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Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-20T23:18:49Z

InquisitorLisica:

'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' is a forum established in late [[April 2011]]. Chris was posting as himself under the alias "Kookydashy". This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a tomgirl that, to say the least, made the effort of tracking him down more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.

== Posts ==
===Re: Introductions!===
In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy: Interests include breasts, pussy, and autism awareness.]]

{{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)

Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like music, makeup, dressin' up in my mini, havin' fun 'n hangin' with my [[girlfriend]]s, karaoke, [[video games]], crafting and [[art]].

I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, complex individual.

I do not have many [[jerks|dude pals]], because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as homosexuals, over the [[internet]]. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.

And I am an all-around good, friendly, honest, heterosexual tomgirl.

Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref>}}

===Re: Coming out to my parents===
In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.

{{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.

What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.

Also, try looking up "tomgirl" on [[Wikipedia]]; it redirects to "effeminancy". While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the [[homos]].

Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in "tomgirl"`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.

Plus finding employment is hard. I got a [[CADD|fancy computer degree]] from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.

Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating "Tomgirls aren't real"; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.

I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it financially, mentally and emotionally. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&start=20]</ref>}}

===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===

{{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.

As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.

Open for your thoughts.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&start=10]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL

I also am enjoying the "Mighty Milky Way" DSiWare game on my [[Nintendo|3DS]]. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.

Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=382#p382]</ref>}}

===Re: Homosexuals===
{{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.

As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

===Re: July Meetup===

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''

That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.

First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.

Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===
In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a "hater", then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].

{{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32&p=291#p291]</ref>}}

===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===

{{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.

I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and [[High School]] years.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=35&p=292#p292]</ref>}}

===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===
Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an "interesting fact"

{{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.

[[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.

[[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.

[[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.

[[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.

[[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.

[[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.

[[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.

[[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.

[[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=34&p=293#p293]</ref>}}

===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===
[[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''

hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me

[image]

this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.
your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of [[hair]] and a nice rack in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.

How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.

Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.

Fess up, man.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''

Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.

I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am'''

kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!

as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??
|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''

OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am'''

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! <3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

[[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''

Hey everyone, I have a major update.

So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.

Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.

Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''

Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! <3 xoxo|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''

Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.

I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===
{{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.

I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37&p=312#p312]</ref>}}

===Re: Mothers===
{{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my sports bras again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.

I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref>}}

===Re: Friendship Issues===
{{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.

Growing up, I have had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]]. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory [[dating education]] class alongside sex ed.

I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.

I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(

Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.

My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.

Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''

Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the [[Internet]] and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.

As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!

But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on [[Facebook]] and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|"Social" websites like Facebook and [[MySpace]] are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of "socializing" on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.

The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''

I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.
|Mike Love<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create wiki sites and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual ammount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''

Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.

I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.

So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.

Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''

Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''
I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.
|Thoria<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me".

{{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, [[electric hedgehog]]... [[Sonichu]], if I remember correctly.

Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.

I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in [[2005]] by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Girls]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95 Chris's profile]

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Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-20T23:18:13Z

InquisitorLisica:

'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' is a forum established in late [[April 2011]]. Chris was posting as himself under the alias "Kookydashy". This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a tomgirl that, to say the least, made the effort of tracking him down more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.

== Posts ==
===Re: Introductions!===
In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy: Interests include breasts, pussy, and autism awareness.]]

{{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)

Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like music, makeup, dressin' up in my mini, havin' fun 'n hangin' with my [[girlfriend]]s, karaoke, [[video games]], crafting and [[art]].

I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, complex individual.

I do not have many [[jerks|dude pals]], because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as homosexuals, over the [[internet]]. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.

And I am an all-around good, friendly, honest, heterosexual tomgirl.

Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref>}}

===Re: Coming out to my parents===
In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.

{{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.

What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.

Also, try looking up "tomgirl" on [[Wikipedia]]; it redirects to "effeminancy". While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the [[homos]].

Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in "tomgirl"`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.

Plus finding employment is hard. I got a [[CADD|fancy computer degree]] from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.

Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating "Tomgirls aren't real"; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.

I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it financially, mentally and emotionally. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&start=20]</ref>}}

===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===

{{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.

As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.

Open for your thoughts.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&start=10]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL

I also am enjoying the "Mighty Milky Way" DSiWare game on my [[Nintendo|3DS]]. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.

Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=382#p382]</ref>}}

===Re: Homosexuals===
{{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.

As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

===Re: July Meetup===

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''

That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.

First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.

Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===
In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a "hater", then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].

{{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32&p=291#p291]</ref>}}

===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===

{{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.

I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and [[High School]] years.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=35&p=292#p292]</ref>}}

===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===
Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an "interesting fact"

{{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.

[[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.

[[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.

[[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.

[[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.

[[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.

[[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.

[[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.

[[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.

[[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=34&p=293#p293]</ref>}}

===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===
[[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''

hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me

[image]

this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.
your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of [[hair]] and a nice rack in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.

How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.

Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.

Fess up, man.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''

Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.

I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am'''

kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!

as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??
|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''

OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am'''

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! <3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

[[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''

Hey everyone, I have a major update.

So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.

Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.

Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''

Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! <3 xoxo|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''

Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.

I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===
{{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.

I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37&p=312#p312]</ref>}}

===Re: Mothers===
{{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my sports bras again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.

I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref>}}

===Re: Friendship Issues===
{{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.

Growing up, I have had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]]. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory [[dating education]] class alongside sex ed.

I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.

I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(

Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.

My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.

Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''

Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the [[Internet]] and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.

As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!

But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on [[Facebook]] and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|"Social" websites like Facebook and [[MySpace]] are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of "socializing" on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.

The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''

I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.
|Mike Love<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create wiki sites and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual ammount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''

Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.

I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.

So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.

Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''

Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''
I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.
|Thoria<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me".

{{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, [[electric hedgehog]]... [[Sonichu]], if I remember correctly.

Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.

I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in [[2005]] by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

==Aftermath==
Chris stopped posting on Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia shortly after his outburst. After a month of inactivity it was decided this information would be made freely available. T&ToV is highly regarded as a complete success, and much of the later content is considered a bonus. Chris once again proved he is completely naïve and gullible.

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Girls]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95 Chris's profile]

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Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-20T23:13:16Z

InquisitorLisica:

'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' is a forum established in late [[April 2011]]. Chris was posting as himself under the alias "Kookydashy". This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a tomgirl that, to say the least, made the effort more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.

== Posts ==
===Re: Introductions!===
In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy: Interests include breasts, pussy, and autism awareness.]]

{{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)

Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like music, makeup, dressin' up in my mini, havin' fun 'n hangin' with my [[girlfriend]]s, karaoke, [[video games]], crafting and [[art]].

I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, complex individual.

I do not have many [[jerks|dude pals]], because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as homosexuals, over the [[internet]]. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.

And I am an all-around good, friendly, honest, heterosexual tomgirl.

Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref>}}

===Re: Coming out to my parents===
In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.

{{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.

What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.

Also, try looking up "tomgirl" on [[Wikipedia]]; it redirects to "effeminancy". While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the [[homos]].

Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in "tomgirl"`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.

Plus finding employment is hard. I got a [[CADD|fancy computer degree]] from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.

Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating "Tomgirls aren't real"; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.

I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it financially, mentally and emotionally. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&start=20]</ref>}}

===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===

By this point it was pretty much agreed upon that T&ToV was a huge success, see below.

{{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.

As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.

Open for your thoughts.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&start=10]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL

I also am enjoying the "Mighty Milky Way" DSiWare game on my [[Nintendo|3DS]]. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.

Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=382#p382]</ref>}}

===Re: Homosexuals===
{{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.

As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

===Re: July Meetup===

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''

That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.

First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.

Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===
In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a "hater", then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].

{{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32&p=291#p291]</ref>}}

===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===

{{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.

I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and [[High School]] years.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=35&p=292#p292]</ref>}}

===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===
Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an "interesting fact"

{{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.

[[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.

[[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.

[[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.

[[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.

[[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.

[[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.

[[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.

[[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.

[[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=34&p=293#p293]</ref>}}

===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===
[[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''

hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me

[image]

this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.
your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of [[hair]] and a nice rack in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.

How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.

Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.

Fess up, man.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''

Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.

I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am'''

kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!

as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??
|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''

OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am'''

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! <3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

[[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]
[[Image:RealSuchin.jpg|thumb|The real Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''

Hey everyone, I have a major update.

So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.

Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.

Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''

Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! <3 xoxo|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''

Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.

I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===
{{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.

I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37&p=312#p312]</ref>}}

===Re: Mothers===
{{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my sports bras again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.

I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref>}}

===Re: Friendship Issues===
{{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.

Growing up, I have had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]]. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory [[dating education]] class alongside sex ed.

I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.

I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(

Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.

My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.

Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''

Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the [[Internet]] and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.

As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!

But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on [[Facebook]] and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|"Social" websites like Facebook and [[MySpace]] are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of "socializing" on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.

The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''

I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.
|Mike Love<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create wiki sites and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual ammount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''

Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.

I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.

So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.

Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''

Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''
I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.
|Thoria<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me".

{{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, [[electric hedgehog]]... [[Sonichu]], if I remember correctly.

Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.

I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in [[2005]] by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

==Aftermath==
Chris stopped posting on Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia shortly after his outburst. After a month of inactivity it was decided this information would be made freely available. T&ToV is highly regarded as a complete success, and much of the later content is considered a bonus. Chris once again proved he is completely naïve and gullible.

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Girls]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95 Chris's profile]

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Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-20T21:53:06Z

InquisitorLisica: Added the real suchin

'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' was a faux forum established in late [[April 2011]] in an attempt to lure [[Chris]] into an online community of [[Tomgirl|tomgirls]]; a [[Trollin' Train]] 2.0 of sorts. However this proved to be far more bountiful in that unlike Trollin' Train (where Chris was making up stories under a false persona), Chris was posting as himself under the alias "Kookydashy". This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a tomgirl that, to say the least, made the effort more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.

== Posts ==
===Re: Introductions!===
In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy: Interests include breasts, pussy, and autism awareness.]]

{{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)

Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like music, makeup, dressin' up in my mini, havin' fun 'n hangin' with my [[girlfriend]]s, karaoke, [[video games]], crafting and [[art]].

I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, complex individual.

I do not have many [[jerks|dude pals]], because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as homosexuals, over the [[internet]]. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.

And I am an all-around good, friendly, honest, heterosexual tomgirl.

Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref>}}

===Re: Coming out to my parents===
In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.

{{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.

What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.

Also, try looking up "tomgirl" on [[Wikipedia]]; it redirects to "effeminancy". While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the [[homos]].

Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in "tomgirl"`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.

Plus finding employment is hard. I got a [[CADD|fancy computer degree]] from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.

Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating "Tomgirls aren't real"; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.

I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it financially, mentally and emotionally. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&start=20]</ref>}}

===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===

By this point it was pretty much agreed upon that T&ToV was a huge success, see below.

{{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.

As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.

Open for your thoughts.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&start=10]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL

I also am enjoying the "Mighty Milky Way" DSiWare game on my [[Nintendo|3DS]]. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.

Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=382#p382]</ref>}}

===Re: Homosexuals===
{{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.

As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

===Re: July Meetup===

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''

That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.

First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.

Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===
In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a "hater", then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].

{{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32&p=291#p291]</ref>}}

===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===

{{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.

I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and [[High School]] years.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=35&p=292#p292]</ref>}}

===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===
Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an "interesting fact"

{{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.

[[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.

[[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.

[[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.

[[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.

[[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.

[[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.

[[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.

[[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.

[[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=34&p=293#p293]</ref>}}

===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===
[[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''

hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me

[image]

this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.
your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of [[hair]] and a nice rack in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.

How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.

Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.

Fess up, man.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''

Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.

I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am'''

kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!

as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??
|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''

OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am'''

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! <3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

[[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]
[[Image:RealSuchin.jpg|thumb|The real Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''

Hey everyone, I have a major update.

So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.

Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.

Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''

Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! <3 xoxo|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''

Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.

I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===
{{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.

I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37&p=312#p312]</ref>}}

===Re: Mothers===
{{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my sports bras again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.

I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref>}}

===Re: Friendship Issues===
{{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.

Growing up, I have had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]]. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory [[dating education]] class alongside sex ed.

I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.

I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(

Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.

My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.

Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''

Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the [[Internet]] and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.

As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!

But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on [[Facebook]] and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|"Social" websites like Facebook and [[MySpace]] are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of "socializing" on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.

The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''

I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.
|Mike Love<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create wiki sites and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual ammount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''

Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.

I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.

So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.

Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''

Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''
I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.
|Thoria<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me".

{{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, [[electric hedgehog]]... [[Sonichu]], if I remember correctly.

Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.

I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in [[2005]] by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

==Aftermath==
Chris stopped posting on Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia shortly after his outburst. After a month of inactivity it was decided this information would be made freely available. T&ToV is highly regarded as a complete success, and much of the later content is considered a bonus. Chris once again proved he is completely naïve and gullible.

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Girls]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95 Chris's profile]

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[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

User:InquisitorLisica

2011-05-29T06:37:28Z

InquisitorLisica:

{{Americunt}}
{{PVCC}}
I'm currently trying to give back to the Wiki for all the content I've browsed.

Wigwam

2010-10-25T23:07:56Z

InquisitorLisica:

'''Wigwam''' is a video where Chris pretends to smoke [[tobacky]], nearly four years after [[Chris and hypocrisy|he proclaimed that he would shoot every last ounce of it to the Moon.]] Looks like he [[Fail|failed]] to [[Dreams#The acid factory dream|heed Godbear's warning]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Wigwam
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XvgT2J6WgvE}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[PlayingHouse]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]
}}

== Transcription ==
[[File:CWC_Pipe_Stem_with_black_ink.jpg|thumb|right|100px|A five-pack of CWC-brand tobacky.]]
[''Chris makes weird noises, takes a puff from a ballpoint pen attached to a small sack, makes more weird noises, then hands it to the viewer.'']

Dude, smoke um peace pipe, find ’ner peace!
{{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[PlayingHouse]]|nextlink=[[DayOut]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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2010-10-25T23:06:03Z

InquisitorLisica:

==August 2010==
*'''[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]''' ''27 [[August 2010]]'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris reaches out to his [[Manchester High School|former classmates]] in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion. He also speaks out against the [[trolls]] and cyberbullying in general.

*'''[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]''' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.

*'''[[The MovingForward videos]]''' ''29 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.

*'''[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]''' ''30 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Rumours}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|heckler]].

==September 2010==
*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]''' ''6 [[September 2010]]'' {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris rants at the trolls, complete with [[Sonichu medallion]].

*'''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]].

*'''[[XBox is OK.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Rumours}} {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris recants his hatred of the [[Hex Box|Xbox]], homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.

*'''[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]''' ''16 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Racism}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris creates another video for Jackie, in which he wears black and red facepaint to look like [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]] and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

*'''[[Lars' Ship Has Sunk]]''' ''25 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.

*'''[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]''' ''26 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Smug}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris promotes his [[Don'tGetTrolled!|anti-troll efforts]] and [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Oil of Olay]].

*'''[[New Address]]''' ''27 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.

*'''[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''30 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

==October 2010==
*'''[[100 2261.MOV]]''' ''1 October 2010'' {{Rumors}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{Game Place}} {{PokemonLeague}} Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of [[The GAMe PLACe]], particularly [[Michael Snyder|Michael]], for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to [[stress]].

*'''[[I like Mary Poppins]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.

*'''[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking [[Lars]] for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with [[Jackie]].

