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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force&amp;diff=304245</id>
		<title>Aqua Teen Hunger Force</title>
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		<updated>2023-04-06T22:04:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|Aqua Teen Hunger Force is fun to watch, because it's so stupid.|[[Story of My Current Days|Just like someone we know.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:201-SchuAqua.jpg|thumb|250px|The Aqua Teens in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. Notice Master Shake and Frylock on the table, and the caption &amp;quot;The bun is in your mind&amp;quot; was Meatwad's catchphrase from the ''Space Ghost: Coast to Coast'' episode that featured ATHF. Also visible is &amp;quot;Ce-Lad&amp;quot;, a [[obesity|salad]] character created by Chris, according to [[Jackie Chat 2]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Meat.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's &amp;quot;Shredwud&amp;quot; [[gitar]], which he later sold to a [[troll]] on [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''''Aqua Teen Hunger Force''''' is an animated series on [[Adult Swim]] that later gained a cult following. It features low-budget bad animation, so it comes as no surprise to see that Chris likes it, even if he probably doesn't get many of the jokes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris wasn't always a fan of the series. In a [[2005]] post on the [[Adult Swim posts|Cartoon Network forums]], he said that he enjoyed all of Adult Swim's shows &amp;quot;except ATHF&amp;quot;, although he didn't explain why. He later started to like it, including the bizarre [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]] music video. However, he seems to have gone off it around [[2010]] according to [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails,_2010#Are_you_doing_anything.3F_.E2.80.94_21_January|Vivian Gee E-Mails]], comparing its decline to [[Alec]]'s &amp;quot;Blood and Gore&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Other references:&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris created the [[LittleBigPlanet_videos#CWC.27s_Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force-Styled_Burgertime_Level|&amp;quot;CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled Burgertime Level&amp;quot;]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', based on ''ATHF'' and the ''[[Wikipedia:BurgerTime|BurgerTime]]'' arcade game.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Interfection&amp;quot; episode is heard playing during the [[CWC is Angry]] video.&lt;br /&gt;
*He owns the ''[[Wikipedia:Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am|Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am]]'' video game. According to the [[Cole Smithey E-mails]], he also owns the ''[[Wikipedia:Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters|Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters]]'' DVD.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris's fondness for Boston's &amp;quot;[[CWC More Than A Feeling|More Than a Feeling]]&amp;quot; could stem from an episode where Carl calls it the &amp;quot;ultimate song&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Chris's [[random-access humor]] quotes was ''&amp;quot;Well, get out of here. What are you waiting on? I'm gonna chase you outta here&amp;quot;'', which was originally spoken by Meatwad in the episode &amp;quot;Ol' Drippy&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* In a [[BronyCon 2019]] [[BronyCon 2019#Birthday message|birthday shoutout]], Chris compares the recipient to BillyWitchDoctor.com, only because they share the same first name.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Weening|ween]] claiming to be an Arabic fan of Chris's [[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|sent him a letter while he was in jail]], using the alias &amp;quot;Shake Zula&amp;quot;. The name is actually one of the lyrics to ATHF's theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[CLog_10042017_-_Q%26A_NO_MORE|CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;amp;A NO MORE]] Chris unconsciously pronounces &amp;quot;So fucking&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Sofa King.&amp;quot; Akin to a joke in the BillyWitchDoctor.com episode.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*''[[Family Guy]]''&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Random-access humor]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Television shows]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:JackBlackStack&amp;diff=304244</id>
		<title>User:JackBlackStack</title>
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		<updated>2023-04-06T21:58:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hi, I'm three Jack Blacks stacked on top of each other. The bottom one is Jack Black from School of Rock, since he defined Black's acting career. The middle one is Eddie Riggs from Brutal Legend because that game is awesome, and the top one is the one from Gulliver's Travels, because that movie sucked, so naturally that one needs the most support.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Brendan_Fraser&amp;diff=259779</id>
		<title>Talk:Brendan Fraser</title>
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		<updated>2021-04-12T21:36:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: Created page with &amp;quot;I'm gonna miss him, guys. ;_; --~~~~&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I'm gonna miss him, guys. ;_; --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 21:36, 12 April 2021 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Brendan_Fraser&amp;diff=259778</id>
		<title>Brendan Fraser</title>
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		<updated>2021-04-12T21:35:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Trivia */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Brendan Fraser, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Mao]] Zedong, [[Allison Amber]], Augusto Pinochet, Vladimir Putin|Candidates for the [[CWCville]] mayoral election of [[2017]].&amp;lt;ref name=candidates&amp;gt;[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brendan_Fraser.png|thumb|Brendan Fraser in his mayoral office, leading [[CWCville]] to a better future and slaying puss.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Brendan James Fraser''' (born 3 December 1968) is a beloved American film actor best known for his roles as Link in ''Encino Man'', Captain Rick O'Connell in ''The Mummy'' or &amp;quot;the greatest movie of all time&amp;quot; as it's known to connoisseurs, Monty in ''With Honors'' and as DJ Drake in ''Looney Tunes: Back in Action.'' He is also the first democratically-elected Mayor of [[CWCville]]. Brendan proudly served the people of CWCville from his election in 2017 to 2021, when he was succeeded by [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Presence in Sonichu==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_mayor_Brendan_Frasier.png|thumb|The mayor, from 2017 to 2021.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris stepped down as mayor of CWCville sometime during the events of [[Sonichu 11]] and appointed [[Allison Amber]] as his successor. Later, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris conduct a poll for readers on who they wanted the new mayor of CWCville to be.&amp;lt;ref name=candidates&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; They gave Chris a list of characters they'd like to see; Brendan's name was among them. [[Allison Amber]] ran for reelection against Fraser, Mao Zedong, Augusto Pinochet and Vladimir Putin. Fraser won in a landslide victory and Chris later acknowledged him as the new mayor of CWCville in [[December 2017]].&amp;lt;ref name=mayor&amp;gt;[[December_2017_Facebook_posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Fraser's victory is most likely attributed to the dedicated and loving fanbase he has, both for his courage as a person and talent as an actor. It may also have something to do with the fact that all the other candidates were either dictators, murderers, or Chris's direct successor. Nevertheless, Brendan Fraser graciously and humbly accepted his new title.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Fraser becoming the new mayor of CWCville was highly well-received and seen as a new age for CWCville, some readers still accused Chris of writing CWCville as a police state. Chris objected to this, stating that [[Magi-Chan]] and Brendan Fraser would never run a police state&amp;lt;ref name=mayor&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, which most of the community conceded was a sound argument, considering how good of a person Fraser is in real life. Unfortunately, despite the popularity of Fraser, his early political tenor was almost as difficult and tragic as as his real-life acting career during the dark age. [[Issue 13]] had Fraser preside over a city riddled with crime and violence caught up in an extremely violent and brutal war with Nazi Invaders. Fraser was the commander of CWCville's Military forces, but failed to drive the Nazis back. CWCville suffered heavy losses until order was restored by Chris and the [[CPUs]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fraser was also responsible for the prosecution of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the sexual assault of [[Punchy]], most likely as a result of his own sexual assault. Fraser had to lead the city out of chaos as invaders from neighboring countries attacked during massive riots, causing CWCville to have to fight a war on two different fronts. Brendan Fraser was one of the many survivors who formed the East CWCville Militia and fought back the Nazis until the city was restored by Chris' powers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fraser's leadership was instrumental to CWCville and it's citizens during these trying times. Though these tragedies greatly hurt the enthusiasm and optimism Fraser's election brought, the eventual victory under his command made him stronger than ever. Fraser is easily one of the most popular mayors of CWCville of all time, thanks in no small part to his fantastic leadership in the city's most challenging time in history.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Years after the Idea Guys had been ousted, Chris confirmed in [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4]] that Fraser was still in office, albeit with his mayoral role shared with the [[CPUs]]. He stated that Fraser primarily deals with &amp;quot;short office work&amp;quot; while executive decisions are made by the CPUs and likened Fraser as the &amp;quot;second vice-president&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;third heartbeat in line&amp;quot;, none of which makes any sense for a mayoral role, which shows that, despite how uncomfortable he may be with the Idea Guys' lore, Chris still feels the need to keep it in canon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[April_2021_social_media_posts#Twilight_Sparkle_and_CWCVille|2021 Twitter post]], Chris revealed that Brandon Fraser was no longer mayor, and had been succeeded by a reformed [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown if Fraser was voted out or had stepped down to focus on his acting career. Nevertheless, his impact on Cwcville was unforgettable, and he will be missed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sonichu 16 page-13.JPG|Sonichu 13 – Fraser wins the Mayoral Election.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris most likely doesn't know who Brendan Fraser is, as he was only added to the ballot at the [[Idea Guys]]' request.&lt;br /&gt;
* Coincidentally, Chris first announced Fraser was the mayor of CWCville in a post about Jamsta sexually assaulting Punchy. Months later, Fraser would go public about being sexually assaulted himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is similar to [[BILLY MAYS]] in that he's a real life celebrity pushed by trolls to replace Chris as mayor. Much like Billy Mays, Chris later embraced him as a character and happily added him to Sonichu canon. Unlike Mays, however, Fraser actually remained as Mayor for years rather than months.&lt;br /&gt;
* Between ''Monkeybone'', ''Furry Vengeance'', and ''Looney Tunes: Back in Action'', Brendan Fraser has a notable history of live-action acting with annoying cartoon characters, making him a perfect fit for the comic, as these roles also tie in with [[Dimensional Merge|Chris' insane world views.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Brendan Fraser held the longest consecutive term as Mayor of Cwcville after Chris' resignation, holding his seat for five years. Alison Amber came in a distant second, only serving for two years, with a seven year gap between.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Plot Devices]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Brendan_Fraser&amp;diff=259777</id>
		<title>Brendan Fraser</title>
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		<updated>2021-04-12T21:34:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Trivia */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Brendan Fraser, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Mao]] Zedong, [[Allison Amber]], Augusto Pinochet, Vladimir Putin|Candidates for the [[CWCville]] mayoral election of [[2017]].&amp;lt;ref name=candidates&amp;gt;[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brendan_Fraser.png|thumb|Brendan Fraser in his mayoral office, leading [[CWCville]] to a better future and slaying puss.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Brendan James Fraser''' (born 3 December 1968) is a beloved American film actor best known for his roles as Link in ''Encino Man'', Captain Rick O'Connell in ''The Mummy'' or &amp;quot;the greatest movie of all time&amp;quot; as it's known to connoisseurs, Monty in ''With Honors'' and as DJ Drake in ''Looney Tunes: Back in Action.'' He is also the first democratically-elected Mayor of [[CWCville]]. Brendan proudly served the people of CWCville from his election in 2017 to 2021, when he was succeeded by [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Presence in Sonichu==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_mayor_Brendan_Frasier.png|thumb|The mayor, from 2017 to 2021.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris stepped down as mayor of CWCville sometime during the events of [[Sonichu 11]] and appointed [[Allison Amber]] as his successor. Later, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris conduct a poll for readers on who they wanted the new mayor of CWCville to be.&amp;lt;ref name=candidates&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; They gave Chris a list of characters they'd like to see; Brendan's name was among them. [[Allison Amber]] ran for reelection against Fraser, Mao Zedong, Augusto Pinochet and Vladimir Putin. Fraser won in a landslide victory and Chris later acknowledged him as the new mayor of CWCville in [[December 2017]].&amp;lt;ref name=mayor&amp;gt;[[December_2017_Facebook_posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Fraser's victory is most likely attributed to the dedicated and loving fanbase he has, both for his courage as a person and talent as an actor. It may also have something to do with the fact that all the other candidates were either dictators, murderers, or Chris's direct successor. Nevertheless, Brendan Fraser graciously and humbly accepted his new title.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Fraser becoming the new mayor of CWCville was highly well-received and seen as a new age for CWCville, some readers still accused Chris of writing CWCville as a police state. Chris objected to this, stating that [[Magi-Chan]] and Brendan Fraser would never run a police state&amp;lt;ref name=mayor&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, which most of the community conceded was a sound argument, considering how good of a person Fraser is in real life. Unfortunately, despite the popularity of Fraser, his early political tenor was almost as difficult and tragic as as his real-life acting career during the dark age. [[Issue 13]] had Fraser preside over a city riddled with crime and violence caught up in an extremely violent and brutal war with Nazi Invaders. Fraser was the commander of CWCville's Military forces, but failed to drive the Nazis back. CWCville suffered heavy losses until order was restored by Chris and the [[CPUs]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fraser was also responsible for the prosecution of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the sexual assault of [[Punchy]], most likely as a result of his own sexual assault. Fraser had to lead the city out of chaos as invaders from neighboring countries attacked during massive riots, causing CWCville to have to fight a war on two different fronts. Brendan Fraser was one of the many survivors who formed the East CWCville Militia and fought back the Nazis until the city was restored by Chris' powers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fraser's leadership was instrumental to CWCville and it's citizens during these trying times. Though these tragedies greatly hurt the enthusiasm and optimism Fraser's election brought, the eventual victory under his command made him stronger than ever. Fraser is easily one of the most popular mayors of CWCville of all time, thanks in no small part to his fantastic leadership in the city's most challenging time in history.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Years after the Idea Guys had been ousted, Chris confirmed in [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4]] that Fraser was still in office, albeit with his mayoral role shared with the [[CPUs]]. He stated that Fraser primarily deals with &amp;quot;short office work&amp;quot; while executive decisions are made by the CPUs and likened Fraser as the &amp;quot;second vice-president&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;third heartbeat in line&amp;quot;, none of which makes any sense for a mayoral role, which shows that, despite how uncomfortable he may be with the Idea Guys' lore, Chris still feels the need to keep it in canon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[April_2021_social_media_posts#Twilight_Sparkle_and_CWCVille|2021 Twitter post]], Chris revealed that Brandon Fraser was no longer mayor, and had been succeeded by a reformed [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown if Fraser was voted out or had stepped down to focus on his acting career. Nevertheless, his impact on Cwcville was unforgettable, and he will be missed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sonichu 16 page-13.JPG|Sonichu 13 – Fraser wins the Mayoral Election.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris most likely doesn't know who Brendan Fraser is, as he was only added to the ballot at the [[Idea Guys]]' request.&lt;br /&gt;
* Coincidentally, Chris first announced Fraser was the mayor of CWCville in a post about Jamsta sexually assaulting Punchy. Months later, Fraser would go public about being sexually assaulted himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is similar to [[BILLY MAYS]] in that he's a real life celebrity pushed by trolls to replace Chris as mayor. Much like Billy Mays, Chris later embraced him as a character and happily added him to Sonichu canon. Unlike Mays, however, Fraser actually remained as Mayor for years rather than months.&lt;br /&gt;
* Between ''Monkeybone'', ''Furry Vengeance'', and ''Looney Tunes: Back in Action'', Brendan Fraser has a notable history of live-action acting with annoying cartoon characters, making him a perfect fit for the comic, as these roles also tie in with [[Dimensional Merge|Chris' insane world views.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Brendan Fraser held the longest consecutive term as Mayor of Cwcville after Chris' resignation, holding his seat for five years. Alison Amber came in a distant second, only serving for two years, with a seven year gap between her two terms.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Plot Devices]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Brendan_Fraser&amp;diff=259776</id>
		<title>Brendan Fraser</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Brendan_Fraser&amp;diff=259776"/>
		<updated>2021-04-12T21:27:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Presence in Sonichu */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Brendan Fraser, [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Mao]] Zedong, [[Allison Amber]], Augusto Pinochet, Vladimir Putin|Candidates for the [[CWCville]] mayoral election of [[2017]].&amp;lt;ref name=candidates&amp;gt;[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville mayoral election]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Brendan_Fraser.png|thumb|Brendan Fraser in his mayoral office, leading [[CWCville]] to a better future and slaying puss.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Brendan James Fraser''' (born 3 December 1968) is a beloved American film actor best known for his roles as Link in ''Encino Man'', Captain Rick O'Connell in ''The Mummy'' or &amp;quot;the greatest movie of all time&amp;quot; as it's known to connoisseurs, Monty in ''With Honors'' and as DJ Drake in ''Looney Tunes: Back in Action.'' He is also the first democratically-elected Mayor of [[CWCville]]. Brendan proudly served the people of CWCville from his election in 2017 to 2021, when he was succeeded by [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Presence in Sonichu==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville_mayor_Brendan_Frasier.png|thumb|The mayor, from 2017 to 2021.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris stepped down as mayor of CWCville sometime during the events of [[Sonichu 11]] and appointed [[Allison Amber]] as his successor. Later, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris conduct a poll for readers on who they wanted the new mayor of CWCville to be.&amp;lt;ref name=candidates&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; They gave Chris a list of characters they'd like to see; Brendan's name was among them. [[Allison Amber]] ran for reelection against Fraser, Mao Zedong, Augusto Pinochet and Vladimir Putin. Fraser won in a landslide victory and Chris later acknowledged him as the new mayor of CWCville in [[December 2017]].&amp;lt;ref name=mayor&amp;gt;[[December_2017_Facebook_posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Fraser's victory is most likely attributed to the dedicated and loving fanbase he has, both for his courage as a person and talent as an actor. It may also have something to do with the fact that all the other candidates were either dictators, murderers, or Chris's direct successor. Nevertheless, Brendan Fraser graciously and humbly accepted his new title.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though Fraser becoming the new mayor of CWCville was highly well-received and seen as a new age for CWCville, some readers still accused Chris of writing CWCville as a police state. Chris objected to this, stating that [[Magi-Chan]] and Brendan Fraser would never run a police state&amp;lt;ref name=mayor&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, which most of the community conceded was a sound argument, considering how good of a person Fraser is in real life. Unfortunately, despite the popularity of Fraser, his early political tenor was almost as difficult and tragic as as his real-life acting career during the dark age. [[Issue 13]] had Fraser preside over a city riddled with crime and violence caught up in an extremely violent and brutal war with Nazi Invaders. Fraser was the commander of CWCville's Military forces, but failed to drive the Nazis back. CWCville suffered heavy losses until order was restored by Chris and the [[CPUs]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fraser was also responsible for the prosecution of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the sexual assault of [[Punchy]], most likely as a result of his own sexual assault. Fraser had to lead the city out of chaos as invaders from neighboring countries attacked during massive riots, causing CWCville to have to fight a war on two different fronts. Brendan Fraser was one of the many survivors who formed the East CWCville Militia and fought back the Nazis until the city was restored by Chris' powers.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Fraser's leadership was instrumental to CWCville and it's citizens during these trying times. Though these tragedies greatly hurt the enthusiasm and optimism Fraser's election brought, the eventual victory under his command made him stronger than ever. Fraser is easily one of the most popular mayors of CWCville of all time, thanks in no small part to his fantastic leadership in the city's most challenging time in history.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Years after the Idea Guys had been ousted, Chris confirmed in [[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4]] that Fraser was still in office, albeit with his mayoral role shared with the [[CPUs]]. He stated that Fraser primarily deals with &amp;quot;short office work&amp;quot; while executive decisions are made by the CPUs and likened Fraser as the &amp;quot;second vice-president&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;third heartbeat in line&amp;quot;, none of which makes any sense for a mayoral role, which shows that, despite how uncomfortable he may be with the Idea Guys' lore, Chris still feels the need to keep it in canon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[April_2021_social_media_posts#Twilight_Sparkle_and_CWCVille|2021 Twitter post]], Chris revealed that Brandon Fraser was no longer mayor, and had been succeeded by a reformed [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. It is unknown if Fraser was voted out or had stepped down to focus on his acting career. Nevertheless, his impact on Cwcville was unforgettable, and he will be missed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sonichu 16 page-13.JPG|Sonichu 13 – Fraser wins the Mayoral Election.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris most likely doesn't know who Brendan Fraser is, as he was only added to the ballot at the [[Idea Guys]]' request.&lt;br /&gt;
* Coincidentally, Chris first announced Fraser was the mayor of CWCville in a post about Jamsta sexually assaulting Punchy. Months later, Fraser would go public about being sexually assaulted himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* He is similar to [[BILLY MAYS]] in that he's a real life celebrity pushed by trolls to replace Chris as mayor. Much like Billy Mays, Chris later embraced him as a character and happily added him to Sonichu canon. Unlike Mays, however, Fraser actually remained as Mayor for years rather than months.&lt;br /&gt;
* Between ''Monkeybone'', ''Furry Vengeance'', and ''Looney Tunes: Back in Action'', Brendan Fraser has a notable history of live-action acting with annoying cartoon characters, making him a perfect fit for the comic, as these roles also tie in with [[Dimensional Merge|Chris' insane world views.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Plot Devices]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=TrollBusters&amp;diff=256422</id>
		<title>TrollBusters</title>
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		<updated>2020-12-21T15:38:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Ultimate Fate? */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Tb.PNG|thumb|250px|Not coming to a TV near you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|And with that, I will propose Internet securities, reinforced by the FBI, and there will be patrol stations of the Trollbusters around these [[America|United States]]. Any repor-, any [[troll]] activity that you may be suspicious of an individual, you report to your local authority! And they will tell, and then they will inform the local FBI station within that state. And then they will investigate thoroughly! Over the wireless that is called the [[Internet]]! And they will trace the e-mails back to the origin home address or location. And they will be apprehended and fined or sentenced, depending on how CRUEL they are to the victim.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The '''TrollBusters''' was a stupid idea [[Chris]] developed in late [[2010]]: an organization dedicated to eliminating those who [[troll]] him, recruited from ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Fanbase|fans]]. The whole thing was a clear ripoff of ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Organization==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Whoyougonnacall.jpg|thumb|Cyber-Bullying and Trolling are NOT Cool!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris hoped to found a worldwide anti-trolling movement, &amp;quot;to put a stop to bullying and cyber-bullying.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He launched it on 26 [[September 2010]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and in an announcement for the [[Wikipedia:President of the United States|Presidency]] said that, if elected, he would create local TrollBuster stations.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[September 2014]], after coming out as a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|lesbian]], Chris extended the concept of the Trollbusters to target the &amp;quot;haters of the LGBTQ community.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Return of the TrollBusters]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Comic==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris planned a pilot issue for a ''TrollBusters'' comic. [[Jackie]] suggested this as a plot: &amp;quot;the victim was called to go on a first date with a girl at [[Burger King|burger king]]. but when he got there, turned out it was a plot. it was [[trolls]] who wanted to steal his pendant, which was a family heirloom handed down for generations and so the trollbusters have to go hunt down the thieves and get it back and at the end they find out that the trolls they beat were just flunkies of more powerful trolls that they would face in the future. i figure its kind of something you could relate to because [[Blanca|trolls]] tried to get your [[medallion]], so your feelings could go into it easier.&amp;quot; The trolls are from &amp;quot;[[Molvanîa|Trollvania]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The TrollBusters===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CalOC.jpg|right|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dee-Squared.jpg|right|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Cal'''&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Dee Dee''' (a.k.a. '''Dee&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;2&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;''')&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Christian Weston Chandler'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 15]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The TrollBusters have use of a &amp;quot;TrollBuster Truck (a cleaned and souped-up Garbage Truck)&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 15]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, a &amp;quot;Sponsored Private Plane,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and a TrollBusters Car.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris opened by suggesting that:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 16]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quotebox|Cal and Dee^2 hanging out in their headquarters in [[CWCville|Cwcville]], talking about [[Liquid Chris|common Troll Icons]] and [[ED|&amp;quot;Anon&amp;quot; Associations]] of theirs. Other discussion topics of advisement is open for suggestion. They get an [[e-mail]] from [[Chris|a victim]]; Dee^2 traces its origins, googles the victim's name, finds [[ED|the]] [[4chan|various]] [[Trollin Train|forums]] and [[CWCki|such]]. She and Cal traces the origin points of the inputed text on the Forums and such through IP Addresses. Finds the point of [[Clyde Cash|the Head Troll]] of the group, hops into their Truck (depending on the Location of the Troll, in US or out, having to take the Private Plane or not; I'm still deciding on the starting location). After they reach the destination, from their truck, they scan all of the computers in the house of the troll wirelessly; they find the bookmarks leading to the same Forums, history of entered text onto said forums, and [[IRC]] Chat history matching up. They save all of the evidence onto their HDD, then remotely shuts off the [[internet]] for this dude alone. Meanwhile, the perp is inside making another post, and gets interrupted of Loss of Connection, then Cal and Dee^2 force their way in with backup from the [[Jerkops|Police]] and the [[Wikipedia:Federal Bureau of Investigation|F.B.I.]] and catch the [[Troll]] Red-Handed and take him into custody.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the character designs and plot outline exist, the comic was never actually produced.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ultimate Fate?==&lt;br /&gt;
When Sonichu returned from hiatus, Cal and Dee Dee weren't seen or mentioned until the [[Idea Guys]] saga, when Chris announced the group was absorbed into &amp;quot;The CWCStapo&amp;quot; which would apparently fight ''all'' crime instead of just internet trolling.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2017 Facebook posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris stopped using the name after people on Facebook told him it was a Nazi reference. Even still, [[Sonichu 13]] revealed that the law enforcement groups of CWCville were indeed consolidated into a single powerful military force. Later in the same issue, CWCville's military was completely decimated by invading forces, resulting in the death of most (if not all) of its service members.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whether or not Cal and Dee Dee survived or died horribly in the war will ultimately depend on whether Chris (or anyone else, for that matter) gives enough of a shit about them to bring them back. Though their recent appearance in a pair [[TSSSF]] cards suggests Chris at least remembered they existed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trollbusters 2.jpg| Cal and Dee&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;2&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; with their truck, featuring a &amp;quot;Weather Vaine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trollbusters 3.jpg| Truck, side view. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Trollbusters 4.jpg| Truck, rear view. &amp;quot;[[Death threats|TROLL AND DIE!]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Trollbusters 1.jpg| Their logo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Cal in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| Dee&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;2&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Their garbage truck.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Their car.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg | A T-shirt, for fans who want to use it.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Tbcar.png|''Road Trip'' edition.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DeeDeeAnastasia.jpg|Dee Dee [[TSSSF]] card.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Calvin Cooley.jpg|Cal TSSSF card.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://internettrollbusters.wordpress.com/ The Troll Busters]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=KCWC&amp;diff=252970</id>
		<title>KCWC</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=KCWC&amp;diff=252970"/>
		<updated>2020-09-21T11:30:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* FCC violation */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|TUNE IN TO STATION KCWC FOR EVERYTHING! *ALL THE GREAT SONG TYPES FROM CLASSIC TO JAZZ TO COUNTRY TO POP TO HEAVY METAL, EVEN JUGS/KAZOOS/WASHBOARDS; ALL THE EARLY AND LATEST HITS, PLAYED AT RANDOM, AS WELL AS SHORT TALK. HOSTED EVERYDAY BY FAVORITE DISC JOCKY, [[DJ Jamsta|JAMSTA SONICHU]], AND CO-HOSTED BY HIS NUMBER ONE WOMAN, [[Lolisa Rosechu|LOLISA ROSECHU]]!|KCWC advertisement, [[Sonichu 8]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Jynx.jpg|thumb|An example of &amp;quot;SHORT TALK&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''KCWC''' is a fictional radio station created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] and hosted by [[Things Chris has ripped off|multiple plagiarized characters]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Real life==&lt;br /&gt;
As with [[CWCville]], Chris isn't quite sure where reality ends and fantasy begins. Taping your own &amp;quot;radio broadcasts&amp;quot; in [[Chris's room|your room]] is a perfectly amusing and educational form of play for your average 7-year-old, but Chris was [[KCWC broadcast|doing it when he was ''16'']]; kids interested in radio broadcasting at ''that'' age should probably be producing podcasts or soldering up pirate transmitters by that stage. The [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] was actually &amp;quot;broadcast&amp;quot; on YouTube, but people generally expect ''somewhat'' higher production values from 28-year-olds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In comic==&lt;br /&gt;
Tragically, the radio station eventually appeared in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] as well. In one sense, this proved to be a blessing for Chris and the audience, because radio stations don't actually have to play anything in the comics. Despite the ad claiming that KCWC plays &amp;quot;EVERYTHING&amp;quot;, the station in the comic has only been shown to play &amp;quot;[[CWC More Than A Feeling|More Than a Feeling]]&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;[[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Livin' la Vida Loca]]&amp;quot;. It's also highly unlikely that Chris listens to heavy metal (outside of ''[[Guitar Hero]]''). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also, in an unusual display of musical knowledge, mentions the use of household items as musical instruments: [[Wikipedia:Jug (musical instrument)|jugs]] (1920's jug bands) and [[Wikipedia:Washboard#The_washboard_as_a_musical_instrument|washboards]] (jazz, zydeco, skiffle, jug bands). Chris probably heard about this from his ancient parents, who would be familiar with very old genres. ([[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was born eight years before Elvis!)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
KCWC further functions as a propaganda outlet for the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]], as evidenced in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], where the staff can be seen to slavishly praise their [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|dictator]] and his draconian rule.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Staff==&lt;br /&gt;
KCWC is run by [[DJ Jamsta]], a [[homos|sexually androgynous]] hedgehog whose main job seems to be spouting clichéd catchphrases and badly hitting on the female guests in a vain attempt to STAY STRAIGHT. His sidekick is [[Lolisa Rosechu|Lolisa]], a worthless Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Controversies==&lt;br /&gt;
KCWC gained international attention for holding an interview with Chris's only [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]], [[Robert Simmons V|SonichuFan1985]], and also for breaking hedgehog labor laws.{{cite}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==FCC violation==&lt;br /&gt;
If KCWC broadcast in real life, it would be in violation of FCC rules. Since Chris's fictional world is, for all intents and purposes, in Virginia, the station's call sign would have to begin with a W, making the radio station WCWC. American stations east of the Mississippi River have callsigns beginning with a W, while those west of the river begin with a K. There are exceptions that have been granted, such as KDKA in Pennsylvania and WFAA in Dallas, which were founded before the K/W rule was in place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Furthermore, there is a [[wikipedia:KCWC-FM|real-life station]] broadcasting out of Wyoming which uses those same call letters, but Chris can't be bothered to figure that out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, now that CWCville has been absorbed into the alternate dimension of C-197, these issues have been rendered moot, as the FCC has no jurisdiction within the borders of damaged manchild coping mechanisms.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KCWC broadcast]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional places]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:KCWC| ]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Beel&amp;diff=252841</id>
		<title>Beel</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Beel&amp;diff=252841"/>
		<updated>2020-09-18T01:43:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Other Appearances */&lt;/p&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[File:Beel1.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Beel&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| About 7'&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Demon&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|The receptionist is a portyal of the Devil, of which is a neutral reference to all the inconsiderate Trolls behind their shenanigans and the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in general.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Beel''' is the lobby receptionist for the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building prior to its destruction in [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. He is a red humanoid with devil horns and wings. Chris described him as &amp;quot;an obvious portrayal of [[Wikipedia:Satan|satan]]&amp;quot;, and the temps and secretaries in the building are described as &amp;quot;of Hell-Order, employed by the devil&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The name &amp;quot;Beel&amp;quot; is probably a wordplay on [[Wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]] (Hebrew בעל זבוב‎, ''Ba‘al Zəbûb'', &amp;quot;Lord of the Flies&amp;quot;), a common name for the Devil.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beel is depicted as a large, muscular red demon/devil wearing nothing but cut-off jean shorts, suggesting that his appearance was inspired by that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_supporting_characters_on_South_Park#Satan|Satan]] in ''[[South Park]]'', and possibly [[Wikipedia:List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_villains#Him|Him]] from [[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|''The Powerpuff Girls'']] (an [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] antagonist with a red, devil-like appearance).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearances in ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
