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Talk:Christopher Paul Whitney reveal

2011-08-30T23:15:23Z

Isarko:

Wanted to go ahead and get this up fast, sorry if it's short on info right now [[User:Tomgirl4life|Tomgirl4life]] 12:54, 30 August 2011 (PDT)
:Attempting a partial transcription; I'm at work right now so we'll see how much I can get done [[User:Tomgirl4life|Tomgirl4life]] 12:57, 30 August 2011 (PDT)
:got up to around 1:30 or thereabouts. [[User:Tomgirl4life|Tomgirl4life]] 13:14, 30 August 2011 (PDT)
Filled in the rest. Fix where applicable. --[[User:Groggers|Groggers]] 13:30, 30 August 2011 (PDT)

== The Account ==

Do we know anything about this new account, anything worth putting into an article? The descriptions make it clear that this is not Chris, so who is he giving his videos to to upload, and why isn't he doing it himself on a new account? [[User:DoctorSubmarine|DoctorSubmarine]] 13:16, 30 August 2011 (PDT)

* probably someone in contact with chris (likely the same person sending him the "trolling profile" images) are having him send them the videos to upload since his account is suspended for two weeks, but the inner circle faggots will never tell us for sure, keeping that kind of shit secret is what gets them off - [[I Love Little Girls]] 14:09, 30 August 2011 (PDT)

==Chris and Deadlines==

So Chris broke his own imposed deadline to drop Alec's dox? Does this bear mentioning in the hypocrisy article? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 16:15, 30 August 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Isarko

2011-08-30T23:08:17Z

Isarko: /* CWCville Negotiator */

Probably due to his stunted ability to empathize and his shaky theory of mind, Chris has been known to project his beliefs onto others, while switching the genders. During the Kacey Calls, Chris assumes that Kacey would want to avoid looking at another woman's vagina in much the same way he would avoid looking at another man's penis. In a comment for a LittleBigPlanet stage entitled "Tomboy Costume," he remarks "Don't forget about us Tomgirls." The implications towards Chris's ego notwithstanding, this shows that on some level, Chris seems to understand that the differences between male and female gender roles are merely a matter of swapping male and female elements for each other, rather than having subtle differences that go beyond mere reflection. This is of course, when Chris considers women to actually be people and not ego-stroking ATMs with vaginas.

Trying to find sources to prove this, but don't feel like going through the Kacey Calls yet. Maybe later. Might be in the Jackie Emails... [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 12:20, 23 March 2011 (PDT)

* Do men seriously avert their eyes from each other's penises, though? I thought it was just Chris. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 22:08, 23 March 2011 (PDT)
*: I guess I can't speak for all STRAIGHT men, but if there's a naked guy around, I know my eyes will be trying to look anywhere but at his genitals. For example, watching straight porn, you really can't avoid seeing a penis. You don't want to see your friend's junk in gym, but you get over it. However, evidence leans towards Chris trying to block it out totally (reverse cowgirl missionary?) It is true that Chris is a pretty extreme case, but remember that Chris believes that he's the normal one most of the time. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 23 March 2011 (PDT)
** In saunas in Korea, the men all stare at you if you're white and I reckon that the women would do the same to other women. Of course no one really cares otherwise it seems, but I don't think people go out of their way to try and look or not to look. [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 18:56, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==CWCville Negotiator==
Do you have a copy of this uploaded somewhere so people don't have to join Deviant Art to view it? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 18:56, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry! I'll mirror it somewhere once I get back from smoking tobacky. I meant to put it on the fanwiki but I started smoking back in May... and kinda didn't stop. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 16:08, 30 August 2011 (PDT)

File talk:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg

2011-03-30T05:25:39Z

Isarko: Created page with "==Source== As a troll, internetizen, and honorary member of the first generation of Aspies, I will be the first to ask for source, even though it shan't be given."

==Source==

As a troll, internetizen, and honorary member of the first generation of Aspies, I will be the first to ask for source, even though it shan't be given.

User talk:Isarko

2011-03-24T05:34:38Z

Isarko:

User talk:Isarko

2011-03-23T19:20:40Z

Isarko: Created page with " Probably due to his stunted ability to empathize and his shaky theory of mind, Chris has been known to project his beliefs onto others, while switching the genders. During the K..."

