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* 24 [[February 2015|February]] - Chris turns 33. [[Christian Love Day (video)|Happy Christian Love Day!]] Audio of his date with [[Catherine]] is also leaked today.<br />
* 5 Feburary - Chris' hearing happened without him macing anyone, next court date is [[April 2015|April 2nd]], 2015.<br />
* 1 Feburary - Chris reveals that he was commissioned to do the album artwork for [http://www.leclipsenue.com/ an obscure noise group]'s most recent release.<br />
* 30 [[January 2015|January]] - It's revealed that Chris had started glitterbombing [[Sega]] through the mail.<br />
* 25 January: Chris begins begging his white knights to purchase him the [[Lego]] "Grand Emporium" set, which is a [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|shopping mall]].<br />
* 24 January: Chris uploads a poorly-done GIF of the picture.<br />
* 23 January: Chris posts his latest masterpiece on [[Facebook]], "[[Stress|My Mind is a Blank]]".<br />
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'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]] has stated that this month he will move back to [[14 Branchland Court]]. However, this month notably kicked off with some fallout from the infamous [[26 December 2014]] incident. Mere days after being released from jail, Chris wound up causing a ruckus at a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] he was previously banned from, by threatening the [[manajerks|managers]] with pepper spray if they didn't leave him alone. It's unknown whether Chris [[Naïve|realizes]] that he's a [[Chris and the law|repeat offender ''on bail'']] or simply refuses to acknowledge it altogether, at this point, but either way, it certainly won't help his testimony in [[February 2015|February]].<br />
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==Events of January 2015==<br />
* 1 January: An article by Wii U Daily about [[26 December 2014]] is linked to the subreddit "r/rage" on Reddit.<br />
* 2 January: Chris compares trying to move from the [[Rental House]] to 14 Branchland Court to a tired horse named Charlie that is running around a track on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 3 January: An unconfirmed [[e-mail]] leaks onto the [[CWCki Forums]], revealing that Chris caused a scene at Wal-Mart and had his pepper spray from the GameStop incident on hand as well -nearly ''five days'' after he bailed out of jail. The police scanner audio of the incident is eventually leaked onto YouTube.<br />
* 4 January: The e-mail is later confirmed to be real, and a text conversation between Chris and Renee leaks, revealing that Chris indeed caused commotion at the store.<br />
* 5 January: Chris notes that the only [[internet]] he has had access to while moving is the 3G on his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], and whines about how people don't like him, especially after the GameStop incident.<br />
* 6 January: Another set of e-mails leak, regarding Chris wanting help for [[Barb]]'s dental health.<br />
* 7 January: A tree branch continually bogs down Chris's electricity.<br />
* 8 January: Chris [[Chris and his ego|blames Sega]] for the GameStop incident. Once again, ''none'' of his [[white knight]]s are willing to help defend him.<br />
* 9 January: Chris makes a ''Littlest Pet Shop'' image macro, and rages over the TLC series ''My Husband's Not [[Gay]]''. In the same post, Chris writes "I am a (Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation '''yet'''), and confesses that he hates being born with "the Damn Male Parts". <br />
* 10 January: Chris discovers the Wii U Daily article about himself, and rages over it on Facebook. Once again, nobody on Facebook defends him. Chris also shows unspeakable laziness in that he criticizes the writer of the article for being a [[JERK]] despite the writer being a '''female'''.<br />
* 11 January: Chris makes a long post on Facebook stating that he only wants people to like him and that he would [[Death Threats|never wish harm on anyone]]. He also states that he would never [[Megatron Pistol|own a gun]] (let alone [[Sonichu Special 4|actually use one)]], because [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]] is a better alternative, and that he wants to be referred to using [[Tomgirl|feminine pronouns like 'she' and 'her'.]] Perhaps most mind-blowing (but yet, unsurprising for Chris) is his assertion that no one should be [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned from]] [[GameStop|a]] [[The GAMe PLACe|place]] [[Target|of]] [[McDonald's|business]] unless they have a gun and/or are attempting to commit robbery, and that banning an individual for [[Attraction Sign|anything less]] is "just plain wrong".<br />
* 12 January: It is discovered that Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|actually owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games]].<br />
* 13 January: Chris posts a long tirade on Facebook as to why he owns both of the ''Sonic Boom'' games, [[List of Chris's lies|claiming]] they were sent to him by [[Catherine]].<br />
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* 11 [[January 2015]]: Chris posts a plea begging for sympathy to his [[Facebook]] page, and further exposing the progression of his victim complex. He appears to be expressing his anxiety at the upcoming court appearance in the form of Facebook testimonies.<br />
*10 [[January 2015]]: Chris expresses outrage on Facebook at a [http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom news article about himself.]<br />
*9 [[January 2015]]: Chris uploads an [[Chris_worry.jpg|image-macro]] featuring 'Worrying Mongoose' from The Hub's popular series 'Littlest Pet Shop' to his [[Facebook]] page expressing his worry, presumably about his upcoming [[26 December 2014|court appearance.]]<br />
*3 [[January 2015]]: Chris trespasses at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], and threatens employees with pepper spray.<br />
* 2 January: Chris gets a charley horse from moving back to [[14 Branchland Court]], and makes a comparison about it on Facebook.<br />
* 1 January: An article about [[26 December 2014]] is linked to the subreddit "r/rage" on Reddit.<br />
* 30 [[December 2014]]: New Year's Eve.<br />
* 29 December: Chris's initial hearing takes place. The case is continued, to be heard again on [[February 2015|February 5, 2015]]. He later makes bail and posts his own account of what happened on [[Facebook]].<br />
* 28 December: Chris was confirmed to be held in Albemarle Regional Jail.<br />
* 26 December: Chris goes to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Mall]], and visited [[GameStop]] where he [[26 December 2014|vandalized a ''Sonic Boom'' display and pepper-sprayed an employee on the way out]]. The police were called at some point after this, and Chris caused unspecified trouble at Sears and JCPenney before attempting to carjack a man in the parking lot, and subsequently fleeing.<br />
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Chris says he found out that he can earn up to $980 a month at a [[job]] and still collect welfare. Kacey and Chris talk about ''Hannah Montana'' and then the subject moves to ''[[Seinfeld]]'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', and ''Friends'' where Chris and Kacey get in a little argument about a comment about Chris being like a "George Costanza of [[Sonichu]]". There's some brief mentioning of [[Wikipedia:Lines in the Sand (House)|an episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:House (TV series)|House]]'' featuring an [[autistic]] child as well as some [[YouTube]] hentai that Chris doesn't remember favorite-ing or leaving a comment on because he was [[Christopher]] at the time. After a few awkward and stressful moments, Chris admits that he believes that he has gotten rid of Christopher and when he thinks about it now, he believes that Kacey was right and that he didn't actually ever have multiple personality disorder, but instead, he was being possessed by a ghost of the trolls who have died. His best guess is either [[BlueSpike|Max Milvana]] or [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris gets "thousands" of [[troll]] calls a day and thinks that Kacey and Kim should get new phone plans so that they don't come in as restricted/unknown and he can answer safely (Kacey says not to hold his breath). The call ends with Kacey becoming angry at Chris for telling another girl that Kacey "wasn't his sweetheart YET" but that "they were warming up to the idea". Chris plans to turn Kacey into his [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]]. Kacey states that they are only friends and that's all they will ever be; Chris is very disappointed and states that he only told the other girl that because it was "wishful thinking".<br />
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<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey Kace, how are you?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I’m ok, just a little tired. How are you?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ahh, I’m ok. Yeah, I got some good news though, in case Kac-Kim hasn’t told you. My fath- my fam- my father and me went down to the social security office. Apparently, I can earn 980 dollars in a month at a job and it would not affect my social security.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That’s good. Is that just for the trial period?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It’s you know… in general.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So…that’s forever?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Prob- Likely so.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh! Well that’s great news. See? Now go get a job. You can do it. That’s awesome. I’m glad you found that out.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah… even though I pretty much have taken care of Walmart over the internet. I’m going to personally go to Target tomorrow, as well as McDonald’s, maybe Toys R Us, or maybe a place in the mall, a couple- I’m not sure a-about those other places. Yeah, I’ll definitely be going out to turn out applications tomorrow.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That’s good. That’s good. Um…I’m happy about that. Like what did you want to do? Like maybe, just be a door greeter or something?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' If I could, I’d like to be either a stock shelfer- a shelf stocker or a cashier. Or ev- or even.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Oh yeah, if you stock shelves, you can work on those muscles.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, or even be, you know, just be- mopping the- just janitorial work. I’d be- I wouldn’t mind doing that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s good. I mean, th-that’s a good humble position. I hope you get it. Umm... just remember you’re going to have to listen to authority if you do that [chuckles]</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s ok. I can- I can take direction as long as it’s, you know, [pause and sigh], as it’s at a certain level of forcefulness. Umm... as long as it doesn’t give the impression of major threat, something like that. But yeah, I can follow direction easily enough.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s good. Well definitely good luck on that and keep me posted.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, I will. Hmm, so yah have some- a class or two today?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Of course I did. Yeah, I have classes Monday thru Friday</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, that’s right. Yeah you do. And then you go to work right? Yup</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yep. Well today I didn’t go to work. I did some laundry and some house-work.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That’s good. [pause] That’s good to have some time to yourself. Um (<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes</font>) anyway, did some laundry, did some house-work… Um... didn’t you say you were living with a room-mate?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''Ah, yes I do have room-mates. I decided dorm-life wasn’t for me.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, dorm-life? So you’re not living in a dorm?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Nope.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, um… Is this like… you’re living in your own house?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um, we’re renting. It’s just an apartment. It’s pretty small.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh. You moved, so you’re in an apartment now.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ah, yeah. You know, cuz it’s the start of the semester.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I’m sorry, what was that?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Cuz I moved, at the start of the semester.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh you moved- oh ok. Yeah, I remember we talked earlier about you-you’re living with your room-mate and uh-b-borrowing your room-mates PS3 and whatever</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Like that rules out that messa- communication to your room-mate’s PS3 if you don’t have a room-mate right now [chuckles like he’s made a joke]. Well at least you still have your Wii. (<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes</font>) You know, we can talk through that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, Yeah have you updated with the recent updates? It’s an update-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [interrupts] No, actually I haven’t. It’s still glowing blue. I’m uh, I’m you know, I just haven’t really touch it lately, I’ve been busy.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah you know, one of the updates I’ve noticed on my Wii, I-I keep it and my Play Station 3 up to date. Y-You know in addition to the t-text messages, you can also send 10 second voice messages.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Y-yeah, you have to have the Wii speak for that. You know, it comes with Animal Crossing, by the way, I have that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, well I don’t. I mean, I got the game, but I didn’t get like the pack with the Wii Speak.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, You’d need the Wii Speak for ah… for the 10 second recording. [pause] Anyway, um, let me see… what else, what else. OH yeah, I, ah return Labyrinth today, but I- guess I- guess what I rented for a dollar? It ca-came into the fam-It came into the dollar section last time, I noticed, when I rented Labyrinth.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ah, my other favorite movie, Dark Crystal?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Pause] Dark Crys- Ah no. I don’t think you mentioned Dark Crystal. If you did I might have forgotten it… Anyway, no not Dark Crystal, I rented Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds Concert.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool. Hannah Montana. But yeah, you must have forgotten about Dark Crystal.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' A-Aren’t you worried about being 27 and renting a Hannah Montana Movie though?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm, not too much. [Stutters] I-It’ll-It- not too much.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, she is underage.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I don’t have THOSE thoughts about her, I do not. I’m serious.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but still. I’m just saying. You know, like me, I’m a girl, but don’t you worry about what people think when the see a 27 year old man coming up with Hannah Montana?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I liked her music, so it’s like, I, you know, want to hear a little bit more of it. Of what I’ve heard, which isn’t very much.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''[At a loss for words] Ah, ok well. A-as long as your comfortable with it. You know it’s just, some people would think it’s kind of gay.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well… [Pause] Yeah, it’s like you know… I think I’ve told you before how… It’s like I have a mind set of a younger age a-at most of the time, even though I have the body of a 20-adult. So it’s like, you know, I like to enjoy the a current young type things you know, my children will be enjoying themselves.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''[Long pause] Well I mean, yeah, it’s good to have nostalgia and everything. Like sometimes, I’ll watch old things like Jem or Care Bears or something. But you still have to grow up. I mean, y-you know, it can’t rule your life.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, like, I should be watching more House or The Office.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I-If those are things you enjoy. You don’t have to do everything just because I do it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I-I do enjoy ''[[Seinfeld]]'' and ''[[Family Guy]]'' and… I enjoy those adult comedies.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That’s good.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [''Long pause''] You know, I can-can’t just quote ''[[Seinfeld]]'' off the top of my head, it would have to just randomly come to me from memory. [Giggles] You know what? George always struck me as funny you know, he’s like the quirky guy that’s just, you know, being himself but yet nobody really likes him that much.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So do you identify with him?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh yes, in like, you know, yeah, r-related to me, like similar life style and yeah fairly much so yeah I’ll-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] So, So you’re like the George Costanza of Sonichu I guess.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Offended] No. I had not even thought of that and the thought of that just, just does not register with me.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you just said you identify with him.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Huffs and sighs] George Costanza of Sonichu. That’s a worse image to imagine than those, t-the retarded open mouthed [adds ‘retarded’ voice] “Hey look at me. I’m some kind of idiot” [returns to normal voice] Sonichu fan drawing somebody, I recall somebody else doing-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] What?! Ar-Ar I-It was just a joke. Are you trying to make fun of me? (<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No</font>) I mean, that’s insulting.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No. I’m not making fun of you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' And I mean, you can’t make fun of people like that. We’ve been through this before. What are you doing?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, no. I was just saying the image…of a George Costanza Sonichu, it just does not appeal to me.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, yeah. But don’t call people retarded like that. That was uncalled for. I don’t even know where that came from.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Stress sigh] If you noticed on the ED page, there is a whole bunch of questionable fanart…where it’s mostly-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Chris! I thought-I thought you didn’t like the ED page. Why do you keep telling me to go to it? I mean if all the stuff, in your life...</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Tries to cut in but Kacey talks over him]</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, just stop. Stop! You talk about it all the time, you need to let it go.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I do hate it. I’m just saying, like you know, I have seen it before. I have seen it-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Cuts in] Yeah, but like every other phone call you keep talking about it. “Kacey go look at it. Kacey go look at it.” I thought you didn’t want me to.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do not want you to look at it. I-I don’t have to talk about it. B-But I’m just saying…don’t… They just made me look stupid. Th-Those artists are just drawing those to make me look stupid</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Whichever.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyway, umm… We can talk about more pleasant things ah… Yeah. I got- umm…My tugboat came in early-um came in earlier... ah so I invested a dollar nine, I invested a little bit of it and downloaded that to a House I told you about.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Season 3 episode 4 Lines in the Sand.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s the one with the autistic child. I told you about that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, yeah you did. Th-There’s a lot better episodes though.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Sounds dejected] Hm... Though still I mean-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Talks over] But House is pretty good all the way around.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok, yeah, yeah. That’s good that you enjoy House. Yeah. I can enjoy- I can enjoy it more…I mean yeah, I can get into that you know-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Well um, I see that you’ve um... favorited some new videos. Um... there’s one Anime that I actually really like. Um, so, I mean-</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Parappa the Rapper</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Nooo, the [[wiki:Welcome to the NHK|Welcome to the NHK]].</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Pause] Wait. Umm...</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You don’t know what videos you favorited?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Pause] Hm, I put, a like you know, so like umm…. Wait, ok. Was this a recent add to my favorite list? The ah, Welcome to the N-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I don’t even remember. I do not even remember that one. I hope nobody is hacking into my pla-my youtube again.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Bu-But you left-</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I’ll have to take a look at that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you left a comment…I mean it’s…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Long pause] I do not remember that. [Small pause] Oh my god, I hope nobody’s got into my Youtube again… I’ll have to take a look at that when we finish up here.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, no, I’m pretty sure everything’s ok. I mean, you left some weird comment saying that it had something to do with Christopher or something. I mean, d-do you do things that you don’t remember?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' If I, If I did, If [Stress Sigh] I don’t know.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I’m going to take that as a Yes.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I don’t know. I mean, if I did…and I wasn’t suppose to, and if I didn’t know it after the fact I did it... it would definitely be like, you know, I don’t know. And-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] But, uh, I guess- I guess does Christopher know?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I willed him away Monday night. I have not heard from him since. I mean- I mean you were right, it was just a possession. I was being possessed… probably by a trolling site- probably by a ghost of one of the past trolls that died.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Astonished] W-What?! What do you think it is?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' A-A What you told me, you know, p- I was being possessed otherwise I, otherwise yeah. I mean, I was aware, I was aware what was going on with that other guy so, yeah. It definitively was not a split personality. I mean-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Talks over Chris] Well I mean, there’s a comment that, that read “I want out Christian.” So you think it’s the ghost of a troll that died? Which troll?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I don’t know. There’s like a number, there’s like a number of them. Like I don’t… I can name two off the top of my head. Max Milvania, who posed as Julie during that Julie fiasco and then there’s Clyde Cash.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' W-Well I mean, from what you told me… I thought Max was alive, I thought Clyde was the only one who was dead. You think it’s Clyde!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do-I don’t know everything. I don’t know. I’m just speaking theories right now. I don’t know for sure.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' W-What happens if he’s still in you? Oh my gosh!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Stress sigh] A-Anyway… hm</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' NO! This is scary. Oh my gosh!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Dramatic sigh] It is scary. But anyway I-I-I wil- I willed that second guy out of my head Monday night and I have not heard from him since.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But I thought you talked about him the other day…I mean, are you sure? I mean, if it’s really that strong of a possession it could be tricking you. Maybe that’s why you’re going blank. I mean, you talked about this yesterday. So, you couldn’t have sworn it off on Monday.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Long pause] No, I willed it away W-I-L-L.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok, you couldn’t have willed it away though cuz you were mentioning this yesterday. Ok. Well, let’s just hope that it is gone.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Starts stuttering] No, no, no, no, yeah we- I mean we weren’t – I mean yeah, we were talking about it yesterday. But it’s like, you know, I wasn’t sure I had willed it away completely. I wanted to make sure, like you know, by waiting, you know, a couple of days to a week before I fin- before I make a final statement around my theory of having willed it away- having will-willing that guy away was true or not.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um, ok. I-I’m not quite sure that makes sense, but ok.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It’s like you know, You want to make sure-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Maybe you should still see that doctor, you know?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I’m gonna, Yeah, I’m gonna, Yeah, I’m gonna</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Have you made an appointment? Or have you seen someone?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I made an appointment with Doctor McGovern. And ah, yeah I’m- yeah yeah. I’m going to talk to him and I’ll</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You’re going to see him soon?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yes, and I’m also going to ask him about the a, about the gym membership discount.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh that’s good, that’s good. I hope you can get one.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, that, that would be good. By the way, I’ve mentioned to my mother, but not my father, about my shop, my shopping for sports bra.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I-I don’t think that, I’m not sure your dad would be comfortable about that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah but, my mom, my mom was more understanding about that topic.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh? So your mom agreed?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. [Pause] She did.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, you are older, so you don’t have to tell them anything, you don’t have to tell them everything Chris. Especially with adult decisions like that. You can’t go running around-</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Tries to talk over Kacey] Yeah bu, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I m-I mean</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I’m glad she agreed with you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, I feel- I feel like my mom should know since, you know. I’m going to start exercising-I’m going to start going out and start jogging. But then I had- I told her before about my man-boobs and my concern about them. So then there’s like, you know, I wanted to let her know that, you know, I do notice that when I move about quickly I do shake about a lot so that bothers me. So I’m in the market for a sports bra a-and she agreed with me on that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well as long as sh-she agreed.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. [Long Pause] Hmm... but yeah, shopping for vegetables. Yeah, I can definitely go to the grocery store and get more ah, get more fresh, more fresh produce instead of going out to a fast food restaurant, even though it might be a little bit more pricey.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right, right. But eating healthy is like that. Um, so what kind of vegetables are you going to get?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, definitely fresher salad. You said Romaine, Roman, Romaine (<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''Romaine Lettuce? Yeah.</font>) Contains more than regular lettuce.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right, like regular lettuce is mainly just roughage and water. Like, the best thing is Mixed Field Greens.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, Mixed Field Greens. Yeah you did mention that. Mixed Field Greens, I remember. Yeah, Mixed Field Greens or yeah salad with Romaine Lettuce. O-Ok. How about tomatoes?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, of course tomatoes are good.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, crushed tomatoes. How about-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, well I mean, just stay, just stay away from things in cans. Like, it’s ok every so often, but, um you know, there’s a lot of sodium in there. And even if you get the lower sodium kinds it’s still not as good and it doesn’t have as many nutrients.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, o-ok, well st- but I’m talking about like, if I go to the grocery store and they have a little mini-salad bar where I can make my own salad. I could find- and they have like the Romaine Lettuce and then I’m just- you know individual vegetables that I could put into my salad.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, remember, just salads aren’t all you can do. You know, um...you know you could, you know, get certain types of vegetables you could cook with.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Pause] Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean raw is good. I mean, have you ever thought of trying tofu?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I’ve heard of tofu, and I’m not really sure about it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, I love tofu. I add tofu to salads. I add it to everything.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You add tofu to your salads.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and you should, ah, try soy milk.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, m-m-my mom and I, we drink, ahhhh, we drink soy milk.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' OH, you already drink soy milk.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, Silk. Th-That brand of soy mil-brand of soy milk, Silk. I’m sure you’ve heard of it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, ok.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but my mom generally likes to get the chocolate flavored soy milk, Silk.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, do you drink it a lot?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I drink it sometimes. Yeah, I could drink it more.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You should… Um ok, you should try to get the regular white one. You shouldn’t always get chocolate all the time.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’ll kee- I will keep that in mind.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok. [Pause and Chris starts to mumble and talk under his breath] Hmm... so always eat tofu and you... You mentioned soy milk ah yeah, let’s continue on from there. What’s your next suggestion?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ummm. Ok, well you should eat a lot of, let’s see here… um definitely a lot of dark leafy vegetables, like kale and collards and stuff, in moderation of course. Because those have fiber and a lot of vitamins you need.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm... Kale and Collard?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Collards, yeah. And mustard greens, turnip greens…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh. I like turnip greens. I’ve never heard of mustard greens though.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Th-They all pretty much taste the same.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Well, I used to confuse turnip greens with spinach.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Really? Totally different taste.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, different taste but I used to you know, because the got- th-they both just have that dark shade of green</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Umm.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, remember Chris, I’m not a doctor or a nurse yet, I mean... you can Google these things and they’ll give you a lot of information on vegetables and stuff. J-Just remember, only eating vegetables is bad too. You need to have balance and everything.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand that balance. Yes, yeah so I’ll eat some fruits as well so yeah. Let’s talk about fruits. Um. I-I think you can agree, with like apples, bananas, oranges, lemons for lemonade.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, th-that… Definitely, definitely citrus fruits are good. Ah, you should try to eat grapefruit every morning.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. Ok, yeah, grapefruit. Um, ok, I’ll, well. How about, let’s see, strawberries…?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, berries are good too. You should eat a lot of blueberries.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ah, more blueberries than strawberries?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, if you... You should eat a lot of blueberries.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok. You know- you know they put ah blueberries and strawberries in McDonald’s, in they a parfait. I’m just saying.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well I mean, um, you could also get those types of juices, like the natural ones. I mean they’re pretty expensive but their worth it. Like the berry goodness one’s really good and so is the green one. It’s got like kiwi… It’s got fruits and vegetables in it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ah, ok, wait a minute. Juices?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean like a juice or a smoothie in the morning is good, cuz ah you don’t want ah- eat too much at breakfast but like I told you. You want to do like five little meals everyday at least.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’ve tried smoothies… I like those. We got- we- I-you know I get a smoothie, you know, every once in a whi-once in a while we’ll get a smoothie from Sheetz. They’re pretty good. Fresh fruit smoothies. I generally like the ah-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well just remember you don’t want it to be an unhealthy smoothie. Like, there’s this place in the suburbs that I like to go to and they have this health shake and it’s got like wheat germ and fruits and stuff in it and it’s got nothing, like sugary, in it. It’s really good.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok. Yeah, definitely local-l-local, local smoothie shops. Yeah, can agree with you on that. I can definitely name one around here that you know, you might find next time you’re in town, unless- if you feel like it’s the same kind of place you got um [unintelligible] at lunch and I found. (<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Huh?</font>) You know the advance cards, you know the advance card that comes out like every September, aaand [starts being incoherent] sticks em out for a life, but their good for a year and it has all these discounts and whatnot?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uhuh</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, but anyway, They have one on the new one I just got. It’s called a tropical smoothie buffet, (<font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uhuh</font>), if you wanna go shopping there, Joshua introduced me to it to him. Very good wraps and smoothies there as well.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh that’s good, but um, you should also talk to your doctor about getting on a vitamin diet plan. I mean, y-you just take vitamins every day, like calcium and iron and vitamin b at least.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, I was on vitamins for a while years, uh, a few years ago but then I… I just didn’t feel like taking them and I just stopped on that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Wait. You can’t do that. I mean, that’ll hurt your body. I mean, sometimes we do need supplements.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. I’m just saying, like I you know, I did- it was like this box of multiple vitamins, you know, like 30 packets and you get like one pill of each vitamin, and uh, in th-in th-in the one, in the one packet and you take those one at a time. You can find them at CVS, but I forget what the brand name is though.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, ya, you know those may not be not exactly what you need, like you should talk with your doctor. You might have to get your vitamins, you know, separately and everything. Cuz some of those packs, the-they’re-they just put them there to make money. Like, you should actually go to a place that specializes in vitamins.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, ok. Anyway getting back to this smoothie café for a moment though. On the coupon, on the advance card it allows me ten percent off any wrap, sandwich, or smoothie.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, ok.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That’s a good deal.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but you know, don’t, don’t, don’t uh, jeopardize you health just because it’s a good deal. I mean your health is worth way more than that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I kn-I just wanted to get that away while I had the card in my hand.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' And besides…you know, some calcium things, they have calcium chews now. So I mean, th-there’s like so many things you can do.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ah, you said calcium chews?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Chews? Yeah. I use those.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok. Yeah, calcium chew… Alright. Hmm, ah shoot. OH, yeah, Would you agree to yogurt?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, yogurt is really good but you have to watch out with how many flavors you get cuz then that’s when they add the sugar. Um, cottage cheese and fruit would probably be better. But yogurt’s good every so often.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok, well just for record though I’ve- I have actually tried cottage cheese before and I jus- and I do not like it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I don’t blame you, but it’s still better, I mean, you could also put it in smoothies with fruit. I mean, you could do that with yogurt too. And then you can’t taste it as much. But you’ve gotta use the plain yogurt, you don’t want the ones with added sugars.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Plain yogurt.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' And, and some of the ones, even if they’re diet, they still, like, they still can mess you up when they have like Splenda and stuff in them.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ahh, what and stuff?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Splenda. You know, like the fake sugars.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Splenda. Oh Splenda. Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It tricks your body and you shouldn’t have a lot of it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Not a lot of Splenda. [Chuckles] Had a lot of Splenda. [Long Pause] Hmm. Ok, let me think a moment. [Long awkward pause]</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, anything else on your mind?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok, well yeah. I’m pretty much taking in everything we talk about so far. I’m trying to think of a b- of- I’m trying to think of the a-the- a new- something new- good something new to talk about. Umm.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What ab- what about Sonichu? How are you doing on Sonichu?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. Because, you know, I had to go downtown today with my family and social security, I was- I couldn’t get another page done today but… Yeah, yeah I’ll try to get some more pages done tomorrow.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok, that’s good.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, definitely, yeah, you know, I should keep in my mind, you know, I originally started it as a hobby so I should continue it as a hobby, I should not let the trolls try luring me down.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Y-you know, their ridicules and all that. Yeah, I was just talking to Kim about, like you know, how to deal with- how to cope with the ah, stress from the trolls. You know, I-I got- Oh by the way, I should let you know, umm, I-I’m on a cell phone plan where I can talk air-time free between 9 and 6, 8, 9pm and 6am and on the weekends.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That sounds like every cell phone plan.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. But any- Yeah. Anyway after 9 o’clock, I checked my voice- I check my voice messages and de- and delete a majority of them which, you know, also where troll messages anyway. And then, you know, I get to the few incoming calls from familiar troll numbers, or otherwise stri- or otherwise restricted. And, ah, unavailable numbers, which by the way, I know Kim does not call me til the 10 o’clock hour except she said sometime between 9 and 10pm tonight?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well what are you going to do if we call you anytime else?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm, yeah, I do have my phone on silent and… just ignore them.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Bu-But what happens if-No, what happens Kim or I try to call you any other time? Like, what if it’s just to say, ‘Hey, I can’t talk to you later.’ Or something? I mean is it just because you don’t have enough minutes?