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Talk:Sonichu (game)

2017-11-03T23:53:26Z

Imdyingliterally789: /* To do */

==To do==
*History of Chris wanting a game
**This is something that needs to be delved in, see if we can make some sort of a rough outline of history. It's good so far but it's neglecting the fact that Chris has moved from a game about Sonichu to a game about himself where Sonichu is a minor character at best, because Chris thinks that playing a game with him would be far more interesting. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:25, 18 June 2009 (CEST)
*offer by Miyamoto
*Pics of ads from comics
*Plead to ask fans to ask for Sonichu game
*His ideas for the game
*If possible, list some noteworthy fangames

==Sonichu Alpha==

I've put out a bounty for the Jay Z e-mails, which will help fill in some of the gaps about the Sonichu game. Believe it or not, from what I recall, the intent was to get Chris to talk about Sonichu and Rosechu being in Animal Crossing but Chris started to assume it was to make his game [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]. Seriously. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:13, 26 May 2009 (CEST)

==Some Source Material==

Right now, the summary says that Chris never laid out any concrete plans for the game. Not true. Everyone who wants to improve this page should check out [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]], which is 12 straight minutes of Chris rambling about his plans for this most zappin' of vaporware. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:45, 19 June 2009 (CEST)
*:Now that [[User:Dr Girlfriend|Dr Girlfriend]] has worked so much of that video's transcript into this page, I must say that I still can't believe how much Chris says "uh" in that video. Transcribing it accurately was a waking nightmare. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:40, 19 June 2009 (CEST)
* Maybe I just phrased it badly... What I was trying to say that Chris hasn't made any solid plans about things that usually go into ''game design''. He has said what characters he plans to use and what they're going to do in the games, but he hasn't told us how he thinks the games should ''play'' like. Yeah, you get to play as Bubbles, and we're going to put in "water levels" for her, but what can we tell about the game ''besides'' blatantly obvious things like that? Has he ever outlined his grand plans of using Pokémon attacks in what I imagine is a 3D Sonic variation? Or am I just doing the thinking for him here? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 09:40, 19 June 2009 (CEST)

Sonic Boom Protests

2017-11-03T22:09:15Z

Imdyingliterally789:

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''For the song, click [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|here]].''
[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|thumb|Remember kids: always effect change through vandalism. [[26 December 2014|What could possibly go wrong?]]]]
[[File:PROTESTING SANIC BUM.jpg|thumb|Chris's protest inserts. And just like that, a meme is born]]

Towards late [[2014]], while everyone else was posting on [[Facebook]] about [[Chris and his Ego|less]] [[Homos|important]] [[Women's rights|political]] [[Chris and race|concerns]], [[Chris]] decided that the most important cause of the time was protesting [[Sega]]'s decision to '''make [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s arms blue''' (as opposed to the usual tan color) in their latest ''non-canon'' game in the series. He is so passionate about this supposed defamation of his favorite video game character that he has gone so far as to write incoherent, rambling letters to Sega, throw tantrums about it on Facebook, [[Death threats|threaten the lives]] of Sega employees, glitterbomb Sega's American HQ, and even physically assault retail staff. His angry, incoherent letters to Sega clearly show that Chris's [[Chris and reality|prolonged estrangement from reality]] is at its peak, and that concepts such as civility, moderation and channeling [[Chris and anger|anger]] in any way that doesn't involve ranting like a child throwing a tantrum are by now completely alien concepts to Chris, or at least go out the window whenever he's annoyed. Unfortunately, unlike previous bouts of anger where Chris would film himself or take to social media to rage at his target, in this instance, he decided to take a hands-on approach to it by vandalizing copies of ''Sonic Boom'' wherever he sees them. When GameStop employees rightfully tried to make him leave the store, he agreed to walk out, but only after [[26 December 2014|brandishing his can of mace and spraying it at one poor employee's shirt]].

At first, it was unclear whether Chris would boycott ''Sonic Boom'' or just buy the games and watch the show like the [[Chris and brand loyalty|consumerist lemming]] he is. Given his irrational hatred and acts of vandalism towards otherwise available games, the former seemed more likely. On 13 [[January 2015]], it was [[Kiwi Farms|revealed]] that he owned copies of the games. Chris said that they were sent to him by [[Catherine]].

Why Chris has such a bizarre distaste for such a minor, insignificant detail in the first place is still up for speculation. It could simply be some [[Autism|overly-attached]] [[Manchester High School|nostalgia]] to the 'original' Sonic the Hedgehog, or possibly some inner-venting for his own [[Sonichu (comic)|failed franchise]] that he is determined to get into ''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and [[Nintendo]] [[3DS]]''. Whatever the reason, it certainly isn't [[health]]y for Chris, given his current [[Chris and psychology|state]]. In other words, this makes the superficial reactions to Godzilla supposedly getting "[[Obesity|fatter]]" in the 2014 movie, or the new designs for the lightsabers in ''[[Star Wars]]: The Force Awakens'', seem simple and quaint in comparison. At least he isn't complaining about Sonic's green eyes?

==Protests==
===Blarms Backstory===
Chris's hatred for Sonic's blue arms started in February 2014, when the first advertisements for the ''Sonic Boom'' TV show appeared on [[Adult Swim|Cartoon Network]]. In December he offered the following chronology:

{{quotebox|3 December 2014

I have just received a question from one of my girl friends: "So, I'm curious, where did you hear about this blue-armed Sonic Issue? Is it something you discovered on your own, or is it a bigger issue in the Sonic community?"

To best answer this question, and to VERY MUCH my visual dismay and further recollection: I HAVE been feeling this SINCE Last February. I needed to search for the ONE Announcement Trailer Video of the DAMN TV Show. I Remember finding it for myself on either Facebook through SEGA's feed, or on YouTube through the video recommendations, on my laptop, as we were moving into the temporary house. I felt UTTER Shock at the sight of the Blue Arms on Sonic immediately as I watched it for the first time that day in Early February, 2014; This Year.

I was too busy and [[Stress|stressed]] from collecting as much as possible from the burnt house, and bringing them either to our Storage Unit, and this house's basement

I had not thought about the issue much, UNTIL Last June or July with the E3 Trailers being presented on the SEGA and Sonic Facebook Pages! Since Then, I have continuously protested the Blue Arms by commenting and messaging them that "Sonic's Arms are NOT Blue!!!" And among which, I have Warned Them that this sort of thing would NOT end well for them, and it was, and still is, a Very Bad Idea!!!

