't need to change at all to fit in at Impulse, aside from appearing nominally trans. His real personality just naturally has a lot more control than you'd think.}}

A user then commented, "Was it, really...? That sounds more like a conspiration than "let's troll Chris for the lulz". Marvin then replies with the following:

{{quoteboxkiwi|I'm not sure the distinction you're making. For example, Liquid and Kacey working together to troll Chris is a conspiracy. Just by definition.

The point I'm trying to make is that we knew Chris' psychology very well, so we knew what to say to him to get him riled up. But those situations were very artificial. The trolling makes people think Chris just randomly gets mad and starts yelling at people if you call Sonichu gay. Or call Sonic gay.

The youtube videos leave out all the calls and messages from e-girlfriends that built up Chris' reaction. For every trolling saga, there was a bunch of stuff happening in the background.

Without trolls, Chris is pretty different. I mean, not in his personality, of course. He's pretty much the same person regardless. But his reactions on youtube were highly inflated by troll girlfriends whispering shit to him behind the scenes. "Oh Chris, you're not just going to take that, are you? Chris, I need a man who can stand up for himself, not just a little wuss..." It takes quite a bit to whip Chris up into a frenzy. And it's hard to keep it going.}}

==Leaking of Chris Using Menstrual Pads==
12 September 2015<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-457#post-968128 ([https://archive.fo/i418S archive])</ref>

[''Marvin posted two images of Chris holding a box of Always pads.'']

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==Marvin on the intimacy between Chris and Barb==

15 [[October 2015]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chriss-next-court-date-oct-15-2015.13242/page-22#post-1034829 ([https://archive.ph/TVHtO archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Barb's aging. Thin, kind of frail. Might not be very responsive.

In retrospect, I don't think Chris recognized anyone. There was the guy he exchanged words with, but going over my notes, it might've been just him being paranoid of someone.

There was an old lady behind Chris talking to him a few times. I don't think it was Rocky.

Chris' outfit, from what I could see, was very funny. @Rammspieler might have a picture.

Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird.

There was some guy with white hair and a white suit talking to Not-Rocky. Then the PD came over and talked to Chris and Barb, with white-hair-guy and Not-Rocky in the row behind them. This is where I heard snippets referencing "six months" and something something something. I think I heard Chris stress sigh a few times and I think the PD got a little annoyed dealing with Chris. Not much, but I kinda sensed something like that. Maybe I imagined it.

After a bit, the PD went up to the judge and they called Chris up. Chris starts getting impatient with Barb. He said something like "are your ears clogged up??" and then "wanna follow me so you can hear what's going on?" Then she got up and trundled up there to accompany Chris.

This says a few things to me:

Perhaps Barb's hearing is wearing down. This fits in with her being frail and old.
Chris is being kind of bossy to Barb.
Chris expects Barb to be his bookkeeper so far as his punishments go. This is confirming what we heard about at the Snyder trial.
Now, I couldn't hear anything they were saying up front. At this point, I didn't want to get hassled by Not-Rocky or whoever else was there, so I bailed and went to find Rammspieler.}}

==Barb and Chris==
14 January 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-chris-really-qualified-to-be-caring-for-barb.16435/page-4 ([https://archive.is/1Y5GD archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I can't imagine them even really speaking to each other. I kinda get the impression that Barb cares for herself except for the occasions when she needs some unspeakable medication rubbed on a terrible thing on a horrendous body part she can't reach then she hollers Chris over from his half of the nest. Chris grumbles his way over and barely conceals his disgust and then goes on the internet to sperg about what a philanthropist he is.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Well, I don't think they talk very much. However, no, Chris is Barb's hand servant. She screams for him and he comes running. She has him change the newspaper the dogs shit on, she has him run errands to bring her stuff, and she used to have him haul her goodwill crap to the car, and then from the car into the house.

If you'll recall, a few months to a year before the fire, Chris stopped being permitted to sleep separately from Barb, in his bedroom. He had to sleep closer to Barb, because she needed to be able to yell for him to go to sheetz and buy her crap, and he wasn't able to hear her up in his bedroom. He kind of tried to resist at first, but then she got super pissed and threw a tantrum. She wrecked his room and like flipped everything over because he was trying to sleep on his own.

Edit: Oh, though, I think Barb's yelling has gotten much less frequent nowadays. It seems like she's pretty feeble nowadays. Chris is just as scared of Barb as he used to be though. I don't think he realizes how much power he has over Barb nowadays.}}

In response to the other user's comment, "Those moments of affection we occasionally see in videos are either staged or a ploy to pacify Barb after whatever colossal fuckup she's helped him out of that week.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|They're really physically affectionate in a strange way. Chris is pretty touchy feely with women because of habits he learned by spending time with Barb.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Barb was always too close with Chris. Maybe that's OK with a younger child. But she didn't stop when it started to get creepy. Chris owning blowup dolls should've hinted to Barb to stop cuddling with her adult son.

Bob did try to say something about it, but Barb flipped out. Kind of like when he tried to clean up the hoard and she flipped shit on him. It seems like it was easier for Bob to just go with the flow.}}

==Rocky Filming Lego Manchester==
13-14 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's message, "There's hasn't been much mention of [[Rocky]] in months.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Yeah, but I don't know if contact frequency will be the deciding factor. Chris and Rocky were pretty distant back when Chris made [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|this video]]. And I'm pretty sure he just called her out of the blue to film that for him.

I think that when Barb kicks it, if Rocky is still working at the church, she'd help Chris get his affairs in order. But that's a big if. It's a race between Rocky's retirement and Barb's death/hospitalization.}}

Another user asked, "I'm aware I'm veering off-topic here but I never knew Rocky helped record that video for him, is this something you know 100% as a fact Marvin?"

Marvin replied:

{{quoteboxkiwi|I'm very confident Rocky recorded that video. I'd quote you email correspondence if it wouldn't out my position.}}

==Leaking of Chris's Specimen Sample==
27 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gross-dnasicles.17896/ ([https://archive.fo/6Ps0K archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|So yeah, some dude shared this with me privately.

I'm like the Edward Snowden of gross Chris videos.

Anyway, watch this if you hate yourself.

[''Marvin uploaded [[Chris's Specimen Sample|a video]]'']}}

==Chris's Menstrual Pads==
3 March 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-517#post-1298729 ([https://archive.is/Tpq4i archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "ty for adding all the necessary tags to make sure this picture isn't forgotten in the annals of Christory.

Also, I love the juxtaposition of the bag of pads and his 5 o'clock shadow.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|I like the deer-in-the-headlights look he's got.

Heh, also, Chris got these to control his pants shitting. See, the doctor suggested Chris get diapers, but he screeched "but dose are for baybeeees!! :c"

Now that he can use menstrual pads instead, that's A-OK for a beautiful young flower like Christine.}}

==Leaking of Unban Contracts==
13 October 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/ ([https://archive.fo/ngR8y archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|So, as you might recall, fatty was railing against his bans recently. [''Marvin linked to a thread on the subject of Chris's [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Walmart|Facebook posting about his bans]]'']

In his rambling, he mentions trying to "resolve the matter with a detailed document" that the management refused to sign.

I think I have those documents.

[''Marvin leaked the [[Unban contracts]]'']

I can't really give much info on my source, other than someone in Charlottesville happened upon them. If it means anything, I'm convinced they're genuine.

Enjoy}}

==Perspective on Chris's social life==
4 [[November 2016]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-95 ([https://archive.ph/KDEhf archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I keep seeing you mention him having friends and that but you never say who they are (from what I've seen). Are they actually friends or just people like you and @[[LoveYouLongTime]] who merely tolerate him and a fully aware of his internet fame?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|IRL, non-troll people who he met independently. People who talked to him enough to decide to spend time with him separately on multiple occasions. Not just awkward laughs, where they then try to sidle away from him. They found Chris nice and friendly enough to invite him to places. Or to their houses or whatever.

People here hyperanalyze Chris' bad traits and dramatically overestimate those bad traits' significance to your average normal, non-internet person when he's out in the field.

Chris can be an annoying, creepy weirdo. I'm not saying that he's not. But there's a difference between "can be" and "110% of the time, no exceptions period".

Edit: And the flip side of the coin is that Chris is boring as shit. He's also not super popular. My whole point is that:

*Making friends is not hard, even Chris can do it
*Make no assumptions about Chris' daily life unless you're getting daily updates on it. Since we haven't gotten daily updates on Chris' life, pretty much since Bob died, don't assume you know what Chris does based on golden age trolling info. Golden age trolling info was when we were actively seducing Chris away from venturing out into the world and half assedly pursuing other sources of socialization. When the trolls go away, Chris goes out into the world again. He's not great at it, but the world is a big place. He's talked to enough nerd/gay people in [[Charlottesville]] to the point where he struck upon some friends who nerds/gays in the same way that he does.}}

==Sonichuizcool==
23 November 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1897303 ([https://archive.fo/pYJTl archive])</ref>

In a discussion about [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|Sonichuizcool]], and in response to a user's comment, "Did he act like a total asshole towards her just because he felt like it, or did someone convince him to do it?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|Someone told him she was a troll.}}

==Barb's Hoarding==
14 January 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/yt-1-12-skylanders-imaginators-leader-christine-w-chandler-random-review-n-stuff.27570/page-8#post-2020225 ([https://archive.fo/xHRBS archive])</ref>

On the subject of [[Barbara]]'s hoarding:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Her hoarding is diagnosable, not that she's actually been diagnosed.

Barb cluttered up 14BC with lots and lots of crap she refuses to throw away. She doesn't provide reasonable justifications for why she keeps it, other than a vague feeling that it's "valuable". She gets irrationally angry when people try to intervene and get rid of some of her stuff.

For example, in the past, she's threatened to kill herself when Bob and Chris tried to band together to get her to toss some of her stuff away.

The Dali painting was interesting, because she claimed it was stolen from her by firefighters because it was worth so much. In reality, it was a reproduction (almost certainly some kind of print) of a Dali painting that probably would've fetched $15 at a yard sale.}}

==High School Gal-Pals==
12 February 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-681#post-2046965 ([https://archive.fo/MymEA archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Since Chris posted about his former gal-pals recently, I'd like to know, did Bob really pay some girls to hang out with Chris back in his glorious high-school days ? I remember reading that their confession that they never liked him was a troll fabrication, but I don't think there was any mention of Bob. If it was a troll fabrication, did Chris ever find out about it ?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|Bob arranged for the lunchtime galpals (the ones who went to [[My big 18th party|this birthday party]]) to hang out with Chris. The actual letter revealing it to Chris was indeed a troll fabrication, but Barb confirmed it to Chris anyway.

I don't think we have reason to believe that any actual money changed hands. It might've just been a favor requested by the principal and the girls were just doing a good deed. It's possible they got service learning hours.}}

==Perspective on Chris's begging and how he was trolled==
17 June 2017<ref>https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/page-11#post-2351871</ref>

In response to a user's message:
{{quoteboxwhite|Didn't someone actually just straight-up give him the details of a jobs for tards programme? I'm sure I recall one of his asspatters commenting with it on his Facebook. I mean, we've had the "could Chris get a job" debate here more times than I can remember, but it seems to me like people have done everything short of posing as him and applying for jobs in his name. A homeless person wants a house, but Chris doesn't want a job.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Oh absolutely. Chris doesn't want a job. And honestly, he doesn't need a job (right now).

A better analogy than the homeless person example is probably a Christian trying to persuade a homosexual to give up the gay life. They're condescendingly trying to sell someone on a lifestyle they don't want and don't need.

It's at this point that people will bring up that Chris begs. The begging (at the same time that Chris is publicly shitting on the idea of getting a job) is really obnoxious. No question about that. But I can't fault Chris for it, purely because it works. Chris has no shame and he thinks his haters are just bitter nerds, so he quite comfortably ignores them while raking in the weenbux. I can't fault Chris on that.

The people who should be embarrassed are the dumbasses getting conned by his shtick.}}

Marvin in the same message also responded to another user:
{{quoteboxwhite|Idk who is more autistic; us for being members of a forum that dissects the misadventures of an overweight autistic manchild, or the ones who run back to him and rat to get in the good graces of an overweight autistic manchild, lol.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Everyone wants to be the next Clyde Cash. The problem is that the public image of Clyde Cash (and other trolls) is that we made it look so easy, because the cwcki doesn't document all the backroom dealings that enabled all the fun of the past. People think that all it takes to get Chris to chimp is to message him with something antagonizing. It was never that easy, we had to manipulate Chris into getting off his lazy ass and doing something.

So for example: Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.

So the end result of this is that Chris has a stream of people trying to squeal on other trolls, in the hope that they'll have Chris' ear and be able to architect the next saga.}}

==Buying While Banned==
23 June 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2368387 ([https://archive.fo/yJhWT archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "@Marvin Chris still goes to church in Charlottesville, right? I imagine thats the only local area he even COULD go to church with the tranny nonsense. I wonder what Barb thinks about him driving 30 minutes just to go to church

Then again I guess its kind of convenient with the game shop. I really think he should move there after Barb dies":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris has driven two hours across Virginia to buy toys at a store he's not banned from. Barb doesn't notice and doesn't care.}}

The user replied, ":lol:

Of course he has...why doesn't he just buy them online?"

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris is stupid as fuck.

Heh, at one point, he had some older, married woman buying him his amiibos for him. I think she was one of the mother's of one of the little kids he plays pokemon with. That cracked me up because it was like Chris was a drug addict, finding someone to smuggle him his fix.}}

==NightStar2891 Leaks DMs to Marvin==
7 [[August 2017]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/ ([https://archive.is/WD2IU archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Heh, so, I messaged Night Star, the recent ween twitter account that communicates in a suspiciously familiar manner.

See, I was convinced that Night Star was secretly Christine, so I became determined to find proof of my theory. I messaged Night Star on twitter and presented my argument. I pointed out how their writing and Chris' were eerily similar, to the point where it's almost statistically impossible they're not the same person.

But the mystery wouldn't be that easy to solve. Christine, if she really is Night Star, is more wily than I could've predicted.

After some verbal sparring, they managed to persuade me that they're not actually Chris. Or if they are, I'll never be the one to unmask them.

Dejected, I gave up on my mission.

Fast forward to today, Night Star messages me again. Amazingly, they went to talk to Christine, and they got Christine's side of the story. Night Star shared screencaps of their convo with me.

(Like, all kidding aside, this is indeed what happened. These screencaps are from the Night Star twitter account. I don't know if they're legit, but here you go.)}}

[''Marvin uploaded [[CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs]]'']

Marvin later edited the post to add:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Edit:

@legendaryskittle established that the email being used is most likely Chris' old volcanoinsuranceidiot email address, thus confirming this is indeed Chris' account:}}

Marvin quoted legendaryskittle's post:

{{quoteboxred|The volcanoinsuranceidiot email address is in use on twitter:

[[File:Volcanoinsuranceidiot.png|200px]]

This proves there are at least 2 twitter accounts linked to Chris owned email addresses.

Too many coincidences at this point.}}

Marvin again later edited the post to add:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Double edit:

Here's the background to Night Star dropping these screencaps.}}

==Marvin Leaks DMs with NightStar2891==
8 August 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-21 ([https://archive.is/dcaQc archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|So I didn't post this at first, but I might as well now. Here are the interesting parts of my conversation with Night Star that led to them leaking their conversation with Chris:

So first I started off trying to link them to something to get their IP. Most of the fake Chris socks are easy to spot, but Night Star was distinct and I wanted to investigate.

That plan went south, so I gave up. After a bit, Night Star PM'd me with this:}}

[''Marvin posted excerpts of DMs between NightStar2891 and himself, along with his commentary. See [[Marvin DMs#NightStar2891]] for the messages.'']

{{quoteboxkiwi|And that was more or less the end of it.}}

==Manipulation of Chris During Catherine Saga==
26 November 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2798964 ([https://archive.fo/0wRXL archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "So whenever he is trolled, let's say by Ivy, he learns to not trust a trollsona even if they talked to his parents on the phone beforehand. But that doesn't cover OKCupid for example (Catherine's initial 'in' was from there, IIRC), because he only learned how to prevent this particular permutation or this infiltration technique.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Heh, so, when it comes to [[Catherine]], we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made. It's not that it would be impossible to catfish him independently, but we have aggressively penetrating intelligence on his behavior and actions.

Like trolling Chris is a science, not an art. You don't persuade Chris to fall for your shtick, you pay people who can set you up ahead of time. We got Chris to drive three states over, not because Chris is dumb and we're master manipulators, but because we had an inside source.}}

==Troll-Scripted Content==
7 [[December 2017]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-8#post-2831215 ([https://archive.ph/BQ36f archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "So what stuff was actually outright scripted?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Most non-rant videos, like [[cakefarts]].

The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or [[Twin Falling Towers|compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him]]!"}}

==Idea Guys Saga==
23 January 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2988613 ([https://archive.fo/C2GCg archive])</ref>

In a thread about the original [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise being doxed the first time (and before Wise's alleged extortion of Chris):

{{quoteboxkiwi|So to start with, I want to say explicitly what I believe most of you already know: Almost every Chris troll that comes through asks me for advice. The ones who don't ask me for advice, I find out a lot about them from other sources.

I generally know what's going on, either directly or indirectly.

While I have my own opinions on whether a given troll is being funny or lame, I don't feel it's my place to intervene against them (once they've outed themselves to me, at least). I don't own Chris. It would be hypocritical for me to shut people down because simply I think their ideas are lame.

That being said, trolling Chris in 2018 sucks. We all know that. You're only kicking a man when he's down.

But what can we do about it? Like I said, I don't own Chris, and KF also doesn't own Chris. The only way Chris will stop being trolled is if someone who knows him IRL polices his social interactions.

When we chimp out that someone trolled Chris in a way we don't like, it reveals our own impotence. Frankly, it's downright autistic.

Guys, chill the fuck out, you're embarrassing yourselves.

Now, that aside: we do need some sort of organized policy for the future.

Flipping out at this incident won't fix the deeper problem: Chris trolling is going to happen regardless of what we think. How are we to deal with that?}}

==Marvin on Chris knowing that he was the Man in the Pickle Suit==
26 [[January 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-820#post-3000149 ([https://archive.ph/TCMwP archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|I'm not in contact with Chris. (Other than the occasional tweet.)

When people troll Chris, they frequently come to me for advice. In the process, they share details about what's going on.

I don't know if Chris specifically knows I was the man in the pickle suit, but I think he'd probably forgive me, a la Adam Stackhouse and the other rehabilitated cwcville enemies. I think he knows my twitter handle is a troll, at least. And he forgave me at magfest for whatever he thinks I've done under my twitter handle.}}

==Avoidance of Troll Forums==
22 April 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-18#post-3281395 ([https://archive.fo/5S7eq archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "he DOES stalk this forum":

{{quoteboxkiwi|He doesn't stalk kf. He'll go to kf when an Idea Guy or someone similar says "hey chris, look at this". Or if there's some other reason he needs to get some info, like when Jessica Quinn was active.

The reason is because during the more famous sagas, he'd lurk various forums trying to figure out who's fucking with him. However there was contradictory information everywhere, and the trolls did a good enough job at finding fall guys, to the point that Chris concluded that he wasn't going to find anything illuminating by squatting on the troll haunts.

Reason I know this, is because there'd constantly be speculation on sites like /cwc/ that outright spelled out people's plans. Chris was completely ignorant of that info until we linked the specific post to him. Then he'd flip out "omg what is this???"

I have posted on here (and elsewhere) just completely openly, without filter, because I've never been that worried about Chris finding it. Back then we'd have a troll talking to Chris, and I'd more or less just post about what's going on publicly and nothing ever happened. (We left out the most damning details, but a smart person could figure out what was going on. The threads were pretty straightforward.)

Chris has been checking kf more often than he used to, but even then it's not very frequent.

I know this because Chris unblocked me on twitter a few months ago. I was confused because my twitter account has pickles and stuff on it (like, pickled cucumbers, not dongs), so it's pretty clear I'm some kind of troll. Chris said something like "OK you troll, I am giving you another chance, but do not talk to me for a whole month" and then he unbanned me. Anyway, things were cool for a few months, and I said hi to him at magfest.

Heh, well, after magfest, he suddenly blocked me again. It had taken him that long to notice who I was on kf, and that's why he blocked me. His block message was "I'm sorry [Marvin] but you are too much trollble[sic]".

Weird time to block me. I haven't trolled him in years.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯}}

==Why Chris gets trolled==
13 [[May 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-859#post-3351449</ref><ref>https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-859#post-3351674</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "When you have a person like Chris who lays it out there for the world to see and gets trolled time and time again but keeps doing it, I find it hard to feel sympathy for them. I'll admit that making him do some of the things trolls have done in the past was pretty bad, but he set himself up for it.

Moving on, I don't understand why he has to be so public when he knows he's just going to get shit for it. I realize this is Chris we're talking about, but even animals have shown more common sense."

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris is not smart enough to evade the trolls. He isn't naturally public, he gets duped into doing stuff publicly.}}

The user then replied, "You don't have to be a fucking rocket scientist to "evade" the trolls. And he isn't naturally public? HE is the one posting his videos online, begging for donations, or doing stupid lets plays and everything else."

{{quoteboxkiwi|I don't think you understand the level of control the trolls have over him. Imagine an old lady in a nursing home, and her carers get her to sign away her money to them.}}

==Thetan Saga==
24 [[June 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/6-22-chris-at-too-many-games-convention.44691/page-37#post-3494509 ([https://archive.ph/VDyp9 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Who was [[Thetan]] again? As in what did they do to troll Chris?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|She pretended to be Chris' friends from high school. She was before Catherine, after Bob's death during the long period of silence (or maybe right after the silence ended? maybe she ended it? don't remember).

The most notable thing I remember about her saga was that she made up that Borb hired Chris' high school friends. Chris got all sad and ran to Barb for comfort, to ask if it was true. And indeed, she confirmed it as true. (As far as we can trust stuff that Barb says, anyway.)}}

==Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake==
12 [[July 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 ([https://archive.ph/5Tsnm archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Devoting hours to managing Chris would be the solution that would work best, but nobody has that time. But getting Chris to check in about anything that sounds suspicious could help.":
{{quoteboxkiwi|It takes like 15 minutes a day, tops. Null has the passwords to the accounts. He checks shit, deletes shit. Chris doesn't act on any messages unless Null gives it the OK first. Otherwise it just sits in his inbox. Hell, it's actually an email null set up. Chris specifically has all his [[business]] messages go there.}}

In response to a user's comment, "Okay, so explain - this predated the existence of the filters?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|The filters were from years ago. Chris asked one e-girlfriend in one saga to watch his shit. He stopped trying to balance "troll vs not troll" on his own and just let the e-girlfriend do it. He doesn't read the message, he clicks "forward" or moves it to the "troll info" folder.

He also did it with [[Rob Bell]], as I noted.

Then the next e-girlfriend came along and didn't pick back up on that. Hasn't been a thing since.

And that was back in like 2011? 2012? At the most recent.}}

==Chris has never been hacked==
4 October 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/10-4-chris-says-magi-chan-wrote-hawaii-trip-tweet-for-monetary-gain.48498/post-3828410</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "He's not particularly difficult to hack.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris has never been hacked. Chris' first password was sonichu or some shit, but after people started guessing it, he changed it an unreadable, autistic "riddle". Imagine [[August_2013_Facebook_Posts#The_Riddle|his facebook "riddle"]].

We stole and published his emails by having his e-girlfriend ask him for his password and he'd give it up. Then she'd feign ignorance.}}

==Chris's facial blindness and beliefs==
19 [[November 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/11-18-chriss-twitter-posts-a-video-of-him-jacking-off.50093/page-15#post-3998284 ([https://archive.fo/4IK72 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "We are used to associating Autism with a literal and lateral train of thought locked into routine (like Nate Speed or Bryce Cherry with their unmovable bizarre obsessions) but Chris has this realm of magical thinking which is also totally unoriginal and requires prompting by trolls or gal-pals. He's a lot more interactive than a common or garden autist and the fascination he has generated may show that there is something different at work.

It's interesting to hear what you say about Chris requiring and accepting empirical evidence in the way that he will demonstrate an obvious developmental disorder with his gullibility but is also able to lucidly weave a reasonably interesting narrative with the right external stimulus. And he will accept that evidence, many smarter crazies than Chris won't if it conflicts with their internal dialogue.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|The way I see it, Chris, like all autists, has trouble with subtlety. Like with his face blindness. He can latch onto concrete points of interest, like noses, eyes, mouth, but he has trouble noticing if someone's nose is a little too wide, or someone's got bigger lips than average. That's subtle comparison and he's not good at that.

For this reason, I think Chris really doesn't notice how unfeminine he looks or whether or not he's ugly. He looks in the mirror and sees nose, eyes, mouth and he's like "oh, that's... attractive? I think? or maybe not? this is hard". It's also why he autistically focuses on tits and vagina, and completely ignores ass. The difference between a nice ass and a saggy gross ass is harder than the binary choice of vagina vs no vagina.

Honestly, I didn't personally believe his face blindness was that severe until I experienced it myself. I met Chris IRL on two occasions, pretty closely together, and Chris looked me dead in the face and didn't recognize me. Shit was weird.

As this applies to his goofy beliefs, Chris really respects hard, concrete "true or false" narratives. But since you can't really disprove supernatural stuff, it's not falsifiable, Chris gets to just wade around in his fantasies forever without anyone being capable of spoiling his fun.

Chris declaring that the dimensional merge will happen, by the end of 2018, obviously contradicts that. That's something that'll be falsifiable. I believe Chris has only done that out of desperation. Chris is having money troubles, Barb's always at death's door, and he really wants something to fix everything. I believe only desperation has forced Chris to bet everything on black, that the "true or false" narrative will come out in his favor.

If Chris had infinite money, I don't think we'd have a dimensional merge. I think Chris would be content to pretend to be seeing Sonichu around every corner for eternity.}}

==Why Chris Continued Believing Idea Guys Influence==
20 [[November 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-815#post-4002093 ([https://archive.md/9GYiD archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "This is what I don't understand and maybe you can help me out with this @[[Marvin]]

When Chris was talking to Boyd and Wise, he didn't know it was them right?
He thought that through discord he was really talking to Hyperdimensional Neptunia characters, Gwenpool, Jesus Christ, and his hedgehog partners.
In his mind he didn't see another human being on the other end, so when The Captain told him he was being scammed by two dweebs - did Chris make the connection that all these characters he was talking to were actually two dudes roleplaying?

because he still sticks close to the scenarios they were roleplaying, he still thinks that Magi-Chan confessed his love for Chris. In his mind, that memory is very real and he still doesn't see or admit the reality that it was some autistic dude on the internet. This is different from all the fake girlfriends, for example; when Julie said to Chris "I'm actually a 12 year old boy you pedofork", Chris wasn't saying the next day "that dang Bluespike, but Julie is still very real and I love her!".
But here he is doing exactly that! still believing all these characters were real and probably still believing all the conversations and sex he had with them was real too... What gives, does he not realise the reality of the situation?

So on that note, does Chris actually know why he's mad at Wise and Boyd?
Because if he doesn't see the full extent of what they did to him, and he's still ignorant to their actions, then what does he perceive them as doing wrong?
Is he just mad at them because you guys told him these two did something bad to him, and that was good enough for Chris?

If you were to ask him now who was blackmailing him into punching barb and admitting to pedophilia, would he outright say it was Wise and Boyd or would he say it was Gweenpool and Pitohui and somehow Wise and Boyd were involved..."

{{quoteboxkiwi|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.}}

==HRT==
25 [[November 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/page-40#post-4018237 ([https://archive.ph/5mFpJ archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I also still don't think Chris is on real HRT. That shit requires a pysch eval. I remember some where, some one mentioned the possibility he badgered a walk in clinic for some stuff his mother would take for menopause. But I digress; if a doctor approved him for actual HRT, they are fucking liable for all the health risks included, and who ever approved his pysch eval needs their licenses revoked. Chris is not intelligent enough to understand HRT can lead to early death.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Not anymore, we've got informed consent nowadays. Basically if you say the right things to a therapist for a few months, they'll write you a recommendation for HRT and send you to an endocrinologist. Chris was referred to one at UVA. They gave him a script and made him sign away liability (the "informed consent" part).

I knew about informed consent awhile ago, but I thought it was just some west coast debauchery. But unfortunately, it has reached the east coast, and a lot faster than I thought it would. For example, another lolcow, ContraPoints, lives in Baltimore, and he managed to scam some titty skittles from a shrink by blabbering the right keywords in like 3 months. FYI, the clinic he went to also offers pediatric trans care, including puberty blockers.

The medical system has thrown its hands up and said "fuck it, do whatever you want, we don't give a fuck anymore".}}

==Welfare Check on Barbara==
8 [[December 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-172#post-4064609 ([https://archive.md/ADVjW archive])</ref>

In a thread speculating on what will happen when [[Barbara]] dies, and in response to a user's comment, "There's a reasonably good chance "we" will find out before the authorities.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|There's no chance of that happening. Chris will lose his shit and call 911 immediately. He's done it before.}}

Another user commented, "Ah, okay, my bad. I was not aware he'd done so before (I was out of the CWC loop a lot during the last year or two). That's good to hear, though!"

Marvin replied:

{{quoteboxkiwi|It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.}}

==Chris's Password Strength==
14 December 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-12-14-barb-confirms-shes-not-dead.50974/page-2#post-4087458 ([https://archive.fo/vP20t archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I bet his new password is just "sonichu" backwards or some dumb shit, he really shouldn't go challenging da trolls publicly":

{{quoteboxkiwi|No, his passwords got very strong after the first few email leaks. They're autistic combinations of letters, numbers and symbols that no one would be able to figure out. [[2018 Twitter account compromise|He just hands them out to "magichan"]].}}

==Leaking of Idea Guys Videos==
25 [[December 2018]]

In a thread on the [[Teen Troon Squad]], and in response to a user's comment, "Wait, people named Devil and Lukas? Are these the same people who bought Chris's porn art for $1000 earlier this year?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Yes, and they also bought "she came for cwc".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-4 ([https://archive.ph/BpA5k archive])</ref>}}

Another user commented, "I hope they're not norking with Wyse & Boyd.".

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Nah, pretty sure they're independent.<ref>(https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-6 ([https://archive.ph/WLy7n archive])</ref>}}

Another user asked, “Then who leaked the All Star and slapping videos on Chris' twitter? There's no way they should have access to those videos. Do you have an explanation?”<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-7 ([https://archive.ph/phGqE archive])</ref>

Marvin answered:<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-8#post-4126448 ([https://archive.ph/Tp9qe archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Why wouldn't they? They just say "oh wow, idea guy was so mean to you, let's see those awful videos they made you make".}}

The user asked, "Why would Chris keep them though? Nothing about it makes sense to me imo"

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Hard drive space is cheap. I can't imagine he deletes anything unless he has to.}}

==Subverted White Knights==
28 December 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/video-of-chris-at-lukass-house.51525/page-10#post-4134037 ([https://archive.ph/W3JHp archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "My man, Chris has had at least 10 years of trolling but also 10 years of people white knighting him. People have felt bad for him. People have tried to help him in a number of ways. People have literally told him several times that he's being trolled: Don't talk to Julie it's a troll! Don't reply to Miyamoto it's a troll! Don't put up with Wise's extortion!. Everyone that try to help Chris have to kiss his ass to get anywhere close to him and when they warn him or try to help him Chris blocks them and continues to march into the fire.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|No he didn't. White knights were subverted. Their messages blocked, deleted before Chris could see them. If they got through, trolls would leak their conversations with Chris and accuse the helper of being the culprit. Trolls had a vise-like grip on Chris and that only loosened when they willingly gave up when Bob died.

Since then, other trolls moved in and took up the mantle.

But even if the conversation of who is or isn't a troll comes up with Chris, he's still not playing on level ground.

