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God of War

2015-03-14T16:46:08Z

JCJ555: /* God of War and Chris */

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[[Image:KratosBra.png|thumb|The hero of the series, Kratos. His ugly pecs are [[muscle bra|covered per Chris's standards of decency]].]]

'''''[[Wikipedia:God of War (series)|God of War]]''''' is a popular [[Sony]] [[video game]] series. [[Chris]] is a huge fan, especially of ''God of War III'' for the [[PS3]]. It was one of his favorite games of [[2010]], along with ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' and ''[[LittleBiGPlanet]]''.

==''God of War'' and Chris==
In stark contrast to the [[LittleBigPlanet|casual]] and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|more]] [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog|kid]]-[[Pokémon|friendly]] [[Animal Crossing|titles]] Chris has been known to enjoy, the ''God of War'' series is known for its [[Sonichu_10#Forgiveness....3F|violence]], [[Sandy_Rosechu|gore]], and [[Honest_Content|mature]] storylines based on elements of [[Homos|Greek]] mythology.

There are two likely conclusions can be reached from Chris's enjoyment of the ''God of War'' series:
*The first takes his enjoyment of the game, endorsement of ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', and love of the ''[[Saw]]'' [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|series of movies]]<ref>From [[Mumble_6#Movies|Mumble 6]]</ref> to assume that Chris has a wider variety of tastes than [[Trolls|most]] give him credit for.
*The more likely conclusion, however, is that he plays to [[Mass_debating|see]] the [[Chris and sex|sex]]-themed quicktime event in the early stages of the game (where mashing buttons elicits [[Bob_Walks_In|moans]], [[Stress_sigh|groans]], and a [[Chris and cinematography#Focus|shaking screen]]), as well as to verify his [[Homos#Defenses_against_becoming_a_homo|masculinity]] and [[Chris and remorse|maturity]]. Many children play violent and overly masculine games for mature audiences, thinking this proves that they are "one of the cool (older) kids." They often mimic/parrot whatever the "cool kids" think is awesome — for example, playing a game where the main character brutally mutilates creatures from Greek mythology, while bedding hot chicks in the process. Chris, being essentially a 7-year old trapped in an obese, smelly man's body, is no different.

[[Collosal Chan]]'s final battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in the [[comic]] was directly "[[plagiarism|inspired]]" by the ''God of War'' games (ditto the Collosal Chan character in general).<ref>From [[Sonichu_10#The_Final_Countdown|''Sonichu'' #10]]</ref> That battle was surprisingly non-violent, especially considering the gory murder-execution of the [[Asperpedia]] Four later in the [[Sonichu 10|same issue]].

Chris signed on to vandalize the [[CWCki]] around the height of his interest in ''God of War'', as his chosen account name was [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]].

==See also==
*[[GodJesus]]
*[[Collosal Chan]]
*[[Video games]]

==References==
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==External links==
*''[[wikipedia:God of War (series)|God of War]]'' series at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category: Video Games]]

Guitar Hero

2015-02-28T19:03:38Z

JCJ555: /* History */

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[[Image:Chrisguitarhero.png|thumb|Chris, as he imagines himself to look.]]
[[Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|thumb|Chris, as he is in reality]]

'''''Guitar Hero''''' is a rhythm action video game where one uses a guitar-shaped controller to activate the notes of a song as they scroll down the screen, similar to ''Dance Dance Revolution'' and its dance pad controller.

==History==
Chris owns a ''Dance Dance Revolution'' set-up, as well as other popular music games like [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'']]. While ''DDR'' and even many Wii games would involve actual movement, possibly even vaguely resembling actual exercise, ''Guitar Hero'' remains the only game which [[Chris]] has mentioned using for exercise, despite the fact that ''DDR'' has an exercise mode. Specifically, Chris has stated several times that ''Guitar Hero'' is good for his health, because he has to stand up to play it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#The Guitar Hero workout|Mailbag #2]]</ref> Chris's reasoning either comes from his autistic mind believing that any muscle movement at all is exercise, or him being so [[Obesity|fat]] and [[Chris and health|lazy]] that standing up actually takes effort. Because standing still and pressing buttons on a plastic guitar is far less strenuous than singing or jumping up and down on a dance pad or even waving [[Wii Remote of Fail|poorly painted controllers]] around, Chris has taken a particular liking to ''Guitar Hero'', and has made references to it several times throughout his many works.

Data from his [[PlayStation Network]] account reveals that Chris has spent nearly $500 downloading new songs to play in various ''Guitar Hero'' games. By comparison, he's spent a little more than $50 on downloads for its closest rival in the music game market, ''Rock Band''.

Chris appears to show some decent skill level in ''Guitar Hero'' games. Even when [[Asperchu|rivals]] poke fun at conspiracies behind mysterious orange notes (if you catch their drift), Chris has been able to survive songs on hard difficulty, as shown in the videos. Sneakily enough, he just says the expert difficulty "is good"<ref>[[Common Questions#07 January 2010|Common Questions, 7 January 2010]]</ref> — so far, we don't know if he ''routinely'' plays on expert or not.

==Delusion==
Here in the real world, people think ''Guitar Hero'' is the most awesome music game ever, one that really makes you feel like a rock star... until they ''play'' it, at which point they realize that they're mashing buttons on a plastic guitar. Actual guitarists have said that ''Guitar Hero'' doesn't help you learn to play guitar and have themselves struggled playing the game — they said they needed to first forget everything about how to play guitar. Even the most oblivious people should see that a guitar fretboard looks nothing like the guitar controller's buttons.

Chris, however, seems to believe that playing ''Guitar Hero'' is a feat on par with playing a real guitar. For example, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris takes his PS3 and Gitar of Fail with him on his band tour. During [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], he also explains that [[Blanca]] plays the ''Guitar Hero'' for [[Jiggliami]]'s band, which implies that the band only performs covers of songs from the games. In the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris specifically forbade the use of real instruments as well as ''Guitar Hero'' guitars. In what may be the most mind-blowing example yet, Chris dismissed a real, actual, non-video-game-controller guitar as a [[Katie Bay E-mails 3#31 July|"Wooden Nickel"]].

We can only wonder what ''exactly'' was going through his head when he shredded with mad apathy in the notorious "[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]]" music video, and wonder whether or not he can tell his "guitar" doesn't actually make any sounds besides clacking of plastic in his cover of "[[100 2266|Don't Laugh at Me]]".

The ''Guitar Hero'' games, later entries in particular, base themselves around the idea that rock music can do anything, as seen in classic rock videos and album covers. Chris has seemingly taken inspiration from this for his comics, such as [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he uses the Power of Rock to demolish the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building.

==Sonichu and Chris-chan in ''Guitar Hero World Tour''==

On 27 October [[2008]], Chris uploaded a video showing off the custom ''[[Sonichu]]'' crap that he added to the game. As in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], he portrays himself as thin and fit. While this is partly due to the fact that that game doesn't have an "unpleasant, fat" character model, it would still be possible for Chris to give his in-game self some degree of huskiness if he had any sense of his personal appearance.

{{tinyquote|I've created the Sonichu Band Icon from scratch, as well as my Character and Guitar. Enjoy the further testaments of my capabilities and creativity in tune to Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker." Also, I am up in [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|the "Auditions" on Gamestop.com]]; please Vote for [[:Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|my Rockin' Picture]] to get me as a Playable Character with Sonichu & Rosechu in my Band in a Future Guitar Hero Game.|Original video description, 27 October 2008}}

==Bandmates==

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|150px|Music is just another way to get [[china]] for Chris.]]
: ''See also: [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]''

Video games are no longer the passive form of entertainment they used to be — they're also a breeding ground for the creativity of the gamers. Like all enthusiastic gamers, Chris unleashes the full force of his creativity and puts a lot of thought into his video game play to get maximum satisfaction out of these games. Unfortunately, this is obviously not going to work as well as it does for some other, more gifted people.

''Guitar Hero'' games allow a great degree of fun but ultimately useless fiddling that doesn't actually help the game, such as creating virtual band members. In yet another feeble attempt to prove he's not a [[homo|homos]], Chris's bandmates are all women, because what [[Gal pal|girl]] wouldn't want to jam with the [[Autism|artistic]] genius that is CWC? He also picked some very odd names for these characters, with the [[Niggos|black one]] oddly getting a [[Chris and religion|Jew]][[Chris and race|ish]] surname.

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<center><gallery>
Image:ZuriAlryte.jpg|'''Zuri Alryte''': She ''may'' have a charming personality, but until she ''shows'' it, people will only remember the [[duck|waterfowl]]-up-the-skirt picture.
Image:KieraBei.jpg|'''Kiera Bei''': No doubt a lady of diverse emotions, ''all of them'' expressed ''at the same time'' on her face.
Image:JodyZimmerman.jpg|'''Jody Zimmerman''': Without the Rule 34 pic, we'd have no idea if she was even really a woman.
</gallery></center>

Though this might not seem too ridiculous at first glance, two facts make it worse. First, the first we heard of these bandmates was through a leaked Rule 34 picture. Among fiction writers, blatantly pornographic imagery is hardly considered the best way to introduce new characters to the world (though some may argue it's probably the most profitable). Chris drew himself having sex with these virtual women, and proceeded to make a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|video]] about it, announcing it as a testament to his straightness.

Secondly, he seems to be a little bit too preoccupied with the idea, to the point that people are starting to think he ''really believes'' he bonked these nonexistent chicks.

{{quote|Would I be having sex with THREE WOMEN?!|Chris, [[Chris and reality|forgetting ''Guitar Hero'' is a video game and those women are fictional]]}}

==See also==

*[[Gitar of Fail]]
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]]
*[[Chris and music]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[http://hub.guitarhero.com/profile-display?id=1588 His ''Guitar Hero'' stats.]

[[Category:Video Games]]

The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

2015-02-28T16:55:57Z

JCJ555: /* Transcript */

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[[Image:HappyAnniversary.jpg|thumb|right|"Thanks for not aborting me!"]]

