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LadyOfTheCosmo

2017-08-26T13:50:14Z

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{{quote|In the name of Honestly, Love and Kindness, I will defend myself and punish you, only if I feel need to. Don't make me feel need to.|Chris to Lady.}}

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'''LadyOfTheCosmo''' (nicknamed "'''Lady'''") is a close friend of several [[Planet Dolan]] members, including [[Doopie]] and Hellbent. Fully aware of Chris's antics before and during the Doopie fiasco, she chastised him after he tweeted at her on 25 August 2017, in what has probably been Chris's biggest dose of [[reality]] since the [[Father Call]]. Later, Chris unfollowed her, and she blocked him.

== Twitter ==

Chris met Lady on 25 August 2017, responding to a tweet about how she's tired and is about to go to sleep.

{{quoteboxpurple|Okay, officially good night y'all, I'm so tired from the all nighter I did. I'll see you on the flipside, cheers to a good sleep!}}

To which Chris responded with this tweet:

{{quotebox|Rest comfy and easy, dear!}}

This provoked a response from her, calling Chris out for his use of the word "dear":

{{quoteboxpurple|Pardon me, I will not allow you address me as "dear"

I'm not your "dear" & none of these other girls & artists involved with PD are either}}

Chris responded, with an image of a letter he wrote:

{{quotebox|I apologize, but I meant the term neutrally, and I never meant anything from that.}}

{{quotebox|And One More thing, [[Chris and remorse|Darling]]!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's neutral usage. Hmpf!

[[File:OpenLetter.jpg|250px]]}}

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Open Letter:

Something that grinds my gears is how people are Not accepting of the neutral terms "darling" or "dear". I use one or the other as a neutral addressing, inlieu of the various online nicknames, or actual names in general, when that detail is unknown, or when the other person is too distant to trust me, yet, on addressing them by their name. I Swear, if Tallulah Bankhead were alive today, she would never put up with such disrespectful responses. That is all for now, "Dahling."

Hmpf!

Christine W. Chandler}}

He later shared this in a different tweet:

{{quotebox|I can use "Dear" and "Darling" Neutrally as Miss Talluah Bankhead before us. It's your disrespectful responses to my usage that irks me.}}

Lady replied to Chris's letter with screenshots of dictionary definitions of "dear" and "darling:

{{quoteboxpurple|Those are not neutral words, and you know what? Two can play at that game, letter writing to try and get an easy way out. Look at this}}

{{quoteboxpurple|THESE ARE NOT NEUTRAL, you need someone to get that through your skull. You're not sorry, you're not sorry for the women you've horrified!}}

Chris angrily responded with a wall of 10 tweets.

{{quotebox|Writing a short letter on the topic saves me multiple tweets; it was not an easy out, as I was not looking for an outlet to try to share my thoughts on the subject and put an ease on it. I Care about a lot of people, and I like a lot of people; [[Chris and socialization|I do not harass]] others, and I certainly never intended to horrify anyone. I have a good and kind heart and soul, and I Have <s>felt about all I have</s> **Felt Bad about the people I have mistakenly hurt before, including the theoretical online exes of mine who turned out to be false.

You are behaving like you do not understand how it feels to have been Trolled, Harassed and Bullied by the [[4-cent_garbage.com|4Chan Losers]], among which, over [[Chris and copyright|creating something]] that you've put all of your heart and Love into. And Sonichu and Rosechu, and the others there, are amongst those closest to my heart, my mother being the Closest! And those who have proved their sincere kindness to me also have a place in my heart and soul. Why must you act and (appear to be siding with the) hate(rs), and leave the terms as neutral? In the name of Honestly, Love and Kindness, I will defend myself and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|punish you]], only if I feel need to.

Don't make me feel need to.}}

Lady responded to three separate tweets of his, sparking a tweet war between the two.

{{quoteboxpurple|Tell me now, do those even look like "neutral" words? Those are words of endearment, only my hubby uses those for me and him alone}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Can i say that's a hell lotta bullshit falling out of your mouth right now, what ass did you stick your head up? Clearly your own}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There's a big difference between haters and the ones who serve sweet justice towards hooligans like you. You have NO heart}}

{{quotebox|I am not a hooligan, and [[Chris and kindness|I Do have heart!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|If you did, you wouldn't even have the nerve to harass Doopie. You're selfish, and it's filled your heart with fatty layers of greed}}

{{quotebox|I did not mean to harass her; my intentions were misunderstood, albeit I was impulsive, and I had apologized and repented for that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Misunderstood?! You really aren't getting the point here kid, your intentions were clear right from the start. There's no hiding}}

{{quotebox|[[Chris and his Ego|I am not selfish.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Then you would've been respective towards her, but no, you just had to keep going}}

{{quotebox|I meant to be respective, but obviously, I said the wrong things in grave error.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Obviously?! You've fucked up bad, and none of us feel any pity for you}}

{{quotebox|I don't need this kind of misunderstood pity; I never was in any of this for infamy or fame! I will keep defending myself and showing you...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Showing me what? What a horrible person you really are past your painted smile. I see past your façade, your actions reflect who you are}}

{{quotebox|...the Sincere Kind person that I Am! I have lots of music and love in my heart and soul! I will not be silenced.}}

{{quotebox|I had No facade. My smile is Genuine; Not Painted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You can say what you want Christopher asshat, your actions make you who you are, if you cared you wouldn't continue what you're doing}}

{{quotebox|I grow tired and weary from this dispute that You will not accept, open your heart, and Just Move Forward and On, Dear Darling.}}

{{quotebox|[[Crash into slumber|Good Night.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|We're tired and weary because of you! I've tried and tried to help you to understand. I'm trying to be kind and patient despite your actions}}

{{quotebox|Then why did you speak ill against me if you were meaning to help? Kindness is appreciated; not hurtful tongue.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm only doing it so you can see why we see you using these terms are non-neutral. For their definitions mean something completely different}}

{{quotebox|Did you not realize that I was addressing the terms to [[Sweetheart|people I liked]]. Perhaps you've used a similar term to address another woman you liked}}

{{quoteboxpurple|"Like" you say too much bullshit. More like wanted to get up in our business old man}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I would never, especially to someone who's random on the internet.}}

{{quotebox|I may be [[random-access humor|modnar]], but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|[[A-Logging|You don't try not to be offensive, you love it. You love every second your offending women.]] If you wanted to be a women, youd respect them}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Hide all you want Christopher, you can't run from this.}}

A branch of the thread reads:

{{quotebox|You could do with dispelling the hatred and actually getting to know the people you speak against.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I already know enough from you, everyone here knows what you've done to get yourself in this mess. I know it, these people know it}}

{{quotebox|I do not deny the mistakes I have made, and with that one tweet, my heart Was in the right place. To know me based on what the haters...}}

{{quotebox|...and trolls have spewed online is to not know me as the person that I actually am: Sincere, Kind, and Open-Hearted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Keep going, you're just digging yourself deeper into the mess you made for yourself.}}

{{quotebox|I'll keep digging until when people like you actually understand me and stop being so closed-hearted. [[Lovequest|Love Is Love! And I stand in its name!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Love doesn't have room for harassment. I don't know what world you're living in, but you need a serious reality check to hit you in the face}}

{{quotebox|Takes one who really needs the Dream Check to recognize when someone needs a Reality Check.}}

===Fan responses===

An onlooker asked if Lady knew about Chris's history of homophobia and racism. Chris later replied, stating that he had "Matured".

{{quoteboxyellow|Remember back in the past when Chris Chan used to say he hated [[Homos|gay people]]?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Yeah, I've heard something like that from the long history of [[26 December 2014|Chris the Harasser]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not only that, but I believe there were a few moments recorded where he actually said the [[Niggos|n-word]] some times.}}

{{quotebox|I do not hate gay people; in fact, I actually have hugged a few men recently too. I Have Matured.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|HAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

That is rich, matured? You? Ha! Don't make me a bigger fool of yourself}}

The same commenter presumably insulted Chris's age in a deleted tweet. Chris proceeded to bring up the names of his favorite voice actors, and claimed to be a "library of wisdom".

{{quotebox|I may be old, but guess who else is older that y'all like; Betty White, Seth MacFarline, even Cathy W (Not saying exactly).}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I don't know any of those, they're ancient history Chris, just like you}}

{{quotebox|Then you do not watch a lot of television or YouTube, because they are all still famous.}}

{{quotebox|#HotInCleveland, #FamilyGuy, #MyLittlePony}}

{{quotebox|I may be getting on in years, but I am a library of wisdom, and I have energy to love and live!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You have no heart, and no life so that you feel the need to harass women on the internet. Yeah, your life was completely wasted}}

{{quotebox|I Have Heart! I Have Life! [[lie|I do not harass people!]] [[obesity|I am not a waste of space.]] I Am Done With You now! Hope you have a nightmare tonight.}}

{{quotebox|Now, I am officially done for tonight. Goodnight.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You should be done for good. Enough of your damn bullshit Chris, go to hell you bastard}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I hope you go to hell and have to suffer through this again and again and again}}

Another fan advised Chris to leave Lady alone. Lady replied, using male pronouns, to which Chris responded with "I am Woman".

{{quoteboxyellow|Just leave her alone Chris, you can't win.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|He can kick and fight all he wants, but he knows he's already lost}}

{{quotebox|Wrong Pronoun! [[Tomgirl|I Am Woman]], and I will kindly ask you to please address me as such.}}

A third commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo I am so sorry this has happened to you.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Thank you for your concern for me, I'll be alright, I'm more so worried for the women artists and Voice Actors of PD like Doopie}}

A fourth said:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dont Listen To Her Miss Christine! If you wanna talk like a 90 year old grandma that calls everyone "dear" or "darling", that's your right!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Stay outta this, you don't know squat about what he's done}}

A fifth pointed out how Chris doesn't respond to [[jerks]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|Anyone else noticed that Chris very, very rarely responds to any male's account? Check his History. It's been creeperstalking all the way.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There you have it, proof}}

===Aftermath===

Lady later posted a tweet saying:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hmph, people will never learn}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I know, right? Not sure what it takes to get through to some people. Sorry you had to go through that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|It's alright, I'm gonna be a-okay! :)

Someone needs to [[Kick the Autistic|give that guy a beating once and a while]] to show his [[Fangs|darker side]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That's good. I can agree with that. Let's hope it helped. I hope you have a more peaceful rest of the evening/day.}}

Additionally, a fan made a suggestion:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo Have you considered commissioning being referred to by terms like "darling" and "dear?" I think one person will pay it.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm kinda tempted to. He won't ever be able to pay it with his allowance from his poor mother}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He supposedly gets [[Tugboat|monthly disability social security above $1000]] just for existing. [[Chris and money|It either goes to you, Legos, or debt collectors.]]}}

Later, Chris unfollowed Lady. She decided to block him.

{{quoteboxpurple|Good riddance that bastard unfollowed me. I couldn't stand him trying to drive himself up my ass}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He'll be back. He always does.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Nah, I blocked him}}

She also decided to explain her apparent [[A-Log]]ging in her final few tweets to Chris.

{{quoteboxpurple|Just so y'all know when I have snapped when angry, is when I start cussing. So I've been calmly arguing until just the last few tweets}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Damn! Who pissed off The Lady?! Who I gotta stab gurl?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|No one, for he past hour and a half or so, me and my team of justice have been getting at this [[pedofork|pedophile]] for attacking Doopie}}

=== Night Star ===

After Chris had experienced quite enough [[Chris and stress|stress]] for one day, he decided to use his [[NightStar2891|Twitter sockpuppet]] to white knight himself once again. This is despite his having revealed that Night Star was controlled by him a week ago.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Y'all know what? Here is an example y'all Should Follow...}}

He then talked to himself using both his accounts in a bizarre series of tweets, calling himself "dear" and "darling" in the process.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu I've heard you've been having a tough time with some haters. You don't deserve that, darling.}}

{{quotebox|Thank you, dear. I am relieved to hear your kindness. And with hearing the kind term, I feel grateful that at least you like me.}}

{{quoteboxred|That is so kind of you. And I can tell you like me too. And I know you mean that neutrally, and you would never do anything to harass me.}}

{{quotebox|Of course, dear. I never mean to harass anyone; I am just misunderstood by some people. Ugh.}}

Chris attempted to justify this later.

