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Talk:August 2010

2010-08-07T15:51:14Z

J0haely:

<blockquote>
Chris is seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.
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What's creepy about loving your mother, bro? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 08:39, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:It's how it sound. saying "I love you Mom" is not very creepy and actually endearing. Saying "I love you Mother" sounds like either Chris is a robot or has lost attachment with humanity.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 08:51, 7 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:SeventhBase

2010-08-06T04:36:45Z

J0haely: /* Hi */

{{Welcome|CrassCrab}}[[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 18:11, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== Yo. ==

I'm in your userpage, liking your edits. Good job. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:22, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sure. ==
I'll put the shoops up again. Do you have a preference for any specific filesharing service or not? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:47, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Since you asked for it, here's the link: http://rapidshare.com/files/408070906/Storyboard_Collection_1.zip The file is quite big though, my apologies. It'll go up on the yt vid page shortly. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 23:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Some of your writing ==
"He wants to identify as a woman attracted to women despite being sexed male."
An interesting thought, but I struggle to find it really convincing yet. I find it easy to think of Chris as having poor concept of gender distinction. Do we know if Bob was ever working during Chris' childhood? It does sound from some of the articles as if Bob has always been retired, but it is difficult to tell. Chris has never had the classic, cliche "Man is the breadwinner while woman minds the home". If the house is any example, Barbara is horrible at looking after the home, and Bob has just enough old school in him to view the housework as the 'womans duty'. Chris' entire knowledge of what makes up man and woman is "Men are mean to me" (Bob has no hesitation to talk down to him, and I imagine he was bullied in school by physically superior male students), and "Women look after me" (his 'gal pals' and his coddling mother). I have little difficulty in imagining Chris views women as the better gender than men, and Chris is always willing to be on the winning side.

Also: "This, of course, implies that Chris interacts with the characters on a daily basis and is constantly in contact with them. One could only shudder at the manchild speaking into thin air, asking an invisible Sonichu how his family is doing."
Honestly while I find that image hilarious, I find it easier to believe that it's more of an escapism dream-world than Chris picking up his mobile and thinking it's Sonichu on the other end. The city of Cwcville is his perfect little escapism from his real life, it's a place where he is in control, where he wins, where he is loved. Hell, one of the reasons he probably thinks of himself as so kind is the fact that he matches everyone up perfectly in Cwcville so they all get to go home and have sex.

The reason this is important is because in the face of so much evidence to the contrary, not even Chris can believe he is in control of the real world. So when faced with situations like "No Chris, you can't keep my character, I'm taking her back", he will claim that in his world she doesn't want to leave.

Of course, this then goes into somewhat more concerning issues, like the idea that to Chris, other people are potentially as 'real' as cartoon characters. That could be because he has little ability to distinguish between fact and fiction, it could be because he views cartoon characters as things that must be real because they walk and talk (and apparently to him his drawings are photo-real), or even because he has so little ability to empathise with real people, they're as fake as cartoon characters appear to be.
--[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

:You may have a point on the Simonla issue. If we're to take the simplest explanation (Chris is a selfish liar), it's probably another spur-of-the moment excuse to Evan, worded poorly because he assumes the latter is as childish/retarded as he is and will buy the argument. On the other hand, Chris has demonstrated repeated behavior showing that he believes his fantasy world is real. Also unaddressed is how Chris is not quite aware that he is the mouthpiece for his creations. By saying "Sonichu and Rosechu can go justify themselves", Chris demonstrates that he thinks that without the intervening factor of himself, his creations will go tell off Clyde and Miyamoto-sama.
:This goes beyond pure escapism, where CWCville is a place where he is in control of everything; this goes to show you that he feels CWCville and its related denizens are not only completely autonomous and able to interact with the outside world, but subject to the alterations and damages of others. Which is why feels he must "correct" the others' actions that threaten his idyllic paradise. It's not simply a matter of "fuck you trolls, I'll just act as if did nothing to CWCville," he has to rectify these slanderous mockeries in his pages, and additionally assure his readers (read: himself) that no major damage was done.
:The other point of "other people as real as cartoons" brings us right back to his sociopathy. Other people are merely as cartoon characters to be manipulated in the grand narrative of Chris's life. As [[Excel Saga|Great Director Chandler]], he believes other people will bend to his desires solely due to that "fact". He not only wants CWCville under his control, but also the real world. This squares nicely with his fear of losing control.
:One more revealing thing: Chris confessed in the comic pages that in high school, he would read R.L. Stine novels and imagine Sonic characters to be in their place. (This was probably well before Sonic degenerated into a recolor shitfest.) This shows that he can't even relate to ''fantasy'' humans on the account of being human (and not his own creation), and must imagine them as cartoon furries. (This might also explain why in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], he and Ivy fucking in their Chu forms... as well why he imagined himself in his Chu form in his own sexual fantasies with some other woman he was cybering that I can't name at the moment.) Coupled with his (possibly feigned possibly genuine) concern for the welfare of Asperchu ("He won't like having da Assburgers!) and Wild ("He'll be left all by his lonsome without Simonla!"), this shows that Chris is capable of empathy - for anthropomorphic cartoon characters, not humans. Or then again, maybe not: He might just be confusing his own selfish desires for concern for these furry creatures, like he does with real people all the time. That might explain the Simonla/Wild thing, which amounts to a control issue, but not the Asperchu/Mitch thing.
:Again, nothing really that new, just more evidence for your thesis. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:46, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

==Awesome==
You are this. Can I help you in any way? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:24, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
:Message received and understood. I speak Japanese (poorly); I will take a stab at Liquid's response. I didn't realize it hadn't been translated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:25, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

==Hi==
I saw what you wrote in my talk page. If you want the images i can give a link for a zip file where i have them saved. Sorry i didn't do anything and i feel very flaterred you liked my drawings.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:28, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
*Could you give me an e-mail to which i could send it to you? <s>Also the project isn't really dead, its just (hopefully) in hiatus.</s> Just been told by the others, its completely dead. seams the others also lost any motivation too.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:47, 5 August 2010 (PDT)
** OK :) Just tell me when.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:53, 5 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:SeventhBase

2010-08-06T03:53:35Z

J0haely: /* Hi */

{{Welcome|CrassCrab}}[[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 18:11, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== Yo. ==

I'm in your userpage, liking your edits. Good job. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:22, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sure. ==
I'll put the shoops up again. Do you have a preference for any specific filesharing service or not? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:47, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Since you asked for it, here's the link: http://rapidshare.com/files/408070906/Storyboard_Collection_1.zip The file is quite big though, my apologies. It'll go up on the yt vid page shortly. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 23:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Some of your writing ==
"He wants to identify as a woman attracted to women despite being sexed male."
An interesting thought, but I struggle to find it really convincing yet. I find it easy to think of Chris as having poor concept of gender distinction. Do we know if Bob was ever working during Chris' childhood? It does sound from some of the articles as if Bob has always been retired, but it is difficult to tell. Chris has never had the classic, cliche "Man is the breadwinner while woman minds the home". If the house is any example, Barbara is horrible at looking after the home, and Bob has just enough old school in him to view the housework as the 'womans duty'. Chris' entire knowledge of what makes up man and woman is "Men are mean to me" (Bob has no hesitation to talk down to him, and I imagine he was bullied in school by physically superior male students), and "Women look after me" (his 'gal pals' and his coddling mother). I have little difficulty in imagining Chris views women as the better gender than men, and Chris is always willing to be on the winning side.

Also: "This, of course, implies that Chris interacts with the characters on a daily basis and is constantly in contact with them. One could only shudder at the manchild speaking into thin air, asking an invisible Sonichu how his family is doing."
Honestly while I find that image hilarious, I find it easier to believe that it's more of an escapism dream-world than Chris picking up his mobile and thinking it's Sonichu on the other end. The city of Cwcville is his perfect little escapism from his real life, it's a place where he is in control, where he wins, where he is loved. Hell, one of the reasons he probably thinks of himself as so kind is the fact that he matches everyone up perfectly in Cwcville so they all get to go home and have sex.

The reason this is important is because in the face of so much evidence to the contrary, not even Chris can believe he is in control of the real world. So when faced with situations like "No Chris, you can't keep my character, I'm taking her back", he will claim that in his world she doesn't want to leave.

Of course, this then goes into somewhat more concerning issues, like the idea that to Chris, other people are potentially as 'real' as cartoon characters. That could be because he has little ability to distinguish between fact and fiction, it could be because he views cartoon characters as things that must be real because they walk and talk (and apparently to him his drawings are photo-real), or even because he has so little ability to empathise with real people, they're as fake as cartoon characters appear to be.
--[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

:You may have a point on the Simonla issue. If we're to take the simplest explanation (Chris is a selfish liar), it's probably another spur-of-the moment excuse to Evan, worded poorly because he assumes the latter is as childish/retarded as he is and will buy the argument. On the other hand, Chris has demonstrated repeated behavior showing that he believes his fantasy world is real. Also unaddressed is how Chris is not quite aware that he is the mouthpiece for his creations. By saying "Sonichu and Rosechu can go justify themselves", Chris demonstrates that he thinks that without the intervening factor of himself, his creations will go tell off Clyde and Miyamoto-sama.
:This goes beyond pure escapism, where CWCville is a place where he is in control of everything; this goes to show you that he feels CWCville and its related denizens are not only completely autonomous and able to interact with the outside world, but subject to the alterations and damages of others. Which is why feels he must "correct" the others' actions that threaten his idyllic paradise. It's not simply a matter of "fuck you trolls, I'll just act as if did nothing to CWCville," he has to rectify these slanderous mockeries in his pages, and additionally assure his readers (read: himself) that no major damage was done.
:The other point of "other people as real as cartoons" brings us right back to his sociopathy. Other people are merely as cartoon characters to be manipulated in the grand narrative of Chris's life. As [[Excel Saga|Great Director Chandler]], he believes other people will bend to his desires solely due to that "fact". He not only wants CWCville under his control, but also the real world. This squares nicely with his fear of losing control.
:One more revealing thing: Chris confessed in the comic pages that in high school, he would read R.L. Stine novels and imagine Sonic characters to be in their place. (This was probably well before Sonic degenerated into a recolor shitfest.) This shows that he can't even relate to ''fantasy'' humans on the account of being human (and not his own creation), and must imagine them as cartoon furries. (This might also explain why in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], he and Ivy fucking in their Chu forms... as well why he imagined himself in his Chu form in his own sexual fantasies with some other woman he was cybering that I can't name at the moment.) Coupled with his (possibly feigned possibly genuine) concern for the welfare of Asperchu ("He won't like having da Assburgers!) and Wild ("He'll be left all by his lonsome without Simonla!"), this shows that Chris is capable of empathy - for anthropomorphic cartoon characters, not humans. Or then again, maybe not: He might just be confusing his own selfish desires for concern for these furry creatures, like he does with real people all the time. That might explain the Simonla/Wild thing, which amounts to a control issue, but not the Asperchu/Mitch thing.
:Again, nothing really that new, just more evidence for your thesis. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:46, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

==Awesome==
You are this. Can I help you in any way? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:24, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
:Message received and understood. I speak Japanese (poorly); I will take a stab at Liquid's response. I didn't realize it hadn't been translated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:25, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

==Hi==
I saw what you wrote in my talk page. If you want the images i can give a link for a zip file where i have them saved. Sorry i didn't do anything and i feel very flaterred you liked my drawings.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:28, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
*Could you give me an e-mail to which i could send it to you? Also the project isn't really dead, its just (hopefully) in hiatus.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:47, 5 August 2010 (PDT)
** OK :) Just tell me when.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:53, 5 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:SeventhBase

2010-08-06T03:47:13Z

J0haely: /* Hi */

{{Welcome|CrassCrab}}[[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 18:11, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== Yo. ==

I'm in your userpage, liking your edits. Good job. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:22, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sure. ==
I'll put the shoops up again. Do you have a preference for any specific filesharing service or not? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 20:47, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Since you asked for it, here's the link: http://rapidshare.com/files/408070906/Storyboard_Collection_1.zip The file is quite big though, my apologies. It'll go up on the yt vid page shortly. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 23:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== Some of your writing ==
"He wants to identify as a woman attracted to women despite being sexed male."
An interesting thought, but I struggle to find it really convincing yet. I find it easy to think of Chris as having poor concept of gender distinction. Do we know if Bob was ever working during Chris' childhood? It does sound from some of the articles as if Bob has always been retired, but it is difficult to tell. Chris has never had the classic, cliche "Man is the breadwinner while woman minds the home". If the house is any example, Barbara is horrible at looking after the home, and Bob has just enough old school in him to view the housework as the 'womans duty'. Chris' entire knowledge of what makes up man and woman is "Men are mean to me" (Bob has no hesitation to talk down to him, and I imagine he was bullied in school by physically superior male students), and "Women look after me" (his 'gal pals' and his coddling mother). I have little difficulty in imagining Chris views women as the better gender than men, and Chris is always willing to be on the winning side.

Also: "This, of course, implies that Chris interacts with the characters on a daily basis and is constantly in contact with them. One could only shudder at the manchild speaking into thin air, asking an invisible Sonichu how his family is doing."
Honestly while I find that image hilarious, I find it easier to believe that it's more of an escapism dream-world than Chris picking up his mobile and thinking it's Sonichu on the other end. The city of Cwcville is his perfect little escapism from his real life, it's a place where he is in control, where he wins, where he is loved. Hell, one of the reasons he probably thinks of himself as so kind is the fact that he matches everyone up perfectly in Cwcville so they all get to go home and have sex.

The reason this is important is because in the face of so much evidence to the contrary, not even Chris can believe he is in control of the real world. So when faced with situations like "No Chris, you can't keep my character, I'm taking her back", he will claim that in his world she doesn't want to leave.

Of course, this then goes into somewhat more concerning issues, like the idea that to Chris, other people are potentially as 'real' as cartoon characters. That could be because he has little ability to distinguish between fact and fiction, it could be because he views cartoon characters as things that must be real because they walk and talk (and apparently to him his drawings are photo-real), or even because he has so little ability to empathise with real people, they're as fake as cartoon characters appear to be.
--[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 12:19, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

:You may have a point on the Simonla issue. If we're to take the simplest explanation (Chris is a selfish liar), it's probably another spur-of-the moment excuse to Evan, worded poorly because he assumes the latter is as childish/retarded as he is and will buy the argument. On the other hand, Chris has demonstrated repeated behavior showing that he believes his fantasy world is real. Also unaddressed is how Chris is not quite aware that he is the mouthpiece for his creations. By saying "Sonichu and Rosechu can go justify themselves", Chris demonstrates that he thinks that without the intervening factor of himself, his creations will go tell off Clyde and Miyamoto-sama.
:This goes beyond pure escapism, where CWCville is a place where he is in control of everything; this goes to show you that he feels CWCville and its related denizens are not only completely autonomous and able to interact with the outside world, but subject to the alterations and damages of others. Which is why feels he must "correct" the others' actions that threaten his idyllic paradise. It's not simply a matter of "fuck you trolls, I'll just act as if did nothing to CWCville," he has to rectify these slanderous mockeries in his pages, and additionally assure his readers (read: himself) that no major damage was done.
:The other point of "other people as real as cartoons" brings us right back to his sociopathy. Other people are merely as cartoon characters to be manipulated in the grand narrative of Chris's life. As [[Excel Saga|Great Director Chandler]], he believes other people will bend to his desires solely due to that "fact". He not only wants CWCville under his control, but also the real world. This squares nicely with his fear of losing control.
:One more revealing thing: Chris confessed in the comic pages that in high school, he would read R.L. Stine novels and imagine Sonic characters to be in their place. (This was probably well before Sonic degenerated into a recolor shitfest.) This shows that he can't even relate to ''fantasy'' humans on the account of being human (and not his own creation), and must imagine them as cartoon furries. (This might also explain why in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], he and Ivy fucking in their Chu forms... as well why he imagined himself in his Chu form in his own sexual fantasies with some other woman he was cybering that I can't name at the moment.) Coupled with his (possibly feigned possibly genuine) concern for the welfare of Asperchu ("He won't like having da Assburgers!) and Wild ("He'll be left all by his lonsome without Simonla!"), this shows that Chris is capable of empathy - for anthropomorphic cartoon characters, not humans. Or then again, maybe not: He might just be confusing his own selfish desires for concern for these furry creatures, like he does with real people all the time. That might explain the Simonla/Wild thing, which amounts to a control issue, but not the Asperchu/Mitch thing.
:Again, nothing really that new, just more evidence for your thesis. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:46, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

==Awesome==
You are this. Can I help you in any way? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:24, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
:Message received and understood. I speak Japanese (poorly); I will take a stab at Liquid's response. I didn't realize it hadn't been translated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:25, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

==Hi==
I saw what you wrote in my talk page. If you want the images i can give a link for a zip file where i have them saved. Sorry i didn't do anything and i feel very flaterred you liked my drawings.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:28, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
*Could you give me an e-mail to which i could send it to you? Also the project isn't really dead, its just (hopefully) in hiatus.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:47, 5 August 2010 (PDT)

User talk:SeventhBase

2010-08-03T11:28:37Z

J0haely:

Sonee & Rosey

2010-07-10T08:49:49Z

J0haely: /* Galleree */

[[Image:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|thumb|A '''Sonee''' and a '''Rosey'''. Note that Rosey's looking lustfully at Sonee. [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Seriously]].]]

'''Sonees''' and '''Roseys''' are the pre-evolutionary forms of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]. Their colors usually correspond to their type. Most [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] in the comic started out as eggs that fell out of a [[homos|rainbow]] and hatched as Sonees and Roseys.

Technically, baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] never could have existed because they were transformed directly from a Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu, their pre-evolved form. It's also unconfirmed whether or not the ''[[Hanky-panky|miracle of birth]]'' provides Sonichu offspring with their shoes, bows, and skirts shown. None of the [[Chaotic Combo]], or [[Silvana]], correspond to the "Original Sonee and Rosey", but rather to the prismatic range of the [[Rainbow]]. There's also a continuity in the attire with the "Sonichu/Rosechu" species; "Sonees" are stark-naked with shoes while "Roseys" are wearing dresses. This might be a link with their [[Homos|sexuality]] but Chris, their grandfather, is [[Mailbag 19|unclear on the subject]].

Although Chris has stated that he finds them cute, most ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Trolls|readers]] reacted in disgust when first confronted with these hideously repulsive creatures, and a large consensus has agreed that they are some of the most aggravating characters, their lack of comprehensible (relatively speaking; most Sonichu dialogue is at least in something that resembles [[English]]) speech being a major cause of anger. Their physical appearance is also a source of much disgust, as it is an overload of conventionally "cute" characteristics, done horribly wrong. They look like they're trying too hard to be cute, and it is sickening. [[User:Alcoholic Legend|One fan]], so aggravated and repulsed by these creatures, went as far as writing a [[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure|story]] where YOU, the reader, can murder these monstrosities.

The appearance by [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] in [[A Sonichu Day]] is a particularly grating one, as Chris gives them some of the most retarded dialogue he has ever given, in a despicably twee voice. Their appearance in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], where he uses them to represent younger versions of himself and [[Sarah Hammer]], is also horrific when you realize just how contrived and passive-aggressive it all is.

__NOTOC__
{{clear}}

==Sonee==
{{quote|Sonee is the pre-evolved form of sonichu. He is known to have a lot of [[spunk]] and speed. This cute pokemon packs a lot of [[sex|action]].|Sonee ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' card[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]. He has a lot of spunk and speed, and is quite "cute". He is apparently born with shoes on. Like most other Pokemon, they can only speak gibberish.

==Rosey==
[[Image:SchuComic4Page4.jpg|thumb|The birth of a '''Rosey''' [[Bubbles]], sans skirt.]]

{{quote|Rosey is the pre-evolved form of rosechu. Her [[Pickle|cuteness]] always gets the [[Pedofork|awe of her enemies]]. When she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute.|[[:Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|Rosey Animal Crossing card]]}}

The pre-evolved form of [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. According to Chris her so called "cuteness" always gets the awe of her enemies, and when she falls, her skirt acts as a parachute. This last feat is physically impossible, but never mind ''that'', because it offers an [[Pedofork|opportunity]] for panty-shots, that is if they had any, which in fact makes it even worse. It is unclear if Rosey is born with her skirt on, or if it is purchased separately. The Rosey form of [[Bubbles]], for instance (see right), was never born with a skirt.

==Biologee==
An examination of the birthdates of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] reveals that Rosechus have a gestation period of less than three months. This amount of time would for a normal creature be insufficient for healthy development, which possibly explains why Sonees and Roseys appear [[retarded]] and half-[[Yawning Squirtle|baked all the time]].

However, Sonees and Rosees seem to vary a lot in intelligence. As infants, the Chaotic Combo could only say their own names (which is supposed to be [[Things Chris has ripped off|how Pokemon communicate]]). And the "Original" Sonee and Rosey can only say Goo-Goo, suggesting they start with even less intelligence. However, the Sonichu Children are capable of speaking in complete (albeit mangled) sentences. Hell, Sandy was able to talk right after she was born! This discrepancy in intelligence has been addressed in [[Mailbag 23]] in which Chris states that [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cerah, Christine and Robbie]] learned English from their parents and that the Chaotic combo didn't have English speaking guardians, which is a [[lie]] as [[Bubbles]] started speaking English while trying to rescue her mother and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] didn't even have any human guardians. This still doesn't address why Sandy could speak right after being born. Regardless of this, they are all still of inferior intelligence.

It is also worth noting that Sonees and Roseys do not wear the white gloves that Sonichu and Rosechu wear at all times; acquiring the gloves is likely a rite-of-passage. Disturbingly, Sonees and Roseys have rounded stumps rather than hands which gives them the appearance of Thalidomide babies, but knowing Chris, he probably ripped them off from the creatures from the ''Sonic'' games known as Chao.

There's also the strong possibility that Sonichu and Rosechu's children are not representative of the typical Sonee & Rosey Poke-type. In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] went from hatching from an egg to her mature form and the intellectual skills of a fourth grader inside of a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_86 single week!] This leaves us to formulate the hypothesis that Sonichu's children are kinda [[retarded|slower than the average]] to evolve in their adult form. Another possibility is that Sandy evolved rapidly because her [[Wild Sonichu|father]] [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|lavished attention on her]], while Cera, Christine and Robbie are left with [[Heather Iglesias|the nanny]] while their parents are forced to fulfill the wishes of [[Christian Weston Chandler|a deranged tyrant]].

==Galleree==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:164-ACSonee.jpg|JESUS CHIRST IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAR!
Image:165-ACSoneeBck.jpg
Image:166-SoneeCard.jpg
Image:231-ACRosey.jpg|[[Pedofork|Notice how Chris draws Rosey with a skirt, but no top...]]
Image:232-ACRoseyBck.jpg|[[Pedofork|The card pretty much speaks for itself.]]
Image:233-RoseyCard.jpg
Image:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg
Image:Demonicrobbie.jpg|[[Audiobooks|GOD DAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE]]
Image:Morechristmasshit.jpg|[[The Creepy Stare|This image will haunt your soul]].
Image:Gwandpawuvshisgwandchildren.jpg|Gwandpa Chwis wuvs his gwandchildren.
Image:LOLRape.jpg|Chris spends some quality time with his grandkids.
Image:FeedingTime.jpg|A baby Sonee & a baby Rosey feeding off Chris's [[duck]] milk.
Image:Bizarro Chris Sonichu's Offspring.jpg|Bizarro Chris
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[Sonichu (species)]]
*[[Rosechu (species)]]
*[[Metonic]]
*[[Vamprosa]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"|Sonichu 3 Ep.10]], the first episode to feature Sonees and Roseys, to the chagrin of Sonichu [[Trolls|fans]].
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]
*[[Fan:A Very Sonichu Adventure|A Very Sonichu Adventure]]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Characters]]

User talk:Lime

2010-07-10T04:39:21Z

J0haely: /* GJ */

==You're a jerkop now==
Cogs has entrusted in you the powers of being a [[Jerkop]], banning vandals from our region. You'll be able to rollback pages, move, ban, and delete pages. I trust that you use these powers for good, not evil, mostly to prevent vandals from vandalizing shit.

Godspeed to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 25 September 2009 (CEST)

==Lurk moar==
No offense but most of your questions have been answered before.

''11) When and where did you get the inspiration for Sonichu?''

There was a CD project he wanted to do, but he couldn't use copyrighted characters. So he decided to combine two copyrighted characters into his own character - Sonichu. And since he put a "c" in a circle, it was his "so there." See the DVD slide show.

''15) Have you ever considered moving out of your parents' home and getting your own?''

No, because it'd be too expensive for him to live on his own.