*'''[[100 2265]]''' ''3 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{cwcbra}} Chris dresses up as [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]], complete with [[muscle bra]].

*'''[[100 2266]]''' ''4 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} Continuing with the [[McDonalds]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing Mark Wills' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8 Don't Laugh At Me].

*'''[[100 2267]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of [[Clyde Cash]] - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.

*'''[[100 2269]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]], Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.

*'''[[100 2270]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Chris attempts to impersonate [[Alec]]/[[Liquid]] in a video full of [[Asperchu]] rage.

*'''[[ECV 00001]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris yammers about the [[Cherokee]].

*'''[[A Hike]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.

*'''[[ECV 00002]]''' ''10 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his cartoon alter ego]].

*'''[[100 2277]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.

*'''[[100 2279]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris does a poor [[Cleveland Show|Cleveland]] impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.

*'''[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]''' ''14 October 2010'' {{Homos}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] the trolls.

*'''[[100 2281]]''' ''15 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].

*'''[[Pregnant Act]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} {{Jackie} {{K-SwissShirt}} A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.

*'''[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}{{K-SwissShirt}} Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.

*'''[[Gilligan Be or Not]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]''.

*'''[[Vitameatavegamin]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show ''[[I Love Lucy]]''.

*'''[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president

*'''[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.

*'''[[A Workout]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.

*'''[[Wigwam]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}

*'''[[PlayingHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris plays with some LEGO people.

*'''[[DayOut1]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plan of driving around town.

*'''[[DayOut2]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris drives by McDonald's and Wal-Mart.

Template:ListOfVideos/Aug-Dec2010

2010-10-25T23:05:16Z

InquisitorLisica:

==August 2010==
*'''[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]''' ''27 [[August 2010]]'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris reaches out to his [[Manchester High School|former classmates]] in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion. He also speaks out against the [[trolls]] and cyberbullying in general.

*'''[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]''' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.

*'''[[The MovingForward videos]]''' ''29 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.

*'''[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]''' ''30 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Rumours}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|heckler]].

==September 2010==
*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]''' ''6 [[September 2010]]'' {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris rants at the trolls, complete with [[Sonichu medallion]].

*'''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]].

*'''[[XBox is OK.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Rumours}} {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris recants his hatred of the [[Hex Box|Xbox]], homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.

*'''[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]''' ''16 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Racism}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris creates another video for Jackie, in which he wears black and red facepaint to look like [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]] and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

*'''[[Lars' Ship Has Sunk]]''' ''25 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.

*'''[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]''' ''26 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Smug}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris promotes his [[Don'tGetTrolled!|anti-troll efforts]] and [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Oil of Olay]].

*'''[[New Address]]''' ''27 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.

*'''[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''30 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

==October 2010==
*'''[[100 2261.MOV]]''' ''1 October 2010'' {{Rumors}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{Game Place}} {{PokemonLeague}} Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of [[The GAMe PLACe]], particularly [[Michael Snyder|Michael]], for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to [[stress]].

*'''[[I like Mary Poppins]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.

*'''[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking [[Lars]] for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with [[Jackie]].

*'''[[100 2265]]''' ''3 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{cwcbra}} Chris dresses up as [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]], complete with [[muscle bra]].

*'''[[100 2266]]''' ''4 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} Continuing with the [[McDonalds]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing Mark Wills' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8 Don't Laugh At Me].

*'''[[100 2267]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of [[Clyde Cash]] - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.

*'''[[100 2269]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]], Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.

*'''[[100 2270]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Chris attempts to impersonate [[Alec]]/[[Liquid]] in a video full of [[Asperchu]] rage.

*'''[[ECV 00001]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris yammers about the [[Cherokee]].

*'''[[A Hike]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.

*'''[[ECV 00002]]''' ''10 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his cartoon alter ego]].

*'''[[100 2277]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.

*'''[[100 2279]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris does a poor [[Cleveland Show|Cleveland]] impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.

*'''[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]''' ''14 October 2010'' {{Homos}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] the trolls.

*'''[[100 2281]]''' ''15 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].

*'''[[Pregnant Act]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} {{Jackie} {{K-SwissShirt}} A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.

*'''[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}{{K-SwissShirt}} Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.

*'''[[Gilligan Be or Not]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]''.

*'''[[Vitameatavegamin]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show ''[[I Love Lucy]]''.

*'''[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president

*'''[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.

*'''[[A Workout]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.

*'''[[Wigwam]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}

*'''[[PlayingHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris plays with some LEGO people.

*'''[[DayOut1]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plan of driving around town.

*'''[[DayOut2]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris drives by McDonald's and Wal-Mart.

Template:ListOfVideos/Aug-Dec2010

2010-10-25T22:43:05Z

InquisitorLisica:

==August 2010==
*'''[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]''' ''27 [[August 2010]]'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris reaches out to his [[Manchester High School|former classmates]] in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion. He also speaks out against the [[trolls]] and cyberbullying in general.

*'''[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]''' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.

*'''[[The MovingForward videos]]''' ''29 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.

*'''[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]''' ''30 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Rumours}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|heckler]].

==September 2010==
*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]''' ''6 [[September 2010]]'' {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris rants at the trolls, complete with [[Sonichu medallion]].

*'''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]].

*'''[[XBox is OK.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Rumours}} {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris recants his hatred of the [[Hex Box|Xbox]], homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.

*'''[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]''' ''16 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Racism}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris creates another video for Jackie, in which he wears black and red facepaint to look like [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]] and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

*'''[[Lars' Ship Has Sunk]]''' ''25 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.

*'''[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]''' ''26 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Smug}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris promotes his [[Don'tGetTrolled!|anti-troll efforts]] and [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Oil of Olay]].

*'''[[New Address]]''' ''27 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.

*'''[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''30 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

==October 2010==
*'''[[100 2261.MOV]]''' ''1 October 2010'' {{Rumors}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{Game Place}} {{PokemonLeague}} Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of [[The GAMe PLACe]], particularly [[Michael Snyder|Michael]], for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to [[stress]].

*'''[[I like Mary Poppins]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.

*'''[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking [[Lars]] for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with [[Jackie]].

*'''[[100 2265]]''' ''3 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{cwcbra}} Chris dresses up as [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]], complete with [[muscle bra]].

*'''[[100 2266]]''' ''4 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} Continuing with the [[McDonalds]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing Mark Wills' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8 Don't Laugh At Me].

*'''[[100 2267]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of [[Clyde Cash]] - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.

*'''[[100 2269]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]], Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.

*'''[[100 2270]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Chris attempts to impersonate [[Alec]]/[[Liquid]] in a video full of [[Asperchu]] rage.

*'''[[ECV 00001]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris yammers about the [[Cherokee]].

*'''[[A Hike]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.

*'''[[ECV 00002]]''' ''10 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his cartoon alter ego]].

*'''[[100 2277]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.

*'''[[100 2279]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris does a poor [[Cleveland Show|Cleveland]] impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.

*'''[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]''' ''14 October 2010'' {{Homos}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] the trolls.

*'''[[100 2281]]''' ''15 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].

*'''[[Pregnant Act]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} {{Jackie} {{K-SwissShirt}} A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.

*'''[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}{{K-SwissShirt}} Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.

*'''[[Gilligan Be or Not]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]''.

*'''[[Vitameatavegamin]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show ''[[I Love Lucy]]''.

*'''[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president

*'''[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.

*'''[[A Workout]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.

*'''[[Wigwam]]''' ''25 October 2010''' {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}

*'''[[PlayingHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris plays with some LEGO people.

*'''[[DayOut1]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plan of driving around town.

*'''[[DayOut2]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris drives by McDonald's and Wal-Mart.

Template:ListOfVideos/Aug-Dec2010

2010-10-25T22:41:59Z

InquisitorLisica:

==August 2010==
*'''[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]''' ''27 [[August 2010]]'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris reaches out to his [[Manchester High School|former classmates]] in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion. He also speaks out against the [[trolls]] and cyberbullying in general.

*'''[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]''' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.

*'''[[The MovingForward videos]]''' ''29 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.

*'''[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]''' ''30 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Rumours}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|heckler]].

==September 2010==
*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]''' ''6 [[September 2010]]'' {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris rants at the trolls, complete with [[Sonichu medallion]].

*'''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]].

*'''[[XBox is OK.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Rumours}} {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris recants his hatred of the [[Hex Box|Xbox]], homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.

*'''[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]''' ''16 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Racism}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris creates another video for Jackie, in which he wears black and red facepaint to look like [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]] and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

*'''[[Lars' Ship Has Sunk]]''' ''25 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.

*'''[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]''' ''26 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Smug}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris promotes his [[Don'tGetTrolled!|anti-troll efforts]] and [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Oil of Olay]].

*'''[[New Address]]''' ''27 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.

*'''[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''30 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

==October 2010==
*'''[[100 2261.MOV]]''' ''1 October 2010'' {{Rumors}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{Game Place}} {{PokemonLeague}} Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of [[The GAMe PLACe]], particularly [[Michael Snyder|Michael]], for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to [[stress]].

*'''[[I like Mary Poppins]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.

*'''[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking [[Lars]] for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with [[Jackie]].

*'''[[100 2265]]''' ''3 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{cwcbra}} Chris dresses up as [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]], complete with [[muscle bra]].

*'''[[100 2266]]''' ''4 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} Continuing with the [[McDonalds]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing Mark Wills' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8 Don't Laugh At Me].

*'''[[100 2267]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of [[Clyde Cash]] - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.

*'''[[100 2269]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]], Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.

*'''[[100 2270]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Chris attempts to impersonate [[Alec]]/[[Liquid]] in a video full of [[Asperchu]] rage.

*'''[[ECV 00001]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris yammers about the [[Cherokee]].

*'''[[A Hike]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.

*'''[[ECV 00002]]''' ''10 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his cartoon alter ego]].

*'''[[100 2277]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.

*'''[[100 2279]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris does a poor [[Cleveland Show|Cleveland]] impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.

*'''[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]''' ''14 October 2010'' {{Homos}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] the trolls.

*'''[[100 2281]]''' ''15 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].

*'''[[Pregnant Act]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} {{Jackie} {{K-SwissShirt}} A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.

*'''[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}{{K-SwissShirt}} Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.

*'''[[Gilligan Be or Not]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]''.

*'''[[Vitameatavegamin]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show ''[[I Love Lucy]]''.

*'''[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president

*'''[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.

*'''[[A Workout]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.

*'''[[WigWam]]''' ''25 October 2010''' {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}

*'''[[PlayingHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris plays with some LEGO people.

*'''[[DayOut1]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plan of driving around town.

*'''[[DayOut2]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris drives by McDonald's and Wal-Mart.

PlayingHouse

2010-10-25T22:38:19Z

InquisitorLisica:

Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.

{{Infobox/video
| name = PlayingHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[A Workout]]
| next = [[Wigwam]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.

AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.

[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']

''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''

''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']

[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!''

''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.''

Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, I had a very nice time tonight with you [? unintelligible] me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!''

Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.

[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.

==See also==

[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]

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Pregnant Act

2010-10-25T22:33:26Z

InquisitorLisica:

[[File:128747284554.png|thumb|Artist's rendition]]
[[File:JuniorMoviePoster.png|thumb|left|Leaked footage of the upcoming blockbuster movie]]

'''Pregnant Act''' is a creepy video [[Chris]] uploaded on 18 [[October 2010]]. In this video, we see more of Chris's [[Homos|transgender]] urges (while being able to physically see very little), as the scene begins with what amounts to a [[Chris and reality|biologically impossible]] (on multiple levels) self-impregnation, Chris having received what is presumably [[Jackie]]'s egg cell, which he has fertilized with his own [[navy]]. The 'pregnancy' is given form by padding under Chris's shirt, including the [[Plush Breasts|plush breasts]], in a scene straight out of Ed Gein's Bedtime Stories.

Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back like some freakish turtle, futilely attempting to right himself (with notable actual effort, and not just acting). The nightmare continues with the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a [[Li'l Chris|teddy bear]] onto his... knees.

Finally, in a scene vaguely resembling [[Family Guy]], ManMom Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his [[sports bra]], while he forces the bear to suckle from the surely diseased, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat. The presumably new born baby then says it's first words. Chris seems to have no understanding that babies that young are incapable of speaking, which might go back to an old story of his claiming he started speaking at 6 weeks.

Chris removed the video the following day, and uploaded a newly recorded version shortly after.
{{clear}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Pregnant Act
| video = {{#ev:youtube|j7I2QBukJ4Y}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}, {{K-SwissShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2281]]
| next = [[Breast Cancer Awareness]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Oh my god... look at me! Huh! My girlfriend reverse-impregnated me! [[Honor Roll|The egg came out of her, and got into me!]] When we were having sexxxsss... oh my gosh. Goodness... [''camera fumbling then jump cut'']

Hm. Ugh. Goodness it's difficult to get up these days, with number one in the way. Oof! Little heavy made me fall down. Made me fall down! [''camera fumbling''] Maybe I try... and see if get up. Oop! I fell down again! [''mumbling''] Let me tell you... oof! Ahh! [''grunts, then jump cut'']

Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [''grunts, strains, and mumbles''] Must watch breath... one two three! [''gasps''] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [''throws a stuffed bear onto lap''] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|female]]! Goodness... wow. [''jump cut'']

It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [''an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Ha! First w-her first words! [[30 August 2009|We]] love you too!

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==The Remake==
Chris removed the original video on 19 October, and uploaded a new version of the video shortly after. Now with improved lighting, and a more detailed explanation.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Pregnant Act
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sC8392Td5r4}}
| stardate = 19 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Male pregnancy}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{VertRedGreenShirt|text}}, {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[A Public Announcement for Congress]]
| next = [[A Workout]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:ChrisGivingBirth.jpg|thumb|Artist's summary of the video]]
Oh my goodness [[Chris and English|me look at this]] I had sex with my girlfriend and it backfired on me, can’t believe this. Her egg went inside my [[Duck|dick]] and now it’s- now it’s been in me for like 9 months. Engh mani’m gunna get these stretch marks in a little while…ummgh dang. egh [[Obesity|laying down it’s hard for me to get back up again]]. Eeeaauuh, ung ung ung! Ehh! Well that was a major push, hope I didn’t lose it there! Erro here come- aaa ahhh think [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|it’s coming out the back]]…think it’s coming out the - aaaaa one two three one two three. Engh! Engh! ENNGGHHHHHAAA! Well will you look at that, I gave birth to a beautiful baby... girl bear! [''Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breasts''] You- no- little babies drinking my [[Navy|breast milk]]. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya? My lil- my lil girl.

[''an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Hmm.

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{{videos}}

DayOut2

2010-10-25T22:26:54Z

InquisitorLisica:

'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then complains about the drive-thru at McDonald's.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Dayout2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[DayOut1]]
| next = [[Current]]
}}

'''Transcript'''

And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to [[Ruckersville]].

And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.

There is the new McDonald's, small in extenture, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to go through the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.

Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is.

And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.

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PlayingHouse

2010-10-25T22:21:40Z

InquisitorLisica:

Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.

{{Infobox/video
| name = PlayingHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[A Workout]]
| next = [[Wigwam]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.

AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.

[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']

''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''

''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']

[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!''

''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.''

Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed,

==See also==

[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]

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DayOut1

2010-10-25T22:21:14Z

InquisitorLisica:

'''DayOut1''' is a very short video, possibly the start of a series, showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Dayout1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[PlayingHouse]]
| next = [[DayOut2]]
}}

== Transcript ==
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].