So, in short: I watched the damn trailer last February, I felt Pissed Off Then, I relearned about it last June or July: I Still felt Very Pissed Off, and NOW I am continually Growing and GROWING More Angry and PISSED OFF AT SEGA, NINTENDO AND CARTOON NETWORK AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED THERE!!!

I have Contacted SEGA and Commented NUMEROUSLY with MONTHS worth of time. They ignored me, Not Responded or Done Anything about it at all, and therefore the time for Talk IS LONG DONE AND OVERWITH!!! AND WE NEED ACTION UPON SEGA AND SONIC BOOM NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!

Thank you.

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_A3e2bl334</nowiki>}}

For all the agitation and violence, Chris has never clearly explained exactly ''why'' this particular alteration to this particular cartoon character makes him so furious. The closest he came to explaining his confrontational stance was in a June Facebook post:

{{quote|I only just heard and seen the ugly change a few weeks ago, and I had too many other [[Stress|stresses]] going on to act earlier.

Why do I feel this way?

The same reason why many people feel [[Chris and race|Michael Jackson should]][[Chris and reality| not have had to ]][[Chris and race|change his color]]. Would you want to change your skin detail, just for a "change of image" or an "insecurity of self-concept"?

I would not even [[Chris and death|commit suicide ever]], because of how low in self-confidence and self-esteem I have been feeling for YEARS. I'm going to eventually [[Chris and health|pass natural]].

So let's get Sonic's arm color changed back!}}

[[File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|220px|Chris must ''really'' hate this drawing now.]]

He returned to the Michael Jackson analogy in November, arguing that "this Blue Arm Travesty is as Gosh Awful as Michael Jackson's whiteface thing!" He was careful to add, "Nothing personal against the Pop Star singer....And nothing personal against anyone of any Race or Color either."

While it is difficult to decipher Chris’s garbled sentences, it is clear that his fury is linked to his belief that Sonic, like all cartoon characters, [[Chris and reality|is real and lives in a parallel universe]]. Like many autistic people, Chris is very resistant to change, especially when it is forced upon him. Chris would not change (“commit suicide”) even in the face of tremendous hardship. Sonic, however, like the King of Pop, was forced to change for trivial reasons such as appealing to a broader audience. Sonic has been Chris’s lifelong hero with whom he identifies strongly, so he has taken this injustice very personally. Unfortunately, he falsely assumes that countless millions feel the same way.

At other times, however, Chris has latched onto the idea that the blue arms cause him "sensory overload." [[Sensory Overload|Sensory overload]] is a broad term simply meaning that the body reacts to overstimulation of a sense, but in autistics it generally refers to an abstract, specific sensory stimulus (such as blue arms) which the autistic person is simply unable to stand. However, if sensory overload were a real issue, all he would need to do is avoid Sonic Boom. Chris has never before complained about sensory overload, and damningly has gone so far as to ''draw blue-armed hedgehogs himself'' such as [[Chris and art|some depictions]] of [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. The truth is that Chris either believes that Sega is abusing his best friend, or he is using his [[autism]] as an attempt to [[chris_and_the_industry|manipulate the intentions of a multi-billion dollar worth company.]]

===Oh Noes, It's Got a Second Season!===
After discovering that the TV series was renewed for a second season, Chris posted on Facebook to complain about it again.

{{quotebox|5 December 2014

A Second Season of the ‪#‎SonicBoom‬ show with those, [[Stress sigh|UGH!!!]], Blue Arms?!!! Hell No!!!

Boycott ‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬ With Me!!! Refuse to Watch the channel!!! Refuse to go to their Website for Any Reason as well!!! And TELL THEM TO PULL THE DAMN CARTOON FROM THE AIR AND FORCE ‪#‎SEGA‬ TO RECOLOUR SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

http://www.gamnesia.com/news/sonic-boom-cartoon-is-very-successful-second-season-confirmed

[[File:GamenesiaSonicBoom.jpg|220px]]}}

===Spreading the Good Word===
{{quotebox|5 December 2014

Also, Spreading the good word around; commenting and messaging others as I have? Copy/Paste the following short-but-direct message, with the link below:

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, AND THEY SERIOUSLY CAUSE SENSORY OVERLOADS IN ME!!! SEGA NEEDS TO RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING SONIC BOOM, UNTIL SEGA WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES HIS ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!

Join My Group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], and Sign Our Petition NOW!!!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/fixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA/}}

===Greatest Mistake Ever===
{{quotebox|7 December 2014

Follow My Lead to Force SEGA to Wise Up and Fix Their Greatest Mistake Ever!!!}}

Chris later on posted a link to this post to his Facebook group:

{{quotebox|
EVERYONE! I am going to hand-write to SEGA about this matter, and I have just called their 1-800 number and left a message last night. I will call again middle of this coming week if they do not call me back.

I am urging everyone in the group to write and/or telephone SEGA as well, and INSIST and DEMAND upon them to Recall Everything Sonic Boom, including the cartoon and video games, and Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately!!!

Suggest for them to do the following:
-Recall ALL remaining stock of the Sonic Boom Games and Merchandise from ALL of the stores carrying them.
-On the eSHOPS, IMMEDIATELY change the initial software to reflect Sonic with his original Tan Colour Arms, as well ALL video and imagery therein on there.
-Replace ALL of their imagery and videos on their official websites and pages to reflect Sonic with the original tan colour arms as well.
-IMMEDIATELY create NEW game Cards, Discs AND Inserts with Sonic's original tan colour arms. And on the software, the arm colour MUST be there INITIALLY; BEFORE any downloaded Software Updates.
-INSTILL downloadable Software Updates for all of the already sold games to reflect Sonic Initially with tan colour arms as well.
-REMOVE the Sonic Boom Cartoon from the Television and Internet airwaves, and change ALL of the Season One Episodes for Sonic to have his Original Tan Colour Arms, and Initially make that default in ALL following Seasons of episodes, including the Second Season.
-AND They Must Announce this Recall and Update, As well as Apologies to Every Individual Person who Has Found Little to GREATEST Offense in the new Arm Colour, IMMEDIATELY, WORLDWIDE BROADCAST AND IN PRINTED MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS EVERYWHERE!!!

Also, copy and paste the following true statement in your letters and telephone conversations:

"The very sight of Sonic's Blue Arms makes our ally, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, suffer from consistent Sensory Overloads. Upon seeing them, his brain immediately shuts down into a momentary to lengthy (depending on how long he is forced to displeasingly endure the horrific sight) state of mental paralysis. Combined with his Autism, he only gets more angry as each day passes with this pair of blue arms still remains. Either the Change back to him having tan colored arms happens IMMEDIATELY, or he and our THOUSANDS to MILLIONS of allies in the Sonic the Hedgehog Loyal Fanbase will only get more Angry and Outraged to the point of coming right over there to your office and doing something Very Bad there."