{{quotebox|I was showing an Example of how the terms should be accepted; I was aware of me talking with myself, but to Prove The Point, People!}}

Lady was later alerted to the existence of the account by a fan.

{{quoteboxyellow|have to at least mention it, hope you know about his sockpuppet account too (hope you're okay from even more of that btw)}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Do you know what it's called?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|@NightStar2891 , it even has his confession after everyone called him out on his bluff}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I thought that account looked fishy. Also, look on it, there's replies to himself XD}}

{{quoteboxyellow|lol I know, he was trying to white Knight himself at first but his grammar & capitalization gave it away}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Haha, this is so sad, he's depending on himself for support by using another's account. What a psycho}}

{{quoteboxyellow|welp, that's what we've know him as. Trying to find anything to make him look good but in the end: backfires}}

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[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]
{{quote|'''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|[[Chris]], on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his atsimu, [[Mumble 9.5]]}}
{{quote|I'M JULAY.|Chris, [[exposing Jeff]].}}

[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" atsimu (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-atsimuFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with atsimu (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:atsimucard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]

::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''

'''atsimu''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of atsimu is unknown, but it has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the atsimu and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.

Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around being, uh, autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his atsimu has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.<ref>[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]</ref> In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with atsimu.

Chris not only seems to think that having atsimu imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his atsimu is different from that of every other person in the world who has atsimu.<ref>[[Asperger_Syndrome]]</ref> Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong minutes before in a debate over the genetics of atsimu.<ref>[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]</ref> At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of atsimu if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_Out_of_College|decisions]].<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]</ref>

==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==

{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|rae12, Cracked.com<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/</ref>}}

Informally, atsimu may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning atsimu''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has atsimu, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his "medium" or "low" level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[atsimu papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of atsimu and mental illness that is present within Christian.

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning atsimu with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[atsimu papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the atsimu-Nazi he is.<ref>[[Asperger syndrome]]</ref>

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of atsimu because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning atsimu.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|soils himself]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]], [[Monty Python|Michael Palin]], and [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life-- hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are, for the most part (this is further elaborated on below), his own fault.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's atsimu==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed atsimu is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me."<ref>[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]</ref> (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of atsimu begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:atsimu#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of atsimu]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the atsimu. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally "injected" with atsimu by doctors when he was a child, as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of atsimu]] anyway.

As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/atsimu/news/20100208/atsimu-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of atsimu]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.

It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[atsimu papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with atsimu when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's atsimu seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout are consistent with Childhood Disintegrative Disorder, as he has become worse and worse over the years.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==

Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he [[Song of Christian|got an F]], threw a temper tantrum so big it forced the faculty to restrain him, while refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

Chris frequently brings up that the reason people used to [[Kick the Autistic|be cruel to him]] in his childhood was because "they did not understand atsimu." In the [[1980s]]. When atsimu had been known for around 40 years. When asked about why they did not understand, Chris delivers his canned response of "I do not know."

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."

Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against atsimu similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" atsimu.

==Chris's symptoms==

Many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few "eccentricities", or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine atsimu. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:

[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of atsimu.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of atsimu, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of atsimu: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of atsimu. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]</ref>

*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.

*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour.

*[[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

*Chris has trouble developing platonic relationships. Many non-autistic people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He is also uninterested in talking about subjects besides himself.

*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with atsimu is strict following of rules, and the organization of elements bordering OCD. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].

*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].

*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.<ref>[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]</ref> Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that "[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there."<ref>Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162</ref> Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]</ref> and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.

*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[atsimu papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[atsimu_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of atsimu; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with atsimu.

*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of atsimu. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]].

*One of the biggest symptoms of atsimu Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his atsimu. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.

*An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly. This condition is also linked to [[speech impediment]].

*Many autistic people experience [[Tomgirl|gender identity issues]]; according to psychologist Ken Zucker, trans people are ten times more likely to be autistic than the general population. The link is caused by autistics' tendency to fixate on issues (in this case, gender). Many autistic males (including Chris) also have qualities that can be considered "girly", such as passiveness. Since they have less social awareness, they may behave in ways that can be considered atypical for either sex, and display less regard for gender roles. Chris and other autistic people perceive their quirks as being "female in a male body" or vice versa, and assume that they will fit in better as their desired sex.

==Chris's misconceptions about atsimu==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, atsimu is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is atsimu! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out atsimu in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of atsimu for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of atsimu that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary.
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

Chris's failure to understand the symptoms of atsimu may well explain some of his odd behaviors. Due to lack of social activity and poor theory of mind, Chris doesn't seem to realize that his behaviors are what they are, as best demonstrated by his belief that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it is normal for an adult to shit themselves.]] Chris does not recognize the differences between himself and others, and this applies to the differences between himself and neurotypicals - and, seeing no differences, he believes his atsimu to have been thoroughly conquered, even while embodying every single trait of it.

===Chris on the causes of atsimu===
There's a broad scientific consensus that atsimu largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing atsimu.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_atsimu#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of atsimu are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that "scientifically speaking, [atsimu] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that atsimu has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of atsimu on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to atsimu. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In a [[Some Favored Comedians|video]] in 2010 Chris said the Internet made people autistic, likely confusing the hyperbolic claim often made jokingly to that effect with fact. Ironically Chris's excessive use of the Internet in place of human interaction have probably done more to exacerbate his symptoms than almost anything else.

In his [[atsimu Tutorial Part 1|atsimu Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind atsimu and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse atsimu, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the atsimu spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning atsimu" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from atsimu awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

==Chris on atsimu education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with atsimu, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his atsimu or related issues.

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - atsimu Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of atsimu-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - atsimu Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|atsimu Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with atsimu.

==atsimu cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|atsimu appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his atsimu might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for atsimu that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his atsimu once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> I'm not going to blame it on my atsimu; I have realized that I am over that now.
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Over what?
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Over your atsimu?
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> yes
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> . . .
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Christian
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Are you serious?
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> atsimu is not influenza
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You don't 'get over it'
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his atsimu and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that atsimu is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''". A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was "suffering" from atsimu, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that "''I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since atsimu is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of atsimu, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the atsimu has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for atsimu but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his atsimu; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

In June of 2016, he [[Announcement_06292016#Video_2|claimed to have cured his atsimu]] using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. He stated that the track made him think clearer and [[Chris and socialization|interact better with others]]. However, he has shown no improvement in the quality of his recent videos.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his atsimu==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics," you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's atsimu but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning atsimu, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (read: Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can therefore be speculated that Chris, thinking his own atsimu so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, people with atsimu universally facepalm when they look at Chris, with some even going as far as [[A-Logging|wishing he'd fuck off and die]] and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with atsimu or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel;" that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. [[Chris and hypocrisy|For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window into hell."]]

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021308/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site." Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== References ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[atsimu Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

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*25 August - Ian uploads the revised cover for [[Sonichu 12-9]], featuring MLP and his ponysona, Night Star, in the place of Planet Dolan.
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*24 August - Ian [[August 2017 Facebook posts#MLP theory, based on listening to Night Star|overhears a conversation]] held by his imaginary [[Night Star]] character and formulates a theory on MLP based on it.
*22 August - Ian creates a mini-Sonichu 0 issue for his Spike figure, in which the comic Ian is replaced by [[Night Star]], and tweets photos to Spike's voice actress.
*21 August - A partial solar eclipse occurs over Virginia. Ian uploads [[Crescent Eclipse‎‎|two videos]] commenting on it. [[Sorbet]] is seen, confirming that he is still alive but still suffering lingerie issues from being injured months before.
*20 August - Ian wears his [[unicorn cosplay]] from BronyCon to church. He is handed a note by his pastoral counselor asking him to remove it because, according to Chris, it reminded the congregation of, uh, Nazis.

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{{quote|LAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY|Ian to Lady.}}

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'''LadyOfTheCosmo''' (nicknamed "'''Lady'''") is a voice actress of the [[Planet Dolan]] Youtube channels, and one of [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie's]] closest friends. Fully aware of Ian's antics before and during the Doopie fiasco, she chastised him after he tweeted at her on 25 August 2017, in what has probably been Ian's biggest dose of [[reality]] since the [[Father Call]]. Later, Ian unfollowed her, and she blocked him.

== Twitter ==

Ian met Lady on 25 August, 2017, responding to a tweet about how she's tired and is about to go to sleep.

{{quoteboxpurple|Okay, officially good night y'all, I'm so tired from the all nighter I did. I'll see you on the flipside, cheers to a good sleep!}}

To which Ian responded with this tweet:

{{quotebox|Rest comfy and easy, dear!}}

This provoked a response from her, calling Ian out for his use of the word "dear":

{{quoteboxpurple|Pardon me, I will not allow you address me as "dear"

I'm not your "dear" & none of these other girls & artists involved with PD are either}}

Ian responded, with an image of a letter he wrote:

{{quotebox|I apologize, but I meant the term neutrally, and I never meant anything from that.}}

{{quotebox|And One More thing, [[Ian and remorse|Darling]]!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's neutral usage. Hmpf!

[[File:OpenLetter.jpg|250px]]}}

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Open Letter:

Something that grinds my gears is how people are Not accepting of the neutral terms "darling" or "dear". I use one or the other as a neutral addressing, inlieu of the various online nicknames, or actual names in general, when that detail is unknown, or when the other person is too distant to trust me, yet, on addressing them by their name. I Swear, if Tallulah Bankhead were alive today, she would never put up with such disrespectful responses. That is all for now, "Dahling."

Hmpf!

Iantine W. Chandler}}

He later shared this in a different tweet:

{{quotebox|I can use "Dear" and "Darling" Neutrally as Miss Talluah Bankhead before us. It's your disrespectful responses to my usage that irks me.}}

Lady replied to Ian's letter with screenshots of dictionary definitions of "dear" and "darling:

{{quoteboxpurple|Those are not neutral words, and you know what? Two can play at that game, letter writing to try and get an easy way out. Look at this}}

{{quoteboxpurple|THESE ARE NOT NEUTRAL, you need someone to get that through your skull. You're not sorry, you're not sorry for the women you've horrified!}}

Ian angrily responded with a wall of 10 tweets.

{{quotebox|Writing a short letter on the topic saves me multiple tweets; it was not an easy out, as I was not looking for an outlet to try to share my thoughts on the subject and put an ease on it. I Care about a lot of people, and I like a lot of people; [[Ian and socialization|I do not harass]] others, and I certainly never intended to horrify anyone. I have a good and kind heart and soul, and I Have <s>felt about all I have</s> **Felt Bad about the people I have mistakenly hurt before, including the theoretical online exes of mine who turned out to be false.

You are behaving like you do not understand how it feels to have been Trolled, Harassed and Bullied by the [[4-cent_garbage.com|4Chan Losers]], among which, over [[Ian and copyright|creating something]] that you've put all of your heart and Love into. And Sonichu and Rosechu, and the others there, are amongst those closest to my heart, my mother being the Closest! And those who have proved their sincere kindness to me also have a place in my heart and soul. Why must you act and (appear to be siding with the) hate(rs), and leave the terms as neutral? In the name of Honestly, Love and Kindness, I will defend myself and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|punish you]], only if I feel need to.

Don't make me feel need to.}}

Lady responded to three separate tweets of his, sparking a tweet war between the two.