'''The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special''' is a video that [[Chris]] made as a gift for Bob and Barbara in the spring of [[2004]] using a machinima of '''[[Animal Crossing]]'''. It offers a wealth of information regarding Chris's parents, such as how they met in a [[alcohol|bar]]. This creation shows us the depth (or lack thereof) of Chris's [[Chris and art|artistic skills]]; unable to create anything original by himself. This also proves to us that, instead of [[Chris and money|buying]] a tasty gift for his parents, he prefers playing [[Video games|video games]] in their names.

It is notable that Chris thanks his parents for his ''birth'', not his ''upbringing''. Apparently, giving existence to Chris was a [[Chris and his ego|major accomplishment in and of itself]].

==Part 1==

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| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1
| image = {{#ev:youtube|24lUfJf4cNU}}
| Stardate = 7th [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Animal_Crossing_Documentary#Watch|Animal Crossing Documentary]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
}}</center>

{{quote|This is my little present for y'all.}}

===Transcript===

[''two in-game flyers appear'']

Nintendo Presents / A Christian/Sonichu Production

For Barbara & Robert Chandler (Christian' Mom & Dad) / [[Monty Python|It's]]...

[''the game's respective Nintendo logo appears as the opening theme plays over the menu screen'']

[''another in-game flyer appears'']

The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special / Now here's your host, Christian Chandler!

[''four more in-game flyers scroll by in a blur'']

Most of everything was done by Christian Chandler. / Games used for this program: Animal Crossing, Mario Paint

With Special Thanks to Nintendo, Barbara Chandler, Robert Chandler, Christian Chandler

This has been a / Christian/Sonichu production. / The End

Stay Tuned for Behind the Scenes Action…

[''one last in-game flyer appears'']

Due to limited items, the following program may have some inaccurate furniture for each parent…

[''starts playing ''Animal Crossing'' as himself'']

Hi, Mom and Dad. How're you doing? This is my little present for y'all: a little… documentary for y'all, here in [[Animal Crossing]] for Nintendo GameCube… about how y'all were, and how you are now, and so forth. So, take a trip back in time with me, won't you, as we explore, uh, how each of you were.

Of course, first, we'll travel back in time tooo…

[jump cut to Chris playing as Bob]

…the time of good ol' [[Bob|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]] He was a hip youngster back in his day. And, uh… all that stuff he… was- he fought in the war, he likes- well, he worked- he worked hard, and stuff. Let's take a look inside his château, and, uh… see what describes him as him.

[''enters Bob’s house to start tour of first floor'']

He collects records, and he's got lots of 'em, and he's got so many shelves. He likes to call 'em a record case. Yeah.

Anyway, let's see, uh, he likes to, uh, make models, and he likes trains. This is a train model set. Look: it's got a cute little tunnel. Yeah.

And, y’know, this- he didn't have it back then, but he has it now. He likes to sit back and watch television.

Like I said, he likes scale models. And here's a good model: a rocket. Yeah. He was a technical engineer over at, uh, General Electric Company. Yup – he designed the controls for plastic molding machines, so, without him, you couldn't have the plastic for, uh… say, the toy ''train'', here. Yes.

And he also, uh, went around the world a bit. One place: he went to New York. See, there's the Statue of Liberty, there.

He also, uh- he was born in, uh, ''Texas''. That's why we have this little cactus here. Oh, and here's a little bo- ship in a bottle, here, 'cause, y'know, he ''did'' go around the world. At least by water.

He was born a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] in, uh, Texas. Actually, he was- he was, like, one-[[Speech Impediment|sisteenths]] Cherokee. But… that's why we have this totem pole here. And this Chinese Lion here… that's, uh- he was- he's been- [[honor_roll|he's been to Korea… for a war in… World War II, I believe it was]]. And he got… a [[Wikipedia: Good Conduct Medal (United States)|conduct]] [[Wikipedia:Medal of Honor|Medal of Honor]], so, that's what this is right here.

And you'll notice this is his shirt. It's a… blue tartan. Same pattern as is his, uh, ''regular'' shirt. That's what they call it in Animal Crossing. This pattern here for his ''um-''brella is a composition of four trumpets, 'cause, uh… he likes music. Of course.

Of course, he likes to think, so, while he's thinking he, uh… pays the bills on his, uh… desk, and, uh… nowadays, he uses a computer, but back in the da- back in his ''old'' days, the- a computer would fill up a ''whole room''… and it would have been much bigger than a refrigerator. And everybody in the business ''loved'' computers. [''does an impression of a baby computer''] "I love you, big com-pyu-dah."

Which I could say the same thing for, uh, a radio. Back then, in the 1930s, it was the size of a refrigerator. And everybody ''loved'' the radio, as well. [''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "I love you, radio".

And, of course, when he does his, uh, thinking, he, uh-- so, he likes wipin' out. He may have had one before, but he doesn't have one now: a chalkboard. And you know what he's thinkin' about at this moment? Social studies. [''laughs like Peter Griffin''] That's written by ''de-''fault on the chalkboard. And, of course, he likes to play games, so we have this little chessboard here.

And, uh, he's a bit of an outdoors person, as well… [''moves the tour to the second floor''] so, here's a representation of our backyard… or, probably "his" backyard, in the day.

Anyway, we have, uh… yeah – sprinklers watering the garden. We have a little pond. Hey! [''does another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Who's up for a burgerrr? Who's up for a burgerrr?" Yeah.

He can also look into outer space, with this telescope. Mmm… I see there's the, uh… Sun. I can't look directly into it because it's so bright. If I turn it a little bit… oh – look – I see the Moon. The Mooon-a.

And, of course, he, uh, takes care of his, uh, yard and flowers, so, he usually likes to… ''mow the lawn''. ''Mow the lawn.'' ''Mow the lawn.''

And, uh, when he can, with, uh… with his, uh, girlfriend, back in the day, was [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]. Yeah. Take her on a picnic. Yeah. Nice little picnic table.

So, now, we go downstairs to another point- another good point in his, uh, life: [''moves the tour down to the basement''] Good ol' Manny's Pub. Yeah. Got everything.

He, uh, drank coffee 'round here, an'… stuff. But most of the time, around here, in Manny's pub, he sang… up here on the stage. Along with the, uh… classic jazz music of the day.

And, of course, y’know, in a pub, you always have a bartender.

[''does yet another half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Hey, barkeep! Lemme have a, uh, [[Long Island Iced Tea|martini]], will ya?"

[''does impression of bartender''] "I'm sorry, bud, but we have no martinis."

[''returns to same bad impression of Bob''] "Oh, okay, then, just get me a… b-brewski."

[''does impression of same bartender suddenly drunk''] "One [[reeb|''beer'']], comin' up!"

[''chuckles'']

At bars, you notice, of course, they have a… telephone to talk to, uh, people. Of course, uh, yeah, back then-- [''reassures himself''] yeah, they had telephones.

And, of course, like I see, I've been into good music, so…

Here's a good ezzample. [''plays unrecognizable melody on piano'']

Here, uh, let me give that to you again. [''plays same unrecognizable melody'']

That's a little tune I whipped up: uh, [[Sonic|Sonic's]] theme song. That's, uh… that's a town tune… that’s on there.

And, of course, he also likes the, uh, other classical instruments, such as a cello. [[Random Access Humor|He should- he should’ve hung around in a room that was mellow; then, he wouldn't've liked the cello!]]

[''leaves Bob’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, uh, that's pretty much the last of Bob Chandler. Of course, in no- in a- in a ''hero'' business, he's also known as "Flower Man"… ‘cause he saves flowers' lives more than humans'.

So, now… let's time travel… to another time…

[jump cut to Chris playing as Barbara]

…for- yeah – the time of [[Barbara Chandler]]… which- here she is. But, of course, uh, naturally, she has ''brown'' hair, but since it’s Animal Crossing, they gave me ''blue'' hair by ''de-''fault.

But anyway, let's go into ''her'' house and see what her lifestyle is.

[''enters Barbara’s house to start tour of first floor'']

Back in her childhood, they had a small house, but, yeah, she had many brothers and sisters-

==Part 2==

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| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2
| image = {{#ev:youtube|sIlqJzcLsig}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Family
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 1]]
| next = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3]]}}</center>

{{quote|In 1980, they *did* get married.}}

===Transcript===

--so she had to share.

But she had a quite a few… interests of [unintelligible]. [''swallows and exhales''] But nowadays, she likes to use a computer, but, of course, y’know, back then, she couldn't have- she didn't ''have'' one; they were all in the big business.

But back then, she went to school, and she worked hard. And see this, uh, shirt here? That's her school colors: blue and white, because, uh, back in high school… [''dresses Barb character in cheerleader outfit''] she was a [[Snorlax|cheerleader]]. [''does a half-hearted cheerleader impression''] "Rum-bum! Sis-boom-bah! Yay-yay! La-la-la!"

Yeah – and one time, when she was a cheerleader in high school, she got… ''tackled'' by a football player. Broke her ankle. And ever since then, she could no longer do the twist.

Anyway, sh- like I said, her s- her cheerleader years. Batons and pom-poms on her ''um-''brella.

Oh – by the way, y'know, I forgot to mention: for- I put the trumpets and the bot- batons here? I used Mario Paint to design… ''one'' set… and then, I multiplied it times four on Animal Crossing because… a, uh, Mario Paint stamp is equal to… ''one-quarter''… of a whole… Animal Crossing stamp. [''dresses Barb character in original outfit''] By the way, this is a ''daisy'' shirt she's wearing.

But anyway, uh, she, uh- she also- a lot- she… likes ''plants'', so she kept… ones… around… then and now.

And she also liked to, uh, play games, so there's a… ''knight'' here. Yeah.

And she also had, uh, classic furniture in her room, and, uh… around the house, because, uh, they belonged to her parents, so here's a ''hutch''. Yeah.

So, anyway, let's go up to, uh… ''her'' room… [''moves the tour to the second floor''] that she shared with a few of her sisters. Yeah.

Like I said, she shared her room with, uh, her ''sisters''… so, we got a big bed. [''rolls back and forth in bed''] See that? More than one person can sleep in it.

But, of course, in the little… ''room'' of hers… she, uh, does things hard, so she do- does a lot of work. Not only did she work outside, but she worked inside: she made ''clothes''. So, here's a sewing machine for that.

