https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=JRampancyCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-04-09T13:11:51ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:30_Push-Ups&diff=75461Talk:30 Push-Ups2010-03-15T02:29:56Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>I can't believe this impotent fuckhead has the gall to consider that a feat of strength. He doesn't even use his arms, he just moves his fat mass around. [[User:Orly444|Orly444]] 08:31, 31 October 2009 (CET)<br />
* To be fair, moving that gargantuan ass of his around can't be the easiest job in the world. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:20, 31 October 2009 (CET)<br />
:* Even there, he fails. I have a friend heavier than Chris and she moves a lot easier than him. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:17, 31 October 2009 (CET)<br />
I spy the boob pillow in the background. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 02:29, 15 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
==Transcription==<br />
Whoever did this transcription did it right (for the most part, at least). I think it could be a bit more subtle, but it's still very good in general style and this should be the approach taken for existing and future videos where most of the video is non-spoken action. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:37, 6 November 2009 (CET)<br />
* Hey, thanks. I get kind of heavy-handed with the "Chris fails at push-ups, dignity, and life" stuff, but what he considers exercise pisses me off. After I quit smoking a couple years back I gained some weight... which scared the shit out of me because I'm one of the few people in my extended family who's not a fatass. Anyway I got off my ass and got active to keep from looking like Chris. He's not just exaggerating the amount and quality of the "exercise" he's doing, he thinks he's ''already'' fit and this is an example of how strong he is. And he was being totally serious months ago when he thought that chair weighed "a grand number of pounds." Grr. I'll stop editorializing now. Thanks again. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 19:26, 6 November 2009 (CET)<br />
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==Link to private video==<br />
The link to the video of Clyde Cash's response seems to be private. Maybe someone could mirror it and change up the link?? Besides that, I have to agree with [[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]]... The CWC version of "exercise" is pathetic. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 19:28 9 February 2010 (CST)</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!&diff=75273Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!2010-03-14T17:55:53Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Racism|insulting]] and being completely incompetent with a knife. <br />
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It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''.<br />
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The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honour of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. Then again, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]].<br />
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Chris appears to have taken a liking for using a knife in his recent videos. He probably thinks this is more intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddle at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he never leaves his [[Chris's_room|room]], let alone his [[14_Branchland_Court|house]] also lowers the threat level of this knife wielding autistic considerably. The [[medallion]] is still missing. His [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]], however, makes an appearance at the end of the video.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}<br />
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines<br />
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]<br />
| next = '''Current'''<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]<br />
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]<br />
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Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of Heather. <br><br><br />
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way,<br><br />
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.'']<br><br />
Two ways...!<br><br />
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.'']<br><br />
...or three.<br><br />
[He tosses the knife off screen]<br><br><br />
[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] <br><br />
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today.<br><br />
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.'']<br><br />
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh!<br><br />
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.'']<br><br />
And mah ring, man!<br><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Death threats]]<br />
*[[Surfshack Tito]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't_Mess_With_Me]]|nextlink=Current|}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!&diff=75267Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!2010-03-14T17:45:07Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], and being completely incompetent with a knife. <br />
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It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''.<br />
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The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honour of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. Then again, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]].<br />
<br />
Chris appears to have taken a liking for using a knife in his recent videos. He probably thinks this is more intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddle at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he never leaves his house also lowers the threat level of this knife wielding autistic considerably. The medallion is also still missing, Chris presumably ate it or shoved it up his anus.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}<br />
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines<br />
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]<br />
| next = '''Current'''<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]<br />
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]<br />
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Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of Heather. <br><br><br />
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way,<br><br />
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.'']<br><br />
Two ways...!<br><br />
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.'']<br><br />
...or three.<br><br />
[He tosses the knife off screen]<br><br><br />
[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] <br><br />
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today.<br><br />
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.'']<br><br />
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh!<br><br />
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.'']<br><br />
And mah ring, man!<br><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Death threats]]<br />
*[[Surfshack Tito]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't_Mess_With_Me]]|nextlink=Current|}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tito_Got_No_Luck_Against_We_Brits,_Irish_and_Scots!&diff=75266Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!2010-03-14T17:43:53Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. Chris then proceeds to threaten Tito by showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], and being completely incompetent with a knife. <br />