Beel's first appearance was as an unnamed receptionist in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. When [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com building for their appointment with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], he directs them to the top floor, which he idiosyncratically describes as &amp;quot;66+6&amp;quot;. When Sonichu clarifies that this is simply the 72nd floor, Beel becomes annoyed and shoos the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] on their way. Sonichu takes umbrage with Beel's unprofessional conduct, until Rosechu reminds him of the story of [[Wikipedia:Joseph (son of Jacob)|Joseph]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beel returned in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], this time serving in a more active role as [[Jason]]'s agent. When [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com Building to destroy it, Jason trapped him in a cage, and Beel attempted to steal the [[Medallion]] from him, thinking it to be the source of his powers. However, to the surprise of everyone, Chris discovered that his powers in fact stem from his [[High School Ring]], which he uses to retrieve his Medallion. His powers restored, Chris fires a Hyper Beam at Beel, slamming the demonic henchman into the 4-cent Garbage building, presumably killing him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Beel returns ten pages later to warn Jason that the building would soon collapse from the musical assault by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. When Jason escapes and retires, Beel condemns two others, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], for being [[Homos|homo]] [[trolls]], and takes shelter in the basement, leaving them to their fate.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Backstory===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image: Beel2.jpg|thumb|400px|This naughty devil has a special package just for you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
When Jack asks Beel how he survived Chris's Hyper Beam, Beel points out that working in the 4-cent_garbage Building is his personal Hell, and so there's really nowhere else for him to go upon his death. According to Beel, he was condemned to work for 4-cent_garbage, and after it is destroyed, he will simply be reassigned to service [[Count Graduon]]. From this, it seems that Beel is cursed to walk the Earth for eternity as a lackey for one villain after another.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Beel also mentions (with regret) that he was once the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to [[Nazis|Adolf Hitler]]. Beel's service to Hitler got him cursed to toil in the service of villainous groups like 4-cent_garbage.com. Even so, Beel still looks down on Clyde and Jack Thaddeus. So even though he's a Satanic Nazi cyberbully, he is not ''quite'' as evil, in Chris's eyes, as two homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Appearances===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
Beel briefly appeared in a one-off comic page commissioned by [[Ben Saint]] to explain the ultimate karmic fate of [[Liquid Chris]]. Apparently, Beel is back in Hell and is deciding the fates of various lost souls. However, whether or not this comic page is still canon is questionable as [[Sonichu 13]] implied LiquidChris was redeemed and became the police chief of CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Beel&amp;diff=252840</id>
		<title>Beel</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Beel&amp;diff=252840"/>
		<updated>2020-09-18T01:41:52Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[File:Beel1.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Beel&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| About 7'&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Demon&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|The receptionist is a portyal of the Devil, of which is a neutral reference to all the inconsiderate Trolls behind their shenanigans and the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in general.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''Beel''' is the lobby receptionist for the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building prior to its destruction in [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. He is a red humanoid with devil horns and wings. Chris described him as &amp;quot;an obvious portrayal of [[Wikipedia:Satan|satan]]&amp;quot;, and the temps and secretaries in the building are described as &amp;quot;of Hell-Order, employed by the devil&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The name &amp;quot;Beel&amp;quot; is probably a wordplay on [[Wikipedia:Beelzebub|Beelzebub]] (Hebrew בעל זבוב‎, ''Ba‘al Zəbûb'', &amp;quot;Lord of the Flies&amp;quot;), a common name for the Devil.&lt;br /&gt;
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Beel is depicted as a large, muscular red demon/devil wearing nothing but cut-off jean shorts, suggesting that his appearance was inspired by that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_supporting_characters_on_South_Park#Satan|Satan]] in ''[[South Park]]'', and possibly [[Wikipedia:List_of_The_Powerpuff_Girls_villains#Him|Him]] from [[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|''The Powerpuff Girls'']] (an [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] antagonist with a red, devil-like appearance).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Appearances in ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
Beel's first appearance was as an unnamed receptionist in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. When [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com building for their appointment with [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], he directs them to the top floor, which he idiosyncratically describes as &amp;quot;66+6&amp;quot;. When Sonichu clarifies that this is simply the 72nd floor, Beel becomes annoyed and shoos the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] on their way. Sonichu takes umbrage with Beel's unprofessional conduct, until Rosechu reminds him of the story of [[Wikipedia:Joseph (son of Jacob)|Joseph]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Beel returned in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], this time serving in a more active role as [[Jason]]'s agent. When [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] arrived at the 4-cent_garbage.com Building to destroy it, Jason trapped him in a cage, and Beel attempted to steal the [[Medallion]] from him, thinking it to be the source of his powers. However, to the surprise of everyone, Chris discovered that his powers in fact stem from his [[High School Ring]], which he uses to retrieve his Medallion. His powers restored, Chris fires a Hyper Beam at Beel, slamming the demonic henchman into the 4-cent Garbage building, presumably killing him.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Beel returns ten pages later to warn Jason that the building would soon collapse from the musical assault by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. When Jason escapes and retires, Beel condemns two others, [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], for being [[Homos|homo]] [[trolls]], and takes shelter in the basement, leaving them to their fate.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Backstory===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image: Beel2.jpg|thumb|400px|This naughty devil has a special package just for you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
When Jack asks Beel how he survived Chris's Hyper Beam, Beel points out that working in the 4-cent_garbage Building is his personal Hell, and so there's really nowhere else for him to go upon his death. According to Beel, he was condemned to work for 4-cent_garbage, and after it is destroyed, he will simply be reassigned to service [[Count Graduon]]. From this, it seems that Beel is cursed to walk the Earth for eternity as a lackey for one villain after another.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Beel also mentions (with regret) that he was once the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to [[Nazis|Adolf Hitler]]. Beel's service to Hitler got him cursed to toil in the service of villainous groups like 4-cent_garbage.com. Even so, Beel still looks down on Clyde and Jack Thaddeus. So even though he's a Satanic Nazi cyberbully, he is not ''quite'' as evil, in Chris's eyes, as two homosexuals.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Appearances===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:/Ibachandlercroppedsmaller|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
Beel briefly appeared in a one-off comic page commissioned by [[Ben Saint]] to explain the ultimate karmic fate of [[Liquid Chris]]. Apparently, Beel is back in Hell and is deciding the fates of various lost souls. However, whether or not this comic page is still canon is questionable as [[Sonichu 13]] implied LiquidChris was redeemed and became the police chief of CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Liquid&amp;amp;nbsp;Chris&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|250px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Christopher Morton Duckworth&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = Chris Chandler&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Jeff&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Exposing Jeff]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;The Previous Chris&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;The Other Chris&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = [[1990]] (age {{Age|1990|12|31}}-{{Age|1990|01|01}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Spouse&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label8   = Siblings&lt;br /&gt;
|data8    = SimplySpoons (brother)&lt;br /&gt;
|label9   = Occupations&lt;br /&gt;
|data9    = Freelance comic book artist&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born 1990) &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;claimed to be&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Christian Weston Chandler and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Prologue==&lt;br /&gt;
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for [[Chris]] (henceforth '''[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Chris]]'''), with both highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==A challenger appears==&lt;br /&gt;
{{protip|&amp;quot;Liquid Chris&amp;quot; was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. It was just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|&amp;quot;There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!&amp;quot; |thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Notably, Liquid Chris sported:&lt;br /&gt;
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ian Brandon Anderson==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}&lt;br /&gt;
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What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he &amp;quot;called out&amp;quot; three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped &amp;quot;supposed states of residence&amp;quot;). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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The next piece fell into place when he posted his Rollin' and Trollin' video on his new YouTube account, &amp;quot;[[IBAChandler]]&amp;quot;. When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as &amp;quot;Ian Brandon Anderson&amp;quot;. Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The CWCivil War==&lt;br /&gt;
===Opening shots===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, &amp;quot;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with &amp;quot;[[Julie]]&amp;quot;; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
F*** HIM TO HELL!&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am Calling YOU OUT!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA&lt;br /&gt;
BEFORE August 2, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD &amp;quot;[[Naive|NAIVE]]&amp;quot;, and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.&lt;br /&gt;
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But &amp;quot;Naive&amp;quot; is even WORSE than NAILS.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You are a Nerd and a Whimp!&lt;br /&gt;
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Have a good day.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay True.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CWC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The battleground===&lt;br /&gt;
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====&amp;quot;More Than A Feeling&amp;quot;====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Spanish Challenge====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====''SingStar'' Challenge====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|&amp;quot;''SingStar'' Challenge&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:&lt;br /&gt;
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.&lt;br /&gt;
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to arrest Liquid for identity theft and involve Bob in this debacle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|If you do not come clean right now, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get fucking arrested, thrown in jail, and you will not get to live the peaceful, happy life that Kacey and I would like [voice cracks] you to live because Kacey really cares for you MAN!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[SHOWDOWN|&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===&amp;quot;I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 14 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end.  First, he raged:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|&amp;quot;NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, he tried reason:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|&amp;quot;The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GONE&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Kacey}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''&amp;quot;the previous Chris&amp;quot;'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''&amp;quot;the other Chris&amp;quot;''' repeatedly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the Liquid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 10152009&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 October 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.targetedonc.com/news/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the years since, Chris eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still holds some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing &amp;quot;pretentious acting&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 06 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Comics}} Comics&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; New World For Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Liquid's last statement ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hello All,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gladly to be Where I Am,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Irony==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|&amp;quot;100 2270&amp;quot;]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IBAChandler has mocked Liquid on several points:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early August 2009,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|&amp;quot;100 2270&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== In the comic ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI?t=4433| Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to hell, punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|Beel in the commissioned art.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, [[Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an &amp;quot;Ian Brandon Anderson&amp;quot; was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 25 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = BobbyHillify&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Theme Song - Caillou&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = SiIvaGunner&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[November 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = High quality video game rip&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Solid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Solidus Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jimmy Hill]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sagas}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Liquid Chris</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Improve|details and citations|expand the subtopics under the ''Liquid Saga''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris initially wanted to ignore Liquid. We had to tell him that if he didn't publicly refute Liquid, it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-16-06-we-need-immediate-funds-please.31624/post-2351871&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Liquid&amp;amp;nbsp;Chris&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|250px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Christopher Morton Duckworth&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = Chris Chandler&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Jeff&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Exposing Jeff]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;The Previous Chris&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;The Other Chris&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|data3    = [[1990]] (age {{Age|1990|12|31}}-{{Age|1990|01|01}})&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|label7   = Spouse&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = [[Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label8   = Siblings&lt;br /&gt;
|data8    = SimplySpoons (brother)&lt;br /&gt;
|label9   = Occupations&lt;br /&gt;
|data9    = Freelance comic book artist&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|Musician]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Liquid Chris''' (real name: '''Christopher Duckworth'''; born 1990) &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;claimed to be&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Christian Weston Chandler and the one and only creator of the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Prologue==&lt;br /&gt;
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for [[Chris]] (henceforth '''[[Metal Gear Solid|Solid Chris]]'''), with both highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more and knocking back some [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Islands]] with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the reins to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his [[YouTube]] account &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; compromised. Yes, he was [[Rollin' and Trollin']] indeed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A challenger appears==&lt;br /&gt;
{{protip|&amp;quot;Liquid Chris&amp;quot; was actually Christopher Duckworth, and he made no actual attempt to steal Chris's identity. It was just a comedic impersonation that Chris took too seriously. It should also be noted that Liquid tried to make it as blatantly obvious as possible in the beginning stages (i.e. stuffing a pillow in his shirt, paper cut-out medallion).}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid torturing the impostor.|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Liquid VS Solid.png|&amp;quot;There's room for only one Chris, and one Mayor!&amp;quot; |thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [https://web.archive.org/web/20100522150728/http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a long absence, during which he lost his account to hackers, so all the weirdness on &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; was the work of hacking trolls, and he announced that he was ready to resume posting HONEST content on his new account. This new CWC posted four more videos, much of which were [[parody|parodies]] of earlier videos by Solid Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|How else would I get fan art, if I was not the original creator of Sonichu?|Liquid Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Update:_I_am_Still_the_Real_Christian_Weston_Chandler_Despite_LIES_AND_SLANDER._Also.2C_Some_Fan_Art|3 July 2009]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Notably, Liquid Chris sported:&lt;br /&gt;
* An official [[Sonichu medallion]] (made out of paper)&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]] (brown)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pedo-Glasses|A pair of rather bulky glasses which would look ridiculous on anybody else.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Obesity]] (by means of a stuffed shirt, later removed)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Speech impediment|A distinctive nasal voice]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of which, of course, made him almost [[Chris and reality|''indistinguishable'']] from Solid Chris! Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative — that Solid just ignored them — is far too reasonable to consider.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ian Brandon Anderson==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Ian Brandon Anderson}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What really cranked this up to eleven was a chain of events that started with Solid Chris getting his &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot; channel back: First, Solid posted [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|a series of videos]] on 10 [[July 2009]] where he &amp;quot;called out&amp;quot; three trolls by their YouTube handles, and dropped their dox (well, dropped &amp;quot;supposed states of residence&amp;quot;). That resulted in the permanent banhammer for &amp;quot;CChanSonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The next piece fell into place when he posted his Rollin' and Trollin' video on his new YouTube account, &amp;quot;[[IBAChandler]]&amp;quot;. When it hit [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], newfags everywhere momentarily lost control of their bowels, thinking they'd been trolled by a grand master. Trolls, however, did what trolls do best: they started riffing on it. Pretty quickly, YouTube comments popped up referring to Solid as &amp;quot;Ian Brandon Anderson&amp;quot;. Such was the price of success for Solid's small drop of near win in his sea of epic fail: he had delivered unto his enemies a weapon that they'd use for months.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even then, the damage control from that episode alone would probably have kept him from noticing Liquid's videos. Until that is, Liquid raised the stakes in an attempt to get Solid's attention.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The CWCivil War==&lt;br /&gt;
===Opening shots===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The war began on 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTOR|video]] that reeled Solid in hook, line, and sinker, having sold Sonichu merchandise with [[Samantha Thaddeus]] at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, &amp;quot;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;quot;. HE IS CRAPPY, and [[Chris and English|his Nasal Voice]] is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with &amp;quot;[[Julie]]&amp;quot;; [[Chris and hypocrisy|NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours]] JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
F*** HIM TO HELL!&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threats on Liquid's YouTube comments:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]]! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am Calling YOU OUT!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA&lt;br /&gt;
BEFORE August 2, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
oh, BTW, YOUR [[Speech impediment|NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD &amp;quot;[[Naive|NAIVE]]&amp;quot;, and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But &amp;quot;Naive&amp;quot; is even WORSE than NAILS.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You are a Nerd and a Whimp!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Have a good day.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;realprotest&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even at this point, Solid Chris still may have let this all go, as he was simultaneously getting blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], who was holding his [[PSN]] account to ransom. But as that wound down, Liquid caught Solid's eye again, by picking up on the Ian Brandon Anderson meme:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE [[Gal-Pal]] [[Kacey]] and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay True.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CWC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#Christian_Weston_Chandler.27s_EXCITING_ANNOUNCEMENT_of_SONICHU_and_Addressing_Things.| Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things.]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The battleground===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====&amp;quot;More Than A Feeling&amp;quot;====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''&lt;br /&gt;
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_June-July_2009#More_Than_A_Feeling_THE_TRUE_VERSION_by_Christian_Weston_Chandler_.28CWC.29|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For whatever reason, Solid dug up an old video of himself failing at ''Guitar Hero'' and dumped it online. Liquid shot back with a TRUE and HONEST rendition on a real guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Spanish Challenge====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''Main Article: [[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed before Solid attempted a cunning plan:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The plan backfired when [[CWC Update 29 July 2009#Liquid's_response|Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====''SingStar'' Challenge====&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|SingStar Challenge}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, [[SingStar Challenge|&amp;quot;''SingStar'' Challenge&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of four votes in favor, two against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:&lt;br /&gt;
* That he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
* That he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at [[Microsoft]] for a ''Sonichu'' game for all consoles.&lt;br /&gt;
* That Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], making him even more filthy rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parents' house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|You’re breaking my balls here.|Solid, [[SHOWDOWN|&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 [[August 2009]], Liquid called Solid up and confronted him over the slanderous lies he was telling on YouTube. Solid tried reason, and when that failed, he threatened to arrest Liquid for identity theft and involve Bob in this debacle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|If you do not come clean right now, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get fucking arrested, thrown in jail, and you will not get to live the peaceful, happy life that Kacey and I would like [voice cracks] you to live because Kacey really cares for you MAN!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[SHOWDOWN|&amp;quot;SHOWDOWN&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===&amp;quot;I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
On 14 August 2009, Liquid announced that he was departing YouTube for the time being to pursue turning his ''Sonichu'' series into an acclaimed media franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 14 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the ''SingStar'' Contest. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Also, More Updates on ''Sonichu'' and Going Places :)]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end.  First, he raged:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|&amp;quot;NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!&amp;quot;]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, he tried reason:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|The ''Singstar'' Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the [[Internet]] knows that I am, he's the impostor. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid, damn, dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [''his voice gets higher''] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edgewise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who|&amp;quot;The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And as summer disappeared, so too did Liquid Chris: The apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GONE&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 August 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Megatron_pistol2.jpg|thumb|Chris's solution to Boyfriends.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Kacey}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining the trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections. According to Liquid, he had been unlawfully detained in a meat-packing factory, and when he managed to escape, he found himself in Africa. With the assistance of a few others, Liquid managed to make his triumphant return to Ruckersville, and the stage was set from there on out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks|video]] addressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him '''&amp;quot;the previous Chris&amp;quot;'''. In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him '''&amp;quot;the other Chris&amp;quot;''' repeatedly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the dust had settled, Solid's behavior had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the Liquid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 10152009&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 October 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Homos}} Homos {{Rumors}} Rumours&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Epilogue===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Liquid Chris.jpg|thumb|200px|[[TSSSF]] card Chris made of Liquid, eight years after the closing of the saga.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free girl]]s with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Liquid makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|conventions]] while voicing Solid in [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]. He has also made several hundred thousand dollars from his two critically acclaimed games, ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' and ''Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles'' for the [[Nintendo|Nintendo DS]] and [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]], respectively. On 27 July 2011, Liquid bid fond faredieu to the trolling universe on YouTube by closing his account.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Solid Chris then considered Liquid Chris a friend. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Chris Duckworth abandoned his Liquid Chris persona, he acquired a BS in oncology, and he currently works as a cancer research doctor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.targetedonc.com/news/tumor-growth-angiogenesis-ovarian-cancer-linked-to-key-adapter-protein&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Time will tell if his findings will bring us one step closer to the cure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the years since, Chris eventually forgot about much of the Liquid Chris saga.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, in fall [[2019]] Chris created a [[TSSSF]] card of Liquid Chris, showing he still holds some animosity towards him – the card describes Liquid as a villain utilizing &amp;quot;pretentious acting&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Liquid&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 06 November 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = {{Comics}} Comics&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; New World For Kacey]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Liquid's last statement ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hello All,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been Enjoying the Married Life with my Sweetheart and making Several Hundred Thousand Dollars at Nintendo and Microsoft on Pokemon: Lightning Version and Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles for the Microsoft X-box. I do not have much time for the Youtube, but my Good Friend Dr. Aleksander Egorov (a Physics Animator) has taught me how to Edit Well. In my Spare Time, I have been honing my own Skills as an Editor. I created this Project for my Loyal Fans, who are STILL being TERRIBLY ANNOYED by the Fraud, Ian Brandon Anderson. It is Very Nice to have a home in Redmond, Washington now; I do not care for the fact that I do not stay in one place for long. Perhaps I will be coming to a Convention Near You, Sonichu fans. I thank God and Jesus every day for Each One of you. This is my message for now; Goodbye.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gladly to be Where I Am,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
PS: As I have SO MANY MESSAGES now, do not Trust that yours can, or will, be answered; I appreciate EVERY ONE, and all Nice Comments.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Irony==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Liquidd.jpg|thumb|left|Ian acts as the real Chris, in [[100 2270|&amp;quot;100 2270&amp;quot;]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
IBAChandler has mocked Liquid on several points:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Speech impediment|His nasal tone.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris and money|Actually making money off ''Sonichu''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Obesity|His appearance.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, and worse when the mirror is winning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In early August 2009,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Solid began to believe that Liquid couldn't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Slow-in-the-minds|retard]] who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a further fit of irony, Ian ended up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And in a last irony, Ian impersonated Chris who was impersonating him impersonating...or something...in [[100 2270|&amp;quot;100 2270&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== In the comic ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The impostor [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Ibachandlercroppedsmaller.jpg|Beel explains Liquid's fate|thumb|top|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycat-ly [sic] sieze [sic] to the extreme!|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Liquids_end.png|The commission as first seen in Ben Saint's lecture|thumb|top|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being one of the most important events in Christory, the Liquid Saga is addressed in only two pages within the entirety of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. On 17 [[November 2009]], Liquid made his very first appearance in Solid' Chris's [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Solid, being the slanderous impostor that he is, had the nerve to claim that Liquid's name was Ian Brandon Anderson, and once again tried (and failed) to convince everyone that he was the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris planned a future plot where [[Giovanni]] captured [[Rosechu]] and forced [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] to cede control over [[CWCville]] to Liquid. This, however, has yet to be done.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Blog#20 November 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Liquid's fate in the comic remained nebulous at best, [[Ben Saint]] commissioned a piece from Solid Chris that explained Liquid's ultimate fate. To the surprise of Saint himself, Chris actually delivered. The piece was revealed in a YouTube lecture by Saint on the timeline of the Sonichu canon&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI?t=4433| Sonichu 101: A CWC Lecture]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and included commentary by [[Beel]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|So, you want to know the fate of the past impostor of Christian, as the original person was known? Simply put, [[IBAChandler]], he was dragged down to hell, punished of identity theft, and all of his memories and past incarnations reset. His soul was born a fresh blank into a newborn child, and his old body was burned in Hell's lava pool.|Beel in the commissioned art.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, [[in Sonichu 13]] its mentioned that an &amp;quot;Ian Brandon Anderson&amp;quot; was elected as the head police chief of [[CWCville]]. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Not TRUE AND ORIGINAL&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On Hexbawks. :)]]&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|XhENYYmGAeA}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 25 [[January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = BobbyHillify&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = Trailer for the upcoming [[Xbox]] game.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Theme Song - Caillou&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ipQvu7JoAbE}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = SiIvaGunner&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[November 2016]]&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = High quality video game rip&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chrischan_cosplay.jpg|thumb|''Liquidus'' Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Solid Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Solidus Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jimmy Hill]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], another doppelganger of Chris featured in the Sonichu comics&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWx5HnCkR0B0L6oPwjoiWsg The Liquid Archive]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/The_Real_Chris-chan The Real Chris-chan] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Liquid Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Perceptor Sonichu</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Funny, a Shiny Sonichu is White.|-Chris on Twitter&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#Shiny Sonichu]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[File:Perceptor.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Perceptor&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Late December 2017 (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
[[:File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|No later than 26 January 2018]] (IRL)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female (Potentially Trans)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]) shiny version&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Length'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 5'4&amp;quot; (163 cm) [?]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 120 lbs (54 kg) [?]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Electric&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|Image]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Sonee]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves into'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  ?&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Perceptor''' is a shiny, female asexual [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] that was probably created by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guys]] to use as another RP character to convince [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] that [[Nazis]] were invading [[Cwcville|CWCville]], although the extent of their involvement is uncertain.  She is also another lazy recolor whose personality boils down to &amp;quot;smart' and nothing else, and is a member of the [[Chaotic Combo|Chaotic Combo]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Backstory==&lt;br /&gt;
Perceptor Sonichu's egg was created in 2003 and sent through time by the [[Rainbow|Chaotic Rainbow]] to 2017. She appeared in front of [[Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] and [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan]], and was raised by them. Somehow, through their psychic powers, they taught Perceptor '''all conceivable knowledge'''. After completing her education, Preceptor made it her mission to teach her knowledge to dumb people worldwide. This, of course, excludes Chris' [[Trolls|enemies]] and all that seek to troll him. She also hunts Nazis that have invaded [[Cwcville|CWCville]], and had her body experimented on at some point by the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Abilities==&lt;br /&gt;
Perceptor has the totally achievable IQ of 500, which is even higher than the 300 IQ of [[Doctor Robotnik|Eggman]] in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] Canon. She holds immunity to any mental or emotional manipulation, as well as deceptions and trickery. The irony of this was lost on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Also, she has the power to disable any Nazi Technology and defeat any superhuman Nazi. As previously mentioned, this relates to [[Issue 13|issue #13 of Sonichu]], or ''[[Issue 13|The Awakening of a CPU]]'', where they invade [[Cwcville|CWCville]] and threaten to blow it up with a laser on the [[The moon|moon]]. Perceptor, while not seen in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], can combat the Nazis with her power.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription of Backstory Page==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Perceptor Sonichu&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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(Shiny, Female Sonichu)&lt;br /&gt;
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Type: Electric&lt;br /&gt;
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Ability: Inner Focus&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reason, Emotion, and Sound Intelligence&amp;quot; by Mewtwo and Magi-Chan Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
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January 13, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
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''Christine W. Chandler''&lt;br /&gt;