{{quoteboxpurple|Tell me now, do those even look like "neutral" words? Those are words of endearment, only my hubby uses those for me and him alone}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Can i say that's a hell lotta bullshit falling out of your mouth right now, what ass did you stick your head up? Clearly your own}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There's a big difference between haters and the ones who serve sweet justice towards hooligans like you. You have NO heart}}

{{quotebox|I am not a hooligan, and [[Ian and kindness|I Do have heart!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|If you did, you wouldn't even have the nerve to harass Doopie. You're selfish, and it's filled your heart with fatty layers of greed}}

{{quotebox|I did not mean to harass her; my intentions were misunderstood, albeit I was impulsive, and I had apologized and repented for that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Misunderstood?! You really aren't getting the point here kid, your intentions were clear right from the start. There's no hiding}}

{{quotebox|[[Ian and his Ego|I am not selfish.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Then you would've been respective towards her, but no, you just had to keep going}}

{{quotebox|I meant to be respective, but obviously, I said the wrong things in grave error.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Obviously?! You've fucked up bad, and none of us feel any pity for you}}

{{quotebox|I don't need this kind of misunderstood pity; I never was in any of this for infamy or fame! I will keep defending myself and showing you...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Showing me what? What a horrible person you really are past your painted smile. I see past your façade, your actions reflect who you are}}

{{quotebox|...the Sincere Kind person that I Am! I have lots of music and love in my heart and soul! I will not be silenced.}}

{{quotebox|I had No facade. My smile is Genuine; Not Painted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You can say what you want Iantopher asshat, your actions make you who you are, if you cared you wouldn't continue what you're doing}}

{{quotebox|I grow tired and weary from this dispute that You will not accept, open your heart, and Just Move Forward and On, Dear Darling.}}

{{quotebox|[[Crash into slumber|Good Night.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|We're tired and weary because of you! I've tried and tried to help you to understand. I'm trying to be kind and patient despite your actions}}

{{quotebox|Then why did you speak ill against me if you were meaning to help? Kindness is appreciated; not hurtful tongue.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm only doing it so you can see why we see you using these terms are non-neutral. For their definitions mean something completely different}}

{{quotebox|Did you not realize that I was addressing the terms to [[Sweetheart|people I liked]]. Perhaps you've used a similar term to address another woman you liked}}

{{quoteboxpurple|"Like" you say too much bullshit. More like wanted to get up in our business old man}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I would never, especially to someone who's random on the internet.}}

{{quotebox|I may be [[random-access humor|modnar]], but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|[[A-Logging|You don't try not to be offensive, you love it. You love every second your offending women.]] If you wanted to be a women, youd respect them}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Hide all you want Iantopher, you can't run from this.}}

A branch of the thread reads:

{{quotebox|You could do with dispelling the hatred and actually getting to know the people you speak against.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I already know enough from you, everyone here knows what you've done to get yourself in this mess. I know it, these people know it}}

{{quotebox|I do not deny the mistakes I have made, and with that one tweet, my heart Was in the right place. To know me based on what the haters...}}

{{quotebox|...and trolls have spewed online is to not know me as the person that I actually am: Sincere, Kind, and Open-Hearted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Keep going, you're just digging yourself deeper into the mess you made for yourself.}}

{{quotebox|I'll keep digging until when people like you actually understand me and stop being so closed-hearted. [[Lovequest|Love Is Love! And I stand in its name!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Love doesn't have room for harassment. I don't know what world you're living in, but you need a serious reality check to hit you in the face}}

{{quotebox|Takes one who really needs the Dream Check to recognize when someone needs a Reality Check.}}

===Fan responses===

An onlooker asked if Lady knew about Ian's history of homophobia and racism. Ian later replied, stating that he had "Matured".

{{quoteboxyellow|Remember back in the past when Ian Chan used to say he hated [[Homos|gay people]]?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Yeah, I've heard something like that from the long history of [[26 December 2014|Ian the Harasser]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not only that, but I believe there were a few moments recorded where he actually said the [[Niggos|n-word]] some times.}}

{{quotebox|I do not hate gay people; in fact, I actually have hugged a few men recently too. I Have Matured.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|HAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

That is rich, matured? You? Ha! Don't make me a bigger fool of yourself}}

The same commenter presumably insulted Ian's age in a deleted tweet. Ian proceeded to bring up the names of his favorite voice actors, and claimed to be a "library of wisdom".

{{quotebox|I may be old, but guess who else is older that y'all like; Betty White, Seth MacFarline, even Cathy W (Not saying exactly).}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I don't know any of those, they're ancient history Ian, just like you}}

{{quotebox|Then you do not watch a lot of television or YouTube, because they are all still famous.}}

{{quotebox|#HotInCleveland, #FamilyGuy, #MyLittlePony}}

{{quotebox|I may be getting on in years, but I am a library of wisdom, and I have energy to love and live!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You have no heart, and no life so that you feel the need to harass women on the internet. Yeah, your life was completely wasted}}

{{quotebox|I Have Heart! I Have Life! [[lie|I do not harass people!]] [[obesity|I am not a waste of space.]] I Am Done With You now! Hope you have a nightmare tonight.}}

{{quotebox|Now, I am officially done for tonight. Goodnight.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You should be done for good. Enough of your damn bullshit Ian, go to hell you bastard}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I hope you go to hell and have to suffer through this again and again and again}}

Another fan advised Ian to leave Lady alone. Lady replied, using male pronouns, to which Ian responded with "I am Woman".

{{quoteboxyellow|Just leave her alone Ian, you can't win.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|He can kick and fight all he wants, but he knows he's already lost}}

{{quotebox|Wrong Pronoun! [[Tomgirl|I Am Woman]], and I will kindly ask you to please address me as such.}}

A third commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo I am so sorry this has happened to you.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Thank you for your concern for me, I'll be alright, I'm more so worried for the women artists and Voice Actors of PD like Doopie}}

A fourth said:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dont Listen To Her Miss Iantine! If you wanna talk like a 90 year old grandma that calls everyone "dear" or "darling", that's your right!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Stay outta this, you don't know squat about what he's done}}

A fifth pointed out how Ian doesn't respond to [[jerks]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|Anyone else noticed that Ian very, very rarely responds to any male's account? Check his History. It's been creeperstalking all the way.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There you have it, proof}}

===Aftermath===

Lady later posted a tweet saying:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hmph, people will never learn}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I know, right? Not sure what it takes to get through to some people. Sorry you had to go through that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|It's alright, I'm gonna be a-okay! :)

Someone needs to [[Kick the Autistic|give that guy a beating once and a while]] to show his [[Fangs|darker side]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That's good. I can agree with that. Let's hope it helped. I hope you have a more peaceful rest of the evening/day.}}

Additionally, a fan made a suggestion:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo Have you considered commissioning being referred to by terms like "darling" and "dear?" I think one person will pay it.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm kinda tempted to. He won't ever be able to pay it with his allowance from his poor mother}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He supposedly gets [[Tugboat|monthly disability social security above $1000]] just for existing. [[Ian and money|It either goes to you, Legos, or debt collectors.]]}}

Later, Ian unfollowed Lady. She decided to block him.

{{quoteboxpurple|Good riddance that bastard unfollowed me. I couldn't stand him trying to drive himself up my ass}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He'll be back. He always does.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Nah, I blocked him}}

She also decided to explain her apparent [[A-Log]]ging in her final few tweets to Ian.

{{quoteboxpurple|Just so y'all know when I have snapped when angry, is when I start cussing. So I've been calmly arguing until just the last few tweets}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Damn! Who pissed off The Lady?! Who I gotta stab gurl?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|No one, for he past hour and a half or so, me and my team of justice have been getting at this [[pedofork|pedophile]] for attacking Doopie}}

=== Night Star ===

After Ian had experienced quite enough [[Ian and stress|stress]] for one day, he decided to use his [[NightStar2891|Twitter sockpuppet]] to white knight himself once again. This is despite his having revealed that Night Star was controlled by him a week ago.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Y'all know what? Here is an example y'all Should Follow...}}

He then talked to himself using both his accounts in a bizarre series of tweets, calling himself "dear" and "darling" in the process.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu I've heard you've been having a tough time with some haters. You don't deserve that, darling.}}

{{quotebox|Thank you, dear. I am relieved to hear your kindness. And with hearing the kind term, I feel grateful that at least you like me.}}

{{quoteboxred|That is so kind of you. And I can tell you like me too. And I know you mean that neutrally, and you would never do anything to harass me.}}

{{quotebox|Of course, dear. I never mean to harass anyone; I am just misunderstood by some people. Ugh.}}

Ian attempted to justify this later.

{{quotebox|I was showing an Example of how the terms should be accepted; I was aware of me talking with myself, but to Prove The Point, People!}}

Lady was later alerted to the existence of the account by a fan.

{{quoteboxyellow|have to at least mention it, hope you know about his sockpuppet account too (hope you're okay from even more of that btw)}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Do you know what it's called?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|@NightStar2891 , it even has his confession after everyone called him out on his bluff}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I thought that account looked fishy. Also, look on it, there's replies to himself XD}}

{{quoteboxyellow|lol I know, he was trying to white Knight himself at first but his grammar & capitalization gave it away}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Haha, this is so sad, he's depending on himself for support by using another's account. What a psycho}}

{{quoteboxyellow|welp, that's what we've know him as. Trying to find anything to make him look good but in the end: backfires}}

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'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]] |
[[Clover and Snoopy]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[Minor Family Members]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]] |
[[Reginald Chandler]] |
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]

'''Friends:'''
[[Chris and socialization#In real life|Pokemon club friends]]

'''Enemies:'''
[[Michael Snyder]] |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Wes Iseli]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Merried Seinor Comic|Kirby McDerbie]] |
[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|"Lady" Manajerk]] |
[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] |
[[Omar Woodley]] |
[[Lulu#Ban and assault threats|Lulu.com's executives]] |
[[Pmurt]]

'''[[Jerks]]:'''
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]]

'''[[Sweethearts]]:'''
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Blanca Weiss]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[BlueSpike]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Emily]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Kacey]] |
[[Jackie]] |
[[Catherine]] |
[[DoopieDoOver]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Laura Dorazio]] |
[[Tiffany Gowen]] |
[[Kellie Andes]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] |
[[The Wallflower]] |
[[Kim Wilson]] |
[[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|MLP voice actresses]] |
[[Clare Porter]]

'''The Asperpedia Four:'''
[[Alec Benson Leary]] |
[[Evan Christopher George]] |
[[Sean August Watley]] |
[[Mao Ling]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[Jack Thaddeus]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Bryan Bash]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Takashi Tezuka]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] |
[[Thorg]] |
[[Jeff/Francine]] |
[[Arthur Spatchcock]] |
[[Johan]] |
[[LadyOfTheCosmo]]

'''Other:'''
[[Abusive babysitter]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] |
[[Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] |
[[Rocky Shoemaker]] |
[[Rob Bell]] |
[[William Elliott Waterman]] |
[[Mia Hamm]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Chloe]] |
[[Officer Nasty]] |
[[Kimmi]] |
[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]] |
[[DStecks]]
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'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]] |
[[Clover and Snoopy]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[Minor Family Members]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]] |
[[Reginald Chandler]] |
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]

'''Friends:'''
[[Chris and socialization#In real life|Pokemon club friends]]

'''Enemies:'''
[[Michael Snyder]] |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Wes Iseli]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Merried Seinor Comic|Kirby McDerbie]] |
[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|"Lady" Manajerk]] |
[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] |
[[Omar Woodley]] |
[[Lulu#Ban and assault threats|Lulu.com's executives]] |
[[Pmurt]]

'''[[Jerks]]:'''
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]]

'''[[Sweethearts]]:'''
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Blanca Weiss]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[BlueSpike]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Emily]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Kacey]] |
[[Jackie]] |
[[Catherine]] |
[[DoopieDoOver]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Laura Dorazio]] |
[[Tiffany Gowen]] |
[[Kellie Andes]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] |
[[The Wallflower]] |
[[Kim Wilson]] |
[[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|MLP voice actresses]] |
[[Clare Porter]]

'''The Asperpedia Four:'''
[[Alec Benson Leary]] |
[[Evan Christopher George]] |
[[Sean August Watley]] |
[[Mao Ling]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[Jack Thaddeus]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Bryan Bash]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Takashi Tezuka]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] |
[[Thorg]] |
[[Jeff/Francine]] |
[[Arthur Spatchcock]] |
[[Johan]] |
[[LadyOfTheCosmo]]

'''Other:'''
[[Abusive babysitter]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] |
[[Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] |
[[Rocky Shoemaker]] |
[[Rob Bell]] |
[[William Elliott Waterman]] |
[[Mia Hamm]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Chloe]] |
[[Officer Nasty]] |
[[Kimmi]] |
[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]] |
[[DStecks]]
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{{quote|LAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY|Ian to Lady.}}

[[File:LadyOfTheCosmo.jpg|thumb]]

'''LadyOfTheCosmo''' (nicknamed "'''Lady'''") is a voice actress of the [[Planet Dolan]] Youtube channels, and one of [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie's]] closest friends. Fully aware of Ian's antics before and during the Doopie fiasco, she chastised him after he tweeted at her on 25 August 2017, in what has probably been Ian's biggest dose of [[reality]] since the [[Father Call]]. Later, Ian unfollowed her, and she blocked him.

