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2012-04-25T01:29:28Z

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[[Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|thumb|right|OH BOY! SLAM ATTACK, YA'LL!]]
[[File:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|thumb|Chris seeks out a Pikachu.]]
'''''Pokémon''''' (or Pok'emon, according to Chris's poor keyboarding skills) is one of [[Nintendo]]'s greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing [[video games]], [[card games]], toys, an [[anime]] series, and much, much more.

It is also beloved by autistics all over the world and [[Christian Weston Chandler]] happens to be one of them.

==Chris-chan in the ''Pokémon'' World==
Chris, according to the "[[Sonichu]]" article on the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu CWCipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have over 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or Rare Candies. It's not certain whether this is truth; however, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every ''Pokémon'' game]] and game system, has no life at all, and has paid off several mortgages in ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', it may very well be true.

As the leader of the [[CWCville]] Pokémon Gym, Chris has a fairly unimaginative team:
:* [[Sonichu]] - A [[Parody|recolor]]
:* [[Anime|Inuyasha]] - A [[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]
:* [[Gregg Mays|Greg]] - A [[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]
:* [[Chris and his Ego|Christina]] - A [[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]]
:* [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa]] - A [[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]] (note that Gardevoir is common [[Mass debating|fap]] material for Pokéfags)
:* [[Random-access humor|Bagoner]] - A [[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]]

==Pokémon characters in the ''Sonichu'' universe==
===Pokémon appearing within the comics===
====[[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]]====
[[File:Pika.PNG|thumb|Poor Pikachu - he did not know the horrors fate had in store for him.]]
Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. Despite the importance to ''Sonichu'' lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris's first shitty recolor.

====[[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]]====
Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]] in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].

====[[Wikipedia:Dragonite|David the Dragonite/Daisy the Dragonite]]====
[[File:DD.PNG|thumb|Kel with her Dragonite.]]
A Dragonite Kel also owned. The considerate Pokémon trainer offered his [[Duck|sexual services]] to [[Rosechu]] when the latter was [[Masturbating and squirtin'|in heat]], noting that he's "[[Honest|loyal]]". Rosechu refused, stating that David is "[[Obesity|just too big]]".

Strangely enough, David may have been [[retcon]]ned into "Daisy the Dragonite", as indicated by a listing of Kel's Pokémon on [[CWCipedia]]. David, who appeared in [[Issue 0|issue #0]] (Episodes #2 and #3), is not mentioned on the list, though Daisy is and is the only Dragonite on the list. It would not be out of the question to think that Chris simply forgot about David's importance to the canon and retconned him into a girl, especially probable due to the fact that both names begin with the same letter.

====[[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]]====
[[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]
An Electric-type [[Pokémon]] and one of the three legendary birds. Zapdos was used by [[Naitsirhc]] to capture [[Rosechu]] and battle [[Sonichu]] in CWCville Mall. Although Sonichu was victorious, Naitsirhc obtained a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], which he would later use in the creation of [[Black Sonichu]].

====[[Wikipedia:Raikou|Raikou]]====
[[Image:CWCSTRIPES.jpg|thumb|right|Oh the narcissism.]]
Used by Naitsirhc as a getaway ride in the same episode. Has stripes that spell out "CWC".

====[[Wikipedia:Venusaur|Venusaur]]====
[[File:Venusaur.jpg|thumb|200px|left|She has to put up with his retardation.]]
A female Venusaur in the jungle discovered [[Wild Sonichu]]'s egg and adopted him. As Wild inexplicably has retractable tentacles in his arms, the Venusaur trained him in using them to grasp objects. On the other hand, she may have rightly tried to drop a coconut on his head.

====[[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]]====
[[File:Scyther.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The Scyther who fathered Wild Sonichu...[[Chris and art|we think.]]]]
For no obvious reason, a male Scyther assumed the role of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s father. Whether this is because it was screwing his Venusaur mother, or felt some obligation to help her raise Wild is unclear. The Scyther trained Wild in using his "Razor Leaf" attacks to cut down trees and such. It should be noted that Scyther cannot actually learn the move Razor Leaf in the video games.

In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Wild would tell Sonichu and Rosechu of the last time he saw his adoptive father. According to Wild, his father was the leader of the "Cut-Sharp" Clan of "Scyther and Scizor". At some point, the "Charmeleon Cult" burned down the dojo in the jungle that served as their headquarters. Wild joined his father on a mission to take [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|revenge]], but the Scyther was intercepted and captured by poachers instead. Wild cried like a bitch while the poachers loaded his dad in their van, then finally attempted to use his super powers to free him. The Scyther told him to stop, however, since he knew Wild was too much of a failure to cut through the steel frame of the van. Wild's last memory of his father was of "the passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes."<ref name="Sonichu8Page9">[[Sonichu 8]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/a/a1/SchuComic8P14.jpg page 9]</ref>

The [[CWCipedia]] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild+Sonichu#The_Father_is_Captured article on Wild] gives a slightly different version of the Scyther's capture. In this telling, Wild and the his father were scanning the forest for predators rather than trying to seek revenge on the Charmeleons. When Wild detected poachers, the Scyther went on to attack them but was captured in the process, leading to the same ending in which the other version of the story concluded.

====[[Wikipedia:Swampert|Swampert]]====
A female Swampert adopted [[Bubbles Rosechu]] upon discovering her egg on the beach.<ref name="Sonichu3Page4">[[Sonichu 3]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/e/e9/SchuComic3P4.jpg page 4]</ref> Unlike Wild's parents, the Swampert doesn't seem to have taught Bubbles much of anything, and the pair spent her childhood splashing in the water like idiots. This idyllic existence was brought to an end when a Wailord dropped a giant boulder on the Swampert for no apparent reason.<ref name="Sonichu3Page4" /> Unable to rescue her mother in her immature Rosey body, Bubbles evolved into her Rosechu form, and somehow used an ice beam to save the Swampert from drowning.<ref name="Sonichu3Page5">[[Sonichu 3]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/6/62/SchuComic3P5.jpg page 5]</ref>

While Bubbles continues to live on the beach, the Swampert has not been seen since her first appearance. This would suggest that at some point, the Wailord returned to finish the job.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]] has a Swampert in his possession called Greg which he used in his battles against [[Naitsirch]] and [[Kel]].<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia" /> Its male name suggests it is not the same Swampert who raised Bubbles, as the latter is explicitly referred to as a female both in the comic<ref name="Sonichu3Page5" /> and in Bubbles own CWCipedia article.<ref name="Bub cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Bubbles_Rosechu Bubbles]</ref>

====[[Wikipedia:Wailord|Boulder-Dropping Whale]]====
[[Image:Boulder_Whale.jpg|160px|thumb|left|The Boulder-Dropping Whale's lone appearance in the comic.]]
As the name suggests, Boulder-Dropping Whale is a creature resembling a whale, who literally dropped a boulder. This signature attack was used against the Swampert who raised Bubbles Rosechu,<ref name="Sonichu3Page4" /> and would have drowned the Swampert if not for Bubbles's timely intervention.<ref name="Sonichu3Page5" /> Although never named in the comic, the whale's anonymity and murderous hatred for ''Sonichu'' characters has earned him a cult following among [[trolls|fans]], who have dubbed him "Boulder-Dropping Whale", or "BDW" for short.

Chris stated several times <ref name="Bub cpedia" /><ref name="CWCblog">[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook]]</ref> that it is a Wailord, a Pokémon that closely resembles a whale. This makes sense, as Chris always uses Pokémon when drawing background fauna in his comics, such as the underwater scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], which featured only Pokémon sea creatures and no naturally occurring wildlife. Further, BDW's trademark attack appears to resemble "[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rock_Tomb_%28move%29 Rock Tomb]", an attack available to many Pokémon in the video games, including Wailord.

Nevertheless, the name "Boulder-Dropping Whale" has stuck, and no matter what his species, he remains a [[troll|fan]] favorite.

Chris also stated that Boulder-Dropping Whale had been captured, and was currently being forced to fight the senseless battles of some random Pokémon trainer.<ref name="CWCblog" /> The fans have disregarded this statement, standing firm in their belief that Boulder-Dropping Whale currently resides on the Moon with his Moon-Pals '''Bill''', '''Metal Sonichu''', and '''[[Yawning Squirtle]]''', getting high as fuck.