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The Egg appearing, From The Chaotic Rainbow of 2003, late December, 2017, in front of Magi-Chan and Mewtwo, the two of them Fully, Swiftly, and Effectively, raise Miss Perceptor Sonichu to be the most intelligent of Everyone Else of the Sonichu and Rosechu kind.  After learning everything there is to know from her psychic mentors, Perceptor's Mission is to Inspire, Teach and encourage Sound Reason and Thinking in Everyone who is dumb, Except Any and All of our Enemies. And, by my Powers, Miss Perceptor Sonichu will help wiht Great Thought and Reasoning, Take out Every Single Nazi in the worlds, as well as open Every Good Person and Individual's Eyes to the Nazi's Deceptions and Manipulations, Remotely, with Magi-Chan's, Mewtwo's, and my personal help and aid. Perceptor also will be able to work around All Lightning Rods, and Best Disable Every Single Piece of Nazi Technology, Equipment, and Every Single Superhuman Nazi as well. Perceptor is also Self-Conscious, Very Well-Educated by Magi-Chan and Mewtwo, and blessed to be immune to all mental and emotional manipulations and deceptions and trickery. And, Miss Perceptor Sonichu is Not Interested Whatsoever to Sex and impulses of the flesh and hormones. Perceptor NEVER EVER Fells Horny. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Perceptorcard.jpg|Perceptor's TSSSF card.&lt;br /&gt;
File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|Perceptor's backstory page.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;=='Chris and the Nazis' section==&lt;br /&gt;
So, we're out to finish this bit and polish it up as best we can, right? What do we have to do for it to be considered complete? --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 01:24, 4 September 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I've done a search for the word &amp;quot;nazi&amp;quot; via the CWCki and it looks like I've covered the majority of the subject. We only need to add a few more things on the Idea Guy section. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 10:12, 4 September 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I've tinkered with the section a bit. I think I've gotten everything, but I'll let other users decide if its completed or not. --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 12:26, 4 September 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Suggesting an article merge==&lt;br /&gt;
Prior to the creation of this article, there was an article for [[Nombie-zazis]]. Since that subject is so heavily tied to the content covered here, I'm wondering if it'd be a good idea to merge it into the body of this article instead of having two separate articles with similar subject material. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 07:15, 4 September 2020 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Chris [[Chris and politics|does not advocate]] this political ideology; he is a member of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] and [[Chris and money|relies]] on his [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You frickin' Nazis! I'm gonna kick you all out of [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]!|That time [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|Chris destroyed a Christmas tree]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[There] is that One Time I most regretted and shamed of Having to draw Nazis and Hitler as transformed into my species.|Chris reflects on the ''Nazi comic''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1088987975550144513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWC Nazi.jpg|thumb|right|[[:File:MergeComic3.jpg|FREAKING NAZIS]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
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Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to their interest in ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A#Nazis in CWCville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the Nazis==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Son10revp37.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris retcons [[Homos|homosexuals]] with [[Nombie-zazis]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2006]], Chris won an [[eBay]] bid on a collection of German World War II photographs in a move to appease [[Megan]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Etc ebay bid.PNG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Megan went on to assure Chris that she only thought of the soldiers as &amp;quot;unbearably handsome&amp;quot; because they were stereotypical soldiers, and definitely not because they were Nazis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan has a thing for German soldiers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In an inadvertent foreshadowing, on 28 [[November 2009]], Chris answered a [[Mailbag 5|mailbag question]] from a user claiming to be from Germany. Assuming the name of a Nazi officer from the British sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:'Allo 'Allo!|'Allo 'Allo!]]''—leaving Chris none the wiser—the user asked Chris whether he would commit to a parody of Hitler in a future comic. Chris, repulsed, refuted such plans:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-[[Australatina|boomerang]]-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[December 2009|next month]], another user with a sly Nazi alias [[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles|followed up]] on Chris's previous mailbag answer, asking why Chris would not use the word &amp;quot;swastika&amp;quot; when it has different connotations in different cultures. Chris's response:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|To your first question, interesting, well leave to Hitler to turn the icon into an icon as terrible as when the homosexuals made the rainbow their icon, or even the word that Originally was defined as &amp;quot;Happy&amp;quot; but now is defined as &amp;quot;homo&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonichu12Salute.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Sonichu 12|Yeah...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once again, in [[January 2010]], one &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Dr. Josef Mengele]]&amp;quot; submitted a [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|mailbag question]], seeking Chris's opinion on his study of gay people. Chris's response showed that he identified similarities to the policies of Nazi Germany, but failed to realize that the good doctor was directly quoting said policies:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term &amp;quot;Camp&amp;quot; not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2011, on the 23rd of [[August 2011]], Chris sang the song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot;, from the famous [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]] short of the same name to mock someone he believed was one of his trolls. Chris is apparently a big fan of this short and its title song, as he often sings it unprompted and incorporates it into his Donald Duck impersonation, as also seen in his [[Son-Chu Review]] video released six years later. He even heavily referenced the song and its singer, Spike Jones, in a [[July 2015]] posting and credited them as a source of inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HEILFART1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Those are meant to be asses, even though they look like small tumors or testicles.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2015]]—[[February 2010|five years]] after the original publication—Chris [[retcon|revised]] [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to replace [[Homos|homosexuals]] with &amp;quot;[[nombie-zazis]]&amp;quot;; however, the story retains the &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; as the cure for the threat. In [[July 2015|July of that same year]], Chris was commissioned to make a [[Sonichu Medallion|Medallion]] of Adolf Hitler. Chris was disgusted by the idea, but not enough to turn down the money. So, as a compromise, he made a medallion of Hitler's face surrounded by butts with disparaging comments inspired by the Spike Jones song &amp;quot;[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Furher's Face]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Der Fuehrer's Face]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He posted pictures of his creation alongside a multi-paragraph explanation that he was a &amp;quot;good person&amp;quot; and didn't endorse Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Following [[BronyCon 2017]], Chris continued to embrace the [[My Little Pony|brony]] lifestyle by wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]] ''everywhere''. That was until a [[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church|peculiar event]] which occurred at his [[church]], when he was handed a note by his pastoral counselor, asking him to remove the horn and ears. According to Chris, in the note, members of the congregation had compared the cosplay to the Nazis, which may have been confusion on Chris's part as the church was addressing the recent [[Wikipedia:Unite the Right rally|neo-Nazi rally]] in nearby [[Charlottesville]]. Despite the congregation demanding this for his own good, Chris interpreted this as a personal attack, and proceeded to write an open letter to one of the ''MLP'' voice actors for feedback – this was never addressed further.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
When the Idea Guys came into power, they implemented numerous references to Nazi Germany with varying degrees of discretion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Early in the saga, the Idea Guys [[Chris and manipulation|convinced]] Chris that [[Akan]] and his Russian forces had invaded [[CWCville]], kidnapping [[Sylvana]]. In response, Chris launched [[Operation BARBarossa]]—an obvious portmanteau of [[Wikipedia:Operation Barbarossa|the failed German invasion of the Soviet Union]] and [[Barb|Chris's mother]]—to rescue her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ultimately, the campaign was a success. In the aftermath, in an epilogue that would concern anyone of reasonable intelligence, Chris remarked that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville Chris]] had initiated the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Final Solution|Fine Ol’ Solution]]&amp;quot; to place the villains of the battle into [[Wikipedia:Nazi concentration camps|prison camps]] with &amp;quot;large ovens to keep the people warm&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Operation BARBarossa is a success]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In December of 2017, Chris announced that the [[Trollbusters]] (presumably alongside other groups that defended CWCville) were being consolidated into a much larger defensive force, known as the &amp;quot;CWCStapo.&amp;quot; An obvious play on the term &amp;quot;Gestapo&amp;quot; that Chris didn't get. Later, in [[January 2018]], Chris stated that the Nazis had infiltrated [[C-197]]. The Idea Guys succeeded in tricking Chris in part by using images from alternative fiction such as ''Wolfenstein'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Man in the High Castle (TV series)|The Man in the High Castle]]''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the looming threat of Nazis, Chris was prompted to create two videos with obvious scripting/orchestration from the Idea Guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the first of these videos, [[Smashing]], Chris was tricked into smashing a beloved [[Christine Doll|comfort doll]] into several pieces under the belief that it had been bugged by Nazi secret agents. In the second of these videos, &amp;quot;[[Get Out, You D*** Nazis]] Chris violently shakes a Christmas tree while cursing the Nazis for invading Equestria and vowing to kick them all out. At the end, Chris spouts a bunch of pointless non-sequitur lines presumably scripted by the Idea Guys. &lt;br /&gt;
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For the reference drawing of [[Perceptor Sonichu]], Chris explained that one of Perceptor's goals is to hunt down the Nazis and their technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a probable Idea Guy move, Chris claimed that his virtual/fictional band, [[Christine and the Hedgehog Boys]] had written a song called &amp;quot;The [[Wikipedia:Nostalgia Critic|Nostalgia Critic]] Did Nothing Wrong!&amp;quot;, in reference to [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome#Management controversy|Doug Walker's controversy]] at the time. This was clearly a further reference to the &amp;quot;Hitler Did Nothing Wrong&amp;quot; meme, devised by [[4chan]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2018 social media posts#Idea Guy 2.0?]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Fuehrer's Fursona]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
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Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry Sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of Sonichu 13. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris. This serves as a poignant allegory for [[Chris and Reality]]. The problems and enemies of Chris' fantasy world are easily managed and defeated, but when reality is introduced in a way Chris can't avoid or deny, its extremely destructive. Chris turning the Nazis into Sonichus ties this allegory in a neat little bow: the threat is neutralized by becoming part of his delusional system instead of intruding into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Chris [[Chris and politics|does not advocate]] this political ideology; he is a member of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] and [[Chris and money|relies]] on his [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You frickin' Nazis! I'm gonna kick you all out of [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]!|That time [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|Chris destroyed a Christmas tree]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[There] is that One Time I most regretted and shamed of Having to draw Nazis and Hitler as transformed into my species.|Chris reflects on the ''Nazi comic''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1088987975550144513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWC Nazi.jpg|thumb|right|[[:File:MergeComic3.jpg|FREAKING NAZIS]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
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Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to their interest in ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A#Nazis in CWCville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the Nazis==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Son10revp37.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris retcons [[Homos|homosexuals]] with [[Nombie-zazis]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2006]], Chris won an [[eBay]] bid on a collection of German World War II photographs in a move to appease [[Megan]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Etc ebay bid.PNG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Megan went on to assure Chris that she only thought of the soldiers as &amp;quot;unbearably handsome&amp;quot; because they were stereotypical soldiers, and definitely not because they were Nazis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan has a thing for German soldiers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In an inadvertent foreshadowing, on 28 [[November 2009]], Chris answered a [[Mailbag 5|mailbag question]] from a user claiming to be from Germany. Assuming the name of a Nazi officer from the British sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:'Allo 'Allo!|'Allo 'Allo!]]''—leaving Chris none the wiser—the user asked Chris whether he would commit to a parody of Hitler in a future comic. Chris, repulsed, refuted such plans:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-[[Australatina|boomerang]]-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[December 2009|next month]], another user with a sly Nazi alias [[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles|followed up]] on Chris's previous mailbag answer, asking why Chris would not use the word &amp;quot;swastika&amp;quot; when it has different connotations in different cultures. Chris's response:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|To your first question, interesting, well leave to Hitler to turn the icon into an icon as terrible as when the homosexuals made the rainbow their icon, or even the word that Originally was defined as &amp;quot;Happy&amp;quot; but now is defined as &amp;quot;homo&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonichu12Salute.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Sonichu 12|Yeah...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once again, in [[January 2010]], one &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Dr. Josef Mengele]]&amp;quot; submitted a [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|mailbag question]], seeking Chris's opinion on his study of gay people. Chris's response showed that he identified similarities to the policies of Nazi Germany, but failed to realize that the good doctor was directly quoting said policies:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term &amp;quot;Camp&amp;quot; not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2011, on the 23rd of [[August 2011]], Chris sang the song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot;, from the famous [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]] short of the same name to mock someone he believed was one of his trolls. Chris is apparently a big fan of this short and its title song, as he often sings it unprompted and incorporates it into his Donald Duck impersonation, as also seen in his [[Son-Chu Review]] video released six years later. He even heavily referenced the song and its singer, Spike Jones, in a [[July 2015]] posting and credited them as a source of inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HEILFART1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Those are meant to be asses, even though they look like small tumors or testicles.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2015]]—[[February 2010|five years]] after the original publication—Chris [[retcon|revised]] [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to replace [[Homos|homosexuals]] with &amp;quot;[[nombie-zazis]]&amp;quot;; however, the story retains the &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; as the cure for the threat. In [[July 2015|July of that same year]], Chris was commissioned to make a [[Sonichu Medallion|Medallion]] of Adolf Hitler. Chris was disgusted by the idea, but not enough to turn down the money. So, as a compromise, he made a medallion of Hitler's face surrounded by butts with disparaging comments inspired by the Spike Jones song &amp;quot;[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Furher's Face]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Der Fuehrer's Face]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He posted pictures of his creation alongside a multi-paragraph explanation that he was a &amp;quot;good person&amp;quot; and didn't endorse Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Following [[BronyCon 2017]], Chris continued to embrace the [[My Little Pony|brony]] lifestyle by wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]] ''everywhere''. That was until a [[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church|peculiar event]] which occurred at his [[church]], when he was handed a note by his pastoral counselor, asking him to remove the horn and ears. According to Chris, in the note, members of the congregation had compared the cosplay to the Nazis, which may have been confusion on Chris's part as the church was addressing the recent [[Wikipedia:Unite the Right rally|neo-Nazi rally]] in nearby [[Charlottesville]]. Despite the congregation demanding this for his own good, Chris interpreted this as a personal attack, and proceeded to write an open letter to one of the ''MLP'' voice actors for feedback – this was never addressed further.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
When the Idea Guys came into power, they implemented numerous references to Nazi Germany with varying degrees of discretion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Early in the saga, the Idea Guys [[Chris and manipulation|convinced]] Chris that [[Akan]] and his Russian forces had invaded [[CWCville]], kidnapping [[Sylvana]]. In response, Chris launched [[Operation BARBarossa]]—an obvious portmanteau of [[Wikipedia:Operation Barbarossa|the failed German invasion of the Soviet Union]] and [[Barb|Chris's mother]]—to rescue her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ultimately, the campaign was a success. In the aftermath, in an epilogue that would concern anyone of reasonable intelligence, Chris remarked that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville Chris]] had initiated the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Final Solution|Fine Ol’ Solution]]&amp;quot; to place the villains of the battle into [[Wikipedia:Nazi concentration camps|prison camps]] with &amp;quot;large ovens to keep the people warm&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Operation BARBarossa is a success]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In December of 2017, Chris announced that the [[Trollbusters]] (presumably alongside other groups that defended CWCville) were being consolidated into a much larger defensive force, known as the &amp;quot;CWCStapo.&amp;quot; An obvious play on the term &amp;quot;Gestapo&amp;quot; that Chris didn't get. Later, in [[January 2018]], Chris stated that the Nazis had infiltrated [[C-197]]. The Idea Guys succeeded in tricking Chris in part by using images from alternative fiction such as ''Wolfenstein'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Man in the High Castle (TV series)|The Man in the High Castle]]''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the looming threat of Nazis, Chris was prompted to create two videos with obvious scripting/orchestration from the Idea Guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the first of these videos, [[Smashing]], Chris was tricked into smashing a beloved [[Christine Doll|comfort doll]] into several pieces under the belief that it had been bugged by Nazi secret agents. In the second of these videos, &amp;quot;[[Get Out, You D*** Nazis]] Chris violently shakes a Christmas tree while cursing the Nazis for invading Equestria and vowing to kick them all out. At the end, Chris spouts a bunch of pointless non-sequitur lines presumably scripted by the Idea Guys. &lt;br /&gt;
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For the reference drawing of [[Perceptor Sonichu]], Chris explained that one of Perceptor's goals is to hunt down the Nazis and their technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a probable Idea Guy move, Chris claimed that his virtual/fictional band, [[Christine and the Hedgehog Boys]] had written a song called &amp;quot;The [[Wikipedia:Nostalgia Critic|Nostalgia Critic]] Did Nothing Wrong!&amp;quot;, in reference to [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome#Management controversy|Doug Walker's controversy]] at the time. This was clearly a further reference to the &amp;quot;Hitler Did Nothing Wrong&amp;quot; meme, devised by [[4chan]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2018 social media posts#Idea Guy 2.0?]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys made Chris believe that CWCville had been invaded by attacking Nazi forces from another dimension, and Chris dedicated most of the second half of ''Sonichu 13'' to the harrowing war to save CWCville from them. After the Idea Guys were removed from power and Chris decided most of what they told him was nonsense, he went about retconning everything relating to Nazis in the comic, and expressed regret that he ever included them in the first place. Chris expressed particular shame in drawing Sonichus as Nazis. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1088987975550144513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Fuehrer's Fursona]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
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Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry Sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of Sonichu 13. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris. This serves as a poignant allegory for [[Chris and Reality]]. The problems and enemies of Chris' fantasy world are easily managed and defeated, but when reality is introduced in a way Chris can't avoid or deny, its extremely destructive. Chris turning the Nazis into Sonichus ties this allegory in a neat little bow: the threat is neutralized by becoming part of his delusional system instead of intruding into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Chris [[Chris and politics|does not advocate]] this political ideology; he is a member of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] and [[Chris and money|relies]] on his [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You frickin' Nazis! I'm gonna kick you all out of [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]!|That time [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|Chris destroyed a Christmas tree]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[There] is that One Time I most regretted and shamed of Having to draw Nazis and Hitler as transformed into my species.|Chris reflects on the ''Nazi comic''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1088987975550144513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWC Nazi.jpg|thumb|right|[[:File:MergeComic3.jpg|FREAKING NAZIS]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
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Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to their interest in ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A#Nazis in CWCville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the Nazis==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Son10revp37.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris retcons [[Homos|homosexuals]] with [[Nombie-zazis]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2006]], Chris won an [[eBay]] bid on a collection of German World War II photographs in a move to appease [[Megan]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Etc ebay bid.PNG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Megan went on to assure Chris that she only thought of the soldiers as &amp;quot;unbearably handsome&amp;quot; because they were stereotypical soldiers, and definitely not because they were Nazis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan has a thing for German soldiers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In an inadvertent foreshadowing, on 28 [[November 2009]], Chris answered a [[Mailbag 5|mailbag question]] from a user claiming to be from Germany. Assuming the name of a Nazi officer from the British sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:'Allo 'Allo!|'Allo 'Allo!]]''—leaving Chris none the wiser—the user asked Chris whether he would commit to a parody of Hitler in a future comic. Chris, repulsed, refuted such plans:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-[[Australatina|boomerang]]-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[December 2009|next month]], another user with a sly Nazi alias [[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles|followed up]] on Chris's previous mailbag answer, asking why Chris would not use the word &amp;quot;swastika&amp;quot; when it has different connotations in different cultures. Chris's response:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|To your first question, interesting, well leave to Hitler to turn the icon into an icon as terrible as when the homosexuals made the rainbow their icon, or even the word that Originally was defined as &amp;quot;Happy&amp;quot; but now is defined as &amp;quot;homo&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonichu12Salute.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Sonichu 12|Yeah...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once again, in [[January 2010]], one &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Dr. Josef Mengele]]&amp;quot; submitted a [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|mailbag question]], seeking Chris's opinion on his study of gay people. Chris's response showed that he identified similarities to the policies of Nazi Germany, but failed to realize that the good doctor was directly quoting said policies:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term &amp;quot;Camp&amp;quot; not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2011, on the 23rd of [[August 2011]], Chris sang the song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot;, from the famous [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]] short of the same name to mock someone he believed was one of his trolls. Chris is apparently a big fan of this short and its title song, as he often sings it unprompted and incorporates it into his Donald Duck impersonation, as also seen in his [[Son-Chu Review]] video released six years later. He even heavily referenced the song and its singer, Spike Jones, in a [[July 2015]] posting and credited them as a source of inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HEILFART1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Those are meant to be asses, even though they look like small tumors or testicles.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2015]]—[[February 2010|five years]] after the original publication—Chris [[retcon|revised]] [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to replace [[Homos|homosexuals]] with &amp;quot;[[nombie-zazis]]&amp;quot;; however, the story retains the &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; as the cure for the threat. In [[July 2015|July of that same year]], Chris was commissioned to make a [[Sonichu Medallion|Medallion]] of Adolf Hitler. Chris was disgusted by the idea, but not enough to turn down the money. So, as a compromise, he made a medallion of Hitler's face surrounded by butts with disparaging comments inspired by the Spike Jones song &amp;quot;[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Furher's Face]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Der Fuehrer's Face]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He posted pictures of his creation alongside a multi-paragraph explanation that he was a &amp;quot;good person&amp;quot; and didn't endorse Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Following [[BronyCon 2017]], Chris continued to embrace the [[My Little Pony|brony]] lifestyle by wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]] ''everywhere''. That was until a [[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church|peculiar event]] which occurred at his [[church]], when he was handed a note by his pastoral counselor, asking him to remove the horn and ears. According to Chris, in the note, members of the congregation had compared the cosplay to the Nazis, which may have been confusion on Chris's part as the church was addressing the recent [[Wikipedia:Unite the Right rally|neo-Nazi rally]] in nearby [[Charlottesville]]. Despite the congregation demanding this for his own good, Chris interpreted this as a personal attack, and proceeded to write an open letter to one of the ''MLP'' voice actors for feedback – this was never addressed further.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
When the Idea Guys came into power, they implemented numerous references to Nazi Germany with varying degrees of discretion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Early in the saga, the Idea Guys [[Chris and manipulation|convinced]] Chris that [[Akan]] and his Russian forces had invaded [[CWCville]], kidnapping [[Sylvana]]. In response, Chris launched [[Operation BARBarossa]]—an obvious portmanteau of [[Wikipedia:Operation Barbarossa|the failed German invasion of the Soviet Union]] and [[Barb|Chris's mother]]—to rescue her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ultimately, the campaign was a success. In the aftermath, in an epilogue that would concern anyone of reasonable intelligence, Chris remarked that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville Chris]] had initiated the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Final Solution|Fine Ol’ Solution]]&amp;quot; to place the villains of the battle into [[Wikipedia:Nazi concentration camps|prison camps]] with &amp;quot;large ovens to keep the people warm&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Operation BARBarossa is a success]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In December of 2017, Chris announced that the [[Trollbusters]] (presumably alongside other groups that defended CWCville) were being consolidated into a much larger defensive force, known as the &amp;quot;CWCStapo.&amp;quot; An obvious play on the term &amp;quot;Gestapo&amp;quot; that Chris didn't get. Later, in [[January 2018]], Chris stated that the Nazis had infiltrated [[C-197]]. The Idea Guys succeeded in tricking Chris in part by using images from alternative fiction such as ''Wolfenstein'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Man in the High Castle (TV series)|The Man in the High Castle]]''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the looming threat of Nazis, Chris was prompted to create two videos with obvious scripting/orchestration from the Idea Guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the first of these videos, [[Smashing]], Chris was tricked into smashing a beloved [[Christine Doll|comfort doll]] into several pieces under the belief that it had been bugged by Nazi secret agents. In the second of these videos, &amp;quot;[[Get Out, You D*** Nazis]] Chris violently shakes a Christmas tree while cursing the Nazis for invading Equestria and vowing to kick them all out. At the end, Chris spouts a bunch of pointless non-sequitur lines presumably scripted by the Idea Guys. &lt;br /&gt;
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For the reference drawing of [[Perceptor Sonichu]], Chris explained that one of Perceptor's goals is to hunt down the Nazis and their technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a probable Idea Guy move, Chris claimed that his virtual/fictional band, [[Christine and the Hedgehog Boys]] had written a song called &amp;quot;The [[Wikipedia:Nostalgia Critic|Nostalgia Critic]] Did Nothing Wrong!&amp;quot;, in reference to [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome#Management controversy|Doug Walker's controversy]] at the time. This was clearly a further reference to the &amp;quot;Hitler Did Nothing Wrong&amp;quot; meme, devised by [[4chan]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2018 social media posts#Idea Guy 2.0?]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Fuehrer's Fursona]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
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Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry Sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of Sonichu 13. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris. This serves as a poignant allegory for [[Chris and Reality]]. The problems and enemies of Chris' fantasy world are easily managed and defeated, but when reality is introduced in a way Chris can't avoid or deny, its extremely destructive. Chris turning the Nazis into Sonichus ties this allegory in a neat little bow: the threat is neutralized by becoming part of his delusional system instead of intruding into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Nazis</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Chris and the Nazis */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Chris [[Chris and politics|does not advocate]] this political ideology; he is a member of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] and [[Chris and money|relies]] on his [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You frickin' Nazis! I'm gonna kick you all out of [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]!|That time [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|Chris destroyed a Christmas tree]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[There] is that One Time I most regretted and shamed of Having to draw Nazis and Hitler as transformed into my species.|Chris reflects on the ''Nazi comic''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1088987975550144513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWC Nazi.jpg|thumb|right|[[:File:MergeComic3.jpg|FREAKING NAZIS]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
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Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to their interest in ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A#Nazis in CWCville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the Nazis==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Son10revp37.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris retcons [[Homos|homosexuals]] with [[Nombie-zazis]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2006]], Chris won an [[eBay]] bid on a collection of German World War II photographs in a move to appease [[Megan]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Etc ebay bid.PNG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Megan went on to assure Chris that she only thought of the soldiers as &amp;quot;unbearably handsome&amp;quot; because they were stereotypical soldiers, and definitely not because they were Nazis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan has a thing for German soldiers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In an inadvertent foreshadowing, on 28 [[November 2009]], Chris answered a [[Mailbag 5|mailbag question]] from a user claiming to be from Germany. Assuming the name of a Nazi officer from the British sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:'Allo 'Allo!|'Allo 'Allo!]]''—leaving Chris none the wiser—the user asked Chris whether he would commit to a parody of Hitler in a future comic. Chris, repulsed, refuted such plans:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-[[Australatina|boomerang]]-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[December 2009|next month]], another user with a sly Nazi alias [[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles|followed up]] on Chris's previous mailbag answer, asking why Chris would not use the word &amp;quot;swastika&amp;quot; when it has different connotations in different cultures. Chris's response:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|To your first question, interesting, well leave to Hitler to turn the icon into an icon as terrible as when the homosexuals made the rainbow their icon, or even the word that Originally was defined as &amp;quot;Happy&amp;quot; but now is defined as &amp;quot;homo&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonichu12Salute.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Sonichu 12|Yeah...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once again, in [[January 2010]], one &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Dr. Josef Mengele]]&amp;quot; submitted a [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|mailbag question]], seeking Chris's opinion on his study of gay people. Chris's response showed that he identified similarities to the policies of Nazi Germany, but failed to realize that the good doctor was directly quoting said policies:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term &amp;quot;Camp&amp;quot; not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2011, on the 23rd of [[August 2011]], Chris sang the song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot;, from the famous [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck]] short of the same name to mock someone he believed was one of his trolls. Chris is apparently a big fan of this short and its title song, as he often sings it unprompted and incorporates it into his Donald Duck impersonation, as also seen in his [[Son-Chu Review]] video released six years later. He even heavily referenced the song and its singer, Spike Jones, in a [[July 2015]] posting and credited them as a source of inspiration.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:HEILFART1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Those are meant to be asses, even though they look like small tumors or testicles.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2015]]—[[February 2010|five years]] after the original publication—Chris [[retcon|revised]] [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to replace [[Homos|homosexuals]] with &amp;quot;[[nombie-zazis]]&amp;quot;; however, the story retains the &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; as the cure for the threat. In [[July 2015|July of that same year]], Chris was commissioned to make a [[Sonichu Medallion|Medallion]] of Adolf Hitler. Chris was disgusted by the idea, but not enough to turn down the money. So, as a compromise, he made a medallion of Hitler's face surrounded by butts with disparaging comments inspired by the Spike Jones song &amp;quot;[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Furher's Face]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Der Fuehrer's Face]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He posted pictures of his creation alongside a multi-paragraph explanation that he was a &amp;quot;good person&amp;quot; and didn't endorse Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Following [[BronyCon 2017]], Chris continued to embrace the [[My Little Pony|brony]] lifestyle by wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]] ''everywhere''. That was until a [[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church|peculiar event]] which occurred at his [[church]], when he was handed a note by his pastoral counselor, asking him to remove the horn and ears. According to Chris, in the note, members of the congregation had compared the cosplay to the Nazis, which may have been confusion on Chris's part as the church was addressing the recent [[Wikipedia:Unite the Right rally|neo-Nazi rally]] in nearby [[Charlottesville]]. Despite the congregation demanding this for his own good, Chris interpreted this as a personal attack, and proceeded to write an open letter to one of the ''MLP'' voice actors for feedback – this was never addressed further.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
When the Idea Guys came into power, they implemented numerous references to Nazi Germany with varying degrees of discretion.&lt;br /&gt;
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Early in the saga, the Idea Guys [[Chris and manipulation|convinced]] Chris that [[Akan]] and his Russian forces had invaded [[CWCville]], kidnapping [[Sylvana]]. In response, Chris launched [[Operation BARBarossa]]—an obvious portmanteau of [[Wikipedia:Operation Barbarossa|the failed German invasion of the Soviet Union]] and [[Barb|Chris's mother]]—to rescue her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ultimately, the campaign was a success. In the aftermath, in an epilogue that would concern anyone of reasonable intelligence, Chris remarked that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville Chris]] had initiated the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Final Solution|Fine Ol’ Solution]]&amp;quot; to place the villains of the battle into [[Wikipedia:Nazi concentration camps|prison camps]] with &amp;quot;large ovens to keep the people warm&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Operation BARBarossa is a success]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In December of 2017, Chris announced that the [[Trollbusters]] (presumably alongside other groups that defended CWCville) were being consolidated into a much larger defensive force, known as the &amp;quot;CWCStapo.&amp;quot; An obvious play on the term &amp;quot;Gestapo&amp;quot; that Chris didn't get. Later, in [[January 2018]], Chris stated that the Nazis had infiltrated [[C-197]]. The Idea Guys succeeded in tricking Chris in part by using images from alternative fiction such as ''Wolfenstein'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Man in the High Castle (TV series)|The Man in the High Castle]]''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the looming threat of Nazis, Chris was prompted to create two videos with obvious scripting/orchestration from the Idea Guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the first of these videos, [[Smashing]], Chris was tricked into smashing a beloved [[Christine Doll|comfort doll]] into several pieces under the belief that it had been bugged by Nazi secret agents. In the second of these videos, &amp;quot;[[Get Out, You D*** Nazis]] Chris violently shakes a Christmas tree while cursing the Nazis for invading Equestria and vowing to kick them all out. At the end, Chris spouts a bunch of pointless non-sequitur lines presumably scripted by the Idea Guys. &lt;br /&gt;