User talk:Acousticvirgin

2011-03-23T18:09:10Z

Isarko: /* LBP update */

Thank you for transcribing the Lar's Call. You did an amazing job. I know other people helped too, but wow you did a lot of it. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 02:33, 19 November 2010 (PST)

I love the Chores page. Excellent work. Thanks for the laughs![[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 05:00, 2 January 2011 (PST)

Thanks for recording those LBP2 levels, those are....something else to say the least. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 09:29, 13 February 2011 (PST)

== chris's littlepigblanket reviews ==

here are some reviews and comments chris has left for other people on LBP2. i'll just post the ones that i think are funny. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 16:45, 28 February 2011 (PST)

''H4H & Trolls (a video where some guy complains about the LBP community)''
{{quotebox|I AM with you. I have been a victim of Trolls for about three years. I talk about them some within my Autsm Tutorial 6-Part Animation here on

LBP2. }}
{{quotebox|Repetition is not good in this sense, amigo. Take my advice and go further into Troll Talk; talk about how to Take Them Down,ignoring them and

such. Plus, try adding dfferent scenearies and 3D Layer backgrounds and foregrounds as you see fit. Take my 6-Part Animation for examples. }}

''Sonichu: Collectors Level''
{{quotebox|Stupid! I do not atone for anyone who wants my characters and world destroyed. >:( }}

''someone told chris his levels aren't great and offered to help him do better. chris responded:''
{{quotebox|Thanks, but no thanks. I work alone, and you Will see a new Sonichu Level soon enough from me. My Autism Tutorial is Great and Artistic. }}

''Majorkira's Sonichu Sackbot Store''
{{quotebox|These are Pitiful and Poor Copies. [DENIED] }}

''Sonichu: the good version''
{{quotebox|And now, itemized opinions from the Original Creator of Sonichu: A) The Jerkops, and Slaweel Ryam, are NOT Sonichu's main Adversaries; Graduon

and his Minions are. B) Paintballs against a Painted Character are a bad idea; the character loses his color. C) I agree with everyone else, your attempt at

a level was fair, but it does lack the finess Only I can offer and deliver. Questions may be left in my Profile's Comment Box. Have a good and safe day. }}

''this was chris's witty retort to a few people who left him negative reviews:''
{{quotebox|How about I remove my brain and soul, get infected with a Zombie Virus, and you and I can start off as true equals? }}

Sonichu: the good version
{{quotebox|And now, itemized opinions from the Original Creator of Sonichu: A) The Jerkops, and Slaweel Ryam, are NOT Sonichu's main Adversaries; Graduon and his Minions are. B) Paintballs against a Painted Character are a bad idea; the character loses his color. C) I agree with everyone else, your attempt at a level was fair, but it does lack the finess Only I can offer and deliver. Questions may be left in my Profile's Comment Box. Have a good and safe day.}} Seem's like his ego is still intact.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 18:46, 28 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey you ==

Nice work on the Kacey calls page, keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:11, 7 March 2011 (PST)

== LBP update ==

chris hasn't played lbp2 much lately because he was disappointed by the lack of praise he receieved for his autism tutorial, but he briefly returned to post this comment on a level called "Tomboy Costume":
{{quotebox|Hey, do not forget about us Tomgirls. :) }}
heh
[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 01:39, 23 March 2011 (PDT)

That factoid can definitely be incorporated somewhere, though I guess Chris's gender identity issues aren't too new.... I'm glad the tutorials failed, too. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 11:09, 23 March 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Main Page

2011-03-17T12:51:48Z

Isarko:

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

==Seriously==
What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2011-03-03T23:23:17Z

Isarko: /* Uploading the comics */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Anonymax is hereby a CWCki admin ==

Because I am far too [[stress|STRESSED]] to constantly monitor CWCki like I use to, and because the CWCki has gotten larger, I hereby dub Anonymax a CWCki admin. May he use his powers for good, not evil. If you have problems, you can all <strike>stop bothering me</strike> bring your problems to him as well.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:10, 9 November 2010 (PST)
* everyone keep bothering champthom -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== A booru for CWC-related fan art ==

Hi guys. I'm here to ask you a simple question.

There's a site out there that allows you to create a free "booru". A "booru" is an online gallery that anyone of its members can contribute to. Another "booru" feature is tagging: e.g., if you add a "rosechu" tag to all pictures featuring Rosechu; then, if you search for "rosechu", you'll find every pic with the "rosechu" tag; etc. It's quite a useful thing. Examples of "boorus": Danbooru, Gelbooru, Paheal (aka Rule 34).