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PlayingHouse

2010-10-25T22:17:45Z

InquisitorLisica:

Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.

{{Infobox/video
| name = PlayingHouse
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Unclear
| previous = [[A Workout]]
| next = [[Wigwam]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.

AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.

[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed'']

''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]''

''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table'']

[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.

Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy!''

==See also==

[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]

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DayOut1

2010-10-25T22:17:43Z

InquisitorLisica:

DayOut2

2010-10-25T22:17:41Z

InquisitorLisica:

Template:ListOfVideos/Aug-Dec2010

2010-10-25T22:14:50Z

InquisitorLisica:

==August 2010==
*'''[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]''' ''27 [[August 2010]]'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris reaches out to his [[Manchester High School|former classmates]] in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion. He also speaks out against the [[trolls]] and cyberbullying in general.

*'''[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]''' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.

*'''[[The MovingForward videos]]''' ''29 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.

*'''[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]''' ''30 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Rumours}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|heckler]].

==September 2010==
*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]''' ''6 [[September 2010]]'' {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris rants at the trolls, complete with [[Sonichu medallion]].

*'''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]].

*'''[[XBox is OK.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Rumours}} {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris recants his hatred of the [[Hex Box|Xbox]], homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.

*'''[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]''' ''16 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Racism}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris creates another video for Jackie, in which he wears black and red facepaint to look like [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]] and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

*'''[[Lars' Ship Has Sunk]]''' ''25 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.

*'''[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]''' ''26 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Smug}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris promotes his [[Don'tGetTrolled!|anti-troll efforts]] and [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Oil of Olay]].

*'''[[New Address]]''' ''27 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.

*'''[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''30 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

==October 2010==
*'''[[100 2261.MOV]]''' ''1 October 2010'' {{Rumors}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{Game Place}} {{PokemonLeague}} Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of [[The GAMe PLACe]], particularly [[Michael Snyder|Michael]], for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to [[stress]].

*'''[[I like Mary Poppins]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.

*'''[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking [[Lars]] for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with [[Jackie]].

*'''[[100 2265]]''' ''3 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{cwcbra}} Chris dresses up as [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]], complete with [[muscle bra]].

*'''[[100 2266]]''' ''4 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} Continuing with the [[McDonalds]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing Mark Wills' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8 Don't Laugh At Me].

*'''[[100 2267]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of [[Clyde Cash]] - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.

*'''[[100 2269]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]], Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.

*'''[[100 2270]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Jackie}} {{PityShirt}} Chris attempts to impersonate [[Alec]]/[[Liquid]] in a video full of [[Asperchu]] rage.

*'''[[ECV 00001]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris yammers about the [[Cherokee]].

*'''[[A Hike]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.

*'''[[ECV 00002]]''' ''10 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his cartoon alter ego]].

*'''[[100 2277]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.

*'''[[100 2279]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris does a poor [[Cleveland Show|Cleveland]] impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.

*'''[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]''' ''14 October 2010'' {{Homos}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] the trolls.

*'''[[100 2281]]''' ''15 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].

*'''[[Pregnant Act]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} {{Jackie} {{K-SwissShirt}} A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.

*'''[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}}{{K-SwissShirt}} Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.

*'''[[Gilligan Be or Not]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]''.

*'''[[Vitameatavegamin]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show ''[[I Love Lucy]]''.

*'''[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president

*'''[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.

*'''[[A Workout]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.

*'''[[PlayingHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris plays with some LEGO people.

*'''[[DayOut1]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris outlines his plan of driving around town.

*'''[[DayOut2]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} Chris drives by McDonald's and Wal-Mart.

Template:ListOfVideos/Aug-Dec2010

2010-10-25T22:03:21Z

InquisitorLisica: Added latest videos.

==August 2010==
*'''[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]''' ''27 [[August 2010]]'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Reason}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris reaches out to his [[Manchester High School|former classmates]] in an attempt to organize a High School Reunion. He also speaks out against the [[trolls]] and cyberbullying in general.

*'''[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]''' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} Chris explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing all his content. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes "victory" to the trolls.

*'''[[The MovingForward videos]]''' ''29 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{HighSchoolShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris breaks his PS3 dead for a cash bounty he was ineligible for.

*'''[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]''' ''30 August 2010'' {{Video games}} {{Rumours}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Surfshack Tito}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris runs over the PS3's hard drives with his car due to a [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|heckler]].

==September 2010==
*'''[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]''' ''6 [[September 2010]]'' {{Rumors}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Smug}} {{PlainOrangeShirt}} Chris rants at the trolls, complete with [[Sonichu medallion]].

*'''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]].

*'''[[XBox is OK.MOV]]''' ''13 September 2010'' {{Rumours}} {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris recants his hatred of the [[Hex Box|Xbox]], homos and removes all curses he has given - probably as part of a name clearing drive to impress Jackie.

*'''[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]''' ''16 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Racism}} {{Sex}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{DenimJacket}} Chris creates another video for Jackie, in which he wears black and red facepaint to look like [[Dragon Ball Z|Mr. Popo]] and [[Chris and Music|"sings"]] his version of [[Wikipedia:Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm|"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"]] by [[Wikipedia:Crash_Test_Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]].

*'''[[Lars' Ship Has Sunk]]''' ''25 September 2010'' {{Galpals}} {{Power}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris sink's Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.

*'''[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]''' ''26 September 2010'' {{Music}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Smug}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris promotes his [[Don'tGetTrolled!|anti-troll efforts]] and [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Oil of Olay]].

*'''[[New Address]]''' ''27 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Jackie}} {{BrickFestShirt}} Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him, then explains how he will satisfy her every need, and warns Lars not to mess with Jackie.

*'''[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''30 September 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris makes another video for Lars in which he mocks a boat Lars made for Jackie, compares it to a tape dispenser, and then abuses his own camera again.

==October 2010==
*'''[[100 2261.MOV]]''' ''1 October 2010'' {{Rumors}} {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Jackie}} {{Game Place}} {{PokemonLeague}} Following on from the apologetic "XBox is OK" video from last month, Chris extends his apologies to employees of [[The GAMe PLACe]], particularly [[Michael Snyder|Michael]], for blaming them for his ban. Chris puts his behaviour down to [[stress]].

*'''[[I like Mary Poppins]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}} Chris tries to dance like the chimney sweeps singing "Step In Time" in ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.

*'''[[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]''' ''2 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} Chris uploads the full version of the Lars Is Jivin' video, with Chris mocking [[Lars]] for his obsession with model boats which ultimately ended his relationship with [[Jackie]].

*'''[[100 2265]]''' ''3 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{cwcbra}} Chris dresses up as [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]], complete with [[muscle bra]].

*'''[[100 2266]]''' ''4 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} Continuing with the [[McDonalds]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing Mark Wills' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8 Don't Laugh At Me].

*'''[[100 2267]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Rumors}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{PityShirt}} Blackface returns, this time for Chris's impersonation of [[Clyde Cash]] - in retaliation for the recent rumors he's been making.

*'''[[100 2269]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Dressed up in construction paper and armed with his [[Gitar of Fail|Gitar]], Chris attempts to impersonate the Beatles.

*'''[[100 2270]]''' ''7 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{PityShirt}} Chris attempts to impersonate [[Alec]]/[[Liquid]] in a video full of [[Asperchu]] rage.

*'''[[ECV 00001]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris yammers about the [[Cherokee]].

*'''[[A Hike]]''' ''9 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Reason}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris exhausts himself hiking a very short distance.

*'''[[ECV 00002]]''' ''10 October 2010'' {{Trollsicon}} {{Sex}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his cartoon alter ego]].

*'''[[100 2277]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Music}} {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Fred Flintstone, with bonus Homer Simpson impression at the end.

*'''[[100 2279]]''' ''12 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris does a poor [[Cleveland Show|Cleveland]] impression by holding a DVD case in front of his face.

*'''[[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]''' ''14 October 2010'' {{Homos}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Jackie}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dresses as Harry Potter and casts a spell to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] the trolls.

*'''[[100 2281]]''' ''15 October 2010'' {{Racism}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{Tragedy}} {{Jackie}} Chris uploads a video in of him in his parents' kitchen, slugging back on a bottle of Kahlúa and drunkenly ranting against [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].

*'''[[Pregnant Act]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VerticalRedYellowShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} {{K-SwissShirt}} A self-impregnated Chris gives birth.

*'''[[Breast Cancer Awareness]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{K-SwissShirt}} Chris discusses the dangers of breast cancer.

*'''[[Gilligan Be or Not]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Crazy}} {{RedBlackTrim}} Chris performs a soliloquy of sorts from the TV show ''[[Wikipedia:Gilligan's Island|Gilligan's Island]]''.

*'''[[Vitameatavegamin]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Television}} {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} Chris repeats, almost verbatim, a well-known segment from the TV show ''[[I Love Lucy]]''.

*'''[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]''' ''18 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Crazy}} Chris outlines his plans if he was elected as president

*'''[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris remakes the mpreg video he uploaded the previous day.

*'''[[A Workout]]''' ''19 October 2010'' {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{Cwcbra}} Chris pads out his bra and does a workout.

*'''[[PlayingHouse]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Other}} {{Crazy}} Chris plays with some LEGO people.

*'''[[DayOut1]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} Chris outlines his plan of driving around town.

*'''[[DayOut2]]''' ''25 October 2010'' {{Power}} Chris drives by McDonald's and Wal-Mart.

List of Chris's games

2010-08-07T22:43:01Z

InquisitorLisica:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[America]]n readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game (almost), every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

The damn slanderous [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==The Games==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Platform
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|NES
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|NES
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Sesame Street ABC''
|Hi-Tech
|NES
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|NES
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|NES
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie: Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:A Boy and His Blob in The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|Virgin Interactive
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing_Duck_(Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind_Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]'''''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List_of_Fist_of_the_North_Star_video_games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Game Boy Camera (blue)''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Golf''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Kwirk''
|Acclaim
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Marble Madness''
|Mindscape
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man II''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Metroid II: Return of Samus''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Power_Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Blue''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Red''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Qix''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Quarth''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Revenge of the Gator''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Turrican''
|Accolade
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Blast''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wave Race''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Yoshi''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|SNES
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Megan Man X''
|Capcom
|SNES
|Did he just write [[Megan]] Man?
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|SNES
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin_%26_Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Crystal
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Gold
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Silver
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Yellow
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|Game Boy Advance
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
||Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Emerald
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] FireRed
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ruby
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 2
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 3
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Battle
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Pinball Party
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Chris and sex|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC_Groovz_Dance_Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition
|Warner Brothers
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Gems Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Heroes
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Brain Age
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''[[Love_quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A demo cartridge
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Diamond
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pearl
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ranger
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trozei!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush Adventure
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] City Folk
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''My [[Pokémon]] Ranch
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''NiGHTs: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Mario at the Olympic Games
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Chaos
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|TurboGrafx-16
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|Sega Master System
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy
|Accolade
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax_(video_game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & [[Punchy_Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Spinball
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Drift 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Category:Liquid_Saga|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''[[Power_Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer_Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] CD
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''[[Punchy_Sonichu|Knuckles]] Chaotix
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''[[I_AM_STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''[[Sonic]] R
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|Sega Dreamcast
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Shuffle
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's Luv Shack
|Acclaim
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|
|-
|''Bloody Roar
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Disney Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Twinsanity
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Sony PlayStation 2
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Sony Playstation 2
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] II
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc_Eck%C5%8D%27s_Getting_Up:_Contents_Under_Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] III
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Droplitz
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Flower
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 5
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Hits
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Metallica
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Van Halen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] World Tour
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mega Man 9
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu%27s_Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Unleashed
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super [[Mass_debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''[[Fuck_quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Frogger: Helmet Chaos
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals 2
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Wipeout Pure
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Fun with [[Duck|Dick]] and Jane
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Saturday Night Live Collection - The Best of Chris Farley
|Lions Gate
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''[[Fuck Quest|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|UMD Movie
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

User:InquisitorLisica

2010-02-12T21:19:40Z

InquisitorLisica:

{{Americunt}}

I'm currently trying to give back to the Wiki for all the content I've browsed.

User:InquisitorLisica

2010-02-12T21:19:15Z

InquisitorLisica: Created page with '{{Americunt}} This user is currently trying to give back to the Wiki.'

{{Americunt}}

This user is currently trying to give back to the Wiki.

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3

2010-02-11T03:12:32Z

InquisitorLisica:

'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3''' is the third of the calls between [[Chris]] and Alec Benson Leary, which took place on 30 January 2010.

==Summary==

{{Incomplete}}

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|2XaH3RRyXZ0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 30 January 2010
| Maker = [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| Other = {{Leaked}} Leaked
| previous = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]
| next = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

 '''Alec''': Hey uh Chris, it's Alec... How are you doin'?

 '''Chris''': Oh, hi Alec. Umm yeah, I'm doing okay. Umm, Yeah listen, I'm expecting a call in a co-couple of minuets, so.. uh okay, what else is on your mind?

 '''Alec''': Well, I saw you made an apology video, so uh, thank you for that. You know I'm a little concerned that maybe you didn't cover all the points that, that-uh I talked to you about. I think uh, well you know you did apologize but, I'm not really sure the people are going to understand what you were apologizing for, cause you mentioned just like, you said "I apologize for some of the things I said."... you know what I mean?

 '''Chris''': Indeed. Well, I'll make it more specific in the- the videos that go along with that video. Okay, Ill [unintelligible] tomorrow.

 '''Alec''': I appreciate that. um, I also do think that, like we were talking about Even yesterday, i think it would be a good idea to mention him specifically in the apology video.. uh.. Just ab-

 '''Chris''': [Interrupts Alec] Okay but.. Okay but.. Simonla..Stays.

 '''Alec''': Well um... you know, that's between you and Evan, but as far as I know, he's not going to be happy with that.

 '''Chris''': Yeah well I'm just sa.. yeah well I'm j... You can relay that to him.

 '''Alec''': Alright, well I can let him know, but, like I said, I thin-I think you should really hammer that out with him. Cause you know, like I said, it is on the CWCiki there that you did get Simonla as a direct, you know, inspiration from Simonchu.

 '''Chris''': Right.. I'll fix that tomorrow as well.

 '''Alec''': Well uh, like I said Chris, you cant really go back and change history. Whats there is there...... you know what I mean? I understand you said that you were making fun of Evan with that, but I mean, you wrote it as if it were true.

 '''Chris''': [Interrupts Alec] I-I never... actually, I never was making fun of anybody with that.

 '''Alec''': Well, I thought you said yesterday that you meant it as a mockery of Evan.

 '''Chris''': No, I did not.

 '''Alec''': You did not?

 '''Chris''': Yes... I did not.

 '''Alec''': Okay, so why then, does the Simonla article say that it was inspired by Evan's work?

 '''Chris''':....... Well that does need to be corrected, and I will correct it, Tomorrow.

 '''Alec''': Okay I'm just .. I'm asking, why was it there in the first place though?.....[8 second pause]... you know what I mean? Cause this has caused a huge hubub, and its just, kinda sucks...

 '''Chris''': [Interrupts Alec again] Yes, well, anyways it will b-It will be corrected.

 '''Alec''': Okay, that doesn't change the fact that you used Simonchu as inspiration. I'm just trying to warn you, Chris.

 '''Chris''': right..