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It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of [[fail]] that he should drop her name. ''Twice''.<br />
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The kilt and various fake accents are probably supposed to be in honour of St. Patrick's Day. Little does Chris know, he's mostly invoking stereotypes about the Scots (kilts, the words "laddy" and "lassy"), while St. Patrick's Day is about Ireland. Then again, Chris was always [[War Paint Video|quite ignorant about other people's cultures]].<br />
<br />
Chris appears to have taken a liking for using a knife in his recent videos. He probably thinks this is more intimidating, but most people would probably laugh at a gelatinous blob with a face waddle at them with a potato peeler. The fact that he never leaves his house also lowers the threat level of this knife wielding autistic considerably.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|taiBe4ct_So}}<br />
| Stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines<br />
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]<br />
| next = '''Current'''<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|right|I see London, I see France...]]<br />
[[File:FatBastardChris.jpg|thumb|right|A photo of Chris in his kilt.]]<br />
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Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission to H-Heather and also the awesomest gal-pal that we know between us, our Scarlet. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in beatin' up your ass. And also regain th-regain the love and trust and friendship of Heather. <br><br><br />
Either way, you are going down, Tito, one way,<br><br />
[''Chris does a horrifyingly high kick wherein we can see [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|his underwear]] quite clearly.'']<br><br />
Two ways...!<br><br />
[''He then fiddles with a knife for a good eight seconds.'']<br><br />
...or three.<br><br />
[He tosses the knife off screen]<br><br><br />
[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] <br><br />
Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today.<br><br />
[''He comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.'']<br><br />
I kick yo' ass with me shillelagh!<br><br />
[''He holds up his right fist to display his high school ring.'']<br><br />
And mah ring, man!<br><br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Death threats]]<br />
*[[Surfshack Tito]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Don't_Mess_With_Me]]|nextlink=Current|}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Wallflower&diff=74692The Wallflower2010-03-12T03:26:22Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
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[[Image:Westerm-Wallflower.jpg|thumb|right|Erysimum asperum, better known as the Western Wallflower.]]<br />
"'''The Wallflower'''" is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend Chris met some time around early 2010. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. As of 10 March 2010, the trolls may have added her to the long list of would-be sweethearts that they have ruined for him.<br />
Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. However there is proof that shows the Wallflower has been made aware of the Cwcki, but given Chris's past record of making an absolute tit of himself in every way imaginable, it is not unrealistic to consider that Chris himself scared the Wallflower away with his pungent aroma of [[Chris and health#Hygiene|sweat]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]], and [[AXE]]. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those god damn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].<br />
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==References by Chris==<br />
Exactly when Chris first met her is unknown. While he has jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he has only made oblique, passing references to her. (Also, less information has been forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she isn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)<br />
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The first signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January 2010, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her. <br />
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In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."<br />
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In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris meets up and has sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 22 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather could be based on this person.<br />
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It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start, since "[[Friend zone|just friends]]" is not a notion he is interested in having any truck with. The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, however, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag.<br />
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==Breakup?==<br />
[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]<br />
When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself what a racist, sexist, homophobic, lazy, unhygienic, narcissistic, hypocritical, naive, and overall creepy manchild Chris was. Despite this, one troll decided to fuck it all up and link her to the CWCki.<br />
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On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.<br />
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On the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]], in which he beats the shit out of himself and the air, and finally pulls out a tiny little pocket knife and cuts the throat of the imaginary Clyde, making it seem as if he blames the loss of The Wallflower or some other recent troubles on [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
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{{People}}<br />
{{Sweethearts}}</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Don%27t_Mess_With_Me&diff=74690Don't Mess With Me2010-03-12T03:21:31Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>'''Don't Mess With Me''' (video name: '''Don't Mess With Me.mp4''') is another video [[Chris]] made for trolls on 10 [[March 2010]]. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his [[A message to the Trolls|previous video]] that day, he begins playacting what he thinks would happen if he actually met a troll ([[Clyde Cash]]). Chris also goes beyond tearing up a paper sign or beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box to indicate his [[Chris_and_anger|anger]] towards a [[Trolls|person]] and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a knife and simulates the homicide of an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]], who probably had nothing to do with the loss of his latest [[The_Wallflower|sweeheart]] anyway. Note the recurring lack of the [[ring]] and the [[medallion]]. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about [[Panda Halo]] being real and getting [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|raped]] by Clyde.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Don't Mess With Me.MP4<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|hcB8L_aWlW0}}<br />