Someone accuses Julie of being a troll. Julie says she's not a troll. Who should Chris pick?

What if it's two people saying Julie's not a troll? Three? Four? Some of Chris' IRL friends saying she's not a troll? Almost every person in his life?

When people try to help Chris, he's not knowledgeably throwing that help away. He cannot identify help. There's a platter with 20 different options, and one of those options is help, the rest are people trying to fuck him over.

The numbers are not in Chris' favor.

Chris doesn't go to work. He doesn't go to school. He doesn't have peers to socialize with. Think about where your typical 36 year old is in life. No 36 year old is going to befriend Chris. The only people Chris talks to are internet weirdos, usually trying to fuck with him, or the occasional random good samaritan. He's only got a small group of people to socialize with, and most of that group has been filled up by trolls.

They've invaded his life IRL too, as we've seen. People will drive to his house to talk to him. At least two trolls have been inside Chris' house.}}

==Blocking==
13 February 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/page-5#post-4319631 ([https://archive.fo/cHofj archive])</ref>

In a thread on the topic of Chris's [[CPU_CWCSonichu]] Twitter account. The thread content was a screenshot of a text in which Chris mentioned an ally helping him screen the account.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#CPU_CWCSonichu]]</ref> Users speculated on who the ally might be.

{{quoteboxkiwi|What? It's not [[The Captain|the captain]], it's me. Do you guys not remember this thread? Or this thread? I have access to his email and his social media.

Sometimes when I see screencaps of speds screeching at Chris, I block them.}}

==Friends Gone==
26 February 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-2-25-q-a-tweets.53786/page-6#post-4377498 ([https://archive.fo/9eMS1 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Remember when @Marvin said Chris had IRL friends who aren't Barb?

Guess they're gone now.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|They are.}}

The user commented, "Chris' recent insanity must've driven them away.

Or he only knew them through End Games, but he can't go back because ban yet again."

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|He went to see movies with them a few times and went to their houses before.

It's pretty much because he has new "friends" (imaginary ones). He spent a year+ with his imaginary friends, not talking to his real friends.}}

==Chris at Therapy==
14 March 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-demoted-a-phase-in-therapeutic-docket-program.54259/page-4#post-4442207 ([https://archive.fo/FCvgY archive])</ref>

[''in response to comments that Chris probably avoids telling therapists about his beliefs'']

{{quoteboxkiwi|Oh lolno, Chris has been telling his therapists in great detail about his insane shit for a long time. Like in detail and he gets cranky if they don't let him tell everything the way he wants.

I just don't think they care or will do anything about it.}}

==Idea Guys' Blackmailing==
21 [[April 2019]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1008#post-4610502 ([https://archive.ph/3YSlf archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "The Idea Guy saga. They extorted 6K from him by threatening to blow up CWCville from a moon base witih a laser and he fell for it.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Well, and they also extracted blackmail material from him, like making him "admit" to being a pedophile and and having him hit Barb and record it. (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in high school, right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")}}

==Marvin on lost content regarding the trolling of Chris==
26 [[July 2019]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791 ([https://archive.ph/5HTxq archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Yeah. But all that is archived on the forum. Or is that not on there?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|No, something like 90% of what got Chris to make the videos he did was never made public.}}

==On Chris's internet activity==
15 [[September 2023]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1858#post-16809647</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "plus the restricted Internet activities. It would show a massive increase in self restraint without others instruction."

{{quoteboxkiwi|No, that's pretty ordinary Chris. Chris doesn't necessarily have this driving compulsion to sperg out online.

For example, back in the old days (ie liquid and around then), he really had to be pestered to go online and wasn't very enthused about it naturally. And after Bob died, everyone went hands off and left him alone, so without being pestered to post content, he just slid off and was offline for like three years.

Now certainly nowadays he sees why he can go online to beg for stuff, but I wouldn't describe Chris as super desperate for internet attention, in and of itself. He's desperate for his own weird desires, which sometimes can be acquired online, sometimes not.}}

==On the formation of the CWCki==
25 [[September 2023]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1860#post-16856708</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Is it fair to say the Cwcki was sort of an extension of the original Encyclopedia Dramatica page?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|It was more meant to be an alternative.

An issue with ED is that its content is a pretty consistent mixture of both actual embarassing facts and then just random jokes and accusations that are generally understood to be false. (Not that this needs to be a criticism of ED, that might be exactly what you're looking for.)

So there'd be some true facts about Chris, next to an accusation that he secretly indulges in, say, gay porn and spends all his time on grindr hunting for pickles. This was meant to fuck with him and it definitely worked, but it also made figuring out what's true or not difficult.

A decent chunk of people found Chris immensely interesting and they wanted to get the actual scoop on him. Those people were congregating on the ED article talk page and they were cluttering it up with gossip unrelated to maintaining the page. (which is supposed to be the purpose of a talk page)

After a bit, the ED admins got sick of people using the talk page as a forum, so a separate wiki, the cwcki, was made. It had a different thrust from the ED page and it was meant to reliably document what was going on with Chris from an "in-universe" perspective.

After awhile that become kind of untenable as most of the early troll plots had been debunked in Chris' eyes, so in the past few years, it's kinda settled down to just documenting Chris objectively.}}

==See also==
*[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)]]

{{References}}

[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts|Marvin]]

Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)

2026-05-30T15:18:23Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake */

This page is an archive of [[Marvin]]'s key posts about Chris on the online forum [[Kiwi Farms]]. Posts are sorted by date.

==Anna's Message to Catie==
18 [[December 2014]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/annas-anti-troll-plea-to-catie.6571/ ([https://archive.is/7Tzsc archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Ok, so, the background:

Back when Catie was ramping up, Anna was desperately trying to shut down Catie. However, Chris had already met Catie IRL at that point (if my memory is accurate). Catie was already tangible to Chris, so Anna was fighting a losing battle.

Anna's last ditch attempt to dislodge Catie was that she would appeal to Catie's humanity:}}

Marvin quoted a message:

{{quoteboxwhite|You really need to leave Christian alone. It's so painfully obvious to anyone on the outside that you have a fake profile specifically designed to troll him. Just about every paragraph holds a clue against you. The fake license was a pathetic effort, but one you knew would work well enough on someone naive. Too bad you used the wrong font, didn't match the background color, made your fake signature longer than the signature box would allow, and forgot to put the second signature over the picture.

I don't care what you're hoping to get out of this--whether you want to troll him to do something funny, or simply get him to trust you to ultimately help him. You are doing far more damage than you think. You're messing with an autistic man who simply won't see the truth because he wants the lie so badly. And that's sick. You're not just messing with him, though--you're messing with his mom, and you're messing with me.

Whatever your opinion of his mom is, it doesn't give you the right to break her heart either. She doesn't deserve to be given false hope that maybe her son HAS found a soul mate and WILL be taken care of after she's gone. Because that's her greatest fear, and you're playing on it like a predator.

So just stop. I know you're probably pretending to be upset with him right now so that you'll get him desperate enough to do whatever you tell him. It's obscene. Let it go, walk away. Delete the fake accounts, and never do anything like this again.}}

Marvin commented:

{{quoteboxkiwi|(I just want to point out: Anna doesn't know Barb. Like, at all. She's pulling the "his poor mother :'(" guilt trip out of her ass.)}}

==Marvin on how the Miscreants trolled Chris==

6 [[July 2015]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127 ([https://archive.ph/Om30l#selection-4619.0-4631.462 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I still predict that he is eventually going to get into trouble somehow at Impulse, though. Chris is who he is, people do not change on a dime and he has been the same person for 30+ years, he is just currently showing a bit more control over what he lets out and isn't taking the bait for trolls as much anymore. But the fact that he doesn't understand social boundaries and can sperg out over criticism will never change. Chris is and always will be a walking powder keg awaiting an inevitable lit match."

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris never "took the bait" from trolls. All of the past trolling was artificially constructed by a group of people with lots of control over Chris. It's fake. Chris doesn't really sperg out over criticism on his own like you'd think based on what the cwcki portrays.

There isn't anything for Chris to do to get in trouble for at Impulse. He can't get in trouble because there's nothing for him to get in trouble about. He doesn't need to change at all to fit in at Impulse, aside from appearing nominally trans. His real personality just naturally has a lot more control than you'd think.}}

A user then commented, "Was it, really...? That sounds more like a conspiration than "let's troll Chris for the lulz". Marvin then replies with the following:

{{quoteboxkiwi|I'm not sure the distinction you're making. For example, Liquid and Kacey working together to troll Chris is a conspiracy. Just by definition.

The point I'm trying to make is that we knew Chris' psychology very well, so we knew what to say to him to get him riled up. But those situations were very artificial. The trolling makes people think Chris just randomly gets mad and starts yelling at people if you call Sonichu gay. Or call Sonic gay.

The youtube videos leave out all the calls and messages from e-girlfriends that built up Chris' reaction. For every trolling saga, there was a bunch of stuff happening in the background.

Without trolls, Chris is pretty different. I mean, not in his personality, of course. He's pretty much the same person regardless. But his reactions on youtube were highly inflated by troll girlfriends whispering shit to him behind the scenes. "Oh Chris, you're not just going to take that, are you? Chris, I need a man who can stand up for himself, not just a little wuss..." It takes quite a bit to whip Chris up into a frenzy. And it's hard to keep it going.}}

==Leaking of Chris Using Menstrual Pads==
12 September 2015<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-457#post-968128 ([https://archive.fo/i418S archive])</ref>

[''Marvin posted two images of Chris holding a box of Always pads.'']

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==Marvin on the intimacy between Chris and Barb==

15 [[October 2015]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chriss-next-court-date-oct-15-2015.13242/page-22#post-1034829 ([https://archive.ph/TVHtO archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Barb's aging. Thin, kind of frail. Might not be very responsive.

In retrospect, I don't think Chris recognized anyone. There was the guy he exchanged words with, but going over my notes, it might've been just him being paranoid of someone.

There was an old lady behind Chris talking to him a few times. I don't think it was Rocky.

Chris' outfit, from what I could see, was very funny. @Rammspieler might have a picture.

Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird.

There was some guy with white hair and a white suit talking to Not-Rocky. Then the PD came over and talked to Chris and Barb, with white-hair-guy and Not-Rocky in the row behind them. This is where I heard snippets referencing "six months" and something something something. I think I heard Chris stress sigh a few times and I think the PD got a little annoyed dealing with Chris. Not much, but I kinda sensed something like that. Maybe I imagined it.

After a bit, the PD went up to the judge and they called Chris up. Chris starts getting impatient with Barb. He said something like "are your ears clogged up??" and then "wanna follow me so you can hear what's going on?" Then she got up and trundled up there to accompany Chris.

This says a few things to me:

Perhaps Barb's hearing is wearing down. This fits in with her being frail and old.
Chris is being kind of bossy to Barb.
Chris expects Barb to be his bookkeeper so far as his punishments go. This is confirming what we heard about at the Snyder trial.
Now, I couldn't hear anything they were saying up front. At this point, I didn't want to get hassled by Not-Rocky or whoever else was there, so I bailed and went to find Rammspieler.}}

==Barb and Chris==
14 January 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-chris-really-qualified-to-be-caring-for-barb.16435/page-4 ([https://archive.is/1Y5GD archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I can't imagine them even really speaking to each other. I kinda get the impression that Barb cares for herself except for the occasions when she needs some unspeakable medication rubbed on a terrible thing on a horrendous body part she can't reach then she hollers Chris over from his half of the nest. Chris grumbles his way over and barely conceals his disgust and then goes on the internet to sperg about what a philanthropist he is.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Well, I don't think they talk very much. However, no, Chris is Barb's hand servant. She screams for him and he comes running. She has him change the newspaper the dogs shit on, she has him run errands to bring her stuff, and she used to have him haul her goodwill crap to the car, and then from the car into the house.

If you'll recall, a few months to a year before the fire, Chris stopped being permitted to sleep separately from Barb, in his bedroom. He had to sleep closer to Barb, because she needed to be able to yell for him to go to sheetz and buy her crap, and he wasn't able to hear her up in his bedroom. He kind of tried to resist at first, but then she got super pissed and threw a tantrum. She wrecked his room and like flipped everything over because he was trying to sleep on his own.

Edit: Oh, though, I think Barb's yelling has gotten much less frequent nowadays. It seems like she's pretty feeble nowadays. Chris is just as scared of Barb as he used to be though. I don't think he realizes how much power he has over Barb nowadays.}}

In response to the other user's comment, "Those moments of affection we occasionally see in videos are either staged or a ploy to pacify Barb after whatever colossal fuckup she's helped him out of that week.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|They're really physically affectionate in a strange way. Chris is pretty touchy feely with women because of habits he learned by spending time with Barb.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Barb was always too close with Chris. Maybe that's OK with a younger child. But she didn't stop when it started to get creepy. Chris owning blowup dolls should've hinted to Barb to stop cuddling with her adult son.

Bob did try to say something about it, but Barb flipped out. Kind of like when he tried to clean up the hoard and she flipped shit on him. It seems like it was easier for Bob to just go with the flow.}}

==Rocky Filming Lego Manchester==
13-14 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-video-2-12-chris-apologizes-for-offending-people.17473/page-9#post-1266590 ([https://archive.fo/72vo6 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's message, "There's hasn't been much mention of [[Rocky]] in months.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Yeah, but I don't know if contact frequency will be the deciding factor. Chris and Rocky were pretty distant back when Chris made [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|this video]]. And I'm pretty sure he just called her out of the blue to film that for him.

I think that when Barb kicks it, if Rocky is still working at the church, she'd help Chris get his affairs in order. But that's a big if. It's a race between Rocky's retirement and Barb's death/hospitalization.}}

Another user asked, "I'm aware I'm veering off-topic here but I never knew Rocky helped record that video for him, is this something you know 100% as a fact Marvin?"

Marvin replied:

{{quoteboxkiwi|I'm very confident Rocky recorded that video. I'd quote you email correspondence if it wouldn't out my position.}}

==Leaking of Chris's Specimen Sample==
27 February 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gross-dnasicles.17896/ ([https://archive.fo/6Ps0K archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|So yeah, some dude shared this with me privately.

I'm like the Edward Snowden of gross Chris videos.

Anyway, watch this if you hate yourself.

[''Marvin uploaded [[Chris's Specimen Sample|a video]]'']}}

==Chris's Menstrual Pads==
3 March 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-517#post-1298729 ([https://archive.is/Tpq4i archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "ty for adding all the necessary tags to make sure this picture isn't forgotten in the annals of Christory.

Also, I love the juxtaposition of the bag of pads and his 5 o'clock shadow.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|I like the deer-in-the-headlights look he's got.

Heh, also, Chris got these to control his pants shitting. See, the doctor suggested Chris get diapers, but he screeched "but dose are for baybeeees!! :c"

Now that he can use menstrual pads instead, that's A-OK for a beautiful young flower like Christine.}}

==Leaking of Unban Contracts==
13 October 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/unban-me-contracts-fall-2016.24994/ ([https://archive.fo/ngR8y archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|So, as you might recall, fatty was railing against his bans recently. [''Marvin linked to a thread on the subject of Chris's [[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Walmart|Facebook posting about his bans]]'']

In his rambling, he mentions trying to "resolve the matter with a detailed document" that the management refused to sign.

I think I have those documents.

[''Marvin leaked the [[Unban contracts]]'']

I can't really give much info on my source, other than someone in Charlottesville happened upon them. If it means anything, I'm convinced they're genuine.

Enjoy}}

==Perspective on Chris's social life==
4 [[November 2016]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-95 ([https://archive.ph/KDEhf archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I keep seeing you mention him having friends and that but you never say who they are (from what I've seen). Are they actually friends or just people like you and @[[LoveYouLongTime]] who merely tolerate him and a fully aware of his internet fame?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|IRL, non-troll people who he met independently. People who talked to him enough to decide to spend time with him separately on multiple occasions. Not just awkward laughs, where they then try to sidle away from him. They found Chris nice and friendly enough to invite him to places. Or to their houses or whatever.

People here hyperanalyze Chris' bad traits and dramatically overestimate those bad traits' significance to your average normal, non-internet person when he's out in the field.

Chris can be an annoying, creepy weirdo. I'm not saying that he's not. But there's a difference between "can be" and "110% of the time, no exceptions period".

Edit: And the flip side of the coin is that Chris is boring as shit. He's also not super popular. My whole point is that:

*Making friends is not hard, even Chris can do it
*Make no assumptions about Chris' daily life unless you're getting daily updates on it. Since we haven't gotten daily updates on Chris' life, pretty much since Bob died, don't assume you know what Chris does based on golden age trolling info. Golden age trolling info was when we were actively seducing Chris away from venturing out into the world and half assedly pursuing other sources of socialization. When the trolls go away, Chris goes out into the world again. He's not great at it, but the world is a big place. He's talked to enough nerd/gay people in [[Charlottesville]] to the point where he struck upon some friends who nerds/gays in the same way that he does.}}

==Sonichuizcool==
23 November 2016<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1897303 ([https://archive.fo/pYJTl archive])</ref>

In a discussion about [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|Sonichuizcool]], and in response to a user's comment, "Did he act like a total asshole towards her just because he felt like it, or did someone convince him to do it?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|Someone told him she was a troll.}}

==Barb's Hoarding==
14 January 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/yt-1-12-skylanders-imaginators-leader-christine-w-chandler-random-review-n-stuff.27570/page-8#post-2020225 ([https://archive.fo/xHRBS archive])</ref>

On the subject of [[Barbara]]'s hoarding:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Her hoarding is diagnosable, not that she's actually been diagnosed.

Barb cluttered up 14BC with lots and lots of crap she refuses to throw away. She doesn't provide reasonable justifications for why she keeps it, other than a vague feeling that it's "valuable". She gets irrationally angry when people try to intervene and get rid of some of her stuff.

For example, in the past, she's threatened to kill herself when Bob and Chris tried to band together to get her to toss some of her stuff away.

The Dali painting was interesting, because she claimed it was stolen from her by firefighters because it was worth so much. In reality, it was a reproduction (almost certainly some kind of print) of a Dali painting that probably would've fetched $15 at a yard sale.}}

==High School Gal-Pals==
12 February 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-681#post-2046965 ([https://archive.fo/MymEA archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Since Chris posted about his former gal-pals recently, I'd like to know, did Bob really pay some girls to hang out with Chris back in his glorious high-school days ? I remember reading that their confession that they never liked him was a troll fabrication, but I don't think there was any mention of Bob. If it was a troll fabrication, did Chris ever find out about it ?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|Bob arranged for the lunchtime galpals (the ones who went to [[My big 18th party|this birthday party]]) to hang out with Chris. The actual letter revealing it to Chris was indeed a troll fabrication, but Barb confirmed it to Chris anyway.

I don't think we have reason to believe that any actual money changed hands. It might've just been a favor requested by the principal and the girls were just doing a good deed. It's possible they got service learning hours.}}

==Perspective on Chris's begging and how he was trolled==
17 June 2017<ref>https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/page-11#post-2351871</ref>

In response to a user's message:
{{quoteboxwhite|Didn't someone actually just straight-up give him the details of a jobs for tards programme? I'm sure I recall one of his asspatters commenting with it on his Facebook. I mean, we've had the "could Chris get a job" debate here more times than I can remember, but it seems to me like people have done everything short of posing as him and applying for jobs in his name. A homeless person wants a house, but Chris doesn't want a job.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Oh absolutely. Chris doesn't want a job. And honestly, he doesn't need a job (right now).

A better analogy than the homeless person example is probably a Christian trying to persuade a homosexual to give up the gay life. They're condescendingly trying to sell someone on a lifestyle they don't want and don't need.

It's at this point that people will bring up that Chris begs. The begging (at the same time that Chris is publicly shitting on the idea of getting a job) is really obnoxious. No question about that. But I can't fault Chris for it, purely because it works. Chris has no shame and he thinks his haters are just bitter nerds, so he quite comfortably ignores them while raking in the weenbux. I can't fault Chris on that.

The people who should be embarrassed are the dumbasses getting conned by his shtick.}}

Marvin in the same message also responded to another user:
{{quoteboxwhite|Idk who is more autistic; us for being members of a forum that dissects the misadventures of an overweight autistic manchild, or the ones who run back to him and rat to get in the good graces of an overweight autistic manchild, lol.}}
{{quoteboxkiwi|Everyone wants to be the next Clyde Cash. The problem is that the public image of Clyde Cash (and other trolls) is that we made it look so easy, because the cwcki doesn't document all the backroom dealings that enabled all the fun of the past. People think that all it takes to get Chris to chimp is to message him with something antagonizing. It was never that easy, we had to manipulate Chris into getting off his lazy ass and doing something.

So for example: Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.

So the end result of this is that Chris has a stream of people trying to squeal on other trolls, in the hope that they'll have Chris' ear and be able to architect the next saga.}}

==Buying While Banned==
23 June 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2368387 ([https://archive.fo/yJhWT archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "@Marvin Chris still goes to church in Charlottesville, right? I imagine thats the only local area he even COULD go to church with the tranny nonsense. I wonder what Barb thinks about him driving 30 minutes just to go to church

Then again I guess its kind of convenient with the game shop. I really think he should move there after Barb dies":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris has driven two hours across Virginia to buy toys at a store he's not banned from. Barb doesn't notice and doesn't care.}}

The user replied, ":lol:

Of course he has...why doesn't he just buy them online?"

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris is stupid as fuck.

Heh, at one point, he had some older, married woman buying him his amiibos for him. I think she was one of the mother's of one of the little kids he plays pokemon with. That cracked me up because it was like Chris was a drug addict, finding someone to smuggle him his fix.}}

==NightStar2891 Leaks DMs to Marvin==
7 [[August 2017]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/ ([https://archive.is/WD2IU archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Heh, so, I messaged Night Star, the recent ween twitter account that communicates in a suspiciously familiar manner.

See, I was convinced that Night Star was secretly Christine, so I became determined to find proof of my theory. I messaged Night Star on twitter and presented my argument. I pointed out how their writing and Chris' were eerily similar, to the point where it's almost statistically impossible they're not the same person.

But the mystery wouldn't be that easy to solve. Christine, if she really is Night Star, is more wily than I could've predicted.

After some verbal sparring, they managed to persuade me that they're not actually Chris. Or if they are, I'll never be the one to unmask them.

Dejected, I gave up on my mission.

Fast forward to today, Night Star messages me again. Amazingly, they went to talk to Christine, and they got Christine's side of the story. Night Star shared screencaps of their convo with me.

(Like, all kidding aside, this is indeed what happened. These screencaps are from the Night Star twitter account. I don't know if they're legit, but here you go.)}}

[''Marvin uploaded [[CWCSonichu-NightStar2891 DMs]]'']

Marvin later edited the post to add:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Edit:

@legendaryskittle established that the email being used is most likely Chris' old volcanoinsuranceidiot email address, thus confirming this is indeed Chris' account:}}

Marvin quoted legendaryskittle's post:

{{quoteboxred|The volcanoinsuranceidiot email address is in use on twitter:

[[File:Volcanoinsuranceidiot.png|200px]]

This proves there are at least 2 twitter accounts linked to Chris owned email addresses.

Too many coincidences at this point.}}

Marvin again later edited the post to add:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Double edit:

Here's the background to Night Star dropping these screencaps.}}

==Marvin Leaks DMs with NightStar2891==
8 August 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-21 ([https://archive.is/dcaQc archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|So I didn't post this at first, but I might as well now. Here are the interesting parts of my conversation with Night Star that led to them leaking their conversation with Chris:

So first I started off trying to link them to something to get their IP. Most of the fake Chris socks are easy to spot, but Night Star was distinct and I wanted to investigate.

That plan went south, so I gave up. After a bit, Night Star PM'd me with this:}}

[''Marvin posted excerpts of DMs between NightStar2891 and himself, along with his commentary. See [[Marvin DMs#NightStar2891]] for the messages.'']

{{quoteboxkiwi|And that was more or less the end of it.}}

==Manipulation of Chris During Catherine Saga==
26 November 2017<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2798964 ([https://archive.fo/0wRXL archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "So whenever he is trolled, let's say by Ivy, he learns to not trust a trollsona even if they talked to his parents on the phone beforehand. But that doesn't cover OKCupid for example (Catherine's initial 'in' was from there, IIRC), because he only learned how to prevent this particular permutation or this infiltration technique.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Heh, so, when it comes to [[Catherine]], we actually used extensive inside information to orchestrate that. It actually affected Chris mentally way more than we thought it would, because he kept citing that 98% compatibility rating persistently when Catherine tried to break up with him. We specifically matched every answer we made with every answer he made. It's not that it would be impossible to catfish him independently, but we have aggressively penetrating intelligence on his behavior and actions.

Like trolling Chris is a science, not an art. You don't persuade Chris to fall for your shtick, you pay people who can set you up ahead of time. We got Chris to drive three states over, not because Chris is dumb and we're master manipulators, but because we had an inside source.}}

==Troll-Scripted Content==
7 [[December 2017]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-8#post-2831215 ([https://archive.ph/BQ36f archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "So what stuff was actually outright scripted?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Most non-rant videos, like [[cakefarts]].

The rant videos were more freeform, though they often had a framework or were in response to a specific request. ie "talk about topics X, Y and Z, and be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or [[Twin Falling Towers|compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him]]!"}}

==Idea Guys Saga==
23 January 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2988613 ([https://archive.fo/C2GCg archive])</ref>

In a thread about the original [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise being doxed the first time (and before Wise's alleged extortion of Chris):

{{quoteboxkiwi|So to start with, I want to say explicitly what I believe most of you already know: Almost every Chris troll that comes through asks me for advice. The ones who don't ask me for advice, I find out a lot about them from other sources.

I generally know what's going on, either directly or indirectly.

While I have my own opinions on whether a given troll is being funny or lame, I don't feel it's my place to intervene against them (once they've outed themselves to me, at least). I don't own Chris. It would be hypocritical for me to shut people down because simply I think their ideas are lame.

That being said, trolling Chris in 2018 sucks. We all know that. You're only kicking a man when he's down.

But what can we do about it? Like I said, I don't own Chris, and KF also doesn't own Chris. The only way Chris will stop being trolled is if someone who knows him IRL polices his social interactions.

When we chimp out that someone trolled Chris in a way we don't like, it reveals our own impotence. Frankly, it's downright autistic.

Guys, chill the fuck out, you're embarrassing yourselves.

Now, that aside: we do need some sort of organized policy for the future.

Flipping out at this incident won't fix the deeper problem: Chris trolling is going to happen regardless of what we think. How are we to deal with that?}}

==Marvin on Chris knowing that he was the Man in the Pickle Suit==
26 [[January 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-820#post-3000149 ([https://archive.ph/TCMwP archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|I'm not in contact with Chris. (Other than the occasional tweet.)

When people troll Chris, they frequently come to me for advice. In the process, they share details about what's going on.

I don't know if Chris specifically knows I was the man in the pickle suit, but I think he'd probably forgive me, a la Adam Stackhouse and the other rehabilitated cwcville enemies. I think he knows my twitter handle is a troll, at least. And he forgave me at magfest for whatever he thinks I've done under my twitter handle.}}

==Avoidance of Troll Forums==
22 April 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-z-jack-jankowski-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-18#post-3281395 ([https://archive.fo/5S7eq archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "he DOES stalk this forum":

{{quoteboxkiwi|He doesn't stalk kf. He'll go to kf when an Idea Guy or someone similar says "hey chris, look at this". Or if there's some other reason he needs to get some info, like when Jessica Quinn was active.

The reason is because during the more famous sagas, he'd lurk various forums trying to figure out who's fucking with him. However there was contradictory information everywhere, and the trolls did a good enough job at finding fall guys, to the point that Chris concluded that he wasn't going to find anything illuminating by squatting on the troll haunts.

Reason I know this, is because there'd constantly be speculation on sites like /cwc/ that outright spelled out people's plans. Chris was completely ignorant of that info until we linked the specific post to him. Then he'd flip out "omg what is this???"

I have posted on here (and elsewhere) just completely openly, without filter, because I've never been that worried about Chris finding it. Back then we'd have a troll talking to Chris, and I'd more or less just post about what's going on publicly and nothing ever happened. (We left out the most damning details, but a smart person could figure out what was going on. The threads were pretty straightforward.)

Chris has been checking kf more often than he used to, but even then it's not very frequent.

I know this because Chris unblocked me on twitter a few months ago. I was confused because my twitter account has pickles and stuff on it (like, pickled cucumbers, not dongs), so it's pretty clear I'm some kind of troll. Chris said something like "OK you troll, I am giving you another chance, but do not talk to me for a whole month" and then he unbanned me. Anyway, things were cool for a few months, and I said hi to him at magfest.

Heh, well, after magfest, he suddenly blocked me again. It had taken him that long to notice who I was on kf, and that's why he blocked me. His block message was "I'm sorry [Marvin] but you are too much trollble[sic]".

Weird time to block me. I haven't trolled him in years.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯}}

==Why Chris gets trolled==
13 [[May 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-859#post-3351449</ref><ref>https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-859#post-3351674</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "When you have a person like Chris who lays it out there for the world to see and gets trolled time and time again but keeps doing it, I find it hard to feel sympathy for them. I'll admit that making him do some of the things trolls have done in the past was pretty bad, but he set himself up for it.

Moving on, I don't understand why he has to be so public when he knows he's just going to get shit for it. I realize this is Chris we're talking about, but even animals have shown more common sense."

{{quoteboxkiwi|Chris is not smart enough to evade the trolls. He isn't naturally public, he gets duped into doing stuff publicly.}}

The user then replied, "You don't have to be a fucking rocket scientist to "evade" the trolls. And he isn't naturally public? HE is the one posting his videos online, begging for donations, or doing stupid lets plays and everything else."

{{quoteboxkiwi|I don't think you understand the level of control the trolls have over him. Imagine an old lady in a nursing home, and her carers get her to sign away her money to them.}}

==Thetan Saga==
24 [[June 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/6-22-chris-at-too-many-games-convention.44691/page-37#post-3494509 ([https://archive.ph/VDyp9 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Who was [[Thetan]] again? As in what did they do to troll Chris?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|She pretended to be Chris' friends from high school. She was before Catherine, after Bob's death during the long period of silence (or maybe right after the silence ended? maybe she ended it? don't remember).

The most notable thing I remember about her saga was that she made up that Borb hired Chris' high school friends. Chris got all sad and ran to Barb for comfort, to ask if it was true. And indeed, she confirmed it as true. (As far as we can trust stuff that Barb says, anyway.)}}

==Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake==
12 [[July 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 ([https://archive.ph/5Tsnm archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Devoting hours to managing Chris would be the solution that would work best, but nobody has that time. But getting Chris to check in about anything that sounds suspicious could help.":
{{quoteboxkiwi|It takes like 15 minutes a day, tops. Null has the passwords to the accounts. He checks shit, deletes shit. Chris doesn't act on any messages unless Null gives it the OK first. Otherwise it just sits in his inbox. Hell, it's actually an email null set up. Chris specifically has all his [[business]] messages go there.}}

In response to a user's comment, "Okay, so explain - this predated the existence of the filters?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|The filters were from years ago. Chris asked one e-girlfriend in one saga to watch his shit. He stopped trying to balance "troll vs not troll" on his own and just let the e-girlfriend do it. He doesn't read the message, he clicks "forward" or moves it to the "troll info" folder.

He also did it with [[Rob Bell]], as I noted.

Then the next e-girlfriend came along and didn't pick back up on that. Hasn't been a thing since.

And that was back in like 2011? 2012? At the most recent.}}

==Chris has never been hacked==
4 October 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/10-4-chris-says-magi-chan-wrote-hawaii-trip-tweet-for-monetary-gain.48498/post-3828410</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "He's not particularly difficult to hack.":

{{quotebox|Chris has never been hacked. Chris' first password was sonichu or some shit, but after people started guessing it, he changed it an unreadable, autistic "riddle". Imagine [[August_2013_Facebook_Posts#The_Riddle|his facebook "riddle"]].

