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Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-28T16:04:43Z

Jakkarra: /* About the ad revenue thing */

==To do==
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)

* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

==Trolls trolling trolls==
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)

== Blocked ==

*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== ED has been sold ==

*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::*ED hasn't been sold.
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW. There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:::ED was sold without warning because Girlvinyl (or should I say, Sherrod DeGrippo) is a attention whore and a sellout. Now we do have [http://www.lurkmoarpedia.com Lurkmoarpedia] as a backup and revival, but they're in the process of searching Google's caches (Chris's article is currently text only). [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam & Eggs]] 15:46, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
::::Bullshit Shiny, and considering you're one of the greedy fucking Jews responsible for ED's death anyone who takes what you say seriously is a brain dead moron. The users didn't kill ED they made it interesting to read. You and your fat bitch boss DeGrippo killed ED because she wanted more fucking money. Don't you even dare try to blame the contributers you cunts. By the way, saw OhInternet's article on Know Your Meme "Internet Meme Database known for selling out internet culture for money." Ha ha ha, the utter hypocrisy in this statement.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 08:55, 27 April 2011 (PDT)
:::::Go ahead and call me a Jew. ED wasn't sold out. We have every right to blame the contributors for filling it with "NIGGER KIKE TROLL THIS 13 YEAR OLD DEVIANTART NIGGER ASPIE FURFAG KIKE" and making it a cesspool of faggotry. ED was not sold, we had nothing to sell.[[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 08:50, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

WAHHH WAHHHH HOW CAN I PROVE I'M HARDCORE IF ED IS GONE???????? JEWS JEWS JEWS WAHHHHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:59, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==
*Thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
:*I'm pretty sure I got most of it. Couldn't find some of the Talk pages but I don't think it really matters that much. http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k [[User:Crow|Crow]] 09:01, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

==EncyclopediaDramatica.ch==
With the inside job on the death of the old ED, I added the relevant information to the article without going too in-depth on the issue. Before it almost looked as if the article was tacitly directing users to "the new ED at OhInternet which would be a terrible lie.
Needless to say, the new ED is on track with well over a million page views and with all the articles but still needing more images of the old ED.
Any work re-adding images to the CWC article would be appreciated since DeGrippo the Hutt and her gang have bleached all the old article images in their goal for a sanitized net. Seeing as most of the images are mirrored on here in some form, it shouldn't be too hard.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 23:17, 21 April 2011 (PDT)
:I looked over the article to see what images were missing with respect to Chris-stuff a few hours ago. The only ones not there are the ones which have different filenames here, but I'm sure there are still a couple missing images I can replace. I'll look through things in a few hours. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:31, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
* ror is a big fat faggot who doesn't understand how the internet works. also probably 13 --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

==About the ad revenue thing==
The article says that Ohinternet was created to increase ad revenues, but seeing as 1) that backfired incredibly (as can be seen by the drop in traffic and 100% decrease in URL value) and 2) the people at ED probably aren't that stupid, seeing as they have plenty of experience and a team of supposedly savvy individuals, I have to wonder if that was their intention. Should the ad revenue thing stay in or is that considered unnecessary POV? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:41, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
*Personally I don't see how this is relevant, as the article should be focusing on ED and how it relates to Chris. But from what Shiny has told me, it's hard to get advertisers when your content is "nigger nigger nigger" though it's possible they've alienated their userbase in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:57, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
**Well I knew my "un NPOV" version of events wouldn't last long, ha. At least the current article isn't as overtly pro "Oh Internet!" anymore. That was pretty much the point, aside from information on the successor site that carried on in the actual spirit of the former ED. I'm sure most users can tell which of the two sites chooses not to dilute any information on the subject. Honestly, I really don't see the point of OhI! aside from the temporary inadvertent visits via redirects from the old url and the fact Google is still showing ED results from the cache. But as a revenue sore it seems pretty poorly thought out. And everyone knows one KnowYourMeme is one too many. So, it is a mystery. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:24, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
*** DUHHH I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IT COSTS TO RUN A HIGH TRAFFIC WEBSITE SO I HATE ALL SFW SHIT I AM SO EPICALLY HARDCORE DUHHHHH --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:57, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
**** I'd argue that all the Drama going on with ED and Oh!Internet isnt really any of the cwcki's concern, and there's no real reason to document it here. You're just giving the chantards attention. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 09:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Do Not Dis C Ville

2011-03-31T21:06:30Z

Jakkarra: /* Transcript */

A video that was uploaded on 23 July [[2009]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] announces that if you mock him, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], or [[CWCville]], you are mocking [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]] and all who dwell there. This notion is very similar to some of his statements from [[Sonichu 8|one of his comics]]. Chris also lets it slip that he believes his behavior is completely ordinary—he is being unfairly picked on while others can be "p'trayed, uh—about, just as bad."