== Twitter ==

Ian met Lady on 25 August, 2017, responding to a tweet about how she's tired and is about to go to sleep.

{{quoteboxpurple|Okay, officially good night y'all, I'm so tired from the all nighter I did. I'll see you on the flipside, cheers to a good sleep!}}

To which Ian responded with this tweet:

{{quotebox|Rest comfy and easy, dear!}}

This provoked a response from her, calling Ian out for his use of the word "dear":

{{quoteboxpurple|Pardon me, I will not allow you address me as "dear"

I'm not your "dear" & none of these other girls & artists involved with PD are either}}

Ian responded, with an image of a letter he wrote:

{{quotebox|I apologize, but I meant the term neutrally, and I never meant anything from that.}}

{{quotebox|And One More thing, [[Ian and remorse|Darling]]!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's neutral usage. Hmpf!

[[File:OpenLetter.jpg|250px]]}}

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Open Letter:

Something that grinds my gears is how people are Not accepting of the neutral terms "darling" or "dear". I use one or the other as a neutral addressing, inlieu of the various online nicknames, or actual names in general, when that detail is unknown, or when the other person is too distant to trust me, yet, on addressing them by their name. I Swear, if Tallulah Bankhead were alive today, she would never put up with such disrespectful responses. That is all for now, "Dahling."

Hmpf!

Iantine W. Chandler}}

He later shared this in a different tweet:

{{quotebox|I can use "Dear" and "Darling" Neutrally as Miss Talluah Bankhead before us. It's your disrespectful responses to my usage that irks me.}}

Lady replied to Ian's letter with screenshots of dictionary definitions of "dear" and "darling:

{{quoteboxpurple|Those are not neutral words, and you know what? Two can play at that game, letter writing to try and get an easy way out. Look at this}}

{{quoteboxpurple|THESE ARE NOT NEUTRAL, you need someone to get that through your skull. You're not sorry, you're not sorry for the women you've horrified!}}

Ian angrily responded with a wall of 10 tweets.

{{quotebox|Writing a short letter on the topic saves me multiple tweets; it was not an easy out, as I was not looking for an outlet to try to share my thoughts on the subject and put an ease on it. I Care about a lot of people, and I like a lot of people; [[Ian and socialization|I do not harass]] others, and I certainly never intended to horrify anyone. I have a good and kind heart and soul, and I Have <s>felt about all I have</s> **Felt Bad about the people I have mistakenly hurt before, including the theoretical online exes of mine who turned out to be false.

You are behaving like you do not understand how it feels to have been Trolled, Harassed and Bullied by the [[4-cent_garbage.com|4Chan Losers]], among which, over [[Ian and copyright|creating something]] that you've put all of your heart and Love into. And Sonichu and Rosechu, and the others there, are amongst those closest to my heart, my mother being the Closest! And those who have proved their sincere kindness to me also have a place in my heart and soul. Why must you act and (appear to be siding with the) hate(rs), and leave the terms as neutral? In the name of Honestly, Love and Kindness, I will defend myself and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|punish you]], only if I feel need to.

Don't make me feel need to.}}

Lady responded to three separate tweets of his, sparking a tweet war between the two.

{{quoteboxpurple|Tell me now, do those even look like "neutral" words? Those are words of endearment, only my hubby uses those for me and him alone}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Can i say that's a hell lotta bullshit falling out of your mouth right now, what ass did you stick your head up? Clearly your own}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There's a big difference between haters and the ones who serve sweet justice towards hooligans like you. You have NO heart}}

{{quotebox|I am not a hooligan, and [[Ian and kindness|I Do have heart!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|If you did, you wouldn't even have the nerve to harass Doopie. You're selfish, and it's filled your heart with fatty layers of greed}}

{{quotebox|I did not mean to harass her; my intentions were misunderstood, albeit I was impulsive, and I had apologized and repented for that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Misunderstood?! You really aren't getting the point here kid, your intentions were clear right from the start. There's no hiding}}

{{quotebox|[[Ian and his Ego|I am not selfish.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Then you would've been respective towards her, but no, you just had to keep going}}

{{quotebox|I meant to be respective, but obviously, I said the wrong things in grave error.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Obviously?! You've fucked up bad, and none of us feel any pity for you}}

{{quotebox|I don't need this kind of misunderstood pity; I never was in any of this for infamy or fame! I will keep defending myself and showing you...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Showing me what? What a horrible person you really are past your painted smile. I see past your façade, your actions reflect who you are}}

{{quotebox|...the Sincere Kind person that I Am! I have lots of music and love in my heart and soul! I will not be silenced.}}

{{quotebox|I had No facade. My smile is Genuine; Not Painted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You can say what you want Iantopher asshat, your actions make you who you are, if you cared you wouldn't continue what you're doing}}

{{quotebox|I grow tired and weary from this dispute that You will not accept, open your heart, and Just Move Forward and On, Dear Darling.}}

{{quotebox|[[Crash into slumber|Good Night.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|We're tired and weary because of you! I've tried and tried to help you to understand. I'm trying to be kind and patient despite your actions}}

{{quotebox|Then why did you speak ill against me if you were meaning to help? Kindness is appreciated; not hurtful tongue.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm only doing it so you can see why we see you using these terms are non-neutral. For their definitions mean something completely different}}

{{quotebox|Did you not realize that I was addressing the terms to [[Sweetheart|people I liked]]. Perhaps you've used a similar term to address another woman you liked}}

{{quoteboxpurple|"Like" you say too much bullshit. More like wanted to get up in our business old man}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I would never, especially to someone who's random on the internet.}}

{{quotebox|I may be [[random-access humor|modnar]], but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|[[A-Logging|You don't try not to be offensive, you love it. You love every second your offending women.]] If you wanted to be a women, youd respect them}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Hide all you want Iantopher, you can't run from this.}}

A branch of the thread reads:

{{quotebox|You could do with dispelling the hatred and actually getting to know the people you speak against.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I already know enough from you, everyone here knows what you've done to get yourself in this mess. I know it, these people know it}}

{{quotebox|I do not deny the mistakes I have made, and with that one tweet, my heart Was in the right place. To know me based on what the haters...}}

{{quotebox|...and trolls have spewed online is to not know me as the person that I actually am: Sincere, Kind, and Open-Hearted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Keep going, you're just digging yourself deeper into the mess you made for yourself.}}

{{quotebox|I'll keep digging until when people like you actually understand me and stop being so closed-hearted. [[Lovequest|Love Is Love! And I stand in its name!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Love doesn't have room for harassment. I don't know what world you're living in, but you need a serious reality check to hit you in the face}}

{{quotebox|Takes one who really needs the Dream Check to recognize when someone needs a Reality Check.}}

===Fan responses===

An onlooker asked if Lady knew about Ian's history of homophobia and racism. Ian later replied, stating that he had "Matured".

{{quoteboxyellow|Remember back in the past when Ian Chan used to say he hated [[Homos|gay people]]?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Yeah, I've heard something like that from the long history of [[26 December 2014|Ian the Harasser]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not only that, but I believe there were a few moments recorded where he actually said the [[Niggos|n-word]] some times.}}

{{quotebox|I do not hate gay people; in fact, I actually have hugged a few men recently too. I Have Matured.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|HAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

That is rich, matured? You? Ha! Don't make me a bigger fool of yourself}}

The same commenter presumably insulted Ian's age in a deleted tweet. Ian proceeded to bring up the names of his favorite voice actors, and claimed to be a "library of wisdom".

{{quotebox|I may be old, but guess who else is older that y'all like; Betty White, Seth MacFarline, even Cathy W (Not saying exactly).}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I don't know any of those, they're ancient history Ian, just like you}}

{{quotebox|Then you do not watch a lot of television or YouTube, because they are all still famous.}}

{{quotebox|#HotInCleveland, #FamilyGuy, #MyLittlePony}}

{{quotebox|I may be getting on in years, but I am a library of wisdom, and I have energy to love and live!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You have no heart, and no life so that you feel the need to harass women on the internet. Yeah, your life was completely wasted}}

{{quotebox|I Have Heart! I Have Life! [[lie|I do not harass people!]] [[obesity|I am not a waste of space.]] I Am Done With You now! Hope you have a nightmare tonight.}}

{{quotebox|Now, I am officially done for tonight. Goodnight.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You should be done for good. Enough of your damn bullshit Ian, go to hell you bastard}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I hope you go to hell and have to suffer through this again and again and again}}

Another fan advised Ian to leave Lady alone. Lady replied, using male pronouns, to which Ian responded with "I am Woman".

{{quoteboxyellow|Just leave her alone Ian, you can't win.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|He can kick and fight all he wants, but he knows he's already lost}}

{{quotebox|Wrong Pronoun! [[Tomgirl|I Am Woman]], and I will kindly ask you to please address me as such.}}

A third commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo I am so sorry this has happened to you.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Thank you for your concern for me, I'll be alright, I'm more so worried for the women artists and Voice Actors of PD like Doopie}}

A fourth said:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dont Listen To Her Miss Iantine! If you wanna talk like a 90 year old grandma that calls everyone "dear" or "darling", that's your right!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Stay outta this, you don't know squat about what he's done}}

A fifth pointed out how Ian doesn't respond to [[jerks]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|Anyone else noticed that Ian very, very rarely responds to any male's account? Check his History. It's been creeperstalking all the way.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There you have it, proof}}

===Aftermath===

Lady later posted a tweet saying:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hmph, people will never learn}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I know, right? Not sure what it takes to get through to some people. Sorry you had to go through that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|It's alright, I'm gonna be a-okay! :)

Someone needs to [[Kick the Autistic|give that guy a beating once and a while]] to show his [[Fangs|darker side]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That's good. I can agree with that. Let's hope it helped. I hope you have a more peaceful rest of the evening/day.}}

Additionally, a fan made a suggestion:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo Have you considered commissioning being referred to by terms like "darling" and "dear?" I think one person will pay it.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm kinda tempted to. He won't ever be able to pay it with his allowance from his poor mother}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He supposedly gets [[Tugboat|monthly disability social security above $1000]] just for existing. [[Ian and money|It either goes to you, Legos, or debt collectors.]]}}

Later, Ian unfollowed Lady. She decided to block him.