We stole and published his emails by having his e-girlfriend ask him for his password and he'd give it up. Then she'd feign ignorance.}}

==Chris's facial blindness and beliefs==
19 [[November 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/11-18-chriss-twitter-posts-a-video-of-him-jacking-off.50093/page-15#post-3998284 ([https://archive.fo/4IK72 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "We are used to associating Autism with a literal and lateral train of thought locked into routine (like Nate Speed or Bryce Cherry with their unmovable bizarre obsessions) but Chris has this realm of magical thinking which is also totally unoriginal and requires prompting by trolls or gal-pals. He's a lot more interactive than a common or garden autist and the fascination he has generated may show that there is something different at work.

It's interesting to hear what you say about Chris requiring and accepting empirical evidence in the way that he will demonstrate an obvious developmental disorder with his gullibility but is also able to lucidly weave a reasonably interesting narrative with the right external stimulus. And he will accept that evidence, many smarter crazies than Chris won't if it conflicts with their internal dialogue.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|The way I see it, Chris, like all autists, has trouble with subtlety. Like with his face blindness. He can latch onto concrete points of interest, like noses, eyes, mouth, but he has trouble noticing if someone's nose is a little too wide, or someone's got bigger lips than average. That's subtle comparison and he's not good at that.

For this reason, I think Chris really doesn't notice how unfeminine he looks or whether or not he's ugly. He looks in the mirror and sees nose, eyes, mouth and he's like "oh, that's... attractive? I think? or maybe not? this is hard". It's also why he autistically focuses on tits and vagina, and completely ignores ass. The difference between a nice ass and a saggy gross ass is harder than the binary choice of vagina vs no vagina.

Honestly, I didn't personally believe his face blindness was that severe until I experienced it myself. I met Chris IRL on two occasions, pretty closely together, and Chris looked me dead in the face and didn't recognize me. Shit was weird.

As this applies to his goofy beliefs, Chris really respects hard, concrete "true or false" narratives. But since you can't really disprove supernatural stuff, it's not falsifiable, Chris gets to just wade around in his fantasies forever without anyone being capable of spoiling his fun.

Chris declaring that the dimensional merge will happen, by the end of 2018, obviously contradicts that. That's something that'll be falsifiable. I believe Chris has only done that out of desperation. Chris is having money troubles, Barb's always at death's door, and he really wants something to fix everything. I believe only desperation has forced Chris to bet everything on black, that the "true or false" narrative will come out in his favor.

If Chris had infinite money, I don't think we'd have a dimensional merge. I think Chris would be content to pretend to be seeing Sonichu around every corner for eternity.}}

==Why Chris Continued Believing Idea Guys Influence==
20 [[November 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-815#post-4002093 ([https://archive.md/9GYiD archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "This is what I don't understand and maybe you can help me out with this @[[Marvin]]

When Chris was talking to Boyd and Wise, he didn't know it was them right?
He thought that through discord he was really talking to Hyperdimensional Neptunia characters, Gwenpool, Jesus Christ, and his hedgehog partners.
In his mind he didn't see another human being on the other end, so when The Captain told him he was being scammed by two dweebs - did Chris make the connection that all these characters he was talking to were actually two dudes roleplaying?

because he still sticks close to the scenarios they were roleplaying, he still thinks that Magi-Chan confessed his love for Chris. In his mind, that memory is very real and he still doesn't see or admit the reality that it was some autistic dude on the internet. This is different from all the fake girlfriends, for example; when Julie said to Chris "I'm actually a 12 year old boy you pedofork", Chris wasn't saying the next day "that dang Bluespike, but Julie is still very real and I love her!".
But here he is doing exactly that! still believing all these characters were real and probably still believing all the conversations and sex he had with them was real too... What gives, does he not realise the reality of the situation?

So on that note, does Chris actually know why he's mad at Wise and Boyd?
Because if he doesn't see the full extent of what they did to him, and he's still ignorant to their actions, then what does he perceive them as doing wrong?
Is he just mad at them because you guys told him these two did something bad to him, and that was good enough for Chris?

If you were to ask him now who was blackmailing him into punching barb and admitting to pedophilia, would he outright say it was Wise and Boyd or would he say it was Gweenpool and Pitohui and somehow Wise and Boyd were involved..."

{{quoteboxkiwi|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.}}

==HRT==
25 [[November 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/page-40#post-4018237 ([https://archive.ph/5mFpJ archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I also still don't think Chris is on real HRT. That shit requires a pysch eval. I remember some where, some one mentioned the possibility he badgered a walk in clinic for some stuff his mother would take for menopause. But I digress; if a doctor approved him for actual HRT, they are fucking liable for all the health risks included, and who ever approved his pysch eval needs their licenses revoked. Chris is not intelligent enough to understand HRT can lead to early death.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Not anymore, we've got informed consent nowadays. Basically if you say the right things to a therapist for a few months, they'll write you a recommendation for HRT and send you to an endocrinologist. Chris was referred to one at UVA. They gave him a script and made him sign away liability (the "informed consent" part).

I knew about informed consent awhile ago, but I thought it was just some west coast debauchery. But unfortunately, it has reached the east coast, and a lot faster than I thought it would. For example, another lolcow, ContraPoints, lives in Baltimore, and he managed to scam some titty skittles from a shrink by blabbering the right keywords in like 3 months. FYI, the clinic he went to also offers pediatric trans care, including puberty blockers.

The medical system has thrown its hands up and said "fuck it, do whatever you want, we don't give a fuck anymore".}}

==Welfare Check on Barbara==
8 [[December 2018]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-172#post-4064609 ([https://archive.md/ADVjW archive])</ref>

In a thread speculating on what will happen when [[Barbara]] dies, and in response to a user's comment, "There's a reasonably good chance "we" will find out before the authorities.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|There's no chance of that happening. Chris will lose his shit and call 911 immediately. He's done it before.}}

Another user commented, "Ah, okay, my bad. I was not aware he'd done so before (I was out of the CWC loop a lot during the last year or two). That's good to hear, though!"

Marvin replied:

{{quoteboxkiwi|It's not a publicly documented story, but one time he was driving like two hours away because he's banned from all the gamestops in the area, and he called to check in on Barb. She was asleep and didn't hear the phone. He flipped out and called 911.}}

==Chris's Password Strength==
14 December 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-12-14-barb-confirms-shes-not-dead.50974/page-2#post-4087458 ([https://archive.fo/vP20t archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "I bet his new password is just "sonichu" backwards or some dumb shit, he really shouldn't go challenging da trolls publicly":

{{quoteboxkiwi|No, his passwords got very strong after the first few email leaks. They're autistic combinations of letters, numbers and symbols that no one would be able to figure out. [[2018 Twitter account compromise|He just hands them out to "magichan"]].}}

==Leaking of Idea Guys Videos==
25 [[December 2018]]

In a thread on the [[Teen Troon Squad]], and in response to a user's comment, "Wait, people named Devil and Lukas? Are these the same people who bought Chris's porn art for $1000 earlier this year?":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Yes, and they also bought "she came for cwc".<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-4 ([https://archive.ph/BpA5k archive])</ref>}}

Another user commented, "I hope they're not norking with Wyse & Boyd.".

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Nah, pretty sure they're independent.<ref>(https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-6 ([https://archive.ph/WLy7n archive])</ref>}}

Another user asked, “Then who leaked the All Star and slapping videos on Chris' twitter? There's no way they should have access to those videos. Do you have an explanation?”<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-7 ([https://archive.ph/phGqE archive])</ref>

Marvin answered:<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/12-25-the-teen-troon-squad-reveals-themselves-say-theyre-behind-the-merge.51472/page-8#post-4126448 ([https://archive.ph/Tp9qe archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxkiwi|Why wouldn't they? They just say "oh wow, idea guy was so mean to you, let's see those awful videos they made you make".}}

The user asked, "Why would Chris keep them though? Nothing about it makes sense to me imo"

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|Hard drive space is cheap. I can't imagine he deletes anything unless he has to.}}

==Subverted White Knights==
28 December 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/video-of-chris-at-lukass-house.51525/page-10#post-4134037 ([https://archive.ph/W3JHp archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "My man, Chris has had at least 10 years of trolling but also 10 years of people white knighting him. People have felt bad for him. People have tried to help him in a number of ways. People have literally told him several times that he's being trolled: Don't talk to Julie it's a troll! Don't reply to Miyamoto it's a troll! Don't put up with Wise's extortion!. Everyone that try to help Chris have to kiss his ass to get anywhere close to him and when they warn him or try to help him Chris blocks them and continues to march into the fire.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|No he didn't. White knights were subverted. Their messages blocked, deleted before Chris could see them. If they got through, trolls would leak their conversations with Chris and accuse the helper of being the culprit. Trolls had a vise-like grip on Chris and that only loosened when they willingly gave up when Bob died.

Since then, other trolls moved in and took up the mantle.

But even if the conversation of who is or isn't a troll comes up with Chris, he's still not playing on level ground.

Someone accuses Julie of being a troll. Julie says she's not a troll. Who should Chris pick?

What if it's two people saying Julie's not a troll? Three? Four? Some of Chris' IRL friends saying she's not a troll? Almost every person in his life?

When people try to help Chris, he's not knowledgeably throwing that help away. He cannot identify help. There's a platter with 20 different options, and one of those options is help, the rest are people trying to fuck him over.

The numbers are not in Chris' favor.

Chris doesn't go to work. He doesn't go to school. He doesn't have peers to socialize with. Think about where your typical 36 year old is in life. No 36 year old is going to befriend Chris. The only people Chris talks to are internet weirdos, usually trying to fuck with him, or the occasional random good samaritan. He's only got a small group of people to socialize with, and most of that group has been filled up by trolls.

They've invaded his life IRL too, as we've seen. People will drive to his house to talk to him. At least two trolls have been inside Chris' house.}}

==Blocking==
13 February 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/page-5#post-4319631 ([https://archive.fo/cHofj archive])</ref>

In a thread on the topic of Chris's [[CPU_CWCSonichu]] Twitter account. The thread content was a screenshot of a text in which Chris mentioned an ally helping him screen the account.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#CPU_CWCSonichu]]</ref> Users speculated on who the ally might be.

{{quoteboxkiwi|What? It's not [[The Captain|the captain]], it's me. Do you guys not remember this thread? Or this thread? I have access to his email and his social media.

Sometimes when I see screencaps of speds screeching at Chris, I block them.}}

==Friends Gone==
26 February 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/twitter-2-25-q-a-tweets.53786/page-6#post-4377498 ([https://archive.fo/9eMS1 archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Remember when @Marvin said Chris had IRL friends who aren't Barb?

Guess they're gone now.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|They are.}}

The user commented, "Chris' recent insanity must've driven them away.

Or he only knew them through End Games, but he can't go back because ban yet again."

Marvin answered:

{{quoteboxkiwi|He went to see movies with them a few times and went to their houses before.

It's pretty much because he has new "friends" (imaginary ones). He spent a year+ with his imaginary friends, not talking to his real friends.}}

==Chris at Therapy==
14 March 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-demoted-a-phase-in-therapeutic-docket-program.54259/page-4#post-4442207 ([https://archive.fo/FCvgY archive])</ref>

[''in response to comments that Chris probably avoids telling therapists about his beliefs'']

{{quoteboxkiwi|Oh lolno, Chris has been telling his therapists in great detail about his insane shit for a long time. Like in detail and he gets cranky if they don't let him tell everything the way he wants.

I just don't think they care or will do anything about it.}}

==Idea Guys' Blackmailing==
21 [[April 2019]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1008#post-4610502 ([https://archive.ph/3YSlf archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "The Idea Guy saga. They extorted 6K from him by threatening to blow up CWCville from a moon base witih a laser and he fell for it.":

{{quoteboxkiwi|Well, and they also extracted blackmail material from him, like making him "admit" to being a pedophile and and having him hit Barb and record it. (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in high school, right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")}}

==Marvin on lost content regarding the trolling of Chris==
26 [[July 2019]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791 ([https://archive.ph/5HTxq archive])</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Yeah. But all that is archived on the forum. Or is that not on there?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|No, something like 90% of what got Chris to make the videos he did was never made public.}}

==On Chris's internet activity==
15 [[September 2023]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1858#post-16809647</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "plus the restricted Internet activities. It would show a massive increase in self restraint without others instruction."

{{quoteboxkiwi|No, that's pretty ordinary Chris. Chris doesn't necessarily have this driving compulsion to sperg out online.

For example, back in the old days (ie liquid and around then), he really had to be pestered to go online and wasn't very enthused about it naturally. And after Bob died, everyone went hands off and left him alone, so without being pestered to post content, he just slid off and was offline for like three years.

Now certainly nowadays he sees why he can go online to beg for stuff, but I wouldn't describe Chris as super desperate for internet attention, in and of itself. He's desperate for his own weird desires, which sometimes can be acquired online, sometimes not.}}

==On the formation of the CWCki==
25 [[September 2023]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1860#post-16856708</ref>

In response to a user's comment, "Is it fair to say the Cwcki was sort of an extension of the original Encyclopedia Dramatica page?"

{{quoteboxkiwi|It was more meant to be an alternative.

An issue with ED is that its content is a pretty consistent mixture of both actual embarassing facts and then just random jokes and accusations that are generally understood to be false. (Not that this needs to be a criticism of ED, that might be exactly what you're looking for.)

So there'd be some true facts about Chris, next to an accusation that he secretly indulges in, say, gay porn and spends all his time on grindr hunting for pickles. This was meant to fuck with him and it definitely worked, but it also made figuring out what's true or not difficult.

A decent chunk of people found Chris immensely interesting and they wanted to get the actual scoop on him. Those people were congregating on the ED article talk page and they were cluttering it up with gossip unrelated to maintaining the page. (which is supposed to be the purpose of a talk page)

After a bit, the ED admins got sick of people using the talk page as a forum, so a separate wiki, the cwcki, was made. It had a different thrust from the ED page and it was meant to reliably document what was going on with Chris from an "in-universe" perspective.

After awhile that become kind of untenable as most of the early troll plots had been debunked in Chris' eyes, so in the past few years, it's kinda settled down to just documenting Chris objectively.}}

==See also==
*[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)]]

{{References}}

[[Category:Kiwi Farms posts|Marvin]]

Chris and the law

2026-05-26T23:18:09Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Chris's parents and the law */

:''This article is about Chris's criminal offenses. For the Warrant in Debt civil offenses, see [[Debt]]. For Chris's personal views on legislation, see [[Chris and politics]].''

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{{quote|...I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.|Chris describing a typical skirmish with authorities.<ref name=kick>[[28 October 2011#Email?]].</ref>}}

{{quote|I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines.|Chris while awaiting legal proceedings on his [[incest]] charge.<ref>[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021]]</ref>}}

[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare [[Chris and hypocrisy|steal his already-stolen characters]].]]

'''Laws''' are a set of formal rules established by a society, generally to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]], and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.

For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed [[trolls|enemies]].

As of 2018, Chris has seven misdemeanors – three from [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with his car]], one from [[26 December 2014|macing the Yellow-Shirted Foe]], two from failing to acquire proper tags for [[Snoopy and Clover]] and one for trespassing after being banned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] – which resulted in him being placed on the [[Therapeutic Docket]].

Ironically enough, Chris's paternal grandfather's occupation is given as a security guard according to his death certificate.<ref name=RobertSr>https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:3Q9M-C9P2-BH61-Q?cc=1584959</ref>

==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the [[Jerkop|police]] came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]</s> (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)</ref>}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]

Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</s> (dead link as of Jun. 2014)</ref> and attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.<ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]</ref>

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy, and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions; for example, he once stated in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should've been excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming "NOOOOOOO!" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.<ref>[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"]]</ref>

Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priorities. In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit – while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].<ref>[[05142010]]</ref>

Also, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[List of Chris's lies|lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).

The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the hearings on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.<ref>[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]</ref> In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as "Soliciting," whereas the actual charge was "Disorderly Conduct"; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.

Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Chris and politics|general political views]], he seems to be in favor – or at least accepting – of gun control legislation.<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref> Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.

Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of "self-defense," which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and [[jerkop]] deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.

==Timeline==
[[File:Chris chan conspiracy trial.png|thumb|right]]

The following is a list of incidents Chris has had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The end]]</ref> and yet this article lists only four incidents that precede 2010.

===1980s/1990s===
One of Chris's first skirts with the law occurred when he was a kid, as he once stole an electronic dinosaur game from a local Radio Shack store. He was given a light punishment after confessing to doing so, specifically going back to the store to actually pay for the game.<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>

===2004===
On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over several months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

===2005===
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct">[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> and trespassing<ref name="2005 Trespassing">[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]</ref> at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,<ref name="2005 Disorderly Conduct" /><ref name="2005 Trespassing" /> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.<ref name="2005 Following Too Close">[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]</ref> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.

===2010===
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple of times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.<ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]] – still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken and told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events. Chris was apparently drunk during the trip, but said in the video he only had "a bottle of Bud" before taking the wheel; whether he's telling the truth or not, even a single bottle of beer can impair driving, so Chris is lucky he didn't get at least a DUI charge in the process.

===2011===
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''"a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me."'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.

In his [[Calling Out]] videos created the following month, he would 'call out' trolls, and then threaten to expose their personal information and faces if they don't comply with his demands. Some Christorians believed this amounted to blackmail; Chris apparently even typed in "''blackmail''" in the tags for the last of them, though said videos' tags have been lost to time. However, it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by the videos would've bothered with reporting him, given Chris was purposely given false information on the trolls he called out. As for the aforementioned demands, the first was for [[Surfshack Tito]] to mail $1,000 to Chris; however, Chris would retract this demand in [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|one of these videos]] after learning this would count as extortion (a class-five felony).

In the same video, Chris also point-blank accused Mike of molesting his daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accuse others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. Given these allegations are textbook defamation, Mike would've had a valid case against Chris in civil court, but he ultimately ignored or was unaware of Chris' accusations.

On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.

As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run-in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]] or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.

===2012===
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, "a Jerkop and an accomplice") approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seems to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.

On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#A virgin no more (but with rage all the same)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[May 2012 Facebook posts#Hey, Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he "found her on the backpage," most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craigslist clone shut down by the FBI that also allowed solicitation of prostitutes – Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.

On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall, which led to a permanent ban. Before his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D]]</ref> though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.

On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a "thieving liar" in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.

===2013===
In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart, but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].

===2014===
On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.<ref>[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]</ref>

On Friday, [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to be in jail. He was released on bail on Monday, 29 December.

===2015===
Throughout most of 2015, Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October – a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.

===2016===
<center><gallery>
File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined – No county dog tag 2
File:Dogcourtcase1.png|Chris fined – No rabies certificate 2
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.

In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his and [[Barbara]]'s dogs, [[Clover and Snoopy]].

In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.

===2018===
{{see also|March 2018 trespass charge}}
{{quote|The manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] threw a damned, Late Trespassing notice against me while I was there a few weeks ago. That is all; caught me in a trap like at the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]], except I didn't go to freaking jail, okay?|Chris<ref>https://archive.md/recKB</ref>}}

In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden, a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal Court.

Chris repeatedly signed his name as "[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]" on court documents, despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.<ref>https://archive.md/aZ2DC</ref>

Chris was represented by a public defender. After several continuances, the court decided to direct Chris to a court-diversion program, the [[Therapeutic Docket]], for nine months as an alternative to a jail sentence. The trespass case was transferred to Charlottesville's jurisdiction on 10 July to supervise the Docket check-ins, until Chris graduated from the Docket on 23 April 2019, resulting in the court dismissing his trespass charge.

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File:Court Record, Albemarle, 23Mar2018, Trespass After Forbidden (Christine Chandler, GC18004278-00).png|Trespass charge by Albemarle's court
File:Court Record, Charlottesville, 23Mar2018, Trespass After Forbidden (Christine Chandler, GC18003632-00).png|Charlottesville's court takes over the case for the [[Therapeutic Docket]]
</gallery></center>

===2019===
23 April saw the early end of Chris's [[Therapeutic Docket]] and the dismissal of his Trespassing after Forbidden charge.

Chris [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolled himself]] again on 5 August, when he absent-mindedly hit someone else's vehicle with [[Son-Chu]]. [[Jerkops|Police]] soon came to him and his mother about it; [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more involved with the situation at hand, while Chris soothed himself by kicking the police car several times before the police left. Fortunately for Chris, he was not penalized.<ref name=kick></ref>

===2021===
{{main|Affair with Mother|Incest Arrest|Jail Saga}}

{{quote|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about [[Affair with Mother|his incestuous relationship with his mother]].<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Reacts to Incest Call]]</ref>}}
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|One of Chris's mugshots, taken at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]]]
On 30 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], in which Chris had repeatedly bragged about having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] since late June, were leaked.

The authorities then conducted a [[welfare check]] and issued an [[Emergency Protective Order]] against Chris on the following day, essentially a temporary restraining order that would last around a week, prohibiting access to Barbara and [[14 Branchland Court|14 Branchland Court]], her home in which he had lived, until 5 August 2021.

Made temporarily homeless by this turn of events, Chris logged into Barbara's bank account and sent himself $750 to pay for hotel accommodations. [[Null]], who found out by reading Chris's email and then asking him about it, assumed it to be a crime and reported it to police.<ref name=ChrisStole750>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris Stole $750 From Barbara]]</ref> However, Chris was never charged over it, indicating Barbara may have declined to press a charge. It should be noted that Chris had intended to pay back his mother later.<ref name=ChrisStole750/><ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest. Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops|officers]] [[Homos|felt good]] before being taken away.<ref>[[Incest Arrest]] - "...frisk me, there you go! (chuckles) That felt good!"</ref> He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which may have helped him [[Coping|cope]]. Despite his apparent good nature, however, bodycam footage showed that Chris was also quick to inform the officers that he was telepathically ordering Magi-Chan to assault them; when one jokingly responded that they didn't feel anything, Chris commanded his non-existent husband to 'punch him harder'.<ref>[[Incest Arrest]]</ref>

Chris was charged with one count of felony incest and, while awaiting court proceedings, spent over a year and a half behind bars, mostly at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and [[Western State Hospital]], where he had some behavioral issues.

===2023===
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|200px|Chris's last mugshot during the stint at Central Virginia Regional Jail]]

In [[August 2022]], Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]] filed for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] for Chris's felony incest charge, and the court accepted. The program allows for probation-like conditions in exchange for the court potentially dropping the charge against Chris.

Due to Chris complying with the deferred disposition's terms, on 27 [[March 2023]], he was released from jail<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> to [[Gateway Homes]] for several months. On 25 [[August 2023]], Chris's case was dismissed by the court.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>

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==Chris's parents and the law==
It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem:

* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].<ref>[[Mailbag 18]]</ref>
* After Chris threw a tantrum which resulted in Greene County school staff restraining him, Bob attempted to sue the school district but lost.<ref>[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School#The_aftermath]]</ref>
* [[Bob]] claims that a man in [[Richmond]] by the name of Jamie Dunn tried to get him thrown in jail circa [[1999]] for unknown reasons.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> This may be part of the reason the Chandlers decided to move back to [[Ruckersville]] in [[2000]].
* When [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).
* When [[Barbara]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.
* When [[Alec Benson Leary]] [[Matthew Nobles call|called the Chandler household]] posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Nobles, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was "not illegal," and also glossed over and/or justified Chris harassing the store after his ban. This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.<ref name="Matthew Noble call">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref>
* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, "it's a business place," which has no bearing on private property laws.<ref name="Matthew Noble call"/>
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also assault on a police officer. On 10 [[July 2012]], she was arraigned in court. She was later sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.
* On 2 [[August 2021]], Chris was charged with incest with Barb. He was not charged with rape, meaning that Barb may have consented to the acts or simply did not want to pursue rape charges against her own son.
* On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref>
* According to [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]], Chris has been attempting to blackmail Barb into moving out of [[14 Branchland Court]] with various crimes he claims she is guilty of. These include negligence towards her pets, abusive behavior towards Chris and her use of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] for herself.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic – the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence, including a "Kick in the Teeth," which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&A videos.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref>

On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted to be made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref>}}

As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way, he would have received no response.

This attitude is also reflected in his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorstep out of the blue.<ref>[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]</ref> Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he wasn't liable for it.<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref> Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.

[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the "Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing," starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.

==In CWCville==
During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

==In the comic==
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is "mayor" (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008">[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.<ref name="Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008"/> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].

The Rosechus often congregate to "protest" for [[women's rights]]. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.

It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w|Ecuador|foreign}} {{w|Zimbabwe|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of "laws," the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.

As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "[[dating education|Dating Education]]" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight."

[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] seems to reveal that there are three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a "Police Force," and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor ("there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections") and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then "tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service."<ref>[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]</ref> Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.

Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged "trolls" in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.

Chris may be able to murder without being reprimanded, but of course, this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable "psychic evidence" extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.

Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as "profanity to the max" that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a benchmarked "PLAINTIF" [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process but is further proof that Chris considers "slanderous mockeries" and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial, civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.

Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) creator god.

==Fan video==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[Debt]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Parody]]
*[[Therapeutic Docket]]

== References ==
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{{Chris and}}
{{Law}}

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

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{{quote|the Top Two for Negative Impactful would Definitely go to Dr. Johnson/Mrs. Gaedy [...] and [[BlueSpike|Julay]]. |Chris, June 2021, ruminating on his list of people who made the most negative impacts on his life.<ref name=june21>[[June 2021 social media posts#Discussing trolls and other stuff]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Stanardsville]]
[[File:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|thumb|Sonic sez don't abuse children]]
'''Nathanael Greene Elementary School''' is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Stanardsville, Virginia|Stanardsville, Virginia]], a 192-acre (78-ha) town which basically consists of a highway intersection. The school is named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day, he consistently misspells the school's name as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene" and the name of the town where it is located as "Stan'''d'''ardsville".

[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] pulled Chris out of the school after Chris was allegedly abused by [[Bruce Johnson|the principal]] and members of the staff.

{{quote|...they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>}}

Chris has also claimed that his time at Nathanael Greene inspired and justifies his hatred for [[homos]], since the principal who allegedly assaulted him was supposedly gay.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]</ref> If this sounds a little odd to you, well, we're just getting started.

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to take Chris out of mainstream schools, Bob and Chris moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

==Why Chris left==
{{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D., 5 November 2004<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref>}}

According to the [[autism papers]], Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to avoid the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school, and according to other comments Chris has made, the school would have been in the city of Winchester, about 80 miles away from the Chandler home.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_Lies_About_The_Game_Place]]</ref> Still, a clear picture of what actually took place has never come together. In his accounts of and references to the incident, Chris unsurprisingly leaves out important details (such as what prompted the school staff to "abuse" him) and tends to spin the story in a way that favors him.

==Chris's side of the story==
Chris briefly mentions Nathanael Greene in his "[[Song of Christian]]", saying that the last time he can remember getting an F in school was there (or possibly [[Greene County Primary School]]). The earliest documented mention by Chris of the incident which led to his departure from the school was made in 2003 in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] in which Chris blamed the incident on the faculty's lack of knowledge on how to deal with an autistic child. Chris alluded to the incident once more in [[Story of My Current Days]] ("my torturing past with the jerks of the Greene County School System") but did not elaborate any further. His earliest detailed account of the incident appears in his first major YouTube address to the world, from 7 [[November 2007]].

{{quote|...some of the teachers and principals of Nathanael Greene Elementary School… that I was attending in later years (about, uh, late 1980s, early 1990s) [inhales sharply] They abused me—they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, very not. Hands down. But, anyway, we eventually moved to Chesterfield County for a nice, better school system.|Chris, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]}}

He recounted a similar, but shorter version of the story in his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|Wikipedia profile]].

{{quote|Some conflict between my mother, father and the school system occurred after physical abuse from 5 faculty members late in my 4th Grade; my parents took the case against the Greene County School Board for a year or two. The board threatened to lock me away in an institution, and my family did not want that, so in September, 1992, my family and I moved to Chesterfield County, while keeping our Ruckersville Home, for better Schooling.|Chris, on Wikipedia, 01 May 2009.}}

In the [[Father Call]], from [[November 2009]], Chris brought up the incident more or less out of nowhere, seemingly as a bid for sympathy.

{{quote|Yeah, well, how about being pinned down by three teachers, a guidance counselor, and an elementary school ... prinstapull ... and having your screams and cries recorded on audiotape like a torture chamber? ... They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. I even ended up with a rash on my neck from that thing, among other things! And we had to find a school system, they wanted to put me in a mental institution!|Chris, [[Father Call]]}}

One of the [[Common Questions]] Chris answered in the Mailbag in November 2009 asked him to list the 10 worst things that had happened in his life. The elementary-school incident came in at number 10.

{{quote|Being pinned down on the floor by a teacher, two teacher aides, the Guidance Counsoler and the Principal on the floor and having my screams and cries recorded onto audiocassete back in 4th Grade.|It was worse than The Autism, but not as bad as leaving high school.}}

In a June 2021 Twitter post, Chris named one of the teachers involved in the alleged pinning as "Mrs. Gaedy"<ref name=june21></ref> (also spelling it as "Gaede" in earlier tweets.)

In the [[Jail_Call_-_1_November_2021|1 November 2021 Jail Call]], Chris describes it as the worst time he was abused, besides the trolling.

{{quote|Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a lot worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be the pin-me-down event in fourth grade.}}

==Chris's other side of the story==
In early 2009, Chris began to reveal another facet to his story, claiming that the principal was a [[pedofork|pedophile]]. He alluded to this element of the story in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|Captain's Log video]] from 21 January 2009, where he hinted that he (obviously [[Lie|lying]] through his teeth in order to bawww to his audience) had uncovered "repressed memories." Chris later went into a bit more detail in [[Mumble 3]].

{{quote|Oh yes. Doctor Johnson of Nathanael Greene Elementary. The principal. He was a h- he was uh, the homo... that pretty much set me against... the homos and further kept me on the straight path.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]].}}

In an IRC chat from around the same time, Chris had more to say about Principal Johnson, as well as his father's campaign against the school board that later ensued.

{{quote|Back in my Green County Days, The Principle of the Nathanel Greene Elemetary School, Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates, but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.|Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref>}}
[[File:Asperchu Principal Parody.JPG|thumb|left|After he told Alec in that phone call, it was parodied in [[Asperchu]]]]

Chris recounted another version of the story in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], when Alec claimed that homosexuals had never done him any harm.

{{quote|I was abused by one! A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk.|Chris, setting himself up for another parody.}}

When Alec pressed him to explain what those "offensive things" were, Chris couldn't recall any details.

Given the fragmented nature of Chris's accounts, it's not clear whether he believes that the principal's-lap incident and the pinned-down-and-taped incident were directly connected.

==Missing details==
Obviously, there are several oddities and inconsistencies in Chris's stories. This may be a deliberate attempt to cover up the truth, or simply the result of Chris unconsciously conflating and exaggerating his garbled memories of the event.

*Chris has never clearly explained what triggered these incidents. According to all of his accounts, the school faculty either assaulted him without provocation or for lustful or sadistic reasons.
*Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded entirely by people who didn't understand his condition.
*Restraint would be required to be carried out by trained people to strict protocol, which includes an incident report - particularly, the only proof required is usually a witness, making it unnecessary that he would be recorded screaming. While one teacher may disregard protocol, which would indeed be grounds for a lawsuit, it is unlikely that an entire group, including the principal, would.
*As a rule, elementary school principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior. However, it is not entirely implausible that leeway was made in order to comfort Chris.
*On top of that, the odds that an openly gay man would be employed as an educator in the rural South in the early 1990s are slim to none.