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Subject Matter = <br />
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, {{Rage}} [[Rage]]<br />
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Clyde Cash<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker<br />
| previous = [[A message to the Trolls]]<br />
| next = '''Current'''<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
You think I'm weak? You think I'm not tough? ''[Holds up fist]'' This is what happens when I am intercept- this is what will happen when I am intercepted by a troll.<br />
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''[Stands to the right]'' Why, Hello Christian.<br />
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''[Returns to center, finger to his forehead]''Ugh Hello<br />
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''[To the right, crosses arms]'' Whats the matter? You don't know me?<br />
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''[Center, acts confused]'' No, should I....<br />
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''[To the right, brandishes the Claw]'' Its me, Clyde Cash.<br />
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''[Center]'' Oh. ''[Crosses arms]'' What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?<br />
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''[Right]'' Oh, I just came by to tell you how much of a son of a bitch, lazy ass, bigoted, fort treacherous rat you are.<br />
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''[Center. Looks angry]'' Hmmmmm... <br />
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''[Right]'' Oh, and how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?<br />
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''[Center]'' YOU SON OF A BITCH! <br />
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''[Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a failing way. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him. There's a jump cut as he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground.]''<br />
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''[Reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"]'' Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!<br />
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''[Puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.]''<br />
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This... This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie you bastard.<br />
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''[Makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat]''SHHHHHHH!<br />
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''[Holds throat and struggles]'' Ughhh Waaaagg Ehhhh! ''[Collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips.]''<br />
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Watch your back, Trolls.<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A message to the Trolls]]|nextlink=Current|}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
[[Category:Videos]]</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=LittleBigPlanet&diff=74605LittleBigPlanet2010-03-11T22:40:54Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>{{taxpayermoney}} <br />
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[[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb||Sometimes free advertising isn't the best advertising.]]<br />
[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|right||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very anti-thesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is intelligent, witty, attractive and charming, as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both gay men, Fry does not engage in self-loathing closet dwelling.]]<br />
'''''LittleBigPlanet''''' (also known as "Little Pig Blanket" as [[Chris]] mysteriously pronounces it as) is a critically acclaimed platformer game, released exclusively for the [[Sony]] consoles, [[PS3]] and PSP. It is basically a [[autism|nice, cheerful, soft-to-touch, vibrant-colored]] platformer which allows players to craft custom levels. (As a game experience, it is reputed to be quite different from the famous first-person shooter for the [[Hex Bawx]], where people [[Sonichu 10|drop crates and boxes]] on each other in level editor mode and shout [[homos|vile allegations]] at people. Why, that wouldn't do ''at all''.)<br />
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While the game had a very promising start, tiny storm clouds started to gather when Chris got his [[Claw of Failure|claws]] on ''LittleBigPlanet'' beta, and started posting videos that show his ''enthusiastic'' approval of the game and his [[fail|amazing custom levels]].<br />
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==Chris and LBP==<br />
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[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|Sackboy says: The rumors that the only game worth playing on PS3 is on other consoles too is completely true. Get it now.]]<br />
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Chris is a huge fan of the game. He participated in the beta, and was very annoyed that he had to take a ''whole week of a break'' between the beta expiration and the official release<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]</ref> and was also terribly concerned about whether or not his creations from beta would still work in the real game. When LBP was released, it made Chris go off the Internet for about two months (November 2008 - December 2008). LittleBigPlanet's main character, "Sack Boy", has appeared in several ill-placed adverts throughout his comics (most prominently in the preview for [[Sonichu 10]], which was released before the blackout). Chris had 100% of trophies for ''LittleBigPlanet'', but as of December 2009, he once again has unlockable trophies due to a LBP update that added some new trophies.<br />
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The biggest reason Chris latched onto LittleBigPlanet was that it let him make ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu: The Game]]''. Seriously, that's all he ever wanted. There just weren't any idiot-proof game development platforms; they require unreasonable things like ''learning something about game design''. With ''LittleBigPlanet'', everyone can mash a level together! Or so the theory goes...<br />
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The title is a manifestation of [[Sony]] faggotry (often pulled out by fanboys to attack the [[Hex Bawx]]), which is possibly another reason Chris likes it so much.<br />
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It is also worth noting the irony, that Chris's favorite video game is narrated by [http://www.stephenfry.com/ Stephen Fry], a well known [[homo|homosexual]] author, actor, comedian, narrator (for classic literature and film), Atheist (and proponent of the supremacy of science, as opposed to [[GodJesus|theism]]) as well as an advocate for gay rights.<br />
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Not everything is rosy in Chris's LittleBigPlanet world, though: He has had problems saving his profile, because he has collected so much stuff - and there is a certain limit on how much you can carry. In response, he created "collector's cases" to help him store all his crap. In [[Chris-chan Discusses...|the ScrewAttackEurope interview]], he hoped that there would be "expandable memory usage" to allow him to save more junk. (All this is not entirely surprising, considering how much junk he and his family keeps around in real life, too.) In the same interview he's also hoping he could transfer some of the collected stuff to the PSP version of LittleBigPlanet as well. (We all know his opinion on giving away his material possessions, don't we?)<br />