====[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]====
[[Image:Mewtwo.PNG|thumb|right|Mewtwo is not pleased with Chris.]]
A powerful, reclusive Pokémon genetically engineered from the DNA of the rare Mew, Mewtwo escaped from his creators and briefly plotted to conquer the world in the first ''Pokémon'' feature film. Mewtwo's dark, brooding nature and vast psychic abilities would serve as Chris's "inspiration" for [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], whose egg hatched in the same cave Mewtwo lived in during the movie. As if the connection weren't blatant enough, Chris established that Mewtwo served as Magi-Chan's mentor, contacting him at birth via telepathy and teaching him to use his mental powers. Aside from his mental rapport with Mewtwo, Magi-Chan grew up completely isolated from the rest of the world. In a half-assed attempt to introduce him to civilization, Mewtwo projected memories of Jackie Chan films, other people's birthday parties, and various tourist attractions. Two weeks after Magi-Chan evolved into his Sonichu form, Mewtwo sent him out into the world, promising that they would one day meet face-to-face. As Chris has probably forgotten all about this, though, it'll probably never happen.

Christian has also notably claimed on the [[CWCipedia]] once that [[Reldnahc]] had a Mewtwo in his Pokemon team.<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref> It can be assumed that this is the same one, although how this came to pass has never been explained.

====[[Wikipedia:Snorlax|Snorlax]]====
[[File:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|right|A wild [[Barb|Snorlax]] in repose.]]
A Snorlax briefly appeared in Christian's "Backyard Safari" [[Sub-Episode]], a documentary about [[Jerkops]] designed specifically to insult them. He comments at one point that a [[Jerkhief]] weighs [[Obesity|over 1,500 pounds]] and can be identified by its [[The Creepy Stare|glassy eyes]] and wooden badge. [[Chris and hypocrisy|How ironic]] for Chris to be saying such things about Jerkops.

The Snorlax appears at the bottom of the page as an illustration, since Christian had commented in a paragraph that the Jerkhief was heavier than a Snorlax.

====[[Wikipedia:Jigglypuff|Jigglypuff]]====
Served as inspiration for [[Jiggliami]], an "original" character created by [[Blanca]]. Appeared in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. A Jigglypuff also made out with Pikachu who would evolve into Sonichu.<ref name="Son cpedia" />

====Miscellaneous water Pokemon====

The Pokémon [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle]], [[Wikipedia:Mudkip|Mudkip]], [[Wikipedia:Seadra|Seadra]], [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]], [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]], [[Wikipedia:Corsola|Corsola]], [[Wikipedia:Octillery|Octillery]], [[Wikipedia:Mantine|Mantine]], and [[Wikipedia:Corphish|Corphish]] all appeared in the underwater scene on page 59 of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

====[[Wikipedia:Flaaffy|Flaaffy]]====
Appears as [[Layla Flaaffy]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].<ref name="Sonichu9Page7">[[Sonichu 9]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/8/87/SchuComic9P7.jpg page 7]</ref> It should be noted that Layla was not intended at all to be a Pokémon by her [[Ivy|creator]]; Chris merely decided her to be one after she was brought by him into the comics.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Layla and Punchy]]</ref>

====[[Wikipedia:Sneasel|Sneasel]]====
Appears as [[Reginald Sneasel]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].<ref name="Sonichu9Page7" />

====[[Wikipedia:Tauros|Tauros]]====

During the Dating Ed Episode Reginald tries to drive a wedge between Punchy and Layla by claiming that Layla is a lesbian, averse to the color red and that her father is a Tauros.<ref name="Sonichu9Page15">[[Sonichu 9]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/d/de/SchuComic9P15.jpg Page 15]</ref> In the next page we are told that Punchy had checked those rumors, most of which "were verified false."<ref name="Sonichu9Page16">[[Sonichu 9]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/7/77/SchuComic9P16.jpg Page 16]</ref> Interpreting that statement literally would mean that at least one of Reginald's allegation was true, and since Layla is neither a lesbian nor hates red we can presume that she was indeed fathered by a Tauros. He is never seen nor mentioned otherwise.

====[[Wikipedia:Nidoking|Nidoking]]====
Used by Naitsirhc to battle [[Bionic]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].<ref name="Sonichu9Page85">[[Sonichu 9]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/0/07/SchuComic9P85.jpg page 85]</ref>

====[[Wikipedia:Ditto (Pokémon)|Ditto]]====
After entering the [[Asperchu]] universe in [[Sonichu 10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] learns from its inhabitants that all the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in the Asperchu comics are descended from [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s Ditto and a single Sonichu.<ref name="Sonichu10Page57">[[Sonichu 10]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/2d/SchuComic10P57.jpg page 57]</ref>

====[[Wikipedia:Voltorb|Voltorb]]====
Used by Alec Benson Leary to murder [[Simonla Rosechu]] via Explosion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

====[[Wikipedia:Sandslash|Sandslash]]====
[[Simonla]] was raised by two Sandslashes after the egg from which she hatched landed in their cave.<ref name="Simon cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu Simonla]</ref><ref name="Sonichu10Page67">[[Sonichu 10]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/c/c0/SchuComic10P67.jpg page 67]</ref> After Simonla's death, the two Sandslashes are said by [[Magi-Chan]] to have become involved in their granddaughter [[Sandy]]'s training; the Sandslash seen with Sandy in Sonichu 10 is probably one of them.<ref name="Sonichu10Page86">[[Sonichu 10]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/c/cd/SchuComic10P86.jpg page 86]</ref>

====[[Wikipedia:Blaziken|Blaziken]]====

A Blaziken called Inuyasha is mentioned on the CWCipedia as one of the Pokémon in Chris's possession. It was used by Chris in his battles as a Gym Leader against [[Naitsirch]] and [[Kel]].<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref> It might also be the same Blaziken seen training with [[Sandy]] in [[Sonichu 10]].<ref name="Sonichu10Page86">[[Sonichu 10]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/c/cd/SchuComic10P86.jpg page 86]</ref>

====[[Wikipedia:Meowth|Meowth]]====

A female Meowth called Lilith acts as [[Ivy]]'s bridesmaid in the [[Wedding Comic]].<ref>[[Wedding Comic|Sonichu Special 2]], [[:File:SchuComicSP2P3.jpg|Page 3]]</ref> Her creator is listed by Chris as "Sen-Chan", who would later on be revealed as a friend of Ivy in [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special#Part 6: #3|KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] when Chris dedicated to her a video featuring a drawing of Lilith (which was probably made by Sen-Chan herself). This drawing would be featured once more in the [[Good Fan Art]] gallery Chris uploaded to the CWCipedia.

===Pokémon not appearing within the comics===

Being an avant-garde writer with little regards to outdated conventions, Chris ignores the idea of "show don't tell" and often introduces entire plots and characters in his writings rather than in his drawings. Some of the Pokémon who have been revealed in this manner to have participated in the plot of Sonichu include:

*[[Wikipedia:Chansey|Chansey]]/[[Wikipedia:Blissey|Blissey]] - [[Kel]] is mentioned on the CWCipedia as having caught a Chansey during the beginning of her career as a Pokémon trainer.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /> It most likely evolved into Kel's Pokémon Stephanie the Blissey.<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Charmander|Charmander]] - Sonichu's CWCipedia biography implies that after he transformed Pokémon trainers caught his Pikachu parents by using a Sandshrew and a Charmander against them.<ref name="Son cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Dratini|Dratini]] - [[Kel]] is mentioned on the CWCipedia as having caught a Dratini during the beginning of her career as a Pokémon trainer.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /> It most likely evolved into [[Pokémon#David the Dragonite/Daisy the Dragonite|David the Dragonite/Daisy the Dragonite]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gardevoir|Gardevoir]] - A Gardevoir called Vanessa is mentioned on the CWCipedia as one of the Pokémon in Chris's possesion. It was used by Chris in his battles as a Gym Leader against [[Naitsirch]] and [[Kel]].<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref>
*[[Wikipedia:Geodude, Graveler, and Golem|Geodude/Golem]] - [[Kel]] is mentioned on the CWCipedia as having caught a Geodude during the beginning of her career as a Pokémon trainer.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /> It most likely evolved into Kel's Pokémon Lauren the Golem.<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Gyarados|Gyarados]] - A species whose members are mentioned as having threatened the Pichu who would become Rosechu from time to time.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /> According to the CWCipedia a [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Red_Gyarados Red Gyarados] called Shred is one of the Pokémon in [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]'s possession.<ref name="Son cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Ho-Oh|Ho-Oh]] - Mentioned on the CWCipedia as one of the Pokémon in [[Naitsirhc]]'s possession.<ref name="Son cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Jolteon|Jolteon]] - According to the Rosechu's CWCipedia article, a Jolteon named Sparks was a part of Chris's Pokémon team during his battle with Kel.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /> On Sonichu's CWCipedia article, on the other hand, Sonichu is the sixth member of Chris's team during said battle while Sparks is nowhere mentioned.<ref name="Son cpedia" /> It should be noted that the first [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu&diff=4242&oldid=4241 revision of the article on Sonichu mentioning the battle] was written on [[August 2009]], while the article on Rosechu was written on [[February 2010]]; the inconsistency between the two versions of the story is probably due to one of them being written long after the other.
*[[Wikipedia:Lapras|Lapras]] - [[Kel]] is mentioned on the CWCipedia as having caught a Lapras during the beginning of her career as a Pokémon trainer, which she named Tiffany.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /><ref name="Son cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Luxray|Luxray]] - While he made no appearances in the comics, the CWCipedia states that Rosechu was fathered by a male Luxray and a female Raichu.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /> The Luxray's main role in young Rosechu's life appears to have been defending her from enemy Pokémon and teaching her how to do so. In 1996 the Luxray became sick and his Raichu wife decided to stay by his bedside rather than look out for their daughter, giving Pokémon trainers the perfect opportunity to capture her. The Luxray quickly gave up on finding his daughter, who doesn't seem to have given much of a fuck about this whole thing either.
*[[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] - Does not appear in the comics but was obviously Sonichu's and Roeschu's first form. According to the [[CWCipedia]], the Pokémon who would become Sonichu was a Pichu from 1988 until 1994.<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref> Rosechu CWCipedia article states that she was still a Pichu when captured in 1996 and already a Raichu in 1998, the year in which she became Rosechu;<ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref> it can therefore be inferred that she evolved into a Pikachu somewhere in between those times.
*[[Wikipedia:Ponyta and Rapidash|Ponyta/Rapidash]] - [[Kel]] is mentioned on the CWCipedia as having caught a Ponyta during the beginning of her career as a Pokémon trainer.<ref name="Ros cpedia" /> It most likely evolved into Kel's Pokémon Ashley the Rapidash.<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Salamence|Salamence]] - A Salamence called Bagoner is mentioned on the CWCipedia as one of the Pokémon in Chris's possession. It was used by Chris in his battles as a Gym Leader against [[Naitsirch]] and [[Kel]].<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref>
*[[Wikipedia:Sandshrew|Sandshrew]] - Sonichu's CWCipedia biography implies that after he transformed Pokémon trainers caught his Pikachu parents by using a Charmander and a Sandshrew against them.<ref name="Son cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:Sceptile|Sceptile]] - A Sceptile called Christina is mentioned on the CWCipedia as one of the Pokémon in Chris's possession. It was used by Chris in his battles as a Gym Leader against [[Naitsirch]] and [[Kel]].<ref name="Son cpedia" /><ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref>
*[[Wikipedia:Tyranitar|Tyranitar]] - A Tyranitar named Dark Bite is mentioned on the CWCipedia as one of the Pokémon in [[Naitsirhc]]'s possession.<ref name="Son cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (252–319)#Vigoroth|Vigoroth]] - A species whose members are mentioned as having threatened the Pichu who would become Rosechu from time to time.<ref name="Ros cpedia" />
*[[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Zangoose|Zangoose]] - A Pokémon trainer working for Professor Oak utilized a Zangoose to capture the Pichu who would become Rosechu.<ref name="Ros cpedia" />

==Plagiarism in ''Sonichu''==
Despite the fact that Chris primarily uses Pokémon in his series, not only is he not above using the characters, he's also not above using various ''ideas'' from the series. Amongst those include:

*In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] says that he "[could] use pants."<ref name="Sonichu3Page14">[[Sonichu 3]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/3/37/SchuComic3P14.jpg page 14]</ref> This is ripped off from [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The Movie 2000|''Pokémon: The Movie 2000'']] when the Pokémon [[wikipedia:Slowking|Slowking]], freezing due to the weather changes, wishes for a pair to keep himself warm.
* Despite "not being a Pokémon,"<ref name="Sonichu3Page13">[[Sonichu 3]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/2a/SchuComic3P13.jpg page 13]</ref> Flame uses Pokémon attack [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Drill_Peck_%28move%29 Drill Peck] in his one notable appearance.<ref name="Sonichu3Page16">[[Sonichu 3]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/d/de/SchuComic3P16.jpg page 16]</ref> Speculation abounds, but it could be that Chris assumes that "Pokémon rules" apply to all intelligent mystical animals the way anyone with a guitar can pull off solo specials from ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.
* In [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special'' #4]], [[Kacey]]'s sister wears similar clothes to those of [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Candice Candice], one of the 4th Generation gym leaders.
* In the biography for [[Rosechu]], it is mentioned that [[Kel]] ended up getting the Pichu who'd become Rosechu because she missed out on getting Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle.<ref name="Ros cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu Rosechu]</ref> This is a ripoff of how Ash Ketchum got Pikachu, except for the fact that Ash and Pikachu didn't hit it off until Pikachu saw how far Ash would go to protect it.
* In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], Sonichu inexplicably knows [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Iron_Tail_%28move%29 Iron Tail], a Steel-type attack, for use on the Rock/Ground-type Liquid (Steel is super effective against Rock).<ref name="Sonichu9Page80">[[Sonichu 9]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/6/67/SchuComic9P80.jpg page 80]</ref> This is stolen, again, from Pikachu, who learned the same move so the writers could let Ash battle Roxanne (and other Rock-types) without breaking the rules of the game. The difference is that leading up to the battle, an episode was spent to show Pikachu learning the move. It is to be noted that in the video games, Pikachu is able to learn this move through the use of an item.
* Human characters from the Pokémon franchise have also been plagiarized into Sonichu. The most prominent example is [[Giovanni]], the leader of Team Rocket who serves as the main villain in ''[[Sonichu 1|Sonichu #1]]'' and also makes brief appearances in ''[[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]]'' and ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''. [[Wikipedia:Professor Oak|Professor Oak]] is also mentioned both within the comic<ref name="Sonichu1Page7">[[Sonichu 1]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/b/b1/SchuComic1P7.jpg page 7]</ref> and on the CWCipedia<ref name="Ros cpedia" /><ref name="Son cpedia" /> though he is never actually seen.

==See also==
* [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
* [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|''Pokémon TCG'']]
* [[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
* [[Pokéwalker of Fail]]

== Sources ==
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

April 2012

2012-04-22T02:41:56Z

ItLurksInTheWalls:

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*8 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris claims to have lost his virginity on a recent Sunday.
*12 April - Chris deletes his viriginity-loss claim.
*14 April - Chris deletes the Facebook Note confirming that he had lost his virginity.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.
*16 April - After a two year absence, Chris returns to [[Twitter]] to wish death upon Michael Snyder and also deletes all his followers.
*16 April Chris and Barbara are indicted on felony charges from the 28th October Incident and will be arraigned on July 10th.
{{Timeline}}

April 2012

2012-04-22T02:39:51Z

ItLurksInTheWalls: Don't jump to conclusions

'''April [[2012]]''' has seen more fallout from the [[28 October 2011]] incident, but on a brighter note it appears Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]].