''17) Do you realize that you'll never be able to profit off of Sonichu, as he is a copyright infringement? (I'm sure Nintendo and Sega wouldn't be too happy...)''

HE IS NOT INFRINGEMENT, HE IS PARODY THEREFORE LEGAL. [[Jay Z]] said so.

''19) If the dildos and anal beads you had were free, why didn't you sell them or give them away instead of keeping and using them?''

He was going to give them to his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart.

''22) After all the failed attempts of getting a "boy-friend free girl", do you think you'll ever get a girlfriend?''

Of course - God and Jesus spoke to Chris unto a dream that he shall have a true sweetheart and so he will get one eventually.

''23) Have you spoken to Megan lately?''

No, he hasn't.

''24) Why was there an XXX section on your website?''

[[Trolls|Fans]] requested it. Also to "protest the slander" from the [[ED]] page.

''27) Why do you want a daughter named Crystal?''

Because that was the name of the dream.

''28) Why did you upload your own pictures onto ED if you hate the website so much?''

To counter the negativity from the site and replace it with positive images of TRUE and HONEST women with God given vaginas, uteruses, and pairs of ovaries.

''30) What kind of music do you like?''
Most any kind, especially old music (Frank Sinatra and the like).

Frankly, some of this stuff should be elaborated on in CWCki as these are things that Chris has discussed before either directly or indirectly, as are your other questions. I think there should be an FAQ of sorts that's like a condensed guide.

Really though, since you're a n00b, join the [[PVCC]] forum, lurk in #sonichu, read all the comics, watch the DVD bits, read all the old chatlogs, etc. Yes, it's sad to spend that much time on a manchild but your questions will all be answered and you'll want to see how far the rabbit hole goes. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:23, 5 March 2009 (CET)

== Narrators ==

I'm not the new one, I was a minor one, lol. See the Examining Sonichu and Rosechu audiobook. [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Shiny]] 02:40, 12 March 2009 (CET)
:It's alright! No worries. [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Shiny]] 03:08, 12 March 2009 (CET)

== Yo ==

We should totally have our own Jerkop-award thing. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 14:15, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
*Then make one, ya goofs :p. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:17, 26 September 2009 (CEST)

== Your Sig ==
I'm in the process of switching all non-animated .gifs over to .pngs to save space. It seems your sig uses Image:Madotsuki.gif
Please point your sig towards Image:Madotsuki.png so nothing gets broken in the cleanup process. :) --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 06:39, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

== OTP ==

THE ONE TRUE PAIRING TO END ALL ONE TRUE PAIRINGS!
COGSDEV AND LIME!
That's all. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:13, 4 December 2009 (CET)

== Contact me ASAP ==

This is URGENT Jerkop business. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Halo Shield Icons ==

As the uploader of these Award Templates, I can say you've easily earned the [[Template:Hero|Heroic]] Award. You've contributed a lot to the CWCki and you're a Jerkop to boot. : ) Still, whatever you feel like is good. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 02:46, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== User Template Categories ==

I propose that the categories for userbox templates should probably lose the "List of" prefix, to save valuable space at the foot of user pages and because the sheer fact that they are categories implies they are lists. idk - but I think it would improve the userbox experience. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:14, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Sure - I guess you can "move" the category pages? I forget whether that was ever properly implemented in to MediaWiki, I assume it was. I can start editing templates. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:25, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:As a second thought, do we want to take this opportunity to separate awards from just standard userboxes - or are we happy with them all being filed as awards? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:26, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think that's all of the templates changed and categories remade. Just need the old categories deleted nao. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:07, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== You are awesome ==

Your work in saving the Sonichu TV Tropes article has NOT gone unnoticed. You are good people. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:43, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:Ronichu beat me to it.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:53, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== I am sad ==

*sadface* --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 20:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:*poutyface* --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 21:09, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== GJ ==

Thanks for blocking that niggomalema guy. He was really annoying me.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:29, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
I second the sentiment. Thank you very much.--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:39, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, if this is where we're praising Lime, I just wanna say great job on the favorite troll userboxes! Now I can show the rest of the CWCki how much I admire Vivian Gee. --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 04:18, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-09T16:49:45Z

J0haely: /* IBA fucking geneva */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

'''Archive:''' [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1|1]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2|2]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3|3]]
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4|4]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5|5]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6|6]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7|7]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 8|8]]

== Since I've been gone ==

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==Long time, no see==

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Times Square Billboard Images ==

Where on the cwcki can I view them?
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Ok... ==
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Contact Info ==
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==I MAD==

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==

When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==

Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== Attention all jerkops ==

Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== changes i'd like to see ==

so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== MIA Asperpedian ==

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==

Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== IBA fucking geneva ==

Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Account list:
*IBAgeneva (banned)
*JerryMathers (banned)
*Goyslayer (banned)
*Juanbrujo (banned)
*Pfaggot (banned)
*Herpdederp (banned)
*Derpaherp (banned)
*Greatjollynegro (banned)
*Uhuru (banned)
*Meenween (banned)
*Mrjoo (banned)
*Lawltiger (banned)
*Pewbmonster (banned)
*Niggomalema (banned)
*Mrpillow (banned)
*Farklesparkle (banned)
*Jammastercoon (banned)
*Travislikesbeer (banned)
*CountCockula (banned)
*Lightsideblue (banned)
*BEEEEES (banned)
*Rapeanator (banned)
*Loldongs (banned)
*Thoumad (banned)
*Spocker (banned)
TOTAL: 25
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

that's funny, i don't remember giving j0haely or kei any mod priveleges. maybe they should fuck off --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:Congratulations, this is the CWCki staff, a bunch of angsty thirteen year old boys. No wonder this site can't get it's shit together. Some stupid shit happens and all you can do when the mods are afk or just idle, which is most of the time, is have your userbase make empty, childish threats. Why should anyone take this shit seriously anymore? This is all one big joke. It's like this site is run by the New*Furry*Military. --[[User:Spocker|Spocker]] 15:33, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Enjoy your ban. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:42, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Enjoying every minute of it. --[[User:Dangerman|Dangerman]] 15:59, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Then why do you keep coming back? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
: I never mentioned i had mod priviledges. i just find this petty bullshit annoying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:49, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

It's always good to see another /cwc/ guy on, keeping it interesting. I think everyone (well, save for cogs) is taking this dude a bit too seriously. He's just fucking around, not even really vandalizing. Chill, niggers. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:I love a good game of "Whack-A-Mole". Quite relaxing. Looks like I have a partner for the next few days. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

I wouldn't take it so seriously, but it's like having to put up with a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum. It's pretty obnoxious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:41, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

== Game Place page vandalism ==

Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*** I support establishing a lock. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
**** Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:56, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
***** Lock that shit down.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
****** Plug that bitch with a maximum security vault door. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 06:02, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
******* Don't forget the cement--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

== CWC Sighting ==

I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.

I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.

At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

:::Woah, I think we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. I'd really, really like to believe this. The thought of chris throwing a note with "Want to fuck? Y/N" (or something similiar) is hilarious, and I'm not trying to call Danny a liar. But with any sort of proof... It's a bit hard to take on face value. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 14:07, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

:::: Wait, he's throwing rocks with messages attached to them to try to pick up women? It wouldn't surprise me, but I need more proof of this. This could be a bold new step in Chris's attraction sign usage (one that could actually injure someone). Are there any family photo albums of Mcintire park on July 4th? maybe we could find a picture of him in the crowd --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:12, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-09T03:45:05Z

J0haely: /* IBA fucking geneva */

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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

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== Since I've been gone ==

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==Long time, no see==

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Times Square Billboard Images ==

Where on the cwcki can I view them?
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Ok... ==
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Contact Info ==
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==I MAD==

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==

When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==

Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== Attention all jerkops ==

Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== changes i'd like to see ==

so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== MIA Asperpedian ==

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==

Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== IBA fucking geneva ==

Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Account list:
*IBAgeneva (banned)
*JerryMathers (banned)
*Goyslayer (banned)
*Juanbrujo (banned)
*Pfaggot (banned)
*Herpdederp (banned)
*Derpaherp (banned)
*Greatjollynegro (banned)
*Uhuru (banned)
*Meenween (banned)
*Mrjoo (banned)
*Lawltiger (banned)
*Pewbmonster (banned)
*Niggomalema (banned)
*Mrpillow (banned)
*Farklesparkle (banned)
*Jammastercoon (banned)
*Travislikesbeer (banned)
*CountCockula (banned)
*Lightsideblue (banned)
*BEEEEES (banned)
*Rapeanator (banned)
*Loldongs (banned)
*Thoumad (banned)
TOTAL: 24
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded. Maybe the category page shoud just say this person is a faggot.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Game Place page vandalism ==

Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

== CWC Sighting ==

I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.

I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.

At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-09T03:44:13Z

J0haely: /* IBA fucking geneva */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

'''Archive:''' [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1|1]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2|2]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3|3]]
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4|4]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5|5]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6|6]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7|7]] [[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 8|8]]

== Since I've been gone ==

I was in the hospital for a few days and apparently, shit came up. Looks like shit was settled though...or was it? Your thoughts, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Define "shit" Champ. Shit as in Chris's madness on flipnote, shit as in the Asperpedia hack, or shit as in Alex being a retard? In any case, nothing was settled. At all. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:50, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mostly agree; Chris has been typical Chris on Flipnote and Asperpedia is still being fucking weird, but 16BitAlex is gone, and BabyNeko left as well in a flurry of drama, so that specific shit has settled for the moment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:59, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
*Well, BabyNeko is gone. But Alex certainly is not. He said he was going, but like certain other manchildren before him, he is continueing to frequent that which he said he would leave forever, posting more bullshit about apples and his racist views on asian women or some shit like that. I have no clue what he's really saying. He used to make sense, and then his language just devolved into retarded babbling. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
**I removed my "retarded babbling". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:07, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
***Your "DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING" tactic just makes you look worse, you know.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 01:59, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*Typical garden-variety madness, nothing serious. I wish you a speedy recovery. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Faggots did drama, Chris kept on being Chris. Hope whatever hospitalized you wasn't too serious and that you get well soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:39, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
beat said it best. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==Long time, no see==

I was reading an issue of Rolling Stone yesterday, and I found out that California rejected funding for an IRL homosexuality "cure". Wouldn't it be fun if we told Chris about this, just for his reaction? Guys? --[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 15:42, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

:Possibly. Actually, the way things are going now, he could start building an actual political platform that would include anti-badmouthing, homo vaccines, and dating education. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:37, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== 16bitfaggot B& BryanBash ==

I am a humble user, barely making edits and staying out of this petty drama. But this is far, far more of a crime than I can let go by unpunished. Ban this faggot.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 02:04, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

What the fuck happened? I'm a bit out of the loop. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:23, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

*16bitAlex is being lame. Unfortunately, it's the poisonous kind of lame that compels others to act lame in a display of how much they hate him. At least I think that's what's going on.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
**That's about right. I forget where it started, but you can see a lot of it on Delabonte's page. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
***My personal justification is that I needed a reason to act like a fag to somebody, and to put it bluntly, he's the perfect excuse. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:31, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
****What did your girlfriend break up with you, and now you're hiding your secret pain by lashing out on the internet? I realize he's being a moron and I'm honestly shocked he hasn't been banned yet, but you guys have managed to fill the entire recent changes page with your little bitch fight against him on multiple occasions. That shit is just sad.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:51, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Haven't had a girlfriend in months. Sorry about the recent changes thing, I guess it didn't occur to me that that was the case. I came here back in January primarily as a troll, and I hadn't done any trolling here yet. Call me immature, but it was doing what I came here to do, and it was satisfying. Seems like it's just about blown over now though, so I'll resume normal editing duties shortly. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 02:57, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
******Sorry about clogging the first page of recent changes on your website dedicated to documenting everything a 28 year old manbaby has ever done. Seriously, fucking relax. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:09, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*******I actually did want to stay out of the drama. I just posted a single comment on Delabonte's page telling Alex to abandon his account and just set up a new online identity. I just wanted to end this shit. Unfortunatly, he instead went on to cause more drama, and it pissed me off to the point I became an active participant. Well, i've learned my lesson now; Never try to white knight for anybody. If they are being trolled then they probably deserve it. I'm sorry for being a faggot everyone. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Times Square Billboard Images ==

Where on the cwcki can I view them?
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 19:20 30 June 2010 (UTC)
*They're here - http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/20_December_2009 [[User:Irenicus|Irenicus]] 11:13, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Ok... ==
You know what I hate more than anything else in the world? Gary Oak. Gary motherfucking Oak and the 500 motherfucking server error. Now, I know that the people in charge probably won't listen to this suggestion. I know it'd cause a lot of trouble to actually do it. I know that there is most likely some reason why we haven't already done it. But i'm not 100% certain, so i'm gonna throw this suggestion out there in the vain hope that someone sees it and either does it or at least explains why we can't;

Why don't we move CWCki to the Hsienko servers that Asperpedia is hosted on?

Because I NEVER have any of this shit when doing stuff there. Not once. Ever. At all.

Over there, internal server errors do not exist.

Just throwing it out there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:40, 1 July 2010 (UTC)
*Having just received the 500 error (while logging in, no less), I like this idea.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 23:20, 1 July 2010 (UTC)==
*And now the errors are getting worse. Are they trying to tell us something?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:46, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**I think today the website is just more stressed than usual. It's what motivated me to post. I was getting so fucking many on recent changes all the time. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:51, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*The 500 errors are becoming infuriatingly common, but I'm thinking there has to be a fix that doesn't involve moving the whole site.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:59, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Contact Info ==
I've got an idea that will probably elicit no reaction whatever from Chris but has to be worth a try. But he's always abandoning accounts and changing his email. Does anyone have his most up-to-date email address? Does anyone know if he still even checks it anymore? I know he said he was giving up internet, but he's still on Flipnote, so you never know. Thanks a million and Happy Canada Day! --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:34 1 July 2010 CEST

: chrischansonichu@aol.com is and always has been his email account. These days he barely checks it and doesn't reply to anything, so best of luck; I've been bombarding it on and off from various email accounts ever since Sydney got through, but not even a single bite. Emailing Chris at this point is like pissing into an ocean of piss. p.s if your idea is 'pretend to be Megan, pretend to be a girl interested in him, say you dug up patti,pretend you are someone impossible (such as Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)), then I can safely say it won't work. Good luck though. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:03, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

==I MAD==

Okay, so the 'fan videos' is a cool and entertaining feature that can spice up a boring video page. Like all good ideas, however, something fucktarded has to come along. In this case, I'm talking about the utterly moronic practice of inserting videos that are either unrelated to the topic at hand, not actual Chris videos, or both. I'm not going to point any fingers namely because I've been gone forever and I'm not going to search through histories. Does a video with 'hurr durr i edited clips to make chris say he's gay' belong in the middle of the [[homos]] article? Does [[Sweetheart]] need some totally fucking irrelevant mashup at the top of the page?

At best, this is a misguided attempt at transplanting in humor. At worst, it's namefaggotry. I'm going to be weeding out this crap but it would be nice if certain people actively avoided this level of dumbfuckery. Put fan videos in a segment labeled fan videos, and maybe explain how the fuck it's relevant to the article.

/rage rage rage rage --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:Aren't we a little overzealous? Granted, some videos are useless, but '''we have a fan video template.''' Just get rid of the useless ones and fix the ones that stay. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:27, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Essentially, that's what I want, for people to use the template and make sure the video is appropriate. You just said it without all my impotent NERD RAAAAAAAGE. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 02:31, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I've seen this shit around too, didn't know it was an issue. I'll keep an eye out in case someone adds that sort of thing in from now on. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 04:40, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I see what you're getting at. I think there are quite a few pages where there's far too many fan videos. A secondary goal of the CWCki which hasn't been quite elaborated on formally is that it should serve to preserve trolling culture and our collective trolling heritage that surrounds Chris. Personally, I think a fan video should only be included in an article if 1) it is notable in itself (see Vivian G's "DYKES DYKES CHINA," for instance) or 2) it illustrates a point clearly (can't think of a good example at the moment). In any case, it should be done sparingly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Why I've banned 16BitAlex ==

When I was 4 or so, I had an NES when it was still pretty new and my babysitter loved playing it. One time, my mom took away the NES from me because my babysitter was so enamored with the NES, she would forget to, you know, watch me. It's something like that.

I really didn't follow shit he did closely because Chris is enough drama to follow. 16BitAlex seemed to be causing drama that was counter productive to the CWCki's goal of documenting the life and times of Christian Weston Chandler.

It looks like he himself tried to ban himself and so I took it upon myself to do the job right for him. Alex, if you're reading this, you are free to appeal this ban. Likewise, he is free to create a new account and start life anew on the CWCki, provided he will not delve too much into his personal life and stay focused on just editing the CWCki.

I am really sick of this drama, not so much from CWCki editors but people like Clyde, and I'm afraid the only feasible solution I have was to remove Alex and in a way that was also to protect him because God damn, he is such a damn ass pie.

Now let's get back to work, people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I officially declare the first Church of Champthom open. Praise the Lord, for we have been saved! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:12, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm glad you took care of this. Really, I'm surprised why none of the other admins stepped in. I guess they just wanted to see the drama unfold. Hopefully this will ''finally'' die down. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:18, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Champ, you are hot. I want you. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:33, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Me too! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:42, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*This is a good thing. The best thing, even.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:48, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*I want to suck your big dick Champthom and have you come all over my face. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Perhaps it's that I haven't slept since Thursday afternoon, but the NES analogy is going way over my head. Still, I'm glad to see it over, even if I was a contributor. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:The babysitter (CWCki editors) was playing the NES (messing with Alex) instead of doing her job and watching baby Champ. (obsessively chronicling the day to day life of an autistic manchild)--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 16:37, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thank GodBearJesus that crap is over.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 06:09, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*To be honest I do think this 16BitAlex drama was creating confusion and chaos in the wiki. As much as I'd like to have trolled him, we do have to find a better place to do it. It was starting to get like an angry shouting match in broad daylight in the middle of a mall D: -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da_Nuke the Nucular Raeg Bomb]] 04:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Very apt. In any case, the point is that Alex himself didn't do anything wrong, per say, only that he was acting in a way that was disruptive as feeding trolls (which, as this wiki serves as a beautiful illustration, is something you just don't do) and I felt it was best for him and this wiki for him to be banned. Anyways, just wanted to clarify that it has nothing to do with me hating Alex or siding with people trolling him, just wanted to get this shit taken care of.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Whatever your motives, we still love you just as much for actually doing it. The dude really needed to go. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:11, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris may be eligible for fraud charges ==

Greetings all. A friend of mine who used to work as paralegal in social security pointed out that Chris may be eligible for fraud charges. I don't know the exact rules myself, but it seems if you're taking the social security fund and, you are not supposed to have 'substantial assets' (that is, in excess of $2000, sans car and house). Seeing Chris' PS3 and list of purchases, he is very likely to have gone through that limit. Unless he could provide evidence that he is disabled for work, he may face up to 10 years in jail for the fraud charge.

The SSA office in charge of Virginia should be 1470 Pantops Mountain Place, Charlottesville - (434) 295-1144 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (434) 295-1144 end_of_the_skype_highlighting (reopens on 6th of July I heard). I can't report this issue due to me not being a US citizen, so I'm just pointing a possibility here.
*For the love of GodJesus, how hard is it to sign your posts?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:23, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
:*We've been over this. He has autism, and apparently that's good enough for the state of Virginia.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Also, he really is too stupid to work--he couldn't even take out the garbage at Wendy's without fucking it up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:46, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I'm sorry about that, this is my first time using this function of a wiki page--[[User:Xanandar|Xanandar]] 04:53, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

'''Short answer:''' either you didn't hear your friend correctly, or he's a moron. Chris will never be pulled in on fraud charges.

'''Long answer:''' Assets that would be countable include excess real property, the fair market value of vehicles other than your primary vehicle, balances in savings accounts, excess burial plots, and revocable trusts. Legally, Chris owns very little, his parents owning all the real property (the house and land) and the accounts. Generally, items like TVs and PS3s aren't counted in the count of substantial assets, and oh god the legal shitstorm from revoking SSDI benefits because of DLC would be terrifying. Finally, the defense would have a field day with excuses on why he couldn't have understood the restriction. You might be thinking of "substantial gainful activity" ("SGA"), but that would be work which Chris.....doesn't.

Oh, and '''Supplemental Security Income =/= Social Security Disability Insurance'''. I'm fairly certain Chris receives a check from the latter, so it's more application based than needs based.

-[[User:Jump|attorney at lol]]

Sadly, I think the only thing Chris risks is a weekly follow-up with a social worker. I don't think I will see a judge punishing an autistic manchild on his first fraud offence. I am ready to bet an old 5$ that he will receive no punitive damages at all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:15, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== Attention all jerkops ==

Any user who interferes with [[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] is to be banned from the CWCki. This user has provided original information about Chris and Clyde has confirmed this to be a confirmed CWCSighting.

That young, 14 year old boy and his valorous usage of his Nintendo DS to attempt to capture Chris warrants special attention and no one is to interfere with him.

