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2011-06-06T20:12:49Z

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I like Mary Poppins

2010-10-03T04:32:42Z

Iyasaekki:

'''I like Mary Poppins''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 2 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris dons his [[PaRappa the Rapper]] hat and dances around the room, apparently in the fashion of the chimney sweeps in [[Mary Poppins]]. Chris mangles the tune so that it barely resembles anything from the film.

==Video==
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{{Quote|I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave.|Chris|who thinks chimney sweeps work at sea}}
===Transcript===
''['''0.00 - 0.07'''. Chris strikes a rather camp attitude, and brandishes the [[chris's_guitar|Guitar of Fail]]', possibly to represent a chimney sweep's brush. The delivers his few spoken lines in this video in what may, just possibly, be an attempt at a Cockney accent.]

Yo, guv'nor, don't mind me much; I'm just a chimney sweep on shore leave. ''[he tosses the guitar aside]

''[aimlessly waving his arms and head] ''Dun dun duuuh duh!''

''['''0:08 - 0:16'''. he begins vigorously dancing, looking somewhat like an ill-assembled puppet attempting a hornpipe]''
Step in time, step in time, 
Step in time, step in time, 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme, 
Step in time, step in time...
''[trails off]''

''['''0:17 - 0:23'''. He raises his finger aloft, then resumes flailing, this time in profile while mugging at the camera. He is becoming somewhat more exhausted by now.]'' 
Kick your knees up! 
Kick your knees up, step in time 
Kick your knees up, step in time 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme 
Kick your knees up, step in time.

''['''0:24 - 0.30'''. There is a pause for a second as he positions himself for the next verse. Then he begins circling something just below shot.] ''

Round the chimney! 
Round the chimney, step in time, 
Round the chimney, step in time, 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme 
Round the chimney, step in time.

''['''0.31 - 0.40'''. Another pause, in which Chris audibly pants. He then climbs over the object he was just circling, probably a chair or table, while 'singing' the next verse. Needless to say, his actions bear no relation to the pace of the music. At the end of the verse, he hops around some sort of short pole for a second before discarding it, and does a double take when it thuds to the ground.]''

Over the railing! 
Over the railing, step in time 
Over the railing, step in time 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme 
Don't need to be a good jumper, step in time.

''['''0.41 - 0.49'''. On the first three lines of this new, made-up verse, he salutes and takes a step backwards. After this point, the complexity of this choreography becomes too much for him and he returns to a jaunty bounce to and fro while swinging his arms back and forth. At the end, he pauses for thought.]''

Enjoying Mary Poppins! 
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step in time 
Enjoying Mary Poppins, step er-n time 
Never need a reason, 
Never need a rhyme, 
Favorite movie of all time!

''['''0:50 - 1.04'''. Regaining his composure with a couple more 'Step in times', Chris commands us all to link our elbows, imperiously spreading his arms. He then adopts an ape-like pose with his arms akimbo and gyrates roughly in time to his song. At the end, both song and rotation increase in pace until one final, glorious 'Link your elbows!'. The frenetic sequence at an end, Chris switches off the camera. He is visibly and audibly fatigued by the excitement.]''

Step in time, step in time. 
Liiink your elbows! 
Link your elbows, step in time, 
link your elbows, step in time, 
link your elbows, link your elbows, link your elbows 
Link your elbooooows!

G'day guv'n- ''[cuts himself off mid-word.]''

==References==
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Wallflower E-mails 2

2010-09-26T17:57:49Z

Iyasaekki:

The second act of the '''[[Wallflower E-mails]]''' chronicles the best days of the relationship between her and [[Chris]]. These communications mainly cover their plans to write a story together and friendly exchanges about their day-to-day lives.

The Wallflower's e-mail from 27 February is particularly significant, though. She backs Chris off in no uncertain terms: "I only just met you. I am no mood for an actual relationship." Unfortunately for all involved, subsequent events would prove that the message didn't sink in.

It's useful to read these alongside Chris's [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|e-mails to Vivian Gee]] from around the same time. There, despite the entirely unromantic nature of their relationship, Chris appears to believe that he still has a good chance of convincing the Wallflower to have sex with him.

==E-mails==

;February 18

[[Image:Owls.jpg|thumb|This is what chris actually wanted in the [[duck|owls]] story]]

{{quotebox|I hear you loud and clear; you should write a full book. You are a well-detailed and creative storyteller. Maybe you can write a book were everything is from the wise owl's perspective. Take Harry Potter's owl; he tells Harry's story and guieds him, but surely there is more to the owl, like did he have an owl family of his own? Or if he was originally a king or a [[Bob|wizard]], how does the [[wife]]/[[sweetheart]] and/or his human/half-owl children feel having an owl to look up to, especially while he's flying? And going into Owl Biology can inspire a more in-depth look at owls from your view.

I'll bet you wrote a lot of papers on Owls in High School that earned a lot of "A" grades. When I wrote paers for my classes, I did very well, including research on which is better caffiene-wise and better for people, soda or coffee. I also wrote great stories, poetry and literature essays.