==Events==
*1 April - Chris writes [[Facebook#An Open Note|An Open Note]] on [[Facebook]].
*3 April - Chris changes his PSN status to "I am Christian" and buys more Vita games.
*5 April - Chris and Barb have another hearing at 1:00 p.m. Trespassing and assault are dismissed, Grand Jury to decide felony hit and run. [[Michael_Snyder|Michael Snyder's]] protection order was granted against both Chris and Barb, potentially equating to [[Chris_and_the_Law|jail time]] if either of them trespass again.
*8 April - A leaked [[Facebook]] status update reveals that Chris claims to have lost his virginity on a recent Sunday.
*12 April - Chris deletes his viriginity-loss claim.
*14 April - Chris deletes the Facebook Note confirming that he had lost his virginity.
*16 April - Chris and Barbara are scheduled to appear before a grand jury at 9:30 a.m.
*16 April - After a two year absence, Chris returns to [[Twitter]] to wish death upon Michael Snyder and also deletes all his followers
*16 April Chris and Barbara are indicted on felony charges from the 28th October Incident and will be arraigned on July 10th.
{{Timeline}}

Bruce Johnson

2012-04-16T05:33:50Z

ItLurksInTheWalls: spelling

{{Stub}}
Dr. '''Bruce Johnson''' was the principal of the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], which Chris attended for the fourth grade. According to the book "101 Stunts For Principals To Inspire Student Achievement", Johnson was a fun loving man who once a year would dress up as popular children's book character Captain Underpants, to inspire his students got higher standardized test scores.<ref>http://books.google.com/books?id=vnLetsZ4l4kC&pg=PA82&lpg=PA82&dq=bruce+johnson+nathanael+greene+elementary&source=bl&ots=4U2JRHDRVQ&sig=-F7-zgcgNbl1q9yfqu6wzAefRhg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=35aLT4n0Bcjz0gGCmPndCQ&sqi=2&ved=0CDoQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=bruce%20johnson%20nathanael%20greene%20elementary&f=false</ref> According to Chris he was a monstrous [[pedophile]] who would beat and molest children.

He became a phantom menace to the Chandlers in an imagined vast [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy]] against them for his recommendation that Chris be placed in a school geared towards assisting children with developmental and learning [[Autism|disabilities]] because of his numerous [[Chris and anger|disciplinary problems]].

==Chris's accusations==
{{quotebox|The Principle of the Nathanel Greene [[Chris and English#Spelling|Elemetary]] School [sic], Dr. Johnson, was a [[Homo]], and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates [sic], but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE [sic] THE HOMOS the Worst.}}

Chris's memory, quoted above, was likely a fabrication, formed after exposure to [[Bob Chandler]]'s irrational claim that the state wanted to commit his son to a primitive turn of the century mental facility, such as the one depicted in ''One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest''. This fear most likely caused Bob to ''a priori'' label Johnson a homosexual – an extremely disparaging and damning term, coming from someone like Bob – with Chris's lap-sitting story as a fitting, yet completely unrelated, justification.

The school's insistence on placing Chris in a more appropriate education setting drove the Chandlers to take the school to court. The favorable verdict for the school likely served as the impetus for Bob's nonsensical conspiracy story, as recanted in Chris's words above.

== Sources ==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris's education]]
*[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]

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User:ItLurksInTheWalls

2012-04-13T03:47:34Z

ItLurksInTheWalls:

I'm here because some people hit the comma key instead of the period.

{{ClassicChris}}

Talk:Virgin with rage

2012-04-13T03:43:59Z

ItLurksInTheWalls:

==To do==
*add references to the phrase "virgin with rage" in Chris's works
*note how he associates violence with sex (he's a "virgin with rage", sex is described in "gory" details, etc.)
*Also how he masturbates or how he drew that picture of Megan to quell violent urges so he doesn't "fly off the handle." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:12, 8 June 2009 (CEST)
*Another thing Chris stole, that line about hormones slam banging is from the first episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Good job Chris, you can't even be a horny creep without stealing something. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 20:37, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

==Views on virginity==
In my opinion, the section could be expanded with statements Chris made about virginity in general and the properties he connects with losing one's virginity.
*He stated several times that just about everyone else loses their virginity in their teens, seemingly unaware of reality and statitics regarding this, for example that 4% of Americans will die a virgin or that 10% of males leaving higher education are still virgins, not to mention about 1 in 3 18-year olds of both sex. He might be simply unaware of this, ignore statistics in his self-centered view or because of the implication that he most likely will be one of the 4%(unless he goes to a prostitute).
*This page could also be linked to the one where he describes his fantasy-scenario of losing it to PandaHalo.
*He also implies that experiencing the "Power of Sex" will instantly transform his character, as he justifies his poor social skills regarding chatting up woman with "How should I know, I'm a Virgin" in the VivitheG-chat. There are probably more references of this kind out there.
*He probably also thinks that it would prove him being hetero. Some people on the autism spectrum experience difficulties identyfying their gender preferences unless they had some kind of physical evidence (I just read of a case of a sexually deviant autist who was sexually assaulted by an older man he regarded as a father figure and therefore concluded he had to be bisexual).
Actually, that would also explain his staunt view on male homosexuality to some extent, because he can not be entirely sure of his sexual identity unless there is something to "prove" it, also evidenced by his "I'm heterosexual" video.
I just want to know your opinions before including and referency stuff.[[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:17, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== On Chris touching Megan ==

There are a couple of needed citations about which specific parts of Megan's anatomy Chris inappropriately touched. It is entirely possible that Chris touched both Megan's hair and Megan's shoulder without her consent.

What supports the notion of Chris touching Megan's hair is [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_annoyed_and_creeped_out|this mail]] by Megan. There she states: "''The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so''". It could be assumed from this that Chris, at some point, tried to mimic Nina by patting Megan on the head.

What supports the notion of Chris touching Megan's shoulders is [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Pinned_against_the_wall|this mail]] by Megan. There she states: "''So PLEASE don't touch me anymore ok? I don't like it! And last wed you really had me pinned against the wall''". What comes to mind when thinking about someone pinning someone else against a wall is for the first person to put his hands in the other person's shoulder area. However, given Chris's weight and clumsiness, it can be argued that he pinned her without the need of using his hands.

The notion of touching her shoulders can also be supported by Lucas' [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_and_Megan|response]]: "''He was constantly putting his arm around her and shit and it got to the point where she would take refuge in the midst of our group of bros''". Given the relative height between Megan and Chris it is possible that he put his arm around her and rested his hand on her shoulder. Once again, given Chris's peculiar body language and general clumsiness this can't be taken as fact.

So, even thought it is quite probable that Chris touched Megan in those specific spots, it can't be demonstrated as fact given the sources available. I would recommend to rephrase the sentence to a more general description of his inappropriate touching and add Chris's [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Don.27t_kiss_me.2C_bro|attempt to kiss Megan]]. --[[User:Galford|Galford]] 18:32, 12 January 2012 (PST)

* O.o --[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 15:59, 13 January 2012 (PST)

==Virgin No More?==

Is there any way we can confirm this? I mean, on the one hand, ''holy shit''. On the other, it's something so farfetched and shocking that it just doesn't seem possible! I mean, yes, we got a Facebook page, but that could easily be faked. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 10:13, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this was just another one of Chris' plans to stop the trolls, hoping that we'll stop picking on him once he's a true and honest non virgin. I mean really
what are the chances of Chris getting laid and by a Cherokee at that; the thing he's been sperging over since god knows when? --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 20:29, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

The update regarding his "partner" informing him of how good his "large" penis felt should be an immediate red flag. --[[User:ItLurksInTheWalls|ItLurksInTheWalls]] 20:43, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

Sonichu 9

2012-04-09T01:54:48Z

ItLurksInTheWalls: /* Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated) */ Pipes

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #9
| cover = SchuComic9.jpg
| coverdate = 1 December 2008
| finishedcomic = 7 December 2009
| pagecount = 101
| episodes = 19-20
| previous = [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]
| next = [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]
}}'''''Sonichu'' #9''' is the tenth issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic book. It depicts Chris's return from the [[Time Void]] he fell into in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as well as the canonical version of the sequence depicted in [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]].

The issue sees the debut of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla Flaaffy]], [[Ivy]], and [[GodJesus]]. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s marriage and children are acknowledged for the first time since Chris introduced the [[retcon]] in [[August 2009]].

Confusion about what ''Sonichu'' #9 is and is not arises from the fact that Chris published a preview of Episode 21, scheduled for [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] before beginning work on [[Episode 18]] for [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]; [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|many]] have mistakenly referred to one or both of these stories as issue 9. However, the asspies at [[CWCki]] have always been able to keep track of the True and Honest continuity, and know ''Sonichu'' #9 features Episodes 19 and 20. Chris himself has confirmed this on [[CWCipedia]].

''Sonichu'' #9 is the longest ''Sonichu'' issue on record, at 107 pages including extras. Counting only the episode pages, it is identical in length to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], at 101 pages.

==Production==
[[Image:Sonichu 9 release graph.png|thumb|right|''Sonichu'' #9 release activity. Note that for earlier pages, this only tracks when the images were uploaded to CWCipedia.]]
Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when Chris drew the cover, although progress had stalled due to the stress of coping with the [[trolls]] demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris released the content of this issue section-by-section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on [[March 2009|30 March 2009]], followed by the rest of the episode on [[April 2009|12 April 2009]]; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until [[July 2009]]. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on [[August 2009|August 8th]], suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the impostor]]. Production halted after this, but new pages were made in [[October 2009]] due to external forces pressuring him in finishing Episode 20 to solve a copyright dispute.