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, no no. It’s just like, you know, I get too many incoming troll calls. I mean they’re coming in by the thousands, even if it’s from- I mean, you know, just the number of calls, not the number of people. I get them in the hundreds to thousands [Stutters]. I-It’s been piling up lately it’s-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, you should start blocking those numbers.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but most of them are restricted or unavailable and you can’t and you can’t block those. If you know how, if-if you don’t know the number to block then there you go…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, technically you can but I don’t think you should if you wanna talk to us and stuff, you know?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, Yeah I know, Yeah. And I have not been able to figure out the blocking option on my phone. I thought I was close, but I rec- but I needed a password and I do not know the four-digit password.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You don’t know the password on your own phone?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Not at the current moment I do not.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, I guess you’re just going to have to deal with them, you know?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I’ll just, ah, listen to my messages and delete them. But anyway, you know, between you and Kim y’all work on your way on voicemail you know. Hm, I’m going to check those- I’m going to check those probably during the afternoon hours, I could. Ye- you know, yeah, you and Kim can just leave me a message on my voicemail, I’ll get it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I-I guess. But you know, it-it’s just frustrating, like sometimes when, you know, like when I was at the mall and I couldn’t reach you. I mean, I don’t know, you just do whatever you feel is best.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. There’ll be-There’ll be- I feel it’ll be much better, you know, yeah, yeah, try and see if you can life the restricted thing off your phone or get a new cell phone. And th-that pretty much goes for Kim too, you know, so then I can-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Interrupts] Well, you know I can’t because of my parents. So I wouldn’t bank on that anytime soon.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. I know but I’m just putting that out there. You could probably do it in the future, not right now. Yeah, you understand. Anyway, yeah you know, just make it so I can actually read your number and then I’ll know it’s you. Every time.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I mean like, you know, currently I’m expecting you and Kim to call me, you know, respectively during the 10 and 11 o’clock hour.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well you know, we-we do have lives Chris. I mean, sometimes that’s just not going to work.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well you know, y’all could send me like, an e-mail, early in the day. I check my e-mail about early afternoon.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok, well that’s great, but I mean you know since we’re FRIENDS, you know, you’re going to have to make some effort too. So I mean… you know…And speaking of us being friends, Kim told me something interesting. Umm, you know this girl named Scout?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yes, yes, yes Scout, she ah-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, apparently YOU had an e-mail telling her that I wasn’t your sweetheart YET, but we were warming up to each other. What did you mean by that?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, well I was just saying…I was… [Long awkward pause] Hmm... let me think a moment… [Another long pause] I ah, um, Scout and I were gonna meet up- were eventually going to meet together and you know, hang out, but-but then it just never up.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That-that may be true, but that doesn’t have anything to do with what you told her. You know I’m still in love with MY Chris. You know I’m still going through a lot. So why would you tell people things like this. I mean, what did you mean by that? That we’re warming up to each other. And yet.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I-I mean warming up to each other as-as friends.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You said I wasn’t your sweetheart YET. How hard is it to understand, that right now, we are friends.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I-I understand det-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [Talks over Chris] Just say we’re friends. It’s like you’re trying to mold me into something, or trap me. That’s not cool. I mean what happens if (<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I’m sorry</font>) we’re forever friends.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Pause] Hmmm.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, what happens if I’m in love with Chris forever? I mean, what happens if, even though the circumstances are horrible, he’s my true one?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well… do you really feel that way right now?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right now I do. And that’s why it hurts so much.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, if you really want to go out and find him, I will not send you away.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I-I know, just yo-you- we need to be friends, Chris. You need to tell people we’re friends. You can’t plot behind my back like that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Dejected] Ok. I’m sorry.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it say friends?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, it’s not hard. But it’s called wishful thinking…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I-I know but the thing is it- it’s wishful, you should keep it to yourself. I mean, if something happens, it does. But if it doesn’t, it doesn’t. The thing is that, you’ll… You just can’t do that. I mean, that’s going to make me angry and push me away. And you need to be respectful of my feelings and how much I love someone else. Even if he can’t be with me.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' [Stressful Sigh] Yeah, I understand and I’m sorry.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well I hope you do, cuz you know, that just irritates me that you’re doing that behind my back.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, ok. Well I can- I can undo Scout. I think yeah Scout was pretty much the only one I told that too, at this point. I mean, it’s not like I made a YouTube video, which I did not. I can swear to God on that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well I hope not.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I promise you I would not. [Pause] And, but yeah sure, I’ll straighten Scout out, if it’ll make you feel better.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It will make me feel better. It’ll make me tons better.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok, I’ll send an e-mail to Scout and let her know that you and I are just friends. Yeah, I’ll straighten her out.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, [Chris stress sighs] I’m going to go ahead and go and (<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah</font>) you know, I’ve got school so I will talk to you- I might be late tomorrow because I’ll be working but I’ll try to talk to you when I could.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ok, I understand. I-I’ll be waiting for you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok, alright. Bye.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Bye, talk to you later. Stay safe. Bye-bye.</font><br />
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[[Category:Liquid Saga]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_6&diff=176038Kacey Call 62014-11-18T15:56:05Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>31 [[August 2009]]<br />
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*[[Chris]] got some calls from a [[troll]] pretending to be from [[GameFAQs|gamefaqs.com]] (Chris pronounces "GameFAQs" as if "faqs" is a word).<br />
*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.<br />
*Chris's parents drop him off at the [[mall]] so he can draw [[comics]] while they go use their senior discount at IHOP.<br />
*If Chris went to IHOP with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.<br />
*Chris wrote a list of nice discussion topics because he doesn't want [[Kacey]] to yell at him again.<br />
*First topic: ''Hannah Montanna''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy it on Blu-Ray]].<br />
*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.<br />
*First the hypnotist wanted Chris to insult him, so Chris called him [[Random-access humor|"Uncle Screwy Louie"]]. He still thinks it's funny. Then the hypnotist said "when you open your eyes you'll see everyone naked". Chris didn't really see anyone naked, but he played along as he [[The Creepy Stare|smiled at the ladies]].<br />
*Another good college memory is when he was included in a quiz show game. Chris didn't make it very far, but at least he tried.<br />
*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children. Chris could tell by looking at a prom picture of her that she was already taken by [[JERK|some guy]], when he saw that it put him into [[Stress|shock]] for a while.<br />
*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], "but they kinda came and gone", especially after he got kicked out of English class. He "became shy" after that.<br />
*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him "[[CADD Chef|this one black guy]]" at PVCC, and how upon first being there he "had bad vibes about him". He picked almost as many arguments as his father! Chris says the teacher would constantly [[Kick the Autistic|put him down and what-not]], with mean insults like "That's not right, do it over bla bla bla"... Kacey points out that's not putting him down, that's teaching. Chris did not like his tone of voice. "The way he carried on and such. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed."<br />
*Chris was happy to graduate from PVCC, because "It felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven". Chris was sad to graduate from [[High School]], because he didn't receive any awards.<br />
*He's still whining about not getting any awards; he got a star pin but "that's SMALL in comparison to other awards". Kacey tells him to stop being childish and grow the fuck up; Chris ignores her and whines more.<br />
*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey talks about David Bowie's [[Pickle|"bulge"]]; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos|STRAIGHT]].<br />
*Chris "tried reading" ''[[Harry Potter]]'' but couldn't get into it. Also competition with [[Pokemon]] or whatever.<br />
*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.<br />
*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He of course says Pamela Anderson's ''Star'', then admits he hasn't read anything else. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch 22''. Chris thinks a "Catch 22" is a kind of "sexual touch".<br />
*The only books Chris owns are [[R.L. Stine|''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'']].<br />
*He also read ''The Giver'', so he spends five minutes recounting what happens in that book.<br />
*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities. Kacey tells him he's full of shit.<br />
*'''Chris says he JUST NOW changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. He is serious.'''<br />
*"Christopher" says he only caught some of the conversation and doesn't know what's going on.<br />
*Kacey tells him he might have a brain tumor. <br />
*Christopher gives up and says he just switched back to Christian.<br />
*Christian says "Christopher" came out recently while he was playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. He thinks there is a difference between his two personalities' voices.<br />
*Chris says he'll talk to his doctor about this serious problem.<br />
*Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris suddenly backtracks and says he just made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls.<br />
*Chris stopped taking some of his meds and now he feels more confident. <br />
*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last 2 years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like "It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea".<br />
*Chris says he mostly eats grilled chicken sandwiches from [[McDonald's]]. He thinks this is [[Chris and Health|healthy]]. He also only eats Hungry Man dinners "once or twice" a month, mostly he eats Healthy Choice frozen dinners.<br />
*Chris says he walks about half an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is "strenuous".<br />
*Kacey thinks Chris is going to die.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hi Kace, how are you?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm okay, just a little tired from work, how are you?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm okay, I'm a little too tired from uh, being trolled. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Aw.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I keep answering incoming calls from the trolls. Uh, especially, uh, to- Especially, uh, you know, incoming calls from the one... troll who pretended to be an employee over at GAME FACKS ''[sic]'' dot com- You know, G-A-M-E F-A-Qs, uh... Anyway, uh... They say- Anyway, they say it was the guy that's been ordering all the uh, free catalogues and boxes and what-not, sending 'em to my house with the stupid [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] name on the address. Uh, yeah but I'm handling that and dealing with-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well you should tell them to fuck off and leave you alone. I mean...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You should tell 'em to fuck off and leave you alone. They won't be expecting that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, my father- My father did tell them that. Actually, after we got home from the uh, church yesterday, he told 'em that. And they called a couple more times today and he's finally giving up. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you shouldn't be bothering your father with that, I mean YOU should be able to do it. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You should be able to fight your own battles.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean- I mean, he's been calling the house phone and my father- And my mom and dad have been ans- Have been monitoring his calls with their caller I.D. which is downstairs. In their lair only.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well then they shouldn't pick up either.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah well mostly they do not pick up. Uh, anyway, also this, uh, guy... that pretends to be a legal rep from- from uh, Bandai, Bandai or something... Yeah he's practically calling non-stop, and that's just been- That's just been bothering to me. I finally- I finally managed to to, uh- I think I finally shut him up though. Uh, yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I think you should just keep telling them to fuck off, I think you need to take a better offensive stance on this. They're not going to expect that from you, you just need to be like... Like, just be strong.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you think I haven't tried telling 'em to uh, to back- to back the fuck off, I have done that before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you really have to be a man about it, you need to really say it in a tone, you can't show them any fear, any whining or anything, you need to just WOW them.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah well anyway, I think I finally got- I finally got the Bandai guy to shut up, I, uh, you know, I called him back and I told him to call toll-free HIS phone number, OR shut the fuck up and stop calling my cell phone number. And then I said goodbye and hung up on him. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, that's a good start.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''[Forced laugh]'' Yeah, so anyway, um...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well if you've got their numbers you should call back and do that yourself, I mean, don't wait for them to come on your turf, you need to show them you mean business.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, they have your number anyways, it's not like it would hurt.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I should definitely be calling 'em back and telling 'em to, uh... Yeah. I will do that. Uh, but anyway-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, shouldn't let them take control of you. You need to control THEM.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Turn the tables, you know.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I will do that. I will do that, but any- Yeah. Anyway, something else on my mind, my father and I were planning on going down to Social Security tomorrow or Wednesday, talking about what they can do for us with the, uh, job and all that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well that's good, I mean it is on the website though, so it shouldn't harm you, but maybe they'll have someone who can help you through, but remember, don't let them do everything for you, and you should probably do it tomorrow, you know... Just because, I mean why not get it done as soon as possible?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Get it done faster.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That will surely show those trolls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. You know one thing though, uh... I would do it myself but unfortunately I don't know the right questions to ask, my father is the one that has- has more knowledge about that sorta thing, so yeah. But definitely like, uh-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you need to get the knowledge. So, YOU should be doing this, your dad can't do this for you, this is about you being independent. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, but I don't know the right questions to ask.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, they're gonna show you what you have to do, I mean the... It's common sense what questions you're gonna have to ask. Like, "How much can I make? How many hours can I do?" this is stuff you already know, you shouldn't sell yourself short.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Or ask your dad beforehand. Don't make him do it for you, just be like- See you don't even have to ask him, just be like "Do you have any suggestions?"<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' This is something that you need to do yourself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I need to ask suggestions, yeah. I should probably ask him to write down the right list of questions for me. But then he'll probably- Then he'll likely insist on wanting to come and, uh- Yeah, come along anyway. And plus like, you know, yeah, my mom's just finally offered me to, uh, to uh, to drive her car today, but unfortunately I had to let her drive, yeah, she was going to IHOP, and I wanted to do some- get some drawing done at the mall while we were out, uh, cuz you know, if I'm not going to [indecipherable] family, but they would drop me off at the mall while they're at IHOP, cuz if I go with them to IHOP that will mess up their uh, senior discount deal. And then they might not be able to get me the sandwiches that I would have- The sandwich I would have that night. It's a pretty good sandwich, by the way.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You got a sandwich from IHOP? That's like, the International House of Pancakes.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well, my family gets like a senior discount, and uh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But what does that have to do with pancakes, it's pancake house!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[Laughs]'' Well, they sell sandwiches there. Heh, I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, you go to IHOP for pancakes...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh, well I'm sure my mom and dad would have eaten pancakes themselves there, but I mean I don't know, but you know, it's their- Order pancakes at the uh, International- Over at the IHOP... ''(Uncomfortable laugh)'' I don't know... Plus, I don't know all the details of the uh, senior citizens discount, though anyway if I went with them there, uh, it would just mess things up. I mean I know we- We know, we tried it once before, and they- Yeah, it just really messed it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Messed what up?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The senior discount deal.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean the people at the, uh, restaurant place are, uh, fairly strict.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah I'm surprised they even have a senior discount deal, I mean my restaurant doesn't.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's like once a week though. Only on Monday nights.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well back to the Social thing, I mean... I think you need to tell your parents that this is something you need to do, you need to face the world on your own. It'll be a great learning experience for you and you'll be with people who are there to help you. So it's not gonna hurt you or anything.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, we'll I'll- I'll talk to my father and see- See if he'll write me the correct list of questions and let me go by myself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean plus they're gonna take you a LOT more seriously if you're coming to them yourself. They're gonna look at you with your parents and they're gonna be like, "This guy doesn't want help". They're gonna... not help you. They're going to do it resentfully.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean that's just the way the world works, unfortunately, that's the way they're gonna see it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like a dog eat dog world, well you're right, I see- I see- I see it from your point of view, I get it. Hm. Anyway, I- Anyway, let me, uh- Anyway, uh... Anyway, other than that, I did come up with some nice, uh, discussion topics that you and I could talk about. You know, like a couple of days ago, but then uh... Then you brought up the maturity, telling me all that... It's like I couldn't get the, uh, conversation topics I managed to write-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay well if you have them, go ahead and bring them out, that'd be cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on Hanna Montanna, your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, well, Hanna Montanna's like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13 year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, it's cool, Miley Cyrus is so talented.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well I mean I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But it's really for teeny-bopper girls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean, I've only seen like a couple of episodes of the show, yeah, but from what I recall, you know, yeah, she's- she's pretty good. But it's like you know, I mean I could get into like, you know, watching more of the show myself, I just uh, hadn't really gotten around to it, or... Just hadn't really felt like it but it's like you know, I could. I mean you know they released season one on DVD, plus they have the uh, movie on Blu-Ray, I could rent that, or... rent the season one or whatever.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... but anyway yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Remember how I said I wanted to talk about more ADULT topics, and I just mean mature topics? Do you have any of those?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, kind of, we could talk about college- We could talk about my college days. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, go ahead.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, just uh- I mean I could reminisce a bit about uh... You know, between high school days and eventually leading on to college days. Got the rundown here (?)... Let's see...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay well tell me about college.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah, okay, I only have like a couple of good memories from my college days, like uh, you know... Uh, there was this one time, where uh... This good- Where this hypnotist came in, and uh, he- And then I- And then he let me uh, get up on stage and be one of the uh, subjects. But it's like, I wasn't really hyp- I wasn't really hypnotized. But I, like, played along with it, I mean I actually knew what was going on.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And I think uh... Hang on, let me see if I can remember what happened. Um... Yeah I think at one point, uh... He wanted me to, like, insult him a little bit, when he said a cue. And it's like, uh... Yeah, it's like yeah, okay, I got it, when you say the word you'll want me to insult you, and it was like I couldn't- I tried to think of a good insult but I don't know, I just came up with like you know, just calling him "Uncle Screwey Louie". ''(Waits for Kacey to laugh)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ohh. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Laughs)'' I don't know why that- That little- He just.. Just a silly stupid name. Uncle Screwy Louie. Heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah. ''(Laughs politely)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah then like you know, later he's like you know, oh, then everyb- Then he says, like you know, he says at a certain point everybody opens their eyes and then... It's like- We're supposedly like to see everybody... naked- Everybody in the audience naked, and freak out or something. It's like, uh, you know, I- I opened my eyes and I didn't really see anybody naked, I saw everybody with their clothes on. But it's like you know, I played along and I just sat there and smiled. Heh. At the ladies in the audience. ''(Laughs)'' Yeah. And then he says like you know he gave me another cue like yeah, "Chicago", then everybody- Then we all- Then we all danced. A little bit. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And it's like I did my fill of dancing, he touched my shoulder and told me to sit down, there you go. Uh, I think that was pretty much- I think that was pretty much it as far as I can remember from that day.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway another- Anyway another good memory I have from the college days is like you know I participated in a quiz sh- In uh, this one time, in a quiz show event. Uh... It was like you know, one of those remote con- One of those things where they hand you a remote control and you answer the- and you answer the uh, questions while you're in a seat. And if you're amongst the uh, top four scorers you get to go to a- You get to go and uh, be one of the uh, buzzers on the panel to uh, win the mon- win the prize money. Try and win the prize money. Uh, obviously I did not even get up there- I did not even get the chance to get up there, but, you know, I tried anyway.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, at least you tried, that's all you can ask for.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh, another thing I uh, feel like I should mention, uh, remember- I think I remember telling you a little bit about my high school crush Kellie An- Kellie Andies?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, after we graduated I was in touch with her for like about a year and a half after that, and then it's like I- I missed calling her one weekend, and then it's like I sorta- I lost the habit. And then like a- And then like a couple of months- A couple of months, uh... earlier recent- Couple of months ago recently, I found that she had been... Excuse me. She had been married and she has like, one or two children. So...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That's good for her then, anyway. But it's like you know, uh, I, you know, after I stopped the uh, habit my mom made me- My mom told me like you know- Oh yeah I can tell from like, you know, just from looking at her like, like in... The prom... The, uh... Yeah she was obviously already taken by this- By some guy. And it's like- I was like oh my God, I was in shock for a while. I think it was like for a couple of weeks or a couple of months. Maybe- Yeah, somewhere between there.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Not really listening)'' Oh that's cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, I lost touch with her and that was like a downfall. Uh, I've made a few friends and acquaintances since uh, Piedmont. But they kinda like came and gone. And it's like you know, mostly like GONE, because since, you know, after- Especially gone since after February 24th 2003, which was- that was the, uh... 21st birthday I got kicked outta the English classroom, so it's like you know, I couldn't make- I just didn't- I uh, just didn't feel like- I just didn't... I just became shy, and didn't make as many friends as I was able to beforehand. And then the uh, and then the uh, Sweetheart Search and Mary Lee Walsh, uh... Going on and all that. And then I got banned for a year and the anger management and the... I got the anger management from the uh, psychiatrist's class, I think I told you about that. Uh, but anyway, I, um... It also- Also, I told [[Kim]] about this part, but uh... You know, during my, like my last seme- My- My last, uh, couple of semesters... Before I got my diploma, um... Instead of my teacher being this, uh- Being this nice, uh... Woman teacher I knew, uh... It was this one black guy. Just one black ''[indecipherable, probably something racist]''... But he was just like uh, you know, upon first meeting him, I- [[Chris and race|I had bad vibes about him]]. And... And yeah, I was right- I was right with that cuz you know, he- He and I just never saw eye to eye. And he picked more arguments, almost as much as my father.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay, so you thought this guy was like your father?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... No, no, no, I did not consider him like my father, I'm just saying that like you know, he picked about as many arguments, and pushed a nu- pushed a number of buttons, about as much as my father did. And it was- it just- it just really made me angry at him-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, what sort of arguments were they about? What were they like? I mean, a teacher shouldn't do that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, like you know, he was contradicting my work, and this was also in the uh, last-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Are you sure he wasn't giving you constructive criticism? He is a teacher...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well- Yeah, it wasn't really constructive criticsm, it was just mostly put-downs and what-not.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well what did he say?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He's just like, uh, "No, this is not right, do it over, bla bla bla bla bla..."<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's not putting you down, that's teaching!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, but still, he was- His tone of voice was really- It was like- It was full of anger! And- And I just did not- I just did not like that I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well how many times did he have to tell you that, I mean I'd be angry too if someone kept making the same mistake...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah but, you know, I'm not- '''I'm not one to repeat mistakes''', and I was like doing this... really big project in my final semester. The big plans to make- The big Computer Aided Drafting and Design plans for my Cwcville Shopping Center, two stories, all the stores and the mayor's office! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I think he was just trying to help you. I mean, he's teaching, he wants you to pass. He doesn't want you to fail.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I- I mean, I did finish it. Ended up getting a passing grade, but still, you know, I did not like his tone of voice! The way he carried on as such.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well did you tell him that? Did you tell him that you appreciated his criticisms, but maybe he should, uh... watch his tone?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I don't remember exactly but I think I might have thanked him for his- uh, for uh, you know, being a teacher and that- and that sort of thing. Uh... Yeah I don't think I talked- I don't think I talked to him about his tone of voice.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's just the way he talks, I mean did he talk that way to the other students?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, no he was- He talked more calmly. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well what'd you get in the class?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I ended up getting like a... You know, a passing a grade like an A- Like an A or a B.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, an A and a B is a really big difference. And, you know, passing- The only thing that isn't passing is one failing grade, so you know... That's, well...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' At least you passed the course.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I passed the course, got my degree, but anyway, when I got my diploma then at the graduation ceremony, I mean like, I was only too glad to leave that Piedmont Virgina College, cuz you know, I had no new friends- I had no new friends that I would be leaving behind. And I had the bee-yotching Mary Lee Walsh. And then the-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I thought that it wasn't her- I thought you apologized about that, and stuff.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh- This- Yeah, I mean- This was like, only a couple of months ago... And, I like- Up to two months ago...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, then you should probably stop referring to her as that. You know, let it go. Let the past go.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed grunt)'' Anyway the point was, I was only too glad get- to graduate from Piedmont, 'cause anyway, I just per- Just personally, it felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven. Felt more like Hell.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But... It's school, what do you expect?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. Anyway but, I think a big difference though is like, you know, Manchester High School, I definitely have more... positive memories from there, like you know and I did have all my friends. And it's like you know, when I did graduate, I was just sad to leave all my friends. And the all- And all- And all- And all that. Plus, like you know, I didn't, uh, get an award for my creativity, even though I was very creative and I was like... I was highly commended- I was highly commended upon that, at- at- at that moment.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I think you've told me this before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Ignoring/talking over her)'' But uh, I did not- I did not- I did not get an award at the end. During the award ceremony, that whole graduation mess just... Yeah. Between the award and-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well remember, like I said, high school stuff really doesn't matter. Not in the real world.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Groan)'' Maybe not, but it makes you feel better about yourself, talks yourself up, from- to how you feel...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why would you need that to feel good about yourself? You should feel good about yourself, period-dot-the end. You don't need an award, that's stupid. That's putting faith in material things, when you you should be putting faith in yourself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I did, I mean, I did have faith-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, you got to graduate, you got the best reward of all.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did- I did have faith in myself. It's just like you know, I felt like, you know, they did not see me as worthy of getting an award at that time, it's just like you know... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Talking over him)'' You shouldn't think of it like that, maybe just, you know, other people deserved it. You can't win everything!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like, as if they were telling me like, they had no faith in me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That doesn't mean anything! If you said you were commended, then you were commended, just 'cause you don't get an award, doesn't mean that you're not awesome, I mean, that's childish. That really is, you shouldn't need an award, and you shouldn't feel that they have to give it to you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Maybe someone else really deserved it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed stress noises)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, you weren't the only one who didn't get an award.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I know, I was not the only one who didn't get an- Well, actually, that's not really true, 'cause I got like... a star, for my grades. My [[Honor Roll]] grades. A star pin. But yeah- That's just- That's just like, you know... That's SMALL in comparison to these BIG awards, and I just felt like you know, oh, I'm looking forward to like-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I don't think it's a big award, I mean did they get money or something? If they didn't, it's not a big deal. They get a piece of paper, oh wow, it's a piece of paper that they probably don't even have anymore, it's probably lost.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I wouldn't have- I would not have lost my piece of paper if I had gotten it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I really don't think it's as important as you say it is, and you shouldn't put that much stock in it. I mean...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Anyway, yeah... I mean I don't put- I don't put as much into it back then, as I- Uh, I don't put as much nowadays. Into that, I just you know-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You shouldn't hold a grudge against that, I mean you're 27. You should get over it. High school is over. It's been over.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You have one year until your ten year reunion, I mean it's DONE. Done deal.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the beginning of that sentence, you said something about the reunion?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, that's just showing how much time has passed.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So you should totally get over it. You don't wanna go there and, you know, talk about this, so people go, "Oh my gosh, this has been over, what are you talking about?" You wanna be adult.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... ''(Long pause)'' But I think that if, still, if I had've gotten an award, I would've felt- I would definitely have felt more- I could've felt a lot better, and much easier, to like you know, leaving high school behind. Like cuz you know, it was definitely more about leave- Me leaving my friends behind.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, just because you get out of high school doesn't mean you shouldn't keep in touch with your friends. Just leaving high school, it should be a good thing, because you're going on to bigger and better things.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(Long pause)'' Yeah. Hm, you know I actually wanna talk about an adult thing, let's just talk- like you know, uh... Uh, how do you deal- Uh, it's like you know, you have your- You have your well-thought moments to yourself, and then you think- And then you think you don't go off (?) if you appreciate the uh... older things, and uh like you know, like- like the uh, older music and the older movies that you watch. You know, you better- You better appreciate them as an adult, cuz you- Rather than as a child, because you couldn't really understand it, it's like you know, recently I watched some- Recently I re-watched some [???] Brothers, and- and- and I have a better adult understanding of the movie than I did when I watched it there a number of times since I uh, was a child or a teenager. Uhh, what are some of the things that you reminisced about, that made you feel better? Or... And you felt, more better when you viewed it as an adult.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm sorry I didn't get that, could you repeat that? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... Some of the things that you used to, uh think about when you were a child, but then you kinda thought about as an adult and further appreciated as such. Uh, what were some of those things?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Long pause)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Did you understand that? Kacey?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um... Uh... Not much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Not much. Okay... Hm, okay, um... It's like- Okay, what was the, uh, favorite movie of yours that you watched when you were younger? When you were young.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um, it's still ''Labyrinth''. I mean, ''Labyrinth'' is a pretty old movie.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, by- Yeah oh by the way I watched- Anyway I rented it and watched it last night, it is a good movie. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You watched it? Oh, cool!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. All the complex- All the complexities, and uh... That made it like you know, yeah I think knowledge would be [???] you know. I like the part in the beginning with the uh, maze. Like, oh yeah, you think it's a wall, but then it's actually like you know, it's actually a space between the vines that's just- It's just like a visual illusion right there. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So what do you think about Jareth? I mean, Jareth was my favorite.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, David Bowie played him. Yeah, he's okay-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh, I know, he coulda stolen me any day.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He coulda stolen you any day? What, like as a little baby?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, no, obviously not, but I mean, he was... He was- Oh, that fucking [[Pickle|bulge]]! Ooh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I mean that's- I mean, the uh- Yeah. You would- You would be impressed by that, but as a guy, I'm not totally impressed with that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Trying not to laugh)'' Why not, it's David Bowie! Everybody loves David Bowie!