Questions may be directed to me on a one-on-one basis (contact info available on my user page).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== changes i'd like to see ==

so, i'm thinking about remaking the community portal as an actual portal. that is, a place with links to discussion areas for different topics. one of these would be about speculation, which leads me onto my next change: no more speculation in articles, unless it is ''extremely'' related. some articles have way too fucking much armchair psychology, which really has no place in the main namespace. this is an encyclopaedia of facts, not a gigantic talk page, so please confine your guesswork to either article discussion pages(if it is important to improving the article, i.e. decoding/translating chris's bullshit) or the speculation place(once it's made). please discuss how the community portal should be revamped, such as what discussion pages to create. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== MIA Asperpedian ==

I wasn't sure where else to put this, but does anyone know where I can find whoever went by the name "Sans" on Asperpedia? I need to discuss something with him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:34, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Is it possible to have this screen name deleted? ==

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but I'd like my screen name deleted if that is possible. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:37, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Favorite Troll Userboxes? ==

Just a suggestion, we have Userboxes for the favorite Chandler cats, but none for one's favorite troll? I just thought it would be a good idea to put out like five for the biggest-names in CWC Trolling (Like Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike...Jimmy Hill?) [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 20:57, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
*I support this. I yearn for some way to show my infinite love of Liquid Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:15, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
Ah, forgot about Liquid, but yeah, him too [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 23:32, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:I feel Liquid would reign supreme. Still, it seems like we're missing a few; does Alec count? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::I think Alec would count. How about Robert Simmons V or The Man in the Pickle Suit? --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 10:00, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Robert I don't think really warrants his own box. He didn't do a whole lot. I'd like to get a box for Evan if we're doing one for Alec. So, the list so far is Clyde, Jack Thaddeus, Vivitheg, Bluespike, Liquid Chris, Alec, Man In The Pickle Suit, and Evan. Who would be up for making them? [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 14:47, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== IBA fucking geneva ==

Is evading every five seconds and needs to be dealt with. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:36, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
: I have perma-banned the creep twice. Fells like a game of "Whack-A-Mole". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:40, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Mighty fine work there, Griffintown.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:43, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I am glad to be helpful. Besides, what is the fun in a Wiki without the odd griefer to whack around? :) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:27, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:I'd hate to be a fag and walk into this, but I was under the impression that we had his dox, so couldn't we just toss them out? If not there's software that lets us track IP and software even when the user is hiding behind Tor so we could just get his dox if we don't have it that way.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 04:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Oh god damn. The [[User:Pfaggot|name]] of his new account is harassment itself. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:28, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
*BTW his Juanbrujo account isn't banned yet. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 06:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah. Someone needs to deal with this guy. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 14:54, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
Account list:
*IBAgeneva (banned)
*JerryMathers (banned)
*Goyslayer (banned)
*Juanbrujo (banned)
*Pfaggot (banned)
*Herpdederp (banned)
*Derpaherp (banned)
*Greatjollynegro (banned)
*Uhuru (banned)
*Meenween (banned)
*Mrjoo (banned)
*Lawltiger (banned)
*Pewbmonster (banned)
*Niggomalema (banned)
*Mrpillow (banned)
*Farklesparkle (banned)
*Jammastercoon (banned)
*Travislikesbeer (banned)
*CountCockula (banned)
*Lightsideblue (banned)
*BEEEEES (banned)
*Rapeanator (banned)
*Loldongs (banned)
*Thoumad (banned)
TOTAL: 24
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:45, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:Does he think its even funny? Its pathetic and retarded.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
Whoever this guy is, it sounds like he's either butthurt or a newfag since he only makes the same edits over and over. He fails as a vandal. Seriously. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You just don't know how fun this is, buddy. Also, Office Space was ok. Wasn't that great of a movie. :/ --[[User:Uhuru|Uhuru]] 17:15, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::It's fine we can just drop your dox and we'll see if you still think it's fun then. You know Tor doesn't hide your actual IP when you use these sites, at least not when the right software's around.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::That smacks of some sort of desperation. First of all, I get the hint you are talking out your ass. Second, u mad? --[[User:Mrjoo|Mrjoo]] 19:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
* Actually no, whenever you use Scripts/Flash Tor won't hide your IP, and there are several commercial programs that can track based on that. Try to figure out how your parachute works before you use it Here's a hint: the boxes that enable flash and Java, leave them off. Of course you can't edit if they are off... -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 20:48, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:You threaten me with dox and you only follow up with an explanation of how you could possibly find my IP address. You kind of fail at being an internet tough guy.--[[User:Pewbmonster|Pewbmonster]] 20:53, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::people are not acting like an inetrnet though guy, because your retarded fagottry is just annoying instead of infuriating. and dammit choose less retarded sockpuppets, because seriously "pewbmonster"? what are you? 13?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Cool story bro. I can't account for how old I am but I know [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LU0Q6ONMQY Pfargtl9000] is a little kid. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:17, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::I never threatened, I just said that it's going to happen: it's not just "possibly" find, you've left a big gap and anyone reaasonably skilled and with the software can exploit that. You aren't invisible and there's no reason to why the management wouldn't crank up the rapemachine if you keep trying to act like a big bad troll. You obviously don't know how to vandalize a site, try to know what you're doing before getting smug.-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 21:22, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::Hey you might want to shorten your post because I don't feel like reading all that. I mean if your full of hot air just say it. I just am not going to bother with your little screeds. --[[User:Niggomalema|Niggomalema]] 21:30, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
::::: Here's the shorter version: Your dox will be posted. and PS: YOu called Pfargt a little kid, but that little kid has shown more maturity than you ever will. you're a lost case.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:33, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Sounds like an empty threat, brah. Your IP is (censored). It isn't that big of a deal, is it? --[[User:Loldongs|Loldongs]] 00:13, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Pfargtl9000&oldid=103044 Will there ever be an end to this?] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:41, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Game Place page vandalism ==

Some dickweed keeps editing the Game Place page to claim that someone's a sex offender. Can we ban him?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:20, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

*From the information posted, I'd say it's relevant. Why not leave it up? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 22:56, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**Did this guy ever interact with Chris? If the answer is no, then it's ''not'' relevant.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:57, 8 July 2010 (UTC)
**:Trombonista is completely right. I don't know how many times it has to get pointed out, but the CWCki is. About. Chris. Nobody else. If the guy's record relates to Chris or whatever, then that is relevant. Otherwise, purge with fire. The CWCki is nobody's personal army. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:21, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
***: Well why be so protective of a child molester? If someone plans to go that store or praise it as a result of the articles and confrontations between Snyder and Chris, why not let them know the facts about that store? The CWCki has tons of information regarding all the other institutions and establishments Chris has gone to. But I digress, this wiki isn't really meant to be taken seriously. After all, some of the articles like [[6_June_2010|this one]] are based on hearsay, conjecture, and a terrible misinterpretation of events. All of sudden, this all becomes srs bsns because the fact of a pedophile owning a store which children frequent is too much for you guys to handle. Take a chill pill. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 00:43, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Except that the article you pointed out relates to Chris and in a big way. It is relevant. Also, the 'owner' of the shop probably almost never actually visits the store, just managing it financially, so it really doesn't matter at all. It's irrelevant to begin with, and it certainly does not relate to Chris. For instance, officer [[Bagget]]. Are his exploits outside of Chris there? No, except one thing he did, showing he's been decorated for bravery while Chris demonizes him. Because, guess what, his other exploits '''don't relate to Chris'''. If you are serious about getting the word out, go to ED. They'd love that. We don't care. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:00, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Sounds pretty defensive in response to a small fact. Why not just let it be up there as opposed to creating a massive drama the size of Chris's asshole? Besides, why would anyone take this site seriously? The staff here is pretty laughable as they overreact to small shit and threaten to dox people. It's kinda cute in a way. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:10, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Judging by the number of accounts you've created and the number of vandalism attempts you made, I'd say you take this site far more seriously than any of us.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:14, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*You don't realize how fun this is. I guess to each his own. Try not to get so worked up over unimportant shit and get so defensive, you'll live longer. --[[User:Thoumad|Thoumad]] 01:23, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*I'm kind of new here so I don't know for sure, but would it be possible to protect the page? I'm sure if something needed adding to the article one of the admins could put it in. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 01:15, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Lime|Lime]] suggested that on the talk page. I agree; we definitely need to lock the Game Place page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:18, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

== CWC Sighting ==

I don't care about being a name fag or being a field agent. I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu.

I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook his head. She then turned and went on her way.

At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy. (sorry, accidentally originally posted this on an archive page) [[User:Danny|Danny]] 01:48, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
*[http://www.pcworld.com/article/166121/the_dsi_gets_a_zoom_lens.html The DSi does come with a zoom lens], apparently. Could this be the same contraption he used to take photos at the GAMe PLACe? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 02:03, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
:Has Chris truly realized that Sonichu is creatively and financially worthless? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 9 July 2010 (UTC)
::Given his arrogance, probably not. He must figure that wearing the medallion must make him stick out like a sore thumb in public, and attract trolls. All changes are just from his very gradual realization that he'll have to make some cosmetic changes to attract the all elusive boyfriend-free girl. Chris is a lazy fuck, that's why he's not making comics, besides him disliking people pressuring him to actual do something, aswell as realizing his fandom is mainly nonexistent. He'll continue doing shit involving his 100% original Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon though, mainly because he gets pleasure from the power of absolute control over something. Chris's life is boring, so very boring. He can't play vidya forever. He will be back to Sonichu, and he will continue thinking it is a relevant and worthy piece of art. [[User:Ozymandias|Ozymandias]] 02:36, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

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J0haely: /* IBA fucking geneva */

CWCki:Community Portal

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J0haely: /* IBA fucking geneva */

CWCki:Community Portal

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J0haely: /* IBA fucking geneva */

The GAMe PLACe

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J0haely: This is revelant, because...?

[[Image:The-Game-Place.jpg|thumb|The GAMe PLACe]]
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|Another angle, revealing The GAMe PLACe to be adjacent to a Staples store]]

{{quote|Chris would rarely ever shake anyones hand after a game, and when he did, he quickly followed up with hand sanitizer.|[[Mimms]]}}

'''The GAMe PLACe''' is a comic-book, game, card, toy, and hobby shop in [[Charlottesville]]. For several years, up until the summer of [[2008]], Chris hung out there on a regular basis, going there every Friday without fail to play the ''[[Pokémon]]'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' [[card games]]. The shop hosted the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon_Organized_Play#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG_Leagues|Pokémon TCG League]] where Chris served as a self-proclaimed volunteer gym leader (though he was not endorsed in any way, and was largely simply tolerated by the store).

After a long period of scaring off customers and being a confrontational douche, Chris was permanently kicked out of the store by one of the managers, [[Michael Snyder]], on 28 [[August 2008]]. Since then, Chris has attempted several times to regain access to the store, to no avail thanks to Michael's insistence.

==People of note==
Chris originally met [[Megan Schroeder]] at The GAMe PLACe in [[2005]], where they bonded over their shared interest in Yu-Gi-Oh! Megan continued to hang out at the shop even after her friendship with Chris [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|collapsed]] in the spring of [[2008]], although their relationship by that point was strained to say the least. Once she broke off all contact with Chris, she did her best to ignore him entirely when they were at the store at the same time.

The other two best-known patrons of the shop, aside from Chris himself, are [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]. The two friends are the primary source of most of what is known about Chris's behavior at The GAMe PLACe (and most of the information in this article), which they revealed during a detailed [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A|Q&A session]] on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC forums]]. They're also famous for having taken and uploaded the first photograph of Chris to reach the internet, which Mimms snapped and Lucas uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] in the fall of [[2007]].

[[Michael Snyder]], one of the store's managers (he isn't the owner, though he's sometimes mistakenly described as such) would eventually become one of Chris's real-life nemeses when he kicked Chris out of the store in the summer of 2008.<ref name=ban>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris.27s_ban_from_the_store|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Chris's ban from the store]]</ref>

==Chris's attitude at The GAMe PLACe==
[[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|left|Chris acting his age.]]
[[Image:TonyTyAndBriana.jpg|thumb|Some regulars.]]
In his early days at The GAMe PLACe, Chris's behavior seems to have been more "childlike," for lack of a better word. According to Mimms, who was a regular at the store for the entire time Chris hung out there, Chris avoided using foul language when he first started gaming at the store.<ref name=homo>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Racism_and_homophobia|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Racism and homophobia]]</ref> He also never failed to show up for Pokémon games in his old [[Chris_and_fashion#Cosplaying_Chris|Ash Ketchum costume]].

The costume was eventually retired, however (by the time of the 2007 photo, Chris was showing up in his usual colorful clown shirts and sporting the [[Sonichu medallion]]), and Chris's behavior grew more aggressive and vulgar over the years. According to Mimms and Lucas, Chris often became angry at his card-game opponents, even small children. An [[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Megan_is_pissed_that_Chris_is_nosing_in_her_business|October 2007 e-mail]] from Megan mentions an incident where Chris was extremely threatening and insulting to a guy whom he thought was putting the moves on his gal-pal.

Mimms recounted a few instances of Chris displaying his dislike and distrust of black people. He was openly suspicious of the young black kids he played Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh with, apparently because he thought they were going to make off with his cards.<ref name=mimms1>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post|Mimms & Lucas Q&A: Initial post]]</ref> Chris also nearly managed to earn himself a beating from an older black gamer by the name of TJ:

{{quote|Chris yells at him, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" and TJ stands up like hes going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says "I mean your face down monster..."|Mimms, [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]}}

Likewise, Chris's homophobia occasionally surfaced while he was hanging out at the shop. A gay regular at the shop by the name of Eric was the target of mockery and threats from Chris (although Mimms noted that, for obvious reasons, Chris wasn't likely to ever do him any great physical harm).<ref name=homo/> Chris also assumed that two of the shop's regulars were gay because they happened to exchange a few jokingly romantic remarks — his literal mind took that as proof that they were a couple.<ref name=homo/>

==Chris the [[card games|TCG]] gamer==
[[Image:409-CWCWeekP3.jpg|thumb|Chris stares down his youthful opponent.]]

{{quote|Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played.|Mimms, summing up Chris<ref name=mimms2>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>}} Though he apparently spent plenty of money buying new cards at the store,<ref>[[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Chris_as_a_customer|Mimms and Lucas Q&A: Chris as a customer]]</ref> and built them into a sizable collection of themed decks, Chris didn't have any aptitude for deck-building or strategy in the Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading-card games. Even when playing against small children, he rarely won games or advanced in tournaments, although Mimms recounts one occasion where Chris managed to win a match on a day when most of the regular players were absent, and proudly hollered "I'M THE LEVEL-UP KING!"<ref name=mimms2/>

Chris often declares that he was a gym leader in the store's Pokémon league (an older player who manages tournaments, keeps track of wins and losses, and so forth). It's mentioned on his [[Chris's resume|resume]], for instance, and he talks about it in the [[Father Call]]. However, his memory has apparently inflated his role considerably. "He wasn't actually a gym leader," says Mimms, but rather a substitute who took the place of the regular gym leader on a few occasions. He also wasn't very good at the job, reportedly becoming angry and snapping at the players he was supposed to be taking care of.<ref name=mimms2/> This earned him his first ban from the store, lasting a month, which according to Lucas began on 4 April 2008.<ref name=ban/>

To Chris's very slight credit, Mimms says he did resist using his custom Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards in actual games.<ref name=mimms1/> Mimms and Lucas also noted that he played the [[Card games#UFS_(Ultimate_Fighting_System)_TCG|Universal Fighting System card game]], often playing "bimbo" characters such as Cassandra from the ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' series and [[CWC Fighter|Chun-li]].

==The GAMe PLACe photograph==
[[Image:Chrischannov2007.jpg|thumb|right|Blurry because [[Mimms]] was trying to be covert]]
In the fall of 2007, Chris discovered the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page devoted to him. There, he also discovered a blurry photograph of himself, which had been taken and posted to 4chan by Mimms and Lucas respectively.

Though he'd already pretty thoroughly blown a gasket over the ED page, Chris went even crazier trying to discover the identity of the photographer. In an e-mail to [[Anna McLerran]] from [[November 2007]], he mentions pestering the staff of The GAMe PLACe to go through their anti-theft camera footage to find out who had taken the photo.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2007#November|Chris e-mails: November 2007]]</ref> (Unsurprisingly, they weren't very cooperative.) According to Mimms, Chris complained about the photo and the ED page so loudly and frequently at the store that the management eventually threatened to kick him out if he didn't stop.

Chris also complained to his mother, who apparently became as angry or more so. At one point, early in November, Chris's parents visited the store and interrogated Mimms as to the origin of the photo. After Mimms admitted that he had snapped the picture (but feigned ignorance as to how it found its way onto the internet), they threatened to take legal action, but never actually did so.<ref name=mimms2/>

Chris's "investigations" continued off and on for months after he originally found the picture. In an e-mail to Megan (sent in [[March 2008]] and oddly situated in between desperate apologies for the porn he drew of her), he recounts an indirect confrontation with Lucas at The GAMe PLACe on 8 March.

{{quote|So it brought up to mind my first word being "Monkey", so I told Mimms that. And with a turn around towards the accompanying Lucas, I said in his direction, "Well, that's something new you didn't know about "be-4" about this "Chan". I noticed a look on his face like, "Wow, I can totally wail on that tidbit of information." He said nothing.|Chris's idea of subtlety, from the [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_emails_her_some_detective_work.2C_Megan_likely_doesn.27t_give_a_shit|Megan e-mails]].}}

Later, Lucas gave his own interesting take on the story.

{{quote|The funniest part about that is that I have no recollection of him saying that to me whatsoever. I had no idea I was even a suspect until I saw that email.|Lucas, [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Trolling_Chris_at_the_Game_Place|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]}}

==Chris gets the boot==
Chris's behavior offended the store's management in a number of ways. Aside from punting his gym-leader duties, scaring the small children he played card games with, picking fights with other players, and generally being a racist and homophobic creep, he would truck his video game consoles into The GAMe PLACe and take over the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang along to [[Britney Spears]] during games, pitched fits inspired by his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]] in public, and so on.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>

The trigger for his permanent ban in [[August 2008]] was a shouting match with a young black kid. That particular incident was merely the straw that broke the camel's back, though — "Mike was looking for any reason to ban him at this point," says Mimms.<ref name=mimms1/>

Predictably, Chris did his best to resist getting kicked out of the store. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce response from [[Barbara Chandler]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication is that Chris will never be allowed back into the store.<ref name=mimms1/>

In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris offers his own chronology and version of events. There, he claims that he was thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. The so-called "Wii Incident", according to Chris, was when Michael Snyder forced Chris to stop bogarting the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of children to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokemon. Chris got angry and wrote a letter, sign, or simply scrawled a note on the side of a card box stating "Michael Snyder Loves the "Fiddlesticks" out of Mary Lee Walsh". This, Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw and he booted him then.

According to the CWCipedia article for Megan Schroeder, Chris claims that Megan was there the day he was banned and claimed that she just stood there in shock, refusing to speak up for him. In reality, of course, she was simply disgusted by his behavior like any rational person would have been and relieved that his being kicked out of the store would be the last time Chris would ever be in her sight<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Megan_Schroeder</ref>. Also, she refused to defend Chris not because of shock, but because of his sexual harassment, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|destruction of her dignity]], anger issues and
overall immaturity, ultimately cementing the fact that nobody wants Chris to ever return to the store.

==Unbanning attempts==
[[Image:Episode200Comment.PNG|thumb|Chris recounts flipping Michael Snyder the bird.]]

Chris has repeatedly attempted to overcome his ban and gain readmission to the store. As mentioned in [[Chris_E-mails_2008#July|a July 2008 e-mail]], Chris sent a letter to Michael Snyder shortly after his initial one-month ban. In [[March 2009]] he attempted to apologize in the best way he knew how: [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|posting a video to YouTube on the off-chance the individual addressed would see it]]. This was [[Chris and remorse|not the most sincere apology in the world]], since Chris made it clear in a [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC|later video]] that he doesn't really understand why he was thrown out in the first place. A month later, in [[April 2009]], Chris attempted to sneak into the store, but when a cashier recognized him and caught him, Chris ran.

Almost two years after his initial ban from The GAMe PLACe Chris would try again to get the ban lifted. In the Jackie emails Chris reveals that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church on 11 [[April 2010]]. When one of the cashiers saw Chris and recognized him, he threatened to call the cops. Chris got angry and bolted. The next day Chris visited the store again to talk to Michael Snyder in an attempt to have the ban removed. However, the visit did not turn out in Chris's favor, as [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|the audio from the incident]] shows. Michael refused to revoke the ban (later noting on YouTube, that Chris was actually reading the apology from a pre-written script<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=u_p6bShW97Y YouTube comment by Mike]</ref>) and Chris took this about as well as could be expected; he flipped Michael off,<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw YouTube comment by Chris]</ref> yelled "JEW!" at him, and left the store in a huff. [[Chris and the law|The police were called]] about the incident, according to Mimms, but Chris was already long gone by the time they arrived; whether the police's involvement will continue remains to be seen.

Later that day, Chris uploaded the audio of the incident to [[YouTube]], accompanied by a description soliciting harassment and "trolling" of Michael and his fellow employees. However, it was removed from the site in a matter of hours due to a "Terms of Use Violation". Considering [[Chris and race|Chris's anti-Semitic remark]] directed at Michael, his invitation for others to harass him, and the possibly illegal nature of the recording, it's easy to see why it was pulled.

Chris has never fully understood why he was kicked out of the store. According to Mimms, Chris didn't see what was wrong with his behavior at the time,<ref name=ban/> and he evidently hasn't reflected on the subject much in the intervening years. During the April 2010 visit to the store, the only possible grounds for his ban he could remember was the aforementioned "Wii incident." Later, when he posted an ad on CWCipedia complaining about Snyder's refusal to lift the ban, Chris appeared to believe that the store manager refused to let him in because he hated him personally and [[Kick the Autistic|people with autism in general]].

With Chris's continued failure to overturn the ban, it is clear that his chances of winning entry to The GAMe PLACe are almost as remote as the chances of his [[duck]] entering [[China]].
{{clear}}

==The Charlottesville Incident==

On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris visited The GAMe PLACe. [[6 June 2010|He claimed]] that he wanted to take a photograph of Snyder to use as a dartboard, but when Snyder saw him with his camera outside, he chased Chris. Chris claimed that he tried to drive away but was accosted by Snyder, his daughter and the police. Snyder's version was more succinct:

{{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by [[jerkop|the police]]. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his [[car]]. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}

The police listened to Chris rant about the trolls for a while and eventually sent him home with a warning.

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.thegameplace.com/ Official website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

User:MaxTehManyula

2010-07-07T13:26:38Z

J0haely: Undo revision 102606 by IBAgeneva (Talk)

{{Bisexual}}
{{JERK}}
{{Atheist}}
{{Observer}}
{{Weeaboo}}
{{White}}
{{Canuckfag}}
{{GrammarNazi}}
{{Kitty}}
{{PS3}}

Hi. In case you ask, I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur. I am quite pissed that Chris is digging my fandom into a bigger hole every day. I'm also an amateur writer, hopefully I can write (not draw. I'm worse than Chris at it) a doujinshi, maybe about Sonichu. I'm a fan of J-horror, JRPGs and anime. Essentialy, I'm a huge Japan fan, another fandom Chris makes worse. As you guessed by the infoboxes, I'm a bisexual atheist. Chris would hate me.

User:MaxTehManyula

2010-07-07T07:02:52Z

J0haely: Undo revision 102604 by DrShoggoth (Talk)

User:Pfargtl9000

2010-07-07T04:38:15Z

J0haely: Jesus Fucking Christ, knock the petty bullshit. It's retarded.

{{collapsible|Userbawxes|
<center>{{Straight}}
{{JERK}}
{{White}}
{{Americunt}}
{{Atheist}}
{{Kitty}}
{{Hex-Box}}
{{Wii}}
{{GrammarNazi}}
{{Observer}}</center>
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Hi. I also live in a redneck shithole; no <s>temples</s>, mosques, or synagogues, only churches, including one [[Anna|LDS]] church. This place is Brooksville, Florida, and it's why I'm an atheist. Religion sucks.

I support gay rights. DO YOU?

When I'm not editing CWCki, I do shit.

==Contributions==
*Uploading images from the [[CWCipedia]] [[CWCipedia vandalism|vandalism]] after [[Mao]] purchased it
*Being a Grammar Nazi

==Subpages==
[[/User talk:ChrisChanSonichu]]
 [[/Templates]]
 [[/CWCipedia vandalism]]

User talk:Pfargtl9000

2010-07-07T04:05:25Z

J0haely: /* That fucker */ new section

==SFW template==
I think that if you're trolling Chris or just following him, you're probably not going to want to look at CWCki at work or school or any place like that. I think the Honest Content template mostly covers the disturbing matter that serves as a warning for people who don't want to see nudity and whatnot. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:59, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
* deleted the template. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:08, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==[[Template:Australian|Aussiedick]] and [[Template:Canuckfag|Caniggo]] Templates==

Already been done. Maybe have a look at the [[CWCki:Requested Templates|Requested Templates]] page if you wish to help out making templates. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 18:29, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia vandalism archival==

Thx guy. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

==If you're making a Christian Template...==

Could you please use a halfway respectable theologian? Someone like GK Chesterson or CS Lewis?
I'm just saying. That thing is gonna go on my userpage and I'd really like to not be represented by Mel Gibson or some other walking joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Or that. That works too.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:06, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
::Done. It looks better now. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:29, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:::It occurs to me I never said thank you for the template. So thank you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:45, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Jew Template ==

Thanks, man.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Thanks for helping me out, there. I really appreciate it. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 19:31, 22 April 2010 (EST)

Thanks from me, as well. Saw you got the template removed from my page. Also, saw the edit you made to the Sonee & Rosey page. I feel honored. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 00:07, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

I think Pfargtl9000 is a pretty cool guy. eh helps people and doesn’t afraid of anything. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:43, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==Niggastolemyfamicon==

Dude, whats all this about needing a block? Explain and it shall be done (If you have reason) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 06:50, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|All you need to do is see the history of this page. Note edits by him and Briscoe.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

::* All done. No problems now, he has a 6 month I.P ban. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:12, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Again...? ==
[[User:Briscoe|This guy]] is at it, now. He's the same on as before, I believe. Just using a different account. Someone really needs to do something about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 8:02, 24 April 2010 (EST)
:* Clyde protected your page. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 06:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::*That's cool. Thanks again for your help. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:21, 25 April 2010 (EST)
::It sure is personal army around here. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 12:00, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and we're pissing off /cwc/ at the same time. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 16:16, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== you got a problem punk ==

then let's settle this 1 on 1 faggot 1 on 1 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia ==

are you the same Pfargtl9000 who helped vandalize cwcpedia?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*Indeed, and yes, I am uploading the furry shit because I can. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:43, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*BTW that shit is almost 3 MB per image. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:i salute you, great sir.>:( (this is my serious face)[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:46, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Oh yeah, and the furry shit is now Sonichu 12. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:23, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::*i'll tell you what i told [[User:MoarLurk|Lou]]:in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: update the cwckipedia and give the damn characters their pages & more depth than chris ever did. Also you are a kitty fan, which makes me like you even more! All of you trolls are fucking awesome and i envy you all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:52, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*ok so /cwc/ got super pissed at my vandalism [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/43299.html] and i might get my dox posted soon [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:44, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

Careful with categories. We still want to have each template in [[:Category:Userboxes]] and want some templates to include the relevant CWCkipedian category. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:01, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: An example of how to do the categories is in [[Template:Eurofag]] and [[Template:Americunt]]. Don't know how many of these boxes had associated categories, though, but copypasting that stuff should be fairly straightforward... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

You see how sexy the new userboxes on your userpage look, especially now I fixed the random whitepaces? LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FUCKING HOT --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:39, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
===Re: Hey, buddy===
Fxd. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Rage Sparker? (DISCUSSION OVER YOU FUCKER) ==
More like drama magnet. Ok, first you insert yourself into drama between Ed and [[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] (a /cwc/ mod) which started a shitstorm the size of Xbox which me and the other mods/admins over there had to clean up (srsly, it started other drama you don't even know about). Now, a normal person would see that troll on troll drama is stupid and would walk away. But no. You've now decided to claim that there was some attempt on /cwc/ to "dox" you. That thread mentioned you about 2 times. Calling you a self-righteous tool hardly equals trying to post your dox/raid you. NOT ONLY THAT, though. Oh no, you decided to make your own userbox were claiming that you pissed off /cwc/ and saying everyone there is an amateur troll and comparing them to Chris. Yeah, that's a good way to avoid drama. I'm sorry, but you're clearly butthurt. Even the person who got banned because of you has moved on and realized that retaliating against cwcki is a retarded idea. Stop raging at /cwc/ unless you want this drama to start again. You're just going to start more drama. Is that what you really want? And trust me, if you try to start shit between cwcki/legi0n again, I won't hesitate to let slip the dogs of war. I'm just saying: THINK before you post. You're looking just as bad as the "HURR DURR RAID TIEM GAIZ" people on /cwc/.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:29, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

*Fuck that, you're just an elitist. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
***MY TACTIC OF DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING DEFINITELY DID NOT WORK WELL. not like it works [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:03, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
**LOL. You've changed your response to me like at least 2 times according to the revision history. And really? I'm the elitist? Am I the one flipping out over getting called a faggot on a small-time imageboard? You're also acting like cwcki = srs bsns. There is a misconception on /cwc/, that the sysops here are elitist. I see little evidence of that. I do however, see certain users thinking they're hot shit for doing unimpressive things. You need to deflate your ego a little bit, buddy.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC) 18:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*I've never posted on your god damn image board. Also, you act like an elitist because of the sole fact that you are a moderator on /cwc/. Does that give you any power elsewhere? No.