Although what I enjoyed most from my H.S. days, was being around my circle of friends. I was very sad when I hd to leave them behind, but I am looking forward to the reunion lter this year. I was also manger/water-boy for the varsity basketball team during my freshman year... I think I've mentioned that before. :)

TTYL. Stay Safe, 
Christian c.}}

;February 18

{{quoteboxred|You know, that sounds like a really great idea. Maybe we can work together, you being the researcher and I can do the writing. One thing I haven't told you yet is that I love working together with someone on a story. It's one of my favorite things to do. I'd like to do more often. 
Btw, Harry's owl is Hedwig and she's a female owl. I have written a couple of stories dealing with the owl universe. And this was before Guardians of Ga'Hoole, a total owl fantasy, and my number one favorite series, and Hoot. 
I wrote one back in highschool, called the <CENSORED>. This was about the same time I wrote this other one, <CENSORED>, cause it basically had the same 'human characters'. 
Anyhow, in <CENSORED>, the story was told in two characters pov's, one was a female owl and a girl, who ran the observatory. The girl's mission was to save the owls in Owlwood, from the hunters/bullies from her and her friends' school. Somewhere, the owl and the girl's two world collide with each other. Harper, a goshawk (I can crossbreed birds), is a pet of the main owl hunter, Turner. They both wanted one thing; Harper wanted the female owl, and Turner wanted the girl. But the girl's guy friends came around and helped her the female owl. 
Mind you, this explanation is from my memory, and I've only read it a few times, when it was completed.}}

;February 18

{{quotebox|I take it you are referring in working together on the owl's point of view story. I'd be delighted to do some research on how owl families live, as well as people who have owls as pets, and we can put our minds together in imagining the life of the husband king who was turned into an owl and the family life. This can be a good series as well. Here's a fun idea, Once a month, during the Full [[Moon]], the owl becomes human again during the short while, but turns back into his owl self at daybreak. And during those nights, he can satisfy his wife greatly. I smell a Book [[Saga]] for young adults. ;)}}

;February 19

{{quoteboxred|Lol. Sounds good to me. I've got a couple of books: one is Owls of the United States & Canada, and Owls of the World. Here's a website I found, to help you get started: http://www.owlpages.com/.}}

;February 25

{{quotebox|I apologize for not responding sooner, but I was busy finishing up my [[Sonichu 10|tenth comic book]] yesterday/last night for upload onto the [[Cwcipedia]].

I'm glad you enjoyed the concert. I would be delighted to come over to your house and meet your folks and all. I can come over in the late part of the afternoon; I'll call you to let you know when I'm on my way there. I've got an appointment at 1:00 with my local mechanic to check the muffler on my [[car]]; it may have a hole in it from either age or one of the attempts of getting it out of the snow. It sounds like there's nothing wrong, but it's better to be safe then sorry. Anyway, I think I'll be able to make it to your house by 4. I will also bring my [[PSP]] and my memory stick of photos. Monday sounds good for the Pizza outing.

I like what you've come up with for our owl story. One detail, "Owl [[transformers|Transformation]]", it is okay; have you considered that <CENSORED> could have more natural or elemental powers along with transformation, although we will be seeing that a lot from her? Like she can have the wizard powers to heal, increase attack and defense and so forth. I'm thinking she could say, "Mystical Owl [[Power]]", followed by the desired spell, "Transformation to (owl breed)", "Healing", "Attack Increase", etc.

Assuming we're still on base with the King being an owl most of the time, it may be good to think of a few characters he has advised with wisdom to aid them in their [[education]], battle or quest, because in the war between him and the crows and goshawks, the students can come in and aid our King Owl in his battle.

We should also come up with a title for the book (series), "King Owl" is good for start. We may come up with a possibly better title that may feature both the King and <CENSORED>; it should be direct, yet subtle. One title idea I had thought of earlier, to play on the family part, "[[Family Guy|Family Owl]]".

I'll wrap it up for now, and I look forward to coming by your house later today.

Stay Safe, 
Christian C.}}

;February 27

{{quoteboxred|Hey,
Sorry this is short notice, but I forgot that Mom had something planned for me on Monday. So I can't do TipTop. I'm sorry We'll set it up for another time, I promise. And I think some of my coworkers are planning to go out on Friday, and they've invited me to go with them. And I don't want to sound mean or anything, but I would like some space between visits. I like you and you're nice, but I only just met you. I am no mood for an actual relationship. 
And during the once a month thing, I want to visit with the other young adults too. 
~Also, please don't pesture to me about our story, I do have a lot of stories that I'm working on, and ideas don't come to me that easy. 
Please don't take this the wrong way, I'm just trying to be honest.}}

;February 27

{{quotebox|It's cool, <CENSORED>. I understand that you need your space, and there is no rush anyway. Just talking and hanging is good enough for me. I care about you and I like you too. You let me know when it's okay to come by and visit; perhaps once a week until you feel more than that is good. I was thinking that during the next visit, I can bring my [[DVD]] of [[Mary Poppins]] and we can just sit and enjoy it together after suppertime.

I won't pester you too much about our story. Although, I have come up with an idea on how we can start the story in the first book. In a nutshell, we open on one of Alister's students going in and getting a relic from Mt. Thunderstone, then heads home to his family after seeing the dude's safe and well. I also was thinking that [[Zelina]] and <CENSORED> can be mentor-type friends, where they hang out and advise each other in their family or royalty situations. [[Darkbind]] can be another of Alister's students. And [[Clawdorf]] can be the ringleader of the [[Kitty|enemy animal]] clans. I'll go further in detail next time we talk or meet.

And I wanted to check, where in Heartland are the Castle Virginanaus and Temple Athena Pathenon located, compass-wise?

Something else that happened to me today, I got in the mail a Birthday Present from one of my fans. The dude ordered it and had it gift-shipped to me on Amazon, it's a Fiction/Philosophy novel from Jostein Gaarder, "Sophie's World". I'll be giving it a read-through over the next few weeks.

Let me know how you enjoyed "The Lion, [[Mary|The Witch]] and the Wardrobe" movie, and if you have any questions about the Adobe Photodeluxe program. And what does Joann have planned for you Monday, and how it went?

