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We're Being Watched

2018-10-27T06:20:32Z

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'''We're Being Watched''' (officially '''Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408''') reveals that - by 4 [[October 2008]] - [[Chris]] is thoroughly convinced that all information about him being leaked to the [[Internet]] is being obtained by [[trolls]] who have literally hacked into the computer and webcam of both himself and his [[gal-pals]]. To let his enemies know he is on to them, Chris produces this avant-garde production.

The clip references a popular line from an episode of [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|MTV]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Æon Flux|Æon Flux]]'', in which the title character mockingly states her intentions directly into a security camera, knowing that no one will take her seriously enough to intervene:

<blockquote>“My name is Æon Flux. I'm here on a mission to assassinate Trevor Goodchild. Is everybody listening? Do you believe me? Everybody happy now?”</blockquote>

==Description==
{{quotebox|
<nowiki>*</nowiki>To my Loyal Fans, I am safe and well, and I am working on finishing the [[Sonichu 8#Episode 18:"Spring Break, 2008!"|18th Episode]]; I am still having to cope with some of the [[stress]].

<nowiki>*</nowiki>To those who are Watching me, I know I am being watched, and in this Aeon Flux parodic manner, I humbly ask you to Leave My Friends Alone; if you want to torture someone with e-mail barrages and abuse, you can very well direct them to me. I'm still standing, but I promise to leave your page alone, as long as you leave my Gal-Pals, Sweetheart and Friends alone.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

==Video==
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| name = Chris Chan Aeon Flux 100408
| video = {{#ev:youtube|S5XImaPkKRQ}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2008]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Blanca|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_Sex_Videos#Chris_Chan's_Autistic_Nips|Chris Chan's Autistic Nips]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_Update_9_October_2008#Video|Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''speaking off-camera''] We're being watched.

[''walks into the shot and looks directly at the camera''] My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I'm here to find happiness with [[Blanca|my true sweetheart]], who I've known for over two months now. So, you trolls best leave us alone!

Is anybody listening? Do you ''belieeeve'' me? Everybody happy now?!

==Fan videos==
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| name = Chris-Chan's We're Being Watched Reversed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3l8HMTkSdLc}}
| stardate = 25 [[January 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
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Sonichu the Animated Series (Spazkid)

2018-07-04T09:50:20Z

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[This article was previously banned due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it]

Sonichu: the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]

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==Spazkid==

Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.

Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]

Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.

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| subject = }}

Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.

==Discovering Chris Chan==

When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.

==The Animated Series==

Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.

Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.

The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only one. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]

Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.

The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.

It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"

==Characters==
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her "unconscious" body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.

===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.

===Celebrities===
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.

==Episode Synopses==
===Episode 1===
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%." The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!"

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.

===Episode 2===
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

{{quote|Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
No Darkies ): <
| Chris's sign}}

Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.

The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.

===Episode 3===
After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.

===Episode 4===
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.

Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)

===Episode 5===
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go "tend to the beast" and leaves Chris.

The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].

Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.

===Episode 6===
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.

The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.

===Episode 7===
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia.

The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.

Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up

===Episode 8===
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a "SURPRISE!" Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.

In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a "silly picture" of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.

SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. "Bubbles" happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has "barbed cock jammed down [her] throat." Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of "grotesque bum-sex," Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with "him." Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however, she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.

===Episode 9===

The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from "their night of activities." Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|"the incident."]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.

===Episode 10===
As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her "vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis." Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.

The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.

===Series Finale===

==Reason For Cancellation==

Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

==Reception==

The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.

==Chris Chan Thoughts?==

In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.

Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)

==Trivia==

* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.

* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.

*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).

* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.

* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.

*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.

*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.

*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".

*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.

*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic

*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.

*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)

*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.

==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta

===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*Joseph and Forgiveness speech

==References==
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Sonichu the Animated Series (Spazkid)

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Sonichu: the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]

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==Spazkid==

Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.

Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]

Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.

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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.

==Discovering Chris Chan==

When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.

==The Animated Series==

Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.

Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.

The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only one. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]

Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.

The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.

It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"

==Characters==
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her "unconscious" body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.

===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.

===Celebrities===
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.

==Season 1==
===Episode 1===
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%." The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!"

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.