Furthermore, this assumes that Chris's claims of abuse by his principal aren't entirely fabricated to begin with. For starters, his line about "repressed memories" is fishy, and the revelation becomes even more suspect in light of its timing.

As for the incident where Chris supposedly had to be subdued and tape-recorded, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was difficult for the school's staff to control and the restraining may have been recorded for legal purposes.

==The "institution"==
A critical gap in the story concerns exactly where Chris would have gone if he had been removed from the mainstream school system, as the Nathanael Greene staff proposed. As mentioned above, the psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|psychiatric survey]] in [[2004]] described it as a "special school," but Chris generally refers to it using harsher terms like "institution" or "mental institution," as in the [[Father_Call#Experience_and_respect|Father Call]] and his [[Jackie_e-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville|e-mails with Jackie]].

One clue appears in the [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_Lies_About_The_Game_Place|Jackie communications]], where Chris calls it "that Winchester Mental Institution." [[:wikipedia:Winchester, Virginia|Winchester]] is a small city in the Shenandoah Valley area of northwestern Virginia, about 80 miles away from Ruckersville, and it's home to the [http://www.grafton.org Grafton School], a well-established school and group home that specializes in, among other things, the education and treatment of young people with autism. Some observers speculate that this may be where Chris would have been sent had his parents not insisted on mainstreaming him.

Chris did at least receive some specialised classes in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. By then, however, he had missed early intervention (except speech therapy) and was already set in his ways.

==The aftermath==
After pulling Chris out of Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was eventually dropped in 1994. In 1993, Chris's family moved him away to the Richmond suburbs and enrolled him in Chesterfield County's school system in order to keep him in mainstream classrooms (while also being enrolled in special education).

Chesterfield County's school district is significantly larger than Greene County's and perhaps had more resources available to accommodate Chris. Chesterfield had Chris as a student for longer, and its staff did not insist on a specialized school for him. Behavioral incidents such as [[Manchester High School#The Bus|the bus incident]] were handled by the in-house special education department (in that case, assigning Chris to a special ed. bus).

In subsequent years, Chris has taken the notion of an autism-hating homosexual conspiracy to drive him from the school system and inflated it into something even more unlikely. In a [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] he imagines that they were also responsible for forcing him to move away from his high-school friends in Richmond and getting him kicked out of [[The GAMe PLACe]].

In [[November 2021]], Chris implied that the [[trolling]] was the worst abuse he's received in his life, superseding the "pin-me-down event in fourth grade" and his [[Jail_Saga#Arrest|arrest]].<ref>[[Jail_Call_-_1_November_2021|1 November 2021 Jail Call]]</ref>

==The Facebook Review==
On 4 [[September 2013]], Chris posted a 1-star review on an unofficial [[Facebook]] page of the elementary school, showing that he ''still'' hates the elementary school to this day:

{{quote|The teachers, counselors, and Principal here back in the early 90s physically abused and attempted molestation upon me, mentally and emotionally scarring me for life, because they did not understand or care for [[Autism|Autistic People (High-Functioning or Otherwise)]]|[[Christian Weston Chandler]] as he continues to look into his past.}}

==See also==
*[[Bruce Johnson]]
*[[Greene County Conspiracy]]
*[[Western State Hospital]], another institution at which staff had pinned down Chris

== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[https://va01918659.schoolwires.net/Domain/8 School website]

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This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
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==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[''posts image'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==
22 May 
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.
{{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}

==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==
22 May 
11:39 AM

Replying to the above post.

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
22 May 
12:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Memorial Day==
25 May 
3:46 PM

{{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@barackobama.bsky.social

[[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}

Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:

{{quotebox|@BarackObama}}

{{Social media}}

May 2026

2026-05-25T01:26:53Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{ongoing}}
[[File:May22 2026 Helsinki cropped.jpeg|thumb|Chris and Flutter in May]]
'''May''' [[2026]].

==Notable events==
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].
* '''2 May''' - As preparation for his eighth trip to [[Finland]], Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he will not be available until 3 [[August 2026]].
* '''8 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
* '''15 May''' - Chris publishes [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version. These are skits Chris cut from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto'' video.
* '''22 May'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum,_Helsinki_Finland]]</ref>
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]].
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris complains in a skit from the above videos and on social media about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[May 2026 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2026)#May|Sightings (2026)]]

===Videos===
*[[May 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]
*[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

DRWolf

2026-05-23T22:14:34Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{quote|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating [[Money|hundreds of dollars]] back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his @[[Patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️|Chris complaining in a [[May 2026]] tweet<ref name=attentionseek>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>}}
{{infobox Person
| title = Dr. Wolf
| image = Dr Wolf irl.PNG|250px
|aliases = DRWolf001
|gender = Male
|nationality = American
|race = White
|occupation = Accountant (IRL) MLP Analyst Psychiatrist (unlicensed)
|saga = [[Soft Exile]]
}}
'''DRWolf''', or '''Dr. Wolf''', is a [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who reviews and analyzes episodes of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''. He caught the attention of the [[Brony]] fandom in 2013 when his analysis videos were met with positive reception. He began creating ''A Moment With DRWolf'', which were videos of his fursona giving therapy sessions to other characters. He has grown in the Brony community and is well known by many fans, including [[Chris]]. To Chris's dismay, DRWolf has not responded to him.

==Chris and DRWolf==
[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris complaining in [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]], published [[May 2026]], about DRWolf not responding to him.]]
Chris did not seem to know of DRWolf until mid-2018, when the latter vlogged his experience at [[BronyCon]] 2018 (which took place in July) and there was a cameo of CWC in the background. Chris began pledging to DRWolf on [[Patreon]] in August 2018.

In [[October 2018]], a UK release of a ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' DVD had an image of DRWolf included on the back, as a mistake. EquestriaDaily posted on Twitter about it, prompting Chris to reply: "It’s Official: all MLP OCs are Canon! 😊"

On 16 [[February 2019]], Chris uploaded ''[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]''. In a Lego video mimicking Dr. Wolf's ''Moment With'' format, Wolf (voiced by Chris) talks to Chris regarding the recent [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocks on Twitter]]. Instead of conveying constructive advice, Chris uses the "therapy session" as a coping strategy to shift any blame away from himself.

In [[January 2020]], Chris considered spending $105 to purchase a Meet & Greet session with DrWolf and SilverQuill at [[BABScon]] (the convention would be cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]).<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2020)#Considering Buying Meet & Greet]]</ref>

In [[March 2021]], Chris tweeted about his plans to make a [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] based on a series of ''My Little Pony''-themed videos that DRWolf made entitled "Workaholics." [[Chris and work|Ironically enough]], Chris would soon seemingly abandon these plans after only drawing a handful of panels for the short-lived comic.

In [[May 2026]], Chris complained both in the [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]] video and in a tweet promoting it that DRWolf had not responded to him, despite paying hundreds to his [[Patreon]] years beforehand, and attempted to pressure DRWolf into acknowledging him.<ref name=attentionseek></ref>

==Dr. Wolf in the comic==
In [[January 2019]], upset that people on Twitter were blocking him, Chris drew up a [[Twitter Blocks Comic|comic featuring Dr. Wolf]]. In the comic, Magi-chan and Dr. Wolf have a long text-wall conversation about how getting blocked on Twitter is hurting Chris, that he is getting harassed by being blocked, that people shouldn't ignore him, and that creators need to reconnect with their OCs. Chris-chan Sonichu mind-links with Magi-chan and he tells her to get tea for him. The third panel implies that the aforementioned Lego video is a follow-up to this comic.

Dr. Wolf and his real-life counterpart would later appear as cameos for [[Sonichu 14]], demonstrating the effect of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

<gallery>
File:VariousBronyConArt2.jpg|In [[BronyCon 2018 gift comics]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP1.jpg|In [[Twitter Blocks Comic]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesP2draft.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP3.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraft4.jpeg
MergeComic4.jpg|In ''[[Sonichu 14]]''
</gallery>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:DRWolfLEGO.jpg|Chris' custom Lego minifig
File:Dr wolf mlp.png|MLP Fursona.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]
{{References}}
{{SoftExileSaga}}
{{MLP}}
{{People}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

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The Chris Chan Conspiracy

2026-05-23T12:02:40Z

Hurtful Truth Level: rudimentary errors section

{{Infobox Person
|image = TheGamerFromMars.jpg
|title = TheGamerFromMars
|name = Arthur James McDaniel
|aliases = TheGamerFromMars Art
|gender = Male
|day =
|month =
|year =
|race = White
|nationality = [[American]]
|saga = {{saga|copitz|cn}}, {{saga|shipfic|cn}}, {{saga|rev|cn}}
}}
[[File:LoadInstall.png|thumb|[[THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW!|Any minute now.]] ({{w|The Shining (film)|Paging Stanley Kubrick!}})]]
'''''The Chris Chan Conspiracy''''' is a documentary film series created by '''TheGamerFromMars''' (real name: '''Arthur James McDaniel'''), a channel dedicated to covering strange individuals and odd phenomena. Chris, having gained his own cult following on the internet, was one of the most requested topics for TheGamerFromMars to cover, so he pulled out all the stops to make a four episode series with an approximate runtime of five hours. Despite the suggestion of the title, no [[Conspiracy theories|conspiracy]] concerning Chris Chan is actually chattered about, and that choice of word is only there for alliterative purposes.

This documentary is more detailed than [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Sachumo's]] and covers a much greater period of time than that documentary, but it is less in‑depth and more succinct in comparison to [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno Samuel's documentary]]. The documentary makes use of several previously unseen interactions between TheGamerFromMars and [[Copitz]] with Chris at [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], which were filmed in [[December 2019]], showcasing Chris's daily life and providing additional insight into his hobbies and public behavior, along with [[Chris and reality|his descent into his delusions]]. Sections of Chris's life are depicted in the form of [[Chris and art|artwork resembling Chris's own]].

A trailer for ''The Chris Chan Conspiracy'' was uploaded onto [[YouTube]] on 18 March 2022, and the series proper ran from 19 [[March 2022]] to 9 [[April 2022]], covering everything from how [[Borb|Chris's parents]] met to [[Jail Saga|Chris being sent to a mental hospital]].

In [[October 2023]], TheGamerFromMars mentioned in a podcast that he was sending DMs to Chris, and that he had liked one of them.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNycj18vCYg&t=12s</ref>

TheGamerFromMars met with Chris in [[March 2024]] at the River Ridge Mall in [[Lynchburg, VA]] to record a segment for the fifth episode in the series, which premiered on 11 [[April 2025]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (March, second sighting)]]</ref> Notably, TheGamerFromMars was in communication with [[Praetor]] and also gained full exclusive access the yet-to-be-released [[Goddess Logs]] (Chris's jail diary). However, it remains unclear whether the source of the logs was Praetor or Chris himself.

==Meeting Chris Chan scenes==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Just the Chris-Chan scenes
| ytid = VrK_yTI5fu8
| maker = ADeMk
| subject = [[Chris]]
| type = Edited extracts
| info = The new and original segments.
| stardate = 10 [[April 2022]]}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Resurrection of Chris Chan but It's just the interview clips
| ytid = m4wkUxnC8Wk
| maker = CCWC_Archive
| subject = [[Chris]]
| type = Edited extracts
| info = The new and original segments.
| stardate = }}

==Trailer==
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Documentary Trailer
| ytid = cT71p14e84I
| stardate = 18 March 2022
| previous =
| next =
}}

==Episode 1: The Chris Chan Conspiracy==

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Chris Chan Conspiracy
| ytid = E6bEcBe99QM
| stardate = 19 March 2022
| previous = [[MLP Animation: Discord Meets the Princess Bride]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan|Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan]]
}}

===Analysis===
TheGamerFromMars is introduced to Chris. The crew first visit [[Chris's room]], where he films an "intro". At Copitz's wish, they make their way to the [[gazebo]], where they sit in the dark for a little while. They call it a day and awkwardly leave.

===Transcription===
[''Narrative intro'']

1:27 – [''Title card fade in: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

[''TheGamerFromMars walks to his car, then is shown driving'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So for years now people have been asking me to do a video talking about Chris Chan, and the problem is, I just never knew where to begin on the subject. So for the past month now, I've been trying to get in touch with Chris Chan in any way I could, uh, but after all that failed, I messaged [[Copitz]], he responded right away and asked me if I wanted to do an interview with Chris Chan, and the answer to that was "absolutely yes", so within a few days I get a cameraman and I am heading down—couple hours—making a roadtrip out of it—to meet the notorious Chris Chan in person.

And this is the street. Is that it?

'''Cameraman''': I… mean, that looks—

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]]! Look!

'''Cameraman''': Sonichu…

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Zoom in on the license plate.

'''Cameraman''': Hold on&mldr; huh&hyphen;huh&mldr; see if I can get that.

[''They exit the car.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hello!

'''Cameraman''': Hello ! Hi!

[''Hellish, still distant wailing from [[Snoopy and Clover]]. Worse is to come.'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Hey guys! How's it going?

'''Cameraman''': Hey! How are you?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Art? Is that right?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': How's it going?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Nice to meet you.

'''Cameraman''': I'm Jesse.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Jesse, nice to meet you.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's an honor to meet you!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Nice to meet you too.

'''Cameraman''': Christine, hello. I'm Jesse, nice to meet you.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, Jesse.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright, suppose we can go inside.

'''Cameraman''': [''mumbles''] Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''stutters''] We're gonna do the interview downstairs.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah—

'''Cameraman''': Okay. Ha-ha-ha.

[''The dogs begin barking torturedly and torturously. Cameraman zooms in on license plate.'']

[''Everybody enters.'']

'''Cameraman''': Oh.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Go [?] downstairs. [''Goes upstairs'']

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Snoopy, no! Quiet down, quiet down! Quiet! quiet! Alright, everybody's inside.

[''The crew are taken aback by [[Chris's room#New room|Chris's room]].'']

'''Cameraman''': O-kay&mldr; [''Films the walls. Copitz nods understandingly. Chris talks to the dogs in the background.''] Alright, well&mldr; this is, uh&mldr; very nice! [''Cameraman zooms in on the sheet of paper pictured above'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yes! [''indistinct''] uploaded&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yes, this is the room where it was all made!

'''Cameraman''': This is where it all&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Sonic&hyphen;chu!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Those dogs are screaming bloody murder!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah! [''laughs'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': They calm down after a little bit sometimes.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah, yeah.

[''Cut to Chris sitting on his bed.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[Joe Biden|The thing— is that thing]] on right now?

'''Cameraman''': Yeah, is that okay?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh. Yeah. Hello! Hello dear ip— hello dear YouTube and the Internet, all that! Hello! Hello. Hope y'all having a good day. There is your intro. Kinda.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah. Kinda. [''laughs'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''laughs'']

[''Title card: "Episode 1: The Birth of Chris Chan"'']

'''Cameraman''': Good enough.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''[[sigh]]'']

4:00 – [''Middling narration of Chris's early life commences.'']

53:36 – [''Middling narration of Chris's early life stops at the creation of the [[Sonichu comic]].'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': …feels good, feels good. Uh, is there—is there anything else, uh, what would you—what would you like to, I mean&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh…

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': …I guess, like maybe wanna go to [[McDonald's]] or something like that, or we can hang out in the gazebo, maybe…

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh… well it's dark out, now&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': It is.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': &mldr;so, might not— not— be able to see the gazebo…

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': That's true.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': &mldr;but I can&mldr; point it out, it's, uh, you know, behind the house, and, you know where the [[Duck|pen is]], the green of the fence right at the, that's, alongside the road there, and then—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Uh, I haven't seen it.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oof, anyway, you're driving down Westwood,&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Right.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': and you look to your right. You see, you will see a doghouse before you see&mldr; [''dogs start making noise again''] the… the, the, the pen—the gazebo's behind the doghouse.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Gotcha, I gotcha. Okay.

[''The two dogs bark deafeningly from the stairs. Chris talks inaudibly. Everybody exits. Cut to Chris holding a flashlight in the yard.'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Here we go, I got the gazeb— and then I get the [''inaudible'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Gazebo's over here.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Watch your step. This is your light source, I'm the light source.

'''Cameraman''': Yes! [''groan'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''inaudible'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's a very low gazebo.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah, it is, ha ha.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You gotta watch your head if you're more than&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': So, I'm able to, I'm able to stand, barely, but&mldr; at five ten.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ah&mldr; If you're {{W|Brad Garrett}} you'd have to hunch down.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Ooh. Yeah&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': 'Cause his height's more than six feet.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''unintelligible'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hm&mldr; yeah, watch your step.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Thank you.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So, Christine, do any of your neighbors know about, uh, Chris Chan and everything that goes on online?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh. Among which, yes.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Have, uh, the trolls ever harassed them?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hmmm&mldr; not that I'm aware of.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': I see.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I pray they haven't!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Anyway, so&mldr; bye guys!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''gruntingly''] Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Let you all&mldr; walk all back to your vehicles.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Sounds good!

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'll walk y'all back to your [[Transformers|autobots]].

55:56 – [''Title card: "To be continued&mldr;". Music swells.'']

==Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan==

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Rise of Chris Chan
| ytid = XszaTENaayY
| stardate = 26 March 2022
| previous = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 1: The Chris Chan Conspiracy|Episode 1: The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan|Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan]]
}}

===Analysis===
The live‑action segments focus exclusively on [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]. In an arrangement reminiscent of a childhood sleepover, Chris single‑mindedly forces his guests to play his autistic twist on an autistic game. After two awkward hours, Copitz manages to put an end to the agony by winning.

===Transcription===
0:00:00 – [''Title card: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, the ga— the pre&dash;existing games, it's, it's the same game—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': — but essentially we got a s— we're playing a Start card in a set [''?''], we're gonna—I'm gonna play my "house". It's—the Start card—

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''laughs'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': —is essentially the author or&mldr; center&dash;piece of the whole fanfiction. [''cut to Chris reading off a card, laughing to himself''] "Twilight Sparkle is Eque— is Equestria's most prolific (and horrific) fanfic author. She ships herself, her friends, and her family together, regardless of relation, orientation, or harmonious mane&dash;and&hyphen;coat color combination. In order to help fulfill Twilight's dream of writing the perfect fanfics, you take turns expanding the shipping grid, joining new Ponies with Ship cards. If you are the first to make one of Twilight's narrative goals a reality, you earn the points for that goal! Of course, you also earn the shame of enabling Twilight's horrible penchant of shipping her friends, but nobody's perfect. [''shrill cackle'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''mumbles politely'']

[''Shot of Chris's phone showing his custom [[:File:Liquid Chris.jpg|Liquid Chris TSSSF card]]. Copitz imperceptibly says "thank you" to Chris or the cameraman.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Also we want to achieve on the shipping grid, the which in this case we start off with fulfilling the prophecy [?], we ship uh&mldr; any Sonichu with the prime keyword with Chris Chan or Christine Chan, we get the, or, we get, three unicorn sh—ships on the gri—, unicorn on unicorn ships, so that's, you know, um&mldr;

[''Another shot of a custom card on Chris's phone: [[:File:Robertchucard.jpg|Robertchu]].'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': There's my daddy!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What kind of, um, animal?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': So— he's a Sonichu! [''close cut''] &mldr;you know, then each player gets&mldr; four ponies and three ships, that's their starting hand. [''cut''] [''reading off materials''] "Each player plays at least one card from their hand if the— into the turn&mldr; [''cut''] All Pony cards closely shipped—as in, you know, attached to the ships [''Audio tracks of Chris start to overlap incomprehensibly in a torrent of words. Editing eventually stops in order to highlight Chris saying:''] Ah, told you it gets crazy!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah&mldr;

[''Title card: "Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan". "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" starts playing.'']

0:02:04 – [''Narration resumes at the publication of [[Sonichu #0]]'']

0:58:06 – [''Narration stops at [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''[[stress sigh]]'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Lots of cards.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But&mldr; situationally&mldr; strategically, situationally&mldr; ah, that is why I have want to do some shipping breakups!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are people able to bring their own decks into this game? [''being talked over''] people have this, decks&mldr; around?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah&mldr; Mos—mostly, yeah, actually, yeah&mldr; yeah, I figured out a rule where, like, you know, you can have two completing— you can have one deck playing against the other. That's another— that's a set of rules I came up with and had this&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': You would think they would get mixed up too much.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah&mldr; Alright&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Are there any places around Charlottesville that, where you can play this game with people? Like in, in&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, like, yeah, the, [[the End Games]] one if, uh&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh, okay, yeah, if you can get back in there, yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah&mldr;

[''Cameraman or TheGamerFromMars holds up a hand of cards with "[[:File:SkylanderChrisCard.jpg|Skylander Chris Chan]]" on top'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ah, the Black Moon, um&mldr; On the Black Moon of [[Jakoba]]&mldr; is some autism!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''taken aback''] Oh&mldr; autism me!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''clears throat''] Oh!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Never heard of that one.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': That's something!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': That's&mldr; Yeah, made up that me, just has gotta wear disfigured [?] face, but, simply, yeah&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Players allowed to trade cards in this game?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': What?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are we allowed trade cards?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh&mldr; Yeah, I do believe so, but mostly— buh— you don't have randomized booster packs or anything like that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''losing patience''] Like, during a game.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh— No. Ha ha—

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Oh.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Ha.

[''Title card: "After 2 hours, I slipped a card to Copitz off&hyphen;camera that would allow him to win the game."'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': So now you can actually add to that—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah, I'll put a ship.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': And then, and then, points, you can also reconnect with the other Start card ships on the grid&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': I get ya, I see, I see. So I'll put a Ship here—

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yup!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': —facing east, and then I will place, I, I, I have this crazy card, "Skylander Chris Chan"— [''black&hyphen;and&hyphen;white video of the card shown earlier'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh, yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': —and that works out very very nicely.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Because what that gives me is two points, which is just what I need&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': To win the game! [''TheGamerFromMars claps once'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': The final, the final that I need, the final card&mldr;

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You made the quick play!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': &mldr;right here, and that gives me an even eleven. [''music swells'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yip&mldr; Yaaay! "{{W|Crisco}}" has won the game!

[''sickly clapping from all'']

[''"To be continued&mldr;". Credits roll.'']

==Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan==
{{Tardrage|2=moderate}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Golden Age of Chris Chan
| ytid = eewTeCROOBg
| stardate = 2 April 2022
| shirt = {{theclassic2.0|text}}
| previous = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan|Episode 2: The Rise of Chris Chan]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 4: The Downfall of Chris Chan|Episode 4: The Downfall of Chris Chan]]
}}

===Analysis===
Certainly the most eventful of the episodes, its two halves feature Chris in complementary, yet equally unusual dispositions.

The first half sees Chris [[stress]]edly struggling to accommodate a [[Tetris 99]] session in his disaster of a room, culminating in an unexpected outburst.

Watching Chris struggle with uncooperative electronics, with a camera on him, in a space so cluttered as to give you sensory overload, with the deafening and constant braying of the tortured dogs, is an anxiety&hyphen;inducing experience. Chris's slip is therefore one of his most understandable, yet still manages to leave the viewer with a bitter taste. Indeed, the collected episodes of tard rage we've gotten from Chris have been directed at immaterial threats in the sole company of his camera; aggression in a social setting is actually quite unlike Chris, especially as of late with his cultivation of a superior, transcendent image.

Chris does have the social awareness to at least realize his mistake, and immediately tries to mend the situation by adopting a goofy tone. However, one gets the impression that his subsequent autistic stomping to shut the dogs up was conditioned by a "might as well" attitude after the cat was out of the bag.

The second half sees Chris in an entirely different disposition: freed from his house of horrors, he happily prances around Charlottesville's Downtown Mall. The crew enter an Indian restaurant, which sets off Chris's [[random access humor]] and prompts him to do an {{W|Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu}} impression. His companions hurriedly shush him. Besides this, Chris acts uncharacteristically well&hyphen;adjusted and makes small talk with the waiter. Outside, Chris is accosted by a female fan who asks for a picture.

===Transcription===
0:00:00 – [''Title card: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': [''off screen, upstairs, to the dogs which incessantly bark throughout the entirety of the video''] Come 'ere.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''fiddling with electronics''] &mldr;this gon' do, we'll [''unintelligible'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah, we're gonna some, some, some three&hyphen;player Tetris here&mldr; [''TheGamerFromMars or the cameraman mumbles "okay"'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Aah, actually four&hyphen;player, I have—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Ah— do— can, can you play it just three player, if Jesse's gonna be filming?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''perhaps a little irritated''] Oh. Oh yes of course, we can play it three&hyphen;player. [''someone "mhm"s'']

[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|0:00:13]]

[''Shot of framed [[Son-Chu]] license plate'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''unintelligible''] —find the— my mom's clapping up the dogs! Aaand everything's falling. Freaking gravity! It busts me, it confounds me! [''squeak'']

[''Shot of the furniture the monitor is sitting on, cluttered with numerous My Little Pony figurines and a tiny [[:File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|picture of Bob]] in a paper frame drawn with hearts'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': An organized chaos, this is my creative method, hah. Anyway, I— just gotta plug in my Switch dock, 'cause&mldr; I didn't have enough plugs left to do this, hm! [''cut''] Figure out how we can&mldr; [''burping sound from someone''] I got two pairs of Joy‑Cons, obviously, so&mldr; see if we can&mldr; play Tetris this way.

[''Shot of a stack of Sonic, Super Smash Bros and Guitar Hero game cases. Dogs start howling. Tension mounts.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''drowned out by hounds'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm tryna set up here, see if we can all play with these&mldr; hm.

[''Shot of the [[PSP of Fail]] on a cluttered piece of furniture, next to a figurine of [[Donald Duck]]. Tension is rising.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''whispering''] Joy‑Cons&mldr; [''unintelligible''] we're gonna finally&mldr; [''Barb says something to the dogs. Camera pans to an uncomfortable TheGamerFromMars.''] regular basic controller I have. [''slurred, unintelligible''] I— ah&mldr;

[''Shot of a shelf full of game cases'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''with Chris going on in the background''] &mldr;really need to find that controller?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': GameCube adapter maybe?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': It's all I've got [''raises voice''] '''No, no, we don't have GameCube.'''

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': But the, but the Pro Controller?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': '''''No, no, I don't have an adapter for GameCube!'''''

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''taken aback''] Do&mldr; do, do you have the Pro Controller?&mldr; [''pan to TheGamerFromMars's "told you so" expression'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''realizing he'd messed up, taking on an amiable tone''] I have a Pro Controller, I just don't know where it is right now. [''cut''] [''unintelligible''] The dogs are barking, they're driving me bonkers. Uh! It's definitely not— defilly&mldr; does not get boring around here.

[''Cut to Chris rummaging through heaps of miscellanea on the table with the visitors mumbling indistinctly. Something tumbles. He pauses in defeat, adjusts his glasses, belatedly [[stress sigh]]s and wipes his forehead'']

[''Shot of TheGamerFromMars holding a [[:File:CWC business card late 2010s.jpg|latter-day version]] of Chris's [[business card]], with Chris's info blurred'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': It does not focus right now, got the&mldr; [''drowned out by barking''] [''cut''] Ah, here, I'm gonna try an [[Xbox]] controller, see if I can plug it into a USB port, see if that'll work. [''cut''] Plug this into the puss [?]&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright&mldr; Now let's see! A Microsoft controller is compatible with a Nintendo system, it's the moment of truth.

[''Chris is fiddling with buttons during a brief respite from barking'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': No.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': No! [''cut''] '''DOGS''', {{RageQuote|SHUT UP!}} YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA BE LIKE "wawawawawa"! [''cut'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Let's just make the [?] find the controller.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ap!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ap!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ap! Ap! Aah! [''triumphantly holds the controller while the visitors applaud'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Alright.

'''Cameraman''': Ayy.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Phew.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Right when you said that.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I just need to turn&mldr;

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': There's no batteries.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': &mldr;on. It has batteries, I was just gonna turn it on. [''clasps the battery door''] [''cut'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''to TheGamerFromMars''] No, yeah, I understand, yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': '''''Ugh, IF THOSE''''' {{RageQuote|''DOGS'' DON'T ''SHUT UP''}} '''''I'm gonna BARK my head off!''''' [''cut to Chris stomping his feet on the staircase'']

[''cut to Chris back from the confrontation and Copitz's worried expression'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yip! Got their attention with&mldr; stompitude. Phew. Alright. [''cut to Chris, Copitz and TheGamerFromMars ready to play Tetris'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': I'll go ahead and do the intro, I suppose.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''YouTuber voice activated. Chris talking indistinctly about the game in the background.''] Hey guys, it's Copitz, I'm here with Christine Weston Chandler and TheGamerFromMars, or Art. Today we're going to be playing some Tetris 99.

[''Title card: "Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan". Beethoven's 5th starts playing.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's gonna be a fun time.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm workin' on this.]] [''game chirp'']

0:03:03 – [''Narration resumes with [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]].'']

1:31:12 – [''Narration stops at [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|Chris leaving the internet again]].'']

[''Chris, Copitz and TheGamerFromMars are walking {{W|Downtown Mall|Charlottesville Downtown Mall's}} East Main Street due west, at the intersection with Heather Heyer Way, coordinates [https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=14/38.0301/-78.4793 38°01′48.6″N 78°28′45.7″W].'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Do you like Indian food?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Yeah sure!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Oh yeah, Indian— I could go for Indian at times.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': "Taste of India", this is one of my favourite places. [''[https://goo.gl/maps/53otdijacpiFLFfS8 Shot of restaurant signage]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''going downstairs, in a sing-songy voice''] Oh! Taste of India!

[''cut to everyone standing inside'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Mmm, it smells good in here.

'''Cameraman''': I mean, it's—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''indistinct''] I'll ask.

'''Cameraman''': It's pretty empty.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''energetically''] Oh boy, I'm gonna— okay, now I just— I just feel like I have to do this, first time in here, feel like I got to do this: "Hello, my name is Apu! I want to do—"

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': No, no, no, no, no, we don't have to do that.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''somewhat embarrassedly yet unrepentantly putting hand in front of mouth and chuckling'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': That's alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': "Welcome to Kwik‑E‑Mart!"

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''to waitstaff''] Hello.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Hello.

[''cut to Chris at table'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''polite, in total contrast to his previous demeanor''] First time coming here, this is a lovely place, I'm surprised— I mean, I walked the mall many, many times and didn't think of coming in here. [''shyly looking at his attendants''] Feels really good, smells good!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So you like Indian food?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ah, I'm open— I— I keep an open mind for all kinds of foods, so&mldr; I mean, if there's something I don't like, then, well, at least I've tried it once. [''Way to go, Chris!''] [''cut''] Yeah, and I'd definitely be open&hyphen;minded for trying some [''adopts Scottish accent''] {{W|haggis}} if I ever go viti— visit Scotland or something! Ha ha ha!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': What is haggis?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Sheep guts! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh!

[''cut to Chris flipping through a MLP comic book from a shelf of kids' books'']

[''Everybody is outside now.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''pointing a sign for a shop called "O'Suzannah for Littles"''] I never noticed this, but [''singing uncharacteristically tunefully''] "{{W|Oh! Susanna}}, now don't you cry for me, I come from Alabama with the banjo on my knee, twang twang twang twang twang twang twang twang!" [''cut'']

'''Female Fan''': Oh 'scuse me, is it possible that we can get a picture? You're the author of Sonichu, right?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': {{RageQuote|''YES!''}}

'''Female Fan''': Yeah! Can we get a picture?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Do you want me to take it for you guys?

'''Female Fan''': Yeah! That'd be great. Thank you so much. I couldn't believe that I saw you, and I was like&mldr;

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': It's awesome.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes, hello! [''[[TooManyGames|embraces three fans]]'']

'''Female Fan''': [''chuckles'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': There you go.

'''Female Fan''': Thank you so much, it is great to meet you!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Nice to meet you too!

'''Male Fan''': Nice to meet you too!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Thank you!