I can create a booru (on the site I mentioned) for CWC-related fan art, for CWCkians to browse and contribute to. The question is, are CWCkians interested in this? That's what I want you guys to tell me.

P.S.: Btw, there's a lot of fan art pics on CWCki, and most of them aren't used in actual articles. If such a booru were to exist, all these pics could be safely deleted from the CWCki database, I reckon. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:01, 10 November 2010 (PST)

== Fan videos ==
I think we should limit the fan videos to 2 max per page, since thay are not really relevant and most of the time don't add much, take for example the "CWC fighter" page, currently it has 6 fan videos.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 11:18, 12 November 2010 (PST)

== A counter for the main page ==

Since this is like the fifth time Chris has declared he's leaving the internet forever, do you think a counter could be added to DA Update? Like the old one which counted how many days he'd missed on his page a day schedule, it could count how many days he lasts before he uploads another video. Chris doesn't tend to last too long on these things but he did go for a month and a half over the summer without a video update and it might be interesting to see if he manages to beat his previous record. [[User:Whispsonichu|Whispsonichu]] 13:34, 22 November 2010 (PST)
:That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 13:59, 22 November 2010 (PST)
{{:User:Anonymax/Quitcount}}
My initial idea for it. The tech for it works. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:30, 22 November 2010 (PST)

*Oh wow, that looks really good. [[User:Whispsonichu|Whispsonichu]] 15:31, 22 November 2010 (PST)

I also have another suggestion to respectfully add to this. If the site has the available bandwidth and space, why not run a streaming news ticker across the front of the page under the CWCki banner, just before the main page articles? This is for when Chris "possibly" goes a longer length of time away from the internet. Say, 50 or 100 days goes by, it could say something like; "BREAKING NEWS: Chris has been away from the internet for 100 Days Now! A NEW RECORD!". Something to that effect, but I think that would be a fun idea. Maybe throw in some random quotes as well and factoids as well, much like the "Did you Know...", but do it as a streaming ticker. --[[Chris Pickles|Chris Pickles]] 00:12, 26 2010 (EST)

== working on the Sonichu comic articles ==
They are way too fucking long. They need to be shortened down. [[Sonichu 9]] for example. I mean fuck who is actually going to read that than just watch the audiobooks or some shit? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:40, 4 December 2010 (PST)

*I took a crack at the #9 article. I think the problem with the pages for #9 and #10 is that users were updating the article as Chris was updating the comics on CWCipedia. So the summaries read like shit because it was a bunch of people tacking their reactions everytime Chris added new pages. Hopefully [[Sonichu 9]] reads better now, even if it may not be short enough.[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:18, 4 December 2010 (PST)

== Chris, the Master of Disguise ==

is it worth creating a page detailing all the times chris has gone "undercover"? like the kacey call, junior jenkins, the emails where he pretended to be a teenage girl or whatever, and any time he pretended to be an "evil troll". i think his bizarre attempts to act like another person and believe he's fooling everyone provide good insight into how his mind works and how he sees the world. plus it's funny as fuck -- [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 15:53, 7 December 2010 (PST)
*I don't know. It sounds like a good idea with some potential....maybe we could make it a new addition of the Chris and Cosplay page? After all, that's what it is, in a sense.... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 20:31, 7 December 2010 (PST)
**Junior Jenkins isn't Chris jackass. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 23:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)
***I think a seperate "Disguises" article would be a good idea. Cosplay doesn't cover his mentality when trying to be someone else. Don't forget Carlos the lover! [[User:Shock Waves|Shock Waves]] 09:48, 21 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey, I'm lazy ==

Can someone make a PSN tracker template or some shit for the front page? Basically, people will keep an eye on Chris' PSN activities and update the template. So something like "DATE - Fatty uploaded a new cart to modnation racers. Go downvote it now!".

Or something. Whatever. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:57, 20 December 2010 (PST)
*I would refrain from using language like "fatty" and any concrete trolling plan in response but given the amount of time Chris spends on the PS3, it is worth documenting. There's a requested template award in for it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 20 December 2010 (PST)
*If only such a template existed/was updated regularly. It would be especially useful if it were updated by someone reliable, such as Clydec. [[User:Clydec/PS3_Tracker|I guess we'll just have to keep hoping]]. (It isn't a template though. FUCKING WRITE ON HIS TALK PAGE GOD DAMN). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:41, 20 December 2010 (PST)

== The CWCki Quality Review ==

I've gotten some complaints about the quality of the CWCki. Now I haven't really noticed anything super bad but this is something I hear from some people and I think that given the CWCki's second anniversary is coming up next week, we should have a frank open discussion about article quality and think of ways to address it.