The shit I did was utterly unimpressive. Also, I wasn't called a faggot, I was called an "obsessive-compulsive CWCki contributor."
:::*No one ever said you did. Now you're saying that I'm an elitist solely because I use one website? That's giving credit to all the people who say that everyone on cwcki/pvcc is elitist, you know. Also, I'm not saying I have power over cwcki. I'm just saying that I'm not going to let people post retarded, inaccurate bullshit and not say something.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
Also you'll just ignore this and tl;dr it to win a shit argument. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:45, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Also, I see you have a God Complex. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::::*You're damn right, but not because I edit the cwcki or mod on a medium sized imageboard.--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 21:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::*god damn I am not gathering a personal army now just shut up [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Your message on Beat's talkpage (before he deleted the entire section lol) told a different story. Also, you appear to be getting mad. Maybe you should think before posting shit that serves no purpose other than inciting drama next time, eh?--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]][[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] 02:12, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Julie chat ==

Awesome, find man. But, how is the converting to .oggs done?-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== That fucker ==

I suppose you have been noticing that guy IBAgeneva vandalizing your page over and over who also apparently is niggastolemyfammicom. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:05, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Woohah Master

2010-07-07T03:44:38Z

J0haely:

Hey, I'd like to note this picture I found on Uncyclopedia. I recommend it go into Chris and Sex, or possibly the Love Quest page (Warning: NSFW): http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100604065934/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Chris-Chan_Orgy.png [[User:Woohah Master|Woohah Master]] 03:13, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:Feel free to upload it and put it there yourself, then, but be sure to optimize it first if necessary. Read [[Help:Resizing_images|this]] if you're not sure how.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 03:41, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:Maybe it could be with the caption "this what chris really believes" or something like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:44, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Pfargtl9000

2010-07-07T02:47:22Z

J0haely: Seriously? Damn.

Talk:Reginald Sneasel

2010-07-07T02:27:49Z

J0haely: /* Reginald's color */

= Age =

I'm pretty sure Reggie's age is because of trying to decipher Chris's poor handwriting. If you look at that comic page in question, you can see the "2" is kind of shaped like a 1. --[[User:Rohav|Rohav]] 12:24, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Gone forever ==

I'm willing to bet we'll never see Reginald again. And that's awesome.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:10, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Sneasel ==

I noticed something in the background of the picture of him giving Tito the finger--there's a poster of a Sneasel behind him, and it looks like he taped a speech bubble onto it. This makes me think Sneasel are among his favorite Pokemon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:NOOOOOOOOOO! That's my second favourite! --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 15:45, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reginald's color ==

Shiny Sneasel is purple with yellow on his head and for his eye color. He probably intended for Reginald to be shiny (like Christine), but couldn't resist giving him his eye color, and then decided that light blue would work better than purple.

Or not. Also, his body shape is not "completely off". --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:35, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

Sniny Sneasel are pink, not purple. But you have a point.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:44, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
*maybe he feared he would look like a HOMO if he were pink and thus made him blue to remind people that he is a straight male.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:19, 6 June 2010 (UTC)
**Then why not use the normal colouring instead of the revolting IKEA-style design? Also, the shiny forms of Sneasel and Weavile are horrendous enough. I think Ken should have been punished somehow for that. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:03, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
***Like 16bit said, it could just be a parallel to how christine is shiny and thus special. though in this case its double the special because he is not only shiny, but a shiny shiny with an even specialer (i know its a made up word) color.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:10, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
****Which brings me to a frightening conclusion: Reginald Sneasel is actually another child of Chris. I wouldn't be surprised if this was validated, though questions regarding how he was concieved and how Chris could have been a father at 9 would arise.

A more plausible explanation is that Reginald is a sibling to Chris, although some questions would still arise.
--[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:21, 7 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Though something will always be true in the end with reginald: he is definetly a replacement sue for chris, one who [[fail|was more succesful in his love quest than chris]].[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:27, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Reginald Sneasel

2010-07-07T02:10:40Z

J0haely: /* Reginald's color */

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-03T06:09:22Z

J0haely: /* Why I've banned 16BitAlex */

RomanticLabyrinth

2010-07-03T03:57:17Z

J0haely: Maybe this could work. Undo it otherwise please

[[File:Report.png|thumb|What had to be done.]]

'''An Ol' Classic Dream''', later renamed '''RomanticLabyrinth''', is the tenth animation Chris posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]]. It is essentially one of Chris's [[sex]] fantasies conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based off of the [[Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream|watery maze dream]], albeit featuring ([[Chris and Censorship|censored]]) [[Duck|genitalia]] (complete with erection), nipples, and [[china]], as well as implied [[Giant Penis Comic|sex]] - note that [[Chris and the Internet|this is predictably and clearly against the rules of Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in literally millions of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even ''more'' and which, regardless, no one would ever want to see.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization totally antithetical to Chris's perverse delusions, removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), citizens of the [[CWCki]] were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] had soon mirrored it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever.

==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = An Ol' Classic Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z0iYHA41Ntk}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| previous = [[Edit Me]]
| next = [[For_Women_ONLY]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been [[Pedofork|hastily altered from a 13]].'']

[''A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".'']

[''A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.'']

[''The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.'']

[''This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.'']

LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[''Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.'']

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF [[Chris and his Ego|FIVE MILLION]]...

STARS ☆ INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

[[Chris and music|Music: "City in the Clouds" by Howard Drossin]]

Have a Good and Safe Day. ''Christian W. Chandler.''

== Later Versions ==
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|The third and final version.]]
As any sane person would guess, the mods brought the hammer down on Chris's sex fantasy very, very quickly. And as anybody with even a causal knowledge of Chris would guess, he was less than happy. Not long after the first version was taken down, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing (reminiscent of the edits made to [[Sonichu 8]]) and the hard-on replaced by a [[semen|strange white cloud]]. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a ''third'' version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>*</nowiki>I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT

Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE,

THERE IS NO FLASHING! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...

FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,

Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!

Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted

anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them

create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please

allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

The second version followed after the text. The mods deleted this one so quickly that nobody was actually able to see the video on it's own page. It's thumbnail is all the evidence we have that it ever existed at all.

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]

User talk:Manwithoutabody

2010-07-02T17:55:33Z

J0haely: /* Afternoon fanart. */

Quick question. I assume that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManWithoutABody this] is you? - [[User:AreYouAFool|AreYouAFool]] 15:52, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== Ham ==

{{tl|Ham}} We sure as hell have a template for that now! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:01, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your analisis of sonee and rosey and children's shows ==

I love it.Just saying.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:18, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Your Youtube Dramatic Readings ==

Just wanted to tell ya that I've been watching your "My Inner Life" readings. One of the funniest things I've ever heard. Nicely Done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 07:50, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:Just curious, will Afternoon get it's own dramatic reading, or do you only save it for things you can make funny? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 01:39, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks and also something else. ==

Me and some guys are working on a comic based on Sonichu (you may have noticed some thigns i added on Alc. Legend's page) and your characterization of Kitty is very close to what we had in mind. Long story short, i' ve thinking of adapting some things from afternoon into her characterization (which i think is great even though i find it heartwrenching), but first i'd like your OK. But most importantly: '''HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!!'''[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:28, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

-:O[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:04, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:Also maybe i should tell you some other details of our characterization: She's lesbian with trisha and oppostie to your interpretation, she's a blind follower of Chris, or mopre acurately Crystal, who would be villain and far more useful/stronger than chris. In fact all the asperchu chaotic combo now willfullly work for chris.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:10, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Afternoon fanart. ==

I made something for you. tell me what you think:
[[File:Hello Kitty.jpg]]

See if you can find the pieces of the sonichu family (i forgot rosechu though).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
:There is one piece in her mouth and the rest are in her right arm.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Giving characterization to Sonichu characters ain't really much of a hard task. Even when mocking the sacharineness of Sonichu's children, you made more deep than chris ever did. they had dreams and emotions. i felt really sad about reading their pain, though that may have been just because of my personality. but still, once again good work.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Manwithoutabody

2010-07-02T15:06:33Z

J0haely: /* Afternoon fanart. */

User talk:Manwithoutabody

2010-07-02T02:20:52Z

J0haely: /* Afternoon fanart. */ new section

File:Hello Kitty.jpg

2010-07-02T02:19:56Z

J0haely: Fan Art for Fan:Afternoon

Fan Art for [[Fan:Afternoon]]

List of Sonichu characters

2010-07-02T01:28:20Z

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The following is a '''list of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' characters''', in order of [[fail|appearance]].

==[[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]==
===Christian Weston Chandler===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris-Chan Sonichu|Colossal Chan|Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan}}

[[File:ColossalChrisChanVSMaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|The heroic Christian Weston Chandler!]]

Chris-chan's alternate self and Mary Sue, who believe it or not is meant to be the hero. In the comic, Chris is portrayed as much more slender than his corpulent IRL counterpart (except in earlier episodes). Comic Chris is also even ''more'' psychotic than Real Chris, having [[4-cent_garbage.com|murdered hundreds of people]] in a [[terrorist]] attack, permanently crippled [[Liquid Chris|several]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|others]], carried out a mini holocaust on [[Homos|homosexuals]], and had four men arrested, tried in an openly biased court, and personally executed. For making a [[Asperchu|parody webcomic]]. And this is just in [[Sonichu 10]] alone. His medallion allows him to don a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|fursuit]] when he shouts the phrase ''Electric Hedgehog Power!'', and he can access his [[Collosal Chan|Hobo-Chan]] form with use of the seven [[Sonichu Balls]].

Christian first appeared right on the front cover of [[Issue 0]], ordering Sonichu around. He cameoed throughout the rest of the comics, and took over as the main character in [[Issue 2]], which portrayed him as a descendant of the [[Cherokian Clan]] and fulfiller of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Chris has since made himself and his [[love quest]] the [[Chris and his ego|center of attention]] and main focus of the comic in every issue (with a [[Sonichu 8|few exceptions]]).

===Sonichu===
{{main|Sonichu (character)|Ultra Sonichu}}

[[File:I am not Gay.jpg|thumb|left|'I am [[gay|STRAIGHT!]]']]
Christian's "original" character. Sonichu is a recolor who is an unholy fusion of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokemon|a Pikachu]]. In earlier episodes he was the main protagonist of the comics. That is, until Chris took the spotlight. By [[Sonichu 2]], Christian had taken over as the main character, and by [[Sonichu 3]], Chris had added [[Chaotic Combo|a new batch of recolors]] who took over from Sonichu as the supporting cast. Consequently, Sonichu didn't have a central role again until [[Sonichu 8]], where he returned to his original purpose as a Sue for Chris. He continued this trend through the following issue. However, he did remain in the spotlight in [[Sonichu 10]], despite Chris's return, as he transformed into [[Ultra Sonichu]] and helped Chris in his killing spree.

===Rosechu===
{{main|Rosechu|The Incredible Lioness}}

[[Sonichu]]'s worthless, 1-dimensional girlfriend. She enjoys flowers, shopping, and getting kidnapped on a regular basis. She is completely incompetent and constantly relies on Sonichu to do even the most menial of tasks for her. Rosechu almost never walks or runs in public, she is always carried around by Sonichu. She also is ridiculously horny. [[Women's rights|This is Chris's idea of how women behave]], likely adapted from TV comedies or anime. She is the one of the few main characters to do almost nothing for the entire series, though she did once face rape [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog}}

Sega mascot and a major example of copyright infringement in the comic (aside from Sonichu). He makes a few appearances in the comic. Most notably in the first issue, as he's partly responsible for Sonichu's existence, as described below. He also shows up to help Sonichu again in [[Sonichu 1]], after Rosechu gets kidnapped. [[Women's rights|Again]].

Sonic also appears on the front cover of [[Sonichu 11]], and is thought to be returning for the '10 year anniversary.'

===Perfect Chaos Monster===
[[Image:Perfect_Chaos.jpg|thumb|right|Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''Sonic X'' vs Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''Sonichu''. Kinda lost his luster, huh?]]

'''Perfect Chaos''', or [[CWC-isms|"Perfect Chaos Monster"]] as Chris calls him, is the final form of Chaos, a villain introduced in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''. Composed of a liquid substance, Chaos assumes multiple shapes as it acquires the seven Chaos Emeralds, absorbing their negative energy to increase its power. Upon obtaining all seven, Chaos becomes '''Perfect Chaos''', a serpentine creature of massive size, and proceeds to destroy the city of [[Station Square]]. Sonic defeats Perfect Chaos by utilizing the ''positive'' energy of the Chaos Emeralds, which transforms him into Super Sonic.

This battle was adapted by Chris to provide the background for the origin of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in the [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of his [[Sonichu (comic)|new comic book series]]. The ''Sonichu'' series begins with a male [[Pikachu]] wandering into Station Square in the middle of a fight between Super Sonic and Perfect Chaos, whom Chris identifies as the "Perfect Chaos Monster". During the fight, Sonic accidentally collides with the Pikachu, somehow triggering an [[Rainbow|unexplained phenomenon]] which imparts Sonic's appearance and powers upon the Pikachu. The new Pikachu/Sonic hybrid awakens to find Sonic has still not defeated Perfect Chaos, and rushes to his aid. Using his new-found powers, he defeats the monster, and the onlookers, who mistake him for Sonic's super form, credit Sonic for the victory (retconning the ''Sonic Adventure'' game so that Sonic is [[Chris and his ego|little more than an assistant to Chris's original character]]). Contemplating his new form, the mutated Pikachu adopts the name "Sonichu", and returns to the wild. After that, Perfect Chaos is never mentioned again in the pages of ''Sonichu''.

===Trainer Kel===
{{main|Kel}}

[[File:KelHallOfFame.jpg|thumb|left|Wait, when did Kel ever see Rosechu again?]]
Female Pokémon trainer who owned the Raichu which transformed into [[Rosechu]]. Continued to take care of Rosechu until [[Sonichu]] took over as her new pimp. She was never heard from for a long time, but when [[Sean August Watley]] later used Trainer Kel as a central character in his own comic, [[Moon-Pals]], Christian became [[Death threats|very upset]]. When Sean was executed in [[Sonichu 10]], Chris bought back Kel as his executioner, where she got her revenge on Sean for him DARING to give her a personality and a starring role.

Most of Kel's backstory and what little personality she apparently had came through the [[CWCipedia]] article on Sonichu. According to this article, by some strange and nonsensical twist of fate, she fell madly in love with [[Naitsirhc]] at some point. This same article also claimed however, that she was kind, sweet, innocent and caring. This in spite of the fact that she shot a man to death at point blank range. Given the contradictions, it is safe to assume that this article is non cannon.

===David the Dragonite/Daisy the Dragonite===
{{main|Pokemon}}

A [[Wikipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] Kel also owned. The considerate Pokémon trainer offered his [[Duck|sexual services]] to [[Rosechu]] when the latter was [[Masturbating and squirtin'|in heat]], noting that he's "[[Honest|loyal]]". Rosechu refused, stating that David is "[[Obesity|just too big]]" even for her loose, gaping [[China]], and suggesting Kel [[Patti-Chan|have sex with him herself]]. Kel enigmatically answers that "she can't say she didn't try". Did they or didn't they? History will [[Chris and writing#Kudzu plot|never know]].

Strangely enough, David may have been [[retcon]]ned into "Daisy the Dragonite", as indicated by a listing of Kel's Pokémon on [[CWCipedia]]. David, who appeared in [[Issue 0]] (Episodes 2 and 3), is not mentioned on the list, though Daisy is and is the only Dragonite on the list. It would not be out of the question to think that Chris simply forgot about David's importance to the canon and retconned him into a girl, especially probable due to the fact that both names begin with the same letter and Chris couldn't really name a girl "Davidina", plus the fact that he has created [[Simonla|gender-benders]] before. This would indicate that Kel, in fact, offered "Daisy" to Rosechu for a [[lesbian]] relationship, which in turn calls into question the sexuality of Rosechu, Kel, and the Dragonite, and makes several aspects of the comic a great deal more confusing.

===Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc===
{{main|Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc}}
[[File:082-ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc.jpg|thumb|100px|You can tell he's gay because he is shirtless. Straight men wear [[Muscle bra|bras]]!]]

Originally known as Naitsirhc Giovanni, he was Christian's long lost twin brother, and was found and adopted by the [[Pokémon]] villain [[Giovanni]], and raised as a member of Team Rocket. When [[Chris]] fell into the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], his [[Medallion]] also entered the darkness, awakening a dormant evil within Naitsirhc, and transforming him into an evil(er) version of Chris. Renaming himself Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, the new anti-Chris dedicated himself to world conquest, and the destruction of his "[[gay|straight]]" twin.

Like Chris, Reldnahc has his own Sonichu Medallion, patterned after [[Black Sonichu]], which he uses to transform into his fursona of Reldnahc Ha-Taque. In [[Sonichu 10]], Christian [[Rape|pins him down]] and forcibly injects him with the Gay Vaccine from the future, which destroys his medallion, makes him lose his powers and turns him into a "good guy". Because as we all know, [[Chris and reality|homosexuality makes you evil]]. He was then returned to [[Kel]].

===Zapdos===
{{main|Pokemon}}

An electric type [[Pokémon]] and one of the three legendary birds. Zapdos was used by [[Naitsirhc]] to capture [[Rosechu]] and battle [[Sonichu]] in CWCville Mall. Although Sonichu was victorious, Naitsirhc obtained a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], which he would later use in the creation of [[Black Sonichu]].

===Jerkhief===
{{main|Jerkhief}}

[[Image:MyWoodenBadgeWasDelicious.jpg|thumb|left|Chris did once explain what this line meant. It made no more sense afterward than before.]]
Leader of the [[Jerkops]]. The Jerkhief is a massive [[African American]] man in a brown police uniform. Known for his beloved catchphrases such as "My wooden badge was delicious!" and "MAH SOUL HURTS!"

He attempts to arrest Chris for soliciting in the [[CWCville]] Mall, but is defeated by Christian's use of his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form. Jerkhief pulls a gun on the attacking furmonster, but Christian hits him with a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], causing him to lose his wife, children and home, and making the poor man break down in tears. Another victory for the forces of [[fail|good]]!

===Jerkops===
{{main|Jerkops}}
Villainous foot-soldiers of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the Jerkops are based upon various police officers and security guards Chris has encountered during his [[Love Quest]]. They are supposedly brainwashed [[slow-in-the-minds]] and College students. In spite of this, Christian has [[Chris and death|no qualms in killing them]], and doesn't even mention the possibility of curing them until way later in the series. It has also been suggested that the Jerkops leaders (aside from Mary and [[Count Graduon]]) were under similar influence, which makes Christian's cruelty to Jerkhief even worse.

===Metonic===
{{main|Metonic}}

Evolved form of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Appears only in Classic Sonichu strip set in 2029.

===Vamprosa===
{{main|Vamprosa}}

Evolved form of [[Rosechu]]. Appears only in Classic Sonichu strip set in 2029.

===Barbara Chandler===
{{main|Barbara Chandler}}

Chris's mother, and Sonichu's grandmother. Or something. The two rescued Barbara from [[Naitsirhc]] in one of the Classic Sonichu strips reprinted in [[Sonichu 0]].

==[[Sonichu 1|Sonichu #1]]==
===Giovanni===
{{main|Giovanni}}
[[File:Giovanni1.jpg|thumb|Remember when Giovanni was cool?]]

The leader of Team Rocket and villain of the first generation [[Pokemon]] games, Giovanni is determined to capture [[Sonichu]] at any cost. He teamed up with Doctor Robotnik to devise the perfect trap for Sonichu. Their plot was foiled, however, as Sonichu unexpectedly got help in dealing with the kidnappers, rather than going in alone like a [[retard]], as they expected him to do. However, he only got help from [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] because he bumped into him on his way to the base. So Sonichu is still retarded, just lucky.

Later on, Giovanni seems to have reevaluated his goals, and now seeks to take over [[CWCville]] and kill Christian, as he joined forces with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and helped them out during their attack on the city in [[Sonichu 9]]. Surprisingly, he seemed to want his son Reldnahc to rule the city, rather than wanting it for himself. This shows that at least Giovanni thinks of others sometimes rather than himself, which is more than can be said for our heroes.

===Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik===
{{main|Doctor Robotnik}}

[[File:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|left|Even Eggman was never this flamboyant.]]
Recurring villain of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. A mad genius with an IQ of 300, 'Dr. Eggman', as he is known, has tried to conquer the world multiple times, in an effort to build his own nation of robotic followers; Eggmanland. In ''Sonichu'', however, he shows up to help Giovanni devise a trap for Sonichu and later helps to try and take over CWCville with the PVCC. Why he would ever bother with trivial things such as catching pokemon, or why he has any kind of grudge against [[Chris and his ego|Chris of all people]] is a mystery that not even [[GodJesus]] could solve.

Also of note is that in the games, Eggman has a fleet of thousands of battleships, billions of robots, including elite androids based on [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] and the nigh unstoppable E-Series robots, as well as gigantic controllable mechs, and of course Metal Sonic. Not only this, but he also has access to multiple doomsday weapons, not least of all Space Colony ARK and a huge satellite, (As seen in ''Sonic Unleashed'') that could blow the fucking planet into pieces. In spite of having this MASSIVE load of firepower, he has used NONE of it in his battle again Chris. Not even a single Egg Pawn.

===Team Rocket===
Team Rocket is the villainous organization that captures [[Pokémon]] (from the series of the same name). But somehow the company has either fallen on hard times because of the global recession or made a fucking stupid business decision as they set up a new headquarters in [[CWCville]].

Team Rocket is run by [[Giovanni]] and his retarded homosexual son, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].

They are also responsible for the creation of [[Blake]].

=== Dr. Bill Schwartz/Bill the Scientist ===
[[File:Bill1.png|thumb| Dr. Bill Schwartz the Scientist]]
One of the more popular characters in Sonichu lore, Bill the Scientist was a genetics researcher for [[Team Rocket]] during the organization's brief alliance with [[Robotnik|Ivo Robotnik]]. It was Bill's duty to prepare [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu's]] DNA for the cloning machine, but he inadvertently spilled cherry cola into the sample, mutating the chromosomes of [[Blake|the clone]] until it took on a black color.

Bill is currently believed to be getting high somewhere with the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]], [[Metal Sonichu]], and [[Yawning Squirtle]]. Chris disputes this unorthodox fan theory in [[Twitter]], saying Bill is still in employ of Giovanni, and will be returning in comic. He then contradicts this when he appears later in [[Sonichu 10]], stating that Bill stopped working for Giovanny to save lives, and that he hats these bad days. Bill later appears, along with [[Kel]] and [[Allison Amber]], to execute Sean for his tenuously defined crimes against CWCville.

===Black Sonichu/Blake===
{{main|Black Sonichu}}
[[File:254-BlachuPose.jpg|thumb|left|Doesn't he remind you of [[Shadow the Hedgehog|someone]]?]]