And I'll let you know of other ideas or thoughts I have in general. I'm still waiting for the first L.O.T.R. movie from Netflix; I'll probably get it in my mailbox on Monday or so.

I'll let you go for now, and I will TTYL (talk to you later).

Stay Safe with Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

;February 27

{{quoteboxred|Thanks for your understanding, I do appreciate it. Well, today I hung out with dad. We had lunch at El Puerto, which was good as always. And then we went to Barnes & Nobles. I bought the second Percy Jackson book and the soundtrack. Plus, I didn't know it was out, but I also got the seventh book of the Ranger's Apprentice (very good series btw). I'll be starting on that as soon as Im done with The Lightning Thief. (Just for your info, I wouldn't mind seeing the movie again) And call me crazy, but I'm not to fond of the old Disney non-animated classics, doesn't suit well for me. Oh, Tomorrow (Feb. 28) we picked out to be Rachel's bday. She'll be one year old.

Oh yeah, don't hesitate to send me ideas for the story, it will get me motivated to write them. And speaking of bday's, I think <CENSORED> bday should be on the summer solstice (June 21st), what do you think? And keep coming with names. they're good.}}

;February 28

{{quotebox|The Summer Solstice sounds like a great birthday for <CENSORED>. I am not all that familiar with the holiday, but I have heard of it from a limited-time distributed Add-On costume for [[LittleBiGPlanet]]. Speaking of LBP, I am thinking of creating a level based on our first Guardian of the Owl Kingdom story. Most likely, I will create new story plots and arcs in the process, and I look forward to reading your most valued input from your future thinks and ideas. I have created about 5 to 10 levels which have been uploaded onto the LBP server, one of which is based on my first episode of [[Sonichu]]; his and [[Rosechu]]'s origins.

Also, just to make it clear, Zelina and Darkbind, of the kingdom of Rulecwc, are Rosechu and Sonichu respectively. And Clawdorf is a kind of warlock monster character; all I have of him is a 3 or 4 finger hands and a black cloak and hood, but he can be a combination of all of the enemy creatures we have come up with so far.

What I have so far on that can be read in some of my comic pages. But in short, Darkbind Sonichu and Princess Zelina Rosechu have been sweethearts. In a cave in Rulecwc forest one day, Clawdorf released the power of the seven Chaotic Crystals (A.K.A. [[Sonichu Ball]] Crystals); he turned to stone and Zelina fell into a deep slumber. A few years later, the original Sonichu donned the power of the 7 Crystals and reawakened Zelina (Clawdorf was also destoned in the process).

The King and Queen of Rulecwc have no biological children. But from the Chaotic [[Rainbow]] of Sonichu and Rosechu's Origin, many Sonee and Rosey (baby Sonichu and Rosechu) eggs were released throughout the world, time and space. One egg landed in the audience of their highnesses, and Zelina Rosey hatched out; they adopted her and dubbed her successor to the throne. The egg with Darkbind Sonee landed somewhere in Rulecwc Forest; after evolving to Darkbind Sonichu, he was found by a rogue master swordsman (sort of like Link from Legend of Zelda) and trained under his guidance, also with later guidance from our owl, King Alistair.

But I digress (as I learned that quote from the owl, Blathers in [[Animal Crossing]]).

It is nice that you had an enjoyable and good day yesterday. 
Perhaps we can still make it a dinner and a movie night between the Tip Top and The Lightning Thief. How does this coming Wednesday or Thursday look for you?
[[Patti]] was born on March 17, [[1988]], as our local vet had determined for us. It's good you've decided on Feb. 28 for Rachel, but if you want to make it clear, you could let your vet determine that for you. 
Well, Mary Poppins has a great animated segment with dancing penguins, a fox hunt, horse race and a magical carousal, and altogether is a great movie starring [[Julay|Julie]] Andrews and [[Dick]] Van [[Homos|Dyke]]. You can sample a few clips on [[YouTube]]. It is my favorite movie of all time. [[Cole|Toy Story is my second favorite movie.]]

Also, I liked your room and the spacious set up for that whole upper story for yourself. I bet you get a great view from the upper central arch window; see the stars, the early morning sunlight and all that. My room is a big room, but I have a lot of stuff in it; it can be more spacious, yet I'm unsure where to put some of it all. LOL Mostly, though, I do get the majority of the upper floor to myself, including the main fridge and kitchen, and the bathroom with a tub. I had a bedroom with a door to a bath with a standing shower, like you have, when my family and I were living in the Newberry Town area during my High School years. Personally, I enjoyed the standing shower better than the tub w. shower head. At least between you and me, we both are enjoying the upper-story privacy life.

You enjoy the rest of the Sunday, and I will TTYL. Here's thinkin' of you, <CENSORED>. Stay safe with love and peace, 
Christian.}}

;March 2

{{quoteboxred|Hey, 
how are you? I'm doing good. My concert was incrediable! It was nothing like the dvd, and they did my favorite song twice. Once before the break, and the other time was for the encore. The song is called, Mo Ghile Mear. This was their first time in [[Charlottesville]], and they added four or five brand new songs. I got a dvd, a tshirt, and a souvineer book. If they came back next year, I would definitely go again. I'm going to wear my cw shirt on friday. 
Speaking of Friday, to be honest, we should wait to do TipTop later. I think it would be too much for one evening. I still want to go, either Monday or Tuesday might be better, so far, I have nothing planned. Besides, I like taking a nap, so I can be well rested for the evening fun. I hope that's okay.

Is there anyway we can talk online? It would be so helpful, then to just email back and forth. If you can download yahoo messenger, it would be easier. If you can, my screenname is <CENSORED>. Oh how about this: what are you doing tomorrow? You could come over, and meet my mom and we can start on a few things on our story. The only thing I'm doing is my laundry. You can give me a call as soon as you read this. I will answer this time, I promise.