Also, if somehow you have managed to receive a copy of either Sonic Boom game (no questions asked), you should SMASH the Game Disc and or Game Card, and enclose the pieces with your Letter to SEGA of America. To show them that we are Very Serious and Passionate towards Rectifying their mistake in changing Sonic's arm colour.

Below is their address, and Customer Support phone number; LET'S GIVE THEM HELL AND BACK IN FORCING THEM TO WISE UP AND CHANGE SONIC'S ARMS BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

'''[REDACTED]'''

‪#‎SEGA‬
‪#‎SonicTheHedgehog‬
‪#‎SonicBoom‬
‪#‎Nintendo‬
‪#‎CartoonNetwork‬
‪#‎GameStop‬
‪#‎ToysRUs‬
‪#‎WalMart‬
‪#‎Target‬
‪#‎BestBuy‬
‪#‎WiiU‬
‪#‎Wii‬
‪#‎3DS‬
‪#‎DS‬
‪#‎DSi‬
‪#‎AmyRose‬
‪#‎Tails‬
‪#‎Knuckles‬
‪#‎Robotnik‬
‪#‎Eggman‬}}

===Pickle Joke===
[[File:Black man in pickle suit (1).jpg|thumb|right|The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]'s reaction.]]
In Chris's new "FIX SONIC'S ARMS BACK" Facebook group, Chris posted about the pickle joke in the show, surprisingly being "neutral"
about it. Naturally, however, he eventually suspects it to be a [[Chris and his Ego|personal insult from SEGA]].
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===For Christ's and God's Sake===
Chris shared another of SEGA's Facebook posts, this time about introducing the main character, and Chris as usual complained about his blue arms.
{{quotebox|12 December 2014

For [[Chris and religion|Christ's and God's]] Sake, PLEASe CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!

[[File:SonicIntroduction.png|220px]]}}

===E-mail to SEGA===
On 11 [[December 2014]], CWCki user [[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] jokingly sent an e-mail to Sega Customer Service under Chris's email, suggesting that they send him free copies of ''Sonic Boom'' for the [[HEXbox]]. Chris discovered this the next day, and proceeded to rage.<ref>http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2014-dec-12-chriss-e-mail-to-sega.6462/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|'''Ticket #137668: SONIC'S ARMS ARE. NOT BLUE!!!:'''
Hello,

Thank you for contacting Sega of America Customer Service. Your request (#137668) has been received, and is being reviewed by our support staff. Response times may vary, but typically you will hear back from us within the same business day. Our agents are on hand from 9AM to 5PM Pacific Standard Time, Monday through Friday (with the exception of US national holidays). Requests received over the weekend will be answered the following Monday.

To review the status of this request and add additional comments, follow the link below:

http://help.sega.com/requests/137668

You may also reply via email.}}
{{quotebox|
'''Chrischansonichu, Nov 20 00:07:'''
Listen, I DID NOT contact you initially with the message there. That was a HeXBox -Loving INTERNET TROLL PRETENDING TO BE ME.

But since I have your attention now, I will bring it up directly with you now. MONTHS NOW, Sonic's Arms Being Blue has SERIOUSLY BEEN BOTHERING ME! They have caused me sensory overload Every Time I see them! They Have To Be Changed Back Now!!! I have contacted SEGA via their Facebook page, as well as the Sonic the Hedgehog Facebook page. Please see attached screen cap photos.

PLEASE RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM RIGHT NOW AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR BACK!!! Or I will Do Worse!!!

I am still Very Pissed Off that no one has Fixed the Monstrosity that is Changing Sonic's Arm Color! I am Boycotting the Sonic Boom Games and TV Show and the Toys, minus the two I bought to illustrate my point, and everything else of it.

FIX SONIC'S ARM COLOR NOW, or I CONTINUE TO RANT, RAVE, BOYCOTT AND COMPLAIN!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!! IF I FIND EITHER SONIC BOOM GAME ON ANY SHELVES IN THE STORES, WITH SONIC'S ARMS STILL BLUE, I WILL BE GOING SOO FUCKING CRAZY TO PREVENT EVERYONE FROM SEEING THE BLUE ARM MONSTROSITY!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME, SEGA?! I WOULD TOTALLY BOYCOTT A N CHANNEL AND ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THAT AS WELL!!!

WISE UP NOW AND RECALL EVERYTHING SONIC BOOM NOW, and maybe I would close the group and the petition and give y'all my money as well.

AND THIS IS MORE THAN JUST SOFTWARE UPDATES!!! YOU RECALL ALL OF THE WIIU AND 3DS GAMES, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE GAME INSERTS, AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN THE INITIAL SOFTWARE DISCS AND CARTRIDGES, PRE-UPDATE!!!

AND PULL THE CARTOON AND CHANGE THE ARM COLOURS IN EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THE N SHOW!

AND RECALL ALL OF THE SONIC PLUSHES AND FIGURES FROM THE STORES, AND CHANGE HIS ARM COLOUR ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AS WELL!!!

DO IT ALL NOW, OR THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SENSORY DAMAGE AND THEN SOME HELL TO PAY!!! }}

===The Forces of [[CWCville]] Besiege GameStop===
{{Main|26 December 2014}}

On 26 December, Chris broke several laws by entering a [[GameStop]] from which he had been banned, vandalizing a Sonic Boom display, and ''macing an employee'' who was calling security as Chris left the store. All of this was recorded by a presumably bewildered bystander, and was uploaded to Tumblr the next day. Within two days of his attack, Chris was incarcerated in Albemarle Regional Jail, then released on a $2,500 bail, with a hearing scheduled for early [[2015]].

===Sonic Boom for Christmas===
Phone chat log:
{{quotebox|26 December 2014

[MALE VOICE]: It's the uhh-the uhh- Sonic Boom game. [hand game to Chris]

CHRIS: Ok, I'll take it as a gift, thank you.

[MALE VOICE]: No problem man. I hope you enjoy it.

CHRIS: I'm hoping that they come out with an update where they change his arm color back.

[MALE VOICE]: Why-Why would they change his arm color?

CHRIS: Well, didn't you notice on the cover they did, it's. . . . . . .well, you look on his left arm. . . . .it's blue there.

[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. So he has blue arms?

CHRIS: Yeah. I really hate that change.