Also known as "Blachu" and "Blake", Black Sonichu was cloned from samples of Sonichu's [[semen|DNA]], which Naitsirhc obtained in [[fapcup|battle]]. Mutated slightly from an accidental cherry cola contamination in the laboratory, the clone grew to have insidious black and red fur, in stark contrast to Sonichu's heroic urine-and-feces color scheme. Initially, Black Sonichu started out as a lackey for [[Giovanni]], and then later Reldnahc, before finally becoming a watered-down good guy with an attitude when he fell in love with [[Bubbles]]. Black Sonichu was last seen recuperating from his traumatic rape at the hands of a [[Silvana Rosechu|trannie]].

He also has his own superform, in the same vein as [[Ultra Sonichu]], named [[Wall of Originals|Silver Blachu]]. It is never seen in the comic, though.

Although Black Sonichu was technically introduced in the following issue, he did appear in one of the Classic Sonichu strips, [[Love quest|stalking]] [[Rosechu]].

=== Metal Sonichu ===
The [[Sonichu]] rip-off of Metal Sonic, he is one of the few characters even Chris will admit is a rip-off. Sadly though, he blames Robotnik for it. After being defeated by Sonic and Sonichu in [[Sonichu 1]] he crashes into the fucking [[moon]], however, he survives this attack, as evident by his hand rising out of one of the craters resulting in a cliffhanger.

The fans speculated that Chris probably just forgot about the piece of shit and he will never be heard of again, but after being constantly reminded about him in the [[Mailbag]], and after Sean used Metal Sonichu for [[Moon-Pals]], Chris suddenly declared that that Metal Sonichu would be returning at some point in [[Sonichu 11]] or [[Sonichu 12]], and that he would become possessed by [[Count Graduon]] and be the new villain, since he had already removed every other villain from the comic entirely, and [[Fail|left nothing for his characters to do anymore]].

<center><gallery>
Image:MetalSonichu.jpg|The [[fail]] almost leaps off of the page!
Image:220-ACMSchu.jpg|In [[Animal Crossing]] card form.
Image:221-ACMSchuBck.jpg|Yeah...
Image:222-YuMSchu.jpg|[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] variation.
</gallery></center>

 

===Amy Rose===
{{main|Amy Rose}}
[[File:Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|200px|thumb|'I had no idea that the [[Metal Gear Solid|Les Enfants Terribles Project]] had gone this far!']]

[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s love interest. Amy Rose in the [[video games]] is a 12 year old fangirl who has an obsessive crush on Sonic and often pursues him on his adventures to try and get his attention and appreciation.

That said, she at least does something in the video games, and often helps out the rest of the heroes on their quest, such as in ''Sonic Adventure'', where she singlehandedly defeated the Zero robot and in ''Sonic Adventure 2'', where she broke into a military base and freed a captured Sonic. In ''Sonichu'' however, all her personality is gone entirely and she is just as vapid and useless and stereotypical as any rosechu. She shows up for a couple of pages in [[Issue 1]] where she talks with Rosechu at CWCville Mall about meaningless bullshit.

===Hanna===
{{main|Hanna}}

A woman who [[trolled]] Chris IRL by pretending to respond favorably to his [[Attraction Sign]]. Chris, epic lulzcow that he is, not only fell for the ruse, not only shouted "NOOOOOOOO!" in a public place when he discovered the truth, not only e-mailed her to ask her out again sometime, but also documented the entire sorry affair in his own comics.

The ''Sonichu'' version of Hanna is apparently an agent of PVCC, and the only troll in the entire comic to to not be a cackling evil bastard, probably due to being a woman.

==[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]==

===Wes Iseli===
{{main|Wes Iseli|Wasabi Rival}}

[[File:Wes Iseli.jpg|thumb|left|In his Wes-Li Sonichu form.]]
Sarah Hammer's IRL boyfriend, whom Chris jealously demonized in his comics by casting him as the descendant of the [[Wasabi Clan]], a band of power hungry Native Americans who were enemies with the Cherokee.

When Chris fulfilled the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] by becoming [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Wes was visited by the spirit of the Wasabi leader, who granted him the power to become [[Wes-Li Sonichu]]. At first, Wes used his powers to attack Chris, until Sarah dumped his ass and convinced both of them to join her in defeating [[Count Graduon]]. Wes would later appear as a directionless villain, attacking Sarah Hammer's wedding in [[Sonichu 5]], and attending [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee Walsh's]] villain conclave in [[Sonichu 7]], as well as assisting in the attack on CWCville during [[Sonichu 9]].

===Sarah Hammer===
{{main|Sarah Hammer|Queen of the Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:Sonichu02-P13.jpg|thumb|Sarah as she appears in Issue #2 of Sonichu.]]

Chris's childhood friend, whom he later selected to bear his children before he discovered she was involved with another man. Chris nonetheless depicted her as the reincarnation of the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] in his comics, and bestowed upon her the power to become a super-powered furfag just like himself.

As Saramah Rosechu, Sarah joined Chris-Chan Sonichu and Wes-Li Sonichu in a prophesied battled against [[Count Graduon]]. Failing to actually defeat the villain, the trio sort of split up, leaving Chris to deal with him alone. Sarah then got married to another man, rejecting Chris yet again, and she left the city of CWCville entirely. She did cameo once more however, in [[Sonichu Special 2]], where she dressed in drag and attended the ceremony of Christian's ill fated marriage to [[Ivy]], acting as his best man.

===Keeper of the Destiny Cave===
An old fart who had hung around by an old cave for centuries, waiting for Chris to come along and use his [[Medallion]] to transform into his [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|fursona]]. After revealing the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to Chris and Sonichu, the Cave Keeper was never seen again. He's probably having a toke or two with [[Yawning Squirtle]], if he's smart.

===Mary Lee Walsh===
{{main|Mary Lee Walsh}}

[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|left|For some reason, Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]

Arch-nemesis to Christian (and by extension, Sonichu), Walsh is based on the real life dean of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], against whom Chris has nursed a grudge for years. In the comics, Walsh is portrayed as tyrannical witch, waging a bitter and ruthless war against love itself. For some reason, she considers cock-blocking Chris to be of vital importance to her goals, even though Chris does a pretty good job of that himself.

Mary Lee Walsh first appeared in the comics in [[Issue 2]], but a preview of her design was shown in [[Issue 0]], and she had been mentioned in both [[sub-episodes]] that had been in previous comics. In her first full appearance, she was wielding the staff of [[Count Graduon]], and directing the Golem attacking [[CWCville]]. This is thought to be her canonical first appearance as well, and it is believed that the subepisodes all take place after Sonichu 3, since the very first subepisode features Chris-Chan Sonichu.

Throughout the comics, she did nothing but throw wave after wave of [[Jerkops]], [[Manajerks]] and other PVCC agents at Chris. Occasionally she'd help out herself, and sometimes she'd just kick back and let her robots handle it. She captured [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] in the Dark Mirror Hole at one point, but it had very little lasting consequence. Christian later confronted her as Hobo-Chan in [[Sonichu 10]]. There, she let Chris destroy Graduon's staff and she surrendered. Not content, Christian attacked her with two large swords. It ended with her being paralyzed for life and put in prison.

===Count Graduon===
{{main|Count Graduon}}

[[Image:Count_Graduon.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon, the most [[Homos|phallic]] villain in the Sonichu series.]]
The Evil released when the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] was fulfilled. Graduon is a centuries-old evil wizard who was trapped inside a magic wand by the [[Cherokian Clan]]. In the 21st Century, he has forged an alliance with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has secretly manipulated [[Silvana Rosechu]] to become his trannie rape weapon against the [[fail|heroic]] Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. He was supposedly destroyed in [[Sonichu 10]], but Chris has stated that he would bring Graduon back in a later issue, and that he would have possessed Metal Sonichu.

===Golem===
A weapon used by [[Count Graduon]] after escaping from the Destiny Cave and joining forces with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Upon learning that the Golem had attacked [[CWCville]], [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]],[[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Saramah Rosechu]] teamed up to destroy it. Stolen from Sonic Adventure 2, where it originally appeared as a boss controlled by Eggman.

==[[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]]==
===The Chaotic Combo===
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Five other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon spawned as eggs from the [[Rainbow]] that created Sonichu. Scattered throughout the region, they would eventually discover each other in common battle against Black Sonichu. They would form the central cast of Sonichu for the rest of the comic, outranking even the original Sonichu in the CWCville hierarchy.

===Wild Sonichu===
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[[Image:Wild parenting tips.jpg|thumb|left|Wild Sonichu, advising his one year old daughter on how best to mutilate a man's genitals.]]

The green recolor and a sort of leader to the group. Wild also partially rips off Spiderman. He was apparently raised by a clan of weird ninja Scythers and a Venusaur. Once his father was kidnapped, he forgot all about him.

Later in life he became another member of the Great Director's private army and he served as another footsoldier in the many battles against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and PVCC. During the middle of all this dumbfuckery, he attended a Dating Education class and got paired up with a mindless twit named [[Simonla Rosechu]]. Simonla was later killed, but fortunately for Wild, the [[Sandy Rosechu|bastard child]] which resulted from all sex he had with her [[Chris and art#Originality|looked almost exactly like Simonla in every single way]].

===Bubbles Rosechu===
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[[File:Iamnotretarded.jpg|thumb|Yeah. Just keep telling yourself that Bubbles.]]

The blue recolor and an airheaded slut. According to [[Sonichu 3]], she was raised as a child by a random Swampert who happened to find her. One day, a Boulder-Dropping Whale randomly attacked her mother, and she forced herself to evolve so that she could save her. Some time later, she met the rest of the Combo when they all united under the common goal of beating up a [[Niggos|black guy]]. She does nothing for the rest of the comic besides fucking [[Blake]]. She finds a [[Sonichu Ball]] in [[Sonichu 8]], if you can count that as doing something. Oh, and there was one point where she failed to tell the difference between [[Silvana|a trannie]] and her own boyfriend even when told the answer by a psychic.

Since everyone saw Bubbles as a stupid whore, she was portrayed as the idiot of the group in the webcomic [[Asperchu]]. Some time later, Christian established on her [[CWCipedia]] article that Bubbles was supposedly a very intelligent girl and had studied with the people of Atlantis. As you would expect, none of this was shown in the comics, and Bubbles still acts like a stupid whore.

===Angelica Rosechu===
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[[Image:271-Angelica.jpg|thumb|left|Angelica, the embodiment of the Antichrist.]]

A white recolor. Angelica Rosechu was made to be a religious type, specifically a catholic. Her backstory explains that she was taken in by a convent of nuns, who raised her to be a devout Christian and named her Angelica after her resemblance of the biblical angels. Despite this, Angelica still grew up to be a filthy whore and a violent mercenary of [[CWCville]]. She eventually evolved one night in her sleep. Christian also [[Chris and writing|SOMEHOW]] knew who she was and that she had evolved, and showed up at her window to give her shoes and a scrunchie, which he left on her bed for her to find when she woke up. That's not creepy or anything.

She later became heavily entrenched in Christian's war against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Jerkops]], and may very well have killed several people in the battle. This is pure speculation however. What isn't speculation though, was that she did, in fact, ''personally execute'' [[Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10]]. After reading him the last rites of course. [[Chris and religion|Because you know, she's religious]]. She also said 'May God have mercy' whilst doing so. This may indicate that on some level she knows that what she is doing is wrong, but it's likely that she was referring to Alec, because like Chris, she also has a huge [[ego]], and genuinely believes that people should be killed for making [[parody]] webcomics. Like Bubbles, she is also a slut. She put out for Reginald Sneasel on the first date and she has been known to [[Media:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|do things in church that would make Jesus himself cry.]]

===Punchy Sonichu===
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[[Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy, the Asian one.]]
The red one. Punchy is not even a recolor. He is an exact duplicate of Knuckles the Echidna, who was already red. The only difference between them is that Punchy is far more retarded and has racist looking slanty eyes.

Punchy was born in a dojo somewhere after his egg crash landed there. Immediately after hatching, he was challenged to a sparring match by the Dojo owner's daughter and student, Mypoe, who [[Dragon Ball Z|ripped off his tail since it was a weakness]]. He then punched her through the roof and probably killed her. This is where his name came from. The dojo owner, [[Excel Saga|G.D.W. Shinabe]], then took it upon himself to train the infant murderer, and teach him how to properly use martial arts. This training was wasted on Punchy however, who just ended up using [[pokemon]] attacks for the rest of his life. Punchy later got caught up with the rest of the gang, and formed the Chaotic Combo with them. Shortly afterward, his master died under mysterious circumstances and he apparently inherited the dojo. Punchy then spent the rest of Sonichu fighting Jerkops and related enemies. He got a break from the routine in [[Sonichu 8]], where he took the [[Dating Education]] courses to try and learn how best to hook up with Angelica. As it turned out, Angelica would have been easy, but due to circumstances, Punchy ended up with another whore named Layla Flaaffy. Since [[Women's rights|all women are the same in Sonichu]], Punchy just rolled with it and had sex with her anyway. He later also participated in the [[Sonichu 10]] executions.

===Magi-Chan Sonichu===
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[[Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|thumb|left|When you turn your back, he's going to stab you.]]

The purple recolor. Magi-Chan was born in a mysterious cave where, upon hatching, he was contacted by the Pokemon Mewtwo, who trained him with his powers. Upon evolving into Magi-Chan, he promptly let out a fart. His training complete, Mewtwo left him and Magi-Chan would go on join the Chaotic Combo. Despite his awesome powers, Wild Sonichu was chosen over Magi-Chan as leader of the Chaotic Combo. It would be Magi-Chan who would serve as the means to locate the Sonichu Balls from their locations, accidentally causing Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]]. He would also fight Silvana from time to time as he attempted to save her from Graduon. In Sonichu 10, he frees Chris from the Time Void, goes into the future to bring the cure for homosexuality back to the present, but starts suffering due to that, yammering something about a crisis only Chris could avoid, failing to find a man high off his ass and failing to stop Evan and Simonchu from killing Simonla.

=== Sonee & Rosey ===
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The (irritating) baby versions of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], who appear on the first page of [[Sonichu 3]]. Technically, baby versions of Sonichu and Rosechu could never exist since they were created directly from a Pikachu and Raichu respectively, but that didn't stop Chris from creating them. They never made a canon appearance, but Chris [[Recycling|recycled]] the designs for [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]].

===Scyther===
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[[File:Scyther.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The Scyther who fathered Wild Sonichu. [[Chris and art|We think]].]]
For no obvious reason, a male Scyther assumed the role of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s father. Whether this is because it was screwing his Venusaur mother, or felt some obligation to help her raise Wild is unclear. The Scyther trained Wild in using his "Razor Leaf" attacks to cut down trees and such.

In [[Sonichu 8]], Wild would tell Sonichu and Rosechu of the last time he saw his adoptive father. According to Wild, his father was the leader of the "cut-sharp" clan of "Scyther and Scizor". At some point, the "Charmeleon Cult" burned down the dojo in the jungle that served as their headquarters. Wild joined his father on a mission to take [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|revenge]], but the Scyther was intercepted and captured by poachers instead. Wild cried like a bitch while the poachers loaded his dad in their van, then finally attempted to use his super powers to free him. The Scyther told him to stop, however, since he knew Wild was too much of a [[fail|failure]] to cut through the steel frame of the van. Wild's last memory of his father was of "the passing-of-the-torch look in his eyes".

===Venusaur===
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A female Venusaur in the jungle discovered [[Wild Sonichu]]'s egg and adopted him. As Wild inexplicably has retractable tentacles in his arms, the Venusaur trained him in using them to grasp objects.

===Swampert===
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A female Swampert adopted [[Bubbles Rosechu]] upon discovering her egg on the beach. Unlike Wild's parents, the Swampert doesn't seem to have taught Bubbles much of anything, and the pair spent her childhood splashing in the water like idiots. This idyllic existence was brought to and end when a Wailord dropped a giant boulder on the Swampert for no apparent reason. Unable to rescue her mother in her immature Rosey body, Bubbles evolved into her Rosechu form, and somehow used an ice beam to save the Swampert from drowning.

While Bubbles continues to live on the beach, the Swampert has not been seen since her first appearance. This would suggest that at some point, the Wailord returned to finish the job.

=== Boulder-Dropping Whale ===
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[[Image:Boulder_Whale.jpg|160px|thumb|left|The Boulder Dropping Whale's lone appearance in the comic.]]
As the name suggests, Boulder-Dropping Whale is a creature resembling a whale, who literally dropped a boulder. This signature attack was used against the Swampert who raised [[Bubbles Rosechu]], and would have drowned the Swampert if not for Bubbles' timely intervention. Although never named in the comic, the whale's anonymity and murderous hatred for ''Sonichu'' characters has earned him a cult following among [[trolls|fans]], who have dubbed him "Boulder-Dropping Whale", or "BDW" for short.
[[Image:Wailord.png|200px|thumb|An actual Wailord.]]
Originally identified as a common whale in the [[Audiobooks]], Chris stated in [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|a blog in January 2010]] that it is a Wailord, a [[Pokémon]] that closely resembles a whale; This makes sense, as Chris always uses Pokémon when drawing background fauna in his comics (probably because he didn't pay attention during any of his biology classes in high school), such as the underwater scene in [[Sonichu 8]] which featured only Pokémon sea creatures, and no naturally occurring wildlife. Further, BDW's trademark attack appears to resemble "Rock Tomb", an attack available to many Pokémon in the video games, including Wailord.

Nevertheless, the name "Boulder-Dropping Whale" has stuck, and no matter what his species, he remains a [[troll|fan]] favorite.

Chris also stated in the same blog that Boulder-Dropping Whale was in fact a Wailord, that he had been captured, and was currently being forced to fight the senseless battles of some random Pokémon trainer. The fans have disregarded this statement, standing firm in their belief that Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon with his [[Moon-Pals]] '''Bill''', '''Metal Sonichu''', and '''[[Yawning Squirtle]]''', getting high as fuck.

=== Nuns ===
[[Image:Schununs.jpg|thumb|"The Lord has sent us an egg, sister. Tonight, we'll have omelets"]]
The two nuns that raised [[Angelica]], even though ''real'' nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies. Like [[Angelica]] they reinforce religious upbringing by using the words ''bless'' and ''Lord'' frequently.

In addition to raising Angelica and teaching her how to fly, the nuns also saved the eggshell she hatched from. Chris stated in the [[videobooks]] that "they saved the eggshell for memories," which seems to shine a light on how his family justifies hoarding so much stuff. As there only appear to be two nuns in their convent, and they seem to have no problem with adopting disgusting mutant sow-people, ''and'' they seem to encourage them to masturbate in their supposedly holy dwelling, it's possible that the nuns are actually adult fetish models, and their convent is actually the studio for some sort of kinky reality show.

===G.D.W. Shinabe===
[[Image:Shinabe.jpg|thumb|left|Let it never be said Chris has no respect for [[copyright]]. He at least advertises the stuff he rips off.]]
Also referred to as "Nabe-San", Shinabe is one of Chris' many horrible ''[[Excel Saga]]'' references. The anime's director, Shinichi Watanabe, created an alter ego of himself to use as one of the characters in the series. Naming his self-insertion "Nabeshin" (a play upon his own name), Watanabe utilized him not only as a supporting cast member, but also as a way to break the fourth wall and poke fun at the production of the anime. Nabeshin would be heavily featured again in ''Puni Puni Poemy'', a follow-up project to ''Excel Saga''.

In ''Sonichu'', Chris depicts Nabeshin as Shinabe (get it?), who teaches a bizarre form of martial arts and film-editing. He adopts [[Punchy Sonichu]] and trains him to become a "strike ninja" after Punchy murders his daughter Mypoe. The initials "G.D.W." stand for ''Great Director Watanabe'', a reference to "Great Teacher Onizuka", a manga about a high school teacher, often abbreviated "GTO". The "GDW" gag was used in ''Puni Puni Poemy'', and so Chris stole the joke and clumsily incorporated it into his rehash character's name.

If Christian's Sonichu article on [[CWCipedia]] is to be taken as canon, then Shinabe was murdered by an ex student seeking revenge for some reason ''during the middle of Punchy giving Chris a tour of the dojo''.

=== Mypoe ===
[[Image:Schumypoe.jpg|120px|thumb|A classic example of fanservice in ''Sonichu'']]
Mypoe is a loose knockoff of Poemy, the star of ''Puni Puni Poemy'', depicted as Nabeshin's adopted daughter. Chris reversed the syllables in her name, both of them (Poemy refers to herself as "Kobayashi" in the show, a reference to her voice actor, Yumiko Kobayashi. Chris blatantly rips this off with Mypoe calling herself "Byashiko"), and appears to have changed her appearance to resemble [[Excel Saga|Excel]] instead. In ''Sonichu'', Mypoe is a female student of Shinabe who challenged [[Punchy Sonichu]] to a battle moments after he hatched from his egg. During the fight, she tore Punchy's tail off his body, claiming that it was a ''weak point'', and should be removed (a concept stolen from [[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball]]). The trauma apparently caused Punchy to evolve into his Sonichu form. In retaliation, Punchy attacks Mypoe with a Sky Uppercut, which sends her right out of the Dojo, through the roof. Unfazed by the apparent murder of his daughter, Shinabe adopts Punchy as his new star pupil.

Like all minor characters Mypoe is considered cool amongst the [[trolls|fans]].

=== Mewtwo ===
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[[Image:Mewtwo.JPG|thumb|left|Mewtwo is not pleased with Chris.]]
A powerful, reclusive Pokémon genetically engineered from the DNA of the rare Mew, Mewtwo escaped from his creators and briefly plotted to conquer the world in the first Pokémon feature film. Mewtwo's dark, brooding nature and vast psychic abilities would serve as Chris's "inspiration" for [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]], whose egg hatched in the same cave Mewtwo lived in during the movie. As if the connection weren't blatant enough, Chris established that Mewtwo served as Magi-Chan's mentor, contacting him at birth via telepathy and teaching him to use his mental powers. Aside from his mental rapport with Mewtwo, Magi-Chan grew up completely isolated from the rest of the world. In a half-assed attempt to introduce him to civilization, Mewtwo projected memories of Jackie Chan films, other people's birthday parties, and various tourist attractions. Two weeks after Magi-Chan evolved into his Sonichu form, Mewtwo sent him out into the world, promising that they would one day meet face-to-face. As Chris has probably forgotten all about this, though, it'll probably never happen.

Christian has also notably claimed on the [[CWCipedia]] once that Reldnahc had a Mewtwo in his Pokemon team. It can be assumed that this is the same one.

===Flame the Sunbird===
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Shameless ripoff of Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie who seems to be in dire need of pants. Flame is the guardian of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]], and joined Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo in rescuing it from Black Sonichu. He would later be seen attending the Chaotic Combo's birthday party at the mall. It is emphasized that he is not a Pokemon, yet he readily uses Pokemon attacks, such as Drill Peck.

===Black Manajerk===
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[[Image:Bmanajerk-oblivion.PNG|thumb|100px|Black Manajerk, the badass.]]
Chris's re-imagining of the McDonald's manager who interfered with his [[Love Quest]] at [[Mal-Wart]]. The B-Manajerk, along with his partner, [[Merried Seinor Comic]], confront Chris after the [[Jerkhief]] tells them about him. When Chris refuses to leave, they attack him with [[Mecha-Jerkops]], and Chris is aided by [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. As Darkbind handles the other foes, Chris battles B-Manajerk, and defeats his cybernetic armor with the powers of his [[Medallion]]. He also later attended [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s villain convention after Chris was sucked into the [[Time Void]].

[[Chris and race|And yes, the 'B' in B-Manajerk does stand for Black]].

===Merried Seinor Comic===
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Companion of [[B-Manajerk]], Merried Seinor Comic, also known as Kirby, is probably based on an older man who worked for the Wal-Mart which housed the McDonald's in which Chris was loitering that day. In ''Sonichu'', he is depicted as a cyborg with mechanical arms and legs. When he and B-Manajerk attack Chris, [[Darkbind Sonichu]] arrives to help, and dismantles Merried Seinor Comic with his superior swordsmanship. Their duel appears to have been a pathetic excuse for Chris to use Monty Python gags in his comic, with Merried Seinor Comic assuming the role of the Black Knight who refuses to admit defeat after losing his limbs.

===Wal-Mart Manajerk===
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[[Image:W-M-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Truly an inspiration to us all.]]
The ruler of the [[Mal-Wart]] region, W-M-Manajerk confronts Chris shortly after [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]] are defeated. Like his henchmen, W-M is a cyborg, although he appears to be a head in a jar of life-sustaining fluid, affixed to an entirely robotic body. Far stronger than the other [[Manajerks]], W-M easily overpowers Chris, until he combines his [[Medallion]] with the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to summon his "dream sibling", [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. Using their combined power, Chris and Crystal turn the tables against W-M, and send his disembodied head flying back to [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who sent him to menace Chris in the first place.