This video is notable for containing the first appearance of Chris's NEW IMPROVED image within a Captain's Log video. He is sporting his new vest and necklace in addition to his Sonichu Medallion and his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Additionally, Chris's ugly-ass goatee can be seen.

Get ready to have some logic dropped on you.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Do Not Dis C Ville
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EB0VIr96GP0}}
| Stardate = 23 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style =
| Saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| Shirt = {{ClassicShortSleeve|text}}, {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]
| next = [[It's UGH!]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
I am here today to make an announcement that I feel is of most importance.

I have had so much disrespect, and whatnot, from every single Internet bully and troll on, yeah, the Internet.

Bu—I tell you s—I tell you something. In c- and this is including my original creation of Sonichu and Rosechu and ''no impostor can ever take their original creation the very moment from within Manchester High School the-''

''[Jump Cut]''

'''When you diss me... or you diss... Sonichu... when you diss... Rosechu... and when you diss... ''every single citizen of the city of CWCville...''''' as—uh—every single individual even including CWCville—'''you are dissing CWCville.'''

And when you '''diss''' CWCville you disf- you '''diss''' every "[[C-ville]]" within these United States.

I patriotic, why you think I started with a red, white and blue shirt, and to continue further, when you '''diss''' the "C-villes," not only do you d—not only do you '''diss''' every single one, but you '''diss''' the most important one that I have grown fond of even though I live just a few miles away from it, ''Charlottesville, Virginia.'' And I will not stand idly by and let the strong, supportive, honest citizens within the city of Charlottesville be '''dissed'''... by... the damn trolls ''in the relation of you '''diss''' Sonichu and Rosechu,'' '''VERY they were original pure ideas''' but then you have to go suck the fun out of it, tell me it was all wrong. '''YOU DO NOT DISS ANYBODY.'''

And when you '''''diss''' Sonichu, Rosechu, '''ME,''''' you '''diss''' '''Charlottesville, Virginia.''' Cause CWCville, and Charlottesville, both in the state of Virginia, are... top two C-villes within the state of Virginia. [''this leaves [[Wikipedia:Criglersville, Virginia|Criglersville]] in third place, behind somewhere that doesn't even exist'']

I am an honest citizen, I am sick of being portrayed wrongly and I will not stand idly by wi—by l—by lettin' me, the ''one citizen'', be portrayed wrongly amongst all the other citizens who in relation can be p'trayed, uh—about just as bad.

I'll be damned if I let anybody else go down... out of the wrong reasons... by any Internet—by any person on the Internet... I am a patriotic American, I am proud to be a Near-Citizen of Charlottesville, Virginia, and I am proud not—not only of all that, to be a "C-villian" of both... Charlottesville... and CWCville.

I'm Christian Weston Chandler.

Thank you.

'''Diss count - 15'''

{{incomplete}}
{{Template:The_Cwcivil_War_of_2009}}
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-23]]
[[Category: Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-23]]

War Paint Video

2011-03-26T13:27:45Z

Jakkarra:

[[Image:CryingIndian.jpg|thumb|left|A Cherokee's reaction after watching this video.]]
[[Image:Megatron pistol.jpg|thumb|A traditional [[Megatron pistol|weapon]] of the [[Cherokian Clan]]]]

The '''War Paint Video''' (officially titled '''10142009''', not be confused with [[10142009|another video with same title and posted the same day]]) is a video in which [[Chris]] delivers some sort of poem to the [[trolls]] while wearing "Indian" face paint. He then proclaims his proud [[Cherokee]] heritage while at the same time showing a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with Native American culture by repeating tired old Native American stereotypes.

Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's [[Sports bra photo series|sports bra]] is visible through his shirt. There is also a set of [[Plush Breasts]] in the lower left corner of the frame (they are more easily seen in the later [[Brutal Legend]] video).

{{Clear}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = War Paint Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6YnwSa0o990}}
| stardate = 14 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{WhiteTShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Challenge for Clyde II]]
| next = [[15 October 2009]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

''[Chants]'' [[Chris and English|Calling all trolls! Calling all trolls!]] You are at-We are at war! This is war! ''[Normally]'' I will not stand idly by while you [[Chris and English|take heed]] and mock and-curse my friends and my family. For you have dishonored me, and I will not stand for it! As I stand upon my native Cherokee heritage. I will-I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls! This is war!