I encourage everyone who uses the CWCki to offer their feedback so we can maintain the high quality standards we set for the CWCki.

So, I ask you all this - how is the CWCki doing? What do you think of article quality? How could it improve? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:47, 18 January 2011 (PST)

:1) I think the top priority for the CWCki in Year Three is to organize the content we already have. [[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] has been kicking ass sorting videos and saga-related content, and I think that's the sort of thing we need right now. For example, Chris was working on a ''novel'' last year, and most people probably forgot all about it, because the details are buried in the [[Wallflower E-mails]], instead of being presented in their own article. We have a lot of raw information here, and I think part of the CWCki's role should be to digest those primary sources, so a reader can get the highlights without having to pore over hours of chatlogs or sift through weeks' worth of e-mails. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 14:59, 18 January 2011 (PST)

:2) The second priority needs to be to crack down on namefaggotry going on around here. I don't object to personalizing one's user page, or using the user talk pages, but lately it feels like that's all some users do around here. The emphasis needs to be on the articles, not introducing yourself and your agenda to the community. Conversely, it annoys me when users add useless shit to articles, as if making any contribution at all increases their wiki XP or something. I'm thinking specifically of those dumb "reaction shot" images, but the same can be said for excessive piping, speculation, or anything where quality takes a back seat to quantity. In moderation, the reaction shot images could be funny, but mostly they just felt like someone was trying too hard. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 14:59, 18 January 2011 (PST)

: Just a small complaint really, (Since DethChemist already hit all the truly necessary points) but I think some further research is required on some pages. For example, the [[Zapina|Zapina article]] says (paraphrasing from memory) that while still a shitty character, Zapina hasn't really ripped off another character. I took one look at Zapina and realized that she's a transgendered version of obscure (And almost-universally disliked) [[Sonic the Hedgehog| Sonic]] character [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Charmy_Bee Charmy Bee], with a lightbulb in her ass instead of a stinger and the head traded out for Sonichu's. (Why Chris would do this is just... I dunno, really, but it IS Chris.) Anyway, just a reminder that maybe some further research is required on some articles. [[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:18, 7 February 2011 (PST)

==JenkinsJinkies Articles==

[[Coffee Place]] and [[Amanda]] articles need to be dealt with. I'd suggest that the Coffee Place article become a subsection of [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]] and become a redirect, while the Amanda article just be deleted. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:30, 30 January 2011 (PST)
*Coffee Place article should be preserved as it is a historical document in its own worth. Perhaps Amanda could be incorporated into [[Burger King]]?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:08, 4 February 2011 (PST)
**You should add a disclaimer or header to the Coffee Place article mentioning that it was written by Chris. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 20:52, 14 February 2011 (PST)

==Foreign languages==
While there's always work to be done on the CWCki, since there probably won't be new Chris related content for a while, I was wondering how many CWCkians are proficient in foreign languages. It may be an interesting endeavor and perhaps could work with [{TheCWCvilleLibrary]] to create subtitles for all of Chris's videos. That way, all the world can know of Chris's failings.

I think [[Spanish]] should be the first language, but I'm curious if this is feasible given the current user base. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:08, 4 February 2011 (PST)

*I've taken French as a second language class for 7 years and I've done two French immersion courses. If it's necessary, I can do that. I'm not sure how useful it would be, though. Is it just adding subtitles to videos, or is it translating the entire wiki into a foreign language? If it's the latter, there's no point in trying. If it's the former, there are still diminishing returns. I've been to France a few times and there are very few people there who can't speak English pretty well, and most can read it even better. The only French people I've met who couldn't speak or read any English were those in Aix, and they barely even have computers there. It would be a very small group of people that this would appeal to. If anything, they should be translated to a west/east Asian or Far-East European language, as it's much less common for them to speak English. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:23, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*Spanish is my first language, so I could work on those subtitles if you decide you need them. [[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 14:11, 7 February 2011 (PST)
*I could do Polish, as it's my mother tongue. [[User:LittlePigBlanket|LittlePigBlanket]] 00:48, 17 February 2011 (PST)
*It's really great to hear some responses, I've brought up the topic of subtitles [[CWCki talk:Caption Crusade|here]] which could use some discussion. Freecell does make a good point that a Asian or Far-Eastern European (what constitutes that BTW?) language would help reach the wider audience though the problem is that I'm skeptical if there's anyone into Chris trolling is competent in these languages. I've thought about translating Chris's comics but that would be a bit more difficult as any translation would work, but first I think we need to work on getting the comics on the CWCki in the first place. Anyways, there's some good potential here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:11, 17 February 2011 (PST)
*My mother tongue's Cantonese, maybe I can do Chinese? Tell me exactly what to do and I'll find time to do it. [[User:Sidre|Sidre]] 00:05, 22 February 2011 (PST)