[MALE VOICE]: Ohh. What for?

CHRIS: Ehh. Just. . . . .too much. Just too drastic. It's like Michael Jackson changing his skin color.

[MALE VOICE]: Have, have you asked them, sent them any feedback, asked them to change it. . .

CHRIS: Yeah, yeah I did, when I first saw the TV trailer, the TV show trailer right before E3. They just pretty much swept me under the rug and blocked me from their facebook.

[MALE VOICE]: Why would they do that?

CHRIS: Well, they did. And also, I've been repetitive, like, "Sonic's arms are not freakin' blue". And. . . .yeah, I have threatened them like, you know, if you don't change his arms back. . . . .

[MALE VOICE]: What did you say? What did you threaten them with?

CHRIS: Life threats. Like you know, I took a- I had bought a plush of the new sonic with the blue arms, and I covered his new arms with flesh colored Crayola Model Magic, and I like took a couple of photographs of me holdin' it, and I'm like pulling his arms off, and I said, you better do it, or I will, parentheses, not, tear his arms off.

[MALE VOICE]: So you made life threats against Sega then?

CHRIS: Well, ehh, not in the direct sense.

[MALE VOICE]: You mean that you threatened to kill them?

CHRIS: No.

[MALE VOICE]: No? Well, I mean, you said life threats, so. . . . . . . .it sounds like you're really passionate about it.

CHRIS: Yes I am.

[MALE VOICE]: Well, I mean, Sonic, his arms were uhh, flesh colored before that, right?

CHRIS: Yeah.

[MALE VOICE]: So, I mean, can't you just ignore the blue armed Sonic?

CHRIS: I can- I can- it's just too much. Every time I look at the blue arms, even in anything related to the games which they show on cartoon network, I see the blue arms, I go into sensory overload and get really, really,
more pissed off.

[MALE VOICE]: Yeah. Chris, when these cyberbullies first started attacking you, and stuff like that, you got pissed off then, right?

CHRIS: Yeah.

[MALE VOICE]: . . . and it ended up being a bad thing when you reacted, right?

CHRIS: Yeah, but except, I'm not reacting to a troll attack, I'm reacting to something which has been done. Like a, like a, presidential decision that has gone really wrong. Like, let's say Obama's. . . . .life-care thing?

[MALE VOICE]: Obamacare. The health-care thing. So you're anti-Obamacare then?

CHRIS: Well, uhh, I'm not one hundred percent, I have heard about uhh, hmmmm, uhh, I don't remember exactly-but-or how to phrase it, but I have the gist of it.
}}

===Chris (Still) Blames Everyone Else for His Problems(Wait, Did We Say Still? We Meant Always)===
{{quotebox|5 [[January 2015]]
I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and Internet access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone.

I have been very busy and very stressed. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself.

I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance.

‪#‎SEGA‬ will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.
}}

===Green Irises Are Better Than Blarms===
{{quotebox|6 January 2015

Anyhow, someone SHOULD definitely send word to SEGA of America and Japan of my recent misfortunes resulting from the seed event of Sonic's Arm Colour being changed. Had they Not changed the arm colour, No one would have attacked me they way He had, followed by the warning spray of the pepper from my own fears and paranoia in self-defense. And I would have no reason to Protest the way I have.
This series of incidents definitely tops what's-his-name's whatever-he-did when they gave Sonic Green Irises for his eyes. THE green irises were an improvement; the Blue Arms are just Painful and Horrific.
}}

===Sega Forced Chris to Attack===
{{quotebox|8 January 2015
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-1-8-chris-hates-sega-for-forcing-him-to-attack-somebody.6979/]

}}

===Boycott the Yarms===
{{quotebox|10 January 2015
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-1-10-15-sonichus-arms-are-not-yellow.7009/]

}}

===The Seed Event===
{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!

}}

===Chris Rages On===
{{quotebox|12 January 2015

Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!
}}

===Chris Gives Up and Continues On at the Same Time===
{{quotebox|13 January 2015

This is in response to the post below this one about the so-called list of my purchased Nintendo software. Direct to the point: I have sincerely NEVER purchased either Sonic Boom game. The 3DS game, however, was actually Hand Given to me as a Gift from my ex-girlfriend, Catherine's Cousin, Al, after out bowling outing in Early December, 2014; Last Month.
I have registered the 3DS card through my [[Club Nintendo]] account, and explicitly told them in the survey that game Was Gifted to me; I Had Not Purchased it, period. And I Had shortly after received a copy of the Wii U Game In the Mail. I had disposed of the envelope, because there was no return address. I Would have registered that as well, but there as NO Club Nintendo code enclosed. I have Never booted or played either game, and I certainly never have inserted either card or disc into any of my handhelds or consoles at all ever. And to spare having it quoted in the comments below this point, or in any future comments and posts in this group or on my page: Being Gifted the thing you are protesting against against your initial will, regardless of acceptance out of being polite or whatever, it does NOT Change my position or aynthing integral of the Protest that I Have personally started and still am working towards the cause, period.

SEGA!!! CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! YOUR BLUE ARMS HAVE HURT NOT ONLY ME IN A NUMBER OF GREAT WAYS, BUT COUNTLESS OTHER PEOPLE (GREATER THAN A THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS) AS WELL!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!}}

Here, Chris is referencing this[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-01-13-nintendo-employee-reveals-details-of-chriss-nintendo-transactions.7042/] Cwcki Forums article; apparently he lurks the forums frequently.

===Something Important===
{{quotebox|15 January 2015
I have something important to share of importance. After the incident on the 26th, on the court date on the 29th, the judge had documented that neither I, nor Any local GameStop stores or employees, come near or contact each other. I Have not contacted or visited any of them, but the day after on the 30th, One of them called My Cell Phone, TWICE, on the 30th, the day after that court date. I have Not listened to either of their messages; I had marked both of them "As Read". They both were just automatically removed from my voicemail list. But I screen capped the details from my phone a few days ago. I've had the numbers of the four GameStops, for any inquiries I had to make in the past.

Anyhow, They have violated the Court Rules there.