And, of course, she, uh, worked hard when she went to school… [''something produces a loud farting noise, and it’s difficult to tell whether it’s the game or Chris''], so she, uh, had a lot of writing to do.

And to line up her making clothes, the, uh- she made- prob’ly made a dolly or two.

And here's a couple of her ''fine designs''.

Anyway, she keep- she kept her clothes in her, uh, closets, as well as her, uh, fabrics that she used. Although, y'know, back in her day, I'm surprised she did not get her fabrics [[Random-access humor|missed up with her clothes]], because if she wore the little fabrics, well… wouldn't’ve covered much!

Anyway, of course, she likes to keep ''pretty'', so, uh… she always liked to… [''uses a baby voice''] "have a liddle fun adda miwwah".

So, anyway, uh, we're gonna head downstairs for, uh, a little sad part in the, uh, days of old. [''moves the tour down to the basement'']

This would be what you would call a, uh, kitchen-slash-dining room.

[''does a half-hearted impression of Barb''] "Hey! Soup's on! Who wants soup?"

Yeah- oh, yeah – she likes the ''old'' st- to get old stuff, as well, so, she’s got a little ''tea'' set here.

And, uh, we got a kitchen… fridge, and a stove.

Here's a little fan to keep cool with.

Keep food in this little, uh… pantry.

And she keeps her, uh, brooms and mops in the old closet, here. Although, somebody brought out the mop; somebody wanted to clean up. You put your garbage in the garbage can.

And this is the sad part. And it get- and sometime- in some places nowa- in, uh, very few houses nowadays, but what happened in the, uh, ''old'' days: the bathroom was in the same room as, uh, the kitchen.

But luckily, [[Lie|we always remember to wash our hands with soap and water]].

Yeah.

But anyway, that's just in the days of old. Nowadays, she ''does'' have a b- private bathroom. Yeah.

[''leaves Barb’s house to conclude tour'']

But anyway, she's better off now than she was in the old days… because, uh… we'll time-travel… forward.

Yeah – now, we're gonna time-travel forward…

[jump cut to Chris playing as himself again]

…to the ''present'', here.

Yep – back to the present, we is!

But like I said: uh… Mom and Dad, they, uh, met each other. Oh yeah – I forgot to tell ya how they met. Let's go back into Father's house and sssee how it… was.

[''enters Bob’s house and goes down to the basement'']

They met over at Matty's pub, see?

Yeah. Mom was just, uh, sittin' down with her friend. She was watching, uh, "Bobby", uh, sing up here. And, well, she like-- she really liked his, uh, singing, so, uh, she- as ''Father'' put it: she went up to him, and then, uh… as he passed by to change the Fer- change the Thermo- "Thermostat"? Yeah. Anyway, she chased him down the hallway… and cornered him.

And then, uh, after that, sh- they just talked: like, they just, uh, talked things out, and they, uh, g-got to know each other. Found common things.

But then, in 1980, they ''did'' get married. But that was ''Father's'' side of the story – the "chasing down the hallway" thing – because Mom says that that's not exactly "right".

But anyway, this is where they met: over here at Matty's pub.

And there's a little thing that… you couldn't have without Father’s plastic molding machines: a trash can.

[''leaves Bob’s house again'']

So, anyway, this is on the- this day that this video will be ''shown'' – but on the day that it’s recorded: ''tomorrow''- I mean, it was ''yesterday'' it was recorded – yeah – that these two were wed. So, it was, like, 24 years ago ''today'' that this video was shown- is shown… that- that the prrr-- that the, uh, priest said:

[''does a half-hearted impression of a priest''] "Bob, do you take this woman to be your lubbily-wedded wife? To love and hold and cherish, and to honor?"

[''uses a retarded voice''] "I do! "

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest''] "And do you, Barbara, take this man to be your lawfully-wedded husband? To love and cherish, and to honor forever?"

[''uses a voice that sounds like Portal’s GLaDOS''] "I do!"

[''does same half-hearted impression of a priest again''] "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride!"

[''does a half-hearted impression of Bob''] "Whoopee!"

[''uses a deep, singsong voice''] "Happy days are here again!"

And now, let's take a look at the, uh, house… that, uh, [[Love Quest|love]] brought.

[''enters Chandler household to start tour of first floor'']

This here is the ''family room''… below, uh- above that downstairs that, uh, Mom and Dad share.

They brought everything with them between the, uh, "something old, something borrowed, something new, something blue".

Well, there's a little blue there in the, uh, ''barber's'' pole. A little something old from Dad's house.

But, of course, nowadays, Father will, uh, watch television and fall asleep on this… comfy chair…

…when it's night. Of course, he's awake during the day.

And Mom will, uh- she'll sometimes sleep on the couch.

But, of course, they, uh, sleep in their bed here. Big enough for two!

And they have a computer to [[Mass debate|surf the Web]] with.

[''swallows and exhales'']

And, uh, we used to have a, uh, ''player'' piano.

Let us play. [''plays that same unrecognizable melody again'']

Hold on a second.

Plays better when there's no music on from another source!

[''plays that same unrecognizable melody yet again'']

That's the ticket!

==Part 3==

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| name = The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|Om04jRARank}}
| Stardate = 07 [[June 2004]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}; Relatives
| Performance Style = {{Reason|text}}
| Other = {{Direct Feed|text}}; {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_2|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Part 2]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl]]}}</center>

{{quote|THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH!}}

===Transcript===

But anyway, when- first comes love, then comes marriage… then, they come along with their [[Fuck quest|baby carriage]]. And that's where I came in; born in February 1982 was me.

Yeah – just two years after they got- uh, this- ''less'' than two years after they got married.

So, anyway, this is ''my'' bedroom… and my, uh, TV, and video games. I'd have an entertainment center, but… they didn't have one of those here in Animal Crossing. So, I had to make do. But it's a big TV.

And I got a nice bed, a love couch. Oh – my first video game system was a Commodore 64, here. Good computer, it was; had some great games on it! Of course, I would have to say my ''second'' system after this would be the original Game Boy.

Yeah. But anyway, I kept my video- I keep my video games nowadays ‘cause I got lots of 'em on ''shelves''… and stuff. Yeah.

But anyway, I got my room decorated with a bunch of posters. Yeah – look at all these posters!

Yeah – of course, uh, you got my ''bed'' here; it's my favorite color: blue.

[''moves the tour down to the basement'']

Yeah – and, uh, along with the few video games, we got more video games down here in the basement. Of course, in the real world, down here in the basement-slash-utility room, it'd be Father's records. But in he- in Animal Crossing, got all my N- got my NES collection down here.

Oh – and look at this: [[I Got A Fish|I caught an angel fish]]. This is an angel fish.

Oh – and here's a model! It's a space shuttle. Yeah.

[''leaves own house to conclude tour'']

Anyway, uh, now, we're gonna take a trip back to, uh, Father's house for a special… deal.

[''enters Bob’s house while still playing as himself'']

[''goes down to Bob’s basement bar'']

As a little retribution for, uh… how things were, we're gonna play a little number on the jukebox here. But since we don't have "Side by Side" on recording, we're play-- we're gonna play, uh… "Sittin' Under The Apple Tree".

[''plays the 1942 hit "Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree" in full'']

''"Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Ooh! Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Don't go walkin' down lover's lane with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''I just got word from a guy who heard 
''From the guy next door to me: 
''The girl he met just loves to pet, 
''And it fits you to a tee! So… 
''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me 
''Till I come marchin' home! 

''Don't give out with those lips of yours to anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! 
''Anyone else but me! No, no, no! 
''Watch the girls on the foreign shores? You'll have to report to me 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''You better be true to me! 
''Don't hold anyone on your knee! You're gettin' the third degree 
''When you come marchin' home! 

''You're on your own where there is no phone 
''And I can't keep tabs on you! 
''Be fair to me, I'll guarantee 
''This is one thing that I'll do: 
''I won't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but you 
''Till you come marchin' home! 

''Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me! 
''I know the apple tree 
''Is reserved for you and me! 
''And I'll be true 
''Till you come marchin' home!''"

And there you have a nice little blast from the past!

Now, we're gonna take a trip back up here… [''heads back upstairs and leaves Bob’s house''] and we're back outside.

And now, for, uh, my mom and dad: a little something special for this, uh, video.

This is my way of saying "Happy B- Anniversary" to y'all.

Coming up next:

[''smash cut to a ridiculously crude computer drawing of a wedding cake with the words "To Mom & Dad. / HAPPY / ANNIVERSARY / THANK YOU BOTH FOR MY BIRTH! / Love Christian C." written on its several layers'']

[''a grating Mario Paint rendition of "Happy Birthday" plays several times as [[Sonichu Zip|an image of Sonichu zips]] across the screen from left to right over and over again'']

Yeah. [''sounding suddenly emotional (or else congested)''] I love you both! Thank y'all for givin' birth to me, y'know. So, now, we're gonna pretty much end this documentary special.

[''all in-game fliers from the beginning of the video scroll by in reverse'']

Let’s see… where did this go?

Yeah – here it is.

[''sings roughly to the tune of the [[Wikipedia:William Tell Overture|William Tell Overture’s finale]] while scrolling back through the fliers glimpsed earlier'']

Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laaa-laaaa! 
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, laa-laa-laaaa! Ohhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, dun-duh, doh-dohh-dohhh! 
La-ta, duh-tuh, di-tuh, di-tuh, doh-doh-dohh! Ohhhhhh! 
Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary! 
Happy anniversary! Haaappy anniversary! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
Loo-too, doo-too, doo-too, doo-doo-dooo! 
[''sounding suddenly passionate (or else in terrible pain) as he retreats into his own house while moaning one final verse''] 
Ohhhhhhhh!

[''resumes speaking normally'']

''Till next tiiime…''

Good night, folks!

[''continues filming, even though all he’s doing is saving his game data'']

Thank you, and good night!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[So Need a Cute Girl]]|}}

{{CWC on TV}}
{{Game Videos}}
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-06-07]]

IPods Down and Listen Up

2015-02-24T22:38:13Z

JCJ555: /* Transcript */

{{honest}}
"'''iPods Down and Listen Up'''" (known as "'''iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV'''") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which [[Chris]] fails once again at rapping and life.