==improvement project proposal ==
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:AllPages

http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special%3AAllPages&from=%22Damian+Antaria%22%2C+PLEASE%2C+Don%27t+Leave+Me+-+I+NEED+YOU!!!&to=9+October+2009&namespace=0

Every article needs to be improved. This must be a notice on every page for people to start taking dumb shit out of articles.
Video articles should be locked once it's in its final form. If people want to make changes, they'll have to go through the talk page.
Pages need to be approved by a mod before we can move onto the next set on the AllPages Special page.

The project will start from all the non-alphabet characters.

-- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:29, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*While you're free to edit pages as you deem fit, I will not lock pages as pages can always be improved as you nor anyone else is the end all final word of Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*Another thing, I think one way you can help maintain your standards of quality is to edit the [[CWCki:Style|style guide]] and you're welcome to establish expectations for articles and general style. I think that would be a very good way of you and your other Improvement Team members to really help the CWCki.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:30, 9 February 2011 (PST)

== Uploading the comics ==

I think one of the few faults with the CWCki is that at current, we don't have the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]] on the site. True, they're on the [[CWCipedia]] mirror but I believe those constitute the retconned comics with altered names.

Therefore, I'm offering a [[:Template:Bounty|Gold Star Bounty]] to anyone who contributes to uploading every Sonichu comic, original and retconned versions, onto the CWCki and incorporated them into the article. Obviously these are primary sources from Chris and should be on the CWCki itself so CWCki users can use them for research purposes and that sort of thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:39, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:I was thinking about this yesterday when I saw that 789chan thread. I don't have anything planned this afternoon so I guess I can upload them. Should this get its own article, or should they be put as galleries in the existing Sonichu Comic articles? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:55, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:*I think galleries on the respective comic pages would make the most sense, no? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:19, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:Episode 0 done. I'm thinking I should upload the files and also link to a .zip file download in the appropriate article so that people can download the whole issue. Once I'm done I guess I'll make a .zip for all of the issues in one. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:14, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:I'll do more later. I'm just going to change the download locations because I forgot to make them .zip files. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:35, 1 March 2011 (PST)
*For those who wish to contribute, my dear friend Gecko made .rar files of the comics [http://www.mediafire.com/?2lbe465niukq624 here] and [http://www.mediafire.com/?o5nt0o38ubz95qk here]. I think this covers up to issue 7. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:12, 1 March 2011 (PST)

*Okay, so looks like Freecell uploaded iussues [[Sonichu 0|0]] and [[Sonichu 1|1]], while I've uploaded [[Sonichu 2|2]] and [[Sonichu 3|3]]. Not sure how to do 4 as I know a lot of of the subepisodes are already on the CWCki somewhere but maybe we should upload them anyway. In any case, do contribute, it'll help the CWCki and it'll get you a sweet userbox. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:04, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:*Just finished with [[Sonichu 6|6]], I think I'll call it a night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:30, 1 March 2011 (PST)

* I can do issue 11 (Sonichu 10). [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 17:41, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:* [[Sonichu 10]] is up and has a gallery. There were three pages that overwrote CWCki Vandalism images, but I don't know how to fix that, and it didn't seem to me like it'd be that great a loss. I'm uploading a rar of Sonichu 10 to MF, since it doesn't seem to exist.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:55, 1 March 2011 (PST)
* I'll start Sonichu #9 --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:56, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:Aw hell, seems I overwrote some of the things in the CWCkipedia Vandalism page. Should I go through and upload new versions of that gay trucker comic? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 19:37, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:I guess I'll do Sonichu #8 now. I'll do it with the censored versions, because the porn is already on the comic page. Uhhg, wish me luck... --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:20, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:As far as I can tell, we still need 2, 5, and 6 uploaded, unless they follow a different syntax from the other ones you guys uploaded. Other than that it's done. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:09, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:*I'm pretty bored right now, so I'll take care of what's left of 2, and try to get to the others while I'm at it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 14:08, 3 March 2011 (PST)
:* [[Sonichu 5]] is up. I drank a lot while uploading it. Sonichu 4 and Sonichu 6 are left, from what I gather. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 15:23, 3 March 2011 (PST)

Sonichu 5

2011-03-03T23:21:00Z

Isarko: /* Gallery */ uploaded and fixed

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #5
| cover = [[Image:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]]
| coverdate = 29 April 2006
| finishedcomic = 20 June 2006
| pagecount = 53
| episodes = 12-13
| previous = [[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]
| next = [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]
}}
'''''Sonichu'' #5''' is the sixth issue of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic series.