}}

===Kengle the Troll===
{{quotebox|19 January 2015
[http://kiwifarms.net/threads/2015-jan-19-kengle-trolls-chris-with-blue-arms-purchase.7218/]
}}

===You Dropped a Glitterbomb on Me, Baby===
[[File:GlitterbombNotice.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's hatred for something so minor becomes greatly unhealthy.]]
On 30 January 2015, a document was leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris has taken one step above macing employees and is ''threatening to glitterbomb'' Sega's American headquarters. Initially thought to be work done by weens, forum member Marvin eventually stood up and confirmed this actually as Chris's doing. The letter reads:

{{quotebox|SEGA of America Inc. 350 Rhode Island St, Suite 400 San Francisco, CA 94103
'''For Every Week Sonic the Hedgehog's arms remain blue in the "Sonic Boom" Video Games AND TV Cartoon Show, and that you all at SEGA continue to NOT Public Announce your apology for the change as well as RECALLING Everything of this Sonic Boom to change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately on Television, Newsprint and Internet Posts and Videos, you all will receive a sparkling mess. And to stop this glittery combination from coming in, you WILL Change Sonic the Hedgehogs Arm Colour back immediately in EVERYTHING Sonic Boom, including PULLING the cartoon from Cartoon Network to change the arm colour back in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of the show.'''

'''Thank you.'''}}

The document reveals that Chris refuses to stop committing acts of battery unless a multimedia company gives in to a 30-year-old manchild's threats. It also shows his complete lack of knowing what glitterbombing actually ''is''. To glitterbomb someone is to dump or throw glitter on your opponent in public (such as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uZ4q-7y2M when some guy with a box of Cheez-Its came up to Newt Gingrich and dumped glitter on him]), ''not'' sending envelopes with glitter inside. To send envelopes with glitter inside is simply known as "[http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ shipping enemies glitter]".

===Weighing In on the Protests===
{{quotebox|2 Febuary 2015
Hey [REDACTED],
I saw that video and absolutely agree 100% that Chris was unjustified in his actions. I would have supported the employee whipping his ass to be honest. I think Chris needs to go to jail, he has never been held accountable for his actions. Destruction of property, assault, etc are serious stuff. He needs counseling and professional services that I think without incarceration he will never receive.
I'm glad that the Cwiki is no longer what it was in its incarnation, he was using it as an excuse for his behavior, and now can't use it as a fallback on to his issues.
I really have little defense for Christian for what hes been doing, but I hope he can come out a better person.
}}

===Chris's Ego Butts In!===
After hearing about Sega downsizing to focus on PC and Mobile games, Chris [[Chris and reality|thought]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he had a hand in it through his boycott]]:
{{quotebox|2 February 2015
Regardless of SEGA downsizing, Which I feel our boycotting has brought into play, we Have made SEGA take notice of their Mistake in changing Sonic's Arm Color among this term of events. And THEY still CAN create and distribute Downloadable Update Data for BOTH Sonic Boom Games to change his Arm Color Back at the very least.}}

===Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice===
After the sequel to the first ''Sonic Boom'' game was announced, Chris immediately showed his disapproval on Facebook. He even threatened [[Best Buy]] to not sell the game unless they change Sonic's arm color back, and still firmly believes that Sega was the one who got him thrown briefly into prison. He then claimed that he will beat up Sega producers [[Omar Woodley]] and Stephen Froat because of the blue arms.

{{quotebox|9 [[June 2015]]
Hell no!!! Still with the blue arms?!!! Ugh! SEGA, Does my Protest and Jail Time And Court Trouble Result NOT Resonate with you at all? Don't Y'all EVER FREAKING LISTEN AND LEARN?!!!!}}

[[File:Omar woodley threat.jpeg|300px|thumb|right|His post before he edited in Stephen Froat.]]
{{quotebox|[[File:SonicBoomFireAndIce.jpg|thumb|225px|right|The picture he included with this post.]]9 June 2015
Bring to me, in person, the ones called Omar Woodley and Stephen Frost, So I can tell to their faces of my Plights and Troubles I Went and Had to Go Through, Because of the Sensory Overloading Horrific Arm Colour Change that should NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. And then, let me Kick and Beat Them Up upon further refusal to change the arm Colour back to tan in Everything Sonic Boom!

Damn and F*** Olmar Woodley and Stephen Frost!!!}}

On the same day, Chris proceeded to post this:

{{quotebox|[[File:SonicNoArms (pic only).jpg|thumb|right|This waste of [[money]] resulted in Chris's [[white knights]] refusing to help him.]]
9 June 2015
I protested peacefully and bold; I get banned from the local Four GameStops, and rebanned from Fashion SquareI ended up in jail for a weekend, along with court troubles; someone got a mild amount of pepper spray.

Time healed me some and I was recovering and doing better. Now, ANOTHER BLUE ARMED GAME IS BEING MADE?!!!

‪#‎SEGA‬ has ruined a peaceful, pleasant life for me again. It is Payback Time!

‪#‎SonicBoom‬
‪#‎FixSonicsArmsImmediatelySEGA‬}}

===Give Me 10 Good Reasons, I Need to Know===
{{quotebox|12 June 2015
If SEGA can give me Ten valid Reasons (with at lease One Good Reason) to justify the arm colour change (no less), NOT counting to "Modernize" Sonic or to make Sonic "appealing to the younger generations", I may reconsider.}}

===The End?===
{{quotebox|2 October 2015
This is the Final Update for this Protest Group.

Regardless of circumstances and bad outcomes/tidings, it is confirmed that Sonic's arms Will be back to their original colour in the next Sonic Game: Sonic & Mario at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.

After this visual confirmation, I have found solace and satisfaction for the ending result.

I wish to thank every person who Actually helped in the protest against the blue arms in the Sonic Boom games, cartoon and all of that.

We have found success in our protest. It is good.}}

==References==
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Sonichu (game)

2017-10-29T22:39:59Z

Imdyingliterally789: /* Sonichu: the DDoS factor */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Sonichu on Game Boy Advance.jpg|thumb|It was supposed to come out on GBA. Guess what? For some reason, it didn't. Also notice the spelling mistake in 'Advance' that was poorly corrected. [[Honor roll]], [[Audiobooks|my ass]].]]

The prospect of creating an official '''''Sonichu''''' video game is one of Chris's long-lasting [[Chris and reality|delusions]]. Being the total fucktard he is, he wants [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] (and possibly [[Sony]]) to team up and create this game starring his [[Sonichu|shitty excuse for a character]]. But, as in many other areas, Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and, because of this, he is almost as easily tricked by [[trolls]] pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.

== Chris's game proposals ==
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
Unfortunately for people who want to make sense of the whole mess, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be. He seems to come up with different game ideas and names, without really bothering to make them too different from each other. The game ideas seem to come and go based on the systems Chris has owned and used at the time, and he seems to be perfectly willing to let the [[trolls|game designers]] take full charge of every aspect of naming and design these games, as long as his vague parameters are followed.