Particularly worrying was that according to dialogue, Chris and Crystal were surprised to learn he could survive in just his head form after they removed it from his body, implying that they had intended to murder the helpless man.

===Darkbind Sonichu===
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[[Image:081-Darkbind.jpg|130px|thumb|right|Dear Lord, he's even [[gay]]er than [[Magi-Chan]]!]]
Yet another Sonichu recolor, Darkbind is a rip off not only of Sonic and Pikachu, but Darkwing Duck and Link from the Legend of Zelda as well. In his first appearance, Darkbind comes to help Chris defeat the [[Manajerks]] at the [[Mal-Wart]] region, but leaves just before the [[W-M-Manajerk]] shows up to beat the shit out of Chris. Whoops.

Darkbind would later return to repel [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s invasion of [[CWCville]] in [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], and finally reveal that he has been searching for the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] to re-awaken his beloved [[Zelina Rosechu]]. He finally achieves this is [[Sonichu 10]], and then starts [[fail|crying]].

===Mecha-Jerkops===
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Mechanical [[Jerkops]] used by the [[Manajerks]] to forcibly eject Chris from the Mal-Wart Region. The only two to appear were easily defeated by [[Darkbind Sonichu]], suggesting that they're actually far less formidable than flesh and blood Jerkops. One wonders what was the point was when actual Jerkops are far more capable and numerous.

==[[Sonichu 4|Sonichu #4]]==
=== Crystal Weston Chandler ===
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Chris's imaginary sister. A virtual duplicate of Chris with the exception of being a female, she is created by the power of Chris's [[Pixelblock]] [[Heart Torch]], giving her sentience. Like Chris, she can become a Rosechu - Crystalina Rosechu - through her own medallion. She later spends half of the comic trapped away in a [[Dark Mirror Hole|mirror]] before being rescued as an afterthought.

=== Snorlax ===
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A [[Snorlax]] who briefly appeared in Christian's 'Backyard Safari' [[Sub-Episode]], a documentary about [[Jerkops]] designed specifically to insult them. He comments at one point that a [[Jerkhief]] weighs [[Obesity|over 1500 pounds]] and can be identified by its [[The Creepy Stare|glassy eyes]] and wooden badge. [[Chris and hypocrisy|How ironic for Chris to be saying such things about Jerkops]].

The Snorlax appears at the bottom of the page as an illustration, since Christian had commented in a paragraph that the Jerkhief was heavier than a Snorlax.

=== ScotPalazzo ===
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ScotPalazzo is the [[Manajerk]] of Fa-Square, from the Sho-Mall Region. He is based on the manager who called the [[Jerkhief]] on Chris in real life, though he did not appear in Sonichu until Sub-Episode 6, where he for some reason became jealous that Chris had his own TV show; CWC's Backyard Safari. He decided once he was done watching it to order more Jerkops after Chris, since he was once again persisting to [[Love Quest|solicit sex in a public place]] and was still [[Story of my current days|resisting arrest]]. Or at least, that would be the [[Honest|truthful]] reason. In ''Sonichu'', however, it's because he hates love, since it caused his mother's murder suicide somehow. It's likely that the real ScotPalazzo's mother did no such thing, but Chris for some reason thinks that [[Trolls|anyone who dislikes him]] at all must have terrible and tragic lives, since [[Chris and his ego|only people with no life could ever possibly hate Chris]]! That said, ScotPalazzo is probably the only villain in Sonichu, at least until [[Sonichu 10]], to have any kind of motivation, so no one's complaining. ScotPalazzo also attended Mary's villain convention after Chris was lost to the [[Time Void]].

=== Turdijerk ===
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Turdijerk is the Manajerk of the [[Get-Tar]] region. He appears in Sub-Episode 7, where he tells Chris to get out of his store because he is loitering on private property again and scaring off his customers. Unlike with previous cases where he has provoked Manajerks into a fight, this time Chris just attacked them outright after they asked him to leave. Not caring for being assaulted by loitering manchildren, Turdijerk calls [[Bagget|Marcus Bagget]] to come and deal with the potentially dangerous Chris before he attacks any more of his employees. He also later attended [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s villain convention.

=== Trebor Capman ===
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Turdijerk's assistant and the second victim of Christian's unwarranted attack on the store manager. It can be assumed that his real name is Robert, given Chris's legendary love for [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|reversing names]]. He was also present at the villain convention with his boss Turdijerk.

=== Marcus Bagget ===
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=== Crackder ===
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==[[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]]==

*Jack's Knight as William Spicer ([[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband)
*[[Sailor Megtune]]/[[Megan Schroeder]]
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]
*Harriet
*Joseph
*Julia
*Nick
*[[Jamsta Sonichu]]
*CWCville Constable
*[[CADD Chef]], aka Keneru-Meneth

==[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]==

===Patti-Chan===
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Chris's beloved dog. As her twilight years prepared to come to an end, a combination of eating a four-leaf clover and moonbeams transformed Patti into Patti-Chan. Realizing what had happened, Chris brought his dog to CWCVille so it can live on forever. She uses her magic to protect the Mayor's office in Sonichu 9, then kills Alec in Sonichu 10 because "she's not a zombie".

===Allison Amber===
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Chris's mayoral secretary. Once a prominent Hollywood star, she gave up the fame and fortune to work in the CWCVille Mayor's office. When Chris is cast into the Time Void, Allison takes over until his complete return. In Sonichu 10, she kills Sean for his depiction of her in Moon-Pals.

===Shadow the Hedgehog===
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The Ultimate Life Form created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik, this [[stress|angst-filled]] hedgehog is the focal point of a number of Sonic games made in the mid-2000s and is the inspiration of Blake. Despite not appearing in the comics proper, Shadow DOES make an appearance in an ad for Christian and the Hedgehog Boys' solo album.

===Zelina Rosechu===
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Darkbind Sonichu's love interest. She is put under a spell through the locked power of the Sonichu Crystals prior to the start of the series. She's awakened and turns out to be the same as all the other vapid Rosechus in Sonichu 10.

===Clawdorf===
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Darkbind Sonichu's deadly foe. After putting Zelina into a deep sleep, he is accidentally turned into stone and left in a cave. He is presumed freed by Ultra Sonichu.

===Bionic the Hedgehog===
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Chris's first creation before Sonichu came into play. Thought up of after getting smacked with a Sonichu Crystal (later altered to be a basketball), Bionic became Chris's first creation. He would go into obscurity until Naitsirhc arrived on the scene, knocking out the villain with a basketball. He would soon fall in love with Megagi and go and aid Chris in his adventures, culminating in Bionic electrocuting Alec.

==[[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]==

===Mighty the Armadillo===

Mistakenly spelled "Mighty the Arm'''or'''dillo" by Chris, Mighty is a supporting character from the [[Sonic The Hedgehog]] video games, including "Knuckles Chaotix" and "SegaSonic The Hedgehog". Due to his relative obscurity and passing resemblance to more popular Sonic characters, Mighty may be misidentified by ''Sonichu'' readers as another one of Chris's crappy "original" characters.

When Chris travels back in time to relive the moment he "created" [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], he recalls that he would often imagine Sonic characters acting out scenes in the books he read. According to Chris, he was reading a "Fear Street" novel by R.L. Stine, imagining Mighty as one of the characters, when he was struck on the head by a basketball, and at the same moment, imagined an orange version of Sonic emerging from a locker door where Mighty was standing.
 

===Sammy===
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A "fat, stupid" version of Chris utilized for the "Family Guy Skitch" featured in Episode 15. In a typical ''[[Family Guy]]'' style aside, Chris recalls a fictional memory of himself in an embarrassing situation, bearing a strong resemblance to Peter Griffin. Later, this same alternate version of Chris appears to speak with the real Chris, who identifies the character as Sammy, who merely "played" Chris in his memory. Sammy is a beloved figure to trolls, as he is ironically a far more accurate caricature of Chris than the skinnier version who actually stars in the comic.
 

*Skelevision
*Ghost Buggy
*The Filmation [[Ghostbusters]]
*[[Kellie Andes]]
*[[Bender Bending Rodreiguez]]
*[[Joseph Herring]]
*[[Beavis]]
*[[Butt-head]]

===Janekops===
[[Image:Janekops.jpg|thumb|100px|You have the right to remain ''sexayyyyy'']]

Female [[Jerkops]]. Chris suggested the possibility of female Jerkops in [[Sonichu 4]], by describing a "Hypno-gun" the Jerkops use to transform retarded people into new Jerkops. Presumably, then, any Janekop would be a female victim of such a weapon. Jerkops with tits would be seen standing guard at [[PVCC]] in issue #7, so these are most likely the same Janekops Chris suggested earlier.

*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
*[[Kathleen]] (Jason's Woman Slave)
*[[Blanca]]
*[[Jiggliami]]
*[[Lolisa Rosechu]]
*[[Robert Simmons V]] aka sonichufan1985 aka sonichufan1986

==[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]==
*[[Lovey Howell]]
*[[Beel]]
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]] employees
*[[George W. Bush]]
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[John McCain]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Sarah Palin]]
*[[Simonla Rosechu]]
*[[Zapina Rosechu]]

===Thurston Howell III===
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|200px|The "S" in "Sonichu" stands for "Subtlety".]]

In ''[[Sonichu 8]]'', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] with a scathing [[parody]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name. Since no [[anime]] or ''[[Family Guy]]'' characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found '''Thurston Howell III''' and '''Lovey Howell''', the elitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series ''Gilligan's Island''. Chris is probably blissfully unaware that the joke will probably sail very far over the heads of his target demographic, and he's also unaware that there are countries on GodJesus's green earth where the show hasn't aired for decades. Or ever.

Appearing outside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island. Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointless exercise, as Chris had already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his [[Sonichu (website)|website]], [[YouTube]] videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in [[2008]].

===Greta Squall===

News anchor for "[[Excel Saga|FQX]] News". Covered CWCville's 2008 Spring Break celebration on location, and became so overcome with the festivities that she stripped down to a swimsuit and leaped into a pool. Horribly disfigured, her face bears several scars, each shaped like the numeral "2", and her arms are swollen to abnormal size, possibly due to localized gigantism.

*[[Silvana Rosechu]]
*[[Yawning Squirtle]] (hell yeah!)
*[[Mudkips]]
*[[Seadra]]
*[[Goldeen]]
*[[Staryu]]
*[[Corsola]]
*[[Octillery]]
*[[Mantine]]
*[[Corphish]]
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Troll]] from the movie "Troll"?
*[[Sarah Jackson]]
*[[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]] aka [[Panda Halo]]

==[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]==

*Sarah Jackaras - Comic version of [[Sarah Jackson]]
*George Phillip - Looks like Kenny from ''[[South Park]]''.
*[[Layla Flaaffy]]
*[[Ivy]]
*[[Reginald Sneasel]] - Hates darkies and shows obvious signs of jealousy just like Chris
*[[God/Jesus]]

===Florance Fisher===
[[Image:SchuFlorence.jpg|100px|thumb|Florance Fisher]]

One of the few [[Niggos|black]] characters in Sonichu that isn't evil. She is rejected by Reginald, mirroring Chris's own refusal to date a black woman. Crudely resembles ''South Park'''s art style, and was probably traced.

*Rita Jackaras
*Barely mentioned:
**Amy Testa
**Clem Jennings
**Geraldine
**Fred Shiflet
**Emily Ryan
**Unnamed computer-lab attendant
**Clyde Raymond - Scored the lowest on the dating test. Possible stab at [[Clyde Cash]]

*Robots (Transformers rip-offs, because Chris can't ruin your childhood enough):
**[[Prower]] - Punchy's motorcycle, recolor of Samurai Prowl from ''Transformers Animated''
**[[Scoundrals As Vessels]] - evil PVCC Decepticon, Repaint of Swindle from ''Transformers Animated''
**[[Son-Chu]] - Chris's gay ass car with the Sonichu vanity plate
**[[Bumble-Lumba]] - recolor of Bumblebee from ''Transformers Animated''. Also a pizza delivery car.
**[[Excelina]] - recolor of R.C. from ''Revenge of the Fallen''.
**[[Armoraxe]] - recolor of Sound Wave from ''Transformers Animated''. Even has a guitar as a weapon.

*[[BlazeBob Sonichu]]
*[[Chloe Rosechu]]

Both were created by [[PandaHalo]]. <ref>From the CWCipedia Sonichu page, under "Sonichu's Evolution" ''"Fire Stone = Blazebob Sonichu (to be Introduced soon in Episode 20 with Chloe Rosechu; both were fabricated by late Loyal Sonichu/Rosechu Fan and True Australian Gal-Pal, PandaHalo. She died in the brushfires of Australia April, 2009; she will always have a place in my heart with her singing of "Lift Up Your Eyes" from PlanetShakers)."''</ref>

*[[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] - The Sonichu variation of Liquid Chris.

==[[Sonichu 10| Sonichu #10]]==

===Bugs Bunny===
[[Image:Bugsbunny.jpg|thumb|Bugs, enjoying what appears to be a joint.]]

A beloved American cartoon icon for decades, representative of the wacky World War II propaganda cartoons and the early 20th century vaudeville theater, '''Bugs Bunny''' appeared briefly in [[Sonichu 10]] to scold [[Jimmy Hill]] for his [[Parody|infringement]] upon [[Sonichu]]'s [[Chris and Copyright|copyright]]. This is a subtle reference to Mr. Hill's conviction over bootlegging Warner Bros. merchandise in Europe years earlier.

===Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez===
[[Image:geraldandlouie.JPG|thumb|Constables Gerald (left) and Louis, with firm friend [[Sonichu]].]]

Two of [[CWCville]]'s policemen (true blue, not [[Jerkops]]) who show up in [[Sonichu 10]] to apprehend [[Inos]]. Despite this being their first appearance, they are shown as good friends of [[Sonichu]].

Gerald is the white officer, with a strong chin resembling Quagmire of ''[[Family Guy]]''. He takes a [[Pedofork|particular interest]] in Sonichu's son [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Robbie]].

Louis is the [[Niggos|black officer]] - Chris has confirmed that his addition was affirmative action in [[Mailbag_50#And_in_closing...|Mailbag 50]]. He greets Sonichu with a hearty "MY BRO!" and a fist-bump. Chris is clearly pulling out all the stops to achieve a diverse and nuanced cast. Sonichu in turn inquires about his wife and "[[duck|little Lou]]"; they are reportedly "just chillin'".

It is worth noting that the office of Constable is no longer used in [[Virginia]], calling into question the legitimacy of their authority. It is also worthy of note that Louis Perez could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely. Constable Lou may also be connected to Sergeant Lou of [[The Simpsons]], which would make Gerald Officer Eddie.

===The Asperpedia Four===
[[Image:Maoalecevansean.jpg|thumb|The Asperpedia Four on trial. (clockwise from the top: Mao, Alec, Evan, Sean)]]

The main users of the Asperpedia. They are arrested and executed by Chris and the others for their roles in the death of Simonla. The four are:

*[[Alec Benson Leary]] - the creator of Asperchu. Is attacked off screen by the pseudo Chaotic Combo and Mitch Sonichu for "giving them Asperger's and drawing them SOOOO horribly." Is electrocuted by Chris and the Chaotic Combo.
*[[Evan]] - Simonchu's creator. Is castrated and drilled to death by Sandy and Wild.
*[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean Watley]] - Creator of Moon-Pals. Is shot to death by Allison, Bill the Scientist, and Kel.
*[[Asperpedia|Mao]] - Asperpedia admin. Is [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|broken]] and killed by Chris.

===Others===

*[[Little Big Planet|Sackboy]]
*[[Jimmy Hill]]
*[[Clyde Cash]] - a homo [[troll]] whom Chris forces to kill himself.
*[[Jack Thaddeus]] - another homo troll whom Chris forces to kill himself.
*[[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] - Revealed to be Silvana in disguise.
*[[Asperchu]]/Mitch Sonichu - an alternate universe variation of Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu creation. Is cured of Asperger's and transformed into Mitch Sonichu by Ultra Sonichu.
*[[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)|Michael Sonichu, Bobby Sonichu, Kitty Rosechu, Trisha Rosechu, Whisp Sonichu and Swift Sonichu]] - the Asperchu versions of Sonichu, Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Angelica Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu and Magi-Chan. Transformed and cured of their Asperger's by Ultra Sonichu.
*Metal Asperchu - A robot Asperchu created to find and collect the seven [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Pickles]]. Is destroyed by the pseudo Chaotic Combo.
*[[Basement Rosechus]]
*[[Inos]]
*[[Simonchu]]
[[Image:Toiletexplodingvoltorb.png|thumb|Simonla's killer.]]
*Toilet Exploding Voltorb - The Pokemon that kills Simonla with Self-Destruct.
*[[Sandy Rosechu]]
*Judge Slack Lewis
*Marvey Blaziken - A shameless ripoff of Harvey Birdman, except with a Blaziken instead of a Bird. Serves as the Prosecutor for the Asperpedia Four's trial. Marvey is clearly a personification of [[Chris and the Law|Chris's poor understanding of the American legal system]] as he is able to win the case with no evidence beyond "they drew bad comics". He also appears at the end of the comic to be Chris's Mouthpiece against fans for having the AUDACITY to want semi-regular updates.

==[[Sonichu Special 2]]==

===Ching Chong===
[[Image:SchuComicSP2P4.jpg|thumb|It is said that perfect wedding days can feel like sweet blissful happy blur for everybody. Ching Chong certainly feels that way, but not in the usual sense... ''she was told about "recycling".'']]

A small [[China|Chinese]] girl that Ivy tutored in [[Chris and art|art]]. Ching Chong became mentally scarred for life due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own "[[Semen|Navy]]" while innocently browsing the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] website. Chris offered [[Chris and remorse|formal excuses]] to her in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log video]]. In the comic she appears as the flower girl.

===Other Characters===
*[[Keino]] - Ivy's dad
*[[Crass and Champ]] - Ivy's hermit crabs which are ring bearers

*'''Canino Houndhowl''' - receptionist for wedding, a creation of [[Megan]] that Chris ripped off
*[[Metal Gear Solid | Gecko and Mantis]], a pair of Raptor Chefs.
*'''Lilith''' - A Meowth who is a bridesmaid
*'''Rachel''' - Ivy's best friend, the maid of honor
*CWCville Baptist Church Pastor
*[[My Little Pony]]
*'''[[MEOW|Spas]]''' - a feline pianist
{{clear}}

==[[Sonichu Special 4]]==
*[[CChanSonichuCWC]] - The REAL CHRIS who is falsely portrayed as a madman who kidnapped Kacey and likes to cut people
*[[Kacey]] - The Damsel in Distress
*[[Megatron]] - used to injure a man who is already disarmed.
*Kacey's family - All are thankful to [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] for shooting the unarmed Real Chris in the legs
**[[Father_Call|Matt Devoria]] - Kacey's father who looks like Guile from Street Fighter 2. (Hates Ian in real life and doesn't want them to marry.)
**Kacey's mother
**Kacey's brother
**Kacey's sister - Says Ian is a "hot man" and Liquid Chris is a "[[CChanSonichuCWC#Irony|geeky twerp]]"

==Sauce==
<references />

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Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T01:54:12Z

J0haely:

This untitled animation is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. We'll call it "Tagged Flipnote" as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves. Since Chris has a big [[ego]] this can only end well. It should be noted that in order to be able to read it on the internet, [[Fail|one must turn their head or screen 90 degrees.]]

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sR3augp4NQc}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The Nintendo DSi is flipped over to make this vertical.]'' 
''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed.]'' 
'''Writing:'''
"To prevent being "Tagged", here are my Ten Facts C.W.C. 

I AM [[Honest|HONEST]], GOOD AND DECENT MAN, Christian W. Chandler. 

I AM A FUN, LOYAL, SOCIABLE AND COOL FRIEND, Christian W. Chandler 

I ENJOY MAKING [[Women's rights|WOMEN FEEL GOOD]]. :) Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Chris and anger|CALM, PEACEFUL AND FRIENDLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM NOT DANGEROUS, [[Death threats|NOR WOULD I EVER HARM ANY PERSON]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Power|STRONG]] AND CAN/WILL DEFEND/PROTECT MY TRUE FRIENDS. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM A FAITHFUL [[Chris and religion|CHRISTIAN METHODIST]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Autism|SMART]], AND [[Lie|I LIKE TO THINK & PLAN THINGS THROUGH FULLY]]. christian W. Chandler 

I AM Sonichu's Original Creator. christian W. Chandler 

I KEEP MY SOCIAL-IZINGS IN REAL LIFE ONLY, AND MY... 

...PERSONAL INFORMATION OFFLINE AND TO MY-SELF AND THOSE CLOSEST AND MOST... 

... HONEST ONLY. THE STUFF ONLI-NE ARE FALSE, OUTSIDE MY [[Youtube|YOUTUBE]], "ChristianWChandler", 

AND THIS F.N. Hatena Account in my own hand-writing/draw-ing. C.W.C. 

OH YEAH! 

I'm 28 Years [[Fail|Young]], 5'10", and a [[Lie|Good-Looking Man]]. Christian W. Chandler 

Thank You, and have a good & safe day. ''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed again.]'' Christian W. Chandler." 

{{stub}}

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Tagged Flipnote

2010-06-28T01:53:34Z

J0haely:

This untitled animation is the eighth of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. We'll call it "Tagged Flipnote" as it is based off a meme on the site where people get 'tagged' and write about themselves. Since Chris has a big [[ego]] this can only end well. It should be noted that in order to be able to read it, [[Fail|one must turn their head or screen 90 degrees.]]

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = [untitled]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sR3augp4NQc}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| previous = [[Cheesy!]]
| next = TBA
}}

=== Transcript ===
''[The Nintendo DSi is flipped over to make this vertical.]'' 
''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed.]'' 
'''Writing:'''
"To prevent being "Tagged", here are my Ten Facts C.W.C. 

I AM [[Honest|HONEST]], GOOD AND DECENT MAN, Christian W. Chandler. 

I AM A FUN, LOYAL, SOCIABLE AND COOL FRIEND, Christian W. Chandler 

I ENJOY MAKING [[Women's rights|WOMEN FEEL GOOD]]. :) Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Chris and anger|CALM, PEACEFUL AND FRIENDLY]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM NOT DANGEROUS, [[Death threats|NOR WOULD I EVER HARM ANY PERSON]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Power|STRONG]] AND CAN/WILL DEFEND/PROTECT MY TRUE FRIENDS. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM A FAITHFUL [[Chris and religion|CHRISTIAN METHODIST]]. Christian W. Chandler 

I AM [[Autism|SMART]], AND [[Lie|I LIKE TO THINK & PLAN THINGS THROUGH FULLY]]. christian W. Chandler 

I AM Sonichu's Original Creator. christian W. Chandler 

I KEEP MY SOCIAL-IZINGS IN REAL LIFE ONLY, AND MY... 

...PERSONAL INFORMATION OFFLINE AND TO MY-SELF AND THOSE CLOSEST AND MOST... 

... HONEST ONLY. THE STUFF ONLI-NE ARE FALSE, OUTSIDE MY [[Youtube|YOUTUBE]], "ChristianWChandler", 

AND THIS F.N. Hatena Account in my own hand-writing/draw-ing. C.W.C. 

OH YEAH! 

I'm 28 Years [[Fail|Young]], 5'10", and a [[Lie|Good-Looking Man]]. Christian W. Chandler 

Thank You, and have a good & safe day. ''[An image of [[Sonichu]] with © 3/00 next to it displayed again.]'' Christian W. Chandler." 

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[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Cheesy!

2010-06-28T00:24:14Z

J0haely: /* Transcript */

[[Image:Flipbookcrazy.png|thumb|left|I am NOT Crazy!]]

'''Cheesy!''' is the seventh of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The animation consists of what is supposedly the character Cheese from the animated series ''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'' speaking lines of dialogue lifted directly from the show.

At the end of the animation, Chris claims that he is not crazy, and that he was only doing this animation for fun. For once, Chris actually admits that something he has done is unoriginal.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Cheesy!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vFmM0ZWJfV4}}
| stardate = June 24, 2010
| previous = [[RandomSong1]]
| next = TBA
}}
[[Image:Cheese.jpg|thumb|right|Cheese does not aprove]]
=== Transcript ===

'''Cheese:''' I like [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate milk]]! Tinkle tinkle in the car, you use a jar! Again! I like cereal! Do it again, do it again, do it again!

'''Writing:''' This was a silly Cheese Bunch from Craig McCracken, and it's only a spot of fun; I am not crazy. C.W.C.