The rap itself appears to be improvised (though knowing Chris, he could just as easily have come up with such terrible lyrics beforehand, since he doesn't have enough of a quality filter on any aspect of his life for it to stand out), and Chris apparently alludes to what most people would call [[rape]]. It is unclear as to what precisely Chris is under the [[Alcohol|influence]] of, or how he [[Chris's Big Night Out|obtained it]].

The title is [[Things Chris has ripped off|derivative]] of a line from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]".

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = iPods Down and Listen Up
| video = {{#ev:youtube| Fkn2wWE6Rw0}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|[[Chris and sex|Tiger Rape]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|Drunk}}
| shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Congrats, Jack Black]]
| next = [[Hello, Juffalo]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video'']

Yo, what is up, homies, and homes, and home-misses... dudettes and dudates. This ain't no [[Captain's Log|update]] on da [[Sonichu]] [[duck|thang]]; still workin' on it, but listen [''tries to turn this into a song''] up, up-up, up, up, up-up! Listen up! Put down your iPods, and listen up! I had a test that shows... stock market had a rise in hooooooes! I tell you what now. Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).

[''a momentary pause to recollect'']

[[Autism|Momentary pause to recollect.]] I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)! I'm the la—I am the manly '''tiga''' (manly tiga)! You're the sleek, sexy panther! [[Rape|I pounce on you, you run away]]. I haven't missed, but-I-chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then we pump [[Chris and sex|(pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump)]] until we'll be have our little [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|tiga-panther cubs]]!

Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Mrs. Claus. I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... [[Wikipedia:Viagra|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, [[Pokémon|ho-OH]]!

...Word! I have a confidence booster... and my confidence is at the max! So... there. That's the word of the day. Still an update on the [[CWCipedia]], eyyyy?

Word up. Peace out.
{{clear}}

==Remixes==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = If CWC could actually rap...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DW8FwqlDFzU}}
| stardate = 17 [[October 2010]]
| maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| subject =
| type = }}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Congrats, Jack Black]]|nextlink=[[Hello, Juffalo]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Yo! CWC Raps]]

Daniel Weston

2015-02-17T01:24:01Z

JCJ555:

[[Image:DanielWeston.JPG|thumb|right|Portrait of Daniel Weston, c. 1623. Note the [[Creepy stare|blank stare]]... Doesn't it remind you of a [[Chris|certain somone]]?]]

{{quote|As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits *[[Stress sigh|sighs]]* we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--''Mayflower'' voyage.|[[Captain's Log]], [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|Stardate November 7th, 2007]]}}

'''Daniel Weston''' is one of the people who Chris claims to be one of his illustrious ancestors, through whom he is descended from [[Anne Boleyn]]<ref name="publicannouncement" />, [[List of Chris's lies|whose only daughter died childless]]. He was, according to Chris, aboard the ''[[Wikipedia:Mayflower|Mayflower]]'', the ship that sailed the [[Wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Pilgrim Fathers]] to [[United States of America|America]] in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1620]];<ref name="publicannouncement">[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> however, according to all known passenger lists of the ''Mayflower'', there was never a man named Weston aboard.<ref>[http://genforum.genealogy.com/weston/messages/54.html Genealogy Forum]</ref> Presuming against the fact that Weston did not exist and Anne Boleyn had no possible living descendants at the time of American colonisation, there is still no reason whatsoever why an Anglican English noble would flee Britain, let alone on the ''Mayflower'' (which was full of Puritans) in the first place.

There is a possibility that Chris actually meant to say [[wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Thomas Weston]], an English merchant who funded The Mayflower, though this makes no more sense than the prior account. Chris later revised his theory that Daniel Weston was not on the ''Mayflower'' claiming that "he made his voyage later on."<ref>[[Mailbag 27#A family history of failure]]</ref> This highly nebulous revision is no more persuasive than the original account, and neither version of the story explains how he was descended from a queen who died childless.

These flatly impossible notions may have been concocted by Chris, or spoonfed to him by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] to make him feel special. In reality, Chris's earliest known paternal ancestor was a hick named William Wynn, who had a grandson named Robert claimed to be a lecherous [[Alcohol|alcoholic]] (not [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], but Bob's grandfather).<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141</ref>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Anne Boleyn]]
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
*[[Barbara Chandler]]

{{People}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Weston, Daniel}}
[[Category:Dead]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

The Wall of Originals

2015-02-16T05:21:26Z

JCJ555: /* Things to Note */

[[Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|thumb|The Wailing Wall]]

'''The Wall of Originals''' (a.k.a. "The Failing Wall") was a large [[Relic of Fail]] showing [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s customized [[Pokémon]] cards, which hung from one of the walls in [[Chris's room]]. The lighting in several of his [[videos]] suggested that the sheet was covering a window, but the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], released on 29 April 2011, showed that this was probably not the case.

Some trolls speculate that the absence of the Wall in the Tomgirl Pictures indicated that it had been removed. Whether this was meant to be permanent or temporary is unclear. The fate of the Wall after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chandler house fire]] is unknown, but Chris has implied that it is "physically lost".

==Things to Note==
[[Image:513-CWCsWallOfOriginals.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

There are several interesting trends which emerge when one takes in all of Chris's cards. They provide some insight into his game design process which further support the traits of Chris featured on the CWCki. Some interesting notes about the cards include:
* The earlier cards that feature Christian depict him as a disgusting mutant with a [[Niggos|wide, flat nose and thick lips.]] This eventually branches out to include terrifying photoshops where an expressionless Chris is jammed into crude MSPaint backdrops.
* Note the first appearance of a female alternative for Pikachu, tastefully dubbed Chicachu, who can only deal damage when accompanied by a [[Women's rights|boyfriend]].
* Plautistic. It is a plant that is [[autism|autistic]]. It is extremely likely Chris seems to think [[The High School Story|autism and psychic powers are linked]].
* Chris shows up as a trainer, a gym leader, as well as a Pokémon. In each of these identities, Chris has multiple forms/personas. This trend is totally in line with Christian's theme of acquiring a plethora of powers with little to no effort or explanation. He has created himself as a normal type in which he is depicted as an autistic Pokémon. This reinforces the conclusion that he considers autism a superpower in some respects.
* Many of his handmade cards have devastatingly synergistic effects or several complimentary effects at once. This allows Chris to pull off combos with only one or two cards. According to field reports about his card game technique, Chris would need these hugely layered card effects because his deck building skills may have been rather poor.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up|"Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played. he had rediculous themed decks that never worked in pokemon and he never used any trategy at all in yugi-oh."]]</ref>
* Despite spending considerable time on them, Chris has not tried to use these cards in official games at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|"He had about a 20 different custom cards, but never played any of them."]]</ref>
* Some of the cards that are based on pre-existing Pokémon (such as Blue, Donphan, Togepi) were most likely made in a response to early Generation II Pokémon revealings.
* The Yoshi and Luigi cards were based on an obviously fake ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' April Fool's Day Joke.

==Reproduction of the Wall==

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==Gallery==
Cards that aren't on the Wall of Originals, and other related images:
<center><gallery>
Image:064-CWCsDuelist.jpg|''[[wikipedia:The Duelist|Duelist]]'' magazine.
Image:065-CWCsTopDeck1.jpg|''Top Deck'' magazine.
Image:066-CWCsTopDeck2.jpg|Another fictitious issue of ''Top Deck''.
Image:185-pokbck.jpg|Card backing where Sonichu [[mass debating|jerks off]] while kneeling.
Image:226-SchuBall2.jpg|[[S-Chu Ball]].
Image:361-CWCsChicachu.jpg|Christian's Chicachu.
Image:362-CWCsMaychu.jpg|Christian's Maychu.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[List of cards from The Wall of Originals]]
*[[The Wallflower]]

==Sources==
<references />

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category: Relics of Fail]] [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]

Sweetheart

2015-01-19T16:33:28Z

JCJ555: /* Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart? */

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of potential sweethearts.]]
{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"? '''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}
A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian]]'s flavor-of-the-month.
__TOC__
==Definition==
Chris's goal is to build a [[sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] (side-quest complete), and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "[[Honor roll|the illustrious metal]]" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of troll-engineered dates, and a trip to a hooker (two in fact). Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself applied generously, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Christian's [[Gal Pal|Gal Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts by virtue of the fact that they are known to Christian and don't appear to hate him.

==Qualifications==
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|It's the one on the left.]]

In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Christian spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Hambeast|bent a little]], as expedient.

*18 - [insert current age] Years Old
*Boyfriend-Free
*Blonde or Brunette
*White
*Pretty
*Average or Slender Body Type
*5' or Taller
*No Smoking or Drinking
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
*Has Own Car
*Average to High Income
*Happy, Positive, Caring

In other exchanges, Christian established a few more rules:

*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref>
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref>

==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==

[[File:Chris-chan_010714.JPG|thumb|Helloooooo, ladies.]]

Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes, "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that there's a special someone waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White Knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to rebutt the idea.

However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are quite a few reasons:

'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a man in his thirties who plays with children's toys and video games, and still lives with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment are almost completely alien concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly [[Chris and money|wasted on stupid crap he doesn't need.]] On top of that, he implies a lot that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home while his wife goes to work]]. He doesn't even plan on looking after the kids for her, he'd dump this responsibility on his highly disturbed mother. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.

'''2) Chris has issues that would damage a relationship.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that upset women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] [[Catherine|found]] themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. On his date with Catherine, he made a point of bragging about learning from his mistakes with Megan ... then ''molested'' Catherine by hugging her and burying his face in her breasts, despite being told not to. Needless to say, had this been a real date, Catherine and "cousin Al" would've [[Kick the Autistic|beaten him up]] or [[Michael Snyder|called the]] [[Jerkops|cops]] at this point. He also [[List of Chris's lies|lies a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] has led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without meaning it. On top of that, he seems to be of the idea that women in a relationship with him [[Women's_rights#In_real_life|will tolerate waiting on him hand and foot while he plays video games all day, and bear his children.]] No self-respecting woman will ever put up with that nonsense.