Chris has been very quiet about any sort of a concrete plans for what the games should be like gameplay-wise, and has only stated what characters he envisions the games should have, what sort of "adventures" he envisions them having, and how those characters could possibly tie into level designs. According to the [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|13 September 2009 video]], Chris only has the "story arcs" of the games in his head and on paper:

{{quote|I got so many more story arcs in there [[Transformers|than meets the eye]], yes- I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm- I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to [[Wild Sonichu]]'s scyther father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then [[Sonichu]] actually- and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And [[Bubbles]] is on her way to an amusement park. W-, uh... [[Angelica]] goes and defend her new church. [[Punchy]] is out for a new challenge, and [[Magi-chan]], [[Homos|I'm not sure about him yet]]. And [[Sonichu]] is out for- is out to- he's accept- he's accepted the challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]].|Chris, explaining concepts but not details.}}

Chris hasn't, however, stated some ''very basic'' gameplay details, such as the supposed ''genres'' of the games; ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is easy to figure out, but the rest are anyone's guess. He is possibly picturing the games as some sort of a continuation of the 3D Sonic game series, with Chris scoffing at the idea of the games being in 2D (and offering no information beyond that). All this is highly alarming, because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get ''this'' much done. Chris spends much more time pitching the game idea itself and considering his personal involvement with the project (making advertisements, and offering to act as a voice actor) than he does on thinking about the actual ''gameplay''.

Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on [[Miyamoto saga]] is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris [[Autism|struggling to adjust to adult life]].

The Sonichu game was planned to be released on all consoles except the [[HEXBox|HEXBox 360]], due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his [[monthly tugboat]] on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, in spite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back-burner as far as most developers are concerned.

=== Why all this is futile ===
{{main|Chris and the industry}}

Plain and simple, none of the media companies want unsolicited ideas from the public. There are several reasons for this. While companies do market research and figure out whether the time is ripe for games, they rarely take direct input from gamers on what kind of games they should publish. There are time constraints; a publisher would need to deal with a huge volume of ideas, all of which would need all due consideration. There are legal constraints; if a company rejects the idea, they have to agree to never implement a similar idea even if they came up with it on their own, or the dejected fan might sue them for idea theft. Ideas also take considerable time and energy to be actually implemented. Finally, Chris is in no position to make demands to Nintendo and Sega, since it is, ultimately, ''they'' who hold the copyrights to Pikachu and Sonic.

==Games proposed==
===Sonichu Adventure===
''Sonichu Adventure'' was a game [[Chris]] planned to release for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo GameCube and Game Boy Advance]] systems before deciding that [[Ego|he]] was a far more interesting topic for a game, and diverted his attention towards ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.

The game is a blatant rip-off of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', as evidenced by the title and its release for the GameCube (''Sonic Adventure'' was originally released exclusively for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Dreamcast|Sega Dreamcast]], but was later re-released for the GameCube).

''Sonichu Adventure'' was one of the ads in the [[Sonichu 0|first issue]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|the ''Sonichu'' comic]]. In true Chris style, the design of the game never went beyond a mocked-up bit of boxart and a ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine cover that displayed the depths of Chris's awesome talent.

In early promotional materials, it was titled "Sonichu's Adventure", but the "'s" was dropped in the final box art and images in-game. Details about the game are elaborated in the [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'']].

Chris's basic statements about the game in the video ''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]'' indicate that the game would have had branching single player story paths, each following different characters. [[Wild Sonichu]] would be questing to find his lost father, [[Bubbles]] does some stupid bullshit at an amusement park, [[Angelica]] has to defend her new church against some unnamed enemy, [[Punchy]] goes out looking for a new challenge (whatever that means), and [[Sonichu]] accepts some kind of challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]]. Chris also says that [[Magi-Chan]] would have been involved in some way as well, but Chris never thought of an idea for what he could do.

===Sonichu Advance===
''Sonichu Advance'' was Chris's proposed Sonichu game for the Game Boy Advance. The title indicates that it would have probably been a ripoff of the ''Sonic Advance'' series, which are GBA installments of Sega Genesis-style [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] games with sprites updated to the ''Sonic Adventure'' art-style, and other graphical improvements.

Sonichu Advance first featured in an advertisement in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]. It also appeared on Chris's second [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, as featured in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation for Nintendo.

===Pokémon: Lightning Version===
''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' was a [[Pokémon]] game for the Game Boy Advance that Chris planned on releasing, possibly at the same time as ''Sonichu Advance''. Not much is known about this game, as Chris said very little about it, even in advertisements, other than implying you would get to "catch" Sonichus at some point. Chris merely stated that " I have the idea for the story beginning in my head" and that it would feature "Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY)."<ref>[[The_Sonichu_Chronicles]]</ref>

===Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles}}

''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles'' is Chris's extremely dumb and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.

===Sonichu: the DDoS factor===
''Sonichu: the DDoS factor'' was a fan game that was being made in the notorious Scratch programming language by scratch user Arcademon. It was intended to be a shoot 'em up in a similar style to Mega Man. Initially intended for an October 19th 2017 release, it was delayed to November of that year, until being cancelled due to Arcademon attempting to shift his focus to his Smash T.V. recreation

the story would have seen Christian Chandler himself being dragged into a digital world by Mary Lee Walsh after playing a bad game heavily implied to be the infamous Bubsy 3D. Christian would then be turned into Sonichu and would have to escape. Arcademon has stated he is "not a Sonichu fan" and he was simply creating this game as a guilty pleasure of sorts

=== DLC ===
Chris had also intended to release DLC for certain games related to Sonichu.

*In ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promised CWC and Sonichu-related content for ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]''.

*Over the [[Miyamoto Saga]], the trolls convinced Chris that ''[[Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing: City Folk]]'' would get Sonichu and Rosechu as villagers.

== Chris's plea to his fans ==
In mid-[[2008]], trying to cash in on what he believed to be a massive [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fanbase]] (in actuality, [[trolls]] pretending to be fans), Chris implored his fans to be his personal army and beg Nintendo, Sega and Sony to make his game (because they'd probably stopped responding to Chris even with form letters).

{{quotebox|With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of [[Cwcville]] back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first Commodore 64 computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after [[the American Rabbit]], but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since [[1991]], and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination

You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.

Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of [[Sonichu (comic)|the Comic Book Series]], likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, [[2008]] or 1st Quarter, [[2009]]

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "[[Sonichu Adventure|Sonichu's Adventure]]" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for GameCube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as GameCube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on [[the Moon]]. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the [[Chaotic Combo]] as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my Electric-Hedgehogs]], [[Barb|my mother]] and [[Bob|father,]] my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan|Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and [[Reldnahc|my Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the [[Xbox|HEX-Box]].