From the day the cover was drawn on 1 December [[2008]] to the day the final page was uploaded on 7 [[December 2009]], ''Sonichu'' #9 took just over a full year to complete (longer than any previous issue), demonstrating that even if Chris could draw, he couldn't produce enough material to keep a steady job in the comics industry.

Due to [[trolls|continuing issues]] with webhosting, ''Sonichu'' #9's rolling debut has spanned no less than four different websites: [[sonichuandrosechu.com]], [[cwcville.com]], [[CWCipedia]], and Chris's [[DeviantART]] account.

==Cover==
The cover depicts the entire [[Chaotic Combo]] as if about to go into battle. It is presumably a montage scene, and is most notable for prominently featuring [[Rosechu]] in the process of pulling bananas out of her skirt.
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==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)==
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This episode is based around our heroes attending "[[Dating Education]]" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|villainous enemies]], none of them is able to talk to the opposite sex.

The comic opens with [[Punchy]] announcing his intention to ace the class and make [[Angelica]] his woman, while [[Simonla]] orders [[Zapina]] into the high-school version of the class to pick up sixteen-year-old boys, taught by [[Sarah Jackson|Ms. Jackaras]]. One boy named "[[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes, [[Layla]]. [[Wild]] is paired with Simonla. Some ''[[South Park]]'' knockoffs are paired together. [[Ivy]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|after Julie was written out]]), shows no interest in her pairing because she and Chris had the same dream where [[GodJesus]] showed up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together, even though, at this point, the two had never met.

Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialize with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is apparently more beneficial than face-to-face interaction. Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of [[china]]. However, the jealous Reginald tries to cock block Punchy by cutting the cable on the computer, thus separating Layla and Punchy over IM. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks [[Wild Sonichu]] to cross over to the other side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes.

While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he glances at Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along. He takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed.

Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to [[McDonald's]] where Punchy demands that "da freedom fries" not be invaded by salt. Outside class, Reginald is contemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to use of narcotic substances, flirts with Reginald until he summons the courage to ask her out. To his (and our) bewilderment, she says yes. Back in class, Ms. Jackaras's death is nonchalantly announced by her sister, who then hands out the exam scores.

===Original Version===

[[Ivy Q&A#Layla and Punchy|According to Ivy]], Chris originally planned to make this episode much raunchier than usual. Specifically, Punchy was supposed to bone Layla in the ladies room at McDonald's (specifically the [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicapped]] stall), and Reginald was supposed to [[Bob_Walks_In|walk in on it]]. Also, at some unspecified point Reginald was going to slash Punchy's tires in a fit of insane stalker jealousy. The bathroom scenario was apparently based on a fantasy Chris kept bringing up in his conversations with Ivy.

Ivy believes those ideas were eventually discarded from the final version because Chris thought they might elicit a negative response from [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]].

==Episode 20: CWC-Defense==
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The full plot of Episode 20 was unknown for a long time, but it was expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of [[CWCville]] seen in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] renewing their attack, the [[electric hedgehog]]s finally gathering the [[Sonichu Balls]] to free [[Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] at last escaping the Time Void. Now that the comic is finally released, the word "anticlimax" comes to mind for some reason.

The episode begins with [[BILLY MAYS]], explaining that he was never Mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hadn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. He endorses [[Allison Amber]] as the true interim mayor, and urges readers to respect Chris and CWCville. In a sidenote, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may really not understand anything about death.

===Invasion: CWCville!===
The story opens in earnest with [[Silvana Rosechu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] scouting CWCville for an impending invasion. Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchville Lane, [[Sonichu]] tells [[Rosechu]] about an online fan [[#sonichu|chat]] with some [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]]. After expressing appreciation for his gay fanbase, Sonichu immediately launches into a bizarre tirade about gay fans who have interpreted Sonichu as a homosexual icon. Eager to comfort him, Rosechu offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the PVCC and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

At [[CWCville Shopping Center]], Acting Mayor Allison Amber is alerted to the attack and mobilizes the city's defenses. Besides the local police, she summons two groups never before seen in the series: CWCville's own team of [[Power Rangers]], and The [[Samurai Pizza Bots]].

The story then focuses on various locales throughout the city as the main characters fight off PVCC forces. Punchy and Layla battle [[Jerkops]] in the streets. Simonla and Wild defend CWCville Forest from Jerkops [[Chris and reality|driving through the trees]] in [[Punislav|transforming squad cars]]. Reginald and Angelica destroy several [[Decepti-Clone|Decepti-Clones]] at the church where the latter lives. On the waterfront, Blake and Bubbles intercept an entire fleet of [[Scoundrals As Vessels|S.A.V.'s]]. On the city's east side, Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jerkops and Punislav robots. While Sonichu uses his typical powers, Rosechu attacks with some sort of lightning sword which she has never used before. Back at the mall, [[Patti-chan]] generates a magical barrier to repel the Jerkop army, while [[Zapina]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Jamsta]], and [[Lolisa]] fight Jerkops. Jamsta and Lolisa don't use any kind of special powers, possibly because they don't have any.

Over the skies of CWCville, [[Magi-Chan]] crashes a Crackder into a nearby body of water. He attempts to down an entire squadron of them this way, but he is ambushed by Silvana. The two claim to have met before, but it's brushed aside as Magi-chan tries to woo Silvana to the side of good. He claims he can restore her to her original gender, but Silvana refuses to abandon her "papa" Graduon, and they prepare to do battle.

Back at the mall, Wes-Li Sonichu reports to Mary Lee Walsh that they can't break through its defenses and that the "True Police" and "Outter Forces" have been holding the Jerkops back. She agrees to fly over the mall and back them up.

On the East Side, CWCville paramedics load defeated Jerkops into ambulances for "unbrainwashing". Sonichu is beginning to tire out from the battle, when Chris's Sonichumobile appears with a hologram of Chris in the driver's seat. It then transforms into [[Son-Chu]], who leads the other Autobots/Samurai Pizza Bots into the fray. During the skirmish, an awning collapses onto Sonichu, setting up the comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. While Sonichu is distracted, a Punislav captures Rosechu and flees the battlefield. Sonichu hears he screams and bursts out from under the awning to chase after her.

Elsewhere, S.A.V's set fire to an apartment building. Unable to escape, a woman opens the window and tosses out two Poké Balls, revealing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]]... just mere moments before the building explodes. A headband lands on the ground, revealing that their Trainer was none other than [[PandaHalo]]. As they mourn her death, the CWCville fire department arrives, and their chief demands that they help defend the city, as he assumes they are part of CWCville's defense force. Chloe attempts to explain that they're visitors from out of town, but Blazebob suggests that they help save the city to honor Panda's memory.

Meanwhile, Sonichu continues to race after the Punislav who captured Rosechu. He encounters an S.A.V. on the way, and dispatches it in a manner again based on [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. Chris adds a note demanding that timmy1984 update his videos to conform to this version.

[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid Chris]] in furry form]]

Magi-Chan conveniently tells Sonichu where Rosechu is and who's waiting for him. As Sonichu rushes to CWCville park, he's ambushed by [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]], a brown sonichu who seeks to take away credit from the other Electric Hedgehogs. After a brief struggle, Sonichu slashes at IBA's chest with Iron Tail. This changes him back into his [[Liquid Chris|human form]] and destroys his medallion as well. In contrast to [[Gun Comic|Chris's battle with Liquid]], Sonichu calls over an ambulance to tend to IBA's injuries. Before the medics can take him away, [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Devil Trolls]] from under the ground use their hair to grab IBA and drag him into the earth to safety.

===Showdown in CWCville Park===
Later, Sonichu arrives at CWCville Park to find Rosechu, unconscious and in the grips of the Punislav. With the Punislav are [[Eggman]], [[Reldnahc]] and [[Giovanni]], who threaten to kill Rosechu unless Sonichu swears loyalty to Reldnahc and makes him mayor of CWCville. Whether or not Sonichu actually has the authority to appoint a new mayor, he refuses. Before Giovanni can compel him to reconsider, [[Bionic]] blindsides him with a basketball, while [[Darkbind]] severs the Punislav's hand, releasing Rosechu. Sonichu wakes her up and cries like a bitch when she asks him what happened.