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I'm str- Yeah well it's like, you know, uh... I don't wanna go into that, it's just like you know, just... Yeah. But, yeah, I'm straight. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But still, it's not like you can't appreciate. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But I mean it's like you know, I appreciate his- I appreciate the way he sang, and yeah, he sang pretty good. But yeah I mean, then you go reference- referencing his BULGE. And then, that's like WHOA-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, just because you can say another man is attractive or hot, doesn't mean you're gay, like I can easily say another GIRL is hot or attractive, and appreciate her for her womanly things, and it doesn't mean that I want to have a relationship with her. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yeah but anyway- Uh, from my point of view though... Uh, definitely... have not really given it much- given it all that much though, and... Ahh, I don't- At this point I just don't feel like I could... care to really change my mind otherwise. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But I liked how, uh, Jen- How uh, Jennifer played her role as the, uh, girl who went through da maze. That was pretty good. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And then made the- And then made the friends along the way, like uh... Yeah she had that- That yeti-like guy, I think his name was, like, Yorda or something like that? <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, close enough, heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I said close enough.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh, close enough, okay. Yeah I kinda liked him, and... Oh yeah, there's like... I bet- You know, he keeps- He kept calling Hoggle, "Hogwart"? That's where- I bet that's where the author of ''[[Harry Potter]]'' got that- got that word. From that movie ''Labyrinth''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I don't know if that's where she got it, but... That's a good theory.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Chuckles)'' Yeah. It is a good- Yeah it is a good theory. But, a lot of things in life, you know, start off as theories until proven right or wrong. But then it's- Like you know, then it's- If I wanted to actually prove that right or wrong just from my point of view it's like, I don't know, I would uh, probably- I would probably go- would go look on Wikipedia for, uh... ''Harry Potter'' or whatshername, the author, I know it's a woman, I forget what her name is but because I didn't know I never came up with-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' J.K. Rowling.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah that's it, J.K. Rowling, thank you. Uh, but anyway. Yeah I never cared mu- I never cared for ''Harry Potter''. No, but anyway- Uh... anyway what were we talking about- Oh yeah, proving theories, yeah I could just try looking it up on Wikipedia and see what they say on there. ''(Long pause)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, I don't know, I don't think she's ever admitted something like that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah okay, well then yeah she- She may or may not have actually she- She may or may not seen ''Labyrinth'', but I don't know, that's uh, one thing or another, um... Uh, but yeah, I've been still, you know, yeah, David Bowie played his role- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why do you not like ''Harry Potter''? I mean, have you ever read the books? I actually enjoyed them. Like, I thought a lot better of it after I read the books.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried reading one of the books, but it's like I could not really get into it. And originally I did not like ''Harry Potter'' very much cuz... Harry was like, uh, in league- In competition with Pokemon. And-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Not it's not, it's two totally different worlds. It's way more advanced than ''Pokemon''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... Yeah but, yeah... Yeah but, this was like- This was like years ago, I don't remember all the details, so I guess it's like, uh... I don't know, it's like you know, I'm still saying I hate- I don't like Harry Potter that much... But it's like- But it's like, I forgot the original reason why- ''(Chris suddenly starts yelling)'' I WISH THIS STUPID INCOMING CALL WOULD- Ugh, that Bandai guy keeps getting- That Bandai person there keeps calling me back, that... It's like, you know, the beeping is- The beeping of his incoming call is just interrupting... the conversation, it's like you know, at points it's like the beeps interrupt you when you're talking and it's just like, it bothers me, I wish this guy would QUIT. I mean why doesn't he get through is skull- through his fuckin' skull I mean I told him right off when I called him back, that he was like- that he was just calling toll-free- "Call my- call your number toll-free but quit calling my number, shut the fuck up goodbye", I wish- I thought he was gonna- I thought he was gonna quit 'cause he hasn't called for like, five or ten minutes, then he starts calling again and interrupting the conversation with you! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, he should have way more respect, I mean, obviously you weren't answering for a reason. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, what- 'Cause you know, 'cause I'm not- 'Cause I know he's a troll. And I don't- I've already established that I know that he's a troll. And I asked him to- And I asked- And I pretty much just forced- I pretty much, uh, raised my voice against him and told him to stop, but he's continuing on and on! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's... That's horrible, he shouldn't do that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You're gonna have to be more firm with him.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Stress noise)'' Yeah. It's like you know, what- It's like you know, what I was saying is just I'm not exactly sure what to say, other than what I've already said.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right, well I mean, let's go back to better things. Um... If you don't like ''Harry Potter'', what books have you read recently?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The last book I read was Pamela Anderson's ''Star''. I thought that was a good story, for what she did.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, I've never read that one.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah it's a good story, it's like, basically, she's like- It's like a book about- It's like, uh, as if she was writing her own life, but she was like renaming the characters, renaming herself Australia (?). Which is like you know, it's like- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That sounds crazy, I mean, I wouldn't put much stock in what Pamela Anderson does anyway, it's like when Courtney Love tried to do a manga, it's like, no thanks.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Well it's not- I mean, like you know, yeah... You know, it showed that Pamela Anderson was definitely a smart woman, it's like you know, I wanted to appreciate her as, you know-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm pretty sure she had a ghost writer. I'm pretty sure she did.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, it- No, I- She pretty much- I do believe she said so herself, she wrote the book herself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's all publicity.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Anyway, still- Still, I've read the- I've read most of the book, and I- and I've enjoyed it. It's a pretty good story.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I know but like, celebrities never write their own books. They just don't have time. They just slap their name on it. I mean, uh, how about any other books?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhhh... Yeah, other than that- Other than ''Star'', I haven't read- I haven't read too many other books. ''(Long pause)'' Uh, it's like you know, I've either- either been watching- I've either been watching television or playing video games... Uh, other than ''Star'' I haven't read a book since I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know what you should read, you should read ''Catch-22''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've heard of th- I've heard of ''Catch-22''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It's a great, great book.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've heard that- Yeah, oh you know, that reminds me of this joke I heard Pamela Anderson- On the show Pamela Anderson starred in called ''Stacked''. And then it's like, uh... Oh shoot, how'd that joke go... Um... Yeah anyway it was a Catch-22 pun right there, but I'll have to watch that episode again to, uh, find- figure out how it goes-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Do you even know what a Catch-22 is?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' "A Catch-22"? <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you even know what that is?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ummmm... I think it's like- I think it's like a sexual touch, or something?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, that's a innuendo. Um, a Catch-22 is where you're "Damned if you do, damned if you don't".<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ohhhh. Oh yeah, I see that now, yeah, okay. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, yeah I get it. I get it, yeah. M'kay. Anyway, I was- Anyway, I'm right now I'm just, uh... I just got my copy of, uh, ''Star''. Uh, right by my side, so I was just looking at the, hm... About the author, it's like- Okay, yeah, I'm looking on the inside cover on this inside here... Hmm. Yeah it talks about the, uh, author company, uh, "Atria Books"? Uhhh, it says here "This book is a work of fiction; names, characters, places and incidents are-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know what was a really good book, that I really liked? ''Battle Royale''. The novel, not the manga, that was awesome. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' "Battle Royale". Hm. Okay, well I'm looking at- Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about a couple of books recently that uh, you were in- that you were in- Uh, I should definitely look those up, I wrote them down in my thing here...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like the "Looking Glass Wars."<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(mumbles confusedly)'' Yeah, oh, oh you're, no that's not it, I'm on the wrong page. Oh, here it is. Oh yeah, you were telling me about, uh, "The Looking Glass Wars," "(Red?)," and "Arch Enemy."<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes. And "Seeing Red." Um, so, I mean, what books do you own, I mean, don't you own books that you can read?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I do own books. I got, I got, nearly all the Goose-, all the original "Goosebumps" books, ''(mumbles something)'', and some of the "Fear Street" books too.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well do you have any adult books? Like, like, not erotic books, but adult books.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, [''pause''] um, well other than that, yeah, no, not really. Oh wait, I do have, actually, oh yeah, uh, oh shoot, I have a couple of other books in my collection as well. I have "To Kill a Mockingbird," and, uh </font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh good!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' and, uh this other one, I think this other one, I have this other one that I read back in High School as well. I think it was called ''The Giver.'' [''pause''] Yeah, I remember- I remember the story of ''The Giver.'' It was like, uh, yeah, we were living in- the setting was like, uh, a black-and-white time- time, where everyone was like, uh, the same, not too different from each other, and, uh, instead of like, you know- married couples and stuff, uh, just having a lot of children, it's like, uh, yeah they have birth mothers and, uh, birth fathers in these hospitals or whatever. They give birth to the babies, and the- and the- uh, and the- they don't even bother recording their actual birthdates or giving them their names there. They just, um, give them to the family and, uh, and think they do- I think they give- [''stammers''] I think the parents name the child. [''stammers more'']-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [''extremely annoyed''] Okay, well anything else?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, yeah, let me- let me finish talking about ''The Giver'' though. Um, but anyway, it centered around- around the, uh, boy, who, uh, was- was gi- was given- was given a job of being the giver, and was learning about all this stuff outside the, uh, black-and-white world where it's all colory- colory- he sees colors and everything, and then he starts seeing the color '''red''', among, uh- among other [''unintelligible''], and then he's like, 'oh, I'm starting to appreciate life now, then I wanna get out of this world,' then they ended the book, he takes his little brother and, uh, gets out of there, and then, it's like an open-ended- it's like an open ending there, so you're not really sure what happens beyond that. Anyway, uh, it's a- it's a compelling story, it's pretty go- Oh yeah! [''chuckles''] Here's a funny one! There's like a part in the beginning of the book, ''The Giver'', uh, where d- where this child is like waiting in line to get a ''snack'', and then- and then it's like a long line, and he's been waiting this- this whole time, and he's like, 'why have we been waiting so long? I want my ''smack''.' [''chuckles''] <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [''forces a laugh''] <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And then the adults tear- and then the adults hear him, and then they- and then they- and then they hear him and they give him a ''smack''!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, is there anything else on your mind? Like, I mean the email you sent me really worried me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, well... Yeah, it's like when I'm still get- I'm still getting used to like, you know... Yeah, but, it definitely puts in perspective of why I'm often confused and blank. It's like points when I'm trying to think of something... It's like you know, it's like I'm switched over to Chris- To... Christopher. And, uh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Chris... You know it doesn't happen like that, right? Multiple personalities never surface at the same time, and they usually don't know about each other, like you would have that blank feeling and that is it. That sounds like possession, that's NOT schizophrenia, that's NOT multiple personalities. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Plus, you'd be born with it. You can't get it because of Autism. Or from a name change.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well uh, describe to me though, what uh- "Possession", what is that?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Possession?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, this kind of possession that we're talking about here.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It's a possession... I mean, that's the only time I've ever heard of two different personalities being manifested in the same body at the same time. It means you're being controlled by an outside force.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And... Sorry, what was that last one?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know, like demons.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' I don't know. But it's like, point is, it made me realize, like you know, yeah, you know... Me being Christian, I was- I was definitely the wuss and the [[Naive|gullible]] one. But then it took- And then it took the uh, dynamic half that I've been- that I've been talking to lately, uh... Made me- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Those are personality traits, those aren't personaliTIES.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Longer pause)'' Okay, well I don't claim to know everything about multiple personalities or whatever... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean you just can't make another personality come out like that, like it's not possible, you couldn't do it right now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Even longer pause)'' Uh well I don't know, we'll just have to see about that, won't we? Heh. Anyway...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, if you think you have that much control over it, you should be able to do it right now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Now Christopher)'' Yeah I pretty much just did! Heh, I pretty much just did. I'm the dynamic one right here!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay... So you're a completely different person. You don't know anything I've talked to you about before, you're completely different.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've caught wind of some of the conversation when you were talking to Christian, uh... Yeah. But, I don't know all the details, other than the fact that I've got ''Star'' right next to me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right... I mean, it still doesn't sound plausible at all. It really doesn't. I mean... That's like stuff you should go to a doctor for, 'cause that's definitely not healthy, like, you know that could be the sign of a brain tumor, right? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Really?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, actually, it is. Like, next you're gonna be telling me that you feel like you're falling when you're standing.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Falling on my standing?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, like, people, when they stand, they could be standing or sitting, and they close their eyes and they feel like they're falling? That's a huge sign of a brain tumor. But this is what it sounds like, like it doesn't sound like multiple personalities, maybe you should really go get that checked out. I mean, this is what I'm going into, this is what I study. I'm really scared for you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Pause)'' Uhh hang on, I'm gonna switch back. ''(Makes a noise to indicate that he "switched back")''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Laughing at him)'' There's no "switching back"... What??<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Christian again)'' Uhh, yeah. Uhh, I heard a little bit, uh, you said something about... Yeah, well I did- I did hear about this, uh... Yeah, I'm definitely gonna schedule to see my uh, psychiatrist Dr. Pryce about this, ''(Kacey talks over him)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Still laughing at him)'' No, you need to see a doctor! Like, these are horrible symptoms! <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well anyway- Look, anyway, yeah, psychiatrist, I got- I still got Dr. Pryce's number, he was the psychiatrist I went to during that year I was kicked out of, uh... the, so... I think-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, Chris, these are real medical symptoms. Like, so if this is an excuse, you need to quit it. Because if not, you are probably extremely, extremely sick. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hm. I see. Hm. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like, this isn't cool to play around with.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, but uh, yeah, to make it- To make a point though, he has- I mean, before last- Even before last Sunday, he's come out a few subtle times, like you know, uh... Yeah, when I play Guitar Hero, he comes out like you know definitely, he plays Guitar Hero a little bit, and I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Who is "he"? Who are you talking about? If we're gonna play this way, fine. Who is "he"?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm talking about Christopher. You just talked to him a moment ago.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay... So there's two of you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' There's a big difference- There's a big difference right there just in the voice tone. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Long Pause)'' And you can control both of you at will, then?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' More or less, yeah. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, like I said, that really sounds like, um, symptoms of something wrong with your brain, but you know, what do I know, I'm only going into the medical field.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Alright well yeah, I mean, I'll definitely talk to my... Yeah I'll get in touch with my psychiatrist to talk to him about it, or uh... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' A psychiatrist isn't gonna be able to help with that, like, a real doctor would have to, like... If you told this to a real doctor, they're gonna be like, "Oh my God, you need help NOW". So like I said, if this is just an excuse, you need to quit it. Because this can get you, like, in serious shit.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hmm. Well yeah, that's a lot for me to think about. Uhh... Yeah, but... I can schedule an appointment with my uh, with my physician Dr. McGovern, uh... Talk to him- Talk to him about that, and see what- See- Get his opinion... He's a medical doctor. Over at my- Over at, uh, Martha Jefferson Medical Clinic, nearby.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Is he a General Practitioner?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well then he can refer you to a specialist. But I mean, when's the last time you saw him? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm not sure, last time I saw him was- I usually see him about, uh, every three or four months. Uhhh, so it's like I'm...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright well when was the last time you saw this psychiatrist?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, the last time I saw a psyc- A psychi- I saw Dr. Pryce was like, uhh... Uhh, two thousand six or seven. Something like that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I thought you said in [[30 August 2009|the video]] and in the email that psychiatrist helped you bring out your other side, so... Why was there, like, a two-year delay? That doesn't make sense to me. At all.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, when I was saying- Yeah, pretty much when I was saying that in the video... That was pretty much just something to, uh, give the trolls something- for the trolls, uh, inquiry, like you know, "Oh, you should go see a doctor", or something like that, it was just- It was just fuel for da trolls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um... Well... You used it against me too, I mean, I... That sounds like lying. I mean, did they give you any medicine?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yep, I mean, they... Yeah, McGovern, they prescribed for me- Actually no, not McGoveren, original prescriber, it was like a doctor, this happened like, I don't know, in 1990-something. I was prescribed Paxil for [[stress]]... For stress problems, you know, keeping my stress down, whatever, but then I got upgraded- And then that went- And then Paxil went out- went out of date, and so I had to be switched to Paroxetine. Uh, but basically I- I was actually- Basically after- During the whole time I took- I took Paxil and Paroxetine, I never actually saw any emotional difference. Or, uh, like I mean you know, I felt- I mean, I still felt STRESS. And uh, all that- and all that stuff, it's- I- And then- Yeah, I recently- And I recently stopped taking the Paroxetine about a month ago, I mean, and then I felt- and then I- and then I fe- I still felt a little difference other than the fact like you know, I'm definitely feeling more CONFIDENT. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well that's... That's good.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, you know... There's also, like... Yeah, one of the original-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You do know that the psychiatrist is just the person who gives you drugs, they're not like a psychologist.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well I don't know the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist, other than-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I just told you what it was. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah you just told me, yeah, psychiatrist is what gives me medicine, psychologist is, uh... Okay, psychologist, explain that to me, please. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Psychiatrists give you-<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, ''psychologist''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm doing both, Chris. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Psychiatrist gives you the medicines, and psychologists are the people who are like therapists that you talk to.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhh. Okay, now I get it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' This is simple stuff.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well you see, I did not know that. I did not know that. That's new to me, so I learned that, and I'm going to keep that in my head.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, they have different degrees, and different areas of study.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I see<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, are you still on any medications at all?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, I'm taking Lipitor to try to keep my cholesterol maintained , but it's like, you know, my cholesterol wasn't really that high, but, you know, when I started Lipitor, I just felt, uh, I just felt, you know, it'd probably be a good step to keep it down.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, uh, did your doctor recommend that?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, McGovern recommended the, uh, Lipitor. He, as like an optional thing, but, you know, if you want to it's a good idea. So, yeah, so, I've been taking Lipitor for, I don't know, a few years now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(mortified)'' But, you're- you're twenty-seven. That's not something you should worry about at twenty-seven.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Cholesterol.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But- that- you don't get it. most twenty-seven year olds don't have to worry about that. That's for- old people who can't help it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I don't know, yeah, but this was like a few years ago when I was threatened over bad cholesterol and trying to maintain it, along with exercise. ''(stress sigh)'' Yeah, I don't remember that conversation very well.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Maybe you should just start eating healthier. I mean, I don't really know what you eat, but, obviously if you're on Lipitor when you're twenty-seven- I mean. What do you eat?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, mostly I eat like, mostly I eat like chicken sand- or-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' From where? Chicken sandwiches you ''make'', or, from where?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, you know, like from, grilled chicken sandwiches like from McDonald's or IHOP-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know that just because it's grilled doesn't mean that it's good for you. </font><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well it's better than crispy <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It, it doesn't matter. It's still bad for you. I mean, that's like saying- I don't even know. That's like saying that,um, eating a gallon of ice cream is better than eating a whole cake, because the ice cream has dairy.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I never heard that before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's 'cause I just made it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[chuckles]'' Oh, you just made it up. Oh. Okay. You just made it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yep. Ha, I mean, but this isn't funny. You- you could- that shows a serious problem, you could be, uh, you could '''die''' from this.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Uh, well, if you suggest it then I could stop taking the Lipitor and uh-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' '''NO! NO! NO!''' I mean if you're on it, you're on it for a reason! You need to stop eating all that fast food, I mean, how much, okay, you've got to eat something other than chicken sandwiches. What else do you eat?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, I eat- I eat- I eat salads.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, salad doesn't always mean healthy. I mean, what do you put on the salads? Do you put tons of dressing on it? Is there meat on it? Is there, uh- where do you get the salads from?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It's basically just like lettuce, tomato, carrots, some cheese-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You see, that's where they get you, they put cheese on salads, I mean, where do you get these salads from?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(pause)'' Yeah, they're like side salads from [[Wendy's]] or McDonald's.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Those- those aren't healthy, Chris. Just 'cause it says ''salad'', that- no!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''protesting'') It comes with- it comes with real vegetables!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It- but just because it- okay, but do you put any dressing on it?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do not put dressing on the salad.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean that's- that's good and all, but still- I mean there's gonna come a point where even this medicine's not going to help you. You know that, right?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um,you're talking about the Lipitor, right? That's not gonna be good for me?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, I mean there- there gets to a point where even modern medicine cannot help you because you've destroyed your body so much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Oh, so much more stuff for me to talk to my doctor about.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't talk to you about this already! I mean, don't you read the nutritional facts? They have to be on fast food now. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, okay, do you eat anything that does '''not''' come from a fast food restaurant?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah, I sometimes, sometimes I buy food from the grocery store.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like, like what? What do you have, like do you eat lean meat? Do you have fresh vegetables? Or is it just stuff like Hungry Man dinners and pizza?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Once or twice, in like a- in like a month I have like a Hungry Man.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know those things are awful for you, right? You know that they have like- one hundred per- like, they have like a '''thousand percent''' sodium, and tons of calories.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but mostly I have- mostly I eat like Healthy Choice- I- mostly I would eat Healthy- it, uh- of the frozen dinner varieties, I would eat Healthy Choice.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Even then those are bad for you, 'cause of all the preservatives. I mean, they have to have them, because it's not fresh. I mean- okay, that- is that all you eat, I mean, how many of those do you eat a week, 'cause you should only be eating them once a month at most, and even then that can hurt you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''stress sigh'')<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Chris, I'm sorry, I mean, this is- this is what I'm going to do. I'm gonna help people with this, that's why I'm trying to get fit myself, just, y-y- wow!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean I'm tryin' to remember my, uh- I'm tryin' to remember some of the, uh, eating schedule from the past, like, month, er, from the past, like, month.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well can you cook things?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can cook.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what? Like, okay, name the things that you can cook, but only if you cooked them for yourself and ate them within the last month.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''thinking hard to himself'') Within the last month. I can- I can cook the- I can cook vegetables in the, uh- </font><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what?</font><font color="#0033FF"> pot. Like green beans. Corn.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What do you cook them in?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I put 'em- I put 'em in like- a pot- like a pot, with some water, and put them in the- I put them in the- on top of the oven.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but are they fresh vegetables or are they canned?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, they're canned.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, that has tons of sodium too, Chris! It's all the hidden stuff. I mean, you need to get some fresh produce. I need to take you to like a farmer's market or something.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''coughs or something'') Excuse me. Yeah, I guess you probably- I guess you probably do. I dunno, er, I mean- I mean- (''pause'') that's a lot for me- that's a lot for me to think about right there.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, this sounds like eating habits that means, you know- '''this is why people don't live past thirty or forty.''' You know that, right? I mean, do you at least- do you exercise, um, you know, to ''balance'' it? I mean, like, I know you said we were going to go jogging, but, um, how often do you exercise, and what do you do? Do you do cardio?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do exercise. I walk about- I walk about a half-hour to an hour a day, (''pause'') around the neighborhood.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well you know, you need to get your cardio up, you need to break into a jog or something.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's pretty strenuous. I- I- I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, it's not strenuous, your body should be used to this! You- you just need to get you heart-rate up... to a certain beat-per-minute. I mean, just power-walking would work. How are you going to go jogging with me if it's so 'strenuous'?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, maybe I was exaggerating when I said strenuous. Hmm, but, yeah, mostly, yeah, it's, I mean, I'm just sayin' mostly I- mostly I do walk. And sometimes I do speed it up a little bit.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' See, this is the stuff that I- this is why I want to become a nurse, 'cause I see people doing stuff like this and I want to help them, because this stuff- it hurts me on the inside.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. I'm sorry.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I- I can't stand to see someone hurt their body so much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''long pause'') Yeah, I hear ya. I do. (''pause'') Yeah. I'm like one that needs help in this sorta thing.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' (''long pause'') Okay, well I'm- I'm gonna go, I've gotta finish up some homework.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'll let you go.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well, um, I'll send an e-mail, um, with, you know, some books and stuff and maybe, you know, a couple recipes and stuff. Um, you know, I'll just send you an all-around e-mail, so, can you, uh, check that? I'll- I'll send it in a minute. I'm just gonna send you some links.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well then, I'll talk to you later!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright. Take care.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright. Bye.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Bye-bye.</font><br><br />
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[[Category:Liquid Saga]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Kacey_Call_6&diff=176037Kacey Call 62014-11-18T15:51:45Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>31 [[August 2009]]<br />
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*[[Chris]] got some calls from a [[troll]] pretending to be from [[GameFAQs|gamefaqs.com]] (Chris pronounces "GameFAQs" as if "faqs" is a word).<br />
*Chris thinks he defeated a troll by calling him back and telling him to shut the fuck up.<br />
*Chris's parents drop him off at the [[mall]] so he can draw [[comics]] while they go use their senior discount at IHOP.<br />
*If Chris went to Ihop with his parents it would "mess things up" because they're using their senior discount to buy Chris sandwiches.<br />
*Chris wrote a list of nice discussion topics because he doesn't want [[Kacey]] to yell at him again.<br />
*First topic: ''Hannah Montanna''. Kacey says it's for 12 year old girls, [[Pedofork|Chris thinks it's pretty good and wants to buy it on Blu-Ray]].<br />
*Second topic: Chris's [[college]] days. His first good memory is the time a hypnotist came and included Chris in his act.<br />
*First the hypnotist wanted Chris to insult him, so Chris called him [[Random-access humor|"Uncle Screwy Louie"]]. He still thinks it's funny. Then the hypnotist said "when you open your eyes you'll see everyone naked". Chris didn't really see anyone naked, but he played along as he [[The Creepy Stare|smiled at the ladies]].<br />
*Another good college memory is when he was included in a quiz show game. Chris didn't make it very far, but at least he tried.<br />
*Chris was in touch with his "girl crush" [[Kellie Andes]] for a while after graduation; recently he found out she's married with two children. Chris could tell by looking at a prom picture of her that she was already taken by [[JERK|some guy]], when he saw that it put him into [[Stress|shock]] for a while.<br />
*Chris made a few friends and acquaintances at [[PVCC]], "but they kinda came and gone", especially after he got kicked out of English class. He "became shy" after that.<br />
*Chris talks about a teacher, or as Chris calls him "[[CADD Chef|this one black guy]]" at PVCC, and how upon first being there he "had bad vibes about him". He picked almost as many arguments as his father! Chris says the teacher would constantly [[Kick the Autistic|put him down and what-not]], with mean insults like "That's not right, do it over bla bla bla"... Kacey points out that's not putting him down, that's teaching. Chris did not like his tone of voice. "The way he carried on and such. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed."<br />
*Chris was happy to graduate from PVCC, because "It felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven". Chris was sad to graduate from [[High School]], because he didn't receive any awards.<br />
*He's still whining about not getting any awards; he got a star pin but "that's SMALL in comparison to other awards". Kacey tells him to stop being childish and grow the fuck up; Chris ignores her and whines more.<br />
*Chris watched ''Labyrinth'' because it's Kacey's favorite movie. Kacey talks about David Bowie's [[Pickle|"bulge"]]; Chris gets uncomfortable and tries to change the subject because he is [[Homos|STRAIGHT]].<br />
*Chris "tried reading" ''[[Harry Potter]]'' but couldn't get into it. Also competition with [[Pokemon]] or whatever.<br />
*Chris suddenly tard rages because a troll keeps calling him. He doesn't understand why he keeps calling after Chris told him to stop.<br />
*Kacey asks what books Chris has read recently. He of course says Pamela Anderson's ''Star'', then admits he hasn't read anything else. Kacey tells him he should read ''Catch 22''. Chris thinks a "Catch 22" is a kind of "sexual touch".<br />
*The only books Chris owns are [[R.L. Stine|''Goosebumps'' and ''Fear Street'']].<br />
*He also read ''The Giver'', so he spends five minutes recounting what happens in that book.<br />
*Chris tries claiming that he has multiple personalities. Kacey tells him he's full of shit.<br />
*'''Chris says he JUST NOW changed over to his other personality, so now he's [[Christopher]] instead of Christian. He is serious.'''<br />
*"Christopher" says he only caught some of the conversation and doesn't know what's going on.<br />
*Kacey tells him he might have a brain tumor. <br />
*Christopher gives up and says he just switched back to Christian.<br />
*Christian says "Christopher" came out recently while he was playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. He thinks there is a difference between his two personalities' voices.<br />
*Chris says he'll talk to his doctor about this serious problem.<br />
*Kacey isn't taking his stupidity seriously, so Chris suddenly backtracks and says he just made up this multiple personality shit to mess with the trolls.<br />
*Chris stopped taking some of his meds and now he feels more confident. <br />
*Chris has been taking Lipitor for the last 2 years to keep his cholesterol down. He's like "It was optional, but I thought it was a good idea".<br />
*Chris says he mostly eats grilled chicken sandwiches from [[McDonald's]]. He thinks this is [[Chris and Health|healthy]]. He also only eats Hungry Man dinners "once or twice" a month, mostly he eats Healthy Choice frozen dinners.<br />
*Chris says he walks about half an hour a day around the neighborhood, and thinks this is "strenuous".<br />