And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently [[Miyamoto Saga|THAT CAN be Faked]].. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

Who do you want to catch?

[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]!

Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]!

When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?

NOW!!!}}

== Game production attempts ==
=== JK Productions (August 2008) ===
{{main|JK Productions}}

In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]] Chris described what he envisioned for the upcoming [[Sonichu]] game being developed by [[JK Productions]]. Chris also set up a (now deleted) blog dedicated solely to the game development. JK Productions later turned out to be trolls and cut off all ties with Chris. Chris went back to harassing Nintendo executives shortly afterwards.

=== Miyamoto Saga (January 2009) ===
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of [[2009]], Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platforms, exchanging several emails with trolls posing as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] among others. He was of course being trolled, as part of an elaborate scheme set up by his future arch-nemesis, [[Clyde Cash]].

Of particular interest here, (from the game design point of view, as well as deciphering Chris's intentions), was [[The Sonichu Chronicles|the PowerPoint presentation]] he made for Nintendo. Yet, even ''this'' presentation will disappoint most people greatly: ''one'' slide that maybe even dares to mention the topic of the discussion at hand - to wit, the Sonichu games, and all the rest about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]] and [[Chris and his Ego|Chris himself]].

=== Chris's own game development projects (November 2008) ===
{{main|LittleBigPlanet}}

Being a level designer game, Chris quickly became obsessed with LBP in later [[2008]], as it allowed him to finally live out his dream of creating the Sonichu video game he had always wanted. He created two or three sub-par levels based around Sonichu and then forgot about that idea completely, instead making levels about the [[PS3 History Level|PS3 itself]], [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|his then current sweetheart]] and later, [[The Wallflower|owls]]. Thus even Chris gave up on making a Sonichu game, content with his single unplayable Sonichu level and Sonichu themed Sackboy costume.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Sonichu_Adventure_for_Gamecube.jpg|The E rating is surprising, considering all the ''ahem''- [[Rule 34|romance]].
Image:Sonichu_on_Game_Boy_Advance.jpg|''Sonichu Advance'' and ''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' adverts in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]].
Image:002-CWCsSonichuBook.jpg|[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, showcasing Sonichu Adventure and Sonichu Advance.
Image:038-CWCsNP35.jpg|Moar on Sonichu Adventure.
Image:CWConPS3.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS3.
Image:CWConPS2.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS2.
Image:CWConWii.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on Wii.
Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on [[Hex-Box]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[JK Productions]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[LittleBigPlanet]]

{{Sonichu Games}}

[[Category:Video games created by Chris]]

Sonichu (game)

2017-10-29T16:00:58Z

Imdyingliterally789:

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Sonichu on Game Boy Advance.jpg|thumb|It was supposed to come out on GBA. Guess what? For some reason, it didn't. Also notice the spelling mistake in 'Advance' that was poorly corrected. [[Honor roll]], [[Audiobooks|my ass]].]]

The prospect of creating an official '''''Sonichu''''' video game is one of Chris's long-lasting [[Chris and reality|delusions]]. Being the total fucktard he is, he wants [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] (and possibly [[Sony]]) to team up and create this game starring his [[Sonichu|shitty excuse for a character]]. But, as in many other areas, Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and, because of this, he is almost as easily tricked by [[trolls]] pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.

== Chris's game proposals ==
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
Unfortunately for people who want to make sense of the whole mess, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be. He seems to come up with different game ideas and names, without really bothering to make them too different from each other. The game ideas seem to come and go based on the systems Chris has owned and used at the time, and he seems to be perfectly willing to let the [[trolls|game designers]] take full charge of every aspect of naming and design these games, as long as his vague parameters are followed.

Chris has been very quiet about any sort of a concrete plans for what the games should be like gameplay-wise, and has only stated what characters he envisions the games should have, what sort of "adventures" he envisions them having, and how those characters could possibly tie into level designs. According to the [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|13 September 2009 video]], Chris only has the "story arcs" of the games in his head and on paper:

{{quote|I got so many more story arcs in there [[Transformers|than meets the eye]], yes- I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm- I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to [[Wild Sonichu]]'s scyther father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then [[Sonichu]] actually- and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And [[Bubbles]] is on her way to an amusement park. W-, uh... [[Angelica]] goes and defend her new church. [[Punchy]] is out for a new challenge, and [[Magi-chan]], [[Homos|I'm not sure about him yet]]. And [[Sonichu]] is out for- is out to- he's accept- he's accepted the challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]].|Chris, explaining concepts but not details.}}

Chris hasn't, however, stated some ''very basic'' gameplay details, such as the supposed ''genres'' of the games; ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is easy to figure out, but the rest are anyone's guess. He is possibly picturing the games as some sort of a continuation of the 3D Sonic game series, with Chris scoffing at the idea of the games being in 2D (and offering no information beyond that). All this is highly alarming, because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get ''this'' much done. Chris spends much more time pitching the game idea itself and considering his personal involvement with the project (making advertisements, and offering to act as a voice actor) than he does on thinking about the actual ''gameplay''.

Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on [[Miyamoto saga]] is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris [[Autism|struggling to adjust to adult life]].

The Sonichu game was planned to be released on all consoles except the [[HEXBox|HEXBox 360]], due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his [[monthly tugboat]] on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, in spite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back-burner as far as most developers are concerned.

=== Why all this is futile ===
{{main|Chris and the industry}}

Plain and simple, none of the media companies want unsolicited ideas from the public. There are several reasons for this. While companies do market research and figure out whether the time is ripe for games, they rarely take direct input from gamers on what kind of games they should publish. There are time constraints; a publisher would need to deal with a huge volume of ideas, all of which would need all due consideration. There are legal constraints; if a company rejects the idea, they have to agree to never implement a similar idea even if they came up with it on their own, or the dejected fan might sue them for idea theft. Ideas also take considerable time and energy to be actually implemented. Finally, Chris is in no position to make demands to Nintendo and Sega, since it is, ultimately, ''they'' who hold the copyrights to Pikachu and Sonic.

==Games proposed==
===Sonichu Adventure===
''Sonichu Adventure'' was a game [[Chris]] planned to release for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo GameCube and Game Boy Advance]] systems before deciding that [[Ego|he]] was a far more interesting topic for a game, and diverted his attention towards ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.