===Episode 2===
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

{{quote|Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
No Darkies ): <
| Chris's sign}}

Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.

The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.

===Episode 3===
After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.

===Episode 4===
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.

Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)

===Episode 5===
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go "tend to the beast" and leaves Chris.

The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].

Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.

===Episode 6===
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.

The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.

===Episode 7===
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia.

The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.

Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up

===Episode 8===
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a "SURPRISE!" Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.

In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a "silly picture" of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.

SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. "Bubbles" happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has "barbed cock jammed down [her] throat." Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of "grotesque bum-sex," Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with "him." Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however, she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.

===Episode 9===

The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from "their night of activities." Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|"the incident."]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.

===Episode 10===
As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her "vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis." Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.

The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.

===Series Finale===

==Reason For Cancellation==

Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

==Reception==

The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.

==Chris Chan Thoughts?==

In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.

Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)

==Trivia==

* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.

* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.

*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).

* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.

* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.

*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.

*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.

*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".

*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.

*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic

*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.

*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)

*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.

==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta

===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*Joseph and Forgiveness speech

==References==
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Sonichu the Animated Series (Spazkid)

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[This article was previously banned due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it]

Sonichu: the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]

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==Spazkid==

Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.

Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]

Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.

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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.

==Discovering Chris Chan==

When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.

==The Animated Series==

Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.

Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.

The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only one. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]

Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.

The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.

It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"

==Characters==
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her "unconscious" body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.

===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.

===Celebrities===
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.

==Season 1==
===Episode 1===
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%." The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!"

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.

===Episode 2===
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

{{quote|Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
No Darkies ): <
| Chris's sign}}

Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.

The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.

===Episode 3===
After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.

===Episode 4===
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.

Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)

===Episode 5===
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go "tend to the beast" and leaves Chris.

The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].

Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.

===Episode 6===
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.

The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.

===Episode 7===
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia.

The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.

Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up

===Episode 8===
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a "SURPRISE!" Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.

In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a "silly picture" of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.

SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. "Bubbles" happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has "barbed cock jammed down [her] throat." Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of "grotesque bum-sex," Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with "him," however, Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.

===Episode 9===

The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from "their night of activities." Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|"the incident."]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.

===Episode 10===
As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her "vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis." Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.

The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.

===Series Finale===

==Reason For Cancellation==

Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

==Reception==

The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.

==Chris Chan Thoughts?==

In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.

Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)

==Trivia==

* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.

* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.

*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).

* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.

* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.

*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.

*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.

*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".

*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.

*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic

*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.

*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)

*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.

==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta

===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*Joseph and Forgiveness speech

==References==
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Sonichu the Animated Series (Spazkid)

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[This article was previously banned due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it]

Sonichu: the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]

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==Spazkid==

Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.

Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]

Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.

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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.

==Discovering Chris Chan==

When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.

==The Animated Series==

Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.

Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.

The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only one. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]

Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.

The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.

It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"

==Characters==
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her "unconscious" body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.

===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.

===Celebrities===
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.

==Season 1==
===Episode 1===
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%." The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!"

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.

===Episode 2===
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

{{quote|Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
No Darkies ): <
| Chris's sign}}

Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.

The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.

===Episode 3===
After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.

===Episode 4===
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.

Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)

===Episode 5===
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go "tend to the beast" and leaves Chris.

The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].

Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.

===Episode 6===
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.

The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.

===Episode 7===
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia.

The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.

Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up

===Episode 8===
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide.

===Episode 9===

The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from "their night of activities." Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|"the incident."]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.

===Episode 10===
As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her "vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis." Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.

The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.

===Series Finale===

==Reason For Cancellation==

Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

==Reception==

The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.

==Chris Chan Thoughts?==

In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.

Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)

==Trivia==

* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.

* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.

*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).

* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.

* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.

*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.

*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.

*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".

*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.

*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic

*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.

*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)

*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.

==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta

===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*Joseph and Forgiveness speech

==References==
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Sonichu the Animated Series (Spazkid)

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[This article was previously banned due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it]

Sonichu: the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]

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==Spazkid==

Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.

Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]

Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.

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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.

==Discovering Chris Chan==

When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.

==The Animated Series==

Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.

Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.

The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only one. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]

Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.

The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.

It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"

==Characters==
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her "unconscious" body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.

===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.

===Celebrities===
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.