 '''Alec''': You know, you've been... you know... you know kinda I'd like kinda to talk about me a little bit. I think I've been talking to you about your issues quite enough. Honestly, if you don't mind I'd like to bring up [pause, changes sentence mid-thought] You know, I'm a little angry with you, Chris. For... for a number of reasons. Um, you've been calling me naive quite a bit. You know, in our past couple conversation and as I understand, you consider that to be one of the worst insults that a person can call someone. Yet, you use it on me [Chris tries to interrupt] repeatably.

 '''Chris''': It is my least favorite word of all time.

 '''Alec''': Well, why did you feel it was appropriate to use it on uh, me?

 '''Chris''': [interrupts Evan] Because you do not.. because you do not...

 '''Alec''': [simultaneously] I don't consider...

 '''Chris''': [continues] Because you do not have as much experiences as I have had. You have not been deceived by trolls. You do not have a, uh page that slanders against your good name turning ya into uh mockery!"

 '''Alec''': Really? It seems to me that the CWCipedia itself is turning into a page to slander me. What do you have to say about that?

 '''Chris''': I'm sorry, I did not understand that last statement.

 '''Alec''': It seems that the CWCipedia itself is turning into a website to mock and derail me. You know, I saw your [[Mailbag 50]] that you uploaded, which was you know uh... an ideal mailbag in your eyes, you know? What you want your questions to be about. As far as I can tell, the entire purpose of that mailbag was just to talk about how much I suck and how much better you are than me. Is that really what you want, your mailbags to be?

 '''Chris''': Part of the way. Part of the way, but those questions are actually real. They have come from the Sonichu Fan Forums. The fans that are still loyal to me. And they actually speak up that way.

 '''Alec''': Okay. Alright, but that's not totally representative of all your letters when you only have letters talking about how bad my comic is.

 '''Chris''': Yes but you see for one thing you don't go off topic with issues like [digital garbling] with labeling me as a homosexual.

 '''Alec''': How can you go off-topic really? Because people are just asking you general questions. There really wasn't a topic. When people ask you questions about subjects maybe that are a little unpleasant to you, but that's just because they wanna know things.

 '''Chris''': Yes, but with both of those points I can not really answer those questions, now can I?

 '''Alec''': Well, I don't know. Why can't you answer those kind of questions?

 '''Chris''': Because they were complicated to me and I could not really comprehend them fully to come up with a sound answer.

 '''Alec''': Um [sighs] Okay, could you give me an example of a question that's a little too complex? I'm just curious.

 '''Chris''': Hmm. Taking the one of the others that I deleted or removed to the reject section...

 '''Alec''': [Interrupts Chris] I can't really look at the letters that you deleted. But I can look at the rejected ones.

 '''Chris''': Actually you can, you just have to go into the history tab for that mailbag...

 '''Alec''': That's a little inconvenient, ya know?

 '''Chris''': I got all these mailbags. It becomes obvious, ya know? Anytime before I answered and edited it.

 '''Alec''': Like uh... I can just come up with uh... a general... topic as an example. People have been asking you uh... I don't know... about Rosechu for example. That whole gender nonsense about the Raichu being a male and things like that. And I And I know you said that...

 '''Chris''': The Raichu actually was "female" [emphasis his, not mine]

 '''Alec''': Well, I take your word for it. I don't wanna get into that, because ya know, we did draw that out last time. Umm.. You know I think that you seem to get stressed out when people tell how much they like my comic. Now if I were in your shoes, I would take that as a compliment, because my comic was inspired by your work. But you seem to think that it's a bad thing that people like me at all. You seem to want people to hate me.

 '''Chris''': You know... that's another thing. They confuse your character, Asperchu, they're saying that it's my character when I have to tell them that it's not. That character is your character.

 '''Alec''': Well, I don't want to people to think that. I understand that, definitely. I've been telling people Asperchu is original and he's not related to you or Sonichu in any way. So, we can't reach everybody but we're definitely trying. The people keep... people still to this day write me and think Asperchu is a parody of you and that's just not the case. Though, I do understand your annoyance... [mumbles]

 '''Chris''': [interrupts Alec] Okay, I gotta go, I'm accepting a call, so I'll talk to you another time.

 '''Alec''': Alright, uh I do have one quick question. You know when I talk to you, you usually want me to call you right about 9:30, but usually I try to call you then but you don't answer. Is that still a good time to talk to you?

 '''Chris''': Yes, unless I'm updating the CWCipedia. Which in that case I cannot get to my phone. Last night. And last night I actually was updating the CWCipedia.

 '''Alec''': Uh, well alright well I've tried to call you several nights before then as well and got no answer. I know you weren't uploading... [Chris attempts to interrupt] I know you weren't uploading pages.

 '''Chris''': I actually was uploading pages last night.

 '''Alec''': Well, last night, but not the previous several nights.

{{succession|label=[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]|prevlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris and Alec Call 2]]|nextlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|Chris and Alec Call 4]]|}}

==External Links==

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XaH3RRyXZ0 The Call on Youtube]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3

2010-02-11T03:10:31Z

InquisitorLisica: /* Transcript */ Transcription Finished

'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3''' is the third of the calls between [[Chris]] and Alec Benson Leary, which took place on 30 January 2010.

==Summary==

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==Video==

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| name = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|2XaH3RRyXZ0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 30 January 2010
| Maker = [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = {{reason}} Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| Other = {{Leaked}} Leaked
| previous = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]
| next = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

 '''Alec''': Hey uh Chris, it's Alec... How are you doin'?

 '''Chris''': Oh, hi Alec. Umm yeah, I'm doing okay. Umm, Yeah listen, I'm expecting a call in a co-couple of minuets, so.. uh okay, what else is on your mind?

 '''Alec''': Well, I saw you made an apology video, so uh, thank you for that. You know I'm a little concerned that maybe you didn't cover all the points that, that-uh I talked to you about. I think uh, well you know you did apologize but, I'm not really sure the people are going to understand what you were apologizing for, cause you mentioned just like, you said "I apologize for some of the things I said."... you know what I mean?

 '''Chris''': Indeed. Well, I'll make it more specific in the- the videos that go along with that video. Okay, Ill [unintelligible] tomorrow.

 '''Alec''': I appreciate that. um, I also do think that, like we were talking about Even yesterday, i think it would be a good idea to mention him specifically in the apology video.. uh.. Just ab-

 '''Chris''': [Interrupts Alec] Okay but.. Okay but.. Simonla..Stays.

 '''Alec''': Well um... you know, that's between you and Evan, but as far as I know, he's not going to be happy with that.

 '''Chris''': Yeah well I'm just sa.. yeah well I'm j... You can relay that to him.

 '''Alec''': Alright, well I can let him know, but, like I said, I thin-I think you should really hammer that out with him. Cause you know, like I said, it is on the CWCiki there that you did get Simonla as a direct, you know, inspiration from Simonchu.

 '''Chris''': Right.. I'll fix that tomorrow as well.

 '''Alec''': Well uh, like I said Chris, you cant really go back and change history. Whats there is there...... you know what I mean? I understand you said that you were making fun of Evan with that, but I mean, you wrote it as if it were true.

 '''Chris''': [Interrupts Alec] I-I never... actually, I never was making fun of anybody with that.

 '''Alec''': Well, I thought you said yesterday that you meant it as a mockery of Evan.

 '''Chris''': No, I did not.

 '''Alec''': You did not?

 '''Chris''': Yes... I did not.

 '''Alec''': Okay, so why then, does the Simonla article say that it was inspired by Evan's work?

 '''Chris''':....... Well that does need to be corrected, and I will correct it, Tomorrow.

 '''Alec''': Okay I'm just .. I'm asking, why was it there in the first place though?.....[8 second pause]... you know what I mean? Cause this has caused a huge hubub, and its just, kinda sucks...

 '''Chris''': [Interrupts Alec again] Yes, well, anyways it will b-It will be corrected.

 '''Alec''': Okay, that doesn't change the fact that you used Simonchu as inspiration. I'm just trying to warn you, Chris.

 '''Chris''': right..

 '''Alec''': You know, you've been... you know... you know kinda I'd like kinda to talk about me a little bit. I think I've been talking to you about your issues quite enough. Honestly, if you don't mind I'd like to bring up [pause, changes sentence mid-thought] You know, I'm a little angry with you, Chris. For... for a number of reasons. Um, you've been calling me naive quite a bit. You know, in our past couple conversation and as I understand, you consider that to be one of the worst insults that a person can call someone. Yet, you use it on me [Chris tries to interrupt] repeatably.

 '''Chris''': It is my least favorite word of all time.

 '''Alec''': Well, why did you feel it was appropriate to use it on uh, me?

 '''Chris''': [interrupts Evan] Because you do not.. because you do not...

 '''Alec''': [simultaneously] I don't consider...

 '''Chris''': [continues] Because you do not have as much experiences as I have had. You have not been deceived by trolls. You do not have a, uh page that slanders against your good name turning ya into uh mockery!"

 '''Alec''': Really? It seems to me that the CWCipedia itself is turning into a page to slander me. What do you have to say about that?

 '''Chris''': I'm sorry, I did not understand that last statement.

 '''Alec''': It seems that the CWCipedia itself is turning into a website to mock and derail me. You know, I saw your [[Mailbag 50]] that you uploaded, which was you know uh... an ideal mailbag in your eyes, you know? What you want your questions to be about. As far as I can tell, the entire purpose of that mailbag was just to talk about how much I suck and how much better you are than me. Is that really what you want, your mailbags to be?

 '''Chris''': Part of the way. Part of the way, but those questions are actually real. They have come from the Sonichu Fan Forums. The fans that are still loyal to me. And they actually speak up that way.

 '''Alec''': Okay. Alright, but that's not totally representative of all your letters when you only have letters talking about how bad my comic is.

 '''Chris''': Yes but you see for one thing you don't go off topic with issues like [digital garbling] with labeling me as a homosexual.

 '''Alec''': How can you go off-topic really? Because people are just asking you general questions. There really wasn't a topic. When people ask you questions about subjects maybe that are a little unpleasant to you, but that's just because they wanna know things.

 '''Chris''': Yes, but with both of those points I can not really answer those questions, now can I?

 '''Alec''': Well, I don't know. Why can't you answer those kind of questions?

 '''Chris''': Because they were complicated to me and I could not really comprehend them fully to come up with a sound answer.

 '''Alec''': Um [sighs] Okay, could you give me an example of a question that's a little too complex? I'm just curious.

 '''Chris''': Hmm. Taking the one of the others that I deleted or removed to the reject section...

 '''Alec''': [Interrupts Chris] I can't really look at the letters that you deleted. But I can look at the rejected ones.

 '''Chris''': Actually you can, you just have to go into the history tab for that mailbag...

 '''Alec''': That's a little inconvenient, ya know?

 '''Chris''': I got all these mailbags. It becomes obvious, ya know? Anytime before I answered and edited it.

 '''Alec''': Like uh... I can just come up with uh... a general... topic as an example. People have been asking you uh... I don't know... about Rosechu for example. That whole gender nonsense about the Raichu being a male and things like that. And I And I know you said that...

 '''Chris''': The Raichu actually was "female" [emphasis his, not mine]

 '''Alec''': Well, I take your word for it. I don't wanna get into that, because ya know, we did draw that out last time. Umm.. You know I think that you seem to get stressed out when people tell how much they like my comic. Now if I were in your shoes, I would take that as a compliment, because my comic was inspired by your work. But you seem to think that it's a bad thing that people like me at all. You seem to want people to hate me.

 '''Chris''': You know... that's another thing. They confuse your character, Asperchu, they're saying that it's my character when I have to tell them that it's not. That character is your character.

 '''Alec''': Well, I don't want to people to think that. I understand that, definitely. I've been telling people Asperchu is original and he's not related to you or Sonichu in any way. So, we can't reach everybody but we're definitely trying. The people keep... people still to this day write me and think Asperchu is a parody of you and that's just not the case. Though, I do understand your annoyance... [mumbles]

 '''Chris''': [interrupts Alec] Okay, I gotta go, I'm accepting a call, so I'll talk to you another time.

 '''Alec''': Alright, uh I do have one quick question. You know when I talk to you, you usually want me to call you right about 9:30, but usually I try to call you then but you don't answer. Is that still a good time to talk to you?

 '''Chris''': Yes, unless I'm updating the CWCipedia. Which in that case I cannot get to my phone. Last night. And last night I actually was updating the CWCipedia.

 '''Alec''': Uh, well alright well I've tried to call you several nights before then as well and got no answer. I know you weren't uploading... [Chris attempts to interrupt] I know you weren't uploading pages.

 '''Chris''': I actually was uploading pages last night.

 '''Alec''': Well, last night, but not the previous several nights.

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{{succession|label=[[Alec Benson Leary calls]]|prevlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris and Alec Call 2]]|nextlink=[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|Chris and Alec Call 4]]|}}

==External Links==

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XaH3RRyXZ0 The Call on Youtube]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Mumble 2

2010-01-21T07:50:49Z

InquisitorLisica:

[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|180px|In Mumble 2, a Wild [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] appeared.]]

'''Mumble 2''' is the second [[Mumble]] chat that took place on 4 [[February 2009]]. More than an hour long.

This is a more organized Q&A type chat than [[Mumble 1]]. Questions from [[Clyde]] about [[sex]] in the [[comic]] and interesting tidbits about how Chris believes sex is the same as romance. This is pretty hard hitting, with stuff like how Chris is into [[McDonald's|fast food]] yet he's against tobacco. A lot of drama involving Clyde.