So just a few things about our story:

1. the crows and the goshawks are mortal enemies to the owls and king. 
2. the goddess Athena. has to be worshipped by the king and country. 
3. the king's daughter, <CENSORED> (she has to be in here, somewhere), is the protector of the owls, and she can transform into any kind of owl she wants at will. She wears a golden, oval shaped necklace, given to her by her mother at birth. Inside is a silver carved owl and on the other side, has her title written in Greek handwiting: Daughter of Athena, protector of the owls. And at the bottom of her title, has the words, Owl Tranformation written below it. When she wants to transform, she has to say, 'Go owl transform' and the owl's given name: example is, "Go Owl Transform, Tyto Alba!" Meaning, the barn owl.

How she is summoned: 
A. when the silver owl turns RED, the owl is either in trouble, sick, or is dying. 
B. when the silver owl turns GREEN, her owl friends wants to hang out. 
C. when the silver owl turns BLUE, there is an urgent meeting that she needs to attend to.

4. the 'owl kingdom' is called Owlwood, and it surrounds the capital where the palace is located in.

The rest we can come up with together. So what do you think? Do you think its a good start?}}

;March 3

{{quoteboxred|Hey, 
So I have a surprise for you. I made this website that is dedicated to one of my absolutely favorite fanfiction stories. Its called <CENSORED>. My friend Ashley, and I have been working for about three to four years (when she was going to VCU). It's a very entertaining story, very PG rated. Its got multiple crossovers and references and they are [[YuGiOh]] GX. [[Sailor Moon]], Code Lyoko, star wars/trek, Harry Potter, and Narnia. This story was made about the time I was obsessed with GX and watching Code Lyoko on tv. 
Anyway, here's the website: <CENSORED>. Check out the characters' pictures too. Its not perfect, but its nearly there. and I don't have a picture folder for the 'anime' <CENSORED> yet. I'm still working on her. Let me know how you like it. 
Okay nap time, and then Ghost Hunters (Im so excited!)}}

;March 4

{{quotebox|That's very good, I have bookmarked it for later. A few things, I am setting up my YahhoIM on my PC for us to chat on after I get operational. My Yahoo e-mail I chose solely for this is one I previously used for a PSN sign in ID, but (the PSN then) was hacked months ago then recovered and changed to the next address. Anyway, add this to your YIM friend list, BibleHomeNation@yahoo.com. Please remind me of what yours is in your reply.

Second, I need a reminder of the owl breed Alistair and <CENSORED> are, and please send me a few character pics you showed me last time, and the scan or link to the image of Alistair's owl breed. I am attaching a few pics from my LittleBiGPlanet game I took of the sackperson in the various character for our Owl Guardian story level; I think it will be obvious who's who; your feedback will be appreciated.

Third, I miss being around you; can we schedule a visit this coming Saturday, please? We can make that our Tip Top and movie day as well.

I gtg for now, but I will TTYL, may be on the YIM.

Stay safe and sweet, 
Christian.}}

;March 4

{{quotebox|My bad. Anyway, there are two of Sackboy in custom costumes for Alistair, and one of each for Moira, <CENSORED> and Logan.}}

;March 7

{{quotebox|I'm just sending you a reminder to send me the story prologue we talked about.

I found a blank audio cassette at the local Goodwill; I will be burning the Celtic tracks onto it from my [[PS3]] source for playback in my car later today. Also, I am going to check the routing of my cable to my VCR, DVD Burner and [[TV]]; I also need to check the power link on my VCR. It went out like during the 20-inch snowfall during the half-hour power failure we had here. IDK why I didn't get to it sooner; I was likely doing well between the cable and the digital videos. For my setup, normally it would be VERY hard to get behind there, but all I really have to do is dishook and temporarily remove my Genesis, Dreamcast, [[Wii]] and the shelf they're sitting on in my [[room|entertainment center]]. Afterwards, it's like poking your head and upper torso through an open window. "Hey, Neighbor, you left your RF Switch and AV on my lawn again!" LOL

I've learned a bunch of my techno know-how and connections from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends (a cable term for each respective ends of any cable, which are visually obvious). I used to have like 5 to 10 RF switches linking my consoles; the links were good, but the farther away from the TV it was, the more lousy the picture/audio would be due to the multiple refresh relays. I am now on a pair of switch boxes, as well as the Composite/Component (Red/White/Yellow and Red/White/Red/Blue/Green respectively) and the HDMI on my HDTV. With that experience, I probably would have made a good "Larry the Cable Guy", but without the slurry attitude and bigger body type, and the fact that his name was NOT really Larry and that he was never in reality a Cable Guy. Still, he was good at voicing Mater in Disney's "Cars".

But I digress. I'll call you tonight to set up our next day together, and any other new story ideas and topics. You mentioned that you were also on AIM (AOL Instant Messenger); we could have been text-talking on that instead of waiting for my YIM to be Mr. Fickle-to-Install this whole time. Still, we learn.

I'll TTYL. Have a good and safe day. 
Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

;March 7

{{quotebox|Right after I sent the last e-mail, I did my work; checking the AV cables and the power on my VCR; yeah, the power supply or the motherboard got fried or something during that power failure a couple months ago; it would not come back on at all, even when plugged in again and again. So I re-routed the cable and the AV to go through my DVD Burner; I can record the two "Merlin" episodes onto a blank DVD-R, which I have plenty of those.