*Kacey thinks Chris is going to die.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Hey Chris, it's Kacey.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hi Kace, how are you?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm okay, just a little tired from work, how are you?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm okay, I'm a little too tired from uh, being trolled. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Aw.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I keep answering incoming calls from the trolls. Uh, especially, uh, to- Especially, uh, you know, incoming calls from the one... troll who pretended to be an employee over at GAME FACKS ''[sic]'' dot com- You know, G-A-M-E F-A-Qs, uh... Anyway, uh... They say- Anyway, they say it was the guy that's been ordering all the uh, free catalogues and boxes and what-not, sending 'em to my house with the stupid [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] name on the address. Uh, yeah but I'm handling that and dealing with-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well you should tell them to fuck off and leave you alone. I mean...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You should tell 'em to fuck off and leave you alone. They won't be expecting that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, my father- My father did tell them that. Actually, after we got home from the uh, church yesterday, he told 'em that. And they called a couple more times today and he's finally giving up. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you shouldn't be bothering your father with that, I mean YOU should be able to do it. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You should be able to fight your own battles.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean- I mean, he's been calling the house phone and my father- And my mom and dad have been ans- Have been monitoring his calls with their caller I.D. which is downstairs. In their lair only.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well then they shouldn't pick up either.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah well mostly they do not pick up. Uh, anyway, also this, uh, guy... that pretends to be a legal rep from- from uh, Bandai, Bandai or something... Yeah he's practically calling non-stop, and that's just been- That's just been bothering to me. I finally- I finally managed to to, uh- I think I finally shut him up though. Uh, yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I think you should just keep telling them to fuck off, I think you need to take a better offensive stance on this. They're not going to expect that from you, you just need to be like... Like, just be strong.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you think I haven't tried telling 'em to uh, to back- to back the fuck off, I have done that before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah but you really have to be a man about it, you need to really say it in a tone, you can't show them any fear, any whining or anything, you need to just WOW them.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah well anyway, I think I finally got- I finally got the Bandai guy to shut up, I, uh, you know, I called him back and I told him to call toll-free HIS phone number, OR shut the fuck up and stop calling my cell phone number. And then I said goodbye and hung up on him. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, that's a good start.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''[Forced laugh]'' Yeah, so anyway, um...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well if you've got their numbers you should call back and do that yourself, I mean, don't wait for them to come on your turf, you need to show them you mean business.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, they have your number anyways, it's not like it would hurt.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I should definitely be calling 'em back and telling 'em to, uh... Yeah. I will do that. Uh, but anyway-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, shouldn't let them take control of you. You need to control THEM.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Turn the tables, you know.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I will do that. I will do that, but any- Yeah. Anyway, something else on my mind, my father and I were planning on going down to Social Security tomorrow or Wednesday, talking about what they can do for us with the, uh, job and all that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well that's good, I mean it is on the website though, so it shouldn't harm you, but maybe they'll have someone who can help you through, but remember, don't let them do everything for you, and you should probably do it tomorrow, you know... Just because, I mean why not get it done as soon as possible?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Get it done faster.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That will surely show those trolls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. You know one thing though, uh... I would do it myself but unfortunately I don't know the right questions to ask, my father is the one that has- has more knowledge about that sorta thing, so yeah. But definitely like, uh-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But you need to get the knowledge. So, YOU should be doing this, your dad can't do this for you, this is about you being independent. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I know, but I don't know the right questions to ask.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, they're gonna show you what you have to do, I mean the... It's common sense what questions you're gonna have to ask. Like, "How much can I make? How many hours can I do?" this is stuff you already know, you shouldn't sell yourself short.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Or ask your dad beforehand. Don't make him do it for you, just be like- See you don't even have to ask him, just be like "Do you have any suggestions?"<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' This is something that you need to do yourself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I need to ask suggestions, yeah. I should probably ask him to write down the right list of questions for me. But then he'll probably- Then he'll likely insist on wanting to come and, uh- Yeah, come along anyway. And plus like, you know, yeah, my mom's just finally offered me to, uh, to uh, to drive her car today, but unfortunately I had to let her drive, yeah, she was going to IHOP, and I wanted to do some- get some drawing done at the mall while we were out, uh, cuz you know, if I'm not going to [indecipherable] family, but they would drop me off at the mall while they're at IHOP, cuz if I go with them to IHOP that will mess up their uh, senior discount deal. And then they might not be able to get me the sandwiches that I would have- The sandwich I would have that night. It's a pretty good sandwich, by the way.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You got a sandwich from IHOP? That's like, the International House of Pancakes.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well, my family gets like a senior discount, and uh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But what does that have to do with pancakes, it's pancake house!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[Laughs]'' Well, they sell sandwiches there. Heh, I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, you go to IHOP for pancakes...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh, well I'm sure my mom and dad would have eaten pancakes themselves there, but I mean I don't know, but you know, it's their- Order pancakes at the uh, International- Over at the IHOP... ''(Uncomfortable laugh)'' I don't know... Plus, I don't know all the details of the uh, senior citizens discount, though anyway if I went with them there, uh, it would just mess things up. I mean I know we- We know, we tried it once before, and they- Yeah, it just really messed it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Messed what up?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The senior discount deal.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean the people at the, uh, restaurant place are, uh, fairly strict.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah I'm surprised they even have a senior discount deal, I mean my restaurant doesn't.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's like once a week though. Only on Monday nights.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well back to the Social thing, I mean... I think you need to tell your parents that this is something you need to do, you need to face the world on your own. It'll be a great learning experience for you and you'll be with people who are there to help you. So it's not gonna hurt you or anything.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, we'll I'll- I'll talk to my father and see- See if he'll write me the correct list of questions and let me go by myself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean plus they're gonna take you a LOT more seriously if you're coming to them yourself. They're gonna look at you with your parents and they're gonna be like, "This guy doesn't want help". They're gonna... not help you. They're going to do it resentfully.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean that's just the way the world works, unfortunately, that's the way they're gonna see it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like a dog eat dog world, well you're right, I see- I see- I see it from your point of view, I get it. Hm. Anyway, I- Anyway, let me, uh- Anyway, uh... Anyway, other than that, I did come up with some nice, uh, discussion topics that you and I could talk about. You know, like a couple of days ago, but then uh... Then you brought up the maturity, telling me all that... It's like I couldn't get the, uh, conversation topics I managed to write-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay well if you have them, go ahead and bring them out, that'd be cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright. Alright, well... Here's a good one, uh, let's talk about my feelings on Hanna Montanna, your feelings- Your, uh... We could- we could further your- Your- Destination of your feelings about her. And that show.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, well, Hanna Montanna's like a guilty pleasure for me, because you know, it's a show for like 13 year-old little teeny-boppers, and I really shouldn't be watching it. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I mean, it's cool, Miley Cyrus is so talented.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well I mean I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But it's really for teeny-bopper girls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I mean, I've only seen like a couple of episodes of the show, yeah, but from what I recall, you know, yeah, she's- she's pretty good. But it's like you know, I mean I could get into like, you know, watching more of the show myself, I just uh, hadn't really gotten around to it, or... Just hadn't really felt like it but it's like you know, I could. I mean you know they released season one on DVD, plus they have the uh, movie on Blu-Ray, I could rent that, or... rent the season one or whatever.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... but anyway yeah-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Remember how I said I wanted to talk about more ADULT topics, and I just mean mature topics? Do you have any of those?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... Well, kind of, we could talk about college- We could talk about my college days. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, go ahead.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, just uh- I mean I could reminisce a bit about uh... You know, between high school days and eventually leading on to college days. Got the rundown here (?)... Let's see...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay well tell me about college.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah, okay, I only have like a couple of good memories from my college days, like uh, you know... Uh, there was this one time, where uh... This good- Where this hypnotist came in, and uh, he- And then I- And then he let me uh, get up on stage and be one of the uh, subjects. But it's like, I wasn't really hyp- I wasn't really hypnotized. But I, like, played along with it, I mean I actually knew what was going on.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And I think uh... Hang on, let me see if I can remember what happened. Um... Yeah I think at one point, uh... He wanted me to, like, insult him a little bit, when he said a cue. And it's like, uh... Yeah, it's like yeah, okay, I got it, when you say the word you'll want me to insult you, and it was like I couldn't- I tried to think of a good insult but I don't know, I just came up with like you know, just calling him "Uncle Screwey Louie". ''(Waits for Kacey to laugh)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ohh. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Laughs)'' I don't know why that- That little- He just.. Just a silly stupid name. Uncle Screwy Louie. Heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah. ''(Laughs politely)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah then like you know, later he's like you know, oh, then everyb- Then he says, like you know, he says at a certain point everybody opens their eyes and then... It's like- We're supposedly like to see everybody... naked- Everybody in the audience naked, and freak out or something. It's like, uh, you know, I- I opened my eyes and I didn't really see anybody naked, I saw everybody with their clothes on. But it's like you know, I played along and I just sat there and smiled. Heh. At the ladies in the audience. ''(Laughs)'' Yeah. And then he says like you know he gave me another cue like yeah, "Chicago", then everybody- Then we all- Then we all danced. A little bit. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And it's like I did my fill of dancing, he touched my shoulder and told me to sit down, there you go. Uh, I think that was pretty much- I think that was pretty much it as far as I can remember from that day.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway another- Anyway another good memory I have from the college days is like you know I participated in a quiz sh- In uh, this one time, in a quiz show event. Uh... It was like you know, one of those remote con- One of those things where they hand you a remote control and you answer the- and you answer the uh, questions while you're in a seat. And if you're amongst the uh, top four scorers you get to go to a- You get to go and uh, be one of the uh, buzzers on the panel to uh, win the mon- win the prize money. Try and win the prize money. Uh, obviously I did not even get up there- I did not even get the chance to get up there, but, you know, I tried anyway.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, at least you tried, that's all you can ask for.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Oh, another thing I uh, feel like I should mention, uh, remember- I think I remember telling you a little bit about my high school crush Kellie An- Kellie Andies?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, after we graduated I was in touch with her for like about a year and a half after that, and then it's like I- I missed calling her one weekend, and then it's like I sorta- I lost the habit. And then like a- And then like a couple of months- A couple of months, uh... earlier recent- Couple of months ago recently, I found that she had been... Excuse me. She had been married and she has like, one or two children. So...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That's good for her then, anyway. But it's like you know, uh, I, you know, after I stopped the uh, habit my mom made me- My mom told me like you know- Oh yeah I can tell from like, you know, just from looking at her like, like in... The prom... The, uh... Yeah she was obviously already taken by this- By some guy. And it's like- I was like oh my God, I was in shock for a while. I think it was like for a couple of weeks or a couple of months. Maybe- Yeah, somewhere between there.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Not really listening)'' Oh that's cool.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, I lost touch with her and that was like a downfall. Uh, I've made a few friends and acquaintances since uh, Piedmont. But they kinda like came and gone. And it's like you know, mostly like GONE, because since, you know, after- Especially gone since after February 24th 2003, which was- that was the, uh... 21st birthday I got kicked outta the English classroom, so it's like you know, I couldn't make- I just didn't- I uh, just didn't feel like- I just didn't... I just became shy, and didn't make as many friends as I was able to beforehand. And then the uh, and then the uh, Sweetheart Search and Mary Lee Walsh, uh... Going on and all that. And then I got banned for a year and the anger management and the... I got the anger management from the uh, psychiatrist's class, I think I told you about that. Uh, but anyway, I, um... It also- Also, I told [[Kim]] about this part, but uh... You know, during my, like my last seme- My- My last, uh, couple of semesters... Before I got my diploma, um... Instead of my teacher being this, uh- Being this nice, uh... Woman teacher I knew, uh... It was this one black guy. Just one black ''[indecipherable, probably something racist]''... But he was just like uh, you know, upon first meeting him, I- [[Chris and race|I had bad vibes about him]]. And... And yeah, I was right- I was right with that cuz you know, he- He and I just never saw eye to eye. And he picked more arguments, almost as much as my father.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay, so you thought this guy was like your father?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... No, no, no, I did not consider him like my father, I'm just saying that like you know, he picked about as many arguments, and pushed a nu- pushed a number of buttons, about as much as my father did. And it was- it just- it just really made me angry at him-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, what sort of arguments were they about? What were they like? I mean, a teacher shouldn't do that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, like you know, he was contradicting my work, and this was also in the uh, last-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Are you sure he wasn't giving you constructive criticism? He is a teacher...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well- Yeah, it wasn't really constructive criticsm, it was just mostly put-downs and what-not.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well what did he say?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He's just like, uh, "No, this is not right, do it over, bla bla bla bla bla..."<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's not putting you down, that's teaching!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, but still, he was- His tone of voice was really- It was like- It was full of anger! And- And I just did not- I just did not like that I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well how many times did he have to tell you that, I mean I'd be angry too if someone kept making the same mistake...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah but, you know, I'm not- '''I'm not one to repeat mistakes''', and I was like doing this... really big project in my final semester. The big plans to make- The big Computer Aided Drafting and Design plans for my Cwcville Shopping Center, two stories, all the stores and the mayor's office! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I think he was just trying to help you. I mean, he's teaching, he wants you to pass. He doesn't want you to fail.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I- I mean, I did finish it. Ended up getting a passing grade, but still, you know, I did not like his tone of voice! The way he carried on as such.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well did you tell him that? Did you tell him that you appreciated his criticisms, but maybe he should, uh... watch his tone?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I don't remember exactly but I think I might have thanked him for his- uh, for uh, you know, being a teacher and that- and that sort of thing. Uh... Yeah I don't think I talked- I don't think I talked to him about his tone of voice.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, maybe that's just the way he talks, I mean did he talk that way to the other students?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, no he was- He talked more calmly. He talked more calmly to the other students, I actually observed.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well what'd you get in the class?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I ended up getting like a... You know, a passing a grade like an A- Like an A or a B.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, an A and a B is a really big difference. And, you know, passing- The only thing that isn't passing is one failing grade, so you know... That's, well...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' At least you passed the course.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I passed the course, got my degree, but anyway, when I got my diploma then at the graduation ceremony, I mean like, I was only too glad to leave that Piedmont Virgina College, cuz you know, I had no new friends- I had no new friends that I would be leaving behind. And I had the bee-yotching Mary Lee Walsh. And then the-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I thought that it wasn't her- I thought you apologized about that, and stuff.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh- This- Yeah, I mean- This was like, only a couple of months ago... And, I like- Up to two months ago...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, then you should probably stop referring to her as that. You know, let it go. Let the past go.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed grunt)'' Anyway the point was, I was only too glad get- to graduate from Piedmont, 'cause anyway, I just per- Just personally, it felt more like a Hellhole than Heaven. Felt more like Hell.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But... It's school, what do you expect?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. Anyway but, I think a big difference though is like, you know, Manchester High School, I definitely have more... positive memories from there, like you know and I did have all my friends. And it's like you know, when I did graduate, I was just sad to leave all my friends. And the all- And all- And all- And all that. Plus, like you know, I didn't, uh, get an award for my creativity, even though I was very creative and I was like... I was highly commended- I was highly commended upon that, at- at- at that moment.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I think you've told me this before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Ignoring/talking over her)'' But uh, I did not- I did not- I did not get an award at the end. During the award ceremony, that whole graduation mess just... Yeah. Between the award and-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well remember, like I said, high school stuff really doesn't matter. Not in the real world.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Groan)'' Maybe not, but it makes you feel better about yourself, talks yourself up, from- to how you feel...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why would you need that to feel good about yourself? You should feel good about yourself, period-dot-the end. You don't need an award, that's stupid. That's putting faith in material things, when you you should be putting faith in yourself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah I did, I mean, I did have faith-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, you got to graduate, you got the best reward of all.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did- I did have faith in myself. It's just like you know, I felt like, you know, they did not see me as worthy of getting an award at that time, it's just like you know... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Talking over him)'' You shouldn't think of it like that, maybe just, you know, other people deserved it. You can't win everything!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah it's like, as if they were telling me like, they had no faith in me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That doesn't mean anything! If you said you were commended, then you were commended, just 'cause you don't get an award, doesn't mean that you're not awesome, I mean, that's childish. That really is, you shouldn't need an award, and you shouldn't feel that they have to give it to you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Maybe someone else really deserved it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Annoyed stress noises)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, you weren't the only one who didn't get an award.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I know, I was not the only one who didn't get an- Well, actually, that's not really true, 'cause I got like... a star, for my grades. My [[Honor Roll]] grades. A star pin. But yeah- That's just- That's just like, you know... That's SMALL in comparison to these BIG awards, and I just felt like you know, oh, I'm looking forward to like-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I don't think it's a big award, I mean did they get money or something? If they didn't, it's not a big deal. They get a piece of paper, oh wow, it's a piece of paper that they probably don't even have anymore, it's probably lost.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I wouldn't have- I would not have lost my piece of paper if I had gotten it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I really don't think it's as important as you say it is, and you shouldn't put that much stock in it. I mean...<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Anyway, yeah... I mean I don't put- I don't put as much into it back then, as I- Uh, I don't put as much nowadays. Into that, I just you know-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You shouldn't hold a grudge against that, I mean you're 27. You should get over it. High school is over. It's been over.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You have one year until your ten year reunion, I mean it's DONE. Done deal.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the beginning of that sentence, you said something about the reunion?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, that's just showing how much time has passed.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So you should totally get over it. You don't wanna go there and, you know, talk about this, so people go, "Oh my gosh, this has been over, what are you talking about?" You wanna be adult.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... ''(Long pause)'' But I think that if, still, if I had've gotten an award, I would've felt- I would definitely have felt more- I could've felt a lot better, and much easier, to like you know, leaving high school behind. Like cuz you know, it was definitely more about leave- Me leaving my friends behind.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, just because you get out of high school doesn't mean you shouldn't keep in touch with your friends. Just leaving high school, it should be a good thing, because you're going on to bigger and better things.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(Long pause)'' Yeah. Hm, you know I actually wanna talk about an adult thing, let's just talk- like you know, uh... Uh, how do you deal- Uh, it's like you know, you have your- You have your well-thought moments to yourself, and then you think- And then you think you don't go off (?) if you appreciate the uh... older things, and uh like you know, like- like the uh, older music and the older movies that you watch. You know, you better- You better appreciate them as an adult, cuz you- Rather than as a child, because you couldn't really understand it, it's like you know, recently I watched some- Recently I re-watched some [???] Brothers, and- and- and I have a better adult understanding of the movie than I did when I watched it there a number of times since I uh, was a child or a teenager. Uhh, what are some of the things that you reminisced about, that made you feel better? Or... And you felt, more better when you viewed it as an adult.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm sorry I didn't get that, could you repeat that? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... Some of the things that you used to, uh think about when you were a child, but then you kinda thought about as an adult and further appreciated as such. Uh, what were some of those things?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Long pause)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Did you understand that? Kacey?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um... Uh... Not much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Not much. Okay... Hm, okay, um... It's like- Okay, what was the, uh, favorite movie of yours that you watched when you were younger? When you were young.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um, it's still ''Labyrinth''. I mean, ''Labyrinth'' is a pretty old movie.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, by- Yeah oh by the way I watched- Anyway I rented it and watched it last night, it is a good movie. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You watched it? Oh, cool!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. All the complex- All the complexities, and uh... That made it like you know, yeah I think knowledge would be [???] you know. I like the part in the beginning with the uh, maze. Like, oh yeah, you think it's a wall, but then it's actually like you know, it's actually a space between the vines that's just- It's just like a visual illusion right there. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So what do you think about Jareth? I mean, Jareth was my favorite.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, David Bowie played him. Yeah, he's okay-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh my gosh, I know, he coulda stolen me any day.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' He coulda stolen you any day? What, like as a little baby?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, no, obviously not, but I mean, he was... He was- Oh, that fucking [[Pickle|bulge]]! Ooh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well, I mean that's- I mean, the uh- Yeah. You would- You would be impressed by that, but as a guy, I'm not totally impressed with that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Trying not to laugh)'' Why not, it's David Bowie! Everybody loves David Bowie!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah well I'm str- Yeah well it's like, you know, uh... I don't wanna go into that, it's just like you know, just... Yeah. But, yeah, I'm straight. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But still, it's not like you can't appreciate. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But I mean it's like you know, I appreciate his- I appreciate the way he sang, and yeah, he sang pretty good. But yeah I mean, then you go reference- referencing his BULGE. And then, that's like WHOA-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, just because you can say another man is attractive or hot, doesn't mean you're gay, like I can easily say another GIRL is hot or attractive, and appreciate her for her womanly things, and it doesn't mean that I want to have a relationship with her. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yeah but anyway- Uh, from my point of view though... Uh, definitely... have not really given it much- given it all that much though, and... Ahh, I don't- At this point I just don't feel like I could... care to really change my mind otherwise. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, okay.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' But I liked how, uh, Jen- How uh, Jennifer played her role as the, uh, girl who went through da maze. That was pretty good. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And then made the- And then made the friends along the way, like uh... Yeah she had that- That yeti-like guy, I think his name was, like, Yorda or something like that? <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, close enough, heh.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I said close enough.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Heh, close enough, okay. Yeah I kinda liked him, and... Oh yeah, there's like... I bet- You know, he keeps- He kept calling Hoggle, "Hogwart"? That's where- I bet that's where the author of ''[[Harry Potter]]'' got that- got that word. From that movie ''Labyrinth''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I don't know if that's where she got it, but... That's a good theory.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Chuckles)'' Yeah. It is a good- Yeah it is a good theory. But, a lot of things in life, you know, start off as theories until proven right or wrong. But then it's- Like you know, then it's- If I wanted to actually prove that right or wrong just from my point of view it's like, I don't know, I would uh, probably- I would probably go- would go look on Wikipedia for, uh... ''Harry Potter'' or whatshername, the author, I know it's a woman, I forget what her name is but because I didn't know I never came up with-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' J.K. Rowling.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah that's it, J.K. Rowling, thank you. Uh, but anyway. Yeah I never cared mu- I never cared for ''Harry Potter''. No, but anyway- Uh... anyway what were we talking about- Oh yeah, proving theories, yeah I could just try looking it up on Wikipedia and see what they say on there. ''(Long pause)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, I don't know, I don't think she's ever admitted something like that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah okay, well then yeah she- She may or may not have actually she- She may or may not seen ''Labyrinth'', but I don't know, that's uh, one thing or another, um... Uh, but yeah, I've been still, you know, yeah, David Bowie played his role- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Why do you not like ''Harry Potter''? I mean, have you ever read the books? I actually enjoyed them. Like, I thought a lot better of it after I read the books.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried reading one of the books, but it's like I could not really get into it. And originally I did not like ''Harry Potter'' very much cuz... Harry was like, uh, in league- In competition with Pokemon. And-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Not it's not, it's two totally different worlds. It's way more advanced than ''Pokemon''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh... Yeah but, yeah... Yeah but, this was like- This was like years ago, I don't remember all the details, so I guess it's like, uh... I don't know, it's like you know, I'm still saying I hate- I don't like Harry Potter that much... But it's like- But it's like, I forgot the original reason why- ''(Chris suddenly starts yelling)'' I WISH THIS STUPID INCOMING CALL WOULD- Ugh, that Bandai guy keeps getting- That Bandai person there keeps calling me back, that... It's like, you know, the beeping is- The beeping of his incoming call is just interrupting... the conversation, it's like you know, at points it's like the beeps interrupt you when you're talking and it's just like, it bothers me, I wish this guy would QUIT. I mean why doesn't he get through is skull- through his fuckin' skull I mean I told him right off when I called him back, that he was like- that he was just calling toll-free- "Call my- call your number toll-free but quit calling my number, shut the fuck up goodbye", I wish- I thought he was gonna- I thought he was gonna quit 'cause he hasn't called for like, five or ten minutes, then he starts calling again and interrupting the conversation with you! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, he should have way more respect, I mean, obviously you weren't answering for a reason. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, what- 'Cause you know, 'cause I'm not- 'Cause I know he's a troll. And I don't- I've already established that I know that he's a troll. And I asked him to- And I asked- And I pretty much just forced- I pretty much, uh, raised my voice against him and told him to stop, but he's continuing on and on! <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's... That's horrible, he shouldn't do that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You're gonna have to be more firm with him.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Stress noise)'' Yeah. It's like you know, what- It's like you know, what I was saying is just I'm not exactly sure what to say, other than what I've already said.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right, well I mean, let's go back to better things. Um... If you don't like ''Harry Potter'', what books have you read recently?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The last book I read was Pamela Anderson's ''Star''. I thought that was a good story, for what she did.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, I've never read that one.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah it's a good story, it's like, basically, she's like- It's like a book about- It's like, uh, as if she was writing her own life, but she was like renaming the characters, renaming herself Australia (?). Which is like you know, it's like- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That sounds crazy, I mean, I wouldn't put much stock in what Pamela Anderson does anyway, it's like when Courtney Love tried to do a manga, it's like, no thanks.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hm. Well it's not- I mean, like you know, yeah... You know, it showed that Pamela Anderson was definitely a smart woman, it's like you know, I wanted to appreciate her as, you know-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm pretty sure she had a ghost writer. I'm pretty sure she did.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, it- No, I- She pretty much- I do believe she said so herself, she wrote the book herself.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's all publicity.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Anyway, still- Still, I've read the- I've read most of the book, and I- and I've enjoyed it. It's a pretty good story.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I know but like, celebrities never write their own books. They just don't have time. They just slap their name on it. I mean, uh, how about any other books?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhhh... Yeah, other than that- Other than ''Star'', I haven't read- I haven't read too many other books. ''(Long pause)'' Uh, it's like you know, I've either- either been watching- I've either been watching television or playing video games... Uh, other than ''Star'' I haven't read a book since I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know what you should read, you should read ''Catch-22''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've heard of th- I've heard of ''Catch-22''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It's a great, great book.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've heard that- Yeah, oh you know, that reminds me of this joke I heard Pamela Anderson- On the show Pamela Anderson starred in called ''Stacked''. And then it's like, uh... Oh shoot, how'd that joke go... Um... Yeah anyway it was a Catch-22 pun right there, but I'll have to watch that episode again to, uh, find- figure out how it goes-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Do you even know what a Catch-22 is?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' "A Catch-22"? <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you even know what that is?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ummmm... I think it's like- I think it's like a sexual touch, or something?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, that's a innuendo. Um, a Catch-22 is where you're "Damned if you do, damned if you don't".<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ohhhh. Oh yeah, I see that now, yeah, okay. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, yeah I get it. I get it, yeah. M'kay. Anyway, I was- Anyway, I'm right now I'm just, uh... I just got my copy of, uh, ''Star''. Uh, right by my side, so I was just looking at the, hm... About the author, it's like- Okay, yeah, I'm looking on the inside cover on this inside here... Hmm. Yeah it talks about the, uh, author company, uh, "Atria Books"? Uhhh, it says here "This book is a work of fiction; names, characters, places and incidents are-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know what was a really good book, that I really liked? ''Battle Royale''. The novel, not the manga, that was awesome. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' "Battle Royale". Hm. Okay, well I'm looking at- Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about a couple of books recently that uh, you were in- that you were in- Uh, I should definitely look those up, I wrote them down in my thing here...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like the "Looking Glass Wars."<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(mumbles confusedly)'' Yeah, oh, oh you're, no that's not it, I'm on the wrong page. Oh, here it is. Oh yeah, you were telling me about, uh, "The Looking Glass Wars," "(Red?)," and "Arch Enemy."<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes. And "Seeing Red." Um, so, I mean, what books do you own, I mean, don't you own books that you can read?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I do own books. I got, I got, nearly all the Goose-, all the original "Goosebumps" books, ''(mumbles something)'', and some of the "Fear Street" books too.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well do you have any adult books? Like, like, not erotic books, but adult books.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, [''pause''] um, well other than that, yeah, no, not really. Oh wait, I do have, actually, oh yeah, uh, oh shoot, I have a couple of other books in my collection as well. I have "To Kill a Mockingbird," and, uh </font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh good!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' and, uh this other one, I think this other one, I have this other one that I read back in High School as well. I think it was called ''The Giver.'' [''pause''] Yeah, I remember- I remember the story of ''The Giver.'' It was like, uh, yeah, we were living in- the setting was like, uh, a black-and-white time- time, where everyone was like, uh, the same, not too different from each other, and, uh, instead of like, you know- married couples and stuff, uh, just having a lot of children, it's like, uh, yeah they have birth mothers and, uh, birth fathers in these hospitals or whatever. They give birth to the babies, and the- and the- uh, and the- they don't even bother recording their actual birthdates or giving them their names there. They just, um, give them to the family and, uh, and think they do- I think they give- [''stammers''] I think the parents name the child. [''stammers more'']-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [''extremely annoyed''] Okay, well anything else?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, yeah, let me- let me finish talking about ''The Giver'' though. Um, but anyway, it centered around- around the, uh, boy, who, uh, was- was gi- was given- was given a job of being the giver, and was learning about all this stuff outside the, uh, black-and-white world where it's all colory- colory- he sees colors and everything, and then he starts seeing the color '''red''', among, uh- among other [''unintelligible''], and then he's like, 'oh, I'm starting to appreciate life now, then I wanna get out of this world,' then they ended the book, he takes his little brother and, uh, gets out of there, and then, it's like an open-ended- it's like an open ending there, so you're not really sure what happens beyond that. Anyway, uh, it's a- it's a compelling story, it's pretty go- Oh yeah! [''chuckles''] Here's a funny one! There's like a part in the beginning of the book, ''The Giver'', uh, where d- where this child is like waiting in line to get a ''snack'', and then- and then it's like a long line, and he's been waiting this- this whole time, and he's like, 'why have we been waiting so long? I want my ''smack''.' [''chuckles''] <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' [''forces a laugh''] <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And then the adults tear- and then the adults hear him, and then they- and then they- and then they hear him and they give him a ''smack''!