==Summary==
* Chris no like Clyde =( he stole his sweetheart
* audio cut out for a minute and then you hear Chris say: "....HYMEN!" (You broke her hymen)
* Trolls claim [[Panda]] is with Clyde, Chris wants to hear her voice, they say she's busy
* 'She and I WERE very close'
* Chris didn't have 400 to 800 dollars to go see Panda; claims he got this number from an airport website recommended by [[Miyamoto]]
* Insists on [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] being in [[Animal Crossing]]
* Doesn't want to talk about his deal with them
* Insists that he doesn't have to turn down his radio since his voice is louder (''it is horribly loud in the mic'')
* Panda gave Clyde all of the sites, etc.
* [[Sarah]] is going to be with Clyde, which Chris wants to deny
* These motherfuckers keep talking over each other
* Calls a troll's critique crap
* Bubbles must be aroused, she isn't wet all the time
* Bubbles is 90% water so does sperm just swim around forever? NO
* Clyde: This is a children's comic, why so much sex?
* '''Chris:''' It is romance. My best artwork is when they're making out 'romantic moments', drawn in protest to trolls. Shows that [[Rosechu]]s have vaginas, not [[duck]]s.
* Admits to maybe going overboard
* Trolls try to reason with him about the [[ED]] article: There wouldn't be an article if he didn't react like he does.
* Trolls say that TV-Y7 means NO SEX but Chris points to romantic animes that have making out (cartoons are for kids even if there's sex is his reasoning)
* Trolls talk about Japan being less strict about those things
* Everyone gets to vote in [[CWCville]]. You can hear him say, 'even if they're [[Niggos|black]]'.
* Got his idea from [[Mary Poppins]], HIS FAVORITE MOVIE
* Troll tries to give historical background about cough medicine putting kids to sleep to which Chris insists it was the lullaby that put them to sleep.
* Trolls go into deep conversation about children, cough medicine, etc.
* Chris planned for no references to cough medicine.
* Discussion about Chris, 'gay message' sent by a troll
* He calls Clyde a scoundrel
* BELIEVE HIM HE IS STRAIGHT
* Chris speaks Mexican at 20:50 LAWL
* Mexican speaks Mexican to him... he replies in Menglish
* [[4-cent_garbage]] is located in Mexico
* Someone says that he needs to improve his Mexican
* Chris is against smoking, CWCville is smoke-free, alcholic free
* Rehash of why [[tobacky]] is bad, his position on it, alchohol....bar fights
* Chris' dad smoked had several bypasses, has a pacemaker, had heart attacks
* Mention of his hair cuttings for his fans
* Motherfuckers talk over each other, question about fast food not answered
* Chris was doing math in his head, got in car crash.
* Chris has taken college level math. Took trigonometry.
* He designed a [[CWCville Shopping Center|shopping center]]
* Trolls gang up on Clyde for stealing Panda
* Time will tell when Chris will make the money he would have in the nintendo deal
* Trolls bash Clyde for his pot smoking
* Chris doesn't watch news because it's bad news =(
* Bashing of the Mexican
* Chris can type 30 to 100 WPM
* Chris can't type and talk at the same time
* Chris says [[PSN]] is free though Clyde(?) points to the 1000 dollars Chris spent on PSN
* Chris has been typing for 15 minutes now and it is VERY loud
* Chris has been busy IRL therefore the comic release doesn't have a date
* Someone points to nudes on [[YouTube]].
* He does not have it on the YouTube, but he isn't going to take it anymore.
* Claims some of the photos are photoshopped.
* Clyde offers help to take ED page down.
* Chris denies taking those pictures, doesn't want to talk about it, making him uncomfortable.
* Some of the pictures are real. When questioned which ones are fake, Chris can't answer.
* Chris hates Harry Potter because HP was in competition with [[Pokemon]]!
* Chris is too stressed to read Vivian's [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|book]], he likes the cover though!
* Chris has heard of Twilight, will wait until DVD comes out to see it
* Polly, who has been talking the whole time is confronted by Chris who thinks she is a guy. Polly is upset. Chris apologizes.
* Chris like [[Monty Python]], same Monty Python from first conversation
* [[Jimmy Hill]] has launched his Sonichu show
* More Mexican talk at 55:10
* Chris giggles and sighs happily when Cassie, another Mexican, compliments him and when she leaves he says 'Chikita Bonita'
* Rabbichoso talk (Sonichu.info)
* Classic trolls are leaving Chris alone.
* Chris likes Steel Angel Kurumi (''quote from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_Angel_Kurumi Wikipedia]: the show is often classified as ecchi due to the focus on fanservice and panty shots'')
* Chris claims to be very strong, could beat Clyde up
* Would definitely give Clyde lots of pain
* NO ONE CAN STOP CLYDE
* ShinyMarshtomp makes an appearance? Likes Rabbichoso
* Chris likes to eat at [[Country Cookin]] (''like Golden Corral'')
* Chris likes to imagine his first time.
* Clyde says the first time is awful, Chris said it was because Clyde prematurely ejaculated
* Watch porn with naked women to cure your gay
* Guys sitting next to you = gay coming on to you
* None of Chris's friends come to his [[house]]
* Falsion has been in the chat room, is afraid he is gay

=== A Wild Snorlax Appears ===

* [[Barbara]] asks if Chris wants hot dogs (''insert penis joke here'')
* Chris will only be acquaintances with Falsion

:[''1:12:30'']
:'''Chris:''' I'm just answering a few questions mother.
:'''Barbara:''': You don't have to answer. They ain't payin' you to do it.
:'''Troll:''' Yeah, they are.
:[''shuffling sounds, clangings'']
:'''Barbara:''': It ain't none of their business no way. I wouldn't be asked questions like that by employers or anybody.
:'''Troll:''' Chris what is happening?
:'''Chris:''' Obviously, my mother is offering her input.
:'''Barbara:''': I don't need no back talk from somebody comin' out the other end of the phone line.
:'''Chris:''' I hear you, mom.
:[''scraping sounds'']
:'''Barbara:''': These idiots don't have any brains or any idea this way or that.
:[''more banging, clangs, tumbling sounds'']
:'''Troll:''' Is it your bed time right now...?
:'''Chris:''' Pixelblocks, Pixelblocks!
:'''Troll:''' Someone's saying "Pixelblocks." Is it you? Chris, are you saying [[Pixelblocks]]?
:'''Chris:''':Haha...
:[''Chris's mom has been singing'']
:'''Troll:''' Your mother has a beautiful singing voice, Chris.
:'''Barbara:''': [''inaudible''] all the anxiety, causing you stress.
:'''Chris:''' Well sometimes they don't, they can be peaceful.
:'''Barbara:''': Well Mom and Dad get their [''inaudible'']
:'''Chris:''': Mmm, a lot of us do.
:'''Barbara:''': Just look at this nasty mess here that you guys left that I got to clean up.
:'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Yeah I took care of my bills, I mean, not completely but I took care of them.
:[''Clanging noises return after short absence'']
:[''Trolls talk about General Hospital, then ask for forgiveness for Clyde'']
:[''Demonic voice briefly heard'']
:[''Sound of a vacuum cleaner'']
:[''Sound of Chris' mom singing'']
:'''Troll:''' Your mom has a beautiful voice, Chris.
:[''Meme spouting back and forth'']
:Do you watch Code Geass or Naruto?
:.........
:I'm going to watch Shuffle! sometime
:[''Naruto talk... or some anime'']
:[''More clanging, vacuuming'']
:'''Chris:''' ...got my headphones on. And you know what else? They like your singing.
:'''Barbara:''': ...I don't sing.
:'''Chris:''':You just did!
:'''Barbara:''': That's my laugh, my laugh!
:'''Chris:''' They just did, they heard you singing just now
:'''Barbara:''': I can't sing!
:'''Chris:''':You just did!
:'''Barbara:''': [''inaudible'']
:'''Chris:''' They just heard you singing in the microphone.
:'''Barbara:''': Did you write cheques for those bills?
:'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yes mother I did.
:'''Barbara:''': You're not telling me a story?
:'''Chris:''' No, I'm not telling you a story.
:'''Barbara:''': It's important [''inaudible''] did you pay them?
:'''Chris:''' Yes I paid them
:'''Barbara:''': Okay you need to be honest with me.
:'''Chris:''' No you're saying... I'm being honest, I'm being honest.
:'''Barbara:''': How you respond to what...what [we] talk about. You say you want to do something and you don't do it then life is gonna change [our ideas soon?]
:'''Chris:''' Ok... I'll be sure to pay the remaining difference next month.
:'''Barbara:''': No, this month.
:'''Chris:''' I couldn't pay them all with 90 dollars so there's still some there that [''sound cuts'']
:...oh you're cooking them up here that's why you turned the fan on over the stove.
:[''trolls rejoice and mock Momma Chandler'']

==Transcript==
===Waiting for Chris===
 '''Polly:''' I can't wait to hear Chris! I'm a huge fan!
 '''Clyde:''' Oh, goddamn these noodles are fantastic. Man, I wish I could eat like this everyday.
 '''Troll:''' Have you eaten the rice balls?
 '''Clyde:''' No, no, no. These are noodles. These are... ''[Trolls interrupt]'' 
 '''Troll:''' Fan-fucking-tastic.
 '''Clyde:''' Fantastic, you know?
 '''Troll:''' Sweetangie is Chris. Or, we think so.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I don't think this is him.
 '''Clyde:''' It's definitely not the real Chris.
 '''Clyde:''' I'm disappointed there's so many impostors out there. Kinda my fault, but, you know, if it weren't ''[unintelligible]'' Hard to come by.
 '''Troll:''' His mic was working last time he was here, just fine.
 '''Troll:''' He usually capitalizes his words, like in every sentence.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I don't think he's - I don't think this is him.
 '''Troll:''' Is it set to push to talk or something?
''[Trolls talk over each other]''
 '''Clyde:''' It's called push to talk. Push to talk.
 '''Troll:''' No, just have him set it to voice activity. It works so much better that way.
''[BlueSpike says something unclear]''
 '''Troll:''' You guys are fucking idiots.
''[Trolls talk over each other again]''
 '''Troll:''' You guys scared him off by being guys.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, you fucking jackasses. Nice going.
 '''Troll:''' Was that even the real...?
 '''Troll:''' Yes, that was the real Chris.
 '''Troll:''' He's too much of a pussy to talk.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, cause you scared him, or some - No, or he's too stupid to be.
''[Laughter]''

===Chris Arrives===
 '''Chris:''' ''[Chris arrives, with radio playing loudly.]'' Hello.
''[Trolls all greet him.]''
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, now-
 '''Troll:''' Why don't you have your microphone working?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't know why my microphone is messed up.
 '''Troll:''' I'm sorry, but we had an impostor here before.
 '''Chris:''' No, I'm registered. I've got myself registered now. So, uh, hopefully-
 '''Troll:''' That's probably why. It probably had to calibrate.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Well I calibrated now.
 '''Clyde:''' So, Chris, have you seen Rabbichozo's, uh, oh it's fantastic.
 '''Chris:''' I don't give a crap about your stupid pencil sketch.
''[Pause, audio cuts out]''
 '''Chris:''' Well for one thing, you stole my sweetheart!
''[Cutout continues]''

===PandaHalo, Trip to Redmond and Animal Crossing===
 '''Chris:''' You broke her hymen!
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I know it's a terrible mistake, but I plan to make it up to her. I'm doing the things I should do.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, and another thing, if she is really over there with you now, then put her on the mic. Please.
 '''Troll:''' She's not- He never said-
 '''Clyde:''' Look, Chris, she's very busy, ok. She's very busy.
 '''Chris:''' Well-
 '''Clyde:''' She's not over here right now. Okay? So lets drop it.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, fine. Well could you tell her to please send me a message lettin' me know, for sure, so I can know- so I can know.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Talks over Chris]'' I'll let her know whatever you want, but it's her life. She doesn't have to send you a message. You failed her. You failed her.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sighs]'' She and I were very close.
 '''Clyde:''' You say you're so close, then why didn't you go?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sighs]'' Because I had- Aw, hang on a second. How do I- oh, that's right. This thing. Right. ''[Sighs]'' Hold on a sec. Oh yeah, because I did not have four to eight hundred dollars!
 '''Clyde:''' It doesn't cost that much to go cross-country.
 '''Chris:''' Yes it does. I know, I saw it on an airport website. Where I was be- Where I was- recommended to me by Mr. Miyamoto.
 '''Clyde:''' You know, you can drive there. It's not that hard.
 '''Troll:''' What happened with that? I thought, um, didn't you have a deal with them or something? I heard a rumor that your characters were going to be in Animal Crossing.
 '''Chris:''' Well, they are in Animal Crossing. And I did- and I do- I did have a deal with them.
 '''Troll:''' What happened though?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]'' I'd rather not say.
 '''Troll:''' Oh.

===Chris's Radio, Clyde and Criticism===
 '''Troll:''' Chris, why don't you turn down the TV? It's hard to hear you.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Annoyed sigh]'' I do not have a TV turned on in here.
 '''Troll:''' I can hear it.
 '''Chris:''' I have a radio.
 '''Troll:''' I hear something in the background.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Burping throughout sentence]'' Well that's the- that would b- the radio. And it is not that loud.
 '''Troll:''' But it shows up pretty well on your microphone mic. With due respect.
 '''Chris:''' But still, my voice is louder than the radio.
 '''Troll:''' Ah goo- ahh given.</font?>
 '''Polly:''' Uh, Chris? Uh, when are you going to do the new Sonichu comic?
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Says something over Polly]''
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]'' Uh, I'll answer Polly's question. I'm not sure. It's, uh, it's in progress right now, I'm drawing it up.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, okay. I can't wait to read it!
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]'' Well, we'll see.
 '''Troll:''' Chris!
 '''Troll:''' Listen, Clyde kind of has admin on here, so we can't really do anything about him. So, yeah. I don't know.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Hard to hear over Chris's radio]'' ...with you guys. I love you guys. Just as much as Chris loves you guys. Right?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]''
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I was angry. I was angry. But I'm calm now.
 '''Troll:''' Don't try to hurt any other person from now on.
 '''Clyde:''' I'm doing the best I can. I'm doing the best I can.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I have much- I do not have much to say in response to that right now. Because I'm ticked off.
 '''Troll:''' Don't let him get to you.
 '''Troll:''' You're no better than he is, if you give in.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Says something unintelligible]''
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]''
 '''Troll:''' Hey, Chris, I just wanted to let you know I'm a huge fan of the comics, and I'm glad you keep doing what you're doing. You're doing a great job, and just keep it up, alright man?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I appreciate the, uh, what's the word I'm looking for? The, the, uh- well, the encouraging words. Encouragement. I appreciate the encouragement. Well, there are things, uh- I- er- current events I do not appreciate. I appreciate the positive encouragement.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I can't really do anything. He took over the IRC channel. I used to be the owner. I mean Clyde. He's like taking over everything.
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah, it was because Panda gave it to me, you know. But anyway, I mean, you can't just listen to encouragement, you've got to listen to criticism, man. Criticisms are what make you better, you learn from your mistakes. You learn from mistakes.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]''
 '''Troll:''' Be right back guys, my wife is calling.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Clyde:''' I don't- I don't- Tons of people don't like the Rabbichozo art style, but you know, I gotta improve on that. That's something I plan to improve on. There's a lot of criticism in the death of Sonichu, right? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[Loudly]'' What? What did you just say?
 '''Clyde:''' There's a lot of criticism of Sonichu. Right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh. For a moment there I thought you said something different.
 '''Clyde:''' What, what did you think I said? I'm just saying, there are people who like it and people who don't like it. You gotta start taking in those suggestions. You know?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. So many things that will be improved upon. But, I just have to hear from Sarah herself that she really is going to be with you, Clyde. I have to hear it from herself. It's one thing to hear it from you and then it's- then on that note, it's just I find it very hard to believe. So I have to hear it from her.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I kinda think that Rabbichozo sucks. I mean, I think it could be funny, but it honestly looks like it's drawn by a kindergartener.
 '''Chris:''' Yes.
 '''Troll:''' I mean, Sonichu has evolved over the years. You can see that the art's getting better. Rabbichozo doesn't even look like something a beginner would do, honestly. I mean, ''[Interrupted]''
 '''Chris:''' A whole bunch of crap!
''[Everyone starts talking at once]''
 '''Polly:''' Also, Sonichu is in color.
 '''Clyde:''' I know, I accept this criticism. But you just called it crap! Now that's just rude.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I have emotions going behind me- uh, behind that opinion.

===Cassie===
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Chris, did you get my message.
 '''Chris:''' Uh...
 '''Clyde:''' Aren't you going to be the gentleman, then? Aren't you gonna be the gentleman?
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' I just want to ask you, Chris. I'm Cassie's friend. She- she's worried sick about you. Why haven't you emailed her?
 '''Chris:''' I did email her! As a- I- I haven't gotten any re-plies from her. I have emailed her and I have instant messaged her on A.I.M. and Skype. I haven't heard back from her. I don't know what's going on there.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' ...you emailed her.
 '''Chris:''' What?
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' When was the last time you emailed her?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, I'll check.
 '''Polly:''' Um, Chris? I have a question. My fa- One of my favorite new characters is, um, Simonla, and like, I also like Zapina as well. Um, are they gonna have bigger parts in the series later on?
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, could you repeat that question?
 '''Polly:''' Um, I was wondering if Simonla and Zapina will either have bigger parts in the series later on. 
 '''Chris:''' Possibly. Possibly, but, uh, I can't say for sure. Oh, and, uh, to answer your question, uh- in answer to, uh, I believe, uh, Screwhead, who asked? It was about four days ago. About four days ago.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Yeah. Four days ago? Okay, I'll tell her to check it out.
 '''Chris:''' The last email I sent was about four days ago.
 '''Troll:''' She'll contact you in a while, though.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' I'll tell her to check it out and- and thanks Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Mm.