The game is a blatant rip-off of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', as evidenced by the title and its release for the GameCube (''Sonic Adventure'' was originally released exclusively for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Dreamcast|Sega Dreamcast]], but was later re-released for the GameCube).

''Sonichu Adventure'' was one of the ads in the [[Sonichu 0|first issue]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|the ''Sonichu'' comic]]. In true Chris style, the design of the game never went beyond a mocked-up bit of boxart and a ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine cover that displayed the depths of Chris's awesome talent.

In early promotional materials, it was titled "Sonichu's Adventure", but the "'s" was dropped in the final box art and images in-game. Details about the game are elaborated in the [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'']].

Chris's basic statements about the game in the video ''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]'' indicate that the game would have had branching single player story paths, each following different characters. [[Wild Sonichu]] would be questing to find his lost father, [[Bubbles]] does some stupid bullshit at an amusement park, [[Angelica]] has to defend her new church against some unnamed enemy, [[Punchy]] goes out looking for a new challenge (whatever that means), and [[Sonichu]] accepts some kind of challenge from [[Metal Sonichu]]. Chris also says that [[Magi-Chan]] would have been involved in some way as well, but Chris never thought of an idea for what he could do.

===Sonichu Advance===
''Sonichu Advance'' was Chris's proposed Sonichu game for the Game Boy Advance. The title indicates that it would have probably been a ripoff of the ''Sonic Advance'' series, which are GBA installments of Sega Genesis-style [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] games with sprites updated to the ''Sonic Adventure'' art-style, and other graphical improvements.

Sonichu Advance first featured in an advertisement in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]. It also appeared on Chris's second [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, as featured in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation for Nintendo.

===Pokémon: Lightning Version===
''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' was a [[Pokémon]] game for the Game Boy Advance that Chris planned on releasing, possibly at the same time as ''Sonichu Advance''. Not much is known about this game, as Chris said very little about it, even in advertisements, other than implying you would get to "catch" Sonichus at some point. Chris merely stated that " I have the idea for the story beginning in my head" and that it would feature "Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY)."<ref>[[The_Sonichu_Chronicles]]</ref>

===Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles===
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''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles'' is Chris's extremely dumb and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.

===Sonichu: the DDoS factor===
''Sonichu: the DDoS factor'' was a fan game that was being made in the notorious Scratch programming language by scratch user Arcademon. It was intended to be a shoot 'em up in a similar style to Mega Man. Initially intended for an October 19th 2017 release, it was delayed to November of that year, until being cancelled due to Arcademon attempting to shift his focus to his Smash T.V. recreation

the story would have seen Christian Chandler himself being dragged into a digital world by Mary Lee Walsh after playing a bad game heavily implied to be the infamous Bubsy 3D. Christian would then be turned into Sonichu and would have to escape.

=== DLC ===
Chris had also intended to release DLC for certain games related to Sonichu.

*In ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' ad, Chris promised CWC and Sonichu-related content for ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]''.

*Over the [[Miyamoto Saga]], the trolls convinced Chris that ''[[Animal Crossing|Animal Crossing: City Folk]]'' would get Sonichu and Rosechu as villagers.

== Chris's plea to his fans ==
In mid-[[2008]], trying to cash in on what he believed to be a massive [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|fanbase]] (in actuality, [[trolls]] pretending to be fans), Chris implored his fans to be his personal army and beg Nintendo, Sega and Sony to make his game (because they'd probably stopped responding to Chris even with form letters).

{{quotebox|With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of [[Cwcville]] back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first Commodore 64 computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after [[the American Rabbit]], but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since [[1991]], and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination

You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.

Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of [[Sonichu (comic)|the Comic Book Series]], likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, [[2008]] or 1st Quarter, [[2009]]

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "[[Sonichu Adventure|Sonichu's Adventure]]" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for GameCube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as GameCube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on [[the Moon]]. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the [[Chaotic Combo]] as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my Electric-Hedgehogs]], [[Barb|my mother]] and [[Bob|father,]] my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan|Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and [[Reldnahc|my Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the [[Xbox|HEX-Box]].

And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently [[Miyamoto Saga|THAT CAN be Faked]].. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

Who do you want to catch?

[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]!

Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]!

When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?

NOW!!!}}

== Game production attempts ==
=== JK Productions (August 2008) ===
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In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]] Chris described what he envisioned for the upcoming [[Sonichu]] game being developed by [[JK Productions]]. Chris also set up a (now deleted) blog dedicated solely to the game development. JK Productions later turned out to be trolls and cut off all ties with Chris. Chris went back to harassing Nintendo executives shortly afterwards.

=== Miyamoto Saga (January 2009) ===
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In the beginning of [[2009]], Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platforms, exchanging several emails with trolls posing as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Takashi Tezuka]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] among others. He was of course being trolled, as part of an elaborate scheme set up by his future arch-nemesis, [[Clyde Cash]].

Of particular interest here, (from the game design point of view, as well as deciphering Chris's intentions), was [[The Sonichu Chronicles|the PowerPoint presentation]] he made for Nintendo. Yet, even ''this'' presentation will disappoint most people greatly: ''one'' slide that maybe even dares to mention the topic of the discussion at hand - to wit, the Sonichu games, and all the rest about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]] and [[Chris and his Ego|Chris himself]].

=== Chris's own game development projects (November 2008) ===
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Being a level designer game, Chris quickly became obsessed with LBP in later [[2008]], as it allowed him to finally live out his dream of creating the Sonichu video game he had always wanted. He created two or three sub-par levels based around Sonichu and then forgot about that idea completely, instead making levels about the [[PS3 History Level|PS3 itself]], [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|his then current sweetheart]] and later, [[The Wallflower|owls]]. Thus even Chris gave up on making a Sonichu game, content with his single unplayable Sonichu level and Sonichu themed Sackboy costume.

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Image:Sonichu_Adventure_for_Gamecube.jpg|The E rating is surprising, considering all the ''ahem''- [[Rule 34|romance]].
Image:Sonichu_on_Game_Boy_Advance.jpg|''Sonichu Advance'' and ''Pokémon: Lightning Version'' adverts in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]].
Image:002-CWCsSonichuBook.jpg|[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]] cover, showcasing Sonichu Adventure and Sonichu Advance.
Image:038-CWCsNP35.jpg|Moar on Sonichu Adventure.
Image:CWConPS3.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS3.
Image:CWConPS2.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on PS2.
Image:CWConWii.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on Wii.
Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg|Adult Chronicles cover on [[Hex-Box]].
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==See also==
*[[JK Productions]]
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[LittleBigPlanet]]

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