'''3) Chris is not self-sufficient.''' As mentioned before, Chris doesn't have a job and currently has no plans to strike it out on his own, opting instead to live with his mother. His welfare after room and board deductions is barely over the $200 mark, which he wastes on toys and video games instead of saving for something really important. He also has a habit of landing himself into [[Chris_and_money#Credit_cards|debt]] with his purchases, and isn't even aware of [[Mumble 4|all of the necessary bills one needs to pay to keep a house running.]] He has also [[PlayingHouse|indicated]] that if he becomes a family man, he will be leeching off his wife instead of looking for work on his own. It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about Chris that he is definitely not marriage material, as he has at no point in his life been able to support himself, much less a family.

'''4) [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|Chris's Hygiene]].''' Chris does not shower regularly, believing that all you need to be hygienic are a few sprays of [[Axe]]. He also lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy house with garbage everywhere]], and routinely [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shits himself]]. [[Emily|One woman]] has described him as smelling like 'rotten watermelons'.

''' 5) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Chris is not inherently ugly, but his lifestyle and fashion choices have rendered his appearance deeply repulsive. Even before he started dressing like a [[Tomgirl]] (already a deterrent in itself for a [[Homos|certain reason]]), Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance, as shown in the picture above. In fact, when first spotted from a distance by Catherine, she believed she was looking at an ugly old woman. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|clinically obese]]. And let's not get started on a certain medallion he always wore back in the day, which only made him look laughably worse. Long story short, if Chris dressed somewhat fashionably, bothered grooming himself properly and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit. In fact, during Chris's stint as a [[Carlos Chantor|male escort]], his appearance was, ignoring his obesity for a moment, rather presentable and he appeared well-groomed.

'''6) Chris acts like a dork.''' Again, although it sounds shallow, the fact remains that Chris' childish mannerisms can repel women. Take a look at [[For My Sweetest_Ivy|this video where he attempts to woo Ivy,]] for example. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream 'manchild', and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His recent [[Tomgirl]] antics haven't helped either- he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which can cement in potential sweethearts' minds that he's possibly ''gay.'' (Sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomgirl pictures was [[Chris in the media#Failosophy|featured on MTV's Failosophy]], where the ''only'' person who would date him was the gay guy.)

'''7) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A feature of autism is hostility to and even fear of change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it interferes with his immediate [[China|interests]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction, as many trolls posing as women have tried to do.

'''8) Chris is an intolerant bigot.''' [[Homos|He still hates gay men.]] He has shown insensitivity (if not outright [[Niggos|enmity]]) towards people of different races. Woe be onto you if [[Noviophobia|you're ''male'']], too. Needless to say, the only women who'd approve of this stance would have to be outright racists who don't have any male friends themselves, and then you'd have to consider the fact that they must also put up with financially supporting a couch potato who plans to let her do everything for him and shits himself, which would put the grand total of women who'd be interested in Chris to a big, fat '''ZERO.''' For an example of this and how women would not tolerate such an attitude, consider [[March_2013_Facebook_posts#Gay_Marriage|this homophobic post he made]] (and the replies he got as a result) on Facebook (to truly hammer the point home, Kim, a long-time ''friend'' of Chris', chastised him for his bigotry.)

'''9) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a book to try and get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role as the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] with [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Back in the day, even if a girl did express interest, Chris would've been too shy to even talk back to her. He's a little more confident today, but it's hardly done wonders for his chances of scoring - instead he'll turn her off with a cheesy, ham-fisted attempt at a pickup line that just makes him look incredibly creepy and out-of-touch. If there was such a girl who could and would overcome these barriers, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. In his entire life, he has barely had any friends, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend? If he is, then his habit of holding back on anything that requires effort and no immediate reward (like moving out, getting a job, maintaining a social life, etc.) will inevitably keep Chris from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.

'''10) Chris is incompetent.''' Chris has claimed, numerous times, to be proficient [[CADD|in]] [[Chris and Art|several]] [[Chris and Music|skills]], but in reality is incompetent in pretty much every sphere imaginable. He compares [[Father Call|cleaning his house to fighting in a war]], and even then, [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|his idea of "cleaning the house" leaves a lot to be desired]]. One could even argue that it's because of this and his lack of common sense that the afforementioned [[14 Branchland Court|house]] eventually [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burned to the ground]] when he thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee with an extension lead in his bathroom. He has been employed for maybe a few months in his whole life, then was fired, as he proved too egotistical and stubborn [[Wendy's|to keep even a minimum wage job at a fast food place]], and he simply hasn't bothered since. He gets himself [[Banned|into]] [[28_October_2011|trouble]] way more times than he should, such as his attempts to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]], where basic common sense should have told him to stay away like he'd been told. So, long story short, ladies, If you were looking for somebody to be the "man of the house", would Chris even remotely fit the bill?

'''11) Chris's past will always return to haunt him.''' Thanks to the combined forces of the internet, [[weens]], and even Chris ''himself'', there are literally volumes [[Death Threats|of]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|unsavory]] [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|information]] about Chris out in the open for all to see, almost all of which is documented right here. Chris knows this all too well, which is why he strongly discourages anybody from doing even a simple Google Search about him. This was, in fact, one of the key reasons why he didn't even make it to first base with [[The Wallflower]] - a ween mailed her a link to the [[CWCki]]. But even if we were to put aside anything to do with the internet, there are still many, ''many'' embarassing and undesirable things about Chris that will, in one way or the other, surface that would damage, if not outright destroy a budding relationship - to which this very list can attest.

==Conclusion==
Despite [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|having said that]] girls should go after poorer, less attractive guys because "they will likely have a better personality", Chris doesn't seem to think that the same applies for the opposite gender. He still insists his sweetheart must be physically attractive and well-off enough to financially support him, not realizing that he himself leaves a lot to be desired in terms of being boyfriend material.

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Love Quest]]
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]
*[[Noviophobia]]
*[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]
*[[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]
*[[Gal Pal]]

{{Sweethearts}}

User:JCJ555

2015-01-13T00:02:10Z

JCJ555:

Chris is love, Chris is life. <3

Some months ago, I sent a Facebook message to Chris, asking him to explain the basic plot of Sonichu to me. Being the lazy guy he is, he told me to look it up on CWCipedia and here at the CWCki. But I am one of the few users here who can say that he actually contacted Chris before.

I have sent Chris a few more messages since then, but he hasn't bothered to reply. Probably because I'm a [[JERKS|jerk.]]

User:JCJ555

2015-01-13T00:01:33Z

JCJ555:

Chris is love, Chris is life. <3

Some months ago, I sent a Facebook message to Chris, asking him to explain the basic plot of Sonichu to me. Being the lazy fuck he is, he told me to look it up on CWCipedia and here at the CWCki. But I am one of the few users here who can say that he actually contacted Chris before.

I have sent Chris a few more messages since then, but he hasn't bothered to reply. Probably because I'm a [[JERKS|jerk.]]

January 2015

2015-01-11T14:46:00Z

JCJ555: /* Events of January 2015 */

{{Ongoing}}
'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]] has stated that this month he will move back to [[14 Branchland Court]]. However, this month notably kicked off with some fallout from the infamous [[26 December 2014]] incident. Mere days after being released from jail, Chris wound up causing a ruckus at a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] he was previously banned from, by threatening the [[manajerks|managers]] with pepper spray if they didn't leave him alone. It's unknown whether Chris [[Naïve|realizes]] that he's a [[Chris and the law|repeat offender ''on bail'']] or simply refuses to acknowledge it altogether, at this point, but either way, it certainly won't help his testimony in [[February 2015|February]].

==Events of January 2015==
* 1 January: An article by Wii U Daily about [[26 December 2014]] is linked to the subreddit "r/rage" on Reddit.
* 2 January: Chris compares trying to move from the [[Rental House]] to 14 Branchland Court to a tired horse named Charlie that is running around a track on [[Facebook]].
* 3 January: An unconfirmed [[e-mail]] leaks onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris caused a scene at Wal-Mart and had his pepper spray from the GameStop incident on hand as well--nearly ''five days'' after he bailed out of jail. The police scanner audio of the incident is eventually leaked onto YouTube.
* 4 January: The e-mail is later confirmed to be real, and a text conversation between Chris and Renee leaks, revealing that Chris indeed caused commotion at the store.
* 5 January: Chris notes that the only [[internet]] he has had access to while moving is the 3G on his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], and whines about how people don't like him, especially after the GameStop incident.
* 6 January: Another set of e-mails leak, regarding Chris wanting help for [[Barb]]'s dental health.
* 7 January: A tree branch continually bogs down Chris's electricity.
* 8 January: Chris [[Chris and his ego|blames Sega]] for the GameStop incident. Once again, ''none'' of his [[white knight]]s are willing to help defend him.
* 9 January: Chris makes a ''Littlest Pet Shop'' image macro, and rages over the TLC series ''My Husband's Not [[Gay]]''.
* 10 January: Chris discovers the Wii U Daily article about himself, and rages over it on Facebook. Once again, nobody on Facebook defends him. Chris also shows unspeakable laziness in that he criticizes the writer of the article for being a [[JERK]] despite the writer being a '''female'''.
* 11 January: Chris makes a long post on Facebook stating that he only wants people to like him and that he would [[Death Threats|never wish harm on anyone]]. He also states that he would never [[Megatron Pistol|own a gun]] (let alone [[Sonichu Special 4|actually use one)]], because [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] is a better alternative, and that he wants to be referred to using [[Tomgirl|feminine pronouns like "she" and "her."]] Perhaps most mind-blowing (but yet, unsurprising for Chris) is his assertion that no one should be [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned from]] [[GameStop|a]] [[The GAMe PLACe|place]] [[Target|of]] [[McDonald's|business]] unless they have a gun and/or are attempting to commit robbery, and that banning an individual for [[Attraction Sign|anything less]] is "just plain wrong."

{{Timeline}}

January 2015

2015-01-11T14:40:23Z

JCJ555: /* Events of January 2015 */

{{Ongoing}}
'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]] has stated that this month he will move back to [[14 Branchland Court]]. However, this month notably kicked off with some fallout from the infamous [[26 December 2014]] incident. Mere days after being released from jail, Chris wound up causing a ruckus at a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] he was previously banned from, by threatening the [[manajerks|managers]] with pepper spray if they didn't leave him alone. It's unknown whether Chris [[Naïve|realizes]] that he's a [[Chris and the law|repeat offender ''on bail'']] or simply refuses to acknowledge it altogether, at this point, but either way, it certainly won't help his testimony in [[February 2015|February]].