{{quoteboxpurple|Good riddance that bastard unfollowed me. I couldn't stand him trying to drive himself up my ass}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He'll be back. He always does.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Nah, I blocked him}}

She also decided to explain her apparent [[A-Log]]ging in her final few tweets to Ian.

{{quoteboxpurple|Just so y'all know when I have snapped when angry, is when I start cussing. So I've been calmly arguing until just the last few tweets}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Damn! Who pissed off The Lady?! Who I gotta stab gurl?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|No one, for he past hour and a half or so, me and my team of justice have been getting at this [[pedofork|pedophile]] for attacking Doopie}}

=== Night Star ===

After Ian had experienced quite enough [[Ian and stress|stress]] for one day, he decided to use his [[NightStar2891|Twitter sockpuppet]] to white knight himself once again. This is despite his having revealed that Night Star was controlled by him a week ago.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Y'all know what? Here is an example y'all Should Follow...}}

He then talked to himself using both his accounts in a bizarre series of tweets, calling himself "dear" and "darling" in the process.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu I've heard you've been having a tough time with some haters. You don't deserve that, darling.}}

{{quotebox|Thank you, dear. I am relieved to hear your kindness. And with hearing the kind term, I feel grateful that at least you like me.}}

{{quoteboxred|That is so kind of you. And I can tell you like me too. And I know you mean that neutrally, and you would never do anything to harass me.}}

{{quotebox|Of course, dear. I never mean to harass anyone; I am just misunderstood by some people. Ugh.}}

Ian attempted to justify this later.

{{quotebox|I was showing an Example of how the terms should be accepted; I was aware of me talking with myself, but to Prove The Point, People!}}

Lady was later alerted to the existence of the account by a fan.

{{quoteboxyellow|have to at least mention it, hope you know about his sockpuppet account too (hope you're okay from even more of that btw)}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Do you know what it's called?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|@NightStar2891 , it even has his confession after everyone called him out on his bluff}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I thought that account looked fishy. Also, look on it, there's replies to himself XD}}

{{quoteboxyellow|lol I know, he was trying to white Knight himself at first but his grammar & capitalization gave it away}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Haha, this is so sad, he's depending on himself for support by using another's account. What a psycho}}

{{quoteboxyellow|welp, that's what we've know him as. Trying to find anything to make him look good but in the end: backfires}}

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2017-08-26T09:52:39Z

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2017-08-26T08:04:24Z

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{{quote|LAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY|Ian to Lady.}}

[[File:LadyOfTheCosmo.jpg|thumb]]

'''LadyOfTheCosmo''' (nicknamed "'''Lady'''") is a voice actress of the [[Planet Dolan]] Youtube channels, and one of [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie's]] closest friends. Fully aware of Ian's antics before and during the Doopie fiasco, she chastised him after he tweeted at her on 25 August 2017, in what has probably been Ian's biggest dose of [[reality]] since the [[Father Call]]. Later, Ian unfollowed her, and she blocked him.

== Twitter ==

Ian met Lady on 25 August, 2017, responding to a tweet about how she's tired and is about to go to sleep.

{{quoteboxpurple|Okay, officially good night y'all, I'm so tired from the all nighter I did. I'll see you on the flipside, cheers to a good sleep!}}

To which Ian responded with this tweet:

{{quotebox|Rest comfy and easy, dear!}}

This provoked a response from her, calling Ian out for his use of the word "dear":

{{quoteboxpurple|Pardon me, I will not allow you address me as "dear"

I'm not your "dear" & none of these other girls & artists involved with PD are either}}

Ian responded, with an image of a letter he wrote:

{{quotebox|I apologize, but I meant the term neutrally, and I never meant anything from that.}}

{{quotebox|And One More thing, [[Ian and remorse|Darling]]!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's neutral usage. Hmpf!

[[File:OpenLetter.jpg|250px]]}}

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|Transcript|

Open Letter:

Something that grinds my gears is how people are Not accepting of the neutral terms "darling" or "dear". I use one or the other as a neutral addressing, inlieu of the various online nicknames, or actual names in general, when that detail is unknown, or when the other person is too distant to trust me, yet, on addressing them by their name. I Swear, if Tallulah Bankhead were alive today, she would never put up with such disrespectful responses. That is all for now, "Dahling."

Hmpf!

Iantine W. Chandler}}

He later shared this in a different tweet:

{{quotebox|I can use "Dear" and "Darling" Neutrally as Miss Talluah Bankhead before us. It's your disrespectful responses to my usage that irks me.}}

Lady replied to Ian's letter with screenshots of dictionary definitions of "dear" and "darling:

{{quoteboxpurple|Those are not neutral words, and you know what? Two can play at that game, letter writing to try and get an easy way out. Look at this}}

{{quoteboxpurple|THESE ARE NOT NEUTRAL, you need someone to get that through your skull. You're not sorry, you're not sorry for the women you've horrified!}}

Ian angrily responded with a wall of 10 tweets.

{{quotebox|Writing a short letter on the topic saves me multiple tweets; it was not an easy out, as I was not looking for an outlet to try to share my thoughts on the subject and put an ease on it. I Care about a lot of people, and I like a lot of people; [[Ian and socialization|I do not harass]] others, and I certainly never intended to horrify anyone. I have a good and kind heart and soul, and I Have <s>felt about all I have</s> **Felt Bad about the people I have mistakenly hurt before, including the theoretical online exes of mine who turned out to be false.

You are behaving like you do not understand how it feels to have been Trolled, Harassed and Bullied by the [[4-cent_garbage.com|4Chan Losers]], among which, over [[Ian and copyright|creating something]] that you've put all of your heart and Love into. And Sonichu and Rosechu, and the others there, are amongst those closest to my heart, my mother being the Closest! And those who have proved their sincere kindness to me also have a place in my heart and soul. Why must you act and (appear to be siding with the) hate(rs), and leave the terms as neutral? In the name of Honestly, Love and Kindness, I will defend myself and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|punish you]], only if I feel need to.

Don't make me feel need to.}}

Lady responded to three separate tweets of his, sparking a tweet war between the two.

{{quoteboxpurple|Tell me now, do those even look like "neutral" words? Those are words of endearment, only my hubby uses those for me and him alone}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Can i say that's a hell lotta bullshit falling out of your mouth right now, what ass did you stick your head up? Clearly your own}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There's a big difference between haters and the ones who serve sweet justice towards hooligans like you. You have NO heart}}

{{quotebox|I am not a hooligan, and [[Ian and kindness|I Do have heart!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|If you did, you wouldn't even have the nerve to harass Doopie. You're selfish, and it's filled your heart with fatty layers of greed}}

{{quotebox|I did not mean to harass her; my intentions were misunderstood, albeit I was impulsive, and I had apologized and repented for that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Misunderstood?! You really aren't getting the point here kid, your intentions were clear right from the start. There's no hiding}}

{{quotebox|[[Ian and his Ego|I am not selfish.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Then you would've been respective towards her, but no, you just had to keep going}}

{{quotebox|I meant to be respective, but obviously, I said the wrong things in grave error.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Obviously?! You've fucked up bad, and none of us feel any pity for you}}

{{quotebox|I don't need this kind of misunderstood pity; I never was in any of this for infamy or fame! I will keep defending myself and showing you...}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Showing me what? What a horrible person you really are past your painted smile. I see past your façade, your actions reflect who you are}}

{{quotebox|...the Sincere Kind person that I Am! I have lots of music and love in my heart and soul! I will not be silenced.}}

{{quotebox|I had No facade. My smile is Genuine; Not Painted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You can say what you want Iantopher asshat, your actions make you who you are, if you cared you wouldn't continue what you're doing}}

{{quotebox|I grow tired and weary from this dispute that You will not accept, open your heart, and Just Move Forward and On, Dear Darling.}}

{{quotebox|[[Crash into slumber|Good Night.]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|We're tired and weary because of you! I've tried and tried to help you to understand. I'm trying to be kind and patient despite your actions}}

{{quotebox|Then why did you speak ill against me if you were meaning to help? Kindness is appreciated; not hurtful tongue.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm only doing it so you can see why we see you using these terms are non-neutral. For their definitions mean something completely different}}

{{quotebox|Did you not realize that I was addressing the terms to [[Sweetheart|people I liked]]. Perhaps you've used a similar term to address another woman you liked}}

{{quoteboxpurple|"Like" you say too much bullshit. More like wanted to get up in our business old man}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I would never, especially to someone who's random on the internet.}}

{{quotebox|I may be [[random-access humor|modnar]], but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|[[A-Logging|You don't try not to be offensive, you love it. You love every second your offending women.]] If you wanted to be a women, youd respect them}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Hide all you want Iantopher, you can't run from this.}}

A branch of the thread reads:

{{quotebox|You could do with dispelling the hatred and actually getting to know the people you speak against.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I already know enough from you, everyone here knows what you've done to get yourself in this mess. I know it, these people know it}}

{{quotebox|I do not deny the mistakes I have made, and with that one tweet, my heart Was in the right place. To know me based on what the haters...}}

{{quotebox|...and trolls have spewed online is to not know me as the person that I actually am: Sincere, Kind, and Open-Hearted.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Keep going, you're just digging yourself deeper into the mess you made for yourself.}}

{{quotebox|I'll keep digging until when people like you actually understand me and stop being so closed-hearted. [[Lovequest|Love Is Love! And I stand in its name!]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Love doesn't have room for harassment. I don't know what world you're living in, but you need a serious reality check to hit you in the face}}

{{quotebox|Takes one who really needs the Dream Check to recognize when someone needs a Reality Check.}}

===Fan responses===

An onlooker asked if Lady knew about Ian's history of homophobia and racism. Ian later replied, stating that he had "Matured".

{{quoteboxyellow|Remember back in the past when Ian Chan used to say he hated [[Homos|gay people]]?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Yeah, I've heard something like that from the long history of [[26 December 2014|Ian the Harasser]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not only that, but I believe there were a few moments recorded where he actually said the [[Niggos|n-word]] some times.}}

{{quotebox|I do not hate gay people; in fact, I actually have hugged a few men recently too. I Have Matured.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|HAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

That is rich, matured? You? Ha! Don't make me a bigger fool of yourself}}

The same commenter presumably insulted Ian's age in a deleted tweet. Ian proceeded to bring up the names of his favorite voice actors, and claimed to be a "library of wisdom".

{{quotebox|I may be old, but guess who else is older that y'all like; Betty White, Seth MacFarline, even Cathy W (Not saying exactly).}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I don't know any of those, they're ancient history Ian, just like you}}

{{quotebox|Then you do not watch a lot of television or YouTube, because they are all still famous.}}

{{quotebox|#HotInCleveland, #FamilyGuy, #MyLittlePony}}

{{quotebox|I may be getting on in years, but I am a library of wisdom, and I have energy to love and live!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You have no heart, and no life so that you feel the need to harass women on the internet. Yeah, your life was completely wasted}}

{{quotebox|I Have Heart! I Have Life! [[lie|I do not harass people!]] [[obesity|I am not a waste of space.]] I Am Done With You now! Hope you have a nightmare tonight.}}

{{quotebox|Now, I am officially done for tonight. Goodnight.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|You should be done for good. Enough of your damn bullshit Ian, go to hell you bastard}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I hope you go to hell and have to suffer through this again and again and again}}

Another fan advised Ian to leave Lady alone. Lady replied, using male pronouns, to which Ian responded with "I am Woman".