Also, I had a VHS in the VCR, so I had to play surgeon with my phillips screwdriver and a pair of tweezers to remove the VHS, very carefully. I succeeded in the removal, then I put the VCR back together the way it was; I will most likely be taking it, and its remote control, to a Goodwill, where their tech people can try to get the VCR operational again, then sell it to someone else. I tell you, I have taken apart a few of my old game consoles, and I took a PC Upgrading course at [[PVCC]]; you would be amazed how the inside of those wonders of technology would look. The VCR was a new one to me today; I had no idea it literally lifted up the back flap of a VHS, then pulled the tape towards the reading mechanisms. I always thought the VHS went directly downward onto the reading parts; I never thought it would lift up that flap part.

Technology is amazing.

Anyway, I got to warm up something to eat. I'll call you tonight. Stay safe.

Love and Peace, 
Christian.}}

(Concluded in [[Wallflower E-mails 3]])

[[Category:E-mails]]

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2010-08-17T01:00:15Z

Iyasaekki:

[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Standardsville]]

'''Nathanael Greene Elementary School''' is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Standardsville, Virginia|Standardsville, Virginia]], a 192-acre (78 ha) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day, he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene," so he obviously learned a lot there!

[[Bob]] pulled Chris out of the school after Chris was allegedly abused by the principal and members of the staff.

{{quote|...they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>}}

Chris has also claimed that his time at Nathanael Greene inspired and justifies his hatred for [[homos]], since [[Bruce Johnson|the principal]] who allegedly assaulted him was supposedly gay.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]</ref> If this sounds a little odd to you, well, we're just getting started.

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to take Chris out of mainstream schools, Bob and Chris moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

==Why Chris left==
{{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D., 5 November 2004<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref>}}

The [[autism papers]] confirm that Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to avoid the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school. Still, a clear picture of what actually took place has never come together. In his accounts of and references to the incident, Chris leaves out important details (such as what prompted the school staff to "abuse" him) and tends to spin the story in a way that favors him.

==Chris's side of the story==
Though Chris does briefly complain about getting an F in the fourth grade during the [[Song of Christian]], he doesn't mention anything else about his time at Nathanael Greene in that video. His earliest recorded account of the incident that led him to leave the school appears in his first major YouTube address to the world, from 7 [[November 2007]].

{{quote|...some of the teachers and principals of Nathanael Greene Elementary School… that I was attending in later years (about, uh, late 1980s, early 1990s) [inhales sharply] They abused me—they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, very not. Hands down. But, anyway, we eventually moved to Chesterfield County for a nice, better school system.|Chris, [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]}}

He recounted a similar, but shorter version of the story in his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|Wikipedia profile]].

{{quote|Some conflict between my mother, father and the school system occurred after physical abuse from 5 faculty members late in my 4th Grade; my parents took the case against the Greene County School Board for a year or two. The board threatened to lock me away in an institution, and my family did not want that, so in September, 1992, my family and I moved to Chesterfield County, while keeping our Ruckersville Home, for better Schooling.|Chris, on Wikipedia, 01 May 2009.}}

In the [[Father Call]], from [[November 2009]], Chris brought up the incident more or less out of nowhere, seemingly as a bid for sympathy.

{{quote|Yeah, well, how about being pinned down by three teachers, a guidance counselor, and an elementary school...prinstapull...and having your screams and cries recorded on audiotape like a torture chamber? ... They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. I even ended up with a rash on my neck from that thing, among other things! And we had to find a school system, they wanted to put me in a mental institution!|Chris, [[Father Call]]}}

One of the [[Common Questions]] Chris answered in the Mailbag in November 2009 asked him to list the 10 worst things that had happened in his life. The elementary-school incident came in at number 10.

{{quote|Being pinned down on the floor by a teacher, two teacher aides, the Guidance Counsoler and the Principal on the floor and having my screams and cries recorded onto audiocassete back in 4th Grade.|It was worse than The Autism, but not as bad as leaving high school.}}

==Chris's other side of the story==
In early 2009, Chris began to reveal another facet to his story, claiming that the principal was a [[pedofork|pedophile]]. He alluded to this element of the story in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|Captain's Log video]] from 21 January 2009, where he hinted that he had uncovered "repressed memories." Chris later went into a bit more detail in [[Mumble 3]].

{{quote|Oh yes. Doctor Johnson of Nathanael Greene Elementary. The principal. He was a h- he was uh, the homo... that pretty much set me against... the homos and further kept me on the straight path.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]].}}

In an IRC chat from around the same time, Chris had more to say about Principal Johnson, as well as his father's campaign against the school board that later ensued.

{{quote|Back in my Green County Days, The Principle of the Nathanel Greene Elemetary School, Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates, but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.|Chris, on IRC, circa 21 January 2009.}}
[[File:Asperchu Principal Parody.JPG|thumb|left|After he told Alec in that phone call, it was parodied in [[Asperchu]]]]

Chris recounted another version of the story in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], when Alec claimed that homosexuals had never done him any harm.

{{quote|I was abused by one! A homosexual principal at my elementary school, slapped me on his lap, said some offensive, said some offensive things to me, and I felt uncomfortable, so I jumped off his lap and hid under his desk.|Chris, setting himself up for another parody.}}

When Alec pressed him to explain what those "offensive things" were, Chris couldn't recall any details. Bear in mind that Chris considers anything offensive if it's something he doesn't want to hear, so Bruce was probably just telling Chris to study harder or behave better or something.

Given the fragmented nature of Chris's accounts, it's not clear whether he believes that the principal's-lap incident and the pinned-down-and-taped incident were directly connected. Certainly it's easy to imagine how they might be linked together: Chris goes to see the principal, he feels threatened, he becomes agitated, then more staff members have to be called in to deal with the problem. Another possibility is that he threw a hissy fit over [[Song of Christian|getting an F on an assignment]] and the situation got out of hand. However, a more complete and reliable version of the story (or stories) has yet to be discovered.