==Events of January 2015==
* 1 January: An article by Wii U Daily about [[26 December 2014]] is linked to the subreddit "r/rage" on Reddit.
* 2 January: Chris compares trying to move from the [[Rental House]] to 14 Branchland Court to a tired horse named Charlie that is running around a track on [[Facebook]].
* 3 January: An unconfirmed [[e-mail]] leaks onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris caused a scene at Wal-Mart and had his pepper spray from the GameStop incident on hand as well--nearly ''five days'' after he bailed out of jail. The police scanner audio of the incident is eventually leaked onto YouTube.
* 4 January: The e-mail is later confirmed to be real, and a text conversation between Chris and Renee leaks, revealing that Chris indeed caused commotion at the store.
* 5 January: Chris notes that the only [[internet]] he has had access to while moving is the 3G on his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], and whines about how people don't like him, especially after the GameStop incident.
* 6 January: Another set of e-mails leak, regarding Chris wanting help for [[Barb]]'s dental health.
* 7 January: A tree branch continually bogs down Chris's electricity.
* 8 January: Chris [[Chris and his ego|blames Sega]] for the GameStop incident. Once again, ''none'' of his [[white knight]]s are willing to help defend him.
* 9 January: Chris makes a ''Littlest Pet Shop'' image macro, and rages over the TLC series ''My Husband's Not [[Gay]]''.
* 10 January: Chris discovers the Wii U Daily article about himself, and rages over it on Facebook. Once again, nobody on Facebook defends him. Chris also shows unspeakable laziness in that he criticizes the writer of the article for being a [[JERK]] despite the writer being a '''female'''.
* 11 January: Chris makes a long post on Facebook stating that he only wants people to like him and that he would [[Death Threats|never wish harm on anyone]]. He also states that he would never [[Megatron Pistol|own a gun]] (let alone [[Sonichu Special 4|actually use one)]], because [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] is a better alternative, and that he wants to be referred to using [[Tomgirl|feminine pronouns like "she" and "her."]] Perhaps most mind-blowing (but yet, unsurprising for Chris) is his assertion that no one should be [[The GAMe PLACe|banned from]] [[GameStop|a place of business]] unless they have a gun and/or are attempting to commit robbery, and that banning an individual for [[Attraction Sign|anything less]] is "just plain wrong."

{{Timeline}}

User:JCJ555

2015-01-04T03:17:19Z

JCJ555: Created page with "Chris is love, Chris is life. <3"

Chris is love, Chris is life. <3

Talk:26 December 2014

2015-01-04T03:15:26Z

JCJ555: Created page with " == Uh, guys..... == What happens to the CWCki if Chris goes to prison? ~~~~"

== Uh, guys..... ==

What happens to the CWCki if Chris goes to prison? [[User:JCJ555|JCJ555]] ([[User talk:JCJ555|talk]]) 03:15, 4 January 2015 (UTC)

How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls

2015-01-03T22:00:00Z

JCJ555: /* Page 1 */ Cleaning up that broken code....

[[Image:395-HowThePKMNCame.jpg|thumb|right|Cover page of the original assignment. Note the English class.]]

{{quote|Others say that they originated from the depths of nature's elements. But, they are all not true...this is the
true story..|''How the [[Pokémon]] Came into Our Poké Balls'', Tablet 1, Fragment 1; author unknown, but typically attributed to "High Shaman Kris'Tchan the Feeble Minded"}}

'''"How the Pokémon came into Our PokéBalls"''' is a short story by [[Christian]] done in his ''senior year of [[Manchester High School|high school]].'' In it, he attempts to establish some form of creation-myth for the [[Pokémon]] universe. Coincidentally, there is an official one now.<ref>[[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sinnoh_myths]</ref> Also, the title itself is erroneous, as the story only explains how Pokémon came to be; it mentions absolutely nothing about PokéBalls.

How it got a good grade is a mystery lost to time.

==Introduction==
[[Image:How the pokemon came into our pokeballs.png|thumb|Something like this...]]
How the Pokémon Came Into Our Poké Balls.
10/30/[[1999|99]]
(Intro.)

For my [[English]] class in late September of this year, I had to write my own myth. So, I figured "Why not make a myth about how [[Pokémon]] came to be."

My [[English]] teacher thought that it was a great story. So did [[Barbara|my mom]] and a few [[Gal-pals|other people]]. Since it was so good, I thought I'd feature it on this website. Click Here to read my story. Enjoy. :)

==Page 1==
9/22/99
Page 1. Some people say that the Pokémon came from the sky in a giant rock known as the Moon Stone. Others say that they originated from the depths of nature's elements. But, they are all not true... this is the true story.

A long, long time ago in the heavens above, there were such powerful gods as [[Wikipedia:Zeus|Zeus]], [[Wikipedia:Cultural_depictions_of_turtles_and_tortoises#North_America|Maheo]], and [[GodJesus|many more]]. But, it all started with a rookie god, known as...Mewchu. He had thepower to help provide for the animals, plants, minerals, and to keep track of the seven natural powers of the universe: Fire, Grass, Lightning, Water, Fighting, Psychic, and the power of the Colorless Star.<ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Colorless_(TCG)]</ref>

Mewchu made sure that the animals and plants were fed from [[McDonald's|natures good foods]]. He made sure that nature's minerals, such as rocks, dirt from the ground, and the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|mucky messes]] were used for their purpose.

One day, Mewchu said to himself, "[[Monthly Tugboat|There must be a way to allow the animals, small and big, to do these tough chores, so that I may be able to be a little clean.]]" Then, he thought, "Why not give some of the natural powers to a new type of creature." So, he went down to earth with the power to absorb the natural powers of earth, and share it. So, he stood... in the middle of the Pacific, surrounded by islands of seven and water.

He decided to start with making a powerful animal to assist him in his great task. Then, he found a weird creature on an island. It was mostly white, blue eyes, short arms, big feet, and a long tail with a pink fpsy tip. Mewchu has never seen such an animal, so he absorbed the power of Psychic from the stars, gave the creature a gentle rub on its back, and picked it up. And Mewchu said to the creature, "You, rare creature, have received the supernatural power of the Psychics from the stars above us. But you would need a name for you will be my assistant to make a new type of elemental creatures. I shall call you...[[Wikipedia:Mew|Mew]]." And the Mew jumped for joy, then set him down with some wise words. "Mew," Mewchu said, "I want you to pick some animals that are here now, and share with them the Psychic power. For I would not be able to, because I may only share each elemental power only one time for one creature or more. I trust that you can share this power, while I handle the other six elemental powers." Then he set the Mew down, on its island and it went on its way.

==Page 2==
[[Image:Mewchew.jpg|thumb|right|True and Original Creator of all [[Pokémon]], DO NOT STEAL!.]]
9/22/[[1999|99]]
Page 2.

Mewchu decided to start with the power of grass, so he rubbed the grass of another island's ground, and he waved his hand over the trees. A [[Wikipedia:Triceratops|triceratops]] began to lose its horns, and it turned into a creature called [[Wikipedia:Bulbasaur|Bulbasaur]]. A caterpillar lost its fuzz; it grew a little bigger; it turned green, and it got the name of [[Wikipedia:Caterpie|Caterpie]]. Another [[Wikipedia:Caterpillar|caterpillar]]'s fur only shortened; it grew a small horn; it grew a little, like the Caterpie did; it turned orange, and it became a [[Wikipedia:Weedle|Weedle]]. A rattlesnake turned purple, and grew a single yellow stripe; it became an [[Wikipedia:Ekans|Ekans]]. A rat grew small horns, turned blue, and became a [[Wikipedia:Nidoran♀|Nidoran (female)]]. And, another rat grew bigger horns, turned pink, and became a [[Wikipedia:Nidoran♂|Nidoran (male)]]. A bat's legs turned to two tails as thin as a blade of grass, its ears grew bigger, and it became a [[Wikipedia:Zubat|Zubat]]. A tiny bush sprouted out of the ground, grew eyes,and became an [[Wikipedia:Oddish|Oddish]]. A fuzzy bush grew two teeth like a vampire; it became a [[Wikipedia:Venonat|Venonat]]. A bell-shaped palm shrunk; it became a [[Wikipedia:Bellsprout|Bellsprout]]. A mud puddle grew into a [[Wikipedia:Grimer|Grimer]]. Six eggs bounced and said, "[[Wikipedia:Exeggcute|Exeggcute]]." A puff of smoke became solid, and mentioned, "[[Wikipedia:Koffing|Koffing]]." A bunch of vines gathered around another Oddish, it was [[Wikipedia:Tangela|Tangela]]. A dragonfly grew, and said, "[[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]]." The rocks got a body of armor, and said, "[[Wikipedia:Pinser|Pinser]]."

Then Mewchu dipped his hand into the firey [[Wikipedia:Volcano|volcano]] of another island, pulled it out, and waved his hand over the volcano. Many animals were below. A baby [[Wikipedia:Tyrannosaurus|tyrannosaurus]] got fire on its tail, and yelled,
"[[Wikipedia:Charmander|Charrrrmander]]!" A fox's tail split into six. Maybe, it's now a [[Wikipedia:Vulpix|Vulpix]]. A dog turned orange, and growled, "[[Wikipedia:Growlithe|Growwwllithe]]!" A [[Wikipedia:Ponyta|pony]] got burned, and neighed. A chunk of ash was revived and turned into a [[Wikipedia:Magmar|Magmar]]. And, a big bird flew out the volcano, it was a [[Wikipedia:Moltres|Moltres]].