'''''AIYIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI-YI!!'''''

''[Produces the [[Megatron pistol]] seen in [[CWC is Angry]]]''

[[Chris and English|Put down your wares and bring yourselves unto me. I will hun-Or I will hunt you down and really smite thee! You have been warned with the Cherokee ancestry.]]

''[Pause]''

[[Wikipedia:How (greeting)|How!]]

==See also==
*[[Cherokian Clan]]
*[[ECV 00001]]

==External links==
*[<s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYJUiQKuP2Q 007 - Autistic Bond Intro</s>] Dead Link
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiiMeui27Qg How Could You, Chris?]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Challenge for Clyde II]]|nextlink=[[15 October 2009]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-14]]

User:Jakkarra

2011-03-05T01:59:00Z

Jakkarra:

{{PVCC}}{{IRCReg}}
{{GrammarNazi}}{{AlecBensonLeary}}{{Virgin with rage}}{{Straight}}{{Ham}}
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User:Jakkarra

2011-03-05T01:48:39Z

Jakkarra: Created page with "{{PVCC}}{{IRCReg}} {{Asperchu}}"

Ringo Starr

2011-03-05T01:09:13Z

Jakkarra: Double Redirect Fixing.

#REDIRECT [[100 2269]]

TRUE

2011-03-05T01:08:43Z

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#REDIRECT [[Honest Content]]

Ringo

2011-03-05T01:08:19Z

Jakkarra: Double redirect Fixing

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Ringo

2011-03-05T01:07:46Z

Jakkarra: Double Redirect Fixing.

#REDIRECT [[The Beatles]]

PS2

2011-03-05T01:06:56Z

Jakkarra: Double Redirect Fixin's

#REDIRECT [[PS3]]

Kacey Call

2011-03-05T01:06:25Z

Jakkarra: Double Redirect Fixing.

#Redirect [[Kacey Call 1]]

The police

2011-03-05T01:05:53Z

Jakkarra: Double Redirect Fixing.

#REDIRECT [[Jerkop]]

Jackie e-mails Part 3

2011-03-05T01:05:32Z

Jakkarra: Double Redirect Fixin's

#REDIRECT [[Jackie E-mails 2]]

Jackie Emails

2011-03-05T01:00:14Z

Jakkarra: Redirected page to Jackie E-mails

#REDIRECT [[Jackie E-mails]]

Country Cookin'

2011-03-05T00:59:18Z

Jakkarra: Double <s>Niggo</s> Redirect Fixings

#REDIRECT [[List of restaurants]]

HEXbox

2011-03-05T00:58:36Z

Jakkarra: Double redirect Fixing

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Country Cooking

2011-03-05T00:58:01Z

Jakkarra: Double <s>Niggo</s> Redirect Fixings

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Timeline

2011-03-05T00:56:11Z

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CWCchronology

2011-03-05T00:55:02Z

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Chris And Reality

2011-03-05T00:53:45Z

Jakkarra: Double Redirect Fixing.

#REDIRECT [[Chris and reality]]

Attraction signs

2011-03-05T00:52:43Z

Jakkarra: Double <s>Rainbow</s> Redirect fixing.

#REDIRECT [[Attraction Sign]]

Lori

2011-03-05T00:50:03Z

Jakkarra: As "Lori" dosent have a page of her own, i decided to turn this into a redirect rather than a disambiguation page.

#REDIRECT [[Lori Lopez]]

Sonichu (IRC chat)

2011-03-05T00:46:02Z

Jakkarra: Fixin' an orphaned page

{{protip|If you're in #sonichu and no one is there, you're probably in #sonichu on the wrong IRC network. The TRUE and [[HONEST]] #sonichu channel is in irc.rizon.net, port 7000. See [[IRC:Contents]] for more info}}

'''#sonichu''' is the IRC chatroom (irc.rizon.net:7000) where all TRUE and LOYAL [[Sonichu]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] hang out.

In late 2008 and early 2009, [[CWC]] himself used to show up in the channel on occasion to answer questions from his "[[fans]]" and spar with trolls like [[Clyde Cash]]. Since the later days of the [[PandaHalo]] saga in [[January 2009]], however, Chris has retreated from interacting on IRC.