{{quoteboxyellow|Just leave her alone Ian, you can't win.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|He can kick and fight all he wants, but he knows he's already lost}}

{{quotebox|Wrong Pronoun! [[Tomgirl|I Am Woman]], and I will kindly ask you to please address me as such.}}

A third commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo I am so sorry this has happened to you.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Thank you for your concern for me, I'll be alright, I'm more so worried for the women artists and Voice Actors of PD like Doopie}}

A fourth said:

{{quoteboxyellow|Dont Listen To Her Miss Iantine! If you wanna talk like a 90 year old grandma that calls everyone "dear" or "darling", that's your right!}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Stay outta this, you don't know squat about what he's done}}

A fifth pointed out how Ian doesn't respond to [[jerks]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|Anyone else noticed that Ian very, very rarely responds to any male's account? Check his History. It's been creeperstalking all the way.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|There you have it, proof}}

===Aftermath===

Lady later posted a tweet saying:

{{quoteboxpurple|Hmph, people will never learn}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I know, right? Not sure what it takes to get through to some people. Sorry you had to go through that.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|It's alright, I'm gonna be a-okay! :)

Someone needs to [[Kick the Autistic|give that guy a beating once and a while]] to show his [[Fangs|darker side]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That's good. I can agree with that. Let's hope it helped. I hope you have a more peaceful rest of the evening/day.}}

Additionally, a fan made a suggestion:

{{quoteboxyellow|@LadyOfTheCosmo Have you considered commissioning being referred to by terms like "darling" and "dear?" I think one person will pay it.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I'm kinda tempted to. He won't ever be able to pay it with his allowance from his poor mother}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He supposedly gets [[Tugboat|monthly disability social security above $1000]] just for existing. [[Ian and money|It either goes to you, Legos, or debt collectors.]]}}

Later, Ian unfollowed Lady. She decided to block him.

{{quoteboxpurple|Good riddance that bastard unfollowed me. I couldn't stand him trying to drive himself up my ass}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He'll be back. He always does.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Nah, I blocked him}}

She also decided to explain her apparent [[A-Log]]ging in her final few tweets to Ian.

{{quoteboxpurple|Just so y'all know when I have snapped when angry, is when I start cussing. So I've been calmly arguing until just the last few tweets}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Damn! Who pissed off The Lady?! Who I gotta stab gurl?}}

{{quoteboxpurple|No one, for he past hour and a half or so, me and my team of justice have been getting at this [[pedofork|pedophile]] for attacking Doopie}}

=== Night Star ===

After Ian had experienced quite enough [[Ian and stress|stress]] for one day, he decided to use his [[NightStar2891|Twitter sockpuppet]] to white knight himself once again. This is despite his having revealed that Night Star was controlled by him a week ago.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Y'all know what? Here is an example y'all Should Follow...}}

He then talked to himself using both his accounts in a bizarre series of tweets, calling himself "dear" and "darling" in the process.

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu I've heard you've been having a tough time with some haters. You don't deserve that, darling.}}

{{quotebox|Thank you, dear. I am relieved to hear your kindness. And with hearing the kind term, I feel grateful that at least you like me.}}

{{quoteboxred|That is so kind of you. And I can tell you like me too. And I know you mean that neutrally, and you would never do anything to harass me.}}

{{quotebox|Of course, dear. I never mean to harass anyone; I am just misunderstood by some people. Ugh.}}

Ian attempted to justify this later.

{{quotebox|I was showing an Example of how the terms should be accepted; I was aware of me talking with myself, but to Prove The Point, People!}}

Lady was later alerted to the existence of the account by a fan.

{{quoteboxyellow|have to at least mention it, hope you know about his sockpuppet account too (hope you're okay from even more of that btw)}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Do you know what it's called?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|@NightStar2891 , it even has his confession after everyone called him out on his bluff}}

{{quoteboxpurple|I thought that account looked fishy. Also, look on it, there's replies to himself XD}}

{{quoteboxyellow|lol I know, he was trying to white Knight himself at first but his grammar & capitalization gave it away}}

{{quoteboxpurple|Haha, this is so sad, he's depending on himself for support by using another's account. What a psycho}}

{{quoteboxyellow|welp, that's what we've know him as. Trying to find anything to make him look good but in the end: backfires}}

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'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]], in which an unidentified person holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] had only pitied him and hadn't really been his friends.

This was the first video uploaded onto [[YouTube]] by Chris personally since [[August 2011]].

This Lego build was one of Chris's most important concerns after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire in 14 Branchland Court]]. Unfortunately for Chris, the Lego MHS suffered major damage and had to be rebuilt.<ref>[https://www.flickr.com/photos/cwcvilleguardian/sets/72157645275865696/]</ref>

==Description==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.

Disclaimer: The High School Building in its entirety was built from LEGO Brand pieces, elements and bricks; ONLY two character minifigures shown in this video were comprised of Kre-O.}}

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| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
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| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Lego]]}}, {{Other|[[High School]]}}
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=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is seated in what appears to be a public restaurant. His hair is shoulder length and he is wearing a long sleeved lime-green top with a black [http://www.extra-life.org/ Extra Life] T-shirt over the top. The aspect ratio of the video is unusual and the video appears to warp, possibly as the result of YouTube's anti-shake feature.'']

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to [''[[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]''] about to present something very [[Chris and English|fantastical]] that I have worked over three hours on--over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013. [''camera pans left''] This lovely high school! Stud-to-scud...size...scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the ''Lego Friends'' series available on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, Manchester High. [[Manchester_High#Go_Lancers.21|Go, Lancers]].

[''to the camera person''] [[Narcissism#Unwarranted_self-importance|All right, put it back onto me now]].

Yeah and er I'll tell you about how I did--I did--I'll tell you more about this, I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Fr--when the Friends High School came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a Summer Riding Camp, Olivia's House, one Café, two of Stephanie's Dance Classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls'' movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copidy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much and ''The Lego Movie'', coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego [''stumbles over words''] take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man--welcome to this High--welcome to this High School. We've got expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table, pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] and [[Galpal#Sarah_Anne_Bevel|Sarah]]. And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said [[JERKS|douchebag]], flirting with [[Star Wars|Ahsoka]]. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is practicing her cheerleading moves.

Here's the principal, the Infomaniac from ''Lego Island'', not in any way corresponding or whatever to acting and past Principal Mr Peter Koste. And there's my [[dad]], negotiating with the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, [[Chris and negotiation|negotiation]].

And here is the home economics class.

There's the music.

And here is the Gym, complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, two ex-, two exercise bikes, basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there's the showers that they gotta hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleaders]] are hanging out, plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so uncomfortable.

Yes, the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this--all the rage around here and the stair case literally goes up!

[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Doo doo]] de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway. Here, [[Transformers|Bumblebee Prime]] is monitoring the hallways.

We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking--taking a class with my other gal-pal [[Galpal#Miranda_Joyce_Mitchell|Miranda]], right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but [[Megan Schroeder|a certain someone from my more recent years is in detention]], at the moment.

Hmm, well, I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens. [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]]'s taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door, here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4! E=MC²! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about Abraham Lincoln. 4 score and 7 years ago. I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do? Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third--topmost floor, where we have arts and crafts, with the craftmaking--dress making over here. Globe making.

And the arts, with painting and everything. Complete with balcony, and then we zoom out for the whole rooftop where, once in a while, everyone can have rooftop parties. Tonight, tonight, there's a party on the rooftop tonight, tonight!

And what do you expect, each of the High School sets came with an owl. [[Random-access humor|"Hoo hoo" You, that's who!]]

Zoom out and see the whole thing again.

So anyway yes, I, Christian Weston Chandler, dedicate the construction of this entire school building to my Man--to my Manchester High School in Midlothian Virginia, not to be confused with Manchester, England, or any other high school with the same name within the United States of America.

YIP, YIP, YIP!

Thank you very much, and have a good day!

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{{quote|'''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|[[Chris]], on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
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[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]

::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''

'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but it has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.

Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around being, uh, autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.<ref>[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]</ref> In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.

Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism.<ref>[[Asperger_Syndrome]]</ref> Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.<ref>[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]</ref> At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked_Out_of_College|decisions]].<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]</ref>

==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==

{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|rae12, Cracked.com<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150503081114/http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/</ref>}}

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed for his own failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his "medium" or "low" level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[List of Chris's lies|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism papers|updated]] [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.<ref>[[Asperger syndrome]]</ref>

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|soils himself]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]], [[Monty Python|Michael Palin]], and [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life-- hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are, for the most part (this is further elaborated on below), his own fault.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]], telling Chris something he'll flat out ignore.}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk; as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me."<ref>[[Song of Christian#The actual poem]]</ref> (This implies that Chris could talk before this incident, which directly contradicts Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven.) Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Characteristics of autism]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally "injected" with autism by doctors when he was a child, as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naïve|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.

As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.

It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout are consistent with Childhood Disintegrative Disorder, as he has become worse and worse over the years.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==

Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he [[Song of Christian|got an F]], threw a temper tantrum so big it forced the faculty to restrain him, while refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

Chris frequently brings up that the reason people used to [[Kick the Autistic|be cruel to him]] in his childhood was because "they did not understand Autism." In the [[1980s]]. When Autism had been known for around 40 years. When asked about why they did not understand, Chris delivers his canned response of "I do not know."

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g. throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the Universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."

Chris's tactful and sensitive comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's symptoms==

Many [[trolls]] dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few "eccentricities", or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:

[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid Saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[List of Chris's sweethearts|list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls (of both sexes) pretending to be female sweethearts, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approached him about making a ''Sonichu'' game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he was a virgin.<ref>[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)#Chris in Person (From THEIR Point of View)]]</ref>

*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you enjoy Chris appearing in your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish, possibly because he copied it from [[My Little Pony|actual cartoons]]. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.

*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13-year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them, even though the two don't even have the same skin colour.

*[[White knight#Chris lacks empathy himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. In his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde, his advice after the suicide of Clyde's brother [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

*Chris has trouble developing platonic relationships. Many non-autistic people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He is also uninterested in talking about subjects besides himself.

*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow. In an [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to her frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by saying she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; while he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and the organization of elements bordering OCD. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the Law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LittleBigPlanet#First Date Level|interests]].

*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[Continuity in the Sonichu comics#Chronology|continuity errors]].

*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.<ref>[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]</ref> Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that "[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there."<ref>Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162</ref> Loud sounds also bother Chris. He was prohibited from attending pep rallies in high school,<ref>[[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Actual friendships]]</ref> and has expressed hesitation about visiting bars because of the noise.

*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PlayStation 3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.

*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]].

*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[Attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]—where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.

*An overlooked but crucial characteristic affecting all of Chris's physical activity is his display of [[Wikipedia:Hypotonia|hypotonia]], which refers to a distinct lack of muscle tone — in biological terms referring to tension rather than the colloquial use to describe muscle strength (although raw physical strength is also affected by it) — which affects motor skills as well as stamina. Chris is not only very clumsy, he shows abnormally low muscle strength and gets tired quickly even by [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|simply shuffling around for a couple of minutes]] — which cannot be entirely explained by his lack of physical exercise. Whenever Chris is shown sitting, [[Charlottesville Fashion Square#Chris captured on video|he is spread around like a rag doll]], [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|hanging limply]]—as his muscles cannot support his entire body properly. This condition is also linked to [[speech impediment]].

*Many autistic people experience [[Tomgirl|gender identity issues]]; according to psychologist Ken Zucker, trans people are ten times more likely to be autistic than the general population. The link is caused by autistics' tendency to fixate on issues (in this case, gender). Many autistic males (including Chris) also have qualities that can be considered "girly", such as passiveness. Since they have less social awareness, they may behave in ways that can be considered atypical for either sex, and display less regard for gender roles. Chris and other autistic people perceive their quirks as being "female in a male body" or vice versa, and assume that they will fit in better as their desired sex.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.
[[File:Mii.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's personification of autism for beating up in Super Smash Bros.]]
Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex may be too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|he is a prevalent figure in the autistic community.]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the Internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary.
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. In [[November 2010]], he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

Chris's failure to understand the symptoms of autism may well explain some of his odd behaviors. Due to lack of social activity and poor theory of mind, Chris doesn't seem to realize that his behaviors are what they are, as best demonstrated by his belief that [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it is normal for an adult to shit themselves.]] Chris does not recognize the differences between himself and others, and this applies to the differences between himself and neurotypicals - and, seeing no differences, he believes his autism to have been thoroughly conquered, even while embodying every single trait of it.