Mewchu then dipped his hand in the ocean's waters, and gave another wave over another island with a big lake in the middle. A baby turtle and a squirrel on an island [[Hanky panky|joined together]] to make a [[Wikipedia:Squirtle|Squirtle]]. A fat duck turned yellow with a headache; it became a [[Wikipedia:Psyduck|Psyduck]]. A tadpole got bigger with a swirl on its belly, a [[Wikipedia:Poliwag|Poliwag]] came to be. A jellyfish's arms shrunk into two. It was then a [[Wikipedia:Tentacool|Tentacool]]. A [[Wikipedia:Slowpoke|Slowpoke]] was formed when a baby hippopotamus grew a tail. A seal turned white, and grew a horn on its
head; it was [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Seel|Seel]]. A shell opened up, and stuck out a tongue, hello
[[Wikipedia:Shellder|Shellder]]. A [[Wikipedia:Krabby|Krabby]] came when a crab got crowned. A seahorse started to spit oil, a fish grew a horn on its head, and starfish grew a jewel. Here were a [[Wikipedia:Horsea|Horsea]], a [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]], and a [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]]. A crown from a treasure grew onto a hard-shell fish; here was a [[Wikipedia:Magikarp|Magikarp]]. A rare lochness monster grew a spiked shell on its back; it became a [[Wikipedia:Lapras|Lapras]]. A fossil was revived; it was an Omanyte. Out of an arctic ice berg, an Articuno broke out.

==Page 3==
9/22/[[1999|99]]
Page 3.

Meanwhile, Mew shared its Psychic power with a [[Wikipedia:Psyduck|Psyduck]], and a [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Slowpoke|Slowpoke]]. When Mew shared it with a rat, it fell asleep, and grew into an [[Wikipedia:Abra (Pokémon)|Abra]]. When Mew came across the body of a dead lizard, it summoned its spirit, and shared some "[[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Gastly|Gastly]]" secrets with it. Later, Mew met an anteater; Mew put it to sleep, and the anteater became a [[Wikipedia:Drowzee|Drowzee]]. Mew found two monkeys, with an evolution. One turned into a [[Wikipedia:Mr. Mime|Mr. Mime]], and the other became a [[Wikipedia:Jynx|Jynx]]. Later in the night, Mew gave birth, and the baby Mew looked
different. The new Mew gave its mother a psychic attack, and thrown it up a tree. Suddenly, the new Mew grew to the size that of a man with many years, It was a [[Magi-chan|Mewtwo]].

Meanwhile, Mewchu found a barren island with sand and rocks. He punched it, and out of the ground came the fighting and ground type creatures: [[Wikipedia:Sandshrew|Sandshrew]], [[Wikipedia:Diglett|Diglett]], [[Wikipedia:Mankey|Mankey]], [[Wikipedia:Machop|Machop]], [[Wikipedia:Geodude|Geodude]], [[Wikipedia:Onix|Onix]], [[Wikipedia:Cubone|Cubone]], [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]], [[Wikipedia:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]], [[Wikipedia:Rhyhorn|Rhyhorn]], and a [[Wikipedia:Kabuto|Kabuto]].

Then Mewchu summoned a thunderstorm, and lightning struck another island. The lightning hit a little mouse, and the mouse grew into a [[Pikachu]]. Metallic minerals rose out of the ground of a small area of the island, and it formed to make a [[Wikipedia:Magnemite|Magnemite]]. A coconut was struck with a piece of the metallic material carrying some of the electric power; the coconut turned metallic; it became a [[Sonichu_10#Christian_Lies.2C_Simonla_Dies|Voltorb]]. A wild cat was struck, and
it became an [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (102–151)#Electabuzz|Electabuzz]]. And out of the thunderous clouds came a [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]].

And finally, Mewchu planted a transparent star in the middle of the
other island. And from the star came the Colorless creatures: [[Wikipedia:Pidgey, Pidgeotto, and Pidgeot|Pidgey]],
[[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(1%E2%80%9351)#Rattata|Rattata]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(1%E2%80%9351)#Spearow|Spearow]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(1%E2%80%9351)#Clefairy|Clefairy]], [[Jiggliami|Jigglypuff]], [[Wikipedia:Meowth|Meowth]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(52%E2%80%93101)#Farfetch.27d|Farfetch'd]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(52%E2%80%93101)#Doduo|Doduo]],
[[Wikipedia:Lickitung|Lickitung]], [[Wikipedia:Chansey|Chansey]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(102%E2%80%93151)#Tauros|Tauros]], [[Wikipedia:Eevee|Eevee]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(102%E2%80%93151)#Porygon|Porygon]], and [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(102%E2%80%93151)#Dratini|Dratini]].
Before Mewchu bid farewell, he waved his hand over all seven
islands, and most of the creatures evolved into more powerful creatures.
And, then He shouted out, "May these creatures be helpful to the earth,
and may they use their abilities wisely." Then, he said with a tear of
joy, "Farewell,... Pokémon." And Mewchu flew back into the heavens.

The End.

== Sources ==
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{{Writings}}
[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Prose]]

How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls

2014-12-29T15:24:39Z

JCJ555:

[[Image:395-HowThePKMNCame.jpg|thumb|right|Cover page of the original assignment. Note the English class.]]

{{quote|Others say that they originated from the depths of nature's elements. But, they are all not true...this is the
true story..|''How the [[Pokémon]] Came into Our Poké Balls'', Tablet 1, Fragment 1; author unknown, but typically attributed to "High Shaman Kris'Tchan the Feeble Minded"}}

'''"How the Pokémon came into Our PokéBalls"''' is a short story by [[Christian]] done in his ''senior year of [[Manchester High School|high school]].'' In it, he attempts to establish some form of creation-myth for the [[Pokémon]] universe. Coincidentally, there is an official one now.<ref>[[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sinnoh_myths]</ref> Also, the title itself is erroneous, as the story only explains how Pokémon came to be; it mentions absolutely nothing about PokéBalls.

How it got a good grade is a mystery lost to time.

==Introduction==
[[Image:How the pokemon came into our pokeballs.png|thumb|Something like this...]]
How the Pokémon Came Into Our Poké Balls.
10/30/[[1999|99]]
(Intro.)

For my [[English]] class in late September of this year, I had to write my own myth. So, I figured "Why not make a myth about how [[Pokémon]] came to be."

My [[English]] teacher thought that it was a great story. So did [[Barbara|my mom]] and a few [[Gal-pals|other people]]. Since it was so good, I thought I'd feature it on this website. Click Here to read my story. Enjoy. :)

==Page 1==
9/22/99
Page 1. Some people say that the Pokémon came from the sky in a giant rock known as the Moon Stone. Others say that they originated from the depths of nature's elements. But, they are all not true... this is the true story.

A long, long time ago in the heavens above, there were such powerful gods as [[Wikipedia:Zeus|Zeus]], [[Wikipedia:Cultural_depictions_of_turtles_and_tortoises#North_America|Maheo]], is a Native American creation deity]</ref> and [[GodJesus|many more]]. But, it all started with a rookie god, known as...Mewchu. He had thepower to help provide for the animals, plants, minerals, and to keep track of the seven natural powers of the universe: Fire, Grass, Lightning, Water, Fighting, Psychic, and the power of the Colorless Star.<ref>[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Colorless_(TCG)]</ref>

Mewchu made sure that the animals and plants were fed from [[McDonald's|natures good foods]]. He made sure that nature's minerals, such as rocks, dirt from the ground, and the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|mucky messes]] were used for their purpose.

One day, Mewchu said to himself, "[[Monthly Tugboat|There must be a way to allow the animals, small and big, to do these tough chores, so that I may be able to be a little clean.]]" Then, he thought, "Why not give some of the natural powers to a new type of creature." So, he went down to earth with the power to absorb the natural powers of earth, and share it. So, he stood... in the middle of the Pacific, surrounded by islands of seven and water.

He decided to start with making a powerful animal to assist him in his great task. Then, he found a weird creature on an island. It was mostly white, blue eyes, short arms, big feet, and a long tail with a pink fpsy tip. Mewchu has never seen such an animal, so he absorbed the power of Psychic from the stars, gave the creature a gentle rub on its back, and picked it up. And Mewchu said to the creature, "You, rare creature, have received the supernatural power of the Psychics from the stars above us. But you would need a name for you will be my assistant to make a new type of elemental creatures. I shall call you...[[Wikipedia:Mew|Mew]]." And the Mew jumped for joy, then set him down with some wise words. "Mew," Mewchu said, "I want you to pick some animals that are here now, and share with them the Psychic power. For I would not be able to, because I may only share each elemental power only one time for one creature or more. I trust that you can share this power, while I handle the other six elemental powers." Then he set the Mew down, on its island and it went on its way.

==Page 2==
[[Image:Mewchew.jpg|thumb|right|True and Original Creator of all [[Pokémon]], DO NOT STEAL!.]]
9/22/[[1999|99]]
Page 2.

Mewchu decided to start with the power of grass, so he rubbed the grass of another island's ground, and he waved his hand over the trees. A [[Wikipedia:Triceratops|triceratops]] began to lose its horns, and it turned into a creature called [[Wikipedia:Bulbasaur|Bulbasaur]]. A caterpillar lost its fuzz; it grew a little bigger; it turned green, and it got the name of [[Wikipedia:Caterpie|Caterpie]]. Another [[Wikipedia:Caterpillar|caterpillar]]'s fur only shortened; it grew a small horn; it grew a little, like the Caterpie did; it turned orange, and it became a [[Wikipedia:Weedle|Weedle]]. A rattlesnake turned purple, and grew a single yellow stripe; it became an [[Wikipedia:Ekans|Ekans]]. A rat grew small horns, turned blue, and became a [[Wikipedia:Nidoran♀|Nidoran (female)]]. And, another rat grew bigger horns, turned pink, and became a [[Wikipedia:Nidoran♂|Nidoran (male)]]. A bat's legs turned to two tails as thin as a blade of grass, its ears grew bigger, and it became a [[Wikipedia:Zubat|Zubat]]. A tiny bush sprouted out of the ground, grew eyes,and became an [[Wikipedia:Oddish|Oddish]]. A fuzzy bush grew two teeth like a vampire; it became a [[Wikipedia:Venonat|Venonat]]. A bell-shaped palm shrunk; it became a [[Wikipedia:Bellsprout|Bellsprout]]. A mud puddle grew into a [[Wikipedia:Grimer|Grimer]]. Six eggs bounced and said, "[[Wikipedia:Exeggcute|Exeggcute]]." A puff of smoke became solid, and mentioned, "[[Wikipedia:Koffing|Koffing]]." A bunch of vines gathered around another Oddish, it was [[Wikipedia:Tangela|Tangela]]. A dragonfly grew, and said, "[[Wikipedia:Scyther|Scyther]]." The rocks got a body of armor, and said, "[[Wikipedia:Pinser|Pinser]]."