By this point in his life [[Chris]] was obsessed with [[Megan]], and it shows painfully. For one thing, he's suddenly using ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards all the damn time. Chris quickly clears out premises like his [[Love Quest]] and the Chris/[[Wes]]/[[Sarah Hammer]] triangle so that he can introduce [[Sailor Megtune]] and the storyline that she is clearly meant to be Chris's sweetheart but is mysteriously uncomfortable with his affections. Reading Megan's dialogue in this issue makes it clear he has no earthly idea why she would refuse his advances, and cannot even invent a fictional explanation for the sake of drama.

Episode 13 introduces the first major multi-issue story arc, in which [[Mary Lee Walsh]] finally sets her sights higher than cockblocking a single moron and simply invades [[CWCville]], imprisoning [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] in a dark mirror. The elements introduced here would continue to play out until Walsh's final defeat in [[Episode 21]].

This issue also abandons all pretense of featuring [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in any meaningful role. In commentary on the ''[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook|Sonichu 5 Videobook]]'', Chris explains that his [[Barbara|mom]] has forbidden him from writing any more [[Sub-Episodes]], so he does the only logical thing: he makes his miserable life the ''main'' Episode. Whereas issues [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] and [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] set Sonichu aside to introduce new characters, and [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] was a special focusing on Chris, ''Sonichu'' #5 makes no such excuses, establishes this as business as usual, and begins a long tradition of Sonichu taking a back seat to his friends, enemies, creator, and even a [[Patti|dead dog]].

==Episode 12: Christian Chandler in "My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding"==
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[[Image:Getahintchris.JPG|thumb|Even in his own fantasy world, Chris is unable to take obvious hints. Also - Christ, he wears the medallion to formal occasions.]]
[[Image:120-CWCSpells.jpg|thumb|CWC-Spells!]]
The first half of the comic stars Chris as he saves [[Sarah Hammer]]'s wedding from the evil [[Wes Iseli]]. The story is a sort of coda to the [[Sub-Episodes]] of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], with Chris introducing Megan as his new love interest. Indeed, the entire wedding plot seems to be little more than a convenient way of writing Sarah Hammer out of the story so Megan can take her place.

While past issues of ''Sonichu'' have featured embellished versions of Chris's real-life exploits, the truth behind this story is less clear. The fact that Chris attends the wedding "in spirit" in the comic suggests that he was never actually there at all in real life. This is further supported by his ignorance of wedding traditions (the bride isn't supposed to throw the bouquet to any specific person, and catching the bouquet only means you are more likely to be married if you are a [[Homos|woman]]), and the lack of detail in the depiction of the wedding itself. The guests are never identified, Spicer is "played" by a fictional character, suggesting Chris has never seen the man, and the chapel looks suspiciously similar to one seen in the final scene of the ''[[Excel Saga]]'' anime.

<center>'''''SPOILER ALERT!!!'''''</center>

[[Homos|Chris catches the bouquet at the end.]]

===Synopsis===

Chris opens the story by announcing that "Jack's Knight", a character from a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card, will be playing the part of [[William Spicer]].

In a nondescript chapel, [[Sarah Hammer]] is marrying Spicer before a gathering of white, humanoid blobs sitting in the pews. Also present is Chris, floating invisibly above the proceedings. For some reason, they left the door open to the church, and [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] observes from the open doorway. Still bitter over Sarah rejecting him in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], he plans to take revenge.

From his vantage, Chris ponders the new life awaiting his childhood friend. For some reason, he's using the powers of his [[medallion]] to attend the ceremony invisibly, and he regrets being unable to stay long enough to catch the bouquet. Why he feels he must attend in secret, and only for part of the wedding is never explained.