==See also==
*[[IRC:Contents]]
*[[IRC:Bans]]

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:IRC]]

Miltank

2011-03-05T00:20:34Z

Jakkarra: Redirected page to Kacey

#REDIRECT [[Kacey]]

Main Page

2011-03-05T00:12:52Z

Jakkarra: You mispelled "Corpulent"

Welcome to the new CWC Wiki. Here you'll find all you need to know about the high functioning autistic, corpulent manchild known as Christian Weston Chandler.

== temp portal ==
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Characters Characters]

[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:People People]

[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Categories All categories]

== To do list ==
*Categorize everything [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Uncategorizedpages here]
*Add all pages
*Add more details
*Clyde Cash rules
*test test test

Bruce Johnson

2011-02-08T01:16:27Z

Jakkarra: Basically nothing, adding what i believe to be a small correction though it may have been left as it was to avoid messing up how the statement looked (Feel free to challenge them)

Dr. '''Bruce Johnson''' was the principal of [[Chris]]'s elementary school and a supposed [[homo]]. [[Bob Chandler]] hated his guts. Chris claims to have hated sitting on his lap, giving him his homophobia. In reality, the Chandler family's conflict with Dr. Johnson was about his desire to send Chris to an institution because of Chris's dangerous behavior.

{{quotebox|The Principle of the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathanel Greene Elemetary School[sic]]], Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates[sic], but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE[sic] THE HOMOS the Worst.}}
 

==Debate==

Chris claims that this is the event that caused his family to move to another school; however, Bob Chandler revealed to Emily that they threatened to send Chris to an institution, which is why they moved, and stated in a [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|newspaper article]] in 1993 that "The Greene County School system was not equipped to teach an autistic child."

The validity of this story is questionable.

The most obvious problem is how an openly homosexual man in the [[1980s]] conservative fundamentalist [[Wikipedia:Southern United States|South]] would be able to secure a job as principal of a small town elementary school without being lynched. So what's the likelihood of there being ''several'' openly homosexual and lesbian faculty members under the same roof?

Bob, being old fashioned (keyword ''old''), probably still thinks "homosexual" and "pedophile" are interchangeable<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijbovskICjk]</ref>. Bob's misattribution of incidents like Chris' [[Matthew Noble call|bannings from the GAMe PLACe]] to [[homos]]exuals also suggests he might have been just as delusional or outright lying about the actual events.

While yes, intuition is an underappreciated sense that can tell us many things about another person, like whether they are safe or not, autistics aren't as naturally intuitive as normal kids. Chris obviously has no sense of intuition or inkling of body language. So him getting "bad vibes" was just hindsight bias (and probably some help from Bob and Barb manipulating his memory) as he tries to justify himself.

For argument's sake, let's say that there were homos on the school board. What would they have against the Chandlers? Sure, they're Baptists and against homosexuality, but so is everyone else in the area. Why would they single him out of all the other homophobic families? If anything, they'd assume that Chris was too young and stupid to understand complex matters like sexuality and same-sex relationships, and figure that they could enlighten him. They'd want to ''help'' him, not expel him for his parents' ignorance. Otherwise, that would look ''really'' bad on their part and cause an uproar from the Christian community (read: everyone within a 20 mile radius). The only thing that public school boards can expel kids for expressing (and teachers, for that matter) is outright racism.

His later statements also contradict why he "doesn't like to associate with men." On [[Mumble]], when confronted about how only gays have all female friends (harem anime don't count, they're ''fiction''), he paused, clearly backed into a wall, and whined that he never got the chance to make friends with other guys, despite having ''plenty'' of chances throughout his schooling. This is another instance of him trying to justify himself.

==[[Wikipedia:Captain Underpants|Captain Underpants]]==

Years after Chris left Nathanael Greene, Dr. Johnson finally vindicated Chris's claims by showing the entire world what a sick perv he is:

<blockquote>“Principal Bruce Johnson revealed his shockingly silly alter ego to the students of Stanardsville, Virginia's Nathanael Greene Elementary after they improved their [[Wikipedia:Standardized test|standardized test scores]]. Johnson appeared on the school's roof as Captain Underpants, hero of the popular children's book series. The outfit included a red cape, white undershirt, and large white underpants worn over his clothes. "We'll have to do this every year to get the scores up," Superintendent Ray Dingledine [seriously?] told the ''Daily Progress''. Added Johnson, "They'll laugh at me out here, but when it comes to being in the office, there's no arguing.”<ref>http://books.google.com/books?id=vnLetsZ4l4kC&pg=PA82</ref></blockquote>

Sounds like the best principal ever, to us.