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Since Chris has no idea what porting a game to different platform usually entails, he also thinks that the pirates made versions of LittleBigPlanet for Wii and [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] before the game was even out. (This is all obviously false, though we can pretty much expect a pirate NES Mario hack to surface in Hong Kong ''any day now.'')<br />
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==Chris vs. Sony vs. LBP Community==<br />
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Sony have become best friends and worst enemies over LittleBigPlanet. Chris's "[[PS3 History Level|PS3 History]]" videos were featured on the LittleBigPlanet's main page. Plenty of lulz were to be had on the site's forums, when [[troll]]s began to link and post the many [[Nudes|NOODZ]] of the creator.<br />
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Sony Europe also have pulled his Sonichu levels several weeks later under grounds of "Copyright Infringement" - some say he was just one of the casualties of a larger effort to curb widespread and blatant copyright infringements, others obviously argue the whole forum furor was, indeed, the ''casus belli'' of this Sony's latest attack against their customers. The deletion made Chris go off on a pointless butthurt crusade to have them reinstated to no avail.<br />
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Several videos that Chris had posted were addressed to the LBP community at large. See most of his LBP videos, the "Collector's Case" videos in particular, for several good examples. In [[Download For Play Only]], Chris also pleaded the LBP community to not modify copies of his level, even when the game allows it.<br />
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==Chris' LittleBigPlanet creations==<br />
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: ''See also: [[LittleBigPlanet videos]]''<br />
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Chris has created many levels in LittleBigPlanet and posted play-through videos of them. These videos are truly breathtaking; you rarely see an allegedly enthusiastic video game fan play so clumsily on such awfully designed levels, especially considering they're made by him. With all the trophies in the game already bagged, years of playing and thousands spent on video games, one would think Chris would be able to both play the game at some tolerable skill level and also at least have some gut feeling on what goes into design of an enjoyable game level. But no: it shows how the entirety of his videogame achievements were obtained through merciless, uninterrupted grinding.<br />
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Interestingly, Chris' levels show the same problems as his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and the videos. Poorly thought-out, not checked before publishing, laziness showing everywhere, technical incompetence all around and mindblowingly irritating overall look. Chris obviously applies the same "minimum effort" approach to LBP as he does to everything else. Do note that nearly all of Chris' follow the tried-and-true 'combine two franchises' technique, and that all of his levels have been tagged by LittleBigPlanet players as being 'creepy', 'weird', 'rubbish', and 'frustrating'. <br />
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===Sonichu Level===<br />
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Chris began mashing this level together in the era when LBP was still in beta, and was quite concerned whether or not the beta-era levels would be playable in the final game. [[True and Loyal Fanbase|The Loyal Fanbase]], most of which either lacked their idol's new favorite video game, or were not lucky enough to be in the beta program, waited the release of the game - and Chris's videos of the same - with bated breath. ''And then we got this.''<br />
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The Sonichu level was obviously the reason why Chris wanted the game, and an obvious choice for a new and bold direction for Sonichu. Unfortunately, it also appears to be the first LBP level he made, and the well-kept adage in game modding world is that only fools release their first crappy attempts at making levels. This is especially true if one's idea of a masterpiece is a level full of random inaccessible areas, ugly design, and frustratingly hard platforming.<br />
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The level is loosely based on [[Sonichu 0|Episode 1]] of the comic. "Loosely", because Chris's idea of a level based on the comic is a bunch of images copied on level elements and speech bubbles in roughly the same order as they appear in the comic.<br />
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The rest of the level is just a plain old wall-to-wall storm of empty, poorly made blocks of material and something that may resemble a platformer level if you are [[Yawning Squirtle|stoned]] enough. <br />
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TL;DR: Incredibly boring first attempt at making a level, with some Sonichu stuff that appears randomly out of nowhere.<br />
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===CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled BurgerTime Level===<br />
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Chris continues the "one franchise + another franchise = totally unique and original and wholly his own" train of thought with... [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] and the arcade game BurgerTime??? WTF? Although it was rumored that this level was also left a smoking hole in the ground after Sony lashed out on rip-offs, it's still online and almost impossible to complete due to Chris' incompetent programming; in almost three years, the level has only been completed seven times. <br />
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===Sonichu costume===<br />
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Chris created a Sonichu costume for his Sackboy. Needless to say, it looked neither like a Sonichu or a costume.<br />
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===PS3 History Level===<br />
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The level that catapulted Chris to fame when it was featured in LittleBigPlanet website. Vastly improved compared to Sonichu level, which still isn't saying much. Apparently, Chris figured out how to [[Pixelblocks | build things]], but completely forgot to add enemies, traps, or fun. Rather than including purposeful challenges, CWC decided to make the level so buggy you'd have to be [[autistic]] to sit through it.<br />
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The real purpose of this level is advertising his [[Fail |wonderful]] recreations of PS3, PSP and [[Gitar of Fail|the guitar controller]], dispensing prize bubbles, and most importantly, showing his PS3 game collection which includes ''four'' games with hot chicks, so you'd better not doubt his straightness.<br />
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Chris concludes this level with one of the most epic straight-faced fanboy rants in recent history; the speech bubbles tell us how Chris considers the PS3 to be the best "life upgrade" ever. Clearly, fanboy-ism is more important than quality.<br />