Chris' beliefs that he was molested and that there was a conspiracy to have him institutionalized is most likely inspired by Bob, who has delusions of things like [[Homos|homosexuals]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and [[Michael Snyder]] [[Matthew Noble call|all being in collusion to get Chris kicked out of the]] [[GAMe PLACe]]. Bob's attribution of that incident to an imaginary cabal instead of Chris' behavior also shows a similar pattern of accountability on behalf of the Chandlers.

==Missing details==
Obviously, there are several oddities and inconsistencies in Chris's stories.

*Chris has never clearly explained what triggered these incidents. According to all of his accounts, the school faculty simply assaulted him without provocation, or for lustful or sadistic reasons.
*Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded entirely by people who didn't understand his condition.
*As a rule, elementary school principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior. It's quite likely, however, that Johnson was just trying to comfort Chris, and forgot the rule. After all, even if he was [[pedofork|into little boys]], why would he want to molest ''Chris''?
*On top of that, the odds that an openly gay man would be employed as an educator in the conservative South in the early 1990s are slim to none.

Furthermore, this assumes that Chris's claims of abuse by his principal aren't entirely fabricated to begin with. For starters, his line about "repressed memories" is awfully fishy, and the revelation becomes even more suspect in light of its timing.

Chris first mentioned his recollection of the incident in a video recorded right after his [[IRC (20 January 2009)|20 January 2009 IRC chat]], where [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] accused him of being a closeted homosexual and mocked his irrationally aggressive homophobia. It's quite possible that Chris invented the story about being abused as an excuse to defend his homophobia and a means of further proving his straightness — since he was abused by a gay man, goes Chris's unique version of logic, that means he can't be one himself, and likewise that incident of abuse justifies his irrational hatred of gay people in general.

As for the more thoroughly-documented incident where Chris supposedly had to be subdued, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was difficult for the school's staff to control, and the district sought evidence to prove that Chris needed to be moved out of mainstream schools. Evidence like this could also be used as evidence of parental neglect or incompetence in choosing to avoid the obvious care a child with mental disabilities needs.

==The "institution"==
A critical gap in the story concerns exactly where Chris would have gone if he had been removed from the mainstream school system, as the Nathanael Greene staff proposed. As mentioned above, the psychiatrist who conducted Chris's [[autism papers|psychiatric survey]] in [[2004]] described it as a "special school," but Chris generally refers to it using harsher terms like "institution" or "mental institution," as in the [[Father_Call#Experience_and_respect|Father Call]] and his [[Jackie_e-mails#Chris_got_his_degree_for_Cwcville|e-mails with Jackie]], presumably because his parents have referred to it in such a manner.

One clue appears in the [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_Lies_About_The_Game_Place|Jackie communications]], where Chris calls it "that Winchester Mental Institution." Winchester is a small city in the Shenandoah Valley area of northwestern Virginia, and it's home to the [http://www.grafton.org Grafton School], a well-established school and group home that specializes in, among other things, the education and treatment of young people with autism. Some observers speculate that this may be where Chris would have been sent had his parents not insisted on mainstreaming him.

The reasons why his parents were so adamant to keep him in a "normal" or "mainstream" educational environment aren't hard to guess. Not surprisingly, most of these objections are self-centered and are really about the parents' own feelings, not their child's needs. Like many parents whose children have special needs:

* They may have felt that Chris's need for "special care" would reflect poorly on them as parents.
* They may have assumed that Chris would be stigmatized by being put in a special school.
* They may have assumed that Chris would be limited in future opportunities by being put in a special school.
* They may have feared that a greater financial burden would be imposed by them if Chris was moved to a special school.
* They may have assumed that Chris's problem "wasn't a big deal," while educators who spent most of the day with him saw the reality of the situation.
* They, by Chris's own admission, thought that the school was going to lock Chris up in a padded cell for the rest of his life with no chances to make friends ever.

==The aftermath==
After pulling Chris out of Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was eventually dropped in 1994. In 1992, Chris's family moved him away to the Richmond suburbs in order to keep him in mainstream classrooms, and we now have the Chris we know and love today.

In subsequent years, Chris has taken the notion (which supposedly originates with his father) of an autism-hating homosexual conspiracy to drive him from the school system and inflated it into something even more unlikely. In a [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] he imagines that they are also responsible for forcing him to move away from his high-school friends in Richmond and getting him kicked out of [[The GAMe PLACe]].

The decision to mainstream Chris at all costs is perhaps the most significant turning point in his development. Had he received an education more effectively tailored to his needs and learned more about his condition beyond how to use it as an excuse, he might have become a substantially more well-adjusted adult. Unfortunately, we will never know.

To this day, all of the residents of 14 Branchland Court consider it the wisest decision they have ever made.

==See also==
*[[Bruce Johnson]]

==Sauce==
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==External links==
*[http://greenecounty.va.schoolwebpages.com/education/school/school.php?sectiondetailid=22 School website]

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Bruce Johnson

2010-08-17T00:37:19Z

Iyasaekki:

Dr. '''Bruce Johnson''' was the principal of [[Chris]]'s elementary school and a supposed [[homo]]. [[Bob Chandler]] hated his guts. Chris claims to have hated sitting on his lap, giving him his homophobia. In reality, the Chandler family's conflict with Dr. Johnson was about his desire to send Chris to an institution because of Chris's dangerous behavior.