==See Also==
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Johnson, Bruce}}
[[Category: People]]

File talk:Kroger sighting.jpg

2010-11-12T22:35:27Z

Jakkarra:

Kroger's does sell Hungry Man dinners. I know the ones near me here in Richmond, VA are starting to remodel. And they also sell Sushi & sake. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 09:11, 11 November 2010 (PST)
*Shouldn't it be noted that this is probably some way to take advantage of eating for free on Veterans day? This is going on Speculation.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 11:47, 11 November 2010 (PST)
** Anyone else disturbed at this? I'm for mocking the stuff he releases or when he makes a public idiot out of himself, but randomly taking pictures of him when he's sitting around doing nothing is kinda pushing it. [[User:Supersheep|Supersheep]] 19:29, 11 November 2010 (EST)
***Seconded. Really, everything is a bit much. Having a wiki with srs bsns rules is too much. Transcribing his every word is too much. Pretty much everyone here really takes shit too far. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:35, 11 November 2010 (PST)
****WELCOME TO THE CWCKI HAVE FUN LOLOLOL -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 16:45, 11 November 2010 (PST)
****I forgot the CWCki's motto was "WHERE NO SHIT IS TO MINOR (Except when we doccument Chris in the wild, that's just taking it too far)". --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 17:40, 11 November 2010 (PST)
*I just realized this is the first update on Chris since the Manchester 10 year High School reunion occurred (November 08, 2010)... did he go, or what? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 02:54, 12 November 2010 (PST)
*Is this photo nessescarily achieving something? I mean, we have a ton of pictures of Chris, and this one is very poor quality, not to say it's worthless, it's just that it dosent feel like it's needed. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 14:35, 12 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:Jakkarra

2010-11-11T19:01:10Z

Jakkarra:

== Chris's ==

We are aware that perhaps, Chris's should really be Chris' (although it can be debated that either is correct). However, it was decided a while ago to use '''Chris's''' on the CWCki. It's important we stick to our chosen convention - and the user I left that talk page message for was removing the extra S in their edits. I just wanted to avert a catastrophe - as we've had people start doing minor incorrect changes like that before - and then a few days later, they went ahead and changed hundreds of pages incorrectly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 11 November 2010 (PST)

Fair enough then, my apologies. I've never personally used the "extra S" posessives myself, it just feels so... Messy. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 11:01, 11 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:TarsTarkas

2010-11-11T18:02:04Z

Jakkarra:

== Your recent edits ==
Hey there. Your recent edits have been at odds with our general editing guidelines, particularly with regards the possessive form of "Chris's". There is also no need to add quotation marks around video names or video links. Finally, another thing I noticed was your capitalization of section titles - which should normally be in lowercase apart from the initial letter and any subsequent proper nouns. Please take some time to flick through [[A Quick Guide to CWCki]], which covers some of our editing and style guidelines. Thanks, --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:53, 11 November 2010 (PST)

Specifically, the posessive form of any word ending with an "S" simply requires the addition of an apostrophe. For example: Chris - Chris' "Chris likes his bike. The bike is chris' " THough "chris's" is technically also correct, it looks less neat.--[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 09:59, 11 November 2010 (PST)

User talk:TarsTarkas

2010-11-11T17:59:05Z

Jakkarra:

== Your recent edits ==
Hey there. Your recent edits have been at odds with our general editing guidelines, particularly with regards the possessive form of "Chris's". There is also no need to add quotation marks around video names or video links. Finally, another thing I noticed was your capitalization of section titles - which should normally be in lowercase apart from the initial letter and any subsequent proper nouns. Please take some time to flick through [[A Quick Guide to CWCki]], which covers some of our editing and style guidelines. Thanks, --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:53, 11 November 2010 (PST)

Specifically, the posessive form of any word ending with an "S" simply requires the addition of an apostrophe. For example: Chris - Chris' "Chris likes his bike. The bike is chris' " There are circumstances where you should add an extra "S", but they are infrequent enough to not even need to be known by most people.--[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 09:59, 11 November 2010 (PST)