'''Female Fan''': Have a good day!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Take care! [''walks away''] [''to the crew''] It doesn't— it doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's very humbling.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah, I've never&mldr; [''trails off'']

'''Cameraman''': So you don't get people coming up to you too often?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hmm, I say, on average, probably once or twice a month.

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But it's, it's very humbling and good when it happens.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah, happens.

[''cut to Chris & Co. walking on East Main Street due east after the intersection with First Street, coordinates [https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/38.03069444444444/-78.48130555555555 38°01′50.5″N, 78°28′52.7″W]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But anyway, that was one side of the park with the statue, we come on the other side of the park and the, in the side of the street, where the library is at, right there.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Right.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''possibly to the tune of "{{W|I'm Walkin'}}&hairsp;" by [[Obesity|Fats]] Domino''] And I'm walkin', into the "Love".

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh yeah.

[''cut to Chris behind the "O" of a giant "LOVE" in the square at the intersection of East Main Street and Second Street, [https://www.openstreetmap.org/#map=19/38.030611111111114/-78.48055555555555 38°01′50.2″N, 78°28′50.0″W]'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Feels good, send 'er [?] in.

'''Cameraman''': [''apathetically''] Yeah.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Send 'er in and I'll do my thing.

'''Cameraman''': Alright.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''imitating {{W|Porky Pig}}, a character who, at the end of {{W|Loony Tunes}} cartoons, bids the viewer farewell''] "Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!"

[''Title card: "To be continued&mldr;". "Für Elise" starts playing.'']

==Episode 4: The Downfall of Chris Chan==

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Downfall of Chris Chan
| ytid = IvbRPg3E4Hw
| stardate = 9 April 2022
| previous = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan|Episode 3: The Golden Age of Chris Chan]]
| next = [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy#Deleted scenes|Tetris 99 with Chris Chan ft. TheGamerFromMars]]
}}

===Analysis===
The dramatic ending of TheGamerFromMars's visit with Chris sees the crew out of the house and in the gazebo, talking about the past, and Chris's inter-dimensional fantasies.

===Transcription===
0:00:00 – [''Title card: "The Chris Chan Conspiracy"'']

[''Open with the crew walking around the [[14_Branchland_Court|house]], to the [[Yard_(14_Branchland_Court)#Gazebo|gazebo.]]'']

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': Hello.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Hello.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hello!

'''Cameraman''': Hello.

[''Pan to Barb, who is leaning out of the door, before panning back'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Hello, Barbara!

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': Sorry y'all got kicked out by the [[Clover_and_Snoopy|dogs]]!

[''Overlapping voices'']

'''Cameraman''': Oh it's absolutely fine.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''unintelligible''] —no problem.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Thank you for trying to keep them quiet for us, I'm sorry that you had to do that.

[''Howling can be heard from inside'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': No problem— thank yo— nice meeting you!

'''{{Color|#7D26CD|Barbara}}''': Ok... take care!

[''Cut to the gang now in the gazebo'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Just uh... just trying to get a feel for like— y'know just— if you're on good terms with anybody from your past now if there's anybody you still talk to.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Ehm, ehh...

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Assisting Chris''] Or has it kinda just been you and your mom?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh it's been mostly local— locally it's mostly just been... my mom and I mostly.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uhm, we have other people we can contact and talk to... but other than that, umm... yeah it's pretty much her and I— oh and uh [[Polyamorous_marriage|Magi-Chan, Sylvana, Cryzel]], and [[Imaginary_friends|everyone else]] that's in the yard right now [''raises voice in the direction of the roof''] ey— [[Pokémon|Alakazams]] y'all on the roof! Keep doing your good work!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': They're on the roof over there?

[Pan to the roof, revealing, shockingly, no Alakazams]

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah... on the roof... everywhere... we got [[Pokémon|Pokémon]] all around in this yard— yeah I see them. I see beyond the [[Iron Curtain]] which is the barrier between— this— our [[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]] and their [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]] where the majority of our [[OC|OCs]] exist and coexist. Every one of them.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Deadpan, as if something completely normal was just said''] Can you elaborate a bit more on that?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Raises voice''] Like you got [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|Sonic the Hedgehog]]! [[Super_Mario_Bros.|Mario]]! Sonic! Kim Possible— everybody is on that side of the curtain. Iron Man! Batman! Everybody! [''Unintelligible''] Coexist in the same dimension— Mobius is Earth, Earth is Mobius, it's the same planet!

[''Cut forward to avoid schizo ramblings'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Y'know... th— there's so many thoughts, I don't have them written down uhhh so i just kind of have some [[Saga|sagas]], can you give— and I'll say them... and you can kind of just give your thoughts on them. Uh... Liquid Chris?

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''Nodding'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Mmph... ehh... [''frustrated''] a doppelganger pretending to be me and turns out he was just making fun [''speeding up speech''] but I thought he was being serious I thought he was trying to steal my identity so... I don't know why I just— tho— hey let's do a sing-song— let's do a [[SingStar_Challenge|singing competition]] to determine which of us was real and all that and then I ended up uh... meeting a g— a [[Kacey|woman friend of his]] who... I thought was his girlfriend and she thought that he was me and I jus— try straightened her out —nd do that right and then yada-yada-yada-yada-yada [''takes breath, closes eyes and tilts head back, exasperated''] yaaaada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yada-yadee—[''[[Autism#1:_Movements_and_speech|enters tard state, prolonged hum for 9 seconds]]'']

[''Zoom in on Chris droning, before he hits himself on the head'']

00:02:27 – ['''Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125, IV. Finale' begins. Titlecard: Episode 4, The Downfall of Chris Chan'']

00:02:31 – [''Narration begins at March 2010'']

1:29:21 – [''Narration leaves off at Chris in [[Jail_Saga|jail]], falsely speculating that this would be the end of Chris's story'']

[''Cut back to the 2021 interview with Chris, the crew is standing in the gazebo'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Why are— why's it so low? [''gestures to the roof of the gazebo'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh that was just the way it was built!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It seems like bad design.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Don't look at me! I'm not the one who designed this gazebo!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''Chuckles'']

[''Cut back to sitting down, mid-conversation'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': —any memories

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So that's what y—

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Interrupts, stutters''] And any a— ailments you had, I would just [[Magical_thinking#Healing_Power|heal]] them right now. So I can uh if you were feeling ill or something I would heal them.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Sure.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Cuz I did heal something on my mother— that time and she believed it. And— uh

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': I kind of have to go—

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I did that more than once, also. She felt better!

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Mmm. That's good. I kind of have to go to the bathroom right now, could you like relieve that of me?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Laughs loudly''] No, you'd have to—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh. I gotta do that myself?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah... I'm not— I'm not— I'm not... an outside bladder.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Oh okay. Good. That's good to know. Keep that in mind.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm without—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Your— your healing abilities are limited to that?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Changing subject''] Have you ever talked to [[Geno_Samuel|Geno]]?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uhhh... yeah. I've messaged— I've talk— [[Geno_Samuel_DMs|I've dm'ed]] with— I've dm'ed him just saying "Hey thanks you're doing pretty well... keep up the good work!" just essentially supportive

[''Cut'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Something interesting there that you had told me about before is that uhm... Magi-Chan Sonichu... uhm your— your husband.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': [''Stutters through the awkward subject matter''] He— He has always lived within you, is that right?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh no he's lived out— he's not within— not

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Or he's always been there with you. I— I'll put it that way.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, he's always been there with me.

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Yeah he's always been there with you and— and he had the wisdom um... to know that y'know not to react to all the trolls and everything and that it was all trolls but he— he— is it right that he— why didn't he tell you? Why didn't he tell you that...

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Because of the dimensional— because the Iron Curtain he's uh standing right here right now [''gestures to empty spot in the gazebo beside him'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Right there? [''points to empty spot'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Bu— But anyway uhm so yeah we have the Iron Curtain dividing— that's been dividing us and I've had to be spiritually open. I wasn't as spiritually open or... I wasn't as open to him [''unintelligible''] at the time and.. and this definitely became more obvious to me as I looked up uh in what Geni— in what Geno Samuel...

[Cut]

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': And then there were like a whole bunch of CRINGE moments where even Magi-Chan was like "Oh my god I can't believe she did this!" [''facepalms'']

[''Cut to a few seconds later'']

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': What was that quote?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Quoting uh just— when [[CWC_with_Bible_-_Leviticus|I quoted Leviticus to shame gays...]]

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Mhm.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''Lip trill''] And took— and then took that— they ended up taking that from [[Family_Guy|Family Guy]], and even Magi-Chan had said back then [''Magi-Chain voice''] "'''YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT LITERALLY! IT— FAMILY GUY'''... was... '''MOSTLY''' par—parodic... and jokes— and— '''YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT LITERALLY CHRISTIAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!'''"... something like that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': How— what does mom feel about uh your... your husband and uh... the inter-dimension and stuff, does she believe any of it?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah she—

'''{{Color|green|Copitz}}''': Your multiple [''unintelligible''].

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah she has grown to believe it. She was uh... kind of neutral—she was neutral about it at first and [''unintelligible''] but then the events happened and more events and then I managed to prove— prove my [[Magical_thinking|psychic powers]], abilities to her and... and she actually did manage to speak with Magi-Chan and the others— at one point or another— so yeah, she's a believer.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Bewildered''] What did you do to... show her that— to prove it to her that this was going on and you had these powers?

[[File:Chris Healing.png|thumb|200px|Chris accessing Art's memory while he stares on helplessly.]]

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Well! [''Suddenly stands up''] Among which I can literally do this! I can heal people... and essentially access their memories a little bit just by [''closes eyes and places hand on TheGamerFromMars's shoulder''].

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Nods and then looks to the camera for help before looking away'']

['''Egmont Overture' begins building'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': [''Slight zoom on Art blinking and contemplating what he's gotten himself into'']

[''Music crescendos with a victory coda'']

[''The End — Credits roll'']

==Deleted scenes==

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==Episode 5: The Resurrection of Chris Chan==
{{Incomplete}}
===Background===
[[File:RiverRidgeMall 18March2024.jpeg|270px|thumb|right|The meeting, photographed by an onlooker before its release.]]
On 9 [[April 2024]] TheGamerFromMars appeared on episode 122 of Some Ordinary Podcast. TheGamerFromMars confirmed that he had met with Chris [[March 2024|the month prior]] to work on part 5 to The Chris Chan Conspiracy series. He also revealed that SomeOrdinaryGamers was originally going to come with him to meet Chris, but couldn't make it due to scheduling conflicts. He claimed that Chris made both of them custom medallions. TheGamerFromMars said that Chris was more "mentally with it" and was better at not oversharing compared to the previous time they had met at the end of [[2019]]. He also said that Chris visits Barbara about once a month. TheGamerFromMars tried to go visit her with Chris, but couldn't due to the timing of the visit not working out. He mentioned that he briefly spoke with "[[Praetor|a team that runs all the financials]]" and called them a "solid group of people," as well as saying they seemed "pretty well-intentioned."

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| name = The Current State of Chris Chan (ft. @TheGamerFromMars) | Some Ordinary Podcast #122
| ytid = dbcjCjg_sPg
| maker = SomeOrdinaryPodcast
| stardate = 9 [[April 2024]]
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[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy 2025 teaser image.jpg|300px|thumb|right]]
On 25 [[February 2025]], TheGamerFromMars posted a teaser image to [[Twitter]], captioning the post with "Soon." On 9 [[April 2025]], a trailer was released for episode 5:
{{quoteboxgreen|After 5 years I returned to Virginia to reunite with the most well documented person in online history. This is the Resurrection of Chris Chan.<ref>https://x.com/gamerfrommars/status/1910026445713179019</ref>}}

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| name = The Resurrection of Chris Chan - Trailer
| ytid = K9glG8ea0hA
| stardate = 9 [[April 2025]]
| previous =
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{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Video starts with a clip from one of Chris's videos.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Clip of Chris}}''': ... [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|The reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between Barbara and I, period.]]

[''Video cuts to silent footage of TheGamerFromMars walking into the River Ridge Mall to meet Chris.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It just feels like a rollercoaster, like we're-- we're reaching the top of the tallest elevation... and, uh, once we meet Christine we're gonna go for a ride.

[''Video cuts to Chris walking into TheGamerFromMars's Airbnb.'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Hey viewers at home! [''Video cuts to Chris looking out the balcony''] That's a great view! [''yodeling noises'']

'''Clip of [[Chris in the media#Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight|Tucker Carlson]]''': Authorities say Chan was having sex with his 79-year-old mother who has dementia.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': ... I foreknew what was gonna happen, but then it... did happen—I was put into jail--

[''Video cuts to bodycam footage of [[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest]].'']

'''Clip of Cop''': You got a warrant for your arrest, alright?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Clip of Chris}}''': Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.

[''Video cuts back to interview.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are you able to heal people through touch still?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah. You feel a sting?

'''Clip of SomeOrdinaryGamers''': Chris Chan has been released from the Virginia [[Slow-in-the-mind|prison system]] after about a year--

[''Video cuts back to interview, a suspenseful zooming shot of Chris being talked to outdoors.'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You say on this timeline, what you were arrested for-- Did it happen on another timeline, did it happen?

[''Video cuts to black screen with red text that reads "The Resurrection of Chris Chan"'']
}}

===Episode===
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| name = The Resurrection of Chris Chan - Full Documentary
| ytid = DG69VhcJ33M
| stardate = 11 [[April 2025]]
| previous = [[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]]
| next = [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Yo Ya]]
}}

===Analysis===
Notably, the episode showcases some pages from the [[Goddess Log]].

===Transcription===
{{transcript}}
[''Narrative intro'']

1:34 – [''Title card: "The Resurrection Of Chris Chan", then "[[March 2024]]" fades in'']

[''TheGamerFromMars drives his car, then that footage's audio plays over footage of him entering the River Ridge Mall and meeting Chris there'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': It's been four and a half years since I originally met Chris Chan. It's my first time back in Virginia since then as well. It's crazy to think that an entire [[COVID-19|pandemic]] came and went. So it's going to be interesting to see what happens. I actually am quite nervous. It just feels like a rollercoaster, like we're- we're reaching the top of the tallest elevation... and, uh, once we meet Christine we're gonna go for a ride.

[''TheGamerFromMars and his cameraman are sitting and eating {{w|Chick-fil-A}} with Chris at the mall'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Well, it's nice to see you again, Chris- Chan, Christine, uhh...

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What's your current, like, title?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, I prefer to go by Christ Chan these days, or Christ-ine.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay, sounds good.

[''Chris prepares to gift him a packaged Megastone Medallion, which TheGamerFromMars opens'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So you have something for me?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah! Yeah, I gave you one of the special ones that has the, uh- flip it over.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Is this an eyeball?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': No. [''chuckles''] Essentially, it's a megastone, but really it's a horosphere quartz. Very, very blessed and definitely so.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Right- Thank you very much, I appreciate it. This is awesome!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You know why they call it '{{w|Chicken Soup for the Soul}}'?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Why?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Because chicken soup is neutrally- is a neutral good healing. I'm [[Chris and religion|multi-religious]]. I mean, physically, I actually am point f- about .01% Ashkenazi Jewish as proven by [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe]]. I- My apologies for, uh, not being specific on the name but my conscious memory—you can only take in so much at a time. Cuz I'm literally connected with the Akashic records and everything that is, and was, and will be. I'm connected with the literal- literal core and matrix of this universe as depicted, [''???''] universe by that- eye-looking thing with a star- with a star gem in the middle. I, uh, foreknew what was gonna happen, but then it... did happen—I was put into jail, accused of all those of which I was wrongfully false witness for... which obviously not- I mean, shoot. Even when you're conversing with one another, you're [[Soul Bonding]] that way. But, if you're feeling any doubt—because demons stem from doubt—if you have any doubt, those demons are gonna come right into you and just affect your mind- your mindset and thinking!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': That was- that was quite the- quite the s- uh, uh, amount of information to comprehend.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, it is. But, uh, yeah, I do have a few friends I talk with about that. And, uh, definitely gonna plug this in- So I started doing, uh, me versus [[AI]], [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan|in the regards of a "SingStar" competition]]. [''A little bit better?''] hey, versus a computer that can replicate singing and voicing in a way- but hey, that AI ''cannot adjust the pitch all the way from the nose down to the deep, deep base of the throat.'' [''loud siren-like wailing''] And they teach you that in- in voice acting and singing classes.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': I don't think I've ever known that before.

4:33 – [''Middling narration of events centered around the time of Chris's [[Incest Arrest|2021 arrest]] commences.'']

20:16 – [''Middling narration stops at the mention of [[Randy Stair]] and [[WCT]].'']

[''TheGamerFromMars drives his car, then that footage's audio plays over footage of him walking with Chris at the Riverfront Park in [[Lynchburg]], Virginia'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': -st, uh, now we are headed over to a park of some sort, so we're just following the car that says "Sonichu" on it.

Oh, jeez.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I got two-

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You got two phones!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[2 Phones|I got two phones!]] One for the trolls, and one for my homes! I got two phones! One for the bullies, and one for my friends. You think I need two phones? I'm so popular! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring!

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Very good.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You're feeling this right now. You're gonna feel my energy, and I'm gonna feel your energy.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Are you able to heal people through touch still?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, just like, uh, I was able to do with your cameraman earlier.

[''Video cuts to a brief clip of them at the mall'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm gonna just temporarily shift you into the red.

'''Cameraman''': Okay.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': You feel a sting?

'''Cameraman''': A little bit.

[''Brief clip ends, video resumes to the park'']

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': As far as everybody knows, [[Big Island House|I'm living there by myself]]. I'm taking care of the bills and everything. Let's just say I do have somebody that handle- that helps me with the tax details, but aside from that, I'm decent. I'm good.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So how- how was your experience in jail for all that time?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Very meditative. I was really able to just disconnect from the technology and Internet and whatnot during the time. Really found myself, and that's the thing on developing your personal maturity. You s- you soul search.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So, a question that I had is, um, you know, you got out on bail. Were you able to get out on bail at any time if someone bailed you out?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'm not sure... I don't think that w- I- if I remember correctly, I don't believe that was an option... or, yeah- This is obviously circumstance, didn't really have anybody at the time, yada, yada, yada. Yeah, obviously I'm using a [[Seinfeld]] reference! Yada, yada, yada! So here's my paraphrasing from the first Sonic movie: So, as I crash into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realized a few things. A: I know where I'm going, but I only have some idea of how to get there. B: Salt water stings, but I can swim! And C: I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because they betrayed me! THEY BETRAYED ME! And I still don't know whether or not- who was the better kister- Josh- miss better kisser- [[Josh Moon]] or Judas Iscariot?

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You- I know you have said that Josh Moon is a reincarnation of Judas. Do you still stand by that?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, I think I did not say it was a reincarnation of Judas, I just- I just like, you know, the comparison.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay, sounds good.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': But anyway...

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': When- when did you end up getting back in touch with her? Were you allowed to right after you got out of, uh, jail?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah. Yeah, obviously, uh, yes. After that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': The charges were dropped.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes. And to make this clear, I never ever wished for [[Barbara]]'s [[death]]. I never ever did that, I was making it on the general preliminary line, on, like, you know, either during the near future or just like years in the future when that would happen with Barbara. But I never ever wished for it, period.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': You say in this timeline, the, you know, what you were arrested for, um, didn't happen. On another timeline, did it happen?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': That would be a remotely distant one, [''stuttering''] the fact that- it came about from the manifestation from [[Bella]]'s mind when she came up with that roleplay fanfiction for one thing. And also, that was among the shipping fanfics from among the, uh- among the mixed fans I have. It came out even years before that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So there is a timeline but you've never been on that timeline before?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': That's right. We were never on that timeline.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay, just making sure. A lot of people have that question of like, if the timeline ever merged to this during the inter[[dimensional merge]], or something along those lines.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah, obviously, you know, as you can look up online, and ask any psychic, the timeline does shift here around- here and there, sometimes crossing into other timelines, but it did not cross into that. And just- the only way it did- it is- the only way it did that, it was through Bella. At that point.

23:33 – [''Middling narration of events centered around Chris's [[Jail Saga|stay in jail]] and the [[Goddess Log]] commences.'']

36:15 – [''Middling narration stops at the mention of [[Isabella Janke]].'']

[''TheGamerFromMars talks to the camera in an {{w|Airbnb}}, then that footage's audio plays over footage of him opening the door for Chris to enter'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So right now, uh, we're going to have Christine over to our Airbnb. We tried to get access to [[Transgender|her]] apartment, but she didn't feel comfortable with us going over there currently. We also tried to see if we could go and do a road trip [[14 Branchland Court|to see Barb]], but, uh, she didn't seem against it, but she didn't want to do it right now. So, I dunno, maybe some other time. But it's clear she still has access to Barb. So, yeah, we'll- we'll hang out here and, uh, I dunno, just do a couple of activities, hang out, maybe cook a bit, maybe draw a bit, and, uh, see where the day takes us.

Hello, Christine! Come right in!

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yeah. Hey! Hey, viewers at home! [''Video cuts to Chris looking out the balcony''] That's a great view! [''yodeling noises, then the video cuts to Chris and TheGamerFromMars at a table'']

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So, let's see what- what do you wanna draw today?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] I figured I'd just keep it simple, I'm gonna do a simple Sonichu and Ro- Sonichu and Rosie drawing. [''Chris covers his mouth to burp''] Pardon me.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': How many drawings of Sonichu do you think you have done at this point?
[[File:Authentic Love Conquers Hate & Fake March 2024.png|thumb|200px|What Chris ended up drawing. TheGamerFromMars presumably kept it.]]
'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Quite the massive number. You buy something off [[Etsy]], you're not exactly gonna get the same quality twice. There's- there's bound to be an error or two along the way.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So what percentage of your day is, uh, working on the [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]] and doing the [[OfficialCWCmart commissions|commissions]]?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': [[Chris and work|Decent amount]]. There's outsourcing, of course. Sheesh, I made Sonichu a little gruff looking, even from the side view.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What's still at the [[Old Temple|old house]] of yours? Do you still have any of the- the old collections?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, a bunch of the old collections, yes.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': When was the last time you were there visiting Barb?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Um, actually earlier this month. I'm vi- I visit- I'm visiting- I visit once a month these days.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': So what if someone wanted a [[Rick and Morty|Pickle Rick]] in a picture like this? How much extra would that cost as a commission?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Can't put Pickle Rick in a drawing like this. It don't work.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What if someone, like, wanted to pay a lot of money to make it happen though? Is there- is there a price or do you just have the artistic merit? Where you'll- you'll never do it for a million dollars.

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Merit. [''Chris gives the drawing to TheGamerFromMars''] There you are, with my compliments.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Thank you very much! So, you talked a bit about [[Andy Warhol]]. Do you think you're better than him? Or on the same level? What do you feel?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': I'd say decently on the same level, though more [[Chris and socialization|socially outgoing]].

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Do you have limits of what you'll draw?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Yes, I do have my boundaries. Definitely nothing NSFW and no gore. I mean, just rule of thumb, if it cannot be aired on {{w|Nickelodeon}} or {{w|Cartoon Network}}, ''no''.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': What about [[Adult Swim]]?

'''{{Color|#0033FF|Chris}}''': Uh, Adult Swim don't count in that.

'''{{Color|#CB6D51|TheGamerFromMars}}''': Okay.

38:27 – [''Middling narration of events centered around Chris's [[Jail Saga|final months in jail]] and his return to the Internet commences.'']

1:00:23 – [''Middling narration stops at the mention of [[Geno Samuel]] [[Carpetbagging|selling Chris-themed merchandise]] [[Weening|against his wishes]].'']

==Errors==
*In Episode 1, GamerfromMars mentioned Bob's [[stamps]] collection and misrepresented Chris's selling of the stamps as going against Bob's sentiments. Although GamefromMars quoted from [[Bob's Letters to Chris]], he neglected to include a quote from one letter of Bob giving Chris permission to recycle his collections back into the world for others to use.
*In Episode 5, GamerfromMars gave a brief, condensed overview of Chris in which he highlighted the [[Idea Guys]] for putting the notion into Chris that fictional characters exist in another dimension which would be merged and that Chris fell deeper into the delusions with the help of [[Bella]]. This drastically overstates Bella's involvement with Chris.
*In Episode 5, GamerfromMars discussed Chris's [[incest]] charge being dropped. He mischaracterized this as being due to insufficient evidence and the prosecutor feeling that a full trial wouldn't be worthwhile. This is contradicted by court filings indicting that the prosecutor had been proceeding with a felony incest charge against Chris until the defense filed for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]].<ref>[[Jail Saga#Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury]]</ref>
*In Episode 5, GamerfromMars claimed that new guidelines were to complicate Chris's stay at [[Gateway Homes]]. No evidence was provided for such guidelines.

{{References}}
{{CopitzSaga}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Chris Chan Conspiracy}}
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[[Category:Collaborations involving Chris]]

Regular Show

2026-05-23T09:04:18Z

Hurtful Truth Level: Redirected page to Miscellaneous TV shows and movies#Regular Show

#redirect [[Miscellaneous TV shows and movies#Regular Show]]

Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies

2026-05-23T09:03:30Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{quote|It took me up to a year in all the work time recording, editing, stop-motion, thought processes and all else to end up with this two hour, two minute masterpiece.|Chris<ref name=jan26>[[January 2026 social media posts#TLUM livestream a success]]</ref>}}

[[Image:14 January 2026 TLUM Movie promotional card1.jpeg|thumb|200px|A promotional card Chris [[Sightings_(2026)#Spencer's|gave somebody]].]]
[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|thumb|200px|Chris's drawing of ''[[Regular Show]]'' characters being excited for the movie]]

'''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''' is a video premiered to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 5 [[January 2026]]. It is a compilation of Chris's edited skits from the [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] videos. Chris took a year to film it,<ref name=jan26></ref> and the video itself was finished by 30 [[November 2025]].<ref name=date>[[November 2025 social media posts#TLUM movie premiere date]]</ref> Chris premiered both a version with and without subtitles. Chris also uploaded the skits unedited later that day.

Chris made attempts to promote the movie among ''[[Transformers]]'' fans such as [[Emgo316]],<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros]]</ref> and he also tried suggesting that the [[Christuber]] [[Geno Samuel]] make a video analyzing it.<ref name=geno>[[February 2026 social media posts#Chris begs for attention from Geno]]</ref> None have taken Chris up on promoting it. A ween impersonated Geno and then claimed a plan to start making a video; Chris fell for it and liked the ween's message.<ref name=geno></ref>

==Trailer==
On 3 [[January 2025]], Chris uploaded a trailer for the movie to [[YouTube]]. Chris put this video as a premiere trailer on both videos before they premiered. Chris also uploaded the video to [[TikTok]] a day later.

{{Infobox/video
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| stardate = 3 [[January 2026]]
| subject =
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}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Trailer for the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie.

Subtitled: 
[''Links to Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies'']

Not Subtitled: 
[''Links to Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies'']}}

===TikTok Description===
{{quotebox|Autobot Son-Chu Trailer for the Transformers Legacy UniTed Merged Movie. Premiering Subtitled on YouTube Monday, January 5th at 2:30 pm, EST.
<nowiki>#Hasbro #Transformers #Pokemon #SonicTheHedgehog #ChrisChan</nowiki>}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris's AI generated song Go, Transformers! instrumental music can be heard in the background.'']

'''Chris (Narrating):''' When and after a hero is born.

'''Son-Chu:''' But I think I have brought in the soul of a Sonichu from earth. I definitely have a lot to learn about where I am now.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' They work hard

'''Son-Chu:''' Hey Bumba Luma.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' Get organized.

'''Son-Chu:''' We got to make sure the chaos emerald does not end up in decepticon hands either. Magi-Chan sons- guard and everything. The Sonichus and Rosechus are going out to collect the other emeralds as well.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' Sometimes have fun.

'''Son-Chu:''' Diggydiggydiggydiggydiggydiggy, come on Silver.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' And most importantly, inspire others.

'''Bumblebee:''' I've never met somebody as good as fierce as you. You did good. You impressed me and Optimus, thank you.

'''Son-Chu:''' And thank you Bumblebee.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' The autobot Son-Chu, has come a very long way. And in these critical moments of facing two of the decepticon bosses, he has the soul.

'''Son-Chu:''' Hello Mikoto.

'''Megatron:''' How dare you autobot? You dare take me on? You're such a puny little car!

'''Chris (Narrating):''' And he is not afraid to use it.

'''Son-Chu:''' Chaos control!

'''Chris (Narrating):''' Rising, sparking, merging, and beyond! Transformers Legacy United Merged the movie. Premiering on your local viewing screens and coming soon on to VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, and even already on RCA SelectaVision video discs back in the year 1982. It is time to merge.

'''Son-Chu and Chris Chan Prime(autobot):''' That's just prime!

'''AI Music:''' Go Transformers, Transformers! Go Transformers! More than meets the eye. Go Transformers.

===Reupload===
After the premiers, Chris reuploaded the trailer without the background at the top and bottom. The reupload has the same description as the original.

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|8umq-e_wITI}}
| stardate = 5 [[January 2026]]
| subject =
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| saga = {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Without Subtitles|Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]
| next = [[TLUM Movie Credits Merged]]
}}

==Video==
===Without Subtitles===
Premiers on 5 [[January 2026]] at 7:00 PM. It was originally set to premier at 2:30 PM but was later changed to 5:00 PM then changed to 7:00 PM the day before to allow for a livestream before the release.<ref name=date></ref>

{{Infobox/video
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| stardate = 5 [[January 2026]]
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| style =
| saga = {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A]]
| next = [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Reupload|Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|Compilation video of all of the ending Movies for the review videos of Transformers Legacy United Merged, and more. It's literally a Movie in itself, yet it is not a Michael Bay flick. Yay!

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged Movies: 
Subtitled: 
[''Link to playlist'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).
-----------
CHAPTERS: 
0:00 Opening 
1:42 CC-82 
5:43 Son-Chu 1 
7:58 Bumba Lumba 
9:36 Son-Chu 2 
13:09 Silver 
14:55 Excelina 1 
15:31 Prowler 
17:2.2 Armoraxe 
18:23 Punislav the First 
19:41 Wave 
21:37 Chapper 
22:24 Fireshot 
23:26 Rollout 
24:27 Medatron 
25:30 Chris-Chan Prime 1 
27:32 S.A.V. the First 
28:39 Decepticlone Crackder 
30:34 Gwenmi Mikoto 
34:56 Decepticlone S.A.V. 
39:33 Crackder the First 
43:13 Decepticlone Punislav plus G.E. Part 1 
51:07 Excelina 2 
53:05 G.E. Part 2 
1:02:05 Chris-Chan Prime Part 2 
1:06:28 G.E. Part 3 
1:18:01 Punicrackder-V Part 1 
1:26:15 Punicrackder-V Part 2 
1:35:14 Punicrackder-V Part 3 
1:40:21 Focus 
1:46:01 Son-Chu Vs Mikoto and Tork 
1:51:33 Stallion and Sparky 
1:53:38 Clyde 
1:58:08 Ending Credits
-----------
}}

====Comment Section====
During the premiere, Chris commented on the video:

{{quotebox|I am watching this premiere as well, because I had goofed up earlier. I forgot to switch from the background view to desktop view on screen record prior to around before GE part 1.}}

===With Subtitles===
Premiers on 5 [[January 2026]] at 4:00 PM. Originally it was set to premiere at 2:30 PM, but was changed to allow for a Livestream beforehand.

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|SANRCUj9Ncg}}
| stardate = 5 [[January 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga = {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie]]
| next = [[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|Compilation video of all of the ending Movies for the review videos of Transformers Legacy United Merged, and more. It's literally a Movie in itself, yet it is not a Michael Bay flick. Yay! It is subtitled, for the hearing and esoteric impaired.