More important to Chris is his recent friendship with a [[Sailor Megtune|"real super girl"]] whom he compares to chocolate strawberry ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards or something. His reverie is cut short, however, when his sixth sense alerts him to Wes-Li's attack on William Spicer and abduction of Sarah.

Determined to prevent this, Chris uses his Duel Disk Launcher to "play a 'reasoning'" (read: reason with Wes). Telepathically, he tries to talk Wes out of his plan, pointing out that there are other girls behind the "light magical curtain". But, since Wes has no "conseince," he attacks Spicer anyway, forcing Chris to reveal himself and transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

Still basking in the glow of potential sex with [[Megan]], Chris tries to convince Wes to stand down. Wes beats the shit out of him instead, and races out of the chapel with Sarah over his shoulder. Not wearing her Cherokian bracelets, Sarah is unable to summon the powers of [[Saramah Rosechu]] to defend herself.

The guests, apparently nonplussed to see Chris appear in the middle of the chapel and turn into a furfag, implore him to rescue Sarah. Chris responds by spouting even more collectible card game bullshit, which somehow rejuvenates him. Chris catches up to Wes, and continues to define their battle in terms of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' dueling, despite the fact that Wes has no cards, isn't interested in playing, and refuses to "take turns".

Chris uses some stupid card that teleports Sarah out of Wes's clutches and into his own, even creepier clutches, and he speeds back to the church. Wes attempts to stop them, but his attack backfires thanks to the timely interference of [[Sailor Megtune]] and her bulldyke familiar [[Megagi La Skunk]]. Megtune uses a guitar to repel Wes-Li's attacks and defeat him, while Chris goes gaga at the sight of her in action. Megagi forcefully reminds Chris to finish Wes off, although this would seem to be a formality, since Megtune's attacks have left him lying facefirst in the ground. Chris putts Wes into a black hole or something with a lightning bolt, and declares their "duel" to be over.

Afterward, Chris has returned to his human form, apparently loitering at the church and pondering the lack of momentum he has with Megan, who refuses to even talk to him except by e-mail. Sarah throws him the bridal bouquet as a token of her appreciation of their long friendship.

Chris closes by noting that "catching a bride's bouquet is a sign meaning a strong chance of marriage for you within a few years", [[fail]]ing to realize that this tradition applies to ''women'', whereas the men are supposed to catch the bridal garter thrown by the groom. So all this means is that Chris is likely to marry a dude in the near future.

===Advertisement 1===
[[Virginia is for Virgins]]!

==Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts & Entrapment"==
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[[Image:Whatsgoingon.JPG|right|thumb|What, indeed?]]
[[Image:Lolwutdisclaimer.jpg|thumb|TV-Y7]]
The rest of the issue sees Chris battle a full-scale invasion of [[CWCville]]. Crystal becomes trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], a plot twist Chris seems to have devised purely to make himself more sympathetic to Megan in the comic, except that it was an imaginary Megan taking imaginary pity on Chris for the loss of his imaginary twin sister. In spite of the story's total separation from reality, Chris altered the part where Megan hugs him, probably because of objections by the real Megan.

<center>'''''SPOILER ALERT!!!'''''</center>

Megan never loved Christian and never would.

Episode 13 also features some hilariously ill-conceived retroactive continuity to tone down Chris's none-too-subtle sexification of Megchan. On the original Page 50, Megtune comforts and embraces Chris, expressing her relief that Chris is safe, and apologizing that she couldn't help his sister. Ever the class-act, Chris throws in some upskirt fanservice.

The first change came when a disclaimer to this scene was added to page 51 of this version, with Rosechu addressing the reader:
{{quote|Hey-Ay! My papa asked me to set the record straight ... hey, sweet hug on the last page, but I'm afraid it didn't happen for real; you know with his wishful thinkin', but seriously, they are super-cool with each-other, and Papa C. really loves Megan. Okay, cool? Raight! Be sure to check out the ending in the next issue! C-ya!|Rosechu, talking even more stupidly than usual}}

Apparently Chris figured Megan was mad about the hug, not about appearing in ''Sonichu'' in a Magical Girl costume and showing her ass off. So, logically, Chris [[retcon]]ned the scene for more accuracy, explaining that they'd never hugged like that in real life. This is stupid, since it's not like anyone would read ''Sonichu'' and expect it to reflect reality in any way. No one needs a disclaimer to explain that Megan doesn't wear a [[Wikipedia:Sailor Soldier|Sailor Soldier]] outfit and fight crime with Sonic recolors all day.