As Bionic and Darkbind explain what brought them to the battle, Reldnahc notices Bionic and seeks revenge for being hospitalized in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. He quickly throws a Poké Ball at Bionic's head, releasing a [[Pokémon|Nidoking]]. At first, the Nidoking overwhelms Bionic, until Sonichu kicks mud in its face. Magi-Chan explains that this weakens Nidokings, but Bionic ignores this advice and proceeds to beat the shit out of it.

Once the Nidoking faints, Reldnahc puts it back in its ball and attacks Bionic directly with his own dark version of Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], the Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo Wave. Unfazed by this power, Bionic simply catches the energy and plays with it like a basketball, before finally bouncing it back at Reldnahc. Struck by his own "Curse of Embarassment", Reldnahc suddenly pisses and [[shit|shits]] himself. Completely humiliated by Bionic once again, Reldnahc teleports away in shame. Giovanni gathers the fallen Robotnik and they escape in Robotnik's vehicle.

The story suddenly flashes back to Magi-Chan, depicting his victory over Silvana in psychic combat. We then return to the present, where [[Megagi]] appears for no reason in a cheerleader's outfit to celebrate Bionic's triumph over Reldnahc.

===Also, a Bunch of Other Stuff Happened===
Magi-Chan summons Sonichu and Rosechu to reinforce the defense of the Mall. On the way, he telepathically fills them in on everything that's been going on that Chris didn't feel like drawing. While some Jerkops were successfully captured and sent off to be unbrainwashed, a lot of them were killed in the fighting. For some reason, the ''U.S. Army'' isn't entering the city, but rather is just picking up the defeated Decepti-Clones to recycle as scrap metal. Magi-Chan informs the reader that the "CWC-Power Rangers" dispatched [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who were turned into giants for the invasion. Finally, he tells Sonichu that Ivy was trapped in an elevator at the Mall, and during the battle the floor dropped out from under her, causing her to be strangled to death on the cables.

Chris includes a note to commemorate Ivy's death, but he neglects to spell her name properly.

===Endgame===
[[Image:Dirty trick.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon prevents Slaweel from falling to her death after Sonichu knocks her off her broom. To Christian, this constitutes a "[[Sandy Rosechu|dirty trick]]".]]
After all of the fighting, the parking lot surrounding the mall is nothing more than a bombed out wasteland. Mary Lee Walsh arrives at the dome first, but before she can cast her spell to remove the magic barrier, Sonichu and Rosechu show up. Wasting no time, Sonichu runs up the side of the building and launches himself into the air. Sonichu yanks Mary's broom away, but before she can fall, Count Graduon creates a magic platform for her. Sonichu then leaps down onto the platform and challenges Walsh to single combat.

As Rosechu looks on from below, Slaweel strikes with her pitchfork, then fires a bunch of purple orbs, Sonichu dodging all of them. Sonichu counters with a shot from his finger, knocking the pitchfork from her hand. As he spin-dashes towards her, Slaweel raises up a barrier to protect herself, but Sonichu shatters it with a Flash Kick (a la Guile), knocking Slaweel off the platform. She catches herself on the edge, but Graduon refuses to help her. Instead, Sonichu helps her back onto the platform, and as he leaps down to rejoin Rosechu, Mary decides to give up and go home.

On the ground, Rosechu catches Sonichu and asks why he saved Mary's life. Sonichu says that, as a hero, he couldn't let her die and that only Chris is allowed to land [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|the final blow]]. Why Sonichu let her ''escape'' is never discussed.

The story ends with the Chaotic Combo and their various mates gathered at the mall entrance. Sonichu declares that they need to clean up the city and get [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] back to watch [[Mary Poppins]]. The fact that their beloved city has been turned into a war zone apparently [[Chris and death|doesn't bother any of them very much]].

===Epilogue===
About a month later (9 August 2008), Wild spots an opening in the [[Time Void]] over CWCville Forest. Magi-Chan teleports in to explain that the moment has finally arrived to retrieve their "[[Chris|master and creator]]". Using Wild's vine-lines as a tether, Magi-Chan floats into the Time Void, and finds Chris. After Wild yanks them both back out, Chris explains to them his [[Sonichu 10|plans]], transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and races back to the city.

On the final page, Chris declares that once he has concluded his business in the next issue, he will no longer feature his "[[Excel Saga|Nabeshin-like intrusions]]" in the story, and the continuity of the comic will finally be separated from Chris's own reality. Indeed, [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] would feature Chris to the exclusion of everyone else, almost as if he was making up for lost time. Of course, this promised new era of Chris-free Sonichu comics never materialized, as Chris abandoned the series after completing #10, leaving #11 less than half-finished.

Way to keep a promise, Chris.

==Extras==
[[File:MarriedWithChildren.png|thumb|Turns out they haven't been living in sin.]]
The comic ends, as most of Chris's comics do, with a few bonus pages. The first of these pages is simply the cover of ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' for the PS2, which is kind of odd considering he'd been playing the [[PS3]] for two years when this issue was published. The next page is some sort of PSA that Sonichu and Rosechu got married in [[2006]], but kept it a secret from everybody for three years for no reason at all. This image also features their three abominable [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]] who are equal parts disgusting and stupid. The issue wraps up with Chris displaying his knowledge of [[CADD]] (or lack thereof) with horrible diagrams of [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]]'s homes, and a full-size scan of the caricature Chris used on the billboard earlier in the book. Unsurprisingly, the art is of a much higher caliber than [[Chris and art|anything]] that Chris could create.

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==External links==
* Episode 19 [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_1 Comic]
* Episode 20 [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 Comic]

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[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]
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Continuity in the Sonichu comics

2012-04-07T17:09:55Z

ItLurksInTheWalls:

Among many things, the '''continuity''' in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' series]] is entirely full of [[fail]]. The following is a list of continuity errors and retcons in the series:

==Every ''Sonichu'' comic ever==
* [[CADD|Countless proportion errors]].
* The layout of [[CWCville]].
* The appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] in the comics, and, to a lesser extent, other characters.

==Characters==
===Disappearances===
Because the ''Sonichu'' comics lack a clear overall plotline, essentially consisting of whatever pops into Chris's autistic head, many characters disappear from the strip without explanation. Chris presumably forgets about them, and only gives them cameos in later issues after [[Trolls|the fanbase]] ask what happened to them.
* After [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], [[Kel]] ([[Rosechu]]'s original trainer) inexplicably disappeared from the comics. Chris later retconned in the [[CWCipedia]] that she "continued her Pok'emon Master Journey." She was mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], with minor details that so far had only appeared in the CWCipedia being referenced. She returned in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], killing [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]].
* [[Sonic]] does not appear after [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]. He will supposedly appear again in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], but Chris likely won't make it that far.
*[[Doctor Robotnik]] and [[Giovanni]] were set up initially as the main villains, but Robotnik vanishes after ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'' and Giovanni after ''[[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]''. They briefly reappear in ''[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]''.
* [[Metal Sonichu]] was sent to the [[Moon]] by Sonic in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] and is never seen nor heard from again. As with Sonic, Chris claims that Metal will return in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] or [[Sonichu 12|#12]].
* [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] was trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] during [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], and whilst she was mentioned afterward in a few issues, was mostly forgotten by [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] and not even mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. However, Crystal was finally saved in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] by [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Chris-Chan]], who simply enters the mirror and picks her up with very little drama or fanfare. It's possible that Chris had entirely forgotten about this particular plot thread, but was reminded of it after several letters complaining about discontinuity in the [[Mailbag]].
* [[Layla Flaaffy]] was a character made by [[Ivy]] which Chris introduced in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Despite playing a prominent role in both episodes of ''Sonichu'' #9 (being paired up with [[Punchy]] and later on helping with the defense of CWCville), she was completely absent from both ''Sonichu'' #10 and the unfinished [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. The only mention of her by Chris after ''Sonichu'' #9 was when he wrote the [[CWCipedia]] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu article on Punchy].
* [[Reginald Sneasel]] was a character created to serve as Chris's self insert during the events of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9]]. He completely disappeared by [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10]], likely because Chris himself returned to the comic and a self insert was no longer needed. Not even [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Angelica_Rosechu Angelica Rosechu's CWCipedia article] mentions him.