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged Movies: 
Subtitled: 
[''Link to playlist'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).
-----------
CHAPTERS: 
0:00 Opening 
1:42 CC-82 
5:43 Son-Chu 1 
7:58 Bumba Lumba 
9:36 Son-Chu 2 
13:09 Silver 
14:55 Excelina 1 
15:31 Prowler 
17:2.2 Armoraxe 
18:23 Punislav the First 
19:41 Wave 
21:37 Chapper 
22:24 Fireshot 
23:26 Rollout 
24:27 Medatron 
25:30 Chris-Chan Prime 1 
27:32 S.A.V. the First 
28:39 Decepticlone Crackder 
30:34 Gwenmi Mikoto 
34:56 Decepticlone S.A.V. 
39:33 Crackder the First 
43:13 Decepticlone Punislav plus G.E. Part 1 
51:07 Excelina 2 
53:05 G.E. Part 2 
1:02:05 Chris-Chan Prime Part 2 
1:06:28 G.E. Part 3 
1:18:01 Punicrackder-V Part 1 
1:26:15 Punicrackder-V Part 2 
1:35:14 Punicrackder-V Part 3 
1:40:21 Focus 
1:46:01 Son-Chu Vs Mikoto and Tork 
1:51:33 Stallion and Sparky 
1:53:38 Clyde 
1:58:08 Ending Credits
-----------
}}

===Pre-Updated Version===
After the premiers, Chris also uploaded the unedited compilation.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Cwclight Reviews Movies (Pre-Updated Version)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RJ_BM3UiZ04}}
| stardate = 5 [[January 2026]]
| subject =
| style =
| saga = {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[TLUM Movie Credits Bots and Cons]]
| next = [[TLUM Movie Credits Transform]]
}}

====Description====
{{quotebox|Compilation video of all of the ending "Outtakes" for the review videos of Transformers Legacy United Merged. It's literally a Movie in itself, yet it is not a Michael Bay flick. Yay!

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

To Be Continued song generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

==Premiere chat==
Chris commented in the chat during the premiere. He also recorded a commentary video while watching it premiere, which will presumably release in the near future once Chris finishes editing it. Please note that only relevant messages are present in this chat log.

===Subtitled premiere===
<'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I wanted to go with a nature themed countdown. I wanted to add in lightning bolts and a blue heart, but no. That's an advanced feature I would need more time to learn.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I am commenting, right now, on the screen record.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Blooper Moments! LOL
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Same as in the Live Stream just now: I may respond to some comments during the premiere, but I will be focused on the screen recording and commenting along the way. So, remember that. Thank you.
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> Are you only Chris now and NOT Christine?
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> Chris please answer me if you are no longer going by Christine
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> It’s essential to national security
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I still go by as Christine, as well as Christ Chan and the other names I've pereviously stated.
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> Thank you, Chris.
 <'''littlestbunny7382'''> i wonder who is editing these?
 <'''LaytonsGal'''> [[AI]] is editing them
 <'''Catec-y7i'''> Yep
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No. I personally edited everything in DaVinci Resolve.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine who is doing the female voice acting?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Me. I did the female voices as well.
 <'''LaytonsGal'''> Chris I miss the card game you tried to make 😞 also, peak voice talent
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> We'll get the [[TSSSF]] cards onto [[Cwclight]] soon enough.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Christine how do the autobots eat pizza
 <'''littlestbunny7382'''> is it just his voice pitched down??
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> They eat with their mouths.
 <'''elg137'''> yeah i think it’s still chris talking but voice is modified
 <'''braindeadish'''> that was so fuckin loud
 <'''justrobYT'''> I liked how loud it was
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> At least my voice was not modified with AI, but no modifications, with the one exception moment with Starscream.
 <'''lordtobey3177'''> Do you abhor [[Trump]]s actions of capturing maduro or support them?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I do not like what Trump did; what an over-arrogant monster!
 <'''Thejudge-e4s'''> what did you think of the movie League of extraordinary gentlemen?
 <'''TisalieTTTE'''> Christine, do you have any hope for the upcoming live-action MLP movie?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I have not seen that movie.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Live-Action Movie, maybe about 1 percent.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine do you have a full set of the [[McDonald's|McDonald’s]] [[transformers]]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Just showed it off in the screen record, but yes; all changables.
 {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=thomasthedankengine7134 [''$4.99 Super Chat'']|What style of government /political party runs [[CWCville]]?}}
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> same as in most cities in the rest of the [[United States of America]].
 <'''madichelp0'''> Is this movie canon to the CWCville universe?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes, it is canon.
 <'''macabrefan226'''> Christine I saw your live before this, do you consider yourself woke since you've learned the new definition?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I am Aware, which is the definition of Woke, yet I am also Progressive. If you're better Aware, even Politically, you're Woke. And there is Spiritually and Metaphysically Woke, which is better.
 {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=AudreyJLaPoiYT [''$5.00 Super Chat'']|How long have you had the idea to do these skits yourself?}}
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> since as early as [[2017]], if not earlier.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> If there is a sonichu cameo in this i will yell as loud as I can
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Sonichu and Rosey showed up in the Openings, but Mikoto's thing is in here as well.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I hope Bumba Lumba is okay
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Same that was an intense fight
 <'''littlestbunny7382'''> how long is this lol is this feature film length?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> two hours
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> This is like Dolby surround sound
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I feel like I'm there mysefl
 <'''trentonmullins5947'''> @CwcvilleGuardian My family owns a movie theater, how would you like to get this on the big screen??? I'm serious please I love this so far and would love to spread it to the world
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Theater presentation, yes.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Christine please tell me Bumba Lumba is okay I havent seen him in awhile :(
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> He's doing good and okay.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> WE LOVE TO HEAR IT
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Thank goodness
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I was scared
 <'''jonathanstewart1993'''> I noticed you are a bigger fan of heroes than villains, Chris. Are there any villains you relate to or like?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Heroes.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Robot Optimus or truck Optimus?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> both
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> she said the thing
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Silver Quill!
 <'''jonathanstewart1993'''> Oh I know, you are a hero fan, but is there a villain you do like?
 <'''jonathanstewart1993'''> like [[eggman]]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> And Mary Sue!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> what are your thoughts on the godhead dreaming all of reality
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> What do you think of Prismo the Wishmaker?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> he chill but the godhead is also dreaming him
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Prismo? He is cool but I think the fans like Bumba Lumba so far
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Party Wolf head from Adventure Time.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> wait is megatron trainsgender
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> no
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> That's Arcee.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> oh
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> lol I’m glad it was censored
 <'''sip9549'''> loving this vocal work
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Arcee used to be Galvatron's brother, then Jihaxus changed him to female and Arcee came around.
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> But Mikoto is entertaining as well. Ship Mikoto and Crasher!
 <'''5arokD'''> christine has your opinion on asperger syndrome changed recently
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Lol the mam boss sir makes the pronouns confusing!!! Great humour there!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Mikoto and Crasher should start a family for sure
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> lesbian moment
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> GOTTA GO FAST
 <'''greetingsfromelliewilliamswife'''> can someone resume this
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> Mikoto and Crasher are both girls, right?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> do the guns fire real actual bullets
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes.
 <'''6meg'''> face-blue-wide-eyes
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> to what
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Lucifer it is animated so not real but very good
 <'''6meg'''> to both?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> The romantic tension!
 <'''h1percandombe'''> omg hi
 <'''madichelp0'''> Christine, are these transformers customized?
 <'''5arokD'''> christine, do you still go by christ chan
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> obviously it's not real but lorewise do they shoot real actual bullets or lazers
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> KISS Already, you two!!
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> lol the British accent is great!
 <'''h1percandombe'''> will the stream be like here on youtube?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> is this the yuri I've been hearing so much about
 <'''6meg'''> this is peak yuru
 <'''6meg'''> yuri
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Kiss kiss 💋
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I thought they would kiss
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> If only bumba lumba were here to engage in polyamory!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> someone draw them kissing
 <'''mabusestestament'''> Epic!
 <'''6meg'''> i miss bumba lumba
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba Lumba would make a great partner!
 <'''6meg'''> does bumba lumba come back
 <'''h1percandombe'''> omg
 <'''h1percandombe'''> ts is peak yall
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Music Video
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> face-blue-wide-eyes
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Bumba Lumba must have been written out of the series
 {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Waltah White|waltahwhite-rc1rw]] [''$2.00 Super Chat'']|hello}}
 <'''5arokD'''> @CwcvilleGuardian I have to go now, if you're interested in my theater offer you can message me ge me at my discord with my username @sarokd
 [...]
 <'''h1percandombe'''> is this on letterboxd
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Start the [[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense|General Electric Movie!]]
 <'''6meg'''> are we getting a physical release christine?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Oh woowowoowieiowowowoow
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> !!!!!
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> HUGE
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Hi Christine!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> pretty sure trump mysteriously died of sniper rifle in c-197
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> What a scene!!!!! 🎬
 <'''5arokD'''> Christine are you interested in my offer about the theater.
 <'''rayner864'''> 🔥🤟🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes
 <'''h1percandombe'''> ts peak
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> its my fault, its my fault. i need you to get all my stuff off the internet
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> this is amazing
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> This rules good work
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> But I'll consult with a pro as well.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> This is a true Autobopper
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> the legend
 <'''FGameplayer'''> goon
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> No not the General Electric plant! Bumba Lumba save them!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Christine is this awesome
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> so it's true donald trump died of sniper rifle
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bumba Lumba's on the island with the others.
 <'''6meg'''> someone get bumba lumba to a mechanic
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I'm glad I didn't just take a nap earlier today
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> We NEED a Bumba Lumba solo film
 <'''madichelp0'''> cinema
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I hope cliffjumper lives theyre my favorite
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Wowowow how was that scene even accomplished?
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> i heard donald trump made this movie and its about Venezuela
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> He must be exhausted he had to download so much data
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> sonichu
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> pure CGI ray
 <'''rayner864'''> eating pasta rn
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> Those special effects for the driving were amazing
 <'''5arokD'''> @cwcvilleguardian good to hear that you can consult me futher at @sarokd on discord
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> That's the lighting.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Christine who was your favorite character to voice in this movie
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Great Question.
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> that has to be AI made
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> ignore the trolls
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba!
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> It had to be Bumba Lumba
 <'''6meg'''> will the situation in Venezuela change their mission
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> You did a good job with bumba
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> what u talking about i have been following chris for 17 years
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Son-Chu and Mikoto.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> and THAT is a great question
 <'''mattcrowley8993'''> “I’m workin’ on it!”
 <'''h1percandombe'''> will we have merch
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> reddit really defending Nicolás Maduro when they just found out about him, idiot redditors
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I ship Bumba Lumba and Son-Chu!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> The person asking you about the theater is probably a troll, be cautious about them
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Hasbro, Make the Leader-1 and Scooter figures fore Age of the Primes!
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 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Misvoice in 3, 2, 1...
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> I WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION SO GOOD
 <'''mattcrowley8993'''> I mean, Christian’s still about 220 right now, if not a little bit.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> oh it's tank megatron
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> lame
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba would fold these guys up into sheet metal
 <'''rayner864'''> keep going, im almost finished
 <'''chrischanhouse'''> lol\
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Can someone explain this animation? I cannot see anyone moving the figures.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> tuff comment
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> hes close to explosion
 <'''meowskullzxd'''> Christine, do you love us all back?
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> Christ when Rosechu appears
 <'''mattcrowley8993'''> @rayner864 What’s wrong with you?!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Can you bless my yumeship, Christine? Thank you so much Christ.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika Just Monika Just Monika 💚💚💚
 <'''vasco_riffs'''> When will these toys hit shelves?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Are decepticlones racist?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> LOL-Life!
 <'''h1percandombe'''> i want merch
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Christine, are u the real Jesus from The Bible and Family Guy and South Park?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I bet he's like a 7 on the norwood scale
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Can we get a Bumba Lumba tv shirt?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> t shirt*
 <'''meowskullzxd'''> Christine why are you not answering our questions
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Id get at least two
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika for CWCville 2028
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Patrick Star and Satan's Sadam.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> yeah pls answer we love u
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Christine the people want answers
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Patrick?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> If you pay Chris will reply
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Sadam?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I'm vocally answering some of the questions in the screen recording.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Who are you calling pinhead! Lol, love that reference!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Chistine we cant hear you
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> ok can you answer when is the morrowind
 <'''xSimonTan'''> Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, I humbly ask that you make a Finnish dub of this cinematic work.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I've been asking for years at this point
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine is going to do a commentary track
 <'''h1percandombe'''> is there going to be an after stream??
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> ohhh
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Peter Cullen and me! 😃
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 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[I am the Optimist, my name is Optimus
|He is an Optimist, his name is Optimus!]]
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> This is epic but Bumba Lumba would be effective in this fight
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Monika + Pikaxhu ahh character JollyWally
 <'''rayner864'''> who is the optimistest
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> face-orange-biting-nails
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> the red one
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> haha!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> HE IS THE OPTIMIST!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> this is so very peak
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> donald j trump
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Doki Doki zap to the EXTREEEEEEME!!!! ⚡⚡💚💚
 <'''h1percandombe'''> NUH HUH TS PEAK
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I didnt understand that joke!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Gary!!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Emgo316|EMGO]]!!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Im The Optimist Trump
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> and it seems umbra is answering for his crimes
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Love Gary
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Doki Doki Literature Club
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> GARY NOOOOO
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I seen the hand!!! I know how it’s animated now!!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Donaldtron
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Woah the CGI
 <'''6meg'''> my personal favourite scene so far was the tickling
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Emgo's review of Vehicon from Transformers Prime.
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> i cant see the hands at all
 <'''6meg'''> after bumba lumba anyways
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika for president 2028
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Make America Doki Again
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Here we go!!!
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> Christ when Rosechu appears
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Kaboomlamo
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> planes
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Monika will not be president, she is evil and a twist villain
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> seems to be lazers and not lead
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> can i voice in your next movie, Christine?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BOOM!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Planes
 <'''xSimonTan'''> Could use a few more wilhelm screams
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumbs Lumba really got shafted he deserves more screen time.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> He got them alllllll
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Boom!!!!!!!
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> ?
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> sonichu balls
 <'''6meg'''> i lowkey thought he was gonna hit the pentagon
 <'''rayner864'''> disney
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> twenty in that part is enough.
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 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I like Path Finder from Challenge of the Gobots.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> ok but what about a yaoi and yuri sunday
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba needs a romantic movie made too
 <'''chrischanhouse'''> what name did you use?
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> JAJAJAJAJAJA
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> There does appear to be eco, maybe jt was added in post for effect
 <'''macabrefan226'''> yuri>>>
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> That laugh was loud
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Fat furry boy on small emo furry boy a personal fav
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I cant wait to see the bumba lumba romance
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Yuri from DDLC
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> lolz
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> And I like Sparky and Stallion, at least their toys. Sparky was cool in the series.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> as he saves the pentagon
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> My favrotie is the Chris transformer
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Scooter was favourite of the leading three.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> ok but femboy yaoi>>>>>>>>
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine will bumba lumba come back? If not can we rewind to that moment
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Chris could Bumba Lumba prevent 9/11?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> But we also got Spay-C in the movie as well.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Part 3!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> yaoi part 3 coming so
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> PRIME SON CHU!
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Bumba should get a spin-off with Sonichu
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> on
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> When dimension merge? I need my Moni-chan! 💚
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> part 3? xdxdxd
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> alrady happened didnt u realise
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Christine are u the actual Jesus, the one who walked on water?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Part 3 will be the bumba comeback
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Shippers, am I right, [[TF2 Analysis|Silver Quill]]?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Yep!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> he's on the Island with the others@
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Shipping? Like FedEx?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> And it could be like 3’s company and they both have a crush on roseacchu
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Thats nice
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I want to see him now!!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> its not safe here6
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> bumba lumba totally could've prevented 9/11 but he knew if he did he wouldn't be able to stop sadam hussien
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i ship Natsuki x Yuri
 <'''saviniif3184'''> bumba lumba was on epstein island?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Me personally, I ship myself with Monika. Selfshipping 4 life
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Shipdick folder
 <'''xSimonTan'''> @JollyWally12349 the dimensional merge already happened. Gregory House from House M.D is literally in my room
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba versus War World 2
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Natsuri peak lesbian ship
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> How Many Starscreams?!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> bumba lumba solos
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Fire!!!!!🔥
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> all of them
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Doesnt matter how many starscerams compared to 1 bumba lumba
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba could have defeated 1000 starscreams or more
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> literally all starscreams and more
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Menasor!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> PUSH FOR NETFLIX SERIES
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I ship myself with Pepperman and Sybil. Can you bless my self ship in text, please Christine? I love the movie by the way!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> could Sonichu potentially beat Alastor from the Hazbin Hotel in a fight?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> She be doki-ing my Doki til I literature club.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I have watched the Armada trilogy.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> LOL!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Talk with yourself more!
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> Christ when Rosechu appears
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Yeah!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chris, do you know the peak that is Doki Doki Literature Club?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> It is bumming me out that Bumba Lumba is stuck on the island, but he would have ended the movie immediately because he is too powerful
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> the lore runs deep face-orange-biting-nails
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Wilhelm, lolz
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Please bless me Christine
 <'''meowskullzxd'''> when Will the next IRL video be Christine?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> that's why he stayed
 <'''6meg'''> what if bumba lumba steals sonichu's girl
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Enough Good talk for you, Starscream Prime?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Transformers One
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> 2026 RETURN IS CHRIS DUDE SONIMAN
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I ate something at the speed of sound, it was some *sonic chew*ing
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Does Bumba Lumba like cuckolding?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Sorry
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Ive seen Bumba Lumba steal Rosechu from Sonichu in pictures
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> no but he likes ntr
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Im out of line
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Okay okay
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> the food from Sonic Drive-Thru
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> similar but very different
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love watching Monika lesbian bang Sayori.
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> CUCKING EPS FOR SONIC
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Wait for it...
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BAM! Combiner Mode!
 <'''beckslemon10090'''> ENOUGH
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> KABLOMO
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> KABOOM!!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> He Was!
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba Lumba wouldve trivialized the plot, I understand the chris as a director and kill the whole plot with someone as strong as him, I miss him so much though it pains me
 <'''beckslemon10090'''> HOLY COW
 <'''rayner864'''> man, ive had too much to drink, imma leave this on while i sleep
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> BOW!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> NO! MONIKA AND SAYORI ARE MINORS! (maybe)
 <'''6meg'''> dude i'm hooked
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> The vfx is amazing
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> THIS IS GREAT ACTING SONICHU
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> wait no they are not
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I need some therapy
 <'''6meg'''> how many more parts are there i never want it to end
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Madoka x Homura is second best femslash, next to Natsuki x Yuri.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Combiner Mode Prime!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> COMBINER MODE ATTACK
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Cyber Key!
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> so cool! :D
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> CYBER KEY GO
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT CHRISTINE!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bonk.
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> what??
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> DANG!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> BONKING
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Pay Attention
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> IM EDGING MY SEAT, CHRISTINE
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> IM JUST NARATING THE BEST PARTS
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i'm edgy my nicoedgy, Christine
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Galvatron, was that your line?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Just Kiss already!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> WAS THAT YOUR LINE GLAVAMAN
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Starscream just got owned oh mu god
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Nico Nico Nii
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> They should kiss!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> One Combiner Team I wish I had...
 <'''rayner864'''> REAL 🔥🔥
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> WISH I HAD IT
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> uy
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Whoa they sound like they are kissing!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> KISS KISS KISS KISS KIS!!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> YAOI ATTACK!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> @JollyWally12349 do u believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Were they programmed with Brains?!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> when are you killing off optimus prime
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Son-Chu!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chris, when is the HomuMado issue of Sonichu coming?
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> WOWA THAT WAS COOL CGI SWITCH
 <'''sorenai2006'''> this is good
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> SON CHU MENTIONED
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I love the moaning!
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> wheres bumba lumba?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I know it sounds dark but you gotta
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> bumbaing around
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I believe in my goddess Madoka and her Messiah Monika
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i like yaoi but i like sonichu better
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> This is my new favorite movie of all time
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba come back!!!
 <'''6meg'''> christine you should show this to ntflix now they have nothing to air since Strangr things ended
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> SON CHU ATACKKKK
 <'''ImperialMonkeyLibra'''> What did I miss?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> And that sneaky devil Homura
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> What would you do for Son chu
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Chaos Crystal Control]]!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> truly epicness
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> In the sequel im sure he will be a main character
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Faster than Time
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Id sacrifice my first born son for son chu
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> CHAOOOOOS CHRYSTAL
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> @JollyWally12349 that's blasphemy against Sonichu Prime
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> KABLAM
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> 😈
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> can we get a son chu spin off?
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> SLAP KAPOW
 <'''ImperialMonkeyLibra'''> Were they fighting in an jet engine manufacturing plant?
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> Chaos Control (Alt Delete)
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> POW SLAP BONG
 <'''TweeterMan287'''> this isn't normal
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> POW POW
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika is currently zapping my extreme
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> BONG 6
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> TRANSFORMERS TRUMP MODE
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> you're right this is extranormal
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Im zapping my extreme
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Burritos vs Pizza Bagels; the "eternal" debate.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Chris I’m so glad you got rid of the AI signing and sang the song yourself. That was a good executive decision
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Oh, I'm zapping it, ohhh, zapping itt
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> 2 THE XTREME WE GOOOOOO KAPOWWW
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> STEINFORMERS, ROLL OUT TO LITTLE SAINT JAMES ISLAND!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> GREENLAND ATTACK!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> zapping to the extreme!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> That was a good choice christine\
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chicken tenders better 🥱
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> ZPA ZAP6
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I'd gladly eat a pizza bagel if those were available
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Wait is Bumba Lumba on epstein island? Is he saving the children
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> He just got zapped to the extreme
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I luv muh tendies
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> that sounds delicious
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Pedofork|Starscream's Ghost possessed a school girl once.]]
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba was on the flight logs
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i eat the luther burger from The Boobdocks
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Especially when my wife Monika makes them
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> but really tho you gotta kill off optimus and megatron it's important for every transformers story
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> *Boondocks
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> POW YAOI
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba Lumba is innocent
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba is in the little black book
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> YAOI THE BEST
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> POW, YURI
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I wish I possessed a school girl. But I would go to jail.
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> YAOI > YURI
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love lesbians
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> starscream would be on Little Saint James
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> decepticons lose!!! Bumba wins!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i like both gays and lesbians
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I love my girlfriend
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Crap and scrap!!
 <'''macabrefan226'''> YURIYAOIYURIYAOI
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba wins!!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I love my girlfriend and my yumeship!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love men and women. I don't discriminate
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> And Roll the extended Music Video!!!
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 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Gigawatt!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i love lgbt (genuinely)
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> THREE WAY MAN ON MAN ON WOMAN SPIT ROASTED 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The bloopers!!!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> this music video is amazing
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> The sound effects are good
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> ALL SMART SHOW POWA PRIME AGES ALL GAS IN DISGUISE
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I'm the center of the roast 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''xSimonTan'''> Don't know what countries those are but 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> roar
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I DONT LIKE HATERS!!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Personally, I like the more rare bots and cons, like those who were or can be both, like Punch/Counterpunch.
 <'''macabrefan226'''> this goes hard Christine🙏🙏‼
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> imagine not liking Sonichu
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Im head banging so hard right now
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> this music is so good
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> They are forming a large robot!!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Cwcville Son-Chu
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Transform!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Where the HomuMado autobot?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I love how loud the metal pipe sound is it is like im getting hit in the head
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Sideways versus Punch
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Inside the Volcano!
 [...]
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> is this Ai
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba lumba’s voice!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes, that opera was [[AI]]
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> it is not ai
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> this is beautiful
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> AI can't produce this, lolz
 <'''chrischanhouse'''> heree is my house
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> wait it is
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> That opera was bumba lumbas singing voice
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> So true
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> oh
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika is currently bouncing
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> It is true. Canonically bumba sings like that
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Someone get dat house of. The. Internet
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba is a great singer
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> on
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I was wanting that Paleagchi, or however his name is spelled, but wanting to avoid a copyright thing.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> my
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> di-
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Had Suno give me similar with a chill vibe.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> lolz
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> 😈😈😈😈😈
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> You should have sung it Chris
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> This music video is so good christine i just wish there was more bumba
 <'''h1percandombe'''> PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEE
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Ai will be the death off all of us and CwCville
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> GO CHRIS!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I'm really gonna have to watch through this again after this premiere, I'm having a hard time keeping up with everything going on in this
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Ok. But unironically, I love Monika. She's legit my waifu.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BOOM!!!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I didnt know this song was 30 minutes long!
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> It’s erupting!!!!!!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> probably just my ADHD acting up
 <'''calcium4181'''> oh no !!!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> why did they nuke the energon mines?
 <'''TroyGreen717'''> Who does the voice acting?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I'm erupting
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> OH GOD
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> So Mikoto could not mine any more.
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Feet!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> :0
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika will fix the fandom. Monika DDBTNWO 2028
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Feet, you say?
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> say its dark out rn
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love Frieren's feet
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> FEET?
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> @CwcvilleGuardian whos feet?
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> BUMBA FEET??
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Crasher's
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> 1/3 Yard!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Booo crasher booo
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> @CwcvilleGuardian who is that?
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> also 12 inches
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> i just joined
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> LeeJackson you missed Bumba Lumba if you rewind to the beginning it is wonderfully voice acted
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> oh might have to see that
 <'''JappyRossfar'''> wtf is this supposed to be?
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> idk
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|No More Celebrity "Bigfoot" Hunts! Enough is enough!]]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BAM!
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> DID she listen?
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> yeah, this is the movie
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> yes
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I wish Monika and Mita would spit roast me.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> What a fool
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> shes a sluze
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> I have bad news to share. Bumba Lumba was stolen from Skid Row and got involved in a gang-related shootout between a rival gang in a stolen Nissan Altima. He didn’t make it :(
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine do crasher and bumba ever kiss behind the scenes??
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Shes a totally babe
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Hello, Moto!
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Sonichu 2|Sky Uppercut!]]
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> is Michal bay involved in this?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> DANG!!!!
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> I own the Orsl factory
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> So much profanity
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Mikey Bay too busy making Skibidi slop
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Lmao
 <'''superstar_cos'''> hi christine !!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Playlists' Links in the Description Below. Watching this movie, now!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> this is peak cinema
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> LOL!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> YES!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Chaos COntrol
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Mach@
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> huh?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Is this rated 18+?
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> me and my kids are watching
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> son chu is on a gomad diet
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The profanity is unreal
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> that's why he's so strong
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> how long did it take for you to do all this
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> yes!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> when you get punched so hard it bends the fabric of reality itself
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> My kids like Bumba Lumba and Punislav
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I LOVE SWEAR WORDS!!!!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> A couple of hours or so
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> F-yay!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> so son chu is on a gomad diet
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> hahahahaha
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> did you write a script before doing the filming?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No script
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> no script? you came up with the dialogue on the spot?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> So it was all improv?
 <'''knatred1489'''> TICKETS TO THE CHRIS CHAN MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> you can barely tell
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> damn, so all of this was mostly improv
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Do the characters speak through you
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> You would get arrested in CwCville for using language like that.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Unscripted waow!!!
 <'''CeliniD0rk'''> so its all improv?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> YEs
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I'm supposed to be making fun of islam right now lol
 <'''superstar_cos'''> this is so well made i had no idea it was improv !
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> Chris, can you put my OC in the show and I’m the bf of Bumba Lumba?
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> impressive
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> that's actually impressive
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bum, bum, bum...
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bluey and Bingl!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bingo!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> holy shibbers it's sanic
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine is thomas the bf of bumba lumba
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chris, bring back Monika to Sonichu!
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> HOLY SOMNIC\
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> good thing his arms aren't also blue
 <'''knatred1489'''> i wish i didnt miss most of the movie this is so peak
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> CLYDE!!??
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The real sonic does not have blue arms
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> bong bong
 <'''knatred1489'''> I also need to read Sonichu to catch up on the lore there I still haven't gone through those
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> CLYDE CASH!!??
 <'''xSimonTan'''> I've watched the whole thing and I still have no idea what it's about
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Optimus Stallion!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> wait doesn't sonichu have a multiverse
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Megan Thee Stallion
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Dont worry! I will be selling copies of the movie on VHS!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> this feels more like a TV show rather than a movie
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> why are they trying to stop the time travel plot
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Yes, it has a multiverse
 <'''CeliniD0rk'''> will we have a spinoff series?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Can someone make dvds?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Green Mile!
 <'''razroyalty6607'''> optimus thee stallion
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Peter Cullen!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika Thee Stallion
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Challenge of the Gobots!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> this is very good
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> if there's a multiverse that'd impy timetravel works on dbz logic
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Ive been here for 2 hours and havent seen Bumba in most of it...i miss ihm
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> yo chris?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Get him!!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika x Gobots collab when?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba was only in the first 10 minutes it is really sad
 <'''Bennybrad'''> I really
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> And what is DBZ logic?
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> I write for @vox and am very impressed
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I write for the literature club and I'm GOONING
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> that's dbz logic
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> hello moto
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> stop motions makimg comeback
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Fast Recovery
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba never goons or makes yogurt
 <'''bunghoney5465'''> Hey Christine I know this is unrelated but when you do the qna stream could you please say "dr gigglesauce on this song" and "i love dj okos music" and "jonah canavan is so cool" cuz my friends love
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Sometimes people can make movies without using vulgar profanity
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Goodbye, Moto. Hello, Monika.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Go time son chu!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> team
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Makima
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Don't curse my name!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Power
 <'''has_felix'''> abbsolute cinema
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Do NOT
 <'''has_felix'''> absolute cinema
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She's Very Unraveled!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> hi
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She's talking to you all.
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> Nonsense. I keep all of my Bumbie Lumbie’s handmilked yogurt in my fridge;)
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Kobeni
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> he captured women really well
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I know
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i am back again and about time too
 <'''leek6146'''> Lol
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Noooo she can see through my screen!!!!!!!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> bros came
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No Stomp
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> yelling
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> hand-orange-covering-eyes
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Hashtag!
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> bros
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> hashtag!!
 <'''has_felix'''> no way he deleted all the data
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Himeno
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> he said hastag!
 <'''knatred1489'''> Absolute Cinema 🤚😐✋
 <'''luminator982'''> Someone call Micheal Bay, we have a new box office hit
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> #YOLO
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> why pink and blue?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> good job hashtag!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Why not?
 <'''Flapjack1604'''> Hey Christine!!! Loving the movie!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> You Only Live Once
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> So blowing up the volcano wasn’t the end of the movie?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Blue is a good colour, and Pink works with it, here.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> micheal bay could never make something as good as this
 <'''has_felix'''> the yellow one is the best character
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Ah, Aveo.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> They should end the movie with kissing action
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> also the trans flag is blue, pink, and white
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> I think its too busy.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Yes a good smooch fest
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Prime Chris
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> transformers flag?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Reze
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She's addressing you all now.
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> this feels like Super Mario Logan
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> I demand that Rosechu appear dressed as a man
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The fourth wall is down again
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> The pink bot isnt a boy!!! But they are so big!
 <'''has_felix'''> @CwcvilleGuardian im listening
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika still better than all them Chainsaw Man girls tho
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Son-Chu is addressing you all as well.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I am being called upon
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Til All Are One with Light Power!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> JollyWally that is false
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> we near the end?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Oh, lawd. She breaking the 4th wall like Monika.
 <'''jeffjeffington7536'''> Hello Christine how are you today
 <'''has_felix'''> im not a doubter
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i believe in Sonichu Prime
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> That's Just Prime!
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> wise words
 <'''xSimonTan'''> is there goodness in Epstein
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> To be continued.
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> yes lol
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> God bless you robot transformers
 <'''has_felix'''> THATS JUST PRIME
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Credits Time
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> That's just prime
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> JoJo
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> WHAT
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> bravo
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> JoJo Reference
 <'''Flapjack1604'''> so wait the merge is still happening?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> No simon. Bumba lumba is going to the island
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> wow
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> omg is it over
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Now is the end?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> AMAZING
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> this ended with a JoJo's Reference
 <'''Southparkdefender'''> wow
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Bumba Lumba!!!!!!!!
 <'''Flapjack1604'''> YAAAAAAAAAAA
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> masterpiece 10/10
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> BUMBA LUMBA MENTIONED
 <'''bunghoney5465'''> Cinema
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> absolute Cinema
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Actual Credits after the Cast List
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Transformers Community Members and Bronies. Toys 'R' Us Returns!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I bet optimus dies in the next one
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Peace!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> loll
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> it's tradition
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Toys R Us is back! can't believe it!
 <'''Elquill89'''> Greatest director of the generation
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> One Multi-Credit.
 <'''has_felix'''> wowzers
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> 💙
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika
 <'''xSimonTan'''> @Elquill89 that would be Alexandr Lukashensko
 <'''knatred1489'''> peaky sauce
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> See y'll in a bit.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> que joraca acabo de ver
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Just Bumba

===No subtitles===
<'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> "I am here, but I goofed earlier. I left a [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Comment Section|comment below]] about it."
 <'''papervillen4149'''> What is this
 <'''PersonalizacionY'''> wow
 <'''papervillen4149'''> SOOOOOOO AMAZING SINGING
 <'''papervillen4149'''> I'm watching the Chris Chan documentary and it's quite interesting
 <'''judsonvivanco9310'''> Sup Christian how you doin
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I'm doing okay.
 <'''flammableear'''> i love you christine
 <'''judsonvivanco9310'''> When are [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris and the hedgehog boys]] reuniting again!!!??? we miss you
 <'''flammableear'''> christine have you seen [[liquid chris]]’s wedding
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No
 <'''therodster3715'''> i've been needing to get another a sonichu medallion for my bedside table
 <'''bungis7'''> not even funny anymore just depressing
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Buy one from Cwclight or my Etsy.