{{quotebox|The Principle of the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathanel Greene Elemetary School[sic]]], Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates[sic], but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.}}
 

==Debate==

Chris claims that this is the event that caused his family to move to another school; however, Bob Chandler revealed to Emily that they threatened to send Chris to an institution, which is why they moved, and stated in a [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|newspaper article]] in 1993 that "The Greene County School system was not equipped to teach an autistic child."

The validity of this story is questionable.

The most obvious problem is how an openly homosexual man in the conservative fundamentalist [[Wikipedia:Southern United States|South]] would be able to secure a job as principal of a small town elementary school without being lynched. So what's the likelihood of there being ''several'' openly homosexual and lesbian faculty members under the same roof?

Bob, being old fashioned (keyword ''old''), [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijbovskICjk probably still thinks "homosexual" and "pedophile" are interchangeable]. Bob's misattribution of incidents like Chris' [[Matthew Noble call|bannings from the GAMe PLACe]] to homosexuals also suggests he might have been just as delusional or outright lying about the actual events. How an openly homosexual man would even exist (we're assuming they'd get out of Dodge as fast as possible), let alone ''survive'' in the conservative fundamentalist South is an even bigger mystery. Pick the gayest, most faggoty fag you can find on [[Wikipedia:The Castro, San Francisco, California|Castro Street]] and put him in Southern Virginia. He'd be a dead man walking. But we all know how good Chris is at critical thinking. He ''was'' on the [[honor roll]].

While yes, intuition is an underappreciated sense that can tell us many things about another person, like whether they are safe or not, autistics aren't as naturally intuitive as normal kids. Chris obviously has no sense of intuition or inkling of body language. So him getting "bad vibes" was just hindsight bias (and probably some help from Bob and Barb manipulating his memory) as he tries to justify himself.

For argument's sake, let's say that there were homos on the school board. What would they have against the Chandlers? Sure, they're Baptists and against homosexuality, but so is everyone else in the area. Why would they single him out of all the other homophobic families? If anything, they'd assume that Chris was too young and stupid to understand complex matters like sexuality and same-sex relationships, and figure that they could enlighten him. They'd want to ''help'' him, not expel him for his parents' ignorance. Otherwise, that would look ''really'' bad on their part and cause an uproar from the Christian community (read: everyone within a 20 mile radius). The only thing that public school boards can expel kids for expressing (and teachers, for that matter) is outright racism.

His later statements also contradict why he "doesn't like to associate with men". On [[Mumble]], when confronted about how only gays have all female friends (harem anime don't count, they're ''fiction''), he paused, clearly backed into a wall, and whined that he never got the chance to make friends with other guys, despite having ''plenty'' of chances throughout his schooling. This is another instance of him trying to justify himself.

==[[Wikipedia:Captain Underpants|Captain Underpants]]==

Years after Chris left Nathanael Greene, Dr. Johnson finally vindicated Chris's claims by showing the entire world what a sick perv he is:

<blockquote>“Principal Bruce Johnson revealed his shockingly silly alter ego to the students of Stanardsville, Virginia's Nathanael Greene Elementary after they improved their [[Wikipedia:Standardized test|standardized test scores]]. Johnson appeared on the school's roof as Captain Underpants, hero of the popular children's book series. The outfit included a red cape, white undershirt, and large white underpants worn over his clothes. "We'll have to do this every year to get the scores up," Superintendent Ray Dingledine [seriously?] told the ''Daily Progress''. Added Johnson, "They'll laugh at me out here, but when it comes to being in the office, there's no arguing.”<ref>http://books.google.com/books?id=vnLetsZ4l4kC&pg=PA82</ref></blockquote>

Sounds like the best principal ever, to us.

==See Also==
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]

==References==
<references/>

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Random-access humor

2010-05-19T09:20:07Z

Iyasaekki:

: '''random access''' ''n.''
:: 1. ''(computing)'' type of storage access where arbitrary data can be accessed, as opposed to sequential access (q.v.). ''See also'' random access memory.
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' non-sequiturial; lacking any coherence.
: '''humor''' ''n.''
:: 1. Something funny.
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' Something not funny, but which can be made funny through application of random access (q.v.)
[[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu offers some uproarious Random Access Humor]]
'''Random-access humor''' is [[Chris]]'s terminology for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. Normal human beings might describe this as "[[Wikipedia:Non sequitur|non sequitur]]." The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Christian's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random that it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and retards. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Chris's random-access humor can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video.

Ironically enough, Chris's random-access humor is often unoriginal. Jokes are mostly taken from [[Adult Swim]] shows, ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', or even shows like [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|''Ed, Edd n Eddy'']] and [[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|''Samurai Pizza Cats'']], making them completely out of context. This shows that, even when Chris doesn't have to make any sense, he still has a hard time coming up with original material. When Chris ''is'' original, it's mostly in the form of childish rhymes or making word-plays. This is due to Chris being a [[Autism papers|"somewhat concrete"]] thinker, having a tough time understanding abstract concepts (including humor). Because of his linear thinking, he has the tendency to take jokes literally (e.g. Bob told Chris a joke about Obama painting the White House black if he won the 2008 election).

The randomosity is also questionable in that the allegedly random jokes are also frequently repeated; Chris keeps ''re-telling'' the same jokes that weren't funny in the first try. (For example, if you are a confused foreigner who has no idea what "Nantucket" is, ''you will Google it soon.'') Chris has specifically stated he actually [[autism|fears things that are beyond his control]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:DariaCamacho User talk:DariaCamacho]</ref>.

Chris also uses the term "random-access memory", which is basically when he says something completely random without the intent of being funny. Mostly, he uses these when a conversation is going a direction that he doesn't want to and hopes that interjecting this other thought-line will let him not be reminded (if only briefly) of what a failure he is.