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For the reference drawing of [[Perceptor Sonichu]], Chris explained that one of Perceptor's goals is to hunt down the Nazis and their technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a probable Idea Guy move, Chris claimed that his virtual/fictional band, [[Christine and the Hedgehog Boys]] had written a song called &amp;quot;The [[Wikipedia:Nostalgia Critic|Nostalgia Critic]] Did Nothing Wrong!&amp;quot;, in reference to [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome#Management controversy|Doug Walker's controversy]] at the time. This was clearly a further reference to the &amp;quot;Hitler Did Nothing Wrong&amp;quot; meme, devised by [[4chan]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2018 social media posts#Idea Guy 2.0?]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Fuehrer's Fursona]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
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Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry Sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of Sonichu 13. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris. This serves as a poignant allegory for [[Chris and Reality]]. The problems and enemies of Chris' fantasy world are easily managed and defeated, but when reality is introduced in a way Chris can't avoid or deny, its extremely destructive. Chris turning the Nazis into Sonichus ties this allegory in a neat little bow: the threat is neutralized by becoming part of his delusional system instead of intruding into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a big fan of the ''Spike Jones'' song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot; (made famous by a [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck Cartoon]]). He has referenced the lyrics to it and sang it unprompted in videos such as [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] and [[Son-Chu Review]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Chris [[Chris and politics|does not advocate]] this political ideology; he is a member of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] and [[Chris and money|relies]] on his [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You frickin' Nazis! I'm gonna kick you all out of [[My Little Pony|Equestria]]!|That time [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|Chris destroyed a Christmas tree]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[There] is that One Time I most regretted and shamed of Having to draw Nazis and Hitler as transformed into my species.|Chris reflects on the ''Nazi comic''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1088987975550144513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWC Nazi.jpg|thumb|right|[[:File:MergeComic3.jpg|FREAKING NAZIS]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
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Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to their interest in ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A#Nazis in CWCville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the Nazis==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Son10revp37.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris retcons [[Homos|homosexuals]] with [[Nombie-zazis]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2006]], Chris won an [[eBay]] bid on a collection of German World War II photographs in a move to appease [[Megan]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Etc ebay bid.PNG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Megan went on to assure Chris that she only thought of the soldiers as &amp;quot;unbearably handsome&amp;quot; because they were stereotypical soldiers, and definitely not because they were Nazis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan has a thing for German soldiers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In an inadvertent foreshadowing, on 28 [[November 2009]], Chris answered a [[Mailbag 5|mailbag question]] from a user claiming to be from Germany. Assuming the name of a Nazi officer from the British sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:'Allo 'Allo!|'Allo 'Allo!]]''—leaving Chris none the wiser—the user asked Chris whether he would commit to a parody of Hitler in a future comic. Chris, repulsed, refuted such plans:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-[[Australatina|boomerang]]-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[December 2009|next month]], another user with a sly Nazi alias [[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles|followed up]] on Chris's previous mailbag answer, asking why Chris would not use the word &amp;quot;swastika&amp;quot; when it has different connotations in different cultures. Chris's response:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|To your first question, interesting, well leave to Hitler to turn the icon into an icon as terrible as when the homosexuals made the rainbow their icon, or even the word that Originally was defined as &amp;quot;Happy&amp;quot; but now is defined as &amp;quot;homo&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonichu12Salute.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Sonichu 12|Yeah...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once again, in [[January 2010]], one &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Dr. Josef Mengele]]&amp;quot; submitted a [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|mailbag question]], seeking Chris's opinion on his study of gay people. Chris's response showed that he identified similarities to the policies of Nazi Germany, but failed to realize that the good doctor was directly quoting said policies:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term &amp;quot;Camp&amp;quot; not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HEILFART1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Those are meant to be asses, even though they look like small tumors or testicles.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2015]]—[[February 2010|five years]] after the original publication—Chris [[retcon|revised]] [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to replace [[Homos|homosexuals]] with &amp;quot;[[nombie-zazis]]&amp;quot;; however, the story retains the &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; as the cure for the threat. In [[July 2015|July of that same year]], Chris was commissioned to make a [[Sonichu Medallion|Medallion]] of Adolf Hitler. Chris was disgusted by the idea, but not enough to turn down the money. So, as a compromise, he made a medallion of Hitler's face surrounded by butts with disparaging comments inspired by the Spike Jones song &amp;quot;[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Furher's Face]]&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2015 Facebook Posts#Der Fuehrer's Face]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He posted pictures of his creation alongside a multi-paragraph explanation that he was a &amp;quot;good person&amp;quot; and didn't endorse Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following [[BronyCon 2017]], Chris continued to embrace the [[My Little Pony|brony]] lifestyle by wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]] ''everywhere''. That was until a [[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church|peculiar event]] which occurred at his [[church]], when he was handed a note by his pastoral counselor, asking him to remove the horn and ears. According to Chris, in the note, members of the congregation had compared the cosplay to the Nazis, which may have been confusion on Chris's part as the church was addressing the recent [[Wikipedia:Unite the Right rally|neo-Nazi rally]] in nearby [[Charlottesville]]. Despite the congregation demanding this for his own good, Chris interpreted this as a personal attack, and proceeded to write an open letter to one of the ''MLP'' voice actors for feedback – this was never addressed further.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
When the Idea Guys came into power, they implemented numerous references to Nazi Germany with varying degrees of discretion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Early in the saga, the Idea Guys [[Chris and manipulation|convinced]] Chris that [[Akan]] and his Russian forces had invaded [[CWCville]], kidnapping [[Sylvana]]. In response, Chris launched [[Operation BARBarossa]]—an obvious portmanteau of [[Wikipedia:Operation Barbarossa|the failed German invasion of the Soviet Union]] and [[Barb|Chris's mother]]—to rescue her.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ultimately, the campaign was a success. In the aftermath, in an epilogue that would concern anyone of reasonable intelligence, Chris remarked that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville Chris]] had initiated the &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Final Solution|Fine Ol’ Solution]]&amp;quot; to place the villains of the battle into [[Wikipedia:Nazi concentration camps|prison camps]] with &amp;quot;large ovens to keep the people warm&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Operation BARBarossa is a success]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In December of 2017, Chris announced that the [[Trollbusters]] (presumably alongside other groups that defended CWCville) were being consolidated into a much larger defensive force, known as the &amp;quot;CWCStapo.&amp;quot; An obvious play on the term &amp;quot;Gestapo&amp;quot; that Chris didn't get. Later, in [[January 2018]], Chris stated that the Nazis had infiltrated [[C-197]]. The Idea Guys succeeded in tricking Chris in part by using images from alternative fiction such as ''Wolfenstein'' and ''[[Wikipedia:The Man in the High Castle (TV series)|The Man in the High Castle]]''.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; With the looming threat of Nazis, Chris was prompted to create two videos with obvious scripting/orchestration from the Idea Guys.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the first of these videos, [[Smashing]], Chris was tricked into smashing a beloved [[Christine Doll|comfort doll]] into several pieces under the belief that it had been bugged by Nazi secret agents. In the second of these videos, &amp;quot;[[Get Out, You D*** Nazis]] Chris violently shakes a Christmas tree while cursing the Nazis for invading Equestria and vowing to kick them all out. At the end, Chris spouts a bunch of pointless non-sequitur lines presumably scripted by the Idea Guys. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For the reference drawing of [[Perceptor Sonichu]], Chris explained that one of Perceptor's goals is to hunt down the Nazis and their technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a probable Idea Guy move, Chris claimed that his virtual/fictional band, [[Christine and the Hedgehog Boys]] had written a song called &amp;quot;The [[Wikipedia:Nostalgia Critic|Nostalgia Critic]] Did Nothing Wrong!&amp;quot;, in reference to [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome#Management controversy|Doug Walker's controversy]] at the time. This was clearly a further reference to the &amp;quot;Hitler Did Nothing Wrong&amp;quot; meme, devised by [[4chan]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2018 social media posts#Idea Guy 2.0?]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Fuehrer's Fursona]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry Sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of Sonichu 13. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris. This serves as a poignant allegory for [[Chris and Reality]]. The problems and enemies of Chris' fantasy world are easily managed and defeated, but when reality is introduced in a way Chris can't avoid or deny, its extremely destructive. Chris turning the Nazis into Sonichus ties this allegory in a neat little bow: the threat is neutralized by becoming part of his delusional system instead of intruding into it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a big fan of the ''Spike Jones'' song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot; (made famous by a [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck Cartoon]]). He has referenced the lyrics to it and sang it unprompted in videos such as [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] and [[Son-Chu Review]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Nazis&amp;diff=251949</id>
		<title>Talk:Nazis</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: Created page with &amp;quot;=='Chris and the Nazis' section== So, we're out to finish this bit and polish it up as best we can, right? What do we have to do for it to be considered complete? --~~~~&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;=='Chris and the Nazis' section==&lt;br /&gt;
So, we're out to finish this bit and polish it up as best we can, right? What do we have to do for it to be considered complete? --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 01:24, 4 September 2020 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Nazis</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|Chris [[Chris and politics|does not advocate]] this political ideology; he is a member of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] and [[Chris and money|relies]] on his [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[There] is that One Time I most regretted and shamed of Having to draw Nazis and Hitler as transformed into my species.|Chris reflects on the ''Nazi comic''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1088987975550144513&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWC Nazi.jpg|thumb|right|[[:File:MergeComic3.jpg|FREAKING NAZIS]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
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Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to love of ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.'' Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and the Nazis==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Son10revp37.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris retcons [[Homos|homosexuals]] with [[Nombie-zazis]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2006]], Chris won an [[eBay]] bid on a collection of German World War II photographs in a move to appease [[Megan]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Etc ebay bid.PNG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Megan went on to assure Chris that she only thought of the soldiers as &amp;quot;unbearably handsome&amp;quot; because they were stereotypical soldiers, and definitely not because they were Nazis.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan has a thing for German soldiers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In an inadvertent foreshadowing, on 28 [[November 2009]], Chris answered a [[Mailbag 5|mailbag question]] from a user claiming to be from Germany. Assuming the name of a Nazi officer from the British sitcom ''[[Wikipedia:'Allo 'Allo!|'Allo 'Allo!]]''—leaving Chris none the wiser—the user asked Chris whether he would commit to a parody of Hitler in a future comic. Chris, repulsed, refuted such plans:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his four-[[Australatina|boomerang]]-shaped symbol (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[December 2009|next month]], another user with a sly Nazi alias [[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles|followed up]] on Chris's previous mailbag answer, asking why Chris would not use the word &amp;quot;swastika&amp;quot; when it has different connotations in different cultures. Chris's response:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|To your first question, interesting, well leave to Hitler to turn the icon into an icon as terrible as when the homosexuals made the rainbow their icon, or even the word that Originally was defined as &amp;quot;Happy&amp;quot; but now is defined as &amp;quot;homo&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonichu12Salute.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Sonichu 12|Yeah...]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once again, in [[January 2010]], one &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Dr. Josef Mengele]]&amp;quot; submitted a [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|mailbag question]], seeking Chris's opinion on his study of gay people. Chris's response showed that he identified similarities to the policies of Nazi Germany, but failed to realize that the good doctor was directly quoting said policies:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image. If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced. With such, I would recommend the term &amp;quot;Camp&amp;quot; not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:HEILFART1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Those are meant to be asses, even though they look like small tumors or testicles.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2015]]—[[February 2010|five years]] after the original publication—Chris [[retcon|revised]] [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to replace [[Homos|homosexuals]] with &amp;quot;[[nombie-zazis]]&amp;quot;; however, the story retains the &amp;quot;straight blood&amp;quot; as the cure for the threat. In [[July 2015 Facebook Posts|July of that same year]], Chris was commissioned to make a [[Sonichu Medallion|Medallion]] of Adolf Hitler. Chris was disgusted by the idea, but not enough to turn down the money. So, as a compromise, he made a medallion of Hitler's face surrounded by butts with disparaging comments inspired by the Spike Jones song [Donald Duck impersonation|Der Furher's Face]]. He posted pictures of his creation alongside a multi-paragraph explanation that he was a &amp;quot;good person&amp;quot; and didn't endorse Nazism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Following [[BronyCon 2017]], Chris continued to embrace the [[My Little Pony|brony]] lifestyle by wearing his [[unicorn cosplay]] ''everywhere''. That was until a [[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church|peculiar event]] which occurred at his [[church]], when he was handed a note by his pastoral counselor, asking him to remove the horn and ears. According to Chris, in the note, members of the congregation had compared the cosplay to the Nazis, which may have been confusion on Chris's part as the church was addressing the recent [[Wikipedia:Unite the Right rally|neo-Nazi rally]] in nearby [[Charlottesville]]. Despite the congregation demanding this for his own good, Chris interpreted this as a personal attack, and proceeded to write an open letter to one of the ''MLP'' voice actors for feedback – this was never addressed further.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#On wearing the unicorn cosplay to church]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Idea Guys===&lt;br /&gt;
When the Idea Guys came into power, they implemented numerous references to Nazi Germany – some overtly and the rest discreetly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For the reference drawing of [[Perceptor Sonichu]], Chris explained that one of Perceptor's goals is to hunt down the Nazis and their technology.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a probable Idea Guy move, Chris claimed that his virtual/fictional band, [[Christine and the Hedgehog Boys]] had written a song called &amp;quot;The [[Wikipedia:Nostalgia Critic|Nostalgia Critic]] Did Nothing Wrong!&amp;quot;, in reference to [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome#Management controversy|Doug Walker's controversy]] at the time. This was clearly a further reference to the &amp;quot;Hitler Did Nothing Wrong&amp;quot; meme, devised by [[4chan]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2018 social media posts#Idea Guy 2.0?]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Der Fuehrer's Fursona]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry Sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of Sonichu 13. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris. This serves as a poignant allegory for [[Chris and Reality]]. The problems and enemies of Chris' fantasy world are easily managed and defeated, but when reality is introduced in a way Chris can't avoid or deny, its extremely destructive. Chris turning the Nazis into Sonichus ties this allegory in a neat little bow: the threat is neutralized by becoming part of his delusional system instead of intruding into it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a big fan of the ''Spike Jones'' song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot; (made famous by a [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck Cartoon]]). He has referenced the lyrics to it and sang it unprompted in videos such as [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] and [[Son-Chu Review]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Akan&amp;diff=251731</id>
		<title>Akan</title>
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{{quote|Akan’s message of worshipping him as leader of all worlds will be broadcasted subliminally, and his reign will spread into Our World from our Sister Dimension there!|Chris on why Hasbro should not reboot [[My Little Pony]].&amp;lt;ref name=schizo&amp;gt;[[August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Akan.png|thumb|This motherfucker looks like [[wikipedia:Carpenter Brut|Carpenter Brut]] music should be playing everywhere he goes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Akan''' is the main villain of the 2015 action film ''[[wikipedia:Hardcore Henry|Hardcore Henry]]'' and a villain introduced into ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' by the [[Idea Guys]].&amp;lt;ref name=qa&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He is a Russian billionaire and crime lord with powerful psychic abilities. Akan is significant for being the first major Sonichu antagonist to not be associated with [[Count Graduon]] or the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]. As of the end of [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]], Akan is apparently the only villain introduced in the story that is still active, the others either being subdued, destroyed or redeemed. Inexplicably, Chris also believes Akan will conquer the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' universe, and then our own, should the corporation Hasbro reboot the franchise; this serves as a partial justification for [[My Little Pony Protests|his ongoing protests of ''My Little Pony'' Generation 4.5 and the inevitable arrival of Generation 5 that will soon follow]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Akan was most likely added to the comic because of the [[Idea Guys]] obsession with ''Payday 2'', a game in which Akan had a small cameo as a cross-promotional event for ''Hardcore Henry''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Red Forest audio clip==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|But what really won Chris over was this first-time audio I did to make him think the Neptunia characters were in our world, and this was a battle between them and the mystery Russian Billionaire's forces.|The original Idea Guy.&amp;lt;ref name=qa&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Akan is featured in [[Red Forest]], one of the audio clips mixed by the original Idea Guy in order to influence Chris's beliefs. In it, John Yamada (Idea Guy's character) and some of the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' goddesses are attacked by Akan; the audio composed of voice clips taken from various media.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Events of ''[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]''==&lt;br /&gt;
Akan, alongside Monika from ''Doki Doki Literature Club'' and several evil CPUs from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', launched a full-scale assault on the city of [[CWCville]] in 2018, with Akan being backed up by an army of Russian mercenaries. Throughout his brief time in the comic, Akan is shown to have powers and abilities similar to Chris, making him somewhat of an evil counterpart to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The invading forces were able to take over the Subdivision Area of CWCville, with Akan taking over the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] and imposed a puppet mayor through whom he could rule. Chris destroyed the mall with a nuclear explosion to thwart Akan. Shortly later, Chris restored the mall and all the people in in, save for Akan, assuming he was dead.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CPUBattle.jpg|thumb|left|Fan art depicting [[CPU Blue Heart]] fighting Akan as a dragon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Akan survived and shortly after, moved in to the C-197 version of Chris' home just to vandalize it. This enraged Chris, who sent the CWCville Defense Force to find and captured him. However, he escaped and vanished from the comic thereafter. Later, [[Magi-Chan]] tells Chris that Akan has been posing as [[Godjesus]] to people in visions to manipulate and confuse them. This leads Chris to conclude that his previous &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from of God speaking to him were actually Akan fooling him. This revelation is one of Chris' major motivations for renouncing Christianity and worshiping the &amp;quot;CPU Goddesses&amp;quot; from Neptunia.&lt;br /&gt;
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Akan's current whereabouts and status are unknown, though it's likely he is still active. With Count Graduon becoming a good guy, it's possible Akan may take his place as the main antagonist of the comic. It's briefly mentioned in ''Sonichu'' #13 that CWCville has problems with gang wars between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia. It's possible Akan is connected to the Russian Mob.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Idea Guys==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris maintained belief in Akan after the ousting of the Idea Guys. In August 2018, reacting to news that Hasbro would reboot its ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchise, Chris tried to convince the corporation that if they proceeded, Akan would be able to conquer Equestria, a setting in the ''My Little Pony'' franchise, and then use his powers to plant [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|subliminal messages]] to manipulate [[reality]].&amp;lt;ref name=schizo&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hasbro did not respond to Chris's pleas.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Akan as a coping mechanism==&lt;br /&gt;
Though the idea that Akan was imitating God may have originally come from the Idea Guys, Chris is still 100% convinced it really happened and uses that as the reason none of his &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from God ever came true. This is quite clearly a way to maintain his delusions of grandeur and supernatural importance despite their contradictions to reality. God appeared to you but told you the wrong thing? It must be a supervillain posing as him! It couldn't possibly be that you were just imagining it all, or that you don't really have magical powers and aren't part of a magical prophecy! The most logical explanation is that an evil Russian crime boss with magic powers is secretly after you!&lt;br /&gt;
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The Akan theory allows Chris to maintain his fantasy of godlike-power and importance without having to question why his predictions never seem to come true. It's also sad to know that a villain from a gimmicky, mediocre action movie inspired someone to renounce their religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Cwcville's Restoration */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris &amp;quot;retired&amp;quot; from being mayor of CWCville, 2017&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], &amp;quot;quick-ville&amp;quot;), also stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent, self-governing city-state in the state of [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]] in the parallel dimension of [[C-197]]. It is a quasi-socialist free-market settlement with a relatively authoritarian [[CWCville Mayoral Office|regime]] ruling over a superficial democracy. Chris believes that CWCville is [[Chris and reality|real]], and uses the city as a way to “[[Chris and escapism|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;cwcville-reality&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 9, Page 6.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville is the setting of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] is Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;cwcville-reality&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life. &lt;br /&gt;
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It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the Jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, such as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkop]]s and resurrecting his dead dog, is due to the fact that in CWCville, his will is supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but &amp;quot;a clean, secure, orderly and safe city.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming &amp;quot;I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt; Chris-chan discusses &amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=p32&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In February 2011, Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city &amp;quot;still stands strong today within my own mind and hands.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on &amp;quot;CWCville&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy. &lt;br /&gt;
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Given Chris's humongous ego, it's surprising that he didn't give himself Presidency over a whole country to begin with, or better yet, a whole fucking planet. It may be that this apparent restraint on Chris's part is evidence of his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of Ruckersville and nearby Charlottesville. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait which is typically seen only in young children who have yet to experience enough of life to develop an understanding that there is more to the world than their immediate surroundings. Yet even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy, in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris, in his stunted imagination, has only titled himself mayor of a city, which based on his maps consists of so few buildings it would only qualify as a village or hamlet in real life (although this could also be explained by his physical and mental laziness). He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu  Hyrule [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]], but he actually let someone else rule it. All this suggests that, at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early grade school age child.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Etymology==&lt;br /&gt;
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] featured a &amp;quot;'''Cwick City''' Gym&amp;quot;, while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings &amp;quot;'''Cwicville'''&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;'''Cwickville'''&amp;quot;. A sign on the door to his room reads &amp;quot;Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym&amp;quot;. It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.) &lt;br /&gt;
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Without knowing the &amp;quot;correct&amp;quot; pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that &amp;quot;CWCville&amp;quot;, unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to pronounce, unless you're Welsh, in which case it would be pronounced &amp;quot;cookville&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Geography and location ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:CWCville's zip code.png |thumb|CWCville's zip code, prior to the [[Idea Guy]] Saga.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris began promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. However, there was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the [[Wikipedia:Kantō region|Kantō region]] in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square]], from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Sonichu #6]], one of the portals leading to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Today, Chris uses so-called &amp;quot;[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions&amp;quot; to get there.&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville's [[wikipedia:ZIP Code|ZIP Code]] was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], which is an unused code [[wikipedia:List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|allocated]] to Brockton, Massachusetts.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris has since changed the ZIP Code twice, as if it was possible through &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;dictatorial&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; mayoral decree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change their ZIP Code.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; on 7 October 2017, Chris declared the ZIP Code to be 16429, which is an unused code allocated to the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A month later, on 19 November, Chris announced that CWCville's ZIP Code had changed again to 69488: that change raised suspicions that the [[Idea Guy]]s (who were active around the time) may be responsible, because 69488 is the postal code for [[wikipedia:Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau]] in Germany, which shares its name with the infamous Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Government and politics==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Note how Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville, in fact all records and symbols of the old regime appear to have been erased (like the Roman practice of [[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|''damnatio memoriae'']], where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death). Another theory is that Bob served as a regent while Chris was growing up as there was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaifeng,_Prince_Chun real life example]. It is unknown if Bob died before passing CWCville over to his son, as he has yet to be seen in the comic. However, since Chris believes CWCVille exists in an alternate universe, and the events in the comic seem to broadly mirror Chris's own reality (insofar as is pleasing to him), it can be assumed that Bob was still alive while Chris was mayor. This, coupled with the complete absence of any visual evidence of Bob's rule, suggests that Chris overthrew him, and perhaps still has him rotting in secret imprisonment somewhere. However, between Chris's stunted writing ability, laziness and ad-hoc manner of storytelling, it's unlikely we'll ever know for certain.&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville is, in theory, part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice, it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to U.S. ideals. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a &amp;quot;King/Queen thing&amp;quot; for which there is no voting.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, &amp;quot;advised&amp;quot; by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The right to vote has &amp;quot;even&amp;quot; been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the &amp;quot;game plan&amp;quot; as a ''fait accompli''. In all, CWCVille's government more resembles an absolute monarchy or the Roman Republic under Caesar than any American polity.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. Note the &amp;quot;SS&amp;quot; runes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artists representation of a riot in Cwcville.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]], even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Assad family|Assad dynasty]] in Syria&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier]] [[Wikipedia:François Duvalier|dynasty]] in Haiti&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila]] [[Wikipedia:Joseph Kabila|dynasty]] in DR Congo&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty]] in North Korea&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;The [[Wikipedia:Pahlavi dynasty|Pahlavi dynasty]] in Iran&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [[Wikipedia:Doublethink|he was always the ruler]] and that there would be no further elections.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A self-proclaimed police force don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of &amp;quot;protecting&amp;quot; the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] are arrested and subjected to a show trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Jackie Chat #3&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, and the Mayor's hedgehog friends receive free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office, not unlike Soviet nomenklatura.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In February 2017, prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He has also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Instead, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was ever elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is too much [[stress]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===2017 Elections===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - .]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of November 2017, Chris said that a mayoral election was to take place, with several candidates running. He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor who is well known for his role in the Mummy movies&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - First Chairman of [[China]] from 1945 to 1976&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Allison Amber]] - Current mayor of Cwcville&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Augusto Pinochet|Augusto Pinochet]] - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990&lt;br /&gt;
*Vladimir Putin - Current President of Russia&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game PAYDAY 2, who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area&lt;br /&gt;
*Vladimir Putin&lt;br /&gt;
*Brendan Fraser&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of Cwcville Police Department would take place. His candidates were&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Manuel Pardo Jr - An ex-cop turned spree shooter who was convicted of 9 murders&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega]] [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Gein|Edward Geen]] [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Prison Camps===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Main|Operation BARBarossa}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]] war are sent to be reformed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Economy==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story &amp;quot;soup hotels&amp;quot; house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;). The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strangely enough, Sonichu and Rosechu, both being too lazy to work, get $3,500 per month, (as shown in [[Mailbag 21]]), which is unusually a large sum of [[Chris and money|money]] for a [[monthly tugboat]]. This, also coupled with the unusually high homelessness rate, could tell us that CWCville possibly severely overtaxes its citizens to feed its [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|delusional, power-hungry dictator's]] multiple [[Dating Education|vanity]] [[TrollBusters|projects]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris claims that the city has &amp;quot;a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york,&amp;quot; and is on the stock exchange.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Jackie Chat #3&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Currency ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CWCville also mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what &amp;quot;quarter&amp;quot; means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red &amp;quot;W&amp;quot;, while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to shore up foreign &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;currency reserves&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; spending money for a tottering dictatorship.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris on 19 November 2019,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and assuming that [[wikipedia:SIX Interbank Clearing|SIX Interbank Clearing]] chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = [[wikipedia:US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}]] 2.50,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which puts the CWCville quarter only behind [[wikipedia:Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait]], [[wikipedia:Bahraini dinar|Bahrain]] and [[wikipedia:Omani rial|Oman]] in terms of purchasing power.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&amp;amp;date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&amp;amp;date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In reality, the irrational command economy and the ongoing [[Financhu Crisis|debt crisis]] in real-life means that the parallel (black market) rates may command a huge discount… [[wikipedia:Hungarian pengő#End of the pengő|something like]] {{abbr|USD|US Dollar}} 1 = {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 4×10&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;29&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Invasion of Cwcville ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Sonichu 13}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of Cwcville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring Cwcville would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like Cwcville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their ween ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that Cwcville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into Cwcville's newly established prison camps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of Australatina. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of Cwcville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath Cwcville (presumably created by Simonla didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing Cwcville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around Cwcville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Idea Guys were ween morons, they managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make Cwcville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor rape and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Cwcville's Restoration ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] is still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, Cwcville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about Cwcville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the COVID-19 epidemic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Twin towns ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Rollin' and Trollin']]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.&amp;lt;ref name=p32/&amp;gt; Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with &amp;quot;C&amp;quot;, but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it &amp;quot;the most important one&amp;quot; of these &amp;quot;C-Villes&amp;quot;; as if Cincinnati or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, were less important than Charlottesville.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as Cwcville's ruler.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's deception of CWCville's beloved Mayor.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;dictator&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; director on his throne.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville will look like once Chris passes away and it is forgotten.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of Cwcville.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan videos==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = CWCville Tour Video&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|bbHypp3ziBQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = MycalFelps&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[May 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CWCverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional places]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:Akan</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Payday */&lt;/p&gt;