===Appearances===
* [[BILLY MAYS]] suddenly appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with Chris proclaiming that he has been his bodyguard and body double (and never mayor) all this time. However, he never gives an explanation where he was during the numerous times when Chris was getting the shit beaten out of him by [[jerkops]].
*[[Jiggliami]], [[Blanca]], [[Sailor Megtune]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Ivy]] and [[Layla Flaaffy]] all appear in the comic without explanation.

==Items==

*The [[Sonichu Ball]]s are later renamed "Sonichu Ball Crystals" and after that "Chaotic Crystals".
*The [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], an immensely powerful jewel with the ability to control the growth of every living thing, is stolen by [[Blake]] in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], and later recovered by the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Despite its huge power, it never reappears in the series.

==Chronology==
*''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'' says that Sonichu is 16 years old and Rosechu is 15, which would be true in [[2004]] when the comic was drawn, but not in [[Sonichu chronology#1998|1998]], when Chris later declared the story took place.
*It is not certain when [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] left [[Kel]] and moved into 14 Brunchville Lane: Chris has given the date as [[Sonichu chronology#2000|November 1998 and 8 June 2000]].
*Chris claimed that he became Mayor of [[CWCville]] in [[Sonichu chronology#2000|July 2000]], but this date is after the events of ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', in which he was referred to as Mayor, and also occurs after he granted Rosechu and Sonichu a house using his mayoral powers.
*Chris has claimed that Episodes 13 and 14 occur on [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 April 2006]], but this date is before [[Patti-Chan]] went to CWCville on [[Sonichu chronology#2006|27 June]] in Episode 12.5 (Episode 12.5 is supposed to take place before 13 and 14).
*[[Bionic]] puts [[Reldnahc]] into a coma on [[Sonichu chronology#2007|11 October 2007]], and he doesn't wake up until 20 December. But, he is somehow present at [[Slaweel Ryam]]'s meeting of villains on 2 November.
* In ''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'', Crystal says that she'll get President [[Barack Obama|Obama]] to remove the [[Asperpedia]], although this event takes place during [[Sonichu chronology#2008|August 2008]], three months before Obama was even elected, and five months before he took office.
* In that same issue, Chris "cures" the world of [[homosexuality]] and [[The Wallflower|asexuality]]. Near the end of the issue, he goes about making homosexuality legal in [[CWCville]], but not same-sex marriage. Also, much earlier, the vaccine to cure homosexuality is developed thanks to him donating his blood in the future, in effect creating a time paradox.
* Chris has claimed that all of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] — except for [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Blake]] — came from eggs sent back in time to [[Sonichu chronology#1989|2 February 1989]], but he's also established that [[Darkbind]], [[Zelina]], [[Jamsta]], [[Lolisa]], [[Simonla]] and [[Silvana]] are too old to have been hatched on this date. [[Blazebob]], [[Chloe]] and [[Zapina]] are hatched much later for reasons unaccounted for.
*In "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]" and [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Cerah is claimed to attend elementary school, even though it is set in [[Sonichu chronology#2008|December 2008]] and she was born on [[Sonichu chronology#2006|29 June 2006]], making her far too young to attend school (assuming that Electric Hedgehog Pokémon age at the same rate as humans).

==See also==
*[[Sonichu chronology|''Sonichu'' chronology]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]

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2012-03-26T00:44:46Z

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Book10Replacement

2012-01-30T03:52:04Z

ItLurksInTheWalls:

{{Quote|Have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife.|[[Mao]]}}

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, with the presentation style of the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris shows off the "[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], something he claimed to have started on months prior.

Instead of being executed, the Asperpedia Four are sentenced to live among the Amish for the rest of their lives, without access to the Internet and thus without the ability to troll. Mao gets a "mandatory chosen wife", even though real Amish do not practice arranged marriage and courtship is usually a private matter.<ref>[http://www.everyculture.com/North-America/Amish-Marriage-and-Family.html]</ref> [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] dies after crashing into a mountain, and [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] is imprisoned for marijuana possession.

The pages were done to appease [[Jackie]], who actually wanted something else entirely: knowing that Chris had promised Alec that the ending will eventually be replaced with something nicer than a hideous bloodbath, she wanted the comic to have a kinder ending, with a parade where Chris forgives [[Alec]] and [[Asperchu]] and acknowledges that they've tried to help him - just to demonstrate that Chris has actually gotten over this issue.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> Of course, his failure to do this, and the repeated lies that followed, turned out to be extremely telling.

These new pages are horrendously unfinished even by Chris's standards. None of them are colored and the majority of the action is textwalling. The dialog is appallingly dull even by ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' standards. One wonders why he bothered.

==Video==

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{{quote|He has been doing good being [[Christian Weston Chandler|the village idiot]] his whole life.}}

=== Transcript ===

'''Chris:''' Wait- it is done! I can now reveal to you the true pages of which- replace the ones that were gory... and outrageous. Starting with page 90 where we end the trial. 
'''Sean:''' In our defense, we have a rock! 
'''Judge:''' I think we've heard enough. Jury? 
'''Jury:''' We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four! 
'''Judge:''' I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an [[Wikipedia:Amish|Amish]] community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned! 
[''Next page''] 
'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile, in the D.C. Maximum Security Prison... 
'''[[Slaweel Yram]]:''' Eeheheheheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on [[CWCville|that city]] once again! I am Slaweel! 
[''Next page: Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.''] 
'''Slaweel:''' Urgh! ...Urgh! Dang it! 
'''Guard:''' Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960. 
'''Slaweel:''' Shut up! 
'''Guard:''' Anyway, you have a new cellmate. 
[''Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'s woman love slave.''] 
'''Slaweel:''' Huh. So, what did they get you for, lady? 
[''Next page''] 
'''Kathleen:''' Hmm. Well, I think [''?''] as well, Slaweel. Anyway after the [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent_Garbage]] building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight, and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating on him with the secretary! I was distraught. I got and used- I went and got and used some... I got and used some [[Tobacky|marijuana]]... a lot of it. The police had caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am. I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a [[Chris and Censorship|*BEEP*]] got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! ...Hmm. 
'''Slaweel:''' Did you smuggle any MJ in? 
'''Kathleen:''' No, they frisked me and got all I had was from my breasts and up my asshole. [?] 
'''Slaweel:''' Oh. 
[''Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.''] 
'''Narrator:''' One month later, in the Amish community... 
[''Chris makes clopping noises.''] 
[''Next page: [[Mao]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]] are dressed in Amish clothing''] 
'''Alec:''' Good day, neighbor Mao! 
'''Mao:''' Good day, neighbor Alec! 
'''Alec:''' How are you today? 
'''Mao:''' I had pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife, she had... my mandatorily chosen wife. She had fixed a good [[Christian's sex joke|bacon and eggs]] with biscuits for breakfast! That is good. 
'''Alec:''' Yes it is. 
[''Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face. This joke is almost certainly "[[Plagiarism|borrowed]]" from [[The Simpsons]] episode "[[Wikipedia:Cape Feare|Cape Feare]]."''] 
[''Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.''] 
'''Alec:''' Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. 
'''Mao:''' Yes. 
'''Alec:''' He has been doing good being [[Christian Weston Chandler|the village idiot]] his whole life. 
'''Mao:''' I agree! 
'''Alec:''' I am looking forward merrily to today's barn raising. Mrs. Baisley is making her famous... beans and bread. 
'''Mao:''' Oh! Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teat. 
'''Alec:''' Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. 
'''[[Evan Christopher George]]:''' Neighbor Mao? Neighbor Alec... you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. 
'''Alec:''' Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? 
'''Evan:''' He has gone to the store for vittles. 
[''Next page: Mao is in the general store.''] 
'''Mao:''' Good day, shopkeep. I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots, fifty pounds of grain. Have you seen- And have you seen my [[Cat|pussy]]? She has run off attached to the teats of my [[Lovely Weather|lovely wife]]. 
[''Next page: Same as the ending of the original [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]].''] 
'''Chris:''' And then the end of- the end of the story. And those are the replacement pages for book number ten. Thank you very much and have a good day.