===Bubbles's Pussy and Sex in the Comics===
 '''Troll:''' Hey, Chris? I have a question.
 '''Chris:''' Yes?
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, my favorite character is Bubbles, I kinda liked the, uh, the thing she had going with Blake, where she was kind of keeping the relationship secret. I thought that was kinda clever. I was wondering, uh, she's a water-type, so does that mean that her vagina is always wet, or does she have to be aroused like a normal woman?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]'' Yeah, aroused. That's applied for all the, uh, Rosechus there. And also, like, you know, she's not just a water-type, she's also- she's a water- and electric-type, like uh- oh, shoot- What's the name of that one? Originated from Gold-Silver-Crystal series, uh, evolves from Chinchou? Lanturn. And she has, uh, she has Volt Absorb ability.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, I see.
 '''Troll:''' Uh, Chris, another question following Bubbles. Uh, her body is 90% water, and now this thing about the whole sexual intercourse - about it. Now, don't take this rude, and you don't need to answer me... 
 '''Chris:''' No, that's fine.
 '''Troll:''' ...I try to respect your creative work. My wife actually got me into this, uh, show actually. So, what happens is- like, as you know, like, semens are like little fishes in themselves. Would that mean, I mean, would they actually have a route to fly into the egg, in theory, or do they just swim around her whole body, just forever just swimming around.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. The, uh, the internal or- the internal organs uh, for the Rosechus are pretty much the same thing, so I'd say pre- about, uh, as good chance as most any other mammal.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, so you mean she's able to control her density a little bit more. She- I understand now. She's able to control more her density from the 90% water. Okay. That pretty much answers it just perfectly. That's been bothering me at work. ''Laughs''
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Clyde:''' I got another question, Chris, about this whole sexual thing. I mean, this is a children's comic, right? Why is there so much sex in it?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. It's called romance, and my- and my- if you'll notice throughout the comics my best pieces of artwork among which were those where dey were kissing and making out. Romantic moments.
 '''Clyde:''' There's a hidden page.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Interrupting Clyde]'' And because- and because- and because of the tension from, uh, the trolls and Encyclopedia Dramatica, I just felt like doing that in protest against them.
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah, but childre-
 '''Jack Thaddeus''' ''[Interrupting Clyde]'' Yes but how is that really a protest? That, you know, you know, are, are you like referencing to the 60's when women burned their bras? That was in protes- That was feminism. Saying that they weren't slaves to men. Do you even understand the whole thing?
 ''[Pause, multiple voices are heard at once]''
 '''Chris:''' Now, to tell you the truth, I never really thought about, I never really thought about that when I-
 '''Jack Thaddeus''' ''[Interrupting Chris]'' Then how is, stripping was, how was that protest- 
 '''Chris:''' ''[Interrupting Jack Thaddeus]'' It shows that they have vaginas and NOT dicks. 
 '''Jack Thaddeus''' The dick thing was the fact that they were just, you know, mocking you. I think you went overboard with that. 
 '''Chris:''' Well maybe I did. Maybe I did. 
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, you did, because that seems kind of excessive, kind of (interrupted)
 '''Troll:''' I don't think they would have even bothered to write about an article about you if you didn't just keep reacting like that.

===Chris justifies sex in a kids' comic===

 '''Troll:''' I have another question.
 '''Troll:''' The point some of us are trying to make is, if it's TV-Y7 that means there should really be no sex in it at all.
 '''Clyde:''' ''(unintelligible over other people)''
 '''Chris:''' That's pretty much incorrect, I mean, uh, there's so many romantic anime that's TV-Y7, and they shoul- they have making out.
 '''Clyde:''' You know, a lot of things in Japan, Japan has stricter standards-not stricter, I mean looser guidelines than America. It's much different.
 '''Chris:''' I hear ya.
 '''Troll:''' Chris, I was just wondering what Bubbles, um, she has a, that water whirlwind attack, I was just curious if you had any plans to make- ''(Chris butts in)''
 '''Chris:''' By the way, that was a Whirl- Whirlpool.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, Whirlpool, sorry, sorry, Whirlpool, but do you have any plans to mix an, uh, Electric-type attack with that, since water conducts electricity, right? It could be a very powerful-
 '''Chris:''' ''(interrupts)'' Yeah, she did, she did an electric attack amongst the- the walls of that Whirlpool and she let out. In case you didn't know, there's a- little bits of lightning bolts among which-
 '''Troll:''' Oh, oh, I'm sor- I didn't notice that, I'm sorry, I'll go take another look. Thank you.
 '''Max?:''' Hey Chris-
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Max?:''' You make some pretty sweet Little Big Planet levels.
 '''Chris:''' Thank you.

===Chris on Benadryl babysitting===

 '''Clyde:''' Oh, there's a message from Cogs on the side, about, uh, do women not have the right to vote already in CWCville.
 '''Chris:''' No, ervy- Everybody, no matter what age, no matter what gender or race, ervybody has the right to vote in CWCville. Even if they're black.
 '''Clyde:''' Then what's up with the "Votes for Women" thing, I was-
 '''Troll:''' Not just vote women, but- ''(interrupted)'' any other ethnicities, and gays?
 '''Troll:''' I don't understand-
 '''Chris:''' I did that- heard it in Mary Poppins.
 '''Jack:''' What? Mary Poppins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Troll:''' Aw, man, Mary Poppins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Mary Poppins.
 '''Polly:''' I remember that movie.
 '''Troll:''' Aw, yeah, that movie.
 '''Chris:''' It's a classic. It's my favorite movie of all time.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, that movie was, like, based in the 1900s.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but still I- still I agreed with that message there-
 '''Clyde:''' Taken out of context, that makes it seem like CWCville's set in the 1960s ''[sic].''
 '''Jack:''' What message? That children should be given cough medicine so they'll go to sleep?
 '''Chris:''' ''What?''
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, that's what women used to do back in- That's what mothers, friggin' nurses and stuff used to do to kids in the 1900s, is give children, like, you know, cough medicine.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[laughter]''
 '''Chris:''' Cause- cause the medicine- uh, correction, the medicine did not put them to sleep, there was a lullaby, not the cough medicine. They only had to take the cough medicine-
 '''Jack:''' No cough medicine-
 '''Chris:''' ...because it rained, before dere, and it was not, and it was to, uh-
 '''Jack:''' Rain means cough medicine doesn't have anything to do with each other. That's not how friggin' germs are spread, or colds are gotten. Colds are gotten through germs, not the rain.
 '''Troll:''' How is cough medicine any different from today's parents that just let their kids watch TV until they fall asleep? I mean, it's just as bad.
 '''Jack:''' Well- Cough medicine has a lot to do with the psychological effects of it. Obviously if you get- if you keep giving fre-
 '''Troll:''' Thanks, Samantha, that was delicious.
 '''Jack:''' What?
 '''Troll:''' It's my, uh, Samantha-
 '''Polly:''' Yeah, that's we're all saying, cause I've heard that there's a lot of different chemicals in cough medicine. You could cook up a ''(unintelligible)''
 '''Jack:''' I don't even take cough medicine, because I'm not a pussy.
 '''Troll:''' Uh, so.
 '''Troll:''' Chris!
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, I never put any references, I never did any references or plan any references to cough medicine or anything of that sort.
 '''Troll:''' Well, Chris, Cassie says the last e-mail she got from you was on the 17th. How 'bout your being gay? Is that true?
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' That wa- That was somebody had- That was Clyde hacking through my e-mail and spammed that to my contacts.
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah, I definitely did not do that-
 '''Jack:''' You're a scoundrel-
 '''Chris:''' -a slanderous lie.
 '''Clyde:''' I did not do that.
 '''Troll:''' Whoa-whoa-whoa. Wow. Well, thanks for that. She was worried that you were- that you don't like her.
 '''Jack:''' You're a scoundrel, Clyde.
 '''Clyde:''' I didn't do that. That was someone else.
 '''Polly:''' I was wondering, because I've heard other ''(unintelligible)'' too, I was really hoping that you weren't gay.
 '''Chris:''' Believe me, I'm straight.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, okay. I'll take your word for it.
 '''Chris:''' Thank you. And, uh-
 '''Clyde:''' Cogs- Cogs got a way- she showed us that, okay? I mean, you only ''(unintelligible)''
 '''Chris:''' Polly, Polly-

===Chris's fail-riffic Spanish===

 '''Troll:''' So, Chris.
''(at this point about four or five people are talking at once)''
 '''Troll:''' Cassie didn't get your last e-mail.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?
 '''Troll:''' Cassie didn't get your last e-mail.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, Screwhead's from Mexico. I heard you like Spanish, so.
 '''Troll:''' Hola, Chris.
 '''Troll:''' You know Spanish, right?
 '''Chris:''' Si. ''(unintelligible broken Spanish)'' a Mexico. ''(unintelligible)'' dos años ''(unintelligible)''.
 '''Troll:''' Has estal`on Mexico?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, lo siento?
 '''Troll:''' Has estal`on Mexico?
 '''Chris:''' Estoy Mexico? No.
 '''Troll:''' ''[slowly]'' Has estalo, ama in Mexico. Has venir?
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Uh, no, I hav- no, no tengo pansars. ''[sic]''
 '''Troll:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I think, uh, I think I meant to say- I'm pretty sure-
 '''Jack:''' Did you just say you don't wear pants?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, I was trying to say, ah, I don't have plans to go in Mexico at the moment.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, I see.
 '''Chris:''' That's what I understood what he was saying there.
 '''Jack:''' Chris, did you know that, that 4-cent garbage website is located in Mexico?
 '''Chris:''' Huh.
 '''Jack:''' That's why-
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, that's why they can't get shut down.
 '''Chris:''' Mm.
 '''Troll:''' ''(unintelligible)'' borders, plus it's cheaper to run sites over there, they have, like, several servers.
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Troll:''' Chris. Cassie wanted to talk to you, but she couldn't make it here, and well, she wants to be your Spanish teacher, because she says that you've got to improve your Spanish.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Oh, that Cassie. Yeah, I'm sorry, I thought you were- I got mixed up. Um... Yeah, um, I'm sorry, I, uh, I haven't talked to that- I haven't talked to Cassie in a while, but I've been mostly talking to, uh, her gal- her, uh, gal-pal and I'm sure- I'm sure she'd tell you a lot about her...

===In which unhealthful habits are discussed===

 '''Troll:''' Hey Chris, how- how does Sonichu keep Rosechu from spending more than a hundred dollars at the mall? I've always wondered how he could manage to do that. I've always had problems with that myself.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' That wa- That time at the mall, it was, uh, Kel loaned the credit card. And it's like, yeah- she gave- she gave Sonichu the responsibility of that credit card. She did.
 '''Troll:''' ''(unintelligible)''
 '''Clyde:''' Now, I've always given my advice on cannabis, you should do the ''(unintelligible)'', Chris, but I think she wants your response.
 '''Jack:''' Chris, one of my friends sent me this picture, and I think you might find it kinda disturbing just because they say it's proof that you're gay.
 '''Chris:''' Aw yeah, I saw that, that's just a crappy Photoshop.
 '''Jack:''' No, that one doesn't- this one doesn't look Photoshopped at all.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm not gonna look at it.
 '''Jack:''' Oh, you're not? Oh.
 '''Troll:''' Chris, uh, you say you're against smoking?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. As a matter of fact, CWCville is a smoke-free, non-alcoholic city.
 '''Jack:''' ''(partially drowned out)'' That's what we call a totalitarian state...
 '''Troll:''' Oh, and, uh, in the pilot episode with Seth McFarlane, of, you know, Family Guy? He's always smoking. What do you think about that?
 '''Clyde:''' Go smoke.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I just- I just take that with a grain of salt, and, uh, you know, that's what--
 '''Troll:''' I mean, if he can smoke, why can't anyone else? I mean, it's-
 '''Chris:''' Because it causes cancer!
 '''Jack:''' So does a lot of things.
 '''Polly:''' It could be a prop pipe.
 '''Chris:''' In any case, I'm not- in any, in any case I've never done it and I never will.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, but eating too much fast food can give you a heart attack. I mean... so many things are deadly for you. 
 '''Jack:''' What about fast food, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' My father used to smoke and he went through a whole bunch of heart attacks. He suffered thr (is cut off)
 '''Jack:''' Well, I think that might have to do more with his weight.
 '''Chris:''' He suffered through three or four triple bypasses.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Chris, I think that's.. that's more like a weight issue.
 '''Chris:''' He has a pacemaker!
 '''Troll:''' Chris, eh...
 '''Clyde:''' Hey ya guys, leave him alone. Ya know my granddad smoked most of his life. He quit for 25 years and still died of lung cancer. I mean that's just the way it is. And your body never gets rid of it.
 '''Jack:''' Well yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Troll:''' Chris, what about (pause) Chris, what about fast food? That's- that's bad for you.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Hey Chris. Chris, could you do me a favor and send an email to Cassie? She's very worried about you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Yeah sure, I'll send her an email later.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Okay, thanks.
 '''Jack:''' Well, uh. A certain someone you know...
 '''Chris:''' No no.
 '''Jack:''' She has to, uh she wants to... 
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Also, she said something about some hair
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. Yeah, that's uh... that's another issue right there. Um, hmmm. I'll talk to her about that.
 '''Troll:''' Chris, um does drinking cause cancer?
 '''Chris:''' No, but it causes liver dysfunction and likely bar fights and automobile accidents.
 '''Jack:''' Wait, bar fights, but (Cut off by Chris)
 '''Chris:''' Bar fights!
 '''Jack:''' But I don't think that bar fights are that big of a problem.
 '''Troll:''' I think bar fights are awesome.
(everyone agrees bar fights are awesome)
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' But bar fights are bad. I went into a bar fight once and one of my hands got cut and two fingers from my left hand. Bar fights suck.
===Transcription ends at 25:43===

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[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Mumble 2

2010-01-21T07:32:27Z

InquisitorLisica: Did some editing and got up to 25:27 before wanting to pull my head off over Chris.

[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|180px|In Mumble 2, a Wild [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]] appeared.]]

'''Mumble 2''' is the second [[Mumble]] chat that took place on 4 [[February 2009]]. More than an hour long.

This is a more organized Q&A type chat than [[Mumble 1]]. Questions from [[Clyde]] about [[sex]] in the [[comic]] and interesting tidbits about how Chris believes sex is the same as romance. This is pretty hard hitting, with stuff like how Chris is into [[McDonald's|fast food]] yet he's against tobacco. A lot of drama involving Clyde.