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[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Cheesy!

2010-06-28T00:23:25Z

J0haely: /* Transcript */

[[Image:Flipbookcrazy.png|thumb|left|I am NOT Crazy!]]

'''Cheesy!''' is the seventh of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The animation consists of what is supposedly the character Cheese from the animated series ''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'' speaking lines of dialogue lifted directly from the show.

At the end of the animation, Chris claims that he is not crazy, and that he was only doing this animation for fun. For once, Chris actually admits that something he has done is unoriginal.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Cheesy!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vFmM0ZWJfV4}}
| stardate = June 24, 2010
| previous = [[RandomSong1]]
| next = TBA
}}
[[Image:Cheese.jpg|thumb|right|Cheese does not aprove]]
=== Transcript ===

'''Cheese:''' I like [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate milk]]! Tinkle tinkle in the car, you use a jar! Again! I like cereal! Do it again, do it again, do it again!

'''Writing:''' This was a silly Cheese bunchfrom Craig McCracken, and it's only a spot of fun; I am not crazy. C.W.C.

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RandomSong1

2010-06-27T19:44:53Z

J0haely:

[[Image:Flipbookcow.png|thumb|left]]

{{quote|Another Random Humor item of mine with no meaning. Well, Moo, where`s the milk? Twilc could have watched this Cow Flipnote, it it had been posted before his funny F.N.|RandomSong1}}

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = RandomSong1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|m0K7ZLFLS6w}}
| stardate = June 24, 2010
| previous = [[RandomHumor1Part1]]
| next = [[Cheesy!]]
}}

== Transcript ==

''(shot of farmer and cow in front of a barn with a [[duck]]-like silo)''

Farmer: Hey there moo, what ya' gonna do? Are ya gonna give me some milk today?

Cow: Moo! Moo!

Farmer: What?

''(cut to screen of blue on black writing)''

Writing: [[Honor roll|Does that me an yes or no?]] C.W.C.

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[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]

Cheesy!

2010-06-27T19:43:00Z

J0haely: My bad

[[Image:Flipbookcrazy.png|thumb|left|I am NOT Crazy!]]

'''Cheesy!''' is the eighth (ninth if both parts of [[RandomHumor1]] are counted seperately) of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The animation consists of what is supposedly the character of Cheese from the animated series ''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'' speaking lines of dialogue lifted from the show that were spoken by the character.

At the end of the animation, Chris writes that he is not crazy, and that he was only doing this animation for fun.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Cheesy!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vFmM0ZWJfV4}}
| stardate = June 24, 2010
| previous = [[RandomSong1]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
{{incomplete}}

{{stub}}

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Cheesy!

2010-06-27T19:41:40Z

J0haely:

[[Image:Flipbookcrazy.png|thumb|left|I am NOT Crazy!]]

'''Cheesy!''' is the eighth (ninth if both parts of [[RandomHumor1]] are counted seperately) of [[Christian|Christian's]] [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The animation consists of what is supposedly the character of Cheese from the animated series ''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'' speaking lines of dialogue lifted from the show that were spoken by the character.

At the end of the animation, Chris writes that he is not crazy, and that he was only doing this animation for fun.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = HippoOnYourHead
| video = {{#ev:youtube|m0K7ZLFLS6w}}
| stardate = June 24, 2010
| previous = [[RandomSong1]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
{{incomplete}}

{{stub}}

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Flipnote Hatena

2010-06-27T19:19:43Z

J0haely: Chris is not insane(r), he just once again ripped something. off

[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that he was spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes.

Chris has also given himself a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on HippoOnYourHead and 91 on Don'tGetTrolled. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.

Chris has also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Chaos in the Classroom"] verbatim to produce two of his shorts. The dialogue from the first few minutes of this is stolen verbatim and used in Chris's crude animations.

==Chris's entries==

There are currently six entries on Chris's profile.

[[File:FlipnoteSonichu.png|thumb|If you didn't expect this, you're an idiot.]]

The first "animation" is an unmoving picture of [[Sonichu]], proving once again that Chris's "original" creation will infect every host it is presented with for the rest of Chris's life.

The second, [[UltimateNightmare]], is a strange loop of a stick figure walking in place while a high-pitched tone plays in the background. According to Chris, the figure is walking at a rate of 1/8 of a millimeter per hour, when in reality it doesn't move anywhere. The title of this particular animation is particularly revealing, possibly proving that Chris's greatest fear (as many have speculated) is [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]].

Chris's third animation, [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] is a "remix" of another animation Chris commented on extensively. Chris adds very little to the original, scrawling in some laughable anti-troll messages, and, of course, inserting a picture of Sonichu.

The fourth animation released was [[HippoOnYourHead]], a bizarre short in which Chris makes a failed attempt at [[random-access humor]] by dropping a hippo on a child's head. Truly this is the foundation of great comedy.

His fifth and sixth animations were two parts of a whole: [[RandomHumor1|RandomHumor1Part1]] and RandomHumor1Part2. Another horrible fail at being funny, the dialogue in these poorly-drawn shorts is plagiarized directly from Peanuts.

His seventh animation is [[RandomSong1]] in which he still wonders what mysterious cow Flipnote Twilc was watching. Spoiler alert: It doesn't matter.

His eighth animation is [[Cheesy!]] in which Chris once again rips off a far more interesting and entertaining series, this time [[wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]], where there is a character named cheese who likes chocolate milk.

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A [[PS3|NORMAL]] [[PSP|REAL]] [[Nintendo|LIFE]] [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

<center><gallery>
File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"[[Trolls|My Trolls]] did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
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==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]], and [[Family Guy]], proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. As well, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujou-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into [[animu]]) flavor.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category: Flipnote Hatena]]
[[Category:Websites]]

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-27T16:58:42Z

J0haely: /* I need some help, please */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| {{userbox|id=[[Image:MedalOfMerit.jpg|20px|Medal of Merit]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''Medal of Merit''': This user has done tremendous service to [[CWCki]] and deserves recognition as such.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:jerkopFullProfile.png|25px|Jerkop]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''CWCki Jerkop''': This user is a Jerkop on [[CWCki]] who bans vandals from this [[Get-Tar Region|region]].}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Award-star-gold-3d.png|40px|The Gold Star Bounty]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info-bg-col=#ffcc33|box-bg-col=#ffcc33|id-border-col=#ffcc33|info-border-col=#ffcc33|info='''The Gold Star Bounty''': This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special [[CWCki]] assignment.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Euroflag.png|44px|Eurofag]]|box-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|box-border-col=#ff0|info-col=#ff0|info='''Eurofag''': This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.}}
|}
A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Oh God... It's true... Excuse me, I need to take a nice, long shower, followed by scheduling a therapist... --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 06:20, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: You may want to start [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-60.3 here]. Anything Chris would be convicted of would be stalking under this definition, more specifically putting a person in reasonable fear of a sexual crime. Rape is defined [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-61 here], a jump-off point for crimes requiring state registration is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+9.1-902 here], sex with a pubescent is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-63 here], definitions of a complaining witness [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.10 here] (for the purposes of a sex crime conviction, of course), kidnapping [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-47 here], sexual abuse as a class 1 misdemeanor [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.4 here], all attempts [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.5 here], and raping a Snorlax [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-361 here]. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 09:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also check out [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Merried_Seinor_Comic&diff=prev&oldid=98918 this retard]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:39, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Consider it.....[[Chris and television|started]]. Needs images. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

'''get out''' [[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:01, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, don't. Not even troll sweethearts are safe from Chris's advances. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:06, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's just not a good idea.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:14, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:No. This type of stunt should be left to the pros. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's gone to a new plan, man. He's going to accept three(3) attempts by you to communicate with him before he expects you to make a booty call. He's become so lazy a sweetheart plan needs a lot of planning to work now(though I will rejoice when the day he flat-out abandons the communications part and demands instant booty calls).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a plan...it is a long one but a good one [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== So AnimuAnimalia's YT account is gone ==

But as she had some of the very best Chris-chan fan videos (and a ton of them), anyone have them archived or is in contact with her? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 20:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Butthurt fan on the loose ==

Some guy on Isabel Monday's new site was going around saying he hacked the Asperpedia because he really hates fan works. He went by the name Bearman on the forum. I suggest you look out for him, he may try to vandalize the fan portal here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 22:07, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

*Watch out I'm so scarrryyyy [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**Nah, just retarded. and BTW, don't bring your faggotry here. this is not ED.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

And yet in spite of this he and the other Asperpedia vandals are still uploading the Asperchu comic pages. *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:22, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
*cuz asperchu rocks unlike all that other bullshit [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**How much of the Asperpedia fan section did you read before you deleted it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
***He probably stopped after "fan"[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== hey i need new editors on the asperpedia ==
if you do a good job, you'll get a free bucket of nothing. http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're not doing a thing until we're sure the fiasco is over. Mao hasn't even given a coherent explanation for what happened; he won't even acknowledge anything happened. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== How should we handle Chris's Flipnotes? ==

The first two were laughably pathetic, and the trollsong was just extended plagarisim, but Hippo on Head is longer than some of Chris's full-fledged youtube videos.

I personally think that we should treat Chris's video flipnotes the same way we do his videos, with a page and a transcript, as well as add them to the list of videos. At least one person here is mirroring the videos on youtube, so we can display those on the CWCki with no problems.

What do you all think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Edward approves. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*I was considering organizing the Flipnote page to delimit each of his creations, so yes, I think it would be a good move. Perhaps any "direct from Chris" video should fall under this template as well? --[[User:ScottyBNickles|ScottyBNickles]] 17:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
**What about 8-bit's original flipnote and any other which chris may plagiarize. would they be included?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 18:37, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::*On the page for you have been trolled, we would just provide a link back to 8-bit's original and explain that it's 90% plagarized. It would be good if we could get the CWCville Library to upload the videos but I'm not sure what their policy is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==We should rename the "Did You Know..." section==

to "DO YOU REALISE..." ;) [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 14:09, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I don't know where to put this but... ==

While i was i using the white pages to look for somebody, i just got bored and looked up "chandler" in virginia. the first thing that came up was christian, but he was registered as Christian '''Pickle''' Chandler instead of the more familiar version. Does anybody know when was this and if its important enough to be mentioned in an article?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Could you scan that for us? And was it his phone number?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::It was on the internet. here: http://www.whitepages.com/search/Replay?facebook_count=289&linkedin_count=12&lower=1&more_info=1&search_id=74261380098655103168&search_type=findperson&site_id=10583&twitter_count=0
::I don't know if its his phone number, but its definetly his adress.--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Well that's just silly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It wouldn't incredibly difficult or invasive to confirm the number. Maybe letting the world know his TRUE and HONEST name? --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 16:44, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::I can so imagine a Liquid comeback video. "Your name, as I have read in the white pages, is Christian PICKLE Chandler! NO WESTON, NO CHRISTOPHER, NO RICARDO! -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 23:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Whoever did this deserves a prize.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Indeed, not sure if it counts, but I compared the number on the whitepages to the number in the 'Curse-ye-ha-me-ha' video, they appear to be one and the same. The question is, is this a troll attempt? Or is this one of the reasons for his fear and hatred of pickles?--[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 23:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It's an obvious troll. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:12, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

== I need some help, please ==

Does anybody know who made Creepychu. i would like to ask the creator permission to use her. thank you very much and sorry.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Dude, At this point I would just use her. Whoever the creator was, he or she probably didn't have any plans for her past mailbag trolling. They'd probably be happy to see that their MSPaint creation was an inspiration to you.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:39, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
::i hope so.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:58, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Shiny

2010-06-27T03:45:49Z

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Hi, I'm Shiny Marshtomp. Feel free to leave a message here, but if you have a message concerning [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|other things]] then talk to me [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User_talk:Pink_Poodle over here].
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== Good Evening ==

Hello. i'm sorry to disturb you but let me introduce myself. my name is johaely and i wan to kow if the character skeleta is yours. in case you may have forgotten, skeleta is one of the troll ocs people sent christian in mailbag. me and some guys here and in asperpedia are working on a project and would like to include her. thank you very much and once again sorry to disturb you.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:17, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:great.thank you very much. just in case here is the design i have for her. tell me what you think.
[[File:Skeleta concept.jpg|500px|its teh cutest zombie evar!!!!!!!!111]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:05, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Do you by any chance know hwo made creepychu?

== Just saw your userpage. ==

I feel sorry for your loss.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-26T23:14:11Z

J0haely: /* I don't know where to put this but... */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| {{userbox|id=[[Image:MedalOfMerit.jpg|20px|Medal of Merit]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''Medal of Merit''': This user has done tremendous service to [[CWCki]] and deserves recognition as such.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:jerkopFullProfile.png|25px|Jerkop]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''CWCki Jerkop''': This user is a Jerkop on [[CWCki]] who bans vandals from this [[Get-Tar Region|region]].}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Award-star-gold-3d.png|40px|The Gold Star Bounty]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info-bg-col=#ffcc33|box-bg-col=#ffcc33|id-border-col=#ffcc33|info-border-col=#ffcc33|info='''The Gold Star Bounty''': This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special [[CWCki]] assignment.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Euroflag.png|44px|Eurofag]]|box-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|box-border-col=#ff0|info-col=#ff0|info='''Eurofag''': This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.}}
|}
A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Oh God... It's true... Excuse me, I need to take a nice, long shower, followed by scheduling a therapist... --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 06:20, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: You may want to start [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-60.3 here]. Anything Chris would be convicted of would be stalking under this definition, more specifically putting a person in reasonable fear of a sexual crime. Rape is defined [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-61 here], a jump-off point for crimes requiring state registration is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+9.1-902 here], sex with a pubescent is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-63 here], definitions of a complaining witness [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.10 here] (for the purposes of a sex crime conviction, of course), kidnapping [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-47 here], sexual abuse as a class 1 misdemeanor [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.4 here], all attempts [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.5 here], and raping a Snorlax [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-361 here]. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 09:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also check out [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Merried_Seinor_Comic&diff=prev&oldid=98918 this retard]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:39, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Consider it.....[[Chris and television|started]]. Needs images. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

'''get out''' [[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:01, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, don't. Not even troll sweethearts are safe from Chris's advances. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:06, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's just not a good idea.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:14, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:No. This type of stunt should be left to the pros. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's gone to a new plan, man. He's going to accept three(3) attempts by you to communicate with him before he expects you to make a booty call. He's become so lazy a sweetheart plan needs a lot of planning to work now(though I will rejoice when the day he flat-out abandons the communications part and demands instant booty calls).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a plan...it is a long one but a good one [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== So AnimuAnimalia's YT account is gone ==

But as she had some of the very best Chris-chan fan videos (and a ton of them), anyone have them archived or is in contact with her? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 20:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Butthurt fan on the loose ==

Some guy on Isabel Monday's new site was going around saying he hacked the Asperpedia because he really hates fan works. He went by the name Bearman on the forum. I suggest you look out for him, he may try to vandalize the fan portal here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 22:07, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

*Watch out I'm so scarrryyyy [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**Nah, just retarded. and BTW, don't bring your faggotry here. this is not ED.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

And yet in spite of this he and the other Asperpedia vandals are still uploading the Asperchu comic pages. *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:22, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
*cuz asperchu rocks unlike all that other bullshit [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**How much of the Asperpedia fan section did you read before you deleted it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
***He probably stopped after "fan"[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== hey i need new editors on the asperpedia ==
if you do a good job, you'll get a free bucket of nothing. http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're not doing a thing until we're sure the fiasco is over. Mao hasn't even given a coherent explanation for what happened; he won't even acknowledge anything happened. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== How should we handle Chris's Flipnotes? ==

The first two were laughably pathetic, and the trollsong was just extended plagarisim, but Hippo on Head is longer than some of Chris's full-fledged youtube videos.

I personally think that we should treat Chris's video flipnotes the same way we do his videos, with a page and a transcript, as well as add them to the list of videos. At least one person here is mirroring the videos on youtube, so we can display those on the CWCki with no problems.

What do you all think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Edward approves. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*I was considering organizing the Flipnote page to delimit each of his creations, so yes, I think it would be a good move. Perhaps any "direct from Chris" video should fall under this template as well? --[[User:ScottyBNickles|ScottyBNickles]] 17:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
**What about 8-bit's original flipnote and any other which chris may plagiarize. would they be included?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 18:37, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::*On the page for you have been trolled, we would just provide a link back to 8-bit's original and explain that it's 90% plagarized. It would be good if we could get the CWCville Library to upload the videos but I'm not sure what their policy is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==We should rename the "Did You Know..." section==

to "DO YOU REALISE..." ;) [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 14:09, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I don't know where to put this but... ==

While i was i using the white pages to look for somebody, i just got bored and looked up "chandler" in virginia. the first thing that came up was christian, but he was registered as Christian '''Pickle''' Chandler instead of the more familiar version. Does anybody know when was this and if its important enough to be mentioned in an article?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Could you scan that for us? And was it his phone number?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::It was on the internet. here: http://www.whitepages.com/search/Replay?facebook_count=289&linkedin_count=12&lower=1&more_info=1&search_id=74261380098655103168&search_type=findperson&site_id=10583&twitter_count=0
::I don't know if its his phone number, but its definetly his adress.--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Well that's just silly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It wouldn't incredibly difficult or invasive to confirm the number. Maybe letting the world know his TRUE and HONEST name? --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 16:44, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::I can so imagine a Liquid comeback video. "Your name, as I have read in the white pages, is Christian PICKLE Chandler! NO WESTON, NO CHRISTOPHER, NO RICARDO! -[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 23:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::Whoever did this deserves a prize.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I need some help, please ==

Does anybody know who made Creepychu. i would like to ask the creator permission to use her. thank you very much and sorry.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:BabyNeko

2010-06-26T23:00:09Z

J0haely:

Hey there! hope you've been feeling fine! You asked before what you could do to ehlp the wiki and now i know what! you can restore the broken links to the cwcpedia on the comic articles. if you do that maybe they won't harras you again. just sayin'.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:00, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:HippoOnYourHead

2010-06-26T22:55:29Z

J0haely:

I just realised the implications of a person in a dress named Buck. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:34, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Does anybody know who he is reffering to? i looked it up and buck williams is either a basketball player or a character from "Left Behind".--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:41, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::Knowing Chris, it may have originally referred to one of these guys, then gets mentioned on something like family guy. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 22:49, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Possibly a family guy reference then. Buck williams is a character from the <s>evangelical</s> crazy fundie series "left behind" which has been into direct to dvd movies, and is played by crazy fundie kirk cameron. with kirk cameron's status as a religious punchline, its not surprising that it would be a family guy reference.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:55, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:HippoOnYourHead

2010-06-26T22:41:54Z

J0haely:

Talk:HippoOnYourHead

2010-06-26T22:41:09Z

J0haely:

CWCki:Community Portal

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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
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[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
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[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

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| {{userbox|id=[[Image:MedalOfMerit.jpg|20px|Medal of Merit]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''Medal of Merit''': This user has done tremendous service to [[CWCki]] and deserves recognition as such.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:jerkopFullProfile.png|25px|Jerkop]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''CWCki Jerkop''': This user is a Jerkop on [[CWCki]] who bans vandals from this [[Get-Tar Region|region]].}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Award-star-gold-3d.png|40px|The Gold Star Bounty]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info-bg-col=#ffcc33|box-bg-col=#ffcc33|id-border-col=#ffcc33|info-border-col=#ffcc33|info='''The Gold Star Bounty''': This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special [[CWCki]] assignment.}}
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A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Oh God... It's true... Excuse me, I need to take a nice, long shower, followed by scheduling a therapist... --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 06:20, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: You may want to start [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-60.3 here]. Anything Chris would be convicted of would be stalking under this definition, more specifically putting a person in reasonable fear of a sexual crime. Rape is defined [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-61 here], a jump-off point for crimes requiring state registration is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+9.1-902 here], sex with a pubescent is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-63 here], definitions of a complaining witness [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.10 here] (for the purposes of a sex crime conviction, of course), kidnapping [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-47 here], sexual abuse as a class 1 misdemeanor [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.4 here], all attempts [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.5 here], and raping a Snorlax [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-361 here]. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 09:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also check out [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Merried_Seinor_Comic&diff=prev&oldid=98918 this retard]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:39, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Consider it.....[[Chris and television|started]]. Needs images. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

'''get out''' [[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:01, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, don't. Not even troll sweethearts are safe from Chris's advances. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:06, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's just not a good idea.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:14, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:No. This type of stunt should be left to the pros. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's gone to a new plan, man. He's going to accept three(3) attempts by you to communicate with him before he expects you to make a booty call. He's become so lazy a sweetheart plan needs a lot of planning to work now(though I will rejoice when the day he flat-out abandons the communications part and demands instant booty calls).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a plan...it is a long one but a good one [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== So AnimuAnimalia's YT account is gone ==

But as she had some of the very best Chris-chan fan videos (and a ton of them), anyone have them archived or is in contact with her? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 20:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Butthurt fan on the loose ==

Some guy on Isabel Monday's new site was going around saying he hacked the Asperpedia because he really hates fan works. He went by the name Bearman on the forum. I suggest you look out for him, he may try to vandalize the fan portal here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 22:07, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

*Watch out I'm so scarrryyyy [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**Nah, just retarded. and BTW, don't bring your faggotry here. this is not ED.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

And yet in spite of this he and the other Asperpedia vandals are still uploading the Asperchu comic pages. *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:22, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
*cuz asperchu rocks unlike all that other bullshit [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**How much of the Asperpedia fan section did you read before you deleted it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
***He probably stopped after "fan"[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== hey i need new editors on the asperpedia ==
if you do a good job, you'll get a free bucket of nothing. http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're not doing a thing until we're sure the fiasco is over. Mao hasn't even given a coherent explanation for what happened; he won't even acknowledge anything happened. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== How should we handle Chris's Flipnotes? ==

The first two were laughably pathetic, and the trollsong was just extended plagarisim, but Hippo on Head is longer than some of Chris's full-fledged youtube videos.

I personally think that we should treat Chris's video flipnotes the same way we do his videos, with a page and a transcript, as well as add them to the list of videos. At least one person here is mirroring the videos on youtube, so we can display those on the CWCki with no problems.

What do you all think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Edward approves. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*I was considering organizing the Flipnote page to delimit each of his creations, so yes, I think it would be a good move. Perhaps any "direct from Chris" video should fall under this template as well? --[[User:ScottyBNickles|ScottyBNickles]] 17:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
**What about 8-bit's original flipnote and any other which chris may plagiarize. would they be included?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 18:37, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::*On the page for you have been trolled, we would just provide a link back to 8-bit's original and explain that it's 90% plagarized. It would be good if we could get the CWCville Library to upload the videos but I'm not sure what their policy is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==We should rename the "Did You Know..." section==

to "DO YOU REALISE..." ;) [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 14:09, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I don't know where to put this but... ==

While i was i using the white pages to look for somebody, i just got bored and looked up "chandler" in virginia. the first thing that came up was christian, but he was registered as Christian '''Pickle''' Chandler instead of the more familiar version. Does anybody know when was this and if its important enough to be mentioned in an article?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Could you scan that for us? And was it his phone number?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::It was on the internet. here: http://www.whitepages.com/search/Replay?facebook_count=289&linkedin_count=12&lower=1&more_info=1&search_id=74261380098655103168&search_type=findperson&site_id=10583&twitter_count=0
::I don't know if its his phone number, but its definetly his adress.--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Well that's just silly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::::It wouldn't incredibly difficult or invasive to confirm the number. Maybe letting the world know his TRUE and HONEST name? --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 16:44, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I need some help, please ==

Does anybody know who made Creepychu. i would like to ask the creator permission to use her. thank you very much and sorry.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-06-26T15:31:51Z

J0haely: /* I don't know where to put this but... */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 7]]

==Wiki editing guide request==
Could someone work on a guide to explain the basics of wiki editing? Lots of people think they need to know a lot about Chris to edit the CWCki when really basic wiki editing is probably more important. Nothing fancy - mostly how to add images, how to link, that sort of thing. Hell, you could probably rip off Wikipedia's guide but rework it, maybe make it a bit Chris related. First person to do so will get an award for their userpage of sort. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:where do i drop it off? i'm going to work on it tomorrow morning.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:43, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Call it something like [[Help:A Quick Guide to Wiki Editing]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== New userbox template ==

{| style="width: 240px; height: auto; float: right; border: 2px solid #ccf;"
| {{userbox|id=[[Image:MedalOfMerit.jpg|20px|Medal of Merit]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''Medal of Merit''': This user has done tremendous service to [[CWCki]] and deserves recognition as such.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:jerkopFullProfile.png|25px|Jerkop]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info='''CWCki Jerkop''': This user is a Jerkop on [[CWCki]] who bans vandals from this [[Get-Tar Region|region]].}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Award-star-gold-3d.png|40px|The Gold Star Bounty]]|id-bg-col=#fff|info-bg-col=#ffcc33|box-bg-col=#ffcc33|id-border-col=#ffcc33|info-border-col=#ffcc33|info='''The Gold Star Bounty''': This user is a Gold Star Bounty Hunter who has rightfully claimed the Gold Star as a bounty for completing a special [[CWCki]] assignment.}}
{{userbox|id=[[Image:Euroflag.png|44px|Eurofag]]|box-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-bg-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|info-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|id-border-col=rgb(0, 51, 153)|box-border-col=#ff0|info-col=#ff0|info='''Eurofag''': This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.}}
|}
A random, hopefully useful byproduct of me getting rid of my alleged egofaggotry... The award templates in CWCki are, in my opinion, a bit huge and ugly, and I've long wondered why we don't have actual good userbox templates. You know, small and modest ones. =) So, here is one now: <nowiki>{{</nowiki>[[Template:Userbox|Userbox]]<nowiki>}}</nowiki>.