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, is there anything else on your mind? Like, I mean the email you sent me really worried me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, well... Yeah, it's like when I'm still get- I'm still getting used to like, you know... Yeah, but, it definitely puts in perspective of why I'm often confused and blank. It's like points when I'm trying to think of something... It's like you know, it's like I'm switched over to Chris- To... Christopher. And, uh...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Chris... You know it doesn't happen like that, right? Multiple personalities never surface at the same time, and they usually don't know about each other, like you would have that blank feeling and that is it. That sounds like possession, that's NOT schizophrenia, that's NOT multiple personalities. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Plus, you'd be born with it. You can't get it because of Autism. Or from a name change.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well uh, describe to me though, what uh- "Possession", what is that?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Possession?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, this kind of possession that we're talking about here.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It's a possession... I mean, that's the only time I've ever heard of two different personalities being manifested in the same body at the same time. It means you're being controlled by an outside force.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And... Sorry, what was that last one?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know, like demons.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' I don't know. But it's like, point is, it made me realize, like you know, yeah, you know... Me being Christian, I was- I was definitely the wuss and the [[Naive|gullible]] one. But then it took- And then it took the uh, dynamic half that I've been- that I've been talking to lately, uh... Made me- <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Those are personality traits, those aren't personaliTIES.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Longer pause)'' Okay, well I don't claim to know everything about multiple personalities or whatever... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean you just can't make another personality come out like that, like it's not possible, you couldn't do it right now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Even longer pause)'' Uh well I don't know, we'll just have to see about that, won't we? Heh. Anyway...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, if you think you have that much control over it, you should be able to do it right now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Now Christopher)'' Yeah I pretty much just did! Heh, I pretty much just did. I'm the dynamic one right here!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay... So you're a completely different person. You don't know anything I've talked to you about before, you're completely different.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've caught wind of some of the conversation when you were talking to Christian, uh... Yeah. But, I don't know all the details, other than the fact that I've got ''Star'' right next to me.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right... I mean, it still doesn't sound plausible at all. It really doesn't. I mean... That's like stuff you should go to a doctor for, 'cause that's definitely not healthy, like, you know that could be the sign of a brain tumor, right? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Really?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, actually, it is. Like, next you're gonna be telling me that you feel like you're falling when you're standing.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Falling on my standing?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, like, people, when they stand, they could be standing or sitting, and they close their eyes and they feel like they're falling? That's a huge sign of a brain tumor. But this is what it sounds like, like it doesn't sound like multiple personalities, maybe you should really go get that checked out. I mean, this is what I'm going into, this is what I study. I'm really scared for you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Pause)'' Uhh hang on, I'm gonna switch back. ''(Makes a noise to indicate that he "switched back")''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Laughing at him)'' There's no "switching back"... What??<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Christian again)'' Uhh, yeah. Uhh, I heard a little bit, uh, you said something about... Yeah, well I did- I did hear about this, uh... Yeah, I'm definitely gonna schedule to see my uh, psychiatrist Dr. Pryce about this, ''(Kacey talks over him)''<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Still laughing at him)'' No, you need to see a doctor! Like, these are horrible symptoms! <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well anyway- Look, anyway, yeah, psychiatrist, I got- I still got Dr. Pryce's number, he was the psychiatrist I went to during that year I was kicked out of, uh... the, so... I think-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, Chris, these are real medical symptoms. Like, so if this is an excuse, you need to quit it. Because if not, you are probably extremely, extremely sick. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hm. I see. Hm. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like, this isn't cool to play around with.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, but uh, yeah, to make it- To make a point though, he has- I mean, before last- Even before last Sunday, he's come out a few subtle times, like you know, uh... Yeah, when I play Guitar Hero, he comes out like you know definitely, he plays Guitar Hero a little bit, and I-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Who is "he"? Who are you talking about? If we're gonna play this way, fine. Who is "he"?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I'm talking about Christopher. You just talked to him a moment ago.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay... So there's two of you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' There's a big difference- There's a big difference right there just in the voice tone. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(Long Pause)'' And you can control both of you at will, then?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' More or less, yeah. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, like I said, that really sounds like, um, symptoms of something wrong with your brain, but you know, what do I know, I'm only going into the medical field.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...Alright well yeah, I mean, I'll definitely talk to my... Yeah I'll get in touch with my psychiatrist to talk to him about it, or uh... <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' A psychiatrist isn't gonna be able to help with that, like, a real doctor would have to, like... If you told this to a real doctor, they're gonna be like, "Oh my God, you need help NOW". So like I said, if this is just an excuse, you need to quit it. Because this can get you, like, in serious shit.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(Long pause)'' Hmm. Well yeah, that's a lot for me to think about. Uhh... Yeah, but... I can schedule an appointment with my uh, with my physician Dr. McGovern, uh... Talk to him- Talk to him about that, and see what- See- Get his opinion... He's a medical doctor. Over at my- Over at, uh, Martha Jefferson Medical Clinic, nearby.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Is he a General Practitioner?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay. Well then he can refer you to a specialist. But I mean, when's the last time you saw him? <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm not sure, last time I saw him was- I usually see him about, uh, every three or four months. Uhhh, so it's like I'm...<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright well when was the last time you saw this psychiatrist?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, the last time I saw a psyc- A psychi- I saw Dr. Pryce was like, uhh... Uhh, two thousand six or seven. Something like that.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But, I thought you said in [[30 August 2009|the video]] and in the email that psychiatrist helped you bring out your other side, so... Why was there, like, a two-year delay? That doesn't make sense to me. At all.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, when I was saying- Yeah, pretty much when I was saying that in the video... That was pretty much just something to, uh, give the trolls something- for the trolls, uh, inquiry, like you know, "Oh, you should go see a doctor", or something like that, it was just- It was just fuel for da trolls.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um... Well... You used it against me too, I mean, I... That sounds like lying. I mean, did they give you any medicine?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhh, yep, I mean, they... Yeah, McGovern, they prescribed for me- Actually no, not McGoveren, original prescriber, it was like a doctor, this happened like, I don't know, in 1990-something. I was prescribed Paxil for [[stress]]... For stress problems, you know, keeping my stress down, whatever, but then I got upgraded- And then that went- And then Paxil went out- went out of date, and so I had to be switched to Paroxetine. Uh, but basically I- I was actually- Basically after- During the whole time I took- I took Paxil and Paroxetine, I never actually saw any emotional difference. Or, uh, like I mean you know, I felt- I mean, I still felt STRESS. And uh, all that- and all that stuff, it's- I- And then- Yeah, I recently- And I recently stopped taking the Paroxetine about a month ago, I mean, and then I felt- and then I- and then I fe- I still felt a little difference other than the fact like you know, I'm definitely feeling more CONFIDENT. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well that's... That's good.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, like, you know... There's also, like... Yeah, one of the original-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You do know that the psychiatrist is just the person who gives you drugs, they're not like a psychologist.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well I don't know the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist, other than-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I just told you what it was. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah you just told me, yeah, psychiatrist is what gives me medicine, psychologist is, uh... Okay, psychologist, explain that to me, please. <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Psychiatrists give you-<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, ''psychologist''.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm doing both, Chris. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Psychiatrist gives you the medicines, and psychologists are the people who are like therapists that you talk to.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhh. Okay, now I get it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' This is simple stuff.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay, well you see, I did not know that. I did not know that. That's new to me, so I learned that, and I'm going to keep that in my head.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, they have different degrees, and different areas of study.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I see<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, are you still on any medications at all?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, I'm taking Lipitor to try to keep my cholesterol maintained , but it's like, you know, my cholesterol wasn't really that high, but, you know, when I started Lipitor, I just felt, uh, I just felt, you know, it'd probably be a good step to keep it down.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, uh, did your doctor recommend that?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, McGovern recommended the, uh, Lipitor. He, as like an optional thing, but, you know, if you want to it's a good idea. So, yeah, so, I've been taking Lipitor for, I don't know, a few years now.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' ''(mortified)'' But, you're- you're twenty-seven. That's not something you should worry about at twenty-seven.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Cholesterol.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' But- that- you don't get it. most twenty-seven year olds don't have to worry about that. That's for- old people who can't help it.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I don't know, yeah, but this was like a few years ago when I was threatened over bad cholesterol and trying to maintain it, along with exercise. ''(stress sigh)'' Yeah, I don't remember that conversation very well.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Maybe you should just start eating healthier. I mean, I don't really know what you eat, but, obviously if you're on Lipitor when you're twenty-seven- I mean. What do you eat?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, mostly I eat like, mostly I eat like chicken sand- or-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' From where? Chicken sandwiches you ''make'', or, from where?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, you know, like from, grilled chicken sandwiches like from McDonald's or IHOP-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know that just because it's grilled doesn't mean that it's good for you. </font><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Well it's better than crispy <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It, it doesn't matter. It's still bad for you. I mean, that's like saying- I don't even know. That's like saying that,um, eating a gallon of ice cream is better than eating a whole cake, because the ice cream has dairy.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I never heard that before.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That's 'cause I just made it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''[chuckles]'' Oh, you just made it up. Oh. Okay. You just made it up.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yep. Ha, I mean, but this isn't funny. You- you could- that shows a serious problem, you could be, uh, you could '''die''' from this.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Uh, well, if you suggest it then I could stop taking the Lipitor and uh-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' '''NO! NO! NO!''' I mean if you're on it, you're on it for a reason! You need to stop eating all that fast food, I mean, how much, okay, you've got to eat something other than chicken sandwiches. What else do you eat?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, I eat- I eat- I eat salads.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, salad doesn't always mean healthy. I mean, what do you put on the salads? Do you put tons of dressing on it? Is there meat on it? Is there, uh- where do you get the salads from?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It's basically just like lettuce, tomato, carrots, some cheese-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You see, that's where they get you, they put cheese on salads, I mean, where do you get these salads from?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(pause)'' Yeah, they're like side salads from [[Wendy's]] or McDonald's.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Those- those aren't healthy, Chris. Just 'cause it says ''salad'', that- no!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''protesting'') It comes with- it comes with real vegetables!<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It- but just because it- okay, but do you put any dressing on it?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do not put dressing on the salad.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean that's- that's good and all, but still- I mean there's gonna come a point where even this medicine's not going to help you. You know that, right?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Um,you're talking about the Lipitor, right? That's not gonna be good for me?<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, I mean there- there gets to a point where even modern medicine cannot help you because you've destroyed your body so much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''(long pause)'' Oh, so much more stuff for me to talk to my doctor about.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't talk to you about this already! I mean, don't you read the nutritional facts? They have to be on fast food now. <br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah <br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, okay, do you eat anything that does '''not''' come from a fast food restaurant?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah, I sometimes, sometimes I buy food from the grocery store.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like, like what? What do you have, like do you eat lean meat? Do you have fresh vegetables? Or is it just stuff like Hungry Man dinners and pizza?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Once or twice, in like a- in like a month I have like a Hungry Man.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You know those things are awful for you, right? You know that they have like- one hundred per- like, they have like a '''thousand percent''' sodium, and tons of calories.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but mostly I have- mostly I eat like Healthy Choice- I- mostly I would eat Healthy- it, uh- of the frozen dinner varieties, I would eat Healthy Choice.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Even then those are bad for you, 'cause of all the preservatives. I mean, they have to have them, because it's not fresh. I mean- okay, that- is that all you eat, I mean, how many of those do you eat a week, 'cause you should only be eating them once a month at most, and even then that can hurt you.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''stress sigh'')<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Chris, I'm sorry, I mean, this is- this is what I'm going to do. I'm gonna help people with this, that's why I'm trying to get fit myself, just, y-y- wow!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean I'm tryin' to remember my, uh- I'm tryin' to remember some of the, uh, eating schedule from the past, like, month, er, from the past, like, month.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well can you cook things?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can cook.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what? Like, okay, name the things that you can cook, but only if you cooked them for yourself and ate them within the last month.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''thinking hard to himself'') Within the last month. I can- I can cook the- I can cook vegetables in the, uh- </font><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like what?</font><font color="#0033FF"> pot. Like green beans. Corn.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' What do you cook them in?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I put 'em- I put 'em in like- a pot- like a pot, with some water, and put them in the- I put them in the- on top of the oven.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but are they fresh vegetables or are they canned?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, they're canned.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, that has tons of sodium too, Chris! It's all the hidden stuff. I mean, you need to get some fresh produce. I need to take you to like a farmer's market or something.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''coughs or something'') Excuse me. Yeah, I guess you probably- I guess you probably do. I dunno, er, I mean- I mean- (''pause'') that's a lot for me- that's a lot for me to think about right there.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean, this sounds like eating habits that means, you know- '''this is why people don't live past thirty or forty.''' You know that, right? I mean, do you at least- do you exercise, um, you know, to ''balance'' it? I mean, like, I know you said we were going to go jogging, but, um, how often do you exercise, and what do you do? Do you do cardio?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I do exercise. I walk about- I walk about a half-hour to an hour a day, (''pause'') around the neighborhood.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well you know, you need to get your cardio up, you need to break into a jog or something.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's pretty strenuous. I- I- I mean-<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' No, it's not strenuous, your body should be used to this! You- you just need to get you heart-rate up... to a certain beat-per-minute. I mean, just power-walking would work. How are you going to go jogging with me if it's so 'strenuous'?<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, maybe I was exaggerating when I said strenuous. Hmm, but, yeah, mostly, yeah, it's, I mean, I'm just sayin' mostly I- mostly I do walk. And sometimes I do speed it up a little bit.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' See, this is the stuff that I- this is why I want to become a nurse, 'cause I see people doing stuff like this and I want to help them, because this stuff- it hurts me on the inside.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmm. I'm sorry.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I- I can't stand to see someone hurt their body so much.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (''long pause'') Yeah, I hear ya. I do. (''pause'') Yeah. I'm like one that needs help in this sorta thing.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' (''long pause'') Okay, well I'm- I'm gonna go, I've gotta finish up some homework.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'll let you go.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well, um, I'll send an e-mail, um, with, you know, some books and stuff and maybe, you know, a couple recipes and stuff. Um, you know, I'll just send you an all-around e-mail, so, can you, uh, check that? I'll- I'll send it in a minute. I'm just gonna send you some links.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, okay, well then, I'll talk to you later!<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright. Take care.<br />
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Alright. Bye.<br />
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Bye-bye.</font><br><br />
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* 13 [[November 2014|November]] - Chris changes his Facebook banner photo. You can guess what it is by now. Also, he reminds his fans that the BMW is still for sale on [[Craigslist]].<br />
* 12 November - EVEN MORE ''Sonic Boom'' boycotting, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to [[HEXBox#Nope, he still hates it|vandalize store property and tape protesting messages to the covers of the game]]. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and if he really won't stop doing this, that he should simply just make a petition.<br />
* 11 November - More ''Sonic Boom'' boycotting. More and more of his [[white knight|white knights]] get continually annoyed by this.<br />
* 9 November - Chris continues to boycott ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 8 November - Chris happily announces the brushfire is gone.<br />
* 6 November - Chris rages over a small brushfire near his house, makes a video about it, reveals his [[Rental House]] address, and gets his [[un-clit]] leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]].<br />
* 5 November - Chris boycotts ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Boom'' again. On the same day, a user on the [[CWCki Forums]] leaks evidence that [[Catherine]] is really just a troll.<br />
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{{quote|I'm still easing Kacey into the Truth; I feel sorry for her, because she actually went out with Jeff, pretending to be me, MY HOME address and all, and she had sex with him. But she needs to know the truth; she lost it to not only the wrong guy, but a 16-year old. [...] She is coming over to my house tomorrow at 6 PM; my father will welcome her, the household (and my bedroom is cleaner) is prepared for her presence. I would hate to have her suffer a FULL SHOCK.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]}} <br />
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<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hello?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4|the video I uploaded]]?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Awwww.</font> [pause] <font color="#FF0066">So um</font><br />
<br> <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [speaking over Kacey] <font color="#0033FF">So anyways, uh…</font> <br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just</font> <br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [interrupting] <font color="#0033FF">Oh no, no no</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heart break. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know… I, I just love you so much.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that.</font> [Kacey giggles] <font color="#0033FF">You mean a lot to me. Ok anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my mom and dad to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly!</font> [giggle] <font color="#FF0066">So, um, besides that what’s on your mind?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here.</font> [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] <font color="#0033FF">Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my dick between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face,</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh huh</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And then licking it off</font> [Kacey giggles] <font color="#0033FF">and making out with you and exchanging it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Mmmm.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Do you remember?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand drawing style.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but…</font> [giggles]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh huh…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh…</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">when I massage you and caress your breasts.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your art style?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My life time.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Life time?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah!</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from primary to high school.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. I sometimes sculpt.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole book of, uh, other art work. I created home- I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards, even homemade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok, it’s cool.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just</font> [unable to understand] <font color="#0033FF">but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… Ok, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh huh!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitung, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitung, Lickitung turns into Luigi.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus 2 years. Twenty nine.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool!</font><br />
<br>[long pause]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and send it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Which friend?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Huh?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my YouTube account or something, but anyway…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [interrupting] <font color="#FF0066">Oh God! Those trolls!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal-pal who helped me here. Which is strange.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Her name is Kate.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh yeah, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yes please!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I might.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! That would be awesome, just like, you know… now!</font> [giggles]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow!</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah!</font> [pause] <font color="#FF0066">So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’m, uh, workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my life time hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him you know who my hero, who my hero was?</font> [short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] <font color="#0033FF">The American Rabbit.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Who’s that?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic colored rabbit with roller skates.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, ok…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You can look it up!</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and you know, they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#0033FF">…uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, okay.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I mean I, I love you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [giggles] <font color="#FF0066">So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s gonna be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing? With me tomorrow?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' …with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway!</font> [laughs] <font color="#0033FF"> Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like, collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [overlapping] <font color="#FF0066">Right…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It’s been…</font><br />
<br> <font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [trying to interrupt] <font color="#FF0066">“So…”</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [not stopping] <font color="#0033FF">going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout two thousand four. On the original Sonichu site.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, ok. So umm…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux class room at Manchester High School in Chesterfield County.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still?</font> [some other voice says “Hello”] <font color="#FF0066">You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, okay sweetheart?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had</font> [weird audio drop out] <font color="#0033FF">aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Ok…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, okay. That’s okay.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That would be good.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I'm so excited!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu,</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [interrupting] <font color="#FF0066">Oh are those Sonichu and Rosechu babies?!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah!</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That’s so cute!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [pause] <font color="#FF0066">Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time?</font> [Kacey <font color="#FF0066">“Yeah, um…</font>] <font color="#0033FF">Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [interrupting] <font color="#FF0066">Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so…</font> [giggles] <font color="#FF0066">you know…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what?</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' You're gonna wear… Your brown shirt! You know…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [giggles] <font color="#FF0066">Oh…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' So…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my medallion…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Awesome!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder!</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:'''</font> [laughter] <font color="#FF0066">Ok, so, um…</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, just to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Roseys, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosey, her name is Christine.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Then we got - and the one with the mirror is Cera with a C.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonee.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Like, anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ah yes. Ok. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear it so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, [[Cutco]] super shears.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know…</font> [giggles]<br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, okay, I love talking to you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Yeah.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each other in real life, right?</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' I’m really more concerned about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my uh, father will come and greet you first so, like, you know-</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome.</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit.</font><br />
<br><font color="#FF0066">'''Kacey:''' Okay, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you!</font><br />
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care!</font> [kissing noise]<br />
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<div>[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|A flock of Potential Sweethearts.]]<br />
{{quote|'''[[Kacey]]:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote "love"?<br>'''Chris:''' I do not know, I do not- I have not kept count.|from [[Kacey Call 9]]}}<br />
A '''Sweetheart''' (sometimes '''heartsweet''') is [[Christian]]'s flavor-of-the-month.<br />
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==Definition==<br />
Chris's goal is to build a [[sweetheart from the Ground-Up]], lose his dreaded virginity (somewhat accomplished), and spawn his God-chosen daughter, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (named after "the illustrious metal" and [[Chris and his Ego|a name similar to his own]]). Unfortunately for him, the plan hasn't progressed beyond a handful of chaperoned dates, and a trip to a hooker. Thus the ''sweetheart'' label finds itself applied generously, indicating a status that lies somewhere between "e-girlfriend" and "stalking victim." Contrast this with Christian's [[Gal Pal|Gal Pals]]; that is, all of those girls who are still potential sweethearts by virtue of the fact that they are known to Christian and <s>don't appear to hate him</s> [[October 2013 Facebook Posts|Never mind]].<br />
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==Qualifications==<br />
:''See Also: [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and [[Attraction Sign]]''[[Image:Chris chan is a hoers.jpg|thumb|It's the one on the left.]]<br />
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In the early years of his [[Love Quest]], Christian spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the ''[[News Dash]]'', and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be [[Hambeast|bent a little]], as expedient.<br />
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*18 - [insert current age] Years Old<br />
*Boyfriend-Free<br />
*Blonde or Brunette<br />
*White<br />
*Pretty<br />
*Average or Slender Body Type<br />
*5' or Taller<br />
*No Smoking or Drinking<br />
*Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area<br />
*Has Own Car<br />
*Average to High Income<br />
*Happy, Positive, Caring<br />
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In other exchanges, Christian established a few more rules:<br />
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*No Children from Previous Relationships<ref>[[Facebook messages]]</ref><br />
*No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref><br />
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==Will Chris ever have a Sweetheart?==<br />
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[[File:Chris-chan_010714.JPG|thumb|Helloooooo, ladies.]]<br />
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Despite an old Trinidadian saying that goes, "Every bread has its cheese" ''(meaning that there's a special someone waiting for everybody, no matter how badly off they are)'', [[Clyde Cash|many]] [[Matthew Devoria|who]] [[Jackie|have]] [[White Knights|dealt]] with Chris would be quick to reply to this question with a resounding, ''"No!"'' <br />
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However, in case anybody reading this article is curious as to why not, there are quite a few reasons:<br />
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'''1) Chris refuses to grow up.''' He is a man in his thirties who plays with children's toys and video games, and still lives with his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Adult responsibilities such as gainful employment are almost completely alien concepts to Chris, and any [[Monthly tugboat|money he does receive]] is promptly wasted on stupid crap he doesn't need. On top of that, he implies a lot that if he does get married, [[PlayingHouse|all he'll do is stay home and watch after the kids (badly) while his wife goes to work]]. This lack of maturity and inability to stand on his own two feet would be an instant turn-off to any woman.<br />
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'''2) Chris has issues that would damage a relationship.''' Autistic antics aside, Chris does a lot of things that upset women. For starters, he seems to have no sense of personal space, and [[Megan Schroeder|several]] [[Emily|women]] [[Kacey|have]] found themselves creeped out by his habit of inappropriately touching them. He also [[List of Chris's lies|lies a lot]], and when he doesn't lie, he makes poor excuses for his shortcomings, both of which can damage a girl's trust and faith in him. [[Chris and remorse|His lack of genuine sympathy towards people]] have led to a lot of complaints about him apologizing without truly meaning it. On top of that, he seems to be of the idea that women in a relationship with him [[Women's_rights#In_real_life|will tolerate waiting on him hand and foot while he plays video games all day, and bear his children.]] No self-respecting woman will ever put up with that nonsense.<br />
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'''3) Chris is not self-sufficient.''' As mentioned before, Chris doesn't have a job and currently has no plans to strike it out on his own, opting instead to live with his mother. His welfare after room and board deductions is barely over the $200 mark, which he wastes on toys and video games instead of saving for something really important. He also has a habit of landing himself into [[Chris_and_money#Credit_cards| debt]] with his purchases, and isn't even aware of [[Mumble 4|all of the necessary bills one needs to pay to keep a house running.]] He has also [[PlayingHouse|indicated]] that if he becomes a family man, he will be leeching off of his wife instead of looking for work on his own. It'll become crystal clear to any woman who learns this about Chris that he is definitely not marriage-material, as he has at no point in his life been able to support himself, much less a family.<br />
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'''4) [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|Chris's Hygiene]].''' Chris does not shower regularly, believing that all you need to be hygienic are a few sprays of [[Axe]], lives in an [[14 Branchland Court|filthy house with garbage everywhere]], and routinely [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|shits himself]]. [[Emily|One woman]] has gone on record by saying he smells like 'rotten watermelons'.<br />
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''' 5) Chris is physically unattractive.''' Chris is not inherently ugly, but his lifestyle and fashion choices have rendered his appearance deeply repulsive. Even before he started dressing like a [[Tomgirl]] ''(already a deterrent in itself for a [[Homos|certain reason]])'', Chris always [[Chris and fashion|had very questionable tastes in fashion]], and would often have an unkempt appearance, as shown in the picture above. The fact that he [[Chris and health|doesn't take good care of himself]] also hurts his chances of attracting the opposite sex, and has resulted in him becoming [[Obesity|seriously overweight]]. And let's not get started on a certain medallion he always wore back in the day, which only made him look laughably worse. Long story short, if Chris caught up with the latest trends and worked out, his chances with the ladies would improve a bit. In fact, during Chris's stint as a [[Carlos_Chantor|male escort]], his appearance was, ignoring his obesity for a moment, rather presentable and he appeared well-groomed.<br />
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'''6) Chris acts like a dork.''' Again, although it sounds shallow, the fact remains that Chris' childish mannerisms can repel women. Take a look at [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this video where he attempts to woo Ivy,]] for example. Chris thinks that when you talk to a woman you like, you babble and coo like you're addressing a toddler. Also, he thinks that women in this day and age would like watching ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', an ancient, outdated show from his elderly parents' days. One of the first things new people also notice about Chris' room is that he's surrounded by toys and video games, which pretty much scream 'manchild', and Chris has been known to post pictures and videos addressed to potential dates in this room.<ref>[[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG]]</ref> His recent [[Tomgirl]] antics haven't helped either- he's now a manchild that dresses like a woman, which can cement in potential sweethearts' minds that he's possibly ''gay.'' (Sure enough, this happened when one of his Tomgirl pictures was [[Chris_in_the_media#Failosophy|featured on MTV's Failosophy]], where the ''only'' person who would date him was the gay guy.)<br />