==Credits videos==

===TLUM Movie Credits Merged===
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===TLUM Movie Credits Bots and Cons===
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===TLUM Movie Credits Transform===
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==Scene Change videos==
On 29 [[April 2026]], Chris uploaded the scene transitions from the compilation.
===Autobot Autobot Scene Change===
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===Autobot Decepticon Scene Change===
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===Decepticon Autobot Scene Change===
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===Decepticon Decepticon Scene Change===
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{{References}}
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Chris uploaded to TikTok]]

Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies

2026-05-23T09:02:52Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{quote|It took me up to a year in all the work time recording, editing, stop-motion, thought processes and all else to end up with this two hour, two minute masterpiece.|Chris<ref name=jan26>[[January 2026 social media posts#TLUM livestream a success]]</ref>}}

[[Image:14 January 2026 TLUM Movie promotional card1.jpeg|thumb|200px|A promotional card Chris [[Sightings_(2026)#Spencer's|gave somebody]].]]
[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|thumb|200px|Chris's drawing of ''[[Regular Show'']] characters being excited for the movie]]

'''Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies''' is a video premiered to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 5 [[January 2026]]. It is a compilation of Chris's edited skits from the [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] videos. Chris took a year to film it,<ref name=jan26></ref> and the video itself was finished by 30 [[November 2025]].<ref name=date>[[November 2025 social media posts#TLUM movie premiere date]]</ref> Chris premiered both a version with and without subtitles. Chris also uploaded the skits unedited later that day.

Chris made attempts to promote the movie among ''[[Transformers]]'' fans such as [[Emgo316]],<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros]]</ref> and he also tried suggesting that the [[Christuber]] [[Geno Samuel]] make a video analyzing it.<ref name=geno>[[February 2026 social media posts#Chris begs for attention from Geno]]</ref> None have taken Chris up on promoting it. A ween impersonated Geno and then claimed a plan to start making a video; Chris fell for it and liked the ween's message.<ref name=geno></ref>

==Trailer==
On 3 [[January 2025]], Chris uploaded a trailer for the movie to [[YouTube]]. Chris put this video as a premiere trailer on both videos before they premiered. Chris also uploaded the video to [[TikTok]] a day later.

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===Description===
{{quotebox|Trailer for the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie.

Subtitled: 
[''Links to Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies'']

Not Subtitled: 
[''Links to Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies'']}}

===TikTok Description===
{{quotebox|Autobot Son-Chu Trailer for the Transformers Legacy UniTed Merged Movie. Premiering Subtitled on YouTube Monday, January 5th at 2:30 pm, EST.
<nowiki>#Hasbro #Transformers #Pokemon #SonicTheHedgehog #ChrisChan</nowiki>}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris's AI generated song Go, Transformers! instrumental music can be heard in the background.'']

'''Chris (Narrating):''' When and after a hero is born.

'''Son-Chu:''' But I think I have brought in the soul of a Sonichu from earth. I definitely have a lot to learn about where I am now.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' They work hard

'''Son-Chu:''' Hey Bumba Luma.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' Get organized.

'''Son-Chu:''' We got to make sure the chaos emerald does not end up in decepticon hands either. Magi-Chan sons- guard and everything. The Sonichus and Rosechus are going out to collect the other emeralds as well.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' Sometimes have fun.

'''Son-Chu:''' Diggydiggydiggydiggydiggydiggy, come on Silver.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' And most importantly, inspire others.

'''Bumblebee:''' I've never met somebody as good as fierce as you. You did good. You impressed me and Optimus, thank you.

'''Son-Chu:''' And thank you Bumblebee.

'''Chris (Narrating):''' The autobot Son-Chu, has come a very long way. And in these critical moments of facing two of the decepticon bosses, he has the soul.

'''Son-Chu:''' Hello Mikoto.

'''Megatron:''' How dare you autobot? You dare take me on? You're such a puny little car!

'''Chris (Narrating):''' And he is not afraid to use it.

'''Son-Chu:''' Chaos control!

'''Chris (Narrating):''' Rising, sparking, merging, and beyond! Transformers Legacy United Merged the movie. Premiering on your local viewing screens and coming soon on to VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, and even already on RCA SelectaVision video discs back in the year 1982. It is time to merge.

'''Son-Chu and Chris Chan Prime(autobot):''' That's just prime!

'''AI Music:''' Go Transformers, Transformers! Go Transformers! More than meets the eye. Go Transformers.

===Reupload===
After the premiers, Chris reuploaded the trailer without the background at the top and bottom. The reupload has the same description as the original.

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==Video==
===Without Subtitles===
Premiers on 5 [[January 2026]] at 7:00 PM. It was originally set to premier at 2:30 PM but was later changed to 5:00 PM then changed to 7:00 PM the day before to allow for a livestream before the release.<ref name=date></ref>

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====Description====
{{quotebox|Compilation video of all of the ending Movies for the review videos of Transformers Legacy United Merged, and more. It's literally a Movie in itself, yet it is not a Michael Bay flick. Yay!

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
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[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
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Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
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[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged Movies: 
Subtitled: 
[''Link to playlist'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).
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CHAPTERS: 
0:00 Opening 
1:42 CC-82 
5:43 Son-Chu 1 
7:58 Bumba Lumba 
9:36 Son-Chu 2 
13:09 Silver 
14:55 Excelina 1 
15:31 Prowler 
17:2.2 Armoraxe 
18:23 Punislav the First 
19:41 Wave 
21:37 Chapper 
22:24 Fireshot 
23:26 Rollout 
24:27 Medatron 
25:30 Chris-Chan Prime 1 
27:32 S.A.V. the First 
28:39 Decepticlone Crackder 
30:34 Gwenmi Mikoto 
34:56 Decepticlone S.A.V. 
39:33 Crackder the First 
43:13 Decepticlone Punislav plus G.E. Part 1 
51:07 Excelina 2 
53:05 G.E. Part 2 
1:02:05 Chris-Chan Prime Part 2 
1:06:28 G.E. Part 3 
1:18:01 Punicrackder-V Part 1 
1:26:15 Punicrackder-V Part 2 
1:35:14 Punicrackder-V Part 3 
1:40:21 Focus 
1:46:01 Son-Chu Vs Mikoto and Tork 
1:51:33 Stallion and Sparky 
1:53:38 Clyde 
1:58:08 Ending Credits
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}}

====Comment Section====
During the premiere, Chris commented on the video:

{{quotebox|I am watching this premiere as well, because I had goofed up earlier. I forgot to switch from the background view to desktop view on screen record prior to around before GE part 1.}}

===With Subtitles===
Premiers on 5 [[January 2026]] at 4:00 PM. Originally it was set to premiere at 2:30 PM, but was changed to allow for a Livestream beforehand.

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====Description====
{{quotebox|Compilation video of all of the ending Movies for the review videos of Transformers Legacy United Merged, and more. It's literally a Movie in itself, yet it is not a Michael Bay flick. Yay! It is subtitled, for the hearing and esoteric impaired.

JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video#Fixed Version|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

No Subtitles 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged Movies: 
Subtitled: 
[''Link to playlist'']

No Subtitles: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).
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CHAPTERS: 
0:00 Opening 
1:42 CC-82 
5:43 Son-Chu 1 
7:58 Bumba Lumba 
9:36 Son-Chu 2 
13:09 Silver 
14:55 Excelina 1 
15:31 Prowler 
17:2.2 Armoraxe 
18:23 Punislav the First 
19:41 Wave 
21:37 Chapper 
22:24 Fireshot 
23:26 Rollout 
24:27 Medatron 
25:30 Chris-Chan Prime 1 
27:32 S.A.V. the First 
28:39 Decepticlone Crackder 
30:34 Gwenmi Mikoto 
34:56 Decepticlone S.A.V. 
39:33 Crackder the First 
43:13 Decepticlone Punislav plus G.E. Part 1 
51:07 Excelina 2 
53:05 G.E. Part 2 
1:02:05 Chris-Chan Prime Part 2 
1:06:28 G.E. Part 3 
1:18:01 Punicrackder-V Part 1 
1:26:15 Punicrackder-V Part 2 
1:35:14 Punicrackder-V Part 3 
1:40:21 Focus 
1:46:01 Son-Chu Vs Mikoto and Tork 
1:51:33 Stallion and Sparky 
1:53:38 Clyde 
1:58:08 Ending Credits
-----------
}}

===Pre-Updated Version===
After the premiers, Chris also uploaded the unedited compilation.

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====Description====
{{quotebox|Compilation video of all of the ending "Outtakes" for the review videos of Transformers Legacy United Merged. It's literally a Movie in itself, yet it is not a Michael Bay flick. Yay!

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Links to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Medatron: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Playlist for Punicrackder-V: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

To Be Continued song generated by suno.com ([[AI]] Generated [[Music]]).}}

==Premiere chat==
Chris commented in the chat during the premiere. He also recorded a commentary video while watching it premiere, which will presumably release in the near future once Chris finishes editing it. Please note that only relevant messages are present in this chat log.

===Subtitled premiere===
<'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I wanted to go with a nature themed countdown. I wanted to add in lightning bolts and a blue heart, but no. That's an advanced feature I would need more time to learn.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I am commenting, right now, on the screen record.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Blooper Moments! LOL
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Same as in the Live Stream just now: I may respond to some comments during the premiere, but I will be focused on the screen recording and commenting along the way. So, remember that. Thank you.
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> Are you only Chris now and NOT Christine?
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> Chris please answer me if you are no longer going by Christine
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> It’s essential to national security
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I still go by as Christine, as well as Christ Chan and the other names I've pereviously stated.
 <'''MikeyMilesActor'''> Thank you, Chris.
 <'''littlestbunny7382'''> i wonder who is editing these?
 <'''LaytonsGal'''> [[AI]] is editing them
 <'''Catec-y7i'''> Yep
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No. I personally edited everything in DaVinci Resolve.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine who is doing the female voice acting?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Me. I did the female voices as well.
 <'''LaytonsGal'''> Chris I miss the card game you tried to make 😞 also, peak voice talent
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> We'll get the [[TSSSF]] cards onto [[Cwclight]] soon enough.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Christine how do the autobots eat pizza
 <'''littlestbunny7382'''> is it just his voice pitched down??
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> They eat with their mouths.
 <'''elg137'''> yeah i think it’s still chris talking but voice is modified
 <'''braindeadish'''> that was so fuckin loud
 <'''justrobYT'''> I liked how loud it was
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> At least my voice was not modified with AI, but no modifications, with the one exception moment with Starscream.
 <'''lordtobey3177'''> Do you abhor [[Trump]]s actions of capturing maduro or support them?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I do not like what Trump did; what an over-arrogant monster!
 <'''Thejudge-e4s'''> what did you think of the movie League of extraordinary gentlemen?
 <'''TisalieTTTE'''> Christine, do you have any hope for the upcoming live-action MLP movie?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I have not seen that movie.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Live-Action Movie, maybe about 1 percent.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine do you have a full set of the [[McDonald's|McDonald’s]] [[transformers]]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Just showed it off in the screen record, but yes; all changables.
 {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=thomasthedankengine7134 [''$4.99 Super Chat'']|What style of government /political party runs [[CWCville]]?}}
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> same as in most cities in the rest of the [[United States of America]].
 <'''madichelp0'''> Is this movie canon to the CWCville universe?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes, it is canon.
 <'''macabrefan226'''> Christine I saw your live before this, do you consider yourself woke since you've learned the new definition?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I am Aware, which is the definition of Woke, yet I am also Progressive. If you're better Aware, even Politically, you're Woke. And there is Spiritually and Metaphysically Woke, which is better.
 {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=AudreyJLaPoiYT [''$5.00 Super Chat'']|How long have you had the idea to do these skits yourself?}}
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> since as early as [[2017]], if not earlier.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> If there is a sonichu cameo in this i will yell as loud as I can
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Sonichu and Rosey showed up in the Openings, but Mikoto's thing is in here as well.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I hope Bumba Lumba is okay
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Same that was an intense fight
 <'''littlestbunny7382'''> how long is this lol is this feature film length?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> two hours
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> This is like Dolby surround sound
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I feel like I'm there mysefl
 <'''trentonmullins5947'''> @CwcvilleGuardian My family owns a movie theater, how would you like to get this on the big screen??? I'm serious please I love this so far and would love to spread it to the world
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Theater presentation, yes.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Christine please tell me Bumba Lumba is okay I havent seen him in awhile :(
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> He's doing good and okay.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> WE LOVE TO HEAR IT
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Thank goodness
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I was scared
 <'''jonathanstewart1993'''> I noticed you are a bigger fan of heroes than villains, Chris. Are there any villains you relate to or like?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Heroes.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Robot Optimus or truck Optimus?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> both
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> she said the thing
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Silver Quill!
 <'''jonathanstewart1993'''> Oh I know, you are a hero fan, but is there a villain you do like?
 <'''jonathanstewart1993'''> like [[eggman]]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> And Mary Sue!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> what are your thoughts on the godhead dreaming all of reality
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> What do you think of Prismo the Wishmaker?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> he chill but the godhead is also dreaming him
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Prismo? He is cool but I think the fans like Bumba Lumba so far
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Party Wolf head from Adventure Time.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> wait is megatron trainsgender
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> no
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> That's Arcee.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> oh
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> lol I’m glad it was censored
 <'''sip9549'''> loving this vocal work
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Arcee used to be Galvatron's brother, then Jihaxus changed him to female and Arcee came around.
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> But Mikoto is entertaining as well. Ship Mikoto and Crasher!
 <'''5arokD'''> christine has your opinion on asperger syndrome changed recently
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Lol the mam boss sir makes the pronouns confusing!!! Great humour there!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Mikoto and Crasher should start a family for sure
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> lesbian moment
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> GOTTA GO FAST
 <'''greetingsfromelliewilliamswife'''> can someone resume this
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> Mikoto and Crasher are both girls, right?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> do the guns fire real actual bullets
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes.
 <'''6meg'''> face-blue-wide-eyes
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> to what
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Lucifer it is animated so not real but very good
 <'''6meg'''> to both?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> The romantic tension!
 <'''h1percandombe'''> omg hi
 <'''madichelp0'''> Christine, are these transformers customized?
 <'''5arokD'''> christine, do you still go by christ chan
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> obviously it's not real but lorewise do they shoot real actual bullets or lazers
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> KISS Already, you two!!
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> lol the British accent is great!
 <'''h1percandombe'''> will the stream be like here on youtube?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> is this the yuri I've been hearing so much about
 <'''6meg'''> this is peak yuru
 <'''6meg'''> yuri
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Kiss kiss 💋
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I thought they would kiss
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> If only bumba lumba were here to engage in polyamory!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> someone draw them kissing
 <'''mabusestestament'''> Epic!
 <'''6meg'''> i miss bumba lumba
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba Lumba would make a great partner!
 <'''6meg'''> does bumba lumba come back
 <'''h1percandombe'''> omg
 <'''h1percandombe'''> ts is peak yall
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Music Video
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> face-blue-wide-eyes
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Bumba Lumba must have been written out of the series
 {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Waltah White|waltahwhite-rc1rw]] [''$2.00 Super Chat'']|hello}}
 <'''5arokD'''> @CwcvilleGuardian I have to go now, if you're interested in my theater offer you can message me ge me at my discord with my username @sarokd
 [...]
 <'''h1percandombe'''> is this on letterboxd
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Start the [[Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense|General Electric Movie!]]
 <'''6meg'''> are we getting a physical release christine?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Oh woowowoowieiowowowoow
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> !!!!!
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> HUGE
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Hi Christine!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> pretty sure trump mysteriously died of sniper rifle in c-197
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> What a scene!!!!! 🎬
 <'''5arokD'''> Christine are you interested in my offer about the theater.
 <'''rayner864'''> 🔥🤟🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes
 <'''h1percandombe'''> ts peak
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> its my fault, its my fault. i need you to get all my stuff off the internet
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> this is amazing
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> This rules good work
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> But I'll consult with a pro as well.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> This is a true Autobopper
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> the legend
 <'''FGameplayer'''> goon
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> No not the General Electric plant! Bumba Lumba save them!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Christine is this awesome
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> so it's true donald trump died of sniper rifle
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bumba Lumba's on the island with the others.
 <'''6meg'''> someone get bumba lumba to a mechanic
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I'm glad I didn't just take a nap earlier today
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> We NEED a Bumba Lumba solo film
 <'''madichelp0'''> cinema
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I hope cliffjumper lives theyre my favorite
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Wowowow how was that scene even accomplished?
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> i heard donald trump made this movie and its about Venezuela
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> He must be exhausted he had to download so much data
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> sonichu
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> pure CGI ray
 <'''rayner864'''> eating pasta rn
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> Those special effects for the driving were amazing
 <'''5arokD'''> @cwcvilleguardian good to hear that you can consult me futher at @sarokd on discord
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> That's the lighting.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Christine who was your favorite character to voice in this movie
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Great Question.
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> that has to be AI made
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> ignore the trolls
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba!
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> It had to be Bumba Lumba
 <'''6meg'''> will the situation in Venezuela change their mission
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> You did a good job with bumba
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> what u talking about i have been following chris for 17 years
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Son-Chu and Mikoto.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> and THAT is a great question
 <'''mattcrowley8993'''> “I’m workin’ on it!”
 <'''h1percandombe'''> will we have merch
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> reddit really defending Nicolás Maduro when they just found out about him, idiot redditors
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I ship Bumba Lumba and Son-Chu!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> The person asking you about the theater is probably a troll, be cautious about them
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Hasbro, Make the Leader-1 and Scooter figures fore Age of the Primes!
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Misvoice in 3, 2, 1...
 <'''ozzyosbournereal'''> I WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION SO GOOD
 <'''mattcrowley8993'''> I mean, Christian’s still about 220 right now, if not a little bit.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> oh it's tank megatron
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> lame
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba would fold these guys up into sheet metal
 <'''rayner864'''> keep going, im almost finished
 <'''chrischanhouse'''> lol\
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Can someone explain this animation? I cannot see anyone moving the figures.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> tuff comment
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> hes close to explosion
 <'''meowskullzxd'''> Christine, do you love us all back?
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> Christ when Rosechu appears
 <'''mattcrowley8993'''> @rayner864 What’s wrong with you?!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Can you bless my yumeship, Christine? Thank you so much Christ.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika Just Monika Just Monika 💚💚💚
 <'''vasco_riffs'''> When will these toys hit shelves?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Are decepticlones racist?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> LOL-Life!
 <'''h1percandombe'''> i want merch
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Christine, are u the real Jesus from The Bible and Family Guy and South Park?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I bet he's like a 7 on the norwood scale
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Can we get a Bumba Lumba tv shirt?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> t shirt*
 <'''meowskullzxd'''> Christine why are you not answering our questions
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Id get at least two
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika for CWCville 2028
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Patrick Star and Satan's Sadam.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> yeah pls answer we love u
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Christine the people want answers
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Patrick?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> If you pay Chris will reply
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Sadam?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I'm vocally answering some of the questions in the screen recording.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Who are you calling pinhead! Lol, love that reference!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Chistine we cant hear you
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> ok can you answer when is the morrowind
 <'''xSimonTan'''> Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, I humbly ask that you make a Finnish dub of this cinematic work.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I've been asking for years at this point
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine is going to do a commentary track
 <'''h1percandombe'''> is there going to be an after stream??
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> ohhh
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Peter Cullen and me! 😃
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[I am the Optimist, my name is Optimus
|He is an Optimist, his name is Optimus!]]
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> This is epic but Bumba Lumba would be effective in this fight
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Monika + Pikaxhu ahh character JollyWally
 <'''rayner864'''> who is the optimistest
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> face-orange-biting-nails
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> the red one
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> haha!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> HE IS THE OPTIMIST!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> this is so very peak
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> donald j trump
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Doki Doki zap to the EXTREEEEEEME!!!! ⚡⚡💚💚
 <'''h1percandombe'''> NUH HUH TS PEAK
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I didnt understand that joke!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Gary!!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Emgo316|EMGO]]!!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Im The Optimist Trump
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> and it seems umbra is answering for his crimes
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Love Gary
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Doki Doki Literature Club
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> GARY NOOOOO
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I seen the hand!!! I know how it’s animated now!!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Donaldtron
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Woah the CGI
 <'''6meg'''> my personal favourite scene so far was the tickling
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Emgo's review of Vehicon from Transformers Prime.
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> i cant see the hands at all
 <'''6meg'''> after bumba lumba anyways
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika for president 2028
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Make America Doki Again
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Here we go!!!
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> Christ when Rosechu appears
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Kaboomlamo
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> planes
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Monika will not be president, she is evil and a twist villain
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> seems to be lazers and not lead
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> can i voice in your next movie, Christine?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BOOM!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Planes
 <'''xSimonTan'''> Could use a few more wilhelm screams
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumbs Lumba really got shafted he deserves more screen time.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> He got them alllllll
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Boom!!!!!!!
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> ?
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> sonichu balls
 <'''6meg'''> i lowkey thought he was gonna hit the pentagon
 <'''rayner864'''> disney
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> twenty in that part is enough.
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 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I like Path Finder from Challenge of the Gobots.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> ok but what about a yaoi and yuri sunday
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba needs a romantic movie made too
 <'''chrischanhouse'''> what name did you use?
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> JAJAJAJAJAJA
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> There does appear to be eco, maybe jt was added in post for effect
 <'''macabrefan226'''> yuri>>>
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> That laugh was loud
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Fat furry boy on small emo furry boy a personal fav
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> I cant wait to see the bumba lumba romance
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Yuri from DDLC
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> lolz
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> And I like Sparky and Stallion, at least their toys. Sparky was cool in the series.
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> as he saves the pentagon
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> My favrotie is the Chris transformer
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Scooter was favourite of the leading three.
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> ok but femboy yaoi>>>>>>>>
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine will bumba lumba come back? If not can we rewind to that moment
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Chris could Bumba Lumba prevent 9/11?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> But we also got Spay-C in the movie as well.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Part 3!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> yaoi part 3 coming so
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> PRIME SON CHU!
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Bumba should get a spin-off with Sonichu
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> on
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> When dimension merge? I need my Moni-chan! 💚
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> part 3? xdxdxd
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> alrady happened didnt u realise
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Christine are u the actual Jesus, the one who walked on water?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Part 3 will be the bumba comeback
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Shippers, am I right, [[TF2 Analysis|Silver Quill]]?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Yep!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> he's on the Island with the others@
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Shipping? Like FedEx?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> And it could be like 3’s company and they both have a crush on roseacchu
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Thats nice
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I want to see him now!!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> its not safe here6
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> bumba lumba totally could've prevented 9/11 but he knew if he did he wouldn't be able to stop sadam hussien
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i ship Natsuki x Yuri
 <'''saviniif3184'''> bumba lumba was on epstein island?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Me personally, I ship myself with Monika. Selfshipping 4 life
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> Shipdick folder
 <'''xSimonTan'''> @JollyWally12349 the dimensional merge already happened. Gregory House from House M.D is literally in my room
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba versus War World 2
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Natsuri peak lesbian ship
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> How Many Starscreams?!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> bumba lumba solos
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Fire!!!!!🔥
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> all of them
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Doesnt matter how many starscerams compared to 1 bumba lumba
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba could have defeated 1000 starscreams or more
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> literally all starscreams and more
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Menasor!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> PUSH FOR NETFLIX SERIES
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I ship myself with Pepperman and Sybil. Can you bless my self ship in text, please Christine? I love the movie by the way!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> could Sonichu potentially beat Alastor from the Hazbin Hotel in a fight?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> She be doki-ing my Doki til I literature club.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I have watched the Armada trilogy.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> LOL!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Talk with yourself more!
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> Christ when Rosechu appears
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Yeah!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chris, do you know the peak that is Doki Doki Literature Club?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> It is bumming me out that Bumba Lumba is stuck on the island, but he would have ended the movie immediately because he is too powerful
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> the lore runs deep face-orange-biting-nails
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Wilhelm, lolz
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Please bless me Christine
 <'''meowskullzxd'''> when Will the next IRL video be Christine?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> that's why he stayed
 <'''6meg'''> what if bumba lumba steals sonichu's girl
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Enough Good talk for you, Starscream Prime?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Transformers One
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> 2026 RETURN IS CHRIS DUDE SONIMAN
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I ate something at the speed of sound, it was some *sonic chew*ing
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Does Bumba Lumba like cuckolding?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Sorry
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Ive seen Bumba Lumba steal Rosechu from Sonichu in pictures
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> no but he likes ntr
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Im out of line
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Okay okay
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> the food from Sonic Drive-Thru
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> similar but very different
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love watching Monika lesbian bang Sayori.
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> CUCKING EPS FOR SONIC
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Wait for it...
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BAM! Combiner Mode!
 <'''beckslemon10090'''> ENOUGH
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> KABLOMO
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> KABOOM!!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> He Was!
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba Lumba wouldve trivialized the plot, I understand the chris as a director and kill the whole plot with someone as strong as him, I miss him so much though it pains me
 <'''beckslemon10090'''> HOLY COW
 <'''rayner864'''> man, ive had too much to drink, imma leave this on while i sleep
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> BOW!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> NO! MONIKA AND SAYORI ARE MINORS! (maybe)
 <'''6meg'''> dude i'm hooked
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> The vfx is amazing
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> THIS IS GREAT ACTING SONICHU
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> wait no they are not
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I need some therapy
 <'''6meg'''> how many more parts are there i never want it to end
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Madoka x Homura is second best femslash, next to Natsuki x Yuri.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Combiner Mode Prime!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> COMBINER MODE ATTACK
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Cyber Key!
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> so cool! :D
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> CYBER KEY GO
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT CHRISTINE!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bonk.
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> what??
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> DANG!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> BONKING
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Pay Attention
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> IM EDGING MY SEAT, CHRISTINE
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> IM JUST NARATING THE BEST PARTS
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i'm edgy my nicoedgy, Christine
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Galvatron, was that your line?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Just Kiss already!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> WAS THAT YOUR LINE GLAVAMAN
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Starscream just got owned oh mu god
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Nico Nico Nii
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> They should kiss!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> One Combiner Team I wish I had...
 <'''rayner864'''> REAL 🔥🔥
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> WISH I HAD IT
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> uy
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Whoa they sound like they are kissing!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> KISS KISS KISS KISS KIS!!!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> YAOI ATTACK!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> @JollyWally12349 do u believe in our lord and savior Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Were they programmed with Brains?!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> when are you killing off optimus prime
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Son-Chu!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chris, when is the HomuMado issue of Sonichu coming?
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> WOWA THAT WAS COOL CGI SWITCH
 <'''sorenai2006'''> this is good
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> SON CHU MENTIONED
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I love the moaning!
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> wheres bumba lumba?
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I know it sounds dark but you gotta
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> bumbaing around
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I believe in my goddess Madoka and her Messiah Monika
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i like yaoi but i like sonichu better
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> This is my new favorite movie of all time
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba Lumba come back!!!
 <'''6meg'''> christine you should show this to ntflix now they have nothing to air since Strangr things ended
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> SON CHU ATACKKKK
 <'''ImperialMonkeyLibra'''> What did I miss?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> And that sneaky devil Homura
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> What would you do for Son chu
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Chaos Crystal Control]]!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> truly epicness
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> In the sequel im sure he will be a main character
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Faster than Time
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Id sacrifice my first born son for son chu
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> CHAOOOOOS CHRYSTAL
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> @JollyWally12349 that's blasphemy against Sonichu Prime
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> KABLAM
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> 😈
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> can we get a son chu spin off?
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> SLAP KAPOW
 <'''ImperialMonkeyLibra'''> Were they fighting in an jet engine manufacturing plant?
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> Chaos Control (Alt Delete)
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> POW SLAP BONG
 <'''TweeterMan287'''> this isn't normal
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> POW POW
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika is currently zapping my extreme
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> BONG 6
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> TRANSFORMERS TRUMP MODE
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> you're right this is extranormal
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Im zapping my extreme
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Burritos vs Pizza Bagels; the "eternal" debate.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Chris I’m so glad you got rid of the AI signing and sang the song yourself. That was a good executive decision
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Oh, I'm zapping it, ohhh, zapping itt
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> 2 THE XTREME WE GOOOOOO KAPOWWW
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> STEINFORMERS, ROLL OUT TO LITTLE SAINT JAMES ISLAND!
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> GREENLAND ATTACK!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> zapping to the extreme!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> That was a good choice christine\
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chicken tenders better 🥱
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> ZPA ZAP6
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I'd gladly eat a pizza bagel if those were available
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Wait is Bumba Lumba on epstein island? Is he saving the children
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> He just got zapped to the extreme
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I luv muh tendies
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> that sounds delicious
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Pedofork|Starscream's Ghost possessed a school girl once.]]
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba was on the flight logs
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i eat the luther burger from The Boobdocks
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Especially when my wife Monika makes them
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> but really tho you gotta kill off optimus and megatron it's important for every transformers story
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> *Boondocks
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> POW YAOI
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba Lumba is innocent
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba is in the little black book
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> YAOI THE BEST
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> POW, YURI
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I wish I possessed a school girl. But I would go to jail.
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> YAOI > YURI
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love lesbians
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> starscream would be on Little Saint James
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> decepticons lose!!! Bumba wins!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i like both gays and lesbians
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I love my girlfriend
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Crap and scrap!!
 <'''macabrefan226'''> YURIYAOIYURIYAOI
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Bumba wins!!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I love my girlfriend and my yumeship!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love men and women. I don't discriminate
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> And Roll the extended Music Video!!!
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 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Gigawatt!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i love lgbt (genuinely)
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> THREE WAY MAN ON MAN ON WOMAN SPIT ROASTED 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The bloopers!!!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> this music video is amazing
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> The sound effects are good
 <'''racheldanerbrook2939'''> ALL SMART SHOW POWA PRIME AGES ALL GAS IN DISGUISE
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I'm the center of the roast 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''xSimonTan'''> Don't know what countries those are but 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> roar
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> I DONT LIKE HATERS!!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Personally, I like the more rare bots and cons, like those who were or can be both, like Punch/Counterpunch.
 <'''macabrefan226'''> this goes hard Christine🙏🙏‼
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> imagine not liking Sonichu
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Im head banging so hard right now
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> this music is so good
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> They are forming a large robot!!!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Cwcville Son-Chu
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Transform!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Where the HomuMado autobot?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I love how loud the metal pipe sound is it is like im getting hit in the head
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Sideways versus Punch
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Inside the Volcano!
 [...]
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> is this Ai
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba lumba’s voice!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Yes, that opera was [[AI]]
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> it is not ai
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> this is beautiful
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> AI can't produce this, lolz
 <'''chrischanhouse'''> heree is my house
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> wait it is
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> That opera was bumba lumbas singing voice
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> So true
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> oh
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika is currently bouncing
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> It is true. Canonically bumba sings like that
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Someone get dat house of. The. Internet
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Bumba Lumba is a great singer
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> on
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I was wanting that Paleagchi, or however his name is spelled, but wanting to avoid a copyright thing.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> my
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> di-
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Had Suno give me similar with a chill vibe.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> lolz
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> 😈😈😈😈😈
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> You should have sung it Chris
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> This music video is so good christine i just wish there was more bumba
 <'''h1percandombe'''> PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEE
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Ai will be the death off all of us and CwCville
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> GO CHRIS!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I'm really gonna have to watch through this again after this premiere, I'm having a hard time keeping up with everything going on in this
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Ok. But unironically, I love Monika. She's legit my waifu.
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BOOM!!!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> I didnt know this song was 30 minutes long!
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> It’s erupting!!!!!!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> probably just my ADHD acting up
 <'''calcium4181'''> oh no !!!!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> why did they nuke the energon mines?
 <'''TroyGreen717'''> Who does the voice acting?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I'm erupting
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> OH GOD
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> So Mikoto could not mine any more.
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 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Feet!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> :0
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika will fix the fandom. Monika DDBTNWO 2028
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Feet, you say?
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> say its dark out rn
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I love Frieren's feet
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> FEET?
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> @CwcvilleGuardian whos feet?
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> BUMBA FEET??
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Crasher's
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> 1/3 Yard!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Booo crasher booo
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> @CwcvilleGuardian who is that?
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> also 12 inches
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> i just joined
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> LeeJackson you missed Bumba Lumba if you rewind to the beginning it is wonderfully voice acted
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> oh might have to see that
 <'''JappyRossfar'''> wtf is this supposed to be?
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> idk
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|No More Celebrity "Bigfoot" Hunts! Enough is enough!]]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> BAM!
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> DID she listen?
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> yeah, this is the movie
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> yes
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I wish Monika and Mita would spit roast me.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> What a fool
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> shes a sluze
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> I have bad news to share. Bumba Lumba was stolen from Skid Row and got involved in a gang-related shootout between a rival gang in a stolen Nissan Altima. He didn’t make it :(
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine do crasher and bumba ever kiss behind the scenes??
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Shes a totally babe
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Hello, Moto!
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> [[Sonichu 2|Sky Uppercut!]]
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> is Michal bay involved in this?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> DANG!!!!
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> I own the Orsl factory
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> So much profanity
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Mikey Bay too busy making Skibidi slop
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Lmao
 <'''superstar_cos'''> hi christine !!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Playlists' Links in the Description Below. Watching this movie, now!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> this is peak cinema
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> LOL!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> YES!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Chaos COntrol
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Mach@
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> huh?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Is this rated 18+?
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> me and my kids are watching
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> son chu is on a gomad diet
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The profanity is unreal
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> that's why he's so strong
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> how long did it take for you to do all this
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> yes!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> when you get punched so hard it bends the fabric of reality itself
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> My kids like Bumba Lumba and Punislav
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I LOVE SWEAR WORDS!!!!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> A couple of hours or so
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> F-yay!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> so son chu is on a gomad diet
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> hahahahaha
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> did you write a script before doing the filming?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No script
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> no script? you came up with the dialogue on the spot?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> So it was all improv?
 <'''knatred1489'''> TICKETS TO THE CHRIS CHAN MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> you can barely tell
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> damn, so all of this was mostly improv
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Do the characters speak through you
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> You would get arrested in CwCville for using language like that.
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Unscripted waow!!!
 <'''CeliniD0rk'''> so its all improv?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> YEs
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I'm supposed to be making fun of islam right now lol
 <'''superstar_cos'''> this is so well made i had no idea it was improv !
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> Chris, can you put my OC in the show and I’m the bf of Bumba Lumba?
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> impressive
 <'''QDesjardin04'''> that's actually impressive
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bum, bum, bum...
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bluey and Bingl!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Bingo!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> holy shibbers it's sanic
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Christine is thomas the bf of bumba lumba
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Chris, bring back Monika to Sonichu!
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> HOLY SOMNIC\
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> good thing his arms aren't also blue
 <'''knatred1489'''> i wish i didnt miss most of the movie this is so peak
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> CLYDE!!??
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The real sonic does not have blue arms
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> bong bong
 <'''knatred1489'''> I also need to read Sonichu to catch up on the lore there I still haven't gone through those
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> CLYDE CASH!!??
 <'''xSimonTan'''> I've watched the whole thing and I still have no idea what it's about
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Optimus Stallion!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> wait doesn't sonichu have a multiverse
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Megan Thee Stallion
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Dont worry! I will be selling copies of the movie on VHS!
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> this feels more like a TV show rather than a movie
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> why are they trying to stop the time travel plot
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Yes, it has a multiverse
 <'''CeliniD0rk'''> will we have a spinoff series?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Can someone make dvds?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Green Mile!
 <'''razroyalty6607'''> optimus thee stallion
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Peter Cullen!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika Thee Stallion
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Challenge of the Gobots!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> this is very good
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> if there's a multiverse that'd impy timetravel works on dbz logic
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Ive been here for 2 hours and havent seen Bumba in most of it...i miss ihm
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> yo chris?
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Get him!!!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika x Gobots collab when?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba was only in the first 10 minutes it is really sad
 <'''Bennybrad'''> I really
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> And what is DBZ logic?
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> I write for @vox and am very impressed
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> I write for the literature club and I'm GOONING
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> that's dbz logic
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> hello moto
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> stop motions makimg comeback
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Fast Recovery
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> Bumba never goons or makes yogurt
 <'''bunghoney5465'''> Hey Christine I know this is unrelated but when you do the qna stream could you please say "dr gigglesauce on this song" and "i love dj okos music" and "jonah canavan is so cool" cuz my friends love
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Sometimes people can make movies without using vulgar profanity
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Goodbye, Moto. Hello, Monika.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Go time son chu!!
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> team
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Makima
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Don't curse my name!
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Power
 <'''has_felix'''> abbsolute cinema
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Do NOT
 <'''has_felix'''> absolute cinema
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She's Very Unraveled!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> hi
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She's talking to you all.
 <'''thomasthedankengine7134'''> Nonsense. I keep all of my Bumbie Lumbie’s handmilked yogurt in my fridge;)
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Kobeni
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> he captured women really well
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> I know
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i am back again and about time too
 <'''leek6146'''> Lol
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Noooo she can see through my screen!!!!!!!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> bros came
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No Stomp
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> yelling
 <'''G0ldenJ0J0'''> hand-orange-covering-eyes
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Hashtag!
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> bros
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> hashtag!!
 <'''has_felix'''> no way he deleted all the data
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Himeno
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> he said hastag!
 <'''knatred1489'''> Absolute Cinema 🤚😐✋
 <'''luminator982'''> Someone call Micheal Bay, we have a new box office hit
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> #YOLO
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> why pink and blue?
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> good job hashtag!!
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Why not?
 <'''Flapjack1604'''> Hey Christine!!! Loving the movie!!
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> You Only Live Once
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> So blowing up the volcano wasn’t the end of the movie?
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Blue is a good colour, and Pink works with it, here.
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> micheal bay could never make something as good as this
 <'''has_felix'''> the yellow one is the best character
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Ah, Aveo.
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> They should end the movie with kissing action
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> also the trans flag is blue, pink, and white
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> I think its too busy.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Yes a good smooch fest
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Prime Chris
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> transformers flag?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Reze
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> She's addressing you all now.
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> this feels like Super Mario Logan
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> I demand that Rosechu appear dressed as a man
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> The fourth wall is down again
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> The pink bot isnt a boy!!! But they are so big!
 <'''has_felix'''> @CwcvilleGuardian im listening
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika still better than all them Chainsaw Man girls tho
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Son-Chu is addressing you all as well.
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> I am being called upon
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Til All Are One with Light Power!
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> JollyWally that is false
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> we near the end?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Oh, lawd. She breaking the 4th wall like Monika.
 <'''jeffjeffington7536'''> Hello Christine how are you today
 <'''has_felix'''> im not a doubter
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> i believe in Sonichu Prime
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> That's Just Prime!
 <'''lotlizzard2209'''> wise words
 <'''xSimonTan'''> is there goodness in Epstein
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> To be continued.
 <'''LeeJacksonHwy10682'''> yes lol
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> God bless you robot transformers
 <'''has_felix'''> THATS JUST PRIME
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Credits Time
 <'''AudreyJLaPoiYT'''> That's just prime
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> JoJo
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> WHAT
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> bravo
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> JoJo Reference
 <'''Flapjack1604'''> so wait the merge is still happening?
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Monika
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> No simon. Bumba lumba is going to the island
 <'''MR.COMPUTADORA'''> wow
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> omg is it over
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Now is the end?
 <'''orangeenigma5624'''> AMAZING
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> this ended with a JoJo's Reference
 <'''Southparkdefender'''> wow
 <'''raybrowning2188'''> Bumba Lumba!!!!!!!!
 <'''Flapjack1604'''> YAAAAAAAAAAA
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> masterpiece 10/10
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> BUMBA LUMBA MENTIONED
 <'''bunghoney5465'''> Cinema
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> absolute Cinema
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Actual Credits after the Cast List
 [...]
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Transformers Community Members and Bronies. Toys 'R' Us Returns!
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> I bet optimus dies in the next one
 <'''Goblingoobler2bler'''> Peace!
 <'''fyutweraz2200'''> loll
 <'''LucifurYapps'''> it's tradition
 <'''NicoEdgy'''> Toys R Us is back! can't believe it!
 <'''Elquill89'''> Greatest director of the generation
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> One Multi-Credit.
 <'''has_felix'''> wowzers
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> 💙
 <'''JollyWally12349'''> Just Monika
 <'''xSimonTan'''> @Elquill89 that would be Alexandr Lukashensko
 <'''knatred1489'''> peaky sauce
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> See y'll in a bit.
 <'''h1percandombe'''> que joraca acabo de ver
 <'''ValensteinVT'''> Just Bumba