==Season 1==
===Episode 1===
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%." The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!"

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.

===Episode 2===
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

{{quote|Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
No Darkies ): <
| Chris's sign}}

Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.

The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.

===Episode 3===
After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.

===Episode 4===
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.

Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)

===Episode 5===
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go "tend to the beast" and leaves Chris.

The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].

Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.

===Episode 6===
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.

The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.

===Episode 7===
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia.

The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.

Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up

===Episode 8===
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide.

===Episode 9===

===Episode 10===
As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her "vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis." Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.

The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.

===Series Finale===

==Reason For Cancellation==

Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

==Reception==

The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.

==Chris Chan Thoughts?==

In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.

Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)

==Trivia==

* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.

* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.

*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).

* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.

* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.

*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.

*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.

*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".

*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.

*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic

*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.

*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)

*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.

==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta

===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*Joseph and Forgiveness speech

==References==
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Sonichu the Animated Series (Spazkid)

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[This article was previously banned due to Spazkid himself and creators of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it]

Sonichu: the Animated Series is a series of animation created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of Chris Chan and parody his misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive on the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]

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==Spazkid==

Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.

Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]

Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.

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Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.

==Discovering Chris Chan==

When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.

==The Animated Series==

Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.

Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.

The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only one. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]

Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.

The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.

It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"

==Characters==
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her "unconscious" body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.

===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.

===Celebrities===
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.

==Season 1==
===Episode 1===
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%." The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says). Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!"

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.

===Episode 2===
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

{{quote|Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
No Darkies ): <
| Chris's sign}}

Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.

The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.

===Episode 3===
After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.

===Episode 4===
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.

Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)

===Episode 5===
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go "tend to the beast" and leaves Chris.

The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].

Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.

===Episode 6===
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked out with said washboard.

The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.

===Episode 7===
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia.

The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred. Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.

Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up

===Episode 8===
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide.

===Episode 9===

===Episode 10===
As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything id fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most China, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her "vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis." Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an OXI Clean ball at a dying cancer patient, much to the civilians' excitement.

The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.

===Series Finale===

==Reason For Cancellation==

Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

==Reception==

The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.

==Chris Chan Thoughts?==

In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.

Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)

==Trivia==

* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.

* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.

*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).

* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.

* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.

*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.

*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.

*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".

*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.

*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic

*Episode 10 has a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated in JJBA style, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.

*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)

*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.

==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta

===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*Joseph and Forgiveness speech

==References==
<references />

Megan Schroeder

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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

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'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest relationship with anybody he's ever had in his life.

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, she cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2017]], making the Megan Saga both the first and longest in Christory.

==Timeline==
[[Image:Megan_Timeline_Prototype.png|1000px|center]]

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan Emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be asexual. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both idling their twenties away playing [[card games]] marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her like a stereotypical wife nagging her husband:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan E-mails]]}}

Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris would obsess over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan E-mails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil Jerkops trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[Image:SchuComic6Page50a.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

In June [[2007]], Megan went to [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]]. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Rule 34 and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] <ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

In November 2007, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of incestuous desires by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it in part to suppress '''the occasional impulse to [[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just BEING in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons Daniel Mimms and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan+Schroeder Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still can't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: JERK.]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie_Bay_E-mails_2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris' retarded attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch,"<ref>[http://i.imgur.com/mBFcon9.png Leaked Facebook post]</ref> a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[Facebook#Spring Brakers]]</ref> Perhaps, if Chris ever starts the [[Sonichu_(comic)|comic]] up again, we shall see Megan taking up the golden hair/helm of being Chris's foe.

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "Manajerk", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By! The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris would continue to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

==Years later==
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris, finally moving on}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

In October 9th, 2017, Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Complimenting_Megan_Schroeder</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are quite obviously traced from the same source.
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg
Image:321-IceCune.jpg
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Etsy shop===

{{quote|All of my artwork and materials are proud to be "Made in China" free!!|Megan Schroeder, June 2013}}

[[Image:Meg.jpg|thumb|Megan on her Etsy page]]
On 15 June 2013, Megan Schroeder created an [https://www.etsy.com/people/OutOfTheWildFelts Etsy] account to sell her artwork of animal dolls wearing flowery attire. She claims that her artwork is "Made in China" free, and her materials she uses for her dolls are made in Japan, the USA, and Europe. She has gained a love for nature over the years after the events of the Megan saga, and is seen in her profile pic to be wearing a photographer's camera, indicating that she could be a photographer.