Talk:Axe

2010-11-02T20:17:02Z

Jakkarra: /* Did you know? */

==To do==
*Add ad from comic
*references to Axe from comics and IRC chat (I believe he's mentioned it at least once in IRC)
* A taxpayer's money template?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 17:17, 27 December 2009 (CET)
==Did you know?==
Chris uses Purell hand sanitizer and Axe body spray in lieu of taking a shower?--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:24, 19 April 2009 (CEST)
*Somehow, I don't doubt that. Ew. Is it so hard to take a goddamn shower? [[User:DeLemonoid|DeLemonoid]] 23:20, 10 May 2009 (CEST)
*I wonder why he won't take a shower like the normal average joe? Also did you guys know that there's people who are allergic to Axe? I'm one of them, I tried it, but it gave me skin rash under my arms, so I stopped using it and switched to the dry deodorant (I'm allergic to spray-on deodorant), but I know that Axe doesn't attract women at all, ah marketing. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 21:30, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*Seemingly, he DOES have a shower, on occasion. And when he does, he is certain to only use AXE brand products. Sauce:[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLkmTN60DI&feature=mfu_in_order&playnext=1&videos=oUxsHlBSD9A] --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 13:17, 2 November 2010 (PDT)

== Chris' next life upgrade? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg
--[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 02:30, 25 July 2009 (CEST)

== Truth About Axe ==

[http://short-takes.deviantart.com/art/Truth-in-Advertising-134898934] -The truth about Axe in general. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 03:23, 7 October 2009 (CEST)

Dramatic glasses removal

2010-10-28T12:40:19Z

Jakkarra: Created page with "<center>{{#ev:youtube|p9nkN1AHKD0}}</center> <center>'''Shit Just Got Real'''</center> The '''Dramatic Glasses Removal''' is one of Chris' most valuable tools in combating th..."

<center>{{#ev:youtube|p9nkN1AHKD0}}</center>
<center>'''Shit Just Got Real'''</center>

The '''Dramatic Glasses Removal''' is one of Chris' most valuable tools in combating the trolls. He uses it to both intimidate and demean them. Or so he thinks.

Unfortunately, Chris dosent grasp that this kind of act ceases to be threatening if it is used Constantly (not that it ever was). He usually tears them from his face at the start of a video

Talk:Respectable Frames

2010-10-22T10:16:47Z

Jakkarra: /* Moving "Dramatic Glasses Removal" */

== I hope those Pedo-Glasses actually make him a pedo ==
I would have sex with him, even though I'm under 18.
*GTFO and sign your posts, Princess Chris Chan. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:07, 21 June 2009 (CEST)

== Of Fail ==

Someone needs to move this page to Pedo-Glasses of Fail. –[[User:Lynxr|Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.]]– 01:02, 17 December 2009 (CET)

:Are there any Pedo-Glasses of Win? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 03:12, 17 December 2009 (CET)
:Even if the Pedo-Glasses are a relic by themselves, they are not failing in their task. We are not adding the term "Fail" to the PSEye neither.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:15, 17 December 2009 (CET)
::They fail to make him not look like a pedo. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:25, 17 December 2009 (CET)
*Not every relic has to have the prefix "Of Fail." As I say on the Relic of Fail page, I'm starting to regret coming up with the suffix. Really, I think that "of Fail" should be appended for relics forged by Chris's hands. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 17 December 2009 (CET)
::Fair enough :) –[[User:Lynxr|Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.]]– 03:34, 17 December 2009 (CET)

== Actual pedos wearing actual pedo-glasses ==

Here's a couple of links to professional nonces proudly sporting their sexy specs; [http://www.herbanmedia.com/ambglb/myspace/myspace-pics-t/715patty_ann_kenley.jpg Patty Ann Kenley] and [http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2008/07/02/250ferguson,0.jpg Dennis Ferguson]. Could and should these be incorporated into the article, or has the point about Chris' unfortunate taste in eye-wear well enough made? [[User:Blusko|Blusko]] 06:20, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:* There's also the child rapist/murderer from The Lovely Bones (named after Chris' [[Lovely Weather|future wife]], of course). Image below. The resemblance between this man and Chris is just uncanny IMHO. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:12, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Image:TheLovelyChrisChan.jpg]]
::No it isn't. That guy was divorced, so not a virgin with rage. It took a lot of time and effort to build the underground dungeon - Crhis would be too lazy. Also, that guy was able to convince the jerkops that he was a normal person - Chris would just have shouted about trolls and tried to run away. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 18:01, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

==Moving "Dramatic Glasses Removal"==

Due to the section's small stature, i was going to copy the information in the DGR section to their own page in the "Mannerisms" category and then expand on it. It could probably do with some additions.

Does anyone have any objections?