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I think the reason why Akan was important in the idea guy saga, if I recall, was because the idea guys got Chris to play Payday 2 wherein there is a Hardcore Henry DLC where you scan clones from one of Akan's labs in Russia. This I feel would be worth mentioning as I doubt Chris knows of the character outside of Payday 2. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 03:55, 24 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I would definitely mention the fact that he was in Payday 2 and that Chris has played the game (I know there is a source for the latter, probably on one of the gaming pages) but unless there is evidence of Chris relating the two, I don't think we should be conjecturing - it could very well be a coincidence. I do recall that there is a tweet somewhere in the social media articles where he finally watched Hardcore Henry long after the fact. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 07:58, 24 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It's extremely relevant given the Idea Guys' obsession with Payday 2 and how they even turned Alec into a Payday villain. Shit, we might even need to make a Payday article! --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:48, 24 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Page of the Week! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just making this entry to say that I'm elated this article got page of the week. I joined the Cwcki wanting to update the Sonichu lore articles and raise awareness of all the insanity that had befallen Cwcville since the Dimensional Merge saga began. I'm really happy to see I achieved my goal and I hope this generates even more interest in Sonichu lore and the insane changes Chris has made to his little world. --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:47, 24 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:Akan</title>
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I think the reason why Akan was important in the idea guy saga, if I recall, was because the idea guys got Chris to play Payday 2 wherein there is a Hardcore Henry DLC where you scan clones from one of Akan's labs in Russia. This I feel would be worth mentioning as I doubt Chris knows of the character outside of Payday 2. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 03:55, 24 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I would definitely mention the fact that he was in Payday 2 and that Chris has played the game (I know there is a source for the latter, probably on one of the gaming pages) but unless there is evidence of Chris relating the two, I don't think we should be conjecturing - it could very well be a coincidence. I do recall that there is a tweet somewhere in the social media articles where he finally watched Hardcore Henry long after the fact. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 07:58, 24 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Page of the Week! ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just making this entry to say that I'm elated this article got page of the week. I joined the Cwcki wanting to update the Sonichu lore articles and raise awareness of all the insanity that had befallen Cwcville since the Dimensional Merge saga began. I'm really happy to see I achieved my goal and I hope this generates even more interest in Sonichu lore and the insane changes Chris has made to his little world. --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:47, 24 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Simonla Rosechu</title>
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{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|About on or before August 26, [[2008]], I had received an e-mail from [[Evan George]], who went by evang7@gmail.com as well as themaskedavenger@gmail.com, submitting his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Fan Art]] to me. The then later submitted his idea for &amp;quot;Simonchu&amp;quot;; it did not strike me as good at first. But for a few months, I had wanted to create a Ground-Type [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] Character; I felt that I had ENOUGH Sonichu Characters, so '''from &amp;quot;Simonchu&amp;quot;''', I created Simonla Rosechu (playing off of the name of Simone).|Chris, 9 [[September 2009]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu&amp;amp;diff=8058&amp;amp;oldid=5231]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time. Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever. Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.|Chris, 2 [[February 2010]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Simonla Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 1988  &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of death'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 9 August 2008 (later revived)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ground/Electric&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown; raised by Sandslash&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Rosey]]  &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Residence'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Treehouse in CWCville&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Occupation'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Building constructor and architect&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simonlaweed.jpg|thumb|This picture is what sums up Simonla's character; [[Rosechu|Empty, soul-less and craving for a shit-load of pickles.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (pronounced [sɪˈmoːnlə]) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] with the intelligence of a &amp;quot;cinder-block&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(per the words of [[Sandy|her clone]])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion, and she was dead. [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Or so they thought]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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She was originally a [[trolls|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', until [[Chris]] added breasts, a [[china]] and turned him into Simonla. Her bizarre name is probably meant to suggest &amp;quot;Simon the Rosechu&amp;quot;, ''la'' being the [[Spanish]] word for &amp;quot;the&amp;quot;; cf. [[Megagi La Skunk]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Simonla is a cross between different characters:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Amy Rose]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Simon the Digger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Wolverine (comics)|Wolverine]] &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Things Chris Has Ripped Off#Western Comics]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by a pair of Sandslash in response to Evan's explanation of her origin.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Evan]] eventually presents his own version of events in it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild Sonichu]] is heterosexual to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately, [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]]. One should disregard Chris's claim that she was raised by a pair of [[Wikipedia:Sandslash|Sandslash]], as this violates the same &amp;quot;brother/sister agreement&amp;quot; Chris desired so much due to Simonchu's Beedrill parentage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oddly enough, Simonla appears to [[Speech impediment|speak]] in [[CWC-isms]], including &amp;quot;y'all&amp;quot;. This could be Chris attempting to make her more &amp;quot;cool&amp;quot;, or, more likely, just another example of Chris' [[Chris and writing|shitty writing]] and\or [[Chris and english|spelling]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Simonla and [[Zapina]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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In October 2017, Chris came up with a &amp;quot;short&amp;quot; background story for Simonla, and her connection to Zapina. His post on Facebook said:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Simonla and Zapina, each hatched in the forest, distant apart, alone. Simonla Rosey had found family with an adult, male Sandslash, who adopted her as his own daughter. Meanwhile, Zapina, with very small wings which will grow larger in evolution, had to fend for herself for quite a while. Simonla evolved at a high level of 18, which her daddy Sandslash had upped her experience very well and quick with lots of digging and burrowing and such survival. Shortly after evolving, Simonla Rosech saw a distant yellow bug who was trying to fly, but was having difficulty. Simonla went to her and offered to help. Little Zapina Rosey was curious, and she felt she could do better with help, so she approached Simonla, and after picking her up and giving her a hug, Zapina evolved. Simonla took Zapina in as a little sister, and taught her everything she knew, and they learned more from each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Sandslash led the two of them underground to the city of Cwcville, near the early construction of one of the towers. A steel beam was falling from a mile up onto a worker, and Simonla rushed to the rescue by jumping over the six-foot tall worker and caught the beam; wielding it over her right shoulder with very little sweat. She was hired in the spot to learn and help on the Cwcville Construction Crew. Zapina followed to help her as a protege organizer.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside CWCville University talking to Zapina, who is 14 and wants to strip despite those &amp;quot;dumb child protection Laws&amp;quot; that Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as &amp;quot;her best friend,&amp;quot; and instructs her to get a &amp;quot;16-year-old boy&amp;quot; instead of being productive with her time, like focusing on her schoolwork.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Development==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My Sonichu fancharacter.&lt;br /&gt;
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Simonchu&lt;br /&gt;
Age: 14&lt;br /&gt;
Ground/Electric&lt;br /&gt;
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Simonchu was originally a [[Pikachu]], raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when [[Perfect Chaos]] attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.&lt;br /&gt;
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until today...&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
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Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Three months later, Chris did use the character, claiming that he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, &amp;quot;My shell is removable!&amp;quot; He also added red &amp;quot;[[Honor roll|secondary infrared eyelids]]&amp;quot; (commonly mistaken for eye infection) due to a similar mix-up with Simonchu's goggles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by [[Wikipedia:Beedrill|Beedrill]], though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from [[Wikipedia:Simon (Gurren Lagann)|Simon]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sie-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that: &lt;br /&gt;
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*Chris has never seen ''Gurren Lagann'' before, much to the relief of many fans&lt;br /&gt;
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sie-mon-la''.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking the Core Drill for a shark's tooth necklace.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed on Simonla's [[CWCipedia]] page that in Episode 20 he will introduce [[Simonchu]] as a Ground- (and only Ground-) type. This never happened. Only in the next episode was Simonchu given a minor cameo (and then never fully identified) as Simonla's assassin.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Forced romance===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase &amp;quot;Opposites Attract.&amp;quot;|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]] at 02:21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but it ended up creating [[:Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris elaborated on their forced romance to [[Julie]] in [[Mumble 3#00:14:12 Bob and Snorlax|Mumble 3]], saying that he thought their romance seemed unlikely because they were so different. While it would be reasonable to assume he was referring to different cultural backgrounds or beliefs, he went on to clarify that he was talking about the fact that Simonla was a Ground-type and Wild was a Grass-type, two things he apparently believed had nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Evan's response===&lt;br /&gt;
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In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that asking him to kill off a one-dimensional fictional secondary character devoid of any personality was monstrous. Evan blackmailed Chris by buying adspace on the CWCipedia and putting oversized pro-gay ads over the site. The whole [[Chris and negotiation|negotiation]] can be best understood through the extensive [[Alec Benson Leary calls|calls]] between Chris and ''[[Asperchu]]'' creator [[Alec Benson Leary]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Evan [[Mailbag 35#DO_IT_FAGGOT|tried again]], tired of it all, but Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed Alec Benson Leary, to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends in ''Asperchu''. While Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is actually bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persisted with his refusal, maintaining that killing Wild's girlfriend was evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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The back-and-forth continued in [[Mailbag 43#...Well.2C_this_is_disturbing.21|Mailbag 43]], where Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomaniacal statements yet. He stated that Simonla &amp;quot;didn't want&amp;quot; to leave [[CWCville]], and that Evan himself &amp;quot;moves on&amp;quot; under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers]]. Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have theoretically come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design was more or less a coincidence:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of &amp;quot;Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina&amp;quot;; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris showing that he believes making a character is as simple as starting out with a base and mix-and-matching accessories, [[Mailbag 44#I_want_to_see_Simonla_die_so_very_badly|Mailbag 44]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Mailbag 52#Chris_discusses_his_inspirations.2C_and..._huh.3F|Mailbag 52]], Evan shot back that ''&amp;quot;The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human.&amp;quot;'' The concept of two intrusive Great Directors making contradictory canon statements in a single universe was too baffling for Chris to comprehend.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris denies reality===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 2 February 2010&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 53]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.&lt;br /&gt;
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Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle, largely because Chris still holds to a child-like belief that Simonla is, in some sense, [[Chris and reality|real]], and that killing her in the comic has actual consequences. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never got the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Death==&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Belatedly, however, he made good. On 13 February 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla dies. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet bomb]] in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being treated by [[Bill the Scientist]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The precise nature and location of her injury is not clear. However, in all drawings of her post-injury only her upper body part is seen, and it seems to have been unscathed by the explosion. This suggests that most of the damage was inflicted on her [[China|lower body part]]. In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to &amp;quot;her internal injury,&amp;quot; the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and the previously vague identities of the &amp;quot;murderer and his crew&amp;quot;, was, through a couple of edits, established as being Alec and the Asperpedia crew. Furthermore; Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Twitter]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's highly noted that the explosive toilet was ripped from the 1989 film, ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]'', where Mel Gibson's character pulled Danny Glover's character from a toilet that had a bomb attached, just like in the comic. Only instead of killing anyone, the toilet exploded and hits a car. It seems a bit uncharacteristic for Chris to steal from an &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; rated action film, but it should be noted that Chris has a [[Captain's Log|strange habit]] of ripping off stuff he hasn't watched before, so he probably just knows of the famous scene itself and not the source material.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pre-Resurrection==&lt;br /&gt;
===Simonla photo album===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Chris and negotiation|In true CWC fashion]], On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris uploaded to his [[Facebook]] profile a [[:Image:CoverPhoto24May2014.jpeg|new cover photo]] featuring [[Lego]] figures of his various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], Simonla clearly among them. In this photo, Simonla appears to be missing her legs. Later on the same day Chris uploaded to Facebook an album of pictures featuring Simonla's Lego figure, in which she is seen with her legs back. Two days afterwards Chris added to the album two photos of [[Sandy Rosechu]]. These pictures are reproduced below, but are hidden from the viewers due to the mature nature of one of the images.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{gallery&lt;br /&gt;
|Gallery of Simonla&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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image:SimonlaAlbumPicture1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture2.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture3.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture4.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture5.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture6.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture7.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture8.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:ImonlaAlbumPicture9.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture10.jpeg|Yes, this is what you think it is.&lt;br /&gt;
image:LegoSandyRosechu.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:Wild'sFamily.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lego Simonla.jpg|Simonla on display, from his Imgur account.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The horrific picture of Wild having sex with Simonla, humorously called [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|ShecameforWild]] by some Chris watchers, was removed by Chris a couple of hours after it was uploaded, possibly due to criticism he received for it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Facebook Anouncement and Responses===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Kim Wilson]] was understandably dumbfounded by Simonla's photo album, as she remembered that Simonla was supposed to be dead - Chris having ''promised'' Evan to kill her off or otherwise remove her. Accordingly, she asked Chris on Facebook to clarify the matter: &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|&lt;br /&gt;
24 May 2014&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian Weston Chandler, wasn't this character supposed to die? If that's correct, and I'm remembering this correctly, then making this public post is bragging about your dishonesty. A man is only as good as his word. I know you're better than that, Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris replied to Kim by stating that, against all apparent evidence, Simonla was now alive and well:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|She was, but I had revived her, and I will eventually redraw the pages showing that she is NOT dead. The death was Troll-Influenced, so therefore I have undone that mistake.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Kim, realising Chris was flagrantly [[Chris and Hypocrisy|contradicting himself]], was not satisfied by the reply:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|It doesn't matter what inspired your art, I'm talking about the promise that you made to someone. Don't break your promises, Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris responded bafflingly with two comments, the first just a [[Random-access humor|random]] [[Chris and Music|song]] and the second [[Autism|rambling on about needless details]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Everyone, sing along: I don't care. I don't care. Oh, look, a Free Hat! I don't care.]] You can put on clean [[muscle bra|bra]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]]. 'Cause I Don't Care.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I will do what I want, when I want, and no troll is going to rewrite MY history. Simonla Rosechu Lives On as a Model Construction Working Mother of Sandy with her husband, Wild Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S. The voltorb was properly diffused and released back into the wilds of Kanto's abandoned electric plant. The damn trolls were still put under arrest. No bloody punishment was ensued upon the guilty; I personally beat the living crap out of them AND Daniel Mimms, then let them live out their Life-Long Prison Sentence in the offshore prison stronger than Alcatraz.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|So There.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[William Elliott Waterman]] was understandably bewildered by Chris's song:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|Is that the chaotic combos &amp;quot;what the heck do we care&amp;quot; song, or are you telling us something?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I'm telling you something. And it is in tune to &amp;quot;Hooray for Hollywood&amp;quot;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Simonla as the Lynchpin===&lt;br /&gt;
While Simonla's death may seem insignificant to others, one has to remember that [[Chris and reality|Chris believes his creations to actually exist in a parallel universe.]] In Chris's mind, he had not only killed a being he gave life to and nurtured, but had been forced into it by outside forces.&lt;br /&gt;
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At its core, all of Chris's personal achievements - [[CWCville]] and the entire [[Sonichu]] franchise - represent what can best be described as his personal defense mechanism against reality. Even as late as 2010, Chris was impervious to his countless losses - the various [[Sweetheart]]s he lost, the entire [[Nintendo|Miyamoto Incident]], Chris always managed to recover in short order. The death of a [[Gal-Pal]] was never enough to thwart his [[Love Quest]], and no number of public bans could [[The GAMe PLACe|stop him from trespassing anyway]]. While there are other factors to consider regarding these events, such as his [[Chris and negotiation|sheer stubbornness]], [[Chris and remorse|lack of empathy]] or [[Chris and death|child-like understanding of death]], it's possible that CWCville served as a sanctuary for him during his worst moments.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Asperchu]] Saga, and in particular Evan's request for the removal of Simonla in the comics, represented something Chris had never had to deal with before: outside forces attempting to make changes in a world where his will has always been absolute. While his vast, nameless legion of trolls and his various sweethearts have influenced the comics in the past, it was always through the lens of Chris's own control or approval. Regarding Simonla, Chris was adamantly opposed to the idea of removing her. The significance of being forced to do something that completely went against his own approval cannot be overstated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thus, when Chris finally yielded and killed off Simonla, Chris's sanctuary had finally been breached. For once, Chris had to realize that even in his fantasy world, he was not omnipotent. Even after his execution of those who breached his sanctuary in [[Sonichu #10]], the damage to his personal happy-place had been done. Most significantly of all, he enshrined the damage to his own world in an effort to make the trolling cease. With his world irreversibly stained by this, he effectively abandoned it. No more comics, no more productivity and no more dreams to make Sonichu into a media empire. Thus, Simonla was the lynchpin and turning point for Chris's eventual exodus from his fictional world.&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville's significance as a coping mechanism within Chris's life can't fully be understood without a proper examination of his psyche, but its violation meant that it could no longer be used as a source of comfort. Whilst many can point out the obvious - that learning lessons such as the loss of loved ones are [[Chris and psychology|necessary for normal development]] - Chris has been protected from ever having to face the consequences of his actions repeatedly. Until the moment Simonla died.&lt;br /&gt;
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As such, the Simonla incident is possibly one of the few times that Chris has actually had to deal with reality. The only recourse was to undo it, but since Chris himself enshrined her death and those of the [[Asperpedia Four]] in Sonichu #10, it would not prove to be a simple task. By undoing Simonla's death, he would also have to undo the deaths of several he had already killed and [[Chris and remorse|shown no remorse over]]. Thus, he speaks of attempting to retcon it, or of flat-out reviving her after the fact.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The revival of Simonla is clearly an attempt to rebuild the sanctity of his creation, a dream that will likely never be achieved. More than the obvious problems - of this being essentially an open invitation for those who [[Evan|breached his defenses the first time]], the simple fact remains that not only does this solidify Chris as a blatant liar (as if we needed more evidence of [[List of Chris's Lies|that]]), but it will all essentially come to naught. He cannot ever really return to the world where his view reigned supreme at all times, now that the bitter canker of reality has taken root. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris stated openly that this (among other things) was part of a larger plan by Chris to undo &amp;quot;Troll influences and Manipulations&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Good News]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The rather bitter irony is that should he [[Sonichu 11|go through with it]], it will actually accomplish [[Kick the Autistic|the exact opposite.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Simonla Returns!==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris had already decided Simonla should be alive, it took several years before he actually got off his ass and bring her back in the comic proper. When [[Sonichu 11]] returned from its years-long hiatus, Chris retconned the previous comic to reveal that Simonla survived the voltorb attack because apparently she has [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(character) Wolverine]-style healing powers and her bones are made from a metal more powerful than [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adamantium Adamantium] called &amp;quot;Simatanium&amp;quot;. While the doctors initially believed she had died, it turned out she was just barely hanging on to life by a thread.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Between February and December of that year, Simonla had been in and out of the hospital visiting for her family, bound to a wheelchair. By Christmas, she was finally able to walk again. While under normal circumstances this would be a darkly bittersweet conclusion as her young child was manipulated into brutally murdering a man for what ultimately amounted to a misunderstanding, Chris was also at least kind enough to bring the [[Asperpedia Four]] back to life too, and even gave them a happy moment in the Christmas episode.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ironically enough, the Asperpedia Four tried to kill Simonla for being an empty, soulless clone, but their assassination attempt gave her character an actual conflict, a story arc, depth and significance in the story, thus actually giving her a soul. If it weren't for Alec and the gang trying to blow her up with a toilet bomb she would have continued being another empty vessel. Simonla's brush with death and return to health is probably the most harrowing and complex character arc in the comic and it was pretty much brushed over in two pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although trolls initially speculated the Asperpedia Four would return, pissed that Chris broke his promise and violated their sacred copyright, it turned out that nobody gave a shit because it had been years and wasn't funny anymore, and probably forgot who Simonla even was. So, Chris got his sad coping mechanism/furry plaything, the Asperpedians got to live, readers got new ''Sonichu'' content, and everybody was happy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Simonla later played a small role in [[Sonichu 12]] where she sent a letter to Evan's character, Simonchu, forgiving him for his part in her attempted assassination and asking him to join her family for dinner. While this was by far the most brazen violation of Evan's copyright yet, Evan didn't give a shit and just let Chris have his fun. Simonchu was nearly ''fucking massacred'' by his enraged psycho niece and lightly scolded by Wild, but Simonla came in and told her fucking nutjob family to leave her brother alone because he didn't do anything wrong. Considering that in a previous timeline Wild forced Sandy to drill off his father's penis, Simonchu was understandably disturbed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At dinner, the rest of the family bonded with Simonchu when he told them his harrowing struggle of abuse at the hands of the four, including beats, starvings and being forced to join them for bad movie night. Sandy and Wild realized Simonchu truly was a victim and accepted him into the family. Simonla beamed with pride as her daughter and brother bonded and explored fossils. After years of suffering, pain and nearly dying, Simonla's family was whole again and life was finally happy for her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 13]], Simonla and her underaged daughter were kidnapped by [[Nazis]] and sent to a concentration camp where they and all their friends were brutally raped and forcibly impregnated by Nazi prison guards. The tunnels she created underneath the city also collapsed, devastating her city and destroying her home, allowing it to be conquered by the enemy army.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|This is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|...and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|Even while seeking &amp;quot;Help for Haiti&amp;quot;, Chris can't help claiming that Simonla is not Simonchu and that both characters are his.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SimonlaComesBackToLife.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:SchuComic9P104.jpg|Simonla's underground home (appendix from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]])&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Simonla&amp;amp;SilvanaAmiiboA.jpg|Simonla [[Amiibo]], with [[Silvana]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mega Simonla Rosechu.jpg|Mega Evolution on a TSSSF card&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Evan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kun T’Nyuget]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/ The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Adventures of Simonchu and Niachu]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; DELETED&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.4shared.com/get/MB3hPVxPce/Asperpedia_Recovery_Files.html Archive of recovered Asperpedia comics, including Simonchu]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Rosechu, Simonla}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rosechus]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sandy_Rosechu&amp;diff=250564</id>
		<title>Sandy Rosechu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sandy_Rosechu&amp;diff=250564"/>
		<updated>2020-08-20T14:01:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Later Issues */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Sandy Samantha Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 9 August 2008 (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ground/Electric&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Simonla Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Rosey]] (Soft Sand)&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Yay! This soft sand is fun! [[Pedofork|Thank you, daddy!]]|Sandy, ''[[Sonichu 10]]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Sandy Samantha &amp;quot;[[Sammy]]&amp;quot; Rosechu''' is the bastard daughter of [[Simonla Rosechu]] and [[Wild Sonichu]], with many of the same design elements as the former and none of the latter, making her [[Simonla Rosechu#Development|yet another kludge of a certain Chu]]. Thanks to her father's lust for vengeance overpowering any sort of paternal instincts, she is able to harbor a desire for revenge and ninja-skills at a very young age thanks to her training, and is later shown to not only be ludicrously hostile towards [[JERKS|males]] for seemingly no reason, but also eager to murder anybody that calls her by any form of her middle name. Despite being robbed of her childhood and trained in the art of killing, nobody in [[CWCville]] seems to object to her upbringing, and so the child soldier walks unattended, searching for her next target.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sonichu 10==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SandyKiller.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years...&amp;quot;|Sandy, sadly mistaken for the years of therapy she'll need}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[February 2010]] Chris finally caved to [[Evan#Effort_to_remove_Simonla_from_Sonichu|pressure from Evan]], and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original [[:File:SchuComic11P81.jpg|death page]] to reveal that Wild and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. It should be noted that Wild and Simonla were, as far as we know, never married, so Sandy is a bastard child. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg ruminating about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers caring about [[Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey|the little blessing]]. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Being sensitive and tactful, [[Magi-Chan]] promptly tells her that &amp;quot;Evan killed Mommy&amp;quot; (it was actually [[Alec]])&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_79 79]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_84 84]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Less than a week after her hatching, Wild tricks Sandy into playing with Soft Sand. According to Chris's [[CWCipedia]] ramblings on [[Rosechu (species)#Rosechus and evolution|Rosechu evolution]], a Sandy Rosechu will evolve when it has high happiness and soft sand. This provides a possible explanation for how she was fully grown within one week.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu#Rosechu.27s_Evolution Rosechu's Evolution]; ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_85 p. 85].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is not unlikely that her very name is related to the role of sand in her evolution. The fact that this means Wild essentially stole his daughter's childhood and ''forced'' her to grow up in order to fulfill a revenge fantasy is both incredibly disturbing and completely in-line with the rest of the horrifying content present in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla, she has the intelligence of a fourth-grader. [[Chris and the Law|Naturally]], all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, going as far as to mutilate Evan's genitals, right after displaying psychopathic tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy (a trait shared by Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Damher and Ed Gein, by the way). The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86 86]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_92 92].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; If this wasn't fucked up enough, consider that Evan is technically, by the standards of the [[Chris and reality|CWCiverse]], Sandy's grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==During Hiatus==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|She kind of looks exactly like Simonla, but with  like Lisa Simpson hair.| Alec's response to Sandy, [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_9|9th Phonecall with Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy was basically a giant &amp;quot;Fuck you&amp;quot; to Evan, since she was little more than a smaller version of Simonla with a few cosmetic changes and an epic ''THIRST! FOR! BLOOD!'' Chris even goes into detail that Sandy is basically filling every single role Simonla did, becoming a construction worker, hanging out with [[Zapina]] and basically every single thing Simonla has ever been seen doing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86 page 86]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (which, fortunately, was very little/completely offscreen, and hopefully not also [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex#Incest everything she did for Wild]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[CWCipedia]], she is a good friend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] and in the years prior, attended [[Barbara Chandler|Anneweston Elementary School]] with them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lego Sandy.jpg|thumb|right|[[LEGO]] Sandy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the years the comic lied dormant after the conclusion of Sonichu 10, it was a mystery if Sandy would be a recurring or regular character, or if she'd get sent to [[the Moon]]. Readers speculated that if she became a recurrent character, she'd probably follow in her mother's footsteps and devolve into [[Women's rights|yet another soulless husk]] who lived only to validate the heterosexuality of some random Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris revealed on Facebook that Sandy's mother [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|had come back from the dead]] to rather negative, and later indifferent reception. Readers pondered if this was good news for Sandy as her mother was now alive, or bad news because it meant she was completely pointless now and would be religated to obscurity. However, readers seemed to underestimate Chris' emotional attachment to his hedgehog &amp;quot;family&amp;quot; and didn't realize that now that Sandy was a part of his insane coping mechanism, Chris would never let her disappear as long as he lived.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sonichu 11==&lt;br /&gt;