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===LittleBigPlanet Collector's Case===<br />
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Being an incurable packrat, Chris ran into problems when he was unable to save his accumulated garbage into his LBP profile. He figured out that since items you've collected can be placed into levels, he should create a "collector's case": A few boxes stacked atop each other, and elevators to make climbing easier. Stick items in bubbles, and photos to the background to remind you what's in it. Chris, of course, believed this was one of the most remarkable ideas ever, and asked everyone to thank him for this amazing original idea and give kudos to their new community mastermind. Never mind that there had been many similar "collector's cases" available in the servers already. Never mind that the idea of persistent storage in game levels had been around for decades.<br />
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Chris created two videos in which he demoed the levels, one with the level empty and ready for abuse, one with the cases jam-fucking-packed with Chris's stored items. Also, in the second video, Chris figured out how to hook up the microphone, so Sonichu's mouth now opens and closes in sync with Chris's words (to chilling effect).<br />
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===First Date Level===<br />
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Made in Valentine's Day 2009 and meant for [[Julie]], this level reaches towards good taste, and rapes it brutally. The level features some seemingly rather difficult-to-navigate buildings. A plagiarized "roller coaster" is the highlight of the level, with '''TWO''' [[BILLY MAYS | extreme]] loops, passing by some of the gaudiest pink trees in existence. Once these 10 seconds of mild amusement are over, [[fail]] inevitably appears. You're led into a [[Gay | pink]] room full of hearts, where you're supposed to take pictures of you and your [[sweetheart]]. Chris is completely unaware of how damn creepy this is.<br />
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He also condemns those who dare to play the level in one-player mode by making them take a path where a lever in the 'romantic dinner' scene takes a single player out of the level and into a depressing black-and-white void away from all the action, mocking the player for being single ("No Date? Wow, that sucks. :(" a speech balloon says as rocks pelt the poor Sackperson) as they mope and hang their head in shame all the way to the course clear screen.<br />
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The level was also recycled in [[#Rescuing Kacey|Rescuing Kacey]] video.<br />
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===Metal Speed Solid===<br />
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Oh God, you knew it was coming. Chris corrupts everything, no exceptions. In this abortion of a level, Chris distills the essence of ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'': [[Sonic|linear, boring speed sections]] and impossibly difficult turret sections that instantly kill you. Oh, and rave lights, lots of seizure inducing material, including an almost impossible jetpack race through a maze of electrified walls and glitchy sections where you must travel at 'Sonic speed'. Luckily, no one will ever have to sit through it. Why? Because, if the frustrating, repetitive deaths don't stop you, Chris's poorly made pathways will glitch you into giving up!<br />
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===Rescuing Kacey===<br />
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Rescuing Kacey was made in November 2009 and presented in video [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]. The plot of this video roughly follows the [[Sonichu Special 4|Gun Comic]], which was leaked later. In this level, Chris rides some buses, mercilessly guns down Liquid Chris who is holding Kacey hostage, and receives [[User:CJB8895|massive ego]]-stroking from extremely crude cutout characters who represent Kacey's family. In a segment that was ''not'' in the comic, Chris and Kacey leap in the [[hanky-panky|bed]] in preparation for the date. The level is rather unremarkable until you realize that Chris is controlling Chris, Kacey ''and'' Liquid - just ''why'' did he buy three controllers for PS3?<br />
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The second half of the video also recycles the [[#First Date Level|First Date Level]], and makes no attempt at hiding the fact that it was created for Valentine's Day, 2009. Hint: ''Kacey and Chris weren't together yet back then.''<br />
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===The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom===<br />
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"The Guardian of the Owl Kingdom ([[semen|Foretaste]] Version)" was announced on [[Twitter]] in February 9, 2010, and it's based on the compelling prose by Chris and his as of yet mysterious girlfriend [[The Wallflower]]. It features owls, [[Chris and writing#Chris as a comic writer|walls of text]] and completely inexplicable cameos by certain electric hedgehog Pokémons. A full version is apparently coming up, though judging by Chris's previous promises of producing things to a deadline and his general laziness, [[A_message_to_the_Trolls|alongside recent events]], the chances of a complete level coming up within the next decade are questionable at best.<br />
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Chris has so far not produced a video of this level, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FFjCm0Xk3E the fanbase has documented this soulless, sloppy strigine sidestory].<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==External links==<br />
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*[[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet|Wikipedia article on ''LittleBigPlanet'']]<br />
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[[Category:PS3]]</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:The_Wallflower&diff=74481Talk:The Wallflower2010-03-11T16:54:26Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]<br />
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea<br />
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.<br />
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris. <br />
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC) <br />
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Srsly though...===<br />
To improve the article:<br />
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.<br />
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Pimp Claim Responsibility==<br />
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This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Wallflower&diff=74476The Wallflower2010-03-11T16:22:46Z<p>JRampancy: Moved a paragraph in the References section for more fluent structure</p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
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[[Image:Westerm-Wallflower.jpg|thumb|right|Erysimum asperum, better known as the Western Wallflower.]]<br />
"'''The Wallflower'''" is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend Chris met some time around early 2010. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. As of 10 March 2010, the trolls may have added her to the long list of would-be sweethearts that they have ruined for him.<br />
Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. However there is proof that shows the Wallflower has been made aware of the Cwcki, but given Chris's past record of making an absolute tit of himself in every way imaginable, it is not unrealistic to consider that Chris himself scared the Wallflower away with his salty aroma of sweat and [[AXE]]. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those god damn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].<br />
==References by Chris==<br />
Exactly when Chris first met her is unknown. While he has jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he has only made oblique, passing references to her. (Also, less information has been forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she isn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)<br />
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The first signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January 2010, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her. <br />
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In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."<br />
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In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris meets up and has sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 22 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather could be based on this person.<br />
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It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start, since "[[Friend zone|just friends]]" is not a notion he is interested in having any truck with. The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, however, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag.<br />
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==Breakup?==<br />
[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]<br />
When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself what a racist, sexist, homophobic, lazy, unhygienic, narcissistic, hypocritical, naive, and overall creepy manchild Chris was. Despite this, one troll decided to link her to the CWCki.<br />
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On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. Either Bob is dead, or he broke up with this girl. Judging from the post on the right, the latter is probably true.<br />
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At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.<br />
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On the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and a troll, making it seem as if he blames the loss of The Wallflower or some other recent troubles on [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
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{{Sweethearts}}</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Wallflower&diff=74473The Wallflower2010-03-11T16:18:43Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
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[[Image:Westerm-Wallflower.jpg|thumb|right|Erysimum asperum, better known as the Western Wallflower.]]<br />
"'''The Wallflower'''" is the heir to [[Megan Schroeder]], a female friend Chris met some time around early 2010. She is one of the few girls Chris has managed to associate with in his post-high-school years who is not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. As of 10 March 2010, the trolls may have added her to the long list of would-be sweethearts that they have ruined for him.<br />
Whether or not the Megan-esque ending of their relationship is actually to blame on the trolls or is a direct result of Chris being himself is unknown. However there is proof that shows the Wallflower has been made aware of the Cwcki, but given Chris's past record of making an absolute tit of himself in every way imaginable, it is not unrealistic to consider that Chris himself scared the Wallflower away with his salty aroma of sweat and [[AXE]]. Nevertheless, Chris has taken it upon himself to blame those god damn trolls for destroying yet another chance at getting some [[china]].<br />
==References by Chris==<br />
Exactly when Chris first met her is unknown. While he has jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with some of his other women friends to the world, he has only made oblique, passing references to her. (Also, less information has been forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because unlike, say, [[PandaHalo]], she isn't actively leaking every detail of her communications with Chris to fellow trolls.)<br />
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The first signs of Chris's involvement with The Wallflower showed up in late January 2010. In [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January 2010, Chris claimed to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers." Around the same time, in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] (which took place on 30 January), Chris said he was expecting a phone call that may have been from her. <br />
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In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."<br />
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It's not clear how far the relationship actually "progressed," however. Chris, we can be certain, had designs on a physical relationship with her from the start, since "[[Friend zone|just friends]]" is not a notion he is interested in having any truck with. The Wallflower may have felt otherwise, however, which could explain Chris's angry remarks on the subject of the "friend zone" in the [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|15 January 2010]] edition of the Mailbag.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris meets up and has sex with his future wife, [[Lovely Weather]] in a page that was uploaded 22 December 2009. As it was considered unusual for Chris to write about an entirely fictional sweetheart, it's possible that Lovely Weather could be based on this person.<br />
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==Breakup?==<br />
[[File:The link.jpg|thumb|How to troll both Chris and his trolls in one simple step.]]<br />
When it was found out that Chris had a possibly non-troll gal-pal, most of the trolls agreed that the best course of action was to let the events play out on their own and have her find out herself what a racist, sexist, homophobic, lazy, unhygienic, narcissistic, hypocritical, naive, and overall creepy manchild Chris was. Despite this, one troll decided to link her to the CWCki.<br />
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On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vague terms about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. Either Bob is dead, or he broke up with this girl. Judging from the post on the right, the latter is probably true.<br />
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At the same time, in a [[Cwc_blog|Captain's Log]] entry on the CWCipedia, Chris mentioned "BREAK-UPS FROM BEING EVEN SIMPLY FRIENDS WITH ME", which presumably refers to her cutting off all contact with him.<br />
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On the wee hours of 11 March 2010, Chris released [[Don't Mess With Me|a second video]], mentioning a theoretical meeting between him and a troll, making it seem as if he blames the loss of The Wallflower or some other recent troubles on [[Clyde Cash]].<br />
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{{Sweethearts}}</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Don%27t_Mess_With_Me&diff=74468Talk:Don't Mess With Me2010-03-11T14:31:35Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea<br />
*** Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Try to remember the basics of CWC. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).<br />
**As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he is, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Don%27t_Mess_With_Me&diff=74466Talk:Don't Mess With Me2010-03-11T14:29:03Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea<br />
*** Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
**** Try to remember the basics of CWC. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).<br />
**As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
***I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he has, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Don%27t_Mess_With_Me&diff=74464Don't Mess With Me2010-03-11T14:23:10Z<p>JRampancy: lack of ring or medallion</p>
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<div>'''Don't Mess With Me''' (video name: '''Don't Mess With Me.mp4''') is another video [[Chris]] made for trolls on 10 [[March 2010]]. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his [[A message to the Trolls|previous video]] that day, he begins playacting what he thinks would happen if he actually met a troll ([[Clyde Cash]]). Note the recurring lack of the [[ring]] and the [[medallion]]. <br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Don't Mess With Me.MP4<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|hcB8L_aWlW0}}<br />
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Subject Matter = <br />
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, {{Rage}} [[Rage]]<br />
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Clyde Cash<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker<br />
| previous = [[A message to the Trolls]]<br />
| next = '''Current'''<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
You think I'm weak? You think I'm not tough? ''[Quick ring flash]'' This is what happens when I am intercept- this is what will happen when I am intercepted by a troll.<br />
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''[Stands to the right]'' Why, Hello Christian.<br />
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''[Returns to center, finger to his forehead]''Ugh Hello<br />
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''[To the right, crosses arms]'' Whats the matter? You don't know me?<br />
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''[Center, acts confused]'' No, should I....<br />
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''[To the right, brandishes the Claw]'' Its me, Clyde Cash.<br />
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''[Center]'' Oh. ''[Crosses arms]'' What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?<br />
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''[Right]'' Oh, I just came by to tell you how much of a son of a bitch, lazy ass, bigoted, fort treacherous rat you are.<br />
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''[Center. Looks angry]'' Hmmmmm... <br />
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''[Right]'' Oh, and how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?<br />
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''[Center]'' YOU SON OF A BITCH! <br />
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''[Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a failing way. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him. There's a jump cut as he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground.]''<br />
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''[Reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"]'' Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!<br />
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''[Puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.]''<br />
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This... This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie you bastard.<br />
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''[Makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat]''SHHHHHHH!<br />
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''[Holds throat and struggles]'' Ughhh Waaaagg Ehhhh! ''[Collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips.]''<br />
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Watch your back, Trolls.<br />
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<div>I got the transcript! [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 00:58, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Godspeed sir. Godspeed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::whoops, go ahead and edit over mine, it's not that great. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 01:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Thanks a lot dude for letting me do that! I used your idea for the You won't let me speech! Thanks again! [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 01:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Is it me or does chris sound more... melancholic in this vid? He looks like he's acting, I mean more than usual. Anywho, RIP new camera or pseye. [[User:Dave|Dave]]<br />
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It's hard to tell because of the light, but to me it looks like his eyes are occasionally looking away from the camera. Is this just him struggling to think of how to express himself, or is this him reading the speech? He seems to be speaking pretty smoothly for upset Chris. Not to mention his choice of words is far more flowery than he normally is, especially when stressed. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:06, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Check out the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page featured quote on the Cwcipedia main page]. Chris appears to have found the Cwcipedia is not a happy bunny. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 02:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Subject?==<br />
I don't think this video is about Bob, Chris only gets worked up about Gal-Pals, he doesn't care about his own family. Doubting that it's about the mystery man from the bizarre [[Magical Man Potion|birthday video]]. That would only leave Heather.--[[User:Brofose|Brofose]]<br />
*He mentions DEM TROLLZ bringing his friends into this. Sounds like it is NOT about Bob.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
** He also brings up Mary Lee Walsh and TRUE LOVE IS ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA in the Captain's Blog, this makes me think his heart level was shattered. Still, Wallflower is safe from Chris and Chris himself is in pain. Blunt, inelegant pain, but that's the pain that hurts him the most.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:To be fair, there has been no news with Bob, I am assuming two things: He is recovering nicely or Chris really doesn't give a shit about no one but himself. I am point towards the latter, hopeful for the former. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:: It's both. According to PSN contact with Chris, Bob is "doing much better, thank you".--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
Chris doesn't appear to be wearing the medallion or his amnesty ring. Did I miss something in which it was misplaced/stolen/shoved up his anus or has he actually chosen not to wear it? In any case, surely that means that this video isn't TRUE and HONEST content? --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 01:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