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'''7) Chris is ignorant and averse to change.''' A sad truth about Autism is that some sufferers are very resistant to change, and Chris is no exception. Chris often believes that, above all else, his way is right, and [[Clyde Cash|anybody who tries to tell him otherwise is a dirty troll]], especially if it gets in the way of him getting [[China]]. This kind of thinking can severely damage a relationship where a well-meaning girl is trying to steer him in the right direction.<br />
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'''8) Chris is an intolerant bigot.''' [[Homos|He hates homosexuals.]] He has shown insensitivity (if not outright [[Niggos|enmity]]) towards people of different races. Woe be onto you if [[Noviophobia|you're a ''male'']], too. Needless to say, the only women who'd approve of this stance would have to be outright racists who don't have any male friends themselves, and then you'd have to consider the fact that they must also put up with financially supporting a couch potato who plans to be a [[Father Call|"house husband"]] and shits himself, which would put the grand total of women who'd be interested in Chris to a big, fat '''ZERO.''' For an example of this and how women would not tolerate such an attitude, consider [[March_2013_Facebook_posts#Gay_Marriage|this post he made]] (and the replies he got as a result) on Facebook ''(to truly hammer the point home, Kim, a ''friend'' of Chris', points this out.)''<br />
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'''9) Chris doesn't try.''' Throughout his whole life, Chris has not had even one [[TRUE and HONEST|real]] girlfriend. The reason for this is simple: he won't initiate. Chris is well known to have a fear of talking to women, even [[How to Talk to Girls|resorting to a book to try and get over his anxiety]]. While not as true today, men are supposed to play the role as the "go-getter", and try to woo over "the fair lady". How does the scenario play out in this autistic's mind? Stand around with an [[attraction sign]] with [[Chris and his Ego|ridiculous requirements]]. Even if a girl was interested, Chris would likely be too afraid to talk back to her. If there was such a girl, the odds that she would meet his standards (just in appearance) are about 1 in 100. And if that ''still'' isn't enough, Chris would never stick to his sweetheart. He barely (if at all) has any friends, so what makes anyone in the whole world think he is capable of having a girlfriend? If he is, then his stubborn personality of holding back on everything in his life (moving out, getting a job, maintaining a social life, ect.) will inevitably keep Chris from ever catching that one [[I Got A Fish|fish]] out there.<br />
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'''10) Chris is incompetent.''' Chris has claimed, numerous times, to be proficient [[CADD|in]] [[Chris and Art|several]] [[Chris and Music|skills]], but is quite terrible in all of them. He compares [[Father Call|cleaning his house to fighting in a war]], and even that he [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|can't get it right]]. One could even argue that it's because of this and a lack of common sense that this [[14 Branchland Court|house]] eventually [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burned to the ground]]. He can't secure a job ([[Wendy's|or even hold on to the one he actually got]]) because of his personal issues. He gets himself [[Banned|into]] [[28_October_2011|trouble]] way more times than he should, where basic common sense should have told him to stay away. So, long story short, ladies, If you were looking for somebody to be the "man of the house", would Chris even remotely fit the bill?<br />
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'''11) Chris's past will always return to haunt him.''' Thanks to the combined forces of the internet, obsessed trolls who follow Chris's every move, and even Chris ''himself'', there are literally volumes [[Death Threats|of]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|unsavory]] [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|information]] about Chris, almost all of which is documented right here. Chris knows this all too well, which is why he strongly discourages anybody from doing even a simple Google Search about him. This was, in fact, one of the key reasons why [[The Wallflower]] left him - a [[ween]] mailed her a link to the [[CWCki]]. But even if we were to put aside anything to do with the internet, there are still many, ''many'' embarassing and undesirable things about Chris that will, in one way or the other, surface that would damage, if not outright destroy a budding relationship - to which this very list can attest.<br />
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==Conclusion==<br />
Despite [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|having said that]] girls should go after poorer, less attractive guys because "they will likely have a better personality", Chris doesn't seem to think that the same applies for the opposite gender. He still insists his sweetheart must be physically attractive and well-off enough to financially support him, not realizing that he himself leaves a lot to be desired in terms of being boyfriend material.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Love Quest]]<br />
*[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]<br />
*[[Noviophobia]]<br />
*[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]]<br />
*[[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]<br />
*[[Gal Pal]]<br />
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{{Sweethearts}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rocky_Shoemaker_call&diff=175924Rocky Shoemaker call2014-11-10T16:30:53Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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On 8 [[December 2011]], a [[troll]] called [[Rocky Shoemaker]] and pretended to be a court-appointed psychiatrist named "'''Dr. Perron'''." In the process, "Perron" managed to get a variety of details about the Chandlers' living conditions from her. The troll's use of that name is a reference to a separate [http://soundboardprankcalls.wikia.com/wiki/Chris_the_Hacker multi-year saga].<br />
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It is revealed that there is a severe bug infestation at [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], which might explain why he was "[[Voicemail greeting#6 December 2011|sick]]." The call also reveals that when [[Bob]] was originally hospitalized he was also placed under quarantine for "bug bites". Doctor Perron advises Ms. Shoemaker to convince Barb and Chris to move out of the property whilst the trial goes on and that perhaps Ms. Shoemaker could find them a temporary home within the church outreach program whilst Doctor Perron arranges a fumigation of the property.<br />
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| name = Rocky Shoemaker Call<br />
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|DNMN1mmZAno}}<br />
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| Featuring = [[Rocky Shoemaker]]<br />
| Saga = {{Game Place}} Game Place Saga<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''(phone ringing) ''<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Hello?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Good afternoon, uh, is this, uh, Ms. Shoemaker?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I... I beg your pardon?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Uh, is this, uh, Ms. or Mrs., uh, Shoemaker?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Uh, thank you. Um, yes, uh, I, my name is, uh, Dr. Perron. I was appointed by the court to, uh, give an assessment of Chris' [[Chris and psychology|mental]] [[Chris and health|health]]. Have you been aware of all... any of this?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh, no, I don't have any authorization to talk to anybody about this.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, well, he suggested that we give you a call. You've been his pastoral counselor for some time.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yeah, but I would have to see something in writing, uh, simply because I have been getting a lot of [[Prank calls|unauthorized phone calls]].<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: From the court, or from this office?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: From, from, from...people claiming to be part of all this.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, um... sorry... did you say, did you say that...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: So...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: ...did you say that you have received a call from this number before? Because, I did ask my secretary to try and reach you if she could. But that may have been her.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I, I, I don't, I, I, I...your number is listed as unknown, so I have no idea what your number is.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, well, I'm calling from Virginia. Um, oh...[''[[sigh|sighs]]'']...well, uh, I suppose if there are security purposes...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: If you could...if you could fax an authorization, I'd be very happy to talk with you.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Certainly, do you have a fax number?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Or if you could, or if you could, or if you could go through, uh, the lawyer, Robert Bell, uh, he would certainly authorize it.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, I've already spoken to Mr. Bell, and he's, uh, he gave me a list of numbers, of people that Christian recommended that we should get in touch with to, uh, come through some kind of assessment process, and uh, you're on top of the list.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Okay...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Have you spoken with...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: That, that, that would be, that would be fine...I, I would just either have to have something in writing or I'd have to hear something from Mr. Bell himself. And that's just to protect Christian, um, because I've had police reports filed over the past two years around all of this, because of misuse of my phone.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, uh, yes, I was...I was made aware of everything that had been happening. Uh...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yeah.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: What if this was previous to the, uh, to [[28 October 2011|the current case]]?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yeah, yeah. I could understand that.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: This is what we were trying to do. We were attempting to get a kind of, uh, historical perspective on everything that had been going on. But, um, It's been very difficult, uh...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Right. That makes perfect sense and I would be very happy to help with it. But, I, I do need to have some authorization.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, uh, I shall be meeting with Christian in uh, in, uh, Branchland Court uh, on the...hold on a second...either the tenth or the eleventh...hold on...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Mm-hmm.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, yes, it would be the tenth. Uh, yeah, so we should be up there on the tenth. Uh, eleven o'clock in the morning? Uh, we just wanted to meet with Christian...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh-huh.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: ...um, I suppose, if you wanted to, uh, to have some kind of introduction, face to face, I assume Mr. Bell will be there as well, I suppose if you want to come along to that.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: That, that, that would be fine. This is on the tenth, that is...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: On Saturday.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: What day of the week is...pardon?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: That would be on Saturday. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh, day after tomorrow.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: At what time?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Uh, is it, uh, ten or...hold on a second...yes, it was eleven o'clock. In the morning.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Eleven o'clock?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh-huh. I...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I assume...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I...I could do that at eleven.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: All right, I assume you know the way down there. [''chuckles'']<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh, this is...would be in Mr. Bell's office?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: No, this would be in, uh... Christian's home, uh...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Where?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: ...Christian's home, on uh, [[14 Branchland Court]]. He, uh, well I don't know, he, uh, requested that we, uh, liaise there and, uh, Mr. Bell seems to have gone along with it. It's, uh, a little unorthodox, but uh, we wouldn't mind seeing him inside his, uh...inside his home. To get a kind of sense of everything that had been going on...from him and [[Barb|his mother]] as well.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Where...okay, uh...let me write down the, the address again.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: It's, uh, 14 Branchland Court. It's, uh, Christian's home address.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Oh! He is meeting you at his home?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Um...hm! <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Like I said, it was a little unorthodox...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: That, that...it, it...it not only would be unorthodox but I think you'll have a very difficult time work...getting anything done in that home...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, how...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: ...simply because...um...w-uh, because, I, of things I know about the conditions of the home. Uh...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, this is...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: That is, is not... (''man in background mumbling "not okay"'') it's not going to be a good place to meet.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, they...this is again, why...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Um...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with even, uh, seeing the address itself, to get another kind of understanding of the perspective from, uh, Christian's angle. Um...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Mm-hmm.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: At least, at least that was, the uh, the silver cloud of the lining that I was taking away from it. Um, like I said, it is rather unorthodox, but Christian requested it. And, uh, it may be, uh...prudent, I think...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: They...they, um, are having an infestation problem in that home.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, really?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: And, yeah. And, and, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|the health department]] has already visited there, and...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, my goodness.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: It...would probably not be a real wise place for you to go.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Are they still, are they still living there, or have they taken up alternate accommodation? Because, according to, uh, Mr. Bell and Christian, they were still living there...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: No. Yeah, they are still living there.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: With an infestation, in Christian's condition?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Mm-hmm!<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, that shouldn't...that shouldn't be at all. <br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh, no. No it shouldn't, and, uh, the social services and the health department have, have been a part of that. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Have you, have you spoken with social services yourself? Because we uh, we've yet to speak with them.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I, I have not...uh, I have spoken with health department people.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes. I, I understood that you were sort of, um, uh, a personal assistant almost, and uh, as well as a counselor to Christian, you've accompanied him to several things before, so...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yes. Yes. Yes I have.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Mm.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Absolutely, and I will be very happy to, to assist in, in whatever way I can.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I'm, I... I'm not happy to hear about this infestation problem, uh, especially with Christian the way he is. Is there, is there any chance you could, uh, sort out some kind of alternate accommodation? Do you, have that kind of services at your disposal?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Um... certainly you could meet at the church.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: No, I meant... for actual accommodation for Christian.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Oh, uh... that... that, that has to be, has to be handled through...uh...he's, he's not requesting anything alter-alternate. And any decisions like that have to come through social services, and that has been a long history as well.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: That's-that's...that's why I was recommending...perhaps, if you had a sort of, um, a sort of church outreach program where you could offer temporary accommodation just until the trial's finished with, maybe Christian would be willing to go along with that. 'Cause, I, um... I understand that he doesn't want to move from his residence, but I also understand the infestation's a very bad thing at the moment. Especially with everything that's going on, so... we might want to recommend something that...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh, well, this has been, has been, has been a situation ongoing over... many months. And, um, uh, Christian, Christian seems to feel that he has stayed away from it. Uh, but that requires him to stay just in one room...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: The infestation.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Um... and, uh, heal-health services have, have talked with the family. Uh, so, it-it simply, uh, we have, we have always met with the family at the church or at the lawyer's, or with Christian somewhere wi-...in town. They have never wanted us to come to the house...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: No, I can't understand...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: And... and, uh, I-I don't think Christian would be comfortable with me coming there.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, he-he did request, well I, I assume he requested that you would be there as well, but he did ask me to come down there to the residence. I don't really know what that's about now, or if Mr. Bell's going to be there or not.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yeah... uh, I, I would...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Personally, personally...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I would be happy to talk with him...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Personally, I have no problem going down there myself...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: ... and, and see if I can... pardon?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I said, personally I have no problem going down there myself, I'm sure, I've seen far worse places... whatever kind of, infestations are going on. Um, but I was kind of hoping that we could have counted on your support to come along. If only, to sort of...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Um...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: ...to sort of handle the introductions in a personal way, with someone that Christian already knows.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Mm...yeah. Uh...let me, let me talk with Christian and see if the same thing could be done at the church.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: All right. I'll tell you what, I'll uh... I'll ask [[Allison Amber|my secretary]] to give you a call back, and we'll try and go from there.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Okay.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: All right, should be about... in an hour or two.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Okay...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I've got to, uh...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Can I have your name again, please?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Uh, this is Dr. Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: ....Doctor...Perron?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: P-Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh-huh.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Okay, and...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I'm all set to give you a call back, and hopefully we can figure out what's going on before, uh, before Saturday.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yeah, yeah, uh....let me, let me call Christian and, and see...I-I just...I would have, working on a...on a family systems and on a pastoral counseling psychological basis...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Right.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I-I would not think that that would be a good place to do the interview. Uh, they're going to be defensive. They're going to be trying to...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Christian...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: ...protect you from...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: ...uh, the nurses that went out there found that a very difficult place to try to work with them.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, even so...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Um...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: It...it would make sense though, in order to just, to gain that kind of persepective and see things from Christian's angle a little more. I-I-I do understand what you're saying about trying to put it in a, uh, a neutral environment, but, uh...I'm not too sure now. I wasn't aware that it's as bad as you say it was.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I have not been there, and I do not know...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: But... um, except from what the nurses have said.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Uh, which nurses were these?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Public health... nurses.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: And how long ago was that? Was that... was that fairly recent?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: That, that was, uh... around the time of his father's death, his father's death. They were out there because of...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I have no idea...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: ...patient discharge procedures and such...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: All that would have been about, um two or three months ago, I think. So yes, that is recent.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: And, and, he was... he was, while he was in the hospital, under [[Wikipedia:Quarantine|quarantine]] because of it.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Christian was?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: No, Christian's father.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, oh. So he, he's, he contracted something from the... from the infestation?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: He, he had...had, bug bites all over him.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, gee. Good God. Well that's...all right, uh, Miss, uh Mis-is it Miss or Mrs. Shoemaker?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: M-M-Miss Shoemaker. <br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Miss Shoemaker.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Miss Shoemaker.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Um, I, I...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: It's Reverend Shoemaker, actually.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I'm sorry?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I-I said actually, I-I... officially, it's Reverend Shoemaker.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Oh, Reverend-I didn't realize. Okay, um...all right, I think the best way to proceed, if you could, um, if you could speak with your church outreach group, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for Christian and his mother... uh, just until the, uh, the court case is over...we can, perhaps, see if we can get the state to fund a cleanup or something in the property. Because that's quite horrendous. And I think we can do something about it. We should... so, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for them, uh...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Um...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: ...preferably within the church, because I can understand they wouldn't want to go with, uh, outside strangers... uh, I quite understand.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I... really doubt that they would receive that offer at all. They have not, they have not received help from social services.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Well, you could understand why it would be in Christian's best interest if you could do that, because if he was to go to the court and if they were to present an assessment with, that he was living in such conditions along with his mother... then it would not fare well at all...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Mm-hmm.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: ...and they would perhaps be completely evicted from the property. And that wouldn't be in their interests even in the least.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Yeah. Um...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: I'm not, I'm not asking you to do this, but I-I think it would be a, uh, wise thing to do.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: I-I-I can see, I can see your point and I'll certainly talk with Mr. Bell, about...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: ...about whether he would rather see Christian in such a situation. Um...<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: It, it, i-i-it wouldn't be permanent, it would only have to be temporary, just until the trial is, uh, done with and we could perhaps fund a, cleanup, while they were in there, they wouldn't have to end up back for that...<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Mm-hmm.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: So, perhaps we could do that.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Mm-hmm.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Anyway, I do have to be going off, but if you could call this week with Christian, and I'll try to have somebody, uh, or possibly myself calling back in about, uh...two hours. Okay?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: About...how many hours?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: About, uh, two hours.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: About two hours... from now?<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Yes, uh, are you going to be there? [''laughs''] -to be up?<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Uh, yeah, yeah. I'll be up until eleven, so yes.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry 'bout that. Um... all right, I've got to be getting off, but thank you very much for speaking.<br><br />
<font color="#3300FF">'''Shoemaker'''</font>: Okay.<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Okay, thank you. Goodbye.<br><br />
''(Skype hangup sound)''<br><br />
<font color="#FF0000">'''Doctor Perron'''</font>: Goddamn. [''sighs''] I was not expecting ANY of that. (''typing'')<br><br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?s1o5yaa51ga7lpc Download link]<br />
*[http://db.tt/ZBuaCy32 Mirror of audio]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNMN1mmZAno YouTube upload]<br />
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[[Category:Phone calls]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175829User:Jaiman2014-11-03T15:44:32Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>مهلا<br />
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I didn't discover Chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
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I made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter about Chris] once.<br />
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I'm on #sonichu sometimes. I go by "Jai".<br />
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Okay.<br />
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==Articles I started==<br />
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*[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]<br />
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*[[To Mr. Smith]]<br />
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==Other sites I waste my life on==<br />
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*[http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998 YouTube]<br />
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*[http://twitter.com/imreallyjai twitter]<br />
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{{Armchair Psychologist}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175828To Mr. Smith2014-11-03T15:37:00Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer, Mr. Smith, with whom he had done business with. Mr. Smith, who is an active member of the [[CWCki Forums]], was sent an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] instead of a regular one after questioning Chris's expediency. After additional complaining, he eventually was issued a regular Sonichu medallion, as well as a commission. The commission, simply intended by Mr. Smith to portray him with Sonichu, instead depicted Chris's intent to [[Random Access Humor|pour a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. <br />
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This video is notable in that it is the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] that Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
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Like in the last video, Chris has chosen to play some godawful orchestrated music that sounds like it belongs in the sappy love scene of a [[I Love Lucy|1950s sitcom]]. It's possible that this strange and out of place choice of soundtrack was added by Chris in an attempt to show sincerity and that he is genuinely [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] for being a jackass to his customer, knowing that he is generally [[Autism|unable to show legitimate emotion]] in a convincing way. Despite this, given the sloppy editing, disgusting appearance, lack of proper (or any) post-production, inconsistent message, and overall low quality of the video, Chris is probably being insincere and has once again [[I'm Sorry, Dude|been forced to apologize]] for his actions in the laziest possible manner. This was later proven true, as two days later after the video was posted, Chris continued to rage at eBay on his Facebook. <br />
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The video was taken down soon after upload, but [[troll|fan]] archivists put it back up. <br />
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==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>[[Inos|stoned]]</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question.]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's passive agressive commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems less than elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
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The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
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The video concludes with typical [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
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To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
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Well, you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawin' with the want of droppin' a bucket ah ice on your head because you... sent my [[Chris and money|finances]] down the drain there... like a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking ship]]. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
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[[Stress|I'm hurting]]. It hurts. [[Chris and health|Errything hurts]]. A lot hurts. [[Video games|Goddamn]] [[Monthly tugboat|stressful]] [[Toys|life]]! [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
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Me.<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175709User:Jaiman2014-10-30T15:01:36Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>مهلا<br />
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I didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
<br />
I made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter about Chris] once.<br />
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Okay.<br />
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==Articles I started==<br />
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*[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]<br />
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*[[To Mr. Smith]]<br />
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==Other sites I waste my life on==<br />
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*[http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998 YouTube]<br />
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*[http://twitter.com/imreallyjai twitter]<br />
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==Userboxes are cool==<br />
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{{JERK}}<br />
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{{PS2}}<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Wii}}<br />
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{{LiquidChris}}<br />
{{JackThaddeus}}<br />
{{Kitty}}<br />
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{{Virgin with rage}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Naive}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175660To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T14:29:31Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
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<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=I_Love_You,_Catherine&diff=175650I Love You, Catherine2014-10-28T05:39:52Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br />
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"'''I Love You, Catherine'''" is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]], by [[Chris]], on [[October 2014|4 October 2014]]. The video contains an apology to a [[Gal pal|girl]] named [[Catherine]], who is presumably the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|mystery sweetheart]] Chris had posted about on [[Facebook]] in previous months. It should be noted that Chris is seen wearing [[Tomgirl|a skirt and stockings]] throughout the entirety of the video, while also sporting his old [[Manchester High School|high school]] sweatshirt. A woman's headband can be seen in his ever-thinning [[Hair|hairline]] throughout the entirety of the video, as well. He is also shown to be at his lowest point since [[CWC is Sad]], speaking with a low monotone and at parts almost tearing up.<br />
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It may not be entirely impossible that Chris is showing actual '''remorse''' here, instead of his [[Chris and remorse|usual bullshit]]. Either that, or this is just him being sad over getting close to losing some [[China|china]]. <br />
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Note that the video has [[Chris and cinematography|the usual]] murky green tint as well as skips in the audio, despite Chris having gotten a better camcorder as shown in "[[Hello, my sweety baby]]". It is possible that the new camcorder was destroyed in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]] and his old [[PSEye]] was the only camera he was able to salvage.<br />
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==Description==<br />
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{{quotebox|I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.<br />
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And to the Person ([[Troll]]) who has found the "[[Three-Quarter Woman]]" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}<br />
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==Summary==<br />
Being the first and currently only video (aside from [[Video games|Mario Kart 8]] playthroughs) uploaded by Chris in 2014, it seems to have been filmed in the [[Rental House|rental house]] Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] have been staying in, since the events of the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]. The video primarily consists of Chris apologizing to his [[Catherine|latest partner]], whom he has apparently been in an open relationship with.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Love You, Catherine<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br />
| next = [[To Mr. Smith]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
''["[[wikipedia:Theme from A Summer Place|Theme from A Summer Place]]" playing in background]''<br />
<br />
<br />
--is Christian Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], [[Virginia]]. I'm recording this vid-video because I have... [[Chris and remorse|apologies to make]]. I...want to apologize to, uh... Shaina, who was...a good friend of mine - but not my s- girlfriend - uh, been helping me- been helping me out in relaying details and whatnot amongst, uh, my... sweetheart, another one of my gal-pals, and uh, uh ''[does his [[stress sigh]]]''... new... man of the hour. Anyway, um, alright, Shaina has been relaying messages on and off between me and, uh, uh... his name is Colin, and, uh, my sc-school gal-pal Rebecca who introduced me to Shayna in the first place. Anyway, I, uh, with my sweetheart, uh, everyone oughta know her by now who knows me, because they found the CD I gave her. Yeah, her name is Catherine. So, yeah, with that, uh, I would really appreciate having the CD sent back to me and I'll make sure she gets it 'cause it's the master copy, as well as the master print and handwriting in there, so I would really mu- appreciate getting that back. <br />
<br />
Anyway, I've royally screwed up here, because, uh, while Catherine was in New York recently, for, uh, a bachelorette party of a friend of Shaina's, uh...''[deep swallow followed by sigh]'' sh-...yeah, uh, Colin asked her and Shaina asked her to go out for a sailboat ride. Uh, Shaina couldn't make it but Catherine went. They had a good ti- they had a fun time on the boat. Nothing else happened. Colin treated her with respect, and I'm guessing kept his distance, but definitely respected my sweetheart, and uh... I made assumptions because I did not know better and I had other fears in my mind as well. I had, uh, [[Noviophobia|assumed]] Colin was the type that would [[rape|take advantage]] of other women, and, uh... most importantly, Cat- my Catherine, and I had assumed from what he told me that, uh, it was kind of, uh, lackadaisical, and insincere. Would not take, uh, would not listen to me very seriously. <br />
<br />
Anyway, I beg to put it into a pun, I've made an ass of myself by making so many assumptions. Anyway, it all turned out very bad, especially for, uh... Catherine... [[Chris and his ego|and me]]. I've just been feeling really bad about that. Uh... I'm sorry, Shaina, for putting you through the in-between people-- work-- luh, I appreciate you doing that very much. And Colin, I'm very sorry for all the [[JERKS|assumptions]] I made about you. I would like to think better of you as a person, and I... I trust you-- I am trusting you from the-- all that, yeah. And most importantly, I'm very sorry to my sweetheart Catherine. ''[Chris facepalms]'' I just... She's been going through a lot as well... she need- she needed a good time as well to get away from the bad things of life that's bothering her, but it's relevant to her father. That's all I'm gonna say about that. <br />
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Anyway, Catherine, you mean the world to me, sweetheart, you really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own [[Stress|stresses]] lately. ''[Begins to tear up a little]'' Especially in response to everything, and I... ''[Chris facepalms again]'' I miss my father every day... Sigh.. It all hurts. My [[Heart level|heart]] and [[Chris and religion|soul]], they what to you, Catherine, they really-- I-I really do send my heart out so if you wanna keep it with you, keep my heart and soul as well. I love and I care about you so much and I respect you and I mean very well in my intentions. [[ShecameforCWC|Always]]. Even if they aren't the best impulses out of all that. [[White_Knight#Chris.27_life_would_still_be_a_disaster_even_if_the_trolls_never_bothered_him|I'm very sorry for all the mistakes I've made]]. ''[Chris facepalms a third time, then starts his godawful singing.]'' <br />
<br />
I can't stop [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|loving you]]~ <br />
<br />
Deep within my heart~ <br />
<br />
[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|I don't know all the lyrics]]~ <br />
<br />
So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart~ <br />
<br />
And the depths of my soul~<br />
<br />
''[Dramatic pause]''<br />
<br />
I love you.<br />
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175649To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T05:37:17Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}, <br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175648To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T05:34:41Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}, <br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