After years of inactivity, the Sonichu Christmas Special came back from hiatus. It was revealed that Simonla had a powerful healing factor and her bones were made from a powerful metal named &amp;quot;Simatanium&amp;quot; in her honor. Between February and December of that year, Simonla was in and out of the hospital recovering, confined to a wheelchair for most of the later months. Sandy had limited interaction with her mother during the time due to her hospitalization, but after her mother fully recovered on Christmas Day, Simonla finally returned home, and Sandy was able to bond the mother that was almost taken from her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The grisly, gruesome murder Sandy was forced to commit by her father had now been erased from history, and instead her mother's attackers were sent to live in Amish Country. This is mostly because trolls convinced Chris to backtrack on the gorey ending of Sonichu 10, but also partly because he probably realized it was extremely fucked up to have an adult instruct a child to drill a man's cock off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later, Sandy was the first to see her uncle, Simonchu, when he visited their home. Despite Simonchu having very little to do with Simonla's assault, Sandy still went into a psychotic rage and threatened to murder Simonchu. While in light of the recent retcons this may seem like an overreaction, later issues seem to imply Chris' OCs retain memories of previous timelines, which might explain why she's still so fucking psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Simonla manages to calm her crazy ass daughter down, and after Simonchu explains the situation and how he had basically nothing to do with the attack on his sister, Sandy began to warm up to Simonchu. The two later bonded while exploring fossils.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Later Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
Afterwards, Sandy had very little to do in the comics. Chris would occasionally mention her in passing or have her in a crowd shot. Just like he said on the Cwcipedia, Sandy was revealed to go to school with Sonichu's kids and be friends with them, even attending the SLGBT Pride festival together. While initially readers speculated that Simonla's return would reduce Sandy to an extremely minor role in the comic, Simonla was also relegated to the same level of obscurity, making them both equally pointless.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 13]], Simonla's family home is destroyed when the tunnels she dug under CWCville collapse. Sandy, her mother and all her female friends were kidnapped by [[Nazis]], and they were then all gang-raped by Nazi prison guards and forcibly impregnated by Nazi Sonichus to breed new soldiers for their dwindling army. They were all rescued when Chris and an ally brutally slaughtered all the Nazi guards. This horrific event undoubtedly further traumatized her already horribly scarred psyche.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rosechus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Asperchu Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sandy_Rosechu&amp;diff=250563</id>
		<title>Sandy Rosechu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sandy_Rosechu&amp;diff=250563"/>
		<updated>2020-08-20T13:18:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Later Issues */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Sandy Samantha Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 9 August 2008 (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ground/Electric&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Simonla Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Rosey]] (Soft Sand)&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Yay! This soft sand is fun! [[Pedofork|Thank you, daddy!]]|Sandy, ''[[Sonichu 10]]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Sandy Samantha &amp;quot;[[Sammy]]&amp;quot; Rosechu''' is the bastard daughter of [[Simonla Rosechu]] and [[Wild Sonichu]], with many of the same design elements as the former and none of the latter, making her [[Simonla Rosechu#Development|yet another kludge of a certain Chu]]. Thanks to her father's lust for vengeance overpowering any sort of paternal instincts, she is able to harbor a desire for revenge and ninja-skills at a very young age thanks to her training, and is later shown to not only be ludicrously hostile towards [[JERKS|males]] for seemingly no reason, but also eager to murder anybody that calls her by any form of her middle name. Despite being robbed of her childhood and trained in the art of killing, nobody in [[CWCville]] seems to object to her upbringing, and so the child soldier walks unattended, searching for her next target.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sonichu 10==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SandyKiller.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years...&amp;quot;|Sandy, sadly mistaken for the years of therapy she'll need}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[February 2010]] Chris finally caved to [[Evan#Effort_to_remove_Simonla_from_Sonichu|pressure from Evan]], and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original [[:File:SchuComic11P81.jpg|death page]] to reveal that Wild and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. It should be noted that Wild and Simonla were, as far as we know, never married, so Sandy is a bastard child. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg ruminating about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers caring about [[Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey|the little blessing]]. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Being sensitive and tactful, [[Magi-Chan]] promptly tells her that &amp;quot;Evan killed Mommy&amp;quot; (it was actually [[Alec]])&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_79 79]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_84 84]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Less than a week after her hatching, Wild tricks Sandy into playing with Soft Sand. According to Chris's [[CWCipedia]] ramblings on [[Rosechu (species)#Rosechus and evolution|Rosechu evolution]], a Sandy Rosechu will evolve when it has high happiness and soft sand. This provides a possible explanation for how she was fully grown within one week.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu#Rosechu.27s_Evolution Rosechu's Evolution]; ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_85 p. 85].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is not unlikely that her very name is related to the role of sand in her evolution. The fact that this means Wild essentially stole his daughter's childhood and ''forced'' her to grow up in order to fulfill a revenge fantasy is both incredibly disturbing and completely in-line with the rest of the horrifying content present in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla, she has the intelligence of a fourth-grader. [[Chris and the Law|Naturally]], all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, going as far as to mutilate Evan's genitals, right after displaying psychopathic tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy (a trait shared by Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Damher and Ed Gein, by the way). The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86 86]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_92 92].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; If this wasn't fucked up enough, consider that Evan is technically, by the standards of the [[Chris and reality|CWCiverse]], Sandy's grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==During Hiatus==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|She kind of looks exactly like Simonla, but with  like Lisa Simpson hair.| Alec's response to Sandy, [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_9|9th Phonecall with Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy was basically a giant &amp;quot;Fuck you&amp;quot; to Evan, since she was little more than a smaller version of Simonla with a few cosmetic changes and an epic ''THIRST! FOR! BLOOD!'' Chris even goes into detail that Sandy is basically filling every single role Simonla did, becoming a construction worker, hanging out with [[Zapina]] and basically every single thing Simonla has ever been seen doing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86 page 86]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (which, fortunately, was very little/completely offscreen, and hopefully not also [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex#Incest everything she did for Wild]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[CWCipedia]], she is a good friend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] and in the years prior, attended [[Barbara Chandler|Anneweston Elementary School]] with them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lego Sandy.jpg|thumb|right|[[LEGO]] Sandy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the years the comic lied dormant after the conclusion of Sonichu 10, it was a mystery if Sandy would be a recurring or regular character, or if she'd get sent to [[the Moon]]. Readers speculated that if she became a recurrent character, she'd probably follow in her mother's footsteps and devolve into [[Women's rights|yet another soulless husk]] who lived only to validate the heterosexuality of some random Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris revealed on Facebook that Sandy's mother [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|had come back from the dead]] to rather negative, and later indifferent reception. Readers pondered if this was good news for Sandy as her mother was now alive, or bad news because it meant she was completely pointless now and would be religated to obscurity. However, readers seemed to underestimate Chris' emotional attachment to his hedgehog &amp;quot;family&amp;quot; and didn't realize that now that Sandy was a part of his insane coping mechanism, Chris would never let her disappear as long as he lived.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sonichu 11==&lt;br /&gt;
After years of inactivity, the Sonichu Christmas Special came back from hiatus. It was revealed that Simonla had a powerful healing factor and her bones were made from a powerful metal named &amp;quot;Simatanium&amp;quot; in her honor. Between February and December of that year, Simonla was in and out of the hospital recovering, confined to a wheelchair for most of the later months. Sandy had limited interaction with her mother during the time due to her hospitalization, but after her mother fully recovered on Christmas Day, Simonla finally returned home, and Sandy was able to bond the mother that was almost taken from her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The grisly, gruesome murder Sandy was forced to commit by her father had now been erased from history, and instead her mother's attackers were sent to live in Amish Country. This is mostly because trolls convinced Chris to backtrack on the gorey ending of Sonichu 10, but also partly because he probably realized it was extremely fucked up to have an adult instruct a child to drill a man's cock off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later, Sandy was the first to see her uncle, Simonchu, when he visited their home. Despite Simonchu having very little to do with Simonla's assault, Sandy still went into a psychotic rage and threatened to murder Simonchu. While in light of the recent retcons this may seem like an overreaction, later issues seem to imply Chris' OCs retain memories of previous timelines, which might explain why she's still so fucking psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Simonla manages to calm her crazy ass daughter down, and after Simonchu explains the situation and how he had basically nothing to do with the attack on his sister, Sandy began to warm up to Simonchu. The two later bonded while exploring fossils.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Later Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
TBA&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rosechus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Asperchu Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sandy_Rosechu&amp;diff=250562</id>
		<title>Sandy Rosechu</title>
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		<updated>2020-08-20T13:17:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Sandy Samantha Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 9 August 2008 (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ground/Electric&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Simonla Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Rosey]] (Soft Sand)&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Yay! This soft sand is fun! [[Pedofork|Thank you, daddy!]]|Sandy, ''[[Sonichu 10]]''}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Sandy Samantha &amp;quot;[[Sammy]]&amp;quot; Rosechu''' is the bastard daughter of [[Simonla Rosechu]] and [[Wild Sonichu]], with many of the same design elements as the former and none of the latter, making her [[Simonla Rosechu#Development|yet another kludge of a certain Chu]]. Thanks to her father's lust for vengeance overpowering any sort of paternal instincts, she is able to harbor a desire for revenge and ninja-skills at a very young age thanks to her training, and is later shown to not only be ludicrously hostile towards [[JERKS|males]] for seemingly no reason, but also eager to murder anybody that calls her by any form of her middle name. Despite being robbed of her childhood and trained in the art of killing, nobody in [[CWCville]] seems to object to her upbringing, and so the child soldier walks unattended, searching for her next target.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sonichu 10==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SandyKiller.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years...&amp;quot;|Sandy, sadly mistaken for the years of therapy she'll need}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[February 2010]] Chris finally caved to [[Evan#Effort_to_remove_Simonla_from_Sonichu|pressure from Evan]], and agreed to kill off Simonla. He fleshed out the original [[:File:SchuComic11P81.jpg|death page]] to reveal that Wild and Simonla had managed to shit out an egg together. It should be noted that Wild and Simonla were, as far as we know, never married, so Sandy is a bastard child. Moments later, Simonla is fatally wounded in a toilet explosion, and Wild sits on the egg ruminating about how much he and Simonla were looking forward to being parents, in an attempt to make readers caring about [[Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey|the little blessing]]. Shortly after Simonla dies, the abomination hatches and asks where Mommy is. Being sensitive and tactful, [[Magi-Chan]] promptly tells her that &amp;quot;Evan killed Mommy&amp;quot; (it was actually [[Alec]])&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_79 79]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_84 84]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Less than a week after her hatching, Wild tricks Sandy into playing with Soft Sand. According to Chris's [[CWCipedia]] ramblings on [[Rosechu (species)#Rosechus and evolution|Rosechu evolution]], a Sandy Rosechu will evolve when it has high happiness and soft sand. This provides a possible explanation for how she was fully grown within one week.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu#Rosechu.27s_Evolution Rosechu's Evolution]; ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_85 p. 85].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; It is not unlikely that her very name is related to the role of sand in her evolution. The fact that this means Wild essentially stole his daughter's childhood and ''forced'' her to grow up in order to fulfill a revenge fantasy is both incredibly disturbing and completely in-line with the rest of the horrifying content present in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the time Evan, Alec, Mao and Sean go to trial for killing Simonla, she has the intelligence of a fourth-grader. [[Chris and the Law|Naturally]], all four are found guilty and are sentenced to be murdered in the most violent and bloody ways imaginable. Wild, responsible father that he is, encourages Sandy to brutally eviscerate Evan. Sandy does so, going as far as to mutilate Evan's genitals, right after displaying psychopathic tendencies by taking Evan's glasses as a trophy (a trait shared by Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Damher and Ed Gein, by the way). The duo round off this wholesome daddy/daughter bonding activity by delivering the killer blow together.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86 86]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_92 92].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; If this wasn't fucked up enough, consider that Evan is technically, by the standards of the [[Chris and reality|CWCiverse]], Sandy's grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==During Hiatus==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|She kind of looks exactly like Simonla, but with  like Lisa Simpson hair.| Alec's response to Sandy, [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_9|9th Phonecall with Chris]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sandy was basically a giant &amp;quot;Fuck you&amp;quot; to Evan, since she was little more than a smaller version of Simonla with a few cosmetic changes and an epic ''THIRST! FOR! BLOOD!'' Chris even goes into detail that Sandy is basically filling every single role Simonla did, becoming a construction worker, hanging out with [[Zapina]] and basically every single thing Simonla has ever been seen doing&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;''[[Sonichu 10]]'', [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_86 page 86]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (which, fortunately, was very little/completely offscreen, and hopefully not also [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex#Incest everything she did for Wild]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[CWCipedia]], she is a good friend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] and in the years prior, attended [[Barbara Chandler|Anneweston Elementary School]] with them.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Lego Sandy.jpg|thumb|right|[[LEGO]] Sandy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the years the comic lied dormant after the conclusion of Sonichu 10, it was a mystery if Sandy would be a recurring or regular character, or if she'd get sent to [[the Moon]]. Readers speculated that if she became a recurrent character, she'd probably follow in her mother's footsteps and devolve into [[Women's rights|yet another soulless husk]] who lived only to validate the heterosexuality of some random Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris revealed on Facebook that Sandy's mother [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|had come back from the dead]] to rather negative, and later indifferent reception. Readers pondered if this was good news for Sandy as her mother was now alive, or bad news because it meant she was completely pointless now and would be religated to obscurity. However, readers seemed to underestimate Chris' emotional attachment to his hedgehog &amp;quot;family&amp;quot; and didn't realize that now that Sandy was a part of his insane coping mechanism, Chris would never let her disappear as long as he lived.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sonichu 11==&lt;br /&gt;
After years of inactivity, the Sonichu Christmas Special came back from hiatus. It was revealed that Simonla had a powerful healing factor and her bones were made from a powerful metal named &amp;quot;Simatanium&amp;quot; in her honor. Between February and December of that year, Simonla was in and out of the hospital recovering, confined to a wheelchair for most of the later months. Sandy had limited interaction with her mother during the time due to her hospitalization, but after her mother fully recovered on Christmas Day, Simonla finally returned home, and Sandy was able to bond the mother that was almost taken from her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The grisly, gruesome murder Sandy was forced to commit by her father had now been erased from history, and instead her mother's attackers were sent to live in Amish Country. This is mostly because trolls convinced Chris to backtrack on the gorey ending of Sonichu 10, but also partly because he probably realized it was extremely fucked up to have an adult instruct a child to drill a man's cock off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later, Sandy was the first to see her uncle, Simonchu, when he visited their home. Despite Simonchu having very little to do with Simonla's assault, Sandy still went into a psychotic rage and threatened to murder Simonchu. While in light of the recent retcons this may seem like an overreaction, later issues seem to imply Chris' OCs retain memories of previous timelines, which might explain why she's still so fucking psycho.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Simonla manages to calm her crazy ass daughter down, and after Simonchu explains the situation and how he had basically nothing to do with the attack on his sister, Sandy began to warm up to Simonchu. The two later bonded while exploring fossils.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Later Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rosechus]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Asperchu Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Evan&amp;diff=250543</id>
		<title>Evan</title>
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		<updated>2020-08-20T05:14:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* In the comics */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Detailsonichurule34.png|thumb|200px|right|One of Evan's first pieces of Sonichu art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Evan Christopher George''' is a [[troll]] and the original creator of [[Simonchu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rewind to [[2007]]: ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' was found on the Cartoons image board at [[4chan]]. It soon made its way over to the Video Games board. On 3 November, a &amp;quot;fanart&amp;quot; (read: dickgirls) thread for Sonichu was made at /v/ and someone suggested that someone there should do the honors of sending him the e-mails. Thinking it to be a good idea at the time, Evan collected the best images from the thread and a pornographic MS Paint comic he drew (pornographic MS Paint comics being his disgusting yet hilarious specialty to this very day) and sent it to [[Chris]]'s AOL e-mail account.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Masturbating and squirtin'|The reply]] he got shocked a nation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line &amp;quot;[[masturbating and squirtin']]&amp;quot; was the first sign of Chris's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris and Sonichu made for his response (an image ripped out of Sub-Episode 3&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/23/SchuComic4P24.jpg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), with the words &amp;quot;We're Keeping Track.&amp;quot; The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the fanart he had been sending. Eventually Chris threatened to create Evan in ''[[Soul Calibur]] III'' and beat him up, much like he had [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and Evan sent him a drawing of himself just so he could create such a video. However, he never replied and largely forgot these e-mails even happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==After the e-mails==&lt;br /&gt;
After the emails, Evan remained a part of the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up fan art in MS Paint of the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' car from the preview of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], the image was actually used in the comic when it was officially released. Evan was oddly credited by his Encyclopedia Dramatica account name, implying that Chris got the image from ED. However, if he had any sense, he would've realized the same account was used to post those HATEFUL and SLANDEROUS e-mails that ruined his life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|150px|right|The awful fancharacter that eventually became [[Simonla|worse]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris still blames [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to this day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{anchor|Simonchu}}Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a fan character into Sonichu, creating &amp;quot;Simonchu&amp;quot; due to his at-the-time addiction to ''Gurren Lagann''. This totally backfired on him as Chris turned it into [[mass debating|mass debate]] material, making Simonchu into the character [[Simonla Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Effort to remove Simonla from ''Sonichu''==&lt;br /&gt;
For some time, Evan attempted to have [[Simonla Rosechu]] removed from the comics, stating anger at Simonla being given a [[china]] (which is sort of ironic considering that he gave [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]], but Chris isn't clever enough to make that point). Christian decided he would include Simonchu in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] after reading these e-mails, which would have lead to TWO shitty recolors running around instead of one less as intended--if Chris had actually included Simonchu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:GDChandler.png|thumb|left|Another image from the ''Simonchu'' comics.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a Mailbag Chris mentioned to a fan that Evan allowed him to edit Simonchu into Simonla.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 21]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Soon after, Evan sent an e-mail to Chris on the [[CWCipedia]], calling BS on that claim, only to be ignored.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 22]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Evan sent a second e-mail, demanding that, as his character, Simonla be killed off on-screen. Evan got a response, blankly informing him that Simonla was essentially Chris's character now, since he decided she would date [[Wild Sonichu]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 26]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Evan persisted in his actions to remove Simonla from the comic, his e-mails to the Mailbag either being answered bluntly or being entirely ignored. Chris insisted on what he called &amp;quot;The Brother/Sister Plan&amp;quot;, stating he would put Simonchu into the comics as Simonla's brother. However, Evan protested this, not wanting TWO bastardizations of his character running around. The situation culminated in [[Mailbag 43#...Well,_this_is_disturbing!|an e-mail originally sent to enlighten Chris on the use of IP addresses]]. As a sidenote, Evan asked Chris to remove Simonla once more; Chris promptly retorted with a long-winded and completely bizarre statement:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|YOUR Simonchu came to [[Cwcville]] while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True Wild Sonichu was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as &amp;quot;Ecgville&amp;quot;... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life. I am the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korea Great Director Chandler]!|Chris, [[Chris and reality|completely losing his grip on reality.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ironically, earlier that day Chris uploaded an image to [[CWCipedia]] encouraging support for aid to the 2010 Haiti earthquake disaster, depicting Simonchu and Simonla working together to build a table. The construction of this table was so monumental that the two placed a plaque in front of it stating [[Chris and reality|&amp;quot;Rebuilt by the Brother/Sister Team of Simonla and Simonchu&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unwilling to let him continue to use Simonchu as well as his &amp;quot;sister&amp;quot;, Evan sent [[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly|Chris another email]], warning him that it would be his last chance to remove both characters from the Haiti image and the comics. Chris states that, despite all her relatively obvious similarities to Simonchu, that Simonla is a &amp;quot;SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER&amp;quot;, and that Evan should stop [[stress|stressing out]] about it. Chris also claims that, although the character is based on Simonchu, the fact that he ''could'' have come up with her on his own basically amounts to her being an original character. Later, Chris would attempt to call a &amp;quot;retraction&amp;quot; and erase all evidence of Simonla ever being inspired by Simonchu, hoping that this would provide an easy escape to the problem. Of course, it didn't.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], Chris revealed that he was finally doing away with Simonla and removing her entry from the CWCipedia. However, this didn't please Evan, especially when Chris said he'd do it &amp;quot;later&amp;quot;. In response, his lawyers had the CWCipedia slapped with a cease and desist notice to fully remove the character, forcing the Sysop to close the CWCipedia to edits. This resulted in Evan [[9 February 2010|destroying the undestroyable]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 14 [[February 2010]], Evan released two pages from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] which he had received from Chris. The first page is essentially a written form of his apology videos to Alec and Evan, whilst the second page involves Simonla finally being killed, by way of an exploding toilet. While this conformed to Alec's wishes, Chris as usual refuses to admit total defeat, and implies Wild is out for &amp;quot;revenge.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==''Simonchu'' comic==&lt;br /&gt;
Evan used to work on ''Simonchu'', a comic series describing the adventures of Simonchu as Evan intended. It was hosted on the [[Asperpedia]], due to Evan entrusting the rights of Simonchu to Alec Benson Leary. Whether Chris's mysterious G.D.C. powers have taken their effect on Evan's free will remains to be seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Chris finally killed off Simonla, Evan put the ''Simonchu'' comic on hold. Evan's stance on the possibility of more ''Simonchu'' comics is so far unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
Evan appeared in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]: attempting to drop something on Simonla to kill her, he's stopped by [[Magi-Chan]] before he can. However, [[Alec Benson Leary]] ends up doing so, planting an exploding [[Pokémon#Voltorb|Voltorb]] in the toilet and killing Simonla. Evan is imprisoned along with Alec, [[Sean]] and [[Mao]] (Sean and Mao having done nothing to them) and given a biased show trial that predictably gets them sentenced to death. Evan is tortured to death (having his hands and feet amputated and his [[duck]] mutilated) by Wild and his new child, [[Sandy Rosechu]]. And since Evan is, according the rules of the CWC-verse, Sandy's grandfather, a whole new layer of disturbing is added to the whole thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Book10Replacement|the revised ending]], Evan is instead exiled to the Amish community, where, without Internet access, he can no longer troll.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In May 2014, Chris revealed that his retcon was for the [[Asperpedia Four]] to have failed in the attempt to murder [[Simonla]], and to have been incarcerated at an off-shore CWCville maximum-security prison facility.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Simonla#Resurrection]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Being as this essentially violates the tenets of Chris's original agreement with Evan, for several years it remained to be seen whether or not the reclusive creator of Simonchu would emerge from the darkness to reap vengeance once more. After Simonla's revival in [[Sonichu 11]], the answer became a firm and decisive &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; Evan was most likely momentarily amused and then immediately stopped caring, since the joke was long over by that point. Plus, the good gesture of Chris retconning his death in the comic probably satisfied him enough to stop caring.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Evan responds to his death.png|Evan calls Chris out on death by genital mutilation.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Evan responds to his death2.png|More explanation why kids drill dicks&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Simonla Rosechu</title>
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{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|About on or before August 26, [[2008]], I had received an e-mail from [[Evan George]], who went by evang7@gmail.com as well as themaskedavenger@gmail.com, submitting his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Fan Art]] to me. The then later submitted his idea for &amp;quot;Simonchu&amp;quot;; it did not strike me as good at first. But for a few months, I had wanted to create a Ground-Type [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] Character; I felt that I had ENOUGH Sonichu Characters, so '''from &amp;quot;Simonchu&amp;quot;''', I created Simonla Rosechu (playing off of the name of Simone).|Chris, 9 [[September 2009]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu&amp;amp;diff=8058&amp;amp;oldid=5231]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time. Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever. Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.|Chris, 2 [[February 2010]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Simonla Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 1988  &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of death'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 9 August 2008 (later revived)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Height'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ground/Electric&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Parents'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Unknown; raised by Sandslash&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Rosey]]  &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Residence'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Treehouse in CWCville&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Occupation'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Building constructor and architect&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Simonlaweed.jpg|thumb|This picture is what sums up Simonla's character; [[Rosechu|Empty, soul-less and craving for a shit-load of pickles.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (pronounced [sɪˈmoːnlə]) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] with the intelligence of a &amp;quot;cinder-block&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(per the words of [[Sandy|her clone]])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion, and she was dead. [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Or so they thought]]...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She was originally a [[trolls|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', until [[Chris]] added breasts, a [[china]] and turned him into Simonla. Her bizarre name is probably meant to suggest &amp;quot;Simon the Rosechu&amp;quot;, ''la'' being the [[Spanish]] word for &amp;quot;the&amp;quot;; cf. [[Megagi La Skunk]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Simonla is a cross between different characters:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Amy Rose]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Simon the Digger]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[wikipedia:Wolverine (comics)|Wolverine]] &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Things Chris Has Ripped Off#Western Comics]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Background==&lt;br /&gt;
Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by a pair of Sandslash in response to Evan's explanation of her origin.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Evan]] eventually presents his own version of events in it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild Sonichu]] is heterosexual to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately, [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]]. One should disregard Chris's claim that she was raised by a pair of [[Wikipedia:Sandslash|Sandslash]], as this violates the same &amp;quot;brother/sister agreement&amp;quot; Chris desired so much due to Simonchu's Beedrill parentage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oddly enough, Simonla appears to [[Speech impediment|speak]] in [[CWC-isms]], including &amp;quot;y'all&amp;quot;. This could be Chris attempting to make her more &amp;quot;cool&amp;quot;, or, more likely, just another example of Chris' [[Chris and writing|shitty writing]] and\or [[Chris and english|spelling]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Simonla and [[Zapina]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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In October 2017, Chris came up with a &amp;quot;short&amp;quot; background story for Simonla, and her connection to Zapina. His post on Facebook said:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Simonla and Zapina, each hatched in the forest, distant apart, alone. Simonla Rosey had found family with an adult, male Sandslash, who adopted her as his own daughter. Meanwhile, Zapina, with very small wings which will grow larger in evolution, had to fend for herself for quite a while. Simonla evolved at a high level of 18, which her daddy Sandslash had upped her experience very well and quick with lots of digging and burrowing and such survival. Shortly after evolving, Simonla Rosech saw a distant yellow bug who was trying to fly, but was having difficulty. Simonla went to her and offered to help. Little Zapina Rosey was curious, and she felt she could do better with help, so she approached Simonla, and after picking her up and giving her a hug, Zapina evolved. Simonla took Zapina in as a little sister, and taught her everything she knew, and they learned more from each other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Sandslash led the two of them underground to the city of Cwcville, near the early construction of one of the towers. A steel beam was falling from a mile up onto a worker, and Simonla rushed to the rescue by jumping over the six-foot tall worker and caught the beam; wielding it over her right shoulder with very little sweat. She was hired in the spot to learn and help on the Cwcville Construction Crew. Zapina followed to help her as a protege organizer.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside CWCville University talking to Zapina, who is 14 and wants to strip despite those &amp;quot;dumb child protection Laws&amp;quot; that Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as &amp;quot;her best friend,&amp;quot; and instructs her to get a &amp;quot;16-year-old boy&amp;quot; instead of being productive with her time, like focusing on her schoolwork.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Development==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]&lt;br /&gt;
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
My Sonichu fancharacter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Simonchu&lt;br /&gt;
Age: 14&lt;br /&gt;
Ground/Electric&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Simonchu was originally a [[Pikachu]], raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when [[Perfect Chaos]] attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
until today...&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Three months later, Chris did use the character, claiming that he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, &amp;quot;My shell is removable!&amp;quot; He also added red &amp;quot;[[Honor roll|secondary infrared eyelids]]&amp;quot; (commonly mistaken for eye infection) due to a similar mix-up with Simonchu's goggles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by [[Wikipedia:Beedrill|Beedrill]], though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from [[Wikipedia:Simon (Gurren Lagann)|Simon]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sie-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris has never seen ''Gurren Lagann'' before, much to the relief of many fans&lt;br /&gt;
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sie-mon-la''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking the Core Drill for a shark's tooth necklace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris claimed on Simonla's [[CWCipedia]] page that in Episode 20 he will introduce [[Simonchu]] as a Ground- (and only Ground-) type. This never happened. Only in the next episode was Simonchu given a minor cameo (and then never fully identified) as Simonla's assassin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Forced romance===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase &amp;quot;Opposites Attract.&amp;quot;|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (16 October 2008)]] at 02:21&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, but it ended up creating [[:Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris elaborated on their forced romance to [[Julie]] in [[Mumble 3#00:14:12 Bob and Snorlax|Mumble 3]], saying that he thought their romance seemed unlikely because they were so different. While it would be reasonable to assume he was referring to different cultural backgrounds or beliefs, he went on to clarify that he was talking about the fact that Simonla was a Ground-type and Wild was a Grass-type, two things he apparently believed had nothing in common.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Evan's response===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that asking him to kill off a one-dimensional fictional secondary character devoid of any personality was monstrous. Evan blackmailed Chris by buying adspace on the CWCipedia and putting oversized pro-gay ads over the site. The whole [[Chris and negotiation|negotiation]] can be best understood through the extensive [[Alec Benson Leary calls|calls]] between Chris and ''[[Asperchu]]'' creator [[Alec Benson Leary]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Evan [[Mailbag 35#DO_IT_FAGGOT|tried again]], tired of it all, but Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed Alec Benson Leary, to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends in ''Asperchu''. While Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is actually bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persisted with his refusal, maintaining that killing Wild's girlfriend was evil.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The back-and-forth continued in [[Mailbag 43#...Well.2C_this_is_disturbing.21|Mailbag 43]], where Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomaniacal statements yet. He stated that Simonla &amp;quot;didn't want&amp;quot; to leave [[CWCville]], and that Evan himself &amp;quot;moves on&amp;quot; under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers]]. Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have theoretically come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design was more or less a coincidence:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of &amp;quot;Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina&amp;quot;; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris showing that he believes making a character is as simple as starting out with a base and mix-and-matching accessories, [[Mailbag 44#I_want_to_see_Simonla_die_so_very_badly|Mailbag 44]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Mailbag 52#Chris_discusses_his_inspirations.2C_and..._huh.3F|Mailbag 52]], Evan shot back that ''&amp;quot;The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human.&amp;quot;'' The concept of two intrusive Great Directors making contradictory canon statements in a single universe was too baffling for Chris to comprehend.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris denies reality===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 2 February 2010&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 53]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle, largely because Chris still holds to a child-like belief that Simonla is, in some sense, [[Chris and reality|real]], and that killing her in the comic has actual consequences. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never got the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Death==&lt;br /&gt;