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===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

</gallery></center>

===Miscellaneous===
<center><gallery>
Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
</gallery></center>

==References==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}
<references />

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{{MeganSaga}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

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RandomHumor1

2017-11-12T03:22:15Z

IVcentgarbage:

On 25 [[June 2010]], Chris uploaded '''RandomHumor1''', a two-part [[Flipnote Hatena]] animation that [[Things Chris has ripped off|steals mercilessly]] from ''[[Peanuts]]''. While the animation is supposed to be [[random-access humor]], the dialogue is stolen almost verbatim from [[Wikipedia:The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show|''The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show'']] episode [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9nkI_dlD9Q/ "Sally at School"].

==Description==
{{quotebox|[:)] This is just something silly and random; no meaning whatsoever.}}

== Part One ==
The first of the two animations, [http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user/ RandomHumor1Part1], depicts a sister showing her brother what she's learned in school. The only difference between the ''Peanuts'' cartoon and Chris's abomination is that Chris swapped out the word "princess" for "sexy, beautiful woman." The reasoning behind this change should be [[Women's rights|very, very obvious]].

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = RandomHumor1Part1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cUnEpAQDiqA}}
| stardate = 25 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[HippoOnYourHead]]
| next = [[RandomHumor1#Part Two|RandomHumor1Part2]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Pleaseno.png|thumb|right|Please no.]]

'''Sister:''' ''[In a horrible, high-pitched voice, imitating [[Wikipedia:Sally Brown|Sally Brown]]]'' Some numbers can't be trusted! These are threes. Did you know that you can never trust threes? See? Threes turn sideways, and pretend that they're M's or N's. And sometimes they turn themselves around to make you think they're E's. Weird, huh? And sometimes they'll even lie on their backs and pretend they're W's. Come back! I'll show you some sixes. They like to pretend they're noses.

I'm practicing my eeks!

'''Brother:''' ''[Imitating [[Wikipedia:Charlie Brown|Charlie Brown]]]'' Eeks?

'''Sister:''' Eeks are very important if you're writing about a sexy, beautiful woman in peril, such as a sexy, beautiful woman living in her apartment. She was hanging in her room one day when suddenly a mouse came in. "EEEEK!" she cried. If you want to write a good story about a sexy, beautiful woman in peril, you would have to be able to write a goood eek.

'''Brother:''' An ock probably would've killed me.

'''Writing:''' TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT Flipnote... -C.W.C.

== Part Two ==
Less than a minute after creating RandomHumor1Part1, Chris uploaded '''RandomHumor1Part2''', a terrifying sequel to the original. Picking up where he left off, Chris continues his spree of stealing from people who are more talented than him by further plagiarizing "Sally at School" and [[Wikipedia:The Amanda Show|''The Amanda Show'']].

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = RandomHumor1Part2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ytZ8BisTBpU}}
| stardate = 25 [[June 2010]]
| previous = [[RandomHumor1#Part One|RandomHumor1Part1]]
| next = [[RandomSong1]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Howaboutno.png|thumb|right|How about no.]]

'''Friend:''' Hey dude, where's your sister?

'''Brother:''' Where is right.

'''Sister:''' I'm practicing my Y's.

'''Friend:''' Why?

'''Sister:''' No, Y's. I drew a whole row of them.

'''Friend:''' Oh.

'''Sister:''' Not O's, Y's.

'''Friend:''' I see.

'''Sister:''' I C?! Who said anything about I's or C's? These are Y's! Don't you ever listen?

'''Friend:''' Gee.

'''Sister:''' Not G's, Y's. Now pay attention. These are U's.

'''Friend:''' They don't look like me at all! [''Laughs like a [[pedofork]]'']

[''The sister growls and hits her friend'']

'''Friend:''' Ow! Whatcha hit me for?!

'''Sister:''' 'Cause you're an idiot!

'''Friend:''' Okay.

'''Writing:''' HAVE A GOOD AND SAFE DAY. -Christian W. Chandler

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-25]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-25]]

{{Flipnotes}}