* He may have just forgotten to wear it. Or, best case long shot scenario, he gave her the medal and she destroyed it when she found out about him.</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Wallflower&diff=74290The Wallflower2010-03-11T02:22:34Z<p>JRampancy: Ongoing added, other grammatical error on my part fixed.</p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
"'''The Wallflower'''" is the first sweetheart Chris has ever had that was not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. As of 10 March 2010, the trolls may have added her to the long list of sweethearts that they have ruined for him.<br />
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==References by Chris==<br />
Exactly when Chris first met her is unknown. While he jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with earlier sweethearts to the world, he has only made oblique, passing references to her. (Also, less information has been forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because all available evidence suggests she is not, in fact, a troll.) Chris may have been in contact with her as early as January 2010, however, if the person he was expecting a phone call from in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] was in fact her. This assumption is supported by [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January 2010, where Chris claims to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers."<br />
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In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."<br />
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==Breakup?==<br />
On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vagaries about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. Either Bob is dead, or he broke up with this girl. Though judging by the total lack of any information regarding Bobs condition in earlier videos, and the limited interaction trolls could have with Bob, the latter is probably true.</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:JRampancy&diff=74287User:JRampancy2010-03-11T02:21:05Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>{{Britfag}}<br />
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Ace lurker of the wiki, watching this meatwad roll around and do retarded shit.</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=The_Wallflower&diff=74273The Wallflower2010-03-11T02:07:07Z<p>JRampancy: Evidence to support breakup claims rather than Bobs condition.</p>
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<div>"'''The Wallflower'''" is the first sweetheart Chris has ever had that was not (as far as can be seen) a direct result of trolling. As of 10 March 2010, the trolls may have added her to the long list of sweethearts that they have ruined for him.<br />
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==References by Chris==<br />
Exactly when Chris first met her is unknown. While he jumped at the chance to advertise his involvement with earlier sweethearts to the world, he has only made oblique, passing references to her. (Also, less information has been forthcoming about this particular sweetheart than some because all available evidence suggests she is not, in fact, a troll.) Chris may have been in contact with her as early as January 2010, however, if the person he was expecting a phone call from in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3]] was in fact her. This assumption is supported by [[Mailbag 46]], answered on 26 January 2010, where Chris claims to have joined a "Young Adult Social Group" and "met a lovely woman there who likes me too; we are hitting it off like two hip wallflowers."<br />
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In the 14 February 2010 edition of the [[CWC Blog]], Chris declared that "currently, my girl friend and I are getting along great; the relationship is progressing. I only ask for y'all to leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly." When a correspondent in [[Mailbag 56]] challenged Chris to prove the existence of his new "girl friend," Chris replied "She does exist, and I do not appreciate your tone at all."<br />
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==Breakup?==<br />
On 10 March 2010, Chris released [[A message to the Trolls]]. Emotionally distraught, he speaks in vagaries about troll interference in his life, and of the pains of a broken heart. Either Bob is dead, or he broke up with this girl. Though judging by total lack of any information regarding Bobs condition in earlier videos, and the limited interaction trolls could have with Bob, the latter is probably true.</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:JRampancy&diff=74260User:JRampancy2010-03-11T01:32:59Z<p>JRampancy: Created page with 'Ace lurker of the wiki, watching this meatwad roll around and do retarded shit.'</p>
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<div>Ace lurker of the wiki, watching this meatwad roll around and do retarded shit.</div>JRampancyhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:A_message_to_the_Trolls&diff=74258Talk:A message to the Trolls2010-03-11T01:32:02Z<p>JRampancy: </p>
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<div>I got the transcript! [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 00:58, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:Godspeed sir. Godspeed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
::whoops, go ahead and edit over mine, it's not that great. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 01:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:::Thanks a lot dude for letting me do that! I used your idea for the You won't let me speech! Thanks again! [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 01:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Is it me or does chris sound more... melancholic in this vid? He looks like he's acting, I mean more than usual. Anywho, RIP new camera or pseye. [[User:Dave|Dave]]<br />
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It's hard to tell because of the light, but to me it looks like his eyes are occasionally looking away from the camera. Is this just him struggling to think of how to express himself, or is this him reading the speech? He seems to be speaking pretty smoothly for upset Chris. Not to mention his choice of words is far more flowery than he normally is, especially when stressed. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:06, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Subject?==<br />
I don't think this video is about Bob, Chris only gets worked up about Gal-Pals, he doesn't care about his own family. Doubting that it's about the mystery man from the bizarre [[Magical Man Potion|birthday video]]. That would only leave Heather.--[[User:Brofose|Brofose]]<br />
*He mentions DEM TROLLZ bringing his friends into this. Sounds like it is NOT about Bob.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
:To be fair, there has been no news with Bob, I am assuming two things: He is recovering nicely or Chris really doesn't give a shit about no one but himself. I am point towards the latter, hopeful for the former. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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Chris doesn't appear to be wearing the medallion or his amnesty ring. Did I miss something in which it was misplaced/stolen/shoved up his anus or has he actually chosen not to wear it? In any case, surely that means that this video isn't TRUE and HONEST content? --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 01:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)</div>JRampancy