1990s

2012-06-21T23:37:20Z

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[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the [[Internet]] this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic [[Autism|autistic]]'s last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he was expelled. Also, Chris met his [[gal-pal]] [[Tiffany Robinson]].

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
[[File:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's '''1998''' gift to [[Cole Smithey]].]]
===Events of 1990===
* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] according to him.<ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].
* 2 August 1990 – 28 February 1991: the Gulf War is fought. [[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]], serves with the U.S. Marines.

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.

===Events of 1991===
* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
* This year - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
* This year - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, Virginia, because they are afraid Chris will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in Richmond. He became more and more obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* Unknown - Chris's [[Son-chu|noble steed]] is manufactured.
* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - Chris starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The Chandler family moves to [[Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* 19 November - Amy Rose and Metal Sonic's first American appearance, in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]]''. Little did they know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and [[Metal Sonichu]].
* 20 November - Chris gets Spider-Man's autograph at the mall, and meets Mario, Barbie, Santa Claus and a dog.
* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.

===Events of 1995===
*Date unknown - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* March - first appearance of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]] in [[Sonic|''Knuckles' Chaotix'']]. If they had known about the horror of the [[Chaotic Combo]], they wouldn't have bothered.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris receives a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He receives a Lego robot.
* 27 February - [[Pokémon|''Pokémon Red'' and ''Green'']] are released in Japan: the first appearance of [[Pikachu]].
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* 11 September - [[Ryan Cash]] is born.
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity [[basketball]] team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris receives a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a [[Peanuts|Snoopy doll]], a ''Cartooning with Charles Schulz'' kit, [[Wikipedia:Wave Race 64|''Wave Race 64'']], [[Wikipedia:Mischief Makers|''Mischief Makers'']] and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for [[Christmas]]. He also gives Bob a [[Wikipedia:Yoshi|Yoshi]] plushie.

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
* 1 April - First episode of ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime broadcast in Japan; [[Pikachu]] becomes a cultural icon there.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic [[dream]] about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on [[Game Boy]].<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 17 September - death of [[Red Skelton]].
* 1 October - [[Barbara]]'s 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the "[[Song of Christian]]" in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] "[[KCWC broadcast|broadcast]]" on tape. Barbara "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
* 8 September - The ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[anime]] is released in the United States. Chris becomes an avid fan.
* 30 September - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Blue'' are released in America. Things would never be the same in the Chandler household.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed websites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at [[The GAMe PLACe]] around this time.<ref>Based on an estimate by [[Lucas]] in [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]].</ref> Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}

==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Cakefarts

2012-06-21T20:54:53Z

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'''Cakefarts''' (leaked as ''fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video made on 18 [[July 2011]] and leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris sits his naked ass on a [[Chris and money|$9]] [[Obesity|chocolate cake]] for [[Jackie]]'s amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out, meaning that either Chris (or Barb) had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the [http://www.cakefarts.com Cakefarts] shock site.
==Video==

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{{quote|What the hell am I doing?}}

=== Transcript ===

Heeey Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.

''[Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]''

Mmm. Let's get this done.

''Chris has the words [[Random-access humor|"AWESOME SAUCE"]] written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.''

Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. Ass dance! ass dance! See me do the ass dance. Do wacka do. [[Random-access humor|Shake my funky monkey ass]]give me beans I'll give you gas

''[Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed [[duck|dick]] jiggle]''

Let's do this.

''[Performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]''

What the hell am I doing here? ''[Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]]'' What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollar for this cake. That's a lotta yen. Kawaii! Bye, Japan.

==External Links==

[http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/36/rsv.mp4/ Uncensored version]

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