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<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [rubs his eye]] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [[[sigh]]]]<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [sigh]<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [groans and sighs again]<br />
<br />
Me.</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=175626Template:Da update2014-10-27T15:08:36Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div><center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center><br />
* 26 [[October 2014|October]] - Chris begrudgingly makes [[Chris Chan To Mr. Smith|a video apology to Mr. Smith]], an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" Sonichu medallion. <br />
* 25 October - Chris discusses GamerGate and finding the cure for [[Autism]] on Facebook.<br />
* 18 October - Chris makes a (poorly-made) [[Lego]] Derpy and posts it on Facebook. Also, Chris wishes a Happy [[Halloween]] and begs for party invites.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|Coming Out]] Movie Night.<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] [[white knight|friends]] to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see).<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update.<br />
* 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "[[I Love You, Catherine]]".<br />
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<div>مهلا<br />
<br />
I didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
<br />
I made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter about Chris] once.<br />
<br />
Okay.<br />
<br />
== Other sites I waste my life on ==<br />
<br />
[http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998 YouTube]<br />
<br />
[http://twitter.com/imreallyjai twitter]<br />
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== Userboxes are cool ==<br />
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{{JERK}}<br />
{{Americunt}}<br />
{{White}}<br />
{{Bisexual}}<br />
{{AssBurger}}<br />
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{{PS2}}<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Wii}}<br />
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{{LiquidChris}}<br />
{{JackThaddeus}}<br />
{{Kitty}}<br />
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{{Virgin with rage}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Naive}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175624User:Jaiman2014-10-27T14:52:25Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>مهلا<br />
<br />
I didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
<br />
I made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter about Chris] once.<br />
<br />
Okay.<br />
<br />
== Other sites I waste my life on ==<br />
<br />
[http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998 YouTube]<br />
<br />
[http://twitter.com/imreallyjai twitter]<br />
<br />
[http://soundcloud.com/jaiestofthemall SoundCloud]<br />
<br />
== Userboxes are cool ==<br />
<br />
{{JERK}}<br />
{{Americunt}}<br />
{{White}}<br />
{{Bisexual}}<br />
{{AssBurger}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{PS2}}<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Wii}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{LiquidChris}}<br />
{{JackThaddeus}}<br />
{{Kitty}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{Virgin with rage}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Naive}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Armchair_Psychologist&diff=175623Template:Armchair Psychologist2014-10-27T14:45:40Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>{{userbox<br />
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|id= [[Image:Freud.jpg|50px|Sigmund Freud]]<br />
|info= '''Armchair Psychologist'''<br/>This user analyzes Chris's [[Chris and Psychology|psyche]] WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a [[slow-in-the-minds|retard]].}}<br />
<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Types of people userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
<includeonly>[[Category:CWCkipedians who overanalyze Chris|{{PAGENAME}}]]</includeonly></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175622User:Jaiman2014-10-27T14:45:16Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>مهلا<br />
<br />
I didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
<br />
I made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter about Chris] once.<br />
<br />
Okay.<br />
<br />
== Other sites I waste my life on ==<br />
<br />
http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
<br />
http://twitter.com/imreallyjai<br />
<br />
== Userboxes are cool ==<br />
<br />
{{JERK}}<br />
{{AssBurger}}<br />
{{Kitty}}<br />
{{White}}<br />
{{PS2}}<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
{{Wii}}<br />
{{Americunt}}<br />
{{Bisexual}}<br />
{{LiquidChris}}<br />
{{JackThaddeus}}<br />
{{Virgin with rage}}<br />
{{Weeaboo}}<br />
{{Naive}}<br />
{{Armchair Psychologist}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=October_2014&diff=175621October 20142014-10-27T14:33:43Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2014.]]<br />
'''October''' is the tenth month of the year. So far, this might be like September, where Chris was very active on [[Facebook]] and [[eBay]]. Likely topics for this month's output include the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]], as well as Chris's burning hatred for ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 73. Instead of celebrating or even mentioning her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Medallion_Listing_Update|mass-market medallions on eBay]]. He also rages about [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#More_Ranting_on_Sonic.27s_Arms|Sonic's arms NOT being blue]], as shown in the '''non-canon''' franchise ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 4 October - [[I Love You, Catherine|A new video]] is uploaded for the first time in ages. This reveals the name of the Anonymous Sweetheart to possibly be [[Catherine]], and reveals he characteristically assumed the worst about a [[Jerk|male friend]] of hers. Also, he posts more updates about the medallion promotion.<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update, [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Blake_Sonichu_Medallion|with Chris asking about the person who ordered a Blake medallion]] and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Finished_Molding_15_Medallions|how he finished molding 15 medallions]].<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his Facebook [[white knights|friends]] to [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Owing_eBay_300|purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay]], and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_again|his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see)]].<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National Coming Out Movie Night.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 18 October - Chris posts a ([[Chris and art|poorly-made]]) [[Lego]] Derpy Facebook.<br />
* 21 October - Chris gets [[duress]]ed out over getting 17 complaints on eBay, and waits for 2 hours trying to get a hold of eBay on the phone to deal with it. He notes that all of this wouldn't have happened if he had just got some positive feedback.<br />
* 24 October - Chris posts some words of wisdom from a box of Lucky Charms and a Snoopy card.<br />
* 25 October - Chris rages over the Gamergate controversy, and that [[Autism]] has no cure.<br />
* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes a video apology to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" [[Sonichu medallion]].<br />
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].<br />
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{{timeline}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=175620Template:Da update2014-10-27T14:31:27Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div><center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center><br />
* 26 [[October 2014|October]] - Chris begrudgingly makes a video apology to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" Sonichu medallion. <br />
* 25 October - Chris discusses GamerGate and finding the cure for [[Autism]] on Facebook.<br />
* 18 October - Chris makes a (poorly-made) [[Lego]] Derpy and posts it on Facebook. Also, Chris wishes a Happy [[Halloween]] and begs for party invites.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|Coming Out]] Movie Night.<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] [[white knight|friends]] to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see).<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update.<br />
* 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "[[I Love You, Catherine]]".<br />
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=175610Template:Da update2014-10-26T17:59:54Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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* 25 October - Chris discusses GamerGate and finding the cure for [[Autism]] on Facebook.<br />
* 18 October - Chris makes a (poorly-made) [[Lego]] Derpy and posts it on Facebook. Also, Chris wishes a Happy [[Halloween]] and begs for party invites.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|Coming Out]] Movie Night.<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] [[white knight|friends]] to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see).<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update.<br />
* 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "[[I Love You, Catherine]]".<br />
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[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2014]]<br />
'''October''' is the tenth month of the year. So far, this might be like September, where Chris was very active on [[Facebook]] and [[eBay]]. We also have yet to see more info about the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]], as well as Chris' burning hatred for ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 73. Instead of celebrating her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the mass-market [[medallion]]s on eBay. He also rages about Sonic's arms NOT being blue, as shown in ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 4 October - [[I Love You, Catherine|A new video]] is uploaded for the first time in ages. This reveals the name of the Anonymous Sweetheart to possibly be [[Catherine]]. Also, he posts more updates about the medallion promotion.<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update.<br />
* 11 October - Chris will attend to National Coming Out Movie Night.<br />
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].<br />
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<div>مهلا<br />
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i didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
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I don't make a lot of edits on this site, just some fixes and other small things when possible. Whatever.<br />
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I also made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter] once.<br />
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== Other sites I waste my life on ==<br />
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http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
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http://twitter.com/imreallyjai<br />
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== Userboxes are cool ==<br />
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{{Armchair Psychologist}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175215User:Jaiman2014-10-07T14:40:19Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>hi i didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
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I don't make a lot of edits on this site, just some fixes and other small things when possible. Whatever.<br />
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I also made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter] once.<br />
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== Other sites I waste my life on ==<br />
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http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
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http://twitter.com/imreallyjai<br />
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== Userboxes are cool ==<br />
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{{JERK}}<br />
{{AssBurger}}<br />
{{Kitty}}<br />
{{White}}<br />
{{PS2}}<br />
{{PS3}}<br />
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{{Americunt}}<br />
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{{Armchair Psychologist}}</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=September_2014&diff=175189September 20142014-10-06T14:49:21Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>[[File:Chris chan sep14.jpg|thumb|Chris in September 2014]]<br />
'''September''' is the ninth month of the year. His most active all year, Chris spent his time in September mostly selling stuff on [[eBay]] to get money for his family income, especially after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]]. He also started directing more of his attention to a new [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|sweetheart-to-be]].<br />
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==Events of September==<br />
* 1 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he wore a special perfume on his first date.<br />
* 2 September - Chris takes [[Monthly tugboat|$50]] off the prices on his [[eBay]] sales.<br />
* 3 September - Chris announces he will boycott ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' on [[Facebook]], due to the change of color to Sonic's arms. He also promotes some eBay sales on Facebook.<br />
* 4 September - Chris finds an antique display case of fake [[jerkop]] items and sells it on eBay. He also begs the Human Rights Campaign on Facebook to help him get unbanned from [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], and claims that there is no rodent feces on the carpets in his [[Rental House]]. Of course, he is probably just doing one of his usual [[lies]].<br />
* 5 September - Shipping for eBay sales is delayed by Chris due to him spending time with his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]].<br />
* 6 September - The third anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s death from heart failure.<br />
* 8 September - Chris posts on Facebook that one of his eBay sales is over.<br />
* 9 September - Two documents about the fire are released on the CWCki Forums. Also, Chris permanently prices cuts one of his eBay sales to $150 instead of $200, and purchases items from the Human Rights Campaign store. Finally, Chris also <br />
* 10 September - Chris adds another picture to his Facebook photo album, depicting him smiling with the HRC logo in the bottom left corner. He also sells a drawing dedicated to "''the brave women of all kinds that have braved [...] the torturous pains from being institutionalized up to the late 1800s for being Lesbians,''" and says on Facebook that his new girlfriend is a [[Honest Content|genuine]] [[sweetheart]], and not [[Hooker incident|a hooker]].<br />
* 11 September - Chris makes a slight modification to his Facebook photo.<br />
* 12 September - Chris announces he has obtained the materials to produce yet another [[Sonichu medallion]], and to eventually begin mass-producing them to sell on eBay.<br />
* 13 September - Chris announces that he now is able to say the word "[[gay]]" without feeling uncomfortable...but in its original definitions (i.e.: happy, bright) only. He also goes to the Pride Festival, and wants kids who are bullied to say "Gay is colors! Gay is bold! Gay is happy! The way you use the word, it makes you look real crappy! [[My Little Pony|Rainbooms rock!]]"<br />
* 14 September - Chris creates 22 more medallions and lists them on eBay.<br />
* 15 September - Chris says he needs money because [[Barb]] needs dental work, which apparently costs $600.<br />
* 16 September - Chris gets the [[Un-clit]], and shows a graphic picture of female-on-female sex on Facebook, showing that he still hasn't [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|learned]] [[Giant Penis Comic|from]] [[An Ol' Classic Dream|many]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|of]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|his]] [[Chris Sex Videos|past]] [[ShecameforCWC|mis]][[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|takes]].<br />
* 18 September - Chris rages over homophobia on Facebook, signing that maybe he really ''is'' changing for better or worse.<br />
* 19 September - Photos leak onto the [[CWCki Forums]] revealing that Chris has made a new [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD]] for his new girlfriend.<br />
* 20 September - After some of his [[white knight]]s get confused by the first post on the 13th, Chris clears it up.<br />
* 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales, and posts about how he makes new medallions. He also sells [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and a BMW on [[Craigslist]].<br />
* 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a [[Lego]] version of [[CWCville Shopping Center]].<br />
* 24 September - Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]], and posts Barb's phone number, (434)-760-0231, for all to see. Whether or not some [[trolls]] and [[weens]] will do [[prank calls]] onto the number remains to be seen.<br />
* 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening eBay cases to him.<br />
* 28 September - Chris posts about the ''[[Family Guy]]''/''[[The Simpsons]]'' crossover. Not surprised?<br />
* 30 September - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris' project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering instead to [[White Knight|people]] a brick with their name on it have they sold 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him).<br />
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</includeonly></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=October_2014_Facebook_Posts&diff=175049October 2014 Facebook Posts2014-10-04T04:34:55Z<p>Jaiman: Created page with "{{incomplete}} The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in October 2014. ==Posts by Chris== ===Medallion Listing Update=== {{quotebox|1 October 2014; 1..."</p>
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The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].<br />
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==Posts by Chris==<br />
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===Medallion Listing Update===<br />
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{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am<br />
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My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br />
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In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br />
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I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}<br />
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===More Medallion Listing Updates===<br />
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{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm<br />
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Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.<br />
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Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}<br />
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===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===<br />
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{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm<br />
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[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!<br />
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You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!<br />
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[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2014_Facebook_Posts&diff=175048August 2014 Facebook Posts2014-10-04T04:33:54Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[August 2014]].<br />
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==Posts by Chris==<br />
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===Fan items lost in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]===<br />
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{{quotebox|2 August 2014<br />
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I just received a cute little plush [[Sonichu]] from a fan. It triggered the memory of the fire (it is not the sender's fault). Why? Because three fan presents were hanging on a wall in the [[Chris's room|bedroom upstairs]].<br />
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A bigger plush Sonichu with short arms and legs, big head, average body. A Sonichu face oil painting on fabric. And the [[Medallions#Asperchu Medallion|Asperchu Medal]] in its small box.<br />
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To the up to three people who made those items, I am terribly sorry, but they were all lost in the fire. And I miss those three items now more than ever. I don't know who y'all are, but y'all know who you are. <br />
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Also, please help my family and I get through this month, and hopefully fix my [[Barbara Chandler|mom]]'s teeth, by buying my time to draw commissions for you, or better, buy my featured framed pieces (three more are going to be added next week).}}<br />
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===Need more [[Chris and money|money]]===<br />
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{{quotebox|3 August 2014<br />
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Please help us here. I am serious about it, plus my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I have bills to pay, and we need the money for real. Now, I even do not have money to ship my more recent orders. I did raise over two Gs last month, but that money was spent on bills, the printer ink cartridges, shipping all of the orders from the past month, some [[Lego]], and food for my family. So, don't give me doubt about my honesty.<br />
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My mother seriously has cavities in her teeth, and I sincerely want to help pay for her required dental work. And we have bills to pay that the [[Monthly tugboat|usual income]] just can not cover.}}<br />
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To which Spirit Plumber replied:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Maybe budget a bit better next time, skip on the Legos, for example. I don't have any more work for you at this time.}}<br />
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and [[Kim Wilson]] replied:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|Oh, Christian Weston Chandler, you know your ebay says are finite, right? Market's tight for Sonichu related merchandise.}}<br />
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===Chris explaining [[Chris and money|where the money goes]]===<br />
{{quotebox|5 August 2014<br />
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Oh, Good Grief. For your information, my recent eBay purchases were Mostly for the future plan of selling [[lego]] custom minifigures of my main [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] characters to sell on eBay. I have particular color requirements on the torsos, legs, and hips, and Scratchy's Tail is perfect for most of their tails. I replaced my Vampyre Castle, Thespian, Detective and Bat People, ALL of which melted in that damn [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] last January. I replaced the Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs that [[Megan Schroeder]] conned out of me YEARS ago, FINALLY! And the cases are for the shipment of said custom minifigures. Anyway, that makes up about Less than a quarter of 2,000. The remainder went into bill payments, Shipping, Printer Ink, Shipping Tape, Shipping Brown Paper, Tens of Portfolio Folders, and everything else needed there, as well as FOOD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY.}}<br />
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===Hmmph!===<br />
{{quotebox|5 August 2014<br />
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Back off, you darn bullies; my family and I seriously need the money. I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my [[Tugboat|monthly]], you dumbasses! Hmmpf!<br />
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===Vicious Vibes===<br />
{{quotebox|5 August 2014<br />
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With the recent bullying I am receiving yesterday and today, it is the comic book forced ending and early retirement all over again.<br />
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All of these most vicious vibes, I am feeling less inspired to even consider going back to the comic books and all of that.<br />
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Why do you all have to bully people so [[Chris and English|viciously and needless]]. To the Left with ALL OF YOU.}}<br />
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To which Jennifer Wilson replied:<br />
{{quoteboxred|But who is bullying you?}}<br />
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===tl;dr===<br />
{{quotebox|7 August 2014<br />
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<nowiki>**</nowiki>ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!**<br />
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I am long devastated and exhausted of all of the hate I have been receiving from the people who are not only labeled "Bad", "[[Trolls]]" and "Bullies", but absolutely none of you all know anything better than what impulsively comes into your aging and decreasing brains!<br />
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All of you impulsively choose those you consider to be weak, stupid (even misusing the word, [[Homos|gay]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|to define something or someone as STUPID)]], or even somewhat remotely better than yourselves just so you can downsize their self confidence and ego, when you have absolutely no self confidence or ego in yourselves.<br />
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You all are Misaiming your anger and impulsive hatred to someone who is not even remotely related to you or even remotely involved in your own lives.<br />
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All of you are NOT angry at ME; all of you are NOT angry at Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Katy Perry or any female superstar; all of you are NOT angry at Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Jay Leno or any male superstar; all of you are NOT angry at anyone else similar or different or whatever.<br />
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All of you are Truly Angry at the Misfortunes in your own individual lives; All of you are Truly Angry at the actual Local People around you who have shunned you or labeled you wrongfully, so that you'll end up throwing those same labels upon innocent people who do not deserve that kind of emotional devastation at all! And the people who wrongfully labeled you all individually have had those same labels directly, wrongfully bestowed onto them, or otherwise indirectly learned from someone else who was wrongfully labeled as well.<br />
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All of you are wrong to throw your own hatred of those around you who more appropriately deserve it, onto any other person who does not deserve it to begin with.<br />
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Wars get started, because those people and all of you Do Nor Have Any Better Ideas; all of them and you solely take the immediate impulse that falls in a second, to hurt someone else in an unrequited attack on that individual or someone else who did not deserve it to begin with.<br />
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Every Individual in this world is NOT Perfect; Every Individual in this world has some sort of Mental Defect or Physical Problem or Emotional Devastation albeit minuscule or more grand than the size of the universe. There is NO real Strong Person, because those Strong People are all Weak as well in some area.<br />
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And the [[Chris and religion|Higher Force]] above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.<br />
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If all of you bullies really want to be angry at someone, Do Not Pester and Torture the Innocent People who did not deserve it to begin with. Go take it up with the Higher Force which had tweaked that individual person or situation upon yourself in your own prayers. It may or may not listen, but at least you can speak it out of your system in private rants and shouts in your own domicile, residence or hole in the ground.<br />
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And then nobody else on this planet would have to take any unrequited abuse or feel more devastated or hurt than they each already are in their own way.<br />
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Why is someone else's life indirect to your own immediately any important enough that they need to be tortured? Let them all just Be: Let Us All Live!<br />
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<nowiki>***</nowiki>[[Stress sigh|sigh]]***}}<br />
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It's worth noting that Chris 'liked' his own status, widely considered to be a Facebook ''faux pas''.<br />
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He later responded to his own post in an appallingly nonsensical manner:<br />
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And if you want an accurate image for the neutral Higher Force, there is none better than Matt Groening's cluster I stars in Futurama that Bender converses with.}}<br />
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Then [[Kim Wilson]], potentially tiring of Chris's self deprecating postings, responded with this:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|I'm sorry Chris, but to tell the truth, the "self-hatred motivation" for bullying actually doesn't happen. It's largely a cliche from 80's and early 90's television, and it's not really real. It was manufactured to help kids who get bullied feel more smug about themselves.<br />
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While that's useful for children in middle school, it's very damaging to kids in high school, because it kills their ability to make relationships.<br />
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In fact, the people who criticize you are often very successful and happy. They have social lives, jobs and relationships. They have lots of sex with their romantic partners. LOTS OF SEX! OMG! :O It would amaze you.<br />
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A better lesson to take here is to consider what these people say. If there's too much abuse, feel free to ignore the abuse. But keep in mind that any criticism is valuable, no matter whose mouth it came out of. It helps you improve yourself.<br />
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Have a good day today!<br />
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<nowiki>:)</nowiki>}}<br />
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[[Anna McLerran]]'s white knighting:<br />
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{{quoteboxgreen|this is amazing. and so true.}}<br />
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===Reserve of money===<br />
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{{quotebox|7 August 2014<br />
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I want to make it clear now that I do now have a reserve of money, and I AM ABLE TO SHIP YOUR PURCHASES as soon as the next day for photos, and the day following completion of the commission pieces. So, please do not hesitate to make me work. I would still only ship and draw after receiving payment. Thank you, and have a good day. — <nowiki>:)</nowiki> feeling happy.}}<br />
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To which Facebook user Do No Harm responded:<br />
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Yay! Glad you're back in action! I have your piece framed in the living room and everyone who comes over loves it.}}<br />
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===More begging===<br />
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{{quotebox|11 August 2014<br />
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Listen everyone. I am currently today and shipping everything out, in regards to all the orders I have received on eBay up to this point.<br />
<br />
Please please please order more from me and ignore everything those darn [[trolls]] cyber bullies may or may not say about me because [[Honest Content|it's not true]]. At this point my [[Barb|mother]] and now we are more desperate and a need for money we spent our money on bills the shipping and everything. So please, let me work for you by drawing. Have a good day. — feeling overwhelmed.}}<br />
<br />
[[Kim Wilson]]:<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler If you're overwhelmed and you are having trouble fulfilling orders, maybe you should slow down a bit. It's not fair for your paying customers, you know?}}<br />
<br />
===Chris comes out...kinda===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|14 August 2014<br />
<br />
As a [[Tomgirl]], Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for [[Homos|Human Equal Rights for everyone]].<br />
<br />
[[File:ChrisFB14Aug2014-1.jpg|150px]] [[File:ChrisFB14Aug2014-2.jpg|220px]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Kim Wilson]] replies with logic:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler That's very brave of you. Do you wear a wristband like that? Because that would definitely support your cause.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler It's also great to hear you coming out in support of gay men. Especially gay men. *applause*}}<br />
<br />
Spirit Plumber:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| <br />
Dude did someone hack your facebook?}}<br />
<br />
Kim:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Sprit Plumber Why do you think that? Chris has been lesbian for awhile.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|(Well, I think it's a special CWC type of lesbian, but yeah, that's what he's talking about in this post.)}}<br />
<br />
Chris responds:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
No, my Facebook has not been hacked. I do not have a wristband yet, but I intend to get one later. I support the LBT fully; the G.M.s are [[Chris and his Ego|fortunate to be on this boat.]]}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I AM a Lesbian Identified Male.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Feel free to look it up.}}<br />
<br />
Kim:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler But, if you don't support gay men, then that's not supporting equality for everyone, right?}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I am supporting them as well, regardless of how I feel about them. I feel it better to make it clear that I am more identifiable as a Lesbian and a Tranny. I will still support them fully in the Human Rights cause.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler That's good. But you have to be careful not to distinguish them or exclude them. Because it means you don't really believe in full equality for everyone.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, completely missing her point, replies by citing Yahoo Answers:<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Google "Lesbian Identified Man; it IS a Real Thing.<br />
<br />
[[File:Lesbian_identified_man.jpg|200px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
More of that pesky logic stuff by Kim Wilson:<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler Huh, but I just googled "are lesbian identified men real" and a lot of the results said no. I'm kind of on the fence, do you have any evidence Chris?}}<br />
<br />
Spirit Plumber rejoins the conversation:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|<br />
BLT sounds like it hits the spot right now}}<br />
<br />
===Chris addresses an issue of complete pertinence===<br />
{{quotebox|14 August 2014<br />
Also, aside from needing some more money, and orders to earn it...<br />
<br />
Does anyone have an extra Ditzy Derpy Doo card to spare?<br />
<br />
[[File:Chris's_2nd_Post_14_Aug_2014.jpg|200px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Flirt the skirt!===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|14 August 2014<br />
I am a Lesbian Identified Man and a Cross-Dressing Tranny. My mother is still [[Racist|old fashioned]] and putting me down on how other people would perceived me in a short skirt getting away discreetly in a short skirt recently, I received multiple compliments from the women. I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt! — at Human Rights Campaign.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris and "Barbarian and Stereotypical Males"===<br />
Chris posted a new profile picture, showing his purple eyeliner, shaved chest, and rapidly receding hairline. The symbol for [[Homos|Equal Marriage Rights]] is in the corner.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|15 August 2014<br />
[[File:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|400px]]}}<br />
<br />
Chris commented (with no solitication):<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I just sorted it out how to best nutshell the details: I hardly get along with [[JERKS|Males]] at all (not counting being civil); I get along better with [[Gal_pal|Female]] TOTALLY; I hardly identify myself with the Barbarian and Stereotypical Males at all; I identify BEST with the feminine ways, emotions, Empathy and about Everything Else; I GET DISGUSTED WITH THE DAMN [[Pickle|DICKS]] INCLUDING [[Duck|MY OWN]]; [[Honest Content|I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH]]; I am Feminine on the inside, Male on the outside; my Feminine Soul is most attracted and aroused by women and their Superior Beauty; Male Bodies are horrendous and most offensive to me, talk about going from the middle to HELL's Deep on the Beauty/Ugly thermometer. Female and Male on Female and Female equals Lesbian Identified Man!<br />
<br />
No More Questions!!!}}<br />
<br />
Do No Harm replied:<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Love the eyeshadow! You're one of the lucky few who can pull off purple thanks to your eye color(s)!}}<br />
<br />
Spirit Plumber:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|<br />
Good for you, it's 2014 and people can do what they like. Now, how's about getting some work done?}}<br />
<br />
Jennifer Wilson:<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
lol are you talking work work, or 'plumbing' work?}}<br />
<br />
===Ho Mo For Women===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|16 August 2014<br />
Listen EVERYONE!<br />
<br />
I asked for no further inquisitions of my own personal change of opinions and my fullest coming out as a [[Tomgirl_Saga|Lesbian Identified Male and Cross-Dressing Transgender]], Dead Set On for Women, and with respect to them as well.<br />
<br />
This is another HUGE reason why I do not like the majority of the Male population: the lot of you are not satisfied with the Face Value Details, and you people continue to keep pushing buttons until you get a response.<br />
<br />
I am a most caring and [[Death threats|tolerating]] person of other people's [[Chris and remorse|feelings]], regardless of your own [[Chris and english|misperceptions]] fabricated as early as 2007 of myself. My Closest Friends and Allies that I ACTUALLY Personally Know, truly better understand me and are most caring and respectful about my being a Lesbian and a Tranny.<br />
<br />
I No Longer am going to Care so easily for the opinions of the lot of you. I used to care, and that has hurt me mentally and emotionally very harshly. But Not Anymore.<br />
<br />
You all can just go ahead and call me Gay, [[Naive|meaning Stupid]], Dumb or [[Homos|Homo]], because I am [[CWC-isms|Ho Mo]] For Women, and None of Any of you are going to EVER change who I AM There!<br />
<br />
Go Ahead and give out my phone number, email and all that shit, because I will never respond to any of you Haters as Hazers! My Closest Friends and Allies mean a HEART AND SOUL FULL to me than any of you STRANGERS, because I have never even been remotely familiar with any of you before 2007, and very likely I Never Will Have the Displeasure of even Making Your Acquaintance In Person Ever!<br />
<br />
And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your [[Chris and English|shitful]] and hurtful comments and [[Chris and hypocrisy|hatred for Hate's Sake]]!<br />
<br />
So There!<br />
<br />
[[File:16_Aug_2014_post_1.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
The use of "Ho Mo" is mystifying, but it's very likely Chris couldn't bring himself to simply write "I am homo" and had to fragment the word.<br />
<br />
===Sonichu's kryptonite===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|25 August 2014<br />
A thought and crucial detail that I wish to inform everyone about in regards to [[Sonichu]] (Prime): the reason why Sonichu Hates the Vegetables, [[Pickle|Pickles]], is because he is Allergic to them. If he even accidentally eats a pickle slice, it paralyzes him. And if he are [sic] a whole uncut size amount of them, he bloats up like a balloon, can't do anything for hours. Would require one of those allergy to her him back to good Health again. Sonicuh is still very much Heterosexual, and so is Rosechu (Prime). The only exceptions cannon to my works are [[Robbie]] Sonichu who is a total Lesbian [[Tomgirl]] Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women). And [[Cera]] Rosechu, who is a Tomboy and a full on Lesbian. Crystaline Rosechu is a Bisexual; gets turned on by both.<br />
<br />
Interpert all of that as you will. Have a good day.}}<br />
<br />
Spirit Plumber wrote the following reply:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|So why have Sonichu's enemies never used this piece of information in the comic, especially since they have his DNA scan? Also, have you ever watched Torchwood?}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|Valid question. Even the DNA scan was only like a quick scan to clone, so they skipped the details along the way, minus the [[Blake|Cherry Cola]] in the mix. Allergies are not a topic you would share with just anyone. And I have never seen Torchwood, nor have I heard of it. After looking it up on Wikipedia, I would consider watching it Only if the Gay explorations were between Women. So there.}}<br />
<br />
===August, 28===<br />
{{quotebox|28 August 2014<br />
Attention everyone. I have decided for at least until the first Saturday after Labor Day to reduce the price on my featured pieces as well as the $200 commission price they will all be reduced from 200 to 150 so it's $50 off shipping and handling is still free. I still need to readjust the prices on those particular listings, but I will get to that they little while. So you may buy it now after I have made the reduction at that lower rate.<br />
<br />
Check my eBay profile page for the current listing Links of each listing. Thank you, and have a good day.}}<br />