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Belatedly, however, he made good. On 13 February 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla dies. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet bomb]] in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being treated by [[Bill the Scientist]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The precise nature and location of her injury is not clear. However, in all drawings of her post-injury only her upper body part is seen, and it seems to have been unscathed by the explosion. This suggests that most of the damage was inflicted on her [[China|lower body part]]. In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to &amp;quot;her internal injury,&amp;quot; the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and the previously vague identities of the &amp;quot;murderer and his crew&amp;quot;, was, through a couple of edits, established as being Alec and the Asperpedia crew. Furthermore; Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Twitter]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's highly noted that the explosive toilet was ripped from the 1989 film, ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]'', where Mel Gibson's character pulled Danny Glover's character from a toilet that had a bomb attached, just like in the comic. Only instead of killing anyone, the toilet exploded and hits a car. It seems a bit uncharacteristic for Chris to steal from an &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; rated action film, but it should be noted that Chris has a [[Captain's Log|strange habit]] of ripping off stuff he hasn't watched before, so he probably just knows of the famous scene itself and not the source material.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Pre-Resurrection==&lt;br /&gt;
===Simonla photo album===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Chris and negotiation|In true CWC fashion]], On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris uploaded to his [[Facebook]] profile a [[:Image:CoverPhoto24May2014.jpeg|new cover photo]] featuring [[Lego]] figures of his various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], Simonla clearly among them. In this photo, Simonla appears to be missing her legs. Later on the same day Chris uploaded to Facebook an album of pictures featuring Simonla's Lego figure, in which she is seen with her legs back. Two days afterwards Chris added to the album two photos of [[Sandy Rosechu]]. These pictures are reproduced below, but are hidden from the viewers due to the mature nature of one of the images.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{gallery&lt;br /&gt;
|Gallery of Simonla&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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image:SimonlaAlbumPicture1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture2.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture3.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture4.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture5.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture6.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture7.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture8.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:ImonlaAlbumPicture9.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture10.jpeg|Yes, this is what you think it is.&lt;br /&gt;
image:LegoSandyRosechu.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
image:Wild'sFamily.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lego Simonla.jpg|Simonla on display, from his Imgur account.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The horrific picture of Wild having sex with Simonla, humorously called [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|ShecameforWild]] by some Chris watchers, was removed by Chris a couple of hours after it was uploaded, possibly due to criticism he received for it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Facebook Anouncement and Responses===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Kim Wilson]] was understandably dumbfounded by Simonla's photo album, as she remembered that Simonla was supposed to be dead - Chris having ''promised'' Evan to kill her off or otherwise remove her. Accordingly, she asked Chris on Facebook to clarify the matter: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|&lt;br /&gt;
24 May 2014&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler, wasn't this character supposed to die? If that's correct, and I'm remembering this correctly, then making this public post is bragging about your dishonesty. A man is only as good as his word. I know you're better than that, Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris replied to Kim by stating that, against all apparent evidence, Simonla was now alive and well:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|She was, but I had revived her, and I will eventually redraw the pages showing that she is NOT dead. The death was Troll-Influenced, so therefore I have undone that mistake.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kim, realising Chris was flagrantly [[Chris and Hypocrisy|contradicting himself]], was not satisfied by the reply:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|It doesn't matter what inspired your art, I'm talking about the promise that you made to someone. Don't break your promises, Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris responded bafflingly with two comments, the first just a [[Random-access humor|random]] [[Chris and Music|song]] and the second [[Autism|rambling on about needless details]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Everyone, sing along: I don't care. I don't care. Oh, look, a Free Hat! I don't care.]] You can put on clean [[muscle bra|bra]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]]. 'Cause I Don't Care.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I will do what I want, when I want, and no troll is going to rewrite MY history. Simonla Rosechu Lives On as a Model Construction Working Mother of Sandy with her husband, Wild Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
P.S. The voltorb was properly diffused and released back into the wilds of Kanto's abandoned electric plant. The damn trolls were still put under arrest. No bloody punishment was ensued upon the guilty; I personally beat the living crap out of them AND Daniel Mimms, then let them live out their Life-Long Prison Sentence in the offshore prison stronger than Alcatraz.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|So There.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[William Elliott Waterman]] was understandably bewildered by Chris's song:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|Is that the chaotic combos &amp;quot;what the heck do we care&amp;quot; song, or are you telling us something?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I'm telling you something. And it is in tune to &amp;quot;Hooray for Hollywood&amp;quot;.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Simonla as the Lynchpin===&lt;br /&gt;
While Simonla's death may seem insignificant to others, one has to remember that [[Chris and reality|Chris believes his creations to actually exist in a parallel universe.]] In Chris's mind, he had not only killed a being he gave life to and nurtured, but had been forced into it by outside forces.&lt;br /&gt;
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At its core, all of Chris's personal achievements - [[CWCville]] and the entire [[Sonichu]] franchise - represent what can best be described as his personal defense mechanism against reality. Even as late as 2010, Chris was impervious to his countless losses - the various [[Sweetheart]]s he lost, the entire [[Nintendo|Miyamoto Incident]], Chris always managed to recover in short order. The death of a [[Gal-Pal]] was never enough to thwart his [[Love Quest]], and no number of public bans could [[The GAMe PLACe|stop him from trespassing anyway]]. While there are other factors to consider regarding these events, such as his [[Chris and negotiation|sheer stubbornness]], [[Chris and remorse|lack of empathy]] or [[Chris and death|child-like understanding of death]], it's possible that CWCville served as a sanctuary for him during his worst moments.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Asperchu]] Saga, and in particular Evan's request for the removal of Simonla in the comics, represented something Chris had never had to deal with before: outside forces attempting to make changes in a world where his will has always been absolute. While his vast, nameless legion of trolls and his various sweethearts have influenced the comics in the past, it was always through the lens of Chris's own control or approval. Regarding Simonla, Chris was adamantly opposed to the idea of removing her. The significance of being forced to do something that completely went against his own approval cannot be overstated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thus, when Chris finally yielded and killed off Simonla, Chris's sanctuary had finally been breached. For once, Chris had to realize that even in his fantasy world, he was not omnipotent. Even after his execution of those who breached his sanctuary in [[Sonichu #10]], the damage to his personal happy-place had been done. Most significantly of all, he enshrined the damage to his own world in an effort to make the trolling cease. With his world irreversibly stained by this, he effectively abandoned it. No more comics, no more productivity and no more dreams to make Sonichu into a media empire. Thus, Simonla was the lynchpin and turning point for Chris's eventual exodus from his fictional world.&lt;br /&gt;
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CWCville's significance as a coping mechanism within Chris's life can't fully be understood without a proper examination of his psyche, but its violation meant that it could no longer be used as a source of comfort. Whilst many can point out the obvious - that learning lessons such as the loss of loved ones are [[Chris and psychology|necessary for normal development]] - Chris has been protected from ever having to face the consequences of his actions repeatedly. Until the moment Simonla died.&lt;br /&gt;
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As such, the Simonla incident is possibly one of the few times that Chris has actually had to deal with reality. The only recourse was to undo it, but since Chris himself enshrined her death and those of the [[Asperpedia Four]] in Sonichu #10, it would not prove to be a simple task. By undoing Simonla's death, he would also have to undo the deaths of several he had already killed and [[Chris and remorse|shown no remorse over]]. Thus, he speaks of attempting to retcon it, or of flat-out reviving her after the fact.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The revival of Simonla is clearly an attempt to rebuild the sanctity of his creation, a dream that will likely never be achieved. More than the obvious problems - of this being essentially an open invitation for those who [[Evan|breached his defenses the first time]], the simple fact remains that not only does this solidify Chris as a blatant liar (as if we needed more evidence of [[List of Chris's Lies|that]]), but it will all essentially come to naught. He cannot ever really return to the world where his view reigned supreme at all times, now that the bitter canker of reality has taken root. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris stated openly that this (among other things) was part of a larger plan by Chris to undo &amp;quot;Troll influences and Manipulations&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Good News]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; The rather bitter irony is that should he [[Sonichu 11|go through with it]], it will actually accomplish [[Kick the Autistic|the exact opposite.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Simonla Returns!==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris had already decided Simonla should be alive, it took several years before he actually got off his ass and bring her back in the comic proper. When [[Sonichu 11]] returned from its years-long hiatus, Chris retconned the previous comic to reveal that Simonla survived the voltorb attack because apparently she has [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(character) Wolverine]-style healing powers and her bones are made from a metal more powerful than [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adamantium Adamantium] called &amp;quot;Simatanium&amp;quot;. While the doctors initially believed she had died, it turned out she was just barely hanging on to life by a thread.&lt;br /&gt;
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Between February and December of that year, Simonla had been in and out of the hospital visiting for her family, bound to a wheelchair. By Christmas, she was finally able to walk again. While under normal circumstances this would be a darkly bittersweet conclusion as her young child was manipulated into brutally murdering a man for what ultimately amounted to a misunderstanding, Chris was also at least kind enough to bring the [[Asperpedia Four]] back to life too, and even gave them a happy moment in the Christmas episode. Simonla's brush with death and return to health is probably the most harrowing and complex character arc in the comic and it was pretty much brushed over in two pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although trolls initially speculated the Asperpedia Four would return, pissed that Chris broke his promise and violated their sacred copyright, it turned out that nobody gave a shit because it had been years and wasn't funny anymore, and probably forgot who Simonla even was. So, Chris got his sad coping mechanism/furry plaything, the Asperpedians got to live, readers got new ''Sonichu'' content, and everybody was happy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Simonla later played a small role in [[Sonichu 12]] where she sent a letter to Evan's character, Simonchu, forgiving him for his part in her attempted assassination and asking him to join her family for dinner. While this was by far the most brazen violation of Evan's copyright yet, Evan didn't give a shit and just let Chris have his fun. Simonchu was nearly ''fucking massacred'' by his enraged psycho niece and lightly scolded by Wild, but Simonla came in and told her fucking nutjob family to leave her brother alone because he didn't do anything wrong. Considering that in a previous timeline Wild forced Sandy to drill off his father's penis, Simonchu was understandably disturbed.&lt;br /&gt;
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At dinner, the rest of the family bonded with Simonchu when he told them his harrowing struggle of abuse at the hands of the four, including beats, starvings and being forced to join them for bad movie night. Sandy and Wild realized Simonchu truly was a victim and accepted him into the family. Simonla beamed with pride as her daughter and brother bonded and explored fossils. After years of suffering, pain and nearly dying, Simonla's family was whole again and life was finally happy for her.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 13]], Simonla and her underaged daughter were kidnapped by [[Nazis]] and sent to a concentration camp where they and all their friends were brutally raped and forcibly impregnated by Nazi prison guards. The tunnels she created underneath the city also collapsed, devastating her city and destroying her home, allowing it to be conquered by the enemy army.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|This is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|...and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|Even while seeking &amp;quot;Help for Haiti&amp;quot;, Chris can't help claiming that Simonla is not Simonchu and that both characters are his.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:SimonlaComesBackToLife.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
File:SchuComic9P104.jpg|Simonla's underground home (appendix from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]])&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Simonla&amp;amp;SilvanaAmiiboA.jpg|Simonla [[Amiibo]], with [[Silvana]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mega Simonla Rosechu.jpg|Mega Evolution on a TSSSF card&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Evan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kun T’Nyuget]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/ The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Adventures of Simonchu and Niachu]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; DELETED&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.4shared.com/get/MB3hPVxPce/Asperpedia_Recovery_Files.html Archive of recovered Asperpedia comics, including Simonchu]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Rosechu, Simonla}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rosechus]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Allison_Amber&amp;diff=250180</id>
		<title>Allison Amber</title>
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		<updated>2020-08-17T08:18:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Biography */&lt;/p&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |'' [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ''character&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |Allison Amber&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 1979/80&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Female&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Nationality'''&lt;br /&gt;
| American&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Race'''&lt;br /&gt;
| White&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
|Human&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Occupation'''&lt;br /&gt;
|Mayor&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|'''Former occupations'''&lt;br /&gt;
|Secretary of the Mayor of [[CWCville]]&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Actress&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Allison Amber''' (born [[Sonichu chronology#1980|1979/80]]) is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]'s secretary in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. She was introduced in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] to explain how Chris can be Mayor of [[CWCville]] without actually doing any real work.&lt;br /&gt;
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In February 2017, Chris casually mentioned Allison Amber as being the mayor, with himself holding the title of the &amp;quot;creator&amp;quot; of the city.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Episode 12.5]], Chris introduced his dog [[Patti]] ([[1988]]–[[2006]]) to the storyline by having her magically transformed into the talking, bipedal [[Patti-Chan]]. Chris took her to the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]], where she could run free among the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] without grossing anyone out.  &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Not only is it a home-away-from-home, but every city document, every public decision, every single fun event that goes on in this community are all planned and stored here in these four walls.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:stasi|Stasi]] hallucinations to his dead dog&amp;lt;ref name=sonichu6&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''&amp;quot;retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=sonichu6 /&amp;gt;'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got an ex-movie star handling his paperwork.&lt;br /&gt;
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Allison is around Chris's age and [[Chris and race|white]]. Fans wondered why Chris wouldn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently &amp;quot;in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERKS|boyfriend]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=sonichu6 /&amp;gt;&amp;lt; Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather|scuttled]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Allison is quite possibly the most depressing character in the series. Because, let's face it, the only thing more pathetic than being Christian Weston Chandler would have to be being his ''assistant''. This makes Allison a popular character in troll works, usually portrayed as a sensible but beleaguered woman who puts up with Chris's insanity. Compiling this depression further is the fact when Chris finally quit being the mayor of CWCville for good and Allison finally got some actual authority, it only lasted a few months before she became &amp;quot;violently ill&amp;quot; and had to resign, being replaced by [[Brendan Fraser]], a Hollywood film actor with no prior history in politics. Her current fate is unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Duties==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Allisonambercashed.jpg|thumb|Shit was SO [[Clyde|cash]]!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Allison Amber 2.jpg|thumb|300px|right|PROTIP: Don't reference good comics in your crappy comic.]]&lt;br /&gt;
As Chris explains to Patti, Allison receives &amp;quot;incoming documents,&amp;quot; looks them over, and then explains the gist of them to Chris over the phone. She then scans the documents, and uploads them to the &amp;quot;CWCville Sattelite&amp;quot;, which relays the information to Chris's [[Nintendo]] DS, which has Wi-Fi capabilities as well as [[Wikipedia:Personal digital assistant|PDA]] functions. Chris can then read the documents for himself on the DS, and sign off on them using the touchscreen and stylus. The documents are then sent back to Amber, who prints them off with Chris's signature.&amp;lt;ref name=sonichu6 /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, Allison could just forge Chris's signature and save a lot of time and trouble, but she probably sends a few over to Chris just to make him feel important.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to clerical work, Allison also prepared a cell phone and credit card for Patti to use in her new life in CWCville.  Chris instructed Patti to call either himself or Allison in case of emergencies, so it's a safe bet Allison's the one who's actually going to have to look after Patti and pick up her shit.&amp;lt;ref name=sonichu6 /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris was stranded indefinitely in the [[Time Void]]. Upon learning this, [[Rosechu]] indicated that Allison would be able to &amp;quot;handle city decisions&amp;quot; in his absence, making her the ''de facto'' Acting Mayor. She appeared again in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], apparently weary of her newfound responsibilities, because apparently it's too much for a mere woman to handle.  Her final appearance so far is in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where she, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Kel]], takes part in the execution of Sean, the three of them shooting him for &amp;quot;target practice&amp;quot; as a firing squad.  This may imply that she's also an executioner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[CWCipedia]], Chris clarifies that Allison has actually been Vice-Mayor the whole time, but apparently because she's a [[Women's Rights|woman]] she has to settle for the lowly title of Secretary. Chris also clarifies that &amp;quot;NO FAVORS OF ANY KIND WENT ON Between [him] and her,&amp;quot; correctly deducing that we would all assume he would use his authority as mayor to force himself on the nearest pretty girl. Oh, and this information all appears on the [[BILLY MAYS]] article, because Chris won't waste the time to create a CWCipedia article on a woman [[Rosechu|unless constantly pressured]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Allison was promoted to Mayor sometime between 2015's Sonichu 11 pages and 2017, when Chris declared [[CWCville]] to be a sanctuary city in the wake of President [[Pmurt]] being sworn into office.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|refuses to acknowledge President Pmurt's authority]] by ignoring his executive orders and hiring electric-hedgehog Pokémon to guard the city ([[Chris and hypocrisy|who use more extreme measures than anything Pmurt has done]]). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For no clear reason, Allison has a picture of [[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]] hanging on the wall behind her desk. This may be a reference to:&lt;br /&gt;
* ''[[Family Guy]]'', which features ''[[Wikipedia:Batman (TV series)|Batman]]'' star [[Wikipedia:Adam West|Adam West]] as the [[Wikipedia:Adam West (Family Guy)|fictional Mayor]] of the fictional town of Quahog, [[Wikipedia:Rhode Island|Rhode Island]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Lucius Fox|Lucius Fox]], an assistant that does all his superior's work while he is out stalking criminals; in ''Sonichu'', Allison does all of Chris's work while he is out stalking girls.&lt;br /&gt;
* Hell, we never do find out who her boyfriend is. Maybe he's Batman. Stupider things have happened in this comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
*Allison Amber appears on Chris's &amp;quot;One Girl Coupon&amp;quot;, a sort of sex coupon that entitles the bearer to one girlfriend, and the recipients must &amp;quot;do anything necessary.&amp;quot; Golden showers, Cleveland steamers, and going Greek may still be extra though. This ticket is absolute proof that Chris is ''[[White_knight_emails#September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist|not]]'' a [[Women's rights|sexist]]. Also note that it says &amp;quot;of any [[Pedofork|desired]] [[Zapina|age]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:331-Girlcoupon.jpg|center|ONE GIRLFRIEND, PLEASE.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Plot Devices]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=249686</id>
		<title>Australatina</title>
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		<updated>2020-08-14T05:40:09Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg|thumb|CWCville was nearly wiped out by a bunch of half-naked himbos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Australatina''' is a fictional South American country originally created by [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya Rotem Harel]] (Harel's moniker, &amp;quot;ADF&amp;quot;, is an acronym for &amp;quot;Australatina Defense Force&amp;quot;). An [[Idea Guy]] had Chris include the country in [[Sonichu 13]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A#War between CWCville and Australatina]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; where it was added to ''Sonichu'' canon as a powerful micro-nation that comes into conflict with [[CWCville]], which it's revealed to share a border with. This conflict was another attempt by [[trolls]] to ignite a feud between Chris and ADF.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Australatinans are by far the most successful and threatening villains in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] lore. While [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also invaded CWCville, she was only able to cause a brief ruckus that was suppressed in a single day. Australatina managed to decimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they were defeated by a deus ex machina.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Australatina-CWCville War==&lt;br /&gt;
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The micro-nation comes into conflict with the neighboring city of CWCville after a member of the CWCville Defense Force defecates on the border. CWCville's defenses initially manage to keep the invading Australatinan forces from pushing into the city limits. However, when the trail of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the rape of [[Punchy]] ends in Jamsta's acquittal, the city was engulfed in massive, violent riots. This internal strife allowed Australatina to successfully attack CWCville, devastating it and destroying the underground tunnels below the city. This results in hundreds of buildings collapsing, and a large ravine forming in the center of the city that splits it in two, with Australatina taking over the west side.&lt;br /&gt;
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The conflict continues. Australatina manages to slaughter the entirety of Cwcville's armed forces, and Chris is forced to bring in [[Pokemon]] and video game characters to bolster the defense effort. Later, an army of Nazis from an alternate timeline invade the prime timeline, and the Australatinas align themselves with them, turning the micro-nation into a vassal state for the Third Reich. However, when Chris corrupts the Nazi soldiers by turning them into Sonichus in a karmic transformation akin to the Tower of Babel, the Nazis dissolve into chaos and infighting, allow CWCville's survivors to defeat them. After the war is won, Chris and his hedgehogs go back in time to undo the damage they caused.&lt;br /&gt;
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The ultimate fate of the country is unknown, though it was presumably destroyed, annexed by CWCville or even erased from history altogether following their defeat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Inconsistencies==&lt;br /&gt;
The version of Australatina that Chris and the [[Idea Guy]] cobbled together bares little resemblance to ADF's original creation. While Ahuviya's version is in South America, the Idea Guy's version is apparently in [[Virginia]] (albeit a fictionalized version in an alternate dimension). While the citizens of ADF's version are Hispanic, speak Spanish, and are ruled by Maoist communists, Chris' version is apparently not only primarily white, but are also eager Nazi supporters. While the real-life Third Reich was known to align itself with non-white countries and even had their citizens as part of its military, there is no historical record of any of them actually adopting their ideology or carrying out any ethnic cleansing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Like almost everything added in by the Idea Guys, the inclusion of Australatina just seems to be even more random, incomprehensible crap thrown in to appeal to their dumb interests and make fun of Chris, so the &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot; of the nation's worldbuilding and mythos were utterly irrelevant to them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nazis]]: The faction that Australatina was eventually absorbed into.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/references&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Places}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional places]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DJ_Jamsta&amp;diff=249685</id>
		<title>DJ Jamsta</title>
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		<updated>2020-08-14T05:36:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;width: 21em; font-size: 90%;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; | [[Image:Jamster.jpg|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; |DJ Jamsta&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Sonichu chronology#1986|1986]] (in universe)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Gender'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Length'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 5'4&amp;quot; (163 cm)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Weight'''&lt;br /&gt;
| 120 lbs (54 kg)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Type'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Electric, then demoted to Normal&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Evolves from'''&lt;br /&gt;
|  [[Sonee]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;Hey guys, gals, [[Chris|duds]] ''[sic]'' and dudettes of all ages! We are rockin' hawt at Cwcville Beach for Spring Break [[2008|'08]]! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, da DJ with da [[power]]!&amp;quot;|DJ Jamsta, laying it down.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''DJ Jamsta''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] [[Wikipedia:Disc jockey|DJ]], and a host on the [[KCWC]] radio station. His origins are unknown; ''Sonichu'' historians suspect he was plagiarized from a better comic. DJ Jamsta is known for using retro slang and making sexist remarks towards women. Even by ''Sonichu'' standards he is particularly ridiculous-looking. He looks kind of like if the beginning sequence to ''[[Wikipedia:Saved by the Bell|Saved by the Bell]]'' fucked [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the most notable traits Jamsta possesses is an odd lack of consistency in coloring across his body. It's also not entirely clear if his ears are just a different color than the rest of his fur, or if he just has a [[Chris and fashion|spectacularly terrible hat]], or if he is perhaps suffering from [[Hair|male-pattern baldness]]. Of note, if they ''are'' his ears, then his earphones rest on the side of his head, far away from anywhere they would be of any use. It is also notable that Jamsta has a fan-shaped tail not seen in any other Sonichus. It is colored in three bars that match his shirt, but no part of his actual body.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, DJ Jamsta and [[Lolisa]] both have Normal typing, as they &amp;quot;lost their electric abilities long ago&amp;quot; but &amp;quot;make up for it in their musicality.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2017 Patreon posts#Page 70]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Not Cool==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:328-Jamsta.jpg|thumb|right|COOL DUDE!]]&lt;br /&gt;
Jamsta is a symbol of what Chris thinks is cool, which is why he is so very uncool. He is pieced together from aged, tacky elements of the '90s that were perceived to be cool. Chris uses some of DJ Jamsta's lines in his [[Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE|future message]]. Like Chris trying to act &amp;quot;with it&amp;quot;, Jamsta sounds much more like a marketing executive parroting lines for credibility than an actual &amp;quot;cool&amp;quot; character, throwing (what Chris considers to be) trendy words into his speech without much logic, a lot like the character [[wikipedia:The Itchy &amp;amp; Scratchy &amp;amp; Poochie Show|Poochie]] from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy|molested Punchy Sonichu]], and molestation is not cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Criminal History==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the behest of the [[Idea Guys]], a story arc was introduced where Jamsta was put on trial for sexually assaulting [[Punchy]]. No explanation was given to why Jamsta did this as at no point before had he'd been shown to excessively lustful, violent or attracted to men. Chris initially informed the public of this on [[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta_molested_Punchy|Facebook in December 2017.]] Ironically, Chris announced this in the same post he revealed Brendan Fraser was the new mayor of CWCville, months before the real Fraser would reveal he was sexually assaulted himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Sonichu 13]] goes into further detail about the events. At the trial, Jamsta was shown sweating profusely and terrified, the only time he's ever been shown as anything but a grinning &amp;quot;cool dude.&amp;quot; Chris pulled strings and had Jamsta acquitted, the judge declared that everyone should learn to &amp;quot;forgive and live in peace.&amp;quot; Shortly afterwards, CWCville erupted in a full-scale riot. Chris speculated that this might have been because the people of his city might be homophobic. This riot was a major factor in the eventual fall of CWCville in the war against the [[Australatina]] national army.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Age==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Along with [[Lolisa Rosechu]], DJ Jamsta Sonichu is somehow inexplicably older than the &amp;quot;original&amp;quot; [[Sonichu]]; his age is shown as 21 at the end of episode 17 in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], while, near the start of [[Episode 18]] (which is set months after [[Episode 17]] occurred), Sonichu becomes 20 years old. This leaves a logical inconsistency: If Jamsta is older than Sonichu, wouldn't he name the species of [[Pokémon]] to which he and the rest of the male Hedgehogs belong?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris addresses this in a [[Mailbag]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;Yes, that is correct. Jamsta and Lolisa hatched somewhere private, and their species was not classified with the Professors until about [[Sonichu chronology#1990|1990]].&amp;quot;|--ChrisChanSonichu 00:33, 22 [[November 2009]], [[Mailbag 2]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, Chris's explanation only created more questions. In fact, it makes even less sense than before. For example, it doesn't explain where Lolisa and Jamsta came from in the first place, how they met each other, or why is he running a radio station. Also, the implication that they were hatched together is somewhat problematic, and adds all manner of pseudo-incestuous undertones to their relationship. Of course, since all the characters seem to regard Chris as a father figure in some warped sense, that's pretty much par for the course.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Not_Jerks}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Sonichus]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249598</id>
		<title>Nazis</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249598"/>
		<updated>2020-08-13T20:04:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* In Chris' Real Life */ minor fix-up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.png|thumb|This is Sonichu Hitler. What the fuck? (Note the Swastika fail.)]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC_Swastika.png|thumb|The shittiest Swastika ever created since the one made of actual shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to love of ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.'' Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In The Comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.png|thumb|left|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of Sonichu 13. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of [[Sonichu 13]]. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In Chris' Real Life==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Megan Schroeder]] expressed several times that she sympathized with German soldiers who weren't Nazis. However, she also had a weird Nazi fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
* In multiple [[Mailbag]] posts, Chris expressed his disdain for Hitler and Nazis, likely only knowing about them because of [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Family Guy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* in the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts]] Chris created a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a big fan of the ''Spike Jones'' song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot; (made famous by a [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck Cartoon]].) He has referenced the lyrics to it and sang it unprompted in videos such as [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] and [[Son-Chu Review]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249597</id>
		<title>Nazis</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249597"/>
		<updated>2020-08-13T19:57:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* In Chris' Real Life */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.png|thumb|This is Sonichu Hitler. What the fuck? (Note the Swastika fail.)]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC_Swastika.png|thumb|The shittiest Swastika ever created since the one made of actual shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to love of ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.'' Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In The Comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.png|thumb|left|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of Sonichu 13. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of [[Sonichu 13]]. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In Chris' Real Life==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Megan Schroeder]] expressed several times that she sympathized with German soldiers who weren't Nazis. However, she also had a weird Nazi fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
* In multiple [[Mailbag]] posts, Chris expressed his disdain for Hitler and Nazis, likely only knowing about them because of [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Family Guy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* in the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts]] Chris created a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a big fan of the ''Spike Jones'' song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot; (made famous by a [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck Cartoon]].) He has referenced the lyrics to it and singing it unprompted in videos such as [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] and [[Son-Chu Review]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249596</id>
		<title>Nazis</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249596"/>
		<updated>2020-08-13T19:57:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* In Chris' Real Life */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.png|thumb|This is Sonichu Hitler. What the fuck? (Note the Swastika fail.)]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real life, the '''National Socialist German Workers' Party''' ('''Nazis''' for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC_Swastika.png|thumb|The shittiest Swastika ever created since the one made of actual shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to love of ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.'' Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In The Comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.png|thumb|left|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of Sonichu 13. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of [[Sonichu 13]]. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In Chris' Real Life==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Megan Schroeder]] expressed several times that she sympathized with German soldiers who weren't Nazis. However, she also had a weird Nazi fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
