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Talk:Clover and Snoopy

2012-08-04T16:01:12Z

Icetailgreg:

'''It May Not End Well For Those Two Pups...'''
Those poor dogs. Stuck in Casa De Chandler with Chris. But, with Patti's long life(for a Chandler animal) to go by, and the fact that the Chandlers shall soon be reintegrated into common society, than they might not be too bad off. If Chris loves them as he did Patti, perhaps we could see two more furry sonichu characters (If Chris ever makes them again...). Wait, in a sense, I just hoped for the death of two animals in the hopes of more characters in an abhorrent comic that may never be continued. I feel horrible now. [[User:Icetailgreg|Icetailgreg]] 09:00, 4 August 2012 (PDT)

Talk:Clover and Snoopy

2012-08-04T16:00:45Z

Icetailgreg:

Talk:Clover and Snoopy

2012-08-04T15:55:25Z

Icetailgreg: Created page with "'''It May Not End Well For Those Two Pups...''' Those poor dogs. Stuck in Casa De Chandler with Chris. But, with Patti's long life(for a Chandler animal) to go by, and the fac..."

Talk:CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

2011-12-04T21:44:38Z

Icetailgreg: /* What's with the blaghs? */ new section

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This is the first video that made laugh in a long time. He's so threatened. I'll write up a little something tomorrow; depending on my stress. Oh, and we need to add the robe of homosexuality to [[Chris and fashion]] --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:04, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

You tell them CWC! And tell those homos to stop using up our water, electricity and to stop going to the grocery store and buying our GODDAMN bread! On a serious note, what does Chris want them to do? Buy homosexual-only body spray? Oh wait, that'd be promoting homosexuality and Chris would be pissed that he'd be discriminated against. I, Wild Sonichu, the TRUE AND ORIGINAL openly bisexual Sonichu, encourage all homosexuals to buy Axe. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 23:10, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

* I'm a genderqueer and I use the Dark Temptation AXE. I note he didn't address the T part of LGBT, though, so I'm still cool, right? ...But in all seriousness, AXE smells pretty chemical and terrible unless you only use a quick puff of it, which I highly doubt he's doing. I picture wavy air from the alcohol fumes about him, as well as the body stench he's attempting to cover. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 06:42, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

==Gay ad==
I had to look it up to make sure I remembered it correctly, but there is indeed a gay AXE ad.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|qSjATv1dwIE}}</center>
Someone show this to him, guys. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 01:53, 4 May 2009 (CEST)

== Bob ==

Do we know if Bob Chandler, the famous lumberjack, uses AXE as his body spray of choice? --[[User:Great Briton|Great Briton]] 14:31, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

== A Parody Video ==

Realizing this is shameless self-promotion, but could we post this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxTycDxwqY) on the page like we now do with other parody videos?
--[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 23:41, 23 March 2010 (CEST)

== What's with the blaghs? ==

just edited out some "Blaghs" in the text for the video. Who put those there anyway? -Icetailgreg

CWC Address to Unilever About AXE

2011-12-04T21:42:20Z

Icetailgreg:

'''CWC Address to Unilever About AXE''' is a two part video series (now archived as one video) made when [[Chris]] learned that [[Axe]], the line of men's hygiene products (also known as LYNX), is popular among [[homos|gay men]]. The second half was originally removed by YouTube due to a violation.

==Video==

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| stardate = 2 [[May 2009]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| shirt = {{CreepyRobe|text}}
| previous = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
| next = [[MEOW]]
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{{quote|I would ask to ban sale of, and use of the product from the homos, but that would be retarded.}}

===Transcript of Part 1===

Good day, I wish to, uh, make an announcement, uh, upon the side note, uh, aside from my usual work, uh, I would like to, uh, make a claim, uh, make it obvious of to the creators of, uh, my favorite br- one of my favorite brand of, uh, body spray: AXE. [Presents AXE spray] Apparently it ha- it has come to my attention that, uh, bunch of, uh, people of the, uh, wrong orientation are, uh, using the, uh, AXE brand, ah, by which I mean particularly the, uh, homosexuals.