==Summary==
* Chris no like Clyde =( he stole his sweetheart
* audio cut out for a minute and then you hear Chris say: "....HYMEN!" (You broke her hymen)
* Trolls claim [[Panda]] is with Clyde, Chris wants to hear her voice, they say she's busy
* 'She and I WERE very close'
* Chris didn't have 400 to 800 dollars to go see Panda; claims he got this number from an airport website recommended by [[Miyamoto]]
* Insists on [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] being in [[Animal Crossing]]
* Doesn't want to talk about his deal with them
* Insists that he doesn't have to turn down his radio since his voice is louder (''it is horribly loud in the mic'')
* Panda gave Clyde all of the sites, etc.
* [[Sarah]] is going to be with Clyde, which Chris wants to deny
* These motherfuckers keep talking over each other
* Calls a troll's critique crap
* Bubbles must be aroused, she isn't wet all the time
* Bubbles is 90% water so does sperm just swim around forever? NO
* Clyde: This is a children's comic, why so much sex?
* '''Chris:''' It is romance. My best artwork is when they're making out 'romantic moments', drawn in protest to trolls. Shows that [[Rosechu]]s have vaginas, not [[duck]]s.
* Admits to maybe going overboard
* Trolls try to reason with him about the [[ED]] article: There wouldn't be an article if he didn't react like he does.
* Trolls say that TV-Y7 means NO SEX but Chris points to romantic animes that have making out (cartoons are for kids even if there's sex is his reasoning)
* Trolls talk about Japan being less strict about those things
* Everyone gets to vote in [[CWCville]]. You can hear him say, 'even if they're [[Niggos|black]]'.
* Got his idea from [[Mary Poppins]], HIS FAVORITE MOVIE
* Troll tries to give historical background about cough medicine putting kids to sleep to which Chris insists it was the lullaby that put them to sleep.
* Trolls go into deep conversation about children, cough medicine, etc.
* Chris planned for no references to cough medicine.
* Discussion about Chris, 'gay message' sent by a troll
* He calls Clyde a scoundrel
* BELIEVE HIM HE IS STRAIGHT
* Chris speaks Mexican at 20:50 LAWL
* Mexican speaks Mexican to him... he replies in Menglish
* [[4-cent_garbage]] is located in Mexico
* Someone says that he needs to improve his Mexican
* Chris is against smoking, CWCville is smoke-free, alcholic free
* Rehash of why [[tobacky]] is bad, his position on it, alchohol....bar fights
* Chris' dad smoked had several bypasses, has a pacemaker, had heart attacks
* Mention of his hair cuttings for his fans
* Motherfuckers talk over each other, question about fast food not answered
* Chris was doing math in his head, got in car crash.
* Chris has taken college level math. Took trigonometry.
* He designed a [[CWCville Shopping Center|shopping center]]
* Trolls gang up on Clyde for stealing Panda
* Time will tell when Chris will make the money he would have in the nintendo deal
* Trolls bash Clyde for his pot smoking
* Chris doesn't watch news because it's bad news =(
* Bashing of the Mexican
* Chris can type 30 to 100 WPM
* Chris can't type and talk at the same time
* Chris says [[PSN]] is free though Clyde(?) points to the 1000 dollars Chris spent on PSN
* Chris has been typing for 15 minutes now and it is VERY loud
* Chris has been busy IRL therefore the comic release doesn't have a date
* Someone points to nudes on [[YouTube]].
* He does not have it on the YouTube, but he isn't going to take it anymore.
* Claims some of the photos are photoshopped.
* Clyde offers help to take ED page down.
* Chris denies taking those pictures, doesn't want to talk about it, making him uncomfortable.
* Some of the pictures are real. When questioned which ones are fake, Chris can't answer.
* Chris hates Harry Potter because HP was in competition with [[Pokemon]]!
* Chris is too stressed to read Vivian's [[A Girl Who Brought Down the World|book]], he likes the cover though!
* Chris has heard of Twilight, will wait until DVD comes out to see it
* Polly, who has been talking the whole time is confronted by Chris who thinks she is a guy. Polly is upset. Chris apologizes.
* Chris like [[Monty Python]], same Monty Python from first conversation
* [[Jimmy Hill]] has launched his Sonichu show
* More Mexican talk at 55:10
* Chris giggles and sighs happily when Cassie, another Mexican, compliments him and when she leaves he says 'Chikita Bonita'
* Rabbichoso talk (Sonichu.info)
* Classic trolls are leaving Chris alone.
* Chris likes Steel Angel Kurumi (''quote from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_Angel_Kurumi Wikipedia]: the show is often classified as ecchi due to the focus on fanservice and panty shots'')
* Chris claims to be very strong, could beat Clyde up
* Would definitely give Clyde lots of pain
* NO ONE CAN STOP CLYDE
* ShinyMarshtomp makes an appearance? Likes Rabbichoso
* Chris likes to eat at [[Country Cookin]] (''like Golden Corral'')
* Chris likes to imagine his first time.
* Clyde says the first time is awful, Chris said it was because Clyde prematurely ejaculated
* Watch porn with naked women to cure your gay
* Guys sitting next to you = gay coming on to you
* None of Chris's friends come to his [[house]]
* Falsion has been in the chat room, is afraid he is gay

=== A Wild Snorlax Appears ===

* [[Barbara]] asks if Chris wants hot dogs (''insert penis joke here'')
* Chris will only be acquaintances with Falsion

:[''1:12:30'']
:'''Chris:''' I'm just answering a few questions mother.
:'''Barbara:''': You don't have to answer. They ain't payin' you to do it.
:'''Troll:''' Yeah, they are.
:[''shuffling sounds, clangings'']
:'''Barbara:''': It ain't none of their business no way. I wouldn't be asked questions like that by employers or anybody.
:'''Troll:''' Chris what is happening?
:'''Chris:''' Obviously, my mother is offering her input.
:'''Barbara:''': I don't need no back talk from somebody comin' out the other end of the phone line.
:'''Chris:''' I hear you, mom.
:[''scraping sounds'']
:'''Barbara:''': These idiots don't have any brains or any idea this way or that.
:[''more banging, clangs, tumbling sounds'']
:'''Troll:''' Is it your bed time right now...?
:'''Chris:''' Pixelblocks, Pixelblocks!
:'''Troll:''' Someone's saying "Pixelblocks." Is it you? Chris, are you saying [[Pixelblocks]]?
:'''Chris:''':Haha...
:[''Chris's mom has been singing'']
:'''Troll:''' Your mother has a beautiful singing voice, Chris.
:'''Barbara:''': [''inaudible''] all the anxiety, causing you stress.
:'''Chris:''' Well sometimes they don't, they can be peaceful.
:'''Barbara:''': Well Mom and Dad get their [''inaudible'']
:'''Chris:''': Mmm, a lot of us do.
:'''Barbara:''': Just look at this nasty mess here that you guys left that I got to clean up.
:'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Yeah I took care of my bills, I mean, not completely but I took care of them.
:[''Clanging noises return after short absence'']
:[''Trolls talk about General Hospital, then ask for forgiveness for Clyde'']
:[''Demonic voice briefly heard'']
:[''Sound of a vacuum cleaner'']
:[''Sound of Chris' mom singing'']
:'''Troll:''' Your mom has a beautiful voice, Chris.
:[''Meme spouting back and forth'']
:Do you watch Code Geass or Naruto?
:.........
:I'm going to watch Shuffle! sometime
:[''Naruto talk... or some anime'']
:[''More clanging, vacuuming'']
:'''Chris:''' ...got my headphones on. And you know what else? They like your singing.
:'''Barbara:''': ...I don't sing.
:'''Chris:''':You just did!
:'''Barbara:''': That's my laugh, my laugh!
:'''Chris:''' They just did, they heard you singing just now
:'''Barbara:''': I can't sing!
:'''Chris:''':You just did!
:'''Barbara:''': [''inaudible'']
:'''Chris:''' They just heard you singing in the microphone.
:'''Barbara:''': Did you write cheques for those bills?
:'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yes mother I did.
:'''Barbara:''': You're not telling me a story?
:'''Chris:''' No, I'm not telling you a story.
:'''Barbara:''': It's important [''inaudible''] did you pay them?
:'''Chris:''' Yes I paid them
:'''Barbara:''': Okay you need to be honest with me.
:'''Chris:''' No you're saying... I'm being honest, I'm being honest.
:'''Barbara:''': How you respond to what...what [we] talk about. You say you want to do something and you don't do it then life is gonna change [our ideas soon?]
:'''Chris:''' Ok... I'll be sure to pay the remaining difference next month.
:'''Barbara:''': No, this month.
:'''Chris:''' I couldn't pay them all with 90 dollars so there's still some there that [''sound cuts'']
:...oh you're cooking them up here that's why you turned the fan on over the stove.
:[''trolls rejoice and mock Momma Chandler'']

==Transcript==
===Waiting for Chris===
 '''Polly:''' I can't wait to hear Chris! I'm a huge fan!
 '''Clyde:''' Oh, goddamn these noodles are fantastic. Man, I wish I could eat like this everyday.
 '''Troll:''' Have you eaten the rice balls?
 '''Clyde:''' No, no, no. These are noodles. These are... ''[Trolls interrupt]'' 
 '''Troll:''' Fan-fucking-tastic.
 '''Clyde:''' Fantastic, you know?
 '''Troll:''' Sweetangie is Chris. Or, we think so.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I don't think this is him.
 '''Clyde:''' It's definitely not the real Chris.
 '''Clyde:''' I'm disappointed there's so many impostors out there. Kinda my fault, but, you know, if it weren't ''[unintelligible]'' Hard to come by.
 '''Troll:''' His mic was working last time he was here, just fine.
 '''Troll:''' He usually capitalizes his words, like in every sentence.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I don't think he's - I don't think this is him.
 '''Troll:''' Is it set to push to talk or something?
''[Trolls talk over each other]''
 '''Clyde:''' It's called push to talk. Push to talk.
 '''Troll:''' No, just have him set it to voice activity. It works so much better that way.
''[BlueSpike says something unclear]''
 '''Troll:''' You guys are fucking idiots.
''[Trolls talk over each other again]''
 '''Troll:''' You guys scared him off by being guys.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, you fucking jackasses. Nice going.
 '''Troll:''' Was that even the real...?
 '''Troll:''' Yes, that was the real Chris.
 '''Troll:''' He's too much of a pussy to talk.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, cause you scared him, or some - No, or he's too stupid to be.
''[Laughter]''

===Chris Arrives===
 '''Chris:''' ''[Chris arrives, with radio playing loudly.]'' Hello.
''[Trolls all greet him.]''
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, now-
 '''Troll:''' Why don't you have your microphone working?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I don't know why my microphone is messed up.
 '''Troll:''' I'm sorry, but we had an impostor here before.
 '''Chris:''' No, I'm registered. I've got myself registered now. So, uh, hopefully-
 '''Troll:''' That's probably why. It probably had to calibrate.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Well I calibrated now.
 '''Clyde:''' So, Chris, have you seen Rabbichozo's, uh, oh it's fantastic.
 '''Chris:''' I don't give a crap about your stupid pencil sketch.
''[Pause, audio cuts out]''
 '''Chris:''' Well for one thing, you stole my sweetheart!
''[Cutout continues]''

===PandaHalo, Trip to Redmond and Animal Crossing===
 '''Chris:''' You broke her hymen!
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I know it's a terrible mistake, but I plan to make it up to her. I'm doing the things I should do.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, and another thing, if she is really over there with you now, then put her on the mic. Please.
 '''Troll:''' She's not- He never said-
 '''Clyde:''' Look, Chris, she's very busy, ok. She's very busy.
 '''Chris:''' Well-
 '''Clyde:''' She's not over here right now. Okay? So lets drop it.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, fine. Well could you tell her to please send me a message lettin' me know, for sure, so I can know- so I can know.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Talks over Chris]'' I'll let her know whatever you want, but it's her life. She doesn't have to send you a message. You failed her. You failed her.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sighs]'' She and I were very close.
 '''Clyde:''' You say you're so close, then why didn't you go?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sighs]'' Because I had- Aw, hang on a second. How do I- oh, that's right. This thing. Right. ''[Sighs]'' Hold on a sec. Oh yeah, because I did not have four to eight hundred dollars!
 '''Clyde:''' It doesn't cost that much to go cross-country.
 '''Chris:''' Yes it does. I know, I saw it on an airport website. Where I was be- Where I was- recommended to me by Mr. Miyamoto.
 '''Clyde:''' You know, you can drive there. It's not that hard.
 '''Troll:''' What happened with that? I thought, um, didn't you have a deal with them or something? I heard a rumor that your characters were going to be in Animal Crossing.
 '''Chris:''' Well, they are in Animal Crossing. And I did- and I do- I did have a deal with them.
 '''Troll:''' What happened though?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]'' I'd rather not say.
 '''Troll:''' Oh.

===Chris's Radio, Clyde and Criticism===
 '''Troll:''' Chris, why don't you turn down the TV? It's hard to hear you.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Annoyed sigh]'' I do not have a TV turned on in here.
 '''Troll:''' I can hear it.
 '''Chris:''' I have a radio.
 '''Troll:''' I hear something in the background.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Burping throughout sentence]'' Well that's the- that would b- the radio. And it is not that loud.
 '''Troll:''' But it shows up pretty well on your microphone mic. With due respect.
 '''Chris:''' But still, my voice is louder than the radio.
 '''Troll:''' Ah goo- ahh given.</font?>
 '''Polly:''' Uh, Chris? Uh, when are you going to do the new Sonichu comic?
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Says something over Polly]''
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]'' Uh, I'll answer Polly's question. I'm not sure. It's, uh, it's in progress right now, I'm drawing it up.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, okay. I can't wait to read it!
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]'' Well, we'll see.
 '''Troll:''' Chris!
 '''Troll:''' Listen, Clyde kind of has admin on here, so we can't really do anything about him. So, yeah. I don't know.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Hard to hear over Chris's radio]'' ...with you guys. I love you guys. Just as much as Chris loves you guys. Right?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]''
 '''Clyde:''' Look, I was angry. I was angry. But I'm calm now.
 '''Troll:''' Don't try to hurt any other person from now on.
 '''Clyde:''' I'm doing the best I can. I'm doing the best I can.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I have much- I do not have much to say in response to that right now. Because I'm ticked off.
 '''Troll:''' Don't let him get to you.
 '''Troll:''' You're no better than he is, if you give in.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[Says something unintelligible]''
 '''Chris:''' ''[Huge sigh]''
 '''Troll:''' Hey, Chris, I just wanted to let you know I'm a huge fan of the comics, and I'm glad you keep doing what you're doing. You're doing a great job, and just keep it up, alright man?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I appreciate the, uh, what's the word I'm looking for? The, the, uh- well, the encouraging words. Encouragement. I appreciate the encouragement. Well, there are things, uh- I- er- current events I do not appreciate. I appreciate the positive encouragement.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I can't really do anything. He took over the IRC channel. I used to be the owner. I mean Clyde. He's like taking over everything.
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah, it was because Panda gave it to me, you know. But anyway, I mean, you can't just listen to encouragement, you've got to listen to criticism, man. Criticisms are what make you better, you learn from your mistakes. You learn from mistakes.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]''
 '''Troll:''' Be right back guys, my wife is calling.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Clyde:''' I don't- I don't- Tons of people don't like the Rabbichozo art style, but you know, I gotta improve on that. That's something I plan to improve on. There's a lot of criticism in the death of Sonichu, right? 
 '''Chris:''' ''[Loudly]'' What? What did you just say?
 '''Clyde:''' There's a lot of criticism of Sonichu. Right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh. For a moment there I thought you said something different.
 '''Clyde:''' What, what did you think I said? I'm just saying, there are people who like it and people who don't like it. You gotta start taking in those suggestions. You know?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. So many things that will be improved upon. But, I just have to hear from Sarah herself that she really is going to be with you, Clyde. I have to hear it from herself. It's one thing to hear it from you and then it's- then on that note, it's just I find it very hard to believe. So I have to hear it from her.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, I kinda think that Rabbichozo sucks. I mean, I think it could be funny, but it honestly looks like it's drawn by a kindergartener.
 '''Chris:''' Yes.
 '''Troll:''' I mean, Sonichu has evolved over the years. You can see that the art's getting better. Rabbichozo doesn't even look like something a beginner would do, honestly. I mean, ''[Interrupted]''
 '''Chris:''' A whole bunch of crap!
''[Everyone starts talking at once]''
 '''Polly:''' Also, Sonichu is in color.
 '''Clyde:''' I know, I accept this criticism. But you just called it crap! Now that's just rude.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I have emotions going behind me- uh, behind that opinion.