* In multiple [[Mailbag]] posts, Chris expressed his disdain for Hitler and Nazis, likely only knowing about them because of [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Family Guy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. These comparisons were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
* in the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts]] Chris created a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a big fan of the ''Spike Jones'' song &amp;quot;Der Fuehrer's Face&amp;quot; (made famous by a [[Donald Duck Impression|Donald Duck Cartoon]].) He has referenced the lyrics to it and singing it unprompted in videos such as [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] and [[Son-Chu Review]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249501</id>
		<title>Nazis</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249501"/>
		<updated>2020-08-12T19:29:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* In The Comic */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.png|thumb|This is Sonichu Hitler. What the fuck? (Note the Swastika fail.)]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real like, the National Socialist German Workers party (&amp;quot;Nazis&amp;quot; for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC_Swastika.png|thumb|The shittiest Swastika ever created since the one made of actual shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to love of ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.'' Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In The Comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.png|thumb|left|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of Sonichu 13. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of [[Sonichu 13]]. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shooting up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from CWCville's past and present, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In Chris' Real Life==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Megan Schroeder]] expressed several times that she sympathized with German soldiers who weren't Nazis. However, she also had a weird Nazi fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
* In multiple [[Mailbag]] posts, Chris expressed his disdain for Hitler and Nazis, likely only knowing about them because of [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Family Guy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. This comparsions were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249346</id>
		<title>Nazis</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249346"/>
		<updated>2020-08-12T03:29:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.png|thumb|This is Sonichu Hitler. What the fuck?]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real like, the National Socialist German Workers party (&amp;quot;Nazis&amp;quot; for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC_Swastika.png|thumb|The shittiest Swastika ever created since the one made of actual shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to love of ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.'' Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In The Comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.png|thumb|left|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of Sonichu 13. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of [[Sonichu 13]]. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197's history, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shoowing up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from C-197's history, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In Chris' Real Life==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Megan Schroeder]] expressed several times that she sympathized with German soldiers who weren't Nazis. However, she also had a weird Nazi fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
* In multiple [[Mailbag]] posts, Chris expressed his disdain for Hitler and Nazis, likely only knowing about them because of [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Family Guy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. This comparsions were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249345</id>
		<title>Nazis</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Nazis&amp;diff=249345"/>
		<updated>2020-08-12T03:27:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: Created page with &amp;quot;This is Sonichu Hitler. What the fuck? In real like, the National Socialist German Workers party (&amp;quot;Nazis&amp;quot; for short) was a powerful, now univ...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichu_Hitler.png|thumb|This is Sonichu Hitler. What the fuck?]]&lt;br /&gt;
In real like, the National Socialist German Workers party (&amp;quot;Nazis&amp;quot; for short) was a powerful, now universally despised but extremely influential political movement that was central to the Second World War. In ''Sonichu'', Nazis are an insane time-traveling army of evil from another dimension obsessed with the eradication of all Pokemon. They were included in the comic at the insistence of the [[Idea Guys]] who convinced Chris everything in his comic was real and actually happening in another dimension.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Out of all plot points Chris was tricked into including in ''Sonichu'', he notably hated the Nazis most and went out of his way to completely wipe their inclusion in the comic's history out of existence via time travel and magical deus-ex machinas. On multiple occasions, Chris expressed his hatred for Hitler and Nazis and even made a whoopee cushion with Hitler's face on it. So their addition to ''Sonichu'' was understandably enraging to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CWC_Swastika.png|thumb|The shittiest Swastika ever created since the one made of actual shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The Idea Guys were inspired to include Nazis in the comic due to love of ''Wolfenstein'' and ''Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.'' Yet another example of how the Idea Guys sought to prove how much better they were than Chris, who put all of his childish obsessions in ''Sonichu'', by putting their childish obsessions in ''Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In The Comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Nazi_Sonichus.png|thumb|left|Various Nazis subjected to a fate worse than death: becoming Chris' gay furry sonic OCs.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis were occasionally alluded to before the events of Sonichu 13. [[Beel]], in a previous life, was the &amp;quot;main assistant&amp;quot; to Adolf Hitler, which probably meant he was the guy who fetched Uncle Adolf's cigars and coffee while the adults did their business. After his death, he was cursed with a demonic form and forever punished by working menial, dead-end jobs for companies like [[4-cent_garbage.com]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nazis played a major role in the events of [[Sonichu 13]]. The Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that they had invaded CWCville by pointing to the real-life right-wing [[Charlottesville]] protests, claiming this was an example of [[C-197]]'s events bleeding into our reality. Initially, the Nazis appeared in an alternate timeline where an immortal Hitler was given a Sonichu Medallion by a Nazi-aligned alternate universe version of Chris. The &amp;quot;real&amp;quot; Chris, enraged by this, took his medallion back, causing Hitler to turn to dust.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Later in the issue, CWCville is devastated by a massive war with the rival micro-nation of [[Australatina]], splitting it into two halves. Nazis from an alternate timeline invaded C-197 and annexed Australatina, which was sympathetic to their cause. The Nazis went on to capture nearly all of the &amp;quot;destined&amp;quot; Sonichus and Rosechus and systemically kill all wild Pokemon outside CWCville's borders, declaring them all to be &amp;quot;impure.&amp;quot; Chris recruited multiple fictional characters, his own Pokemon, and the My Little Pony villain Discord to help him kill Nazis, as CWCville's standing military had been entirely wiped out during the war.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, using his magical Deus-Ex Machina powers, took a drop of his blood and used it to infect all the Nazis, turning them into Sonichus. This devastated the Third Reich, as it rendered their ideology moot. Small pockets of the group continued fighting, even building a Rosechu rape camp and impregnating all of the fertile women of the comic to produce more soldiers for the fight, but they were slaughtered by Chris, his pony OC and an idea guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though the Nazis were defeated and erased from C-197's history, the damage they did still lasted long after their fall. [[Magi-Chan]] and Sonichu both had mental breakdowns due to the PTSD inflicted by the war, the former accidentally causing a tear in reality that nearly destroyed the universe and the latter shoowing up the CWCville mall before trying to rape Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was utterly disgusted by the inclusion of Nazis in his comic, so much so that he still felt the need to bitch about it in [[Sonichu 14]]'s opening text crawl. Chris then used his magical CPU goddess powers to purge all remnants of the Nazis and their reign from C-197's history, though they still existed historically, as shown in the pages of [[Sonichu 16]] that states [[Count Graduon]] fought against the Germans in both world wars. (How this is possible when he was trapped in a giant stone statue built by Native Americans is anyone's guess.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Nazis and their proxy state, Australatina, were by far the most powerful and dangerous villains in ''Sonichu'' canon, doing far more damage and posing a much greater threat to the heroes than any other. This can probably be attributed to the fact that they were written by the Idea Guys and not Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In Chris' Real Life==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Megan Schroeder]] expressed several times that she sympathized with German soldiers who weren't Nazis. However, she also had a weird Nazi fetish.&lt;br /&gt;
* In multiple [[Mailbag]] posts, Chris expressed his disdain for Hitler and Nazis, likely only knowing about them because of [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Family Guy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Readers have compared both the villains of the comic (&amp;quot;The Axis of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]]&amp;quot;) and Chris in the comic himself to the Nazis. This comparsions were pretty much rendered moot by the appearance of actual Nazis in the comics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Akan&amp;diff=248509</id>
		<title>Akan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Akan&amp;diff=248509"/>
		<updated>2020-08-09T18:08:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: /* Akan as a Coping Mechanism */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Akan.png|thumb|This niggo looks like Carptener Brut music should be playing everywhere he goes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Akan is the main villain of the film of the 2015 action film ''Hardcore Henry'' and a villain introduced into [[Sonichu]] by the [[Idea Guys]]. He is a Russian billionaire and crime lord with powerful psychic abilities. Akan is significant for being the first major Sonichu antagonist to not be associated with [[Count Graduon]] or the [[PVCC]]. As of the end of [[Sonichu 13]], Akan is apparently the only villain introduced in the story that is still active. The others either being subdued, destroyed or redeemed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of ''[[Sonichu 13]]''==&lt;br /&gt;
Akan, alongside ''Monica'' from ''Doki Doki Literature Club'' and several evil CPUs from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], launched a full-scale assault on the city of [[CWCville]] in 2018, with Akan being backed up by an army of Russian Mercenaries. Throughout his brief time in the comic, Akan is shown to have powers and abilities similar to Chris, making him somewhat of an evil counterpart to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The invading forces were able to take over the Subdivision Area of CWCville, with Akan taking over the [[CWCVille Shopping Center]] and imposed a puppet mayor through whom he could rule. Chris destroyed the mall with a nuclear explosion to thwart Akan. Shortly later, Chris restored the mall and all the people in in, save for Akan, assuming he was dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Akan survived and shortly after, moved in to the C-197 version of Chris' home just to vandalize it. This enraged Chris, who sent the CWCville Defense Force to find and captured him. However, he escaped and vanished from the comic thereafter. Later, [[Magi-Chan]] tells Chris that Akan has been posing as [[Godjesus]] to people in visions to manipulate and confuse them. This leads Chris to conclude that his previous &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from of God speaking to him were actually Akan fooling him. This revelation is one of Chris' major motivations for renouncing Christianity and worshiping the &amp;quot;CPU Goddesses&amp;quot; from Neptunia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Akan's current whereabouts and status are unknown, though it's likely he is still active. With Count Graduon becoming a good guy, it's possible Akan may take his place as the main antagonist of the comic. It's briefly mentioned in Sonichu 13 that CWCville has problems with gang wars between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia. It's possible Akan is connected to the Russian Mob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Akan as a Coping Mechanism==&lt;br /&gt;
Though the idea that Akan was imitating God may have originally come from the Idea Guys, Chris is still 100% convinced it really happened and uses that as the reason none of his &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from God ever came true. This is quite clearly a way to maintain his delusions of granduer and supernatural importance despite their contradictions to reality. God appeared to you but told you the wrong thing? It must be a supervillain posing as him! It couldn't possibly be that you were just imagining it all, or that you don't really have magical powers and aren't part of a magical prophecy! The most logical explanation is that an evil Russian crime boss with magic powers is secretly after you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Akan Theory allows Chris to maintain his fantasy of godlike-power and importance without having to question why his predictions never seem to come true. It's also sad to know that a villain from a mediocre gimmick action movie inspired someone to renounce their religion.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Plot Devices]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Akan&amp;diff=248508</id>
		<title>Akan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Akan&amp;diff=248508"/>
		<updated>2020-08-09T18:06:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Akan.png|thumb|This niggo looks like Carptener Brut music should be playing everywhere he goes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Akan is the main villain of the film of the 2015 action film ''Hardcore Henry'' and a villain introduced into [[Sonichu]] by the [[Idea Guys]]. He is a Russian billionaire and crime lord with powerful psychic abilities. Akan is significant for being the first major Sonichu antagonist to not be associated with [[Count Graduon]] or the [[PVCC]]. As of the end of [[Sonichu 13]], Akan is apparently the only villain introduced in the story that is still active. The others either being subdued, destroyed or redeemed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of ''[[Sonichu 13]]''==&lt;br /&gt;
Akan, alongside ''Monica'' from ''Doki Doki Literature Club'' and several evil CPUs from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], launched a full-scale assault on the city of [[CWCville]] in 2018, with Akan being backed up by an army of Russian Mercenaries. Throughout his brief time in the comic, Akan is shown to have powers and abilities similar to Chris, making him somewhat of an evil counterpart to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The invading forces were able to take over the Subdivision Area of CWCville, with Akan taking over the [[CWCVille Shopping Center]] and imposed a puppet mayor through whom he could rule. Chris destroyed the mall with a nuclear explosion to thwart Akan. Shortly later, Chris restored the mall and all the people in in, save for Akan, assuming he was dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Akan survived and shortly after, moved in to the C-197 version of Chris' home just to vandalize it. This enraged Chris, who sent the CWCville Defense Force to find and captured him. However, he escaped and vanished from the comic thereafter. Later, [[Magi-Chan]] tells Chris that Akan has been posing as [[Godjesus]] to people in visions to manipulate and confuse them. This leads Chris to conclude that his previous &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from of God speaking to him were actually Akan fooling him. This revelation is one of Chris' major motivations for renouncing Christianity and worshiping the &amp;quot;CPU Goddesses&amp;quot; from Neptunia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Akan's current whereabouts and status are unknown, though it's likely he is still active. With Count Graduon becoming a good guy, it's possible Akan may take his place as the main antagonist of the comic. It's briefly mentioned in Sonichu 13 that CWCville has problems with gang wars between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia. It's possible Akan is connected to the Russian Mob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Akan as a Coping Mechanism==&lt;br /&gt;
Though the idea that Akan was imitating God may have originally come from the Idea Guys, Chris is still 100% convinced it really happened and uses that as the reason none of his &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from God ever came true. This is quite clearly a way to maintain his delusions of granduer and supernatural importance despite their contradictions to reality. God appeared to you but told you the wrong thing? It must be a supervillain posing as him! It couldn't possibly be that you were just imagining it all, or that you don't really have magical powers and aren't part of a magical prophecy! The most logical explanation is that an evil Russian crime boss with magic powers is secretly after you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Akan Theory allows Chris to maintain his fantasy of godlike-power and importance without having to question why his predictions never seem to come true. It's also sad to know that a villain from a mediocre gimmick action movie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Plot Devices]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Akan&amp;diff=248507</id>
		<title>Akan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Akan&amp;diff=248507"/>
		<updated>2020-08-09T18:04:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: Created page with &amp;quot;This niggo looks like Carptener Brut music should be playing everywhere he goes. Akan is the main villain of the film of the 2015 action film ''Hardcor...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Akan.png|thumb|This niggo looks like Carptener Brut music should be playing everywhere he goes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Akan is the main villain of the film of the 2015 action film ''Hardcore Henry'' and a villain introduced into [[Sonichu]] by the [[Idea Guys]]. He is a Russian billionaire and crime lord with powerful psychic abilities. Akan is significant for being the first major Sonichu antagonist to not be associated with [[Count Graduon]] or the [[PVCC]]. As of the end of [[Sonichu 13]], Akan is apparently the only villain introduced in the story that is still active. The others either being subdued, destroyed or redeemed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of ''[[Sonichu 13]]''==&lt;br /&gt;
Akan, alongside ''Monica'' from ''Doki Doki Literature Club'' and several evil CPUs from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], launched a full-scale assault on the city of [[CWCville]] in 2018, with Akan being backed up by an army of Russian Mercenaries. Throughout his brief time in the comic, Akan is shown to have powers and abilities similar to Chris, making him somewhat of an evil counterpart to him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The invading forces were able to take over the Subdivision Area of CWCville, with Akan taking over the [[CWCVille Shopping Center]] and imposed a puppet mayor through whom he could rule. Chris destroyed the mall with a nuclear explosion to thwart Akan. Shortly later, Chris restored the mall and all the people in in, save for Akan, assuming he was dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, Akan survived and shortly after, moved in to the C-197 version of Chris' home just to vandalize it. This enraged Chris, who sent the CWCville Defense Force to find and captured him. However, he escaped and vanished from the comic thereafter. Later, [[Magi-Chan]] tells Chris that Akan has been posing as [[Godjesus]] to people in visions to manipulate and confuse them. This leads Chris to conclude that his previous &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from of God speaking to him were actually Akan fooling him. This revelation is one of Chris' major motivations for renouncing Christianity and worshiping the &amp;quot;CPU Goddesses&amp;quot; from Neptunia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Akan's current whereabouts and status are unknown, though it's likely he is still active. With Count Graduon becoming a good guy, it's possible Akan may take his place as the main antagonist of the comic. It's briefly mentioned in Sonichu 13 that CWCville has problems with gang wars between the Yakuza and Russian Mafia. It's possible Akan is connected to the Russian Mob.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Akan as a Coping Mechanism==&lt;br /&gt;
Though the idea that Akan was imitating God may have originally come from the Idea Guys, Chris is still 100% convinced it really happened and uses that as the reason none of his &amp;quot;visions&amp;quot; from God ever came true. This is quite clearly a way to maintain his delusions of granduer and supernatural importance despite their contradictions to reality. God appeared to you but told you the wrong thing? It must be a supervillain posing as him! It couldn't possibly be that you were just imagining it all, or that you don't really have magical powers and aren't part of a magical prophecy! The most logical explanation is that an evil Russian crime boss with magic powers is secretly after you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Akan Theory allows Chris to maintain his fantasy of godlike-power and importance without having to question why his predictions never seem to come true. It's also sad to know that a villain from a mediocre gimmick action movie&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Akan.png&amp;diff=248503</id>
		<title>File:Akan.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Akan.png&amp;diff=248503"/>
		<updated>2020-08-09T17:59:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: Akan from ''Hardcore Henry''&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Akan from ''Hardcore Henry''&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:JackBlackStack&amp;diff=248062</id>
		<title>User talk:JackBlackStack</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:JackBlackStack&amp;diff=248062"/>
		<updated>2020-08-07T20:05:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: Created page with &amp;quot;N I G G O W O O D --~~~~&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;N I G G O W O O D --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:05, 7 August 2020 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247987</id>
		<title>Australatina</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247987"/>
		<updated>2020-08-07T01:55:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg|thumb|CWCville was nearly wiped out by a bunch of half-naked himbos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Australatina'' is a fictional South American country originally created by [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya Rotem Harel]]. Harel's moniker, &amp;quot;ADF&amp;quot; is an acronym for &amp;quot;Australatina Defense Force.&amp;quot; In [[Sonichu 13]] it was added to ''Sonichu'' canon as a powerful micro-nation that comes into conflict with [[CWCville]], which it's revealed to share a border with. This conflict was another attempt by [[trolls]] to ignite a feud between Chris and ADF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Australatinans are by far the most successful and threatening villains in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] lore. While [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also invaded CWCville, she was only able to cause a brief ruckus that was suppressed in a single day. Australatina managed to decimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they were defeated by a deus ex machina.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Australatina-CWCville War==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The micro-nation comes into conflict with the neighboring city of CWCville after a member of the CWCville Defense Force defecates on the border. CWCville's defenses initially manage to keep the invading Australatinan forces. from pushing into the city limits. However, when the trail of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the rape of [[Punchy]] ends in Jamsta's acquittal, the city was engulfed in massive, violent riots. This internal strife allowed Australatina to successfully attack CWCville, devastating it and destroying the underground tunnels below the city. This results in hundreds of buildings collapsing, and a large ravine forms in the center of the city that splits it in two, with Australatina taking over the west side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The conflict continues. Australatina manages to slaughter the entirety of Cwcville's armed forces, and Chris is forced to bring in Pokemon and video game characters to bolster the defense effort. Later, an army of Nazis from an alternate timeline invade the prime timeline, and the Australatinas align themselves with them, turning the micro-nation into a vassal state for the Third Reich. However, when Chris corrupts the Nazi soldiers by turning them into Sonichus in a karmic transformation akin to the Tower of Babel, the Nazis dissolve into chaos and infighting, allow CWCville's survivors to defeat them. After the war is won, Chris and his hedgehogs go back in time to undo the damage they caused.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ultimate fate of the country is unknown, though it was presumably destroyed, annexed by CWCville or even erased from history altogether following their defeat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Inconsistencies==&lt;br /&gt;
The version of Australatina that Chris and the idea guys cobbled together bares little resemblance to ADF's original creation. While Ahuviya's version is in South America, the [[Idea Guy]]'s version is apparently in [[Virginia]] (albeit a fictionalized version in an alternate dimension.) While the citizens of ADF's version are Hispanic and speak Spanish, Chris' version is apparently white enough to join the Nazis. While the real-life Third Reich was known to align itself with non-white countries and even had their citizens as part of its military, there is no historical record of any of them actually adopting their ideology or carrying out any ethnic cleansing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like almost everything added in by the Idea Guys, the inclusion of Australatina just seems to be even more random, incomprehensible crap thrown in to appeal to their dumb interests and make fun of Chris, so the &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot; of the nation's worldbuilding and mythos were utterly irrelevant to them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Places}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional places]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Villains]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247986</id>
		<title>Australatina</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247986"/>
		<updated>2020-08-07T01:54:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg|thumb|CWCville was nearly wiped out by a bunch of half-naked himbos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Australatina'' is a fictional South American country originally created by [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya Rotem Harel]]. Harel's moniker, &amp;quot;ADF&amp;quot; is an acronym for &amp;quot;Australatina Defense Force.&amp;quot; In [[Sonichu 13]] it was added to ''Sonichu'' canon as a powerful micro-nation that comes into conflict with [[CWCville]], which it's revealed to share a border with. This conflict was another attempt by [[trolls]] to ignite a feud between Chris and ADF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Australatinans are by far the most successful and threatening villains in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] lore. While [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also invaded CWCville, she was only able to cause a brief ruckus that was suppressed in a single day. Australatina managed to decimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they were defeated by a deus ex machina.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Australatina-CWCville War==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The micro-nation comes into conflict with the neighboring city of CWCville after a member of the CWCville Defense Force defecates on the border. CWCville's defenses initially manage to keep the invading Australatinan forces. from pushing into the city limits. However, when the trail of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the rape of [[Punchy]] ends in Jamsta's acquittal, the city was engulfed in massive, violent riots. This internal strife allowed Australatina to successfully attack CWCville, devastating it and destroying the underground tunnels below the city. This results in hundreds of buildings collapsing, and a large ravine forms in the center of the city that splits it in two, with Australatina taking over the west side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The conflict continues. Australatina manages to slaughter the entirety of Cwcville's armed forces, and Chris is forced to bring in Pokemon and video game characters to bolster the defense effort. Later, an army of Nazis from an alternate timeline invade the prime timeline, and the Australatinas align themselves with them, turning the micro-nation into a vassal state for the Third Reich. However, when Chris corrupts the Nazi soldiers by turning them into Sonichus in a karmic transformation akin to the Tower of Babel, the Nazis dissolve into chaos and infighting, allow CWCville's survivors to defeat them. After the war is won, Chris and his hedgehogs go back in time to undo the damage they caused.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ultimate fate of the country is unknown, though it was presumably destroyed, annexed by CWCville or even erased from history altogether following their defeat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Inconsistencies==&lt;br /&gt;
The version of Australatina that Chris and the idea guys cobbled together bares little resemblance to ADF's original creation. While Ahuviya's version is in South America, the [[Idea Guy]]'s version is apparently in [[Virginia]] (albeit a fictionalized version in an alternate dimension.) While the citizens of ADF's version are Hispanic and speak Spanish, Chris' version is apparently white enough to join the Nazis. While the real-life Third Reich was known to align itself with non-white countries and even had their citizens as part of its military, there is no historical record of any of them actually adopting their ideology or carrying out any ethnic cleansing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like almost everything added in by the Idea Guys, the inclusion of Australatina just seems to be even more random, incomprehensible crap thrown in to appeal to their dumb interests and make fun of Chris, so the &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot; of the nation's worldbuilding and mythos were utterly irrelevant to them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Places}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Villains}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional places]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247921</id>
		<title>Australatina</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247921"/>
		<updated>2020-08-06T14:55:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg|thumb|CWCville was nearly wiped out by a bunch of half-naked himbos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Australatina'' is a fictional South American country originally created by [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya Rotem Harel]]. Harel's moniker, &amp;quot;ADF&amp;quot; is an acronym for &amp;quot;Australatina Defense Force.&amp;quot; In [[Sonichu 13]] it was added to ''Sonichu'' canon as a powerful micro-nation that comes into conflict with [[CWCville]], which it's revealed to share a border with. This conflict was another attempt by [[trolls]] to ignite a feud between Chris and ADF.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Australatinans are by far the most successful and threatening villains in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] lore. While [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also invaded CWCville, she was only able to cause a brief ruckus that was suppressed in a single day. Australatina managed to decimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they were defeated by a deus ex machina.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Australatina-CWCville War==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The micro-nation comes into conflict with the neighboring city of CWCville after a member of the CWCville Defense Force defecates on the border. CWCville's defenses initially manage to keep the invading Australatinan forces. from pushing into the city limits. However, when the trail of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the rape of [[Punchy]] ends in Jamsta's acquittal, the city was engulfed in massive, violent riots. This internal strife allowed Australatina to successfully attack CWCville, devastating it and destroying the underground tunnels below the city. This results in hundreds of buildings collapsing, and a large ravine forms in the center of the city that splits it in two, with Australatina taking over the west side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The conflict continues. Australatina manages to slaughter the entirety of Cwcville's armed forces, and Chris is forced to bring in Pokemon and video game characters to bolster the defense effort. Later, an army of Nazis from an alternate timeline invade the prime timeline, and the Australatinas align themselves with them, turning the micro-nation into a vassal state for the Third Reich. However, when Chris corrupts the Nazi soldiers by turning them into Sonichus in a karmic transformation akin to the Tower of Babel, the Nazis dissolve into chaos and infighting, allow CWCville's survivors to defeat them. After the war is won, Chris and his hedgehogs go back in time to undo the damage they caused.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ultimate fate of the country is unknown, though it was presumably destroyed, annexed by CWCville or even erased from history altogether following their defeat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Inconsistencies==&lt;br /&gt;
The version of Australatina that Chris and the idea guys cobbled together bares little resemblance to ADF's original creation. While Ahuviya's version is in South America, the [[Idea Guy]]'s version is apparently in [[Virginia]] (albeit a fictionalized version in an alternate dimension.) While the citizens of ADF's version are Hispanic and speak Spanish, Chris' version is apparently white enough to join the Nazis. While the real-life Third Reich was known to align itself with non-white countries and even had their citizens as part of its military, there is no historical record of any of them actually adopting their ideology or carrying out any ethnic cleansing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like almost everything added in by the Idea Guys, the inclusion of Australatina just seems to be even more random, incomprehensible crap thrown in to appeal to their dumb interests and make fun of Chris, so the &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot; of the nation's worldbuilding and mythos were utterly irrelevant to them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCverse}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Places}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fictional places]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247810</id>
		<title>Australatina</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Australatina&amp;diff=247810"/>
		<updated>2020-08-05T22:34:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg|thumb|Cwcville was nearly totally wiped out by a bunch of half-naked himbos.]]&lt;br /&gt;
''Australatina'' is a fictional South American country originally created by [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya Rotem Harel]]. Harel's moniker, &amp;quot;ADF&amp;quot; is an acronym for &amp;quot;Australatina Defense Force.&amp;quot; In [[Sonichu 13]] it was added to ''Sonichu'' canon as a powerful micro-nation that comes into conflict with [[Cwcville]], which it's revealed to share a border with. This conflict was not inspired by the brief feud between Chris and Ahuviya (which had ended years before Issue 13 was published) but rather yet another concept manipulated into Chris' mind by the [[Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The name is an awkward, clunky amalgamation of Australia, Austria and Argentina, and also a pun on &amp;quot;Latina.&amp;quot; This bit of stupidity can be attributed to Ahuviya rather than Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Australatina-Cwcville War==&lt;br /&gt;
Prior to the events of the comic, Australatina was founded in 1948 and was implied to be a communist regime.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The micro-nation comes into conflict with the neighboring city of Cwcville after a member of the Cwcville Defense Force defecates on the border. Cwcville's defenses initially manage to keep the invading Australatinan forces. from pushing into the city limits. However, when the trail of [[Jamsta Sonichu]] for the rape of [[Punchy]] ends in Jamsta's acquittal, the city was engulfed in massive, violent riots. This internal strife allowed Australatina to successfully attack Cwcville, devastating it and destroying the underground tunnels below the city. This results in hundreds of buildings collapsing, and a large ravine forms in the center of the city that splits it in two East and West Halves, with Australatina taking over the west side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The conflict continues. Australatina manages to slaughter the entirety of Cwcville's armed forces, and Chris is forced to bring in Pokemon and video game characters to bolster the defense effort. Later, an army of Nazis from an alternate timeline invade the prime timeline, and the Australatinas align themselves with them, turning the micro-nation into a vassal state for the Third Reich. However, when Chris corrupts the Nazi soldiers by turning them into Sonichus in a karmic transformation akin to the Tower of Babel, the Nazis dissolve into chaos and infighting, allow Cwcville's survivors to defeat them. After the war is won, Chris and his hedgehogs go back in time to undo the damage they caused.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The ultimate fate of the country is unknown, though it was presumably destroyed, annexed by Cwcville or even erased from history altogether following their defeat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Inconsistencies==&lt;br /&gt;
The version of Australatina that Chris and the idea guys cobbled together bares little resemblance to ADF's original creation. While Ahuviya's version is in South America, Sonichu's version is apparently in Virginia (albeit a fictionalized version in an alternate dimension.) While the citizens of ADF's version are Hispanic and speak Spanish, Chris' version is apparently white enough to join the Nazis. While the real-life Third Reich was known to align itself with non-white countries and even had their citizens as part of its military, there is no historical record of any of them actually adopting their ideology or carrying out any ethnic cleansing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like almost everything added in by the Idea Guys, the inclusion of Australatina just seems to be even more random, incomprehensible crap throw in to appeal to their dumb interests and to make fun of Chris, so the &amp;quot;facts&amp;quot; of the nation's worldbuilding and mythos were utterly irrelevant to them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
* Australatina and Cwcville are similar in that they are both fantasy worlds created by emotionally stunted adults.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Australatinans are by far the most successful and threatening villains in Sonichu lore. While [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also invaded Cwcville, she was only able to cause a brief ruckus that was suppressed in a single day. Australatinan managed to decimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they were defeated.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg&amp;diff=247809</id>
		<title>File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:AustralatinaFlag.jpg&amp;diff=247809"/>
		<updated>2020-08-05T22:30:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;JackBlackStack: The flag of Australatina&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
The flag of Australatina&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>JackBlackStack</name></author>
	</entry>
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