Eh eweh thusly a stereotype has been, uh, m- has been made if you, uh, if, has been made apparently, uh, has been made apparently '''‘you be gay if you wear AXE.’''' That’s so stupid it’s not I mean it’s not true I mean I’m straight and I have been using AXE for years. [Presents AXE again] I’m a proud sub- I’m a proud user of AXE ‘cos originally as it was originally intended for and I quote: [Reading label] “Effective deodorant protection designed to seduce the ladies” and then later, uh, when they expanded to, uh, the, uh, shower gel they continued with that in saying, uh, “ah kee—dr—kee—nahh let’s see. Hydrates your skin leavin’ it so pure that she’ll th—that ''she-ll'' think ''she’s'' the first one to touch it,” and then later again in, uh, shampoo it says here [Reading label] “Get girl approved hair. Wash, attract, repeat.”

Even though, uh, the comments, the, uh, comments, uh, sound, uh, sexist, uh, as I have learned, uh, on, uh, on their page on Wikipedia [gasp] I still feel that, uh, I have been at, uh, I still feel that, uh, is, uh, a big, uh, a big misuse and complete immoral act that the homosexuals take use of our- of the AXE brand which is prefer- which is dimensionally and originally oriented towards the straight people. I mean men attract ladies. It means they’re straight. They want to attract the ladies they’re straight. Please, okay, that didn’t come out right... But my point is anyway, uh, AXE is more straight is more meant for straight people: straight men who wish to attract the straight, nyell, the ladies.

The straight men who wish to attract the ladies and I have been the proud us—prow user of AXE throughout the many bre—throughout the many, uh, variations, ehmore to come and more out there to [stuttering] out there to market and I’m sure, other than the body spray, the ehshower gel and the shampoo. In any case, AXE was adridgionally meant for, and should remain, only for the straight men who wish to attract the women. It is not meant for a homosexual dude to attract another homosexual dude. Ahem. Ticks me off. It really does.

So I hope that, uh, the aff—that the, uh, Unilever the company that creates the AXE products, uh, sees this, uh, video on the YouTube and also, uh, would like also, uh, I would like t- to, uh, well I’d be say— I'd be, uh, I would be sound like, uh, some kind of bad person if I tell 'em to not sell to the homosexuals but I wa—but it should be more obvious from the package that it is meant for straight people. Y'know and also I would like to make the following statement to all homosexuals who dare use it. '''You homosexuals, stay off of our AXE!'''

Peace out.

===Transcript of Part 2===

I wish to, uh, take a moment right now to, uh, read a letter I have just hand-written for the, uh, Unilever company about the, uh, issue at hand with AXE. I read this out loud because I currently cannot find the snail mail address, but when I do I will mail it off directly. But I re—but I read it now for hope that they will at least be able to get the—get the understanding and the gist of my, uh, of my proposition and hopefully do something about it and will not blow me off because of an opinion.

Hmmm. Anyway, to the Unilever company who creates, uh, AXE body spray, shower gel, shampoo, and all of that.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have been a loyal user of AXE body spray for years now, and I have been enjoying the scent as I look forward to it making me smell better to attract (and keep one of) women to be my sweetheart. I have been sussessful with being enjoyed by my sweetheart—[''looks up to camera''] my sweetest [[Ivy]]. [''continues'']—who enjoys my pleasant presence and company with her.

I write the letter today, with concern of hearing that the '''ho-mo-sess-u-al pop-u-la-tion''' wear the AXE body spray as often as or greater than the straight people. Like myself. For the longest time, AXE has been advertised and meant for STRAIGHT men to attract WOMEN. It was certainly NOT meant to attract... '''other dudes'''.