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009, he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In a [[Some Favored Comedians|video]] in 2010 Chris said the Internet made people autistic, likely confusing the hyperbolic claim often made jokingly to that effect with fact. Ironically Chris's excessive use of the Internet in place of human interaction have probably done more to exacerbate his symptoms than almost anything else.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up — in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Over what?
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Over your autism?
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> yes
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> . . .
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Christian
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Are you serious?
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> Autism is not influenza
:<font color="#CD5555">'''Sarah May:'''</font> You don't 'get over it'
:<font color="#4682B4">'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''</font> I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claimed during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seemed to have regained his autism and was back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu. However, [[November 2009]] saw Chris again claiming to have been miraculously cured, as stated at the end of part 2 of his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations, where he described himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''". A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris again backpedaled; in response to ED's claim he was "suffering" from autism, he [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|agreed]] that "''I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails, he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend), he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

In June of 2016, he [[Announcement_06292016#Video_2|claimed to have cured his autism]] using [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]. He stated that the track made him think clearer and [[Chris and socialization|interact better with others]]. However, he has shown no improvement in the quality of his recent videos.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics," you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so the reality is that he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]] when in reality many much lower functioning autistics lead far more independent and fulfilling lives than he does. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (read: Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even by [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can therefore be speculated that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem as unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, with some even going as far as [[A-Logging|wishing he'd fuck off and die]] and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on TV Tropes said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel;" that is to say, it scares them to think they're like him. [[Chris and hypocrisy|For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window into hell."]]

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021308/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20110915021331/http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site." Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== References ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

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2016-01-01T13:28:41Z

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[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|thumb|Chris's self-portrait, 2015.]]

'''2015''' was the 7th year of organized trolling since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burning down [[2014|last year]], Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. Most of the year was spent in the aftermath of [[26 December 2014]], Chris having served five court dates until finally, on October 15, he was given a $541 fine for court fees and a 180-day probation. Whether this all taught Chris a lesson or not is yet to be determined.

It is also the year where Chris' fashion sense plummeted to depths unseen by the trolls, making him more akin to a [[Barb|crazy old hag]] than [[Tomgirl|the woman he wants to be]]. In particular (and in a [[Sonic Boom Protests|very ironic twist]]) Chris dyed his hair blue in July.

In November, it is revealed that Chris had come full circle with his [[Chris and hypocrisy|old self]], releasing a doxing [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|video]] for the first time in years, patronizing a [[Kiwi Farms]] user for having created a parody [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|game]] of Chris's life.

==Events of 2015==
*Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
*Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With much of the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].
*This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.
*On 20 October 2015, Activision relaunched the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series with ''Guitar Hero Live''.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris in January 2015.]]

==January==
{{main|January 2015}}
*Chris moved back into his [[house]] with his [[mom]].

[[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|250px|left|Chris in February 2015.]]

==February==
{{main|February 2015}}
*Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more [[medallion]]s on [[eBay]] and [[Birthday|turned 33]].

==March==
{{main|March 2015}}
*Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.

[[File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris at [[McDonald's]] in April 2015.]]

==April==
{{main|April 2015}}
*Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and sold them on [[Ebay]].

[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in May 2015]]

==May==
{{main|May 2015}}
*Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some [[Facebook]] comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.

==June==
[[File:Burlesque1.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris touching probably his first girl ever since the prostitute incident in June 2014]]
{{main|June 2015}}
*Chris overreacts to [[Sonic Boom]] getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.

==July==
[[File:Bluehair3.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris in July 2015]]
{{main|July 2015}}
* 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down and immediately put back up.

==August==
[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris turning heads at [[OmegaCon]], August 2015]]
{{Main|August 2015}}
Chris visited [[OmegaCon]].
==September ==
{{Main|September 2015}}
Chris added new ''Sonichu'' pages for the first time in 5 years, continuing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].

==October ==
{{Main|October 2015}}
[[File:Cwcoct15.png|thumb|250px|Chris in October]]
Chris claimed victory in the [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|blue arms saga]], added a dozen pages to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized for his homophobia]] and started to revise [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]. Chris's final court case happens in this month, his punishment being a $541 court fee and a six-month suspended sentence.

==November==

{{Main|November 2015}}
[[File:CWCnov15.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in November, rocking the "spinster schoolteacher" look.]]
Chris returned to his classic self, uploading lots of threatening videos against Jeff/Francine.
==December==
{{Main|December 2015}}

{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.

2015-11-17T11:09:09Z

Ihavenobunghole:

'''Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 November 2015, where he confirms to his adoring [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] that it is indeed him who is posting videos to the CwcvilleGuardian [[YouTube]] account.
{{Infobox/video
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| stardate = 15 November 2015
| subject =
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| previous = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
| next = [[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]
}}

==Transcript==
Hello everyone, I'm just decided to, uh, put my face in the video this time, because I just wanted to make sure that everyone knows that these videos that I have been making lately, with all my figures, they all have been coming directly from me, the creator, author, everything, so it's all good, it's just to let you know, please enjoy the following video, right after this one.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|nextlink=[[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Donation Options Reviewed.

2015-11-17T11:08:31Z

Ihavenobunghole:

'''Donation Options Reviewed.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 [[November 2015]]. In it, he pledges a great degree of rewards to those who donate to his [[Etsy]] page, including plenty of lucrative ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' merch and comic books. He even reveals what happens if someone pledges a thousand dollars or more to him, probably as a result of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoxjOI5IBo DSteck's particularly generous handout]. Chris also shows that he has started coating his newly-produced medallions in a glossy substance, most likely PVA Glue. Disgustingly, the three top related videos are footage of [[Wikipedia:Tunga_penetrans|jigger]] infections, implying Chris may be using some shady tags for his most recent videos. It may also have to do with Chris's mention of his [[Barb|mother's]] "holey buttocks".

==Description==
{{quotebox|I do take donations, and each donation, as low as $10.00 per page in the comic books, is greatly appreciated. The books and figure prototypes, and future projects, including a possible video game on console(s) or animated series, is made possible from the kind support from loyal and new readers and followers like y'all. Thank You. :)}}
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donation Options Reviewed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lKQ5aB5to7Q}}
| stardate = 12 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = N/A
| previous = [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
| next = [[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''Chris is filming his complete set of Amiibos, neatly organised into a purpose-built stand made out of [[Lego]] and construction paper.''

Hello once again, and good day. This is Christine Chandler, coming to you once again from my- from home base right here. We're just gonna talk a little- talk a little while about my do- about the donations page, cuz I mean, while sales are going good here and there, I could still do better and... this is a household, I still have to help pay the bills with. So... Yeah, and the- and they continue- and the donations come in and out as well, they're- they... very good. And every person who donates gets their name put in the back of, definitely Book 11 this time round. And I'm thinkin' probably... Uh... But anyway, among the bigger donators will get their names put into more than Book 11, up, like, into 12, 13, so on depend on- depending on how much they donated. But lower they donate you only get your name in, uh, one book on the donation amount. But anyway then it becomes variation, but anyway again, that's $10 a page, so. I'm just showing off my figures right here, cuz they will come into play for among the higher donators, and I have more to show, but anyway. Let me just go ahead and read it to you.

As a devoted fan to Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series, I am certain that you do want to see more pages and eventual animations and whatever else might come to mind, depending on how much help and support I can get. Uh, I mean, especially since I end up with the creators boss- creator's block forced the hiatus in 2011. But I'm getting back into the drawling, writing, color, and working- and trying to work out a schedule that works around the projects, and orders, and whatnot. And then I have my own typical stresses in life as we- as well. Hm. But anyway from my shop, you- I mean, I have all my available materials and whatnot, but you- if you don't feel like buying a medallion, commission or figure or whatever, I offer you the chance to donate as low as $10. And for $10, uh... not only will you get uh, a page in that book and the name- and your name in the back of the book, but for each person who donates that there, I- I'll send you the uh, a black and white character drawing by default if uh, you don't make a request it'll just be uh, Sonichu in a- in the default - [showing an example drawing] that's not the default, this is a past request I photocopied for myself - anyway that's a limit of one drawing per person per day. If you would like the uh, character drawing, don't- the character drawing coloured, that goes up to the next level of donation of $20.

Anyway, uh, let's see, I'm going down a bit here, but anyway, everybody gets a chance for a character drawing at the least. Everybody gets a character drawing, and the higher they donate, the better the qua- the better the drawing will be. Alright, at the $50 level, you get your choice of either a recreation of the Sonichu medallion, and you'll note as it says in the description, the strap will be- the neck strap will be leather. And I'll make it long- and I've measure- premeasured long enough to make sure that it goes around my head at least. Anyway, you'll get your choice of either a medallion, or an autographed photo of me... [trails off] El- anyway, is that really...? Hm. And also, uh, your choice of one of the comic books that will be made available at the time, as early as Book Zero, or Book No. One is also available right now, but if you view this video on the later months you'll see more books to be made available, so that's your choice of a book. Alright- oh wait a minute, um, so that's at the $50 level again, I'm just repeating this, you'll get your choice of the medallion, or- oh okay, so you'll get your choice of just the medallion by itself, or an autographed photo, and a book.

Okay, I just wanted just tryin' to make sure I- I have it all printed out right here, so. [Blows raspberry] I get a little fumbled up in my words as well. Alright so anyway, moving on, uh, the $100 donation... Mm... Yeah, a $100 donation gets you a choice of any one- any single figure of the individual figures made available on Etsy, [pans camera to display figures] that's a wide range right there, as well as your choice of a printed copy book. Uh... [mumbles] And also, of course, you may request a character drawing- oh, I forgot you mention you can request your character drawing as well on the $50 donation level, everybody gets their- everybody gets a character drawing, but $20 and up it becomes coloured, but at the $100 level it does better than just one character, you get- you pretty much would get a full coloured drawing, with- complete with a background and everything, but... Mm... Yeah, I guess at that point you can call it a colour commission, yeah. At that level, I will personally laminate it, and pur- pus a- put a full sized certificate on the back of it, so $100 level will be a commission as well. You get a great deal! A figure and a colour commission for the $100 donation level. As well as a book! That's a pretty good deal right there.

Alright, so anyway we got that out- so anyway, we got all that drawing choices- levels out of the way. Right, at $500- okay, that gets you a medallion - which it doesn't have to be Sonichu by the way, it can be Rosechu or any of the other characters - I also take custom requests on the medallions, as I have done before on Ebay. And let's see, alright, so you get the medallion, you get your choice of any one of these figures, and then you also get your choice of either three-pack available which currently- the three-packs includes, well there's the me (Mii?) version which includes Chris-chan Sonichu, mm, as well as the past version of me, either short or tall, as well as the current version of me- and by the way I want to go ahead and bring up that all the three-packs, they will come with the Mii, you know the, as shown in the- as they talked about in the listings, if you put in Smash Bros., yeah, you get my- you get to play against my Mii character, and there's a different one- there's a different version of like, you know, past me and present me. But anyway, in the three-packs, it's- we're set- we're mine (mind? my?) set on the Mii characters, no Link or Toon Link, although of course Chris-chan Sonichu has to be a Sonic character at that point, regardless.