{{quote|Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though, most of the time, I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.|[[Father Call|Chris, showing off his mad computer science and neuroscience skills]]}}

==Random ramblings==

In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:

<blockquote>
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Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1|Junkeons]]...

{{quote| -"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from Ed Edd n Eddy episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]</ref>
 -"[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:|Uncle Spunky is a Funky Monkey]]."
 -"[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]."
 -"All aboard, here we go, let's go...somewhere else."
 -"[[CWCFlyingElephants|I once knew a man from Nantucket, and he had on his head a stupid bucket.]]"
 -"I'm gonna call my lawer, his name is Tom Seywer, he has a daughter named Sue, who has been visiting her Uncle Sam for many years. Poor Tom."
 -"I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsvillvania."
 -"Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED." <ref>From the US-dubbed version of Samurai Pizza Cats. Emperor Fred only said his name because he had "had his wisdom teeth removed."</ref>
 -"[[BILLY MAYS|Call 'Right Now']], and [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|we'll send you]] [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|a beautiful girl]] to be your [[Sweetheart]], FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."
 -"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."
 -"Well get out of here. What are you waiting on? I'm gonna chase you outta here."<ref>Originally said by Meatwad; originated from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode [http://athf.frostillusions.net/transcripts/oldrippy.html "Ol' Drippy"]</ref>
 -"You've got a Hippo on your head."
 -"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."
 -"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."<ref name="brak"> From [[Adult Swim|''The Brak Show'']] episode [http://members.fortunecity.com/brakshow/newbrak.html "The New Brak"] </ref>
 -"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."<ref name="brak"/>
 -"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>
 -"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist. <ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS|jerks]]")</ref>"
 -"Is this [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what?"

|Chris-Chan|}}

I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!
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</blockquote>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Punchy]] - A fighting electric hedgehog Pokémon who is implied to be the master of RAH, although, so far, he hasn't shown it.
*[[Monty Python]] - Actual masters of RAH, whom Chris unsuccessfully tried to emulate.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]
*[[Christian's Sex Joke]] - A staple of Chris's repertoire.

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Laughs Under Lucricities

2010-05-19T09:10:59Z

Iyasaekki:

{{Quote| ... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE|Chris-Chan, graciously translating his own disorientating [[Autism|spacker-speak]] for [[Kathleen]].}}

'''Laughs Under Lucricities''', also referred to as '''Laughs Under Lucrativeness''' and '''Laughs Under Lucridicites''', is a [[Wikipedia:backronym|backronym]] that [[Chris]] coined for the ubiquitous internet slang "[[Wiktionary:lulz|lulz]]." Broadly, Laughs Under Lucricities refers to any humor generated at Chris's expense and therefore completely reprehensible as far as the latter is concerned.

The term is a prime example of just how tenuous a grasp Chris has over the [[English language]], given that even if "lucricities" were a word, the phrase would still make little sense in isolation.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref><ref>[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]]</ref> Besides, it's inaccurate, as [[trolls]] don't actually make money on their schemes, unless they're lucky enough to get Cosimo di Medici to sponsor them. Nonetheless, given the context in which it was used (see above quote) and Chris's considerable history of suffering at the hands of the internet, the meaning of this garbled [[CWC-ism]] rings surprisingly clear.

A related term is "lucrid", a word Chris has used variously,<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]] and [[Mailbag 48]]</ref> despite that fact that it is nowhere to be found in any formal dictionary. It is seemingly a combination of "lurid" and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more like the result of a head-on collision of the English language. Its application suggests that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|mistakenly]] uses it in place of the word "lewd," or more likely "lurid," or similar term of contempt.

==See also==
*[[Chris and English]]

==References==
<references/>

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Laughs Under Lucricities

2010-05-19T09:10:06Z

Iyasaekki:

{{Quote| ... your bully of a boyfriend is the Original Author of the "Chris-chan" page that was put up there for the "LULZ", "Laughs Under Lucricities". Which I don't have to tell you is not only mean and cruel, the page is HORRIBLE|Chris-Chan, graciously translating his own disorientating [[Autism|spacker-speak]] for [[Kathleen]].}}

'''Laughs Under Lucricities''', also referred to as '''Laughs Under Lucrativeness''' and '''Laughs Under Lucridicites''', is a [[Wikipedia:backronym|backronym]] that [[Chris]] coined for the ubiquitous internet slang "[[Wiktionary:lulz|lulz]]." Broadly, Laughs Under Lucricities refers to any humor generated at Chris's expense and therefore completely reprehensible as far as the latter is concerned.

The term is a prime example of just how tenuous a grasp Chris has over the [[English language]], given that even if "lucricities" were a word, the phrase would still make little sense in isolation.<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]</ref><ref>[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]]</ref> Besides, it's inaccurate, as [[trolls]] don't actually make money on their schemes, unless they're lucky enough to get Cosimo di Medici to sponsor them. Nonetheless, given the context in which it was used (see above quote) and Chris's considerable history of suffering at the hands of the internet, the meaning of this garbled [[CWC-ism]] rings surprisingly clear.

A related term is "lucrid", a word Chris has used variously,<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]] and [[Mailbag 48]]</ref> despite that fact that it is nowhere to be found in any formal dictionary. It is seemingly a combination of "lurid" and "ludicrous" but falls short of being a portmanteau and is more of the result of a head-on collision of the English language. Its application suggests that Chris [[slow-in-the-minds|mistakenly]] uses it in place of the word "lewd," or more likely "lurid," or similar term of contempt.

==See also==
*[[Chris and English]]

==References==
<references/>

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