I would like—I would ask to ban sale of—and use of the product from the homos, ''but that would be [[autism|retarded]]''. Instead I respectfully and humbly request that on the package a statement li—such as "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN" or something strongly similar. Please make this so, and please do not try to blow me off for having an opinion about the product. Or having an opinion about the homosexuals. Because I do not care much about them.

Sincerely,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler<br>
Proud Straight Male AXE User

Peace.

==Fan videos==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|3RxTycDxwqY}}
| stardate = 09 [[September 2009]]
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| subject =
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, May 2009| 2009-05-01]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-05-01]]

Talk:Chris and electronics

2011-08-26T13:28:44Z

Icetailgreg: /* New Laptop? */ new section

== Deletion ==
I dunno if this needs deletion, but it definitely needs to either get bigger or get zapped. The part about Chris's shit computer is really the only useful bit, the rest is just rehashed from other pages. Lemme at least add one thing that I was thinking about lately... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:07, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I didn't get to explain why. We need a citation of what his computer is, and frankly do we need a thing on 'netiquette"? And getting rid of that, do we need an article article on how Chris uses his computer? This could just go in the FAQ, really. The rest is just fluff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
**Unfortunately, there's really not much to go by on here. As far as I can tell, Chris has only mentioned his machine in Mumble 6 and the ABL call. I thought about making a Chris and Technology page and throwing this in there, but I'm not sure if that would be a good idea.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:00, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

If this article is to survive, it needs some work done to it. I would have gone ahead and deleted it if it wasn't for the fact a few articles link to it. If someone could shape it up a bit, that'd be great. We even have stuff to add about his computer being broken too. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:26, 18 November 2010 (PST)

==Piracy?==
This section provides phantom sources in support of nothing in particular. There is no information here regarding what Chris has torrented or how frequently he does it, and simply asserts that he knows how. It's single specific example, Photoshop, is based on extremely shaking reasoning: Chris is too cheap to pay for Photoshop, therefore he stole it? Please. First of all, it could be a gift. Secondly, he absolutely would pay for it, because he gets free money, has only one inflexible expense ("rent"), is not a saver, and because producing Sonichu (with Photoshop) is one of the few activities he bothers to perform. In other words, this section needs to go even if someone thinks the article can be saved. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 06:01, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:I don't know about you guys, but I think Chris uses MS Paint, not Photoshop. I was looking at the videos he made under the "ClydeGreggCashMays" account and it looks more like he's using MS Paint. What does everyone else think? --[[User:GotAFish|GotAFish]] 06:11, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
::I agree that it looks that way, but he says he uses photoshop, and there's no real reason for him to lie about that. Plus, in that 9/11 vid he did, he was using photoshop (I remember he had trouble with layers) It probably looks that way purely because he's so shit at the program that it fails on levels only previously matched by Paint. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:14, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A lot of the Mumble chats get mixed together, but I do recall Chris mentioning torrenting anime in one of them.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:37, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Net etiquette" bullshit ==

Are you living in the 90s? Go back to your own homepages and your Usenet. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:58, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Interesting results are produced when this is sung to the tune of Running in the 90s. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has Adobe PhotoDeluxe? ==
I had removed the line on Chris having Adobe PhotoDeluxe and replaced it with "photo manipulation software" because the citation provided didn't seem to include any reference to image editing software of any kind. TBH, if it wasn't for that citation, I wouldn't have even bothered changing that line, but since it was contradicted by the actual reference I took it out.

Is there another place where Chris mentions the software he uses? – [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 19:31, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:Watch the video in that article closely. For a brief second at the :13 mark you can see the taskbar and it indicates that Adobe PhotoDeluxe is what he's using. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:52, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

== New Laptop? ==

Since in his recent video (As of August 25th)he was given a new laptop, should we add a section for that? It could become important later on (Maybe it somehow tracks searching history or maybe I'm being unrealistic).-Icetailgreg