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==Sources==
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Talk:Autism

2012-01-25T23:07:43Z

ItLurksInTheWalls:

==To do==
*List things Chris has blamed on his autism (like inability to get a girlfriend).
*the e-mail from the Miyamoto saga where he discusses the differences between autism and Asperger's syndrome.
*possible insight from the song [[A-U-T-ISM]]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:39, 23 March 2009 (CET)

== Question for people who know anything about psychology ==

This is just something I was thinking lately - I realised that good character design needs empathy too. Would anyone say that Chris's lack of empathy also shows up in his character designs? Because to me, he seems to be unable to come up with characters that are outside of his own capabilities, or their polar opposites. His "hero" characters all seem to think like he does. For example, Simonla (or whoever it was) in the date ed episode wanted to name her daughter before she's even found her date - ''because that's what Chris does too''. His villain characters seem to be all based on his views and prejudices, and polar opposites of what he believes in, which makes it easier for him to picture them. Just look at Jason's rant in the Rage Against Garbage: rather than giving the characters unique personalities, he makes them list why they are evil. Good guys are good guys because they do things that are positive in Chris's mind, and bad guys are bad because they do things Chris doesn't approve of. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 13:30, 11 July 2009 (CEST)
*I think that's a fair thing to say. That's why most autistics and ASS PIES tend to become physicists or mathematicians and not writers and poets. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:44, 23 November 2009 (CET)

== Autism papers==
Incorporate shit from [[Autism papers]] into here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:44, 23 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris and Asperger Syndrome==
I propose that we make this into a section on this article, as Chris has made his childish stance on Asperger's pretty clear. He went from seemingly confusing it as Alzheimer's Disease to out right denying it as an Autistic Spectrum Disorder or even a disorder similar to autism for some other kind of issue, likely an egotistical one. What does everyone else think?--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 20:17, 28 November 2009 (CET)
* Not a bad idea. The Asperger's paragraph takes up a big chunk of the intro there, and I think I some more grist for that mill has shown up since that bit was written. Chris is still confused on the whole Alzheimer's/Asperger's tip, he obviously had them mixed up during the Father Call. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:31, 28 November 2009 (CET)

With his recent rants on the subject, which seem to indicate that he hates aspies the same way he hates homos, I'm thinking Aspergers Might deserve it's own article. Anyone with me on this? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, if people wanna break down the comparison between autism and Asperger's in detail and extensively excerpt from the reams of all-over-the-map stupid shit Chris has said about it in the Mailbag, I think that should be its own article. Like I say, I thought the subsection of this article was getting way too big and unwieldy with all the pull quotes and whatnot. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 08:15, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*Very good idea. I was going to transform the Asperger's CWCipedia article into it but I think we can still have a separate article on Asperger's and another of just CWCipedia's article since it's a major Chris writing that explains the difference. But definitely, Asperger's can become a separate article since we have a lot of details now, not to mention it's a huge, recurring theme in the Mailbag which can also be documented. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:02, 5 December 2009 (CET)

I think that it really needs to be noted that many people think of "Aspergers" and "high-functioning autism" as being essentially identical and interchangeable, so for that reason, a lot of people assume that Chris "has" Aspergers (whatever that means) and/or claims to have Aspergers (which is definitely not true). I'm not even sure if there really is a universal consensus regarding a distinction between the two. [[User:Senzuri|Senzuri]] 16:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)

Asperger's syndrome should still be mentioned here, as people might be coming here expecting to see something about Asperger's, so something brief about how Chris views Asperger's syndrome as being different from autism, with a ''Main article: [[Asperger's syndrome]].'' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)

==Does he even have any idea what autism is?==

He seems to talk a lot about his "autistic shell" and the autism "putting the mute button on him" when he was younger. Is there any evidence to suggest that he thinks autism is anything other than just difficulty speaking?

True, there are language delays associated with autism, but his description of his autistic shell sounds more like anxiety over knowing that every single social interaction he's ever been in before whichever one he's in his autistic shell over has failed miserably. His fucked-up and out-of-control behavior that he refuses to do anything about trying to change is more symptomatic of autism than his knowing other people aren't going to respond well to it. I mean, if you were a grown man thinking about blithering on to a decent human being about the piece-of-shit, sexually perverse, rip-off children's comic you center your life around but never draw, wouldn't you be a little anxious about it, too?

Am I just fucked up here, or...? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 19:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
: I'm pretty sure that he has a general idea about what it is and what it does, but since this is Chris we're talking about; I doubt that we should expect him to understand all of it. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 19:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe. I mean, maybe he can define it or read off a printout of a description of it or whatever, but can you think of any specific reference he's made to any symptom in his life other than having difficulty talking? Not in general like just that he's a virgin or something—not that he doesn't blame that on not talking and people hating autistic people or whatever. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::I think you're on to something. I don't know that there's much we can actually write about it, because most of what there is to say would be guesswork and inference, but I'd wager that most of what Chris knows about autism boils down to: one, he has it, two, it makes him special, and three, it's a catch-all excuse. The autism awareness/sports bra video might be a springboard for adding a new section to the article, maybe - when Chris wanted to talk about autism in any kind of detail he had to print himself out a crib sheet from Wikipedia. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 11:34, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Well, he definitely doesn't understand all of it, but I can imagine his parents nagging him about it to an extend where he at least has a general idea of what it does. I agree with Dkaien though, you're definitely on to something. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 12:14, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: I can definitely understand wanting to avoid guesswork and inference. Obviously, no one knows exactly what's going on inside someone else's head. I guess at the very least I'm suggesting a list of things Chris ''hasn't'' blamed on his autism that maybe he should. He claims to hate autism and want a cure for it and this and that, but then he fucking ''loves'' Sonichu as though Sonichu isn't just a major, debilitating symptom or outgrowth of the autism. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Not entirely Chris related, but... ==

I just read an article in popular science about how there are more autistics now than trained therapists, so to cope with he shortage people are inventing "theraputic robots" that somehow make it easier for autistic children to be sociable. The results are pretty hit-and-miss at this stage but what I took away was that autistics are better at handling predictable machines, but could be gradually exposed to more unpredictable circumstances. Maybe we could apply this in future plans? I think the reason CWCipedia collapsed was either our trolling became too predictable, or we made his "comfort zone" too sporadic. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:30, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:0.5% of the entire population is autistic and they recon that that population is rising, however autism is over-diagnosed. On Chris ide think the best way to troll him is to claim that he is not autistic and/or simply retarded. [[User:Leekduck|Leekduck]]
:Hmmmm! That idea ain't too shabby! I'd suggest discussing it in the troll forums. Perhaps that way we can finally obtain the Holy Grail of fail?---[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 10:12, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== List of autistics ==

Should we make a list of succesful people who have or are thought to have autism, and compare them to chris? I know of a lot of famous people who were diagnosed with autism, and a lot of people who were thought to have it.
*I was thinking about this for a while, but I don't really see how a detailed comparison is better than just saying "Chris does shit he can't blame on autism". What would be the advantage of this? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 06:09, 20 December 2010 (PST)
*I think something like that would be too distracting to the Chris focus that the article should have, not to mention people who want to see such as list can find one elsewhere. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:40, 20 December 2010 (PST)
* how about we make a link to the wikipedia for it --[[User:MrMaXimo|MrMaXimo]] 12:17 24 December 2010 (PST)

== This goes here? ==

I was reading over the last e-mail exchange with Jackie and Chris's phrase "Hurtful Truth Level" jumped out at me as another example of him making things concrete in his mind, such as Scale of Respect or Heart Level. I made mention of it in what I think is the proper place in this article, but I was wondering if it deserves its own CWC-ism. [[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 23:12, 3 January 2011 (PST)

==Mainstreaming==
Like most everything else regarding autism, psychology, and, well, anything, Chris doesn't understand this. The ultimate goal of mainstreaming is to allow the patient to live as independently as possible in a normal environment, rather than being dependent on a caretaker to adapt the environment to suit the needs of the patient. In other words, adapt the autistic to live in the real world, as opposed to adapting the real world to fit the autistic. What mainstreaming means to Chris is to just not do any therapy at all and dump the kid into a world he/she cannot handle after being in retard day camp for a few years. It's amusing that Chris parrots good advice without actually knowing what it means. [[User:Anonymous one|Anonymous one]] 15:56, 2 April 2011 (PDT)

==Parental age==
There are studies showing a significant statistical correspondence between age of the parents (particularly the father) and the incidence of autism in the offspring. (Some studies show no correlation, but most authorities accept the theory.) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternal_age_effect#Autism_spectrum_disorder Wikipedia link] This probably deserves mention on the page, but I'm not sure where to put it. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 14:58, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

==Potential trouble for our autistic hero?==
http://t.co/pbwjRmpY --[[User:ItLurksInTheWalls|ItLurksInTheWalls]] 15:07, 25 January 2012 (PST)