===No subtitles===
<'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> "I am here, but I goofed earlier. I left a [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Comment Section|comment below]] about it."
 <'''papervillen4149'''> What is this
 <'''PersonalizacionY'''> wow
 <'''papervillen4149'''> SOOOOOOO AMAZING SINGING
 <'''papervillen4149'''> I'm watching the Chris Chan documentary and it's quite interesting
 <'''judsonvivanco9310'''> Sup Christian how you doin
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> I'm doing okay.
 <'''flammableear'''> i love you christine
 <'''judsonvivanco9310'''> When are [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris and the hedgehog boys]] reuniting again!!!??? we miss you
 <'''flammableear'''> christine have you seen [[liquid chris]]’s wedding
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> No
 <'''therodster3715'''> i've been needing to get another a sonichu medallion for my bedside table
 <'''bungis7'''> not even funny anymore just depressing
 <'''CwcvilleGuardian'''> Buy one from Cwclight or my Etsy.

==Credits videos==

===TLUM Movie Credits Merged===
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===TLUM Movie Credits Bots and Cons===
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===TLUM Movie Credits Transform===
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==Scene Change videos==
On 29 [[April 2026]], Chris uploaded the scene transitions from the compilation.
===Autobot Autobot Scene Change===
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===Autobot Decepticon Scene Change===
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===Decepticon Autobot Scene Change===
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===Decepticon Decepticon Scene Change===
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|d1Z0_d0gsuY}}
| stardate = 29 [[April 2026]]
| subject =
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}}

{{References}}
{{Transformers}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos Chris uploaded to TikTok]]

Miscellaneous TV shows and movies

2026-05-23T08:57:18Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Regular Show */

This article is about '''miscellaneous TV shows and movies''' that do not have enough relevance to Christory to warrant an independent article.

==Beetlejuice Beetlejuice==
Chris mentions his awareness of this film in his [[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft|Minecraft livestream]] on 30 June 2024.<ref name=minecraftstream1>[[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft]]</ref>

==Cannibal Holocaust==
'''''Cannibal Holocaust''''', released in 1980, is a horror film known for its extreme gore and nudity (including [[pickles]]).

In late [[July 2010]], [[Jackie]] suggested that Chris watch the movie. While he was reluctant, over not liking cannibalism, he agreed to watch it.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref>

The following month, Chris wrote that he was bothered by the gore in the movie, but chalked it up to "Hollywood magic" to [[Chris and coping|cope]] with it (despite the fact that there are real, onscreen animal deaths). He also described a [[Chris and sex#Rape|rape]] scene as "I liked the part where the professor lured out the women of the tribe to play with him in the water."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>

==Donnie Darko==
{{quote|But long story short: We [[OCs]] and FCs - that’s Original Characters and Fictional Characters - we all exist to coexist, right next to an [[Iron Curtain|invisible curtain divide]] that’s invisible for the most part, but you can sense it. If you watch the movie Donnie Darko and that liquid metal barrier, It’s essentially that.|Chris comparing [[Dimensional Merge]] lore to a plot element from ''Donnie Darko''<ref name=redblue>[[Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 5 Reaction+]]</ref>}}

Chris is a fan of ''Donnie Darko'' (which he misspells as "Darkko").<ref name=movienight1>[[Naught DMs#Movie Night picks]]</ref><ref name=junedarkko>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris is too hip for the room]]</ref> On 26 [[September 2020]], Chris suggested a Richard Kelly theme for [[The Place]]'s Movie Night, listing movies directed/written by Kelly including ''Donnie Darko'' and its sequel ''S. Darko''.<ref name=movienight1></ref> Chris referenced ''Donnie Darko'' during an October 2020 livestream<ref name=redblue></ref> and in a June 2021 tweet.<ref name=junedarkko></ref>

==Everything Everywhere All at Once==

==Frasier==
[[File:July12Artwork.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's drawing of characters Frasier and Niles]]
{{clear}}

==Girls==

==Golden Girls==

==Guardians of the Galaxy (animated series)==
Chris binged the series in [[December 2019]], preferring to watch it over giving his input to [[The Place]] for their [[dating sim]] project.<ref>[[The Place chats (December 2019)#Priorities]]</ref>

==Hazbin Hotel==
In a livestream from [[February 2024]], Chris mentioned liking ''Hazbin Hotel''. He watched the pilot episode years before. He also mentioned liking characters Charlie and Vaggie.<ref name=very>[[Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]</ref>

==Helluva Boss==
Chris reacted to a tweet about ''Helluva Boss'' in February 2021.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#Helluva Boss]]</ref> In a livestream from [[February 2024]], Chris said he had watched the show and liked it.<ref name=very></ref> In [[January 2026]], Chris went to Spencer's to buy merch of Loona from the show.<ref>[[Sightings (2026)#Spencer's]]</ref>

==Inside Out 2==
In his [[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft|Minecraft livestream]] on 30 June 2024, Chris talks about having recently seen this Disney/Pixar film. He liked the portrayal of the new emotion characters, calling them "decently accurate" and stating that Embarrassment was his favorite.<ref name=minecraftstream1></ref>

==Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths==
{{quote|The bomb went off and the bad one became gone.|Chris summing up a plot point.<ref name=2dec>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#2 December 2020]]</ref>}}

In a chat with [[The Place]] from [[December 2020]], [[Kyle]] pondered over the concept of empty dimensions, and Chris replied that the only real one is a void between dimensions. Chris cited the animated movie ''Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths'' as proof (though misremembered its title as "Justice League Infinite Crisis").<ref name=2dec></ref>

The ''Justice League'' franchise itself has been referenced by Chris in other contexts. His OC [[CWC Psychlight]] rips off from ''Justice League'' settings and characters. ''Justice League'' is also commonly included in Chris's descriptions of what his fantasy dimension [[C-197]] contains.<ref>[[Goochland Library Sermon]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>

==Keeping Up Appearances==
Chris is a fan of the British sitcom ''Keeping Up Appearances'' and has repeatedly referred to it as a favorite show of his over the years. On two occasions, he spent 6 hours a day watching the show as well as ''[[South Park]]'' on [[Netflix]].

==Knuckles==
Chris watched the ''Knuckles'' series on streaming service Paramount+, reviewing it in [[May 2024]]. He rated it 8/10, saying the series could have used more of the titular character. Chris praised Christopher Lloyd's portrayal of Pachacamac. He also mentioned liking how Knuckles was accepted by a Jewish family.<ref>[[May 2024 social media posts#Chris watches the Knuckles series]]</ref>

==Ready Player One==
'''''Ready Player One''''' is a science-fiction movie released in 2018. Its plot revolves around a virtual reality simulation which the populace uses for escapism, and the movie is notable for its many cameos from multiple franchises. Characters in the movie have avatars used in the virtual reality setting.

Chris has made frequent allusions to the movie's plot as part of his expanding [[messiah complex]], calling himself the "Real Player One" and "the One Avatar"<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> (later lengthened to "the one Avatar of all existence").<ref>[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]</ref> These first known mentions began during the [[Jail Saga]], and Chris replied to fan inquiries directly stating "Real Player One" to be a reference to the movie.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref><ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022]]</ref>

==Regular Show==
In his [[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft|Minecraft livestream]] on 30 June 2024, Chris mentions watching up to Season 4 of this Cartoon Network animated series. (He likely finds the two main characters Mordecai and Rigby relatable, as they are slackers who never want to [[Chris and work|work]].)<ref name=minecraftstream1></ref>

In [[May 2026]], Chris posted a drawing of Mordecai and Rigby promoting his [[TLUM Movie]].<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Regular Show drawing]]</ref>

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==Saturday Night Live==
On 15 [[April 2017]], Chris livestreamed a reaction video reacting to season 41, episode 4, which featured [[Donald Trump]].<ref>[[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45]]</ref>

==Sex & the City==

==Smurfs==

==Soul==
Chris watched ''Soul'' on Disney+ on 28 [[December 2020]], calling it a "really good movie."<ref>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#The Avatar State]]</ref>

==Southland Tales==
On 26 [[September 2020]], Chris suggested a Richard Kelly theme for [[The Place]]'s Movie Night, listing movies directed/written by Kelly including ''Southland Tales''.<ref name=movienight1></ref>

==Spongebob Squarepants==
''SpongeBob SquarePants'' is an animated television series created by {{w|Stephen Hillenburg}}.

A 2004 video showed that Chris owned a Spongebob action figure.<ref>[[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]]</ref>

Chris believes that Austria-Hungary has reformed and it was being led by Spongebob Squarepants who had changed his name to Amadeus. (In C-197 or 1218? more research needed)

==Steven Universe==
{{quote|Steven Universe resides in an alt-timeline where WWII Never Happened, so he’s not in [[C-197]]|Chris on Steven's absence from his fantasy dimension<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Brony artist contributions to the merge]]</ref>}}

Chris is a fan of ''Steven Universe''. His first known mention of it is from 28 [[July 2016]], when he wrote in a Facebook post that it's a good show, that his favorite of the lead gem characters is Pearl, and that the lesbian characters Ruby and Sapphire's relationship is sweet.<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Chris likes Steven Universe]]</ref>

In a paid video request from [[September 2016]], Chris talked about why he likes Pearl.<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl]]</ref>

==The 40-Year-Old Virgin==
After Chris had uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] his pornographic drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], which depicted himself and [[Megan Schroeder]], Megan sent an email to Chris expressing her anger and hurt over the image. In his 14 [[March 2008]] email reply, Chris tried suggested she rent the movie ''The 40-Year-Old Virgin'' so that she could empathize with his position of being a frustrated virgin and be exposed to sexual issues, even offering to loan her his copy of the movie. Megan did not take him up on it, futilely attempting to explain to him her real reasons for being upset over his porn drawing of her.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref>

In [[Common Questions]] from [[December 2009]], Chris listed the movie among his top 5 favorites.

In [[Mailbag 35]] from [[January 2010]], Chris said he has watched the movie over 20 times and has owned an unrated DVD of it since release day.

==The Box==
On 26 [[September 2020]], Chris suggested a Richard Kelly theme for [[The Place]]'s Movie Night, listing movies directed/written by Kelly including ''The Box''.<ref name=movienight1></ref>

==The Conjuring / Annabelle==
On 10 [[January 2021]], Chris announced to [[The Place]] that he'd had a [[dream]] that he must binge-watch all six of the movies from ''The Conjuring'' horror movie franchise. At the time, these were ''The Conjuring'', ''Annabelle'', ''The Conjuring 2'', ''Annabelle: Creation'', ''The Nun'', and ''Annabelle Comes Home''.

Chris also told The Place to watch the three ''Annabelle'' movies for their Movie Night but said he would not join them, as his dream mandated that he watch the six franchise movies on his own (and with his [[imaginary friends]] Rosechu and Mewtwo). Chris implied that watching the movies would help in unlocking the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Conjuring Movies]]</ref>

==The Mist==
'''''{{w|The Mist}}''''' is a [[2007]] American horror film produced, written, and directed by {{w|Frank Darabont}}. Chris has claimed to have seen the movie more than three times.<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#The Mist]]</ref>

==Xavier: Renegade Angel==
Chris briefly references this Adult Swim show in his [[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft|Minecraft livestream]] on 30 June 2024.<ref name=minecraftstream1></ref>

==WataMote==
In [[2016]], during the infamous [[BraveryJerk Interviews]], Chris mentioned watching and enjoying the anime ''No Matter How I Look at It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!'', often referred to as simply ''WataMote''. He mentioned relating heavily to the lead character Tomoko Kuroki, due to her tending to "[[Chris and socializing|overthink at socializing]]," although he couldn't recall her name.

In [[August 2024]], Chris posted a GIF of Tomoko on [[Twitter]], along side a rant about a "realization" he had about online friendships.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Friendship realization]]</ref>

{{References}}
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[[Category:Television shows]]

DRWolf

2026-05-23T08:18:32Z

Hurtful Truth Level:

{{quote|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating [[Money|hundreds of dollars]] back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his @[[Patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️|Chris complaining in a [[May 2026]] tweet<ref name=attentionseek>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>}}
{{infobox Person
| title = Dr. Wolf
| image = Dr Wolf irl.PNG|250px
|aliases = DRWolf001
|gender = Male
|nationality = American
|race = White
|occupation = Accountant (IRL) MLP Analyst Psychiatrist (unlicensed)
|saga = [[Soft Exile]]
}}
'''DRWolf''', or '''Dr. Wolf''', is a [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who reviews and analyzes episodes of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''. He caught the attention of the [[Brony]] fandom in 2013 when his analysis videos were met with positive reception. He began creating ''A Moment With DRWolf'', which were videos of his fursona giving therapy sessions to other characters. He has grown in the Brony community and is well known by many fans, including [[Chris]]. To Chris's dismay, DRWolf has not responded to him.

==Chris and DRWolf==
[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris complaining in a video published [[May 2026]] about DRWolf not responding to him.]]
Chris did not seem to know of DRWolf until mid-2018, when the latter vlogged his experience at [[BronyCon]] 2018 (which took place in July) and there was a cameo of CWC in the background. Chris began pledging to DRWolf on [[Patreon]] in August 2018.

In [[October 2018]], a UK release of a ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' DVD had an image of DRWolf included on the back, as a mistake. EquestriaDaily posted on Twitter about it, prompting Chris to reply: "It’s Official: all MLP OCs are Canon! 😊"

On 16 [[February 2019]], Chris uploaded ''[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]''. In a Lego video mimicking Dr. Wolf's ''Moment With'' format, Wolf (voiced by Chris) talks to Chris regarding the recent [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocks on Twitter]]. Instead of conveying constructive advice, Chris uses the "therapy session" as a coping strategy to shift any blame away from himself.

In [[January 2020]], Chris considered spending $105 to purchase a Meet & Greet session with DrWolf and SilverQuill at [[BABScon]] (the convention would be cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]).<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2020)#Considering Buying Meet & Greet]]</ref>

In [[March 2021]], Chris tweeted about his plans to make a [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] based on a series of ''My Little Pony''-themed videos that DRWolf made entitled "Workaholics." [[Chris and work|Ironically enough]], Chris would soon seemingly abandon these plans after only drawing a handful of panels for the short-lived comic.

In [[May 2026]], Chris complained both in a video and in a tweet promoting it that DRWolf had not responded to him, despite paying hundreds to his [[Patreon]] years beforehand, and attempted to pressure DRWolf into acknowledging him.<ref name=attentionseek></ref>

==Dr. Wolf in the comic==
In [[January 2019]], upset that people on Twitter were blocking him, Chris drew up a [[Twitter Blocks Comic|comic featuring Dr. Wolf]]. In the comic, Magi-chan and Dr. Wolf have a long text-wall conversation about how getting blocked on Twitter is hurting Chris, that he is getting harassed by being blocked, that people shouldn't ignore him, and that creators need to reconnect with their OCs. Chris-chan Sonichu mind-links with Magi-chan and he tells her to get tea for him. The third panel implies that the aforementioned Lego video is a follow-up to this comic.

Dr. Wolf and his real-life counterpart would later appear as cameos for [[Sonichu 14]], demonstrating the effect of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

<gallery>
File:VariousBronyConArt2.jpg|In [[BronyCon 2018 gift comics]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP1.jpg|In [[Twitter Blocks Comic]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesP2draft.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP3.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraft4.jpeg
MergeComic4.jpg|In ''[[Sonichu 14]]''
</gallery>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:DRWolfLEGO.jpg|Chris' custom Lego minifig
File:Dr wolf mlp.png|MLP Fursona.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]
{{References}}
{{SoftExileSaga}}
{{MLP}}
{{People}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

DRWolf

2026-05-23T08:17:08Z

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{{quote|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating [[Money|hundreds of dollars]] back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his @[[Patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖
⚡️💙⚡️|Chris complaining in a [[May 2026]] tweet<ref name=attentionseek>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| title = Dr. Wolf
| image = Dr Wolf irl.PNG|250px
|aliases = DRWolf001
|gender = Male
|nationality = American
|race = White
|occupation = Accountant (IRL) MLP Analyst Psychiatrist (unlicensed)
|saga = [[Soft Exile]]
}}
'''DRWolf''', or '''Dr. Wolf''', is a [[YouTube|YouTuber]] who reviews and analyzes episodes of ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''. He caught the attention of the [[Brony]] fandom in 2013 when his analysis videos were met with positive reception. He began creating ''A Moment With DRWolf'', which were videos of his fursona giving therapy sessions to other characters. He has grown in the Brony community and is well known by many fans, including [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. To Chris's dismay, DRWolf has not responded to him.

==Chris and DRWolf==
[[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris complaining in a video published [[May 2026]] about DRWolf not responding to him.]]
Chris did not seem to know of DRWolf until mid-2018, when the latter vlogged his experience at [[BronyCon]] 2018 (which took place in July) and there was a cameo of CWC in the background. Chris began pledging to DRWolf on [[Patreon]] in August 2018.

In [[October 2018]], a UK release of a ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' DVD had an image of DRWolf included on the back, as a mistake. EquestriaDaily posted on Twitter about it, prompting Chris to reply: "It’s Official: all MLP OCs are Canon! 😊"

On 16 [[February 2019]], Chris uploaded ''[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]''. In a Lego video mimicking Dr. Wolf's ''Moment With'' format, Wolf (voiced by Chris) talks to Chris regarding the recent [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|blocks on Twitter]]. Instead of conveying constructive advice, Chris uses the "therapy session" as a coping strategy to shift any blame away from himself.

In [[January 2020]], Chris considered spending $105 to purchase a Meet & Greet session with DrWolf and SilverQuill at [[BABScon]] (the convention would be cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]).<ref>[[The Place chats (January 2020)#Considering Buying Meet & Greet]]</ref>

In [[March 2021]], Chris tweeted about his plans to make a [[Workaholics Anonymous comic]] based on a series of ''My Little Pony''-themed videos that DRWolf made entitled "Workaholics." [[Chris and work|Ironically enough]], Chris would soon seemingly abandon these plans after only drawing a handful of panels for the short-lived comic.

In [[May 2026]], Chris complained both in a video and in a tweet promoting it that DRWolf had not responded to him, despite paying hundreds to his [[Patreon]] years beforehand, and attempted to pressure DRWolf into acknowledging him.<ref name=attentionseek></ref>

==Dr. Wolf in the comic==
In [[January 2019]], upset that people on Twitter were blocking him, Chris drew up a [[Twitter Blocks Comic|comic featuring Dr. Wolf]]. In the comic, Magi-chan and Dr. Wolf have a long text-wall conversation about how getting blocked on Twitter is hurting Chris, that he is getting harassed by being blocked, that people shouldn't ignore him, and that creators need to reconnect with their OCs. Chris-chan Sonichu mind-links with Magi-chan and he tells her to get tea for him. The third panel implies that the aforementioned Lego video is a follow-up to this comic.

Dr. Wolf and his real-life counterpart would later appear as cameos for [[Sonichu 14]], demonstrating the effect of the [[Dimensional Merge]].

<gallery>
File:VariousBronyConArt2.jpg|In [[BronyCon 2018 gift comics]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP1.jpg|In [[Twitter Blocks Comic]]
SchuBlockedbyBroniesP2draft.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraftP3.jpeg
SchuBlockedbyBroniesdraft4.jpeg
MergeComic4.jpg|In ''[[Sonichu 14]]''
</gallery>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:DRWolfLEGO.jpg|Chris' custom Lego minifig
File:Dr wolf mlp.png|MLP Fursona.
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]
{{References}}
{{SoftExileSaga}}
{{MLP}}
{{People}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

May 2026 social media posts

2026-05-23T08:03:38Z

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May 2026 social media posts

2026-05-23T08:03:16Z

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File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg

2026-05-23T07:59:43Z

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2026-05-21T07:32:10Z

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{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==
1 May 
11:41 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.
⚡️💙⚡️

With Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']

@EmGo316}}

==Everyone is an OC==
1 May 
7:21 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Who made us?==
1 May 
7:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

So what or who made us then?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}

==Dimensional Merge ongoing==
2 May 
1:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']

but what about the dimensional merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}

==Merge timeline==
2 May 
2:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']

do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}

==Reply to ween==
5 May 
5:35 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']

Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}

==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==
8 May 
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.

{{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊

Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

[''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}

==Upcoming video==
8 May 
9:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|<center><gallery>
File:C2 photo.jpg
File:C2 drawing.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==No problems with gays==
8 May 
10:11 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']

I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}

==Roberta Sonichu==
8 May 
10:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']

Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==
9 May 
1:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Not Subtitled:

[''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Final Fantasy characters==
9 May 
3:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D

[''posts image'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}

==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==
15 May 
11:50 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.
{{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']

Without Subtitles:

[''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}

==Regular Show drawing==
18 May 
1:32 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow

[[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]
}}

==Pathfinder from GoBots==
20 May 
2:13 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.

[[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]
}}
{{Social media}}

File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg

2026-05-21T07:31:45Z

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May 2026 social media posts

2026-05-17T19:31:44Z

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May 2026 social media posts

2026-05-17T19:29:11Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Reply to ween */

May 2026 social media posts

2026-05-15T05:54:42Z

Hurtful Truth Level: /* Reply to ween */