===Cassie===
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Chris, did you get my message.
 '''Chris:''' Uh...
 '''Clyde:''' Aren't you going to be the gentleman, then? Aren't you gonna be the gentleman?
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' I just want to ask you, Chris. I'm Cassie's friend. She- she's worried sick about you. Why haven't you emailed her?
 '''Chris:''' I did email her! As a- I- I haven't gotten any re-plies from her. I have emailed her and I have instant messaged her on A.I.M. and Skype. I haven't heard back from her. I don't know what's going on there.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' ...you emailed her.
 '''Chris:''' What?
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' When was the last time you emailed her?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, I'll check.
 '''Polly:''' Um, Chris? I have a question. My fa- One of my favorite new characters is, um, Simonla, and like, I also like Zapina as well. Um, are they gonna have bigger parts in the series later on?
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, could you repeat that question?
 '''Polly:''' Um, I was wondering if Simonla and Zapina will either have bigger parts in the series later on. 
 '''Chris:''' Possibly. Possibly, but, uh, I can't say for sure. Oh, and, uh, to answer your question, uh- in answer to, uh, I believe, uh, Screwhead, who asked? It was about four days ago. About four days ago.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Yeah. Four days ago? Okay, I'll tell her to check it out.
 '''Chris:''' The last email I sent was about four days ago.
 '''Troll:''' She'll contact you in a while, though.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' I'll tell her to check it out and- and thanks Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Mm.

===Bubbles's Pussy and Sex in the Comics===
 '''Troll:''' Hey, Chris? I have a question.
 '''Chris:''' Yes?
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, my favorite character is Bubbles, I kinda liked the, uh, the thing she had going with Blake, where she was kind of keeping the relationship secret. I thought that was kinda clever. I was wondering, uh, she's a water-type, so does that mean that her vagina is always wet, or does she have to be aroused like a normal woman?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Sigh]'' Yeah, aroused. That's applied for all the, uh, Rosechus there. And also, like, you know, she's not just a water-type, she's also- she's a water- and electric-type, like uh- oh, shoot- What's the name of that one? Originated from Gold-Silver-Crystal series, uh, evolves from Chinchou? Lanturn. And she has, uh, she has Volt Absorb ability.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, I see.
 '''Troll:''' Uh, Chris, another question following Bubbles. Uh, her body is 90% water, and now this thing about the whole sexual intercourse - about it. Now, don't take this rude, and you don't need to answer me... 
 '''Chris:''' No, that's fine.
 '''Troll:''' ...I try to respect your creative work. My wife actually got me into this, uh, show actually. So, what happens is- like, as you know, like, semens are like little fishes in themselves. Would that mean, I mean, would they actually have a route to fly into the egg, in theory, or do they just swim around her whole body, just forever just swimming around.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. The, uh, the internal or- the internal organs uh, for the Rosechus are pretty much the same thing, so I'd say pre- about, uh, as good chance as most any other mammal.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, so you mean she's able to control her density a little bit more. She- I understand now. She's able to control more her density from the 90% water. Okay. That pretty much answers it just perfectly. That's been bothering me at work. ''Laughs''
 '''Chris:''' Okay.
 '''Clyde:''' I got another question, Chris, about this whole sexual thing. I mean, this is a children's comic, right? Why is there so much sex in it?
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. It's called romance, and my- and my- if you'll notice throughout the comics my best pieces of artwork among which were those where dey were kissing and making out. Romantic moments.
 '''Clyde:''' There's a hidden page.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Interrupting Clyde]'' And because- and because- and because of the tension from, uh, the trolls and Encyclopedia Dramatica, I just felt like doing that in protest against them.
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah, but childre-
 '''Jack Thaddeus''' ''[Interrupting Clyde]'' Yes but how is that really a protest? That, you know, you know, are, are you like referencing to the 60's when women burned their bras? That was in protes- That was feminism. Saying that they weren't slaves to men. Do you even understand the whole thing?
 ''[Pause, multiple voices are heard at once]''
 '''Chris:''' Now, to tell you the truth, I never really thought about, I never really thought about that when I-
 '''Jack Thaddeus''' ''[Interrupting Chris]'' Then how is, stripping was, how was that protest- 
 '''Chris:''' ''[Interrupting Jack Thaddeus]'' It shows that they have vaginas and NOT dicks. 
 '''Jack Thaddeus''' The dick thing was the fact that they were just, you know, mocking you. I think you went overboard with that. 
 '''Chris:''' Well maybe I did. Maybe I did. 
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, you did, because that seems kind of excessive, kind of (interrupted)
 '''Troll:''' I don't think they would have even bothered to write about an article about you if you didn't just keep reacting like that.

===Chris justifies sex in a kids' comic===

 '''Troll:''' I have another question.
 '''Troll:''' The point some of us are trying to make is, if it's TV-Y7 that means there should really be no sex in it at all.
 '''Clyde:''' ''(unintelligible over other people)''
 '''Chris:''' That's pretty much incorrect, I mean, uh, there's so many romantic anime that's TV-Y7, and they shoul- they have making out.
 '''Clyde:''' You know, a lot of things in Japan, Japan has stricter standards-not stricter, I mean looser guidelines than America. It's much different.
 '''Chris:''' I hear ya.
 '''Troll:''' Chris, I was just wondering what Bubbles, um, she has a, that water whirlwind attack, I was just curious if you had any plans to make- ''(Chris butts in)''
 '''Chris:''' By the way, that was a Whirl- Whirlpool.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, Whirlpool, sorry, sorry, Whirlpool, but do you have any plans to mix an, uh, Electric-type attack with that, since water conducts electricity, right? It could be a very powerful-
 '''Chris:''' ''(interrupts)'' Yeah, she did, she did an electric attack amongst the- the walls of that Whirlpool and she let out. In case you didn't know, there's a- little bits of lightning bolts among which-
 '''Troll:''' Oh, oh, I'm sor- I didn't notice that, I'm sorry, I'll go take another look. Thank you.
 '''Max?:''' Hey Chris-
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Max?:''' You make some pretty sweet Little Big Planet levels.
 '''Chris:''' Thank you.

===Chris on Benadryl babysitting===

 '''Clyde:''' Oh, there's a message from Cogs on the side, about, uh, do women not have the right to vote already in CWCville.
 '''Chris:''' No, ervy- Everybody, no matter what age, no matter what gender or race, ervybody has the right to vote in CWCville. Even if they're black.
 '''Clyde:''' Then what's up with the "Votes for Women" thing, I was-
 '''Troll:''' Not just vote women, but- ''(interrupted)'' any other ethnicities, and gays?
 '''Troll:''' I don't understand-
 '''Chris:''' I did that- heard it in Mary Poppins.
 '''Jack:''' What? Mary Poppins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Troll:''' Aw, man, Mary Poppins?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, Mary Poppins.
 '''Polly:''' I remember that movie.
 '''Troll:''' Aw, yeah, that movie.
 '''Chris:''' It's a classic. It's my favorite movie of all time.
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, that movie was, like, based in the 1900s.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but still I- still I agreed with that message there-
 '''Clyde:''' Taken out of context, that makes it seem like CWCville's set in the 1960s ''[sic].''
 '''Jack:''' What message? That children should be given cough medicine so they'll go to sleep?
 '''Chris:''' ''What?''
 '''Jack:''' Yeah, that's what women used to do back in- That's what mothers, friggin' nurses and stuff used to do to kids in the 1900s, is give children, like, you know, cough medicine.
 '''Clyde:''' ''[laughter]''
 '''Chris:''' Cause- cause the medicine- uh, correction, the medicine did not put them to sleep, there was a lullaby, not the cough medicine. They only had to take the cough medicine-
 '''Jack:''' No cough medicine-
 '''Chris:''' ...because it rained, before dere, and it was not, and it was to, uh-
 '''Jack:''' Rain means cough medicine doesn't have anything to do with each other. That's not how friggin' germs are spread, or colds are gotten. Colds are gotten through germs, not the rain.
 '''Troll:''' How is cough medicine any different from today's parents that just let their kids watch TV until they fall asleep? I mean, it's just as bad.
 '''Jack:''' Well- Cough medicine has a lot to do with the psychological effects of it. Obviously if you get- if you keep giving fre-
 '''Troll:''' Thanks, Samantha, that was delicious.
 '''Jack:''' What?
 '''Troll:''' It's my, uh, Samantha-
 '''Polly:''' Yeah, that's we're all saying, cause I've heard that there's a lot of different chemicals in cough medicine. You could cook up a ''(unintelligible)''
 '''Jack:''' I don't even take cough medicine, because I'm not a pussy.
 '''Troll:''' Uh, so.
 '''Troll:''' Chris!
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, I never put any references, I never did any references or plan any references to cough medicine or anything of that sort.
 '''Troll:''' Well, Chris, Cassie says the last e-mail she got from you was on the 17th. How 'bout your being gay? Is that true?
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' That wa- That was somebody had- That was Clyde hacking through my e-mail and spammed that to my contacts.
 '''Clyde:''' Yeah, I definitely did not do that-
 '''Jack:''' You're a scoundrel-
 '''Chris:''' -a slanderous lie.
 '''Clyde:''' I did not do that.
 '''Troll:''' Whoa-whoa-whoa. Wow. Well, thanks for that. She was worried that you were- that you don't like her.
 '''Jack:''' You're a scoundrel, Clyde.
 '''Clyde:''' I didn't do that. That was someone else.
 '''Polly:''' I was wondering, because I've heard other ''(unintelligible)'' too, I was really hoping that you weren't gay.
 '''Chris:''' Believe me, I'm straight.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, okay. I'll take your word for it.
 '''Chris:''' Thank you. And, uh-
 '''Clyde:''' Cogs- Cogs got a way- she showed us that, okay? I mean, you only ''(unintelligible)''
 '''Chris:''' Polly, Polly-

===Chris's fail-riffic Spanish===

 '''Troll:''' So, Chris.
''(at this point about four or five people are talking at once)''
 '''Troll:''' Cassie didn't get your last e-mail.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?
 '''Troll:''' Cassie didn't get your last e-mail.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, Screwhead's from Mexico. I heard you like Spanish, so.
 '''Troll:''' Hola, Chris.
 '''Troll:''' You know Spanish, right?
 '''Chris:''' Si. ''(unintelligible broken Spanish)'' a Mexico. ''(unintelligible)'' dos años ''(unintelligible)''.
 '''Troll:''' Has estal`on Mexico?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, lo siento?
 '''Troll:''' Has estal`on Mexico?
 '''Chris:''' Estoy Mexico? No.
 '''Troll:''' ''[slowly]'' Has estalo, ama in Mexico. Has venir?
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Uh, no, I hav- no, no tengo pansars. ''[sic]''
 '''Troll:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I think, uh, I think I meant to say- I'm pretty sure-
 '''Jack:''' Did you just say you don't wear pants?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, I was trying to say, ah, I don't have plans to go in Mexico at the moment.
 '''Troll:''' Oh, okay.
 '''Polly:''' Oh, I see.
 '''Chris:''' That's what I understood what he was saying there.
 '''Jack:''' Chris, did you know that, that 4-cent garbage website is located in Mexico?
 '''Chris:''' Huh.
 '''Jack:''' That's why-
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, that's why they can't get shut down.
 '''Chris:''' Mm.
 '''Troll:''' ''(unintelligible)'' borders, plus it's cheaper to run sites over there, they have, like, several servers.
 '''Chris:''' Hm.
 '''Troll:''' Chris. Cassie wanted to talk to you, but she couldn't make it here, and well, she wants to be your Spanish teacher, because she says that you've got to improve your Spanish.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Oh, that Cassie. Yeah, I'm sorry, I thought you were- I got mixed up. Um... Yeah, um, I'm sorry, I, uh, I haven't talked to that- I haven't talked to Cassie in a while, but I've been mostly talking to, uh, her gal- her, uh, gal-pal and I'm sure- I'm sure she'd tell you a lot about her...

===In which unhealthful habits are discussed===

 '''Troll:''' Hey Chris, how- how does Sonichu keep Rosechu from spending more than a hundred dollars at the mall? I've always wondered how he could manage to do that. I've always had problems with that myself.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' That wa- That time at the mall, it was, uh, Kel loaned the credit card. And it's like, yeah- she gave- she gave Sonichu the responsibility of that credit card. She did.
 '''Troll:''' ''(unintelligible)''
 '''Clyde:''' Now, I've always given my advice on cannabis, you should do the ''(unintelligible)'', Chris, but I think she wants your response.
 '''Jack:''' Chris, one of my friends sent me this picture, and I think you might find it kinda disturbing just because they say it's proof that you're gay.
 '''Chris:''' Aw yeah, I saw that, that's just a crappy Photoshop.
 '''Jack:''' No, that one doesn't- this one doesn't look Photoshopped at all.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I'm not gonna look at it.
 '''Jack:''' Oh, you're not? Oh.
 '''Troll:''' Chris, uh, you say you're against smoking?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. As a matter of fact, CWCville is a smoke-free, non-alcoholic city.
 '''Jack:''' ''(partially drowned out)'' That's what we call a totalitarian state...
 '''Troll:''' Oh, and, uh, in the pilot episode with Seth McFarlane, of, you know, Family Guy? He's always smoking. What do you think about that?
 '''Clyde:''' Go smoke.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I just- I just take that with a grain of salt, and, uh, you know, that's what--
 '''Troll:''' I mean, if he can smoke, why can't anyone else? I mean, it's-
 '''Chris:''' Because it causes cancer!
 '''Jack:''' So does a lot of things.
 '''Polly:''' It could be a prop pipe.
 '''Chris:''' In any case, I'm not- in any, in any case I've never done it and I never will.
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, but eating too much fast food can give you a heart attack. I mean... so many things are deadly for you. 
 '''Jack:''' What about fast food, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' My father used to smoke and he went through a whole bunch of heart attacks. He suffered thr (is cut off)
 '''Jack:''' Well, I think that might have to do more with his weight.
 '''Chris:''' He suffered through three or four triple bypasses.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Chris, I think that's.. that's more like a weight issue.
 '''Chris:''' He has a pacemaker!
 '''Troll:''' Chris, eh...
 '''Clyde:''' Hey ya guys, leave him alone. Ya know my granddad smoked most of his life. He quit for 25 years and still died of lung cancer. I mean that's just the way it is. And your body never gets rid of it.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Well yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Troll:''' Chris, what about (pause) Chris, what about fast food? That's- that's bad for you.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Hey Chris. Chris, could you do me a favor and send an email to Cassie? She's very worried about you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh. Yeah sure, I'll send her an email later.
 '''Cassie's Friend:''' Okay, thanks.
 '''Jack:''' Well, uh. A certain someone you know...
 '''Chris:''' No no.
 '''Jack:''' She has to, uh she wants to... 
===Transcription ends at 25:27===

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