<br />
===First date?===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|31 August 2014<br />
I bought and wore this lovely scented perfume on my most successful date today!<br />
<br />
'''[shared]''' https://www.facebook.com/PerfumeFantasy}}<br />
<br />
==Life events==<br />
<br />
On 31 August Chris changed his relationship status from "single" to "In a Relationship", with 9 July 2014 being listed as the day the relationship started. Chris responded to this status change with two comments:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|31 August 2014<br />
We talked, communicated, Love, Mutual Emotions, Mutual Trust, Respect and Honesty, AND, we are IN Person Met, Face-to-Face.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|31 August 2014<br />
And you Haters can kiss my behind!!!}}<br />
<br />
{{Facebook}}<br />
[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2014_Facebook_Posts&diff=175047August 2014 Facebook Posts2014-10-04T04:33:25Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>[[incomplete]]<br />
<br />
The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[August 2014]].<br />
<br />
==Posts by Chris==<br />
<br />
===Fan items lost in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|2 August 2014<br />
<br />
I just received a cute little plush [[Sonichu]] from a fan. It triggered the memory of the fire (it is not the sender's fault). Why? Because three fan presents were hanging on a wall in the [[Chris's room|bedroom upstairs]].<br />
<br />
A bigger plush Sonichu with short arms and legs, big head, average body. A Sonichu face oil painting on fabric. And the [[Medallions#Asperchu Medallion|Asperchu Medal]] in its small box.<br />
<br />
To the up to three people who made those items, I am terribly sorry, but they were all lost in the fire. And I miss those three items now more than ever. I don't know who y'all are, but y'all know who you are. <br />
<br />
Also, please help my family and I get through this month, and hopefully fix my [[Barbara Chandler|mom]]'s teeth, by buying my time to draw commissions for you, or better, buy my featured framed pieces (three more are going to be added next week).}}<br />
<br />
===Need more [[Chris and money|money]]===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|3 August 2014<br />
<br />
Please help us here. I am serious about it, plus my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and I have bills to pay, and we need the money for real. Now, I even do not have money to ship my more recent orders. I did raise over two Gs last month, but that money was spent on bills, the printer ink cartridges, shipping all of the orders from the past month, some [[Lego]], and food for my family. So, don't give me doubt about my honesty.<br />
<br />
My mother seriously has cavities in her teeth, and I sincerely want to help pay for her required dental work. And we have bills to pay that the [[Monthly tugboat|usual income]] just can not cover.}}<br />
<br />
To which Spirit Plumber replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Maybe budget a bit better next time, skip on the Legos, for example. I don't have any more work for you at this time.}}<br />
<br />
and [[Kim Wilson]] replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Oh, Christian Weston Chandler, you know your ebay says are finite, right? Market's tight for Sonichu related merchandise.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris explaining [[Chris and money|where the money goes]]===<br />
{{quotebox|5 August 2014<br />
<br />
Oh, Good Grief. For your information, my recent eBay purchases were Mostly for the future plan of selling [[lego]] custom minifigures of my main [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] characters to sell on eBay. I have particular color requirements on the torsos, legs, and hips, and Scratchy's Tail is perfect for most of their tails. I replaced my Vampyre Castle, Thespian, Detective and Bat People, ALL of which melted in that damn [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] last January. I replaced the Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs that [[Megan Schroeder]] conned out of me YEARS ago, FINALLY! And the cases are for the shipment of said custom minifigures. Anyway, that makes up about Less than a quarter of 2,000. The remainder went into bill payments, Shipping, Printer Ink, Shipping Tape, Shipping Brown Paper, Tens of Portfolio Folders, and everything else needed there, as well as FOOD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY.}}<br />
<br />
===Hmmph!===<br />
{{quotebox|5 August 2014<br />
<br />
Back off, you darn bullies; my family and I seriously need the money. I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my [[Tugboat|monthly]], you dumbasses! Hmmpf!<br />
<br />
[[File:CWC_Facebook_MLP_Image_8-5-2014.jpg|220px]]}}<br />
<br />
===Vicious Vibes===<br />
{{quotebox|5 August 2014<br />
<br />
With the recent bullying I am receiving yesterday and today, it is the comic book forced ending and early retirement all over again.<br />
<br />
All of these most vicious vibes, I am feeling less inspired to even consider going back to the comic books and all of that.<br />
<br />
Why do you all have to bully people so [[Chris and English|viciously and needless]]. To the Left with ALL OF YOU.}}<br />
<br />
To which Jennifer Wilson replied:<br />
{{quoteboxred|But who is bullying you?}}<br />
<br />
===tl;dr===<br />
{{quotebox|7 August 2014<br />
<br />
<nowiki>**</nowiki>ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!**<br />
<br />
I am long devastated and exhausted of all of the hate I have been receiving from the people who are not only labeled "Bad", "[[Trolls]]" and "Bullies", but absolutely none of you all know anything better than what impulsively comes into your aging and decreasing brains!<br />
<br />
All of you impulsively choose those you consider to be weak, stupid (even misusing the word, [[Homos|gay]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|to define something or someone as STUPID)]], or even somewhat remotely better than yourselves just so you can downsize their self confidence and ego, when you have absolutely no self confidence or ego in yourselves.<br />
<br />
You all are Misaiming your anger and impulsive hatred to someone who is not even remotely related to you or even remotely involved in your own lives.<br />
<br />
All of you are NOT angry at ME; all of you are NOT angry at Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Katy Perry or any female superstar; all of you are NOT angry at Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Jay Leno or any male superstar; all of you are NOT angry at anyone else similar or different or whatever.<br />
<br />
All of you are Truly Angry at the Misfortunes in your own individual lives; All of you are Truly Angry at the actual Local People around you who have shunned you or labeled you wrongfully, so that you'll end up throwing those same labels upon innocent people who do not deserve that kind of emotional devastation at all! And the people who wrongfully labeled you all individually have had those same labels directly, wrongfully bestowed onto them, or otherwise indirectly learned from someone else who was wrongfully labeled as well.<br />
<br />
All of you are wrong to throw your own hatred of those around you who more appropriately deserve it, onto any other person who does not deserve it to begin with.<br />
<br />
Wars get started, because those people and all of you Do Nor Have Any Better Ideas; all of them and you solely take the immediate impulse that falls in a second, to hurt someone else in an unrequited attack on that individual or someone else who did not deserve it to begin with.<br />
<br />
Every Individual in this world is NOT Perfect; Every Individual in this world has some sort of Mental Defect or Physical Problem or Emotional Devastation albeit minuscule or more grand than the size of the universe. There is NO real Strong Person, because those Strong People are all Weak as well in some area.<br />
<br />
And the [[Chris and religion|Higher Force]] above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe.<br />
<br />
If all of you bullies really want to be angry at someone, Do Not Pester and Torture the Innocent People who did not deserve it to begin with. Go take it up with the Higher Force which had tweaked that individual person or situation upon yourself in your own prayers. It may or may not listen, but at least you can speak it out of your system in private rants and shouts in your own domicile, residence or hole in the ground.<br />
<br />
And then nobody else on this planet would have to take any unrequited abuse or feel more devastated or hurt than they each already are in their own way.<br />
<br />
Why is someone else's life indirect to your own immediately any important enough that they need to be tortured? Let them all just Be: Let Us All Live!<br />
<br />
<nowiki>***</nowiki>[[Stress sigh|sigh]]***}}<br />
<br />
It's worth noting that Chris 'liked' his own status, widely considered to be a Facebook ''faux pas''.<br />
<br />
He later responded to his own post in an appallingly nonsensical manner:<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
And if you want an accurate image for the neutral Higher Force, there is none better than Matt Groening's cluster I stars in Futurama that Bender converses with.}}<br />
<br />
Then [[Kim Wilson]], potentially tiring of Chris's self deprecating postings, responded with this:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|I'm sorry Chris, but to tell the truth, the "self-hatred motivation" for bullying actually doesn't happen. It's largely a cliche from 80's and early 90's television, and it's not really real. It was manufactured to help kids who get bullied feel more smug about themselves.<br />
<br />
While that's useful for children in middle school, it's very damaging to kids in high school, because it kills their ability to make relationships.<br />
<br />
In fact, the people who criticize you are often very successful and happy. They have social lives, jobs and relationships. They have lots of sex with their romantic partners. LOTS OF SEX! OMG! :O It would amaze you.<br />
<br />
A better lesson to take here is to consider what these people say. If there's too much abuse, feel free to ignore the abuse. But keep in mind that any criticism is valuable, no matter whose mouth it came out of. It helps you improve yourself.<br />
<br />
Have a good day today!<br />
<br />
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>}}<br />
<br />
[[Anna McLerran]]'s white knighting:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|this is amazing. and so true.}}<br />
<br />
===Reserve of money===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|7 August 2014<br />
<br />
I want to make it clear now that I do now have a reserve of money, and I AM ABLE TO SHIP YOUR PURCHASES as soon as the next day for photos, and the day following completion of the commission pieces. So, please do not hesitate to make me work. I would still only ship and draw after receiving payment. Thank you, and have a good day. — <nowiki>:)</nowiki> feeling happy.}}<br />
<br />
To which Facebook user Do No Harm responded:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Yay! Glad you're back in action! I have your piece framed in the living room and everyone who comes over loves it.}}<br />
<br />
===More begging===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|11 August 2014<br />
<br />
Listen everyone. I am currently today and shipping everything out, in regards to all the orders I have received on eBay up to this point.<br />
<br />
Please please please order more from me and ignore everything those darn [[trolls]] cyber bullies may or may not say about me because [[Honest Content|it's not true]]. At this point my [[Barb|mother]] and now we are more desperate and a need for money we spent our money on bills the shipping and everything. So please, let me work for you by drawing. Have a good day. — feeling overwhelmed.}}<br />
<br />
[[Kim Wilson]]:<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler If you're overwhelmed and you are having trouble fulfilling orders, maybe you should slow down a bit. It's not fair for your paying customers, you know?}}<br />
<br />
===Chris comes out...kinda===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|14 August 2014<br />
<br />
As a [[Tomgirl]], Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for [[Homos|Human Equal Rights for everyone]].<br />
<br />
[[File:ChrisFB14Aug2014-1.jpg|150px]] [[File:ChrisFB14Aug2014-2.jpg|220px]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Kim Wilson]] replies with logic:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler That's very brave of you. Do you wear a wristband like that? Because that would definitely support your cause.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler It's also great to hear you coming out in support of gay men. Especially gay men. *applause*}}<br />
<br />
Spirit Plumber:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| <br />
Dude did someone hack your facebook?}}<br />
<br />
Kim:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Sprit Plumber Why do you think that? Chris has been lesbian for awhile.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|(Well, I think it's a special CWC type of lesbian, but yeah, that's what he's talking about in this post.)}}<br />
<br />
Chris responds:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
No, my Facebook has not been hacked. I do not have a wristband yet, but I intend to get one later. I support the LBT fully; the G.M.s are [[Chris and his Ego|fortunate to be on this boat.]]}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I AM a Lesbian Identified Male.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Feel free to look it up.}}<br />
<br />
Kim:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler But, if you don't support gay men, then that's not supporting equality for everyone, right?}}<br />
<br />
Chris:<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I am supporting them as well, regardless of how I feel about them. I feel it better to make it clear that I am more identifiable as a Lesbian and a Tranny. I will still support them fully in the Human Rights cause.}}<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler That's good. But you have to be careful not to distinguish them or exclude them. Because it means you don't really believe in full equality for everyone.}}<br />
<br />
Chris, completely missing her point, replies by citing Yahoo Answers:<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
Google "Lesbian Identified Man; it IS a Real Thing.<br />
<br />
[[File:Lesbian_identified_man.jpg|200px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
More of that pesky logic stuff by Kim Wilson:<br />
{{quoteboxred|<br />
Christian Weston Chandler Huh, but I just googled "are lesbian identified men real" and a lot of the results said no. I'm kind of on the fence, do you have any evidence Chris?}}<br />
<br />
Spirit Plumber rejoins the conversation:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|<br />
BLT sounds like it hits the spot right now}}<br />
<br />
===Chris addresses an issue of complete pertinence===<br />
{{quotebox|14 August 2014<br />
Also, aside from needing some more money, and orders to earn it...<br />
<br />
Does anyone have an extra Ditzy Derpy Doo card to spare?<br />
<br />
[[File:Chris's_2nd_Post_14_Aug_2014.jpg|200px]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Flirt the skirt!===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|14 August 2014<br />
I am a Lesbian Identified Man and a Cross-Dressing Tranny. My mother is still [[Racist|old fashioned]] and putting me down on how other people would perceived me in a short skirt getting away discreetly in a short skirt recently, I received multiple compliments from the women. I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt! — at Human Rights Campaign.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris and "Barbarian and Stereotypical Males"===<br />
Chris posted a new profile picture, showing his purple eyeliner, shaved chest, and rapidly receding hairline. The symbol for [[Homos|Equal Marriage Rights]] is in the corner.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|15 August 2014<br />
[[File:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|400px]]}}<br />
<br />
Chris commented (with no solitication):<br />
{{quotebox|<br />
I just sorted it out how to best nutshell the details: I hardly get along with [[JERKS|Males]] at all (not counting being civil); I get along better with [[Gal_pal|Female]] TOTALLY; I hardly identify myself with the Barbarian and Stereotypical Males at all; I identify BEST with the feminine ways, emotions, Empathy and about Everything Else; I GET DISGUSTED WITH THE DAMN [[Pickle|DICKS]] INCLUDING [[Duck|MY OWN]]; [[Honest Content|I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH]]; I am Feminine on the inside, Male on the outside; my Feminine Soul is most attracted and aroused by women and their Superior Beauty; Male Bodies are horrendous and most offensive to me, talk about going from the middle to HELL's Deep on the Beauty/Ugly thermometer. Female and Male on Female and Female equals Lesbian Identified Man!<br />
<br />
No More Questions!!!}}<br />
<br />
Do No Harm replied:<br />
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Love the eyeshadow! You're one of the lucky few who can pull off purple thanks to your eye color(s)!}}<br />
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Spirit Plumber:<br />
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Good for you, it's 2014 and people can do what they like. Now, how's about getting some work done?}}<br />
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Jennifer Wilson:<br />
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lol are you talking work work, or 'plumbing' work?}}<br />
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===Ho Mo For Women===<br />
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{{quotebox|16 August 2014<br />
Listen EVERYONE!<br />
<br />
I asked for no further inquisitions of my own personal change of opinions and my fullest coming out as a [[Tomgirl_Saga|Lesbian Identified Male and Cross-Dressing Transgender]], Dead Set On for Women, and with respect to them as well.<br />
<br />
This is another HUGE reason why I do not like the majority of the Male population: the lot of you are not satisfied with the Face Value Details, and you people continue to keep pushing buttons until you get a response.<br />
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I am a most caring and [[Death threats|tolerating]] person of other people's [[Chris and remorse|feelings]], regardless of your own [[Chris and english|misperceptions]] fabricated as early as 2007 of myself. My Closest Friends and Allies that I ACTUALLY Personally Know, truly better understand me and are most caring and respectful about my being a Lesbian and a Tranny.<br />
<br />
I No Longer am going to Care so easily for the opinions of the lot of you. I used to care, and that has hurt me mentally and emotionally very harshly. But Not Anymore.<br />
<br />
You all can just go ahead and call me Gay, [[Naive|meaning Stupid]], Dumb or [[Homos|Homo]], because I am [[CWC-isms|Ho Mo]] For Women, and None of Any of you are going to EVER change who I AM There!<br />
<br />
Go Ahead and give out my phone number, email and all that shit, because I will never respond to any of you Haters as Hazers! My Closest Friends and Allies mean a HEART AND SOUL FULL to me than any of you STRANGERS, because I have never even been remotely familiar with any of you before 2007, and very likely I Never Will Have the Displeasure of even Making Your Acquaintance In Person Ever!<br />
<br />
And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your [[Chris and English|shitful]] and hurtful comments and [[Chris and hypocrisy|hatred for Hate's Sake]]!<br />
<br />
So There!<br />
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[[File:16_Aug_2014_post_1.jpg|300px]]}}<br />
The use of "Ho Mo" is mystifying, but it's very likely Chris couldn't bring himself to simply write "I am homo" and had to fragment the word.<br />
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===Sonichu's kryptonite===<br />
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{{quotebox|25 August 2014<br />
A thought and crucial detail that I wish to inform everyone about in regards to [[Sonichu]] (Prime): the reason why Sonichu Hates the Vegetables, [[Pickle|Pickles]], is because he is Allergic to them. If he even accidentally eats a pickle slice, it paralyzes him. And if he are [sic] a whole uncut size amount of them, he bloats up like a balloon, can't do anything for hours. Would require one of those allergy to her him back to good Health again. Sonicuh is still very much Heterosexual, and so is Rosechu (Prime). The only exceptions cannon to my works are [[Robbie]] Sonichu who is a total Lesbian [[Tomgirl]] Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women). And [[Cera]] Rosechu, who is a Tomboy and a full on Lesbian. Crystaline Rosechu is a Bisexual; gets turned on by both.<br />
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Interpert all of that as you will. Have a good day.}}<br />
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Spirit Plumber wrote the following reply:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|So why have Sonichu's enemies never used this piece of information in the comic, especially since they have his DNA scan? Also, have you ever watched Torchwood?}}<br />
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{{quotebox|Valid question. Even the DNA scan was only like a quick scan to clone, so they skipped the details along the way, minus the [[Blake|Cherry Cola]] in the mix. Allergies are not a topic you would share with just anyone. And I have never seen Torchwood, nor have I heard of it. After looking it up on Wikipedia, I would consider watching it Only if the Gay explorations were between Women. So there.}}<br />
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===August, 28===<br />
{{quotebox|28 August 2014<br />
Attention everyone. I have decided for at least until the first Saturday after Labor Day to reduce the price on my featured pieces as well as the $200 commission price they will all be reduced from 200 to 150 so it's $50 off shipping and handling is still free. I still need to readjust the prices on those particular listings, but I will get to that they little while. So you may buy it now after I have made the reduction at that lower rate.<br />
<br />
Check my eBay profile page for the current listing Links of each listing. Thank you, and have a good day.}}<br />
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===First date?===<br />
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{{quotebox|31 August 2014<br />
I bought and wore this lovely scented perfume on my most successful date today!<br />
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'''[shared]''' https://www.facebook.com/PerfumeFantasy}}<br />
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==Life events==<br />
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On 31 August Chris changed his relationship status from "single" to "In a Relationship", with 9 July 2014 being listed as the day the relationship started. Chris responded to this status change with two comments:<br />
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{{quotebox|31 August 2014<br />
We talked, communicated, Love, Mutual Emotions, Mutual Trust, Respect and Honesty, AND, we are IN Person Met, Face-to-Face.}}<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|31 August 2014<br />
And you Haters can kiss my behind!!!}}<br />
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{{Facebook}}<br />
[[Category:Facebook]]</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg&diff=175046File:Chrischan oct14 2.jpg2014-10-04T04:28:44Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175033User:Jaiman2014-10-03T14:53:11Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>hi i didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
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I don't make a lot of edits on this site, just some fixes and other small things when possible. Whatever.<br />
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I also made [http://twitter.com/cwc_quotes a cool twitter] once.<br />
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== Other sites I waste my life on ==<br />
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http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
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http://twitter.com/imreallyjai<br />
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== Userboxes are cool ==<br />
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|info= '''Weeaboo'''<br/>This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in [[anime|animu]].<br/>この人はおたくだので、[[anime|アニメ]]は[[Christian Weston Chandler|クリスーちゃん]]に好かれたのは我慢しなさい。<br/>Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.}}<br />
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<includeonly>[[Category:CWCkipedians who are weeaboos|{{PAGENAME}}]]</includeonly></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175032User:Jaiman2014-10-03T14:42:36Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>hi i didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
<br />
I don't make a lot of edits on this site, just some fixes and other small things when possible. Whatever.<br />
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== Other Sites I Waste My Life On ==<br />
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http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
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http://twitter.com/imreallyjai</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=175031Template:Da update2014-10-03T14:33:48Z<p>Jaiman: Shortening the list a bit.</p>
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* 1 [[October 2014|October]] - Barb turns 73. Instead of celebrating her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the mass-market medallions on [[eBay]]. He also rages about Sonic's arms NOT being blue, as shown in Sonic Boom. <br />
* 30 [[September 2014|September]] - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris' project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering instead to people a brick with their name on it have they sold 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu [[Medallion]]" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him). <br />
* 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening eBay cases to him.<br />
* 24 September - Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]], and posts Barb's phone number.<br />
* 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a [[Lego]] version of [[CWCville Shopping Center]].<br />
* 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales, and posts about how he makes new medallions. He also sells [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and a Barb's BMW on [[Craigslist]].<br />
*19 September - Chris [[Three-Quarter Woman|makes a new CD]] for his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]].<br />
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* 1 [[October 2014|October]] - Barb turns 73. Instead of celebrating her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the mass-market medallions on eBay. He also rages about Sonic's arms NOT being blue, as shown in Sonic Boom. <br />
* 30 [[September 2014|September]] - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris' project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering instead to people a brick with their name on it have they sold 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him). <br />
* 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening eBay cases to him.<br />
* 24 September - Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]], and posts Barb's phone number.<br />
* 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a [[Lego]] version of [[CWCville Shopping Center]].<br />
* 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales, and posts about how he makes new medallions. He also sells [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and a Barb's BMW on [[Craigslist]].<br />
*19 September - Chris [[Three-Quarter Woman|makes a new CD]] for his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]].<br />
*16 September - Chris receives an '[[Un-clit|un-clit]]' piercing in protest of his apparently much-hated [[Duck|penis]].<br />
*14 September - Chris lists 22 new [[Medallions|medallions]] for sale, on [[eBay]].<br />
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=175019Template:Da update2014-10-02T16:45:54Z<p>Jaiman: Links</p>
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* 1 [[October 2014|October]] - Barb turns 73. Instead of celebrating her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about Britney Spears and updates about the mass-market medallions on eBay. He also rages about Sonic's arms NOT being blue, as shown in Sonic Boom. <br />
* 30 [[September 2014|September]] - Kickstarter announces they would suspend Chris' project, noting that it breaks their rules. Chris re-starts the project by offering instead to people a brick with their name on it have they sold 50 dollars or more. He also sends an "Angry Sonichu Medallion" to a person named "Mr. Smith" (who apparently has made a "false" case against him). <br />
* 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening eBay cases to him.<br />
* 24 September - Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]], and posts Barb's phone number.<br />
* 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a [[Lego]] version of [[CWCville Shopping Center]].<br />
* 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales, and posts about how he makes new medallions. He also sells [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and a Barb's BMW on [[Craigslist]].<br />
*19 September - Chris [[Three-Quarter Woman|makes a new CD]] for his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]].<br />
*16 September - Chris receives an '[[Un-clit|un-clit]]' piercing in protest of his apparently much-hated [[Duck|penis]].<br />
*14 September - Chris lists 22 new [[Medallions|medallions]] for sale, on [[eBay]].<br />
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=175018User:Jaiman2014-10-02T14:45:16Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>hi i didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
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I don't make a lot of edits on this site, just some fixes and other small things when possible. Whatever.<br />
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== Other Sites I Waste My Life On ==<br />
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http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
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http://twitter.com/imreallyjai</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Facebook&diff=175017Template:Facebook2014-10-02T14:40:41Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>hi i didn't discover chris until, like, mid-2014.<br />
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I don't make a lot of edits on this site, just some typo-fixes and other small things when possible. Whatever.<br />
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|info= '''[[Wii|<font color="#24C0EB">Wii</font>]]'''<br/>This user owns a Wii, complete with a [[Wii Remote of Fail|<font color="#24C0EB">magic wand</font>]], and would do anything to get into [[Shigeru Miyamoto|<font color="#24C0EB">Shigeru Miyamoto</font>]]'s pants.}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Hobby userboxes]]</noinclude><includeonly>[[Category:CWCkipedians who own a Wii|{{PAGENAME}}]]</includeonly><br />
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|info= '''Liquid Chris'''<br/>This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST [[Liquid Chris]].}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Troll userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|info= '''Jack Thaddeus'''<br/>This user finds [[Jack Thaddeus]] and his gay [[CWCipedia]] ads to be hilarious.}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Troll userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|info= '''Virgin with rage'''<br/>Like [[Chris]], this user feels lonely, and is currently [[Love Quest|looking for]] a [[Boyfriend-free girl]], or possibly a [[Jerk|Girlfriend-free boy]].}}<br />
<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Types of people userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|info= '''Weeaboo'''<br/>This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in [[anime|animu]].<br/>この人はおたくだので、[[anime|アニメ]]は[[Christian Weston Chandler|クリスーちゃん]]に好かれたのは我慢しなさい。<br/>Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.}}<br />
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== Other Sites I Waste My Life On ==<br />
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http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
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http://twitter.com/imreallyjai</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=174974User:Jaiman2014-09-30T14:58:44Z<p>Jaiman: </p>
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<div>Hi, I'm fucking gay and didn't even discover Chris until mid-2014.<br />
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|info= '''Kitty'''<br/>This user thinks [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]] is the best Chandler cat! :3}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Chandler Cats userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|info= ''Misses Old Chris''<br/>This user misses Chris's shenanigans from before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], and never wanted it to get this depressing}}<br />
<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Hobby userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|info= '''[[Pixelated_PS3|<font color="#1569C7">PS2</font>]]'''<br/><font color="#38ACEC">This user owns one of the many [[Sony|<font color="#1569C7">PS2</font>]] systems that isn't [[Pixelated_PS3|<font color="#1569C7">covered in Pixelblocks and Legos</font>]].</font>}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Hobby userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|info= '''[[Wii|<font color="#24C0EB">Wii</font>]]'''<br/>This user owns a Wii, complete with a [[Wii Remote of Fail|<font color="#24C0EB">magic wand</font>]], and would do anything to get into [[Shigeru Miyamoto|<font color="#24C0EB">Shigeru Miyamoto</font>]]'s pants.}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Hobby userboxes]]</noinclude><includeonly>[[Category:CWCkipedians who own a Wii|{{PAGENAME}}]]</includeonly><br />
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|info= '''Liquid Chris'''<br/>This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST [[Liquid Chris]].}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Troll userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|id= [[Image:Jacktochris.jpg|60px|Jack]]<br />
|info= '''Jack Thaddeus'''<br/>This user finds [[Jack Thaddeus]] and his gay [[CWCipedia]] ads to be hilarious.}}<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Troll userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
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|info= '''Virgin with rage'''<br/>Like [[Chris]], this user feels lonely, and is currently [[Love Quest|looking for]] a [[Boyfriend-free girl]], or possibly a [[Jerk|Girlfriend-free boy]].}}<br />
<noinclude>[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Types of people userboxes]]</noinclude><br />
<includeonly>[[Category:CWCkipedians who are Virgins with rage|{{PAGENAME}}]]</includeonly><br />
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|info= '''Weeaboo'''<br/>This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in [[anime|animu]].<br/>この人はおたくだので、[[anime|アニメ]]は[[Christian Weston Chandler|クリスーちゃん]]に好かれたのは我慢しなさい。<br/>Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.}}<br />
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== Other Sites I Waste My Life On ==<br />
<br />
http://youtube.com/user/jaiman1998<br />
<br />
http://twitter.com/imreallyjai</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=174973Template:Da update2014-09-30T14:22:46Z<p>Jaiman: fixed</p>
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* 26 September - Chris gets ticked off over people opening eBay cases to him.<br />
* 24 September - Chris [[Chris and money|buys]] a used Ford Focus, and rages over insurance policies on Facebook. He also says that his sales [[TRUE and HONEST|are not scams]], and posts Barb's phone number.<br />
* 23 September - Chris announces he is creating a new Kickstarter project so he can create a [[Lego]] version of [[CWCville Shopping Center]].<br />
* 21 September - Chris posts way too much about a special offer with his eBay sales, and posts about how he makes new medallions. He also sells [[Son-Chu|Son-Chu II]] and a Barb's BMW on [[Craigslist]].<br />
*19 September - Chris [[Three-Quarter Woman|makes a new CD]] for his [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]].<br />
*16 September - Chris receives an '[[Un-clit|un-clit]]' piercing in protest of his apparently much-hated [[Duck|penis]].<br />
*14 September - Chris lists 22 new [[Medallions|medallions]] for sale, on [[eBay]].<br />
*10 [[September 2014|September]] - Chris [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|posts another photo of himself]] sporting makeup, and 'confirms' that his new [[Sweetheart|sweetheart]] is, in fact, not a [[Hooker incident|hooker]].<br />
*30 [[August 2014|August]] - Chris changes his [[Facebook]] status to "[[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|in a relationship]]".<br />
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added - with no more than 6 or 7 entries being displayed. To add new update to the list, simply edit this template and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude></div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Jaiman&diff=173523User:Jaiman2014-08-07T02:02:02Z<p>Jaiman: Created page with "Hi, I'm fucking gay and didn't even discover Chris until mid-2014. {{userbox |box-border-col= #0000FF |box-bg-col= #D9FFFB |id-bg-col= #D9FFFB |id-border-col= #D9FFFB |info-c..."</p>
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<div>Hi, I'm fucking gay and didn't even discover Chris until mid-2014.<br />
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|info= '''Virgin with rage'''<br/>Like [[Chris]], this user feels lonely, and is currently [[Love Quest|looking for]] a [[Boyfriend-free girl]], or possibly a [[Jerk|Girlfriend-free boy]].}}<br />
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|info= '''Weeaboo'''<br/>This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in [[anime|animu]].<br/>この人はおたくだので、[[anime|アニメ]]は[[Christian Weston Chandler|クリスーちゃん]]に好かれたのは我慢しなさい。<br/>Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.}}<br />
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== Other Sites I Waste My Life On ==<br />
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http://twitter.com/imreallyjai</div>Jaimanhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Voicemail_greeting&diff=173520Voicemail greeting2014-08-07T00:53:27Z<p>Jaiman: New entry, unsure why it hasn't been on here yet.</p>
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<div>[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.<br />
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== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==<br />
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- [[Chris and his ego|Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.<br />
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY4q2yk3pgk| Listen here!]<br />
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=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.<br />
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===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]<br />
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=== c. [[May 2011]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]<br />
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=== 13 May 2011===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]<br />
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=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br />
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]<br />
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]<br />
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=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br />
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]<br />
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=== 15 July 2011===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, you have [[Chris and english|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br />
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=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...<br />
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]<br />
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=== 9 December 2011 ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&feature=plcp Listen here!]<br />
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=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!<br />
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]<br />
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]<br />
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=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===<br />
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<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.<br />
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]<br />
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=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day. <br />
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*no recording <br />
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=== [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day. <br />
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*no recording<br />
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=== [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.<br />
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*no recording<br />
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=== [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Your call is being forwarded to an "I don't give a damn" service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!<br />
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*[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]<br />
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&feature=plcp Listen here!]<br />
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=== [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message..I'll get back to you..if I know you in person..or...somethin'. Whatever. Um.. have a good day.<br />
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&feature=youtu.be Listen here!]<br />
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=== Between Mid-2012 and Mid-2014 ===<br />
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> [singing] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress|stressed.]]<br />
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*[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]<br />
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[[Category:Phone calls]]</div>Jaiman