--[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 16:36, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

*Before you do anything, you really should draft the page. It's a small section because there isn't much to say. I'd say get someone to approve your draft before you start making edits to existing articles. That might not be the rule here. I don't remember. It is on other wikis I edit on though. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:15, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

Probably. I wasnt entirely sure of the expected etiquette, which is why i was asking before i did anything important.
--[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 03:16, 22 October 2010 (PDT)

Respectable Frames

2010-10-21T23:39:14Z

Jakkarra: /* Dramatic glasses removal */ Adding a link to a newly created page

<center>{{#ev:youtube|1Sed9mjXEko}}</center>

{{Quote|My frames are good; [[Chris and Fashion|they look good to me]], and they are the best fit for my lenses anyway.|Chris, [[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay|on his choice in eyewear]].}}

[[Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu on his pedo-glasses - "I think I've picked the wrong frames." Yes, yes you have.]]
[[Image:RapistGlasses.jpg|thumb|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY It's the Rapist Glasses!]]]

The '''[[Pedo]]-Glasses''', also known as the '''[[Rapist]] Glasses''', are the colloquial names for [[Chris]]'s spectacles, the appearance of which have been described variously as recalling some form of [[sex]]ual deviant, usually along the lines of a [[BlueSpike|child]]-[[Megan|molesting]] [[Savannah Chandler|uncle]]. He began wearing them on 2 February 1998 as said in his [[CWC's Diary|diary]].

==Glasses==
They are double-bridged (to reduce tard breakage) and somewhat oversized, their roundness emphasizing Chris's pudgy face and generally rotund form. The earpieces are connected by a string attachment that nobody under the age of sixty would use. Regardless, Chris has defended his choice of eyewear with the truism that "it helps me see better", although they have remained conspicuously absent from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] for some time.

Often these type of frames and lenses are among the few pairs available by default to a patient at little to no cost if they want to utilize their [[monthly tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] on vision benefits. Of course, many tend to spend some extra cash on a much better pair of frames, but Chris has better things [[Chris and money|to buy]].
{{clear}}

==Dramatic glasses removal==

Chris has been known to emphatically remove his glasses from his face for dramatic effect in his videos, often putting them on just so he can tear them off again, like the manchild version of David Caruso. (For a useful example in context, see his video from [[100 2188|27 May 2010]], where he removes his glasses, puts them back on, and removes them again within the space of less than 30 seconds.)

In various videos Chris also appears to take his glasses off and throw them to the floor. This was particularly common during his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], when the dispute over his identity had him especially wound up — see [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|here]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|here]] for examples. The amount of time it'll take until he finally breaks them is unknown as of [[2010]].

See "[[Dramatic Glasses Removal]]" for further reading.

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{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Talk:Respectable Frames

2010-10-21T23:36:48Z

Jakkarra: /* Moving "Dramatic Glasses Removal" */

== I hope those Pedo-Glasses actually make him a pedo ==
I would have sex with him, even though I'm under 18.
*GTFO and sign your posts, Princess Chris Chan. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:07, 21 June 2009 (CEST)

== Of Fail ==

Someone needs to move this page to Pedo-Glasses of Fail. –[[User:Lynxr|Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.]]– 01:02, 17 December 2009 (CET)

:Are there any Pedo-Glasses of Win? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 03:12, 17 December 2009 (CET)
:Even if the Pedo-Glasses are a relic by themselves, they are not failing in their task. We are not adding the term "Fail" to the PSEye neither.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:15, 17 December 2009 (CET)
::They fail to make him not look like a pedo. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:25, 17 December 2009 (CET)
*Not every relic has to have the prefix "Of Fail." As I say on the Relic of Fail page, I'm starting to regret coming up with the suffix. Really, I think that "of Fail" should be appended for relics forged by Chris's hands. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 17 December 2009 (CET)
::Fair enough :) –[[User:Lynxr|Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.]]– 03:34, 17 December 2009 (CET)

== Actual pedos wearing actual pedo-glasses ==

Here's a couple of links to professional nonces proudly sporting their sexy specs; [http://www.herbanmedia.com/ambglb/myspace/myspace-pics-t/715patty_ann_kenley.jpg Patty Ann Kenley] and [http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2008/07/02/250ferguson,0.jpg Dennis Ferguson]. Could and should these be incorporated into the article, or has the point about Chris' unfortunate taste in eye-wear well enough made? [[User:Blusko|Blusko]] 06:20, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:* There's also the child rapist/murderer from The Lovely Bones (named after Chris' [[Lovely Weather|future wife]], of course). Image below. The resemblance between this man and Chris is just uncanny IMHO. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:12, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Image:TheLovelyChrisChan.jpg]]

==Moving "Dramatic Glasses Removal"==

Due to the section's small stature, i was going to copy the information in the DGR section to their own page in the "Mannerisms" category and then expand on it. It could probably do with some additions.