The colors can be customised pretty easily. To the left you can see what kind of results you can get with this template; edit this section to see source code.

Note that I've not replaced any of the existing award/userbox templates yet; I think creating alternative versions of the current boxes might be a viable strategy instead. So, any opinions, people? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:21, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes. I think we should make new versions of existing templates and standardise the names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[User:Anonymax/Sandbox#Userboxes|I made some test examples]]. I personally think the nationality ones look better with just a single background colour. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:44, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*So pretty, I like it :3.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:46, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
:*These new templates are awesome and great and wonderful. We should start using them immediately.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Why don't we? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:42, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Well I spent several days converting all our existing userbox templates to this new template style, so we technically are using them. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:20, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Doctors in Autism Papers ==

When reading the 2004 psychological report their were 2 doctors who analized him Zachariah C. Dameron, III M.D and Jeff Raynor M.D. After looking them up I found that the first doctor still works at UVA and her contact information is present. would this information be of any use for us? [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:44 May 29 2010 (UTC)

*Doubtful, considering confidentiality. Still, one could ask them general question about autism that would pertain to Chris. Like maybe if Narcissism and ego somehow play a part. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:34, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

Right they can't release information without his concent. However technically wouldent they have to do something if he is making death threats and his behavior has become disturbing. I mean we all know Chris can't do shit and won't do shit. But technically the doctors would have to do something because he "he could harm him self or others" I mean with all the evidence we have against him pointing to his disturbing behavior. Could he be evaluated or put into a ward.
[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 21:00, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*We could possibly get him evaluated, but Chris probably isn't careless enough to say anything that will get him institutionalized. (And even if he went on a Youtube quality rant, they would probably be able to tell that he doesn't actually have the capacity to harm any of the people he's angry at.) Besides, do you really want him locked up, where none of us can laugh at him?--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 06:52, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
Well it would be funny if we could get him locked in a ward. He will be evaluated and the poor doctors will have to put up with his shit but Chris won't see it as help, he will see it as he can't play with his ps triple and sit his fat ass in front of the tv munching chicken mcnuggets. Seperating him from the only things that he cares about might be the best way to troll him and its something new.--[[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 18:40, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia links ==

I've been deleting some links to the cwcpedia but have stumbled into two problems: one they are way to many and two some have relevant info for the articles. should i continue or revert the changes?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 19:56, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:A temporary solution might be to edit the template to include a note on how there used to be CWCipedia articles about that topic before the great takeover of May 2010. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there's a mirror set up somewhere (need to ask Clyde where) to CWCipedia pre-vandalism. Perhaps we should modify the CWCipedia link template to go to the mirror. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page Think you might be looking for dis] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
::I made changes to the CWCipedia link template - it's possible there are numerous articles that don't exist in the archive. Hopefully the majority of them will. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:40, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
:::this means i must go back and revert the changes i made.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:09, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

*One other thing we need to work on is replacing citations that go to the "old" CWCipedia and replace them with links to the CWCipedia mirror (for example in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:44, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uncompressed Audio ==

Any particular reason for using uncompressed audio in these articles (Emily date) since the source is rubbish im sure you could reduce the file size enough to host them on your server using current gen AAC compression (id recommend the Coding Tech AAC +2 Encoder --[[User:Nujyhi|Nujyhi]] 22:33, 30 May 2010 (UTC)
: You mean the files would be hosted in the wiki? Would be a good idea, but even with compression the files would still be huge, and Cogs would probably need to pass a verdict before we'll see awesome media streaming happening - there's a reason uploads are limited to 7 MB. Also, MediaWiki only supports Theora/Vorbis out of the box. We have YouTube embedding support, though, and many audio bits are available through YT. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 09:20, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==He's Back==

Well, its official: he's retaken control of the cwcipedia and is deleting all the hard work that Alex put into the page. He's also left an angry, bitter little captain's log complaining about his fans again... Damn, why couldn't we have dragged out the copyright issue until he tard-raged? I seriously hope he didn't get a Dsi like his page say's, it'll only make him even lazier than he already is --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 00:19, 5 June 2010 (EST)
:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well should i save Vivian's version of sonichu and upload it to the fan page?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:30, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
::Yes. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 05:04, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
:::All up. though i should also edit the article, but i'm tired. i'll do it tomorrow.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 5 June 2010 (UTC)
*Why do you assume it's Chris? Spoiler: it's not. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:29, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

== Everybody together now: ==

[[June062010.MOV|Leaving the internet, my ass]]. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:48, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

I wonder if Rocky knows about this. Anyways, it seems to me that we could lure Chris back on the web by slandering and Misusing and DIRTYING his Good Name.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:24, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:When Chris goes off the internet he does incredibly stupid and scary shit. He comes back to us when we catch wind of the latest stupid scary shit to try and explain how it's really not ''that'' stupid and scary. That seems to be the current cycle anyways. Honestly, I liked it better when he wasn't distancing himself. The stuff he's doing is lulzy, sure, but stalking Michale Snyder with a camera has an element of horror and reality that I'm not used to seeing in our clown.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:39, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::I just hav ethe feeling that one of these days he would get either his ass shot or arrested.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:46, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is what I am expecting for the last few years. Now that Chris discovered the siren call of the Budweiser, we can safely expect this to repeat itself sooner than later. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Doubt it. He and his parents(especially Snorlax, who's afraid of having her dear manchild son arrested) will play the autism card and bitch about he's not accountable for his action and shit.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*One of these days Chris is going to get arrested, and the autism card with fail him. There's only so many times one can pull this sort of shit and get away with it like that. He's clearly not worth sympathy anymore, if ever he was. Autism does not excuse being a horrible person. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Here's my question: what's it going to take for Chris to get arrested, if stalking, near-vehicular manslaughter and running from the police isn't enough? Does Chris have to actually chain Michael up in the basement and skin him to make a Snyder-suit? Jesus, Virginia cops are ''waaaay'' more lenient than the ones here. --[[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 03:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::*It could also be that they know what Chris is capable of, which isn't much, so they just ignore him and focus on the more important things.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
It's now been a full ten days since that video was uploaded, and we haven't heard anything from him since. This is the longest he's ever been away from the internet after declaring that he was leaving (unless you count fall 2008 when he was just playing [[LittleBigPlanet]]). [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:04, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is still around. Even if he's not uploading videos or posting pages, Chris is still on the Internet. Look at his [[YouTube]] page: he's always checking in on there, even if he's just looking at videos. He isn't quitting the Internet: he's just hiding in plain sight and hopes we can't see him.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:27, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

== TVtropes Article Heresy ==

Yeah, I don't know how many of you guys here visit TVtropes or were even aware that the website existed, but there used to be quite an extensive article on both Chris and Sonichu there, and it was how I discovered this wiki.

Note, there 'USED' to be there.

Now someone has cleared it out, claiming 'negativity' as one of the reasons that the examples and such were emptied out. It now hardly mentions how much of a psychopathic manchild Chris is. I, personally, was rather hacked off, as I found the page as a major source of lulz, and, as I said, it led me here. Now, the link to the CWCki is gone off the main page. And 'negativity' is such a bullshit excuse for a website that has a page for Adolph Hitler.

I personally have no pull there. If anyone here does, or if anyone here even cares about such things, they should go over there and try to get it all restored, or at least get them to restore the link to CWCki and a little info on how insane and dysfunctional Chris is.

In the meantime, I'm glad I found out about this wiki before that page got massacred. I can still get my lulz here, at least.

--[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 09:50, 10 June 2010
:looking at the tvtropes discussion page, it not unlikely that it was chris's reponsability.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:30, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think the problem is is that, unlike the CWCki, the Sonichu TVTropes page was diving too far into Chris's life and not into the comic itself. If the page was about Chris, it's understandable, but it's not - it's about the Sonichu comic (and most likely the troll stories that inspired it). It just went too far and, understandably, they shut it down. Of course, that's what I think.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:07, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:::If it was going too far into Chris's personal life, then they could have simply deleted the Real Life half of the article. But oh well, Sonichu is still in So Bad It's Horrible. Plus, I doubt that it's Chris--he would have tried to sanitize the article line by line rather than just blanking it once.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:51, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The Sonichu article was blanked and locked by a mod named FastEddie. I sent him a PM on there stating that for a wiki which has extensive articles on multiple historical complete monsters and numerous so bad it's horrible films, games, shows, and webcomics, wiping an article based on "negativity" is a bullshit excuse. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:54, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Especially since there's an extensive "let's read Sonichu" thread on their forums and it's not lacking in vitriol. The mods haven't touched it yet. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 19:56, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Oh, they will. And the Mod who deleted most of it is supposedly, like, one of the co-founders or something. See the discussion on that page for more info. When someone complained about the deletion? His reply was that many, many more of the So Bad It's Horrible entries are on the chopping block next. Asperchu could possibly fall as well, depending on how they end up leaning. I shall link you all to this thread and the Tvtropes discussion, in case you haven't already found it.
::::::Discussion on Sonichu- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/remarks.php?trope=Main.Sonichu#6687
:::::: Discussion on the deletion of Sonichu and a possible complaint on Asperchu - http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=p8f8sp34iwwnduoh1b5a93f3&page=0# --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 15:04, 10 June 2010
:::::::While I'm saddened by this turn of events I'm not entirely surprised. Still, I do think Chris's IRL antics deserve a portion of the page. I treat his life like it's a bizarre ongoing story more than anything else.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:27, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Agreed. Though, seeing as they're going to toss it out, is it possible to use the recent edits to rescue the links and put it up into a page here? True, it wasn't written by Chris, but still.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:01, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::It seems they have blocked the recent changes page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:09, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::::::I would go on but I was b& from tv tropes (im ryal) but yeah that site is a cesspool of faggotry anyway who gives a shit--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:00, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely agree with TV Tropes opinion on this matter. TV Tropes does not exist to condone negativity. Accordingly, I have begun to rewrite all negative articles, starting with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdolfHitler Hitler]. All negativity has been removed and replaced with POSITIVE THINKING ONLY. All facts can be checked on Wikipedia; this is 100% fact with no negativity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:52, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

I don't think it's even worth the time to bother with it; the article was, frankly, a seething mass of white knight/troll edit wars, discussion that belonged in a forum, and was less organized than the Chandler household. If people want to find more they can Google Sonichu or CWC and that'll lead them to this site soon enough. I agree that the way the article has been sanitized is a blatant overreaction, (There are plenty of other idiot writers and creators that get shit on regularly on that site) but frankly it's not worth the time and effort, especially if the site's founder locked the page. We don't give a shit if Sonichu is listed on any other wikis, why should we care so much about this one?--[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:14, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Though this is not the only page that has been erased almost completely for the same reason. If you went to "Small Name, Big Ego"(Oh the irony), the same person (Fasteddie) deleted all the examples and locked the topic without previous warning and the reason he gives for it is also unsatisfactory.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:23, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
: Fast Eddie is ruining his own site. it's political correctness gone mad!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Got your TVTropes article back up, albeit it's not as CWC-centric. I hope you guys are happy. It took far too long editing that thing. I love you guys, but the things I do for you guys...[[User:Megatenfag|Megatenfag]]

== kacey date ==

I have no idea how this slipped us but yeah here is a link to the transcript for whhen chris met kacey
http://pastebin.com/f74d8352 so yeah I dont know if we need an article on it but in case we do hee ya go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 05:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)
:I can't see it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:21, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

Try replacing the numbers and letters in the link with this, 8FxWDZq6 it's another copy. Or just do a search for Kacey on Pastebin. :) --[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 13:36, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

*Here's the correct link: http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6
Well, I guessed as much from his past behavior, but now we have more conclusive proof that Chris has no concept of boundaries and will probably try raping her if he thinks he can get away with it. Add this to Chris and Rape, and we should be good to go --[[User:SargentPickels|SargentPickles]] 17:50, 11 June 2010 (EST)

I added it to my page in case it is baleeted again--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Poem formatting ==

We have another thing that didn't carry over from 110mb to this incarnation of CWCki: [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem Poem extension]. If Cogs could install this thing to here as well, that would be awesome and would make life a little bit easier - but on the other hand, Chris was not exactly a prolific poet and it was not used on very many pages, so I'm not sure if it's worth the trouble of downloading the extension and activating it... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 08:19, 13 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fans' mini-con? ==

I'm new to the community itself, but I've read several of these articles and devised several half-baked trolling attempts. Anyway, I didn't get a chance to go to Dragon*Con this year, but I was wondering if anyone here was attending and, if so, would be interested in a mini-con of our own. If I can get an idea of how many people, I can try to get some food and entertainment. I manage a few bands and could persuade them to play for the exposure. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 23:12, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
:Uhhhhhhh no.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:41, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Posting new trolling ideas on my talk page ==

Anyone want to contribute just post. [[User:BigDipper|BigDipper]] 20:10 June 13 2010 (UTC)
:That's really not what we're here for.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has been pretty quiet...==

I mean, besides the hullabaloo at the beginning of the month, no new videos, drama or anything. Kinda weird if you ask me. [[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:22, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well his Youtube shows that bob didn't cut down the internet, so it will be in some time.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:50, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::He doesn't really have any motivation to talk to us right now. No Sonichu promises and no epic trolls (that I'm aware of). If we could just kill his PS3...--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is not weird in any way, Pedonymous. He's been gone longer than this. He's afraid to upload videos for many reasons, like "Rocky will yell at me" and "The trolls have a bug on my computer that causes them to obtain anything I upload". Just sit back and let Rocky pull off the best trolling scheme ever.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:09, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::::The problem is though, that we can't. We're just sitting on our asses waiting to hear news from Chris. If anything lulzy is going on with Rocky and Chris in real life, then we don't know anything about it. I just wish something would happen. I wish there was a way to kill that damn PS3 of his. But alas...All we have is people scheming to dig up Patti. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::We seriously need to hack his PS3 again. I heard that it will be hacked sometime around July 4. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: What we really need to lore him out is a contest or award that's going to be bestowed on him (preferably with some kind of prize). Monetary gain and a sense of accomplishment should make him come crawling back --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:24, 18 June 2010 (EST)
::::::: We should submit one of his less-disgusting videos (if there actually is such a thing) to Tosh.0. Jesus, just imagine if Daniel tries to give him a web-redemption. --[[User:TobyMobias|TobyMobias]] 21:40, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: Okay, this is off-topic, but that reminds me of when Chris was on [[For G4s Web Soup|Web Soup]]. Did anyone happen to tape that episode and put it online? I've been wanting to see it (my house doesn't get G4 anymore). --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 21:53, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: I was thinking about that too. does anybody knows how to send them? or is ti chosen at random.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

No entering Chris in contests. He's not going to notice and if he does he won't give a shit--he doesn't want to be online and that's the only reason Rocky is able to do anything. Just wait until the PS3 is hacked in like two weeks. Get away from your computers and live your other lives, Chris has made you all autistic.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:55, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Oh God... It's true... Excuse me, I need to take a nice, long shower, followed by scheduling a therapist... --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 06:20, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==...But Asperchu is loud and proud!==

I've just discovered shocking new images of the elusive chu! Here he is at some sort of music festival: [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:03, 18 June 2010 (CST)

[[Image:Want china.jpg|thumb|left]]
[[Image:captainpicard.jpg|thumb|left|[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 14:23, 21 June 2010 (UTC)]]
{{-}}

== How long ==

The new videos from Fridays After Five has got me thinking: what are the requirements necessary to get into the sex offender registry? because the muscle bra, "sexy" poses and walking barely without a shirt seem like at least public indecency.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:41, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Unless it is illegal for a man to walk around in a bra, Chris is pretty safe. I have no worries over this. Chris had discovered the joys of social drinking recently. I expect that this new diet will influence his already radical public attitude. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:41, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::I doubt he'd get arrested, but I don't expect the good citizens of ruckersville would be willing to put up with his bullshit much longer. I really doubt he'll make it through another Friday after Five without getting kicked out for being a creepy pervert. That said, an arrest seems pretty unlikely.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::This is the same thing that happened back in 2005. Whenever he would display his attraction sign, he would eventually get kicked out for his creepy behavior. Since Chris is unable to learn from history, we will soon see a repeat of those events if he keeps up his current behavior. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Though the difference is that now its creepier, since he seems to be striking some <s>sexy</s> fucking creepy poses, while with the attraction signs he just stayed there beeing creepy.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:12, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::: A little detail here; Chris was kicked out of a private premise because he was creepy and arrested because he was trespassing. Right now, he's on public ground and making a fashion "statement". Any cop out there would see this as a guy involved into a "Lawsuit Baiting" and nothing more. So he's "safe" until he does something "dumb". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:14, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::: Seeing how desperate he has probably become since Kacey, he'll probably be arrested after he gropes the first woman he has a strong liking for. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:27, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::: Yes, this is one of the "dumb" things we can bet he will do sooner or later. Alcohol does wonders for this. Regardless, Chris is back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. Unless we find him a saga he's ready to latch himself into, he will do worse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:32, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::: I'm trying to find information on just what is a sex crime in the state of Virginia, but all I keep getting is the damn sex offender registry. A lot of areas have their own silly codes, like it's illegal in Manhattan to sit at a park bench near a playground if you're not with a child. Taking candid photos of children in public is usually prohibited, which Chris could have been nailed for if the cops pressed the matter and got a warrant to look through his cameras memory to see if Snyder's daughter was centered in any of the photos, indicating Chris was intentionally focusing on her. [[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::: You may want to start [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-60.3 here]. Anything Chris would be convicted of would be stalking under this definition, more specifically putting a person in reasonable fear of a sexual crime. Rape is defined [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-61 here], a jump-off point for crimes requiring state registration is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+9.1-902 here], sex with a pubescent is [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-63 here], definitions of a complaining witness [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.10 here] (for the purposes of a sex crime conviction, of course), kidnapping [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-47 here], sexual abuse as a class 1 misdemeanor [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.4 here], all attempts [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-67.5 here], and raping a Snorlax [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-361 here]. --[[User:Grey|Grey]] 09:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Possibly new Chris-chan account ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Resettimole

http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=97925&oldid=97664

Either this or a counter-troll. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:53, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Judging by the name, I'd say a white knight. Can we get IP confirmation? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:59, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.youtube.com/user/ResettiMole He's just a faggot.] --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== Asperpedia ==
Has apparantly been hacked by some guys from /b/ --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:37, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Depends what you mean by hacked. By my definition, it hasn't. It's just had some faggot(s) turn up and try to cause chaos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:49, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::The site itself isn't hacked, but the admin accounts have been and they are fucking shit up basically. I call it hacking out of habit. Sorry. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I suspected something was wrong right away when someone put up an account called 'FUCKTHISSITE' and Mao and Alec didn't ban them immediately. The fact that the mentioned /b/ was an even bigger flag. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:29, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Great, now they have Isabel's account too. Hacking is the only logical conclusion for this behavior. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:40, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Now they're talking about passwords. It's confirmed, they're vandals. I wish Queen Cogs could do something about it, but she doesn't host the site. I'm changing my password to be on the safe side. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:54, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::I think your safe. You don't have any power on the site. I might be in danger, but I don't think they know I can ban people, and even then I can't really do anything else and they can already ban people with the admin accounts. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

== [[Template:Sweethearts]] and vandalfags on CWCki ==

I think the difference between sweethearts and "heartsweets" is too arbitrary, besides Megan and Wallflower should count as sweethearts too. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=prev&oldid=98096 (I guess the account hacked). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Fixed your typo :P Maybe make it a simple list instead of splitting up the sections? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

::Yeah, I think there are only a few no Love Quest-related gal-pals there who could go just to the Web of Life. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:52, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

[http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Asperchu&curid=2163&diff=98093&oldid=96880 Also vandalism continues], so maybe we should just close account creation for a while or something. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 19:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're pretty well equipped to deal with such faggotry here - I'm sure our editors will carry a heightened sense of awareness and pick up on it before it takes hold. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Also check out [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Merried_Seinor_Comic&diff=prev&oldid=98918 this retard]. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:39, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== i demand Chris and Television ==

i'm surprised this one hasn't already been made [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:44, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Consider it.....[[Chris and television|started]]. Needs images. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris skype ==

Hey guys, what is Chris's skype? I might white knight him, but if he becomes an ass....then...PLAN SWEETHEART WILL COMMENCE [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

'''get out''' [[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:01, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Seriously, don't. Not even troll sweethearts are safe from Chris's advances. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:06, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:It's just not a good idea.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:14, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:No. This type of stunt should be left to the pros. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:He's gone to a new plan, man. He's going to accept three(3) attempts by you to communicate with him before he expects you to make a booty call. He's become so lazy a sweetheart plan needs a lot of planning to work now(though I will rejoice when the day he flat-out abandons the communications part and demands instant booty calls).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a plan...it is a long one but a good one [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== So AnimuAnimalia's YT account is gone ==

But as she had some of the very best Chris-chan fan videos (and a ton of them), anyone have them archived or is in contact with her? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 20:50, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Butthurt fan on the loose ==

Some guy on Isabel Monday's new site was going around saying he hacked the Asperpedia because he really hates fan works. He went by the name Bearman on the forum. I suggest you look out for him, he may try to vandalize the fan portal here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 22:07, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

*Watch out I'm so scarrryyyy [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**Nah, just retarded. and BTW, don't bring your faggotry here. this is not ED.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

And yet in spite of this he and the other Asperpedia vandals are still uploading the Asperchu comic pages. *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:22, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
*cuz asperchu rocks unlike all that other bullshit [[User:Bearman|Bearman]] 22:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
**How much of the Asperpedia fan section did you read before you deleted it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
***He probably stopped after "fan"[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== hey i need new editors on the asperpedia ==
if you do a good job, you'll get a free bucket of nothing. http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:We're not doing a thing until we're sure the fiasco is over. Mao hasn't even given a coherent explanation for what happened; he won't even acknowledge anything happened. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

== How should we handle Chris's Flipnotes? ==

The first two were laughably pathetic, and the trollsong was just extended plagarisim, but Hippo on Head is longer than some of Chris's full-fledged youtube videos.

I personally think that we should treat Chris's video flipnotes the same way we do his videos, with a page and a transcript, as well as add them to the list of videos. At least one person here is mirroring the videos on youtube, so we can display those on the CWCki with no problems.

What do you all think?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Edward approves. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*I was considering organizing the Flipnote page to delimit each of his creations, so yes, I think it would be a good move. Perhaps any "direct from Chris" video should fall under this template as well? --[[User:ScottyBNickles|ScottyBNickles]] 17:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
**What about 8-bit's original flipnote and any other which chris may plagiarize. would they be included?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 18:37, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::*On the page for you have been trolled, we would just provide a link back to 8-bit's original and explain that it's 90% plagarized. It would be good if we could get the CWCville Library to upload the videos but I'm not sure what their policy is.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==We should rename the "Did You Know..." section==

to "DO YOU REALISE..." ;) [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 14:09, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== I don't know where to put this but... ==

While i was i using the white pages to look for somebody, i just got bored and looked up "chandler" in virginia. the first thing that came up was christian, but he was registered as Christian '''Pickle''' Chandler instead of the more familiar version. Does anybody know when was this and if its important enough to be mentioned in an article?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Could you scan that for us? And was it his phone number?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::It was on the internet. here: http://www.whitepages.com/search/Replay?facebook_count=289&linkedin_count=12&lower=1&more_info=1&search_id=74261380098655103168&search_type=findperson&site_id=10583&twitter_count=0
::I don't know if its his phone number, but its definetly his adress.--[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 15:31, 26 June 2010 (UTC)