Then Mewchu dipped his hand into the firey [[Wikipedia:Volcano|volcano]] of another island, pulled it out, and waved his hand over the volcano. Many animals were below. A baby [[Wikipedia:Tyrannosaurus|tyrannosaurus]] got fire on its tail, and yelled,
"[[Wikipedia:Charmander|Charrrrmander]]!" A fox's tail split into six. Maybe, it's now a [[Wikipedia:Vulpix|Vulpix]]. A dog turned orange, and growled, "[[Wikipedia:Growlithe|Growwwllithe]]!" A [[Wikipedia:Ponyta|pony]] got burned, and neighed. A chunk of ash was revived and turned into a [[Wikipedia:Magmar|Magmar]]. And, a big bird flew out the volcano, it was a [[Wikipedia:Moltres|Moltres]].

Mewchu then dipped his hand in the ocean's waters, and gave another wave over another island with a big lake in the middle. A baby turtle and a squirrel on an island [[Hanky panky|joined together]] to make a [[Wikipedia:Squirtle|Squirtle]]. A fat duck turned yellow with a headache; it became a [[Wikipedia:Psyduck|Psyduck]]. A tadpole got bigger with a swirl on its belly, a [[Wikipedia:Poliwag|Poliwag]] came to be. A jellyfish's arms shrunk into two. It was then a [[Wikipedia:Tentacool|Tentacool]]. A [[Wikipedia:Slowpoke|Slowpoke]] was formed when a baby hippopotamus grew a tail. A seal turned white, and grew a horn on its
head; it was [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Seel|Seel]]. A shell opened up, and stuck out a tongue, hello
[[Wikipedia:Shellder|Shellder]]. A [[Wikipedia:Krabby|Krabby]] came when a crab got crowned. A seahorse started to spit oil, a fish grew a horn on its head, and starfish grew a jewel. Here were a [[Wikipedia:Horsea|Horsea]], a [[Wikipedia:Goldeen|Goldeen]], and a [[Wikipedia:Staryu|Staryu]]. A crown from a treasure grew onto a hard-shell fish; here was a [[Wikipedia:Magikarp|Magikarp]]. A rare lochness monster grew a spiked shell on its back; it became a [[Wikipedia:Lapras|Lapras]]. A fossil was revived; it was an Omanyte. Out of an arctic ice berg, an Articuno broke out.

==Page 3==
9/22/[[1999|99]]
Page 3.

Meanwhile, Mew shared its Psychic power with a [[Wikipedia:Psyduck|Psyduck]], and a [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Slowpoke|Slowpoke]]. When Mew shared it with a rat, it fell asleep, and grew into an [[Wikipedia:Abra (Pokémon)|Abra]]. When Mew came across the body of a dead lizard, it summoned its spirit, and shared some "[[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (52–101)#Gastly|Gastly]]" secrets with it. Later, Mew met an anteater; Mew put it to sleep, and the anteater became a [[Wikipedia:Drowzee|Drowzee]]. Mew found two monkeys, with an evolution. One turned into a [[Wikipedia:Mr. Mime|Mr. Mime]], and the other became a [[Wikipedia:Jynx|Jynx]]. Later in the night, Mew gave birth, and the baby Mew looked
different. The new Mew gave its mother a psychic attack, and thrown it up a tree. Suddenly, the new Mew grew to the size that of a man with many years, It was a [[Magi-chan|Mewtwo]].

Meanwhile, Mewchu found a barren island with sand and rocks. He punched it, and out of the ground came the fighting and ground type creatures: [[Wikipedia:Sandshrew|Sandshrew]], [[Wikipedia:Diglett|Diglett]], [[Wikipedia:Mankey|Mankey]], [[Wikipedia:Machop|Machop]], [[Wikipedia:Geodude|Geodude]], [[Wikipedia:Onix|Onix]], [[Wikipedia:Cubone|Cubone]], [[Wikipedia:Hitmonlee|Hitmonlee]], [[Wikipedia:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]], [[Wikipedia:Rhyhorn|Rhyhorn]], and a [[Wikipedia:Kabuto|Kabuto]].

Then Mewchu summoned a thunderstorm, and lightning struck another island. The lightning hit a little mouse, and the mouse grew into a [[Pikachu]]. Metallic minerals rose out of the ground of a small area of the island, and it formed to make a [[Wikipedia:Magnemite|Magnemite]]. A coconut was struck with a piece of the metallic material carrying some of the electric power; the coconut turned metallic; it became a [[Sonichu_10#Christian_Lies.2C_Simonla_Dies|Voltorb]]. A wild cat was struck, and
it became an [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (102–151)#Electabuzz|Electabuzz]]. And out of the thunderous clouds came a [[Wikipedia:Zapdos|Zapdos]].

And finally, Mewchu planted a transparent star in the middle of the
other island. And from the star came the Colorless creatures: [[Wikipedia:Pidgey, Pidgeotto, and Pidgeot|Pidgey]],
[[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(1%E2%80%9351)#Rattata|Rattata]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(1%E2%80%9351)#Spearow|Spearow]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(1%E2%80%9351)#Clefairy|Clefairy]], [[Jiggliami|Jigglypuff]], [[Wikipedia:Meowth|Meowth]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(52%E2%80%93101)#Farfetch.27d|Farfetch'd]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(52%E2%80%93101)#Doduo|Doduo]],
[[Wikipedia:Lickitung|Lickitung]], [[Wikipedia:Chansey|Chansey]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(102%E2%80%93151)#Tauros|Tauros]], [[Wikipedia:Eevee|Eevee]], [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(102%E2%80%93151)#Porygon|Porygon]], and [[Wikipedia:List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_(102%E2%80%93151)#Dratini|Dratini]].
Before Mewchu bid farewell, he waved his hand over all seven
islands, and most of the creatures evolved into more powerful creatures.
And, then He shouted out, "May these creatures be helpful to the earth,
and may they use their abilities wisely." Then, he said with a tear of
joy, "Farewell,... Pokémon." And Mewchu flew back into the heavens.

The End.

== Sources ==
<references/>
{{Writings}}
[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Prose]]

Adult Swim

2014-12-26T04:38:46Z

JCJ555: Just thought this would be fitting :)

[[File:Robot_chicken_sonic.jpg|thumb|Chris probably mourned his childhood hero on this Robot Chicken skit.]]
'''Adult Swim''' is a late-night programming block on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]], catering primarily to adults age 18-34. Due to [[Chris's]] [[biological clock]], he would stay up late at night and would frequently watch Adult Swim, especially since it catered to two of his chief interests - [[anime]] and [[random-access humor]].

He has also downloaded many episodes of various Adult Swim series through the [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]] -- almost [[monthly tugboat|$120 worth]], as of fall [[2009]].

Owing to his love of Adult Swim, in [[2009]] Chris was discovered on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]]. He discussed things ranging from [[Wikipedia:Robot_Chicken|Robot Chicken]] to his custom [[My Little Pony|Ponies]], but later on, the account was hacked by the dirty [[trolls]].

==Harvey Birdman commercial==
:''Main article: [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''
Chris has always been a fan of [[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law|Harvey Birdman]]. So in [[2005]], he entered in a contest, hosted by Cartoon Network. In it, the participant had to to make a commercial for first Harvey Birdman DVD. Needless to say, Chris's commercial was filled with off-topic references about his [[stress|life issues]], similar to his [[Autism Tutorial|his later videos]].

==Moral Orel==
[[File:Moral Orel prince albert.JPG|thumb|right|[[Un-clit|Foreshadowing]].]]
Of interesting note is the show ''[[Wikipedia:Moral Orel|Moral Orel]]'' (which ended in 2008), which is a claymation mainly focused at deconstructing [[Chris and religion|fundamentalism]], and the merging of church and state, which is common in the Midwestern United States and Bible Belt. It openly criticizes the blind faith and intolerance of many American Christians, and people like Chris are exactly who they are making fun of.

Chris has stated in the [[Mailbag 35|Mailbag]] that he has watched the show, and said it was "okay". It is likely that all of the jokes and truths go right over his head, even obvious ones such as a character saying "I guess lots of things get misinterpreted and lost in translation" while scratching his head with a Bible. The subtlety and sarcasm is lost on the [[Autism|autistic]] mind. He probably didn't like the pilot episode which hinted at a [[homos|homosexual]] relationship between two characters.

==King of the Hill==
Another show of brief interest, [[Wikipedia:King of the Hill|King of the Hill]], is worth mentioning, in that it is also a blatant mockery of southern/bible belt life in the [[United States of America|US]]. Chris has imitated the protagonist of the show, Hank Hill, on two occasions,<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref> suggesting he has watched the show. Whether Chris actually understands the sarcasm behind the show, much like Moral Orel, has yet to be seen, albeit more likely that he takes it at face value.

It should be noted that Bill Dauterive, one of the show's main characters, is [[Obesity|fat]], [[Hair|balding]] and [[Love Quest|lonely]], and is constantly [[Virgin with rage|rejected]] [[Kacey|by]] [[Jackie|women]], which sounds [[Chris|all too familiar]].

==Other shows==
*''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law]]
*''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy: Daughter of the Devil]]
*''[[Futurama]]
*''[[Family Guy]]
*''[[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]]
*''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|The Boondocks]]
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]
*''[[Wikipedia:12 oz. Mouse|12 oz. Mouse]]''
*''[[Chris's Big Night Out II#Chris Needs Females|The Oblongs]]''
*''[[Cakefarts|Shin-Chan]]''
*''[[Officer Keino|Home Movies]]''
*Assorted [[anime]]
*''Tom Goes To The Mayor'' (this is where he stole the idea of having a mayor's office inside a shopping mall)
*''Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!'' (unconfirmed, but likely, as it is made by the same people as ''Tom Goes To The Mayor'' and is full of [[random access humor]])

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and television]]
*[[Netflix]]

==References==
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[[Category:Television shows]]