Does anyone have any objections?

--[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 16:36, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Respectable Frames

2010-10-21T23:36:05Z

Jakkarra:

== I hope those Pedo-Glasses actually make him a pedo ==
I would have sex with him, even though I'm under 18.
*GTFO and sign your posts, Princess Chris Chan. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:07, 21 June 2009 (CEST)

== Of Fail ==

Someone needs to move this page to Pedo-Glasses of Fail. –[[User:Lynxr|Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.]]– 01:02, 17 December 2009 (CET)

:Are there any Pedo-Glasses of Win? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 03:12, 17 December 2009 (CET)
:Even if the Pedo-Glasses are a relic by themselves, they are not failing in their task. We are not adding the term "Fail" to the PSEye neither.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:15, 17 December 2009 (CET)
::They fail to make him not look like a pedo. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:25, 17 December 2009 (CET)
*Not every relic has to have the prefix "Of Fail." As I say on the Relic of Fail page, I'm starting to regret coming up with the suffix. Really, I think that "of Fail" should be appended for relics forged by Chris's hands. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:30, 17 December 2009 (CET)
::Fair enough :) –[[User:Lynxr|Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.]]– 03:34, 17 December 2009 (CET)

== Actual pedos wearing actual pedo-glasses ==

Here's a couple of links to professional nonces proudly sporting their sexy specs; [http://www.herbanmedia.com/ambglb/myspace/myspace-pics-t/715patty_ann_kenley.jpg Patty Ann Kenley] and [http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2008/07/02/250ferguson,0.jpg Dennis Ferguson]. Could and should these be incorporated into the article, or has the point about Chris' unfortunate taste in eye-wear well enough made? [[User:Blusko|Blusko]] 06:20, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

:* There's also the child rapist/murderer from The Lovely Bones (named after Chris' [[Lovely Weather|future wife]], of course). Image below. The resemblance between this man and Chris is just uncanny IMHO. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:12, 20 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Image:TheLovelyChrisChan.jpg]]

==Moving "Dramatic Glasses Removal"==

Due to the section's small stature, i was going to copy the information in the DGR section to their own page in the "Mannerisms" category.

Does anyone have any objections?

--[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 16:36, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

Template:Mannerisms

2010-10-21T23:22:41Z

Jakkarra: Adding a section on Chris' dramatic glasses removal. I thought perhaps it warranted it's own page, rather than being a footer on the Pedo-Glasses page. If there's a problem, please tell me.

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| '''[[Chris's mannerisms|Mannerisms]]'''
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[[Claw of Fail]] |
[[Stress sigh]] |
[[The Creepy Stare]] |
[[Dramatic Glasses Removal]]
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[[Category:Mannerisms]]
<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>

Talk:Stress sigh

2010-10-21T23:17:01Z

Jakkarra: Small addition to the discussion page.

==Stress sign counter==
This is a very big project but we should try and compile the number of times Chris has sighed in all publicly available media related to him and then try and calculate the average sigh per video. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:47, 7 December 2009 (CET)

== "filler" words ==

I've noticed that when people tell him things that are "inconvenient" to him, he tends to stop making actual replies and starts saying things like "mmm", "alright", "yeah", etc. Am I wrong in believing that something like this should go into this article? [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 23:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)
:Shit, the average amount of sighs per video would skyrocket if I counted the mms and yeahs and alrights...I'll add a note about them and do a recount soonish. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 09:49, 13 December 2009 (CET)

== Rewrite ==

I removed the "Sightings" section. It only glossed over Chris's use of the stress sigh, and I think that a comprehensive list of Chris's sighs would be unnecessary, at least as part of this article. I support the "stress sigh counter," but the statistic is in significant need of an update. Anyone who wants to put the 12 December 2009 figure back in as a placeholder is welcome to. The "anti-sigh" or "hmph" is growing in prominence, and might be better served with a small article of its own, but it might be a bit soon for that. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 20:00, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

== Video Evidence ==

I'm not entirely sure if it requires such, but perhaps the addition of a compilation video of some or all of chris' different sighs would be in order. (not nessescarily each and every one, but he appears to have a few different inflections on the sigh he uses) I'll have a look at doing so personally, but i think others may have better experience with editing videos with more skill than I. --[[User:Jakkarra|Jakkarra]] 16:17, 21 October 2010 (PDT)