Pedofork

2010-01-22T22:47:33Z

Iroqouis Pliskin: /* Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies */

{{quote|I am not a Pedofork, YOU DORKS!!!|Christian Weston Chandler}}

[[Image:Herbert (Family Guy).JPG|thumb|120px|Chris's role-model]]

A "[[pedofork]]" ''(pronounced "PEDD-oh-fork"),'' a portmanteau for "pedophile" and "dork", is [[Chris]]'s term for a pedophile (''paedophile'' to non-Americans) and other general conceptions of a child molester and sexual deviant towards under-age intercourse.

This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as "[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]]".

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and the first step to becoming a LOLcow.

==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==
{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]

While not an outright baby fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the "if there's grass on the field, play ball" school of thought where he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below legal age of consent given the opportunity.

*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''.

*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as "dumb". What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechus]] are "stripping for women's rights" and the "14 years cute" Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of "those dumb laws", she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.

*He named a character [[Lolisa Rosechu]], which sounds an awful lot like "Lolita". It's doubtful he understands the meaning of the novel or even the generic term, but the coincidence is too disturbing.

*In [[Mailbag 3]], a [[troll|fan]] emailed him asking if he would lower the legal age of consent, and if so, what he would lower it to. He answered with 16. Although the age of consent ''is'' 16 in many US States, the current legal age in Virginia is 18. He then made a terrible pun that suggested he wants to sleep with 16-year-old girls.

*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], one of Sonichu's daughters says "I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it." When this joke first appeared on [[Family Guy]] ten years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.

*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages]] on Facebook, it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.

*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's ok to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergarteners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Chris's first use of the term pedofork]]
*[[Pedo-glasses]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9P29.htm The disturbing Zapina page]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]

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