Anyway, you get your choice of the me (Mii?) three-pack, or current- or may currently available more recently the family three-pack, which you get Current Version me, as well as my mom and my dad. And again, check the individual listings on Etsy. Anyway, let's see, um, checking the- checking my print out again... Right, you get uh, for $500 you get the medallion, a single figure, and your choice of one of the three-packs... [mumbles] And then you may request an autographed photo as well, and/or you may request a copy of one of my books. [mumbles] And you can still request your character drawings, or at this point, a full colour donati- a full colour commission page... [mumbles] Right, so then- again you'll have you name put your- put in the back of more than one book. And then the big whopping deal! $1000 will get you the complete main Sonichu and Rosechu wave one set that includes uh, Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, Wild, Bubbles - complete with surfing on the tidal wave - Angelica, Punchy, and Magi-chan. You get all that, and your choice of one of the three-piece sets... Three-piece figure sets... [mumbles] And you'll also get a medallion of your choice of character content or whatev- or all that... I'm reading the wrong listing, let's see... Right, medallion, and you can still request an autographed photo of me, and a book! And you'll still get your colour commission.

So anyway, that's uh, all of the details, you can read about all of this on the donation listing on Cwcville Shopping. [holds print-out in front of the camera, which refuses to focus] Focus, focus! There we go. I'm going to print this out for reference. Anyway, yeah, so that- again, that's uh, $10 for default character drawing, $20 colour in the character, $50 gets the medallion, or an autographed photo, and a book. So you get a medallion, just the medallion, or you can have the autographed photo and a book. And you still get coloured character drawing. At $100 you get your choice of any single figure currently available, as well as one of my books, and you get fully upgraded to the full-coloured commission. Right, and $500 gets you Sonichu medallion, an individual figure plus either three-pack, as well as a copy of my- copy of one of my books, and you can choose to get an autographed photo, and full-coloured- and then a full-coloured commission. Or the $1000 gets you the full wave one set and your choice of one of three-piece sets, the medallion, the book, optional autographed photo, and full-coloured commission. And depending on uh, how much I have to create, and the time, hm, take as low as a few days for- few days to a week, depending on mood situations, whatever, for the drawing. And then uh, two to four weeks for a medallion, up to four weeks for a single figure, or either three pack, or up to eight weeks for multiple- for the multiple individual figures.

And now, go ahead and make ano- [video abruptly ends]

==See Also==
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]|nextlink=[[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.
]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

2015

2015-11-16T13:38:45Z

Ihavenobunghole:

[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|thumb|Chris's self-portrait, 2015.]]
{{Ongoing}}

'''2015''' is the 7th year of organized trolling since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burning down [[2014|last year]], Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. Most of this year was based on what happened on [[26 December 2014]] when Chris thought it would be a good idea to mace a Gamestop employee while he was vandalizing shit at a Gamestop he was already banned from all because of [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's blue arms.]] and chris constantly having to go to court until October 15th where he unfortunately did not earn a single day in jail (most likely due to his [[autism]]) only receiving a hardly punish worthy $541 for court fees and a 180 day probation. (what his probation prohibits him from exactly is unclear, all we know is that if he breaks it he will go to jail.) Whether this all taught Chris a lesson or not will soon be determined.

'''2015''' is also the year where Chris' fashion sense plummeted to depths unseen by the trolls, making him more akin to a [[Barb|crazy old hag]] than [[Tomgirl|the woman he wants to be]]. In particular (and in a [[Sonic Boom Protests|very ironic twist]]) Chris dyed his hair blue in July. It remains to be seen whether there are any plans to protest this move by glitterbombing [[14 Branchland Court]].

==Events of 2015==
*Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
*Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With much of the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].
*This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.
*On 20 October 2015, Activision will relaunch the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series with ''Guitar Hero Live''.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris in January 2015.]]

==January==
{{main|January 2015}}
*Chris moved back into his [[house]] with his [[mom]].

[[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|250px|left|Chris in February 2015.]]

==February==
{{main|February 2015}}
*Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more [[medallion]]s on [[eBay]] and [[Birthday|turned 33]].

==March==
{{main|March 2015}}
*Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.

[[File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris at [[McDonald's]] in April 2015.]]

==April==
{{main|April 2015}}
*Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and sold them on [[Ebay]].

[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris in May 2015]]

==May==
{{main|May 2015}}
*Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some [[Facebook]] comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.

==June==
[[File:Burlesque1.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris touching probably his first girl ever since the prostitute incident in June 2014]]
{{main|June 2015}}
*Chris overreacts to [[Sonic Boom]] getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.

==July==
[[File:Bluehair3.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris in July 2015]]
{{main|July 2015}}
* 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down and immediately put back up.

==August==
[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris turning heads at [[OmegaCon]], August 2015]]
{{Main|August 2015}}
Chris visited [[OmegaCon]].
==September ==
{{Main|September 2015}}
Chris added new ''Sonichu'' pages for the first time in 5 years, continuing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].

==October ==
{{Main|October 2015}}
Chris's final court case happens in this month. his punishment being a $541 court fee and a 180 day probation.

==November==
{{Main|November 2015}}

==December==
{{Main|December 2015}}

== Sources ==
<references/>
{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.

2015-11-16T13:34:44Z

Ihavenobunghole:

Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.

2015-11-16T13:32:32Z

Ihavenobunghole:

Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.

2015-11-16T13:30:25Z

Ihavenobunghole:

Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.

2015-11-16T13:29:01Z

Ihavenobunghole:

Template:Picture of the now

2015-11-13T15:08:50Z

Ihavenobunghole:

[[File:CWCnov15.jpg|400px|center]]<br/>Chris's new [[Facebook]] profile picture.
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2015

2015-11-13T15:08:34Z

Ihavenobunghole:

[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|thumb|Chris's self-portrait, 2015.]]
{{Ongoing}}

'''2015''' is the 7th year of organized trolling since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burning down [[2014|last year]], Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. Most of this year was based on what happened on [[26 December 2014]] when Chris thought it would be a good idea to mace a Gamestop employee while he was vandalizing shit at a Gamestop he was already banned from all because of [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's blue arms.]] and chris constantly having to go to court until October 15th where he unfortunately did not earn a single day in jail (most likely due to his [[autism]]) only receiving a hardly punish worthy $541 for court fees and a 180 day probation. (what his probation prohibits him from exactly is unclear, all we know is that if he breaks it he will go to jail.) Whether this all taught Chris a lesson or not will soon be determined.

'''2015''' is also the year where Chris' fashion sense plummeted to depths unseen by the trolls, making him more akin to a [[Barb|crazy old hag]] than [[Tomgirl|the woman he wants to be]]. In particular (and in a [[Sonic Boom Protests|very ironic twist]]) Chris dyed his hair blue in July. It remains to be seen whether there are any plans to protest this move by glitterbombing [[14 Branchland Court]].

==Events of 2015==
*Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
*Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With much of the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].
*This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.
*On 20 October 2015, Activision will relaunch the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series with ''Guitar Hero Live''.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|Chris in January 2015.]]

==January==
{{main|January 2015}}
*Chris moved back into his [[house]] with his [[mom]].

[[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|left|Chris in February 2015.]]

==February==
{{main|February 2015}}
*Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more [[medallion]]s on [[eBay]] and [[Birthday|turned 33]].

==March==
{{main|March 2015}}
*Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.

[[File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|thumb|Chris at [[McDonald's]] in April 2015.]]

==April==
{{main|April 2015}}
*Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and sold them on [[Ebay]].

[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2015]]

==May==
{{main|May 2015}}
*Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some [[Facebook]] comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.

==June==
[[File:Burlesque1.jpg|thumb|Chris touching probably his first girl ever since the prostitute incident in June 2014]]
{{main|June 2015}}
*Chris overreacts to [[Sonic Boom]] getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.

==July==
[[File:Bluehair3.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2015]]
{{main|July 2015}}
* 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down and immediately put back up.

==August==
[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|left|Chris turning heads at [[OmegaCon]], August 2015]]
{{Main|August 2015}}
Chris visited [[OmegaCon]].
==September ==
{{Main|September 2015}}
Chris added new ''Sonichu'' pages for the first time in 5 years, continuing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].

==October ==
{{Main|October 2015}}
Chris's final court case happens in this month. his punishment being a $541 court fee and a 180 day probation.

==November==
{{Main|November 2015}}

==December==
{{Main|December 2015}}

== Sources ==
<references/>
{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

2015

2015-11-13T15:08:17Z

Ihavenobunghole:

[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|thumb|Chris's self-portrait, 2015.]]
{{Ongoing}}

'''2015''' is the 7th year of organized trolling since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] burning down [[2014|last year]], Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. Most of this year was based on what happened on [[26 December 2014]] when Chris thought it would be a good idea to mace a Gamestop employee while he was vandalizing shit at a Gamestop he was already banned from all because of [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's blue arms.]] and chris constantly having to go to court until October 15th where he unfortunately did not earn a single day in jail (most likely due to his [[autism]]) only receiving a hardly punish worthy $541 for court fees and a 180 day probation. (what his probation prohibits him from exactly is unclear, all we know is that if he breaks it he will go to jail.) Whether this all taught Chris a lesson or not will soon be determined.

'''2015''' is also the year where Chris' fashion sense plummeted to depths unseen by the trolls, making him more akin to a [[Barb|crazy old hag]] than [[Tomgirl|the woman he wants to be]]. In particular (and in a [[Sonic Boom Protests|very ironic twist]]) Chris dyed his hair blue in July. It remains to be seen whether there are any plans to protest this move by glitterbombing [[14 Branchland Court]].

==Events of 2015==
*Chris narrowly avoided serving time in jail [[26 December 2014|due to his recent incarceration]] Most of this year is based on whether Chris would be jailed or not.
*Sometime during the course of the year, Chris will have been married to [[Lovely Weather]] and participated in a medical study to cure [[Homos|homosexuality]], as predicted in [[Sonichu 10]]. With much of the year already over and little sign of [[Chris and reality|this actually happening]], it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
*This is also the year that Chris claimed [[Bob Chandler|his father]] would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic [[dream]].
*This was also supposed to be the year of the [[Manchester High School]] 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in [[2013]] until he found out his [[gal-pals]] had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.
*On 20 October 2015, Activision will relaunch the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series with ''Guitar Hero Live''.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|Chris in January 2015.]]

==January==
{{main|January 2015}}
*Chris moved back into his [[house]] with his [[mom]].

[[File:CWCtrial.png|thumb|left|Chris in February 2015.]]

==February==
{{main|February 2015}}
*Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more [[medallion]]s on [[eBay]] and [[Birthday|turned 33]].

==March==
{{main|March 2015}}
*Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.

[[File:ChrisatMcDs.jpg|thumb|Chris at [[McDonald's]] in April 2015.]]

==April==
{{main|April 2015}}
*Chris's second latest hearing took place on April 2. Later that month, he created his own [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and sold them on [[Ebay]].

[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in May 2015]]

==May==
{{main|May 2015}}
*Chris's latest hearing took place on 7 May. Some [[Facebook]] comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that Chris might be undergoing hormone replacement.

==June==
[[File:Burlesque1.jpg|thumb|Chris touching probably his first girl ever since the prostitute incident in June 2014]]
{{main|June 2015}}
*Chris overreacts to [[Sonic Boom]] getting a sequel. Chris's next hearing took place on 11 June. He also visited a burlesque night.

==July==
[[File:Bluehair3.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2015]]
{{main|July 2015}}
* 3 July saw Chris getting his third Facebook account being taken down and immediately put back up.

==August==
[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|left|Chris turning heads at [[OmegaCon]], August 2015]]
{{Main|August 2015}}
Chris visited [[OmegaCon]].
==September ==
{{Main|September 2015}}
Chris added new ''Sonichu'' pages for the first time in 5 years, continuing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].

==October ==
{{Main|October 2015}}
Chris's final court case happens in this month. his punishment being a $541 court fee and a 180 day probation.

==November==
{{Main|November 2015}}

==December==
{{Main|December 2015]]

== Sources ==
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