Ultimately, Chris scrapped the original page 50 altogether, and replaced it with a more passive-aggressive version of Megan's reaction.

Most likely, the revisions occurred shortly after the comic was completed. Chris dates the final page "June 20, 2006". On [[2006#June|June 25]], Megan told Chris to back off, and this was probably marked the beginning of Chris's attempts to modify his portrayal of Megan in the comic to appease her. [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] would mark Megtune's final appearance in the series, replaced by a plainclothes version of Megan, and [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] would see her removed from the story altogether.

===Synopsis===
In [[CWCville]] Park, a man in a brown uniform attacks a couple before they can have their first kiss. At a coffee shop, a man in a red uniform tasers one of the customers before he can confess his feelings to his true love. Elsewhere in town, a white-uniformed man beats a couple for holding hands, citing the law of [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

As the crisis deepens within the city, its mayor and greatest hero are goofing off at the [[CWCville Mall|mall]] talking about Chris's love for [[Megan]]. While Chris had complained in Episode 12 that Megan had been standoffish towards him, he seems totally optimistic about his prospects when discussing things with Sonichu. Chris even admits that he stopped using his [[Attraction Sign]] since meeting Megan, a sign of his complete confidence in their relationship.

Finally, [[DJ Jamsta]] announces over the radio that [[Jerkops]] have invaded [[CWCville]], and pleads for Chris and Sonichu to get off their asses and do something about it. Chris is amazed that his arch-enemy has recovered so quickly from her defeat in [[Sonichu 4|the last issue]], and recalls how he educated the populace to know the difference between CWCville's police force and the Jerkops.

Meanwhile, Mary Lee Walsh has assembled her Jerkop army in a standoff with the CWCville police. Together, she and [[Count Graduon]] wait for Chris to arrive. Their plan is simple: during the battle, Chris will be lured into a certain part of the road, where they have hidden the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Once trapped inside the magic mirror, Chris will not only be unable to prevent PVCC's conquest of CWCville, but the immersion of his Medallion in the Dark Mirror will awaken the dormant evil within [[Naitsirhc Giovanni]].

In what can only be described as a tactical blunder, Chris orders his police force to evacuate the area and clear out, leaving him and his furfag squad to repel the invaders. Chris summons the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], and his sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], while he transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

Standing united, the nine Electric Hedgehog Pokémon demand that Mary withdraw. Instead, Walsh summons the giant [[CADD Chef]], Keneru Meneth, to destroy Chris. Chris orders Crystal to help him battle the CADD Chef and sends the rest of his forces to battle the Jerkop Army. Chris's failure to reckon with the power of Walsh and Graduon proves disastrous, as they attack Chris and Crystal, frustrating their efforts to battle the giant robot.

Fortunately, [[Sailor Megtune]] and her lesbo pal [[Megagi]] arrive to bail their asses out yet again. Megtune defeats the CADD Chef with one blow, yet once again asks Chris to finish it off anyway. Chris and Crystal use their ultimate attack, the [[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance]] to destroy the CADD Chef completely. As Sonichu's forces have made short work of the Jerkops, Chris turns to deal with the remaining threat of Walsh and Graduon. But before he can fire the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], Graduon springs the trap, and Chris sinks into the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. Only the timely assistance of Crystal and Megtune prevents him from falling all the way in, as they grab his hands to keep him from descending further into the dark dimension.

As the [[Medallion]] enters the Dark Mirror, [[Naitsirhc Giovanni]] senses Chris's thoughts, and a Black Sonichu [[Medallion]] appears over his chest. Overcome with pain, he undergoes a strange transformation. When [[Black Sonichu]] walks by his room, he mistakes Naitsirhc for Chris, and is horrified to see what his master has become.

In CWCville, Mary and Graduon attempt to flip the mirror, causing Megtune and Crystal to trade places with Chris and become trapped in the mirror themselves. Sensing this at the last second, Crystal hurls Megtune clear, so that only she is trapped. Mary quickly collects the Dark Mirror, holding Crystal hostage as Chris and the others look on, powerless to save her. The story continues in Episode 14, featured in [[Sonichu 6]].

===CWC's Art Gallery!===
[[Sailor Moon]], by guest artist [[Megan Schroeder]].

===Back Cover===
As with [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], early editions feature the personal army request page, while the most recent [[CWCipedia]] version features ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''.

==Gallery==
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
*[[Megan Schroeder]]
*[[CADD Chef]]
*[[Virginia is for Virgins]]

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